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+Welcome to the First A*S*S* set of Texts.. 
+A*S*S* is currently lookin for writers and serious hackers to put on its 
+staff.. We are also looking for people to distribute A*S*S* through BBSs..
+
+Current A*S*S* members.. :      DySpHuNxIoN (Leader/ Prez)
+                                Tyrant  (Hacker/Vice Prez)
+                                Stalker (Barrel of Laughs)
+
+PBXs:   1800-463-7843    PWD: 463-538-053-422-78 
+        1800-225-5946    PWD:
+        1800-848-0684    PWD:
+        1800-633-3902    PWD:
+        1-313-684-3345   PWD: 2234, 206, 2456
+        1800-242-0100    PWD:
+        1800-888-4432    PWD:
+        1800-997-6522    PWD:
+        1800-887-6522    PWD:
+        1800-223-1270    PWD: ?? 5 digit code
+        1800-624-5123    PWD: 
+        1800-200-0000    PWD: ?? 4 digit code
+        1-501-666-6886   PWD:
+        1800-234-1257    PWD: 14752
+        1800-938-2868    Pwd:
+        
+Rerouter: 1800-484-9329  4-digit Pwd:1212 
+                         6-digit Pwd:121212
+                      
+Hacked AOL accounts:    Meredith86
+                        HeinLein
+
+                        BigGeorge3
+                        Fjord
+
+Email:          Craig Borchardt->CraigB@winternet.mpls.mn.us
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+People on P*:   SC->HCCU29F
+                ViRuS?->UMNT59B
+                INOCENT->WANE41A
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+BBS:    Virii-914-993-6232
+
+ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
+³The Hackers Phone Book of Pirate BBSs v.01³
+ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
+ASS: DysPhunXioN
+ASS '94 - Anarchy/Cracking/Graphics/Hacking/Phreaking/Virus Development
+For more info e-mail kowinfo@aol.com.
+
+BBS Name                Phone #                 Location                
+--------                -------                 --------                
+Fifth Quadrant          203-266-4307            Woodbury, CT
+                        203-266-4308            Woodbury, CT
+The House of Cain       203-598-0242
+The Pharohs Tomb        203-264-4935            Southington, CT
+The Joshua Tree         203-283-1478
+Toxic Feces             203-263-4114            NUP:Yellow Pickle
+The Wierd BBS           203-266-5340            Woodbury, CT
+Way Out Wild            203-723-9430            Naugatuck, CT
+The NightMare Dream     203-264-7697            
+The Gateway to Hell     203-263-4542            Woodbury, CT
+                        203-263-4761  
+Diagnosed Paranoid      203-263-5019            Woodbury, CT
+Pirate-80               304-744-2253
+Hackers Hide Out        513-870-9566            Cincinnati, OH
+Matrix Develop Co.      210-699-6777       Digital Mafia Hq.                       
+Jagged Edge             305-362-7315            
+Mr. Ed's Corner         713-477-6119        
+Alpha 2010              210-687-9660 &     only 14.4k
+                        210-687-9111
+House of Sin            217-864-4796
+The Spade               609-443-5789 &
+                        609-371-0369
+XTC                     512-346-3375
+Inner Circle            904-259-3358            Jacksonville, Fl.
+Virii                   914-993-6232            DCi HQ..
+
+*This is an official Aryan Sekret Service distribution Site 
+
+Heres Somethin you can have some Phun with.. 
+Merry Christmas from your Friends at MCi.. 
+
+MCI Card Number: 6126334408
+First Name: Richard 
+Middle Name: Todd 
+Last Name: Restion
+MCI Account# 6A824231
+
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+             ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
+             ³  ÛÛÛÛÛ»         ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ»        ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ»        ³
+             ³ ÛÛÉÍÍÛÛ» Ü ÛÛ»Ü ÛÛÉÍÍÍͼ Ü ÛÛ»Ü ÛÛÉÍÍÍͼ Ü ÛÛ»Ü ³
+             ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛº  ÛÛÛÛ» ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ»  ÛÛÛÛ» ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ»  ÛÛÛÛ» ³
+             ³ ÛÛÉÍÍÛÛº ßÈÛÛÉß ÈÍÍÍÍÛÛº ßÈÛÛÉß ÈÍÍÍÍÛÛº ßÈÛÛÉß ³
+             ³ ÛÛº  ÛÛºRyanͼ  ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛºEkret¼  ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛºervice  ³
+             ³ Èͼ  Èͼ        ÈÍÍÍÍÍͼ        ÈÍÍÍÍÍͼ        ³
+             ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄPresentsÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
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+                        How to tap someone's phone line
+                               By: DysPhunXioN
+
+1. Introduction
+
+        I forgot to put this in the last document "How to patch into other
+people's phone lines". So I decided.. what the hell... just put it in another
+doc instead of trying to update the other before it get's spread around.
+
+2. Disclaimer
+
+        This information is intended for Entertainment purposes only. If it 
+is used for any other purposes I am not responsible for any outcomes.
+
+3. Table Of Contents.
+
+1. Introduction
+2. Disclaimer
+3. Table Of Contents
+4. Overview
+5. Method I
+6. Method II
+7. Rap Up
+
+4. Overview
+
+        Ever wanted to find out exactly what your girlfriend or brother or
+neighbors are talking about when your not around.. ever want to just listen
+to someone else's phone calls just for the hell of it.. well this document
+was made for you.. in it we will describe to ways to record and monitor your
+target's phone calls. 
+
+5. Method I
+
+        Both methods involve the phone patching equipment described in our
+last document.. How to Patch Into Other People's Phone Lines. Simply find 
+your target's line by doing this 
+
+1) Find the box near the house
+2) Dial an ANI <Automatic Number Varifaction> number to see what number you
+   are calling from.
+
+        Now that you have found the line simply take off the phone cord that
+is spliced into the aligator clips and replace it with a cord from a 
+microphone or earphones. Then hook the clips to the line and the cord to a 
+voice activated recorder with plenty of tape. But all of this in the box and
+lock it up.. The next night come back for it and either take the tape and 
+leave or change tapes and take the one you have home for your listening 
+pleasure.
+
+6. Method II
+
+        Also once again you need the phone patching equipment mentioned in
+our last doc "How to Patch Into Other People's Phone Lines". This method
+will allow you to listen to the calls as they are happening from the comfort
+of any room with a FM radio. You first must find the person's line by once 
+again.
+
+1) Finding a box near their house
+2) Dialing an ANI to find the right number
+
+        Ok.. now that you have done that you need to find a wireless FM 
+microphone.. you can find these little babies at radioshack.. and a bit more
+sophistacted ones in the back of popular science or in a Ham Radio magazine. 
+Now once again hook the equipment to the proper set of prongs, this time 
+hook the aligator clips to a pair of mono headphones which you tape next to
+your FM wireless microphone. Make sure that the wireless mic is tuned to a 
+dead frequency so that you can hear it all. Now simply tune in the new
+station and listen in privacy to their intimate secrets. 
+
+        If you find a wireless mic with a mic slot or if you can splice into 
+the mic in the wireless mic all the better.. you also won't pick up 
+background noise.
+
+7. Rap Up
+
+        Oh well, that's all for now.. look for more quality documents from 
+your friends here at A*S*S*.. Aryan Sekret Service.. 
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+             ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
+             ³  ÛÛÛÛÛ»         ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ»        ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ»        ³
+             ³ ÛÛÉÍÍÛÛ» Ü ÛÛ»Ü ÛÛÉÍÍÍͼ Ü ÛÛ»Ü ÛÛÉÍÍÍͼ Ü ÛÛ»Ü ³
+             ³ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛº  ÛÛÛÛ» ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ»  ÛÛÛÛ» ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ»  ÛÛÛÛ» ³
+             ³ ÛÛÉÍÍÛÛº ßÈÛÛÉß ÈÍÍÍÍÛÛº ßÈÛÛÉß ÈÍÍÍÍÛÛº ßÈÛÛÉß ³
+             ³ ÛÛº  ÛÛºRyanͼ  ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛºekret¼  ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛºervice  ³
+             ³ Èͼ  Èͼ        ÈÍÍÍÍÍͼ        ÈÍÍÍÍÍͼ        ³
+             ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄPresentsÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
+
+                             The Forgotten Art of
+                           Phone Patching.. Or how 
+                         to get Free LD without having
+                       some crappy box, or struggling all
+                     night trying to find a PBX <though it 
+                   helps.. <grin>
+
+                               By: DysPhunXioN
+
+1. Introduction
+
+        It seems as though everyone has forgotten about the easiest yet 
+riskiest form of free long distance calling. Phone Patching.. Simply it's
+getting into someone else's phone line, just like those simple yet oh so 
+faithfull bell employee's do. The method is easy, the application is even
+easier, the risk though is high.
+
+2. Disclaimer
+
+        The following information is for Entertainment purposes only. 
+I the author am in no way responsible of the material contained here 
+in is used in the wrong manner.
+
+3. Table Of Contents
+
+1. Introduction
+2. Disclaimer
+3. Table Of Contents
+4. Overview
+5. How To Find The Bell Phone Box
+6. Materials Needed
+7. How To Do It
+8. Some Suggestions On What To Do With It
+
+4. Overview
+
+        Bell systems has to keep up maintance of all phone lines and test them
+too.. this means they had to make a point where the line man could easily
+go and enter the customer's phone line. Though we have always seen this on 
+a telephone poll, or a bell employee cutting open a large cord containg 
+thousands of lines. There is an easier way. Bell also has metal boxes on the
+ground that the bell employee's use to fix or monitor your line, and we use
+to make calls from it.
+
+5. How To Find The Bell Phone Box
+
+        When many people think about box's they think of aqua boxes or blue
+or any other color in existance.. I am simply talking about a metal or plastic
+box that bell uses to hide and protect their equipment from the weather and
+vandals. It is not really a box more a cylinder. In our part of the nation
+it is plastic, about 3 feet high and has a large bell sticker on it 
+explaining that it is against the law to use blah blah blah. It is usually
+protected by a bolt on the bottom.. It can be unlocked with a 7/16 hex or 
+cresent <your choice on the word> wrench.
+
+6. Materials Needed
+
+        1 7/16 Hex Wrench
+        1 Pair Of Alligator Clips
+        1 Phone Cord
+        1 Roll Of Electrical Tape
+        1 Phone
+
+        Ok, Now Cut the phone cord and the cord running from the alligator
+clips. Connect the Green and Yellow cord to one wire and connect the black
+and red wires to the other. Make sure that the green and yellow and the
+red and black wires are seperated and use some electrical tape to seal the
+splice. Congratulations you know have the equipment needed to patch into a 
+phone line.
+
+7. How To Do It
+
+        Ok, We have come to the point of the document when I tell the final
+step. Go to the cylinder like phone box you have found. Use the 7/16 hex 
+wrench to unbolt the bolt and slide the plastic cover off. In front of you
+should be a long row of prongs on a stick. A close up would look somewhat
+like this
+                     _______________
+                    /______________/|
+                    |              ||
+                    | -----------  ||
+                    || /()\ /()\ | ||
+                    ||           | ||
+                    | -----------  ||
+                    |              ||
+
+
+        That is just one of the many prongs you should see.. Now look for a
+a set of prongs that has wires running to it, that is a operating phone line.
+Hook up the two alligator clips there.. One clip per prong. Hook the cord
+to the phone <or laptop> you brought with you and check for a dial tone..
+If you got one.. congratulations you have complete control over their phone
+line. 
+
+8. Some Suggestions On What To Do With It
+
+        1: Call all the board or LD friends you may have.. Remember a simple
+           102881(area code)(Number) will over ride any long distance 
+           blocking.
+        2: Call all those 1900 lines you see on television
+        3: Call the AT&T Teleconfrencing Operater and set up a confrence for
+           you and your friends around the US to talk on .. for free.. the
+           number to call is 18005446363.. You will need to call an ANI first
+           to find out the number you are calling from.
+        4: Prank Call The Police.. tell them what you really think about them
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+  ASS '94 - Anarchy/Cracking/Graphics/Hacking/Phreaking/Virus Development
+
+                      How To Hack Renegade BBS Systems
+                              by DysPhunXioN of ASS
+
+This is the first in a line of anarchy/hacking/phreaking text philes... Brought
+                   to you by ASS... Aryan Sekret Service...
+
+This file was written by DysPhunXioN.
+
+Renegade is one of the more common bbs systems being used. Being a hack itself,
+of Telegard, one can easily guess that there's a bug in it somewhere. A bug?
+That's too small a word. This has missed all of our attention... Now you will
+know... You can grab all the renegade data files, user data files, and the chat
+logs.
+
+What You Need:      A Renegade Mock Setup (If you wish to see the files good
+                    A Renegade BBS To Hack (They must have the archive menu)
+
+1) Dial your target Renegade BBS...
+
+2) Logon.. I advise using a fake account and deleting the logs when you're done.
+
+3) After you logon, make sure the sysop is not around. Check the messages, play
+   some door games to make it look normal. Page the sysop to see if he's around.
+   Note that this hack is done better at night, when the sysop is asleep.
+
+4) When ready, goto the file menu.
+
+5) In the file menu there is an option called "/A". This is the archive menu.
+   This is where you will do your work on compressed files.. this is also where
+   you will do your hacking.
+
+6) From the archive menu, select "W", to work on a file.
+
+7) Enter the name of the archive you wish to work on. (This can be any name,
+   followed by the extension of the file. ".ZIP" is the best, and most systems
+   support it. What you will be doing is adding the data files to a .zip file
+   for later download.
+
+8) Now you have to add files. You hit "A" to do this. When it prompts you for
+   files, type "../../u*.dat". Next type "../../r*.dat". Finally type
+   "../../*.log".
+
+9) Now you have the data files and chat logs in the archive... You may now
+   download the file which you have created...
+
+10) Now here's how to view it. Set up a mock Renegade BBS.
+
+11) Copy the renegade.dat to your main renegade directory and copy the user
+    files to x:\renegade\data\, or whatever your renegade data directory is.
+
+12) Start renegade using RENEGADE /L .. this loads it in local mode..
+
+13) Goto the user setup and start writing down passwords... System
+    passwords are found in the system config section... (So you can logon
+    as the sysop--Note that to do so you will need his/her phone number,
+    password, and the system password. You can look at the RENEGADE.DAT
+    file with a lister and find parts of passwords as well.)
+
+For more info on ASS send mail to any of the 203 BBSs on the list..
+
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+                                                           ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ
+     ÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÜ    ÜÛÛÛÜ     PiRETE's     ÜÛÛÜ     ÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ 
+    ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ   ÛÛÛÛÛÝ      WHO      ÜÛÛÛÛß    ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ 
+   ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß   ßÛÛÛÛÝ   ÛÛÛÛÛ      CAN     ÞÛÛÛÛÝ    ÛÛÛÛÛÛßßß   ßßßÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ  
+  ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛ QueenÛÛÛÛÛÝ   ÛÛÛÛÝ    SPELL    ÛÛÛÛÛ    ÞÛÛÛÛÛ   PWS has  ÞÛÛÛÛ
+  ÞÛÛÛÛÛÝof theÞÛÛÛÛÛ   ÛÛÛÛÛ   CORRiERS  ÛÛÛÛÝ    ÛÛÛÛÛÝ   met all   ÛÛÛÝ
+   ÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ215 ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛ    ÛÛÛÛÝ           ÞÛÛÛÛÝ    ÛÛÛÛÛÝ SPA regs for ß
+   ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ  ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ    ÛÛÛÛÛ    100    ÞÛÛÛÛÝ    ÛÛÛÛÛÝ  couriering
+    ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ     ÞÛÛÛÛ    DAY    ÛÛÛÛÛ     ÞÛÛÛÛÛ    warez.
+     ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß       ÞÛÛÛÛÝ  WAREZ!  ÛÛÛÛÛ      ÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜ
+      ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß  Sorry  ÞÛÛÛÛÝ         ÞÛÛÛÛÛ       ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜ
+      ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ  PWS is  ÞÛÛÛÛÛ Opps, I ÞÛÛÛÛÝ         ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
+       ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ not ASP   ÛÛÛÛÛ   mean  ÞÛÛÛÛÝ             ßßßßßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ
+PWS did ÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ approved. ÛÛÛÛÛ  10 Day ÞÛÛÛÛÝ          A group   ßÛÛÛÛÛÛ
+inhale. ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ           ÛÛÛÛÛÝ   ÜÜ   ÛÛÛÛÛ         that gives   ÞÛÛÛÛÛÝ
+        ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ           ÛÛÛÛÛÝ  ÛÛÛÛ  ÛÛÛÛÛ        slightly more  ÛÛÛÛÛÝ
+       ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ           ÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÞÛÛÛÛÝ ÛÛÛÛÝ     ÜÜ  than a fuck. ÞÛÛÛÛÛÝ
+       ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ            ÞÛÛÛÛÛÝÛÛÛÛÛÛÞÛÛÛÛÝ    ÛÛÛÛÜ      -PWS   ÛÛÛÛÛÛ     
+      ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ A decline   ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ   ÞÛÛÛÛÛÜÜ          ÛÛÛÛÛÛÝ   
+     ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ in superior  ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ     ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜÜÜ   ÜÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ  
+    ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ  couriering.  ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛ   ÞÛÛÛÛÛÛ       ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß  
+     ßÛÛÛÛÛ                 ÞÛÛÛÛ      ÛÛÛÛ           ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß   
+       ßßß                    ßß        ßß               ßßßßßßßßß
+
+                           =/\/\= PWS COURiERiNG =/\/\=
+
+                               -*- 0-10 DAY WAREZ -*-
+
+                               ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
+                        úùÄÍØÍÄùú  Senior Staff úùÄÍØÍÄùú
+                               ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
+                              Bass  The Punisher 
+
+                               ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
+                    úùÄÍØÍÄùú Regional Coordinators úùÄÍØÍÄùú
+                               ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
+                                 Lightning Bolt 
+
+                               ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
+                        úùÄÍØÍÄùú Elite Traders úùÄÍØÍÄùú
+                               ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
+                      Critical Wave  Osiris  Fatal Error 
+
+                               ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
+                        úùÄÍØÍÄùú    Members    úùÄÍØÍÄùú
+                               ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
+                                  Intercepter 
+
+                               ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
+                        úùÄÍØÍÄùú    Couriers   úùÄÍØÍÄùú
+                               ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
+                                  The Punisher 
+
+
+ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
+    PWS GREETiNGS       RiSC, THG, TRSi, PTG, RZR, PWA, PWS, ASP, SPA,
+       GO OUT           IBM, MCI, AT&T, IOU, MIT, ANSI, PHD, FBI, ARJ,
+         TO:            NASA, HST, V32, ZIP, LZH, PAK, PC, USA, UPS, NRA,
+                        NAACP, CIA, U2, GNR, REM, and of course 911.
+ÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍÄÍ
+
+    PWS would like to thank the following people for support and 
+    advice.  These are the people who stuck with us thru the long
+    hard hours it took to set up PWS.  When we cried they were there,
+    when we laughed they were there, and when we barfed they were there.
+
+          Gun's and Roses, Kris Kross, Vanilla ICE, MC Hammer,
+          Nuclear Assult, Bill Cliton, Barbra Bush, Donald Duck,
+          Kurt Cobain, Ross Perot, ICE T, Snoopy Doggy Dog, 
+          Anorld Sw?nigger, Sadam Hussein, Micheal Jackson, 
+          Thespian society, Tom Cruise, Madonna, RUN-DMC, Joe Crocker,
+          Naughty by Nature, Janet Jackson, 'Wierd Al' Yanovic, Jon
+          Secada, Bob Marley, The B-52's, L.L. Cool J., Ren & Stimpy, 
+          Bat Man, Yacko, Wacko, Dot, Pinky and the Brain, The Good
+          Feathers, Garfield, Red Hot Spegitti Peppers, Kathy Ireland,
+          all the models of Playboy, McDonalds, Burger King, All of the 
+          Mortal Kombat actors, and of finally special thanks are due to
+          the one true friend of PWS who is... I forgot, nevermind.
+
+       Ú---------------------------------------------------------------¿
+       | If you are interested in joining PWS, either as a COURiER or  |
+       |   as a DiSTRiBUTiON SiTE, call our Application Headquarters,  |
+       |                   Data Bank (610) 555-1212                    |
+       |                                                               |
+       |                          LOGiN: PWS                           |
+       |                       PASSWORD: PWS                           |
+       |    Download the file PWSAPPS.ZIP, fill out the appropriate    |
+       |       application, and Upload it to the PWS Conference.       |
+       |   Or email the app to Bass or The Punisher on any major bbs.  |
+       À---------------------------------------------------------------Ù
+
+ÖÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÒÄÄÄÄÄ/=HEADQUARTER BOARDS=\ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÒÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ·
+º Data Bank BBS       º World HQ    º 1 Node º ...-...-.... º Bass           º
+º Capital Punishment  º World HQ    º 2 Node º ...-...-.... º The Punisher   º
+ÓÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĽ
+ÖÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÒÄÄÄÄÄ/=iNTERNATiONAL HQ's=\ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÒÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ·
+º Looking...          º .Somewhere. º 0 Node º ...-...-.... º                º
+º Looking...          º .Somewhere. º 0 Node º ...-...-.... º                º
+º Looking...          º .Somewhere. º 0 Node º ...-...-.... º                º
+ÓÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÐÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĽ
+ÖÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÒÄ/=MEMBER BOARDS=\ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÒÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ·
+º System Halt BBS           º 2 Node º (610) ...-....  º Fatal Error         º
+º Threshold                 º 1 Node º (610) ...-....  º Intercepter         º
+º Hyper Twilight Zone       º 1 Node º (215) ...-....  º Lightning Bolt      º
+
+
+ At PWS are motto is: 
+
+           We have 10 day old technology but at least WE CAN SPELL!
+
+                    Official Quotes from Official PWS Members:
+
+    PWS does not say 'WAREZ the beef?'
+    PWS does not use '0's instead of O's'.
+    PWS does not use 'fucked up ascii characters in place of text'.    
+    PWS does not consider itself 'ELITE'.
+    PWS does not 'shower'.
+    PWS does not say 'INC is LAIM!'
+    PWS is an active member in 'saving the enviroment' because we believe
+        most software companies waste too much paper on manuals.
+    PWS does not support people who have 'alternative lifestyles'.
+    PWS does not care if you think 'PWS is LAME!'.
+    PWS thinks that the 'RISC.NFO looked cool but better after we hacked it,
+        and changed its size from 5k to less than 1k'.
+    PWS does not use any slang like 'DIS, or SUP'.
+    PWS does 'give slightly more than a fuck'.
+    PWS does not consider itself 'superior couriering' or a 'rise' thereof.
+    PWS will not 'apologize to you just because you are going to kill us'.
+    PWS does not know anyone who is 'in the mofia'.
+    PWS does not care that you love 'Fruit Loops'.
+    PWS does like 'Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries'.
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+
+  /-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-\
+  |                                 |
+  |   HOW TO OBTAIN RED-BOX TONES   |
+  |   ---------------------------   |
+  \-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-/
+
+  How to obtain Red-box tones - Typed on 5/26/88
+  ----------------------------------------------
+
+  O.k first the basics,for the people who dont know what Red box tones
+  are .A Red Box is a device that generates Quater,Dime and nickle tones,
+  so the operator thinks that coins have been dropped in the slots.
+  For a Quater there are 5 beeps that are outpulsed at 12-17 pulses ,
+  for the dime there are 2 beeps that are outpulsed at 5-8.5 PPS and
+  for a nickle one beep outpulsed the smae as a dime.Now each beep
+  consists of 2 tones which are 2200 and 1700hz. Below is a way to get
+  these tones without having to build one.
+
+  Heres what you do:
+  ------------------
+  Materils needed: - A trusted friend (HA HA...AH)
+                   - A micro Cassette Recoder (preferably)
+                   - A telephone pickup from your local Radio shack
+
+  Now go down to the fortress phones(Do not do this in the day time
+  where people cannot see you).look for two fortress phone booths
+  connected together.This will make the job lot easier if you are
+  alone.Now connect the telephone pickup to the receiver of the
+  handset.(and dont forget to connect it to your cassette recorder)of
+  one of the telefones.(you might have to tape the telephone pick-up
+  to the receiver).Now put the fone on hook and go to the neighbouring
+  fone booth .From here make a telefone call to the first booth.
+  NOW FROM HERE ON IS THE HARD PART THAT
+
+  Now leave your handset hanging and quickly go to the other phone
+  booth where the telephone pickup is hooked up.First press the
+  recording button.Then pick up the handset and LEAVE IT OFF HOOK
+  (remeber the recording is still going on).Now go to the second
+  telephone booth where you made the call,drop a couple of Quaters,
+  dimes and nickles.
+  You are done!!!!!!!.When you play back the cassette you will hear
+  the tones of the coins you put in.
+
+  This procedures may also work from home,where by you'll have the
+  telephone pick-up connected at home,and someone calls you and
+  he drops the coins.
+
+
+  Article By:<Red><Knight>
+  5/26/88
+  =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
+RED KNIGHT IS NOT A MEMBER OF A*S*S*..  THIS FILE WAS JUST PUT IN THIS
+PACKET BECAUSE DysPhunXioN FOUND IT TO BE USEFUL...   
+
+
+
+
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+-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
+       Project Underground Alliance - A Proposal for Change
+
+-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
+This letter originated from U.A. WHQ, Tactical Command ][
+                                     Operation Underworld 215.493.6282  
+                                                          (28.8 USR)
+     Hated by those they wished to rescue, despised by those they were
+dying to save, these grand soldiers, these immortal deliverers, have fought
+without thanks, labored without applause, suffered without pity, and they
+have died execrated and abhorred. For the good of all they accepted isolation
+and criticism. They gave up all, sacrificed all, lost all, but truth self-
+respect and honor. These are the hackers, pirates, couriers, artists,
+writers, phreakers, coders, anarchists, and sysops that have made the
+Underground Alliance a reality. Through this document, they shall never be
+forgotten.
+     Greetings, this text has been assembled and distributed throughout BBS's 
+enclosed in archived files and throughout internet in order to explain what 
+the Underground Alliance is, why it was created, and how it works. Before an 
+explanation of the U.A. is given, let us summarize the current BBS "scene".
+Throughout todays Cyberspace, one can find a large variety of BBS's that
+carry support for hacking, phreaking, carding, virii, warez, artwork and text
+files in some degree and form. These BBS's like it or not collectively makeup 
+the computer underground. The sysop's and users all share the same general 
+belief that the world of computers and telecommunications should be accessible 
+regardless of cost and that they have the right to access information. 
+Unfortunately, the similarities between these BBS's, sysops and users cease 
+here, for most boards are independent, isolated and therefor severely limited 
+in their abilities to provide security for their users and provide the 
+facilities by which to share the collective knowledge of the underground. Some 
+boards seek to solve these faults through sister boards, nets and affiliations 
+with groups specialized in talents such as cracking, hacking, artwork and file 
+distribution. These measures however well meant and noble in purpose are 
+ineffective at best and in most cases lead to further isolation or worse, to 
+the terminal disease called eliteness. Eliteness is very prevalent in 
+Cyberspace today and has created a landscape on which the telecommunications 
+highway of the future can not be built. This disease has created an 
+intolerable situation by which knowledge is kept from the masses by the few 
+in a futile effort to become famous and powerful. One must be careful, 
+however, not to confuse eliteness with good security practices insuring that 
+those who wish to obliterate the BBS scene are shut out from it or the attempt 
+by a sysop to set a standard for his user base. Aside from the disease of 
+eliteness, the ego of todays sysop has been almost as destructive. Almost 
+every BBS is very customized and run by the sysop who in many cases acts like 
+god almighty himself. Although various BBS themes and layouts help make 
+Cyberspace as diverse as it is, a sysop who acts on his own a and not in the 
+best interests of his users is usually a doomed sysop. BBS's that are not 
+created for the users live short lives. Sysop's also have the tendency to 
+strive for the best board in the world, which is admirable in itself but 
+usually leads into a cycle of exclusion and isolation. By having examined but 
+a few of the current problems of the current BBS "scene", one can see the 
+intolerable situation at hand, but now that we have identified some of the 
+problems that plague the BBS world a cure can begin to take shape.
+    The Underground Alliance is just what it seems, an alliance of BBS's who 
+share the beliefs and knowledge of the underground. The Underground Alliance 
+consists of BBS's who adhere and follow the directive and regulations listed 
+below in an effort to provide an unprecedented level of security and 
+communication among BBS's; this is no lose alliance. At the core of the 
+Underground Alliance lies the U.A. Net and Congress, the primary means of 
+communication and government for the Underground Alliance. The U.A. is 
+controlled by those who make up it's ranks, the sysop and users in a congress 
+styled atmosphere where speed and efficiency are maximized at all times. The 
+mandates of the congress are carried out by the sysop's of the boards in U.A.
+The congress oversees all U.A. operations and attempts at all times to carry 
+out the operational directive of the underground. Basically, the Alliance has 
+set forth and enforces regulations in an attempt to standardize security 
+procedures and to ensure that the exchange of underground information can take 
+place efficiently and effectively. Often times a sysop will ask, since I am 
+agreeing to follow your regulations, what's in it for me? To answer that 
+question in full, this text would be long winded to say the least, but some 
+examples can be given. The Underground Alliance provides full protection to 
+all member board through the blacklist and teletrial system, as well as the 
+mandates of the congress which can if need be, declare war and shut down an 
+external threat. The Underground Alliance requires all member boards to have 
+a standardized new user process, usually a specific infoform or other 
+information that must be answered correctly before a user is allowed into the 
+U.A. and a requirement that all new users are checked against the current U.A. 
+blacklist; this not only provides the same level of security throughout the 
+net, it creates an environment conducive to the spread of underground 
+knowledge. The Underground Alliance through the U.A. net provides a huge 
+on-line textfile library and numerous quality message bases as well as the 
+collective government body known as congress. 
+        These are but a few examples of what the Underground Alliance can and 
+ will do. In an effort to avoid secrecy and confusion, the complete 
+ constitution and outline for the Underground Alliance has been included in 
+ this document. Finally, the Underground Alliance does not try to pretend that 
+ a change of this magnitude will take place overnight, or that the U.A. will 
+ be able to resolve all of the faults of Cyberspace, however, the belief is 
+ shared through all its members that by working in an alliance and through 
+ cooperation an intractable army can be created to reach that one ultimate 
+ goal that has become so illusive: The ability to learn and share the vast 
+ knowledge the computer underground has to offer. 
+
+
+A word from the creator of the Underground Alliance :
+        
+        Greetings and thank you for taking the time to read this most 
+important document. I speak for the soldiers of the Underground Alliance and 
+for the storm of revolution their support has brought. I am pleading to those 
+reading this for light, for air, for opportunity. Those who have learned the 
+arts of the underground must pass on what they know, less this great world we 
+have enjoyed will die. I plead also for individual independence regardless of 
+age, and for the rights of labor and of free thought through rugged 
+individualism. Let the elitness, isolation and interfighting go, we will 
+worship these thing no more. Instead, turn your hearts and minds to honor, 
+service and justice for these are the foundations the underground future will 
+be built on. That which is founded upon eliteness and greed cannot endure. 
+That which is founded on honor, cooperation and dedication will prevail, 
+always. We will worship the gods of isolated eliteness no more. Let then sit 
+in their useless organizations of self praise and fade forever from our 
+memory. Some say there is no honor in hacking, cracking or the like; my 
+answer to that can be found in the immortal words of an old INC slogan, 
+"Honor is the only code we don't break". My friends, the Underground Alliance 
+is truly laying the foundations of the grand culture of the future and not 
+the plans of self-destructive isolated groups of present. 
+                                                                          
+                                   Targa Phantom [UA / CiA Senior Courier]
+                                       "Cross over and join the fight"
+                                      
+-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
+                Underground Alliance Articles of Membership and Regulation     
+-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
+
+Operational Directive : Standing orders for all BBS's in the Underground                                            
+                        Alliance are to create and maintain an environment                              
+                        that will ensure the growth of the Underground-                                         
+                        Cyberspace culture and all aspects surrounding it.
+                        
+
+<1>  All boards admitted into the U.A. must recognize the teletrial under the   
+     U.A. congress as final authority on all BBS matters, and recognize the 
+     U.A. as before and above all other Nets, groups and alliances.
+
+<2>  All boards in the U.A. must have been in operation for six weeks prior to 
+     requesting admission in the Alliance in order to establish the BBS as
+     a true fully functional system.
+        
+<3>  All boards in the U.A. must maintain facilities to carry and display the   
+     U.A. net system and must poll the net on a regular timely basis.
+
+<4>  All boards in the U.A. must *display the current logo for the U.A. during 
+     the logon process or must identify itself as an Underground Alliance 
+     board  in the front door escape twice sequence.
+
+<5>  All boards in the U.A. must adhere to the standardized new user, security        
+     and file base procedures as set worth in textfile form by the U.A. 
+     congress.
+
+<6>  The U.A. reserves the right to terminate a BBS from it's ranks if that 
+     board falls below activity and participation requirements as set forth 
+     by the U.A. congress.
+
+<7>  No more than five boards per area code are allowed to represent the U.A.
+     in an effort to create diversity and to ensure speed of operation.
+
+<8>  The Underground Alliance Congress shall consist of all active users and 
+     sysop's of the U.A. boards. Congress shall operate on the principle that        
+     no one board shall control the U.A. and that the operational directive 
+     is paramount and is to be followed in letter and spirit at all times.
+     Speed and efficiency are to be maximized in congress operations. The 
+     congress shall conduct it's operations on a specific base in U.A. net in        
+     the following manner.
+        1) A bill, mandate, change etc. is posted
+        2) If the post is supported though two other member, a vote is taken.
+        3) A member will post a message for or against the proposed measure,               
+           only one post per member.
+        4) The voting will continue no longer than the time it takes the                   
+           proposed measure to reach the furthest BBS in the U.A. and for the 
+           posts to return to the first hub. Speed must be maximized for   
+        congress to be effective.
+        5) The presiding user, whose duty is to ensure that congress conducts              
+           itself accordingly will count all posts and return a verdict post 
+           as soon as possible. 
+        6) The proposal will then be enacted by all members of the U.A..
+
+-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
+                        Underground Alliance New User Regulations         
+-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
+     
+All BBS's accepting new users in the Underground Alliance must adhere to and 
+follow the following regulations.
+
+1)   The applicant MUST successfully complete and correctly answer all 
+     questions on the Underground Alliance infoform before admission to the 
+     U.A. areas of the BBS. If the BBS software does not permit  infoforms, 
+     the information contained in the infoform must be presented in such a 
+     way that it is answerable through Q/A format or in  feedback/letter form.
+
+2)   All applicants MUST leave correct phone numbers that can and should be     
+     check through at random voice validation or better.
+
+3)    All applicants MUST be checked against the current Underground 
+      Alliance blacklist before validation can be granted to any aspect of 
+      the BBS.
+
+-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
+                        Underground Alliance File Base Regulations         
+-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
+
+All BBS's in the Underground Alliance that contain file bases for transfer 
+must adhere to the following regulations.
+
+1)      All BBS's must reserve and maintain one file area for Underground       
+        Alliance files.
+
+2)      All BBS's must ad the specified U.A. text letter to all uploaded 
+        archived files. If automatic achieve file processing is not 
+        available, the staff of the board must regularly process such archives 
+        to include the text letter.
+-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
+                        Underground Alliance Security Regulations         
+-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-_-
+
+All BBS's in the Underground Alliance must comply with the following security 
+regulations.
+
+1)      All BBS's must have the capacity to maintain a system log for at 
+        least  the prior five days.
+
+2)      All sysops and staff of U.A. boards are REQUIRED to report through 
+        U.A. Net any system crashes or any other damage caused or suspected 
+        to be caused by external forces.
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+<BODY BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#00FF00" LINK="#00FF00" ALINK="#00AA00" VLINK="#00AA00">
+<H1>
+Astral Avenue (1986-1987)
+</H1>
+<P>
+<TABLE WIDTH=100%>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#00FF00><FONT COLOR=#000000><B>Filename</B></FONT>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#00DD00><FONT COLOR=#000000><B>Size</B></FONT>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#00AA00><FONT COLOR=#000000><B>Description of the Textfile</B></TR>
+<tab indent=60 id=T><br>
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ASTRAL/astral1.txt">astral1.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 8807<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #1 (November 1986)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ASTRAL/astral10.txt">astral10.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 18202<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #10 (August 1987)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ASTRAL/astral2.txt">astral2.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10748<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #2 (December 1986)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ASTRAL/astral3.txt">astral3.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10016<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #3 (January 1987)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ASTRAL/astral4.txt">astral4.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 14065<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #4 (February 1987)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ASTRAL/astral5.txt">astral5.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11441<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #5 (March 1987)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ASTRAL/astral6.txt">astral6.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10986<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #6 (April 1987)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ASTRAL/astral7.txt">astral7.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 26473<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #7 (May 1987)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ASTRAL/astral8.txt">astral8.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 15813<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #8 (June 1987)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ASTRAL/astral9.txt">astral9.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 15368<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #9 (July 1987)
+</TABLE><P><TABLE WIDTH=100%><TR><TD ALIGN=RIGHT><SMALL>There are 10 files for a total of 141,919 bytes.</SMALL></TABLE><P>
+
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+<TITLE>T E X T F I L E S</TITLE>
+<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#000000" ALINK="#004400" VLINK="#004400">
+<H1>
+Astral Avenue (1986-1987)
+</H1>
+<P>
+<TABLE WIDTH=100%>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#000000><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Filename</B></FONT>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#002200><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Size</B></FONT>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#004400><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Description of the Textfile</B></TR>
+<tab indent=60 id=T><br>
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="astral1.txt">astral1.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 8807<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #1 (November 1986)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="astral10.txt">astral10.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 18202<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #10 (August 1987)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="astral2.txt">astral2.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10748<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #2 (December 1986)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="astral3.txt">astral3.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10016<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #3 (January 1987)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="astral4.txt">astral4.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 14065<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #4 (February 1987)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="astral5.txt">astral5.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11441<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #5 (March 1987)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="astral6.txt">astral6.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10986<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #6 (April 1987)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="astral7.txt">astral7.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 26473<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #7 (May 1987)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="astral8.txt">astral8.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 15813<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #8 (June 1987)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="astral9.txt">astral9.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 15368<BR><TD> Astral Avenue #9 (July 1987)
+</TABLE><P><TABLE WIDTH=100%><TR><TD ALIGN=RIGHT><SMALL>There are 10 files for a total of 141,919 bytes.</SMALL></TABLE><P>
+
+</BODY>
+</HTML>
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+
+From Rhode Island:  Birthplace of Mr. Potato-head... it's
+
+**************************
+     ASTRAL AVENUE
+**************************
+
+Number 1 November 1986  "Eff the ineffable!"
+
+                 JUDGEMENT IN ALL THINGS
+                TOPICS OF PRESENT INTEREST
+                   Right Up to Date
+
+PUBLISHER'S NOTE
+
+     Astral Avenue is an actual Providence street located not far from our
+home.  Short, tree-lined, unprepossessing, it and its inhabitants have never
+yet exhibited any overt trace of Kozmic Konsciousness.  And yet... light
+fractures strangely there on a summer's day;  mailmen have been seen to enter
+and SKIP SOME HOUSES;  LOVECRAFT NEVER WALKED ON IT; and there are STRAY DOGS
+ROAMING FREE.  We wonder....
+
+KING OF AMERICA
+
+"He thought he was the King of America/  Where they pour Coca Cola just like
+vintage wine/  Now I try hard not to become hysterical/  But I'm not sure if
+I am laughing or crying." -- Elvis Costello
+
+      I do not wish to indict Stephen King's story in the October issue of
+OMNI ("The  End of the Whole Mess") simply because it is a lame, boneheaded,
+implausible farrago of old ideas and cliches.  After all, plenty of
+momentarily captivating SF had been written based on stale or improbable
+notions (A. E. Van V.:  Q.E.D.).  No, what I object to about King's story is
+that it is patently the work of a man who -- at this stage of his career,
+after however many best-selling words -- still cannot write with any degree
+of competence larger than that of an apprentice hack.
+
+      I identify three major failings in King's writings, which I'll try to
+illustrate from this one story, where examples abound.  The reader himself is
+invited to look for instances in King's novels.
+
+      1).  King has only one voice.
+       
+      By this, I do not mean that all his fiction is identifiable as
+emanating from the same man.  That is hardly a flaw.  No, I mean that no
+matter how a King story is narrated -- first person, as here, or omniscient
+third person -- no matter how many characters are involved (basically two
+here, casts of thousands elsewhere), EVERY DESCRIPTION, EVERY WORD OF
+DIALOGUE, IS FILTERED BLATANTLY THROUGH KING'S OWN SET OF QUIRKS.  There is
+no differentiation of characters in a King story, there are no perceptions
+evident but his.  King inhabits a one-man universe.
+
+     "T.E.O.T.W.M." features two brothers:  one ostensibly a bright, but
+normal writer; the other a "genius."  Their speech, mannerisms, and actions
+are identical.
+
+     WRITER:  "Good shit, too."
+
+     GENIUS:  "...bullshit...bullshit."
+
+     WRITER:  "...some weird shit..."
+
+     GENIUS:  "Shit..."
+
+     Is this some hidden commentary on the writer-narrator's lack of talent,
+or how he and his brother think alike?  I doubt it.  What it is, is Stephen
+King talking as he would aloud.  (Compare this laughable portrait of a
+genius, by the way, to Greg Bear's superior work in BLOOD MUSIC, which has
+much the same theme as the King story.)
+
+     Let's look at some more examples of how a King story is like being
+trapped in an empty room with the author himself.
+
+     The narrator is born in 1980; his brother in '87.  But if you think they
+exhibit consciousnesses formed by the events of the 'eighties and 'nineties,
+forget it.  They talk just like King, exhibiting all his by-now familiar
+tics: roots or retro music (Chuck Berry, Youngbloods, George Jones);
+baseball stars from two or three decades in the story's past (Catfish Hunter,
+Ron Guidry);  LSD;  old TV shows (WILD KINGDOM, ANDY OF MAYBERRY);  comics
+(Peanuts); toys (Paddington Bear,  American Flyer wagon); celebrities (Rodney
+Dangerfield).  The depressing list goes on.
+
+       If King had really wanted to limn characters born in the 'eighties, he
+could have stuck with all these same interests, but just updated them.  Teddy
+Ruxpin instead of Paddington, different rock stars, etc.  But that would have
+been too much work.  And it wouldn't have reflected King's own youth, his
+only imaginative source.
+
+       2).  King's figurative writing and his literal/descriptive writing fail
+to seduce or convince the reader, and frequently accomplish just the reverse.
+
+     King employs the same metaphors over and over and over. Mostly they
+involve excretion or fearful sex.  "Asshole," "pissing in their pants," "pass
+a mental kidney stone," "social diseases," "AIDS virus," "my back teeth are
+floating," "potty trained," "our dad farted so much," "I want whores to
+douche in it."  And let us not forget the "shit" leitmotif.
+
+      But I can't go on.  After a while, it's like fill-in-the-blank:  if you
+can think of a urogenital image, King'll use it.  Perhaps this is some grand
+Yeatsian "Love has pitched its temples in the place of excrement" riff. Yeah,
+and maybe Billy Idol now houses the spirit of John Lennon.  These aren't
+planned tropes, they're psychoanalytic free-association -- and they're simply
+embarrassing.
+
+     As for his attempts at transcribing reality in a convincing manner, King
+fails because he only knows three tactics:  a) make it "cute";  b) make it
+"gross" (a favorite King word, used in "T.E.O.T.W.M.");  c) make it "hip."
+
+     All three stratagems are miserable substitutes for simply observing
+reality and transcribing accurately.  CUTE: "genny" for generator; "footy
+pajamas";  "Bow-Wow" for Howard.  GROSS:  "died raving and pissing";  "his
+body... impaling itself on a tree";  "some senile farmer got pissed at a pig
+and hit him with a shovel".  HIP:  "acid flashback";  "the goddamnedest
+popskull";  "a big bulldyke who smokes Odie Perodie cigars"  (my fave).
+
+      King seems to believe that by employing these three tactics he will
+create fiction that allows him to live up to his undeserved rep as a
+popculture maven, someone who has his finger on the pulse of America.  To me,
+that describes William Burroughs and his work.  Who King sounds like is
+Johnny Carson.  The same mentality is evident:  funny words like "Albanian"
+and "nostril hair" automatically rate a laff.
+
+      3).  King has no sense of pace, plotting, or climax.
+
+      This is a familiar charge against the man, and I will not belabor it
+here.  I only direct your attention to the ostensibly thrilling but draggy
+passage about the boy genius's glider, and the interminable "Flowers for
+Algernon" ending.
+
+      And although King seems to realize his lack of brevity -- "Shit, I
+can't afford these digressions" -- he does nothing about it, perhaps
+realizing, rightly so, that he hasn't developed  (and probably never will, at
+this point) the skills to shape his fiction consciously, and must rely on
+whatever tepid lava is vomited up.
+        
+      (Also note this Freudian slip:  "Sometimes his syntax was garbled and
+his modifiers misplaced... such flaws... plague most writers all their
+lives.")
+
+       King is the F. Marion Crawford of our day.  His work is like
+pigeontracks in cement:  arbitrary, but with a semblance of intention.  But
+cement is just sand and water, and crumbles eventually.
+
+
+AVEDON ASKED HER TO POSE, BUT SHE ATE HIM
+
+     A recent frontpage article in the Arts section of the Sunday NEW YORK
+TIMES mentioned a "life-size sculpture of the Sphinx."  Is this one of New
+Journalism's fictional sources?
+
+"GER--?  GER--?  DOES IT MEAN 'PROTO'?"
+
+     Has anyone else noticed that a prominent Soviet spokesman is named
+"Gerasimov"?  Who knows Russian out there?  Does "asimov" mean something, and
+is "ger" a prefix? What if "asimov" is the Russian word for some kinda slug
+or sumpin?  We demand to know!
+
+GRAFFITO OF THE MONTH
+
+      "Dyslexics of the world, untie!"
+
+FREEFLOATING INVECTIVE:  PASS IT ON
+
+      "The sheikh of my quarter is a creature of such horrible ugliness that
+I doubt not he was born from the coupling of a hyena and a pig.  His approach
+is pestilential; for his mouth is no ordinary mouth, but rather a dirty anus
+like the hole of a privy; his fish-colored eyes pop sideways; his scabby lips
+are like a venereal sore and jet out spittle when he speaks; his ears are a
+sow's ears; his flabby painted cheeks are like an old ape's bottom; his teeth
+have fallen from his jaws from eating filth; his body is fretted with every
+foul disease of the earth; as for his anus -- well, he has not got one:  for
+he has so long given himself to be a ditch for the tools of donkey-boys,
+nightmen, and sweepers, that his arsegut has rotted away and is now a cave
+stuffed with cotton swabs to prevent his tripes from falling out."  -- 1001
+Nites, "The Tale of the Sweeper
+Wakened."
+
+ASTRAL AVENUE -- Paul Di Filippo
+                 2 Poplar Street
+                 Providence, RI 02906
+
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+ASTRAL AVENUE
+*****************
+
+No 10.  August 1987
+
+"like Route One, where it passes through the heart of Providence"
+GRAVITY'S RAINBOW Thomas Pynchon page 537.
+
+PUBLISHER'S NOTE
+
+         We smell a conspiracy -- or at least a case of psychic collusion.
+Tell us what you think.
+
+         We refer to the increasing prevalence, in print and on televsion, of
+ads for adult diapers.
+
+         Logically, these ads would seem to be a waste of money.  It's like
+advertising insulin.  The prouduct has a finite market.  Those who need it
+are captive consumers, and are going to buy it whether exhorted or not.  It's
+also likely they know where to purchase the item.  Those who don't need adult
+diapers are not going to be persuaded to buy them by a smiling woman telling
+them how secure she feels, now that she's discovered Baby-Huey-sized plastic
+underwear.  There is just no reason for these ads to exist.
+
+         Unless, of course, they represent some psychic need.  Is this
+country retreating to infantilism?  In an age of sex as death. are we trying
+to revert to a time when our genitals were solely instruments of excretion?
+Do we all long to be swaddled in bunting?  Has adulthood proven too complex?
+
+         If you aswered yes to any of these questions, perhaps I could
+interest you in a new product I'm trying to market: scotch-flavored teething
+rings....
+
+LEAVING NEW YORK
+
+         It was 96 degrees in New York that day.  Inside Penn Station, the
+crowd of Boston-bound commuters was already sweaty and enervated, before they
+had even begun their trip.  They waited anxiously for the announcement that
+their train was ready to board.
+
+         When the announcement came, it directed the passengers to a gate
+that had never been used before, on the lower level of the station.  People
+hurried for the stairs.  Shuffling down into the bowels of the station, they
+exchanged wary glances.
+
+         The train had come from Washigton.  It wasn't too full.  Everyone
+got a seat.
+
+         The train pulled out on time.  The hour was the 12:10.  It was due
+in Boston four-and-a-half hours later.
+
+         The air-conditioning was working.  The cafe cars were well-stocked
+with drinks and food.  People settled in.
+
+         The train proceeded swiftly until 1:30, making several stops along
+the way, the last being Bridgeport.
+
+         Twenty minutes north of Bridgeport, however, with no station in
+sight, the train suddenly slowed and halted.
+
+         Everyone began to fidget, suspecting the worst.  A few minutes after
+the unscheduled stop, the voice of the condustor crackled over the PA.
+
+         "We have encountered a drawbridge stuck in the up position.  We will
+notify you of the progress of the situation."
+
+         A mass groan arose.  Two sisters, with five toddelrs between them,
+hung their heads.  One of the children began to cry.
+
+         People got up and went for drinks.  Soon there was a long line at
+both cafe cars.
+
+         Every time a conductor appeared, he was deluged with questions.
+
+         "Is the bridge being worked on?"  "When will it be fixed?"  "What
+alternatives are there?"
+
+         The answers the conductors gave were very unsatisfactory.
+
+         An hour passed.  Half of another.  The train had now been stopped
+for as long as it had travelled.  People were alternately angry, cyncical,
+joking, resigned.  Rumors began to arise that one of the cafe cars had run
+out of soda.  The prompted a new rush for what was left.
+
+         At 3:00, the PA came alive.
+
+         "We are backing up to Bridgeport.  What will happen there has not
+yet been determined.  However, anyone leaving the train will not be allowed
+back on."
+
+         Sputtering, shock, disbelief filled the cars.
+
+         The journey that had taken twenty minutes in forward took twice as
+long in reverse.
+
+         It was now about 4:30.  The trip had gone on for four-and-a-half
+hours so far.  However, the train was only an hour or so out of New York.  It
+should have been arriving in Boston just now.
+
+         At Bridgeport a few people left the train.  Most stayed put, having
+no choice.  Someone asked, "Why don't they bus us?"  Al;most as if on cue,
+the voice of authority emerged from the loudspeakers.
+
+         "There has been a change in plans.  We are going forward again to
+the station before the drawbridge.  There will be buses there to take
+passengers around the damageed bridge, where they will board a new train."
+
+         There was scattered, weak applause and cheers.  Since it was getting
+so close to suppertime, people went for more drinks and food.  Definite news
+reports from people who returned indicated the cafe cars were almost empty of
+provisions.
+
+         The train started up after an indefinite time and went forward.  The
+women with their five children looked exhausted, despite the fact that all
+five kids were sleeping.
+
+         The train stopped at a tiny station not normally serviced by the
+train.
+
+         "Please wait until told to leave."
+
+         An hour or so passed.  It was now about 6:30.
+
+         The order to disembark came.
+
+         Hot furnace-air smacked the people in the face as they emerged.  It
+was still in the nineties, and the sun was high.  The conductors stood on the
+platform, pointing out the way for people.  They looked exhausted and mean.
+
+         Down a set of iron stairs, under a rotting trestle where bums
+obviously pissed, and up a slope into a parking lot, the passengers trooped,
+carrying their luggage, some with just knapsacks, others bearing several
+large cases.  The sisters with their children had vanished in the mass.
+There were over two hundred people.
+
+         At the top of the slope awaited three school-buses, their windows
+open to the stagnant air.
+
+         People shoved and jostled for a place on the buses.  Soon the aisles
+were filled with luggage.  The bus smelled like elementary school.  People's
+faces were sheened with sweat.  Their eyes were glazed.
+
+         The first bus took off.  The little Connecticut town it went through
+seemed poor and in disrepair.  People congregating outside seedy bars watched
+the buses in disbelief.  Someone on board said, "I feel like that woman in
+ROMANCING THE STONE."  Everyone knew what she meant.
+
+         The bus travelled on a road over the estuary that had blocked the
+train's progress.  It stopped.  Hefting their bags, people climbed wearily
+off.  The bus left for another load.
+
+         They had been deposited at a crumbling asphalt drive, flanked by
+shrubs.  People trudged up it.  The tar turned into a gravel parking lot with
+tow or three cars in it.  The new station came into view:  a small wooden
+structure, red paint peeling from it, consisting of a single room for the
+train personnel, and a soda machine.  A long concrete platform made up the
+rest of the station.  There was no shade.
+
+         At least a hundred people were already waiting there.  It turned out
+they had been the occupants of another stalled train.  They were asked how
+long they had been waiting.
+
+         "Two hours," they said.
+
+         Soon all the passengers of the twelve-ten from New York had been
+delivered, to stand in the sun.  Local policemen were there to keep order.
+They began to be subject to verbal abuse.  Some responded jokingly, others
+with anger.  The sun shone on them too.
+
+         It was now 7:30.  The people were still only an hour-and-a-half away
+from the city.
+
+         The sun began to sink.  People waited; broiling, stupefied as
+cattle.
+
+         They would not board a train until eight.  It would be the 2:10 from
+New York, crossing over the now-fixed drawbridge.  Once aboard, they would
+find an insufficiency of seats.  Ahead lay a broken rail and an hour delay in
+New Haven, to switch engines.  They would not see Boston until midnight,
+twelve hours after departure.
+
+         No one knew this now, although they suspected the worst.  They had
+no energy to think of the future.  It took all their strength just to deal
+with the heat coming up off the concrete platform.
+
+         There was a very fat man, about fifty, wearing green work pants
+upheld by suspenders, a checked shirt, and glasses.  He looked ready to
+faint.  To no one in particular he said the same thing, over and over.
+
+         "And they tell us they could evacuate people during war or an
+emergency.  How could they do it?  It's impossible.  How could they do it?
+How could they even THINK they could do it?"
+
+         No one had an answer.
+
+MORE FUN COUPLES by A.P. McQuiddy
+
+Ted and Leigh KENNEDY
+Cyrus and Jack VANCE
+Jodi and Alan Dean FOSTER
+H&R and Robert BLOCH
+Desmond and Janet MORRIS
+Ben and James HOGAN
+Sam and Stephen DONALDSON
+
+THIS MONTH'S PERSPECTIVE:  "Perhaps if the future existed, concretely and
+individually, as something that could be discerned by a better brain, the
+past would not be so seductive; its demands would be balanced by those of the
+future....  But the future has no such reality... the future is but a figure
+of speech, a specter of thought."  -- TRANSPARENT THINGS, Vladimir Nabokov.
+
+
+HOW DOES SHAKESPEARE FIT IN?
+
+         Although most people in the know concede that Thomas Pynchon is
+really J.D. Salinger (Pynchon's first novel appeared the same year Salinger
+fell silent), even these cognoscenti do not realize that B. Traven (TREASURE
+OF THE SIERRA MADRE, etc.) was really Ambrose Bierce.
+
+         Consider that Bierce "disappeared" in Mexico the same year Traven
+"moved" there from Germany, and you'll start to pick up the trail.
+
+         Now if we could only link up Traven and Salinger, we'd have a
+portrait of an immortal writer who shifted identities every time he started
+to receive too much attention....
+        
+LLLLLLLLLLLLL LETTERS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
+
+FROM CHARLES PLATT:  Once I do assimilate the content (of AA) I tend to feel
+it lacks coherence.  Your thoughts are often amusing, and your brief
+quotations from readers' letters are sometimes fun, but there is a lack of
+overall sense-of-intent.  Maybe this is how my own stuff looks to readers; I
+don't know.  But as a reader myself, it bothers me.  I used to enjoy CHEAP
+TRUTH largely because, even when it seemed wrongheaded, it stood for
+something.  I have absolutely no idea what ASTRAL AVENUE stands for.  Would
+you be willing to enlighten us on this?
+
+
+TENTATIVE RAISON D'ETRE NUMBER 1
+
+         "Only partly to satirize the Ermine Mayor's decree, Praeger de Pinto
+ issued a statement promising that if he were elected mayor the city would
+enjoy the most beautiful winters it had ever experienced....
+
+         "Stunned at first, then hostile, people gradually came to believe
+him....
+
+         "Where most politicians, including the Ermine Mayor, were quick to
+promise things they would never deliver, such as clean streets or the absence
+of crime, Praeger's approach was different, and he left the others far behind
+in his wake.  The Ermine Mayor might address a street gathering and say that
+in his next term he would put 30 percent more police on the streets, step up
+garbage collection, and lower taxes.  Of course, everyone knew that in the
+next mayoral term, no matter who was in office, thirty percent fewer police
+would be on the street, the garbage piles would get higher and bigger, and
+taxes would go up.  But they applauded anyway....
+
+         "But then Praeger de Pinto would rise.  He never talked about
+garbage, electricity, or police.  He only talked about winter, horses, and
+the countryside.  He spoke almost hypnotically about love, loyalty, and
+esthetics.  And just as they thought he was beginning to sound slightly
+effete, he would get very tough... and lacerate the mayor...  He would throw
+low punches, where it hurt.  He would be teribly cruel (they loved that) and
+then he would surface again into his world of light....
+
+         "They thought, or so it was generally stated at the time, that if
+they were going to be lied to, they might as well pick the liar who did it
+best."  -- WINTERS'S TALE, Mark Helprin.
+
+
+TENTATIVE RAISON D'ETRE NUMBER 2
+        
+"DON'T TRY GATE-CRASHING A PARTY FULL OF BANKERS.  BURN THE HOUSE DOWN!" --
+The Housemartins.
+
+TENTATIVE RAISON D'ETRE NUMBER 3
+
+"Another policy of this column will be to give my friends all the best of it
+and blast the incompetents that I don't like.  There will be no deviation
+from this policy." -- John O'Hara.
+
+
+MORE LETTERS
+
+From THE APOCRYPHAL LANDSBERG:  Definitely one of the most amusing zines I've
+ever seen.
+
+From THE LETHAL CHOCHOLAK:  This issue is really tops.  Even if you make it
+look like I offed Terry Carr with wisecracks.
+
+From THE ELUSIVE ZAVGORODNY:  I continue to get your fanzine.  Thank you!  I
+understand this almost without knowing English, ha-ha.  I liked its
+strangeness, the unusuality of things.  It has much bitter humor, it seems?
+
+From THE THEORETICAL COBLEY:  Thought that Bruce Sterling's letter was a bit
+toothsome, but he made several important points:  Gibsonian rip-offs,
+potential extrapolative input, and genre structures (owing existence mostly
+to ultra-commercial non-esthetics).  Following any one of these paths
+obsessively across the conceptual terrain leads not necessarily to dead-ends,
+but circular stagnation and alienation.
+
+From THE METAPHYSICAL HOGAN:  Glad to see everybody's not taking things to
+seriously in this postcyberpunk age.  The problem with most science fiction
+writers is that they ain't got rhythm.  Surrealists have been a bigger
+influence on me than sf writers, anyway.  What I'm mainly concerned with is
+the way technology has sped up and multiplied the myth-making process.  The
+planet is overloaded with clashing mythologies,.  Should be fun.
+
+From THE EXPLANATORY HLAVATY:  I consider to enjoy your zine.  Discovering
+that there were two different writers named William Jon Waktins and Walter
+Jon Williams, and that neither of them was the other, did make my life a bit
+less confused.  (It happened about a year ago.) // A few slight corrections
+to Luke McGuff's letter:  The Jefferson Airplane line was "In loyalty to
+their kind, they cannot tolerate our MINDS," and I believe it comes from John
+Wyndham's THE CHRYSALIDS, also known as REBIRTH.
+
+From THE PLAINTIVE PLATT:  Please don't publish any more postcards from
+Texas.
+
+From THE SPECULATIVE REILLY:  The most important question is:  what is the
+significance of "OZ"?  Is is short for "Order of the Zoroastrians or
+Zookeepers or Zygotes?"  Does it stand for some sound?  "OZ," the sound of
+the body politic sighing?  Are the letters reversed?  Does "ZO" mean
+anything?  I'm worried.
+
+From THE ENTHUSIASTIC MCQUIDDY:  Takling about the ITGO article.  I think
+that though you build up your argument well, in the end there is no real meat
+to it...  I heartily disagree with your assertion that "there are only so
+many sources."  Limits?  On the FUTURE?  You must be kidding....// Hey!  I
+rubbed off the glitter on my "Clarion Bonus Rub-off" and it said I won an
+all-expense-paid trip to Bermuda with Fawn Hall!// Keep those little pearls
+of wisdom from the likes of Aldiss and Greenland coming -- they're great.//
+Michael Bishop's "Bishop's Move" was a great companion peice to Rudy's
+"Access To Tools."  Hope to see more from both of them.// Casting advice (for
+the Iran-contra movie): Secord -- G. Gordon Liddy;  Fawn Hall -- Vanna White;
+Ollie North -- Clint Eastwood: Reagan -- Jimmy Stewart; Poindexter -- Don
+Ameche.  I also think we could place Jay Leno in the role of that young guy
+who just testified -- without immunity, I believe -- and admitted that he
+helped destroy files. // You're not the first to confuse WJ Williams and WJ
+Watkins... in the meantime, try to avoid "retinal intercourse."// It's about
+time somewhere, someone had the guts to attack Baum's Oz, and lay off Charles
+Lutwidge Dodgson for a while.//  I've got to admit that I like Michael
+Cobley's suggestion that what Gibson and Sterling are doing is "SF-as-theory"
+instead of "SF as prediction."
+
+*************
+
+Dear Mr. Di-Fi:
+
+         Arf!  Are you losin' it amigo, or what?  "Fluffy the Cyberpup" is a
+fraud!  F-R-A-U-D!  The dead giveaway was the Austin, Texas postmark -- when
+you yourself said (correctly) that "I don't live in Texas."
+
+         I sent that snapshot to my cousin, B. Maurice Setter (who does live
+in Austin), some months back.  I see he cleverly excised the rest of the
+photo, including the bomb crater, banana plant, and Milly Muffins, a cute,
+tough-as-toenails dingo who I met Down Under and persuaded to join me here.
+I'm really pissed at Maurice for pulling this stunt.  For the record, the
+first story I ever wrote WAS entitled "Barking Chrome," but I never sent it
+to NEW PATHWAYS.  (If I find out Maurice is submitting MY work under his
+name, I'll sue him for plagiarism -- AFTER I rip his throat out!)  I was not,
+however, published in the MIRRORSHADES anthology, nor do I expect my work to
+appear in any subsequent "sequels" to it.  I am currently researching my
+first novel, DESERTED CITIES OF THE BARK.
+
+         Also, I would like to clarify a point.  I am not a card-carrying
+member of the Mirrorshades Movement, but I am associated with some people who
+are.  (I, myself, do not wear mirrorshades.  Although, in the unexpurgated
+version of the picture, Milly IS wearing a pair.)  However, I AM a member of
+the rogue off-shoot of this literary wave -- we call ourselves "The
+Wayfarers."
+
+         And please, don't send me the Braun food processor/cyberdeck -- I've
+got four already, one of which has an espresso attachment.  Send it to
+Maurice instead.  I hope he chokes on
+it...
+
+                             Best wishes for "AA",
+                             The Renegade Rover himself,
+                             Husky Du
+
+Managua, Nicaragua
+May 30, 1987
+(translated from the Spanish by G. Welshspring Corgi)
+
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+From Rhode Island:  Where Quahogs Outnumber Humans -- it's
+
+********************
+ASTRAL AVENUE
+********************
+
+Number 2 December 1986  Sycophant Sam Sez: "Keep on Trucklin'!"
+
+Surf Forecast:  Waves of Hyperbole, Followed by Resounding Crashes and Froth
+
+PUBLISHER'S NOTE
+
+     Much to our chagrin, our independence was not able to survive for more
+than one issue before we were taken over by Mysterious Forces.  The source of
+our distress is the Organization of Apocryphal Power.  (Readers desiring more
+information on this group are advised to turn to Italo Calvino's IF ON A
+WINTER'S NIGHT A TRAVELER.  However, be forewarned that CALVINO DID NOT DIE
+OF NATURAL CAUSES....)
+
+     The permanent representative of the OAP now lives beneath our kitchen
+sink, and demands final right of censorship over all material herein.  What's
+worse, he won't tell us if he's working for the Wing of Shadow or the Wing of
+Light.  Still, we persist....
+
+HOW I ALMOST SPENT MY SUMMER VACATION
+
+      One day this summer, I received an unusual piece of unsolicited mail.
+
+      At first, I thought it was one of those slick inducements to purchase a
+time-share in some vacation condo. A quick scan of the glossy brochure turned
+up boilerplate phrases like "one of these prizes has been registered in your
+name", "quiet retreat",  "luxurious surroundings", "easy terms", and
+"congenial company."
+
+      I was ready to toss the third-class mailing into the trash, when I
+noticed a boldface injunction at the bottom of the text:
+
+        ONLY SF WRITERS NEED APPLY
+
+     I was bemused.  Was this some kind of inclusive self-segregation, the
+obverse of the warning NO IRISH NEED APPLY, earlier in this century?  What
+kind of "community" was this brochure advertising?  Reading more closely, I
+was astonished to discover --
+
+     But let  me jump directly to my firsthand experiences at SHARE-A-WORLD
+KAMPS, INC. (a wholly owned subsidiary of Bigg & Slymi, Korporate
+Publishers).
+
+     I pulled up in my rented car to the locked gate in the razor-wire-topped
+fence surrounding the sylvan acreage high in the Adirondacks.  Beyond the
+chainlink barrier, I could see scattered rustic buildings, reminiscent of
+those in a Boy Scout camp.  As soon as I stepped from my car, a woman emerged
+from the security booth outside the enclosure.  She wore a coiled whip at her
+belt.
+
+     "Hello," she said pleasantly enough.  "Can I help you?"
+
+     I flourished the ad that had drawn me there, and explained that I was
+interested in seeing the accomodations and activities described therein.
+
+     The woman scrutinized me closely.  "Are you an  SF writer?  I don't
+recognize your face."
+
+     I recited my modest credits.
+
+     "Oh, I suppose you'll do," she grudgingly conceded. "Just leave your car
+there -- no one will bother it."
+
+     I could easily believe that: the place seemed deader than the latest
+Heinlein novel.  Still, I pocketed my car keys.
+
+     Once inside, the woman locked the gate behind us.  I thought then to ask
+her name.  She introduced herslef with the name of a Famous Editor, which I
+won't use here.  Let's just call her "The Dominatrix."
+
+     "So," I said, trying to ingratiate myself, "this is the place where all
+those shared-universe anthologies and novels come from.  It seems hard to
+believe -- "
+
+     "This is the place," she replied.  "We do everything right here, from
+brainstorming the parameters of the shared universe -- characters, locales,
+physical laws, whatever -- right down to fabricating the actual wordage
+required to fill up a volume.  We can turn out something as big and glossy as
+MEDEA, or as cheap and tinny as HEROES IN HELL."
+
+     "Fascinating," I lied.  The absence of visible activity was starting to
+get on my nerves.  The place seemed suddenly less like a summer camp and more
+like a POW camp.  I imagined I could hear chipper Limeys whistling "Bridge on
+the River Kwai."
+
+     "What would you like to see first?" she asked.
+
+     "Uh, how about the Parameter Fabrication Plant?"
+
+     The Dominatrix led me to a log building without screens or doors.
+Inside, chained to wooden benches, sat a corps of failed Ph.D's from various
+disciplines, whose duty it was to concoct hare-brained anthropological,
+botanical, sociological, mythological, stellar, etc. gimmicks which could
+form the basis for a Shared World Series.  All were typing busily into
+networked word-processors.
+
+     "We use only the latest equipment," said the Dominatrix.  "And if their
+ideas aren't stale enough, we can even run them through special software that
+will mix in a few old proven concepts from the days of Twayne Triplets."
+
+     "Wonderful.  And the writers can tap into these guidelines from their
+own terminals -- ?"
+
+     "You've got it.  Let's peek in on them."
+        
+     In a similar building, under similar conditions, sat dozens of writers,
+laboriously pecking away.  Not one bothered to look up when we entered, so
+apathetic were they, so eager to achieve the Kamp Kwota, which the Dominatrix
+informed me was set at a modest 10,000 words per day.  Over the hunched
+shoulders of the scriveners, I read snatches of Shared-Universal Prose:
+endless tedious lines about thieves, rock 'n' roll elves, fuxes, dead heroes,
+and wizards.
+
+     My guide had stepped away to crack her whip over a writer who had slowed
+up from exhaustion.  I took the opportunity to question one of the poor
+wretches.
+
+     "Don't you hate and abhor with all your soul the idea of subordinating
+your own imagination and skills to some marketing concept aimed at
+twelve-year-olds?"
+
+     "Say wha?" he replied, and I knew the pitiful drudge was nearly
+brain-dead.
+
+     The Dominatrix returned and led me outside.  "So, are you interested?"
+
+     I stalled for time as I strolled back toward the gate and freedom.
+
+     "What's the advance and royalty rate?"
+
+     "Advance?  Royalties?  There's nothing like that.  Room and board is it.
+You're doing this to establish your name in the public eye, and for the
+'fun.'"  She looked me up and down witheringly.  "And believe me, someone of
+your insignificant bibliography could really benefit by this."
+
+     We were now at the gate.  "Uh, great, I'll sign on. But I left my
+favorite fountain pen in the car -- "
+
+     A tremor in my voice must have betrayed my real intentions.  "That's
+okay," she countered, "I've got a pen."
+
+     I hit the fence four feet up, clawing for the top.
+
+     I lost the seat of my pants on the razor-wire, and one earlobe to the
+Dominatrix's whip, but I was roaring off down the alpine rutted road before
+she could stop me.
+
+     I counted myself lucky to escape at all.
+
+IT'S A WYLDE, WYLDE LIFE
+
+     Among all the new writers receiving extravagant praise, I have yet to
+see the name of Thomas Wylde.  His stories in ASIMOV'S and F&SF which I have
+had the pleasure to read have been gonzo fantasies exhibiting humor, wit and
+sharp invention.  Check out "Magic Cookies" (F&SF, 12/85) and hope someone
+convinces Mr. Wylde to write a novel.
+
+INVASION OF THE FEMALE POP STARS
+
+     Take a close look at the Giger illustrations for Jack Dann's story
+"Tattoos" in the November OMNI.  Is it borrowed from the cover of Debbie
+Harry's KOO KOO, or am I missing something?  And isn't that a portrait of
+Annie Lennox on the cover of SKEEN'S LEAP by Jo Clayton?  What next?  Barbra
+Streisand for a Connie Willis story?
+
+AMERICA AS JOYSTICK
+
+     One must always replenish one's figures of speech from new technology.
+It is with this tenet in mind that I propose the simile above, in the light
+of the recent November elections and the precipitous drop in Reagan's
+popularity due to the Iran-contra mess.
+
+     Joysticks boast a feature known as "defeatable self-centering."  They
+may be pushed to the right or left, but they always spring back to the
+center.  Thus America. We learn once again, as we did when the 'Sixties died,
+that mo matter how far right or left the country is pushed, it always returns
+to the Great Sane and Mediocre Center.
+
+     Now if we could just keep everyone's finger off the firing button....
+
+FIRST-NAME BASIS
+
+     And while we're on the topic of politics, what about a lesson we could
+learn from the Philippines?  I'm referring, of course, to how everyone from
+peasants to ministers calls the Aquino administration "the Cory government."
+
+     This shows an admirable lack of respect for all politicians, which we
+could well emulate.  I, for one, plan to refer only to "the Ronnie
+government" from now on. (Locally, I will speak of "the Joey city government"
+and "the Eddie state government.")
+
+     Exercise your right to nicknames now!
+
+BEST GRAFFITO OF THE MONTH -- DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER SELF-REFERENTIAL CATEGORY
+
+"Graffiti is a political act!"
+
+ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS  (Replies to Many Queries of General Interest --
+Valuable Suggestions from Readers)
+
+T.E.D. KLEIN, on my Stephen King essay:  "...a courageous piece of work."  --
+Well, Ted, I was just spouting off, but thanks anyway.  I was guided by that
+famous folk-saying, "Even a Krazy Kat may look at a King!"
+
+CHARLES PLATT, on ditto:  "...there have been some stories of his, such as
+'Apt Pupil,' which I feel bring to life certain aspects of the human psyche,
+and unpleasant qualities in American culture, better than almost any writer I
+have ever read."
+
+     -- I don't deny King an occasional shining moment, I guess.  What I
+object to is calling his work "art."  There are plenty of beautiful natural
+objects -- seashells, spiderwebs -- which can not be called art because they
+are simply blind expressions of their creators' genes.  King's work strikes
+me as much the same, only he fails more often than he succeeds.  I resent
+plowing through piles of crap -- a la the output of the writing program
+RACTER -- just to find the rare gem.
+
+WHEREIN I SHED 96 TEARS
+
+     Okay folks, I realize this issue is coming out less than a month after
+the first (to avoid the Xmas postal glut), but still and all, I received no
+correspondence other than the above, after a couple of weeks.  All you
+SLUGABEDS and PROCRASTINATORS out there, lissen up:  if you have any interest
+in this VANITY PROJECT of mine, please respond. (If you hate it, a simple
+LETTER BOMB will suffice....) Your missive doesn't even have to be
+COMPREHENSIBLE.  A simple POSTCARD with your THUMBPRINT will do.  Or emulate
+the two PARAGONS OF EPISTOLARY VIRTUE cited
+above....
+
+ASTRAL AVENUE  Paul Di Filippo
+               2 Poplar Street
+               Providence, RI 02906
+
+
+
+
+
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+Wherever SF goes -- Astral Avenue has been there and left!
+
+*******************
+ASTRAL AVENUE
+*******************
+
+Number 3 Jan 1987.  THIS MONTH'S ODDS:  Casey-type "seizure," 2-1;
+resignation, 3-1;  impeachment, 50-1; NSC coup, even.
+
+"You can lead a whore to culture, but you can't make her think."
+
+CURRENT NEWS AND VIEWS:  The Fortnight's Pen Pictures Illustrating the Dark
+and the Bright Side of Civilization
+
+Publisher's note:  Already there has been some misunderstanding about our
+intentions in publishing AA.  Let us state what we thought was obvious from
+the start.  ASTRAL AVENUE is simply a time-consuming, money-wasting folly
+intended to provide an outlet for spare energies and thoughts, squeezed
+inbetween what must forever be deemed our more important work, namely the
+composition of fiction. Additionally, it is intended to encourage
+communication among Diverse Deviants and provide an occasional laugh,
+frisson, epiphany, or sour stomach.  It is not some kind of calculatedly
+offensive broadside meant to topple the status quo.  The status quo is quite
+capable of undermining itself, thank you, through inanition and boredom.
+(The preceding has been vetted by the Organization of Apocryphal Power, which
+has established a transplenary nexus inside our shower stall.)
+
+Trash, Flash, and Time The Avenger
+
+     The stack of SF magazines balanced atop the stolen plastic milk crates
+came tumbling down atop my head as I was bending over the examine the
+October, 1958 issue of SUPER SCIENCE-FICTION (containing "Blood By Transit,"
+author, Harlan Ellison ('The teleport worked, but at risk of hideous death!')
+and "The Fight With the Gorgon" by Robert Silverberg ('The weird monster had
+extraordinary powers!')). I was knocked ass over teakettle, and rendered more
+unconscious than usual.
+
+     When I came to, lying amid the flaking pulp, I was mysteriously moved to
+open the April 1977 issue of ANALOG, which I had never previously read.  In
+"The Reference Library," then being manhandled by Lester del Rey, I
+encountered the following:
+        
+     "UNEARTH (issue #1) is not at all recommended.
+
+     "This should have been expected.  The whole idea of a magazine by
+previously unpublished writers is wrong.  The other magazines pay far better
+and offer more prestige.  Any new writer with a good story is going to try
+for the better markets first, as a rule.  What's left, since all magazines of
+science fiction welcome new writers, won't have much to offer."
+
+     Besides being pissed that my own story -- my first fiction sale -- which
+was included in UNEARTH #1 wasn't even thought worthy of specific
+denigration, I was struck by the whole asininity, the smarmy elitism, of del
+Rey's argument, and how history has proved him wrong.
+
+     Let's look first at the utter illogic of what del Rey was saying.
+
+     The field needs markets, of whatever sort.  One has only to read
+Malzberg's essay "Memoir from Grub Street" -- wherein he calculates, based on
+personal editorial experience, that there are hundreds of publishable stories
+going unprinted every month -- to realize that there simply aren't enough
+empty slots for all worthy contenders.  To lambaste a magazine simply because
+it specialized in "first sales" is abysmally stupid.  (And remember that
+UNEARTH's stated policy was always to publish future works by those it
+"discovered," so that it hardly differed, in the end, from the other mags).
+
+     Putting aside this paper tiger, let's look at how UNEARTH is beginning
+to shape up in the eyes of history. After all, it's been ten years now.
+
+     Folks, this is the really sweet part!  Have a gander at this list of
+authors initially published by the magazine del Rey turned thumbs down on.
+
+     My name leads because I am the sole survivor of issue #1:  Di Filippo,
+Blaylock, Sucharitkul, Gibson, and Rucker. Not a bad little roster, in my
+book.  Now, admittedly, these folks would probably have gone on to be
+published without UNEARTH.  But the plain historical fact is that UNEARTH was
+there and got 'em first, for which service we are forever indebted to it.
+
+     Just to twist the knife a little, let's make a completely arbitrary,
+biased, and slanted comparison of the list above with the names of the
+nonestablished writers published in the April '77 ANALOG:  Robert Freitas,
+George Ewing, Stephen Leigh, Roy Prosterman, Bernard Deitchman.
+
+     What a fuckin' joke!  By any objective measure, ANALOG should be
+retroactively closed down, and UNEARTH resurrected with a million-dollar
+budget!  But of course, I am not going to argue that, since it's contrary to
+my first point:  the more markets, the better.  I'd have to be as
+hog-ignorant as del Rey to do it.
+
+     All of which brings me to the point alluded to in the title of this
+article.  Every literary judgement is conditional.  We never know nuthin'
+fersure until history casts the final ballot.  Melville was dead and
+out-of-print until some keen-eyed twentieth-century critics were turned on to
+him and turned on others.  It should inspire us all with a little humility.
+
+     See me again about this in twenty years.
+
+HOW MUCH DID YOU GET FOR YOUR SOUL? or, First I Look At the Purse
+
+     In the last issue, I expressed the desire that Thomas Wylde write a
+novel.  Well, recent news should teach me about who might be listening to
+one's hasty wishes.
+
+     In LOCUS #311, we are told that Mr. Wylde will be writing one novel in a
+series of books developed and plotted by Roger Zelazny.
+
+     Put plainly, this sucks.
+
+     Let me insert a few disclaimers first. 1). I realize writers must eat
+and pay the rent.  2).  I have never been offered such a job, and might have
+a sour-grapes attitude, altho I doubt it.  3).  I have no right to run Mr.
+Wylde's career.
+
+     With that out of the way, let me say:  This still sucks.
+
+     The fact that a marvelous new writer has an easier time debuting as part
+of someone else's pre-packaged line is disgusting.  I want to see a Thomas
+Wylde novel, not second-hand Zelazny!
+
+OUR ARABIAN COUSINS
+
+     From ARABIA by Jonathan Raban, pp269 - 271.
+
+     "A man was introduced to me as 'the only science fiction writer in
+Arabia'....  I asked the writer of science fiction to tell me about his work.
+
+     "'My last book is about a world under the sea.  It has its own minerals.
+Enough wealth.  It would like to live peacefully by itself, but there are
+two other worlds fighting over it.  They want these valuable minerals.  They
+are very powerful, these worlds, they have very advanced technologies, they
+have much money, they need the minerals of the world under the sea, and they
+make war over them.  It is a war-of-the-worlds book, you see.'"
+
+     "'And the world under the sea caught between two great powers is really
+Egypt?'"
+
+     "'No, it is imaginary.  It is a world that I make up in my
+imagination.'"
+
+     "'But it is a political metaphor...'"
+
+     "'It is not political, it is science fiction.'"
+
+     "'Perhaps, though, you are free to say things in the form of science
+fiction that you couldn't say in a realistic novel?'"
+
+     "Yes, I think a writer of science fiction is free, because his world is
+all in his imagination.'"
+
+     "'Policemen,'" said the poet, "'are not clever men.  I think it is a
+good thing that they don't understand metaphors.'"
+
+UNANSWERED QUESTIONS
+
+     What connection is there between Poul Anderson's story and the
+mercenary/spy Sam Hall, recently arrested in Nicaragua?
+        
+     Does Rudy Rucker's recent move to Los Gatos, California, have anything
+to do with the fact that Albert Hakim, fiscal intermediary in the Iragua
+deal, also lives there?
+
+ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS
+
+Bruce Sterling:  Your attack on King proves you know how to pick on guys your
+own size.
+
+-- Actually Bruce, you've hit the nail on the head.  Both Steverino and I
+have been topping the dreaded 190 mark lately, although he chooses to belt
+Below-the-Paunch, whereas I opt for the Fred Mertz Look.  Many's the time
+that my phone's rung at midnight, with the Maine-iac on the other end,
+begging for my recipe for Lo-Cal Brownies.  But, being a tuff guy, I leave
+him whimpering.
+
+Ellen Datlow:  The illo for Jack Dann's "Tattoos" is an outtake of the
+Deborah Harry album-cover sitting.  We never commission art.  The art dept
+tries to find art that fits the story from material in existence.
+
+-- While I generally enjoy OMNI's juxtaposing of, say, a Magritte with a
+story, I have trouble when the image chosen is one that bears heavy
+commercial connotations.  As an extreme example: I enjoyed Gervasio
+Gallardo's covers for the old Ballantine adult fantasy line, but I wouldn't
+want one of his Grand Marnier ads on the cover of my book.
+
+Rudy Rucker:  I've also thought what you said about King for a long time now.
+I've always found his bullies unrealistic -- stuck in childhood.
+
+Michael G. Adkisson:  I agree with your analysis of Stephen King.  It's
+disgusting that a writer of his rank should receive so much fame while others
+of high literary caliber are shit upon.  But... I guess all the big chunks
+always float to the top, don't they?  (How's that for some King dialogue?)
+
+-- Mike, we predict a big career for you as scriptwriter for teen films such
+as PORKY'S XXI.
+
+David Clear:  Is it true that if you live on Astral Avenue you can go out
+without getting out of bed?
+
+-- Yes Dave, the residents of Astral Avenue CAN project their souls.
+However, as we mentioned in issue #1, the eponymous Providence street is a
+mundane, middle-class block.   The inhabitants, when travelling astrally,
+tend not to journey to Far Yuggoth or Beyond the Gates of Sleep, but to
+church bake-sales, Jaycee meetings, and the malls, where they give the
+incarnate patrons the heebie-jeebies.
+
+Paul Di Filippo
+2 Poplar Street
+Providence, RI 02906
+
+
+
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+From Providence: The city that made 3/4 of the Talking Heads what they are
+today!
+it's....
+
+******************
+ASTRAL AVENUE
+******************
+Number 4 Feb 1987
+
+BUMPER STICKER OF THE MONTH:  "My other car is a piece of shit, too."
+
+  The 1st time, tragedy; the 2nd time, farce; the 3rd time, docudrama
+
+CURRENT NEWS AND VIEWS
+The Fortnight's Pen Pictures Illustrating the Dark and the Bright Side of
+Civilization! The Search For Big Bucks
+ Reading time 11 minutes 35 seconds
+
+        Publisher's Note
+
+     At the Post Office, we mail our overseas copies of ASTRAL AVENUE as
+"Printed Matter," to take advantage of cheaper rates.  (Every cent counts
+around here.  Literally. We only finished out Christmas shopping by rolling
+2000 pennies and cashing them in.)  Are we lying to the postal clerks?  AA is
+produced, after all, on a Smith-Corona TP-II PRINTER, which makes it 'printed
+matter,' right?  But that's only stage one; after, the original is xeroxed...
+
+     Is xerox 'printing'?  Or is printing only what happens at a printshop,
+or at a Giant Conglomerate like Books And Sausages, Inc.?  We suspect that
+such questions are going to rapidly take on more importance, as desktop
+publishing proliferates.
+
+     Today, semantics -- tomorrow, lawsuits!
+
+AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY UNANTICIPATED
+
+     I had planned to subject you all to another of my stupefyingly cogent
+essays, here in this space.  But making my point required hunting down a
+quote in COUNT ZERO, and when I couldn't find it after half an hour, I gave
+up.  Your reprieve is only temporary, tho.  I'm still looking.
+
+        
+Meanwhile....
+
+THE OLD SF                            THE NEW SF
+--------------                    -------------------
+Frederick's of Hollywood..........Victoria's Secret
+Elvis P. .........................Elvis C.
+Ripple ...........................Bruce Juice
+Popsicle .........................Tofutti
+Mom 'n' Pop Store ................The Mall
+Underwood.........................Laserwriter
+Moon Landing......................Challenger
+Eggbeater.........................Cuisinart
+"Nerves"..........................Chernobyl
+P. F. Flyers......................Reeboks
+John Wayne........................John Waters
+Marilyn...........................Madonna
+Cadillac..........................Hyundai
+Analog............................Digital
+The Clap..........................AIDS
+Einstein..........................Hawking
+Vietnam...........................Nicaragua
+Walter Winchell...................Hunter S. Thompson
+"The Untouchables"................"Miami Vice"
+The Crash of '29..................The Clash of '77
+Hungary...........................Afghanistan
+Velveeta.........................."Blue Velvet"
+Stalin............................Gorbachev
+Moxie.............................Slice
+Nazis.............................Contras
+Phlogiston........................Oxygen
+Zap guns..........................Rail guns
+Davy Crockett.....................Bernie Goetz
+Valium............................Beta-Blockers
+
+THE DEMISE OF YOUR BASIC ROCK LEGEND
+1960's:  Clapton is God.
+1970's:  Eno is God.
+1980's:  Prince talks to God.
+
+Pet Peeve
+
+     I am going to share this with you because I am cruel and sadistic.  Once
+you are sensitized to this common grammatical error, you will hear it or read
+it a hundred times a day.  It will begin to drive you as crazy as it has
+driven
+me.
+
+     Pay attention.
+
+     The word "as" has many uses.  One is to form similes. For example:  "As
+stupid as Reagan, Meese is more malevolent."
+
+     "As" can also substitute for "although."  Consider the following
+sentence:  "Although he is stupid, Reagan is not THAT stupid."  Make the
+substitution, and this becomes:
+
+     "Stupid as Reagan is, he is not THAT stupid."  The adjective moves up
+front for emphasis.
+
+     No second "as" is necessary.  There is no comparison being made.  It
+would be redundant to have it.  YOU DO NOT NEED IT.  DON'T PUT IT THERE.
+TELL FRIENDS AND STRANGERS NOT TO DO IT.  SOON, ENLIGHTENMENT WILL O'ERSPREAD
+THE GLOBE....
+
+
+Accepting The Award For Militaristic Propaganda Will Be....
+
+     It has recently come to my attention that the Cannes Film Festival
+offers an award for "Supreme Intellectual Achievement."  This is a marvelous
+award.  (I'm sure it sounds even better in French.)  What I want to know is:
+
+     Why doesn't SF, the "literature of ideas," have such an honor?
+
+     What good do the Hugo and other awards do, even assuming they represent
+honest polls?  Novels with nothing in common are tossed into the same ring
+and forced to fight it out.  Why not establish different categories,
+depending on the author's intentions and results?
+
+     Herewith, my divisions and
+nominations:
+
+SUPREME INTELLECTUAL ACHIEVEMENT:      No award this year
+SCALDING FEMINIST RHETORIC:            Russ
+WHIMSICAL LADIES' ROOM BANTER:         Willis
+SENSITIVE MALE INSIGHTS:               Robinson (K.S.)
+BIG COJONES:                           Pournelle
+MOST TIMES THROUGH THE FOOD-CHAIN:     Zahn
+CLOSEST APPROX. TO ANTHRO. THESIS:     Le Guin
+LEGEND IN HIS OWN MIND:                Robinson (S.)
+
+------------------------------------------------------------
+The Artist As RNA:  Don't pro-scribe / Don't pre - scribe / Just tran - scribe
+------------------------------------------------------------
+
+***** CONTEST ***** CONTEST ****** CONTEST ****** CONTEST *
+
+WIN embarrassing picture of  The Publisher by being the first to finish this
+story in 500 words or less, being careful to take account of Edward Teller
+and of Jack and Neal driving through the test
+range.
+
+                    INSTABILITY
+          by Rudy Rucker and YOUR NAME HERE
+
+     Jack and Neal, loose and blasted, sitting on the ramshackle porch of Bill
+Burroughs' shack.  Burroughs is sitting catatonic in his orgone box, a copy
+of the Mayan codices in his lap; he's already fixed H twice today.  Neal is
+cleaning the seeds out of a shoebox full of maryjane. Time is thick and slow
+as honey.  In the distance the shrimp-packers' noon whistle blows.  Burroughs
+rises to his feet like a figure in a well-oiled Swiss clock.  "There is
+scrabbling," he tells Jack.  "There is scrabbling behind the walls.  Bastards
+made a hole somewhere.  You ever read Lovecraft's 'Colour Out Of Space,'
+son?"
+
+             "I read it in prison," says Neal, puffing up his chest with pride.
+"Dig, Bill, your mention of that document ties in so exactly with my most
+recent thought mode that old Jung would hop a hardon."
+
+     "Mwheee-heee-heee," says Jack.  "The Shadow knows."
+
+     "I'm talking about this bomb foolishness," says Burroughs, stalking
+stifflegged over to stand on the steps. "The shrimpers' noon whistle is
+getting us all ready for WWIII, and if we're all ready for THAT, then we're
+ready to be a great civilian army, yes, soldiers for Joe McCarthy and Harry
+Anslinger, poised to stomp out the reds 'n' queers 'n' dopefiends.  Science
+brings us this.  I wipe my queer junkie ass with science, boys.  The Mayans
+had it aaaaall figured out a loooong time ago.  Now take this Von Neumann
+fellow...."
+
+     "You mean Django Reinhardt?"  asks Neal.  "Or Wilhelm Reich?"
+
+     "William Bendix," says Jack.  "Man, this is your life, their life, my
+life, a dog's life, God's life, the Life of Riley.  Von Neumann of the
+desert, Neal, it was in the Sunday paper we were rolling sticks on in
+Tuscaloosa, I got an eidetic memory flash of it, brother, just before you
+nailed that cute Dairy Queen waitress who wanted to rim you with her
+retrousse Joan Crawford nose."
+=======================================
+
+    THANX, RUDY, for your contribution.  We're sure that after our readers
+ingest enough Industrial-Strength Brain-Drano, they'll be up to the
+challenge.  Results in future issues.  Be there, or be square!
+
+PEOPLE YOU NEVER SEE TOGETHER, BECAUSE THEY'RE REALLY ONE AND THE
+SAME
+
+Ed Bryant ..................... Father Guido Sarducci
+Robert Heinlein ............... King Hussein of Jordan
+Michael Bishop ................ Leonard Nimoy
+Robert Silverberg ............. Martin Scorsese
+
+
+ANSWERS TO CORRESPONDENTS ::: All inquiries on subjects of general interest
+will be answered in these columns
+
+BRUCE STERLING:  ASTRAL AVENUE is your chance to offend your contemporaries
+and coworkers.
+
+-- We know Bruce speaks from his own tragic experience as Locker Room
+Attendant under Vinnie O. of CHEAP TRUTH, but still we can't believe that
+anyone would take umbrage at our harmless rag.   The whole SF community is
+one happy brotherhood of dedicated, selfless, joshing -- HOLY SHIT, someone
+just crept up behind me and stuck a fuckin' machete in my back!  Hold on, we
+shall return...
+
+COLIN GREENLAND:  What's a quahog anyway?
+
+-- We would call this a typical Anglo-American mixup, Colin --  except that
+no one outside of the Northeast knows what a quahog is either.  We're sure
+that you were the only one honest enough to admit it.  A quahog is a big
+tasty bivalve indigenous to RI.  It makes a great stew, or, if its guts are
+taken out, cooked, mixed with a bread-stuffing, and reinserted into the
+half-shell, a "stuffy." Its shells form nifty ashtrays or pseudo-gravel for
+driveways.  It is our pride and joy, kind of like the Queen's Corgis.
+Several dozen stinking, dripping samples are on their way via mail to your
+doorstep.
+
+MISHA CHOCHOLAK (by the way -- it was just a flesh wound, folks)  sends a
+non-verbal response, consisting of a sheet of paper covered with gunpowder
+burns, punctuated with bullet-holes, and bearing the name of this mag smeared
+in what appears to be blood.
+
+-- Thanx, Misha.  We hope it's a compliment.  (When they boost the reward for
+her to $10,000, we have dibs.)
+
+ORSON SCOTT CARD:  ASTRAL AVENUE looks like it's going to be a wonderful
+zine, but I couldn't find any information in it on how to go about
+subscribing.
+
+-- AA searches out people on its own, Scott, no matter where they hide, and
+no amount of sweet-talkin' will get it otherwise.  However, large sums of
+money will secure it just fine.
+
+YOSHIO KOBAYASHI:  I like this kind of fanzine. -- And we like you, Yoshio.
+We also like Yoshio's dot-matrix printer, which is really Hi-Quality.
+
+MARC LAIDLAW ... a glimmer of light in the general blear! ... out of milk
+here, but eggnog tastes just fine on shredded wheat...  I would like to order
+one of your reader's doze alarms altho fantasy does not strike me as the
+greatest offender.  I would reserve that position for ANALOG.
+
+     I don't buy the superiority of SF over fantasy.  I think the two should
+be considered not as separate entities, but as a ratio.  We could talk in the
+future of the F/SF ratio, and diagnose the field in these terms, just as a
+doctor diagnoses one's immune status in terms of the ratio of helper T-cells
+to suppressors....
+        
+     Fantasy plays stupid, SF pretends to be a know-it-all. Each can be
+equally irritating...
+
+     My personal favorite grafitto:  METHADONE ZENSLAVES....
+
+     Your depiction of the timeshared world was dead-on. Authorship is a
+lonely profession...  Perhaps someday, on a computer net, half-a-dozen
+writers can unroll the word-music from their fingertips simultaneously while
+some Eno filters the sentences, weaves them together, and squeezes them into
+mass-marketable little cubes.  In that case, would you rather be the engineer
+or the writer?
+
+     ....Costello fan?  Have you noticed the imagistic similarity of "Tokyo
+Storm Warning" to Gibson's futuristic Japan?
+
+     The appearance of Annie Lennox on a Jo Clayton novel should hardly
+surprise anyone -- I believe she's signed a contract with DAW to present a
+showcase of tough feminist novels, "Annie Lennox Presents..."
+
+     ... this trend in literature is simply the trickling down of corporate
+advertising policies long apparent on TV and audible on radio... I truly
+believe that one day soon we'll be wading through the latest Stephen King
+by-product only to find that -- as the flashlight dies and the carbuncular
+kid finds himself alone on the haunted path -- it's an ad for Duracell
+batteries.
+
+     I'm hoping to get Emilio Estevez and Roseanna Arquette to star in my
+next book, which will actually be an elaborate plug for Tiparillos....   MARC
+LAIDLAW
+
+-- Marc sent us a letter longer than the average issue of ASTRAL AVENUE, from
+which we've excerpted.  As to your points, Marc:  I am an inveterate lover
+and writer of fantasy, and have been the former for approximately twenty
+years, long before the boom.  I will let your ingenious analogy stand for my
+feelings too.  Not only has Costello doubtlessly read Gibson, but probably
+also Mick Jones (cf: BIG AUDIO DYNAMITE's "Sony").  We look forward to
+reading your sell-out novel, Marc.  May we propose the title: "Desperately
+Seeking Cash Before the Repo Man Comes"?
+
+JOHN KESSEL:  "Astral Avenue" should be on the Monopoly Board.
+
+--  We are the property that pays low rents, throws noisy parties, leaves
+empty beer bottles in the yard, and has a '69 Cadillac up on cinder blocks in
+the driveway.
+
+        TERRY CARR:  I thought the line "You can lead a whore to culture, but you
+can't make her think" was sexist.
+
+-- Terry sent a much longer letter, which will be featured next issue, but we
+wanted to deal with this now.  Terry, we generally favor Wit, Abrasiveness,
+and Shock Value over Politically Correct Androgyny, but you've completely
+misread us here.  By "whore" we meant everyone from Eleventh Avenue street
+tarts to Port Authority male hustlers, and we were using "her" in the
+feminist sense of subsuming all humanity, just as "his" has been
+traditionally used.  So you see our little epigram was actually sly feminist
+propaganda!
+
+*********************
+ASTRAL AVENUE
+Paul Di Filippo
+2 Poplar Street
+Providence, RI 02906
+*********************
+
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+From Rhode Island: Mobsters 'n' Lobsters
+it's
+*************
+ASTRAL AVENUE
+*************
+No. 5. Mar '87
+
+Plain living, high thinking. -- Billy Wordsworth.
+When the money gets big, the SF pros turn sane.
+It's always darkest just before the shitstorm.
+The only thing more humiliating than selling out is trying to sell out and
+being
+refused.
+
+PUBLISHER'S NOTE.
+
+         As you can see from the three lead articles below, it's been a busy,
+busy year so far in Periodical World.  What with all this talk of writers
+spanking the deity, editors performing the Dance of the Seven Veils, and
+Rambo Reviewers slaughtering gooks, our heads fairly spin.  One wonders what
+Joe Author and Jane Editor can possibly do in the upcoming months to top the
+wild 'n' wacky events of the fledgling year.  Without a doubt, tho, we'll
+find out.
+
+         As for ourselves, we've spend a wonderful month waiting hand and
+foot on egregiously elitist Brown University students, in the capacity of
+Bookstore Clerk during beginning-of-semester rush.  Nothing can take away
+one's respect for today's factory-style higher education faster than
+confronting some of its products.  High point of our tenure was ACTUALLY
+TOUCHING COSIMA VOM BULOW'S HAND, as she paid for her books.  (She was taking
+one history course, and 18th century lit.  We hope to sell this information
+to the NY Post, so hands off!)            Also deadening to the sensibilities
+was handling approximately 500 books per hour, until they become merely
+tiresome items like canned goods or car-parts.  We even adopted the malicious
+proposal once critic tossed at DHALGREN, mentioning that perhaps we could
+just set up scales and sell the texts by the pound.
+
+         C'est la vie, dude.
+
+KING SEZ HE'S POP TO GOD
+
+         "But I haven't been in loco parentis to anybody but God for a very
+long time now..."  Stephen King, OMNI, 2/87.
+
+         -- We'd like Steve to know that "in loco parentis" means "in charge
+of," not "under the charge of."  Considering he used the phrase correctly a
+couple of sentences before the one quoted, we were baffled. (By the way, MR.
+King reveals himself to be on the side of the angels in the censorship debate
+-- but precision still counts.)
+
+EDITOR BARES ALL
+
+         "A magazine editor, for example, described with relish how she
+begins taking off her clothes the moment she steps inside her apartment and
+completes the process by the time she reaches her kitchen.  Neither the light
+of day not open drapes deters her."  THE NY TIMES, 1/8/87.
+
+-- Anyone we know?
+
+ANALOG:  "GENOCIDE RULES OK!"
+
+         "Barry has been picking up the same message I give my biology
+students -- if they could arrange today to wipe out nine-tenths, 4.5 billion,
+of the Earth's human population, they would save more people than they would
+kill, thanks to the foreseeable consequences of worldwide population growth.
+Perhaps we need an international Jim Jones, with cyanide-laced Kool-Aid for
+the billions."  Tom Easton, ANALOG 3/87.
+
+-- Maybe our irony-detector is on the fritz, but we don't see this as a
+laudable attempt at black humor in the staid pages of ANALOG, but rather a
+true expression of their weltanschauung.  Tell us what you
+think.
+
+--------------------------------------------------
+Astral Avenue -- IN SOME AREAS MAY BE UNLAWFUL OR
+REQUIRE A PERMIT -- CHECK WITH LOCAL AUTHORITIES
+--------------------------------------------------
+
+THE LANGUAGE OF (let's spend) THE NIGHT (together)
+
+  What is the purpose of the artistic technique known as "allusion," and can
+it be made to have any relevance in the post-modern era?
+
+         With a little luck, I hope to be able to answer these two questions
+before we're done here.
+
+         But first, one necessary definition.
+        
+         "Allusion" I take to mean any reference -- embodied in a work of art
+-- pertaining to another work of art distinct from the first.
+
+         This definition seems to stigmatize allusion as a hermetic
+technique.  Should not every work of art be a self-defined representation of
+some 'real' or 'imaginary' world?  The anchors of art must be things other
+than art itself, once could argue.  What good does it do for one work of art
+to refer to another?  It smacks of incest and idle games, the pastime of
+pedants or bookworms, who have no other referents than words.
+
+         In addition, the Puritan work-ethic makes allusion seem like theft.
+A writer "borrows" or "steals" another's words and incorporates them into his
+own text, thus getting something for nothing.
+
+         I maintain that these criticisms of allusion are baseless.  Allusion
+serves a worthwhile purpose in art.  Sure, like any technique, it can be
+overdone.  But handled correctly, it is an invaluable tool.
+
+         The confusion stems from a misperception of the role of art in
+society.
+
+         Just as man is part of nature, so is art a part of society and
+culture.  The man/nature dichotomy and the art/life dichotomy are both false.
+There has never been a society without art.  As Steely Dan sez of
+prehistoric cave paintings, "They put it on the wall/ Before there was even
+any Hollywood." (Trivia quiz:  What recent SF novel opens with an allusion to
+this song?  Answer:  PALIMPSESTS.)
+
+         To refer to a previous work of art in a new one is, then, no more
+'decadent' or 'effete' than it is to refer to, say, a car or a house, two
+other manmade objects.
+
+         Let us examine the positive potential of allusion.  Allusion
+attempts to secure for the new work a vital link to the past.  Allusion
+embeds a work in the vast matrix of art that already exists.  Allusion adds
+resonance.  Allusion acts as a kind of shorthand, where one phrase can
+conjure up a whole book, whose remembered meanings interact with those of the
+current text.
+
+         SF is a genre where allusion in one way flourishes and in another is
+hardly used at all.  The sharing of common invented terms and concepts among
+different authors is a kind of primitive but useful allusion, which gives SF
+much of its strength.  But in the sense of aligning itself with the vast
+corpus of world literature, SF hardly uses allusion, and is the poorer for
+it.
+        
+         But what, in the standardless era, does one meaningfully allude to?
+
+         Prior to this century, writers assumed that their readers were of an
+elite stratum and had common knowledge of officially sanctioned classic
+texts. Allusions to the Bible, Shakespeare, and Greek and Roman authors could
+be made with assurance.  But Horace and Seneca do not have high recognition
+factors nowadays.
+
+         This is not to totally foreclose the option of alluding to more
+modern texts.  Roger Zelazny can title a story "...And Call Me Conrad" and
+confidently expect most people to hear an echo of Melville, if only the
+Classic Comics version.
+
+         However, one must allude to that which can be recognized.  What can
+replace the old standards, though?
+
+         My proposal is pop music.  Specifically, rock 'n' roll. I contend
+that today, thirty-plus years after the birth of rock, the music forms a
+coherent, recognizable, rich and multiplex canon to which fruitful allusion
+can be made.
+
+         Without further theorizing, here are three examples.
+        
+         (1) "His calves aching, using branches and boulders to pull himself
+up the last few nearly vertical yards of the trail, he finally hauled his
+weary body onto the ledge that represented the highest peak in the whole
+range.  The view was awesome, the corrugated earth spreading away to the
+horizon.  Dawn broke.          "Every mountain and hill shall be made
+low...."
+
+        (2) "His calves aching, using branches and boulders to pull himself
+up the last few nearly vertical yards of the trail, he finally hauled his
+weary body onto the ledge that represented the highest peak in the whole
+range.  The view was awesome, the corrugated earth spreading away to the
+horizon.  Dawn broke.          "Night's candles are burnt out, and jocund day
+stands tiptoe on the misty mountaintops..."
+
+         (3) "His calves aching, using branches and boulders to pull himself
+up the last few nearly vertical yards of the trail, he finally hauled his
+weary body onto the ledge that represented the highest peak in the whole
+range.  The view was awesome, the corrugated earth spreading away to the
+horizon.  Dawn broke.          "Ain't no mountain high enough, baby, cuz I
+chop them down with the side of my hand!"
+
+         See how easily the third allusion fits in the natural niche occupied
+by a Biblical phrase or a couplet of Shakespeare's.
+
+         Alluding to rock lyrics imparts a modern tone, something SF sorely
+lacks.  Admittedly, one cannot believably have intergalactic adventurers of
+the year 10,000 A.D. quoting Dylan.  However, many overly pompous and
+tight-ass stories would benefit by the injection of a little rock anarchism.
+Alluding to rock actually precludes certain unhealthy modes of writing.
+
+         I cannot imagine anyone succeeding in writing a novel of Star Wars
+techno-fascism bolstered with rock lyrics.
+
+         "General Lardpants smashed his fist on the desk and began to shout
+at his aide. 'Goddamn it!  do you mean to tell me that the lily-livered 120th
+Congress has again failed to vote for our orbiting PX's, without which our
+boys on space-station duty cannot buy their smokes!  Hey, you, get offa my
+cloud!  You can't always get what you want, but I'm damned well gonna get
+what I need!  It's gonna be nineteenth nervous breakdown for someone, by
+Jove!'"
+
+         Utterly impossible, except as farce.
+
+         Please note that allusion is more than simply mentioning a song by
+title or artist.  This technique is a copout, the Ann Beattie School of Cheap
+Touchstones.  One must do more than merely write:
+
+         "They walked down the street; a Stones song issued from a passing
+car."
+
+         No, actual lyrics must be incorporated -- almost as found objects --
+directly into the flow of the narrative.  This involves more work but the
+payback is higher in terms of frisson.
+
+         Try this technique. It might open up new horizons. It did for me.
+Walls might just come tumblin' down, as you build a solid bond in the
+reader's heart.
+
+PEOPLE YOU NEVER SEE TOGETHER BECAUSE THEY'RE ONE AND THE SAME
+Ray Bradbury .................... Andre Previn
+
+N'EST-CE PAS UNE LETTRE
+
+Dear Publisher of ASTRAL AVENUE:
+
+         I'm so glad to see that this issue doesn't have any letters column.
+I think it's a shame the way your readers treat you.  Half of them don't even
+bother to respond, while the other half send in the most bizarre and
+outrageous theories, crotchets, whimsicalities, vituperations and
+fulminations.  Can't they see that ASTRAL AVENUE is intended to be something
+akin to Mr. William Buckley's wonderful magazine, a sober and rational forum
+for logical discourse and gentlemanly debate?  I offer a hearty and sincere
+"Huzzah" in response to your courage in excluding correspondence from your
+smudgy Xeroxed pages.
+
+                       (signed) A. Loyal Sycophant
+
+-- Dear Mr. S.:  Next issue might possibly be all
+letters.
+
+ASTRAL AVENUE No. 5.  Paul Di Filippo 2 Poplar Street Providence RI 02906
+
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+From Rhode Island: The state to which all other Rhode-Island-sized things
+are compared --  it's
+*************
+ASTRAL AVENUE
+*************
+No. 6 Apr. '87.
+
+SF person whose maiden name most closely resembles *AA*: Astrid Anderson.
+Official Record of *AA*: Van Morrison's ASTRAL WEEKS.
+Official Painting: Dali's PARANOIAC ASTRAL IMAGE.
+
+--------------------------------------------
+You might not notice one way this magazine is
+"exclusive."  We have no rich advertisers to pay
+printing and mailing costs.  Even so we send
+                   *AA*
+to many wonderful people who can't pay for it in
+dollars.  They appreciate it because it shows them
+a way out of oppression, poverty, giving them
+priceless inspiration and hope.
+------------------------------------------------
+
+PUBLISHER'S NOTE.  (PUBLISHER'S NOTE is donated this issue by us for a Public
+Service Announcement and Quiz.)
+
+         Racism is on the rise in this country.  We all know of recent events
+in Howard Beach, for example.  Take the following test (composed by a panel
+of scientific experts) to see if you harbor any unsuspected racism.
+
+      WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE SEX
+WITH?
+
+         ASSUMING YOU ARE WHITE:
+A) Ronald Reagan/Nancy Reagan
+B) Billy Dee Williams/Vanessa Williams
+
+        ASSUMING YOU ARE BLACK
+
+A) Redd Foxx/Ella Fitzgerald
+B) Richard Gere/Kim Basinger
+
+        IF you answered (A) in Section One, please move to Forsyth County
+immediately.  The same choice in Section Two qualifies you for membership in
+Louis Farrakhan's church.
+
+SPECIAL ALL-LETTERS ISSUE
+
+ROB MILLER:  In my former lives I wasn't born yet, so this time around I'm
+having trouble forming informed opinions.
+-- We feel you'll fit right in here, Rob.
+
+DON D'AMASSA:  While I think you are too hard on Stephen King, some of your
+points are valid.  Particularly in IT, there is a repetitiveness of phrase
+and idiom that blurs the distinction among characters...  Del Rey never
+impressed me as a reviewer.  He seemed to have this vision of what SF should
+be and books were dismissed for not conforming rather than for any inherent
+flaws.
+-- Don has read more books than Del Rey has published - and we're talking
+total units!
+
+ALLEN VARNEY:  By and large I agree with Di Filippo's trashing of Stephen
+King's work.  But the reply to Platt's letter in issue #2 is offensive and
+patronizing (to King).
+-- To paraphrase Brian Aldiss speaking of Asimov: "What can I say to
+(dis)honor the man that he hasn't already said himself?"  ('My works are the
+literary equivalent of a Big Mac and fries.' King, NY TIMES BOOK REVIEW)
+But let a better critic than I reply to the charge of Excessive Vitriol:
+
+         "It's true.  Critics tend to be an irritable lot...  Why do we do
+it?  First there is the reactive pain.  Only those who have reviewed, year in
+and year out, know how truly abominable most fiction is.  And we can't remove
+ourselves from the pain.  Ordinary readers can skip, or read every third
+word, or quit in the middle.  We can't.  We must read carefully, with our
+sensitivities at full operation and our critical-historical apparatus always
+in high gear....  The mental sensation is that of eating garbage, I assure
+you, and if critics' accumulated suffering did not find an outlet in the
+vigor of our language, I don't know what we would do.  And it's the critics
+who care the most who suffer the most; irritation is a sign of betrayed
+love.... But there are other reasons.... critics welcome any way of
+expressing judgements that will be both PRECISE and COMPACT.  If VIVID be
+added thereunto, fine -- what else is good style?...  Wit is a form of
+condensation..." (Joanna Russ, F&SF 11/79)
+
+TOM SWIFT: Di Filippo's magazine.  General impression is that he's the Andy
+Rooney of SF criticism....
+
+--- That's MICKEY Rooney, you pop-icon-slinging turkey!  You know, as in:
+"Hey, kids, my Dad's got a Xerox machine, let's put out a zine!"  But
+seriously, folks, we regret that our ideas are not dangerous enough to
+necessitate a pseudonym like Mr. (Ms.?) Swift's.  One nice thing about a
+pen-name:  your big public chest-thumping is divorced from your mingy private
+actions, so no one can tell if YOU WALK IT LIKE YOU TALK IT!
+
+PETER LAMBORN WILSON: OK, you're probably right re: pop music.  But I'm
+pretty sure NOTHING'S gonna save serious literature... & ultimately, who
+cares?  I'm enjoying *AA*.  You'd save money by xeroxing on both sides.
+
+ASTRID ANDERSON:  ASTRAL AVE is great fun -- have you considered double-sided
+xerox to save some bucks?  Just watch your spacing for the corner staple.
+You're wrong about Bob Silverberg -- he's actually Lou Aronica.
+
+-- Actually, guys and gals, most people tell us that the blank side of each
+page is the best part!  In truth, tho, Kinko's Copies charges per exposure,
+not per sheet of paper, so double-sided copying costs the same.  I suppose I
+would save in postage -- i.e., I could mail ten pages of text instead of five
+for 22 cents.  But do I -- does anyone? -- really have ten pages worth of
+opinion every month?  Simplify, simplify!
+
+         As for the corner staple: ever since the PLAYBOY centerfold lost her
+staples, a vital element of mystery has fled our sad culture.  The flesh
+concealed beneath Miss June's staples was always the most erogenous part,
+being the only hidden portion of her anatomy.  Therefore, we follow the
+practice of always obscuring something under our own corner staple, hoping to
+restore some mystique to this show-it-all society.
+
+RUDY RUCKER:  The writers out here that I see... are getting into the idea of
+a new movement called Freestyle.  The basic idea is to write like yourself
+but more so.
+-- No one could write more like himself than Mister Rudolfo von B. Rucker.
+
+MICHAEL ADKISSON:  The attitude displayed by the said individual from the
+April 1977 ANALOG regarding UNEARTH and new writers is still very much with
+us today.  People don't want the new and untried -- they want the same old
+crap, over and over.
+-- For the other side of this issue, read on.
+
+TERRY CARR:  For one thing, the quotation from Lester del Rey was simply a
+restatement of something that's been said often and often in fan circles for
+forty years or more, to the effect that fanzines (or semiprozines like
+UNEARTH) shouldn't publish SF stories by amateurs because there have always
+been enough professional markets for good SF stories and even bad SF stories.
+
+         (Pause a moment and think of how many stories you've read in the
+professional SF magazines that were just plain lousy.  If all the
+professional editors rejected a story -- even today there are still enough
+editors to ensure that despite the personal preferences of each, any good
+story will find a buyer -- then that story must be pretty bad indeed.)
+
+         Thus, as Lester recapitulated the argument, the stories that get
+submitted to fanzines or semiprozines whose rates are negligible, usually
+about 1/4 cent a word, are those that fall below the measure of quality that
+even a pro editor faced with a deadline two days hence would have to observe.
+
+         So I think it's clear that the stories published in UNEARTH or any
+other not-fully-professional magazine have almost always been the dregs left
+over from the professional magazines and books.  I have to say that I'm not
+particularly impressed by your list of authors whose first stories were
+published in UNEARTH, because though all the writers you named have gone on
+to establish good and sometimes spectacular reputations with their
+professionally published stories, that doesn't guarantee that their first
+mini-sales were worth a damn or deserved to be published.
+
+         I think the truth is that those early stories just weren't worth
+professional publication because the writers hadn't developed their talents
+enough yet for the big league.
+
+I could name you dozens of authors who are now in the Big Name
+bracket whose first stories appeared in fanzines: Clarke, Bradbury,
+Silverberg, Benford, Zelazny, Brunner, Ellison, and a whole lot more.  For
+that matter, my own early stories, written when I was thirteen or fourteen
+years old, appeared in fanzines.  I assure you that they were all pretty
+terrible.
+
+         But since even this mini-list includes writers better than those
+whose early stories appeared in UNEARTH, and since those early publications
+by writers who are now famous were so bad, you can see why I'm not impressed
+by your list of authors in UNEARTH.  I think the truth is that professional
+editors, considered as a group rather than individually (we all have our
+blind spots), will always buy any sf or fantasy story that's even reasonably
+good; therefore the stories that appear in less-than-professional markets are
+seldom if ever worth reading.
+
+         Your claim that 'the field needs more markets, of whatever sort'
+thus strikes me as pretty silly.  If you seriously consider the history of SF
+magazines and such, you won't be able to help noticing that when we had
+twenty or thirty SF magazines, as we did in the early 40s and early 50s, most
+of the stories that got published in them just plain stank.  So do we really
+need more SF markets now?  Well, I think it might be good if we had one or
+two more, just to add to the variety of published SF and fantasy; but if the
+short SF market were ever again to expand into the twenties or even the
+teens, I'm sure there'd be so many odoriferous stories published that they'd
+cause readers to stop buying all SF magazines, and then where would we be?
+TERRY CARR.
+
+
+
+-- A few cavils (I'm sure readers will be supplying more):
+
+(1).  The alternative to working out one's beginning-writer faults in the
+short story market is working out one's faults in the novel market, something
+we see quite frequently nowadays, as fledgling writers, untempered by
+previous sales, produce hand-handed first efforts.  It seems to me that a bad
+novel would turn off more people to SF than a bad story, leaving a
+longer-lasting and bigger foul taste.
+
+(2).  Many critics (Aldiss, Malzberg) fell the Fifties were the real golden
+age of SF, and can cite works to prove it.  Perhaps the "glut" of mags was
+partly responsible.
+
+(3).  Again, in the Fifties, someone like Dick could at least make a
+(horsemeat-level) living off the mags, which is impossible now.  What if one
+wants to be a full-time writer without producing novels, temporarily or
+permanently?  More mags would allow this.
+
+(4).  Magazines are the cutting edge, short experiments being more likely to
+get published than long ones.  The fewer the mags, the duller the edge.   I
+still say: Let a hundred flowers bloom, and let history sort 'em
+out!
+
+------------------------------------------------------------------------
+ASTRAL AVENUE No. 6 Paul Di Filippo 2 Poplar Street Providence RI 02906
+
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+If you weren't reading this, chances are you'd be reading something else.
+
+************** ASTRAL AVENUE ************** May 1987 No. 7
+
+THE PUBLISHER'S DESK a personal chat with our readers by mr munsey
+
+"If I couldn't write worth a damn, I think I'd like to own a hardware store. 
+I've long been fascinated by the enormous varieties of tools used to maintain
+our society, as well as the clips, hinges, pins, brads, screws, pulleys,
+wires, chains, clamps and pipes that hold it together.  Not to mention the
+putty, plaster, cement and paint that keep it looking well in places.  Even
+more than a book store, where I probably wouldn't get to read much anyway, I
+believe that I could have been fairly happy in a good general hardware shop."
+
+     This humble and honest paragraph is from the introduction to Roger
+Zelazny's THE LAST DEFENDER OF CAMELOT.  We solicit contributions from
+readers in the same vein.  What would you do if you weren't involved in SF?
+What is your dream occupation, the one where no niggling questions of
+esthetics and royalties intrude?  Look deep inside, and confess to a longing
+to perform some honest work of benefit to society, instead of being the
+artistic parasite you are today.  Please resist the temptation to nominate
+yourself for the job of photographing Pet-of-the-Month, or purchasing shoes
+for Imelda Marcos. We're looking for salt-of-the-earth type jobs, or at least
+the plausible.
+
+     To get everyone in the spirit, we will confess that our secret alternate
+life is.... to be the owner of a record store.  Spinning discs over the shop
+system, turning people on to good new music, playing host to interesting
+folks from the local music scene.  No rejections, or struggles to produce
+fiction of sempiternal worth.... Hold on a minute, if we go on in this vein,
+we might not even finish this issue of AA!
+
+***FRIDAY EVENING PROGRAMS up to and including all the latest post-modern
+statements... Prescribed and approved by all the medical authorities, for
+CONSTIPATION, DYSPEPSIA, TORPIDITY OF THE LIVER, HEMORRHOIDS, as well as all
+kindred ailments resulting from indiscretion in diet
+
+ANNOUNCER:  And now, your host of Love Connection, Chuck Woolery!
+
+AUDIENCE:  (Applause, hoots, catcalls, whistles)
+
+CW:  Thank you, thank you, people.  Let's get down to the business of making
+a Love Connection.  Our first guest tonight is Joe Schmertz. (Enter Joe
+Schmertz, crosses stage and sits next to CW)
+
+CW:  Nice to have you on the show, Joe.  Why don't you tell us a little about
+yourself?
+
+JS:  Well, I'm an editor for a science fiction magazine, and I'm looking for
+a writer who can meet the demands of my readers for hard, technical SF.
+
+CW:  Sounds reasonable, Joe.  Let's take a look at the writers you had to
+choose from.  First, there was Cathy.
+
+CATHY (on videotape):  Well, I've just sold my first novel, entitled THE
+UNICORN ALWAYS RINGS TWICE....
+
+CW:  Next was Bill.
+
+BILL (on videotape):  My latest novel, TREMENDOUS CATACLYSM THAT NEARLY WIPES
+OUT HUMANITY, has just gone back for a third printing before its publication
+date...
+
+CW:  And finally, there was Helen.
+        
+HELEN (on videotape): I've only sold three stories so far, but one's been
+anthologized in every best-of-the-year collection whose editor I've
+personally met.
+
+CW:  Well, audience, you've seen who Joe had to pick from. Lock in your
+votes, and when we return, we'll see who he actually chose for his "Literary
+Love Connection."
+
+<Break for commercial for Franklin Mint SF Classics>
+
+CW: We're back.  All right, Joe, tell us who you picked.
+
+JS: Needless to say, I chose Bill.
+
+AUDIENCE:  Yaaaaayyy!
+
+CW: Let's bring Bill in on this, as we hear about his submission. (Window
+opens up, featuring Bill, live.)
+
+CW:  Hi, Bill.  Make yourself comfortable, and jump in if there's anything
+you want to "contribute," ha-ha.
+
+BILL:  Sure.
+
+JS:  Well, I was very eager to meet Bill.  I had read his novel, and it was
+just the kind of thing I was looking for. I was a little disappointed when he
+actually showed up at my office.
+
+CW: Why is that, Joe?
+
+JS: Well, he was two hours late for our appointment, and drunk to boot.  His
+publisher had been feeding him booze at Elaine's while I sweated in my
+windowless office.  On top of that, I had been expecting Bill to look and act
+like one of Heinlein's "competent men," so we could tout him to our readers
+in our monthly biographical feature.  Instead, he was timid and built like a
+schmoo.  Now I know why he never lets any publicity pictures appear on his
+books.
+
+AUDIENCE: Whoooooaaaa!
+
+BILL:  Chuck, I don't think that's a fair comment.  A writer's appearance has
+nothing to do with his or her work.
+
+CW:  Boy, is that a naive comment!  Haven't you seen John Irving in wrestling
+duds lately?
+        
+JS:  Anyway, I was prepared to overlook all that.  But the manuscript Bill
+brought me was just the final straw.  It was dog-eared and coffee-stained,
+and must have been in a drawer since before Bill was first published.  These
+novelists all think they're too good to write short stories.  Let me tell
+them all now, it's not easy to cram ten pages of technical exposition into a
+twenty-page novella.  In any case, Bill's story was a total loser.  I had to
+bounce it right then and there.  It was downright embarrassing for both of
+us.
+
+BILL:  I've been busy on a publicity tour lately....
+
+CW:  No excuses, Bill.  So, Joe, I take it we didn't make a "Literary Love
+Connection?"
+
+JS:  No, I'm afraid not.
+
+CW:  Let's see who the audience picked for you....  Why, it was Helen, at 60
+percent!  Well, Joe, if you want to see a story from Helen, we'll pay for a
+donut and endless cup of coffee for the both of you, at the local coffee-shop
+near your office.
+
+JS:  What have I got to lose?  She may not have a Ph.D. in physics, but she's
+young and malleable --
+
+CW:  Great.  And Bill, you can console yourself with your top spot on the
+best-seller lists.  Well, I'm afraid we're out of time for tonight, folks. 
+Tune in tomorrow, when we try to make and agent-author "Literary Love
+Connection!"
+
+AUDIENCE: (Applause, hoots, catcalls, whistles.)
+
+**********
+
+ANOTHER REASON NOT TO ATTEND THE NEBULAS
+
+     "March 8, 1914:  After ingesting a toothpick along with an hors d'oeuvre
+at a cocktail party, Sherwood Anderson, 64, died in Colon, Panama, of the
+complications of peritonitis." -- A LITERARY BOOK OF DAYS.
+
+THIS MONTH'S MAXIM:  You can't spell "literary" without "lite."
+
+HOT TIP!!!!  Every reader of discernment should rush out and lay hands on a
+copy of LOVING LITTLE EGYPT, by Thomas McMahon.  Of particular interest is
+how the author -- intentionally or inadvertently -- creates an analogue to
+cyberspace and its cowboys in the phone network of the early twentieth
+century.
+
+
+                    THE PLAYBOY STAPLE
+
+                        by Donn Webb
+
+     JHVH was angered by man.  He removed the curse of Babel so everybody
+knew exactly was everybody else was saying. World War III began fifteen
+minutes later.
+
+******
+
+ ACCESS TO TOOLS by Rudy Rucker
+
+     Why write a column in a... uh... Mr. Wizard vein? NET BLOWAGE.  That's
+the word I woke up with in my head yesterday or was it Belgium.  Once my
+college friend, and later Viet Vet, Don Marritz, wrote me a letter that
+starts... uh.... "Dear Rudy and Sylvia, Of all possible ways to start a
+letter, THIS is probably the worst..."
+
+      When I was at Seacon in Brighton, etc., some guys -- I mean real Brit
+punks -- are yelling at me, sitting on the hotel porch and... now right in
+this period I was reading A SCANNER DARKLY... uh, yesterday my dog winked at
+me // my piles just dies // trucked in from Toledo // gosh you're a lovely
+audience.
+
+     Broadway Danny Rose.  What a great movie.  Woody, he gives... uh...
+short weight, you dig, B&W and you get out 20 mins. earlier than the kids who
+are... uh... seeing FOOTLOOSE.
+
+     Recently I did some library research -- and that's really what I'd like
+this column to be, viz., a sharing of the facts that I glean in my diffuse,
+but wide-ranging investigations.  What's in it for me?  Hopefully (and I do
+mean "hopefully," which is as much an authentic U.S. word as... uh... NET
+BLOWAGE), hopefully this totally lame sentence will end.  Yes!
+
+     Yeah... uh... I found this book in the library, the Lynchburg (called
+L'burg for short)... uh... library and I looked up Ike's memoirs.  AT EASE:
+STORIES I TELL TO MY FRIENDS.  Yeah.  I had this rap... a running joke, like,
+that I'd been telling my stories to... uh... friends. OK, now the idea was
+that I'm writing the story of my life -- I was working on it, a novel that
+I'm now working on (SHOP TALK! YES!) it's called THE SECRET OF LIFE.  It's
+basically a UFO novel.  I feel, by the way, that it's high time for a lot of
+UFO novels.  The virtue of this form is that one has as many aliens as one
+needs (rival races of saucer-aliens fight it out on Earth) without having to
+HAUL ALL THAT SHIT THROUGH ALL THEM LIGHT-YEARS.
+       
+     "Where's the UFOlogy section?" was the question that one of those fabled
+Brit punks axed me back a page or piece (hyuck-hyuck)/cut/RESET  yeah really
+I mean someone did once say the word UFOlogy to me and I understood him, so
+instead of killing me, he went in and got evicted by the dicks. Hotel.
+
+     OK, now Ike's memoirs.  I was telling my friend Greg Gibson (who runs a
+wonderful book-store called The Ten Pound Island Book Shop in Gloucester,
+Mass., tell "Gib" you know me and he's liable to treat you to a real "Down
+East" hoedown.  Or is it clambake?  Actually, he might kill you. No, really,
+it's a nice shop.)  Greg and I roomed together in college, and we were great
+admirers of Jack and the Beats.  I'd always wanted to write a book like ON
+THE ROAD. And the way Jack actually did it was to get a teletype roll
+(photographs exist!) and.. uh... put it in his typewriter and go on and on
+and not have to be subject to the tyranny of the PAGE.  (Of course, now a
+scrolling word-processor is just such a piece of "paper." It seems likely to
+change the texture of commercial prose.  Or lead to a great artistic advance.
+Whatever.)
+
+     Right.  Now I want to finish this story.  The one thing, I mean, I think
+the FAIR thing to the readers of this column is that whenever I begin a story
+I will eventually finish it within the body of the piece -- modulo, of
+course, considerations of artistic polish and natural reticence.  AT EASE:
+STORIES I TELL TO MY FRIENDS, by Dwight David Eisenhower.  We're talking
+actual fucking library research here.  I get the book, and it's wonderfully
+greasy.  The cover crinkling in the light and all covered with SEBUM (which
+is the scientific name for the skin grease that humans ooze, q.v. T. Pynchon,
+"...covering everything with an offensive coat of sebum.") sebum... yeah. 
+Ike.  In... uh.... DESOLATION ANGELS, I guess, Jack is down in Mexico City
+and living downstairs from some guy called "Old Ike the Pusher."  In college,
+Greg was a big jogger.  He ran before any of the others.  He had a rap: how,
+when he was running and it hurt first so his lungs were falling out, then the
+legs and the liver, the thing to cheer himself up was to think of "Old Ike
+the Pusher."
+
+     I like Ike, but does Ike like me?
+
+     RIGHT! OK.  Now what I was telling Greg when I was working up my psych
+to write another book, was this idea that Ike's AT EASE should be a cult
+classic, a book that any "true communicant" must have at least a nodding
+acquaintance with... a book of the stature of Jean-Paul Sartre's NAUSEA,
+perhaps (which I'll get back to next issue).  OK, now it's a FUNNY idea that
+AT EASE should be a good book.  I mean it's an interesting idea, and one
+wants it to be true.  For years I laughed about the title.  I remember once
+saying, blown away at Don Marritz's wedding in Gettysburg, "AT EASE: STORIES
+I TELL TO MY FRIENDS, what an incredibly feeble title, I mean, it's like a
+LIMP DICK, at ease, yet...."
+
+     But yet.  So the running joke I had with Greg was that... uh... my rap
+about my book when I'm trying to up the... uh... net blowage or some shit...
+uh... "If I have only begun to approach the transcendant clarity of 'Ike' in
+his immortal..."  Yeah.  Right.  So I'm at the Lynchburg Public Sebum and I
+do find Ike's book.  This is like one day I'm too burnt-out to write... but
+I've still got my JOB to do, a type of behavior to exhibit -- as opposed to
+watching..uh.. basketball games.   And I'm thinking, "Well, maybe today I'm
+not going to write much, but hell, it's only Monday or Tuesday.  I like Ike!"
+
+     And plan to gut it for good quotes, right.
+
+     And go in there... past the... uh... sebum, and, uh...
+
+     ..uh...
+
+     Well, there's not much of what you might call fine writing.  I did find
+two or three interesting things.  He calls the intro by the line, "A Man
+Talking To Himself." And is here, a voice in yer ear, via DICTAPHONE.  Poor
+guy couldn't type, I guess...
+
+     Anyway, he had a big dick.  That's the one heretofore subtextual
+transrealist fact that I ferreted out.  I mean... MAYBE.  Larry Flynt has
+been an example to us all.  I used to have a rap that Larry Flynt was the
+Martin Luther King of the Seventies.  I'm glad the Seventies are over. 
+Disco, Jerry F., it all fades.  "Only real people survive," Henry was telling
+me the other night.  Henry and his wife Diana own 2 ladies' clothing stores. 
+Henry and I got into this rap about "net blowage."  It's a phrase that came
+to me a few days ago, out of nowhere, you know, the Muse sits on your face. 
+Ups the net blowage.  They're about to start a City Council election here and
+we were grooving off making 'the net amount of on-line blowage' a like major
+issue.
+
+     The wrap-up.  UFOlogy.  It's heavy and worth thinking about.  I don't
+know if I would have ever fully gotten into SF if I hadn't read Ian Watson's
+MIRACLE VISITORS.  Which, in turn, draws a lot of energy from C.G. Jung's
+FLYING SAUCERS, subtitle: "A Modern Myth of Things Seen in the Skies."
+
+     Oh yeah, and why Ike had a big dick.  Well, he was a real scapegrace at
+West Point, always in trouble.  Sometimes he even reported himself if nobody
+else would bother. Genial.  So the officer says, "Come down to my room in
+dress-coats for punishment-duty-tour."  It was Ike and his roommate, supposed
+to report.  And the PRANK is that they only wear the special dress-coats and
+not the (expected) rest of the uniform, no not anything else, "not another
+stitch."  So all I'm saying is, if Ike had the (dick and) balls to do the
+prank he must have been pretty well-adjusted or had a humongo dong.... one!
+
+     Well that's it.  Next ish: NAUSEA by Jean-Paul Sartre, and THE BOOK OF
+THE SUBGENIUS.
+
+
+********
+CURRENT NEWS AND VIEWS
+Science Isn't Supposed To Be Entertaining
+
+From BORIS ZAVGORODNY:  I received your two envelopes with your zine, ASTRAL
+AVENUE.  Thank you very much!
+
+From ROB MILLER:  I suspect editors of prozines publish bad stories because
+a) they think they are good; b) take big and/or known names to increase
+sales; c) are similar to other popular stories, themes and authors; d) are
+trendy.
+
+     I think Carr's statement is as bad as his collections of stories are
+good.
+
+From DON WEBB:  Allusion to R-n-R is a tricky business. According to Gardner
+Dozois, publishers of rock lyrics are the most likely to sue.
+
+     I would rather watch Red Foxx have sex with Nancy Reagan.
+
+From LEWIS SHINER:  Terry Carr's letter in AA#6 was not only fatuous,
+self-serving crap, it also managed to contradict itself.  His statement that
+"professional editors... will always buy any sf or fantasy story that's even
+reasonably good" is pure bullshit.  I have read many good stories that were
+rejected by every editor in the field.  Why? Because the author was not yet a
+Recognized Name.  If any editor tells me they read a story out of the slush
+pile the same way they read a story from a Big Name Pro, I would have to
+politely suggest that they are lying through their teeth.
+
+     Furthermore, Terry does not seem to have read any of the UNEARTH stories
+which he proceeds, nonetheless, to condemn as unfit for publication.  I
+myself have read at least two of them, "Fragments of a Hologram Rose" by
+William Gibson and "The Red Planet" by James Blaylock, that I would rate
+somewhere between first-rate and brilliant.  By any standards.
+
+     Terry may feel that Clarke, Benford, and Brunner, for example, are
+"better" writers than Gibson and Blaylock and Rucker -- but I don't.
+
+     Finally, after tellins us that every decent story written in SF is
+immediately snapped up by himself or one of his fellow all-knowing,
+all-seeing editors, he says maybe we should have "one or two more (markets),
+just to add to the variety of published SF and fantasy."  But Terry -- you've
+already told us that they would only be adding worthless crap!
+
+     I'm in a position now where I can sell pretty much everything I write. 
+But I remember all too well what it was like when I couldn't.  It's bad
+enough that writers who are just starting out are so subject to the whims of
+a few editors.  What really chaps my ass is when somebody like Terry Carr
+thinks his personal taste is more than just that -- that he has some cosmic
+handle on the good and bad, and can consign a writer's work (in some cases,
+work he hasn't even read) into obscurity with a casual sneer.
+
+               Signed, Hot under the collar....
+
+From BRIAN ALDISS:  You were talking about Lester del Rey and his prickish
+judgements on SF.  It's old history now, but some years back he tried his
+hand at a history of SF, in the Garland series.  It was so fatuous that even
+his sycophants let it vanish without a trace.  (Like he got the date of
+publication of FRANKENSTEIN wrong, having cribbed it from James Gunn's
+history  where, by a freak of chance, it was also misprinted.)
+
+     His book is an attempt to promote his own role in pulp SF to something
+like importance -- a concept, as Moskowitz once put it in a lapidary phrase,
+the mind cannot stomach. Here as a sample for toilet-side reading is just one
+paragraph from del Rey's history.  Try and stay awake.  It's from a chapter
+called "The Age of Wonder"; it certainly made me wonder what del Rey's life
+can have been about:
+
+     "In September 1932, SCIENCE FICTION DIGEST appeared, with Maurice Z.
+Ingher as editor.  Weisinger and Schwartz were now joined by Raymond A.
+Palmer as associate or managing editors.  This publication had a set of
+departments somewhat similar to those of THE TIME TRAVELLER.  But one of the
+more interesting bits was a column speculating on just who Anthony Gilmore
+might be..."
+
+     Personally, I'm still wondering.
+
+From MICHAEL SWANWICK:  I read with interest your article in AA#5 on the use
+of allusion.  You should be aware, however, that many editors will reject any
+story that includes a direct quote of rock song lyrics.  This is because the
+corporate entities responsible for collecting song royalties are notoriously
+litiginous, and most science fiction publishers are afraid of lawsuits.
+
+<AA>  --  Two people raising this point requires me to answer.  I don't see
+Ace being sued for the aforementioned Steely Dan reference in PALIMPSESTS,
+and I refuse to believe that there is some corporate hireling sitting in an
+office somewhere, who has all the lyrics of all his company's artists
+memorized and is reading every piece of fiction published, his vibrissae
+quivering for quotes, especially not if they are embedded as found objects
+right in the text, without citation.
+
+From JANET FOX:  I've heard (Carr) saying the same thing, long and loud,
+before....  Money does not confer literary perspicacity.
+
+From DAVID D'AMMASSA:  Many white Democrats would love the opportunity to
+have sex with Ronald Reagan.  Who could pass up the invitation to do to the
+President what he's been doing to the country for years?
+
+From LUKE McGUFF:  Terry's argument as he states it is circular and
+irrefutable.  Good stories get published in pro magazines, bad stories don't.
+ QED.  But to invalidate this argument, all you have to do is point to a good
+story in a semipro market, or a bad story in a pro market.  As he states it,
+it's impossible to have a bad story in a pro market, and impossible to have a
+good story in a semipro market.
+
+     The SF market is shifting from adventurousness to wish-fulfillment.  If
+you look at the Christmas catalog for B. Dalton's, the only SF books they
+list come in boxed sets, as serials or novels by Heinlein....
+
+From MISHA CHOCHOLAK:  I thought your allusion article was good.  It's real
+dull for a writer to use a nice literary allusion and have everybody miss
+it....
+
+     As far as Terry Carr is concerned, well the quality short story stuff is
+pure bunko.  Very few main house publishers look for quality any more, they
+just publish for bucks.
+
+From BRETT RUTHERFORD:  I, for one, as both reader and writer, would like to
+cast a vote against the incorporation of rock and popular song lyrics in
+fiction.  This may seem to establish an easy, "fuzzy" feeling of camaraderie
+between writer and some readers, but in the long run, this is a lazy and
+hazardous way to enrich one's writing.
+
+     First of all, there is the pop-culture bias shown by the author who
+blithely assumes that all his readers -- or the only ones who matter -- know
+exactly what he's talking about when he quotes or alludes to his favorite
+music.  And, since all of us dream and hope that we'll be read twenty or
+fifty years from now, we're also making the assumptions about the future....
+
+     It is easy to  assume that the stuff that fills the airwaves and crams
+the shelves of the record stores represents the zeitgeist of contemporary
+culture.  Such assumptions can be disastrously wrong....  Mackay, in his
+EXTRAORDINARY POPULAR DELUSIONS AND THE MADNESS OF CROWDS, has an
+illuminating chapter about how songs and phrases come and go.  They are foam
+on the waves of culture.  How many popular tunes of the 1880's can you hum or
+quote words from?....
+
+     Writers must also recognize that there are millions of readers out there
+of all ages -- even members of the Sixties and Seventies generations -- who
+loathe popular music, never listen to it, and find quotations of its badly
+crafted lyrics to be annoying, cryptic, and meaningless....
+
+     Finally, rock and song lyrics, by their very nature and because of the
+limited IQs of most performers, are generally inept as poems and regressive
+if not Neanderthal in content...  Quoting rock lyrics in fiction is like
+putting vinyl siding on the Taj Mahal.
+
+******** AND THEY SAY SCIENTISTS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR
+
+     A counter-theory to the recent speculations about a Fifth Force is
+called the "Chu-Dicke hypothesis."
+
+********** LIFE IMITATES PROPAGANDA
+
+     Phillip Knightley, in his book THE SECOND OLDEST PROFESSION, maintains
+that the first modern intelligence service, the British SIS (and consequently
+all subsequent ones) was founded in 1909 in direct response to a William
+LeQueux novel!  Anyone care to take long-term bets now over what hare-brained
+SF novel of the Eighties will have similar long-reaching effects?
+
+*********
+
+!!! PROPOSAL FOR AN ASTRAL CONVENTION !!!
+
+     The Association for Ontological Anarchy, along with the West-Coast Magus
+Ipsissima, YAEL DRAGWYLA, has decided to host a big Convention of all
+interested Mutants, Zine-oids, SubG's, Type 3's & Chaos Magicians.  The
+kicker is:  the meeting will be held on the ASTRAL PLANE.
+
+     We will choose some very famous natural landmark, & invite everyone to
+project their AETHERIAL DOUBLES thence simultaneously at some appropriate
+moment.  Say for example Niagara Falls at noon on the Summer Solstice 1987: 
+take a photo or postcard of the Falls, concentrate on it, imagine yourself
+transported there in a flash.  Create an archetypal visionary appearance for
+yourself; perform some magical or artistic act or make a speech; then
+concentrate on the OTHER people present in their astral bodies.
+
+     Stay as long as you can (up to, say, an hour).  Yael D., as our most
+accomplished magician, will remain on-site for the full hour to help
+neophytes, pass out spiritual refreshments & emcee the Convention
+proceedings.  Early in the hour we'll present our set-pieces; towards the
+end, things will degenerate toward pure partying.  (Bring astral
+intoxicants.)
+
+     Then, by one PM at the latest, return to your bodies (by the way, be
+sure you can leave them safely, apparently asleep & undisturbed, for the full
+period).  At once, upon yr return, write (or record graphically) an account
+of your experiences.  Send them to Yael or me.  We will prepare a PROCEEDINGS
+(or "Akashic Record") of the Convention, which will be published & sent to
+all participants.
+
+     Before we announce a definite time & place, we'd like to hear from AT
+LEAST a dozen or so friends who WILL attend. Please offer suggestions about
+ideal location and time.  An important point:  how do we synchronize our
+appearances so as to arrive (possibly from all over the world) within the
+appointed hour?  Sample invocations & techniques for easy astral travel would
+be welcome.  When all details have been ironed out, we will publish an Open
+Invitation, maybe in POPULAR REALITY &/or elsewhere; & also send out specific
+invitations.  We'll provide, if possible, photos & maps needed for
+vizualization of the Convention site.
+
+     We MAY be able to erect, on the site, some sort of astral beacon,
+perhaps even an aedefice of appropriate appearance... in the form of a shabby
+vacation hotel which hosts firemens' conventions & dreary little Chamber of
+Commerce events...?  Maybe a Holiday Inn?  Or would you prefer a real
+Hollywood/Baghdad/Opium-Dream pavilion in the clouds?  Suggestions please!
+
+     If you definitely want to attend, let us know at A.O.A, Box 586,
+Brooklyn NY 11211.  Wa salaam.
+
+ASTRAL AVENUE 7 Paul Di Filippo 2 Poplar Street Providence RI
+02906
+
+
+**********
+**********
+**********
+
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+From Rhode Island: Birthplace of GI Joe
+and Providence, Amy Carter's turf
+its:
+********************
+ASTRAL AVENUE
+********************
+No. 8 June 1987
+Fun Filled All American Activities
+
+PUBLISHER'S NOTE:  Herewith, our nominations for Fun Couples of 1987.
+
+Bruce and Connie WILLIS
+Mel and William GIBSON
+Tina and George TURNER
+Cybil and Lucius SHEPARD
+Howard and Scott BAKER
+Eugene and Shawna MCCARTHY
+Bob and Clive BARKER
+Dick and Arthur C. CLARKE
+Anita and Edward BRYANT
+H.R. and Joe HALDEMAN
+Betty and John FORD
+Barbara and Glen COOK
+DeForest and James Patrick KELLY
+Charlie and Charles BROWN
+C.J. Cherryh WILDER
+
+IF "If This Goes On" GOES ON
+
+         Conventional wisdom dictates that all SF stories can be divided into
+three classes: "what if," "why not," and "if this goes on."  Let's assume
+momentarily that conventional wisdom -- for once -- is right.  I'd like to
+look at this last category of story, examining its strengths and weaknesses,
+and its current stature in the field.
+
+         Last item first.  I don't believe most people would dispute that the
+"If This Goes On" (hereafter, ITGO) type of story is in the ascendant right
+now, thanks primarily to the works of William Gibson.  The average reader, in
+fact, probably conceives of the entire cyberpunk movement as an ITGO
+phenomenon (a misreading Bruce Sterling has been at pains to dispute).
+Although in terms of total units sold, fantasy epics and novels of half-assed
+space empires outnumber the ITGO books, it is these latter works that receive
+the lion's share of discussion and critical attention.
+
+         There's good reason for this.  The ITGO book holds a number of aces
+in its hand.
+
+         Realism sometims seems a dirty word among SF readers, but it's a
+drug they secretly crave.  And the ITGO book offers realism up the kazoo.
+Done well, as in Gibson's books, the ITGO mode provides the closest sensation
+available in SF to reading a contemporary mimetic novel.  The reader is
+convinced that he's inhabiting his actual future.  She believes she's been
+vouchsafed a prophetic vision of times to come.  Such a powerful frisson is
+not to be lightly negated.                    One reason ITGO books are so
+convincing is that their roots are firmly planted in the present.  The
+Suborbital Express of Extrapolation always takes off from the Runway of the
+Present.  In an ITGO book, the reader encounters tokens and talismans of his
+current life, which serve to anchor the new imaginative elements.
+
+         By definition, the ITGO mode must base its projections on current
+trends, actual research, logical developments.  An author can highlight,
+accentuate, or exaggerate certain features of the present, but -- if he plays
+by the rules -- he must extrapolate from actual features of the present.
+Otherwise -- as when, say, an FTL drive is introduced -- we veer into the
+"what if" mode.
+
+         Now, it is beyond any but the most niggling of disputes as to what
+the current salient features of the present are: computers, biotechnology,
+corporations, terrorism, ecodisaster -- stop me if any of this is starting to
+sound familiar.
+
+         The point I'm trying to make is emerging from the shadows: the ITGO
+book is a sexy, reader-entrancing, stimulating exercise.  But by necessity it
+hews to a very narrow path.
+
+         There is only one SF future with any real probability.  (However,
+this is not to maintain that Gibson or Watkin's world will necessarily come
+to pass. As the mathematician Persi Diaconis has said, "Probability is not a
+statement so much about what will happen, as about what I know.")
+
+         Let me illustrate what I mean.
+
+         In one of my notebooks is the scrawl: "Murder by industrial
+waterjet."
+
+         In COUNT ZERO, Gibson, page 60, is the phrase: "...slice pizza with
+a huge industrial waterknife..."
+      
+         The future is definitely not going to revolve around industrial
+hydraulic cutting mechanisms.  Yet -- here are two people focusing on them.
+Why?  Because they are interesting, lively, credible futuristic gadgets that
+serve to promote the frisson under discussion.  I am willing to bet  that
+Gibson and I encountered these industrial tools in the same place:  the pages
+of SCIENCE NEWS of OMNI or SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN or THE NEW YORK TIMES SCIENCE
+SECTION or SCIENCE DIGEST or HIGH TECHNOLOGY....
+
+         The end result of this reliance on likely developments learned about
+from a shared knowledge-base (and let's face it: there are only so many
+sources) is that all ITGO fiction starts to sound alike.  A consensual
+future, stifling of individual perceptions, begins to crystallize around the
+writers like amber.
+
+         Is there any solution to this problem?  Can the desired verisilitude
+and relevance be retained, while still creating a unique future?
+
+         I believe the answer is yes.
+
+         What is needed is a fusion of modes, namely between ITGO and "what
+if."  As in evolution, this hybrid will possess the strengths of both
+parents, and new ones they do not have.
+        
+         The WI story has not been known for its credibility.  Take a book
+such as INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS.  What if pods from outer space landed
+and began replacing humans with zombies?  Well, the result might be a
+suspenseful allegory about the Eisenhower era, but it just don't got the kind
+of thrill we're looking for.  One might as well say, what if we all turned
+into rhinoceroses?  It's just not gonna happen, and the reader realizes it.
+
+         However, I believe that with a little care in the initial choosing
+of the germinal improbability, and, thereafter, by a careful adherence to and
+blending of strict ITGO methods,  valid, germane works can be written.
+
+         In fact it's already been done.  What I'm proposing is not new.
+
+         The names?
+
+         Bester's DEMOLISHED MAN and TIGER, TIGER; Sterling and Shiner's
+"Mozart in Mirrorshades"; Bishop's "The Quickening."
+
+         Telepathy.  Teleportation.  Time travel.  Random relocation.  These
+are all blatant impossibilities, according to our current state of knowledge.
+ Therefore the works cited above cannot be of ITGO narratives.  Yet, once
+their seminal unlikelihoods are gotten beyond, we find that they possess many
+of the attractive features of ITGO, along with the novelty that comes from
+"what if."  To my mind, this type of story transcends both the straight ITGO
+and WI modes, offering the pleasures of both, and unique ones of its own.
+Its hallmark is a fusion of improbable novelty and straight-ahead
+sociotechnical extrapolation, to produce futures which, despite their
+underlying impossibility, are as utterly convincing -- and as wildly
+delirious -- as a simstim composed by Dali.
+
+DO COMPOSERS DREAM OF ELECTRIC SHEEP?
+
+         "I like Philip K. Dick's world."  -- Ryuichi Sakamoto, THE FACE,
+March 1987.
+
+CAN YOU SAY "YUPPIES," BOYS AND GIRLS?  SURE YOU CAN.
+
+         My neighborhood currently swarms with rug-rats, crumb-snatchers and
+curtain-pullers, all dressed more expensively than Adnan Khashoggi, being
+pushed in $200 carriages by adoring Double-Income Moms & Pops.  Out of
+defense, I've been forced to learn a new word: brapholatry, the worship of
+babies.  Use it yourself, and antagonize your own resident Yups.
+
+I KNEW THE BRIDE WHEN SHE USETA ROCK 'N' ROLL
+
+         (Inaugurating an irregular series of quotes from B.C. (Before
+Cyberpunk) which illuminate, foreshadow, or belie our Current Predicament.
+Entries solicited.)
+
+         "John Shirley grew up mostly in Oregon, where he was hated for being
+skinny and peculiar.  He worked on or edited a number of underground papers
+before realizing that 'all politics is self-centered, self-corrupting,
+hypocritical and bigoted.'  He writes: 'I have played the various roles of
+hippie, bum, student, criminal, egotist, fool, lecturer, euphemism, acidhead
+and writer.'  He hopes to write surrealist speculative fiction.  He is
+clearly well qualified by background and talent to do so."
+
+CLARION III, 1973, p. 45.
+
+REPORT FROM THE CONTINENT by Brian Aldiss
+
+         My wife and I did a drive through France last summer, calling in on
+Verne's amazing tomb at Amiens, and eventually arriving at Geneva, where the
+Villa Diodati stands, overlooking the lake, in a quiet suburb.  You turn a
+bend in the road -- and there it is, walls and heavy wrought-iron gates
+making it inaccessible to rubberneckers.  Of Byron there are plenty of local
+reminders -- the Continentals love a lord.  But the shades of the young
+Shelleys have left no trace.  Nor is there any monument to Frankenstein in
+the town he inhabited.  With a copy of the novel, we could follow the
+monster's footsteps, and arrived eventually on the Mer de Glace, which is an
+awesome sight.  How well-advised Mary was to set FRANKENSTEIN in Switzerland,
+that artificial state, rather than in the streets of London. 
+
+WRITERS REVISE THEIR LIVES!
+
+COLIN GREENLAND:
+
+         Recently I was coming home quite drunk, quite late one night, and I
+had to wait the best part of an hour at Liverpool Street railway station, the
+London terminus for my local line.  Extensive rebuilding work was in progress
+(still is).
+
+         There was a man in a big mechanical excavator dipping great grabs
+full of chunky masonry out of a hole in the ground, and tipping them one by
+one into a relay of small dumper trucks.  The truck driver would roll up in
+his truck, stop and dismount (some sort of safety regulation, obviously)
+while the excavator man -- neatly, almost daintily -- filled his little truck
+with the next load of concrete rubble.
+
+         The excavator man worked swiftly, with the unthinking precision that
+is the soul of grace.  Splintered slabs of board, entire girders he dropped
+into the hoppers of those trucks with no hesitation, and no error.  He barely
+split a brick.  Once, when he reckoned a truck was not quite in the right
+spot, he lowered the grab and nudged it back a foot, like a brontosaurus
+budging a rock with its nose.
+
+         For once I didn't mind the wait for a train.  I thought then that,
+if I weren't a writer, I should like to be that excavator man.  Who, if he
+read this, would cry: "You what?  Do me a favour!"  (For I was quite drunk.)
+
+         When I visited Amsterdam in 1973, I remember I had a fantasy of
+living a tall house overlooking a canal.  I would get up each morning at four
+o'clock, and go to work in a bakery, helping to produce crusty white loaves
+with soft and steamy insides, and rich, moist wholemeal.  Then I would go
+home to my little room and write for the rest of the day: small, quiet poems
+and slender novels of pellucid symbolism.  My needs would be few.  This
+proposition seems no less preposterous and improbable than the former.
+
+PHILIP JOSE FARMER
+
+         If I could start my life over again, at the age of eighteen, I would
+become a sheep farmer in the Falkland Islands.  So much for alternate
+futures.  Or pasts.
+
+BRUCE STERLING
+        
+         (Reprinted from SF EYE.)  If I gave up writing, I'd have more time
+to fool with my computers.  They're a constant temptation.
+
+RUDY RUCKER
+
+         If I didn't write, I'd like to teach computer languages I don't
+really know to weird alien Pacific Rim people who don't really know
+English... which is what I am in fact doing this year.
+
+DAVID D'AMASSA
+
+         Have to agree with you about the ideal alternate life.  I would love
+to work in one of the strange used record shops in Providence.  Imagine...
+getting paid to listen to music.  Wow.  On slow days I could bring a book and
+relax.  It sounds like a great job.
+
+PETER LAMBORN WILSON
+
+         My secret ambition is to run a coffee shop and hashish parlor,
+decorated in orientalismo style, in that future utopia where such things are
+no longer illegal.  Talk about doing good to the human race, I think this
+takes the cake.
+        
+*****************
+
+Nasal Gel is safe and simple to use.  Just a tiny dab of gel applied to the
+inside of the nose delivers Vitamin B-12 directly into your system
+
+***************
+
+BISHOP'S MOVE by Michael Bishop
+
+         No piece of contemporary American writing since PORTNOY'S COMPLAINT
+has stimulated me as much as Rudy Rucker's "Access to Tools" in the most
+recent Astral Avenue.  Some observations:
+
+1.  Ws no one else struck by the fact that the author of SOFTWARE has accused
+Eisenhower's title AT EASE of flaccidity?  Weird.
+
+2.  Rudy would probably enjoy the word "smegma" even more than he does the
+word "sebum."  (It's in Pynchon, too.)
+
+3.  "Net blowage"?  Here in Georgia, we have far greater interest in "gross
+blowage," which, along with chicken stealing and buggery, is one of our more
+popular prosecutable acts.  But, then, the rest of the nation has always had
+a tendency to sneer at our backwardness.
+
+4.  As much as Rudy will enjoy the word "smegma", just that much will he
+appreciate Vonnegut's BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS.  It's a lousy novel, but one of
+its endearing features is that Vonnegut tells us us the length of every male
+character's penis upon first introducing him, a kindness that keeps us from
+having to infer this statistic on the basis of dialogue, indirect
+characterization, and/or ambiguous plot cues.  (Later, Vonnegut wrote a novel
+called "Deadeye Dick."  I was afraid to read it.)
+
+5.  Even so, I believe that all writers should adopt the BREAKFAST OF
+CHAMPIONS expository procedure, with the proviso that they modify it by
+placing all penile measurements (at ease in one column, tumescent in a
+second) in an appendix.  One hazard is that longer novels will often have
+longer appendices, a perfectly natural development that may encourage envy
+among the succinct and/or those who favor female characters.  (But maybe it's
+time that some OTHER appendage inspired envy anyway.)
+
+6.  A personal confession: I have always envied the appendices of Samuel R.
+Delany.  Some will accuse me of racist stereotyping, but it's still a fact
+that some of Delany's novels -- at least three of them -- have TWO
+appendices.  See Appendix B, p. 371, of FLIGHT FROM NEVERYON (Bantam 1985)
+for an example of the way Chip turns Vonnegut's method upside down by SHOWING
+rather than TELLING.
+
+7.  Rudy's curiosity about the size of Ike's male member has certain, uh,
+ramifications for American presidential politics -- i.e., in the future,
+"full disclosure" need not apply only to a candidate's financial condition.
+(Female candidates, by the way, have ALWAYS been more up front about their
+all-important physical attributes than men, especially when the office they
+are running for is Miss America.)
+
+8.  Meanwhile, remember Big Ike's immortal words on this very topic:  "Things
+are more like they are today than they have ever been before."
+
+9.  Good clean frivolity is always hard to come by, but inanity of the
+caliber of 'Access to Tools' is rarer yet.  Even if he is the author of a
+book called SOFTWARE, I hope Rudy can keep it up.
+
+LIFE'S A BEACH
+
+(photo)
+
+Gregory Benford, Marc Laidlaw and Richard Kadrey (l-r), photographed at
+Freestyle Con I, held last weekend on the North Shore of Oahu.  Rather than
+wear badges, which would have disintegrated in the surf, shirtless attendees
+painted their names across their chests in zinc sunscreen.  Panel discussions
+included "How To Avoid Literay Wipeout" and "Waiting For the Perfect New
+Wave."  Hang ten to the tenth!
+
+ALL LETTERS SQUEEZED OUT OF THIS ISSUE WILL
+REAPPEAR!
+
+********************
+ASTRAL AVENUE Paul Di Filippo 2 Poplar Street Providence RI 02906
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+ASTRAL AVENUE
+*****************
+July 1987 No. 9
+
+PUBLISHER'S NOTE
+
+         We're in a quandary.  We know a surefire way to make a heap of cash,
+but are lacking a certain element of success.
+
+         What we're talking about is writing the screenplay for the
+inevitable movie of the Iran-Contra affair.  Now, right now, before some
+Hollywood hack beats us to the punch.
+
+         First, we need a title.  Can't sell a movie without a socko title.
+And we bogged down at CITIZEN SECORD.
+
+         Second, we have to have some Superstars lined up to convince the
+studio of the commercial potential of this dog.  One again, our imagination
+supplies Jonathan Winters as Ed Meese, but rolls over and plays dead from
+then on.
+
+         Can't you help us with your suggestions?
+
+         C'mon!  We've even bought our tux for Oscar Nite.
+
+DEPARTMENT OF AMPLIFICATIONS
+
+         Some of you probably wondered who I was referring to in the last
+issue when I said: "Gibson's or Watkins' worlds."  In my haste, I confused
+two names:  Walter Jon Williams and William Jon Watkins.  Obviously, Williams
+was intended.  That's "Williams" as in surname.  Don't know how I could have
+mixed up two such dissimilar names anyway.  Please forgive me for confusing
+two such stellar luminaries of our pocket universe.
+
+         This is not the only time I've done such a thing.  When I was about
+eight or nine, I kept getting "retinal" and "rectal" mixed up in my mind.
+(Luckily, I never had occasion to use the words in conversation.)  Oh, I knew
+the two different meanings -- I just couldn't remember which word meant
+which.
+        
+         Now, this was about the time when I discovered SF.  In this period,
+"retinal scanners" were a big buzzword.  (Ah, whatever happened to good ol'
+"retinal scanners?"  They were the cyberdecks of their day once....)  You can
+imagine the vivid mental image conjured up by this phrase in my dyslexic
+mind.  I always wondered why authors never mentioned the characters dropping
+trousers before getting their security check....
+
+         It seems I might have assembled the last issue, number 8, a little
+too promiscuously, since I have received empty mailing wrappers back from the
+PO.  If anyone hasn't received their copy yet -- and more importantly, even
+wants it -- please let me know.
+
+MACHIAVELLIAN LESBIANS OF OZ
+
+         Seems to me I recently read that THE WIZARD OF OZ has been placed by
+some backwoods school committee on a list of proscribed books, as being
+detrimental to children.
+
+         All I can say is:  "It's about time."
+
+         I'm sure you want to know my reasons.
+
+         First off, I was thumbing through the NEW YORK TIMES BOOK REVIEW one
+Sunday when they were running one of their special Author Symposiums.  The
+question this time was something like, "What book had the biggest effect on
+you and your career."
+
+         Guess what Judith Krantz's answer was?
+
+         Yup.  THE WIZARD OF OZ.  She claimes it started her on her career
+when she was just a liddle tyke.
+
+         Now, if banning THE WIZ will lead to the future prevention of just a
+single Judith Krantz, I, for one, am willing to chuck the whole First
+Amendment, and throw in the entire ACLU.
+
+         But this is not my primary reason for wanting to get THE WIZARD OF
+OZ off the shelves of our schools, and onto the Vatican Index.  I'm afraid
+that Judith Krantzes will always spontaneously generate, even without this
+book.  No, what I'm really concerned about is the effect of Baum's book on
+the whole moral fabric of our society.
+
+         When was THE WIZARD OF OZ published?  1900.  When did our
+civilization start to go to hell on a poetry-cart?  1900.  I don't think the
+connection can be made much clearer than that.
+        
+         What exactly is it, you ask, about THE WIZ that makes it have such a
+pernicious effect on the moral character of our citizens?  To answer that
+question, we have to consider not just the initial book, but the whole
+successful, still-in-print series by Baum.  (And DEL REY BOOKS has a lot to
+answer for, keeping this morally bankrupt mind-rot alive under the guise of
+publishing only "gee-whiz," uplifting stuff.)
+
+         First off, Oz is elitist.  It's described as an earthly paradise
+where no one has to work, to which only the select few are granted admission.
+ Here we have a denial of the proletariat, the source of all fat-cat wealth,
+one of the dominant motifs of our century.  Oz equals Palm Beach.
+
+         Second, the place is a monarchy.  A sham monarchy to be sure, as
+we'll see in a minute, but still ostensibly a government ruled by one person,
+the "benificent" Ozma, and her cabinet.  What kind of faith does than breed
+in the precious flower of democracy?   If paradise is a monarchy, why bother
+to vote for old Senator Blowhard in the next election?
+
+         Try graphing the decline in voter participation against the copies
+of OZ books sold.  You'll get a big surprise.  (I sure did.)
+
+         Thirdly, the place is constantly at war!  What better paradigm for
+our strife-torn century than OZ?  "Nomes" to the left of us, "Hammerheads" to
+the right, can't let down your guard for a minute, pump up that
+military-industrial complex, boys, no sacrifice is too great.
+
+         Let's turn now to the question of what kind of people inhabit the
+upper echelons of Oz, and serve as examples of behavior to our
+impressionistic youth.
+
+         First, there's Ozma, a sex-change deviate.  Spent most of her life
+as a boy, before being turned into a perpetually young girl.  (This place is
+a paradise all right -- for pedophiles!  It's swarming with Lolitas.)  She is
+said to be kind and generous, but is really subject to imperial whims and
+fits of pique.  Countered a Nome invasion by wiping out the memories of the
+invaders.  (Shades of 1984, a prefiguration of the mind-control that is
+another thread in the rotten tapestry of our century.)
+
+         I don't propose to dissect the vanity and capriciousness of the
+lesser residents of Oz; I think these qualities stand out plainly enough.
+What I would like to comment on is the insidious puppet-master behind the
+whole charade.
+
+         Glinda the "Good."
+
+         Glinda lives in a palace attended by hundreds of nubile girls
+drafted from all the willing (or unwilling?) maidens of Oz.  She is
+constantly to be seen fondling and kissing these girls, as are Dorothy and
+Ozma, whenever they visit.  (Thank God Baum had the decency to draw the
+curtains on what these wild petting sessions led to!)  It is frequently
+stated that Glinda is Ozma's servant.  Yet events belie this.  Glinda is
+constantly saving Ozma's tail from one dire predicament or another.  She
+issues orders, draws up strategies, supplies direction.  Glinda, behind her
+mask of servility and obedience, actually runs the whole show.  Ozma is her
+mouthpiece, her figurehead, just as Ronal Reagan is Nancy's.
+
+         What appalling cynicism, what corruption!  A monarchy would be bad
+enough, but this transcends such models, and sinks into Byzantine or
+Florentine duplicity.
+
+         And how could the relative positions of Ozma and Glinda be
+otherwise, considering Glinda's superior knowledge, as embodied in her Book
+of Records?  Here we can clearly see the outlines of the most important
+feature of our age, the power conferred by information.
+
+         Glinda's book, you'll recall, is like Borges' Book of Sand, the
+script continually changing, recording everything that happens in Oz and the
+world.  Everything.  What people ate, what they did one millisecond after
+they did it, where they are, where they're going.  Try to imagine the amount
+of writing in this book.  Talk about the information explosion!  Yet Glinda
+is abole to read and absord everything in it, able to find jut the tidbit of
+knowledge she needs to complete here Machiavellian schemes.  What a metaphor
+for the all-knowing state, which governs its citizens absolutely through
+complete awareness of their every move.
+
+         In conjunction with Ozma's all-seeing magic picture (closed-circuit
+TV surveillance?), Glinda's book insures that the domination of Oz's
+inhabitants is complete.  "A boot stepping on a human face for all
+eternity...."
+
+         And they call this kid's
+stuff....
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+READER: Do not throw this paper away.  Read it carefully and thoughtfully.
+Though you may not be aware of it, YOUR SOUL is in great danger.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+
+MANY LETTERS, NO REPLIES
+
+Dear Mr. di Philipo (sir):
+        
+         Thanx for running my pub-shot in your great mag!  Do you run FICTION?
+ My first story "Barking Chrome," was almost accepted by NEW PATHWAYS!  And
+I'll be in MIRRORSHADES IV:  BEYOND THUNDERDOME!
+
+                   Viva the Revolution,                    FLUFFY the
+CYBERPUP                    Kenosha, Wis.
+
+From JAMES BLAYLOCK:  The last issue (number 7) had some great stuff in it.
+
+From MICHAEL COBLEY:  While your ITGO article was fascinating, it didn't go
+deep enough, I thought.  You talked a lot about whether or not the cyberpunk
+of Gibson is today-writ-large, and hovered around the "Is it or is it not SF
+prediction?" question without actually asking it.  The SF-as-prediction
+schtick has been done to death in any number of brain-rot newspapers, yet it
+is the paradigm that still weighs down the genre with a stifling accumulation
+of archaic media templates.  Far more valuable (and liberating) is the idea
+of SF-as-theory, which in my view is what Gibson and Sterling et al have been
+doing all along.
+
+From GREGORY BENFORD:  Talk in AA about whether smalltime magazines are
+useful to the field:  sure, BUT... not very often.  It's certainly true that
+some fiction that's experimental gets into them, and some of the experiments
+work, but my impression of most cases is that they cling to the conventional
+middle much of the time -- or maybe their contributors do.
+
+From WILUM PUGMIRE:  For a professional writer and editor to say that non-pro
+publications shouldn't publish fiction by amateurs is absurd.  I write
+entirely for small press horror zines, it is my choice to do so.  I am not
+impress'd with professional horror magazines, and I'm not interested in
+appearing therein.  I wouldn't care if all professional publishers vanish'd,
+leaving only amateurs.  Of cours, I've no interest in turning writing into a
+profession, so my outlook is weird.
+
+         Rudy Rucker... must not venture too often into ye 12" single section
+of record shops, else he would know that disco did not "fade," but is the
+current trend in pop music.
+
+From BRUCE STERLING:  Re: your recent AA thing on ITGO.  Wise up, man.  The
+reason a "stifling of individual perception" is "crystallizing like amber"
+around Gibson is because a lot of lazy-ass writers are deliberately ripping
+him off.  It's a matter of commerce, not imagination -- it's more convenient
+for them to rip Gibson than think.  It has nothing to do with your ridiculous
+notion that there's only one probable future.  Nor are there "only so many
+sources," a laughably smug assertion that only shows you are sleepwalking
+through as blinding buzzing confusion of potential extrapolative input.
+        
+         Your entire ITGO piece is a transparent attempt to ideologically
+justify your own science-fantasies, like "Skintwister," which would have us
+believe that Filipino (Di Filipino?) psychic surgery is, like, for real, man.
+The premise of "Skintwister" is harebrained, but it kicks ass, so it's okay
+-- nobody's watching, relax.  I don't much believe in Gibsonian AI voodoo
+gods, either.
+
+         Your real problem is that you waste time studying hokey SF genre
+structure instead of the actual living breathing structure of the
+contemporary world.  Start doing this, seriously this time, and a lot of
+these acronymic "story types" and "subgenres" will shrink to their true level
+of writerly importance, which is miniscule.
+
+From IGOR TOLOCONNICOV:  Boris Zavgorodny showed me AA of yours.  A curious
+work, to say the least.  The thing which I sadly lack on outside but greatly
+appreciate is much satirical bend of mind.  Sterling expired in a new family
+transition, and there is a gap in modern contemporary chit-chat zines for me.
+ Try not to waver under pressure.
+
+From MARC LAIDLAW:  Rudy Rucker points out the great title of Ike's
+autobiography, but I don't suppose anyone tops Reagan's title:  WHERE IS THE
+REST OF ME?  One pictures a lobotomized schizophrenic wandering down the
+dimlit corridors of power, searching for his evil twin.
+
+From ANDREW MC QUIDDY:  (AA offers) frank, innovative, and often insightful
+essays that are a joy to read, and are both intellectually and ideologically
+stimulating.  The recent montage column by Rudy was particularly fun to
+wander through as it meandered about its myriad anecdotes.
+
+From MISHA CHOCHOLAK:  I really loved the TV panel thing.  Sorry I made that
+wisecrack and Terry Carr passed away.
+
+From RUDY RUCKER:  I like Lew's letter (on value of small mags).  The astral
+convention sounds like a great idea.
+
+From DAVID D'AMMASSA:  Brett Rutherford made some interesting points about
+allusion, but he reall stepped into a pail of mud by saying "...roick and
+song lyrics, by their very nature and because of the limited IQ's of most
+performers, are generally inept and regressive if not Neanderthal in
+content."
+
+         Granted, it is perfectly reasonable that for the sake of research,
+Brett has listened to every song ever performed and tested the IQ's of every
+rock performer currently in practice, thereby settling in his mind that every
+song's lyrics are inept, but forgive me if I doubt it.
+        
+From LUKE MC GUFF:  I got a chuckle out of Brett Rutherford's arguments
+against pop music in stories.  Hah!  Forget it and calm down, dude, is what I
+say....  Somebody who can't appreciate the vulgate poetry of something like
+Hank Williams' "Honky Tonk Blues" or Johnny Cash's "Sunday Morning" or Jimmy
+Cotton's "Cotton Crop Blues" or the Neville Brothers or Marvin Gaye or David
+Byrne... they're lacking a certain element of soul.
+
+         In one case, the rock'n'roll/SF allusion has worked the other way.
+The Jefferson Airplane quoted Jack Williamson in a song whose title I forget.
+ The lines are, "In loyalty to their kind, they cannot tolerate our rise.  In
+loyalty to our kind, we cannot tolerate their obstruction."  Did he get any
+royalties from that
+quotation?
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+FOOTNOTES OF GOR by Michael Cobley
+
+1)  BLOOD-SPATTERED BEER MUGS OF GOR
+2)  LONG ARM OF THE GOR
+3)  GOR AND ORDER
+4)  SIC TRANSIT GORIA MUNDI
+5)  THERE BUT FOR THE GRACE OF GOR, GO I!
+        
++++++++++++++
+RULES FOR SUCCESS
+  BY MEN AND WOMEN WHO HAVE SUCCEEDED -- SAVE ONE DOLLAR OUT OF EVERY FIVE --
+GIVE THE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT -- DON'T BE ASHAMED OF HONEST TOIL -- ECONOMY
+NECESSARY TO SUCCESS -- HARD WORK THE CARDINAL REQUISITE -- GET A LITTLE
+BUSINESS AND STICK TO IT
+
+Astral Avenue 9  Paul Di Filippo 2 Poplar Street Providence RI 02906
+
+
+
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+<TITLE>T E X T F I L E S</TITLE>
+<BODY BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#00FF00" LINK="#00FF00" ALINK="#00AA00" VLINK="#00AA00">
+<H1>
+Anarchistic Tendencies (1988-1989)
+The ATHENE Amateur Creative Writing Magazine (1989-1990)
+Activist Times, Inc. (1988-1993)
+Atmospherics (1994-1997)
+Breathe E-zine (1996-1997)
+Cult of the Dead Cat (1994-1995)
+Fat Nipples E-Zine (1994)
+Informatik: The Journal of Priv. Information (1991-1992)
+Phreaking Hacking and Terrorism Enterprises (1992-1993)
+PIRATE Magazine (1989-1990)
+Private Line: A Journal Of Inquiry into the Phone System (1994)
+Rebel Anarchistic Tendencies (1990-1993)
+The Winner ANSI Team (1994)
+Whatever Ramblings by Alex Swain (1992-1995)
+</H1>
+<P>
+<TABLE WIDTH=100%>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#00FF00><FONT COLOR=#000000><B>Filename</B></FONT>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#00DD00><FONT COLOR=#000000><B>Size</B></FONT>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#00AA00><FONT COLOR=#000000><B>Description of the Textfile</B></TR>
+<tab indent=60 id=T><br>
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD VALIGN=TOP><B><A HREF="AT/TRASH">TRASH</A></B><TAB TO=T><TD WIDTH=20></TD><TD><B></B></TD></TR>
+<TR><TD>&nbsp;</TD></TR>
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="AT/at1.txt">at1.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5589<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #1 (January 8, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="AT/at10.txt">at10.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 67179<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #10 (February, 1989)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="AT/at11.txt">at11.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 53538<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #11 (January 5, 1989)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="AT/at12.txt">at12.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 81803<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #12 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="AT/at13.txt">at13.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 73436<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #13 (December, 1989)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="AT/at14.txt">at14.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 77579<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #14 (July 31, 1990)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="AT/at15.txt">at15.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 49148<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #15 (July, 1991)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="AT/at2.txt">at2.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5679<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #2 (February 1, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="AT/at3.txt">at3.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5823<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #3 (February 29, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="AT/at4.txt">at4.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 18944<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #4 (May, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="AT/at5.txt">at5.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 17239<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #5 (October, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="AT/at6.txt">at6.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 23080<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #6 (November 24, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="AT/at7.txt">at7.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 43631<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #7 (December, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="AT/at8.txt">at8.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 44570<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #8 (December, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="AT/at9.txt">at9.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 51037<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #9 (January, 1989)
+</TABLE><P><TABLE WIDTH=100%><TR><TD ALIGN=RIGHT><SMALL>There are 15 files for a total of 618,275 bytes.</SMALL><TR><TD ALIGN=RIGHT><SMALL>There is 1 directory.</SMALL></TABLE>
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+<HTML>
+<TITLE>T E X T F I L E S</TITLE>
+<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#000000" ALINK="#004400" VLINK="#004400">
+<H1>
+Anarchistic Tendencies (1988-1989)
+The ATHENE Amateur Creative Writing Magazine (1989-1990)
+Activist Times, Inc. (1988-1993)
+Atmospherics (1994-1997)
+Breathe E-zine (1996-1997)
+Cult of the Dead Cat (1994-1995)
+Fat Nipples E-Zine (1994)
+Informatik: The Journal of Priv. Information (1991-1992)
+Phreaking Hacking and Terrorism Enterprises (1992-1993)
+PIRATE Magazine (1989-1990)
+Private Line: A Journal Of Inquiry into the Phone System (1994)
+Rebel Anarchistic Tendencies (1990-1993)
+The Winner ANSI Team (1994)
+Whatever Ramblings by Alex Swain (1992-1995)
+</H1>
+<P>
+<TABLE WIDTH=100%>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#000000><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Filename</B></FONT>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#002200><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Size</B></FONT>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#004400><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Description of the Textfile</B></TR>
+<tab indent=60 id=T><br>
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD VALIGN=TOP><B><A HREF="http://textfiles.com/magazines/AT/TRASH/.windex.html">TRASH</A></B><TAB TO=T><TD WIDTH=20></TD><TD><B></B></TD></TR>
+<TR><TD>&nbsp;</TD></TR>
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="at1.txt">at1.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5589<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #1 (January 8, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="at10.txt">at10.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 67179<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #10 (February, 1989)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="at11.txt">at11.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 53538<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #11 (January 5, 1989)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="at12.txt">at12.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 81803<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #12 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="at13.txt">at13.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 73436<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #13 (December, 1989)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="at14.txt">at14.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 77579<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #14 (July 31, 1990)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="at15.txt">at15.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 49148<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #15 (July, 1991)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="at2.txt">at2.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5679<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #2 (February 1, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="at3.txt">at3.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5823<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #3 (February 29, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="at4.txt">at4.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 18944<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #4 (May, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="at5.txt">at5.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 17239<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #5 (October, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="at6.txt">at6.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 23080<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #6 (November 24, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="at7.txt">at7.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 43631<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #7 (December, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="at8.txt">at8.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 44570<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #8 (December, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="at9.txt">at9.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 51037<BR><TD> Anarchist Tendencies Issue #9 (January, 1989)
+</TABLE><P><TABLE WIDTH=100%><TR><TD ALIGN=RIGHT><SMALL>There are 15 files for a total of 618,275 bytes.</SMALL><TR><TD ALIGN=RIGHT><SMALL>There is 1 directory.</SMALL></TABLE>
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+<html>
+ <head>
+  <title>Index of /magazines/AT/TRASH</title>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+<h1>Index of /magazines/AT/TRASH</h1>
+<ul><li><a href="../AT.1"> Parent Directory</a></li>
+</ul>
+</body></html>
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+(><)(><)(><)(><)(><)(><)(><)(><)(><)(><)
+(>                                    <)
+(>  Evil Angels Presents:             <)
+(>                                    <)
+(>    A N A R C H I S T               <)
+(>             T E N D A C I E S      <)
+(>                                    <)
+(> Written by:                        <)
+(>                                    <)
+(>       /\/\                         <)
+(>       \/\/ T H E                   <)
+(>             M A S K E D            <)
+(>              A V E N G E R         <)
+(>                                    <)
+(>                                    <)
+(><)(><)(><)(><)(><)(><)(><)(><)(><)(><)
+
+---------------------------------------
+|                                     |
+|  Call these k00l boards             |
+|                                     |
+|      PACIFIC ISLAND-                |
+|        ALWAYS OPEN..03-890-2174     |
+|         300 BAUD (MULTI? HA!)       |
+|                                     |
+|     ZEN BOARD-                      |
+|       4 LINES..03-899-6180          |
+|         BEST CHAT SYSTEM            |
+|           1200 AT THE MOMENT        |
+|             300 TRY P.I. PHONE #    |
+|                                     |
+|      MEGAWORKS-                     |
+|        ALWAYS OPEN..03-725-5831     |
+|                                     |
+|  Nerds call these boards:           |
+|                                     |
+|      TELEGRAPH ROAD-                |
+|        NEVER ENGAGED..03-743-6173   |
+|         300 BAUD                    |
+|                                     |
+|      GAYLINE-                       |
+|        21:00-08:00                  |
+|         NEVER CALL IT!              |
+|                                     |
+---------------------------------------
+
+  This file is the first Evil Angels production written on January 8 1988 by 
+The Masked Avenger (#152) on Pacific Island.
+
+  This file is dedicated to all 40 collumn loozers
+
+  Read this file and laugh..Try some stunts out, it's your life, not mine..
+
+---------------------------------------
+
+THE PHONE:
+
+   Ahh, the wonderful phone, don't you love to give crankies?? Sure you do.
+
+  We all know a certain wanker by the name of Sludgy...Haw haw, God it was
+funny. Just call up your victim and pretend you can't hear..Keep shouting 
+"I FUCKING CAN'T HEAR YOU," Hang up and call back about 4 or 5 am.
+
+  Call up shit like Dial a Dinos (sorry f.f) and ask em for 3 pizzas with the
+lot, 5 garlic breads and one bottle of Coke (sorry, we only have Pepsi..BLEAH!)
+
+Give them the adress of a Jew (make sure the pizza has got ham!!) and go to his
+place..
+
+Once the dino's car stops go out and let down it's tyres..
+
+What a scream!
+
+I do realise that a certain woman is gonna bash me for this (but what the hell
+it's worth it!!)
+
+Call up AT&T (0014881011) and just chat up the operator..they are so stupid
+they don't hang up on you!
+
+Yanks are stupid..
+
+How about Nips...
+
+Naa...better save that for part //
+
+---------------------------------------
+
+TROLLIES:
+
+  As a former trolly boy, myself, I can say that trollies are the greatest
+car-park menace you can find. Collect about 12 trollies and just leave them
+tied up in the middle of the main road. take the wheels off the first three
+trollies so no one can push em away.
+
+  Another grouse thing is to 'accidently' bump into cars, but my favorite is to
+park 16 trollies in front of a car which is illegally parked, and then piss off
+for half an hour.
+
+----------------------------------------
+
+DRIVING FUN:
+
+  A simple trick. Drive at about 85-90km on a freeway until some speed freak
+zooms past you. Floor the car until you catch up with him and over-take him
+
+Now slow down..if he swaps lanes, speed up and change lanes according to his
+choice. This is legal, as long as you don't exceed the speed limit (but who
+does that anyway?!?)
+
+----------------------------------------
+BY THE WAY..I AM TRYING TO GET INTO PACIFIC ISLAND..WHEN I FIND OUT WHO GETS ON
+AT 6:30 IN THE MORNING, THEY WILL DIE
+----------------------------------------
+
+MAKING LIFE HELL FOR ANOTHER:
+
+  So you know this sweet young virgin with a georgous ass and perfect tits, and
+she said NO. Revenge son, Revenge!
+Write a letter to her father stating that she is mixing with the wrong people.
+She is taking drugs and going to sex parties. Then get some guy over with tat's
+studs and chains. Get him to knock on the door and say, "Is Sally ready for the
+orgy we planned?"
+
+----------------------------------------
+
+Most of this shit you probably heard before, so don't fucking blame me.
+Write a file of your own or join evil angels
+
+Anarchist Tendacies
+(C) JAN 8 1988
+All rights worth shit
+
+**************************************
+* NO PART OF THIS FILE MAY BE        *
+* PUBLISHED IN MASS MEDIA WITH OUT   *
+* THE AUTHOR'S WRITTEN PERMISSION    *
+*                                    *
+*      - That's a god-dammed warning *
+*                                    *
+**************************************
+
+This is the first of many Australian computer underworld productions
+
+Thanx to:
+Fearless Fred, Raster Blaster, Captain Choes, Thelonius Monk, & The Neon Knight
+(Neon for eva..the k00lest U.S. d00ds I know)
+
+Apologies to:
+Fire Fox..sorry kid.. Dino's will never be the same..
+
+Goodnight and good-bye... 
+
+Remember:
+
+:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
+       YOURMOTHERSUCKSCOCKSINHELL
+::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
+
+ANTI BLACK
+ANTI JEW
+ANTI BOGAN
+ANTI YOU
+
+_______________________________________
+<C> JAN 8 1988. All rights worth shit
+---------------------------------------
+
+
+
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+
+     {Knock knock.}
+
+     Fearless Fred sighed, turned down the striptease music on his
+     stereo, put down his omnipresent can of Fosters, logged someone off
+     his bulletin board, walked over to open the front door slapping
+     Dianne Nichols in the face on the way.
+
+     "Oh, ####### #####", said Fred, not hiding his surprise, "It's
+     you. I didn't recognise you with your clothes on. Nice trenchcoat
+     you're wearing."
+
+     A sly expression sidled it's way onto ####### #####'s face.
+     "Say, do you... do you want to see what's under it?"
+
+     "Err, yeah, I suppose... ", began Fearless Fred hesitantly.
+
+     ####### (What the hell, let's just call him Captain Chaos, since
+     that's who it is...) Captain Chaos didn't wait a second before
+     whipping the trenchcoat open and thrusting his pelvis forward
+     slightly.
+
+     Fred went bug-eyed. "My god, look how stiff it is! And it's all
+     blue!"
+
+     "Take a good, close look", commanded Captain Chaos.  Fred leaned
+     forward and ran his eyes over every inch of it before it began to
+     dawn on him what was going on, and he straightened up.
+
+     "Why... ", he said, "you've got... you've got..."
+
+     "Yes", said Captain Chaos triumphantly, "I've got a policeman's
+     uniform on, and yes it's mine. I've joined the force, and I'm now
+     placing you, Mr Fearless Fred, under arrest to await trial in the
+     Federal Court of Perversion, Alcoholism, and Smuttiness!"
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+                        ########
+                        ########
+                        ##  
+                        #####
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+                        ########   ## ##    ##  ##
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+                           _   _   _  _   _      ___
+                          |_| |_| |_ |_  |_ |\ |  |
+                          |   | \ |_  _| |_ | \|  |
+
+         #############################################################
+         ###########    A  N  A  R  C  H  I  S  T  I  C    ########### 
+         ############################################################# 
+                     ##########                 ##########
+                       ##########             ########## 
+                         ##########         ########## 
+                           ##########     ########## 
+                             ########## ########## 
+                               ################# 
+                                 ############# 
+                               #################
+                             ########## ########## 
+                           ##########     ########## 
+                         ##########         ########## 
+                       ##########             ########## 
+                     ##########                 ########## 
+         ############################################################ 
+         ############     T  E  N  D  E  N  C  I  E  S    ########### 
+         ############################################################ 
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+          -=* THE DEFENSE-CASE OF A DIPSOMANIAC. *=-
+
+                Mostly written by
+
+                          ::: FORD PREFECT :::
+
+                          (Guide researcher gone temporary
+                           court reporter.)
+
+                Edited and released by
+
+                             /
+                            /__  LIGHTNING BOLT
+                              /
+                             /
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                             +---------------+
+                              W A R N I N G !
+                             +---------------+
+
+          This Anarchistic Tendencies file contains some language and
+          descriptions which may offend some readers. Offending people
+          is not our intention, so if you think you are one of these
+          readers stop reading now! [This means Julie Alderman! -Ed]
+
+          This file contains no artificial flavors. Artificial colours
+          (110, 122), Preservative (211). Alcohol content 37.5 alc/vol.
+
+          Propellant: CHLOROFLUROCARBON. (Yep, a naughty CFC!)
+
+          Nutritional Information.
+          Each 50g Printout contains:
+
+          49.20 g Fiber                         200% Average Daily Req.
+           0.65 g Glue and Other Yucky Stuff    500%   "      "     "
+           0.10 g Ink                           900%   "      "     "
+           0.05 g Bullshit                      100%   "      "     "
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                           +------------------+
+                            Ring these Boards!
+                           +------------------+
+
+     Zen (Maybe)         899-6180   All Speeds         5 Lines All Day
+
+     The Twilite Zone.   562-0686   300/300 1200/1200  24 hrs a day!
+                                    Soon 2400 (Not 12/75)
+
+     Doodz Domain.       646-5861   All Speeds         23 hrs a day!
+                         646-3171
+
+     Further Regions.    725-1923   All Speeds         23 hrs a day!
+
+     The Crossover.      367-5816   All Speeds         23 hrs a day!
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                   +---------------------------------+
+                    The Defense-Case of a Dipsomaniac
+                   +---------------------------------+
+                            By Ford Prefect
+ 
+     Judge, jury, and PI's executioner Craig Bowen fiddled with his
+     gavel, feeling rather amused. With Taxi Cab being the prosecutor in
+     the first case of the day, he ought to get a good laugh. Even now he
+     (TC) was trying to get someone's (anyone's) attention and start
+     Fred's trial.
+
+     "You, Mr Fearless Fred of the Twilite Zone BBS stand before
+     this court on the charge of conduct unbecoming of a SysOp", began
+     Taxi, even though this was what Craig was supposed to state. He
+     continued; "How do you plead?"
+
+     "Not guilty!", exploded Fred as he jumped up dramatically to get
+     a good look at the courtroom layout, and see if there was any way he
+     could slip Craig a twenty.
+
+     "Oh dear, that's plan A up the spout", muttered Taxi.
+
+     "OK then Taxi, present your evidence", said Craig in a bored
+     tone as he groped under his chair for a crossword.
+
+     Taxi Cab brought out a video cassette labeled Article `A'.
+     "This is a recording of the events that went on at the recent
+     house-warming party for the Masked Avenger's new house. I present
+     this as my evidence."
+
+     Taxi Dork pushed the cartridge into a nearby VCR player, ejected
+     it, removed the cover, inserted it, ejected it, turned it over,
+     inserted it, and pressed the play button.
+
+     The TV sitting by the player instantly came to life, showing
+     Fearless Fred braving a wild storm and making his way up to Masky's
+     porch...
+
+              --------------------------------------------
+
+     Fred rapped on the door and waited, shivering. In a moment he
+     heard the sound of the door being unlocked, and as it opened he was
+     hit by the sound of loud music, glasses clinking, and a hubbub of the
+     latest Taxi Cab jokes.
+
+     "Glad you could make it, Fred", said Thelonius Monk, who had
+     answered the door.
+
+     "Have you ever known me to miss a party?", joked Fred, "Say,
+     where's Masky, by the way? Shouldn't HE be greeting his guests?"
+
+     "Oh, he's inside... somewhere", said Monk, glancing over his
+     shoulder, "anyway, come in, it looks terrible out there."
+
+     "Ah, that's better", said Fred after he had gone inside and
+     removed his coat, "there's more wind out there than what comes out of
+     Masky's ass! Well, almost..."
+
+     ECH!? appeared from behind a couch, clutching an empty bottle of
+     vodka, and muttered in Monk's direction "I thunk I had ar luttle tooo
+     mush tooo drunk... " and collapsed. As Monk disappeared behind the
+     couch to offer assistance, Fred stepped into the room and looked
+     around... Vagabond was alone in the corner drinking his NON-Alcoholic
+     cider, guarding someone else's bottle of Midori. As Fred was surveying
+     the room he was staggered into by The Lensman who had been indulging
+     in one of Masky's home brewed beverages.
+
+     "Hiya, Fred!"
+
+     "Oh, hi Lenny", said Fred.
+
+     "Great party, eh?"
+
+     "Yeah. Do you think I could get a drink."
+
+     "Sure, what are you having?"
+
+     "Ohhhhhhhh, a bottle Southern Comfort for a start."
+
+     "You know, you ought to try some of Masky's home-brew whiskey.
+     Really powerful toddy that stuff! It's what Masky has whenever he
+     goes on one of his frequent benders, so he calls it Bender Toddy."
+
+     "Sounds great, I'll catch you later OK?" Fred walked off
+     searching for the alcohol.
+
+     Fred crossed the room, being greeted by several others, and
+     finally found the bar. The racks and shelves along the back contained
+     all manner of bottles, casks, and flagons, giving the impression of
+     some sort of laboratory or wizard's workshop.
+
+     On the bar itself were many different bowls of sweets, which
+     Fred perused for a moment. He finally decided he might take a couple
+     of redskins and try the Bender Toddy Lensman told him about.
+
+     Then he saw Syn pouting at him from behind the counter. She winked at
+     him, and with her sexy smile, gazed longingly at him with smoldering
+     eyes. She moistened her lips and sat down on the edge of the bar.
+     With feline grace she stretched out towards him, showing the tan on
+     her beautifully rounded shoulders and revealing her gorgeous pair
+     of.............shorts.
+
+     Fred's erection was almost crippling him, so he sat down heavily
+     on the nearest bar stool.
+
+     "What's your fancy?", Syn asked sweetly.
+
+     Fred raised an eyebrow, then realised she was trying to serve
+     him a drink. He opened his mouth, but Syn had left him stunned and
+     tongue-tied, and his order of four redskins and some Bender Toddy
+     didn't quite come out the right way.
+
+     "Err, I'll have red foreskins and a taste of your tender body
+     thanks. No, that's not what I mean, I want.. ah..."
+
+     Fred glanced around hurriedly and spotted a tiny bottle of the
+     specially brewed rum Syn made in her own bath tub.
+
+     "I'd love a slurp of your specially rude bum please Syn...  No,
+     Syn!..."
+
+     Ten seconds later, Fred was in the men's toilet leaning over a
+     gurgling sink whilst painfully holding a wet facewasher to his
+     reddened cheek and tentatively plucking his eyelashes out of his own
+     eye, mumbling "Rude bum? Oh god no! It's gorgeous!"
+
+     One of the strange features of Masky's new house was that it had
+     two sets of toilets; one for each sex, and had several stalls so
+     they looked like they had come from a public loo or those found in a
+     restaurant. Fred suspected that before Masky bought the house, it was
+     occupied exclusively of women, for the Gent's didn't look like it had
+     ever been cleaned from the day it was built.
+
+     Along the back wall were three cubicles next to a urinal. The
+     sink and chipped mirror were fixed next to the door.
+
+     "Nyuuuuuuuurrrrggghhhneeeeerrrraaaaaggghhh!"
+
+     Fred span around and looked with horror and disgust at the
+     occupied, right-hand cubicle from whence the constipated outcry had
+     originated.
+
+     "Uhhhhhhohhhhhurrrrrggghh!"
+
+     Fred winced, appalled, as he heard the crunch of teeth on the
+     toilet door.
+
+     A blessed silence again descended, but Fred still gave the
+     occupied cubicle a wide berth as he headed for the toilet furthest
+     away from it.
+
+     Once inside the vacant loo, Fred closed and locked the door,
+     pulled down his pants in the quick motion of someone who has found it
+     handy to get them off quickly while standing at the side of a
+     stranger's bed, and settled himself down on the black plastic ring.
+
+     The toilet cubicle was a dark, moody place, but there was still
+     enough light for Fred to survey his surroundings.
+
+     Apart from the grimy toilet itself, there was a small shelf on
+     one of the walls, on which was one of those stupid new toilet paper
+     dispensers. The type where there isn't enough room for the toilet
+     roll to turn around properly, so you end up ripping the first five
+     metres out in tiny shreds.
+
+     Also on the shelf, bravely trying to combat odors, was one of
+     those plastic Magic Mushrooms. Various real ones grew around it for
+     company. Finally, an old vaseline jar held several marking pens,
+     their function obvious from the excessive amount of graffiti on the
+     door and walls. Fred grabbed a black texta, knowing just what to
+     write on the wall outside.
+
+     "An orgasm in the bush is worth two in the hand", Lensman had
+     once penciled. [Especially with Royna! - Ed]
+
+     "Photo of Taxi Cab, wipe ass to develop" with an arrow pointing
+     to the paper dispenser was Monk's effort.
+
+     On the door, Ech had liquid-papered her contribution: "For a
+     refreshing experience, press button whilst seated." (Ech!? What
+     was SHE doing in there!?)
+ 
+     Suddenly, the toilet door opened and closed, and for a brief
+     moment the chaos of the party could be heard. Masky leaned against
+     the door, breathing heavily through his mouth, lurched over to
+     shakily grasp the sink, and then staggered into the middle loo and
+     fell to his knees. With the forward and downward momentum, Masky
+     chundered heavily into the toilet bowl, just getting his technicolour
+     yawn in by the width of a bee's foreskin, and marked another notch
+     onto the wall.
+
+     "8093", he thought vaguely.
+
+     Having completed his liquid laugh, the Masked Avenger rose rather 
+     unsteadily to his feet, as the horrible groaning started again.
+
+     "Nyyyyyyuuuuurrrrrghhhhhaauhh!"
+
+     Masky banged loudly on the door with his hairy palms and said
+     loudly "Hey, mate, you having some sort of problem are or you just
+     weight-lifting? Haha!"
+
+     Masky weaved his way over to Fred's loo, and shouted through the
+     door, "Hey Fred, you're missing a classic party, you know!"
+
+     "Yeah, okay", replied Fred, "I'll be out in a minute. It's
+     coming out very easily!"
+
+     Masky was about to reply, when his befuddled brain began to
+     think about what it had heard.
+
+     "Err, hey what?"
+
+     "I'm talking about the toilet paper. Usually it jams."
+
+     "Oh, right."
+
+     There was a pause, a gurgling flush, and Fred opened the door.
+     On the way out, Fred told Masky about his earlier encounter with Syn.
+
+     "You better watch out for her in future then", said Masky, and
+     continued with a laugh,  "just in case your Bloody Mary has a string
+     in it. You going to join the party or are you an Ollie?"
+
+     "Yeah, I'll be there in a sec, just have to do something first."
+     Fred proceeded to write on the wall next to condom vending machine
+     "Insert Baby For Full Refund!", and headed back to the party. 
+
+     Masky laughed and opened the outer door, and found that in the
+     last few minutes, the party had rapidly turned into a frenzied orgy.
+
+     Not long after Masky had left the room, Thelonius Monk had
+     started making prank phone calls. Fred grabbed the phone, and
+     dialed the number of the local McDonalds.
+
+     "Good evening, I'd like to book a table for six please."
+
+     {pause}
+
+     "What do you mean you don't take bookings?"
+
+     {pause}
+
+     "It says here that you are a `family restaurant'..."
+
+     {pause}
+
+     "Can I speak to the manager please, you dumb bitch!"
+
+     {pause}
+
+     "Oh, in that case, can you guarantee I will get a seat?"
+
+     {pause}
+
+     "Well, you can sit on my face if you want!"
+
+     {long pause}
+
+     "The bitch hung up!"
+
+     Monk took over and called up another McDonalds, one of the few
+     that have taken it upon themselves to make home deliveries, and
+     placed an "order" with Fire Fox, who was moonlighting from her other,
+     similar job at Dial a Dinos.
+
+     "I'll have five sleaze-burgers and a large side-order of
+     Frenchie-fries, thanks", Monk told her.
+
+     After the crowd who had gathered around the phone had stopped
+     laughing, Sprite grabbed the phone and shouted:
+
+     "You can give me a big crack and a dick shake any day!"
+
+     Eliminator leaned over Sprite's shoulder, and said into the
+     phone, "Hello? You still there? Hey, something that might interest
+     you: Did you know that our host is a daughter-pounder?  Hehehe."
+
+     What they didn't know was that Fire Fox was the local nookie-
+     bookie, and in five minutes she had arrived around with nine gorgeous
+     prostitutes.
+
+     "Hey wow, what a beautiful block of flaps", exclaimed Fred as he
+     entered the lounge and saw them.
+
+     Fred put on a suave, casual nonchalant look, and snapped his
+     fingers in the air to get the attention of one of the girls.
+
+     Fortunately, one of the girls loved masochists and was quite
+     taken (in) by Fred, for she was a sadist and she knew they would
+     enjoy each other's company.
+
+     So, as she bandaged Fred's fingers, they went upstairs to
+     Masky's spare bedroom which they were pleased to find empty.
+
+     The extremely willing girl, whose name incidentally was Julie
+     Alderman, pulled back the sheets of the bed and sat down. She slowly
+     stripped down to her black silk underwear and a puff-sleeved night
+     gown. Then she leaned back on the cool pillows, smiled coyly, and
+     beckoned to Fred with her tongue.
+
+     Fred, who had been standing at the bottom of the bed quickly got
+     undressed, and slipped between the sheets beside her and silently
+     kissed her neck.
+
+     Julie moaned and drew closer to him.
+
+     "Oh Fred!", she whispered, "why don't you slip a finger in my
+     [DELETED]? Here, let me play with your [DELETED]."
+
+     Fred obliged, and Julie's breathing quickened as the air around
+     them began to warm up.
+
+     "Oh yes Fred! You're about to see how Juicy I can get! Oh, but
+     your ring keeps hurting me!"
+
+     "That's not my ring", retorted Fred, "that's my fucken'
+     wristwatch!"
+
+     Fred's head disappeared under the sheets.
+
+     "My god, it's like the city loop in here! It's like the city
+     loop in here!"
+
+     Julie blushed rather heavily (Oh, an interesting piece of trivia
+     which seems appropriate to insert here: Did you know that when you
+     blush with your clothes on, the blush is confined to your face, but
+     when you're naked you blush with your whole body? Some of our more
+     adventurous readers may care to confirm or disprove this. Anyway,
+     back to Jewels...) [I've noticed that women tend to blush right
+     on the end of their tits when they aren't covered - Ed's helper]
+
+     "Well you didn't have to say it twice!"
+
+     "I didn't", protested Fred, re-appearing for a moment.
+
+     "Hey, are these really miniature stalactites?"
+
+     "Yes", said Julie, "they're good conversation pieces. Anyway,
+     enough foreplay, I want your body!"
+
+     Fred took one of Julie's feet in his hands, lightly tickling the
+     sole with one finger. After a single suck on each toe, [Hang on,
+     Masky's the toe sucker around here! - Ed] he rested a hand 
+     on each ankle and slowly slid them up her smooth, glistening
+     body until he felt, under his cupped hands, her firm, trembling
+     spheroids.
+
+     Fred grabbed them and quickly began kneading and squeezing 
+     them before reaching under the bed, producing an aerosol can, 
+     and squirting exquisitely shaped blobs of whipped cream over them.
+
+     Fred mauled her as he spread the cream around with his tongue
+     and licked it off.
+
+     Having finished with her kneecaps, Fred put on a few condoms
+     (he still likes to play it safe) and Julie slowly slid...
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+     [The rest of this sequence has been excised on the grounds of
+     good taste and privacy. We will say nothing more than that the
+     passage removed contained a lot of heavy breathing, left Masky with
+     a massive cleaning bill, and took between three and three-and-a-half
+     hours.]
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+     "There you are", said Taxi, "Craig, make your verdict."
+
+     "I protest!" exclaimed Fred.
+
+     "One what grounds?" queried Craig surprised at Fred's outburst.
+
+     "We haven't seen the good bits yet... Julie does wonderful things
+     with a Bamix, and the bits where she..."
+
+     "Enough!" Craig cut in, "I shall now give my verdict. Fearless Fred
+     I find you Not Guilty! This evidence depicts perfectly normal
+     behavior for a SysOp! However, I find you, Mr Gordon T. Cab,
+     guilty of being a total dork!"
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                            +---------------+
+                             Biodata Extract
+                            +---------------+
+
+     NAME: [WITHHELD]
+
+     PRIMARY ALIAS: Fearless Fred.
+
+     SECONDARY ALIAS(ES): Lightning Bolt.
+
+     OCCUPATION: Microcomputer Consultant.
+
+     LEADERSHIP ACHIEVEMENTS FOLLOW:
+
+     President and Founder of B.A.L.L.S.   (Bottled Alcoholic Liquids
+                                            Liberation Society.)
+
+     Enforcement Officer of P.A.N.I.D.O.L. (Protection Against Nerds
+                                            In Disguise Or Losers.)
+
+     Treasurer of P.A.T.H.Y. (People Against Two Hundred Years)
+                             (Possibly now disbanded) [Yep, gone. -Ed]
+
+     Editor of Anarchistic Tendencies. [The one that does these little
+                                        comments in square brackets. -Ed]
+
+     Patron Member of Y.A.C.R. (Yobbos Against Clean Rooms).
+
+     Major supporter and a founding member of the Thelma & Ruby Fan Club.
+     [It should be mentioned that Night Stalker is THE Founding Member.
+      It should not be mentioned that SYN is very close to both Thelma
+      and Ruby. - ED]
+
+     Headmaster of the Fearless Fred school of Perversion.
+
+     Founding Member and leader of ELDERS.
+
+     ACHIEVEMENTS:
+
+        SysOps his own BBS - The Twilight Zone (562-0686) despite
+        occasional hard disk problems and winging users.
+
+        Recognised worldwide for perversion.
+
+     SOCIAL STANDINGS:
+
+     GIRLFRIENDS (PAST): Various.
+                         [HeHeHe -Ed]
+
+     GIRLFRIENDS (PRESENT): Recently involved with Juicy Julie.
+                            [No comment on that! -Ed]
+
+     FAVORITE DRINK(S): Alcohol.
+                        - Southern Comfort is his favorite.
+                        - Whipped cream and Julie Juices.
+
+     HIS SIGNOFFS: (Official Macrology Report)
+
+     +-----------------------------------------------------------+
+     |+-----------------------------------------------------------+
+     ||+-----------------------------------------------------------+
+     |||                                                           |
+     ||| MACROLOGIST'S REPORT       Subject: Fearless Fred.        |
+     |||                                    -----------------      |
+     ||| Date: 9/1/89                                              |
+     ||| By: FP                                                    |
+     |||                                                           |
+     ||| MACRO SAMPLE:                                             |
+     |||   +--------------------------------------+                |
+     |||   |                                      |  Sample        |
+     |||   |                                      |  Date:         |
+     |||   |     /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\     |  31/07/87      |
+     |||   |  ---> F E A R L E S S  F R E D <---  |  02:44:25am    |
+     |||   |     \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/     |                |
+     |||   |                                      |                |
+     |||   +--------------------------------------+                |
+     |||                                                           |
+     |||  COMMENTS: Clearly the signoff of an egotist.             |
+     |||            -The inward-pointing arrows say "Look at what  |
+     |||             a king dick I am"                             |
+     |||            -The surrounding corona of diagonal lines      |
+     |||             suggest a shining brilliance over others, or  |
+     |||             perhaps the sun shining from his lower        |
+     |||             posterial region.                             |
+     |||            -The horizontal length of the name is inflated,|
+     |||             like his ego.                                 |
+     |||                                                           |
+     ||| MACRO SAMPLE:                                             |
+     |||   +-----------------------------------+                   |
+     |||   |  See you in...                    |  Sample date:     |
+     |||   |   _______               ____      |                   |
+     |||   |      |   Fearless Fred's   /      |  19/08/87         |
+     |||   |  The |   **  5620686  **  /       |  01:13:51am       |
+     |||   |      | W I L I T E       / O N E  |                   |
+     |||   |      |                  /___      |                   |
+     |||   |                                   |                   |
+     |||   |                                   |                   |
+     |||   +-----------------------------------+                   |
+     |||                                                           |
+     |||  COMMENTS: Anyone remember this hideous thing Fred came   |
+     |||            up with one day?                               |
+     |||            The one everyone hated and thought looked silly|
+     |||            I remember leaving a note to Fred about it at  |
+     |||            the end of a message to him, something along   |
+     |||            the lines of "As for your new macro, not bad   |
+     |||            but try again, eh?" And then Fred breaks into  |
+     |||            chat and demands to know what's wrong with it! |
+     |||            Hehehe (I just BSed about how everyone would   |
+     |||            have "culture shock" and he seemed to believe  |
+     |||            me.)                                           |
+     |||                                                           |
+     |||            Later Fearless Fred came up with "sensible"    |
+     |||            macros                                         |
+     +||                                                           |
+      +|            [I happened to like it! -Ed]                   |
+       +-----------------------------------------------------------+
+
+                    QUOTE WHICH SUMS UP HIS LIFESTYLE:
+
+          "What we need is one of those good old piss ups like it
+           used to be... where those that drank could get pissed
+           among friends, and throw up everywhere, and feel good
+           in the morning about it...." - FF (17/05/88 00:29:37am)
+
+           [Feel good the next morning? I say THAT? -Ed]
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                            +-------------+
+                             Times to Pass
+                            +-------------+
+
+     NOTE: From any point in time, there are a wide range of
+           POTENTIAL futures. Some events are sometimes inevitable
+           so they occur in nearly every potential future, while
+           others are extremely unlikely and only happen in a few.
+
+           The potential future events described below were
+           recorded by using my dimensional inducting scanner and
+           are deliberately 50-50 futures. Thus these events have
+           an equal chance of becoming reality or simply not
+           happening.
+
+           We at Evil Angels decided this was the way best to give
+           you a glimpse of Times to Pass, as knowledge of definite
+           future events may, in some cases, be psychologically
+           damaging - FP.
+
+    * Monday 29th June, 1992.
+    Due to the influence of certain users and the secret
+    discussions of drugs and other controlled substances, and
+    prostitution (despite Craig's continual pleas for it to stop)
+    Zen BBS is taken off-line permanently.
+
+    * Monday 9th August, 1993.
+    Raster's aptitude allows him to get a job with the RTA,
+    crashing cars into brick walls.
+
+    * Wednesday 16th Oct, 1996.
+    Taxi Cab's bowel transplant is troubled by complications. He
+    dies two days later when the bowel rejects him. Telecom mourns
+    their loss and offer to pay for the burial.
+
+    * Saturday 21st April, 2001.
+    Fearless Fred tries to sweep Royna off her feet at the
+    Wheelers Hill Pub, but fails. Something about "Unless your
+    d___ has annual rings, I don't want to f___ you!"
+
+    * Sunday 22nd April, 2001.
+    Fearless Fred gets into the Guiness Book of World Records by
+    setting a new beer guzzling record.
+    Tonight he does succeed in sweeping Royna off her feet, as
+    well as most of the other bar patrons when he rushes to the
+    Men's after his incredible drinking binge..... and fails
+    reaching it by three steps.
+
+    * Monday September 9th, 2002.
+    Captain Chaos, sick of having government-issue artificial
+    beach sand kicked in his face and being an eight-stone
+    weakling, finally fulfills his greatest dream and becomes an
+    18-stone man of steel......... He gets an iron lung.
+
+    * Tuesday 3rd May, 2005.
+    Ivan Trotsky returns home to Kovrov, USSR. Unfortunately,
+    when he was going through customs, the X-ray machine detected
+    his American-made underwear, so he was immediately seized and
+    put to work in the salt mines. (The super-power situation has
+    not improved much).
+    Three days later he died of dehydration, and was given a
+    routine burial in the Mirnyy cemetery. Syn attended the funeral
+    and threw herself onto the mass grave, crying it was nothing
+    more than a "communist plot".
+
+    * Tuesday 21st March, 2006.
+    Hyperspace drive technology achieved.
+
+    * Monday 10th December, 2007.
+    As more and more forest areas are given over to logging, the
+    areas of natural vegetation diminish and the Earth's
+    atmospheric problems worsen. As a protest to this, Randy Royna
+    sits with a tree stump for 48 hours, in what was once
+    Kakadu National Park. Afterwards, her gynecologist
+    diagnoses her as having genital termites.
+
+    * Wednesday 20th July, 2008.
+    The BBS-users' Holiday Plan goes into action.
+    This Plan was an idea dreamt up by the BBSs' living God,
+    Craig Bowen. After everyone agreed that it was a good idea,
+    he fed the names of regular users into his computer, and it
+    selected destinations from its atlas database that reminded it
+    of each user.
+    The Holiday Plan was booked with Pan Galactic Shuttles inc.,
+    and for a small cost, everyone participating got a good weeks
+    rest from strenuous BBSing.
+    Here is the hardcopy of the flight data Craig got when he
+    booked the shuttle.
+
+         ,_______
+       _/| Flight---------_____________
+     _/  |  NB Baggage must be aboard b-----_________
+     | O |                                           --------______
+     |---|-----------------------------------------------------|---|
+     | O | PAN GALACTIC SHUTTLE (3) flight # 69                | O |
+     |   |                                                     |   |
+     | O | DEPARTS: Melbourne Shuttle Pad.                     | O |
+     |   | DESTINATION(S): Multiple.                           |   |
+     | O |                                                     | O |
+     |   | PASSENGER LIST:         DESTINATION DATA:           |   |
+     | O |                                                     | O |
+     |   | Craig Bowen.............SISOPON (Khmer Rep)         |   |
+     | O |                         [What he does best.]        | O |
+     |   |                                                     |   |
+     | O | Disk Destroyer..........VIRGIN ISLANDS (West Indies)| O |
+     |   |                         [He'll fit in well.]        |   |
+     | O |                                                     | O |
+     |   | SYN ... ................ARS (Denmark)               |   |
+     | O |                         [Her cutest part.]          | O |
+     |   |                                                     |   |
+     | O | Thelonius Monk..........TONGUE (Scotland)           | O |
+     |   |                         (timeshare with Ech?!)      |   |
+     | O |                                                     | O |
+     |   | Fearless Fred...........BEERS (Netherlands)         |   |
+     | O |                                                     | O |
+     |   | Randy Royna.............SHAG ROCKS (Atlantic Ocean) |   |
+     | O |                         [... or tree-stumps, or     | O |
+     |   |                          bushes, or anything else   |   |
+     | O |                          for that matter...]        | O |
+     |   |                                                     |   |
+     | O | The Masked Avenger......COCKBURN (South Australia)  | O |
+     |   |                         via LYSS (Switzerland)      |   |
+     | O |                                                     | O |
+     |---|-----------------------------------------------------|---|
+     | O | Ice Man.................WANKIE (Rhodesia)           | O |
+     |   |                         [He is a bit.]              |   |
+     | O |                                                     | O |
+     |   | Raster Blaster..........MANGALME (Chad)             |   |
+     | O |                         [His Kamikaze Deathwish     | O |
+     |   |                          whenever he screeches      |   |
+     | O |                          towards a fence or truck.] | O |
+     |   |                                                     |   |
+     | O | Lensman.................KENNEDY SPACE CENTER.       | O |
+     |   |                         [To show them where they're |   |
+     | O |                          going wrong with their own | O |
+     |   |                          rocket fuel.]              |   |
+     | O |                                                     | O |
+     |   | Juicy Julie.............ANTARCTICA (Aust. terr.)    |   |
+     | O |                         [Frigid woman]              | O |
+     ------_______________________-----------------------_     |   |
+                                                          -----|_O_|
+
+    * Thursday 19th November, 2009.
+    The principals of time travel are discovered.
+
+    * Friday 17th September, 2010.
+    Voyager II comes back "Return to Sender".
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                             +-----------+
+                              Sex Symbols
+                             +-----------+
+
+     Once, human beings could be divided into two distinct groups,
+     each of which had its own distinct symbol. These groups were...
+                         __,
+                          /|
+                      ___/                 ___
+                     /   \                /   \
+                     |   |      and       |   |
+                     \___/                \___/
+                                            |   FEMALE
+                     MALE                  -+-
+                                            |
+
+     However, we at Evil Angels realise these two symbols are not
+     enough to cope with the greatly differing people of the BBS
+     world, so we have come up with a new set of symbols which
+     succeed in describing people where the two above fail...
+           __.
+         ___/|                   ___
+        /   \                   /   \   TAXI CAB, DISK DESTROYER
+        |   |                   |   |
+        \___/                   \___/
+
+         THE MASKED AVENGER          __.
+                                      /|
+             __                   ___/
+         ___/  \  FRED AFTER     /   \
+        /   \  |  A NIGHT AT     |   |   DIANNE NICHOLS
+        |   |  |   THE PUB       \___/
+        \___/  |                   |
+              \|/                 -+-
+               v                   |
+                 _   _                   ___
+                /.\_/.\  JULIE          /   \  SYN ...
+                \_/ \_/  ALDERMAN       \   /
+                 |   |                  /   \
+                 \___/                  \___/
+                   |                      |
+                  -+-                    -+-
+                   |                      |
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                      +-------------------------+
+                       The Dianne Nichols Affair
+                      +-------------------------+
+
+     Anyone who regularly visits Fearless Fred's Twilite Zone
+     would have had considerable difficulty ignoring the resident
+     nifty nympho, Dianne Nichols.
+
+     After hearing so much about her various sexual orgies with
+     Rory the Elephant, Eric the Desk Lamp, Gordon the Rhino,
+     Walter the Camel, Mick the Photocopier, Frank the Vacuum
+     Cleaner, et al, people began to wonder just who she was, so
+     she finally made her public debut at the Final PI Meet.
+
+     Of course, those who didn't turn up didn't realise she was
+     a blow-up doll ("...it is a fact that Dianne has a rather
+     plasticy epidermis..." - FF), which led to some confusion...
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------
+     From:    Dianne Nichols            Rec'd
+     To:      Sprite                    Msg #21, 23-Jan-89 10:20pm
+     Subject: Apology Accepted.
+
+     "... and I am also rather upset with Fred that because he had
+      a full car that I spent the trip into the city in the boot!"
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------
+
+                  "She did travel in the boot" - FF
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------
+     From:    Julie from The Treasure Chest(s)!!
+     To:      All                       Msg #24, 24-Jan-89 11:16am
+     Subject: In the BOOT!!!
+
+     "You travelled in the BOOT Dianne,I assume you are joking!!!
+     Fred NEVER ceases to amaze me?"
+
+     [Oh huney, you come up with some amazing things to! -Ed]
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------
+     From:    Pumpkin Power             Msg #25, 24-Jan-89 02:14pm
+     To:      Julie from The Treasure Chest(s)!!
+     Subject: Re: In the BOOT!!!
+
+       "Actually Dianne deserved to travel in the boot after the way
+        she behaved in the theatre. But Fred managed to keep her
+        under control with a slap here and there! Really, don't
+        worry too much about her, if you had come to the meet you
+        would know why!!"
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------
+
+          "... she went into the theatre in my bag and was
+           blown up in the theatre and emerged in her full glory
+           at the end of the movie to the usher's ... horror." - FF
+
+     Not long after this, Fred (who was leaving messages as Dianne
+     Nichols on his BBS, made one massive mistake when he replied
+     the messages as Fearless Fred, but signed off as Dianne!
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------
+     Eg: From:    Fearless Fred
+         To:      Ishap                 Msg #31, 24-Jan-89 06:59pm
+         Subject: Re: Well Guess what...
+
+         Well matey, I may just happen to ask Fred who you are, and
+         get him to fix you up.
+
+         As for my dressing gown, it was actually Fred's. He lent it
+         to me for the day.
+
+         Love,
+              Di.
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------
+
+        This all led to Fred receiving messages like this one...
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------
+     TO: Fearless Fred
+     FROM: Sprite
+     SUBJECT: Re: Arrgrghrghgh
+
+     hehehe... I heard about that!    A blow up doll... So you
+     did write those messages... I really think The Australian would
+     be interested, after their little BBS bash week.
+
+        An anonymous caller rang through with the message
+        that a certain well known figure in the BBS community
+        known as Fearless Fred, has for the last couple of years
+        been masquerading as a very promiscuous and highly
+        suspect female.  The SysOp, known in certain circles
+        to be a confirmed alcoholic, is known to have left at
+        least 50 messages on a Bulletin Board he runs, offering
+        sexual advice and tips to other BBS users. At one stage
+        he claimed to have had sexual intercourse with Mr Gordon
+        T. Cab, later realising that such a claim was perhaps
+        stretching his credibility, and admitting that the `Gordy'
+        in question was in fact a Hippopotamus stolen from the
+        Melbourne Zoo. Having buggered the animal, Mr Fred then
+        seduced several male members of his board.
+
+        When we rang to confirm the story, Mr Fred said
+        "Piss off, I have a headache!  Bruce... (click)" and put the
+        telephone down. Police are looking into the matter.'
+
+            seeya
+                   Sprite
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                         +-------------------+
+                          Entertainment Guide
+                         +-------------------+
+
+                            N O W   O P E N !
+
+                   - The Evil Angels Cinema Complex. -
+                         - Three auditoriums. -
+                       (At 264B Swanston St, City)
+
+                                               |     ___
+         Prices:   Children................  /---\  /   \
+                   Adults..................  | |        |    _   _
+                   Pensioners..............  \---\  ----|   / \ / \
+                   Students................    | |      |   | | | |
+                                             \---/  \___/ o \_/ \_/
+                   Nerds and Losers need       |
+                   not even try to get in.
+
+        N  O  W      S  H  O  W  I  N  G   .  .  .
+
+        +-------------------------------------------------------+
+
+        1st March - 11th April  [CINEMA 1]
+
+       If you vomited at "Watership Down"...
+       If you change channels when a Bugs Bunny cartoon comes on...
+
+       Then you'll love...
+
+       ___
+      ######
+     :##:::##
+     :##  :## W h o   M a i m e d  :#####
+     :##  :##                      :##:###
+      :##  ##      :### :### :##   :## :## :##   :###
+      :##### :### :#    :#   :#:# :### ##  :# #  :##:# :###
+      :##### :#:# :# :## :#__:# # :#####  :## # :## :# :##:# :##:###
+      ::##:##:# :#:#  :# :###:##  :## :## :#### :#### :##  # :## :#
+      ::##:## :# # :# :# :#  :# # :## :##:## :#:##::# :#### :##  :#
+      ::## :##:###  :### :###            :#  :#:## :#:## :# :## :#
+      ::## :##                                   :## :####  :## :#
+      ::##                                                 :##  :#
+
+       DOUCHEFOAM PICTURES and STEVEN SPIELNERD present         <G>
+
+                                                  __
+       FILMED WITH THREE-D STEREOSCOPIC          /  /
+                   -------                      |   \
+                CINEMATOGRAPHY!                /     \_
+                                             _/        \
+                                            /           \_
+                                           /              \
+                                          |                \
+                                         /                  \_
+                                      __/                     \_
+                                     /                          \_
+                                    /                             \_
+                                  _/
+                                 /     _______               _____
+                              __/    _/       \_          __/   __\_
+                           __/     _/           \________/   __/   |
+                          /___   __|                        /      |
+                              \_/  |      __-__      __--__ |      /
+                                   \      \___o\  /  \_o__//      |
+                    _               |                      |      |
+                   / \              \           / _       /      /
+                   | |               |                    |      |
+                   | |               \_     _ -   -- -_   /     /
+                   | |                 \_________       _/_____/
+                  /   \                / / | | | \     / | | | \ 
+              ____|   |________________| | | | | |_____| | | | |_
+       /-----/     #        \       #  \_/ | | | |    _| | | | | \
+       \-----\______________/____________| | | | |___/ \ | | | |_/
+             /           # \             \_|_|_|_/   | | | | | /
+      |\    /  ##      ##   \        /|   |     |     \_______/
+      | \_  |  ###    ###   |      _/ |   |     |
+      |   \_/##     ####    \    _/   |
+      |    #  ##  #####    # \__/     |
+       \   ##  # ########        ##  /            ___
+        \_     ###########  ###     /            /   \   ___
+          \_  ###/  \###    ## #  _/             |   |  /   \
+       #    \__#/    \####      _/     ##        |   |  |   |
+          _____|      \#######_/                 |   \  |   |
+        _/  __/        \####/_ \                 \    \ |   |
+       /  _/_/ /\  #        / \|          _-----__|    \/   |
+      /   |/   | |    ___  /    \        /                  |
+      |   /    | |   /   \_|     |      _\----_             |
+     /   /     |  \  |     \_  o \__---- .  .  \           /
+     |  /     /    | \       \  _/\_________  . \          |
+     |  |     |    |  \_   o |_/ _/ /   /   \_  |          /
+     | /      |    \ #  \   _/  / _/  _/      \ |   ______/
+     | | #   _|____/ #   \_/   / /   /        / |  /      \
+     |/  #  /       #     |  .     . \_     /| _/ /\______/
+     ||    |                    .   .  \___/ |/\_/  |     \
+     ||    |            _____                /      |     |
+     \|     \_       __/     ------_________/        \    |
+      |      |\_  __/_                |___|          |    |
+      |      |  \__ | \_   __  __     / /            |     \
+      |      |     \__  \_/  \/  \   / /             |     |
+      |      |        \__ \   \   \__| |             |     |
+      |      /   ___     \ \      _/ _/ ____         |     |
+      \     |   /   \__   \_\     |_/  /  O \        |     |
+       |    /   | O    \_  | \___/ |  /     |     ___|     |
+       \___/  --|        \_|       | / O    |___--         |
+              \ |          \_-----_-/       /              |
+             _/  \ O    O   \ O    \       /       _______/
+            /     \         |      |     O \ ____--
+          _/      /        O|   O  | O      |
+         /       /|         |______/        |
+       _/      _/ |  O      /      \___ O   |
+      /       /   |      __/\        | \____/
+      |   _  /     \____/   |        |   |
+      |    \/        |  |   \        |   \
+      |     |        |  \    |       |    |
+      |     \        |   |   \       |    \
+      \      |       |   \    |      \     |
+       |     \       |    |   \       |    \
+       \      |      |__  | ___\      |  __ |
+        |     \     /   \ \ |  \|     | /  \\
+        \      |    |    \ |\__/|      \\  | |
+         |     \     \   | \___/       | \_/ /
+          \     \    |   |_/   \_       \___/
+           \_    \___/ --/       \        |
+             \    / /             \___    |
+              \_  | |                 ---_|_
+                \_| |                       \
+                  \_\                       |
+                  _/ \-___     \   |--_____/
+                _/        \     \_/    /
+               /          /\_     \   /
+               |         /   \_    |  |____
+               |         |    /\___/       ----__
+                |         \___/                   \
+                |                                 |
+               /          ___                     \
+              |              ---\                 |
+              |                  \                 \
+              |                  |               __|_
+              |                  |         ___---    \
+              /                  |       _-       ------,
+            _/                   |    __-       _______ |
+           /       ___________   |  _-   ___----       -_
+          /  ___---           --_|_- __--                \
+         / _-       ____------__ \__-                     \
+         |-   _/----            \_|FP'89                   \
+         |  _/          __        \                         \_
+        /  /__----__      \   \    \_---_        ___     _    \
+        |_/         \     |   |    |     \_         \__   \    \
+                     \____/\__/\   |       \_          \   \   |
+                                \__/         --__      |    |--'
+                                                 --____|\---'
+
+        +-------------------------------------------------------+
+
+        1st March - 28th March  [CINEMA 2]
+
+       |\      /|         ____  |
+       | |    | |        /    \-|-                    |  |
+       | \    / |        |      |   _    _         _ -|- |    _
+       |  |  |  |\    /   \___  |  / \ |/ \ |___  / \ |  |_  / \ |/\
+       |  |  |  | |  |        \ |  |_/ |  | | | | | | |  | \ |_/ |
+       |  \  /  | \  /        | |  |   |  | | | | | | |  | | |   |
+       |   \/   |  \/     \___/ \_ \_/ |\_/ | | | \_/ \_ | | \_/ |
+                   /                   |
+                __/                    |
+                                                    \|/
+         |             /\       |               |   -*-
+         |            |  |      |               |   /|\
+         |  __       /    \     |      __   __  |__     __|   _
+         | /  \      |____|     |     /  \ /  \ |  \ | /  | |/ \
+         | \__       |    |     |     |__/ \__  |  | | |  | |  |
+         |    \      /    \     |     |       \ |  | | |  | |  |
+         | \__/     |      |    |____ \__/ \__/ \__/ | \__| |  |
+
+         a comedy starring Dan Spakroyd                        <M>
+
+        +-------------------------------------------------------+
+
+        1st March - 11th April  [CINEMA 3]
+
+                                        ##
+                                  #    ###
+                 #          #  ######  ###         ###   ##  ##
+          ##     ##        #     #      ##   #    #   # #  # ### #
+          ###    ###  #   #  ### #   #####   #### ####  #  # ## # #
+         ## #     ## ##  #  #   ##  #   ###  #    #     #  # ## # #
+        ##  ##    #### # #  #### #  #   ###  #     ###   ### ## # #
+       ##  ##     ###   #   #    #   ######
+       #### #     ###        ###  #
+     ####   #                         O N   E L M   S T R E E T
+      ###
+                                                          ####
+                                                         ## ##
+                                                        ##  ##
+                                                       ##   ##
+                                                      ##########
+                                                            ##
+                                                            ##  <M>
+
+        +-------------------------------------------------------+
+
+        C  O  M  I  N  G     A  T  T  R  A  C  T  I  O  N  S  :
+
+        SPITOON - THE RETURN   <PG>   ***
+        [Latest modern-day Western]
+
+        ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER in ON HEAT   <R>   ****
+        [Touching story of a dog catcher who discovers he really
+         loves dogs.]  (It only gets the 4 stars 'cos he'd punch our  
+                        lights out if we gave him anything less.)
+
+        COCK-TALE   <M>   ****
+        [The story of the life of a typical BBS user.]
+
+        EVIL ANGELS   <X>   *****
+        [The complete, unabridged story of the Anarchistic
+         Tendencies phenomenon.]
+
+        EDDIE MURPHY in COMING IN AMERICA   <X>   ***
+        [Documentary on "Where to get it" in America.]
+
+        BRUCE WILLIES in GET HARD   <PG>   *
+        ["40 millimeters of sheer pleasure" runs the advertising,
+          though we're not sure whether this is referring to the
+          length of BW's organ, or the good part of this trashy
+          film.]
+
+        THREE MASKY'S AND A BABY   <R>   **
+        [Pedophile Productions (1988)]
+
+        WORLD PISS-UP III - ESCAPE starring ALKY MANGELS   <M> *****
+        [Alky does it again! All recorded by a lurching, half-stoned
+         camera-man, Alky travels the world in search of the perfect
+         bar whilst seeing if ancient old pickup lines such as
+         "Haven't I seen you somewhere before" still work on the
+         girls of isolated tribes and villages.]
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                       +---------------------+
+                        This Edition's Awards
+                       +---------------------+
+
+        Sleazy (Almost Ex) SysOp of the Month.... Craig Bowen
+
+        Bastard of the Month..................... The Masked Avenger
+
+        Drunken SysOp of the Month............... Fearless Fred
+
+        Boring Fart of the Month................. Vagabond
+
+        Hoon of the Month........................ Fearless Fred
+                                                  (Minus $135)
+
+        Alleged Fraudulent Capitalist............ Ivan Trotsky
+
+        We're going on a holiday award........... Brett MacMillan
+        (I hear stripped suntans are in!)         The Mentat
+           Don't forget to write guys!            Blue Thunder
+                                                  Conan
+
+        Whizz Fizz Junkie Award.................. Disk Destroyer
+
+        ED's Valentine Award..................... Julie Alderman
+
+        The Girl Without Guy Problems Award...... SYN ...
+
+        The Guy Without Girl Problems Award...... Radio Active
+
+        (These awards may not be related, but bet ya balls they are!)
+
+        Whatever happened to that slut? Award.... Blue Fox
+        (Vags:- You're going to look terrible wearing
+                your balls for ear rings!)
+
+        Romantic of the Month.................... Vagabond
+        ("Sell me a computer!" In a Valentine's Day card!?)
+
+        Birthday of the month.................... Fire Fox
+        (Four and a quarter this month.)
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                      +---------------------+
+                       Quotes for this month
+                      +---------------------+
+
+        Fearless Fred: "Don't be surprised if somewhere, sometime, someone
+                        comes up to you and says 'That's a quote!'."
+
+        Disk Destroyer: "Anything but the box!"
+
+        SYN: "I'm bright red at the moment."
+
+        Infiltrator: (To Fran) "Hey, I got no nuts..."
+
+        SYN: "I don't have any."
+
+        Ivan Trotsky: "I'm going to suck your eyes out and skull-fuck you!"
+
+        SYN: "I'll get in trouble."
+
+        Vagabond: "That's a big crack!"
+
+        Fearless Fred: "I'll fill 'em!"
+
+        SYN: "That's not bad is it?"
+
+        Vagabond: "He's putting it in too!"
+
+        SYN: "I wouldn't put Julie's in, take Julie's out!"
+
+        Fearless Fred: "I wont put it in."
+
+        Killer Tomato: "I'll play around and see what I can do."
+
+        SYN: "I've put my foot in it..."
+
+        SYN: "You wont get it out of me..."
+
+        SYN: "What are you trying to do to me?" 
+
+        Thelonius Monk: "I don't want any premature interjections."
+
+        SYN: "Oh don't, please."
+
+        SYN: "You do very well at that!"
+
+        Thelonius Monk: "Hey, my horn works!"
+
+        The Lensman: "Did you hear him go 'oooooohhhhhh!'?"
+
+        Vagabond: "I think that deserves a head job."
+
+        Masky: "I haven't had any in a long time."
+
+        Killer Tomato: "... if you do you'll clean it up..."
+
+        Ivan Trotsky: "... but I'm all soggy!"
+
+        Fearless Fred: "I'm having a wonderful time."
+
+        Julie Alderman: "If you're a guy no, if you're a female
+                        then why not."
+
+        Fire Fox: "(Sparks) shaved his mustache off, and I didn't
+                   even notice until he told me."
+
+        Vagabond: "Who's on the short list... Disk Destroyer?"
+
+        Disk Destroyer: "I feel like a hero!"
+
+        Fire Fox: "It's OK to shop, but you'll get slapped if you 
+                   squeeze the merchandise."
+
+        The Worm: "Don't look at me like that (Sparks), you know
+                   how it gets me all horny."
+
+        Fearless Fred: "What do you do with your dick D.D.?"
+
+        Disk Destroyer: "Hang on!"
+
+        Vagabond: "I've been hanging awound Larnth too muth."        
+
+        Killer Tomato: (Greeting Disk Destroyer) "Hello Shorty!"
+
+        Fearless Fred: "Vags, what do you do ... After Dark?
+
+        Vagabond: "... nip off to the dunny every couple of minutes
+                   for a few shakes..."
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                        +---------------------------+
+                         The Anarchistic Classifieds
+                        +---------------------------+
+
+        +-------------------------+  +----------------------------+
+        |                         |  |                            |
+        |  FOR SALE BY PUB(L)IC   |  |     SAVE THIS COUPON!      |
+        |          AUCTION        |  |  It will give you 10 FREE  |
+        |                         |  |     "TICKLING TREATS"      |
+        |  One abandoned boudoir. |  |   with every cheap slut    |
+        |                         |  |         EXPLOITED          |
+        |  - built underground    |  |            at              |
+        |    for low heating      |  |  ROYNA'S DEN OF INIQUITY.  |
+        |    costs.               |  |  (phone [[[-[[[[, anytime  |
+        |                         |  |  and ask for HORNY.)       |
+        |  - Every door knob      |  |        Try our new         |
+        |    guaranteed to be     |  |  ORGY OF THE SEVEN WHIPS,  |
+        |    self-lubricating.    |  |         and other          |
+        |                         |  |       GENITAL JOYS.        |
+        |  - All-night chemist    |  |  PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN  |
+        |    in the next street.  |  |     Non-stop around the    |
+        |                         |  |           c(l)ock!         |
+        |  For more information   |  |          DON'T WAIT!       |
+        |  call the Twilight Zone |  | Life Insurance Compulsory. |
+        |        (562-0686)       |  +----------------------------+
+        |  or Zen BBS (899-6180)  |
+        |  and leave a message    |  +----------------------------+
+        |        to SYN ...       |  |                            |
+        |                         |  |  LOST:                     |
+        +-------------------------+  |  One virginity.            |
+                                     |  Sort of pink and tissuey. |
+        +-------------------------+  |    Lost in the vicinity    |
+        |                         |  |  of Thelonius Monk's house.|
+        |  WANTED:                |  |  - Reward to whoever can   |
+        |  One road construction  |  |    return it. It's really  |
+        |  crew to lay new 6-lane |  |    important, my parents   |
+        |  freeway over existing  |  |    will kill me if they    |
+        |  hemorrhoids.           |  |    ever find out it's      |
+        |    Contact Taxi Cab on  |  |    missing!                |
+        |  any BBS.               |  |  Leave a public message    |
+        |                         |  |  on Zen and I will get in  |
+        +-------------------------+  |  touch with you - ANON!?   |
+                                     |                            |
+                                     +----------------------------+
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                         +---------------------+
+                          E V I L   A N G E L S
+                         +---------------------+
+
+      At present the Evil Angels team consists of the following:
+
+               FOUNDER:   The Masked Avenger.
+
+                EDITOR:   Lightning Bolt (AKA Fearless Fred).
+
+               AUTHORS:   Fearless Fred.
+                          Ford Prefect.
+
+                ARTIST:   Ford Prefect.
+
+            PROGRAMMER:   Vagabond.
+            (BSF Boys)
+
+         OTHER MEMBERS:   Thelonius Monk
+                          The Lensman
+                          Lounge Lizzard
+                          Death Man
+                          Nixx
+                          SYN ... (We're VERY sexist! She's VERY sexy!)
+                          Disk Destroyer (Da Plane! Da Plane!)
+                          Ivan Trotsky
+                          Sprite
+
+       FAVORITE PEOPLE:   Taxi Cab          Blue Fox
+       (TO HASSLE)        Captain Chaos     Simply Sparks
+                          Fire Fox          Vagabond
+                          Raster Blaster    SYN ...
+                          Disk Destroyer    Ice Man (and Robbie)
+                          Royna             Masked Avenger
+                          Julie Alderman    Killer Tomato (Hi Stu!)
+
+     YOU TOO can help rid the world of nerds- By purchasing any of
+     the following quality official Evil Angels Products:
+
+     "I hate the Masked Avenger" Badges      $3.00
+
+     Evil Angels Badges...                   $3.00
+
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+
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+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                   +------------------------------+
+                    Thanks to the Following People
+                   +------------------------------+
+
+        Stuart Gill: Thanks for editing the video.
+
+        SYN ...: Thanks for all those great quotes!
+                 ("Everything about her is great!" - Vags)
+
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+
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+                   After Dark - Tuesday, SKY channel.
+
+        Julie Alderman: Oh, what great TITS!
+
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+
+                        Anarchistic Tendencies X
+                           (C) February 1989
+                 YOU HAVE NO GODDAMNMUTHAFUCKING RIGHTS!
+
+          (Does anyone still read this unchanging drivel we put at the
+                          end of each file?)
+
+                 ***************************************
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+                 *                                     *
+                 *   - That's a god-damned warning -   *
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+
+                 ::: YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL :::
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                        +---------------------+
+                         DISCLAIMER/DATCLAIMER  
+                        +---------------------+
+     The authors have gone to a hell of a lot of trouble to ensure that
+     this file contains no offensive material. However, should you find
+     anything which you object to, STIFF SHIT! You can't sue us!  This
+     file is written with the intent of producing a humorous file which
+     will be enjoyed by everyone, and no offense is intended towards any
+     person or persons no matter how often or in what context they are
+     mentioned.
+
+     Does any of this file mean I get twit access on TZ, Fred?
+
+     [No, there's one priv level lower than twit... T.C. access - Ed]
+
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+
+          Evil Angels Will Return With Anarchistic Tendencies XI
+          ------------------------------------------------------
+
+                 "The Evil Angels' Unedited Fairy Tales."
+
+           A Tribute to Walt Disney, in true Evil Angels fashion.
+
+                      - SYNderella.
+                      - Snow White and the seven dwarves.
+                      - And Much Much More....
+
+
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+
+                           (Released 1-5-89)
+
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+                           =================
+                            W A R N I N G !
+                           =================
+
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+                 +-------------------------------------+            
+                          C R A C K U L A
+                 An Evil Angels Gothic Perversion Story.            
+                 +-------------------------------------+
+                            by Ford Prefect.
+
+   Deep within a forest a lone wolf howled. As if in response, a flash
+   of lightning bathed the tops of the withered trees in a blue-white
+   glare before the scene was once more plunged into a blanket of
+   darkness.  A pitted, unsealed road twisted its way through the dense
+   growth.  By and by, there is the crack of a whip, and gradually the
+   low rumble of horses' hooves.
+
+   The coachman cracked his whip again, further urging on the two horses
+   pulling the black coach to it's treacherous destiny. The road took
+   another turn, and began to head down into the valley, where the trees
+   gave way to the faint lights of peasant dwellings. As the coach
+   clattered onto the cobblestones at the outskirts of the village, the
+   coachman pulled back on the reins and slowed the horses to a stop.
+   After a moment, the coach door opened and Fearless Fred stepped out.
+ 
+   "So this is Transvestylvania, is it? What a hole."
+ 
+   "Shhhhh, Fred", said Ford Prefect as he also stepped out of the coach,
+   looking nervously over his shoulder at the cloaked coachman.  "It's
+   always like this", he added softly.
+ 
+   "You mean you've been to this dump before?", asked Fred in surprise.
+ 
+   "Well, once. Briefly. It was a long time ago, and I travelled in from
+   the opposite direction over the Bulgarian border. I've never come this
+   way before."
+ 
+   "No, neither have I", said Lensman as he stepped out of the coach
+   tugging a rapidly deflating doll, "it must have been all those holes
+   and cobblestones in the road."
+ 
+   "Yeah, it was a bit rough", Fred agreed as he patted his pockets,
+   "it's a pity Satan's Daughter wasn't riding with us, we could have
+   had fresh butter within the first three miles..."
+
+   Fred found what he had been looking for, and extracted a money pouch
+   from his coat pocket. He hunted around for a gold sovereign and handed
+   it to the coach driver who took it silently. Lensman struggled with the
+   luggage with growing irritation at the rear of the coach.  "Damn
+   luggage clamps won't undo. They're harder than my shoe laces.  Arghh!
+   Help me Fred."
+ 
+   Fred grimaced and joined Lensman at the rear of the coach and began
+   pulling at the jammed clamps.
+ 
+   Ford searched around in the bottom of his satchel and pulled out an
+   incomplete tool kit. "You want a screwdriver?", he called.
+
+   "Leave it out", said Raster, the coachman, speaking for the first time,
+   "you've got me ten minutes late already. I was supposed to be making
+   mad passionate love with Julie Alderman tonight, and if I'm not there
+   in five minutes she'll be starting without me!"
+
+   Lensman hauled the luggage off the rear of the coach, and the coach
+   sped off into the night to the sound of a cracking whip.
+
+   "So where to now?", asked Ford.
+
+   "This way", said Fred eagerly as he hurried down a side street, "I can
+   smell that O.H. functional group anywhere..."
+
+   Sure enough, Fred led them to the Werewolf's Fang, the local inn.  A
+   pool of warm light spilled out of the open door into the street, and
+   the sounds of music and laughter could be heard from within. As they
+   stepped inside, a sudden hush fell over the room and the peasants all
+   turned to stare. "Uh, hi guys", faltered Lensman with a nervous little
+   half wave, "Ah... don't mind us... drink up..." He trailed off, and the
+   three shuffled over to a remote corner of the bar.
+
+   The peasants gradually resumed their conversations, though now in a
+   subdued tone. A few crossed themselves. The Barman, Garden Gnome,
+   finished wiping a few glasses, and approached them.  "Yes?", he said in
+   a deep, bored voice.
+
+   Fred relaxed as he sat down on a barstool and rested his elbow on the
+   wood-topped bar.  "I'll have a double Anything-Alcoholic", said Fred,
+   as a few peasants left the inn, crossing themselves.
+
+   "Why do they keep making that sign?", Ford wondered aloud.
+
+   "Protection", said a husky voice beside him.  Ford turned around, and
+   saw a hessian-clad peasant, Ivan Trotsky, sitting at a nearby table.
+
+   "Pardon?"
+
+   "They do it to ward off evil forces, demons..."
+
+   "Oh", said Ford, "so it's the sign of the cross?"
+
+   "No", replied Ivan, "actually it's the sign of the cross-your-heart
+   bra. Everyone wears one here. It's for protection of the breasts
+   against...." Ivan lowered his voice to a whisper, "... the Count!"
+
+   "The Count!", exclaimed Fred, "but that's who we've come here to see.
+   You do mean Count Masky von Crackula?"
+
+   "Yes, the Devil Masky. Woe to all who tread the stones of the Castle
+   Crackula. Why would you want to go THERE!?"
+
+   "Well", said Lensman, "actually, we're real estate agents."
+
+   "Errrrr!", said the entire bar populous.
+
+   "All right, all right", said Lensman defensively, "I know it's not
+   exactly a popular career, but the hours are good."
+
+   "They're right, you know", said Disk Destroyer, the local estate agent
+   as he climbed onto the bar-top, "and I have terrific powers of
+   persuasion. Just watch me turn rape into rapture. Twenty sovereigns
+   says I can finally get a girl tonight." Disk Destroyer abseiled down
+   Fred's leg and plunged into a nearby forest of knees running towards
+   the women. They could hear shouts above a drunk rendition of "Roll me
+   over in the clover"...
+
+   "Hey there, if I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it
+   against me?"
+ 
+   {Splash of drink being thrown}
+ 
+   {Pause}
+ 
+   "Hey there baby, want sex? {pause}  OK then, want to lie down while I
+   have some?"
+ 
+   {Crunch of knee in groin}
+
+   "Anyway", said Fred as he scooped up the twenty sovereigns, "we're here
+   to sell the Count a house in London."
+
+   "Just be careful!", hissed Ivan, "Masky isn't what he appears to be,
+   he's a kinky vampire!"
+
+   "He's what?", exclaimed Ford.  
+
+   "You heard. He flies around at night and finds a victim. He then
+   mesmerizes them, bites their feet, and sucks their blood out through
+   their toes!"
+
+                        --------------------------
+
+   "I don't see why we couldn't have just stayed at the inn", complained
+   Ford as they neared the towering front doors of Castle Crackula.
+
+   "Stay there?", asked Fred, "no thanks. The innkeeper kept trying to
+   feed me live yabbies. The waitress with the bamix wasn't bad though..."
+
+   "There'll be no-one here at this hour", moaned Lensman.
+   
+   "Don't be so sure", said Fred, "listen..." They could faintly hear the
+   sound of a pipe organ being played.  Fred banged loudly on the doors,
+   and shortly a tall, saturnine figure opened the door.
+
+   "Sorry to have kept you waiting, but I've recently had to sack Renfield
+   and I like playing with my organ.", apologised Masky.
+
+   "Renfield?", echoed Fred.
+
+   "My manservant. His habits were disgusting me. He was a zoophagous
+   maniac."
+
+   "A what?", asked Fred.
+   
+   "A MAN-SERVANT." Count Masky repeated slowly. "He used to serve the
+   village men to me."
+ 
+   "No, the zoo-thingie maniac." Fred said with a blank look on his face.
+ 
+   "Oh, ZOOPHAGOUS MANIAC. He used to eat spiders and flies", explained
+   Masky.
+
+   "How did he get their little legs apart?", asked Lensman.
+
+   Fred elbowed Lensman in the ribs, and they all went inside and gathered
+   in the dining hall.
+
+                        -------------------------- 
+
+   After they had settled around the table, with Masky on a commode, Fred
+   unrolled several charts and blueprints.  "This is the building we
+   thought most suited you. It is, as you wanted, quite large and
+   isolated", said Fred.
+
+   "And you can arrange my transportation as I requested?" Masky queried.
+ 
+   "Certainly, Ford here is a travel agent and will make all the
+   arrangements."
+
+   "Splendid." Count Masky responded. "We shall continue this discussion
+   tomorrow evening. I hope you shall find your chambers comfortable.
+   A meal will be served at midday. Natasha here will see you to your
+   rooms.  Good evening gentlemen."
+
+   "I wonder if Natasha is his woman-servant." Fred said to Ford as they
+   followed her to their rooms, making a note in his black book.
+
+                        -------------------------- 
+
+   When the trio awoke in the afternoon, they found a hot meal waiting for
+   them in the hallway outside.  After eating, they made a short
+   exploratory trip around the castle, but found most of it locked off.
+ 
+   Fred worked on the title deeds for the house in England for a while,
+   and then noticed Ford was missing. Lensman was on his bed and hadn't
+   seem to have noticed, so Fred put down his quill and left the room to
+   look for him.  Fred eventually found Ford kneeling on the floor in one
+   of the corridors, apparently making a detailed examination of the
+   floor.
+ 
+   Ford looked up, startled, as Fred approached.  "Fred! Come over here
+   and knock on the floor."
+
+   Fred took an immediate step backwards.  "What, with you?"
+
+   "No, bang the floorboards." 
+
+   "Look Ford, that sort of pansexual perversion might turn you on, but
+   if you think I'm about to-"
+
+   "No! Listen to this." Ford rapped on a square floor panel with his
+   knuckles. The sound echoed hollowly.  "Did you hear that?", asked Ford,
+   "I think there's a hidden compartment under this piece of floor."
+
+   "Hey, you could be right... Yeah, it seems to be movable." Fred pried
+   the panel out of place, and discovered a small hole under the
+   passageway. In it lay a dusty book of vallum pages and leather
+   bindings. Fred carefully lifted it out, and blew the dust off the
+   cover.
+
+      +---+                                                     +---+ 
+      |   |-----------------------------------------------------|   |
+      | + |                                                     | + | 
+      +---+  T H  E     V  A  M  P  Y  R                        +---+
+          |                                                     |
+          |    A Lesson in Unnatural History.                   |
+          |                                                     |
+      +---+                        by  Jesse  Ertits.           +---+
+      | + |                                                     | + |
+      |   |-----------------------------------------------------|   |
+      +---+                                                     +---+  
+
+   Fred and Ford went back to the bedroom, where Fred began to read the
+   book and Ford helped Lensman do The Times crossword. "No, no, no,
+   Lenny, there's only three X's in pornography..."
+
+   "Help me with this one, Ford. A four letter slang word for vagina."
+
+   "Oh", said Ford, knotting his brow, "I know the word it should be...
+   vagina...  vagina... Damn, I can't remember it, but it's on the tip of
+   my tongue..."
+
+   "What's the book about, Fred?", asked Lenny after a while.
+
+   "All about vampires", said Fred as he carefully turned another page and
+   began absorbing the centuries-old print.  "Did you know vampires can
+   turn gaseous? I just thought Masky farted a lot. It says here what a
+   vampire's weaknesses are and, ahh!, this next bit should be important,
+   `how to kill a vampire'..." Fred turned another sheet of brittle
+   vallum. "Shit!"
+
+   "What's wrong?", asked Ford 
+
+   "Some bastard has been pressing flowers in the book! I can't read
+   what it says to do. Look at this, there are daffodils flattened onto
+   the vallum sheets!"
+
+   "Yeah", said Lensman, looking over Fred's shoulder, "and what extremely
+   poor taste in flowers! I'd much rather see pansies between my
+   sheets..."
+
+   "Sun's setting, Fred", said Ford, who was standing next to the narrow
+   arrowslit that served as a window, "Masky will be up and flitting
+   around the belfry soon. Better not let him see that book."
+
+   Fred hid the book under his bed and soon Masky strode in, opera cape
+   flapping.
+
+   "Good evening gentlemen. I trust you are comfortable." Count Masky
+   greeted them, and continued without waiting for a response. "I have
+   some business to attend to tonight, so I will be unavailable.  Please
+   don't pry around the keep, it could be dangerous." With that, he left.
+
+   "Wonder where he's off to", said Lensman, a little irritated at such
+   curt treatment.  "Probably off to the blood bank for a withdrawal",
+   said Fred wryly.
+
+   "Better than Cefiar's habit. He makes withdrawals from the sperm bank",
+   reflected Ford.
+
+   "He used to work there", said Lensman, recalling an appropriate snippet
+   of information, "but he got fired when they found him drinking on the
+   job."
+
+   "OK, enough gossip, what are we going to do about Count Masky?" Ford
+   said.
+ 
+   Lensman had a blank look on his face, as too did Fred. Flickering
+   torchlight surrounded them until a distant yell broke the silence and
+   left an uneasy tension in the air.
+ 
+   "At times like this, I think we should look for inspiration at the
+   inn." said Fred as he made his way out of the room and headed to the
+   inn closely followed by Ford and Lensman.
+
+                        --------------------------
+ 
+   Dawn was breaking as the three staggered back towards the castle.
+   Earlier that evening they'd heard many things about the foul deeds of
+   the evil Count, and among the other information they'd gathered was how
+   to dispel a vampire, but no-one was brave enough to enter the castle to
+   attempt it.
+ 
+   "I don't get it." said Ford as their third rendition of What Do You Do
+   With A Drunken Vampire finished. "How is a bottle of Holy Vaseline
+   supposed to effect vampires?"
+ 
+   "Shhh!" Slurred Fred. "We're nearing the castle, don't want him to get
+   suspicious."
+
+                         --------------------------
+
+   That evening they were woken by the spine chilling howl of a lone wolf
+   somewhere in the woods nearby. Ford had commented that there would be a
+   full moon that night. Natasha entered the room, her breasts arriving
+   several seconds before the rest of her.
+ 
+   "Good evening. The count would like to extend an invitation for you to
+   join him for a meal and finalise your business matters. Would you
+   follow me please?" Natasha turned, narrowly missing Fred's grasp and led
+   the three down the stone corridors to the dining hall towards the
+   Count's organ playing.
+ 
+   The organ fell awkwardly silent as Natasha entered the room followed by
+   Fred's tongue, Fred, Ford and Lensman. Turning away from the keyboard
+   the Count greeted them, and gestured for them to take their seats. A
+   fine dinner followed which the Count explained was some of the finest
+   local cuisine.
+ 
+   "Delicious." Ford began to reminisce "reminds me of and old African
+   dish which I could never get the recipe for."
+ 
+   "Battered ant-eater tongues, pickled worms and sauteed hog testicles."
+   I'm glad you enjoyed it. Most outsiders find our local specialties,
+   let's say, not to their liking."
+ 
+   "Ah, Count." Fred thought he'd bring business matters up before the
+   meal. "Remarkable dinner, but to the matter of our business?"
+ 
+   "You will find in the chest over there" the Count gestured to a large
+   wooded chest at the side of the room, "the agreed amount for the
+   estate. I shall be leaving by coach within the week for England.  Will
+   you enjoy my company for another night? The surrounding woods can be
+   dangerous at."
+ 
+   "Thank you count, but we feel we would be abusing your hospitality to
+   stay." Ford said as The Lensman, who now resembled jelly, green and
+   wobbly, began to slip under the table assumably to keep Fred company.
+ 
+   "Very well. Natasha! Get the coach. Have a pleasant journey." The Count
+   turned and strode out of the room.
+
+                        --------------------------
+ 
+   Lensman and Fred took a while to recover, but they knew that the count
+   would soon be wanting to retire for the day, and they wanted to have
+   left the castle by then. Raster helped Lensman secure the case
+   onto the rear of the coach. Count Masky looked on from the large
+   carved wooden doors which were the main entrance to the castle.
+ 
+   "Farewell Count. It has been a pleasure doing business with you." Fred
+   grinned as he followed Ford into the coach and closed the door.
+
+   The coach pulled away to the crack of Raster's whip, down along a dark
+   winding road through the woods. Ford watched as the last spire of the
+   castle disappeared into the distance and turned to Fred.
+ 
+   "Now will you please explain what the Holy Vaseline was for Fred?"
+ 
+   "Five..." Fred began, "Four... Three... Two... "
+ 
+   "Arrrrggg!" A chilling scream from the castle cut Fred short and echoed
+   across the valley.
+ 
+   "Damn, my timing's out! Good thing he a good Catholic Vampire and
+   doesn't use condoms isn't it?" Fred grinned.
+
+   "I hear there's a Frankenstein guy looking for a vacant castle 
+   not far from here." Ford commented as he non-chalantly nibbled
+   his nails.
+
+   "Driver! To Frankenstein's Castle!" 
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                              ============
+                               Synderella 
+                              ============ 
+                              By Avalon ..
+
+     Once upon a time, in a land not to different from our own, there
+     lived a pretty, but flat-chested and almost innocent girl called
+     "Synderella".  She lived at home with her stepmother and her fat,
+     ugly stepsisters.
+ 
+     Synderella was always left to do the more mundane tasks such as
+     cooking [Can anyone live on bouncy cheesecakes alone?] and
+     scrubbing up after her stepsisters and stepmother.
+ 
+     One day an invitation came to the house from the palace, it was
+     an invitation to the King's next orgy, it was given to all
+     females who were thought worthy of being there. Synderella
+     thought she was invited too.
+ 
+     In the lead up to the ball, her stepsisters had many tasks for
+     Synderella. "Wash this, I don't want to get any more diseases!"
+     "Where's my pill?" were some of the constant requests of
+     Synderella.  "Should I curl my hair or go bald and wear a wig?",
+     pondered one of her stepsisters as she prepared herself for the
+     orgy.
+ 
+     Finally the night arrived and when the coach arrived Synderella
+     was still in her leather and chains and was unable to go since
+     she was obviously overdressed for the occasion.
+ 
+     "Get back inside now!" yelled the stepmother, cracking a whip
+     and pulling hard on the chain that wound its way to Synderella,
+     forcing her back inside.
+ 
+     A few hours later when Synderella had finished her chores and
+     her stepmother had retired to bed, Synderella sat alone on
+     her bed deep in thought of what it would be like to be at the
+     orgy, and began weeping silently to herself "It's not (sob) not
+     fair..."
+
+     {POOF!}
+ 
+     "Ok, Ok, I'm here, now stop messing about and we'll see what I
+     can do about getting you to the orgy." said a mysterious figure
+     with a lisp.
+ 
+     "Who are you ?", asked Synderella.
+ 
+     "None of your business... stand up." the mysterious figure said.
+     Synderella protested that she was unused to finding strange men in
+     her bedroom, and would not participate with anything he wanted until
+     she at least knew his name.  Reluctantly he mumbled "You can call me
+     Lance. I'm your Fairy God-SysOp."  With nothing much else to do,
+     Synderella wiped the tears from her eyes, and stood up expectantly.
+ 
+     "No wonder you're not at the orgy." said the stranger. "Hmmmm..."
+     Waving the wand in his right hand he said some words that
+     sounded more like an excited faggot than a magician.  Synderella
+     stood waiting for something to happen.
+ 
+     "Well?!" demanded Synderella expectantly.
+ 
+     "Have a look at yourself now."
+ 
+     "Oh!" said Synderella, noticing that she now had an admirable
+     bust, "Much better. But how do I get there ?"
+ 
+     "One driver coming up...".  A pillar of smoke appeared, and out
+     stepped Fred. "Damn! Oh well, he'll have to do. And for transport...
+     I think an armored personnel carrier should see you there safely,
+     even with this maniac driving."
+ 
+     A loud crash came from the road outside. "Good, got the wogs
+     parked in the car out front. Well what are you waitin' for ?"
+     asked Lance.
+ 
+     "I'm not going driving with him!" yelled Synderella.
+ 
+     "You'll be safe, after all what can happen to you inside a
+     APC?", replied the being of mysterious sexuality.  "Oh Synderella,
+     don't forget to be home before midnight, after that you are
+     vulnerable to anything that might be floating around at the orgy, and
+     its better to be safe than sorry.  Those who attend these orgies
+     aren't well known for safety.  Oh, you'll also return to normal.
+     That could de a bit of a let down for someone.", he warned, and then
+     vanished with a poof. [Who was the other poof?]
+ 
+     "But its 9:30 now!", complained Synderella. "I'll be lucky if I have
+     five guys!"
+ 
+     "Stop standing around complaining and get into the APC.", commanded
+     Fred.  The APC was sitting upon a squashed piece of metal that was
+     oozing grease.  "Slimy grease balls.  Watch out for the mess
+     Synderella." said Fred. "Errgghh yuck.  I can see why they don't sell
+     lubricants in wog countries.", commented Fred as he followed
+     Synderella into the APC.
+ 
+     The trip to the palace was fairly uneventful except for the 12
+     houses, 8 cars, 2 trucks, and anything else that was stupid enough to
+     lie along the straight line between Synderella's house and the
+     palace. All of which Fred flattened with glee, and with the small
+     knife in his hand carved another 3 notches into the dashboard for the
+     three stupid people he managed to collect on the way.  As Synderella
+     nimbly left the vehicle he was carving in a half-notch mumbling that
+     "After all one was pregnant..."
+ 
+     Synderella hurried up the stairs thankful that the trip was over.
+     Following the trail of scented steam, found the main sauna/spa room.
+     It was packed with people and was hard to hear anything except for
+     the constant groans and moans.  As she shut the door, everyone turned
+     to stare at her, even her stepsisters, who seemed not to recognise
+     her.  Suddenly she blushed, realizing that she was overdressed for
+     this, and removed what clothing she was wearing and looked for a
+     spare male.
+ 
+     As she looked, fierce glances of jealousy came from the women and the
+     men looked at her with lust filled eyes, but unable to break the hold
+     their partners' holds.  Finally she found a spare male but was quite
+     disappointed with her find.  As time crept on, so did the number of
+     disappointments but little did she notice that the Prince, who was as
+     yet unwed, was slowly but surely making his way around to her.
+     Giving up hope of ever gaining satisfaction and realising that
+     midnight was approaching, Synderella turned to leave but found
+     herself facing the Prince.
+ 
+     The Prince calmly took control of the situation and directed
+     Synderella towards bliss.  Synderella lost all sense of time, and
+     just as she was beginning to think she would climax for once she
+     heard a clock ring out: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven,
+     eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve to the rhythm of the Prince.
+     "Midnight!" thought Synderella, with images of flat breasts, she
+     panicked. Pulling away from the Prince she left hurriedly,
+     forgetting to dress and ran out as quickly as possible.
+ 
+     Meanwhile the Prince was dumbfounded, why would any woman run away
+     just as she was about to climax? Distraught and disappointed that he
+     had missed out on such a fine pair, he set about to look for her.
+     The only clue, a body suit that could fit only one person properly.
+ 
+     The prince took the bodysuit to the local clothes makers in an effort
+     to find the tailor that made such an erotic garment. Without success
+     there, he sent forth his loyal servants to find the sensuous woman.
+ 
+     For months, the loyal men roamed the country demanding that each
+     female shapely enough, try on the bodysuit, with the good came the
+     bad, many of them returned blind, the sights they saw were that
+     horrible.
+ 
+     Finally they came to the house in which Synderella was held captive,
+     her stepsisters and stepmother all tried it on but they were all too
+     small. By chance Synderella entered the fitting room.
+ 
+     "Have you tried it on miss?", inquired one of the Prince's servants.
+
+     "No of course not you fool!", replied Synderella's stepmother.
+ 
+     "And she's not going to either!", yelled her her first stepsister.
+ 
+     "I'll bet you she does fit.", challenged the second stepsister
+     mockingly.
+ 
+     "What's the stake?" questioned the third.
+ 
+     "Our boyfriends."
+ 
+     "But you don't have one!"
+ 
+     Synderella tried it on at the insistence of the Prince's servant.  As
+     she put on the body suit, her bust filled out to the exact dimensions
+     of the bodysuit.  The Prince's servants grabbed Synderella and thrust
+     her outside into a waiting carriage (with Fred as the driver again!)
+     which sped off to the palace.
+ 
+     "Right, here she is.", said the prince to the chaplain standing next
+     to him, "Marry us or I'll have your heads cut off, one by one!",
+     threatened the Prince.
+ 
+     "Yeah....right", replied the chaplain with a slightly red face and
+     proceeded to marry the two.
+ 
+ 
+                             The End
+ 
+     Epilogue.
+     ---------
+
+     The Prince lived until he overcame himself one evening with the
+     837th position in the Karma Sutra.
+ 
+     Synderella died when she fell (forwards!) from a balcony at the
+     Prince's funeral.  She survived the fall, but suffered a heart
+     attack when she realized how high she had bounced back up into
+     the air!
+ 
+                             THE END
+
+     The Moral of this story.
+     ------------------------
+
+     Too many bouncy cheesecakes can be a health hazard.
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                     ===================================
+                      Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.
+                     ===================================
+                             By Lightning Bolt
+
+                                 The Cast
+                                 ========
+
+                           Narrator:     Ford Prefect
+                        Snow White:     SYN ...
+                  The Wicked Queen:     Erika Matlen
+                        The Prince:     Radio Active
+
+                Dwarves:     Dopey:     Vagabond
+                             Lusty:     Night Stalker
+                            Shorty:     Disk Destroyer
+                            Sleazy:     Fearless Fred
+                            Commie:     Ivan Trotsky
+                             Nosey:     Infiltrator
+                             SysOp:     Craig Bowen
+
+                           --------------------------
+
+               Scene I. Queen's Royal Chambers.
+               --------------------------------
+
+      Narrator: We travel back in time to a long past era, when women
+               knew their place was in the kitchen and men knew their
+               place was on top. Back in those good old days before
+               women's lib, even the Queen had to cook. And cook she
+               almost did. In fact, she was quite proud of the fact
+               that her cooking was so bad that nobody would or could
+               eat it, a jealously guarded skill. Until one day....
+
+      Queen:   Rubber, Rubber, Rubber Band, 
+               Who's are the bounciest cheesecakes in the land?
+
+      Voice:   Meanest, Nastiest Queenie-Pooh,
+               I'm afraid my darling it isn't you!
+               I tell this true, I tell it right,
+               The bounciest cheesecake is made by Snow White. 
+
+      Queen:   Little Brat! I'll fix her! I'll have her thrown deep into
+               the woods where that old witch will take her into her
+               house made of lollies, and she'll get so fat she'll burst!
+               (Psychopathic laugh.....)
+
+                        --------------------------
+
+               Scene II. Late afternoon in the forest.
+               ---------------------------------------
+
+      Narrator: Well, it seems that the Queen has about as much 
+               intelligence as she has cooking skills. Silly cow has
+               got her fairy tales mixed up.  But, as they say in the
+               classics, on with the show...
+
+      Dwarves: Hi Ho, Hi Ho, A sleazing we will go...
+
+               [Dopey walks into Snow White.]
+
+      Dopey:   Ouch! Oh, hey, that didn't hurt... hmm, this is a nice
+               soft tree.
+
+      Sleazy:  I wonder if there's a pussy stuck up that tree that
+               wants a hand.
+
+      SysOp:   Keep your hands off her Sleazy, (turns and yells) and 
+               you'd better stop trying to take her bra off Lusty
+               or else!
+
+      Lusty:   Or else what?!
+
+      SysOp:   Or I'll tell the others just how long 9 inches really is!
+
+      Lusty:   I was just checking that it was on properly. Please
+               don't tell!
+
+      Snow White: (Weeping) My mean nasty step mother the Queen has
+               deserted me here in the forest, I'm never going to find
+               my way home. (Sniff)
+
+      Shorty:  Don't worry we'll help you wont we guys?
+
+      Lusty:   (Grins)
+
+      Sleazy:  (Grins)
+
+      SysOp:   Of course we'll help you. But you look awfully tired.
+               Why don't you come back to our humble abode and rest a
+               while?
+
+      Snow White: Oh, (cheering up) you're all so kind, and this one 
+               (looks at shorty) is so... so... fresh faced! He's so cute!
+               For all your kindness I'll cook you one of my cheesecakes.
+
+      Sleazy:  She cooks too! Can you do roast lamb? Looks like we wont 
+               need the sheep anymore.
+
+                        --------------------------
+
+               Scene III. Queen's Royal Chambers.
+               ----------------------------------
+
+      Narrator: So off they went back to the dwarves' house. Snow White
+               was so grateful for the dwarves' hospitality that she set
+               about cooking them a wonderful meal. Meanwhile, back at 
+               the castle...
+
+      Queen:   Rubber, Rubber, Rubber Band,
+               Who's are the bounciest cheesecakes in the land?
+
+      Voice:   Meanest, Nastiest Witchy-Pooh,
+               I'm afraid my darling you're still number two!
+
+      Queen:   Damn, I'll fix her once and for all! Let's see... 
+               [FX: Leafing through a book sounds.] 
+               Love potions... poison needles... toad spells... 
+               POISON APPLE! Nah... not original enough... 
+               Hmmm, I wonder, a poison beater, so the next cheesecake
+               she make.... WHAMMO! (Psychopatic laugh.)
+
+                        --------------------------
+
+               Scene IV. The Dwarves' Home.
+               ----------------------------
+
+      Narrator: The next week, when the dwarves had recovered from Snow
+               White's cooking, they happily went off to work again, 
+               leaving Snow White alone in the house...
+
+      FX       Knocking at door.
+
+      Voice:   Hello, anyone home, I'm your neighborhood tupperware lady.
+
+      Snow White: Oh, come on in!
+
+      Old Lady (Who's actually the Queen in disguise): Would you be 
+               interested in throwing a Tupperware party my dear?
+
+      Snow White: Oh, no thanks, people in this neck of the woods don't
+               go in for that sort of thing much. 
+
+      Old Lady: Never mind, could I at least interest you in one of our
+               new lines. It's a beater specially designed for making
+               cheesecakes?
+
+      Snow White: Oh yes! It's just what I need! My last one didn't go down
+                  all that well with the guys.
+
+      Old Lady: (Gives the beater to Snow White.) I should be off now.
+               Farewell my dear. (Exits. Psychopathic chuckle.)
+
+                        --------------------------
+
+               Scene V. The Dwarves' Home that Evening.
+               ----------------------------------------
+
+      Narrator: Well, the mean, nasty Queen's plan worked. Snow White
+               immediately started to cook the Dwarves a cheesecake, and 
+               fell into a deep sleep as she started to beat the cream
+               cheese... that night when the dwarves returned from work...
+
+      SysOp:   Look guys, Snow White's asleep! You haven't been trying 
+               to chat her up have you Dopey?
+
+      Dopey:   Ahhh, errrr, well, you see, ummmmm? 
+               What was the question again?
+
+      Sleazy:  Great, now is my chance to do some serious whipped
+               cream licking!
+
+      Shorty:  That's disgusting! You should love and respect all women,
+               and...    Hey! Put me down!
+
+      SysOp:   Leave him alone Sleazy, (turns and yells) and get off her
+               Lusty! Let's figure out what we're going to do about this.
+
+      Dopey:   I once read a book ya know.
+
+      (all wait expectantly)
+
+      Nosey:   So?
+
+      Dopey:   I just thought I should tell you that because you all think
+               I am dumb and things.
+
+      Nosey:   (With a glint in his eye) When's the last time we had a
+                good gang bang?
+
+      Shorty:  (About to say something but thinks better of it.)
+
+      Commie:  Well, look at it this way guys, we don't have to eat any more
+               of her AWFUL cooking!
+
+      Shorty:  He's got a point there. 
+
+      Sleazy:  How about Dial-A-Dino's. Let's see (opens yellow pages)
+               Dial-a-Slut, hmmm I'll just make a note of that, 
+               Dial-A-Prince, there's one for Robbie!
+               Dial-a-Dino's here we are!
+
+      SysOp:   That's it! A prince. She's under one of those cliche 
+               spells that need a kiss to snap them out of it.
+
+      Sleazy:  Can we get some food first? I'm starving! Besides, we 
+               could always try licking whipped cream off various parts
+               of her anatomy to see if that will wake her up first.
+
+      SysOp:   Hand me that phone. (Grabs Phone & Dials.)
+               Hello, Peasant's Princely Products?
+               I'd like one pair of Princely Lips, and make it FAST!
+               (Hangs up, thinks, picks up the phone.)
+               We're in the middle of the woods.
+               (Hangs up.)
+
+      Commie:  You should have told them we'll pay VISA. (SMILES!)
+
+      FX       Knock at door. 
+
+      Prince:  (Entering) [FX: Trumpet Fanfare] You called?
+
+      SysOp:   What took you so long?
+
+      Prince:  [FX: Trumpet Fanfare] Some damned wolf ran me off the 
+               road on the short cut. So what seems to be the problem?
+
+      Sleazy:  Can I at least TRY the whipped cream first?
+
+      SysOp:   Can it Sleazy! (Turns to Lusty) PUT HER BACK LUSTY!
+               (To Prince) Ms White here needs your lips.
+
+      Prince:  [FX: Trumpet Fanfare] No problem. (Kisses Snow White....!)
+               [FX: Lots of SLURP NOISES... then whatever is appropriate] 
+
+      Snow White: (Sleepily) Oh... that was great. Do you respect me still?
+
+      Prince:  [FX: Trumpet Fanfare] Yes, but I'd enjoy it more if you
+               wriggled a bit.
+
+      Narrator: And thus Snow White was revived, and went on to marry the
+               Prince. The Dwarves lived happily ever after on junk food,
+               as did Snow White and the Prince. What about the mean nasty
+               Queen you're wondering. She dropped one of her cheesecakes
+               which bounced off the floor, into the wall, ricoched off
+               the wall and killed her. Which just goes to disprove the
+               old saying; "If you can't whip them, beat them."
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                         ====================
+                          Anarchistic Sports
+                         ====================
+                          By Lightning Bolt.
+
+   This has been an exciting month in the sports world. With the first
+   Victorian Bullshit Spinning League match being held we decided to
+   cover the action in detail. Down at ringside was Lightning Bolt
+   reporting on the match between The Masked Avenger and The Mentat.
+
+   We settled down ringside at the first Bullshit Spinning League match
+   of the season. The crowd buzzed with excitement, and the boys in bay
+   13 led by The Lensman were already getting into the mood with a hail
+   of empties being tossed at The Mentat as he entered the arena, the
+   odds on favorite after Masky's trainer revealed he had a sore throat.
+
+   The Masked Avenger was wearing a stunning pink satin gown, compared
+   to The Mentat in his drab brass studded leather jacket. Tension was
+   mounting as the umpire brought them together to shake hands Masky
+   kneed Mentat in the groin to the pleasure of the crowd.
+
+   As the bell sounded signifying the beginning of the first quarter,
+   Masky didn't waste any time, attacking Mentat with a favorite of his;
+   his 18 foot long dick. Mentat was only momentarily stunned, and
+   countered with with 50 hard disks he bought using an NUI he hacked
+   one evening. The crowd was stunned as too was Masky who could only
+   manage a feeble attempt at explaining how fun it was to be with
+   Vagabond in response. Mentat was bearly taken back by Masky's move
+   and sent him reeling with his progamming abilities in eight languages
+   and followed it up with a low attack about his penis size being
+   comparable to a horse's. Luckily for Masky the bell sounded ending
+   the first quarter.
+
+   As the bell sounded a couple of minutes later, Masky was waiting for
+   Mentat who attacked with his Porche 944 that he bought using his
+   mum's AMEX card. Masky was well prepared for this one, and countered
+   with his brilliant exam results, and continued with the quality of
+   Fred's mustache and managed to again knee him in the groin while the
+   umpire wasn't looking. The crowd was going wild, a Mexican Wave
+   circled the ground to a slow chant of "Masky! Masky!". The Mentat was
+   still dumbfounded, and Masky continued ahead of Mentat until the end
+   of the first half.
+
+   Half time entertainment wasn't bad, with an arousing strip-tease by
+   Julie Alderman, followed by Thelonius Monk blowing his horn. As Monk
+   finished his rendition of the Peter Gunn theme, Mentat, clearly ready
+   for a hard fight in the second half entered the ring followed closely
+   by Masky.
+
+   The third quarter went by rather uneventfully, although Mentat scored
+   well with a brilliant attack with Big Mother and his WIFE.
+
+   The last quarter was where we expected the bullshit to really fly,
+   and we weren't disappointed. Masky was first on the offensive with a
+   well timed "Taxi Cab is my best friend" followed by "I beat up Radio
+   Active yesterday." The Mentat was obviously being out classed, but
+   wasn't yet beaten and came back with a condom story and how this hot
+   date he screwed last week had worn through the condom. Masky couldn't
+   handle that one, and Mentat quickly followed it with the dose of
+   gonorrhea he caught from a model and the syphilis he caught at the last
+   orgy he went to which knocked Masky to the floor. Before the umpire
+   could stop him, he hit Masky with his herpes infection caught when
+   Raquel Welsh was in Australia for the Logies gave him the worse head
+   job he'd ever had.
+
+   That was it. It was a clear win to Mentat, who then turned to the
+   crowd, enticing them with his sexual proficiency with a netball team
+   before a well thrown stubbie from The Lensman sent him running to the
+   changing rooms.
+
+   All in all, a good start to the new season. Next month will be
+   another exciting round with Cefiar facing Taxi Cab. Cefiar with his
+   25 Gigabyte bulletin board should be an even match for Taxi Cab and
+   his father's sicopaths.
+
+                     Other results this month
+                     ------------------------
+
+      The amature wet T-shirt competition was won by Julie Alderman.
+
+      The amature g-string competition was lost by Masked Avenger.
+
+                          Street Fighting 
+                          ---------------
+       Geriatric Grannies     8     Gordie's Sicopaths       1
+       Bowen's Butchers       7     D.D. & the other Dwarves 3 
+       Trotsky & The Red Army 1     Adolf's SS               0
+
+                            Pub Crawling 
+                            ------------
+                     Fred                    8
+                     Lensman                 8
+                     Eliminator              15
+                     Satan's Daughter        3
+                     Craig Bowen             0
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                          =======================
+                           This Edition's Awards
+                          =======================
+
+   Sysop of the month................................. Craig Bowen
+
+   I Want to be a Bastard Sysop of the month.......... Masked Avenger
+
+   Claytons Sysop of the month........................ Cefiar
+
+   Drunken Sysop of the month......................... Fearless Fred
+
+   Magical Sysop of the month (POOF!)................. Lance Link
+
+   Horny Sysop of the month........................... Night Stalker
+
+   Lost but not Forgotten Sysop of the month.......... The Alien
+
+   The Cheque is in the mail award.................... Lounge Lizzard
+      
+   Mega Fugly Award................................... Alex Rogan
+   (Even fuglier than Masky)
+
+   Boring Award....................................... Vagabond
+
+   Spunky Bum Award................................... Fearless Fred
+
+   Spotty Bum Award................................... Sprite
+
+   I Refuse to Reveal my Bra Size Award............... The Bogan
+
+   Driver of the Month................................ Mandie
+                                                   (Women drivers!)
+
+   Hoon of the Month.................................. Wodger Wabbit
+
+   Boring Cruise of the month......................... Vagabond Cruises
+   [Private joke - Ed.]
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                   =======================
+                    Quotes for this month
+                   =======================
+
+   The Bogan:      "How many have you got?"
+ 
+   Masked Avenger: "Eighteen!"
+
+   [I think he must be talking in millimeters! Ed]
+
+   SYN ...:        "Ah, not that long..."
+
+   SYN ...:        "I couldn't cope with any more than four..."
+
+   Masked Avenger: "Loosen up!"
+
+   SYN ...:        "It's just really hard to work in..." 
+
+   Masked Avenger: "You've got to cum!"
+
+   SYN ...:        "...you can, but I wont."
+ 
+   The Bogan:      "Can I?"
+
+   Craig Bowen:    "I blew something as I came..."
+
+   Killer Tomato:  "Dianne gets all the big parts."
+
+   Vagabond:       "It's shaped for your hand."
+
+   Fearless Fred:  "I've got to release this tomorrow."
+
+   Vagabond:       "It's a real pain in the ass."
+
+   Masked Avenger: "What is it?"
+
+   Vagabond:       "It's VERY slick."
+
+   Masked Avenger: "Gimme that!"
+
+   The Bogan:      "I might."
+
+   Masked Avenger: "I haven't done that for so long..."
+
+   The Bogan:      "It's disgusting and you shouldn't do it!"
+
+   Masked Avenger: "It's really hard!"
+
+   Royna:          "Open your mouth..."
+
+   SYN ...:        "See if I can get it in..."
+
+   Craig Bowen:    "Look like she bit off more than she can chew."
+
+   Masked Avenger: "Oh God, that felt good!"
+
+   The Bogan:      "I haven't had one in seven weeks."
+
+   Masked Avenger: "Are you into bondage?"
+
+   The Bogan:      "No... Just perverted."
+
+   Walter Slayer:  "I'm not perverted. I'm just a sexual experimentialist."
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                   ================================
+                    Thanks to the Following People
+                   ================================
+
+   Mick & Raquel:  Thanks for showing me around Sydney, I just wish I
+                   could remember more!
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                         =======================
+                          E V I L   A N G E L S
+                         =======================
+
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+
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+
+                EDITOR:   Lightning Bolt (AKA Fearless Fred)
+
+               AUTHORS:   Fearless Fred (AKA Lightning Bolt)
+                          Ford Prefect.
+
+                ARTIST:   Ford Prefect.
+
+               LOGO BY:   B.D.S. (The Yid)
+
+            PROGRAMMER:   Vagabond.
+            (BSF Boys)
+
+     ASSOCIATE MEMBERS:   Thelonius Monk      The Lensman
+                          Sprite              Fizban
+                          Disk Destroyer      Ivan Trotsky
+                          SYN ...             Avalon ..
+                          Craig Bowen         Nixx
+
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+                          Royna             Masked Avenger
+                          Julie Alderman    Killer Tomato (Hi Stu!)
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+                 |        P.O. Box 528,              |
+                 |        Mulgrave North, 3170       |
+                 |   Make cheques payable to CASH!   |
+                 +-----------------------------------+
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+                        Anarchistic Tendencies XI
+                             (C) March 1989
+                 YOU HAVE NO GODDAMNMUTHAFUCKING RIGHTS!
+
+                (If you still read this shit your crazy!)
+
+                 ***************************************
+                 *  NO PART OF THIS FILE MAY BE        *
+                 *  PUBLISHED IN MASS MEDIA WITHOUT    *
+                 *  THE AUTHORS' WRITTEN PERMISSION    *
+                 *  AND HALF THE AUTHORS DON'T KNOW    *
+                 *  HOW TO WRITE. THE OTHER HALF ARE   *
+                 *  USUALLY DRUNK!                     *
+                 *                                     *
+                 *   - That's a god-damned warning -   *
+                 *                                     *
+                 ***************************************
+
+                 ::: YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL :::
+
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                        =======================
+                         DISCLAIMER/DATCLAIMER
+                        =======================
+     The authors have gone to a hell of a lot of trouble to ensure that
+     this file contains no offensive material. However, should you find
+     anything which you object to, STIFF SHIT! You can't sue us!  This
+     file is written with the intent of producing a humorous file which
+     will be enjoyed by everyone, and no offense is intended towards any
+     person or persons no matter how often or in what context they are
+     mentioned. And if you're sick of reading about SYN ... don't despair,
+     we're sick of writing about her. She doesn't even go red anymore!
+     If anyone wants to be assistant editor apply to Fred.
+   -------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+          Evil Angels Will Return With Anarchistic Tendencies XII
+          -------------------------------------------------------
+
+                    The Memoirs of Dianne Nichols.
+
+
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+                THE WORLD'S BEST SELLERS - June, 2070 AD.
+                                                    
+         10. Sexual Satisfaction From Pollinating Flowers - D. Destroyer
+          9. If you can't whip them, beat them.           - F. Fred
+             (A collect of poems dedicated to the Dairy Industry.)
+          8. 101 Phreaky Things to do Alone in Bed        - T. Cab
+          7. The Kama Syn - Synful Publishing Corp.       - Ms SYN ...
+          6. How to be the Complete Bastard. Vol III      - M. Avenger
+          5. How to make three inches look like NINE.     - R. Blaster
+          4. Macros Made Easy                             - F. Prefect
+          3. Alcoholic's Guide to the Universe.           - F. Fred
+          2. Sex At 47,000 feet                           - J. Alderman
+ 
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+        |                                                           |
+        |         and stories about other perverts.                 |
+        |                                                           | 
        |  Written by Ford Prefect, Fearless Fred, and introducing  |
+        |  Avalon.                                                  |
+       +-+                                                         +-+
+       | +---------------------------------------------------------+ |
+       +-+                                                         +-+
+
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+        _______---------------_________________---------------_______
+       |2                             |                             3|
+       |   The Memoirs of Dianne      | INTRODUCTION                 |
+       |          Nichols.            |   I am writing this book for |
       |                              | two reasons. The first is to |
+       | CONTENTS               page# | quash those vicious rumours  |
+       |                              | that are going 'round the    |
+       | Introduction...............3 | boards.                      |
+       | My History and               |   Just because I'm now 102   |
+       |    Hysterectomy............8 | DOESN'T mean I'm past it!    |
+       | Men.......................20 |   Let me tell you that the   |
+       | Women.....................53 | only difference between the  |
+       | Fruit.....................72 | new pro's and me is the      |
+       | Animals...................85 | difference between vaseline  |
+       | Vegetables...............107 | and poly-filla. I'M AS RANDY |
+       | Minerals.................129 | AS EVER!                     |
+       | Other things to try......135 |   Secondly, having done it   |
+       | Other things not to try..152 | with everything from A to Z  |
+       | Getting kinky............170 | I now want to share my       |
+       |                              | experience with others. For  |
+       | (Cont on back page)          | example, the new pervert may |
+       |_______---------------________|________---------------_______|
+
+         ____________________________________________________________
+        /  |                                                         \
+       |   |                                                         |
+       | O | Rough Draft - My Memoirs.                about page 10. |
+       |   | -----------   -----------                               |
+       | O | well. Also, I've traced my incestory back to the        |
+       |   |                            ^ANCESTRY                    |
+       |   | United States. It was here that my family name,         |
+       |   |                                                         |
+       |   | Nicholls, first appeared, as this was what people paid  |
+       |   |                                                         |
+       |   | for a bit of nookie.                                    |
+       |   |                                                         |
+       |   |   My ancestors stayed in the USA until 1801, when they  |
+       |   |                                                         |
+       |   | migrated to England. It was here, in a foggy Whitechapel|
+       |   |                                                         |
+       |   | street on the night of August 31st, 1888, that my poor  |
+       |   |                                                         |
+       |   | great-great grandmother, Polly Nicholls (another pro.   |
+       |   |                                                         |
+       |   | in my heritage) was murdered by Jack the Ripper. At     |
+       |   |                                                         |
+       |   | least she died on the job, I always think it's the way  |
+       |   |                                                         |
+       |   | she woold have wanted it                                |
+       |   |     ^WOULD                                              |
+       |   |   Anyway, after her death, my shocked family left       |
+       |   |                                                         |
+       |   | England to find greener pastures and softer beds in     |
+       |   |                                                         |
+       |   | Australia, and even dropped one of the "l"s from their  |
+       |   |                                                         | 
+       |   | surnames.                                               |
+       |   |                                                         |
+       |   |   I, myself, was born on June 12, 1969, in my mother's  |
       | O |                                                         |
+       |   | brothel. I was a real brothel sprout, and I suppose it  |
+       | O |                                                         |
+       |   | explains why it was inevitable that I "lost it" at age  |
+       \___|_________________________________________________________|
+
+   +---------------------------------------------------------------------+
+
+              Final draft - THE MEMOIRS OF DIANNE NICHOLS.
+                                                                   
+                   CHAPTER XXIII - DISAPPOINTMENTS.
+
+    Part I - Vagabond.
+
+    I think when Ze Prophet predicted that Vagabond was my perfect match,
+    it was the most absolutely incorrect thing he ever foretold. More of
+    a contradiction than a prediction.
+    
+    I soon found out that the only thing Vagabond and I had in common 
+    was that we were both like punctured tyres- Vagabond was never hard, 
+    but I always wanted to be pumped, so our relationship was doomed 
+    from the start.
+
+    I can still remember our first night together.  We went to the Hairy
+    Clam, the official Evil Angels seafood restaurant [editorial
+    footnote- This restaurant is already open at 264C Swanston Street,
+    just above our cinema] which is managed by Fearless Fred in his spare
+    time.
+
+                    --------------------------------------
+
+    EDITORIAL NOTE: It appears Dianne Nichols will remember little of
+    what went on in the restaurant, for her memoirs do not elaborate on
+    the evening.  However, we have managed to get hold of the video tape
+    from the restaurant's security camera, so here is a description of
+    the events...                 [Tape Date: 24-01-54  19:32:21]
+                                                 
+                    --------------------------------------
+
+    "Hello", said Fred as Vagabond and Dianne entered the foyer, "can I
+    help you?"
+
+    "We'd like a table for two", said Vagabond.
+
+    "Certainly, sir", said Fred, showing them into the main part of the
+    restaurant.
+
+    Fred seemed to be having difficulty keeping his hands off Dianne, so
+    he kept them occupied by fishing a notepad and pencil from his
+    pocket.
+
+    "Would you like to order now?", he asked Dianne, keeping his back to
+    Vagabond.
+
+    "I wouldn't mind tasting your salted mussel", said Dianne, looking
    pointedly at Fred's groin.
+
+    "It would go quite well with a bit of a groper", hinted back Fred.
+
+    "Ahh, excuse me", said Vagabond loudly, tapping Fred on the back,
+    "I'd like to have crabs."
+
+    "Shuddup!", spat Fred as he span around and shoved a bread roll in
+    Vagabond's mouth, "I'm serving the lady!"
+
+    He turned back to Dianne, and said "If you want to try something
+    really novel, I could bring my eel out and flop it on the table."
+
+    Dianne could not help giggling, and Fred knew he was 90% of the way
+    to getting her away from Vagabond.
+
+    "I've changed my mind", announced Vagabond, "could you change that
+    order? I want a floured plaice instead."
+
+    Fred jumped around again and held a clenched fist under Vagabond's
+    nose. "It'll be a ploughed face you'll get in a minute! Now stop
+    interrupting!" Fred gesticulated in a way that would have made Basil
+    Fawlty leap away.
+
+    [Editorial note- if you own the restaurant, it's okay to behave like
+    Fred is now, but don't expect a tip. - FP]
+
+    "I think I'll..."
+
+    "What's there to drink?", asked Dianne.
+
+    "I'll just get the wine waiter", said Fred, "FORD!!! Fucking get over
+    here!"
+
+    Ford Prefect came from across the room and ogled at Dianne as Fred
+    headed towards the kitchen with the order. Originally, Fred, with his
+    vast knowledge of alcoholic amalgamation, was to be the wine waiter,
+    but then everyone else involved with the restaurant realised that
+    introducing Fred to the entire supply of alcohol in a restaurant
+    would be less sensible than introducing neutrons to uranium-235.
+
+    "Hello Dianne", said Ford, "can I interest you in an Orgasm?"
+
+    "Ford!", yelled Fred from across the restaurant, "she's mine! Just
+    serve her! Wines, NOT COCKTALES!"
+
+    Ford looked puzzled, "If she's all yours, why do you want me to...?"
+    He trailed off, then asked, "Did you say serve her, or service her?"
+
+    "I said SERVE her."                                          
+
+    "Oh, right." Ford turned back to Dianne, and handed her a drinks
+    list.             
+
+    "I recommend the cheap stuff. I think you'll like the Vino Plonko,
    the Evil Angels special home brew. Avalon made it with his own two
+    feet!" [Which "two feet" we mean is open for speculation! - FP]
+
+    [The rest of the evening in the restaurant passed uneventfully,
+    except for two unfortunate (?) instances; one when Fred was setting
+    the table and Dianne asked for a fork, and one when Ford brought out
+    the wine and Dianne asked to taste his cork.]
+
+                    --------------------------------------
+
+    The real let-down came when Vagabond took me home, and the time came
+    when he took his pants off.  I almost burst out laughing when I saw
+    it! No jokes, his organ must have been the size of a half-sucked
+    tictac.
+
+    "Who do you expect to sexually satisfy with THAT?", I asked.
+
+    "Me, meeee!", he whined.
+
+    Well, he'd paid for me in advance, so there wasn't much I could do
+    except go ahead with it. I soon found out that he had worse rhythm
+    than a broken metronome.  Believe me, his fucking was completely
+    knackered. Also, his knackers were completely fucked. I think I've
+    seen bigger balls on the heads on pins.
+
+    Part II - Disk Destroyer.
+
+    This guy made Vagabond look macho!
+    You know, I often think of penises as salada biscuits; Fred's is
+    man-sized, Masky's is snack-size, and poor little DD's is bite-size.
+    Did I say penis? Disk Destroyer's was more... more a "punyis".
+
+   +---------------------------------------------------------------------+
+                     +------------------------------+
+                      Chapter 50 - The Karma Nichols
+                     +------------------------------+
+
+                           FROM THE MEMOIRS:
+
+      "The day after I had sexually gone through the alphabet for
+      the third time, I asked my keeper, Fearless Fred, if he could
+      find some knew ways to do it.  For a long time, Fred racked his
+      brains. Then he jabbed them with red hot pokers, boiled them in
+      oil, and even put them in thumb screws, perhaps to get the
+      synapses closer than three centimetres. 
+
+      Then he came up with the answer- he asked his friends and
+      made a lot of diagrams and notes. Here are a few of my
+      favourites..." - DN
+ 
+      POSITION # 29,224                                           
+      The Vertical Position.
+ 
+               #####
+              #### o          DIAGRAM: This position is most
              ###   >         suitable for two people.
+              ###  O
+               ##  /          TIP: Best done by gymnasts.
+               _| |_
+              /     \         NOTE: This position is best in
+              | | | |               Zero Gravity.
+              | | | |
+              | | '----,
+         /\   | \------'  /\
+        /  \  |     |    /  \
+        \/\ \ |     |   / /\/
+           \ \\     /  / /
+            \ \\   /\_/ /
+             \ #| |### /
+              | | |#  |
+              | | |   |
+             /  | |_   \
+             |  (___)  |
+             |  o   o  |
+            /  __   __  \
+            | /  | |  \ |
+            | | / o \ | |
+            | | | > | | |       TECHNIQUE TESTING:
+            | | #o o# | |       Dianne Nichols (lower pos.)
+            | | ######| |       Sprite (upper pos.)
+            | | ##### | |
+           _| |  ##   | |_
+          /___/   #   \___\
+ 
+      POSITION # 40,251
+      The Clock Position.     +-----+
+                ___________   |12:15|   DIAGRAM: Note circular bed.
+              _/   #####   \_ +-----+   Available from Captain Sleeze
+            _/     #o o#     \_         Bedding, cnr of Elizabeth and
+          _/       | < |       \_       Collins. See Fizban, Tues or
+          |        \ o /        |       Thu.
+          |      ___| |___      |
+          |     /         \     |       EXPLANATION: The male is the
+          |     | | . . | |     |         hour hand, and acts as a
+          |     | |  __ | |     __        "pivot" for the female or
+          '_____| |_/  \| |____/  \ ####  minute hand, who of course
+          ( |   \_/     \_/     _########  rotates in a clockwise
+          `-'------\___  _  _ _  #######   direction. Really
+          ,-,------/           |--######   adventurous groups in
+          (_|_______    ______  \   #     which the female doesn't
+                  | \__/|     \  \--\   mind anal sex form a
+          |       | | | |      \____/   threesome and include a
+          \_    __| | | |__    _/       second hand.
+            \_ (____| |____) _/
+              \_           _/   NOTES: A lot of lubricants are
+                \_________/     essential, else the guys will twist
+                                something (possibly off).
+ 
+      TECHNIQUE TESTING: Simple Sparks (hour hand)
+                         Dianne Nichols (minutes hand)
                         Thelonius Monk (second hand)
+
+   +---------------------------------------------------------------------+
+                             +---------------+
+                             The Final Chapter
+                             +---------------+
+
+               (What Dianne could never write in her memoirs.)
+
+           Dianne Nichols died on the 6th September 2074 aged 106.
+
+          She died, it is believed, of an overdose of aphrodisiacs.
+
+    In accordance with Dianne's Last Will and Testicle, she was buried on
+    the cemetery planet Kitalpha IV (local name Mortuas).
+
+                THE GREAT BBS CENTER ON THE PLANET MORTUAS.
+
+                   +-------------------------------+
+                   |   #  ##           ::::::::::: |Shuttle
+                   |# :::::::::::::::::: # #   #   |Pad 9.
+                   |  :    #  #    #   :     #    #|      |
+                   |# : # #    #  ##  1: #   a     +--:::-+
+          +--------+  : #    #        #:     :   #     :  |
+          |# #   # #  :   #     ##  #  :  #  : #     ##:  +------+
+          |# :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::     bXXX|
+          |# :  #:      #   :      #   :   #  #   #   #:::::::XXX|
+          |  :   : #        :          : #      #   #        :::::
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+             | #    ##     # #       #    :    #                 |
+             |  #   ##  ##     # #        :        #   #      #  |
+             +----------------------------:----------------------+
+
+         ::::::: pathway      # tomb stone.
+
+     a: SysOp's Knoll.
+
+     b: Caretaker's Hut # 1-8-1-4-69
+
+     1: The grave of Dianne Nichols.
+
+     2: The grave of Cefiar. (Originally John Doe #216)
+        Cefiar's body was found lying in Stevenson Lane, off
+        Lonsdale Street.
+
+                     Copy of Official Police Report:
+
+      +-------------------------------------------------------------+
+      |MELBOURNE POLICE FORCE; REPORT FROM INVESTIGATING OFFICER.   |
+      |                                                             |
+      |I +------------------+-----+-----+------+-----------------+  |
+      |N |Incident          | Mo. | Day | Year | Time of Death   |  |
      |C | MURDER           | 8   | 15  | 2061 | APPROX 3:15 am  |  |
+      |I +-----------------++-----+-----+------++----------------+  |
+      |D |Discovered by    | Time of discovery  | Apparent cause |  |
+      |E |                 |                    | of death       |  |
+      |N |Miss Ech!?,      | 5:25 am            | SUFFOCATION    |  |
+      |T |local hooker.    |                    |                |  |
+      |  +-----------------+--------------------+----------------+  |
+      |  |Circumstances leading to death:                        |  |
+      |  |  The body was found lying in a large, wet paper bag,  |  |
+      |  |and the victim was apparently unable to break free     |  |
+      |  |before his air ran out.                                |  |
+      |  |                                                       |  |
+      |  |                                                       |  |
+      |  +-------------------------------------------------------+  |
+      |  +-------------------------------------------------------+  |
+      |  |Suspects:                                              |  |
+      |  |  No strong suspects or leads, anyone in the BBS world |  |
+      |  |could have done it. Which just goes to prove what we   |  |
+      |  |knew all along: Everyone who gets involved with BBSes  |  |
+      |  |is a bit suspect.                                      |  |
+      |  |                                                       |  |
+      |  +-------------------------------------------------------+  |
+      |  Other circumstances:                                       |
+      |                                                             |
+      |  a. Body was found in Stevenson Lane. Forensics indicate    |
+      |     body had not been dumped here; incident took place where|
+      |     body was found.                                         |
+      |                                                             |
+      |  b. Evidence of a struggle, rules out suicide.              |
+      |                                                             |
+      |  c. Death foreseeable for this man, rules out a practical   |
+      |     joke gone wrong.                                        |
+      |                                                             |
+      |  d. Strangely, the body carried no ID.                      |
+      |                                                             |
+      |  e. Effects of victim:                                      |
+      |     - Little black book (empty)                             |
+      |     - Black imitation leather wallet.                       |
+      |     - Dog shit in wallet. (The missing ID?)                 |
+      |     - $27.58c in wallet.                                    |
+      |     - Unused Prophylatic, USE BY DATE 24/6/1989             |
+      +-------------------------------------------------------------+
+      |Investigating Officer   INSPECTOR OVTITS, Melbourne Police   |
+      |                                                             |
+      +-------------------------------------------------------------+
+
+      The body was then removed to the city morgue, where it was
+      registered as John Doe #216. When the body was to be given a
+      standard "unclaimed body disposal" (ie corpse in a cardboard
+      box, put in the hold of a Boeing 747 until the aeroplane
+      self-cremates, ashes sold to Poms as novelty cricket mementoes)
+      it was discovered the body would not fit in even the largest
+      grocery box available.  A quick thinking necrophiliac mortuary
+      attendant gave the body an enema, and then the body could fit in
+      a matchbox. This aroused suspicion, and some checks were done,
      and the body was positively identified as Cefiar.
+
+   3: Tombstone marking the resting place of The Bogan. The Bogan
+      died in the Earth year 2077 AD, due to sexual exhaustion.
+
+      Because The Bogan spent much of her time on Shuttle Refuel
+      Beacon #223, her dates of birth and death are, on her grave
+      stone, written in the Beacon's own time-measuring system.
+
+      In this system, The Bogan lived from 59 to 509 Beacon        
+      tera-rotations.  Unfortunately, the mason who etched her epitaph
+      decided to record the dates in Roman numerals, so the
+      inscription now reads:
+                             _____________
+                            /     -o-     \
+                            |             |
+                            |     THE     |
+                            |    BOGAN    |
+                            |             |
+                            |     LIX     |
+                            |     DIX     |
+                            |             |
+                            |_____________|
+
+   +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
+
+      +-------------------------------------------------------------+
+      |                                                             |
+      | SO. You want to have sex with Dianne Nichols?               |
+      | To be eligible, honestly take the following quiz and check  |
+      | your score at the end.                                      |
+      |                                                             |
+      | QUESTIONS:                                                  |
+      |                                                             |
+      | (1) "Doggy style" is...                                     |
+      |                                                             |
+      |     (a) ....errrr, um, what was the question again?         |
+      |     (b) My bone in your mouth.                              |
+      |     (c) Great when you both want to watch TV as well.       |
+      |                                                             |
+      | (2) What is the best form of contraception you use?         |
+      |                                                             |
+      |     (a) Bailing out at the last moment.                     |
+      |     (b) Condoms.                                            |
+      |     (c) Piece of gladwrap.                                  |
+      |                                                             |
+      | (3) Is your penis the consistency of                        |
+      |                                                             |
+      |     (a) Titanium?                                           |
+      |     (b) Lead?                                               |
+      |     (c) Mercury?                                            |
+      |                                                             |
+      | (4) Do you like Bondage?                                    |
+      |                                                             |
+      |     (a) No.                                                 |
      |     (b) Yes. "The Spy Who Loved Me" was my favourite.       |
+      |     (c) If you bring the nylon rope, I'll bring the cat o'  |
+      |         nine tails.                                         |
+      |                                                             |
+      | (5) Are you good in the 69 position?                        |
+      |                                                             |
+      |     (a) Did my face look like a glazed doughnut this        |
+      |         morning?                                            |
+      |     (b) Is that something to do with Tattslotto?            |
+      |     (c) I'm too embarrassed to find out.                    |
+      |                                                             |
+      | (6) Do you compare your sexual prowess to being equal to    |
+      |     or less than that of...                                 |
+      |                                                             |
+      |     (a) Taxi Cab?                                           |
+      |     (b) Disk Destroyer?                                     |
+      |     (c) None of the above?                                  |
+      |                                                             |
+      | (7) Have you ever been on the floor all night with a member |
+      |     of the opposite sex?                                    |
+      |                                                             |
+      |     (a) Yes, but that WAS during the finals of the Melbourne|
+      |         ballroom dancing championships.                     |
+      |     (b) No, but I have played with my own member for about  |
+      |         that long.                                          |
+      |     (c) Yes, and aren't those carpet burns terrible?        |
+      |                                                             |
+      |                                                             |
+      | SCORING (in one sense of the word)                          |
+      |                                                             |
+      | [1;a:0,b:1,c:3][2;a:1,b:3,c:0][3;a:3,b:2,c:1][4;a:0,b:0,c:3]|
+      | [5;a:3,b:0:c:-5][6;a:-5000,b:-2500,c:3][7;a:0,b:1,c:3]      |
+      |                                                             |
+      | if you scored:                                              |
+      |                                                             |
+      | LESS THAN 0:                                                |
+      |            "You have the sexual proficiency of a used       |
+      | IUD. I suggest suicide" - DN                                |
+      |                                                             |
+      | BETWEEN 0 AND 17:                                           |
+      |                 "You're too far below my standard. Try a    |
+      | few weeks of Training Videos and maybe you'll do for an     |
+      | ordinary deviant" - DN                                      |
+      |                                                             |
+      | GREATER THAN 17:                                            |
+      |                "Call 562-0686 NOW!" - DN                    |
+      |                                                             |
+      +-------------------------------------------------------------+
+
+   +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
+                          ===================
+                           R E M E M B E R !
+                          ===================
+
+               -----          /\
                /|\           ||
+                 |           /  \ 
+                 |          /_  _\
+                 |          |o  o|
+            10 inches!      | /\ |
+                 |          | ^^ |
+                 |         _|(==)|_     __
+                 |        / |    | \   ||||
+                 |       / /|    |\ \  / /   __
+                 |      / / |    | \ \/ /   /  \
+                 |      | | |    |  \__/   |
+                \|/      \ \|    |         |
+               -----      \(======)         \__/    C A P T A I N
+                            / /\ \           __     -------------
+                           / /  \ \         /  \     C O N D O M
+                          / /    \ \       |
+                          ( |    | )       |
+                          | |    | |        \__/
+                        __| |    | |__
+                       {_____}  {_____}
+
+             About to have sex with a whore/slut/bitch ?
+
+             Then call Captain Condom (CC), he's always
+             ready and willing to save you from the 
+             Vicious Dark (VD), his number one enemy!
+
+   +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
+               __        __ ___  __   __          __   / ___
+              |  | |  | |    |  |  \ |  | |    | |  |   |
+              |__| |  | |_   |  |__/ |__| |    | |__|   |__
+              |  | |  |   |  |  |  \ |  | |    | |  |      |
+              |  | |__| __|  |  |  | |  | |___ | |  |   ___|
+                                  __   ___  _____
+                          |\  /| |  | |       |
+                          | \/ | |  | |__     |
+                          |    | |  |    |    |
+                          |    | |__|  __|    |
+                 __   __  __        __  __ _____  ___  __
+                |  \ |   |  \ |  | |   |  \  |   |    |  \
+                |__/ |__ |__/ |  | |__ |__/  |   |__  |   |
+                |    |   |  \ \  / |   |  \  |   |    |   |
+                |    |__ |  |  \/  |__ |  |  |   |__  |__/
+
+                             by Ford Prefect.
+                            ------------------   
+
+     In recent months, the sexually related crime rate in the BBS
+     community has jumped by 900%. It has been calculated that a lewd offer
+     is made to a female user every 7.3  minutes, and she's really getting
+     tired of it! (Aren't you Julie?)
+
+                          THIS EDITION'S EPISODE: 
+
+           WHO HAS BEEN PUTTING HOLES IN THELONIUS MONK'S CONDOMS?
           =======================================================
+
+    The name's Ovtits, Inspector Ovtits to my clientele. As the
+    sharper of you may have gathered from the sign on the door, I'm a
+    private detective. Peeping through keyholes and bedroom windows a
+    speciality.  One of my more fascinating case began one morning while I
+    had my feet propped up on the desk and I was contemplating a cigarette.
+    The door opened, and a very agitated Thelonius Monk walked in.
+
+    "Please", he begged, "you've got to help me."
+
+    I eyed him cooly. "And what might you problem be, the main one anyway?"
+
+    "Well", he said, sitting down, "it's like this, I've been having sex
+    with these girls, and after the last one, I realised the condom was
+    leaking! At first I thought maybe the baby oil had rotted the rubber
+    or the friction had torn it, but then I checked the others I had, and
+    they where all the same. I haven't had it off with those girls for a
+    week now, and I'm getting desperate!"
+
+    "So", I said, checking that I had understood him correctly, "those
+    condoms had holes in them, so now there's no condoms in those holes?"
+
+    "Right, that's exactly it. Can you help me find out who sabotaged them?"
+
+    "I can solve any crime I'm paid for", I assured him, "let's start with
+    revenge as a motive." I swung around on the swivelling chair and went
+    over to the filing cabinet. I shuffled the manilla folders around, and
+    pulled out the one I was looking for.
+
+    "This is your file", I informed Mr Monk.
+
+    "I thank heaventh", Monk lisped, "you've found it! And my poor nailth
+     are in a terrible meth." He flexed his fingers.
+
+    "Are you queer?", I confronted him.
+
+    "Well", he said, returning his voice to normal, "there's a little gay
+    in every guy. What's written about me in there?"
+
+    I opened the file, it was a very short one. (Like Masky's penis) "Not
+    much. A brief personal history, photofit picture, hmm, a police
+    record... involving a certain incidence last year."
+
+    "That's not fair!", protested Monk, "in the Middle Ages before they had
+    latex, the intestines of sheep were always used as condoms."
+
+    "I believe that was after the sheep had actually died", I said
+    delicately, "and then been gutted. Could the proprietors of... `the
+    Daisy Hills Sheep Farm' be wanting to get back at you?"
+
+    "No, they got all the fines they wanted after the trial."
+    "`Bestiality'", Monk said bitterly, "god did that look good on my
+    dossier. Still, we're living in the '80s, all sorts of weird things are
+    happening. Hairstyles look like hedgehogs, girls are pumping iron, guys
    are pumping plastic. What is the world coming to?"
+
+    "Mr Monk", I said, leaning forward over my desk, "May I ask, where did
+    you buy the leaky condoms?"
+
+    "Sure, go ahead."
+
+    "Where did you buy the leaky condoms?"
+
+    "I got them from the dispensing machine in the Elizabeth Street
+    toilets. I often hang 'round there."
+
+    After my new client, Mr Thelonius Monk, had left, I went straight to
+    the GPO and descended the stairs into the male lavatories. It was here
+    I questioned the attendant, a Mr Brett McMoron, who apparently was
+    always pottering around in the loos somewhere. I found him reading the
+    Trading Post...
+
+    "Yes, I know him, the $'&(*$ $ ( %!"
+
+    "I take it then you didn't like Mr Monk?"
+
+    "Too right. You see this black eye? He did that."
+
+    "Oh, what exactly happened?"
+
+    "A little argument. He got pretty mad at me when I told him he
+    wasn't to do colonic irrigation in here anymore."
+
+    "Tell me, are you the only one who can open that condom dispenser
+    over there?"
+
+    "Yep, well, usually. I broke my key six months ago though. I was going
+    to get the master key off the guy who refills the machine but I was
+    away the day he came. Medical reasons, you know."
+
+    "I'd heard you were pretty sick. What was your complaint."
+
+    "One of those `Rare African' variety of diseases. Every time I sneezed
+    I had an orgasm. I went and saw... I think it was Dr Bowen, and he
+    gave me some snuff for it."
+
+    At that moment, Satan's Daughter came skipping down the stairs, and
+    four guys suddenly became aware of how cold the metal urinal was.
+
+    "Oh dear", said Satan's Daughter, "I've gone into the wrong loos again.
+    Sorry fellas!"
+
+    Satan's Daughter hurried up the stairs, and I wiped the drool from my
+    mouth, commenting, "I'd love to see her suspended above my bed in a 
+    steel harness. Then I'd roll my tongue around her naval and suck out
+    the naval fluff... oh!"
+
+    "I once did that to Fire Fox", said Simple Sparks as he approached, "so
+    think up something original. I had her in the 6.9 position once, too."
+    "6.9?", I asked, "don't you mean the 69 position?"
+
+    "No, we were interrupted by a period. Hi Brett, I've just come from
+    stall number three, and there's no toilet paper!"
+
+    "Oh, god", groaned Brett, "there's none left. Here, take my newspaper
+    and use that."
+
+    Sparks looked doubtfully at the proffered paper. "I'd rather use my
+    hand. If I wipe with the "Trading Post" I might catch ads."
+
+    I went over to the dark corner where the condom dispenser was and
+    examined it. A large sign on it identified the machine as a "Franger
+    Mark 80 Condom Dispenser." I knew from my condom machine identifying
+    handbook this little baby could hold up to 365 prophylactics- enough to
+    make into a car tyre and call it a good year.  Taking out my magnifying
+    glass, I examined the lock, and determined it had definitely not been
+    tampered with. I also noticed the side of the dispenser was scored with
+    a number of what I assumed were tiny cigarette burns.
+
+    Then I noticed a figure lurking in the corner.
+
+    "Who are you?", I confronted the figure, "identify yourself!"
+
+    "Alex Rogan", came the reply, as the figure stepped closer.
+                  
+    I sniffed. "You been smoking, Rogan?"
+                   
+    "Why, am I on fire? Ha ha!"
+                               
+    I didn't laugh. Instead I took out my photofit picture of Monk.
+    "You know this man?"
+
+    Alex Rogan took the picture and studied it briefly.  "Yeah, I know
+    Thelonius Monk, the bastard."
+
+    "Why do you call him that?"
+
+    "Well, it was a few weeks ago when I met him. He was buying some
+    condoms, and I was over there reading a porno... and he comes over,
+    and..................
+
+                    ---------------------------------------
+
+    MONK:   What's that you've got?
+
+    ROGAN:  Deviant's Dictionary. Has a definition for just about every
+            user on the boards.
+
+    MONK:   Yeah? Give me a look.
+
+    ROGAN:  Hey! That's mine!
+
+    MONK:   "N, N-I ... Nichols, Dianne: noun. Rather like a ray of light
             refracting from water to air- deviated away from the normal.
+
+    ROGAN:  Will you just give that dictionary back!?
+
+    MONK:   Hmm, "D-O-R..... Dorter, Satan's....  hey, it doesn't have
+            an entry, just a reference. "See under `Star Hawk'", just
+            what's that supposed to imply?
+
+    ROGAN:  Are you giving it back or what?
+
+    MONK:   C... Cab, Taxi: laxative, yeah, I can believe that.  Hey,
+            what's that ad on the back page?  Hey, the new Latex Lady
+            model, I didn't know you could get them in Australia yet.
+
+    ROGAN:  You can't, you have to order them from overseas. I'm going to
+            get one sent for a good lay.
+
+    MONK:   One cent? I wouldn't even pay that! From what I've heard you
+            bang so often girls get headaches just talking to you.
+
+    ROGAN: Fuck you!
+
+                    ---------------------------------------
+
+    ....and so then he kneed me in the groin and nicked off with my book!
+    I'll tell you something, I'll make him sorry."
+
+    "Hmm, that's very interesting, thanks for telling me that", I said,
+    thinking.
+
+    I bounded up the stairs, only pausing half-way to turn and announce,
+    "Just remember fellas, three shakes and it's a wank."
+
+    Returning to street level, I found myself eyes to nipples with the
+    biggest set of milk containers I had ever seen. On close examination,
+    one might have said one breast was a little smaller than the other, but
+    being an optimist I knew better.  Taking a deep breath, I steadied my
+    hands, pushed my eyeballs back in their sockets, and rolled up my
+    tongue. Then I asked the young lady a few questions.
+
+    "What's your name?"
+
+    "Julie."
+
+    "Cunt you- err, can't you be a bit more specific?"
+
+    "Julie Alderman."
+
+    "And just whore do y- where do you think you are, Julie? Isn't this a
+    slutly- um, slightly suss place for a beautiful piece of crump- for a
+    girl like you to be seen loitering?"
+
+    "I have some information for you", she said, ignoring my question,
+    "about your Thelonius Monk case. But I can't talk to you here, there
+    are too many people about. Meet me tonight at eleven o'clock in the
    city square."
+
+    "Hey baby, I'd meat you anytime, anywhere."
+
+                    ---------------------------------------
+
+    That night, I walked at a brisk pace down Collins street, and glanced
+    at my watch. The time was 10:53.  I turned left into the city square
+    and began a slow circuit of the fountains, looking for Julie.  I
+    suddenly heard a moan from near the graffiti board, and wondered if
+    Julie had company, but then I found her "company" had just left.  I
+    found Julie lying on the cold ground, writhing in a pool of her own
+    blood. I'd heard of heavy spotting, but this was ridiculous. Running
+    over to her, I found her wounds were bad, but not as serious as I first
+    thought. I lifted her head and patted her cheeks, but she was clearly
+    unconscious.  Putting thoughts of how much money I could save out of my
+    head, I ran to the street and flagged down a yuppie-mobile, and used
+    the car phone to call an ambulance.
+
+                    ---------------------------------------
+
+    "I'm afraid it's pretty bad", Dr Craig Bowen told me quietly, "she's
+    been bashed and someone's stabbed her in the breasts."
+
+    "Well", I sighed, "no use crying over spilt milk, I've still got to see
+    her and find out what she wanted to tell me."
+
+    "Well okay then", said Dr Bowen after a moment's thought, "but not for
+    long. She's just been given a sedative, and needs to rest."
+
+    Dr Bowen glanced at his watch, "Sorry, but I can't join you, there's
+    been a massive outbreak of VD in the Broken Legs Ward, and I have to
+    find out what's going on. I think it must be going round on our
+    crutches."
+
+    I opened the door to Julie's private hospital room. She was lying
+    limply in a sterile white hospital bed with bandages on most of her
+    visible skin. A male nurse was just recording her temperature on a
+    chart, and stepped back respectfully as I approached the bed.
+
+    "Hello Julie."
+
+    Julie opened a swollen, blackened eye, and seemed to look at me sadly.
+    She spoke in short gasps: "I'm sorry... so sorry..."
+
+    I turned to the nurse, "Did she get those black eyes from her
+    `experience'?"
+
+    "Well I don't think she's been trampolining recently!"
+
+    "Julie", I said anxiously, "who did this to you? Was it the person
+    who holed Thelonius Monk's condoms?"
+
+    "No...No, it was... 5th Dimension. One of my regulars. I don't mind...
+    mind the things he has me do... dressing up like little girls...
    but... but sometimes he goes too far.  Never mind... I'll get even...
+    there'll be a...  nasty shock when he...  he sees his next Bankcard
+    bill."
+
+    "What was it you wanted to tell me?", I asked slowly.
+
+    "Well... it's like this. Monk had just been over... having a good...  a
+    good time with me... and I was going out when... I found he'd dropped
+    his... his little black book. He'd been two timing me... twenty timing
+    me... I was so mad I vowed revenge..  Anyway... I got my purse and the
+    book... and I was going to see him. Going down stairs... I passed my
+    neighbour's flat... Dr Who's flat... and I noticed the door was... was
+    ajar, which...  was strange since I knew...  he was out... since that
+    morning. He never pulls the door... shut properly."
+
+    Julie slumped back in her bed, panting from the effort, and her head
+    beginning to nod because of the sedative.
+
+    "What happened then Julie", I insisted, "you must tell me."
+
+    "I went inside. I... found the room empty...  But then I saw
+    something... which caught my... my... my interest. I put my things down
+    and... and wondering... what it could be, I...  went cautiously... over
+    to his workbench, cocking my head,...  perhaps... It was some... sort
+    of machine. It looked like a science-fiction... weapon. There was a
+    piece of... paper stuck to it. I read it... and now Monk's condoms
+    all... have holes I think the machine... had... something to do with
+    it. I've written down what was... on the paper. It's... in my handbag."
+
+    I quickly grabbed Julie's handbag, and went through it... biros,
+    address book, used tissues, tampons, large hat pit... and a piece of
+    paper.
+
+          +----------------------------------------------_____________
+          |D. Who - Technical Device Specialist.                      --+
+          |                        [Flat 3, 123 Gross St, St Kilda]     |
+          |Order Form:                                                  |
+          |                                                             |
+          |To: ALEX ROGAN                                               |
+          |                                                             |
+          |    One (1) LASER based piercing device, hand-held.          |
+          |           (narrow beam)                                     |
+          |                                                             |
+          |   Mark appropriate box:                                     |
+          |                                                             |
+          |   +--+                    +--+                              |
+          |   | X| solar operated     |  | portable power pack          |
+          |   +--+                    +--+                              |
+          |                                                             |
+          |   +--+           +--+          +--+                         |
+          |   | X| C.O.D.    |  | Visa     |  | Altairian Express       |
+          |   +--+           +--+          +--+                        _|
+          |                                                          _-
+          |  Delivery date: ???                                  __--
+          |                                              ____----
          +----------------------------------------------
+
+    I wondered if this device could have punctured the condoms in the
+    machine that Monk patronised.
+
+    "If there anything else, Julie?"
+
+    "No... it was then... then I heard Dr Who coming... up the stairs..
+    so I grabbed my purse and hightailed... it out of there... and... and
+    on the way out... I noticed a pho...  photograph on the wall... showing
+    the Doc... making love with, with... a chair leg... Oh... I'm so...
+    tired......."
+
+    "Julie, one last thing. Did you ever actually see Monk again after that
+    day? Julie?"
+
+    "No.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
+
+    "I'm sorry sir", said the nurse, "she'll be asleep until late
+    tomorrow."
+
+    Disappointed, I went home and slept off the night's drama until late
+    afternoon.
+
+                    ---------------------------------------
+
+    Refreshed, I drove into St Kilda and went to interview Dr Who about his
+    devices.
+
+    "Yes", he said, "I did build an instrument like that for Rogan, but
+    what's it to you? If you damn detectives were doing your jobs
+    properly you'd have worked out who broke into my house when I left the
+    door unlocked and flogged one like it from the back room! You're so
+    bloody slow!"
+
+    "Tell me, has anyone else bought or stolen a device?"
+
+    The Doc shrugged, "No."
+
+    In a flash of intuition, I suddenly realised who had put holes in
+    Monk's condoms. I was certain everything everyone had said was true,
+    so it could only be one person.  The next day I invited everyone who
+    was involved in the case over to my house for drinks. I didn't know
+    what to expect when I made my accusation, so I prudently slipped a
+    gun into my pocket.  Thelonius Monk was the first to arrive.
+
+    "Have you got any information for me?"
+
+    "Yes, I'll tell you later. Ah, the others are here. Monk, let me
+    introduce you to the man of the Lavatory Kingdom, the biggest King I
+    know... Brett McMoron."
+
+    Brett stepped in, and I continued.
+
+    "And now the man of the Pornography Empire, the biggest Emperor I
    know... Alex Rogan."
+
+    "Hello all", said Rogan, and I continued again.
+
+    "And thirdly, from the great Sex-Starved Country, the biggest Cun-
+    well, anyway, Julie Alderman."
+
+    Julie stepped in, and I greeted her. "Glad to see you, Julie."
+
+    "Oh, and I thought you had a gun in your pocket!"
+
+    "Huh? Oh, one last person: Doctor Who."
+
+    The doctor stepped in, and everyone sat down while I handed out vodka
+    martinis. Then I explained Monk's problem to those who didn't know
+    about it, and, dramatically, made my accusation.
+
+    "The person responsible for this heinous crime is sitting in this
+    very room. I refer to n{ne oth{r t{~n th~{{_{~@ {{^{~~{~ {-{'{~"
+
+                     Don't you hate line noise?
+
+                        SOLUTION NEXT FILE
+
+        Meanwhile, send your guess as the culprit to:
+
+        Either                          Or
+        Fearless Fred,                  THE MASKED AVENGER,
+        C/o The Twilite Zone,           C/o The Burning Crucifix,
+        (03) 562-0686                   (03) 562-0938.
+        (All Speeds to 2400)            (All Speeds to 2400)
+
+  +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
+                          ====================
+                           Anarchistic Health
+                          ====================
+                              By Avalon ..
+
+        Welcome to a new series written by our newest reporter.
+        This month Avalon .. explores how to remain in top
+        condition through a healthy diet.                   - Ed.
+
+
+        Having trouble getting/maintaining a healthy 'beer' stomach
+        or just gaining weight? Well here's the diet for you!
+
+        Think back to the good ol' days when a man was judged by the
+        quality of his beer gut, the days when big was beautiful and
+        guys could be proud of their stomachs. Well now is the time
+        to make your mark on the fashion industry. Do something about
+        bringing back all those good ol' times.
+
+        For our dedicated readers, we present a course on turning your
+        currently slim, vitamin packed, aerobic body into a temple to
+        Bond Breweries and APD snackfood.
+          +------------------------------------------------------+
+          |The      ===================================          |-+
+          |          E V I L   A N G E L ' S   D I E T           | |
+          |         ===================================          | |
+          |                                                      | |
+          |                  By   Avalon ..                      | |
+          +------------------------------------------------------+ |
+            +------------------------------------------------------+
+
+             A sure path to a healthy mind and a lovely body.
+
+                +------------==================-------------+
+                |             D  R  I  N  K  S              |-+
+                +------------==================-------------+ |
+                  +-----------===================-------------+
+
+                               Getting Started.
+                              ------------------
+
+        To start with, I present the alcohol intake schedule.
+        This allows you to plan ahead what you should be drinking
+        and when. This however, only applies to drinks that YOU buy.
+        NEVER refuse a drink from someone else.
+
+        To many, drinking is an institution and comes before all other
+        things. [I'd maybe make one exception to that -Ed] Drinking is
+        far more important than eating. It has been proven that you can
+        live on liquids without food longer than you can live on food
+        without liquids. The food could be looked on as an added luxury,
+        but more on the food side of things next month.
+
+
+                             Basic Drinking Planner
+                             ----------------------
+
+    +----------+---------------------------------------------------------+
+    | Monday   | 4 units Fosters                                         |
+    +----------+---------------------------------------------------------+
+    | Tuesday  |       "                                                 |
+    +----------+---------------------------------------------------------+
+    | Wednesday| 5     "                                                 |
+    +----------+---------------------------------------------------------+
+    | Thursday | 6     "                                                 |
+    +----------+---------------------------------------------------------+
+    | Friday   | 5+    "        , 1 bottle Southern Comfort              |
+    +----------+---------------------------------------------------------+
+    | Saturday | 6+    "        ,             "          , I bottle Vodka|
+    +----------+---------------------------------------------------------+
+    | Sunday   | <========== H A N G O V E R  R E C O V E R Y =========> |
+    +----------+---------------------------------------------------------+
+
+      The unit could be slab, can, stubby, etc. For example, take
+      Fred, for him the number might differ but the unit would be can.
+
      If you work during the week, be careful not too drink so much as
+      to effect your work. This could lead to job loss and hence the loss
+      of the means by which to pay for your essentials! Note too, the
+      careful build up in alcohol intake as the weekend nears.  This
+      prepares the body for the Saturday night/Sunday morning parties.  To
+      this end it helps stop you from becoming paralytic. If you find that
+      when you wake up on Sunday you don't have a hangover then you didn't
+      drink enough the previous night,  i.e.  B-A-D  party!
+
+      If we take the above unit to be a can or stubby then this could
+      well be a typical schedule for the average person. If you are a
+      yuppie or some other rich bastard then by all means change the unit
+      to a larger one, or the imported variety. Feel free to modify the
+      above schedule to suit your lifestyle.
+
+      Drinking is a skill that requires many months of preparation so as to
+      project the correct image, and condition your body. The first (and 
+      probably most essential) skill to master is getting the drink from the
+      table to your mouth.
+
+      Some points to remember:
+        * Hold the glass in your hand. 
+        * Bend your elbow as you raise the glass to your mouth.
+        * Open your mouth before pouring the liquid in.
+
+      Once you have mastered the art of getting the drink to your mouth
+      you should work on some other worthwhile skills.
+
+              * Drinking two glasses at once.
+                Essential if you get to parties late.
+
+        * Spilling your drinks so it looks accidental.
+            (Note! Try not to spill liquors or imported drinks.)
+
+          Essential for social drinkers. Three main uses for this skill:
+
+      1. Spilling your drink in the direction of those loud mouth ass
+         holes that infest good parties but no-one knows who invited 
+         them. Of course diplomacy directly proportional to the size
+         of the person your drink is now covering should be demonstrated.
+
+      2. For good looking women that you just don't know how to pick
+         up, try dumping a glass of Midori on their lap, and asking if
+         they wouldn't mind you licking it up. [Whipped cream? -Ed]
+
+      3. People get used to you being unco-ordinated, and come to 
+         expect you to spill your drinks. Can be used to your advantage
+         if you ever do accidentally spill one.
+
+      * Slurring words.
+        At the start of the party try slurring your words ever so slightly
+        when you are talking to people. As the night progresses you can
+        forget about intentionally slurring words.
+
+      * What to say when drunk.
          "I'm not drunk osifer."
+          "I'm not under the affluence of incohol."
+          "I not as thunk as you drink I am."
+          "I like that odour arm de-underant you're wearing."
+          (Before passing out) "I thunk I had a luttle too mush tooo drunk."
+
+      * What not to say when drunk.
+          "My shout."
+          "Gllllrrrgggghhhhhhh!"
+
+      * Hangover Recovery.
+          There are three major ways to cope with hangovers.
+      
+      1. Sit it out. This method is suited to the body builder types.
+         Make everyone think that your aren't hungover at all, and 
+         eat a raw egg or three for breakfast. (Don't spew, ruins the
+         effect.)
+
+      2. Panadol and a good spew. Not the most elegant method, but lets
+         everyone know you were pickled the night before.
+
+      3. Stay drunk. Before you pass out the night before, make sure 
+         you have at least half a dozen cans within arm's reach for the
+         morning. Before you open your eyes in the morning, drink two
+         or three. 
+
+    Next month we explore the art of junk food eating - when, where and
+    how much.
+
+   +---------------------------------------------------------------------+
+                         =========================
+                          C O M P E T I T I O N !
+                         =========================
+
+              .------------.                  .------------.
+            ,/              \,              ,/||||| ||||||||\,
+           /                  \            /||| ||||||||| ||||\
+           |     .--. .--.     |           ||||||||||||||||||||
+          -------| O|=|O |-------         /|||| | |||||||| |||\
+         (  .--. '--' '--'       )       ( | |  | |||| ||  ||  )
+           /    '---            /         \                   /
+           \         /         |           |                  |
+            '-------'          |           |                  |
+           \     ,      ,      /           \                  /
+            \     '-__-'      /             \                /
+              \            /                  \            /
+          - -  '-        -'  - -          - -  '----------' - -
+        /                        \      /                       \
+       /          o     o         \    /                          \
+       |                           |  |                            |
+       |                           |  |                            |
+       |       ,-,       ,-,       |  |       ,-,        ,-,       |
+       '-------' |       | '-------'  `-------' |        | '-------'
+                 |       |                      |        |
+                 |       |                      |   ()   |
                 |  o,o  |                      |   /\   |
+                 |  | |  |                      |  |  |  |
+             .--.|  | |  |.--.              .--.|  |  |  |.--.
+              \     | |     /                \     |  |     /
+               '----' '----'                  '----'   '---'
+
+    This is a tricky one this month. 
+
+    To win, all you have to do is name the person whose picture this is.
+    Leave a message to either Fred, C/o Twilite Zone (03) 562-0686, or
+    Masky C/o The Burning Crucifix (03) 562-0938 saying who you think this
+    is, and your dad's VISA or AMEX card number & expiry date and you'll
+    get a free invitation to the Evil Angel's Christmas Party.
+
+    Of course, friends, family, relatives, girlfriends, pets, next door
+    neighbours, and people that have met any member (or family member) of
+    any of the Evil Angels team is ineligible to enter.
+
+    Winners may or may not be notified, depends on how we feel at the time.
+
+   +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
+                          ====================
+                           Anarchistic Sports     /
+                          ====================   /__
+                           By Lightning Bolt.      /
+                                                  /
+
+    This month has seen another exciting month of Anarchistic
+    Sports. With the second round of the Victorian Bullshit Spinning
+    League being held, I decided to head ringside to cover all the
+    action from the night's feature; the Tag Team match between the
+    AMF (Rishi Mehra and Turbo) versus Cefiar and Taxi Cab.
+
+    Cefiar and T.C. entered the ring as odds on favorites, with
+    their reputation for spinning cronic bullshit, it was expected
+    the newcommers to the ring would be quickly outclassed.
+
+    As I cracked open my thrid tinny, I noticed The Lensman in Bay
+    13 was just beginning to get into his famous drunken frenzy. The
+    AMF team headed into the ring through a hail of empty fosters
+    cans.
+
+    Pleasantries aside, each team headed to their respective corners
+    and the match began. T.C. was leading off for the veteran's
+    team, with Rishi Mehra leading off for the AMF.
+
+    Rishi appeared rather subdued, and T.C. took the oportunity to
+    start of with one of his famous lines about his dad's sicopaths
+    attacking him.  Rishi's defence was amazing. He just stood there
+    and ignored T.C. and began by calmly. "I own an IBM PS2 model
+    120 which has a 386 processor running at 80 Mega Hertz! It has
+    micro channel architecture, but has a measly 120 Meg hard disk
+    but had VGA graphics and a multi-sync monitor."
+
+    I was surprised to see Taxi take this so well, maybe he'd been
    sparring with Cefiar, or maybe he just didn't understand a word
+    of it. Rishi seemed a little off guard as he went to tag Turbo,
+    Taxi hit him with a wopper! "My Amiga has a Netcomm Trailbrazer,
+    and I download Gigabytes from the States for FREE!"
+
+    Luckily, Rishi had managed to tag turbo. Turbo entered the ring,
+    and headed for Taxi's rear, maybe to cut off his escape, or
+    maybe he just liked the view from that angle. Turbo began with a
+    cutting comment, "My IBM has a Netcomm M5, and I download Tera
+    Bytes from the moon and they pay me to do it!"                
+
+    Taxi was clearly upset with this. He seemed to have been
+    momentarily stunned and Turbo began a full offensive; "Your mum
+    is a really good fuck!" sent Taxi into the ropes, where he
+    managed to tag Ceriar. This was turning into a really good
+    match.
+
+    Cefiar entered the ring, as T.C. staggered under the ropes.
+    Turbo was about to launch another attack but Cefiar got in
+    first. "My computer is a Cray XMP... "
+
+    He was about to continue as the bell sounded marking the the end
+    of the first half. An interesting note at this point is that
+    team matches are played in 10 minute halves whereas individual
+    matches are played in five minute quarters.
+
+    The evening's half time entertainment was supplied by The Masked
+    Avenger. I think everyone got a good laugh from his strip tease
+    act.  Fifth Dimension entered the stage with his banjo and began
+    busking, but decided to leave the stage after the only donations
+    he was receiving was the empties from Bay 13. He headed off in
+    the direction of the local kindergarden, maybe hoping to score
+    better there.
+
+    The teams entered the ring again looking refreshed. Cefiar and
+    Rishi Mehra clashed head to head as the bell rang, luckily
+    Rishi's jocks didn't come off. Cefiar took the offensive, taking
+    up where he left off in the first half. "My computer has 120
+    Tetra bytes of hard disk, and I have ten thousand users and 50
+    thousand calls a day, and 30 million billion programs available
+    for download." Rishi reeled away as the full impact of the
+    Cefiar's attack hit him. Only just managing to tag Turbo he fell
+    out of the ring.
+
+    Turbo eagerly entered the ring and was immediately hit by Cefiar
+    with an brilliant and unexpected attack "I scored 380 for my HSC
+    Anderson Score." This was the work of a professional Bullshit
+    Spinner.  An excellent change of topic which caught Turbo off
+    balance. He quickly followed it up with "... and I was offered a
+    Rhodes' Scholarship, except I don't drink beer, so I had to
+    refuse."
+
+    Turbo hit the floor, and for the first time thus far the crowd
+    began to really get involved in the match. Cefiar added to
+    Turbo's agony by saying "I've lost my virginity!" and tagged
    Taxi Cab.
+
+    As T.C. enetered the ring, the Bay 13 Boys began cheering.
+    Partly because they were really enjoying the match, but mostly
+    because the full can of fosters I threw at him impacted squarely
+    in his groin. T.C. was down, and Turbo was crawling back to the
+    corner where Rishi eagerly accepted the tag. Cefiar looked on
+    helplessly, as Rishi entered the ring.
+
+    Rishi didn't waste any time, and began with "I have a million
+    zillion disks full of pirated games in my bedroom." Rishi
+    quickly continued, and, although inexerperienced, was able to
+    effectively get another good attack in with "and I wrote a virus
+    for the Amiga in BASIC, and it only took me 5 minutes, and ...
+    and ... "
+
+    Rishi made a fatal mistake, getting stuck for words he gave TC
+    the chance to make a come back.  T.C. grabbed the oportunity.
+    "I called the States last night and talked to a couple of
+    hundred of my MATES!"
+
+    Taxi's superior Bullshit Spinning abilities were obvious. Not
+    wasting any time he went on. "And then I bought myself a Corvett
+    using Alan Bond's gold AMEX card."
+
+    It looked as if that was it. Rishi collapsed. Turbo was leaning
+    desperately into the ring, but just couldn't reach Rishi. Taxi
+    finished him off with "Disk Destroyer told me how to fuck a
+    girl, and she said I was the best she'd ever had!"
+
+    Taxi started about his exploits with twins, two pairs of
+    handcuffs and a feather when the umpire interupted the match on
+    humanitarian grounds, awarding the match to Taxi and Cefiar.
+
+    Overall it was a hard hitting and exciting clash this month.
+    Next month we'll try to cover the girls in the mud wrestling
+    match, which could get pretty dirty. Hopefully, I'll also have
+    an interview with the Masked Avenger.
+
+
+                       Other results this month
+                       ------------------------
+
+        Paranoia:       "Stuart Gill":   1
+
+        Politics:       Australia:      -1.8 Billion
+
+        Pimples:        Cefiar:          3
+                        Cadet Ace:       57
+
+        Prophilactics:  Jake:            1 used, 1 new
+                        Monk:            44 (this month)
+                        Masky:           15 (last night)
+                        "Stuart Gill":   0 (He doesn't need them
+                                            to have a good wank!)
+        Pedophilia:     Fifth Dimension: 1
+                        Masked Avenger:  0
+
+        Protests:       Green Peace:     1
+
+        Protestors:     Chinese Govt:   1874
+
+        Pissups:        Pan Galactic Gargle Blasters:   2
+                        Eliminator:                     2
+                        Fred:                           1
+
+   +---------------------------------------------------------------------+
+                          =======================
+                           This Edition's Awards
+                          =======================
+
+     Sysop of the Month......(No prizes for guessing)... Craig Bowen
+          But this is the last time he gets it!
+               Who will it be next month?
+
+     Where's he gone? Award............................. The Lensman
+
+     Drunken Sysop of the Month......................... Fearless Fred
+
+     The "I Can't Keep A Deadline" Award................ Fearless Fred
+
+     [That's only because you don't work on Eastern Standard Fred Time -ED]
+
+     Quality Control Award.............................. Ford Prefect
+
+     Hoon of the Month Award............................ Satan's Daughter
+
+     I'm Famous Because I was on the Radio Award........ Disk Destroyer
+
+     I don't get drunk of the Month Award............... Vagabond
+
+     I'm a SysOp! Award................................. The Masked Avenger
+
+     Loser of the month Award........................... Rishi Mehra
+
+     Pedophile Award.................................... Fifth Dimension
+
+     I'm going to be be a Dad Award..................... Snatch Doctor
+
+     Druggie of the month Award......................... Acid Man
+
+     Tight Underwear of the month Award................. Acid Man
+
+     Slut of the Month.................................. The Bogan
+     [Masky's idea, I SWEAR IT! -ED]
+
+     Boring Award....................................... Big Foot
+
+     Eighteen Months Award.............................. Monk & ECH!?
+     Driver of the Month................................ Sparkie
+
+   +---------------------------------------------------------------------+
+                            +-------------------+
+                            This Edition's Quotes
+                            +-------------------+
+          Just for a change, all this months' quote are taken from
+           The Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy - (Douglas Adams)
+                  (Figure in Brackets is Page Reference.)
+
+      Robot 2 (161):           "You must have a good time" 
+ 
+      Arthur Dent (57):        "...what are we going to do?" 
+ 
+      Ford Prefect (191):      "...screw the computer." 
+ 
+      Marvin (43):             "All right, I'll do it." 
+ 
+      Zaphod Beeblebrox (104): "Go play with a nut."  
+
+      Ford Prefect (113):      "What, those two great furry things?"  
+ 
+      Lintilla (215):          "Feel it. Scratch it." 
+ 
+      Student (222):           "Oo, That feels nice." 
+ 
+      FPRO (152):              "Is there anything in particular you want?" 
+ 
+      Ford Prefect (24):       "...get hold of this rod!" 
+ 
+      Zaphod Beeblebrox (202): "I'm pulling." 
+ 
+      Roosta (150):            "Here Zaphod. Suck this."  
+ 
+      Arthur Dent (194):       "...it's a mile long!" 
+ 
+      Zaphod Beeblebrox (164): "You really know how to make a guy feel
+                                inadequate" 
+ 
+      FPRO (152):              "Ah, delicious..." 
+ 
+      Zaphod Beeblebrox (138): "...will you move before I blow it?" 
+ 
+      Gargravarr (163):        "My body wanted to come..." 
+ 
+      Arthur Dent (156):       "He's stumbling towards a crack..." 
+ 
+      Arthur Dent (31):        "Where are we now?" 
+ 
+      Voice (110):             "...deployed to your rear..." 
+ 
+      Zaphod Beeblebrox (224): "Look what we found man." 
+ 
+      Man (243):               "Pussy pussy pussy" 
 
+      Ford Prefect (62):       "Desolate hole if you ask me." 
+ 
+      Zaphod Beeblebrox (99):  "...feel this surface." 
+ 
+      Ford Prefect (100):      "How do we get into it?" 
+ 
+      Zaphod Beeblebrox (224): "Force it..." 
+ 
+      Marvin (141):            "It doesn't want to go up." 
+ 
+      Ford Prefect (28):       "...it's only a little one." 
+ 
+      Ford Prefect (154):      "Too hard! Much too hard!" 
+ 
+      Zaphod Beeblebrox (191): "it's as slippery as..." 
+ 
+      Garkbit (94):            "Saliva, sir, saliva." 
+ 
+      Zaphod Beeblebrox (162): "Where are you?" 
+ 
+      Ford Prefect (30):       "...under Eccentrica Gallumbits, the triple-
+                                breasted whore of Eroticon VI." 
+ 
+      Lintilla (214):          "There are now nearly five hundred and seventy
+                                eight thousand million of us." 
+ 
+      Ford Prefect (64):       "I could have hours of fun banging them..."
+
+   +---------------------------------------------------------------------+
+                           =======================
+                            E V I L   A N G E L S
+                           =======================
+
+        At present, the Evil Angels team consists of the following:
+
+            FOUNDER:  The Masked Avenger.
+
+             EDITOR:  Lightning Bolt / Fearless Fred
+
+            AUTHORS:  Fearless Fred
+                      Ford Prefect
+                            Avalon .. 
+
+             ARTIST:  Ford Prefect
+
+            LOGO BY:  B.D.S. (The Yid)
+
+         PROGRAMMER:  Vagabond.
+         (BSF Boys)
+
+        ASSOCIATE MEMBERS:  Thelonius Monk       The Lensman
+                            Sprite               Fizban
+                            Disk Destroyer       Ivan Trotsky
+                            SYN ...              Wodger Wabbit
+          FAVOURITE PEOPLE: Taxi Cab          Blue Fox
+          (TO HASSLE)       Captain Chaos     Simply Sparks
+                            Fire Fox          Vagabond
+                            Raster Blaster    SYN ...
+                            Disk Destroyer    Ice Man (and Robbie)
+                            Royna             Masked Avenger
+                            Julie Alderman    Killer Tomato (Hi Stu!)
+                            The Bogan         Satan's Daughter (Mandie)
+                            Cefiar            Alex Rogan
+                            Fifth Dimension   Rishi Mehra
+
+   +---------------------------------------------------------------------+
+                           =======================
+                            Disclaimer/Datclaimer
+                           =======================
+
+        The authors have gone to a hell of a lot of trouble to ensure
+        that this file contains no offensive material. However, should
+        you find anything which you object to, STIFF SHIT! You can't
+        sue us!
+
+        This file is written with the intent of producing a humorous
+        file which will be enjoyed by everyone, and no offence is
+        intended towards any person or persons no matter how often or
+        in what context they are mentioned. As if you didn't know.
+
+        And just think, SYN ... only got mentioned three times!
+
+   +---------------------------------------------------------------------+
+
+           Evil Angels Will Return With Anarchistic Tendencies XIII
+           ========================================================
+
+                        "Who we gunna call? Oh NO! It's..."
+      _____                                ____
+     /    / /                    /        /   /             /
+    /____/ /___  ___  ___  ___  /__      /___/       ___ __/__  ___  ___  ___
+   /      /   / /    /__/ ___/ /\       /   / /   / /__   /    /__/ /    /__
+  /      /   / /    /___ /__/ /  \     /___/ /___/ ___/  /    /___ /    ___/
+===============================================================================
+
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+                      ______/|                   __
+                      |   __ |                  /  \
+                      \  |  \|                  |  /
+                       | |      ___  ___  _/\   | |
+                       | |__/|  | |  | |  \_/   | |
+                       |     |  | |  | |  ___   | |
+                      /   __ |  \ \  | |  | |   | | 
+                      |  |  \|   \ \/ _/  | |  /  /
+                      |  |        \__/    | |  |  |/|
+                      |  |__/|            |_|  |____|
+            _____     |_____ |
+           /  _  \     _    \|         _              __
+          /  / \  \   | |___     _____/ |   ______   /  \
+         /_ /   \  |  |  __ \   /  __   |  / ___  |  |  /    _____
+          | |___|  |  | /  \ \  | /  \  |  | |  \ |  | |    /   _ \
+          |  ___   |  | |  | |  | |   | |  | |  | /  | |    \_  \\_|
+          | /   |  |  | |  | |  | |  _| |  | \__/ |  | |      \  \
+          | |   |  |  |_|  |/   \ \_/   |  |  ___/   | |    __ |  |
+         /__|   |  |             \___/| |  \  |____  | | __ \ \/  /
+                \___\                 | |   \_____/  \ \/ /  \___/
+                            /|________/ |             \__/
+                           /  __________/
+                           \_|
+               ____
+              /   / ___  ___  ____  ___  ___  _/_  ____
+             /___/ /    /__/ /___  /__/ /  /  /   /___
+            /     /    /___  ___/ /___ /  /  /    ___/   o  o  o
+
+
+                #####          __   _   __        __  ___    __
+              #########  |\ | |__| |_| |   |_| | |__   |  | |
+             ###     ### | \| |  | | \ |__ | | |  __|  |  | |__
+             ###########
+             ###########  ####################################
+             ###     ###     ###         ###  ###  ###  ###
+             ###     ###       ###     ###    ###  ###  ###
+             ###     ###         ### ###      ###  ###  ###
+                                   ###        ###  ###  ###
+             ###########         ### ###      ###  ###  ###
+             ###########       ###     ###    ###  ###  ###
+                 ###         ###         ###  ###  ###  ###
+                 ###      ####################################
+                 ###       __       _   __       __     __  __
+                 ###      |_  |\ | | \ |_  |\ | |    | |_  |__
+                 ###      |__ | \| |_/ |__ | \| |__  | |__  __|
+                 ###
+
+   ==========================================================================
+
+                               -----------------
+                                W A R N I N G !
+                               -----------------
+
+    This product is meant for educational purposes only.
+    Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. 
+    Void where prohibited.
+    Some assembly required.
+    List each check separately by bank number.
+    Batteries not included.
+    Contents may settle during shipment.
+    Use only as directed.
+    No other warranty expressed or implied.
+    Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment.
+    Postage will be paid by addressee.
+    Subject to CAB approval.
+    This is not an offer to sell securities.
+    Apply only to affected area.
+    May be too intense for some viewers.
+    Do not stamp.
+    Use other side for additional listings.
+    For recreational use only.
+    Do not disturb.
+    All models over 18 years of age.
+    If condition persists, consult your physician.
+    No user-serviceable parts inside.
+    Freshest if eaten before date on carton.
+    Subject to change without notice.
+    No postage necessary if mailed in the United States.
+    Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement.
+    For off-road use only.
+    As seen on TV.
+    One size fits all.
+    Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients.
+    Colours may, in time, fade.
+    We have sent the forms which seem to be right for you.
+    Slippery when wet.
+    For office use only.
+    Not affiliated with the American Red Cross.
+    Drop in any mailbox.
+    Edited for television.
+    Keep cool; process promptly.
+    List was current at time of printing.
+    Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward.
+    Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential
+    damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform.
+    Insert carefully.
+    At participating locations only.
+    Not the Beatles.
+    If for any reason you believe a tablet has not been ingested use
+    some other form of contraception.
+    Penalty for private use.
+    See label for sequence.
+    Substantial penalty for early withdrawal.
+    Do not write below this line.
+    Falling rock.
+    Lost ticket pays maximum rate.
+    To reduce the risk of electric shock, do not remove this cover.
+     [That one was the first thing you read when you remove the cover. - Ed]
+    Your cancelled check is your receipt.
+    Add toner.
+    Do not deliberately sniff this product. Sniffing might harm or kill you!
+    Place stamp here.
+    Avoid contact with skin.
+    Sanitized for your protection.
+    Non-hazardous when used as directed.
+    Be sure each item is properly endorsed.
+    Sign here without admitting guilt.
+    Slightly higher west of the Mississippi.
+    Employees and their families are not eligible.
+    Beware of dog.
+    Contestants have been briefed on some questions before the show.
+    Limited time offer, call now to insure prompt delivery.
+    You must be present to win.
+    No passes accepted for this engagement.
+    No purchase necessary.
+    Processed at location stamped in code at top of carton.
+    Shading within a garment may occur.
+    Use only in well-ventilated area.
+    Keep away from fire or flame.
+    Replace with same type.
+    Approved for veterans.
+    Booths for two or more.
+    Do not touch magnetized area.
+    Check here if tax deductible.
+    Some equipment shown is optional.
+    Price does not include taxes.
+    No Canadian coins.
+    Not recommended for children.
+    Removal of any part which caused unit to be contaminated
+    will invalidate warranty.
+    Prerecorded for this time zone.
+    Reproduction strictly prohibited.
+    No solicitors.
+    No alcohol, dogs, or horses.
+    This quote is valid for 30 days and is subject to our standard
+    terms and conditions of sale.
+    No anchovies unless otherwise specified.
+    Restaurant package, not for resale.
+    List at least two alternate dates.
+    Proof of purchase is required for all servicing covered under
+    this warranty.
+    First pull up, then pull down.
+    Call toll free before digging.
+    Driver does not carry cash.
+    Some of the trademarks mentioned in this product appear for
+    identification purposes only.
+    Record additional transactions on back of previous stub.
+    Insert 20 cents here.
+    Made in US Virgin Islands.
+    Smoking Damages your lungs.
+    Caution: Hot surface avoid contact.
+    
+    This supersedes all previous notices.
+
+    THATSAGODDAMNEDMUTHAFUCKINGWARNINGANDDONTYOUFUCKINGWELLFORGETIT!
+
+   ==========================================================================
+
+                             --------------------
+                              CALL THESE BOARDS!
+                             --------------------
+
+                     For interstate callers prefix with 03
+                 For international callers prefix with + 61-3
+             For kids under 17 with an Amiga prefix with 00111-201
+
+
+   The Twilite Zone.      878-3539   All Speeds to 2400  Yep it's back!
+
+   The Burning Crucifix.  562-0938   DON'T BOTHER, IT'S DOWN FOR GOOD!
+
+   Doodz Domain.          646-5861   All Speeds on a Trailblazer.
+                                     Where does he get those wonderful toys?
+     
+   Further Regions.       725-1923   All Speeds Modem, pity about the PC!
+
+   Delta BBS              793-4548   For RPG Players and Homosexuals.
+
+   The CrossOver.         364-1282   All Speeds with LOTS of hard disk and an
+                                     AD LIB card (as if you didn't know!)
+
+   Chicago.               728-6698   1200 & 2400 CCITT, 300 Bell
+
+   The Hard Rock Cafe.    894-2815   Four Lines (Don't know what speeds.)
+                                     For C00L AMIGA 1K (L)user.
+
+   The BlackBoard.        776-5206   NOT for C00L AMIGA 1K (L)users
+
+
+   ==========================================================================
+
+                             ---------------------
+                              CALL THESE NUMBERS!
+                             ---------------------
+
+        0014-800-125-555       Japanese Operator. (Ask her is she's a Gook.)
+
+        0014-800-125-999       New York Weather, thanks to AmEx.
+
+        0014-881-390           As if the operator is a wog.
+
+        0014-881-330           Ask for a French Kiss.
+
+        1194                   For a good time.
+
+        0055-50459             For all the cunts out there.
+
+        0055-18344             For C00L Amiga 1K (L)users.
+ 
+        0055-18487             For Delta users.
+
+        0055-18142             For Twilite Zone Sysops.
+
+        0055-18403             For People that Destroy Disks.
+
+        0055-18104             For Ace Cadets.
+
+        0055-18176             For Taxi Cabs.
+
+        0055-18305             For Communists.
+
+        0055-38550             For People with BIG FEET.
+
+        0055-38634             For Vagabonds.
+
+        0055-38682             For Large Mothers.
+
+        0055-18145             For Sysops of Hard Rocking Cafes.
+
+        0055-18266             For Sparkies.
+
+        0055-18171             For Sysops of Burning Crucifixes.
+
+  ===========================================================================
+
+                       -------------------------------  
+                        P H R E A K   B U S T E R S !
+                       -------------------------------
+
+        [I would like at this stage to say that it was totally and
+         utterly my fault that the title of this A.T. is PHREAK BUSTERS.
+
+         The fact that this file contains almost nothing about phreaking
+         is due entirely to everyone else, and I am totally blameless.
+
+         YOURMOTHERSUCKSCOCKSINHELLANDNOTONLYDOESSHEBRAGABOUTITTHENEXT
+            DAYWHENSHEGOESTOBINGOBUTIHAVEHEARDTHEOLDFARTSDOWNATTHE
+               BOWLSCLUBSAYINGTHATSHEISAPRETTYGOODROOTASWELL!
+
+                                                              - ED ]
+
+
+
+                        When there's something strange
+                          on your phone exchange 
+
+                        Who are you going to call?
+
+                                PHREAK BUSTERS!
+
+                        When there's something strange
+                        and it don't sound good,
+
+                        Who are you going to call?
+
+                                PHREAK BUSTERS!
+
+                                    CHORUS
+                        I ain't afraid of no phreaker
+                        I ain't afraid of no phreaker
+
+                        If you're getting bills, 
+                          going through the roof
+
+                        And it don't look good,
+
+                        Who can you call?
+
+                                PHREAK BUSTERS!
+
+                        You've got a Taxi Cab,
+                          sleeping in your bed,
+
+                        Who can you call?
+
+                                PHREAK BUSTERS!
+
+                                    CHORUS
+
+                        Who can you call?
+
+                        If you're all alone
+                        Pick up the phone and call
+
+                                PHREAK BUSTERS!
+
+                                    CHORUS
+
+                        I hear it likes the tones
+
+                                    CHORUS
+
+                        Who can you call?
+
+                                PHREAK BUSTERS!
+
+                        If you have a phreaker,
+                        A nerdy phreaker, baby
+
+                        You'd better call...
+
+                                PHREAK BUSTERS!
+
+                        Let me tell you something
+
+                        Busting makes me feel good!
+
+                        I ain't afraid of no phreaker
+                        I ain't afraid of no phreaker
+
+                        Don't get caught on the phone no no
+
+                                PHREAK BUSTERS!
+
+                        When it comes on the phone,
+                        Unless you want some more,
+
+                        You better call...
+
+                (Soon to be released by Fred and the Evil Angels.)
+                            (Anti-Virgin Records.)
+
+
+         -------------------------------------------------------------
+
+  O-----------------_
+  I                 -----------------------_ 
+  I----------------------------------------------------_______
+  O                                                           --------------O
+  I SEARCH TOPIC: PHREAKING                                                 I
+  I               [Certain sensitive words have been removed -Ed.]          I
+  O                                                                         O
+  I PHREAKING : The art of making phone calls without actually paying for   I
+  I             them yourself.  Known methods are:                          I
+  O                                                                         O
+  I i. Get a .....................nd pass.......d use this by ca...ng the   I
+  I o......r, quot............er and PIN, followed by requesting the        I
+  O phone number you would otherwise have dialled yourself.                 O
+  I Most Common Method.                                                     I
+  I                                                                         I
+  O ii.Use various hardware methods such as conn................phone line  O
+  I and O use this instead of the phreaker'.................line.           I
+  I                                                                         I
+  O iii.Use ......ers One of the more popular methods.  By gaining access   O
+  I to a .............ker is then able to use it for whatever purpose the   I
+  I phreaker decides, usually they get ...........x                         I
+  O                                                                         O
+  I iv.This method is not a common method.  The phreaker fir.............   I
+  I 9 or other simi.............hen follows this with the number they wish  I
+  O to dial  I all for the cost.............all.                            O
+  I                                                                         I
+  I_________________________________________________________________________I
+
+   _________________________________________________________________________
+  I                                                                         I
+  O                                                                         O
+  I SEARCH TOPIC: PHREAKER                                                  I
+  I                                                                         I
+  O PHREAKER:                                                               O
+  I                                                                         I
+  I Mutation of a being from the subgroup of the BBS user species           I
+  O                                                                         O
+  I WARNING: These creatures are VERY dangerous. They constantly break laws I
+  I          and commit heinous crimes. Be VERY careful when associating    I
+  O          with them, they carry the dangerous disease PHRACK which is    O
+  I          highly contagious and causes those infected to become          I
+  I          phreakers.                                                     I
+  O                                                                         O
+  I MISCELLANEOUS DATA FOR TYPICAL PHREAKER                                 I
+  I                                                                         I
+  O GIRLFRIENDS/  : Past   : probably none                                  O
+  I BOYFRIENDS      Present: none                                           I
+  I                                                                         I
+  O WORKING HOURS : 11pm-8am                                                O
+  I SLEEPING HOURS: 12noon-9pm                                              I
+  I                                                                         I
+  O CAR           : ELITE sports car                                        O
+  I                (bought on Alan Bonds Platinum AMEX)                     I
+  I                                                                         I
+  O AGE           : Old enough to use a computer and modem                  O
+  I                                                                         I
+  I SEX LIFE      : A wank before they go to bed and when they get up       I
+  O                (Dildos, et al are unknown to them.)                     O
+  I                                                                         I
+  I SOCIAL LIFE   : None except special "meets" to discuss latest in        I
+  O                 phreaking.                                              O
+  I                                                                         I
+  I HOBBIES       : Phreaking, Using 'puter, Phreaking, Hacking, Phreaking  I
+  O                                                                         O
+  I FAVOURITE DRINK: Orange Juice, Milk, Cordial                            I
+  I                                                                         I
+  O FAVOURITE FOOD : Anything made by their mummy                           O
+  I                                                                         I
+  I TURN ONS      : Successfully hacking into a mainframe, Making a dozen   I
+  O                 calls on one card in one night, Finding a 'free' 008    O
+  I                 number                                                  I
+  I                                                                         I
+  O TURN OFFS     : Naked members of the other sex, Sex, People, Police     O
+  I                                                                         I
+  I METHOD OF     : As mentioned above, they carry a highly contagious      I
+  O REPRODUCTION    disease.  Scientists are yet to detect another means of O
+  I                 reproduction                                            I
+  I                                                                         I
+  O PREFERENCES   : Due to the lack of material available on this subject,  O
+  I                 it is assumed that they have no preference              I
+  I                                                                         I
+  O HABITS        : Do not socialize much, spend a lot of the time on the   O
+  I                 phone (not talking to mates) running up large phone     I
+  I                 bills for others, breaking the law, sleeping, calling   I
+  O                 BBSs and causing some to shutdown                       O
+  I                                                                         I
+  I                 NOTE: It is a curious paradox, that these people spend  I
+  O                       so much time on the phone without saying anything O
+  I_________________________________________________________________________I
+
+
+   ==========================================================================
+
+                              --------------------
+                               ANARCHISTIC SPORTS
+                              --------------------
+                               By Lightening Bolt
+
+    This month, due to censorship regulations and in an effort to retain
+    our reputation of tasteful articles, we are unable to bring you the 
+    mud wrestling between Satan's Daughter and Star Hawk.
+
+    But, we have an exclusive! 
+
+    Our roving reporter, Lightening Bolt, set out on the tracks of BIGF00T.
+    Hunting jobs is no easy task, and in this case, seemingly impossible.
+
+    But with his sense for a good story [And a copy of War and Peace. - Ed]
+    this is what happened.
+
+                        --------------------
+
+    I was sure that this was going to be one of those assignments that 
+    all reporters dread. It was a wet and chilly morning, and I was 
+    considering finding the puncture repair kit for Dianne. But duty called.
+
+    I wandered down the alley to where Big Foot "lived". It looked much like
+    any other rubbish bin with the exception of the phone line, TV aerial
+    and letter box. It is at times like this that I wish I'd accepted the 
+    offer as a Hinch reporter; joining in Paedophiles Unanimous meetings, 
+    walking through the polluted drains of Melbourne and generally being a 
+    total pain in the ass. Besides being in my natural habitat, I could
+    stay at home with Dianne.
+
+    I knocked lightly on the lid, and waited for a response. For several 
+    seconds I thought I may have been too late and that he'd already set
+    out job-seeking. Then I thought a second, and with my trusty baseball
+    bat began wildly beating the sides. 
+
+    It took about 5 minutes, but the lid popped open and two bloodshot eyes
+    peered out. His mouth opened, and muttered something to the effect of 
+    "PHUCK ORPH" before the lid slammed shut.
+ 
+    I was not going to be deterred from my exclusive interview. With a little
+    light bulb above my head I realised how to bait him out. In one of my more
+    casual tones I said "Mr Foot, your Dole Check.", and under my breath I
+    muttered "Three, Two, One..." 
+
+    With the force of one of Masky's farts the lid of the bin exploded open, 
+    and Big Foot burst out, his tongue lapping his naked chest. Before he
+    could realise that I had out smarted him, I drove down to sex local shop,
+    bought some chains and a padlock, returned and managed to finish the
+    novel I took with me to while away the time. I snapped the chains around
+    his wrists and ankles and demanded my exclusive interview.
+
+    Realising he'd been outwitted, he gave in. Disappointedly I put the whip
+    away.
+
+    "OK Mr Foot, I would just like to ask a couple of questions. Firstly, have
+     you ever had a job?" 
+
+    "Ahhhh, well, it depends on your perspective and your, errrr, what you
+     mean when you say 'job'." 
+
+    "You mean NO don't you?" I sometimes amaze even myself with my ability 
+     to decipher bullshit. I recommend to all the kids out there considering
+     a career in journalism to watch political speeches. If you can make sense
+     of it become a politician, it pays better!
+
+    "Well, I consider it my job keeping the people in the social security
+     office busy, not to mention the post office and all the other people that
+     have to pay taxes." 
+
+    "Have you ever been to a job interview?" I asked thinking this will
+     show him up.
+
+    "Well, yes, I did go to one once. I had to or they were going to stop
+     my dole cheques."
+
+    "So what happened?" I asked in surprise.
+
+    "They said I could have the job." He responded.
+
+    "So why aren't you WORKING?" I was puzzled.
+
+    "Oh, they only said I had to go for an interview, they didn't say I had
+     to work. Besides, if I had to go out and work I'd never have
+     time to call bulletin boards, or go to movies, or pinnie parlours." 
+
+    I was in a bit of a fix. There seemed to be some strange thread of logic
+    in what he was saying, I just couldn't seem to grasp it. I continued.
+    "OK, have you ever had a girlfriend?"
+
+    "I met a girl once, she was in the social security office, and she
+     was friendly, does that count?" 
+
+    He seemed rather innocent, so I decided to drop that line of questions.
+    "I have one more question for you. Would you have a puncture repair kit?"
+
+    "Ummm, is this a trick question?"
+
+    "Never mind, I have some rubbers, and I'll make some glue when I get home."
+
+    I removed the chains, and he slithered back into his rusty tin. I was 
+    quite satisfied with my efforts, and after disconnecting his phone      
+    line and TV aerial decided to call it a day.
+
+    Next issue I'll be heading into the jungle with the desperate guys from
+    The Hard Rock Cafe hunting for a girlfriend.
+
+                                                            /
+                                                Lightening /_  Bolt
+                                                             /
+                                                            /
+
+
+                             OTHER RESULTS THIS MONTH
+                             ------------------------
+
+       Victorian Bullshit League:         Cefiar              2
+                                          BIGF00T             3
+                                          Masked Avenger      7
+
+       Amateur Paedophiles Association:   Fifth Dimension      1
+                                          Masked Avenger       He's One
+                                          Big Mumsy            He's One Two
+
+       Mudwrestling:                      Satan's Daughter     1
+                                          Star Hawk            0
+
+
+   ==========================================================================
+
+                             ---------------------
+                              ANARCHISTIC COOKING
+                             ---------------------
+                              with Dianne Nichols
+
+
+    Darlings,
+
+    Fred has finally given me my own spot in the highly regarded Anarchistic
+    Tendencies file. 
+
+    This month I have dug up a couple of recipes that I found scrawled on one
+    of the pages of volume 8 of my little black book.
+
+    Hope you find them useful, and I'll be back next issue.
+
+                                                        Lustfully,
+                                                                   Di.
+
+
+                          BANANA BREAD RECIPE
+                          ===================
+
+                              INGREDIENTS:
+
+      2 Laughing eyes.                2 Firm milk containers.
+      2 Loving arms.                  1 Fur lined mixing bowl.
+      2 Well shaped legs.             1 Banana.
+      2 Nuts.
+
+                          MIXING INSTRUCTIONS:
+
+      Look into laughing eyes. Entwine two loving arms.
+      Spread well shaped legs slowly. Squeeze and massage
+      milk containers very gently, until fur lined mixing
+      bowl is well greased. Insert banana.
+      Cover with nuts and sigh until well relieved.
+    
+      Bread is done when banana is soft.
+      Be sure to wash mixing utensils and don't lick the bowl.
+      If bread starts to rise leave town.
+    
+
+
+                            ROAST DUCK STROMBOLI
+                            ====================
+
+                                INGREDIENTS:
+
+                       1 Duck. 
+                       1 Orange.
+                       1 Cup. Uncooked popcorn.
+                       Salt and Pepper to taste.
+
+                           MIXING INSTRUCTIONS:
+
+                Place all ingredients inside duck.
+                Sew up both ends.
+                Place duck in bowl with small quantity of oil.
+                Sprinkle with salt and pepper to taste.
+                Place in preheated oven - 350 Degrees.
+                Cooking is complete when the popcorn blows
+                the ASS out of the duck.
+
+
+   ==========================================================================
+
+                              --------------------
+                               ANARCHISTIC HEALTH
+                              --------------------
+                                   by Avalon ..
+
+
+           +------------------------------------------------------+
+           |The      ===================================          |-+
+           |          E V I L   A N G E L ' S   D I E T           | |
+           |         ===================================          | |
+           |                                                      | |
+           |                  By   Avalon ..                      | |
+           +------------------------------------------------------+ |
+             +------------------------------------------------------+
+
+                  +------------================-------------+
+                  |             F   O   O    D              |-+
+                  +------------================-------------+ |
+                    +-----------================--------------+
+
+
+        Never walk past any place where you can obtain food, for example
+        vending machines, rubbish bins, McDonalds, milk bars etc,
+        unless you are trying to impress some female by your will power.
+
+        Be careful not to do this too often! You might end forming
+        a habit and not eating enough. Thus, if you are with friends
+        and there aren't any particularly fuckable women in sight, and you
+        pass near a McDonalds or other supplier of Prestige Foods, start
+        hassling them for money; even if you have to make all sorts of 
+        promises. This also has another benefit, being that you develop
+        a skill for making promises and will improve your sex life!
+
+        Not being broke before your next pay means you didn't drink/eat
+        enough. You should spend this residue in the forthcoming period.
+
+       *****************************************************************
+       *                                                               *
+       *  NOTE: Syn's CHEESECAKES are NOT recommended-They BOUNCE TOO  *
+       *              MUCH and will bounce RIGHT OUT of your STOMACH!  *
+       *                                                               *
+       *****************************************************************
+
+        As long as the food you eat has lots and lots of calories/kilojoules
+        then it is ok to eat and will fit into the diet well.  For a guide
+        on about how much to eat for meals, use this table:
+
+        (Just to be a bastard, I have made up a new system for measuring
+         energy in food.  It is based around there being 2400 of these 
+         units in the recommended food intake for one day of the Evil 
+         Angel's Diet.  The new unit is called the "Evil Angel" or "E.A.".)
+
+                                      Each Meal     | With snacks= 200 E.A.
+        +-------------------------------------------+---------------------+
+        | 2 of the 3 main meals :    1,200 E.A.     |      1,100 E.A.     |
+        +-------------------------------------------+---------------------+
+        | All 3 main meals      :      800 E.A.     |        730 E.A.     |
+        +-------------------------------------------+---------------------+
+
+        The figures given here are recommended minimums, going over
+        them is no worry but under them is!  Thus if you are eating
+        every 5 minutes of the day then don't worry unless you don't
+        have very big meals during the day, in which case try and make
+        sure you take in about 2400 E.A. per day.  Anything less and you
+        are in trouble and will have to make up for it later.  As a
+        comparison to other diets, most would recommend about half that
+        and that is being generous!  Obviously the key to all this is
+        too eat 'bad' food and lots of it.  It is preferable if the food
+        you eat is low in salt while high in calories or kilojoules.
+        
+         ****************************************************************
+         *                                                              *
+         * NOTE: CUCUMBERS are considered to be HEALTHY food.           *
+         *       So get rid of them now! [Unless you're female. - Ed.]  * 
+         *                                                              *
+         ****************************************************************
+
+        To those who smoke, well what more can you do to your body ?
+        Really, what smoking does to you is reduce the amount of time
+        you could be around to enjoy your food and beer.  More
+        importantly, the money you spend of cigarettes and lighters
+        could be much better spent on more important things in your life
+        like girlfriends and from the dieters point of view, more
+        beer/food.
+
+        Notes about healthy foods:
+        --------------------------
+
+        1.  Healthy food fills you up.
+            (Makes it hard to eat a lot of other foods).
+        2.  On a gram/calorie (gram/kilojoule) ratio it is very low (BAD!).
+        3.  Doesn't make you fat quickly/easily.
+        4.  It's healthy!
+
+        If you think what I have recommended here is bad for you,
+        will help you along the road to heart disease and other nasties
+        like that, well then you are DAMN RIGHT!
+
+        Just as a side note, there is an old proverb that goes "you
+        are what you eat".  What does that make vegetarians ?
+
+         ****************************************************************
+         *                                                              *
+         *  NOTE: DRUGS of ANY KIND are NOT recommended since they      *
+         *        are too popular with law enforcers as well as being   *
+         *        EXTREMELY BAD for you and not too high in calories.   *
+         *                                                              *
+         ****************************************************************
+
+        To top it all off, you must remember that it is NOT good to
+        do too much exercise.  This reduces the effective amount of
+        kilojoules/calories in your body (doing aerobics is a no-no as
+        is watching it!).  What's even worse, if you do too much
+        exercise, you can start loosing some of your well built up
+        stores!  Thus it is recommended that you find a job where you do
+        minimal physical exercise - office work being a desk is the
+        best.  (Sex is the sole exception, but don't over do it.  After
+        all, man cannot live on bread alone!).
+        
+        I would have recommended the dole once but now it doesn't go
+        very far and isn't much to buy the essentials for this diet.
+        However, it does give you the opportunity to do nothing but lay
+        down all day!  Be careful in the way you take days off (don't
+        want you loosing your job) in that you utilize them to the full
+        extent and do NO exercise at all.
+
+
+        The final note: in case you were wondering, 1 E.A. (Evil
+        Angel) = about 2.1 Calories, where 1 calorie is about 4
+        kilojoules.  Also, since we're not mathematicians, scientists,
+        or anything else along that line here at Evil Angels our numbers
+        maybe a little off.  So if you disagree with my figures then
+        stiff shit.  I don't care and neither does anyone else!
+
+
+   ==========================================================================
+
+              ________________________________________________
+             |                                                |
+             |       DEAR...........                          |
+             |                                                | 
+             |                                                |
+             |  ============   ____   ____   ____   ____      |
+             |            //  |    | |    | |    | |    |     |
+             |          //    |    | |____| |____| |    |     |
+             |        //      |    | |\     |\     |    |     |
+             |      //        |    | |  \   |  \   |    |     |
+             |    //          |____| |    \ |    \ |____|     |
+             |   ===========================================  |
+             |________________________________________________|
+ 
+                          ---== By Raster Bite ==---
+
+     If it's not easy being green, you make people sick to the core of
+     their existence, you have no one to turn to, if you tend to seek
+     the septic refuge of the local graffiti wall, you may be interested 
+     to discover that we at Evil Angles now offer an advice line. We will
+     endeavour to solve your problems or, if we cant, then we will try to 
+     humiliate, abuse, and basically make you look more foolish than
+     you thought you were before.  
+
+                                        Read on.... 
+ 
+  _______________________________________________
+ |                                               |_ 
+ |  Dear Zorro: Why is the Universe expanding?     |________________ 
+ |                                                       - Confused |________
+ |                                                                           |
+ |  Dear Cefiar: Everything is relative. Actually, you are getting smaller.  |
+ |_________                                              - Zorro             |
+           |_________________________________________________________________|
+
+                                                              ______
+                      __________________   __________________|      |_______
+ ____________________|                  |_|                                 |
+| Dear Zorro: Why does Superman use a telephone box to change to his secret |
+|             identity and you use a toilet block ?                     ____| 
+|                                                          - Confused  |
+|                                                                      |___ 
+| Dear Dork: All that I am allowed to tell is that Superman has phoney     |
+|               reasons and I have shitty ones.                            |__ 
+|                                                          - Zorro            |
+|_____________________________________________________________________________|
+
+
+ _____________________________________________________________________________
+|                                                                             |
+| Dear Zorro: Is it true? Is there life after an Engineering Degree?          |
+|                                              - Terminal Engineering Student |
+|                                                                             |
+| Dear Terminal Engineering Student: Even though a person's body can be kept  |
+|         __                         alive, a person is considered dead when  |
+|________|  |______________          the brain cannot function and cannot be  |
+                           |         repaired. No, there is no life after an  |
+                           |         Engineering Course.              ________|
+                           |                            - Zorro      |
+                           |_________________________________________|
+
+
+ _____________________________________________________________________________
+|                                                                             |
+| Dear Zorro: My girlfriend is really dog puking, bile chunderingly festering |
+|_________    cunt ugly and she refuses to let me put a bag over her head when|
+       ___|   we fuck. What shall I do?                         ______________|
+     _|                                 -Anonymous             |______ 
+ ___|                                                                 |___
+| Dear Lensman: This is a difficult one to answer. Here at Evil          _|
+|_____________  Angles when it comes to the "BEEN HIT WITH THE UGLY     |__ 
+              |         STICK" questions we usually resort to: Take _______|
+              |_______      the answer which you can cope with     |
+                      |__    the most......              ________|
+ ________________________|                              |
+|            A) Turn her over...                        | 
+|            B) You wear the bag....                    |_
+|            C) If she's that ugly, fuck her with an axe..|__________________
+|_____       D) Gaffer tape her head to the mattress....                     |
+      |__    E) Threaten: "I will send you to Vagabonds house to live"       |
+         |__ G) All of the above                                             |
+            |________________________________________________________________|
+
+
+ _____________________________________________________
+|                                                     |__
+| Dear Zorro: Will I be remembered after I'm gone?       |______
+|                                           - Anonymous         |____________
+|                                                                            |
+|Dear Vagabond: After you're gone? Most people can't remember you're here.   |
+|__________    The fact is you'll be remembered for three and a half hours   |
+           |   after you're gone. Then Young Talent time or a football match_| 
+           |   will be on, and people will return to more important stuff__|
+           |                        -Zorro                              |
+           |____________________________________________________________|
+
+
+
+ _______________________________________________
+|                                               |_____________________
+| Dear Zorro: Where will I find Happiness?                            |
+|                           - I'm not going to give you my name. ha ha |_____
+|                                                                            |
+| Dear I'm not going to... etc:               I have always found happiness  | 
+|__________________________________________   on page 421 of the Concise    _|
+                                         _|   Oxford Dictionary. If you     | 
+                                        _|   meant the question in a more   |
+                                       _|   philosophical way, I'd say check|
+                                      _|   under your bed. Or you may     __|
+                                     _|   find happiness under someone   |
+                                    _|   elses bed. No one seems to be  _|
+                                   _|   looking under beds anymore.    |
+                                  _|   Something is lurking under my __|
+                                 _|   four-poster; it's either the  | 
+                                _|   worlds largest dust ball or a  |
+                               _|   convention of possums. At worst |
+                              _|   if you cant find happiness   ____|
+                             _|   then you can find Happy. The |
+                            _|   town of Happy lies 32 Km      |__ 
+                           _|  south or Armarilloin Texas -USA    |
+                          |                 - Zorro               | 
+                          |_______________________________________|
+ 
+ ___________________________________________________________________________
+|                                                                           |
+| Dear Zorro: Do people like me?                                            |
+|________                                                                   |
+         |    - [[[[[[[[[      ttt                          !!!   ]]]]]]]]]] | 
+         |      [[[[[[[[[     tttt                         !!!!!  ]]]]]]]]]] |
+         |      [[[           tttt                         !!!!!         ]]] |
+         |      [[[           tttt           ccccccccc     !!!!!         ]]] |
+         |      [[[      ttttttttttttt     cccccccccccc    !!!!!         ]]] |
+         |      [[[      ttttttttttttt    ccccc    ccccc    !!!          ]]] |
+         |      [[[           tttt       cccc               !!!          ]]] |
+         |      [[[           tttt       cccc               !!!          ]]] |
+         |      [[[           tttt       cccc                            ]]] |
+         |      [[[           tttt   ttt  cccc     ccccc    !!!          ]]] |
+         |      [[[[[[[[[     tttt tttt    cccccccccccc    !!!!!  ]]]]]]]]]] |
+ ________|      [[[[[[[[[       tttttt      cccccccccc      !!!   ]]]]]]]]]] |
+|                                                                     _______|
+|  Dear [[[[[[[[[      ttt                          !!!   ]]]]]]]]]] |
+|       [[[[[[[[[     tttt                         !!!!!  ]]]]]]]]]] | 
+|____   [[[           tttt                         !!!!!         ]]] |
+     |  [[[           tttt           ccccccccc     !!!!!         ]]] |
+     |  [[[      ttttttttttttt     cccccccccccc    !!!!!         ]]] |
+     |  [[[      ttttttttttttt    ccccc    ccccc    !!!          ]]] |
+     |  [[[           tttt       cccc               !!!          ]]] |
+     |  [[[           tttt       cccc               !!!          ]]] |
+     |  [[[           tttt       cccc                            ]]] |
+     |  [[[           tttt   ttt  cccc     ccccc    !!!          ]]] |
+     |  [[[[[[[[[     tttt tttt    cccccccccccc    !!!!!  ]]]]]]]]]] |
+     |  [[[[[[[[[       tttttt      cccccccccc      !!!   ]]]]]]]]]] |_______
+     |___                                                                    | 
+         |   If you must ask, the answer is NO. They will like you, however, |
+         |   with just a few changes in your behaviour. These simple steps   |
+         |   will make you immensely popular:    ____________________________|
+         |                                      |
+         |    A) Always pick up the check.      |__________________________
+         |    B) Offer to lend money.                                      |
+         |    C) In most cases offer your wife or husband around but in    | 
+         |       your case your pet labrador.                              |
+         |    D) Go back to your home planet; was it Mars or Stupider?     |
+     ____|    E) Give outrageous complements.                              | 
+    |                                                                      |  
+    |   When you are ready to follow this advice, please make me the first |
+    |   person you contact.                                                | 
+    |                           - Zorro                                    |
+    |______________________________________________________________________|
+
+ ____________________________________________________________________________
+<___                                                                     ____>
+<__ Dear Zorro: What is love?                     _________o___            |
+ |       _________         - Hairy Palms                  ___          ____|
+ |                                                                         >
+<_ Dear Hairy: Love is the ultimate form of like. You will have reached    >
+ |              this state when you can lend your beloved $20 and not    __|
+<______         charge interest.            _______                     ____>
+ |                              - Zorro                                   |
+ |________________________________________________________________________| 
+  
+
+
+|~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
+|  Dear Zorro: How can I find the Woman of my dreams? | 
+|                                - Dianne Nichols      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~|
+|                                                                            |
+|  Dear Dianne: Hooley Dooley Dianne baby. It must get stuffy in the closet. |
+|               Nice to see you getting a bit of fresh air....Well, start    |
+|               by going back to sleep,  if things are working out well in   |
+|               your dreams, keep seeing her. Some dream relationships worsen|
+|               and turn into nightmares. Be careful. In dreams, people are  |
+|               often disguised - the woman you love may be your great       |
+|               grandmother or Colleen McCullock. Why not wake up and forget |
+|               about the dream girls? Find a real, live human being. Start  |
+|               dreaming about falling down a flight of stairs or not having |
+|               any money in the local brothel like the rest of us. Rest     |
+|               assured, your dream girl is not dreaming about you she's     |
+|               probably obsessed with the fury anchovy sandwich that shows  |
+|               up in all of your dreams.                                    |
+|                                               - Zorro                      |
+|                                                                            |
+ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+ ______________________________________________________
+|                                                      |
+| Dear Zorro: Is there a secret to life?               |
+|                                      - Confused      |
+|                                                      |_
+| Dear Confused: Yes. The secret to life is apricots.    |_
+|                     I cannot elaborate on this; I've     |_
+|                     already told you too much. However,    |_
+|                     I will pass along the secrets of life,  |_
+|                     numbers 2 through Z:             __________|
+|___________                                          |
+            |  2) Don't lift anvils unnecessarily.   |_____________
+            |  3) Avoid betting on catapillar races.               |
+            |  4) Give no answers till you have heard the question.|_
+            |  5) Don't trust people in masks.  _____________________|
+            |  6) Never swim in an empty pool. |__________ 
+            |  7) Don't order the spaghetti at Pizza Hut. |
+            |  8) Trust no one named Guido.               |___
+            |  9) Don't volunteer to lead the charge.         |
+            |  Z) Do unto others as you would do unto them.   |_
+            |___________________              __________________|
+                            ____|   By       |_
+                      _____|     following     |_
+                     |       these secrets you   |___
+                     |  will find yourself gliding  _|
+                     |____ through life and not   _|
+                          |  careering around   _|  
+                           |_  like Fred in   _|
+                             |    his car.   | 
+                             |_______________|
+
+
+ .............................................................................
+!                                                                            !
+! Dear Zorro:How kan I get ah jobb?                                          !
+!                             -Got any NUIs^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^H^HAnononamus!
+!                                                                            !
+! Dear BIGF00T:                                                              !
+!................................................  You can't.                !
+                                                !  From the quality of       !
+                                                !  your questions I doubt    !
+                                                !  if you deserve the one    !
+                                                !  you probably don't have   !
+                                                !  your only hope is to      !
+                                                !  inherit money; buy the    !
+                                                !  company you don't work    !
+                                                !  for and promote yourself. !
+                                                !............................!
+
+ 
+        Well well well. I thought that I'd never hear so much from all
+        you slugs out there in loser land. Oh, and talking  of slime,
+        TAXI CAB I don't even know you, yet I have become overwhelmed with
+        nauseous fits of stomach wrenching agony ruining my shoes and jocks
+        by emptying my stomach and bowels.
+
+        Sorry about that but I cant help it. [He has always had problems
+        with skid marks -Ed] Maybe some one else could offer their advice
+        to me on this one. I think all TAXI CAB needs is to become a 
+        member of the human race.
+
+        That almost sounds almost reasonable, although it probably 
+        wouldn't work because the human body cannot exist with such a
+        thick coating of dirt, grime, slime, faeces and a vastly complex
+        echo system based on slugs, amoeba and other mind blitzingly 
+        un-intelligent microbes... [Maybe he could live in a shell? -Ed]
+
+        Well I feel a bit better. Back to the point. I'll be happy to 
+        reply to anyone else out there with problems in the next issue
+        if you leave me some mail on Twilite Zone. Oh, and a P.S. to
+        the Masked Avenger, no, there is no hope for you.
+
+   ==========================================================================
+
+                    ======================================
+                     The Making of Anarchistic Tendencies
+                    ======================================
+
+     A lot of people are interested in the activities of Evil Angels.
+     Some of the questions most commonly asked of us are;
+
+         "Where do you get the ideas for your files?"
+
+         "How do you manage to come up with such incredibly
+          imaginative and wonderful reading material in
+          such a short time?" 
+
+         "How do I become a member of Evil Angels?"
+
+         And most regularly; "How about a fuck?".
+
+     Well, the answer to the last question is, of course,
+     none of YOUR business (unless you ask us that), but we will now
+     attempt to show you what it is like producing these files. 
+
+
+     STAGE I - The Theme
+     =================== 
+
+     The first stage in the creation of an issue of Anarchistic
+     Tendencies is the discussion and agreement on a theme.
+
+     After the first slab, the ideas being to flow. Fred will say some
+     thing like, "What abowt iv we rite wun 'bout Masky!?"
+
+     Ford Prefect will be sitting playing with his pussy.
+
+     Masky will suddenly realise that his sex life [or rather lack
+     thereof -Ed] will come under close scrutiny, and makes other
+     suggestions.
+
+     Three slabs later, Limmy will be trying to break the dunny, Fred
+     will be detecting virgins on The Twilite Zone, Ford Prefect will
+     be playing with his pussy, Masky will be unconscious in a pool
+     of his own vomit, and Vagabond will be in the corner clutching to
+     someone else's bottle of Midori. [Or what's left of it. - Ed]
+
+     Hopefully somewhere around the second slab, a theme was decided 
+     upon, and even more hopefully, before the demise of the forth
+     slab, some ideas had been discussed.
+
+
+     STAGE II - WRITING OF AT's
+     ==========================
+
+     This occurs in several places.
+
+     1. Ford Prefect writing his bits, and uploading them to The Twilite Zone.
+
+     2. Fred compiles Ford's and the other's submissions at work, and 
+        tries to add in as many comments as possible. [EXAMPLE -Ed]
+
+     3. About 3 weeks later a conference with as many people worthy of
+        being quoted is started, and Fred will occasionally burp and
+        say "Hee hee... That's a quote! <BURP!>"
+
+     4. About a month after Fred promised to have it release, Ford will
+        leave a nasty message to Fred asking why it has not yet been 
+        released, and Fred will say, "Have a read of the pre-release..."
+        
+     5. About a month after Fred's second promise that there is absolutely
+        no way it could possible be delayed any longer, Ford will leave
+        another message about why it has not yet been released.
+        Fred will burp, drink beer and make up three more fictitious 
+        release dates, hoping one of them will satisfy Ford.
+
+     6. With Masky's contribution of some quotes and awards, Eliminator's
+        latest drinking [and bonking -Ed] efforts, and Fred's actually
+        getting around to doing things at long last, the file begins to
+        take it's release format.
+
+
+     STAGE III - RELEASING OF ANARCHISTIC TENDENCIES
+     ===============================================
+
+     The momentous occasion has arrived.
+
+     After Ford Prefect giving up all hope of ever getting a chance
+     to write something for the next issue, wearing his fingers to
+     the bone leaving abusive messages to Fred and stroking his pussy
+     bald, [LONNI!!! -Anon] Fred, Masky and Limmy gather around the 
+     Twilite Zone one evening.
+
+     To a symphony of Fosters [NOT VIC BITTER LIMMY -Ed] cans
+     being cracked open, the file is at last placed into the file
+     area on Twilite Zone, it is then uploaded to as many BBS's
+     as is possible that night before we are overtaken with alcoholic
+     poisoning.
+
+
+   ==========================================================================
+
+                         +--------------------------------+
+                         SOLUTION TO LAST EDITION'S MYSTERY
+                         +--------------------------------+
+                              F O R D    P R E F E C T
+
+        Okay, okay, here's the denouement- the solution to the question
+        "Who's been putting holes in Thelonius Monk's condoms?"
+ 
+                                DOCTOR WHO.
+ 
+        There were only three ways the holes could have been put in
+        Monk's condoms.
+ 
+        i)   Tampering with them while they were in the machine. Since
+             the lock had not been picked, and Brett lost his key long
+             ago, this is not the answer.
+ 
+        ii)  Tampering with the condoms while Monk was carrying them
+             on his person. The only person who could have got close
+             enough for this was Julie Alderman, but as she said, she
+             hadn't seen after she vowed revenge, so she couldn't have
+             done it.
+ 
+        iii) The Doc's piercing devices. Everyone could have got their
+             hands on one of these. Alex Rogan bought one, Julie could
+             have taken one whilst snooping around his flat, and the
+             one that got stolen (if Julie didn't take one) could have
+             ended up in Brett's hands. But there is one problem. The
+             model of device in question was solar powered, and they
+             couldn't have operated in the darkness where the condom
+             vending machine was situated.
+ 
+             However, the order form reveals the Doc had the ability
+             to build one that didn't rely on solar power. Doc himself
+             admitted no-one else had even a solar-powered device, let
+             alone one with a power pack, so no-one else could have
+             done what he did after building a piercing device with a
+             power pack- he took the device into the Elizabeth Street
+             toilets and shot tiny holes through the dispenser and its
+             condoms.
+ 
+             His Motive? Julie had accidentally left Monk's black book
+             in the Doc's flat. His assumption- Monk had broken in.
+             The Doc was then worried everyone would find out about his
+             strange sexual practices, and vowed to get revenge.
+ 
+             Epilogue: The Doc went on trial (at the same court as Fred
+             did in AT10) and was found guilty. His sentence: 10 years
+             in Pentridge without trousers. Suffer, Doc! 
+
+             [Suffer? He'd never want to leave - Ed.]
+ 
+
+   ==========================================================================
+
+                              ----------------------
+                               THIS EDITIONS AWARDS
+                              ----------------------
+
+        Bastard EX-SYSOP of the Month..................... The Masked Avenger
+
+        My Board will be up soon! Award................... Fearless Fred
+
+        Boring Pissed Fart of the Month................... Vagabond
+
+        Romance of the Month.............................. Vagabond
+                                                           The Bogan
+
+        LOST VIRGINITY OF THE MONTH....................... ????????
+                                                           (Name withheld)
+
+        Pass The Bucket, I'm Going To Be Sick Again Award. Vagabond
+
+        I'll get around to answering my mail soon Award... Fearless Fred
+
+        I'm going to be boring by myself Award............ Vagabond
+
+        Dunna Dunna Dunna Dunna, Batman! Award............ White Panther
+
+        Dunna Dunna Dunna WOT A WOMAN! Award.............. Pantha's Mistress
+
+        Hoon of the Month................................. Sparkie
+
+        Hoon of the Year.................................. Raster Blaster
+                                                          (Bi Bi Integra.)
+
+        I'm Desperate Award............................... Disk Destroyer
+
+        I'm in Love with You, and You... Award............ Cefiar
+
+        Fuck of the Month................................. Eliminator
+                                                           Janine
+                                                     (Not Stalk's Janine)
+
+        Sponge Award...................................... Big Foot
+
+        I'm BACK!!!....................................... Taxi Cab
+
+        Dunny Buster Award................................ Eliminator
+
+        Bed Buster Award.................................. Eliminator
+
+        Pelvis Buster Award............................... Masky
+
+        Raider of the Lost Salami Award................... Big Mumsy
+
+        I'll Accept the Charges Award..................... Cefiar
+
+   ==========================================================================
+
+                            -----------------------
+                             QUOTES FOR THIS MONTH
+                            -----------------------
+
+        "I can't give you a quote, I'm dead."           - Craig Bowen
+
+        "Cum over here, Fred."                          - Masky
+
+        "Is he really as big as they say?"              - Eliminator
+
+        "What can I do for ya?"                         - Masky
+
+        "Masky, don't put me in this position."         - Disk Destroyer
+
+        "Some other time Masky."                        - Disk Destroyer
+
+        "I'm sorry Fred, another time."                 - Disk Destroyer
+
+        "I can handle 12 year olds"                     - Vagabond
+
+        "I prefer not to."                              - Disk Destroyer
+
+        "She doesn't feel in the mood at the moment."   - Disk Destroyer
+
+        "What's up your ass Masky?"                     - Fred
+
+        "It's either Cefiar or Disk Destroyer."         - Masky
+
+        "What else can you have in there that's hard?"  - Vagabond
+
+        "Wait, I'm cumming!"                            - Eliminator
+
+        "Ahhhh! Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!!!"        - Masky
+
+        "How'd he handle it."                           - Royna
+
+        "I don't remember, you'll have to ask her."     - Vagabond
+
+        "I had sticky fingers."                         - Royna
+
+        "She doesn't."                                  - Disk Destroyer
+
+        "Ohhhhh, Ohhhhh, Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!"               - Royna
+
+        "She DOES!"                                     - Lensman
+
+        "Oh Lensman, how disgusting."                   - Royna
+
+
+  ===========================================================================
+
+                            -------------------------
+                             ANARCHISTIC CLASSIFIEDS
+                            -------------------------
+
+        If you wish to advertise here feel free to send your submissions
+        to Fred C/O The Twilite Zone, 878-3539.
+
+        Please ensure that you include a Contact Name (Alias) and a place
+        you can be contacted.
+                                                        - Ed
+
+       -------------------------------------------------------------
+
+        WANTED: GIRLFRIEND. Any condition, no previous experience
+                required, although preferred (I need to be taught).
+
+                Contact: Desperate & Dickless 
+                         C/O RRR FM, Saturday Nights.
+
+       -------------------------------------------------------------
+
+        WANTED: FRIEND: Preferably girl and willing to engage in
+                sex or that sort of thing.
+
+                Contact:        The Sysop
+                                C/O Hard (UP) Rock Cafe.
+
+       -------------------------------------------------------------
+
+        LOST:   DOLE CHEQUES
+
+                Under the names of John Doe, Frank Williams,
+                Tim Smith and Samantha Fox.
+
+                If you find any of my Dole Cheques please send them
+                back! I have to pay my telephone bill soon!
+
+                CONTACT:        BIGF00T
+                                C/O Hard (Luck) Cafe
+
+       -------------------------------------------------------------
+
+        WANTED: Dirty Magazines and things.
+
+                CONTACT:        Blue Adept
+                                C/O Hard (ON) Cafe
+
+       -------------------------------------------------------------
+
+        If you have a problem with a phreaker, be it Calling Card,
+        diverter or any other related problem then, give the 
+        PHREAK BUSTERS a call.
+
+        The Phreak Busters Can Be Contacted On The Following Numbers:
+
+        878-3539 Twilight Zone.   Ask For Fearless Fred.
+                                  (He'll Zap Anything-Anywhere-Anytime)
+
+        562-0938 Burning Crucifix.  Leave A Message To the "Masked Avenger"
+
+                            Quotes ARE NOT free. 
+
+             Problems with 'Taxi Cab' class phreakers incur extra
+                             fees automatically.
+
+       -------------------------------------------------------------
+
+        FOR SALE:       THE SOUNDS OF EXTASY
+
+                        Recorded in Digital Stereo!
+
+                Over one hour of slurpy noises from the 
+                Masked Avenger and his ex-girlfriend.
+
+                Available on record, cassette and soon to be released 
+                on CD with a remix of the hit track: GROPE ME!
+
+                CONTACT:      Evil Angels Marketing
+                              C/O The Twilite Zone, 878-3539
+
+       -------------------------------------------------------------
+
+        FOR SALE:       A big muthafucking anti-capitalist Monaro.
+
+                        BIG RED V-8 Engine.
+
+                        Other P Platers need not apply.
+
+                CONTACT: Ivan Trotsky
+                         C/o Black Board.
+
+   ==========================================================================
+
+                              ----------------------
+                               THE EVIL ANGELS TEAM
+                              ----------------------
+
+      At present the Evil Angels team consists of the following:
+
+               FOUNDER:   The Masked Avenger.
+
+                EDITOR:   Lightning Bolt (AKA Fearless Fred).
+
+               AUTHORS:   Fearless Fred.
+                          Ford Prefect.
+                          Zorro (AKA Raster Bite... or whatever
+                                     he's calling himself now)
+                          Avalon .. (One dot or two?) 
+                                    [Bloody Traitor! - Ed] 
+
+                ARTIST:   Ford Prefect.
+
+            PROGRAMMER:   Vagabond.
+            (BSF Boys)
+
+         OTHER MEMBERS:   Thelonius Monk
+                          The Lensman
+                          Eliminator
+                          Death Man
+                          Zorro (What's his AKA?)
+                          Nixx
+                          SYN ... (Remember? The one with the cute ass?)
+                          Disk Destroyer (Where's the whizz fizz?)
+                          Ivan Trotsky (Tear down the Wall!)
+                          Sprite
+
+       FAVOURITE PEOPLE:  Taxi Cab          Raster Blaster
+       (TO HASSLE)        Captain Chaos     Simply Sparks
+                          Fire Fox          Vagabond
+                          SYN ...           Masked Avenger
+                          Disk Destroyer    Lensman
+                          Royna             Eliminator
+                          BIGF00T (Not Taxi in Disguise is it?)
+
+     YOU TOO can help rid the world of nerds by purchasing any of
+     the following quality official Evil Angels Products:
+
+     "I hate the Masked Avenger" Badges                      $3.00
+
+     Evil Angels Badges...                                   $3.00
+
+     Bi Bi P.I. Video...                                     $25.00
+
+     Evil Angels T-Shirts                                    $15.00
+
+       Available in Blue or White with Black print.
+                _______        _______
+               /       \______/       \
+              /                        \       /|
+             /___/|  Evil Angels   |\___\     / |--------      NOW
+                  |     ______     |          \ |--------   AVAILABLE!
+                  |    / E.A. \    |           \|
+                  |    | Logo |    |
+                  |    \______/    |
+                  |   Ridding the  |
+                  | world of nerds!|
+                  |________________|
+
+     Printed versions of Anarchistic Tendencies Parts 1 - 13: $39.00
+
+     Remember... donations to Evil Angels are NOT tax deductible,
+                 but WILL help rid the world of nerds! All money
+                 raised will be used to throw a big party at the
+                 end of the year.
+
+                 +-----------------------------------+
+                 | Donations & Payments can be sent: |
+                 |                                   |
+                 |    TO: Fred or Masky,             |
+                 |        P.O. Box 528,              |
+                 |        Mulgrave North, 3170       |
+                 |   Make cheques payable to CASH!   |
+                 +-----------------------------------+
+
+   ==========================================================================
+
+                       --------------------------------
+                        THANKS TO THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE
+                       --------------------------------
+
+        Vagabond:       Good Luck with your new business.
+
+        BIGF00T:        You'll make a nice target when I go hunting next.
+
+        Ford Prefect:   Going Freelance huh? Oh well, good bye, good
+                        luck, and thanks for all the bytes.
+
+        Eliminator:     Thanks for ruining the foundations!
+
+        Cefiar:         Thanks for losing my Grid Iron ball,
+                        and thanks for replacing it TOMORROW!
+
+                        And I promice not to reverse charges again
+                        (today).
+
+   ==========================================================================
+
+                          Anarchistic Tendencies XIII
+                           (C) August-December 1989
+                   YOU HAVE NO GODDAMNMUTHAFUCKING RIGHTS!
+
+                   ***************************************
+                   *  NO PART OF THIS FILE MAY BE        *
+                   *  PUBLISHED IN MASS MEDIA WITHOUT    *
+                   *  THE AUTHORS' WRITTEN PERMISSION    *
+                   *  AND HALF THE AUTHORS DON'T KNOW    *
+                   *  HOW TO WRITE. THE OTHER HALF ARE   *
+                   *  USUALLY DRUNK!                     *
+                   *                                     *
+                   *   - That's a god-damned warning -   *
+                   *                                     *
+                   ***************************************
+
+                   ::: YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL :::
+
+
+   ==========================================================================
+
+                            -----------------------
+                             DISCLAIMER/DATCLAIMER  
+                            -----------------------
+
+      The authors have gone to a hell of a lot of trouble to ensure that
+      this file contains offensive material. However, should you find
+      anything which you object to, STIFF SHIT! You can't sue us!  This
+      file is written with the intent of producing a humorous file which
+      will be enjoyed by everyone, and no offense is intended towards any
+      person or persons no matter how often or in what context they are
+      mentioned. Dat's a Quote!
+
+
+   ==========================================================================
+
+            Evil Angels Will Return With Anarchistic Tendencies XIV
+            -------------------------------------------------------
+
+                Complete with digitized (IBM ONLY) pictures...
+
+                See:    The Masked Avenger Naked!
+                          (Or at least his head on a naked body)
+                        Vagabond at the New Years Eve Party
+                          (Sound asleep with smudged lip stick)
+                        Lifesize digitised picture of Fred's dick
+                          (Only for people with 18 inch monitors)
+
+                        and many more disgusting sights.
+
+
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+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
+ ////////////////////////////// WARNING! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
+
+    This is an ADULTS ONLY comedy file. Some language and descriptions
+     may offend some people. If you feel you are one of these people, 
+                             stop reading now.
+
+     [I would say something like THATSAGODDAMMUTHAFUKINGWARNING but
+      Raph told me not to! -Ed]
+
+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
+
+           They're lean... green... and on your computer screen!
+
+                      ______/|                   __
+                      |   __ |                  /  \
+                      \  |  \|                  |  /
+                       | |      ___  ___  _/\   | |
+                       | |__/|  | |  | |  \_/   | |
+                       |     |  | |  | |  ___   | |
+                      /   __ |  \ \  | |  | |   | | 
+                      |  |  \|   \ \/ _/  | |  /  /
+                      |  |        \__/    | |  |  |/|
+                      |  |__/|            |_|  |____|
+            _____     |_____ |
+           /  _  \     _    \|         _              __
+          /  / \  \   | |___     _____/ |   ______   /  \
+         /_ /   \  |  |  __ \   /  __   |  / ___  |  |  /    _____
+          | |___|  |  | /  \ \  | /  \  |  | |  \ |  | |    /   _ \
+          |  ___   |  | |  | |  | |   | |  | |  | /  | |    \_  \\_|
+          | /   |  |  | |  | |  | |  _| |  | \__/ |  | |      \  \
+          | |   |  |  |_|  |/   \ \_/   |  |  ___/   | |    __ |  |
+         /__|   |  |             \___/| |  \  |____  | | __ \ \/  /
+                \___\                 | |   \_____/  \ \/ /  \___/
+                            /|________/ |             \__/
+                           /  __________/
+                           \_|
+               ____
+              /   / ___  ___  ____  ___  ___  _/_  ____
+             /___/ /    /__/ /___  /__/ /  /  /   /___
+            /     /    /___  ___/ /___ /  /  /    ___/   o  o  o
+
+
+           Another Expedition into the Realms of Stupidity with
+                     Anarchistic Tendencies Part XIV.
+
+   ____________________________________________________________________ 
+   \                                                                  /
+    \  T  E  E  N  A  G  E      M  U  T  A  N  T      N  I  N  J  A  / 
+     \______________________________________________________________/
+   ________   __     __   _______    ________   __       ______    ____
+  /       _| |  |   |  | |       \  |        | |  |     |   ___|  /    \
+  \__   _/   |  |   |  | |  ,--,  | |__    __| |  |     |  |___   \_ |\/ 
+     \  \    \  |   |  | |  |,-' ,/    |  |    |  |___  |   ___|  _ \ \ 
+      \  \    |  `--'  / |  |\   \     |  |    |      | |  |___  / \/  |
+       \_/     \______/  |__| \___\    |__|    |______| |______| \____/
+
+           I N   M E L B O U R N E   :   "Telecom Trouble"
+A tribute to Peter Laird and Kevin Eastman (without whom there would never
+have been the incredible Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles), Mark Freedman
+(executive producer of the cartoon series), and the late Jim Henson (designer
+of the turtles costumes in the TMNT movie).
+
+               Written by Raphael Turtle and Fearless Fred.
+
+                   Edited and Released by Fearless Fred.
+                     [He's the Evil Angels' answer to
+                    Burne Thomson. (except Burne Thomson
+                          does MORE WORK) - Raph] 
+
+                    [Who the hell's Burne Thomson? -Ed]
+
+ +----------------------------------------------------------------------+
+
+                       Teenage mutant ninja turtles,
+                       Teenage mutant ninja turtles,
+                       Teenage mutant ninja turtles,
+                          Heroes in a half-shell,
+                               Turtle Power!
+             They're the world's most fearsome fighting team.
+                            [We're really hip!]
+                       Teenage mutant ninja turtles
+            They're heroes in a half-shell, and they're green!
+                            [Hey, get a grip!]
+                       Teenage mutant ninja turtles 
+                      When the evil Shredder attacks,
+                 These turtle boys don't cut him no slack!
+                       Teenage mutant ninja turtles,
+                       Teenage mutant ninja turtles,
+                  Splinter taught them to be ninja teens,
+                           [He's a radical rat!]
+                       Teenage mutant ninja turtles
+                             Leonardo leads, 
+                         Donatello does machines.
+                          [That's a fact, Jack!]
+                       Teenage mutant ninja turtles 
+                        Raphael is cool but crude,
+                             [Gimme a break!]
+                      Michaelangelo is a party dude!
+                           [Paaarrrtttyyyyyyyy!]
+                       Teenage mutant ninja turtles,
+                       Teenage mutant ninja turtles,
+                       Teenage mutant ninja turtles,
+                          Heroes in a half-shell,
+                               Turtle power!
+
+                                         |\
+                                         | \
+                                         |  \
+                   __ |\                 |  |
+                   \ \| |__________      |  |
+                    `--,'          \     |  |
+                       |\__________/|    |  |
+                      _|_  __  __  _|_   |  |
+                     /   \________/   \  |  |
+                    |  __          __  | |  |
+                    | ===\        /=== | |  |
+                  _/`-----\______/-----'\|  | 
+                 /   \__               ========
+                |       `--,_ ______,-,/_|__| 
+                 \__      /  |      | | _____)
+                  | `--,_/   |______|_|______)
+                  |      ----'          (|__| \
+                  (\_________||______  (_____ |
+                  |\_________________  (______/ 
+                  \          ||          |__|
+                  |\_________||_________/, 
+                  |         _  _         |___ 
+                  \        / \/ \_        /  \_
+                   |      /       \___   /   _/\ 
+                   |_____|            ---\__/   |
+                   /     \                 |    | 
+                   \_____/                 |    '---, 
+                   |     |                 (___   --|
+                   |     |                     `----'
+                   /  _  \
+                  (__/ \__)
+
+  +---------------------------------------------------------------------+
+                            +----------------+
+                            Call These Boards!
+                            +----------------+
+
+                   For interstate callers prefix with 03
+               For international callers prefix with + 61-3
+
+
+     The Twilight Zone.  878-3539  All Speeds to 2400.
+                                   Home of the Anarchy Files.
+
+     Further Regions.    725-1923  All Speeds Modem, lots of Philes.
+
+     Delta BBS.          793-4548  For RPG Players and Homosexuals.
+
+     The Crossover.      364-1282  All Speeds with LOTS of hard disk and an
+                                   AD LIB card (as if you didn't know!)
+
+     Chicago.            728-6698  1200 & 2400 CCITT, 300 Bell.
+
+     The Hard Rock Cafe. 894-2815  Four Lines.
+
+     The BlackBoard.     776-5206  NO NERDS!
+
+  +---------------------------------------------------------------------+
+
+          And Now...         _
+                            / |    ____
+                           /  |   |    |
+                        _ |   |   |    |
+                       | \|   |   |    |                               __
+                       |      |   |    |   ____   ___   ___           | 
+                _____  |      |   |    |__|    |_|   |_|   |          | 
+       _____   |     |_|__ |\ |___|                        |   ____   |   
+      |     |__|        \ \| |__________                   |__|    |  |
+   ___|                  `--,/          \                          |  |
+__|                         |\__________/|                         |__| 
+                           _|_  __  __  _|_
+           __ ,--,___     /   \________/   \     ___----,
+         _/  /   /   \__ |  __          __  | __/  |    |
+       _|\  _|  |_      \| ===\        /=== |/     |  _/ \
+     _/  \\/ `--' \_    /`-----\______/-----'\      \/   | 
+    /     `|        \_  | _______    _______     __/ |   | 
+   |__|__/_/          \_||       \  /       ||__/    |___|
+   ||  || ||            ||        ||        ||       |___|_
+       ||               ||--------||--------||      /      \
+       ||               (\________||________/)      | __  , | 
+       ||      __   ___ |\__________________/|     //`//|_|\\ 
+              /  \--   \|  \      ||      /  |__     //
+             /    \      \  \_____||_____/  /   \__ //
+             |     \__     ____ _____ ____         //_
+             \        \___________  ________       ___\
+              \_     _/           \/        \  ___/    |
+               |-----|                       \/         |
+               (     )                       |__       | 
+               |    _|              ___   ___/  \_____/
+              _|   |  \            /   \_/          / 
+             / \   |  |            |              _/ 
+             \  \_/   \            \       ______/
+             |         |            |     | 
+              \_       \            \     \ 
+                \__     |            |  _, \ 
+                   \___/             |_| |_|rt90
+
+
+        TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES IN MELBOURNE : TELECOM TROUBLE
+                            by Raphael Turtle.
+
+The glowing skyline of New York stood out starkly against the black night
+sky. New York was a city that never closed up for the night... things just
+got a little quieter.
+
+At night, certain minorities crept out of the dives... drunks, muggers, drug
+pushers... and turtles.
+
+Leonardo surveyed the lonely street intently from under the slightly raised
+manhole cover, then looked down and whispered, "It's all clear, fellas, let's
+go."
+
+The manhole cover grated against the bitumen road surface, and four
+figures crept into the night.
+
+                              ---------------
+
+Meanwhile, ten miles below the city, in the spherical armoured fortress known
+as the Technodrome...
+
+"Ooohh, Shredder, I can't stand this!", ranted Krang as the lights on the
+bridge dimmed and wavered uncertainly like Disk Destroyer at the front door
+of a girl's house. "We must get more power, WE MUST!"
+
+Krang nudged a joystick in front of him with one of his protuberances, and
+his body flicked a row of switches on the console in front of him. The lights
+blacked out completely for a moment, then returned to normal brightness.
+
+Krang turned around to face Shredder. "All we have left is the energy in a
+few backup storage cells. When that's gone we're finished!"
+
+Shredder knew it was unwise to ask stupid questions when Krang was in a mood,
+but he eventually asked "So how are we going to get more energy?"
+
+"By eating Nutri Grain of course!", spat Krang sarcastically, "You fool
+Shredder, don't you think if I knew how to get more power I'd have done it
+by now!?" Krang turned angrily back to the console. "And where are those
+moronic mutants of yours?"
+
+"I gave them the night off."
+
+"Hmm... what's this?", Krang wondered aloud as he turned up the sound of a
+nearby television monitor.
+
+"... This is April O'Neil, with a Channel Six News Update. Four people are
+missing feared dead when a boat sank five miles off the New York coast. The
+boat was being used for the laying of underwater telecommunications cables
+at the time, and authorities say-"
+
+Krang flicked the monitor off with a snicker. "This gives me an idea,
+Shredder. The telecommunications system. THERE'S a line of attack we haven't
+tried yet."
+
+"Yes", moaned Shredder, "but a line of attack that will be foiled by the
+turtles as usual."
+
+"If we do it HERE perhaps, but the turtles couldn't stop us if we tried it
+overseas. In, say, Melbourne, in Australia?"
+
+"In AUSTRALIA? How on earth are we going to get there?"
+
+"We may not have enough power to raise the Technodrome but I'm certain we
+have enough to bore our way under the crust to Melbourne."
+
+"Are you sure?"
+
+"I'm as positive as Lance Link's blood tests."
+
+"Well, if you're THAT certain, I'm going to get Bebop and Rocksteady. I'm
+taking my usual transport module."
+
+"Why do you always take the biggest module?", asked Krang suspiciously.
+
+"I happen to like it", answered Shredder vaguely.
+
+"I bet it's just a penis extension!", hissed Krang.
+
+"Ha! Well at least I've got something to extend Krang!"
+
+"Ooooh Shredder, you can be cruel!"
+
+                              ---------------
+  Meanwhile, topside, in the "Cefiar's Face" pizza parlour on 69th street,
+the waitress, Blue Fox, looked down with distaste at the pizza she was
+carrying, and set it down at the table where the turtles were gathered
+wearing trenchcoats and hats. Then she left to talk to her boyfriend and
+chef, Ivan Trotsky.
+
+"Oh, perfectamondo!", exclaimed Michaelangelo, "the banana and mushroom pizza
+we ordered!"
+
+"Y'know", said Leonardo, as he reached for a slice, "it sure has been quiet
+recently."
+
+"Yeah", said Donatello between mouthfuls, "it's probably about time for
+Shredder to hatch another evil scheme."
+
+     [Fearless Fred has similar paranoia attacks; when his board has
+     been running a few weeks without any hiccoughs, he begins to wonder
+     what horrific problem is slowly manifesting itself - Raph]
+
+The turtle's chatter was interrupted as the restaurant doors were kicked in,
+and a certain rhino and warthog bounded towards the turtles' table with
+blasters ready.
+
+"Hey, looks like we found the turtles!", said Bebop.
+
+"Yeah", grinned Rocksteady, "and am I in the mood for turtle-trashing!"
+
+"Sorry horn-head", said Michaelangelo, "but we've got other plans!"
+
+Leonardo and Michaelangelo lifted the table and heaved it at Bebop and
+Rocksteady, sending cutlery and pizza everywhere. Rocksteady fired blindly,
+his shots blowing fragments of plaster out of the ceiling.
+
+As the four turtles dived for cover in different corners of the pizza
+parlour, the other patrons began screaming and running for the exit.
+
+By the disintegrated door, Blue Fox and Ivan Trotsky looked on with horror.
+"I'm getting out of here!", Blue Fox yelled to Ivan.
+
+"Yeah, this is too much for me as well. Animals talking and destroying the
+place. We'll go to my house. Oh, but if my pet sheep has started talking as
+well, anything it says about me is LIES, okay?"
+
+Blue Fox and Ivan joined the rush through the door.
+
+Meanwhile, Bebop and Rocksteady were firing randomly, hoping to hit one of
+the hidden turtles. Raphael bobbed up from behind one of the tables, and
+threw one of his sai at a hanging ceiling lamp. The sai severed the cable,
+and the lamp crashed onto Rocksteady's skull. 
+
+Avoiding Bebop's fire by doing a back flip, Raphael joined Leonardo behind
+the salad bar.
+
+     [Remember kids, these guys are professionals, don't try this at
+     home! -Ed]
+
+"Got any plans, Leonardo?", asked Raphael.
+
+"Yeah! This!"
+
+Leonardo leapt over the salad bar at Bebop as he drew one of the katanas that
+were strapped across his shell. As Bebop levelled his blaster, Leonardo
+sliced the barrel off.
+
+"Hey!", grunted Bebop, "no fair circumcising the weapons!"
+
+"Got you now, shellback!" Rocksteady had found Donatello crouching behind an
+overturned table. Donatello quickly swung his bo and connected with
+Rocksteady's head.
+
+"Oww, I wish you guys would stop doin' that!"
+
+As the mutant rhino unsteadily brought his blaster up, Michaelangelo jumped
+up from behind the counter, and threw one of his nunchakus. Rocksteady gasped
+as his blaster was knocked to the other side of the room.
+
+Michaelangelo followed up the attack by hitting Bebop with an entire deep-pan
+pizza.
+
+"Ahhhh... what a waste of good pizza!", he sighed.
+
+"BEBOP! ROCKSTEADY!"
+
+All turned to see Shredder silhouetted in the doorway.
+
+"Leave those turtles, we've got a Melbourne telecommunications system to take
+over! Get outside into the module."
+
+As the mutant rhino and warthog ran across the splintered tables and chairs,
+Leonardo stepped forward.
+
+"Right Shredder, time for us to settle a few old scores."
+
+"Sorry, reptile, but as much as I'd like to oblige, I've got more important
+things to do!"
+
+With that, Shredder hurled a small canister at Leonardo's feet. It broke
+open, and the parlour was instantly filled with a choking red haze.
+
+     [SMOKING CAUSES LUNG CANCER. Health Authority Warning - Ed]
+
+"Boy", coughed Donatello, "there's more smoke in here than Fred's bedroom
+when he lights up after sex!"
+
+"I've found the door", yelled Raphael, "over this way!"
+
+Outside in the carpark, the turtles found a circular hole in the bitumen
+brimming with molten lava.
+
+"We're too late", said Leonardo bitterly, "they got away."
+
+"Hey, listen up compadres...", said Michaelangelo as the sound of police
+sirens became audible, "We'd best be making turtle tracks."
+
+The four turtles headed for the nearest manhole.
+
+                              ---------------
+
+"... and that's what happened, Master." Back in the lair, Leonardo finished
+telling Master Splinter, the mutant half-rat who had trained them in the art
+of ninjitsu, his account of what had happened on the surface. 
+
+"Hmmm...", mused Splinter, "this is very bad."
+
+"And who or what is this Melbourne?", asked Raphael.
+
+"Not who or what, but WHERE, Raphael", said Splinter as he got up and ran a
+claw over the titles on a bookshelf.
+
+Finding what he was looking for, Splinter brought an atlas back to the circle
+of seated turtles, and opened it to a map of Australia.
+
+"Australia, huh?", said Donatello, as he left the room, struck by a thought,
+"maybe we should rename this story `Shredhead Goes DownUnder'."
+
+"See here", said Splinter, pointing, "Melbourne is the capital of Victoria."
+
+"I though Victoria didn't have any capital any more." Michaelangelo put in.
+
+"Melbourne is the Capital City." Splinter corrected him.
+
+"Like, what would old tin grin want with a branch of Australia Telecom?",
+asked Michaelangelo.
+
+"I don't know", said Leonardo, "but we've got to follow him to Melbourne and
+find out."
+
+"Wait a minute, what if Shredder's just trying to slip us a red herring?",
+asked Raphael. 
+
+"He's not", said Donatello, coming back into the room with some sheets of
+computer paper, "I just took some seismic readings. Take a look. The
+Technodrome's definitely moving."
+
+Michaelangelo looked doubtfully at the squiggly lines. "Couldn't that
+vibration just be Eliminator breaking someone's foundations?"
+
+"NO, it could only be the technodrome. Besides, if you look here, the  
+readings show that the source is going, not..."
+
+Leonardo turned to Splinter interrupting Donatello, "Will you be coming to
+Australia with us, Master?"
+
+"Yes Leonardo, Shredder already has a head start on us. It will take our
+combined skill to defeat him."
+
+"Umm, how are we actually going to GET there?", asked Raphael.
+
+"No probs", said Donatello, handing out small booklets, "by plane. I once
+forged us some passports in case we ever needed to go anywhere."
+
+Michaelangelo opened his passport and looked at his photo. "Don't you think
+our turtle faces in these photos are gonna look a bit suspicious?"
+
+"Are you kidding?", asked Raphael, "have you seen the average passport photo?
+Even Star Hawk looks like a paper-bag job."
+"Well what are we waiting for", asked Leonardo, getting up, "lets pack
+whatever's essential, tell April where we're going, put timers on the lights,
+and head for the airport!"
+
+                              ---------------
+
+Somewhere under the Pacific, the technodrome was chewing through the Earth's
+crust and making good time.
+
+On the bridge, Krang was piloting the technodrome while Shredder looked on.
+The door behind them slid open, and Bebop and Rocksteady lumbered in, wearing
+fresh band-aids. Bebop leaned over to Shredder.
+
+"Hey, boss", whispered Bebop, "what's the plan?"
+
+"Krang refuses to tell me the whole plan, but stage one is to take over the
+Telecom building in Melbourne, Australia."
+
+"Err, how we gonna do that?"
+
+"By increasing the amount of chloroform they put in their air-conditioning
+system."
+
+"Awwww", whined Rocksteady, "but I don't wanna go to Australia!"
+
+"Shuddup", answered Bebop, "and keep swimming. Ha ha, I made a funny!"
+
+                              ---------------
+
+At dawn, the scene at La Guardia Airport was one of organised chaos. Having
+purchased tickets for the next flight to Melbourne, the turtles and Splinter
+were being bored in the concourse lounge, and watching people sneaking drugs
+through customs and not finding their luggage on the carousel.
+
+On the tannoy, Inka Princess announced in nasal tones, "Trans-World Airlines
+announces the last call for flight 33 to Finland. And would the passengers
+taking the early flight to Brazil fucking put it back on the runway!"      
+  
+"Boy, this is an ultimo snore, dudes", moaned Michaelangelo, looking glumly
+at the carpet.
+
+Getting up, he wandered over to the observation window, and pressed his beak
+up against the glass.
+
+Another announcement came over the PA, "Attention passengers, TWA flight 12
+to Melbourne, Australia, is now boarding at gate five. And a special
+announcement to our ground staff, would Brett MacMillan and Taxi Cab PLEASE
+stop kissing each other near the hangars!"
+
+"That's our flight!", said Leonardo, "let's go!"
+
+Splinter and the turtles boarded the plane and found their seats. Raphael was
+sitting next to a window on the left side of the plane. To his right sat
+Splinter, and next to him was Donatello.
+
+Across the aisle from Donatello sat Michaelangelo, and next to him was
+Leonardo's seat.
+
+As Splinter settled back in his seat, he told Donatello, "You know, the last
+time I flew in an aeroplane was when I fled from Japan."
+
+The stewardesses - Brigitte Lambert, Julie Alderman, and Ech!? - boarded the
+plane and headed for the rear section.
+
+By the galley, Brigitte Lambert, picked up the PA microphone and "advised"
+the passengers in her best plastic voice, "Good morning ladies and gentlemen.
+Welcome aboard TWA flight twelve to Melbourne Airport, Australia. Before
+takeoff, we advise you to lock your seats and trays in the upright
+position... hmm, upright position, wonder if there's anything under that name
+in the karma sutra... err, where was I? Oh, fasten your safety belts,
+extinguish all smoking material, and glance over the emergency instructions
+card.
+
+"Remember that in the event in a mid-air explosion, there will be a notable
+lack of wings, and a sudden depressurisation problem. This sudden drop in
+pressure will be apparent by your ears popping and by Julie Alderman's tits
+exploding. You will all find a TWA-regulation parachute under your seat. If
+used, women are advised to pull the right cord or risk bleeding to death. If
+Steven Pastry is onboard, he is advised HIS chute will open on impact."
+
+"Shortly after takeoff Ech!? will be bringing around the refreshments
+trolley, and let me just say now she's a right little tart and a full-fledged
+member of the Mile-High Club. So if you like doing it in aeroplane dunnies,
+she's the one to grope!"
+
+     [I hope ECH!? never reads that, and if she does I didn't write it -Ed]
+
+Not long after that, the plane began moving forward. The vibration of its
+motion along the tarmac suddenly fell away as the plane left the ground. When
+the plane had stopped climbing, the captain made an announcement over the
+P.A.
+
+"Good morning ladies and gentlemen. This is Horace Mash, your pilot. We have
+achieved our cruising altitude of 30,000 feet and should be landing at
+Melbourne in the evening, local time, where it is currently 14 degrees. Enjoy
+your flight."
+
+There was a thud over the PA system as the microphone was put down, but
+turning it off had apparently been forgotten.
+
+"Another boooooooring flight", complained Cadet Ace, the co-pilot.
+
+"Well, it has its compensations", argued the pilot.
+
+"Like what? There's NOTHING to do in Melbourne."
+
+"Well, when we land we can always head off to St. Kilda."
+
+"What's there?"
+
+"YOU KNOW. FITZROY street, in St. Kilda!? Visit some bars, get pissed, pick
+up some cheap root-rats."
+
+All the passengers were almost pissing themselves laughing by this time, so
+Julie Alderman ran, red-faced, to the cockpit to turn off the P.A.
+
+"Hey, you needn't hurry!", yelled Raphael, "he wants to visit a bar and get
+pissed first!"
+
+Soon, Ech!? appeared from behind the galley curtains, pushing a squeaky
+trolley laden with food and drinks.
+
+"Ah, excuse me", Michaelangelo called to her, leaning out into the aisle, "I
+wonder if you might get me a little snack? A little peperoni and honey pizza
+would be bodacious."
+
+"Michaelangelo", warned Leonardo, "you'll spoil your lunch."
+
+"Hey chill out, I'm not spoiling my lunch, I'm just supplementing breakfast."
+
+"I'll see what I can do", said Ech, "but I don't know if we have that sort
+of thing." She turned to Donatello, and asked sweetly, "Can I get you
+anything? Would you like some of our TWA coffee?"
+
+"Oh, no thanks lady, I don't like coffee very much, but I wouldn't mind your
+TWA tea."
+
+{Slap!}
+
+"Owwww! Hey, what was that for? What did I say?"
+
+The flight to Melbourne was fairly uneventful, with Splinter and the turtles
+alternately dozing and flipped through the boring in-flight magazine. The
+plane touched down at Melbourne Airport at about 5:30 pm local time.
+Michaelangelo bounded into the arrival lounge, "Alright! Australia at last,
+I can't wait to try my first lamington and vegemite pizza!"
+
+"Lamington and vaginal WHAT?", exclaimed Leonardo.
+
+"Vegemite!"
+
+"Yuck, it sounds disgusting!", said Raphael, "What is it?"
+
+"I think it's a mineral extract", said Donatello, as he thumbed through a
+small glossy booklet.
+
+"What makes you think that, Donatello?", asked Splinter.
+
+"Well in this `Guide to Melbourne BBSes', it specifically states Ice Man
+drills for vegemite."
+
+"Boy, it sure is cold in Melbourne", shivered Leonardo.
+
+"I agree", said Donatello, "I'd forgotten it would be winter here. I wish I'd
+brought my turtle-neck sweater."
+
+After getting their luggage and going through customs, the turtles sought to
+hitch a ride into the city.
+
+A heavily battered Gemini pulled over beside them and the hung-over looking
+driver with a crumpled cigarette in his mouth wound the window down.
+"Where you (hic) headed?", he slurred.
+
+"To the Telecom exchange, in the city, are you headed in that direction?",
+asked Splinter.
+
+"Well, more or less", said Fearless Fred (who was the driver, if you hadn't
+guessed), "I can drop you off by the Queen Victoria Market. Get in."
+
+Not realising the danger, Splinter and the turtles got into Fred's car.
+
+     [My driving is NOT that bad any more! I haven't hit anything for
+     days! Well, nothing important anyway. -Ed]
+
+The trip passed uneventfully for a while (if you call ripping two phone
+boxes, three small shrubs and a letter box out of the ground uneventful),
+before Fred turned around and spoke.
+
+"So who are you guys, anyway?"
+
+"We're the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.", said Leonardo.
+
+"You're TURTLES? And I thought it was my driving making you green! So, what
+do you do, as turtles?"
+
+"We're here to save your city from two evil tyrants named Krang and
+Shredder", said Donatello, "so you could say we fight for peace."
+
+"Fighting for peace", said Fred quizzically, "isn't that like fucking for
+chastity? Or investing in Pyramid?"
+
+"Well, they're going to take over Telecom", said Leonardo.
+
+"Oh, that's all I need", said Fred. "Something else to endanger Melbourne's
+BBSes. I'm a SysOp, you know. Well, semi-SysOp, anyway."
+
+"Uhhhh...", moaned Splinter, as Fred rounded a corner with two wheels off the
+ground, "how much longer is this ride going to last?"
+
+"Well we're getting nearer to the city now."
+
+"Like, how can you tell, dude?", asked Michaelangelo.
+
+"It's obvious, he's hitting more cars", observed Raphael. 
+
+"Not to mention pedestrians!", gasped Donatello as Fred's car hit a speed
+hump and left the road briefly, landing with a distinct thud.
+
+"What the hell are you talking about?", asked Fred irritably, as one of the
+panels from the rear didn't make the last jump.
+
+"I'm talking about those two nuns, that guy on the bicycle, the traffic cop
+and that gardener in the park.", said Donatello.
+
+"That gardener doesn't count", complained Fred, "all I did was get his hose
+caught up in the bumper bar."
+
+"Yeah, and now he'll never have sex again!", said Leonardo.
+
+Fred suddenly spotted a convenient parking space, and wrenched the steering
+wheel around violently, expertly applied the hard brake, preyed, and entered
+the space at 60 km/hr and slewing into the parked car in front. Fred reversed
+to straighten up, and smashed the headlights of the car behind. Driving
+forward into the car in front again, Fred turned off the engine.
+
+While Fred got out to moodily flick specks of foreign car paint off his
+bumper bar, Splinter and the turtles fell out of the car and staggered onto
+the footpath.
+
+Fred walked up to Splinter, scribbling something down on a notepad.
+
+"Look, I don't want anything to endanger my board... so, if you need any help
+or anything, here's my number and address, okay?"
+
+Fred tore the top sheet off the notepad, handed it to Splinter, and hurried
+off into the night on some errand of his own.
+
+"Alright Leonardo", said Raphael, "you're the leader. What next?"
+
+"We have to infiltrate the Telecom Building. I propose we disguise ourselves
+as Telecom workers and sneak in."
+
+"Ha!", laughed Raphael, "Telecom workers, what a contradiction in terms!"
+
+ "Yeah", agreed Michaelangelo, "like that's almost as bad as saying you're
+an Arts student!"
+
+"One problem, Leo", said Donatello, "don't you think these green beaks of
+ours are gonna look a little conspicuous? Not to mention Master Splinter's
+fur."
+
+"Don't worry... I've got an idea...", said Leonardo as he gazed thoughtfully
+at a freshly painted sign on a nearby building:
+
+                  ---------------------------------------
+                 | VAGABOND'S RUBBER DOLLS - SEE INSIDE. |
+                  ---------------------------------------
+
+     [I wonder what his girlfriend will have to say about this? -Ed]
+
+Splinter, Donatello, Raphael and Michaelangelo followed Leonardo into the
+large warehouse full of clothes racks. Each of the racks held several
+coat-hangers with alligator clips which gripped the shoulders of a
+sad-looking, deflated rubber doll.
+
+"Heeeey, guys!", bubbled Vagabond as he approached them from the other side
+of the store, "NICE trenchcoats! And nice dressing gown too!", he added,
+seeing Splinter's kimono.
+
+Splinter drew himself up indignantly, "This happens to be a kimono."
+
+"Kimono? What, is she Yoko's sister or something? Anyway, you after a doll?
+I've got all the latest."
+
+Vagabond lifted a coat hanger holding a limp female form from one of the
+racks. "This one's a life-sized doll of Julie Alderman, just one hundred
+dollars. Or I've got some Satan's Daughters back there, again only one
+hundred dollars."
+As far as it is possible for something totally green to turn red, that is
+what Leonardo's face did right now.
+"Ahh, no... that's not quite what we're looking for... my god this is
+embarrassing"
+
+"Heeeey, guys, I UNDERSTAND. Fortunately for you I have some excellent,
+realistic male dolls, each with a life-sized solid rubber digit."
+
+Vagabond began sorting through a number of dolls on coat-hangers, reading the
+attached labels. "I've got a Lensman here for a hundred bucks. Or for the
+same price I can get you a Thelonius Monk. Or I can get you a Masked Avenger
+for fifty."
+
+"Why is this Masked Avenger fellow so cheap?", asked Splinter.
+
+"Well, you need less rubber..."
+
+"Look", said Leonardo, grabbing five dolls at random from the closest rack,
+"we'll just take these."
+
+"Certainly sir", said Vagabond, taking the cash that Leonardo offered him,
+"would you like them gift-wrapped or will you eat them here?"
+
+"Let's get OUT of here", muttered Leonardo.
+
+Outside, Michaelangelo asked, "Hey dude, what did we get these bogus things
+for?"
+
+"You'll see", said Leonardo with a smile. Drawing his katana, he neatly
+decapitated one of the dolls with a single stroke.
+
+"I don't get it, what are you doing?", asked Donatello.
+
+"I think I know", said Raphael, drawing one of sai. Raphael cut out the eyes
+and mouth of the plastic face, which Leonardo squeezed down onto his own
+head.
+
+"Hmmm...", said Splinter, "not a wonderful fit, but I do believe it will
+pass."
+
+With a whoop of excitement, the turtles set about shredding the dolls and
+trying on their new human facemasks.
+
+"Well", said Donatello, as he pulled his mask down, "at least we don't look
+like turtles and a rat now."
+
+"Yeah", said Michaelangelo, "but with these trenchcoats and plastic faces we
+look like a whole army of living Inspector Gadget dolls."
+
+"Come on", said Leonardo impatiently, "let's not waste time."
+
+They headed for the Telecom Exchange.
+
+                              ---------------
+
+Roughly forty-five minutes later, they arrived at the Telecom Building. 
+
+In the foyer, they walked past the snoozing receptionist, and an out-of-order
+pay phone, and tried to walk nonchalantly passed the two foot soldiers
+guarding the elevator, hoping their disguises would work.
+The two foot robots leaned forward to look blindly at them, but apparently
+considered them authorised personal, since they did not hinder them as they
+stepped into the lift.
+
+Leonardo hit the button for the top floor, and the elevator took them past
+several floors. They past a floor of directory-assistance operators ignoring
+the phones ringing in front of them... a floor of line-noise generating
+specialists... the floor of professional line-crossers... and a floor of
+people listening in on conferences conversations and going "beep" every
+twenty seconds. Finally the lift delivered them at the executive level.
+
+When the lift doors opened, Splinter looked up and down the corridor, then
+beckoned for the turtles to follow him.
+
+They arrived at a large door labelled "Private", with a window in the upper
+half. Peeping through the glass, Donatello gasped, "It's Shredder and Krang!"
+
+"You were expecting Peter Garret?", whispered Raphael, pulling him away from
+the window.
+
+Splinter and the turtles knelt down and listened at the door.
+
+                              ---------------
+
+"Well Krang", they heard Shredder say, "now we have total control of Telecom,
+what's the next stage of the plan?"
+
+Gleefully, Krang boasted his plan. "I now have unchecked access to Telecom's
+computers, and their lists of phone numbers. I shall breach their security
+and compile a list of all Melbourne Bulletin Board numbers."
+
+"Oh, you're a hacker are you? Got any calling cards, NUIs or other phreaky
+things?"
+
+"Shut up! I shall also find out who runs these boards and where to find them.
+Then I shall kidnap these `SysOps' to get top access to every board, and then
+via these boards spread a new, malignant computer virus which will rapidly
+infect every machine in Melbourne. With my virus controlling every computer
+in this city, my power will be unmatched. Ha ha ha!"
+
+                              ---------------
+
+"I think we've heard enough", whispered Splinter.
+
+Splinter and the turtles crept back along the corridor. When they were
+half-way to the elevator, its doors opened, and out stepped Bebop and
+Rocksteady.
+
+"Hey, what are you twerps doing here? You know this floor is out of bounds!",
+snarled Bebop.
+
+"Err.. yeah, our mistake", bluffed Michaelangelo, inching towards the lift.
+
+"Hey, wait a minute!", yelled Bebop, squinting closely at Splinter's mask.
+A quizzical expression crossed the mutant warthog's face before he reached
+out and ripped the plastic face away.
+
+The two mutants almost fell backwards with surprise.
+"It's that ninja rat!", cried Rocksteady.
+
+"That's not all, Rocksteady!", said Leonardo as the four turtles removed
+their masks and drew their weapons.
+
+As Rocksteady and Bebop reached for their blasters, Splinter jumped into the
+air, and dealt Bebop a vicious kick to the stomach. As he folded up like a
+house of cards, Raphael and Donatello tackled Bebop and brought him to the
+floor.
+
+Behind them, Michaelangelo knocked out a window pane with one of his
+nunchakus, and Leonardo attached a grappling hook to the frame. Trailing his
+climbing rope down the side of the building, Leonardo climbed out of the
+window saying, "I'm outa here, and you're all invited!"
+
+While Bebop and Rocksteady lay winded on the floor, the turtles and Splinter
+hurriedly scaled down the rope.
+
+Wincing, Rocksteady climbed to his feet, drew his sword, and began hacking
+at the rope.
+
+One or two floors up from street level, Raphael stopped climbing down the
+rope, and asked in a worried voice, "Hey, why's the rope vibrating?"
+
+"I dunno", said Leonardo, "just keep cliiiiii..."
+
+The rope went totally slack as, several floors above them, Rocksteady
+succeeded in his attack on the rope.
+
+The turtles and Splinter were suspended in mid-air for a moment, still
+clutching the useless rope before gravity asserted itself and they plunged
+to the ground.
+
+"Saved by the shell", muttered Raphael, as he got up and checked for broken
+bones.
+
+"Uh, I feel as if the technodrome just flattened me!", moaned Donatello.
+
+"Yeah, I know what you mean, dude!", said Michaelangelo, hobbling on a jarred
+ankle.
+ 
+"We must leave here, and quickly", said Splinter, rubbing a sprained wrist.
+
+"Yeah", agreed Leonardo, "this place'll be swarming with Foot as soon as
+those two freaks report to Shredder."
+
+The small group headed towards the centre of the city, eventually passing a
+public phone booth.
+
+"Hey", said Raphael, "let's call that SysOp who gave us a lift. I bet he'd
+help us, especially when he finds out what danger his board's in."
+
+"Yeah, great idea", said Leonardo, pulling some change out of his coat
+pocket.
+
+They waited outside the booth while, inside, Thelonius Monk made a call.
+
+"Hello son, is mummy at home?"
+"She's busy."
+
+"Busy doing what?"
+
+"She's in bed with her gym instructor."
+
+"What!?"
+
+"I said she's in bed with her-"
+
+"I heard you, now look, you've got to kill them. Both. Use my hunting rifle."
+
+{Pause}
+
+"Okay, done that."
+
+"Alright son, you have to get rid of the gun. Throw it the lake at the park."
+
+"But we don't live near a park."
+
+
+"Oh, err, oops, wrong number."
+
+Monk hung up guiltily, and slunk off into the night.
+
+Leonardo entered the booth, and dialled. The phone burred twice, then there
+was a click and an ambient crackling.
+
+"... Hello, this Fearless Fred speaking. I can't come to the phone right now,
+cos I'm probably coming somewhere else. But if you're an extremely
+promiscuous young woman, please leave your name, number, address, height, eye
+and hair colour, bra size, annual income, and details of diseases and
+favoured sexual position after the beep, and I'll get back to you... or back
+inside you... as soon as I can. And please don't tell Lonnie about this
+recording. And if you ARE Lonni this is all crap anyway..."
+
+{Beeeeeeep}
+
+Leonardo looked dismayed, and put the phone down. "It's a recording", he told
+the others, "we'll just have to... catch a cab, I guess."
+
+When the taxi dropped them off at Fearless Fred's house, it was obvious, from
+the sound of loud music and disintegrating furniture, that a typically
+destructive Fearless Fred Party was in full swing.
+
+Leonardo walked up the front steps, and rang the doorbell.
+
+When the front door opened, their ears were assaulted by an unresolvable
+mish-mash of sounds: bottles and tinnies being opened, Masky throwing up,
+people shouting to each other, a rhythmic squeaking of bed-springs, people
+telling obscene jokes, other people shrieking with laughter, eggs exploding
+in the microwave, and the stereo playing the Hi Tek 3's "Spin That Wheel" at
+full decibels.
+
+Fred stared from the doorway.
+
+"Hey, you guys, I wasn't expecting you!" He noticed their haggard, injured
+expressions, "What happened?"
+"We had a nasty fall", said Leonardo, briefly, "We'll explain later, but
+right now we have to ask you if..."
+
+Leonardo was interrupted as a female voice from inside called out over the
+din.
+
+"Hey, Fred!"
+
+"Oh NO", muttered Fred, then as loudly and brightly as he could, "Yes,
+Syn?"
+
+"I've just been looking through your medicine cupboard", shouted Syn as she
+weaved her way through the heaving crowd towards the door, "and I've found
+something weird."
+
+"Oh shit", whispered Fred, "she's found the flavoured ones." Shouting again:
+"Oh yes, what's that?"
+
+Syn was by the front door now. "It's this little box. On it, it says `Toupe
+Tape', what's that?"
+
+"I'll take that", snapped Fred. "Oh, Syn, these are the Teenage Mutant Ninja
+Turtles and... err, a rat."
+
+The turtles and Splinter introduced themselves by name, then Splinter turned
+to Fred. "We hate to impose on you, but we need a place to rest. We were
+badly injured."
+
+"Yeah", said Syn, looking at Donatello, "you guys ARE looking a little
+green."
+
+"Well, I suppose you could stay in the study, besides it'll give you an
+insight into being a SysOp", said Fred.
+
+Fred led the group through the party to the study, and despite the noise, and
+the constant beeping of people paging the SysOp, they fell asleep almost
+instantly.
+
+                              ---------------
+
+The next morning, while Syn - who had not gone home after the party - made
+breakfast, Fred nursed a horrific hangover as Leonardo told him about
+Shredder's plan.
+
+"... and since you're a SysOp, we want you to contact all the other Bulletin
+Board operators and warn them."
+
+"Hey, no probs", said Fred, "I'll start leaving messages right after a
+caffeine boost."
+
+But it was already too late. 
+As dawn broke, it looked as if it would be a chilly but surprisingly clear
+day in Melbourne. 
+
+In the city square, by what was once the graffiti board, a small crowd had
+gathered for a Doodz Domain meet. Those present were introducing themselves
+when, without warning, a transport module exploded from beneath the ground,
+and landed heavily, cracking the concrete paving.
+The heavy curved door opened, and Shredder stepped out, followed by Bebop and
+Rocksteady. As the bulletin board users gaped, Shredder spoke quickly into
+his communicator. "Krang, I've surfaced the module, which one is Lance Link?"
+
+Shredder turned the communicator towards the sea of scared faces. Back in the
+technodrome, Krang half-leaned out of his body, to get a better look at a
+nearby monitor.
+
+The monitor displayed an ancient piece of data from the technodrome's
+information banks, on the subject of recognising certain users...
+
+--------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+Numb ->20
+ Sub ->Recognition
+From ->FEARLESS FRED (#83) V52
+Date ->13/05/88 08:20:44am
+                [What I was awake at that hour of the day!? -Ed]
+
+Don't worry, you'll have no problems...
+
+1. Look for a Fed Cop type... suit, tie... THAT'S MENTAT
+
+2. Look for a slob with a cigarette.... THAT'S ME. (Probably hungover
+   too)
+
+3. Look for a guy with long hair sharing his tongue with a girl holding
+   a block of chocolate... that's Monk and Ech!?
+
+4. Look for a tall very innocent looking person... that's SYSOP.
+
+5. Look for a bastard.. MASKY, who else.
+
+6. Look for a person sitting by himself.. That's Raster Blaster.
+
+7. Look for a guy who looks like Arnold Swarzie... That's Radio Active.
+
+8. Look for a Wimp, with a pathetic attempt at a mo, That's Bozly
+
+9. Look for a Wimp, with his dad's cheque book, and some bouncer types,
+   that's Taxi Cab.
+
+10. Don't bother looking for Sparks & Fire Fox.
+
+11. Look out for SYN!!!!!
+
+OK, hope that helps.
+`President and Founder of B.A.L.L.S!
+Bottled Alcoholic Liquids Liberation Society. 
+----------------------------------------------------------------------
+[Betcha didn't expect me to drag that one up, eh Fred!? - Raph]
+
+Turning to another screen, Krang flipped through several digitised pictures,
+then spoke sharply into his own communicator, "I don't KNOW Shredder, there's
+no info on him here. Try to find out yourself."
+
+Back at the city square, Shredder spoke to the group of users, and,
+foolishly, Lance answered him...
+"Lance?"
+
+"Yeah?"
+
+"Can I ask you a question?"
+
+"Oh no, not this again!"
+
+Shredder leapt forward and grabbed Lance's limp wrist with one hand, holding
+the knuckle-razors on his other hand by the terrified SysOp's throat.
+
+"Don't move sysop, or else! You're going to help me take over your board. And
+none of you others move! STOP!"
+
+But the panicked BBS users, save Lance Link, had made a break for it. Bebop
+and Rocksteady started firing at anything that moved.
+
+  ----------------------------------------------------------------------
+
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+
+Rocksteady's blaster fire blew a massive chunk out of the part of the
+fountain that ran overhead and crossed the square near the graffiti board.
+
+The fountain cracked and as water began pouring down unchecked, it collapsed
+and sent pieces of stone crashing down on the stragglers.
+
+Pete Mitchell stopped to help up Natalia, who had caught a piece of rubble
+just above her left eye.
+
+"Oh, shit, have I got a headache!", she slurred.
+
+"For god's sake", said Pete, "just save that for bedroom like you usually do,
+huh? We gotta run!"
+
+Rocksteady looked forlorn as the last users disappeared along Swanston
+Street. "Aw, gee boss, they got away!"
+
+"He he, not all of them!", snorted Bebop.
+
+Rocksteady and Shredder turned to see Bebop with his blaster covering a
+terrified group of nerds who had evidently tried to run up the stone steps
+to Collins Street, but had been too slow.
+
+The group consisted of John Calvin, Turbo, Rishi Mehra, Blue Adept, Peter
+Ham, and Spectral Image. In other words, the AMF.
+
+"Hey", grovelled Rishi Mehra, his voice shaking, "we weren't going anywhere.
+In fact, we could probably help you, if you're planning to take over a board.
+We once tried to take over the Twilight Zone, and really fucked it up, didn't
+we guys?"
+
+The other members mumbled in the affirmative.
+
+Shredder narrowed his eyes suspiciously, then spoke into his communicator,
+"What do you think, Krang?"
+
+"Hmm, I don't altogether trust them, but bring them back to the
+technodrome. Hehe, I have ways of telling whether they are sincere or not."
+
+Laughing, Krang shut down the communications channel.
+
+"Right you two", said Shredder to Bebop and Rocksteady, as he pushed Lance
+Link into the transport module, "they're coming with us. But keep an eye on
+them."
+
+Shredder stepped into the module, and Bebop and Rocksteady herded the AMF in
+after him. When they too were inside, Bebop slammed down the hatch.
+
+The transport module turned around, and disappeared down the borehole it came
+up through.
+
+                              ---------------
+
+Half an hour later, Rishi Mehra was sitting in an oversized metal chair in
+one of the labs within the bowels of the technodrome. Various clamps held his
+arms, legs and head immobile, while a spaghetti of coloured wires led from
+a nearby console to electrodes placed on his skull. Overall, the effect was
+not unlike a hi-tech electric chair.
+
+While the AMF cowered in a corner, under the watchful eye of Rocksteady and
+Bebop, Krang was hunched over the expansive console, muttering obscure
+Dimension-X expletives.
+
+"What's this equipment supposed to do, Krang?", asked Shredder.
+"It's SUPPOSED to measure brainwaves, but these fuckwits don't have any! I
+wanted to probe their minds to test their loyalty..."
+
+Shredder glowered over Rishi. "You, CONCENTRATE!"
+
+Rishi thought hard. The smell of smouldering sawdust filled the room.
+
+"Still nothing!", spat Krang, exasperated, "These guys are dumber than those
+mutants of yours!"
+
+"That's not possible!", chuckled Shredder. "Anyway, I'm returning to the
+surface for another SysOp."
+
+Shredder patted his pockets, and a worried look crossed his face.
+
+"Krang, have you seen my communicator?"
+
+"Uh oh", muttered Turbo, turning away to face the wall. But he had been heard
+by Shredder.
+
+"You! Where's my communicator?"
+
+"Well, umm, Mr Shredder, well with its colour and shape... it looked so much
+like a steak that I... umm... barbecued it."
+
+"Oh my god!", screamed Shredder, "They ARE dumber than Bebop and Rocksteady!"
+
+"Here", said Krang, holding out what resembled an electronic compass, "take
+this instead."
+
+"What's this?", asked Shredder, taking the device.
+
+"A Sysopometer. It homes in on a brainwave characteristic shared by all
+SysOps. Now go, you've much to do."
+
+Shredder waved for his two hench-mutants to follow him, and headed for the
+transport module bay.
+
+                              ---------------
+
+In the Royal Botanic Gardens, the low rumble of traffic along Alexandra
+Avenue was suddenly blotted out by another rumble from deep underfoot.
+Shredder's transport module erupted from underground and landed with a thud
+on the neatly mown lawn.
+
+Shredder stepped out, followed by Bebop and Rocksteady. Shredder quickly
+checked his Sysopometer, and glanced sharply in the direction of the
+Ornamental Lake, amazed as he began to hear loud orgasmic shrieks and moans.
+
+Realising his presence would be an embarrassing interruption, Shredder pushed
+his way noisily through the bushes towards the sounds.
+
+When Shredder crashed into the clearing, with Bebop and Rocksteady behind him
+with their blasters ready, he found Janine and Night Stalker sitting three
+metres apart on the bank, flushed and trembling and staring straight forward
+at the water.
+
+Shredder quickly scanned the scene, noting the blanket that had been hastily
+rolled aside, and the condom that had been flicked into a nearby rose bush.
+
+"There's bigger pricks in that now than there was five minutes ago, I'll
+bet", he thought.
+
+"Am I INTERRUPTING something?", sneered Shredder.
+
+"No", said Stalker, without moving his eyes, "we were just fishing."
+
+Sure enough, he and Janine each had a fishing pole with the float bobbing in
+the water.
+
+"Ohhh", said Bebop, "I though I smelt fish."
+
+Suddenly Janine gave a squeak and began yanking on her line. "Oh, Nightie,
+I think I've caught something!"
+
+"You can't have", exclaimed Stalker, "I was wearing the bloody franger!"
+
+"No, no, on my line!"
+
+Janine and Night Stalker looked slightly sick as they realised they had given
+each other away.
+
+Shredder laughed without mirth, "Your charade is fooling nobody, it's as fake
+as Lonnie's orgasms! [Raph, you're in trouble! -Ed] Bebop, Rocksteady, grab
+that SysOp and take him back to the transport module!"
+Bebop and Rocksteady grinned, happy they had someone to push around, and
+began to shove Stalker in the direction of the module. "Sex maniac!",
+Shredder hissed after him.
+
+"That's quite funny", spat Stalker, looking back, "coming from somebody whose
+head-gear looks like a battery-operated sex toy!"
+
+Shredder stiffened in fury, and Stalker hardly saw the blow as Shredder
+gouged his knuckle-razors down the side of his face. When Stalker managed to
+stop screaming uncontrollably, and fought down the gut-wrenching nausea
+building up within him, he opened his eyes to see Shredder's bloodied razors
+ready for a second blow. The anger was obvious in his eyes.
+
+"If you weren't so important to Krang's plan you'd be sushi right now",
+Shredder said softly. Shredder glared at Stalker for a moment, then nodded
+for Bebop and Rocksteady to take him away.
+
+                              ---------------
+
+In the city, Splinter and the turtles were back at the Telecom Exchange.
+
+"Why did we have to come back here?", complained Raphael.
+
+"Because the technodrome must be right underneath it!", explained Leonardo.
+
+Sneaking in through a back entrance, they crept down a dark stairwell, and
+found themselves amidst the phone lines, where telecom technicians once did
+macrame with the wires, and installed line-noise generators.
+
+In the middle of the basement, a transport module lay beside a gaping hole
+in the floor.
+
+After they had gotten into the module, Donatello studied the controls, and
+engaged the auto-pilot. The module sealed itself, shook violently, and began
+drilling down to the technodrome.
+
+                              ---------------
+
+In the technodrome, Shredder was alone, looking through the bars of a huge
+jail cell that stood at one end of a vast computer complex. The cell held all
+the SysOps Shredder had "collected", as well as a few ex-SysOps that the
+Sysopometer had stilled homed in on; Cefiar Channadrac, Lance Link, The
+Alien, Night Stalker, Craig Bowen, Bruce Wayne, The Masked Avenger, and
+Captain Kirk.
+
+Krang entered the room, and walked up behind Shredder.
+
+"Admiring the trophies, Shredder?"
+
+"Yes, did you get their passwords?"
+
+"Yes", said Krang, gleefully, "things have been going good today. I even
+worked out what I should do with those AMF morons."
+
+"Oh, what's that?"
+
+"I had a few of them `volunteer' for my famous mutagen experiments. I doused
+Rishi Mehra with mutagen after he'd come in contact with a sea-slug."
+"That must have produced something interesting!"
+
+"Well actually, nothing happened! I had a little success on Peter Ham
+though."
+
+Shredder turned and looking at the array of computers that took up most of
+the room. "Have you connected with all these SysOps' boards yet?"
+
+"Not quite, Doodz Domain is still engaged. When we're connected to all of
+them I'll start distributing the virus."
+
+"I sure hope this scheme works, Krang! I've checked the power levels, and we
+can forget drilling back to New York unless we get some serious energy."
+
+"Don't worry Shredder, by this time next week Melbourne will be humbling
+itself at our feet."
+
+"Want to recheck that schedule?" It was Leonardo.
+
+"The Turtles!", gasped Shredder, spinning around, "and Splinter, my sworn
+enemy! I'll flay the lot of you!"
+
+"Noooo, Shredder", said Krang, holding him back, "let's try some mutant power
+on them."
+
+"We're not going to let Bebop and Rocksteady get beaten up again?"
+
+"Noooo... let's try something else. Peter Ham, GET IN HERE!"
+
+A side door slid open, and Donatello gasped. "Yikes, who or what is THAT!"
+
+Peter Ham, once human (?), was now basically reptiloid: a greenish skin with
+the suggestion of scales and a tail, with several flaps of green-grey skin
+hanging down around his neck. As he stepped forward, hissing, Krang explained
+like a museum curator, "I thought since we were in Australia I might
+experiment with the local fauna. Chlamydosaurus Kingii. Peter Ham is now half
+frilled-neck lizard!"
+
+"How ironic", smirked Shredder, "the turtles are going to be destroyed by a
+distant reptile relative!"
+
+"Peter!", Krang shouted, "Sick 'em!"
+
+Donatello stepped towards Peter Ham, with his bo raised ready. Rasping, Peter
+lunged forward and cut the bo in two. Donatello looked surprised and worried
+simultaneously, and flipped back as Michaelangelo took the offensive and
+began battering the half-lizard with his 'chaks.
+
+Meanwhile, Raphael and Splinter kept Shredder busy, but made sure they were
+never in range of Shredder's blades, for they knew how developed his fighting
+skills were.
+
+"Shredder, behind you!", wailed Krang.
+
+Shredder turned to see Leonardo use his katana to break the lock on SysOps'
+cell. Flinging the door open, he shouted, "All of you, out, and get ready to
+run!"
+
+Shredder went towards Leonardo, momentarily forgetting about Raphael and
+Splinter. Raphael leapt and kicked Shredder in the small of the back, sending
+him flying into Krang.
+
+"You're getting sloppy, Shredder", said Raphael, "perhaps you'd better stick
+to doing Ryobi commercials."
+
+As the two tyrants picked themselves up, Leonardo shouted to Michaelangelo
+and Donatello, "Hey, you guys, let's wrap this up!"
+
+Donatello nimbly ducked down behind Peter Ham, and as Michaelangelo shoved
+the mutant hard, he fell back over Donatello and onto one of the computers.
+
+As Donatello and Michaelangelo ran for the exit, where Raphael, Leonardo, and
+Splinter were hurrying along the SysOps, the computer console Peter had
+landed on sparked and a sheet of flame burst through the vents along the
+back. A monitor cracked open, and smoke poured forth. An unhealthy crackling
+issued from the computers, and began getting louder.
+
+"Quickly Krang", shouted Shredder, "the disk with the virus on it,
+save the disk, it's the only copy!"
+
+"Forget the disk!", screamed Krang, pushing Shredder out of the room, "just
+run, it's going to go up!"
+
+Peter Ham was left alone in the room, confused, and looking at the two exits
+at opposite ends of the room, which had been used respectively by Splinter,
+the turtles, and the SysOps; and Krang and Shredder.
+
+As the computers around him exploded into countless fiery shards of metal,
+Peter Ham's volume increased sharply and he expired. His last thought was
+disappointment that the greatest sexual experience in his life was perving
+at the ads for Escort Agencies in the Yellow Pages.
+
+                              ---------------
+
+Since they couldn't possibly all fit in the transport module, the escapees
+found one of the technodrome's hatches, and now watched from an enormous
+subterranean cavern as the technodrome's turbines started up and it began to
+bore it's way through the Earth's crust in a southerly direction.
+
+As it disappeared into the inky blackness, Splinter sighed, "We may not have
+won the war, but at least we won the battle."
+
+"Yeah", said Raphael, "we saved Melbourne's SysOps."
+
+"And his virus is gone for good", added Donatello.
+
+Michaelangelo peered up the borehole that led to the Telecom Exchange
+basement, "Like, I hope you SysOp dudes are good at climbing!"
+
+                              ---------------
+
+Later that day, the turtles and Splinter made their goodbyes. Fred and Syn,
+who had tagged along, were seeing them off as they climbed down a storm
+drain.
+
+"It'll take a bit of time to accumulate the stuff we need, but eventually
+we'll build a cosy little lair somewhere in Melbourne's sewers", explained
+Raphael, as he and Donatello disappeared down the tunnel.
+
+"See ya then", said Fred, "just watch out for any nosy Hinch reporters doing
+Sludge Files down there."
+
+"Will do", said Leonardo, following Splinter and Michaelangelo into the pipe.
+
+Fred replaced the cover on the storm drain, as Syn sobbed, "You know Fred,
+I'm really going to miss them. Especially the four turtles."
+
+"Why's that, Syn?"
+
+"Well (sniff), they're the only people I've ever met who've actually LIKED
+my cheesecake!"
+
+                              --- The End ---
+
+    +----------------------------------------------------------------+
+                           --------------------
+                             ANARCHISTIC SPORTS
+                           --------------------
+                            By Lightening Bolt
+
+I had been looking towards this month's assignment with a certain amount of
+anxiety. I mean how often does the normal person get sent into the depths of
+the steamy Amazon to watch Cefiar jerk off.
+
+But, never the less, I am a professional, and when duty calls I answer.
+
+The day was like the past four I had spent on the trail. The air was so humid
+you could bottle it, the sky was hidden behind the canopy of tropical ferns,
+which in turn were hidden behind the swarms of mosquitos, and other vicious,
+biting, stinging and annoying insects.
+
+My guide was an amazingly gorgeous amazonian woman. Her long, sensuous
+legs appeared to continue beyond the strategically placed leaves which were
+obviously there to frustrate me. As I adjusted my pith helmet, I could feel
+the pounding in my loins. I was counting the hours until autumn!
+
+We slashed away at the infernal jungle. This place was hell! I could feel
+thirst scratching away at my throat, and vital fluids pouring from my body.
+I could have died of thirst had I not found my bottle opener!
+
+As I sipped on a particularly warm bottle of Dom Perinion (1974 is not at
+it's best served warm) I spotted something which aroused my curiosity.
+
+A young native girl, her face contorted in horror, ran into my butler
+screaming something about the Head Shrinkers going mad. I knew I was on the
+trail of a major story  here, so we plodded onward into what seemed imminent
+danger and probably a slow, painful death.
+
+As my party arrived at a clearing in the jungle, we were surprised to
+discover our goal. It was Cefiar. But, to our horror we saw that he was tied
+to a totem pole, naked!
+
+I felt sure that this scene was what the young native girl was escaping. Some
+depraved mind had devised this inhumane torture for that poor sysop. After
+my initial moment of hesitation, I knew, as revolting as he was, Cefiar
+deserved to be saved, so I paused to examine the situation in detail.
+
+On the far end of the clearing was a small hut made from the large tropical 
+ tree leaves found around here. To the right of the hut were the remains of
+a large fire from the night before. In the middle of the clearing Cefiar was
+bound by woven vines to a totem pole in the shape of a grossly disfigured
+phallus. He was tied facing pole, his bear buttocks facing the hut where I
+guessed his captors were contemplating his fate.
+
+It took every ounce of my will (and several ounces of marijuana which I'd
+found on the way) to raise the courage to creep into the clearing. I crouched
+behind the pole to which Cefiar was bound. With my trusty machete I carefully
+cut his bindings and whispered "Your free!".
+
+Cefiar turned to face me, and it was then I realised the full extent of the
+madness of the Head Shrinkers obviously practising their perverted art on
+Cefiar. Between his legs... it was terrible! Until now, I had thought The
+Masked Avenger had a small dick, but poor Cefiar! A prick like that couldn't
+even pop a balloon!
+
+I looked him in the eyes, and with all the sympathy I could muster without
+bursting into laughter I said "I'm sorry."
+
+"Well so you bloody well should be!" Cefiar replied. "Isn't anyone allowed
+one little sexual fantasy? OK, so now it's out... I like being tied up and...
+things! Now go away and leave me and Gungadin alone!"
+
+I stood there for a minute contemplating the scene. As I stood there, a
+native emerged from the leaf hut. If he'd had the same skin colour, the same
+facial features and was about 4 inches taller I would have sworn it was John
+Holmes.
+
+Realisation came quickly, and I promptly left. 
+
+Next month I have been assigned a Top Secret assignment. So I can't say that
+I'll be getting the low down on The Masked Avenger!
+
+
+                         OTHER RESULTS THIS MONTH
+                         ------------------------
+
+        Card Killing:           Fearless Fred           1
+                                Raster Bite             0
+
+
+        Womanising:             Fearless Fred           1
+                                Masked Avenger          1
+                                Cefiar                  0
+                                Tasha                   5
+                                Vagabond                1
+                                  [At long last! -Ed]
+
+        Riding Trojan Horses:   Da Wombat               1
+
+        Making Little Wombats:  Anudda Wombat           1
+
+
+    +-----------------------------------------------------------------+
+                             ----------------------
+                              THIS EDITIONS AWARDS
+                             ----------------------
+
+   HOON OF THE MONTH......................................... The Mentat
+    As if the Met needed that tram anyway?
+
+   HOON OF THE YEAR.......................................... The Mentat
+    You should have insured the BMW!
+
+   CARD KILLER OF THE MONTH.................................. Fearless Fred
+    We're talking PCOX cards, not phreaky type cards!
+
+   BULLY OF THE MONTH........................................ Melissa
+    That poor guy you beat up in front of his girlfriend!
+
+   SYSOP OF THE MONTH........................................ NOT AWARDED
+
+   SLACK BASTARD OF THE MONTH................................ Masky
+    [He was suppose to write this edition. -Ed]
+
+   PISSPOT OF THE MONTH...................................... Limmy
+    [He outdrinks me! - Ed]
+
+   SLACK SYSOP OF THE MONTH.................................. Fearless Fred
+
+   I'M BACK AND BITING AWARD................................. The Alien
+
+   MORNING SICKNESS AWARD.................................... Anudda Wombat
+
+
+   TURTLE FAN OF THE MONTH................................... Raphael Turtle
+
+   I CAN'T THINK OF ANY AWARDS THIS MONTH AWARD.............. Ed
+
+    +-----------------------------------------------------------------+
+
+                            -----------------------
+                             QUOTES FOR THIS MONTH
+                            -----------------------
+
+   Fred:           "You sucked it out?"
+
+   Masked Avenger: "Yeah! I sucked it out. It was great!"
+
+   Fire Fox:       "Has anyone told you you're a bastard?"
+
+   Masked Avenger: "It's the only way to be."
+
+   Fred:           "How big's your ass-hole Masky?"
+
+   Masked Avenger: "NINE FEET!"
+
+   Fifth Dimension: "Thanks to Masky for showing me that there is 
+                     a bigger ass-hole in the world than me."
+
+   Lonni:          "He'll get it in the end."
+   Disk Destroyer: "If you ever do what you did to me this morning..."
+
+   Pete Mitchel:   "I will."
+
+   Natalia:        "I will."
+
+   Raphael Turtle: "More uncomfortable than painful."
+
+   Raphael Turtle: "It was quite an interesting experience in some ways."
+
+   Masked Avenger: "Only on weekends."
+
+   Disk Destroyer: "Don't turn the light on!"
+
+   Night Stalker:  "Who's MY best man?"
+
+   Disk Destroyer: "Don't! Don't try that again."
+
+   Disk Destroyer: "I can do anything I like."
+
+   Night Stalker:  "There's too much violence in the world. There should
+                    be love & peace..."
+
+    +-----------------------------------------------------------------+
+                            ------------------
+                             CONGRATULATIONS!
+                            ------------------
+
+        Congratulations to Craig (Pete Mitchel) and Natalie (Natalia)
+        who were married on the 17th February 1990.
+
+        The first (to our knowledge) people married after meeting 
+        through the bulletin boards (Twilite Zone and Time Warp).
+
+        They were last seen interfacing on the way to the bridal suite.
+        We suspect Craig's hard disk was destined for a head crash after
+        Natalie was sending bytes to his serial part, port sorry.
+
+                         [NOT PUNNY, I KNOW - Ed]
+
+    +-----------------------------------------------------------------+
+                          -----------------------
+                          OTHER GOOD PUBLICATIONS
+                          -----------------------
+
+      If you like reading garbage like this you should try reading...
+
+                              THE RAT PHILES
+
+                                    by
+
+                        /{   V V        V V 
+                       |o |__I_I________I_I
+                       U\__________________\_____
+                                                   
+
+                  T h e   D e a d   R a t   S o c i e t y
+
+                 [Not as good as the original though -Ed]
+
+        [Of course T.D.R.S. is not a Turtle endorsed organisation.]
+
+    +-----------------------------------------------------------------+
+                          ======================
+                            The Evil Angels Team
+                          ======================
+
+        At present the Evil Angels Team consists of the following:
+
+             Founder:    The Masked Avenger
+
+             Editor:     Fearless Fred (AKA Lightning Bolt)
+
+             Authors:    Fearless Fred
+                         Raphael Turtle
+                         Zorro (AKA Raster Bite) [Didn't get anything
+                                                  for this issue! -Ed]
+
+                         {new authors always welcome}
+
+           Ex-Author:    Avalon ..
+
+          Programmer:    Vagabond
+          (BSF Boys)     Raphael Turtle
+                         Fearless Fred
+                         Da Wombat [Well, he says he'll do some
+                                    Pascal programming. -Ed]
+
+             Honorary
+             Members:    Thelonius Monk           The Lensman     
+                         Eliminator               Death Man
+                         Nixx                     SYN ...
+                         Disk Destroyer           Ivan Trotsky
+                         Sprite
+
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+(to hassle)        Simply Sparks     Fire Fox            Vagabond 
+                   SYN ...           Masked Avenger      Disk Destroyer
+                   Lensman           Royna               Eliminator
+                   Bigf00t           Rishi Mehra
+
+     YOU TOO can help rid the world of nerds; by purchasing any of the
+             following quality official Evil Angels Products:
+
+     "I hate the Masked Avenger" Badges                     $3.00
+
+     Evil Angels Badges                                     $3.00
+
+     Bi Bi PI Video                                         $25.00
+
+     Evil Angels T-Shirts                                   $15.00
+
+     Printed Versions of Anarchistic Tendencies Parts 1-15: $45.00
+
+    Donations and Payments can be sent To Fred or Masky
+                                          P.O. Box 528,
+                                          Mulgrave North, 3170.
+
+                       Make cheques payable to CASH.
+
+    +-----------------------------------------------------------------+
+ ____________________________________________________________________ 
+ \                                                                  /
+  \  T  E  E  N  A  G  E      M  U  T  A  N  T      N  I  N  J  A  / 
+   \______________________________________________________________/
+ ________   __     __   _______    ________   __       ______    ____
+/       _| |  |   |  | |       \  |        | |  |     |   ___|  /    \
+\__   _/   |  |   |  | |  ,--,  | |__    __| |  |     |  |___   \_ |\/ 
+   \  \    \  |   |  | |  |,-' ,/    |  |    |  |___  |   ___|  _ \ \ 
+    \  \    |  `--'  / |  |\   \     |  |    |      | |  |___  / \/  |
+     \_/     \______/  |__| \___\    |__|    |______| |______| \____/
+                        
+                         |\
+ M  E  E  T  I  N  G  :  | \
+                         |  \   Provisional Details: 
+   __ |\                 |  |
+   \ \| |__________      |  |   August 18th, 1990.
+    `--,'          \     |  |   
+       |\__________/|    |  |   Meet in the City Square at 11am.
+      _|_  __  __  _|_   |  |   
+     /   \________/   \  |  |   Lunch at McDonalds or Hungry Jacks.
+    |  __          __  | |  |
+    | ===\        /=== | |  |   Movie at Viliage Centre, 206 Bourke St.
+  _/`-----\______/-----'\|  | 
+ /   \__               ======== Cost:   $5.50 if you can confirm your place
+|       `--,_ ______,-,/_|__|           by E-Mailing Fearless Fred on the
+ \__      /  |      | | _____)          Twilite Zone (878-3539) no later
+  | `--,_/   |______|_|______)          than the 11th August.
+  |      ----'          (|__| \ 
+  (\_________||______  (_____ | 
+  |\_________________  (______/ Dress:  Wear Bandanas!
+  \          ||          |__|   
+  |\_________||_________/,      Talk:   End each sentence with "Dude",
+  |         _  _         |___           "COWABUNGA!" or "PIZZA!"
+  \        / \/ \_        /  \_
+   |      /       \___   /   _/\        
+   |_____|            ---\__/   |       This is an official Evil Angels
+   /     \                 |    |       meeting, which means that for
+   \_____/                 |    '---,   everyone that would like to meet
+   |     |                 (___   --|   Ford Prefect AKA Raphael Turtle,
+   |     |                     `----'   Fearless Fred, and the infamous
+   /  _  \                              Dianne Nichols should attend!
+  (__/ \__)
+
+    +-----------------------------------------------------------------+
+                      Anarchistic Tendencies Part XIV
+                           (C) March-July, 1990
+
+                        File Size: 79,464 Bytes.
+                  Time/Date Stamp: 31 July, 1990.
+                                   11:59 pm
+
+No part of this file may be published in mass media without the author's
+written permission, and half the authors don't know how to write. The other
+half are usually drunk, at work or whatever, working on their sex lives,
+sewer surfing, etc....
+
+                       [THAT IS A ... WARNING! - Ed]
+
+   +------------------------------------------------------------------+
+                               ============
+                                Disclaimer
+                               ============
+
+     The editor has gone to a hell of a lot of trouble to ensure that
+     this file contains no offensive material. However, should you find
+     anything which you object to, STIFF SHIT! You can't sue us! This
+     file is written with the intent of producing a humorous file which
+     will be enjoyed by everyone, and no offence is intended towards any
+     person or persons no matter how often or in what context they or
+     anything to do with them is mentioned. And to Peter Laird, Kevin
+     Eastman, and Mark Freedman: please don't send Shredder around in
+     the night to remove various bodily organs!
+
+     TMNT, their pictures, likenesses etc etc are copyright stuff of
+     Mirage Studios. [All I'll admit to in a court of law is that I
+     almost copied the copyright warning -Ed]
+
+   +------------------------------------------------------------------+
+
+          Evil Angels Will Return With Anarchistic Tendencies XV
+
+                           Days of ours Drives.
+    Like data through the phone lines, such are the Days of our Drives.
+                 The continuing saga of BBS personalities.
+
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+//////////////////////////////// WARNING! \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\
+
+       This is an ADULTS ONLY comedy file. It contains some language and
+    descriptions which may offend some people. If you feel you are likely to
+                be one of these people, stop reading NOW.
+
++-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
+
+    "LIKE DATA THROUGH THE PHONE LINES... SO ARE THE DAYS OF OUR DRIVES..."
+
+    The
+                      ______/|                   __
+                      |   __ |                  /  \
+                      \  |  \|                  |  /
+                       | |      ___  ___  _/\   | |
+                       | |__/|  | |  | |  \_/   | |
+                       |     |  | |  | |  ___   | |
+                      /   __ |  \ \  | |  | |   | |
+                      |  |  \|   \ \/ _/  | |  /  /
+                      |  |        \__/    | |  |  |/|
+                      |  |__/|            |_|  |____|
+            _____     |_____ |
+           /  _  \     _    \|         _              __
+          /  / \  \   | |___     _____/ |   ______   /  \
+         /_ /   \  |  |  __ \   /  __   |  / ___  |  |  /    _____
+          | |___|  |  | /  \ \  | /  \  |  | |  \ |  | |    /   _ \
+          |  ___   |  | |  | |  | |   | |  | |  | /  | |    \_  \\_|
+          | /   |  |  | |  | |  | |  _| |  | \__/ |  | |      \  \
+          | |   |  |  |_|  |/   \ \_/   |  |  ___/   | |    __ |  |
+         /__|   |  |             \___/| |  \  |____  | | __ \ \/  /
+                \___\                 | |   \_____/  \ \/ /  \___/
+                            /|________/ |             \__/
+                           /  __________/
+                           \_|
+               ____
+              /   / ___  ___  ____  ___  ___  _/_  ____
+             /___/ /    /__/ /___  /__/ /  /  /   /___
+            /     /    /___  ___/ /___ /  /  /    ___/   o  o  o
+
+                Another Expedition Into The Realms Of Stupidity
+                                  ... with ...
+                         Anarchistic Tendencies Part XV
+                               (The Last Edition)
+
+                          ... a soap-opera special ...
+                           "THE DAYS OF OUR DRIVES."
+
+                      by Raphael Turtle and Fearless Fred.
+
+------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                                ============
+                                 STOP PRESS
+                                ============
+
+     Evil Angels is now dead. Due to loss of contact between its members, the
+Evil Angels organisation has now collapsed.
+
+With a little help from Line Noise, here is the last ever Anarchistic 
+Tendencies file. Not being name-specific (cos I'll most likely leave someone
+out), I'd like to thank the people who created, editted, wrote, or otherwise
+contributed to the AT files over the years, as well as you for reading them.
+
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                           ====================
+                            Call These Boards!
+                           ====================
+
+The Post Office       213/208-6391 Not accepting new users... (Due to near
+                                   shutdown... (I think))
+
+Wozmania //gs         213/427-0393 Great for //gs owners... Tech support, etc
+
+The Secret Generation 201/330-7401 All speeds to 57600. (HST) 9600-19200
+                                   (HST/PEP) Great BBS for messages...
+
+The French Connection 714/858-8111 All speeds to 17400 PEP... 49 lines...
+                                   Great Rapping Board...
+
+                   For interstate callers prefix with 03-
+                For international callers prefix with 61/3-
+
+The Cafe                  894-2815 Four Lines
+
+Real World BBS.           596-5050 1200 & 2400, 300 bell (not ccitt)
+                                   "It's a good bbs, online sex, and
+                                   drink" - Captain Blood
+
+Further Regions           725-1923 All Speeds Modem, lots of Philes
+
++-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
+IT'S SOAPIE TIME! (And we're not talking about baths - something Fred and
+Lonni must regret!)
+
+   VOICEOVER: In last week's episode, Captain Fearless was in training for his
+mission when he lapsed into hallucination. His tour of duty in Vietnam was
+replayed before his eyes, and restored his memories of the horrific accident
+that ended a possibly brilliant career in professional high speed maniac
+driving. [Impotency??? -LN]
+
+Meanwhile, the evil oil baron, T.M. Avenger was in a particularly foul mood
+at discovering his adopted second cousin's half brother, Gordie T. Cab, in a
+wardrobe making love to a MALE rubber doll. "I always thort ya was a flamin'
+closet homosexual! Get out! I never want to see your pimple spotted face in
+here again!!"
+
+Gordie was thrown out into the street where, unknown to him, a murder was
+taking place in an alley close by. The allegedly dead person was none other
+than Lance Link who was to be the best person at the marriage between Night
+Stalker and Janine. [Fuckin' women's Lib!!! -LN]
+
+                             ---------------
+
+The experiment was scheduled to begin at eight hundred hours. A specially bred
+monkey had been chosen to be the "guinea pig" in this history making voyage. A
+voyage inside a living being!
+
+Fred, the captain, burst through the door, followed by Raphael Turtle. The crew
+of two paused, Raphael and Fred studied the room as Fred made himself a mug of
+coffee. A bank of computer consoles lined the opposite wall. There were no
+windows in this room. It was buried 18 floors beneath the infamous corporate
+offices of Avenger Oil, and the view would have been pretty uninteresting;
+worms and that sort of thing.
+
+The wall behind them was hospital green, that sort of colour that always looks
+as if it needs a fresh coat of paint. In the centre of the room stood a large
+metallic device that looked almost, but not entirely unlike a car wash gone
+drastically wrong. It was in fact the culmination of years of research, and
+mega bucks of funding. It was a machine capable of shrinking matter.
+
+"The Avenger" had been prepared and was ready for the shrink phase. From the
+outside it resembled a heavily armoured submarine. The only noticable
+difference being the lack of a periscope.
+
+The subject for the experiment, fondly called Cef, but whose real name shall
+remain strictly confidential, was brought into the laboratory. He looked
+slightly nervous, which is strange considering the amount of mind dulling
+chemicals that had been intravenously added to his bloodstream.
+
+Fred, also known as Captain Fearless, continued studying the room. He studied
+the room mainly because it made him look more mysterious and clandestine to the
+half dozen technicians that stared in awe when he entered the room. Being one
+that thrived on such stares, he stared thoughtfully for just a little too long
+at one of the terminals as if to indicate that something was wrong, which
+coincidentally there was.
+
+The technician that was responsible for making sure that the little green
+flashing lights continued to flash green was horrified by the red flashes.
+Nonchalantly, Fred walked over to examine the thing that looked almost, but not
+entirely unlike a car wash gone drastically wrong. He stared at it, but the
+effect had seemed to have worn off, the red flashing lights seemed to occupy
+the full attention of most of the people in the room. In fact they attracted so
+much attention that no-one noticed that the room now contained one body less
+than it had about two minutes ago.
+
+Fred was rapidly becoming upset at the red flashing lights, which had now begun
+flashing amber. The technicians ignored Fred even more. In an attempt to regain
+their attention he strode over to the vacant stainless steel table.
+
+"I was under the impression that the subject was going to be prep'd and ready
+by now", Cap'n Fearless said as he stared at the theatre table.
+
+"He is..." one of the lower ranking technicians said and glanced up, and
+completed the sentence "OH SHIT!"
+
+It appeared that Cef wasn't as dumb as he looked and everyone thought he was.
+He'd pissed off!
+
+                            ---------------
+
+"Woman", T.M. Avenger yelled at one of his secretaries. "I like my coffee the
+way I like my women; White, Warm and Wet. Now get me some decent coffee, and
+get rid of that body in the corner, it's starting to smell!"
+
+"Well sir, you really shouldn't shoot your doctors when they tell you..."
+[BANG!] "...ahhh!" [Thud]
+
+"I never could stand women telling me what to do." T.M. mused as he pressed a
+large red button on his desk and yelled "Slut! Get me another secretary, and I
+want another doctor to give me his opinion. And this time make sure he knows
+what MY prognosis is!" He slammed his fist on the button again. [footnote:
+"Masky's prognosis" is that his inability to have sex is nature's way of giving
+lesser mortals a chance at the women.]
+
+To himself T.M. considered what one of his former [and late] personal
+physicians had told him;
+
+"There is a large blood clot within your penis and this is causing your...
+inability shall we say to... ummmm... perform, and also causing your headaches
+and difficulty in relieving yourself. Unfortunately, your headaches are
+symptomatic of Phlacidphallusitus, which in extreme cases such as yours could
+be fatal. As it is such a, let's say... delicate organ, there seems to be only
+two solutions, excuse the pun. Firstly, we could operate. But the only
+micro-surgeon capable of performing such a delicate operation was, ahhh, fired
+by yourself. Secondly, we could simply amputate..."
+
+[BANG!]
+
+T.M. could feel another one of his headaches coming on. He wished that the team
+of scientists he had been funding would complete their testing. His only hope
+lay in the Shrinking Machine that could shrink a surgeon down to the size of a
+blood cell, and remove the clot from within.
+
+Impatiently he stood waiting for his coffee, but as the seconds ticked past his
+vision blurred, the room began to wobble, and he stumbled, and collapsed into a
+heap on the floor...
+
+                            ---------------
+
+Even from outside the pollution stained cathedral the grand organ pipes could
+be heard. An entourage of limousines, body guards, onlookers and TV reporters
+lined the street as the bridal limousine drew to a halt at the base of the
+steps.
+
+Janine looked resplendent in her elegant white gown, and the lengthy train that
+followed. At the altar stood Night Stalker, still hung over, and nursing the
+bruises from his bachelor party. His nervousness was partly due to the lack of
+a best man, [person -Ed] [Funny that!!! -LN] but mostly due to the proximity of
+marriage.
+
+The organ began the bridal march. Janine, linked arm in arm with her father
+figure Craig Bowen, was escorted down the aisle to the altar. The procession
+followed in step.
+
+As Craig released Janine's arm he commented to himself that he'd always wanted
+to give her something, but giving her away was not what he'd fantasised about.
+
+As Janine drew next to Stalker, and they knelt before the magnificently robed
+clergyman.
+
+                           ---------------
+
+At top speed, the medical team trolleyed T.M. Avenger [Or "Kinko The Avenger"
+as he is known to his closest enemies as. -Raph] into the operating theatre on
+sub-level eighteen. While several of the technicians strapped the unconscious
+oil baron down on the table, Lensman, the leading technician, pressed a button
+next to an intercom.
+
+In a nearby room, Captain Fearless answered the intercom, "Yes?"
+
+"You and Raphael get ready to board The Avenger, NOW!"
+
+"Why? What's happened?"
+
+"Just get in here!"
+
+Raphael tossed the newspaper he was reading to one side as he and Fred rushed
+out of the room. The paper fell first-page up, showing part of the leading
+story:
+ ____________________________________________________________________________
+|                                                                            |
+|                PROSTITUTE FORCED TO "SHELL OUT" ONE MILLION                |
+|                                                                            |
+|The four legendary "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles today made legal history by|
+|being the first reptiles ever to appear before a Court of Law.              |
+|  Crowds cheered the Turtles outside the Melbourne Law Courts after they won|
+|their case against Ms Aphelia Bottom, a local prostitute.                   |
+|  The Turtles were suing Ms Bottom for defamation after she claimed to have |
+|slept with one of them, a story which shocked the green quartet.            |
+|  "It's completely untrue", Raphael was heard to testify. Donatello said    |
+|"It's a proven fact that on the night in question we were answering the     |
+|sysop-pager at Fearless Fred's house and later saving people from muggers in|
+|the Flagstaff Gardens."                                                     |
+|  In court, Ms Bottom broke down into tears and admitted her her claim was a|
+|lie she invented for publicity. Ms Bottom has been ordered to pay one       |
+|million dollars in compensation, plus legal expenses.                       |
+|[page 2: Leonardo says "We aren't those sort of turtles."]                  |
+|[page 3: Michaelangelo to spend his share of money on new pizza restauraunt]|
+|____________________________________________________________________________|
+
+A minute later, Captain Fearless and Raphael Turtle entered the operating
+theatre wearing one-piece, light-grey coveralls.
+
+Lensman, who had been flashing a penlight into Masky's eyes, looked up. "Pull
+up your surgical masks", he ordered, nodding towards the masks which hung
+around the necks of Fred and Raphael.
+
+"You in the middle of an operation?", asked Raphael, as he pulled hard on the
+ties on his mask.
+
+"No, I just can't stand the sight of your ugly faces..." Lensman began.
+
+"Phew! What the hell is that smell?" Fred cut Lensman off, while holding his
+nose away from the offending odour. [Masky's breath??? -LN]
+
+"We've got an emergency. Mr Avenger's collapsed, landing in a decomposing body,
+that's the smell. It's that clot in his dick. Our only chance of saving him is
+by using The Avenger to do ultramicro-surgery."
+
+"But we haven't even tested the equipment!", protested Fred.
+
+"And why should we put our necks out just to save him?", added Raphael.
+
+"Because", said Lensman patiently, "there's a LOT of MONEY involved."
+
+"Sounds good to me!", said Raphael, "Let's go!"
+
+Captain Fearless entered The Avenger first, followed by Raphael, who sealed the
+hatch. Fred strapped himself into his chair closest to the front viewing port
+of the submersible, and began a well-rehearsed check of the drive controls.
+
+Behind him, and slightly to the left, Raphael did a similar scan of the
+navigation equipment.
+
+Fred spoke into a grill on the console, "Okay, we're ready."
+
+There was a violent lurch as the technicians conveyed The Avenger into the
+thing that looked almost, but not entirely like a car wash gone drastically
+wrong.
+
+"Ready for shrinking process", called out the technician who had been so
+horrified by the red and amber flashing lights, but had decided perhaps it was
+best just to ignore them, as there was not only no mention of them in the
+technical reference manuals, but they seemed to have changed back to green when
+the Cafe Bar was refilled with water.
+
+"Okay, do it!", replied Lensman.
+
+The technician ripped down a slide-lever, and a barrage of lasers aimed and
+fired simultaneously at The Avenger, their energy slowly forcing its molecules
+closer and closer together. Within a minute The Avenger was almost invisible,
+still suspended in mid-air by the lasers, and still getting smaller.
+
+"How far do you want it to go?", asked the technician.
+
+"Set the controls for `Very Very Small'."
+
+The technician's hands worked expertly at the controls. When the Avenger was at
+a suitably microscopic size, all the lasers cut off, save one in which the ship
+was still suspended. This last beam guided the ship into a thin syringe before
+it too turned off.
+
+"Ready to inject", said the technician.
+
+"Let the machine handle it", replied Lensman, who didn't feel like doing
+anything so menial as handling a syringe. And besides, one of the technicians
+had just arrived with a video of last night's episode of "Let The Blood Run
+Free."
+
+A robotic claw gently took the syringe, and began moving towards Masky's body.
+
+"Did you tell Melissa (Melissa & Kinko have a purely Platonic relationship.)
+[Does that mean it's play for her and a tonic for him? -Raph] Kinko might cark
+it before we can remove the clot?", the technician asked Lensman.
+
+"Yep."
+
+"How come you get all the good jobs? SHIT!"
+
+The technician swore as the malfunction that his equipment had detected
+suddenly reared its ugly head. One of the joints in the wrist of the robotic
+hand shorted out with a small plume of smoke, and the hand went limp in a way
+that anyone who has met Lance Link would find curiously familiar. The syringe
+fell and its tip embedded itself in Kinko's flesh... in the wrong place.
+
+                             ---------------
+
+"We are gathered here today to join this... man, and this woman together in
+holy matrimony." The priest began the marriage rights. "You all know the usual
+stuff that goes on, so let's get to the important bits. Stalk, do you? And
+remember there's magnum pointed at your groin."
+
+"Ummm, well, I suppose so." Stalk replied uncertainly.
+
+"Janine, do you?"
+
+"Of course I do, get on with it." Janine replied hastily, putting the safety
+catch back on.
+
+"Then repeat after me. I, Night Stalker, do hereby take this desperate nympho
+who's the worst soapie bitch since Joan Collins, to be my lawfully wedded wife.
+For richer or poorer, in good health and bad, not including any of the
+incurable things spread around by sex."
+
+Stalk repeated the vows.
+
+"And Janine, repeat this. I Janine, do hereby forcably take this man to be a
+complete sex object to be exploited in every way possible until such time as he
+dies of a cardiac arrest or you dump him in the affair-and-divorce sequence the
+script writers have probably already got planned for the next season."
+
+Janine repeated the vows.
+
+"Is there anyone present who sees any fit reason why these two should not be
+joined together in the sickeningly sweet Marriage Of The Year, to be repeated
+tomorrow at the special time of 6:30, and also get a major article in the TV
+Week?"
+
+"Yes!" A voice broke the silence at the rear of the church.
+
+                             ---------------
+
+Meanwhile, at the microscopic level within the body of Masky, Fred and Raphael
+were quickly reaching the same conclusion...
+
+"Shit!" Fred exclaimed. "I think something's gone wrong upstairs. This is
+definitely not Masky's bum, I can't spot a zit anywhere." [Obviously you're
+an expert in identifying Kinko's ass -LN]
+
+"What do we do now?", asked Raphael, giving up on the now-useless navigation
+console.
+
+"Let's head upwards. If we're in his leg we'll pass by his dick on the way, if
+we're above his dick, we can drop by his stomach, I'm feeling peckish."
+
+Raphael didn't comment, as The Avenger made it's way up a vein.
+
+                             ---------------
+
+Everyone in the church turned around to stare at the figure in the doorway. It
+was Eliminator.
+
+"No, Janine, don't you remember the feelings we had for each other? The love we
+used to share?"
+
+F/X:  Violins.
+
+Janine winced. "No Limmy, we drifted apart, it's all over now. Anyway, your
+contract with the producers ran out."
+
+Night Stalker looked aghast, put the back of his hand to his forehead, and
+turned to stare furiously at a pot plant in the corner, as all amateur soap
+opera stars do in dramatic scenes where they don't have any lines.
+
+"Please Janine! I can't live without you!"
+
+"Limmy, please don't put me in this position!" [The 69th??? -LN]
+
+"You can't marry Night Stalker! I've been searching through some old parish
+records, and he isn't what he says he is! The real Earl of Stillwater died
+three years ago!"
+
+"THAT'S A LIE!", screamed Night Stalker. "Anyway Eliminator, you can never
+marry my beloved legally. I know all about the repressed childhood you had,
+your miserable existence in the orphanage! Janine is your missing mother!"
+
+Janine broke down into tears. "I'm sorry Limmy, but it's true. It was a teenage
+pregnancy, I had no choice but to give you away."
+
+"I won't believe it!", said Eliminator uncertainly.
+
+"It's true", said Craig Bowen softly. Janine looked at him with an expression
+which changed from puzzlement to recognition.
+
+"Craig!", she wept, "it can't be you! Craig Michaels?"
+
+"Yes Janine, I'm so sorry I had to leave you. But I was framed with drug
+charges. I had to change my name and have plastic surgery... I've been on the
+run from the police ever since!"
+
+Janine pushed Eliminator and Night Stalker aside, and threw her arms around
+Craig. "Oh god I missed you! This wedding should be OURS!" she sobbed.
+
+Craig shook his head sadly. "I'm sorry Janine, but I got the results of the
+tests back this morning, and I've only got six months to live."
+
+"Oh, well screw you then! And Limmy, I still have no intention of marrying
+you."
+
+"Then I'll kill myself, and take all of you with me!", screamed Eliminator,
+holding up a hand grenade.
+
+All: GASP!
+
+                              ---------------
+
+As Fred had not been watching where The Avenger was headed (he was trying to
+scratch bits off the Emergency Instructions plaque with a razor blade so the
+remaining letters spelled out rude words and phrases), it came as quite a
+surprise to him as well as Raphael when it ran aground, bucking wildly.
+"Shit!", shouted Fred as biros and pieces of paper flew across the deck.
+
+Fred quickly slammed the sub into reverse and floored the accelerator, swung
+the steering wheel to full lock, pulled the hand brake, hit the accelerator
+again and was about to press the Vertical Take Off button when he gained
+control of himself. [Sounds familiar... -LN]
+
+They were well and truly stuck. Fred eased off the power as Raphael unbuckled
+himself to peer out of the viewport. All around the vessel was a vast, empty
+space stretching off in all directions. The two decided the only thing to do
+was to get out and push The Avenger clear.
+
+They left the vessel, with Fred wearing an oxygen tank and rubber mask over his
+nose and mouth, and Raphael relying on his turtle's ability to hold his breath
+for long periods of time.
+
+Fred looked around them, trying to locate the origin of a mournfully wailing
+wind. "Where ARE we?", he asked.
+
+Raphael looked down and scuffed his boots against the metallic floor.
+
+"Hey, this must be the metal plate in Masky's head. We're in his brain!"
+
+Fred parted a curtain of cobwebs, and peered at what appeared to be some kind
+of machinery. "Hmm, looks like he's stripped the gears in his brain-box."
+
+"Hey, listen! Do you hear something?"
+
+Fred held his breath to stop the rasping of the breathing in the facemask, and
+narrowed his eyes as he heard... voices.
+
+"There's someone in here with us!", Fred exclaimed.
+
+"Do you think they sent in another team to help us find our way?", asked
+Raphael.
+
+"Dunno, let's find out", suggested Fred, heading in the direction of the
+voices.
+
+The voices led them down a flight of spongy, tissuey steps into Masky's
+cerebellum. At the bottom of the steps, Fred and Raphael were amazed to find,
+nestled between two lumpy, greyish red walls, a door, made of dark oak and
+complete with panels and a brass handle.
+
+A sign tacked to the door, written in an elaborate, flowing script, said
+"Meeting In Progress", and inside someone was ranting like Derryn Hinch.
+
+"What the hell is THIS?", asked Fred.
+
+"One way to find out", said Raphael, as he pushed the door open.
+
+As they stepped through the door, several dozen pairs of eyes - some of them on
+stalks - swivelled around to look at them.
+
+Before them was an oblongish room. The walls were made of the same
+meaty-looking tissue as the rest of Masky's body, though someone had tried to
+disguise that fact by hanging up deep red drapes and Pro Hart pictures.
+
+A solid-looking mahogany table ran the length of the room, surrounded by
+genuine Louis XIVth chairs. Each place at the table was set with a glass of
+water, telephone, several reams of paper, some newly sharpened pencils, and in
+each chair was slumped a globular virus of some description or another.
+
+The blob-like AIDS virus that sat at the head of the table wearing a
+pin-striped suit (and had evidently been trying a body-corporate takeover)
+stopped mid-rant to squint at Fred and Raphael.
+
+"You're late!", he growled, "We've already started! Hurry up and sit down."
+
+Fred and Raphael looked around, and found seats. Fred sat next to a
+viscious-looking virus that would have made Syn's cheesecake look appetizing.
+[That's gotta be one mean virus!!! -LN]
+
+Raphael was next to a metallic-coloured jelly with faint circuit diagrams
+visible under the surface.
+
+"What are you?", asked Raphael.
+
+"Actually I'm a computer virus. Fucked if I know what I'm doing here!"
+
+"As I was saying", resumed the AIDS virus, "as the most feared and deadly virus
+in Kinko's body, I demand the rights for a full takeover."
+
+This proposition was met with a babble of protests from the other
+representatives present.
+
+"That's not fair", yelled a Genital Herpes virus, "I was here first and that
+ought to count for something!"
+
+"I think", said a Syphilis virus, slowly and calmly, "that we ought to just
+SHARE his body. I mean, I just want his dick. That's not too much to ask for,
+is it? I mean, it's such a small part!"
+
+"That's all very fine", moaned a Gonorrhea bacteria, "but we ALL want his dick.
+Pity no woman ever says that, hey?"
+
+"That's a point, a very good point", stated a jelly-like representative of
+Trichomonas, "it's his penis we're all after. I think we ought to try to break
+away from this old tradition, and try something new. Do you think penile
+discharge coming out of the tip of Kinko's nose would work?"
+
+"What about you two?", asked the AIDS virus, looking at Fred and Raphael, "what
+do YOU think?"
+
+"Well, I don't know...", faltered Raphael.
+
+"We're sort of new to this body", said Fred uncertainly, "and aren't sure if
+we're going to move in... We're just sort of... inspecting the premises. I
+don't suppose you could give us directions to his penis?"
+
+                             ---------------
+
+Meanwhile, somewhere completely unconnected with the story...
+
+"Oh John."
+
+"Oh Marsha."
+
+"Oh John!"
+
+"Oh Marsha!"
+
+"OH JOHN!!!"
+
+"OH MARSHA!!!"
+
+[Marsha does Dallas??? -LN]
+
+                              ---------------
+
+"Rather kind of those guys to give us directions wasn't it?" Raphael commented
+as he later programmed the course into the navigation console.
+
+"Yeah, you got it all didn't you, you know what a terrible navigator I am."
+Fred responded as he activated the autopilot.
+
+                             ---------------
+
+In the church, Janine screamed "No Limmy, don't do it!"
+
+Night Stalker grabbed a knife from the beside the nearby twenty-eight tier
+wedding cake, and leapt screaming at Eliminator, slashing wildly.
+
+Eliminator gasped as the bag of animal blood strapped under his shirt was cut
+open, turning his chest red.
+
+Everyone screamed as the grenade fell to the ground.... but nothing happened.
+
+"It must have been faulty!", said Night Stalker.
+
+"Oh, that's just typical!", said Craig Bowen in disgust, "The script writers
+make such a fuss about what a predicament their characters are in, then CHEAT
+their way out of it!"
+
+                              ---------------
+
+As The Avenger reached Masky's groin area....
+
+"We'll put down here and walk the rest of the way", decided Fred, "so what's
+that bit there?" Fred was looking at a large piece of rotting, inflamed tissue
+the Avenger was passing over.
+
+Raphael punched up a digitised anatomical diagram on the navicomp, and
+declared, "That's his prostrate gland."
+
+"Don't you mean PROSTATE gland?"
+
+"In Masky's case I think I was right the first time."
+
+"Hmmm, I dunno about landing here now. That thing doesn't look too strong."
+
+"Relax Fred! That thing's as stable as my mental condition."
+
+F/X  Prostate gland collapses.
+
+"Ooops!"
+
+Fred gave Raphael a look, and piloted the Avenger a little way further, setting
+down somewhere inside Masky's penis. Fred and Raphael left the ship, with Fred
+wearing a breathing mask as before and lugging a large laser gun out of the
+hatch.
+
+Before them, the tubular passageway got narrower and narrower.
+
+"My god!", exclaimed Raphael, "even at microscopic size his dick's tiny!"
+
+"We'll just have to try removing the clot from here", said Fred decisively, as
+he lifted the laser to his shoulder and began firing down T.M.'s urethra. The
+beams lanced through the red-brown clot vaguely visible in the narrow tunnel
+ahead, dissolving it. With that done, Kinko's sexlife-threatening case of
+Phlacidphallisitis was gone.
+
+But what's this? The act of firing a weapon was having a terrible effect on
+Captain Fearless!
+
+"The VC have got us penned in sir! But I'm not going without a fight!"
+
+Fred started firing in all directions, and Raph hit the "deck".
+
+"Nam! Nam! Nam!", Fred shrieked, as he saw choppers napalming the jungle around
+him. As Fred continued to fire, some of the laser blasts made it all the way
+down his urethra and out of his dick, something which almost cost one of the
+nurses her tonsils.
+
+The images of his friends getting picked off by snipers around him melted away,
+and Fred found himself staring into the face of Raphael.
+
+"Have you finished, Fred?"
+
+"Wha? Oh, yeah...."
+
+After Raphael and Fred re-entered the Avenger, Raphael asked "Now we've
+finished what we came in here for, how do we get out?"
+
+"Weeeeellll", said Fred as he over-revved the submersible engines, "we could
+just sneak out of one of his bodily orifices."
+
+"Well just be careful which one you pick!"
+
+                              ---------------
+
+Captain Fred leaned over the Avenger's control and flicked the switch which
+activated the wind-screen wipers. The wiper blades struggled to scrape a thick
+green slime off the viewport.
+
+"Errr, yuck! What is THAT", exclaimed Raphael, truly grossed out.
+
+"Umm, nasal mucus, actually", said Fred, as delicately as he could.
+
+"Amazing. WE'RE getting up KINKO's nose for a change!"
+
+Fred picked up the microphone and spoke into it. "Yo Lenny, you there?"
+
+"......... hiss ....... crackle......... Yeah, here Fred. Sorry, I was just in
+post-op with the head nurse."
+
+"Which one's the head nurse?"
+
+"The one with the dirty knees." [We all know what that's from don't we??? -LN]
+
+"Um, yeah, well we're ready to come out now. You'll have to dredge some of the
+yuck out of his nostrils."
+
+In the macroscopic world, Lensman picked up a glass slide and shoved it up
+Masky's nose. Gagging, Lensman deposited the slide in the thing that looked
+almost, but not quite like, a car wash gone drastically wrong.
+
+One of the technicians put down his copy of Penthouse, and asked "What's the
+expansion factor, Lensman?"
+
+"Ummm, put it on the 'Vagabond's Ego' setting."
+
+The technician tapped a few buttons, and a laser went on in the thing that
+looked almost but not quite like, a car wash gone drastically wrong. The laser
+pulsed quickly, its energy jarring loose the earlier shrinking effect. When the
+Avenger had returned to normal size, Fred and Raphael stepped out.
+
+                             ---------------
+
+Back in the church, the ceremony was getting back on track.
+
+"Night Stalker", the priest intoned, "if you would now put the ring on Janine's
+finger?" 
+
+"No, we'll be doing that tonight in the honeymoon suite."
+
+"Oh, yeah... well I now pronounce you man and wife. We've leave you alone now
+to work out who's who..."
+
+                              ---------------
+
+In his private, panoramic-view hospital room half-way up the offices of Avenger
+Oil, Kinko was sitting up in bed with a foot-long cigar in his mouth, placing a
+phone call to his newest replacement secretary.
+
+"Look, slut, if that wanker calls again tell him I won't sell for anything less
+than three thousand per unit. And I don't care if he DOES have the negatives,
+the fucking photos don't fucking show fucking anything! Oh, and slut, my
+ratings are falling again, get someone to shoot me again."
+
+T.M. slammed down the phone as the door opened, and Captain Fred and Raphael
+walked in.
+
+"Ah, you two, waddaya want?"
+
+Ignoring T.M.'s question, Raphael used a foot-flipper to turn over a corpse on
+the floor. "Oh, it's Kylie Minogue", he said.
+
+"Yes", said T.M., "that moronic casting agency should have known better than to
+let HER do a guest appearance on MY show! Anyway, what are you here for?"
+
+"Well", began Raphael hesitantly, "we were just wondering about our fee..."
+
+"How much?", asked T.M., suspiciously.
+
+Fred glanced at Raphael, who nodded, and said "We think 2.5 mill apiece is
+fair."
+
+"WHAT!", screamed T.M.
+
+"Oh my god!", exclaimed Raphael, "How did he sneak that Colt 45 into the
+hospital?" [Diplomatic Immunity??? -LN]
+
+Fred and Raphael slammed the door behind them as the first bullets slammed into
+the wood.
+
+"Never mind!", Fred shouted over the gunfire, "while you were still coming out
+of the anesthetic we had you put your signiture to a few blank cheques..."
+
+                                 The End
++-----------------------------------------------------------------------------+
+We now interupt this file for a brief musical interlude...
+
+       *** NOW AVAILABLE FROM ALL "REALLY RUDE RECORD RETAILERS" ***
+
+The "T.C.R.I. SONG SENDUPS" album, including "WE DIDN'T VOTE FOR LABOUR" by
+Fearless Fred. [Sung to the words of "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel.
+We now include the free lyrics...]
+
+[Of course, the obvious thing has to be said: "This album is specially designed
+to sit in the back of your record collection amongst all the old Frank Sinatra
+albums, to be taken out and split up when you get divorced."]
+...............................................................................
+
+                                -CHORUS-
+
+We didn't vote for labour,
+You can dam the Franklin,
+You can mine uranium,
+
+We didn't vote for labour,
+Screw Keating's policies,
+Children live in poverty,
+
+                                --------
+
+Johnnie Howard's voted out,
+Russ Hines' honour is in doubt,
+
+Queensland cop corruption claims,
+Derryn Hinch reports our drains,
+
+Pollution in the atmosphere,
+Consumer taxes on our beer,
+
+Aussie dollar hits new low,
+How much further can this go?
+
+Malcolm Fraser's got no pants,
+Ruxton's anti-asian rants,
+
+Interest rates hit new high,
+Canberra has a russian spy,
+
+Hoddle street is all shot up,
+T.A.B. wins Melbourne cup,
+
+AIDS, herpes, gonorrhea,
+What else do we have to fear?
+
+                                -CHORUS-
+
+Vic's prisons have got crabs,
+Politician's mistress blabs,
+
+BLF have had the axe,
+Keating has another tax,
+
+Pilots have all gone on strike,
+Interest takes another hike,
+
+Public Transport stops again,
+Unions are a bloody pain!
+
+Bond Corp has more debts,
+Dolphins dead in fishing nets,
+
+Cain loses cycle race,
+Japs build hotel in space,
+
+More bloody bills to pay,
+Will I get to work today?
+
+Streakers in the Aussie team,
+I think that I am gunna scream!
+
+                                -CHORUS-
+
+Megacom owns all the phones,
+People can't afford first homes.
+
+More wierdness on TV,
+Ten lets the blood run free.
+
+The Olympic Games won't be here,
+Robert Hawke sheds a tear.
+
+Faith healers have the cures,
+Mutant turtles roam the sewers.
+
+Skase misses time in court,
+VCE might not be taught.
+
+Gardner wins at Phillip Island,
+More cheap imports made in Thailand.
+
+Scientists to probe the sun,
+Have they got cold fusion?
+
+Trams lurch and jump the tracks,
+Vizard reads a viewer fax.
+
+                                 - CHORUS -
+
+Aussie sailor goes AWOL,
+More people on the dole.
+
+Denise Drysdale quits Hey Hey,
+Docklands project on the way.
+
+Seats thrown from moving trains,
+In Sydney it always rains.
+
+Jana interviews Sir Joe,
+Thousands flock to Melbourne Show.
+
+The Gulf has our naval fleet,
+Casino plan for Collins Street.
+
+Government to scrap one cent,
+Bungee-jumping accident.
+
+                                 - CHORUS -
+
+Kirner becomes the premier,
+Melbourne uni leakage scare.
+
+Facelift for Melbourne Zoo,
+Red Symons gives a "two".
+
+Yuppies sip designer wines,
+Motorists pay their higher fines.
+
+Cher prances on the decks,
+Maclaine floats to Dimension X.
+
+Street performers make us laugh,
+Restaurants underpay their staff.
+
+Keating says it's not his fault,
+Elvis seen with Harold Holt.
+
+Jaffas rolling down the aisles,
+RATS rip off other files.
+
+Skiers lost in mountain snow.
+Will the economy ever grow?
+
+                            - CHORUS (TWICE) -
+
+...............................................................................
+
+And on the flipside you'll hear "SPIN THAT WHEEL" by Raphael Turtle.
+[sung to the words on the TMNT soundtrack tape.]
+[originally by HI TEK 3]
+...............................................................................
+
+Hit them with this car, come on, come on
+Come on, drive home from the party.
+
+Fred's here to cause an accident, come on.
+Bring that pole back, come on.
+
+Dope, crack, any drug is alright when
+Fearless Fred starts to drive.
+You will listen to what the kid has to say
+'Cause you know he can't drive damn straight, can't wait
+Gotta get outta his car before its too late.
+And even if he takes that bend
+The injuries he causes time won't mend
+See once he starts on bacardi and rum
+It goes straight up to his head.
+His car bounces over your belly and back
+Laying on the footpath you'll be dead
+It's all up to the individual, his reaction time is terrible
+Somehow he just seems to have lead feet
+Crunch them gears, engine overheat
+For real, legit, you feel it
+I'm talkin' about the real deal, the blood will congeal
+Yo Fearless, spin that wheel
+Spin that wheel
+Spin that wheel
+
+I'm a make you feel, yo Fearless
+Drive home from the party
+
+He's here to cause an accident, come on
+Bring that fence back, come on
+
+Fearless Fred starts to shoot up, scraping a house and hitting a pup
+All he longs for's in a six pack
+When he stops short he gets hit in the back.
+On this trip he drives hopeless, hitting anything you request
+Starting from your car to the crashrails, he wipes them out the best
+Take it from me it's a must, call the cops so he can get busted
+Like he should be done, his B.A.C. is point one
+
+Rev it up, let it spin, flip it over, let it spin
+Rev it up, let it spin, flip it over, let it spin
+
+For real, legit, you feel it, the blood's beginning to congeal
+He'll make tyres squeal, yo Fearless spin that wheel
+Spin that wheel, skids with zeal
+Yo Fearless, drive home from the party
+
+He's here to cause an accident, come on
+Come on, bring that bin back
+
+Rev it up, let it spin, flip it over, let it spin
+Rev it up, let it spin, flip it over, let it spin
+
+For real, legit, you feel it, the blood will begin to congeal
+He'll make tyres squeal, yo Fearless spin that wheel
+
+Hyper drugs, anyway, it's all okay when the car starts to sway
+Legit you feel it - yo Fearless. Spin that wheel
+Spin that wheel
+The blood'll congeal
+Yo Fearless, drive home from the party
+
+He's here to cause an accident
+Come on, Bring that sign back
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+  =====================================================================
+   A HELPFUL TIP FOR NEW BBS USERS: Never leave your terminal during a
+          conference unless you have adequate Health Insurance!
+  =====================================================================
+
+(An extract from the Cafe.....)
+
+(5:LASERBLADE) where's the dj
+(5:LASERBLADE) oh dear..
+(5:LASERBLADE) we lost him
+(2:RAPHAEL TURTLE) Nurse! Ten cc's of adrenilin, NOW!
+(4:DIGITAL JUSTICE) bak ppls .. bbak in 10 .. probs bak here
+(2:RAPHAEL TURTLE) Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep beep beep beep We've got
+                   'im back!
+(5:LASERBLADE) huh??
+(5:LASERBLADE) does that make any sense?
+(2:RAPHAEL TURTLE) To me it does, but I'm just being silly!
+(5:LASERBLADE) hahah
+(5:LASERBLADE) set up an IV with ringers solution and 10 cc epinepherin
+(2:RAPHAEL TURTLE) Jab... poke... jab... shit, where's the bloody vein?
+(5:LASERBLADE) no good. we're losing him fast.
+(2:RAPHAEL TURTLE) OK, stand clear, let's put 300 joules through his chest...
+(5:LASERBLADE) he's going....
+(5:LASERBLADE) clear!
+(2:RAPHAEL TURTLE) CRACK! Okay, let's start pumping... One - one thousand -
+                   Two - one thousand - err, what comes next?
+(5:LASERBLADE) hehe
+(2:RAPHAEL TURTLE) (Little Flatliners humour there.)
+(5:LASERBLADE) administer 10mg bicarbonate direct into the heart
+(4:DIGITAL JUSTICE) bak .. err.. what the heck is going on?
+(2:RAPHAEL TURTLE) Hey, he's back! A miracle of modern surgery!
+(5:LASERBLADE) nice work doctor
+
+QUESTION: Can YOU spot the two people above rapidly heading towards a
+          malpractice suite???
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                         ========================
+                          This Edition's Quotes!
+                         ========================
+
+Gretch In:   It's the 2nd day of spring - time to enjoy those hormones
+             jumping around.
+
+Fearless Fred:   I can't be bothered tonight.
+
+Maelstrom:   That sucks.
+
+Wraith:   Hang on, I'm getting dressed...
+
+Oing:   Oooh! <Look of shock>
+
+Boom Boom:   Well I reckon its pwetty wude!
+
+Wraith:   Face the other way please.
+
+Raphael Turtle:   Let me see if I can find it...
+
+Fearless Fred:   Let it all out, you'll feel better in the morning.
+
+Scarlet Pumpernickel:   No more than three shakes though.
+
+Xix:   Did I come into the middle of something?
+
+Metro:   Well I'm gonna leave now and suck my dick till my head
+         caves in. [Contortionist... -LN]
+
+Sean Byrne:   All went quiet..... and he came.
+
+Fearless Fred:   The bath is half full.
+
+Ionic Reaction:   ohhhhh please stop!
+
+Ben Richards:   Fucking the Rap channel are we IR???
+
+Oing:   Yeah, the cat loves it!
+
+Trillian:   I've still got a headache.
+
+Bigf00t:   Dancing with myse-helf.
+
+Raphael Turtle: Ohhh errr, that IS kinky!
+
+Buggs Bunny:   ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I need a dirty girl.
+
+Fearless Fred:   That's a bit kinky, using real people!
+
+Decker:   Yeah, LOVE 'em!
+
+Fearless Fred: I can't!
+
+The Edge:   How's the ring?
+
+The Necromancer:   Have you eaten it yet?
+
+Fearless Fred:   I'm not in the mood tonight.
+
+Fearless Fred:   How long is it?
+
+Sean Byrne:   dunno how long (six inches maybe)
+
+Mystery:   It doesn't work anymore.
+
+Fearless Fred:   But I get so little time to actually play with it.
+
+The Stranger:   Just been told by the doctor I can't get my fingers wet
+                for the next 3 weeks... [There goes the foreplay -LN]
+
+Ben Richards:   Who gives a fuck?
+
+Raphael Turtle:   Why, do you want to take one?
+
+Fallen Angel:   well not really unless you happen to be a sexy 24 yr old
+                with lotsa money!
+
+The Dag:   I JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH !!!!!
+
+The Necromancer:   i am not a NECROPHILE!
+
+Ben Richards:   Heeeey. We want some Puuussy!!
+
+Wraith:   I'm eating...
+
+Sean Byrne:   jeez... another quickie.
+
+Mr Death:   Newsflash: RAT has sex with a turtle. What do you get? A Rurtle
+
+Sean Byrne:   It all started with my mum and the rugby team.
+
+Wraith:   I'm sick sick sick!
+
+Decker:   Where r u?
+
+Doc:   In that little alcove on the third floor on the union building...
+       you know, the one with 'gaysoc' on the door.
+
+The Stranger:   hmmm... just applying the cream that doc gave me...
+
+Brigette McPherson:   turtles are kinda cute.
+
+Raphael Turtle:   Oh, you want DISCIPLINE, do you!?
+
+Spud:   I think I need it!
+
+Micro Ace:   what's wrong with your little nuts Cef?
+
+Fearless Fred:   I'm just absolutely fucked at the moment.
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                     ==============================
+                      This Edition's Awards/Logies
+                     ==============================
+
+Viscious Rumour of the Month: The Marriage of Fred and Lonni!
+[That was a rumor??? -LN]
+
+Inability To Sing Award: ...................... Mouse.
+[We're talking fingernails down blackboards here! -Raph]
+
+Murdering Bigf00t Award ....................... Ben Richards. [Now Line Noise]
+[See "BIGF00T.DED" in the <R> rated file area on The Cafe -LN]
+
+Anti-American of the Month: ................... Fearless Fred.
+[GRRRR!!!!!! -LN]
+
+Log Onto The Cafe And I'll Page You Award: .... Wraith.
+
+Grimlock of the Month: ........................ Code-Blue.
+
+Schizophrenics of the Month: .................. Raphael Turtle and Neuro.
+
+Frog Fetishist of the Month: .................. Ahknaton!
+[also gets the award for most original Location -Raph]
+
+Animal Impressionists of the Month: ........... Mouse and Wraith.
+[What noises DO snails make anyway!? -Raph]
+
+Most Humourous Locations: ..................... Great White
+                                                Doomlord
+
+Hoping To Be A Sysop Award: ................... Ongola.
+
+The Jennifer Keyte Hate Club: ................. Code-Blue
+                                                Mouse
+                                                Raphael Turtle
+                                                Wraith
+                                                Neuro
+
+Socialist of the Year: ........................ Von Clauswitz
+
+Losers of 1990: ............................... Crotch Rot and Churchill
+
+Party Dude of the Year: ....................... Ice Breaker
+[Guaranteed to sit in a corner & not talk -LN]
+
+The Most Paranoid BBS User .................... The Blue Mustang
+        "What did I say to make them leave???"
+
+Amount of Car Crashes Exceeding the Ego Award:. The Mentat.
+
+Late Comer of the Year: ....................... Angel Of Death
+                   "I AM NEVER LATE!!!"
+
+Pisspot of all time ........................... Heavenly
+"I'm very unpissed at the moment... I type better when I'm pissed"
+
+Worst Driving of 1990 ......................... The Mentat
+      "BMW Number 3 written off last month..."
+
+Worst BBS Conferencer ......................... The Vegemite Kid
+        "Tie me kangaroo down sport... etc..."
+
+Fish-Head of the Year ......................... Cadet Ace
+           "Is this car 'Dolphin Safe???'"
+
+Garden Gnome lookalike ........................ Cef
+
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                       =======================
+                        Errata and Amendments
+                       =======================
+
+(from AT14): - The themesong should go "Raphael is cool but rude", rather
+               than "crude"
+
+             - Mark Freedman is also head of Mirage Studios.
+
+             - Jim Henson did not design the Turtles suits, but his
+               Creature Shop built them.
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                        ======================
+                         The Evil Angels Team
+                        ======================
+
+      At present the Evil Angels consists of the following:
+
+           Editors:    Line Noise
+                       Raphael Turtle
+                       Fearless Fred (His last time)
+
+           Authors:    Raphael Turtle
+                       Fearless Fred
+
+         Thanks To:    Wraith
+                       Akhnaton
+
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                         Anarchistic Tendencies Part XV
+                                (C) July, 1991
+
+No part of this file may be published in mass media without the authors
+written permission, and half the authors don't know how to write. The other
+half are usually drunk, at work or wherever, working on their sex lives, sewer
+surfing, etc....
+
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                            ============
+                             Disclaimer
+                            ============
+
+The editors have gone to a hell of a lot of trouble to ensure that this file
+contains no offensive material. However, should you find anything which you
+object to, STIFF SHIT! You can't sue us! This file is written with the intent
+of producing a humourous file which will be enjoyed by everyone, and no offence
+is intended towards any person or persons no matter how often or in what
+context they or anything to do with them is mentioned.
+
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+      Evil Angels With Return with..... ooops, force of habit, sorry.
+
+                           Byyyyyeeeeeeeeeee!
+
+-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+                                                                     
+                        
+
+
+
+
+
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+
+FILE: ANARCHISTIC TENDACIES //
+
+########################################
+#                                      #
+#       Evil                           #
+#            Angel                     #
+#                 Productions          #
+#                           present:   #
+#                                      #
+#    A N A R C H I S T I C             #
+#               T E N D A C I E S      #
+#                        P A R T  / /  #
+#                                      #
+########################################
+
+   This file was written by the Masked Avenger (#152) on Pacific Island.
+
+  If you have something to submit to Evil Angels, please tell me!!
+
+  This is the second file written by me...read it...do what you want
+          IT'S YOUR LIFE...NOT MINE..
+
+----------------------------------------
+|                                      |
+| DORK OF THE MONTH:                   |
+|               TAXI CAB..             |
+|   Son, you call me again, you die    |
+|                                      |
+| D00D OF THE MONTH:                   |
+|               PHEONIX..              |
+|   Alright... Anti Ollie.. luv it!    |
+|                                      |
+| HAIR CUT OF THE MONTH:               |
+|              DEBBIE..                |
+|   Disgusting.. Rude +++++            |
+|                                      |
+| DRIVER OF THE MONTH:                 |
+|              * SIMPLE SPARKS *       |
+|                                      |
+|   Don't you luv those round-abouts?? |
+|                                      |
+| FLUKE OF THE MONTH:                  |
+|             THE SHADOW..             |
+|                                      |
+|   Finally you get your license..     |
+|           I need a lift              |
+|                                      |
+| DRUNK OF THE MONTH:                  |
+|            THE SNATCH DOCTOR..       |
+|   Two hours in Lourne and arrested!  |
+|                                      |
+----------------------------------------
+
+   Ok, well those are the awards for January..
+   All incidents for this month must be reported and nominated for an award..
+
+   This file was written on Febuary 1 1988. All rights are worth shit..
+
+----------------------------------------
+A MESSAGE FROM THE MENTAT:
+
+     Listen people.. if you want to really annoy someone ring them up and tell 
+them that is Telecom. Tell them that you are doing work on their line and not 
+pick up the phone, unless they want an electic shock..
+
+    Hang up and attack dial.. If they do answer give them one hell of a scream.
+
+                        
+             Well it was the Mentampon..
+
+---------------------------------------
+Hey Shadow...give us some info
+---------------------------------------
+
+Hey Taxi Cab...did you really believe that I called from New Jersey??
+
+You have the most pathetic foreign accent I have ever heard..
+
+--------------------------------------
+
+A DAY IN THE LIFE OF BIG MOTHER:
+
+   Hi dahlings, as I woke this morning, I had this incredible errection. Ohh
+it was fantastic! A dream about my 7 year boyfriend.
+  I tied him to him mummy's bed and spanked him because he said a naught word..
+
+tisk tisk..
+
+  Just looking at his bleeding ass sends me wild!
+ I sat on him face and made him lick my ath..
+
+  I will keep the rest of the dream a mystery..
+
+  Just a sec my treasures...let me put on some of Conan's Rexona..
+
+  Ahh! now I feel more macho..I wonder whether Big Tedd feels like sucking my 
+2" today?? Hope tho..
+
+Betta go dahlings...
+              Love to all little boys
+               and hate to women!!
+
+---->BM
+
+---------------------------------------
+
+OK, well that was the smut over and done with...don't gays make you sick??
+
+I mean Pedafilia... who would consider such an act???
+
+---------------------------------------
+
+Well you assholes wanted this file done on time, SO HERE IT FUCKING IS..
+
+Not big enough for you?? Screw yourselves...I can't think of everything..
+
+---------------------------------------
+
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+% CALL THESE K00L BOARDS:            %
+%                                    %
+% The Twilight Zone:                 %
+%         300/1200..always open      %
+%              (03) 562 0686         %
+%                                    %
+% Pacific Island:                    %
+%        Still 300...Always engaged  %
+%              (03) 890 2174         %
+%                                    %
+% Zen BBS:                           %
+%        Brilliant Chat/File system  %
+%              4 lines...2 available %
+%              300-899 6201          %
+%              1200-899 6180         %
+%                                    %
+%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+Thanx to:
+The Powerspike, The Mentat (god knows why) and a coupla others..
+
+No Apologies to:
+Big Mother...you fucking faggot...die of AIDS will you?
+
+REMEMBER:
+:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
+:      YOURMOTHERSUCKSCOCKSINHELL     :
+:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
+
+ANTI BLACK
+ANTI JEW
+ANTI ASIAN
+ANTI YOU
+
+LOVE,
+/\/\
+\/\/ T H E  M A S K E D  A V E N G E R
+
+***************************************
+* WARNING:                            *
+*                                     *
+*    ABSOLUTELY NO PART OF THIS FILE  *
+* MAY BE PUBLISHED IN MASS MEDIA..    *
+*     THAT MEANS DON'T ADVERTISE IN   *
+*THE PRESS OR TV (OR HINCH).. WITHOUT *
+* PRIOR PERMISSION FROM ME..          *
+*                                     *
+*       -That's a goddammed warning!  *
+*                                     *
+***************************************
+
+Anarchist Tendacies
+Written by The Masked Avenger
+Copyright (C) Febuary 1 1988
+
+All rights worth fucking shit..
+
+
+(>
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+***************************************************************************
+*                                                                         *
+*                Evil Angels Presents...                                  *
+*                                                                         *
+*                Anarchistic Tendancies... Part III                       *
+*                (Version 2. - Due to Legal Hassels)                      *
+*                How to run a Bulletin Board....                          *
+*                                                                         *
+*                       ... by Fearless Fred.                             *
+*                                                                         *
+***************************************************************************
+
++-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
+|                           Ring these Boards!                            |
+|                                                                         |
+| -> The Twilite Zone. 5620686. 300/300 1200/1200. 24 hours a day!        |
+|                                                                         |
+| -> Pacific Island.   8902174. 300/300   ONLY.    24 hours a day!        |
+|                                                                         |
++-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
+                                                                       
+
+Loggin on...
+------------
+The first way to piss of users is wait till they are entering their 
+password, and as they enter it, hit a random letter. Simple, they don't
+know you're there, they stuff up their password, and get logged off 
+totally confused, and think they've forgotten their password!
+
+Once they're on...
+------------------
+This is when the real fun starts! One can do many thing to totally confuse 
+and bugger up a user. 
+
+Start with hitting Control-S. That stops sending stuff. To the user, it 
+looks as if the board has just frozen up, and think that it has crashed. 
+Then hang up!
+
+The smart-ass users who know that will try hitting return a couple of 
+times and a Control-Q. So they have suspicions that something is wrong...
+that the sysop doesn't like them... they Yell.
+
+There's a couple of things you can do....
+
+1. Totally ignor the Yell... and go one with other things.
+
+2. Sit there and cancel the Yell.
+   (That's annoying to them, but not much fun because you can't see the 
+   frustration!)
+   
+3. Answer the Yell... tell them to piss off, and put them back to the 
+   board, and go one with other things.
+   
+4. The best... answer the yell, but don't say anything... 
+   It's great fun to see the person trying to get your attention,
+   and eventually giving up after 5-10 minutes, and then finding out
+   that the only way out of chat is to hang up... of course, that's
+   after some serious abuse. What you can do is put all what they say to 
+   you in a text file, and send it to them in a message.
+
+Files...
+--------
+When someone is downloading a file you wait till it has almost finished... 
+like has sent 99 out of the 101 X-Modem blocks, and cancel the download.
+It's best when it is a program rather than a text file because the program 
+will stuff up. What's more, OPUS remembers the amount sent, and adds it to 
+the total downloaded.
+
+Another thing to do is when they go into the file area, drop their privs 
+so that all they can do is see the files but not download them.
+
+Messages...
+-----------
+Something really unethical to do is when a real dork (like Captain Chaos)
+leaves you private messages, export them to disk and put them in a file 
+area so that all your friends can laugh at him too!
+
+Accounts...
+-----------
+Good thing to do is change where people come from. Just ask Lord Asmodeus, 
+he now comes from Big Mother's Ass, funny that, I always was suspitious of 
+him!
+
+
+Things Not to Do!
+-----------------
+Don't let any users get into DOS! This is like writing your PIN number on your
+credit card and leaving it in the machine. You are going to get FUCKED!
+
+Persons just setting up their own boards should take careful note of this!
+
+
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+This Month's Awards.
+--------------------
+
+Loozer User of the Month goes to Lord Asmodeus.
+
+Confessed Nerd of the Month goes to Taxi Cab, Qix and the other names
+he uses.
+
+Birthday of the month... Fire Fox, 4 today!
+
+Cool Dood of the month goes to Lightening Bolt.
+
+Driver of the month goes to Thelonius Monk.
+
+Hoon of the month goes to ECH!? (What a beeeeeautiful Woman!)
+
+Soppy message of the month was written by Thelonius Monk to ECH,
+and will be available next issue.
+
+Salesman of the month goes Lounge Lizzard.
+
+Please note that there is now NO reference to any Mentats in this
+file. Also, there is NO reference to any boards that any Mentats run.
+
+
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+Anarchistic Tendancies ///
+(C) Feb 29 1988
+YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHTS!
+
+           **************************************
+           * NO PART OF THIS FILE MAY BE        *
+           * PUBLISHED IN MASS MEDIA WITH OUT   *
+           * THE AUTHOR'S WRITTEN PERMISSION    *
+           *                                    *
+           *      - That's a god-dammed warning *
+           *                                    *
+           **************************************
+
+
+Thanx to:
+
+The R.A.C.V. for inflating Gem Gem's rear tyre twice in the last month.
+
+Thanks to all Mentats for their friendly persuasive and helpful suggestions
+for the editing of this file. 
+
+
+
+          :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
+                YOURMOTHERSUCKSCOCKSINHELL
+          :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
+ 
+
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+***************************************************************************
+*                                                                         *
+*                Evil Angels Presents...                        /         *
+*                                                              /          *
+*                Anarchistic Tendancies... Part IV            /           *
+*                                                            /            *
+*                Taxi Cab... Nerd of the Year!              /_____        *
+*                                                                /        *
+*                By                                             /         *
+*                                                              /          *
+*                Lightening Bolt                              /           *
+*                                                                         *
+*                                                                         *
+***************************************************************************
+ 
++-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
+|                           Ring these Boards!                            |
+|                                                                         |
+| -> Pacific Island.   8902174. 300/300   ONLY.    24 hours a day!        |
+|                                                                         |
+| -> The Twilite Zone. 5620686. 300/300 1200/1200. 24 hours a day!        |
+|                                                                         |
+| -> Zen BBS           8996180  1200/1200          Running TBBS           |
+|                      8996201   300/ 300          24 hours a day!        |
+|                                                                         |
++-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
+ 
++-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
+|                                                                         |
+|  I would like to extend my thanks to Fearless Fred for the area he      |
+|  provided on his BBS to make this entire effort possible!               |
+|                                                                         |
+|  I would also like to thank Thelonius Monk and Fred for the assistance  |
+|  I received in the process of publicising Taxi Cab's stupidity.         |
+|                                                                         |
+|  I would also like to thank the others involved who played their parts  |
+|  to perfection, but who would rather stay anonymous.                    |
+|                                                                         |
+|  Lastly, I would like to thank Taxi Cab for his stupidity and good      |
+|  humour.                                                                |
+|                                                                         |
++-------------------------------------------------------------------------+
+                                                                        
+   ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+   What you are about to read may make you sick, my sincere appologies!
+ 
+   But this is REAL LIFE... Believe it or not!
+ 
+   ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+ 
+            N E R D   P R O F I L E
+            -----------------------  
+  
+            Name:  Gordon (last name withheld)
+ 
+           Alias:  Taxi Cab
+                   Qix
+ 
+        Computer:  Amiga 1000
+             
+           Modem:  Netcom 1234sa
+                
+            I.Q.:  0.00
+                   (Rounded off to 2 decimal places)
+                       
+             AGE:  16
+             
+     Social Life:  None detected as yet.
+ 
+       Home Life:  Lives with Yuppy Parents in a Yuppy
+                   suburb. Has been given his own phone line.
+                   Must have had a very traumatic childhood!
+                   We suspect that he used to kill ants, grubs,
+                   and other such creatures that proposed no risk
+                   to him before he had his computer bought for him.
+                    
+General Comments:  My first experience of the subject was on Zen BBS
+                   I had just logged on and was receiving the main menu
+                   (about 15 seconds after loggin on) when I received a
+                   request from the subject to "go conference". Not being 
+                   rude, I went into the conferencing setion and greeted him. 
+                   The first thing the subject ever said to me was;
+                   
+                   "Wot computa u use?????"
+                   
+                   I was suspicious from the first. The Nerd Detection LED's
+                   flashed on in my brain. I wasn't wrong...
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+ 
+     -----------------------------------
+     List of macros used by the subject.
+     -----------------------------------
+ 
+     
+     PF1:  /WHO
+     
+           What this does is allow him to effectively monitor the users on
+           a TBBS system. By pressing the PF1 key he gets the list of the
+           others users.
+           
+     PF2:  /Send,1 Go conference!!!!!!!!!!
+     
+           What this does, is once someone else logs onto the system, he 
+           can send them the request to go into the conference mode with him.
+           
+     PF3:  Wot computa u got??????
+     
+           This is the traditional nerd greeting. An acceptable nerdy responce:
+           "Orsum Amiga 1K!!!!!!!!!!! wot u got man??????????"
+           (Note the use of multiple punctuation marks - never been properly
+            explained why this is so, nor the phonetic spelling of words.
+            Several psycologists are working on this at the moment, and when
+            their thesis are published we hope to understand the nerd mentality
+            to such a degree that we will be able to detect and remove such
+            threats before they begin fester like Taxi Cab has.)
+            
+     PF4:  Got any NUI's, cards or outdials??????
+     
+           This is the subject's way of saying;
+           "I'm C00L, I'm a hacker."
+     
+           What it means is;
+           "I'm a nerd, I can't hack, I've got no friends, please be
+            nice to me and tell me something that I can blab to make 
+            people think I know things that I don't have a clue about."
+ 
+     PF5:  I'll talk to you some other time then.....    Bye Dude.
+     
+           This is the next key in sequence. After he has used the other keys,
+           the other person in chat with him realise what a nerd the guy
+           is, and leave.
+ 
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+                        His Pride and joy...
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+ 
+        [[[[[[[[[      ttt                          !!!   ]]]]]]]]]]
+        [[[[[[[[[     tttt                         !!!!!  ]]]]]]]]]]
+        [[[           tttt                         !!!!!         ]]]
+        [[[           tttt           ccccccccc     !!!!!         ]]]
+        [[[      ttttttttttttt     cccccccccccc    !!!!!         ]]]
+        [[[      ttttttttttttt    ccccc    ccccc    !!!          ]]]
+        [[[           tttt       cccc               !!!          ]]]
+        [[[           tttt       cccc               !!!          ]]]
+        [[[           tttt       cccc                            ]]]
+        [[[           tttt   ttt  cccc     ccccc    !!!          ]]]
+        [[[[[[[[[     tttt tttt    cccccccccccc    !!!!!  ]]]]]]]]]]
+        [[[[[[[[[       tttttt      cccccccccc      !!!   ]]]]]]]]]]
+ 
+        And that's a........
+                      ___   __    __  
+        |\  /|  /\   /   \ |  \  /  \ 
+        | \/ | /__\ |      |__/ |    |
+        |    |/    \ \___/ |  \  \__/ 
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+           ------------------------------
+           A day in the life of Taxi Cab.
+           ------------------------------
+           
+           10:00  Wake up. 
+    
+           10:05  Switch on computer. While booting, go to the kitchen and
+                  ask mother to make breakfast for him. Return to computer.
+           
+   10:07 - 14:00  Log onto Zen BBS, Pacific Island, Twilite Zone, Greyhawk
+                  or any other BBS that the sysop has not yet thrown him off.
+         
+           14:00  Ask mother to make lunch for him.
+           
+   14:02 - 18:00  Log onto Zen BBS, Pacific Island, Twilite Zone, Greyhawk
+                  or any other BBS that the sysop has not yet thrown him off.
+         
+           18:00  Has to have dinner with mother, father and any other 
+                  relatives that might be there. Has to hurry, as the computer
+                  is still switched on. 
+                  
+   18:25 - 23:00  Log onto Zen BBS, Pacific Island, Twilite Zone, Greyhawk
+                  or any other BBS that the sysop has not yet thrown him off.
+         
+           23:00  Just for a change, today he'll have a shower this week.
+                  Maybe he'll have a bath next week. He would hate his
+                  bath toys to get lonely.
+           
+   23:15 - 02:00  Log onto Zen BBS, Pacific Island, Twilite Zone, Greyhawk
+                  or any other BBS that the sysop has not yet thrown him off.
+         
+           02:00  Kiss his panda bear goodnight, go to sleep.
+           
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+                     --------------------
+                     General Information:
+                     --------------------
+ 
+ 
+        We set up a hacking area... The Elite... to please Taxi
+        Cab, as he was sure that there was a hacking area on the
+        Twilite Zone.
+        
+        In this area were such hackers as Lightening Bolt (myself),
+        Fearless Fred, Thelonius Monk, Storm Cloud, Thunder Bird,
+        Conan (don't we wish!), and some other names that sounded cool!
+ 
+        In this area, Monk, myself, and Fred created about 70 or so 
+        messages which would give any nerd in the real of Taxi Cab
+        the impression that we were the most efficient, organised and
+        successful hacking group Australia have ever seen, with details
+        of our achievements kept to a minimum... but including Austpac,
+        BHP, Elders, Westpac, the list goes on.....
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+                Here's an example of of the area.
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+        TO: Thunder Bird
+        FROM: The Assasin
+        SUBJECT: Re: Melb. Uni Outdial.
+ 
+        Yeah buddy, I've been working on the CAE Vax, damn
+        it's a fuckwit, you know the usual backdoor we use,
+        well the motherfuckers have plugged it. I don't think
+        they're onto us yet though. I'll get onto it again tonight
+        and just get the password file and work on it. 
+ 
+        want the Monash Admin details please. Got an enemy I'd like
+        to fail last year! 
+        
+        latest on that NUI, it is now dead, don't try to use it, they
+        do an immediate trace. I think I might give it to some nappy
+        and let Telescum get up his ass! 
+ 
+        Mike.
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+        TO: Masked Avenger                                 (Private)
+        FROM: Fearless Fred
+        SUBJECT: What are you doing in this area?
+ 
+        You aren't a hacker! Piss off!
+ 
+        As for you Monk, pretty damn rude reading other's mail!
+ 
+        Piss OFF!
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+        TO: All
+        FROM: Thunder Bird
+        SUBJECT: You been up all night too huh?
+ 
+        Shit I am fucked guys! I've been downloading from the
+        US for the past 4 - 5 hours, in between chatting to 
+        some cool US sysops. I've got this utility for decompiling a
+        UNIX password file, similar to the one we've got for the VAX.
+        I'll upload it now. This is one not to let out!
+        It's fucking good, and with docs on the latest UNIX revision
+        fuckups!
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+        TO: Fearless Fred                                  (Private)
+        FROM: Fearless Fred
+        SUBJECT: Re: Should we give him access?
+ 
+        Monk, that's naughty, reading the sysop's
+        private mail to himself!
+ 
+        Think I should give him access to the Elite?
+        
+        Na... I've met the twerp, and apart from almost dying
+        of laughter, I CAN'T STAND IT! (Him sorry)
+ 
+        It's about time you opened another stubbie Fred!
+        
+        Ahhh... Foster's Lager!
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+        TO: Fred
+        FROM: CONAN
+        SUBJECT: EGO?
+ 
+        SCREW YOURSELF! I HAVE SKILL BABY, AND WANT THE MOTHER FUCKERS TO KNOW
+        ABOUT IT. IF THE BASTARDS ARE AS DUMB AS THAT, THEY DESERVE TO GET
+        WHAT I FUCKING GIVE THEM! 
+        BUT I WONT SCREW UP. I HAVE A PERSONAL INTEREST IN ELDERS THAT I WILL
+        MAKE SURE THAT THIS ACCOUNT REMAINS FOR A WHILE SO THAT I CAN GET INTO
+        THEIR IMS CONTROL FILES. THEY ARE STILL RUNNING VERSION 19.3 OF IMS,
+        THAT IS ASKING FOR HACKERS! THEY WONT UPGRADE, SO ONCE I'VE SECURED
+        SOME OTHER ACCOUNTS THAT THEY WONT DETECT, I AM GOING TO SCARE THEM
+        SOMETHING SHOCKING! THEY WILL BEG ME TO STOP!
+ 
+        TILL NEXT TIME, KISS MY ASS!
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+     
+           Anyone with 1/2 a brain could tell this stuff is UTTER
+                
+                       B  U  L  L  S  H  I  T  !  !  !  
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+ 
+        After granting the little nerd access, we have been plaugued
+        by him ever since. So... after dropping his access, and 
+        telling him to go away, we thought that that would be the
+        end of him. But... the twerp wouldn't go.
+ 
+        So... hence the release of A.T. 4.   Please, Taxi Cab, take this
+        as a bulletin from the uses of Melbourne's (and where ever else
+        you have called) bulletin boards and GO AWAY!
+        
+ 
+       Lightening  /
+           Bolt   /_
+                    /  Strikes
+                   /   Again!
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+                    ----------------------
+                    E V I L    A N G E L S
+                    ----------------------
+                    
+        You too can help rid the world of nerds. By purchasing any of
+        the following quality offical Evil Angels Products.
+        
+        "I hate the Masked Avenger" Badges       $ 2-50
+ 
+        Evil Angels Windcheaters...              $25-00
+                
+        All sizes, all colours, design is Front:  "I hate the Masked Avenger"
+                                          Back:   "Evil Angels forever!"        
+ 
+        Printed versions of Anachistic Tendancies Part 1 - 4
+        PLUS a full printout of the hacking area created
+        especially for Taxi Cab (A must for when you just cant
+                                 get onto that BBS you've been 
+                                 trying to get onto for hours!)
+                                 
+                                                $10-00
+       
+ 
+       Rememer... donations to Evil Angels are NOT tax deductable,
+                  but will help rid the world of nerds like Taxi Cab!
+       
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+                        This Edition's Awards...
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+ 
+        Nerd of the Year.... Who Else?                  Taxi Cab!
+ 
+        Salesman of the Year...                         Lounge Lizzard
+        
+        Macro of the Month...                           Ford Prefect
+        
+        Bastard of the Month...                         Masked Avenger
+        
+        Fresh Faced Teenager Award...                   Disk Destroyer
+        
+        Muscle of the Month...                          Radio Active
+        
+        Drunken Slob of the Month...                    Fred of course!
+        
+        Car of the month... (Also known as the
+                             who admits to owning
+                             a bongo award...)          Thelonius Monk
+        
+        Hoon of the Month... AGAIN!                     ECH!?
+        
+        Sexual Pervert of the Year...                   Dianne Nicholls
+        
+        Sinner of the month...                          SYN ...
+        
+        Group of the Year...                            B.A.L.L.S.
+        
+        Wimpy Moustache of all Time
+        (Actually, this was a draw.)                    Bozly
+                                                        Da Wombat
+        
+        SYSOP of all time...                            Craig Bowen.
+        
+        We still like you even though we give
+        you a lot of shit award...                      The "don't shit me
+                                                             man" Mentat        
+ 
+ 
+        We never have liked you, and never
+        will, unless you piss off award...              Taxi Cab.
+ 
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+ 
+Anarchistic Tendancies IV
+(C) April - May 1988
+YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHTS!
+ 
+           **************************************
+           * NO PART OF THIS FILE MAY BE        *
+           * PUBLISHED IN MASS MEDIA WITH OUT   *
+           * THE AUTHOR'S WRITTEN PERMISSION    *
+           *                                    *
+           *      - That's a god-dammed warning *
+           *                                    *
+           **************************************
+ 
+ 
+ 
+          :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
+                YOURMOTHERSUCKSCOCKSINHELL
+          :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
+ 
+Disclaimer: The author(s) have gone to a hell of a lot of trouble to ensure
+that this file contains no offencive material. However, should you find 
+anything which you object to, STIFF SHIT! You can't sue us!
+            This file is written with the intent of producing a humourous
+file which will be enjoyed by everyone, and no offence is intended towards
+any person or persons however much they are mentioned.
+            And please... don't send your dad's bruisers onto us Gordon!
+ 
+
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+*************************************************************************** 
+*                                                                         * 
+*                Evil Angels Presents...                        /         * 
+*                                                              /          * 
+*                Anarchistic Tendencies... Part  V            /           * 
+*                                                            /            * 
+*                VAGABORING!                    (YAWN)      /_____        * 
+*                                                                /        * 
+*                Released 16 October 1988                       /         * 
+*                                                              /          * 
+*           By:  Lightening Bolt and the Evil Angels.         /           * 
+*                                                                         * 
+*                                                                         * 
+*************************************************************************** 
+ 
++-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ 
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+|                                                                         | 
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+|                                                                         | 
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+|                                                                         | 
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+|                                                                         | 
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+|                                                                         | 
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+|                                                                         | 
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+|                                                                         | 
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+|                                                                         | 
++-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ 
+                                                                         
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+ 
+                               WARNING! 
+ 
+     You may find the following document boring, for this we (the 
+     authors) do apologise, but feel that the facts must be made 
+     public to protect the innocent, and expose the guilty. 
+ 
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+ 
+     Name: Vagabond. (Boringus Maximus) 
+      
+     Born: (We suspect not.) August 1969.  
+           
+     Description: A reasonably tall dark haired creature. 
+          Has many distinguishing features, such as his 
+          square eyeballs to make viewing a monitor easier, 
+          and his well developed fingers that make a 50% 
+          speed increase in typing.  
+ 
+     Habitat: The Vagabond can usually be found (with one exception) 
+          in front of a computer. During the day you will find the 
+          Vagabond "working" in front of a computer, during the 
+          evenings you will most commonly find it at home in front     
+          of a computer. The one exception is Friday evenings. 
+          This is the time of week that a metamorphosis occurs, and 
+          it throws off it's boring casing and leaves the protection 
+          of it's elders, and goes to watch a movie (the same each week).
+ 
+     Eating Habits: The Vagabond is a scavenger most of the time. 
+          It feeds mostly on chips that is steals off work mates. 
+          Before it attacks, it can be detected by the characteristic 
+          "Chippie Chippie Chippie!" sounds. Also feeds on Mars Bars, 
+          and whatever the mother will make him eat. 
+ 
+     Reproduction: Frequent encounters with Mrs Palmer and her 5 daughters. 
+          As yet there has been no other documented activity, with 
+          one exception to this. The mating ritual of the Vagabond begins 
+          with spending several hours talking in his car, if the subject 
+          falls asleep, things progress. However, it has been known to fail. 
+          (On the one and only occasion!) 
+ 
+     Movement: Without a vehicle to move, the Vagabond tends to be 
+          clumsy. It has been described by a famous biologist as: 
+          "If he was walking through the MCG, and there was a packet of 
+           matches in the middle of the oval, he'd trip over the matches." 
+ 
+            With the aid of a vehicle, the Vagabond is BORING. He  
+          travels extensively in a Datsun Stanza. Now, if that isn't  
+          boring enough, (the car CAN'T go faster than 120 KM/H)  
+          he adheres strictly to the speed limits, with statements  
+          about how he can accelerate and remain at a constant speed  
+          (providing quadronomial vector equations to prove his point) 
+          and turns a corner at 5 KM/H to demonstrate. 
+ 
+     Fantasies: It is amazing, but the Vagabond does have fantasies. 
+          A well known one is that he is locked in a computer shop 
+          over night. Others such as having people laugh at one of his 
+          jokes may never be realised, but he is trying...  
+ 
+     Phobias: The Vagabond is well known for it's fear of excitement. It has 
+          been traced back to his early childhood, where exciting events 
+          occurred, and his subconscious has never come to terms with  
+          those events. Thus, a good time to the Vagabond consists of 
+          watching test patterns on channel 2, reading a movie on SBS, 
+          or even better checking that his 101 key keyboard still has 
+          it's 101 keys! 
+ 
+     Dress: The Vagabond is renowned for his poor taste in clothes. His 
+          selections (from the Brotherhood bins) is always at least 
+          one size too large, and his shirts are always untucked. 
+ 
+     Achievements: The Vagabond has achieved a new dimension in boringness. 
+          He has made a brick wall commit suicide when he tried to 
+          convince it to vote Liberal in the last elections. (The wall 
+          was a Liberal supporter anyway, until Vagabond talked to it.) 
+ 
+                His proudest achievement is counting 93,000 sheep one  
+          night, until sheep fell asleep. Ge then wrote a long boring 
+          story about it. 
+ 
+     History: The Vagabond became known in late 1986. With his VIC-20 
+          and 300 baud modem he managed to bore a lot of people without 
+          actually being there to bore them. 
+ 
+            With his new computer, the IBM compatible, new 1200 baud  
+          modem, and own phone line, he has been able to bore a lot 
+          more people quicker. 
+ 
+             It wasn't until 1988 that he got a job and started working 
+          in the ideal environment; the PC division of a large national 
+          company. He can now bore an enormous amount of people, quickly 
+          and efficiently and gets paid for it! 
+ 
+     Closing Comments: If you are someone who showers more than once per 
+          week, goes out at least as often as you shower, and don't 
+          get past counting 10 sheep before you go to bed at night, or 
+          get pubic hair (not your own) caught between your teeth every 
+          now and then, then this is one person you should avoid. 
+          You'll find him boring!   
+ 
+ 
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+ 
+                        This Edition's Awards 
+                        --------------------- 
+ 
+     Bastard of the month........................ The Masked Avenger 
+                                                     (AGAIN!) 
+ 
+     Boring person of the month.................. Vagabond 
+                                                     (AGAIN!) 
+ 
+     Drunken slob of the month................... Fearless Fred 
+                                                     (AGAIN!) 
+ 
+     Driver of the month......................... Raster Blaster 
+     (Oh that poor Sillycar!) 
+ 
+     Romeo of the month.......................... Disk Destroyer 
+ 
+     Cute ass of the month (possibly all time)... SYN ... 
+ 
+     Who can put who's tongue in someone ........ Thelonius Monk 
+     else's month for the longest time .......... ECH!? 
+     (Combined Award!) 
+ 
+     Baby Sitter of the month award.............. Ivan Trotsky 
+                                                     (Skullfucker) 
+ 
+     Sysop of the month.......................... Craig Bowen 
+                                                     (AND NEXT MONTH...) 
+ 
+     Tree-stump rapist of the month.............. Royna 
+ 
+     Bullshit award.............................. The Mentat 
+                                                     ("I don't bullshit") 
+ 
+     Circumcised head award...................... Brett McMillian 
+ 
+     Have Tweezers, will wank award.............. Taxi Cab 
+ 
+     Topex award................................. Cadet Ace 
+ 
+ 
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+ 
+               Quotes for this month. 
+               ---------------------- 
+ 
+     The Mentat: "Everybody goes through my bag for NUI's." 
+ 
+ 
+     SYN ...: "I'm Easy!" 
+ 
+           "I can't seem to get mine to warble." 
+ 
+ 
+     The Masked Avenger: "Oh no, I've got brain damage, but  
+                    what a relief, I've got a brain!" 
+ 
+            Masky:    "I'm too gullible" 
+            Fred:     "You can't be. The word 'gullible' has 
+                       been removed from the English dictionary." 
+            Masky:    "Has is?" 
+ 
+ 
+     Disk Destroyer: (About Fire Fox) "You can have her nasal 
+               hairs, but I'll have the rest of her anyday." 
+ 
+ 
+     Fire Fox: (About Disk Destroyer) "Errrrr! YUCH!" 
+ 
+ 
+     Mandi: (About Disk Destroyer) "Errrrrrrr! YUCH!" 
+ 
+ 
+     Royna: (About Disk Destroyer) "Does he have a dick?" 
+ 
+ 
+     Raster Blaster: "Go away, I'm having a good time!" 
+ 
+                        "I haven't slept for 5 days." 
+ 
+ 
+     Fearless Fred: "It was a two dollar note!" 
+ 
+                        (The morning after drinking 3/4 of a bottle 
+                         of Bundaberg Rum) 
+                       "Urgg. I don't feel too good!" 
+ 
+ 
+     Anon: "Can I watch you go to the toilet?" 
+ 
+ 
+     Taxi Cab: "I'm going to send my sicopath frend onto U!"      
+     (Spelling has not been altered) 
+ 
+               "If you come around here, I'll blow your heads off." 
+ 
+ 
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+ 
+                           ---------------------- 
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+                           ---------------------- 
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+ 
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+ 
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+ 
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+ 
+                        Can you guess who this is? 
+ 
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+ 
+ 
+     This phallic-shaped trophy (engraved "Gawden's One Inch") is 
+     the Noballs Prize, and will be awarded each issue by a count
+     of votes. See below for details.       
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+      
+ 
+
+     We would like to hear your opinions on who would be
+     the most deserving nerd on the boards. Please register
+     your vote, and next issue we'll award Gawden's One Inch to
+     the person with the most votes. One vote per person please.
+
+     Second, Who do you think the above picture is of?
+ 
+     Send your vote and guess at the nerd's identity to:
+
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+ 
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+     posted in the next issue. 
+ 
+ 
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+ 
+ 
+                   Anarchistic Tendencies V 
+                      (C) October  1988 
+             YOU HAVE NO GODDAMNMUTHAFUKING RIGHTS! 
+ 
+             ************************************** 
+             * NO PART OF THIS FILE MAY BE        * 
+             * PUBLISHED IN MASS MEDIA WITHOUT    * 
+             * THE AUTHORS' WRITTEN PERMISSION    * 
+             * AND HALF OF THE AUTHORS DON'T      * 
+             * KNOW HOW TO WRITE. THE OTHER HALF  * 
+             * ARE USUALLY DRUNK!                 * 
+             *                                    * 
+             *      - That's a god-dammed warning * 
+             *                                    * 
+             ************************************** 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+             :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 
+                   YOURMOTHERSUCKSCOCKSINHELL 
+             :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 
+  
+Disclaimer: The authors have gone to a hell of a lot of trouble to ensure 
+that this file contains no offensive material. However, should you find  
+anything which you object to, STIFF SHIT! You can't sue us! 
+            This file is written with the intent of producing a humorous 
+file which will be enjoyed by everyone, and no offence is intended towards 
+any person or persons however much they are mentioned. 
+            So kiss my ass Vagababy!
+
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+*************************************************************************** 
+*                                                                         * 
+*           Evil Angels Presents...                    /\    /\           * 
+*                                                     /  \  /  \          * 
+*           Anarchistic Tendencies... Part  VI       /    \/    \         * 
+*                                                    \    /\    /    /    * 
+*           The complete do-it-yourself               \  /  \  /    /     * 
+*           KAMIKAZE DRIVER COURSE                     \/    \/    /      *
+*           (Dedicated to Raster Blaster)                         /       * 
+*                                                                /______  *
+*           Released November 24, 1988                                 /  * 
+*                                                                     /   * 
+*           By: The founder of Evil Angels, The Masked Avenger       /    * 
+*           And Fearless Fred (AKA Lightening Bolt).                /     * 
+*                                                                  /      * 
+*************************************************************************** 
+ 
++-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ 
+|                           Ring these Boards!                            | 
+|                                                                         | 
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+|                                                                         | 
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+|                                                                         | 
+| -> Zen BBS           8996180  All speeds         4 lines. 24 hrs daily  | 
+|                                                                         | 
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+|                                                                         | 
+| -> Electric Dreams   8131663  300/300 1200/1200  23 hours a day!        | 
+|                                                                         | 
+| -> Crystal Palace    7251923  All Speeds         23 hours a day!        | 
+|                                                                         | 
+| -> The Crossover     3675816  All Speeds         23 hours a day!        | 
+|                                                                         |
+|                                                                         | 
++-------------------------------------------------------------------------+ 
+                                                                         
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+ 
+                               WARNING! 
+
+	Before attempting this course you MUST be in peak physical and
+	spiritual condition. We recomend that you begin your training 
+	at least one month before starting the course.
+	
+	If you do not have the dedication to training your success as 
+	a kamikaze driver will of course be effected.
+ 
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+ 
+			You will need:
+			--------------
+
+	Determination.
+	A sense of destiny.
+	A white scarf.
+	A pair of goggles. (Optional)
+	A bicycle.
+	A very expensive (FAST) car. (For advanced kamikazes)
+	
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+			---------------------------
+			Initial Training: Spiritual
+			---------------------------
+
+	It is very important that you are well prepared spiritually
+	before attempting to begin the rigorous physical training 
+	required to become a kamikaze.
+
+	With every day you will become a more confident man of destiny.
+	Your jaw will take on a different shape, your eyes will get
+	smaller and take on a glint of iron determination, and as you
+	progress through this course you will notice how women's
+	heads will turn as you walk past, dogs will run in fear,
+	and your mother will stop making you eat your vegetables.
+
+	Exercise 1: You will need to take control of your emotions.
+		    This is easily acheived by sitting in front of
+		    the television, and taking on a serious facial
+		    expression, and then keeping that expression 
+		    for as long as you can. Keep your eyes focussed on
+		    a point slightly above and several metres behind
+		    the television you are watching.
+
+		    The best programs are comedies. YOU MUST NOT LAUGH!
+		    Kamikazes have a serious job to do, and your image
+		    as a kamikaze will be damaged if you are seen smiling
+		    must less laughing!
+
+		    Second best is soap operas. The more boring the better.
+		    These will give you the oportunity to pracice your
+		    serious job to do look while everyone else is looking
+		    bored. Having other people around may be distracting
+		    at first, as bored people will become curious as to
+		    what your serious job to do look is all about, but
+		    ignoring them will not only get rid of them, it will
+		    be an achievement in holding your facial expression.
+
+	Exercise 2: Praying.
+		    Clasp your hands together, take on your serious job
+		    to do look, and begin mumbling. Don't actually say
+		    anything, and keep your face as motionless as posible. 
+		    If you prefer, keep your eyes open, but don't focus
+		    on anything.
+
+		    If you keep your eyes closed, it is much more
+		    impressive if you bow and raise the volume of your
+		    mumbles proportional to the angle of your bow.
+		    Ensure that when you bow you do not fall
+		    over! However, should you fall over, take advantage
+		    of it, and assume the lotus position, and continue
+		    your prayers. 
+
+		    Remember Kamikazes don't make mistakes. If something
+		    goes wrong increase the determination in your facial
+		    expression, and take advantage of the situation by 
+		    making people think that you meant it.
+
+
+	You should now look and act the part of the Kamikaze. It is
+	most important that you do not lose these skills, so make sure
+	that you pray at least once per day.
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+			Initial Training: Physical
+			--------------------------
+
+
+	You should spend approximately an hour a day training.
+	
+	For physical training, there are some simple exercises you
+	can practice while watching TV, walking to school, while
+	having dinner. Just about any time of the day opportunities
+	will present themselves.
+
+	1. Walls are one of the most vital resources available to 
+	   you at this stage. Partly because, as a rule, walls are
+	   quite hard, and secondly because there are so many of them.
+	
+	Exercise 1: Walk up to the wall. 
+		    Look straight at it.
+		    Punch it as hard a you can.
+		    Try not to yell. This is very important as it
+		    teaches you self disipline, needed later.
+
+	Exercise 2: Walk up to the wall.
+		    Stand approximately 1 metre back from it.
+                    (This step will depend upon how tall you are.)
+		    Close your eyes. (Optional)
+		    Lean foreward.
+		    If you follow the steps involved here, you should
+		    find yourself lying on the ground with a headache.
+		    If you ache anywhere else, it means that something
+		    has gone wrong. Try adjusting the distance between
+		    yourself and the wall.
+
+	If you have dificulty in achieving these simple exercises, don't
+	despare. You must simply re-condition yourself to your destiny.
+	Start with simple exercises like getting a close friend or family
+	member to pull away a chair just before you sit on it. This will
+	build your confidence. Another good confidence builder is to try
+	and juggle knives. Start with one, then work you way up. If you
+	can handle three, try sharpening them. For extra confidence, try
+	whenever you drop a knife, having a drink of saki. 
+
+
+	Exercise 3: This is an exercise in showing off your skills as a
+		    future Kamikaze. Go into a large office building, 
+		    and go into the lifts. Stand in front of the doors,
+		    and using the skills you used from exercise 2 you
+		    will be able to judge the distance you need to stand
+		    away from the door.
+		    Now, just as the doors open, lean foreward. This will
+		    look very impressive to the people waiting to get into
+		    the lift. It is also very important that you don't
+		    groan, or otherwise make any noice, otherwise people
+		    will think that you're alive still, and feel obligated
+		    to help you. You should have learned this skill from 
+		    exercise 1.
+		    From this exercise you will improve your timing skills
+		    needed for future exercises.
+   
+	These are just basic training exercises. Use your imagination.
+	Remember, a Kamikaze wont get very far in his field unless he
+	has the resourcefulness to cope with setbacks.
+	
+
+	------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+				-----------------
+				Advanced Training
+				-----------------
+
+	Having cultivated your skills, both spiritually, and physically,
+	you are now ready to proceed with the advanced training.
+	For this you will need your white scarf, goggles and a bicycle.
+	
+	Once on your bicycle, head for a busy street intersection. 
+	Ensure that the street is not too busy. For best results, the
+	scarf should be long enough that it will flap in the wind.
+
+	Wait at the selected corner for an appropriate vehicle. 
+	A public bus is ideal, but if there aren't many about, a truck
+	is also acceptable.
+
+	While waiting at the corner, you may want to do some praying, and
+	deep breathing exercises will be useful later. 
+
+	When the chosen vehicle is in sight, begin peddling. You should
+	remember to allow time to get the the place of contact the same
+	time as the bus. So begin peddling BEFORE the bus gets there.
+	
+                        |                ___   |
+                        |               | B |  | Start peddling when bus
+                        |               | U |  | is at this position.
+         _______________|               | S |  |________________
+                      ||                |___|
+                      ||                
+                      ||                  
+         ___ ___ _____||                           _________ ___
+                                                 ||    o        
+                          Point of contact \/    ||   /|~~
+                                           /\<-<-||  0-/-0
+         _______________                         ||______________
+                        |                       |
+                        |                       |
+                        |                       |
+
+
+	If you remembered your deep breathing exercises, you will now
+	be able to not only attrack the attention of the people in the
+	bus and pathways, but also impress them with your your loud 
+	scream of "Banzai!".
+
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+				----------
+				Graduation
+				----------
+
+	Once you have been discharged from hospital, you will now be 
+	ready for the final stage of your course in being a Kamikaze driver.
+
+	This is the most important stage in your career, and the one
+	that you only get one chance at.
+
+	How you do it is up to you, but remember some of the finer points
+	in graduation.
+
+	1. Make sure you get plenty of sleep the day before your mission.
+	   By not having enough sleep you are prone to make mistakes, which
+	   could cause your mission to fail.
+
+	2. Flame looks good. So if you don't have time to douse your car's
+	   exterior with petrol just before your final plunge, I suggest
+	   that you get a long (approximately 5 metres) piece of red
+	   material, and cut V shaped notches into the end. Then just
+	   before impact hang it out the window. The fluttering motion
+	   will look slightly more impressive than nothing at all.
+
+	3. A microphone attached to a P.A. system is another nice touch.
+	   As people wont be able to hear your "Banzai!" over the roar
+	   of the engine, the P.A. system will at least be an improvement.
+	   Be careful to resist the temptation of muttering last words
+	   like "Take this you ass-hole!". A simple "Banzai!" is much 
+	   more appropriate.
+
+	4. It is always better to have a reason for your mission.
+	   Wait until someone has insulted you, been rude to you,
+	   or didn't look with enough respect towards you when you
+	   were practicing one of your serious job to do looks.
+	   Then make it a point of telling them that they have 
+	   insulted your honour and they will reap the consequences
+	   of their actions.
+
+	   The less trivial the matter the better.
+
+
+     ----------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+				-------------
+				 Our H E R O
+				-------------
+
+	One of our most promicing, yet unsuccessful students is 
+	Raster Blaster. So far his failed missions have included
+	a high speed collision with the back of a truck that had
+	insulted his honour by backfiring. Result: Written off
+	car, and failed mission.
+
+	Next was his high speed collision with a fence.
+	We believe that it was not the fence, but the people who
+	owned it that had insulted his honour. Result: Written off
+	Celica, failed mission. (See what I mean about making
+	mistakes when you don't get enough sleep?)
+
+	Next: His attempt with his brand new Integra. So far 
+	no-one has been game enough to insult his honour.
+
+	Other people to watch for are Simply Sparks. He has been
+	unable to master riding a bicycle, so has taken training
+	missions in his car. At the rate he is going he wont have
+	a car in which to complete his final mission. One point to
+	note here for you younger Kamikazes; car's work better when
+	the wheels are on the ground, not the roof. There are 
+	certain aspects of training that have been ommited because
+	we thought common sence would cover such topics. 
+
+	Masked Avanger. This is our most successful bicycle rider
+	yet. At the rate he is going at he wont need a car.
+	Truly a Kamikaze bike rider for all of us to be proud of!
+
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+		A note from the members of Evil Angels:
+
+	Good luck, and remember, YOURMUTHASUKSCOKSINHELLLLLLL!
+
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+ 
+                        This Edition's Awards 
+                        --------------------- 
+ 
+     Bastard of the month........................ The Masked Avenger 
+                                                     (AGAIN!) 
+ 
+     Boring person of the month.................. Vagabond 
+                                                     (AGAIN!) 
+ 
+     Drunken sysop of the month................... Fearless Fred 
+                                                     (AGAIN!) 
+ 
+     Driver of the month......................... Simply Sparks! 
+     (Truck engravements do suit your Accord)
+ 
+     Romeo of the month.......................... Ivan Trotsky
+
+     Juliet of the month......................... SYN ...
+     
+        NB: This may not be related (But bet ya balls it is!)
+ 
+     Hoon of the month.......................... Thelonius Monk 
+                                                  (Minus $135)
+ 
+     Nerdy Message of the Month................. Captain Chaos
+						 (Has his modem for
+						  2 days and already
+						  rates an award!)
+
+     Sysop of the month.......................... Craig Bowen 
+                                                     (AND NEXT MONTH...) 
+ 
+     Software distributer award.................. Taxi Cab 
+ 
+     Slut of the month........................... Fire Fox
+     
+           Mentat's sex life will never be the same!
+ 
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+ 
+               Quotes for this month. 
+               ---------------------- 
+ 
+     Craig  Bowen: "I can't think at all"
+ 
+     SYN ...: "I don't believe I have had a comfortable screw"
+ 
+              "I've had an Orgasm, they're nice aren't they?" 
+ 
+     Fearless Fred: "I haven't has sex in SOOO long." 
+ 
+     Taxi Cab: "Can someone teach me how to program BASIC, C or assembly?"
+  
+     Vagabond: "The SYN's working fine, I just can't get THE end in!"
+
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+ 
+			---------------
+			YOUR STAR SIGNS 
+			---------------
+
+			 By Ze Prophet
+
+
+
+	Aries:  This month there's either a spec on my telescope, or
+		there's some sort of planet thingie hovering around
+		a constelation wotsit. This means that love is in the
+		air for you. But it could also mean that you're going
+		to be invited to a bit party and break out in zits 
+		the night before.
+
+	Tuarus: This month I couldn't find venus, which means that
+		you will experience a stable relationship which will
+		have disasterous results. Be careful not to drive
+		a Toyota. They have a tendancy to make you jump 
+		uncontrollably!
+
+	Gemini: Your planet is murcury. It seems to be higher in the
+		thermometre than usual which indicates your love life
+		will flourish this month. Just remember to wash you
+		hand afterwards.
+
+	Cancer: With mars so much in the news with the Ruskies and all,
+		it indicates that you should avoid Austpac as much as
+		posible and concentrate on that playboy. Your love life
+		isn't going to improve this month either, but with a 
+		personality like yours, I'd doubt it ever will.
+
+	Leo:    Being ruled by the sun, and this being summer, it symbolises
+		that it's a good time for some huba-ta-huba-ta. If you're
+		not getting enough, get a little on the side. If you're not
+		getting any, it's high time to start!
+
+	Virgo:  There's an anomoly somewhere either in the milky way 
+		or close by it. This means you should cut down on your
+		cholesterol, and watch your weigh this month. Also, you
+		could be involved in a traffic jam if you drive in peak
+		hour traffic. Don't despair, you will soon crash your car
+		again, and be back to using public transport and avoiding
+		traffic jams.
+
+	Libra:  Trouble is brewing on the horizon. You should start saving
+		now for your next phone bill. There is also signs of travel,
+		so if you don't think you can afford your bills, book a flight
+		to Cuba now and avoid the confrontations.
+
+	Scorpio:Well, you're a little prick, so the best thing to do is
+		end it all now while the time is right. 
+
+	Sagittarius: Your life seems to be going fine so far, and the stars
+		indicate that you will have someone over for dinner 
+		in two weeks or so. As you're basically a walking disaster,
+		you'll be better off eating out.
+
+	Capricorn: Now is a good time to change your underwear. Be careful
+		not to shower this month as there are bad omens with 
+		whats-his-name the water carrier. On the whole, your 
+		love life will continue to be disasterous. Socially, you 
+		don't have a chance this month either, so stay home.
+
+	Aquarius: You're bound for conflict this month, but don't worry,
+		all will end in your favor. Relationships will be strained
+		this month, and your sex life will take a dive. Remember,
+		there are drugs you can take to cure impotence, but science
+		can't cure a small dick.
+
+	Pisces: You should pay more attention towards your business life 
+		this month. There seems to be an eclipse of the moon that
+		orbits that cute little red whatsit near your planet
+		indicating you shouldn't forget the Aeroguard fot the next
+		BBQ like you did last time, or your girlfriend isn't as sweet
+		and innocent as you first thought, and you should consider
+		a trip to the Clinic.
+
+                    ----------------------------------------
+
+
+                         My predictions for this month:
+
+	Having star gazed for minutes on end, there seems to be some
+	unrest in that fuzzy bit of the sky. This means nothing, except
+	that bit of the sky wasn't fuzzy last time I looked, so I
+	probably need glasses.
+
+	Being summer, the sun is out a lot of the time. So all you Leo's
+	out there go have a good time, and the rest of you will suffer.
+
+	If you're looking for a lover, avoid Virgo people. They're what 
+	us prophetic people refer to as BAD OMENS. Leo's are in season this
+	month, but watch out for jelous Aquarius boyfriends.
+
+	I also saw a satelite. This means that it's a good time to buy
+	that expensive thing you wanted, and give it to someone who wont
+	use it as a Christmas present.  
+
+	Till next time huneys....   XXXOOOXXX
+
+
+
+	                        			Ze Prophet.
+
+     ______________________________________________________________________
+
+                           ---------------------- 
+                           E V I L    A N G E L S 
+                           ---------------------- 
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+ 
+ 
+                   Anarchistic Tendencies VI 
+                      (C) November  1988 
+             YOU HAVE NO GODDAMNMUTHAFUKING RIGHTS! 
+ 
+             ************************************** 
+             * NO PART OF THIS FILE MAY BE        * 
+             * PUBLISHED IN MASS MEDIA WITHOUT    * 
+             * THE AUTHORS' WRITTEN PERMISSION    * 
+             * AND HALF OF THE AUTHORS DON'T      * 
+             * KNOW HOW TO WRITE. THE OTHER HALF  * 
+             * ARE USUALLY DRUNK!                 * 
+             *                                    * 
+             *      - That's a god-dammed warning * 
+             *                                    * 
+             ************************************** 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+             :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 
+                   YOURMOTHERSUCKSCOCKSINHELL 
+             :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 
+  
+Disclaimer: The authors have gone to a hell of a lot of trouble to ensure 
+that this file contains no offensive material. However, should you find  
+anything which you object to, STIFF SHIT! You can't sue us! 
+            This file is written with the intent of producing a humorous 
+file which will be enjoyed by everyone, and no offence is intended towards 
+any person or persons however much they are mentioned. 
+
+
+			Donations can be sent:
+			C/o Craig Bowen,
+			P.O. Box 125,
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+                 |   A  N  A  R  C  H  I  S  T  I  C   |
+                 |    T  E  N  D  A  N  C  I  E  S     |
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+                  Mostly Written,        /
+                    and Edited    B Y   /
+                                       /
+                L I G H T E N I N G   /______    B O L T 
+                                            /
+                                           /
+                                          /
+                                         /
+
+     ----------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+         Over the years, many questions have arisen along the lines of
+         this one...
+ 
+         =============================================================
+         From:    Ram Raider             Msg #113, 08-Apr-88 10:00pm
+         To:      All
+         Subject: SYN
+ 
+         Who the hell is SYN. Is she (a) fantasy woman you sexually
+         deprived people have dreamt up or is she a real person, and
+         if so is she a rootable darling... " (From the Twilight Zone)
+         =============================================================
+
+         So to clear up such questions we proudly present...
+
+     ----------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+                          ____                     ____
+                     ____/    \____           ____/    \____
+                ____/              \____ ____/              \____
+               /                        |              #18       \
+              /|          THE           |              22/10/87  |\
+             |||                        |              7:13:07pm |||
+             |||   SECRET DIARIES OF    | Dear diary,            |||
+             |||                        | My finger!!! It's      |||
+             |||  _                     | killing me... The      |||
+             ||| / \ \   / |   |        | rotten cricket ball hit|||
+             ||| |    \ /  |\  |        | it on the way to my    |||
+             |||  \    |   | \ |        | chin.. (Dont you dare  |||
+             |||   |   |   |  \|        | laugh!! hehe) I can    |||
+             ||| \_/   |   |   |  O O O | barely move the poor   |||
+             |||                        | thing... My typing     |||
+             |||                        | certainly aint at its  |||
+             |||                        | fastest!!              |||
+             |||                        |            (from PI)   |||
+             |||          ____          |          ____          |||
+             |||     ____/====\____     |     ____/====\____     |||
+             |||____/=====/  \=====\____|____/=====/  \=====\____|||
+             ||/=====/            \====/_\====/            \=====\||
+ 
+ 
+     ----------------------------------------------------------------------
+                            ====================
+                             Ring these boards!
+                            ====================
+ 
+     The Twilite Zone.  562-0686   300/300 1200/1200   24 hrs a day!
+ 
+     Pacific Island.    890-2174   All Speeds          24 hrs a day!
+ 
+     Zen BBS.           899-6180   Most Speeds         Running TBBS
+                                                       on 4 lines. 
+
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+ 
+     The Truth BBS.     813-1663   300/300 1200/1200   23 hrs a day!
+ 
+     Furthur Regions.   725-1923   All Speeds          23 hrs a day!
+ 
+     The Crossover.     367-5816   All Speeds          23 hrs a day!
+
+     ----------------------------------------------------------------------
+                              =================
+                               W A R N I N G !
+                              =================
+
+         What you are about to read may frighten you, it may shock you,
+         and make you shit yourself. We take full responsibility for 
+         the frights, the shocks, but the shit's all yours!
+         The events described within this document have not been changed
+         but the names have been changed to incriminate the innocent!
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+                       ==========================
+                        SYN ...'s SECRET BOUDOIR
+                       ========================== 
+                         Report by Ford Prefect
+ 
+
+        SYN'S SECRET BOUDOIR, a hidden underground network of bedrooms
+        and lounges known only, until recently, by SYN and a few 
+        carefully selected fellow sex fiends.
+
+        SYN's Boudoir was discovered by accident when a police 
+        investigation into unidentified bouncing objects lead
+        them on a routine surveillance of the area. It was a bright
+        moonlit night, and it was clearly seen that an object,
+        not entirely unlike a cheesecake, burst through one of the
+        retaining walls.
+
+        On further investigation, and the support of several Queensland
+        backup squads, many months of intense undercover work,
+        and the threat of a royal commission if the superintendent
+        was not personally involved in the operation, it was finally
+        made public and closed down.
+ 
+        The date was the 1st of October, 1987.
+ 
+        Since then, Syn has abandoned her boudoir, but the discovery
+        of this map has helped us to piece together what a night in
+        this extraordinary pleasure palace must have been like.
+
+     ----------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+                    | |
+                    | |     +------+---_       +----+
+                    | |     |          ]       |    |
+         Retaining  | |     |  11  |   |       |    |
+            Wall    | |     |      |   ]       | 13 |
+              ----> | | +---+------+   |       |    |
+                    | | |           10 ]  +----+- --+
+                    | | |              |  |         |
+                    | +-+- -+- ----+   ]  |    12   |
+                    | |     |      |   |  |         |
+                    | |  6  |   6  |   +--+ +-------+
+          Repair    |_|     |      |        |
+           Area---> ___     /\     +----+   |
+                    | +----/  \----+    |   |
+                    |      | 8          | 7 |
+        ------------+ +----\  /----+    |   |
+                    | |     \/     |    |   |
+          Pier      | |      |     +- --+   |
+                    | |  6   |  6  |        +--+
+        ------------+ |      |     |         14|
+                    | +- ----+-- --+   +-  -+- +----+
+                    | |                |    |  15   |
+                    | |                |    |       |
+                    | +-------+-- -+---+    +---+---+
+          Ocean     | |       .    |     _      |   |
+                    | |     9 .    | 5  / \         |
+                    | |       .    |    \_/         ++
+                    | |            |            |    |
+                    | +-------+----+---+    +---+- --+
+                    | |                |    |        |      _________
+                    | |                |    |        +-----+
+                    | |              +-+- --+    1             3
+                    | |              |               +-----+_________
+                    | |           +--+      |        |
+                    | |           |     4   +----+ +-+
+                    | |           |         |    | |
+                    | |           |       +-+    | |
+                    | |           |       |      | |
+                    | |           +-------+    +-+ +---+
+                    | |                        |   2   |
+                    | |                        |       |
+                    | |                        +-------+
+                    | |
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+                               ==========
+                               KEY TO MAP
+                               ==========
+ 
+        1. SYN'S AUDIENCE CHAMBER.
+           It was here that SYN would sit (on a magnificent gold
+           throne) and question those who wished to enter her boudoir.
+           Apparently, she would ask them a riddle -The Riddle Of SYN-
+           and they would have to try to guess the answer.
+           If correct, they would be allowed to enter through
+           the north door. If they were wrong, the harem guards
+           would grab the poor individual and take them through the
+           south door to the torture room where they would be chained
+           to the wall and savagely tortured for 2 hours before being
+           thrown out. Some people, such as Dianne Nichols (TZ's
+           resident nymphomaniac) usually wanted to get it wrong.
+         
+        2. TORTURE ROOM.
+           All sorts of fiendish torture equipment was found here.
+           Whips, chains, handcuffs, feathers, recordings of Neighbors,
+           tapes of Mark Jackson, nude photos of Taxi Cab etc...
+ 
+        3. ENTRANCE TUNNEL.
+           Shortly after SYN's boudoir was uncovered, this tunnel
+           collapsed mysteriously. Some suspect it was dynamited by
+           SYN herself. No-one is sure where it leads. To a nearby
+           hidden entrance perhaps, or all the way to Surrey Hills?
+ 
+        4. SYN'S INNER SANCTUM.
+           This was SYN's private room. Even people who successfully
+           gained admission to the boudoir were forbidden to enter
+           here without SYN's permission.
+         
+        5. SQUARE OF THE PHALLIC FOUNTAIN.
+           This area has a high, curving ceiling and a grassed floor.
+           Lots of artificial light complete the illusion of being
+           outside and above ground. The most striking thing about
+           the square is the odd-shaped fountain, built to please one
+           of SYN's sudden whims.
+           To the south of the square, someone has been planting an
+           aphrodisiac garden.
+           Also, a fully-grown stag deer is allowed to roam in the
+           garden. It was kept, perhaps, for the velvet on its antlers
+           or maybe it has a more bizarre purpose...
+         
+        6. BEDROOM.
+           These were constructed for the use of SYN's guests. Each
+           boasts a king-sized, vibrating water bed fitted with
+           waterproof sheets and leather cushions. In the case of an
+           emergency, whips and chains would drop from the roof above. 
+         
+        7. MURAL.
+           The east wall of this hallway is covered by a floor to
+           ceiling painting of SYN exposing the cutest parts of her
+           anatomy, of course very tastefully portrayed.
+         
+        8. PERVING ROOM.
+           From this small chamber, an individual could spy on the
+           goings on in any of the bedrooms through the four two-way
+           mirrors. Cameras and sound recording devices were ready for
+           use in the store room to the east.
+
+              [Note: Evil Angels now also has a thriving pornographic
+               retailing outlet. And for those interested, nine inches 
+               is not the same in real life as it is on a ruler.
+               IS IT MARTY?]
+ 
+        9. SHOWER/SPA.
+           To the east is the shower area. (Communal, of course)
+           To the west is the spa bath. The natural fauna of this
+           area consists of a healthy tadpole population. 
+ 
+        10. ALCOVES.
+            In each of the alcoves along the east wall stands a
+            life-sized statue of SYN's "best times". For those who want
+            more pleasure from the statues than the appreciation of
+            art, a rubber doll of the same person lies in a compartment
+            under each statue. 
+ 
+        11. PERVERTED SHOWER.
+            For some reason, the soap holders are set only a foot above
+            the floor. After speculating the reason for this, we could
+            only assume SYN at one stage has a gnome fetish.
+         
+        12. LOUNGE.
+            There are two VCRs here, as well as (at the last count)
+            386 "home videos". 
+ 
+        13. KITCHEN.
+            With the cupboards stacked with plentiful supplies of
+            cheesecake ingredients, we feel that the discovery of
+            her boudoir was a timely one. Who knows what damage could
+            have been done should she have had a cooking spree and
+            bounced a couple down Burke St. in the Christmas shopping
+            crowds. 
+            [We also suspect that SYN was involved in the Hoddle St
+             incident. Unpublished police ballistic reports state that
+             fragments of an unidentified substance were scattered 
+             randomly throughout the scene. The substances found
+             matched those found in this kitchen. She may have used one 
+             in self defense. Such a horrific weapon!] 
+
+        14. SQUEEZY HALL.
+            This hallway was deliberately made so small that two people
+            entering from different ways would be forced into close
+            bodily contact. With no lighting here, someone groping for
+            a doorknob could encounter just about anything.
+         
+        15. LIBRARY.
+            This room is decorated with wood panels in the style of the
+            Victorian era. The shelves contain every piece of erotic
+            literature from the Karma Sutra to Royna's autobiography.
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+                              ==========
+                              The Riddle
+                              ==========
+
+        One of the conditions of entry into Syn's Boudoir was that
+        you had to give your solemn word of honour (if such a thing
+        exists) not to tell anyone of the riddle or it's solution.
+        
+        However, one person(?), so lacking in honour, (one who we at Evil
+        Angels admire greatly) did so when he wrote it publicly in
+        the jokes area on the Twilite Zone.
+
+        This person was The Alien.
+
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+
+          From:    The Alien               Msg #14, 03-Oct-87 12:29pm
+          To:      All
+          Subject: Dirty, Perverted, Disgusting Joke....
+ 
+ 
+          QUESTION: Whats the difference between SYN and a bowling
+                    ball.
+ 
+ 
+          ANSWER:   You can only get 3 fingers into a bowling ball.....
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+          ((DEPARTS ROOM WITH BAR OF SOAP IN MOUTH))
+ 
+          ---***>>F A N G<<***---
+          "Whats this about Wolfie?"     
+ 
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+        Seeing that the boudoir had already been discovered by this
+        time, Syn was not all that angry...
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+          From:    Syn ...                 Msg #15, 05-Oct-87 06:38pm
+          To:      The Alien
+          Subject: Re: Dirty, Perverted, Disgusting Joke....
+ 
+          WELL I HOPE THAT YOUR MOUTH IS NICE AND SUDSY THEN!!
+          SEEYA  
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+                 ==========================================
+                  Extracts from the Secret Diaries of SYN.
+                 ==========================================
+                 Report by Ford Prefect and Lightening Bolt
+
+        Early one evening, after months of dedicated background 
+        investigations into the lifestyle of SYN, we were at last
+        prepared to interview her, and ask for access to those most
+        sacred pages.
+        
+        So we waited until she left the house, and entered through
+        a rear window which she had inadvertedly left open, and 
+        finding that she was unavailable for comments, decided that 
+        we should not waste the opportunity to gain access to the 
+        her documented history.
+        
+        This is what we discovered before her abrupt return, and her 
+        change in heart at granting us access to the diaries...
+        
+        [Note: that our reluctance to return the diaries, lead to
+         several pages being damaged. We pride ourselves on our 
+         professional attitude to our work, and thus bring you what we can. 
+         Note: We settled out of court for the physical damages that
+         were inflicted upon us, for rights to publish these extracts.]
+         
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+         ________----------_________      _________------------_________
+        |               12-Nov-1987 -_   |                 23-Nov-1987  |
+        | Dear Diary,               _    | Dear Diary,                  |
+        |   How can I start to say  -_   |    Remember how I was saying |
+        |this? I have fallen in lust-_   |how wierd some of my fantasies|
+        |once again, but this time I_-   |were? Especially that one     |
+        |am more seriously involved.-_   |about skydiving, oh, and that |
+        |Stephen is really attracted_-   |one about scubadiving. Well,  |
+        |to me, and even better than-_   |they werent as good as I first|
+        |that, all the girls at     _-   |thought. But now there's a new|
+        |school think he's a real   _-   |one which I was reading about |
+        |hunk! I have found some    _-   |in one of those magazines I   |
+        |really exciting things to  -_   |found stuck to Stephen's roof.|
+        |do with him, but I wish we _-   |Anyway I started thinking what|
+        |could go out more. I think -_   |might put the zing back into  |
+        |it would be more fun in the-_   |Stephen, after all he has been|
+        |sunshine! Another thing I  -_   |limping around, although I    |
+        |found out was that Stephen -_   |don't think that I've hurt it.|
+        |really does have a sweet   _-   |He might react if he had some |
+        |tooth. Honey on toast I can-_   |one else join us. I think I'll|
+        |understand, but when he put_-   |ask his friend Sam next time. |
+        |___________________________-    |______________________________|
+
+         _________--------_________            ###################
+        |             28-Nov-1987  -_          # AND WE THOUGHT  #
+        | Dear Diary,                -_        # ROYNA'S DIARIES #
+        | Yesterday Stephen bought me o_-      # WERE HOT!       #
+        | of those training videos  -_         ###################  
+        | he thought it might improv-_     
+        | my stamina. It's not quite-_   
+        | Fonda, but I think that_-      
+        | learned quite a bit _-             _----____---__
+        | and he was right, -_             _- after which h-_  
+        | improve my stamin_-             _-best one he'd ev-_
+        | thinks that I -_               -_but there was on_- 
+        | wonderfully!_--                 _-alking dirty whe-_
+        |_______------                    -_ and how lazy he-_
+                                           -_prefers the top-_
+                                             -________________|
+
+
+                          _______-----------_____________
+                         |              16th Sept, 1988  |
+                         |_Dear Diary,                   |
+                           -_oday I was reading this new |
+                             -_ that was given to me by  |
+             _______________    -_. What a romantic! It's|
+           _- cheesecake!   |     -_ nd how to do it in  |
+            -_was so funny! |       -_with colour photos | 
+           _-passionfruit & |      _-ave me some ideas to|  
+            -_riously though|       -_with him after tea.|
+              -_imagine it. |      _-ed cream and strawb-|
+                -_beat that?|       -ouldn't have thought| 
+                 _-bragging,|      _-could be so useful! |
+              #  -_4 inches!|    _-                      |
+             ###   -_ asked.|  _-        17th Sept, 1988 | 
+            #####    -_time.|_- Diary,                   |
+           #######     ----_-  I was right, the whipped  |
+             ###         _-cream and strawberries did do |
+             ###         | the job, he was very impressed|
+      ################## | Some other ideas I got from   |
+      # WHAT IS IN     # | reading the book was next time|
+      # THOSE INFAMOUS # | we should try it in the lounge|
+      # CHEESECAKES?!  # | room. Should be more fun.     |
+      ################## |_______________________________|
+
+
+               ________-------------___________
+              |              24th Sept, 1988   |
+              | Dear Diary,                    |
+              |   I had a wonderful day today!_|
+              | We went to a pub and drank __- 
+              | cocktails, and I met thi_--
+              | guy, he had such a big -         __--_-___
+              | and what's more he also-       _-made this-_
+              | and I had an orgasm an-       _- about how y-_
+              | That night we went to -_       -_ breasts! I c-_
+              | I tried some more new dr-_       -_most embarras-_
+              | you should try, then t-_           -_and their too|
+              | screw! Not quite as good -_          -_never again|
+              | Russians are my favorite._ -           -_ oil and |
+              | That night was full of -__               -_ nice! |
+              | with Arnold Scwarzenegger,_-               -______|
+              | oh he makes me feel so  -__
+              | Tomorrow I hope that he will -_
+              | me. I will sit and wait for  -_
+              | this time. I was too impatient -_  
+              | time, but it IS hard!            |
+              |__________________________________|
+
+
+               ________--------------_________________---_
+               |                             |            |
+               |             7th Nov, 1988   | Dear Diary_-
+               | Dear Diary,                 |         _-
+               |                             | Tonigh_-
+               |   It was dinner with Ivan   |___---
+               | tonight. We wanted to try a |                   _
+               | different culture, so we    |           _____--- |
+               | went to a restaurant in     |         _- to bed  |
+               | Lygon street.... MacDonalds.|      __-uch later. |
+               |   As I very delicately      |    _- Hey girls!   |
+               | schluuuurrrrrrrrrped the    |    |Russians DON'T |
+               | last of my strawberry       |    |vodka. The furs|
+               | thickshake through the      |    -_ keep warm!   |
+               | straw, Ivan put his hand on |      -__           |
+               | my knee. At first I thought |         -__________|
+               | he was after the French Fry |
+               | I dropped, but then I       |
+               | realised his intention.     |
+               | "Heavens above!", I exclaim-|
+               | -ed. I was right, it was.   |----------________
+               |       ______________        |                 |
+               --------          |   --------- 11th Nov, 1988  |
+                                 | Dear Diary,                 |
+                                 |                             |
+                                 | Today I had the first       |
+                                 | breakfast at the house of my|
+                                 | new boyfriend: Ivan the     |
+                                 | Aphrodisiac Personified.    |
+                                 |   The champagne was fine,   |
+                         #       | but I think the blackberry  |
+                         ##      | jam on the biscuits was off.|
+                 ###########     |   In fact, I may have had a |
+                 ############    | bit too much. I suddenly    |
+                 ###########     | started moaning, for I felt |
+                 ###     ##      | very sleazy, so Ivan quickly|
+                 ###     #       | got me into bed. After a    |
+                 ###             | few minutes of deep         |
+                 ###             | breathing I felt great and  |
+                 ###             | thoroughly enjoyed the      |
+                 ###             | rest of the day!            |
+           __________----_       |        ______________       |
+        _--ear Diary,     -_     ---------              --------
+        |                   -                    #
+        | Reading back, I    -_                 ###
+        | just realised I made-_               #####
+        | made a mistake in my _-             #######
+        | last entry. Where I_-                 ###
+        | wrote "sleazy", it  -_                ###
+        | should have been  _--
+        |_"queasy". Sorry._-          NOTE THE DATE- IT CERTAINLY
+          -______________-           WAS "REMEMBRANCE DAY" FOR SYN!
+         
+        ________--------------_________________--------------________
+        |                             |                             |
+        |             28th Nov, 1988  |             29th Nov, 1988  |
+        | Dear Diary,                 | Dear Diary,                 |
+        |                             |                             |
+        | AM: What am I going to do?! | It's okay, Ivan got away.   |
+        |     I just got a letter     | He caught Taxi in one of    |
+        | saying that Taxi Cab, in his| his futile "pastimes" and   |
+        | bitterness over being       | got a snapshot.             |
+        | sterile, has kidnaped Ivan. |   Taxi agreed to let him    |
+        | What's worse, if I can't    | go on pain of having it     |
+        | amass $10,000 by the end of | splashed over the front     |
+        | the week, Taxi's going to   | cover of every newspaper    |
+        | give Ivan a vasectomy!      | and magazine in the country.|
+        |                             |                             |
+        | PM: I've had no choice. I've|                             |
+        | had to go onto the streets  | [This photo will be shown   |
+        | and sell my body. (No, to   |  to all later in the file!] |
+        | medical science when I'm    |                             |
+        | dead, not what you're       |                             |
+        | thinking! hehe That would be|                             |
+        | an interesting thought tho.)|                             |
+        |       ______________        |        ______________       |
+        --------              -----------------              --------
+        
+        
+        These were what we managed to collect, but SYN was rather
+        convincing when her argument changed to include an M-16
+        with grenade launcher. We immediately saw that we had 
+        invaded her privacy and departed.
+        
+        As the photos of her diaries did not develop due to Ford
+        forgetting to put film in the camera, we can only assure
+        our interested readers that SYN has a wonderful way with
+        .................................................. words.
+
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+
+                       ======================= 
+                        This Edition's Awards 
+                       =======================
+ 
+        Sysop of the Month.......................... Craig Bowen
+
+        Bastard of the month........................ The Masked Avenger 
+                                                     (AGAIN!) 
+ 
+        Piss Pot of the month....................... The Lensman
+        (This guy shouldn't smoke! He'll blow up one day.)
+
+        Talker of the month......................... Disk Destroyer
+        (5 1/2 hours in bed with Loosa, and it was all talk!)
+
+        Drunken sysop of the month.................. Fearless Fred 
+                                                     (AGAIN!) 
+ 
+        Driver of the month......................... Fearless Fred 
+        (Well, that's what a bumper bar is for isn't it?)
+
+        Most Attractive To Faggots Award............ Eyeth Man
+
+        Nerdy Message of the Month.................. Captain Chaos
+        (Get down and boo-gee Sludgy!)
+        
+        Pedophile Award............................. Simple Sparks
+
+        One Pot Screamer of the Month............... Disk Destroyer
+
+        Slut of the month........................... Blue Fox
+        (Lensman, those testicle ear-rings will suit you!)
+ 
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+
+                      ========================
+                       Quotes for this month. 
+                      ======================== 
+        
+        Masked Avenger:         "I am going to have the best 
+                                 pull tonight!"
+
+        Blue Fox:               "I couldn't get it out no matter
+                                 how hard I tried! I had to ask a
+                                 customer to do it."
+
+        Fearless Fred:          "Oh, my knob just fell off."
+
+        Ivan Trotsky:           "I never could get my mouth around
+                                 Carolyn."
+        
+        Radical Accumulator:    "I was almost penetrated by a banana!"
+
+        Disk Destroyer:         "I'm afraid I might be a poofter because
+                                 i get put off by kissing."  
+
+        Raster Blaster:         "Fuck off. Just FUCK OFF! I am
+                                 having a fucking good time mum!"
+
+        (This may not be quoted correctly, it may be that it should
+         read "I am having a fucking good fucking time mum!" but we
+         were drunk at the time and cant be expected to get it right.)
+
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+ 
+                         =================
+                          YOUR STAR SIGNS 
+                         =================
+
+                           By Ze Prophet
+
+        Hi again dahlings. Yeth, it'th me again, your favorite 
+        forecarthter of forthcomming functionth. Thith month ith
+        really topthy turby with the thtarth being in the thky 
+        and all buthing around. But letth thee what they hold 
+        for you...
+
+
+        Aries:     Looking through my telescope this month
+                we see that there's lots of little falling
+                stars. This means that you should consider
+                taking out a tatts ticket this week, with your
+                lucky numbers seventeen and twenty three. 
+
+        Taurus:    You have the misfortune this month of spinning
+                one too many fibs. Judging by the way the blur 
+                in your wats-it it getting bigger, you should
+                have told the truth in the first place, because
+                she wont believe you this time! Carrying a condom
+                is always a good idea.
+
+        Gemini:    Gemini's are really hot! I predict that this 
+                month you may consider having a oil change, but
+                astronomically speaking it could be financially
+                wiser to wait for the new year.
+
+        Cancer:    Cut it out! That right, that's my prediction 
+                for you this month. Stop what you're doing and
+                head for Rio or somewhere that you could afford,
+                even if it is St Kilda. This is the time to party,
+                so forget work. If you are heading for St Kilda
+                ensure that your sawnoff is loaded. The beach there
+                has lots of shell on the beach to be collected, but
+                don't put them to your ear, they may go off. 
+
+        Leo:       This is a good month in which to travel. Even 
+                though you're the type to take a parachute on a
+                cruise, and forget it when you go sky-diving, take
+                a chance. Maybe I am wrong, and you wont get hijacked
+                and shot. Then again, it wouldn't be a great loss.
+
+        Virgo:     The stars are certainly grim for you this month.
+                It looks like when the nice people said at the clinic
+                "see you later", they were right... There's definitely
+                problems in the sexual area for you. But it looks
+                as if the problem will clear up in a couple of months.
+                Then again with your abilities, no-one will notice the
+                difference.
+                
+        Libra:     After all the bad things for the other sign so far, 
+                yours seems to be the brightest, with possibilities of 
+                a romantic encounter of the third kind not far off.
+                Don't get all excited, especially if you're into 
+                Destroying Disks. But all in all, a good month coming
+                up for you.
+                
+        Scorpio:   Oh no. I really couldn't be such a bearer of bad
+                news. But what the hell, I never did like Scorpios 
+                much. Your heading for financial ruin, with no hope
+                of love, you're going to be destitute and friendless.
+                Maybe if you killed yourself you could get out of it
+                lightly, but with such a bad set of stars, you'd
+                probably fuck it up as well.
+                
+        Sagittarius: Let's see... hmmmm, not much to report for you
+                this month. Your star thingies are still there, but
+                they're sort of there and not doing much. There is 
+                a fly in the room, so I could say that you should
+                avoid barbecues this Christmas. Parties are OK though.
+
+        Capricorn: What a wonderfully set of bad omens! Shit, hang on,
+                that was Scorpio again... Hmmm, there's definitely
+                good social contacts to be made. And it looks like
+                an old friend is going to make a long distance phone
+                call to you late one night and you're going to get
+                really pissed off - don't, she's desperate for a root,
+                that is unless you're female (and not a lesbian) in
+                which case get as pissed off as you want.
+
+        Aquarius:  Damn, this is getting bad again, more good luck for
+                you coming up. There's something to do with flowers,
+                I don't know what, but if a really cute flowergirl
+                asks you if you have the time, this may be the time
+                to try out the line "if you have the place."
+
+        Pieces:    Oh good. It looks from the stars that you've just
+                had a particularly bad time, so have I so don't complain!
+                Romantically there's little in store for you, so you'll
+                just have to hang on a little while longer (9 inches?).
+                On the financial side of things, don't gamble, you'll
+                lose, but if you keep a straight head you wont get into
+                any more trouble.
+                
+                
+                    ----------------------------------------
+
+                         My predictionth for thith month:
+
+                Well, thince I've just had a particularly bad love
+                affair, the bitch detwayed me, I really cant thee 
+                why I thould tell you that thereth thomething good
+                going to happen. 
+                
+                I hope you all have a totally horwible Chrithmath,
+                and a particularly bad New Year'th Hang Over.
+
+                Till next time huneeth....   Blah!
+
+                                                        Ze Prophet.
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+                          ======================
+                           The Classified Pages
+                          ======================
+
+        For Sale:       One slightly used SYN ...
+                        Low milage, still runs OK,
+                        not that good at indoor cricket.
+                        SYN ... can cook (Caution!).
+                        Comes in various shades of red.
+                        In handy carry home 6 pack!
+
+                        For more information contact 
+                        Craig Bowen,
+                        C/o Pacific Island.
+                        (03) 890-2174
+
+              --------------------------------------------------
+
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+
+                Fearless Fred. C/o The Twilite Zone (03) 562-0686
+        or      Vagabond       C/o The Truth BBS    (03) 813-1663
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+
+
+                          ======================== 
+                           E V I L    A N G E L S 
+                          ========================
+                     
+        At present the Evil Angels team consists of the following:
+
+        Founder:            The Masked Avenger
+
+        Editor:             Lightening Bolt (Fearless Fred)
+        
+        Reporter:           Ford Prefect
+
+        Programmer:         Vagabond
+        (BSF Boys)
+
+        Associate Members:  Thelonius Monk
+                            Eliminator
+                            Lensman
+                            Vagabond
+                            Lounge Lizzard
+                            Nixx
+                            SYN ... (Token Female. We aren't sexist!
+                                        We don't get much either.)
+                            Disk Destroyer (Pending)
+                            Sprite (Pending)
+
+        Favorite people:    Taxi Cab         Blue Fox
+        (To hassle.)        Captain Choas    Simply Sparks
+                            Fire Fox         Vagabond
+                            Raster Blaster   SYN ...
+                            Disk Destroyer   Ice Man (and Robbie)
+                            Royna            Masked Avenger
+
+        You too can help rid the world of nerds. By purchasing any of 
+        the following quality official Evil Angels Products. 
+         
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+ 
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+ 
+ 
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+        
+         Remember... donations to Evil Angels are NOT tax deductible, 
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+        
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+
+                          Anarchistic Tendencies VII
+                              (C) December  1988 
+                     YOU HAVE NO GODDAMNMUTHAFUKING RIGHTS! 
+ 
+                     ************************************** 
+                     * NO PART OF THIS FILE MAY BE        * 
+                     * PUBLISHED IN MASS MEDIA WITHOUT    * 
+                     * THE AUTHORS' WRITTEN PERMISSION    * 
+                     * AND HALF OF THE AUTHORS DON'T      * 
+                     * KNOW HOW TO WRITE. THE OTHER HALF  * 
+                     * ARE USUALLY DRUNK!                 * 
+                     *                                    * 
+                     *      - That's a god-dammed warning * 
+                     *                                    * 
+                     ************************************** 
+ 
+                     :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 
+                           YOURMOTHERSUCKSCOCKSINHELL 
+                     :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 
+  
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+     Disclaimer: The authors have gone to a hell of a lot of trouble to 
+     ensure that this file contains no offensive material. However, should
+     you find anything which you object to, STIFF SHIT! You can't sue us! 
+                 This file is written with the intent of producing a 
+     humorous file which will be enjoyed by everyone, and no offense is 
+     intended towards any person or persons however much they are 
+     mentioned. 
+                 SYN darling, that doesn't mean that you can't whip me,
+     beat me and punish me for all this... again. What fond memories and 
+     scars I carry with me of your wonderful truncheon and whip! 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+                        Donations can be sent:
+                        C/o Craig Bowen,
+                        P.O. Box 125,
+                        Balwyn, 3103.
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+          Evil Angels will return with Anarchistic Tendancies VIII
+          --------------------------------------------------------
+
+                 ======================================
+                 The Evil Angel's Christmas Compendium.
+                 ======================================
+
+          * Read about Santa - Jenny Craig will succeed this time.
+          * Read how we painted Rudolf's nose black!
+          * Read about the steriod scandal and the Elves,
+            and the Child labour charges.
+          * Is Santa a pedophile?
+          * The Twelve Days of Christmas.
+          * These things and much, much more... Comming soon!
+
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+     ----------------------------------------------------------------------
+                         =================
+                          W A R N I N G !
+                         =================
+        Have a fucking Merry Christmas, or we'll be after you!
+           (After we get over our New Year's hangovers.)
+
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+                    ==================================
+                     Who is this Santa Person Anyway?
+                    ==================================
+
+      After receiving anonymous reports from several elves, I decided
+      to investigate just who this Santa person really is. What I
+      discovered will shock you. He is not the kind, fat old man with
+      the white beard that you have been led to believe, but, I suspect,
+      a cover for an international organized crime syndicate.
+
+      Upon landing at the North Pole I headed straight for Santa's
+      workshop. The workshop appears from the outside to be a quaint
+      olde worlde home but after I made my way inside I discovered
+      something different.
+
+      The workshop is divided into three distinctly separate partitions.
+      The first is the workshop which is open to the public for a nominal 
+      entrance fee, and has guided tours every hour on the hour. This is 
+      where the elves happily go about their business of making toys for
+      the world's good little boys and girls.
+
+      Not accessible to the public is the real workshop. This is where
+      several hundred elves have been housed for many months of forced 
+      labor. I must admit that I was deeply moved to see elves, in worse
+      physical appearance than a man after a night with Royna, being 
+      whipped to the point of unconsciousness, and being revived so 
+      they could work another hour. It brought tears to my eyes as the
+      memories of SYN flooded back...
+
+      The third partition was the most disgusting sight I have ever seen.
+      A large spa in the middle of a large tropical garden. Served by 
+      naked women with the food and drink he had collected last Christmas
+      and kept in cold storage since, was Santa, surrounded by a mass orgy.
+
+      I thought it best if I waited here, and made myself inconspicuous by 
+      joining in the orgy. So I cautiously removed my clothes, press badge,
+      camera, drank my bottle of Southern Comfort, put a couple of condoms
+      on (Kiddies, remember that it's better to be safe!) and headed for
+      the first pair of open legs.
+
+      To my great surprise I recognised those knees, and wondered what Fran
+      was doing here. I thought I had better move on, but the orgy was
+      already breaking up; Santa was preparing for his Christmas delivery.
+
+      With a mind as brilliant as mine, I sometimes wonder if the reason
+      I failed pre-school wasn't because of jealousy on the part of the
+      teacher. I saw this as my way out of here. So I quickly gift wrapped
+      myself and headed for Santa's Sack.
+
+      What I discovered in the sack is not something I will publicise, but
+      in Santa's sack, apart from the expected dolls, toy cars, machine
+      guns and armageddon bombs for the kids, there was also several 
+      large packages of amphetamines, hallucinogenic pills, and non-tobacco
+      type cigarettes.
+
+      What I then discovered was not pure bliss as you may have expected,
+      but if you can imagine what it is like to be dropped down a chimney,
+      have an obese, over sexed, smelly old pervert fall on top of you, 
+      you'll be able to sympathise with me (and you're also a fucking
+      deviant tart! Hi Blue Fox!). 
+
+      Once I returned to the office, I requested a response from Santa's
+      public relations officers, and press agents. Fran convinced me that
+      Santa is innocent of all accusations printed here, and provided
+      documented proof (an invite to the next orgy).
+
+      I am still not totally convinced that Santa is totally innocent,
+      after seeing the way he laughs when little girls sit on his lap in
+      shopping centers world wide, I can't help but doubt the reports of
+      his pedophile activities.
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+                     ===============================
+                      The Twelve Days of Christmas.
+                     ===============================
+
+        On the first day of Christmas my Daddy gave to me
+                An Inmodem for my AT.
+
+        On the second day of Christmas my Daddy gave to me
+                2 meg of RAM
+                and an Inmodem for my AT.
+
+        On the Third day of Christmas my Daddy gave to me
+                3 NUI's,
+                2 Meg of RAM
+                and an Inmodem for my AT.
+
+        On the Fourth day of Christmas my Daddy gave to me
+                4 Credit Cards,
+                3 NUI's,
+                2 Meg of Ram 
+                and an Inmodem for my AT.
+
+        On the Fifth day of Christmas my Daddy gave to me
+                5 Phone lines...
+                4 Credit Cards,
+                3 NUI's, 
+                2 Meg of Ram 
+                and an Inmodem for my AT.
+
+        On the Sixth day of Christmas my Daddy gave to me
+                6 floppy disks, 
+                5 phone lines...
+                4 Credit cards,
+                3 NUI's,
+                2 Meg of RAM,
+                and an Inmodem for my AT.
+
+        On the Seventh day of Christmas my Daddy gave to me
+                7 printers printing,
+                6 floppy disks,
+                5 phone lines...
+                4 Credit Cards,
+                3 NUI's,
+                2 Meg of RAM,
+                and an Inmodem for my AT.
+
+        On the Eighth day of Christmas my Daddy gave to me
+                8 A2000's,
+                7 printers printing,
+                6 floppy disks,
+                5 phone lines...
+                4 Credit Cards, 
+                3 NUI's, 
+                2 Meg of RAM,
+                and an Inmodem for my AT.
+
+        On the Ninth day of Christmas my Daddy gave to me
+                9 Trailblazers, 
+                8 A2000's,
+                7 printers printing,
+                6 floppy disks,
+                5 phone lines...
+                4 Credit Cards,
+                3 NUI's,
+                2 Meg of RAM,
+                and an Inmodem for my AT.
+
+        On the Tenth Day of Christmas my Daddy gave to me
+                10 Calling Cards, 
+                9 TrailBlazers, 
+                8 A2000's, 
+                7 printers printing,
+                6 floppy disks,
+                5 phone lines...
+                4 Credit Cards,
+                3 NUI's,
+                2 Meg of RAM,
+                and an Inmodem for my AT.
+
+        On the Eleventh Day of Christmas my Daddy gave to me
+                11 Digitizers, 
+                10 Calling Cards,
+                9 Trailblazers,
+                8 A 2000's,
+                7 printers printing,
+                6 floppy disks,
+                5 phone lines...
+                4 Credit Cards,
+                3 NUI's,
+                2 Meg of RAM,
+                and an Inmodem for my AT.
+
+        On the Twelfth day of Christmas a Policeman gave to me
+                12 years Hard Labour.   
+                The cunt!
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+                 ======================================
+                  The Evil Angels True Christmas Story
+                 ======================================
+                          By Ford Prefect
+ 
+                COMPLETE CAST LIST  - ACTORS
+                ------------------    -----------------
+                NARRATOR            - Ford Prefect
+                MARY                - SYN ...
+                CHARIOT CAB         - Gordie
+                GOD                 - Craig Bowen
+                ARCH EVIL ANGEL     - Masked Avenger
+                CATHOLIC            - Fearless Fred
+                JOSEPH              - Ivan Trotsky
+                EVIL ANGEL          - Eliminator
+                INN KEEPER          - The Lensman
+                WIFE                - Fran
+                SHEPHERD1           - Captain Chaos
+                SHEPHERD2           - Top Gun
+                SHEPHERD3           - 5th Dimension
+                SHEPHERD4           - Vagabond
+                GASPAR              - Ice Man
+                BALTHAZAR           - Infiltrator
+                MELCHIOR            - Brett McMillian
+                JESUS               - Disk Destroyer
+ 
+
+     NARRATOR   Welcome to the story of the Birth of Christ, the
+                TRUE story. The story most of you have heard is
+                probably only the editted, "public release" version.
+
+                One of the strange things about this story is that
+                by a bizzarely improbable co-incidence, many of its 
+                characters are distant (but strikingly similar sometimes)
+                ancestors of present-day BBS users. At great expense 
+                we have managed to collect together most of the 
+                direct decendents of the original people involved.
+                God, however, was unavailable, so Craig Bowen
+                accepted our offer to play the part.
+ 
+                The story begins in an inn room somewhere on the
+                outskirts of Nazareth. Inside the room is a virgin
+                by the name of Mary, who is married to a man named 
+                Joseph, and coming up the stairs outside is the foul
+                Chariot Cab.
+
+     F/X        KNOCK ON DOOR
+
+     MARY       Who is it?
+
+     CHARIOT    Mike.
+
+     MARY       Mike who?
+
+     CHARIOT    Mike Huntsucker.
+
+     MARY       What!?
+
+     CHARIOT    Room service.
+ 
+     MARY       Okay, I'll unlock the door.
+
+     F/X        KEY IN LOCK, DOOR OPENING
+
+     MARY       (SEES CHARIOT) Uggghhhh! It's you! Get out of here!
+
+     F/X        (UNDER NEXT LINE) DOOR BEING SHUT
+ 
+     CHARIOT    Oh? You know of me?
+ 
+     MARY       Everyone knows you. The only being in history to
+                have been brainwashed by an enema.
+ 
+     F/X        CHARIOT PULLS DOWN HIS FLY, UNDOES HIS BELT, AND
+                PULLS HIS PANTS DOWN.
+
+     MARY       (GASP) My god, it's true!
+
+     CHARIOT    What's that?
+
+     MARY       You COULD rape a girl through a flywire door!
+                No, don't come near me! Heeeeellllpppp!
+
+     F/X        CHARIOT JUMPS MARY, WHO IS SCREAMING. (FADE)
+
+     F/X        FADE UP CELESTIAL HARP MUSIC AND CHIMES.
+
+     GOD        (LOUD, ECHOEY VOICE) Anything good on the omnipotent
+                TV tonight, Arch Evil Angel?
+
+     ARCH EVIL  (NORMAL VOICE) Nah, just a few wars and other
+     ANGEL      melodramas. Oh, there's a good comedy on the
+                Catholic prayer channel.
+
+     F/X        SWITCHES
+
+     CATHOLIC   (OVER SPEAKER) Forgive me father for I have sinned.
+                I must admit to it. I've been guilty of trigamy. I'm
+                married to three sexual gluttons, and besides that I've
+                had five prostitutes on the side. Also, there's a
+                fourteen year old girl locked up in the holiday house,
+                and there's this really gorgeous girl who's got 
+                blonde hair, BIG tits, and... (CONTINUES AD LIB)
+
+     GOD        (SPLUTTERING) I don't believe it! Give me that
+                microphone.
+
+     F/X        MICROPHONE PICKED UP. CLICK AS IT IS TURNED ON.
+                THERE IS A SLIGHT HUM FROM THE MICROPHONE,
+
+     GOD        By the devil's name man, what sort of Catholic are
+                you?
+
+     CATHOLIC   Oh, I'm not, I just love getting those poor sex-starved
+                fathers something to DREAM about at night!
+
+     GOD        Oh, um... well aetheists aren't allowed to pray on
+                this channel, take this!
+
+     F/X        LIGHTENING BOLT FROM GOD. FIZZLING SOUNDS ETC
+
+     F/X        MICROPHONE TURNED OFF.
+
+     A.E.A.     I think what's on channel 42 might interest you,
+                it's a horror story.
+
+     F/X        SWITCHING. ON SPEAKER: MARY SCREAMING.
+
+     GOD        Oh, myself! Chariot Cab trying to have sex, that IS
+                gross!
+
+     A.E.A.     I like the look of the girl, though.
+
+     GOD        You know what I'd like to do with her right now?
+
+     A.E.A.     No, what?
+
+     F/X        GOD WHISPERING. FADE.
+
+     F/X        FADE UP: MARY SHRIEKING
+
+     F/X        DOOR OPENING
+
+     JOSEPH     What's going on here!?
+
+     F/X        CHARIOT JUMPS UP, MARY STOPS SCREAMING
+
+     MARY       (WOEFULLY) This homosexual, who's so ugly he has to
+                prey on girls, has been molesting me.
+
+     JOSEPH     I'll soon fix him!
+
+     F/X        BLOW-GUN
+
+     CHARIOT    Ow! What was that!?
+
+     JOSEPH     Something just like you... a little prick with
+                a super-concentrated gonorrhoea virus. You'll be
+                rolling on the floor in a paroxysm of purulent
+                discharge within minutes.
+
+     CHARIOT    Maybe it would have affected a NORMAL person, but
+                giving me gonnorhoea would be like tipping a
+                millionaire.
+
+     JOSEPH     Well I know something that WILL hurt you, Chariot Crap.
+
+     F/X        A HANDFUL OF SALT GRAINS BEING THROWN OVER CHARIOT
+                (What sound a handful of salt makes I don't know,
+                 but you'll think of something!) 
+
+     CHARIOT    Agggghh! (GURGLES) Salt! Don't you know slu- people
+                like me will- Arggggggghhh!
+
+     F/X        CHARIOT SHRIVELS UP AND DIES.
+
+     JOSEPH     That's that done, but this will mean a divorce, you
+                know.
+
+     F/X        WITH A BANG OR A BLAZE OF LIGHT OR SOMETHING, AN
+                EVIL ANGEL APPEARS.
+
+     EVIL       Joseph, son of David, do not be afraid to take Mary
+     ANGEL      home as your wife, because what is conceived in her
+                is from the Holy Spirit. She will give birth to a
+                son, and you are to give him the name Jesus, because
+                he will save his people from their sins, and I happen
+                to like the name Jesus.
+
+     JOSEPH     No, no, no, you've got it all wrong. It wasn't
+                Goddie who raped her, it was Gordie.
+ 
+     EVIL       Allow me to explain. God was just using Chariot's
+     ANGEL      body to make your virgin wife pregnant. Chariot
+                couldn't have done it, for he has, as you can see,
+                no testicles.
+ 
+     JOSEPH     Oh, I see.
+                (SUDDENLY SEES A FLAW IN THE EXPLANATION) But how
+                 can she still be a virgin then!?
+ 
+     EVIL       (TO JO) Jo, look at that dick! With a dick THAT small
+     ANGEL      it is imposible for any woman to lose her virginity!
+
+     MARY       (BRIGHTLY) Why, he's right!
+
+                (FADE)
+
+     NARRATOR   So ends the beginning of the story, revealing how
+                the virgin Mary got God's baby and still remained
+                a virgin. Nine months later...
+ 
+     F/X        SOUND OF DONKY'S HOOVES
+
+     MARY       Oh! oh! Joseph the contractions are coming even
+                quicker now!
+
+     JOSEPH     Relax, we're here.
+ 
+     F/X        HOTEL DESK BELL.
+
+     INNKEEPER  (Hic) Yes?
+ 
+     JOSEPH     We'd like a room for the night.
+ 
+     INNKEEPER  Hmmm, is she (LOOKS AT MARY) married? VERY nice
+                knees. (TAKES A DRINK)
+
+     F/X        SOUND OF ALCOHOLIC DRINKING HIGHLY INFLAMABLE LIQUID.
+
+     JOSEPH     Yes she is MY wife. Can we please have a room?
+
+     INNKEEPER  Sorry, we have none available.
+
+     JOSEPH     None at all!?
+ 
+     INNKEEPER  There's a convention in town. I could let you sleep
+                in the stable if you aren't too fussy, but you'll
+                still have to pay full rates.
+ 
+     JOSEPH     OK, we'll take it.
+
+     INKEEPER   WIFE! Show these people to the stable.
+
+     WIFE       Walk this way will you?
+
+     F/X        IF IT'S POSIBLE TO HAVE A SOUND OF A WOMAN WALKING
+                WITH A DRUNK MAN KISSING HER KNEES, THEN THIS WOULD 
+                BE VERY APPROPRIATE. OTHERWISE FORGET IT.
+
+     NARRATOR   A little while later, this is what is happening
+                at a cricket ground near the town, where a group
+                of shepherds are camped...
+ 
+     F/X        OUTDOOR ATMOS. FIRE CRACKLING. A FEW SHEEP SOUNDS,
+                BUGS, THAT SORT OF THING. 
+
+     SHEPHERD1  You know, I was just thinking. You know this cricket
+                ground our sheep are grazing in? It's the very same
+                ground that Thelonius Batsman made his first century on.
+ 
+     SHEPHERD2  Oh yeah? I've just been philosophising over life,
+                the universe, and opposites.
+
+     SHEPHERD1  Opposites?
+
+     SHEPHERD3  Yeah, like black and white.
+
+                (PAUSE)
+
+     SHEPHERD1  (TRYING NOT TO SOUND STUPID) Oh...? And why are they
+                opposites?
+ 
+     SHEPHERD2  Well, when something is black is isn't white, and
+                when something is white is isn't black, got it?
+ 
+     SHEPHERD1  Ah, right. Are there other opposites?
+ 
+     SHEPHERD2  Sure.
+ 
+     SHEPHERD3  Like soft and hard.
+ 
+     SHEPHERD4  And light and heavy.
+ 
+     SHEPHERD1  And so what's the difference with them?
+ 
+     SHEPHERD2  Well, you can sleep with a soft light on, but not
+                with a heavy- (IS INTERUPTED BY NEXT F/X)
+ 
+     F/X        WITH A BLAZE OF LIGHT, ETC., AN EVIL ANGEL APPEARS.
+ 
+     SHEPHERD2  My god!
+ 
+     EVIL       No, just an evil angel.
+     ANGEL      Be not afraid; for behold, I bring you good news of
+                a great joy which will come to all the people; for
+                to you is born this day in the city of David a
+                Savior, who is Christ the Lord.
+ 
+     SHEPHERD1  Huh?
+ 
+     EVIL ANGEL You're to go into Bethlehem and worship a baby.
+ 
+     SHEPHERD2  Oh, OK. We three will go and you can stay to keep an
+                eye on the sheep, alright?
+ 
+     SHEPHERD4  Yeah, fine. I'll count them again.
+ 
+     SHEPHERD3  Let's go then.
+ 
+     F/X        (FOLLOWING THE THREE SHEPHERDS) FOOTSTEPS ON A
+                GRAVEL PATH. FADE THE FIRE.
+ 
+     SHEPHERD1  (STOPPING SUDDENLY AFTER A WHILE) Hey, look what I
+                found! A cricket ball!
+  
+     SHEPHERD2  (THEY START WALKING AGAIN) Yeah, come on, we don't
+                have time to waste.
+ 
+                (PAUSE)
+ 
+     SHEPHERD2  Hey, look at this! Another cricket ball.
+ 
+                (THEY CONTINUE)
+ 
+     SHEPHERD3  Wow, guess what I just found!...
+                The dead cricket! 
+ 
+                (FADE)
+ 
+     NARRATOR   We now cross over to the Royal Institution of
+                Thought, where three magi are deep in discussion.
+ 
+     GASPAR     It's obvious that there must be something which is
+                faster than everything else, and nothing can ever
+                get faster than it.
+ 
+     BALTHAZAR  Yeah, like what?
+ 
+     GASPAR     The blink. We do it all the time, and we never
+                notice it, it's so fast.
+ 
+     MELCHIOR   I think it's probably some sort of energy source.
+                Like a match, when you strike it there's no
+                smouldering and gradual glow, the flame is there
+                instantly.
+ 
+     BALTHAZAR  I think it's dysentry.
+ 
+     GASPAR     What? Why dysentry?
+ 
+     BALTHAZAR  Well I woke up one night with dysentry, and before I
+                could blink or light a match I'd messed the bed.
+ 
+     F/X        EVIL ANGEL APPEARING
+ 
+     MELCHOIR   Oh, an evil angel! Care to join our discussion?
+ 
+     EVIL       No time for that now. Look out the window to the
+     ANGEL      east.
+ 
+     BALTHAZAR  Why, what a bright star.
+ 
+     EVIL       You are to follow that star and give gifts to the
+     ANGEL      Lord's child, but hurry. We can't keep that star on
+                forever.
+ 
+     GASPAR     Why not?
+ 
+     EVIL       It's too expensive! Heaven's been broke ever since
+     ANGEL      Ice Man bribed his way in. He was only there for a
+                few minutes before he blew all our prophets. Now
+                hurry!
+
+                (FADE)
+
+     F/X        FADE UP STABLE ATMOS. THE BABY IS CRYING LOUDLY
+ 
+     SHEPHERD1  So this is Jesus, is it?
+ 
+     MARY       Yep.
+ 
+     SHEPHERD2  And he came from heaven did he?
+ 
+     JOSEPH     That's right.
+ 
+     SHEPHERD3  I can see why they wanted him out.
+ 
+     SHEPHERD1  Still, he does have a fresh faced look about him.
+
+     F/X        BANGING ON DOOR.
+ 
+     JOSEPH     Who can that be?
+ 
+     MARY       Probably the convention members complaining about
+                the noise.
+ 
+     F/X        DOOR OPENED
+ 
+     GASPAR     Hello, we are magi, come to pay homage to your baby.
+ 
+     JOSEPH     Oh?
+ 
+     GASPAR     We have brought gifts, of gold...
+ 
+     MELCHIOR   ...frank incest...
+ 
+     BALTHAZAR  ... and Smirnoff.
+ 
+     JOSEPH     Great, hand me the bottle.
+ 
+     JESUS      Waaaaaaaa!
+
+                (END)
+
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+                          ======================
+                           Entertainment Guide.
+                          ======================
+
+        If you were to describe yourself by a song that is
+        well known, which would you choose? Here are some of
+        our suggestions:
+
+        Masked Avenger: "I should be so lucky."
+                        - Kylie Monogue
+
+        Fearless Fred:  "Cheap wine and a three day growth"
+                        - Cold Chisel
+
+        Vagabond:       "Telegraph Road."
+                        - Dire Straits
+
+        Craig Bowen:    "Computer One"
+                        - Dear Enemy
+
+        Ice Man:        "Simply Irresistible." (To Faggots)
+                        - Robbie Palmer
+                          (Does he have 5 brothers?)
+
+        Monk & ECH!?    "Groovy kind of love"
+                        - Phil Collins
+
+        The Lensman:    "Ground control to Major Tom"
+                        - David Bowie
+        (After all that Rocket Fuel he's drank)
+                        "Rocket Man"
+                        - Elton John
+
+        Ivan Trotsky:   "Back in the U.S.S.R."
+                        - Beatles / Billy Joel
+
+        Disk Destroyer: "Like a Virgin"
+                        - Madonna
+
+        Raster Blaster: "Don't worry, be happy."
+                        - Bobby McFarrin
+
+        Infiltrator:    "I like driving in my car."
+                         (It's not quite a Jaguar)
+                        - Madness 
+
+        Blue Fox:       "Am I ever gonna see your face again?
+                        (No way get fucked, fuck off!)"
+                        - The Angels
+
+        SYN ...:        "I can't get no satisfaction."
+                        - Mick Jagger
+
+        Simply Sparks:  "If you leave me, can I come too?"
+                        - Mental as Anything
+
+        Fire Fox:       "She's leaving home, bye bye."
+                        - The Beatles
+
+        Captain Chaos:  "I love aeroplane Jelly!"
+                        - Advertisement.
+                        "I'm a happy little vegemite."
+                        - Advertisement.
+
+        Taxi Cab:       "Money for Nothing."
+                        - Dire Straits
+
+        Blue Thunder:   "Jail House Rock"
+                        - Elvis Presly
+
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+                        =====================
+                         The Year in Review.
+                        =====================
+
+        Half an hour into the new year, The Masked Pedophile got on with
+        a 13 year old in MY water bed, with his sister lying on the 
+        other side of the bed.
+
+        Craig set up his 2nd BBS, Zen BBS.
+
+        Raster chalked up his 20th woman (Royna), 1st Car (Gemini).
+
+        SYN ... ceases stalking knights.
+
+        Taxi Cab had just arrived on the scene, and became a
+        member of the big hacking group; The Elite.
+
+        Monk and ECH!? chalked up their first month together.
+
+        Royna chalked up her first tree-stump.
+
+        Masky got his first girlfriend, Natasha, went away for
+        a dirty weekend, and returned. And they split up after
+        a month of Tashy being sexually frustrated! 
+        (And this is THE Natasha that is known for her football
+        team fetish. And she likes MIXED teams too!)
+
+        Raster tried to chalk up his first truck. (Truck 1. Raster 0.)
+
+        Raster chalked up his 2nd Car, (SillyCar), and 21st Woman (Mandy).
+
+        Taxi Cab was not amused at the release of A.T. 4 where it is
+        revealed that The Elite are not a Hacking group, but members
+        of Evil Angels!
+
+        Fred's water bed is broken (when Monk joins him & ECH!? in it).
+
+        Masky split up with Natasha, and eventually found Bianca.
+        Soon to owe me 2 bottles of Southern Comfort!
+
+        Vagabond tried to become a tree-stump, but fails, (Royna fell
+        asleep.)
+
+        Fred borrowed $2 from Masky. IT WAS $2!!!!
+
+        Royna chalked up eighth (married) tree-stump a week later.
+
+        Fearless Fred chalked up 21 years of Drunken Slobbery.
+
+        Masky sucked on bottle of Malibu.
+        Masky sucked on his first set of toes.
+        Masky sucked some more on Malibu.
+        Masky sucked on his second set of toes.
+        Masky sucked nearly all of Malibu.
+        Masky fell over.
+        (Gee Masky sux)
+
+        Masky reached the ripe old age of 18, and invited his 300 + 
+        friends to his party. The 15 people that turned up to his 
+        party went and visited Taxi Cab. 
+
+        Taxi demonstrated his riding skills by riding with no hands.
+        Taxi demonstrated his falling skills.
+        Taxi made the point that he didn't like us.
+
+        Disk Destroyer finally met a woman.
+
+        Raster chalked up his 1st fence, 3rd car (Honda Shit-Box Integra)
+        and 22nd woman (Melissa).
+
+        Disk Destroyer talks for a record 5 1/2 hours.
+
+        Fred gets a new water bed and IS NOT having a party this year!
+
+        On Cup day it became unofficially official that Trotsky and Syn 
+        were together. A week later it became officially official, and a 
+        month later it became officially unofficial.
+
+        Mega Works has a car Rally. Fred and his car of alcoholics (Fred,
+        Lensman, Eliminator and Death Man) came last, consumed over a 
+        slab of beer, dent Gem Gem's front bumper, wrapped several cars
+        in toilet paper, inflate balloons with exhaust fumes, cover 
+        Vagabond's Dad's car in flour, and bullshit a lot.
+        But best of all, discover how cool a Garfield looks on the bonnet
+        of Gem Gem when travelling at 140 KMPH.
+
+        Monk and ECH!? celebrate 1 year of sharing chocolate.
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+                           ======================= 
+                            This Edition's Awards 
+                           =======================
+
+        Sysop of the Year............................. Craig Bowen
+
+        Bastard of the Year........................... Masked Avenger
+
+        Attempted Driver of the Year.................. ECH!?
+        (I passed my test on the first go! Then again, what
+               can you expect from a woman driver?)
+
+        Drunken Sysop of the Year..................... Fearless Fred
+
+        Dork of the Year.............................. Captain Chaos
+
+        Boring Person of the Year..................... Vagabond 
+
+        Ultra Slut.................................... Royna
+        (No love(rs) lost between sisters huh?)
+
+        Paranoid Award................................ Raster Blaster
+        (Yeah I know... Fuck off, just FUCK OFF!)
+
+        Astronaut of the Year......................... The Lensman
+        (Oh, that rocket fuel!)
+
+        Tastiest Knee Caps............................ Fran
+        (Please... just a little whipped cream?)
+
+        Most Pathetic Phonecall Award................. Fearless Fred
+
+        Love Lost Romeo of the Year................... Ivan Trotsky
+
+        Love Lost Juliet of the Year.................. SYN ...
+
+        (These awards may not be related, but bet your balls they are!)
+
+        Toe Sucker of the Year Award.................. Masked Avenger
+
+        Fresh Faced 16 Year Old Award................. Disk Destroyer
+
+        Mad Rabid Wog of the Year..................... Gino
+        (Watch out for Gino's driving Taragos)
+
+        Street Sign Collector Award................... Infiltrator
+
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+                         ========================
+                          Quotes for this month. 
+                         ======================== 
+
+      Santa: "Ho Ho Ho"
+
+      Lensman: (About Royna's braces)
+               "What a pair of inbuilt circumcisors."
+
+      Royna:   "I hate picking the flesh out of my braces in the morning."
+
+      Vagabond: (After reading add for Zen) "I'll buy the SYN ..."
+
+      Vagabond  (TO SYN ...): "I've only got you something small."
+
+      SYN ...  (To Vagabond): "I can make it hard."
+
+      Vagabond  (To SYN ...): "I'll give it to you while you're
+                               waitressing."
+
+      Vagabond  (To SYN ...): "Are you going to come yet?"
+
+      SYN ...  (To Vagabond): "Yeah, I'll come..."
+
+      Vagabond: "Hit me! Whip me! Call me Bruce!"
+
+      Lensman: "Wow! Toenails!"
+
+      Monk: "My dog eats toenails."
+            (I thought ECH!? was into chocolate!)
+
+      Blue Fox: "I've got a fucking shop full of fucking customers."
+                (That's the Blue Fox we used to know!)
+                "Byesey Bi."
+                (Who's bi? There's faggots around, but bi's???)
+
+      Fire Fox: "My body's OK, my brain's just doesn't work."
+
+      Masky: "Lance,"
+
+      Lance Link: "Yeah"
+
+      Masky: "Can I ask you a question?"
+
+      Lance Link: "Yeah"
+
+      Masky: "Lance, are you gay?"
+
+      Lance: "Yeah, I mean....."
+
+      5th Dimension: "I'm a faggot."
+
+      Craig Bowen: "I'll have anything soft."
+
+      Negative Energy: "I've got a hands free... now I can 
+                        wank and talk at the same time."
+
+      Ice Man: "Oh Robbie, get your hands out of my pants!"
+
+      Ivan Trotsky: "The only way I could get my heart beat to
+                     down was to suck on something."
+                     (SYN ... maybe?) 
+
+      Ivan Trotsky: "(Ice Man) not tonight, I've got a headache."
+
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+                           ================
+                            Horror Scopes. 
+                           ================
+
+                             By Ze Prophet
+
+                      My predictionth for nexth year:
+
+        Well, I think that darhling Darriuth will move onto bigger
+        and better thingth in the nexth year. The Mathked Avenger
+        will be buying Thouthern Comfort for Fred, Rarthter will  
+        crash hith car (thatth a thafe bet). Telecom will make another
+        record profit with Gordie thubthidithing Authtralia's Amiga
+        piratth. Craig Bowen will continue hith exthellent thythopping
+        and Fred will continue his exthellent drunken thythopping.
+        Monk & ECH!? will continue sharing their chocolate barth,
+        and Lenthman will reach Marth by developing a thronger 
+        rocket fuel. There'th a LOT faggotth running around out there
+        tho I think that my love live may altho pick up.
+
+        Till next year huneeth....   XXXXOOOOXXXX
+
+                                                          Ze Prophet.
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+                          ======================
+                           The Classified Pages
+                          ======================
+
+     For Sale:  One Red (Slightly crashed) Honda (shit box) Integra
+                In near working condition.
+                Almost as new, except that one of the seats
+                   has been farted on,
+                   and the stains on the back seat.
+                Must Sell, I can't afford the insurance anymore!
+
+                Contact Raster Blaster, C/o Pacific Island.
+                                        (03) 890-2174
+
+              --------------------------------------------------
+
+     For Sale: One slightly used BBS, Low mileage, still runs OK,
+               Has Multi-line CHAT facilities, Name currently
+               registered as "ZEN", Bonus 120 Meg worth of Hard Disk
+               and four lines for no extra cost.
+
+               Unfortunately it can't be moved  from it's current
+               Location so house is being sold as a special bonus.
+               How much would you expect to pay for all this? Don't ask!
+
+               As an added bonus, we'll throw in Craig Bowen
+               absolutely free!  But wait... We'll also give you a free
+               set of used underwear and a Pacific Island. How much would
+               you expect to pay? Don't answer! Because, if you act 
+               quickly we'll also throw in at NO EXTRA charge a SYN ... 
+               Now you would probably expect to pay over $500,000
+               for all this, and your FUCKING right!
+
+               Current selling price stands at $675,000.
+               Contact BBS's R US on our toll free number:
+
+                               0014881011
+
+              --------------------------------------------------
+
+     For Sale: Slightly used Calling Cards.
+               Only 4 weeks old with at least 2 hours left on them.
+               Accessible by all those without AT&T bars.
+               Cannot be traced. Previous owners can be contacted at
+                       1600 Pennsylvania Avenue,
+                       Washington, D.C.
+               Contact Taxi Cab for more information.  $100 ONO.
+
+              --------------------------------------------------
+
+     For Sale: NUI's NUI's NUI's NUI's!
+               Are you trying to call overseas PADs with no success?
+               Do you get CLR INV 169 with every NUI that you use?
+               If this is your problem, then look no futher.
+
+                        Ollie's NUI Supply Service
+                        *****  CAN HELP YOU! *****
+
+               NUI's guarnteed for at least 1 month.
+               Full AINS access for p/w modification and security
+               classification Level A1.
+ 
+               Call GreyHawk BBS on 299 1030 and ask for either
+               the SYSOP or The Mentat.  Price Lists are available
+               on request.  Virgin NUI's $200
+                            Used   NUI's $100.
+
+              --------------------------------------------------
+
+      Wanted:  20, 40 & 80 Meg Hard Disks for use on Amiga Pirate
+               Bulletin Boards. Either Voice Coil or Stepper.
+               Must come with IBM interface card.
+               Preferably legaly obtained drives, but slightly hot ones
+               will also be accepted if price is reasonable.
+               Leave a message on Zen BBS Amiga Section.
+               You will be contacted in due course.
+
+              --------------------------------------------------
+
+     Found:    One SKYSAT Satellite Dish.
+               2.3 Metre diameter
+               Coax wire still intact.
+               Registered to the Lost Dog Hotel
+               Currently being used for illegal satellite hacking.
+               Owner is being asked to claim it ASAP.
+
+              --------------------------------------------------
+            If you wish to advertise here, please contact either:
+                Fearless Fred. C/o The Twilite Zone (03) 562-0686
+        or      Vagabond       C/o The Truth BBS    (03) 813-1663
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+                          ======================== 
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+
+        Editor:             Lightening Bolt (Fearless Fred)
+
+        Reporter:           Ford Prefect
+
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+        (BSF Boys)
+
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+                            Eliminator
+                            Lensman
+                            Vagabond
+                            Lounge Lizard
+                            Nixx
+                            SYN ... (Token Female. We aren't sexist!
+                                           We don't get much either.)
+                            Disk Destroyer
+                            Sprite
+
+        Favorite people:    Taxi Cab             Blue Fox
+        (To hassle.)        Captain Chaos        Simply Sparks
+                            Fire Fox             Vagabond
+                            Raster Blaster       SYN ...
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+                            Royna                Masked Avenger
+
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+
+                          Anarchistic Tendencies VIII
+                              (C) December  1988 
+                     YOU HAVE NO GODDAMNMUTHAFUKING RIGHTS! 
+ 
+                     ************************************** 
+                     * NO PART OF THIS FILE MAY BE        * 
+                     * PUBLISHED IN MASS MEDIA WITHOUT    * 
+                     * THE AUTHORS' WRITTEN PERMISSION    * 
+                     * AND HALF OF THE AUTHORS DON'T      * 
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+                     ************************************** 
+ 
+                     :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 
+                           YOURMOTHERSUCKSCOCKSINHELL 
+                     :::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: 
+  
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+     Disclaimer: The authors have gone to a hell of a lot of trouble to 
+     ensure that this file contains no offensive material. However, should
+     you find anything which you object to, STIFF SHIT! You can't sue us! 
+                 This file is written with the intent of producing a 
+     humorous file which will be enjoyed by everyone, and no offense is 
+     intended towards any person or persons however much they are 
+     mentioned. 
+                 Hey Santa, does this mean I don't get any pressies this
+     year?
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+          Evil Angels will return with Anarchistic Tendencies IX
+          ------------------------------------------------------
+
+                    Evil Angels' Pet Care Manual.
+          
+                     (Endorsed by the R.S.P.K.A.)
+
+         (Royal Society for Prevention of Kindness to Animals.)
+
+
+                       Press Escape to Quit.
+
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+                               W A R N I N G ! 
+                              ================= 
+ 
+                  Read only under the supervision of adults. 
+                       Keep out of reach of Children. 
+                     Consult a doctor if pain persists. 
+ 
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+                      ================================= 
+                       Pets for Profit! Killer Koalas. 
+                      ================================= 
+                             By Lightening Bolt 
+ 
+                               Introduction. 
+                               ------------- 
+ 
+        Due to the inhibitive costs and the general community's negative 
+        opinion towards conventional weapons, there has developed a new 
+        trend in the terrorist, religious fanatics, minority group and 
+        now police and military arms markets.  
+ 
+        Until now, weapons have relied heavily on either high technology, 
+        which is expensive, or the spontaneous reactions of chemicals to 
+        cause damage which is, although effective, clumsy, not totally 
+        reliable and often traceable.  
+ 
+        There is now a pollution free, untraceable, reliable, cheap and 
+        effective method of inducing havoc. The Koala, among other 
+        animals, is viewed as the harmless, cuddly animal that munches on 
+        gum leaves all day long. That is until now. 
+ 
+        The breeding and training of such deadly animals is becoming one 
+        of the world's most lucrative businesses. The major advantages to 
+        entrepreneurs is the low capital investment, high profit margins 
+        and the vast potential market. 
+ 
+        When trained, these animals are not just animals, they're BEASTS! 
+ 
+ 
+                              Before you begin. 
+                              ----------------- 
+ 
+        Before you begin, you should do some research into your 
+        clientele. It is good business to have your stock ordered before 
+        they are actually ready to be delivered, it is also much safer. 
+ 
+        It is also wise to specialise in one market. Supplying both the 
+        terrorist and anti-terrorist markets could lead to embarrassing 
+        confrontations and possible defamatory accusations. 
+ 
+ 
+                           What You Will Need. 
+                           ------------------- 
+ 
+        1. A plentiful supply of food.  
+        2. A plentiful supply of Fosters Lager. 
+        3. Military Grade Fencing. 
+        4. A Shot Gun (Self preservation purposes only). 
+        5. Good breeding stock.  
+        6. GUTS! 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+                          Breeding/Training Camp. 
+                          ----------------------- 
+  
+               <---------------      100 Metres     -----------------> 
+ 
+              _________________________________________________________ 
+             |4 |                                                   |4 | 
+             |__|   .............................................   |__| 
+             |      ..1..........................................      | 
+             |      .............................................      | 
+             |      .............................................      | 
+             |      .............................................      | 
+             |      .............................................      | 
+             |                                                         | 
+             |                                                         | 
+             |                                       ________          | 
+             |                3                     |2       |         | 
+             |                                      |        |         | 
+             |__                                    |________|       __| 
+             |4 |                                                   |4 | 
+             |__|___________________________________________________|__| 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+        Area 1: 
+        ------- 
+        One of the more important factors in the training of the Koala is 
+        the habitat. The average backyard usually isn't big enough, nor 
+        is there usually a sufficient food supply. This is one of the 
+        reasons that this is a professional industry, and not really 
+        suitable for the home hobbyist. 
+ 
+        You should allow at least a ten metre square plot of land for 
+        each Koala you intend to train. It must be heavily planted with 
+        gum trees, and it is vital that the perimeter be fenced off, 
+        preferably with 3 metre concrete barricades, but industrial 
+        strength cyclone fencing is sufficient to begin with, but 
+        seriously consider military standard electric fensing. 
+ 
+        That area will be the Koala's off duty and relaxation area where 
+        they can eat, sleep and do whatever else Koalas do after a hard 
+        day's training. I cannot stress enough how important it is that 
+        this area be as comfortable as possible for the Koalas, as a 
+        psychologically balanced Koala is far more efficient in combat. 
+ 
+        A plentiful supply of Fosters Lager should be placed in 
+        convenient branches throughout this area. Victoria Bitter is also 
+        acceptable. Under no circumstances should imported beers be used, 
+        especially Kiwi Lager! Death or even worse, phycological damage, 
+        may result. 
+ 
+ 
+        Area 2: 
+        ------- 
+        The Koala breeding area. This area MUST be securely barricaded 
+        from the rest of the compound. It would be disastrous if one of 
+        your less desirable male Koalas ruined your breeding program. 
+ 
+ 
+        Area 3:  
+        ------- 
+        This is the training area. It should contain various articles of 
+        equipment with which the Koalas can improve their skills for the 
+        environment in which they will ultimately be unleashed. 
+ 
+        The usual rope bridges, fences, obstacle course items are a good 
+        place to start. If you use your imagination you'll probably find 
+        many of those articles you've had stuck in your garage for years 
+        that you thought you'd use one day, will actually be able to 
+        utilized here. I don't recommend you use vaulting horses, but if 
+        you do, watch out for unusual enthusiasm on the Koalas' behalf, 
+        and do regular head counts. 
+ 
+        This area should also be used for getting your Koala's accustomed 
+        to being shot at, bombed etc. A good exercise for this is to put 
+        a grenade into a stuffed baby Koala, giving it to a dingo, and 
+        unleashing your Koala's on the dingo. The point of the grenade is 
+        twofold. One, the Koalas become accustomed to explosions. Two, it 
+        is a humane way of destroying the dingo should it somehow survive 
+        the Koala attack. 
+ 
+ 
+        Area 4: 
+        ------- 
+        Guard towers. As a precautionary measure to give advanced warning 
+        of impending legal matters, and more importantly to keep a 
+        watchful eye on the compound. It could lead to difficult 
+        questions being asked of your activities if several blood hungry 
+        Koala's escaped and began slaughtering the neighbours. 
+ 
+ 
+        Breeding. 
+        --------- 
+        The most important aspect of this business is a well planned 
+        breeding program. The best stock to use is the Tasmanian Koala. 
+        Recognised worldwide for their superior qualities, especially 
+        their swimming abilities and heavy vehicle dodging abilities. 
+ 
+        Once a suitable breeding pair is found, you should begin your 
+        breeding program as soon as possible. It will take at least three 
+        generations of carefully monitored breeding until you have a born 
+        and bred Killer Koala. 
+ 
+        With that in mind, you may be interested in trying cross breeds, 
+        depending on your target market of course. For amphibian attacks, 
+        you could try crossing a Koala with a Platypus. Consider the 
+        abilities of this creature; the Combat Koalapus. 
+ 
+ 
+                            Other Things To Try. 
+                            -------------------- 
+ 
+        Instead of breeding Koalas, there are many other animals that can 
+        be bred and trained for equally devastating results. Sometimes 
+        Koalas just aren't suitable for the climate, the terrain or other 
+        factors degrading their performance. Here are some other animals 
+        you may consider experimenting with: 
+ 
+ 
+        Location        Animal          Comments 
+        --------------  ------------    -------------------------------- 
+        Rainforests     Sloths          Only with an ample amphetamine 
+                                        supply.Has the advantage of 
+                                        surprise. 
+ 
+        Oceans          Self Detonating Hunt in schools. Has great 
+                        Sardines        learning abilities. Devastating! 
+                                        Just ask the Titanic's Captain 
+                                        how close that ice berg was. 
+ 
+        Lochs           Ness-Monsters   Breeding stock hard to find. 
+ 
+        Cities          Guinea Pigs     Awesome abilities to penetrate 
+                                        high security areas undetected. 
+                                        Readily available from pet shops. 
+                                        Good for the home hobbyist. 
+ 
+                        Lemmings        Once re-educated are excellent  
+                                        for sky-scraper assaults. 
+ 
+ 
+        Enemy           Animal          Comments 
+        --------------  --------------  -------------------------------- 
+        Tanks           Wombat          Excellent Anti-Vehicle creatures. 
+ 
+        Guerillas       Leeches         Excellent ambushing capabilities. 
+                                        Tough training them to tell the 
+                                        difference of friend & foe. 
+ 
+        Aircraft        Seagulls        Excellent Anti-Turbine creatures. 
+         
+        New Zealanders  Sheep           Need I say more? 
+ 
+ 
+                            Potential Markets. 
+                            ------------------ 
+ 
+        In the domestic market there are hundreds of unexploited 
+        opportunities waiting for your attention. Perfect for the home 
+        enthusiast, or someone without sufficient capital to invest in a 
+        large scale operation. All you require is inventiveness and a bit 
+        of ingenuity. 
+ 
+        Once you have the domestic market in your grip it is time to 
+        expand. The religious fanatics, minority groups, terrorists and 
+        mafia/triads are just waiting to be introduced to the marvels of 
+        modern creatures of destruction. 
+ 
+        Why stop there? Why not become an international arms 
+        supplier. There are a multitude of emerging nations without 
+        sufficient funds to employ full scale armies to conquer their 
+        enemies. An inexpensive alternative is their only option, and you 
+        can provide that alternative. With the correct contacts [Also 
+        read as Bribes - Ed] you may even be able to attain a Federal 
+        Government Export Assistance Grant. 
+ 
+        Think of it. A thousand Attack Armadillos, supported by 500 
+        Kamikaze Kangaroos attacking some unsuspecting troops armed only 
+        with grenades, machine guns, rocket launchers. Pity them! 
+ 
+ 
+        Ideas 
+        ----- 
+        The Mormon Market: After the door is slammed in their face,    
+        they open their briefcase with one of your Hyperactive    
+        MegaTermites. Once the door is down, they set loose one of your 
+        Atheist Seeking Aardvarks, and they're 90% of the way to another 
+        successful conversion. 
+ 
+        The School Market: The fat kid that is always getting picked on 
+        one day just can't take it any longer. He saves up his lunch 
+        money, and buys one of your Homework Hungry House Mouse. He goes 
+        to school as usual, but the first kid that calls him "fatty" 
+        today will have to think of a better excuse than Joe's mouse ate 
+        all my homework. 
+ 
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------  
+                             ==========
+                              Petcare. 
+                             ==========
+                             By SYN ...
+
+        Choosing a Pet.
+        ---------------
+
+        It is very important when choosing a pet to take into
+        consideration all aspects of keeping that pet happy and healthy.
+        You must select the pet that is right for you! [Is that why
+        SYN ... has a dog? - ED]
+
+        FISH.
+        -----
+        These must be amoung the easiest of pets to keep. Once an
+        aquarium has been set up they are both cheap and quick to look
+        after. [I look at my fish tank after sex, what about you
+        SYN ...? -Ed]
+
+        If you find a few fish lying on the bottom with slightly twisted
+        backs, then it is an indication that the water is polluted or that
+        you forgot to feed the fish for the past two months. [God! My
+        fish karked it after only two weeks without food - Ed.] 
+
+        When you find that all the plants have died and that you can no
+        longer see through the glass then it is time to clean the tank.
+        It is an idea to remember to remove the fish from the tank
+        before draining out the water. [So that's what I did wrong! -Ed.]
+
+        Oh, above all else, don't forget; don't eat the green ones, they
+        aren't ripe yet! [Witty isn't she? -Ed.]
+
+
+        BIRDS.
+        ------
+
+        Another hint for the animal lover who does not wish to spend a
+        great deal of time in upkeep of their pet(s). Quite deceptive
+        really, caged birds make more mess than an elephant in a
+        strawberry patch. [And slightly less than a baby in a food
+        processor with the top left off! -Ed.]
+
+        If you wake up one morning to find your birds a little cold and
+        stiff it is a sign that you forgot to wash the spray off the
+        lettuce leaves you gave them the night before. [Or that you left
+        the gas oven on, and it wasn't alight. Don't light up a cigarette
+        to test which it was! -Ed.]
+
+        Budgies: If you ever need to catch them, make sure you have
+        rubber hands or cast iron gloves- they bite! [I know women like
+        that! -Ed.]  One small problem incurred is that they don't always
+        let go when you do [Are we talking budgies or the women I 
+        know? -Ed.], and shaking your hand vigorously to flick them off 
+        does wonders to the quality and quantity of stock as they are flung
+        against the wall. Also, be careful not to give into the
+        tempation of strangling the rotten little sods when you find
+        their beak comming through the other side of your finger. 
+        [That narrows it down to 3 women I know. -Ed]
+
+        All this too much to cope with? How about you befriend some of
+        the local inhabitants of the area. [If they're female I know
+        most of them already. -Ed] All those bird scraps just
+        crumble and sprinkle on the verandah. You will soon be mates
+        with many a sparrow, their brothers, sisters, aunts, uncles,
+        cousins, friends etc etc. Just remember not to sit or lean on
+        the railings anymore.
+
+        Ever thought how nice it would be to have a feathered friend
+        keep you company when you went for a swim? [I've been swimming
+        with birds before! -Ed] Well, a duck is the pet for you. [I
+        haven't played that game before. Sounds almost as much fun as
+        Plat-A-Pussy! -Ed] This time, just remember not to walk on your
+        lawn bearfoot anymore.
+
+        Your alarm clock doesn't work any more? Get some chooks! Without
+        fail, your new rooster will graciously awake you at dawn, and
+        this multi-purpose pet will even more graciously appear as
+        Sunday's dinner within the month. 
+
+        And if you feel that birds alone are not enough for you, never
+        fear! Within a few weeks your aviary or garage can become the
+        new home for all the local mice and their offspring. 
+
+
+        DOGS: (Man's best friend - How's that for original!?)
+        -----------------------------------------------------
+        [And I thought there were better things in life than dogs!? -Ed]
+
+        Exercise is the most important thing besides everthing else. [? -Ed]
+        Depending on the weather and time of day will result in how your
+        dog wishes to exercise you. Most likely it will wish to give you
+        a 10 mile run when it's 35 degrees outside. [I thought a hundred
+        push-ups at 3am while stark naked was bad enough! SYN ..., I'm
+        not going out with you ever again if that's what it takes! -Ed]
+
+        And of course many cross country tracks that you never dreamed
+        of trecking will be followed as your dog races after rabbits or
+        the local cat. [And I thought dogs liked playing with balls! -Ed]
+
+        AND remember, your dog is the most lovable just when you have
+        given it a bath. [Showers aren't that bad either. Especially if
+        you've got a bottle of baby oil. -Ed] 
+
+        If you like playing golf, then be sure to get your dog when it
+        is still young. By the time it's grown you will have your very
+        own 32 hole golf course in the back yard - free of charge.
+
+        (4 Pages of really boring comments that I couldn't make any
+        statements about were deleted here. In short, dogs dig up your
+        garden, make a mess of your lawn, have problems having puppies
+        and are still loved by some people. -Ed]
+
+
+        Miscellaneous.
+        --------------
+
+        After a generous, caring pet? How about a guinea pig? They will
+        undoubtedly leave you with a lovely(?) warm feeling in your lap
+        after petting them. [I really think I should leave the gaffer
+        tape joke out of this... but REALLY SYN ..., I expected better
+        from YOU! -Ed]
+
+        Want to get rid of that unused look of your new sofa? Then a cat
+        will be your choice. It will quickly select your sofa as it's
+        bed and a great means of sharpening it's claws. [I've had my
+        sofa messed up by a pussy or two myself! -Ed]
+
+        Goats are great when you are spring cleaning. You might leave
+        clothes lying around for some variety in their diet. 
+
+        Rabbits are good for an inexpensive irrigation system in your
+        back yard and under your house. [Plus you can offer someone you
+        really hate some cheat sultanas. -Ed]
+
+        Sheep are great for keeping the lawns down. (Anohter multi-
+        purpose pet?) [Is that why New Zealanders have such well kept
+        lawns? -Ed]
+
+
+        Conclusion.
+        -----------
+
+        Well folks, I hope you are slightly more informed as to which
+        pet is best suited to you.
+
+        Things to remember:
+
+        * Don't forget to feed.
+           This can be determined with practice. Increase food
+           when you have trouble seeing your pet.
+
+        * Don't overfeed!
+           You have overdone it a little when your pet can no
+           longer move.
+
+        * Give plenty of exercise.
+           It is best to put a leash around your pet galah's 
+           ankle, unlike a dog. 
+
+        * Choose your pet according to your facilities.
+          - Don't be so inconsiderate as to purchase a duck
+            without a swimming pool!
+          - A dog if you don't have a garden it can excavate.
+          - A puppy if you don't have new carpets - oh, and 
+            don't forget to leave your new Ug Boots lying around 
+            either!
+
+        Have Fun choosing your new pet now! SYN ...
+
+        [I don't think I'll buy a SYN ... after all -Ed.]
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------  
+                       =========================
+                        The Theory of Evolution
+                       =========================
+                                  by
+       Charles Melbourne, or Perth. One of those big cities, anyway!
+                                   ___
+                                  /   \
+                                  \   /
+                                .__| |__,
+                                |       |
+                                | |   | | MAN
+                                | |   | |
+                                \_/   \_/
+                                  | | |
+                                  | | |
+                                 _| | |_
+                                (___|___)
+                                    |
+                                   \|/
+                                    |
+                                    | Here, at the time of the advent
+                                    | of computers, two species appear.
+                            +-------+------+
+         NON-COMPUTER USERS |              |
+                            |              |   COMPUTER USERS.
+                           \|/            \|/
+                            |              |    
+                            |              |
+                   __       +--->---+---<--+
+                  / o\___   |       |      |
+                 |   ____)  |       |      |
+                  \ ,---'   |      \|/     |
+         @  ____  | |       |       |      | Here two more distinctly
+        @@@/    \/ /        |       |      | different species emerge.
+          /  /    /         |       |   +-<+>-------------------------+
+         /   \  / |   ------+       |   |    NERDS, LOSERS, ETC...    |
+         \   /_/  |                 |   |    By some sick quirk of    |
+          \_______/                 |   |    evolution, these         |
+             | |                    |   |    undesirable computer     |
+             'E'E                   |   |    users survived.          |
+                                    |   |                             |
+         DODO: Some humans          |   |                             |
+        failed to become            |   |       ________              |
+        computer users because      |   |      /________\_            |
+        of a low learning           |   |     /          o\  ---------+
+        capacity                    |   |     \__________o/           |
+                                    |   |      \________/             |
+                                    |   |                             |
+                                    |   |   SOFTWARE LEECHES.         |
+           ___________              |  \|/  These users do nothing    |
+          /  __       \_            |   |   but latch onto any        |
+          | /    \    x \  ---------+   |   passing BBS's and suck    |
+          \/ ___  \ \    \              |   out several times its own |
+          /___  \__\ \__\|              |   body weight of software,  |
+              \\\   \\\                 |   giving nothing in return. |
+                                        |   ) (                       |
+         THE MOLE: As the name          |   ( _ (                     |
+        suggests, this is an            |    /#\ )                    |
+        inflitrating animal, which is   +-+  |#| (                    |
+        believed to be a cross between    |  |#| )       ^_           |
+        a computing animal and a          |  \#\________/ o\          |
+        non-computing animal. The mole's  |   \#########   _> --------+
+        function seems to be to burrow    |   |  _____  ___/          |
+        into BBS's in search of illegal   |   | /    | /              |
+        activities which cannot be        |   |__)   |__)             |
+        mentioned here. Some say the mole |                           |
+        is a pest that should be          |   Many undesirable users  |
+        irradicated, as they can          |   are possibly related    |
+        completely undermine a board and  |   to the SKUNK, for people|
+        cause it to collapse and shut     |  tend to avoid, at all    |
+        down, but they do have a good     |  costs, being in their    |
+        point: they devour parasites      |  presence. The nerd call  |
+        that could otherwise make a BBS   |  is an easy one for the   |
+        die a slow, diseased death.       |  young zoologist to learn |
+                                          |  and spot: "Hey, wot      |
+                                +----<----+  computa U got man!??!?"  |
+         DESIRABLE USERS:       |                                     |
+                                |                               ####  |
+          It is difficult to    |                        _   ######   |
+        say which animal is most|                 ______/o\ ########  |
+        like a desirable BBS user.               /       _= /#####  --+
+          Take the females for example,          \_|__|_/\_/########
+        [and who wouldn't like to take             |_ |_     ######
+        the females?] at different times                        ####
+        they have been told/described/asked:
+          "You, my dear, are an              The Scarab or DUNG BEETLE
+           utter BITCH!"                     has the odd habit of
+          "Oh, she's an old COW."            turning a ball of dung
+          "Why won't you come to bed         over and over to lay their
+           with me, my little TADPOLE?"      eggs in. These creatures
+        ... and so on. It is interesting     are very similar to losers
+        to note how the males of the         in the BBS world, because
+        Desirable BBS User species vastly    THEY certainly manage to
+        outnumber the females. This leads    spin a lot of.............
+        to much rivalry between the males
+        whenever a new female appears.
+        (eg Julie Alderman). Observations suggest that when a new
+        female appears the males all fight to win her over. What they
+        do is they all send as many sexually-orientated message as they
+        can. The female shows she has accepted a certain mate by
+        telling him in a public message to stop it. This way everyone
+        knows she made her decision, and everyone knows who it is.
+          In the Julie Alderman case, she appears to have chosen
+        Fearless Fred as her partner.
+
+          The distinctions between the male and the female of the
+        species are difficult to spot at a distance. On numerous
+        occasions the males have made passes at a feminine-sounding
+        user, only to find to their great embarassment "she's" really
+        a guy.
+ 
+           FURTHER EVOLUTION:
+
+          There is one other species which is even more advanced than
+        the desirable user in terms of evolution. This is the SYSOP.
+
+          ANATOMICAL DATA: SYSOP
+
+            Head: Right Side.    /--a-\     a. Brain. Much more
+                                / @@@ b\       developed than that
+           ILLUSTRATIONS        |@@@@@=0c      of the normal user.
+           FROM AN EARLY        |@@/   _>   b. Optic nerve.
+           20th CENTURY BOOK    \ X| |\_    c. Eye.
+           ON NATURAL HISTORY.   \X|d| /    d. Throat.
+                                 eX| ||     e. Spinal cord.
+                                 |X| ||
+                 _____
+                / a a \
+               d@ 0 0 @d  Head: Frontal View. Hair shaven off for
+                |  <b |         clarity.
+                | ___c|
+                \     /         a. eyes, myoptic through constant
+                 |   |                   viewing of a computer monitor.
+                                b. nose.
+                                c. mouth for sighing when the hard disk
+                                   crashes.
+                                d. ears for ignoring the chat bell.
+
+        BREEDING: Despite the fact that most SysOps behave like the
+                  proverbial rabbits when it comes to breeding, there
+                  are still very few of them.
+                    This may be due to the glaring absence of female
+                  sysops; there are few if any, so SysOps sometimes
+                  get on with non-SysOps, leading to the cross-breed
+                  called the Assistant SysOp.
+
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------  
+                         ======================= 
+                          LETTERS TO THE EDITOR 
+                         ======================= 
+ 
+             If you would like your views publicised, feel free 
+             to drop me a line C/o Fearless Fred - 562-0686 
+
+                      Please keep your letters short. 
+ 
+                ----------------------------------------- 
+ 
+         Dear Sir, 
+ 
+         I would like to make a complaint on the morals of our society. 
+         I was walking along one day, in Carlton it was, minding my own  
+         business (walking on the other side of the street where the  
+         50 wogs were standing waiting for the painters to do their 
+         room) when I saw this most despicable thing.  This old lady was 
+         ACTUALLY GIVING MILK TO A STRAY CAT!!  The obscenity of the scene 
+         was almost too much to bear. 
+ 
+         I went over to the little old dear and kicked her in the guts and  
+         asked her what the fuck she was feeding the cat for?  She groaned  
+         and said "Because it is a nice thing to do."  I know that if you  
+         were there then you too would have kicked her too.  I picked up  
+         the cat and hurled it into the oncoming traffic and had my efforts 
+         gratified by seeing it run over by a semi. 
+ 
+         I hope you will join me in helping to rid the world of kind little  
+         old ladies who feed cats and have little yapping terriers that 
+         don't shut the fuck up. 
+ 
+         Yours Faithfully, 
+ 
+         ________ 
+         |       \                |    |           |\    /| 
+         |        \              _|_   | __        | \  / | 
+         |         \   ___   ___  |    |/  \       |  \/  |  ___     __ 
+         |         /  (___)  ___) |    |   |       |      |  ___)  |/  \ 
+         |        /   (___, (___) \/   |   |       |      | (___)  |   | 
+         |_______/                                 |      | 
+ 
+ 
+                   ----------------------------------------- 
+ 
+         Dear Mr Death, 
+ 
+         It is heartwarming to read that there are still some people 
+         in this world with enough moral fibre to make the effort, 
+         cross the road and actually right such wrongs. 
+ 
+         Pity you didn't have an uzi, you could have wiped out the 
+         wogs at the same time. 
+ 
+         Sincerely, Ed. 
+ 
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------  
+                           =======================  
+                            This Edition's Awards  
+                           ======================= 
+  
+        Pissed off Sysop of the Month............... Craig Bowen 
+ 
+        Drunken sysop of the month.................. Fearless Fred  
+                                                     (AGAIN!) 
+ 
+        Bastard of the month........................ The Masked Avenger  
+                                                     (AGAIN!) 
+ 
+        Tree Stump Award............................ The Lensman 
+ 
+        Big Tits Award.............................. Julie Alderman 
+ 
+        Midwife Award............................... SYN ... 
+ 
+        Midwife with Big Tits Award................. WOODY!
+
+        Have Phone will Conference Award............ Disk Destroyer 
+ 
+        Disgusting Award............................ Lounge Lizzard 
+ 
+        Boss of the Month........................... Nixx 
+        (Where would the AT files be if I couldn't 
+         write and edit them at work?) 
+ 
+        Fuckwits.................................... Conan 
+                                                     Blue Thunder 
+                                                     Phoenix 
+
+        I Had A Bright Idea, But... Award........... Brett MacMillan
+
+        I Thought He Had A Bright Idea Too Award.... The Mentat 
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------  
+                         ======================== 
+                          Quotes for this month.  
+                         ========================  
+
+        Craig Bowen:     "I've got a throbber!"
+
+        Lounge Lizzard:  "Why buy a hanky when you're wearing a shirt?"
+
+        Lounge Lizzard:  (To Disk Destroyer) "What are faggots good for?"
+
+        Disk Destroyer:  "They'll pick you up, they like doing that."
+
+                         "Don't fuck with (Radio Active), he's not the
+                          one to fuck with."
+
+        Fearless Fred:   (To Disk Destroyer) "Is Robbie one of your faggot
+                          friends?"
+
+        Disk Destroyer:  "He's one of them."
+
+        Fearless Fred:   "Monk, how many inches have you got?"
+
+        Thelonius Monk:  "I've got one." 
+
+        Killer Tomato:   "I woke up not feeling myself, in fact I was
+                          a little stiff."
+
+        Killer Tomato:   "It's not as stiff as it was."
+
+        Ford Prefect:    "I'm affraid I don't understand that last 
+                          statement."
+
+        Mandi:           (To Disk Destroyer) "Do you have a dick?" 
+ 
+        Disk Destroyer:  "No fucking way!" 
+                         "I don't have one." 
+                         "It's not fair!" 
+ 
+        Vagabond:        "I've got things coming out of my ass." 
+
+        SYN ...:         "I can't remember anything!"
+
+        Mandi:           "Get off my candle!"
+
+        Thelonius Monk:  "I hate it when you go to the toilet and
+                          you're really feeling out of it, and your
+                          dressing gown is just draping around and
+                          you piss on it."
+
+        Thelonius Monk:  "If I had any sense of decency I'd be disgusted."
+
+        Disk Destroyer:  "That's a quote, that's a quote!"
+
+        Disk Destroyer:  "Where's the Whiz Fizz?"
+
+        The Lensman:      (To Royna) "I'm making to hard for you
+                                      aren't I?"
+
+     ---------------------------------------------------------------------  
+                             ================= 
+                              YOUR STAR SIGNS  
+                             ================= 
+ 
+        Sorry folks, this month Ze Prophet is on holidays, so he 
+        hasn't been able to write up your star signs this month. 
+        He did, however, send us a postcard for publication. - Ed. 
+ 
+ 
+        Darlings! You should see all the hunks on the beaches here, 
+        I think I must have died and come to heaven. 
+        Sorry I haven't had time to write the star signs this month, 
+        but Bruce is so energetic he just wears me out. 
+        I shall be back next month though with a guide to your  
+        perfect match. 
+ 
+                     Till next time huneeth....  
+ 
+                     XXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOXXXXXXXXX 
+                                                       Ze Prophet. 
+ 
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+                          ====================== 
+                           The Classified Pages 
+                          ====================== 
+
+              For Sale:   One Pacific Island.
+                          Comes with a heap of users, and a
+                          heap of cops watching them.
+
+                          Credit Cards NOT welcome! 
+              -------------------------------------------------- 
+              Wanted:     Good lawyer. Contact: Brett MacMillan.
+              -------------------------------------------------- 
+              Wanted:     Sum Sicopaths. 
+                          Dad pays BIG BIG munee 2 keep me happy 
+                          Lamers will die!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
+                          Don't call me, i phreak U. 
+                          [tc!] 
+              -------------------------------------------------- 
+              Wanted:     Sex Manuals. Contact: Dick Destroyed.
+              -------------------------------------------------- 
+              Wanted:     Julie Adlerman's phone number.
+                          Or preferably Julie Alderman.
+                          We'll pay heaps!
+                          Contact: Fearless Fred / The Lensman.
+                          C/o The Twilite Zone. (03) 562-0686
+              -------------------------------------------------- 
+ 
+              If you wish to advertise here, please contact: 
+ 
+              Fearless Fred. C/o The Twilite Zone 562-0686 
+ 
+     --------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+                           ====================
+                            Defamation Corner.
+                           ====================
+
+        A while ago we promiced to publish a certain photo revealing
+        a certain well known and documented nerd after he held a well
+        known and documented communist for ransom. After the relevant
+        legal authorities heard we had such a photo we were unable to
+        publish it, until now.
+ 
+                                           ##################
+        +----------------------+          ####################
+        | +------------------+ |           ###################
+        | | >g               | |            |  ____    #######
+        | | ???????? logging | |            | / __ \   #######
+        | | off (any BBS).   | |            \  /  \    #######
+        | |                  | |             | |o  |    ######
+        | | Your stats for   | |             | \__/      #####
+        | | today:           | |             /  ___/     ####
+        | |                  | |            /__           |
+        | | Uploads: 0 Kb    | |               \, __  _   |
+        | | Downloads: 9334Kb| |          /\    =======\  /
+        | | Stop sponging!   | |         /  \   \__      /
+        | |                  | |         |   |    /      \_ _
+        | +------------------+ |     ____|   |__  \   _ /    \
+        | AMIGA 1000           | ____|#        |___\_         \
+        +----------++----------+/____###_______|   /  ______   \
+        |   +--+   ||   +--+   || ___)# ||_  _|   |  /      \   \
+        | ==|__|== || ==|__|== || ___)  | |__|    |  |       |   \
+        | o +--+   || o +--+   |\____)  |---------|  |       |    \
+        +----------++----------+     |FP|         |  |       |     |
+        |\  =============  ____|     ###########_ |  |       /     |
+        | \____________  _/ _  \_         /      \_   \      |     |
+        |\|__________  _/  ( )   \_       | ___    \  |      |     |
+        | |           /   ( O )    \_     `_| |_/   \_/      |     |
+        | |          /     (_)       \_     | | \           /      |
+        | |  +----- /                  \_   ( )  \         /       |
+        | |  |     /                     \___,__/ \      _/        |
+        | |  |    /   _    __         _   \        \____/          |
+        | |  |   /   ( )  /  |       ( )   \                       |
+        | |  |  /   ( O ) |   \     ( O )   \                      |
+        | |  |  |    (_) /     |     (_)     \                     |
+        | _____/ \__    |       \             \                    |
+         /          \__/         |             \                  /
+        |             |           \             \                /
+        \____________/             |____________|_______________/
+ 
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+                          Anarchistic Tendencies IX 
+                              (C) January 1989  
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+          ------------------------------------------------------
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+                  The Defence Case of a Dipsomaniac. 
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+
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+<BODY BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#00FF00" LINK="#00FF00" ALINK="#00AA00" VLINK="#00AA00">
+<H1>Electronic Magazines: ATHENE</H1>
+<P>
+<I>ATHENE is the Online Magazine of Amateur Creative Writing. 
+It's loaded with many stories, not really falling along any particular lines.
+</I>
+<P>
+<TABLE WIDTH=100%>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#00FF00><FONT COLOR=#000000><B>Filename</B><BR></FONT></TD>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#00DD00><FONT COLOR=#000000><B>Size</B><BR></FONT></TD>
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+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATHENE/ath1n1">ath1n1</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 106272<BR><TD> Athene: Volume 1, Issue 1, September 1989
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATHENE/ath1n2">ath1n2</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 119880<BR><TD> Athene: Volume 1, Issue 2, October 1989
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATHENE/ath1n3">ath1n3</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 136404<BR><TD> Athene: Volume 1, Issue 3, November 1989
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATHENE/ath1n4">ath1n4</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 126036<BR><TD> Athene: Volume 1, Issue 4, December 1989
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATHENE/ath2n1">ath2n1</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 82074<BR><TD> Athene: Volume 2, Issue 1, February 1990
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATHENE/ath2n2">ath2n2</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 59980<BR><TD> Athene: Volume 2, Issue 2, March 1990
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATHENE/ath2n3">ath2n3</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 79661<BR><TD> Athene: Volume 2, Issue 3, July 1990
+</TABLE><P><TABLE WIDTH=100%><TR><TD ALIGN=RIGHT><SMALL>There are 7 files for a total of 710,307 bytes.</SMALL></TABLE><P>
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+<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#000000" ALINK="#004400" VLINK="#004400">
+<H1>Electronic Magazines: ATHENE</H1>
+<P>
+<I>ATHENE is the Online Magazine of Amateur Creative Writing. 
+It's loaded with many stories, not really falling along any particular lines.
+</I>
+<P>
+<TABLE WIDTH=100%>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#000000><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Filename</B><BR></FONT></TD>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#002200><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Size</B><BR></FONT></TD>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#004400><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Description of the Textfile</B><BR></TD></TR>
+<tab indent=60 id=T><br>
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ath1n1">ath1n1</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 106272<BR><TD> Athene: Volume 1, Issue 1, September 1989
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ath1n2">ath1n2</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 119880<BR><TD> Athene: Volume 1, Issue 2, October 1989
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ath1n3">ath1n3</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 136404<BR><TD> Athene: Volume 1, Issue 3, November 1989
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ath1n4">ath1n4</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 126036<BR><TD> Athene: Volume 1, Issue 4, December 1989
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ath2n1">ath2n1</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 82074<BR><TD> Athene: Volume 2, Issue 1, February 1990
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ath2n2">ath2n2</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 59980<BR><TD> Athene: Volume 2, Issue 2, March 1990
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ath2n3">ath2n3</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 79661<BR><TD> Athene: Volume 2, Issue 3, July 1990
+</TABLE><P><TABLE WIDTH=100%><TR><TD ALIGN=RIGHT><SMALL>There are 7 files for a total of 710,307 bytes.</SMALL></TABLE><P>
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+   ***     ***              -------------------             ****    ***         
+ ******   *****             The Online Magazine             ***********         
+ ******   *****         of Amateur Creative Writing        ************         
+                        ---------------------------                             
+                                                                                
+ ======================================================================         
+ September 1989              Circulation: 205         Volume I, Issue 1         
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                 Contents                                       
+                                                                                
+ Etc...  ..................................................  Jim McCabe         
+                                                             Commentary         
+                                                                                
+ One Slip  ........................................  David B. O'Donnell         
+ --------                                                       Fiction         
+                                                                                
+ The Problem with the Planet  .............................  Derek Zahn         
+ ---------------------------                                    Fiction         
+                                                                                
+ August 1968  .........................................  Marvin Germany         
+ -----------                                                     Poetry         
+                                                                                
+ Duet  ....................................................  Bill Sklar         
+ ----                                                           Fiction         
+                                                                                
+ Picture Perfect (part 1 of 2)  ...........................  Gene Smith         
+ ---------------                                                Fiction         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+   ******************************************************************           
+   *                                                                *           
+   *              ATHENE, Copyright 1989 By Jim McCabe              *           
+   *  This magazine may be archived and reproduced without charge   *           
+   *      under the condition that it is left in its entirety.      *           
+   *   The individual works within are the sole property of their   *           
+   *    respective authors, and no further use of these works is    *           
+   *           permitted without their explicit consent.            *           
+   *               Athene is published quasi-monthly                *           
+   *              by Jim McCabe, MCCABE@MTUS5.BITNET.               *           
+   *    This ASCII edition was created on an IBM 3161 mainframe     *           
+   *             using the Xedit System Product Editor.             *           
+   *                                                                *           
+   ******************************************************************           
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ Etc...                                                                         
+ Jim McCabe                                                                     
+ MCCABE@MTUS5.BITNET                                                            
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      Many people have asked me why  I am publishing Athene.  This, the         
+ first issue, is as good a place as any to answer this question.                
+                                                                                
+      I  love short  stories.  I  had  heard of  FSFnet, an  electronic         
+ magazine that specialized in fantasy  and science fiction stories, and         
+ liked the  idea of a  computer-distributed magazine.  The idea  was so         
+ appealing that I  just assumed there must be lots  of them "out there"         
+ on the networks.                                                               
+                                                                                
+      So I started looking around for one.                                      
+                                                                                
+      I  posted messages  to  all sorts  of  different network  special         
+ interest groups, asking if anyone knew where I could subscribe to such         
+ a magazine.   No one  seemed to  know if any  even existed,  much less         
+ where to find them.  Usually, I  would get a few responses from people         
+ who said, "I don't know of any story magazines, but please let me know         
+ if you find one!"                                                              
+                                                                                
+      This routine  continued for another  couple weeks, and  I finally         
+ realized that  if I wanted a  fiction magazine I'd have  to publish it         
+ myself.  And thus Athene was born.                                             
+                                                                                
+      But what  could I do  to improve upon  the idea?  Well,  first of         
+ all, I like a  good story, ANY good story --  not just science fiction         
+ or  fantasy.  Man,  it would  be great  if there  was a  magazine that         
+ published  quality stories  from  all walks  of literature;  religion,         
+ mystery,  drama,  politics, human  nature,  sports,  and business,  in         
+ addition to scifi and fantasy.                                                 
+                                                                                
+      I started looking  around at some of the existing  emags, to find         
+ out what kind of distribution schemes  they used.  And then I realized         
+ that  about half  of them  were really  ugly.  Sure,  they were  great         
+ magazines and  the content was  first-rate, but the appearance  was so         
+ distracting that I had a hard  time taking them seriously.  This would         
+ be something I'd have to fix.                                                  
+                                                                                
+      Laser printers are becoming more and more commonplace these days.         
+ Why  not distribute  Athene  pre-formatted  and ready  to  print on  a         
+ high-quality  printer?  "Because  not  everyone has  one, doofus!"  So         
+ Athene is  be distributed in two  formats; one for people  who can use         
+ PostScript printers and another for those who can't, or don't want to.         
+ Maybe I suceeded in making both versions as pretty as possible.                
+                                                                                
+      And here we are, three months and 205 subscribers later, with the         
+ premier  issue of  Athene.  I  think you'll  agree that  I met  my two         
+ goals.   The  content  is  great,  and  it  looks  pretty  nifty  too.         
+ Hopefully, Athene will only get better as time goes on.                        
+                                                                                
+      So sit back, relax, and enjoy the stories.  (Or else!) Until next         
+ month,                                                                         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                 -- Jim         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ One Slip                                                                       
+ By David B. O'Donnell                                                          
+ LUTHER@MTUS5.BITNET                                                            
+ Copyright 1989 David B. O'Donnell                                              
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+         "And with one slip...                                                  
+          we can lose ourselves forever"                                        
+                                                                                
+          Shriekback, ''The Only Thing That Shines''                            
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      While Rome burned down around us, we made passionate love.  Then,         
+ like insane  clockwork, the  meter ran  out, and  with a  cold sputter         
+ Denis and  the ashes of Rome  faded away.  Leaving me,  as they always         
+ did, lying in a  sheen of lukewarm sweat, stretched out  on my slab of         
+ bedfoam with  that light-year  stare that  is all  that remains  of an         
+ interrupted stint with a Hallucer.                                             
+                                                                                
+      Rolling off  the sweaty  durafoam, I headed  over to  the 'lucer,         
+ fishing out a  few of the Fuehrer's finest.  But  then the shivers hit         
+ me, and  the "instinct to survive"  kicked in.  I'd been  hooked up to         
+ the 'lucer an awful  lot lately -- evidenced by the  fact that only 30         
+ new Deutschemarks were  left, out of this month's payment,  and it was         
+ only the first  Satur- day of the  month.  If you stay  plugged in too         
+ long, your  sense of  reality weakens,  especially if  you hallucinate         
+ your  past, and  the shivers  were a  sign my  body was  struggling to         
+ recall just where I was.                                                       
+                                                                                
+      The Fourth  Reich had promised the  world an age of  equality, of         
+ prosperity  --   of  all  the   things  the  social   democracies  and         
+ free-enterprise Bolsheviks had promised  us, fifty years ago.  Neither         
+ delivered.   America was  defunct, torn  apart in  the civil  war that         
+ erupted  when  their  52nd  President/High Priest  had  declared  that         
+ certain  nationality-, color-,  and  preference-based minorities  were         
+ damned and  therefore should be  ''Cleaned off  the face of  this here         
+ earth,  yea verily,  we  will  HEAL this  planet  of  its sins!''  The         
+ Sino-Soviets were  still struggling  with the realities  of conquering         
+ each other,  were still trying  to deal  with the nearly  four billion         
+ hungry  mouths inside  their  vast  borders.  Rumor  had  it that  the         
+ Imperial  Australian  Navy  was  using thermonuclear  devices  on  the         
+ Coalition of the People's Democratic Pacific Islands.  All in all, our         
+ world  was heading  own  the  path to  annihilation  faster than  ever         
+ before.  In the middle of  this anarchic chaos, the European Community         
+ suddenly declared itself the Fourth Reich,  and promised to usher in a         
+ new age to this poor world.                                                    
+                                                                                
+      At first, no one listened, but when the Reich started advertising         
+ for buyers  for its  SURPLUS grain,  then for  ''Persons of  any race,         
+ creed, color, nationality, or political or sexual preference'' to join         
+ in a ''Heraklean  task: namely, that of saving  our beleaguered Mother         
+ Earth, and of  securing the eternal continuance of  homo sapiens'', we         
+ listened.  Hell, who cared if they chose to call what they had a Reich         
+ or a  Playground?  It WORKED --  there was no war,  no suppression, no         
+ oppression, and plenty of food.  The exodus from the ruins of New York         
+ would have impressed  Cecile B.  DeMille, as  literally millions raced         
+ to leave the corruption behind.                                                
+                                                                                
+      The People's  Democratic Republic of New  Moskva capitulated over         
+ the phone; their people were tired,  hungry, cold, and many were dying         
+ from radiation sickness.   If we could deliver  100,000 coats, rations         
+ for a  week, and  medical supplies,  the eastern  quarter of  Asia was         
+ ours.  We delivered, though knowing now as  I do at the price that was         
+ paid for that first victory, I  almost wonder if it wouldn't have been         
+ easier to let them die, and simply walk in.                                    
+                                                                                
+      My watch has died, the solar cell a bloated green, but I can tell         
+ by the  way the  sunlight filters  through the smoke  that it  must be         
+ noon.  Out in the courtyard, more burnings are taking place, and I can         
+ hear the cries, smell the sweetness as the bodies of the loyalists are         
+ consumed by plasma torch.                                                      
+                                                                                
+      Shuffling to the  fridge, I peer inside.  There is  still food --         
+ such as it is -- and distillate, enough  for a week or two if I spread         
+ it out.  The protein extract bars are  gooey this week, and I can only         
+ barely repress a  shudder as an old memory of  the Prague Experimental         
+ Food  Processing Plant  comes unbidden  to mind,  but I  tear off  the         
+ bioplastic  cover, and  scarf it  down nonetheless.   It has  no taste         
+ (that's  what the  distillate  is for)  but it  does  contain all  the         
+ necessary nutrients for a healthy body.   I have to grin at the irony;         
+ my body is  wracked with a dozen  types of pain daily,  from the wars,         
+ and my mind is a shattered  vase, only thinly held together by fantasy         
+ and the  'lucer.  Hopefully,  they will  be coming to  take me  to the         
+ courtyard soon.  I suppose I'll scream, like the others, because it is         
+ somehow the proper thing to do, but that thought slips away as my mind         
+ turns back to what it calls the past.                                          
+                                                                                
+      The  first few  conquests were  easy enough,  but eventually  the         
+ remnants of  the old  nationalist fires were  restoked, and  it became         
+ necessary to  fight to  free the  enslaved masses.   We had  to starve         
+ Britain out;  over seven millions died  in the three years  it took to         
+ break  her, and  parts of  the island  to this  day smell  like rotted         
+ flesh.  And yet, it is said that the most beautiful flower in creation         
+ grows there, and only there: St.  Margaret's Thatch, thin wiry flowers         
+ an iridescent blood-red.  I had a  few once; sent Denis a bouquet, but         
+ he complained  they arrived  dead, scratchy, and  gave him  a horrible         
+ allergy-reaction.  I laughed, then, and eventually he got the joke.            
+                                                                                
+      We met during the South African  campaign, the one of '94.  I was         
+ a leftenant in the Fuehrer's air forces, Denis was a network jockey, a         
+ console cowboy, and a notorious  philanderer.  In mid May, we atomized         
+ Cape Town  (and all  three million secessionists);  on the  day after,         
+ Denis and I were married.  My parents  had died in a place once called         
+ Baltimore, of a rouge cold virus  the Canadians had let loose a decade         
+ ago.  Denis'  refused to come to  the ceremony.  I guess  that was for         
+ the best, because  they died the next week, of  gunshot wounds through         
+ the back; the Internal Police  determined they were passing secrets to         
+ Beijing.  We decided to swap last names  as part of the ceremony, so I         
+ became Kelly Frustham, and Denis took my last name of O'Reilly.                
+                                                                                
+      In 2095, the forces of the Fourth Reich had completely subjugated         
+ Europe, Africa, and the Americas.  Heady on our successes, no one paid         
+ attention  to the  unrest in  Dusseldorf; everyone  knew the  tales of         
+ genetic  manipulation were  wrong,  anyway.  The  Fuehrer would  never         
+ sanction the use of human beings as cattle, would she?                         
+                                                                                
+      Denis and I spent the summer of 2095 in a Paris flat, living like         
+ artists.  I was  his model, and he  made paintings of me  in the nude,         
+ and even  managed to paint  us very realistically making  love.  Those         
+ were the happiest  days of our lives.  We were  both successful in our         
+ jobs,  happy with  ourselves, and  bouyant with  propaganda-influenced         
+ pride in  our Fuehrer.   October fourth, the  forces of  the Fuehrer's         
+ space fleet destroyed the Sino-Soviet battlestation; For my birthday a         
+ week later, Denis presented me with a piece of the station, encased in         
+ thermoplastic resin.  He never told me  where he found it, but I carry         
+ it  around with  me everywhere.   The edges  are a  little smooth  and         
+ rounded, but you can still read the Chinese glyphs on the metal.               
+                                                                                
+      It's Friday  now.  On Wednesday  I gambled with the  guard leader         
+ for more  money for  the 'lucer,  and lost.  She  made me  do terrible         
+ things to her with latin names...  it took two days to rinse her taste         
+ out of my mouth with distillate.  I am ever gladder that I never liked         
+ women.  Oh, they took the Russian  away last night, little Nikita.  He         
+ was a  quiet, withdrawn  man, who  spent his  time playing  chess with         
+ himself, but you  would have thought they had shoved  a bowling pin up         
+ his ass last night.  Maybe they did.  I decided it isn't true, though,         
+ what the  Bureau of Information  always said.  Russians smell  just as         
+ cloyingly bad as we do when  they burn.  Maybe they spitted him before         
+ turning on their portable reactor?  I  don't know.  I need to remember         
+ Denis, his image  is fading away as the glue  holding my past together         
+ dissolves into dust.                                                           
+                                                                                
+      We adopted Hans in 2096.  He  turned out to be a sullen, stubborn         
+ boy.  His  parents were American fundamentalists,  and their prejudice         
+ had been set into the substrate of his soul.  He didn't approve of me,         
+ he wanted  to kill us both.   We sent him to  the State Psychiatrists.         
+ They  told  us  to  put  him  in the  Army.   He  died,  in  2097,  in         
+ Vladivostok, of  a latent form of  the same cold virus  that killed my         
+ parents.  We decided to have no more children, and moved from Paris to         
+ a spacious apartment  in Wiesbaden.  The sign said it  had once housed         
+ the American  President George Bush,  but my histories,  from America,         
+ told me he had been assassinated in 1991 by members of the ''Coalition         
+ for  a Catholic  Congress'', one  of  the many  hundreds of  terrorist         
+ groups his  regime had  fought against (and  eventually lost  to).  We         
+ bought two  siamese kittens, and  settled down.  The news  from Berlin         
+ was  good, the  Fuehrer's lover  had  declared her  pregnant with  the         
+ Fuehrer-to-be,  and the  world was  preparing for  our assault  on the         
+ Empire of Australia.                                                           
+                                                                                
+      Even though  we were both  nearly forty,  Denis and I  enjoyed an         
+ active,  healthy  sex  life.   We  were  always  careful  to  immunize         
+ ourselves before and  after making love -- we didn't  want a repeat of         
+ the horrors of the Albuquerque Plagues of the early teens.  But as all         
+ things  do,  every- thing  changed  when  our  fleets were  routed  by         
+ Australia.  Denis  became furtive,  and our relationship  suffered.  I         
+ was no longer his beau, his beloved Kelly.                                     
+                                                                                
+      Denis was  arrested soon after  the defeat, on charges  of having         
+ conspired to  bring about  the defeat of  our forces  through database         
+ treason.  I  never saw him  again.  Soon  afterward, we began  to lose         
+ more and more battles.   I was in Rome when the  forces of the Emperor         
+ of Australia burned her; I helped  defend the city, but was shot down.         
+ I was captured, or at least that's what I remember.  I was in hospital         
+ for many weeks, and they say I did little else but call out for Denis.         
+                                                                                
+      They have come for me at  last.  I am the only remaining loyalist         
+ to hold  out, they say.  Everyone  else has condemned the  Fuehrer, or         
+ died in  the plasma torch.   I tell them that  I don't care  what they         
+ want me  to say,  or not to  say.  She  gave us hope,  at least  for a         
+ little while.  I ask them what my torture will be, and the leader, the         
+ same  woman who  defeated me  with her  loaded dice,  leers at  me and         
+ points at my crotch while making  a slicing motion.  It doesn't bother         
+ me, though.  I have long since been without need for that piece of me.         
+ As  we stumble  out into  the corriidor,  I see  the image  the 'lucer         
+ always fails on...  As Rome burns around us, Denis and I are locked in         
+ passionate embrace.                                                            
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+           A neophyte author, Luther (aka David O'Donnell, aka                  
+           Atropos)   submits  that   William  Gibson,   Roger                  
+           Zelazny,  Michael Moorcock  and  Frank Herbert  are                  
+           probably  his  biggest  influences.  While  he  has                  
+           written  a few  short stories,  poetry is  his main                  
+           thrust.   Born  and  lived his  life  in  Michigan,                  
+           Luther is  a (soon-to-be) graduated senior  at MTU,                  
+           in   the   field    of   Scientific   &   Technical                  
+           Communication.  He  has hopes of following  up with                  
+           graduate studies  at Brown University, where  he is                  
+           owner of the Belief-L Listserv list.  Luther can be                  
+           reached at  his network address and  enjoys talking                  
+           about anything.                                                      
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ The Problem with the Planet                                                    
+ By Derek Zahn                                                                  
+ derek@cs.wisc.edu                                                              
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      -- Oh,  how strange and  delightful the  planet is.  Look  at it,         
+ Noo.  Fascinating, odd  architecture, humans scurrying to  and fro.  I         
+ knew that  this would be  the right place  to go.  "Too  far," indeed.         
+ Fantastic.  Look at all that  activity.  Noo, leave off the topography         
+ plots for a minute and look, will you?                                         
+      -- Ah.  Strange, the brochure  didn't show any vehicles like that         
+ and I'm sure the buildings are supposed to be smaller.                         
+      --  Don't be  a spoilsport.   Things change  over time,  you know         
+ that.                                                                          
+      -- Looks rather dirty to me.                                              
+      -- It's just technology.  Think  how glorious the construction of         
+ our  temples will  be.  How  splendid  the artwork,  songs of  praise,         
+ sacrifices.  Find  a place to  land for Contact.  I'm  nearly unstable         
+ with anticipation.  How about that clear spot over there?                      
+      -- Patience, Vee.   Let's wait until the activity  dies down.  We         
+ wouldn't want  to lessen  the impact by  giving ourselves  away before         
+ we're prepared.                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      Johnny  Westlake sat  in the  middle of  the fifth  green at  Las         
+ Palmas, his  legs crossed under  him.  He  would often sneak  into the         
+ course  long after  the  yups  and the  retirees  and the  businessmen         
+ playing hookey  finished miscounting  their strokes.  He  would wander         
+ through  his mysterious  and empty  faeryland of  palm trees,  bridged         
+ brooks, and  shadows, and finally  choose a  place to sit.   To brood,         
+ usually.                                                                       
+      To brood, tonight.                                                        
+      He whiled  away the time  hurling carefully crafted  invective at         
+ his  own  life and  the  institution  of  life itself,  worthless  and         
+ wretched.  For Johnny was not a happy  man; nor was he quite sane.  He         
+ would readily  agree with  that assessment, though  he might  raise an         
+ eyebrow at his assessor and demand a concrete example of sanity to use         
+ as a referent.  Or one of happiness, for that matter.                          
+      His few friends  had given up discussing the subject  at all with         
+ him long ago, which suited Johnny just fine.  They didn't understand.          
+      "The problem with  our sick world and my sick  self," Johnny said         
+ to nobody at all, "is that  we've lost our innocence.  Jack climbs the         
+ beanstalk and finds a castle.  What  does he do?  Robs and murders the         
+ inhabitant.  Right, wrong,  who knows?  But surely  not innocent.  Not         
+ innocent at all."                                                              
+      He paused,  making quite sure that  the point was made.   "We are         
+ given  blind  scientific  truth  and an  abundance  of  cleverness  as         
+ substitutes.  Hah!"                                                            
+      He imagined himself a Preacher  of the New Faith, casting symbols         
+ to the wind.   "Tree of Knowledge, my ass!  Mislabeling  is lying.  We         
+ cannot  conceive  innocent gods  any  more  than gods  could  conceive         
+ innocent  Man.  Is  there even  any meaning  to the  word, or  does it         
+ merely echo  endlessly across  the generations, one  more unattainable         
+ dream?"                                                                        
+      The question  was asked  to the  empty air.   No answer  came, so         
+ Johnny specifically addressed the close-cut  grass on the green around         
+ him.  "Do you yet retain innocence, O Blades?  Do you endure the Mower         
+ and  Divoting  Dolts  with  joyful abandon?   Are  you  unaffected  by         
+ fertilizers  and herbicides,  uppers and  downers?  Are  you satisfied         
+ with the role you've been chosen to play, O carefully stunted Blades?"         
+      With an expansive gesture, he leaned toward the ground, listening         
+ for a  response.  As usual, he  got one.  _We'd_be_happier_without_you         
+ _sitting_on_us,_jerk._                                                         
+      Johnny  laughed and  sprung to  his  feet, full  of the  peculiar         
+ mixture  of  anger,  cynicism,   and  poor  reality-testing  that  had         
+ energized  and  consumed  his  life  after  Terri  gave  up  on  their         
+ relationship,  almost a  year before.   So  long ago,  and in  another         
+ world.                                                                         
+      Very deliberately, he deposited a carcass of a field mouse in the         
+ hole near  the center of  the green.   He'd found the  corpse earlier,         
+ nestled in  the tall dry  grasses in the rough.   The two of  them had         
+ entertained each other,  seemingly endlessly, with songs  and tales of         
+ their worlds gone  similarly mad.  Johnny felt that,  for the briefest         
+ moment, he had found a compatriot.                                             
+      "Surprise on five tomorrow," he said, and giggled.                        
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      --  What shall  we wear?   Look at  this morph  design I've  been         
+ working on.  Three  heads; one breathing fire, one  breathing ice, and         
+ one  for  communication.   Hard  green   scaly  pelt.   I  think  it's         
+ beautiful.                                                                     
+      --  Ah.  You're  right, of  course,  Vee.  However,  it might  be         
+ rather disconcerting to them.  Consider these designs.                         
+      -- They look just like humans.                                            
+      -- Exactly.   Except note the  large size  and some of  the finer         
+ details.                                                                       
+      -- Well, I suppose they'll do.  Anything for you, my dear.                
+      -- You are most gracious, my dear.                                        
+      -- Help me fit it, then, will you?  My edges feel a bit frayed.           
+      -- My pleasure.                                                           
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      Dust swirled around  Johnny and into his face, and  he cursed the         
+ Furies, as  if they were  somehow responsible  for wind and  grit from         
+ sandtraps.  It  gradually settled, and  Johnny could sense  that there         
+ was something different around him.  A certain electricity in the air.         
+      He  heard a  slight shimmering,  tinkling sound  and two  figures         
+ appeared before him, out of nothing.                                           
+      They towered over  him, at least twice his height,  and they were         
+ human.  Well,  they _looked_ human,  except for their  massive stature         
+ and faintly glowing  skin.  They wore no clothing,  and looked vaguely         
+ Mediterranean.                                                                 
+      Johnny stood very still while they appeared, his eyes narrowed to         
+ suspicious slits.  Then he laughed.                                            
+      He  said, "I  regret  to  inform you  that  night-putting is  not         
+ allowed at  Las Palmas.  The  course opens promptly at  eight o'clock.         
+ Come back then."                                                               
+      He noticed  no effect  on the  two apparitions  at first.   Not a         
+ muscle moved, not a hair bent in the mild breeze.  Their eyes gazed at         
+ some spot slightly above Johnny and far behind him.  After a time, the         
+ male figure opened its mouth.                                                  
+      "Adore and Worship Us, Mortal!" The words thundered forth.                
+      Johnny was  stunned by the  volume of  the command for  a moment,         
+ then shrugged it off.  "What have we here?  Have Adam and Eve returned         
+ to the scene of their crimes expecting thanks?"                                
+      He circled the pair, cautiously.                                          
+      "When the  blind lead the blind  the result is blind  faith.  You         
+ overestimate  your   charms,  my   opalescent  friends."   He  paused,         
+ collecting  his thoughts.   His  own particular  brew  of torture  and         
+ sorrow swirled inside him, the frothy bubbles spilling from his mouth.         
+      "Adore and  worship?  And  what reward will  great gods  offer in         
+ exchange for my  soul this time?  You will bring  Terri back, perhaps?         
+ You will create peace and harmony where none exists to ease the burden         
+ of your murderous  charges?  The bribes offered by gods  are the least         
+ honorable of all, for they cost them nothing."                                 
+      He  was  shouting now.   "Keep  your  trinkets and  well-polished         
+ services, soul-catchers!  They are not required here."                         
+      Johnny's  breath quickened  as he  awaited a  response.  After  a         
+ time, the female's gaze converged on him.                                      
+      "Adore and Worship Us!" she boomed.                                       
+      "Fuck off."                                                               
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      -- Noo, are you sure that the translator is working properly?             
+      -- Yes, it  all checks.  This is most  distressing.  The brochure         
+ details the  human reactions  that other groups  have received  in the         
+ past.   All most  satisfactory.  Occasionally  quite delightful.   But         
+ there's nothing there to account for this.                                     
+      -- I do hope this planet isn't spoiled; we came so far.  We can't         
+ very well replay _this_ for Ga and Tia.  We have to get the natives to         
+ build a few temples and sing and dance and feast.  A little, anyway.           
+      --  I know,  I know:  it's not  much fun  without at  least that.         
+ Let's try again.                                                               
+      The male figure spoke again,  loudly.  "Rejoice and celebrate, my         
+ child, for we are come!"                                                       
+      Johnny clenched  and unclenched his  hands in an odd  rhythm, now         
+ completely oblivious to  anything in his world but  the apparitions in         
+ front of him.                                                                  
+      He cackled a burst of laughter.  "A song, then!" He sang a snatch         
+ from the latest  Bloodhounds tune making the  playlists on progressive         
+ rock stations.                                                                 
+                                                                                
+                     I read the signs                                           
+                     I hate the signs                                           
+                     TV personalities                                           
+                     I hate them all                                            
+                     Buy Coca-Cola                                              
+                     I said, "Buy Coca-Cola"                                    
+                     Don't buy Pepsi                                            
+                     Drink Coke!                                                
+                                                                                
+      He  coughed, and  spat  on the  foot of  the  female giant.   The         
+ spittle  sizzled and  disappeared, as  it might  do on  a frying  pan.         
+ Johnny stared at the glowing foot  for a long time, looking inward and         
+ outward.  He ached.                                                            
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      -- Noo, this is horrible.  I won't stand for it.                          
+      -- Quite right.  I have an idea.  The images in the brochure show         
+ only groups of worshippers.  I wonder  if they have to swarm to behave         
+ properly?                                                                      
+      -- Hey, I bet that's it.                                                  
+      -- There is  a heavily populated area very near  here.  Give me a         
+ moment, my dear, to modify us for flight.                                      
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      "Let me tell you a  story," Johnny said, finally, quietly.  "Once         
+ upon a time  there was a young archaeologist, with  the eagerness of a         
+ fresh Ph.D. in his hand and his  first little hole to dig.   He was in         
+ a god-forsaken and  destitute part of Iraq, looking  for precursors to         
+ the Sumerians.                                                                 
+      "In the course of time, he  discovered a small settlement and, in         
+ particular,  a  stone  building  that   he  fancied  a  small  temple.         
+ Eventually, after much careful digging  and scraping, he unearthed its         
+ secrets.  He found a small enclosure, containing a row of fairly large         
+ urns settled next to the wall.  The north wall.                                
+      "This made  him very excited,  for obscure reasons.  He  issued a         
+ report containing a  description of his findings, and some  of his own         
+ speculation on their significance and possible meaning.                        
+      "He was a foolish and arrogant man."                                      
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      -- I still like the three-headed green lizards better.                    
+      -- Vee, I thought we'd decided to try these morphs again.                 
+      -- Don't  get excited.  I  was only  teasing.  We don't  get many         
+ chances to vacation, especially in wild and remote areas like this.  I         
+ think you should relax and enjoy it.                                           
+      -- You're absolutely right, dearest.  My apologies.                       
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      "Analysis  proved quite  convincingly that  the damned  urns were         
+ toilets,  of course.   Oh, the  slugs  in the  department loved  that.         
+ _Praying_to_the_porcelain_gods,_were_they,_Johnny?_"                           
+      He stifled a giggle.  "The more  I think about it, the more sense         
+ that theory makes."                                                            
+      Johnny  fell silent  then; thinking,  thinking, his  body swaying         
+ slightly.                                                                      
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      -- All set, Vee?                                                          
+      -- I guess so.  Noo, what do  we do if all humans react like this         
+ one?                                                                           
+      -- Call in the harvesters, I guess.                                       
+      -- I suppose so.  Seems sad, somehow.                                     
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      The two figures  rose slowly off the well-tended  grass and began         
+ to float  north.  Their  progress was  smooth and  silent in  the cool         
+ wind.                                                                          
+      Johnny broke  out of his reverie.   He shook an upraised  fist at         
+ the departing aliens.   "You won't find what you want,"  he shouted to         
+ the air.  "Beware expectations in the dominion of Man."                        
+      A short time  later, two o'clock arrived and  the lawn sprinklers         
+ came to life.  Johnny danced playfully in the water, opening his mouth         
+ to catch the droplets in a vain attempt to quench his terrible thirst.         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+           Derek is a computer science graduate student at the                  
+           University of Wisconsin -  Madison.  He is studying                  
+           Artificial Intelligence and is looking for a thesis                  
+           topic, or at least a good margarita.  He grew up in                  
+           a  mongrel  variety  of southeast  Wisconsin  small                  
+           towns and suburban sprawl  areas.  "My friends call                  
+           me 'Derek.'  Telephone solicitors  (incarnations of                  
+           the Antichrist) call me 'Mr.  Zahn.'" Derek started                  
+           writing early on, and at  25 he has nearly mastered                  
+           the entire  alphabet.  He  has written over  half a                  
+           dozen or  so stories  over the  years and  hopes to                  
+           publish  some  in the  high-curculation  paperzines                  
+           he's  been   reading  since  childhood,   "if  only                  
+           everyone  else   would  stop  writing   such  great                  
+           stories..."  His  other  interests range  from  the                  
+           electric guitar, philosophy, and physics to comedy,                  
+           booze, drugs, tennis shoe commercials, netnews, and                  
+           "the usual compugeek stuff."                                         
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ August 1968                                                                    
+ By Marvin Germany                                                              
+ mng@SEI.CMU.EDU                                                                
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+         It's August 1968,                                                      
+         and it's twice as hot                                                  
+         with the city aflame.                                                  
+         Skeets Malone                                                          
+         just figured it was time                                               
+         to get his when he looted                                              
+         the ebony sportscoat from Whitey.                                      
+         Revolution was inevitable                                              
+         as soon as they hit MLK.                                               
+         It's bad enough they got Eldridge,                                     
+         Malcolm, and Angela.                                                   
+         And as he could hear the marching                                      
+         of guardsman and the grinding of their tanks,                          
+         he noticed something on a wall.                                        
+         In a sea of beige, where nothing green                                 
+         grew anymore and where families once lived,                            
+         an oriental poster survived all of this madness.                       
+         And for some odd reason, it occurred to him                            
+         America would go to Europe to fight for the White Man,                 
+         and America would go to Vietnam to fight for the Yellow Man.           
+         But America goes to it's ghettos to hunt the black man.                
+         The grinding of the tanks got closer, as he ran home.                  
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ Duet                                                                           
+ By Bill Sklar                                                                  
+ 86730@LAWRENCE.BITNET                                                          
+ Copyright 1985 Bill Sklar                                                      
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      "Who is she,"  I asked myself as we walked  onto the stage, "this         
+ person with  whom I've spent  so many of  my evenings and  know almost         
+ nothing?" There was  thunderous applause but I could see  as little of         
+ the source as  I could of my musical companion's  mind.  When I looked         
+ up, all that  was visible was a  single light shining on us,  as if it         
+ were an eye, following  us closely as we crossed from  the edge of the         
+ stage to our instruments.                                                      
+                                                                                
+      As we sat  we faced one another  but not once did she  look at me         
+ until she was ready to begin.  With a single nod from her we were into         
+ the first piece.   "She's the leader," I told myself.   "You play with         
+ your soul but she's holding it all together."                                  
+                                                                                
+      Music poured from  my fingers with a fiery Spanish  feel.  I knew         
+ those notes  well and meant  them when I  played them.  She  knew them         
+ even better  than I did  but it was as  if she were  taking dictation.         
+ Her notes  came out  incredibly.  They  were beautifully  accurate but         
+ still--  almost as  if a  computer  played them.   My frustration  was         
+ hammered into  the keys and  came out in the  same way.  My  music was         
+ consumed  with hatred  and  pain "Why  won't you  respond  to me?"  my         
+ fingers  asked her.   She did  nothing  more than  continue her  part,         
+ without  sign of  caring for  the music,  just intense  concentration.         
+ "Why does she call all the shots?" I wanted to know.                           
+                                                                                
+      I went back into  my memory and tried to recall  what it was that         
+ had put me in this position.  "Don't  you know?" a voice from the back         
+ of  my mind  shouted.  "Think  about it,"  it said,  "you wanted  it--         
+ remember?" That  was right--  I had  wanted it.   "God, that  was long         
+ ago," I  thought as  the music  ended with a  furious array  of notes,         
+ fortissimo.   Again came  the anonymous  roar as  the eye  looked down         
+ condescendingly.  "What the hell does it want from me?" I thought.             
+                                                                                
+      "You fool!" it screamed, drowning  out the thunder, "never forget         
+ that  you put  yourself here!   She's  calling the  shots because  you         
+ wanted her to!"                                                                
+                                                                                
+      "You're crazy!" my  mind echoed back, reflexively,  but the voice         
+ was right.  There I was, waiting what seemed like hours, and for what?         
+ Only to play  another useless melody.  To acknowledge  the applause as         
+ smile masked  her face and  she looked out, as  if she could  see that         
+ hidden  audience.  "Why  is she  so perfect?"  came my  next question.         
+ "You're so hidden behind that wall that I can't find you."                     
+                                                                                
+      Before I knew it we were into the next piece.  My fingers knew it         
+ so well that I  was playing it as though I were  the listener, not the         
+ performer.  It was a slow, relaxing piece, so I just let it happen.            
+                                                                                
+      "Do you remember," the voice asked, "how it happened?"                    
+                                                                                
+      Did  I?  I  guess so.   Dr.  Barton  had really  started it  off.         
+ "Stevens!" he'd told me, "this is  Kelly Johnson!  You play with a lot         
+ of feeling but you're sloppy as hell.  She's as accurate as can be but         
+ doesn't say a  damn thing!  I'm putting the two  of you together until         
+ you straighten one another out!" He left us in that room with only two         
+ pianos one another.  We had nothing to do but play.  We started into a         
+ piece and by the fourth measure she'd stopped.                                 
+                                                                                
+      "What's wrong?" I asked.                                                  
+                                                                                
+      "Why don't you try following the rhythm?" she replied coolly.             
+                                                                                
+      "That's what I was doing!" I was getting defensive.                       
+                                                                                
+      "Not really,"  she said.  "Try it  this way." And she  played the         
+ part for me.  She was right.  I had missed a beat.  It hadn't occurred         
+ to me that if  I sound all right I can still be  making a mistake.  In         
+ the  same way  it had  never occurred  to her  that playing  something         
+ accurately doesn't  necessarily mean playing  it well.  "Play  it with         
+ more of a flow, O.K?" I told her somewhere in the same piece.                  
+                                                                                
+      "What sort of a flow?"                                                    
+                                                                                
+      What a  question.  I had to  show her.  "Legato means  a lot more         
+ than 'notes  connected.' Try it more  like this." I played  the piece,         
+ exaggerating the legato so she'd catch on.                                     
+                                                                                
+      "All right," she said.  When she played  it back to me she had my         
+ exaggerated legato copied perfectly.  Every  single bit of emotion she         
+ put into that piece of music was mine because she wouldn't use her own         
+ Every single  rhythm in that  piece was  exactly as written,  but only         
+ because she showed me how to do it.  We were crutches for one another,         
+ but Dr.  Barton was never really satisfied.                                    
+                                                                                
+      So there we were, in a room full of thousands of people.  We were         
+ each totally alone, even apart from each other.  The light shone down,         
+ hotter and  hotter every  minute, making the  relaxation in  the piece         
+ almost impossible,  but we still  managed to pull through  it alright.         
+ Again came  the lunatic  roar but  the light seemed  more and  more to         
+ disapprove.  It  was so powerful  that my hands trembled.   Kelly must         
+ have felt it, too.  She let that smiling mask of hers flicker, even if         
+ only for a moment.                                                             
+                                                                                
+      We  played a  requiem mass  next.  It  seemed too  easy.  Playing         
+ macabre was not  at all difficult enough to be  comfortable with and I         
+ felt as if I were growing weaker  and weaker.  The light seemed to dim         
+ but in doing so it grew  more and more intensely horrifying.  I looked         
+ at her and, for the first time  I could ever remember, she was looking         
+ at me as well.  I'd never seen anyone so usually on top of things look         
+ so lost.  Her eyes pleaded with me  to help her.  What could I do?  As         
+ the piece ended we  were met with a total silence  even worse than the         
+ deafening roar.                                                                
+                                                                                
+      My hands  were frozen.  The  eye was  dimming-- giving up  on us.         
+ Suddenly,  with a  power I  never  knew I  had, my  hands broke  free.         
+ "Shit!" my  piano cried  through a  sickeningly dissonant  chord.  She         
+ echoed it  reflexively but then stared  at her own hands--  shocked at         
+ her profanity.  I repeated the chord and she continued echoing it back         
+ to me, each time  growing just a little louder.  For one  in my life I         
+ saw a grin  on her face.  She was enjoying  her rebellion!  My fingers         
+ were  in  total  ecstasy  as  they resolved  that  dissonance  into  a         
+ resoundedly  joyous chord  and again  she mimicked  me perfectly.   My         
+ hands went on for what  seemed like hours, spontaneously composing and         
+ proclaiming  a wonder  and amazement  I'd  never been  able to  speak.         
+ Finally, after years  of waiting, she came up with  her own phrase.  A         
+ single chord, soft and gentle, whispered "I love you" and I echoed her         
+ chord.  The smile  I'd seen before turned into a  beaming glow.  As we         
+ repeated her  glorious phrase  back and forth,  louder and  louder, we         
+ both  started to  cry  and when  we were  finished,  the chord  echoed         
+ through the  hall as  if it would  never die out.   I looked  up.  Our         
+ eerie observer was shining radiantly and  I could feel the face of Dr.         
+ Barton smiling not at me, but at us.                                           
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+           Bill  Sklar   is  a  musician  with   interests  in                  
+           filmmaking,  biomedical  ethics,  gay  and  lesbian                  
+           issues, law and writing.   He feels a driving force                  
+           to   express  himself   artistically  as   well  as                  
+           politically   through  whatever   means  he   finds                  
+           appropriate.  This summer  he has expressed himself                  
+           working  as a  custodian  for Lawrence  University.                  
+           Bill lives "somewhere  in central Wisconsin," where                  
+           spends countless hours  composing and recording his                  
+           own  music  for  various  combinations  of  fretted                  
+           instruments.                                                         
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ Picture Perfect (part 1 of 2)                                                  
+ By Gene Smith                                                                  
+ ESMITH@SUVM.BITNET                                                             
+ Copyright 1989 Gene Smith                                                      
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      "I'll  soon have  enough saved  up to  buy a  camera of  my own,"         
+ thought Phil Davis as he put the finishing touches on Mrs.  McCarthy's         
+ lawn.  "Once I have that I'll be able to shop in earnest!"                     
+                                                                                
+      Phil Davis was an avid photography buff.  No one at Columbia High         
+ School, where Phil attended 10th  grade, could remember a student ever         
+ becoming photography editor of the school newspaper in their sophomore         
+ year.    Phil  pursued   everything  he   did  with   persistence  and         
+ determination and his  interest in photography was  no exception.  His         
+ talent for composing a photograph  and taking a picture that expressed         
+ the essence of the subject earned him his current position.                    
+                                                                                
+      The irony in this situation was that Phil didn't even own his own         
+ camera.  The school  had only two aging Nikons and  they were often in         
+ use by  faculty members.  Phil believed  that if he possessed  his own         
+ camera he could improve the quality of the school newspaper.  He would         
+ be able  to plan  the school  events he would  be covering  instead of         
+ playing catch as catch can with the two school cameras.  The fact that         
+ he was the photography editor pulled no weight when signing up for one         
+ of the cameras.  Faculty had preference!                                       
+                                                                                
+      Phil returned  the lawn  tools to  his toolbox.   He had  built a         
+ small  trailer that  attached to  the  back of  his bike  in which  he         
+ carried his toolbox,  a gasoline powered lawn mower and  all the tools         
+ he needed to trim lawns in  his neighborhood.  He had been maintaining         
+ lawns for several  years and had worked it into  quite a business.  It         
+ was this business  that was going to enable him  to purchase his first         
+ camera.                                                                        
+                                                                                
+      He was  just packing to leave  when Mrs.  McCarthy came  out onto         
+ the porch of her immaculately kept victorian home and shouted,                 
+                                                                                
+      "Philip!  Philip  Davis!  Don't  you dare  leave young  man.  You         
+ haven't finished the job yet and I  won't pay you a single penny until         
+ you do!"                                                                       
+                                                                                
+      Sighing Phil walked back up  the sidewalk to where Mrs.  McCarthy         
+ was standing  on her porch,  hands on her  hips.  He had  gone through         
+ this many times before.                                                        
+                                                                                
+      Ever Since Mr.   McCarthy died last year it was  always the same.         
+ Mrs.  McCarthy was probably seventy, or so Phil thought, and was quite         
+ lonely  after the  death of  her husband.   She used  these complaints         
+ simply as  a method of keeping  him there a little  longer.  Phil knew         
+ this and  really didn't mind.  Mrs.   McCarthy had always paid  and he         
+ knew that she liked the work he did.                                           
+                                                                                
+      "Mrs.  McCarthy,"  Phil said patiently,  "the lawn is  mowed, the         
+ hedges trimmed,  and I've  edged your  sidewalk and  the walk  to your         
+ porch.  I am done here and I  have another lawn to finish before dark.         
+ I have to be going."                                                           
+                                                                                
+      It was 2:04 on a Saturday in July as they stood there facing each         
+ other.  Phil knew  he had plenty of time before  dark.  The next lawn,         
+ Mr.  Pell's, would only  take about an hour or so and  the rest of the         
+ afternoon would be  his.  He just didn't want to  get into an argument         
+ with Mrs.   McCarthy which would last  15 or 20 minutes  and would end         
+ with her telling him "Alright, it does look pretty good I guess."              
+                                                                                
+      She may have  sensed his reluctance to argue  this particular day         
+ as she said to him,                                                            
+                                                                                
+      "Alright,  it does...   No.   Philip the  lawn  looks just  fine.         
+ You've done a  good job.  You always do.  I  don't believe even Edgar,         
+ my late husband, could have done a better job."                                
+                                                                                
+      She turned to  go back into the house, the  sun making her silver         
+ hair shine like a halo, when she paused.  She turned back to face Phil         
+ and said hopefully,                                                            
+                                                                                
+      "Philip, I've just taken a batch of chocolate chip cookies out of         
+ the oven.  Would you care to have a  few with a big glass of cold milk         
+ before  you leave  to work  on  your next  lawn?  It  is getting  warm         
+ outside and the milk will do you good."                                        
+                                                                                
+      Phil hadn't expected  this.  Oh, he had  enjoyed Mrs.  McCarthy's         
+ cookies many  times.  She made  the best  cookies he had  ever tasted.         
+ Even the  peanut butter cookies  that he normally couldn't  stand were         
+ delicious the  way Mrs.  McCarthy made  them.  It wasn't as  though he         
+ didn't have the time either.                                                   
+                                                                                
+      "It is getting warm," Phil said  with a smile, "And I haven't had         
+ any of  your cookies in  a long time.  You  know chocolate chip  is my         
+ favorite!"                                                                     
+                                                                                
+      "It's settled  then!" said  Mrs.  McCarthy  beaming.  "You  go on         
+ into the living room and I'll bring your cookies and milk right in."           
+                                                                                
+      Phil hurried  up the steps  of the porch  and held the  solid oak         
+ door open for her as she entered the house and headed for the kitchen.         
+ Phil closed the door behind him and headed into the living room.               
+                                                                                
+      The walls  of the  living room were  dotted with  pictures.  Some         
+ were photographs of a wedding ceremony  that Phil thought was Mr.  and         
+ Mrs.  McCarthy.  These  photos were black and white  and showing their         
+ age.  If  they were of Mrs.   McCarthy she was a  beautiful woman back         
+ then.  Other pictures seemed more recent.  Some photos showed children         
+ throwing sticks into a pond.   Others were of children running through         
+ a field filled with black eyed Susans.                                         
+                                                                                
+      "My  Grandchildren," said  Mrs.  McCarthy  entering the  room and         
+ noticing the pictures  at which Phil was looking.  She  was carrying a         
+ large tray upon which was a plate full of chocolate chip cookies and a         
+ tall  glass of  milk.   The  room was  much  cooler  than outside  but         
+ droplets of moisture still formed on the outside of the glass.                 
+                                                                                
+      "Edgar took  them a couple of  years ago when we  visited them in         
+ Old Town,  Maine," she said  as she  set the tray  down on a  table in         
+ front  of  the sofa.   "Come  on  over here  and  have  some of  these         
+ cookies," she said.  "Lord knows I can't eat them all."                        
+                                                                                
+      Phil left his study of the  photographs and sat down on the sofa.         
+ Thanking Mrs.  McCarthy he picked up  a cookie and began eating.  Mrs.         
+ McCarthy could  make a  great cookie  and these  were still  warm!  He         
+ sipped  the milk.   Chocolate chip  cookies always  made him  thirsty.         
+ Mrs.  McCarthy was  looking at the wedding pictures  herself now.  She         
+ said to no one in particular,                                                  
+                                                                                
+      "Those pictures were taken almost  50 years ago.  My wedding day.         
+ The most wonderful day  of my life.  Edgar and I  were married on July         
+ 24.  A  terribly hot day, but  wonderful all the same."  She was quiet         
+ for a  few seconds then  turned to face Phil  as though waking  from a         
+ daydream.  "Well young man, how are the cookies?" she asked smiling.           
+                                                                                
+      "Mrs.  McCarthy," Phil said honestly,  "I swear you make the best         
+ cookies  in the  world." She  smiled all  the more  at that.   As Phil         
+ finished the last of his milk he  said, "I really do have to be going.         
+ I've got to finish  Mr.  Pell's lawn and I want to  get it done early.         
+ I plan to do some shopping for a camera today.  I've saved enough from         
+ my lawn business,  from what's left over after my  mom takes the share         
+ for my college fund, to get a good one."                                       
+                                                                                
+      Phil and his mother had reached  an agreement when Phil began his         
+ lawn care  business.  She was concerned  that it would take  time away         
+ from his school work or that he  would waste the money that he earned.         
+ As long as his grades stayed up, Phil was a "B" student, he could work         
+ in  the  neighborhood maintaining  lawns.   There  was one  additional         
+ condition.  Half of  all the money he earned, before  expenses, had to         
+ be placed into a savings account to be used for college.                       
+                                                                                
+      Phil had agreed to the conditions then.  There were times however         
+ that he regretted his decision, especially when there was something he         
+ really wanted to buy.  All of the expenses of maintaining the business         
+ had to come out of the money left after the college portion was placed         
+ in the bank by his mother.  That left precious little for himself.             
+                                                                                
+      He did realize  the wisdom in his mother's  conditions.  The bank         
+ account was slowly growing and by the time he was ready for college it         
+ would  be a  fair  sum.  It  certainly wouldn't  pay  his way  through         
+ college but with scholarships (he  hoped!) and student loans he should         
+ be able to put himself through college.                                        
+                                                                                
+      Phil got  up from the  sofa and made his  way to the  door.  Mrs.         
+ McCarthy followed.  He opened the door and stepped out onto the porch.         
+ The heat  of the day was  building and it  seemed to cover him  like a         
+ blanket compared to the coolness of the house.                                 
+                                                                                
+      "Thank  you again  for the  cookies," Phil  said looking  at Mrs.         
+ McCarthy who was holding the door open.                                        
+                                                                                
+      "You're quite welcome Philip.  You come back anytime.  And by the         
+ way," she said as he turned to go, "you did do a fine job on the lawn.         
+ I do  appreciate it." She  smiled one last  time and closed  the door.         
+ Phil stood there  for a second then walked to  his bike quite pleased.         
+ Mrs.  McCarthy had  never complimented him outright  like that before.         
+ Today she had done it twice!  It was a good feeling.                           
+                                                                                
+      He  peddled his  bike  over  to Mr.   Pell's  house, the  trailer         
+ clattering noisily  behind him.  The  sidewalk over which he  rode was         
+ not level.  Some  portions were slanted at angles, pushed  up by roots         
+ from trees planted  in yards years before.  As he  rode over these his         
+ bike would  bound up, then down  suddenly.  He had quickly  learned to         
+ stand on  the peddles of his  bike when going over  these areas.  This         
+ avoided uncomfortable bruises and the inability to sit comfortably for         
+ days afterward.                                                                
+                                                                                
+      He finished  with Mr.  Pell's yard  in record time.  The  heat of         
+ the day  not bothering  him at  all.  His mind  was completely  on the         
+ camera shopping he was going to  be doing that afternoon.  When he had         
+ finished  collecting for  the  work he  had done  this  week he  would         
+ finally have  over $500.00 to  spend on a  camera.  He had  saved that         
+ amount over many months just for the purpose of buying a camera.               
+                                                                                
+      It was  just after 4:00  when Phil returned home.   Unhooking his         
+ trailer from the bike he put it in  the garage in the spot his dad had         
+ reserved for it.                                                               
+                                                                                
+      He went into the house through the door which led from the garage         
+ directly into  the kitchen.   His mother  was there  preparing supper.         
+ The  aroma  of  spaghetti  sauce was  unmistakable.   His  mother  was         
+ standing in  front of the stove  stirring the contents of  a large pot         
+ from which steam and the aroma filling the kitchen was coming.                 
+                                                                                
+      "Are we  having spaghetti  tonight?" Phil asked  hopefully.  They         
+ didn't have spaghetti very often and it was one of his favorite meals.         
+                                                                                
+      "Yes  we are,"  his mother  said smiling.   "I thought  you might         
+ enjoy it,  especially tonight." She had  known that Phil was  going to         
+ reach the  goal of $500.00  he had set for  himself today and  she had         
+ planned this meal in order to  celebrate.  She knew the $500.00 was an         
+ arbitrary figure Phil had set for himself but he said he couldn't shop         
+ for a camera unless  he had at least that amount.   She had kept track         
+ of his money  for him, not that  she needed to, and  knew that today's         
+ collections would put him over that figure.                                    
+                                                                                
+      "You  get yourself  into the  bathroom and  get cleaned  up," she         
+ gently scolded.  "You're a mess.  I won't have you go through my house         
+ in that state!"                                                                
+                                                                                
+      He  laughed.   His 5'7"  frame  that  belied  the 6'2"  he  would         
+ eventually become was covered with  grass clippings.  The knees of his         
+ jeans were  stained green from  where he had  knelt to trim  the grass         
+ from the edge  of sidewalks, and his sneakers were  also stained green         
+ and covered with clippings.  He knew he was a mess.                            
+                                                                                
+      "And go  back into the garage  and take those sneakers  off!" his         
+ mother said in  mock seriousness.  "I don't want you  tracking half of         
+ the neighborhood's lawns into my bathroom."                                    
+                                                                                
+      Again Phil laughed as he went  back into the garage to remove his         
+ grass stained sneakers.   He took them outside to knock  out the grass         
+ that had managed to  work it's way inside and took  off his socks that         
+ were also covered with grass.  He  knew his mother would send him back         
+ out if he  entered the house with  them on so he figured  doing it now         
+ would save him a trip.                                                         
+                                                                                
+      He walked  back into the  kitchen and passed his  mother's silent         
+ inspection as he made his way  to the bathroom carrying his socks.  He         
+ placed them  in the clothes hamper  then stripped off the  rest of his         
+ clothes and  placed them in the  hamper too.  He quickly  showered and         
+ washed his  hair.  He  was amused  to see small  blades of  grass make         
+ their way through the soapy river to the drain as he rinsed his head.          
+                                                                                
+      Having completed his shower, and feeling much cleaner, he wrapped         
+ himself in the oversize towel hanging  next to the shower and made his         
+ way to his bedroom to get into some clean clothes.  He hadn't bothered         
+ to dry  himself so  drops of  water fell  to the  floor on  the entire         
+ journey from the bathroom to his bedroom.  He knew he would hear about         
+ it if his mother happened to notice.   However on a hot day like today         
+ the water  evaporating from his skin  felt great and it  was worth the         
+ risk of a scolding.                                                            
+                                                                                
+      His room was tidy, his mother  insisted on that, and perhaps more         
+ organized than a typical 15 year old's room would be.  On his desk was         
+ a notebook  filled with  dates and  places of  events covered  for the         
+ school newspaper  the year  before.  This  notebook traveled  with him         
+ every time  he covered  any event.   He kept track  of the  event, the         
+ shots he  took, the names  of the  individuals in the  photographs, if         
+ they  were to  be mentioned  in an  article, and  copies of  completed         
+ release forms.   He requested people to  sign these forms in  order to         
+ use  their  pictures  in  the  paper.   Everyone  thought  it  was  an         
+ unnecessary procedure, but you never knew.                                     
+                                                                                
+      The walls of  his room were covered with pictures  of the school,         
+ pictures  of action  shots of  the  football team  of which  he was  a         
+ member, pictures of the cheerleaders, and other shots that had nothing         
+ to do  with school.  He liked  the pictures of the  cheerleaders best.         
+ If someone  looked closely  at them  they might  notice that  one girl         
+ appeared in every picture.  He liked Cathy Danis but would admit it to         
+ no one.                                                                        
+                                                                                
+      He dressed quickly  and returned to the kitchen  where his mother         
+ still worked preparing  supper.  "Mom", he said  entering the kitchen,         
+ "I'm  going down  to the  ShutterBug to  take a  look at  some of  the         
+ cameras  there.   I  want  to  price some  of  them  before  making  a         
+ decision."                                                                     
+                                                                                
+      The  ShutterBug was  one of  the local  camera stores  where Phil         
+ bought all of  his film.  The school provided him  with bulk black and         
+ white  film, Tri-X  and Plus-X,  for school  assignments, and  a small         
+ amount for his  own use.  All color film he  bought at the ShutterBug.         
+ He had his color film processed there as well.  While he had access to         
+ the school's darkroom for processing  black and white film, the school         
+ didn't purchase the chemicals necessary to process color film.                 
+                                                                                
+      Phil had done quite a bit  of business with the ShutterBug and he         
+ felt that  Mr.  Jenson,  the owner, would  give him a  good deal  on a         
+ camera purchased there.                                                        
+                                                                                
+      "Supper is going to be in just over an hour," his mother reminded         
+ him.  "Be back before then."                                                   
+                                                                                
+      "I will,"  he assured  her.  Phil  gave her a  quick kiss  on the         
+ cheek on his way out to the garage.   He got on his bike and headed to         
+ the ShutterBug.                                                                
+                                                                                
+      Peddling his bike  was much easier without  the additional weight         
+ of the  trailer.  Quieter too.  He  nearly flew over the  sidewalks on         
+ his way to the camera store.                                                   
+                                                                                
+      On the way Phil had to  pass by several clothes stores, the local         
+ hardware store,  the local mom and  pop grocery store, and  a deserted         
+ storefront  that used  to contain  the video  arcade.  The  arcade had         
+ moved when  the new mall  was built outside  of town.  The  arcade had         
+ located inside the mall where there was more space and more pedestrian         
+ traffic.  The storefront had been deserted since then.                         
+                                                                                
+      Phil  was surprised  when  he  reached the  old  location of  the         
+ arcade.   The big  picture window,  previously dusty  and streaked  by         
+ rain, was  now sparkling clean.   On the glass  in place of  the large         
+ garish  painted letters  which  once read  simply  ARCADE, was  neatly         
+ painted lettering which read FOLLISS' CAMERA.                                  
+                                                                                
+      Stopping his bike  next to the plate glass window,  Phil held his         
+ hand up to the glass and looked within the store.  He was surprised to         
+ see neat displays of cameras and  photo supplies.  Phil got off of his         
+ bike and parked it on it's kickstand then went inside.                         
+                                                                                
+      As he  opened the door he  heard the small bells  attached to the         
+ door jingle, announcing  his presence to anyone  inside.  There wasn't         
+ anyone behind the counter, which wasn't unusual in a small town store,         
+ so Phil walked  over to a display  case to look at  the cameras there.         
+ He spent a few minutes looking at the cameras in the display cases.            
+                                                                                
+      "Can I help  you?" asked a friendly voice.  Phil  turned to see a         
+ tall man  just coming into  the store through  a doorway leading  to a         
+ portion of the shop  in the back.  "Sorry to make  you wait," said the         
+ man  apologetically,  "but I  was  in  the  process of  arranging  the         
+ inventory in  the back." With a  motion of his thumb  he indicated the         
+ doorway through which he had just come.                                        
+                                                                                
+      Phil looked at the man  for several seconds before replying.  The         
+ man was  tall and had very  angular features.  His hair  was jet black         
+ and cut close to  his head.  He had an accent to  his speech that Phil         
+ had never heard before.  He  knew several foreign exchange students at         
+ school but this man's accent was  completely different than any he had         
+ previously heard.  As he stood  there contemplating the storekeeper he         
+ was also aware that the room was a little too warm to be comfortable.          
+                                                                                
+      As  though he  had read  Phil's  mind the  storekeeper broke  the         
+ silence by  saying, "Don't let the  heat bother you too  much.  I just         
+ opened the shop this week and  the air conditioning isn't working yet.         
+ Luckily I  haven't stocked any film  so it can't be  ruined.  Now, how         
+ can I help you?"                                                               
+                                                                                
+      Phil was a little bit  uncomfortable as he replied, "I'm planning         
+ to buy a camera  and I was on my way to the  ShutterBug to price a few         
+ when I noticed your shop." He added,  "I was a little surprised to see         
+ a camera store here.   I decided that since it was on  my way I'd stop         
+ in to see what you had."                                                       
+                                                                                
+      The storekeeper  smiled.  Phil  felt a chill  run through  him in         
+ response to that smile, even in this  heat.  He thought it must be the         
+ sweat.  He  could feel  it forming  on his forehead  and running  in a         
+ little trickle down his back.                                                  
+                                                                                
+      "You've  come   to  the   right  place!"  the   storekeeper  said         
+ confidently.  "I don't carry an  extensive line, well actually I carry         
+ only one type of camera, but  you won't find another like it anywhere!         
+ The camera is called the Follis 138," the storekeeper continued in his         
+ unfamiliar accent,  "and it takes  pictures that are  beyond compare."         
+ Motioning to a counter in the front of the store the storekeeper said,         
+ "Come on over here and see for yourself."                                      
+                                                                                
+      Walking behind the counter the  storekeeper reached into a drawer         
+ and produced a  stack of pictures that he spread  out over the counter         
+ top.   "I took  these pictures  myself,"  he said  helpfully, "Take  a         
+ look."                                                                         
+                                                                                
+      Phil looked at the pictures and  was stunned.  The quality of the         
+ pictures  was beyond  anything he  had  ever seen  before.  One  photo         
+ showed a  scene from a  beach where the  waves were lapping  the sand.         
+ The photo appeared so real Phil felt he could reach into it and take a         
+ handful of sand.  He thought he  could almost imagine the sound of the         
+ waves against the beach.                                                       
+                                                                                
+      He looked  at another  of these photographs,  unaware now  of the         
+ heat in  the store.  This photo  showed a scene of  winter desolation.         
+ The snow was blue white.  Cold dunes made their way into the distance.         
+ Phil felt as though he could feel  the chill air and hear the icy wind         
+ tearing at the dunes.                                                          
+                                                                                
+      He  examined picture  after picture  with the  same stunned  awe.         
+ Here a  primeval forest  scene, here  what appeared  to be  a medieval         
+ castle.   Another   showed  the  storekeeper  himself   laying  on  an         
+ inflatable raft and floating in water so  blue and at the same time so         
+ clear as to be unreal.                                                         
+                                                                                
+      The storekeeper  smiled when Phil  got to the picture  of himself         
+ and said, "Well,  I didn't take all of these.   That one was obviously         
+ taken by  someone else.  But  all of the rest  were taken by  me using         
+ nothing but the Follis 138."                                                   
+                                                                                
+      "What kind of film were you using?" Phil asked almost absently as         
+ he studied  the rest of  the pictures.  "There is  no grain in  any of         
+ these pictures.  The  edges of the subjects are crisp  and clean.  The         
+ depth of field  is astounding." Phil was looking again  at the picture         
+ of the storekeeper floating on a raft  in the water.  Not only was the         
+ image of  the storekeeper  crisp and  clean but  through the  water he         
+ could see fish  and on the sandy bottom shells  who's images were just         
+ as sharp.                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      The storekeeper again  smiled his unnerving smile  and said, "Ah,         
+ that's  the beauty  of this  camera,"  indicating the  cameras in  the         
+ display case.   "It uses any color  or black and white  35mm film, not         
+ that that's unusual," and he laughed  a bit.  "The real beauty of this         
+ camera  is  that  the  pictures  you take  will  be  of  this  quality         
+ regardless of the film you use!"                                               
+                                                                                
+      "That's impossible." Phil objected.  "Tri-X is much grainier than         
+ is  Plus-X and  the pictures  will show  it regardless  of the  camera         
+ used."                                                                         
+                                                                                
+      "Not so,"  corrected the  storekeeper, "I don't  fully understand         
+ all of the technical details behind the camera, but it senses the film         
+ type  you are  using and  adjusts accordingly.   I guarantee  that the         
+ pictures you take, regardless of film used, will turn out exactly like         
+ these." Again he smiled that disconcerting smile.                              
+                                                                                
+      "That is  really hard to  believe," Phil stated flatly.   He knew         
+ that  he  didn't  know  everything   that  there  was  to  know  about         
+ photography.  He was also aware  that camera manufacturers were coming         
+ out with new,  even more sophisticated models all of  the time, but he         
+ had  never heard  of a  camera  that could  do what  this strange  man         
+ claimed this one  could.  He again looked at the  photos spread out on         
+ the counter.  Their quality was hard to ignore.                                
+                                                                                
+      "Are you  telling me that this  camera is fully automatic  and to         
+ get this kind of quality I have to do nothing?" Phil asked.                    
+                                                                                
+      "Oh, absolutely!" replied the storekeeper.   "All you have to do,         
+ as the  ads say,  is point  and shoot!   No aperture  adjustments, not         
+ shutter speed settings, no focusing, nothing!  Believe it or not every         
+ picture you take will turn out just as good as these."                         
+                                                                                
+      Phil was still not convinced that this camera could be as good as         
+ this man claimed.  He thought that there had to be a catch.  With that         
+ thought in mind Phil asked, "What does this camera cost?"                      
+                                                                                
+      "Ah," said  the storekeeper  smiling.  If a  cat could  smile you         
+ might expect  the same smile  when it  had cornered a  mouse, "perhaps         
+ that is the best part.  The Follis 138 costs only $200.00."                    
+                                                                                
+      Phil  was again  stunned.  "Two  hundred dollars!   Is that  all?         
+ I've looked at some of the better Nikons, Canons, and Pentaxs and they         
+ cost  considerably  more   than  that!"  Phil  again   looked  at  the         
+ photographs on  the counter.   The beach and  water photo  looked more         
+ real than ever.                                                                
+                                                                                
+      The storekeeper  just stood there  smiling in the heat.   After a         
+ few seconds he asked, "Do I have a sale?"                                      
+                                                                                
+      Phil thought for a second  then reluctantly said, "No, not today.         
+ I didn't  bring my  money.  Besides, I  want to talk  to a  few people         
+ before making a purchase."                                                     
+                                                                                
+      The storekeeper nodded then said,  "When you decide come on back.         
+ I will be here." Then without another word he walked to the doorway to         
+ the back room  and disappeared through it.  Phil was  left as alone as         
+ he had been when he had entered the store.  Glancing at his watch Phil         
+ saw that he had spent over an hour talking to the storekeeper.  He was         
+ going to be late for supper!                                                   
+                                                                                
+      He quickly  left the  store.  Running  to his  bike the  air felt         
+ almost cold compared to the heat that was within the camera store.  He         
+ raced home as  fast as he could.   He quickly parked his  bike and ran         
+ into the house.  His family was just sitting down to the supper table.         
+                                                                                
+      His  mother gave  him a  disapproving look  and said  "Go to  the         
+ bathroom and wash up for supper."                                              
+                                                                                
+      Phil did as he  was told.  As he was washing  his hands he looked         
+ in the mirror  and was a little  shocked.  He looked as  though he had         
+ just gone swimming  with his clothes on.  Every piece  of clothing was         
+ soaked with sweat and his hair was matted against his head.  No wonder         
+ his mother had looked  at him so.  He took one of  the hand towels and         
+ dried his hair then combed it.  There was little he could do about his         
+ clothes before supper.                                                         
+                                                                                
+      He  went back  to the  table where  his family  was enjoying  the         
+ spaghetti  and sat  at  his  usual place.   His  mother  served him  a         
+ plateful of  spaghetti and covered it  with a generous serving  of the         
+ sauce that she had been cooking all day.                                       
+                                                                                
+      Phil thanked  her absently  and began  eating.  He  really didn't         
+ taste the food.   His mind was on  the camera and the  pictures he had         
+ seen at the shop.  How could a camera take such pictures with any type         
+ of film?  How could a camera adjust the depth of field to cover such a         
+ range as was evident in the ocean picture.  He remembered the image on         
+ the sea  shell on the ocean  floor and the shopkeeper  floating in the         
+ water above it.  Both images had been crystal clear and sharp!                 
+                                                                                
+      "Philip!" his  father demanded, interrupting his  reverie.  "Your         
+ mother is talking to you!"                                                     
+                                                                                
+      "Huh?  Oh, I'm sorry.  I was just thinking Mom, Dad."                     
+                                                                                
+      "Well did you  see any cameras you liked at  the ShutterBug?" his         
+ mother asked.                                                                  
+                                                                                
+      "Never made  it there," Phil  replied.  "There's this  new camera         
+ store where the  old arcade used to  be.  I stopped in  there.  By the         
+ time I got out  I had to come home." He added  a little sheepishly, "I         
+ was a little late."                                                            
+                                                                                
+      "You looking at anything in particular?" asked his father.                
+                                                                                
+      Phil's  father  was an  accountant  and  didn't share  his  son's         
+ enthusiasm for  photography.  He was  glad his son was  into something         
+ creative and he knew his son had a talent for photography.  However he         
+ didn't know one type of camera from another.  His question was more to         
+ show that  he was interested in  his son's activities than  to discuss         
+ specific camera makes and models.                                              
+                                                                                
+      "Well I saw this one camera  Dad," Phil began, and described what         
+ had taken place at the new camera shop.  He decided not to mention his         
+ impressions of the store owner.                                                
+                                                                                
+      "Two hundred dollars is  a lot of money to spend  on a camera you         
+ know nothing  about," his father  advised.  "I suggest you  wait until         
+ you've learned  a little more  about it before  you buy it.   Is there         
+ anyone else you could talk to who might know more about it?"                   
+                                                                                
+      "Hmmmm.    I  hadn't   thought   about  that   Dad,"  said   Phil         
+ thoughtfully.  "I could  talk to Mr.  Riley on  Monday.  He's probably         
+ teaching a summer school class.  Someone is always failing physics and         
+ it's a graduation requirement."                                                
+                                                                                
+      When Phil finished  his supper and asked to be  excused.  He went         
+ straight to  his room and sat  cross-legged on his bed  staring at the         
+ pictures on his wall.  How pale  these now seemed compared to those he         
+ had seen this  afternoon.  How good Cathy would look  if he could take         
+ her picture  with the Follis  138.  The more  he thought about  it the         
+ more  he  convinced  himself  that  he  wanted  the  Follis.   He  was         
+ determined to talk to Mr.  Riley  and get his advice before making any         
+ final decision.  Still....                                                     
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+           Gene Smith currently  works for Syracuse University                  
+           and, if there is such  a thing, is a "true Gemini."                  
+           Right  now  he works  two  jobs  and runs  his  own                  
+           business --  all at  the same time.   His interests                  
+           include  astronomy,  carpentry,  music  (frustrated                  
+           musician), gardening, geology,  the occult, classic                  
+           eroticsm,  thunderstorms,  and anything  he  hasn't                  
+           done  yet.  Gene  was born  on June  15, 1952,  and                  
+           lives in the country.                                                
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+                                                                                
+ Note:  The final half of this story can be seen in next month's                
+ issue of Athene.                                                               
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+ ******   *****            The Online Magazine              ***********         
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+                                                                                
+ ======================================================================         
+ October 1989                Circulation: 278         Volume I, Issue 2         
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                 Contents                                       
+                                                                                
+ Etc...  ..................................................  Jim McCabe         
+                                                              Editorial         
+                                                                                
+ Shadow Box  ............................................  Lois Buwalda         
+ ----------                                                     Fiction         
+                                                                                
+ Haute Cuisine  ........................................  Phillip Nolte         
+ -------------                                                  Fiction         
+                                                                                
+ Solitaire  ..............................................  Garry Frank         
+ ---------                                                      Fiction         
+                                                                                
+ Picture Perfect (part 2 of 2)  ...........................  Gene Smith         
+ ---------------                                                Fiction         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+   ******************************************************************           
+   *                                                                *           
+   *              ATHENE, Copyright 1989 By Jim McCabe              *           
+   *  This magazine may be archived and reproduced without charge   *           
+   *      under the condition that it is left in its entirety.      *           
+   *   The individual works within are the sole property of their   *           
+   *    respective authors, and no further use of these works is    *           
+   *           permitted without their explicit consent.            *           
+   *               Athene is published quasi-monthly                *           
+   *              by Jim McCabe, MCCABE@MTUS5.BITNET.               *           
+   *    This ASCII edition was created on an IBM 4381 mainframe     *           
+   *             using the Xedit System Product Editor.             *           
+   *                                                                *           
+   ******************************************************************           
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ Etc...                                                                         
+ Jim McCabe                                                                     
+ MCCABE@MTUS5.BITNET                                                            
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      This one makes Athene monthly!                                            
+                                                                                
+      After the  first issue, I  was more  than a little  worried about         
+ finding enough  material to fill still  another one.  But, just  as it         
+ usually happens, things  seemed to have worked out on  their own.  Not         
+ only was there enough material for  another issue, there was enough to         
+ make for a really GOOD issue.                                                  
+                                                                                
+      The past couple weeks have also brought a new surprise -- Quanta.         
+ Quanta is  a new  electronic magazine  that deals  with topics  in the         
+ world of science fiction and fantasy.  The magazine will include short         
+ fiction as well as some reviews  and articles.  Like Athene, Quanta is         
+ available in  PostScript as  well as normal  straight text.   For more         
+ information, contact:                                                          
+                                                                                
+                            Daniel K. Appelquist                                
+                            da1n+@andrew.cmu.edu                                
+                                                                                
+      Quanta  is an  entirely new  magazine and  I wish  its publishers         
+ nothing but the best of luck.  The competition can only help.                  
+                                                                                
+      Since the first  issue I have also made available  a new index of         
+ Athene  back issues.   The index  lists  the contents  of each  issue,         
+ including the  title and  author of  each work.   Back issues  and the         
+ index can  be ordered  by sending mail  to me  at MCCABE@MTUS5.BITNET.         
+ (Note  to  Bitnet users:  please  do  not send  interactive  messages,         
+ instead use NOTE or some other mail package.)                                  
+                                                                                
+      I  am also  happy to  comment that  the readership  has grown  by         
+ thirty  five  percent (about  seventy  new  subscribers), including  a         
+ couple local redistribution sites.                                             
+                                                                                
+      All things considered, it's been  a pretty good month for Athene.         
+ Let's hope it continues to move in the same direction,                         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                 -- Jim         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ Shadow Box                                                                     
+ By Lois Buwalda                                                                
+ LOIS@UCF1VM.BITNET                                                             
+ Copyright 1989 Lois Buwalda                                                    
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      She dipped  the brush into the  jar of green paint,  then drew it         
+ deftly  across a  scrap piece  of paper.   The color  was the  perfect         
+ shade,  but the  paint was  still a  little too  thick.  Well,  unlike         
+ yesterday, she had plenty of paint thinner on hand.  As she reached up         
+ to the top shelf,  she paused, looking at the picture  on the easel in         
+ front of her.                                                                  
+                                                                                
+      It was  a woodland  scene, only  partially finished.   When done,         
+ there would be a sparkling brook,  lush grass, and towering trees.  It         
+ reminded her a lot of the vacation spot where she went every year with         
+ her parents  until her mother  died.  In fact, she  suddenly realized,         
+ she probably was painting that spot.  Her mother would have liked it.          
+                                                                                
+      Her mother never tried painting, Megan knew, but she had loved to         
+ make pencil drawings of the places they visited.  Megan still had one,         
+ tucked away  in the bottom  drawer of her  desk where all  her special         
+ papers resided.   Her father  had destroyed the  rest when  her mother         
+ died.  He hated her drawings--they were a waste of time, he said.              
+                                                                                
+      Megan frowned  at the  thought, then shook  her head.   Enough of         
+ memories.  She resolutely grabbed the  paint thinner from its place on         
+ the top shelf and added a little to the paint.  Once again she swirled         
+ some on  the paper and  held it up to  the light.  Perfection!   Or at         
+ least as close to perfection as an amateur could come.                         
+                                                                                
+      Megan closed her eyes, imagining the  picture as she wanted it to         
+ be.  She imagined the grass swaying  in the breeze.  It should be long         
+ and  untrampled, like  the area  where  her mother  always spread  the         
+ picnic blanket.  Most of all, it should look alive.                            
+                                                                                
+      She  opened her  eyes again,  and surveyed  her paints.   Maybe a         
+ touch of  silver would help suggest  the movement of the  grass in the         
+ breeze, she  mused.  She  painted a  few strokes  of the  green grass,         
+ added the silver  highlight, then leaned back to  critique the result.         
+ She sighed.  Maybe Dr.  Burnstrom was right.                                   
+                                                                                
+      "Megan," he had said at one  of her father's parties, "you've got         
+ talent.  But you  still don't know how to use  it properly." He pulled         
+ out a business card and a  pen and scribbled something on it.  "Here's         
+ the name of an excellent art professor at your college.  If you really         
+ want to learn how to paint, you should take a class with him." Handing         
+ the card  to Megan, he  continued, "He'll be  able to smooth  out your         
+ problems with technique."                                                      
+                                                                                
+      She had accepted the card at  the time, Megan remembered, but she         
+ had never looked up the professor.   After all, she had enough pre-law         
+ classes  to take  without trying  to fit  an art  class in  somewhere.         
+ Besides, dad  was paying for  the classes, and  he would have  hit the         
+ roof at the thought of his daughter "dabbling in paints." But now that         
+ she had  a scholarship for  her last two  years, maybe she  could take         
+ what she wanted to take ...                                                    
+                                                                                
+      Megan's eyes  lit up briefly  at the thought, then  dimmed again.         
+ No, dad  still wouldn't  approve.  Come  to think  of it,  her friends         
+ wouldn't  understand, either.   They had  their eyes  set on  exciting         
+ trials and  prestigious positions.  They were  practical, not dreamers         
+ like her.                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      Megan sighed, then  began putting away her  paints.  The painting         
+ just wasn't  going well today.  Better  to put it off  until tomorrow.         
+ Besides, Michele was going to pick  her up in another hour.  Today was         
+ Freddy's birthday, so they were all  going out to celebrate.  Not that         
+ she was terribly thrilled by the idea, or anything.  Freddy was a good         
+ friend, and she loved Italian food, but she just wasn't in the mood to         
+ put up with the group.                                                         
+                                                                                
+      Megan picked up  the picture and carried it back  to her bedroom.         
+ Though she liked painting in front  of the big picture window with the         
+ fall  breezes blowing  through  her  hair, Michele  would  be sure  to         
+ comment if she saw it.  Better to  tuck it away in her room, and never         
+ let anyone back there.                                                         
+                                                                                
+      It  was  amazing  how  many   people  asked  to  see  "the  whole         
+ apartment," as they phrased it, but Megan always managed to get out of         
+ it by  pleading a messy room.   Only Dr.  Burnstrom, an  old childhood         
+ friend of her mother's, knew that she still painted.  And she intended         
+ to keep it that way.                                                           
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      The doorbell  rang.  Megan dropped  her brush on the  counter and         
+ ran to get the door in her bare feet.  "Hi, Michele!" she said.  "Come         
+ on in."  She stepped  back to  let Michele  pass.  "I'm  almost ready.         
+ Just let me grab my shoes and we'll be off."                                   
+                                                                                
+      "Sure thing," Megan heard Michele say  as she hurried back to her         
+ room.  She  grabbed the nearest  pair of  shoes, shoved her  feet into         
+ them, picked  up a purse  (it didn't match,  but she didn't  feel like         
+ stopping to change it), then rushed  back to the living room.  Michele         
+ was staring at a picture on the wall.                                          
+                                                                                
+      "Hey, I kind of like this picture," Michele exclaimed.  "Who's it         
+ by?" She  reached out to touch  it.  Megan winced.  Why  does everyone         
+ always have to touch everything?                                               
+                                                                                
+      "Dali,"  Megan replied.   "Salvador  Dali.  He  just  died a  few         
+ months  ago."  She looked  up  at  the picture.   It  was  one of  her         
+ favorites, given to her by her  mother after they had visited the Dali         
+ museum in St.  Petersburg.                                                     
+                                                                                
+      "Ahh,  that's  too bad,"  Michele  said.   To Megan  she  sounded         
+ insincere.  But  on the other  hand, Michele  was no Dali  scholar, so         
+ Megan was willing  to overlook it.  "What's it a  picture of, anyway?"         
+ Michele continued.  "It's, err, hard to tell."                                 
+                                                                                
+      Megan laughed.   "Yeah, Dali definitely has  some strange stuff."         
+ She wondered  what Dali  would think  of one  of her  pictures, barely         
+ stifling  a giggle  at the  thought.  "Anyway,  the picture  is called         
+ 'Velazquez Painting the Infanta Margarita  with the Lights and Shadows         
+ of his Own  Glory.' What's interesting about it is  that, as the title         
+ suggests,  it actually  has another  painting hidden  within it."  She         
+ pointed to the picture,  tracing lines in the air in  front of it with         
+ her finger as  she talked.  "See, here's the girl's  head, and the red         
+ squiggles down  here form the trim  on her gown.  It  billows out down         
+ around the  bottom." Megan pulled her  arms down from the  picture and         
+ gestured around her legs in a  rough approximation of the shape of the         
+ gown.                                                                          
+                                                                                
+      Michele nodded.  "Sure,  I see it now," she said,  looking at her         
+ watch.  "That's interesting."                                                  
+                                                                                
+      Megan  hardly noticed  the  movement.  "Yes.   Dali really  liked         
+ Velazquez's work, so he included his  painting in here as a tribute to         
+ him." She paused.  "Some day I'm  going to frame a copy of Velazquez's         
+ picture and  hang it  up here next  to this one."  She turned  to face         
+ Michele, and  grinned.  "Then you  won't have any problems  seeing the         
+ Infanta in it."                                                                
+                                                                                
+      Michele  laughed  politely,  then  looked  at  her  watch  again.         
+ "Great," she said.  "We really should be going, though."                       
+                                                                                
+      Megan took a long last look at the picture.  Looking at it always         
+ made her happy.  You could see  it as a relatively normal painting, or         
+ you could dig deeper  and find what else it hid.   She liked that.  "I         
+ suppose so," she  said with a sigh.  "Let's go."  She reached into her         
+ purse for her keys, came up  empty-handed, then looked around the room         
+ for them.   She was forever  misplacing them.   "Once I find  my keys,         
+ that is," she said ruefully.                                                   
+                                                                                
+      Michele dangled them in front of  her face.  "They were under the         
+ chair,"  she  said, wagging  her  finger  playfully in  Megan's  face.         
+ "Great filing system.  Some lawyer you're going to make!"                      
+                                                                                
+      Michele  was still  laughing as  she  went out  the door.   Megan         
+ paused, looking up at the picture again.  "Yeah," she muttered.  "Some         
+ lawyer I'm going to make." She pulled the door shut on the picture and         
+ followed Michele out into the night air.                                       
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      "Sure, criminal law might be fun," Greg said as he helped himself         
+ to more salad, "but corporate law is where the big bucks are." He took         
+ a  bite  of salad  and  rolled  his eyes  in  pleasure  at the  taste.         
+ "Besides, I'd probably get to travel a lot.  Private plane, champagne,         
+ caviar, the works!" He linked his hands behind his head, stretched his         
+ legs out, and smiled with self satisfaction.                                   
+                                                                                
+      Greg probably would be good  for corporate law, Megan mused.  His         
+ blond hair  and trim body set  off his elegant clothes  to perfection.         
+ Megan  always  felt  slightly   underdressed  around  him.   A  little         
+ uncomfortable, too.  He was just so elegant!                                   
+                                                                                
+      "Well, you go ahead and be  rich," Freddy drawled.  "I still like         
+ the old-fashioned concept of having lawyers around to help people." He         
+ grinned.   "Although  I'm  certainly  not   going  to  turn  down  any         
+ high-paying cases."                                                            
+                                                                                
+      Megan couldn't  help but smile  at Freddy.  She liked  his drawl,         
+ his barreling laugh, and even  his crushing handshake.  "I don't think         
+ you'd have a problem collecting  your fees," Megan teased.  Freddy was         
+ 6'5", a couple  of hundred pounds, with thick unruly  black hair.  And         
+ some people thought he looked even bigger.                                     
+                                                                                
+      Freddy swatted  at Megan playfully.   "Unlike you, you  mean," he         
+ said.  Megan was not known for her size.  "So what's up with you, Meg?         
+ Still planning on civil law?" he asked.                                        
+                                                                                
+      Right  then the  waiter arrived  with their  food.  Megan  waited         
+ until they were served, then replied,  "Looks that way." She was dimly         
+ aware of an argument at the other  end of the table over who had eaten         
+ the last  breadstick.  It sounded like  Jason was taking the  brunt of         
+ the harassment.  "My father would like me to be a judge some day," she         
+ continued.                                                                     
+                                                                                
+      "Your father, huh,"  Freddy said.  "But what do  you want?" Megan         
+ thought back to the unfinished picture  in her bedroom.  She looked up         
+ into  Freddy's troubled  eyes.   "Actually," she  said hesitantly,  "I         
+ think I might like to--"                                                       
+                                                                                
+      "Get a load of this!" Jason interrupted from the other end of the         
+ table.  "John here says he wants to take a creative writing class.  He         
+ wants to be a writer!"                                                         
+                                                                                
+      "I didn't say I wanted to be a writer," John said.  "I just might         
+ take a  class, that's all." He  brushed his hair from  his eyes.  "One         
+ lousy little class!"                                                           
+                                                                                
+      Megan felt sorry  for John.  He was the quietest  member of their         
+ group.  He didn't seem to fit  in with their usual boisterousness, but         
+ Freddy had dragged him along on the  last couple of outings, so no one         
+ felt like  complaining.  But on the  other hand, he had  really goofed         
+ confiding in Jason.  Jason was the  type who stepped all over people's         
+ feelings without ever noticing that he hurt them.                              
+                                                                                
+      "Sure, one  class, and  then you'll  start getting  ideas," Jason         
+ said.  "Next thing  we know, it'll be bye-bye law  school." He laughed         
+ scornfully.  "Don't you know how hard it is to make money as a writer?         
+ You'd be crazy to settle for that!"                                            
+                                                                                
+      Greg nodded his agreement.  "He's right,  John, it would be a bad         
+ move.  Trust me." He spooned another  spoonful of soup into his mouth.         
+ It was amazing how Greg always seemed to assume that his opinions were         
+ the definitive word on everything.  Generally, Megan was amused by his         
+ attitude, but  tonight she  was merely  angry.  She  twirled a  gob of         
+ spaghetti onto  her fork  and jabbed  it angrily  into her  mouth, not         
+ trusting herself to speak.                                                     
+                                                                                
+      Michele put  a hand on  John's shoulder.   "Hey, we all  have our         
+ doubts about law school sometimes," she said.  "It's hard and it takes         
+ forever, but it's gonna be worth it.  You'll see." More condescension,         
+ Megan  thought, shaking  her  head.   Michele and  Greg  would make  a         
+ perfect match.                                                                 
+                                                                                
+      Okay, she thought.  So what.   The others were all jerks.  Freddy         
+ would speak up, though.  He was  always fair.  She remembered the time         
+ he didn't speak to  his best friend for a week  because he had punched         
+ out the kid who had stolen  Freddy's bike.  Freddy didn't like the kid         
+ either,  but a  bloody  nose was  a pretty  unfair  treatment, he  had         
+ believed.                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      Megan looked over  at him, waiting for him to  speak.  The others         
+ turned to  look at Freddy also.   Although Greg was the  flashiest and         
+ liked to  think that  he had the  last word, it  was Freddy  that they         
+ depended upon for the solid advice.                                            
+                                                                                
+      Freddy finished  chewing the last  bite of his garlic  bread.  He         
+ wiped some stray  spaghetti sauce from his chin,  carefully folded his         
+ napkin on the  table, then finally spoke.  "I'm sorry,  John, but I've         
+ got to go along  with the others on this." He pushed  his seat back to         
+ give his scrunched knees more room.   "Writing's a fun hobby, but it's         
+ just not  practical to live off  of." He looked at  John thoughtfully.         
+ "Look, my advice is to hold off on the class for a while, then take it         
+ later if you have time.  You don't want to get behind on graduation so         
+ early on."                                                                     
+                                                                                
+      John's hands tightened  on his glass, his  knuckles turning white         
+ from the strain.  Megan was entranced by the glimmer of the candles on         
+ the glass as he  twisted it back and forth in  the light.  Finally, he         
+ looked  up and  nodded slowly.   "Yeah, I  guess it  was a  silly idea         
+ anyway." He smiled weakly.  Michele mercifully changed the subject.            
+                                                                                
+      Megan stared back at Freddy.  He pulled the replenished basket of         
+ breadsticks toward himself, considered for  a moment, then grabbed one         
+ and ate on,  unaware of Megan's disbelief.  Greg  nudged her, pointing         
+ to the fork  still clutched tightly in  her fist.  She set  it down on         
+ the plate, tines  down, then pushed the plate away  from herself.  She         
+ was no longer hungry.                                                          
+                                                                                
+      Freddy licked  his fingers to  get the  last bit of  garlic, then         
+ turned  to her.   "So  where  were we,  Megan?"  he  asked.  His  brow         
+ furrowed in concentration.   "Ahh, I know!  You were going  to tell me         
+ what you  were interested in."  He looked at her  expectantly, tapping         
+ out  a beat  on his  water  glass with  his class  ring.  Megan  never         
+ understood why he still wore it.                                               
+                                                                                
+      She  looked  down the  table.   The  others were  off  discussing         
+ football.  John stared morosely into his glass of Pepsi, rarely adding         
+ a comment to  the discussion.  Music played softly  in the background.         
+ Megan watched and listened for a bit, then turned back to face Freddy.         
+ She  thought  first  of  her  unfinished picture,  then  of  the  Dali         
+ painting.  Always in the background, she thought.                              
+                                                                                
+      "Civil law, of course," she said aloud.                                   
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+           Lois is simultaneously pursuing  an M.S.  degree in                  
+           Computer   Science   and   a   B.A.    in   English                  
+           (Literature).  Commenting on her unique combination                  
+           of studies,  she says with a  grin, "English majors                  
+           wonder  how   I  survived  Calculus   and  Physics,                  
+           Computer  majors  leave  the room  when  I  mention                  
+           English, and  everyone else  just plain  thinks I'm                  
+           weird." Lois works part  time in Systems Support at                  
+           the University of Central Florida.  "Shadow Box" is                  
+           her  first story,  which she  wrote for  a creative                  
+           writing class over the summer.                                       
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ Haute Cuisine                                                                  
+ By Phillip Nolte                                                               
+ NU020061@NDSUVM1.BITNET                                                        
+ Copyright 1989 Phillip Nolte                                                   
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      It  had been  one  of those  rare  one-on-one encounters  between         
+ warships--our ship, the  FWS Macbeth and the  Chirr-is-tat, an Archeon         
+ light cruiser.  This Archeon ship had hit the L-5 military base at New         
+ Argent--hard.   Slashing in  with  ultra  high-energy pulse-beams  and         
+ laser-guided projectiles,  they'd left the  old orbital base  in sorry         
+ shape.  It would have been a highly successful raid, except that their         
+ timing was  awful.  Our  ship had  just left the  same base  not three         
+ hours before  their attack.  We  had stopped there  to pick up  a very         
+ special group of  experimental soldiers and bring them back  to HQ for         
+ further  testing.   We brought  the  Macbeth  about and  answered  New         
+ Argent's distress call as quickly as we could.                                 
+                                                                                
+      Their ship  was a  little bigger  but ours  was a  little faster.         
+ After  a  harrowing  three-day  chase at  hyperdrive  velocities  that         
+ strained both ships to the limit, we  caught up with them way out near         
+ Heard's World  where they stopped  and turned  to make a  stand.  What         
+ followed was a classic, almost heroic struggle with high-speed thrusts         
+ and  feints as  each captain  tried to  out-think and  outmaneuver the         
+ other.  At  last, our  superior agility  gave us  the tiny  opening we         
+ needed.  The  crew cheered wildly as  we put a HellHound  missile into         
+ their port side.  But we had  celebrated too soon.  As we flashed past         
+ them they  struck back with  two direct hits, pulse-beam  charges that         
+ breached  the  shields  and  put   a  jagged  two-meter  hole  in  our         
+ hull--right near  the bridge.   It had been  a hard-  fought encounter         
+ between nearly  equal adversaries and  the outcome was  more-or-less a         
+ draw with  both ships  sustaining heavy enough  damage to  make forced         
+ landings.                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      The alien ship  went down at the  same time as we  did.  They had         
+ little choice,  we had locked on  to them with an  attractor field and         
+ pulled them with us as we began our descent.  We released the field at         
+ the last  possible moment, hoping their  ship would be destroyed  by a         
+ heavy  impact  with  the  planet.  This  last-ditch  effort  was  well         
+ conceived but it didn't work; we  picked up their distress call within         
+ a half- hour of  the crash.  Just our luck, some  of them had survived         
+ and they were right next door, probably within a few kilometers!               
+                                                                                
+      Our ship  was so badly damaged  that only a few  systems on board         
+ were  even partially  usable.  Life  support and  the emergency  power         
+ generator were  okay but  pulling the  Archeon ship  down had  all but         
+ ruined  our main  drive,  and the  navigation  computers, the  Hopkins         
+ defense shield  and the beam weapons  were out.  We had  also lost our         
+ Captain and three crewmen, leaving  only three officers and five crew,         
+ two of  whom were pretty  banged up.   The platoon of  highly trained,         
+ fully equipped, experimental marines had made it through just fine.            
+                                                                                
+      My name's  Harris and I  was the Food Procurement  Specialist for         
+ the  Macbeth.  That's  "ship's  cook" to  those of  you  who might  be         
+ civilians.   Now on  a  modern  warship that  doesn't  amount to  much         
+ usually.   Feeding the  men is  mostly a  matter of  programing a  big         
+ automated kitchen that synthesizes perfectly balanced (and very tasty)         
+ meals from stockpiles  of raw materials--big canisters  of amino acid,         
+ sugar and fatty  acid stocks or whatever other kind  of biomass we put         
+ into  it.  But,  that doesn't  mean I  can't cook!   I had  been well-         
+ trained in  the same time-honored  cooking techniques that  chefs have         
+ used for centuries because every now  and then, I cooked real food for         
+ the officer's mess and for other  special occasions.  A big part of my         
+ duties was to have consisted of  keeping the marines supplied with the         
+ right  kind  of  nutrients  in   their  diet.   These  guys  had  been         
+ extensively modified  surgically and had biomechanical  and electronic         
+ implants that were supposed to make them into some very nasty fighting         
+ units.  Because  there were still  a few  bugs in the  procedure, they         
+ needed more things  in their food than normal people,  people like you         
+ and  me.  Del  said that  their amino  acid requirements  were totally         
+ different.  For  maximum efficiency  they needed several  D-form amino         
+ acids that didn't occur in regular  food and weren't produced in their         
+ bodies.  I'm not  sure why, it had something to  do with the interface         
+ between  their biochemical  and electronic  components.  I  would have         
+ been reprogramming  the food unit  several times  a day to  supply the         
+ right  amounts  of these  supplements  in  their food.   Normally,  it         
+ wouldn't have been a big problem.                                              
+                                                                                
+      Normally.                                                                 
+                                                                                
+      In that running fight out in  space with the Archeon ship and the         
+ bone-jarring forced landing that followed, our frightfully complex and         
+ absolutely  essential food  synthesizing unit  had been  reduced to  a         
+ crumpled, burnt and useless chunk of fused metal and plastic.  HQ said         
+ three weeks,  minimum, before we  could hope for  any kind of  help to         
+ arrive.  Three  weeks!  No doubt about  it, we were in  deep Sardinian         
+ sludge!  Those  twelve marines needed  about 5000 Kcal per  day apiece         
+ just to stay awake!  There wasn't much on the planet's surface that we         
+ could use either.  When it was  working, the kitchen could make useful         
+ food out of almost anything,  including the miserable scrub brush that         
+ grew sparsely on  that desert world.  But, without it  and the special         
+ supplements it  supplied, my marines would  be helpless in a  few days         
+ time!                                                                          
+                                                                                
+      Within  three hours  of  the crash  we sent  out  a small  damage         
+ control party  to survey the wreckage  of our ship.  Heard's  World is         
+ hot, almost unbearably so, but at  least the air is breathable so they         
+ didn't need suits.  As a precaution, three of the experimental marines         
+ went  out with  them as  an  armed guard.   The enemy  must have  been         
+ waiting for something like that because not five minutes passed before         
+ they attacked.   There were half-a-dozen  of them on a  small antigrav         
+ sled,  armed with  portable weapons.   With their  augmented strength,         
+ speed and  agility, our three marines  were way more than  a match for         
+ the six hapless Archeons.  It  was incredible!  Those guys fought like         
+ demons, leaping  and dodging,  spinning and weaving--all  while firing         
+ with deadly accuracy!  The conflict ended abruptly when Marquardt, the         
+ gunner's mate, dashed  up to the front  gun pod and cut  their sled to         
+ ribbons with a burst of 20  mm explosive projectile fire.  The marines         
+ had  gotten three  of  them before  the rest  went  scurrying away  to         
+ safety, over a dune.                                                           
+                                                                                
+      Full of  confidence from our  easy victory, we struck  back.  The         
+ raid that  we staged on them  ended with five Archeon  casualties, two         
+ dead and three wounded, but without any real appreciable change in the         
+ situation.  Two  rounds--slight advantage earth.  The  Archeons closed         
+ up their ship and wouldn't come out after that.  Meanwhile, my marines         
+ were getting hungry and edgy.                                                  
+                                                                                
+      I made a sort of gruel out of some local plants and herbs that we         
+ had analyzed as  non-poisonous.  I mixed them with some  of the twenty         
+ or so kilos  of amino acid stock that had  somehow survived the damage         
+ to the food module.   They ate it but they didn't  like it.  Worse, it         
+ wasn't doing them much good  either.  "Jesus Christ, Harris!  What the         
+ hell is  this slop?"  said Fenster, a  hulk of a  marine who  had been         
+ slightly wounded in the raid on the Archeon ship.  "Fighting men gotta         
+ have real food!  You can shove this bullshit!"                                 
+                                                                                
+      I didn't  get upset with  them, they  were just letting  off some         
+ steam.  Those marines had a lot of energy, it was a consequence of the         
+ modifications that they had undergone.   You see, it wasn't just their         
+ bodies that had been changed, their heads had been messed with too.  A         
+ lot.                                                                           
+                                                                                
+      As a chief petty  officer I had to share my  quarters with one of         
+ the  junior  officers,  a  tall,   skinny,  black  kid  named  Delmont         
+ Richardson.   He was  a  xenobiologist, sort  of  the ship's  "Archeon         
+ expert" if there really was such a thing.  Del's not a bad guy, but he         
+ takes the  scientific approach too  far sometimes.  It gives  him some         
+ very  strange ideas.   He asked  me to  come with  him to  examine the         
+ bodies of the  enemy soldiers that had been killed  in their ill-fated         
+ raid on our ship.  I shrugged  and went along; there weren't that many         
+ able-bodied men about and he needed help.  Besides, he was my friend.          
+                                                                                
+      When we got there we found  one of them still alive, although not         
+ in very good  shape.  Del said that  we were two of just  a handful of         
+ people who had actually seen a live Archeon up close.  They were a lot         
+ different than I had imagined.  To tell the truth, I thought they were         
+ kind of  pretty.  We called the  Archeons "crabs" because they  look a         
+ lot like an oversized horseshoe crab.  They have the same pointy tail,         
+ the rounded shell and the multiple  pairs of jointed legs.  Their eyes         
+ are violet and there  are six of them, four right on  the front of the         
+ shell and  two that are  borne on  short, delicate stalks.   Below the         
+ eyes  are the  intricate, ornate  and very  complex mouthparts.   Just         
+ behind the  mouth are the manipulators,  the first pair of  legs which         
+ have evolved  to serve them  much as our hands  do for us.   There's a         
+ pleasing symmetry  to the  Archeon form,  meaning the  proportions are         
+ right  and all  that,  but  there's real  beauty  in  the patterns  of         
+ blue-green  iridescence  that  shine   in  their  carapaces--rich  and         
+ colorful when  they're alive, but it  fades quickly when they  die.  I         
+ know, we watched the colors fade as the badly torn-up survivor finally         
+ lost his battle for survival.                                                  
+                                                                                
+      Del  said that  the  familiar  shape was  an  incredible case  of         
+ something  he called  "convergent  evolution".  That  means that  even         
+ though  they look  like  the old-earth  creature,  they aren't  really         
+ related  at  all.   They're   the  products  of  completely  different         
+ evolutions.  I don't know, it makes sense to him.                              
+                                                                                
+      We brought the "survivor" and the remains of his two buddies back         
+ to Del's  little bio-lab which  was one part  of the ship  that hadn't         
+ been wrecked  in some way or  another.  He came out  three hours later         
+ blinking his eyes and stretching to  get the kinks out of his muscles.         
+ Apparently that biological  investigation stuff can be  hard work.  He         
+ looked dog-tired!                                                              
+                                                                                
+      "What did you find out, Del?" I asked him.                                
+                                                                                
+      "Interesting  anatomy,"   he  said.   "It's  a   basic  arthropod         
+ architecture  much  like  the  forms  found on  earth.   They  have  a         
+ chitinous exoskeleton,  an open circulatory system  and paired ventral         
+ nerve chords.  Where they differ dramatically is that three or four of         
+ the front  ganglia on each  nerve chord are  swollen and fused  into a         
+ huge masses  of nerve tissue that  probably serve them as  the centers         
+ for higher learning.  At least I think so.  If it's true, their brains         
+ are  actually larger  for their  body size  than ours  are!" When  Del         
+ starts to ramble like  that, I just sort of let him  go, even though I         
+ don't understand a lot of what he's saying.  It helps him to relax.  I         
+ had no trouble understanding what he said next, however.                       
+                                                                                
+      "I do have some good news for you though, Harris," he said.  "I'm         
+ done with them.  I've put what I need to save in the freezer."                 
+                                                                                
+      "Great, Del," I said.  "Ah...what does that mean to me?"                  
+                                                                                
+      "It means  that the chemistry of  those beasts is such  that they         
+ have all  of the D-amino  acids you could  possibly need to  feed your         
+ marines."                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      You see what I mean about strange ideas?                                  
+                                                                                
+      "Jesus,  Del," I  asked incredulously.   "You don't  mean that  I         
+ should  cook dead  crab and  serve it  to those  marines do  you?  You         
+ should've heard them complaining about the food before!"                       
+                                                                                
+      "It sounds  kind of gruesome,  I know," he shrugged.   "But there         
+ are reports  that they  eat humans  when they get  the chance  so that         
+ shouldn't be  a problem.  Besides, I  don't see any other  solution to         
+ this  food thing.   I checked  them over  extensively, they  should be         
+ perfectly safe to eat.  As for  the marines, they might bellyache some         
+ but they'll follow orders.  Let's talk to Gibbs."                              
+                                                                                
+      The ship's acting commander,  Lieutenant Theodore Gibbs, felt the         
+ same when we  asked him about it,  although he thought about  it for a         
+ while before he made up his mind.  "It seems a bit barbaric, I agree,"         
+ he said.  "But we really don't have  much choice do we?  I'll give the         
+ order."                                                                        
+                                                                                
+      That night I built a small fire  out in the sand a short distance         
+ from the ship.  In  a pot fashioned out of a big  bearing cup that I'd         
+ scrounged from  engineering, I cooked  up a generous portion  of "crab         
+ stew" for  my marines to  eat.  An Archeon is  a little bigger  than a         
+ man, so there  was no shortage of  the rich, white meat.   I can still         
+ picture that  makeshift pot  bubbling and  frothing over  a smoldering         
+ scrub brush fire  with a bunch of long, jointed  crab legs sticking up         
+ out of it.  I used all my cooking skills and the meager stock of local         
+ herbs in  an effort to make  the stuff palatable.  I  won't repeat the         
+ things  that the  marines were  saying as  they watched  me cook.   To         
+ demonstrate to them that it was safe, I ate some first.                        
+                                                                                
+      You  won't like  the way  this sounds,  but that  stew was  good;         
+ damned good!  Our enemy cooked up into  a meal fit for a gourmet!  The         
+ flavor was sort of  like a cross between snow crab  and lobster but it         
+ was better  than either  one of  them!  Several of  the men  asked for         
+ seconds.  Best of all, they began to regain their strength.                    
+                                                                                
+      The biggest  surprise awaited  us the  following morning  when we         
+ were contacted  by the  master of the  Archeon ship.   Unexpected good         
+ news!   He wanted  to talk  about some  kind of  cooperative agreement         
+ between  them and  us  that  would enable  our  two  small parties  to         
+ survive.  We decided that they must have had enough of our marines and         
+ wanted an  end to the  business.  To our  knowledge, it was  the first         
+ time that any kind of meaningful dialogue had ever been attempted with         
+ a crab war party since mankind  had first encountered them and the war         
+ had started, over eighteen months before.                                      
+                                                                                
+      We were understandably a little nervous.                                  
+                                                                                
+      We met them  out in a wide-open area that  was about eqi- distant         
+ from both  ships.  From that  spot we could  see both ships;  with its         
+ tail in the air and the fuselage bent and crumpled, theirs didn't look         
+ any  better  than  ours  did!   Each  group  was  represented  by  six         
+ individuals.  Richardson and I were included in the delegation because         
+ he was what passed for the local crab  expert and I was one of the few         
+ men left who were well enough to  make the trip.  They gave me the job         
+ of holding  the Kravitz universal  translator; across the way  I could         
+ see a  crab counterpart  holding a similar  device.  Their  leader was         
+ easy to  pick out,  he was  a little  bigger than  the others  and the         
+ blue-green of his shell had purple  highlights in it.  He was also the         
+ first to speak.  This was a  series of staccato clicks and chirps made         
+ with his mouthparts that was followed shortly by the synthesized voice         
+ of the translator.                                                             
+                                                                                
+      "Greetings are given to the valiant earth-born warriors.  We come         
+ in peace." He did  a sort of bow.  Gibbs hesitated  a second and bowed         
+ in return.                                                                     
+                                                                                
+      "We  are honored,"  Gibbs  replied.  "The  Archeon soldiers  also         
+ fight gallantly.   I complement  them.  We  come with  peaceful intent         
+ also.  You spoke of cooperation.  We  feel it would be advantageous to         
+ both of our races."                                                            
+                                                                                
+      There was another series of chirps and clicks.                            
+                                                                                
+      "We the  descendants of the  great Archeon hive-den  were greatly         
+ touched  by your  act of  supreme  respect for  our fallen  comrades,"         
+ continued the leader.                                                          
+                                                                                
+      "We  have nothing  but supreme  respect for  all Archeons,"  said         
+ Gibbs, "But I must apologize.  I'm not sure I know what you're talking         
+ about."                                                                        
+                                                                                
+      "I refer  to the  consumption of  the flesh  of our  hive- mates.         
+ Your  rites  were observed  last  evening  by  a  large group  of  our         
+ warriors, including  myself.  Because  of this  most reverent  act, we         
+ feel that we can safely extend to you an offer for peace."                     
+                                                                                
+      "I..um..ah..on behalf  of the  Federation, I accept  your offer!"         
+ said  Gibbs.  He  was caught  off-guard but  wasn't about  to let  the         
+ opportunity slip away.                                                         
+                                                                                
+      The crab leader continued.                                                
+                                                                                
+      "One of the major obstacles to peace between our races has been a         
+ total lack  of understanding  of each other's  customs.  By  your most         
+ gracious act,  your small  party has made  enormous strides  towards a         
+ peaceful relationship with our race in the future."                            
+                                                                                
+      We were absolutely blown away!  Over  the next two weeks, we were         
+ able to  maintain a genuine, if  rather uneasy, peace.  Of  course, we         
+ didn't allow our  marines to have any contact with  the aliens at all.         
+ By their  very nature, they  were difficult  to reason with,  even for         
+ their  fellow humans!   Most of  the actual  dialogue and  contact was         
+ undertaken by Del Richardson and me.  Yes, me.  The crabs had insisted         
+ on it.                                                                         
+                                                                                
+      Our  usual  contact  was   a  smaller  (younger?)  Archeon  named         
+ Clack-whirr-snap-click-click who seemed to actually enjoy our company.         
+ We got  to know  "Click" well  enough to  ask some  pointed questions.         
+ Yes, they thought  our marines were demon fighters.   No, they weren't         
+ afraid of them,  just respectful of their abilities.   On that fateful         
+ night, a  war party consisting  of all of their  remaining able-bodied         
+ soldiers (about thirty, I think) had been poised for an all-out attack         
+ when they  saw me and the  marines at our little  cookout and realized         
+ what we were doing.  They had immediately called off the attack.               
+                                                                                
+      He told us  that the Archeons always had a  ritual for their dead         
+ which  included the  consumption of  at least  a portion  of the  dead         
+ comrade's flesh.   A little more  talk and some  further investigation         
+ revealed why.                                                                  
+                                                                                
+      The crabs have a sort of  racial memory.  Each member of the race         
+ inherits these memories  from both parents at conception.   All of the         
+ experiences of each individual are somehow added to this racial memory         
+ and can be passed on to a living member of the race, usually by eating         
+ a small portion  of the flesh.  The experiences of  the individual are         
+ thus passed on to whichever of his  mates eats a part of him.  To pass         
+ away uneaten, and  therefore without the retention of  his memories by         
+ at least  some other member  of the race is  the worst thing  that can         
+ happen to  a crab!  They had  observed our stew-making party  and had,         
+ luckily for us, assumed that we were paying homage to their dead, thus         
+ the  overtures for  peace from  their leader  the next  day.  What  an         
+ incredible break!                                                              
+                                                                                
+      The  one  who does  the  actual  cooking  is usually  the  hive's         
+ religious leader, a greatly honored position.  I guess that's why they         
+ wanted  me as  a contact  and why  all of  them, including  the ship's         
+ leader, treated me with so much respect!                                       
+                                                                                
+      Del took a closer look at some  of the crab remains that he'd put         
+ in the freezer  that night.  It didn't  take him long to  find what he         
+ was  looking  for.  Each  and  every  cell  in the  creature's  bodies         
+ contained a number of large pieces of extrachromosomal DNA.  He called         
+ them "plasmids".  These  structures were the agents by  which both the         
+ racial  and  individual memories  were  passed  on.  These  particular         
+ plasmids are extraordinarily heat stable  so they survive being cooked         
+ and they are also evolved to  reach and enter the recipient's cells by         
+ way  of the  gut.   Once  inside a  cell  they  replicate and  spread,         
+ replicate and spread, much like a  virus, until every cell in the body         
+ contains   them.   A   perfectly   evolved  method   for  passing   on         
+ information--by eating it!                                                     
+                                                                                
+      On a hunch he took blood samples  from me and some of the marines         
+ who  had eaten  the  stew and  checked  us for  presence  of the  same         
+ plasmids.  To my utter shock and amazement, he found them in our cells         
+ as well!  Our  biochemistries are similar enough to  the Archeons that         
+ "infection" can occur.                                                         
+                                                                                
+      Fortunately, I  don't have  the necessary  enzyme systems  for my         
+ body to translate or "decode" the  Archeon plasmids, so I can't get at         
+ any of  the memories, thank God!   No, Del says that  they'll probably         
+ just remain in my system, not  doing much of anything, but not hurting         
+ anything either, just sitting there.                                           
+                                                                                
+      You would  think that a  race with  such a well-evolved  means of         
+ passing on  information would be very  wise indeed.  In many  ways and         
+ about many things, they are.   Unfortunately, they'd had a run-in with         
+ a couple  of mammalian races early  in their history.  These  had been         
+ faithfully recorded in  their racial memories and, as  a result, every         
+ Archeon  had   a  sort  of  built-in   paranoia  against  warm-blooded         
+ fur-bearing creatures.   Creatures like  us.  In their  minds anything         
+ but war with us was unthinkable when they had first encountered men.           
+                                                                                
+      All that is  changed now.  Diplomats of both races,  armed with a         
+ bit  more knowledge  about each  other--mostly because  of the  chance         
+ events on Heard's World--were able  to hammer out a peaceful agreement         
+ for  coexistence.  Within  two months,  the  war had  ended.  A  truly         
+ significant step forward for man and crab!                                     
+                                                                                
+      There  was a  part  of  the treaty  that  isn't well  publicized,         
+ however.  Like I said, the crabs  hate to lose the life experiences of         
+ even  a single  one  of  their individuals.   So  the authorities  are         
+ keeping a watchful  eye on your's truly.  I'll be  allowed to live out         
+ my normal  life just  fine but  as soon as  I began  to show  signs of         
+ fading  they're  shipping me  off  to  Archea-hive, the  Archeon  home         
+ planet.  I house  the memories of three of their  fallen mates.  Their         
+ solution to  this problem is  simple: I'll  attend a gathering  of the         
+ families of  the deceased--as the main  course on the menu!   A chance         
+ for me to serve mankind by being  "served" myself!  In a way I suppose         
+ it's a kind of  honor so I'm not complaining.  I  just wish they could         
+ do something about the awful dreams I've been having lately...                 
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+           Phil is a research specialist in Plant Pathology at                  
+           NDSU in  Fargo, North Dakota.   He is also  a Ph.D.                  
+           candidate  at the  same  time.   He's been  writing                  
+           science  fiction  for  about three  years  but  has                  
+           enjoyed reading  it all his life.   He comments, "I                  
+           got interested  in the  writing end because  of the                  
+           many  disappointments  I've   had  while  attending                  
+           science  fiction movies  and coming  away wondering                  
+           how they could  have spent so much  money on actors                  
+           and  special effects,  and  so damned  little on  a                  
+           decent story!"  This is  his fifth story,  of seven                  
+           total.                                                               
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ Solitaire                                                                      
+ By Garry Frank                                                                 
+ CSTGLFPC@UIAMVS.BITNET                                                         
+ Copyright 1989 Garry Frank / Failsafe Productions                              
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      Davidson warned me about it.  He said it wasn't a good idea.  Now         
+ it's too late and I'm not sure  how I feel.  The time doesn't help any         
+ and  since  a  human  brain  takes up  only  about  a  thousand  cubic         
+ centimeters, you realize  how small that volume is, and  how little it         
+ can possibly contain,  and you simply don't have  anything left inside         
+ to think about.  I  never liked how it started, and I'm  not sure if I         
+ like how it finished, but a story is a story.                                  
+                                                                                
+      I  am a  murderer.  I  don't  like being  a murderer,  and to  be         
+ totally honest,  I never really intended  to kill.  I suppose,  in all         
+ fairness,  nothing could  be more  irrelevant at  this point.   I just         
+ thought I'd throw it  in to try and convince myself that  I used to be         
+ an  educated, thinking  creature  at  one time,  and  try  not to  let         
+ society, and I  suppose that includes myself, stamp me  as a murderer.         
+ I'm not the  unshaven, wobbly-eyed drunk that killed for  money or the         
+ psychotic, crazed youth who killed for  sport.  I'd like to say that I         
+ was  framed, but  I can't  think of  anyone who  could have  framed me         
+ except God.  I  got into an argument  at a party.  One  of my friend's         
+ wife's friend's deals.  I went alone.   I didn't even know the guy.  I         
+ disagreed with him about disagreeing with  me.  I was drunk and raving         
+ about nuclear weapons.  Next thing I  know, push comes to shove, and I         
+ suddenly see him on the floor with blood pouring out of his eyes and a         
+ long, furrowed welt on the side of his head deep enough to hold water.         
+ I look down and see a fireplace poker in my right hand.  I passed out.         
+ I won't dwell on that too much.                                                
+                                                                                
+      Needless to say, after a lengthy trial I got fifty to seventy.  I         
+ never even knew what  hit me.  Now, if there's one thing  I got out of         
+ this, it's the  dim realization of how easy prison  is.  No shit.  You         
+ have so many people screaming about mistreatment and abuse in prisons,         
+ and the government  dumps out quadrillions of bucks to  fix the places         
+ up, and  to try and give  the inmates more opportunity  for growth and         
+ creative development, Lord help us all,  and it's really a swell place         
+ now.  I got  to read a lot,  and think, and do some  writing, and they         
+ showed us movies all the time, and during the first two years, I began         
+ to wonder if it was supposed to be torture at all.                             
+                                                                                
+      I  was  the bright  guy.   I  could  help people  with  financial         
+ problems, and relationships  with the outsiders, and I  was setting up         
+ huge CD accounts for the long term  inmates whom after they got out in         
+ fifty years  would discover their  ten thousand dollars  had blossomed         
+ into half a million.  Needless to say, I was pretty popular.  Davidson         
+ was big  on keeping track of  shit on the outside.   He had newspapers         
+ and  current  magazines spread  out  in  his  cell  as though  he  was         
+ housebreaking  a dog.   He came  to me  because he  considered me  his         
+ intellectual equal.  We had been designated the smart ones.  He wanted         
+ my opinion.  He also wanted me to go first.                                    
+                                                                                
+      He  told me  about the  new sentencing  system that  the NSC  was         
+ trying to put into effect.  He told  me about the NASA mergers and the         
+ grant funds and about how it was just in the beginning stages, and the         
+ more he  talked, the  more I began  to feel like  Alex in  A Clockwork         
+ Orange,  finding out  about the  new treatment  that gets  him out  of         
+ prison quick,  provided he  becomes brainwashed.   That, I  think, was         
+ when  the first  light  pangs of  fear kicked  in.   But Davidson  was         
+ constant, and he  really thought I should talk to  the warden.  When I         
+ asked him  why, he told me  about a recent  vote in the Senate  he had         
+ uncovered, a vote attached to some other goofy bill that wouldn't show         
+ up in  Newsweek, but  would in the  Congressional Record,  for anybody         
+ bored or boring enough to sift  through its all-text pages.  Turns out         
+ the Senate vote was that the selection  for the test orbital was to be         
+ pulled  from Gladstone  Maximum  Security, which  was  the place  both         
+ Davidson and I were staying at the time, courtesy of the United States         
+ judicial  branch.   That's  why  he   was  so  interested  in  it.   I         
+ reluctantly agreed, and went to see the warden the next day.                   
+                                                                                
+      He was a  little stunned, and wanted to know  where I came across         
+ my information, and again  I felt like I had just  fallen onto the set         
+ of A Clockwork  Orange.  I just beat  the bush for a bit,  and then he         
+ settled back into his naugahyde chair and decided to tell me about it.         
+ The NSC and NASA were working together to develop what they called the         
+ orbiting cell.   The idea was  to lock a  hardened criminal in  a tiny         
+ clear plastic  bubble, with food and  air and shit, and  fire him into         
+ orbit.  The  idea was  that he  could see  out, and  it would  feel as         
+ though there  was nothing between  him and  space.  This plus  the raw         
+ boredom,  the  soundproofing, and  just  the  goddamn loneliness  were         
+ supposed to be really good rehabilitation methods.  I wondered why and         
+ how.   I guess  it  had something  to do  with  the philosophy  behind         
+ solitary confinement.   I had  been in solitary  several times,  and I         
+ didn't really mind  it.  It was relaxing.  It seemed  kinda fun to me,         
+ and  that's what  I told  the  warden.  He  smirked and  said that  he         
+ wouldn't want to try it.  He said that studies had proven the orbiting         
+ cell was  sheer torture, and  some other  studies said it  could cause         
+ insanity or even be lethal.  That's why they wanted to try it out.             
+                                                                                
+      I'm not sure why I did it.   Sometimes I dream that I did it just         
+ to help  the scientific research  aspect of it, that  I did it  so the         
+ people who designed it could know more about it, but I know that's not         
+ true.  I suppose it was just the short duration of it.  They said that         
+ if I stayed in the bubble for  one month, that the rest of my sentence         
+ would be remitted and  I would be a free man.  In  the words of Fibber         
+ McGee, it seemed like a good idea  at the time.  To make the dull part         
+ brief, I was taken to a  NASA training center, specially built for the         
+ Orb.  That  was what they called  it, the "Orb".  They  had built only         
+ one  of them  so  far,  and they  let  me see  it  before  I began  my         
+ debriefing.  Apparently, it  went up with the  automated shuttles.  It         
+ was sealed,  and placed in a  huge apparatus in the  shuttle bay which         
+ would put it into orbit and  could also retrieve it.  Then the shuttle         
+ would  land.  The  whole thing  was automatic,  and the  plan was  for         
+ nobody  to be  on board  except  me, as  though they  thought I  might         
+ actually try to hijack a space shuttle.                                        
+                                                                                
+      They showed me  the Orb.  It was a clear  plexiglass sphere about         
+ four feet across.  There wasn't any hatch.  They would have to cut the         
+ top off of  it to let me in,  then they would seal it  shut again with         
+ some kind of torch.  It didn't leave any seams.  It was incredible.  A         
+ clear, plastic  bubble just  floating in space.   The only  thing that         
+ marred it was this  black box on the outside.  It was  about a foot on         
+ all sides,  and it was  attached to the outside  of the bubble  like a         
+ parasite.  The box contained a special  algae.  I could tell the goofy         
+ scientist who was there just loved to brag about it.  They developed a         
+ new strain just for this project.  They built their own life form, how         
+ about that.  I guess it was like being God.                                    
+                                                                                
+      The box had  this algae in it, and a  self-contained light source         
+ that would let  it grow.  Three holes connected it  with the Orb.  One         
+ of the holes  was for the air.   Through it, the algae  used my carbon         
+ dioxide and  made water  and oxygen.   Just enough  for one  man.  The         
+ second hole was for processing urine  and feces.  It wasn't fancy, and         
+ it wasn't comfortable, but it worked.  Through the third hole, I could         
+ sip some water mixed with algae.  That was my food.  I was supposed to         
+ eat this  plant.  No  shit.  They  told me it  was tasteless  and very         
+ nourishing and the tube only let  a certain amount go through.  Enough         
+ to  support  one man  indefinitely.   It  was  a little  ecosystem,  a         
+ controlled one.  It would  let me live, but it would  not let me enjoy         
+ it.                                                                            
+                                                                                
+      It was around now that I began  to get a little scared.  I had no         
+ idea what it would  be like, and I spent most  of my four-day training         
+ period worrying.  Again, to make the boring part short, they sealed me         
+ up, naked,  in my  little Orb, and  set me up  for launching.   It was         
+ pretty uneventful, since I spent the entire launch in the blackness of         
+ the  cargo bay.   I just  sat  and waited.   And enjoyed  the lack  of         
+ gravity.                                                                       
+                                                                                
+      The terror started when the hatch opened.  There was some kind of         
+ goop in the  plexiglass that would prevent nasty rays  from burning up         
+ my skin,  but it  didn't seem to  change the fact  that the  earth was         
+ agonizingly bright.  I had to shield  my eyes for about seven minutes,         
+ while the launcher shoved me out  into orbit.  Squinting, I looked out         
+ and saw the engines fire, and the shuttle went out ahead of me.  I was         
+ in orbit.  I was alone.                                                        
+                                                                                
+      At first, I was impressed by  the bright sun, which was tolerable         
+ now,  as was  the earth.   I studied  the motions  and the  shapes.  I         
+ watched the shadows of the earth bounce  off the moon, and I stared at         
+ the motions of cloud patterns and land shapes with hypnotic intensity.         
+ But after a few hours, you just plain  run out of stuff to see.  I got         
+ bored with  earth and started  studying some other planets  and stars.         
+ Needless to  say, I got bored  with them fairly quickly  as well.  I'd         
+ say about five  hours had passed since my launch,  and already I could         
+ think of nothing to do.                                                        
+                                                                                
+      The minutes,  which used to pass  by like seconds, now  seemed to         
+ drag into endless days.   I began to slowly lose my  sense of time.  I         
+ ate as much  of the algae as it  would let me, and I had  a good shit,         
+ but then what else is there to  do?  I started to wonder if eating and         
+ shitting would become  priceless luxuries now that they  were the only         
+ real physical activities I could do.   I wondered how long it would be         
+ until  I  could get  more  food.   The  horrible  idea that  the  food         
+ distributor might be broken flashed across  my mind.  I had nothing to         
+ do but think.                                                                  
+                                                                                
+      I started  talking to myself for  a while.  I began  to just talk         
+ and talk  about anything  that came  to mind.   All of  the background         
+ voices in my brain  which are cut off somewhere before  they get to my         
+ mouth  just blurted  themselves  out.  After  a while,  I  ran out  of         
+ thoughts  and began  to  recite  poetry.  I'm  not  sure why.   Little         
+ fragments  of stories  and  plays  and shit  I  was  supposed to  have         
+ forgotten after I  graduated from college.  Shards  of Shakespeare and         
+ Dante.  Verses of Homer and  Frost.  I babbled nonsensically for hours         
+ until I realized I wasn't even listening to myself.  I realized that I         
+ had just been staring out of the  side of the Orb the entire time, and         
+ got hold of  my brain.  I decided talking to  myself accomplished very         
+ little and decided not to do it again as I wiped a river of saliva off         
+ of my chin and neck.  My breathing slowed down.                                
+                                                                                
+      I began to spend entire days  with my eyes closed.  It was easier         
+ to think if you didn't have to look at the nothingness above your head         
+ and the  earth, a two hundred  kilometer drop below your  feet.  I was         
+ comfortable with the blackness behind my  eyelids, and that was what I         
+ stared at for  the next week.  Things began to  play themselves out in         
+ swirling images,  trying to  replace the  black, to  cut into  it like         
+ fireworks.  I  started to play  movies in  my head.  Every  fragment I         
+ could  remember, it  was  flashed  onto the  silver  screen behind  my         
+ eyelids, larger  than life.   The sounds were  totally clear,  and the         
+ images  flowed  easily.   I  replayed Bogart  and  Jimmy  Stewart.   I         
+ replayed  Hoffman,  Redford,  and  Malcolm  McDowell.   Sean  Connery.         
+ Michael Caine.  Endless Woody Allen  lines flashed across my mind with         
+ unbelievable ferocity, and I found  myself laughing out loud more than         
+ once, half from comedy, half from  shock.  The second half of the week         
+ was filled with songs.  Thousands of  them, played back across my ears         
+ like  some  flawless  recording  system.   Every  move.   Every  note.         
+ Classical, rock, and all the Jazz  I could remember.  But, perhaps for         
+ the same  reason why  we forget a  good tune in  daily life,  I became         
+ bored  hearing  Beethoven's  Ninth  six  million  times,  and  started         
+ grabbing  at fragments  of  songs I  had only  heard  once ore  twice,         
+ mentally scrambling to catch hold of  one or two notes that could lead         
+ to a ladder  of music.  It was frustrating, and  I found myself crying         
+ continuously without even being aware of it.                                   
+                                                                                
+      I started  to think about what  was beyond the glass.   The vast,         
+ black emptiness  which I could  see, yet  couldn't see.  It  was black         
+ because there was no  light, but I could still see  it, even with this         
+ lack.   I  could see  the  lack  of  light.   The blackness.   It  was         
+ literally nothing.  There was nothing out there.  The fear turned into         
+ claustrophobia over  the next two  days.  I found myself  blinking too         
+ often.   I found  myself unable  to focus  on sound.   I found  myself         
+ tapping the  glass for no apparent  reason with the tip  of my finger,         
+ very lightly, just  tapping, and unconsciously intensifying  it into a         
+ light  slap and  I remember  sweating madly  as the  power of  my taps         
+ increased until I was pounding on the  glass with the full force of my         
+ fist and not even being aware of it.   I would scream at the top of my         
+ lungs for minutes  straight with my fist pounding against  the side of         
+ the plexiglass  with booming rhythm.  I  started to see things  in the         
+ black emptiness of space.  My mind  started to play horrible tricks on         
+ me.  I began  getting paranoid.  I kept jerking  around, glancing over         
+ my  shoulder  thinking that  something  was  in  the bubble  with  me.         
+ Sometimes I would push myself away from one side of the bubble where I         
+ thought that  something was outside trying  to get in, then  I'd think         
+ that the same thing was happening  on the other side, and whirl around         
+ again,  screaming with  fear, yet  unable to  hear myself,  lashing my         
+ fists and legs out into the clear, cold solidity of the Orb.                   
+                                                                                
+      That was how I cut myself the first time.  Pow!  Into the side of         
+ the glass.  Stinging  pain in my knuckles.  The red  spot on the wall.         
+ I found  myself staring at that  red spot for hours  on end afterwards         
+ for lack  of better things to  do.  The blood tricked  upwards from my         
+ hand and began  to separate into little globs that  bobbled in the air         
+ like tiny acrobats.   I watched the blood flow into  the zero-g of the         
+ Orb, a thin stream  of red responding to it's own  laws of physics.  I         
+ jammed the knuckle into my mouth and  kept it there for about an hour,         
+ staring at the red  spot on the side of the Orb  with shaking eyes and         
+ terrified sweat.  I kept it there  until the bleeding stopped.  Then I         
+ passed out.                                                                    
+                                                                                
+      Sleep  was rare  and fragmented.   My body's  timetable had  been         
+ turned inside- out,  and it seemed as though I  was never totally sure         
+ if I had gotten too much sleep, or not enough.  My sleep was liberally         
+ coated with nightmares  too horrifying to mention.  Visions  of evil I         
+ hadn't had  nightmares about  since I was  a kid came  back, as  if to         
+ haunt me, as  if to say "You  thought you were scared  of your closet!         
+ Ha!  Whaddya think of this?!" I think that was when my mind started to         
+ go.  I think I just plain ran out  of stuff to think about.  I spent a         
+ day mowing  lawns.  Mentally mowing lawns  which I had plotted  out in         
+ size and  shape beforehand,  noting every tree,  every tall  weed, and         
+ when I came  to them, mower buzzing furiously, sometimes  I would have         
+ it choke or run out of gas,  and I would mentally imagine every second         
+ of my angered, sweaty trip to the garage to get a gas can or a wrench.         
+ I spent a week building houses.   Plotting out the land, surveying it,         
+ pouring  in the  cement foundations.   I imagined  every insignificant         
+ motion, every board,  every nail, every stroke of the  hammer.  It was         
+ all flawless.  I once spent five  minutes on the same set of shingles.         
+ I built  seven houses  in all.   Very big  ones, too.   But as  I said         
+ before, you just run  out of stuff to think about.   You can feel your         
+ mind  just  slowing down,  devoid  of  not  just active  thought,  but         
+ creative energy too,  and you run out of stuff  to do.  It's difficult         
+ to describe, I know, and a part of me hopes that none of you ever find         
+ out exactly what  it's like.  I started  to think of HAL  in 2001, and         
+ about his dying words: "My mind is  going.  My mind is going, Dave.  I         
+ can feel  it." I  spent the next  two days repeating  his lines  in my         
+ head: "My  mind is going.   I can feel it."  Over and over  again, for         
+ forty-eight hours: "I  can feel it." I no longer  knew where the lines         
+ were from:  "My mind is going.   I can feel  it." I no longer  had the         
+ urge to  cry, or to sleep,  or to think,  or even to move.   My joints         
+ began to stiffen up: "My mind is going."                                       
+                                                                                
+      I'm not sure how long I remained  in that trance, but I do know I         
+ came  out of  it.  It  was something  on the  outskirts of  my vision,         
+ something almost  subliminal that made  me realize that I  should have         
+ been paying more  attention to the planet.  I  remember suddenly being         
+ able to think again, and I remember my first thought being pain.  Pain         
+ in my knees and  back.  I hadn't shifted my position  in God knows how         
+ long.  Weeks?  The pain subsided  quickly, and I whirled myself around         
+ to face the planet Earth.  The first  thing I noticed that was odd was         
+ all  of the  flashes.   All over  the surface  of  the planet,  bright         
+ flashes would erupt, then spread slowly  over areas the size of Brazil         
+ as their  glare reduced from  a pinpoint flash  to a dull  smoky glow.         
+ Then I  saw the source of  the flashes.  I  was not the only  thing in         
+ orbit.   Emerging from  strategic points  on every  single land  mass,         
+ there  were  tiny  disruptions   in  the  atmosphere  which  propelled         
+ themselves in  smooth, flawless arcs,  leaving trails of  smoke behind         
+ them,  and  touched  the  surface   again  to  create  other  pinpoint         
+ explosions.  It was then that I knew.  I knew what was happening.              
+                                                                                
+      The sizes of the warheads  were staggering, six thousand megatons         
+ at  least.  I  watched slowly  as the  United States  civilization was         
+ wiped clean  off the surface  of the globe, as  if by God  himself.  I         
+ watched  retaliatory strikes  do the  same to  almost every  corner of         
+ every  continent, and  it  was then  that I  knew  that the  remaining         
+ population would be lucky to be a number in the millions.                      
+                                                                                
+      I  glanced back  to  the  United States.   There  are only  three         
+ shuttle  launch stations,  and all  of  them were  practically in  the         
+ center of some detonation radius.  I  am almost certain the Orb design         
+ station is  now rubble, and  I am starting  to think that  nobody even         
+ remembers my name.                                                             
+                                                                                
+      The temperature in here is  seventy-two degrees Fahrenheit, but I         
+ still feel very, very cold.                                                    
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+           Garry is  a Broadcasting  and Film  major attending                  
+           the  University   of  Iowa.   He  is   an  aspiring                  
+           screenwriter and  an accomplished  playwright, with                  
+           three of his full-length plays having been produced                  
+           by the  West Side  Players, an  alternative theatre                  
+           organization at  Iowa.  He writes short  fiction in                  
+           his  spare  time,  and  watches  too  many  movies.                  
+           Garry's  other interests  include reading,  skiing,                  
+           acting, "splitting atoms and graduating."                            
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ Picture Perfect (part 2 of 2)                                                  
+ By Gene Smith                                                                  
+ ESMITH@SUVM.BITNET                                                             
+ Copyright 1989 Gene Smith                                                      
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      Sunday crawled  by.  Phil got up  early and worked on  three more         
+ lawns that day but his heart  wasn't in his work.  He kept remembering         
+ the pictures he  had seen.  He'd look  at a bed of  flowers and wonder         
+ how they would look in a picture  taken by the new camera.  He'd see a         
+ bird in flight and wonder the same thing.  Sunday finally ended.               
+                                                                                
+      On Monday  morning Phil awoke  early, went over to  Mr.  Harris's         
+ house to mow  his lawn and when  he had completed his  work there took         
+ his bike,  trailer and all, to  the schoolyard.  He went  into the all         
+ too familiar building and to the physics lab where he hoped Mr.  Riley         
+ would be found.                                                                
+                                                                                
+      Stephen Riley was  there trying to get across  the coefficient of         
+ friction to a  group of three students.  Phil poked  his head into the         
+ classroom  and  made a  quick  motion  with  one hand  indicating  the         
+ laboratory.  Mr.  Riley  nodded that he understood  and continued with         
+ his lecture.  This was  a signal that they had used  many times in the         
+ past.   The schools  darkroom  was  located just  off  of the  physics         
+ laboratory  and Phil  needed  permission to  use  it.  As  photography         
+ editor he  actually didn't need  permission, but it was  school policy         
+ that someone had to know whenever anyone was using the darkroom.  This         
+ policy came  about after  he had  lost track of  time last  year while         
+ working in the darkroom and was locked in the laboratory overnight.            
+                                                                                
+      The principle wasn't too upset over the whole episode but his mom         
+ had been hysterical!  No one had  known where he was until the janitor         
+ had let him  out of the locked physics lab  the following morning.  By         
+ that time the  police were looking for him and  his mother was certain         
+ that he had  been kidnapped.  He was grounded for  two weeks for that!         
+ It was Mr.   Riley that had suggested this notification  scheme and it         
+ satisfied all concerned.  If Phil was  going to be working late in the         
+ darkroom  Mr.  Riley  would let  the  night janitor  know.  Before  he         
+ locked up, the janitor would stop by the lab and tell Phil it was time         
+ to go.  It worked well for everyone.                                           
+                                                                                
+      Phil had  been waiting in the  laboratory for about half  an hour         
+ when Mr.  Riley came  in.  "I thought you were going  to be working in         
+ the darkroom," Mr.   Riley said as he  saw Phil sitting at  one of the         
+ laboratory benches.                                                            
+                                                                                
+      "No,  actually I  wanted to  talk to  you," Phil  told him.   Mr.         
+ Riley had taught  Phil everything about photography that  he now knew.         
+ Darkroom  technique and  safety, developing,  printing, cropping,  air         
+ brushing and everything else he had learned from Mr.  Riley.                   
+                                                                                
+      "Well, I'm  done for the day,"  Mr.  Riley said sighing,  "I hope         
+ those kids pick this stuff up  this time.  They won't graduate without         
+ it." He then added, "I just hate  to see a kid not graduate because of         
+ what could be  my failure to get something across  to them.  Now, what         
+ do you want to talk about?"                                                    
+                                                                                
+      Phil  again explained  the new  camera  and the  pictures to  Mr.         
+ Riley.  He had told  him that he had practically made  up his mind and         
+ that he had the money with him right now.  After he left the school he         
+ was planning to head to the camera shop.  Mr.  Riley urged caution.            
+                                                                                
+      "I know you're  excited about the camera but I've  never heard of         
+ that make, though  the name does sound familiar for  some reason.  Nor         
+ have I ever heard  of a camera capable of taking  pictures of the type         
+ you  describe.   I'd wait  a  few  days  before making  the  purchase.         
+ Something that sounds too good to be true usually is."                         
+                                                                                
+      Phil thought  to himself,  "First my father  and now  Mr.  Riley.         
+ They both  don't want me to  buy the camera.  Hell,  they haven't even         
+ seen it or those pictures!"                                                    
+                                                                                
+      Aloud he said, "Thanks Mr.  Riley.  I'll think about it."                 
+                                                                                
+      Mr.  Riley replied, "You do that  Phil.  I'll tell you what, I'll         
+ check into  the literature I  have and see what  I can find  out.  The         
+ name is familiar but I don't know  why.  Stop back in a couple of days         
+ and I'll let you know what I find out."                                        
+                                                                                
+      As Phil was leaving the lab he said to Mr.  Riley, "Thanks again.         
+ I'll stop back  in a couple of  days." He left the school  to where he         
+ had  parked his  bike  and trailer.   On  the way  out  of the  school         
+ building he had decided that he  couldn't wait to own that camera.  He         
+ was going to go back to the shop and purchase it today.                        
+                                                                                
+      He headed  downtown to the camera  shop, parked his bike  so that         
+ the trailer wouldn't interfere with  anyone walking by and went inside         
+ the shop.  The bells attached to the door announced his entry again as         
+ he opened then closed  the door.  The heat inside the  shop was as bad         
+ as it  had been two days  previous.  Phil was surprised  at this since         
+ the weather had  cooled off Saturday night and it  was no nowhere near         
+ as warm as it had been on Saturday afternoon.                                  
+                                                                                
+      The storekeeper came  though the doorway leading to  the back and         
+ said  cheerfully, "Good  Morning young  man.   Back I  see.  Have  you         
+ decided on  purchasing the camera?" All  the time he was  smiling that         
+ disconcerting smile.                                                           
+                                                                                
+      Phil was again  uneasy as he said, "Yes I  have." He then quickly         
+ asked, "Can the camera be returned if it isn't all you claim it is?"           
+                                                                                
+      "Oh, by  all means,"  assured the  storekeeper.  "If  this camera         
+ doesn't give  you pictures just  as good  as these," he  indicated the         
+ pictures still  lying on the  counter top,  "you bring it  right back.         
+ I'll refund every penny, no questions asked."                                  
+                                                                                
+      "You've got  a deal!" said  Phil excitedly.  He reached  into his         
+ pocket  and pulled  out  the  $200.00 he  had  brought  along with  an         
+ additional amount sufficient to cover the sales tax.                           
+                                                                                
+      "Oh,  this is  unnecessary,"  said the  storekeeper after  having         
+ counted the money  Phil had handed to him.  He  handed Phil the amount         
+ Phil had  given him  to cover the  sales tax and  said, "My  price was         
+ $200.00 even.  Put the remainder in  your pocket to purchase film." He         
+ was smiling as he counted the money as though enjoying a private joke.         
+                                                                                
+      Phil was  surprised that he  didn't have  to pay sales  tax.  You         
+ paid sales  tax on  almost everything  in New  York!  He  didn't argue         
+ further however.  He put the money back in his pocket and waited.              
+                                                                                
+      "Ah, your  camera." said the storekeeper  apologetically.  "I had         
+ almost forgotten."  Reaching into  the display case  he removed  a box         
+ containing the Follis 138.  He opened the box and checked the contents         
+ and  asked Phil  to do  the same.   The box  contained an  instruction         
+ booklet, the camera, and a black  carrying case.  "Here you go.  Enjoy         
+ your pictures,"  he said as he  slid the box and  it's contents across         
+ the counter to Phil.                                                           
+                                                                                
+      Phil excitedly closed the box and said, "Oh, I will!" and quickly         
+ left  the  store.  If  Phil  had  turned  around  he might  have  been         
+ disturbed to see the wicked grin on the storekeepers face.                     
+                                                                                
+      Carefully maneuvering his bike  and trailer another three blocks,         
+ Phil made his  way to the ShutterBug.  He walked  inside, carrying his         
+ purchase, and made his  way to the display counter at  the back of the         
+ store.   The ShutterBug,  specializing  in  photography equipment  and         
+ supplies, displayed  photographs on every  wall.  On this  side, where         
+ Phil was walking, was a winter  theme.  A skier was in mid-air, caught         
+ in the instant he hurtled from the  top of a large dune.  Next to this         
+ was a  photo of three skiers,  taken from above, making  snake pattern         
+ traces as they skied down a mountainside.                                      
+                                                                                
+      "Wait until  they see my  photographs," Phil thought  to himself.         
+ He patted the box he was carrying.  "It will put these to shame."              
+                                                                                
+      He made his way to back and  set his purchase on the counter.  He         
+ looked at the man behind the  counter and said, "Mr.  Jenson, I'd like         
+ a roll of Kodacolor 135-24, ASA 100, and a roll of Tri-X Pan film, ASA         
+ 400, please."                                                                  
+                                                                                
+      Mr.  Jenson, the owner of  the ShutterBug, was familiar with Phil         
+ having seen him in the store many  times before.  He looked at the box         
+ Phil had set on the counter top and asked, "Buy a camera Phil?"                
+                                                                                
+      Phil said proudly, "Yes.  My first  one.  Bought it just today at         
+ the new  camera store where  the old arcade used  to be.  Need  to get         
+ some film though.  The store hadn't stocked any yet."                          
+                                                                                
+      "New camera  store huh?" said  Mr.  Jenson.  "I'm not  aware that         
+ another had  opened up.  Well, the  competition might do me  good," he         
+ said  laughing.   "What   did  you  buy  Phil?"   he  asked  genuinely         
+ interested, "Mind if I take a look?"                                           
+                                                                                
+      "No, go ahead  Mr.  Jenson," Phil said, pleased to  have an adult         
+ take interest  in something he  himself enjoyed.  Phil opened  the box         
+ the camera was  setting in and slid  it across the counter  top to Mr.         
+ Jenson.                                                                        
+                                                                                
+      "A Follis ay?" asked Mr.  Jenson.   "Can't say I've ever heard of         
+ it before." Looking at the camera more closely Mr.  Jenson said, "Phil         
+ this camera  has no controls,  no way to  set the aperture  or shutter         
+ speed."                                                                        
+                                                                                
+      "I  know," replied  Phil.   "It doesn't  need  them.  It's  fully         
+ automatic.   All  I have  to  do  is load  the  camera  and shoot  the         
+ picture."                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      Placing the camera back into the box Mr.  Jenson said, "Well good         
+ luck with the camera son." He then  added with a wink, "You know I'm a         
+ little disappointed that you didn't buy  a camera from me.  Would have         
+ given you a good deal too."                                                    
+                                                                                
+      Phil blushed a little with  embarrassment and said, "Well I would         
+ have bought the camera here, you know that, but I got such a good deal         
+ and the pictures this camera takes are so incredible I had to buy it."         
+                                                                                
+      "I understand," said Mr.  Jenson as  he retrieved a roll of black         
+ and  white and  color  film  from the  honeycomb  display behind  him.         
+ "Here's the film  you wanted, and here," Mr.   Jenson selected another         
+ roll of film from  the display case and placed it  with the other two.         
+ "I assume  you're testing  the camera  with both  black and  white and         
+ color film.  This roll  is on the house.  It's a  1600 ASA color film.         
+ If you want to test a camera thoroughly test it through the extremes."         
+                                                                                
+      "Thanks Mr.  Jenson,  I do appreciate that!"  Phil said, honestly         
+ surprised.  "I'll be back in a day or two to have this film developed.         
+ You still have same day processing don't you?"                                 
+                                                                                
+      "Oh yes," said Mr.  Jenson collecting the money for the two rolls         
+ of film he had rung up on  the register as they talked.  "Bring in the         
+ film before  noon and you'll  have your pictures ready  before closing         
+ time."                                                                         
+                                                                                
+      Taking the bag  containing the film and carefully  picking up the         
+ box containing his camera Phil made his  way out of the store.  He was         
+ now ready to shoot pictures with his new camera.  HIS new camera!              
+                                                                                
+      Phil made his way carefully back  home.  The camera was placed in         
+ the wire  basket in front on  the bike.  Phil took  his time, avoiding         
+ most of the bumps and walking his bike around the worst of them.               
+                                                                                
+      When he got home he called the  customers on his list that he had         
+ scheduled for the next  two days and told them he  would not be coming         
+ on the regular day.  He would catch  them up during the weekend or the         
+ following week.  He then took his new purchase to his room, closed the         
+ door, laid on the  bed with the box next to him  and began reading the         
+ instructions.                                                                  
+                                                                                
+      The instructions were understandably brief.   They were more of a         
+ sales pitch than  instructions.  After showing how to  load the camera         
+ the instructions  touted the camera's ease  of use and the  quality of         
+ pictures that could be expected.                                               
+                                                                                
+      Phil removed the camera from the  box, loaded the black and white         
+ film according to the directions, then  put the camera in the carrying         
+ case  provided.  He  put the  other  2 rolls  of film  in the  pouches         
+ provided in the  camera carrying case.  He was ready  to shoot his own         
+ pictures!                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      Phil grabbed  his notebook from  the desk and went  downstairs to         
+ find his mother.  She  was in the living room sewing  the pockets in a         
+ pair of his jeans.  He had somehow  managed to put a hole in them last         
+ week and had told his mother about it.                                         
+                                                                                
+      "Mom, I bought  a camera.  I'm going out to  shoot some pictures.         
+ I'll be home in time for supper," Phil told her.                               
+                                                                                
+      Phil's mother stopped her sewing and looked at Phil with a little         
+ concern.  She knew better than to  say anything about how he spent his         
+ money, he worked hard for it and it was his.  She simply said, "I hope         
+ you got a good deal.  Please try to be home on time tonight."                  
+                                                                                
+      Phil smiled  and said, "I did.   And I will, promise."  He walked         
+ over and gave her a quick kiss on the cheek.  He then hurried outside.         
+                                                                                
+      Phil wasted no  time.  He selected subjects the  he thought would         
+ test the capabilities of the camera.  He photographed dark subjects in         
+ a bright background, colorful storefronts, canopies, and anything else         
+ he  thought might  make an  interesting photograph.   After he  took a         
+ photograph he logged each subject in  his notebook.  He noted the time         
+ the picture was taken and the subject.   He had no idea of the shutter         
+ speed or aperture settings so he  left those notations blank.  He even         
+ made the entries of the pictures he shot of Cathy Danis!                       
+                                                                                
+      He had been so intent on taking pictures and making notes that he         
+ hadn't noticed that he had made his way to her house.  She was outside         
+ dressed in a halter top and shorts and was raking the lawn.  He felt a         
+ little like  a peeping Tom as  he photographed her through  the hedges         
+ surrounding the schoolyard adjacent to her parent's house.  If she had         
+ seen him  with his  camera she  would have  immediately gone  into the         
+ house.  His  heart was  pounding as  he snapped  shot after  shot.  "I         
+ can't wait to see how good these look!" he thought to himself.                 
+                                                                                
+      It didn't take long for him to shoot the three rolls of film.  He         
+ made his way back home, placed his camera and notebook on his desk and         
+ went back downstairs.   It was only 3:00  pm and he wanted  to get the         
+ film to Mr.  Jenson before 5:00 pm, closing time.                              
+                                                                                
+      He couldn't find his  mom so he left her a note  and placed it on         
+ the kitchen table.   He took his bike  out of the garage  and made his         
+ way to the ShutterBug to turn  the film in for processing.  He arrived         
+ well before closing and  went to the back of the  store with the three         
+ rolls of film.                                                                 
+                                                                                
+      "Back  so  soon?" said  Mr.   Jenson  surprised.  "I  would  have         
+ thought it  would have taken  you another  ten minutes to  shoot three         
+ rolls of film!" he said jokingly.                                              
+                                                                                
+      Phil laughed too and said, "Well I am a little anxious to see how         
+ these turn out.  Will they be ready tomorrow?"                                 
+                                                                                
+      Mr.  Jenson looked  at the clock on the wall  and said, "Tell you         
+ what Phil.  I'll develop the  negatives tonight and print the pictures         
+ tomorrow.  They'll be ready about noon.  How's that?"                          
+                                                                                
+      "Oh, that would be great Mr.  Jenson!  Thanks!"                           
+                                                                                
+      Phil went home and for the  second time in three days hardly paid         
+ attention to  supper.  He  was thinking about  how great  the pictures         
+ were going to  be, how clear the  images were going to  look, and yes,         
+ how Cathy was going to look raking her lawn.                                   
+                                                                                
+      The hours  crept by and Phil  hardly slept.  The next  day was no         
+ better.  Noon  seemed to take  an eternity to arrive.   Shortly before         
+ noon  Phil headed  out to  pick up  his pictures.   He arrived  at the         
+ ShutterBug just at noon and went to see Mr.  Jenson.                           
+                                                                                
+      "Are the pictures ready Mr.  Jenson?" Phil asked excitedly.               
+                                                                                
+      "Yes they are Phil.  Came out  of the printer just a little while         
+ ago," he  said, indicating  a complicated  looking piece  of equipment         
+ further back  in the  store.  "I  put them into  their packages  a few         
+ minutes ago.  I purposely didn't look  at them as they were coming out         
+ of the machine.  Care to share them with me?" he asked.                        
+                                                                                
+      Phil  thought of  the  pictures  of Cathy.   Not  that they  were         
+ anything to be ashamed of, he just didn't want anyone to know he liked         
+ her.  "Uh," Phil  began, "I'd rather not if you  don't mind.  Not this         
+ time."                                                                         
+                                                                                
+      Mr.  Jenson smiled and said,  "I understand.  Your first pictures         
+ and you want to look at them  yourself first.  Don't blame you.  I did         
+ the same  thing with  my first camera  too!" He rang  up the  sale and         
+ placed the three envelopes of pictures  into a yellow plastic bag with         
+ the ShutterBug's logo  on the side.  He handed this  to Phil and said,         
+ "Hope they turned out alright."                                                
+                                                                                
+      Phil was relieved at not having  to explain any further and said,         
+ "Thanks  again Mr.   Jenson.  I'll  stop back  and show  you how  they         
+ turned out." Mr  Jenson smiled at that, and Phil  quickly made his way         
+ out the door.                                                                  
+                                                                                
+      He raced  home and went  quickly inside.   His mother was  on the         
+ phone and  he heard  her say, "Oh,  wait a minute  he just  came home.         
+ "Phil," she called to him, "it's  Mr.  Riley from school.  He wants to         
+ talk to you."                                                                  
+                                                                                
+      Surprised,  Phil went  into the  living  room and  picked up  the         
+ telephone  receiver from  the table  where his  mother had  placed it.         
+ "Hello Mr.  Riley," Phil said.  "What can I do for you?"                       
+                                                                                
+      "Phil," he heard Mr.  Riley begin, "I wanted to let you know what         
+ I found out about your camera."  Mr.  Riley continued as Phil took the         
+ packages of pictures out of the bag and opened one.                            
+                                                                                
+      "The name  seemed familiar to  me but  I couldn't place  it," Mr.         
+ Riley continued.  "I looked in the literature I have here and couldn't         
+ find  any  reference  to  the   Follis  138.   After  looking  through         
+ everything I had, I gave up and was going to call you to let you know.         
+ Then this morning I was in the  teachers lounge having a cup of coffee         
+ when Mrs.  Landry,  the biology teacher, came in and  sat down next to         
+ me.  She looked at  the piece of paper I had written  the name of your         
+ camera on and began to laugh."                                                 
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+ November 1989               Circulation: 431         Volume I, Issue 3         
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                 Contents                                       
+                                                                                
+ Etc...  ..................................................  Jim McCabe         
+                                                              Editorial         
+                                                                                
+ Final Memories  ..................................  Keith C. Vaglienti         
+ --------------                                                 Fiction         
+                                                                                
+ Hampton Cafe  ...........................................  Garry Frank         
+ ------------                                                   Fiction         
+                                                                                
+ Winds  ............................................  Daniel Appelquist         
+ -----                                                          Fiction         
+                                                                                
+ Fundamentally Switzerland  .......................  Barbara Weitbrecht         
+ -------------------------                                      Fiction         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+   ******************************************************************           
+   *                                                                *           
+   *              ATHENE, Copyright 1989 By Jim McCabe              *           
+   *  This magazine may be archived and reproduced without charge   *           
+   *      under the condition that it is left in its entirety.      *           
+   *   The individual works within are the sole property of their   *           
+   *    respective authors, and no further use of these works is    *           
+   *           permitted without their explicit consent.            *           
+   *               Athene is published quasi-monthly                *           
+   *              by Jim McCabe, MCCABE@MTUS5.BITNET.               *           
+   *    This ASCII edition was created on an IBM 4381 mainframe     *           
+   *             using the Xedit System Product Editor.             *           
+   *                                                                *           
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+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ Etc...                                                                         
+ Jim McCabe                                                                     
+ MCCABE@MTUS5.BITNET                                                            
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      First, I want to thank everyone for waiting the extra week for            
+ this month's issue of Athene.  I normally try to get the magazine out          
+ during the first weekend of the month, but school and work forced me           
+ to delay it by a week this time.  I'm confidant that December's issue          
+ will be on time, even though it is only a couple weeks away.                   
+                                                                                
+      Since the last issue, I polled the readers of the plain text              
+ edition of Athene for their opinion of the magazine's appearance.              
+ From that response, that version of Athene will no longer have                 
+ justified paragraphs.  It makes it easier to read on a display                 
+ terminal, and it also makes it easier on those people who reformat             
+ Athene for their own printers.  Thanks to everyone who responded!              
+                                                                                
+      Getting feedback from the readers is a great experience, and I            
+ encourage you to contact me if you have coments relating to any aspect         
+ of Athene.  I'd like to make this magazine as responsive to *your*             
+ needs as possible.  In fact, I'm looking for a new logo, and I am open         
+ to suggestions from the readers.                                               
+                                                                                
+      Here we are in issue three, and yet two of this month's stories           
+ were submitted back before issue one!  In fact, "Final Memories" and           
+ "Fundamentally Switzerland" were the first two stories Athene ever             
+ received.  I want to thank Keith and Barbara for their great stories           
+ and patience.                                                                  
+                                                                                
+      We also have an interesting story from the driving force behind           
+ Quanta, Dan Appelquist.  "Winds" has a unique narrative style that             
+ forces us to consider how we would react in extremem circumstances.            
+ "I considered first person but it wasn't powerful enough," Dan says.           
+ "The reader could still say ''I'd never do anything like that.'' With          
+ the second person narration style, the narrator is telling *you* that          
+ *you're* doing these things and that way you're forced to think about          
+ it more, and doubt whether you couldn't be like that too."                     
+                                                                                
+      Also, after last month's excellent story "Solitaire," Garry Frank         
+ gives us yet another good one with "Hampton Cafe."                             
+                                                                                
+      With these stories, I think that this issue was well worth the            
+ wait.  Thanks again,                                                           
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                 -- Jim         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ Final Memories                                                                 
+ By Keith C. Vaglienti                                                          
+ CCASTKV@GITNVE2.GATECH.EDU                                                     
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      I am tired and I hurt.  What's the saying?  Mother come take me           
+ home?  Strange that I should die now when I am just coming to terms            
+ with what I am.  Still, I do not think I would mind dying if only it           
+ didn't hurt so much.                                                           
+                                                                                
+                                 * * *                                          
+                                                                                
+      Overhead I can feel the moon calling to me as I stretch my stiff          
+ limbs.  I did not sleep well last night.  The hunger seemed to gnaw at         
+ my bones and kept me from having a proper rest.  I must do something           
+ to satisfy my curse but not yet, not yet.                                      
+                                                                                
+      I finger my crucifix ruefully.  He who visited this damnation on          
+ me was destroyed by merely being in the same room as one but it seems          
+ to have no power over me.  In truth I obtained this one in the hopes           
+ that it would kill me but such was not my fate.  Perhaps it is because         
+ I have never been what mortals believe.  I feel the beginnings of              
+ despair and know I must seek the night and find release.                       
+                                                                                
+      I let change sweep over me and when it is done I bound up and out         
+ through the basement window.  At the sight of the moon a keen howl             
+ wells up in my throat but I hold it back.  This is neither the place           
+ nor the time.                                                                  
+                                                                                
+      It is but a short run to where my love lies buried, murdered by           
+ the foul creature that took me.  Ah my love, you were the fortunate            
+ one.  Surely death can not be worse than what I must endure but endure         
+ it I must.  Though I have tried to take what little there is of my             
+ life, it resists most hardily.  Neither sunlight nor holy signs nor            
+ running water seem capable of destroying me and I cannot bring myself          
+ to employ more drastic measures.  Surely this is Hell, to abhor one's          
+ self but not be able to do anything about it.  Now my love I must              
+ leave.  The hunger grows too strong and I fear the pain of it might            
+ make me hurt someone.                                                          
+                                                                                
+      I head for the park.  Not too long ago I caught a pair of rabbits         
+ there.  Perhaps tonight I shall have similar luck.                             
+                                                                                
+      I hear them first; the soft padding of tennis shoes and the sharp         
+ click of high heels.  Then I scent them, one has a decidedly masculine         
+ smell while from the other wafts the delicate scent of some perfume.           
+ Before I see them I know what to expect; two kids, probably from the           
+ local college, out on a date, going for a romantic stroll by moonlight         
+ in the park.  In short, fresh blood for the likes of me.                       
+                                                                                
+      My pulse quickens with the thought of the hot, rich, red liquid           
+ coursing down my throat.  I catch myself as I begin to edge forward.           
+ If I am not careful my instincts will get the better of me.  It would          
+ be so easy, the humans never take any real precautions against such as         
+ I and they are easier to catch than the animals which are my normal            
+ fare but no, I will not give in to the hunger, I cannot.  I hate what          
+ I am but I have to live with it and with myself.  And so I ease myself         
+ back into the shadows as the humans come round a hedge.  I was right,          
+ just a couple of college kids out to have a good time.  Silently I             
+ wish them luck for I envy them their innocence.                                
+                                                                                
+      Then I see the wino that is no wino.  He wears the ragged clothes         
+ of a street bum.  In one arm he cradles a bottle of Muscatel, of which         
+ he reeks.  A battered hat shields his face from the street lights,             
+ hiding it in shadow.  A good enough disguise to fool a human but not           
+ enough to trick my senses.  Silently I laugh, where is the smell of            
+ old vomit and urine that normally accompany such as you?  You cannot           
+ fool me, old friend, for you and I are brothers.  I see the gleam of           
+ hunger in your shadowed eyes, the glistening tip of your tongue as you         
+ moisten your lips in anticipation.  I know what you are feeling so             
+ intimately for I too just felt it.  But you are one of the weak ones           
+ or worse, one of the ones that glories in such things as what we are.          
+                                                                                
+      He has been lying on the bench so still that the couple has not           
+ noticed him.  Maybe they think he is asleep.  Maybe they were so               
+ wrapped up in each other that they didn't see him.  Whatever the case,         
+ they know he is there now as he lurches to his feet, hands reaching            
+ out to grab and hold.  The boy, brave in his ignorance, shoves the             
+ girl back and moves between her and the wino.  Undaunted the wino              
+ lashes out, his hand a blur, to smash aside the boy with inhuman               
+ strength.  The lad lies still where he falls, unconscious, possibly            
+ dead.  Now the wino glides toward the girl, relishing the terror which         
+ holds her paralyzed.  He opens his mouth in a leer and she screams at          
+ the sight of his fangs.                                                        
+                                                                                
+      I am the wind as, on shadow silent paws, I rush past her to hurl          
+ myself at the wino.  My jaws snap at his throat but it is no longer            
+ there as he becomes mist.  Then it is another wolf that faces me.  We          
+ circle each other warily for a moment.  I stop between him and the             
+ girl.  He hungrily eyes the boy, then changes again; this time his             
+ shape flows into that of a bat, and he flies away.  I consider                 
+ pursuing the abomination but, no I must help the humans.                       
+                                                                                
+      ``Good boy,'' comes the girl's voice.  I turn to face her.  She           
+ smells of fear but she is unwilling to leave the boy.  She moves               
+ slowly towards him, trying not to spook me.  She is brave like the             
+ boy.  I change and it catches her by surprise.  Before she can                 
+ remember the legends, I trap her eyes with my own.  I remake history.          
+ When I am done she remembers nothing of what has happened.  I release          
+ her and turn to examine the boy.  He still lives.  With rest he will           
+ recover.                                                                       
+                                                                                
+      I hear the sound of running feet.  People coming to investigate           
+ the girl's screams.  I stand and nod at the girl, then fade into the           
+ night.                                                                         
+                                                                                
+      It is late and I still haven't eaten.  I must do something soon           
+ or the hunger will consume me.  But for now I am satisfied.  I am              
+ nosferatu and I am human.                                                      
+                                                                                
+                                 * * *                                          
+                                                                                
+      A lot of people are afraid of death but I am not.  I came to              
+ realize early on that death is inevitable; nothing lives forever.              
+ Perhaps I shall see my love when I die.  I hope so.                            
+                                                                                
+                                 * * *                                          
+                                                                                
+      ``I love the night.'' Lynn laughs and her eyes seem to sparkle in         
+ the moonlight.  ``I don't know why.  It just seems like the darkness           
+ sets my spirit free.  I feel like I'm bursting with energy.  I want to         
+ run and jump and shout for joy.'' Suddenly I am serious.  ``Lately I           
+ feel that way a lot.  Whenever I'm with you.''                                 
+                                                                                
+      ``You've been watching too many old movies,'' jibes Lynn as she           
+ gives my hand a squeeze.                                                       
+                                                                                
+      I grimace and moan, ``The lady doth wound me deeply.  I confess           
+ my love and she laughs at me.''                                                
+                                                                                
+      ``Pardon me, kind sir.  How may I make amends?''                          
+                                                                                
+      ``If you would dance with me it might ease the pain some small            
+ degree.''                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      Lynn laughs, ``Here on the sidewalk?  With no music?''                    
+                                                                                
+      ``Of course not,'' I exclaim.  ``What do you take me for?  A              
+ fool?  No, don't answer that.  I mean on yonder hill in the faery ring         
+ that crowns it.  There we can dance to the strains of an elvish                
+ band.''                                                                        
+                                                                                
+      ``Has anyone ever told you that you're strange?''                         
+                                                                                
+      ``Of course, many a time.  I'll have you know that I work very            
+ hard to make people think I'm strange.'' We are young and in love.             
+ The night is full of silver magic.                                             
+                                                                                
+      Our waltz is interrupted by a dog's howl.  Lynn shivers so I pull         
+ her close.  From behind me comes a growling sound and Lynn suddenly            
+ stiffens.  I turn to find myself facing a wolf.  Once more it growls           
+ and then it takes a step forward.  Pushing Lynn behind me I say,               
+ ``Just stay calm and don't make any sudden moves.'' The wolf's muscles         
+ seem to bunch and then it leaps upon me.  Startled I fall backwards.           
+ My head strikes something cold and hard.  Unfriendly blackness                 
+ consumes me.  The last thing I hear is Lynn screaming.                         
+                                                                                
+                                 * * *                                          
+                                                                                
+      When I awoke Lynn was dead, her throat torn away, and I was a             
+ vampire.  I begin to laugh but it only makes the pain worse so I stop.         
+ Funny how the past always returns to haunt you.  As if my life was not         
+ already more horrid than I can bear.  The kids in the park reminded me         
+ so much of Lynn and myself that I had to track down their attacker and         
+ destroy him as I did the other.  I never thought I'd die doing so.             
+ For a moment I gather my strength and then once more pull on the               
+ wooden shaft which pins me to the wall like an insect.  It is to no            
+ avail.  I look down at the pile of dust which is my murderer.  He made         
+ the mistake of coming close to taunt me.  He never expected one of his         
+ own kind to be carrying holy water.  Still, his is the last laugh.             
+ His death was relatively swift and less painful than mine.                     
+                                                                                
+      Outside the window the day grows brighter.  I have to smile.  My          
+ last sight will be sunrise.  The first light of morning touches me.            
+ It seems to soothe me as a numbness radiates through my body from its          
+ gentle caress.  The air grows hazy with sparkling motes of dust.  Is           
+ my body crumbling away into nothing?  I can't feel anything.  About me         
+ the world dissolves.                                                           
+                                                                                
+      Who's there?  I can feel your presence.  Lynn?  Lynn...                   
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ Hampton Cafe                                                                   
+ By Garry Frank                                                                 
+ CSTGLFPC@UIAMVS.BITNET                                                         
+ Copyright 1989 Garry Frank / Failsafe Productions                              
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      He was a small man, no taller than a boy of fourteen, but he              
+ carried himself with an air of contentment and virility that made him          
+ hard to forget.  I do not know his name, and I do not ever wish to.  I         
+ met him for the first and only time in a small cafe near Hampton, a            
+ place I would often escape to when I needed to be alone.  Hampton was          
+ peaceful, and the cafe even more so.                                           
+                                                                                
+      It was not uncommon for me to spend hours of my time sipping              
+ coffee and twiddling my spoon in a small, deserted booth in the south          
+ corner.  It was a special place to me, a place I could go to be                
+ thoughtful or dreamy.  Or in this case, sorrowful.                             
+                                                                                
+      I had gone to Hampton on the afternoon of October 12, 1981, two           
+ days after the death of my brother, Matthew.  I had gone to the                
+ funeral almost completely alone, since he and I were the last                  
+ remaining members of our family, having been the only sons of a man            
+ who was an only child.  That man, my father, had attained his own date         
+ of mourning in the cafe some years earlier.                                    
+                                                                                
+      I invited none of my friends, not even Matthew's, and I wonder            
+ sometimes if I hadn't intentionally avoided informing everyone but a           
+ small handful of people about his death.  I do not like to cause any           
+ more grief in the world than I have to.                                        
+                                                                                
+      I am not obsessed with death.  I think that I may have been the           
+ only person at the funeral who truly accepted the concept of Matthew           
+ being dead, and the peace that such a thing should bring.  All the             
+ same, this acceptance did not stifle my need to escape to the cafe, to         
+ my special table, sip coffee, and think.                                       
+                                                                                
+      The waitress gave me no more attention than she would give any            
+ other patron and did not recognize me.  Nor did she make the                   
+ connection between my face and the particular table at which I was             
+ seated, the same table I had always selected for almost six years now.         
+ The coffee was black and strong, and I had to mix several packets of           
+ sugar with it to make it tolerable.  It cooled in the stagnant cafe            
+ atmosphere, and when the steam had completely departed, it revealed            
+ the old man, standing less than seven feet from my table, staring at           
+ my coffee.                                                                     
+                                                                                
+      He was wearing an old but intact gray two piece suit.  His                
+ stature was wide, and his shoulders broad, but he still had an aura of         
+ humility about him that I could not explain.  His face gave away his           
+ age, which was in the mid-seventies, I imagine, and it was                     
+ clean-shaven, yet haggard, like the face of a man who has lost                 
+ interest in appearance.  His shoes were clean, an extremely odd thing          
+ to notice at that point, I know.  My acute sense of observation                
+ sometimes gets the best of me.  Covering his short, brownish-gray hair         
+ was a short-brimmed hat of almost the same color.                              
+                                                                                
+      His eyes were like dark chips of ice, yet when he stared at me            
+ through the clearing steam, feelings of care and compassion swamped            
+ over me.                                                                       
+                                                                                
+      "May I sit down?"                                                         
+                                                                                
+      His voice was clear and soft.  It took me a little by surprise.           
+                                                                                
+      "Yes, please do." I found myself saying before thinking about             
+ what I might be getting into.                                                  
+                                                                                
+      He shuffled himself into the booth, sitting across from me,               
+ nearer to the window.                                                          
+                                                                                
+      "Cold." He said, smiling and shrugging his shoulders, "That               
+ coffee looks quite good."                                                      
+                                                                                
+      I paused for a second.  The man did not have the appearance of a          
+ man stricken by poverty.                                                       
+                                                                                
+      "Would you like some?" I was full willing to by him a cup of his          
+ own, if not to give him mine, which I seemed to had lost the taste             
+ for.                                                                           
+                                                                                
+      "No." He shrugged.  "No, no, no...  I am not in need of favors.           
+ I am simply making small talk."                                                
+                                                                                
+      I nodded, confused.  I had an urge to simply come out and ask him         
+ what it was that he wanted.                                                    
+                                                                                
+      "Cold, yes.  Quite cold.  Very difficult times."                          
+                                                                                
+      I frowned.                                                                
+                                                                                
+      "Do I know you from somewhere?"                                           
+                                                                                
+      "Only indirectly...  In passing, so to speak.  I was a good               
+ friend of your brothers."                                                      
+                                                                                
+      I accepted this in good faith, not taking the time to stop and            
+ weed out the oddities of his story.                                            
+                                                                                
+      "I see."                                                                  
+                                                                                
+      "Very good friend indeed.  I understand you are now all that is           
+ left of the family line."                                                      
+                                                                                
+      "Yes, you could say that."                                                
+                                                                                
+      I thought back briefly on what the old man had said.  Was a good          
+ friend, he used the word was, and I had never seen this man before in          
+ my life.  I had only told six people about the death, only one of              
+ which was a good friend of Matthew's, and this man was not one of              
+ them.                                                                          
+                                                                                
+      The obituaries, I thought to myself, he just read about it in the         
+ papers.  I came up with the comeback myself: there hasn't been an              
+ obituary report yet.  A clerical error had caused the local newspaper          
+ to report the death two weeks after the event itself, so where,                
+ thought I, did he find out?                                                    
+                                                                                
+      Again, I came to my own rescue, there must have been other                
+ reports.  Other articles in the news.  This man had just been paying           
+ acute attention.  Perhaps he was a consistent member of the church             
+ where the service was held, and saw it written in the schedule                 
+ pamphlet.                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      He was, after all, a good friend of Matthew's.                            
+                                                                                
+      So why wasn't he at the funeral..?                                        
+                                                                                
+      "Such a pity.  His demise, I mean.  That is, after all, the               
+ reason you are here, is it not?"                                               
+                                                                                
+      "I'm sorry?"                                                              
+                                                                                
+      "You have come here to grieve, so to speak."                              
+                                                                                
+      My eyes were locked open.  He continued to speak with remarkable          
+ calmness.                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      "Do not be frightened.  I am here as a friend."                           
+                                                                                
+      My throat was getting slightly dry, and it clicked as I                   
+ swallowed.  I was genuinely intrigued, if not scared.                          
+                                                                                
+      "Look, I'm sorry, but I've never seen you before in my life, and          
+ I knew most of Matthew's close friends."                                       
+                                                                                
+      "Are you saying that I'm not who I say I am?"                             
+                                                                                
+      "I'm saying that you haven't said who you are at all.  Now                
+ please, my good man, state your business or leave me in peace."                
+                                                                                
+      "I have a message."                                                       
+                                                                                
+      I couldn't move.                                                          
+                                                                                
+      "A message?"                                                              
+                                                                                
+      "From Matthew."                                                           
+                                                                                
+      It was then that all time seemed to stop in the Hampton Cafe.  I          
+ found myself mesmerized by this old man, held in some kind of                  
+ imaginary, supernatural grip.  I began to breathe quickly, then                
+ stifled it, to conceal my fear.                                                
+                                                                                
+      "I don't understand."                                                     
+                                                                                
+      "I have a message from Matthew."                                          
+                                                                                
+      "Are you in charge of his will?"                                          
+                                                                                
+      He chuckled.                                                              
+                                                                                
+      "No.  No, not at all.  This is not something that he wanted to            
+ say to you.  This is something that he wants to say."                          
+                                                                                
+      There it was again.  Has a message.  Wants to say.  The fear of           
+ this man, of the unknown crept up slowly from my heart.                        
+                                                                                
+      "Would you like to hear it?"                                              
+                                                                                
+      I paused.                                                                 
+                                                                                
+      "Yes." I whispered.                                                       
+                                                                                
+      For the next few seconds, a startling change came over the old            
+ man's face, a change that I will describe only once, something which I         
+ have never been able to satisfactorily explain since.  For the brief           
+ moment when the old man relayed his message, his eyes changed.  His            
+ eyes and mouth took on a new form, perhaps only in my mind, perhaps            
+ not.  His eyes turned dark brown, and they somehow glistened                   
+ differently, with youthfulness.  The eyes portrayed a different mind,          
+ and the mind that was behind them was a mind that I did and still              
+ could recognize at a moment's glance.  It was Matthew.  For a brief            
+ instant, the old man's eyes became Matthew's.  He said:                        
+                                                                                
+      "Thank you, Jonathan.  For all you have given me.  Please forgive         
+ the shortcomings of my youth, the pain of our days growing up, for             
+ someday you will be with me, and together we will be happy."                   
+                                                                                
+      Then his eyes faded, and the man sat back in his cushioned seat.          
+                                                                                
+      "He thought you should know that before you went on living."              
+                                                                                
+      The old man slid to the end of the seat, and moved to stand up.           
+                                                                                
+      "Wait." I croaked silently.  He seemed to take no notice.  He             
+ stood, and walked toward the exit of the cafe.  Just before he opened          
+ the door, he stopped, and I got up enough strength to ask:                     
+                                                                                
+      "Who are you?"                                                            
+                                                                                
+      He nodded and stepped out the door.  I sat in my own sweat for a          
+ long time, not knowing what to make of what I had just experienced.  I         
+ have not told anyone about my periodic expeditions to the cafe until           
+ just now.  Not even Matthew.  If this was some elaborate joke, how did         
+ he know to come here?  Had he been shadowing me since the funeral?             
+ Where did he get his information?                                              
+                                                                                
+      Breaking the spell, I stood up violently and stepped toward the           
+ exit, just as he had done seconds ago.  I threw open the door, and             
+ stepped out into the parking lot.  The wind was cold, and I had left           
+ my jacket in the cafe, so I stood there, shivering, looking earnestly          
+ for a trace of the old man.                                                    
+                                                                                
+      I found none.                                                             
+                                                                                
+      There had been only one automobile in the lot, and it was mine.           
+ The only possible directions he could have gone walking (I heard no            
+ motor) were well within sighting distances.  It was as though he had           
+ just vanished.                                                                 
+                                                                                
+      Several explanations came to me later, ranging from the abstract          
+ (I had merely lost track of time, and he had walked many blocks during         
+ my spell) to the common (he had escaped on bicycle) to the silly (he           
+ was hidden under my car).                                                      
+                                                                                
+      Since none struck me at the time, I resigned myself to re-enter           
+ the cafe and sit once again at my booth.  I pondered the events which          
+ I now chronicle, then paid for my coffee and left.                             
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      It has been many years since my encounter with the old man at the         
+ Hampton Cafe, and I am still as speechless about it as I was back              
+ then.  What happened, you ask.  I do not honestly know.  Some                  
+ elaborate prank?  There had been too much detail which would have              
+ required so much research and money that the prank would have been             
+ worthless without a punch line, so to speak.  And I have not been              
+ bothered by laughing co-workers since.                                         
+                                                                                
+      Was this old man somehow a messenger from wherever Matthew is             
+ now?  I do not know.  I am not even sure if I believe that myself, and         
+ I was the one who recognized his eyes.  Did the event change my life,          
+ do you ask?  I only wish it had.  I still find myself as much of an            
+ agnostic as I was many years ago.                                              
+                                                                                
+      I still have no answers.                                                  
+                                                                                
+      The only change it brought about in my personal philosophy is not         
+ one of conviction in the afterlife, or in Heaven and Hell.  The change         
+ is acceptance that there are many things in this life which we cannot          
+ explain.  I accepted this with the same calm frame of mind with which          
+ I accepted Matthew's death:                                                    
+                                                                                
+      There are things in this world which defy logical explanation.            
+                                                                                
+      There is so much we don't understand.  I am convinced of that.            
+ There is so much about this world that we do not understand.                   
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      So now what?  I visited the cafe a total of three times after the         
+ incident.  Once for the birth of my son, once for the death of my              
+ wife, and once for the end of World War III.  Very few events other            
+ than these have influenced my life.                                            
+                                                                                
+      I enjoy my life, but I am not afraid of losing it.                        
+                                                                                
+      The dingy cafe four miles to the East of the small Missouri town          
+ of Hampton is still standing.  So am I.                                        
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+           Garry is  a Broadcasting  and Film  major attending                  
+           the  University   of  Iowa.   He  is   an  aspiring                  
+           screenwriter and  an accomplished  playwright, with                  
+           three of his full-length plays having been produced                  
+           by the  West Side  Players, an  alternative theatre                  
+           organization at  Iowa.  He writes short  fiction in                  
+           his  spare  time,  and  watches  too  many  movies.                  
+           Garry's  other interests  include reading,  skiing,                  
+           acting, "splitting atoms and graduating."                            
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ Winds                                                                          
+ By Daniel Appelquist                                                           
+ da1n@andrew.cmu.edu                                                            
+ Copyright 1989 Daniel Appelquist                                               
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      Your name is Phil Miller.  The time is 21:34 on October 27, 2050.         
+ You are packing a state of the art Phased Plasma Pistol, a real                
+ beauty.  You can feel its cold metal pushing up against the skin of            
+ your left side through the tight fitting radiation-proof cover-all.            
+ Feeling the piece there gives you a sense of security, a feeling that          
+ armies would fall under your fire.  The fact that you are on massive           
+ amounts of speed, of course, does wonders for your sense of euphoria.          
+                                                                                
+      On the opposite side of your body, there is another object that           
+ makes you feel good.  Although not as large as the pistol, you can             
+ still feel it's weight.  It is a small iron bar, a one day pass into           
+ the free-neutral city.  The city lies four hundred kilometers to the           
+ southwest of the base you are stationed at.  Right now, you're driving         
+ down a fairly straight road, bounded on both sides by seemingly                
+ endless planes of glass-like residue, the only telltale that there             
+ ever was a fusion explosion here.  The sight is familiar to you, so            
+ you do not contemplate how this area will be barren for millennia to           
+ come, nor of how you are only able to pass here due do the heavy               
+ shielding of your '20 Chevy Sunblazer.  Your mind doesn't flicker              
+ back, even for a second to the millions who died when the great city           
+ that once stood here was annihilated completely.                               
+                                                                                
+      The speedometer reads 207 km/hr.  A respectable speed, but you'd          
+ like to go faster.  Your left hand planted firmly on the wheel, you            
+ toggle the velocity switch a few times until the green counter rises           
+ to 265.  Normally, you wouldn't be able to control the car at this             
+ speed, but the increased awareness and strength provided by the drug           
+ does a lot to help.  The base won't notice a few patches missing from          
+ the barracks supply station.  You think back, only for a moment, to            
+ all your poor compatriots who don't have a friend in the supply                
+ division; who can only experience what you're experiencing now while           
+ in action.  Your thoughts quickly turn to contempt.                            
+                                                                                
+      "Fuck 'em!" you mutter venomously under your breath.  You raise           
+ the velocity to 296.                                                           
+                                                                                
+      Now, through the leaded glass of your windshield, you can see the         
+ towers and lights of the free-neutral city, and also something else of         
+ interest.  Perched ominously over the lighted city is the hulking form         
+ of the carnival zeppelin.  The zeppelin, now dark, will shine tonight          
+ with the intensity of the sun.  Even at this distance you can feel the         
+ members of the psycho-symphony tuning their instruments.  Nothing mind         
+ effecting now, but later...  later...  You reach back behind your              
+ neck, flick a switch on your brain implant, and the disturbances               
+ cease.  It wouldn't do any good to have distractions now, not when             
+ every movement of the wheel is life or death.  No..  As good as the            
+ carnival psycho-symphony is, you decide to forgo tonight's                     
+ performance.  You have some other entertainment in mind.                       
+                                                                                
+      The towers are closer now, as is the looming hulk of the                  
+ zeppelin.  A blinking radar dish icon on your dash tells you that              
+ you're about to enter into a speed patrolled area.  Regretfully, you           
+ thumb the revert-legal button on the wheel and your speed drops down           
+ to 150.  Even in your drugged state, you realize that the pistol               
+ pressed tightly against your armpit won't save your from the automatic         
+ guns that are the city's defenses.  You've seen city defenses in               
+ action before.  You're not about to let that happen to you; not when           
+ you've got so much to do.                                                      
+                                                                                
+      As you pull your vehicle in through the ramparts, your level of           
+ excitement rises.  You can feel the blood course through your veins            
+ faster and faster, driven by your racing heartbeat.                            
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      You are in a field; a broad, green, gently sloping field; the             
+ kind they had before the terror.  You are a child.  The grass is               
+ thick, although not overgrown.  Small portions of it break off and             
+ stick to your feet as you run through it.  The sweet smell of flowers          
+ is near.  You don't know which ones.  It doesn't matter, the smell is          
+ good.  As you run across the field, you start to bound, your bare feet         
+ contacting with the ground, then your entire body raising into the air         
+ with each stride.  How easy it is.  And how futile.                            
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      "Your pass sir?  This is the last request I shall make.  I repeat         
+ my assertion that I am prepared to use deadly force unless                     
+ identification is certified."                                                  
+                                                                                
+      The voice of the gate computer brings you back from your reverie.         
+ You remove the iron bar from your right vest pocket and insert it into         
+ the slot next to the window.  You're amazed that you were able to              
+ negotiate the car to its present position.  You try, in vain to                
+ recapture your vision, but it is forgotten.  You can think now only of         
+ the carnival's delights.  No doubt there will be mutant death                  
+ wrestling, perhaps a few burnings of recently seized technocrats, and          
+ certainly there will be the famed sex-slaves.  You reach down into             
+ your left hip pocket and finger the coinage therein.  There is enough.         
+                                                                                
+      The light in front of you flashes green, and the gate opens.  The         
+ auto-control of your car is engaged, removing you from the loop.  At a         
+ creeping pace which angers you even more than the tone of that gate            
+ computer, you are drawn into the spacious parking lot of the city.             
+                                                                                
+      When you finally stop and get out, a female voice gently reminds          
+ you "remember where you parked, please." Your hand instinctively moves         
+ to your gun, eagerly anticipating.  It is only when the weapon is half         
+ drawn do you realize that the voice's source is the PA located at the          
+ top of a high pole some thirty meters from you.  "Remember where you           
+ parked, please" she states again, softly.  Fighting your nature, you           
+ sheathe the pistol, but the swirling energy in your blood stream               
+ remains undiminished.  You must consummate your feelings; soon.                
+                                                                                
+      You enter the winding walkways of the free-neutral city, walking          
+ at what you consider to be a slow pace, so as not to broadcast your            
+ condition.  Still, you seem to be passing out most of the other                
+ walkers.                                                                       
+                                                                                
+      Perhaps it is the subliminal advertising boards hung above the            
+ pubs, or perhaps you were simply too excited to notice it before, but          
+ you suddenly feel parched beyond belief.  You must have a drink.  The          
+ noisiest, most garishly colored bar attracts your attention and you            
+ enter, anticipating the cool feeling of liquid passing down your               
+ throat.  The place is crowded, hiding for the moment your                      
+ conspicuousness; the wide open eyes and red lips that are the mark of          
+ a soldier.                                                                     
+                                                                                
+      You look towards the bar, and she is there.  Just the same as she         
+ was all of those years ago, at the first carnival.  There is no                
+ thought in your mind as to how she is here, or why she doesn't                 
+ recognize you when you sit down next to her and offer her a drink.             
+ Your increased awareness does not extend to your inner being, and so           
+ the illusion lives on.                                                         
+                                                                                
+      "I'd be much obliged, stranger.  Ooooh..  Are you a soldier?  How         
+ interesting!  You must be very strong.  And very wealthy, no?  I'm             
+ sure you have some coinage on you, eh?"                                        
+                                                                                
+      "I'll have a bourbon and soda, and a beer for the lady," you              
+ state impassively at the bartender.  "Coming right up, sir," he says           
+ as he turns around, revealing the series of raised switches on the             
+ back of his neck.  A deserter, no doubt.  You hate deserters, but you          
+ suffer him to live as long as he doesn't give you any lip.  "Do you            
+ live here, or are you part of the carnival?" you ask politely, even            
+ though she is obviously of the latter persuasion.  Her scant, ornate           
+ clothing and wealth of hair, a commodity for which other less                  
+ fortunate women would kill, give her away clearly.                             
+                                                                                
+      "I'm a carnie worker...  I'm, uh..  off for the day though." You          
+ don't hear her.  You're too busy looking her up and down.  Her body            
+ has some inconsequential differences to how you remember her, but all          
+ in all she appears the same.  Large breasts heaving with the effort            
+ she must take to breathe this thickened air.  Eyes dilated by                  
+ depressants or pleasure heighteners.  Smooth skin unblemished by even          
+ a single spot or bump.  She's been modified, as they all have.  It             
+ goes without saying.  She is too perfect, just as she always has been.         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      You've run into a section of the field where the grass is taller,         
+ thicker, more easily concealing.  Some of the long strands have a dry          
+ seed pod at the top, waiting to be blown away by the wind, to                  
+ propagate, to spawn, to swarm.  Bees buzz around you now, but you've           
+ had your shots, so they don't come within a few feet of your heaving           
+ body.  You ran hard and fast, and now your friends won't find you; for         
+ sure they won't, and then you'll win.  You'll prove yourself superior.         
+ You squat down to provide yourself even more protection than before.           
+ Waiting, anticipating the moment you hope will never come, when your           
+ questing friends will come upon you with a shout and you will taste            
+ your defeat.                                                                   
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      As you walk out of the bar with her, your excitement reaches a            
+ peak level.  You start walking faster, faster, until she can barely            
+ keep up with you.  "Why are you walking so fast?  What's the hurry,            
+ honey?" You still don't hear her.  To you, she has become a                    
+ non-person; an object.  As you pass a deserted alleyway between two            
+ towering buildings, you push her in with all of your weight, following         
+ close behind.  As her crumpling form hits the wet ground, you reach            
+ up, to your left side, grasping your pistol, pulling it out of its             
+ carefully fitted holster, aiming it for her crying eyes, now turned            
+ full force on you and filled with a fear unequaled by any opponent you         
+ have ever met in battle.  There is only time for her to scream a               
+ plaintive "Why?" How dare she?  Why indeed?  Doesn't she know?                 
+ Doesn't she remember?  With only a grim hate in your mind, you pull            
+ the trigger.  The only evidence is a clean hole directly in the center         
+ of her forehead.  You always were a good shot.                                 
+                                                                                
+      Kneeling over her dead form, you plant a kiss tenderly on her             
+ stiffening lips.  "I loved you." Are the words yours?  You don't know.         
+ You only feel the deep satisfaction that came from the kill.  You              
+ raise your head to see the tops of the buildings and the huge hulking          
+ form of the zeppelin overhead, blotting out the stars, the sky.  Soon          
+ the lights of the zeppelin will brighten the streets of the city.  You         
+ take out a small phial, remove a new patch and apply it eagerly,               
+ discarding the old one.  Already you can feel the excitement course            
+ through your veins, just as you can hear the blood rushing there even          
+ now, pumped by a renewed purpose.                                              
+                                                                                
+      By now your drugged mind has almost forgotten the existence of            
+ the corpse beneath your feet.  You must find her again, and kill her,          
+ and again.  You will kill again tonight.                                       
+                                                                                
+                                 * * *                                          
+                                                                                
+      The time was twenty years ago.  You were a trainee.  Seventeen            
+ years old, a mere boy.  But even then you had been carrying a weapon           
+ when you rode into the city, a distant city, with your friends from            
+ the academy.  Indeed, the academy required that all personnel on leave         
+ carry a firearm at all times.  One never knew what scavenging scum one         
+ might find in the wildernesses of the wasted world.  That city had             
+ been much like this one.  Smaller, perhaps, but still much like this           
+ one.  You remember seeing first the defense towers, and then the               
+ radiation dome that that city had required, being in an area of much           
+ higher risk, and of course there was the zeppelin.  You remember               
+ sitting in awe in the main concourse of the city with thousands of             
+ others as the psycho-symphony played through their set, the effects of         
+ the performance sending waves of strange, undefinable sensation though         
+ your body.  "Better than sex," you had remarked to one of your friends         
+ afterward.  Well, perhaps, perhaps not.  Of course, you had been a             
+ virgin at the time, so the use of the expression had been more comical         
+ than anything else.                                                            
+                                                                                
+      She was at the city.  Her name was Juliana.  She told you she was         
+ not a prostitute of the carnival, merely a worker for it.  Her job was         
+ mostly in setting up the carnival, and so she had some time off, time          
+ she usually spent in whatever city the carnival was in, looking                
+ around, experiencing.  She was young, and not unpretty, although not           
+ of the caliber required for the prostitutes and sex-slaves but to you          
+ she was perfect.  What you and her shared that night was greater than          
+ any pleasure you have since had.  You shared tenderness, you exposed           
+ your soul to her, and she to you.  And for the first time in your              
+ life, you believed yourself to be happy.  You cared for her, damn it!          
+ You cared for her in the few weeks that you were together.  You spent          
+ most of your time with her and when the call to return to the academy          
+ for classes and training came, you disobeyed it.                               
+                                                                                
+      And then it had come.  A subtle change in the way she acted               
+ towards you, the way she spoke to you.  Almost unnoticeable, but you           
+ noticed it.  You felt her love for you deteriorate step by step, while         
+ you tried to wish away the hour you knew would come, tried to tell             
+ yourself it was just a passing phase.  You remember the moment when            
+ you came back to the apartment she was renting.  She told you that             
+ night that she had loved another man.  A man of the carnival.  The             
+ carnival was leaving, and so was she.  She didn't want to see you any          
+ more.  She was a wanderer, she didn't want to stay put for any length          
+ of time.  Many other things were said, many more excuses.  All you             
+ could think of was how she had used you, how horribly insensitive she          
+ was to you, how much you had given to her and how she was now repaying         
+ you, with her brutal farewell.  You remember running back to the               
+ academy, to lick your wounds, to nurse your hate.  They reaccepted             
+ you.  No reason was grave enough to give up a potential soldier.  And          
+ a soldier was what they got.                                                   
+                                                                                
+      The image of her in your mind is skewed now, distorted, enhanced          
+ by the images of other, lesser women.  Women with expressions of blind         
+ terror frozen into their faces, just like the woman you even now leave         
+ in the alley.  In a very real way, all of those women are and were             
+ Juliana.  All of them.                                                         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                 * * *                                          
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      The field has turned a deep auburn color now.  Still the grass is         
+ thick, but many of the strands are dry and brittle.  Now as you run            
+ back towards the school the strands break under your feet, sometimes           
+ causing pain.  The sky, formerly a deep shade of blue, now appears             
+ gray.  Huge black clouds move fast and silently over the darkened              
+ land.  Strong winds have begun to blow in from the south.  Already you         
+ can feel the first drops of the storm impacting on top of your tousled         
+ mop of hair.  The other children are already there, waiting for you,           
+ calling to you, calling from safety, along with the worried teachers.          
+ "Hurry up, Phil!" they shout plaintively.  "The storm's coming!  Get           
+ inside quick!" Or maybe the voices come from inside.  The schoolhouse          
+ seems so very far away.                                                        
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      You walk several meters down the street from where the opening to         
+ the alleyway lies when the lights come on.  From above, from the huge          
+ form of the zeppelin, there is light; a bright white light, a magical          
+ light.  You try to look up, but the zeppelin is too bright to look at          
+ directly.  Like the sun.  Like the truth.  It leaves a shadow on your          
+ vision that never seems to completely clear.  You feel a slight                
+ brushing against your mind, a signal that the Psycho-Symphony has              
+ started its epic concert.  Still, you make no move to cut out your             
+ shield.  You've seen her now.  There she is!  Walking out of that              
+ residence!  This time you'll have her.  This time she can't escape             
+ your savage passions.                                                          
+                                                                                
+      Now another woman lies dead in a thirty-fourth floor hallway,             
+ slumped against one wall.  This is the third for this night, and still         
+ it is the first ever.  Again, the look of crazed terror on her face.           
+ Again, the clean burn-hole bisecting her frontal lobe perfectly.  The          
+ effect is enhanced by the bright light streaming down through the              
+ picture window from the zeppelin, giving all objects in sight a                
+ day-glow luminescence.  Still, you love her.                                   
+                                                                                
+      Skulking out of the residence, pistol still hot from the last             
+ shot, you glimpse, out of the corner of your eye, an ambulance drone           
+ carrying another one of this night's victims along with several other          
+ corpses you don't recognize.  It appears you aren't the only one who's         
+ been busy this night.  Far from it.  It's the way it always is at              
+ carnival time.  Some corner of your mind reaches out to these other            
+ murderers, leaving a trail of dead flesh just as you do.  You feel,            
+ somehow, that you are all kin, a brotherhood.  But this feeling is             
+ soon wiped clean from your mind by the all-pervasiveness of the new            
+ dose of the drug.  You must kill again, for only in killing can your           
+ passions be consummated.  Your carnal excitement reaches a fever               
+ pitch.  Not thinking of your own safety, only of your purpose, you             
+ reach for your pistol, tooking out across the crowded square for a             
+ target; any target.                                                            
+                                                                                
+      "Phil?  Phil Miller?" The voice shatters your concentration like          
+ a brick thrown through a plate-glass window.  You turn, hand still             
+ gripping the pistol in its shoulder holster.  At first, you can't make         
+ out who or what...  and then there she is.  "It's Juliana.  You do             
+ remember me, don't you?  I know it's been a long time, but when I saw          
+ your name come up on the city pass list, I just had to go looking for          
+ you.  You all right?"                                                          
+                                                                                
+      You're not.  You're frozen in stark terror.  You can feel the             
+ blood drain from your face, your pupils dilate.  It can't be!  Your            
+ grip on the pistol is greater than ever.                                       
+                                                                                
+      "You OK Phil?  Oh dear!  I seem to have given you quite a shock!          
+ Maybe I should have left well enough alone...  Want to sit down or             
+ something?"                                                                    
+                                                                                
+      If you hear her at all, it is merely as a shadow, as all of those         
+ other women were merely shadows of this goddess that stands before you         
+ now.  Juliana, how could I profane you so?  The words only appear in           
+ your head, but to you they are real.  You pull the pistol slowly out           
+ of its holster.                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      The storm is raging full force now.  Rain batters at the                  
+ schoolhouse windows and roof, propagating waves of sound that                  
+ reverberate throughout the cinderblock classrooms.  As much as you             
+ tell yourself that the building will stand under this punishment, and          
+ as much as the teachers reassure you, you can't help thinking that the         
+ world is on the verge of collapse.  The wars in Asia and Africa seem           
+ to grow nearer every day.  The blockades in South America are causing          
+ more and more controversy.  The government, torn apart and dominated           
+ by huge corporations, holds no answer, no hope.  Somewhere in your             
+ mind, you realize that most of your thoughts now are in retrospect,            
+ looking back on that day with the point of view of someone who's been          
+ through it, but the image is still real.  The blinding flash far on            
+ the horizon.  The rush for the underground shelters.  The horrible,            
+ horrible noise.  These are real memories, no phantoms.  The death.             
+ Only the death is unreal.  It could not be realized by even the                
+ oldest, wisest minds, and certainly it could not be realized by a              
+ child.                                                                         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      "Phil, no!  no!" She rushes at you but it is too late.  Your              
+ enhanced motor functions bring your pistol to bear on your target with         
+ deadly accuracy, and in a split second, the weapon is fired, muzzle            
+ pointed squarely at your own forehead.  Seemingly in slow motion, you          
+ see the plasma bolt come racing towards you.  Your last coherent               
+ vision is of Juliana's eyes, older eyes, wiser eyes, open eyes.                
+ Crying eyes.  Crying for you or crying for the world that has come to          
+ this; for mankind?                                                             
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      Still, the savage winds of the shock wave blow over the small             
+ school house, a harbinger of an ever darkening future.                         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+           Dan  Appelquist is  a  Cognitive  Science major  at                  
+           Carnegie Mellon University.   He also takes classes                  
+           in  film  studies  in  an attempt  to  broaden  his                  
+           horizons.   In his  spare  time, he  VP's the  KGB,                  
+           publishes his own magazine  (Quanta), takes care of                  
+           his   kitten   Emma,   and  reads   newsgroups   of                  
+           questionable  merit.  He  wrote  "Winds" after  the                  
+           breakup of a previous  relationship.  "If it sounds                  
+           a bit depressing,"  Dan says, it is  because he was                  
+           "going through a LIVING HELL!"                                       
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ Fundamentally Switzerland                                                      
+ By Barbara Weitbrecht                                                          
+ IRMSS100@SIVM.BITNET                                                           
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      The black dress was not dirty, but Margaret dropped it down the           
+ cleaning chute as soon as she removed it.  She climbed into the                
+ bathtub and soaked, water as hot as she could stand.  At last she              
+ drained the tub, wrapped herself in her warmest bathrobe and made a            
+ pot of tea.  When it was poured and steaming she opened her purse and          
+ took out the funeral program.                                                  
+                                                                                
+      The cover was a tasteful photograph of stars over a quiet sea and         
+ a few lines from "home is the sailor." Inside was the order of                 
+ service, a list of hymns, a short biography and a recent publicity             
+ photograph.  Nothing in it seemed to have anything to do with Paul.            
+ There was no mention of suicide.                                               
+                                                                                
+      The telephone was ringing.  Margaret crumpled the program and             
+ dropped it in the waste chute.  She picked up the receiver before the          
+ third ring.                                                                    
+                                                                                
+      "Yes?" she said.  "Oh, Andrea, hello!" She looked across the room         
+ at the calendar, where a date three weeks ahead was circled in black.          
+ "Yes, it was a lovely service ....  Your roses were beautiful ....  I          
+ thought so too ....  No, I went alone.  I'm sorry you couldn't get             
+ back in time.  How is Japan?"                                                  
+                                                                                
+      A longer pause.  "No, I suppose they didn't.  It happened on              
+ Wednesday.  He was working on his new novel.  The machine was still on         
+ when they found him.  He shot himself through the head.  He hadn't             
+ even taken off his harness." Margaret was surprised how calmly she             
+ could relate this.  "No, he didn't leave a note.  There was no clue in         
+ the tape.  No one knows why he did it."                                        
+                                                                                
+      Damn him, Margaret thought.  I always hated his gun collection.           
+ And his war books-- "It was a new Constantin Falcon adventure.                 
+ Something about gold and white slavery in the banana republics.  He            
+ was on the second draft." She stiffened.  "I wouldn't know, Andrea.  I         
+ suppose you could contact his attorney."                                       
+                                                                                
+      Now she relaxed again, speaking as one professional to another.           
+ "Yes, I'll have it in the rough tape by the end of the month ....  No,         
+ I can work on it.  I lost a few days, of course ....  No, I'm fine             
+ now.  In fact, the work should do me good." She smiled at the reply.           
+ "Yes, Andrea ....  No, Andrea ....  I'll see you later, Andrea.                
+ Goodbye."                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      Damn the bastard for killing himself, she thought, and the tears          
+ finally came.  Why the hell should it hurt so much?  It's been over a          
+ year since we split up.  We just meet at authors' parties, chat over           
+ drinks.  It's all so fucking civilized.                                        
+                                                                                
+      She cinched her robe tighter, picked up her tea and walked to the         
+ study.  The composing machine took up nearly half the room.  It was            
+ the one she had used for 23 years, bulky with banks of flickering              
+ lights and trembling meters.  She had to be half technician to operate         
+ it.  But the new machines were less sensitive--                                
+                                                                                
+      She was starting self-hypnosis as she sat and pulled on the               
+ receiving harness.  She pasted the pickups over the acupuncture                
+ meridians, tightened the headband, clipped the ground wires to her             
+ earposts.  She smiled at her reflection in the window, strapped and            
+ metal-studded and umbilical-wired like a character in one of her space         
+ fantasies.                                                                     
+                                                                                
+      She was adjusting knobs, choosing the tape.  She recited her              
+ mantras for this novel, entering the mood.  "Fundamentally                     
+ Switzerland.  So small against the immensity.  The high proud terror           
+ of the snows." She settled into the chair and played the familiar              
+ switches, advancing the tape to the roughed-in chapter.  "Margot flees         
+ to the pass.  The pass -- the "col" -- is haven.  Escape from Italy.           
+ Switzerland.  Premonition of the final terror." Should I record from           
+ the start?  She decided to view for a while, as if she were audience.          
+                                                                                
+      Now, belted and strapped like a spaceman she descends, counting           
+ downward through the three stages of sleep.  She has reached eyelid            
+ catalepsy, she drains her arm of feeling, then fills it with light.            
+ Far away as in a dream she feels it levitate.  When it reaches her             
+ face it drops and she enters the story.                                        
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      Blue sky, cloudless and cold, dark with high altitudes.                   
+ Featureless--a sudden pain at the sun, overexposed--drops back to blue         
+ and below, mountains.  These are white mountains, sharp ice edges              
+ against the void.  A sudden cold, as if wind blows from the ice.  In           
+ the cold a subtle undertone, a terror, a premonition or a nostalgia.           
+                                                                                
+      Margaret, surprised, decides that last mood flicker must be               
+ removed.  This novel has nothing to do with nostalgia.                         
+                                                                                
+      The view drops from ice to rock, then down dark forest slopes.            
+ Below is the road, two lanes, old blacktop, white dashed line.  It             
+ clings to the mountain in vertiginous switchbacks, fades into blue             
+ haze far below.  On the road two cars crawl about two turns apart, as          
+ if linked by invisible string.                                                 
+                                                                                
+      We descend rapidly toward the red Chevy convertible, white                
+ leather top open, a starlike reflection off the paint.  A glance               
+ behind at the gray Mercedes, sharklike, implacable.  Now we are in the         
+ car, a disembodied viewer in the passenger seat.  Margot, who is               
+ driving, looks over her shoulder at the Mercedes two turns below.              
+ Fear flickers about her mouth.  She controls the shudder, tries to get         
+ more speed from the red convertible.  The car skids on a tight turn.           
+ A quick glance at the blue depths below, a shudder of fear.                    
+                                                                                
+      We pass an Italian mile-post.  It is sixty-five kilometers to the         
+ Swiss border.  Margot's mouth silently forms the words "sixty-five             
+ kilometers." She looks up toward the col.  (Segue here--pass, col,             
+ Ramuz, Switzerland.) Our gaze follows hers.  We know that the top of           
+ the pass is the Swiss border and safety.                                       
+                                                                                
+      Our gaze lingers on the far snowfields after Margot's has                 
+ returned to the road.  The cold returns, now mixed with Margot's fear.         
+ (Is the nostalgia still there?)                                                
+                                                                                
+      Margaret decides to take control.  Far away, in a dream of                
+ flickering lights and trembling needles, her wired hand moves to a             
+ switch, presses it.  Tape reels revolve silently.  The mountains               
+ heave, then stabilize.  The landscape is the same.  But now she is             
+ creating it, wandering invisible in circuits of brainlike complexity           
+ half a mile below the publishing house.  She feels the potent joy of           
+ creation.                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      Margaret sharpens a mountain peak.  She defines the line of the           
+ road where it crosses the snowfields, gray on white.  With the                 
+ landscape in order she turns to her heroine.                                   
+                                                                                
+      Now that they are recording, Margot is aware of Margaret's                
+ presence.  But she does not turn yet, still in character.  "The woman          
+ menaced." Very good, thinks Margaret, studying her expression.  Just           
+ the right touch of brave resolve over the fear.  Margot reaches back           
+ and touches her hair where it is held by the clip, an almost                   
+ unconscious gesture of vanity or bravado.  She glances back at the             
+ gray Mercedes.  It is no closer.                                               
+                                                                                
+      "Good morning." says Margaret.                                            
+                                                                                
+      Margot relaxes and smiles.  "Good morning, Margaret.  Are you all         
+ right?"                                                                        
+                                                                                
+      Margaret frowns, says "Well enough.  Why do you ask?"                     
+                                                                                
+      Margot looks at her strangely.  "Andrea was here this morning.            
+ She left a note for you in the glove compartment."                             
+                                                                                
+      Margaret finds it:                                                        
+                                                                                
+          Great feel to the last chapter.  Keep up the good work                
+          We're all pulling for you, kid.  Love, Andrea.                        
+                                                                                
+      Margaret smiles.  "Did you read this?" Margot nods.  "Someone I           
+ once loved has killed himself.  Paul Constant.  He was a composer              
+ too."                                                                          
+                                                                                
+      "He created Constantin Falcon, didn't he?"                                
+                                                                                
+      "Of course you remember him.  I had forgotten our joint story."           
+ Margaret blushed.  "I had always sort of hoped we could do another.            
+ That one was very popular."                                                    
+                                                                                
+      "Well, I enjoyed it."                                                     
+                                                                                
+      Margaret stares at her character.  My god, she acts so real               
+ sometimes.                                                                     
+                                                                                
+      She remembers their first and only collaboration.  In the first           
+ delights of mutual lust, they had created New Orleans brothels,                
+ unspoiled Pacific islands, mad gallops over the Arabian desert under           
+ the lurid moon.  When they finally settled on a plot they had edited           
+ out all the sex scenes and left only the romance.  The emotional               
+ undertones had required more skillful, professional editing before             
+ Andrea would release it.  "We are NOT a porno house!" she stated,              
+ tapping her pencil.                                                            
+                                                                                
+      ("I'll write her into my next as Queen Victoria," Paul had                
+ whispered.)                                                                    
+                                                                                
+      "I'm glad Andrea dropped in.  Margot, let's try to finish up the          
+ chase to the pass today.  I think we can keep the main action and              
+ views we blocked in last week, and work on emotions."                          
+                                                                                
+      Margot frowned.  "I still think the action is a little weak.              
+ Maybe we could leave it open for improv, see what turns up.  We can            
+ always use the backup tape if it doesn't work."                                
+                                                                                
+      "Well, it is a little trite.  Why not?" Margaret trusts the part          
+ of herself that has created Margot, that is Margot.  Paul always kept          
+ the Falcon on a tight leash, a wooden puppet.  ("Hell, woman!  All the         
+ people want is action!  The other stuff is all literature." Half               
+ ironically, half meaning it.)                                                  
+                                                                                
+      Margot returns to the script, squeezing every ounce of power from         
+ the red convertible.  Vertiginous views, spraying gravel, the smell of         
+ hot brakes.  Margot's fear, more insistent, a hint of her thoughts.  A         
+ memory image--golden sunset, Claude handing her the white packet by            
+ the Grand Canal.  "They'll kill for this, love," he had said.  Now             
+ they are trying.  The road again, the pass still far away, white on            
+ blue.  Near panic, then control.  The high snows brood over all,               
+ fundamentally Switzerland.                                                     
+                                                                                
+      Margaret notices the mountains sagging.  That's a hazard of full          
+ recording, not depending on the tape.  Your attention wanders, things          
+ change.  Stream of consciousness takes over.  Objects have emotional           
+ undertones.  It can save a tired story or ruin it.  She plumps the             
+ mountains up again, but the peaks seem softer, as if the ice were              
+ melting.                                                                       
+                                                                                
+      Another turn.  The scream of tires on gravel echoes the silent            
+ scream in Margot's head.  Good effect.  We'll keep it.                         
+                                                                                
+      She hears Margot gasp.                                                    
+                                                                                
+      The gray Mercedes has crept up a hundred yards.  There is now             
+ barely a switchback between them.  Too early!  thinks Margaret.  But           
+ let it be, maybe it will tighten the pacing.  Margot pulls ahead               
+ slowly, regains the lost space.  Another turn, a skid near the edge.           
+ Too close--we made it!  Relief, then remembering, the fear again.  The         
+ road turns up a glacial valley and the ground becomes nearly level.            
+ Dense forest blocks their view.                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      "The car is boiling over," says Margot.                                   
+                                                                                
+      "That's not in the script."                                               
+                                                                                
+      "It's doing it anyway." The gauge needle is well into the red             
+ zone.  Margaret tries to will it down.                                         
+                                                                                
+      "I suppose the radiator would have boiled if we had been driving          
+ this hard," she says.  "Damn it, I keep forgetting about old cars.             
+ Margot, I'm going to make a fork in the road ahead.  Take the left             
+ road.  I'll get the Mercedes to take the wrong fork."                          
+                                                                                
+      It is hackneyed, but she doesn't know what else to do.  Margot            
+ can't flee on foot in this country.  Nor can she have a shoot-out with         
+ the men in the gray Mercedes.  That can't come until the end, five             
+ chapters away, in a speedboat on Lake Constance.  "Maybe there can be          
+ a small dirt road over a different pass, known only to local                   
+ farmers...?" (Trite!  You're getting old, Margaret!)                           
+                                                                                
+      Or maybe I should give Margot a better car.  It would mean                
+ retaping most of the chapter, but we could salvage a lot-- The                 
+ intersecting road appears.  The tires squeal as Margot swings suddenly         
+ to the left, a quick decision.                                                 
+                                                                                
+      Good touch, thinks Margaret.  Maybe this will work out after all.         
+                                                                                
+      "There's a gas station ahead," says Margot.  "I'm stopping."              
+ There is, indeed, a small building with a sign that says PETROL, red           
+ letters on white.                                                              
+                                                                                
+      Is that right?  Margaret wonders.  She changes the word to                
+ GAZOLIN, then ESSENCE, but it still looks wrong.  I'll research it             
+ later, she decides.  She pulls out her notebook (and far away a second         
+ tape revolves.)                                                                
+                                                                                
+           Ask A. re: "gas" Ital. Switz., ca. 1967. Photos?                     
+                                                                                
+      Margot pulls up beside the pumps.  The mechanic lifts the hood            
+ and begins spraying water on the erupting radiator.  "Won't that crack         
+ the engine block?"                                                             
+                                                                                
+      Margot smiles.  "Trust me.  Let's go in and have a cup of                 
+ coffee."                                                                       
+                                                                                
+      Margaret notices the little restaurant beside the gas station.            
+ The white neon sign in the window spells CAFE ANTARCTICA.                      
+ (Antarctica?!) "Why not?  I need time to think."                               
+                                                                                
+      The two women sit near the window.  Outside, trees sway in the            
+ wind from the pass.  Above them the mountains look soft and                    
+ vulnerable, like ice cream.                                                    
+                                                                                
+      In the station lot, the mechanic is doing something to their              
+ engine with a large wrench.                                                    
+                                                                                
+      Margaret hooks her arm over the back of the chair and looks               
+ around the cafe.  "Don't they heat this place?" Her breath fogs the            
+ air.  The walls are brushed steel, the white linoleum floor spotless           
+ as a hospital.  On the tabletop, which is a mirror, are a transparent          
+ vase and one white rose.  The sign in the window, seen from the rear,          
+ is reflected around it in puddles of white light.  CAFE ANTARCTICA,            
+ reversed and inverted.                                                         
+                                                                                
+      Why Antarctica?  All that goddamn snow.  I'm freezing.  What's my         
+ subconscious up to today?  Margaret shivers, hugs herself.  Margot             
+ silently offers her a sweater.                                                 
+                                                                                
+      The waitress has come.  Expressionless, white as a nurse, eyes            
+ hidden by mirrored sunglasses.  Her hair flames bright as a rainbow, a         
+ shaggy cut dyed orange, blue and golden.                                       
+                                                                                
+      "Two coffees, one black, one with cream." It is Margot who                
+ orders.  Margaret stares at their reflections in the table top.  Her           
+ heroine, dark and slim, smooths her immaculate hair.  Margaret's own           
+ image is large and blondish, visibly middle-aged.  She feels worn out.         
+ Her shoulders ache.  She cannot find her comb.  She tries to recapture         
+ the mood of the novel, repeats her mantras.  "Fundamentally                    
+ Switzerland.  Facing the immensity alone.  Riding like a falcon above          
+ fear.  Death in the high proud snows." When she reopens her eyes the           
+ coffee has come.                                                               
+                                                                                
+      Horribly, it comes in clear glass mugs.  The steam rises above            
+ the cups and sinks into the depths of the mirrored table.  The                 
+ reflections of the ceiling lights look like stars.  She sips slowly.           
+ Calm.  Be calm.  You are in control.  This your world, your self.              
+ Fundamentally--                                                                
+                                                                                
+      Outside, the mountains roll past in stately progression like              
+ waves on a peaceful sea.  The trees sway in the wind like seaweed.             
+ Warped reflections from the ice fields dancing on the walls are like           
+ the surface of water seen from beneath.  As a drowning man might see           
+ it.  Once again the cold washes over her, and with it the strange              
+ nostalgia.  She knows what it is now.  It is depression, nostalgia for         
+ sleep.                                                                         
+                                                                                
+      So this is what I had in mind, Margaret thinks.  I had thought            
+ this novel would be fundamentally Switzerland.  I wanted high proud            
+ mountains over pastures, domesticated immensity.  Images taken from            
+ the novelist Ramuz: cows climbing to fragile summer meadows, the               
+ threat of avalanche, fear overcome by stolid courage.  Margot,                 
+ exhausted by her pursuit from Italy, would meet this hardy courage and         
+ make it her own.                                                               
+                                                                                
+      But instead it is becoming Antarctica.  I hate Antarctica.  The           
+ snow there is dead snow.  It has been there since before there were            
+ men.  The horror of frozen mountains under strange stars.  Green               
+ witch-lights dancing in the night that lasts all winter.  Blank white          
+ silence or wind howling in the dark.  The sleep of a land with no hope         
+ of waking.                                                                     
+                                                                                
+      What the hell, perhaps I should scrap the whole thing and make an         
+ adventure story.  One man alone on a snowfield with solitude and               
+ death.  Wolves howl under the northern lights.  He's already eaten all         
+ the sled dogs.  Death by freezing.  They say it feels warm, sinking            
+ down to sleep.                                                                 
+                                                                                
+      I wonder how Paul--                                                       
+                                                                                
+      Goddamn it, I know depression when I see it.  Occupational                
+ hazard.  Snap out of it!                                                       
+                                                                                
+      You're just tired, babe.  Mistake to work today.  Take the week           
+ off and fly to Hawaii.                                                         
+                                                                                
+      Or maybe--                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      The cafe door opens.  The young man who enters is, even before            
+ introductions, unmistakably a reporter.  He tips his hat back on his           
+ sandy hair, shakes out his plaid sport coat.  "Wind's rising!" he              
+ announces.  "Are you Margaret Norris?"                                         
+                                                                                
+      Where'd I get him?  Margaret wonders.  He looks like something            
+ from a 'forties film.                                                          
+                                                                                
+      "Sorry, ma'am.  Of course I know who you are.  I came here to             
+ meet you.  But you're probably wondering if I'm real or something you          
+ improv'ed." He extends his hand.  "Joe Jackson from the Chronicle.             
+ We're doing a feature on famous composers and I thought it would be            
+ great to do an interview on-line, as it were..."                               
+                                                                                
+      "How the hell did you get into my novel?"                                 
+                                                                                
+      He smiles and pulls up a chair.  "Coffee, black!" he shouts over          
+ his shoulder.  "Oh, I have literary ambitions myself.  Taking a                
+ composing class out at City College.  I've done a little computer              
+ stuff before and -- well, I just hacked my way into your account.              
+ Hope you don't mind."                                                          
+                                                                                
+      His coffee has arrived.  "Thanks, miss.  Great hair.  You see,            
+ ma'am, I've always been sort of a fan of yours.  And I thought, Joe,           
+ this is your chance of a lifetime.  You can actually be IN a Margaret          
+ Norris.  See the master in action.  Will you do an interview?"                 
+                                                                                
+      He's real all right.  I couldn't possibly have invented this.             
+ "All right," she agrees.  "But frankly I'm having a lousy day.  Just           
+ keep it short.  And don't ever do this again, or I'll call the cops."          
+                                                                                
+      "Thanks, Ms.  Norris!" Relieved.  Not a bad kid, just a bit of a          
+ nerd.  He turns on his tape recorder and sets it on the mirror among           
+ the mugs.                                                                      
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+     Q.  Ms. Norris, a lot of our viewers have asked us, and                    
+         frankly I'm curious too.  How do you put a dream on a disk?            
+                                                                                
+     A.  That's a good question.  You need an engineer to answer                
+         it for you.  But basically, and I'm probably getting                   
+         some of this wrong, the dream is never really on the                   
+         disk.  There's too much data.  The disk just holds the                 
+         addresses of the real images, which are stored in a very               
+         large computer owned by the publishing house.  That's                  
+         why you pay per viewing.  You're using computer time.                  
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+     Q.  Where do you get ideas for all your novels?                            
+                                                                                
+     A.  Well, I read a lot.  Before composing machines became                  
+         so common I wanted to be a writer.  The Margot Noel                    
+         series is based on the spy and adventure novels of fifty               
+         years ago, which is when they are set.  Beyond that,                   
+         it's hard to describe how it happens.  I work from                     
+         dreams, sometimes, or waking fantasies.  This novel                    
+         started with a few isolated phrases.   "The high snows                 
+         of fear" was one, and of course that became the title.                 
+         "Snow" was also slang for cocaine, which is the pivot of               
+         the plot.                                                              
+                                                                                
+ (...and the adventure genre tied me closer to Paul, let me be Margot,          
+ just as he as the Falcon.  But the rest of him was a bitter, balding           
+ little man who drank too much and collected guns.  Who shot himself            
+ through the head three days ago.  Just as the rest of me is a                  
+ middle-aged writer manquee'.  We never forgave each other that.)               
+                                                                                
+     Q.  Do you base your characters on real people?  They seem                 
+         so real.                                                               
+                                                                                
+     A.  I don't think you can make them real unless they                       
+         are really part of yourself at some level.  Actually,                  
+         after a while characters seem to take on a life of their               
+         own.  It's not just practice.  They are partly stored in               
+         the computer.  They get more interesting as you work                   
+         with them.                                                             
+                                                                                
+     Q.  Sounds spooky!  Aren't you ever afraid they'll take                    
+         over?                                                                  
+                                                                                
+     A.  Well, that's a common plot for horror fantasy, but it                  
+         just doesn't happen.  The composing computer is                        
+         incredibly complex, but it doesn't create.  It's more                  
+         like a magic mirror from a fairy tale, that shows you                  
+         your greatest hopes and fears.                                         
+                                                                                
+ (...as if that were any less dangerous.  And here I am in a blue funk          
+ with my mountains melting.  Damn, but it's cold here.)                         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      "Thanks for the interview, Ms.  Norris.  Say, I was wondering...          
+ but it's an awfully big favor."                                                
+                                                                                
+      "What?"                                                                   
+                                                                                
+      "Well, like I said, I'm studying to be a composer.  And I noticed         
+ you're having a little trouble with the scenery today.  Mind if I fix          
+ it up a little bit?"                                                           
+                                                                                
+      Margaret sighs.  "Be my guest.  I've given up on taping today             
+ anyway."                                                                       
+                                                                                
+      Beyond the window the mountains are boiling like clouds.  The             
+ reporter stares at them.  A snap like a shutter, and they freeze into          
+ postcard outlines, with the Matterhorn dead center.  "Greetings from           
+ Zermatt" half visible in the lower right-hand corner.                          
+                                                                                
+      Outside, the mechanic has been replacing parts in their engine.           
+ There are red and yellow rubber things and coiled black hoses.  He             
+ slams the hood down and walks away.                                            
+                                                                                
+      "Honestly, I don't think the Matterhorn is visible from here."            
+                                                                                
+      He shrugs.  "It's Switzerland.  They'll never notice.  Well,              
+ thanks again.  Ciao!"                                                          
+                                                                                
+      He climbs into his Porsche and starts the motor.  Reporter, car           
+ and postcard mountains vanish in an almost audible click.  Logout,             
+ tape off, power down.                                                          
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      God, I feel awful, Margaret thinks.  I'll have to erase the whole         
+ chapter, start over from the backup tape or even from Venice.  "Margot         
+ dear," she says, "I really don't feel like working today.  Shall we            
+ take a few days off and start over?  Maybe where you leave Claude in           
+ Venice."                                                                       
+                                                                                
+      Margot pats her hand.  "No problem.  But we've come so far today,         
+ perhaps we should walk through to the pass scene, just to get the feel         
+ of it."                                                                        
+                                                                                
+      Margaret hesitates, then agrees.  A rehearsal will make it easier         
+ later.  If only the mountains would stop heaving.                              
+                                                                                
+      "Stop," she whispers, and they freeze back into mountains.  But           
+ they are wrong mountains, more like bedpillows.  She sits while Margot         
+ pays the bill, fighting down feelings that come in waves, a wave of            
+ nausea, of memories of Paul, of cold, of weariness, that terrible              
+ nostalgia for sleep.                                                           
+                                                                                
+      "I'm so tired," she says.                                                 
+                                                                                
+      "We'll be done soon." They leave the empty cafe.  Their car is            
+ waiting for them.  Margot takes the wheel again.  Margaret lies back           
+ in the seat.  She closes her eyes.  Remember Switzerland.                      
+ Fundamentally....                                                              
+                                                                                
+      On the road again in the alpine air, Margaret finds she can think         
+ more clearly.  The mountains are almost certainly proper mountains.            
+ They show no tendency to shift.  Perhaps the break at the gas station          
+ was what the plot needs.  A break from the panic.  What to use in              
+ place of the reporter?                                                         
+                                                                                
+      No matter, this is just a rehearsal.  They will drive to the top          
+ of the pass and walk through the scene there.  Then Margaret will go           
+ home and take a hot bath.  A clean flannel nightgown lies across the           
+ bed, with clean sheets.  In a distant dream Margaret senses her body           
+ waiting patiently at the composing machine, strapped and studded like          
+ a space explorer.  She smiles at it.  Hello body.  I'm coming home.            
+                                                                                
+      They are well above the snowline now.  Italy has vanished into            
+ blue mist.  A milepost passes.  Three kilometers.  Another switchback,         
+ and the col opens around them.  Two granite peaks frame a glittering           
+ saddle of snow, slashed the road to the border.  The sky is deep blue          
+ without clouds.  The high mountain wind smells of Switzerland.                 
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      Margot steps on the brakes.                                               
+                                                                                
+      The gray Mercedes blocks the road.  A tall man in a trenchcoat is         
+ leaning against it, waiting.  The sun glares silver on something in            
+ his hand.  His hat is over his eyes.                                           
+                                                                                
+      The women get out of the convertible.                                     
+                                                                                
+      "Go away," says Margaret.  "Go away.  We are rehearsing."                 
+                                                                                
+      The man may have nodded.  It is hard to tell in the glare of the          
+ snow.                                                                          
+                                                                                
+      Margot is walking toward him.  "Careful, Margot.  I'm not sure he         
+ understands." Margot touches the man's sleeve and they embrace.  As he         
+ turns in the kiss Margaret can see his profile.                                
+                                                                                
+      "Constantin Falcon!" she exclaims.  "You're in the wrong novel!"          
+                                                                                
+      They turn to her together, their arms still touching, the gesture         
+ of old lovers.  (Our gesture!) He raises his gun.                              
+                                                                                
+      This has gone too far.  I must wake up!                                   
+                                                                                
+      Margaret flees across the snow that lies smooth and clean in all          
+ directions.  It glitters and blinds in the sun.  Red specks lie                
+ scattered over it like drops of blood.  Butterflies, dead on the snow.         
+ She struggles to rise through sleep.                                           
+                                                                                
+      But it is so cold.  Her body lies passive before the flickering           
+ lights.  She can't seem to focus on awakening.  She stumbles, falls            
+ heavily in the snow.                                                           
+                                                                                
+      They are standing over her.                                               
+                                                                                
+      "Go away!  You're just part of my depression!  I shouldn't have           
+ been working today.  I was upset about Paul.  I just need some rest.           
+ You aren't real.  You can't kill me."                                          
+                                                                                
+      "Why not?" asks the Falcon.  "We already killed Paul."                    
+                                                                                
+      Margot brushes back a strand of hair.  She smiles, revealing              
+ small, perfect teeth.  Like the teeth of a skull.                              
+                                                                                
+      The Falcon laughs.  "Shall I shoot her now, Margot?"                      
+                                                                                
+      "No, dear, she doesn't own a gun."                                        
+                                                                                
+      Margaret crawls away.  She must wake up.  She must escape.  If I          
+ can only reach the peak.  It's the snow that's killing me.  I have to          
+ reach the rocks.  But the rocks are so far away.  I can hardly see             
+ them through the glare.                                                        
+                                                                                
+      Far and away on all sides the snow lies smooth as a bedsheet.             
+ The red disks lie scattered like stars, thicker now, more insistent.           
+                                                                                
+      Behind her, she hears Margot's voice.                                     
+                                                                                
+      "Stand up, dear.  Walk to the bathroom."                                  
+                                                                                
+      She feels her distant body rise, unplug the cords, walk slowly            
+ across the floor.  I must wake up!  She struggles through the layers           
+ of sleep, but they lie heavy on her like water.                                
+                                                                                
+      Far away, in a world not attached to her, she sees her hand open          
+ the medicine chest, remove the bottle of sleeping pills.  Margot's             
+ voice floats directionless over the snow.  "Pour a glass of water.             
+ Swallow them all.  All the pills."                                             
+                                                                                
+      She sees it all happening, tiny and clear, as if through an icy           
+ lens which sits in the back of her head and focuses her thoughts.              
+                                                                                
+      This is not real.  I can control this.  I am just in my mind.             
+                                                                                
+      And in the brainlike computer.                                            
+                                                                                
+      No, that is ridiculous.  They are not something outside.  They            
+ are not robots, or monsters.  They are part of me.                             
+                                                                                
+      But that is the worst of it.                                              
+                                                                                
+      I must wake up.                                                           
+                                                                                
+      She stretches her arm toward the distant rocks, forces her mind           
+ upwards toward waking.  The peak wavers and shrinks.  Her hand almost          
+ merges with that other hand, which holds the bottle.  They brush,              
+ almost catch each other.  Then the lens melts.                                 
+                                                                                
+      She sags into the snow.  It warm under her body.  Far away, the           
+ other body sets down the empty bottle, walks slowly to the bedroom.            
+ There are clean sheets on the bed.  The other Margaret crawls into             
+ bed, turns over, hugs the pillow.                                              
+                                                                                
+      So this is what it is like.  I read somewhere that death by               
+ freezing was like sleep, and warm.  Like the sleep after love.                 
+                                                                                
+      Lying here in the snow she can see that the red disks have become         
+ scattered rose petals.  She touches one.  It lies in a little hollow           
+ in the snow, melted by sunlight.                                               
+                                                                                
+      Where did I get roses?  she thought.  I had meant them to be              
+ butterflies.                                                                   
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+           Barbara  Weitbrecht   is  a  marine   biologist  by                  
+           training, a computer  specialist by profession, and                  
+           an  artist   and  writer  by  avocation.    She  is                  
+           currently living in Washington D.C., and working at                  
+           the Smithsonian Institution, where she is trying to                  
+           persuade Smithsonian employees  to communicate with                  
+           each other  using PROFS.  She would  much rather be                  
+           back in San Francisco.                                               
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
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+ December 1989               Circulation: 483         Volume I, Issue 4         
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                 Contents                                       
+                                                                                
+ Etc...  ..................................................  Jim McCabe         
+                                                              Editorial         
+                                                                                
+ No One Ever Said Time Travel Would Be Easy  ......  Phillip McReynolds         
+ ------------------------------------------                     Fiction         
+                                                                                
+ Master of Delusion  .....................................  Jason Snell         
+ ------------------                                             Fiction         
+                                                                                
+ A Night on the Net  ....................................  Jeff Okamoto         
+ ------------------                                             Fiction         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
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+   *              ATHENE, Copyright 1989 By Jim McCabe              *           
+   *  This magazine may be archived and reproduced without charge   *           
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+   *    respective authors, and no further use of these works is    *           
+   *           permitted without their explicit consent.            *           
+   *               Athene is published quasi-monthly                *           
+   *              by Jim McCabe, MCCABE@MTUS5.BITNET.               *           
+   *    This ASCII edition was created on an IBM 4381 mainframe     *           
+   *             using the Xedit System Product Editor.             *           
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+                                                                                
+ Etc...                                                                         
+ Jim McCabe                                                                     
+ MCCABE@MTUS5.BITNET                                                            
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      Not only does this month mark the end of a decade, it also flags          
+ the end of Athene's very first volume.  It seems that the beginning of         
+ the nineties makes as good of a place as any to start the next one.            
+                                                                                
+      Keeping with the spirit, Athene will also be sporting a new look          
+ after this issue, helped in part by an upgrade in the software used to         
+ make the PostScript editions.  I was tempted to incorporate some of            
+ the improvements into this month's issue, but decided against it for           
+ two reasons.  Most importantly, I wanted to maintain some consistency          
+ within the issues of this volume.  Secondly, this one was already late         
+ enough as it was.                                                              
+                                                                                
+      Speaking of late, expect January's issue to come out in the               
+ second half of the month.  I will be gone on vacation from December 21         
+ through January 6, and so I won't be able to read my mail, much less           
+ work on the magazine.  Since my size purges mail older than two weeks          
+ of age, there is a good chance that any mail sent before December 26th         
+ will get lost.  Because of this, I wouldn't try to contact me until            
+ after that date.                                                               
+                                                                                
+      Dan pointed out an error with the Quanta information in last              
+ month's issue.  The Bitnet node listed is incorrect, and should be             
+ CMCCVB instead of CMUCCVMA.                                                    
+                                                                                
+      I would like to thank everyone who contributed stories since the          
+ last issue!  This month brought in more submissions than usual, a              
+ trend I only hope will continue as Athene gains more readers.                  
+ Finally, I send a big "thank you" to you, the readers, for your great          
+ support and encouragement throughout these first few issues!                   
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                 -- Jim         
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ No One Ever Said Time Travel Would Be Easy                                     
+ By Phillip McReynolds                                                          
+ DBEATTIE@MSSTATE.BITNET                                                        
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      Jesus Millagros looked up from under the blue '57 Chevy in his            
+ small Los Angeles garage to see a fish-faced man snooping around the           
+ auto-body-parts littered the shop.                                             
+                                                                                
+      "May I help you, Mister," he asked as he rolled out from under            
+ the car and wiped his hands on his greasy coveralls.  The fish-faced           
+ stranger cautiously approached the small Mexican man and took his hand         
+ firmly.                                                                        
+                                                                                
+      "Name's Azul, Gordon Azul, and I wonder if you can do a job for           
+ me."                                                                           
+                                                                                
+      The stranger led Jesus out into the parking lot to a brand new            
+ 1973 tan Volare.  There was no licence plate on the car and it still           
+ bore the dealer's decals upon its windows.  "Caramba!" Jesus cried.            
+ "Great wheels, man.  I'll bet Nixon can't afford one of these!" The            
+ stranger said nothing.  He went to the trunk, opened it, and with-             
+ drew a roll of technical drawings and blueprints.  He brought these            
+ over to Jesus and spread them out on the hood.                                 
+                                                                                
+      "I want you to make some alterations," the stranger said.                 
+                                                                                
+      Jesus studied the drawings with care.  He was not at all sure             
+ what all the symbols stood for--he had no idea what the equations              
+ scrawled along the margins of the document meant--but he easily                
+ recognized most of the parts and modifications specified in the body           
+ of the plans.                                                                  
+                                                                                
+      "You want to do this to a car?!?  Are you sure you don't want to          
+ be talkin' to a rocket scientist instead of me, man?  This is some             
+ pretty weird shit.  Even my brother Julio doesn't have a car that..."          
+                                                                                
+      Gordon took his hands from the diagrams where they had held the           
+ sheets spread out on the hood of the car and grabbed the Mexican's             
+ shirt by its wide collars, hoisting him into the air.                          
+                                                                                
+      "Can you do it?" Gordon hissed between closed teeth.                      
+                                                                                
+      Startled, the little man was happy to oblige this ill-tempered            
+ honkey.  "Yeah, sure man!  You pay and Jesus will play!  I'll make any         
+ changes you want--just put me down!" Gordon dropped him, turned                
+ around, and began walking away, down the street.                               
+                                                                                
+      "I'll be back on Friday," he said over his shoulder.                      
+                                                                                
+      Jesus gathered himself up, straightened his collar, and picked up         
+ the blueprints.  As he did this, a wad of crisp C-notes fell to the            
+ ground out of the papers.  "Holy Maria," Jesus said to himself as he           
+ walked back into the garage, crossing himself and counting his loot.           
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      Jesus worked diligently over the next five days.  He spent a lot          
+ of time in the mechanical engineering section of the UCLA library, as          
+ well as in the sections on experimental physics and applied                    
+ thermodynamics.  He ordered parts from parts houses all over the               
+ basin.  A few had to come from as far away as San Diego, Chicago, and          
+ Duluth.  He spent every waking hour in the project, often working 23           
+ hour days.  A few of the parts he had to machine himself, relying              
+ primarily upon the technical specifications given in the blueprints.           
+ The lamps of the garage burned continuously as Jesus shaped and                
+ rearranged the guts of the infernal machine.  As he was working, he            
+ had no idea what end this engine was meant to perform.  After he had           
+ finished installing a set of parts, he would try out various theories          
+ as to their function.  None suited him.  In all of his fifteen years           
+ as an auto-mechanic and body man, he had never seen anything as                
+ strange as the components he was so meticulously packing into that tan         
+ Volare.                                                                        
+                                                                                
+      By sunrise on Friday morning, the job was complete.  Every                
+ modification had been performed.  Every technical specification                
+ fulfilled.  Jesus stood back and admired what he had wrought as the            
+ early rays of the sun glinted on the chrome of his beloved.  "I wonder         
+ when the gringo will show," he wondered to himself.  "Time enough for          
+ a test drive, maybe?" "Naah, better not," he thought, remembering the          
+ strength of his mysterious customer.  "It could use some paint,                
+ though..."                                                                     
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      Gordon arrived at sunset to find a glistening tan Volare (with            
+ three new coats of tan paint) fully equipped with front and rear               
+ hydraulics.                                                                    
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      A red stripe starting from the front fender on each side made its         
+ way along the sides of the car, expanding and finally exploding in a           
+ blaze of glory in red-yellow-orange flames painted on the rear                 
+ fenders.  Raised, knife- blade encrusted, Spartacus-style hubcaps              
+ finished the masterpiece.  Jesus Millagros stood with his arms crossed         
+ in pride as Gordon completely ignored every one of these cosmetic              
+ additions.                                                                     
+                                                                                
+      "Is it done?" Gordon asked bluntly.                                       
+                                                                                
+      "Yes!  She is finished!" Jesus beamed back at him.  He had                
+ expected at least some praise for the fine job he'd performed, but             
+ none was forth- coming.                                                        
+                                                                                
+      "Good," said Gordon.  "Here's your money," he said as he handed           
+ Jesus another wad of 100's.  "Get in."                                         
+                                                                                
+      Jesus was perplexed.  "Is she not beautiful, senor?  Don't you            
+ want to open her up and look her over?  Her parts have been installed          
+ just as you ordered.  She is..."                                               
+                                                                                
+      "Get in," Gordon repeated, as he opened the door and lowered              
+ himself into the driver's seat.  Jesus said nothing as he got into the         
+ car (pausing to admire the fiery sheen of the hood as it was                   
+ illuminated by the dying rays of the sun.) Gordon started the engine,          
+ and to Jesus, it purred beautifully, although with a dampened fury             
+ that he'd never heard in a car before.                                         
+                                                                                
+      "We're going for a test drive," Gordon said.  "Ever been to the           
+ Los Angeles Speedway?"                                                         
+                                                                                
+      "Sure, many times, Senor." Jesus was disgusted.  Cars were his            
+ life.  He lived, ate, and breathed paint primer, axle grease, and              
+ ether (respectively).  Ever since he had worked on his first                   
+ automobile at the age of thirteen, he had always served the steel,             
+ chrome, and glass god with a zeal that was atypical, even in his               
+ neighborhood.  This car, in which they were now passing under the              
+ amber streetlamps of Greater L.A., had become his idol.  It was                
+ mysterious and beautiful and it seemed to have a power that was not of         
+ this world.  It had taken every bit of knowledge and expertise that            
+ Jesus had acquired over the years to assemble this monster of                  
+ mechanical mastery.                                                            
+                                                                                
+      As they pulled into the unlit speedway, the security guard was            
+ conspicuously absent.  Gordon slowly pulled onto the track and put the         
+ transmission in park.  "Get out," he said.  Jesus got out of the car.          
+ "You're here in case anything goes wrong.  I'm going to make three             
+ laps around the track to pick up speed.  Stay out of the way.  I don't         
+ want your intertia to slow me down one bit.  If I haven't made the             
+ third lap in twenty seconds or less, I want you to wave this                   
+ flashlight at me," he said handing a flashlight to the mechanic.  "Got         
+ it?" Jesus nodded his head.  "Do you have a watch?" Gordon asked.              
+                                                                                
+      "Several," Jesus replied.                                                 
+                                                                                
+      "Good."                                                                   
+                                                                                
+      Jesus closed the passenger's door and stepped out of the way.             
+ Gordon revved the engine several times and threw the car into gear.            
+ The wheels squealed and the car was gone, already well into its first          
+ lap.  Jesus bit his lip.                                                       
+                                                                                
+      The small man looked at his watch.  The Volare did its first lap          
+ in sixty-one seconds.  The second in thirty.  Jesus swayed to the              
+ music of the high-pitched squeal of the engine.  As the car came               
+ around for its last lap, he studied it carefully.  It was going over           
+ three- hundred miles per hour, and yet it seemed to be handling as if          
+ it were only doing sixty.  Tears welled in his eyes as he saw his              
+ beautiful beast race by for what would be the last time.  Gordon was           
+ finishing his last lap.  Sixteen, seventeen, eighteen, he was almost           
+ around...  nineteen...  Jesus trembled with the beauty and excitement          
+ of the thing he had helped to bring to life.  Twenty!  Gordon was              
+ around!...but he wasn't stopping.  Faster and faster he went.  The car         
+ continued to race around the track, its tires beginning to glow redly.         
+ The high- pitched wine had become a wail.  The air crackled and                
+ smelled faintly of ozone.  The ground shuddered.  The sky opened up.           
+ Great hosts of angels came down and danced and flitted around Jesus'           
+ head.  Suddenly, a great wall of flame sprang up in front of the               
+ five-speed, automatic, family-sedan-shaped demon.                              
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      And in an instant, it was over.                                           
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      An explosion rocked the ground.  An enormous fireball shot from           
+ the place where the car had (apparently) collided with the barrier             
+ wall.  Flaming shards of metal and ash rained down upon Jesus' head as         
+ he watched the brilliant demise of his beloved.  All that remained was         
+ the chassis and tires (all blown).  The hydraulics had remained in             
+ tact.  The skeleton of the car sat in flames as it jerked up and down          
+ with the nervous twitch of a decapitated insect.  Other than that, all         
+ was still--except for the crackling of the embers which rained down            
+ upon Jesus' head.                                                              
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                 * * *                                          
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+        Jesus wept.                                                             
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                 * * *                                          
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      Gordon's eyes felt as though they were going to jump out of their         
+ sockets, turn a cartwheel in the air before him, salute, and whistle           
+ "Dixie" in the cloud of ammonia that had coalesced about his body.             
+ Upon his exit of the car (in 1972) the glass of the windshield had             
+ retorn his face on each side from the edges of his mouth to his ears.          
+ It had not taken much force to reopen the scar tissue along the sides          
+ of his face and the auto-glass had not yet melted from the heat of the         
+ explosion.  Gordon, of course, had had nothing to fear from the                
+ destruction wreaked by his slightly modified 1973 Volare.  He had left         
+ 1972 and was now hurtling backward through a glassy tunnel filled with         
+ the past events of his own life.  He struggled to raise his hand to            
+ his wound.  The viscous liquid that encircled him restricted his               
+ motion and, in the end, he gave up all attempts at wiping away the             
+ blood and simply rode the current.  The life of a time-traveller is            
+ never easy.  The horrors of life: college, boot camp, and the senior           
+ prom, hurtled past him with dizzying speed.  Occasionally, a figure in         
+ the menagerie would reach out and try to draw him into one of the              
+ blurry scenes.  Mary Jo Simpleton, summer camp, eleventh grade,                
+ necking in the woods.  Her tiny hand pressed through the walls of the          
+ multicolored tunnel, glowing redly for an instant before receding into         
+ the mists of time.  Attempting to reorient his hurtling body, Gordon           
+ managed to get his face up over the rest of his body, but his feet             
+ kept wanting to fly up behind him, forcing him into a double                   
+ somersault.  Finally, he managed to face forward (or backward,                 
+ temporally) in a more or less upright sitting position.                        
+                                                                                
+      Up ahead, at the end of the tunnel, was darkness.  He was now             
+ nearing the end of *his* portion of the journey.  Scenes of his early          
+ years were now flitting by with an ever-increasing speed so they               
+ appeared about as dim as did his memories of those same years.  From           
+ the end of the tunnel a great wailing noise resounded.  Someone was in         
+ great pain.  Suddenly, legs spread wide surrounding a large vagina             
+ loomed before him.  Would he be able to make it?  "I really shouldn't          
+ have eaten that cheeseburger in '73," Gordon thought to himself,               
+ remembering the size and weight restrictions imposed by time travel.           
+ He braced himself for impact.  The soft material, at this speed, had           
+ the force of hitting a brick wall at thirty miles per hour.  Just              
+ barely, he squeezed through the small opening.  An instant later,              
+ Gordon lost consciousness in the sweet taste of amniotic fluid.                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      The surgeon looked nervous behind his white mask.  This woman was         
+ far too old to be having a child.  The labor had already been hell             
+ (the last seventy-two hours of it.) However, it now looked as though           
+ she was going to make it.                                                      
+                                                                                
+      "That's it, Mrs.  Azul.  Easy.  Now B R E A T H !  That's good!"          
+ A nurse blotted the sweat-covered forehead of the middle-aged woman,           
+ whose screams and moans filled the delivery room.  "We're just about           
+ there, Mrs.  Azul.  Now one or two more good pushes, and we'll have            
+ him," said the Doctor.  He now took an instrument that vaguely                 
+ resembled ice-tongues and approached the birth canal.  "I'm going to           
+ have to pull him out by the head," the doctor warned.  "Now, when I            
+ give you the signal, push.  OK, now, PUSH!"                                    
+                                                                                
+      The doctor reached into the body cavity and now pulled at the             
+ tiny head that appeared at the opening with his metal instrument.              
+ "One more time." He almost had him, then, there was the sound of an            
+ explosion somewhere within the body of the middle-aged woman.  The             
+ doctor lost his grip upon the baby, badly scarring its tiny face on            
+ each side from its little blue mouth to its little blue ears.  This            
+ child would carry these scars for the rest of his life.  The doctor            
+ fell backward on the floor as the woman's body shuddered again.  There         
+ was another dampened explosion and a loud "Pop!" and suddenly the baby         
+ shot out of the opening, flew five feet across the room, and landed in         
+ a pile of linens that were being stored there.  A nurse rushed over to         
+ the place where the baby had landed.                                           
+                                                                                
+      The EKG responded with a steady "Beeeeeeeeeeeeee..." The woman            
+ was dead.  Suddenly, the scream of a newborn infant's first tears              
+ filled the room.  There was much applause.                                     
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+           Phillip  is a  senior,  majoring  in Philosophy  at                  
+           Mississippi  State  University.  His  philosophical                  
+           interests  center   around  epistemology,  literary                  
+           criticism,  and the  philosophy  of language.   His                  
+           current philosophical project has been to "whip the                  
+           dead  horse  of  Logical  Positivism  until  it  is                  
+           nothing  but a  bloody pulp."  Even so,  he remains                  
+           convinced that Rudolph Carnap is one of the premier                  
+           philosophers  of the  last two  centuries, next  to                  
+           C.S.   Peirce.   He  has also  been  influenced  by                  
+           contemporary literature,  especially Thomas Pynchon                  
+           and    Allain   Robbe-Grillet.     Phillip's   most                  
+           noteworthy accomplishment to date,  he says, is his                  
+           marriage  to the  "beautiful and  talented" Rebecca                  
+           Beattie McReynolds.                                                  
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ Master of Delusion                                                             
+ By Jason Snell                                                                 
+ pa1033%sdcc13@ucsd.edu                                                         
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      "Don't worry," I said to her in a calm voice as we sat in my room,        
+ which was darkened just enough to project the right mood for a first           
+ hypnosis session (well, that's what I've read).  "I can't make you do          
+ anything you don't want to do, and this first session will only get you        
+ prepared for later.  You won't forget anything, and it won't even seem         
+ like you're under hypnosis."                                                   
+                                                                                
+      She nodded and smiled.  "I'm not worried," she said, "I don't know        
+ if you know it or not, but everyone at school trusts you."                     
+                                                                                
+      I nodded, while laughing a little bit inside.  The small two-page         
+ hypnosis guide I got from the local computer hacker was the only thing         
+ separating me from all the other people at the high school, including          
+ Sandy.                                                                         
+                                                                                
+      "Now, I want you to sit back and relax." I took a candle out of my        
+ desk drawer.  Her eyes, which had begun to drift closed, popped open.          
+                                                                                
+      "What's the candle for?" she asked, not as suspiciously as                
+ curiously.                                                                     
+                                                                                
+      What was it that the "Guide to Hypnotism" had said?                       
+                                                                                
+      "The candle is to, uh, relax and calm you, so your mind is more           
+ susceptible to suggestion.  That way, I can begin to prepare you for           
+ the next session."                                                             
+                                                                                
+      "Oh, okay." She closed her eyes, and left it at that.  I honestly         
+ don't know why these people trust me.  I certainly wouldn't trust              
+ myself.                                                                        
+                                                                                
+      "Now, relax and concentrate on the candle flame.  Watch the flame         
+ slowly move back and forth.  As it moves back and forth, you can feel          
+ yourself becoming calmer.  All your stress leaves your body, and you           
+ are completely relaxed.  Your mind is floating free of all tensions,           
+ and your worries have left you." My relaxing talk went on for a few            
+ more minutes, but I was wondering if I really needed it.  After all,           
+ everybody always seemed to be completely relaxed in my presence.               
+                                                                                
+      "You are now experiencing hypnosis," I said in my soft tones, "and        
+ it does not feel in the least bit menacing.  This is but the first in a        
+ series of hypnosis sessions which will increase your self assurance and        
+ my Biology grade.  You can now open your eyes and the hypnosis session         
+ will be concluded."                                                            
+                                                                                
+      As she opened her eyes I blew out the candle and walked over to           
+ the window.  I pulled the shade down, and it rolled back up into place         
+ at the top of the window.  Light filled the room.                              
+                                                                                
+      "Well, that's all for today," I said to Sandy.  "We can do this           
+ again...  maybe next week?"                                                    
+                                                                                
+      "Sure, that'd be nice," she said in a relaxed tone.  My little            
+ suggestions seemed to work wonders.                                            
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      On Wednesday, I called Sandy and asked if she could come over on          
+ Friday.  She said she could stop by for a few minutes, but she was             
+ planning on doing things Friday night.  I didn't bother to ask what.           
+ Partying's not my kind of thing.  If I lost control of my faculties, I         
+ might let it slip that I'm not as competent as they all think I am.            
+ And I can't let that happen.                                                   
+                                                                                
+      Friday, after school, I met Sandy on the way to the school parking        
+ lot.  I don't have a car, and it's just as well because I'd probably           
+ wreck it in a split second.                                                    
+                                                                                
+      Now let me make this perfectly clear-- Sandy's a really nice girl,        
+ and she's actually quite pretty, but I was never interested in her.            
+ Really.  Now, I know that guys like me always seem to have a reputation        
+ for slobbering all over any girl who might give us the time of day, but        
+ that's just not true.  Besides, my friend Steve always had it bad for          
+ Sandy.  He wanted her.  Everywhere she went, he followed.  In fact, he         
+ was the one who suggested I get Sandy as my subject.                           
+                                                                                
+      Do you get the impression that my hypnosis experiment wasn't              
+ exactly based on scientific curiosity?  Very smart, my friend, very            
+ smart.  Indeed it wasn't.                                                      
+                                                                                
+      So, anyway, Sandy and I got into her car, a cute little '68               
+ Mustang, and we drove on over to my house.  She had her car radio              
+ blasting "Tequila Sunrise" and was wearing tight blue jeans and a denim        
+ jacket.  I must tell you, I felt like quite an important guy, riding           
+ out of the high school parking lot in a hot car, driven by a cute babe,        
+ blasting some tunes.  And we were going back to my house, no less.  Not        
+ bad.                                                                           
+                                                                                
+      Then again, everyone thought I was an expert before then.  No             
+ doubt I just hypnotized her into being this way.  Yeah, right.  I              
+ couldn't hypnotize a chicken into laying an egg.  Hell, I couldn't             
+ hypnotize it into clucking.                                                    
+                                                                                
+      When we got to my house and had gone inside, I pulled out my              
+ calendar and began planning when we'd hold the next four hypnosis              
+ sessions over the next week.  Then I'd have the entire week to write up        
+ my report and get an excellent grade in Biology.  The teacher loved me,        
+ and besides, he probably thought I was an expert too.  My Biology grade        
+ was most definitely cake.                                                      
+                                                                                
+      "Tommy," Sandy said to me in a deep, sexy voice, "I want you to           
+ read something of mine.  Would you?"                                           
+                                                                                
+      My voice went up two octaves, but I still managed to squeak out           
+ "Sure!" to her.  Sign me up for the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, and fast.         
+ Either that, or gag me and tie me to a tree.                                   
+                                                                                
+      Sandy took a piece of paper from her purse and handed it to me.  I        
+ unfolded it and found that it was a poem.  A love poem.  The first             
+ part, "My heart's passion is for you/My life breaks without you near"          
+ was really dumb.  But I liked the end bit: "Wherever you go, my Love,/I        
+ will follow in the skies above." I mean, she rhymed love and above.            
+ Now that's good poetry.                                                        
+                                                                                
+      "Now that's good poetry," I said to her.                                  
+                                                                                
+      "Really?  Oh, thanks, Tommy!  I'm so glad you like it!" She gave          
+ me a kiss on the cheek.  Sigh.                                                 
+                                                                                
+      After we completed our little planning session and poetry                 
+ workshop, we headed for the door.  As I opened my front door for her, I        
+ began to speak out words that I had been composing for all of-- well,          
+ all of two seconds.  They dropped right out of my mouth.                       
+                                                                                
+      "I really want to thank you, Sandy.  Without you, my Biology grade        
+ would be in serious trouble." Yeah, sure.  "And you know how hard it           
+ would have been for me to find anyone willing to volunteer to be               
+ hypnotized-- hypnotism scares people." Mister humble.                          
+                                                                                
+      She batted her eyelashes at me, in a way that made me wish Steve          
+ was here to see it.  "Oh, Tommy," she said, "every girl I know would           
+ have done this.  Anything to be able to experience you in action." I           
+ don't know whether there was an underlying meaning to that statement,          
+ but I was afraid to find out.                                                  
+                                                                                
+      "Oh.  Well, whatever," I said.                                            
+                                                                                
+      I guess I'm just the master of impromptu speaking.  Somebody              
+ please stop me, before I stick both of my feet in my mouth.                    
+                                                                                
+      She bid me farewell, muttering a typical high school "seeyalater",        
+ and was about to turn around when my good buddy Steve, wonderful master        
+ of timing Steve, walked up the driveway.  Sandy turned around, and,            
+ seeing him, smiled politely.  She then turned around, crossed her eyes         
+ at me, and got into her car.  I guess it was her sly way of telling me         
+ that she liked me better than him.                                             
+                                                                                
+      Sandy had started up the car and driven out when Steve's voice            
+ crept into my head.                                                            
+                                                                                
+      "Oh, man, she smiled at me," he was saying in his pathetic                
+ love-induced tone which I had heard far too much for comfort.  "This is        
+ great.  Now look, Tom.  I called her up, begged her to call you, and           
+ she's now your hypnosis subject.  She wouldn't have done it if it              
+ weren't for me."                                                               
+                                                                                
+      I didn't have the heart to mention about how well-loved I was,            
+ about how all of the girls wanted me to pick them for my Biology               
+ project.                                                                       
+                                                                                
+      "So you've got to do this for me, Tom." Then he started with his          
+ scheme.  "We agreed that if I got Sandy to be your guinea pig, you'd           
+ hypnotize her into loving me."                                                 
+                                                                                
+      "Oh, was that the plan, Steve?  I seem to recall something vaguely        
+ along those lines." I had agreed to Steve's plan, of course.  If you've        
+ been paying close attention, though, you'll realize that I had                 
+ absolutely nothing backing up that little promise of mine.  Relaxing           
+ her was going to be tough enough as it was.                                    
+                                                                                
+      "Good.  Thanks, Tom!" Steve was happy again.  "Can I watch Dave           
+ with you?"                                                                     
+                                                                                
+      Sure, I told him, I'djustloveit.  Watching Letterman with Steve           
+ was a seriously lame experience.  Not only were the subtleties of              
+ Stupid Pet Tricks beyond his grasp, but even the meaning of Paul               
+ Shaffer completely eluded him.  Simpleton.                                     
+                                                                                
+      He was probably my best friend, though, so I put up with it.              
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      Saturday was a pretty lousy day, in the grand scheme of things.  I        
+ was, of course, anxiously awaiting my second special session Sunday            
+ with Sandy.  You know that any event involving that much alliteration          
+ has gotta be good.  But that was still a day away, and so my Saturday          
+ was instead spent with Steve.  What a weenie.                                  
+                                                                                
+      I mean, first off, I had to listen to him moan and complain about         
+ Sandy, which was bad enough.  But then he conned me into going to the          
+ movies with him.                                                               
+                                                                                
+      Going to see the new Stallone movie might sound fun to you,               
+ especially if you've got the I.Q.  of wood pulp, but to me it sounded          
+ like no fun sent down to walk among us in human form.  Come to think           
+ of, that was Steve, too.  The personification of no fun.                       
+                                                                                
+      So, what did I do?  I went to the movies with him on Saturday             
+ night, to see Sly blow stuff up.                                               
+                                                                                
+      About twenty people were outside the theater, in line to see              
+ Stallone, I guess.  At the door, one of those typical employees at the         
+ Cinema 10 was selling tickets-- he had what I could only call big hair.        
+ Piles of it.  Poofing up all over the place.  There were ten screens in        
+ the place, all about the size of a shoebox (with mono sound, no less)          
+ and they probably had fifteen employees for those ten screens.  And            
+ they all had big hair.                                                         
+                                                                                
+      While Steve was rambling on about one thing or another, about how         
+ "cool" it was when Stallone shot at communists or homosexuals or               
+ whoever he shoots at, my eyes were scanning the line in front of us.  I        
+ was specifically looking at a girl, about seventeen, standing in the           
+ middle of the line.  She was about 5'6", with teased blonde hair.  Her         
+ lips were shiny with red lipstick, and her eyes were shaded with dark          
+ blue eyeshadow.  She looked great.                                             
+                                                                                
+      From the neck down, it was even better.  She was wearing a tight          
+ blouse, her fair-sized breasts straining against the buttons.  She wore        
+ a tight leather miniskirt, which drew my attention to her legs, made           
+ even more appealing by the black stockings she wore.  And, at the              
+ bottom, spiked heels.                                                          
+                                                                                
+      She looked at me, snapping her gum (they always snap their gum,           
+ girls like that), and I stopped slouching, pushed my hair back from my         
+ forehead a little, just to be subtle, and smiled at her.  She smiled           
+ back, and then licked her lips.  Soft pink tongue over bright, shiny           
+ red lipstick.  I wanted her.                                                   
+                                                                                
+      And Steve was with me, damn him.                                          
+                                                                                
+      I listened carefully when she and the two girls she was with              
+ reached the ticket window, and discovered that they were going to see a        
+ comedy.  Thank God-- I wouldn't be able to accept a girl who actually          
+ wanted to see Sly in action.  So what if she popped her gum?                   
+                                                                                
+      Anyway, Steve and I bought our tickets and went into the fifth            
+ theater.  In there we found a huge collection of mental misfits, many          
+ more than I'd ever seen before.  They wore Rambo T-Shirts.  One couple         
+ sang the Over the Top theme while they arm-wrestled.                           
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      All of this time, of course, I was planning my escape from Steve.         
+ I figured that if I excused myself to go to the bathroom, he'd probably        
+ go with me.  Steve was like that.  If I went to get refreshments,              
+ though, I might be able to go alone and offer to bring some back for           
+ him.  Then I was home free.                                                    
+                                                                                
+      Steve had me get him a small Coke and a medium popcorn-- he gave          
+ me $20 to cover the Coke-and-corn.  My plan worked like a charm.  Of           
+ course.  It was my plan, after all.                                            
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      The comedy that my girl had gone to see with her two friends              
+ started five minutes after ours.  In other words, while Steve sat              
+ through the trailers-- which were no doubt advertising another movie           
+ featuring an adult and child switching bodies, or maybe a second-rate          
+ comedian teamed with a dog, or, better yet, a second-rate comedian             
+ switching bodies with a puppy-- I could set about wooing my desire.            
+                                                                                
+      Wooing my desire-- that's right, isn't it?  That's how the Romeos,        
+ the Don Juans of history put it, isn't it?  I doubt they talked about          
+ trying to get into a girl's pants.  I really do.  Talk like that was           
+ for, uh, uncouth cretins.  So I walked into the still filling theater          
+ (it wasn't Bargain Night-- all seats $3, so it wasn't that full) and           
+ looked for my woman and her two friends.                                       
+                                                                                
+      They were six rows back, and three seats in.  My love was on the          
+ aisle side, and there were three empty seats next to her.  I set a             
+ course for the middle of the three empties, warp factor one Mister             
+ Sulu, damn the (photon) torpedoes.                                             
+                                                                                
+      I sat down in the chair.  Lock phasers on charm.  Then I turned           
+ and looked at her, feigning surprise.  She smiled.                             
+                                                                                
+      "Hi!" she said in a high voice.  Well, I didn't expect poetry.            
+                                                                                
+      "Hi there," I said, shrewdly, and wiggled my fingers in a sort of         
+ low-profile, cutesy wave.                                                      
+                                                                                
+      "Aren't you Tommy Baker?" she asked me, saying my name in the way         
+ you might say the name of a movie star.                                        
+                                                                                
+      "How do you know that?" I asked in a semblance of modesty.  How           
+ did she know it?                                                               
+                                                                                
+      "Oh, you're kinda famous around school." She cracked her gum.             
+ "You're hypnotizing Sandy Chambers, right?"                                    
+                                                                                
+      "Yeah, that's me." I smiled.  "What's your name?" Oh, I must be           
+ the king of originality.                                                       
+                                                                                
+      "Trish.  Trish Brooks." She paused for a second, but I was                
+ enthralled, watching her lips, her eyes, (her breasts), and said               
+ nothing.  Fortunately, she continued.  "You know, Sandy's pretty lucky.        
+ I would have been glad to let you hypnotize me-- just for a chance to          
+ see you in action."                                                            
+                                                                                
+      Hadn't I heard this somewhere before?                                     
+                                                                                
+      "Wow.  Thanks." Me, the master of dialogue.                               
+                                                                                
+      Then a thought came to mind.  I don't know why I did it, but I            
+ did.  It just slipped out of my mouth, probably because of some                
+ chemical reactions a bit lower down in my body.                                
+                                                                                
+      "Say," I said slyly, "I don't know about how I'm progressing with         
+ Sandy.  I might need some more data from someone else."                        
+                                                                                
+      She gave sort of a questioning half-smile.  "Really?"                     
+                                                                                
+      "Sure!  If you're interested, and you have some spare time during         
+ a few evenings over the next week or so..."                                    
+                                                                                
+      "Great!" she said, and smiled again.  Those lips.  Wow.  We               
+ watched the movie together, just us and her two friends.                       
+                                                                                
+      I've never been so glad that Stallone movies tend to run longer           
+ than comedies.  I managed to bring Steve his Coke and popcorn toward           
+ the end of the climax.                                                         
+                                                                                
+      "Where have you been?" he asked faintly as he kept his eyes fixed         
+ on the screen.                                                                 
+                                                                                
+      "Long line," I murmured, and handed him his nourishment.  He gave         
+ an understanding grunt and left it at that.  What a guy.  What a moron.        
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      Sandy was out like a light.  I had really done it-- but, then, one        
+ episode of Cosby would have probably done the same thing.  It was a            
+ good idea not to get cocky.                                                    
+                                                                                
+      "Imagine yourself on a cloud," I said.  "You are resting                  
+ peacefully, with a slight breeze caressing your gorgeous body." I guess        
+ positive reinforcement during hypnosis is always a good idea.                  
+                                                                                
+      "A tingling sensation begins to work its way through your toes,           
+ moving slowly up through your feet, making them warm, heavy, and               
+ relaxed."                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      It was working.  I could see her toes wriggling in her shoes.  I          
+ was actually hypnotizing her-- of course, all I had done was put her           
+ feet to sleep, which wouldn't exactly get Steve a date.  Unless he had         
+ a foot fetish.                                                                 
+                                                                                
+      "The cloud is soft," I continued in my New And Improved Hypnosis          
+ Monotone, "and your body is supported by that softness." The cloud she         
+ was lying on was actually my bed.  And no, I didn't buy the Garfield           
+ sheets-- my mother did.  Besides, Sandy said that they were cute.              
+                                                                                
+      "The tingling gently and slowly moves up your sexy legs, relaxing         
+ them.  Making them warm and heavy." I theorized that I could probably          
+ have had my way with Sandy's kneecaps if I wanted to, but I was much           
+ too big a man to do such a thing.                                              
+                                                                                
+      "That feeling moves slowly into your, uh, chest, making your              
+ breathing relaxed as well." With that, she let out a deep sigh, her            
+ breasts straining against her shirt as she made her final deep                 
+ inhalation.  I knew then that I should have set up the video camera.           
+                                                                                
+      "And now it reaches your head.  You drift away into the blue sky          
+ as you rest blissfully in the cloud." That cloud was exactly where I           
+ wanted her.  I figured that it was about time to start the suggestions.        
+ Sure it was.                                                                   
+                                                                                
+      "On a nearby cloud," I began, "you see someone drifting toward            
+ you.  As he gets closer and closer, you see that he's unbelievably             
+ attractive.  You seem to recognize him from somewhere..."                      
+                                                                                
+      Sandy was breathing harder and harder.  I wasn't sure if this was         
+ the right thing to do-- besides, hypnotism wasn't meant to work so             
+ well.  I was afraid that if I suggested that the man on the cloud was          
+ Abe Vigoda, Sandy would fall in love with him.                                 
+                                                                                
+      Nobody should have that kind of power.                                    
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      "You told her it was who?"                                                
+                                                                                
+      Steve needed a little calming.  I theorized that a blow to the            
+ head with a frozen TV dinner might do the trick, but I decided to try          
+ talking him down.                                                              
+                                                                                
+      "Tom Cruise.  Don't worry about it.  I decided that it was far too        
+ soon to have her fall in love with you." I mean, I wasn't sure if I            
+ could hypnotize anyone before, but now I was afraid that I might be too        
+ good.                                                                          
+                                                                                
+      "But why Tom Cruise?" he whined.  I suppose I could have picked           
+ some other media stud, like Val Kilmer, Kirk Cameron, William Shatner,         
+ or Don Knotts, but I decided that Cruise would be safe.                        
+                                                                                
+      "I wanted to see how powerful the suggestion would be, stupid!"           
+ Oh, yeah, big shot-- make Steve feel dumb.  Choose the hard jobs.              
+                                                                                
+      "So now she thinks that Tom Cruise wants her to be relaxed?  Why          
+ not have her think that he wants her to love me?"                              
+                                                                                
+      "You don't get it, do you, Steve?  Look." I sat down next to him,         
+ placed my hand on his shoulder, and hoped that I could keep physical           
+ contact at a minimum.  "My Biology project is supposed to be about             
+ hypnosis relieving stress in individuals.  I have to make an effort.           
+ Besides, she's got two more sessions, on Wednesday and Friday.  I've           
+ got plenty of time to make her love you.  Or want you.  Or whatever you        
+ like."                                                                         
+                                                                                
+      Then Steve did something quite amazing.  He smiled, let out a big         
+ laugh, and patted me on the back.  "Thanks, pal!" he said.                     
+                                                                                
+      It was at this point that I wondered if a nice, smart girl like           
+ Sandy deserved a gullible dweeb like Steve, especially considering his         
+ horrible hypnosis plot.  I mean, Sandy was one of the most caring and          
+ feeling people I had ever met.  She wrote love poems.  She told me that        
+ she cries whenever she sees a movie any more dramatic than the Three           
+ Stooges.  And sometimes she cries at the Stooges, too.                         
+                                                                                
+      She was a beautiful person.  Did I really have the right to force         
+ her to love a guy like Steve?                                                  
+                                                                                
+      Fortunately, it was a philosophical argument that I wouldn't have         
+ to worry too much about.  I had to get ready-- in a few minutes, I             
+ would be having a session with a girl who had teased blonde hair, wore         
+ leather minis, and cracked her gum.                                            
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      They were pink this time-- her lips, I mean.  And she wore tight          
+ jeans and a short top that exposed her waist.  But she was still               
+ gorgeous, and I still wanted her.                                              
+                                                                                
+      Now, I know that I said I couldn't make someone do anything they          
+ didn't want to.  But you've got to remember, Trish told me that she'd          
+ do anything to see me in action.  So I figured that she probably liked         
+ me already.  I just had to bring it out.                                       
+                                                                                
+      And I know what I said about easing into hypnosis gradually, over         
+ several sessions.  But things had gone so well before, with Sandy's            
+ relaxation and Tom Cruise on the cloud, that I figured I must have this        
+ hypnosis thing down by now.  So I didn't wait-- the first time Trish           
+ Brooks came over for a session, we worked our way around to the cloud          
+ pretty quick.                                                                  
+                                                                                
+      The guy on the cloud, the one she was amazingly attracted to, was         
+ none other that yours truly.  Who did you think I'd put on Trish               
+ Brooks' cloud-- Don Rickles?                                                   
+                                                                                
+      After I had finished the session, counting from ten back to one,          
+ and filling in all of my typical suggestions of rest and relaxation,           
+ Trish didn't seem much different.  I guess that she was already                
+ interested in me, and so it didn't make much difference.                       
+                                                                                
+      Standing by the front door, I decided to make my move.  "Trish," I        
+ began, "I was wondering if you'd like to do something Friday night." I         
+ was getting pretty good at this.                                               
+                                                                                
+      "Oh--" she smiled for a second, and then frowned.  "I have                
+ something to do with my family on Friday night.  It's my sister's              
+ birthday."                                                                     
+                                                                                
+      "Oh..." For a second, I thought that my hypnosis scheme was               
+ nothing but a sham, that I was nothing but a phony, a fake, a                  
+ charlatan...                                                                   
+                                                                                
+      "I'm free Saturday night.  How about then?"                               
+                                                                                
+      ...but just for a second.                                                 
+                                                                                
+      "Saturday night would be great.  How about dinner and a movie?"           
+                                                                                
+      "Sounds great," she said, and licked her lips.                            
+                                                                                
+      I had the power.  I really, really did.                                   
+                                                                                
+      Of course, I had known it all along.                                      
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      It was Thursday when Steve got his list of demands to me.  I had          
+ already completed my Wednesday session with Sandy, which had went well,        
+ even if it wasn't very exciting.  I wasn't getting much data for my            
+ Biology project, but I figured that I'd wait for the final session on          
+ Sunday night before interviewing Sandy and assembling the report.              
+                                                                                
+      Steve's demands were scrawled in blunt pencil on a torn sheet of          
+ binder paper-- it wasn't exactly neat.  It looked more like a list of          
+ demands that a terrorist might have.  Except, of course, that it said          
+ things like "Undying Affection" and "Everlasting Love", not to mention         
+ "Faithful Devotion".  It was as if the terrorists had kidnapped the            
+ president of Hallmark Cards.                                                   
+                                                                                
+      On top of all of those demands (which he made as if he was                
+ ordering a pizza or something), Steve required that I force Sandy to           
+ ask him out on a date.  Steve was so gutless that he couldn't even             
+ stand asking out someone who had been bent to his will by my expertise         
+ in hypnosis.  What a weenie.                                                   
+                                                                                
+      So my Friday session with Sandy started to bother me.  When we            
+ were in her car, driving to my house, I began asking myself if I really        
+ wanted to do this to her.  Steve was just a geek, but Sandy was a              
+ beautiful person.  She didn't deserve him.                                     
+                                                                                
+      As we walked into my house and Sandy sat down on the bed, I tried         
+ to think of ways to explain the reasons for my not hypnotizing Sandy.          
+ He was such an idiot that I could probably work something up by Sunday,        
+ when the experiment ended.  And he'd buy it, as usual.                         
+                                                                                
+      I mean, really-- who would doubt my word?                                 
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      Sandy shifted on my bed as I began to finish my suggestions for           
+ the day and bring her out of hypnosis.  The suggestions had been               
+ working great, too.  She said that she hadn't gotten into any fights           
+ with her parents in the past week, and that she knew that my hypnosis          
+ was responsible.  I had no way of knowing if my suggestion that she            
+ cluck like a boneless chicken while she was in bed had worked.                 
+                                                                                
+      "As you awaken," I said, "You'll feel relaxed and invigorated.            
+ You will have the confidence to do well in life and in school, the             
+ energy to put your best effort into all that you do, and a relaxed             
+ attitude which will keep your mind free from stress."                          
+                                                                                
+      I counted from 20 back to one, and then she slowly opened her             
+ eyes.  Her legs trembled a little as she threw her arms above her head         
+ and stretched.                                                                 
+                                                                                
+      "Oh, Tommy," she said, "I feel so great!" She sat up, lifting her         
+ head from my pillow, and dangled her feet over the edge of my bed.             
+ "You've done so much for me, Tommy," she said.  "I really owe you a            
+ lot."                                                                          
+                                                                                
+      I smiled, deciding that it would be best to be the King o'                
+ Humility in this circumstance.                                                 
+                                                                                
+      "It's no problem, really," I said.  "Besides, you're helping my           
+ Biology project along, remember?  Without you, there'd be no Biology           
+ project.  You're my subject!  You're the key!"                                 
+                                                                                
+      Hey-- I had managed to be humble and throw out a big compliment at        
+ the same time.  Sometimes I impress even myself.                               
+                                                                                
+      "How would you like to come with me to Brad Johnson's party               
+ tonight?"                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      Brad Johnson?  The most popular guy at school?                            
+                                                                                
+      Party?  Me, invited to a party?                                           
+                                                                                
+      With Sandy?  Me, going to a party with a babe like Sandy?                 
+                                                                                
+      "Sure!" I said, trying not to sound too excited, but failing.             
+ "When would be a good time?"                                                   
+                                                                                
+      "I'll pick you up at ten," she said.                                      
+                                                                                
+      "No problem!" I smiled again.  It seemed to work well.                    
+                                                                                
+      Sandy walked out the door, into the driveway, got in her Mustang,         
+ and drove away.                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      I had just fast forwarded past the end of my pirated copy of              
+                                                                                
+      "The Full Figured Woman's Workout" that I watched every once in a         
+ while and was preparing to watch last night's Letterman when the phone         
+ rang.  It was Steve again, and this time he seemed more anxious than           
+ ever.                                                                          
+                                                                                
+      "I just talked to Sandy," he said.                                        
+                                                                                
+      Uh-Oh.                                                                    
+                                                                                
+      "We only talked for about a minute.  She said she had to do a lot         
+ of things before she goes out tonight."                                        
+                                                                                
+      "Uh-huh..." I said, trying not to give anything away.                     
+                                                                                
+      "She didn't ask me out, Tom!  Did you give her the suggestion             
+ yet?"                                                                          
+                                                                                
+      "No, not yet," I said, trying to get him back on the defensive.           
+ "I'm still setting it up.  You don't want me to blow this whole thing,         
+ do you?"                                                                       
+                                                                                
+      "You've had three sessions with her, for God's sake!" he cried.           
+ "You should have been able to do something by now!  She didn't even            
+ want to talk with me!"                                                         
+                                                                                
+      "Everything will be fine," I lied.  "You'll get your woman, Steve.        
+ Don't worry."                                                                  
+                                                                                
+      "I'd better," he said.  Steve didn't seem to be buying my                 
+ explanation.  "So, I'll be over at 7:30, right?"                               
+                                                                                
+      Huh?                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      "7:30, Steve?  What's at 7:30?"                                           
+                                                                                
+      "What do you mean, what's at 7:30?  I'm coming over, and we're            
+ going to watch Rambo III!"                                                     
+                                                                                
+      "Oh...  right.  See you then."                                            
+                                                                                
+      Those Rambo movies only lasted two hours.  Steve would be gone by         
+ 9:30.  Plenty of time to get ready for the party.                              
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      Yeah, well, Steve got there late, and the movie was over two hours        
+ long, so it finished at 9:50.  At least I had enough foresight to              
+ change into my party outfit before Steve came over.  He didn't even            
+ notice that I was wearing nice clothes.                                        
+                                                                                
+      As soon as the movie ended, I jumped up and hit the rewind button         
+ on my VCR.  I was hoping to get him out of the house as quickly as             
+ possible.                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      There was a knock on the front door.                                      
+                                                                                
+      Now, any normal person would probably be panicked at such a turn          
+ of events.  I mean, I was going to a party with the girl that my friend        
+ was in love with, and he was still a little mad about the fact that I          
+ hadn't hypnotized her into loving him.  You can see where Steve's              
+ misconceptions might lead.  He might come to the conclusion that I had         
+ hypnotized her into liking me.                                                 
+                                                                                
+      I didn't panic, though.  Of course not.  I would find some way            
+ out.  I could explain my way out of anything.                                  
+                                                                                
+      "Wait here, and I'll get the door," I said.  Steve always did as          
+ he was told-- he was like a faithful dog in that respect.  Actually, he        
+ was like a dog in a lot of respects, one of which was his intelligence.        
+                                                                                
+      He stayed in the room, just as I thought.                                 
+                                                                                
+      I went to the door and opened it.  It was Sandy, of course, and           
+ she looked better than ever.  She was made up a little more, because           
+ she was going to a big party.  And I was going, too.                           
+                                                                                
+      It was then that I figured out my grand scheme: I'd just yell to          
+ Steve that I had to go with my mother somewhere, like to the store, and        
+ ask him to close the door behind him when he left.  A perfect plan.            
+                                                                                
+      That was, of course, when Steve walked out from my room, holding          
+ his well-worn Rambo III tape, and looked at Sandy and I with bug-eyes.         
+                                                                                
+      "Sandy!" he said, shocked.  "What are you doing here?"                    
+                                                                                
+      I was about to wince.  But I didn't have enough time.                     
+                                                                                
+      "Tommy and I are going to a party tonight.  Didn't he tell you?"          
+                                                                                
+      Ouch.                                                                     
+                                                                                
+      "You're what?" Steve cried.                                               
+                                                                                
+      Like I said, you can guess the inferences he made.  I had, in his         
+ mind, used my hypnotism for evil instead of good.  The ultimate comic          
+ book sin.  (I always had a hunch that comic books comprised Steve's            
+ entire reading list.)                                                          
+                                                                                
+      After he was through yelling at me, he ran out the door, screaming        
+ something like "Friends don't betray friends!  I'll never be your              
+ friend again, you jerk!"                                                       
+                                                                                
+      I don't remember his exact words.  But you get the idea.                  
+                                                                                
+      Sandy actually looked a little worried, though.  I tried to               
+ reassure her.                                                                  
+                                                                                
+      "Don't worry," I said.  "He's a real geek-- I should have ditched         
+ him years ago.  You know what he did tonight?  He wanted me to watch           
+ Rambo III with him." I laughed.                                                
+                                                                                
+      Sandy laughed a little, too.  "Come on," she said.  We started out        
+ to the car.                                                                    
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+      Brad Johnson's house was filled with all sorts of popular people,         
+ most of whom I did not know.  Most of them knew me, though.  I guess I         
+ was more famous than popular.                                                  
+                                                                                
+      "Tommy Baker," one tall, well-muscled guy said, "you're the guy           
+ who's hypnotizing Sandy!" He reached out his hand, and shook mine.             
+ "Glad to meet you, buddy!" he said, laughed, and drank some more beer.         
+                                                                                
+      "To tell you the truth," he said, "if I could hypnotize Sandy, the        
+ first thing I'd do would be to make her take off her clothes!" He              
+ laughed again, and slapped me on the back.                                     
+                                                                                
+      I wanted to tell him that I wanted to use my power for good, and          
+ not evil, but that smelled like something Steve would say.                     
+                                                                                
+      Sandy came walking over, then, and the guy turned to walk away.           
+ As he passed her, he put his fist out in a thumbs-up sign, as if he            
+ were a slimmed down, pumped up Roger Ebert (sort of an Ebert without           
+ the daily supply of rasinets and goobers), giving me approval.                 
+                                                                                
+      "Are you having a good time, Tommy?" she asked.                           
+                                                                                
+      "Sure," I said.  And I was.                                               
+                                                                                
+      "Great!" she said, "I'm going to go get something to drink.  Would        
+ you like me to get you something?" She was being quite hospitable              
+ toward me.  I felt more and more relieved that I hadn't made her fall          
+ in love with Steve-- especially now that Steve had shown how much of a         
+ friend he really was.                                                          
+                                                                                
+      "Um, I'd like a Coke." I smiled.                                          
+                                                                                
+      "Just a Coke?"                                                            
+                                                                                
+      "Yeah, just a Coke."                                                      
+                                                                                
+      She nodded, turned, and walked across the room.  I kept her in my         
+ field of vision as she walked through different groups of people.  Over        
+ at the other end of the room, she picked up a can of Coke and a bottle         
+ of beer.  Just as she was opening the beer, a girl walked up to her.           
+ They began talking.                                                            
+                                                                                
+      Of course, I have no idea what they actually said.  But I've              
+ reconstructed the conversation by considering what happened after it           
+ ended.  So pretend that this is like In Search Of..., and I'm Leonard          
+ Nimoy (just imagine I've got the pointed ears), and you'll be fine.            
+                                                                                
+ GIRL:    It was nice of you to bring Tommy to the party.                       
+                                                                                
+ SANDY:   Well, he's been really nice, and those sessions of ours               
+          have helped me a lot. He's done a great job.                          
+                                                                                
+ GIRL:    Sessions? I thought that you didn't work out and that he              
+          had to find a new subject.                                            
+                                                                                
+ SANDY:   What? Where'd you hear that?                                          
+                                                                                
+ GIRL:    From Trish Brooks. She says that she's his new subject.               
+                                                                                
+      (At this point, Sandy set down her beer, an act that I am now             
+ very grateful for.  She still held my can of Coke in her hand,                 
+ however.  At the same time, another girl joined in the conversation.)          
+                                                                                
+ GIRL 2:  Consider yourself lucky that Tommy couldn't use you. I                
+          heard that his geeky friend Steve was going to have Tommy             
+          hypnotize his subject into falling in love with him.                  
+                                                                                
+ GIRL 1:  Gross!  (This is an assessment that I agree with.)                    
+                                                                                
+      Then Sandy turned and started walking very quickly toward me,             
+ plowing through the groups of people that she had properly skirted             
+ around before.                                                                 
+                                                                                
+      "Tommy, do you have another subject?  And were you going to               
+ hypnotize me into falling in love with Steve?" She yelled this to me           
+ from halfway across the room.                                                  
+                                                                                
+      It was at this point that I realized that I might be in the               
+ middle of a little confrontation.                                              
+                                                                                
+      By the time Sandy reached me, she had about six people behind             
+ her, three of whom were tall, strong guys.  One of them was that guy           
+ who I had talked to earlier-- the "hypnotize her naked" guy.  You              
+ remember.                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      "Um-- well," I stammered, "I'm also having sessions with Trish            
+ Brooks."                                                                       
+                                                                                
+      "That slut!" one of the girls behind her muttered.                        
+                                                                                
+      "And Steve did want me to hypnotize you into loving him..."               
+                                                                                
+      I was going to use my diplomatic skills to explain how I had              
+ evaluated the situation and decided to use my abilities for good, and          
+ not evil, but I didn't have the time.                                          
+                                                                                
+      That was when Sandy threw that can of Coke at me.  So now you see         
+ why I'm glad she set down the beer.  Aluminum is lighter than glass.           
+                                                                                
+      Then those big guys started advancing on me, as if I had insulted         
+ Sandy by even considering to hypnotize her into loving Steve.  As if I         
+ had hurt her by adding Trish as a second subject.                              
+                                                                                
+      I mean, Mister "hypnotize her naked" was even coming to get me.           
+ As if he was any better than me.  What a hypocrite.                            
+                                                                                
+      Nevertheless, he was a big hypocrite, and I've been 5'8" for              
+ quite a while now.  So I did the intelligent thing, and ran for my             
+ life.                                                                          
+                                                                                
+      I got home at about 12:30.  The moment I walked in the room, the          
+ VCR began taping David Letterman.                                              
+                                                                                
+      As I slid into bed, I considered the day's events.                        
+                                                                                
+      It wasn't so bad a day.                                                   
+                                                                                
+      I had ridden myself of that geek, Steve.  He would no longer              
+ plague me with Sylvester Stallone.  The can of Coke only hit me in the         
+ shoulder, so I wasn't visibly scarred.  Sandy had found out about the          
+ true plan behind my hypnosis project, which meant that it would get            
+ back to my Biology teacher.  I suppose it might hurt my Biology grade,         
+ especially if I had no project to turn in at all.                              
+                                                                                
+      But what do I care?  I mean, really.  I'm still me, the same guy          
+ I've always been.  I'm still well known around the school, and I was           
+ able to control a girl's desires through hypnosis.                             
+                                                                                
+      And better yet, I had a date the next night.                              
+                                                                                
+      So what if she cracks her gum?                                            
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+           Jason  Snell  is  a  sophomore  at  UC  San  Diego,                  
+           majoring  in Communication  with a  possible double                  
+           major in  either Media or Writing.   He claims that                  
+           he  doesn't resemble  the character  in "Master  of                  
+           Delusion" one  bit.  His story "Into  Gray" won him                  
+           $100  in high  school,  has been  shot  (in a  much                  
+           altered form)  as a  student film, and  appeared in                  
+           the first issue of  Quanta.  He is currently trying                  
+           to write something which  "looks like cyberpunk and                  
+           feels  like meaningful  literature."  He says  he's                  
+           afraid that  it will come  out looking more  like a                  
+           long haiku.                                                          
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+ A Night on the Net                                                             
+ By Jeff Okamoto                                                                
+ okamoto@hpccc.hp.com                                                           
+ Copyright 1989 Jeff Okamoto                                                    
+ ======================================================================         
+                                                                                
+      Thank God it's Wednesday, Johnny thought to himself as he walked          
+ home.  It was the only thing that let him let off steam from work.             
+ Ever since taking that promotion to first-level manager, things had            
+ only gotten worse.  When he was just a programmer, all he had to do            
+ was get the job done.  As a manager, he had to meet unreasonable               
+ deadlines, deal with the financial analysts, make sure the legal               
+ department had okayed everything, listen to his employee's complaints,         
+ excuses, and demands and still meet his personal goals.  No wonder             
+ some of them took the Concrete Swan Dive.                                      
+                                                                                
+      He checked his posture.  Gotta be careful, he thought.  If you            
+ looked nervous, you were a prime target and the gangs would rip you.           
+ If you looked tough, the gangs would still rip you, to see if you              
+ really were tough.  Unless you could fight them off or run faster than         
+ they could, you'd end up the same way.  Red Stain Street.                      
+                                                                                
+      The streets hadn't been cleaned in years.  They held the stench           
+ of millions of bodily excretions, intentional and otherwise.  The              
+ concrete absorbed it all, mixed them into an exquisite odor, and               
+ infused the air with it.  Johnny didn't know how the beggars could             
+ take it.  Every so often, some new wretches would try to make it on            
+ the streets.  Many of them ended up dead, or worse.  Food was                  
+ sometimes hard to find.                                                        
+                                                                                
+      He punched his codeword into the door lock and slid it open.              
+ Home, sweet home, Johnny snorted.  The apartment, more like a rabbit           
+ hutch he thought, was just large enough for a person to stay sane.  It         
+ consisted of a small main room, a tiny bathroom and small kitchenette.         
+ A thin mattress occupied one corner, nearly buried beneath a pile of           
+ dirty clothes.  A plastic desk, almost too large to fit separated the          
+ bed from the rest of the room.  With it went a stained and old chair.          
+ The only item of obvious value sat upon the desk -- his deck.                  
+                                                                                
+      Stepping over piles of dishes, making sure not to spill their             
+ contents onto the floor, Johnny threw his backpack on the bed.  Last           
+ time, the spoiled food damned near burned through the plastic.                 
+ Fortunately, it had only left a dark brown spot on the floor.                  
+ Selecting a not too dirty shirt and shorts, he put them on and sat in          
+ the chair.                                                                     
+                                                                                
+      He ran his hands along the deck's smooth worn sides.  It wasn't a         
+ top of the line model, but it was good enough, he thought.  Ripping            
+ out a new set of diamond fiber patchcords, he plugged one end into the         
+ deck, the other into the sockets on the backs of his hands.  The               
+ sockets were unnecessary and were expensive as hell, but Johnny had            
+ had them since his college days.  It was a mark of pride to him.               
+                                                                                
+      He felt them seat firmly.  He powered on the deck and adjusted            
+ himself in his chair, making sure that his head wouldn't fall and his          
+ neck get stiff.                                                                
+                                                                                
+      The Blind Spot slowly grew and surrounded him.  After a few more          
+ seconds, he was in.                                                            
+                                                                                
+      Information technology had come a long way since Gutenburg first          
+ perfected the printing press.  Information, originally kept in the             
+ minds of people, could now be stored on paper.  As science and                 
+ technology improved, information was stored magnetically, then                 
+ optically, finally holographically, although biologically stored               
+ information was "coming soon." In this day and age, print truly was            
+ dead.                                                                          
+                                                                                
+      So too had the way people accessed information.  With                     
+ bio-technology, direct links to the brain were possible.  Electrical           
+ stimulus to the optic nerve made words and pictures appear before              
+ one's eyes.  Similar stimuli to the other major nerves created                 
+ illusions of sounds, smells, tastes, and touches.                              
+                                                                                
+      What shall I be tonight, he asked himself.  While out in the Net,         
+ he could, through the correct programming, make himself look to others         
+ like anyone he could imagine.  He settled on his usual persona,                
+ himself with some cosmetic defects erased.  He was comfortable in it,          
+ like a favorite pair of pants.  It also meant he didn't have to                
+ role-play or over-play any specific caricature.                                
+                                                                                
+      He'd been out countless numbers of times, yet it was always a             
+ thrill.  Leaving his home node, he entered the Net.                            
+                                                                                
+      A comfortable darkness surrounded him; then suddenly a thousand           
+ and more brightly lit points, other data on the Net, appeared before           
+ him; like fireflies, they were constantly in motion.  There were so            
+ many of them, you couldn't discern a pattern.  It looked like chaos            
+ itself.                                                                        
+                                                                                
+      Though potentially as infinite as space itself, the Net reflected         
+ the thoughts of those who'd given birth to it.  He was almost                  
+ completely surrounded by the many structures that seemed to form a             
+ tunnel surrounding the main routes, partially protecting newcomers             
+ from acrophobia, though it was not the sky that caused the fear, but           
+ rather the Net itself.                                                         
+                                                                                
+      Pundits called the Net an electronic counterpart to the human             
+ circulatory system.  Data packets were the red blood cells, holding            
+ the vital information, transferring it from one "cell" to another, in          
+ much the same way as the real one transferred oxygen.  The analogy             
+ broke down in two places.  The Net's pathways were bidirectional, and          
+ users were considerable more than mere red-blood cells.                        
+                                                                                
+      As Johnny traversed the Net's routes, he could see the myriad             
+ institutions that lined this portion of the Net.  The highly                   
+ symmetrical and sterile multinational subnetworks, the more loosely            
+ arranged but just as large universities and research centers, and the          
+ small fry, the haphazard public networks.                                      
+                                                                                
+      He went at his usual pace, checking if anything new had been              
+ added, something worth checking out.  There was nothing new this time,         
+ which surprised him.  Normally the turnover rate was pretty high.              
+                                                                                
+      He stayed on the normal routes.  Stray too far and you might get          
+ lost permanently, as though the red blood cell decided to take a tour          
+ of the rest of the human body.  A very few had gotten lost and made            
+ their way back, telling stories of demons, which were definitely not           
+ believed.                                                                      
+                                                                                
+      He was also very careful not to approach certain nodes too                
+ closely.  Though quiescent enough now, if approached the wrong way,            
+ especially the multinationals, their defensive sub-systems would               
+ activate.  Johnny had heard that some of the ultra-secure networks             
+ used defense systems that erased yet another line between biology and          
+ technology.  Their security resembled the immune system.  Special              
+ drones would check how you were organized.  If you didn't have the             
+ right antigens, then antibodies would be produced to neutralize you.           
+ Flatline EKG.                                                                  
+                                                                                
+      Johnny arrived in what was the electronic equivalent of Downtown.         
+ Huge glowing signs beckoned to the Net travelers.  Their barker                
+ programs endlessly repeated the same spiel: "You won't find a better           
+ sensory stimulus simulation anywhere else!  Anything you want to do,           
+ anyone you want to be!  For only a minor charge, you too...."                  
+                                                                                
+      He passed them by, like he always did.  They were traps, he'd             
+ decided long ago.  They'd suck you in and fleece you for all your              
+ credit before you could blink.  He switched at the next nexus and              
+ arrived at his destination: Chuqui's.                                          
+                                                                                
+      Nobody seemed to know if Chuqui was real or an AI.  He was always         
+ there, 24 hours a day, but no AI had yet passed the Petersen test.             
+                                                                                
+      The decor was different every night.  Chuqui's looked like what           
+ Chuqui wanted it to look like.  Tonight it looked like Chuqui was in a         
+ nostalgic mood.  It was a combination bar and restaurant, the kind             
+ that you found in the late Eighties or early Nineties.  Period music           
+ filled the air.  The smell of fine wood grain and sizzling meat filled         
+ the air.                                                                       
+                                                                                
+      "Hey Johnny, how are you?" asked Chuqui.  He always recognized            
+ everyone.  Johnny wasn't quite sure how he did it.  After hearing              
+ about Chuqui's unusual talent, Johnny had tried using different                
+ personas to fool Chuqui: he'd even come in as a woman once.  Chuqui            
+ always saw through it.  So he just gave up trying.                             
+                                                                                
+      "Fine, Chuqui, just fine," he replied.  "Any action going on              
+ here?"                                                                         
+                                                                                
+      "No, not really.  The usual?" Johnny nodded in reply.                     
+                                                                                
+      He walked past the bar that lined one side of the room, mementoes         
+ of past dreams hanging on the wall above it, into a section of                 
+ restaurant stools lining two walls.  You could watch the people across         
+ the aisle watching you in the mirrors.  Beyond that, a multi-layered           
+ area with both booths and tables.                                              
+                                                                                
+      Johnny found himself a table and drank in the atmosphere.  Chuqui         
+ brought him his dinner.  He smelled real steak, not the yeast he               
+ usually ate.  And his drink was a golden-colored beer in a frosted             
+ mug.                                                                           
+                                                                                
+      He looked up from his plate and discovered that someone was               
+ watching him from a booth near one corner.  Johnny was sure that the           
+ booth had been empty when he'd come in.  And he hadn't seen anyone sit         
+ down there.  No matter, he thought, there were plenty of back doors            
+ into Chuqui's and some people preferred not to walk in.                        
+                                                                                
+      She was beautiful.  Her brown eyes had small epicanthic folds,            
+ with long lashes.  Her hair was long and raven, bangs spilling forward         
+ over her face.  Her skin was perfectly smooth and tanned and her teeth         
+ were a sparkling white, set in a smile between scarlet lips.  She was          
+ dressed in a shiny velvet-black dress, which was cut low enough to             
+ reveal the swell of perfectly formed breasts.  She smiled and winked           
+ at him.                                                                        
+                                                                                
+      Johnny walked over to the booth and sat down across from her.  He         
+ caught a whiff of something indescribable which jolted his pleasure            
+ center like an electric current.  He had never smelled anything like           
+ it before.  But it was recognizable all the same.  It was the                  
+ indescribable scent of woman.                                                  
+                                                                                
+      "Hello", he said.  He'd learned long ago that snappy pick-up              
+ lines often didn't.                                                            
+                                                                                
+      "Hello yourself", she replied.  Her voice was low and husky.  A           
+ corner of her lips twisted upwards in a small smile.                           
+                                                                                
+      "What do you think of Chuqui's tonight?" It never hurt to talk            
+ about the place they were at.                                                  
+                                                                                
+      "This is the first time I've seen it like this.  Do you come here         
+ often?"                                                                        
+                                                                                
+      "Yes, it's one of my favorite places.  He always seems to come up         
+ with the most interesting decors."                                             
+                                                                                
+      "You call Chuqui a 'he'.  Rumor has it that Chuqui is an AI.  Do          
+ you know what I think?" The last was in a playful voice.                       
+                                                                                
+      "No, what do you think", in the same playful tone.                        
+                                                                                
+      "I think it's a computer with a human brain connected to it.  An          
+ experiment in permanent man-machine symbiosis.  A rather powerful              
+ tool, the computer's speed with a human's intuition.  What do you              
+ think?"                                                                        
+                                                                                
+      "That's an interesting theory.  But what about sleep?  A man              
+ can't stay awake forever, and some people I know have stayed with              
+ Chuqui for ten days straight.  If he was human, he'd have gone crazy."         
+                                                                                
+      "Well, I'd be willing to bet that they didn't keep him constantly         
+ occupied.  That'd be how he could get sleep.  A "Russian Sleep"                
+ inducer implanted in the brain.  Instant deep sleep for seconds or             
+ minutes at a time.  Granted, Russian Sleep isn't REM sleep, but the            
+ computer could take over for an hour or two to cover for him."                 
+                                                                                
+      It wasn't until some time later that Johnny noticed that he               
+ wasn't intimidated by her intelligence.  Her theory was interesting,           
+ and she seemed to have thought it out completely.  He was totally at           
+ ease with her.  And those beautiful eyes continued to look at him, and         
+ that mouth still framed that smile.                                            
+                                                                                
+      Chuqui brought a bottle of champagne in an ice bucket that Johnny         
+ didn't remember ordering.  He expertly cracked it open and together            
+ they shared the bubbly sweetness.                                              
+                                                                                
+      After finishing the bottle, he asked the inevitable question,             
+ knowing she'd say yes.                                                         
+                                                                                
+      They left Chuqui's and went over to a nearby love hotel.  For a           
+ fee, two or more people could rent a room by the hour or for the               
+ night.  The room was tastefully done, and looked much like an                  
+ expensive hotel suite.                                                         
+                                                                                
+      They kissed, his tongue and hers nuzzling, his pleasure center            
+ being jolted repeatedly.  Then she stepped back and shrugged out of            
+ her dress.  Johnny was not surprised to find that besides the dress            
+ and her shoes, she wore nothing else.  He caressed her silky skin              
+ while she undressed him.  Then she gently pushed him onto the bed and          
+ she straddled on top of him.                                                   
+                                                                                
+      They moved together as men and women had done for thousands of            
+ years.  As they got closer and closer to the explosion, she seemed to          
+ blaze like an aurora borealis.                                                 
+                                                                                
+      He fell asleep with her head on his chest, his arm laid across            
+ her smooth back.                                                               
+                                                                                
+      Johnny woke up back in his seat, his chin on his chest, his neck          
+ painfully stretched.  He jacked out and switched off the deck.                 
+                                                                                
+      After stretching the kinks out of his neck, he took a shower, two         
+ one-minute blasts of tepid water.  It felt oily and only slightly              
+ brown.  Putting on the same shirt and tie as yesterday, he                     
+ hop-scotched his way back to the door and left.  Time for another              
+ lousy day at work.  After another night on the Net.                            
+                                                                                
+                                                                                
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+           Jeff    Okamoto    is   currently    working    for                  
+           Hewlett-Packard.  He is  an avid Japanese animation                  
+           fan and is  a staff writer for  Animag, an American                  
+           magazine on Japanese animation.  He is also fond of                  
+           gaming and reading.                                                  
+           ---------------------------------------------------                  
+                                                                                
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+                              February 1990
+                           Volume II, Issue 1
+ 
+                                Contents
+ 
+ Etc...  ..................................................  Jim McCabe
+                                                              Editorial
+ 
+ Cops, Cabs and a Decent Pastrami Sandwich  .........  Craig Schlechter
+ -----------------------------------------                      Fiction
+ 
+ Ouroboros Annie  ........................................  Jason Snell
+ ---------------                                                Fiction
+ 
+ Trade Agreement  ......................................  Phillip Nolte
+ ---------------                                                Fiction
+ 
+ 
+                 ATHENE, Copyright 1990 By Jim McCabe.
+                   Circulation: 532 (18% PostScript)
+ This magazine may be archived and reproduced without charge under the
+    condition that it remains in its entirety.  The individual works
+    within are the sole property of their respective authors, and no
+     further use of these works is permitted without their explicit
+   consent.  This ASCII edition was created on an IBM 4381 mainframe,
+                 using the Xedit System Product Editor.
+  Subscriptions: Athene is available in PostScript and ASCII form, and
+   is distributed exclusively over electronic computer networks.  All
+          subscriptions are free.  To subscribe, send email to
+ MCCABE@MTUS5.BITNET, with a message inicating which format (PostScript
+                         or ASCII) is desired.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ Etc...
+ Jim McCabe
+ MCCABE@MTUS5.BITNET
+ ======================================================================
+ 
+ Some of you may be wondering just what happened to January, and why
+there hasn't been an issue since mid-December.  After all, this magazine
+is supposed to be monthly, right?
+ 
+Excuse number 1:  Winter Break.  I lost a couple of weeks of good
+word-crunching time while I was away from school, visiting my family.
+ 
+Excuse number 2:  The New Look.  The PostScript edition of Athene now
+is greatly improved over the older style, and the changes took about one
+week to complete.  For one thing, I started using a newer release of the
+publishing software, which was substantially different from the older
+release.  So I had to learn how to use all of its now features, and
+also learn the new ways to accomplish the old familiar tasks.
+ 
+Those who read the flat text versions will probably not notice too
+much of a difference -- there is only so much one can do with straight
+ASCII.  Sadly, about 80% of the subscribers never see how nice the
+laser-ready magazine looks.  The PostScript version is the form I consider
+the "true" Athene, and I start working on the ASCII version only after
+I have the ps release available to serve as a model.
+ 
+So, this issue was delayed long enough to make it more like a February
+release, and that's how it will be labeled this time.
+ 
+I can foresee this style of journal becoming very popular in the
+near future, now that high-resolution printing and display devices are
+becoming so commonplace.  At the moment, I am only aware of one other
+magazine that is distributed preformatted, in some page description
+language like PostScript.  That magazine is Quanta, a close relative of
+Athene that specializes in science-fiction-related topics.
+But there seems to no reason to stop at just fiction journals.  It would
+be nice to see all sorts of magazines distributed this way, catering
+to a fantastic variety of interests.  There is really no reason why this
+shouldn't happen over the next few years.
+ 
+In any case, here we are today with the first issue in a new volume of
+this magazine.  I hope that, with occasional feedback from the subscribers,
+we can set a standard for excellence that will help to make this medium
+more commonplace and respected.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ Cops, Cabs and a Decent Pastrami Sandwich
+ By Craig Schlechter
+ cs4d+@andrew.cmu.edu
+ Copyright 1989 by Craig Schlechter
+ ======================================================================
+ 
+      It was midnight, and Gabrielle and I were standing on the corner
+ of Grant Avenue and 79th Street.  She had the umbrella, and I was
+ soaked.  I was standing against a building, but that didn't stop the
+ rain from hitting me.  I pushed my suitcase further towards her, to
+ keep it dry.  A car in the distance shone its lights on the back of
+ her head, making her hair glow with a bright yellow aura, while hiding
+ her face in shadow.  I wasn't ready for this, and the first thing it
+ reminded me of was an image of the Angel of Death from some late movie
+ I'd seen.  Then the car drove by, and I could see her smiling,
+ wide-eyed.  It was midnight and raining and we'd been waiting for a
+ bus for the past hour, and still she looked so happy, like there
+ wasn't anything else in the world she'd rather be doing.
+ 
+      Gabrielle was a strange girl.  I'm not talking specifically about
+ her looks, although they were a bit unusual.  She had a very round
+ face.  Not just the shape of her head, but the cut of her hair, the
+ curve of her cheeks.  Even the concave slope of her nose seemed to add
+ to the roundness.  And especially her huge dark eyes, circled by
+ round-framed glasses.  I couldn't tell you if the rest of her body was
+ similarly round, because she always wore layers of formless, baggy
+ clothes to hide her figure.
+ 
+      What I really found strange about Gabrielle, though, was her
+ outlook on life.  It was as if she had been in a coma for the entire
+ time between her eighth and eighteenth birthday.  Nothing seemed to
+ get her angry.  She could get condescending and preachy if you didn't
+ agree with her, but she would never argue.  Of course, that's because
+ she would never listen to what the other person had to say.  Before I
+ met her, I'd never known anyone who sincerely believed that God looked
+ out for the `pure of heart'.  I'm Jewish, and to me, the existence of
+ this kind of naivete in the 1980's is nothing short of incredible.
+ One of the first things I learned, back when I was seven and our pet
+ collie got sick and died, was that life is not fair.  That's the
+ cornerstone of Jewish belief.  So when I see that someone has written
+ a novel about "Why Bad Things Happen to Good People," I just have to
+ laugh.
+ 
+      I remember being invited to a party her roommates were throwing
+ for her.  It was her nineteenth birthday, and I had been invited even
+ though I didn't know her all that well.  I made her a gag gift.  I had
+ taken a "Beware of Dog" sign and switched the letters so that it read,
+ "Beware of God".  She loved it.  She put it up outside her house, and
+ it's still there.  I guess she thinks anyone who tries to break into
+ her house will get struck by lightning or something.  Well, the only
+ thing I really remember about that party was that during a lull at the
+ beginning, when everyone else was getting everything set up, Gabrielle
+ said to me, "So, Craig, are you eating right?" I asked her what she
+ meant, and she said, "You know, three square meals a day." I assured
+ her that I was.  She said this was good.  I was tempted to ask her why
+ she wanted to know, but then some guests arrived and the party got
+ started.
+ 
+      So what was I doing there, soaking wet, staring up into the
+ street lamp, waiting on that corner with Gabrielle?  Well, I hadn't
+ planned on it.  Thanksgiving Break was over, and I was returning to
+ school.  My train had gotten into the station five hours later than
+ scheduled due to some blockage on the tracks.  I happened to run into
+ her at the station; she had just come in from South Carolina.  Her
+ parents had seen her off, and she had brought explicit written
+ instructions on which bus to take to get back to our campus.
+ Unfortunately, her train had arrived late also, and the bus on her
+ list, the 44B, didn't run after ten o'clock.
+ 
+      I suggested we get a cab.  She said that she didn't have enough
+ money, and it was foolish to pay ten dollars each when the bus could
+ make the trip for a dollar and fifty cents.  I couldn't just leave her
+ there, so I said okay, we'll take the bus.  The guy at the information
+ desk told us about another route we could take (the 49A), with only
+ two transfers required (the 45C and 44A.) She wrote it all down on
+ that little piece of paper, which I noticed had her name and address
+ in gold lettering at the top.
+ 
+      I had a bad feeling as I got off that first bus.  The driver
+ seemed surprised that we were asking for transfers.  I could have
+ sworn I heard him laugh as he drove off, but Gabrielle assured me it
+ was the sound of exhaust from the bus.
+ 
+      And an hour later, we were still there, on the corner of Fifth
+ and 79, waiting for a bus I knew in my heart would never come.  I was
+ now certain that the 45C existed only in the imagination of the
+ Department of Mass Transportation.  You know, like the Flying Dutchman
+ or something, a bus spoken of only in whispers, that appears out of
+ the fog, then rolls off into the distance.  I pictured Charon the
+ Ferryman from the Greek myths, who ushers dead souls across the River
+ Styx to the underworld, I could see him in the driver's seat.  He had
+ a blue bus driver's cap covering the shiny bone at the top of his
+ skull.  His hand, like a misshapen cluster of Kellogg's Rice Krispies,
+ pointed down the aisle, and a voice like steel scraping steel said,
+ "Come on in, Craig.  Plenty of room."
+ 
+      "The bus is real late," Gabrielle said.
+ 
+      "Yes, it is," I said.  Cautiously, I added, "Look, there's a taxi
+ down there."
+ 
+      It was really easy to catch any movement on the streets, since
+ the only thing out that night besides Gabrielle and I was the rain.
+ Off in the distance, I could see a yellow car approaching, the rain
+ glistening in its headlights.  Actually, I could tell it was a taxi
+ before I saw what color it was, simply by the way he was driving.
+ 
+      "Um," she said.  I knew what that meant.  Every time I even
+ hinted that we give up waiting and find a cab, she refused.  She was
+ downright indignant about it.  When I asked her why, all she would say
+ was, "If God had meant for me to take a taxi, there wouldn't be a bus
+ route leading right to my door."
+ 
+      It didn't really make much difference, anyway.  The cab I saw was
+ off-duty.  For the past half an hour, all the taxis that passed by
+ were off-duty, or full of passengers.  That's the way the city works.
+ The three things in the city you can't find when you need them are
+ cops, cabs and a decent pastrami sandwich.  It never fails.
+ 
+      I was getting tired of standing in the rain.  The only sound was
+ the splatter of water and the hissing of cars in the distance.  It
+ would have been easy enough to start up a conversation with Gabrielle,
+ but to tell the truth, I was afraid to.  Talking to Gabrielle is like
+ playing verbal Russian Roulette.  Sooner or later, you're going to say
+ something that she will find offensive, and your conversation turns
+ into a sermon.  It could be anything, from a food that she finds
+ `yucky' to a book she thinks is `blasphemous'.
+ 
+      I yawned, and when I opened my eyes, this taxi was pulling up in
+ front of us, nearly running into the lamp post but neatly avoiding it.
+ I had no idea where it had come from.  Actually, just calling it a
+ taxi doesn't do the car justice.  It was a jalopy.  I don't know much
+ about cars, but I can tell a jalopy when I see one.  Dark orange rust
+ coated the bottom of the car, like diseased fringe.  The front fender
+ was completely missing, and it had taken the headlight with it.  There
+ was a huge dent in the back door, and a piece of clear plastic was
+ taped across the window.  It had the typical checkered pattern along
+ the side, but the sign on the roof had been smashed off.
+ 
+      The driver leaned over to the passenger window and rolled it
+ down.  He was a thin-faced man, wearing a ratty sheepskin coat.  His
+ hair was slicked back, and two gold teeth flashed out from a
+ carnivorous grin.  He had thick eyebrows, and his eyes were set so
+ deep, you couldn't see them.
+ 
+      "You two need a ride?" he asked.
+ 
+      I nearly burst out laughing.  As far as I was concerned, it
+ didn't matter if this guy were pulling a rickshaw.  I'd be damned if I
+ was going to wait out in the rain for another hour.  Here was my
+ ticket home, how could I refuse?
+ 
+      As I opened my mouth, Gabrielle piped up.  "No, thank you,
+ mister," she said.
+ 
+      "Hey," the man said.  "A nice lady like yourself shouldn't be
+ standing out in the rain this late at night.  Come on, I'll take you
+ anywhere you want to go."
+ 
+      I could see she was starting to stretch her lips, forming the
+ word "No".  If she used that magic word, our ride to safety would
+ disappear, leaving us stranded.
+ 
+      "Listen, Gabrielle," I said.  "It's late, I'm cold and I'm wet.
+ All I want to do is go home.  Now.  I'll pay for the taxi, the whole
+ thing.  I don't care anymore.  Let's just get out of here.  Okay?"
+ 
+      She stood there, thinking.  I tried to look as wet and miserable
+ as possible.
+ 
+      "Well, alright," she said.
+ 
+      The driver popped the trunk open and I put our suitcases in.
+ Gabrielle sat in the front seat, I took the back.  I wasn't surprised
+ at the condition of the interior.  The seat covers were torn, and
+ graffiti was scribbled all over the back of the seats.  There was a
+ plexiglass divider between the front and back, with a small opening in
+ the center.  The plexiglass was covered with stains I didn't even want
+ to try and identify.
+ 
+      I was a bit surprised that the driver had allowed Gabrielle to
+ take the front seat, but I wasn't going to argue.  It was like now, I
+ didn't feel obligated to act like I was having a good time.  Every
+ time I saw her smiling on that bus stop, she seemed to be saying,
+ "Aren't you having fun?" After just five minutes of it, I was ready to
+ ask her "What's so goddamned fun about this?"
+ 
+      The driver turned around and asked me where we were going.  I
+ didn't even get a word out.  Gabrielle told him the name of the
+ college, and the nearest major street, and several of the larger
+ intersections near campus, until he said "Okay, I know where that is."
+ 
+      I looked through the hole in the plexiglass, just to make sure
+ there wasn't anything vital missing up front, like the steering wheel.
+ That was there, but half the dashboard was gone.  Something else was
+ missing as well, but I couldn't quite place it.  It wasn't until he
+ started the engine that I realized that the cab didn't have a meter.
+ There wasn't even a CB radio on what remained of the dashboard.
+ 
+      So, I said, "Uh, excuse me...how much is this going to cost?"
+ 
+      "Oh, twenty-five dollars," he said.  That was a little more than
+ what I had expected, but I wasn't about to go back to waiting in the
+ rain for the Phantom Bus 45C.
+ 
+      And with a screech of tires, we were off.
+ 
+      I had learned my city etiquette lessons a long time ago.  Number
+ one was, when you're walking down the street, never make eye contact
+ with anyone.  There's crazy people out there who will yell at you if
+ you look at them `wrong'.  When I was fourteen, a friend and I were
+ just walking along, minding our own business, when this old man walked
+ right up to us.  He started yelling at my friend, "You got a problem
+ or something, you got a problem?" All my friend was guilty of was
+ looking at this deranged man as we walked past him.  So, I learned
+ that rule really well.  The second rule, and I'm not sure who taught
+ me this, was to keep conversation with cab drivers down to a minimum.
+ I think it's because the less you open your mouth, the less chance
+ you'll reveal that you're just a tourist, that you don't live in the
+ city.  This is important, because there are plenty of cabbies out
+ there who will try and cheat passengers who don't know any better.
+ 
+      That was why I was keeping my mouth shut, not to mention the fact
+ that being sealed off from the front seat as if I were in a police car
+ didn't encourage conversation.  Unfortunately, Gabrielle's from South
+ Carolina, and hadn't even been to a large city until she was eighteen.
+ Right after she fastened her seat belt, which even the driver hadn't
+ done, she proceeded to start up a conversation.  We soon learned that
+ our driver's name was Chico.  He told us rather emphatically that he
+ didn't work full-time as a cabbie.  He only needed to make an extra
+ hundred dollars or so to pay for his car insurance.
+ 
+      Meanwhile, I looked out the windshield, and noticed that he was
+ driving on the left side, on the wrong side of the road.  He breezed
+ right through a red light, and I saw headlights in the distance,
+ coming straight towards us.  I remembered the taxi's broken headlight.
+ The car ahead honked, God knows how he saw us coming, and Chico slid
+ calmly back to the right side of the road, completely innocent, as if
+ he were just changing lanes.
+ 
+      Chico was still talking, he didn't even break rhythm.  He said,
+ "No, most of the time, I work in movies.  I'm an extra, you know, for
+ those action movies.  There's this company called Toughs, that's where
+ I work.  Whenever Stallone or Schwarzenegger needs some bad guys, you
+ know, some enemy soldiers to kill, they go to Toughs.  It's great, I
+ was in Raw Deal.  It's just there's not a lot of work right now, so
+ I'm doing this."
+ 
+      And all this time, I was thinking, only a hundred dollars for
+ this maniac's car insurance!
+ 
+      By now I felt like I was on some demented carnival ride.  The
+ whole situation, with Chico the Cannon Fodder at the wheel, driving as
+ if he was the last person alive in the entire city, was almost
+ surreal.  I couldn't believe it was really happening.  I was expecting
+ to see little cardboard pictures of Mr.  Badger and the Weasel gang
+ pop up, like in Mr.  Toad's Wild Ride at Disney World.  Only it would
+ be cutouts of women with shopping carts, businessmen dropping their
+ attaches, all with crazed looks of horror on their faces.  That's why
+ I wasn't afraid.  I was so sure that any moment, the car would stop,
+ and the doors would automatically open, and we would step out and be
+ home.
+ 
+      "This is the turn-off, up ahead," Gabrielle said.  I looked out
+ the window.  We were almost home.
+ 
+      "Okay, that'll be fifty bucks," Chico said.
+ 
+      I reminded him that he had said the trip would only cost
+ twenty-five dollars.
+ 
+      "Each," Chico said.
+ 
+      "That's crazy," I said, "I won't give you fifty."
+ 
+      "Stop at the blue house," said Gabrielle.  "The one with the big
+ bright light on in front."
+ 
+      "You want to go home, it's fifty bucks," Chico said.
+ 
+      "Look," I said, "you told us twenty-five dollars.  I wouldn't
+ have done this if you had told us twenty-five each."
+ 
+      "This one this one this one here on the left," Gabrielle said.
+ 
+      "No, man, it's fifty."
+ 
+      "Sorry, I ain't giving you fifty."
+ 
+      Chico slammed his foot to the floor, and we sped off.
+ 
+      "You passed it!" Gabrielle said.
+ 
+      "Fifty bucks," Chico said, "or I take you right back to where I
+ picked you up."
+ 
+      I really think he meant it, too.  I think he would have driven
+ all the way back and left us there, if Gabrielle hadn't been...well,
+ hadn't been Gabrielle.  She started insisting that he turn back around
+ and let us off.  He shouted back about how we shouldn't have gotten
+ into the cab if we were going to try and cheat him.  He was paying
+ almost no attention to the road, just driving in a straight line, away
+ from her house.  They yelled back and forth, and I was lost.  I mean,
+ I still thought that this was a big amusement park ride, but now with
+ a bigger price of admission.
+ 
+      I think that if Gabrielle had kept quiet, he would have gone all
+ the way back into the city and left us.  Instead, he turned into an
+ alley and screeched the car to a stop.  I sat there in the dark for a
+ moment, still not sure if this was really happening.  I looked up at
+ Chico.  He was holding something, a dull grey metal thing.
+ 
+      "Have to do things the hard way, right?" Chico said.  I leaned
+ forward to get a better look, then flew back.  It was a gun, and he
+ was pointing it at Gabrielle.  "Okay, lady, drop your purse and get
+ out.  And you too, asshole.  Just throw your wallet through the glass
+ here and get out." He tapped on the plexiglass angrily.
+ 
+      It took a moment for me to realize that I was staring through a
+ sheet of plexiglass at a short greasy-haired man holding a gun.  My
+ first thought was, is that a real gun?  I quickly decided that I
+ wasn't going to find out.  The next thing I thought was, is this
+ plexiglass bullet-proof?  It didn't matter.  He wasn't pointing the
+ gun at me, only at Gabrielle.
+ 
+      I've been mugged before, but never at gunpoint.  Being robbed by
+ guys with knives isn't as frightening.  It's a lot easier to kill with
+ a gun.  I pulled out my wallet, and popped it through into the front
+ seat.
+ 
+      "Okay, lady," he said.  "Let go of your purse."
+ 
+      She didn't.  She looked him right in the eye and said, "You can't
+ do this.  You just can't."
+ 
+      "What are you talking about?" he said, a bit taken aback, "I can
+ do whatever I want."
+ 
+      "No, you can't mean this.  Put that away, you don't mean this."
+ 
+      He lifted the gun out the window, and fired a shot like a
+ thunderclap.
+ 
+      "He means it!" I said, as I shoved the door open.  "Give him your
+ goddamn purse."
+ 
+      Gabrielle flew out the door, and landed on the sidewalk.  I
+ barely got my leg through when Chico drove off, down into the heavy
+ darkness of the alley.  In a second, all you could hear was his motor.
+ I sat there in a daze, listening to it fade into the distance.
+ 
+      Gabrielle was going to be furious, I knew.  After all, this was
+ all my fault.  If I hadn't insisted that we take a taxi home, if we
+ had just waited for the bus like God had intended her to, this would
+ never have happened.  Now, she had lost not only her purse, but her
+ luggage as well.  I remembered something Buster Keaton had once said,
+ "The best way to fight a woman is with your hat.  Grab it and run." I
+ was considering the merits of this solution when I heard Gabrielle
+ start to cry.
+ 
+      I looked over to her.  She was sitting on the sidewalk hugging
+ her knees, and trying unsuccessfully to hold back her tears.  "Oh,
+ God," she said in a shaky voice, "Oh God, oh God, oh God..."
+ 
+      She fell silent, and I couldn't think of anything to say.  I felt
+ like I should say, "It's alright," but it wasn't alright.  We had both
+ been robbed and dumped here, and she was getting all wet now, and it
+ was not alright.
+ 
+      Oh, God," she said, and I thought that would be it, but she
+ added, "What happened?  God, what happened, why?  What did I do?"
+ 
+      And then I understood.  Here was a girl who had lived such a
+ sheltered life, she really believed God was watching over her.  She
+ did all her work in school, and got very good grades.  I had met her
+ parents one time when they came to visit her.  They were almost
+ stereotypical God-fearing southern folks.  For nineteen years, her
+ Lord provided for her, gave her good parents and let her get into good
+ schools, made good things happen.  But now, to her mind, God had
+ turned.  God let her get into that car.  God let Chico take everything
+ she was carrying.  All the crime and death going on in the world
+ around her, and none of it had actually touched her until now.
+ 
+      I suddenly thought, "About time something like this happened to
+ her.  She had to learn what the real world is like sooner or later."
+ And I believed it, but I hated myself for thinking it.  She hadn't
+ deserved it.  Neither had I, for that matter.  How could I possibly
+ tell her that this was for the best, that it was a learning
+ experience?  A chill ran down my back, and I shivered.  I had to say
+ something.
+ 
+      So I said, "Look, there's Center Avenue.  Come on, let's get out
+ of here.  We'll go to your house, and call the cops."
+ 
+      I offered her my hand.  She wiped her eyes and looked up.  I
+ helped her to her feet.  A neon sign across the street blinked, then
+ went out.
+ 
+      "How," she started to say, then choked up.  She cleared her
+ throat.  "How can you take this so...so easily?"
+ 
+      I said, "Listen, we Jews have been suffering for thousands of
+ years.  In Ancient Egypt, we were slaves.  In the Middle Ages, we had
+ the Inquisition.  In World War II, we had the Holocaust.  This is a
+ piece of cake."
+ 
+      She laughed, then looked across the street.  There was a deli
+ over there.  It was open until the wee hours of the morning, since it
+ was so close to a college campus.
+ 
+      She said, "You know, I'm really hungry all of a sudden."
+ 
+      I reached down to my ankle.
+ 
+      "Rule number three of city etiquette," I said, "is to always
+ carry a spare ten dollar bill in your shoe."
+ 
+      I pulled the crumpled bill out, and waved it in front of her.
+ She held her nose and said, "Ugh, don't get it too close, if it's been
+ in your shoe all day it must stink!"
+ 
+      "Come on, wise guy," I said, "Let's get something to eat.  Just
+ don't order pastrami."
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ Ouroboros Annie
+ By Jason Snell
+ pa1033%sdcc13@ucsd.edu
+ Copyright 1989 by Jason Snell
+ ======================================================================
+ 
+       OUROBOROS: The mythical serpent which eats its own tail,
+                  a symbol of the unending cycle of the universe.
+ 
+      Where Annie went, it seemed, she left a trail of broken hearts in
+ her wake.  It wasn't as if she didn't care, wasn't as if she had no
+ feelings about the men who fell in love with her-- in fact, she loved
+ them, too, in various ways and varying degrees.  It hurt Annie, when
+ she left them.  It had always been her doing-- she was the one to
+ sense the end before it came, the one who felt life pressing on her
+ back like a five-hundred-pound weight.
+ 
+      The end hurt them, all of them, and Annie was always the one who
+ caused the end.  It was their pain-- that was what hurt Annie.  It
+ hurt her deep down inside, in the part of her heart reserved for love,
+ for tenderness, the part of her heart she treasured the most.  At
+ times, it felt like her heart would break.
+ 
+      But it didn't.  Though it hurt like hell sometimes, she always
+ got through it.  Again, and again.  She knew the hurt would always
+ come at the end-- but she did it anyway.  The hurting part of her
+ heart had to heal, and love was the only thing that could heal it.
+ The problem was that love was what caused the damage in the first
+ place.  It was an endless cycle-- Annie loving, them hurting, her
+ hurting, and then Annie loving again.
+ 
+      At least, it seemed endless.  It wasn't, really.  I'm afraid that
+ I was the one who saw to that.  There is no such thing as an endless
+ cycle.
+ 
+ 
+      I've noticed something funny about love, about people and
+ attraction-- sometimes, the people you always expect to end up with
+ you, the ones you @know@ will end up with you, don't.  And the ones
+ you don't expect at all, they're the ones that do.  It was kind of
+ that way between Annie and I.
+ 
+      Have you ever heard of instant attraction?  "Love-At-First-
+ Sight," as the movies call it?  I was thinking about that very subject
+ when I met Annie.  One night I was at a party, talking to a friend,
+ when this woman, fairly nondescript, with brownish hair, walked up to
+ me.
+ 
+      I was definitely thinking about love at first sight.  Actually,
+ my precise thoughts were: "I wish I could experience love at first
+ sight.  Instead, all I meet are women like this."
+ 
+      Annie and I didn't hit it off.  She was a nonentity to me, and I
+ was a nothing to her.
+ 
+      The next week, at another party hosted by the same group of
+ friends, we were introduced to each other.  And, several times that
+ evening, we were forced to speak with each other.  It turned out that
+ we had quite a few mutual friends.
+ 
+      So I got to know her better.  And I actually liked her.  She
+ seemed very confident, like she knew exactly what she wanted.  I had
+ no reason to doubt that.  And I noticed something very funny about
+ her-- she wasn't nondescript, after all.  She was actually somewhat
+ pretty.  And her brownish hair had a slight red tint to it.
+ 
+      We were the last people to leave when the party was over that
+ night, and as I walked her out to her car, we kept on talking.  About
+ all sorts of things.  And, somewhere in our conversation, Annie
+ changed again.  It wasn't as much of a physical change, this time, as
+ much as a personality change.  When I started talking to her, it was
+ clear to me that Annie knew exactly what she wanted from life.  But
+ then she softened.  And I saw her as being vulnerable, as being a
+ confused woman with a lot of wide-eyed little girl running around
+ loose inside of her.
+ 
+      I guess that's how she does it.  Time and again, the softening
+ will do it.  I know that as soon as I saw that girl, I wanted more
+ than anything to let her escape from the self-confident wall that
+ Annie had built to protect herself.
+ 
+ 
+      I got the little girl out, finally, after talking with Annie on
+ the phone any number of times, going out to dinner with her, and
+ spending a lot of time with her.  We were good friends-- good enough,
+ anyway, for her to drop her confidence and let me see who she really
+ was.  The self-confidence was a part of her, of course.  But there was
+ something more.  I wanted to see all of her.
+ 
+      And, one night, while we were sitting on her couch talking, a
+ beautiful little red-haired girl popped out of nowhere.  It was then
+ that I saw all of Annie-- the nervous, curious, childlike wonder of
+ the little girl and the sensual, self-confident woman.
+ 
+      And when I kissed her, I felt a shudder of relief come from her
+ body.  It was as if the last barriers, the final layers of protection,
+ had fallen away from her.  And as they fell, a wave of fear-tinged
+ passion flooded into her.  We both clung to each other, like two
+ sailors clinging to the mast of a sinking ship, hoping that each
+ other's company could save us from the rest of the world.
+ 
+      In that embrace, we were safe from the world.  Nothing could hurt
+ us.
+ 
+ 
+      It's funny how strange the human mind is.  It strives for things
+ it can not have, and refuses anything but perfection.
+ 
+      We were looking for perfection.  We were looking for protection.
+ And we couldn't have either.
+ 
+      My mind went about telling me that we couldn't stay the way we
+ were, that we weren't really protected.  It only took a few months for
+ me to realize that we were vulnerable.  For Annie, it took a little
+ bit longer.  I guess that was the first time that she'd been beaten to
+ the punch by her partner.  I don't envy her the feeling of being first
+ to the realization-- it always happened to her like that.  But it only
+ happened to me this once.
+ 
+      My mind started suggesting to me different ways that our
+ relationship couldn't work.  It started pointing out other women,
+ women who were different, women where there was more of a chance of
+ perfection.  It slowly became obvious that what I had with Annie
+ wasn't perfect, and I needed to move on.  Maybe, if I kept going on
+ long enough, the relationships would get more and more perfect.
+ 
+      It was an endless cycle, all right.  Lather, Rinse, Repeat.  If
+ you always follow all three steps, you'll be in the shower until your
+ fingers shrivel away.  I'd be looking for the perfect relationship
+ forever.
+ 
+      So why didn't anyone tell me about it then?  I wish someone had.
+ 
+ 
+      I told her.  Not all at once, and not straight out, but the exact
+ words really didn't matter.  I said things like "it's not working out"
+ and "maybe we should see other people", but they were just words.
+ 
+      You're not perfect, and I can't accept that.  That's what I was
+ saying.  Once I've gone, you'll find someone better.  You'll find
+ someone perfect, or try.
+ 
+      I looked for the little red-haired girl, and she was gone.  I
+ tried to look in her eyes, deep down into her soul, looking for that
+ girl.  And, if I found her, maybe I would want to take her in my arms
+ and hold her again.
+ 
+      There was nothing in her beautiful golden-brown eyes.  At least,
+ nothing that I recognized.  The emptiness was a wall, stronger than
+ her wall of self-confidence, and I had a feeling that I was the one
+ who had helped built it.
+ 
+      Maybe the little girl was back there, the innocent little girl
+ who didn't know love and, therefore, didn't know sadness.
+ 
+      But I'm afraid that all that was back there was pain.  Because of
+ me.  I was the one who ended it.  I should have known that it was
+ coming, and I should have avoided hurting her, but I didn't.
+ 
+      How many times had Annie gone through what I was going through?
+ How could she take it?
+ 
+      As I drove away for the last time, away from what we had been, I
+ felt that this was the end.
+ 
+      I was tired of loving, and I was tired of pain.  I was tired of
+ feeling them, and I was tired of causing them.
+ 
+      The end of the cycle.
+ 
+ 
+      So I'm in this dance club, a few months later, and I meet this
+ girl.  Nondescript.  Nothing special.  But we dance, we talk, we get
+ to know each other, and now I'm sitting on the couch in my apartment,
+ talking to her, noticing how beautiful her eyes really are.
+ 
+      And I'm praying for a little girl, hoping there's one somewhere
+ inside of her, one that I can bring out.
+ 
+      And I find myself wanting the same things, all over again.  And
+ I'm planning the same things, all over again.
+ 
+      When I find that little girl, though-- what then?
+ 
+      Love.  Pain.
+ 
+      And then, begin again.
+ 
+ 
+           ---------------------------------------------------
+           Jason  Snell  is  a  sophomore  at  UC  San  Diego,
+           double-majoring in Communication  and Writing while
+           serving as  the Associate  News Editor of  the UCSD
+           Guardian newspaper.  He  wrote "Ouroboros Annie" as
+           a birthday  present for a friend  who, according to
+           him, "closely resembles the  character of Annie" in
+           the  story.  Snell  is currently  spending lots  of
+           time  studying,   and  is  trying  to   complete  a
+           "cyberpunk" science-fiction story.
+           ---------------------------------------------------
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ Trade Agreement
+ By Phillip Nolte
+ NU020061@NDSUVM1.BITNET
+ ======================================================================
+ 
+      Traffic on the crosstown freeway was a little heavier than usual
+ this fine summer morning.  Brad really didn't mind all that much, he
+ would still have little trouble getting through it.  A small gap
+ between a Buick and a Toyota became evident over in the passing lane
+ and he slashed into it in an instant with a quick twist of his right
+ wrist and slight lean to the left.  He was past the ancient
+ rust-colored Pontiac in a heartbeat.  A lean back to the right and
+ another twist of the wrist and Brad had a quarter-mile of open road
+ ahead of him.  The speedometer needle was touching seventy-five before
+ he backed off.  Brad smiled inside his full-face helmet, it was going
+ to be a great day!
+ 
+      These morning rides to work on his Kawasaki Ninja were often the
+ most enjoyable part of the day.  The ritual of suiting up in a heavy
+ leather jacket and strapping on a full-face helmet were sort of like
+ getting ready to do battle.  For a motorcyclist about to experience
+ heavy traffic, the simile was perhaps uncomfortably accurate.  Still,
+ it certainly was a great way to start the day and by the time he got to
+ work, he was definitely awake.
+ 
+      "Work" was no longer an unpleasant situation for Brad, since he
+ and his friend Peter had started their own business.  They called
+ themselves "Offworld Specialties" and they sold a whole line of
+ science fiction products.  Name it and you could get it, anything from
+ old paperbacks to posters to stuffed aliens to Star Trek T-shirts.
+ Most of the their business was mail-order, but they did occasionally
+ have some walk-ins.  Both men had been working for the same
+ agricultural chemical firm when they met and discovered a similar love
+ for science fiction.  Over a sack lunch one day they had dreamed up
+ the idea for a short line of products with a science fiction theme.
+ It started out as a mind game but, within a month, they had decided to
+ go ahead with a modest ad in one of the fanzines.  A year later they
+ had both quit their regular jobs and were devoting a full- time effort
+ to their fledgling enterprise.  The money wasn't nearly as good as
+ their previous jobs had been but the business was their's and it did
+ seem to be growing.  Neither man regretted his decision.
+ 
+      Brad could see Peter's battered old Chevette already parked
+ outside the ancient building in downtown St.  Paul that Offworld
+ Specialties called home.  Two different philosophies: Peter got up a
+ little earlier than most people and drove sedately through light
+ traffic to get to work, while Brad lounged around in bed, got up at
+ the last minute and rocketed to work dicing with traffic all the way.
+ He pulled the big bike inside the building through the open overhead
+ door in front.  After a couple of blips on the throttle he shut it
+ off, put down the sidestand and dismounted.  He unstrapped and then
+ removed his helmet as he left the garage area and entered the main
+ building.  "Good morning," he called out as he set his helmet down and
+ removed his leather jacket.  Peter's muffled voice came out from
+ somewhere in back.
+ 
+      "Finally decided to come to work, huh?"
+ 
+      "Jesus, Pete, are you in the can again?" Brad said, smiling,
+ amusement in his voice.
+ 
+      "Just get started on that pile of mail orders and don't be so
+ damned worried about my bodily functions!" Peter replied, with mock
+ anger.
+ 
+      Brad chuckled and moved to comply.  There was a satisfyingly
+ large mound of letters on the long table that they used for handling
+ orders.  Each letter contained an order and, more to the point, a
+ check or cash.  Brad smiled, it was a great job, kind of like
+ Christmas every day!  He had gotten through three of them when Peter
+ finally came out of the john.  "That's better," he sighed.  "Mornin',
+ Brad."
+ 
+      The men were both in their mid-thirties.  At six feet, Peter was
+ at least half-a-head taller than his friend.  The dissimilarities
+ didn't end there.  Peter Breck was slender with an unruly shock of
+ blond hair and a pair of ice-blue eyes that reflected his Scandinavian
+ heritage.  In contrast, Brad Weller was stocky and muscular with
+ dark-brown hair and green eyes.
+ 
+      "Isn't it about time for some coffee yet?" asked Brad.
+ 
+      "You bet!  Julie put some on, it should be done drippin' about
+ now." replied Peter.  "Besides we've got some business to discuss."
+ 
+      "What kind of business?"
+ 
+      But Peter wouldn't say any more until they each had a cup of
+ coffee and had sat down.  He set a medium-sized cardboard box down on
+ the table between them.
+ 
+      "I got a phone call yesterday," he began.  "It was from some
+ character who claims that his firm can supply us with all of the
+ products that we have right now at about half the price we're paying."
+ 
+      "Sounds like bullshit to me," said Brad.
+ 
+      "It gets better," his friend replied.  "Not only will they be
+ cheaper, the guy said the quality would be better too."
+ 
+      "Really," said Brad.  "Let me guess.  Is that what's in this
+ box?"
+ 
+      "Yup!"
+ 
+      "Well, what have we got to lose?  Let's take a look."
+ 
+      Peter cut the tape along the seams and filled Brad in on a few
+ more details.
+ 
+      "He said his company could supply some of the items in our little
+ mailer catalog right now.  We could expect samples of those products
+ today.  He wants us to compare them to our present stuff." He fished
+ around inside the box.  "Hey wow!  Take a look at this."
+ 
+      He held up a Star Wars T-shirt.  At first glance, it looked
+ exactly like the ones that Offworld Specialties were selling.  A
+ closer examination revealed that the fabric was subtly softer and
+ shiner than their current product and the colors in the transfer were
+ much more vivid.
+ 
+      "This looks like nice stuff!" said Brad, taking his turn at
+ rummaging around in the box.  "Oh my!  What have we here?" He grabbed
+ it and pulled it out.
+ 
+      What they had there was the new version of their dashboard
+ blaster.  Their present blaster looked a lot like a radar- detector.
+ It was a black rectangular box with some buttons on the front of it
+ and there was a suction cup that mounted it to the dash of the
+ customer's car.  If the customer was stuck in traffic or pissed off at
+ some idiot at a stoplight, he could vent his frustrations by
+ pretending to blast the perpetrator into the next galaxy.  It was
+ powered by flashlight batteries and, in actuality, all that it did was
+ make some nifty sound effects.  It wasn't a big seller but at $19.95
+ they made just over eight dollars on each one they sold.  The new
+ product looked like nothing more than an old-fashioned, art-deco ray
+ gun with an outlandishly large cross-hair sight on the back of it.  It
+ was made of a very tough-looking plastic and the quality of the fit
+ and finish was excellent.  There were several other new versions of
+ their wares in the box; each had some noticeable improvement over the
+ old.
+ 
+      "What kind of prices did he say he'd give us?" asked Brad.
+ 
+      "I'm sure he said it would be only half of what we pay now,"
+ answered Peter.
+ 
+      "It sounds great and this stuff looks wonderful," said Brad,
+ shaking his head.  "But I can't help thinking there's a catch of some
+ kind.  You know what they say about a free lunch."
+ 
+      "Yeah, I know." He put the blaster back into the box before
+ continuing.  "Well," he shrugged, "the guy is supposed to call on us
+ this afternoon, around one or so.  We should at least meet with him.
+ What do you think?"
+ 
+      "Won't hurt to talk to him, I guess.  Meanwhile we might as well
+ try the stuff out." said Brad, as he slipped off his tattered
+ University of Minnesota T-shirt and slipped into the new one with the
+ vivid, multicolored Star Wars emblem splashed across it.  The shirt
+ felt cool and light on his skin; it was very comfortable.  "This feels
+ great!  I don't know, Pete," he said, shaking his head appreciatively.
+ "This is good stuff!"
+ 
+      The two friends went back to work and didn't talk too much more
+ about their pending business deal.  But that didn't mean they weren't
+ thinking about it.  Finally, at quarter-to-twelve, Peter suggested
+ that they take a break for lunch and go to the bank to cash and
+ deposit the morning's receipts.
+ 
+      "Good idea," said Brad.  "Shall we take the bike or the
+ Chevette?"
+ 
+      "The bike or the car?" said Peter.  "Give me a break!  I'm taking
+ the car." Peter headed for the door.  Brad stared to follow him but,
+ as an afterthought, he went back for the new products.
+ 
+      "Just a minute," he called out, "let me grab that box.  We can
+ take a closer look at some of the new stuff over lunch." He scooped it
+ up off the table.
+ 
+      "Julie," Peter called out the their part-time secretary, "mind
+ the store.  We're going to get some lunch and go to the bank."
+ 
+      "Okay," she called back cheerfully.  "But remember, I've got an
+ appointment at one-thirty today.  I'll be gone by one."
+ 
+      "No problem," said Peter.  "Just leave the place open if we're
+ not back.  We won't be long."
+ 
+      "And don't forget the phone guy is coming in tomorrow to fix that
+ noisy line," she added.  "The phone will be out for a while in the
+ morning."
+ 
+      "Great, it's about time!" said Peter.
+ 
+      Moments later they had left the old building and were heading
+ towards downtown St.  Paul.  Peter was needling Brad about his
+ motorcycle and how impractical it was--again.
+ 
+      "You and that stupid crotch-rocket.  Damned thing sure is
+ worthless; can't even carry two people and a couple of bags of money!"
+ he said.
+ 
+      "Hey Pete, ease up a bit, would you," said Brad.  "I used to be a
+ lot worse.  At least I gave up road racing when I got married.  Look,
+ the bike is my one indulgence, and I couldn't afford a Ferrari, Okay?
+ Besides, I take great pleasure in knowing that my Ninja will kick the
+ ass of any Ferrari or Porsche or Corvette made.  You know what, Pete?
+ That bike's the closest thing to an x-wing fighter on the planet."
+ 
+      "X-wing fighter?" asked Peter, dubiously.
+ 
+      "You remember the scenes in 'Star Trek' and 'Star Wars' when they
+ make the jump to warp speed?" asked Brad.  Peter nodded but still
+ looked puzzled.  "Well, that's about how it feels to twist the
+ throttle on that Ninja.  Zero-to-Sixty in less than three seconds,
+ quarter-mile in eleven flat, top speed one-sixty-plus!  You bet,
+ Peter, it's the starship of the 1980's!  And I own one!"
+ 
+      Peter smiled and shook his head.  "You're an incurable
+ motorhead!" he said.  It didn't matter, they had had the same or a
+ similar conversation a hundred times before and, as usual, it was all
+ just good-natured banter.  Each man had his own turf and each
+ respected the other's opinion, even though that opinion might be
+ radically different from his own.  No doubt this was one of the
+ reasons that their friendship had worked so well.  It was a good
+ cornerstone upon which to build a successful business.
+ 
+      Lunch was a quick soup and sandwich at the Center Street Deli.
+ They took the opportunity to play around with some more of the
+ potentially new products in the box.  Brad was especially enamored
+ with the stuffed animals.  They were cute, cuddly and seemingly
+ covered with real fur!  Peter liked the little dragon with the ivory
+ (?) teeth and the incredible iridescent skin.  Neither man had any
+ doubts, it was all first-rate merchandise.
+ 
+      Lunch was followed by a trip to the First National Bank to
+ deposit the fifty or sixty checks that had come in that morning.  By
+ 12:45, the two friends were on their way back to work.  As usual, the
+ downtown traffic during the noon hour was heavy and slow-moving.  The
+ poor little Chevette was so underpowered and sluggish that they were
+ more-or-less at the mercy of the slowest vehicles on the road--mostly
+ more.  Finally they got stuck behind a UPS van that was double-parked
+ to make a delivery.  Not a soul traveling in the middle lane had the
+ common courtesy to let them get around the van and so there they sat
+ until the driver came sauntering out and moved it.  Brad shook his
+ fist and hollered at the guy out the window.  The driver just smiled
+ and flipped him off.  Brad was furious!  Two blocks later the Chevette
+ was stopped for a red light.  Across the intersection they saw the van
+ stop and the driver get out and go into a store.  Again the van was
+ double-parked.
+ 
+      "I'll fix that son-of-a-bitch!" said Brad.  He fished around in
+ the cardboard box.  "I'm gonna blast his sorry ass!" He quickly found
+ the new blaster, dusted off a spot on the dashboard with his elbow and
+ licked the suction cup to mount it.  After a brief examination, he
+ flipped a switch on the side of the Buck Rogers-looking ray gun,
+ centered the back of the van in the outsized crosshairs and pulled the
+ trigger.  To his utter shock and amazement a blue beam the size of a
+ pencil shot out of the gun.  "Ka-wummp!" With a loud report that shook
+ the ground, the back of the UPS van jumped two feet off the street and
+ went up in a searing ball of blue-white flame!  The two friends looked
+ at each other in horrified shock.
+ 
+      "Let's get the hell out of here!" shouted Brad.
+ 
+      Peter, his face white as death, complied by turning right and
+ flooring the accelerator.  Mercifully, it was only a short distance,
+ maybe five or six blocks, back to the store.  Brad rocketed out of the
+ car as they arrived and opened the overhead door.  With a quick glance
+ up and down the street, Peter pulled the car inside, barely missing
+ the big Kawasaki, and Brad pulled the door shut.  Peter, still
+ shaking, got out of the car.
+ 
+      "Brad, what the hell happened?" He was shouting.
+ 
+      "That God-damned ray gun blew the shit out of a UPS van!" Brad
+ shouted back, his voice quavering with excitement.  "Jesus Christ,
+ it's a good thing the driver was in the store, we might have killed
+ him!  Where the God-damned hell did that stuff come from, Pete?"
+ 
+      A calm and whispery voice interrupted.  "You are in some way
+ dissatisfied with the new products?"
+ 
+      Both men nearly jumped a foot off the floor at the sound.  They
+ turned to see a short man in what looked like a strangely- styled,
+ two-sizes-too-big, cream-colored leisure suit.  It had no lapels and
+ was secured in front by two huge, sparkling crystal buttons.  He was
+ also wearing a matching, outsized fedora hat with a floppy brim.  A
+ pair of gaudy Elton-John sunglasses added the finishing touch to his
+ outlandish costume.  In the darkness of the garage area they could not
+ make out any details of his face.
+ 
+      "Who the hell are you and how did you get in here?" Brad nearly
+ shouted.
+ 
+      "Your attractive secretary let me in before she left," the man
+ lisped.  "And, as you may have already guessed, I represent the firm
+ that is offering to sell you all those fine new products."
+ 
+      There was something definitely odd about him.  Brad also had to
+ seriously question the guy's taste in women; Julie was heavy set, had
+ bad acne and was anything but attractive.
+ 
+      "Man, you can't sell a functional ray-gun to people by mail!"
+ said Peter.  "We're God-damned lucky we didn't kill somebody!"
+ 
+      "Perhaps we misinterpreted the purpose of the weapon.  From your
+ brochure it was apparent that it would be used to rid the streets of
+ idiots.  As you can see, it will be very effective for this purpose.
+ 
+      "You're God-damned right it will be effective for that purpose!
+ We damned near killed a UPS driver!  Okay, the guy was an asshole," he
+ admitted.  "But that's no reason to kill him.  Who are you anyway?"
+ 
+      Both men felt their knees turn to water as the short man stepped
+ out of the shadows and removed his hat.  He was obviously not from the
+ earth, meaning that he was humanoid but certainly not human.  Without
+ his hat, he was even shorter than they had thought at first and he was
+ very thin which made the oversized zoot-leisure suit look even more
+ outlandish.  His head was hairless and sported a pair of delicate and
+ very ornate ears which stuck out sharply.  His skin was light-blue,
+ almost white, and looked smooth to the touch, like doeskin, and his
+ lips were thin around a small mouth.  Yet, for all of his
+ differentness, there was no air of menace about him.  At that moment,
+ the mouth was apparently in the alien version of a smile.
+ 
+      "I am called Roton and I represent the Coalition of Worlds," he
+ lisped.  "We are certain that we can provide you with products
+ superior to those you now sell and at a lower price." He removed his
+ Elton-John sunglasses, revealing a pair of liquid, aquamarine eyes.
+ "Who is your current supplier anyway?  Is it Deneb?  Sirius?"
+ 
+      "W-we get our stuff from many different outlets," Brad managed to
+ stammer as he backed towards the door.  Peter stood his ground.
+ 
+      "Hang on, Brad," he whispered, grabbing Brad's arm to slow down
+ his retreat.  "This is starting to make sense."
+ 
+      "It doesn't matter," said Roton.  "We can still do better.  The
+ Coalition represents over a hundred civilized worlds!" He looked at
+ the two friends, seeming to finally notice their near- flight
+ attitude.  "What is wrong?  I mean you no harm.  You look as though
+ you'd never seen a Coalition agent before."
+ 
+      "To be truthful...," Brad began.  Peter interrupted.
+ 
+      "It's been a while," he said.  "Why have you contacted us
+ anyway?"
+ 
+      "We wish to open new markets for trade in your solar system and
+ your firm is perfect for this purpose.  As you can see, we can already
+ provide certain items that you can use by modifying some of our staple
+ goods and certainly there are many products of your world that we can
+ use also.  We are very interested in doing business with you but we
+ have to be very careful not to alert the competition that we are here.
+ In fact, we have purposely not used some of our most sophisticated
+ probing devices for fear of detection.  Instead, we have been
+ monitoring what you call 'radio' and 'television' broadcasts for some
+ two weeks now and with the aid of a learning booster we have absorbed
+ enough about your culture to communicate.  We found your firm in
+ something called the 'yellow pages'.  You know, 'let your digits do
+ the walking'!  The (untranslated expletive) Denebians would never have
+ looked there!"
+ 
+      "Good, good, I'm glad you found us!  Umm...Would you excuse us
+ for a moment?" said Peter.  "My partner and I have to talk a little
+ business.  Have a seat.  You do sit, don't you?"
+ 
+      Roton nodded.  "Of course, my physiology is very similar to your
+ own."
+ 
+      "Good," Peter continued, scanning the room for something to
+ occupy the little alien for a few minutes.  "How about some coffee?"
+ 
+      "If you mean the beverage made by straining hot water through
+ partially burned vegetable matter; no thank you," he said, making a
+ face.  "Do you have any Coca-cola?" Peter nodded cautiously, Roton
+ continued.  "Excellent!  That is a product we simply must have!  The
+ aroma, the bouquet!  I know of ten worlds where we can sell all that
+ we can get!"
+ 
+      Peter got him a Coke out of the small fridge in back and got him
+ settled down in a chair.  The two friends went into the office to
+ talk.
+ 
+      "Give me the phone!" said Brad, in near panic.  "We gotta call
+ the cops, the Air Force or somebody.  That's a God-damned alien out
+ there for Crissake!"
+ 
+      "Hang on a second," said Peter, grabbing his shoulders and gently
+ pushing him into the desk chair.  "This is different!  This alien
+ wants to do business with us.  I don't know, there must have been some
+ kind of mistake somewhere, but it really doesn't matter.  What does
+ matter is that they've come to us, you and me--first!  Do you know
+ what that means, Brad?  We will be the first humans to have dealings
+ with another civilization!"
+ 
+      Brad cocked his head.  "You're right," he said, starting to calm
+ down a little.  "This is our chance to be famous."
+ 
+      "There'll be fame and notoriety, sure, but that's only the
+ beginning.  Think of it, Brad!  It means new products from over a
+ hundred different worlds and we, you and I, have sole rights to sell
+ them in this solar system!  Brad, Brad!" Peter shook him.  "We're
+ talking heavy-duty, major-league wealth here!  Can you imagine how
+ many people would stand in line to buy something from the stars?  And
+ what about all of the stuff made right here on good old earth.  You
+ heard him, they want to buy Coca-cola for Chrissake!
+ Coca-fucking-cola!  If we play our cards right, they'll buy it from
+ us!  We'll be two of the wealthiest people on earth.  We'll need dump
+ trucks to haul all of the money to the bank.  You can buy that
+ Ferrari...Hell, you can probably buy Italy!" He paused to let the
+ impact sink in before continuing.  "Unless, of course you'd rather
+ call the cops or something."
+ 
+      Brad swallowed and sat back, his face contorted from the effort
+ of the mental battle that was raging inside his head.  To his credit,
+ he thought for only a moment.  "You know, you're right," he said, as
+ it dawned on him.  "We certainly could take advantage of this
+ situation."
+ 
+      Brad had always demonstrated a gift for understatement.  They
+ gathered what self-composure they could and went back into the
+ mail-room area to confront the alien.  Roton had just finished his can
+ of Coke and was sitting with his head thrown back, eyes closed,
+ apparently still savoring the aftertaste.
+ 
+      "Mr.  Roton," said Peter.  "How do we go about setting up to do
+ business with you?" The alien blinked and brought his head down to
+ face them.
+ 
+      "Truly an excellent beverage!" he proclaimed.  He looked into the
+ empty can forlornly before setting it back on the table.  "It is
+ really very simple," he lisped.  "We will draw up a standard contract
+ with you as our sole agents for T-shirts, dashboard blasters and
+ stuffed animals along with some choice products for us from your
+ planet.  But that is only the beginning, from there we can go on to
+ some serious business.  You might say that the stars are the limit!"
+ he chuckled, a sort of bubbly hiss.
+ 
+      "How long until you can have a contract ready, Mr.  Roton?" asked
+ Brad.
+ 
+      "Just 'Roton' will do," he replied.  "It usually takes only a few
+ hours.  We could do it more quickly but there are always some special
+ details for each world we deal with."
+ 
+      "We've been talking this over and we're very interested," said
+ Peter.  "But, I think we may need some time to settle a few things.  I
+ think we could be ready by tomorrow morning.  Would that be alright?"
+ 
+      "Not at all irregular.  It will be fine.  I shall return tomorrow
+ to answer any questions you may have.  We can have a contract ready
+ at, say, nine o'clock for you.  It can be signed at that time."
+ 
+      "Good, Good!" said Peter.  "Until tomorrow, then?"
+ 
+      "Actually, there is one more thing," said Roton.  "The landing
+ craft that brought me here will not return until tomorrow.  As I said,
+ we do not wish to alarm the Denebian or Siriusian competition so we
+ have operated only clandestine flights."
+ 
+      "Probably not a bad idea," said Peter.  Good, he thought, no one
+ else has seen him.  He was even more positive that he and Brad had
+ made a good decision.
+ 
+      "Indeed," said Roton.  "The question is: Could you direct me to
+ an establishment that will accept a Coalition credit cube?  I need a
+ place to spend the night."
+ 
+      "Um...There aren't any near by," Peter managed to stammer.  Shit,
+ he thought, we can't have this alien roaming the streets!  Could ruin
+ everything!  Thinking quickly, he came up with a solution.  "Why don't
+ you spend the night with one of us," he said, managing to stay
+ outwardly calm; meanwhile his mind was racing.  He himself lived in a
+ large apartment complex, no good, too many people.  Brad had a nice
+ two-story with attached garage--perfect!  They could probably get
+ Roton into the house without anyone seeing them.  "Brad would
+ delighted to have you stay with him."
+ 
+      "Huh?" said Brad.
+ 
+      "Wonderful!" Roton was almost gleeful.  "I should tell you that I
+ am an amateur sociologist.  I would like to study a human family unit
+ to gain some insight as to how they work.  You know, relationships and
+ such.  This would be an excellent opportunity!"
+ 
+      "Well...okay," said Brad hesitantly, definitely not convinced
+ that it was going to work.  "As long as we're going to do business
+ together, we might as well get used to it.  Yeah, what the hell!  Come
+ to my place tonight.  I'll talk to my wife right now.  It should be no
+ problem." He almost choked over the words "no problem".
+ 
+      Roton got a small transmitter out of his breast pocket and spoke
+ some unintelligible syllables into it.  After a couple of exchanges,
+ he announced.  "The arrangements have been made.  Valtex will come
+ down tomorrow with a contract.  And I am free for the evening!"
+ 
+      They got Roton another Coke and the two friends went back to the
+ office to call Brad's wife.  They looked at each other for a moment,
+ neither wishing to break the spell for fear the dream would end.
+ Finally, Brad broke the silence.
+ 
+      "Pinch me, Pete!  This has gotta be a dream!"
+ 
+      "If it is, I hope I never wake up!" said Peter.  "Brad, we're
+ gonna be rich!"
+ 
+      "Yeah, and I invited an alien over to my house.  'Gee Honey,
+ guess who's coming to dinner!'" They both cackled excitedly.  They
+ didn't accomplish much for the rest of the day.  In fact, most of the
+ day's orders remained unfilled.
+ 
+ 
+      Nancy Weller was a reasonable woman.  During the time she had
+ known Brad, she hadn't pushed him at all.  In the beginning, she had
+ waited and worried, silently, until he decided, on his own, to give up
+ the extremely dangerous sport of motorcycle road-racing.  The worry
+ had been worth it.  Since it was he who had made the decision, he had
+ no trouble living with it.  Later, when her husband had informed her
+ that he was going to quit a secure, fairly-well-paying job to start up
+ a science fiction business with Peter she had been worried but, again,
+ hadn't voiced any objection.  A year later it looked like Brad may
+ have made a good career move.  However, she had balked a bit when he
+ announced that he was bringing an alien home for dinner.
+ 
+      "You mean a migrant worker, Dear?"
+ 
+      "No, I mean an honest-to-God, not-from-this-planet space alien."
+ 
+      "What the hell are you talking about, Brad?" she asked sternly,
+ her voice tinged with worry and more than just a trace of anger.  "You
+ guys didn't have another one of your famous four-beer lunches, did
+ you?"
+ 
+      "Not this time, Honey.  I'm dead serious.  Believe me, this is
+ the opportunity of a lifetime!  Hell, five lifetimes!"
+ 
+      She decided to humor him, it had always worked in the past.
+ 
+      "Great, what do I fix for supper?"
+ 
+      "He says that his physiology is almost like ours.  What the hell,
+ make your lasagne.  Better make a lot, because he's going to ride home
+ with Peter--I can't bring him, I'm on the bike--and Betsy will
+ probably stop over after work." There was a silence on the line.  He
+ added.  "I love you, sweetheart.  Thanks a lot."
+ 
+      They say behind every successful man stands a good woman.  By any
+ measure, Nancy Weller was truly a magnificent woman.  With her behind
+ him, Brad was practically guaranteed success!
+ 
+ 
+      Dinner went splendidly.  Roton had two generous helpings of
+ Nancy's excellent lasagne and washed it down with a two-liter bottle
+ of Pepsi.  No doubt about it, there was trouble brewing.  Roton liked
+ Pepsi even better than Coke.  Brad caught himself thinking of what a
+ great TV campaign it would make, sort of an ultimate Pepsi Challenge.
+ Move over Bill Cosby, make room for Roton!  And he might have been in
+ a gourmet restaurant the way he reacted to the meal.  Even before
+ dinner had ended, he had charmed both women completely.  The rest of
+ the evening went just as well with Brad, Peter and Roton talking about
+ potential products and swapping stories about life within their
+ different societies.
+ 
+      They had a few after dinner drinks.  To further their amusement,
+ they discovered that something in the Pepsi, the carbon-dioxide maybe,
+ affected Roton much the same as alcohol effected the humans.  The
+ slightly tipsy and very personable alien was great entertainment.
+ Finally ten o'clock came around and Peter announced that it was time
+ for he and Betsy to be going home.  Roton agreed that it was time to
+ quit also.  Members of his species didn't sleep as such, but they did
+ have a similar state, and he was feeling like he needed to partake of
+ it right then.  By that time, Nancy and Brad had no reservations about
+ having their new friend and business associate spend the night.
+ 
+      Brad didn't sleep much that night but when he did, he dreamed of
+ two-wheeled starships and short, dapper aliens who looked like Truman
+ Capote.
+ 
+ 
+      Morning found them all in good spirits with, fortunately, no ill
+ effects from the previous night's activities.  All, including Roton,
+ had overslept a bit so they were running a bit late.  They served up a
+ normal, midwestern breakfast just like any other day.  Roton took a
+ particular liking to Wheat Chex.  Brad mentally marked off another
+ product that could make millions for Offworld Specialties.  With
+ breakfast finished, there was coffee for Brad and Pepsi for Roton.
+ Brad decided to double-check the morning's agenda.
+ 
+      "When do we sign the contract this morning, Roton?" he asked.
+ 
+      "Unless I am mistaken, I believe it is at nine." He consulted a
+ cube from his pocket.  "Yes, my colleague Valtex will come to Offworld
+ Specialties at nine with the contract.  I am very excited.  I haven't
+ told you this yet but this is my first assignment for the Coalition."
+ 
+      "Your first?"
+ 
+      "Yes, but I think it is going rather well, don't you?"
+ 
+      "Ah...sure, but there is one thing that puzzles me," said Brad.
+ "Why did you guys pick us to do business with?"
+ 
+      "Your's was the only firm that we could find which had some
+ experience working with extraterrestrial civilizations," said Roton.
+ 
+      Roton had admitted that this was his first assignment; Brad
+ figured he that owed a confession also.
+ 
+      "But, Roton, we don't have any experience working with aliens."
+ said Brad.
+ 
+      "How can that be?  On the telephone, yesterday, I asked your
+ partner if you were the firm that worked with other space-faring
+ civilizations and he replied 'yes'!" said Roton.  There was an edge of
+ concern in his voice.
+ 
+      "Roton, we get thirty or forty calls a week where someone asks us
+ the same question," said Brad.  "We tell all of them 'yes', they
+ expect it, it's part of the game."
+ 
+      "But the name 'Offworld Specialties?' said Roton.
+ 
+      "We chose it because it fits with the illusion that we have some
+ contacts in outer space.  But none of our customers really believes
+ that we do."
+ 
+      "Oh, this is most unfortunate!" said Roton, agitatedly.
+ 
+      "It's a kind of joke!" said Brad.  He looked thoughtfully at
+ Roton for a moment.  "Maybe you just don't understand our humor.  That
+ would make sense." A light went on in Brad's brain.  "Sure, like that
+ damned dashboard blaster.  Ours was never intended to work, it was
+ just a toy, a noisemaker.  Your's blew the shit out of a UPS van!
+ Maybe we should talk a bit more, Roton."
+ 
+      "You mean you admit that you lied to a Coalition agent?" Roton
+ was really getting worked up."
+ 
+      "Well, I wouldn't exactly call it lying," said Brad.  "I'd say
+ that you guys kind of jumped to some conclusions."
+ 
+      It may already be too late!" said Roton.  "What time is it?"
+ 
+      "It's twenty minutes to nine," said Brad, looking at his watch.
+ "I'm going to have to leave for work pretty soon."
+ 
+      "You must stop your friend from signing that contract!" said
+ Roton.  "There are severe penalties for lying to a Coalition agent."
+ 
+      "I said I was leaving for work in a few minutes.  Surely they
+ won't sign the contract without both of us there!" said Brad.
+ 
+      "Now it is you who do not understand.  In our society, time is
+ inviolate.  If the contract is to be signed at nine o'clock, that is
+ when it will be signed, believe me!"
+ 
+      "Look, we certainly didn't mean any harm," Brad began.  Roton cut
+ him off.
+ 
+      "The last time someone lied to one of our agents we retaliated by
+ destroying the entire planet." said Roton, in near panic.
+ 
+      "What!" Brad stood up so suddenly that his chair fell over behind
+ him.  "Jesus, Roton, isn't there anything we can do?" The panic was
+ infectious.
+ 
+      "No problem, if we get it straightened out before he signs that
+ contract," said Roton.  "Otherwise..."
+ 
+      "I know, why don't you call Valtex on your communicator and tell
+ them not to sign before we get there!"
+ 
+      "Good idea," said Roton, with some relief as he reached for his
+ breast pocket.  His face fell as he failed to find the device.  He
+ stood up and frantically felt the rest of his pockets.  "I...I cannot
+ find it!  Let me think.  I used it in Peter's vehicle on the way here
+ yesterday.  I...I must have left it there!  If you remember, I had two
+ Coca-colas before we came here yesterday.  I get a bit disorientated."
+ 
+      "I'll just call Peter myself," Brad said as he picked up the
+ phone and dialed the number.  That failed too.  "Oh shit!  I forgot!
+ The phone is down this morning!"
+ 
+      It seemed there was only one possible solution.
+ 
+      He hollered to his wife as he grabbed his leather jacket and
+ full-face helmet.  "Nancy!  Call the police and tell them to meet the
+ maniac on the Ninja at Offworld Specialties.  Tell them it's a life or
+ death situation.  Get Roton in the car and follow me down as quickly
+ as you can."
+ 
+      He had the jacket, the helmet and his gloves on before he opened
+ the garage door.  He had the key in the ignition and switched on
+ before he even threw his leg over the bike.  He stabbed the starter
+ button and, as usual, the engine roared to life immediately, throbbing
+ with power.  There was no time for the customary pre-ride
+ inspection--the future of mankind was at stake!.  He pulled in the
+ clutch with his left hand, snicked the shift lever down into first
+ gear with his left toe, blipped the throttle with his right hand and
+ let out the clutch.  The rear tire left a six-foot long stripe on the
+ concrete floor as he launched the bike out of the garage.  He slowed
+ down only slightly and took a left into the street--right into the
+ path of a Buick!  He ignored the squeal of brakes and the angry curses
+ of the driver as he straightened out the handlebars and twisted the
+ throttle to the stop.
+ 
+      Engage warp drive!
+ 
+      In less than a heartbeat the awesome power of the two- wheeled
+ beast was unleashed.  The bike lunged forward, the front wheel
+ skimming a couple of inches off the street, the rear tire clawing at
+ the asphalt.  The tach soared to redline in first gear accompanied by
+ the soulful howl of the big, inline four in full song.  The guy in the
+ Buick stopped in mid-curse as the big bike with its obviously
+ psychotic rider seemingly evaporated down the street!  With the
+ throttle still at the stop, Brad snapped the clutch in and out while
+ lifting his left toe simultaneously, accomplishing the shift into
+ second gear in less than an eyeblink.  The front wheel again lost
+ contact with the road.  The process was repeated for third gear.  Brad
+ was now a mere eight seconds away from his driveway.  His speed was
+ already 102 m.p.h.  and climbing.  Four intersections shot past, Brad
+ silently thanked God no one was coming!  Too quickly, it was time to
+ slow down for the crosstown freeway entrance.  After a quick pull on
+ the brakes and a downshift to second gear to lose a little speed, Brad
+ shifted his weight over to the left, "hanging off" to insure proper
+ cornering attitude as he banked the streaking bike over into the
+ curve.  The rear wheel slipped a couple of times but he managed to
+ successfully negotiate the carousel onto the highway at just over 70
+ m.p.h.  Brad's heart was in his throat, even in his racing days, he
+ had never done anything quite that dangerous!  Race tracks have
+ generous runoffs and hay bales if you make a mistake.  On the street
+ there are nothing but hard things and sharp angles.  Not to mention
+ cars.  Thousands of cars, all crawling along at 65 m.p.h., or less.
+ There were trucks too, big, heavy, ugly trucks that clogged the road
+ even better.
+ 
+      Out on the highway, and he was on the throttle again, hard!  The
+ Ninja again lunged forward, eating up the road ravenously, like some
+ lithe, hungry, two-wheeled predator.  Brad tucked in behind the short
+ bubble windscreen of the sportbike's full fairing as he weaved in and
+ out of the traffic like a madman on amphetamines.  The tach hovered
+ near redline in fourth gear as he and the big bike screamed down the
+ dashed lines in the middle of the two-lane one-way road and flashed
+ between a moving van in one lane and a tow-truck in the other.
+ 
+      The noise of the wind tearing at his helmet and clothing was all
+ that he could hear but he could feel how hard the engine was working
+ by the urgency of the tingling vibration he felt between his legs and
+ in the handgrips.  Brad realized once again that riding a big powerful
+ bike really fast required CONCENTRATION!.  Things happen at an
+ alarming rate at 130 m.p.h.!
+ 
+      Don't try this at home, kids!  he thought, as he shot over to
+ pass a dirt-covered Cadillac, skirting by it by going out on the
+ shoulder.  Not surprisingly, most of the people he passed were shocked
+ and angered and were making all kinds of gestures at him.  At the
+ speeds he was traveling and in his state of total concentration, he
+ barely saw them.
+ 
+      The engine was singing soprano and the speedometer indicating 135
+ m.p.h.  as the exit for downtown came up on the right--fast!  Brad
+ grabbed a handful of brake with his right hand.  It was like hitting a
+ brick wall.  The powerful twin discs on the front wheel of the
+ streaking black and red bike were so strong and the need of the rider
+ so urgent that the back wheel came up momentarily from the force of
+ braking.  He downshifted twice, fourth to third to second and coasted
+ down the ramp and out into the street at half-throttle.  There was a
+ tiny opening in the traffic; Brad put the hammer down!  The warp drive
+ kicked in again and the big bike with its white-knuckled rider clawed
+ its way around a red Dodge Omni and flashed through the tail-end of a
+ yellow light, speed: 80 m.p.h.  Just five more blocks to go!  Then
+ four, then three...Again the squeal of car brakes from a near
+ miss--unheard.  The "Offworld Specialties" sign came into view.  Brad
+ again hit the brakes so hard that the back wheel came up off the
+ street.  He slithered the bike to a stop in front of the building,
+ slammed the sidestand down and ran inside, screaming for Peter as he
+ clawed at the fasteners on his helmet.  He rounded the corner into the
+ mail-room just in time to see Peter and another alien by the desk.
+ The clock on the wall read 8:59.  Peter had a pen poised above a large
+ formal-looking document.
+ 
+      "Peter!" Brad shouted.  "For God's sake don't sign that
+ contract!"
+ 
+      Peter looked up at him with a kind of bewildered stare.  Brad
+ didn't even stop.  He continued his headlong rush across the room and
+ snatched the pen out of Peter's hand.
+ 
+      "What did you do that for?" asked Peter.
+ 
+      Brad was out of breath from the exertion of piloting the big
+ bike.  Or maybe it was because he hadn't breathed for most of his
+ incredible trip--He wasn't sure!  He sat shakily down in a chair and
+ put his head in his hands.  The enormity of what he had just done, the
+ saving of mankind and the personal risk he had just taken, was
+ beginning to dawn on him.  It would be a while before the adrenaline
+ wore off.
+ 
+      "We have to talk a bit more about some of the details of the
+ contract," said Brad, calmly.  "That is, if we want to stay in
+ business for very long."
+ 
+      Within minutes, the building was surrounded by police cars which
+ were full of confused and angry policemen.  A short time later Nancy
+ and Roton arrived.  The spacecraft on the roof and the alien on the
+ ground were enough to convince the cops that a momentous event was in
+ progress.  Besides, they weren't sure who had jurisdiction over the
+ matter.  Roton and the two friends made a few minor (but extremely
+ important) changes in the wording of their contract and, with the
+ stroke of a pen, Offworld Specialties really did have contacts with an
+ extraterrestrial civilization!
+ 
+ 
+                                 * * *
+ 
+      It had been a truly fantastic banquet with delightful and exotic
+ cuisine from all over the Galaxy and the lush appointments of the
+ formal dining room were opulent in the extreme.  Red velvet draperies
+ and gold brocade adorned the frescoed walls.  The table was covered
+ with the very best Denebian linen and was set with "china" from
+ Sirius's most famous kilns.  Around the table, three friends raised
+ their expensive Rigellian crystal goblets in a formal toast.  Two of
+ the goblets contained the finest champagne, the other contained the
+ finest Pepsi-cola.
+ 
+      "To the first five years of our prosperous partnership, Brad,
+ Roton," said Peter.  "May there be many more!" They clinked their
+ glasses together and tossed down their respective beverages.
+ 
+      "Where to now?" said Roton.
+ 
+      "Oh, I don't know," said Brad.  "How about Barnard's Star.  I
+ hear they had a fantastic year for Sardinarian Brandy."
+ 
+      Roton disappeared into the control room.  Minutes later the sleek
+ gleaming starship that was the property of Offworld Specialties came
+ majestically about.  After a short countdown she flashed into
+ hyperspace.  With her wealthy merchant crew and her cargo of precious
+ goods, the Offworld Ninja was off on another foray as trader to the
+ stars.
+ 
+           ---------------------------------------------------
+           Phil is a research specialist in Plant Pathology at
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+           decent story!"   This story marks Phil's second ap-
+           pearance in Athene.
+           ---------------------------------------------------
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+ 
+                               March 1990
+                           Volume II, Issue 2
+ 
+                                Contents
+ 
+ Etc...  ..................................................  Jim McCabe
+                                                              Editorial
+ 
+ "Piled Higher and Deeper"  ........................  Kenneth A. Kousen
+                                                                Fiction
+ 
+ "Uncle Itchy"  .....................................  Heidi G. Wolfson
+                                                                Fiction
+ 
+ "Solace"  ................................................  Bill Sklar
+                                                                Fiction
+ 
+ "Moonlight"  .......................................  Sonia Orin Lyris
+                                                                Fiction
+ 
+ 
+                 ATHENE, Copyright 1990 By Jim McCabe.
+                   Circulation: 654 (21% PostScript)
+ This magazine may be archived and reproduced without charge under the
+    condition that it remains in its entirety.  The individual works
+    within are the sole property of their respective authors, and no
+     further use of these works is permitted without their explicit
+   consent.  This ASCII edition was created on an IBM 4381 mainframe,
+                 using the Xedit System Product Editor.
+  Subscriptions: Athene is available in PostScript and ASCII form, and
+   is distributed exclusively over electronic computer networks.  All
+          subscriptions are free.  To subscribe, send email to
+ MCCABE@MTUS5.BITNET, with a message inicating which format (PostScript
+                         or ASCII) is desired.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ Etc...
+ Jim McCabe
+ MCCABE@MTUS5.BITNET
+ ======================================================================
+ 
+      Some might find it strange that it has taken me six issues to
+ finally get comfortable with Athene.  The tedious job of processing
+ subscriptions, although still done by hand, is becoming more
+ efficient.  The development of the PostScript edition is also becoming
+ more and more automatic, as I continue to fine-tune both my custom
+ software and the templates used by FrameMaker.  I am comfortable, but
+ I don't think I will ever be completely content.  There is always room
+ for improvement, and I encourage the readership to recommend changes.
+ 
+      This month's issue contains some subtle changes, suggested by a
+ few concerned subscribers, which relate to the formatting of the
+ PostScript versions.  The story titles are now enclosed in quotes,
+ instead of being underlined.  The title of this column is now
+ formatted more consistently, using no italics or quotes everywhere it
+ is referenced.  Also, the gray "filler" blocks, used to balance the
+ columns of the last page of some stories, have been discontinued.  A
+ true dash is used now as well, instead of a double hyphen.  In
+ addition, the "A" icon is now used to signal the end of every story,
+ instead of being used only for my editorial section.  The most visible
+ change is a reduction in the size of the type.  The smaller type helps
+ to ease the psychological burden of reading such narrow columns of
+ words, and it also makes each issue about four pages shorter.
+ 
+      I have also started a newer system for distributing the
+ back-issues of the magazine.  Before, I would process each request an
+ issue at a time, immediately when I received it.  Now, I save up all
+ the back-issue requests until the end of the week, then I send them
+ all out at once.  Although this causes a slower turnaround time in the
+ short run, above this individual level it makes much more efficient
+ use of the network and contributes to a faster throughput in the long
+ run.  These reader-sponsored improvements, balanced with a few other
+ small modifications made on my own, should help to make this monthly
+ magazine a more enjoyable experience for everyone.
+ 
+      I am happy to announce the formation of a new fiction magazine
+ for the Scandinavian community -- Volven.  Like Athene and Quanta,
+ Volven will be distributed electronically, over the ever-expanding
+ global computer network.  The editor, Rune Johansen, had originally
+ planned for it to deal exclusively with science fiction, but has
+ decided to allow for "any good stuff in Danish, Swedish, or
+ Norwegian." (Not "Nynorsk.") Rune may be reached at:
+ 
+                             Rune Johansen
+                            Editor,  Volven
+                   rune.johansen@odin.re.nta.uninett
+ 
+      But enough of this, on now to the real purpose of the magazine,
+ the stories!
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ "Piled Higher and Deeper"
+ By Kenneth A. Kousen
+ KAK%UTRC@utrcgw.utc.com
+ Copyright 1990 Kenneth A. Kousen
+ ======================================================================
+ 
+      Sometimes, graduate school is no picnic.
+ 
+      I reflected on this fact in the Student Lounge while "talking" to
+ my friend Jeremy Davis, a fellow Ph.D.  candidate in mathematical
+ physics.  I use the word "talking" loosely, because Jeremy suffers
+ from Graduate Student Disease: the firm conviction that his work is so
+ fascinating that everyone in the world ought to be eager to hear about
+ it, in great detail, for hours on end.  I find this self-centered
+ foolishness frustrating, because it makes people reluctant to hear
+ about truly important work.
+ 
+      Like mine, for instance.  I am going to revolutionize physics by
+ introducing the concept of negative probabilities.  How can the odds
+ of something happening be negative?  Simple.  If something is
+ absolutely impossible, its probability is zero.  Therefore, a negative
+ probability means that it is so totally impossible that you shouldn't
+ even be wasting your time thinking about it in the first place.
+ 
+      This, naturally, brings me to the problem of writing my thesis.
+ Don't get me wrong; I'm an excellent student.  I took all the required
+ courses, and did fine (after all, grades don't matter to graduate
+ students, right?).  I passed my qualifying examinations at the end of
+ my second year with only minor damage, and spent the last four years
+ blissfully contemplating the wonders of the universe.  All right, so I
+ mostly did it while drinking beer at the beach.  Thinking deep
+ thoughts is best performed when you are relaxed, and where do you go
+ to relax?  Q.E.D.  (Latin for "it ought to be obvious from here, so
+ don't bother me with any questions").  All in all, it had been a good,
+ productive, and, of course, relaxing existence, all for the benefit of
+ my fellow man.
+ 
+      Last week, however, my entire carefully cultivated world received
+ a shattering blow.  I had presented the deep, powerful theorems I had
+ been working on to my advisor for His review (note: advisors always
+ get a capital He/She/It -- follow this rule and you have at least a
+ fighting chance to get your degree).  When He later called me into His
+ office, I subtly commented that it was He who had provided the
+ inspiration for this beautiful, elegant work, and carefully called His
+ attention to the way my work built upon His own.  I finally told Him
+ that I was going to name my first child after Him, even if it was a
+ girl.  He rolled His eyes in response, no doubt thanking the heavens
+ that He had been blessed with such a devoted disciple.
+ 
+      Imagine my astonishment when He then informed me that funding for
+ my project was being terminated, so that if I wanted a Ph.D., I had to
+ submit a thesis within two weeks!
+ 
+      I went to the Student Lounge to consider my plight, which is how
+ I received the privilege of hearing every detail of Jeremy's research,
+ as I said.  When he finally ran out of wind, I told him about my
+ predicament.
+ 
+      "Ok," he said, "so you have to give your advisor a rough draft.
+ What's the problem?"
+ 
+      "Well, at this particular point in time, I don't have much
+ actually committed to paper."
+ 
+      "Really?  You've been here forever.  How much do you have?"
+ 
+      I looked down my nose at him.  "Please, sir.  Like the immortal
+ Gauss, I am an explorer, not a colonizer.  I prefer the noble quest
+ for knowledge to the mundane aspects of recording my discoveries.
+ While it is true that I may have spent more time here than the average
+ student, I assure you that it has been well spent."
+ 
+      "So you keep telling me.  Don't you have anything at all?"
+ 
+      I gave him my pages of theorems and proofs.  He shuffled through
+ them, emitting an occasional whistle.  He never actually laughed.
+ 
+      "My friend," he said after he had finished, "you have a problem."
+ 
+      "Nonsense," I replied, "_we_ have a problem."
+ 
+      "We?  What do you mean `we'?"
+ 
+      I then proceeded to dazzle him with logical arguments in favor of
+ his helping me find a way out of this mess.  Sadly, I must report that
+ man is not a rational animal.  Threats worked better, but I'm afraid
+ it was bribery that was most effective.  I shall dearly miss my mint
+ condition set of Pink Floyd original master recordings.
+ 
+      "Well," he said, "I'll try, but I'm not promising anything.  I'll
+ let you know if I come up with any ideas."
+ 
+      "Sir, you are a gentlemen and a scholar.  I look forward with
+ great anticipation to hearing your recommendations."
+ 
+ 
+ 
+      Later that evening while listening to Pink Floyd's _The_Wall_
+ (you know, "we don't need no education..."), I compiled a list of
+ possible solutions to my dilemma.  It ran, in part:
+ 
+            1.  Finish the thesis.  I rejected this as
+                impractical, given the time considerations and my
+                adviser's unfortunate predisposition against me.
+            2.  Transfer to another department.  (And have to
+                take the qualifiers again?  Get serious.)
+            3.  Transfer to another school.  (Possible but
+                unlikely.  See (1) above.)
+            4.  Get a job.  (And _work_ for a living?  There
+                has to be a better way.)
+            5.  Extortion.
+            6.  Marry my adviser's daughter.
+            7.  French Foreign Legion.
+ 
+ 
+      Believe it or not, the list went downhill from there.
+ 
+      How disappointing.  Maybe my work is not the most rigorous in the
+ world, but at least it tends to be original.  I know my ideas
+ sometimes seem rather far out, but they're certainly new.
+ 
+      I remember when I took that Modern Art course as an under-
+ graduate.  The instructor projected slides of various odd-looking
+ works of art on a screen, and invited discussion about them.  One day
+ she put a particularly wild Jackson Pollack up there, and it pushed me
+ too far.  The painting consisted entirely of blotches of paint on a
+ canvas, with no apparent pattern.  I felt compelled to say something.
+ 
+      "Now wait a minute," I said.  "What's so wonderful about that?" I
+ pointed disdainfully at the screen.
+ 
+      "It was new and different," she replied.
+ 
+      "You mean that all I have to do to be a famous artist is to come
+ up with new and different things?"
+ 
+      "It's not quite that simple, but, in effect, yes.  If you can be
+ truly original, perhaps you could produce something of merit."
+ 
+      "All right, then, try this.  I'm going to paint an absolute
+ masterpiece on a canvas and put it in a nice, wooden frame.  The thing
+ is, though, I'm going to hang it so that the picture faces the wall
+ and nobody can see it.  I'll call it `Hidden Beauty' or something like
+ that.  What do you think?"
+ 
+      "Well..."
+ 
+      "Next, I'm going to suspend it by a thread from the ceiling, but
+ in the middle of the back so that it faces downward.  Then I'll attach
+ a motor to it so it spins back and forth.  What do you think now?"
+ 
+      "Um..."
+ 
+      "You like that one?  How about this?  I'm going to slice a
+ triangular section out of one end and argue that the missing piece
+ gives the work a sense of space.  Then maybe I'll hang the section
+ next to it.  Maybe I'll just put the whole thing in a locked room and
+ only let people see it through a mirror.  Am I an artist?"
+ 
+      She shook her head sadly and didn't reply.  I wound up with a
+ B-minus in the course.  I never did figure out what made some modern
+ art works worth a lot of money and others garbage.  I decided to stick
+ with physics, where you could usually tell the good from the bad.
+ 
+      This, unfortunately, brought my attention back to the problem at
+ hand.  All this daydreaming may have helped, though, because I began
+ to get the barest glimmer of an idea.  Maybe the whole trick was to
+ turn everything around and look at it from a different angle.  I
+ pondered the possibilities far into the night.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+      The next day, I met Jeremy for lunch.  He looked like he hadn't
+ slept well either.  He handed me the papers I had given him the day
+ before.
+ 
+      "I don't know," he said.  "There are some interesting ideas here,
+ but not a lot of development.  There really isn't enough here to get a
+ thesis out of it."
+ 
+      I smiled at him.  "Fear not, I have been inspired.  With some
+ help from you, my dear fellow, we are well on the way to becoming
+ famous beyond your wildest dreams."
+ 
+      "What are we going to do, rob a bank?"
+ 
+      "Oh, thee of little faith.  You know my hypotheses about negative
+ mass and negative probabilities?"
+ 
+      "Sure.  Cute ideas, but I can't imagine anything productive
+ coming out of them."
+ 
+      "The beauty of my plan is that we don't have to.  What we are
+ going to do is to propose the Madison-Abramson-Davis Conjecture."
+ 
+      "The who?"
+ 
+      "Look, all the truly famous problems in mathematics are unsolved,
+ right?  Some may even be unsolvable.  But it doesn't matter.  Nobody
+ ever remembers the person who solves an unsolved problem, only the
+ person who came up with it in the first place.  Look at Fermat's Last
+ Theorem.  Mathematicians have been trying to prove or disprove it for
+ three hundred years with no luck.  Even if they do succeed, though,
+ the guy everybody will remember is Fermat.  So I, Robert Madison, and
+ you, Jeremy Davis, are going to come up with a Great Question."
+ 
+      "Sure we are.  By the way, where does the Abramson part come in?"
+ 
+      "Elementary, my dear Davis.  No doubt you have forgotten the name
+ of my esteemed advisor, the soon to be famous Professor Bartholomew S.
+ Abramson."
+ 
+      He laughed.  "Cute.  Real cute.  Incidentally, why is my name
+ last?"
+ 
+      "Ah, sometimes my subtlety surprises even me.  Can you think of a
+ better name for a kooky idea like this than the MAD Conjecture?"
+ 
+      Jeremy grinned.  The grin forced its way into a laugh, and then
+ into a guffaw.  It is extremely gratifying to watch skeptics come
+ around to my way of thinking.
+ 
+      "Now for the minor details," I continued.  "As wonderful as my
+ work thus far has been, it needs to be presented in the proper manner
+ for it to yield the desired results.  This is what I want you to
+ do..."
+ 
+ 
+ 
+      During the next two weeks, I circulated rumors around the various
+ funding agencies that my advisor had made a Nobel Prize-worthy
+ discovery.  I stated that he was reluctant to announce it yet because
+ he hadn't worked out all the possibilities.  I then called the science
+ editor at the local newspaper and gave him the story.  He loved it.
+ Most professors don't have time for science journalism types; they
+ prefer to talk only to each other.  Consequently, the newspaperman was
+ thrilled to be on the inside track of a potentially major discovery.
+ 
+      I then called the governor's office.  `If you're going to be
+ audacious, you might as well go all out,' is my philosophy.  I
+ eventually was placed in touch with the state representative for
+ public relations in education.  When I told him the story, he ate it
+ up.  Nothing like a little state xenophobia to make people not worry
+ about facts.  All he could talk about was how this reflected well upon
+ the governor, the state, the university, and my advisor, probably in
+ that order.
+ 
+      My favorite call, however, was to the fund-raising office at the
+ university.  Here, the operating principle is greed.  They love
+ anything they can flaunt to potential donors.  I spoke to a Ms.
+ Weston, Senior Executive Assistant to the Dean for Industrial and
+ Alumni Relations.
+ 
+      "We're so glad," she said, "to see our junior faculty producing
+ such important work." She always used the royal plural.  "We simply
+ must see to it that Professor Abramson receives our fullest support
+ and appreciation.  Would you please, for the good of the University,
+ of course, persuade him to release his results as soon as possible?"
+ 
+      I promised to try.
+ 
+      Meanwhile, Jeremy was working on graphics.  There's nothing like
+ multicolored diagrams and videos to dazzle the uninformed.  Just look
+ at all the computer manufacturers that show bar graphs on TV.
+ Honestly, when was the last time you truly needed to use a bar graph.
+ 
+      Jeremy really came through.  He made multicolored pie charts,
+ constructed elaborate three-dimensional models, and even managed to
+ create a video tape of some complicated numerical simulation.  It
+ looked beautiful.
+ 
+      Finally, everything was ready for the big day.  I triumphantly
+ entered my adviser's office, just before my list of callers was
+ scheduled to arrive.  Professor Abramson motioned for me to take a
+ chair until he got off the phone.
+ 
+      "No," he was saying, "I'm not ready to publish my results just
+ yet.  Yes, yes, I'll let you know when I am.  You're welcome.  Good
+ bye." He hung up the phone and turned to me.
+ 
+      "Strangest thing," he said.  "All week long I've been getting the
+ oddest inquiries about some supposed `Big Question' they say I'm
+ working on.  Can't imagine what they're talking about.  No matter,
+ they're all daft anyway.  Now, Mr.  Madison, have you a thesis to
+ present to me today?"
+ 
+      "Sir, with my associate, Jeremy Davis, I have prepared a paper I
+ believe you will find quite interesting."
+ 
+      I handed him a copy of "The Madison-Abramson-Davis Conjecture and
+ Its Revolutionary Impact on Modern Physics." His expression was
+ priceless.  He couldn't decided whether to be astonished or furious,
+ and tried to do both.  Fortunately, at this point the first visitor
+ arrived.
+ 
+      "Professor Abramson, I presume.  I'm Dick Jorgens from the Daily
+ Press.  Your student here tells me you're on to something big."
+ 
+      My advisor turned to him, but before he could respond, in walked
+ the Honorable William H.  Wyeth, State Senator and Head of the
+ Governor's Commission on Science and Technology.  He didn't introduce
+ himself.  He just assumed everyone knew him, which was probably
+ correct.
+ 
+      "Nice to see you again, Bart," he said.  Nobody ever calls my
+ advisor Bart, but what the heck, I was going with the flow.  "I hear
+ you're up to something that will make the governor proud."
+ 
+      Right on schedule, Jeremy came in, with an armful of materials
+ and equipment.  He and I started handing out copies of our paper,
+ complete with multicolored graphs, etcetera, and he then hooked up a
+ video monitor and a slide projector.  Everybody started talking at
+ once.
+ 
+      Now that it looked like something really important was going on,
+ in walked the Dean for Industrial and Alumni Relations, Randolph
+ Murphy, and the Dean of the School of Science, Chong-Liu Mei.  An
+ assistant professor's office is not large, so this made quite a crowd.
+ I called for attention.
+ 
+      "Honored guests, members of the press, distinguished gentlemen, I
+ bring you greetings.  You are witnessing an historic occasion.
+ Professor Abramson, my esteemed advisor, tends to be overly modest
+ about His work, so I am now taking the liberty of informing you about
+ His latest results.  If I may have the first slide, please..."
+ 
+      I talked for about an hour.  I said a great many things, some of
+ which might even have been significant.  I wasn't worried, though.
+ When you are dealing with an audience of non-specialists, it's easy to
+ get them to ignore your words in favor of your pictures.
+ 
+      "...  and so, in conclusion, let me say that negative
+ probabilities and negative mass could change our entire conception of
+ reality.  Future work on solving the Madison-Abramson-Davis Conjecture
+ will undoubtedly open up whole new continents of theory, and lead to
+ many new and exciting discoveries for the benefit of mankind.  Thank
+ you for your kind attention."
+ 
+      Dean Murphy was first to speak.  "Thank you, son, that was quite
+ impressive, and no less than we expect from such a gifted young
+ researcher.  We in the administration are proud of the progress
+ Professor Abramson has made, and consequently we would also like to
+ make an announcement.  In consultation with Dean Mei here, we have
+ arranged for an award of early tenure to be given to Professor
+ Abramson, as a reward for his important advances in his chosen field.
+ We are very pleased to have such a brilliant young colleague, and look
+ forward eagerly to his next discoveries."
+ 
+      Beautiful.  Couldn't have planned it better myself.  There's no
+ better way to get a faculty member on your side than to help him get
+ tenure.
+ 
+      I'll skip the subsequent discussions, which primarily consisted
+ of my advisor making polite denials about the importance of his work,
+ which were naturally taken as appropriate modesty.  Eventually, all
+ the VIP's left, leaving me alone with Professor Abramson.  The video
+ tape was still playing in the background.
+ 
+      "Congratulations, sir," I said.  "It's no more than you deserve."
+ 
+      He wanted to be angry with me, but couldn't.  Getting tenure will
+ do that to you.
+ 
+      "Now look, you know very well that I didn't come up with any
+ `revolutionary hypothesis.' What happens when nothing ever comes out
+ of any of this?"
+ 
+      "Not to worry, sir.  You just tell them that the problems are
+ more complex than you imagined, and that it could take years to see
+ practical results.  Besides, what difference does it make?  You are
+ now a tenured professor."
+ 
+      That did it.  Finally, even He had to laugh.  "All right, you
+ win.  Congratulations, _Dr._ Madison."
+ 
+ 
+ 
+      One final note.  Two years later, I visited Jeremy in his office
+ at Rocket Propulsion Associates, where he worked as a research
+ physicist.
+ 
+      "Bob!" he said, wringing my hand.  "Good to see you.  What have
+ you been doing with yourself?"
+ 
+      "My dear fellow, you have the distinct honor of addressing this
+ year's winner of the Golden Squiggle Award for Original Concepts in
+ Modern Art."
+ 
+      "You became a modern artist?  It figures.  Only you could find a
+ way to make a pretentious attitude and a crazy imagination pay."
+ 
+      "Please, sir, you wound me.  I earned it.  Don't argue with
+ success."
+ 
+      We sat around, talking about old times and listening to his
+ (near) mint condition set of Pink Floyd original master recordings.
+ Eventually, the subject of Professor Abramson came up.  Since I had
+ left the field soon after receiving my degree, I wasn't up on current
+ events.
+ 
+      "Then you haven't heard?" Jeremy asked.
+ 
+      "Heard what?"
+ 
+      He dug up a recent copy of Physics News, and opened it to a
+ picture of my advisor.  He had just become the youngest ever recipient
+ of the Nobel Prize in Physics.  My jaw dropped.
+ 
+      Jeremy laughed.  "Apparently, there really was something to all
+ that stuff about negative probabilities and negative mass.  Professor
+ Abramson managed to tie a theory for antigravity to it.  They're
+ talking about a multi-billion dollar industry."
+ 
+      Hoist by my own petard!  I recovered quickly, though.
+ 
+      "Nonsense," I replied.  "Not `they.' We."
+ 
+      "We?  What do you mean, `we'?"
+ 
+      Here we go again.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+           ---------------------------------------------------
+           Ken  Kousen is  an associate  research engineer  at
+           United   Technologies  Research   Center  in   East
+           Hartford,  CT,  where  he  works  on  computational
+           models for  the aerodynamics  inside turbomachines.
+           This story was written  while he was completing his
+           doctoral thesis  at Princeton University,  which he
+           admits  "was finished  by  the traditional  method,
+           rather than the one used in the story."
+           ---------------------------------------------------
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ "Uncle Itchy"
+ By Heidi G. Wolfson
+ v5011e@TEMPLEVM.BITNET
+ ======================================================================
+ 
+      Uncle Itchy was the one who gently shook my sister and me awake
+ to announce the arrival of the family's first baby boy.  To use the
+ word gentle in the same sentence with Uncle Itchy's name is very
+ unlikely, yet fitting.  As a child, I would stare up at his anchor
+ tatoo, down at his shaking hands and up again into his anxious, red
+ and blue eyes.  There was a gentle fright inside of Uncle Itchy that
+ he pushed inside himself with Seagrams.  It was apparent to me then,
+ but dissolved from my sight over time.  The only real fact that I knew
+ about my Uncle Itchy was that he had been in the navy.  That was, for
+ me, the whole of his identity.  He was my father's older brother and I
+ was a week shy of being five on the night that my brother was born,
+ old enough to wonder what my Uncle Itchy's job was and why he had no
+ wife.
+ 
+      "It's a boy!  Girls!  Girls, you have a brother." They may be the
+ most gentle words my Uncle Itchy ever bestowed upon us or anyone;
+ still, he was our favorite adult in my grandparent's house.  Uncle
+ Itchy would make faces behind the backs of the other grown-ups in the
+ room and then smile through his eyes at our giggling.
+ 
+      My mother called it immaturity.  My grandfather referred to it as
+ laziness, often calling my Uncle Itchy a schleper.  Whatever it was, I
+ liked it.  It was the thing that prompted Uncle Itchy to pay more
+ attention to us than our grandparents did.  "I'll trade you a quarter
+ for your nose," he would say.
+ 
+      My grandparent's house was the opposite of other places.  There,
+ the adults were noisy and the children were quiet.  My Uncle Itchy and
+ my father's sister, Aunt Sheila, lived at home.  Aunt Sheila was
+ getting married that year, and would soon be out of the house.  It was
+ not shameful for her to live at home.  My Uncle Itchy was thirty-five.
+ He lived at home, walked boldly up and down the avenue, and tip-toed
+ around my grandfather.
+ 
+      My grandfather had a booming voice and would criticize every one
+ around him.  He was also riddled with aches and pains.  My grandmother
+ was always fussing over my grandfather, making him food and coaxing
+ him to eat it.  I used to think of her as my grandfather's pet dog.
+ 
+      There was something about my grandparents' cedar smelling house
+ that made all adults who entered act a little bit like my grandfather.
+ There was a mirrored wall along the stairs.  I would watch myself walk
+ up and down the stairs as an available form of amusement, and sing
+ songs to myself to block out the voices.  "Lazy slob," "No good bum,"
+ "Schlemiel," "Faird," (which meant a big, stupid horse) and so on,
+ talking about no one in particular and everyone in the room.  Uncle
+ Itchy was often the sullen target.  I would watch him drift into the
+ living room while the adults were in the dining room playing cards and
+ exchanging insults.  From the top of the stairs I could see Uncle
+ Itchy in the mirror, opening the bottom door of the cabinet where the
+ bottles and decks of cards were kept, screwing and unscrewing the cap
+ of the Seagrams and taking drinks out of the bottle while keeping
+ sharp watch on the dining room.  I wanted him to know that it was our
+ secret.  I would stare at him through the mirror and try to send him
+ that message through secret brain waves.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+      The occasional nights that my sister and I would sleep over at my
+ grandparent's house were the longest days and nights that I can
+ remember.  The neighborhood was quiet and felt desolate despite the
+ old women that would sit on their front patios in lawn chairs.  For
+ play, my sister and I would walk around the block and fill paper bags
+ with acorns.  We were always in identical dresses and tight,
+ patent-leather shoes.  We would smile at the old women.  Sometimes
+ they would call us over and pinch our cheeks, exclaiming "Shana
+ Maedelachs!!" and put candy in our acorn bags.  We circled and circled
+ the same square block.  We weren't allowed to cross the street.
+ 
+      The day after my brother was born, Uncle Itchy promised to take
+ me to the library.  We walked first down to the Avenue, and Uncle
+ Itchy brought me a whole dill pickle, which he allowed me to hold in
+ my hands and eat as we walked.  He never cared if I got my dress
+ dirty, and didn't keep after me with a napkin as the pickle juice
+ dribbled down my chin.  He smoked cigars and said brisk "Hellos" to
+ people in his throaty voice.  Uncle Itchy had a big nose and a black
+ moustache.  Black, curly hair circled the sides of his head; he was
+ bald on top.  Now I know that he wasn't a particularly tall man, but,
+ as we walked down the avenue I remember likening his sullen stare to a
+ Wooden Indian in the tobacco store and wondering if all of the people
+ we passed weren't just a little afraid of him.
+ 
+      Uncle Itchy didn't make me hold his hand as we walked, which next
+ to my Grandmother's overprotection and grandfather's bossiness, was
+ wonderful freedom.  We paused for a traffic light, and I darted
+ against it out into the busy Avenue.  When Uncle Itchy finally caught
+ up with me, his face had turned white and he grabbed me with both of
+ his hands under my arm pits.
+ 
+      "What's a matter with you?  Meshugeneh!  Didn't anybody ever
+ teach you that red means stop and green means go?" He shook me
+ violently and I dropped my pickle.
+ 
+      "Yeah, they did," I defended as I sadly watched my pickle rock
+ back and forth and then settle on the dirty sidewalk.  "But that's for
+ the cars.  People are supposed to do the opposite of what the cars do
+ so's they don't bump into each other."
+ 
+      "Lunatic, crazy person," Uncle Itchy mumbled to himself and then
+ held my wrist between his vice-like thumb and forefinger as we walked.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+      My brother and I were wrestling on the carpet of the living room
+ in our own house, when Uncle Itchy showed up with Aunt Mable.  My
+ brother was then five, and I was old enough to know that Uncle Itchy
+ had brought disgrace to the family by marrying this huge, red-haired
+ gentile behind everybody's back.  My brother and I stopped wrestling
+ when the screen door opened.  Uncle Itchy was proud and defiant as he
+ quickly led Aunt Mable to the couch.  I guessed that she had to sit
+ down right away because her legs couldn't hold her.  My mother
+ nervously shuffled into the living room with glasses and a pitcher of
+ iced tea.  My brother and I stared at Aunt Mable.  My mother lightly
+ kicked my bum with her pointed shoe when Uncle Itchy and Aunt Mable
+ weren't looking.
+ 
+      There were rolls of flesh wagging beneath Aunt Mable's chin and
+ her arms were as wide as my mother's whole body.  She had bright
+ red-orange hair piled high on her head.  I wondered how she got it so
+ stiff and shiny.  I thought that it was really a plastic wig and
+ fought the desire to walk over and touch it.  Aunt Mable didn't say a
+ word.  She looked at all of us with a blank expression and smiled
+ lovingly at Uncle Itchy.  "Oh, Itch," was all she said during the
+ whole visit, giggling and looking down at her own fat thighs.  She
+ seemed amused by every word that came out of Uncle Itchy's mouth.  She
+ even looked at him lovingly when he belched real loud, as he tended to
+ do.
+ 
+      That was the only time I ever met Aunt Mable.  After she and my
+ Uncle Itchy were married, he didn't come to visit us very often, maybe
+ once a year, and when he did, he came alone.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+      On Uncle Itchy's visits he would bring money and candy.  He never
+ stayed in our house very long.  My parents kept no booze in the house.
+ On each of these visits, someone would ask Uncle Itchy where Aunt
+ Mable was.  "She's home," was his standard reply.  Uncle Itchy's eyes
+ and nose were becoming permanently stained red.  He would promise to
+ buy us cars and tell stories about all of the important people he knew
+ and all of the money he had in the bank.  At the time, Uncle Itchy was
+ selling appliances at a downtown retail store.  I had heard that he
+ and Aunt Mable lived in a dim, brown-paneled, one room apartment,
+ although I had never been there.  My sister and I used to laugh about
+ him when he left, and then feel guilty for laughing as we each spent
+ the five dollars he had given us.
+ 
+      "Where do you think Aunt Mable really is?" My sister once asked
+ me.
+ 
+      "I don't know.  Maybe he killed her."
+ 
+      "Do you think?"
+ 
+      "Yeah.  And he's got her buried under the floor boards."
+ 
+      "Damn," my sister said with widening eyes.  "He would have had to
+ pull up the whole floor."
+ 
+      We amused ourselves for hours, planning out Uncle Itchy's
+ strategies of murder.
+ 
+      "He pushed her face in a lemon meringue pie and held it there
+ until she suffocated," my sister suggested.
+ 
+      "Yeah.  And then he hung her on a meat hook in the closet and did
+ some process on her like dried beef so he could fit her under the
+ floor boards."
+ 
+ 
+ 
+      Five years went by, in which I didn't see my grandparents.  My
+ father didn't talk to his parents.  There was some blow-up in the
+ family that evoked this grudge.  I think it had something to do with a
+ card game.  I suspect that for most of my grandfather's life, he
+ didn't talk to his parents either.  When I finally did see my
+ grandfather again, it was at my grandmother's funeral.
+ 
+      Before the service, the coffin was opened for the immediate
+ family and the grandchildren.  My grandmother was the first dead
+ person I had ever seen.  I remember thinking that at any moment, my
+ grandmother would sit up in her coffin.  My Aunt Sheila and my sister
+ were crying.  My sister held my hand and reminded me of all the times
+ that my grandmother sat us down and her linoleum, kitchen table and
+ plied us with potato-latkas and luxion-kuggle.  I wanted to cry, too.
+ I thought that everyone was looking me and thinking that I was a bad
+ girl for not crying for my dead grandmother.  I turned away from my
+ sister, and looked over at Uncle Itchy.  He was red-eyed, silent, and
+ nervously fidgeting with his keys.
+ 
+      "Where's Mable?" Aunt Sheila had asked Uncle Itchy during the
+ Shiva.
+ 
+      "Oh.  She's home," Uncle Itchy said quietly.  My sister and I
+ looked at each other and suppressed our laughter.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+      Uncle Itchy was the first to notice my breasts.  I think he
+ noticed them before I did.  I remember my face turning red as he
+ commented.
+ 
+      "Ooooh, looks like you're developing," he said with his Uncle
+ Itchy grin, red eyes and twitching moustache lurking in my disgrace.
+ 
+      "Yeah." I would run out the door, letting the screen door slam
+ behind me, and head for the corner to drink beer with my friends.
+ There was a relief in being handed a cold can and pulling the tab
+ back.  I remember the beer tasting soapy and the chore of getting it
+ down.  There was something in the beer, however, that pulled me far
+ away from my family and Uncle Itchy's shaking hands.  The slow,
+ mechanical clicking in my head replaced all thoughts and violent
+ emotions.  My friends and I laughed and spent nights trying to climb
+ telephone poles or hang onto the back bumpers of moving cars in the
+ snow.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+      Aunt Sheila told my sister that Aunt Mable was put in a mental
+ hospital because they found her wandering naked down the crowded
+ Avenue.  I tried to picture it for a moment and then blocked the sight
+ out of my mind and laughed.
+ 
+      "I guess she's alive, after all," I said to my sister.
+ 
+      This was my teenage years, drawing to a close.  There was a
+ feeling of the world stretched out before me that the thought of a 300
+ pound, naked Aunt Mable could do very little to disturb.  There was a
+ world beyond family to explore and I was beginning to get served in
+ bars.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+      Once, in my early twenties, as my head was throbbing with
+ hangover and I was calling out sick from work, I thought about Uncle
+ Itchy.  It was the second time I had called in sick that week and the
+ sixth time that month.  The memory of my grandfather's voice, hurling
+ insults and accusations, disharmonized with the pounding in my head.
+ The exact look of Uncle Itchy's watery eyes came back to haunt me, and
+ then disappeared.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+      The phone call had come like a wolf at the door on a particularly
+ cold, January evening.  I was sitting in the dark, in my downtown
+ efficiency, listening to traffic and drinking brandy.  The phone call
+ was from my sister.  Aunt Sheila had asked her to call me.  My sister
+ passed on to me all of the details that Aunt Sheila had passed onto
+ her.
+ 
+      Uncle Itchy's friend had called Aunt Sheila to say that Uncle
+ Itchy had not been to work in a month and that his phone was
+ disconnected.  Aunt Sheila went to his apartment, and when there was
+ no answer at the door, called the landlord to let her in.  In the
+ apartment were my Aunt Mable and Uncle Itchy, stretched out on the
+ floor.  They were surrounded by empty whiskey bottles and there were
+ empty cardboard boxes in the corner that once held cases of Seagrams.
+ Aunt Sheila said that the apartment was overwhelming with the smell of
+ urine and that the mattress and rug were covered with human
+ defecation.  The food in the refrigerator was unidentifiable in its
+ mold.  Aunt Mable was dead, and had been for days.  Uncle Itchy was
+ still alive, holding onto her.
+ 
+      It wasn't until I got that phone call, that I realized that Uncle
+ Itchy had a friend.  He had a friend at work.  I wonder what they
+ talked about.  I wonder what kind of friend my Uncle Itchy was.
+ 
+      My sister was going to the hospital to see Uncle Itchy the next
+ day.  She asked me if I was going.  When I didn't answer, she insisted
+ that if I ever wanted to see Uncle Itchy again, this was my last
+ chance.
+ 
+      I hung up the phone and stared into my snifter.  I resolved that
+ 'tomorrow' I would stop drinking.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+      Uncle Itchy's eyes were open and moving with vague recognition as
+ my brother and sister and I stood above him.  His feet were sticking
+ out from the bottom sheets.  They were yellow and scabby and three
+ times as large as life.  His face was yellow and bloated as well.  The
+ only things about him that looked like Uncle Itchy were his blue,
+ watery eyes and the anchor tattoo on his arm.  I suddenly wished I
+ could talk to Uncle Itchy.  I wished I could tell him something,
+ anything.  I thought about saying "I love you", but decided against
+ it.  I wasn't sure myself if it was true, and even if it were, he
+ never would have believed me.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+      The shiva was at Aunt Sheila's house.  Everyone, except for my
+ grandfather, had fond stories to tell about Uncle Itchy.  The way that
+ he died was never discussed.  The talk made me uneasy.  I escaped the
+ sound of the voices by going into the kitchen.  On the counter was a
+ bottle of Seagrams.  I poured myself a drink, glancing nervously over
+ my shoulder at the adults in the living room.  I suddenly heard a
+ child's laughter.  I looked down.  Aunt Sheila's little boy was
+ sitting under the kitchen table, staring up at me.  I winked at him as
+ I lifted the glass to my lips.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ "Solace"
+ By Bill Sklar
+ 86730@LAWRENCE.BITNET
+ ======================================================================
+ 
+      I sat in the lobby playing guitar.  It was my "Flamenco" phase
+ and music to me was often a form of fire.  I remember the feel of my
+ fingers as my right hand struck the strings with a syncopated pulse
+ and my left climbed up and down the fretboard with rhythmic ferocity.
+ People sat near me, watching and listening, but I noticed them only
+ incidentally.  My mind was occupied with the music.
+ 
+      John walked into the room.  I looked up.  He grinned.  He opened
+ his trumpet case and started to warm up.  I continued to play,
+ nervously looking forward to his participation.  I went into an
+ uncharacteristic scherzo-- my thumb plucking a pizzicato bass while my
+ index and middle fingers played an arabic dance.  Then without thought
+ I moved back into my original theme.  I was watching myself create.
+ My hands knew more than my brain what was to come next.
+ 
+      John piped in with a soft flurry of notes.  I smiled and relaxed,
+ letting him take the lead for awhile.  My strumming grew sparser, and
+ his tone grew fuller, painting the room a regal rustic red.  The
+ rapport was better than usual.  John and I had played together for a
+ long time, but it was rarely this good.  My mind was cleared of
+ extraneous thought as I grew more and more oblivious to the world
+ around me.  The beat led me like nothing else could.
+ 
+      John too was the music's willing slave.  He played a theme and I
+ echoed it back, giving it a slight variation and he returned the
+ favor.  It felt so smooth, so lucid, as if nothing could possibly go
+ wrong.  We were one with the melody, the harmony, and for a single
+ moment, we were one together as well.  Suddenly John dropped out,
+ leaving me to face the music alone.  The beat wavered a little and I
+ felt suddenly lost.
+ 
+      I looked at him, somewhat annoyed.  He grimaced as he moved the
+ trumpet back to his lips and inhaled deeply.  Suddenly we were flying.
+ Before I knew what was happening, John was at double tempo, and made a
+ deliberate effort to avoid every melody I approached.  I chased him,
+ kept trying to pin his theme down, but every moment I reached a
+ connection, he found a new tangent and moved on it as if he were
+ racing with the wind.
+ 
+      "You bastard!" I wanted to scream, "It was going so damn well!
+ Where the hell are you going now?" and yet his melodies mocked me,
+ taunting "catch me if you can."
+ 
+      My fingers were driven by vengeance.  I wanted to win that
+ melody.  I wanted to find it and tie it down, so my fingers moved to
+ match John's tempo.  My tendons began to ache.  My fingers grew sore.
+ I kept chasing.  My hands began to sweat.
+ 
+      Resigned, I stopped, letting him carry the last moment of the
+ song.  It was his show now, he would be the one to move it through and
+ follow the action, though I was still fuming with anger for the way he
+ had edged me out.
+ 
+      Upon stopping, however, I was able to sit back and listen.  The
+ turmoil, I noticed, was hardly what I had felt it to be.  This new
+ view showed me something different and I heard a melody for the first
+ time from the ears not of a performer but a listener.  I felt ashamed
+ -- ashamed that I had tried to interfere with his theme, and ashamed
+ that I had been angry with him for taking on his own song.
+ 
+      I carefully edged myself back into the song.  We finished it as a
+ duo, separate, yet joined -- alone yet together.  John's cheeks above
+ me blow air through his golden horn.  I caressed his flourish with a
+ cadential strum and the room exploded into a laudatory roar.  I looked
+ at John, and he back at me.  "It's time," our eyes said to one
+ another, "It's time to move on."
+ 
+      I hugged him and kissed him on the cheek.  He stroked my hair as
+ the crowd dispersed.  It was over between us, we both knew, but to let
+ him go was so hard.  The music was good, sometimes great, but it
+ wasn't enough simply to make beautiful music together.  My head ached
+ for a second, resisting the moment I knew was about to come.  He put
+ his trumpet away.  I watched him move, wanting to hold him next to me.
+ I didn't touch him again.  I knew I couldn't handle it if I did.  From
+ across the room I waved a warm goodbye, holding back my tears.  As he
+ left he blew me a kiss.  I still feel it to this day.
+ 
+      I turned away, and picked up my guitar.  I started into a solace,
+ but the notes didn't come together.  I tried again, and still it
+ didn't feel right.  I put the guitar down.  I paused for a moment.
+ "Alone again," I thought, and looked back at my instrument.  I paused
+ again.  "But I've still got you," I added aloud.
+ 
+      I picked it up once again, and struck a gentle chord.  I started
+ into a solace -- it flowed like never before.  I could feel it working
+ itself within me, though it was painful.  The music knew, better than
+ I, what had to be done.  It hurt so much, trying to hold onto those
+ memories.  "Let go," it told me.  "Let go."
+ 
+      My hands were becoming their own masters again.  I watched and
+ listened as they played with bittersweet simplicity.  I took a breath
+ and exhaled a sigh of relief.  Alone we sat, me and my music, but we
+ were no longer slaves to the sounds of another.  I fell into song.
+ Tears streamed down my face and rather than hold them in this time, I
+ let them stream.  The song flowed in unison and I reached a harmony
+ with myself.  With the tears still flowing, I laughed aloud, my joy
+ complementing my sorrow in a rubato rhythm of fire and ice.  My fear
+ dissipated and my hope soared.  "Finally," I thought.  "Finally I am
+ alive." I strummed like mad and my voice bellowed with joyous agony.
+ The pain flowed as I released it -- the wounds bled, "but oh so much
+ better to feel this pain," I thought, "then to be denied the chance to
+ embrace it." Blood coursed through my veins and I was aware of every
+ last corpuscle -- I felt the pulse inside me in tune with the rhythm
+ of my music.
+ 
+      I allowed the melody to end itself.  My heart relaxed and I wiped
+ away my tears as I put my guitar away.  "It's over," I thought aloud,
+ half-smiling.  "Time to go home."
+ 
+           ---------------------------------------------------
+           Bill  Sklar   is  a  musician  with   interests  in
+           filmmaking,   photography,  fiction   writing,  and
+           sexuality  issues.  He  feels  a  driving force  to
+           express himself artistically as well as politically
+           through whatever means he finds appropriate.  He is
+           currently working on  a multi-media presentation of
+           his photography and music,  with the possibility of
+           incorporating  them   into  a  play.    Bill  lives
+           "somewhere in  central Wisconsin," where  he spends
+           countless  hours composing  and  recording his  own
+           music   for   various   combinations   of   fretted
+           instruments,  keyboards, and  percussion.  This  is
+           his second appearance in Athene.
+           ---------------------------------------------------
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ "Moonlight"
+ By Sonia Orin Lyris
+ sol@lucid.com
+ Copyright 1989 Sonia Orin Lyris
+ ======================================================================
+ 
+      I cannot shake the desire to kill.
+ 
+      We have won.  I have survived the fight, and it feels very good.
+ I know I have been cut but I cannot feel it because I am still too
+ full of battle lust.  I am still furious, and the passion rises inside
+ me, crashing, demanding more.  I am still hungry, but there are no
+ more enemies.
+ 
+      The sun is reddening, threatening to leave the sky and I curse at
+ it for depriving me of light.  The handle of my sword is slick with
+ sweat and blood.  I tighten my grip and swing at nothing.
+ 
+      There are bodies everywhere.  Some are still moving and some will
+ be fertilizer for the soil.  I notice the sky, the land, the smell of
+ death, the sounds of pain.  I walk towards the rise, still swinging my
+ sword, towards the mountains that ring the valley that we won today.
+ This is fertile land, and now that we have fed it with the blood of
+ our enemies it will be even more fertile.
+ 
+      Our enemies.  They resisted us and so we killed them.  Their
+ farms, their mills, their animals, their wealth, are now our
+ inheritance.  I remember how they fought, not as warriors but as
+ farmers, clumsy and slow.  It is what happens to a people who settle
+ to become workers of the land and forget the skills that made them
+ masters of men.  This will never happen to us.  I will teach my
+ children as I was taught, I will see to it that they are always
+ warriors first and farmers second.
+ 
+      There are children in the piles of bodies.  My kin collect more
+ dead even as the pile is lit on fire.  I should stay and help, but
+ there is still too much of the battle in me.
+ 
+      I walk towards the mountains again.  The land is steep, and I
+ push myself to walk faster, and it feels good.
+ 
+      The sky is dark in front of me.  After a while I stop, breathing
+ heavily.  I look out on the valley that is now ours.  The moon hangs
+ on the edge of the sky, as full as it can be, so bright the stars
+ nearby have vanished.  Smoke rises from the fire below, painting the
+ moon dusty red.
+ 
+      The moon holds my gaze.  The sun is life, but the moon is a
+ mystery, and I do not know what it is good for.  It does not fight.
+ It does not change us, it only changes itself, over and over again.
+ 
+      I turn and walk again up into the darkness of the hills.  Around
+ me are trees, birds and the sounds of night.
+ 
+      The battle is over and I have killed and somehow it is not
+ enough.  I recall every hand that was raised against me today, every
+ cry, every death.  It is important that I remember each death
+ carefully, for each one brings me life.
+ 
+      I look at the valley again, watching the fires.  My sword has
+ grown heavier, fed with blood.  It feels alive in my hand, hot,
+ fevered, and I am hot, too.  The night air has begun to cool me, but I
+ am still much too warm, and sweat gathers under my leather.
+ 
+      I hear a step behind me.  I have turned almost instantly, my
+ blade raised, ready, hungry, and the sound stops suddenly silent.
+ 
+      In the moonlight there is a girl.  She looks almost a woman, but
+ the moonlight washes her color and the color of the rags she wears so
+ I cannot be sure.  She is one of them, I know, a villager, the enemy.
+ She must have run to the hills to escape the battle.
+ 
+      Her eyes are wide.  She thought that I was one of her own, come
+ to take her back to the valley.
+ 
+      She backs away towards the trees, but I have already caught her
+ by her hair and arm.  She cries, at me, at the night, terror and
+ anger, and I grab her and throw her to the ground.
+ 
+      Now I sheath my sword.  I do not need it for her.
+ 
+      I straddle her on the ground, pinning her.  She is small beneath
+ me.  She pleads wordlessly for a few moments and I hit her to make her
+ quiet.  I tear the rags away from her chest and stomach.  She is
+ slender, just at the first change of life, and she squirms to get
+ away.
+ 
+      I take out my knife.  She cries and I hit her again.  Her hair
+ fans out around her head on the ground and I take a handful, tilting
+ her head back to expose her neck.  I hold my knife close and I think
+ about where I want to cut first.
+ 
+      Suddenly she goes limp under me.  I look at her face, thinking
+ that she has fainted, and I see her looking back at me.  I hold the
+ knife against her neck a moment, and cut a bit to draw blood.  She
+ closes her eyes and I watch the trickle of blood run down her neck.
+ 
+      Her eyes are open again.  There is a look on her face, and it is
+ not one of fear.  She is going to her death and she is not afraid and
+ this makes me angry.  I hit her across the face with my fist, with the
+ handle of my knife, and she exhales as her head turns.  I dig the tip
+ of my knife into her chin and turn her head to me to look at me, to
+ see in her eyes if she is afraid yet.
+ 
+      She is not.  I grab her breast and slowly I dig my nails into her
+ chest, raking lines across her skin.  She looks past me, into the
+ night sky.  I search her face again for fear, for any reaction.  The
+ moonlight makes her face very pale.  She might be dead already.
+ 
+      I decide that it is time to finish this.  I place my knife
+ against her ribs, angling to slide the blade through, into her heart,
+ but I do not.  She looks at me now and I do not look away.
+ 
+      I know I must kill her.  We do not take prisoners and she is
+ enemy.  But there is something in her eyes that I have never seen
+ before.  For a long moment I do not move.
+ 
+      She waits, and I wonder what to do.  This is not right.  She
+ should be afraid.  She should resist.  She should fight me, fight
+ death.  It is right and good to fight death.
+ 
+      I growl and I grab her neck and I shake her.  She winces and
+ cries out, and then she is quiet again and without expression.  I
+ position the knife once more, ready to put my weight into the
+ movement, but everything feels wrong and I hesitate again, angry at my
+ hesitation, my confusion.  I struggle to find the answers before this
+ moment is past understanding.
+ 
+      As I look into her eyes something new comes into my mind and I
+ begin to understand.  She breathes still, but somehow she has already
+ given up her life.  How can I take what she has already given away?
+ Her eyes are so strange and calm.  I am drawn in and caught.
+ 
+      I shake my head to clear my thoughts.  This is a moment of death,
+ but she is already dead.  How can that be?  I hold the knife but I
+ cannot move my hand to kill her.
+ 
+      And then, suddenly, the warrior inside me decides, and the blade
+ plunges deep into her.  She cries loudly now, with pain, but her eyes
+ are still fixed on mine and mine on hers.  She convulses under me, and
+ I lie on her, I embrace her with my body, breathing with her as she
+ breathes, breathes for the last time, watching her eyes as they watch
+ mine, watching her, seeing her die.
+ 
+      Long moments pass.  Her eyes are open but they do not see, and I
+ close them for her.
+ 
+      I pull my knife out of her body.  I wipe her blood off the blade
+ on her body and then I sheath my weapon.
+ 
+      I look at her a for a while.  The moonlight makes the blood on
+ her black and her face white.  I stand slowly, looking at the stars,
+ not looking down, yet I see her eyes as I walk back down the mountain.
+ They stare at me, clear, calm, alive.
+ 
+      Now the blood-lust has finally left me.  I do not understand what
+ has happened, what I have done, what it means.  How have I killed what
+ was already dead?  I wonder if I have been cheated somehow, and the
+ thought makes me angry.
+ 
+      I stop walking to let my anger cool.
+ 
+      A doe bolts into my path, freezes.  Her eyes meet mine for a
+ moment, glinting in the moonlight, and then she bounds away into the
+ brush.
+ 
+      I realize that the girl has won.  Slowly I smile.
+ 
+      The moon shines on me as I walk down the hills, away from my most
+ recent battle.  My enemy lies dead on the ground behind me and I
+ realize that I have lost and she has won.  I don't know how, exactly,
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+ 
+      I will stay outside with the moon every night until I understand
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+ 
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+                               July 1990
+                           Volume II, Issue 3
+ 
+                                Contents
+ 
+ Etc...  ..................................................  Jim McCabe
+                                                              Editorial
+ 
+ "Pearl Highway"  .......................................  Philip Nolte
+                                                NU020061@NDSUVM1.BITNET
+ 
+ "Memories of Blue"  ..............................  David B. O'Donnell
+                                         Atropos@Drycas.Club.CC.CMU.EDU
+ 
+ "The Fundamental Nature of Research"  .............  Kenneth A. Kousen
+                                                KAK%UTRC@utrcgw.utc.com
+ 
+ "Hibicus"  ...............................................  H. Newcomb
+                                              (c/o UCS_KAS@SHSU.BITNET)
+ 
+ 
+                 ATHENE, Copyright 1990 By Jim McCabe.
+                   Circulation: 747 (20% PostScript)
+ This magazine may be archived and reproduced without charge under the
+    condition that it remains in its entirety.  The individual works
+    within are the sole property of their respective authors, and no
+     further use of these works is permitted without their explicit
+   consent.  This ASCII edition was created on an IBM 4381 mainframe,
+                 using the Xedit System Product Editor.
+  Subscriptions: Athene is available in PostScript and ASCII form, and
+   is distributed exclusively over electronic computer networks.  All
+          subscriptions are free.  To subscribe, send email to
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+ Etc...
+ By Jim McCabe
+ MCCABE@MTUS5.BITNET
+ ======================================================================
+ 
+      Sometimes things just don't go the way we want them to.
+ 
+      In September 1989, the first issue of Athene hit the network and
+ I had the stories and time to spare for the next month.  Gradually,
+ free time has become an increasingly sparse luxury for me, which may
+ be evident from the sporadic distribution schedule Athene has had
+ lately.  This latest delay has shown me that it is time for a slight
+ change in the way the magazine is put together each month.
+ 
+      The most time-consuming factor is in reviewing the many story
+ submissions that arrive.  Currently, I sometimes don't even get to
+ read a story until weeks after I have received it.  Not only is this a
+ pain for the author who submits it, but I sometimes feel like I am in
+ a hurry to get the work done.  But, the best work isn't done at a
+ hurried pace.
+ 
+      What Athene needs is a few good assistant editors.  As a group,
+ we would have an expanded view of each submission, and I would get
+ some idea of other people's opinions of a story instead of relying
+ completely on my own.  Hopefully, this will only improve the quality
+ of the magazine.  If nothing else, it will help to keep Athene on time
+ each month.  I would like to hear from anyone who is interested in
+ becoming part of the Athene staff in this respect.
+ 
+      So, it's been forever since the last issue, but in a way it was
+ worth it.  This issue is one of the best ever, with four excellent
+ stories.  Three of the four featured authors this month have appeared
+ in Athene before, and I would like to send a special thank-you out to
+ these people who continue to write good stories for us.  And of
+ course, I welcome all newcomers who wish to contribute as well.
+ 
+      For those readers who receive the text version of Athene on IBM
+ CMS mainframes, Bill Harvey has written an XEDIT macro that adds
+ carriage control, page numbers, and page titles to your file for more
+ attractive printouts.  If you would like a copy of this program, Bill
+ can be reached at HARVEY@WUVMD.BITNET.
+ 
+      I'm not going to make any predictions on when the next issue will
+ be out, but I can assure everyone that there will not be another delay
+ like the one we just finished.  I already have more stories to rewiew
+ for August, but, as always, I would enjoy seeing some new faces.  In
+ the meantime, I hope you enjoy this July issue.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ "Pearl Highway"
+ By Phillip Nolte
+ NU020061@NDSUVM1.BITNET
+ ======================================================================
+ 
+     On  December 7,  1941 the  Japanese Imperial  Navy staged  a
+     vicious and very effective attack on the United States Naval
+     base at  Pearl Harbor in  the Hawaiian Islands.   The result
+     was the loss of many  lives and the almost total destruction
+     of the  U.S.  Pacific  fleet.  Suddenly,  overnight, America
+     was a reluctant  and unready participant in  the conflict of
+     nations that is referred to as World War II.
+ 
+     That action will  be remembered as one of  the most infamous
+     sneak attacks in history...
+ 
+ 
+      Jap cars, thought Marvin, the damned things look like they were
+ designed by some alien from outer space.  Front wheel drive, engines
+ mounted sideways, bodies made of tin foil, he shook his head.  Give me
+ American any time!  And not those damned American cars that are trying
+ to be just like the Japs either.  No sir!  Give me an American car
+ with some metal in it and lots of good old-fashioned V-8 horsepower.
+ 
+      Auto repair was Marvin's moonlight occupation, one that he
+ preferred to his regular job.  In the evenings or, like today -- on
+ Saturdays, he could usually be found working out in the big double
+ garage behind his house -- A garage that was really a well- equipped
+ workshop.  Marvin was in his mid-fifties with the lines and creases in
+ his face to prove it but his short, stout body was still as hard as
+ steel.  In fact, around his neighborhood, Marv's incredible strength
+ was legend; stories abounded.  No slave to fashion, he was wearing a
+ ragged and incredibly dirty pair of coveralls over a faded and
+ nearly-as-soiled red flannel shirt -- clothing that was practical and
+ couldn't be damaged much further, no matter what he did.  He wore his
+ graying red hair in an efficient and equally practical crew-cut.  Up
+ on the shelf above his workbench, a battered and grease-spotted old
+ radio was droning a country-western song as he worked under the hood
+ of a late model Nissan Sentra.
+ 
+      Oh well, he thought, Jap or not, a minor tune-up and valve
+ adjustment was good for about fifty bucks.  Not bad for an hour's
+ work.  The price was not at all out-of-hand, Marvin was a pretty good
+ mechanic.
+ 
+      He was almost done, ready to replace the cam-cover and take her
+ out for a test run to make sure everything worked the way it was
+ supposed to when his wife Dorothy called him into the house to answer
+ the phone.  It was Dean Torkildsen, a friend of Marv's from the local
+ university where both men worked.  Dean was a foreman in the
+ carpenter's shop and Marv drove the campus garbage truck.  Dean had
+ run into something strange while trying to install a trailer hitch on
+ the family car.  He didn't think he could handle it and could he come
+ over and have Marv take a look at it?
+ 
+      Marvin told him about half an hour.
+ 
+      He was just parking the little blue car in the street when Dean
+ pulled up into the driveway in his own Sentra, nearly identical to the
+ one Marvin had just parked except that Dean's was red and it was a
+ wagon.  Dean grabbed a cardboard box off the passenger seat and
+ unfolded his long, lanky frame out of the little car.  The flaps of
+ the box were open, revealing a mound of trailer hitch parts, plastic
+ wrappers, electrical wires, and installation instructions.
+ 
+      "Mornin' Marv," said Dean, balancing the awkward load as he
+ entered the garage.  "Really appreciate you takin' the time to help me
+ out."
+ 
+      "No sweat," replied Marvin.  "What's the problem?"
+ 
+      "Well, everything was goin' just fine," replied Dean, setting the
+ box and its jumbled assortment of parts down on Marv's not very neat
+ workbench.  He rummaged around in the box until he found the paper
+ mounting template, turned it right side up, and pointed to the spot in
+ question.  "Until I had to drill a hole, right there, in the frame, to
+ bolt the stupid thing on." His voice took on a note of concern as he
+ continued.  "I hit something inside the frame rail with the drill.  I
+ don't know what the hell it is, Marv.  I mean I've even got the shop
+ manual for my Sentra and it just doesn't show this thing.  I'm really
+ worried that I screwed something up."
+ 
+      "Bring her in," said Marvin.  "We'll put her up on the jack and
+ have a look."
+ 
+      Marvin stood at the end of the garage stall and guided him in.
+ When Marv was satisfied with the alignment, Dean turned off the
+ ignition and again squeezed out of the tiny car, like some kind of
+ wingless praying mantis emerging from an egg case of red metal and
+ glass.  Marvin rolled his hydraulic jack around to the back of the car
+ and, with a few powerful strokes, lifted the rear end up off the
+ floor.  After carefully placing two jackstands under the frame to
+ insure that it was safe, he crawled under the little car to see what
+ the problem was.
+ 
+      An hour's worth of work poking, prodding and cussing had Marvin
+ confused too.  Dean had drilled right through the middle of some kind
+ of electrical device.  Marv pointed out that Dean had made the mistake
+ of reversing the hitch kit's mounting template.  As a result, he had
+ drilled the hole in the wrong place.  It seemed like a simple enough
+ error but Marvin had not only checked Dean's shop manual, but two of
+ his own and no hint of what the thing might be could be found.  In
+ addition, he'd never seen anything like it before and he'd worked on a
+ lot of cars.  Marvin was indeed puzzled.
+ 
+      Dean had obviously destroyed whatever it was or at least severely
+ damaged it, but the car seemed none the worse for it -- everything
+ still worked perfectly.
+ 
+      "I'm gonna get my air chisel and open up the hole a little so's
+ we can take the damned thing out," said Marvin, showing some of his
+ frustration.  "Maybe the Nissan dealer can just give us a new one."
+ 
+      A couple of minutes work with the air chisel and Marvin was able
+ to remove the mystery part.  He disconnected a black electrical lead
+ and emerged triumphantly from under the car, handing the prize to
+ Dean, who took it gingerly.  The two men then piled into Marvin's 1974
+ Ford LTD Station wagon and headed off, in plush and smooth V-8
+ comfort, to the Nissan dealer.
+ 
+      An hour later they were back, as confused as ever.  The Nissan
+ parts man had never seen anything like it and he'd been in the
+ business for more than twenty years.  They had left with the man
+ chuckling after them, convinced that they were trying to play some
+ kind of elaborate joke on him.
+ 
+      "Let's open the sonofabitch up," said Dean, after they were again
+ in the garage.  "It's for damned sure wrecked and the car still works
+ fine.  What have we got to lose?"
+ 
+      "Hand me that pliers," said Marvin.
+ 
+      The "thing" was slender canister about six inches long and one
+ inch in diameter.  Dean's drill had hit it near one end -- from the
+ side.  A couple of thin copper wires hung loosely from the rather
+ jagged hole.  Marv peeled back the thin metal skin of the canister
+ with the pliers to expose the innards of the strange device.  After
+ five minutes of intense concentration, it lay disassembled on the
+ workbench.
+ 
+      It was really quite simple.  There was a small cylinder about
+ four inches long, covered with paper.  Dean's drill bit had severed
+ the wires that connected it to a tiny bundle of electronic components.
+ 
+      "You ever take a radio apart, Marv?" asked Dean.  "I ain't no
+ expert but that thing looks like some kind of transmitter."
+ 
+      "Could be," said Marvin.  "Look at this, the little paper
+ cylinder has some kind of plastic goop in it."
+ 
+      Their eyes met and grew large as the suddenly obvious truth
+ occurred to both men at the same time.
+ 
+      "That thing is a God-damned bomb!" said Dean, backing quickly
+ away from the workbench, his voice quavering.
+ 
+      "What've you been doing lately, Dean?" asked Marvin, taking the
+ hint and backing away too.  He shifted his gaze back and forth between
+ the device and his friend.  "Runnin' drugs?  Messin' with the Mafia?
+ By God, you must have pissed somebody off!"
+ 
+      "I swear to God I haven't done nothing like that," said Dean.
+ "This is really weird, Marv.  It's gotta be some kind of mistake." He
+ looked pleadingly at his friend.  "Marv, what are we gonna do?"
+ 
+      "I don't know!  Let me think a minute!" said Marvin.  He went
+ cautiously back up to the device and, without touching it, studied it
+ for a few minutes.  "There's only one thing to do," he said.  "We need
+ someone who knows somethin' about bombs.  Let's call the Captain."
+ 
+      "Yeah!" said Dean, with relief.  "The Captain.  He'll know what
+ to do!"
+ 
+      E.  W.  Strang, the Captain, lived only a couple of blocks away.
+ He was also associated with the university -- as an ROTC officer.  He
+ and Marv and Dean were avid football fans.  In fact, they often sat
+ together on the forty-yard line at the university's home games, which
+ is how they came to be friends in the first place.  Strang was a man
+ with an interesting, one might even say fascinating, past.  Before
+ getting involved in college life he had served in 'Nam where his area
+ of expertise had been in that of E.O.D.  (Explosives and Ordinance
+ Disposal) -- Strang had disarmed booby traps and unexploded shells for
+ a living!  He hadn't actually disarmed any live ordinance lately but
+ he still had the steel nerves and sure fingers required.  Well, at
+ least he was pretty sure he still did.  The experience had prepared
+ him well for his present career -- after disarming bombs and such,
+ almost any kind of job would have been a snap!
+ 
+      Strang was there in just under five minutes.  Trim, athletic and
+ all-business, he had a military look about him -- even in casual
+ clothing.  He stood ramrod straight with his short, dark hair neatly
+ combed and parted.  The red sport shirt he was wearing fit him
+ perfectly -- so perfectly that it looked brand new, like it had just
+ come off the rack and even his faded blue jeans had a knife-edge
+ crease down the front.  He cautiously approached the device on
+ Marvin's work bench.
+ 
+      "It's a bomb," he declared, after a brief examination.  "But
+ don't worry, it's safe, probably has been since you cut the red wire.
+ Besides that black lead has to hook up to a battery of some kind.
+ Where the hell did you guys get this?"
+ 
+      "You ain't gonna believe this, Cap'n, but we found it in my car."
+ said Dean, still obviously shaken.
+ 
+      "It's a nice piece of work," said the Captain.  "This little
+ cylinder is a charge of plastique explosive.  That other thing is a
+ receiver.  Just a simple radio signal and kaboom!  You're history.
+ What've you been doing, Dean?  You must have pissed somebody off!"
+ 
+      Dean just shook his head and looked even more miserable.
+ 
+      "Maybe not," said Marvin, his voice muffled.
+ 
+      The two men looked around at the sound of his voice, finally
+ noticing that Marvin's legs were sticking out from under the car
+ again.
+ 
+      "I've been thinkin'.  The way that thing was buried in the frame
+ here, someone would've had to go to a hell of a lot of trouble to put
+ it there.  No, by the way it looks, I'd hafta say it's more likely the
+ damned thing was built into the car, right from the factory!" He
+ crawled out from under the car, stood up and looked around for a rag
+ to wipe his hands.  He found one, but from the looks of it, it was
+ highly unlikely that his hands would be any cleaner after contact with
+ it.  Seeming not to notice, he wiped his hands with it anyway.
+ 
+      "Why would they want to do somethin' like that to my car?" asked
+ Dean, with a puzzled frown.
+ 
+      "I don't know anything about why, but whoever put it there sure
+ picked a perfect spot," said Marvin.  "That thing was only inches away
+ from the gas tank and the rear brake lines.  If that bomb had gone
+ off, the tank and the brakes would've both gone with it.  Your car
+ would've become a flaming runaway.  Not something I'd care to be in
+ out on the freeway!"
+ 
+      "No shit, Marv," said the Captain, getting into the game.  "She'd
+ have been a handful on the freeway but, make no mistake, that bomb
+ would've raised a lot of hell even if the car was just innocently
+ parked in the garage!"
+ 
+      "God-damned foreign-built junk!" spat Marvin.  "Wouldn't surprise
+ me if all them God-damned Nissans had bombs in them!"
+ 
+      "C'mon, Marv!" said Dean, "I know you ain't got a high regard for
+ Japanese cars, but that's ridiculous -- Even a little sick!"
+ 
+      "Well, why don't we just find out if I'm right?" said Marvin.
+ 
+      "And how are you gonna do that?" asked Dean.
+ 
+      "There's another Sentra right out there in the street," replied
+ Marvin, "Let's bring it in and see if it's got one of those things in
+ it too."
+ 
+      The other two men agreed that the idea sounded pretty good.
+ 
+      They immediately drove the little car into the garage, jacked it
+ up and carefully opened up an inspection hole in the same spot on the
+ frame where they had found the bomb in Dean's car.  To their horror
+ they found an identical device.
+ 
+      "Ain't that a son of a bitch!" said Dean, "Somebody wanna tell me
+ just what the hell is going on?"
+ 
+      "I don't have a clue," said the Captain.  "But it sure looks like
+ trouble.  If every Nissan in town has one of those things in it and
+ they start going off, there's no way that the cops and the fire
+ department could possibly keep up with all the calls!  Jesus, what a
+ mess!"
+ 
+      "Well, what if it ain't just Nissan," said Marvin, listing the
+ possibilities and ticking them off on his fingers.  "How 'bout Toyota,
+ Mazda, Honda, Mitzubishi -- all those damned Jap cars?  Listen you
+ guys, how many times have you heard about one of those little cars
+ blowing up when they get rear-ended?  If you ask me now, I'd say it's
+ probably those damned bombs going off that's the cause of it!"
+ 
+      "I thought those were Ford Pintos?" said Dean.
+ 
+      "Don't kid yourself," said the Captain, "There's a lot of
+ Japanese parts, even on American cars.  It really wouldn't be all that
+ much trouble to build in a bomb like this one.  If you weren't looking
+ for it you'd never find it!"
+ 
+      "What the hell have we found?" asked Dean.  Then he scared
+ himself even more.  "Holy shit!  Captain, do you really think they
+ could all be set off at once?"
+ 
+      "Why not?" replied the Captain.  "They could use a satellite
+ broadcast and blanket the whole country!"
+ 
+      "Can you imagine something like the Brooklyn Bridge or the Golden
+ Gate with twenty-five or thirty out-of-control, flaming little Jap
+ cars on them?" said Marvin.  "The bridge becomes totally useless in
+ less than two minutes!"
+ 
+      "How about the rush hour traffic in Los Angeles or New York or
+ any of our major cities?" said the Captain.  "That would slow up the
+ traffic a bit!  It boggles the mind -- flaming cars careening out of
+ control, fires in garages and parking lots and service stations -- the
+ entire country would be in chaos!  We'd be helpless!"
+ 
+      The announcer on Marv's country-western station broke in on a
+ Merle Haggard song with a late-breaking news headline.  He was
+ laughing so hard he could barely read it.
+ 
+      "This just in from Washington.  Ha Ha!" said the announcer, "The
+ Japanese ambassador has just delivered an ultimatum (chuckle).  If the
+ United States Government doesn't immediately begin proceedings to turn
+ over the rule of the country to Japan, they will begin to take
+ action."
+ 
+      "And we thought Pearl Harbor was a Japanese sneak attack!" said
+ Dean, shaking his head.  "It ain't nothin' compared to what this is
+ gonna be!"
+ 
+      "Yeah," said the Captain, "This time it'll be a sneak attack on
+ the roads that carry the very lifeblood of our nation, sort of
+ a...'Pearl Highway'!" Gentlemen, say good-bye to our much vaunted
+ transportation system!"
+ 
+      The broadcast was interrupted by a pause while the announcer
+ regained control of himself.  The three friends looked at one another.
+ None of them felt much like laughing.  They didn't share the
+ announcer's scepticism either.  They quickly moved both of the little
+ Jap cars a safe distance away from Marv's garage and waited
+ expectantly for the action to begin.  It was not an overlong wait.
+ 
+      "Kaawump!" The little blue Sentra sedan went up in searing,
+ smoking blast of yellow flame.  "Kaawump!  Kaawump!" The red RX-7 down
+ the block with the "KUTI PI" license plate and the Jones's shiny new
+ black Honda Accord went too.  Here and there even an occasional late
+ model American vehicle became a flaming car-bomb as a strategically
+ placed Japanese component went Kamikaze.  Marvin did have one small
+ consolation.  In spite of the uproar going on around it, his loyal,
+ true blue, made-in- the-USA Ford LTD wagon remained untouched by the
+ carnage.
+ 
+ 
+     ...The  so-called  "Pearl  Highway"   affair  will  also  be
+     remembered as a  notorious sneak attack.  But  when a nation
+     initiates a  war should its  objective be to lose  that war?
+     Or should  it instead attempt  to create the  most favorable
+     environment  possible?   The  answer is  obvious:  Wars  are
+     fought to be won!  The Japanese nation would have had little
+     chance against  the mighty  U.S.  Navy in  World War  II and
+     they would have fared poorly in the War of 1995 also without
+     employing these  brilliant surprise tactics.   Sneak attack?
+     We  remain the  only nation  on earth  that has  had nuclear
+     weapons used  against us  -- weapons that  were used  by the
+     United States of America.  Such memories do not die easily.
+ 
+     May  the sun  shine gloriously  on the  new empire  for many
+     thousands of years to come!
+ 
+     Honshiro Suzuki
+     Official Historian
+     The New Imperium of Japan
+ 
+ 
+          ---------------------------------------------------
+          Phil is a research specialist in Plant Pathology at
+          NDSU in  Fargo, North Dakota.   He is also  a Ph.D.
+          candidate  at the  same  time.   He's been  writing
+          science  fiction  for  about three  years  but  has
+          enjoyed reading all his  life.  He comments, "I got
+          interested in  the writing end because  of the many
+          disappointments  I've had  while attending  science
+          fiction movies  and coming away wondering  how they
+          could  have  spent  so  much money  on  actors  and
+          special effects,  and so damned little  on a decent
+          story!" This story marks Phil's third appearance in
+          Athene, and in no  way represents his real opinions
+          of  the subject.   In  fact, he  owns two  Japanese
+          cars,  two Japanese  motorcycles, and  has "nothing
+          but the highest regard for the Japanese people."
+          ---------------------------------------------------
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ "Memories of Blue"
+ By David B. O'Donnell
+ Atropos@Drycas.Club.CC.CMU.EDU
+ Copyright 1990 David B. O'Donnell
+ ======================================================================
+ 
+      My friends tell me that I'm in the grip of an "unnatural
+ possession", but I know better than that.  You see, I can't stand the
+ color blue.  Any shade of it.  Every time I see something that's blue,
+ I break down into tears.  My psychoanalyst shakes his head, pats me on
+ the back, and charges me $90 an hour.  But that's about the limit of
+ his help.  I don't really blame him, I wouldn't want to have to
+ counsel me either.  Poor fellow has to remove everything from his
+ office that's blue - he even can't wear blue underwear anymore, I can
+ tell when he has it on.  I guess it could be worse - I could be unable
+ to stand the presence of green, or yellow.  Well, come to think of it,
+ I can stand the sky, and water and they are blue.  But every time I
+ see someone wearing blue, or a blue Audi drives by, it brings back
+ memories.
+ 
+      We met, like most people do, by accident.  I was at a party in
+ New York City, given by the new-wave activist artist J------.  It was
+ one of those open ones that everyone seems to know about so no
+ invitations were necessary.  I saw him by one of the large paintings,
+ a study in blue of the PWA ward at some nameless New York hospital.
+ He appeared to be studying it intently, until one followed his gaze
+ past the edge of the painting, to the cluster of pseudo-intellectuals
+ raving over some small erotic sculpture in bronze.  He wasn't
+ interested in the painting nearly as much as he was interested in what
+ was in the faded jeans of the "Villagers".  Someone - Joan, I think -
+ who knew us both and had an eye for potentials brought me over to meet
+ him.  I was shy, then, not nearly as reclusive as I have been, but
+ certainly not an "out" person.  You chuckled over the difficulty Joan
+ (?) had saying my last name correctly, and then proceeded to greet me
+ in flawless Romanian.  At least I thought it was flawless - I can't
+ speak a word of the language, never had an aptitude for anything more
+ foreign than a few pieces of Yiddish.
+ 
+      It wasn't much of a meeting, that is certain, and I probably
+ would have never seen him again, except that somehow we met in the
+ airport as I was preparing to head out West for graduate work at
+ Berkeley.  I am sure it was fate then for he was going to the same
+ place, for the same reason.  Fate is an evil bitch.  At the party, I
+ was led to believe you were at least moderately well-off, by the
+ studied way your clothes looked tailored to be second-hand.  Your
+ luggage assured me you were more than fairly well-off, though.  It
+ placed you a few steps up on the social ladder from me, and I was
+ happy to let it slide by and let us go our separate ways.  Already I
+ could sense a growing enjoyment in staring into your slate-grey eyes,
+ which constantly seemed to shift from that grey to a deep, almost
+ midnight blue.  In fact I recall clearly having this terrible
+ fantastic desire to run my fingers through your hair when I saw you at
+ the gate to our jet; I've always loved black hair, especially in the
+ curled cut yours was in then and that you favored.  You said
+ something, which I missed, and I was even more embarrassed.  Luckily
+ we were several rows apart, you being in first class, and I somewhere
+ in the desolate wastes of "economy" class, wedged between a fat,
+ sweaty housewife from Chicago and a neurotic banker who kept taking
+ his briefcase, opening it, murmuring incoherently, then closing and
+ restowing it.  He never did a damn thing with it.
+ 
+      Look - I've switched persons already.  Sigh.  I had hoped to keep
+ this impersonal, but it's not possible.  At least the screen isn't
+ blue; you and that damn color!
+ 
+      Thankfully the graphic arts program at Berkeley was just large
+ enough that we seldom crossed paths.  But every time, you were wearing
+ something blue, to accent your complexion.  I began to pick you out
+ across the campus by your clothing, by your lilting voice which always
+ greeted me in Romanian.  By the time we were sleeping together, I'd
+ learned how to say "Hello" and "Good Afternoon" in Romanian; I guess
+ that is good, at least.
+ 
+      I'm going to diverge from the usual here and not bother to
+ describe California.  Yes it was sunny and yes there were beautiful
+ bodies everywhere.  The state flower should be a fucking Narcissus.  I
+ managed to get a tan, something next to impossible to accomplish in
+ the dreary climates out East, and I lost weight.  I even joined a
+ health club, though I soon quit when, passing by one day, I saw you
+ entering with your gym bag.  I don't know why I tried to avoid you
+ with such fervor - I should have known by then we were fated to be
+ together, and that I was fated to lose you.
+ 
+      New Year's Eve, 198-.  No date, no snow, no celebration with my
+ new colleagues at the Technical Publications House I now worked at.
+ Instead I was in a bar - not quite a dive, I decided to step up a bit
+ for once and enjoy myself, even if it was alone.  Now, don't get me
+ wrong: I wasn't celibate before we met.  I am not the best looking man
+ in the world, but I am good-looking enough to be able to get a trick
+ when the need for release becomes overwhelming.  It all sounds so
+ lurid now, the one night stands or occasional week-long flings, but I
+ was never much for permanency either.  In two years, I went through
+ three apartments, five battles with my parents (who still expected me
+ to marry a nice girl and raise kids - Yecch), two beat-up Volkswagons,
+ and ten affairs.  On the average, I had sex once every two weeks.  Not
+ bad (though I could have done better among the timid sex-starved
+ Midwesteners where I grew up) but not enough.  Funny, isn't it?  I'm
+ mister impermanent, and yet the thing I desire the most in life is
+ security.  "Big Fat Hairy Deal".
+ 
+      So there I was, New Year's Eve, alone, in a bar, with no one I
+ knew around, staring into a drink.  So wrapped up in memory no one
+ even thought to try and pick me up - or if they did, I was too
+ absorbed in the colored liquors to care.  I wasn't very drunk - I
+ needed to drive across town to get home later - but I was loose enough
+ that I didn't immediately cringe when someone dressed in midnight blue
+ sat down across the table from me.  Of course I knew it was you.  No
+ one else smells that color.  Smelled, that is.  Sigh.
+ 
+      We chatted, though god only knows how, for over an hour.  You
+ were doing well, working on your thesis.  I was nearly done with mine.
+ You weren't seeing anyone, and wondered how I was doing?  It was so
+ obvious, I missed it completely.  To this day I think you were simply
+ too drunk to realize who you were talking to.  And I was too drunk to
+ realize that I was too hooked on you to possibly go home with you.  Of
+ course, we did.  I have to admit, it was wonderful.  Your apartment
+ was tastefully done - in blues, of course - and you were far the
+ superior love-maker.  By the third time (it was nearly sunny out) I
+ meant it when I said "I love you" and you were even replying in kind.
+ We could have stopped it, then.  We should have.
+ 
+      Instead, that next weekend, you called me.  I don't know how you
+ got my number - Joan, maybe?  - I know it wasn't listed, and she is
+ about the only person I still talked to from out East.  It doesn't
+ really matter; the damage was done, and nothing we can say or do will
+ avert the past.  You called, you goddamn faggot, and invited me to a
+ party of all things - that silly activist J------ was in town, and you
+ wanted to commemorate our "first happenstance crossing".  Sigh.  Why
+ did I acquiesce?  I really detested the man's work, it had no taste
+ whatsoever.  I told you that, when we got there, expecting - hoping?
+ - that you would fly into a huff and take me home, never to see me
+ again.  Not a chance.  No, you agreed with me, said that the only
+ reason you went to his stupid parties was to gaze fondly at the
+ too-tight asses of the pseudos who always hung around his stuff.  I
+ had to laugh at that, since there were only women at the party that
+ night (other than the host, his lover, and us).  So we cut out and
+ went to see a film that had just debuted.  A mindless comedy -
+ something with the guy from "Mr.  Mom" I think - but we barely watched
+ it.  Instead we held hands!  Of all the pubescent things to do.  But I
+ relished your touch, feeling your thin, almost fragile hands, sensing
+ the warmth of your body through the fabric of your (dark blue) shirt.
+ It seemed so natural that we would go back to my apartment,
+ eclectically furnished.  You loved cats, you said.  That was the
+ clincher for me, I was yours, body and soul.  Three weeks later, you
+ moved in.  Sigh.
+ 
+      Life with you was - wonderful?  stupendous?  - certainly the most
+ enjoyable time I ever had.  You were witty, you loved cats, you liked
+ my work, and listened to my critiques with rapt attention.  You
+ weren't pushy, but after time it was clear that in matters of the
+ home, you were the master.  The redecorating was gradual, and at that
+ time blue was only another color, albeit one I associated with you.
+ You cooked well, and made me breakfast in bed on Saturday's.  You even
+ gave up your church for me, when it was clear that I was terribly
+ unhappy going.  I loved you with every ounce of my will.  How could
+ you do what you did to me?!
+ 
+      Four years, two apartments - larger each time - and an Audi
+ (yours) later.  Me, a successful consultant to several large
+ advertising agencies.  You, finishing your Doctoral thesis.  Five
+ cats; Malachi, Gabriel, Fuffi, Esmerelda, and Clarice.  Joint checking
+ account.  I even started hyphenating my last name with yours.  Your
+ picture was everywhere in my office, and everyone was always
+ commenting on what a lovely couple we made.  Then one day, I came
+ home, and you weren't there.  It wasn't unusual at first; often you
+ were gone for long stretches of time, putting the finishing touches on
+ your thesis at school.  The apartment felt a little funny, but I
+ didn't realize there was anything wrong till I went to get ready for
+ bed, and found your clothes gone.  No note.  No forwarding address.
+ No phone number.  The police just laughed at me.  Called me a "queer"
+ on the phone, first time anyone's ever done that to me.  I had a hairy
+ fit.
+ 
+      No one knew where you were.  Well, maybe Joan.  But she wasn't
+ telling.  It wasn't until almost a year later that I heard from you.
+ Your lawyer called, it was a Friday afternoon in August.  I had just
+ finished off a huge presentation for a large firm in the area, and was
+ ready to head out of the office to hit the bars.  I still thought of
+ you a lot, but as the time passed, moss grew on your memories, and I
+ started to go out again.  I wasn't seeing anyone, but I was getting
+ more offers to move in with the guys I was sleeping with.  At home,
+ four cats remained; Fuffi, your favorite, had been struck by a car a
+ month after your absence, and killed immediately.  The decor was the
+ same, though perhaps a little more of me was projected into the
+ arrangement in the kitchen.  I was becoming something of a chef, with
+ the resources your books provided.  Instead of leaving immediately,
+ though, I had stopped by the receptionist, to wish her a happy weekend
+ and congratulate her on her engagement to a nice Jewish lawyer (really
+ a schmuck but well-off, and from what I'd heard well-hung, so who's to
+ argue with that?).  I had a message, she said.  To call some "Shyster
+ and So-and-so and Sons" in New York City.  I didn't know who it was,
+ but she said it sounded important, so I went back to my office and
+ called.
+ 
+      I think the entire office heard my scream, though everyone was
+ conspicuously absent when I finally left the office and drove home.
+ Your mother called me that night - had been calling all day - she
+ wanted to contest the will.  You had left me everything you owned, a
+ fairly sizable chunk of cash and bonds, and she didn't think I was fit
+ to get it.  My lawyer talked to hers, and a few months later I was a
+ couple hundred thousand richer.  Whoopie.  You were gone.  Without a
+ sound you had left my life, and had gone off to Europe to die in a
+ clinic.  They wouldn't tell me at first, but I knew why.  I remembered
+ that painting, in that trite little gallery in New York so long ago.
+ I knew what had happened to you.
+ 
+      Of course I was tested, immediately.  I was in the clear, by some
+ twist of malign fate.  You died, I lived.  I went home and tore
+ everything down, made a complete wreck of the place.  Took three
+ weeks' mourning leave from work.  I even sent your mother flowers.  It
+ didn't help.  It's been two years now, since that phone call.  I know
+ you're up there, reading over my shoulder as I type this into the
+ machine.  I'm coming to visit you soon, but not until I get this out
+ on paper...
+ 
+ 
+          ----------------------------------------------------
+          David  B.  O'Donnell,  aka Atropos,  is a  technical
+          communications major currently on a leave of absence
+          from  his undergraduage  degree.  When  not sweating
+          over the  keyboard at  his job programming  for GTE,
+          David  enjoys reading,  chatting on  BITNET, Connect
+          and  IRC,  and  dabbling  in the  "fine"  arts.   In
+          addition to the address above,  he may be reached at
+          EL407006@BrownVM.Brown.EDU  or  LUTHER@MTUS5.BITNET.
+          This marks David's second appearance in Athene.
+          ----------------------------------------------------
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ "The Fundamental Nature of Research"
+ By Kenneth A. Kousen
+ KAK%UTRC@utrcgw.utc.com
+ Copyright 1990 Kenneth A. Kousen
+ ======================================================================
+ 
+      On the morning of September 9, James Alton had the dubious
+ privilege of watching all of his technical problems solved before his
+ very eyes.
+ 
+      Naturally, he felt elated.  To finally understand the problems on
+ which he had spent his entire professional career was thrilling.  Just
+ as naturally, he was devastated, because he was not the man to solve
+ them.  Worse, the solution as it stood represented a change so basic
+ in character that it rendered all of his previous work obsolete.
+ 
+      You think this can't happen?  You think it doesn't happen all the
+ time?  Wrong on both counts.  It has to do with the fundamental nature
+ of research.  Before addressing this, first consider the specific case
+ of James Alton.
+ 
+      His field of interest was the dynamical behavior of fractal basin
+ boundaries.  Actually, it doesn't matter what his field was.  It could
+ have been quantum chromodynamics, or neural networks, or computational
+ aeroelasticity, or any of a dozen others.  It helped, however, that it
+ was one of the so-called `hard' sciences, like physics or mathematics,
+ as opposed to one of the so-called `soft' sciences, like history or
+ literature.  Any time a subject contains problems that have `definite'
+ answers of some sort, a person's career can be destroyed overnight by
+ a new breakthrough.  It can happen in the soft sciences as well, but
+ not as often.  In this particular case, however, it was the dynamical
+ behavior of fractal basin boundaries.
+ 
+      James W.  Alton, Ph.D., Associate Professor of Applied Mechanics
+ at the Holmes Center for Nonlinear Physics at Cornell University,
+ cared more about the dynamical behavior of fractal basin boundaries
+ than life itself.  He remembered the excitement he felt when he first
+ learned about them, and the thrill it gave him when he presented his
+ first contribution to the subject.  He believed the problems in his
+ field had a special esthetic beauty about them, and he had built his
+ entire career on their solution.  They had rewarded him with success,
+ recognition, and feelings of accomplishment, which is as much as any
+ researcher could want.  The dynamical behavior of fractal basin
+ boundaries was his life.
+ 
+      What happened was this.  Professor Alton was one of the world
+ authorities on the use of Smale methods.  He had used them for years.
+ He liked them, and he was comfortable with them.  He had been one of
+ the first to use them in the field of fractal basin boundaries, and
+ his results had gotten him tenure.  Since then, he had become an
+ editor for the Journal of Nonlinear Mechanics, had become a University
+ Fellow, and had signed a contract to write an advanced text on his
+ subject.
+ 
+      As part of the last chapter of this book, he wanted to include a
+ survey of the newest results in the field.  To accomplish this, he
+ decided to attend the 42nd annual AIAA/ASME/ASCE/AHS Structures,
+ Structural Dynamics and Materials Conference, which traditionally held
+ a session on novel new techniques in nonlinear dynamics.  He prepared
+ a survey paper for this conference, giving the history of Smale
+ methods in the dynamical behavior of fractal basin boundary problems.
+ He felt that by presenting this work, he could simultaneously continue
+ to popularize his methods, encourage new researchers to enter the
+ field, and deduct the trip as a business expense.
+ 
+      He spent a considerable amount of time on the paper.  In a sense,
+ it was a labor of love, and a welcome opportunity to immerse himself
+ in the older literature in the field.
+ 
+      As he did so, however, clouds began to appear on the horizon.
+ Certain fundamental problems had a tendency to reappear every so
+ often.  They generally looked simple at first glance, but had an
+ annoying tendency to resist solution.  Alton found that each
+ generation of researchers had encountered them and applied the latest
+ techniques for their solution, completely confident of the outcome.
+ To their chagrin, the answers never came out quite right.  They were
+ close, but somehow the discrepancies between what they got and what
+ they thought they should have gotten were always a bit too large.
+ What usually happened then is that each researcher would attribute the
+ errors to higher order effects, with the comment that a more detailed
+ analysis would take care of them.  It was a natural, even obvious
+ conclusion.
+ 
+      It was also wrong.
+ 
+      Don't be so smug.  These people were not stupid.  If they had
+ known then what they know now, of course they would have realized that
+ these errors were indicative of some pretty basic faults in the
+ current theory.  It's also possible that some of them did suspect
+ this, but lacked the time or the skills necessary to follow up on
+ their suspicions.  This is part of the fundamental nature of research.
+ You damn well can't solve everything, so some things have to be taken
+ on faith.  If every once in a while an assumption like this gets you
+ into trouble, well, that's just an occupational hazard.  The
+ researchers were doing the best they could at the time.
+ 
+      James Alton was, naturally, aware of these problems.  What had
+ never struck him, though, was how one particular problem, the
+ so-called Hyperbolic Singularity Problem, kept coming up again and
+ again.  It had defied all attempts at solution by some of the biggest
+ names in the field.
+ 
+      He received a nasty shock when he discovered that he himself had
+ encountered the problem as a young man during the course of his own
+ work.  It had been only a small side detail at the time, but it had
+ proven necessary to get a solution.  He found that he, like everyone
+ else, had been unable to solve the problem with techniques known at
+ the time.  He personally had encountered the Error That Wouldn't Die,
+ and to his dismay had swept it under the rug, calling it a
+ `pathological' case, of no real importance.
+ 
+      Now he knew better.  "Pathological, my foot," he muttered.
+ 
+      He dropped his other projects and spent the better part of two
+ months attacking the problem.  He ate, drank, and slept the Hyperbolic
+ Singularity Problem.  Its solution became an obsession, partly as a
+ matter of pride, and partly because he dimly glimpsed what the
+ inability of his methods to solve it could mean.  There was no reason,
+ he believed, that the problem could not be solved by Smale methods,
+ but the problem refused to listen.  Something was terribly wrong, and
+ disaster lurked over the horizon.
+ 
+      He tried all sorts of odd approaches to the problem.  Some made
+ progress; some didn't.  One thing he did not try, for the
+ understandable reason that he had never heard of it, was a technique
+ from outside his field known as Renormalization Group Theory.  After
+ all, who knew it might help?  Who could have suspected?  Is it fair to
+ blame the man in retrospect?
+ 
+      It's funny how much difference little errors can make.  It has
+ happened over and over again throughout history.  The change in the
+ orbit of Mercury due to the effects of general relativity is
+ vanishingly small, yet the implications of that change altered physics
+ forever.  Before, gravity was action at a distance.  Now, it's all a
+ question of geometry.
+ 
+      Don't worry if you didn't follow that analogy.  It doesn't
+ matter.  There are plenty of others.  Is the curvature of the Earth
+ zero, or not quite zero?  Has the universe existed forever, or not
+ quite forever?  Can you specify both where a particle is and how fast
+ it is moving exactly, or not quite exactly?  Each answer is, of
+ course, `not quite,' and the result is that the world is round, the
+ universe is expanding from an initial Big Bang, and Werner Heisenberg
+ deserves his Nobel Prize, among other things.  The lesson for the
+ researcher is that sometimes little errors _do_ matter.  The question
+ here is, what happens to the poor sap who missed it?
+ 
+      In the case of Professor Alton, the answer wasn't pretty.  After
+ much soul searching, he decided to center his entire paper on the
+ solution of Hyperbolic Singularity Problem with Smale methods.  He
+ hated to call attention to the problem, but his basic honesty
+ tragically won through.  He submitted the paper, including several
+ false tries and a desperate plea (if you read between the lines) for a
+ solution using his methods.
+ 
+      As luck would have it, his paper was scheduled to be presented on
+ the morning of the last day of the conference.  Immediately preceeding
+ was the paper by Samuel Ware that would make history.
+ 
+      On the day in question, Alton entered the long, low lecture hall
+ with trepidation.  He moved down the rows of padded metal chairs until
+ he reached a seat about one third of the way from the podium.  Gentle
+ fluorescent lighting glowed from above, casting few shadows on the
+ amber carpeting.  In front, a slide projector and an overhead
+ projector both hummed quietly to themselves.  He felt that the silence
+ was deafening, and only made worse by the hush of his colleagues as
+ they entered and saw him.  He tried mightily not to show the
+ nervousness that he felt.
+ 
+      He basically succeeded.  In reality, of course, no one paid him
+ the slightest attention.  They were far more concerned with getting a
+ good seat for this talk, or discussing the last one with a friend, or
+ getting a cup of coffee to help them stay awake.  The rare individual
+ who did notice Alton simply assumed that he was nervous about his
+ presentation.  In this case, that was prescient, but nervousness in a
+ speaker is sufficiently common that it engendered little commentary.
+ 
+      Promptly at nine o'clock, the session chairman introduced the
+ first speaker.  His rather uninteresting paper concerned a certain
+ extension of the known theory into an area about which few people
+ cared.  This was normal, and is another aspect of the fundamental
+ nature of research, this time involving production research to fill
+ out a resume.  The only relevant point here is that such events are so
+ common that its very familiarity helped Alton relax a bit.  There were
+ a few questions afterward, and most of them were silly.  Again, this
+ was normal.
+ 
+      At nine-thirty, the chairman introduced Samuel Ware.  This was
+ far from normal.  Ware was a wunderkind; one of the brilliant young
+ men who published little but revealed entire new continents of theory.
+ Ware had a knack for knowing exactly what questions to ask that would
+ challenge the current understanding.  Speakers dreaded seeing him in
+ the audience, as his questions usually drove them nuts.
+ 
+      Was Ware a genius?  Who knows?  What is genius, anyway?  He was
+ often described as brilliant, but that only means that he was more
+ intelligent than the person who said it.  If one person is ten times
+ smarter than you are, and another person is fifty times smarter than
+ you are, the one person who won't be able to tell them apart is you.
+ All you know is that they both can blow you away without trying.
+ 
+      Ware was one of those people who seemed to be smarter than
+ everybody.
+ 
+      Incidentally, if you think there aren't plenty of these people
+ around, you're wrong about that, too.  Any professional researcher can
+ point to one or two.  If one of them enters your chosen field, you
+ just hope that all they do is solve the problems you want solved and
+ verify the things you did yourself.  This is due to yet another factor
+ in the fundamental nature of research.  If you want to make progress
+ in a field, and you are not in the class of Samuel Ware, you have few
+ choices.  In any established field, all of the easy problems have been
+ solved, and the vast majority of the unsolved problems are virtually
+ impossible.  To survive, therefore, you either must spend your entire
+ career trying to work on one of the known unsolved problems, hoping
+ all the while that it will generate enough of interest to make you a
+ success, or you have to find a wholly new field, and make your
+ reputation by solving all the easy problems you find there.  The
+ latter course is risky because new fields are tough to find, but has
+ the potential to make you famous, at least until one of the Samuel
+ Ware types wanders in and takes it for himself.
+ 
+      Some time earlier, Samuel Ware had decided that the dynamical
+ behavior of fractal basin boundaries was "interesting." He had quickly
+ mastered the commonly used Smale methods, and then stumbled upon the
+ Hyperbolic Singularity Problem.  After some effort, he decided that
+ Smale methods were never going to be able to solve the problem.  He
+ set about developing a new technique that would work.
+ 
+      Think about what this means.  It looks noble on the surface.
+ Here is a guy that has the stuff of legends, attacking a problem that
+ had frustrated the best workers in the field for decades.  Here is
+ Samuel Ware, a young, bright individual with a "fresh" outlook, who is
+ going to succeed where all the rest have failed.  Leave it at that,
+ and it sounds like a hero-worshipping TV movie.  But look further.
+ Someone had to develop the methods already in existence.  Someone in
+ all likelihood staked his career on their accuracy and ability to
+ succeed.  Someone cares very much about these methods, and Ware is
+ going to destroy that person.  It may be necessary in this case (after
+ all, the problem still has to be solved), but the human cost is real,
+ and shouldn't be ignored.
+ 
+      Like James Alton, Samuel Ware tried several ideas to solve the
+ Hyperbolic Singularity Problem.  Unlike James Alton, Samuel Ware knew
+ about Renormalization Group Theory.
+ 
+      After his introduction, Ware proceeded to the podium and began
+ his talk.  At his mention of the Hyperbolic Singularity Problem, Alton
+ sat bolt upright in his seat.  During Ware's subsequent demonstration
+ of the inadequacy of Smale methods to solve the problem, Alton hardly
+ moved a muscle.  Ware's formal proof that no foreseeable variation on
+ Smale methods would ever be sufficient caused his jaw to drop in
+ astonishment.
+ 
+      Ware continued.  "It is therefore fortunate," he said, "that the
+ recent advances in Renormalization Group Theory have allowed the
+ following reconstruction of the basic problem..."
+ 
+      Alton's brow furrowed in puzzlement.  `Renormala-who?' he
+ thought.  `What in the world?'
+ 
+      "...  and therefore," Ware said, sometime later, "it can now be
+ seen that the imaginary time transform solves the whole problem.
+ Better than that, actually; it removes the singularity entirely.  The
+ Hyperbolic Singularity Problem no longer exists!
+ 
+      "If we take these ideas to their logical conclusion, the entire
+ field can be reconstructed from the bottom, and the singularities
+ never appear at all.  Were it not for an accident of history, the
+ original problems would have been developed in this form and the
+ entire issue would have been resolved long ago..."
+ 
+      He continued in this vein for some time, but Alton no longer
+ heard him.  His wildest dream and his worst nightmare had come true
+ simultaneously.  The problem he had wracked his brains over was now
+ solved.  Actually, all the problems in his field were now solved.
+ 
+      In the process, though, all the work he had done during his
+ entire career was now made obsolete.  Superfluous.  Out-dated in the
+ span of half an hour.
+ 
+      His first reaction was to search desperately for a flaw in Ware's
+ reasoning, but that led nowhere.  He didn't know the first thing about
+ Renormalization Group Theory, and he wasn't likely to find an error on
+ the spot.  He did know about the Hyperbolic Singularity Problem,
+ however, and his years of experience in the field made him familiar
+ with what form the answer must take.  Ware's answer looked right.  It
+ felt right.  He admitted to himself that it was right.
+ 
+      His next thought was to attack the intruder.  He quickly scanned
+ the room, and noticed that Ware's presentation had left most of those
+ in attendance unmoved.  This was due to one more facet of the
+ fundamental nature of research; the fact that great discoveries are
+ almost invariably made in retrospect.  Few of the others in the room
+ had Alton's direct experience with the Hyperbolic Singularity Problem,
+ and most of them didn't know much about Ware.  All they saw was a
+ person they didn't know presenting a technique they'd never used based
+ on a field with which they were unfamiliar.  Alton realized that he,
+ and he alone, knew what Ware's solution really meant.  Someday the
+ next generation of researchers would look back at this presentation
+ with awe and call it the beginning of true understanding in the field.
+ It would take time, though.  Right now, the only people who knew what
+ had just happened were Samuel Ware and James Alton.  If he so chose,
+ Alton could delay that time of understanding, perhaps indefinitely.
+ 
+      The opportunity was there.  He could denounce Ware and his new
+ technique.  Better yet, he could ensure that it be ignored entirely.
+ All he would have to do was to take the attitude of a patronizing
+ elder.  "Very good, my boy," he could say.  "Quite clever.  Who knows?
+ Maybe your little trick will lead to something important someday." It
+ would be easy.  He had seen it done before.  These people knew him and
+ they didn't know Ware.  They will listen to the person they knew.
+ 
+      `But Ware is right,' he thought, and his basic honesty warred
+ with his impulse for self-defense.  `Can I betray the advancement of
+ the field I've cared about for so long?' He simply couldn't, and anger
+ and frustration welled up inside of him, to the point that he slapped
+ his fist into his other hand.  The resulting noise caused everyone to
+ stop what they were doing and stare at him.
+ 
+      To understand what he did next, it is necessary to understand
+ what psychologists call a "displacement reaction." The classic example
+ is the following.
+ 
+      The arctic tern builds its nest at ground level, digging into the
+ snow above the arctic tundra.  The tern relies on its white coloration
+ to provide camouflage and thereby hide it from its enemies.  One of
+ these enemies is the arctic fox.
+ 
+      Consider this situation.  The male and female arctic terns have
+ built a nest on the ground and the female has laid her eggs.  Now here
+ comes the arctic fox.  Each individual now has a decision to make.
+ 
+      For the fox, the decision is easy.  Go get the eggs.  Attack.
+ 
+      For the female tern, the decision is also easy.  Protect the
+ eggs.  Defend, even at the cost of her own life.
+ 
+      For the male tern, however, the decision is not so obvious.  If
+ he stays with the female and defends the nest, he will probably die in
+ the process, though the nest will have a far better chance of
+ surviving.  If he abandons the nest and the female, both will
+ inevitably fall to the fox.  What to do?  Self-preservation, or
+ survival of the species?
+ 
+      Such a conflict is too much for the male arctic term.  Given two
+ choices, both imperative and both impossible, he chooses a third
+ alternative, a displacement reaction.  He tries to mate with the
+ female.  Pointless, counterproductive, and suicidal, but at least the
+ tern didn't have to make a decision it couldn't handle.
+ 
+      James Alton was not an arctic tern.  He was a human being, and
+ though he too was faced with two imperative, impractical alternatives,
+ his displacement reaction took a different form, one uniquely human.
+ 
+      He laughed.
+ 
+      A chuckle at first, followed by a guffaw and then a full belly
+ laugh.  Before long, he was on his knees, roaring with laughter, tears
+ streaming down his face.  Someone asked him what was wrong, and he
+ doubled up with laughter and rolled on the floor, waving his arms as
+ though begging some nonexistent jokester to stop.
+ 
+      At long last he calmed himself enough to return to his seat,
+ still giggling but under control.  The session chairman, not knowing
+ what else to do, then announced him as the next speaker, which of
+ course set him off again.
+ 
+      This time he really lost it.  He banged his head against his
+ arms.  He made outlandish faces at people around him.  He danced a
+ maniacal dance of glee around the room, until he finally collapsed in
+ exhaustion at the podium.  He looked out at the shocked audience.
+ 
+      "Paper withdrawn," he said, and he left the auditorium.
+ 
+ 
+      Samuel Ware found him later, standing in a bay window looking out
+ over the hotel gardens.  It was a quiet place, and relatively
+ secluded.  Ware hesitated for a moment before disturbing the older
+ man.  With a shrug, he came forward.
+ 
+      "Nice day," he said to Alton, looking outside.
+ 
+      Alton glanced at him briefly and nodded.  He sighed.
+ "Congratulations," he said.  "That was a nice piece of work."
+ 
+      "Thank you," Ware replied.  "I appreciate your opinion."
+ 
+      Alton dismissed the comment with a wave.  "Nice of you to say so,
+ but it's hardly necessary." He chuckled.  "As of a few hours ago, I am
+ no longer qualified to have an opinion."
+ 
+      Ware raised his eyebrows in surprise.  "Ridiculous.  I think you
+ were the only one in there who understood what I was talking about.
+ Those fools," he said disgustedly.  "They didn't follow me at all.
+ But _you_ did.  I'm sure of it."
+ 
+      "Yes, well, like I said, it was a nice piece of work."
+ 
+      "Again, thanks." Ware swayed from side to side, apparently unsure
+ of himself.  "Anyway," he said, "that's why I came to see you."
+ 
+      Alton frowned and turned toward him.  "That's right.  Why did you
+ come in here?"
+ 
+      "I don't know exactly how to say this," Ware stammered.  "I
+ always, uh, thought that the situation you've set up at Cornell was
+ awfully nice.  I mean, it's very convenient and helpful, and you seem
+ to welcome new ideas, and---"
+ 
+      Realization dawned on Alton.  "You mean you're looking for a
+ _job?"_ he exclaimed in astonishment.
+ 
+      Ware looked acutely embarrassed.  "Well, when you come right down
+ to it, yes.  Everyone knows that the Center is the best place in the
+ world for nonlinear dynamic research.  There's lots of freedom, and
+ good people there.  I sort of hoped you might let me come and join."
+ 
+      Alton stared at Ware in amazement.  "Fascinating," he said
+ slowly.  "But why did you come to me?"
+ 
+      "You're the best person there," Ware said, somewhat surprised.
+ "Everybody knows that.  The Center would never turn down your
+ request."
+ 
+      "I think you overrate my importance," Alton said, but he could
+ see that Ware plainly didn't believe him.  He shook his head.  "I
+ don't understand.  I thought you were happy in your present job.  I
+ never heard anything different.  What suddenly changed your mind?"
+ 
+      "Oh, the government's okay, but when I started learning about
+ fractal basin boundaries, I just fell in love with the stuff.  It's
+ great fun." He smiled, wistfully.  "I decided that that was the field
+ I wanted to settle down in.  So naturally, I wanted to come to the
+ Center.  You guys are the best, and I wanted to be one of them."
+ 
+      "I see.  Why didn't you say anything about this until now?"
+ 
+      Ware reddened slightly.  "Well, I wanted to show you that I was
+ worth taking on.  I figured the best way to do that was to solve some
+ problem you were interested in." He grew excited.  "It worked, too.
+ I'm so happy I found a way to solve that damned Hyperbolic Singularity
+ Problem.  What a bear!  It's a good thing I knew about Renormalization
+ Group Theory, or I never would have gotten anywhere."
+ 
+      "Yes, I suppose it is." He slowly shook his head.  "You solved
+ the problem to impress me.  Amazing.  Simply unbelievable." He
+ laughed.
+ 
+      Ware looked at him worriedly.  "Boy, you laugh a lot, don't you?"
+ he said.
+ 
+      A broad grin flashed across Alton's face.  "More and more often,
+ it would appear.  Look, the sun's come out at last.  Let's go for a
+ walk in the gardens and talk about the job." He put his arm around
+ Ware's shoulders to lead him outside.  As they reached the door,
+ however, he stopped.  "Oh, there's one condition."
+ 
+      "Oh?  What is it?"
+ 
+      "Next time you decide to impress me, please let me know about it
+ before hand, all right?"
+ 
+      "Uh, sure," Ware said, puzzled.
+ 
+      "Good." He gave Ware an amused grin.  "You know, in about twenty
+ years, you and I are going to have to sit down and have a long talk."
+ 
+      "Really?  What about?"
+ 
+      Alton smiled.  "The fundamental nature of research," he replied,
+ and led the younger man out into the garden.
+ 
+ 
+          ----------------------------------------------------
+          Ken  Kousen is  an  associate  research engineer  at
+          United   Technologies   Research  Center   in   East
+          Hartford, CT,  where he  does not work  on fractals,
+          singularity   problems,  or   renormalization  group
+          theory.  He  has also met neither  Stephen Smale nor
+          any arctic terns (at least,  not yet).  He does like
+          to write though.  This is Ken's second appearance in
+          Athene.
+          ----------------------------------------------------
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ "Hibicus"
+ By H. Newcomb
+ (Communications may be made via Ken Selvia, who can be reached at
+ UCS_KAS@SHSU.BITNET)
+ ======================================================================
+ 
+      My luck was actually holding up, buy you wouldn't have known it
+ by the way I was cussing as I dressed that evening.
+ 
+      It was only the fourth time I had ever been trapped into actually
+ attending a (shiver) cocktail party.  Still, I had gone through the
+ trouble of shocking my family and friends -- if they can be called
+ that -- by going to a southern A & M college instead of Harvard or
+ some other such place because I could not stand anything having the
+ odor of the preppie outlook anymore, and desired to establish a
+ reputation they would not care for.  I'm no rebel, dropout, or hippie,
+ although you'd think so after listening to some of those people.  I
+ just don't buy the idea that good clothes, fine food and drink,
+ etcetera, are only earned with plastic smiles and atrophied
+ intelligence.  No Brooks Brothers suits or cordon bleu for me if I
+ have to read Buckley or Buchanan to keep up with my peers.  I'll
+ settle for jeans, hot dogs with chili, Anderson, and Royko, thank you.
+ 
+      I thought six years away at college would see me safely past the
+ preppie threat.  Uh-uh.  Some bastard went and evolved them into
+ yuppies.  Young, upwardly mobile pinheads -- don't have the slightest
+ idea what the structure they're moving up on consists of, or if it is
+ stable.  Often they live by computer, speak computerese, and don't
+ know what one is or how it works.
+ 
+      I minored in sociology and computer programming, and took my
+ major and advanced degree in electronic engineering.  I know how to
+ build a computer from scratch, tell it how to work, tell if it is
+ situated physically and socially in a stable environment, and I make
+ more money per effort than any of them I've heard of.  Still, one of
+ them hears where I went to school and starts acting superior.  Doesn't
+ make me the least bit sore, though, don't get me wrong -- it's just
+ that as an engineer, I hate to see potentially good material made into
+ a second rate product.
+ 
+      Usually I avoid situations where I might have such encounters,
+ such as that night's cocktail party I was trapped into going to.  My
+ favorite (well, only, but still deserving of the adjective) sister was
+ hosting this one, though.  Some sort of introduction party.  Probably
+ for some completely useless geek someone else was convinced was an
+ artist, since she had gone through the bother of pulling in all the
+ favors I owed her to get me to attend.  I suspected that immediately,
+ and that she cared so little for this party or its guest of honor that
+ inviting me was a way of getting back at whoever was to blame.
+ 
+      I asked her, but she just smiled.  That, more than anything, made
+ me feel sure I was right and agree to come.  It was scheduled for
+ eight, in highsocietyese nine-fifteen, but Carol (my sister) knew I
+ didn't hold with that kind of math, couldn't face this sort of thing
+ straight, and wouldn't stay past ten anyhow, so she met me at the door
+ right on the dot, led me to a den where we had a quick drink and
+ visit, then left me to finish preparing myself while she finished
+ preparing herself.  I enjoyed a few drinks, and welcomed a few
+ individuals who shared my liking for being on time.
+ 
+      Carol was back down at a quarter of, just in time for the real
+ flow of arrivals to start.  It only took twenty minutes before she
+ signaled me that all the invited guests had arrived.  I was a bit
+ surprised by this at first, then remembered that in this crowd it was
+ usually a sign that there was another party to hit later.  I only had
+ a small round to make to be done with it, checked and confirmed my
+ guess about the other party, then found a relatively quiet corner and
+ sat down to watch.
+ 
+      The guest of honor was really pitiful.  I didn't say a single
+ word -- didn't have to, his pretensions were ripped by a lady I'd
+ often heard my sister describe -- not unkindly -- as the blankest spot
+ on the circuit.  The crowd didn't turn ugly or get restless, though,
+ but seemed pleased with the outcome.
+ 
+      Carol wandered by about ten minutes later, so I intruded upon her
+ and quietly asked, "Mary was really the guest of honor tonight, wasn't
+ she?  A little something to cheer her up or boost her spirits?"
+ 
+      She frowned and nodded, then shrugged her shoulders and said,
+ "Before you ask, smartass, we drew lots.  I expect you to keep your
+ mouth shut.  Don't, and I'll give you another one of these -- meaning
+ it." She walked off, spiking me close to the big toe.  Nothing really
+ painful, so I grinned at her as a sign I'd behave before seeking out
+ my quiet corner again.
+ 
+      It was twenty to ten, but the party hadn't been all that
+ offensive, I didn't have anything on for the next day, and Carol owed
+ me for the foot business, so I figured I'd stick around for another
+ hour unless too many other people left and give her bar stock a good
+ working over.  Besides, this one lady had been giving me a very strong
+ eye all evening, and I wanted to give her a bad impression before I
+ left lest she try to look me up.  I did mention that I couldn't stand
+ those kind, right?
+ 
+      I even indulged in a rare cigar, luckily having one on hand, but
+ it didn't work.  She came over about fifteen minutes later, catching
+ me alone, sat down, and asked, "Does it seem likely to you that the
+ true first law of any physical universe is inertia, and violating this
+ law is what leads to entropy?"
+ 
+      I had been set to frown and say something nasty, expecting her to
+ say something polite and brainless.  I nearly sprained my tongue
+ swallowing the comment I had ready, regrouped, and finally grinned.  I
+ still believed she was being pretentious, but her line was interesting
+ and intriguing enough to play around with for awhile.  "It's
+ possible," I said.  "I'm not an astronomer, and don't know that much
+ about current thinking on celestial mechanics.  I am an engineer,
+ though, and if what I've worked with is any guide, I'd say you got it
+ dead to rights."
+ 
+      "Ah," she responded.  "I thought you looked too real to fit in
+ with this bunch."
+ 
+      "Your hostess is my sister," I nodded.
+ 
+      "You're Carol's brother?" she said.  "That's cheering.  I didn't
+ know she had any good influences."
+ 
+      I laughed.  Not especially brilliant, flattery seldom is, but
+ enjoyable.  "Mind if I tell you a story?" she continued.  "It'll be
+ brief."
+ 
+      "Full drinks for us both first," I insisted.  "No worthwhile
+ story is that short."
+ 
+      She cocked an eye at me and smiled.  "Thank you!  I hope I'll
+ meet your optimistic expectations.  Make mine water, since I've had my
+ limit, but throw in plenty of ice and a slice of lime."
+ 
+      I took her glass, did the honors, then returned and sat down a
+ bit closer to be in good position to listen.  "This story," she
+ started, "concerns a man I've known for a long, long time.  He and I
+ have known each other by many names.
+ 
+      "We've been married a number of times.  Other times, we've just
+ been partners in business.  It depended on whatever situation we were
+ in.  Basic survival, court intrigues, smuggling, tavern keeping,
+ homesteading, sometimes just farming."
+ 
+      "A busy life," I observed, feeling slightly uncomfortable without
+ understanding why.
+ 
+      "Usually," she agreed.  "Sad to say, though, I've not been in
+ touch with him for years."
+ 
+      "Thought about placing an ad?" I ventured.
+ 
+      "Yes.  I've even got one written.  I know, from past experience,
+ that he seldom remembers to look for me.  Not that he doesn't want to,
+ or that he's not glad to have me find him.  It just is not something
+ he's learned to do yet, so up to now it's always been up to me.  I
+ don't mind, because he's worth it.  The only thing is, I'm not sure
+ the ad as I've written it will catch his notice.  Would you listen to
+ it and tell me what you think?"
+ 
+      "Sure," I said, reluctantly and nervously.
+ 
+      "Seeking -- long time partner, to resume partnership as per
+ understanding.  Arrival in this area approximately 1958, avoids the
+ artificial, impatient with phony.  Is seeking deeper under- standing
+ and patience, lessons on which I will trade for ones in his many areas
+ of expertise, as per understanding.  Reply ASAP."
+ 
+      "1958 is not very long for all the things you mentioned," I said.
+ "The ad seems pretty vague, also."
+ 
+      "I know, but I don't really have any way of knowing what will
+ stir his memory," she said, looking sad.  "He has that skill.  We were
+ hoping I could master it this time around.  He always knows what will
+ ring a bell, whether it would be a meeting, a chance phrase, or,
+ sometimes, even a dream." "What sort of dream?" I asked.
+ 
+      "Past exploits, usually, according to him.  Making wine in
+ France, selling ale in Williamsburg or Sidney, sailing the North Sea,
+ fighting in Turkey, making love in a field of hibicus on Vanua Levu."
+ 
+      I was shook.  As she mentioned these things, memories of dreams I
+ had had about similar occurrences had come to mind, but the topper was
+ her mention of Vanua Levu.  Immediately upon hearing her say that name
+ I knew it was one of the Fiji Islands, but could not recall how I knew
+ it.  The world history I had taken in college had been centered on
+ European history, and I had mostly taken it because the alternative
+ for freshmen was geography, which I loathed.  Sure, we had spent a
+ week on the major explorations of the 1400's through the 1700's, but I
+ didn't remember getting anything out of it.  I looked at her
+ helplessly.
+ 
+      She looked hopeful for just a minute, then sighed.  "Oh, well,
+ don't worry about it if it didn't strike a cord."
+ 
+      "Something did," I admitted, frowning.  "I just don't know what.
+ Something that seems long ago."
+ 
+      "Very long ago," she said, looking hopeful again.
+ 
+      "But you're what, only twenty or so?" I stammered.  She nodded.
+ "I don't see how -- .  Except another life."
+ 
+      She didn't reply.  I tried to pinpoint my thoughts, failed.  "I
+ don't really believe this story," I finally said.  "Too improbable.
+ Too many accomplishments, not enough time.  Even if there were other
+ lives.  The timing would never work out right." Not very well put, but
+ I was disturbed.
+ 
+      "Timing is no problem if two souls are in agreement," she told
+ me.  "Not that I remember all that much, but I do recall that.  He and
+ I have the arrangement needed.  Certainly, we sometimes have bodies
+ that are out of sync by a number of years, but he and I never have
+ been."
+ 
+      I had dealt with a lot of weirdness, including a motorcycle club
+ membership Carol didn't know about, and once talked an armed 'Namvet
+ friend of mine out of re-enacting the OK Corral shootout, but this
+ lady stated her thoughts with such self-assurance that it shook me
+ like nothing else I had ever had to deal with.  All I could do was
+ stammer (without desiring to) "Then these thoughts -- "
+ 
+      "Can be trusted," she assured me.
+ 
+      "Some -- "
+ 
+      "Ten percent are pure dreams."
+ 
+      "And the rest -- ?"
+ 
+      "Are memories, a great deal of which I share," she finished.
+ "But I'm going to have to leave now.  I'm running late."
+ 
+      She stood and headed out.  I got moving in time to catch her at
+ the door and asked, "Can we continue this some other time?"
+ 
+      "Sure, come by anytime."
+ 
+      "I don't know where you live.  Or your name," I objected.
+ 
+      "Carol does," she said.  "However, I've given you enough clues.
+ Please, try.  Trust your thoughts.  If you can, and find me that way,
+ well, it's not what we had hoped for, but it is a start and may lead
+ elsewhere faster." She then turned and left.
+ 
+      Five days later, I still hadn't figured it out.  But my dreams
+ have come through now, I believe.  Last night, I dreamed once again of
+ a wide field of hibicus.  This morning I checked the city map.  This
+ town does have a Hibicus street, in the same general area my sister
+ lives in.
+ 
+      Also, according to my encyclopedia, the Fiji Islands were found
+ by the Dutch sailor Tasman in 1643.  It might be the whole story was a
+ fable, but I have a feeling that 1643 Hibicus is where I'll find out
+ for sure.  I could call Carol and check, but I wouldn't want to cheat.
+ If I'm wrong, I'll do so then, I guess.
+ 
+                                 * * *
+ 
+      I couldn't take it, and I was too nervous with the basic elements
+ of this situation to just go there and possibly make a fool of myself.
+ I didn't ask Carol, but I did go to her house and sneaked a peek in
+ her address book.  She does have a listing for someone in the 1600
+ block of Hibicus, though not 1643 as it happens.  I don't know if it
+ is this lady, but I feel comfortable enough now to go find out.  I'll
+ admit I checked after figuring it out if I find her there.
+ 
+ 
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+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/981129.txt">981129.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 2769<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (November 29, 1998)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/981202.txt">981202.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1549<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (December 2, 1998)
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+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/990111.txt">990111.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 762<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (January 11, 1999)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/990118.txt">990118.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 248<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (January 18, 1999)
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+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/991219.txt">991219.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4064<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (December 19, 1999)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/991227.txt">991227.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 970<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (December 27, 1999)
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+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/americorruptionron.txt">americorruptionron.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11709<BR><TD> American Corruption and Enron
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+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati320.txt">ati320.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7195<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #320
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati321.txt">ati321.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 17021<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #321
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati322.txt">ati322.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11800<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #322
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati323.txt">ati323.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 18364<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #323
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati324.txt">ati324.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 24955<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #324
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati325.txt">ati325.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 13739<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #325
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati326.txt">ati326.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 16399<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #326
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati327.txt">ati327.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 12553<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #327
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati328.txt">ati328.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10518<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #328
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati329.txt">ati329.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 16868<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #329
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati330.txt">ati330.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 12550<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #330
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati331.txt">ati331.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 20191<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #331
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati332.txt">ati332.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 20460<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #332
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati333.txt">ati333.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 17853<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #333
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati334.txt">ati334.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 24826<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #334
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati336.txt">ati336.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10201<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #336
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati337.txt">ati337.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 19057<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #337
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati338.txt">ati338.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 18776<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati339.txt">ati339.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 13178<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati340.txt">ati340.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 14449<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati341.txt">ati341.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 19322<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati342.txt">ati342.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7223<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati343.txt">ati343.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 24350<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati344.txt">ati344.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 21633<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati345.txt">ati345.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 18922<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati346.txt">ati346.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 14055<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati347.txt">ati347.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 18895<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati348.txt">ati348.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 20903<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati349.txt">ati349.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 17199<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati350.txt">ati350.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 20340<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati351.txt">ati351.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 17929<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati352.txt">ati352.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 19001<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati353-5earlymidweekcrisis.txt">ati353-5earlymidweekcrisis.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5356<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/ati353.txt">ati353.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 13071<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/atreadme.txt">atreadme.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1024<BR><TD> Activist Times Readme.TXT (Introduction)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/canoe.txt">canoe.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5095<BR><TD> Man Eaten by Large Canoe
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/chpnc.txt">chpnc.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5504<BR><TD> Chiapaneca, by Marco Capelli Frucht (March 21, 1999)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/codetalker.txt">codetalker.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7869<BR><TD> Comanche Code Talker Shares Pride in Service (July 20, 1990)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/cointel.txt">cointel.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 18299<BR><TD> America's Secret Police: FBI Cointelpro in the 1990s, by Noelle Hanrahan 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/compressionism.txt">compressionism.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 9094<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/diary.txt">diary.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4212<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/diary2.txt">diary2.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1709<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/diary3.txt">diary3.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 2411<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/diary4.txt">diary4.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4436<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/dinebeto1.txt">dinebeto1.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5525<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/dinebeto10.txt">dinebeto10.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 29677<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/dinebeto2.txt">dinebeto2.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7129<BR><TD> 
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+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/dinebeto4.txt">dinebeto4.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 14500<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/dinebeto5.txt">dinebeto5.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 19658<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/dinebeto6.txt">dinebeto6.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 19982<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/dinebeto7.txt">dinebeto7.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 17183<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/dinebeto8.txt">dinebeto8.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 15239<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/dinebeto9.txt">dinebeto9.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 18488<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/hogan10.txt">hogan10.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 29677<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/hogan11.txt">hogan11.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 17620<BR><TD> 
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+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/journal.txt">journal.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 40865<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/kendra.txt">kendra.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 12354<BR><TD> 
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+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/midweek_6nov00.txt">midweek_6nov00.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 864<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/midweek_midsep98.txt">midweek_midsep98.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1642<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/mission.txt">mission.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 520<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/mumia.txt">mumia.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 3039<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/penpal.txt">penpal.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 870<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/shadow.txt">shadow.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 3957<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/sisyphus.txt">sisyphus.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 9448<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/staci.txt">staci.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1343<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/stephstape.txt">stephstape.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7739<BR><TD> 
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+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/teargas.txt">teargas.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 3214<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/thereandback.txt">thereandback.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 43567<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/unabom.txt">unabom.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 23469<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/violence1.txt">violence1.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5004<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/violence2.txt">violence2.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5501<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/violence3.txt">violence3.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 6530<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/violence4.txt">violence4.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4142<BR><TD> 
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ATI/walk.txt">walk.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4197<BR><TD> 
+</TABLE><P><TABLE WIDTH=100%><TR><TD ALIGN=RIGHT><SMALL>There are 442 files for a total of 6,014,035 bytes.</SMALL></TABLE><P>
+I have a bit of history with Prime Anarchist and his friends, and since
+the purpose of this site is to capture the feelings and experiences of
+the 1980's BBS era, I might as well go into it here. The story is
+completely, utterly true.
+<P>
+While I was running The Works BBS, I naturally got the occasional
+weirdo on the line. After all, the system was open, and anyone could
+post comments to me or leave feedback or request a chat. You know, the
+usual off-beat personality, coming in from the night, who would make
+the whole thing seem kind of funny with their pathetic antics.
+<P>
+Well, at some point I started getting an inordinate amount of calls
+from someone who went by several names, but generally called themselves
+YOUR MOTHER, all capital letters. While this character started out just
+leaving comments in all capitals that were goofy and completely 
+nonsensical (and of course I wouldn't grant this person access), the
+calls kept coming, the comments kept getting left, and some of the
+postings got rather sinister indeed:
+<P>
+<PRE>
+FUCK YOU JASON I WILL KILL YOU AND THAT HOMOSEXUAL FERRET. I NOW KNOW OF
+ONE PLACE WHERE YOU ARE ALWAYS ON TIME FOR.. YOU ARE DEAD MEAT I WILL
+LET YOU FIND OUT WHO I AM..... BUT BY THEN IT WILL BE TOO LATE FOR ANY
+HELP.  MY FRIENDS THINK I'M CRAZY BUT THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE
+A DICK AND SHOULD BE KILLED FOR HUMANITY SAKE.  THERE IS ABSOLUTLY
+NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO PREVENT YOUR ONSLAUGHT SO SAY YOUR GOODBYE'S FOR
+ONE DAY SOON YOU SHALL DIE... IT WILL NOT BE A GOOD YEAR FOR YOUR
+FRIENDS BUT I KNOW YOUR PARENTS WOULD PROBABLY THANK
+ME...................KISS OFF HOMO............FOR THE END IS NEAR!!!!!!
+</PRE>
+<P>
+So suddenly I went from running a BBS to being hounded with death 
+threats online. Within a short time, I started getting screaming
+calls on my other telephone lines, including the special one that
+wasn't in my name (it was a business line owned by my father's
+employer of the time.). When I mean screaming calls, I literately
+mean that, calls with people screaming on them. And the comments
+kept coming:
+<P>
+<PRE>
+HINT WHO I AM #1:I HATE YOU
+              #2:I GO TO YOUR SCHOOL AND THE MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE
+THINK YOU ARE A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL.
+              #3:I HAVE HAIR
+              #4:238-42??  DO I KNOW WHAT THE LAST TWO DIGITS ARE??
+  STAY TUNED FOR MORE NEXT TIME BOYS AND FAGGOTS
+</PRE>
+<P>
+and coming...
+<P>
+<PRE>
+I AM STILL HERE DICKBREATH I WILL HAVE YOUR HOUSE NUMBER BY TONIGHT,
+SLLEP TIGHT DEAD MEAT, YOU MAY THINK I AM KIDDING BUT I WOULD NOT WASTE
+MY TIME IF I WAS FUCKING AROUND, YOU PISSED ME OFF, YOU WILL PAY FOR
+IT....
+</PRE>
+<P>
+Now, getting on 15 years later, this sort of thing is easy to laugh
+off or trivialize, but for a 17-year-old kid living alone in his
+father's house, this was pretty scary stuff.
+<P>
+Enter Prime Anarchist. I had made acquaintance with him and his friends
+some time previous on The Works, and we had talked on the phone a few
+times. At some point, I mentioned that I was experiencing this extreme
+harassment, and they got very serious. They offered to help. And the
+way they offered to help was to trace back the call. 
+<P>
+They came over and visited me. Scruffy fellows, but I still remember 
+the eagerness to help me. They explained to me they had a friend in
+the phone company, someone who could look at the special records they
+had, the records where they see what numbers called a house (as 
+opposed to the phone bills we see, where all the numbers the house
+called are listed). In this way, if I gave them some times that
+YOUR MOTHER had called and left some messages, we could clear up
+this little problem. To sweeten the deal, they asked me if I could
+give them something to give to the friend in the phone company,
+something like twenty bucks. I paid up gladly.
+<P>
+A little later, somehow, someone broke into the Works machine with
+a remote sysop password, a password only I knew, that I'd not written
+down or given to anyone. After breaking in, this person had tried
+to delete my entire hard drive, but was typing in Apple computer
+commands to do so, and the system was on a PC. On at least one
+occasion, I'd used this remote password to use my machine. More
+on that in a moment.
+<P>
+Well, Prime and his buddy came back and told me their friend had
+done his work. They'd traced back the guy who did it, but they 
+couldn't tell me! Apparently he ALSO worked for the phone company!
+According to my new friends, this fellow was TAPPING MY PHONE, and
+picking up all this information to hack into my system and harass
+me and the whole deal. So, they said, they'd go in and straighten
+things out. 
+<P>
+Later, they called me, and proudly said that they'd gone to the
+guy's workplace, and found him at his desk, where they'd presented
+the evidence they had and told him to lay the hell off me, to 
+never go near the Works BBS again, or he'd lose his job. The guy
+supposedly freaked out, and swore up and down he'd never go
+near my lines again.
+<P>
+I never found out who the guy was, and I never understood everything
+that went down in that event, but I can say that I was honestly
+freaked enough that I didn't really talk to Prime Anarchist and his
+friend Cygnus ever again, and to be honest, the whole situation
+as creepy. And to be fair, the harassment did stop after they 
+claimed they'd talked about it. But either way, if you look at
+it from any angle, is it any wonder I'm a little paranoid?
+<P>
+
+
+
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+</HTML>
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+<TITLE>T E X T F I L E S</TITLE>
+<BODY BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" TEXT="#000000" LINK="#000000" ALINK="#004400" VLINK="#004400">
+<H1>Electronic Magazines: Activist Times, Incorporated</H1>
+<P>
+Starting from relatively humble beginnings, Prime Anarchist gears a crew of
+Connecticut hackers through 5 plus years of hacking, phreaking, politics, and 
+general spouting off. In many cases, they have the weirdest idea of time,
+releasing 10 issues in one month and then releasing nothing for 4 more. All in
+all, a complete grab-bag of articles.
+<P>
+<TABLE WIDTH=100%>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#000000><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Filename</B><BR></FONT></TD>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#002200><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Size</B><BR></FONT></TD>
+<TD BGCOLOR=#004400><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Description of the Textfile</B><BR></TD></TR>
+<tab indent=60 id=T><br>
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="001301.txt">001301.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1597<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (January, 13, 2000)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="414.txt">414.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 2086<BR><TD> What is alt.2600.414 for?
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="880919.txt">880919.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5508<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (September 19, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="880923.txt">880923.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 6510<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (September 23, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="881020.txt">881020.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 2329<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (October 20, 1988)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="891205.txt">891205.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 6006<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (December 5, 1989)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="900912.txt">900912.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 9665<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (September 12, 1990)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="901010.txt">901010.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4184<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (October 10, 1990)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="930608.txt">930608.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7764<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (June 8, 1993)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="970427.txt">970427.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4751<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (April 27, 1997)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="970520.txt">970520.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 2526<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (May 20, 1997)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="970810.txt">970810.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4965<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (August 10, 1997)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="970811.txt">970811.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1992<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (August 11, 1997)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="970901.txt">970901.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7097<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (September 1, 1997)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="971001.txt">971001.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1366<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (October 1, 1997)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="971005.txt">971005.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1686<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (October 5, 1997)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="980419.txt">980419.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1814<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (April 18, 1998)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="980606.txt">980606.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 3596<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (June 6, 1998)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="980706.txt">980706.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 805<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (July 6, 1998)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="980723.txt">980723.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 2096<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (July 23, 1998)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="980913.txt">980913.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 2072<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (September 13, 1998)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="980922.txt">980922.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 503<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (September 22, 1998)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="981106.txt">981106.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 2003<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (November 6, 1998)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="981129.txt">981129.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 2769<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (November 29, 1998)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="981202.txt">981202.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1549<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (December 2, 1998)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="981212.txt">981212.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1899<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (December 12, 1998)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="981219.txt">981219.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1554<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (December 19, 1998)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="990111.txt">990111.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 762<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (January 11, 1999)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="990118.txt">990118.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 248<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (January 18, 1999)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="990221.txt">990221.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1192<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (February 21, 1999)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="990424.txt">990424.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1652<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (April 24, 1999)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="990523.txt">990523.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4219<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (May 23, 1999)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="991211.txt">991211.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 2543<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (December 11, 1999)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="991219.txt">991219.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4064<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (December 19, 1999)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="991227.txt">991227.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 970<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist Column (December 27, 1999)
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="abbie.txt">abbie.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 13651<BR><TD> Abbie Hoffman Was Not Famous! By Prime Anarchist
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="americorruptionron.txt">americorruptionron.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11709<BR><TD> American Corruption and Enron
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-01.txt">ati-01.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7880<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #01
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-02.txt">ati-02.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10599<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #02
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-03.txt">ati-03.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10816<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #03
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-04.txt">ati-04.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 14885<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #04
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-05.txt">ati-05.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 13424<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #05
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-06.txt">ati-06.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 8906<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #06
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-07.txt">ati-07.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 13350<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #07
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-08.txt">ati-08.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 14836<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #08
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-10.txt">ati-10.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 41444<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #10
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-11.txt">ati-11.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7535<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #11
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-12.txt">ati-12.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11793<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #12
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-13.txt">ati-13.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 14412<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #13
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-14.txt">ati-14.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11099<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #14
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-15.txt">ati-15.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 22155<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #15
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-16.txt">ati-16.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 6300<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #16
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-17.txt">ati-17.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11122<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #17
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-18.txt">ati-18.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11087<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #18
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-19.txt">ati-19.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11056<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #19
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-20.txt">ati-20.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11286<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #20
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-21.txt">ati-21.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4499<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #21
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-22.txt">ati-22.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10358<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #22
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-23.txt">ati-23.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 9249<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #23
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-24.txt">ati-24.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10111<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #24
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-25.txt">ati-25.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10916<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #25
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-26.txt">ati-26.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 2301<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #26
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-27.txt">ati-27.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10528<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #27
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-28.txt">ati-28.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5010<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #28
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-29.txt">ati-29.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 9962<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #29
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-30.txt">ati-30.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11308<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #30
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-31.txt">ati-31.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 12330<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #31
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-32.txt">ati-32.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 23557<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #32
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-33.txt">ati-33.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 17770<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #33
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-34.txt">ati-34.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 20003<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #34
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-35.txt">ati-35.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 25734<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #35
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-36.txt">ati-36.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 30017<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #36
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-37.txt">ati-37.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 22539<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #37
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-38.txt">ati-38.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 22697<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #38
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-39.txt">ati-39.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 18693<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #39
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-40.txt">ati-40.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 14377<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #40
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-41.txt">ati-41.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 25641<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #41
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-42.txt">ati-42.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10069<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #42
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-43.txt">ati-43.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 20538<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #43
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-44.txt">ati-44.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 20906<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #44
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-45.txt">ati-45.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 21987<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #45
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-46.txt">ati-46.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7724<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #46
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-47.txt">ati-47.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 24880<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #47
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-48.txt">ati-48.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 15280<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #48
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-49.txt">ati-49.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 20301<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #49
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-50.txt">ati-50.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 21261<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #50
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-51.txt">ati-51.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 18439<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #51
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-52.txt">ati-52.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 19605<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #52
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-53.txt">ati-53.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 30332<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #53
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-54.txt">ati-54.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 12718<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #54
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-55.txt">ati-55.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11976<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #55
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-56.txt">ati-56.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 30339<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #56
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-57.txt">ati-57.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 30421<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #57
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-58.txt">ati-58.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 25401<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #58
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-59.txt">ati-59.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 24555<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #59
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-60.txt">ati-60.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 21071<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #60
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-61.txt">ati-61.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 28470<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #61
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-62.txt">ati-62.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 27199<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #62
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-63.txt">ati-63.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 25363<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #63
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-64.txt">ati-64.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 8810<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #64
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-65.txt">ati-65.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 12955<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #65
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-66.txt">ati-66.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 12523<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #66
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-67.txt">ati-67.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11842<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #67
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-68.txt">ati-68.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10560<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #68
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-69.txt">ati-69.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4053<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #69
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-70.txt">ati-70.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 9880<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #70
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-71.txt">ati-71.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 8698<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #71
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-72.txt">ati-72.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 12804<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #72
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-73.txt">ati-73.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 12191<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #73
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-74.txt">ati-74.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11843<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #74
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-75.txt">ati-75.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 14125<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #75
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-76.txt">ati-76.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 15251<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #76
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-77.txt">ati-77.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11856<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #77
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-78.txt">ati-78.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7549<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #78
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-79.txt">ati-79.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7462<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #79
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-80.txt">ati-80.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7461<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #80
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-81.txt">ati-81.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 14046<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #81
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-82.txt">ati-82.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 6136<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #82
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-83.txt">ati-83.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 13957<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #83
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-84.txt">ati-84.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 9345<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #84
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-85.txt">ati-85.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 8191<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #85
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-86.txt">ati-86.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5651<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #86
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-87.txt">ati-87.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 14727<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #87
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-88.txt">ati-88.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 3958<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #88
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-89.txt">ati-89.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 14170<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #89
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-90.txt">ati-90.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 13230<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #90
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-91.txt">ati-91.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 13733<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #91
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-92.txt">ati-92.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 16254<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #92
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-93.txt">ati-93.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 16148<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #93
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-94.txt">ati-94.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 18145<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #94
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-95.txt">ati-95.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 19163<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #95
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-96.txt">ati-96.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10246<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #96
+<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ati-97.txt">ati-97.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 13538<BR><TD> Prime Anarchist's Activist Times, Inc. (ATI) Issue #97
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+I have a bit of history with Prime Anarchist and his friends, and since
+the purpose of this site is to capture the feelings and experiences of
+the 1980's BBS era, I might as well go into it here. The story is
+completely, utterly true.
+<P>
+While I was running The Works BBS, I naturally got the occasional
+weirdo on the line. After all, the system was open, and anyone could
+post comments to me or leave feedback or request a chat. You know, the
+usual off-beat personality, coming in from the night, who would make
+the whole thing seem kind of funny with their pathetic antics.
+<P>
+Well, at some point I started getting an inordinate amount of calls
+from someone who went by several names, but generally called themselves
+YOUR MOTHER, all capital letters. While this character started out just
+leaving comments in all capitals that were goofy and completely 
+nonsensical (and of course I wouldn't grant this person access), the
+calls kept coming, the comments kept getting left, and some of the
+postings got rather sinister indeed:
+<P>
+<PRE>
+FUCK YOU JASON I WILL KILL YOU AND THAT HOMOSEXUAL FERRET. I NOW KNOW OF
+ONE PLACE WHERE YOU ARE ALWAYS ON TIME FOR.. YOU ARE DEAD MEAT I WILL
+LET YOU FIND OUT WHO I AM..... BUT BY THEN IT WILL BE TOO LATE FOR ANY
+HELP.  MY FRIENDS THINK I'M CRAZY BUT THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND THAT YOU ARE
+A DICK AND SHOULD BE KILLED FOR HUMANITY SAKE.  THERE IS ABSOLUTLY
+NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO PREVENT YOUR ONSLAUGHT SO SAY YOUR GOODBYE'S FOR
+ONE DAY SOON YOU SHALL DIE... IT WILL NOT BE A GOOD YEAR FOR YOUR
+FRIENDS BUT I KNOW YOUR PARENTS WOULD PROBABLY THANK
+ME...................KISS OFF HOMO............FOR THE END IS NEAR!!!!!!
+</PRE>
+<P>
+So suddenly I went from running a BBS to being hounded with death 
+threats online. Within a short time, I started getting screaming
+calls on my other telephone lines, including the special one that
+wasn't in my name (it was a business line owned by my father's
+employer of the time.). When I mean screaming calls, I literately
+mean that, calls with people screaming on them. And the comments
+kept coming:
+<P>
+<PRE>
+HINT WHO I AM #1:I HATE YOU
+              #2:I GO TO YOUR SCHOOL AND THE MAJORITY OF THE PEOPLE
+THINK YOU ARE A FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL.
+              #3:I HAVE HAIR
+              #4:238-42??  DO I KNOW WHAT THE LAST TWO DIGITS ARE??
+  STAY TUNED FOR MORE NEXT TIME BOYS AND FAGGOTS
+</PRE>
+<P>
+and coming...
+<P>
+<PRE>
+I AM STILL HERE DICKBREATH I WILL HAVE YOUR HOUSE NUMBER BY TONIGHT,
+SLLEP TIGHT DEAD MEAT, YOU MAY THINK I AM KIDDING BUT I WOULD NOT WASTE
+MY TIME IF I WAS FUCKING AROUND, YOU PISSED ME OFF, YOU WILL PAY FOR
+IT....
+</PRE>
+<P>
+Now, getting on 15 years later, this sort of thing is easy to laugh
+off or trivialize, but for a 17-year-old kid living alone in his
+father's house, this was pretty scary stuff.
+<P>
+Enter Prime Anarchist. I had made acquaintance with him and his friends
+some time previous on The Works, and we had talked on the phone a few
+times. At some point, I mentioned that I was experiencing this extreme
+harassment, and they got very serious. They offered to help. And the
+way they offered to help was to trace back the call. 
+<P>
+They came over and visited me. Scruffy fellows, but I still remember 
+the eagerness to help me. They explained to me they had a friend in
+the phone company, someone who could look at the special records they
+had, the records where they see what numbers called a house (as 
+opposed to the phone bills we see, where all the numbers the house
+called are listed). In this way, if I gave them some times that
+YOUR MOTHER had called and left some messages, we could clear up
+this little problem. To sweeten the deal, they asked me if I could
+give them something to give to the friend in the phone company,
+something like twenty bucks. I paid up gladly.
+<P>
+A little later, somehow, someone broke into the Works machine with
+a remote sysop password, a password only I knew, that I'd not written
+down or given to anyone. After breaking in, this person had tried
+to delete my entire hard drive, but was typing in Apple computer
+commands to do so, and the system was on a PC. On at least one
+occasion, I'd used this remote password to use my machine. More
+on that in a moment.
+<P>
+Well, Prime and his buddy came back and told me their friend had
+done his work. They'd traced back the guy who did it, but they 
+couldn't tell me! Apparently he ALSO worked for the phone company!
+According to my new friends, this fellow was TAPPING MY PHONE, and
+picking up all this information to hack into my system and harass
+me and the whole deal. So, they said, they'd go in and straighten
+things out. 
+<P>
+Later, they called me, and proudly said that they'd gone to the
+guy's workplace, and found him at his desk, where they'd presented
+the evidence they had and told him to lay the hell off me, to 
+never go near the Works BBS again, or he'd lose his job. The guy
+supposedly freaked out, and swore up and down he'd never go
+near my lines again.
+<P>
+I never found out who the guy was, and I never understood everything
+that went down in that event, but I can say that I was honestly
+freaked enough that I didn't really talk to Prime Anarchist and his
+friend Cygnus ever again, and to be honest, the whole situation
+as creepy. And to be fair, the harassment did stop after they 
+claimed they'd talked about it. But either way, if you look at
+it from any angle, is it any wonder I'm a little paranoid?
+<P>
+
+
+
+</BODY>
+</HTML>
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+001301
+
+
+Hola, I'm prime anarchist reporting from the 
+Anarchic Circle and this is my column for 
+ThirstDay, 1-13-00. 
+  Overheard on radio. "How come teachers have to
+take their skateboards every year?"
+  Nepotism Watch: Alex Alda. Alan? Kiernan Culkin.
+Macauley?
+     CIDER HOUSE RULES: Homer's Odyssey.
+  A great metaphor for both sides or neither side.
+Your tool to make your choice freely -- without
+fear, persecution or reactionary stupidity.
+  John Irving may have written the 20th Century's
+only real American Classic. - just my opinion. Has
+anyone seen the movie yet? I hear Eryka Badu's a
+hottie in it. I read the book.
+  "TB is spread when a person with active TB 
+coughs, sings, or speaks and you breath the 
+contaminated air," says a poster on the wall
+where I'm waiting to see the doctor. 
+  Imagine being told you can't sing anymore? I can't
+grasp that on ANY level. Wow, yuck. Inthunkable.
+ADBUSTING. You've got two table parts you want to
+use sandwiching one or two leaves from last holiday,
+but they're sunbleached. It's time to blend them in,
+isn't it?
+  CUE-TIP#5. Take the peels from a lemonade you just
+made from scratch. Boil them with one or two cups of
+water for 20-30 minutes. Find a 100% cotton rag, and
+dunk it in the hot lemonwater once it's just cool
+enough to not scald. Rub and rub and watch the magic.
+  Of course, you COULD always buy 2 or 3 rounds of
+commercial products - but brace yourself for the 
+extra elbow grease, asthma, eczema and allergies.
+FOR THE RECORD: Prime Anarchist has never owned or
+operated a Mont Blanc pen.
+  Prime saying, have an ice day.
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+The phollowing must be edited and/or reposted every month.
+
+(Unless someone has the energy to do it every week.)
+
+Purpose: Like in many other usenet newsgroups alt.2600.414 is for
+yakking.
+
+Position: Whatever suits the moment. Many prefer the Kama Sutra, others
+          Prefer prone. Prime Anarchist prefers 4 non blondes.
+
+Preconceived Notion: Ain't none.
+
+Parable: A bird in hand is better than a wife in a cage.
+
+Petty Gripe: Lamers, and many other bus companies that sukk.
+
+People To Contact: The phollowing people rokk.
+                   ati@cosmos.lod.com
+                   primeanarchist@thepentagon.com
+                   lutenist@geocities.com
+                   (..........additions to phollow...........
+                   ........pheel phree 2 add u'r own.........
+                   ....& upload periodically................)
+
+Phrequently Asked Questions: What is alt.2600.414 and alt.2600.AOL for?
+
+                What is this group for?
+
+                How do you do that? How do you make it
+                as easy as possible for them to...
+
+                I would do anything for the person that can really help me.
+
+                would you knock it off already? nobody gives a shit.
+
+                Someone please tell me what this news group is
+                about as it sounds interesting.
+
+                Bad Link?  Then email:   UPS@hotpop.com
+
+                does anyone know - how I can solve problem
+                with my broken mouse. Right button is dead.
+
+                Is Batman Back ?
+
+                Don't you hate the government telling you what
+                to do and what to see?
+
+
+shOUTs and gr33tz to:
+http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+http://www.2600.com
+http://www.finger.org
+http://www.www.com
+http://www.pornsite.com/images
+file:///c|/windows/temp/index.html
+
+
+NO CARRIER
+
+-=-    most current edition of this FAQ  -=-
+-=-         can always be "got" at:      -=-
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI/414.txt
+-=-                 k?                   -=-
\ No newline at end of file
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+890919
+
+     A lot of people are complaining about the ascii formatting of my
+T-Philes.  Most people ask what kind of commodore, err, computer I use.  Yes,
+I have an old 8bit atari, but that isn't the problem at all.  I found out an
+hour ago that it's my modem.  And my dip switches look like this:
+ 
+             >-----------------<
+         alligator   :      alligator
+           clip      :        clip
+                   bell
+                   wire.
+ 
+    AND I'M NOT TOUCHIN 'EM UNLESS SOMEONE LENDS ME A 12 OR 24 HUNDRED BAUD
+MODEM IN CASE I SCREW IT UP BIGTIME.
+ 
+    The only other complaint I'm hearin' is the 40 column format.  I'm sorry,
+but until EVERY computer hosts 80 columns I will publish at 40 columns.  If
+you want an 80 column issue, get out your favorite text editor or word processor.
+    At any rate, if you find yourself unable to read these issues, try
+downloading them another way, or from another board. Some sysops have changed
+the format using some program that's out there.  When I find out what the name
+of the program is, I'll publish it here, and/or publish names of boards now
+and then where it's formatted "properly."
+    FLASH!!! WHO IS THE BAND THAT DID THE REMAKE OF LED ZEPPELIN'S "LIVIN
+LOVIN MAID"? Sounds like Fatboys, but it sounds awesome.
+ 
+       NOTAS MUSICAS!!!
+  --- -------- --- ----- -------
+  The official ATI music section.
+  --- -------- --- ----- -------
+  To the tune of "Frito Bandito" commercial:
+            Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye.
+            Your mother sucks chrome
+            off a bumper hitch.
+ 
+     When stuck between two lousy choices ie: Bush/Duke, US/SU, Coke/Pepsi,
+McDonalds/Burger King-- I always say choose BEER
+               Then instead of having to come up with an explaination, simply
+say, "Dunno, I was cocked".
+ 
+     "Little" Steven Van Zandt told me last April that SPIN was really about
+the only worthwhile RockRag to check out any more. I guess he was just as
+angry with Hit Parayder, Creme, and Rolling Bone as I was. I didn't notice
+so obviously until this month.  
+        (sept 88 issue)
+            (the one with Traci Chapman on the cover... 
+             you know, the black chick with the nappi hair)
+
+     Anyways, here's a few thoughts from various musicians I decided to
+highlight for you in case you cant get out and steal a copy or buy it maybe.
+                    (I did)
+     HOLLY NEAR: If you write a generic peace song that just talks about peace
+really propose solutions or if you put forward some kind of analysis of what
+is causing war or racism or sexism.
+     You saw that when Little Steven was doing much more specific things about
+south africa.  It was alright to feed the Africans, but when we talked about
+actually wanting the Africans to liberate themselves and take control of their
+own countries, then it was less of a hit than the humanitarian concept of just
+feeding the poor African people.
+     BILLY BRAGG: For some artists, being political is what sells their
+record, for good or bad.  Certainly my audience is based on political stuff.
+Nobody ever asks me what guitar strings I use or what I was doing in my next
+video.  They all want to know when I am going to think of a good rhyme for
+"socialism".
+     PETER GABRIEL: I really hope young people get a sense that they CAN make
+a difference in what is going on.  I think that is the most important thing-
+that they dont feel victims of the world; that they feel in charge of the
+world, because it's theirs to inherit.
+     NONA HENDRYX: To me, the basic problem is to continue. Not only for the
+artist to do it but the audience or the people who are listening to stay
+involved.  Not only on the large level, but on the small level, in your
+community, your neighborhood, your state.
+     MERLE HAGGARD: was always necessary.  From the time I was in the fourth,
+5th grade, it would be on my report cards, only the teachers would call it
+staring out the window.  But what I was doing was trying to write songs.
+     JACKSON BROWN: A door was kicked open with Band Aid and Live Aid so that
+you saw a little bit of the rest of the world. Then the door opened a little
+further when you saw that there was apartheid in south africa. Now the door
+has really been kicked wide open because you see that our government is
+involved in a lot of things like selling arms to Iran, trading arms for
+hostages, and diverting money illegally to wars that really can only be
+called private wars now.
+     LITTLE STEVEN: In the media, that's where the battle is.  that's where
+the communication is going on -- where the public opinion is going to be
+effected.  That's were education is going to take place.
+ 
+     Any of you who attended the Rutgers Convention last spring will remember
+the seminar called Media, Modem, and Music put on by Abbie Hoffman, Marc
+Greenberg, and Little Steven.  They dealt with a revolution in the music
+industry, (and moreso the WHOLE media industry) saying a major change was
+on its way.  These quotes, and many others in last month's SPIN just grabbed
+my attention, and made me think that change might be already powerfully on
+its way.  (especially if you heard any of Traci Chapman's other (pronounced
+"not played on the radio statons")) songs.
+     At any rate, I didnt mean for this article to make sense as a whole.  It
+was more or less a collage, of musical stuff that might get you grabbin' your
+acoustic; or hopefully your million watt marshall stack. 
+
+      "'cause this shit has GOT to get out."
+       s/ prime.
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+880923 
+
+   "with an eye on trashy type stuff."
+
+
+So, here it is. another pfine pap production.
+ 
+Saturday afternoon, an attack on Pfizer and General Dynamics will begin.
+We're not gonna key in on those two, you can go to the function if you wanna
+know more about THEIR enviro- problems. (Fort Griswold Park, Sat., Sept 24,
+10am) We're gonna try tackling some of the less obvious companies in our
+locale here on our pages.
+  First, a very short word on Pfizer.  The only major company left in South-
+eastern Connecticut that hasn't pulled out of South Africa.
+  Next a quick word on GD.
+  ATI recently did a special survey of the Electric Joke shityard grounds
+for ARDIS (John Stockwell's group) and Del-Aware (Abbie Hoffman's band of
+weary travelers) to see if EB could do any sneaky shit under the FEMA project.
+We concluded that it would be too hard to convert any buildings from their
+current purpose over to concentration camps for the blacks and dissidents as
+per Louis Guiffrida's "California Paper".
+  2 days after the document hit the post office, General Dynamics announced
+the go-ahead for a large toxic waste incinerator.
+  Now what could a conservative state do with a row of large stoves??? At
+any rate, we all know that EB and Pfizer are naughty. Let's list a few other
+local bad boys.
+ 
+ 
+1) Mystic Color Lab   silver 
+2) EB                 toxic waste
+3) pfizer             t. w.  
+4) Dow                latex sux!!!
+5) Hess               Waste oil 
+6) Soneco             can you say cyanide.?.
+7) Millstone          lubricants, ind. waste.  
+8) Naval base         old diesel
+9) Ming Garden        grease traps
+0) Evans Shell        waste oil in sewers.
+ 
+..   ...   ...
+ 
+where's doug???
+ 
+..   ...   ...
+ 
+Mystic Color Lab got nailed last month for dumping excess quantities of
+silver into the river. They were supposed to undergo weekly monitoring;
+but lo and behold!!! They've suddenly cut back enormously. Outa nowhere!
+  Too good to be true. Is this real?
+  The silver that's being dumped is what's left after 3 attempts to
+electronically pan out each silver molecule. What's left cant easily be
+gotten. The silver (alone or joined) is VERY dangerous to plant life in
+and out of the rivers. To meet standards, MCL has attached a 3rd chemical
+making it LOOK like they've cleaned up their act.
+  Bullshit.
+  MCL is still damaging us.
+  As we said, EB is doing mega toxic waste. EB is also responsible for a
+large portion of our nation's acid rain problems.
+  So is Pfizer. Some suggest AIDS got its genesis at an African branch of
+Pfizer Corp.
+  A word on DOW: ever get really sick from lighting a styrofoam cup on fire?
+One cup? Dow, burns about 1000 cups worth of styrofoam a day.
+  Hess? Waste oil is no fun. This stuff shows up in the Thames river now and
+then. Fish dont like waste oil. You know things are bad when you open up a can
+of tuna (in its own oils) and you see a tiny little barge floating around
+trying to make a delivery and it asks you where the dock is between Pfizer
+and EB.
+  Soneco burns all their boxes instead of trucking them out to New Jersey.
+Too expensive. These boxes are chemically treated so they're strong enough
+to hold harsh stuff.
+  Millstone is responsible for a LOT of industrial waste. It's not just for
+radiation any more. hehehe. You'll see a lot of lubricants and shaved up
+metals floating around in Waterford's waters.
+  The Naval base stored up diesel fuel for the past 40 years. They simply
+ran out of room on the lower base. So, now they burn up about 3 drums a day.
+Right into the open air!!! 35-year-old diesel fuel has a distinctive odor.
+Much like raw bat-shit.
+  Ming Garden. Why did MG make our hit-list? Don't panic. It's not for their
+way of handling the excess kitten population; although rumors fly. Ming Garden
+pours their grease right down into the ground at the end of each night. Ever
+wonder where crabgrass comes from?
+  Evans Shell. Again; another purely arbitrary assignment. This guy's gonna
+have to take the heat for ALL the service stations that clean engines right
+over a sewer grate. Also going into these sewer grates are any leftover,
+useless, (and very potent) oils and assorted solvents.
+  There you have it. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Apple core; say no
+more.
+
+                        &.a nonpaid advertisement. (hey. we're
+                        havin trouble collectin our debts just
+                        like the rest of em!!!)
+
+  The all new FNORD TORMENT.
+  100% stainless steel tires that whir at 30 MPH; and scream really high at
+60.
+  FNORD TORMENT has 20 foot tunable hydraulic shocks for slipping over VW's in
+heavy traffic.
+  The TORMENT has a LARGE hood scoop that eats mosquitos, gnats, and medium
+sized birds and water foul; converting them to fuel.
+  A 32 character LED panel in the window is for typing in obscenities at
+tailgators, and would-be tailgators. Also serves as a written warning in
+advance of Super-illuso-brakes.
+  Toggle brake lights are there for when you dont want to actually use your
+brakes; but you want to get someone off your ass while still maintaining an
+accelleration.
+  For those not shaken up by FNORD TORMENT's fake brakelights; uzi-lookin
+things pup up out the tailfins. And for unbelievers still: full-sized
+amunition.
+  For people who wont turn off their highbeams, a megawatt Amtrak Halogen
+light on the front. Part # w.att.1k; commonly referred to as the "DEATH RAY".
+  New TORMENT D-Day style launch pad allows marbles and glass tacks to roll
+out back from the underside of the FNORD TORMENT.
+  12" woofers and 5" piezos with a drop-in overhead microphone, are stock with
+this FNORD for announcing things like, "get the fuck outa the way", or "sunday
+driver".
+  Special option can be ordered for this FNORD model: a wireless helmet with
+a built-in condenser mic and infra-red goggles for night driving when you just
+dont feel like turning on your lights.
+  Drunk drivers got you down? Someone weaving in and out, taking away your
+concentration? Maybe endangering your life... Turn on the special glowlights
+that whisper a shimmering flow from one side of the FNORD to the other making
+his world spin sideways. The drunk will lose all judgement and go wail an
+embankment or guard-rail all...by...himself.
+  The FNORD TORMENT is an electronically fuel injected turbo-charged all-terrain
+multi-purpose vehicle based on diesel versions from the military.
+  As hightech as this vehicle is; The FNORD TORMENT'S alarm system is still a
+female pit bull terrier.
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+
+
+   -=+-=+-=+-=>Editorial<=-+=-+=-+=-
+        DICK CAVITT, GO HOME.
+  Give us back WNBC. WFAN??? What IS this?
+     We want our NBC. We want our NBC.
+ 
+    sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
+  sssssssssssSHUT UP AND:ssssssssss
+ ssssssssssssssTYPE YOUR TEXTsssssss
+ sssssssTEXT-PHILE!!!sssssssssssssss
+ ssssssssssssssssssssANOTHERssssssss
+  sssEDITORIAL FROM the PRIMEssssss
+    sssssssssssssANARCHISTsssssss
+ 
+  I'm sick and foggin tired of catagorizations and compartmental- izations.
+  This is one of the few (3 or 4) negative things I've seen to come from
+computer use/abuse/consumption/digestion.
+  "Do you use a commodore or an atari?" was the common thought among 8bitters.
+It hasnt stopped. In fact, even between the 16/32's like the ST or the Amoeba,
+you see a lot of infighting. Is your modem Hayes or blah mode? 12 or 24 hundred
+nibbles per nanosecond? Is your screen 80 or 132 column?
+  Even among the elite, I have seen some stupid generalizations/judgments/
+eyeball-chewing. Are you a hacker or a phreaker? Telenet or Tymnet? Unix or
+Zenix?
+  What this essay is trying to get across by the end of its writing is this:
+IT DOESNT FUGGIHM MATTER!!!
+  I've seen a bright individ on an apple 2+ get more resultz on my BBS than an
+Amy 2000er!!! I've seen an 8bitter do power-more than your basic mac 2 freak.
+  Cygnus has a good analagy for us all.  It aint the machine, says he. It's the
+operator. I wonder if he still feels that way now that he's moved from his cp/m
+on up to the amy 500???
+  I bought my first computator for one thing only. WP!!! (word processing).
+It was a portable computer that I could bring to the ball park, jot down a
+few things, and then go home and print it out.
+  Then I got a desktop kind of thing that could rest at home, and be there when
+I wake up. Sort of like a wife. Hmmm. Somewhere before that, I already found
+how I could get the two together. Then along came a nice 3/12 modem for my
+desktop. Thanks to that educated 60 dollar decision, I can now grab a soda at
+that ballpark, and set my laptop on the payphone and send the stuff to my
+desktop.
+  Something I want you to work on.
+  STOP FIGHTING AMONGST YOURSELVES AND START MOVING TECHNOLOGY FORWARD instead
+of worrying whether someone is a commie/atarian/amoebite/applehead/Ibeamer.
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+
+
+ Hi, welcome to ATI. We'll make this a relatively short one.. In this issue we
+ have some miscellaneous things that we're sure you'll enjoy. Read on!
+ 
+ P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*
+ 
+ Now it's time for another great column by Prime Anarchist, The Prime Anarchist
+ World News:
+ 
+ Dear Sirs:
+ 
+ Please send me information on your dead seals. I understand you have them
+ frozen. I am most interested in the furs and any oils that can be extracted.
+ I'll be throwing the rest of them away.
+ oops, wrong letter. grettings phellow peploids. Prime, back at you with more
+ PAWN. Prime Anarchist World News tonight is brought to you by ATI in
+ conjunction with AJAX, Palmolive, and Mr. Clean (as you know, the guy on the
+ Mr. Clean bottle is Tom Metzger, white supremacy fascist. He won't be too
+ pleased to know that he's helped out with postage here).
+      GREAT TRASHING IDEA. read this, and collect 3 accrediteed points towards
+ your degree in phreak101. You must be majoring in garbology, or at least
+ willing to minor in it. Typing rooms. If there is a typing room in your local
+ library, check out their garb cans. They are an excellent source of all kinds
+ of info, as many people use these facilities to type up resumes, job
+ applications, and loan applications.
+      Monica DeGrieff. Remember her? She looks really bad. Dark circles under
+ her eyes, all strung out, she looks likeshe's doing a nervous breakdown soon.
+ Last month she resigned as mayor of Bogota, Colombia. Probably saved her life.
+      Earl Grey tea is very good, if you can find it.
+      The White House Press Office is back up. 1-800-424-9090. Reporters call
+ it so they can pretend they went to DC and report on Bush. Sometimes comical,
+ once in a blue moon, informative, the # is worth your dime (I thought the call
+ is phree! -GZ)
+      Steal This Dirt-- Members of the Hackberry Hill Brethren Grace Church
+ arrived to "la culta" one Sunday morning to find 3 feet of the dirt surroundin
+  their church gone.  Who took it? A construction company called Ames. They
+ used the dirt to build Interstate 76. The case is still in court. Hey, I say
+ if you can get your materials free of charge, why not do it? And what better
+ group to liberate it from than a "not-for-profit" organization???
+       In Iowa, a payphone call now costs 35 cents!!! Mucho mas than other
+ citystates. Some charge 25 cents (New York), yet others are still holding fast
+ at 10 cents (Connecticut). You can bet your bottom dollar that each city who
+ thinks he can get away with this hike, will follow suit. I say time to repeat
+ another good old-fashioned sticker campaign. Use computer mailing labels. Make
+ them read something like this:
+ 
+    -------------------------------------
+    : PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS PAYFONE    :
+    : TO COMMIT LOCAL FONE CALLS UNLESS :
+    : IT IS A GRAVE EMERGENCY. GOTO UR  :
+    : FRIENDZ HOUSE, OR USE YOURS. OR   :
+    : KNOCK ON ANOTHER DOOR AND MAKE A  :
+    : NEW FRIEND. "CAN I BORROW YOUR    :
+    : FONE? THAT ONE'S BROKE."          :
+    : Sponsored by FaFAFACFAC. The      :
+    : faction for a five cent fone call :
+    -------------------------------------
+ 
+     To order free copies of the Prime Anarchist Phamily Photo Album, or to
+ order Chaos, or just to call, call 801-321-8533. Tell Norris Admonton how,
+ what or who you're feeling. He'll understand. Esta moi.
+     LIMA--Peruvians by the thousands are running around with their arms up in
+ t air chanting "say yes to democracy!" They're calling it "armed strike".
+ Gosh, everyone's up in arms these days.
+     "Hang up, I'm going to pound off," says Malcolm Freex.
+     "Can I watch?" asks Andrew Oliphant.
+     Hehehehe.
+     WE'VE GOT BIG BILLS -- Many large-city police stations receive collect
+ calls from their informants. If you know the name of an officer you don't
+ like, "hello, collect call to officer bob, from pedro, an informant." Do it
+ many times and they'll call him in Monday next month and say "you're costing
+ us too much $."
+     IS YOUR FONE TAPPED? Find out. Call the Privacy expert. Richard Sweeney,
+ PI. 303-298-7760 (or was that 7766? I can't even read my own riting).
+     I HATE MALE OPERATORS -- by NRK
+     I couldn't read the entire payfone # but wanted to charge some calls to
+ it. So I called the 0 operator.
+     "Can you tell me what # I'm at? I'm standing at a payfone and wish to get
+ a call here."
+     "No," she said. "I can't do that."
+     I asked her a couple of times then gave up and said "supervisor please."
+     "Nope. He'll tell you the same thing."
+     "I'll take that chance."
+     "Supervisor," said the male voice. "Can I help you?" I told him the scene.
+ He suggested that I call 1411.
+     "You're kidding me," I said. "How will they know? I'm at one of two miles
+ wrth of payfones." He assured me that the 1411 op would be able to.
+     "He lied," said a comforting 1411 voice. "Try calling the 0 operator a
+ couple of times. Maybe one of them will give it to you."
+     I succeeded on my first try.
+     "I sure CAN tell you. I apologize for that supervisor," said another 0
+ operator.
+     Springwater, free, abundant and food 4-u.
+     Eym att sum kar deelurship und their'z a karr serkling a round mee. Eye
+ guest itz zum kynd uv sekkuretty gye.
+     BROKE AT THE GOLDEN ARCHES? Why, just whip out your gold card. McDonald's
+ nw accepts Visa, MC. Hold on.
+     Ok, now I feel better after having puked all over my sneakers. That's
+ about the sickest thing I've observed about Amerika yet. You know tings are
+ bad when you gotta debit it out for a frenchfry and a mcChugnut.
+     "I-would glad-ly pay-you mon-day 4-a ham-bur-ger 2-day..."
+     "They're 5 cents each? Put it on my Diners' Club."
+     Hmm, this cinnamon roll is dee-licious! Almost holds down that barf taste.
+     Politics is the way somebody lives his life. So remember, if you can't be
+ radical for a just cause, then be radical just because. Prime outta here.
+     LATRO.
+
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+
+
+     Hola Buenos, El Anarchisto Primavera Aqui. Your libertarian at large,
+or was that seismologist at the switch? Or was it gynecologist at the
+Guggenheim???
+     It's 415am. And a nice calm pleasant 60 degrees up here. I met an old
+friend of Jack Keroac's and he owns a shanty up in the mountains here, 8
+miles up by donkee, 11 by foot. (Don't ask me, that's what the sign says).
+Can't tell you his name; he's one of those hippies who headed for the hills
+for some all too obvious reasons. He owns a Martin guitar from the 1940's
+has a book collection out there that makes the Library of Congress look like
+Nixon's home library, and charges 3.50 a bunk (room for 40 or more if we're
+small) with no hassles about customer name and address.  I stumbled into
+this place by accident on a nature hike. (Why would I go 8 miles for a
+place to pee? Hmm) At any rate, I'll be returning there this morning
+sometime and I'll finish this column then.
+    Til then; buenos nachos...
+    Oh, one quickie -- a FOLK from Prime. 
+(basic ADE blues) 
+
+  I got the Mercon buerocrat, fat boojuah status quo blues
+  I got all-a trumps capital, nothin special to lose.
+  Mercon buerocrat, fat boo-juah status quo blues.
+ 
+    Was it as good for you as it was for me?
+    Ever find yourself sleeping too deep to dream? Do "think-of's"; that'll
+bring you back out to REM-- you'll then start dreaming again.  If you're
+not good at remembering your dreams when you wake up, keep a small notepad
+next to your bed. When you awake, jot down all the icons instead of trying
+to write the whole story. Then write later from your notes you'll lose less.
+eg: wineglass, pen, sarah, t-shirt, no smoking sign, kiss, ankle bracelet,
+ring, guitar, table, chair, bar, notebook, thongs. Then later you go for the
+story aspect. You're drinking wine at a coffee house with Sarah, exchanging
+poems, wanting to smoke. Sarah's wearing just a really long t-shirt, ankle-
+bracelet and a ring. You kiss her a couple times. You promise to teach
+her to play guitar as she admires the entertainment. She puts on her thongs
+and the two of you leave. Then you woke up.  
+     What ever happened to MRR magazine? If anyone knows, do tell. THNX 
+     "The Hopi people [indians for you who have no clue] declare that Hopi
+Power be a force which will bring about world peace." From their Hopi
+Declaration of Peace, circa 17Jun90.
+     Beware of false prophets. If it looks too good to be true; it's
+probably tooooooooooooooo risky.
+     Insider Info: most people who win on game shows do not naturally jump
+up and down so queerly as is seen on TV. We tend to sit there with a
+"potential mass murderer" grin on our faces. For this we need a coach. He
+makes the gals shake about enough to jiggle their tits in the most queer
+contrived fashion; and us guys are required to wiggle around like an
+uninhibited homosexual. So remember, if it looks real, there's probably an
+"applause" sign staring him down.
+     If you spell quiche with a "k" (keesh?) then real men too will eat it.
+     What's dharma mean?  I drank a whole bottle full of acid rain. How
+come nothing happened for me except the men's room???   Define "yabyum".
+     Whatever happened to the Frito Bandito??? Was he replaced by "just do
+it", and "sometimes you gotta break the rules"?!?!?!?   I finally got a
+copy of "Skinny Legs and All" by Tom Robbins. I'll let ya know how I'm doin'
+in a little bit.  "A close association of unions and big business is the
+hallmark of a fascist economy." Wow. Que concept. From the book "Trilaterals
+Over Washington". Are we already there???Close???   Make a profit; or just
+look like one at Oral Roberts school of Business/Television Entertainment/
+and Gospel Phukking.
+     Research Topic of the Week: A war on drugz can be seen as a diversion.
+Just like baseball, wife beating, or the drugz in and of themselves. PS:
+dont forget to turn your parents in if you think they're smoking pot. Witch
+Hunt? Nah...   A war on Drugz cannot be "won" cause it is so deeply rooted
+in our culture. Like our violence, our drug abuse (to include for sure
+nicotene and alcohol) is no doubt here to stay.  To get rid of drugz,
+you'd have to get rid of the peoploidz involved. And how do you rid
+yourself of your mayor, your sheriff, your mom or yourself???
+     We should've kept the Injuns alive long enuff for them to learn us
+how to treat our environ.   Enviro-tip of the week-- don't use too much
+detergent. Over sudsing makes the machine work harder. Use half what the
+box recommends. Maybe even less. Remember, they WANT you to use so much.
+Then you keep Mr. Maytag in 24$ per hr.  Runner-up: Keep a couple bottles of
+water in the fridge rather than runnin the tap all the time. --good bottles
+are Verifine apple, and just about any grapefruit jug. Prime Note: always
+use glass. Shy away from plastic. Cause u'r gonna hafta throw it away SOME
+time!!!
+     Suggestion of the decade: draw a square around yourself. Declare it a
+liberated zone. Kill anyone who enters.
+     Who the hell is Peter Kvitek??? The self-proclaimed hacker said 
+November 17th, in a SF Examiner article "the speed with which software is 
+stolen in the Soviet Union is incredible!" Relax, dood. First off, it's no 
+worse or faster than in Germany, Italy or here in the US. Who is this guy?? 
+Unless someone gets me a handle, a project, or a campaign, I'll just say the
+guy's a wannabe. Probably a code elite/cool warez" kinda dood.
+    Everyone's a hacker these days. Right. When's the last time YOU trashed
+a TRW building? I'll bet there are just as many "hackers" today as there are 
+people who supposedly "were there" at Woodstock!!!
+    The average person's skull can be depressed by 10% before cracking."
+         -LM Boyd.
+    Soldiers of the Kiori tribe in New Guinea salute their superior officers
+by lightly chucking them under the chin. Do that to your favorite Lieutenant
+Col. Don't forget to say, "hey guy, how's it goin?"
+    Mooses are the largest North American member of the deer family. Their 
+average height is 6 feet, quite like us, but they weigh in at 1200-1800
+pounds. Even Rosanne and Oprah together don't weigh that much. Besides,
+moose don't whine.
+    Delbert Yates, 16, of Valparaiso, IN has been in court for 6 years with
+the Chicago Cubs. They just paid him $67,500 as an apology for hitting him
+in the head with a foul ball. Come on, kid. That's the chance you gotta
+take. If I sued for all 3 windshields I'd lost behind the dugout, I'd
+probably stay in court until my 103rd birthday. You're a jerk, Yates. I
+suggest you've brought more shame to the game of baseball than Pete Rose,
+Pete Rose, and Pete Rose all combined. 
+    Are you a Yappy, or just Happy? YAP- Yipsters Against Paying.
+    HAPPY- Hipsters Against Paying Phor Yuppiedom.
+    I sure wish payphone directories would have more empty spaces, or at
+least more blank pages. 
+    Salvador's getting pretty hairy. I asked a phriend of mine (can't give
+his name for life or death purposes) who really knows a lot about our
+mission down there how much is Castro and how much is us; and guess what
+he said? 80-20 us.
+    Feedback: I really like the Skinhead Hamlet in ATI45. 
+    On car insurance: You notice the rates go up every time they see a
+new risk, but when a risk is alleviated (IE: drunk driving) rates don't
+go down? They just stay the same.
+     As your editor-at-large, I firmly announce that it's earth day, earth 
+decade, earth millenium. In corrollary to having been asked "what'r u doin
+4 earth day?" I have to ask - WHAT ARE YOU DOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
+     University of Colorado won best college for the environment, an MTV 
+award. If you missed it, you missed me.  You also missed Paul Newman, and
+also Mytch Snyder, along with a bunch of people doing 30 second spots on what
+they're doing for the environment.  For those of you who missed me, here's
+a transcript: (I didn't jot down what the starz said, sorry) "I do a lot
+of biking, and try to hike or walk whenever I can instead of driving."
+     Ian McCulloch split for E & the B-Men. And I think he sucks alone.
+
+WHY I'M SEMIVEGETARIAN, by Prime. 
+A) I don't like imposing on people;
+B) I'm a sucker for chili, and,
+C) oftentimes I'd starve if I went without meat.
+     If you're eating over someone's house (I do a lot), you eat what's on 
+the table.  You're an ass for refusing, or demanding.  Plus sometimes menus 
+don't come right out and say there's meat in a particular dish.  And for 
+time benefits, I eat and shut up instead of saying "Uh, waitress..."
+     Yeah, I'm partial to chili with more beans and less meat, but I'll eat 
+just about any chili thrown at me.  As long as it's hot.  Hot to temperature
+as well as hot to the taste buds.  Oh, I also prefer homemade (hint, hint)
+to Hormel (hormel is a capitalist pig co. !!! - GZ)
+     Sometimes you just don't have much choice.  When veggies aren't around, 
+salad is wilted, or meat and potatoes is the only bit offered, you do what
+you must.  The commune I live at doesn't make it too easy either.  The 
+foodage is extremely starchy, and chock full of red meat. But I get by.
+I usually lean towards fish meals, and for druthers take chicken or turkey 
+first; but sometimes break down and grab a tenderloin or a shoe-leather
+cheeseburger.  
+     I never worry as I go to fast-food chains.  A full-fledged vegg could 
+easily survive a Big Mac or Whopper. There's really no beef to speak of
+there.
+     Hasta bueno,
+
+     P
+      r
+       i
+        m
+         e
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+
+pawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawn
+
+    Allo, Luke. Laura et al? Prime Anarchist here. Your Libertarian at
+Large. Or was that Librarian on the Luge? Or was that Thespian on the
+Thames???
+    INSURED UP TO 100,000.? Yeah, right!!! Remember the old-time bike with
+the huge thin front wheel, and the little wimpy wheel in the back? Know what
+it's called? Penny Farthing Bicycle. This trivial thought, petty poop, and
+little luckypiece brought to you by P A P.
+    Sign on a park bench, "NO GOVERNMENT WILL BRING YOU FREEDOM," Yippie!!!
+I recommend Earl Grey tea over Celestial Seasons or English Breakfast-then
+again, nothing beats a good (FLASH-- this just in. Prime Anarchist changes
+his tea-stance. "I get a bigger kick out of English Breakfast now. Anyone
+who can make something in Pencil-Vein-Yah, and call themselves English has
+my vote!!! Had me rolling on the floor with laughter. Eating white bread
+is like chawing on a soft sugary sponge.
+    The DIAMOND VISA CARD. A 50,000 limit. Lets you buy stocks and bonds.
+No commission-- just a 29$ service charge with each transaction. Hmm. What
+made the 29-crash??? Fronted bucks!! Hmmm...
+    If anyone wantsa do a movie about George Bush, John-Boy Walton would
+make about a great choice to play our illustry yuss Prez-Phez. When
+restringing a guitar, always wear something around your arms. Nasty slices
+are no fun.
+    Dr. Hunter S. Thompson freed, film at 11-ish.
+    TomTom Club is getting back together. At long last, some old-timers
+re-onioning I can tolerate.
+    #'s? You want #'s? I don' nee' y'ur stinkink #'s. If you're still with
+us here, here's a treat: 213 935 1111's a loopchecker generator. Some
+gweebs call em sweep or sweeptone. So is 215 698 0049. Also 617 494 9900 
+and 718 528 9979. 412 633 3333 is a PA Bell employee newzlyne. So iz
+717 255 5555. 619 375 1234'll getcha time and temp on the west coast; while
+303 443 1910 gets u the same schtuff for the rockies. Anyone got central
+and atlantic? Lemme know. The Watson vmb demo has changed from an 800# to
+508 650 1399. I guess like our beloved fearless-faithless healer, Pat
+Robertson after a prezident-yall ploy, THEY can't afford to foot the
+fonebill anymore EITHER. 719-630-1111 is a lot of fun. News, sports, jokes,
+poems, stories, movie reviews, all automated, menu driven. AT&F is
+800 424 5057. Tell em u wanna traid dope for tobacco, acid for alcohol,
+and daisies for dummdum bullets. 800 826 6290 is the automated fone-service
+changer-upper. The white house press office is 1-800 424 9090.  Have
+much phun, ok?
+    RESEARCH TOPIC OF THE DECADE: Why does ITT get to share the 1-800 424
+exchange?? Thank you Sothsenes Behn, thank you Adolf Hitler!!!
+    Book of the day? "How Not to Pay Your Bill Collectors" by D. Trump.
+$15.95. Tell him you'd rather owe it to him than cheat him out of it. Send
+him a check for 13 cents. He'll cash it in less than a week.
+I swear to God.
+    PRIME'S FAMOUS NEW FOLK SONG CHORUS:Abm,E,Gb,Abm. George, George, George
+of the jungle. How ya gonna deal with the drugz u dealt. George, george,
+good king george. What's gonna happen under martial law.
+    FLASH, FLASH, FLASH. (hey, cut it out. that hurts your eyes) World Will
+End; And You May Die.  James Baker (not the jailed preacherman-prophet-
+pudpuller-pee, but might as well be (the sik of state)), in a sudden
+turn of back on national tv, told both sides of the gaza strip (dont ask
+for an 8 oz gaza strip (medium-well) at a kosher restaurant.) "our fone #
+is still 1-202-456-1414. If you feel like talking about peace sometime,
+give us a call." Now, I'm not saying we should continue our orgiatic
+lovemaking with either side but we've been in bed with Israel for 42 years
+now, and mother earth has stayed-together-at-her-seams so far DESPITE all
+our efforts to plunder, pillage and petrify. You know what the Bible says
+about cursing Israel? Uh oh...
+    Welp, that's about it for now. Tune in next week when Prime interviews
+a friend of a friend of a real beatnik. We'll have more phun #'s, and we'll
+bring you "all the viewz that fits in a bag lady's shopping cart".
+    Hasta Banana..Buenos Tacos.............
+
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+And now...
+
+pawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawn
+
+        Prime Amarchist is back with his occasional feature, Prime
+Anarchist World News:
+
+
+PAWN!! PRIME ANARCHIST WORLD NEWS has experienced an unexcused absence.
+        Anyways, I've been too busy to write.  But from now on I'll
+try to get something in each ATI again.  Tell you what; if you don't
+see a Prime column in any particular issue, just draw a phish in the
+sand or write the words, "hola buena" and sign it "-pa-".
+        I have a quick op ed, and then to a newsblitz.  I mean
+newbitz, I mean blue nits, er.. Uh, nevermind.  Sinead O'Connor was
+right.  Right on.  Too bad General Selectric, I mean NBC was too
+fascist to let her rave on.  Rome is the root of our problems, people.
+I'm happy the Pope never DID make it to Denver to sell his pontific
+porcelain plates and mugfaced mugs.  But, I'm bonechillin scared of his
+flagrant abuse of the UN, and French and English and U.S. soldiers
+and airmen on Bush's way outta office.
+        Can U say NWO??  I knew U could.
+        Oops, there's another PS or an op ed 2.  No, I can make that
+news, huh?  OK.  David Letterman's moving to CBS Yee-Yippie-Yeah.
+Haw.  GE, may you rot in pigsnot and vermin pee.
+        Q. Prime Anarchist, what's your key to health through old age?
+        A. Quaker Oats and Amish Lentils.
+        PRIME SPONSORS A DOOM THEORY EACH WEEK.  Send one of your own
+in, and ATI'll applaud you who send the 3 best in with a phree used
+stamp.  Doom theory for inauguration week goes to Dan.  You know him.
+He's the homeless fellow who talks to the TV (Loves Keiko on the new
+Star Trek & says he's gonna shoot Wilford Bromley to get Tipper Gore's
+attention).  Ask him if he wants the upside down flag or the Wood Duck.
+        Following are noteworthy deaths, according to Dan:  Abbie
+Hoffman, April 12.  Emperor Hirohito, Jan 7.  Andrei Gromyko, July 2,
+ibidanios.  We buried Sahkarof Dec. 19, too.  Wasn't that a week before
+Mitch Schneider?  People, that's not that gets TV Dan the stamp.
+Ready?  He told me he received bills on his fone for calls to all of
+these dead people.  Including the Emperor of Japan.  He worked on
+this until last week and it turns out that the originating number to all
+of those calls was John Tower's house.  Remember John Tower?  Irangate?
+John Tower died on April 5, 1991 in a suspicious (read: looks like he
+was murdered) plane crash (John Tower was also part of the one-world
+gov't conspiracy and later tried to expose it - he died because of it!
+ --GZ).
+        Now Dan won't give me the # to Emperor Akihito's Pennsylvania
+blonde love slave, but did tell me that the # to Abbie's house the
+day he died was 215-297-0721.  That scared me because that's the exact
+number (Ok, within 8 digits).  I called it, and reached a Bucks County
+Sheriff who told me, "Abbie is dead, sir.  I'm sorry.  That's just
+too bad."  What scared me was that he sounded way too much like
+Louis "FEMA" Guiffrida!
+        Who the hell is Fujimori, what on earth is Japan wanting with
+Peru, and why is Guzman in jail???
+        What do Ward Churchill, Leonard Peltier, Ramsey Clark, Chrissie
+Hynde, Hans Koning, William Kuntsler, Eric Larsen, Sinead O'Connor,
+Jeff Paterson, Gary Snyder, Floyd Westerman, and Prime Anarchist all have
+in common besides making J. Edgar Hoover squirm in his grave?  All are
+willing to sign a paid newspaper ad calling for an international
+Emergency Committee to Defend the Life of Abinael Guzman, tribal elder
+and deposed leader of Peru.  Please arm yourself with knowledge of this
+situation.  Too much propaganda there.
+        Have you ever had a fried coleslaw pizza?  That's what egg rolls
+remind me of.  Don't buy 'em.  Too much MSG.  Make your own.  Black
+beans soaked overnight make a good filler.
+        A PRIME ANARCHIST PREDICTION:  Superman comes back to life on
+March 31st.  Sell your comic books before the end of March.  Happy
+Radaman.  Did I spell Raman Sita (the REAL reason Desert Storm ended on
+Feb. 26th!!!) right?
+        PAIN (PRIME ANARCHIST INAUGURATION NOTES): He's (Clinton, eyes
+closed) praying and believing and Billy Graham's pointing and quivering
+and reading from cheat notes.
+        "It is very difficult to not be violent, especially in a violent
+nation.  This is a violent nation.  They will target you-- and they'll
+target your children."  --David Hill, American Indian Movement, May 1992.
+        "This country is following a drug mentality.  It's a mentality
+that will do anything for a quick fix.  They are out there teaching you
+that you are one puchase away from happiness.  We want you to know that
+is a lie.  You have to fine happiness todya.  You have to fine freedom
+today.  Don't let them convince you that you have to eait until you're
+65 and you have to have a Winnebago before you can find freedom."
+ibid, dude.
+AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR PAPA (PRIME ANARCHIST PROPAGANDA ALERT):
+        Do you like Current Biography magazine?  I like to read it.
+Muammar al-Quddafi is in March 92's issue.  Please write them and ask
+them why they never mentioned how he received his signal corps telecom
+training program in Augusta, Georgia.  How come no mention of his
+$300,000 donation to the family of Nelson Mandela as his first annual
+human right grant?  They just barely mention it.
+        ATI: Mythbusting Left and Right:
+        Only reason why the US will never forgive Mr. Fidel Castro (acted
+in more than 11 of Reagan's 1050's movies, by the way) is that he took
+back 1 1/2 million acres of sugar cane fields in 1960.  His dad owned
+half and theUS held claim to the other half thru, can you say, United
+Fruitfly?  The friendly skies.  Sticks to yur gums, not in your hands.
+Anyways, all cubanos I'm told now own 1/n of all the sugar fields.
+(1/n.. is that algebraic or hebraic?)
+        If you write Manuel Noriega he'll send you a letter back as soon
+as he can.  Send him stamps, too.  They don't confiscate yet.  I don't
+know the zipcode - look it up --  Manuel Noriega, Dade County Correctional
+Center, Dade, FLA.  It'll get there.  He's in the loop, homey, dig?
+        "God Bless you." --George Herbert Walker Prescott Owns-more-
+texas-oil-than-you-can-shake-a-stick-at-sure-as-flies-on-tar-paper Bush
+1988-1992.  Yeah, but Prime Anarchist mean it.  Ok--maybe he does, too..
+        P.S.  I dunno what's bothered me more lately-- Reagan, or Rogaine.
+
+
+ATI & GZ get some press!!!1
+
+        Yup, ATI was mentioned in the 'Zines section of the "Mondo 2000
+Guide to the New Edge".
+        And ATI was mentioned as being "highly anarcho-politcal" in
+Bruce Sterling's new book, _The Hacker Crackdown_ on page 89. Wow.
+        ATI was also mentioned in the new book, _Approching Zero_ by two
+Brits whose names I have forgotten.  It was mentioned on page 55.
+But also.. page 202-3 gives an account of a group called DPAK (misspelled
+in the book as "DPAC") that had a female member called "GZ" who
+"hacked MCI codes from her house for days".  We just ***know*** that
+they couldn't be talking about Ground Zero, especially since Ground Zero
+was never a member or even an associate of DPAK, and didn't hack c0deZzz.
+I know of a few limeys who should have worked harder on their research and
+checked the facts.  _Approching Zero_ also contains false (and
+slanderous) statements about Erik Bloodaxe and others.
+        And finally, ATI was mentioned in the latest issue of "Wired" in
+a book review by Bruce Sterling of  _The Illuminati_ by Christian
+economist Larry Burkette.  The review stated that ATI mentioned the book,
+but we did not.  Larry Burkettte's name came up in the Letters section
+of a recent issue, but that's it.  _The Illuminati_ is about an evil world
+government taking over and sounds interesting.
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+ April 27, 1997   -  970427.txt
+
+Romper Stomper bomper boo,
+Tell me tell me, tell me do.
+Magic mirror, tell me today,
+Did all my friends have fun at play?
+I see Newt, and Jesse; Tipper and Elizabeth;
+George and Manuel; Oliver and Ronald;
+Colin and Norman, Colin! Get your hands off Newt's you
+know what. I've told you once, and I've told you a 
+thousand times. This country, and especially TV land
+simply cannot handle inter-racial, gay relationships.
+   Shame on you, Now walk on that Lego balance beam, 
+sponsored by Hasbro, Proctor and Gamble, and Monsanto
+corp. Colin, walk from one end to the other with your
+pants down. We're each going to take turns spanking your
+dark little heiney.
+   Des Moines, Iowa, it's Sunday, April 27, 1997 and this is
+ATI, (Activist Tupperware, Incorporated) Issue #76.
+1776? 1976? Que revolutionario, mi publicacion tirada es mui  
+tirado y frescura, novedad. 76. 76. 76. 76.
+   OK. So the romper room lady is dead. Long live the romper room
+lady. Yeah. Miss Nancy Claster died of cancer the other day at 82. 
+Remember her magic mirror?
+I see Anais Nin, and Gore Vidal, George Plimpton and Martha? 
+Mariel? Margot? Is that you? What are you all doing in that hot-tub?
+   Holy Apropos!
+   Eugene Stoner, 74, Designer of the M-16 (did you say Hasbro???) picked
+the same day to die?? And the NY Times, schmaltzo schlock-mongers that
+they are, put his picture right next to Miss Nancy's!!!
+   I see Mattel, Hasbro, Colt, Smith & Wesson...
+   I remember my first M-16 vividly. #59209-3a. because it had Hasbro 
+hand guards. Not a whole Hasbro like others I've had, the chamber and
+trigger mech. was made by Colt in my home state of CT. 
+   In fact two buildings down from the Regency apartments in Bridgeport
+where my grampa was a super. How was I to know when I was playing Tonka
+trucks, GI Joes, watching Romper Room and Mr. Rogers I would grow up to
+score expert on M-16, AK-47 AND the Afghani 5-shot sniper rifle? Only
+sharpshooter on grenade though, so keep me away from the white phosphorus.
+   How was I to know I'd Miss Gulf War Syndrome by one digit on my ss#?
+How was I to know I'd become a conscientious objector AFTER receiving an 
+Honorable Discharge. How was I to know I would become an LSD fiend while
+on active duty (it's more "normal" than you'd think) only to quit cold
+turkey (no patches, hypnotists or 1-900#'s for me, pal) the minute my
+End-Terminate-Service was filed?
+   Thank you Hasbro, you make me want to puke. Thank you Miss Nancy. You
+showed me how to see magic. You can never know. Thank you Eugene Stoner,
+for inventing such a beautiful well functioning, defense-only (yeah, right.
+mommy, what's a tumbler round??) piece of freedom protection.
+   I almost want to break my pacifist vow and commit violence on your
+casket, Stoner Gene. But your corpse is art, and as quoth Dante: "Violence
+to art more heinous be than murder of children, verily."
+   The God that made you dead is the same beautiful God who brought us the
+New Deal, New World, peace in the mideast, Mother Theresa and Ronny 
+Raygun's lovely radio voice.
+   Sublime, man.
+   Be glad I never had GI Joe and his twins gang-raping Barbie in the back
+of a Tonka truck. I saw that in the park the other day and the mom?
+Obliviously busy reading the most recent Topaz Danielle Steele Harlequin
+Romance novel.
+   OK, last week's Topaz Danielle Steele Harlequin Romance novel.
+
+You notice how close "cosmic" and "comic" look? Now, that's divine
+comedy. I'm prime anarchist and that, my friends, was my column. A
+triple whammy double obituary feature. And now on to the good stuff.
+Odzooks. I promise. 
+
+SNL Notes: a Prime Anarchist Production. 
+   I finally found someone with more makeup caked on her face than
+Tammy Faye Bakker. That gorgeous "chick" in the band No Doubt. Is she
+covering up crater face by the pound or what? Oh well. Doesn't 
+disillusionment drag you down?
+   Is GE Smith sick? Dead? Retired? I didn't see the reputedly under-
+rated stage-hog guitarist the whole show. Heard a rumor he can't get along
+with Martin Short. Oh Prima Donnie...
+   At any rate -- if the guy's gone I'll start watching SNL regularly
+again for the first time since John Belushi straddled a toilet and
+speed balled his brains out. Dude, that hit me hard too. Curt Cobain's got
+nothing on you. 
+   ADBUSTERS MOMENT!!!  Attention please: The Purpose Of Saturday Nite
+Live Is To Sell $30,000 Automobiles. 
+   By the way, I really like No Doubt a lot. Attn: Dave Fischer. Is the
+lead singer your ex-girlfriend, Vanessa???
+   Cars.
+   One more car ad after this Gatorade commercial and they lose me.
+   Going, going. Gone.
+
+ATI, like one big long editorial page. The Rag Read Round the Riverbend.
+Fold it up and use it for, well... never mind.
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+FLASHIMOTO!
+   Prime Anarchist Returns Below Ground.
+   Anarchist had so much trouble with tails, spooks, geeks, pheds, phish-
+heads, war mongers, and assorted other Dennis Rodman look-alikes he has
+made the editorial decision to un-surface.
+   So Marc Frucht was NOT the Prime Anarchist; forget you'd ever heard that. 
+Nor was Marc Weisenheimer, Marco Capelli, Norris Admonton or even Fry Guy.
+   With Anarchist will go the infamous Prime Anarchist Phamily Photo Album.
+   "You couldn't get it for the last two years anyhow," Said Anarchist. He
+went on to neither confirm nor deny the reputed second printing of the 
+album in the future. "If another printing happens," said Anarchist, "It
+won't come out of MY house."
+   Will ATI continue on into the 80's, 90's and "zero's," you might be
+wondering. Well, Anarchist put on his best Buddhist accent for this 
+response. "But of course!" he hoarsely said waving his right hand from
+his hip out toward his right ear. "Only the new publisher will be Cerberus."
+He said he will still put out a weekly column from within Cerberus' all new
+3-headed ATI.
+   "I'm the voice of the community around here," said old 6-eyes. "Prime
+thinks he's a moderate, but he's kind of out there. We'll let him columnize
+a bit. Rant, if you will, but the rest of the 11 or 12K I'll be editing."
+Cerberus added that Anarchist will stay on as contributing editor of the
+PAP run, and along with his columnizing will also run the all new Current
+"ebb and flow" Affairs desk.
+
+SPY MAKES ME COVER MY MOUTH WHEN I LAUGH.
+   Not to be polite. I'm afraid I'll spit up a mouth full of iced-tea.
+ (no, not the rock star, the drink. (not the mixed drink of long island
+  fame, the soft drink. Use hard water though. 2 softs is overkill.))
+   This month's Spy Gray Area column deals with Irony in true Alanisism
+fashion. Peter Townsend receiving medical treatment after penning "Hope
+I die before I get old."
+   Dave "Wendy's" Thomas having quadruple bypass surgery.
+   Who is Susan "16-years-no-emmy" Lucci???
+   Cover your mouth. It's that funny.
+
+FLASH. COUNTERFLASH.
+        Mike Royko and Allen Ginsberg are no longer on the advisory
+board of FAIR/EXTRA!
+        Why? You might ask. Well I'll tell you. Mostly because Fairness
+& Accuracy In Media people don't believe in Ouija boards or seances.
+But I can assure you, Edward Asner, Jackson Browne, Noam Chomski, Casey
+Kasem, Winona LaDuke, Prime Anarchist, Tim Robbins, Dr. Been Jammin' Spock,
+Studs Terkel, and Little Steven Van Zandt still are.
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+Romper Stomper bomper boo,
+Tell me tell me, tell me do.
+Magic mirror, tell me today,
+Did all my friends have fun at play?
+I see Newt, and Jesse; Tipper and Elizabeth;
+George and Manuel; Oliver and Ronald;
+Colin and Norman, Colin! Get your hands off Newt's
+you-know-what. I've told you once, and I've told you a 
+thousand times. This country, and especially TV land
+simply cannot handle inter-racial, gay relationships.
+   Shame on you, Now walk on that Lego balance beam, 
+sponsored by Hasbro, Proctor and Gamble, and Monsanto
+corp. Colin, walk from one end to the other with your
+pants down. We're each going to take turns spanking your
+dark little heiney.
+   Des Moines, Iowa, it's Sunday, April 27, 1997 and this
+is ATI, (Activist Tupperware, Incorporated) Issue #76.
+1776? 1976? Que revolutionario, mi publicacion tirada es mui  
+tirado y frescura, novedad. 76. 76. 76. 76.
+   OK. So the romper room lady is dead. Long live the romper room
+lady. Yeah. Miss Nancy Claster died of cancer the other day at 82. 
+Remember her magic mirror?
+I see Anais Nin, and Gore Vidal, George Plimpton and Martha? 
+Mariel? Margot? Is that you? What are you all doing in that hot-tub?
+   Holy Apropos!
+   Eugene Stoner, 74, Designer of the M-16 (did you say Hasbro???)
+picked the same day to die?? And the NY Times, schmaltzo schlock-mongers
+that they are, put his picture right next to Miss Nancy's!!!
+   I see Mattel, Hasbro, Colt, Smith & Wesson...
+   I remember my first M-16 vividly. #59209-3a. because it had Hasbro 
+hand guards. Not a whole Hasbro like others I've had, the chamber and
+trigger mech. was made by Colt in my home state of CT. 
+   In fact two buildings down from the Regency apartments in Bridgeport
+where my grampa was a super. How was I to know when I was playing Tonka
+trucks, GI Joes, watching Romper Room and Mr. Rogers I would grow up to
+score expert on M-16, AK-47 AND the Afghani 5-shot sniper rifle? Only
+sharpshooter on grenade though, so keep me away from the white phosphorus.
+   How was I to know I'd Miss Gulf War Syndrome by one digit on my ss#?
+How was I to know I'd become a conscientious objector AFTER receiving an 
+Honorable Discharge. How was I to know I would become an LSD fiend while
+on active duty (it's more "normal" than you'd think) only to quit cold
+turkey (no patches, hypnotists or 1-900#'s for me, pal) the minute my
+End-Terminate-Service was filed?
+   Thank you Hasbro, you make me want to puke. Thank you Miss Nancy. You
+showed me how to see magic. You can never know. Thank you Eugene Stoner,
+for inventing such a beautiful well functioning, defense-only (yeah,
+right. Mommy, what's a tumbler round??) piece of freedom protection.
+   I almost want to break my pacifist vow and commit violence on your
+casket, Stoner Gene. But your corpse is art, and as quoth Dante:
+"Violence to art more heinous be than murder of children, verily."
+   The God that made you dead is the same beautiful God who brought
+us the New Deal, New World, peace in the mideast, Mother Theresa and
+Ronny Raygun's lovely radio voice.
+   Sublime, man.
+   Be glad I never had GI Joe and his twins gang-raping Barbie in the
+back of a Tonka truck. I saw that in the park the other day and the
+mom? Obliviously busy reading the most recent Topaz Danielle Steele
+Harlequin Romance novel.
+   OK, last week's Topaz Danielle Steele Harlequin Romance novel.
+
+You notice how close "cosmic" and "comic" look? Now, that's divine
+comedy. I'm prime anarchist and that, my friends, was my column. A
+triple whammy double obituary feature. And now on to the good stuff.
+Odzooks. I promise. 
+
+SNL Notes: a Prime Anarchist Production. 
+   I finally found someone with more makeup caked on her face than
+Tammy Faye Bakker. That gorgeous "chick" in the band No Doubt. Is
+she covering up crater face by the pound or what? Oh well. Doesn't 
+disillusionment drag you down?
+   Is GE Smith sick? Dead? Retired? I didn't see the reputedly under-
+rated stage-hog guitarist the whole show. Heard a rumor he can't get
+along with Martin Short. Oh Prima Donnie...
+   At any rate -- if the guy's gone I'll start watching SNL regularly
+again for the first time since John Belushi straddled a toilet and
+speed balled his brains out. Dude, that hit me hard too. Curt Cobain's
+got nothing on you. 
+   ADBUSTERS MOMENT!!!  Attention please: The Purpose Of Saturday Nite
+Live Is To Sell $30,000 Automobiles. 
+   By the way, I really like No Doubt a lot. Attn: Dave Fischer.
+Is the lead singer your ex-girlfriend, Vanessa???
+   Cars.
+   One more car ad after this Gatorade commercial and they lose me.
+   Going, going. Gone.
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+ATI, like one big long editorial page. The Rag Read Round the 
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+      by marco capelli
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+      Lilith Fair. Hartford. July '97.
+      Wow.
+      Great.
+
+ C U L I N A R Y   R E V I E W
+      by marco capelli
+
+      Veggie Max Sandwich.
+      Blimpies. Anytown. USA.
+      Kinda sux.
+      But
+      It'll do
+      For now.
+
+OK. This is about all for ATI87. I'll leave you with this poem dedicated to
+the revolution in the Congo. Is it any wonder there's some oil down there?
+
+               THE OIL MYTH.
+               (c) 1998. Prime H. Anarchist
+
+               Wars and rumors of war
+               Oil and rumors of oil
+               
+               I've got a girl for you tonite,
+               I tell Dennis Rodman;
+               After the game,
+               You know
+               You and her...
+               "Is she UGGGGGLY?" is his
+               Only question -
+               For beauty, is an asset.
+               Can be measured, manipulated manhandled
+               & capitalized upon.
+
+               Mr. Speaker, I say, Mr. Prez, Mrs. Prez:
+               I yield my thyme and beg to reserve
+               It back just long enough to 
+               Tell you about a 
+               New small country.
+               Looking for democracy, freedom,
+               Help from US, advisors, politicians,
+               Maybe help to someday grow big and
+               S T R O N G
+               Through open, American monitored
+               Elections.
+
+               Are they oil-less, you ask me.
+               They ask me, she asks me.
+               Mrs. Speaker, for oil is an asset.
+               Can be sized, sounded for, measured,
+               Sucked, raped and capitalized upon.
+
+               'Cause if she ugggggly---
+               Won' give her my time no how.
+
+               For if they LACK oil,
+               We're JUS' nah INTRIST'D.
+
+               Oil
+               And rumors
+               Of oil.
+
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+
+
+Thanks, Ground Zero. And now for the Prime Anarchist Productions #'s run.
+PAP, as you know, is a subsidiary of NOPE and Nope, it's not Sunday. It's
+Monday, September 1, 1997. 9am believe it or not. We begin our numbers run
+(a short one this week) 
+<jumps out of seat looking pissed> - Wait! There's that Royal "we" again.
+To hell with that!! No more Royal we, no more Royal we. Long live the 
+Royal we. I'm the only one writing this column, so for the rest of this
+article, yours truly, Prime Anarchist will refer to himself as "I."
+   heheheheh.
+   We are not amused.
+   OK, why so short? I didn't have a lot of time to hunt stuff down. Why you
+might ask. Because "I" have been spending the last 3 days straight (almost
+literally) getting the all new ATI web page started. That's right, you
+heard it here first. That's right; Angelfire Communications Corporation
+decided to sponsor us with a free web page. Go look at it.
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
+   Teaching myself HTML is really fun. Carl of Franklinsnet helped with the 
+graphics. OK, so here's the #'s run; and then on to news and stuff.
+http://www.amazon.com    review your book, review someone else's.
+http://envirolink.org/mcspotlight/home.html   Find out what's new around
+                                              E-Coli hell.
+http://www.queenbee.net/members/pieman   Get pied, or just look like one.
+http://www.netvideo.com/nobody           This November let's put Nobody in
+                                         The White House. OK, I guess we can
+                                         Wait until the 00 year. But we'd
+                                         Better hurry up and put Nobody in
+                                         The White House.
+
+Casa Blanca.
+
+There were no letters to the Editor this week. Got a really weird letter
+Thursday, but we won't go into that.
+"If I shaved my..." well never mind, I said "we" wouldn't go there.
+
+CALENDULA - Sept 3, 1964. The Wilderness Act was passed.
+            Sept 5, 1887. Crazy Horse was assassinated.
+            Sept 8, 1763. Stephan Glotlov lands on Kodiak Island demanding
+                          Tribute for Empress Katherine's horse. They refuse 
+                          And attack the Russians driving them back to about 
+                          Where Alaska's farthest finger sits.
+            Sept 9, 1919. Boston police strike. UPS workers loot for 3 days.
+            Sep 10, 1997. Quarter moon. Give part of a howl.
+            Sep 15, 1995. Largest mass arrest in US environmental history.
+                          1,033. Wow. 14 to a cell?
+            Sep 16, 1971. Greenpeace sets to sea for the first time.
+                    1997. Full moon. Arouuuuuuuew.      
+            Sep 18, 1987. Pope John Paul II tells native American's to just
+                          Forget the past in a Phoenix, AZ speech.
+            Sep 22, 1997. Equinox. 
+            Sep 23, 1997  3/4 moon. 
+            Sep 27, 1995. Clinton signs Salvage Rider into law."Scarey," says
+                          A local owl. "Where will I live?"
+            Sep 30, 1882. First hydroelectric plant, WI.
+            Oct 22, 1936. Bobby Seale born. Anyone know if that's New Haven?
+            Nov 12, 1974. Karen Silkwood dies.
+            Dec  4, 1835. Hot time in old town. Manhattan burned down. Or  
+                          Were they referring to Chicago? London? Hmmm...
+            Jan 10, 1901. Oil discovered in Texas.
+            Jan 24, 1848. Gold discovered in California.
+            Feb  1, 1960. Civil rights sit-ins begin.
+            Feb  4, 1913. Rosa Parks born.
+            Feb 17, 1778. Fernando Sor born.
+            Feb 20, 1770. Fernando Carulli born.
+            Feb 24, 1893. Andres Segovia born.
+            Feb 26, 1964. Prime Anarchist born.
+            Feb 27, 1973. 200 people occupy Wonded Knee. Pine Ridge SD.
+            Mar 24, 1997. Partial Lunar Eclipse.
+
+Each state in a word.
+Or two. These are Prime Anarchist observations of the states we call our
+etats unidos. I've left out the ones I haven't seen yet, naturally, and I
+also alphebetized the thing. This is NOT in the order I experienced them. OK
+let's say it was. I visited these states alphabetically, have good reading:
+Arizona              Dry
+Colorado             High
+Connecticut          Tiny
+Florida              Fire ants
+Georgia              Y'all
+Illinois             Urban
+Indiana              Soy
+Iowa                 Corn
+Kansas               Leavenworth
+Maine                Yonder
+Maryland             Small
+Massachussetts       Down Country
+Minnesota            Nord
+Missoura             Close to Leavenworth
+Nebraska             Cruisin'
+New Hampshire        Yuh.
+New Jersey           No grass.
+New Mexico           Adobe
+New York             People.
+North Carolina       Navy
+North Dakota         Buffalo
+Ohio                 Columbus sux
+Oklahoma             Fort Sill
+Pencil Vein Yeah     Construction
+Rogues Island        Tiniest
+South Carolina       Army
+South Dakota         Hot Springs
+Texas                Cow oil
+Vermont              Cow milk
+Virginia             Hills
+West Virginia        More hills
+Wisconsin            Cheese milk
+Wyoming              Missiles
+ ------------>This list was NOT brought to you by Visi-Calc<--------------
+
+disclaimer: The story you are about to read is to be completely ignored.
+            I wrote this while Princess Diana was merely injured in a car
+            crash. She hadn't expired yet. 
+            4 hours later I learned of her death.
+            Dead.
+            I can't make fun of the dead.
+            So until someone figures out the Zombification drug and brings
+            her back to life, IGNORE THE FOLLOWING:
+   Princess Diana dumped her car in the Chapamaquody River last night and
+lived to tell about it. She swam all the way to the Atlantic where the 
+currents took her right up the east coast to the Peter Bent Brigham Hospital.
+She was found beached next to a dumpster behind a Pizza Hut on Brookline Ave.
+   Now her boyfriend didn't fare so well. He was aparently trapped in the
+car until it reached the Federal Trades Commission building. He was thrown
+from the car and spit onto the beach like Jonah out of the whale, pronounced
+dead and promptly Knighted in a sunrise ceremony by Ted Kennedy and Chris
+Dodd.
+   While Princess Diana is somewhere between critical and really bad, 
+Senator Kennedy is somewhere between Scarborough Beach, RI and Kennebunk ME.
+               - - - - - - - - -        - - - - - - - - -
+This just in
+               Webster. 1936. - Scaphism. Punishment. Pouring honey all over
+a convict's body and letting insects eat at him or her until s/he dies a 
+slow tortured death.
+                        ... ..      ...       ...
+
+      Smash your Television but
+      keep your modem. For the
+      revolution will not be
+      televised. But it sure WILL
+      be implemented on the web.
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+971001
+
+  / ATI -- YOUR HACKER-ZINE  OF HOPE \
+ /  (Not that the others aren't...    \
+ \------------------------------------/
+
+Hello there, and welcome to ATI 95. It's Sunday,
+7:30 EST. (ed note: correction. It's Tuesday 830am.
+Same Timezone) This has been a labor of love.
+[frustrated grin] S'what I get for even mentioning issue 9. 
+Karma there. OK...) I was GOING TO Compose this on a MacSE
+I'm babysitting, but I'm still a little spooked about trying
+that on anything Apple/Commodore/Atari since way back in the
+days of issue 9. If you  do a hotbot or yahoo search for ATI
+issue 9 you'll see what I mean. 
+   Anyhow I'm Prime Anarchist and I'll be your guide through
+this wacky edition of Activist TimeSignatures Ingratiated.
+As you probably know by now, ATI 94 had really wide recirculation
+and AWESOME response. In fact, many people around the world took
+its parody of S.P.A.M. (which stands for Some People Act Mellow)
+quite seriously. I guess I should've added my Post Office Box
+afterall. My friend Jeff said I'm the next Castro, whatever THAT
+means. Anyhow, we got lots of good stuff in store for you. We'll
+start with Ground Zero's column and then on to some numbers
+running and calendars.
+If you want back issues, t-shirts, hats, cap 'n crunch whistles
+(only 11 left) go to:
+http:www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html.
+
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+971005
+
+
+OK that said, it's TTYme for my column and then on to running numbers
+and dates. HMMM. OK. NUMBERS DATES AND WALNUTS. NUMBERS DATES AND
+WALNUTS.
+  We're Beatrice. Brought to you by H&R Bloch, Tandycorpse, and 
+Michigan Bank. Princess Diana is dead, get over it. Brooke Shields
+should have been driving that car. She said it herself. Shut up Brooke.
+You would've choked on your american cheese, whitebread and mayonaise
+sandwich the minute those motorcycles started chasing you. You wouldn't've
+hit that telephone pole you would've swerved to miss that doubledecker bus
+full of schoolchildren and dumped it in the THAMES with all of you dying;
+you wrinkled old ex-lolita brat. Shut up!
+   I'm so sick of television. Will someone please take out their webtv
+and shut the flogging thing down?
+   Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze?
+   This is not a joke: How many websurfers does it take to sign a
+guestbook? 
+   ans: The current statistic is 1 in 50.
+
+Dear HumanLifeForm CarbonBased,
+   This is a hand-generated computer-sent email-message to let you
+know that the URL you requested
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
+has been updated.
+   If you did not request this update or wish to not receive any
+further advances,
+   simply write UNSUBSCRIBE on a cocktail napkin and hand it
+to someone tonite.
+-THE MANAGEMENT-
+ 
+Beginning fiscal 98 all vegetarians will be able to continue calling
+their cost of living adjustment (ie: 4% payraise) a "cola." So drink
+up. All meat eaters must begin calling it a cost of living INCREASE.
+   "Coli."
+   Eat up...
+
+What do 3,47, 567, 6897, 7892, 432675, and 23 have in common?
+   Silly... They're all numbers.
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+980419
+
+And in real news, one year from today, 1/3 of Canada will finally be
+ruled by the indigenous people who live there. Some people call them
+Inuits, some call them Eskimos, but the indigenous people in charge
+there, making up 85% of the 26,000 people who live there say, "Rules.
+We will have Nunavat.
+   (a prime anarchist comment. That's beautiful. Especially since
+    in 1992 the Canadian government announced this will come about
+    "immediately." Those Kanuks are almost as boggledy bogged as
+    we are!!!")
+
+
+mighty hinge: great place for a prime anarchist opinion column, 
+wouldntcha think?
+  I watched 3 minutes of Roller Derby on CLASSIC SPORTS NETWORK (tm)
+yesterday while I waited for my oatmeal to boil. Whatever happened
+to Roller Derby? That was some weirdass schitt. Looked like an excuse
+for men and women with feathered hair and bad makeup jobs to beat each
+other up wearing expensive bad disco clothing. Round and round they go, 
+up and down, up and down. Almost reminds you of bad 70's porn, eh? 
+(OK, Bill Hicks you get two posthumous checks for $7.)
+
+And a repetition of the ATI mission statement. We'll try to print
+this every 7 or 8 issues, so we're all on the same "sheet of muzak."
+           ATI MISSION STATEMENT
+                    by Prime Anarchist.
+
+There is only 1 acceptable purpose for technology:
+Simply?
+To improve life.
+Lives of people, plants animals; people in jail,
+people in the air, people in the water.
+Winged and legged. "Things" that just set there. 
+Every single atom on Mother Earth is sacred.
+If any technology works against one single
+thing's harmony with another:
+YOU'RE USING IT WRONG.
+"Make your adjustments and get back to me."
+Refer to issue 1, Activist times inc.
+
+ATI, Where a PARADIGM beats a Royal Flush!!!
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+980606
+
+
+(OPINION)
+MainStreet, USA. Here at the new Prime Anarchist World News Tonite
+headquarters -- Oshkosh, WI -- I believe with all my heart that 
+63 year old Bob Denver (known to most as Gilligan) should  N O T   
+be thrown in prison for the rest of his life for having a pound of 
+organically grown, paraquot-free Mexican marijuana mailed to his
+house.
+   When people like me, who don't even smoke pot anymore jump to 
+Gilligan's aid, you can take this as EXCATHEDRO-GOSPELLIC 
+truth-in-all-absolition fact: Our Justice System Has Cancerously 
+Grown Into A Mockery Of Its Very Own Self.
+   I, Prime Anarchist, await its crumbling, of its own stupidity,
+waiting, awaitingly, with sated breadth.
+
+Hola, and welcome to the hundred thirty first issue of P.A.P.'s ATI.
+Activist Timor's Incredible.
+     I'm Prime Anarchist and this is my humble rant for Sonday, 
+February 131st, 1998. We have lots of stuff here, as you can see.
+Plenty of submissions came in last week and some turned up from the
+week before. I now wonder how many University of Connecticut might
+have lost on me. Oh well, if you don't see your stuff this week or
+next, send it again, I'm not ignoring you; I'm just deft. It's
+official, Bill Clinton has dedicated Henley's Walden Forest. I'm
+glad it happened mostly. But I must say I have a little trouble
+hearing Thoreau quotes from a man who likely spends more money
+on condoms than I make per year in gross income. But as usual
+we suffer the need to take the bad along with the good I guess.
+So there, I give you ATI131. Happy summer reading. Oh, and tell
+http://www.amazon.com that you want one of each, and you'd like
+Prime Anarchist to get the commissions, ok?
+
+For now we have this:
+Has anyone heard the song "Counterfeit," by Limp Bizkit?
+Me either.
+Good.
+"Somewhere, Alan Freed is laughing," says Southern Connecticut
+copyright lawyer Mark T. Gould in a recent Soundwaves magazine.
+Thank you for reading this column. That will be 50 cents.
+
+NOTES FROM INSIDE AN ELECTRON by Yak Atom.
+   I don't care about the Y2K bug. Bring it on. I'm refusing to
+stress one bit about it. If tech plods on past 2000 I shall keep
+writing HTML, basic, Unix, VB, etc. If not, I go back to pad and
+pencil. Why, I've been using technology AND notepads since Janet
+Reno was knee high to a congressman.
+   No fear man. To risk misquoting Hunter Templeton Stockson, "It
+just can't possibly get weird enough for me."
+   Yak
+
+And while we're doling out quotes, here's a WS Merwin that I 
+particularly like. (as if there's anything Merwinish I don't)
+
+    "You die without knowing
+      whether anything you
+       wrote was any good.
+       If you have to be
+      sure, don't write."
+
+As is the tradition, I'll end with a Prime Anarchist Original
+Poem. This PAOP brought to you by the Vatican Council on 
+hemp shower soap. (pope's dope on a rope soap)
+
+. Send all contributions, contrasting contradictions, 
+. corrections and cohesive camraderie to:
+. ati@etext.org
+. primeanarchist@thepentagon.com
+. or:
+. ati@etext.org
+.
+. letters to the editor go to:
+. editor@intst.com
+.
+. music notes go to:
+. lutenist@geocities.com
+.
+. poetics go to all of the above!
+
+
+This is entitled Rice Pudding.
+(c) tomorrow. by marco
+
+I'm peeling potatoes for Sonia
+While I await my rice pudding's finish
+(she's cooking for 35 people)
+It'll be done about "fivish."
+Sonia's is timed for just before six.
+Jalapeno pizza and some kind of potato stix.
+I'm cooking for one
+But I'll share with any
+Of the 35ish when it is done.
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+980706
+
+Greetings, and welcome to ATI, Active Televised Ignorance.
+Issue 135. The Honorable Judge Frank Mention presiding.
+It is currently July 5, 1998. 2am. I'm Prime Anarchist
+and this is "the shit."
+   First a Parody; and then my column. Then you get lots and lots of
+K-rad submissions. Nah, make the parody my column. Yeah.
+
+So much life to be lived.
+So much to be tried.
+And when you share it you get
+A special feeling inside.
+
+It's a full time thing
+The kind of life that you lead
+A little break from it all
+Is the break that you need.
+
+You deserve a break today.
+So get up and get away.
+>From McDonalds.
+Eat something else instead.
+
+Bb Eb
+Bb Eb
+Bb F Gm
+C7 Cm7            
+
+Bb Eb
+Bb Eb
+Bb F Bm Bbmaj7
+C Cm7 F
+
+Bb D7 Gm Bb7
+Eb G7 Cm7 F7
+Bb Eb Bb               
+
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+980723.txt
+
+A few months ago I watched movie footage of indigenous
+Mayan people being relocated by military and paramilitary
+forces in much the same way Navajo and Hopi people had been
+abused in the 1940's, 70's and late 90's. 
+   From that day until last weekend I've been wondering
+"what besides uranium 238 ("entonces" plutonium 239) could
+be under that land???"
+   I've been asking everyone I've encountered who might know
+if there could possibly be uranium in Chiapas. No one seems
+to know.
+   And then it happened last Saturday that a Mayan man gave
+a lecture in Madison, Wisconsin describing all the resources
+under the indigenous people in Chiapas.
+
+        O N E   O F   T H E    
+         T O P   3   W A S  
+        U R A N I U M ! ! !
+
+   Perhaps there is enough in the three "veins" he described to repay
+the debt to the US Government? Perhaps that is the real reason NAFTA was
+passed? Perhaps the Mayan people should be some of the richest humans on
+this earth instead of the most abused, hungry, poor and tired... 
+
+\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+ \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+  \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+   \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+
+
+
+
+   a couple poems 
+   by the Prime Anarchist
+
+                           "because when there's nothing 
+                           else left, metaphor is k00l."
+
+     TARA
+
+Tara you played fair
+And that's just not fair.
+After my heart Tara,
+You know there's no more there.
+
+7 card no peek; and I did.
+Checkin' her out on a quarter bid.
+She took me for 75, 
+A friendship bracelet;
+And my ackey brakey heart.
+
+I'm seein her once more
+And she's callin out my name.
+She took my heart 
+Pray she don't ask for a diamond.
+
+In this game they call hearts
+Tara, what a way to start.
+Methinks I like gofish better.
+
+
+
+       TALVEZ ALGUNDIA
+
+Someday my hands might die before me.
+When if then,
+Please surround me with guitarists
+That my muse can live longer.
+
+If it is my feet first,
+Please to have dancers come constantly.
+Mostly girls
+So my heart can live longer.
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+9809130100   
+
+PAO NOODLES - A PRIME ANARCHIST OPINION.
+(PUBLISHER'S COLUMN)
+   Greetings. And welcome to ATI144. The "gross" issue. 
+It's 1am, Sunday, Sept 13, 1998 in the year of our
+Which Hunt.
+   Can I state my opinion? 
+   Clinton's going down. 
+   Fine.
+   Too bad, He always gave great hugs. Always so generous with his
+wonderful paraquat-free kind, smooth skunk-weed; and his acid never
+had any strichnine in it.
+   I don't give a rat's bad tripp about Monika, Paulette, or Tammie,
+Meg, Beth, Jamie, Trish, Marcia, Megan or Linda.  
+   I've now received more than 20 "secret" emails here at ATI 
+headquarters, with reason after credible reason why Clinton should
+be impeached -- and some or NONE (closer to 0) have anything to do
+with encounters of the sexual kind. 
+   He needs to go, but, I'm going to say something really strong
+here:
+   Let me be perfectly unequivering (sic) -
+   Along with Clinton, needs to go down:
+   1) more than 300 congress-people
+   2) over 80 senators
+   3) thousands of administrators
+   4) just about every justice besides Rehnquist. (surprisingly
+      the only one who hasn't molested an underage girl, a mime,
+      a lesbian woman or the first ammendment in the last two
+      months.
+   5) Anyone else I forgot to mention.
+   Why? 
+   You know why. I refuse to waste your time and mine listing all
+the transgressions - but I will state something personal which
+primarily picks my potatoes.
+   William Jefferson Clinton has one ugly nose.
+   It's heinous. I mean the honker from hell. A bulldog's better
+looking. Nixon's was humourous compared to that of the Hillary
+House-Husband. I mean it's half-way gin-blossomed already, for
+cryin' out loud. And if one more high schooler wakes up from
+her date-rape drug and smashes the heel of her hand into it;
+it's going to be cauliflower.
+   OK now that I've taken us on this yummy rhetorical jaunt,
+can I ask you one question?
+   When are we going to discuss the power-differential that
+got Clinton into this mess in the first place???
+
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+980922
+
+The chair is against the wall.  
+                     REPEAT  
+                           The chair is against the wall.
+
+
+Hi there, this is ATI and my name is marco.
+I'm the publisher. I usually have a column but
+tonite I don't pheel like righting one. So there.
+Have a nice weak.
+   -prime
+    /-\/-\/-\/-\
+   /This anarcho\
+   \rant brought/ 
+   /2 u by ATI. \
+   \not just a  /
+   /news organ. \
+   \It's the rag/
+   /read round  \
+   \the world.  /
+    \-/\-/\-/\-/
+
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+981106
+
+The Television will Not be ReVoLuTioNiZeD.
+
+
+S
+H 
+U
+T
+
+D
+O
+W
+N
+
+T
+H
+E
+
+S
+C
+H
+O
+O
+L
+
+O
+F
+
+T
+H
+E
+
+A
+M
+E
+R
+I
+C
+A
+S
+!!!      SHUT DOWN THE SOA. SHUT DOWN THE SOA. school of the americas.
+          c              f      h            s
+           h                     e            s
+            o                                  a
+             o                                  s
+              l                                  s
+                                                  i
+                                                   n
+                                                    s
+
+
+
+JINGLING ALONG 
+   with Johann Jacovitz JingleSpoofer.
+
+When it's time to be hip.
+One Song stands clear.
+Year after year,
+Well, if you've got the hooch.
+We've got the beer:
+Olde Hooch beer.
+   <voiceover> Olde Hooch beer. 
+               From the makers of Mulder Beer, comes
+               Olde Hooch. If you've got it, we'll 
+               do ya... right!
+
+"Violence to art reserves a special place in hell."
+      --dante--
+
+TO: Cuando Caliente El Sol. El "Unico" Traduccion Mejor 
+    Love all the music with heart
+    That's all the muse wants.
+    Translate the best that you can
+    Or not at all.
+
+    Just promise me this 
+    "Las palabras,"
+    From the Spanish
+    To the Anglo  o o o...      o o o...
+
+    When you are figurative 
+    Or when you're way off
+    Love all the music with heart
+    As if you mean it.
+
+    Don't give me your HALF-
+    ass translations
+    circ'ml'cutions 
+    Love the music
+    Don't be lazy
+    Feel-it-in-your-heart!
+
+    Don't forget this is art.
+
+
+ATI Carefully made with old fashioned computers, brewed
+    with high fructose attitude, citric acid (provides 
+    tartness) and humour (as opposed to humor) 
+    Not distributed by Lipton/Pepsi/Nestle. Eaglewood, NJ.
+    Seinfeld was not eaten by a Taco Bell mascot during the
+    making of this issue.
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+981129
+
+
+          -=-=-=-=-=-      oy!   -=-=-=-=-=-
+
+Hello and welcome to ATI issue 155. I'm prime anarchist
+and I can't find my column. If I do, I'll stick it in here.
+Otherwise, read on with smiles...
+
+          ans: (c)       by the way...
+
+Yes, I was protesting war last weekend. You probably figured 
+that out. Of all the people I saw there, I was happiest
+to see Anne Archy, I think. My first time seeing her in two 
+years. A hug was almost good enough to make up for all the 
+distance and time. I sure hope our circles cross many
+more times in our lives. She's got a really nice speaking voice
+and one of the most tonal singing voices I've ever heard out of
+a woman. Ever. Any human actually. Birds yes, Moose yeah, sure. 
+But people? Go Anne; go Anne. 
+   It was wonderful to see Cal Roberts there too. He took
+Amtrak down from konetiuk I'll bet. What a great spirit. If you
+live where I come from you probably know him because he's that
+Stoningtonian whose temporary illness caused almost every single 
+clergy of each denomination from three or four townships
+to drop whatever petty issues kept them centuries apart, and stand 
+out there keeping his decades-running vigil for him in stodgy old
+New London County. They probably jumped in nice warm autos to and
+fro  - rather than ride SEATs sucky bus system, but that gets us 
+half way there, eh?
+   Even my mother, who's Republican treasurer of my hometown (yes I 
+forgive her it every day. How do I show her, she's where I get MY
+unchanging values???) mailed me news-clippings about "that protest
+guy." Cal, God Bless You. You've got the Baptists and the Catholics,
+the Unitarians and the Congregationals realizing even if they can't 
+agree on lunch, they sure can get that Praxis cooking.
+   So call that a prime anarchist column, and move on. "shoot move
+communicate, if you will..." I probably ought to name the other
+bunches of people I "hung with" who some-ways are bigger honors to
+know than Martin Sheen or Amy from the Indigo Girls; but suffice it
+to say these two well represent the others. Best durned "be in" I've
+been to since the last one! So where and when did it all begin?
+Thanks mom, thanks dad, thanks congregational church. Thanks Father
+Larry, and I'm not even catholic. 
+   Full circle, 1968-1998. Our movement's even bigger than the 
+Beatles now. 
+Prime Exhausted, and Still Landing From Such a Wonderful Weekend -
+    Here's to many more...
+                  #
+
+"There's an old Arab saying: 'when the King puts the poet
+on his payroll, he cuts off the tongue of the poet.' I
+think of that every time I get a job on TV."
+    --Pete Seeger
+
+"I don't think we have another 2000 years to learn 
+the Sermon on the Mount."
+   -ibid
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+981202
+
+
+hola hermanobrothers and hermanasisters,
+happy fullmoon. as i say every bigwidemoon, "luna! i take no
+responsibility for the things i'm about to say and do. wet, 
+tidal forces are upon me and i can't possibly claim to control
+any of it... 
+i'm prime anarchist and rather than write a column for this week,
+i'll paste in a letter i wrote to my friend in Swiss Hell. It has
+wider appeal than just his inbox, so i figured i'd share. 
+(alright, who sarcastically thanked me for sharing...)
+
+   ===<table of contrary>===
+   - publishers column
+   - numbers
+   - letters
+   - poetry
+   - guest columnists
+   - news
+   - subvertisements
+   - more poetry
+   - assorted spammy stuff
+   - more poetry
+   === </mesa d'contras> ===
+
+SCHOOL OF AMERICAS NOTES by Prime Anarchist
+Hey There,
+If they used a wide enough camera to show a guy with a 
+fugazi t-shirt and an olive drab kokopeli minnesota hat 
+that was me. I saw that the next nite and I think CNN went 
+narrow whereas Fox had me in there. So I was probably
+just "stage left" of him looking chubby, nervous and excited 
+about what came next. 
+   That was perhaps one hour before we stormed the gates and
+pretty much busted down Jericho, Babylon and Bill Gates' house. 
+OK, I exaggerate a bit, but it felt really good to watch them 
+cave when we were three times as many people as they 
+prepared to contain and ignore.
+
+> What's goin' on with Brian Wilson these days?
+> We saw Martin Sheen at the protest on 
+> ClintonNewsNetwork for a few seconds.  
+
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+981212
+
+
+GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETINGS,
+AND WELCOME TO ATI. Apropriated Technology, Int.
+I'm your tourguide, Prime Anarchist.
+Your butt can be used as a flotation device.
+This IS your hackerzine of hope.
+Here's my column. And then you get the usual #'s
+run, letters to the ediface, and weird news. Oh, and
+of course the poetry dotting us all around and in
+the end.
+
+=COLUMN=
+MUST I SAY THIS AGAIN: A Mini-column by Prime Anarchist
+Job: Television Broadcast Assistant.
+Camera operator needed for our morning and noon shows.
+Job duties include, but not limited to studio camera
+operation, teleprompter and floor directing. Knowlege
+of television operations a plus but not required. This
+is a part-time entry level position averaging 32 hours/
+week.
+Send resume to:
+Resume? 
+   Resume?!? Resume!!!
+Be glad if I use my own pen, because I'm going to be using
+YOUR PAPER. Settle for an application, thug. If I bring a
+resume I'm coming after your job or that of YOUR boss.
+  'Tis The Season. For retailers all over the US and especially
+the Northeast and the left coast to be of one mindset.
+  One philosophy.
+  One accord.
+  "If I don't average $1000 per hour gross, the next couple
+weeks straight, I can't somehow justify my $6 per hour salary
+plus little or no benefits. 
+  Let the treadmill roll on.
+  Here's to its oneday somehow falling off track.
+
+OPEN LETTER TO BOB GUCCIONE, JR.
+Does a frisbee *really* hold 3 pints?!?
+
+---
+ATI     a two-step away from freedom
+---
+
+When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty --
+Nothing *$%&ing happens!!! It just taste
+pretty good. Nothing more, nothing less.
+
+Happy Chronika.
+For people who aren't Christian OR Jewish or rooted in any
+other particular spirituality, but they still feel the need
+to "keep time," we here mark some thyme for you: all new
+
+    CHRONIKA -  that new festivus for the rest of yous...
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+981219
+
+Hello, welcome to ATI. This is issue 158. But of course,
+who's counting? We begin with Prime Anarchist's weekly 
+column, then we have letters to the editor, then our
+phemus #'s run, then assorted other wild raucus caucus
+stuff. Happy particles of him peach mint.
+-PA-
+
+CLINTON WAGS DOG
+pRiME aNArChISTs CoLUmN.
+THURSday 1pm EDT.
+Strong statement to every member of the MEDIA:
+  You suck.
+  How many dead? Wounded?! How many homeless.
+The war has been raging for scores of hours now and  
+nobody knows or cares. You have each broken the 
+fundamental principles of your field!!!
+  Have you no shame?
+  You are all fired.
+  The war will not be televised. If you cannot be troubled
+with wrestling over the death-count; struggling over the 
+difficult details that must be minded at all costs, if the
+sublime beauty of the war, the night sky over baghdad,
+stuff like that is more important to you than the facts,
+then go home.
+  You suck.
+  Go home.
+
+part 2. (final part) Bob Livingston,
+What's with this "6 months" doo doo?
+You're resigning? Go home today and shut up.
+Leave your office - go home. Pack up your stuff.
+Take your Columbia State University diplomas 
+off my walls and go home.
+Do not pass go, do not collect 6 months pay.
+Go directly to home.
+You whining little maggot.
+  You want my opinion, let's bring every Senator
+and Congressperson in under oath and play 20 
+questions. If any of them DON'T LIE, why, we'll
+work with all 5 (five) of them. 
+   Clear the bench.
+   Bob Livingston, Shut up.
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+9901110111
+
+
+"Blink, did you see the half moon?"
+"Wow, Shimmer. What a sight."
+
+  To The Editor of ATI:
+     Either go to a 40-45character line
+length, or take me off your mailing list
+From: "Real Name:" (210)
+
+"You can fool 48% of the 
+ people 63% of the time."
+  -Ed Margulies
+
+PUBLISHER'S COLUMN.
+Well, that's all we needed to hear.
+40 columns it is, then. Tell U true? 
+I have a softspot in my heart 4 40col.
+Brings me back to my atari 8bit days.
+6502. U know. Like the one that's 
+prolly in your fave talking doll.
+Or your toaster. Or your toothpaste?
+Anyways, lemme know how you like our
+"new look." If you look at issues
+1-25ish though, you'll see it's kinda
+sorta like a great coming back.
+Shut up, Odysseus.
+prime audi...
+
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+9901180000
+
+Primero Mundo, Ha Ha Ha!
+
+happpppppppy mlk-day
+got email?
+
+Hi there,
+Prime here.
+No #'s run this week, 
+(and few letters too)
+I haven't been near a
+     $
+or a
+     telnet>
+in 4 days.
+Prime No Longer Here
+     bye/f
+
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+990221
+
+PRIME ANARCHIST RANTS.
+
+Hendrix' "Let me stand Next 
+To Your Fire" for the Pontiac 
+Sunfire? Oh my god let me barf!
+I've got three words:
+   You people suck.
+Lauren Bacall. Wow. Go Lauren, 
+go lauren, go lauren go. Anyone
+ballzy enough to tickle Larry
+King's nose on Live. Wow.
+  How long can you work at a place
+that plays Beethoven's 5th every
+time you enter something correctly
+at the cash register, Ride of the
+Valkyries when the fries are done
+and "Zzzzt! (wrong answer)" when
+something doesn't add up. Aargh!
+ Mariah Carey, they still let you
+talk??? 
+  "What's wrong with asking people
+to not discuss private details of
+things that are private to you?"
+Yes! She said that. OK Mariadolt,
+Let's discuss private details
+that aren't.
+  Heinz up 1/4
+ Laying off 4,000.
+Pssst... 12,000 might've gotten
+you a whole point. 
+ You peeps suck 2.
+    Hey, I don' mean 2 B regi-zine-
+o-phobic, but I'm gonna make it in
+Green Bay 'cause NY sux.
+  Lemme repeat something 'cause it
+"gots th' replay value:" 
+The hair, 
+the cigarette 
+and the Stratocaster: 
+How many ways 
+can you play 
+the Em scale 
+in just two positions?
+prime sick and tired!!!
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+990424
+
+Happy Birthday to Mumia Abu Jamal, 
+Paul Ryder and David J -
+and a belated birthday to Abbie 
+Hoffman, Alabama Sturgeon and
+Adolf Hitler. May none of you 
+ever be forgotten. Even the yucky 
+ones.
+
+Hard going down isn't it?
+Hi, I'm prime anarchist and 
+this is my column for saturday, 
+the almostfullmoon of april.
+The numbers run is short, we have 
+a few short letters, and we've 
+pushed back some of the others 
+until next week, so that we can 
+have room for the entire birthday
+present that Marcos sent to Mumia 
+Abu-Jamal this afternoon.
+I publish the English version 
+only for two reasons.
+    1) None of us are good enough 
+       at "traducciones" yet.
+       Give us time! We're working 
+       treadmills on it - swear.
+    2) Too much more would make our 
+       weekly zine much fatter
+       than we promised.
+    OK there's a 3:
+    There is a dream and a vision of 
+    this 'zine growing organically into 
+    a 100% bona-fide bilingual publication. 
+    No lip-service paragraph or two at the 
+    back "en espanol," no one or two best
+    picture captions hoping that "THEY'LL 
+    get at LEAST THAT little BIT out of 
+    us..." The vision is that the tongue
+    of this 'zine would once a week be 
+    translated evenly into two languages: 
+    ingles, y espanol; english and 
+    spanish. Until then, I (the zine) 
+    remain "anglo."
+    For all who are "with this vision" 
+    I ask one thing.
+    KEEP HELPING ME LEARN THE 
+    SPANISH IN THE OFF TIME!!!
+
+Domo Arigato, Muchas Gracias, Graci, 
+Na Mu Myo Ho Ren Ge Kyo, Thank you,
+thank you, thank you,
+   -+=(prime)=+-
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+990523 1901
+
+HOW TO ANNOY A CLERK: At 2AM On A
+Week Night. 
+             by prime anarchist
+  Before shutting the door behind 
+you, look at the sticker on the 
+door-jam that shows you're 5'7" 
+tall in technicolor blue and red. 
+  Shout out that you're 5'10" and
+insist that their chart is wrong.
+(unless of course you ARE 5'10", then
+insist you're something else -- your
+pick)
+  Suggest the person who put it up
+must've gotten ahold of some bad crack.
+Tell them they'd better have it
+corrected by the next time you come 
+back or you're going to call the BBB.
+  Don't forget to tell them you're just
+kidding at some point, or you might 
+ruin their trip.
+  Remember to thank them and tell them
+to have a nice day. Mean it, even if
+you get a sense they don't.
+
+Greetings and welcome to ATI179.
+Activist Turning-Points International.
+SunDay May 23, 1999. It's 4:30 pm. Do 
+you know where your politicians are?
+
+Here's the Activist Times Publisher's
+Column, 
+
+  I see and hear my God recognizes yours.
+Can you say the same about "your's?"
+  Just a question.
+  I'm watching "MOTHER THERESA: In The
+Name Of God's Poor."
+  Can I tell you how weird it is to 
+view this, tears rolling down my
+cheeks and every time a doorbell or
+phone rings at the shelter I live in
+and run, I see Ted Kennedy's fat shiny
+Oil Of Olay face on C-Span2 discussing
+Juvenile Crime bills whenever I hit STOP?
+Cough, cough, tus, tus. Sounds like old
+Eddie has TB. Nice glasses by the way.
+Do they cost more than my life? How many
+meals could I cook with that gorgious
+silk tie of yours that attempts to 
+colorize your grey face and dark puffy
+eyes? How many silk ties do you own, 
+Ted. How many coats? 
+  I don't dare say half of how I feel:
+I'm not allowed to judge.
+  You point at percentages of mothers
+and fathers on an easle, all red, white
+and blue looking; looking like Ross
+Perot, Ted. Ted, Ted, I wish I could
+shake you, you're not hearing, you're
+not seeing, you're not asking ANY OF
+THE RIGHT QUESTIONS. Shut up and listen.
+   Feed the poor Ted. Boston, Hartford,
+Providence Ted. Brooklyn, Worcester,
+Bridgeport. Feed the hungry Ted. Shut
+up and sell your tie. Cook a meal.
+You are no help thus far, Ted. 
+Represent us! Listen to your heart. 
+Feed the poor. If you don't have the 
+courage to truly speak for your people,
+than at least have the courage to step
+down and let someone who can: do.
+   That said, that expressed, I change
+the channel so I no longer have to 
+watch this verbal shit every time I
+pause. Yuck, feck, blech. 
+   A good juvenile justice bill? Feed
+children free. No strings attached.
+But you all aren't ready for that yet,
+are you? Have a nice meeting you
+yuppie pukes!
+  I can't recommend this movie enough,
+by the way, I didn't mean this as a 
+movie review but here goes. I've cried
+at least 6 times now, and she hasn't even
+gone from Sisterhood to Motherhood yet.
+Holy wah. What a good movie.
+   I didn't know she was born in Albania.
+She was nine when her dad died. Hmmm.
+  Attn: NATO, take a letter. 
+
+Dear England,
+Dear US. You desecrate Princess Diana
+with every smart bomb you insert into
+Serbia region. Can't you see this?
+Don't you hear? Don't you feel? Your
+bi-lateral genocide is not working.
+It accomplishes nothing but suffering
+and death, destruction and desecration.
+How many songs must I sing you before
+you face your demons America, England,
+Canada. NATO, the people calling you
+NAZI are bitter, they are resentful.
+I harbor no fear, no bitterness or
+resentment. Nothing but love when I
+tell you this.
+   Name of God, NATO. When will the
+bloodshed end? How about show me one
+tiny sign?
+   How about closing the SOA. How about
+searching your heart for a peaceful
+solution in Serbia, in Iraq, in Somalia,
+Lebanon, Timor, Tibet; in Chiapas.
+On the Navajo reservation. I make no
+distinctions, Amerika. Shame on your
+each and every seperation. Each bomb.
+Each starving human on this planet.
+Shame shame. Thank you, thank you,
+thank you. Just search, you'll find
+it. You're not looking hard enough.
+   Oh and Secretary Cohen. 
+Take a short note. 
+You suck.
+   Love,
+Prime Anarchist
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+991211  2035
+
+
+VICTORY AT SEAttle
+    This entire issue dedicated to Mateo
+    http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI/ati202.txt
+
+What's the moon look like?
+
+I put in my Badi Assad album and begin marking
+up ATI. I realize I didn't watch SNL this week.
+What did I miss?
+
+This week's Activist Times 'zine sees Yvonne
+Magdaline as Mary. The role of Primanikus will
+be played by Morris the Cat.
+
+
+
+If your theatre's not an IMAX - you're missing
+out. Or are you? NA MU MYO HO REN GE KYO
+  Who sang "King of the Jews" in Jesus Christ
+Superstar - was it Randy Newman? Well, was it?
+Judas, you left him for a bitchin' camaro???
+   Another message for the bishop. So do you
+serve a king or a pawn? Well, do you? Do you?
+And now, Sherwood Schwartz w/ the new multi-
+racial Gilligan's Island!
+   doom doom, skip. dum dum sikki skkipp.
+boombiddy boom, dumtek dumtek, tek tek, doom boom.
+bumtek. Doombek! Can you feel the rhythms of
+this world? Can 'ya? Can 'ya?? 
+  Evita, Is this really the end, or just Andrew 
+Lloyd Cartel week? I expect Roller Derby anyday now.
+Count on it. Marc my words. Californication:
+Somebody's throwing way too much at the Chili
+Peppers. Cher?
+1999 - only two bands this year I'm happy about
+are/were Smashmouth and BNL.
+  Alanis has 41 million what??? I did who??
+Fact be told, I want Monika Lewinski. Don't
+you?
+
+Hi I'm Prime Anarchist and this is ATI, Activist
+Truth, Industries. This is issue 202. The "just
+B-4 the y2k edition." MiLKenium. Heaven is truth,
+your lies are your own personal hell, huh? Bring
+it on peeps, bring it on. I like this transparency
+routine. Good stuff. And they say, the truth shall
+read you. 12dec99. Like a book.
+
+Some say the activists won in Seattle this year.
+Some say Buchanan. No one says the police state
+gets the decision. Not even the police state 
+himself. WTO? Can you say tail up your butt?
+The long dusty whining trail home?
+
+Santa Claus is doing well. Prices are at an
+all-time stagnant. There's going to be some
+happy kids around this planet. They can breath
+a little easier now that, Hey, where are all
+the trees? Who shaved all the thneeds???
+
+Can you hear it? There's a message in the air
+2nite. It's loud. Generation X is yelling it.
+Gen who? What? You're kidding me! Those silly
+silent slackers? They said what??? To who? 
+You've got to be kidding me. 
+
+Purpose. Hmmm. The world may end 2morrow, and
+you will die. Well you will. So will I. Someday.
+Not tomorrow, not next week. For now there is
+happy. Happy happy, joy joy. I put Badi Assad
+on repeat. NA MU MYO HO REN GE KYO!
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+
+
+
+I FOUND THE FOUR HORSEMEN
+ by Prime Anarchist
+
+
+   "We are not here to cross that line, 
+but to abolish it." 
+   --Jacqueline, a 20 yr old Obelin College Student
+     about School of the Americas.
+[ed note: picking up the civil rights movement where
+ nana and grampa left off. Perhaps conscience skips
+ a gen?]
+
+"I want 10,000 words, Thompson! You hear me??"
+
+
+Pat Robertson in his peroxide beard and lily white
+toupe atop his head.
+   Who are the three middle-aged white men he sits
+with ramming their fear-oriented cult mind manipulation
+down viewers hoary eyeballs? Kenneth Copeland, or should
+I leave all names out? Nah! 
+   Wait, that's NOT Pat Robertson, or is it? Let's not
+libel the guy, eh? 
+   I change the channel and TNT's repeating Bill Murray
+playing ole Rev. Stockton Thompson in "Where the Buffalo
+Roam," Ah, memories.
+   So much for my self-imposed twenty minute limit of TV
+for the whole day. Hard to hold to, peeps. This is what
+happens to me when CNN, MTV, and VH1 (are there ANY networks
+that AREN'T trying so diligently to grow into a three-letter-
+agency???) are disseminating lies, propaganda or bad ads.
+   Or all three, perhaps. 
+   How much do I loathe Jim Palmer's Money Store? Let me
+count the ways. Take it back to pre-Phil Ruzzuto, huh? Is
+there EVER gonna be a "fast forward" for "live" TV ads?
+Until then I surf once around everytime Hunter's show breaks.
+   Gross Pointe Blank. John Cusack. Minnie Driver. Wow. Did
+I miss another good one? Should I have gone to the big screen
+yet another time? Oh well. It's just as profound in my little
+box I guess. 
+   "Riot cops kill protesters, that's indiscriminate; I don't
+do that," Cusack tells Driver while bottoming out.
+   Hi, I'm Prime and you're not. This is ATI issue 203. 
+The moon is somewhere between half and full. Ask your coyote, 
+I just don't know, and I'm NOT going to grab a newspaper
+just to find out.
+   They caught a guy with two jars of nitro and 100 lbs of urine
+in his car. Hey, you'd piss yourself too if while holding something 
+so volatile you had to have someone official-looking point a 
+rocketlauncher at your family jewels and scream "Drop 'em!" 
+   But seriously, folk. First I heard o' this a couple hours ago,
+one of the "legit" [cough, laugh, giggle, squirm, cough] press
+told us it was 200 pounds of nitro, a trunk full or urea, and he was
+Lebanese... flip chans -- you hear "nitro and urea and there may be
+plutonium..." grab a shortwave, and you find out he's Liberian, and
+not Lebanese. If this follows other bombings [& attempts] in the US 
+except the UN the last two decades, then within a week we'll find 
+out he was some blonde guy from Montana who went to way too much church, 
+read way too much Spotlight magazine, listened to way too much Rush 
+Limberger, and had way too much time on his hands. Oh and he heard
+voices that Clinton was the antichrist and must be stopped by blowing 
+up the world.
+   Two rockets are trying to launch the past week and a half. There's
+been delays. One's a Shuttle, looks like a pregnant Tonka truck, and
+the other, well. How DO you describe it? It's either a goofy looking
+penis or a snake that ate a rat the size of Laramie, Wyoming. Anyhow
+it seems like the monkee god keeps dropping cocanuts on the NASA guys'
+heads, because they just can't get 'em up.
+   Oh well, their problem, I'm sure they'll work it out. Call Pfizer.
+   There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in
+ten different puns, in the hopes that at least one of the puns would
+win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
+   NYC had a full week without a single classical guitar performance.
+At least not ones that are "big enough" or "PC" enough to be added in
+the New York Slimes.
+   I got a letter to the editor published in Gear Magazine this month.
+Should I reprint it here? Nah, maybe next month. Get it at a newsstand.
+Help out Mr. Bob. (you know, the Guccione guy)
+   A journalist WITHOUT a Kachina 
+     Is like a paragraph
+       Without context.
+Not quite a haiku, but there you have it.
+
+Prime Outa...
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+991227
+
+
+Happy holidaze everybody. I'm prime
+anarchist and I'm typing this on the text
+editor that comes with LINUX. Can't wait
+until I'm behind the learning curve running
+it myself!!! Thanx, Sisyphus for this editor
+shell. I guess I should say
+   this issue in its
+   entire T is dedicated
+   to Sisyphus.
+   & nice screensaver
+   btw: I think I like
+   the one in the middle
+   best.
+Nite B4 last I played Santa Klauz. That was
+neato. I felt like the big phat red&white
+Kachina for two hours. The best part was
+knowing that for the moment, everyone believes
+in me. And even the ones who don't? Well for
+the moment, even they do too. Yeah! Go feel it
+sometime if you haven't yet. It's pretty awesome.
+  & 2day was Kwaanza. Yeah, thank you Michael
+Bradford. Good stuff. Unity near the full moonity,
+in the community. Great to see. Great to be.
+  
+One gospel song you don't want to sing a capella
+getting on an airplane right now - "There is a
+balm in Gilead."
+
+  Prime!
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+ABBIE HOFFMAN 
+                   WAS NOT FAMOUS! 
+
+                                   --by Prime Anarchist
+
+
+                         "Marc-o, THIS is Abbie, um... you can REACH the 
+                          people you want at their INITIALS. The name of
+                          their organization is in WASHington DC. Umm...
+                       Sara Beckah is the executive DIRECTOR and a friend
+                    o' mine. Also in Texasss in the homeTOWN where STOCKwell
+                 lives. Now, they're GONNNna be a little PHREEQ-Y tomorrow..." 
+                                            [click]
+                                          [dialtone]
+
+
+
+     You're sitting in a bar with your idol, and a bunch of your college
+buddies. Your idol is paying more attention to the Chicago Bears game on big
+screen than your somewhat forced political discussions.  He just got done
+lecturing to hundreds of you for two hours - the last thing he wants to talk
+about is politics.  But now and then, you can get an opinion out of him for
+your school newspaper.
+     Talk turns toward his Chicago Eight days, "Steal This Book", "Urine
+Test", stuff like that, and a pissed-off Abbie Hoffman says, "That's it.
+"I'm out of here.  I know when I'm too welcome."
+     Your idol has left you like a miserable little child who wasn't
+allowed two more cookies, but you're quick to understand and respect that.
+You'd give your right arm to have half the celebration Abbie's got, but
+you'd gladly donate your left nut to be able to "dis" that fame with half
+as much grace as he does.  Maybe you hope you'll get busted for cocaine so
+you too can go underground.  Maybe you hope you can organize a non-event
+that the press will wish they had known about.  Maybe you'd like to write 
+the next ultimate manifesto that upsets Walden Books.
+
+     Abbie's death should mean nothing to you - however, his life should have
+had great impact.  The things he has said should be ignored - we need to heed
+what he's done instead.  Somewhere around the fab-50's when nothing much
+mattered, Abbie Hoffman got his first taste of fame when he became a yo-yo
+champ.  Even the inventors wished they could have a few moments with the 
+guy to see some of his made-up tricks in slow motion.  I don't think he ever
+gave out any of his own secrets.  Not then; still 30 years later he remained
+reluctant to "tell all."  But ask the guy a question or two, and you sure
+got a wealth of info.
+     That first taste of fame must have stunk in his mouth something rotten,
+'cause it wasn't long before he spit it out and didn't want a thing to do
+with it.  No one knows when he became an 
+                    A) agitator, 
+                    B) activist 
+                    C) radical
+                 or D) make up your own word.  
+           He claims it started before he was born.
+But just when an event looked like it would make him a little too famous,
+it was time to go cook up another event. The people watching with awe when 
+he mentioned "Iran Contra" or the anarchy caused when Louis Guiffrida got 
+thirty calls-a-minute telling him he was a racist son of a bitch didn't 
+seem to bother Abbie.  In fact, I think it pleased him.  But the minute 
+we began chatting about "there goes that yoyo again" or "let's interview 
+the yipster," it was time to go hide. Abbie Hoffman didn't hate the 
+pressmen; he loathed them.  ("Loathe" was for lack of a better word, 
+by the way.  I don't think there's a word bitter enough.)  
+     Plain and simple, Abbie did not like fame.
+     During the 60's, when everything seemed to matter, Abbie could've 
+easily been a powerful attorney, great sportscaster, inspiring history 
+professor, or the best damned bum anyone ever met.  Guess which one 
+this genius-level character picked?
+     Abbie joined the drug culture, as everyone knows.  We are 
+fortunate he had a high tolerance for drugs, because he was obssesive 
+about everything he got into. While we were all tuning out and turning 
+on, he was participating too.  But he was also stirring up.  Hey, 
+someone had to do it. No one woulda known, that a little argument with 
+a mayor could make headlines thoughout the nation.  Good thing 
+Abbie knew a lot of great attorneys, because the Chicago Eight 
+was about to be plucked right out of the streets just as randomly 
+as the hispanics that'll get sent to concentration camps if
+Operation Night Camp is needed.
+     In Abbie's obituaries after his death, there'd been a lot of 
+mention of a Chicago Seven.  Who was this group?  I never heard of them.
+I only know of a Chicago 8!  I think it is a gross misinformation blitz 
+to leave out Bobbie Seale who made it thru more than half the trial as 
+a teammate. I also think it sets us up as "racism continuers" to leave 
+out the only man of color burned in that trial.
+     Abbie handled his fame well; stomached it as best he could, and 
+drove on - stirring up every event he could organize.  The 60's were 
+a busy time for him, but the 70's just might go down as the time when 
+he reached his underground peak.  Everyone knows about the Yipsters, 
+but only fans, and hard working undergrounders remember the Youth 
+International Party Line. YIPL was an underground newspaper that 
+never saw a "regular" publishing schedule, but always came as a 
+refreshing piece of mail.  You sent a dollar to some suite in NYC, 
+and kept getting these pamphlets on how to make free fone calls, 
+how to keep using the same stamp for hundreds of letters among 
+friends, and generally how to beat the system at its own game.  
+Few knew that Abbie was one of the strongest ghost publishers 
+of YIPL magazine, but a lot of freaks started subscribing to 
+his new form of interactive press. People would write in and 
+fone in tricks on how to use #14 washers as dimes, how to turn 
+your utility meter upside-down so it'd flow backwards for a week,
+how to set up your apartment with hotel sofas and loveseats.  A 
+phreak/hacker/freaker/enthusiast (you pick the name) who sent 
+something in could count on YIPL to help him out if he ran aground. 
+Abbie was quick to start campaigns to get lots of people out of jail. 
+Like I said, he coulda been a potent lawyer if he wanted to play that 
+way. YIPL became TAP (short for Technincal Assistance Party) and got 
+a lot more electronically oriented, but still kept some of its political
+bent. But it just wasn't quite as activist. Chesire Catalyst and the
+gang tried and tried to get the campaigns going to help bail Abbie out 
+when he got yanked for his DeLoreanesque cocaine set up.
+     No dice.  Abbie had to go so far underground, even the underground 
+couldn't always get a hold of him.  TAP went on about its merry way 
+into the 80's and eventually disbanded.  After all, the apathetic 80's 
+were just around the corner.
+     Abbie began pulling in large amounts for showing up at colleges.
+Most of it went to causes. He had the occasional trouble finding liberal 
+students that would hear him out. The college students seemed too 
+concerned with resumes, internships, co-ops and things to worry about 
+Central American problems, or worn-out old protests of nuclear submarines. 
+But as apathetic as these students were, they seemed to love having him.
+     A year ago last September, he was inviting students to a well-planned
+leftist convention at Rutgers.  
+
+     He had no.................................................
+idea, the following February, 600 would show up ready to vote, 
+and more than 500 more wanted to come "be-in." Was the 60's starting 
+all over again?  Or was the same 70's (1770) revolution just hitting 
+another upstroke?  Abbie joined Ginsberg, Little Steven VanZant, Amy 
+Carter, and other celebrated speakers inspiring tomorrow's youth down 
+at the New Jersey college, but towards the end, he got mad at someone 
+or somthing and took off.
+     His leaving agitated people just as much as his speeches. I think 
+he might've meant it. Whatever he did, it worked. There are a lot of 
+20ish people out there ready to come out of the woodwork whenever the 
+next abortion/marijuana/gay rights/no nukes/etc rally gets underway.  
+I wish I could be there doing more than watching it, but that's my job.  
+You do yours, OK? And do it 100% if you can.
+     When Abbie left the Rutgers convention, he went right home to battle 
+the Philadelphia Utility company about their unsafe power plant proposal.
+Again, he should'a been able to count on those 1000 or so people to come
+dribble down there, and help organize, but no dice.  Only a few followed
+through. But along with a group called Del-Aware, Abbie started a fight 
+that still continues. Philly has yet to break ground, just billyclub heads.
+     Abbie's actions throughout the 20th century sets us with a groundwork
+for social engineering, political dissent, student activisim, outside
+agitation, as well as participation with a messed up country that STILL
+happens to be the most free nation we know about.  A lot of the negative
+short-range things he's started off have led to some awfully positive
+restructuring possibilities. "Steal This Book" not only shows you how to 
+get something free, or sneak around; it teaches you to be creative, and 
+gets you started making the future yours. "Steal This Urine Test" not 
+only teaches you how to drink olive oil so last night's joint won't show up, 
+or how to pour battery acid from a rubber - screwing up millions of 
+dollars worth of technology, but it shows you how to make decisions 
+for yourself, and how to go about protesting violations of your privacy.  
+Any one of his books could be titled "A Patriot's Guide to Keeping 
+America Free."
+     
+     Whether posthumous books are due is up in the air.  No one knows 
+how aggressive/generous his brother-in-law or his girlfriend plan on getting
+with his written work.  Brother Jack HAS been reprinting "Steal This Book"
+and a few other out-of-prints though, so if you missed any of them, now's 
+as good a time as any to put "Square Dancing" or "Soon To Be" on your 
+must-read list.
+     Abbie wrote on everything. Matchbook covers, napkins, address books,
+dollar bills, tables, whatever was put in front of him.  What he wrote
+on mostly, though, was politics.  TAP/YIPL might be gone, but many writers
+across the land have been so inspired by that style, we've seen an "underground" 
+rag/fact sheet/fanzine (again, pick your own name for 'em) renaissance. A good 
+place to start looking for the Hoffmanesque writing style would be Reality 
+Hackers magazine which comes out monthly, 2600 magazine which comes out 4 
+times a year, ATI which comes out whenever, Phrack which comes out only in 
+"software" copy every two months or so.
+     Addresses can't be given here, naturally, but if you're savvy enough,
+I'm sure you can find your way around.
+     If you want fame, pattern yourself after someone like Johnny Bench or
+Geraldo Revera. But if you want to accomplish things in life, the ones to
+watch are the Geroge Bushes, the Tom Clancys and the Abbie Hoffmans.
+     People liked to steal his driver's license, and his address book. Kind
+of a perverted way to get a memento/souvenir/token. Kind of a great way to
+piss someone off. The weekdays of the '80s were such a struggle for Abbie
+to rewrite his phone numbers from memory, he began making copies to hand out
+to anyone who looked like they might want one that desperately. Your second,
+third...fortieth copy of your driver's license don't come cheap. I wonder if 
+Abbie still has an outstanding tab at Bucks County Motor Vehicle?
+     Phil Donahue type people started bugging the hell out of him around
+87-88. It got so bad, he finally had to put a "leave me alone, Phil. I don't 
+wannabe on your show" message on his phonemate. Warner Brothers, Tri-Star, 
+etc. hounded him constantly the last few years to play himself in an 
+autobiographical movie which he always flat out refused. He offered to "play
+someone else" though...
+     Abbie's last few years in a Philadelphia crash-pad-styled chicked-coop
+were as quiet as he wanted to make them. He said they were very comfortable;
+he was content. From this "headquarters" came the necessary magazine
+articles, telephone interviews, event planning, and lecture scheduling.
+     When we invade a Honduras, bomb a Tripoli or destroy a gulf, you could
+count on Abbie and his buddies to get those fones through the government
+tan-boxes and give you an idea what's really going on. Sometimes he'd only
+tell you a little, but he seemed to know everything. He didn't want to tell
+ALL, because he didn't want to be your only source. That meant fame. And 
+you know how he felt about that.
+     He told you about Iranscam back in '82, told you about Carter getting
+used on the hostage situation way back in '80. To say he was your "1980's 
+Deep Throat" was the journalistic understatement of the century. He gave great
+background. But he said, "don't quote me", and he meant it. And you didn't mess.
+     Abbie Hoffman died quietly. The press didn't know until four hours later
+that something was "news" in New Hope. He even missed the Sunday New York 
+Times deadline. On purpose? That meant there was no one on hand to shove a
+microphone in his face and ask "how's it feel to be dying" or "do you have 
+any last words for my microcassette recorder here", or even "if you could 
+do it again, what would you change?" He wouldn't want to tell you anyways.
+     Don't send condolences in the usual way, steal a book.
+
+
+
+See this article in its context where it was reprinted from at:
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
+http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/abbie.html
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+part i
+
+PUBLISHER'S COLUMN
+
+
+This column is going to be a 3 or 4 part series.
+I will try to put the entire thing up at etext.org
+as soon as I can for those who want to read the
+entire thing right away instead of let it unfold
+like Harry Potter or the StarWars NINilogy.
+
+PART i OF "IS THE CATHOLIC CHURCH SCAPEGOATING
+S/11 OR ENRON? WAHT ABOUT BOTH, WHAT ABOUT THE
+WHOLE NATION? MERRILL LYNCH, IS THAT YOU???"
+
+I can handle corruption above me. I've done it.
+I once chose quitting a corporate job rather than
+become a whistle blower like I perhaps should've.
+  It cost me a career. A good one, but not my soul
+and not any arms, legs, or my physical life or anything
+else.
+  Do I have regrets? Some. But not often.
+  It is time to blow though. If someone has to kill me
+over it, oh well. I've risked this kind of stuff before.
+I just hope I quickly enough blow such a huge hole in
+the house of cards so big that before its even an option
+to kill me, any willing conscripts for my death will be
+already dead, retired or vacationing in Tahiti, Trinidad,
+Tobago or East Timor.
+  OK, corruption above me, so what?
+  You meet with your superiour, she says just go with the
+flow. You try, no go. Back to the super. She sends you to
+HER super. S/he sends you to his/hers. At some point you're
+visiting the person in charge of your entire state, or
+region.
+  He tells you, what, you have a new idea??? Listen. ALMOST
+everyone else is doing it. Just go with the flow and when
+YOU'RE a manager, instead of an AM (assistant manager, or
+manager trainee) then if you wish, you can run the place
+the way two or three impoverished shops do, instead of...
+   (CON'T in issue 321 and some others)
+
+
+
+
+PART ii OF "IS THE CATHOLIC CHURCH SCAPEGOATING
+S/11 OR ENRON? WAHT ABOUT BOTH, WHAT ABOUT THE
+WHOLE NATION? MERRILL LYNCH, IS THAT YOU???"
+
+...the three or four hundred who do it, that's your
+business.
+  Is he serious? He seems to have meant it.
+  Like I said, he had me, and I chose to quit rather
+than take the whole place down including him, her,
+him and all the others.
+  What are their names? What's the corporation? Soon,
+soon. Soone on the company, but you're not getting
+names, sorry. That part just ain' my job.
+  If you've read my columns before, you'll probably
+try guessing Subway, Taco Bell, First Investors
+Corporation. You're wrong, but very close. Soon,
+I promise.
+  So listen, corruption above me. That I can handle.
+What about systemic defilement, collusion, bribery,
+essentially the "caligulaism" below? Mmm. I don't 
+think I can stomach that. Not when it's such a 
+clearcut indication that the entire ship is made
+out of veiny horrendous purple and white petrified
+dog shit, OK?
+  Army, you're going to guess next. My shortened
+but honorable stint in the signal corps? Nope. Wasn't
+there, but I can warm you up with a half-way decent
+army analogy here as a minute or two digression if
+you would like.
+
+  In basic training I was a teamchief (squad leader)
+because I had two and a half years college behind me. 
+I was fully in charge of 10 or 11 men. The same went
+for A School with about the same amount of people but
+that was men and women. I think, wait. Did we see
+women in A School? Yeah. That's right.
+  We'd be given a task to do as a team and there I'd
+be telling my entire squad they must help me. I would
+work just as hard or harder than all of them for as
+much of the same time as I could. I might give myself
+regular breaks that they dind't get because afterall
+I was the chief, right? But that's it. They were very
+short breaks, just long enough really, to keep me 
+going for a 10-12 hour day before sleeping for the
+next day of the same old, same old. Back at it quick
+enough to get in there and lead by example.
+  Our squad was in danger of getting things done too
+quickly, too efficiently. I came to the attention of
+all three drill sergents pretty quickly. The head of
+the three would take me aside at least 10 times in 
+the last half of the 8 weeks and remind me that my
+job was NOT to do the work, but to stand around, be
+a little bit meaner, and make sure it all gets done.
+IN THE TIME ALLOTTED. NO MORE, NO LESS.
+  I pretended to learn and apply this valueable,
+important, profound and almighty lesson. Then I
+repeated my "errors" in A School. Same results only
+this time in Georgia instead of South Carolina. 
+Worse results actually. I guess the stakes were a 
+little higher. I think I was taken aside there at
+least 15 times in those 8 weeks.
+  So essentially I waited out my time toward re-up
+where I would opt out. Basically quitting the army.
+Or the closest you can come to such a thing.
+  Fortunately for my world, a medical discharge came
+my way, presenting itself when they ruined my right
+knee's ligament and cartilage badly enough to become
+useless to them. Two operations and I was out in my
+three years instead of the four I'd upped for. 9 or
+10 months early if I remember right. Thank you, I'll
+take it.
+  Never looked back. So that points a little to the
+NATIONWIDE corruption I wish to discuss here.
+  Please stop trying to guess what company. I'll tell
+you that soon enough. 
+  So corruption below me, wow. You go to your super's
+supervisor's super and discuss someone lower "ranking"
+than you. 
+  "Give her to me, I'll take care of her," she says.
+  (TO BE CON'T In 322 and others.)
+
+
+part iii
+
+
+You're starting to realize what they'll do because it's
+the third or fourth person of at least nine that this has 
+happened to in front of you.
+  You find out next that she's been moved to another part
+of the same state and like you she's now in charge of half
+a dozen people below her. What? Parallel to you? Woah. 
+Another similar incident, you go to the same "her:"
+  "Lemme have him, I'll take care of him." This time you'd
+gotten to know him a little. Kept in touch through the 
+years. 
+  Lo and behold they moved him to a different state and 
+he's no in charge of you really, but way up higher than
+you in the "chain of command," so to speak.
+  Yes, I said "chain." Years or decades ago, most companies
+weren't run like military wannabes. But these days more
+and more are.
+  A military structure can get rid of bureaucracy but not
+corruption. Remember that -- you might need it some day.
+  A corporation run this way just might as well be called
+a paramilitary like the Boy Scouts or the KKK but I digress.
+  Radio Shack had what was called "stealing." Your store's
+shrinkage could not be above 6% a third month in a row or
+"Texas" would come up and audit the hell out of you. No one
+I know had ever suffered one of these audits, but it was 
+one of those scenes NO ONE wanted to find out about.
+  Hence, stealing. The store I was an A.M. to usually 
+hovered between 2% and 4%, so we were seldom on the receiving
+end, but often the "giver."
+  "You've got a pickemup truck, right Prime?"
+  "Yeah."
+  "I have some items that need to go to store #432. Load up 
+these items from the stockroom and deliver them. Take the
+whole day, I'll clock you out."
+  He said he'd float me a few small commissions too, from 
+batteries and telephones throughout the day so I didn't have
+a big hole in my afternoon or evening.
+  After a while I was entrusted with the phone call itself.
+  "Radio Shack #435, Prime Anarchist speaking, how may I 
+help you, sir or ma'am."
+  So the voice on the other end is "we're at 5ish for the
+month. How're you looking?" 
+  "Not sure," I tell him, "I'll check." "Hey boss, how are
+we looking this month?" Store #408 is over 5ish again."
+  "One or two," my boss tells me, "give 'em whatever the
+heck they need."
+  This time around it was something like seven Tandy TX
+computers, six SX's, five telephones, four shortwave radios,
+three discontinued turntables, two microphones and a partridge
+family promotional record album.
+  Well, something like that. Not precisely, but I assure you,
+it was in the low thousands. The lowest I'd ever conspired to
+"steal" was high hundreds.   Last I checked, a felony in NY,
+CT, RI areas was theft over 300. I'm sure it's higher now, but 
+surely not quite into the thousands.
+  Anyways this was stealing but not quite that kind of stealing.
+Or is it? Yeah. Ask me then, I didn't know. Ask me now? That's
+why I'm writing this up.
+  So every other month or so a store would steal enough from
+our store to bring us nearer to 6% but never over.
+
+
+         [finish later]
+
+Theirs would go under 6 by stealing from us and/or another
+store or two.
+  Thousands of dollars every other month or so just floating
+around from store to store well by itself in a vacuum it 
+probably doesn't look so bad, but lets look at a couple other
+things here at Radio Theft. Tandy Corpse. Realistic. Pilferage
+'r' Us before we tumble the whole house of cards. Now I know
+there's going to be hardly any outrage to speak of from the
+mainstream here. Heck, when Oliver North who's at least 500%
+more corrupt than Radio Shack could EVER be, 
+  woops! runon sentence, ok, when he admitted that the entire
+Untied States of Alimony stinks there was a small outrage.
+A wimper, and a tiny bang really. 
+  And when Coretta Scott King won her decades-old lawsuit 
+against the FBI and the CIA proving there was conspiracy having
+killed her husband there was even less outrage.
+  So who cares, right? But it has to be told no matter what
+happens, because I woke up this morning realizing it's a
+metaphor for everything else around me. Enron, Vatican,
+Merrill Lynch, McDonalds, Sikorski, the Pentagram, you name
+it. But I'll get to that in a second.
+  Back to Radio Hack. Let's put this stealing into context.
+What else makes up shrinkage? "Ohp, careful with that monitor,
+that's state of the..." Oh man, just put it by the door, a
+part-timer can bring it to the dumpster later... "No, don't
+open that package. I'm sure it's broken. No, I'm sure..."
+  He doesn't need to double check. It's going into the 
+dumpster. Yeah, right. And/or for how long???
+  "Oh boss, I hope that doesn't bring our shrinkage up..."
+  "Don't worry, it'll be ok."
+  "He boss, I think she stole that fone, did you see the
+size of that purse?"
+  "Don' worry."
+  "Hey boss, I know neither of us steal and no one else worked
+for us today, but the register is exactly 72.13 short. Isn't
+that the same after tax as two of those cute little..."
+  "Don't worry..."
+  There were ohter corruptions all around those stores that I
+won't bother going into, involving paychecks, ticket stubs,
+commissions, utility bills, fone and internet...
+  Suffice it to say I was being groomed to manage a brand new
+Radio Shack in some suburb of Providence, RI. But alas, it 
+never happened. I couldn't take all the management down
+whistleblowing which might risk my getting beaten to death
+or shot, or worse -- having to live with knowing I helped
+cause the suicide of half a dozen moms and dads around 
+Mass/RI/Conn. People fearing for their career, their "bacon
+on the table."
+  So I cut my next lucrative career short and signed up on
+Delayed Entry Program in the US army signal corps. 
+  3-4 months I worked odd jobs and temp positions for Olsten
+and also Kelly Girl when the "shady was slim" for Olsten 
+corporation.
+  One dollar more per hour and no corruption I could sense
+around me. Not bad. I'll take it while I wait.
+  So for the next 11 years I minded my own business, and kept
+my mouth shut. But now the Vatican is going down in flames,
+perhaps as a scapegoat so Dick Cheney doesn't have to admit
+all HIS wrongdoing the past 12 or more years.
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+this is ATI, activist times, inc.
+ 
+YIPPIE!!!
+It starts with advisors.
+The Central Intelligence Agency feels
+some sort of need to sell drugs, trade
+arms, assassinate communists,
+fascists, and capitalists for fun, and
+stick their noses in everybody's
+business.
+  You work for them for years. They
+make you do things you'd never tell
+mom about. They start making you do
+things you can't even "tell yourself
+about".
+  Somewhere along the line you realize
+that what started out travel, large
+pay, excitement, adventure, making the
+world safe for democracy; has become
+robbery, embezzlement, murder,
+wirefraud, terrorism, corruption,
+murder, piggishness, murder,
+subversion, and murder.
+  NOW COMES QUITTING TIME.
+  John Stockwell speaks to us from his
+experiences working as a CIA agent.
+He's speaking at URI today. He may
+have spoken at your school already;
+you may be on his "road list" for '88
+- '89.
+  Listen to the horror stories. Ponder
+his analagies. Make his experiences;
+your experiences. while you do; ask
+yourself, "Do I want the CIA on my
+campus recruiting?"
+  Personally, I think if CIA would
+hold a public debate allowing people
+like me and you to ask real questions,
+they'd be8;9e than welcom to use one
+of our rooms for interviews and
+answering any questions a "budding
+agent" might have.
+  But if you want to drive in and park
+your tinted windows in front of the
+Union, grabbing a helicopter out back
+going to the fieldhouse and then board
+a piperplane parachuting over the
+alumni building and escorting about 75
+uniformed police officers thru the
+side door; then...
+  GET THE FUCK OFF MY CAMPUS.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+I SURVIVED RUTGERS '88.
+It was the best Be-In I've ever been
+to.
+  3 or 4 days of gathering,
+fellowship, brainstorming, ideas,
+entertainment, tabling, leafletting,
+hell. We even allowed the fascists a
+table.
+  It was exciting, it was awesome, but
+nothing "solid" happened from it.
+  Yet.
+  I would like to cite 4 units for
+making Rutgers happen, and holding the
+thing together. If by a thin thread
+that started to look really frazzling.
+ 
+  1 <-=-Christine   2 <-=-Edwardo  3 <
+-=-Stewart  4 <-=-The rest of the
+Rutgers hosts and assorted yellow-arm-
+banded delegates.
+  I'll also share 2 schools who came
+bearing something solid they wanted to
+bring back with them. <1> MIT  <2>
+Berkley. Something old, something new,
+borrowed and blue too.
+Old? Berkley. One of the oldest
+freethinkin colleges Amerika has to
+offer. Why not? It's California.
+New? MIT. They call Massachussetts
+home. Probably the first state that'll
+legallize marijuana. Amherst? Boston?
+CZ? Dukakis? Somethin brewin!!!
+Borrowed? The whole idea behind a
+constitution.
+Blue? People bummed out that nothing
+really "happened". The black caucous
+ripped us to shreds Sunday morning,
+showing us for what we really are, and
+still most overcome:
+  Slightly racist, semi homophobic,
+somewhat ready to gather but not quite
+ready for a constitution.
+  I say fine. Let's keep in touch,
+relax, and get ready for what's sure
+to "glue" us together really fast.
+WORLD TROUBLE!!!
+ 
+The 3M's of organizing -- Media,
+Music, & Modem. By Steve Van Zandt,
+Marc Graham, and Abbie Hoffman.
+    -mf-
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+                 -c-
+ 
+The 60's weren't the greatest of times
+or anything-- they sure were great--
+but these may be the greatest of
+times.
+  The 60's were the awakening of
+revolution and this is another step in
+that revolution.
+  School needs to be changed. We need
+to talk about more than the history
+they want us to believe. We need to
+get into the education process. The
+real history. The artist tries to
+stimulate thought. The media is really
+the way to get across.
+  We shut down Sun City overnight.
+Once the Billionaire owner showed up
+on Phil Donahue we knew we won. And
+the fact that we wasted him on
+National TV was icing on the cake.
+  A new way of organization; a
+computer networking system.
+Communicate, share, co-ordinate,
+collaborate, update, type, edit,
+store, fast. Online worldwide.
+  Peacenet.
+  Amnesty International can type an
+Action Alert and get it to Greenpeace,
+WRL, and SANE faster than you can hit
+your <enter> key. Since the users
+govern what information is sent, it is
+unfiltered. Most of the news we get
+each day has been edited out and
+watered down. Not so as much with
+networking.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+  Bitnet is a global network that
+makes the host system local to every
+college campus in the World.
+  More than 650 are registered
+delegates as of this moment,
+representing over 130 schools. You've
+come despite freezing weather and hard
+economic times to do something I'm not
+sure anyone here is yet ready to
+comprehend. But, I'm absolutely
+convinced that you are making history.
+ 
+  No one has done anything this bold,
+imaginative, creative, and daring. To
+bring this many strains of people
+together who all believe in the same
+kind of change...
+society. It's just an amazing feat;
+and I wish you the best of luck today
+and especially tomorrow as you make
+the decision whether to go backward or
+forward.
+ 
+ 
+RAMBLINGS   by the Third Shifter
+ 
+1 am Sunday morning (saturday nite) A
+local cop comes in and buys a
+crossword puzzle book and a jumbo pack
+of gum.
+  "Long nite, eh?" I suggest.
+  "Hmm."
+  <car 3, respond to X st. broken down
+vehicle> He turns up the volume on his
+radio and concentrates. <check and see
+if it's safety prob or not. Two black
+youths>
+  He gives me the money and turns to
+leave.
+  "Gotta roll," he says.
+  "Hey," I tell him, "If it's a black
+kid and a Puerto Rican kid, take good
+care of 'em. They're pretty cool. From
+my hometown. They just bought 2 quarts
+of oil off of me."
+  He grunted maybe; and left.
+  I hope my THOUGHT stuck with him. He
+looked like your typical "Jewbeater".
+ 
+ 
+ 
+---
+NO!
+---            by Refuse-Nick
+ 
+*Aint gonna send no money down
+when there aint no money to spend
+aint gonna station no troops down
+there
+to kill someone else's best friend.
+  Aint gonna fight no foreign wars
+  dont even know what we're fighting
+for
+  aint gonna fight no wars no more
+  we shoulda learned that in the 60's
+*Cant justify no homemade fight
+or jammin our philosophys down their
+throats
+cant rationalize no secret wars
+we shoulda learned that in the 60's
+*why cant we spend our money on things
+ 
+that dont have to do with bombs n guns
+ 
+why cant we send our food down there
+instead we gotta act like the 60's
+ 
+*in our efforts to show the world
+how democracy and freedom can work
+we find ourselves bossin people around
+ 
+n advocating military states of war
+*we find ourselves tied economically
+down
+we oughta get our noses outa the fire
+so we dont get our fat nostrils burnt
+we never ever learned from the 60's.
+ 
+ 
+MEGALOMODEMANIA   by Prime Anarchist
+- - - - - - - -      - - - - - - - -
+This is ATI's first hardcopy issue.
+  ATI was born on an Atari personal
+computer February 9th when I returned
+from a New Jersey-Albany-NYC-
+Providence stint which was a direct
+result of the Rutgers Convention.
+  Other issues will come out as
+needed. (you'll probably see us at a
+few Dead shows, Terence D'Arby
+concerts, and maybe a Celtics game
+here and there)
+  But for the most part, you can only
+get ATI online, using your modem at
+Infomaniack BBS. (401)596-8338
+  If you feel you MUST DEMAND a
+printout of the latest activity
+online, send a SASE (a couple extra
+stamps inside might be nice) to:
+Marco
+PO Box 1211
+Westerly, RI
+02891
+USA
+  After interacting with so many
+hundreds of freethinking fellow
+humanoids I decided it's my obligation
+to use everything I do in life to
+positive ends.
+  Which means my guitar, my personal
+computer, and my journalism skills had
+to be sold back to Free America. No
+more National Party Line letters to
+the editors, groovy love songs, or
+compuserve sex chats. It's time to
+live an active life. With trouble
+brewing in every single speck of our
+Earth, these are the times for
+activism.
+  It is time for ATI.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
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+ 
+ Notas Publisaris.
+  Two months have slipped by. Prime
+Anarchist Productions has moved anudda
+state over. We've been invited to the
+Young Communist League's annual
+convention next week at Amhearst
+college. Well, PAP refuses to go NEAR
+another college for two whole months.
+From National Student conventions, CIA-
+off-campus marches, benefits for
+Guatemalans, lectures, divestment sit-
+ins, and the usual class attendance,
+this entity is about burnt out.
+  Besides, they want ten bucks to
+"defray costs". That's not my idea of
+communism. Plus: I dont think we
+should scrap one lousy form of
+government for still another lousy
+form. I'd much rather work within and
+without THIS one.
+                -pap-
+ 
+*********************************
+* AMERIKAN EDUCATIONAL SERVICES *
+*********************************
+  AES
+  c/o marco
+  210 mitchell st
+  suite-f
+  Groton, Conn. 06340
+ 
+Yes. send me info about Abbie
+Hoffman's
+___Steal This Book (1971 reprint- new
+intro)
+___Steal This Urine Test (1987)
+___Square Dancing In the Ice Age (1983)
+ 
+Start sending me:
+___ATI (activist times, inc.)
+      free introductory subscription.
+      Send SASE and a couple extra
+      stamps. (why not get rid of
+      your 22's here???)
+ 
+Send info about:
+ 
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+ 
+ 
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+ 
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+  rd boardwatch boardwatch boardwatch
+      (like a whalewatch but much
+       more exciting!!!)
+ 
+  For those of you who have no clue
+what a bbs is all about, here's a real
+treat. This month you get to spy a bit
+upon one of Amerika's mostest elitest
+hottest board's:  Infomaniack. The bbs
+that begot ATI-- Activist Times, INC.
+  One unique section to Infomaniack
+Bulletin Board System that didnt hatch
+til Sysop fled the Rhode Island nation,
+in search of work and something to rag
+on at General Dynamics, Eclectic Boat
+Derision happens to B. the drug
+section.
+ Titled "Ganja", it opens a forum for
+all kinds of gab. Here's a look:
+ 
+[Board: GANJA]
+Msg #   Reagan
+Author  BUBBA JONES
+To      All
+Posted  Sat 23-Dec-57  4:41:53 am
+ 
+Actually, he was smarter than you give
+hime credit for. First His Party
+engineered the decrease in budget,then
+when people noticed, the Great
+Communucator (SATAN?) restored less
+then was cut and came out looking great
+while everyone else looked like crap.
+The man is an embarassment!
+ 
+Msg #   ganja
+Author  yipster
+To      prime
+Posted  Sat 23-Dec-57 12:09:01 am
+ 
+  Reagan visited the Coast Guard
+promising his full support in their
+"war" against drugs.
+  Last January, he cut their budget
+55%, and there s   another 50% cut in
+the making.
+ 
+Msg #   ganja
+Author  prime
+To      All
+Posted  Mon 24-May-88  2:02:51 am
+ 
+By the way:  This is the section for
+discussing drugs. Here is the spot for
+topics like NORML, a National
+Organization for the Reform of
+Marijuana Laws, High Times magazine,
+and etc.
+ Today's hot topic is "Zero tolerance
+law". Reagan's most recent pet baby
+project.  prime
+ 
+  Another g00d section is "PHUD",
+phreaker's underground development.
+ 
+Rather than "hear" a description; L00K:
+Msg #  trunks (elephants?)
+Author  panther
+To      All
+Posted  Sat 23-Dec-57  4:38:01 am
+ 
+The following from a daily CAMA report
+is a few 800 trunks that have had a few
+failures...(but we all know a trunk is
+not considered bad until 20 failures or
+more)... so they should be
+boxable...lots luck...
+ 
+800 423 2600  800 552 0653
+800 562 5108  " " 441 7681
+    346 7707      548 9468
+    289 2737      345 0008 <hehe>
+    523 3334      225 6380
+    321 1163      333 9098
+    541 4453      445 3152
+    621 0756      826 4225
+    562 6350
+ 
+................................
+                               .
+   BUSH/NORIEGA FOR G.O.P.     .
+                               .
+         IN  '88               .
+                               .
+................................
+ 
+Msg #   lod
+Author  Isaac Asimov
+To      Prime Anarchist
+Posted  Sun 22-Apr-88 9:17:30 pm
+ 
+Marco,
+  Can you call John D and ask him to
+call my board?
+  Zeshshsh
+  (sysnote: to this I had to respond
+that I couldn't. There is no way I can
+get ahold of John Draper. <I found out
+later that his fond# is public
+availability-stuff these days. He
+called John himself>
+ 
+  Other things you can see online are
+assorted ramblings; Political
+discussion amongst all kinds of
+different types of dweebs, schtuph
+like that. In fact, Infomaniack even
+hosts a local warboard where the yokels
+can rag on each other and try to jerk
+some tears out of their phellow man.
+ 
+ (sysnote <again> I know that's kind
+of violent, but it's the first warboard
+New London County has seen since 1986
+when the SECCC crew saw the likes of
+the Crotch Patrol, Verifier's early
+spatramblings, Sue's spellcasting, and
+kids a "coffee house" to come chill out
+agressively.
+hehehe
+ 
+Msg #   leister times
+Author  sysop or something
+To      All
+Posted  Sun
+22-Apr-88  7:18:54 pm
+ 
+Hey all. I just got back from an
+enjoyable afternoon in Leister (sp?),
+Massachussets with my mom and my
+cousin. We picked up Denise, and she
+showed us around the campus. I got to
+check out the library, (really small),
+the police barracks, a 4foot by 9foot
+old pump-house, and the dorms. Wow,
+what a bunch of foxy freshmen and
+sophomore girls.
+  At any rate, there was a swap meet
+going on in the next town over, held by
+the local chapter of Hell's Angels,
+and there was a fair going on in the
+next town from that held by the
+Rotarians.
+  I love travelling. Seeing New
+England is a really neat thing. In the
+towns where my cousin's college is,
+there are still those old fashioned
+dugout types of things where you wait
+for your bus if it's raining. Every
+streetcorner had one.  Neat.
+  p a p
+ / / /
+ 
+Msg #  music
+ 
+Watchin Night Flight. First time I've
+seen that since about 1985. Good stuff.
+They're doin an expose about the
+1960's and how it's about to repeat.
+ 
+I was talkin to A.H. the other day,
+and he was discussing that very
+phenomenon.
+ 
+   "We're repeating the 60's with our
+clothes, our music, our poetry, our
+rallies. How come we can't start
+repeating the political thought too?
+That's why I'm bringing back STEAL
+THIS BOOK and DANCING THRU THE ICE
+AGE. If all goes well, I'll bring back
+WOODSTOCK NATION too."
+ 
+Msg #   ati
+Author  sysactivist
+To      All
+Posted  Sun 22-Apr-88  5:55:26 am
+ 
+This is the ATI base. The online
+magazine as soon as I get some
+drivespace.
+Hopefully it'll be a monthly tabloid
+as soon as ......  ..... finishes
+cracking the data disk to Newsroom.
+ 
+Til then here's the place to discuss
+TAP/YIPL, "Steal This Book" type stuff.
+prime
+ 
+ 
+GUITAR LESSONS: all styles. all levels.
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+ 
+ 
+The pap referral. BBS's to bother.
+Name Of BBS     Phone Number Baud Rate
+===========     ============ =========
+The Spacebar     203-739-3311  300/1200
+Den Of Inequity  203-445-0084 -300-2400
+Yankee Ingenuity 203-536-1812 -300-2400
+One Byte         203-444-1597 -300-2400
+Infomaniack      203-446-0785 -300/1200
+Fantasia         203-859-3242 -300/1200
+OSUNY            914-234-4060 -300/1200
+Central Office   914-234-3260 -300/1200
+YoYoDyne         402-564-4518 -300/1200
+ 
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+ 
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+       ---  $1.84 for the 1st minute,
+ 
+            and .79 each additional
+ 
+            minute [they're poor I
+ 
+            guess])
+823-9506        Cellular voice mailbox
+203-447-4600    2 digit messaging
+516-922-wine   (9463) Dial a dirty Joke
+0-201-644-2332  Call this collect.
+1-800-anarchy   Artrock T-shirts and
+posters
+202-456-1414    Reagan's desk.
+    456-7639    Bush's desk.
+203-536-0987    Loop checker generator.
+202-363-1569    Robert Bork
+703-951-8326    Louis Guiffrida
+(extremely racist. first author of the
+FEMA
+                project!!!
+206-428-1294    Always rings
+212-677-2115    Always busy
+212-564-4264    Back door to 1900
+bridge (get a date over the tellie)
+203-446-5324    Restricted phone of EB.
+203-440-1023    Weird beeps. Any idea?
+ 
+   Send any findings, sightings,
+     thoughts, deletions, or
+            nastygrams to:
+            Marco
+            PO Box 1211
+            Westerly, RI
+                 02891
+ 
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+ 
+gcgcgcgcgcgcgcgcgcgcgccgcgcgcgcgcgcgcgc
+fcfc      the MONTHLY MUSIC        fcfc
+fcfc           MUSTAFA             fcfc
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+    -a review or two
+ 
+"Welcome to the Jungle" -guns & roses
+  The name reminds me of the old metal
+era. Taking something soft; offsetting
+it to something extremely hard.
+  The song reminds me of the anarchy
+to come in this future coming up. Are
+they warning us of this summer? The
+year of the Dragon? Hmmm. Or are they
+just describing their tenement building
+before they hit it big. Hmmm. Listen
+to the lyrics; close your eyes. Name a
+ghetto neighborhood near you-- they're
+talkin about it.
+  The metal is good, the lyrics are
+good, the producing/engineering is
+adequate.
+ 
+"Fast Car" -that black chick with
+knotty hair.
+  The music was simple, the lyrics
+straightforward, the video was
+supersimple. The message is clear. Name
+your favorite soup kitchen: close your
+eyes.   You live there, and want out.
+Need wheels?  Tune in MTV.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+pppappnppapppsppoppnpppipppcpppppppppa
+n   the   Prime                      a
+s          Anarchist   answering-    o
+n        machine  watch!!!           i
+cPppApppppNppppAppSppOppNppppIppCpppp!
+ 
+   The phollowing numbers will get you
+an answering machine in the (203) area
+code. Great for chain-fone-mail,
+playing them their message, showing
+off your guitar playing, etc.
+ 
+442-4422   (all connecticut)
+444-1825  444-6211  445-4954  536-2424
+444-6855  443-4376  447-4600  739-8994
+848-9256  443-8185  442-9806  447-2825
+886-1483  739-3904  889-1326  739-0159
+536-7960  449-1931  572-9913  536-9621
+444-2262  887-9219  443-1712  599-4639
+442-8579
+ 
+Whelp, hope you liked this one. Last
+issue was 2 big months ago. Hopefully
+the next one will be within the month.
+Watch for a "special Boilermakers
+Strike issue". Should be a wild-raucous
+summer. I'm excited actually.
+ 
+This has been
+ATI, Activist Times,
+ Inc.; the electronic version. (the
+only way YOU can get it free)
+         bye-bye
+ 
+ 
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+     /--------------------------------
+    /   Welcome to the next issue    /
+   /     of ATI, Activist Times,    /
+  /       incorporated.            /
+ /         Brought to you by  pap /
+/                            /// /
+--------------------------------/
+                   27July, 1988
+ 
+This issue will be released august
+3rd, but any subscribers will get it
+early. Consider yourself elite. And,
+by the way; if you are a lamer, please
+erase this file before reading it.
+ 
+ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..
+publisher: prime anarchist
+ president and general electrician:  .
+fah- q.
+ board of directors: prime anarchist,.
+fah-q, dos deferret, chevy driver,
+ connecticut censorship bureau, the  .
+medejeen columbian cocaine cartel,
+ and King George the 40th.           .
+ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..
+ 
+This particular issue is specially
+dedicated to Supernigger, the jack off
+all bridges, master at none.
+ 
+/----------/
+fan orationf
+/          / One would think he could
+f 7-23-88  f     call a bridge without
+/          /     being surrounded by
+-----------      lamers.  He thought he
+                 could avoid being with
+                 dweebs.
+ 
+He figured people would be polite and
+Mature enough to keep away from silly
+"Tic-tac-toe-tones" You know, the
+pound sign.  But nooooooooooooooooooo.
+Well, that's ok. I'll just get revenge.
+That's all.
+It's, no. It's... can it be??? it's,
+Hmmm, it's...
+SAMURAI PHONE PHREAKER!!!
+ 
+ 
+..............
+another oration
+..............
+Que es "free enterprise"?
+Que es "central intelligence".
+Intelligente del central?
+Si! Si! Es mui facile.
+Que es "political suicide".
+El George Bush y el Manny Noriega
+Esta en; que es, que es, how you say
+"Cohort"? El medejeem columbian cocaine
+ 
+Cartel.
+Los drugs. Los drugs. Esta. Diga. Oye.
+"Just say Noriega to drugs".
+ 
+---------------------------
+###########################
+##the pap number section###
+###########################
+##########7-25-88##########
+###########################
+---------------------------
+ 
+An 800 number will cost you a little
+bit for each call in to your place.
+Isn't it interesting now that Pat
+Robertson has run outa campaign money,
+there is no toll free number to contact
+the 700 club? Maybe the timing is just
+perfect, but ATI suggests he used up
+all the 700 club money to try and
+become president of the United States.
+ 
+Boy, people dont like Captain Zap too
+much, eh?
+ 
+516-751-2600     2600 magazine
+202-456-7639     president's office
+202-457-7970     cbs news, washington
+213-935-1111     sweep tone test
+313-424-0900     mich. bell cn/a
+412-633-3333     at&t newsline, pa
+619-375-1234     time & temp
+800-222-talk     talking yellow pages
+800-526-3366     jam demo hotline
+800-692-8766     watson voice demo
+800-759-talk     skytalk
+800-877-4700     sprint weatherline
+203-445-8514     high tech hits home
+    446-2200     have an EB scabb paged
+    536-0987     another sweeptone test
+    771-4920     SNOTCO we go beyond...
+ 
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+!---------------------!
+!-can u b-lieve it???-!
+!---------------------!
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+  The Chinese Government forces their
+people to have abortions.
+  The family of Li Quan Bong came to
+the US so that he could get his PhD in
+engineering. When he finished his PhD
+in March of 1986 he filed an
+application with the Chinese government
+to stay in the US to continue 18 months
+additional training. Then in May 1987,
+his wife, Ping Hong became pregnant.
+The Chinese government heard that she
+was pregnant with a second child and
+ordered them back to china so that she
+could have an abortion. The Li's stayed
+in the US and the chinese government
+started harassing them. The chinese
+Party has a set of rules regarding:
+IUD insertion after one child,
+sterilization after 2, and abortions
+for women pregnant without official
+permission.
+  The US is trying to make the Li's go
+back to China saying they cannot "prove
+a well founded fear of persecution
+upon return" to China. The attorney
+general has final authority in such
+cases. You can make your opinion known
+by writing to:  Attorney General, Dept
+of Justice, Constitution Ave. and 10th
+St., N.W.  Washington, DC. 20530.
+ 
+......
+ .....
+......
+ .....
+......
+ 
+  Learn about privacy from taxes,
+multiple addresses, nomadic living,
+how to dissappear,avoiding surveillance
+and eavesdropping. write:
+Eden press,
+11623 Slater C, Box 8410-ap
+Fountain Valley, CA 92728.
+ 
+===================================
+bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
+===================================
+ 
+This bitch brought to you by, Fah-Q.
+ 
+  Who ever heard of 85 cents for a cup
+of coffee. International House of
+Pancakes charges that and we here at
+ATI think that's outragious. The other
+day we took a ration of shit from a
+waitress at IHOP for trying to pick a
+seat away from the "Ct State Police".
+We got tired of taking shit from the
+waitress and walked out. The waitress
+the parking lot and make us pay for
+the coffee which he didn't drink. We
+didnt drink it so we didnt feel we
+should have to pay for it. The state
+cop told us that weather or
+not we drank it we had to pay for it
+and that he didnt ever want to see us
+in IHOP again.
+  We just said screw it, and went over
+to the Mariner, (the only other place
+to get coffee at 4 in the morning).
+  On Friday, the 29th, we plan to get
+a big coffee maker and set up next to
+IHOP offering free coffee to the
+public. So if you think .85 is too
+much to pay for a cup of coffee, come
+and have a cup of coffee on ATI. We'll
+be there from about 10pm-2am.
+ 
+$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
+$         FOR SALE:        $
+$   The Anarchist Cookbook $
+$    by William Powell     $
+$          22.95           $
+$   write: Survival Books  $
+$ 11106 Magnolia Blvd.     $
+$ N. Hollywood, CA. 91601. $
+$       Attention: Lori    $
+$ or call: 818-763-0804    $
+$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
+ 
+Investigative and security aids send
+$2. to
+Sherwood Communications
+po box 535 s
+southampton, PA. 18966
+or call 215-357-9065
+ 
+Unusual books over 900 titles
+ANVIL
+box 640383f
+el paso, TX 79904
+ 
+ .....
+......
+ .....
+......
+ .....
+ 
+The world's first coin telephone was
+installed on the SNETco lines in 1889
+in Hartford, CT.
+ 
+October 9, 1876. First two-way long
+distance transmission- 2 miles between
+Boston and Cambridgeport.
+ 
+    . .
+  .  .  .
+ .   .   .
+     .
+ .   .   .
+  . . . .
+    . .
+ 
+A LOOK INSIDE THE CIA on video.
+part 1: the history 58 minutes.
+part 2: assassination 49 ""
+part 3: subversion    67 ""
+                 $59.95
+Fusion Video
+17214 So. Oak Park Ave.
+Dept TN 8807
+Tinley Park, IL 60477
+or call 1800-338-7710
+ 
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+!!!!!!VISA ALERT!!!VISA ALERT!!!!!!
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+BEFORE CONGRESS changed the law, the
+US government barred foreign authors,
+academicians, journalists, artists,
+and politicians from the United States
+if they were deemed to be:
+! members of the communist party
+! critics of US foreign policy
+! politically suspicious
+! otherwise ideologically suspect.
+ 
+  During 1988 the government cannot
+prohibit foreigners from visiting or
+residing in the US because of "any
+past, present, or expected beliefs,
+statements or associations."
+  If you are an American citizen who
+has invited or intends to invite a
+foreigner to the US who might be
+affected by this change, please let us
+know.
+  We are monitoring the State
+Department's compliance to ensure that
+the new law is being properly
+interpreted and enforced. We may also
+be able to assist you in obtaining a
+visa for your guest.
+  Susan Benda, ACLU (202)544-1681
+  Gail Pendleton, National Lawyers
+Guild (617)227-9727.
+   - - - - - - - - - - - -
+ 
+MEESE'S PIECES T'Shirts.
+sizes M,L,&XL. 11.85 covers
+everything.
+    - - - - - - - - - - -
+Time for Change Productions
+PO box 21298
+Washington, DC. 20009
+     - - - - - - - - - -
+ 
+RUSSIAN TYPEWRITERS, Brand new Hermes
+Portables. $175.
+Jacob Sachs, 251 West 98th St.
+New York, NY 10025.
+(212)222-6683
+      - - - - - - - - -
+SELLING COPIES of Abbie Hoffman's
+"Steal This Book." $7.95 + $2 shipping
+&
+Handling.
+ 
+Marco
+PO Box 1211,
+Westerly, RI. 02891
+       - - - - - - - -
+NORIEGA/BUSH '88 bumper stickers.
+$2 for 1; 7 for $10.
+FYL
+8315 Lake City Way, #207
+Seattle, WA 98115
+        - - - - - - -
+ 
+NATIONAL MOBILIZATION FOR SURVIVAL
+seeks phonebank coordinator to handle
+all aspects of phone campaign plus some
+administrative responsibilities.
+Monday-Thursday 3-9pm. $8.50 per hour
+negotiable. Offers paid vacation and
+health benefits.  (212)995-8787
+         - - - - - -
+ 
+NONSOLICITATION PACT: I promise not to
+solicit you with misleading junk mail
+or annoying telephone surveys. Nor will
+I sell your address to any other
+services.
+Send three dollars to:  TMP, PO Box
+488, LaHonda, CA 94040
+ 
+ . . .    . . . . .        . . .
+ 
+My next door neighbor, Sarah, just
+wrote me a quick poem in her head after
+taking a quick look at my Bill Murray
+styled bermudashorts.
+-Too bad
+-So sad
+-Your shorts
+-Are plaid.
+ 
+Pretty good thinkin she's only 13
+years old.
+ 
+    n n n n n n n
+     e e e e e e
+      a a a a a
+       t t t t
+        ! ! !
+         ! !
+          !
+ 
+Eccentric fun at highrises. Record a
+scream into a boom box and play it back
+dropping it off the top of a
+skyscraper. Do this around 8pm when
+everyone's gathered around the
+television. Families will hear,
+"ahhhhhhhhhh" as some monstrosity falls
+freely past their window down to the
+street.
+ 
+-------------------------
+NOPE, NoOne in Particular
+Enterprises, presents:
+-------------------------
+ 
+SMUGLETTS: adult oriented sniglets.
+BOOBDEPOPINESS: when a wo-man's
+nipples get erect in the cold.
+SMELTCH: when a burp tastes just like
+something schmells.
+LOBLOTOME: to be kicked in the knutts.
+TUNAFIED: when you can't get the sex
+smell off your penis.
+LOOKITUPINESS:the fear that AT&T will
+charge u to call information
+SICKMANIA: Thinking up smugletts at 5
+in the morning on no sleep.
+BUSHWACKING: selling arms to 3rd world
+countries in exchange for drugz.
+LEMELYDUYA: getting elected to a
+position of power utilizing the broad
+conservative sweep experienced under
+Raygunomics.
+PRANKING OFF: staying on the line when
+a breather calls.
+PLECTROMIZED: when your pick falls
+inthe sound hole of your guitar.
+N0-TOLERANTS: having a no drugs policy
+when friends board your boat in
+fear oflosing your first born to
+Nancy's "say-no-police".
+YANKOMATION: using an electronic
+devicefor masturbatory praktice.
+PUTZOHALT: stopping midstream at a
+urinal when the guy mounting the next
+urinal over looks your way.
+LOOKZEPISSER: The guy that looks at
+your pecker from the next urinal over.
+OLLIFY: To destroy that which might
+incriminate you.
+COITUSAVOIDUS: To shy away from sex in
+fear of aids.
+POPAGROPIA: The mad rush to touch the
+pope when he comes to your town.
+ 
+     $$
+    $$$$$
+   $$
+    $$$$
+      $$$
+   $$$$$
+     $$
+ 
+ 
+ 
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+
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+ 
+                            3/Sept/88
+That's right!!!
+  September's issue is already out.  And it looks like we're gonna be coming
+out every two weeks.  Yup. We're pumpin em out like seawolfs.  At any rate, you
+caught the special mid-august issue, entitled "specati.doc" right? That one is
+dedicated to government subcontractors.  If you dont have it already, get it.
+Potent stuff.
+ 
+   ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
+ ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
+ADD ADD ADD an addition ADD ADD!!
+ ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
+   ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
+ 
+   We have an addition to our staff.  EE - The Minuteman'll be checkin in now
+and then. He's a contributing editor. Congratulations, E; you've
+  ***hold on, gotta hit EB***
+ Something came over on the scanner. Wow, dont have to go anywhere. They pulled
+the guy over right in front of my next door neighbor. Apparently the guy beat
+up a striker.
+  What's a "44"? He gave the address too. He doesnt mean a backup, does he?
+They already have two cruisers out. Hmm... Maybe he means a tow truck. The
+registration is apparently invalid. Yupper, I guess it's a tow truck. Hmmm. The
+car hit a picketer at Electric Boat. Hmmm.  Apparently the guy wasnt hurt. They
+knocked over his sign; that's about it.  Officer's talkin about bringin two of
+them to jail. They told 4 kids to beat it, and called for a towtruck.
+  "How're we s'posed to get to New London?"
+  "Not our responsibility," says the officer.
+  "Fuck." They leave up the hill.
+  The backup left, but now another cruiser shows up. Maybe they DID mean
+reinforcements instead of a towtruck.  At any rate, I'm just ramblin. This
+seems like it'll make good copy. If I hear any more on the scanner, or out my
+window, I'll holler.
+ 
+..................................
+.backtothesubjectbacktothesubject.
+.tcejbusehtotkcabtcejbusehtotkcab.
+.backtothesubjectbacktothesubject.
+.tcejbusehtotkcabtcejbusehtotkcab.
+..................................
+ 
+   So anyways, (where was I) hmmm...
+  EE is the new guy on the block. He writes pretty good, so treat him right,
+ok? We got a really cool issue here.  Have fun, and until next time, "oye como
+va"  -carlos devadip santana
+               --tranaslation???
+"you gotta hear how it goes". Boy isnt English concise???
+ 
+ -------------------------
+:And now: a word from...  :
+: the commissioner elect  :
+:  finally, a dude we can :
+:   all trust!!!          :
+ -------------------------
+ 
+  Welcome to the world of licence supension.
+  That's what the letter that Department of Motor Vehicles sent me said. At the
+end of the letter there was a number to call if I needed any info. Well, I
+called the number and got a recording that said the number was disconected. I
+called the local DMV to get better info-- they told me to call the same
+disconnected number as was on the letter.
+  Well after the run around, I decided to go to Whethersfield (about 1 1/2
+hour drive) for info.
+  Once at Whethersfield, I went to the info desk to ask some questions.  The
+lady there said that she could not give me that info because I didn't
+need to know it.
+  I asked another lady there the same question and she said that she didn't
+know and that i should call the info number and guess what???
+  You got it-- it was the same one as on the letter. So back to square 1.
+  I am planing to run for the job of commissioner of moter vehicles.  I've had
+so many tickets that i can answer any questions someone might have and I won't
+have to shrug my shoulders and say call the number on the letter.
+  Oh, and the question i asked at DMV in weathersfield???
+  "Who do i talk to about getting my licence back?"
+ 
+  Fah-Q (the soon-to-be commisioner of motor vehicles)
+  Fah-Q is assistant editor, co-publisher, and resident chief of
+electronics. He is also sysop of Den Of Eniquity Bbs. He sits on the Board
+of Directors of the following corporations: NOPE, PAP, and PWP- the
+Pervert Watch Patrol, a newly founded group to stop dirty old men from
+doing stupid things that make America in general look bad.
+ 
+ 
+************************
+*                      *
+*  FOREIGNER ABROAD?   *
+*                      *
+************************
+          by
+   EE -- The Minuteman
+ 
+Well, here's the situation:
+ 
+     My uncle has 3 children (all born in the United States) and a wife (born
+in the same southern Asian country that he was born in).  He came here to study
+and study he did.  He finally lands a half-way decent job in his field of
+study.  Having headed from home some 10,000 miles away he flies back, leaving
+his wife and children behind here.  He resolves the family problems there and
+decided to fly back to the United States.
+ 
+           STOP.
+ 
+     The US government embassy tells him that he can not fly back until they
+validate his VISA.  He shows them his VALID VISA and for further support tells
+them that his three children are US citizens.  The embassy says it will take a
+few weeks to a month for them to validate his VISA and his children.
+  In the mean time he loses his new job because of his forced stay.  They later
+validate his VISA and children and allow his passage to the United States.
+ 
+COMMENTARY:
+     Essentially the government did not believe his VISA as being a valid
+VISA.  This does not enrage me as much as not believing that his children are
+indeed his.  From what my grandfather said:  he, my uncle, did absolutely
+nothing to provoke this action...he was calm and peaceful.  When he contacted
+his employer there was nothing he could do.  I am not trying to condemn the
+U.S. in this respect, but I am simply trying to say that this certain type of
+red tape we can all do without.
+ 
+  (PRIME NOTE: Wow, Minuteman. That's a drag. And for you, that one really hits
+home, know? Hmm. I did a little lookin into this, and only found this:
+According to Sam Gejdenson, Connecticut Congressman, our border people had
+gotten really feisty since Iran gave us problems a couple years ago. I know One
+thing: There's a group monitoring government's compliance to a new law that
+makes it impossible to deny a visa due to race, creed, or political views.
+Anyone who's feelin harassed can call Susan Benda at 202-544-1681 or Gail
+Pendleton 617-227-9727.
+ 
+  |   |   |   |   |   |
+ --- --- --- --- --- ---
+  |   |   |   |   |   |
+ 
+  PAP's Top-10 Research topics for your term paper, thesis, or phd.
+ 
+1) Behn's Responsibilities to ITT
+2) ITT's Responsibilities in WWII.
+3) Just how Important/powerful is the Attorney General???
+4) Avis-Rent-A-Car's Relationship with ITT.
+5) ABC's relationship with ITT
+6) ITT handles ticket sales via modem for the US Navy.
+7) ITT now owns the second insurance company ever started, Hartford Insurance
+   Group.
+8) Does Russia have Phones, and can You call Legally??? Without the Operator
+   being there???
+9) After WWII, ITT had to give $200M worth of telecommunications devices
+   to Russia.
+0) Mr. "Schweppervescence" Ogilvie has Interest in ITT? I thought he was
+   Just "Joe Madison Avenue"??? Ogilvie and Mayers supports the
+   War effort???
+ 
+ 
+===========================
+= info following brought  =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+ 
+  On 4 August, 1933, the new chancellor of Germany, Herr Hitler, had for the
+first time received a delegation of American Businessmen at Berchtesgaden.
+ 
+  It consisted of 2 men: Colonel Sosthenes Behn and his representative in
+Germany, Henry Mann. The meeting was the beginning of a very special
+relationship between ITT and the Third Reich.
+  One Herr Schroeder and our Sosthenes Behn had been found in 1945 in a prison
+camp in France, wearing the battle dress of an SS corporal. Both worked for
+years as highlevel execs at ITT after the war.
+  What lay behind this remarkable transmogrification of Behn the
+Hitler-supporter into Behn the Allied hero? Part of the story is still buried
+in secret files; but it's clear that colonel Behn, at some stage of the war,
+became very close to American intelligence agencies, and that he could perform
+useful services for them, with his own private information network.
+  While the justice department and the FBI continued to distrust him, military
+intelligence found him and his telephones indispensible. In Latin America,
+American agents were placed in the ITT offices of Bolivia, Paraguay, and
+Argentina, among others; and Behn, on his visits to Europe, could bring back
+information through Switzerland and Spain about the state of the Axis.
+  Neat, eh? Most of that is from a document I sort of declassified. Er,
+reclassified for them, would be a better phrase, I guess.
+ 
+++++++++++++
++  Update: +
+++++++++++++
+ 
+conversations with officer Turgeon brought this about the car in question: The
+person didnt get struck. They hit his picket sign. The same car nearly hit the
+same picketer the same time last week, according to Turgeon.
+ 
+CASTRO DECLARES WAR ON AMERIKA GROTON (APWN)--
+  Ron Apiceli, owner of Ron's Guitars, has just done the lowest thing of his
+career yet.
+  A guy walks into Caruso Music Inc, in New London (Ron's prime competitor)
+wishing to purchase a PA system. He knows exactly what he wants right down to
+the name brand because it was something that he came across the river for--
+Ron's didnt carry that line.
+  The guy receives a phone call, so Rich Caruso has the fella paged. The guy
+has a conversation to this effect:
+  "Wharl, goshk Ronnie. I just bought one here. Yeah, used my mastercard n
+everthin. Hmm... We already wrote up the sales slip. Oh, you have a used one
+there for less? Hmmm. Well, this one's guaranteed, I guess. Must be worth the
+difference. By Ron."
+  "Just out of curiosity," asks Eddie, one of the sales guys down at Carusos,
+"was that Ronnie Apicelli you were talkin to?"
+  "As a matter of fact it was".
+  Can you believe that? Of all the low things Ron has done to me, to you, to
+most of New London County's bigger musicians; you'd never dream he'd do such a
+thing, would you?
+  Hmm. Well, after the damage was done from my previous campaign against Ron's
+Ripoff Realm, I'd decided I would be less agressive with things.
+  Instead of "Hey, go to Caruso's, Ron's an asshole", and "I cant believe you
+shop there. He's a ripoff," and "Better have eyes in the back of your head",
+and "dont feed the guitar repairman"; I figured I'd be more subtle and
+straightforward.
+  "Check out the prices, then be sure to check out Caruso's", "I hear Carusos
+carries an item like that too", and "here, lemme make a quick phone call for
+ya; I think I can find you a better price across the river", became
+fashionable.
+  Well, if Ron Apiceli wants to start playing headgames again, he can. But he
+better not cross me again. I'm just growlin now. Not plannin anything major.
+But come over that chainlink electronic fence, and look out.
+  Isnt it interesting this keeps repeating itself each time he moves from one
+building to another?
+ 
+     $$
+    $$$$$
+   $$
+    $$$$
+      $$$
+   $$$$$
+     $$
+ 
+THE PRICE OF LOOKING IT UP JUST WENT DOWN!!!
+WEBSTER'S New Universal Unabridged Dictionary. Published at 79.95.
+Barnes & Noble is making it available at only $19.95!!!
+Call 1800-228-3535.
+ 
+...................................
+.eye i aye .eye i aye .eye i aye!!!
+...................................
+ 
+ATI is always looking for contributing editors and advertisers.
+  If you or your organization, group, clan, cartel, or gathering wants to
+advertise, contact Infomaniack Systems, Incorporated at INFOMANIACK BBS OR DEN
+OF INEQUITY BBS. If you dont know the #'s you dont need to.
+  Ads in ATI do not cost and we pay $0.00 for each contribution.
+  Free, the way it should be, see?
+ 
+       +
+       +
+       +
+    ++++++++++++++
+       +
+       +
+       +
+ 
+ 
+  August 15, ATI will be announcing the appearance of Jesus Christ Incarnate.
+We have met him at Norwich State Hospital. Complete with long hair, full
+Michalangelo facial features, and everything; this guy looks identical to the
+catholic church icons across the world throughout history. When we asked him if
+he was Jesus Chist, he was quoted as saying, "Oh me oh my".  And he smiled.
+  We will be touring the states with him making him available to anyone
+who has seen 2 miracles and is holding on for their 3rd miracle
+allowing them sainthood. There will be a nominal fee to defray the cost
+of pulling this off.
+  We plan on making this a fullfledged accepted religion, and will gladly take
+donations so we can set up pews, and get ahold of some offering plates, and all
+the necessary ointments, and incenses, and satellite dishes so as to compete
+head to head with the other televangelists. (We'll be more than happy to make
+appearances on your show, if you help us timeshare airtime on major networks.
+These things get costly you know. Hell, put us on CBN. ) Heck, we'll even start
+a 650 club. Just falling short of Pattie's 700 club. Or maybe we'll even call
+it the 710 club, and hire pat too)
+  In fact, I think Mr. Incarnate will announce his candidacy as president of
+the US on the Legitimate Party.  At any rate, we need to check and see how hard
+it is to attain tax free status, so dont send in donations yet.
+  Now, it appears that the Virgin Mary is claiming she will show a miracle on
+the same day, (15th).
+  Do not believe this, as Mr. Incarnate told us his mom doesnt speak publicly
+since Jimmy Swaggart recently used her entire gender in vane.
+  Mr. Incarnate, has announced that he is seeking out a place for his first
+appearance, but he has his eye on the Bethlehem, Connecticut MacDonalds. He has
+invited Ronald MacDonald, as well as King Herb of BK to lunch. Other new wave
+disciples are expected to be recruited this week. Hang out by the fishing
+boats.
+  Film at 11.
+ 
+**********************************
+sTaNcE StAnCe sTaNcE StAnCe sTaNcE
+**********************************
+ 
+  We saw this letter to the editor in our local newspaper and are appalled that
+there might be more than a handful of people out in this world that feel that
+way:
+   In response to the gentleman who wrote saying joggers should be licensed. I
+couldn't agree more, but he didnt go far enough. In addition, a special state
+department bureaucracy should be funded to register and licence children who
+use the roads to go to the candy store and library and for other useless
+pursuits.
+ 
+   We have this to say:
+   Why dont you take it even further, and be more to the point.
+   Declare martial law throughout the US and have a noon to noon curfew. We
+find it funny that George Orwell has only missed by about 3 and a half years.
+ 
+  Well that's it for this month. Hope you liked it. And expect another next
+month. If this is your first issue, request the 4 others. They're online at
+Infomaniack and Den of Inequity.  Grab em there.
+ 
+  Later,
+this has been a  p a p
+                / / /     and NOPE
+
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+SPECIAL ATI. AUGUST ISSUE II. THE OTHER
+ISSUE. SPECIAL GENERAL DYNAMICS ISSUE.
+                          8-7-88
+ 
+FREE WILLIAM WINTERHOLER
+  William Winterholer has been busted
+by local police for redialing the
+scabline at General Dynamics. (see
+enclosed story)
+  They are getting him for harrassment.
+Isnt it amazing that if someone redials
+you, police can do nothing? Isnt it
+amazing that if someone pranks your
+grandmother and nearly puts her in the
+hospital, all AT&T asks is "did they
+threaten any murders?" yet when a
+defense subcontractor gets a prank
+call, all they gotta do is ask???
+  Prime Anarchist Productions is
+appalled that such a mockery of justice
+can happen. We are asking your support
+to help free William Winterholer of any
+charges this friday. If he gets
+punished in any way for this, you will
+most likely see people getting jailed
+for joybuzzers, shaken up pepsi cans,
+and whoopie cushions.
+  Hell, you'll probably get the
+deathpenalty for putting a kickme sign
+on someone's back.
+  The line Winterholer was jamming had
+NOTHING to do with national security;
+it had no bearing on the actual
+function of the shipbuilding facility;
+and it certainly wasnt needed in our
+struggle to kill communists.
+  The line Winterholer was jamming was
+specially set up by president Tovar so
+that potential scabbs could call in and
+discuss quitting their union and go to
+work breaking the strike.
+  Free William Winterholer.
+  He didnt do anything malicious.
+Nothing lifethreatening; and basically,
+it wasnt harrassing anyone. He
+wardialed the scabline. If he didnt do
+it; I would have.
+      -pap-
+--need a ride? call harry's cab
+               442-4054
+ 
+This issue is mainly about General
+Dynamics. Although some other stories
+follow, most of them are on that common
+theme. Have fun. Read and enjoy. If all
+else fails, spraypaint your local KMart
+window.
+ 
+ ========================
+::Overheard At A        ::
+::Defense Subcontractor ::
+ ========================
+"Here. This is your login i.d. and
+your password will be your badge
+number".
+ 
+     .. .
+  .   .    .
+ .    .      .
+     .      .
+     .      .
+    ...    .
+  . . . . .
+    . . .
+ 
+I put in my dime and begin a local
+call. The thing clicks twice and the
+operator bleeps in.
+  "Would you like the faster more
+efficient service for an additional
+fifteen cents?" she asked me. "No
+thanks," said I. 10 cents is plenty.
+And the connections have been fine
+lately. She said OK, bleeped off, and I
+  heard two clicks. Suddenly I was
+standing there faced with my dialtone
+again. And I lost my dime too.
+ 
+ 
+  - - - - - - - -
+/FEMA NOT AT GD/
+- - - - - - - -
+  I have swept the entire plant at
+General Dynamics, Electric Boat Div, in
+Groton Ct.
+  Doing this, I proved myself wrong. My
+original theory was that EB would be a
+nice place to store blacks and
+dissidents under the FEMA project.
+  A good look at EB showed me it would
+be too difficult.
+  Although the buildings are all large
+enough for such an evil venture, all
+room's purposes are too set to rework
+themselves for detention of humans.
+  Closest one would be the Midway, near
+Bluff Point in Poquonnock Bridge part
+of Groton. But again, I dont forsee it
+changing from what it's currently doing
+if martial law were declared.
+  This is a huge warehouse with 4 1/2
+loading docks up front. The thing is
+full of berrings, bolts, gyroscopes,
+pumps, washing machines, and all the
+other lincoln log parts that go
+together to form a fast attack
+submarine.
+  It would take too long to empty this
+building out if you wanted to stuff it
+with a bunch of people of color or
+something.
+  If Connecticut has a concentration
+camp participating in FEMA's lockemup
+project, it is not Electric Boat.
+ 
+................
+....for...sale..
+.the Anarchist..
+...cookbook.....
+................
+.......$22.95...
+write: Survival books
+11106 Magnolia Blvd.
+N. Hollywood, CA 91601
+    or call 818-763-0804
+ 
+memos classified=
+  Bluebag items are classified and
+clear bag items are general garbage
+  Here's a classified bit that truly
+shoulda been clear:
+  "Sirs: Vender (not mentioning names,
+naturally) assumed the defect was in
+a non-working area; therefore allowing
+to pass.
+  "Rejecting because all parts, working
+and non-working, must pass inspect.
+Time might necessitate a non-working
+part to be used in the future.
+                        --From a
+                   defense contractor
+                   QC dept to an
+                   outfitter.
+()()()()()()()()
+)()a lennonism)(
+()()()()()()()()
+ 
+  "Anyway, upon our arrival in the US,
+we were practically met off the plane
+by the "Mork and Mindy" of the
+Sixties-- Jerry Rubin and Abbie
+Hoffman-- and promptly taken on a tour
+of
+New York's "underground",
+which consisted mainly
+ of David Peel singing about dope in
+Washington Square Park. Jerry and
+Abbie: two classic, fun-loving
+hustlers. I
+can do without Marx and Jesus."
+                John Lennon from
+                his book SKYWRITING
+                BY WORD OF MOUTH
+ 
+<><><><><><><><><><><><><>
+sticker found on telephone
+<><><><><><><><><><><><><>
+  "Do not discuss classified
+information," says the sticker on the
+fone.
+  "This phone subject to monitoring.
+Use of this phone signifies consent
+to monitoring."
+ 
+UNION STEWARD ACCUSED OF JAMMING EB
+HOTLINE
+Police Say Computer Used To Foul Up
+Line  GROTON-- City police have
+arrested a union steward from Electric
+Boat for allegedly using a computer to
+jam phone numbers that EB established
+to help strikers return to work.
+  William H. Winterholer, 31, of 57
+Nathan Hale Road, Groton, has been
+charged with harassment for allegedly
+programming a computer to repeatedly
+dial EB strike hotline numbers. The
+computer calls made it difficult for
+callers to get through to the company
+for information, police said.
+  EB first began receiving the bogus
+calls on July 25 and they contacted
+city police.
+  "Workers were answering the calls,
+but there was no one there," said
+Police Chief Robert D. Laurie.
+  Police then called SNETco which
+traced the call to Winterholer's
+address, Laurie said.
+  Police obtained a search warrant and,
+on July 28, found a computer terminal
+in Winterholer's residence with the EB
+strike hotline phone numbers visible on
+the display screen.
+  The calls were coming in on all three
+strike phone lines set up by EB, Laurie
+said, "making it difficult for anyone
+who legitimately wanted to call in to
+get in on them," he said.
+  EB announced Friday in its newsletter
+"Directions" that the hotlines are back
+to normal.
+  Winterholer was released by police.
+He is scheduled to appear Aug. 11 in
+New London Superior Court.
+  Joseph W. Messier, president of the
+striking Metal Trades Council, said he
+could not discuss the incident. "I
+don't really know that much about it,"
+he said. "He (Winterholer) wasn't
+operating on the behalf of any union."
+  Messier confirmed that Winterholer
+was a union steward, but he would not
+say to which union Winterholer
+belonged. The MTC represents 10 local
+unions at the submarine building
+shipyard.
+  While the hotlines are designed to
+answer a variety of questions from
+striking members of the Metal Trades
+Council, EB reported Friday that the
+most common questions (267 calls) have
+been from strikers who want to know how
+to return to work.
+  The 10,000 member MTC has been on
+strike since July 1. While the majority
+of workers have honored union picket
+lines, the company reported that 613
+MTC-represented workers returned to
+work in the yard on Friday.
+  The union went on strike 37 days ago
+after EB refused to offer any wage
+increases, proposing only lump-sum
+bonus payments.
+  The company reported in its
+newsletter that a first class mechanic
+making $12.02 an hour has missed $2,500
+in pay since July 1.
+  Both sides reported Friday that no
+new negotiations are scheduled.
+         -pap-
+ 
+(by the way, PAP hears the strike will
+continue into 1989)
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+ 
+=========================
+:   PERVERTS AROUND US  :
+:  -------------------- :
+:        by Fah-Q       :
+:   special to ATI      :
+=========================
+  A week ago a Navy 1st class was
+arrested by Groton Town Police for
+molesting three 10 year olds.
+  One was his daughter and the others
+were 2 of her friends who were spending
+the night. Groton Town held him for 3
+hours then let him go. He went to court
+this week and received a restraining
+order that disallows him from going
+near his wife and kids for 6 months and
+that's all he got. This was never put
+in the local paper and the navy will
+not release any info.
+  We got our info from the mother of
+one of the girls. This and other sick
+things have been going on in navy
+housing this year. For instance, a 17
+year old youth molested a 5 year old
+infant seven times over a period of a
+week, while he baby sat her. A 39 year
+old molested a 12 year old. Yesterday
+an 11 year old girl was kidnapped from
+Hickory Drive by a male in a gray
+mustang with yellow doors. If you get
+any info, please give a call to 445-
+9721; ask for Kelly Fogg.
+  Please join our neighborhood Pervert
+Watch Program.
+  PWP is brought to you by PAP.
+                 Fah-Q is editor and
+copublisher of ATI.
+ 
+     - - - - - - - - -
+ 
+ 
+      ()()()()()()()()()()
+   ()()()()songlets by)()()()
+()()()()()()()()()the)()()()()()
+   ()Cheshire Catalyst()()()()
+      ()()()()()()()()()()
+ 
+          AIRWAVE TO TELLIE
+sung to the tune of Stairway to
+          Heaven by Led Zeppelin
+ 
+There's a machine on the phone
+If she answers I'm not home
+And she's recording your voice for
+                   the listening.
+ 
+And it's said if you leave
+Your name and a phone number
+I might get it and return your
+                   fone call.
+ 
+If there's a reason you must reach me
+And I'm not here.
+There's a chance I might check in.
+ 
+There's an amp by my bed
+And it beeps real loud.
+Your call relies on my muh-chine.
+ 
+ 
+             BELL PIE
+To the tune of "American Pie"
+ 
+Long, long, time ago,
+I can still remember,
+When the local calls were "free".
+And I knew if I paid my bill,
+And never wished them any ill,
+That the phone company would let me be
+ 
+But Uncle Sam said he knew better,
+Split 'em up, for all and ever!
+We'll foster competition:
+It's good capitalism!
+ 
+I can't remember if I cried,
+When my phone bill first tripled
+                         in size,
+But something touched me deep inside,
+The day... Bell system... died.
+ 
+And we were singing...
+Bye, bye, Ma Bell, why did you die?
+We get static from Sprint and echo
+                    from MCI,
+"Our local calls have us in hock!
+                    we all cry
+Ma Bell why did you have to die?
+ 
+Is your office step by step,
+Or have you gotten some Crossbar yet?
+Everyone used to ask...
+Oh, is TSPS coming soon?
+And ISDN will be a boon!
+And, I hope to get a touchtone fone
+                     real soon...
+The color fones are really neat,
+And direct dialing can't be beat,
+My area code is low
+The prestige way to go!
+ 
+Back when we were at one rate,
+Phone installs didnt cause debate,
+About who'd put which wire where...
+Installers came right out to you,
+No "phone stores" with no ballyhoo,
+And 411 was free-- seemed very fair!
+But FCC wanted it seems
+To let others skim long distance
+                creams;
+No matter bout the locals,
+They're mostly all just yokels!
+ 
+And so one day it came to pass,
+That great Bell System did collapse
+In rubble now, we all do mass,
+The day... Bell System... Died
+ 
+So bye bye...
+ 
+I drove on out to Murray Hill,
+To see Bell Labs, some time to kill,
+But the sign there said the labs
+                     were gone.
+I went back to my old CO,
+Where I'd had my phone lines, years ago
+ 
+But it was empty, dark, and ever so
+                       forlorn...
+ 
+No relays pulsed,
+No data crooned,
+No MF tones did play their tunes,
+There wasnt a word spoken,
+All carrier paths were broken...
+ 
+And so that's how it all occured,
+Microwave horns just nests for birds,
+Everything became so absurd,
+The day... Bell System... died.
+ 
+So bye bye...
+ 
+    (Cheshire Catalyst, Managing Editor
+of TAP magazine staged his own death in
+1984 to avoid paying taxes. IRS is
+charging his mom backtaxes for all the
+income he would've made had he been
+alive. His mom is sending the notice to
+Guinness Book of World Records,
+claiming that the IRS has the most
+"Balls" of any mojor corporation in
+America today)
+ 
+----------------------
+WCNI radio. Radical,
+man. 91.1 New London
+County's Onliest
+Radio station.
+Ground Zero
+----------------------
+ 
+DOWNLOADED FROM P-80 SYSTEMS.....
+ 
+ 
+ 
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+-                          -
+    -    -   -
+   -               -   --
+-   -               -    - -
+                     ---   ---
+ 
+Welcome to the August ATI. This actually came out AFTER the September issue.
+  Figure that one out. hehehe. This one is actually dated August 15th. It's the
+  Again...
+  We have an addition to our staff.
+EE - The Minuteman'll be checkin in
+now and then. He's a contributing
+editor.
+  So anyways, (where was I) hmmm...
+  EE is the new guy on the block. He
+writes pretty good, so treat him
+right,
+ok? We got a really cool issue here.
+ 
+ 
+                                   /
+                                  /.
+                                 / .
+                                /  .
+                       Fah-Q's /   .
+                        Corner/    .
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -.     .
+                             .
+                             .
+                      .There is a semi
+ blocking the road near the hospital
+ gate on the base. The driver of the
+truck is in the hobby shop and the
+traffic is backed up to the chow hall.
+15 cars use a parking lot to go around
+this truck to get off the base. A cab
+(driven by me) goes this same route to
+get off the base but as I'm going
+through the parking lot a base security
+car stops me. As he gets to the window
+he says "Niggers and cabdrivers think
+they are better than anyone else". He
+then asks me for my licence. I had to
+open the door of my vehicle to get my
+licence out. He draws his weapon and
+locks and loads it and says "get back
+in the vehicle asshole". Me feeling
+threatened and not wanting to be
+cornered in the cab were he to get
+trigger happy, I got all the way out
+of the car and he held the weapon on
+me then he put it away. I asked him if
+he was hitler youth and when are they
+getting the brown shirts and swastikas,
+and refused to show him my licence
+because he was not a representative of
+the state of conn. He then tells me
+that he is god on the subbase and he
+can take my licence if he wants. So I
+told him "come and get, but if I fall
+down watch for a weapon when I come
+back up". He gave me a ticket for
+improper passing but he never got to
+see my licence or reg.
+  So if you drive onto the new Nazi
+training camp, errrr, I mean the sub
+base dont pass anything even if it
+means you park in the road for 2 days.
+Last night I sat behind a security car
+giving a ticket for 15 minutes.
+  He told me to go around; I said no
+way, "I dont want to get a ticket" and
+I sat there till he was done and
+followed him up the street where I
+left the base.
+                 -f-q-
+  ------------------------
+:And now: a word from...  :
+: the commissioner elect  :
+:  finally, a dude we can :
+:   all trust!!!          :
+ -------------------------
+  "Is there an available parking spot
+in the back? I dont wanna be seen on
+the street here. This city is fascist."
+ 
+ 
+===========================
+= info following brought  =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+  On 4 August, 1933, the new
+chancellor
+of Germany, Herr Hitler, had for the
+first time received a delegation of
+American Businessmen at Berchtesgaden.
+ 
+  It consisted of 2 men: Colonel
+Sosthenes Behn and his representative
+in Germany, Henry Mann. The meeting
+was the beginning of a very special
+relationship between ITT and the Third
+Reich.
+  One Herr Schroeder and our Sosthenes
+Behn had been found in 1945 in a
+prison camp in France, wearing the
+battle dress of an SS corporal. Both
+worked for years as highlevel execs at
+ITT after the war.
+  What lay behind this remarkable
+transmogrification of Behn the
+Hitler-supporter into Behn the Allied
+hero? Part of the story is still
+buried in secret files; but it's clear
+that colonel Behn, at some stage of
+the war, became very close to American
+intelligence agencies, and that he
+could perform useful services for
+them, with his own private information
+network.
+  While the justice department and the
+FBI continued to distrust him,
+military intelligence found him and
+his telephones indispensible. In Latin
+America, American agents were placed
+in the ITT offices of Bolivia,
+Paraguay, and Argentina, among others;
+and Behn, on his visits to Europe,
+could bring back information through
+Switzerland and Spain about the state
+of the Axis.
+  Neat, eh? Most of that is from a
+document I sort of declassified. Er,
+reclassified for them, would be a
+better phrase, I guess.
+ 
+ 
+-------------------------
+Need more points???
+That's licence points.
+If you feel you're not
+getting enough DMV points
+call your local police
+department.
+   - - - - - - - - - -
+Get the point. call a cop
+-------------------------
+ 
+EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
+EDITORIAL
+VIEWS HEREIN DO NOT
+NECESSARILY REPRESENT OPINIONS
+OF THE STAFF HERE AT ATI; BUT
+THEY MIGHT.
+DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
+  IT SEEMS Police officers follow
+much different rules and regulations
+than we must obey.
+  If you remember an editorial I wrote
+about 2 months ago, a town police
+officer made a precedent over the fone
+saying "if it was the middle of the
+night, and he wasnt a hazard to anyone;
+he could go about 30 miles over the
+speed limit, run stop lights, and
+assorted other minor traffic
+violations.
+  For the next 2 weeks or so, local police officers would pass by me at
+the speed limit, and suddenly
+accellerate to about 50 miles per hour
+using their flashing lights for about
+30 feet. That's about all they could
+do to acknowlege they didnt like
+my newspaper article, because I was
+a pedestrian. And since I dont litter,
+or jaywalk, things became uneventful
+til I purchased a moped last month.
+  I've been pulled over more times in
+the last month, than in my entire 9
+years driving motor vehicles. Most
+of the time they just take my licence,
+look it over for identificaton, and
+give it back to me in less than 45
+minutes.
+  About 2am last nite I was pulled
+looked all around, saw there was no traffic, and since I was a hazard
+to no one, proceeded thru. He gave me
+a 50 dollar fine.
+  He then told me my drivers licence
+was now his property as it was "very
+expired". (It expired February this
+year, and I'd been using it for ID.
+Keep in mind how many times officers
+have pulled me over and used it
+primarily and solely for ID)
+  At any rate, he drove off with my
+licence. I called the dispatcher and
+requested special permission to have
+my drivers licence back as it was my
+only form of ID. He cleared it thru
+his sargent, and told me the officer
+would be by to pick it up.
+  I then listened over my scanner and
+allowed the officer to "drop it off
+when I get a chance". An hour went by;
+so I called the dispatcher to ask if
+he'd give the guy a ring,and that
+things were busy.
+  An hour later, my licence came to
+me. In both those hours the ONLY things
+that came over regarding Groton City
+were 4 "reg" and ID's, 3 routines at
+Washington Park, 2 rendevous at West
+Side junior high, and a striker
+disorderly and drunk.
+  They cant say they were extremely
+busy, the officer was obviously
+dillydallying to spite me for going
+over his head.
+  HE then told me in front of my
+friends that if he hears my motor
+running before Tuesday morning, he's
+going to lock me in jail overnite,
+confiscate the bike, and auction it
+off. I stared him down with a
+nonverbal "how-can-you-talk-like-that"
+while my friend, Sean, got it all on
+cassette tape. I then went off to
+put my moped away. The officer went up
+the road and rendevoused with his
+backup. I walked over to his cruiser
+to inform him that the bike was
+locked and I had every intention of
+renewing my licence first thing in
+the morning. He did 0-50 in
+about 8 seconds on a road that belongs
+25 mph.
+  My friend later informed me that
+"he's walking toward you. I think you
+better get" came over the scanner
+onto my cassette recorder.
+  Look, I'm shipping out this November
+with the US Army to defend this seeming
+"justiceless" country. Ten years from
+now, I'll probably move back to this
+county somewhere and bring up children.
+  I should hope that if I'm molesting
+my 10 year old daughter, you'd lock
+me up in jail instead of citing my 12
+year old son for jogging on the wrong
+side of the street.
+ 
+---s--p--e--a--k--i-n-g-----o-f---
+a--i--r-w--a--v--e-s-!-!-!--------
+  I just heard the marine band
+operator do a major jamup!!!
+  "marine operator this is the
+vessel 24051, I need to make a collect
+call to suchand such a number".
+  "24051, what is your name?"
+  "24051, operator. that's the name
+of my vessel".
+  "I need YOUR name 24051."
+  "Why do you need my name?"
+  "I've never heard of a boat with
+all numbers before, I need your name."
+  "No can do over the airwaves,
+operator. This is a public vessel,
+and those are my call numbers."
+  "THEN YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO MAKE YOUR
+CALL FROM A LANDLINE <CLICK>".
+  CAN YOU believe that??? That was
+an "FCC controlled" operator. Gettin
+snotty like that?
+  Wow.
+ 
+DOWNLOADED FROM P-80 SYSTEMS......
+ 
+ 
+ 
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+><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><
+<>    ATI. Activist Times, Inc.     <>
+><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><
+<>      ever wonder what happened   <>
+><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><
+<>    to TAP/YIPL???                <>
+><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><  ><
+<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
+all the print that's fit for newz.
+                   8/28/88
+ 
+Infomaniack bbs had a new sysop for
+about 6 days. Her name is Pinky.
+She'll check in now and then, but it'll
+mostly be remote these days, as she's
+hiding somewhere near navy housing for
+a few months.
+This issue comes about without its
+contributing editors. I'll be the only
+one writing for this. This may suck,
+or it may come out good, but I'm on
+a "roll", and I decided to put this one
+out in 4 hours. So pick it up tomorrow
+around 6am!!!
+ 
+WWaArRnNiInNgG,, wWaArRnNiInNgG..
+DDaAnNgGeErR,, dDaAnNgGeErR...
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+No. your duplex isnt screwing up.
+That was to get your attention. A
+chemist down at the local germ warfare
+distributor just warned me about a
+book he saw around my coffee table the
+other day.
+ 
+ANARCHIST COOKBOOK!!! Do not use it
+for more than reading material,
+inspiration, and fun without first
+consulting with a physicist, chemist,
+your local science teacher, or
+some other form of drugz expert.
+The chemical eqations are simply
+infested with minor miscalculations
+that just might be lethal. I dont have
+the book near me right now (using the
+laptop to publish this moment)
+otherwise I'd cite an example, but
+picture yourself following instructions
+verbatim, and having to answer to why
+you are missing your entire right arm,
+and why there's a wick sticking out of
+your elbow.
+  At any rate, if you use Anarchist
+Cookbook, keep in mind that this
+happened; whether purposely, or by
+mistake.
+  IE: play carefully; but do play.
+ 
+       How to get a FREE meal at a
+       nice restaurant:
+           Impersonate a contest winner
+       Call them up and tell them their
+       brunch has been moved back a day
+       due to high traffic this week.
+       Then show up as them and prepare
+       to feast. Big 4stars rarely ever
+       ask for proof that you are who
+       you are.
+ 
+     # # # # # # # # # # # # #
+    # # #                 # # #
+   #  THE INFAMOUS ATI #'S     #
+    #    SECTION!!!. LOVE IT  #
+     # # #There ain't much # #
+      # # But what we got iz#
+       #  good!!!          #
+        # # # # # # # # # #
+ 
+ 
+    "Where's that confounded bridge?"
+                      Jimmy Page
+                      Led Zeppelin
+: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - :
+:- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -:
+: 1-800-999-chat  use your mc or  :
+:                 visa; or get one:
+:                .95 per minute.  :
+:               journalizes       :
+:         discretely to your card.:
+: 1-800-999-2428  (same damn thing:
+:                can't you read a :
+:           touchpad??? hehehe    :
+:
+ 
+Flash!!! Fah-Q just walked in and
+made his deadline. (Gee, I hope
+Minuteman shows up. He's got about 2
+hours left on his deadline, and he
+doesnt even know it. hehehe)He has a
+poem
+for us. Right now, we're gonna
+verify some of these #'s for ya.
+ 
+A word on "550" chatlines. My
+e-girlfriend worked a couple weeks at
+one of the 550 chatlines. Her job was
+to connect to the system and pretend
+she was a female paying for the call.
+  She was also told she had to perform
+phone sex if asked by a paying
+customer. Although she enjoyed learning
+a lot about fone stuff, she couldnt
+handle sucking face over the phone.
+  Feel used? Some (most) of these girls
+are being payed to act like your
+newphound phrend. Makes you think about
+the 603 bridge and Heidi, Dawn, Fawn,
+Cheri, and Shauna, eh?
+ 
+  714-835-5111  Orange County Bell :
+:                        newsline  :
+: 213-621-4141  southern cal. nline:
+: 312-368-8000  chicago bell newz  :
+: 313-223-7223  Michigan Bell newz :
+:
+ 
+Pat Robertson told Dan Rather he will
+definitely run for '92.
+  700 CLUB has made its budget quite
+lean lately now that he lost the race
+for '88. A call to their prayer line
+used to be 1800-456-0700. You'll now
+have to dial 1-ac-#. Bummer huh? You
+gotta pay. He ran out of money.
+  Makes ya wonder what kind of money
+the guy has used and/or intends to use.
+God's money? His money? Your money?
+ 
+   412-633-3333  pennsylvania airline :
+:                             newz    :
+:  414-678-3511  Wisconsin Bell newz  :
+:
+ 
+New London, Ct. participates in
+National Ski Patrol. Can you believe
+that??? What a scream. There's NFW (No
+...ing Way) to ski New London. There's
+nothing here. Can you believe spending
+money for something that'll never be
+used??? You can tune them in at
+155.340 on your scanner when in
+southeastern connecticut. What a trip,
+eh? Well, then again, with the US
+Government, that comes as no major
+surprise, eh?
+ 
+  Stingray from Jersey gives us this
+one: He was minding his own business
+working as night shift front desk
+clerk at the local hotel when a guy
+calls him.
+  "Hello, this is ... ... with abc
+Credit card company, and we're checking
+for fraudulent cardz. Could you read
+me back the last few cc #'s in your
+series???"
+  Stingray says this seems to work best
+on immigrant type people. He speaks
+hardly any english and felt that may
+have set him off and made him
+ready to believe anyone.
+ 
+  516-234-9914  some New York info    :
+:                          line.      :
+: 518-471-2272  New York bell info    :
+: 01-507-64-5353 major lopez.         :
+:        28-5166 Manuel Noriega       :
+: 717-255-5555 'nudda Pennsylvania    :
+:                 news line           :
+:
+:                                     :
+:- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -:
+: - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - :
+ 
+RE: General Dynamics.
+ 
+  If companies throughout the US are
+pulling off this Blitz Krieg the lump
+sum in leu of cost-of-living increases; They're basically showing that
+rather than moving away
+from the need for strong unions, we
+are beginning to need them much again.
+  We made a move away from union
+necessity in the late 50's and 60's
+when the powers-that-be started
+behaving. Just when unions start feelin
+it's ok to disband soon; Reagan goes
+and brings us back to the 1920's where
+we needed watchdogs like the teamsters,
+AFL-CIO, MDA, MTC, boilermakers, etc.
+ 
+ 
+  - - - - - - - - - -
+ - e d i t o r i a l -
+  - - - - - - - - - -
+JUST BECAUSE I CAN'T GET BUSH DONT
+MEAN I GOTTA GO SCREWING BIRDS.
+        or
+    Quayle, Quayle. Why you buggin.
+ 
+  Why is the press going after every
+picqune little thing they can get on
+Big Yupster, Dan Quayle?
+I mean, if he was screwing sheep
+or AIDS infested Englishmen, that's one
+thing, but a 17 month mistake on his
+resume? Serving his country's mainland
+rather than forcing our beliefs on
+other countries? Being almost as rich
+as Bentsen? Gimme a break. Find
+something substantial, guys; or shut
+the phuch up.
+  It's time we faced the facts, guys.
+  The press is going after Quayle
+because they cannot get direct proof
+on Bush's activities with the CIA,
+Manuel Noriega, and the drug dealers
+of NYC, Massachussetts, etc. They can
+only enter in court that he was FRIENDS
+with Noriega? Baloney.
+  Bush phunded Noriega's Cocaine Cartel
+for months, years, and we're gonna vote
+him in so he can phund it for
+decades!!!
+ 
+It is time for Fah-Q's corner
+                                /
+                               /
+                              /
+                             .
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -:
+                             :
+I feel that the Amerikan     :
+public is gonna vote in '88  :
+the way Massachussetts voters:
+voted in '60. They're gonna  :
+weigh the issues, read the   :
+press, then march right in the polls
+and vote for the best looking candidate
+ 
+ 
+ 
+   KIDS GAMES      S.K.  (c)1988
+   ----------
+The world it spins
+and grass is green
+ 
+The birds fly
+and children cry
+ 
+Here come the clouds
+Dark they block the day
+ 
+Rain falls
+Mud is everywhere
+Children seem not to notice
+that the end is near
+ 
+"Mommy, why are you crying?"
+"Daddy, why must we leave?"
+And the baby smiles
+ 
+"Attention, attention. This is an
+emergency broadcast"
+"Daddy, can we play a game?"
+"Take cover, prepare for nuclear war"
+"Mommy, is it dinner time yet?"
+And the baby laughs
+ 
+"30 minutes til impact" (midnite)
+"mommy.... mommy... mommy?"
+"Daddy? Where's mommy?"
+And the baby learns the truth
+Pain, fear, nothingness.
+ 
+And a child writes
+ 
+Dear Peace
+Where did you fall?
+The world is in termile
+Cant you hear us?
+We scream our hearts out
+ 
+Dear War
+Can  you go away?
+Peace wont see the light
+When war, it wants to fight
+ 
+These are the letters
+Sent out in vain
+war took over long ago
+when peace took the train
+ 
+Dear Freedom
+What do you need?
+Is it a helping hand?
+Or do you want Peace?
+ 
+Dear Leaders
+Listen to our cries
+When we wanna be directed
+You fill our eyes with lies.
+ 
+Dear Love
+Why forsake the people
+do our hearts have to lament?
+Memories we soon forget
+ 
+Dear Loneliness
+It's all give and take
+the more we try for happiness
+the more loneliness we make
+ 
+Dear Dreams
+see the light of day
+no matter how long we cry
+the nightmares wont go away
+ 
+To whom it may concern
+out there
+the heart and soul still bleed
+give away for nothing
+and the world, it shows its greed
+''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
+'by spk. (Fah-q) dedicated to'
+' Tina. the love of my life  '
+'                            '
+''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''
+ 
+ 
+FEMA COULD BE  E.B.!!!
+In one of the issues, we told you that
+FEMA mission cant be carried out at
+Electric Boat division of Gen Dynamics
+???
+Well, guess what? They just got
+approved to build a house sized
+incinerator to burn classified docs.
+Hmmm. Guess what those incinerators
+resemble greatly? Can you spell stove?
+ 
+Sorry to make any Jewish people
+shudder. I got a shiver up my spine
+too.
+ 
+"Oops, sorry. Didnt mean to accidently
+push that second class citizen in
+there. Anyone need any rope, or
+lampshades?"
+ 
+I'm not saying I like Morton a lot,
+But here's a few quotes from the
+guy that show a true thinker is there:
+ 
+* There is no way to seperate the
+poverty issue from the race issue.
+* We've got to free black people and
+other minorities, and the way to do
+that is to give them a truly equal
+opportunity to compete.
+ 
+  /by the way, August is the  /
+ /anniversary of Anne Frank's/
+/arrest. Something to think /
+about...                   /
+ 
+* I am sick and tired of the liberals
+proclaiming that they are the only
+people in the country concerned about
+civil rights.
+* When today's liberal says blacks
+cannot take care of themselves, he
+is exhibiting his hidden racism.
+* people cannot take care of
+themselves?
+* Baloney!
+* It is up to us to give them an
+equal opportunity to take care of
+themselves, then step aside to let
+them do it.
+ 
+    /by the way. Mort, Mort, Mort is /
+   /right now, staying a week at the/
+  /appollo theater in Harlem. He   /
+ /promised he'll have an answer by/
+/the end of the week. I doubt  he/
+will have quite that, but he's  /
+certainly doing what he does   /
+best: getting people talking. /
+................................
+ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
+................................
+ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
+ . .o.n. .a. .m.o.r.e. . . . . .
+................................
+ .p.o.l.i.t.i.c.a.l. . .n.o.t.e.
+................................
+  Abbie Hoffman says get October's
+issue of Playboy magazine if you
+wanna know the real truth about
+George Bush... The man who might be
+president.
+  The way Abbie's talking, this might
+be the nail that tucks the guy in.
+Then again, if no one cares to read it,
+things might go on biz-as-usual. But
+read it. I think old wimpus George is
+gonna have a LOT to answer to.
+  And if I know Abbie, we mean a LOT!!!
+ 
+Some         Wild
+Tyke         Always
+Runs         To
+Indiana      Carrying
+Kilroy       Happily
+Eddified.
+------------------------------------
+You guessed it. Strikewatch is still
+going strong. And as long as Poland's
+going nuts, Korean students are flippin
+out, and EB workers are asking the
+Teamsters for their help, Strike watch
+will be tabulated daily.
+ 
+date, northgate, main, engineer, south
+ 15)    0         14     10       4
+ 16)    1         12     13       2
+ 17)    3          7      8       5
+ 18)    2          9     10       4
+ 19)    1          4      1       0
+ 20)    4          4      8      12
+ 21)    3          4      5       6
+ 22)    6          3      3       3
+ 23)    6         25     15      18
+ 24)    3          5      8       3
+ 25)    6          3      6       0
+ 
+you past 4th grade??? YOU DO THE MATH.
+I'm sick and tired of averagin em out.
+ 
+      :well, ok. this has been:
+      :ATI-7. Hope you liked  :
+      : it. Look for the next :
+   - - issue sometime around   - -
+    . middle of september when  .
+     . we:                     .
+      . 1) interview Hypatia  .
+       .   Lee...            .
+        . 2) announce the   .
+         .   loss of the   .
+          . philipines as .
+           . a listening .
+            . post...   .
+             . 3) show .
+              . you   .
+               . how .
+                . to.
+                 . .
+                  .   build a mortar
+that'll blow up a condo; when the bomb
+is just the size of a watch battery...
+4) run our fingers thru Morton Downey's
+hair...
+or
+5) Drink beer at the Silver Bullet.
+   Where the hell IS that place
+   anyways???
+ 
+DOWNLOADED FROM P-80 SYSTEMS.....
+ 
+ 
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+ 
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+ 
+                            3/Sept/88
+That's right!!!
+  September's issue is already out.
+And it looks like we're gonna be coming
+out every two weeks.  Yup. We're
+pumpin em out like seawolfs.  At any
+rate, you
+caught the special mid-august issue,
+entitled "specati.doc" right? That one
+is
+dedicated to government
+subcontractors.  If you dont have it
+already, get it.
+Potent stuff.
+ 
+   ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
+ ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
+ADD ADD ADD an addition ADD ADD!!
+ ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
+   ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD ADD
+ 
+   We have an addition to our staff.
+EE - The Minuteman'll be checkin in now
+and then. He's a contributing editor.
+Congratulations, E; you've
+  ***hold on, gotta hit EB***
+ Something came over on the scanner.
+Wow, dont have to go anywhere. They
+pulled
+the guy over right in front of my next
+door neighbor. Apparently the guy beat
+up a striker.
+  What's a "44"? He gave the address
+too. He doesnt mean a backup, does he?
+They already have two cruisers out.
+Hmm... Maybe he means a tow truck. The
+registration is apparently invalid.
+Yupper, I guess it's a tow truck.
+Hmmm. The
+car hit a picketer at Electric Boat.
+Hmmm.  Apparently the guy wasnt hurt.
+They
+knocked over his sign; that's about
+it.  Officer's talkin about bringin
+two of
+them to jail. They told 4 kids to beat
+it, and called for a towtruck.
+  "How're we s'posed to get to New
+London?"
+  "Not our responsibility," says the
+officer.
+  "Fuck." They leave up the hill.
+  The backup left, but now another
+cruiser shows up. Maybe they DID mean
+reinforcements instead of a towtruck.
+At any rate, I'm just ramblin. This
+seems like it'll make good copy. If I
+hear any more on the scanner, or out my
+window, I'll holler.
+ 
+.................................
+backtothesubjectbacktothesubject.
+backtothesubjectbacktothesubject.
+tcejbusehtotkcabtcejbusehtotkcab.
+.................................
+ 
+   So anyways, (where was I) hmmm...
+  EE is the new guy on the block. He
+writes pretty good, so treat him right,
+ok? We got a really cool issue here.
+Have fun, and until next time, "oye
+como
+va"  -carlos devadip santana
+               --tranaslation???
+"you gotta hear how it goes". Boy isnt
+English concise???
+ 
+ -------------------------
+:And now: a word from...  :
+: the commissioner elect  :
+:  finally, a dude we can :
+:   all trust!!!          :
+ -------------------------
+ 
+  Welcome to the world of licence
+supension.
+  That's what the letter that
+Department of Motor Vehicles sent me
+said. At the
+end of the letter there was a number
+to call if I needed any info. Well, I
+called the number and got a recording
+that said the number was disconected. I
+called the local DMV to get better
+info-- they told me to call the same
+disconnected number as was on the
+letter.
+  Well after the run around, I decided
+to go to Whethersfield (about 1 1/2
+hour drive) for info.
+  Once at Whethersfield, I went to the
+info desk to ask some questions.  The
+lady there said that she could not
+give me that info because I didn't
+need to know it.
+  I asked another lady there the same
+question and she said that she didn't
+know and that i should call the info
+number and guess what???
+  You got it-- it was the same one as
+on the letter. So back to square 1.
+  I am planing to run for the job of
+commissioner of moter vehicles.  I've
+had
+so many tickets that i can answer any
+questions someone might have and I
+won't
+have to shrug my shoulders and say
+call the number on the letter.
+  Oh, and the question i asked at DMV
+in weathersfield???
+  "Who do i talk to about getting my
+licence back?"
+ 
+  Fah-Q (the soon-to-be commisioner of
+motor vehicles)
+  Fah-Q is assistant editor,
+co-publisher, and resident chief of
+electronics. He is also sysop of Den
+Of Eniquity Bbs. He sits on the Board
+of Directors of the following
+corporations: NOPE, PAP, and PWP- the
+Pervert Watch Patrol, a newly founded
+group to stop dirty old men from
+doing stupid things that make America
+in general look bad.
+ 
+ 
+************************
+*                      *
+*  FOREIGNER ABROAD?   *
+*                      *
+************************
+          by
+   EE -- The Minuteman
+ 
+Well, here's the situation:
+ 
+     My uncle has 3 children (all born
+in the United States) and a wife (born
+in the same southern Asian country
+that he was born in).  He came here to
+study
+and study he did.  He finally lands a
+half-way decent job in his field of
+study.  Having headed from home some
+10,000 miles away he flies back,
+leaving
+his wife and children behind here.  He
+resolves the family problems there and
+decided to fly back to the United
+States.
+ 
+           STOP.
+ 
+     The US government embassy tells
+him that he can not fly back until they
+validate his VISA.  He shows them his
+VALID VISA and for further support
+tells
+them that his three children are US
+citizens.  The embassy says it will
+take a
+few weeks to a month for them to
+validate his VISA and his children.
+  In the mean time he loses his new
+job because of his forced stay.  They
+later
+validate his VISA and children and
+allow his passage to the United States.
+ 
+COMMENTARY:
+     Essentially the government did
+not believe his VISA as being a valid
+VISA.  This does not enrage me as much
+as not believing that his children are
+indeed his.  From what my grandfather
+said:  he, my uncle, did absolutely
+nothing to provoke this action...he
+was calm and peaceful.  When he
+contacted
+his employer there was nothing he
+could do.  I am not trying to condemn
+the
+U.S. in this respect, but I am simply
+trying to say that this certain type of
+red tape we can all do without.
+ 
+  (PRIME NOTE: Wow, Minuteman. That's
+a drag. And for you, that one really
+hits
+home, know? Hmm. I did a little lookin
+into this, and only found this:
+According to Sam Gejdenson,
+Connecticut Congressman, our border
+people had
+gotten really feisty since Iran gave
+us problems a couple years ago. I know
+One
+thing: There's a group monitoring
+government's compliance to a new law
+that
+makes it impossible to deny a visa due
+to race, creed, or political views.
+Anyone who's feelin harassed can call
+Susan Benda at 202-544-1681 or Gail
+Pendleton 617-227-9727.
+ 
+ 
+ --- --- --- --- --- ---
+ 
+ 
+  PAP's Top-10 Research topics for
+your term paper, thesis, or phd.
+ 
+1) Behn's Responsibilities to ITT
+2) ITT's Responsibilities in WWII.
+3) Just how Important/powerful is the
+Attorney General???
+4) Avis-Rent-A-Car's Relationship with
+ITT.
+5) ABC's relationship with ITT
+6) ITT handles ticket sales via modem
+for the US Navy.
+7) ITT now owns the second insurance
+company ever started, Hartford
+Insurance
+   Group.
+8) Does Russia have Phones, and can
+You call Legally??? Without the
+Operator
+   being there???
+9) After WWII, ITT had to give $200M
+worth of telecommunications devices
+   to Russia.
+0) Mr. "Schweppervescence" Ogilvie has
+Interest in ITT? I thought he was
+   Just "Joe Madison Avenue"???
+Ogilvie and Mayers supports the
+   War effort???
+ 
+ 
+===========================
+= info following brought  =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+ 
+  On 4 August, 1933, the new
+chancellor of Germany, Herr Hitler,
+had for the
+first time received a delegation of
+American Businessmen at Berchtesgaden.
+ 
+  It consisted of 2 men: Colonel
+Sosthenes Behn and his representative
+in
+Germany, Henry Mann. The meeting was
+the beginning of a very special
+relationship between ITT and the Third
+Reich.
+  One Herr Schroeder and our Sosthenes
+Behn had been found in 1945 in a prison
+camp in France, wearing the battle
+dress of an SS corporal. Both worked
+for
+years as highlevel execs at ITT after
+the war.
+  What lay behind this remarkable
+transmogrification of Behn the
+Hitler-supporter into Behn the Allied
+hero? Part of the story is still buried
+in secret files; but it's clear that
+colonel Behn, at some stage of the war,
+became very close to American
+intelligence agencies, and that he
+could perform
+useful services for them, with his own
+private information network.
+  While the justice department and the
+FBI continued to distrust him, military
+intelligence found him and his
+telephones indispensible. In Latin
+America,
+American agents were placed in the ITT
+offices of Bolivia, Paraguay, and
+Argentina, among others; and Behn, on
+his visits to Europe, could bring back
+information through Switzerland and
+Spain about the state of the Axis.
+  Neat, eh? Most of that is from a
+document I sort of declassified. Er,
+reclassified for them, would be a
+better phrase, I guess.
+ 
+++++++++++++
++  Update: +
+++++++++++++
+ 
+conversations with officer Turgeon
+brought this about the car in
+question: The
+person didnt get struck. They hit his
+picket sign. The same car nearly hit
+the
+same picketer the same time last week,
+according to Turgeon.
+ 
+CASTRO DECLARES WAR ON AMERIKA GROTON
+(APWN)--
+  Ron Apiceli, owner of Ron's Guitars,
+has just done the lowest thing of his
+career yet.
+  A guy walks into Caruso Music Inc,
+in New London (Ron's prime competitor)
+wishing to purchase a PA system. He
+knows exactly what he wants right down
+to
+the name brand because it was
+something that he came across the
+river for--
+Ron's didnt carry that line.
+  The guy receives a phone call, so
+Rich Caruso has the fella paged. The
+guy
+has a conversation to this effect:
+  "Wharl, goshk Ronnie. I just bought
+one here. Yeah, used my mastercard n
+everthin. Hmm... We already wrote up
+the sales slip. Oh, you have a used one
+there for less? Hmmm. Well, this one's
+guaranteed, I guess. Must be worth the
+difference. By Ron."
+  "Just out of curiosity," asks Eddie,
+one of the sales guys down at Carusos,
+"was that Ronnie Apicelli you were
+talkin to?"
+  "As a matter of fact it was".
+  Can you believe that? Of all the low
+things Ron has done to me, to you, to
+most of New London County's bigger
+musicians; you'd never dream he'd do
+such a
+thing, would you?
+  Hmm. Well, after the damage was done
+from my previous campaign against Ron's
+Ripoff Realm, I'd decided I would be
+less agressive with things.
+  Instead of "Hey, go to Caruso's,
+Ron's an asshole", and "I cant believe
+you
+shop there. He's a ripoff," and
+"Better have eyes in the back of your
+head",
+and "dont feed the guitar repairman";
+I figured I'd be more subtle and
+straightforward.
+  "Check out the prices, then be sure
+to check out Caruso's", "I hear Carusos
+carries an item like that too", and
+"here, lemme make a quick phone call
+for
+ya; I think I can find you a better
+price across the river", became
+fashionable.
+  Well, if Ron Apiceli wants to start
+playing headgames again, he can. But he
+better not cross me again. I'm just
+growlin now. Not plannin anything
+major.
+But come over that chainlink
+electronic fence, and look out.
+  Isnt it interesting this keeps
+repeating itself each time he moves
+from one
+building to another?
+ 
+     $$
+    $$$$$
+   $$
+    $$$$
+      $$$
+   $$$$$
+     $$
+ 
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+DOWN!!!
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+Dictionary. Published at 79.95.
+Barnes & Noble is making it available
+at only $19.95!!!
+Call 1800-228-3535.
+ 
+..................................
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+..................................
+ 
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+editors and advertisers.
+  If you or your organization, group,
+clan, cartel, or gathering wants to
+advertise, contact Infomaniack
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+#'s you dont need to.
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+$0.00 for each contribution.
+  Free, the way it should be, see?
+ 
+       +
+       +
+       +
+    ++++++++++++++
+       +
+       +
+       +
+ 
+ 
+  August 15, ATI will be announcing
+the appearance of Jesus Christ
+Incarnate.
+We have met him at Norwich State
+Hospital. Complete with long hair, full
+Michalangelo facial features, and
+everything; this guy looks identical
+to the
+catholic church icons across the world
+throughout history. When we asked him
+if
+he was Jesus Chist, he was quoted as
+saying, "Oh me oh my".  And he smiled.
+  We will be touring the states with
+him making him available to anyone
+who has seen 2 miracles and is holding
+on for their 3rd miracle
+allowing them sainthood. There will be
+a nominal fee to defray the cost
+of pulling this off.
+  We plan on making this a fullfledged
+accepted religion, and will gladly take
+donations so we can set up pews, and
+get ahold of some offering plates, and
+all
+the necessary ointments, and incenses,
+and satellite dishes so as to compete
+head to head with the other
+televangelists. (We'll be more than
+happy to make
+appearances on your show, if you help
+us timeshare airtime on major networks.
+These things get costly you know.
+Hell, put us on CBN. ) Heck, we'll
+even start
+a 650 club. Just falling short of
+Pattie's 700 club. Or maybe we'll even
+call
+it the 710 club, and hire pat too)
+  In fact, I think Mr. Incarnate will
+announce his candidacy as president of
+the US on the Legitimate Party.  At
+any rate, we need to check and see how
+hard
+it is to attain tax free status, so
+dont send in donations yet.
+  Now, it appears that the Virgin Mary
+is claiming she will show a miracle on
+the same day, (15th).
+  Do not believe this, as Mr.
+Incarnate told us his mom doesnt speak
+publicly
+since Jimmy Swaggart recently used her
+entire gender in vane.
+  Mr. Incarnate, has announced that he
+is seeking out a place for his first
+appearance, but he has his eye on the
+Bethlehem, Connecticut MacDonalds. He
+has
+invited Ronald MacDonald, as well as
+King Herb of BK to lunch. Other new
+wave
+disciples are expected to be recruited
+this week. Hang out by the fishing
+boats.
+  Film at 11.
+ 
+**********************************
+sTaNcE StAnCe sTaNcE StAnCe sTaNcE
+**********************************
+ 
+  We saw this letter to the editor in
+our local newspaper and are appalled
+that
+there might be more than a handful of
+people out in this world that feel that
+way:
+   In response to the gentleman who
+wrote saying joggers should be
+licensed. I
+couldn't agree more, but he didnt go
+far enough. In addition, a special
+state
+department bureaucracy should be
+funded to register and licence
+children who
+use the roads to go to the candy store
+and library and for other useless
+pursuits.
+ 
+   We have this to say:
+   Why dont you take it even further,
+and be more to the point.
+   Declare martial law throughout the
+US and have a noon to noon curfew. We
+find it funny that George Orwell has
+only missed by about 3 and a half
+years.
+ 
+  Well that's it for this month. Hope
+you liked it. And expect another next
+month. If this is your first issue,
+request the 4 others. They're online at
+Infomaniack and Den of Inequity.  Grab
+em there.
+ 
+  Later,
+this has been a  p a p
+                / / /     and NOPE
+production.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
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+                              ISSUE: 10
+ 
+    Eleven actually came out before this one.  We waited a great deal of time
+for this one while attempting to unscramble it with a sector editor.  This was
+going to be our second 80 column issue, and our first Amiga issue, but I guess
+it's back to the old 8bit atari.
+ 
+Oh well.    ()()()()()()()()()()()
+           ()()() disclaimer ()()()
+            ()()()()()()()()()()()
+ 
+     A lot of people are complaining about the ascii formatting of my
+T-Philes.  Most people ask what kind of commodore, err, computer I use.  Yes,
+I have an old 8bit atari, but that isn't the problem at all.  I found out an
+hour ago that it's my modem.  And my dip switches look like this:
+ 
+             >-----------------<
+         alligator   :      alligator
+           clip      :        clip
+                   bell
+                   wire.
+ 
+    AND I'M NOT TOUCHIN 'EM UNLESS SOMEONE LENDS ME A 12 OR 24 HUNDRED BAUD
+MODEM IN CASE I SCREW IT UP BIGTIME.
+ 
+    The only other complaint I'm hearin, is the 40 column format.  I'm sorry,
+but until EVERY computer hosts 80 columns I will publish at 40 columns.  If yo
+want an 80 column issue, get out your favorite text editor or word processor.
+    At any rate, if you find yourself unable to read these issues, try
+downloading them another way, or from another board.  Some sysops have changed
+the format using some program that's out there.  When I find out what the name
+of the program is, I'll publish it here, and/or publish names of boards now
+and then where it's formatted properly.
+    FLASH!!! WHO IS THE BAND THAT DID THE REMAKE OF LED ZEPPELIN'S "LIVIN
+LOVIN MAID"? Sounds like Fatboys, but it sounds awesome.
+ 
+       NOTAS MUSICAS!!!
+  --- -------- --- ----- -------
+  The official ATI music section.
+  --- -------- --- ----- -------
+  To the tune of "Frito Bandito" commercial:
+            Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye.
+            Your mother sucks chrome
+            off a bumper hitch.
+ 
+     When stuck between two lousy choices ie: Bush/Duke, US/SU, Coke/Pepsi,
+McDonalds/Burger King-- I always say choose BEER
+               Then instead of having to come up with an explaination, simply
+say, "Dunno, I was cocked".
+ 
+     "Little" Steven Van Zandt told me last April that SPIN was really about
+the only worthwhile RockRag to check out any more.  I guess he was just as
+angry with Hit Parader, Cream, and Rolling Stone as I was.  I didnt notice so
+obviously until this month.  (sept 88 issue) (the one with Traci Chapman on
+the cover...  you know, the black chick with the nappi hair)
+     Anyways, here's a few thoughts from various musicians I decided to
+highlight for you in case you cant get out and steal a copy or buy it maybe.
+(I did)
+     HOLLY NEAR: If you write a generic peace song that just talks about peace
+really propose solutions or if you put forward some kind of analysis of what
+is causing war or racism or sexism.
+     You saw that when Little Steven was doing much more specific things about
+south africa.  It was alright to feed the Africans, but when we talked about
+actually wanting the Africans to liberate themselves and take control of their
+own countries, then it was less of a hit than the humanitarian concept of just
+feeding the poor African people.
+     BILLY BRAGG: For some artists, being political is what sells their
+record, for good or bad.  Certainly my audience is based on political stuff.
+Nobody ever asks me what guitar strings I use or what I was doing in my next
+video.  They all want to know when I am going to think of a good rhyme for
+"socialism".
+     PETER GABRIEL: I really hope young people get a sense that they CAN make
+a difference in what is going on.  I think that isthe most important thing-
+that they dont feel victims of the world; that they feel in charge of the
+world, because it's theirs to inherit.
+     NONA HENDRYX: to me, the basic problem is to continue.  Not only for the
+artist to do it but the audience or the people who are listening to stay
+involved.  Not only on the large level, but on the small level, in your
+community, your neighborhood, your state.
+     MERLE HAGGARD: was always necessary.  From the time I was in the fourth,
+5th grade, it would be on my report cards, only the teachers would call it
+staring out the window.  But what I was doing was trying to write songs.
+     JACKSON BROWN: A door was kicked open with Band Aid and Live Aid so that
+you saw a little bit of the rest of the world.  Then the door opened a little
+further when you saw that there was apartheid in south africa.  Now the door
+has really been kicked wide open because you see that our government is
+involved in a lot of things like selling arms to Iran, trading arms for
+hostages, and diverting money illegally to wars that really can only be called
+private wars now.
+     LITTLE STEVEN: In the media, that's where the battle is.  that's where
+the communication is going on -- where the public opinion is going to be
+effected.  That's were education is going to take place.
+ 
+     Any of you who attended the Rutgers Conventin last spring will remember
+the seminar called Media, Modem, and Music put on by Abbie Hoffman, Marc
+Greenberg, and Little Steven.  They dealt with a revolution in the music
+industry, (and moreso the WHOLE media industry) saying a major change was on
+its way.  These quotes, and many others in last month's SPIN just grabbed my
+attention, and made me think that change might be already powerfully on its
+way.  (especially if you heard any of Traci Chapman's other (pronounced "not
+played on the radio statons)) songs.
+     At any rate, I didnt mean for this article to make sense as a whole.  It
+was more or less a collage, of musical stuff that might get you grabbin your
+acoustic; or hopefully your million watt marshall stack.  cause this shit has
+GOT to get out.  s/ prime.
+ 
+FAH-Q'S CORNER.................
+     Well here we are in Indianapolis.  ATI had to go on vacation and just get
+away from the local secret service...  I mean the police.  This place is
+great.  I am checking for 1800 diverters from my hotel room.
+     You can do all kinds of schitt from a hotel room phone.  When we checked
+in they never asked for ID so I told them I was Phillip Regular.  They gave us
+a room in the exec section when I told them I ran a newspaper.  The room cost
+33 a night with a bottle of wine.  Well to get back to the phone.  In this
+hotel they have a system that can dial direct to another room, just by dialing
+a 3 digit number.
+     Well when I checked in the clerk told me I had to dial 0 and tell the
+desk I wanted an outside line.  Well there is no dialtone on these fones, so i
+must be dead til you dial a #.  Well I was in 136, and my friends were in 135.
+I dialed their # to tell them to wake up.  When they hung up I got a dialtone.
+I dialed 0 for the desk but instead I got an operator from Indiana Bell.  I
+called the office to get a printout of all the calls from this room and they
+said there WERE no calls.  I don't know how that happened but I'm uploading
+this
+phile from the fone in my room right now and I'm not paying for it, I can
+assure you.
+ 
+rosto
+ 
+We found the rastafarians here in Indy.  They are hanging around the
+courthouse handbilling.  I lost mine, but it said along the lines: laws for po
+and the constitution grants freedom of religion, and their religion called for
+weed.  So they should be able to use it in religions practice.  They have been
+fighting for reform for 5 years here in Indy because there is a big order of
+Jamaicans and others who practice here in Indy.
+ 
+?
+ 
+     I asked crash to marry me lastnite.  She said yes.  We will tell you when
+the wedding is.  If I get everything set and get an apartment and stuff, the
+Prime Anarchist'll be the best man.  I havent told him yet, so you know before
+he does.
+ 
+     Goodbye from Indy the next trip will be to Hawaii on my honeymoon so
+listen for the hula issue.
+ 
+Fah-Q
+    Live from INDY.
+ 
+     Oh, the speed limit here is 65.  For those of you who live in a 65 zone,
+the cops'll let you get away with 75-80 most of the time.  They set their
+radar at 82 so you have a 17 mph leeway.
+ 
+bye
+ 
+        *.*
+    *    .    *
+   *     .     *
+   *    .  .    *
+    *  .   .  *
+        * *
+ 
+     Saw a neat ad on TV for Citibank (criminals they are!!!)
+     It was a customer discussing her card's abuse, and how helpful citi-
+corpse was thru it all.  They told her she wasnt responsible for the $200
+Amigas, sneekers, fonesex, etc, that likely showed up on her fonebill.
+     "Had it been another company besides citibank, it would've been ME doing
+the talking..."
+     Ha.
+     As if some other company would be different.  Gimme a break.  YOU ARE
+RESPONSIBLE TO THE 1st $50 OF FRAUD AND THAT'S IT!!!
+     To report a lost or stolen card, call 1-800-336-0046.  I say call them at
+least once a day.  Make up some names and addresses.
+     "I dont remember the account #; can you look it up?"
+     FLASH!!! I JUST DIALED IT AT 5AM AND GOT NO ANSWER.  GAVE UP AFTER 130
+RINGS.  IMAGINE THAT.  MY CARD GOT STOLEN AND I CAN'T GET AHOLD OF THEM TO
+CANCEL IT.  GIVES MY BURGLAR THAT EXTRA TIME TO PLAY AROUND WITH my CARD!!!
+     Put those detectives to work.
+ 
+     SUGGESTION OF THE MONTH: above cigarette machines and stuff in all the
+stores, you'll see APPLICATIONS to credit cards, motor clubs, vacation
+getaways, magazines, and assorted stuff.  (especially citicorpse stuff)
+     Send in about 30 or so.  Blank?  Inaccuracies? Full of swears? etc...
+ 
+     IF YOU FIND MISTEAKS in this publication, please consider that they are
+theyre for a purpose.  We publish something for everyone and some people are
+always looking for mistakes.
+ 
+ 
+     THE VERY FAMOUS P A P
+                    / / /
+                    prime
+                      anarchist
+                        productions
+      numbers section
+      Just remember.  Running #'s is not only fun, it's a moral imperitive in
+ 
+      215-820-3542 hear the prime anarchist's voice.  Please dont leave a
+      message on THAT box.  He can no longer retrieve 'em.
+      800-874-2369 (box 5212) Codesline.  Second most agressive to date.
+      805-681-5550 (5095) 3rd most agressive codezline (FLASH) (WENT DOWN
+      WITHIN THE LAST HOUR)
+      516-751-2600 2600 Magazine (the hacker quarterly) voice number.
+      800-999-club have your credit card ready to set up your own personal
+      mailbox on CLUB's voice messaging system.
+ 
+ 
+     Trivia type stuff:  Since 1935, Parker Brothers has produced nearly
+3,000,000,000 little green houses for its Monopoly game.
+ 
+     A mailcarrier, injured after stopping a rolling car from running over an
+elderly woman, was reprimanded by his superiors for engaging in "an unsafe act
+ 
+     Introducing Vice President George Bush at a fund-raising dinner, Wisconsi
+Governor Tommy Thompson proclaimed, "It's time for the Bush pregnancy to
+begin".
+ 
+  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
+ 
+  some  .  .  people.
+ 
+  .are.  .  just.  so.
+ 
+  .  .  stupid.  .  .  .
+ 
+  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .  .
+     About 4 months ago I ran a dial-a-joke with one of the PAP phone lines.
+Every day I put up a new joke or two and it was pretty radical.  I had some
+weird responses I'll tell you.
+     There was one subtle one where I spoofed an operator and assumed everyone
+Dial a Joke.  All of our jokes are currently busy, but if you please hold, the
+next available joke will be right with you.  Guess what?
+     These three girls waited there for half an hour for the "next available
+joke".  My machine got to eavesdrop on a 30 minute conversation between these
+3 girls about goldfish, boys, money, school, and assorted other boring stuff
+     Well this one takes the cake, and I've decided to reprint the transcr
+you.  This one is NOT 30 minutes, it's just 3 minutes, cause I switched my
+machine over after that 30 minute fiasco.
+     This girl (they sounded like navy wives) had her friend call my machine
+on three-way, and after the beep, they started gabbin about the machine. She's
+really creative.  the girl gave me credit for 3 jokes I NEVER once put on my
+machine.  I guess she couldnt remember what the jokes were, so she made them
+up.
+     My machine message that day went:  "You have reached Lingering Linguini
+Pasta Shop.  Flour you doing? Dough go away, we'll be right back.  Just leave
+your macaroni on medium high heat; and we'll return the flavor.  Thanks for
+cooking.  Ravioli.  Ha.  I kill me.
+     Here's what they said.  (southern accents) "It's paaaaaaaasta." "nice,
+huh? The last one? He changes it every now and again, ok? Last one I called.
+He goes-- he was singin about the EB's.  You know.  Bein on strike? He goes
+EB'ers, boy this is the pits, and if you dont believe me, you can eat this
+shiiiiiiiiiiit."
+     'N then he was singin, n he goes well this is the story that's all I have
+to tell, n if y'all dont like it, you can all go to hell.  (she's laughin
+hysterically now)
+     Where did you get this numbuh?
+     It was on this bank.  The bank of barney? And someone stuck it on the ban
+of barney.  So I said what the hells dialajoke, so I ripped it off 'n brought
+it home.
+     And anyway, he was talkin about it.  and it sounded cute, right? so I
+said, well, damn.  I'm gonna call this number every now and then and find out
+what he does, cause, see? he changed it again.  He changed it wver, cause last
+time it was the EB'ers, and this one was about Pasta.  I wonder wht the next
+one's gonna be.  hahahaha.
+     I like the ending though.  God I kill myself.
+     Ha! I kill myself.  hehehe
+     Ravioli, heh heh heh.
+     Anyway, it was cute.  This cute little talkin machine.  He changes it
+every time that makes the secone-- or third, time he's changed it.  Oh, and
+one, he was talkin about his wife.  He goes, Oh boys, bat down the hatch, I'm
+gonna go see my wife and get me some snatch.  And I'm goin Oh my
+gawwwwwwwwwwwwwd.  I let Chuck listen to that one; he wuz laughin? And he
+expects you to leave a message after hearin that.
+     that's silly.
+     I'd like to know who he is.
+     Oh, he's stupid.  I coulda done something to that and made a hundred
+bucks; but I turned it down.
+     what did you do?
+     <Then the 3 minute message limiter cuts em off>
+     That drove me crazy.  They called early in the morning when I was just
+starting to wake up too.  And I couldnt figure out what was goin on.  But when
+I played it back I figured out one had the other on 3way, and they had no idea
+the machine was recordin them talkin about it.
+     What a scream.
+ 
+This has been ATI ten.  Keep in mind.  eleven and 12 came out before this
+issue, but this was meant to be ten, so we're keepin it that way.  Hope you
+ 
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+ 
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+                  vol. 2                      issue 12
+                       went to press, 23rd sept.
+                           t-philed, 10-3-88
+ 
+SPECIAL ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUE 23 Sept 1988 With an eye on trashy type stuff.
+ 
+ 
+             **************
+            ** disclaimer **
+             ************** This issue was made "B-4" 10, and 11.
+ 
+So, here it is. another pfine pap production.
+ 
+Saturday afternoon, an attack on Pfizer and General Dynamics will begin.
+We're not gonna key in on those two, you can go to the function if you wanna
+know more about THEIR enviro- problems. (Fort Griswold Park, Sat., Sept 24,
+10am) We're gonna try tackling some of the less obvious companies in our
+locale here.
+  First, a very short word on Pfizer.  The only major company left in South-
+eastern Connecticut that hasn't pulled out of South Africa.
+  Next a quick word on GD.
+  ATI recently did a special survey of the Electric Joke shityard grounds for
+ARDIS (John Stockwell's group) and Del- Aware (Abbie Hoffman's band of weary
+travelers) to see if EB could do any sneaky shit under the FEMA project. We
+concluded that it would be too hard to convert any buildings from their
+current purpose over to concentration camps for the blacks and dissidents as
+per Louis Guiffrida's "California Paper".
+  2 days after the document hit the post office, General Dynamics announced
+the go-ahead for a large toxic waste incinerator.
+  Now what could a conservative state do with a row of large stoves??? At any
+rate, we all know that EB and Pfizer are naughty. Let's list a few other local
+bad boys.
+ 
+ 
+1)Mystic Color Lab     1)silver 2 EB                   2 toxic waste 3
+pfizer               3 t. w.  4)Dow                  4)latex sux!!!
+5)Hess                 5)Waste oil 6)Soneco               6)can you say
+                         cyanide.?.  7)Millstone            7)lubricants
+                         ind. waste.  8)Naval base           8)old diesel
+9)Ming Garden          9)grease traps 0)Evans Shell          0)waste oil in
+                         sewers.
+ 
+..   ...   ...
+ 
+where's doug???
+ 
+..   ...   ...
+ 
+Mystic Color Lab got nailed last month for dumping excess quantities of silver
+into the river. They were supposed to undergo weekly monitoring; but lo and
+behold!!! They've suddenly cut back enormously.
+  Is this real?
+  The silver that's being dumped is what's left after 3 attempts to
+electronically pan out each silver molecule. What's left cannot be gotten.
+The silver (alone or joined) is VERY dangerous to plant life in and out of the
+rivers. To meet standards, MCL has attached a 3rd chemical making it LOOK like
+they've cleaned up their act.
+  Bullshit.
+  MCL is still damaging us.
+ 
+  As we said, EB is doing mega toxic waste. EB is also responsible for a large
+portion of our nation's acid rain problems.
+  So is Pfizer. Some suggest AIDS got its genesis at an African branch of
+Pfizer Corp.
+  A word on DOW: ever get really sick from lighting a styrofoam cup on fire?
+One cup? Dow, burns about 1000 cups worth of styrofoam a day.
+  Hess? Waste oil is no fun. This stuff shows up in the Thames river now and
+then. Fish dont like waste oil. You know things are bad when you open up a can
+of tuna (in its own oils) and you see a tiny little barge floating around
+trying to make a delivery and it asks you where the dock is between Pfizer and
+EB.
+  Soneco burns all their boxes instead of trucking them out to New Jersey. Too
+expensive. These boxes are chemically treated so they're strong enough to hold
+harsh stuff.
+  Millstone is responsible for a LOT of industrial waste. It's not just for
+radiation any more. hehehe. You'll see a lot of lubricants and shaved up
+metals floating around in Waterford's waters.
+  The Naval base stored up diesel fuel for the past 40 years. They simply ran
+out of room on the lower base. So, now they burn up about 3 drums a day. 35
+year old diesel fuel has a distinctive odor. Much like raw bat-shit.
+  Ming Garden. Why did MG make our hit- list? Don't panic. It's not for their
+way of handling the excess kitten population; although rumors fly. Ming Garden
+their greasetraps right down into the ground at the end of each night.  Ever
+wonder where crabgrass comes from?
+  Evans Shell. Again; another purely arbitrary assignment. This guy's gonna
+have to take the heat for ALL the service stations that clean engines right
+over a sewer grate. Also going into these sewer grates are any leftover,
+useless, (and very potent) oils and assorted solvents.
+  There you have it. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Apple core; say no
+more.
+ 
+........................ .a nonpaid advertisement. (hey. we're
+........................ havin trouble
+                          collectin our debts just like the rest of em!!!)
+  The all new FNORD TORMENT.
+  100% stainless steel tires that whir at 30 MPH; and scream really high at
+60.
+  FNORD TORMENT has 20 foot tunable hydraulic shocks for slipping over VW's in
+heavy traffic.
+  The TORMENT has a LARGE hood scoop that eats mosquitos, gnats, and medium
+sized birds and water foul; converting them to fuel.
+  A 32 character LED panel in the window is for typing in obscenities at
+tailgators, and would-be tailgators. Also serves as a written warning in
+advance of Super-illuso-brakes.
+  Toggle break lights are there for when you dont want to actually use your
+breaks; but you want to get someone off your ass while still maintaining an
+accelleration.
+  For those not shaken up by FNORD TORMENT's fake brakelights; uzi-lookin
+things pup up out the tailfins. And for unbelievers: fullsized ammo.
+  For people who wont turn off their highbeams, a megawatt Amtrak Halogen
+light on the front. Part # w.att.1k; commonly referred to as the "DEATH RAY".
+  New TORMENT D-Day style launch pad allows marbles and glass tacks to roll
+out back from the underside of the FNORD TORMENT.
+  12" woofers and 5" piezos with a drop-in overhead microphone, are stock with
+this FNORD for announcing things like, "get the fuck outa the way", or "sunday
+driver".
+  Special option can be ordered for this FNORD model: a wireless helmet with a
+built in condenser mic and infra red goggles for night driving when you just
+dont feel like turning on your lights.
+  Drunk drivers got you down? Someone weaving in and out, taking away your
+concentration? Maybe endangering your life? Turn on the special glowlights
+that whisper a shimmering flow from one side of the FNORD to the other making
+his world spin sideways. The drunk will lose all judgement and go wail an
+embankment or guardrail all by himself.
+  Th TORMENT is an electronically fuel injected turbo-charged all terrain
+  As hightech as this vehicle is; The FNORD TORMENT'S alarm system is still a
+female pit bull terrier.
+   -kh- that was a something on the lighter side from Kevin Nukkl-Hed.
+K.nukkl-hed is a contributing editor.
+ 
+AN EYE ON THE STRIKE
+  With Hurricane Gilbert dead and gone, outpuffed and petered out, done went
+and skidaddled, there's a new storm brewin in rotten Groton, Connecticut.
+  Electric Joke has filed an "unfair strike" charge against the MTC. (metal
+trades council)
+  Admin says they only gave 29 days notice; MTC claims they gave
+ 
+      /----------------------
+     / this column brought /
+    / to you by Pfizer;   /
+   / germ warfare capital/
+  / of the world!!!     /
+  ---------------------/
+ 
+84. It's a quiet strike; you can drive up or down Eastern Point Road without
+fear of getting your car tipped over.
+  So far.
+  Other unions across the nation have promised to show up and help out when
+the going gets rough. People promising are the Teamsters, the United
+Paperworkers, Entertainment Guild, and Ronald Reagan.
+  Past rallies have been fair to midland considering the weather and stuff.
+Next rally is scheduled for Saturday, October 8. This is apparently going to
+be held at one of the main gates. this seems to be a union that refuses to be
+broken. We'll have to wait and see.
+ 
+---------------------------------
+          FAH-Q'S CORNER >>>>>>>..
+                                . .
+  "I WAS JUST PUTTING litter    .  .  in its place".                  .   .
+  Well, i was driving down the  .    .  road in Groton city and i blew my nose
+littering and said it carried a $500 fine. i said all i was doing was
+following what i learned as a kid. he asked me what i was talking about. i
+said well if i put the kleenex in the garbage can what would it be. he said
+garbage. ok, and if i put the kleenex on the ground what is it. he said
+litter. i said good, i was just putting litter in its place. he laughed so
+hard he let me go.
+ 
+ 
+         ($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
+        ($)NOTAS MUSICAS!!! ($)
+         ($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
+  NO ONE HAS more to say lyrically about our environment than Little Steven.
+Here's a few quips from the guy.
+  "The land is my mother
+   she is worth dying for.
+   I've walked the path of peace
+   but I aint runnin no more.
+ 
+  "THey've got their silver and gold.
+   Money wont be enough.
+   When they try to explain to children
+   Why they've poisoned their own blood
+ 
+  "As long as the 4 winds blow
+   Our spirits remain
+   The 4 winds will never
+   Blow away America's shame.
+ 
+........................
+ .          !!!          .
+  .Little Steven is world .
+   .famous for his solo    .
+    .projects like SunCity  .
+     .and the Amnesty project.
+      .He's also a consultant .
+     . with a National Student
+    . Convention movement.  .
+   . His biggest concerns  .
+  . seem to be Indians, the
+ .environment, and world .  .peace...................
+ 
+WCNI southeastern Connecticut's only real radiostation... unless you count
+Q-1-0-repeat. (W-U-B-boring) Blan, and REM like on your FM dial.
+ 
+ATI, Activist times inc, is a cyber- political newswire coming out about twice
+a week. Specials happen when ever they must.
+  All ATI material is not copyright (c) 1988 so there is no such thing as
+plagiarism as regards this wire.
+  To get a hard copy of ATI now and then, send a SASE to:  Kelley BRO Box 94
+Groton, Ct. 06340
+  Send extra stamps if ya wanna. We can never have too many stamps. Hint,
+hint; nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Say no more...
+ 
+GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS:
+  First the bad news.
+  3 out of 4 people'll get gingevitis.
+  Now the good news. 3 out of 4 wouldve gotten it anyways. Just still another
+product sold based on a created need and fear.
+  When will this poppycock end???
+ 
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+FILM SEIZED IN SOUTH AFRICA
+(PAP) JOHANNESBURG, SA--Police
+Tuesday ordered the seizure
+of video cassette-recordings of
+the anti-apartheid film
+"Cry Freedom", which was banned from
+cinemas two months ago.
+  Police said local distributors had
+inquired about selling the video
+cassettes and that illegal or "pirate"
+copies of the film already were being
+circulated in South Africa. "Cry
+Freedom" tells the story of South
+African activist Steve Biko, who died
+while in police detention in 1977, and
+Donald Woods, a white newspaper editor
+who befriended Biko.
+          -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+Watchin Night Flight. First time I'Ve
+seen that since about 1985. Good
+stuff. They're doin an expose about
+the 60's and how it's about to repeat.
+I was talkin to AH the other day, and
+he was discussing that very phenomenon.
+  "We're repeating the 60's with out
+clothes, our music, our poetry, our
+rallies. How come we cant start
+repeating the political thought too?
+That's why I'm bringing back Steal
+This Book, and Dancing Thru the Ice Age
+If all goes well, I'll bring back
+Woodstock Nation too.
+ 
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+ 
+THRILLERS AND KILLERS cassette book
+                      reviews
+Tom Clancy's THE CARDINAL OF THE
+KREMLIN and Lawrence Sanders' TIMOTHY'S
+GAME could make you late for work if
+you listened while getting ready in the
+morning: The first is a thickly plotted
+fast-paced espionage yarn that pits
+Clancy's CIA hero, Jack Ryan, against
+the KGB; and the second features Wall
+Street private eye Timothy Cone in
+three tales of murder, blackmail and
+other dirty tricks. S&S 14.95.
+ 
+        - - - - - - - - -
+ 
+(APWN)Storrs, CONN--
+We now bring you a transcript from
+Governor Mario Cuomo's roadtrip
+speeches. (he gets out whenever he
+can) we take you to the middle of
+a UConn address where he makes fun of
+Reagan, Yale, Lee Iacocca, etc., and
+he gives us his wish that this year
+we set some kind of vision for
+America. PAP strongly recommends you
+pay the 3/5/9 bucks to see him if
+he's scheduled to speak at your local
+college, RTM, or Bah Mitsvah.
+ 
+"Aids. 1 out of every 700 children
+being born in the city of NY, has
+aids. Born to die.
+  In 6 years they'll be dead. And you
+have to keep em alive until then.
+Who's gonna pay the bills?
+  We're keeping them alive, but we
+have nothing for them at the end of
+the line. We cant afford beds, we
+cant afford the hospitals, we cant
+afford the care; and you talk to me
+about peace and prosperity.
+  You're telling me we are at peace,
+and people are being killed savagely
+in the streets of our own country.
+ By gangs, by drugs; and you say
+we're at peace. Forget about the rest
+of the world. How can you say we're
+at peace here when the jail cells in
+New York, Connecticut, and New Jersey
+and everywhere else are bursting, you
+say we have prosperity.
+  We have more poor than ever before.
+21st century's 12 years away, you can
+reach out and touch it; it's so close.
+21st century's here. The work force of
+the 21st century's gonna be black,
+hispanic, women, and disabled; black,
+hispanic, women, and disabled; black,
+hispanic, women, and disabled. The most
+vulnerable population we have.
+  The drop out rates are fierce. You
+dont care; you're not black; you're not
+hispanic. You didnt drop out. Your
+sister didnt drop out.
+  You better care. That's YOUR
+workforce. If they're not here to work
+in the 21st century, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
+MAKE IT. Because this country will not
+be able to compete with the rest of
+the world.
+  And you know what happens when they
+drop out? A 15 year old girl? Drops
+out in the inner city area? Where does
+she go? She-does-not-go-to-the-convent.
+  She goes to her body. Where does the
+14 year old boy go? he goes to the
+street. He sells crack. He gets in the
+business. He's a lookout for
+cokedealers. He gets 400$ an hour just
+for playing what we used to call in
+the old neighborhood chickie. Just for
+being a lookout. And he winds up in
+jail, and he winds up an addict.
+  And you're telling me, that the
+status quo is good enough??? I CANNOT
+say the economy is strong. I cannot
+accept that. Now look: you dont have
+to have a warden's degree to see
+you're being lied to.
+  It took 200 years to pile up a
+trillion dollar debt. ok? Then we
+had a conservative government for 8
+years. In less than 8 years they add
+another ONE POINT SIX TRILLION DOLLARS
+IN DEBT. They nearly tripled it!!!
+  You're borrowing money from the
+Japanese, the Germans, the rest of the
+world. And every year you pay them
+interest. 155 billion dollars a year in
+interest. You dont have enough money
+for college loans, homeless people,
+aids, research, roads and bridges are
+falling. You "cant afford" health
+insurance. Free college, you cant
+afford it. Spleens, organs, you cant
+afford it. Yet you pay 155 billion
+dollars a year in interest.
+  Is that prosperity? Is that good
+enough for you? Of course not. 155
+billion; and it happened in 7 years.
+  I'd love to see Michael Jackson
+making videos telling the kids to
+not use drugs. The one thing I resent
+the most about our "war on drugs" is
+denying that it is complex.
+  Cuomo then recommended a few good
+books for the college aged "kids" to
+keep up on; and stressed economic
+relations with Japan. He also stressed
+that we need Africa as they are goin
+to be a very powerful 3rd world
+alliance when it comes to econ. He
+all-in-all gave us a vision for our
+country.
+  Let's get out there and form a
+more perfect union. kick ass.
+ 
+-----------------
+:
+:Fah-Q's corner.
+:
+:
+   Due to Fah-Q's fast paced, and
+everso changing lifestyle, FQ'S corner
+will not be here this issue. We're not
+forgetting it. We'll slip it in here
+when he gets his stuff out. And for
+those of you who dont get it, we'll
+surely repeat it for 14!!!
+ 
+  In other news, Ground Zero is here.
+She'll be here for 3 days or so.
+  Her title these days, is Associate
+Editor, and creative consultant.
+That'll change in a matter of minutes.
+And if she gets around to it, she might
+honor us by typing in an excerpt or two
+from "Screw unto Others" or "How to Get
+Anything On Anybody".
+ 
+==== ==== == === === ========= ===
+FOLK TIME AT THE OLD HOMESTEAD !!!
+==== ==== == === === ========= ===
+THIS TRAIN, Inspired by Woodrow Wilson
+Guthrie. (yeah, Arlo's dad). Isn't it
+interesting one of the best democracy
+advocates our country has ever seen was
+editor of the Communist Worker's Party
+Newspaper???
+ 
+:G:   :D7:  :G:  :C7: :G:  :D7:  :G:
+ 
+This train don't carry no fascists,
+This train.
+This train dont carry no fascists, this
+Train.
+This train dont carry no fascists, 2
+All beef patty nigger beatin fascists.
+This train dont carry no fascists.
+This train.
+ 
+This train dont carry no rednecks...
+" "      "  "
+Yellow belly sapsuckin racist rednecks.
+ 
+This train dont take no prisoners...
+Doctors, lawyers, high rollin ministers
+ 
+This train dont mind the wetbacks.
+Statue lookin, freedom seekin.
+ 
+This train is for the average people
+Everybody rides free long as ya let it
+Be.
+ 
+This train is a train of healthcare
+Sick, or ill, terminal, or free pills.
+ 
+This train is a train of freedom...
+It's what we died for, it's what I
+Cried for...
+ 
+C'mon ride for freedom, c'mon...
+None of us are free, less'n all of
+Us are free.
+ 
+This train won't allow apartheid...
+Segregation, degredation...
+ 
+-=-=-=- -=-=-=- -=- -=-=-=- -=-=-=-
+ 
+GRAFFITTI FOUND ON BATHROOM WALL
+"Do 8-balls, not baseballs"
+Shit.
+What're they teachin you in school???
+ 
+=-= =-= =-= =-= =-= === --- =-= =-=
+(special pap stuff)--
+Is "let them eat cake" day coming up?
+I saw Dairy Queen is runnin a promo
+called that. Come to think of it, I
+ d o   remember it being sometime
+around Columbos day. For those of you
+just tuning in, some queen in olde times got snagged. Someone overheard
+her speaking about the poor
+impoverished (redundancy used on
+purpose, because) peasants. when asked
+what she planned regarding her lower
+class; she quoth, "let them eat cake".
+  Colleges often times use this every
+year to get political thought rolling
+by having a bake sale in her name. I
+remember it being fall, Sept/Octoberish
+but I cant put my finger on the exact
+date. Oh well. I'll've to ask someone.
+ 
+WCNI INCW WCNI INCW WCNI INCW WCNI INCW
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+The local radio station was playin
+some serious disco tonite. After about
+11 minutes, (all I could take, really)
+I switched over to the commercial
+stations but found myself back to CNI.
+  It was tolerable I guess. Hey at
+least I hadn't heard the same songs
+"over and over and over". No matter
+how different the stuff is, at least
+it's a refreshing change as opposed
+to the week's top 20 played over and
+over and over. I come from an old metal background.
+  You know,,, Purple, Zeppelin,
+Aerosmith, Cult, Sabbath, etc. This
+new stuff is for the birds. But I'll
+listen to anything once or twice.
+That's the new wave side to me, I
+guess. Opens me for different
+cultures, modes, genres. As long as
+you don't play 8 O'clock's song at
+12 O'clock and then again at 4, only
+to repeat it again at 8.
+  Do that and I tune your station
+out!!!
+ 
+-=-=>BIRD TYPE STUFF<=-=-
+(APWN)-TENN--Danny Quayle was
+telling Chattanooga community
+college that America was
+gonna be on top.
+  "We're going to be the envy of the
+World", said the chap.
+  With his southern accent, I thought
+for sure I heard "end of the world".
+  Had to play it back on my TV a 3rd
+time before I reproved to myself that
+he wasnt assuring armageddon.
+ 
+NO JACK KENNEDY
+  How the hell can a redneck hick
+from Indiana running on a
+conservative ticket that makes
+McCarthy look wimpy even THINK we're
+gonna see him as the next JFK???
+  Adolf hitler, maybe; but JFK???
+  No.
+ 
+(APWN)Philadelphia--ABBIE HOFFMAN ON
+ACTIVISM: The Philly electric company
+is upset with me because I'm not just
+blowin windmills. They know I'm one
+fuck of an organizer. And I'm
+willing to risk everything.
+Everything.
+  That's the mentality you've gotta
+develop. Not who you gonna vote for.
+You've gotta say, how do we get block
+booking now, or how do we get the
+cars together, what points are we
+gonna raise, are we just gonna go
+there to bullshit to argue that
+local organizings more important or
+we need a black woman lesbian
+leader the first time who's against
+a vegitarian cabbage kid supporting
+arms struggle; is that what you're
+gonna do? Stay home.
+  Do I think the press should be
+allowed to say we're at war right
+now? Think about 1 million Indians
+in Guatemala killed or driven out
+of their homes.
+ 
+WELL THAT'S IT FOR ATI 13. THE
+Special 13 colonies issue. Hope you
+liked it. And watch for 14!!! Gonna
+be a douzy. Hmmm. How do you spell
+douzey, anyways??? duze-ey??? Hmmm.
+Hey, mon...
+ 
+
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+ 
+Hello there. And welcome to ATI. the
+next issue. I think 11 or something.
+ 
+Activist Times, Inc., is a
+journalistic causistic, cyberpolitical
+newswire,
+trying to help you all, and us change
+the world radically, in less than 3
+minute incrementss.
+  No, seriously. ATI, mostly a
+newspaper; is on it's 11th issue.
+(were waiting
+for Cygnus to figure out how to get 10
+out of the cage, so you'll have to look
+at this one til that comes out)
+  We got our upstart online on the
+underground bulletin board computer
+systems
+across the continent, and stretching
+out toward Australia, West Germany, and
+England.
+  And now we're available on hardcopy.
+ We will also provide, ATI on cassette
+tape to the hearing impaired.
+ 
+  For more information, write:
+  ATI,
+  c/o Kelley
+  BRO Box 94
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+ 
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+what rhymes with poem???
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+WHERE DO THE PEOPLE GET OFF
+ 
+PEOPLE EVERYWHERE SEE THE THINGS THAT
+ARE COMING.
+LEAVE NOW, JUMP OFF, RUN, DO SOMETHING
+TO SAVE YOURSELF.
+ 
+WHERE DO I GET OFF?
+ 
+ARE WILLING TO POISON GENERATIONS OF
+CHILDREN WHILE INDUSTRY PROFITS AND
+POLLUTES?
+ 
+DO YOU REALIZE:
+1) PFIZER DUMPS 12 POUNDS OF CYANIDE
+INTO THE THAMES RIVER EVERYDAY
+2) PFIZER SUCKS IN 100 MILLION GALLONS
+OF WATER FROMTHE THAMES EVERY DAY TO
+   COOL THE PIPES
+3) PFIZER BURNS BIOLOGICAL WASTE IN 2
+INCINERATORS (THIS MEANS ANIMALS,
+   EXCREMENT, HAY, AND PLASTIC)
+4) PFIZER HAS ANOTHER INCINERATOR TO
+BURN WE DONT KNOW WHAT
+5) EB PLANS TO BUILD A TOXIC WASTE
+INCINERATOR TO BURN 700 TONS OF TOXIC
+   WASTE, 4 DAYS A WEEK; BRINGING IN
+WASTE FROM NY, NJ, AND RI.
+6) PFIZER HAS HAD SEVERAL MAJOR SPILLS
+FROM UNDERGROUND STORAGE TANKS IN THE
+   LAST 14 MONTHS.
+7) ENVIRNOMENTAL LAWS ARE BADLY OUT OF
+DATE, AND THE EPA, AND DEP ARE
+   SERIOUSLY UNDERSTAFFED.
+ 
+PUBLIC AWARENESS RALLY; FORT GRISWOLD,
+GROTON, CT. PARKING AT WASHINGTON PARK.
+SEPT 24 (SATURDAY) AT 10AM. RAIN
+LOCATION, FITCH SENIOR HIGH SCHOOL.
+GUEST SPEAKERS, RALLIES, ETC.
+ 
+FOR SALE
+The Anarchist Cookbook
+by William Powell
+22.95
+Survival Books
+11106 Magnolia Blvd.
+Hollywood, CA 91601
+ 
+PHUN IN RICH RURAL TOWNS
+by the Prime Anarchist
+ Buy a paper from an honorbox and put
+all the others on top or next to the
+box with a rock on em.
+ Move the yellow "police line do not
+cross" ribbons to cordone off streets
+or busy walkways.
+ Swap the streetsigns.
+ Move for sale signs to other houses.
+ Grocery stores have cards where you
+can put up free ads. Advertise
+something outrageously cool like a $30
+snowblower for someone.
+ Use a truck to steal all the garbage
+cans and put them all in storage
+somewhere. Then put an ad in the
+paper: garbage cans for sale: real
+cheep.
+ Take orange construction cones and
+make detours. The one that works best
+for us was this: block off 4 4way
+intersections so they all have to
+detour to the right, and go in a
+complete circle. When the circle fills
+up traffic will be at a standstill til
+a policeman can show up and figure
+things out.
+ Put signs on convenience store doors
+"Back in 5 minutes".
+ Get out a plumbing wrench and open
+all the fire hydrants.
+ Advertise garage sales for people.
+ Find out a professor's name at a
+local community college and call in
+sick for him pretending you're his
+wife or roomate.
+ Call Mary Kay cosmetics, or Avon, or
+a hearing clinic as someone and
+arrange a free makeover/eartest in
+"your" home.
+  -pap-
+ 
+ATI, changing the way people read for
+over 2 years.
+ATI, a freedom of freedom paper.
+ATI, a way of life
+ATI, more than just a newspaper, it's
+the rag read round the world.
+ 
+Activist Times Inc, is produced by the
+Prime Anarchist, and Fah-Q with a
+little
+help from EE the Minuteman, Jaze,
+Ground Zero, Beth, Pizza, and the
+usual cast
+of abnormals. We are always looking
+for contributing editors, by the way.
+Just
+drop us a line at BRO Box 94.
+ 
+TO THE EDITORS:
+  Why is Manuel Noriega trading drugs
+to Bush for guns?
+  JS (512)
+ 
+HEY EDITORS:
+  Could you tell the guys at Playboy
+that I think Peter Moore's compilation
+of
+the Reagan Years, the Jelly-Bean
+Presidency was phenomnal. Just when we
+were
+wondering how to sum up eight years of
+"bumbling ineptitude", Moore puts it
+all
+together in a few pages.
+  Walt Ingram (303)
+ 
+YO, WORD:
+  I'll tell you were George was:
+  October, 1980: Iran/France.
+Solidifying a deal with Khomeini that
+was far
+more enticing than Carter could
+morally justify.
+  Why were we stupid enough to believe
+that Reagan "will not negotiate with
+terrorists" when he cut the largest
+deal we will ever see, (and are still
+seeing) before he was even mandated...
+ I mean elected.
+  Why were we stupid enough to believe
+that Reagan was not going to raise
+taxes? It's ovious he raised taxes. If
+you didnt notice a tax increase; the
+last 6 years, you are either too
+filthy rich to care, or too dirt poor
+to be
+squeezed any drier.
+  Now, I'm not cutting George for
+doing exactly as he was told. I
+certainly
+would have if you paid me enough.
+  I'm saying dont kick yourself 7
+years from now for having believed a
+garden-
+path speech. Look at the truths. Dont
+let go. No matter who gets in your
+taxes
+are going to HAVE to increase to fund
+all this growth we are seeing.
+  No matter how they gloss it over,
+the democratic administraton is going
+to
+force military duty on your post-teen
+children.
+  And no matter how well Bush keeps
+the ball rolling; this growth is only
+putting off the inevitable: a mounting
+world depression.
+  This November, I will be voting on
+local issues only. I plan to pull the
+Mickey Mouse/Donald Duck lever on the
+national front.
+  I wont tolerate being lied to.
+  Then again, I had it coming when I
+asked for a clown-white, two step
+dancin
+fool to lead my nation.
+  PA (203)
+ 
+  "...Making their future designing
+computers, not selling cocaine"
+Dukakis to the Baptist ministers
+convention 9-9-88.
+ 
+  "International sanctions against
+south Africa. In just 60 days".
+a promise. Michael Dukakis. same date
+ 
+Overheard at a yip convention; of a
+cybernaut:
+  "Tight? He's so tight with codes he
+can squeeze two calling cards together
+and get a PBX."
+ 
+A new patient was quite upset when the
+doctors nurse led him to a curtained
+cubicle and told him to undress.
+  "But I only want my ingrown toenail
+looked at," he protested.
+  "Our rule is that everyone
+undresses, the nurse answered.
+  "Stupid rule," grumbled the patient,
+"making me undress to look at just my
+toe..."
+  "That's nothing," came a voice from
+the next cubicle over, "I just came in
+here to install another telephone."
+ 
+ 
+LABEL SPOTTED ON A TELEPHONE Please do
+not use this telephone unless your call
+is of an emergency nature.  For more
+information write: committee for a ten
+cent phone call- BRO Box 94, Groton,
+Ct. 06340.
+ 
+Watchin Night Flight. First time I've
+seen that snce about 1985. Good stuff.
+They're doin an expose about the
+1960's and how it's about to repeat.
+I was
+talkin to AH the other day, and he was
+discussing that very phenomenon.
+  "We're repeating the 60's with our
+clothes, our music, our poetry, our
+rallies. How come we can't start
+repeating the political thought too?
+That's
+why I'm bringing back Steal This Book,
+and Dancin In the Ice Age If all goes
+well, I'll bring back Woodstock Nation
+too.
+ 
+For Sale:
+Steal this Book
+Steal this Urine Test
+Square Dancin in the Ice Age.
+Write:
+Contemporary Classics
+PO Box 15
+Worcester, MA 01613
+ 
+ 
+Well, that's it for this issue of ATI,
+the newspaper that makes everyone
+xmodem. Watch for the next special.
+Our special Colombus Day issue; and
+after
+that might be a special football issue.
+ 
+ 
+ 
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+                  vol. 2                      issue 12
+                       went to press, 23rd sept.
+                           t-philed, 10-3-88
+ 
+SPECIAL ENVIRONMENTAL ISSUE 23 Sept 1988 With an eye on trashy type stuff.
+ 
+ 
+             **************
+            ** disclaimer **
+             ************** This issue was made "B-4" 10, and 11.
+ 
+So, here it is. another pfine pap production.
+ 
+Saturday afternoon, an attack on Pfizer and General Dynamics will begin.
+We're not gonna key in on those two, you can go to the function if you wanna
+know more about THEIR enviro- problems. (Fort Griswold Park, Sat., Sept 24,
+10am) We're gonna try tackling some of the less obvious companies in our
+locale here.
+  First, a very short word on Pfizer.  The only major company left in South-
+eastern Connecticut that hasn't pulled out of South Africa.
+  Next a quick word on GD.
+  ATI recently did a special survey of the Electric Joke shityard grounds for
+ARDIS (John Stockwell's group) and Del- Aware (Abbie Hoffman's band of weary
+travelers) to see if EB could do any sneaky shit under the FEMA project. We
+concluded that it would be too hard to convert any buildings from their
+current purpose over to concentration camps for the blacks and dissidents as
+per Louis Guiffrida's "California Paper".
+  2 days after the document hit the post office, General Dynamics announced
+the go-ahead for a large toxic waste incinerator.
+  Now what could a conservative state do with a row of large stoves??? At any
+rate, we all know that EB and Pfizer are naughty. Let's list a few other local
+bad boys.
+ 
+ 
+1)Mystic Color Lab     1)silver 2 EB                   2 toxic waste 3
+pfizer               3 t. w.  4)Dow                  4)latex sux!!!
+5)Hess                 5)Waste oil 6)Soneco               6)can you say
+                         cyanide.?.  7)Millstone            7)lubricants
+                         ind. waste.  8)Naval base           8)old diesel
+9)Ming Garden          9)grease traps 0)Evans Shell          0)waste oil in
+                         sewers.
+ 
+..   ...   ...
+ 
+where's doug???
+ 
+..   ...   ...
+ 
+Mystic Color Lab got nailed last month for dumping excess quantities of silver
+into the river. They were supposed to undergo weekly monitoring; but lo and
+behold!!! They've suddenly cut back enormously.
+  Is this real?
+  The silver that's being dumped is what's left after 3 attempts to
+electronically pan out each silver molecule. What's left cannot be gotten.
+The silver (alone or joined) is VERY dangerous to plant life in and out of the
+rivers. To meet standards, MCL has attached a 3rd chemical making it LOOK like
+they've cleaned up their act.
+  Bullshit.
+  MCL is still damaging us.
+ 
+  As we said, EB is doing mega toxic waste. EB is also responsible for a large
+portion of our nation's acid rain problems.
+  So is Pfizer. Some suggest AIDS got its genesis at an African branch of
+Pfizer Corp.
+  A word on DOW: ever get really sick from lighting a styrofoam cup on fire?
+One cup? Dow, burns about 1000 cups worth of styrofoam a day.
+  Hess? Waste oil is no fun. This stuff shows up in the Thames river now and
+then. Fish dont like waste oil. You know things are bad when you open up a can
+of tuna (in its own oils) and you see a tiny little barge floating around
+trying to make a delivery and it asks you where the dock is between Pfizer and
+EB.
+  Soneco burns all their boxes instead of trucking them out to New Jersey. Too
+expensive. These boxes are chemically treated so they're strong enough to hold
+harsh stuff.
+  Millstone is responsible for a LOT of industrial waste. It's not just for
+radiation any more. hehehe. You'll see a lot of lubricants and shaved up
+metals floating around in Waterford's waters.
+  The Naval base stored up diesel fuel for the past 40 years. They simply ran
+out of room on the lower base. So, now they burn up about 3 drums a day. 35
+year old diesel fuel has a distinctive odor. Much like raw bat-shit.
+  Ming Garden. Why did MG make our hit- list? Don't panic. It's not for their
+way of handling the excess kitten population; although rumors fly. Ming Garden
+their greasetraps right down into the ground at the end of each night.  Ever
+wonder where crabgrass comes from?
+  Evans Shell. Again; another purely arbitrary assignment. This guy's gonna
+have to take the heat for ALL the service stations that clean engines right
+over a sewer grate. Also going into these sewer grates are any leftover,
+useless, (and very potent) oils and assorted solvents.
+  There you have it. Put that in your pipe and smoke it. Apple core; say no
+more.
+ 
+........................ .a nonpaid advertisement. (hey. we're
+........................ havin trouble
+                          collectin our debts just like the rest of em!!!)
+  The all new FNORD TORMENT.
+  100% stainless steel tires that whir at 30 MPH; and scream really high at
+60.
+  FNORD TORMENT has 20 foot tunable hydraulic shocks for slipping over VW's in
+heavy traffic.
+  The TORMENT has a LARGE hood scoop that eats mosquitos, gnats, and medium
+sized birds and water foul; converting them to fuel.
+  A 32 character LED panel in the window is for typing in obscenities at
+tailgators, and would-be tailgators. Also serves as a written warning in
+advance of Super-illuso-brakes.
+  Toggle break lights are there for when you dont want to actually use your
+breaks; but you want to get someone off your ass while still maintaining an
+accelleration.
+  For those not shaken up by FNORD TORMENT's fake brakelights; uzi-lookin
+things pup up out the tailfins. And for unbelievers: fullsized ammo.
+  For people who wont turn off their highbeams, a megawatt Amtrak Halogen
+light on the front. Part # w.att.1k; commonly referred to as the "DEATH RAY".
+  New TORMENT D-Day style launch pad allows marbles and glass tacks to roll
+out back from the underside of the FNORD TORMENT.
+  12" woofers and 5" piezos with a drop-in overhead microphone, are stock with
+this FNORD for announcing things like, "get the fuck outa the way", or "sunday
+driver".
+  Special option can be ordered for this FNORD model: a wireless helmet with a
+built in condenser mic and infra red goggles for night driving when you just
+dont feel like turning on your lights.
+  Drunk drivers got you down? Someone weaving in and out, taking away your
+concentration? Maybe endangering your life? Turn on the special glowlights
+that whisper a shimmering flow from one side of the FNORD to the other making
+his world spin sideways. The drunk will lose all judgement and go wail an
+embankment or guardrail all by himself.
+  Th TORMENT is an electronically fuel injected turbo-charged all terrain
+  As hightech as this vehicle is; The FNORD TORMENT'S alarm system is still a
+female pit bull terrier.
+   -kh- that was a something on the lighter side from Kevin Nukkl-Hed.
+K.nukkl-hed is a contributing editor.
+ 
+AN EYE ON THE STRIKE
+  With Hurricane Gilbert dead and gone, outpuffed and petered out, done went
+and skidaddled, there's a new storm brewin in rotten Groton, Connecticut.
+  Electric Joke has filed an "unfair strike" charge against the MTC. (metal
+trades council)
+  Admin says they only gave 29 days notice; MTC claims they gave
+ 
+      /----------------------
+     / this column brought /
+    / to you by Pfizer;   /
+   / germ warfare capital/
+  / of the world!!!     /
+  ---------------------/
+ 
+84. It's a quiet strike; you can drive up or down Eastern Point Road without
+fear of getting your car tipped over.
+  So far.
+  Other unions across the nation have promised to show up and help out when
+the going gets rough. People promising are the Teamsters, the United
+Paperworkers, Entertainment Guild, and Ronald Reagan.
+  Past rallies have been fair to midland considering the weather and stuff.
+Next rally is scheduled for Saturday, October 8. This is apparently going to
+be held at one of the main gates. this seems to be a union that refuses to be
+broken. We'll have to wait and see.
+ 
+---------------------------------
+          FAH-Q'S CORNER >>>>>>>..
+                                . .
+  "I WAS JUST PUTTING litter    .  .  in its place".                  .   .
+  Well, i was driving down the  .    .  road in Groton city and i blew my nose
+littering and said it carried a $500 fine. i said all i was doing was
+following what i learned as a kid. he asked me what i was talking about. i
+said well if i put the kleenex in the garbage can what would it be. he said
+garbage. ok, and if i put the kleenex on the ground what is it. he said
+litter. i said good, i was just putting litter in its place. he laughed so
+hard he let me go.
+ 
+ 
+         ($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
+        ($)NOTAS MUSICAS!!! ($)
+         ($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
+  NO ONE HAS more to say lyrically about our environment than Little Steven.
+Here's a few quips from the guy.
+  "The land is my mother
+   she is worth dying for.
+   I've walked the path of peace
+   but I aint runnin no more.
+ 
+  "THey've got their silver and gold.
+   Money wont be enough.
+   When they try to explain to children
+   Why they've poisoned their own blood
+ 
+  "As long as the 4 winds blow
+   Our spirits remain
+   The 4 winds will never
+   Blow away America's shame.
+ 
+........................
+ .          !!!          .
+  .Little Steven is world .
+   .famous for his solo    .
+    .projects like SunCity  .
+     .and the Amnesty project.
+      .He's also a consultant .
+     . with a National Student
+    . Convention movement.  .
+   . His biggest concerns  .
+  . seem to be Indians, the
+ .environment, and world .  .peace...................
+ 
+WCNI southeastern Connecticut's only real radiostation... unless you count
+Q-1-0-repeat. (W-U-B-boring) Blan, and REM like on your FM dial.
+ 
+ATI, Activist times inc, is a cyber- political newswire coming out about twice
+a week. Specials happen when ever they must.
+  All ATI material is not copyright (c) 1988 so there is no such thing as
+plagiarism as regards this wire.
+  To get a hard copy of ATI now and then, send a SASE to:  Kelley BRO Box 94
+Groton, Ct. 06340
+  Send extra stamps if ya wanna. We can never have too many stamps. Hint,
+hint; nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Say no more...
+ 
+GOOD NEWS BAD NEWS:
+  First the bad news.
+  3 out of 4 people'll get gingevitis.
+  Now the good news. 3 out of 4 wouldve gotten it anyways. Just still another
+product sold based on a created need and fear.
+  When will this poppycock end???
+ 
+ATi is published by PAP prime
+                   ///   anarchist
+                        productions ATi got its upstart online as a monthly
+e-newsletter at the underground bbs's in NEw York, and Rhode Island. Things
+moved toward a weekly, and hard copy was always in the works. Again, to get a
+HARD COPY:  Send a SASE to:  Kelley BRO Box 94 Groton, Ct 06340 Contributing
+editors:  Prime Anarchist (215) Fah-Q  (203) Aron Kay  (718) Ground Zero (201)
+Repro   (800) Fission   (206) Highwayman (703)
+ 
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+"IN ORDER TO FORM A MORE PERFECT UNION.
+              How bold"
+                 -Mario Cuomo. 10-5-88
+                   *******
+                  *Special*
+                 *Thirteen *
+                 * Colonies*
+                  * Issue *
+                   *******
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+ 
+==========================
+THE  13  BBS  COMMANDMENTS
+     by the Unknown Author
+==========================
+1.  Thou shall love thy BBS with all thy heart and all thy bytes.
+2.  Thou shalt remember thy name and password.
+3.  Thou shalt not POST IN ALL CAPS!
+4.  Thou shalt only call a BBS two times a day.
+5.  Honor thy SysOp.
+6.  Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's password, nor his or her
+    real name, computer, software, nor any other thing belonging to
+    him or her.
+7.  Thou shalt use the English language properly.
+8. Thou shalt help other users.
+9. Thou shalt not occupy thy BBS with thine arguments, for
+    Verily, I say unto thee that thou shalt maketh a fool of
+    thyself.
+10. Woe be unto the user who attempt to crash thy BBS, for he or
+    she shalt be cast out from the sanctuary of thy hobby and
+    must repent by doing 40 days and 40 nights of penance of
+    voice-only communications.
+11. Thou shalt confine thy messages to those of friendship,
+    requests for assistance, ai$ ^F!Jr+HKY%
+J1)&  advancement of thy hobby; and thou art obligated to repel any
+    who wouldst transgress upon those commandments.
+12. Thou shalt log on properly and in accordance with the SysOp's
+    rules.
+13. Thou shalt observe BBS time limits.
+14. Thou shalt not upload "worm" programs.
+15. Thou shalt not ask stupid questions that are already fully
+    explained in the BBS instructions.
++++Many thanks  +
++   to the     +
++Unknown Author+
+++++++++++++++++
+ 
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+FILM SEIZED IN SOUTH AFRICA
+(PAP) JOHANNESBURG, SA--Police
+Tuesday ordered the seizure
+of video cassette-recordings of
+the anti-apartheid film
+"Cry Freedom", which was banned from
+cinemas two months ago.
+  Police said local distributors had
+inquired about selling the video
+cassettes and that illegal or "pirate"
+copies of the film already were being
+circulated in South Africa. "Cry
+Freedom" tells the story of South
+African activist Steve Biko, who died
+while in police detention in 1977, and
+Donald Woods, a white newspaper editor
+who befriended Biko.
+          -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+Watchin Night Flight. First time I'Ve
+seen that since about 1985. Good
+stuff. They're doin an expose about
+the 60's and how it's about to repeat.
+I was talkin to AH the other day, and
+he was discussing that very phenomenon.
+  "We're repeating the 60's with out
+clothes, our music, our poetry, our
+rallies. How come we cant start
+repeating the political thought too?
+That's why I'm bringing back Steal
+This Book, and Dancing Thru the Ice Age
+If all goes well, I'll bring back
+Woodstock Nation too.
+ 
+     ***Steal This Postcard***
+  CONTEMPORY CLASSICS
+  PO Box 15
+  Worcester, MA 01613
+Steal this Book.
+Steal This Urine Test.
+Square Dancing In the Ice Age.
+write, or call 617-753-5418 for
+prices &/or more info.
+        =-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+ 
+THRILLERS AND KILLERS cassette book
+                      reviews
+Tom Clancy's THE CARDINAL OF THE
+KREMLIN and Lawrence Sanders' TIMOTHY'S
+GAME could make you late for work if
+you listened while getting ready in the
+morning: The first is a thickly plotted
+fast-paced espionage yarn that pits
+Clancy's CIA hero, Jack Ryan, against
+the KGB; and the second features Wall
+Street private eye Timothy Cone in
+three tales of murder, blackmail and
+other dirty tricks. S&S 14.95.
+ 
+        - - - - - - - - -
+ 
+(APWN)Storrs, CONN--
+We now bring you a transcript from
+Governor Mario Cuomo's roadtrip
+speeches. (he gets out whenever he
+can) we take you to the middle of
+a UConn address where he makes fun of
+Reagan, Yale, Lee Iacocca, etc., and
+he gives us his wish that this year
+we set some kind of vision for
+America. PAP strongly recommends you
+pay the 3/5/9 bucks to see him if
+he's scheduled to speak at your local
+college, RTM, or Bah Mitsvah.
+ 
+"Aids. 1 out of every 700 children
+being born in the city of NY, has
+aids. Born to die.
+  In 6 years they'll be dead. And you
+have to keep em alive until then.
+Who's gonna pay the bills?
+  We're keeping them alive, but we
+have nothing for them at the end of
+the line. We cant afford beds, we
+cant afford the hospitals, we cant
+afford the care; and you talk to me
+about peace and prosperity.
+  You're telling me we are at peace,
+and people are being killed savagely
+in the streets of our own country.
+ By gangs, by drugs; and you say
+we're at peace. Forget about the rest
+of the world. How can you say we're
+at peace here when the jail cells in
+New York, Connecticut, and New Jersey
+and everywhere else are bursting, you
+say we have prosperity.
+  We have more poor than ever before.
+21st century's 12 years away, you can
+reach out and touch it; it's so close.
+21st century's here. The work force of
+the 21st century's gonna be black,
+hispanic, women, and disabled; black,
+hispanic, women, and disabled; black,
+hispanic, women, and disabled. The most
+vulnerable population we have.
+  The drop out rates are fierce. You
+dont care; you're not black; you're not
+hispanic. You didnt drop out. Your
+sister didnt drop out.
+  You better care. That's YOUR
+workforce. If they're not here to work
+in the 21st century, YOU'RE NOT GONNA
+MAKE IT. Because this country will not
+be able to compete with the rest of
+the world.
+  And you know what happens when they
+drop out? A 15 year old girl? Drops
+out in the inner city area? Where does
+she go? She-does-not-go-to-the-convent.
+  She goes to her body. Where does the
+14 year old boy go? he goes to the
+street. He sells crack. He gets in the
+business. He's a lookout for
+cokedealers. He gets 400$ an hour just
+for playing what we used to call in
+the old neighborhood chickie. Just for
+being a lookout. And he winds up in
+jail, and he winds up an addict.
+  And you're telling me, that the
+status quo is good enough??? I CANNOT
+say the economy is strong. I cannot
+accept that. Now look: you dont have
+to have a warden's degree to see
+you're being lied to.
+  It took 200 years to pile up a
+trillion dollar debt. ok? Then we
+had a conservative government for 8
+years. In less than 8 years they add
+another ONE POINT SIX TRILLION DOLLARS
+IN DEBT. They nearly tripled it!!!
+  You're borrowing money from the
+Japanese, the Germans, the rest of the
+world. And every year you pay them
+interest. 155 billion dollars a year in
+interest. You dont have enough money
+for college loans, homeless people,
+aids, research, roads and bridges are
+falling. You "cant afford" health
+insurance. Free college, you cant
+afford it. Spleens, organs, you cant
+afford it. Yet you pay 155 billion
+dollars a year in interest.
+  Is that prosperity? Is that good
+enough for you? Of course not. 155
+billion; and it happened in 7 years.
+  I'd love to see Michael Jackson
+making videos telling the kids to
+not use drugs. The one thing I resent
+the most about our "war on drugs" is
+denying that it is complex.
+  Cuomo then recommended a few good
+books for the college aged "kids" to
+keep up on; and stressed economic
+relations with Japan. He also stressed
+that we need Africa as they are goin
+to be a very powerful 3rd world
+alliance when it comes to econ. He
+all-in-all gave us a vision for our
+country.
+  Let's get out there and form a
+more perfect union. kick ass.
+ 
+-----------------
+:
+:Fah-Q's corner.
+:
+:
+   Due to Fah-Q's fast paced, and
+everso changing lifestyle, FQ'S corner
+will not be here this issue. We're not
+forgetting it. We'll slip it in here
+when he gets his stuff out. And for
+those of you who dont get it, we'll
+surely repeat it for 14!!!
+ 
+  In other news, Ground Zero is here.
+She'll be here for 3 days or so.
+  Her title these days, is Associate
+Editor, and creative consultant.
+That'll change in a matter of minutes.
+And if she gets around to it, she might
+honor us by typing in an excerpt or two
+from "Screw unto Others" or "How to Get
+Anything On Anybody".
+ 
+==== ==== == === === ========= ===
+FOLK TIME AT THE OLD HOMESTEAD !!!
+==== ==== == === === ========= ===
+THIS TRAIN, Inspired by Woodrow Wilson
+Guthrie. (yeah, Arlo's dad). Isn't it
+interesting one of the best democracy
+advocates our country has ever seen was
+editor of the Communist Worker's Party
+Newspaper???
+ 
+:G:   :D7:  :G:  :C7: :G:  :D7:  :G:
+ 
+This train don't carry no fascists,
+This train.
+This train dont carry no fascists, this
+Train.
+This train dont carry no fascists, 2
+All beef patty nigger beatin fascists.
+This train dont carry no fascists.
+This train.
+ 
+This train dont carry no rednecks...
+" "      "  "
+Yellow belly sapsuckin racist rednecks.
+ 
+This train dont take no prisoners...
+Doctors, lawyers, high rollin ministers
+ 
+This train dont mind the wetbacks.
+Statue lookin, freedom seekin.
+ 
+This train is for the average people
+Everybody rides free long as ya let it
+Be.
+ 
+This train is a train of healthcare
+Sick, or ill, terminal, or free pills.
+ 
+This train is a train of freedom...
+It's what we died for, it's what I
+Cried for...
+ 
+C'mon ride for freedom, c'mon...
+None of us are free, less'n all of
+Us are free.
+ 
+This train won't allow apartheid...
+Segregation, degredation...
+ 
+-=-=-=- -=-=-=- -=- -=-=-=- -=-=-=-
+ 
+GRAFFITTI FOUND ON BATHROOM WALL
+"Do 8-balls, not baseballs"
+Shit.
+What're they teachin you in school???
+ 
+=-= =-= =-= =-= =-= === --- =-= =-=
+(special pap stuff)--
+Is "let them eat cake" day coming up?
+I saw Dairy Queen is runnin a promo
+called that. Come to think of it, I
+ d o   remember it being sometime
+around Columbos day. For those of you
+just tuning in, some queen in olde times got snagged. Someone overheard
+her speaking about the poor
+impoverished (redundancy used on
+purpose, because) peasants. when asked
+what she planned regarding her lower
+class; she quoth, "let them eat cake".
+  Colleges often times use this every
+year to get political thought rolling
+by having a bake sale in her name. I
+remember it being fall, Sept/Octoberish
+but I cant put my finger on the exact
+date. Oh well. I'll've to ask someone.
+ 
+WCNI INCW WCNI INCW WCNI INCW WCNI INCW
+RADIOWATCH!!! a  p a p
+                / / / exclusive
+The local radio station was playin
+some serious disco tonite. After about
+11 minutes, (all I could take, really)
+I switched over to the commercial
+stations but found myself back to CNI.
+  It was tolerable I guess. Hey at
+least I hadn't heard the same songs
+"over and over and over". No matter
+how different the stuff is, at least
+it's a refreshing change as opposed
+to the week's top 20 played over and
+over and over. I come from an old metal background.
+  You know,,, Purple, Zeppelin,
+Aerosmith, Cult, Sabbath, etc. This
+new stuff is for the birds. But I'll
+listen to anything once or twice.
+That's the new wave side to me, I
+guess. Opens me for different
+cultures, modes, genres. As long as
+you don't play 8 O'clock's song at
+12 O'clock and then again at 4, only
+to repeat it again at 8.
+  Do that and I tune your station
+out!!!
+ 
+-=-=>BIRD TYPE STUFF<=-=-
+(APWN)-TENN--Danny Quayle was
+telling Chattanooga community
+college that America was
+gonna be on top.
+  "We're going to be the envy of the
+World", said the chap.
+  With his southern accent, I thought
+for sure I heard "end of the world".
+  Had to play it back on my TV a 3rd
+time before I reproved to myself that
+he wasnt assuring armageddon.
+ 
+NO JACK KENNEDY
+  How the hell can a redneck hick
+from Indiana running on a
+conservative ticket that makes
+McCarthy look wimpy even THINK we're
+gonna see him as the next JFK???
+  Adolf hitler, maybe; but JFK???
+  No.
+ 
+(APWN)Philadelphia--ABBIE HOFFMAN ON
+ACTIVISM: The Philly electric company
+is upset with me because I'm not just
+blowin windmills. They know I'm one
+fuck of an organizer. And I'm
+willing to risk everything.
+Everything.
+  That's the mentality you've gotta
+develop. Not who you gonna vote for.
+You've gotta say, how do we get block
+booking now, or how do we get the
+cars together, what points are we
+gonna raise, are we just gonna go
+there to bullshit to argue that
+local organizings more important or
+we need a black woman lesbian
+leader the first time who's against
+a vegitarian cabbage kid supporting
+arms struggle; is that what you're
+gonna do? Stay home.
+  Do I think the press should be
+allowed to say we're at war right
+now? Think about 1 million Indians
+in Guatemala killed or driven out
+of their homes.
+ 
+WELL THAT'S IT FOR ATI 13. THE
+Special 13 colonies issue. Hope you
+liked it. And watch for 14!!! Gonna
+be a douzy. Hmmm. How do you spell
+douzey, anyways??? duze-ey??? Hmmm.
+Hey, mon...
+ 
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+Hello there. And welcome to the New and Improved ATI.
+                        10-13-88
+ Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a journalistic, causistic, cyberpolitical
+organization, trying to help you all, and us change the world radically, in
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+a little help from Ground Zero, The Minuteman and Tales Gallery.  Cygnus is
+creative consultant as per usual.  We are always looking for contributing
+editors, by the way. Just drop us a line at the listed address.
+ 
+PAP, prime anarchist productions, numbers run, for this morning, 3:30 am. 1988
+ 
+516-922-wine dial a dirty joke.
+516-751-2600 2600 magazine
+516-234-9914 New York newsline
+800-ana-rchy artrock t-shirts and posters.
+800-222-talk talking yellow pages
+800-526-3366 jam demo hotline
+800-692-8766 watson voice demo
+800-759-talk skytalk
+800-877-4700 sprint weatherline
+S800-344-4000 wallstreet newsline
+201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
+202-456-1414 Reagan's desk.
+202-483-5500 NORML
+202-363-1569 bork's desk.
+203-771-4920 snetco newsline
+S203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline
+203-447-4600 vmb
+212-614-6464 center for constitutional rights
+213-621-4141 southern ca newsline
+303-443-7250 paladin press
+312-368-8000 chicago bell newsline
+313-223-7223 michigan bell newsline
+412-633-3333 pennsylvania newsline
+414-678-3511 wisconsin bell news
+415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine
+518-471-2272 New York Bell info
+619-375-1234 time and temp
+714-835-5111 orange county newsline
+717-225-5555 Pennsylvania newsline
+718-pan-ties p-o-t-m club
+718-435-1199 new york newsline
+                 :      /
+                 :     /
+                 :    /WELL I SEE that
+                 :   /EB will be coming
+                 :  /off strike soon.
+FAH-Q'S CORNER   : /What can that mean
+------------------/to the employers in
+the area?
+ 
+  Well 14 that I talked to over the last week told me that 44% of their part
+time and 28% of their full time employees are EB strikers and that most of the
+plan to go back to work at EB when the strike is over. That could mean that
+there will be a lot of jobs open to the unemployed come next month, but on the
+other side, some of the employers I talked to told me that they opened those
+jobs to the strikers because they remember the last long strike and felt that
+longer exist when the strike is over. Two of the local taxi companies have
+almost all EB strikers as their employees. Now, some of them plan on staying o
+as cab drivers because the income can be good (500-700 a week) Most will retur
+to work because though the potentials there in the cab for good money is not
+always the case. There are bad weeks and good weeks and no benefits. So if you
+have a family to support there is a choice between making maybe 500 a week and
+a paycheck at the end of the week. You decide. When this strike is over I
+expect to see a few unhappy employers in the area for a while and if you are
+looking for a job there are certainly gunna be a lot of them out there. We at
+ATI, we're all for the strike, and now  / that it's all over we would like  /
+to see the families/ get back on their / feet.
+  Thank you. :   /
+             :  /WELL, ELECTION TIME IS
+             : /almost on us again and
+             :/who do you vote for?
+--------------Also who will vote. If
+you dont vote you better keep your mouth shut when it comes to the
+president because if you dont like him you COULD HAVE voted against him.
+  Now that I have that out of the way let me give you a few of my thoughts
+about the US election process. We elect an official to office by voting.  Well
+if everyond doesnt go out to vote the process wont work right. I mean if there
+are 3 million people and only 1 million vote doest that reflect what the publi
+as a whole thinks??? (on a united nations poll of 45 "democracies" based solel
+on voter turn out, the US ranked 45th) No. The poor and unemployed dont like t
+get out and vote because, "man I've been poor this long what makes you think
+voting will change anything". Well It could change a lot if all the unemployed
+and poor voted. Taxes. Well I dont care who gets in to office and on what
+promise he got there on. He will have to raise taxes to make the budget meet.
+You want more money for the roads, schools, police, and other things. Well
+where do you think that moolah comes from? The government doesnt pull it off
+the trees. And any candidate that tells you that he can run this country
+without raising any taxes is a fuckin lier and should get out of the race now
+because he lives in a dream world./
+   -Fah-Q-   :  /
+             : /
+-------------:/
+ 
+(APWN)Sprint-Thursday nite, Doc Telecom formerly known as Laser, was pretty
+much busted by Sprint.  Telecom was selling his computer to someone when there
+was a knock on his door. Telecom's brother answered the door; Daniel M. Loredo
+manager Kansas City, and R. E. "Sandy" Sandquist, manager Denver.
+  After the warrant schitt out of the way, they came in and looked thru all
+of Telecom's stuff.
+  Upon seeing a disk labeled "Phrack 18, Phrack 19, FH.Exe" Loredo said it was
+incriminating. Telecom argued it was nothing more than text files.  The Sprint
+reps then looked thru Telecom's weekly notes finding CBI accounts, trw
+accounts,
+and a citibank. But no calling cards. They wanted sprint codes, according to
+Telecom.
+  "They can just suck," said Telecom, "my long dong silver here."
+  Telecom says he was supposed to download sixty-five thousand (65,000)
+sprint FON cards the other nite.
+  "hehehe. Well at least I knew there were a lot. It would take 30 megs of
+my drive."
+  Sprint reps said they have his number and he was on their system for 19 or
+so hours.
+  "Just think," said Telecom. "This same shit happened last year. Remember
+  A local Telecommunications enthusiast named Cygnus says this pattern has
+been going on for more than 5 years now. Every year, around October,
+security people start making charges and they dont let up til around
+Christmas time. Almost as if they have to reach their quotas.
+  "This is not good news," said Cygnus.
+     -mf-
+ 
+(APWN)Washingtoon- The president convinces us that we are standing tall and
+looking good when actually we are sitting down, overweight, drinking beer, and
+eating pizza.
+  This formula is not exactly what Tom Jefferson had in mind. He said,
+"enlighten the prople generally and Tyranny and oppressions of body and mind
+will vanish like evil spirits at the dawn of day". -prime-
+ 
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+ 
+ITT's Newsletter to customers has interesting information: One page of the
+newsletter cheerfully tells ITT customers in the state of California that
+beginning October 1, their intra- state rates will decrease by an average of 1
+percent.  Then, the next page of the newsletter announces that the California
+Public Utilities Commission instituted a surcharge on intrastate telephone
+calls in California to fund deaf and disabled communications programs, to be
+effective on, you guessed it, October 1st.  And, the newsletter adds, the
+surcharge is being "passed along".
+ 
+This is reminiscent of an interesting incident last year regarding California
+intrastate surcharges and AT&T's long distance rates.  In an incident last
+year, an AT&T intracompany memo stated that although they recently lowered
+them that their intrastate rates were too low and they had to raise them.  So,
+they agreed to AT&T's proposal that the increase they were forced to implement
+would appear on customers' invoices in the form of a new surcharge that would
+be STRICTLY AT&T revenue!  Ah, what blatant attempts to fool the consumer!
+ 
+In another development, Allnet instituted a new policy in which a $.90 per
+month "bill handling charge" is imposed on all customers who make long distanc
+calls, but whose charges amount to less than $10 per month.  So much for the
+"We value your business, large or small" credo!
+ 
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+To the tune of the Night Before Christmas:
+ 
+Twas an hour before Oprah
+and all thru New York
+No TV was idle,
+all employees stopped work.
+ 
+They all watched the lady
+discuss current affairs
+The studio audience
+was combing their hair.
+ 
+No one paid attention
+Nobody could care less
+They're too busy watchin
+that tent sized dress.
+ 
+This one guy stood up
+and started beating his daughter,
+Hey, it's not my fault
+he has Post Traumatic
+Stress Disorder!!!
+ 
+ 
+(APWN)New London-
+  Political artist Faith Ringgold has spent the last three days at Connecticut
+college in New London, guiding "issue oriented" students in the art department
+to an artistic expression of their opinions on social issues.
+  The six students working under Ms.  Ringold's instruction are preparing a
+performance piece to be presented tonight at 8 in the East Dance Studio at the
+Crozier-Williams Student Center. Ms. Ringgold will also give a lecture titled
+"Faith Ringgold Talks About Her Art".
+  "The students have been asked to become a character that represents an issue
+that will be very important in the year 2000," said Ms. Ringgold Wednesday.
+"They've come up with six issues or characters: apathy, God, nuclear winter,
+drugs, child abuse, and computerized memory loss."
+ 
+-------------------------.
+Peacenet. More than just .
+a bbs. it's your activist.
+database. a mainframe    .
+with a mission.          .
+Write or call:           .
+Institute for Global     .
+Communications           .
+3228 Sacramento Street   .
+San Francisco, Ca.       .
+              94115      .
+ (415)923-0900           .
+ -------------------------
+ 
+COPY PROBLEMS I can't believe it. I went thru 4 copiers today trying to get
+"13" out.
+  "We cant do that kind of stuff," one said.
+  "This is hanging off
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
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+Hello there. And welcome to the New and Improved ATI with Tartar Fighting
+Agents.
+                        10-20-88
+ 
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a journalistic, causistic, cyberpolitical
+organization, trying to help you all, and us as well, change the world
+radically, in less than two minute increments.
+  For more information, write
+  ATI,
+  c/o Kelly
+  BRO Box 94
+  Groton, Ct. 06340
+ 
+FOR SALE
+The Anarchist Cookbook
+by William Powell
+22.95
+Survival Books
+11106 Magnolia Blvd.
+Hollywood, CA 91601
+ 
+ATI, changing the way people read for over 2 years.
+ATI, a freedom of freedom paper.
+ATI, a way of life
+ATI, More than just a newspaper, it's the rag read round the world.
+ATI, browbeating for more than 40 minutes.
+ 
+Activist Times, Incorporated; is produced, by Prime Anarchist, and Fah-Q, with
+a little help from Ground Zero, We are always looking for contributing editors
+by the way. Just drop us a line at the listed address.
+ 
+PAP, prime anarchist productions, numbers run, for this morning, 2:48 am. 1988
+516-751-2600 2600 magazine
+516-234-9914 New York newsline
+800-ana-rchy artrock t-shirts and posters.
+800-222-talk talking yellow pages
+800-526-3366 jam demo hotline
+800-692-8766 watson voice demo
+800-759-talk skytalk
+800-877-4700 sprint weatherline
+800-344-4000 wallstreet newsline
+201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
+202-456-1414 Reagan's desk.
+202-483-5500 NORML
+202-363-1569 bork's desk.
+203-771-4920 snetco newsline
+203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline
+203-447-4600 vmb
+212-614-6464 center for constitutional rights
+213-621-4141 southern ca newsline
+303-443-7250 paladin press
+312-368-8000 chicago bell newsline
+313-223-7223 michigan bell newsline
+412-633-3333 pennsylvania newsline
+414-678-3511 wisconsin bell news
+415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine
+518-471-2272 New York Bell info
+619-375-1234 time and temp
+714-835-5111 orange county newsline
+717-225-5555 Pennsylvania newsline
+718-pan-ties p-o-t-m club
+718-435-1199 new york newsline
+                :      /
+                :     /
+                :    /
+                :   /
+                :  /
+FAH-Q'S CORNER  : /
+-------------------
+ 
+  Due to the timeliness of this issue Fah-Q's corner is empty. Tune into ATI16
+when Mr Q rags on the Department of Motor Vehicles or something like that.
+   -Fah-Q-   :  /
+             : /
+-------------:/
+ 
+***MAN EATEN BY LARGE CANOE***
+(APWN)Quinektukut-- Holy Fuckin Shit!
+  Those tiny little waves wailed on me.
+  The boy scouts taught me how to paddle on a lake. I was NOT prepared for my
+canoe ride in Mystic Harbour this morning. Not at all.
+  I think I travelled about 800 feet in an hour flat. My hands are still soaki
+wet. Wet from all the hard splash I had to do just to keep inside the Grumman.
+I'm facing away from this post I tied onto.
+  I am going NOWHERE.
+  Yet this landlubber still must look back behind him to reassure he's not
+going to smash into the pole he's tied onto.
+  Pure science is that he's being pulled away from the post constantly.
+However eyes and settling stomach tell him the opposite.
+  You look down beside you and you're travelling about 3 MPH backwards.  Look
+anywhere else, you're going nowhere fast.
+  Triceps are severely pumped. Feet and ankles are torn to shreds. Driving an
+'87 Chevy S-10, you dont know what a struggle is.
+  Step onto the back of this Canoe and I will relax in front of you...
+watching. Waiting patiently as you throw your paddle around fighting the
+quarter-inch waves.
+  Humbling.
+ 
+  (APWN)Mystik, CONN-- Everything But The Stamp, a Mystic-based
+stationer has purchased the Inscribe System of computer-based calligraphy.
+  The system involves a custom software program and a "lettering bed" to creat
+pen-and-ink lettering at high speed with quality consistency.
+  The system will allow the calligraphing of invitation envelopes, placecards,
+certificates, awards, poems, and other special message items available from th
+stationer's shop on West Main Street in Mystic.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+yiYIyiYIyiYIyiYIyiYIyiYIyiYIyiYIyi
+YI YANKEE INGENUITY COMPUTERS   YI
+yi Wholesale prices on IBM      yi
+YI systems. NO MARKUPS!!!       YI
+yi Complete systems starting at yi
+YI $549.                        YI
+yi                              yi
+YI   (203)536-1812              YI
+yiYIyiYIyiYIyiYIyiYIyiYIyiYIyiYIyi
+ 
+-----------M-------------
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+---------S --------------
+--------I ---------------
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+----------C -------------
+-----------T ------------
+------------I -----------
+-------------O ----------
+--------------N ---------
+To the tune of HARD DAY'S NIGHT BY The Beatles
+It's been a one horse town
+And I been lookin for escape
+It's been a one horse town
+And all the girls here look like apes.
+ 
+But when I get home to you,
+Who knows just what I might do
+To make me feel all right.
+ 
+You know I hate this place,
+It's just filled with pencil-necks.
+And it's worth it just to try crochet,
+Who knows what I might try next.
+ 
+But when I get to the bars,
+All I can smell is cigars,
+I need to feel alright.
+ 
+-------------------------.
+Peacenet. More than just .
+a bbs. it's your activist.
+database. a mainframe    .
+with a mission.          .
+Write or call:           .
+Institute for Global     .
+Communications           .
+3228 Sacramento Street   .
+San Francisco, Ca.       .
+              94115      .
+ (415)923-0900           .
+ -------------------------
+ 
+PpPpPpPpPpPpPpPpPpPpPpPpPpPp
+OoOo AND NOW, A POEM    OoOo
+EeEe      by prime      EeEe
+MmMmMmMmMmMmMmanarchistmMmMm
+ 
+War?
+ 
+Local or far away-
+ 
+Will it ever go away.
+ 
+I draw a peace sign in the sand,
+A crab bites my toe.
+ 
+I let him go.
+ 
+The woe of aftermath--
+Can we hang?
+ 
+-=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=-
+a quote (who said that???) a quote
+-=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=- -=-
+"That boo was excessively loud,
+Vern, can you add 5 seconds to
+me for that?"
+   George Bush tongue in chic at
+   the debates.
+ 
+(APWN)Associated Prime World Newz-- Phillip Morris is buying Kraft for 11 big
+ones.
+  Cool. Now, maybe we'll see the necessary surgeon general's warning on slabs
+of Velveeta.
+ 
+  -=+-=+-=+-=>Editorial<=-+=-+=-+=-
+DICK CAVITT, GO HOME.
+  Give us back WNBC. WFAN??? What IS this? We want our NBC. We want our NBC.
+ 
+    sssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
+  sssssssssssSHUT UP AND:ssssssssss
+ ssssssssssssssTYPE YOUR TEXTsssssss
+ sssssssTEXT-PHILE!!!sssssssssssssss
+ ssssssssssssssssssssANOTHERssssssss
+  sssEDITORIAL FROM the PRIMEssssss
+    sssssssssssssANARCHISTsssssss
+ 
+  I'm sick and foggin tired of catagorizations and compartmental- izations.
+  This is one of the few (3 or 4) negative things I've seen to come from
+computer use/abuse/consumption/ digestion.
+  "Do you use a commodore or an atari?" was the common thought among 8bitters.
+It hasnt stopped. In fact, even between the 16/32's like the ST or the Amoeba,
+you see a lot of infighting. Is your modem Hayes or blah mode? 12 or 24 hundre
+nibbles per nanosecond? Is your screen 80 or 132 column?
+  Even among the elite, I have seen some stupid generalizations/judgments/
+eyeball-chewing. Are you a hacker or a phreaker? Telenet or Tymnet? Unix or
+Zenix?
+  What this essay is trying to get across by the end of its writing is this: I
+DOESNT FUGGIHM MATTER!!!
+  I've seen a bright individ on an apple 2+ get more resultz on my BBS than an
+Amy 2000er!!! I've seen an 8bitter do power-more than your basic mac 2 freak.
+  Cygnus has a good analagy for us all.  It aint the machine, says he. It's th
+operator. I wonder if he still feels that way now that he's moved from his cp/
+on up to the amy 500???
+  I bought my first computator for one thing only. WP!!! (word processing). It
+was a portable computer that I could bring to the ball park, jot down a few
+things, and then go home and print it out.
+  Then I got a desktop kind of thing that could rest at home, and be there whe
+I wake up. Sort of like a wife.  Hmmm. Somewhere before that, I already found
+how I could get the two together. Then along came a nice 3/12 modem for my
+desktop. Thanks to that educated 60 dollar decision, I can now grab a soda at
+that ballpark, and set my laptop on the payphone and send the stuff to my
+desktop.
+  Something I want you to work on.
+  STOP FIGHTING AMONGST YOURSELVES AND START MOVING TECHNOLOGY FORWARD instead
+of worrying whether someone is a commie/atarian/amoebite/applehead/ Ibeamer.
+ 
+--------------------------()
+CITICORPSE. A COMPANY WITH
+NO RAISEN D'ETRE.
+()--------------------------
+ 
+  Citibank has purchased the First Republic Bank Delaware for 158MIL.
+  They closed their venture capital unit in California in may and are now
+reorganizing into two unita: venture capital, and leveraged buyouts.
+  For the year 1987 their operating expenses was 8M. They paid 15.5M in
+interest against interest income of 22M. Other income was 6 against 4.5 in
+expenses.
+  For some strange reason, their taxable income was only $240 thousand dollars
+  Citibank declared a net loss of $1,138,000 for '87!!! Citibank owes 12
+thousand to repurchase agreements, 11K to borrowed funds, 16K to their parent
+company, Citicorpse, 5K to their subsidiaries.
+  According to sources, Citibank is party to various viscious lawsuits.
+  Citibank's '87 loan loss provision was increased almost 2 1/2 times what it
+was in 1986, reflecting the uncertainty of fully collecting loans made to the
+3rd world. The allowance for loan losses went from 1.2 billion to 4 billion
+dollars.
+  And the man responsible for all this?  John S. Reed. Call him up on the
+tellie and let him know what you think of how he's helped America get from a 1
+trillion dollar debtor nation to a 2.6 trillion debtor in just 7 years!!!
+  212-559-1000.
+ 
+=========================
+:THE ELEVEN COMMANDMENTS:
+: OF REVENGE from SCREW :
+:   UNTO OTHERS by      :
+:    George Hayduke     :
+=========================
+ 
+1) Thou shalt neither trust nor confide in anyone!
+2) Thou shalt never use thine own telephone for revenge business!
+3) Thou shalt not touch revenge
+4) Thou shalt become a garbage collector!
+5) Thou shalt bide thy time before activating a revenge plot!
+6) Thou shalt secure a "mail-drop" address in another city!
+7) Thou shalt learn everything there is to learn about the vicitm!
+8) Thou shalt pay cash all the time in a revenge plot!
+9) Thou shalt trade with merchants who have never heard of you!
+0) Thou shalt never threaten thy intended victim!
+!) Thou shalt not leave evidence lying around, however circumstantial.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+Gfiles: (1-26, ^11),?,Q : 26
+  **************
+ ** Hootmon,   **- - - - - - - - - - .
+  **************       30           /
+ /                                 /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to           /  send SASE
+/help y'all, and us  /  stamps???
+change the world    /    to:
+radically, in less /    ATI
+than two minute   /     c/o Kelly
+increments.      /      BRO Box 94
+- - - - - - - - -       Groton, Ct.
+                               06340
+ 
+***Call these awe-fish-y'all ATI bbs's
+One Byte             203-444-1597
+AT-Tel               812-446-2881
+Peacenet. (call 415-923-0900 for info)
+autobahn 703-629-4422 at the prompt
+type central and at the next select
+feedback and request access.
+.............................
+      .
+    a point of view            .
+                                .
+       from                    .
+           cygnus magus       .
+.............................
+ I would like to introduce myself, you might have wondered who I was, or what
+relation I had to ATI. Not much actually, as a friend of Prime anarchist's and
+as a fellow telecom weirdo, I saw and helped edit some of the issues (and lose
+a few of them to the magical wonder of the disk god, only to be resurected
+using the help of the disk sector editor ...Number 9....Number 9.... ).
+  I am not politically active, I am not socially active either. I proscribe to
+no particular ideology,philosophy, or religion. I simply observe things that I
+experience and try to understand them objectively (or subjectively ,depending
+on what mood I am in). You will be seeing alot of me in upcoming issues.  I
+hope to display pros and cons of differant beliefs. I wish to warn you though,
+I have one simple belief.
+    1) Its my undying opinion that all
+      people can do lots of damage to
+      everything, armed with the faith
+      that what they are doing is for
+      the greater good.
+ 
+ At first I didn't want this job. But in the end Prime bribed me, drugged me,
+and finally convinced me using the help of some girls, a goat, and a vat of
+vanilla pudding.
+ If you want to send me questions, drugs, marriage proposals, bomb threats
+or small furry animals by the name of Fred . Please send them to address
+located at front of this file. Please include your name (or reasonable
+facsimile) with any question or opinion so I will know who to insult, praise,
+or forbid my children from marrying
+  "Paradise is exactly like
+   where you are right now,
+   only much better."
+       Cygnus
+ 
+everyday books
+    ----------
+an alternative bookshop
+(203)423-3474
+120 Main St. Willimantic, Ct. 06226
+ 
+ ONCE AGAIN MY SPACE IS GIVEN AWAY
+ TO THE HAPPY HACKER(412)
+ 
+     Ever call a commercial chat line and hear a rather large number of male
+rather outgoing female on the line and why she was sooo friendly?
+     The reason is simple.  Usually in these situations the one outgoing,
+slightly seductive female voice you hear belongs to a woman who is paid to
+monitor these chat lines, but is also required to double as an actress, to
+pretend to be a regular caller on the line, and to coax male callers, through
+any methods needed, to stay on the line longer.
+    Here, I give you an ATI first. Here I will publish exerpts from an employ-
+ees' manual which is distributed to female employees of a chat line company
+which operates chat lines all over the US, and abroad.  Read on..
+ 
+         CHARACHTER PROFILE
+ 
+ALWAYS choose your opening charachter before opening your key!
+ 
+Your voice tone and charachter should match.  Don't change names without
+changing your voice.If you're working with another monitor, you should listen
+for key phrases.  Your charachter profile should be AUTHENTIC.  You should
+remember EVERYTHING about your charachter profile.  This includes voice tone,
+charachter's description and anything else you may have said about your
+charachter to a caller.  We recommend that you keep a notebook of charachters
+you play.
+ 
+   Examples of opening phrases:
+1. Hi! My name is Peter Rabbit.         2. What's Happening!
+3. Anybody out there? I'm sooooo lonely
+4. Hey, Hey, Hey!
+5. Help! Help!
+6. Yo Baby, Yo Baby, Yo!
+7. Hey, What's hoppin'?
+8. I'm looking for a new love..
+9. Yo! Anybody there?
+10. Good Morning!
+11. What's it to ya..
+12. Helloooooooo..
+13. I'm going to sing if you don't talk
+to me (then sing if they don't)
+14. Hey this is (Your charachter name),
+Im looking for (Anybody), what am I
+going to do??
+ 
+    INTERACTING WITH ANOTHER MONITOR
+ 
+This technique takes concentration. You must key in on certain phrases and
+build either toward it, around it, or take it somewhere else.If you change
+directions altogether, you must be aggressive.
+ 
+        Interacting examples:
+ 
+If you're talking on the line with three men and another monitor enters and
+says, "Help, help!", if the callers don't respond, you would say:  "What's
+that?  Wait, did you hear that?"
+ 
+Monitor #1: What's wrong?
+Monitor #2: My husband tied me to the bed!
+Monitor #1: What! Is he a maniac?
+Monitor #2: Yes! I am afraid he is going to kill me!
+Monitor #1: Wait a minute, lady. How did you dial here?
+Monitor #2: (Crying and sobbing loudly) I dialed with my nose!
+ 
+ 
+WHEN TO TALK EXPLICITLY AND WHEN NOT TO
+ 
+  Talking seductively requires a certain amount of finesse.  You can talk this
+way without ever having to say anything sexual.  There are different technique
+that you can use.  We do not want to come across as telephone whores!
+  There are some key phrases that will let you know when and if the client
+wants to talk explicitly.
+ 
+       Seductive Examples:
+1. What are you wearing?
+2. Are you in bed?
+3. Are you alone?
+4. Do you like to talk dirty?
+5. Do you like sex?
+6. What do you do for fun?
+7. Are you playing with yourself?
+8. What do you like a woman/man to do for you in bed?
+ 
+   These phrases will help you to know when to talk expilicitly about sex.  If
+you start talking seductively and the caller hangs up, when he calls back,
+change characters and DON'T talk seductively.  When you do realize that the
+caller is seeking that type of conversation, select the appropriate technique.
+ 
+ 
+ WHEN TO AND WHEN NOT TO DISCONNECT A
+              CALLER
+ 
+1. ALWAYS DISCONNECT CHILDREN OFF ALL ADULT LINES without being rude. However,
+always mention they should call the TEEN line.
+2. If a caller is talking sexually on the TEEN line, disconnect them AFTER
+mentioning they should call an adult line.
+3.  Do not disconnect callers because you do not like them.  You are being
+paid to talk to the clients, not to have personal likes or dislikes for them.
+4.  Sometimes hecklers are fun.  They brighten up the lines.  Use your
+instincts and common sense, to decide whether it is appropriate at the time.
+ 
+        Example: Heckler
+A person tries to take down a phone number and someone is shouting or singing
+while they are trying to do so, or someone is calling a name over and over,
+disrupting all conversation.
+ 
+ 
+           VOICE QUALITY
+ 
+   Charachters should be full in every aspect. Practice your voices until they
+are perfected.  Concentrate on your voice control, voice tone, pitch, and also
+practice changing your pitch from high to low, and your voice tone from soft t
+caorseness, if possible.
+   For those who have difficulty changing voices, try to think of it as
+singing, working with the scale: "Do,  Re, Mi, Fa, So, La, Ti, Do".
+   Change your voice any way possible- High, Low, Soft, Loud, Coarse,
+Trembling, Squeaky, with accents.....  etc.- ANY WAY YOU LIKE- Just be
+different.
+ 
+          TRAINING SUMMARY
+ 
+   At the end of this training program, each monitor should be confident that
+he/she could have any customer calling back as many times as possible.
+   You've learned every technique available about how to control your calls to
+the point that you know who's calling back and who isn't.  You want EVERYONE t
+CALL BACK.
+   Monitors who aren't able to get call backs will need to work harder at thei
+conversation.  Remember, the final goal is to get call backs.  caller not
+responding to your conversation quickly enough, get out of that charachter, an
+try another.  You are selling a phone conversation, so your sales pitch is ver
+important.
+ 
+ 
+         ****END OF TRAINING MANUAL EXERPTS*****
+ 
+     Neat, huh?  Many of the women you hear on these chat lines are simply
+paidto keep men on the line. Paid to feign interest in the callers, paid to
+coax male callers into staying on the line and calling back in the future.  An
+yes, expected to talk very explicitly and even participate in phone sex and
+"domination" routines with the male callers, if the callers request it.
+     In our age of crass commercialism, it's not surprising to see yet another
+form of human exchange, like the concept of a simple chat line, become
+prostituted in this fashion.
+     Ah, the frontiers of free enterprise...
+ 
+                                             Regards..  The Happy Hacker
+ 
++*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+++++++++++++++++++++++
+ 
+new, except that we here at ATI all miss Prime Anarchist very much.
+ 
+  And also, a few things.  As most of you know, a very well-known hacker by th
+handle of Doc Telecom (formerly Laser) got busted in the San Jose area.  It's
+uncertain as to what his fate will be, and I'm concerned.
+ 
+  I'm also concerned about what's going to happen in the hack/phreak world
+these days.   With the recent development of the virus that spread through- ou
+many computers in the nation, it seems that the media's attention will soon be
+turned full force on telecom enthusiasts.  It's been rumored that the 804
+bridge has been taped and will be broadcasted this week (week ending 11-19-88)
+negative image will be portrayed, as usual.  This will create a backlash of
+even more negative public opinion, and perhaps even more "crackdown" efforts o
+the part of the authorities and security personnel.
+ 
+By the way, it's late Sunday night, and so far I've seen 2 talk shows regardin
+computers, mainframes, viruses..and hackers were even mentioned.
+ 
+In any event, watch "20/20" this week.  Tape it if you can.  Somehow, I get th
+feeling that there is truth in this rumor, and I am sure a great deal of
+discussion will result.
+ 
+Opinions?  Comments?  Email me on The Phoenix Project: 512-441-3088.
+ 
+P.S. If I'm wrong about "20/20", I need a volunteer to help me wipe the egg of
+my face.  Heh..
+ 
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+ 
+Watch for some really k-rad coming attractions, such as Ground Zero's tour of
+the more interesting parts of New York, and information on one of the most
+infamous institutions of our great nation.. and the world! (Suspense is killin
+you, eh?!)
+      ++We want your input!!++
+ 
+Write to us.   Let us know your comments, and suggestions.  If you have
+something to contribute, do send it to us.  Write to the address listed at the
+beginning of this file, or email any of us at any of our support boards.  We'd
+like to ever print some of your correspondence in future issues.
+ 
+
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+Yowsa. And welcome to the
+All New ATI.
+Your window to the reel whirld.
+ 
+                        10-25-88
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+journalistic, causistic, cyberpolitical
+organization, trying to help you all,
+and us as well, change the world
+radically, in less than two minute
+increments.
+  For more information, write
+  ATI,
+  c/o Kelly
+  BRO Box 94
+  Groton, Ct. 06340
+ 
+ 
+PAP, prime anarchist productions,
+numbers run, for this morning, 2:48 am.
+1988.
+516-922-wine dial a dirty joke.
+303-443-7250 paladin press
+312-368-8000 chicago bell newsline
+717-225-5555 Pennsylvania newsline
+718-435-1199 new york newsline
+                 :      /
+                 :     /
+                 :    /
+                 :   /
+                 :  /
+FAH-Q'S CORNER   : /
+-------------------
+   -Fah-Q-   :  /
+             : /
+-------------:/
+***MAN EATEN BY LARGE CANOE (CON'T)***
+(APWN)Quinektukut-- I lay back and
+sun myself.
+  Close my eyes, I'm a Pequot. I
+haven't slept in 3 days. Her lady,
+Tracy, has teased me all week leaving
+me frustrated, blue, balling in my tent
+at night.
+  A settler would cry himself to sleep.
+  I cry long long enough 'til I am
+severely spooked. I close my eyes and
+see Her Lady standing in front of me.
+  Not a thread of clothing. Only a tiny
+triangle of hair marking the place
+where she does not allow me to touch.
+  Just yet.
+  "Girls," you say to me; in your
+colonial tone of voice. "Can't live
+without 'em; can't live with em."
+  "I cant live," I say so only I can
+hear. I will fast for three more days.
+I will weight less than I did before.
+I will be weak, sleek, and slender,
+the sex god you want me to be, my
+Lady.
+  I will return, we will feast. You
+will break my fast.
+  You will adore me; I will return.
+  I open my eyes, you are paddling
+down the Thames. We must go around
+the point and meet Kthe eastern dark
+teenagers.
+  They signalled us they have some
+killer tobacco, right from the Cubano's
+private stash.
+  We will smoke, and dance, and talk of
+warring against the elders and their
+segregated style. Their bitter grudges
+on those who dont look or act like
+them.
+  We all fall to the ground exhauseted
+from our battle rehearsal. Smiting
+takes a lot out of a Pequot like I.
+But it must be tougher on you, my
+colonial friend.
+  I wonder if the darks know about
+hatred; back in the Giant Island in
+the Orient's way.
+  I ask of you.
+  "Let's find out," you suggest. We
+turn toward our tobacco friends.
+  "Do any of you hate," you ask them.
+Nothing but silence; suddenly 3 no's.
+  "I know survival and pride," says
+one dark friend.
+  "I cannot hate," says another. I tell
+you all WE CAN PULL THIS OFF.
+  We will build a raft. I will teach
+you how to grab fish right out of the
+water.
+  You will show us your medallians--
+tell us of all the wrongs your father
+locked into your head.
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+--------I ---------------
+-------C ----------------
+--------S----------------
+---------E --------------
+----------C -------------
+-----------T ------------
+------------I -----------
+-------------O ----------
+--------------P ---------
+PRIEST ALBUM ATTACKED BY SLOVENLY PIGS
+(APWN)Only In Amerika-- Judas Priest's
+new album is being
+attacked by the PMRC for having lyrical
+content, and subliminal messages they
+are claiming caused two teenagers to
+commit suicide over.
+  Gimme a break. PMRC says they are
+about to take all the albums off the
+shelves and gather up all the
+production crew for a listening of the
+album. If it is proven that the album
+caused these deaths, they intend to
+keep the creative endeavor on hold.
+  All reports say that alcohol and
+marijuana was also involved between
+these two teenagers.
+  We here at ATI recommend that when
+this orgy takes place, that Tipper
+Gore, and Barbara Bush et al do large
+bowls of killer weed and drink massive
+amounts of Bacardi's to get the true
+all-around effect these two boys got.
+  Can you believe things are getting
+this out of hand? The witch-hunt has
+just begun. Keep in mind that if you
+play Ronald Reagan backwards, you get
+"nigger porno" and "noriega" becomes
+"get your own lawyer". This and other
+totally obscene thoughts brought to
+you by ATI in conjunction with the
+First Ammendment.
+  What's left of it.
+            ---   ---   ---
+TO THE TUNE OF "CHESTNUTS ROASTING"
+Flame broiled Whoppers in
+a cardboard box.
+French fries sizzling in fat.
+Eat them fast or they're soggy and flat
+Burger King is where it's at.
+ 
+You know that Herb is on his way.
+And his whole entire ad campaign is gay
+Even though, they do it your way,
+It still costs too much for
+     steroid sandwiches these days.
+  -===-  -===-   -==-  -===-  -=-
+AMY -by the Prime Anarchist
+ 
+Amy
+You taught me
+Quiate.
+Noiseless, patient, strong,
+still bold, imaginative, frim.
+Yet quiet, calm.
+The subtle approach.
+ 
+You showed me
+Quiet.
+How to sit indian style.
+For X-tra long time
+Alone.
+With friends.
+The quiet one.
+ 
+You smiled, said hello.
+Cosigned a petition or 2.
+Moved my soul.
+You got up.
+Back to Providence.
+ 
+I think of you.
+When I'm
+Quiet.
+Relaxing, watching my surroundings
+Panic.
+ 
+Sometimes when I'm loud
+too.
+And I know I should
+Quiet.
+I calm by thinking
+Your short blond hair,
+remembering when it was
+longer.
+Hoping I'll see you again;
+Knowing we'll chat again.
+ 
+Amy.
+It's 3 a.m.
+Wanna camp out for
+Dead tickets
+Tonight?
+ 
+ 
+ 
+-------------------------.
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+ 
+     /--------------------------------
+    /   Welcome to the best issue    /
+   /     of ATI, Activist Times,    /
+  /       incorporated.            /
+ /         Brought to you by  pap /
+/                            /// /
+--------------------------------/
+                   10-29-88
+AaAaAaAaAa
+TtTtTtTtTt        *****
+IiIiIiIiIi       *     *
+                **issue**
+                * 17!!! *
+                **     **
+                 *     *
+                  *****
+ 
+And, by the
+way; if you are a lamer, please erase
+this file before reading it.
+ 
+ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..
+publisher: prime anarchist
+ president and general electrician:  .
+fah- q.
+ board of directors: prime anarchist,.
+fah-q, J. Danforth Quayle,
+ connecticut censorship bureau, the  .
+medejeen columbian cocaine cartel,
+ and King George the 40th.           .
+ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ..
+This particular issue is specially
+dedicated to fryguy, just an allaround
+great technofrend.
+ 
+/----------/
+fan orationf  JUST TIP THE SCALES
+/          /  OF JUSTICE.
+f 10-22-88 f     CONN college, you just
+/          /  informed me that 2 of
+-----------  your students are getting
+suspended, and one expelled for acts
+of vandalism. From what I hear, all
+they did was break a window when they
+were drunk one nite.
+  On one hand you should be outraged.
+This punishment far outweighs the crime
+and very unjustly. On the other hand
+you should notice that Conn College is
+simply following a recent trend along
+with other colleges, other
+institutions, other countries.
+  You see zero-tolerance laws seizing
+large boats because of 3 joints or 4
+hits of acid, sometimes just for
+paraphanelia on board.
+  Congress is about to see to it that
+the death penalty be mandated for
+convicted drug dealers. Maranda rights
+are swiftly going the way of the Cave
+man, and Friday-the-13th sequels. The
+First Ammendment? What first
+ammendment?
+  I'm not signing your petition mainly
+because I dont go here. But let me
+impress this on you. If you believe
+that the college campus is a microcosm;
+a practice spot for the real world
+you'll soon face, or even a big part
+of the real world,
+GET OUT THERE AND GET THE "CONN THREE"
+BACK IN SCHOOL.
+  The petition is fine. But followthru.
+Serve it to the right people. Sit in,
+camp out, demonstrate. Stop school.
+  Send out fliers "suspending" EVERYONE
+until "Conn 3" are back attending.
+  I'm thinking of fasting in a glass
+booth for 3 days to symbolize the
+outrage; maybe shattering it on the
+3rd day.
+  Get out there and show your rage.
+Win this one, and then we can start
+working on this Omnibus/zero/Drug
+hysteria thing.
+ 
+..............
+another oration
+..............
+Que es "free enterprise"?
+Que es "central intelligence".
+Intelligente del central?
+Si! Si! Es mui facile.
+Que es "political suicide".
+El George Bush y el Manny Noriega
+Esta en; que es, que es, how you say
+"Cohort"? El medejeem columbian cocaine
+Cartel.
+Los drugs. Los drugs. Esta. Diga. Oye.
+"Just say Noriega to drugs".
+ 
+Now they're executing the death pen.
+for drug dealers? Hmmm. I say we start
+a lobby group pushing for Mr. Bush
+to get the chair then.
+ 
+---------------------------
+###########################
+##the pap number section###
+###########################
+##########7-25-88##########
+###########################
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+  TO THE TUNE OF: Gilligin's Isle...
+It all started when we tried to smoke
+A joint that was too fat.
+We smoked it from beginning to end
+In 30 seconds flat.
+Them buds they crackled
+'n' seeds all popped as
+Paper inched across.
+I noticed that my head was getting
+High as a kite.
+High as a kite.
+ 
+The thoughts grew few and far between,
+the topics were of peace.
+If not for the US and our secret wars
+The whole world would be free.
+The whole world would be free.
+ 
+So then the others turned to me
+And this is what one said.
+  We can have peace,
+  And Freedom too,
+  Equality,
+  And justice.
+ 
+But the movie star
+Is a war monger and greedy bastard.
+Here on Armageddon Isle.
+Here on Raygun's Isle.
+Here on Bush's Isle.
+ 
+TO THE TUNE OF: an op interupt...
+The koolwarez board
+you have reached
+Has been crashed by
+hackers at this time.
+ 
+Please be sure you have
+the right modem online
+and try your call again.
+ 
+TO THE TUNE OF: The Oscar Mayer
+Weiner Commercial.
+Oh I wish I had-a paid the bucks
+for 3 way, ay.
+Then I could call 2 dial-a-porns
+At once...
+And if I paid the cash to get the
+3 way, ay.
+Cherry coulda moaned and grunted
+At Anal Alice.
+ 
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+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+!!!!RACISM ALERT!!RACISM ALERT!!!!!
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+  THE SIGNIFICANCE OF MICHAEL
+     JACKSON'S ONE GLOVE
+  I have figured it out.
+  It is not to be cool. It is not to
+start a trend. It is not out of respect
+for those that only have one arm.
+  Michael Jackson wears a glove on his
+right hand for shaking hands with
+white people.
+  I was watching his new "movielet"
+the other day, and noticed that he
+wore the glove whilst shaking hands. I
+put that and the oxygen tank he sleeps
+in, all together and deduced that he
+must be afraid to touch people.
+  Then in the movie, you see him go
+into his hometown. He puts the glove
+in his coat pocket, and all his
+"brothers" gather around:
+  "gimme five, man"
+  "lay it on me"
+  "slap me silly, homeboy"
+  "put it there"
+  Michael Jackson wont touch white
+people. I am almost sure of it.
+      - - - - - - - - -
+     - - - - - - - - - -
+      - - - - - - - - -
+CONVERSATION WITH SOME PEOPLE IN ITALY
+LAURA-now here are coming USA f-16.
+YIPSTER-what???
+L-i asked which state is so poor and
+then i tell u then ur F-16 are coming
+here, ok?
+Y-rhode island is so poor, and ct is
+so rich. right next to each other.
+hmmm. you worried f-16 planes coming to
+italy?
+L-no, i am happy for that!
+Y-sorry. I didnt know f-16's are coming
+to italy. maybe you know something I
+dont?
+L-they are nato's f-16 and they were
+in spain, now they're coming in italy.
+Y-nato? hmmm. in the name of peace no
+less? I'd be worried about the missile
+silos we have stationed all thruout
+europe. I saw a russian comic in Pravda
+that portrayed europe as "united states
+of europe". hehehe
+L-I think israel is right to do that
+to palestinian.
+Y-hmmm. what makes you say that,
+pretell?
+L-what is pretel?-
+Y-hmm. slang for, like, "please do
+tell me". hmmm. umm. you think the
+israelis have the rights to that land?
+L-have the???
+Y-what did you say, chica?
+L-I never said chica.
+Y-I know. hmmm. what were you saying?
+SAM-Hi all.
+Y-you know laura?
+S-yes.
+L-hi all.
+Y-she's a smart cookie.
+S-hi laura!!
+Y-I see sam and laura have already met
+S-y up.
+L-SAM!!!!!
+Y-Sam, you from venus too?
+S-yayaya!!
+S-no, not from Venus :)
+L-what is a smart cookie???
+Y-I meant smart cookie, a smart person
+S-smart person! clever person!
+L-what is?
+S-smart cookie = clever person
+Y-I just told sam you were verrrrrrry
+inteligente.
+S-slang, laura.
+L-I saw on dictionary, thanx yipster.
+Y-yup, wouldnt have said it if I didnt
+mean it. Hmm. why are u guys so
+worried about our f-16's??
+L-i am not worried. i am happy!
+Y-what time is it over there?
+L-it is 111z:17::4:3 am
+Y-Lost ya there, babe.
+L-lost ya there, babe???
+Y-"babe", more slang.
+S-later yipster, seeya!
+Y-Later, sam.
+L-bye yipster.
+Y-Later, nice meeting you.
+L-and you. bye.
+       - - - - - - - -
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+$2 for 1; 7 for $10.
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+        - - - - - - -
+         - - - - - -
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+not to
+solicit you with misleading junk
+mail
+or annoying telephone surveys.
+Nor will
+I sell your address to any other
+services. Send three dollars to:
+TMP, PO Box 488, LaHonda, CA 94040
+ . . .    . . . . .        . . .
+ 
+n n n n n n n
+ e e e e e e   A PAYPHONE IS WORTH A
+  a a a a a   THOUSAND DIMES;
+   t t t t   EXTENTIONS ARE WORTH
+    ! ! !   MILLIONS OF DIGITS.
+     ! !      Wow.
+      !     This place is just infested
+with plain old desktop AT&T touchtone
+fones. Each one has a four digit # on
+it. What tipped me off (to what?) was a
+payphone with one of these fones right
+next to it.
+  This set of fones was in the library
+of a private college; (try a private
+college near you. You know how
+we are about naming names. Especially
+when it's Connecticut College).
+  Anyways, with what I know now, it's
+a wonder that payphone gets any dimes.
+What are they teaching you in college??
+I finished my payphone call and
+decided to try something.
+  I scanned a few 4-digit #'s. Not much
+I got. Just a few professoras,
+secretaries, and students, a buncha
+"wrong #s" and a reorder.
+  A reorder???
+  I tried "0".
+  "Can you connect me with 800-424-9090
+  "Sure. For the next time dial "9"
+then the #".
+  Credible. Not credible, wow. I cant
+believe they'd leave something like
+this so vulnerable. They must take
+today's kollege kid for a fool.
+  They're probably right.
+  I did a few local calls and got out
+of there. Even if there's no LD (long
+distance) there's myriad extenders,
+divertors, and local carriers to play
+around with there.
+  Now, to find out which buildings are
+open 24!!!
+ 
+ 
+     $$
+    $$$$$
+   $$
+    $$$$
+      $$$
+   $$$$$
+     $$
+We just realized we didn't follow
+thru telling you what became of
+the General Dynamics, Electric Joke
+Division strike.
+  It's over.
+  Union got busted.
+ 
+ 
+Well, that's it for ATI17. 18 should be
+out soon with any luck. We didnt have
+room for the ITT stuff. Wow. next time.
+ 
+ 
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+ 
+JyupWHAT RHYMES WITH SHIT???
+  ITT.
+  Sothenes Behn, Eat Your Heart Out.
+  Here's the dope on Rand V Araskog's
+schITT.
+  schItt's biggest American branch
+is at 320 Park Ave, New York. Call
+212-752-6000 and ask for
+Mr. Araskog.
+  Ask him to explain how he employs
+120,000 people on just $400,000
+income for the fiscal year.
+  (TO BE CONTINUED...)
+    ****     ********    ********
+   ******    ********    ********
+  **    **      **          **
+  ********      **          **
+  **    **      **          **
+  **    **      **       ********
+  **    **      **       ********
+          c       i              n
+           t       m              c
+            i       e              .
+             v       s
+              i       ,
+               s
+                t
+ 
+vol. 2                      issue 18
+                            10-30-88
+  **************
+ ** disclaimer **
+  **************
+  This issue was made at 6:43 am on
+little or no sleep.
+So, here it is. another pfine pap
+production.
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+journalistic, causistic,
+cyberpolitical organization, trying to
+help y'all, and us change the world
+radically, in less than two minutes
+increments.
+  For more information, call
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+  ATI
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+P516-922-wine dial a dirty joke.
+A516-751-2600 2600 magazine
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+#1800-ana-rchy artrock t-shirts and
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+S800-344-4000 wallstreet newsline
+ 201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
+P202-456-1414 Reagan's desk.
+A202-483-5500 NORML
+P202-363-1569 bork's desk.
+#203-771-4920 snetco newsline
+S203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline
+ 203-447-4600 vmb
+P212-614-6464 center for constitutional
+A             rights
+P213-621-4141 southern ca newsline
+#303-443-7250 paladin press
+S312-368-8000 chicago bell newsline
+ 313-223-7223 michigan bell newsline
+P412-633-3333 pennsylvania newsline
+A414-678-3511 wisconsin bell news
+P415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine
+#518-471-2272 New York Bell info
+S619-375-1234 time and temp
+ 714-835-5111 orange county newsline
+P717-225-5555 Pennsylvania newsline
+P718-435-1199 new york newsline
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - .
+          FAH-Q'S CORNER        ..
+                                . .
+  "I WAS JUST PUTTING litter    .  .
+in its place".                  .H  .
+                                . O  .
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - .  O .
+                                .  T.
+ .     FAH-Q is the official      .  .
+  .     Irish Road Warrior         . .
+   .                                ..
+    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -.
+         PUBLIC PAY PHONES
+   WHEN A BUSINESS PUTS A PUBLIC PAY
+TELEPHONE ON THEIR PROPERTY AND PUTS
+UP A SIGN SAYING PUBLIC PHONE.DO THEY
+HAVE TO LET THE PUBLIC USE THAT PHONE?
+WE AT ATI SAY YES..AND THE PHONE CO.
+SAYS YES ALSO.BUT SOME ESTABLISHMENTS
+SAY NO...PUBLIC PHONES ARE FOR GUESTS
+AND CUSTOMERS ONLY NO MATTER WHAT THAT
+SIGH SAYS.
+ WE WERE AT A LOCAL HOTEL(I WON'T NAME
+THEM BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW WE ARE WHEN
+IT COMES TO PLACES LIKE THE BEST
+WESTERN OLYMPIC INN)USEING THE PAY
+PHONE TO CALL A LONG DISTANCE NO.WHEN
+I PUT MY COINS(2.75)IN AND GOT AN
+ANSWER ON THE PHONE A SECURITY GUARD
+CAME OVER AND HUNG UP THE PHONE AND
+TOLD ME TO LEAVE THE PAY PHONES WERE
+FOR GUESTS OF THE HOTEL ONLY.I SAID
+"THESE ARE PUBLIC PAY PHONES AND I AM
+THE PUBLIC...SO I WANT TO USE THE
+PUBLIC PHONE...THANK YOU" HE REACHED
+OUT AND GRABED THE RECEAVER FROM MY
+HAND AND SAID"YOU GET THE FUCK OUT OF
+HERE BEFORE I KICK YOUR ASS..THESE ARE
+PUBLIC PAY PHONES ONLY IF I SAY THEY
+ARE AND I SAY THEIR NOT SO LEAVE" SO
+I HAD TO SAY SOMETHING"I WILL BE
+TALKING TO YOUR BOSS TOMORROW(WHO I
+HAPPEN TO KNOW REALY WELL)AND WILL
+TELL HIM ABOUT THIS AND I WILL BE
+CALLING THE PHONE CO. AND TELLING THEM
+ALSO AND WITH ANY LUCK THEY WILL
+REMOVE THE PUBLIC PAY PHONES THAT
+THE PUBLIC IS PROHIBITED BY THIS
+ESTABLISHMENT FROM USEING....OH BY THE
+WAY I WANT MY 2.75 BACK NOW OR I WILL
+REMOVE ONE OF THOSE PHONES NOW MYSELF.
+SO I AM CALING THE TELE CO. AND
+TELLING WHAT HAPPENED I HOPE THEY
+REMOVE THE PHONES...WHO WANTS TO STAY
+IN A HOTEL THAT CHARGES 100 A NIGHT
+AND .85 FOR EVERY LOCAL CALL MADE FROM
+THE ROOM.
+   I TRAVEL ALOT AND STAY IN ALOT OF
+HOTELS AND I WOULD NOT STAY IN ONE
+WITHOUT A PAY PHONE.
+            FAH-Q
+THE WORLD HAS GONE TELECOM
+I CRUZE THE BOARDS AND SEE MORE AND
+MORE NEW FACES THESE DAYS
+LOTS OF NEW TFILES
+I LOVE TFILES
+WHEN I TRAVEL I LIKE TO CALL BOARDS IN
+THE CITY I'M IN...SO IF YOU HAVE SOME
+BOARDS SEND THE NAMES AND NO.TO ME SO
+I CAN CALL THEM IF I MAKE IT TO THAT
+CITY.ALSO IF ANYTHING INTERISTING
+HAPPENS IN YOUR CITY SEND ME THE
+NEWSPAPER CLIPPINGS I LOVE NEWS.
+I JUST TOOK MY BOARD DOWN FOR A WHILE
+BUT WHEN I GO BACK UP IT WILL BE 65
+MEGS OF TFILES ABOUT ANYTHING ANYONE
+WANTS TO WRITE ABOUT.WELL I HAVE TO GO
+AND RITE A TFILE ON NEW INCINDERARY
+DEVICES
+      FAH-Q
+  ATI
+C/O KELLEY
+BRO BOX 94
+GROTON,CT 06340
+ ($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
+($)NOTAS MUSICAS!!! ($)
+ ($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
+  A review-- (Short Sharp Shocked by
+Michelle Shocked) -- If Tracy Chapman
+is gonna be the next Dylan; then
+Michelle Shocked is surely the next
+John Lennon.
+  But that's as far as it goes.
+Michelle Shocked is totally innovative.
+She takes Ricky Lee Jones type sounds
+and puts modern folk lyrics to the
+tunes.
+  It's got a strong bluesy beat,
+actually rocks out, if you listen.
+Good, good work. A must recommend for
+any serious musicphenomenon fanatic.
+ 
+ATI, changing the way people read
+for over 2 years.
+ATI, a freedom of freedom paper.
+ATI, a way of life
+ATI, more than just a newspaper, it's
+the rag read round the world.
+ 
+TO THE EDITORS:
+  Why is Manuel Noriega trading drugs
+to Bush for guns?
+  JS (512)
+ 
+The official P A P Compuserve
+            / / /   top-10 CB
+Handles.
+  Best handle of the day (1) was
+Jello Slut King. (a possible alltime)
+  Second best handle so far (2) was
+aDmiRe A GOod Nurse. Third went to
+Love fishnets. 4th was Juvenis
+Puella(bi); and 5th was Nine Fingers.
+  Shaved Teen turned out to be a guy,
+but it still was innovative enough to
+take 6th. 7th place went to Modem
+Goddess..!! Pantyhose Fetish placed
+8th, and Trapped Whale slipped down
+from second last week to 9th this
+week.
+  Tenth place went to a girl who went
+to bed and came back as Nola With
+Pillow. She brought the jama party to
+CIS, so we didnt have to go there.
+  Too bad.
+  Also rans were Free Electron, and
+Gingersnap. Both rumored to be (bi).
+ 
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+:I was talkin to AH the other day,:
+:and he was discussing that very  :
+:phenomenon.                      :
+:  "We're repeating the 60's with :
+:our clothes, our music, our      :
+:             poetry,             :
+:our rallies. How come we can't   :
+:start repeating the political    :
+:thought too? That's why I'm      :
+:bringing back Steal This Book,   :
+:and Dancin In the Ice Age        :
+:If all goes well, I'll bring back:
+:Woodstock Nation too.            :
+    -    -    -    -      -
+:                                 :
+: For Sale:                       :
+: Steal this Book
+: Steal this Urine Test
+: Square Dancin in the Ice Age.
+Write:
+Contemporary Classics
+PO Box 15
+Worcester, MA 01613
+ 
+NOTES FROM DUST-F-SKI
+   by Dust-f-ski (naturally)
+Just finished shreddin my garbage.
+  Thanks to Wanda Gamble, I have to
+worry about these trivial things.
+  Keeps me out of jail.
+  No visits to the house yet, but my
+mail's being tampered with.
+  I feel raped.
+  Can they do that?
+    -God Bless
+   :
+   :
+ - - - - -
+   :
+   :
+ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
+ . .- - - - - - - - - - - . . . . . .
+ . : HOW TO GET IT DONE  :. . . . . .
+ . : by The 8th Defendant:. . . . . .
+ . .- - - - - - - - - - - . . . . . .
+ . :  an explosive       :. . . . . .
+ . :   t-phile           :. . . . . .
+ . .- - - - - - - - - - - . . . . . .
+ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
+    Other people have written about
+explosives and other nasty things like
+that...well here is some more...
+    You take some stirofoam and add gas
+you will have to work on the amounts
+till you get what you want but the
+correct substance should be a runny
+jelly.you but this jelly in a bottle
+and light it like a cocktail and throw
+it and the jelly will stick to what it
+hits.
+    Put an m-80 in a jar filled with
+bb's add i lid and you have a gernade
+bleach in a rubber then put into a gas
+tank.runn like hell when you do this
+it don't take long to explode.
+    Use bathtub sealer(BF.GOODRICH
+PL200 construction adheasive is
+great)and seal around the vent ports
+on someones car battery so nothing
+leaks out.turn the battery upside down
+leaving the leads connected.the gasses
+will buildup with nowhere to go the
+gasses will explode.
+    Charcoal,sugar,magnesium,saltpeter
+make an easy explosive if under
+pressure.
+    The old easy ohio blue tips
+crammed into a pipe work good.
+    A good detinator is a solar
+igniter used for model rockets.
+If you can't get one of these break
+the glass off of a flash lite bulb
+(1157A auto bulbs work best)be
+careful not to break the filiment.
+add 9 or 12v dc depending on the
+bulb.a good way of doing this is to
+connect some wire to a car battery
+then to one side of a momentary
+switch(always off)and then run some
+wire(50-100ft)to your bulb or other
+igniter needing voltage press the
+button and boom.
+    Well if you already know
+these things sorry
+    Be careful
+ 
+:by the 8th defendant:
+ 
+   MOORABOUT schITT
+  Assets for schITT? 3.9 Billion.
+Total assetts for the whirld corp is
+14B. Liabilities are 3B.
+  D.C. Thomas became chief operating
+officer in April 88. This year schITT
+bought back 5 million shares of their
+stock. I'm not positive on this, but
+I think that's about 5% of the corp.
+  schITT's main accountant is Artie
+Anderson.
+  In '86. schITT transferred almost all
+of its telecom manufacturing operations
+to a joint venture  with Campagnie
+Genearal c'Electricite of France. (A
+french connection? yup. you betcha.
+And even B-4 the great schITT nazi-ism
+days)
+  Other people to watch at schITT
+besides Araskog, and Thomas are:
+  Anderson, Aibel, Simmons, Carpenter,
+Woodward, Weadock, Alleman, Avin,
+Anderson, Archibald, Burnett, David,
+Eagleburger, Keejee, Meyer, Payton,
+Powell, Schoellhorn, White.
+  schITT started in 1920 incorporating
+as International Telephone and
+Telegraph corporation. Corporate name
+changed to schITT 123183. (cont)
+ 
+Well, that's it for this issue of ATI,
+the newspaper that makes everyone
+xmodem. Watch for the next special. Our
+special Berated Belated B-rated
+HalloweenColombus Day issue; and after
+that might be a special "World-Series-
+Baseball-Bores-Me-To-Death" issue.
+ 
+ 
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+vol. 3                      issue 19
+       October-something-88
+  **************
+ ** disclaimer **- - - - - - - - - - .
+  **************                    /
+ /                                 /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to           /  send SASE
+/help y'all, and us  /  stamps???
+change the world    /    to:
+radically, in less /    ATI
+than two minutes  /     c/o Kelly
+increments.      /      BRO Box 94
+- - - - - - - - -       Groton, Ct.
+                               06340
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+AT-Tel               812-446-2881
+ 
+PAP, prime anarchist productions,
+numbers run, for this morning, 6:24
+am. 1988.
+516-922-wine dial a dirty joke.
+516-751-2600 2600 magazine
+201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
+202-456-1414 Reagan's desk
+203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline
+415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine
+619-375-1234 time and temp
+504-356-5619 Loop. Meet someone here
+             who u don wanna give u'r #
+804-225-4063 Bridge. Talk to a bunch
+             of cybernauts all at once.
+415-923-0900 PEACENET.
+ 
+ ($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
+($)NOTAS MUSICAS!!! ($)
+ ($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
+ This Land is Your Land.
+ A patriotic song written by
+Woodrow Wilson Guthrie. Upon
+completing 4th grade, you had
+to know this song.
+ Turns out, Woodie was editor
+and publisher of CWP, (communist
+workers party) newspaper.
+ Weird.
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+:ATI, changing the way people :
+ read for over 2 years.
+:ATI, a freedom paper.        :
+ ATI, a way of life, patriots /
+:ATI, more than just a    - -
+ newspaper, it's the rag /
+:of justice!!!         /
+ - - - - - - - - - - -
+***this newspaper comes out thanks to a
+very temporary grant from the 1ST
+ammendment***
+       ...dont let it dissappear:
+                         vote...
+TO THE EDITORS:
+  Why is Manuel Noriega trading drugs
+to Bush for guns?
+  JS (512)
+ 
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+:I was talkin to AH the other day,:
+:and he was discussing that very  :
+:hysterical (sic) drug phenomenon.:
+:  "We're repeating the 60's with :
+:our clothes, our music, our      :
+:             poetry,             :
+:our rallies. How come we can't   :
+:start repeating the political    :
+:thought too? That's why I'm...   :
+    -    -    -    -      -
+: SELLING:                    :
+: Steal this Book             :
+: Steal this Urine Test       :
+: Square Dancin in the Ice Age:
+: Write:                     /
+:Contemporary Classics      /
+:PO Box 15                 /
+:Worcester, MA 01613      /
+ - - - - - - - - - - - -
+ 
+ 
+DO YOU BELIEVE IN CAPITAL PUNISHMENT?
+Here's a nice concise poem dealing
+with the Omnibus drug clause giving
+the death penalty to drug kingpins. Now
+I'm sure they were ready to convict
+Noriega, but what happens when King
+George the 1st from Bushville is a
+major runner for Noriega?
+  Just say NOriega to drugz???
+  I say:
+ 
+Bush+Noriega=Kingpin/Deathpenalty.
+ 
+That's the poem. One line. Once again
+proving that drugs dont kill people,
+9-0 supreme courts kill people.
+ 
+FfEeDdSs FfEeDdSs FfEeDdSs FfEeDdSs
+SPECIAL FED SECTIONNOITCES DEF LAICEPS
+FfEeDdSs FfEeDdSs FfEeDdSs FfEeDdSs
+ 
+The first guy who tried a sting in
+front of my face. (We almost fell
+for it.)
+  by prime anarchist
+  This guy is a killer dweeb. He used
+half of his bbs as a database for
+the local phreaks. A lot of
+incriminating things were posted. Both
+on HIS part and our part. Here's some
+of it. It turns out this was going
+to be his "easy in" for the Connecticut
+state police Special Forces Team.
+  We took care of him quickly and
+legitimately. (We missed being too late
+by about 3 days) Here's a few of the
+posts to give you a quick idea.
+Msg #  327  Dated 01-01-80 01:43:16
+ From: SYSOP
+   To: THE VERIFIER
+   Re: (R)HMMMMM
+Ok, I got phrack 11 with no problem..
+Only Phrack 10 remains..  What
+BBS are you getting these from ?  I
+don't seem to find them on the
+works..  Care to share a number ?
+           sysop
+Msg #  341  Dated 02-26-87 15:24:59
+ From: SYSOP
+   To: THE VERIFIER
+   Re: FILE
+Hey, I got a file off of the works
+called TELENET.DOC, it has a bunch
+of access and account numbers for the
+telenet network..  Check it out
+and let me know what you can make of
+it...  It is just a list of numbers
+and prefixes, no information on how to
+use it...
+                Dirty Harold
+Msg #  129  Dated 02-03-87 05:44:03
+ From: MARC ARNOLD
+   To: GUMBY OPATROL
+   Re: (R)UPLOADS Last read at
+01:56 on 02/04/87
+Yeah. I never tried the works. It's my
+impression that none of
+the sysops phreak, they're just
+infomaniacs, so have all those
+files. That's probably just a cover
+for the real phun!!!
+Msg #  147  Dated 02-04-87 02:21:15
+ From: MARC ARNOLD
+   To: GUMBY OPATROL
+   Re: (R)BLUE BOXING PLANS!!!
+Sometimes Marc Arnold. Mostly the
+Prime Anarchist.
+I used Reid Maccluggage, but you know
+the score there. I've been
+known to use Louis Levine, David Lien,
+and Justin Cayce.
+other than that, I'm just marc arnold.
+I usually only use fake
+stuff when I'm paranoid. Like official
+AT&T or Tandy affiliated
+boards that just happen to have a hack
+phreak section. Be leary
+there.
+oh, if you see a username, Garbol,
+that's me, too.
+I've mostly been using marc arnold,
+and or prime anarchist. I'm
+now making a name for myself as
+opposed to being annonomous and
+wondered about.
+I have some printouts I'm planning to
+be mailing out, and I want
+people to know who it was instead of
+"mystery person".
+marco
+prime
+anarc
+hist!
+Msg #  207  Dated 02-09-87 16:00:26
+ From: SYSOP
+   To: SAMARIUS IAM
+   Re: (R)FAKE ID UPDATE
+The raised seal that you are talking
+of is just some seal of the city
+in which you were born.  The MVD never
+looks at it, they just "feel" the
+paper to see if it is there.  For
+about
+10-20 bucks, you can buy your
+own seal that will accomplish the same
+thing.  We have one for our
+business.  We had it made for about 30
+bucks and it has our company logo
+on it and the presidents name.  They
+are real easy to come by.                            mmark
+Msg #  177  Dated 02-06-87 12:56:40
+ From: SYSOP
+   To: ALL
+   Re: BUILD DATE..
+Ok Folks.. I am aiming for Sat the
+14th...  Hopefully at night.  we will
+be building the White box...   The
+speakers that I have are 2" X 2" so
+make sure that it will fit into the
+box that you get.
+Please RSVP by message before the 12th.
+ 
+  (He wouldn't have had a legit sting
+anyways. Look at how many things we
+could've used to throw it out.) That
+was the infamous Mark Balantine who
+lived at 262 Garner Ave, New London, CT
+ ---  ----  ---  -----  ---   ---- ---
+(a deliberate-biased editorial)(ready?)
+anyone who truly believes that LD
+should be free would have a hard time
+relating to people who would work 9-5
+busting them. Likewise, feds probably
+cannot comprehend the concept of free
+LD, or free ANYTHING for that matter.
+For this reason, we here at P A P
+are undertaking this       / / /
+profile, hoping that each will
+understand the other. For, somewhere in
+all this truth, I firmly believe, feds
+will put down their hatreds and
+START PHREAKING!!! hehehe.
+  --  ---  --   -----  .-   ---  -.--
+A message to a sysop. (board not named)
+BY: Steve Matthews (software masked
+TO: sysop          for obvious reasons
+10/13/88 10:02am
+Title: Telenet Network Security
+Hi, my name is Steve Matthews and I am
+with GTE Telenet Network Security. I
+wish to be considered for membership.
+At this point you are probability
+saying fuck you. But consider this, I
+came on here up front from the start as
+to who i am and i hope you will take
+my offer up, i am sure we can work
+something out. If you are interested in
+talking to me i can be reach at
+xxx-xxx-xxxx (800 number available upon
+request) Telenet customer service, ask
+for Steve Matthews in Network Security.
+This is on the up and up and no trick,
+plus no charge for the call.
+Thanks
+  Steve.
+          A chick named Wanda Gamble
+is working for MCI and is investigating
+quite a few people who work for this
+newspaper. It has come to pap's
+attention that she's already got quite
+a bit of background info and is startin
+to close the circle in a bit. For this
+reason, ATI will be changin location
+about 3 times in the next year.
+  Now, I cannot think of anything I
+have done to flag MCI communications
+besides getting overextended on my
+calling card. So I'm not too concerned
+about this paper's future. I have
+purchased a shredder however, and am
+disposing of all trash using latest
+pyrotechnology. (gonna take a KGB
+expert to get past ashes)
+  There's also a guy using a handle on
+all the bridges who is gathering
+handles and area codes for a "database"
+he's pretty open about.
+  This kind of stuff happens at theend
+of each year pretty religiously, but
+I have not seen this much fed activity
+since way back in the LOD days.
+  I would watch congress to see if the
+next year or so they dont pass an
+"Omnibus Wirefraud Clause". Hmmm, how
+about the death penalty for purchasing
+an extender from a bum at Penn Central
+Station, New York City!!!
+ 
+MORE SCHITT ON ITT.
+  schITT stock is currently listed on
+the NY, Tokyo, Vienna, London, Paris,
+Bern, Geneva, Lausanne, Brussels,
+Basel, Frankfurt, and Zurich stock
+exchanges.
+  schITT writes property, casualty,
+life, accident, and health insurance.
+They make consumer and commercial loans
+and provide financing to ITT customers.
+They provide domestic LD, telex, and
+other record and data communications
+services including email. They publish
+fonebooks and operate a network of
+hotels (working on it. dont rush me!!!)
+and Inns, and is active in land
+development.
+ 
+NOBODY gets pregnant if they have
+a Happy Hollow Weenie(Happy Halloween)
+ 
+Smuglet: HalucinoGIN- the chemical you
+ingest (liquid or powder) by Sunday
+or Monday afternoon after uttering the
+hallowed Sun morn words, "I'll never
+drink again".
+Brought on by the Pink Elephant you
+saw friday that returned and farted on
+your head saturday.
+ 
+Beware: Large Orange CabbagePatch dolls
+ 
+"Call immediately. Time is running out.
+We both need to do something monstrous
+before we die."
+  message from ralph steadman (441) to
+  Hunter S. Thompson. (303)
+ 
+  "That is going to cause them trouble
+in South Africa. It is like telling
+fish to stay out of water, and the
+Afrikaners are serious. They are
+universally recognized-- even among
+non-political travelers-- to be THE
+Worst People In The World.
+  Hunter Thompson (303)
+ 
+Whelp, that's it for ATI19. hope: you
+a)liked it
+b)got a lot out of it
+or c)use it some.
+ 
+And for God's sake, vote.
+  "Consider the alternative".
+ f zappa (213)
+ 
+ 
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+    activist times, incorporated!!!
+        a weekly cybernote.
+ 
+vol. 3                      issue 20
+       October-something-88
+ATI/PAP declares state of emergency.
+ 
+  Activist Times, Incorporated urges all US citizens who consider themselves
+dynamic to consider taking an extreme leftist stance to offset this recent
+emergency.
+  "This is a temprorary attack," says Prime Anarchist. "After this you can go
+back to being middle of the road, or moderate right. But you have to see the
+graveness of this CIA shit or youre a real dweeb."
+  Anarchist says he's a registered republican but sees the need to put a
+democrat in office for at least 4 years.
+  "If nothing else," says anarchist, "vote on the judicial issue. I hate
+Dukakis, but we need him next month!!!"
+ 
+  **************
+ ** disk-lamer **    <<<-===---
+  **************
+  ATI ALLOWS CORRESPONDENCE of all
+kinds.
+  If you have a bitch with a particular article, your bitch is with that
+particular author. Send a letter if something bugs you.
+  And please don't be mad at us because of something we didnt censor out.
+  ATI doesnt censor.
+  / - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - /
+ /            yIPPIE!.!            /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a    /
+journalistic, causistic,        /
+- -/cyberpolitical      - - - -/
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to           /  send SASE
+/help y'all, and us  /  stamps???
+change the world    /    to:
+radically, in less /    ATI
+than two minutes  /     c/o Kelly
+increments.      /      BRO Box 94
+- - - - - - - - -       Groton, Ct.
+                               06340
+ 
+  ATI ANNOUNCES NEW HOST BBS'S (Montville/Sanfrancisco)--Activist Times, Inc.
+has added two new bulletin boards for availablity.
+  One Byte is in Waterford Connecticut at 203-444-1597; Peacenet is in San
+Francisco, CA. Access One Byte just by calling it; you should have access
+within a day.
+  Peacenet can be accessed thru telenet; but call their voice number,
+415-923-0900 for more information.
+  Tales Gallery is down until the end of November.
+  "I'm leechin," says TG (203). "I ran a program to autolog on a few mainframes
+that I've programmed in; and I'm runnin y-modem to suck every morsel of
+information they have online.  I should have a real awesome database in 3
+weeks".
+  Tales, says the bbs will still be free to access.
+  -pa-
+         #  #
+         #  #
+       ########
+         #  #
+         #  #
+       ########
+         #  #
+         #  #
+ 
+PAP, prime anarchist productions, numbers run, for this evening, 10:41 am.
+1988.
+ 
+516-922-wine dial a dirty joke.
+516-751-2600 2600 magazine
+201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
+202-456-1414 Reagan's desk
+203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline
+415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine
+619-375-1234 time and temp
+504-356-5619 Loop. Meet someone here who u don wanna give u'r #
+804-225-4063 Bridge. Talk to a bunch of cybernauts all at once.
+415-923-0900 PEACENET.
+ 
+ 
+***Call these awe-fish-y'all ATI
+Host BBS's. AuTobahn 703-629-4422
+Tales gAllery        203-834-0367
+AT-Tel               812-446-2881
+Peacenet             telenet. (call voice for details)
+One Byte             203-444-1597
+ 
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - .
+          FAH-Q'S CORNER        ..
+                                . .
+  "I WAS JUST PUTTING litter    .  .
+in its place".                  .H  .
+                                . O  .
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - .  O .
+                                .  T.
+ .     FAH-Q is the official      .  .
+  .     Irish Road Warrior         . .
+   .                                ..
+    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -.
+ 
+ "WE HATE THE UNITED WAY"is that what the city of providence,RI.is saying when
+they look at tv.seems there was an actress wearing a brown uniform an add for
+the united way of RI.  that looked just like a providence metermaid's uniform.
+public safty commissioner CHARLES A.  PISATURO said that he asked the adds be
+removed due to the complaints of a rival charity,the providence fund for
+community progress,said that the add implies a city endorsement for THE UNITED
+WAY.  the add was removed from tv.
+ 
+F.B.I agent was fired for selling drugs
+ RODERICK KIMMONS an 8 year veteran,36 of chicago,is accused of selling a 1/4
+gram of cocaine to an undercover agent for $40 thursday at a nightclub.and a
+gram to a cooperating witness for $100 an F.B.I spokesman said.
+ 
+ SCOUT LEADER SENTENCED IN SEX ASSAULTS in HARTFORD,CT court DAVID A,BISHOP,37
+told the judge"i am not the monster i'm painted to be".BISHOP scoutmaster of a
+boyscout troop in SOUTHINGTON,CT from 1985 till his dismissal in FEB.  pleaded
+guilty to 7 counts of 2ED degree sexual assault and 5 counts of risk of injury
+to a minor.
+ 
+THE GAMES PEOPLE PLAY?  WASHINGTON,DC.- the house passed legislation on friday
+ordering the government to ban the sale of lawn darts,a game that is blamed for
+the deaths of 3 people in the past 10 years on a 304-51 vote,the lawmakers
+approved the bill.the consumer product safety commission has 60 days to
+prohibit the sale of lawn darts,unless it determines that lawn darts cannot
+cause puncture wounds.
+ 
+ANDREI SAKHAROV to visit the us next month.he will be in n.y.c and we will be
+there to get the story to you he will be in boston also so maby we will go to
+both.heheheheh
+ 
+ I PLEAD JOLLY GENTS TO REFLAG
+ FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA
+ AND TO THE REPUBLICAN WITCH HER STANDS
+ ONE NATION
+ UNDER GUARD
+ WITH LIBERTY
+ AND JUST US
+ FOR OIL
+ 
+ ($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
+($)NOTAS MUSICAS!!! ($)
+ ($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
+  (516)922-9463.
+ 
+  Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling, a comedian and radio personality from East
+Norwich, New York, has been a pro entertainer since age 14. He started playing
+guitar in a rock and roll band before the coming of the Beatles, played all
+thru his schooling at Michigan State University (mechanical engineer '71), and
+continued in a Long Island-based comedy/original music trio the now infamous
+Off Hour Rockers.
+  Jackie made the switch to stand-up in '79 and started "Use Your Finger!!
+922-WINE!!" the world's only x-rated joke line (516)922-9463, which is still in
+operation and gets thousands of calls a day from all over the world.  With the
+help of his laugh line, Jackie has been producing and promoting comedy shows
+since the recent boom was in its infancy.
+  Jackie became "The Joke Man" when his joke line was picked up by Rick Dees
+from KIIS-FM in Los Angeles for his daily morning show. "Jackie The Joke Man"
+is now a regular feature on Rick's nationally syndicated radio show.
+  Jackie is best known in the NY Metro area as a member of FM radio's The
+Howard Stern Show, heard daily from 6-10 AM on 92.3 K-Rock.
+  He's playing at Governor's Comedy Shop in Long Island this week, and anyone
+who might make it should call 516-731-3358 for more info.
+  What did they sing at Walt Disney's funeral? Freeze a jolly good fellow.
+  Why does an elephant have four feet?  He'd look awkward at 6 inches.
+  What's brown and has holes?  Swiss shit.
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+:ATI, changing the way people :
+ read for over 2 years.
+:ATI, a freedom paper.        :
+ ATI, a way of life, patriots /
+:ATI, more than just a    - -
+ newspaper, it's the rag /
+:of justice!!!         /
+ - - - - - - - - - - -
+ 
+**************************************
+**************************************
+***** A n   E d i t o r i a l ********
+**************************************
+***** By Fred Engle ******************
+**************************************
+**************************************
+ 
+In the 5/24/88 issue of USA Today, the editorial page was devoted to discussion
+of the FBI's recent practice of demanding records from the Public Library so as
+to determine who is borrowing what books.
+ 
+They are doing this under the guise of detecting and discovering Russian spy's
+in the United States.  I guess we all expect the FBI to do something this dumb
+and to infringe on our freedoms to this degree.  The really surprising part of
+all this is that USA Today surveyed seven (7) people and of those seven, 4 said
+they didn't care if the FBI inquired about what books they checked out from the
+Library and only 3 said they objected to the practice.  The standard reason for
+approval revolved around the premise that you shouldn't have to worry if you
+weren't doing anything wrong or subversive; and only people with a guilty
+conscience would object.  Can you believe that?  The FBI is going beyond their
+authority.  Our freedom is again dimished.
+ 
+TO THE EDITORS:
+  Why is Manuel Noriega trading drugs to Bush for guns?
+  JS (512)
+ 
+ATI
+c/o Kelley
+BRO Box 94
+Groton, Ct. 06340
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+: For Sale:                   :
+: Steal this Book             :
+: Steal this Urine Test       :
+: Square Dancin in the Ice Age:
+: Write:                     /
+:Contemporary Classics      /
+:PO Box 15                 /
+:Worcester, MA 01613      /
+ - - - - - - - - - - - -
+naziwatchNAZIWATCHnaziwatchNAZIWATCH
+nAzI  the final shit on ITT!!!  NaZi
+NAZIWATCHnaziwatchNAZIWATCHnaziwatch
+ 
+ITT manufactures a wide variety of electronic components and semicon devices,
+defense and space telecom equipment, heating products, a wide range of pumps,
+controls, and instrumentation products including hi-tech instruments for
+control and monitoring of fluids and energy conservation and a broad range of
+valves and pumps. They also manufacture a broad range of automotive parts like
+brake systems, suspension systems, body and chassis components, and numerous
+electromechanical and electronic components.
+  schITT is also involved in woodpulp manufacturing, including cellulose, logs,
+lumber and treated wood products.  They mine and process 5% of all US coal.
+  Total Income for each year? A couple hundred thousand dollars.
+  Yeah, right.
+   ...  ..   ....
+A NAZI AMERICA???
+  The old lady across the street from me said she thinks America is looking
+more and more like nazi Germany every day.
+  The lady lived and worked in nazi Germany as a born citizen, just like you
+and I would work here in New York or New Jersey.
+  She says she watched the whole nazi experience grow right from its early
+inception on up thru the actual killing of humans.
+  What things can she see as early signs?
+1) extreme nationalism
+2) symbol worship (flag)
+3) overt racism.
+4) covert leaders (bush/cia?)
+5) material fear (aids?)
+6) witch-hunting hysteria (drugs?)
+   -naziwatch-
+ 
+***lighter note***---===> What's the difference between a pumpkin and Dan
+Quayle? There's gonna be a light on in one of 'em.
+ 
+@#@ATTENTION ALL CYBERNAUTS#@#
+ 
+916-689-6241 IS NO LONGER a BBS. Please dont call it.
+  I spoke with a young lady at 4 this morning, and she seemed pleasantly
+receptive; but she sayd she's used to these annoying calls.
+  So have some compassion and strike this one from your list.
+ 
+20-20-20-20-20-20. Whelp. That's it for ATI20. We had phun puttin out this one.
+Came really quick. expect 21 to be feisty, fresh, and raggon. We'll be
+rereleasing 9 if we can find it too.  If anyone has it on their board, send it
+along. thanks.
+ 
+ 
+ 
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+ 
+ 
+  SPECIAL
+ 21 &
+OVER ISSUE.
+    ****     ********    ********
+   ******    ********    ********
+  **    **      **          **
+  ********      **          **
+  **    **      **          **
+  **    **      **       ********
+  **    **      **       ********
+          c       i              n
+           t       m              c
+            i       e              .
+             v       s
+              i       ,
+               s
+      .         t
+     ...
+    .. ..
+    . 21.
+   ..   ..     AT&T. WE'VE GOT YOU
+  .... ....      BY THE CALLS.
+ ...........
+ 
+  **************
+ ** disclaimer **--------------------/
+  **************                    /
+ /                                 /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI. A------/
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization, that  / LIKE THIS INFO
+ /tries always to     / ??? SEND A DON-
+/help y'all, and us, /  ATION. Stamps??
+change the world,   /    to:
+radically, in less /    ATI
+than two minute   /     c/o Kelly
+increments.      /      BRO Box 94
+- - - - - - - - -       Groton, Ct.
+                               06340
+***Call these awe-fish-y'all ATI
+Host BBS's. AuTobahn 703-629-4422
+ONE BYTE             203-444-1597
+AT-Tel               812-446-2881
+PEACENET  415-923-0900 FOR DETAILS
+ 
+  The condom in this issue has been
+electronically stored on page 3. You'll
+find the rim a little thin. That was
+Carter-Trojan's idea to make it easier
+to
+pack. Fear not. It's just as safe.
+  Even if you didn't plan on having
+sex, go out there and make use of this
+rubber.
+  Don't let a good thing go to waste.
+  The instructions, on how to use one
+(as well as how to have sex in general)
+are in plain black bold block letter,
+so even your 7 year old sister can read
+the words "erect penis" and "coming",
+as well as "penetration" and "semen".
+  If she asks questions or takes an
+interest, why not show her how it's
+used.
+"The top of the condom (RIM) should be
+held firmly when withdrawing to avoid
+spilling the semen".
+  We sent these condoms out so you'd
+all perform safe sex; but mostly so
+you'd
+perform sex.
+  How else would my dad sell HIS
+magazines. We didnt write the book of
+Love;
+but here's to say "we want you to play
+by the rules".
+ P A P, presents:
+/ / /
+               Prime Anarchist's
+numbers run, for this morning, 8:29
+am.,
+sometime late October... 1988.
+ 
+800-833-news National Student News
+617-292-4823 Hunger Campaign
+441-230-1212 (dont forget the country
+441-230-3456 stuff) Scotland Yard
+613-548-1278 Some Aussie Pie Factory
+303-499-7111 Atomic clock. (call at
+different times, for assorted stuff
+507-28-5166  Manuel NOriega
+507-64-5353  Major Lopez (his VP)
+516-922-wine dial a dirty joke
+313-663-0486 PSSC Students for Social
+Change
+512-451-5915 Texas SSC
+212-966-9494 National Lawyers Guild
+212-966-5000 World guild
+401-351-7722 Providence branch of NLG
+516-751-2600 2600 magazine
+201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
+202-456-1414 Reagan's desk
+203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline
+415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine
+619-375-1234 time and temp
+415-923-0900 PEACENET.
+ 
+ ($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
+($)NOTAS MUSICAS!!! ($)
+ ($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
+       IS THE POPE CATHOLIC!?!
+ 
+     A Board-Game Review
+ 
+  Not just an oft-heard rhetorical
+question but the name of a historical
+and
+hilarious new board game. Full of fun
+and humor. Rich with nostalgia. A great
+way to resurrect fond memories.
+Players journey around the rosary bead
+board
+and climb the rungs of the Church
+heirarchical ladder... all in a quest
+to
+become Pope and winner. A delightful
+gift for friends who share a Catholic
+heritage or who adore trivia or both.
+Easy to learn, two to six can play.
+  I havent played it yet, it looks
+boring.
+         ..      ..
+TO THE TUNE OF YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE
+TAPE MESSAGE:
+ 
+  Hi, I'm Dan Rather Not and with me
+today, I have someone on the telefone.
+  Uh, what did you say your name was?
+And, uh, what does your call regard?
+Uh, and just for the record, what's
+your telephone number?
+  Uh, how do you feel about the fact
+that if you leave that info at the
+beep,
+we'll return your call as soon as
+possible.
+  Here's that beep, and good nite.
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+:ATI, over 30,000 characters  :
+      assassinated.
+:ATI, a hammer of justice     :
+ ATI, patriotism without flag/
+:                 waving /--
+ ATI, your pipeline
+:     to where it's at!/
+ - - - - - - - - - - -
+TO THE EDITORS:
+  Why is Manuel Noriega trading drugs
+to Bush for guns?
+  JS (512)
+
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+ 
+*****
+*******
+   ** **
+   ** **
+*******
+*****      activist
+            times
+      **     tel-inc!!!
+      **
+********
+********
+      **      SPECIAL
+      **      NEW JERSEY
+              BELL ISSUE
+      **
+**    **
+********
+********
+**    **        ...
+      **       .   .
+               . 22.
+vol. 3          ...
+       October-something-88
+ 
+  **************
+ ** disclaimer **- - - - - - - - - - .
+  **************                    /
+ /                                 /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to           /  send SASE
+/help y'all, & us    /  stamps???
+bring to the world  /    to:
+radical change in  /    ATI
+two or so minute  /     c/o Kelly
+increments.      /      BRO Box 94
+- - - - - - - - -       Groton, Ct.
+                               06340
+***Call these awe-fish-y'all ATI
+Host BBS's. AuTobahn 703-629-4422
+AT-Tel               812-446-2881
+Peacenet (call 415-923-0900 for info)
+ 
+    #
+   ###
+  #   #
+  #   #
+ ##   ##
+#########
+ 
+     CLASS CALLING: A GOOD FEATURE OR
+NOT. Getting Around Fascist Checksums
+     by Happy Hacker (412)
+ 
+ 
+     New Jersey Bell has announced that
+they will make their Class Calling
+Services available in selected areas of
+New Jersey on November 1st, and expect
+to offer it statewide by late next
+year.  State regulators in New Jersey
+approved this group of services on
+October 12, 1988 in a 2-to-1 vote.
+     Class Calling services include the
+following: Call Block, in which
+customers can block out calls from
+certain numbers they do not wish to
+receive calls from, Priority Call, in
+which customers can have calls coming
+from certain numbers they specify be
+announced by a special ring, Repeat
+Call, which allows continuous redialing
+of the last number dialed, Select
+Forward, which transfers calls from up
+to 6 specified numbers to another
+telephone number, Return Call, which
+allows a person to automatically call
+back the last telephone number that
+called it, Call Trace, where customers
+can automatically trace the last call
+completed to their telephones by
+dialing a three-digit code, and
+Caller ID, where the originating number
+of all incoming calls is displayed on
+an LED device attached to the tele-
+phone (The LED device must be purchased
+separately for $70-80).
+     Class Calling features are affect-
+ed by intralata calls only.  Calls
+originating from outside NJ or calls
+crossing the 201/609 area will not
+be affected by Class Calling features.
+Also, Class Calling is currently
+only available in Hudson County and
+Atlantic City.  Currently, only calls
+originatiing and terminating in these
+areas are able to utilize Class Calling
+features.  Once the service is avail-
+able statewide, however, all intralata
+calls will be subject to Class.  And
+although it's obvious that Crossbar
+and Step-by-step switched areas cannot
+utilize Class Calling, the number
+of areas served by these switches in
+New Jersey is extremely small.
+     Sounds great, doesn't it? Marvell-
+ing at these wonders of technology?
+Don't applaud it too quickly.  All
+telephone users should become
+concerned with these services, as they
+are an invasion of caller's privacy.
+     Also, the Call Trace feature
+arises another concern mentioned by
+many telecom enthusiasts, including
+2600 Magazine: It seems that many
+services that were done free of charge
+by telephone companies are developing
+charges.  The Call Trace feature is
+perhaps a herald of days to come where
+people harrassed by annoyance calls
+must PAY to have their harrassers
+caught.  The Call Trace feature permits
+persons to trace calls, but at the cost
+of $1 per each traceable call (The call
+must be an intralata (non-long dis-
+tance) call).  The results of each
+traceable call are released to the
+autorities at a customer's request.
+However, even when a call is deemed
+"traceable" by NJ Bell and the customer
+is billed $1 for the trace, the call
+may not be indeed traceable, as was in
+the case of a New Jersey man who paid   the sum of $42 for call traces, only
+to find out by the police department
+that only approximately 5 of them
+were "traceable".
+     However, worse yet are the impli-
+cations of the Caller ID service, which
+is what bulk of this article will
+discuss.  New Jersy Board of Public
+Utilities president Christine Todd
+Whitman voted against approving the
+Class Calling services, pointing outut  several problems she had with the
+Caller ID service, in an article in
+The Star Ledger, a NJ-based newspaper.
+     Since the Caller ID service causes
+telephone users to unknowingly transmit
+their telephone numbers by simply
+placing a call, this can cause serious
+problems for may people.  Whitman
+pointed out that many people make
+job/work-related calls from home and
+would not like their home numbers
+disclosed to parties they call.
+Doctors, social workers and other
+professionals often make these types of
+calls.  Whitman also pointed out that   people who need help may be discouraged
+from calling anonymous helplines out
+of fear of their telephone numbers
+being identified.  And let's take that
+thought a step further: Persons who
+might wish to anonymously give infor-
+mation to local authorities might
+be discouraged to do so, fearing they
+might be indentified through disclosal
+of their telephone numbers.
+     NJ Bell points out that one of
+the benefits of Caller ID is that it
+will discourage telephone "abusers",
+i.e., people who place prank calls.
+However, they fail to realize that it
+will create a sort of anarchy, in which
+people will confront callers who they
+feel are "pranking" them by calling
+them back.  This can cause a simple
+hangup call to escalate into a far
+worse situation.
+     One example of such an escalation
+can be seen in a real-life occurrence
+described to this author.  A girl
+placing a local call dialed an
+incorrect number. Realizing she had
+dialed a wrong number, she hung up the
+phone shortly after the called party
+had picked up the phone.  After hanging
+up the phone, she looked for the
+correct number to call.  Suddenly, her
+phone rang.
+ 
+  "Hello?", answered the girl.
+   "Don't EVER do that again", spoke
+ a threatening voice into the phone.
+ 
+Yes, that DID happen.  And, the girl
+realized, after being frightened by the
+phone call, that she had indeed mis-
+takenly dialed the number of an
+acquaintence who susbscribed to Caller
+ID.
+     Caller ID will undoubtedly create
+many more uncomfortable situations
+like the one described above.  And,
+a strange sort of telephone "anarchy"
+will result, as NJ Bell refuses to
+step into any sort of phone harrassment
+situation once the Caller ID subsciber
+has confronted a person he feels is
+placing harassing calls to him.
+     Besides the obvious gross
+violations of privacy to all citizens,
+BBS callers are especially adversely
+affected by Caller ID.  Think of the
+result if BBS sysops begin to subscribe
+to Caller ID to identify incoming
+calls to their BBSs.  Many BBS callers
+enjoy bulletin boards due to the
+anonymity associated with calling them.
+They expect privacy.  Many BBS callers,
+for one reason or another do not wish
+to disclose their identity of phone
+number to other BBS users, even sysops.
+Caller ID can be used against these
+people to identify them against their
+wishes.  Also, BBS sysops subscribing
+to Caller ID can instantly check the
+validity of personal information left
+by a new user on his system.  If a BBS
+sysop catches a user leaving false
+personal information, he can relay
+this information to other area sysops.
+The result is that the BBS user who
+just wishes for a little privacy can
+find himself blacklisted from many
+bulletin boards.                             Caller ID will can also seriously
+affect the activites of telecom
+enthusiasts and casual hackers as well.
+Small, local computer systems with
+little security may subscribe to Caller
+ID to combat hackers from entering
+their systems.   Long distance services
+such as MCI, and packet switched
+networks such as Telenet and Tymnet
+may subscribe to Caller ID to identify
+all incoming calls to their systems.
+Consider the implications!
+     So, sounds pretty bad, eh?  So,
+you don't want your calls selectively
+forwarded, announced by special rings,
+blocked out, returned, or otherwise
+traced?  There are ways around Class
+features!  One way is to use an
+alternate carrier while placing a call.
+Alternate carriers are often used
+to place intralata toll calls for
+economical reasons.  But, the easiest
+way to combat Class features is to
+simply add a "1" plus the area code
+you are calling while placing intralata
+calls.  For example, if you are in
+the 201 NPA, and you are calling the
+number 656-9999, simply dial
+1-201-656-9999.  By dialing your call
+in this fashion, it will override all
+Class Calling features, including
+Caller ID and Call Trace.  Or, simply
+plug into your neighbor's line with
+some alligator clips while placing
+calls that you do not wish to be traced
+to you.  The more people that are
+aware of these methods, the more
+privacy the public will remain to have.
+Go to it, friends...
+ 
+ 
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+:ATI, changing the way people :
+ read for over 2 years.
+:ATI, a freedom paper.        :
+ ATI, a way of life, patriots /
+:ATI, more than just a    - -
+ newspaper, it's the rag /
+:of justice!!!         /
+ - - - - - - - - - - -
+#b#b#b#b#b#b
+el section #    Living Colour
+de musica  b    Que Idea!!!
+b#b#b#b#b#b#
+     Living color is a 3-piece
+all-black heavy metal band.  They're
+awesome.
+The guitarist rocks out, I can tell
+you that. And the lyrics are what metal
+SHOULD be. I've only heard one cut so
+far, so shouldnt judge the guys yet.
+  I was so excited I just had to tell
+you. Living Colour are awesome.  s/
+prime
+ 
+PAP, prime anarchist productions,
+numbers run, for this morning, 7:50:24
+am.
+1988.
+ 
+516-922-wine dial a dirty joke.
+201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
+415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine
+619-375-1234 time and temp
+800-833-news National student news ser
+303-499-7111 Atomic clock
+212-966-9494 National Lawyers Guild, NY
+212-966-5000 NLG, World branch
+401-351-7722 Laywers Guild, Prov
+ 
+TO THE EDITORS:
+  Why is Manuel Noriega trading drugs
+to Bush for guns?
+  JS (512)
+ 
+Well, that's it for 22. The special
+New Jersey Bell issue. Hope you liked
+it, and remember, Cybe out.
+ 
+ 
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+        ivist times inc!!!
+vol. 3                      issue 23
+       November-One-'88
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+numbers run, for this morning, 8:32:29
+am.
+1988.
+ 
+516-922-wine dial a dirty joke.
+516-751-2600 2600 magazine
+201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
+202-456-1414 Reagan's desk
+203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline
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+ 
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - .
+          FAH-Q'S CORNER        ..
+                                . .
+  "I WAS JUST PUTTING litter    .  .
+in its place".                  .H  .
+                                . O  .
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - .  O .
+                                .  T.
+ .     FAH-Q is the official      .  .
+  .     Irish Road Warrior         . .
+   .                                ..
+    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -.
+ 
+A new class of person has been found
+lurking the streets of New York.
+  The NOPIE. NOPIES are people that
+have vowed a personal NO to drug use
+but
+firmly believe that no one has the
+right to tell others whether they
+should do
+something to their bodies or not.
+  NOPIES replace the yuppie for the
+following reasons.  1) yuppie was the
+me
+generation.
+   NOPIE represents the nobody
+generation. In fact, they are even
+appointing
+Nobody as an alternative candidate to
+the ones currently runnin.  2) yuppies
+are extremely wealthy and seldom give
+to causes.
+   NOPIES are sometimes seen being
+busted for picking up stoned hitch-
+hikers
+and consequently thrown in jail
+overnight as an accomplis. When given
+the
+chance between jail/fines/donations
+NOPIES oftentimes give money to NORML.
+ 3)
+yuppies usually have high tech jobs
+like pissmonitor, or pissinspector.
+   NOPIES are usually cited with
+putting battery acid in the samples, or
+selling their clean specimens to
+friends.
+   All in all the NOPIE will be seen
+as a prominent force in the future of
+Amerikan activism. While status quo
+people and Party Liners "just say no",
+you'll hear an occasional "nope", come
+out of a smirky looking face. That's a
+NOPIE
+ ($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
+($)NOTAS MUSICAS!!! ($)
+ ($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
+ 
+NOTES FROM THE TOAD. A New Haven
+Yippie Convention.
+  ATI recently attended a Vicious
+Hippies/Wavy Gravy concert.
+  It was phenomenal.
+  Wavy Gravy started us off with his
+"Gong Bong". It involved sitting indian
+style in a circle holding hands.  We
+were to breath in slowly and deeply
+thru
+our noses til we couldnt take any more
+in, then you let it out hissing thru
+your teeth. 14 times is an official
+GongBong, according to Hugh Romney, aka
+Wavy Gravy. He suggested we start out
+with just 7 since we're east coast, and
+cant relate to peace and harmony quite
+yet.
+  The Yale dweebs got offended and
+demanded a chance at 14, so we did
+fourteen.
+Success. On the 14th "hit" you scream
+out whatever comes out your lungs, and
+the band (Vicious Hippies) takes the
+noise in and resubmits it as raucous
+rock-n-roll.
+  And rock, they did.
+  There was a pinjuggler off in the
+corner, and an old guy up front doing
+the
+swim to an Elvis tune. He did assorted
+other archaic dances to amuse the young
+crowd. Wavy Gravy was out on the dance
+floor waving a wammo bubble blower full
+of soap bubbles having a grand old
+time.
+  I'd say the most unique part of
+their sound would be from the
+percussionist
+with his exotic instruments, and the
+keyboardist with his unmistakable
+Hammond
+organ mixed in with assorted synths.
+  After about six songs of grateful
+dead type all out uninhibited dancing,
+we
+took a quick break for drinks or
+whatever, and out came Wavy Gravy. He
+brought
+out two chairs. One to sit in, and the
+other to hold his makeup kit.  More
+than
+a musician, more than an activist,
+more than a standup comedian, wavy
+gravy is
+a clown.
+  "Clowns are safe," says Gravy. "Can
+you say that?" he asks the audience.
+"Clowns are safe". He began putting on
+his makeup while telling us about times
+he took advantage of the fact that
+cops WILL NOT HARM A CLOWN ON NATIONAL
+TV.
+  A peace activist in the 60's, 70's,
+80's and 90's, gravy is these days
+trying
+to stop a logging company in Norton,
+VT from doing their dirty work.  They
+apparently got permission to do
+logging on thousands of acres that
+Gravy and
+"the people" legally purchased back in
+the 60's. The head logger is John
+Belued, and for more information on
+how YOU CAN HELP STOP THIS LOGGING
+SHIT,
+call Laura at 802-754-6695.
+  He helped us dance to the Vicious
+Hippies, and he helped sing to some of
+their (his as well) songs. The least
+we can do is get him the people's land
+back, eh?
+  He ended the show singing a few
+songs from his album with the help of
+the
+Hippies, and his helpers sold Tshirts,
+albums, and bumperstickers off in the
+hall. All in all, it was a good show.
+  "Hey, how's this for the tourist
+problem?" said Radio Bob Fass. "Wavy
+Gravy
+gets dressed up real straight and buys
+a ticket to go on one of the tours We
+all get dressed up as cowboys and hold
+up the bus when it turns the corner
+into
+Second Avenue. We board it, pull Wavy
+off and hang him from the lamp post.
+Well, not really. We rig up one of
+those harnesses under his jacket just
+like
+they do in the movies."
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+:ATI, changing the way people :
+ read for over 2 years.
+:ATI, a freedom paper.        :
+ ATI, a way of life, patriots /
+:ATI, more than just a    - -
+ newspaper, it's the rag /
+:of justice!!!         /
+ - - - - - - - - - - -
+ 
+TO THE EDITORS:
+  Why is Manuel Noriega trading drugs
+to Bush for guns?
+  JS (512)
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+:I was talkin to AH the other day,:
+:and he was discussing that very  :
+:hysterical (sic) drug phenomenon.:
+:  "We're repeating the 60's with :
+:our clothes, our music, our      :
+:             poetry,             :
+:our rallies. How come we can't   :
+:thought too? That's why I'm      :
+:bringing back Steal This Book,   :
+:and Dancin In the Ice Age        :
+:If all goes well, I'll bring back:
+:Woodstock Nation too.            :
+    -    -    -    -      -
+:                             :
+: For Sale:                   :
+: Steal this Book             :
+: Steal this Urine Test       :
+: Square Dancin in the Ice Age:
+: Write:                     /
+:Contemporary Classics      /
+:PO Box 15                 /
+:Worcester, MA 01613      /
+ - - - - - - - - - - - -
+ 
+"Quayle isn't qualified to lead the
+nation. How hard Mr. Bush must swallow
+when
+he talks about the senator's
+abilities!" --New London Day newspaper
+ 
+Comes the time Prime Anarchist must
+endorse the Duke. Michael Dukakis is
+the
+better of the two.
+  Heck, he's not even the lesser of
+two evils. Some of the democrat
+platforms I
+dont agree with, but a little
+lobbying, and assorted other activism
+can help
+offset any of his ideas. Plus, he's
+gonna have some damned good advisors up
+there.
+  Frankly, Bush scares me. There's
+nothing worse than having a KGB member
+leading the nation. Except the KGB's
+former leader!!!
+  There's simply no excuse for secret
+leadership of the Central Intelegence
+(I
+refuse to spell this word correctly in
+that context) Agency. We have a
+definite
+conspiracy here. I heard Raygun the
+other morning saying he truly wants to
+repeal the 22nd Ammendment. "Not for
+myself anymore, but for George. I think
+when you're on a roll, you should have
+a chance to rule 3 or more terms. Not
+just two".
+  I have a feeling the incredibly rich
+executive leader is gonna do some
+serious lobbying in his spare time
+next January. Scared? You betcha.
+  Read Dukakis' platform entirely. If
+there's more than 3 things you dont go
+for, then by all means, vote Bush. Or
+go Libertarian. But please, if at all
+possible, let's have a democrat the
+next 4 years to offset these TERRIBLE
+injustices we've suffered, the last 7.
+  I say, Dukakis is our only path this
+January.
+ 
+Wail, that's it for 22!!! Can you
+believe it? It was a short one, but
+chock
+full of great energy. Remember, you
+can get back issues real chepe to
+spread
+out at Grateful Dead shows, Moodie
+Blues concerts, etc. Heck, why not
+stand out
+in front of the post office alongside
+your WRL friends and pass em out.
+ 
+  They'll feel supported. hehehehe.
+Prime
+ 
+ 
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+ 
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+ 
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+ 
+                ....
+               ..  ..
+               . 24 .
+               ..  ..
+                ....
+                      Nov. 5, 1988
+ 
+  **************
+ **   RAGON!!  **- - - - - - - - - - .
+  **************                    /
+ /                                 /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to           /  send SASE
+/help y'all, and us  /  stamps???
+change the world    /    to:
+radically, in less /  ATI
+than two minutes  / c/o Kelly
+flat.            /  BRO Box 94
+- - - - - - - - -  Groton, Ct.
+                   06340
+ 
+The nowfamous P A P      Numbers run
+             / / /      for 8:40am 1988
+ 
+516-922-wine dial a dirty joke.
+516-751-2600 2600 magazine
+201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
+202-456-1414 Reagan's desk
+203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline
+415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine
+619-375-1234 time and temp
+415-923-0900 PEACENET
+-:-:-:-:-:-:-
+  ATI Gets         .reprinted from
+ Sentimental        ATi issue one.
+-:-:-:-:-:-:-
+MEGALOMODEMANIA   by Prime Anarchist
+- - - - - - - -      - - - - - - - -
+ 
+This is ATI's first hardcopy issue.
+  ATI was born on an Atari personal
+computer February 9th when I returned
+from
+a New Jersey-Albany-NYC- Providence
+stint which was a direct result of the
+Rutgers Convention.
+  Other issues will come out as
+needed. (you'll probably see us at a
+few Dead
+shows, Terence D'Arby concerts, and
+maybe a Celtics game here and there)
+  But for the most part, you can only
+get ATI online, using your modem at
+Infomaniack BBS. (401)596-8338
+  If you feel you MUST DEMAND a
+printout of the latest activity
+online, send a
+SASE (a couple extra stamps inside
+might be nice too) to:  ATI C/O Kelley
+BRO
+Box 94 Groton, Ct 06340 USA
+  After interacting with so many
+hundreds of freethinking fellow
+humanoids I
+decided it's my obligation to use
+everything I do in life to positive
+ends.
+  Which means my guitar, my personal
+computer, and my journalism skills had
+to
+be sold back to Free America. No more
+National Party Line letters to the
+editors, groovy love songs, or
+compuserve sex chats. It's time to
+live an
+active life. With trouble brewing in
+every single speck of our Earth, these
+are
+the times for activism.
+  It is time for ATI.
+ 
+TO THE EDITORS:
+  Why is Manuel Noriega trading drugs
+to Bush for guns?
+  JS (512)
+ 
+(APWN) New Haven, CT--COVERUP, the
+movie was spotted for a week at a New
+Haven
+movie theater, so it's apparent that
+the writers were successful in getting
+it
+to show B-4 the elections. (a
+necessary event)
+  But don't plan on seeing it at EVERY
+theater. They're gonna smite it as much
+as they can.
+  Send all reports of where it's
+playing (a review if you want too,
+maybe even
+viewer response if you've got a good
+eye) to the BRO box.
+ 
+===========================
+= info following brought  =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+(APWN)CHINATOWN . . . . . . . . . . .
+ . .- - - - - - - - - - - . . . . . .
+ . :   CHOOSING A DOG    :. . . . . .
+ . : by The 8th Defendant:. . . . . .
+ . .- - - - - - - - - - - . . . . . .
+ . :    "a how-to"       :. . . . . .
+ . :     t-phile         :. . . . . .
+ . .- - - - - - - - - - - . . . . . .
+ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
+ 
+    Not much has been written about
+watchdogs. I've seen a lot about house
+pets, but not about guardian friends
+..well here is some information I
+believe
+no one should do without...
+  Just getting a pitbull or a doberman
+is not enough. Believe me, I know. You
+dont want a dog that's gonna run away
+when a robber calls, or bark needlessly
+waking the neighbors and getting
+himself shot.
+  The perfect dog is quiet, loyal, and
+strong. I've scared the hell out of
+many
+a pitbull, and an aweful lot of
+dobermans, and on the otherhand, there
+are some
+neighborhood miniature Schnausers I
+would NEVER mess with.
+  The most important things you want
+your dog to be capable of are,
+catching,
+and alerting, and waiting. S/he should
+have that feline characteristic of
+stalking. Nice and quiet, she snoops
+up, and catches the threat to your
+privacy.
+  S/he should have a nice vicious bark
+that's reserved for emergency. You
+should know by your dog's tone that
+something's up so you can come right
+over.
+  Your dog should then have the
+patience of a student activist.
+  He or she should be able to wait at
+the enemy's feet, gnawing on his
+anklebone, taking lots of abuse til
+you get there armed with a
+gun/fone/plastique (whichever the
+situation necessitates).
+  Two ways to check your potential dog
+follow: Run straight after him. Many a
+doberman will run away if he feels
+threatened. While a smart move on the
+street; this is not wise when
+defending land. If s/he takes 2 or 3
+steps back,
+and digs in, that's your animal.
+  Bark. If the dog starts going nuts,
+barking, and shouting, and wailing,
+s/he's not your pet. You want a quiet
+dog. His/her first reaction should be
+stepping up alertness. The ears perk
+up, the eyes start focusing, the back
+hunches up. The best dog will be
+sizing up the situation like a Navy
+Seal.
+  If the dog reacts right to these two
+tests, go for it. You'll find your
+abode
+in good hands.
+  Bye, for now. Catch you on the flip
+side.  :by the 8th defendant:
+ 
+***MAN EATEN BY LARGE CANOE*** (Con't)
+(APWN)Quinektekut--This is a
+continuation from ATI 15, and 16.
+  That black and the Tan One and the
+one who is light from the far east will
+teach you to let go of your hatred.
+  I cannot teach that. I cannot even
+learn it. All I can do is hold hatred
+deep
+inside my hollow.
+  Inside-- where my stomach pits and
+aches. I hold it in and near my scalp
+there is an emotional brim where I can
+release it-- drop by insignificant
+drop.
+  Her Lady pretended to be the one who
+will learn me to let go of my hate.
+  "Don't touch," she said. "Not the
+time; soon."
+  I wait for forever to finally come.
+  Forever.
+  We bid our dark friends "til next we
+gather".
+  The witches in the sound by the race
+navigate us from the south; our left
+side. The westerly gods of wind push
+us back to the moutn of the thames.
+  You tell me: I had my laugh; it's my
+turn to paddle. I smile, as I walk
+lowly
+to the back of our aguatree.
+  I kneel and slice the wet ground
+with your dad's sanded and whittled
+two-
+by-four. You Swedish carpenters are
+all so pretty and finished. But the
+form
+overrides the function and I slow to
+start us up the bleeding Thames-- put
+my
+biceps and forearms and lower back
+into the act getting us almost to the
+plank
+that crosses over to the New
+Settlement. You lift the plank 3
+inches, we float
+under. This is the Thames, remember.
+  This is my vessel. I built her out
+of a sap. Carved her out myself,
+torched
+her up and waited for the Arsongods to
+finish.
+  From the front you see, I have
+shaped her like My Lady... Tracy in
+all her
+frontal glory.
+  From the back you will see the horse
+you rode in on. Little or no
+resistance,
+a tail to slice and keep us forward.
+  She's our '87 beast. And she gets us
+from A point to B point. I turn her
+over
+and cover her with the quinektekut
+tobacco leaves. They are my padlock.
+  I am a Pequot. I have hatred, but no
+mistrust. Night falls, "later", you
+tell
+me.
+  You return.
+ 
+  /...The /
+ /section/    Shake Yo Thang,
+/of...  /       A Review.
+music  /  Salt 'N Pepa Live on Club MTV
+ 
+  Not bad. These two girls are hot.
+They bring their dj along too. I
+forgot to
+jot down her name. They dance really
+good, but the strong thing about them
+is
+their lyrics.  Totally new and fresh.
+Nice to see musicians being original.
+I'm
+sick of seeing blatant copies of
+Beatles, Zeppelin, Jackson 5, etc.
+  Salt 'N Pepa is a breath of fresh air
+  !!!
+ 
+..J K Galbraith ON VOTING...
+  "It is still extremely important
+that we have the democratic commitment
+that
+causes people to say: 'While I'm not
+important, I share an obligation with
+all
+other people to be collectively
+important'. This is part of the social
+obligation of the citizen."
+ 
+  Although ATI is endorsing Michael
+Dukakis, that doesnt mean we are
+pushing
+him down your throat. Go for a local
+libertarian here or there if you have
+any
+running for senate, or house, grab a
+conservative here and there where your
+community needs it most. Say yes to
+some new liberals, or say no to some
+issues
+around town. Basically what we're
+saying, is:
+  Please vote.
+ 
+Dukakis stands with workers. Secure
+Jobs, Fair trade and plant closing
+nitification, continued health
+coverage greater investment, renewed
+commitment,
+worker protections, stronger job
+safety, low cost housing, family needs
+package.
+  Plus he picked a much better VP than
+Bush by far.
+ 
+YOUNG DETAINEES IN SOUTH AFRICA.
+A First-Hand Account.
+       by Solomzi Davashe
+ 
+(APWN)--There is an incident that
+occured on my way to the Northern
+Transvaal,
+prior to the funeral of our leader,
+Peter Nchabaleng. I was arrested at a
+road
+block, dragged out roughly by a
+contingent of the Lebowa police with
+their SADF
+masters. They saw my UDF t-shirt. I
+was trampled down for a long time, my
+spectacles got broken, my wrist watch
+as well. I was later taken to the tent
+where you find the SADF. From the road
+block I was driven over bumps in a
+remote place, while in the back of the
+van. It was nice for the servants of
+terror, as they were laughing at me as
+I was going up and down and from side
+to
+side, there in the back...
+  This is my experience at the age of
+20. It is also the experience of my
+generation-- a generation that has
+known nothing but torture and
+suffering.
+ 
+WELL, THAT'S ATI24. WADDYA THINK? LET
+US KNOW. SEND ALL HATEMAIL, LETTERS
+OF CHARACTER REFERENCE/ASSASSINATION/
+OR DISPUTE TO:
+ATI C/O KELLEY
+BRO BOX 94
+GROTON, CT 06340
+  SEND STAMPS TOO. WE NEED STAMPS.
+ 
+ 
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+ 
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+                     issue 25
+November 8, 1988
+ P A P,  the prime anarchist / / /
+productions, numbers run, for this
+morning, 7:16:44am. 1988.
+ 
+===========================
+= info following brought  =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+ 
+619-298-4844 CRONOS
+516-922-wine dial a dirty joke.
+516-751-2600 2600 magazine
+201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
+202-456-1414 Reagan's desk
+203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline
+415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine
+619-375-1234 time and temp
+415-923-0900 PEACENET.
+212-966-5000 National Lawyers Guild
+800-833-news National Student News
+Service/ Hunger Campaign
+303-499-7111 Atomic Clock
+ 
+ ($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
+($)NOTAS MUSICAS!!! ($)
+ ($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
+WHAT do you make picklecake out of?
+Dill dough!!
+Why do they spell sex s-e-x??
+They couldnt spell "Ahh!!Oh!!Uhh!!OO!!
+What's brown and full of holes??
+Swiss shit!!
+What's a Texan call a marriage licence?
+Exclusive drilling rights!!
+When is a hard-on like money??
+When a guy pisses it away!!
+ 
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+:ATI, changing the way people :
+ read for over 2 years.
+:ATI, a freedom paper.        :
+ ATI, a way of life, patriots /
+:ATI, more than just a    - -
+ newspaper, it's the rag /
+:of justice!!!         /
+ - - - - - - - - - - -
+ 
+(APWN)GROTON, Ct--Cygnus, that weirness character from the comicstrip, Life,
+has declared himself the Son of Man,and started his own religion. "Praise
+Cyg," they say. "From whom all fluids flow" "Praise him all weirdness cheese
+from toes, "Praise Cyg above his mischievous throne,"Praise Cyg when he tries
+to play trombone." He has claimed it is not funny. He says he is totally
+serious. He promises not to make us drink grape coolaid. When asked for
+assurance that the grape coolade trick would not be played, he was heard
+saying, "I much prefer cherry."
+ 
+SOVIET HAPPENINGS (APWN)Moscow/Georgia-
+-Although the official religion of Soviet Union is atheism, there are a
+couple religions flourishing. Orthodox Christianity, and Judaism are quite
+strong in Russia and Georgia.
+  Most Jews in the Soviet Union have asked for permission to leave. Only a
+handful are granted that each year. Upon confession of Christian faith,
+a Soviet citizen is required to sign a paper saying, 1) I am Christian 2) I
+vow poverty 3) I kick myself out of the party. He will then never get a
+promotion at work, the state treats him like garbage, and his peers for the
+most part ignore him.
+  Despite this, organized religion is quite strong in the soviet union. They
+arent making strong statements about abortion, and things like that, but
+their main issue in the 1980's has been world peace. They constantly nag at the
+Soviet government to go further on human rights. It will be interesting to
+see what becomes of the Church when Gorbachev is ousted. Will the church-
+bashing be as violent and hatefilled as during Kruschev?  Time will only tell.
+1988 was the thousand year anniversity of the Church in Russia, and Gorbachev
+had no choice but to allow them to dance in the streets.
+   Things are really brewing there. We'll see.
+ 
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+:I was talkin to AH the other day,:
+:and he was discussing that very  :
+:phenomenon.                      :
+:  "We're repeating the 60's with :
+:our clothes, our music, our      :
+:             poetry,             :
+:our rallies. How come we can't   :
+:start repeating the political    :
+:thought too? That's why I'm      :
+:bringing back Steal This Book,   :
+:and Dancin In the Ice Age        :
+:If all goes well, I'll bring back:
+:Woodstock Nation too."           :
+    -    -    -    -      -
+:                             :
+: For Sale:                   :
+: Steal this Book             :
+: Steal this Urine Test       :
+: Square Dancin in the Ice Age:
+: Write:                     /
+:Contemporary Classics      /
+:PO Box 15                 /
+:Worcester, MA 01613      /
+ - - - - - - - - - - - -
+  **************
+ ** HOOT!!!    **- - - - - - - - - - .
+  **************                    /
+ /                                 /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to           /  send SASE
+/help y'all, and us  /  stamps???
+change the world    /    to:
+radically, in less /    ATI
+than two minutes  /     c/o Kelly
+increments.      /      BRO Box 94
+- - - - - - - - -       Groton, Ct.
+                               06340
+***Call these awe-fish-y'all ATI
+Host BBS's. AuTobahn 703-629-4422
+AT-Tel               812-446-2881
+One Byte             203-444-1597
+Peacenet  (call 415-923-0900 for info)
+ 
+(APWN)LONG ISLAND--Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling, a comedian and radio
+personality from East Norwich, New York, has been a professional entertainer
+since the age of fourteen. He started playing guitar in a rock and roll band
+before the coming of the Beatles, played all thru his schooling at
+Michigan State University (Mech. Engineer '71) and continued in a Long
+Island-based comedy/original music trio, the now-infamous OffHour Rockers.
+  Jackie made the switch to standup in 1979, and started "Use your Finger!! 516
+922-wine!!" the worlds only x-rated joke line (516-922-9463), which is
+still in operation and gets thousands of calls a day from all over the world.
+with the help of his laughline, Jackie has been producing and promoting comedy
+shows since the recent boom was in its infancy. Jackie became "The Joke Man"
+when his jokeline was picked up by Rick Dees from KIIS-FM in LA for his daily
+morning show. "Jackie the Joke Man" is now a regular feature on "Weekly Top 40
+Countdown", heard coast to coast in all major markets. Jackie and his
+production partner Nancy Sirianni are at work around the clock expanding
+their catalogue of videos, albums, cassettes, books, joke cards, t-shirts,
+sweatshirts, mugs, and many more hilarious products. Jackie insists that his
+family is middle class on a good day, lives on the beautiful North Shore
+of Long Island, is incredibly intimidated by just about everything, and sees
+more biographies in his future.
+OFF HOUR ROCKERS.
+BOX 62.
+EAST NORWICH NEW YORK, 11732.
+(516)922-9463
+ 
+THINGS ARE BAD ALL OVER
+ 
+(APWN)Warwick,RI--"Leon was here," says a piece of graffiti on the stall
+door of the bathroom of the local IHOP.  IHOP is the only place within 30
+feet that's open 24 hours, and the pricesure reflects it. It gets a fierce bar
+rush. There's more vomit and assorted other cookie chunks out and around the
+toilet than all the queasybags in a 737 on a tuesday afternoon.
+  The sink is overflowing, and the mirror is in about 4 different sections from
+a 2am fight pitting a teenage crack dealer against a very pissed off vialbuyer
+who didnt like the amount of sugar and flour cut into his cocaine. The floor
+is filling-in tonite as assistant garbagebucket for the receptical that took
+a walk out to visit the shortorder cook.  The large IHOP throwrug is a soggy mes
+almost slips over to the doorway as you regain your footing. It doesnt say
+"Leon was here", anymore. Someone stole the bathroom door.
+ 
+LOVELOST (APWN)Guyanna--I loved her. I gave her all I had in existance. She was
+young.  I was too; but not quite weird enough for her. She needed more. She
+needed excitement, I guess.
+  Sure, I was exciting but not weird enough for her. I drove an old beat up
+Datsun for mileage, and a Chevy pickup for the haul. I guess I just wasnt
+sporty enough. She left me for a guy with a bitchin camaro.
+ 
+   ...........
+  /  from   /
+ /   the   /   March, 1988.
+/publisher/    That's when it ended for
+......../   me.
+ 
+              My truck totalled, my insurance $2800 a year, my manager
+stealing computer sales from me, no girlfriend for a whole month, Citibank
+screaming judges, lawyers, and court, the local cable company, and national
+telephone company wanting to "talk to me", half a college degree, 21 pounds
+of excess fat I cant get rid of, a psychotherapist that doesnt want my body--
+she wants my penis. and 80 dollars, and a partridge shitting on me from a
+peartree overhead.
+  By 1990, I will be installing step-by-step switching systems in the third
+world with the US Army. I signed up in July, and will ship by the time you
+get this letter. I dont feel good about joining RayGun's Raiders, or Bush's
+Broncos for that matter. Or even Duke's Dingalings. But I'm going after
+communicatons skills I simply cannot get in college, and surely aren't getting
+making sandwiches at 6.50 per hour. I leave ATI in good hands. Your new
+publisher will be Fah-Q, and contributing editors are Ground Zero, the 8th
+Defendant, ee the Minuteman, Rick Stoddar, Cygnus, Yipster, and Chip, and the
+usual bunch of hacks.
+  Fah-Q comes to us from Indiana, and says he plans on headquartering in
+Providence, Groton, Philly, AND Denver by the year 1991. He's basically taking
+us into 1989 with strong footing. That's a lot considering we live in a nation
+that hasnt been able to claim strong footing since custer's last stand.
+  I'll be fully removed from ATI for 8 weeks while I undergo namecalling,
+daily floggings, and practice using various weapons like m-16's and 9mm's.  Not
+much different from my usual daytoday
+lifestyle. After that I'll try to get mycomputer out to me, so I can come back
+on as a strong force within Activist Times Incorporated.
+  Good luck Fah-Q, and look out world.  You thought I play rough.
+              -
+              -
+              -
+SAVE THAT CARD by INSANE ANGELO WARLORD
+                                - -  -
+ 
+  You dial your 800xxx-xxxx to use your card, and get a bad code siren again.
+You call it back and sit there for a minute waiting for the operator and let
+her put you thru to CS. 3 times it worked. "I payed $60 2 weeks ago, you didnt
+journalize it yet?"
+  They gave you the benefit of the doubt and reactivated your card,anticipating
+their rubberalloy payment.
+  No go.
+  You gotta fork over at least 100 bills this time or you'll NEVER SEE YOUR
+CARD AGAIN.  "Screw that," you tell her, "eat cockatoo ka-ka"
+  You'll leave it bad and pay them 5 a month til it's paid off or you die--
+whichever comes first.
+  If youre thinking of cuttin up that card, and tossing it, dont. That magneeto
+strip on the back is a blank key.
+  Can you say ATM?
+  I knew you could.
+  Next time u need to visit your friend or hack a few 4digit pins or
+whatever, dont let him leave a key under the doormat: too risky, you dont
+know WHAT kind of people would try gaining access to such a room. Insert your
+own personal magneeto card. It's not active anymore, but it's still a zipstrip.
+That's all they are looking for at the scanner!!! You knew those silly looking
+14 digit things were good for something.  Besides, it's good reference in case y
+ 
+  That's it for ATI25!!!
+ 
+ 
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+  SPECIAL ODDS 'N' ENDS ISSUE
+ 
+Most of the stuff in this issue is little blips and blurbs that have been
+sent in over the months, or stuff in our files over the years. "a hazy shade of
+winter" Nov, 9, 1988
+ 
+ <><>
+<>26<>
+ <><>
+ 
+THE /P/A/P NUMBERS SECTION:
+=== ====== ======= ========
+ 
+0-201-644-2332 Call this collect.
+1800-anarchy   Artrock T-shirts and
+               posters
+1800-424-9090 white house press office
+516-922-wine dial a dirty joke.
+516-751-2600 2600 magazine
+201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
+415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine
+619-375-1234 time and temp
+203-440-1023   Weird beeps. Any idea?
+Send any findings, sightings,
+thoughts, deletions, or nastygrams to:
+ATI
+c/o Kelley
+BRO Box 94
+Groton, CT 06340
+ 
+,,,THE SECTION OF MUSIC,,,
+poem poem poem poem poem
+ poem poem poem poem poe
+  peom poem poem poem po'
+   poem poem poem poem po'
+         a poetry or somethin'
+THE MOVE
+   by Info Maniack
+ 
+  No job;
+but a better market.
+  Rent paid- deposit pending;
+  15 dollar discount for early rent.
+Studio.
+  1 room instead of 3;;; open kitchen-
+sleep where work, zoned for business.
+ 
+ Notify slumlord...
+Moving on. Out as soon as U-haul.
+  Forward security deposit to -- --
+00000.
+  Clean out in less than a week:::
+moving on. Ready for rad move.
+No job)()()(getting one soon.
+  Better market&
+  Lb the pavement. Something 40/wk,,,
+for the rent.
+  Muzak less'ns'll pay the fone bills.
+ 
+  6 day notice at job.
+  Better than others give... Feel bad&
+but no biggie.
+  Time for a move...
+Better
+Living
+Conditions.
+                    Not much of career
+anyways.
+                    More of a job=
+emergency job to offset my previous-
+career as a bull shittist.
+ 
+No
+More
+Slumlord
+Squeezing
+$$$
+ 
+Looking forward,,,looking up.,.
+Taking Tums., Mellaril helps.,.
+Won't sleep much. Naturally.,.
+A big change. Want change.,.
+Need change... need up.
+The move
+Who move?
+I move- why move?
+I move, move me+
+Move up, move out.
+ 
+Going from 2 10x10's and a kitchen=
+In a closet -
+            to
+1 room )( 20x22, I can hang. Lookin+
+forward >< looking up.
+
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+  **    **      **          **
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+  **    **      **       ********
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+Activist times, inc. November, 88.
+ .  .
+ 27 .
+ .  .
+ 
+SCARED, REAL SCARED   by The Happy
+Hacker.
+Have you ever had your call traced?
+Can you recognize that it is being
+done?
+I've had it described to me many a
+time before; but I had no idea the
+energy that comes out of a line trace
+right out at you. Until:
+I dialed my local MCI switching
+number. (xxx)xxx-xxxx. I then waited
+for
+the low mechanical sounding tone that
+tells us phreakers it is ok to dial
+our
+liberated access code. xxxxx, I
+autodialed. I touched /a/ /1/ which
+autodialed
+3055844400. ***Editor's note: I've
+just returned from packing all my hack
+and
+phreak information bringing it all (a
+Samsonite attache-ful ) out into the
+car
+I am borrowing from my car dealer
+while they repair my pickup truck on a
+recall)
+(I tell you this to capture the
+atmosphere here. It all goes into the
+setting.)
+(The need of repair comes in good
+timing as I can always say the
+incriminating information was in there
+when I picked up the car)
+Anyways I am out of breath from a
+combination of 1) my adrenal glands
+flowing like a dripping wet pussy in
+heat; and 2) running around the house
+looking to get EVERYTHING then bolting
+out the door to finally get it all
+into
+the safety of my loaner car.
+Now, I have every intention of using
+the "Gomer Pyle" stupidity routine,
+saying that a telemarketer told me if
+I send $30 cash to him each month:
+he'd
+give me a WATS line to use for my
+telecommunicating pleasure.
+I'll say that he called me every
+couple of weeks to tell me that my
+access code to the wats line had been
+changed for my safety.
+I believed him. I've been had!!
+Anyways, more on that later. Back to
+what happened a thousand seconds
+ago (1:03 a.m. this Tuesday morning,
+January 13, 1987)
+So, I dialed the number using my
+Radio Shack autodialing tone-dialer.
+After what I thought was a successful
+connection to the multi-user
+mainframe in Orlando, Florida--- the
+phone went dead.
+Can you recognize the sound of
+numbers dialing at about 19200 bps? I
+heard it! I knew what it was. Oh, it
+had to be at least 28 tones dialed
+before
+I hung up the phone in pure panic. Up
+and down, high and low pitch. I did NOT
+wait to hear them verify my phone
+number. ( I'm shivering right now, but
+I'm
+more excited than scared. Oh I'm
+scared. Believe me you. But I'm more
+excited
+than scared. I wanted to learn all the
+ins and out of hack-phreak. Well, here
+I
+am.)
+After hanging up the phone I dialed
+every local modem number I could
+possibly connect to. All busy. I then
+got right onto Tymnet and logged onto
+Delphi (my own legally owned account).
+ It's after hanging up from them that
+I
+began gathering all my nuts into the
+brief-case to stow it away, and that
+brings us right up to this very moment.
+I'm nervous, really nervous. They
+haven't called, and I've left the
+phone untied for 7 minutes now. I
+think a few things here: 1) They
+didn't get a
+trace.  2) They got one, but can't do
+a damned thing about it.  3) They got a
+trace, but are legally bound to
+calling me only between the hours 8:30
+a.m. and
+8:30 p.m.
+You think I'll sleep one second
+tonight? And I've pulled two
+all-nighters in a row already.
+Vivarin's makers are going to love me.
+And to
+think, I wanted excitement. An
+adventure through the trunk-lines of
+society. A
+free phone call anywhere in the
+continental U.S. at 2400 baud.
+Oh well. Now, I just sit and wait.
+More on this later...
+818-882-9524 foneradio. call tonite!!!
+everyday books
+    ----------
+an alternative bookshop
+(203)423-3474
+120 Main St. Willimantic, Ct. 06226
+PASS THE ROACH by Yipster
+ 
+I saw a roach at the Radisson today.
+No lie.  Right under the carport out
+front. He was shiny and gold; walking
+across the sidewalk like a trooper. He
+must've been lost.  "The restaurant is
+that-away." Hmmmm. After all that
+class,
+all that style, all that work, they
+still have roaches. What a concept.
+Roaches, I can't believe it.  At the
+Radisson?  Nahhhhh.  Wow.
+ 
+  **************
+ ** YIPPIE!    **- - - - - - - - - - .
+  **************                    /
+ /                                 /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to           /  send SASE
+/help y'all, and us  /  stamps???
+change the world    /    to:
+radically, in less /    ATI
+than two minute   /     c/o Kelly
+increments.      /      BRO Box 94
+- - - - - - - - -       Groton, Ct.
+                               06340
+ 
+IRAN: A Fictionfact. By Prime Anarchist
+ 
+     "Mr. Premier. You've just been
+implicated in the sales of thirty-eight
+mig's and twenty-five million dollars
+worth of missiles to mexico . What do
+you
+have to say for that," asked a TASS
+reporter?
+     "No comment," said the premier,
+Raygun Roychiev.
+     "Aw c'mon. Mr Prem. Say
+something."
+     "He has yet to be briefed by his
+advisers," said speaker Lario
+speakoffsky. "He will address you all
+at an open conference within 36 hours."
+     The premier rushed off to his
+helocopter where he would bolted  to
+headquarters to be told what to say
+the next night in front of both
+television
+audiences: his, and those capitalist
+pigs.
+     See, it's 1995, and the Soviet
+Union had been taken over by
+anarchists.
+This meant that freedom was prevalant.
+This was suddenly a more liberal
+country
+than Amerika. It WAS inevitable: a
+Rehnquist/Reagan royal wedding made
+merica
+more of a police state; so the Union
+had to balance things off with a freer
+society.  Gorbachv made things very
+much freer than Russians had seen in
+the
+80's but his death marked the birth of
+anarchy in the ussr. Hence, much more
+liberalism. Jeans, t-shirts, rock
+concerts, marijuana; everything was
+available
+out in the open here in the USSR.
+     Suddenly the new premier gets
+accused of shipping arms to an enemy. A
+country who'd been siding with
+amerika.  a country who'd gotten in
+the way of
+Union's interests in afganistan back
+in the 80's. Now, the press-- TASS,
+pravda, ussr today, The Evening, the
+Hartforsk Courante, and the New
+Yourfsko
+Minute all could never forgive a
+leader for supplying the enemy.
+     Fred P. Hack, a journalist for
+the Postov, called the Kremlin Press
+Office
+at 18004249090 to hear and record the
+premier's latest speach.
+     "Whehlll----" said the premier,
+who'd once been an adequate actor on
+the
+big screen and the prime-time
+announcer at a local radio station in
+des moinex
+iowovs.  "I'd like to talk to you all
+today about the recent accusations
+regarding te shipping of arms to
+mexico.
+   I had nothing to do with it. My
+advisors tell me to say that we are
+doing
+all we can to find out just WHO is
+shipping arms to this evil empire.  An
+independent agency working for the KGB
+has been working diligently to get> to
+the bottom of this all, and they have
+found an interesting glitch in all
+this:
+all the invoices seem to have
+signature.
+   Whehllll. I'll tell you now, and
+I'll make myself very clear: I did
+not; I
+repeat 'did not' sign those shipping
+orders. I've hired my own investigators
+now, to look into this. And if we find
+out that some persons have been using
+my
+signature to play meteor mercenary to
+these mexicans muckmouths, there will
+be
+TROUBLE.
+    I remember one day when mother and
+me were driving up our west coast, the
+big blue ocean to our left, and giant
+redwoods to our right. And I
+thought..."
+    "We're sorry mr. Premier," said
+the journalist in the back, "but we've
+all
+got to go to press. It was really nice
+chatting with you, and we hope to catch
+you at some more teleprompting
+screwups."
+      Just then all the journalists
+filed out the room, leaving Raygun
+Roychievski all to himself.
+      "I think we pulled it off," said
+te premier, to himself.
+      "Whehlllll--you're right, I
+think we did."
+      Tune in next time, when...
+      "We have just outlawed Amerika.
+The bombing begins in thirty
+seconds..."
+ 
+THE WESLEYAN EXPERIENCE Prime Anarchist
+ 
+  It's weeks later, and the Wesleyan
+thing just ended. Can you believe it?
+  Basically, admin did a "divide and
+conquer" type thing. They agreed to
+most
+of the demands but the one they
+partially agreed to caused an "acting
+up" kind
+of thing.
+  They agreed to have regular meetings
+discussing divestment allowing students
+to the beginning of each meeting.
+  But an hour into each seeion they're
+gonna announce "closed session" and
+none
+of the students are gonna be allowed
+to be there discussing what THEIR
+tuition
+money'll be doing across the seas.
+  It's kinda like taxes. Whether you
+like it or not, some of your money's
+down
+there killing Guatemalans and over
+there torturing Palestinians.
+ 
+CITICORPSE: Up To Their Old HiJinks by
+The 8th Defendant
+  Ramon Milian-Rodriguez, chief money
+launderer for the Medellin cocaine
+cartel, now serving a 30-year prison
+term, testified that he personally
+laundered $2.4 billion a year in drug
+profits through Panama branches of
+Citicorp, and Chase Manhattan.
+  The Citicorpse/Nazi Party relation
+goes deeper for sure, but that's as
+deep
+as I can dig it up.
+  If anyone has any way of getting
+ahold of Rodriguez or any of his frendz
+please drop off a line to the BRO Box.
+ 
+NOTES FROM GROUND LEVEL by dust-f-ski
+5 of 4 am. el restaurante. 4 guys
+trippin
+their brains out.  One's got a creamer
+in his mouth squeezin it with his
+teeth.Anothers sayin "listn, keep it
+in your pans, man. Keep it in your
+mouth,"
+tryin to sound like Humphrey Bogart,
+even though the word content is way
+off.
+  Another is smokin a "cig" starin at
+the ashtray but focusing on something
+far
+beyond the tray way way out at least 3
+miles from here. His eyes are buggin
+way
+out of his head. The last one isnt
+moving, at all. He's lettin his coffee
+sit
+there and stagnate, since he's facin
+away from me, it's hard to tell what
+his
+eyes are doing.
+  The first one says, "I want
+scrambled eggs and dead bacon."
+  The last one still aint movin, but I
+heard this come out of his head:
+"scrambled. Dead". His lips moved just
+a bit.  I've got finger dislexia. I
+always reverse the 'u' and the 's' in
+jsut=just. I don't know why, they're
+not
+even near each other. We're talking
+l-3- h vs r-1-u <left-ring-home versus
+right- pointer-up> hehe
+ 
+Well that's it for ati27.
+ 
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+vol. 4                      issue 28
+      November-something-88
+===========================
+= info following brought  =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+  **************
+ ** Hootmon,   **- - - - - - - - - - .
+  **************                    /
+ /                                 /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to           /  send SASE
+/help y'all, and us  /  stamps???
+change the world    /    to:
+radically, in less /    ATI
+than two minute   /     c/o Kelly
+increments.      /      BRO Box 94
+- - - - - - - - -       Groton, Ct.
+                               06340
+***Call these awe-fish-y'all ATI
+Host BBS's. AuTobahn 703-629-4422
+One Byte             203-444-1597
+AT-Tel               812-446-2881
+Peacenet. (call 415-923-0900 for info)
+#
+ 
+/P/A/P, numbers run, for this morning,
+11:06:45 am. 1988.
+ 
+516-922-wine dial a dirty joke.
+516-751-2600 2600 magazine
+201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
+202-456-1414 Reagan's desk
+203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline
+415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine
+619-375-1234 time and temp
+415-923-0900 PEACENET.
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - .
+          FAH-Q'S CORNER        ..
+                                . .
+  "I WAS JUST PUTTING litter    .  .
+in its place".                  .H  .
+                                . O  .
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - .  O .
+                                .  T.
+ .     FAH-Q is the official      .  .
+  .     Irish Road Warrior         . .
+   .                                ..
+    - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -.
+HACKERS: One Man's Definition.
+by The Demon
+ 
+Hacking in itself is seldom defined
+correctly; the definition I use is a
+person who is very knowledgeable about
+computers and is rather expert at
+using them. In short, a really good
+programmer/modifyer.  A hacker will
+spend hours revising or editing a
+program or application to make it more
+efficient; his true love is learning
+and he will spend most of his time
+pursuing new things about computers.
+Indeed, he may often work ridiculously
+(seemingly) simply to discover how to
+"build a better mouse trap".  These
+people are not interested, usually in
+getting into other people's software
+and systems.  They are more interested
+in figuring out how things work and
+often improving or modifying them for
+their own use.
+  True hackers believe that
+information and the use of computer
+time should not be wasted; indeed,
+they are hateful of passwords and file
+ 
+Pro Thames River will be
+presented to the general assembly at
+the next regular session in January.
+Petition in the name of the NY,
+Providence, and Boston Railway co.
+--July 21,
+1885 A Rogue Elephant shot.  .Barnum's
+large Asiatic elephant Albert, which
+killed his keeper on Saturday at
+Nashua NH, was taken to a wooded
+ravine monday afternoon, chained to
+four immense trees and otherwise
+fastened. 33 Keene Light guards shot
+and killed the elephant.
+ 
+GROTON BANK Saturday was the warmest
+day of the season. Mercury over 92.
+Albert A Pollard received a contract
+to carry the mail from G bank to
+Center Groton for $135 per year.
+Distance is about 4 miles, one mile
+per day.  Baptist Sunday school will
+have annual picnic next Thursday.
+Parkin's grove of the Naval Base.
+While vegetation of most
+descriptions is failing for want of
+rain; corn looks thrifty and is growing
+fast. Rain is much needed. Brooks and
+cisterns are low.
+ 
+Kingston, NY. Fones are Fucked Totally
+fucked. First off they need 50 cents to
+complete a 950 call; and only to tell
+you your call cannot be completed.
+  So I grab a fistful of dimes and
+quarters; to dial direct for a change
+of pace; the thing wants a lot of
+money. I put it all in but it keeps on
+rejecting this purrfectly phine looking
+specimin of a quarter. So i get another
+quarter and put it in. It spits back
+the whole kittenkabootle.
+  So I try the call again, it tells me
+I have a minute and starts ringing.  My
+YIP friendz answer and we start
+talking. After a couple minutes the
+thing suddenly shuts me off and I can
+hear them; they can't hear me.
+  Click.
+  It spits the whole
+kitchenkubbnoodles back to me again.
+  I compleat the call again.
+  We talk politely, all of a sudden
+the thing starts bitchin cause she
+wants 20 more centagos. We talk. I
+usually ignore threats like that.
+  She asks again.
+  Again she asks. Then all of a sudden
+she thanks me.
+  I love fucked fones.
+ 
+Well, that's it for ATI28. hope you
+liked it, and all that jazz.
+ 
+ 
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+ 
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+  ...       special pot issue.
+ .. ..
+.29 ..
+ .. ..
+  ...
+ 
+MARIHUANA: HOW TO GROW IT, REAP IT, AND COOK IT.  a prime anarchist production.
+typed in from anarchist cookbook.  Marihuana is available anywhere in the
+country, as the black market is widespread and thriving very well.
+   There are many different methods of growing marihuana, and it seems everyone
+has just discovered the best fertilizer.  I could not relay all the methods in
+five books, so have settled for the technique that has been proven most
+successful.
+  Most seeds are fertile, but the best are from Mexico. Never under any
+circumstances throw seeds away, since marihuana is a weed and will grow almost
+anywhere. The first step is to soak your seeds overnight in clean, lukewarm
+water. YOur container should be a standard planter box. If this is not
+available, a plastic dish tray about two inches deep will serve uset as well.
+Fill the container with washed fine sand and shredded sphagnum moss. If this is
+not readily available, you can use regular soil. The soil should be packed
+firmly, and watered well so that the excess water is allowed to run off. Dig
+furrows the full length of the container about one-half-inch deep. Now you are
+ready to sow your seeds. Do so every inch. Fill in each furrow with soil, sand,
+moss, and water. Cover the container with a clear plastic sheet, and place it
+in a warm location where there are at least six hours of sunlight a day. The
+plants now remain on their own until they develop their first true leaves.
+  Even it the material above is not available, almost the same degree of
+success can be accomplished by placing the seeds on several layers of water
+soaked paper towels. Now cover the seeds with a plastic sheet jsut as above,
+and expose to sunlight.
+   In about one week, signs of life should start to appear. Within two weeks,
+definite little leaves should be present. This is the time to transplant.  The
+plot you intend to use for your transplant should be carefully prepared.
+Manure should be used for at least one week in advance of the actual
+transplant. The soil should be similar to the original soil used in the
+germinating box. All other weeds, in the general area of your plot, should be
+pulled to allow your plant as much freedom as possible.
+   The original germinating box should be watered the day before you are going
+to transplant, so as to make the move easier and less traumatic on the
+plants.The plants should be placed in holes two to three inches deep, depending
+on the size of the plant. The earth around the plant should be loose, and if
+possible, some earthworms should be added. If there is a lack of sunlight, a
+simple ring of tinfoil around the plant can be very helpful. The first few days
+are the msot critical after the actual transplant. If the plants survive the
+shock, there should be no reason why they shouldn't grow into healthy, fully
+grown plants (which means, in certain climates, fifteen to twenty feet high).
+   Very little care is needed after this stage, with the exception of
+fertilization. For fertilizers, one can use manure, soluble nitrogen, nitrate
+of soda, sulfate of ammonia, or rotting garbage (which has always been
+popular).  To produce a stronger plant, on can clip off the lower leaves; do
+this only when the plant reaches a height of at least three feet. The ground
+surrounding your plant should be kept clear of other weeds, but strangely
+enough, insects ignore marihuana and do virtually no harm.
+   As a rule, it is better to wait until the plants have gone to seed before
+they are cut, but if you're greedy, you  can kill the goose that laid the
+golden egg.  The best agent for drying is the sun, but if you live in the city
+it could prove embarrassing and dangerous to have five- or ten-foot pot trees
+on your fire escape- in this case a sun lamp can be used. When using the sun,
+drying usually takes about two weeks. With a sun lamp, the pot is smokable
+after only three or four days. When drying is done, seperate the leaves and
+crush them. This will be the finest smoke, unless you have a female plant. If
+so, save the blossoms for the most potent smoke there is. The stems and twigs
+can be chopped up and smoked in a pipe, or sold to a friend.
+   Grass is basically a weed and can be grown anywhere, including indoors with
+artificial light. A sun lamp works well from a distance of two to three feet.
+For an interesting experiment, use infra -red light on part of your crop and a
+sun lamp on the other part, then compare. A bathtub or cement mixer is an ideal
+planter for the city dweller.
+ 
+   COOKING WITH POT
+ 
+   Pot Soup
+1 can condensed beef broth
+3 tablespoons grass
+3 tablespoons lemon juice
+1/2 can water
+3 tablespoons chopped watercress
+Combine all ingredients in a saucepan an
+dbring to a boil over medium heat. Place
+in a refrigerator for two to three
+hours, reheat, and serve.
+ 
+Pork and Beans and Pot
+1 large can pork and beans
+1/2 cup marihuana
+4 slices bacon
+1/2 cup light molasses
+1/2 teaspoon hickory salt
+3 pineapple rings
+Mix together in a casserole, cover top
+with pineapple and bacon, bake at 350
+degrees for about 45 minutes. Serves
+about six.
+ 
+The Meat Ball
+1 lb. hamburger
+1/4 cup chopped onions
+1 can cream of mushroom soup
+1/4 cup bread crumbs
+3 tablespoons grass
+3 tablespoons India relish
+Mix it up and shape into meatballs.
+Brown in frying pan and drain. Place in
+a casserole with soup and 1/2 cup water,
+cover and cook over low heat for about
+30 minutes. Feeds about four people.
+ 
+Spaghetti Sauce
+1 can tomato paste
+2 tablespoons olive oil
+1/2 cup chopped onions
+1/2 cup chopped marihuana
+1 pinch pepper
+1 can water (6 oz)
+1/2 clove minced garlic
+1 bay leaf
+1 pinch thyme
+1/2 teaspoon salt
+Mix in a large pot, cover and shimmer
+with frequent stirring for two hours.
+Serve over spaghetti.
+ 
+Pot Loaf
+1 packet onion soup mix
+1 can whole peeled tomatoes (16 oz)
+1/2 cup chopped marihuana
+2 lbs. ground beef
+1 egg
+4 slices bread, crumbed
+Mix all ingredients and shape into a
+loaf. Bake for one hour in 400-degree
+oven. Serves about six.
+ 
+Chili Bean Pot
+2 lbs. pinto beans
+1 lb. bacon, cut into two-inch sections
+2 cups red wine
+4 tablespoons chili powder
+1/2 clove garlic
+1 cup chopped grass
+1/2 cup mushrooms
+Soak beans overnight in water. In a
+large pot pour boiling water over beans
+and simmer for at least an hour, adding
+more water to keep beans covered. Now
+add all other ingredients and continue
+to simmer for another three hours. Salt
+to tast. Serves about ten.
+ 
+Apple Pot
+4 apples (cored)
+1/2 cup brown sugar
+1/4 cup water
+4 cherries
+1/3 cup chopped grass
+2 tablespoons cinamon
+Powder the grass in a blender, then mix
+grass with sugar and water. Stuff cores
+with this paste. Sprinkle apples with
+cinnamon, and top with a cherry. Bake
+for 25 minutes at 350 degrees.
+ 
+Pot Brownies
+1/2 cup flour
+3 tablespoons shortening
+2 tablespoons honey
+1 egg (beaten)
+1 tablespoon water
+1/2 cup grass
+pinch of salt
+1/4 teaspoon baking powder
+1/2 cup sugar
+2 tablespoons corn syrup
+1 square melted chocolate
+1 teaspoon vanilla
+1/2 cup chopped nuts
+Sift flour, baking powder, and salt
+together. Mix shortening, sugar, honey,
+syrup, and egg. Then blend in chocolate
+and other ingredients, mix well. Spread
+in an eight-inch pan and bake for 20
+minutes at 350 degrees.
+ 
+Banana Bread
+1/2 cup shortening
+2 eggs
+1 teaspoon lemon juice
+3 teaspoons baking powder
+1 cup sugar
+1 cup mashed bananas
+2 cups sifted flour
+1/2 cup chopped marihuana
+1/2 teaspoon salt
+1 cup chopped nuts
+Mix the shortening and sugar, beat eggs,
+and add to mixture. Seperately mix
+bananas with lemon juice and add to the
+first mixture. Sift flour, salt, and
+baking powder together, then mix all
+ingredients together. Bake for 1 1/4
+hours at 375 degrees.
+ 
+Sesame Seed Marihuana Cookies
+3 oz ground roast sesame seeds
+3 tablespoons ground almonds
+1/4 teaspoon nutmeg
+1/4 cup honey
+1/4 teaspoon cinnamon
+1/4 oz grass
+Toast the grass until slightly brown and
+then crush it in a mortar. Mix crushed
+grass with all other ingredients, in a
+skillet. Place skillet over low flame
+and add 1 tablespoon of salt butter.
+Allow it to cook. When cool, roll
+mixture into little balls and dip them
+into the sesame seeds.
+   If you happen to be at a place where
+pot is being grown, here's one of the
+greates recipes you can try. Pick a
+medium-sized leaf off the marihuana
+plant and dip it into a cup of drawn
+butter, add salt, and eat.
+ 
+THE GREAT AMERICAN POT MELTING "Too many bomb threats," said the cop explaining
+why there arent any more lockers in all of New York City!!!
+  "Even if there were any; you can't get one. the homeless use them".
+  He said that the homeless were paying 25 or 50 cents, and storing alltheir
+stuff in the top locker, sleeping in the bottom one.
+ 
+everyday books-- an alternative
+bookshop.
+(203)423-3474
+120 Main St.
+Willimantic, CT
+06226
+ 
+..the section of music...
+THE MASOCHISM TANGO by Tom Lehrer
+I ache for the touch of your lips, dear
+But much more for the touch of your
+  whips, dear.
+You can raise welts like nobody else,
+As we dance to the masochism tango.
+ 
+Let your love be a flame not an ember,
+Say it's me that you wanna dismember.
+Blacken my eye,
+Set fire to my tie.
+As we dance to the masochism tango.
+   ...   ...
+IS AIDS REALLY SYPHILIS???
+ 
+TASS TOP 10. Songs we'd REALLY like
+to see from the Soviet Onion.
+0) "Glasnost Au Go Go!"
+   Men Without Vodka
+9) "Visa-Tease-A"
+   Border Patrol
+8) "Stop! In the Name of State"
+   Men with Hats and Fully Automatic
+   Machine Guns
+7) "Rappin' For Wheat"
+   The Five Year Plan
+6) "Foxy Raisa"
+   The Birth Marx
+5) "Like a Rollin Tundra"
+   Blind Lemon Vladimir
+4) "Artic Nights/Afgan Morns"
+   Sasha and Doucha
+3) "Ballad of Flight 007"
+   The MiGs
+2) "Gorby, Gorby, Lend Me Your Comb"
+   The Reaganomics
+1) "Gimme Your Blue Jeans, Spoiled
+   American Bitch"
+   Red Flag
+ 
+This has been issue 29 of ATI.
+
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+  **************
+ ** Hootmon,   **- - - - - - - - - - .
+  **************       30           /
+ /                                 /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to           /  send SASE
+/help y'all, and us  /  stamps???
+change the world    /    to:
+radically, in less /    ATI
+than two minute   /     c/o Kelly
+increments.      /      BRO Box 94
+- - - - - - - - -       Groton, Ct.
+                               06340
+ 
+***Call these awe-fish-y'all ATI bbs's
+One Byte             203-444-1597
+AT-Tel               812-446-2881
+Peacenet. (call 415-923-0900 for info)
+autobahn 703-629-4422 at the prompt
+type central and at the next select
+feedback and request access.
+.............................
+      .
+    a point of view            .
+                                .
+       from                    .
+           cygnus magus       .
+.............................
+ I would like to introduce myself, you might have wondered who I was, or what
+relation I had to ATI. Not much actually, as a friend of Prime anarchist's and
+as a fellow telecom weirdo, I saw and helped edit some of the issues (and lose
+a few of them to the magical wonder of the disk god, only to be resurected
+using the help of the disk sector editor ...Number 9....Number 9.... ).
+  I am not politically active, I am not socially active either. I proscribe to
+no particular ideology,philosophy, or religion. I simply observe things that I
+experience and try to understand them objectively (or subjectively ,depending
+on what mood I am in). You will be seeing alot of me in upcoming issues.  I
+hope to display pros and cons of differant beliefs. I wish to warn you though,
+I have one simple belief.
+    1) Its my undying opinion that all
+      people can do lots of damage to
+      everything, armed with the faith
+      that what they are doing is for
+      the greater good.
+ 
+ At first I didn't want this job. But in the end Prime bribed me, drugged me,
+and finally convinced me using the help of some girls, a goat, and a vat of
+vanilla pudding.
+ If you want to send me questions, drugs, marriage proposals, bomb threats
+or small furry animals by the name of Fred . Please send them to address
+located at front of this file. Please include your name (or reasonable
+facsimile) with any question or opinion so I will know who to insult, praise,
+or forbid my children from marrying
+  "Paradise is exactly like
+   where you are right now,
+   only much better."
+       Cygnus
+ 
+everyday books
+    ----------
+an alternative bookshop
+(203)423-3474
+120 Main St. Willimantic, Ct. 06226
+ 
+ ONCE AGAIN MY SPACE IS GIVEN AWAY
+ TO THE HAPPY HACKER(412)
+ 
+     Ever call a commercial chat line and hear a rather large number of male
+callers revolve around one or two female callers? Ever wonder about maybe one
+rather outgoing female on the line and why she was sooo friendly?
+     The reason is simple.  Usually in these situations the one outgoing,
+slightly seductive female voice you hear belongs to a woman who is paid to
+monitor these chat lines, but is also required to double as an actress, to
+pretend to be a regular caller on the line, and to coax male callers, through
+any methods needed, to stay on the line longer.
+    Here, I give you an ATI first. Here I will publish exerpts from an employ-
+ees' manual which is distributed to female employees of a chat line company
+which operates chat lines all over the US, and abroad.  Read on..
+ 
+         CHARACHTER PROFILE
+ 
+ALWAYS choose your opening charachter before opening your key!
+ 
+Your voice tone and charachter should match.  Don't change names without
+changing your voice.If you're working with another monitor, you should listen
+for key phrases.  Your charachter profile should be AUTHENTIC.  You should
+remember EVERYTHING about your charachter profile.  This includes voice tone,
+charachter's description and anything else you may have said about your
+charachter to a caller.  We recommend that you keep a notebook of charachters
+you play.
+ 
+   Examples of opening phrases:
+1. Hi! My name is Peter Rabbit.         2. What's Happening!
+3. Anybody out there? I'm sooooo lonely
+4. Hey, Hey, Hey!
+5. Help! Help!
+6. Yo Baby, Yo Baby, Yo!
+7. Hey, What's hoppin'?
+8. I'm looking for a new love..
+9. Yo! Anybody there?
+10. Good Morning!
+11. What's it to ya..
+12. Helloooooooo..
+13. I'm going to sing if you don't talk
+to me (then sing if they don't)
+14. Hey this is (Your charachter name),
+Im looking for (Anybody), what am I
+going to do??
+ 
+    INTERACTING WITH ANOTHER MONITOR
+ 
+This technique takes concentration. You must key in on certain phrases and
+build either toward it, around it, or take it somewhere else.If you change
+directions altogether, you must be aggressive.
+ 
+        Interacting examples:
+ 
+If you're talking on the line with three men and another monitor enters and
+says, "Help, help!", if the callers don't respond, you would say:  "What's
+that?  Wait, did you hear that?"
+ 
+Monitor #1: What's wrong?
+Monitor #2: My husband tied me to the bed!
+Monitor #1: What! Is he a maniac?
+Monitor #2: Yes! I am afraid he is going to kill me!
+Monitor #1: Wait a minute, lady. How did you dial here?
+Monitor #2: (Crying and sobbing loudly) I dialed with my nose!
+ 
+ 
+WHEN TO TALK EXPLICITLY AND WHEN NOT TO
+ 
+  Talking seductively requires a certain amount of finesse.  You can talk this
+way without ever having to say anything sexual.  There are different techniques
+that you can use.  We do not want to come across as telephone whores!
+  There are some key phrases that will let you know when and if the client
+wants to talk explicitly.
+ 
+       Seductive Examples:
+1. What are you wearing?
+2. Are you in bed?
+3. Are you alone?
+4. Do you like to talk dirty?
+5. Do you like sex?
+6. What do you do for fun?
+7. Are you playing with yourself?
+8. What do you like a woman/man to do for you in bed?
+ 
+   These phrases will help you to know when to talk expilicitly about sex.  If
+you start talking seductively and the caller hangs up, when he calls back,
+change characters and DON'T talk seductively.  When you do realize that the
+caller is seeking that type of conversation, select the appropriate technique.
+ 
+ 
+ WHEN TO AND WHEN NOT TO DISCONNECT A
+              CALLER
+ 
+1. ALWAYS DISCONNECT CHILDREN OFF ALL ADULT LINES without being rude. However,
+always mention they should call the TEEN line.
+2. If a caller is talking sexually on the TEEN line, disconnect them AFTER
+mentioning they should call an adult line.
+3.  Do not disconnect callers because you do not like them.  You are being
+paid to talk to the clients, not to have personal likes or dislikes for them.
+4.  Sometimes hecklers are fun.  They brighten up the lines.  Use your
+instincts and common sense, to decide whether it is appropriate at the time.
+ 
+        Example: Heckler
+A person tries to take down a phone number and someone is shouting or singing
+while they are trying to do so, or someone is calling a name over and over,
+disrupting all conversation.
+ 
+ 
+           VOICE QUALITY
+ 
+   Charachters should be full in every aspect. Practice your voices until they
+are perfected.  Concentrate on your voice control, voice tone, pitch, and also
+practice changing your pitch from high to low, and your voice tone from soft to
+caorseness, if possible.
+   For those who have difficulty changing voices, try to think of it as
+singing, working with the scale: "Do,  Re, Mi, Fa, So, La, Ti, Do".
+   Change your voice any way possible- High, Low, Soft, Loud, Coarse,
+Trembling, Squeaky, with accents.....  etc.- ANY WAY YOU LIKE- Just be
+different.
+ 
+          TRAINING SUMMARY
+ 
+   At the end of this training program, each monitor should be confident that
+he/she could have any customer calling back as many times as possible.
+   You've learned every technique available about how to control your calls to
+the point that you know who's calling back and who isn't.  You want EVERYONE to
+CALL BACK.
+   Monitors who aren't able to get call backs will need to work harder at their
+conversation.  Remember, the final goal is to get call backs.  caller not
+responding to your conversation quickly enough, get out of that charachter, and
+try another.  You are selling a phone conversation, so your sales pitch is very
+important.
+ 
+ 
+         ****END OF TRAINING MANUAL EXERPTS*****
+ 
+     Neat, huh?  Many of the women you hear on these chat lines are simply
+paidto keep men on the line. Paid to feign interest in the callers, paid to
+coax male callers into staying on the line and calling back in the future.  And
+yes, expected to talk very explicitly and even participate in phone sex and
+"domination" routines with the male callers, if the callers request it.
+     In our age of crass commercialism, it's not surprising to see yet another
+form of human exchange, like the concept of a simple chat line, become
+prostituted in this fashion.
+     Ah, the frontiers of free enterprise...
+ 
+                                             Regards..  The Happy Hacker
+ 
++*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+++++++++++++++++++++++
+ 
+new, except that we here at ATI all miss Prime Anarchist very much.
+ 
+  And also, a few things.  As most of you know, a very well-known hacker by the
+handle of Doc Telecom (formerly Laser) got busted in the San Jose area.  It's
+uncertain as to what his fate will be, and I'm concerned.
+ 
+  I'm also concerned about what's going to happen in the hack/phreak world
+these days.   With the recent development of the virus that spread through- out
+many computers in the nation, it seems that the media's attention will soon be
+turned full force on telecom enthusiasts.  It's been rumored that the 804
+bridge has been taped and will be broadcasted this week (week ending 11-19-88)
+on ABC's show "20/20" as part of a story on hackers/phreakers.  I predict a
+negative image will be portrayed, as usual.  This will create a backlash of
+even more negative public opinion, and perhaps even more "crackdown" efforts on
+the part of the authorities and security personnel.
+ 
+By the way, it's late Sunday night, and so far I've seen 2 talk shows regarding
+computers, mainframes, viruses..and hackers were even mentioned.
+ 
+In any event, watch "20/20" this week.  Tape it if you can.  Somehow, I get the
+feeling that there is truth in this rumor, and I am sure a great deal of
+discussion will result.
+ 
+Opinions?  Comments?  Email me on The Phoenix Project: 512-441-3088.
+ 
+P.S. If I'm wrong about "20/20", I need a volunteer to help me wipe the egg off
+my face.  Heh..
+ 
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+ 
+Watch for some really k-rad coming attractions, such as Ground Zero's tour of
+the more interesting parts of New York, and information on one of the most
+infamous institutions of our great nation.. and the world! (Suspense is killing
+you, eh?!)
+      ++We want your input!!++
+ 
+Write to us.   Let us know your comments, and suggestions.  If you have
+something to contribute, do send it to us.  Write to the address listed at the
+beginning of this file, or email any of us at any of our support boards.  We'd
+like to ever print some of your correspondence in future issues.
+ 
+That's all for ATI30.  Keep in touch, and we'll keep YOU in touch!
+Hehehe...
+
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+          aaa    ttttttt     iiiii
+         a   a      t          i
+         aaaaa      t          i
+         a   a      t          i
+         a   a      t        iiiii
+ 
+ 
+ 
+     Welcome to ATI31. You might think
+our opening logo looks a little
+different.   You're right.  We're just
+ on a low budget this week.
+ 
+ 
+ "Pray for the dead, but fight like
+hell for the living"
+ 
+   -"Mother Jones", union activist and
+all-arond hell raiser.  Date unknown.
+ 
+ 
+$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
+$
+$
+$
+$   "Misanthropic Thoughts in Jersey"
+$
+$     -By Ground Zero (who else?)
+$
+$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
+$
+ 
+     1:20 PM, EST.  I'm sitting in the
+employees' lounge, waiting to start my
+shift at 1:30.  I tiredly rest my head
+in my hands, elbows resting on the
+table
+cluttered with newspapers.  The 2
+Jamaican men who work in the
+supermarket's
+parking lot returning carraiges are
+sitting opposite me. They both just
+quietly
+smile at me, in silent comprehension
+of my tired spirit.
+     Her voice then penetrates other
+background noises in the room and
+grasps my
+attention.  "Yeah, it's like, I get
+home and he leaves to go to work. It's
+hard", she says, in her loud Jersey
+vernacular.  Her voice is biting, and
+annoying, just as her words.
+     "Yeah, he works as a police
+officer.  And we never get to see each
+other.
+My husband loves his job, and
+sometimes when he has the night off he
+gets called
+in!
+     "And you know I get a maid to
+come in sometimes.  But she doesn't
+clean.
+When I clean, I CLEAN", she says with
+a neurotic toss of the head.  I recall
+seeing the same toss of the head
+delivered with the same words stated
+by some of
+my Italian relations.
+     I shook my head in silent
+contempt and looked at my two Jamaican
+companions.  They shook their heads in
+agreement.  I got up, went downstairs
+and
+punched in.
+     The work day went by slowly, as
+my thoughts preoccupied me. Thoughts
+of my
+troubles, my friends' troubles, and
+what the future would bring. And all
+the the
+while, I catered to the suburban ego
+looking for baked goods.
+     Finally, it was 9:40. Time to
+clean out the bins of unsold rolls.  A
+lot
+of rolls today.  I worked hurriedly to
+take out the unsold rolls and throw
+them
+in garbage bags.  They would be thrown
+away.  I thought of the many people who
+went hungry each night, and the rolls
+and donuts that would be thrown into
+the
+grabage compactor.  I conteplated the
+illogic of waste, and the injustice of
+a
+human being going hungry as I tossed
+the rolls into a garbage bag inside a
+shopping cart next to me.
+     Then, a sound grabbed my
+attention.  An annoying, unpleasant
+sound.  It
+was the sound of gum snapping.  I
+looked up and saw the "officer's wife"
+at the
+other end of the aisle.
+     "Hey!!", she shouted between gum
+snappings at a young man working behind
+the deli counter.   "What are you
+going to do?"
+     She walked over to the deli
+counter and leaned over it.  She was
+several
+years older than the young man she was
+speaking to, and I thought her display
+to
+be rather distasteful.  As she talked
+to him she leaned closer towards him.
+Then, she pranced away, and after
+advancing about 50 feet away from the
+counter
+shouted, "As they say, it's your
+move", obviously straining her limited
+intellect for the words.
+     Another young man who worked in
+the produce dept. walked up to her and
+told
+her he couln't go drinking with her,
+as he had an early class the next day.
+ I
+simply shook my head, wheeling the
+carraige full of rolls to be discarded
+into
+the corner.
+     Quitting time.  I walked through
+the employees' parking lot towards my
+car.
+Something then sped past me. It was a
+brand-new IROC driven by one of my
+fellow
+employees, blasting a Bon Jovi song
+through its open window.  The driver
+shouted
+something at a group congregated by
+another car as she passed.
+     Then, my loud-mouthed,
+gum-snapping  friend drove past me
+with the young
+man from the deli in her passenger
+seat.  She drove by in a brand-new
+Cadillac
+sedan.  Must be why she felt such a
+dire need to work.  That's why she kept
+complaining about not being able to
+survive and a policeman's salary.
+     "You don't own that car.  The car
+and what it represents seem to own
+you.
+But I guess that's ok with you.  Then
+again, I doubt that you could comprhend
+this", I said quietly as I glanced at
+the taillights of the Cadillac.
+     I got into my car and drove onto
+the main thouroughfare.
+     10:20 PM.  Bored and restless, I
+decided to go for a ride.
+     I drove to a local suburban mall.
+ The mall was closed, but I went to the
+arcade that adjoined it.  As I parked
+my car, I saw a group of the usual
+"mall
+rats" that were part of the mall's and
+arcarde's usual decor.  The males of
+the
+group wore ragged jeans, concert
+t-shirts, bandandas, and donned
+leather or
+denim jackets. The girls wore similar
+garb, although many of them wore
+spandex
+tiger-striped pants, making them look
+like refugees from the latest MTV
+video by
+Guns and Roses.
+     I walked into the arcade and
+played a few games on the one pinball
+machine
+I had acquired skill.  I became bored
+quickly, and decided to take a short
+walk
+around the arcade before I moved on to
+another equally fascinating sight.
+     As I explored the arcade, I ran
+into Joe, and old acquantence from the
+arcade. "Hey Joe", I said as I walked
+towards him.
+     "Hi..Whatcha been up to?", he
+asked, brushing back his curly black
+hair.
+     "Uh, not much.  Working in a
+supermarket.  You working these
+days?", I
+inquired, already knowing the answer.
+     "Nah.  Haven't for a while."
+     "How old are you now?  25?"
+     "Yeah, somewhere around there..",
+said Joe.
+     "You can't hang out forever."
+     "I know.  But I want to while I
+can."
+     "You're a very intelligent,
+attractive guy.  It's a waste for you
+to just
+hang around here", I said, knowing
+that saying it wouldn't make a rat's
+ass of
+difference.
+     "I know."
+     "Hey, I gotta get home. Take
+care, Joe", I said as I headed towards
+the
+exit.
+     12:05 AM.  I grew weary, but my
+restlessness urged me to drive on.  I
+got
+onto the highway, deciding I would
+visit a friend in Bayonne who I knew
+kept
+late nights.
+     As I drove towards Jersey City, I
+passed several billboads advertising
+various products, including newly
+built condos in the area.
+Gentrification.  I
+knew those condos were making homes
+for the Yuppies who found it more
+eonomically feasible to live right
+across the river from New York City.
+And I
+knew the condos used to be apartments
+belonging to working class/poor
+people.
+But not anymore.  They were evicted to
+make room for a more profitable venture
+for the landlords.
+     I drove past the main train
+terminal in Jersey City and stopped
+for a red
+light.  I lowered my window and gazed
+at the dozen or so homeless people
+sleeping on the concrete floor outside
+of the train station.  Two of the
+transients were standing within
+earshot by the street's edge.  One of
+them asked
+a woman passing by them for some
+change.
+     "Why don't you get a fucking
+job", snarled the middle-aged woman in
+a loud,
+brash Jersey accent.  "Always looking
+for a fucking handout, you people".
+     The light changed.  As I drove
+away, I wondered if it had occurred to
+the
+lower-middle class woman that she
+could soon be in the same position as
+the two
+unfortunates she had coldly denied.
+Doubtful.
+     As I drove into Bayonne, I
+noticed a police car following me.  It
+stayed
+behind me for about twenty blocks,
+then pulled up next to me while I was
+stopped
+at a light.  The officer driving the
+car glanced at me. I returned his
+glance,
+and the light changed.  He turned
+around and drove away.  I was not
+surprised,
+as for some reason police officers
+often enjoyed observing me.
+     I continued on to my friend's
+house, and noticed his car wasn't
+outside.
+He wasn't home.  I usually would call
+to announce my visit beforehand, but
+was
+glad I hadn't tonight.  If I had
+learned he wasn't home, I would have
+driven
+home early and in a more sullen mood
+than I was in.
+     I pulled my car over on one of
+Bayonne's more busier streets and got
+out of
+the car to stetch out a bit. As I
+stood outside the car, a car full of
+the local
+stock of Italian guys drove past me.
+One of the many occupants of the car
+mooned me as another shouted, "Hey,
+baby!!".  I waved them off tiredly and
+got
+back in my car.
+     I drove on the highway towards
+home, passing the vast industrial
+plants
+that lined the highway.  The smoke
+from the many buildings filled the
+sky. I
+sighed, and took a deep breath of the
+toxic air.  My car drove onwards, onto
+Newark's city streets.
+     As my journey came to a close, I
+passed by a New Jersey Bell central
+office, where 2 months before I had
+spotted a tall young man going though
+papers
+in the trash dumpster in the
+buliding's parking lot.  The building
+had since
+became enclosed in a barbed wire
+fence, with signs in Englsh and
+Spanish saying,
+"New Jersey Bell. Private Property.
+No Trespassing".
+     I laughed, and drove home..
+ 
+ 
+@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
+ 
+     ...And here's 3 letters that can
+make your day a little less happy:
+FBI.
+Some news on the FBI: It seems that
+they plan to expand their database  to
+include such things as credit card
+transactions, telephone calls, and
+airline
+passenger lists.  Organizations such
+as Coputer Professionals for Social
+Responsibility are trying to stop this
+from being implemented.  More on this
+in
+future issues.
+ 
+     Remeber a small country in Cental
+America called El Salvador?  Their
+civil
+war is far from over, and it looks as
+though the leftist rebels are geting
+closer to a military victory over the
+US-gov't backed puppet government
+currently in power.  Our
+President-elect George Bush seems to
+have 2 chioces in
+this situation: either legitimately
+deal with the leftists who may very
+well win
+over the country, or adopt an
+escalation of the current US policy
+towards El
+Salvador: to adopt a policy of "total
+war" again.
+     Those of you who wish to gain a
+better understanding of our
+government's
+policy towards Third World nations
+like El Salvador, read up on it.  And
+go to
+your video store and rent a film
+called "Salvador".  It's a fictional
+movie
+that's rather entertaining, and
+enlightening.
+ 
+and now......
+ 
+ a few words from fah-q
+ 
+ well it seems that i was driving here
+in ct.the other night.
+ 
+ i went past the subbase here in
+groton the other night and as always i
+yelled
+fascist at the guards at the gate.the
+guards got into their "rent a cop"car
+and
+followed me down the road with their
+lights and siren on.once on the main
+road
+the groton town police joined the
+paraide with their lights on too.i
+didn't stop
+and we drove to ledyard one town over
+and a ledyard cop joined in.i turned
+on to
+a side street and stoped.the groton
+and ledyard police got out and told
+the base
+cops never to use their lights in town.
+  well the big day came and i went to
+court.the judge read the charges to me
+and
+asked if i had anything to say i said
+"oh yes i do....you can take that
+ticket
+and shove it so far your eyes buldge"
+you know i can have your base privliges
+taken away for that he said.well guess
+what your nazi'ness sir..i have none
+and
+i was off your base when your nazi
+goons grabed me i said.you meen to
+tell me
+you were off base when you were
+stoped.we have no power off base and
+securiety
+should not be off base.i'll talk to
+them.
+ 
+   all n all it was a fun time for all
+i think.
+ 
+                  fah-q
+ 
+  look for the NEW ati we will be
+going to a new format.once a mounth
+and only
+to our host boards.we want to have 10
+host's so if you want to host us drop a
+line to the ati bro box.
+ 
+ 
+ flashflashflashflashflashflashflash
+ 
+  THERE IS A NEW HOST BOARD...
+ 
+  THE PHOENIX PROJECT.
+ 
+   THIS IS A REALY COOL AND HAPPINING
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+ 
+ SO GIVE THEM A CALL WHEN YOU BOARD
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+ 
+  WELL THAT'S IT FOR ATI ISSUE 31 LOOK
+FOR US NEXT MONTH OR SOONER IF THE NEED
+ARISES.
+ 
+ 
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+                   c       i              n
+                    t       m              c
+                     i       e              .
+                      v       s
+                       i       ,
+                        s
+                         t
+ 
+         Happy New Year!!            Issue 32
+         January 5, 1989
+         > Special Anarchy Issue!! <<
+           **************                    /
+          /                                 /
+         /                                 /
+         Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+         journalistic, causistic, /
+            /cyberpolitical      /
+           /organization,       /  4 more info?
+          /trying to           /  send SASE
+         /help y'all, and us  /  stamps???
+         change the world    /    to:
+         radically, in less /    ATI
+         than two minutes  /     c/o Kelly
+         increments.      /      BRO Box 94
+         - - - - - - - - -       Groton, Ct.
+                                        06340
+ 
+ 
+            ...Numbers Run! (Yay!!)
+         P516-922-wine dial a dirty joke.
+         A516-751-2600 2600 magazine
+         P516-234-9914 New York newsline
+         #1800-ana-rchy artrock t-shirts and posters.
+          800-222-talk talking yellow pages
+         P800-526-3366 jam demo hotline
+         A800-692-8766 watson voice demo
+         P800-759-talk skytalk
+         #800-877-4700 sprint weatherline
+         S800-344-4000 wallstreet newsline
+          201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
+         P202-456-1414 Reagan's desk.
+         A202-483-5500 NORML
+         P202-363-1569 bork's desk.
+         #203-771-4920 snetco newsline
+         S203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline
+          203-447-4600 vmb
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+         P212-614-6464 center for constitutional rights
+         P213-621-4141 southern ca newsline
+         #303-443-7250 paladin press
+         S312-368-8000 chicago bell newsline
+          313-223-7223 michigan bell newsline
+         P412-633-3333 pennsylvania newsline
+         A414-678-3511 wisconsin bell news
+         P415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine
+         #518-471-2272 New York Bell info
+         S619-375-1234 time and temp
+          714-835-5111 orange county newsline
+         P717-225-5555 Pennsylvania newsline
+         A718-pan-ties p-o-t-m club
+         P718-435-1199 new york newsline
+         #415-626-1246 AIDS Information BBS
+         S201-644-2332 Bellcore music demo
+          319-369-6268 Star Trek trivia line!
+         P415-388-6633 Dial-A-Spaz Telephone
+                       Graffiti Line
+ 
+ 
+         And...Here's a good piece of news:
+         Activist Times, Inc. now has its OWN
+         >legal< voice mailbox! Call it! Leave
+         us messages of praise, criticism,
+         philosophical monotones, or even good
+         old-fashioned ragging.  We love to hear
+         from one and all. The number is:
+ 
+          1-800-592-3360 Box Number 7871146
+ 
+         And our gratitude goes out to The
+         Operator for donating the box. Thanks!!
+ 
+                           We now have a new contributor to ATI,
+         Digital Destruction from 604.  In this
+         issue, he contributes info on some
+         phun terroristic things to do.
+           Take it away....!
+ 
+ 
+         $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
+                   Jungle Survival
+                   ---------------
+            By: Digital Destruction (604)
+ 
+         Hello once again, ATI freaks, it's me   again with some more
+         hints to get you   through those pesky situations which
+         always manage to mess up your dinner     reservations...This
+         time, Jungle War   Tactics.
+           Has there ever been a time when you   were taking a
+         leisurely walk through the Amazon jungle only to realize by
+         way of a note pinned to a tree by a spear that you were being
+         stalked by headhunters? At that moment I'll bet most of you
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+         said to yourselves 'Gee, I wish I knew some Jungle war
+         tactics!'..Well Here's the    break youve been looking for.
+ 
+         Knife trick:
+         ------------
+ 
+         To kill your enemy by way of excruciatin pain, use this
+         method. Sharpen many    hardwood sticks, and plant point-up
+         in  a patch of land -on a trail, for        instance- and
+         cover in fesces. Then     cover it all with leaves or
+         something   and when Bongo and Umgala come after    you, they
+         will step on the sticks, get  driven into their feet (And if
+         they fell their bodies), and if that dont kill em then blood
+         poisoning from the feces    will.
+ 
+         Pond Trick
+         ----------
+         If you can find a very still pond, you  can plant the sharp
+         sticks in this, but you dont have to, and then cover with
+         grass, leaves etc. They will think it is land and SPLOOSH.
+ 
+         Well, those two tricks should do it.    (I cant think of any
+         more!) So
+         until next time, Hasta!
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+                 'Good Time' Tear Gas
+                 --------------------
+                 By: Digital Destruction (604)
+ 
+         Okay everyone, it's time to cook!
+         It seems to me, that an insurance       seminar just wouldnt
+         be any fun without some good potent tear gas. Am I right?
+         Well anyway, As I was walking through  my local K-Mart I was
+         approached by     the King, Elvis himself who instructed  me
+         by divine intervention to write this file so here goes.
+ 
+         To make real potent tear gas, it's      relatively simple.
+ 
+         Ingredients:
+         ------------
+         2 lbs. of red pepper seeds
+         A handy-dandy Popeil Percolater
+         A perfume bottle or Binaca Blaster
+ 
+         Procedure:
+         ----------
+         Place seeds, 1/2 pound at a time and    perk (perk?) for an
+         hour or two. Scoop  the seeds out and you will have about 2
+         tablespoons of the most potent resin    I've seen. Put this
+         with a little
+         Tabasco in a squirter and there ya go.  The seeds can also be
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+         reused for fun... The next time you go see 'Camille' in the
+         movies, toss a few off the balcony!   Hee Hee....Anyway, this
+         is Digital
+         Destruction telling you, when the earth collides with the
+         sun, try to stay out  of the backblast.
+ 
+ 
+              The Calcium Carbide Grenade
+              ---------------------------
+             By:  Digital Destruction(604)
+ 
+         Ya know, one of the things I like       about this country is
+         that anyone can   build their very own anti-personell
+         grenade using store bought everyday     materials. In this
+         file I will discuss  how to build one of these babies.
+         It should be known that when this       grenade is exploded
+         it produces a cloud of thick grey smoke 40 feet in diameter
+         hovering 3 feet above the ground in    which nobody can see
+         or breathe with    just a hint of shrapnel to top off the
+         event, so I wouldnt go throwing it at   your local boy scout
+         parade for a       'good laugh'...Procede with caution...
+         There are still a lot of angry Indians  left over from
+         Bhopal.
+ 
+         Ingredients needed:
+         -------------------
+         250 grams of Calcium Carbide
+         (You can buy this stuff in any hardware store as lantern
+         fuel)
+ 
+         1 Coca-Cola can (Washed and dried)
+ 
+         1 100ml test tube (pyrex)
+ 
+         1 rubber cork
+ 
+         Duct tape
+ 
+         Procedure:
+         ----------
+ 
+         Funnel 180-250g of Cal. Carbide into the can so it is about
+         1/4 full. Then,     remembering to keep it AWAY from water,
+         put aside. Fill test tube to 100ml and   cork. MAKE SURE the
+         outside of this is COMPLETELY dry. Any excess water on the
+         cork or outside of the tube will make   YOU an instant
+         victim! Then, carefully  insert test tube into hole in top of
+         can so it rests on bed of C.C.. Drop dots  of wax around
+         opening to hermetically   seal opening, and wrap the whole
+         thing  in duct tape. When thrown, upon impact, the test tube
+         will break, scattering    water all over the C.C. creating a
+         gaseous reaction resulting in 600lbs    per square inch of
+         pressure which will  last about 5 seconds. the can will
+         explode, shrapnel will fly and the gas  will go. Here is a
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+         picture of how it    should look.
+ 
+ 
+                  ------ffff---
+                  !      ff   !
+                  !      !!   !
+                  !      !!   !
+                  !      !!   !
+                  !WATER>!!   !
+                  !      !!   !
+                  !      !!   !
+                  !      !!   !
+                  !      ()   !
+                  !CCCCCCCCCCC!
+                  !CALCIUMCCCC!
+                  !CARBIDECCCC!
+                  -------------
+         Remember. Carbide gas is a cancer
+         causing toxin and is fatal.
+ 
+         Now you have your own anti-personell
+         grenade! Won't Mom be surprised!
+         Have fun.....And be careful.
+         Until next time, VIVA REVOLUTION!
+ 
+ 
+ 
+                  Mall Terrorism
+                  --------------
+ 
+           ..Phun things to do in the vast
+              malls of Suburbia, by The Happy
+               Hacker and Digital Destruction
+ 
+ 
+         1. Get 500 mg gelatin capsules and
+         fill about 100 of them with high-
+         potency suds.  Also fill about 30
+         capsules with red Jello mix. Dump
+         all the capsules into the large
+         fountain that is the central part
+         of many malls.  The time necessary
+         for the capsules to dissolve and wreak
+         their havoc will be sufficient for
+         you to make a non-hasty exit from the
+         area.
+ 
+         2. Take a penny, and wrap a (1/4")
+         strip of litmus paper.  Wrap that in
+         a foil gum wrapper, making sure the
+         penny, litmus paper and the foil all
+         touch each at some point. You now
+         a crude version of an electronic theft
+         device!  Place it in a plant next to
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+         the security "towers" at the exit of
+         the store. The alarm will keep going
+         off, and no one will be able to figure
+         out what's setting it off!!
+ 
+         3. Phun with Mannequins! Try these!
+          a. Put Groucho Marx glasses on them.
+          b. Switch wigs on male and female
+             mannequins.
+          c. Make them hold signs with
+             revolutionary quotes on them.
+          d. Stand next to mannequins and stay
+             still.  Pretend to be one!
+ 
+         4. If you are male, go to the women's
+         makeup counter and demand service.
+ 
+         5. Put comdoms over security cameras,
+         of course avoiding being seen by
+         them before/while doing so.
+ 
+         7. Computers! Write a short BASIC
+         program that spews obscenitites or
+         other annoying propaganda across the
+         screen of a display computer in a
+         store. Here's an example of one for a   Commodore 64:
+ 
+          10 PRINT"(CLR HOME)"
+          20 POKE 53281,0:POKE 53280,0
+         21 INPUT"PRESS ANY KEY FOR DEMO!":A$
+          22 IF A$="" THEN 22
+          23 PRINT"(CLR HOME)":PRINT:PRINT:PRINT: PRINT
+         24 PRINT"(CNTRL-2)THERE ONCE WAS A GIRL FROM VERMEETH"
+          25 PRINT"THAT LIKED TO CIRCUMCIZE GUYS
+          WITH HER TEETH"
+          26 PRINT"NOT FOR THE MONEY"
+          27 PRINT"AND NOT FOR THE GLORY"
+          28 PRINT"BUT JUST FOR THE CHEESE
+          UNDERNEATH!!"
+ 
+         NOTE:Where the prg says "(CLR HOME)",
+         you will actually type SHIFT and the
+         CLR HOME key. A symbol of a heart
+         encased in a box should be displayed.
+          Where the prg says "(CNTRL-2)", you
+         hold down the CNTRL and the 2 key.
+ 
+         Run the program, and watch the
+         unsuspecting comsumer become apalled
+         at the off-color limerick!
+ 
+         8. Phun in the parking lot!
+          a. Redirect traffic with orange
+          traffic cones.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+          b. (You need a few people for this
+          one) Go past all the newer model
+          cars, giving each a healthy shove
+          while passing. This should result
+          in an infinite number of car alarms
+          going off at once!
+ 
+         9. Pranks in the Electronics Dept!
+          a. Put porno flick in display VCR.
+          some other very offensive commedian
+          in a cassette deck.
+ 
+         10. Mix smut books in with other
+         books being sold at the bookstore.
+         Also, if they have a display window,
+         replace one of the displayed books
+         with the most bizarre smut book you
+         can find.
+ 
+         11. Pay F0ne Phun!
+          a. See a crowd of annoying mall rats
+          congregating around a pay phone
+          waiting for one of their buddies to
+          call them and tell them their
+          parents have gone out and it's ok to
+          have the troop of degenerates over
+          for a Megadeath listening party? No
+          problem! Go to the pay phone across
+          the hallway and watch them curse
+          angrily with screams of "What da
+          fuck?!?" as you direct an SSCU to
+          constantly call that number and say
+          "Hello, Hello, Hello..."
+          b. Pull underneath rubber covering
+          by the handset of a pay fone and
+          locate the red wire. Strip it, then
+          cut it.  The pay phone will accept
+          coins, but won't connect any call
+          after someone has paid for it. Go
+          back the next day and twist the
+          spliced ends of the wire together.
+          Voila! You have hit the jackpot, and
+          should receive every coin that has
+          been insereted into the phone since
+          the red wire was cut.
+          c. Put a rubber spider, or something
+          equally disquieting in the coin
+          return slot of a pay phone. Stay
+          nearby and watch your surprised
+          victim retrieve it!!
+ 
+         12. Here are some standard names you
+         can have paged in a depeartment store:
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+          a. Connie Linkus
+          b. Dick Hurtz
+          c. Mike Hunt
+          d. Ben Dover
+          e. Jack Meoff
+ 
+         13. Take a powerful magnet, preferably
+         a bar magnet, and hold it in your hand
+         as inconspicuously as possible.  Walk
+         over to a video game in progress in
+         the mall-rat infested arcade and hold
+         the magnet in back of the machine.
+         The screen of the video game will be
+         disrupted, to the suprise and dismay
+         of the players and spectators, until
+         you remove the magnet.
+ 
+ 
+         That's all the terroristic pranks we
+         can think of at the moment.  But be
+         on the lookout for Mall Terrorism,
+         Part 2 in the near future!
+         ######################################
+         And now, on a more cheerful note,
+          a poem from Ground Zero
+              in my room
+              ----------
+         i lie alone
+         the world speeds on
+         victimized
+         alone i lie
+ 
+         hope's not here
+         i've no reprieve
+         the walls preach doom
+         the walls deceive
+ 
+         but do they lie?
+         my mind's awry
+         in discontent
+         i wonder why
+ 
+         the darkened night
+         removes my sight
+         i face my doom
+         alone
+         in my room
+ 
+                           %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+ 
+             News From the Front..
+ 
+         **** POSSIBLE DATA LOSS 00 21J ****
+         (Hehe, just kidding, there was no
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+         Telenet packet-switched-induced data
+            loss.  Just GZ's sense of humor..)
+ 
+         Doc Telecom/Raider update: They are
+         going for another Superior Court Review
+         this week, where a "deal" will be
+         offered to Doc and Raider by the
+         prosecution.   With any luck, they
+         will be offered 1 year's time, with
+         the chance for parole in a short time.
+         By the way, Doc and Raider were
+         featured in an article about hackers
+         that appeared 6 weeks ago on the front
+         page of the New York Times.
+ 
+         A hacker from New Jersey called The
+         Wasp was busted in connection with the
+         Livermore Labs breakin.  The feds paid
+         him a nice friendly visit. More on this
+         in future issues.
+ 
+         Be kind to your children: The news
+         tonight had a piece regarding Yuppie-
+         type parents who push their children
+         too hard.  One mother mentioned
+         made her son participate in about 8
+         after-school activities, which took up
+         at least 2 hours of after-school time
+         each day. The activities were curtailed
+         only when the 9-year-old boy displayed
+         strange physical symptoms such as
+         headaches, and constant colds, which
+         are typical symptoms for overworked
+         children.  A psychologist descibes how
+         parents who overwork their children
+         feel: that their chldren are status
+         sysmbols, and they should be pushed
+         to "succeed" so that the parents can
+         boast of their childrens' endeavors.
+ 
+         AT&T, MCI, British Telecommunications
+         LC, France Telecom and Western Union
+         are all co-owners of TAT8, the first
+         fiberoptic trans-oceanic cable. TAT8
+         went operational last month, support-
+         ing a capacity of 560M bit/sec.  Look
+         forward to better international
+         connections! ;)
+ 
+         Smart Cards: How Smart?
+         Smart cards are wallet-sized plastic
+         cards with microprocessors built into
+         them, and they are on the rise. They
+         are widely used in France and Japan,
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+         and it is reported that Visa and
+         MasterCard are making deals for
+         millions of dollars worth of cards.
+         Smart cards are so widely used in Japan
+         that the country's Minister of Finance
+         is investigating how their widespread
+         use is affecting the nation's money
+         supply.  Since the microprocessors
+         built into the cards contain
+         information on the cardholder, there
+         is no need to access a network to
+         verify transactions.  This makes the
+         smart card useful in credit card and
+         calling card applicaions.  However,
+         they are beginning to be applied to
+         other uses.  The National Security
+         Agency recently signed contracts with
+         three companies for devices that
+         utilize smart cards to protect
+         government computers against hackers.
+         The devices, called low-cost encryp-
+         tion/authentication devices (LEAD's)
+         utilize a smart-card system in which
+         the microprocessors on the cards
+         contain a large amount of personal
+         data on the user, logon sequences
+         and security data which specifies
+         the level of access the user has.
+         The user would logon to the computer
+         system by inserting the card into a
+         reader attached to the terminal in use,
+         then enters his password when the
+         machine validates his card. Neat,
+         huh? These measures are designed
+         to screen out unauthorized users and
+         encrypt data passed across the Defense
+         Data Network (DDN).
+ 
+         It seems that the jingoistic blood is
+         starting to stir again.  Our gov't
+         is openly threatening to bomb Libya..
+         ..again!  Threatening to violate
+         international law, and thumbing its
+         nose on world opinion, our gov't
+         prepares to once again commit a
+         terroristic act in an attempt to
+         stir up a faltering nationalism in
+         our country.  But how many more innocent
+         Libyans must pay for this if it is
+         to be carried out?
+ 
+         @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
+ 
+         The AIDS Info BBS - Worth A Call..
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+            The AIDS Info BBS hails from San
+         Francisco, California, sponsored by
+         a community organization called The
+         Community of St. Matthew.  It's run
+         on an Altos 986-T with the operating
+         system Xenix 3.1a.  It provides lots
+         of valuable information on AIDS to
+         all people who call it, such as the
+         following: (taken from the BBS's main
+         menu)
+ 
+         1> Reading Matter: Articles, News,
+         Book Reviews (Read Only)
+          2> Question/Answer: Commonly Asked
+         Questions (Read Only)
+          3> Open Forum: Messages About AIDS
+         (Read & Write, NOT private)
+          4> Names & phones: AIDS
+         organizations, other BBS (Read Only)
+          5> Library References: on published
+         texts in libraries (Read Only)
+          6> Statistics (updated 12/23/88): The
+         Numbers (Read Only)
+          7> Therapies: Discussion (Read &
+         Write); Project Inform, Tests (Read
+         Only)
+          8> Legal Papers:  that you can use --
+         free (Read Only)
+          9> About this BBS: History, gifts,
+         needs (Read Only)
+         10> System Administration: the
+         operator here can help you "there"
+         (Read Only)
+ 
+              Online since July 1985, the
+         system is available to all 24 hours a
+         day. Give it a call, and tell them ATI
+         sent you.
+         The Aids Info BBS        415-626-1246
+         Sysop: Ben Gardiner
+ 
+         To send a contribution to the BBS:
+ 
+          P.O. Box 1528
+          San Francisco, CA 94101
+ 
+         ***************************************
+         @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
+ 
+         Look for these coming attractions in
+         future ATI issues!:
+ 
+         "How to Become an LAN Data Theif" by
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+          The Happy Hacker
+ 
+         "A Walking Tour of The Underbelly of
+          The Big Apple", by Ground Zero
+ 
+         "Why No Phreak is Safe" by The Happy
+         Hacker
+ 
+         An ATI all-poetry issue! (We need
+         submissions, folks!)
+ 
+         A brilliant, yet amusing analysis of
+         the film "War Games" by Digital
+         Destruction (A bit of nostalgia..)
+ 
+         The full story of how Doc Telecom
+         and Raider got busted, and their
+         experiences with the legal and penal
+         system, written by Ground Zero
+ 
+         A file on phun things to do with
+         fiberoptic lines by the 8th Defendant
+ 
+         And....quite a few surprises. Yes,
+         some really kicking ATI-style
+         exposes. "ATI-We keep you on your toes".
+         That's all for ATI32.  Look for ATI33
+         in a week or so.  We're cranking 'em
+         out! Have phun, and be creative!
+ 
+ 
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+          WITH THANKS TO * HATCHET MOLLY *
+       __________________________________________
+ 
+ 
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+  ********      **          **
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+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+ 
+ Issue #33...January-something, 1989
+ 
+  **************
+ ** YIPPIE!    **- - - - - - - - - - .
+  **************                    /
+ /                                 /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to           /  send SASE
+/help y'all, and us  /  stamps???
+change the world    /    to:
+radically, in less /    ATI
+than two minute   /     c/o Kelly
+increments.      /      BRO Box 94
+- - - - - - - - -       Groton, Ct.
+                               06340
+ 
+Hello, and welcome to ATI33.  In this
+issue, we focus on the media and its
+recent antics.  As always, we have a
+wealth of inspiring, thought-provoking
+info..all in one little action-packed
+file.  Read on!
+ 
+ 
+ ***********
+* editorial *   thoughts from fah-q
+ ***********
+     PLANE BOMBS, NERVE GAS PLANTS, JET
+FIGHTS..Just a few things in the news
+in the past few months. i have been
+following them very closely. i don't
+know if anyone else has come out and
+said it, but i am pretty sure they are
+all connected. first we announce that
+we are planning to attack a chemical
+weapons plant in libya and a plane
+carrying american students,american
+military, and american tourists is
+threatened and (by the way the threat
+was not told to the public of the
+united states,but was announced on
+the foreign short wave broadcasts a
+few days before the event) then blown
+up. then 2 of our fighters down two
+libyan MIGs.  were we just on a daily
+flight routine or were we there to
+see what trouble we could stir up so
+that we could take action and not be
+the bad guy?  seems to me that they
+could've attacked right away. If they
+were armed (and i'm not saying they
+weren't),why did they just follow and
+not try to lock on in the airspace off
+the libyan coast? now a commercial jet
+crashes again in england. could this be
+all related? we don't want them to make
+chemcal weapons (i see the point in
+that), but we and 24 other countries
+make them. they attack without warning,
+while we tell them days,weeks sometimes
+months in advance,so they can move
+civilians. our press seems to me to be
+making us look like the fools. in their
+eyes we can do no right. if we down one
+of their fighters, they run us through
+the ringer. one of their commercial
+jets comes into restricted airspace
+and them is warned and signaled 12
+times with out a reply or turning out
+of the space,so it is shot down for
+security reasons (i think they could
+have waited a few more seconds...but
+for all intent we were in the right)
+we go wild...but let one of their
+missles hit one of our military ships
+in international waters and sink it.
+they say "oh-we-are-sorry-but-we-made-
+a-mistake-it-won't-happen-again",
+the press thinks that is acceptable.
+my stand is this.....(and this is my
+personal opinion) stop dealing with
+these assholes. they take 1 or 2
+americans and say they will release
+them if we set 20 of their guys free?
+bullshit...we tell them we will kill
+their 20 if they don't let ours go.
+they want to bomb one of our planes?
+good. go ahead. we bomb one of their
+major cities.  and the PLO? do they
+really think the world is gonna let a
+bunch of madmen have a country,who have
+stated they would kill anyone they had
+to in order to get it? maybe if they
+weren't such assholes and sat and
+talked to the world and not blow up
+planes and act like monkeys for the
+world to see they might get somewhere.
+                  fah-q
+ 
+ 
+ ******************
+!                !
+! personal notes !
+! from your buddy!
+!  Ground Zero   !
+------------------
+Greetings.  Those of you who
+know me are surely aware that the
+above opinions do not reflect my own.
+I take a different view on terrorism
+and the other topics discussed. I
+am not in favor of terrorism, nor do
+I support or advocate any terrorist
+groups in any way.  However, I take
+the time to understand the causes of
+terrorism.  This is important, because
+in order to deal with terrorism
+effectively, we must understand that
+it does not exist in a vacuum.  Groups
+resort to terrorism because they are
+powerless.
+     It's easy for us, as Americans
+to sit back and turn on the tube and
+say 'What a bunch of crazy ragheads'
+when we hear of trouble in the Middle
+East.  Our own ethnocentrism, combined
+with a blind sense of nationalism
+prevents us from gaining an under-
+standing of the many complex issues
+that come into play in the Middle
+East.  A man like Qaddafi may be a
+bit outspoken, and may even appear to
+be crazy.  Since he's easy to poke fun
+at, he has become an easy scapegoat
+for the problems that exist today with
+terrorists.  If you believe that Libya
+is deserving of being bombed, then I
+would like to point out that there was
+no real evidence linking Qaddafi
+with any terrorist activities.  After
+the US bombed Libya in '86, our
+gov't later admitted that it had no
+evidence that Qaddafi was responsible
+for the things he was accused of,
+namely the bombing of a West German
+discoteque frequented by American
+servicemen.  But, this admission was
+ignored by most in the militaristic
+fervor that followed the bombing.
+     Also, I would like you to
+consider your own definition of
+"terrorism".  It's obvious that there
+are many groups that exist whose
+activities include terrorism, but
+we fail to take notice when our own
+government commits acts which could
+be also be defined as "terrorism".
+The bombing of Libya in '86 included
+destruction of civilian targets, such
+as a hospital for the handicapped.
+Also, our government's support of the
+contras in Nicaragua - a band of
+mercenaries who regularly attack
+civilians in a brutal manner -
+certainly constitutes terrorism in my
+opinion. And the CIA even provided
+them with instruction manuals
+encouraging VERY questionable prac-
+tices.  Please remember these facts,
+and keep an open mind.
+ 
+ 
+     And..now for something completely
+different that I feel compelled to
+bring to your attention.  A fellow
+activist friend of mine subscribes to
+quite a few political magazines,
+leaving him on the mailing lists of
+many organizations soliciting money.
+One such organization called the
+Government Accountability Project sent
+him some very interesting information
+which he thought I should share with
+you folks.  The following is an
+exerpt from their literature:
+ 
+     The chicken you buy was most
+probably plucked and cleaned in an
+automated processing plant. So-called
+"protective" government agencies are
+permitting gross and shocking laxity
+in the treatment, handling and inspec-
+tion of chickens in these plants.
+Because of this, more people could die
+during the next two decades from the
+filth, excrement and toxins in chickens
+than died in Vietnam.
+     Machines that mechanically pick
+the feathers, remove the entrails and
+wash the chickens with high pressure
+water have increased profits but have
+also increased the amount of invisible
+fecal contamination.  Because of this
+40% of the chickens on the market are
+contaminated with salmonella strains
+100 times more dangerous and resistant
+than before.
+     Inspectors are being forced to
+speed up so that they now have less
+than two seconds to look at each
+chicken.  Under what is called "the new
+streamlined inspection system", they
+are not allowed to look at the back,
+bottom, sides or insides (where DO
+they look at?? -GZ), where the
+contamination usually exists.
+     The final washing of chickens is
+done in a vat of seldom-changed water
+which is rarely kept at the right
+temperature and is so laden with dirt
+and waste matter that it is virtually
+"fecal soup!"
+     Salmonella is bacteria.  It can be
+killed by thoroughly cooking the
+chicken. However, a real danger is
+passing the Salmonella on to other
+foods through use of the same knife,
+cutting board or your own hands. That's
+why we suggest the following tips:
+ 
+  1-Keep poultry and meat isolated. For
+example, rewrap chicken and place it
+in your refrigerator, making sure that
+the chicken does not touch other food.
+  2-Wash chicken thoroughly and remove
+all skin.
+  3-Wash all utensils that the chicken
+has been cut with, or has been sitting
+in. Do not use a wooden cutting board
+(because it is pourous).
+  4-Wash your hands well after prepar-
+ing the poultry, espacially before you
+go on to cook the rest of the meal.
+  5-Rinse sink and utensils with a
+bleach and water mixture.
+  6-Cook chicken thoroughly. Do not eat
+rare meat or poultry.
+ 
+ 
+     I hope you find the above info
+useful. I did not provide it to groce
+you out.  I included it in this ATI
+in hopes that it might prevent a few
+cases of food poisoning.  And I would
+also like to mention that the above
+information was discussed on the March
+29, 1988 version of the CBS show "60
+Minutes", and has led to 5 hearings
+in Congress last spring.  Let's hope
+that better conditions are eminent.
+     And now for the rest of ATI....
+ 
+ 
+mediaWATCHmediaWATCHmediaWATCHmediaWATC
+aWATCHmediaWATCHmediaWATCHmediaWATCHmed
+diaWATCHmed  Media Watch!  iaWATCHmedia
+aWATCHmediaWATCHmediaWATCHmediaWATCHmed
+ 
+     Speaking of the CBS network,here's
+a transcript of a news segment showm a
+few months ago that you might enjoy:
+ 
+        Transcript of CBS News segment on the Hackers Conference
+                filmed 7 Oct 88, aired 8 Oct 88.
+ 
+Anchorman ("High Technology" logo and drawing of chip):  An unusual
+conference is under way near San Francisco.  The people attending it
+are experts on a technology that intimidates most of us, but has changed
+the way we live.  John Blackstone reports.
+ 
+Narrator (trees and outdoor scenes at conference):  A small revolutionary
+army is meeting in the hills above California's Silicon Valley this
+weekend, plotting their next attacks on the valley below, the heart
+of the nation's computer industry.  They call themselves computer hackers.
+ 
+Jonathan Post:  "The people who are gathered here changed the world
+once; if we can agree on where to go next, we're gonna change it again."
+ 
+Narr (conference scenes, blinking lights):  What hackers have learned
+to do with computers has changed the world, for both good and bad.
+They're the people who dreamed of and built the personal computer industry.
+Because for a computer, the only difference between a hundred and a
+million is a few zeros.
+ 
+Donn Parker, (SRI International, in office):  "And so, in fact, criminals
+today I think have a new problem to deal with: and that is how much
+should I take.  They can take any amount they want."
+ 
+Narr  (phone central office):  Telephone companies are the most victimized
+because those who break into phone company computers can link up for
+free to computers around the world.
+ 
+Richard Fitzmaurice (Pacific Bell, in office):  "You'll hear the term
+computer hacker, computer cracker; we call them computer criminals."
+ 
+Narr (blinking lights):  But much more frightening are the hackers
+who crack American military computers.  Earlier this year in a lab that
+does some classified research, astronomer Clifford Stoll discovered
+someone had broken into his computer.  He says it was like finding a
+mouse running across the floor.
+ 
+Stoll (in office):   "You watch and you see, he's going in that hole
+over there, and you say, ooh, he's going in that hole; that connects
+to a network that goes to a military computer, in Okinawa."
+ 
+Narr (Stoll playing with a yo-yo in a machine room):   The breakins
+to American military computers went on for several months.  Eventually
+Stoll traced them to a hacker in West Germany.
+ 
+Donn (in office):  "A hacker today is an extremely potentially dangerous
+person.  He can do almost anything he wants to do in your computer."
+ 
+Narr (at conference, video games, stabbing and fighting on screen):  But at
+the hackers' camp in the hills, there's recognition that in any
+revolutionary army there will be a few rogues and criminals.  But that's no
+reason, they say, to slow down the revolution.
+ 
+John Blackstone, CBS News, in the hills above Silicon Valley.''
+ 
+     ...And now, a review of the ABC
+show "Beach Party Vietnam",oops..I mean
+"China Beach":
+     The show begins with a doctor
+talking philosophically into his tape
+recorder about sex. Then, we cut to
+a scene of some of the show's women
+lying down in partially open robes, in
+quarters surrounded by amenities such
+as rugs, makeup and hairdressing
+equipment. 'Doc' then plays golf in
+preppy-style golf clothes, while a
+female major in her middle years is
+plauged with the earth-shattering
+problem of onsetting menopause.
+     While one of our women prances
+around their quarters in 80's-style
+cutoff shorts and tank top, another
+complains of a lost investment
+opportunity: tourism in the Vietnamese
+coastal area (Ah, capitalism's finest!)
+     The women, including the major
+lounge by the poolside with a blender
+of mixed drinks, discussing their
+common woe, while a cigar-toting Col.
+parachutes into the scene. He looks at
+the women confidentally and blares out
+a self-absorbed line about owning the
+world while the women swoon.
+     In the next scene, the women all
+stand admiring him lifting weights,
+and the Col. later has individual
+meetings with all three of them. He
+knows no shame, using the same line
+on each of them: "You have a sense of
+mystery about you. I think we have
+potential".
+     The base sponsors a luau, in which
+the women adorn themselves in Hawaian
+style dress. A wounded soldier with
+delusions of being Chuck Berry and a
+Black female nurse perform a few
+numbers onstage at the luau, then we
+cut to a scene of the Col. and our
+reluctantly aging major in bed, mixed
+with images of a base dweller surfing
+on the nearby beach.
+     Makes you just want to go out and
+enlist to go fight wars as pleasant
+as this, does it not? That's the idea.
+In "Club Med:Saigon", oops, I mean,
+"China Beach",  the glorification
+of militarism takes a very hedonistic
+twist!
+ 
+    And now a word on Drew Barrymore.
+She was in films like "E.T." and
+"Firestarter". And now she's in the
+focal point of the media due to her
+drug and alcohol problem. I read the
+article in People magazine which
+described her problem in her own words,
+and frankly, I was appalled that even
+a magazine like People could allow such
+conceit and misdirected thoughts in
+their pages.  In the article, she
+refers to several people, including her
+own mother, as "asshole", and is very
+self-involved in her story.  People
+magazine, in this issue just glorifies
+the ramblings of a 13 year-old brat,
+spoiled by fame, and non-repentant of
+her wrongdoings.
+ 
+ 
+     Consider these advertisements for
+TV shows:
+     "She was young, attractive....and
+MARRIED. (Saxaphones blaring in back-
+ground.) During a separation from her
+husband, she had a brief affair. When
+she finally went back to her husband,
+she discovered that her lover filmed
+dozens of home movies of their
+lovemaking. And this time, THE WHOLE
+TOWN WAS WATCHING. (Music speeds up).
+Tonight on 'A Current Affair', we
+talk to the young lady trying to get
+the pieces of her life back together.
+It's an X-rated tale of seduction and
+betrayal, on 'A Current Affair'."
+     (woman's voice) "..And I asked
+him, HOW can you preach against these
+things when you do them yourself? And
+he told me, 'I am preaching to myself
+as well as the others'". (announcer)    "A small-town preacher in Texas
+preaches piety on the pulpit, while
+PREYING on several of the women of his
+congregation"  (another woman's
+voice, with deep Southern accent)
+"My body just froze when he touched
+me..." (advertisement for NBC show
+"Inside Edition")
+     Why the hype?  Seems like the
+sensationalistic, souped-up yellow
+journalism genre has made its way to
+TV programs.  These type of programs
+just demonstrate the fact that TV
+has completed its journey......into
+the gutter.
+ 
+ 
+*******************************
+* more notes from ground zero *
+*******************************
+ 
+     Ok, folks, first off, you might
+have noticed that the ATI mailbox
+is gone. Yes, it is.  The reason makes
+an interesting story in itself, which
+will most likely be unfolded in a
+future ATI.  But, take note that there
+will be a new ATI mailbox up very soon.
+Watch for it in a few weeks.
+     Also, a correction. The first
+version of ATI32 stated that the Wasp
+was busted in connection with the
+breakins of the Livermore Labs UNIX
+system.  This is incorrect.  He was
+busted for crashing Bell systems. How
+was he caught? He would crash a system
+and then proudly sign off with the
+words, "You've just been stung by
+The Wasp". It's my opinion that with
+the networking that exists between
+telco security, law enforcement, and
+informants, it wasn't hard at all to
+locate and monitor Mr. Wasp.
+     Nice going, guy!
+     More news: Thomas Covenant, an
+East coast hacker,was busted last
+week, on January 14th. We can't release
+the details yet, but we'll have more
+info on this in future issues.
+     And, some HAPPY news! Doc Telecom
+and Raider are getting out of jail on
+January 23rd!  There are some major
+drawbacks to the situation, like the
+fact that for 3 years they will be on
+probation, and for that amount of time
+they can't leave California. Also,
+they will NOT be geting back their
+computers EVER.  But, I am happy to
+report that they will no longer be
+incarcerated!
+ 
+ 
+     That's all for ATI33.  Look for
+ATI34 soon, in about a week or so.
+Take care, and this is Ground Zero,
+saying, "Be Creative!"
+ 
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+HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
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+ /                                 /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to           /  send SASE
+/help y'all, and us  /  stamps???
+change the world    /    to:
+radically, in less /  ATI
+than two minutes  / c/o Kelly
+flat.            /  BRO Box 94
+- - - - - - - - -  Groton, Ct.
+                   06340
+ 
+to ATI34.  Don't mind me, I'm in a bad
+mood today.
+ 
+Anyway, we have lots in store for you
+in this issue.  We're going to make
+this one a long one, as we've got lots
+to say.
+ 
+But first, a few words on the state of
+ATI.  Right now, there are a few BBSs
+that regularly receive ATI issues.
+But, I can't do all the uploading
+myself, so we need a few volunteers to
+help distribute ATI.  We would like
+ATI to be uploaded to as many boards as
+possible, so start sending it to your
+local boards, if you feel that they
+can handle the fresh, biting, contro-
+versial style of ATI (Yes, we have
+come across some BBSs that prefer to
+censor the views expressed in ATI from
+their users! More on this in future
+issues..) Also, I am putting up a BBS
+in the next few days.  As soon as I
+get the software working properly, the
+board will be up. Call 201-748-4005,
+and if it isn't up when you call, try
+again in a day or so. But it should be
+up by the time you are reading this.
+ 
+Also, note this: Tales Gallery's board
+is back up. But he lost all the ATI
+issues in a disk crash. Also, Audobon
+in 703 is down, so don't kall it..
+Here are the boards that regularly
+receive ATI:
+ 
+The Pheonix Project      512-441-3088
+At-Tel                   812-446-2881
+F/X Animation            201-368-0573
+Ry-Lor's Den             201-759-2066
+Edge of Existence        201-746-9095
+Limelight Technologies   203-834-0367
+The Red Phone            201-748-4005
+   (my BBS! Yay!!)
+ 
+The list grows regularly, as more and
+more people upload ATI to their local
+boards. If you are uploading ATI to
+any boards, let us know, and I will
+publish a more detailed list of boards
+that have ATI online in a few weeks.
+ 
+And also, from now on we will have a
+BBS spotlight in just about every
+upcoming issue as a regular feature.
+We will either feature a BBS, or have
+a brief article pertaining to BBSing.
+If you know of a BBS you'd like to see
+featured, let us know..
+  And here we go!!
+ 
+*****************
+* bbs spotlight *
+*****************
+ 
+  This issue, we feature the BBS run
+by Greenpeace. Here's their ad:
+(submitted by Gordon Meyer)
+ 
+ 
+_________________________________________________________
+         EnviroNet
+ 
+        The Public Greenpeace BBS
+        =========================
+         >> What are those maniacs up to NOW!?
+         Climbing smokestacks, hanging from bridges, diving into  pools of
+        toxic waste, washing their sox in public, Greenpeacers  engage in
+        direct actions around the world to raise public  consciousness
+        about the environment.
+         Greenpeace has offices in 17 countries, a fleet of 5 ocean- going
+        ships, a river boat (which just completed a tour of the  Great
+        Lakes and the Mississippi calling attention to water  pollution
+        there) and several sailboats.  Hundreds of Greenpeace  volunteers
+        and employees use these tools daily to help protect  the planet.
+ 
+        If you're interested in environmental issues and would like  to
+        keep in touch with the latest Greenpeace actions around the
+        world, EnviroNet is for you.
+ 
+        This system, sponsored by Greenpeace USA, contains all the  latest
+        press releases from Greenpeace and the wire services about
+        Greenpeace actions and issues related to the environment.  These
+        are updated daily and are the same as those carried on the
+        internal Greenpeace network.
+ 
+        In addition, EnviroNet carries the weekly Greenpeace USA
+        newsletter and the bi-weekly journals of the four Greenpeace
+        people at World Park Base, the only permanent, non-governmental
+        base in Antarctica.
+ 
+        The E-Mail and public conference sections allow you to
+        communicate with Greenpeace activists, as well as with others
+        interested in the issues Greenpeace addresses.
+ 
+        EnviroNet may be reached at 415-861-6503, 300/1200/2400  baud, 24
+        hours a day.  There is no charge, but on-line  registration is
+        required for full access.  The registration  information is used
+        only for EnviroNet.  Your name will be added to no mailing list as
+        a result of registering on this system.
+ 
+***************************************
+And now... A rare treat. Ever wish you
+could check out some of the many chats
+that go on between people in the
+phreak/hack world? Well, now we bring
+you a chat that we are sure will bring
+you chuckles, courtesy of an anonymous
+uploader to my board.  To protect the
+"innocent", we've edited out names.
+hopefully we'll have more of these
+chats for your viewing pleasure.
+Read on!
+ 
+ok.. written down... So anyway, need any new members in your group????
+ 
+Uh, well, knowledgeable ones. I'm not
+trying to be a jerk, but you have a lot
+to learn.
+ 
+no prob ... I'll translate that: "Yes,
+but not you!!!!!!!!!!!" heh! :) .. I
+kinda figured that ... Owell, it was
+worth a shot.. heh!
+ 
+uh, you keep interrupitn me when I  am
+typing!  pls stop. anyway, as I was
+going to say, we are also looking for
+people who are not only knowldegable,
+but who have the same ideology as us,
+and I do vbelieve that it might be
+difficult.  me abnd XXXXX are very
+similar in a lot of ways, we think
+very much alike..
+ 
+ 
+ owell .. :( .. So.. you have NOTHING
+other than your discovery??!?! (I had
+an amazing discovery not 2 long ago 2.
+ it lasted for a good 3 - 4 months ..
+I gave it to XXXX and a local friend
+of mine.. no probs.. But when XXXXXXX
+ got it, THAT WAS MISTAKE #1 ... He
+gave it out too too many people, and
+NOBODY but me was allowed 2 give it
+out .. And I WAS PISSED TO HELL.. but
+hey, 3 months on an alliance, and
+worldwide supporting accidental
+discovery ain't bad ..
+ 
+ 
+uh huh, and what was this "discovery"?
+ 
+It was some military base kind of
+thing.. their phone system.. it had
+extensions and wierd shit.. kind of an
+exotic PBX ... It had uh.. 6570 - 6579,
+6581 - 6589, 6591 - 6594 were possible
+last 4 digit phone #'s of the 800 # ..
+when calling the # (which all of 'em
+are now disconnected :( ), dialing 20
+would give an AT&T dialtone that could
+reach out and touch the world .. Then
+after they finally caught on to that
+(after 2.5 months), I noticed that 9
+would also give a 2nd dialtone .. if I
+tried 2 dial a 1 + # .. it would give
+3 fast dialtones and another normal
+dialtone 2 enter a 5 digit code.. but
+these people were stupid .. if
+i called up, dialed 9, and then instead
+of 1 + ac + ph, but instead 0 + ac +
+ph, 2 things would happen:
+ 
+A. I could enter an AT&T calling card
+B. Just dial 0, bullshit operator that
+my phone is broken and she would dial
+   the phone # for me! I used that method pletny!
+So did a few friends of mine!
+AND .... Most hilarious of all.. when
+dialing the 9 for the dialtone, it
+could be used as an extender, or it
+could reach ALLIANCE without any code
+BS!!! Dialing 0-700-456-1000 wouldn't
+get you an AT&T calling card tone OR
+the operator, so soooo many conferences
+were made off of that trick  WE really
+did damage to that company phonebill
+wise.. But we weren't trying to
+purposely do that, we just wanted
+conferences ... So I gotta admit,
+screwing around with 800 #'s and
+KOOK's handle from ddial got me 3
+months of heaven!! Now you may type:
+ 
+how does kook come into play here?
+ 
+The 800 # had his name in it .. I was
+just looking at the ddial, and on my
+other line I was dialing #'s with
+people's handles.. I was trying for
+1-800-456 .. And 56 is KO .. The OK
+for KOOK is 65 .. and then I just hit
+77 for some unknown reason .. I heard
+a dialtone .. And within 10 mins, I
+hacked out 21 + 9 for an
+outside dialtone .. it wasn't a great
+quality tone .. only a few days later
+did I realize 20 w/o a 9 after it gave
+a clean AT&T line that was almost as
+clear as US SPRINT
+ 
+ 
+i see.  you dialed 1-800-456-XXXX from
+ur house?
+ 
+ 
+Yeah.. Sometimes thru an extender ..
+But I'm not worried.. this was a dumb-
+fuck company .. I know it's MCI ..
+ 
+I thought you said that it was owned
+by the military?
+ 
+It was some military installation shit.
+ not the army .. just some office or
+some crap.. no big deal.. A really
+stupid company .. if they can't figure
+out in their phone system that I can
+reach alliance, the most expensive
+form of calling I make without the
+help of the operator or w/o a calling
+card, THEY ARE DUMB .. It's too serious
+to be careless.. Trust me, they were a
+lame company ..
+ 
+i see..ah well..
+ 
+so how much GREATER is your discovery
+in magnitude? (Mine was pure LUCK)
+ 
+i am not into head trips.  it doesn't
+matter, what matters is that it works
+and is very simple. I discovered
+another thing that every 15 yr old
+would *kill* to have..actually,
+*everyone* would kill to have this
+other discovery. the 2nd discovery is
+ten times better
+ 
+ 
+Can you tell me ONE of the discovery's?
+  I told u mine ... Exactly what I knew
+on the system ... Oh.. the system had
+one more thing I forgot to mention..
+When calling the 800 # and hearing the
+initial dial tone, dialing 199 would
+give a SPRINT like TONE .. or an MCI
+tone, whatever.. I couldn't figure out
+how many cdigits the codes were
+ 
+if I told you, everyone would be beggin
+ me for it.  i would never have any
+peace!
+ 
+Well, the only way I can answer that
+is "I won't tell ANYBODY AT ALL that I
+even have this discovery" .. And if
+people somehow manage to find that
+much out (which they WON'T cause I
+WON'T TELL), I'll never EVER EVER
+mention your name .. EVER
+ 
+sorry  this is my favorite toy. im not
+done playing wiyth it yet.  when i get
+b0red with it i will give it to you.
+ 
+Ok.. How 'bout the 2nd discovery? (and
+for either or both, can you just answer
+me if they are on 800 #'s?)
+ 
+the 2nd one is my toy. the 1st one, I
+need..
+ 
+ok.. but are they on 800 #'s??
+ 
+one is, one is not
+ 
+hmm.. the 2nd one is NOT I take it..
+from the way you make it sound.. it
+sounds like you figured out a back door
+in a local 950 or something ..
+ 
+perhap, but perhaps not..
+ 
+well.. no biggie.. I'll wait 4 ya 2 get bored .. heh! :)
+ 
+hehe. so do you have a new c0de line
+up?
+ 
+Not yet.. haven't checked if my other 2
+boxes still work ..
+ 
+Hmm. hang on a sec.
+ 
+Both boxes still work ... so I can put
+up another codeline at will .. but all
+the lamer f*cks who call it don't
+leave codes, so what's the point?
+ 
+i wil get u some stuff to start it and
+give the # to /<-rad people
+ 
+the last time you did that, I had tons
+of stuff from you on my line.. what
+happened?? People said "Hey, thanx a
+lot for the codes! But I don't have
+anything now, but I'll get stuff soon
+and post it".. a week goes by, 2 weeks
+ a month, a year, a decade .. NO CODES
+from these lamers.. They're just me,
+er uh LEECHES ...
+ 
+ 
+uh, u interrrupted me again,.  that's
+annoying, but anyway, i will give the
+# to  cool people this time.
+ 
+sorry for interrupting u.. thought u
+were done this time ... Well, I won't
+let it out on ddial then if you can
+get REAL people 2 call ...
+ 
+ 
+ok, what's the #?
+ 
+I'll set it up..should I used box 3308
+or 3517?
+ 
+3308..
+ 
+ok.. 3308 it is then..
+ 
+ok, what is the dialup?
+ 
+1-800-877-8896
+ 
+ok, got it.  hey I gotta split now,
+(tired l00k)
+ 
+ok... no prob.. I'm setting up my
+codeline at this moment .. a codeless
+codeline .. heh! :)
+ 
+will post some stuff later..
+ 
+Ok ... No prob.. and thanx in advance
+for the stuff u'll post .. heh!
+ 
+ok!  take care..
+ 
+u too.. bye bye
+ 
+bye!
+=======================================
+ 
+And here's a bit of info you might find
+useful, contributed by my good buddy
+THE SNETSMEISTER (203):
+ 
+                          FRIENDLY INWARDS ????
+ 
+     Operators can be friendly, if you
+say the right words. Dial 0 on a non-
+coin fone and say "Hello,this is HOBIC,
+would you please connect me to Rate and
+Route ?" Rate and Route is an inward
+operator for the 716 area code. The
+TSPS operator will dial KP716121 no
+ama(no charge) and release the call
+from his or her console. you can then
+ask the operator to dial any number in
+the 716 area code and she will think
+that you are an operator and you will
+take care of the billing. You have just
+made a free call to any 716-XXX-XXXX.
+REMEMBER TO SOUND LIKE AN OPERATOR,
+SAY ASSISTANCE IN DIALING 716-XXX-XXXX
+ON A NO RING. AS SOON AS THE FONE IS
+RINGING, SHE WILL RELEASE THE CALL
+FROM HER CONSOLE AND AS FAR AS THE
+OPERATORS ARE CONCERNED, SOMEONE IS
+PAYING FOR THE CALL.
+ 
+                            SNETSMEISTER
+ 
+ 
+ 
+(But what if you don't know anyone in
+716? Hehehe... -GZ)
+ 
+$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
+        *college-type stuff*
+ 
+ 
+      I was walking about my campus
+one morning when a rather disquieting
+sight greeted me: An advertisement
+from a fraternity seeking pledges
+called TKE displaying a 6 ft tall
+smiling blonde woman in a very scant
+bikini. The text of the ad read:
+"Tau Kappa Epsilon" at the top of the
+page, and the words "Consider the
+Possibilities" were printed next to the
+picture of the woman.  How blatantly
+sexist.  Naturally, I tore down
+the ad, and patrolled the campus in 20
+degree weather and tore down any other
+copies of the ad I saw. I even saw
+another girl tearing down one of the
+offending ads, and another female
+student wrote a letter to the editor of
+the campus newspaper protesting the
+ads before I got a chance to.
+Also, the director of the Women's
+Center wrote a letter stating, "The
+offering of a disrobing woman by a
+fraternity to its pledges suggest many
+possiblities that could involve actions
+that women find unwelcome.....In a
+social climate that allows people to
+tolerate, even accept, violence against
+women, it is not only offensive but
+also potentially dangerous to women
+to present them as objects to be used
+by the men who join a particular
+organization".
+     Right on, ladies!
+     Another interesting development:
+A new organization has popped up on
+my campus. A "New Age" club. Jeez.
+It calls itself "The Amethyst Unicorn".
+How catchy. A poster advertising the
+club lists subjects it deals with:
+mysticism, herbalism, crystals, and
+even the topic of nuclear disarmament
+was listed along with the other
+hairbrained items. I wonder.. Would
+they use crystals to achieve nuclear
+disarmament? Yeah, that's the ticket.
+     This reminds me of a line from
+a British movie I saw called "Sammy
+and Rose Get Laid". Sammy and Rose were
+a married couple with a circle of
+radical/gay/just-plain-weird friends.
+When Sammy's father (who was from
+India) visits, a flaky, shallow female
+friend of Sammy's asked his father
+if he meditates. The old man sighed
+and just said, "The world is like a
+cultural department store to you
+people. You just aimlessly travel to
+each floor, taking something from each
+floor to satisfy your egos". Sounds
+like that this "New Age" junk is all
+about. Just totally phony to me.
+     But hey.. I'd better not rile
+these "New Agers" up too badly. Maybe
+they'll cast a spell on me (*gasp*)..
+ 
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+     * News From the Front.. *
+ 
+     The Enforcer (502) was busted
+along with 2 other teenagers local
+to him. The three were busted for
+making a total of over $40,000 worth
+of fraudulent calls using a local TMC
+dialup. The local telco had a trace
+of incoming calls to the dialup, and
+the outgoing calls on the service were
+recorded with a pen register.  FBI
+agents visited homes of the three and
+confiscated all their computer equip-
+ment, disks and notebooks.
+      The local TV stations in
+Kentucky had a ball reporting this
+development, as this was the first of
+its kind in that area.  In their
+report of the story, they showed note-
+books belonging to the three, as well
+as some of their disks. The camera
+made an emphasis on a disk belonging to
+The Enforcer labeled "Fast Hack'Em",
+making the viewers think that it was
+some diabolical program used for
+hacking. Fast Hack'Em is merely a file
+copy program for the Commodore! Also,
+that TV station is in a lot of trouble,
+as one of the notebooks they shown had
+the real name of one of the three
+teenagers. This is illegal, for all
+three are minors, and their real names
+are not supposed to be released by
+the media. Parents of the teen in
+question are considering a lawsuit.
+     Skyy King (317) was busted
+recently, the main charge against him
+being credit card fraud.  He used
+credit cards to set up a Phone Base
+account, for which MCI is pressing
+charges.  He is also being charged with
+toll fraud.
+     Bill The Cat (317) was busted
+for hacking codes on the recently-
+abused Rockwell International PBX
+(800-247-1028), and also for hacking
+codes on his local MCI radius.
+     The Arizona Kid (602) and Joe
+Friday (918) were busted for toll
+fraud as well.  The Arizona Kid was
+caught using a variety of LD services
+including SouthernNet and Sun,and
+faces up to 7 1/2 years of prison.
+     A lot of busts out there. Keep
+your noses clean. They're out for
+blood.
+     And here's an interesting thing:
+I received a mailing from AT&T asking
+me to select their long distance 1+
+service, saying that after 60 days
+they would reimburse me for the cost
+that NJ Bell would charge me for a
+PIC change. And I noticed an inter-
+esting thing: My name and address was
+formatted on their mailing exactly
+the same way it appears on my NJ Bell
+telephone bill when I get it.  Also,
+my telephone number appeared on the
+mailing as 201 748 4005 with a 3-digit
+code (called the "customer code", used
+by NJ Bell only for records) next to
+it, also identical to the way it
+appears on my phone bill. I wonder
+why NJ Bell is providing AT&T with
+this information? I thought it was
+illegal for them to favor one LD
+carrier in its marketing like that. If
+it's not illegal, it's at the very
+least unethical.
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+Well, well, well.  We still have a lot
+more stuff for you, but we decided
+to release it in the next ATI, as we
+don't want to make this one TOO long.
+ 
+So look for ATI35 in a few days. It
+will have my article on Doc
+Telecom's and Raider's time in prison,
+plus a few other surprises that I'm
+sure you'll enjoy.  We have a 2-part
+series on voice mail coming up,which
+will probably appear in ATI35/36
+or 36/37.
+ 
+But anyway.. Take care, stay out
+of trouble, and be creative.  And
+we'll leave you with a song:
+ 
+ 
+ (tune: 'safety dance')
+ 
+ we can hack if we want to,
+ we can commit computer crime
+ we can transfer money from one
+ bank to another on the
+ president's private line
+ 
+ we can phreak if we want to,
+ call long-distance all the time
+ with access codes and touchtone phones
+ we'll never pay a doggone dime!
+ we can hack, we can phreak
+ hackers are taking control
+ we can hack, we can phreak,
+ phreaking from a telephone pole
+ 
+ ma bell will try to trace us,
+ but we'll stay one step ahead
+ but don't call too much or
+ you'll run out of luck
+ and get busted by the feds!
+ 
+ we can crack if we want to,
+ getting wares before they're out,
+ posting them on local ae lines,
+ and every bbs in town
+ 
+ we can hack, we can phreak
+ hackers are taking control
+ we can hack, we can phreak,
+ phreaking from a telephone pole
+ 
+ 
+       keep on hacking!
+       Captain Hook, Somewhere, U.S.A.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+Muahaha....
+ 
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+   Issue #35   March 29, 1989
+Happy Birthday to The Operator (201) !!
+ 
+ 
+ **************
+ ** YIPPIE!    **- - - - - - - - - - .
+  **************                    /
+ /                                 /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to           /  send SASE
+/help y'all          /  stamps???
+change the world    /    to:
+radically, in less /  ATI
+than two minutes  /   P.O. Box 2501
+..of course!    /    Bloomfield, NJ
+- - - - - - -                   07003
+ 
+ 
+ 
+Note the new address! Of course..
+The only difference is that your lovely
+correspondence will go to yours truly,
+Ground Zero.
+ 
+Ok, here's some of the correspondence
+we've gotten lately. Keep the feedback
+coming. We love to hear from our
+readers, even if it's criticism.
+ 
+:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.
+ 
+From: Anonymous  Location: Unknown
+ 
+Finally got all of ATI34... Just a few comments.
+ 
+NJ Bell isn't "favoring" AT&T over the other carriers. It's merely engaging in
+the common business of selling information on its customers. Name one business
+that doesn't do this, I'll show you one missing out on a nice source of easy
+profit.
+ 
+The New Age club: is it any worse than any of the politically correct
+movements (the New Age movement, that is)? A couple of days ago I went down to
+the low-rent/low-iq/high-crimerate section of town and started collecting some
+of the political posters. The following was taken from a flyer advertising a
+feminist rally to oppose pro-lifers:
+   The Link Between Forced Reproduction and Forced Sterilization!
+   Speaker: Elizabeth Thacker from the Revolutionary Communist Youth Brigade
+I won't bother with the rest; it was a paranoid ramble about how white males
+were opposing abortion to force women into being sterilized as the only means
+of birth control. I could give more examples, like a press statement from the
+NAACP regarding a recent civil rights decion by the federal government
+ The New Age movement is no worse than any other mass movement; in fact, by
+your standards they should be the best. Don't they show concern for the
+environment, the arms race, and poverty, and believe in Universal Love and
+all the other things your average 60's-leftover leftist advocates but has
+enough sense not to follow.
+ 
+Regarding the Tau Kappa Et advocates but has
+enough sense not to follow.
+ 
+Regarding the Tau Kappa Epsilon poster: was it any more frightening than the
+self-righteous censorship practiced by yourself and the other campus
+feminists?
+ 
+Question yourself as well as others
+ 
+ 
+-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-
+ 
+GZ's reply: I do question myself,quite
+often, in fact. You brought up a good
+point about NJ Bell, which I can agree
+with.  However, your refernce to the
+"low rent/low-iq" part of town shows
+an obvious bias against the poor. And
+I am all too familiar with the
+Revolutionary Communist Youth Brigade,
+which often takes extreme stances on
+issues, but I must say that there truly
+have been many instances in which the
+poor have undergone forced steriliz-
+ation. And you cannot deny the fact
+that regular means of birth control are
+not readily accessible by poor women.
+If these methods were available to poor
+women in the first place, there would
+be little need for abortions or ster-
+ilization. And as far as censorship of
+the TKE posters, I believe that I have
+the right to remove materials that are
+both extremely offensive and, more
+importantly, dangerous to women.
+ 
+-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-
+ 
+From: The Worm   Location: 203
+ 
+I enjoy reading ATI very much. Are you the originator of this magazine?
+ 
+ 
+:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:
+ 
+GZ's reply: No, Prime Anarchist (203)
+was the originator of ATI last summer.
+When he went into the Army last
+November, I took over the writing and
+distribution, along with Fah-Q and
+The Operator (201) and our staff,
+consisting of Cygnus (203) and The
+Happy Hacker (412), and other occasion-
+al contributors. Thanks for your
+continued support!
+ 
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+ 
+Ok, now for something that I think
+you'll enjoy. We don't have the Doc
+Telecom/Raider article ready yet, so
+we will grace you with an article on
+UNIX which we hope you'll find very
+informative. Don't flinch, just read
+it. Maybe you'll learn something..
+ 
+       ?"Striving for Unix Security"                 ?
+       ?      Typed in by Nightcrawler for Activist Times, Inc.      ?
+       ?   Originally presented in Computerworld -- March 20, 1989   ?
+ 
+   Last November's well-publicized worm attack struck more than Internet's
+Unix-based electronic mail system.  The operating system and AT & T, its
+major developer, are also suffering from the impact.  Other potential
+victims may be corporations and governments that have accepted Unix for
+its functionality and portability.
+   Unix has a reputation for being insecure.  But is it inherently insecure?
+The question has enormous economic, political and techonological sensitivity
+but it and others must be answered.
+   The facts are that Unix's security depends on the version of the operating
+system being used, what the systems administrator has established as controls
+and what pressures for security improvements develop from the government
+corporations and even AT & T.
+   What are the security problems associated with using the Unix operating
+system?  How can IS best safeguard information running on Unix-based systems?
+What specific approaches to improving the security of Unix systems will be
+effective?
+ 
+      "Unix popularity"
+   Secure or not, there is no doubt that Unix is popular.  The results of a
+recent survey of Unix users indicate that the reasons for Unix's growing
+popularity among users range from its portability and cost-effectiveness to
+its proven success in other organizations.  Certain companies have little
+choice in whether to select Unix, because the software programs best suited
+for their needs are often Unix-based.
+   According to the survey, the biggest barrier to increasing Unix usage is
+the lack of trained technical expertise, the lack of compatibility and the
+lack of application software.  Framingham, Mass.-based market research firm
+International Data Corp. has cited the lack of proven commercial and
+application software performance and the standards confusion as also working
+against Unix.
+   Interestingly, security was not mentioned once in the survey results, even
+though the questions were asked in December, during the height of the publi-
+city surrounding the Internet virus attack.  Yet security obviously should
+be a concern to the more than two-thirds of the respondents who indicated
+that they were using communications links between Unix and non-Unix systems
+for file transfer, terminal emulation, Transmission Control Protocol/
+Internet Protocol, and E-mail.
+   Unix's popularity is partly because of the variety of Unix-based products
+out today.  But because of the independent development work that has been
+done on Unix, the user is often faced with the fact that one Unix product is
+not always the same as another.  In reality, there are a number of Unix
+versions that share only certain features and security vulnerabilities.
+   Unix's ready availability and portability have caused it to be the
+operating system of choice for both academicians and new companies develo-
+ping computer systems.  Vendors that use it as the operating system for a
+hardware platform tailor Unix to suit their own needs.  Usually this
+tailoring occurs inside the kernel.
+ 
+   "What is Unix, really?"
+   Unix is composed of a set of tools and applications that run on top of a
+base, or kernel, that handles the low-level functions.  The tailoring inside
+the kernel would not be readily visible to users even though it may be
+extensive.
+   For example, Unix is notorious for having a file system that is hard to
+repair and maintain.  Thus, some vendors completely rewrite the file system
+internals in hope of improving their market edge and the stability of their
+system.  While that vendor's system may be better, the result is that Unix
+often becomes a label on a set of services that appear to be the same to
+the user but are in fact very different inside.
+   The University of California at Berkeley has become the center for much
+of the academic development that is now the basis for one of the two major
+versions of Unix available in the market -- Unix Version 4.2.  AT & T's
+Unix System V, whose latest release -- Version 3.2, available since last
+fall -- contains major improvements in security.
+   The Berkeley and AT & T versions are similar in some ways, but they are
+different enough to cause confusion.  While many of the basic tool kits
+are the same, there are enough significant differences to warrant a parti-
+tioning of the market.  Some vendors have chosen System V, and others have
+chosen 4.2.  Not all of the applications running on one system run on the
+other.
+   The industry has recognized these problems and has, for this and other
+reasons, tried to organize a "standard" Unix.  There are competing organi-
+zations trying to create the standard Unix, including the Open Software
+Foundation (OSF), Unix International, Inc., the Institute of Electrical and
+Electronics Engineers (IEEE) in association with the National Institute of
+Standards and Technolog (NIST) and X/Open Consortium Ltd.  The hope is that
+standardization will help make the operating system more consistent and thus
+more secure.
+   As the standardization and security certification efforts heighten, more
+and more inspection of the development process and the structure of the
+actual code will be required.  So far, the lack of development controls has
+created a potential for undesirable code to reside within the system and to
+be difficult to find.
+   But these weaknesses may also portend Unix's greatest strength: The
+operating system's very openness and the scrutiny devoted to it will make
+it difficult for the bugs to remain in place forever.  Since no single
+vendor has control over Unix, no single vendor can control or cover up the
+problems.  Over the next few years, most of the unknowns in Unix hopefully
+will be understood and repaired.
+ 
+      "Unix insecurity"
+   The fact remains that Unix does have many sceurity vulnerabilities that
+are well known to computer and network managers.  These weaknesses are also
+well known to hackers, computer hobbyists and others who may be interested
+in testing their technological skills.  They have easy access to published
+articles, Unix documentation and bulletin-board information sources on
+back doors into Unix.
+   The Unix security problem is composed of Unix-specific and non-Unix-
+specific elements.  Unix-specific sceurity risks are those inherent in the
+architecture of th eoperating system and therefore are not likely to
+disappear from most existing Unix systems in the near future.  Included in
+this classification are the "superuser" user category, which provides
+universal access, and the "setuid" and "setgid" system calls.
+   Non-Unix-specific security risks are those associated with the normal
+usage of computer systems and software.  On a Unix system, these can lead
+to great damage because of how Unix functions.  Included in this category
+are the risks in having software conatin back doors or Trojan horses as
+well as unsecured physical locations where networks, computer rooms,
+terminals, tapes and disks can be accessed by unauthorized persons.
+ 
+   "Unix-specific issues"
+   The inherent operating qualities of Unix create a vulnerability that opens
+the doors to some security attacks.  For the Unix-proficient, these struc-
+tures can be summarized in the superuser, setuid and setgid functions.  A
+user who becomes a superuser is able to remove all the security barriers that
+exist within Unix.  Thus, one problem deals with keeping unauthorized users
+from becoming superusers.  This problem is common to a variety of Unix
+systems and has a rather standard set of administrative solutions.
+   Many of the tools and utilities in Unix need to change modes into
+superuser for a brief period of time in order to reach some service that
+the system calls.  When properly executed, these place the program executing
+them into superuser status.  In most cases, such programs are well debugged
+and there is little risk of decreasing the stability of the system.  However,
+teh existence of a mechanism that allows the garnting of unlimited privileges
+to some programs can be easily exploited.  The xeploitation can occur through
+poor design or through maliciousness.  There are many documented cases of
+poorlydebugged and/or maliciously designed programs being run in this mode
+and creating inadvertent or intentional damage.
+   In one case, an administrator wrote a program that, among other things,
+allowed users store information in certain privileged directories.  The
+program used a file, itself in a privileged directory, to control the
+directories that were to be written into.  Unfortunatley, the file contained
+an entry for its own directory.  A user saw this and rewrote the entire file,
+giving himslef the ability to write into any directory in the system.  Were
+he malicious, he could easily have placed viruses, Trojan horses, back doors,
+or other programs in any system or user directory.
+   Thus, any program capable of reaching superuser status needs to be care-
+fully managed and certified.  In an environment that is open and free, what
+often happens instead is that software can be passed from one machine to
+another without proper certification.  In one experiment, a researcher gave
+one such maliciously designed program to a nonprivileged Unix installation
+user and observed its migration to the status of a privileged program within
+a few days.
+   Software travels quickly, and seemingly useful software travels even more
+quickly.  Thus, while the mechanism within Unix can be safeguarded, it is
+more difficult to ensure that the people around Unix will act with the
+proper caution.
+ 
+ "Non-Unix-specific issues"
+   This scenario leads to the non-Unix-realted aspects of security.  There
+are two popular methods for attacking a computer system -- a Trojan horse
+and a back door.  These two types of attacks are used in many types of
+systems, not just Unix systems.   A Trojan horse is a program that contains
+code whose instruction is to do some kind of damage.
+   For all practical purposes, the program provides some useful service.
+However, it also contains logic that will do something other than what the
+program was intended to do.  These Trojan hore programs have caused a
+variety of damage, ranging from corrupting files to surreptiously sending
+files across a network to someone who otherwise would not have access to
+the transferred data.
+   A back door is similar to a Trojan horse except that it is a piece of code
+that is left behind to be triggered by an outside agent.  The person who
+inserted the back door activates the code.  Once activated, it responds to
+the commands of the intruder.  The Internet virus in the Unix E-mail system
+allegedly came in through such a back door.
+   In Unix, these and similar attacks pose special dangers because, by
+judicious manipulation, the attacker can become a superuser and gain access
+to anything in the machine.  These unsophisticated computer attacks can be
+very effective in Unix, more so than in some other systems.
+ 
+      "Other openings"
+   In addition to ecternally produced Trojan horses and back doors, two
+mechanisms within Unix are important to security.  When users enter a command
+in Unix, the system searches for the program named by that command along a
+search list of names defined by the variable "PATH."  If this search list is
+altered in some fashion, everyday users can be invoking Trojan horse programs
+that are disguised to look like standard programs.  In general, PATH is set
+up to search through a standard set of drirectories for the program.  If PATH
+is altered to search through a directory that has not been allocated privi-
+leged status and does not belong to the user typing commands, then any
+program placed in that directory could be chosen before the standard program.
+Thus, one alteration to PATH can lead to an endless set of bogus programs.
+   A security audit product currently on the market uses such a technique to
+determine if the security of the system has been breached.  The security audit
+program masquerades as the common utility "ls."  When "ls" is invoked, a
+security audit is done in addition to the normal work "ls" usually performs.
+While this use of the mechanism is for security reasons, other uses may not
+be for that purpose.  Ensuring that PATH is not altered can control accidental
+triggering of malicious programs.
+   The sceond major security concern found within Unix is the connection of
+the system to the network.  Unix systems, by and large, tend to be connected
+to networks.  Hiwever, besides their valuable use as user and data
+connectors, networks can also be thought of as vehicles for bringing in
+uncertified software and sending out private data.
+   Unix has many tools that will alow it to become part of the growing commu-
+nity of newtwork users within the industry.  The Unix-to-Unix Copy Program
+is one such mechanism that allows the system to send and receive mail and
+script files from users on other systems.
+   In addition, network file systems represent another threat by requiring
+users to reach across the network for their file systems.  This intimate
+link between users and their file systems can potentially be more easily
+intercepted than when this communication takes place within a single internal
+system.  The network in effect puts the Unix system out in the open, where it
+may be more vulnerable to access attempts.
+   Network connectivity also creates a need for adequate physical security.
+Many precautions must be taken to provide enough security for a Unix system
+just as for any other system.  While Unix's physical sceurity requierments
+are no different from any other system, the availability of ways to connect
+to other systems over the network, local or worldwide, makes physical
+security harder to achieve than with other systems of lesser capability.
+ 
+       "Securing Unix"
+   While it may appear that Unix users are without protection, that is not
+the case at all.  While Unix is not as strong as many in information
+security would like, newer versions of Unix have improved security, and
+additional tools are available to make Unix more secure.  There are also
+future developments that will increase the ease of security management.
+   Systems using Unix can be better protected.  Yet, they are only as secure
+as their systems administrators allow them to be.  The security of any
+operating system can be attributed directly to how well that system has been
+administratively reviewed and secured.
+   IS must set up accounts, create passwords, add new software to the systems
+and give access rights to various pieces of data.  The dynamics of admini-
+stering a system dictate ongoing change in the access and relationship of the
+various accounts, files and programs.  Without careful and deliberate
+execution, the best automated mechanisms can be subverted.
+   Beyond the system administrators, the vendors of systems with known
+weaknesses also have responsibilities to pay more attention to system
+security.  They need to provide information and pass on timely patches to
+their customers when holes are discovered in their systems.  They will have
+to work to increase their systems' security to stem lost sales opportunities
+as well as to prevent potential lawsuits, which, even if unsuccessful, can
+become public relations nightmares.
+   While there may not always be enough pressure put on vendors solely by
+corporations requiring a secure Unix, the federal government has been quite
+active in seeking ways to induce security within the vendor community. Over
+the next few years, the government will strengthen the security requirements
+of all the systems -- Unix or otherwise -- that it procures, and as
+commercial vendors comply with these regulations, these products will become
+available to the private sector.  Thus, systems purchased in 1992 should, in
+all likelihood, have significant security improvements over today's systems.
+In any case, the government-vendor cooperatie relationship can be examined in
+a number of ways.
+   The current conflict over standards affects Unix security, and that is
+what links the vendor community with the federal government, which holds a
+major stake in Unix security.  (The government purchased $1.93 billion worth
+of Unix systems in 1988, with approximately two-thirds of that eramarked for
+the defense agency.)  According to recent published reports, US Department of
+Defense officials are so concerned about the security aspects of both AT &
+T's System V and OSF's Unix offering that they may try to force the two
+groups together to come up with an acceptable operating system.
+   Recently, in response to the latest outbreak of computer viruses, the
+Defense Department formed the Computer Emergency Response Team (CERT).  CERT
+is a group of experts who will be available to fly to federal sites around
+nation to assist in fighting viruses.  Last December, /Usr/Group, the Unix
+trade association, applauded the establishment of CERT and suggested that the
+computer industry supplement these government efforts by agreeing on standard
+procedures for dealing with emergencies such as viruses.  The user group
+recommended considering the best way to disseminate information when computer
+networks are artificially congested through viruses or other exceptional
+network problems.
+   The government also supports Unix security improvements through its
+testing procedures.  In late 1986, the National Security Agency's National
+Computer Security Center studied a prototype secure system derived from
+AT & T's Unix System V, Release 2.  The study assigned that system with the
+B2-level of assurance requirements defined in the Trusted Computer System
+Evaluation Criteria (TCSEC).  The study concluded that is possible to build
+a B2, B3, or A1 system with an interface very much like that of Unix.
+However, it also concluded that major problems exist with today's common
+Unix implementations.
+   Fortunately, vendors have started to respond to the government's security
+concerns.  Several firms have announced secure versions of Unix to help them
+capture contracts with organizations such as aerospace companies.  The
+Department of Defense issued Directive 5200.28 last year, requiring that by
+1992 virtually all multiuser computer systems meet at least the C2 level of
+the TCSEC.  This level provides for need-to-know protection, audit capabi-
+lity, and user accountability.  Certain vendors have announced that they are
+seeking even higher levels of security.  AT & T's next release of Unix is
+expected to have C2-level security features.
+   In addition, the Department of Commerce's NIST, which develops standards
+for the civilian agencies of the federal government and interfaces with the
+private sector, has a Unix security project.  Posix is concerned with
+security standards efforts associated with IEEE P1003.6, which is an
+inetrface-specific standard.  The objectives and scope of this effort are to
+establish functional interface standards consistent with but not limited by
+the TCSEC.  Elements of Posix wil include basic security mechanisms, discre-
+tionary access controls, auditability mechanisms and nondiscretionary access
+controls.
+   Without a doubt, Unix security will improve over time.  How it will
+improve and the costs involved in increased security are less certain.
+Those decisions await the push of an organized IS community.
+   IS has a major stake in improving Unix security, but only such that the
+security serves other IS needs.  If upgrading Unix security interferes with
+information flow or complicates network management, it will continue to
+receive insuffiecient attention.  A balance between production and protec-
+tion will have to be addressed.
+   IS managers have an absolute right to impress upon vendors their interest
+in security improvements within certain rpoduct lines.  IS can also make it
+quite clear to the Unix standards groups that these organizations must agree
+on security as a priority area, aside from their other disagreements
+concerning standards.
+   Finally, IS can advise and work with the government to define the security
+needs of the private sector.  Firms should get into both the definition and
+decision loops at this time or be prepared to stand around and complain after
+some very essential decisions have been made.  By that time, it may be too
+late to do very much.
+   The Internet virus attack brought Unix security problems out into the
+open.  Ironically, the attack took place while major efforts were already
+under way to improve the security of this operating system.  Eventually,
+secure Unix may no longer be a contradiction in terms.
+ 
+============================================================================
+ 
+ 
+Did you like it? I hope so. Thanks a
+bunch to Nightcrawler (516) for
+contributing it!
+ 
+Welp, that's all for ATI35. ATI36
+will be out within the next week. We
+promise. Look forward to a LOT of
+good stuff. In the meantime, stay
+cool, and remember....It's better to
+be pissed off then pissed on!
+ 
+Ciao...
+
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+Hi, We're Back!!
+            Issue 36
+May 1, 1989
+  >> Special May Day Issue!! <<
+ /                                 /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to           /  send SASE
+/help y'all, and us  /  stamps???
+change the world    /    to:
+radically, in less /   ATI
+than two minutes  /    P.O. Box 2501
+increments.      /     Bloomfield, NJ
+- - - - - - - - -                 07003
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+Hello. Welcome to ATI36.  Tonight's a
+night for insomnia and indigestion for
+me, so what better time to write ATI36?
+No time like the present!
+ 
+Ok, first things first. I promised the
+Doc Telecom/Raider article for this
+issue, which unfortunately I can't
+deliver. It's going to be a mammoth
+project, because I want it to be really
+excellent. I feel that a lot of people
+can benefit from reading their story.
+So, it WILL be done, and soon. But not
+this time around. Sorry, folkz!
+ 
+In this issue, we have lots of info for
+you all: Illegal tapping by telcos,
+Earth Day, Madonna, Phone terrorism,
+media antics, and more.. First off, we
+have Mad Pirate (201):
+ * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
+ 
+  Well, Here I am in my first real
+excursion into writing for a large
+group of people. Here it goes.
+ 
+I have a few really good Ideas on how
+to get revenge on people...By thrashing
+the insides of their motorized vehicle
+engines... Here they are:
+ 
+Car Engines
+ 
+To really screw somebody's day up,
+you first get your  hands on some nice
+steel filings. (The bigger the chunks
+The faster it wreaks its damage) I
+find that steel works better. You
+then pour the filings (about a cup
+or so) into a container large enough
+so that you can add roughly a quart
+of oil. Then mix this up,so that the
+filings are equally suspended in the
+oil, and pour the entire concoction
+into the engine, as if you were
+adding oil to it. The Person that
+is driving the car will suddenly
+develop severe problems with their
+car!
+ 
+There are other ways to ruin a car...
+ 
+Pour Water into the gas
+Pour a water and sugar mixture into
+the gas.
+ 
+I'm sure there are many more ways,but
+due to limited space,I can't print
+them all.
+ 
+ 
+(II) Transmissions
+ 
+Using aforementioned steel filings,
+substitute transmission fluid for oil
+and pour it down respective tube
+leading into transmission.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+(III) Dirt Bike Engines (2-stroke)
+ 
+To Kill a person's Dirt bike, pour
+sand, steel filings, or even a few
+nuts and bolts into the crankcase,
+via the oil port.
+ 
+Another  particularly vicious way to
+do in a dirt bike is to make a solution
+of sugar and water,and add this to the
+gasoline. When the engine is running,
+it will evaporate the water. The sugar
+will then solidify,and burn because
+the heat of the engine will cook it,
+causing an ugly mess of carbon and goo
+to form inside the cylander. Needless
+to say,the person will not be very
+happy about this as the engine will
+no longer continue to run.
+ 
+If you have time to spare,you can drain
+the gas which contains oil which lubri-
+cates the piston while the engine is
+running, and replace it with oil free
+gasoline. The next time the person
+attempts to ride,his engine will seize.
+ 
+ 
+Well,that's all I can think of for now.
+ 
+And remember...Revenge is a dish that
+               is best served cold.
+ 
+                 ----------------
+                 -The-Mad-Pirate-
+                 ----------------
+(If you need to get in touch with me,
+to offer advice,suggestios on what to
+write next,or whatever, call Red Phone
+BBS and leave me E-Mail. The Number is
+201-748-4005. Happi Hacking!)
++-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
+       ---> Music Department <---
+ 
+     After I took over producing ATI, I
+noticed that we have been lacking in
+the musical commentary that used to be
+ever present in older ATI issues. So...
+I decided to say a few words about pop
+music, more specifically, Madonna's new
+song. And where Madonna is concerned,
+the term "music" is of course used
+very loosely (Pun intended!).
+ 
+"When you call my name
+It's like a little prayer
+I'm down on my knees
+I wanna take you there"
+ 
+     NICE lyrics! Yeah, that's what we
+can expect from Madonna. But her new
+song and video, "Like A Prayer" tells
+us things about Madonna we didn't know.
+     We know that carries herself like
+a prostitute. We know that she's the
+epitome of bad taste. And we know that
+she has no talent nor class whatsoever.
+But what we didn't know that she would
+show disrespect for the church as she
+did in her video.  Now, I'm not a
+religious type, but I find the sight of
+Madonna rolling around atop an alter to
+be offensive. Not to mention the sight
+of her smooching with a religious
+statue that comes to life in the video.
+Even worse is the sight of holes
+opening up in her hands resembling the
+way Jesus' hands were torn by his being
+nailed to the cross. Is she trying to
+liken herself to Christ? I should hope
+not. At least not in THAT outfit!
+     We also didn't know that someone
+as apolitical and as uninterested in
+social issues would make a vain attempt
+to use the issue of racism in her video
+to promote her song. In the video, a
+young Black man is accused of assault-
+ing a white woman after 3 white men had
+actually comitted the crime. Madonna
+then skips into jail flipping her hair,
+and has him released. And we wonder, as
+Madonna sings out of key standing in
+front of 5 burning crosses, why she's
+attempting to cash in on this sort of
+thing when her superficiality and
+insincerity obviously shine through.
+     We don't know Madonna's motivation
+for presenting such offensive trash.
+But--what we do know is that Madonna
+and her "music" are of little worth
+or consequence.  Indeed...
+ 
+ 
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+Some brief news items I decided to
+include:
+ 
+It seems that a previous issue of ATI
+gave some incorrect information. We
+stated that Joe Friday (918) was busted
+for toll fraud. This was incorrect
+because WE were lied to by a friend of
+his!  It seems that Joe decided to let
+out a false rumor of him being busted
+deliberately. I asked Joe why he did
+this, and his response was "becase I
+was getting too many phone calls, and
+I figured a bust rumor would scare them
+into not calling".  Gee Joe, the rest
+of the modern world CHANGES THEIR
+NUMBER when encountered with that
+situation!
+ 
+ 
+We here at ATI completely and utterly
+disapprove of the intentional spreading
+of false rumors, especially false bust
+rumors. Since there is more than ample
+confusion and panic in the phreaking
+community, we feel that false bust
+rumors add to the paranoia greatly. I
+myself have observed that about 1/3
+of the busts I've heard about were
+completely fabricated, usually by the
+person who was supposedly "busted"!
+ 
+Apparently Joe Friday has run into a
+windfall of computer equipment and put
+up a "phreak" BBS. We will obtain the
+number, call it and give you a full
+report in a future ATI! In the
+meantime, Joe is invited to provide an
+eager audience with his side of the
+story. I'll give him the last word.
+ 
+And here's an unrelated item: It has
+been proposed that the NCIC's online
+records become expanded. The NCIC
+(National Crime Investigation Center)
+is a governmental mainframe that
+receives millions of inquiries each day
+by over 70,000 agencies. It provides
+info on people who have been convicted
+of felonies.  But it's been proposed
+that the NCIC's records include info
+on people who are only SUSPECTED of
+committing felonies. If this is to come
+about, some severe intrusions on
+privacy of millions of Americans will
+come about. And if you're a political
+activist, phone ohreak, etc.. expect
+YOUR info to be in the NCIC soon.
+ 
+If it's not already there..
+ 
+Also: A 28 year-old investment banker
+in NYC was attacked by as many as 12
+youths in Central Park while she was
+jogging. She was beaten over the head
+with a pipe and other objects and
+raped by many assailants. Since then,
+she has been in a coma, and after two
+weeks is only starting to come out now.
+There has been a lot of furor over the
+attack. NYC mayor Ed Koch said, "We
+will see how the justice system will
+perform in this incident..", meaning
+that some kind of "example" must be
+set. Soon after he said that, eight
+Black teens were arrested for the
+attack, ranging in age from 14 to 17.
+They have been held without bail and
+arraigned, and it has been reported
+that they said the attack was "fun"
+and showed no remorse.
+ 
+Reverend Al Sharpton said that the
+teens should be "excused" from the
+crime due to their age and the fact
+that they grew up in a "bad" environ-
+ment.  And recently, tycoon Donald
+Trump took out full-page ads in all
+four major NYC newspapers saying,
+"Bring back the death penalty...Bring
+back the police!", in huge bold print.
+The ad preaches absolute intolerance
+for the teens, and has made many
+people angry, including myself. What
+right does he have to demand the death
+penalty for criminals when he is one
+himself? And what right does he have to
+plaster his opinions everywhere just
+because he's rich? What makes his
+opinion more important that anyone's?
+ 
+Indeed, as Koch said, we WILL see how
+the justice system performs in this
+case. Should be an interesting show..
+ 
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+And now, some more news items of
+interest written by Nightcrawler (516):
+=============================================================================
+      Nightcrawler's News from the Net
+=============================================================================
+ 
+Today's Independent newspaper contains an advert by BMW which provides yet
+further evidence of the automative industry's flagrant disregard for the
+possible risks associated with new computer-based technology.  The main text o
+the advert is reprinted below, in its entirety, followed by a brief note of
+some of what I regard as the more obvious risks.
+ 
+ BEFORE A BMW WILL START IT WEIGHS UP WHO'S DRIVING
+ 
+ First BMW brought you ABS, for safer braking in the wet.  Then came ASC, to
+ help counter wheelspin during acceleration.  Today, they can unveil DWS:
+ probably the most significant advance in anti-theft technology to occur in
+ recent years.
+ 
+ DWS stands for Driver's Weight Sensor.  A unique system that compares the
+ driver's weight with a pre-programmed value stored in the sensor's computer
+ memory.  If the two values do not match, the car simply refuses to start.
+ 
+ Clearly, this represents a whole new level of anti-theft sophistication.
+ But one that has only be made possible thanks to recent advances in space
+ satellite PHAT technology.  This remarkable new material - Poly Halide Anodal
+ Tritium - exhibits a highly predictable change in electrical conductivity
+ according to the pressure exerted upon it.  By harnessing these properties,
+ BMW's engineers have devised a wafer-thin pressure pad that, when
+ incorporated into the driver's seat, can electronically assess the occupant's
+ weight to within 10 grams accuracy.
+ 
+ Such is the system's intelligence, it will take account of bodyweight
+ variations that occur according to the time of day, or even the time of year.
+ This it achieves by interlocking with the car's on-board 365-day digital
+ clock.  Accurate allowance can then be made for weight increases that may be
+ expected immediately after meal times, and those that are caused by
+ multi-layer clothing during the winter months.
+ 
+Despite its space age technology, the operation of DWS is simplicity itself.
+ 
+ On entering the car, the driver inserts the ignition key, at which point the
+ words ?Code Enter' flash up on the dashboard LED display. Up to five of these
+ codes can be stored for five different drivers.  The driver now enters his
+ personal code on the key pad and his weight appears on the light-up display,
+ expressed in either pounds or kilos.  (Lady drivers who would prefer this
+ visible display switched off should consult their BMW dealer, who will carry
+ out the small necessary adjustment free of charge.)
+ 
+ The sensor weight reading is then compared to the programmed weight in the
+ memory, and providing this falls to within +-5%, the car will start normally.
+ If, however, the figure exceeds these tolerances, then a discreet gong
+ sounds, and the entire ignition system shuts down.
+ 
+ Should persistent attempts be made to restart the car, an alarm system is
+ triggered, and the headlights flash alternately until the unauthorised person
+ vacates the seat and re-closes the door.
+ 
+ At the same time a pre-recorded message is transmitted on the standard
+ police radio frequency, notifying all walkie-talkie equipped police officers
+ within 350 metres of the car's registration number.
+ 
+If you'd like to know whether the Driver's Weight Sensor anti-theft system
+ can be fitted to your car, contact your local BMW dealer, or post off the
+ 
+Some likely risks:
+ 
+Just when you have arrived back from a week-end backpacking, and are desperate
+to get to MacDonald's before they close, the car is likely to refuse to
+recognise you. (The opposite problem is perhaps not so bad - for example, it
+would be good for you to be occasionally forced to walk or jog to
+WeightWatcher's class.)
+ 
+Suppose the car does consent to take you to MacDonald's, the weight display,
+which I assume is dynamically updated, will be an additional and dangerous
+distraction while you drive home eating your Big Mac. (A head-up display would
+reduce this risk.)
+ 
+A person's weight variations over the year are strongly correlated to cultural
+racial, and religious factors. Almost certainly, therefore, this system will
+provide another example of "computerized discrimination".
+ 
+There is even a security-related risk. By periodically dieting, a spy could us
+the occasional transmissions of the pre-recorded message as a covert signallin
+channel to a near-by embassy, say.
+ 
+============================================================================
+ 
+GALACTIC HACKER PARTY
+ 
+                2nd, 3rd, 4th of August 1989
+                PARADISO, AMSTERDAM, HOLLAND
+ 
+During the summer of 1989 the world as we know it will go into overload.
+An interstellar particle stream of hackers, phone phreaks, radioactivists
+and assorted technological subversives will be fusing their energies into a
+media melt-down as the global village plugs into Amsterdam for three
+electrifying days of information interchange and electronic capers.
+ 
+Aided by the advanced communications technology to which they are accustomed,
+the hacker forces will discuss strategies, play games, and generally have a
+good time.  Free access to permanently open on-line facilities will enable the
+to keep in touch with home base -- wherever that is.
+ 
+Those who rightly fear the threat of information tyranny and want to learn wha
+they can do about it are urgently invited to interface in Amsterdam in August.
+There will be much to learn from people who know.  Celebrity guests with
+something to say will be present in body or electronic spirit.
+ 
+The Force must be nurtured.  If you are refused transport because your laptop
+looks like a bomb, cut off behind enemy lines, or unable to attend for any
+other reason, then join us on the networks.  Other hacker groups are requested
+to organize similar gatherings to coincide with ours.  We can provide low-cost
+international communications links during the conference.
+ 
+For further information, take up contact as soon as possible with:
+ 
+HACK-TIC                           PARADISO
+P.O. box 22953                     Weteringschans 6-8
+1100 DL  Amsterdam                 1017 SG  Amsterdam
+The Netherlands                    The Netherlands
+ 
+tel: +31 20 6001480                tel: +31 20 264521 / +31 20 237348
+fax: +31 20 763706                 fax: +31 20 222721
+ 
+============================================================================
+ 
+PC WEEK (March 27, 1989) reports:
+ 
+     "The recent rash of remote local area network software
+     packages has thrust the PC industry into a national
+     controversy over electronic monitoring and workers'
+     rights to privacy.
+ 
+     At question is whether or not products such as . . .
+     Microcom Inc.'s Carbon Copy, which can be configured to
+     allow undetected monitoring of PCs, violate workers'
+     Fourth Amendment rights 'of people to be secure in
+     their persons, houses, papers and effects, against
+     unreasonable searches and seizures.'
+ 
+     In answer to complaints from Massachusetts unions that
+     workers' rights are being violated, the Massachusetts
+     Coalition of New Office Technology (CNOT) plans to set
+     up some guidelines to regulate employers who opt for
+     electronic monitoring.  The group's first step is to
+     file a bill with the Massachusetts Dept. of Labor that
+     would force employers to notify job applicants of any
+     electronic monitoring . . . and to inform workers when
+     they are being monitored."
+ 
+Carbon Copy is usually perceived as software which allows one PC to be
+controlled from another remotely located one.  But programs like Carbon Copy
+can be configured to observe network activity without a user's permission,
+detection, or override.  Lisa Morel of Microcom reports that:  "the ones who
+ 
+While monitoring software can provide important network trouble- shooting and
+tuning help, users may view its secret operation as "condoned tapping."
+Monitoring differs from event logging.  More than recording what the user does
+monitoring software clones the user's activity on the observer's terminal.
+ 
+Interest in using undetected monitoring programs may increase with growing
+concern about network security and management.  These programs are not limited
+to PC platforms.  Moreover, serious reservations reach beyond the nasty
+business of how managers gather employee performance data.
+ 
+o  The observer may monitor user access to organizationally
+   sensitive information.
+ 
+o  Secret monitoring conflicts with the Information Resource
+   Management (IRM) principle of user data ownership.
+ 
+o  From a lay legal view:
+ 
+     -  In a Federal government environment (including
+        contractors), secret monitoring of user access to
+        personnel information could lead to violation of the
+        Privacy Act of 1974 (Public Law 93-579).
+ 
+     -  Undetected monitoring of a third-party's remote session
+        could violate the Electronic Communications Privacy Act
+        of 1986 (Public Law 99-508).
+ 
+In efforts to preserve security and integrity, are system managers and their
+parent organizations prepared to handle the ramifications of secret monitoring
+ 
+===========================================================================
+ 
+Subject: Computer blunders blamed for massive student loan losses
+ 
+Bank of America and possibly other major international banks stand to lose
+as much as $650 million on bad student loans, due to computer problems at
+United Education and Software.
+ 
+The 'Wall Street Journal' for Friday, March 10, provides the first hints of
+details I've seen on the nature of the "computer blunders" which earlier
+stories hinted at.  The article, by Charles F. McCoy and Richard B.
+Schmitt, is headlined UNITED EDUCATION'S COMPUTER BLUNDERS FORM VORTEX OF
+BIG STUDENT LOAN FIASCO.  Excerpts:
+ 
+   Computers at United Education and Software, Inc. ... ran wild for at
+   least eight months.  They rejected payments from overdue borrowers
+   and addressed collection notices intended for New Yorkers to such
+   places as "Radio City, N.Y.," among other gaffes.  United Education
+   and its colossal computer mistakes are at the heart of what is
+   emerging as one of the most tangled loan fiascos in years...
+ 
+   The U.S. Dept. of Education has refused to honor guarantees on certain
+   federally backed student loans serviced by United Education.  That
+   raises the possibility that BankAmerica  or other banks that backed
+   the loans with letters of credit will have to shoulder huge defaults.
+   Citicorp and several Japanese banks, dispute how much of the liability
+ 
+   United Education's beserk computer produced records that are so fouled
+   up that nobody knows how much the losses eventually will be.
+ 
+   United Education and Software, oringinally a trade-school operator,
+   began servicing student loans in 1983, and grew rapidly, developing
+   a portfolio of more than $1 billion in less than five years... The
+   computer problems apparently stemmed from United Education's switch
+   to a new system in October 1987.  According to officials familiar with
+   the problems, United Education's programmers introduced major software
+   errors and failed to properly debug the new system.
+ 
+   Among the results, according to a Dept. of Education audit report:
+   United Education sent delinquency notices to students who were still
+   in school and thus weren't scheduled even to begin payments on the loans.
+   It placed students who were supposed to have been granted deferments
+   into default.  It didn't inform many laggard borrowers that they were
+   delinquent, while informing some current borrowers that they were.  The
+   computers also apparently logged telephone calls that were never made
+   and didn't log calls that were.  United Education applied payments to
+   interest when they were supposed to be applied to interest and principal...
+ 
+   Aaron Cohen, president of United Education, called the depth of the
+   problems identified by the audit a "shock."  He said the company was
+   aware of bugs in the new software that were causing accounting errors,
+   but had no idea its loan servicing operation had run amok.  He thought
+   any problems were routine.  "Software companies have problems all the
+   time," he said...
+ 
+------------------------------
+ 
+Subject: Prisoner access to confidential drivers' records
+ 
+From a story by Leo Wolinsky in the 'Los Angeles Times' 5-March-89:
+ 
+  way, state prisoners soon will be put to work sorting through
+  confidential motor vehicle records as part of the governor's plan
+  to keep inmates working and save taxpayers money.
+ 
+  But the program, which is set to begin July 1, is prompting con-
+  cern among some lawmakers and other officials who worry that the
+  records -- which include names, addresses and some financial
+  information about California motorists -- might end up in the
+  hands of career criminals.
+ 
+  "The concept boggles the mind," said Assemblyman Richard Katz,
+  chairman of the Transportation Committee.  "They may be car thieves...
+  They may have killed people or molested kids and now we're going to
+  It seems like an open invitation for trouble."
+ 
+  .... No one is sure what illicit uses, if any, inmates might make
+  of the information.  But the Legislature's nonpartisan analyst
+  charged in a report that procedures employed by the state "may not
+  be adequate" to ensure the security of the documents.  "From our
+  position, there is a fair amount that could be done even with this
+ 
+  officers said they believe the inmates were searching for addresses
+  of prison officials .....
+ 
+PS. It is not clear from the newspaper article whether the records involved
+would be paper or on-line, so, strictly speaking, this may not involve any
+computer-based system RISK.
+ 
+------------------------------
+                VIRUS HITS HOSPITAL COMPUTERS
+ 
+   A "virus" infected computers at three Michigan hospitals last
+   fall and disrupted patient diagnosis at two of the centers in
+   what appears to be the first such invasion of a medical computer,
+   it was reported last week.
+ 
+   The infiltration did not harm any patients but delayed diagnoses
+   by shutting down domputers, creating files of nonexistent patients
+   and garbling names on patient records, which could have caused more
+   serious problems.
+ 
+   "It definitely did affect care in delaying things, and it could have
+   affected care in terms of losing this information completely," said
+   Dr. Jack Juni, a staff physician at the William Beaumont Hospitals
+   in Troy and Royal Oak, Mich., two of the hospitals involved.  "It
+   was pretty disturbing."
+ 
+   If patient information had been lost, the virus could have forced
+   doctors to repeat tests that involve exposing patients to radiation,
+   Juni said.  The phony and garbled files could have caused a mix-up
+   in patient diagnosis, he said.
+ 
+   "This was information we were using to base diagnoses on," said Juni,
+   who reported the case in a letter in the New England Journal of
+   Medicine.  "We were lucky and caught it in time."
+ 
+=========================================================================
+ 
+Date: Tue, 28 Mar 89 08:06:39 PST
+Subject: Prank Virus Warning Message
+ 
+An individual placed a time bomb message on a government service system in the
+San Francisco Bay Area saying, "WARNING! A computer virus has infected the
+system!" The individual is learning that such a prank is considered almost as
+funny as saying that you have a bomb in your carry-on luggage as you board a
+plane.
+ 
+Bruce Baker, Information Security Program, SRI International
+ 
+===========================================================================
+ 
+Date: Mon, 27 Mar 89 13:27:32 BST
+Subject: Subversive bulletin boards
+ 
+This week's (26 March.) Sunday Times (UK) has an article relating to a Bulleti
+Board being run by a 14-year-old boy in Wilmslow, Cheshire, England, which
+contains information relating to such things as making plastic explosives.
+Anti-terrorist detectives are said to be investigating for possible breaches o
+the Obscene Publications Act.  Apparently reporters were able to easily gain
+access to this bulletin board and peruse articles on such subjects as credit
+card fraud, making various types of explosive, street fighting techniques and
+dodging police radar traps.  One article was obviously aimed at children and
+described how to make a bomb suitable for use on "the car of a teacher you do
+not like at school," which would destroy the tyre of a car when it was started
+The boys parents did not seem to think that their son was doing anything wrong
+preferring him to be working with his computer rather than roaming the streets
+A London computer consultant, Noel Bradford, is quoted as having seen the
+bulletin board and found messages discussing "how to crack British Telecom, ho
+to get money out of people and how to defraud credit card companies.  Credit
+card numbers are given, along with PIN numbers, names, addresses and other
+details."
+ 
+====================================================================
+ 
+From: "David.J.Ferbrache" <davidf@cs.heriot-watt.ac.uk>
+Subject: UK Computer Threat Research Association
+ 
+For those of you interested an umbrella organisation has been established
+in the UK to co-ordinate information on, and research into all aspects of
+computer security. In the first instance one of the organisations primary
+concerns will be combatting the threat posed by computer viruses by
+acting as a clearing house for virus information and control software.
+ 
+Below is a copy of an initial letter mailed to prospective members:
+ 
+                        The Computer Threat Research Association
+ 
+The computer threat research association, CoTra is a non-profit making
+organisation that exists to research, analyse, publicise and find solutions fo
+threats to the integrity and reliability of computer systems.
+ 
+The issue that caused the formation of CoTra was the rise of the computer
+virus. This problem has since become surrounded by fear, uncertainty and doubt
+To the average user the computer virus and its implications are a worry of an
+unknown scale. To a few unfortunates whose systems have become a critical issu
+The key advantage of CoTra membership will be access to advice and information
+Advice will be provided through publications, an electronic conference (a
+closed conference for CoTra's members has been created on the Compulink CIX
+system) as well as other channels such as general postings direct to members
+when a new virus is discovered.
+ 
+CoTra membership will be available on a student, full or corporate member
+basis. All software that is held by CoTra that enhances system reliability,
+such as virus detection and removal software, will be available to all members
+It is intended to establish discounts with suppliers of reliability tools and
+services. A library of virus sources and executables and other dangerous
+research material will be made available to members who have a demonstrable
+need.
+ 
+A register of consultants who have specific skills in the systems reliability
+field will be published by CoTra and reviews of reliability enhancing software
+will be produced.
+ 
+Your support of CoTra will ensure that you have the earliest and most accurate
+information about potential threats to your computer systems.
+ 
+CoTra, The computer threat research association,
+c/o 144 Sheerstock, Haddenham, Bucks. HP17 8EX
+ 
+Part of the organisation's aim is to establish reciprocal links with other
+similar organisations worldwide to facilitate the sharing of experience and
+rapid flow of information on new threats.
+ 
+To this end if you are involved in, or have contacts with, a similar
+organisation in your country, please write to CoTra (or by email to me, and I
+will forward your correspondence) outlining your organisation and its aims.
+ 
+Yours sincerely,
+Dave Ferbrache, Dept of computer science, Heriot-Watt University, 79 Grassmark
+ 
+==============================================================================
+ 
+Guess what? We've run out of space!
+So we will spill everything else we
+have for you into ATI37. Go download
+ 
+OK
+it now....  OK?
+ 
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+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+                     issue 37
+ 
+A continuation of ATI36..
+May 5 1989 (Karl Marx's birthday!)
+ 
+===========================
+= info following brought  =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+ 
+Warning!  A part of this issue contains
+explicit language. If you are offended
+by any such language, please do not
+read! Or, read with an open mind! ;)
+ 
+800-833-news National Student News
+Service/ Hunger Campaign
+303-499-7111 Atomic Clock
+ 
+Speaking of phone numbers.. Here are
+some more BBSs that you can find
+issues of ATI online:
+ 
+The Toll Center...........718-358-9209
+Sycamore Elite............815-895-5573
+ 
+Also,a fellow called "Steel Monkey" has
+offered to send back issues to anyone
+who has send mail thru the nets. Just
+send him mail at tk0eee1@NIU.BITNET and
+he will send you back issues of ATI!
+ 
+Would you like a neat international BBS
+to call? I thought so.. So call this
+one in England: 011 44 217112620.
+ 
+Speaking of BBSs....
+ 
+        -*-  BBS Spotlight -*-
+              Don Luby's
+              ----------
+ 
+         By: The Operator (201)
+ 
+  How many of you have gotten deleted
+from BBS's for being too offensive, or
+fighting, or using a double handle?
+Or maybe the fascist SysOp decided to
+erase a bunch of messages because HE
+decided he doesn't like them! Well,
+now there's a BBS for all the people
+who WANT to be offensive, and all that
+good stuff.....
+  Don Luby's is run by a guy called
+'Central Scrutinizer' (Remember Joe's
+Garage of Zappa fame?)...Just an
+ordinary guy with the mind of a madman.
+He put the BBS up for the people who
+want to excercise free speech. One of
+the most prominent groups on the BBS is
+a bunch known at the SOEG (Sons of Ed
+Gelb)...
+  Ed Gelb was a fascist sysop back in
+the early-mid eighties...He ran a BBS
+beautifully titled 'ED GELB'S DATABASE'
+and loved to erase messages and kick
+users off his board for using foul
+language such as 'damn' or 'crap'...
+The SOEG is a group promoting and
+fighting for free speech on the BBS's.
+  Among the many facets of the BBS,
+there are things such as: Asshole of
+the week, in which you can vote for
+the user of your choice to be AOTW...
+A Law of the Land, which is enforced
+by Sherriff Buford T. Justice, and if
+caught and arrested (WITH A REAL
+WARRANT!!) You must appear in one of
+the three courts to plead your case.
+If found guilty, you can spend time
+in 'Jail' which restricts all
+sub-boards except one called 'Jail'...
+There are vote questions, odd subs,
+port to port chat, everything a user
+could ask for except a free set of
+china...
+  Be sure to call it! 24 hours,
+300/1200 baud. Users over 16 please.
+This BBS is excessive when it comes
+to foul language and adult situations,
+so HBO will show this feature only at
+night....
+ 
+Port 1: 201-751-5732
+Port 2: 201-759-0169
+ 
+Don Luby's..Where everyone's an asshole.
+Tell 'em The Operator sent ya...
+ 
+Here's a little song written by the
+sysop of Don Luby's, Central Scrutin-
+izer, also known as Dead Ed:
+ 
+ 
+     "The Iron BBS 7590169"
+      By: DEAD ED-RD54
+    On: Thu Jan 12, 1989 11:25 PM
+    LR: Sun Jan 29, 1989  1:47 PM
+      -- 1 Response --
+ 
+There is a board called Don Luby's...
+Some call it a rising scum...
+And it's been the ruin,
+Of many a poor boy,
+And God I know, I'm one.
+ 
+My mother was a hooker,
+She sold herself for beans,
+My father was a retarded man,
+I'm the product of their genes.
+ 
+So if you can't get along so well,
+Or maybe you're a little deranged...
+Just come on down to Don Luby's...
+And wear that ball and chain.
+ 
+Oh mothers...tell your children,
+Not to do what I have done...
+Spend their lives in pain and misery,
+On the board of the rising scum.
+ 
+Now there IS a board called Don Luby's
+And maybe it's bucket of scum,
+And sure it's ruined a few little boys,
+But hey, we have us some fun.
+ 
+(201)759-0169/751-5732
+The BBS for assholes...the BBS for YOU
+ 
+ ($) ($) ($) ($) ($) ($) ($) ($) ($)
+ 
+"Terrorism of a 976 Phone Sex Chatline"
+ 
+     "Hi, who's out there?", asks a
+sultry female voice.
+     "Thomas".
+     "Hi, Thomas", says the voice.
+"What are you doing right now?"
+     "Playing with my dick".
+     Suddenly, a loud British voice
+breaks in. "Yes, they're all playing
+with thier little schlongs!", blares
+the voice.
+     At that point, the sounds of DTMF
+tones being hit was heard throughout
+the line. This meant that the chat line
+operator was searching through the line
+taking each caller briefly into private
+so she could find and cut off our
+"British" friend.
+     Beep.
+     "No, try again, bitch!"
+     Beep.
+     "No, try again!"
+     Beep.
+     "You can't cut me off!"
+     He finally gets cut off, but some-
+how he gets back on the line in a
+matter of about two seconds-much faster
+than it would take to hang up and call
+the line back.
+     "Mmmmmm...", moans a caller.
+     "Ohhh.......", moans another.
+     "Mmmm...So would you like to pinch
+my nipples?", asks Nikki, the chat
+line's operator.
+     "Yes, pinch those nipples! Use
+wirecutters if you've got to!", screams
+the "Brit".
+     Beep. Beep.
+     "No, you can't get rid of me!", he
+yells.
+     Beep. Click. He's gone.
+     But suddenly, again,in a matter of
+about 2 seconds, the disruptive British
+fellow was back.
+     "Oh yeahhhhh.. Nikki's gonna suck
+on that nice juicy cock of yours. Would
+you like that?", says Nikki.
+     "Oh yeahhhh!" moans a caller.
+     "Yeah!", cries another.
+     "What a bunch of complete losers!"
+yells the Brit.
+     "Hey fuck off, asshole", says one
+of the callers. "You're the loser".
+     "You're calling ME a loser when
+YOU'RE the one who actually pays 2
+dollars to talk for 3 minutes to some
+fake girl and pull your little dick?",
+shouts the Brit.
+     "Ah fuck you", says the caller.
+     "Remember guys, these operators
+you're talking to are midget, quadro-
+plegic, fuzzy-faces Eskimo women",says
+the Brit.
+     "Who are you, anyway?", grunts the
+caller.
+     "My name is Colin" says the Brit,
+as he gets cut off.
+     And again, Colin is back on the
+line in about 2 seconds.
+     "So", says Nikki, "Would you like
+me to ride that nice hard cock of
+yours?"
+     "Ohh..", moans a caller.
+     "Yeahhhhh", groans another.
+     "Stop stroking your little tiny
+dicks! You'll get more hair on the
+hair on your palms!", yells Colin.
+     "Why do you keep calling back?",
+asks Nikki.
+     "Because I'm bored!", shouts he.
+     "Don't you have anything better
+to do? Don't you have a girlfriend?",
+asks Nikki.
+     "Yes, she's standing right next
+to me and thinks this whole mess is
+bloody hilarious!",answers Colin.
+     "Isn't she jealous that you're
+calling here?",asks Nikki.
+     "No, because she knows why I'm
+calling", says Colin. "Besides, she's
+a lot smarter than YOU. She goes to
+college and is learning about Psycho-
+gy unlike YOU. What are you doing with
+your life? You just sit there every day
+and moan to a bunch of perverted slobs
+who want to get off. All you are is a
+techno-prostitute!".
+     "Hey look, asshole, why don't you
+just hang up already?", yells an
+exasperated caller.
+     "No, I'm NOT ging to hang up! No
+one's going to come whils Colin's on
+the line! And you're all going to lose
+your tiny little erections!"
+     Colin gets cut off, but again
+magically reapprers.
+     "That's right!", he shouts. "Colin
+is on the line! Everyone's going to be
+really angry because they didn't get
+off, and tomorrow they'll still be
+retaining last night's sperm".
+     A wave of confusion upon the line.
+Colin kept insulting the opertors and
+callers, while he kept getting cut off
+and returning to the line without
+delay.  But after a while, Colin
+becomes bored of terrorizing the chat
+line and decided to leave it alone for
+the night.
+     Colin returned to the line a few
+times after to that to cause more
+mayhem. Of course he elicited the same
+frantic behavior from the callers and
+the operators.
+     How was Colin able to almost
+constantly be on the line while the
+operators were constantly disconnecting
+him?  Well...we'll keep that one a
+secret. But, do take note of this item:
+It seems that the California 976
+exchanges can no longer be reached
+through AT&T.
+     Is it because of Colin? Who knows!
+ 
+-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
+ 
+Here's something a person encountered
+while he was attempting to hack long
+distance authorization codes by using
+a computer hacking program:
+ 
+RINGING
+ 
+RINGING
+ 
+BUSY
+atx0
+ 
+OK
+atd
+ 
+CONNECT
+WARNING!Your call is being intercepted
+ 
+  Error:   Setting may not be changed
+by callers
+ 
+/-------------------------------------
+---------------------------------------
+                                    )
+(  Welcome to:  S o u t h e r n N e t
+   I n c .                     )
+( You have reached the SouthernNet
+Fraud Department, the authorization
+code you are attempting to use is not
+valid.  Hacking and illegal use
+of codes are violations of state and
+feeral laws.                      )
+(We are currently conducting an
+investigaion for code abuse in your
+area and we are coordinating the
+investigation with law enforcement
+authorities. Persons identified hacking
+or abusing codes will be
+prosecuted to the full extent of the
+law.
+ 
+(    I'll see you soon,            )
+ 
+                 )
+(
+-------------------------------------/
+Hold for additional information
+ 
+(      Hacker Tracker is unavailable
+right now; however, you may avoid
+possible  arrest and/or prosecution
+by calling Hacker Tracker in person. )
+ 
+You may contact Mr. Tracker
+between the hours of 9:00am and
+5:00pm EST, Monday - Friday, simply
+by dialing the access number
+you have just used and code number
+101010 or 011010 if the access #
+you have used requires a seven digit
+code . Just hold the line for
+10 seconds and your call will
+automatically be routed to Mr.
+Tracker at no charge to you.
+ 
+     This is NOT a trick and IT WILL BE
+THE INTENTION OF SOUTHERNNET INC.
+TO SETTLE THIS MATTER WITHOUT INVOLVING
+LAW ENFORCEMENT AUTHORITIES IF YOU
+COOPERATE WITH OUR FRAUD DEPARTMENT
+100% .                        )
+(
+(   It will certainly be to YOUR
+advantage to contact Mr. Tracker as
+THIS WILL REFLECT YOUR OWN DECISION TO
+TION BY OUR COMPANY!!!
+ 
+   I'll be expecting your call.
+ 
+(    Hacker Tracker                 )
+     Hold a sec..... Engaging Auto Page
+for Hacker Tracker
+ 
+     50 seconds til disconnect
+     40 seconds til disconnect
+     30 seconds til disconnect
+     20 seconds til disconnect
+     10 seconds til disconnect
+      5 seconds til disconnect
+ 
+NO CARRIER
+ 
+Well.. Wasn't that special? I have
+tried to reach Mr. Hacker Tracker by
+calling several offices of SoutherNet.
+I managed to find a fraud dept. office,
+but no one ever answers the phone. I'd
+sure love to interview the genius who
+thought up the above scheme. I'll keep
+trying, folks!
+ 
+ 
+And now, it's time for more news by
+Nightcrawler (516):
+ 
+News articles for Activist Times Inc. Newsletter --
+Reported from various sources...
+ 
+                'Retail group in antivirus role"
+ 
+At the request of specialty-chain MIS executives, the National Retail
+Merchants Association in New York has agreed to become a clearinghouse for
+information about computer viruses in general merchandise retailing.  The
+Retail Virus Control Center is charged with recording reported virus attacks
+on retail communicarions networks and with collecting and distributing
+information about products and methods that can be used to ward off or
+recover from the effecst of a virus.
+ 
+            "Cornell delays release of virus report"
+ 
+Ithaca, NY -- Cornell University officials have completed a lengthy report
+that details how the university's computers were used to inject a worm into
+the Internet computer network last November but have delayed publicizing the
+finding pending any criminal action.
+   The report will not be made public until after the US attorney here
+decides whether to charge Robert Morris Jr., the Cornell computer science
+graduate student believed to have masterminded the worm attack, university
+officials siad last week.
+   "My hope had been to release this report in full after I had an oppor-
+tunity to review it," Robert Barker, Cornell University's provost, said in
+a prepared statement.
+   "However, based on discussions with university counsel and at the specific
+request of the US attorney and the attorney for Mr. Morris ... I have decided
+to delay release of the report until the US attorney decides the legal
+actions he intends to pursue in this matter," Barker said.  "At that time,
+the report and all of its appendices will be made available for public
+inspection."
+   Barker also said that he would reconsider March 31 whether to release the
+report if Frederick Scullin, the US attorney here, has not announced what
+legal action he intends to take.  "I fully appreciate that the scientific
+community deserves to know of the findings of the investigation," he said.
+   Morris could not be reached for comment.  He is on a leave of absence from
+Cornell and is reportedly staying at his parents' home in Arnold, Md.
+   Thomas Guidoboni, a Washington, DC, attorney representing Morris, con-
+firmed that he wrote a letter to Cornell University legal advisers expressing
+concern that the report, if it placed the blame on Morris, would influence
+his right to a trial with an impartial jury.  "While I did not see the
+report, my view was that it might be prejudicial to Morris," Guidoboni said.
+"Apparently, the US attorney had concerns as well."
+   Scullin and US Department of Justice officials in Washington, DC, did not
+return telephone calls seeking comment on the case.
+   Cornell's report, which is between 160 and 200 pages including appendices,
+was compiled by a committee of university officials headed by Stuart Lynn,
+vice-president of information technologies.  "It goes into the involvement of
+Cornell's computers, the role that Morris is alleged to have, Unix security
+and other issues related to networks," said Dennis Meredith, a university
+spokesman.
+   A university disciplinary board will determine what actions, if any, it
+will take against Morris after the report is released, Meredith said.
+   Justice Department officials are reportedly divided on whether to allow
+Morris to plead guilty to a misdemeanor or to prosecute him on more severe
+charges as a deterrent to computer crimes.
+   The decision will be made by Justice Department officials in Washington,
+DC, he added: "They are the ones who are dragging their feet.  They are more
+interested in getting robbers and dope sellers; that is more important than
+getting Robert Morris.  He is not some criminal kingpin.  Robert would like
+the issue to be resolved, but I am not surprised that it would take this
+long.
+ 
+   "Hacker pleads guilty to computer violations, is denied bail by judge"
+ 
+Los Angeles -- Kevin David Mitnick, the hacker deemed too dangerous to be let
+out on bail, pleaded guilty to two criminal counts last week.
+   In early January, Mitnick was detained under strict measures at the
+request of prosecutor Leon Weidman, who asked the court to view him as a risk
+and a danger to the public.  The US Attorney's Office asked the court to deny
+trigger programs with a phone call, according to Weidman.
+   Mitnick pleaded guilty to two counts: computer fraud, for entering Digital
+Equipment Corp.'s computer system, and breaking federal law by having more
+than 16 unauthorized phone access codes.
+   Under the original indictment, which included defrauding MCI Communica-
+tions Corp. and transporting stolen information across state lines, he faced
+30 years in prison.  Mitnick pleaded not guilty to the original charges in
+January.
+   Both the US Attorney's Office and Mitnick's Lawyer agreed that in exchange
+for the plea, Mitnick would serve one year in jail and three years probation,
+according to a spokeswoman for the US Department of Justice.  They are
+reccomending that the court follow the agreement.  Mitnick is scheduled for
+sentencing in late April.
+   The gargain was struck after it was determined that damages to DEC,
+including downtime and searching for the intruder, amounted to between
+$100,000 and $200,000, not the entire $4 million originally identified in
+court documents, according to the spokeswoman.
+   While still in jail awaiting sentencing, Mitnick will be allowed to use
+telephones without direct supervision, a privilege he was denied while being
+held since his early December arrest.
+ 
+        "TV news execs ousted after hacking charges from rival"
+ 
+Tampa, Fla. -- A Florida television station fired two news executives in the
+wake of reports that one of them allegedly penetrated a rival station's
+computer system and stole sensitive information.
+   WTSP-TV (Channel 10), an ABC  affiliate in St. Petersburg, announced last
+week that it had fired Assistant News Director Michael Shapiro and News
+Director Terry Cole.
+   Shapiro was arrested Feb. 7 on felony charges for allegedly breaking into
+a computer system at WTVT-TV (Channel 13) on at least six occasions in
+january.  He was once employed by WTVT as an assistant manager and was
+responsible for administering the station's computer systems.
+   Law enforcement officials seized from Shapiro's home a personal computer,
+200 floppy disks and an operating manual and user guide for software used at
+the rival station.
+   He has been charged with 14 felony counts under Florida Statute 815,
+which covers computer-related crimes.  Each count carries a maximum sentence
+sentence of 15 years and a $10,000 fine.
+   Vince Barresi, WSTP's vice-president and general manager, refused to
+comment on the two firings.  However, in a prepared statement, he said that
+he told viewers during an 11 PM newscast last Tuesday that the station acted
+to "avoid any questions about the objective way we do our business in keeping
+the public informed."
+   Cole, who hired Shapiro last September, has not been charged by Florida
+law enforcement officials.  He was fired, according to one source, because as
+director of the news room operations, he is held ultimately for the actions
+of news staffers.
+  Shapiro and Cole were unavailable for comment.
+ 
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+Abbie. I can't find the words to
+express how I feel about his death.
+He was a great person, one who was an
+outspoken activist and remained so
+while others in his generation came
+to abandon the fight. He wrote many
+books, and never stopped lecturing at
+colleges around the nation, trying to
+get the younger generation to work
+for a better world as he was.
+ 
+We may soon have a full article written
+by a friend of mine. We will release it
+as soon as we get it.  In the meantime,
+read the article People magazine had
+on him. It's in the May 1st issue, the
+one with him on the cover.  I never
+thought I'd reccomend that anyone read
+People with any seriousness, but I feel
+that the article they wrote was good.
+And I'd also like to share with you
+something taken from Usenet:
+ 
+Path: jolnet!killer!rpp386!texsun!pitstop!male!sun-arpa!ames!rex!uflorida!gate
+From: doering@kodak.UUCP (Paul F. Doering)
+Newsgroups: talk.bizarre,alt.activism,talk.politics.misc,talk.rumors
+Subject: In praise of Abbie Hoffman
+Message-ID: <1844@kodak.UUCP>
+Date: 20 Apr 89 18:19:01 GMT
+Reply-To: doering@kodak.com (Paul F. Doering)
+Followup-To: talk.bizarre
+Distribution: na
+Organization: Kodak Research, Rochester NY
+Lines: 30
+ 
+The unexpected death of Abbie Hoffman has triggered some articles on
+the net, some of them a bit absurd.  Something factual needs to be
+said, something reasonable, something decent.
+ 
+When he was under cover, Abbie lived 5 cottages away from my place in
+the stretch of the St Lawrence River know as The Thousand Islands.  I
+knew him there as Barry Freed.  He was a neighbor in all the good
+senses: caring, involved, unintrusive, helpful, pleasant, gentle.  He
+was a great cook, and at our picnics he would always show up with a
+dish that clearly represented a lot of hard work.  You may know that
+he spearheaded the growing concern for the quality of the river and
+was a founder of  Save The River, a citizens' group active and
+successful today, a kind of unintended memorial to Abbie, surely a
+positive force in resisting exploitation and promoting conservation.
+ 
+It is strange that he and I should have been cooperating neighbors,
+because I have been characterized as being slightly to the right of
+Ghengis Khan.  My opinion of Abbie's activities in the late 1960's
+was formed through the filter of the media and is unreliable.  My
+opinion of him in his recent years is first-hand, and I say: the
+world does not have so many worthwhile people that it can afford to
+let even one pass unpraised.  I'd trade a bunch of my so-called
+conservative allies for just one Abbie Hoffman.
+ 
+And so we grow....
+ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
+ 
+On April 23rd, I attended a march/rally
+for Earth Day.  I marched at the front
+part of the procession, and stood in
+the front row of spectators at the
+rally. The speakers were marvelous, and
+performers like Roger McGuinn (of the
+Byrds) and Richie Havens were inspiring
+and excellent. Over 10,000 people
+showed up to show their displeasure
+over the Exxon's Alaskan oil spill and
+the overall corporate greed polluting
+our land and waters. One of the
+speakers was a Maine woman who lost
+her 2 year-old son one Christmas due
+to pollution.  Another speaker read
+parts of Exxon's message to stock-
+holders after the spill. The message
+said nothing that showed any concern
+forthe environmental effects of the spill.
+Nothing about the carnage of animals
+and birds killed by the spill. The
+message only assured that profit loss
+was minimized. Can you believe it?
+ 
+Before the march started, McGuinn and
+Peter from the 60's group Peter, Paul
+and Mary did a duet of a song I have
+always loved:
+ 
+..How many times must a man look up
+Before he can see the sky?
+How many years must one man have
+Before he can hear people cry?
+How many deaths will it take 'till he
+  knows
+That too many people have died?
+ 
+The answer, my friend
+Is blowing in the wind
+The answer is blowing in the wind..
+ 
+How many years can a mountain exist
+Before it is washed to the sea?
+How many years can some people exist
+Before they're allowed to be free?
+How many times can a man turn his head
+And pretend that he just doesn't see?
+ 
+The answer, my friend
+Is blowing in the wind
+The answer is blowing in the wind...
+ 
+ 
+That one's dedicated to Abbie,
+where ever he may be. And that's all
+for ATI37.  The struggle continues.
+ 
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+Hey look, man!  It's....
+ 
+    ****     ********    ********
+   ******    ********    ********
+  **    **      **          **
+  ********      **          **
+  **    **      **          **
+  **    **      **       ********
+  **    **      **       ********
+          c       i              n
+           t       m              c
+            i       e              .
+             v       s
+              i       ,
+               s
+                t
+ 
+ 
+Issue #38... May 28, 1989
+    Special Enviromental Issue!
+ 
+ 
+ Activist Times, Inc.. a voice for the
+people in an age of silence..
+ 
+Write to us:  Activist Times, Inc.
+              P.O. Box 2501
+              Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+ 
+Call us:  512-262-9519, box #1300
+ 
+Yes, we have a new (100% legal) voice
+mailbox, on which you can leave your
+messages of praise, ragging, or
+proposals of marraige and other offers....Heh. ;-)
+ 
+Ok folks. Welcome. First up we have a
+letter from Prime Anarchist, the
+originator of this publication:
+ 
+    Dear ATI,
+ 
+   How's it going?
+   It's been awhile since I've seen a copy of the old ATI, and I'm
+impressed.  The new ATI is just as good as the old ATI.  Keep up the good
+work, people.  I'll be looking forward to each new article with batied breath
+and ready eyeballs.
+   I've been real busy wih a bunch of projects that have pretty much kept me
+unable to send along tidbits, but things should be just slack enough that I
+can start participating again.
+   I've been reading a lot at some of the local bars here, and my poetry's
+seeming to get good response.  I'm writing a lot of killer music with a copule
+friends of mine, so expect good things there too.
+   And mostly, I've had a chance to do a lot (pronounced beaucoup) of
+travelling.  Which means I get to see things on a much more global plane.
+"Plane", ha ha- I like that.  I didn't realize how well that last paragraph
+worked.  Neato.
+   At any rate, I'll close with a couple thoughts.
+  Keep in mind- as electronic as something gets, it's still electric.
+   Bumper sticker:  "HAVE YOU HUGGED BEHIND A CAR LATELY?" Sponsored by ATI,
+American Tailgaters Institute.
+   Once you get in touch with your own violent nature, then (and only then)
+can you be a peaceful person.
+   Try not to read Rimbaud unless you are sitting on stone steps.  It could
+be devastating.
+   No, that wasn't me in the Village Voice picture.  (Too many people have
+been asking.)
+   I think they should give payphones some kind of memory.
+  Oh well, that's about all for this minute.  More promised later.
+ 
+ Sincerely,
+  The Prime Anarchist (412, 516, 976, 213, 001)
+ 
+Next.. a few words on nuclear energy:
+ 
+FoE Energy Campaign press release
+ 
+EMBARGO: 11.00 a.m. Wednesday 19 April, 1989
+           "Nuclear power adds to threat of global warming"
+Nuclear power produces up to 4 times more carbon dioxide (CO2) than
+equivalent electricity production by renewable energy options and
+nearly 20 times more CO2 than reducing demand through energy
+efficiency measures, claims Friends of the Earth (FoE) today.
+ 
+In an addendum to evidence to the House of Commons Select Committee on
+Energy (1) FoE demonstrates that, while nuclear power produces much
+less CO2 than fossil-fuel fired power stations, it is by no means
+"CO2-free". Energy used in mining and preparing uranium fuel for use
+in nuclear reactors produces CO2 and thereby adds to the threat of
+global warming. Other energy policy options produce far less CO2.
+ 
+In particular:
+ 
+Producing 1000 MW of electricity emits the following amounts of CO2,
+taking into account related mining and fuel producing processes:
+ 
+Coal-fired power station -  5,912,000 tonnes per year
+Nuclear power station    -    230,000 tonnes per year
+ 
+Hydro power scheme  -     78,000 tonnes per year
+Wind power scheme        -     54,000 tonnes per year
+Tidal power scheme  -     52,000 tonnes per year
+ 
+Reducing demand for electricity by 1000 MW through energy efficiency
+measures, using the same energy analysis technique, emits the
+following amounts of CO2:
+ 
+Loft insulation          -  24,000 tonnes per year
+Cavity wall insulation   -  23,000 tonnes per year
+Low energy lighting -  12,000 tonnes per year
+ 
+As the addendum says;
+ 
+"Hence, in terms of devising solutions to counter the greenhouse
+effect caused by carbon dioxide, both renewable energy sources and
+energy efficiency measures offer the greatest benefits."
+ 
+In addition, attempts to expand nuclear power capacity to replace
+fossil-fuel fired plant to make any significant impact on the
+greenhouse effect would run into problems of declining uranium ore
+grade as world resources are depleted. The lower the ore grade, the
+more energy required to extract and process it and the more CO2
+released. At ore grades of between 1 and 100 parts per million the
+amount of CO2 released rises to levels equivalent to coal-fired power
+stations.
+ 
+The addendum states;
+ 
+"..nuclear power cannot be regarded as a sustainable solution to the
+problems caused by carbon dioxide emissions."
+ 
+FoE Energy Campaigner, Simon Roberts said;
+ 
+"Even if we could ignore all of the other problems of nuclear power,
+this work shows that nuclear power is way down the agenda of possible
+solutions to the greenhouse effect. Friends of the Earth's evidence
+shows that an energy policy to combat the greenhouse effect must be
+based on energy efficiency and the development of renewables because
+these options release far less carbon dioxide and they tap a
+sustainable energy potential."
+ 
+(!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!) (!)
+ 
+      psychobabble dept..
+ 
+Those of you who are students of human
+nature such as I might enjoy
+these little tidbits. Fritz Perls wrote this following item called the
+Gestalt Prayer, which is part of the Gestalt school of psychology. It was
+meant to be an ideal model for human relationships:
+ 
+I do my thing, and you do your thing.
+I am not in this world to live up to your expectations,
+And you are not in this world to live up to mine.
+You are you, and I am I;
+If by chance we find each other, it's beautiful.
+If not, it can't be helped.
+ 
+ 
+And, in an issue of Rough Times, this
+response to The Gestalt Prayer
+was printed:
+ 
+ 
+          The Getsmart Prayer
+ 
+I do my thing, and you do your thing.
+I am not in this world to live up to your expectations,
+And you are not in this world to live up to mine.
+You are you and I am I;
+And if by chance we find
+Our brothers and sisters enslaved
+And the world under fascist rule
+Because we are doing our thing-
+It can't be helped?
+ 
+ 
+Neato. That one was my favorite. And here's a more humorous version:
+ 
+       The Geatlat Prayer
+ 
+I do my laundry, and you do yours.
+I am not in this world to listen to your ceaseless yammering,
+And you are not in this world for any discernable reason at all.
+You are you, and I am I, and I got the better deal.
+And if by chance we find each other, it will be unspeakably tedious.
+Fuck off.
+ 
+ 
+Hahaha. Now, here's my own version:
+ 
+       THE GROUND ZERO PRAYER
+ 
+I watch my MTV, you watch your WWF wrestling.
+I am not in this world to live up to your expectations,
+Because I'd rather go to the mall.
+You are you and I am I: products of a
+military-industrial, capitalistic,
+ comsuption-oriented, commercialized society;
+And if by chance we find
+The world worn out by nukes, war, exploitation, racism, sexism, pollution,
+disease and poverty
+Because we refuse to think and take positive action-
+It can't be helped?
+ 
+ 
+What can I say? I was INSPIRED...  >8-)
+ 
+ 
+-*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*- -*-
+ 
+And now, here is the address of a political newsletter that you might want to
+check out:
+ 
+The Seditionist
+c/o Incendiary Publications
+P.O. Box 210095
+San Francisco, CA 94121-0095
+ 
+ 
+It's an anarchist publication, and reports a lot of interesting items that
+you might not hear about otherwise. For example, back in early March, they
+wrote a piece on David Duke, a state senator in Louisiana who was an ex-grand
+dragon for the KKK and the founder of an organization called the National
+Association for the Advancement of White People.  This was months before
+talk-show host Phil Donahue decided that the issue of a blatant racist holding
+a public office was important enough to be addressed on his show.
+ 
+Check out The Seditionist.. They do report items that do not get reported in
+the mainstream media.
+ 
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
+ 
+And now, some items of interest from Nightcrawler (516):
+ 
+From the 4/7/89 Boston Globe:
+ 
+"Some Bostonians are having the time of their lives eavesdropping on
+Nynex Mobile Communications cellular phones. With the help of their
+trusty Radio Shack
+Portavision 55s, designed to pick up the audio portion of UHF television
+signals, these naughty people claim to have heard Secretary of Finance and
+Administration Edward Lashman discussing a press conference with his wife and
+Boston Mayor Ray Flynn checking in with his office. "It makes for a great day,
+says one listener who calls in sick at his job to spend the day with his ear
+pressed against the radio. "At 7 a.m. you hear the construction people
+complaining that their suppliers delivered the wrong stuff. At 9, it's the
+lawyers telling their clients how to lie in court. After noon the risque stuff
+starts..."
+ 
+GZ'S note: It seems that Radio Shack, after learning the "extra" functions
+of the Portavision 55, has removed it from their line. However, you might
+be able to find a store that might still have one lying around.
+ 
+------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+Two former employees of Cincinnati Bell, who were fired by the company for
+'good cause' according to Cincinnati Bell Chairman Dwight Hibbard are
+claiming they installed more than 1200 illegal wiretaps over a 12 year period
+from 1972 - 1984 at the request of their supervisors at the telco and the
+local police.
+ 
+Among the alleged targets of the snooping were past and present members
+of Congress, federal judges, scores of the city's most prominent politicians,
+business executives, lawyers and media personalities.
+ 
+Leonard Gates and Robert Draise say they even wiretapped the hotel room
+where President Gerald Ford stayed during two visits to Cincinnati; and
+this part of their story, at least, has been verified by the now retired
+security chief at the hotel.
+ 
+As more details come out each day, people in Cincinnati are getting a rare
+look at a Police Department that apparently spied on itself, and at a grand
+jury probe that has prompted one former FBI official to suggest that the
+Justice Department seems more interested in discrediting the accusers than
+in seeking the truth.
+ 
+Cincinnati Bell executives says Gates and Draise are just trying to 'get
+even' with the company for firing them. But disclosures thus far seem to
+indicate there is at least some truth in what the two men are saying about
+the company they used to work for.
+ 
+According to Gates and Draise, they were just employees following the orders
+given to them by their superiors at Cincinnati Bell. But Dwight Hibbard,
+Chairman of the Board of Cincinnati Bell has called them both liars, and
+said their only motive is to make trouble for the company.
+ 
+Cincinnati Bell responded to allegations that the company had specifically
+participated in illegal wiretapping by filing a libel suit against Gates
+and Draise. The two men responded by filing a countersuit against the telco.
+In addition to their suit, four of the people who were allegedly spied on
+have filed a class action suit against the telco.
+ 
+In the latest development, Cincinnati Bell has gone public with (according
+to them) just recently discovered sordid details about an extramarital
+affair by Gates. A federal grand jury in Cincinnati is now trying to
+straighten out the tangled web of charges and countercharges, but so far
+no indictments have been returned.
+ 
+Almost daily, Gates and Draise tell further details about their exploits,
+including taps they claim they placed on phones at the Cincinnati Stock
+Exchange and the General Electric aircraft engine plant in suburban
+Evendale.
+ 
+According to Draise, he began doing these 'special assignments' in 1972,
+when he was approached by a Cincinnati police officer from that city's
+clandestine intelligence unit. The police officer wanted him to tap the
+lines of black militants and suspected drug dealers, Draise said.
+ 
+The police officer assured him the wiretapping would be legal, and that
+top executives at the phone company had approved. Draise agreed, and
+suggested recruiting Gates, a co-worker to help out. Soon, the two were
+setting several wiretaps each week at the request of the Intelligence
+Unit of the Cincinnati Police Department.
+ 
+But by around 1975, the direction and scope of the operation changed, say
+the men. The wiretap requests no longer came from the police; instead
+they came from James West and Peter Gabor, supervisors in the Security
+Department at Cincinnati Bell, who claimed *they were getting the orders
+from their superiors*.
+ 
+And the targets of the spying were no longer criminal elements; instead,
+Draise and Gates say they were asked to tap the lines of politicians,
+business executives and even the phone of the Chief of Police himself,
+and the personal phone lines of some telephone company employees as well.
+ 
+Draise said he "began to have doubts about the whole thing in 1979" when
+he was told to tap the private phone of a newspaper columnist in town.
+"I told them I wasn't going to do it anymore," he said in an interview
+last week.
+ 
+Gates kept on doing these things until 1984, and he says he got cold feet
+late that year when 'the word came down through the grapevine' that he
+was to tap the phone lines connected to the computers at General Electric's
+Evendale plant. He backed out then, and said to leave him out of it in the
+future, and he claims there were hints of retaliation directed at him at
+that time; threats to 'tell what we know about you...'.
+ 
+When Dwight Hibbard was contacted at his office at Cincinnati Bell and asked
+to comment on the allegations of his former employees, he responded that
+they were both liars. "The phone company would not do things like that,"
+said Hibbard, "and those two are both getting sued because they say we do."
+Hibbard has refused to answer more specific questions asked by the local
+press and government investigators.
+ 
+In fact, Draise was fired in 1979, shortly after he claims he told his
+superiors he would no longer place wiretaps on lines. Shortly after he quit
+handling the 'special assignments' given to him he was arrested, and charged
+with a misdemeanor in connection with one wiretap -- which Draise says he
+set for a friend who wanted to spy on his ex-girlfriend. Cincinnati Bell
+claims they had nothing to do with his arrest and conviction on that charge;
+but they 'were forced to fire him' after he pleaded guilty.
+ 
+Gates was fired in 1986 for insubordination. He claims Cincinnati Bell was
+retaliating against him for taking the side of two employees who were suing
+the company for sexual harassment; but his firing was upheld in court.
+ 
+The story first started breaking when Gates and Draise went to see a reporter
+area. The paper printed the allegations by the men, and angry responses
+started coming in almost immediately.
+ 
+At first, police denied the existence of the Intelligence Unit, let alone
+that such an organization would use operatives at Cincinnati Bell to
+spy on people. Later, when called before the federal grand jury, and warned
+against lying, five retired police officers, including the former chief,
+took the Fifth Amendment. Finally last month, the five issued a statement
+through their attorney, admitting to 12 illegal wiretaps from 1972 - 1974,
+and implicated unnamed operatives at Cincinnati Bell as their contacts to
+set the taps.
+ 
+With the ice broken, and the formalities out of the way, others began coming
+forward with similar stories. Howard Lucas, the former Director of Security
+for Stouffer's Hotel in Cincinnati recalled a 1975 incident in which he
+stopped Gates, West and several undercover police officers from going into
+the hotel's phone room about a month before the visit by President Ford.
+ 
+The phone room was kept locked, and employees working there were buzzed
+in by someone already inside, recalled Lucas. In addition to the switchboards,
+the room contained the wire distribution frames from which phone pairs ran
+throughout the hotel. Lucas refused to let the police officers go inside
+without a search warrant; and they never did return with one.
+ 
+But Lucas said two days later he was tipped off by one of the operators
+to look in one of the closets there. Lucas said he found a voice activated
+tape recorder and 'a couple of coils they used to make the tap'. He said
+he told the Police Department and Cincinnati Bell about his findings, but
+".....I could not get anyone to claim it, so I just yanked it all out and
+threw it in the dumpster...."
+ 
+Executives at General Electric were prompted to meet with Draise and Gates
+recently to learn the extent of the wiretapping that had been done at the
+plant. According to Draise, GE attorney David Kindleberger expressed
+astonishment when told the extent of the spying; and he linked it to the
+apparent loss of proprietary information to Pratt & Whitney, a competing
+manufacturer of aircraft engines.
+ 
+Now all of a sudden, Kindleberger is clamming up. I wonder who got to him?
+He admits meeting with Draize, but says he never discussed Pratt & Whitney
+or any competitive situation with Draise. But an attorney who sat in on
+the meeting supports Draise's version.
+ 
+After an initial flurry of press releases denying all allegations of illegal
+wiretapping, Cincinnati Bell has become very quiet, and is now unwilling
+to discuss the matter at all except to tell anyone who asks that "Draise
+and Gates are a couple of liars who want to get even with us..." And now,
+the telco suddenly has discovered information about Gates' personal life.
+ 
+------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+The NYT (April 11, 1989) reports that Dorcas R. Hardy, Commisssioner of the
+Social Security Administration, told a Congressional committee that the agency
+had verified millions of SSN's for private credit companies.
+ 
+The risks of using SSNs and private credit companies have been discussed
+before.  TRW, the nations largest credit reporting company recently proposed
+paying the SS Administration $1000000 to have 140 million numbers verified.
+Risks seem even greater when one company has credit information on 140
+individuals--approximately 2/3 of every man, woman, and child in the country.
+ 
+Phil Gambino, an agency spokesman, reported last month that the agency had
+verified SSNs only at the request of beneficiaries or employers and had never
+verified more than 25 numbers at a time.  He said such disclosures were
+required under the Freedom of Information Act.
+ 
+At the hearing yesterday, Dorcas R Hardy, Commissioner of the SSA, at first
+denied any other verifications.  Later she admitted that in the early 80s,
+3,000,000 SSNs were verified for Citi Corp and that last year 151,000 numbers
+were verified for TRW.  Ms Hardy said that the 151,000 numbers were just part
+of a "test run."
+ 
+Senator David Pryor, D-Ark, chairman of the Special Committee on Aging, said
+that previous commissioners, the Congressional Research Service of the Library
+of Congress, and Donald A. Gonya, chief counsel for Social Security have all
+decided that such verification is illegal.
+ 
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
+ notes from your buddy, Ground Zero
+ 
+ 
+Here's a book that I highly recommend: "Women Activists" by Anne Witte
+Garland, The Feminist Press at the City University of New York, 1988. It's an
+excellent book that describes the experiences of women who became involved in
+community, envionmental, or other political issues.
+ 
+One of the stories in the book was very familiar. It was the story of Cathy
+Hinds, a Maine woman who, after moving to Gray, Maine in 1975 with her family
+discovered that they all were having very serious health problems. She
+had a miscarraige, and then during her next pregnancy, she gave birth pre-
+maturely to a son who died two days later on Christmas Day.  These and other
+problems other residents were having were linked to water contaminated by
+a nearby toxic dump site.  Cathy organized to fight against town officials
+who insisted at first that the water was drinkable, and that there were no
+health risks. Cathy and her neighbor Cheryl founded an environmental group,
+and began to get results. In 1982
+the site causing the problems in Gray (the McKin site) was placed on the
+EPA's Superfund list of sites to receive Federal money to be cleaned up.
+ 
+Cathy is still active today. In fact, I remember that she spoke at that
+march/rally on April 23rd I told you all about. She was only given about 60
+seconds to speak. I wish I could have heard more from her.  I really admire
+her commitment and her accomplishments.
+ 
+Anyway, if you can get a copy of "Women Activists", read it by all means.
+It has several more inspiring stories of women fighting to make a difference.
+ 
+ 
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+   ********************
+  * bbs spotlight..... *
+   ********************
+ 
+Well, no better time to say a few things about my BBS, The Red Phone. It's
+located in Bloomfield, NJ and is accessible through PC Pursuit and Starlink.
+ 
+I run it on a Commodore 64 and have back issues of ATI and other text files
+online. The BBS has several message bases and focuses on discussion of social
+and political issues, and more. If you like the spirit of ATI or just like to
+participate in discussions, do call. We even have a telecom-oriented section
+for those of you who are phone phreaks.
+ 
+Call us!  The Red Phone: 201-748-4005  300/1200 Baud  24 Hrs, 7 days/week.
+ 
+=============================================================================
+ 
+Oh, and before I forget: I have heard that there is a BBS up dedicated to
+The Grateful Dead.  We here at ATI would like to check it out and feature
+it in our BBS spotlight. Does anyone have the number to this BBS? We would
+be appreciative if anyone could give us the number..
+ 
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+Ok, folks. That's about it for ATI38. Remember, we're always looking for
+letters and contributions.
+ 
+Take care, question authority, and be creative!
+ 
+-----<-@   <-- a flower. remember to carry it in a clenched fist.
+ 
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+    "Look over there, up in the sky!"
+    "It's a bird!"
+    "It's a plane!"
+ 
+No! It's..
+ 
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+  **    **      **          **
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+                t
+ 
+ 
+Issue #39... July 18, 1989
+    Special "Old Glory" Issue!
+ 
+ 
+ Activist Times, Inc.. a voice for the
+people in an age of silence..
+ 
+Write to us:  Activist Times, Inc.
+              P.O. Box 2501
+              Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+ 
+Call us:  512-262-9519, box #1300
+ 
+Howdy folks. Welcome one again to ATI.  We've got a lot of great stuff in
+store for you, and first up - an article by ATI's originator, Prime Anarchist.
+Take it away!
+ 
+    ABBIE HOFFMAN WAS NOT FAMOUS --by Prime Anarchist
+ 
+     You're sitting in a bar with your idol, and a bunch of your college
+buddies. Your idol is paying more attention to the Chcago Bears game on big
+screen than your somewhat forced political discussions.  He just got done
+lecturing to hundreds of you for two hours-- the last thing he wants to talk
+about is politics.  But now and then, you can get an opinoin out of him for
+your school newspaper.
+     Talk turns toward his Chicago Eight days, "Steal This Book", "Urine
+Test", stuff like that, and a pissed-off Abbie Hoffman says, "That's it.
+"I'm out of here.  I know when I'm too welcome."
+     Your idol has left you like a miserable little child who wasn't
+allowed two more cookies, but you're quick to understand and respect that.
+You'd give your right arm to have half the celebration Abbie's got, but
+you'd gladly donate your left nut to be able to "dis" that fame with half
+as much grace as he does.  Maybe you hope you'll get busted for cocaine so
+you too can go underground.  Maybe you hope you can organize a non-event
+that the press will wish they had known about.  Maybe you'd like to write the
+next ultimate book that upsets Walden Books.
+     Abbie's death should mean nothing to you--however, his life should have
+had great impact.  The things he has said should be ignored-- we need to heed
+what he's done instead.  Somewhere around the fab-50's when nothing much
+mattered, Abbie Hoffman got his first taste of fame when he became a yo-yo
+champ.  Even the inventors wished they could have a few moments with the guy
+to see some of his made-up tricks in slow motion.  I don't think he ever
+gave out any of his own secrets.  Not then; still 30 years later he remained
+reluctant to "tell all".  But ask the guy a question or two, and you sure
+got a wealth of info.
+     That first taste of fame must have stunk in his mouth something rotten,
+'cause it wasn't long before he spit it out and didn't want a thing to do
+with it.  No one knows when he became an A) agitator, B) activist C) radical
+or D) make up your own word.  He claims it started before he was born.
+But just when an event looked like it would make him a little too famous,
+it was time to go cook up another event.     The people watching with awe when m
+or the anarchy caused when Louis Guiffrida got thirty calls a minute telling
+him he was a racist son of a bitch didn't seem to bother Abbie.  In fact,
+I think it pleased him.  But the minute we began chatting about "there goes
+that yoyo again" or "let's interview the yipster", it was time to go hide.
+Abbie Hoffman didn't hate the pressmen; he loathed them.  ("Loathe" was for
+lack of a better word, by the way.  I don't think there's a word bitter
+enough.)  Plain and simple, Abbie did not like fame.
+     During the 60's, when everything seemed to matter, Abbie could've easily
+been a powerful attorney, great sportscaster, inspiring history professor,
+or the best damned bum anyone ever met.  Guess which one this genius-level
+character picked?
+     Abbie joined the drug culture, as everyone knows.  We are fortunate he
+had a high tolerance for drugs, because he was obssesive about everything
+he got into. While we were all tuning out and turning on, he was participating
+too.  But he was also stirring up.  Hey, someone had to do it.  No one
+woulda known, that a little argument with a mayor could make headlines
+thoughout the nation.  Good thing Abbie knew a lot of great attorneys,
+because the Chicago Eight was about to be plucked right out of the streets
+just as randomly as the hispanics that'll get sent to concentration camps if
+Operation Night Camp is needed.
+     In Abbie's obituaries after his death, there'd been a lot of mention of
+a Chicago Seven.  Who was this group?  I never heard of them.  I only know
+of a Chicago Eight.  I think it is a gross misinformation blitz to leave
+out Bobbie Seale who made it thru more than half the trial as a teammate.
+I also think it sets us up as "racism continuers" to leave out the only man
+of color burned in that trial.
+     Abbie handled his fame well;stomached it as best he could,and drove on--
+stirring up every event he could organize.  The 60's were a busy time for
+Abbie, but the 70's just might go down as the time when he reached his
+underground peak.  Everyone knows about the Yipsters, but only fans, and
+hard working undergrounders remember the Youth International Party Line.
+YIPL was an underground newspaper that never saw a "regular" publishing
+schedule, but always came as a refreshing piece of mail.  You sent a dollar
+to some suite in NYC, and kept getting these pamphlets on how to make free
+fone calls, how to keep using the same stamp for hundreds of letters among
+friends, and generally how to beat the system at its own game.  Few knew
+that Abbie was one of the strongest ghost publishers of YIPL magazine, but a
+lot of freaks started subscribing to his new form of interactive press.
+People would write in and fone in tricks on how to use #14 washers as dimes,
+how to turn your utility meter upside-down so it'd flow backwards for a week,
+how to set up your apartment with hotel sofas and loveseats.  A phreak/
+hacker/freaker/enthusiast (you pick the name) who sent something in could
+count on YIPL to help him out if he ran aground.  Abbie was quick to start
+campaigns to get lots of people out of jail.  Like I said,he coulda been a
+potent lawyer if he wanted to play that way.   YIPL became TAP (short for
+Technincal Assistance Party) and got a lot more electronically oriented, but
+still kept some of its political bent.  But it just wasn't quite as activist.
+Chesire Catalyst and the gang tried and tried to get the campaigns going to
+help bail Abbie out when he got yanked for his DeLoreanesque cocaine set up.
+ No dice.  Abbie had to go so far underground, even the underground couldn't
+always get a hold of him.  TAP went on about its merry way into the 80's and
+eventually disbanded.  After all, the apathetic 80's were just around the
+corner.
+     Abbie began pulling in large amounts for showing up at colleges.  Most
+of it went to causes.  He had trouble finding liberal students that would
+hear him out.  The college students seemed too concerned with resumes,
+internships, co-ops and things to worry about Central American problems,
+or worn-out old protests of nuclear submarines.  But as apathetic as these
+students were, they seemed to love having him.
+     A year ago last September, he was inviting students to a well-planned
+leftist convention at Rutgers.  He had no idea, the following February, 600
+would show up ready to vote, and more than 500 more wanted to come "be-in".
+Was the 60's starting all over again?  Or was the same 70's (1770) revolution
+just hitting another upstroke?  Abbie joined Ginsberg, Little Steven VanZant,
+Amy Carter, and other celebrated speakers inspiring tomorrow's youthdown at
+the New Jersey college, but towards the end, he got mad at someone or somthing
+and took off.
+     His leaving agitated people just as much as his speeches.  I think he
+might've meant it.  Whatever he did, it worked.  There are a lot of 20ish
+people out there ready to come out of the woodwork whenever the next abortion/
+marijuana/gay rights/no nukes/etc rally gets underway.  I wish I could be
+there doing more than watching it, but that's my job.  You do yours, OK?
+And do it 100% if you can.
+     When Abbie left the Rutgers convention, he went right home to battle the
+Philadelphia Utility company about their unsafe power plant proposal.
+Again, he shouldn've been able to count on those 1000 or so people to come
+dribble down there, and help organize, but no dice.  Only a few followed
+through. But along with a group called Del-Aware, Abbie started a fight that
+still continues.  Philly has yet to break ground, just billyclub heads.
+     Abbie's actions throughout the 20th century sets us with a groundwork
+for social engineering, political dissent, student activisim, outside
+agitation, as well as participation with a messed up country that STILL
+happens to be the most free nation we know about.  A lot of the negative
+shrot-range things he's started off have led to some very positive
+restructuring possibilities. "Steal
+This Book" not only shows you how to get something free, or sneak around; it
+teaches you to be creative, and gets you started making the future yours.
+"Steal This Urine Test" not only teaches you how to drink olive oil so last
+night's joint won't show up, or how to pour battery acid from a rubber
+--screwing up millions of dollars worth of technology, but it shows you how
+to make decisions for yourself, and how to go about protesting violations
+of your privacy.  Any one of his books could be titled "A Patriot's Guide
+to Keeping America Free".
+     Whether posthumous books are due is up in the air.  No one knows how
+aggressive/generous his brother-in-law or his girlfriend plan on getting
+with his written work.  Brother Jack HAS been reprinting "Steal This Book"
+and a few other out-of-prints though, so if you missed any of them, now's as
+good a time as any to put "Square Dancing" or "Soon To Be" on your must-read
+list.
+     Abbie wrote on everything.  Matchbook covers, napkins, address books,
+dollar bills, tables, whatever was put in front of him.  What he wrote
+on mostly, though, was politics.  TAP/YIPL might be gone, but many writers
+across the land have been so inspired by that style, we've seen a renaissance
+of "underground" rags/fact sheets/fanzines (again, pick your own name for
+'em.)  A good place to start looking for the Hoffmanesque writing style would
+be Realtiy Hackers magazine which comes out monthly, 2600 magazine which
+comes out 4 times a year, ATI which comes out whenever, Phrack which comes
+out only in "software" copy every two months or so.
+     Addresses can't be give here, naturally, but if you're aggressive enough
+,you'll find your way around.
+     If you want fame, pattern yourself after someone like Johnny Bench or
+Geraldo Revera.  But if you want to accomplish things in life, the ones to
+watch are the Geroge Bushes, the Tom Clancys and the Abbie Hoffmans.
+     People liked to steal his driver's license, and his address book.  Kind
+of a perverted way to get a memento/souvenir/token.  Kind of a great way to
+piss someone off.  The weekdays of the '80s were such a struggle for Abbie
+to rewrite his phone numbers from memory, he began making copies to hand out
+to anyone who looked like they might want one that deperately.  Your second
+,third...fortieth copy of your driver's license don't come cheap.  I wonder
+if Abbie still has an outstanding tab at Bucks County's MVD.
+     Phil Donahue type people started bugging the hell out of him around
+87-88.  It got so bad, he finally had to put up a "leave me alone, Phil.
+I don't want to be on your show" message on his machine.  Warner Brothers,
+Tri-Star, etc. hounded him constantly the last few years to star in an
+autobiographical movie.  He flat out refused.
+     Abbie's last few years in a Philadelphia crash-pad-styled chicked-coop
+were as quiet as he wanted to make them.  He said they were very comfortable;
+he was content.  From this "headquarters" came the necessary magazine
+articles, telephone interviews, event planning, and lecture scheduling.
+     When we invade a Honduras, bomb a Tripoli or stockade a gulf, you could
+count on Abbie and his buddies to get those fones through the government
+tan-boxes and give you an idea what's really going on.  Sometimes he'd only
+tellyou a little, but he seemed to know everything.  He didn't want to tell
+ALL, because he didn't want to be your only source.  That meant fame.
+You know how he felt about that.
+     He told you about Iranscam back in '82, told you about Carter getting
+used on the hostage situation way back in '80.  To say he was your "80's Deep
+Throat" was the journalistic understatement of the century.  He gave good
+background.  But he said, "don't quote me", and he meant it.  And you
+didn't mess.
+     Abbie Hoffman died quietly.  The press didn't know until four hours later
+that something was "news" in New Hope.  That meant there was no one there
+to ask, "how's it feel to be dying" and "do you have any last words for
+my microcassette recorder here", and "if you could do it again, what would
+you change?"  He wouldn't want to tell you anyways.
+     Don't send condolences in the usual way, steal a book.
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
+             Random Notes from Ground Zero...
+ 
+PAGO PAGO, SAMOA:  Vice President Dan Quayle, addressing Samoans who greeted
+him when he arrived in Pago Pago (which he pronounced Pogo Pogo): "You all
+look like happy campers to me.  Happy campers you are, happy campers you
+have been, and as far as I'm concerned, happy campers you will always be".
+ 
+(Source: The Progressive magazine)
+ 
+ 
+I was reading a book called "AIDS: The Women" recently. It has several stories
+about women who have AIDS, or work as a professional or volunteer providing
+care to AIDS patients, or women who have a loved one with AIDS, etc.  One of
+the stories was written by a woman in Atlanta who wrote about her dealings
+as a self-proclaimed "prostitutes' rights advocate". While her efforts to
+try to get prostitutes to wear condoms are indeed commendable, I object to
+the term "prostitutes' rights".  What rights do they deserve?  In my opinion,
+no more than those guaranteed by the Constitution. They certainly deserve no
+special rights as a profession. Also, I would have to wonder about a woman
+who seems to lend support to an practice which exploits women and their
+sexuality.  Instead of a "prostitutes' rights advocate, I'd much rather see
+someone trying to get them out of an exploitative and downright abusive life.
+ 
+I also had the dubious pleasure of watching women participating in a "prosti-
+tute's convention in San Francisco being interviewed recently on "A Current
+Affair" (a TV show known for it's yellow journalistic style).  These women
+were actually ones who chose prostitution as a profession, and were not street
+hookers. But I found them to be just as objectionable. I sat and listened to
+these women say things like, "When I became a prostitute I learned a lot about
+my sexuality", and another one rambled on about how much she loved her "job"
+(incidentally, she was married) and about how she enjoyed pleasing her clients'
+fetishes.
+ 
+Ok. Enough. Let's have some morality here. I'm sick of hearing about "prosti-
+tutes' rights advocates" and conventions for prostitutes.  I'm sick of ANY
+attempts to legitimize this "profession", including those legal brothels in
+Nevada and Amsterdam. I'll say this once, and I'm sure I'll say it again:
+Women who sell their bodies for money or any other gain are selling out
+womankind as a whole. They're throwing the rest of the female gender back
+into the Dark Ages. I'm all for a more liberal society, but the practice of
+prostitution and attempts to legitimize it are absolutely ridiculous. Let's
+focus on relationships and the family and not meanigless exchanges of
+intercourse and money.
+ 
+Ok, off the soap box... for now!
+ 
+ 
+Another funny thing I saw on TV lately was an incident involving a contest
+Kraft was running in a few southern states. They put game pieces in their
+cheese wrappers, and the first prize in the contest was a brand new van. Due
+to a printing error, almost every game piece printed was an instant winner for
+the van. So everyone in that area that bought a package of Kraft slices
+got an intant winner for a van. Kraft called the contest off due to the error.
+There was a small amount of public outcry, including a woman who decided to
+sue Kraft for the van. "The purpose of a contest is to generate sales. They
+got thier sales, I want my van", said the woman.  Ridiculous. I usually don't
+side with the big fat-cat capitalists (in fact, I NEVER do!), but in this case
+I have to. I mean, come on. Kraft may have generated some extra sales from
+the contest, but they would have had to sell a helluva lot of slices to pay
+for probably hundreds of thousands of vans.  Lady, drop your dumb lawsuit.
+ 
+ 
+Here's something that I was apalled to hear: In nearby Jersey City, NJ, there
+are over 71 dump sites of a substance called chromium, which is far more
+dangerous and carcinogenic than dioxin, the chemical that was responsible
+for the serious adverse health effects in Love Canal. Jersey City is a very
+densely populated urban area. This means that the residents are literally
+living on top of and breathing in this chemical.  The EPA has been slow to
+respond to this situation, and their answer to the situation so far is to move
+about half of the chromium in these various dump sites to a "temporary"
+storage site right by the Hackensack River in Jersey City. People who have
+seen the site have said that the chemical is not contained properly and is
+in pools on the ground. Since this site is right next to the river, the
+chromium may be leaking into the ground water.....
+ 
+Folks, I'm not going to let that one slide. Look for more in later issues on
+Jersey City's chromium problem.
+ 
+(Source: WBAI News 99.5 FM, New York)
+ 
+ 
+Speaking of WBAI-FM, they are going to have a show about computer hackers
+on Tuesday, July 25th at 7:30 PM. If you're in the NY area, listen to it!
+There will also be a call-in where you can participate.
+ 
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+Well, I'm going to continue this in ATI40. Look for it in about 2 days or so.
+ 
+We still have lots more stuff to report, and little space left, so we'll cya
+in a bit!
+ 
+Take care, and keep the fire burning. Especially if you're burning a flag. ;)
+ 
+Ciao!
+
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+On location from the coca fields of Colombia, it's.....
+ 
+ 
+    ****     ********    ********
+   ******    ********    ********
+  **    **      **          **
+  ********      **          **
+  **    **      **          **
+  **    **      **       ********
+  **    **      **       ********
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+             v       s
+              i       ,
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+                t
+ 
+ 
+Issue #40   August-something, 1989
+       Special I-got-the-blues Issue!
+ 
+Write to us:  Activist Times, Inc.
+              P.O. Box 2501
+              Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+ 
+Ok, ok.... So it took more than 2 days since ATI39. Sorry! I got caught up in
+final papers and exams for summer courses, and other projects..
+ 
+But anyway, on with ATI40. First up is Prime Anarchist, with his new feature
+called P.A.W.N., Prime Anarchist World News. Here we go!
+ 
+P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*
+                            Prime Anarchist World News
+ 
+Greetings Fellow Humanoids:
+ 
+     Did you know that one of the newest Cyberpunks was one of the oldest Pop
+artists?  Yeah, Willian Burroughs longtime friend of peoploids like Andy
+Warhol, Jack Kerouak and Allen Ginsberg is featured all the time in RE:SEARCH
+magazine.
+     So look out Tim Leary -- you're not the oldest hipster anymore.
+     If you use a cellular phone where I'm at *98 and *97 are toll phree
+numbahs.  Is this a global, national or regional phenomenon?  If anyone's done
+any work with this numerical number assignment pattern, I'd appreciate hearing
+about it through either ATI or some other open meduim.  What I'd like to know
+most is what stops payfones and home fones from responding to these star
+codes.  A tone? A code? A cable pair?
+     Everyone is by now aware of my feelings up to today about the People
+magaze article about Abbie Hoffman's death.  Heck, I published that opinion
+EVERYWHERE.  I thougt it was by far, the BEST handled Abbie article this side
+of the century, this side of the world.
+     That's until I picked up the July issue of High Times magazine.  Steven
+Bloom made an awesome compilation of discussions with a bunch of people who
+knew Abbie, and it was filled with good schtuff. David Peel, Paul Katner,
+Aaron Kay and Willian Kunstler made for the most interesting of the speels.
+Also reprinted was an interview John Holstrom did with Abbie around February
+last year.
+ 
+     I'll bring forth some of the parts that really tugged at my heart.
+     "Born on the Fourth of July" will star Tom Cruise as a Vietman vet who
+comes back to America and becomes a peacenik.  John Tower is a lip service fag
+of the Ayatollah's "Satan America".
+     The current 60's revival will only last 2 years.  Now, because of
+Woodstock, next year because of Kent State, and NOT the following years
+because, "No one wants to remember 1971, I guarantee you. It was a mess".
+     The Rutgers attempt (at a national student left conference last year) was
+too broad.  Too wide open.  Every faction of the world was at each others'
+throat.  A great opportunity was lost.  Better comprehension of electronic
+bulltin boards and computerizing is needed.
+     Abbie Hoffman was a great mind.  Many of us often picked for thoughts when
+we knew something was up but just couldn't prove it. Abbie could always get
+you proof.
+     Abbie was a manic depressive -- for that we can be thankful.  For it was
+from his mood upswings that we got entire novels or painfully truthful poems,
+lectures, movie roles, comedy acts or great events.
+     Abbie was the only man alive in the early 80's capable of exposing the
+CIA's efforts in Iran, Nicaragua, Angola, and Guatemala.  I'm not suggesting
+that Abbie's death was a fascist plot.
+     I'm insisting it.
+     I also noticed in this issue of High Times that marijuana is going for
+$120 an ounce these days.  I can't believe my eyes! That's an outrage.  I know
+we'll never go back to the days of 30-40 bucks for a 4-ounce, but c'mon.  Stop
+paying the big piper.  Grow your own.
+     Well, that's all for this afternoon. More later promise.  P.A.W.N.
+$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
+ 
+scienceTALKscienceTALKscienceTALKscienceTALKscienceTALKscienceTALKscienceTALK
+ 
+Now, we have an article from The Unbeliever (201) (formerly The Mad Pirate):
+ 
+              !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+             ******Light Speed... And why it's not possible.********
+                               !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+  Ok. I know what you're thinking. You have this big question. "Why isn't
+faster than light travel (For the sake of space, I'll call FTL, which stands
+for [F]aster [T]han [L]ight.) possible? What is so magic about the speed of
+light? If  you keep accelerating an object, won't you eventually reach the
+'speed of light'? Un huh. No way. That's what I'm going to explain right here.
+ 
+  Most people believe that  if force is applied to an object, it accelerates in
+the direction opposite of which the force is applied. As long as the force is
+applied, the object will continue to move faster and faster. Under ordinary
+conditions, there is no sign that this will change; no mysterious speed limit
+at which this object will stop accelerating, no matter what the force.
+ 
+  Physicists are quite sure that as a force is applied to an object, the
+momentum of the object will increase indefinitely, and come ever closer to
+infinite. The same can be said of an object's kinetic energy.
+ 
+  Since the common sense notion is that the mass of a body (easily defined as
+"the quantity of matter it contains") does not change with motion, it follows
+that momentum and kinetic energy must increase only because velocity increases.
+And if momentum and kinetic energy increase indefinitely as a force continues
+to be applied, that can only mean that velocity must increse indefinitely.
+There seems no way out of that syllogism, so what is all this junk about the
+speed-of-light limit.
+ 
+  This "junk" started with Albert Einstein in 1905. It seemed to Einstein that
+the speed of light in a vacuum must always be measured at the same speed (just
+under 300,000 kilometers per second) no matter what the motion of the light
+source might be relative to the observer who was making the measurement.
+ 
+  This consistancy of the speed of light did not seem to make sense. Ordinary
+objects, like a thrown rock, had speed that depended in part on the motion of
+the person or object throwing the ball, and it definitely seemed this rule
+should apply to everything, including light. Why should light have a special
+status?
+ 
+  Einstein developed his 'Special theory of Relativity' to describe a universe
+in which light behaved in this unusual fasion. For light o behave as it does,
+Einstein showed that mass ought to increase in quantity for a moving object. It
+should increase, as a matter of fact, according to a set relationship:
+ 
+      M = m/(sqr(1-v^2/c^2))
+        (The above is written in commodore style formulas, because the C64
+doesn't  support exponents and square root formulas.)
+ 
+Where v is the speed of the object, c is the speed of light in a vacuum, m is
+the mass of the object when it's not moving and M is the mass of the boject
+when it IS moving at velocity v.
+ 
+  Until the begining of the 20th century, nothing had ever attained the speed
+of even 0.1 kilometers per second, or 1/3,000,000 the speed of light. Even if
+you add interplanetary rockets to the list, 15 kilometers pre second, or
+1/20,000 the speed of light is all we have obtained.
+ 
+  If we use Einstein's formula and imagine a 1 kilogram object moving at 15
+kilometers per second, it's mass at that speed would be 1.0000000013 kilograms.
+It would have gained 1 1/3 micrograms, or a little over a billionth of it's
+rest mass.
+ 
+ Imagine an object moving at the enormous speed of 30,000 kilometers per
+second. Such a speed is 1/10 that of light and by Einsteins equation, I 1
+kilogram object moving at that speed would have a mass of 1.005 kilograms. It
+would have increased in mass by only approximately 0.5 percent.
+ 
+  A 1 kilogram object with the velocity of 60,000 kilometers per second would
+have a mass of 1.021 kilograms. At 90,000 kilometers per second, it's mass
+would be 1.048 kilograms; at 120,000 kps it would be 1.091 kilograms; at
+150,000 kps it would be 1.155 kilograms.
+ 
+  150,000 kilometers per second is half the speed of light. Even then, the gain
+in mass is only 15.5 persent. This doesn't seem very serious, but please note
+that the mass has been increasing at a faster and faster rate as the speed
+increases.
+ 
+  By the time we reach a speed of 290,000 kps (97 percent the speed of light),
+the mass of the moving body is 3.892, almost four times the original mass. At
+295,000 kps (98.3% speed of light) the mass equals 5.52 kilograms; at 299,000
+kps (99.7% speed of light), 12.22 kilograms, at 299,999 kps (99.9997% speed of
+light) 383.5 kilograms.
+  At the speed of light itself, if that could be reached, the mass would be
+infinite- as would be momentum and kinetic energy.
+ 
+  A faster spped is impossible because neither mass, momentum or kinetic energy
+can be more than infinite. Besides, at infinite mass, no force, however great,
+can produce any acceleration, however small, so the speed cannot increase. So
+the speed of light is the limit which cannot be passed.
+ 
+ And yet all this depends upon the validity of Einsteins equation, which in turn
+depends upon a correct deduction from Einstein's basic assumption. What if the
+equation is wrong, has been incorrectly deduced, or is based on faulty
+reasoning?
+ 
+  Perhaps we would still be wondering about that, were it not that a decade
+before Einstein advanced his theory, subatomic particles had been discovered.
+These tiny objects move at large fractions of the speed of light. Their mass
+could be  measures with considerable precision, and it was found not only does
+their mass increase with speed,but PRECISELY to the amount predicted by
+Einstein's equation.
+ 
+   Whew! That was a long file! Well, that's all for now... Until next issue!
+ 
+      (Most of the information for this I obtained from an essay about the
+speed of light written by Issac Asimov.)
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+And now, a few words on the flag and democracy by MAC??? (213)
+ 
+The USA member of The NATO Association
+gives his thoughts on burning the flag.
+ 
+by MAC???
+ 
+     The American flag, it can show you at a glance whether you are
+standing in a part of the world where saying you don't agree with
+something won't get you taken away in the middle of the night.
+     A configuration of symbols that represent the freedom to say you
+don't agree with the government or the church.
+     I am very glad I am an American and even though I would never
+burn our flag I realize that making a law that states that you can't
+burn it takes us a little closer to that middle of the night.
+     It is true that much blood has been shed to make sure it can
+be safely put outside your house to wave in the breeze, but it does
+not just represent this, it represents your right to do with it as
+you wish.
+     So when you see the flag know that you have a responsbility
+as well a a great burden upon you.  The responsbility, making sure
+the flag is where it should be (whereever you think that place is).
+The burden, showing the world that the blood we shed to keep chaos
+back was worth it!
+ 
+ 
+NOTE:  If you have any comments to the
+       above I can be reached on The
+       Red Phone.
+ 
+u!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+Notes from Ground Zero.....
+ 
+Crack/AIDS connection: New York city public health officials have spoken about
+the new link between crack use and transmission of AIDS.  It happens because
+crack users often resort to prostitution to get money for the drug. This has
+led to huge upswing in venereal disease cases.  When intercourse takes place
+with open sores cause by venereal diseases, this allows for the blood-to-blood
+or semen-to-blood contact necessary for transmission of the AIDS virus.
+ 
+Huey Newton, co-founder of the Black Panthers with Bobby Seale back in the
+60's was shot to death in Oakland, Ca. this week. He was 47.  Uncertain as to
+who killed him and why.
+ 
+Racism in the Garden State: The NJ Turnpike is seen as a key link in the
+transportation of drugs to New York and other points north.  So NJ State
+troopers have taken to searching cars for drugs after stopping them for
+traffic violations.  The problem is that the majority of those stopped are
+Blacks and Hispanics, stopped for very minor traffic infringments, (like an
+improper lane change) and treated in an extremely rude and abusive manner in
+many cases.  This statistic speaks for itself: Blacks/minotities make up for
+only 30% of drug arrests nationwide, but the percentage of Black/minority drug
+arrests from car searches in the NJ Turnpike in the southernmost section near
+Philadelphia is 86%.  In the section of the tunpike near New York, 89% of drug
+arrests from car searches are Black/minority.  A clear case of race selection.
+(Source: WOR-TV News, Secaucus, NJ)
+ 
+Movie:  "Rude Awakening" was an interesting movie, full of very funny moments.
+It's about 2 hippies who go to live in exile in the Central American jungle in
+1969.  But today, in 1989 they come across a killed CIA agent with papers that
+detail US plans to invade Central America.  They decide to go back to New York
+to expose the papers to the media.  They look up their old friends, who
+abandoned their radical 60's ways and became successful.  I thought the movie
+was great, but the get-active-and-save-the-planet message in the end of the
+movie should have been more spread out.  The movie should have integrated the
+hippies' awareness of the extreme new problems of the late 80's throughout the
+movie.  I think the extreme swing to the right in the Reagan-Bush era should
+have been addressed also.  But the movie did admirably demonstrate the apathy
+of today's college students.
+ 
+All in all, I recommend the movie. It's very entertaining!
+ 
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+ 
+That's all for ATI40. Look for ATI41 in about a week. Barring accidents! :)
+ 
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+Live, backstage from the latest Rolling Stones gig, it's......
+ 
+    ****     ********    ********
+   ******    ********    ********
+  **    **      **          **
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+  **    **      **          **
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+             v       s
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+               s
+                t
+ 
+ 
+Issue #41   September 20, 1989
+   Special War-On-DrUgZ Issue!
+ 
+Write to us:  Activist Times, Inc.
+              P.O. Box 2501
+              Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+ 
+First up, it's Prime Anarchist with the Prime Anarchist World News (PAWN):
+ 
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+ 
+    Hola, Prime here again; bringing you PAWN.  I'm more than happy that ATI
+will be the exclusive carrier of this fine piece.  Which means y'all can rest
+assured; I'm not selling out and going syndicated.  OK, here's the breakdown
+of information as I see it this week. If we're not gonna negotiate with
+terrorists, how come we're chatting so favorably with Iran???  Are we
+portraying them suddenly not as terrorists? How stupid does the Bush
+Aggravation, er, uh, I mean administration think wepeople are?  And to
+suddenly take a "no neg" policy after 2 weeks of heavy negotiations with
+Lebanon is pure bunk.  Not only are we the people being seen as stupid, but
+George's advisores are no doubt playing HIM the fool.
+   When driving, close one eye when cars pass at night (especially on high
+beams) to protect your night vision.  This works a lot better than the
+standard method of trying to stare at the side of the road.  Helps you see
+much better in the dark.
+   Once in a while, don't use any detergent with your laundry.  Just stick
+it in there and start the spin cycles going.  There's enough soap left over
+from the last person, and your clothes'll look better longer.
+   Remember,if you can't be radical for a just cause,then be rad just because.
+   With the 20th anniversary of Woodstock happening, self-proclaimed experts
+are having fashion shows on Good Morning Amerika and speaking out on talk
+shows as well as the evening news.  Warning:  most of these so-called experts,
+50-55 year olds, weren't ever involved in the 60's.  They now feel bad,
+and are reliving their childhood by being some sort of yuppy yipster.
+A strange and very scarey phenomena.  I was about 4 years old back in the
+Woodstock weeks and I'm thinking I remember it better than these thugs.
+It's sad.  I think we might've totally lost or defaced-by-rewrite a whole
+historical genre. Misinformation sucks.
+   How come you can see invisible tape?
+   When someone says "you got a minute?",pack a lunch and maybe a sleepingbag.
+   Jackie Martling added seven new numbers to his 516-922-wine system.
+922-9571, 9572, 9573, 9574, 9458, 9455, 9449. For a good time, pick a number.
+Any number.
+    A fone rings at 570hz, can be seized at 2250, and can be released at 2600.
+ But good luck doing it from home.  Most reigions are now set up so the
+whole loop won't respond no matter how loudly you blast your single-tones.
+You've basically gotta run a tie-line out of your local switch. Good luck
+there.
+    "Hmmm.  What's that wire going from Marion's TSPS over to Mr. Ed's house?"
+    "Dunno, must be authorized."
+    Expanding your tone chip?  1633hz is a nice one to add.  Played next to
+a1 you have "FO" and with 2 you've got "F", and as 7 you get "I" and at the
+0 slot you have "R", "C" and "P".    More on that later.
+    VCR's are selling in Britain with built-in software to receive and
+transmit teletext.  The company to bug for info is Grundig.  I found them
+quite helpful.  For a world power, we sure are behind on a lot of things.
+Heck, we can't even decide if we want to combine TV's and VCR's, or try
+outDAT, or improve our pathetically archaic public transportation system.
+    Dark Ages?
+    I just sat patiently thru a 6,000 word Associated Press article where
+the entire content seemed to be nothing more than the Credit Card bougioux,
+er, uh, I mean buisness world blaming 91 million a year credit card fraud
+for their refusal to bring their rates down. I'm sick and tired of these
+megabucks bastards claiming that fraud is keeping their interest rates high.
+If a bank certificate can only get you 9% on your dollars, Citicorpse et al
+damned well can drop down to at the least,10 percent!!!!  With or without a
+percentage of fraud, as marginal as it is,a 20% credit card is highway
+robbery.
+    "We want you to succeed, not just survive."  More like "because we want
+you to owe, not grow."
+    65 million dollars to Bogota, Columbia.  Whew!  That's a lot of money
+for dope.  Expect pot and coke to saor as this "war on drugz" heightens.
+And, keep in mind.  It's nothing nore than a witch-hunt.  Keep a good rep,
+and it'll be smooth sailing 4 U.
+    Madame Helmsley got off easy.  Figures.  Rich people can kill and get
+off.  (They may get off by killing, but they still go to jail--ed.)  They
+got her on some of the medium and small counts.  She COULD get 5 years jail.
+But keep in mind.  With all the stuff she did (see "empire" in the mafia
+dictionary; punk and wagoners) she oughta hang, or at least get life. (Perhaps
+Mr. Anarchist should look up "empire" in a real dictionary--ed.)
+    Jim Bakker?  Must be nice to spend $30,000 a day on attornies.  How's
+this for one?  They apparently found the mega-fraud/conspiracy type guy
+under a desk in his friend's office hiding from all the people out to get
+him.  He was hallucinating.  (Televangelists don't hallucinate; they
+seeeeeeee!)  You watch.  He'll spend about five months in a funny farm, and
+then get pronounced "better" (Not quite, eh?--ed.).  Must be nice to get off
+scot free.  Meanwhile, a casual pinjoint smoker can expect life.
+   Tired of taking peoples' bull?  Give them a little of their own.  100%
+steer manure in a clear bag tied up neatly with a leather strap, and the
+message of your choice for $9.95 (now THERE's maturity--ed.).  Call
+1-800-543-5300 to use a MC or Visa, or send check or money order to For-Tuna
+Enterprises, PO Box 30506-c, Long Beach, CA, 90853.  I called the number
+and someone answered, but I didn't take it any further.  Post results.  OK?
+    Hey The Unbeliever:  If I WERE able to travel the speed of light,
+halogens would be useless.  What would you suggest I use?
+    Hey Mac (213):  I called you on the Red Phone, but the line was busy all
+night, so I'll address your topic here.  Flags:  Hmm.  What's our flag
+represent?  Much like a gang, our nation has Colors.  Colors represents the
+men and women who died for our freedom.  We should have great reverence for
+Colors.  (At least he has one redeeming value--ed.)  Colors stand for those
+that died in the two world wars to uphold freedom or simply follow orders.
+Colors also stand for those who died in wrong wars like Nam, or Honduras.
+Color should be respected with your life, I respect it with mine every day
+I take a breath of free (last time I checked) fresh (well) air.    But....
+He who pushes to pass a full-fledged Constitutional amendment should be
+SHOT!!  Pure bunk, I say.  What we need least is legislation.  What we need
+more, is to bring up our children morally, to respect Colors.  That's all it
+takes.  It worked for some 200-odd years(except of course for you people,who
+started all this flag-burning crap--ed.)  Why can't it work under a Bush
+administration?  (Ask yourself that the next time you light up a
+"pinjoint"--ed.)
+    And finally, lets look at this admin a bit.  Using abortion as the issue
+to test; we have "pass legislation.  restrain.  restrain."  The last thing
+our countryfolk need is mroe laws restraining us.  Bush, you're blowing it.
+What we do NOT need is a law restraining abortions.  Only the poor will
+obey it anyways.  What we DO need is education, morals, openness.  Teach
+our children well, and they will require less restraints.  (On the other
+hand,look what all our education did for animals like you--ed.)
+    (PAWN)--CRIPPLE CREEK.  The Eulogizer From Hell; Doc Gonzo Remembers AH.
+On the road this past year, Hunter S. Thompson has been often asked to
+eulogize media star, Abbie Hoffman.  One of Hunter's abiding memories of
+Abbie is that he paid his bets.  "I watched a basketball game with him in
+Seattle a while back.  He considered himself a great handicapper, but I beat
+him on a bet and he paid," recalls Hunter.  "That's not bad."
+    That's better than you can say for Peter Rose.  This morning, standing
+right on Pete Rose Way, in Downtown Cincinatti, Mr. Rose tried to reason
+his latest statement that got him a "slight" punishment by the baseball
+commission.
+    "I wanted it to read, 'I don't confirm or deny having bet on baseball',
+they wanted it to read 'this finding neither confirms nor denies Rose's
+betting on baseball'.  We compromised, and it now reads, 'This finding
+neither confirms nor denies Rose's betting on baseball'.  Way to go, Pete.
+By the way, Pete, if you're reading this, Hunter Thompson wants his thirty
+bucks.
+     In 1970 a county commissioner was elected by ONE VOTE.  The loser
+demanded a recount, naturally, but the original tally proved correct.
+So, in Hinsdale county where voting residents still number only about 200--
+everyone takes his politics mighty mighty seriously.
+    This sign found in a local library:  "Do not place small children and
+large objects on counter".  A woman put her daughter upon the counter
+and the checkout asked her to place the infant on a chair or the floor.
+An argument started over the fact that "since I only have a small child and
+not a large object AS WELL, I should be allowed to place her here."  They
+then changed the "and" to an "or" and the sign now reads "Please do not place
+small children OR large objects..."
+    Can you believe 1989 is almost over???  Sept. already.  October's almost
+here.  Soccer season.  time to go running the miles again.  Good luck sports
+fans.  It's gonna be a good sports year.  You can bet on it.
+     Happy 43rd birthday, Connie Chung, you ornery old bat.  if you ever,
+ever, push ME out of the way at a press conference to scoop me on a single
+interview question; while the other guys are up on their elbows with their
+mouths wide open thinking "I don't believe she did that to me" while 23,000
+Americans are tuning in, while you're flitting your hair back in place to
+prepare your calm relaxed lady-like interview, I'm gonna get back up off
+the ground and punch you right in the mouth.  Right on national TV!!!!
+     Why do they call it defacing property when you're writing something ON
+it? If you chisel words OFF of a gravestone, say, I can see that as defacing;
+but writing ON something?  They'd better pick a new word 'cause they're wrong.
+Just thought I'd bring that up.
+     Bocce has got to be about the most difficult sport to learn just by
+watching.  I have no idea what the object is.  I could probably spy all day
+too, to no avail.
+     Arcades are starting to offer a form of credit or debit card.  You
+insert the card in some thingie and you put money into some slot.  The thing
+then gives your card the appropriate amount of credits.  Neat.  A lot can be
+done with that.  You could set it so random cards get free credits (like a
+red receipt special at the grocery store) Hmm.  All kinds of ideas come to
+mind. Instead of a "match", the machine'd ask you to insert your card again
+Or continue playing.  You'd get a credit for ANY machine if you want it.
+Nice technology.
+     With all the Colombian drug busts coming our way, I wonder how we're
+keeping Manuel Noriega quiet.  Something's definitely awry in Denmark.
+Last time anything like this schtuff came up, Noriega threatened to blab all
+about how Bush was way up in the Medellin theatre.
+     If you even have blue nachos laced with smashed-to-a-liquid jalepeneos,
+and hot tea, along with french onion soup, order lots of ice water.
+In fact,if you plan ahead, you can have a garden hose installed next to your
+table. Eat the soup first, belive me.  If you try it after the jalapenachos,
+you're in for a narly surprise.  The tea can be drunk any time in the meal.
+As cold as it gets, you could even drink it later tonite, and you'll still
+think it's your basic hot orange and black pekoe.  It's worth the struggle,
+though.  Blue nachos are delicious.  When you finally finish, you'll feel
+fulfilled, even if it IS like eating mako shark (while he's still alive).
+     If you must smoke, smoke Pall Malls (no filter to pollute with).  Or you
+COULD roll your own.
+     Cellular One is the competitor of the US West.  They've got a van
+loaded up with 3 carfones that you can use for "free local calls".  I thought
+that was a catchy ad. They go wherever there might be a lot of people.  I
+wonder if all the companies use this approach yet, or is this one guy's
+project so far.  I wonder how well it actually is doing, though?
+     I don't much like 12 strings, how 'bout you?  They sound sweet and
+all, but I never enjoyed playing them.  Too limited.  I'll take a beat up
+old folk guitar any day.
+     Did I hear the radio right?  Were they talking about Palestinians or
+Palace Indians????  They better speak up!!!
+     90% of people who seek drug rehab in America are turned away because
+of space/resource/personell problems.    Hmm.  NORML claims that paper made
+from hemp is 80% safer for the environment than that made from tree pulp.
+     Waddya make of all these percentages?  Hmmm.  90 drugz, 80 hemp.  I'd
+say if 85% of druggies would just light up a joint instead of trying to go
+to drug rehab, there'd be a whole lot more paper left for the rest of us.
+     Anarchy in gas stations- wondering what to do with that old keychain
+in your junk drawer?  Put each key in one of those dealership "earlybird"
+envelopes with a made-up name and address on the front.  Then slip each one
+in the slot.  They'll spend hours looking for "your" car in the their lot.
+Then they'll spend days trying to find "you" before they realize it's a
+joke.
+     "Will work for food" says a sign held by a guy with a heavy beard growth
+on a local street corner here.  I'd say things aren't getting much better
+these days.  The warnings GOP gave us if Democrats got in office are happening
+anyways.  (Maybe because they control both houses of Congress?--ed) Hmm.
+And maybe worse so than if they HAD gotten in.  Remember "a vote for Duke is
+a vote for taxes"?  Hmmm.  What's the first thing King George the 43rd did to
+us?  Hmm.  The gallon of gas as gone all the way back down to 60 cents where
+it belongs, huh?  Hmmm.  And look how better we are at handling hostage
+situations and terrorism the world round than a Carter type person would've
+been?
+     I think it's time for cutting thru the bullshit.  No politician is a
+good politician.  Nobody can make order of this mess we call a democracy.
+Nobody comes through on all of his campaign promises.  Nobody doesn't just
+shake your hand and kiss your baby.  Nobody can run a nation effectively.
+     I say Nobody for president!  Thank you for reading once again, PAWN.
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+And now, from the "This Could Happen to YOU!!" department, here's a look at
+how someone was tracked down and busted for phreaking.  To protect the
+identity of the person in question, the name of the person, address, city,
+state and the long distance company involved have been blocked out.
+The long distance co. investigator involved in the case will be referred to
+as "Smith".
+ 
+THE STATE OF XXXXXXXXXXX                               AFFIDAVIT FOR
+ 
+COUNTY OF XXXXXXXXXX                                   SEARCH WARRANT
+ 
+Your affaint,  XXXXXXXXXXXX, a peace officer employed by the XXXXXXXXXX
+County District Attorney's Office,  after being duly sworn, on oath
+makers the following statements and accusations:
+ 
+ 
+                                 I.
+ 
+ 
+There is in -CITY-, XXXXXXXX County, -STATE-, a place and premises
+described as a single family residence located at -ADDRESS-
+ 
+ 
+                                II.
+ 
+ 
+There is at the said place and premises, impliments or instruments
+used in the commission of a crime described as switch accessing
+devices such as personal computers and connecting equipment, like
+automatic dialers, programs, recording devices, discs, modems,
+printers,  telephones,  hardware and software that were used or
+adapted to access computers owned by -COMPANY- and property or items
+constituting evidence of an offense or constituting evidence
+to show that a particular person committed an offense such
+as the above cited items and notes, records, printouts, and ledgers.
+ 
+ 
+                                 III.
+ 
+ 
+The said premises and place is controlled by -DEFENDANT-.
+ 
+ 
+                                 IV.
+ 
+ 
+It is the belief of your affaint, and he hereby charges, accuse and
+says that he has reason to believe and does believe that -DEFENDANT-
+or someone living at the place and premises noted above, in
+-CITY-, XXXXXXXXX County, -STATE-, on or about between --DATE--1989,
+gained access to data stored and maintained by a computer owned by
+-COMPANY-, without the effective consent of -COMPANY-, the owner of the data,
+and the caller knew there existed a computer security system
+intended to prevent gaining access to the data in violation of the
+"Breach Of Computer Security" statute of the -STATE- Penal Code and
+stole -COMPANY- credit cards in the process in violation of the "Credit
+Card Abuse" statute of the -STATE- Penal Code.  In addition it is
+your affaint's belief that the person who gained access to the
+data, violated the "Unlawful Use Of XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX" statute
+of the -STATE- Penal Code. He committed this crime by adapting
+programs and computers with the intent to make phone calls so as
+to illegally obtain the data in question and that those phone calls
+were in fact made on or about between --DATE--, 1989 and --DATE--, 1989
+and the person knew the character of the instrument he set up.
+In addition, he has reason to believe and does believe that person
+or persons in the place and premises in question made numerous long
+distance phone calls between --DATE--, 1989 and --DATE--, 1989 using
+-COMPANY- credit cards that were stolen in the process described above
+in violation of the "Credit Card Abuse" statute of the -STATE- Penal
+Code. He further believes that the above cited items, property,
+impliments and instruments are located at the place and premises
+cited above.
+ 
+ 
+                                 V.
+ 
+ 
+Your affaint's belief is based on two things--his personal
+experience that he has garnered through executing numerous search
+warrants in cases like this and conversation he has had with Smith
+who is employed as Director Of Security for -COMPANY- and a person
+with no known criminal record.
+ 
+Your affaint, for approximately 16 months, has been in periodic contact
+contact with different members of the security divisions of various
+long distance communications common carriers (phone companies).
+I have worked primarily with Smith of -COMPANY-.
+ 
+Smith and other security personnel have filed numerous complaints
+alleging that persons are accessing their companys' computer
+systems and obtaining data from them. The persons or "hackers" or
+"phreakers" as they are known in the industry, have learned how to
+break into and use the computers employed by the various companies
+to make long distance phone calls without having to pay for the
+service.
+ 
+On dozens of occasions, I have executed search warrants on
+residences and businesses identified through "trap and trace"
+information supplied by various phone companies pursuant to the
+filed complaints and in almost 100% of the searches recovered
+computers and equipment such as automatic dialers, programs,
+recording devices, discs, modems, printers, telephones, hardware
+and software as well as notes, records, printouts, and ledgers which
+indicate that a person was in fact making calls to the phone
+company systems, and obtaining data (codes which authorize long
+distance calls) like the complaints had alledged. This property,
+items and other material, is invariably found at the place and
+premises that are identified in the "trap and trace". I have found
+that the property, items and other materials are kept for months
+and sometimes years so that they can be used again and referred
+back to.
+ 
+On -DATE-, 1989, Smith told me that he was investigating an
+individual that was making calls into -COMPANY-'s system from -CITY-,
+XXXXXXXX County, -STATE-, obtaining long distance telephone
+authorization numbers (credit cards), and making long distance
+phone calls utilizing those numbers without -COMPANY-'s consent or the
+consent of -COMPANY-'s customers who have been assigned the numbers. He
+said that in -DATE-, 1989 -COMPANY- received a phone call from a
+customer who said that another person was utilizing his code to
+make long distance phone calls without his permission.
+ 
+Smith said that he called the phone number that had been called
+by the person illegally using the -COMPANY- authorization code and he
+was told by the party answering the phone that an individual named
+-DEFENDANT- had made the call in question.  In -DATE- and -DATE-,
+1989, he followed up leads that indicated to him that this person
+named -DEFENDANT- had made several long distance phone calls from
+-CITY-, XXXXXXXX County, -STATE- using -COMPANY- authorization codes
+assigned to customers without their consent. Smith learned
+this information by talking to the -COMPANY- customers and persons whose
+phones had been called by the person utilizing the codes
+without their owner's consent.
+ 
+Through investigative work, Smith learned the pager number of an
+individual named -DEFENDANT- who lived in -CITY-. Smith said he
+called that pager number and left as the phone number to be called
+his own direct work number in -CITY-, -STATE-. On -DATE-,
+1989, and individual identifying himself as -DEFENDANT- called Smith
+on his direct line and said he was returning the call to his pager.
+ 
+Smith stated that the -COMPANY- phone system had the capacity to record
+information about incoming calls and when he looked at this
+information, he learned that the person who called on that date,
+was calling from -CITY-, XXXXXXXX County, -STATE- and was utilizing
+an -COMPANY- authorization code that had been assigned to a -COMPANY- customer
+who had not given the caled permission to use the code. Smith
+looked at other -COMPANY- records that showed that the code number in
+question had been "hacked" on -DATE-, 1989.
+ 
+Smith said that on -DATE-, 1989, he asked -BELL EMP.- an
+employee of Bell Telephone Company to set up a trap
+and trace on its -CITY- Lines so that the caller from -CITY-
+could be identified. -BELL EMP.- reported back that numerous
+phone calls were being made to the -COMPANY- system from a residence in
+-CITY-, XXXXXXXX County, -STATE- at -ADDRESS-.  -BELL EMP.-
+said that phone service was set up at that residence for -DEFENDANT-.
+-BELL EMP.- said he continued the trap and trace until
+-DATE-, 1989. He said that during that period of time, frequent
+calls were made into the -COMPANY- system. The calls were usually made
+between 11:00 pm and 5:00 am.
+ 
+Smith said that during the time that Bell Telephone continued
+its trap and trace, -COMPANY- monitored its system to see what the caller
+was doing. Smith said that -COMPANY's- records indicate that most of
+the calls made into -COMPANY- during this period of time were of a
+searching nature. That is, the caller made frequent calls, one
+after another, using a different authorization number in each
+instance but using the same end destination phone number each time.
+The phone calls were made one or two per minute.
+ 
+I know, though my experience that these searching calls are made
+for the sole purpose of discovering valid authorization numbers so
+that the numbers can be used to make long distance phone calls for
+free. I know that once these valid codes are obtained, they are
+kept by the caller in notes, ledgers, papers or other medium.
+Smith told me that -COMPANY- verified that the caller was able to
+discover 12 valid codes in this manner and that many long distance
+phone calls were made from the -DEFENDANT-'s residence utilizing these
+stolen codes.
+ 
+I visited the residence of -DEFENDANT- and affirmed that the
+description of the place and premises given above is true and
+correct.
+ 
+WHEREFORE, your affaint asks for the issuance of a warrant that
+will authorize him to search said place and premises for said
+implements, instruments, property and items and to seize the same.
+ 
+ 
+                                   XXXXXXX XXXXX, Affaint
+ 
+ 
+SUBSCRIBED and SWORN to before me, by the said affaint on this the
+1 day of -DATE-, 1989.
+ 
+                                     XXXXXXXXXXX District Court
+                                      XXXXXXXX County, -STATE-
+                                   XXXXXXX XXXXX, Judge
+                                    XXXXXXX District Court
+                                      -STATE-
+                                        The above was a statement given by a law
+warrant. A warrant was issued, eqipment was confiscated, and the person in
+question was charged with several counts of credit card abuse.
+ 
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
+ 
+And that's all for ATI41.. We're continuing this in ATI42. So download that one
+now! Look for ATI43 in about a week!
+ 
+Take care, and stay out of trouble.
+
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+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+                     issue 42
+ 
+A continuation of ATI41..
+ 
+And now, here's some /<-Rad hacking info from Nightcrawler (516):
+ 
+***************************************************************************
+ 
+       Here are bits 'n pieces of things I thought I'd share with you.
+Nothing much...just a little bit of variety.
+ 
+     ()()()()()())()()()()(()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
+     ()    The first piece of info is a short program, called a    ()
+     ()    subroutine, that will allow  you access the  various    ()
+     ()    disk  accounts that  are part  of AMOS  -- the Alpha    ()
+     ()    Micro Operating System.  The program is as follows..    ()
+     ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
+;
+;Usage:  XCALL SETLOG, "dev:[p,pn]"
+;
+ 
+SEARCH SYS
+SEARCH SYSSYM
+ 
+VMAJOR=1.
+VMINOR=0.
+VSUB=0.
+VEDIT=100.
+VWHO=0.
+OBJNAM.SBR
+LO:PHDR-1,0,PH$REE!PH$REU
+CMPW@A3,#1
+JNEL130
+CMPW2(A3),#2
+JNEL156
+MOV4(A3),A2
+JOBIDXA4
+BYP
+ALF
+BNEL100
+LEAA1,64(A4)
+PACK
+GTDEC
+MOVWD1,66(A4)
+CMPB@A2,#133
+BNEL112
+INCA2
+L100:BYP
+CMPB@A2,#133
+BNEL112
+INCA2
+L112:NUM
+JNEL202
+GTPPN
+MOVWD1,24(A4)
+RTN
+L130:TYPESP<?Argument count>
+BRL226
+L156:TYPESP<?Argument type>
+BRL226
+L202:TYPESP<?Command format>
+L226:TYPECR<error in SETLOG.SBR>
+EXIT
+;
+END
+ 
+  The above program is usable only from within BASIC.  But first you
+  need to create it using the text editor called VUE.  You would type in
+  "VUE SETLOG.M68", and type in the program above.  Press your ESC key
+  and type "G" to compile the program.  After a short period of time, and
+  assuming there are no errors, you'll have a program called SETLOG.SBR,
+  which is what you want.  Next step is to enter BASIC by typing that in
+  at the prompt.  Next, you should type in this phrase exactly:
+ 
+ XCALL SETLOG, "DSK0:[1,4]"
+ 
+  Now exit it out of BASIC by typing "bye", and if all has gone well, you
+  should now be logged into DSK0:[1,4], also known as SYS:.  The account
+  can be anything you want, as long as you know what available accounts
+  are on the system you are calling into.  This is easily found out by
+  typing in MOUNT, which will give you a list of all mounted disks on the
+  system.  Follow this up with a PPN ?diskname? and you'll know where to
+  start.  The above subroutine is only really needed if an account is
+  password protected, which is rare.
+ 
+===========================================================================
+ 
+  Next up, a brief summary of special logon processes for a company called
+  CBI, or Credit Bureau Inc.  They have credit reports on a good portion
+  of the population.
+ 
+  Step 1> Dial via modem a local CBI number.
+  Step 2> Press the "RETURN" key twice.
+  Step 3> At the "Please sign on" prompt, respond with a line soemthing
+          like this:          999AA-11,ALICE,P.  <------Name or intials
+            Membership # -----^     ^---Security code
+          Make sure you end the sig-on line with a period (.).
+  Step 4> Press "RETURN" after signin.
+  Step 5> Wait until the terminal prints "Proceed".
+  Step 6> At this point, enter inquiries into the system.  At the minimum,
+          you should at least know the name and eith a partial address or
+          social security number for the person you are looking up.
+          In addition, CBI requires that each line you enter in ends with
+          a period.
+  Step 7> After finishing, press control-D to exit out.
+  Step 8> If any errors occur while doing a lookup, press asterisk (*)
+          key for each correction; this takes the place of the DEL key.
+ 
+===========================================================================
+ 
+Last, but not least, a qucik tutorial about a Blue Cross Unix system...
+ 
+[a]  Get connected and wait 10 secs, at which time the familiar "login:"
+prompt will appear.  Enter in the ID and password.  Remember to be in
+lower case, and that the password will not echo to your screen.
+ 
+[b]  If everything is cool, you should see:  "UNIX 3B2".  After that, any
+messages from Blue Cross will appear.  Based upon your log ID, a line pops
+up saying..."YOU HAVE 15 SECONDS TO READ THIS MESSAGE." Normal billing
+replies and remittances are sent to the screen.
+ 
+[c]  About 2-3 minutes later, after all the messages have stopped being
+displayed, another message shows up:  "YOU SHOULD HAVE RECEIVED TWO FILES".
+Then the '$' prompt appears, and you are now at the OS level.  I haven't
+played around with this too much (been too busy).
+ 
+[d]  If you want to erase any of the claims that were sent to you, type
+in "rcln" to delete the files.  The blue cross system will pause for a
+few seconds, and the $ will come back.
+ 
+[e]  When you want to submit claims (why?), type in "tmgr 14000", and send
+whatever you want to be sent to blue cross.  The message "THE 3B2 IS NOW
+READY FOR YOUR TRANSMISSION" is the key to look for.
+ 
+[f]  To exit off the system, just type in "logoff", and the blue cross CPU
+will say "GOODBYE!!!" and disconnect you.  Note: The claims submission
+process will automatically disconnect you, so make that your last option!
+ 
+ 
+-- Written by Nightcrawler (516) for Activist Times Inc.
+ 
+***************************************************************************
+North and South Dept......
+ 
+Here's something from my BBS, The Red Phone (201-748-4005).  A user on my BBS
+just moved up here to NJ from Texas, and here are some of his thoughts after
+someone on my bbs made a reference to "fucking texans":
+ 
+From: ANDROID POPE (#47)
+Date: 09/05/89 - 9:57 pm
+Subj: (R)twisted messages
+ 
+**I'M** one of the "FUCKING TEXAN'S", and let me tell you..
+Here is just one example...
+I went into a Safeway (a local grocery store chain) and asked for a
+"check cashing card".   They gave it to me and asked if I wanted top
+cash a check.   HELL YES!  Sure, I didn't have any money in my account,
+but what the hell, right?  I'll pay it later (and I have..).  Three times
+I went back to safeway and cashed **BAD** checks.  And Ive paid every
+one of them since..  NOW.....yes...  *NOW* I'm up east.
+ 
+To get a check card at my local A&P, I have to fill out this form and I
+get my little card in the mail (Postmaster, do not forward).  I went to
+a bank with a $900 check in my hot little hands to open an account
+(they had an ATM, my bank didn't), what happend?  They wanted
+(get this) a fucking ***CREDIT CARD**** before they would even open
+a ***FUCKING CHECKING ACCOUNT****.  What the hell is wrong with you
+people up here?
+ 
+I go to the grocery store and what do I see?????????????
+Fucking barricades so I can't take my shopping cart full of $110 worth
+of groceries to my car.   I've been ALL OVER Texas and have yet
+to see a grocery store with that kind of security.
+ 
+WHAT's my point?  You ass-holes up here have let it happen to you!
+Why didn't anyone protest when the local stores put up barricades
+to keep you from taking your groceries to you car, not the other
+way around?  What are you fucking yankees?  Stupid?
+This would ***********NEVER************* go over in Texas.
+The store would go out of business.
+ 
+That's all, reread it and capture it.  I'm pissed..
+ 
+Layter,
+                                +-ANDROID POPE-+
+ 
+ 
+Here's another post from a user in Argentina (further south, no doubt..):
+ 
+From: ALBERT FISCHER
+Date: 06/11/89
+Subj: .
+ 
+Wow! Ground Zero..can't believe what I read! You understand me!!
+To The Prophet: I am not against the US, but I am against them exploiting our
+people.  Anyway, there are few people here that can enjoy computers and techno-
+logy.  Im one of the lucky ones. But.. most Argentinians are not! And they work
+10-12 hr a day just to earn $50 us per month!!! And that's EXPLOITING! true
+that we depend on US and Europe, but it's true too, that we have no chance to
+get out of this situation, because YOU and europe regulate the world prices for
+everything we produce. The US and Europe don't wish us to be Japan or Germany,
+or someting like this....they just want us where we are. Because...you need
+that cheap workers to make difference which you invest in more and more tech-
+nology. So please stop talking of the billions spent in help. That billions are
+not help, that's because we worked so long, and what we need to not die from
+starvation, so you can continue with this silly game....like IBM, i.e. Why do
+you think there is an IBM factory in Argentina? In USA they must pay at least
+$1000 a month for each worker..here..it's OK to pay $50 a month, but it's not
+enough to sustain a whole family of 4 or 5 members....but...anyway, that's not
+YOUR problem, as all the Americans say... It's simple, they say, they can't pay
+more, because there would not be profits for them.... and that is a great LIE!!
+IBM was the greatest exporter last year....
+This is a game where two players are needed. One rich player, and one poor
+player. If the poor player DIES, the rich one can't keep playing, and winning.
+They can't keep selling their technology, and they can't continue exploiting
+the other people.
+ 
+The same would happen if the poor one goes socialist..Why do you think there
+are thousands of contras in Honduras and Nicaragua? Just for fun?.....KILLING
+PEOPLE THAT DO NOT WANT TO WORK FOR THE U.S.!!!!
+ 
+A.F.
+ 
+ 
+Right on, Albert!!!!!!!
+ 
+ 
+$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
+ 
+bit's -n- pieces.....
+ 
+Here's the address on some firm that sells a product which is supposed to make
+last night's joint undectable by a urine test.  I haven't written for info, so
+I guess just write to them and ask them for info or a catalog:
+ 
+Zydot Unlimited
+PO Box 9485
+Tulsa, OK 74151-0485
+ 
+There's a new chat system in New York. After Oct 1st there will be a monthly
+fee to access it, but it won't be much. There are a lot of cyberpunks hanging
+around on it, so call it at 212-721-0338 at 1200 baud..
+ 
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+That's all for ATI42.... Look for ATI43 soon! It'll be stupendous!
+ 
+As usual ;)  .............
+ 
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+This is not a love song.
+This is:
+ 
+ 
+    ****     ********    ********
+   ******    ********    ********
+  **    **      **          **
+  ********      **          **
+  **    **      **          **
+  **    **      **       ********
+  **    **      **       ********
+          c       i              n
+           t       m              c
+            i       e              .
+             v       s
+              i       ,
+               s
+                t
+ 
+ 
+Issue #43   October 18, 1989
+   Special Star Trek issue!
+ 
+Write to us:  Activist Times, Inc.
+              P.O. Box 2501
+              Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+ 
+===========================
+= info following brought  =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+ 
+ 
+Hi folks. First up, it's Prime Anarchist with Prime Anarchist World News:
+ 
+p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*
+ 
+PRIME ANARCHIST PRODUCTIONS Presents ATI, now a GZP - in case you didn't know
+that already. PAP, Activist Times Inc. and Ground Zero Productions all come
+under the same umbrella (but we're not trying to sell you insurance - just
+share some ideas).
+ 
+     "Check out special billing options....like accounting codes. These codes
+are dialed with the call (usually 2 digits). Calls come back summarized by
+code.
+     "One warning: most accounting codes are not 'restrictive', i.e. calls
+will go through for any 2 digits dialed, so this is not a good way to control
+abuse."
+     See possibilities there? I do. Adding 2 digits to a 14-digit Sprint or
+MCI card could force 17 calls to the same place to take up 17 lines. So
+--instead of your bill showing 17 calls to Oshkosh, Wyoming for a total of so
+many minutes, there will be 17 lines for those calls.  In other words, do a
+random number each time (99 possibilities for each call dialed) and the bill
+will come home in a box.
+     Looooooooooove that paper trail!
+     Best prank I've heard of so far?
+     23 year-old Joseph Mulcahey tried to withdraw money at his local bank.
+     Suddenly, police showed up and took him away. He says he had no idea
+someone days before scribbled "Give me $10,000. I have a gun." on the back of
+a withdrawal slip and put it back in the middle of the stack at the bank's
+table.
+     Dweezil hotline: dial 818-PUM-PKIN.
+     A real "war-on-drugz" would have to involve alcohol, tobacco, caffeine,
+valium, phenobarbitol, and many other substances. What we have before us is a
+witch hunt. I think Bush is going to "Blow his Wod".
+     Book review: "Loyalties" by Carl Bernstein. Carl tackles the issue of
+having a mom and dad who joined the Communist party. More than just commies,
+Mr. and Mrs. Bernstein were hard workers in the labor movement. Joining the
+Communist party just helped them getting around.
+     AROUAH!!!
+     I.D. trick of the month: Go to East Germany as a tourist. Get their
+version of a white card. Flock to West Germany as a "refugee".
+     West Germany is flooded with newbies. They'll give you instant citizenship
+, hence credentials.
+     Don't worry about the heavy American accent. Everyone speaks fluent
+English except us anyways.
+     Prime signing off now.
+     I be gone.
+     Bye bye.
+     NO CARRIER.
+ 
+ 
++-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
+ 
+                      --- The Roving Eavesdropper---
+ 
+We got a lot of compliments on the story called "Terrorism of a 976 Phone Sex
+Line" in ATI37. And the chat buffer in ATI34 got a lot of laughs, too. So, ATI
+will now have a new occasional feature called "The Roving Eavesdropper", where
+we will bring you possible conversations that possibly took place over the
+phone, over the modem (via buffers), or even in person.  We bring you this
+feature to represent reality. To show you humorous sides of human interaction
+that are normally not encountered. To just have some fun!!!
+ 
+So, in this issue we bring you a buffer from a chat system called Diversi-Dial.
+Diversi-Dial, or D-Dial as it is commonly referred to, is a 300-baud chat
+system run on an Apple computer and 7 modems and phone lines. It seems to
+sometimes attract a more interesting variety of individuals, as we will see
+now.
+ 
+When a + is shown, it means someone is had logged on. A - indicates someone
+logged off. Users who do not have a password (they cost between $5-$15 per
+month) have a time limit of 5 minutes on the system. The callers in this
+instance were all non-password holders, so you will see a lot of logging on and
+logging off, including the signons and signoffs of the person who buffered this
+fascinating conversation.
+                                        A /s gives a list of users online. So wh
+a short list. And any line beginning with P was a private message to the user
+who buffered this.
+                                        Anyway, on with the show:
+ 
+ 
+ 
+#6(T1:penile sensation) so whats up
+/s
+ 
+#1(T1:Living Abortion) 001
+#3(T1:PussHead) 001
+#6(T1:penile sensation) 002
+--> 07/15/86  1:11 AM
+#3(T1:PussHead) well
+-->. +
+ #4
+#3(T1:PussHead) the death toll
+#6(T1:penile sensation) cool
+#2(T1:blood filled) its been up most of the day
+-->. -
+ #4
+#3(T1:PussHead) I had a tall frosty glass of puss today
+#6(T1:penile sensation) what flavored puss?
+-->. +
+ #4
+#6(T1:penile sensation) hi 4
+#1(T1:Living Abortion) I had a "Bloody Mary"
+#6(T1:penile sensation) i only have those periodically, 1
+-->. -
+ #4
+#3(T1:PussHead) I like to eat scabs
+#6(T1:penile sensation) sorry, just a little humor there
+#3(T1:PussHead) the dry blood melts in my mouth
+#1(T1:Living Abortion) haha
+#3(T1:PussHead) not in my hands
+#1(T1:Living Abortion) hehe
+-->. +
+ #4
+#6(T1:penile sensation) hi 4!
+#3(T1:PussHead) High 4
+#1(T1:Living Abortion) hi 4
+#6(T1:penile sensation) like anal sex, 4?
+--> #6 Cutoff in 30 sec
+*6(T1:penile sensation) be back!
+#3(T1:PussHead) bye peni
+#3(T1:PussHead) peee ny
+#1(T1:Living Abortion) bye ps
+*6(T1:penile sensation) beback!
+*6(T1:penile sensation) oooooh
+-->. -
+ #4
+/I
+ 
+02861 Calls / 060 Today
+ 
+ 
+ 
+Welcome to:
+ 
+     -=*> Ascii Connection <*=-
+ 
+ 
+-->. +
+ #6
+-->. -
+ #4
+#3(T1:PussHead) re
+--> #3 Cutoff in 30 sec
+/w80
+--> Done
+--> #2 Cutoff in 30 sec
+--> #1 Cutoff in 30 sec
+ 
+*** /MB ***
+ 
+ Ascii message index: 2
+ 
+ /mj: D-DIAL numbers [8/11]
+ /ml: Wishes are like dishes +
+ /mm: Zen's zany world +
+ /mn: Ascii Connection news +
+ /mo: Maxx's message +
+ /mp: Profitic statements +
+ /mq: 2toneville +
+ 
+/hbleeding anus
+--> Done
+*1(T1:Living Abortion) repenile
+h
+*3(T1:PussHead) you guys
+*3(T1:PussHead) and penis
+-->. +
+ #4
+#6(T1:bleeding anus) hi!
+*1(T1:Living Abortion) hi 4
+#6(T1:bleeding anus) call back guys!
+P*1(T1:Living Abortion) haha
+*3(T1:PussHead) ok!
+-->. -
+ #1
+-->. -
+ #2
+-->. -
+ #3
+-->. -
+ #4
+-->. +
+ #1
+-->. +
+ #2
+-->. +
+ #4
+-->. +
+ #3
+#1(T1:?) whoa
+hi 1-4
+#6(T1:bleeding anus) hi 1-4
+#2(T1:Nose Bleed) hi
+#3(T1:craN) line 4 hates me...
+#2(T1:Nose Bleed) I had too much coke tonight
+#1(T1:Crusted) hi
+/s
+ 
+#1(T1:Crusted) 001
+#2(T1:Nose Bleed) 001
+#3(T1:craN) 001
+#4(T1:blood filled) 001
+#6(T1:bleeding anus) 002
+--> 07/15/86  1:16 AM
+#2(T1:Nose Bleed) hi cc
+#2(T1:Dan) HI guys! want to come to a thuper meeting?
+#1(T1:Crusted) hah
+#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) I'm old, gray, wrinkled, my tits sag..
+#4(T1:blood filled) ive been in and out today
+#1(T1:Crusted) in and out of who?
+#6(T1:bleeding anus) i like sex with young seminarians better
+#4(T1:blood filled) ive gotten into the habbit
+#2(T1:Dan) we can play thome thuper games!  like pin the poker in the anus!
+#1(T1:Crusted) is that why it bleeds?
+#2(T1:Dan) and slide and go squeek
+#6(T1:bleeding anus) yeah!
+/s
+ 
+#1(T1:Crusted) 002
+#2(T1:Dan) 002
+#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) 002
+#4(T1:blood filled) 002
+#6(T1:bleeding anus) 003
+--> 07/15/86  1:17 AM
+#1(T1:Crusted) hah
+#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) haha
+#4(T1:blood filled) i hear blood makes a good lubricant
+#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) hahaha
+#2(T1:Dan) blood makes such a good lubricant
+#2(T1:Dan) shit
+#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) haha
+#4(T1:blood filled) fuck you
+#2(T1:Dan) with blood?
+#4(T1:blood filled) a dried stick of it
+#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) I hear puss makes a better one
+#1(T1:Crusted) mmmmmmmmm
+#1(T1:Crusted) a dried stick of puss, mmmm
+#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) yummy
+--> #6 Cutoff in 30 sec
+#4(T1:blood filled) puss sticks
+*6(T1:bleeding anus) be back!
+tructions, enter:
+/I
+ 
+02867 Calls / 064 Today
+ 
+ 
+ 
+Welcome to:
+ 
+     -=*> Ascii Connection <*=-
+ 
+ 
+-->. +
+ #6
+/w80
+--> Done
+--> #4 Cutoff in 30 sec
+--> #3 Cutoff in 30 sec
+--> #2 Cutoff in 30 sec
+--> #1 Cutoff in 30 sec
+ 
+*** /MC ***
+ 
+ Ascii message index: 3
+ 
+ /mr: Rules of Ascii Connection
+ /ms: 0odspeak +
+ /mu: Guest subscribers list +
+      (updated soon)
+ /mz: Locked system information
+ 
+*3(T1:Pregnant Nun) 6, log off when we do and call back, then we will all
+ be synched
+#6(T1:?) call back guys
+*2(T1:Testtubeabortion)
+*4(T1:blood filled) wheres baby aims when you need her
+#6(T1:?) sync time
+*1(T1:Crusted) ya
+*1(T1:Crusted) haha
+*4(T1:blood filled) hell sync
+-->. -
+ #1
+-->. -
+ #2
+-->. -
+ #3
+-->. -
+ lcome to:
+ 
+     -=*> Ascii Connection <*=-
+ 
+ 
+-->. +
+ #6
+/wq
+#1(T1:?) hi 2-6
+/w80
+--> Done
+#2(T1:) hi
+/hsheep whore
+--> Done
+-->: +
+#4(T1:pregnant fetus) hi
+#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) haha
+#6(T1:sheep whore) rehi everyone
+#1(T1:Dried) hi 5
+#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) hahahahahahahhaa
+#1(T1:Dried) HAHAH
+#2(T1:GhostofJesus) hi
+#2(T1:GhostofJesus) im dead
+#5(T1:ROBIN) HI ALL
+#1(T1:Dried) hi Robin
+#6(T1:sheep whore) hi robin
+#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) the Virgin mary was a whore
+#4(T1:pregnant fetus) get in on some bird action
+#2(T1:GhostofJesus) the jews would crucify me all the time
+#1(T1:Dried) robin?
+#6(T1:sheep whore) robin hood and his band of merry men?
+#6(T1:sheep whore) ever have sex with a grizzly bear?
+#4(T1:pregnant fetus) guess thats what was meant by a double fuck
+#5(T1:ROBIN) YOU ALL KNIGHT PEOPLE ARE SO CRAYZY
+#1(T1:Dried) haha
+#1(T1:Dried) c'mon big boy, you know you want it up the ass
+#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) c'mon honey bun, slip it in my back door
+#4(T1:pregnant fetus) under your mudflaps
+#1(T1:Dried Clitoris) hah
+#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) bundtcakes
+#4(T1:pregnant fetus) the bigger the cushin the better the pushin
+#2(T1:Mother goose) hickory dickory dock the mouse pulled out his cock.
+  his orgasm begun and out came cum hickory dickory dock
+#5(T1:ROBIN) THI CUNVERSATION IS STUPID
+#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand
+#1(T1:Dried) the farther the punt, the larger the stunt
+/s
+ 
+#1(T1:Dried) 004
+#2(T1:Mother goose) 004
+#3(T1:Pregnant Nun) 004
+#4(T1:pregnant fetus) 004
+#5(T1:ROBIN) 003
+#6(T1:sheep whore) 004
+--> 07/15/86  1:24 AM
+--> Full
+#5(T1:ROBIN) CUTOFF
+--> #6 Cutoff in 30 sec
+--> #4 Cutoff in 30 sec
+--> #3 Cutoff in 30 sec
+--> #2 Cutoff in 30 sec
+--> #1 Cutoff in 30 sec
+ 
+*** /MF ***
+ 
+ Friday weather forecast:
+ 
+ Today will be partly sunny, but with a 40% chance of thunderstorms during
+ the day.
+ 
+ High/low: 82/65
+ 
+ 0ods
+ 
+*6(T1:sheep whore) cunt off
+*6(T1:sheep whore) baaaaaaaaa everyone!
+*3(T1:Pregnant Nun) hahahahaha
+*1(T1:Dried) hah
+-->. -
+ #2
+*3(T1:Pregnant Nun) baaaaa!
+#5(T1:) BYE ALL
+*1(T1:Dried) bye
+-->. -
+ #4
+/w80
+--> Done
+#6(T1:?) re
+#2(T1:Mother Goose) slice
+#2(T1:Mother Goose) with 10 % cherry juice
+#1(T1:blood) hsaha
+/hhot fur demon
+--> Done
+#3(T1:popped cherry) rip me
+#1(T1:blood) haha
+#6(T1:hot fur demon) hi
+#3(T1:popped cherry) hahaha
+#2(T1:Mother Goose) haha
+#2(T1:Goose Mother) ooOooOOo
+#3(T1:popped cherry) I WONDER WHO 6 is! <duh>
+#1(T1:blood) haha
+#6(T1:hot fur demon) hmmm
+/s
+ 
+#1(T1:blood) 003
+#2(T1:Goose Mother) 003
+#3(T1:popped cherry) 003
+#4(T1:?) 003
+#6(T1:hot fur demon) 002
+--> 07/15/86  1:28 AM
+#2(T1:Mummy sex) i want to go to egypt and fuck some corpses
+#6(T1:hot fur demon) yeah!
+#2(T1:Mummy sex) those dead ones turn me on
+#1(T1:blood) hahahaha
+#6(T1:hot fur demon) i like to fuck skeletons
+-->: +
+ #5:?:#375$
+#6(T1:hot fur demon) with BONERS
+#1(T1:blood) hi 375
+#4(T1:?) fuck you 375
+#1(T1:blood) you are the father of my unborn child, 375?
+#3(T1:oozing red liqui) naaa, I wanna go to ancient greece and fuck a goddess
+ whos been dead for over 2000 years
+--> #4 Cutoff in 30 sec
+--> #3 Cutoff in 30 sec
+--> #2 Cutoff in 30 sec
+--> #1 Cutoff in 30 sec
+ 
+*** /MH ***
+ 
+Well....
+ 
+        There might be a message here later.
+ 
+ 
+#6(T1:hot fur demon) into anal sex, 5?
+#5(T1:=izer) hi all
+#6(T1:hot fur demon) sync time again
+#5(T1:=izer) call back 1,2,3,4
+*2(T1:Mummy sex) I want to fuck sea animals
+-->. -
+ #4
+-->. -
+ #2
+-->. -
+y
+ 
+ 
+ 
+Welcome to:
+ 
+     -=*> Ascii Connection <*=-
+ 
+ 
+-->: +
+ #6
+-->: +
+ #3
+/w80
+--> Done
+#2(T1:?) fuck you izer
+/hquad
+#1(T1:Raging Erection)
+#5(T1:=izer) now now childre
+#5(T1:=izer) n
+/hquad-dildoe
+--> Done
+#6(T1:quad-dildoe) hi
+#4(T1:horny infant) give it to  me
+#6(T1:quad-dildoe) hahahaa
+#3(T1:Reddened Pink) hahaha
+/hpulsing purple
+--> Done
+#1(T1:Cripple) who stole my wheelchair?
+#5(T1:=izer) are you all friends?
+#6(T1:pulsing purple) hey great
+#2(T1:Tidalwave) hi
+#4(T1:horny infant) sink me with your pink torpedo
+#3(T1:Reddened Pink) hahaha
+#3(T1:Reddened Pink) <fire away!>
+#5(T1:=izer) how old r ya
+#2(T1:Tidalwave) I want your throbbing shaft of love inside of me
+#5(T1:=izer) 8? 9?
+#3(T1:Reddened Pink) old enough to know how and young enuff to do it well
+#1(T1:Cripple) well the infant is 6 months old
+#1(T1:Cripple) I am impotent
+#5(T1:=izer) do all of u have orgys together?
+#3(T1:Reddened Pink) yes, every nite
+#4(T1:horny infant) you just get fucked over
+#2(T1:Tidalwave) ya, with your momma
+#6(T1:pulsing purple) i want your cane up my ass, cripple
+#3(T1:Reddened Pink) hahaha
+P#2(T1:Tidalwave) hahaha
+#1(T1:Cripple) hahaha
+#2(T1:Tidalwave) hahahah
+#5(T1:=izer) u all must be friends
+#1(T1:Cripple) Its not a cane but a walker
+#3(T1:Reddened Pink) I've never done it in a wheelchair before
+#2(T1:Tidalwave) I have 6, no make that 7, 7 flavors
+#2(T1:Tidalwave) for the entire family
+#6(T1:pulsing purple) hahaha
+#2(T1:Tidalwave) go ahead, bring the kids
+#5(T1:=izer) why do u insist on all being gross?
+#1(T1:Cripple) shut up izer
+#5(T1:=izer) or?
+#2(T1:Tidalwave) fuck you izer, you fucking nerd
+--> #5 Cutoff in 30 sec
+*5(T1:=izer) or
+#1(T1:Cripple) why do you insist on being an asshole?
+#6(T1:pulsing purple) bye =fucker
+#1(T1:Cripple) haha
+#4(T1:horny infant) fuck off =izer
+#2(T1:Tidalwave) hahaha
+-->. -
+ #5:=izer:#375$
+#3(T1:pink pleasure) why dont you just stay the fuck out?
+#1(T1:Cripple) hahaa
+/s
+ 
+#1(T1:Cripple) 004
+#2(T1:Tidalwave) 004
+#3(T1:pink pleasure) 004
+#4(T1:horny infant) 004
+#6(T1:pulsing purple) 004
+--> 07/15/86  1:34 AM
+P#1(T1:Cripple) who is this?
+#2(T1:Tidalwave) lets go twit some system
+P#1(T1:Cripple) this is a cripple
+#3(T1:pink pleasure) no!
+--> #6 Cutoff in 30 sec
+--> #4 Cutoff in 30 sec
+--> #3 Cutoff in 30 sec
+--> #2 Cutoff in 30 sec
+--> #1 Cutoff in 30 sec
+ 
+*** /MN ***
+ 
+Well....
+ 
+        There might be a message here later.
+ 
+ 
+*1(T1:Cripple) ya
+*6(T1:pulsing purple) well this is it for me
+*6(T1:pulsing purple) bye kids
+*1(T1:Cripple) paradise
+*2(T1:Tidalwave) bye 6
+*3(T1:pink pleasure) we are all so nicely synched, WE OWN Ascii right now
+*6(T1:pulsing purple) all buffered
+*4(T1:horny infant) gang banged by the system
+*1(T1:Cripple) electric
+-->: +
+ #5:?:#375$
+*2(T1:Tidalwave) fuck you izer
+/hfuck me
+--> Done
+#5(T1:?) rehi
+              ***END OF BUFFER***
+ 
+ 
+Wasn't that special? Look in ATI44 for a great story called "Typical
+Converstion Heard at a Suburban Mall". It'll knock your socks off!!
+ 
+ 
+flash flash flash flash flash flash flash flash flash flash flash flash flash
+ 
+Now for a special announcement:
+ 
+ 
+RC Cola drinkers, unite.
+Boycott Pepsi.
+ 
+     Wayne Calloway, Pepsico's Chairman also sits of Exxon's Bored of
+Directors. Exxon and Pepsi are both bad on the First Ammendment (not to
+mention the environment! -GZ). Pepsico's address is Purchase, NY 10577; fone
+number is 914-253-2000.
+ 
+Suggestions:
+ 
+1. Light up their switchboard.
+2. Tear up your Exxon card.
+3. Don't buy Exxon gas or other products.
+4. Tape or crazy-glue all Pepsi vending machines.
+5. Write "Pepsi Boycott" in the street in front of major sidewalk promotions.
+6. Jam Pepsi ads on your local TV station (We're not in the Max Headroom days
+yet! -GZ)
+7. Buy your grocer's homemade colas.
+8. Get the Coke recipe and brew your own.
+9. Start drinking iced tea.
+10. Hijack a Pepsi truck and and drive it off a cliff (dress up like an Indian
+or a Coke deliveryman).
+11. Call your operator and pose this rhetorical question: "On your next break
+will you drink a Pepsi, which stands for censorship, or will you participate
+in the boycott?"
+ 
+So next time you want to make the choice of a New Generation, pop open a Royal
+Crown.
+ 
+GZ's note: Don't forget other Pepsi products, like Slice. If in doubt, check
+the can or label.
+ 
+$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$-$
+ 
+And now, a story from the 10-17-89 issue of The Sun. For all you Trekkies like
+me! Read it and laugh:
+ 
+Hundreds of Trekkies Shave Their Heads to Look Like Captain Picard--
+ 
+            (Typed in from a tabloid called THE SUN)
+ 
+     The next generation of trekkies has had it with the fake Vulcan ears of
+Mr. Spock --they're shaving their heads to look like Captain Picard!
+     Bald heads are popping up all over the country as more and more
+spaced-out STAR TREK fans pay tribute to the skinhead Enterprise captain of
+TV's STAR TREK: THE NEXT GENERATION.
+     "STAR TREK isn't just a TV show, it's a way of life", says bald Kevin
+Johnson, 23. "And Captain Picard is the best example of what the Enterprise
+crew stands for.
+     "Shaving your head is the ultimate test for a Trekkie to show his
+allegiance."
+     While older STAR TREK fanatics are free to do what they want with thier
+hair, parents are alarmed that growing numbers of young children are taking
+razors to their scalps.
+     Mad mom Marlene Peterson forbid her 10-year old son Gary from watching
+his favorite show when he arrived at the breakfast table sporting a Captain
+Picard top.
+     "I could have dropped dead", she recalls.
+     "He had used his father's electric razor the night before and shaved off
+every hair.
+     "When I screamed at him he just shrugged and said all the kids were doing
+it."
+     STAR TREK has always had a large group of steadfast loyal fans who'll go
+to amazing extremes to imitate their heroes.
+     But according to Dr. Louise Fitzgibbon, a top psychologist who has
+studied the phenomenon, Captain Picard is an especially attractive role model.
+     "He is very dedicated and professional", she says.
+     "Although he seems unemotional on the surface, he will make any sacrifice
+for his crew.
+     "To devoted trekkies, he is the man of the future, and for them, shaved
+heads are the final frontier."
+ 
+poetryCORNERpoetryCORNERpoetryCORNERpoetryCORNERpoetryCORNERpoetryCORNER
+ 
+Now, a poem from Ramin S. (213)
+ 
+The time
+allotted for
+you to dial has been
+exceeded... Please hang by
+your neck
+till dead.
+ 
+               -- Ramin S.
+ 
+(That's kind of like what the fone compaany thinks of its public...Heh.)
+ 
+Now for a great poem I saw in Environmental Action magazine:
+ 
+ 
+          WHAT KING GEORGE SAYS
+ 
+"It's sweet and it doesn't have any of that stuff theey spray on the apples"
+ 
+        -George Bush, on why he drinks carrot juice (Newsweek, March 27, 1989)
+ 
+He ought to know,
+head of a government that
+okays carcinogens on
+our apples, grapes and
+other produce.
+Friend of Uniroyal, which makes Alar.
+Buddy of the fruit and vegetable cartels.
+Overseer of comprador governments that
+spray DDT on their own field hands.
+ 
+Carrot juice, though less dangerous,
+is not cheap, nor available in Safeway,
+Kroger or Winn-Dixie.
+It's the juice of those who know,
+those who can afford to shop
+in gourmet health food stores.
+ 
+As for the masses, King George says:
+LET 'EM EAT ALAR
+ 
+                  -- Bob Slaymaker
+ 
+Alar is a ripening agent used mainly on apples and is a known carcinogen.
+And it looks like the masses ARE going to eat Alar. The federal government is
+buying out a 15-million surplus created when the serious effects of Alar became
+widely publicized. These apples will be distributed to the poor. They will not
+be tested for Alar content.
+ 
+==============================================================================
+ 
+A major quake happened in Northern California, affecting San Francisco,Oakland,
+San Jose and other cities. I hope the people affected get the best help
+possible. At least ol' Bush was kind enough to declare the area a disaster
+area, and federal aid will soon follow.
+ 
+That's all for ATI43. See you on the dark side of the moon!
+
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+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+                     issue 44
+ 
+November 15, 1989
+ 
+Our address:   Activist Times, Inc.
+               P.O. Box 2501
+               Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+ 
+ 
+===========================
+= info following brought  =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+ 
+ 
+Numbers Run:
+ 
+619-298-4844 CRONOS
+516-922-wine dial a dirty joke.
+516-751-2600 2600 magazine
+201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
+202-456-1414 Bush's desk
+203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline
+415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine
+619-375-1234 time and temp
+415-923-0900 PEACENET.
+212-966-5000 National Lawyers Guild
+800-833-news National Student News
+Service/ Hunger Campaign
+303-499-7111 Atomic Clock
+k800-999-9999 Covenant House's 9-Line for runaways and their parents to call for
+800-527-5018 Specialized Products Co. Call for catalog!
+201-748-4005 The Red Phone BBS!!!!
+ 
+ 
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+ 
+Hi folks! It's time for Prime Anarchist World News!
+ 
+Hola, Buena. How goes it? Prime here. I cannot believe we're over 40 issues
+old already.
+ 
+Great. Whelp, here's some more PAWN, ok?
+ 
+     The first receivers of fone calls said, "Ahoy-ahoy", instead of the later
+greeting, "Hello".
+     10288 is 10-A-T-T. Neat, huh? 10488 is 10-I-T-T. Fitting. How the (10222)
+MCI signifies is beyond me. They were probably just late arranging an
+assignment.
+     Oct. 16th, a guy held up a motel. He stole cash, checks and the
+telephone. He got away, because the desk clerk had no way to call police until
+after he left.
+     Caffeine freaks: 2 teabags'll work, extra ground'll work; but a chocolate
+bar dropped in your cup will not. Sure, it'll add caffeine, but you won't be
+happy with the taste. The stuff that rises to the top resembles soggy bread,
+bot to sight and taste. And the stuff left at the bottom after you drink will
+sit at the bottom of your stomach for 75 minutes. Drop in two no-doz, or a
+vivarin, if you must, but make sure there's already something in el stomacho.
+     Sing this to the tune of "pattycake" (the old mother goose rhyme?):
+ 
+     tammy fay, tammy fay,
+     bakker's wife.
+     pray that he
+     doesn't get life.
+ 
+     Judging from the affadavit (for a phreaker's arrest) printed in issue 41,
+do they really feel safe to assume that an autodialer, a cassette recorder, a
+floppy disc, a modem, a telephone and (or) a computer is a direct sign of
+crime? Holy schmoley, Foley. Sure we've seen these things used and abused. The
+DEVICE is not a threat. Wake up, cops. You're playing the fool.
+     AMOS I have never worked with. Is it new? How old? How about someone
+in-the-know (or in-the-think) giving a class on it? Share the wealth, Arouah!!
+     Hey "Fucking Texan" (Android Pope) Let's get something clear. Yankees
+are not all bad. And especially not stupid. Just that many of them have been.
+There are good AND bad in all kinds of people. If you resort to generalizations
+like you did in your message, you ARE the "fucking texan" you so resent being
+called.
+     The US and NATO forces are definitely working to destabilize countries
+like Albert Fischer's Argentina. It maintains our "high" way of life here in
+the states; but it's extremely dangerous. Very volatile. What you key in on,
+Fischer, is very accurate. This also happens in Texas.
+     Radio Shack pays about $70 a month for Mexicans to come help build Tandy
+computers and camcorders. SO WHY DO TX's AND REALISTICtm PRODUCTS STILL COST
+SO @#*@!ing MUCH TO BUY THESE DAYS??? Us Americans are almost criminal for
+even ALLOWING this to continue.
+     Nice captures of D-Dial. Let's see ore people sending in stuff they find
+on BBS's, on escalators, in malls, upstairs on the doubledecker bus, or while
+riding an emu, or a buffalo.
+     I have a few really good printouts (about a year old) from a chat system
+in East Germany. I'll hafta find them and share. Thing is-- I won't be able to
+get them out of my SDB til December or so. Whatch --for-- it.
+     Do you read the New York Slimes, or NewsSpeak magazine? Let's hear what
+mags, papers, rags, or books you all like, dislike, don't care about, etc.
+     Well, I have to do it. Sorry. A couple of quake jokes. I know they still
+hurt, so I'll get 'em out of the way now, and move on.
+     Everyone's tryin' to figure out if it was the San Andreas fault, or the
+Haymer fault, or what. I don't care whose fault it was, it was devastating.
+     The rice-a-roni building burnt down; they had to sell out. Guess who
+bought them? Shake-n-Bake. (Keep your day job!!! -GZ)
+     All new--x-rated TV weekly cartoon using clay figurines called gum-me and
+poke-me.
+     When asked how old, I usually say, "old enough to know better, but young
+enough to do it anyways."
+     Hey, Ramin (213). Speaking about the fone click people -- I picked up the
+receiver the other day and popped a dime in. I dialed the local number I
+wanted.
+     "ITI operator", she cuts in. "Would you like normal service, or the
+special service for an additional 35 cents?"
+     I told her I couldn't afford the special service, so I settled for normal
+service.
+     "Thank you for using ITI", she told me and hung up. Click. That's it.
+Nothing. I lost my dime, never got my call thru, and ran out of money.
+     "Blessed are the young, for they are going to inherit the national debt"
+--Hoover.
+     Janet Jackson must have the same face painter, and hairstylist as
+Micheal, and his monkey. All three look identical.
+     "Pax intrantibus" --Merton. Peace to all who enter.
+     Best time to eat pizza is 5:53 in the morning, cold. Canoeing is fun.
+(did I spell that right???)
+     I'm going to write a song called "parchese with 7 pieces missing," just
+so the New York Slimes, NewsSpeak, and the Small Street Urinal have to print
+"..and the band played 'parchese with 7 pieces missing.'"
+     Found: Left handed pool cue. Brown wood, white pearl inlay. Engraved,
+initials H.A. Call 1-800-eat-shit.
+     By the way, last night I called 1-800-eat-shit, and it was busy. So I
+guess it's a popular business now. I still haven't been able to get through.
+I'll post resultz if you try to too.
+     Neat. Titanium teeth. If you're afraid your fillings won't outlive you
+like your teeth will; you can have titanium teeth installed. They cost $1500
+bucks each. All it'll cost you for both uppers AND lowers is $8000. "I'll buy
+that for a dollar" --skid roper (who else??)
+ 
+Oh well, that's about it for this bit. I will ketch you l'8 r.
+ 
+prime.
+ 
+alert alert alert alert alert alert alert alert alert alert alert alert alert
+ 
+I just got a mailing from GMHC, a New York organization working to help AIDS
+victims and their families, educate people about AIDS, and more. I'll summarize
+it for you:
+ 
+Burroughs Wellcome, producer of the drug AZT known to help AIDS patients, has
+just lowered the price of AZT by 20% to about $6,400 a year.
+ 
+But it's still far too costly. Especially since Burroughs Wellcome will NOT
+reveal the cost of producing the drug to ANYONE, not the public, and not even
+Congress.
+ 
+Their refusal to disclose the cost of producing the drug or further reduce its
+price is especially unfair, since the Ameerican taxpayers have paid for AZT
+three times.
+ 
+First, the US government gave Burroughs Wellcome financial assistance and tax
+credits for research. Then, taxpayers picked up the tab for most of the
+clinical trials for AZT. And now, the federal government is their largest
+customer with Medicaid and other assistance programs. As the 9/15/89 Wall
+Street Journal stated: "AZT's profits are something of a windfall", since
+Burroghs Wellcome "didn't create the compound, it wasn't the first to discover
+its effectiveness against AIDS-type retroviruses, it didn't discover its
+effectiveness against AIDS itself and it didn't conduct the first human tests.
+Much of that work was done by other scientists, some at the National Institute
+of Health with federal funding."
+ 
+A 50% price cut would double the number the federal government can help in AZT
+assistance. GMHC asks all concerned people (and you should all be concerned!)
+to:
+ 
+1- Call Burroughs Wellcome at 1-800-922-9292 and tell them "Thanks, but it's
+not enough!"
+ 
+2- Send GMHC a note asking them to add your name to their petition which will
+be directed to the White House, Congress, the New York congressional
+delegation and Burroughs Wellcome. The petition states:
+ 
+"Access to medical care and affordable medicines must be made available for
+HIV-positive people. We are tired of programs which offer too little, too
+late. We want action now!"
+ 
+And when you send your note, send a contribution to GMHC if you can.
+ 
+Note: I can't find GMHC's address. If you wish to contact them, call New York
+City information (212)555-1212 and ask for the number for Gay Men's Health
+Crisis and call them. They will give you the address to write to.
+ 
+-----------------more stuff on AIDS-------------->
+ 
+Tens of thousands of Americans have died from AIDS. And today there are
+600,000 KNOWN cases of AIDS. The number of people who are HIV-positive and
+don't know it is probably extremely high.
+ 
+The money dedicated to researching a cure for AIDS is less than 1% of the
+total money given by the federal government for medical research.
+ 
+About 2,000 babies are born with AIDS each year in New York city alone.
+ 
+HBO had an excellent documentary on called "Common Threads: Stories from the
+Quilt" on the air recently. The story centered around a quilt that has over
+15,000 panels, each one dedicated to someone who had died of AIDS, and told
+the specific stories of five AIDS victims who had died: three gay men, a
+former IV drug user who stopped using too late to avoid AIDS, and a 10-yr old
+hemopheliac boy who got the virus through a blood transfusion. The stories
+were very moving, and the entire show presented a lot of facts about AIDS and
+our government's failure to respond to the crisis. If HBO shows this special
+again, do catch it.
+ 
+If anyone would like more information about the Names Project Quilt dedicated
+to those who have died of AIDS, the address is: Names Project, PO Box 14573,
+San Francisco, CA 94114. Fone number is 415-863-5511.
+ 
+There is a BBS dedicted to providing information about AIDS. It's called the
+AIDS Information BBS, and it has sections providing facts about AIDS,
+statistics about AIDS, infomation about organizations that help AIDS victims,
+legal advice, and more. Call this BBS at 415-626-1246. Sysop is Ben Gardiner.
+Adress is: PO Box 1528, San Francisco, CA, 94101.
+ 
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+                           The Roving Eavesdropper
+ 
+Now for a story about three men talking in a shopping mall. Because two of the
+men's names were not known, they are referred to in the story as A and B.
+ 
+"Typical Conversation Overheard at a Suburban Mall"
+ 
+     One day I was sitting at the food court at a shopping mall, one of the
+great meccas of suburban culture. I sat at a table adjacent to the center of
+the mall, with its numerous fountains, benches, winding staircases and mall
+rats (people addicted to hanging out in these malls) of all ages.
+     I became interested in a fascinating conversation taking place near me.
+Two guys sat on a bench near me with their backs towards me. They both wore
+ragged t-shirts and jeans, and had long hair. Both of them wore baseball caps
+trned backwards, one of them a Metallica cap. They were talking to another guy
+named Steve, who worked at one of the many food concessions. They were
+conversing about a woman they all knew:
+     "Hey, you know that girl Cathy? Theone who hangs out at Joe's Bar?",
+asked A.
+     "Uh, which one? What does she look like?", asked B.
+     "If you knew her you would KNOW who we're talking about", said Steve with
+a laugh. "She gets, uh, kinda funny when she's drunk."
+     "Oh, yeah," said Steve. "I know the one."
+     "She gets so damn horny when she's drunk. She was drunk over at Joe's the
+other night and gave me a really big kiss for no reason at all," stated A.
+     "She's always there. I don't know who watches her kids while she's
+there," said Steve.
+     "How old is she?" asked A.
+     "She's thirty-eight. With three kids," said Steve.
+     "Yeah, well, whenever she's at that bar she's always hanging all over all
+the guys there. Especially the young guys. When I was in there the other night
+she was hugging and kissing all of them. She knew all their names," said B in
+a disgruntled manner.
+     "You've seen her there?" asked A.
+     "Yeah. I took her there one night and she was flirting with all the young
+guys. She knew every one of them," said B angrily.
+     "She always gets really drunk," added Steve.
+     "And then she'll do anyone," said B. "But I don't want to do her. I could
+do her anytime I want, but I don't want to see what she looks like after
+having had three kids."
+     "Yeah, I know what you mean," replied A.
+     "You know man, I brought her over to meet my friend Roy once. You know,
+the one who's an auto body mechanic?" Steve and A nodded. "Well, he took a
+liking to her and I had to leave her there alone with him! And then he
+actually GAVE her one of his cars to drive around in. I couldn't fucking
+believe it!" exclaimed B.
+     "Is that thee Ford I saw her driving a couplee of weeks ago?" asked
+Steve. "That's a nice car."
+     "Yeah, that's the one. Now she's driving around in his car picking up
+young guys," grumbled B.
+     "Hey I hear her sister and her daughter are the same way," chided Steve.
+     "Her daughter's seventeen, right? Too young," mused A, looking down at
+the tile floor.
+     "Yeah," answered Steve. "But then again, she's not too much like her
+mother. No one's quite like Cathy..."
+     "Hey, I could do Cathy in a minute, man," said B with a wave of his arm.
+"But I just don't want to see what she looks like after having three kids." B
+turned to Steve. "Hey do you know anyone that did her?" he asked Steve.
+     Steve shook his head and developed a slight grin.
+     "Hey man, why don't you do her this weekend and tell me how it was?"
+asked B, hopefully. Steve's response was another shake of his head and a grin.
+     B looked at the floor for a moment and cracked a half-smile. "When she
+was drunk one night at Joe's she almost fell down and I put my arm around her.
+Her waist DID seem kinda slender.. and nice...," His voice trailed off as his
+eyes stared ahead. Steve and A exchanged a smirky glance.
+     "She's at this bar a lot," noted A. "Does she have a lot of money to
+drink with?"
+     "No. Get the picture?" answered Steve.
+     "Yeah, I get it," A responded with a laugh.
+     "Hey I think I'll call her later," mused B. "You got her nummber?" he
+asked Steve.
+     "Yeah, it's home though," said Steve.
+     "Oh, I'll hafta get it from you later," said B as he rose. "You heading
+over to Joe's now?"
+     "Yeah," answered Steve, rising.
+     "How bout you?" B asked A.
+     A stood up and stretched. "Yeah, let's go", he said, slapping B on the
+shoulder.
+     Although it certainly couldn't be discerned from their conversation, when
+A and B turned around and faced my direction, their faces showed that they
+were approximately in their earlt thirties.
+     The three headed towards the door and walked out into the early autumn
+evening, laughing.
+ 
+ 
+ 
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+ 
+ 
+                 Notes from Ground Zero.......
+ 
+     Bush was in NJ and Virginia the friday before Election Day to help out in
+the gubernatorial races in those states. And when Bush came to NJ, he visited
+none other than my town Bloomfield.
+     Most of the spectators could not get close to the grandstand, however.
+This was because it was sectioned off with gates, and a ticket had to be
+obtained from the Republican comittee in advance. There were a bunch of
+neo-Nazi Yuppie-type young Rebublicans guarding the entrance to the sectioned-o
+ff area, taking tickets. But they weren't very smart, as I outsmarted them and
+snuck in anyway. Some time later, I encountered a guy I knew in high school
+who I used to argue with about politics. And he was carrying a pro-choice
+sign, to my surprise.
+     "Hey man, good to see you're on the right side now!" I exclaimed. "How
+did you get in with that sign? They only allow pro-Republican signs on this
+side."
+     "I just walked in," he answered. "No one stopped me."
+     "Hey, you can't carry that over here!" shouted one of the yuppie Young
+Republicans. "Get out of here."
+     "Well, I see plenty of YOUR signs on this side," I answered.
+     "THESE signs," began the right-wing fascist, "are cleared with the Secret
+Service to appear before the President and be photographed by the media. YOUR
+signs are not. They could have subversive messages on them!"
+     "Oh come on, that's ridiculous..." I began, but was interrupted by a very
+tall, muscular man in a trench coat who walked swiftly up to my friend and I,
+grabbing us by the arm.
+     "All right, out you go," he said, pushing us outside the entrance into
+the crowd on the other side. My friend and I stepped back inside, but he
+pushed us back out again. I was about to ask him what authority he had to
+throw us out, but gave up and joined the pro-choice demonstrators, whose
+numbers were impressive.
+     Some of the young Republicans tried to block us by holding their signs in
+a way so that ours could not be seen. But they tired of that, and lowered
+them. A few minutes later, two young men tried to block our signs by actually
+having one climb on the other's shoulders and holding up the American flag.
+Ironic, eh?
+     "Anyone got a light?" I asked loudly. The demonstrators laughed.
+ 
+     Well, anyway, both Republican gubernatorial candidates Bush tried to help
+that day lost. Jim Florio won in NJ, and in Virginia, the first Black governor
+in American history was elected.
+     Speaking of the Bushs, I kinda like Barbara Bush. I think she's more, er,
+real than ol' Nancy Reagan, who always had that sick smile pasted on her face
+that looked sooooooo phony. Anyway, here's someting Barbara Bush said that I
+really liked: There was a rumor going around saying that she weighed 135
+pounds (which is impossible). Our First Lady responded to that rumor by
+saying, "I was BORN weighing 135!". All right!
+     "Hard Copy" is another yellow-journalistic, exploitation show that's
+aired on CBS. A few weeks ago, they showed color films, that they claimed were
+"home movies" made of Hitler and his close friends, filmed by Eva Braun. They
+looked fake. Then, a few days ago they showed "home movies" of Leona Helmsley.
+Gimme a break.
+     Peru - with all the hype about Colombia and the drug cartels, I didn't
+know that actually 60% of the coccaine in the US comes from Peru. Peru is a
+mess. They have a social democratic gov't that's failing, 2 bands of comunist
+guerrillas that control part of the country. And it's claimed that the drug
+lords pay the guerrillas with guns and money to allow them to grow coccaine in
+their territory. (Now THAT'S a disgrace) One of the guerrilla bands is the
+Maoist, hard-line communist Shining Path, which has ties to the Revolutionary
+Communist Party and the Revolutionary Communist Youth Brigade in the US
+(remember the guy who took the flag-burning case to the Supreme Court? He's a
+member of those organizations). Anyway, now a right-wing dude wants to run for
+president in Peru. Ha. He won't have much luck straightening up the mess  if
+he wins.
+     Berlin-- we're seeing history in the making. Hey, did you know that each
+first-time E German visitor to W. Germany gets about $55 from the W. German
+government to spend? Good deal! But, the exodus to W. Germany seems to be over
+for now. Most E. Germans ony want to visit the west, citing drugs, homelessness
+problems in W. Germany, and the fact that the pay about 1/10 as much as W.
+Germans do for rent, and the fact that their friends and family is in the East
+as reasons for not emigrating.
+ 
+     El Salvador -- Are we about to see the guerrillas win the civil war? I
+don't see either side willing to compromise much in a political solution, so I
+would hope that the guerrillas take over and end it already. Many people in
+the US are calling for an end to aid to the Salvadoran government, but being
+that we've been giving them about $1 million per DAY for over 10 years, I
+don't see that happening.
+     Well, talk at ya later...
+ 
+ 
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+ 
+We're just about out of space, so look for ATI45 real soon!
+ 
+Take care and be creative!
+
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+ 
+ Issue #45  December 5, 1989!!
+    Special Bits-n-Pieces Issue!
+ 
+ Our address:  Activist Times, Inc.
+               P.O. Box 2501
+               Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+ 
+ 
+ Hi, welcome to ATI. We'll make this a relatively short one.. In this issue we
+ have some miscellaneous things that we're sure you'll enjoy. Read on!
+ 
+ P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*P*A*W*N*
+ 
+ Now it's time for another great column by Prime Anarchist, The Prime Anarchist
+ World News:
+ 
+ Dear Sirs:
+ 
+ Please send me information on your dead seals. I understand you have them
+ frozen. I am most interested in the furs and any oils that can be extracted.
+ I'll be throwing the rest of them away.
+ oops, wrong letter. grettings phellow peploids. Prime, back at you with more
+ PAWN. Prime Anarchist World News tonight is brought to you by ATI in
+ conjunction with AJAX, Palmolive, and Mr. Clean (as you know, the guy on the
+ Mr. Clean bottle is Tom Metzger, white supremacy fascist. He won't be too
+ pleased to know that he's helped out with postage here).
+      GREAT TRASHING IDEA. read this, and collect 3 accrediteed points towards
+ your degree in phreak101. You must be majoring in garbology, or at least
+ willing to minor in it. Typing rooms. If there is a typing room in your local
+ library, check out their garb cans. They are an excellent source of all kinds
+ of info, as many people use these facilities to type up resumes, job
+ applications, and loan applications.
+      Monica DeGrieff. Remember her? She looks really bad. Dark circles under
+ her eyes, all strung out, she looks likeshe's doing a nervous breakdown soon.
+ Last month she resigned as mayor of Bogota, Colombia. Probably saved her life.
+      Earl Grey tea is very good, if you can find it.
+      The White House Press Office is back up. 1-800-424-9090. Reporters call
+ it so they can pretend they went to DC and report on Bush. Sometimes comical,
+ once in a blue moon, informative, the # is worth your dime (I thought the call
+ is phree! -GZ)
+      Steal This Dirt-- Members of the Hackberry Hill Brethren Grace Church
+ arrived to "la culta" one Sunday morning to find 3 feet of the dirt surroundin
+  their church gone.  Who took it? A construction company called Ames. They
+ used the dirt to build Interstate 76. The case is still in court. Hey, I say
+ if you can get your materials free of charge, why not do it? And what better
+ group to liberate it from than a "not-for-profit" organization???
+       In Iowa, a payphone call now costs 35 cents!!! Mucho mas than other
+ citystates. Some charge 25 cents (New York), yet others are still holding fast
+ at 10 cents (Connecticut). You can bet your bottom dollar that each city who
+ thinks he can get away with this hike, will follow suit. I say time to repeat
+ another good old-fashioned sticker campaign. Use computer mailing labels. Make
+ them read something like this:
+ 
+    -------------------------------------
+    : PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS PAYFONE    :
+    : TO COMMIT LOCAL FONE CALLS UNLESS :
+    : IT IS A GRAVE EMERGENCY. GOTO UR  :
+    : FRIENDZ HOUSE, OR USE YOURS. OR   :
+    : KNOCK ON ANOTHER DOOR AND MAKE A  :
+    : NEW FRIEND. "CAN I BORROW YOUR    :
+    : FONE? THAT ONE'S BROKE."          :
+    : Sponsored by FaFAFACFAC. The      :
+    : faction for a five cent fone call :
+    -------------------------------------
+ 
+     To order free copies of the Prime Anarchist Phamily Photo Album, or to
+ order Chaos, or just to call, call 801-321-8533. Tell Norris Admonton how,
+ what or who you're feeling. He'll understand. Esta moi.
+     LIMA--Peruvians by the thousands are running around with their arms up in
+ t air chanting "say yes to democracy!" They're calling it "armed strike".
+ Gosh, everyone's up in arms these days.
+     "Hang up, I'm going to pound off," says Malcolm Freex.
+     "Can I watch?" asks Andrew Oliphant.
+     Hehehehe.
+     WE'VE GOT BIG BILLS -- Many large-city police stations receive collect
+ calls from their informants. If you know the name of an officer you don't
+ like, "hello, collect call to officer bob, from pedro, an informant." Do it
+ many times and they'll call him in Monday next month and say "you're costing
+ us too much $."
+     IS YOUR FONE TAPPED? Find out. Call the Privacy expert. Richard Sweeney,
+ PI. 303-298-7760 (or was that 7766? I can't even read my own riting).
+     I HATE MALE OPERATORS -- by NRK
+     I couldn't read the entire payfone # but wanted to charge some calls to
+ it. So I called the 0 operator.
+     "Can you tell me what # I'm at? I'm standing at a payfone and wish to get
+ a call here."
+     "No," she said. "I can't do that."
+     I asked her a couple of times then gave up and said "supervisor please."
+     "Nope. He'll tell you the same thing."
+     "I'll take that chance."
+     "Supervisor," said the male voice. "Can I help you?" I told him the scene.
+ He suggested that I call 1411.
+     "You're kidding me," I said. "How will they know? I'm at one of two miles
+ wrth of payfones." He assured me that the 1411 op would be able to.
+     "He lied," said a comforting 1411 voice. "Try calling the 0 operator a
+ couple of times. Maybe one of them will give it to you."
+     I succeeded on my first try.
+     "I sure CAN tell you. I apologize for that supervisor," said another 0
+ operator.
+     Springwater, free, abundant and food 4-u.
+     Eym att sum kar deelurship und their'z a karr serkling a round mee. Eye
+ guest itz zum kynd uv sekkuretty gye.
+     BROKE AT THE GOLDEN ARCHES? Why, just whip out your gold card. McDonald's
+ nw accepts Visa, MC. Hold on.
+     Ok, now I feel better after having puked all over my sneakers. That's
+ about the sickest thing I've observed about Amerika yet. You know tings are
+ bad when you gotta debit it out for a frenchfry and a mcChugnut.
+     "I-would glad-ly pay-you mon-day 4-a ham-bur-ger 2-day..."
+     "They're 5 cents each? Put it on my Diners' Club."
+     Hmm, this cinnamon roll is dee-licious! Almost holds down that barf taste.
+     Politics is the way somebody lives his life. So remember, if you can't be
+ radical for a just cause, then be radical just because. Prime outta here.
+     LATRO.
+ 
+ 
+  - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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+  read for over 2 years.
+ :ATI, a freedom paper.        :
+  ATI, a way of life, patriots /
+ :ATI, more than just a    - -
+  newspaper, it's the rag /
+ :of justice!!!         /
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+ 
+ 
+ Now for the ATI numbers run..
+ 
+ 800-424-9090 white house press office.
+ 800-ana-rchy art rock t-shirts, silk screening.
+ 801-321-8533 dial an awesome dude.
+ 303-298-7760(6) tell him what bugs you.
+ 619-239-king Elvis is everywhere! Call him up!
+ 516-922-wine Jackie The Joke Man's Dial-a-joke
+ 213-598-7900 lamers' line.
+ 213-687-4452 same lamers, different line.
+ 201-644-2335 associated press headline news for the basically lazy.
+ 800-4ca-ncer cancer information line.
+ 
+ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+ This one's for all you English majors!!
+ 
+                                  LITERARY CLASSIC
+ 
+                                 THE  SKINHEAD HAMLET
+ 
+                   Shakespeare's play translated into modern English
+                     Our  hope  was  to achieve something like the
+                     effect of the New English Bible -- Eds
+ 
+                                    ACT I  SCENE I
+ 
+                : The battlements of Elsinore Castle :
+                : Enter HAMLET, followed by GHOST :
+                GHOST:    Oi! Mush!
+                HAMLET:   Yer?
+                GHOST:    I was fucked!
+                     (Exit GHOST)
+                HAMLET:   O fuck.
+                     (Exit HAMLET)
+ 
+                                       SCENE II
+ 
+                : The Throneroom :
+                : Enter KING CLAUDIUS, GERTRUDE, HAMLET and COURT :
+                CLAUDIUS: Oi! You, Hamlet, give over!
+                HAMLET:   Fuck off, won't you?
+                     (Exit CLAUDIUS, GERTRUDE, COURT)
+                HAMLET(alone): They could have fucking waited.
+                     (Enter HORATIO)
+                HAMLET:   Weeeeny!
+                     (Exeunt)
+ 
+                                       SCENE III
+ 
+                : Ophelia's Bedroom :
+                : Enter Ophelia and Laertes :
+                LAERTES:  I'm fucking off now.  Watch Hamlet doesn't
+                          slip you one while I'm gone.
+                OPHELIA:  I'll be fucked if he does.
+                     (Exeunt)
+ 
+                                       SCENE IV
+ 
+                : The Battlements :
+                : Enter HORATIO, HAMLET and GHOST :
+                GHOST:    Oi! Mush, get on with it!
+                HAMLET:   Who did it then?
+                GHOST:    That wanker Claudius. He poured fuckin poison
+                          in my fuckin ear!
+                     (Exeunt)
+ 
+                                    ACT II  SCENE I
+ 
+                : A corridor in the castle :
+                : Enter HAMLET reading. Enter POLONIUS :
+                POLON:    Oi! You!
+                HAMLET:   Fuck off, grandad!
+                     (Exit    POLON.    Enter ROSENCRANTZ and
+                     GUILDENSTERN)
+                ROS & GU: Oi! Oi! Mucca!
+                HAMLET:   Fuck off, the pair of you!
+                     (Exit ROS and GUILD)
+                HAMLET:   (Alone) To fuck or be fucked
+                     (Enter OPHELIA)
+                OPHELIA:  My Lord!
+                HAMLET:   Fuck off to a nunnery!
+                     (They exit in different directions)
+ 
+                                   ACT III  SCENE I
+ 
+                : The Throne Room :
+                : Enter PLAYERS and all COURT :
+                1 PLAYER: Full thirty times hath Phoebus cart . . . .
+                CLAUDIUS: I'll be  fucked if I watch any more of this
+                          crap.
+                     (Exeunt)
+ 
+                                       SCENE II
+ 
+                : Gertrude's Bedchamber :
+                : Enter HAMLET, to GERTRUDE :
+                HAMLET:   Oi! Slag!
+                GERTRUDE: Watch your fucking mouth, kid!
+                POLON:    (From behind curtain) Too right.
+                HAMLET:   Who the fuck was that?
+                     (He stabs POLONIUS through the arras)
+                POLON:    Fuck!
+                HAMLET:   Fuck! I  thought it  was that other
+                          wanker.
+                     (Exeunt)
+ 
+                                    ACT IV  SCENE I
+ 
+                : A Court Room :
+                CLAUDIUS: Fuck off to England then!
+                HAMLET:   Delighted, mush.
+ 
+                                       SCENE II
+ 
+                : The Throne Room :
+                :OPHELIA, GERTRUDE and CLAUDIUS :
+                OPHELIA:  Here, cop a whack of this.
+                     (She hands GERTRUDE some rosemary and exits)
+                CLAUDIUS: She's fucking round the twist, isn't she?
+                GERTRUDE: (Looking out the window)
+                          There is a willow grows aslant the brook.
+                CLAUDIUS: Get on with it, slag.
+                GERTRUDE: Ophelia's gone and fucking drowned!
+                CLAUDIUS: Fuck! Laertes  isn't half going to be browned
+                          off.
+                     (Exeunt)
+ 
+                                       SCENE III
+ 
+                : A Corridor :
+                LAERTES:  (Alone) I'm going to fucking do this lot.
+                     (Enter CLAUDIUS)
+                CLAUDIUS: I didn't fuckin  do it, mate. It was that
+                          wanker Hamlet.
+                LAERTES:  Well, fuck him.
+ 
+                                    ACT V  SCENE I
+ 
+                : Hamlet's Bedchamber :
+                : HAMLET and HORATIO seated :
+                HAMLET:   I got this feeling  I'm going to cop it,
+                          Horatio,and you  know, I couldn't give a
+                          flying fuck.
+                     (Exeunt)
+ 
+                                       SCENE II
+ 
+                : Large Hall :
+                : Enter HAMLET, LAERTES, COURT, GERTRUDE, CLAUDIUS :
+                LAERTES:  Oi, wanker: let's get on with it.
+                HAMLET:   Delighted, fuckface.
+                     (They fight and both are  poisoned by the
+                     poisoned sword)
+                LAERTES:  Fuck!
+                HAMLET:   Fuck!
+                     (The QUEEN drinks)
+                GERTRUDE: Fucking odd wine!
+                CLAUDIUS: You drunk the wrong fucking cup,  you stupid
+                          cow!
+                HAMLET:   (Pouring  the  poison  down CLAUDIUS' throat)
+                          Well, fuck you!
+                CLAUDIUS: I'm fair and squarely fucked.
+                LAERTES:  Oi, mush: no hard feeling, eh?
+                HAMLET:   Yer.
+                     (LAERTES dies)
+                HAMLET:   Oi! Horatio!
+                HORATIO:  Yer?
+                HAMLET:   I'm fucked. The rest is fucking silence.
+                     (HAMLET dies)
+                HORATIO:  Fuck: that was no ordinary wanker, you know.
+                     (Enter FORTINBRAS)
+                FORTIN:   What the fuck's going on here?
+                HORATIO:  A fuckin mess, that's for sure.
+                FORTIN:   No kiddin. I see Hamlet's fucked.
+                HORATIO:  Yer.
+                FORTIN:   Fuckin shame: fuckin good bloke.
+                HORATIO:  Too fuckin right.
+                FORTIN:   Fuck this for a lark then. Let's piss off.
+                   (Exeunt with alarums)
+ 
+                                                        RICHARD CURTIS
+ 
+                          Reprinted from  the TOIKE OIKE by
+                          The Anarchy Zone. (416) 778 5767
+ 
+ 
+ Here's some thoughts on auto insurance:
+ 
+ These are the reasons why car insurance rates are high :
+ 1. high medical care costs
+ 2. high auto repair bills
+ 3. lawsuits
+ 4. auto theft
+ 5. fraudulent claims
+ 6. industry operating costs
+ 7. urbanization (population)
+ 8. The mix of vehicles...small cars greater damage usually more expensive.
+ 
+ Facts:     Lawyers get about .52 cents of a dollar on any claim.
+            A 12000. car would cost aprox. 40000. to rebuild using parts suppli
+            In the past six years medical costs have risen 80%.
+ 
+ -----------------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+ A few words about Canada...
+ 
+           400,000 USE FOOD BANKS TO SURVIVE, STUDY SAYS
+ 
+           Reprinted from the Toronto Star
+           Saturday, November 18, 1989, Page A12
+ 
+      Nearly 400,000 Canadians must resort to usig food banks or some
+ other charitable food program every month or face starvation, a study
+ released yesterday shows.
+      One in every 65 Canadians now relies on a food bank or food
+ donations just to survive, according to a Canadian Association of Food
+ Banks survey of 65 food banks across the country.
+      Of these recipients, at least 40 per cent are children, says Barry
+ Davidson of the association.
+      "This os one of the most shocking numbers," he told the opening
+ session of a weekend food bank conference at the University of Western
+ Ontario yesterday.  "It means kids are almost twice as (badly) off as
+ adults."
+      The study, based on statistics for March, 1989, indicates children
+ are twice as likely as adults to be fed by food banks.
+      In March 1989, the association's official "humber count" was
+ 378,000 Canadians from 175,000 households, who required food assistance
+ about 1.3 times per month.
+      Of these, 87 per cent received groceries to prepare at home; 13
+ per cent averaged 23 meals per month, the survey found.
+      The survey also found the amount of food distributed increased
+ significantly from 648 tons in 1988, up to 782 tons in only the first
+ 10 months of this year.
+ 
+ A-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
+ 
+                           The Roving Eavesdropper
+ 
+ This issue we have a small column. It's a possible conversation that possibly
+ could have taken place over a car phone:
+ (Note: > = male's voice, < = female's voice.)
+ 
+ > Hi baby.
+ < Hi, where are you?
+ > Right by your house. I'm 5 minutes away. I'll be right over.
+ < Huh? I was sleeping.
+ > What?
+ < I was sleeping. Wait.. did you say you were coming over?
+ > Yeah, did you eat?
+ < No, and I'm hungry too.
+ > Well, we'll go out to a diner and have a nice dinner..
+ < (interrupts) No! I have to take a shower. My hair is a mess! I can't go out
+ like this!
+ > Don't worry about your hair. You gotta have something to eat. It's late and
+ < (interrupts) Well, my mother and I were going to come over your house later
+ anyway. We have to wash some clothes.
+ > Well why don't you and I get something to eat first. I'm hungry too. You wan
+ to go to a diner or somewhere else?
+ < No, my face isn't done. And my hair is a mess.. I have to take a shower...
+ How about you bring over something from Roy Rogers'?
+ > I hate Roy Rogers! Look, I'll be over in 5 minutes. I'll honk the horn. If
+ you don't come out, just forget it, ok?
+ < Ok.
+ 
+         (End of conversation)
+ 
+ As 2600 Magazine might say, "If this had been an actual conversation, looking
+ at this article would be illegal."
+ 
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+ 
+ Some facts about listening in on fone calls:
+ 
+ Cordless phones: 46.610 - 46.970
+ IMTS (old style car phones): 152.510 - 152.810
+ Airplane phones (base stations): 454.025 - 455.000
+ Airplane phones (airplanes): 459.025 - 460.000
+ Cellular phones (base stations): 870.000 - 890.000
+ Cellular phones (base stations for extended use channels): 890.000 - 896.000
+ 
+ Also:
+ 
+ 
+                    NEW CORDLESS TELEPHONE FREQUENCY LISTINGS
+                    ?????????????????????????????????????????
+ 
+ CHANNEL                            BASE                    PORTABLE TELEPHONE
+ ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
+   1                               46.610                         49.670
+   2                               46.630                         49.845*
+   3                               46.670                         49.860*
+   4                               46.710                         49.770
+   5                               46.730                         49.875*
+   6                               46.770                         49.830*
+   7                               46.830                         49.890*
+   8                               46.870                         49.930
+   9                               46.930                         49.990
+   10                              46.970                         49.970
+ 
+ 
+ Some of the older cordless phones using the frequencies marked by the <*>
+ asterisk are paired with frequencies around 1.7 MHz. Listening to the 1.7 MHz
+ side will yield both sides of the conversation.
+ The best frequencies to monitor are the 46 MHz as they will repeat both sides
+ of the conversation. Power output of both base and hand units are less than
+ 100 Mw or 1/10 watt so the range is limited. Careful monitoring will produce
+ some outstanding results. It is not uncommon to hear conversations up to a
+ mile away.
+ 
+      Scanner Communications Company
+       THE EXCHANGE! RBBS-PC
+               Post Office Box 12601
+               Tallahassee,FL      32317-2601
+               DATA: (904) 878-4413
+               300/1200/2400 Baud
+ 
+ +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
+ 
+ Wow! This issue turned out to be longer than I thought after all. Anyway, I'll
+ leave you with a poem someone shared with the users on my bbs:
+ 
+ He was found by the Bureau of Statistics to be
+ One against whom there was no official complaint,
+ and all the reports on his conduct agree
+ That, in the modern sense of an old-fashioned word, he was a saint,
+ For in everything he did he served the Greater Community.
+ Except for the War till the day he retired
+ he worked in a factory and never got fired,
+ But satisfied his employers, Fudge Motors Inc.
+ Yet he wasn't a scab or odd in his view,
+ For his Union reports that he paid his dues,
+ (Our report on his Union shows it was sound)
+ And our Social Psychology workers found
+ That he was popular with his mates and liked a drink.
+ The Press are convinced that he bought a paper every day
+ And that his reactions to advertisements were normal in every way.
+ Policies taken out in his name prove that he was fully insured,
+ And his Health-card shows he was once in a hospital but left it cured.
+ Both Producers Research and High-Grade Living declare
+ He was fully sensible to the advantages of the Installment Plan
+ A phonograph, a radio, a car and a frigidaire.
+ Our researchers into Public Opinion are content
+ That he held the proper opinions for the time of year;
+ When there was peace, he was for peace; when there was war, he went.
+ He was married and added five children to the population,
+ Which our Eugenist says was the right number for a parent of his generation,
+ And our teachers report that he never interfered with their education.
+ Was he free? Was he happy? The question is absurd:
+ Had anything been wrong, we should certainly have heard.
+ 
+ W.H. Auden, "The Unknown Citizen"
+ 
+ 
+ That's all for ATI45.. See you 'round the corner with ATI46 soon! And
+ remember, "Be Creative!!!"
+ 
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+You've got the first issue of the 90's!!! Hey, it's......
+ 
+    ****     ********    ********
+   ******    ********    ********
+  **    **      **          **
+  ********      **          **
+  **    **      **          **
+  **    **      **       ********
+  **    **      **       ********
+          c       i              n
+           t       m              c
+            i       e              .
+             v       s
+              i       ,
+               s
+                t
+ 
+ 
+Issue #46    January-sumthin, 1990
+ 
+Write to us:  Activist Times, Inc.
+              P.O. Box 2501
+              Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+ 
+ 
+Howdy! Welcome to ATI46. I know it's been a while. But, we should be getting
+on a regular schedule from now on.. like every 2 weeks or so. Thanks for all
+of your support in the recent months. ATI's readership has been growing, and
+we've been getting a lot of positive feedback. Keep the comments, positive
+and
+negative, coming!
+ 
+This issue brings some new contributors, namely Sk8 The Skinhead (313) and
+TI-Man (201). Look for their contributions later in upcoming issues!
+ 
+Also, we are happy to announce the return of a BBS run by The Mentor of LOD
+called The Phoenix Project. It's an excellent board that I highly reccomend.
+Call it at 512-441-0229 for the most stimulating discusion of computer and
+telecom-related subjects!
+ 
+Speaking of BBSs.. here is a partial list of boards that you can find ATI on.
+ 
+Give these great boards a call!
+ 
+The Red Phone.............201-748-4005
+The Phoenix Project.......512-441-0229
+Sycamore Elite............815-895-5573
+F/X Animation (amiga!)....201-368-0573
+Batcave (C-64 pirate).....201-779-3924
+Ry-Lor's Den..............201-759-2066
+Wizard's Vale.............516-826-7866
+Tessier-Ashpool...........201-830-8835
+Cyberspace................201-916-1943
+ 
+Also, we are proud to announce that ATI has gone international! You can also
+get ATI issues from a great German BBS at (49) 711 284 351. Call it today!!
+We
+are also expecting to be on quite a few more international BBSs.
+ 
+We don't know exactly where ATI is getting to, but these are the places that
+we know ATI is getting uploaded regularly to. In the next few weeks I will
+attept to compile a more complete list of boards that have ATI issues. And of
+ 
+course, it goes without saying that if you have ATI issues, please do upload
+them to any boards you call!
+ 
+Also, we are now offering full sets of ATI issues to anyone who wants them.
+Just send us $1.00 to cover postage and give us an address, and we will mail
+you a full set of ATI issues for you to enjoy (and upload to your local
+boards!). If you already have some issues, then tell us which ones you don't
+have (issues 1-46) and we will send you them. The disks can be sent in the
+following formats: Commodore, Amiga, IBM MS-DOS, and Atari-ST. All disks are
+3 1/2" size, unless you have a Commodore. If you have a Commodore, we can
+send
+you the files on a 3 1/2" disk or 5 1/4" disks. Please do take advantage of
+this offer, as we want to get as many people reading ATI as possible. We
+would
+definitely like to hear from any and all BBS sysops that have the space to
+put
+up our issues! (issues 1-46 together make up about 500k)
+ 
+You can also get ATI issues through Bitnet. Just mail tk0eee1@NIU and you
+will
+be mailed ATI thru the net!
+ 
+And now, on with the show!
+ 
+!
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+ 
+And now, here's P.A.W.N.:
+ 
+    DONDE ESTA MI CHINGADA SALADA. It's time for more prime. Prime Anarchist
+World News. PAWN is brought to you by ATI in conjunctivitis with Murine and
+Minolta. Famous for getting the red out.
+    I saw a show on cable TV for deprived people called "Bowling for Gas
+Money
+to Get Home".
+    Fone area codes for 5 bodies of water (I'm not kidding). 873 gets you
+the
+Indian Ocean; 872 is the Pacific, 871 is the Atlantic, Carribean and
+Mediterranean. Call your favorite oil tanker guy (and guess what?!?! 9 times
+ 
+out of 10? Step-X!!!)
+    GOOD KING GEORGE'S FREUDIAN SLIP-- Discussing an executive order
+charging
+27 prominent people with taking a "drug initiative", George said, "They all
+share my goal of ridding Americans, er, uh, America of illegal drugs."
+    PAP GOES DECLASSIFIED: the phollowing info has been declassified from
+PAP's
+phun philez:
+    Some of PA's aliases from 1981-1987:
+Yipster, Noriega, Pie Guy, Mud Yuppy, Infomaniack, The Infomaniack, Infoman,
+ 
+The Infoman, Rad Dood, B. Badass, Pro Tester, Anarchist, The Anarchist, NRK,
+ 
+PA, TPA, Prime Guy, PG, and Anne R. Chisolm. More info there'll come later.
+    The GOD pasword to the online game HACKIT (c)1987-88 was "Run N. Gun".
+Closest attempts at that were Run A Gun and Buy A Gun. Congrats and thanx to
+ 
+all who put up with and frequented Infomaniack BBS while the game was being
+developed. It was a smashing (crashing???) success only due to your email
+and
+feedback. Anyone who wants information on purchasing a copy of Hackit or
+photo-
+copying the t-files can kiss my jolly gym shorts.
+    I like strawberry nectar better than peach or apricot nectar. Try it.
+    God, I wish the Cleopatra look would die already. If you don't have
+black
+hair naturally, do us all a favor?
+    Don't try.
+    Whether you think "cherish" by madonna is cherishable or perishable, I
+say
+throw it out.
+    Having troble discerning a touch-tone or series of touch-tones you've
+recorded? Play the tones into any Aspen voice-mail system. It will spit the
+decoded numbers back to you as part of an error message. Or play the tomes
+into
+the Bell Labs wakeup call at 201-644-2306. Or play them to an SSCU. Or if
+you
+own an Apple-Cat modem you can boot up a prg that will recognize and decode
+the
+touch-tomes.
+ 
+(This issue of PAWN continued in ATI47!)
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+ 
+ 
+ 
+------->poetry corner-------->
+ 
+first a poem by ground zero:
+ 
+    **To Juan**
+ 
+On a planet
+On which life is cheap
+You epitomiz the tragedy
+of a single wasted life.
+ 
+What led to the exit?
+Solitude? Fear? Confusion?
+I suppose solitude led
+to fear and confusion....
+ 
+If you'd offer'd someone a glimpse
+of your heart-
+Could this end have been
+averted?
+ 
+So what of your lost future?
+What of the event of an individual
+being pushed
+to end his days?
+What of the collective?
+ 
+We have failed.
+Miserably.
+ 
+ 
+  ARMAGEDDON ISLE
+  TO THE TUNE OF: Gilligin's Isle...
+It all started when we tried to smoke
+A joint that was too fat.
+We smoked it from beginning to end
+In 30 seconds flat.
+Them buds they crackled
+'n' seeds all popped as
+Paper inched across.
+I noticed that my head was getting
+High as a kite.
+High as a kite.
+ 
+The thoughts grew few and far between,
+the topics were of peace.
+If not for the US and our secret wars
+The whole world would be free.
+The whole world would be free.
+ 
+So then the others turned to me
+And this is what one said.
+  We can have peace,
+  And Freedom too,
+  Equality,
+  And justice.
+ 
+But the movie star
+Is a war monger and greedy bastard.
+Here on Armageddon Isle.
+Here on Raygun's Isle.
+Here on Bush's Isle.
+ 
+ 
+TO THE TUNE OF "CHESTNUTS ROASTING"
+Flame broiled Whoppers in
+a cardboard box.
+French fries sizzling in fat.
+Eat them fast or they're soggy and flat
+Burger King is where it's at.
+ 
+You know that Herb is on his way.
+And his whole entire ad campaign is gay
+Even though, they do it your way,
+It still costs too much for
+     steroid sandwiches these days.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+        and now,
+        a poem
+       by prime
+War?
+Local or far away-
+Will it ever go away.
+I draw a peace sign in the sand,
+A crab bites my toe.
+I let him go.
+The woe of aftermath--
+Can we hang?
+ 
+ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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+ 
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+ 
+                   issue 47
+ 
+April-something, 1990.
+Special "Yeah, We're Back and We're Bad" Issue!
+ 
+ 
+===========================
+= info following brought  =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+ 
+     Wow.. Where to start. First off, I apologize for the late start. I will
+never let there be a gap this big in our issues again! I had a difficult
+semester, and such... but, from now on,  ATI will be coming out every 2-3
+weeks at the most!
+     Lots of things have happened since our last issue.  But the one that
+comes to mind at the present is the LOD/Phrack bust.  At the present, we
+know that Knight Lightning and The Prophet have been indicted on several
+counts, related to the alleged theft of the Bell South Enhanced 911 (E911)
+program and related text files, and their subsequent release in Phrack (the
+offending item appeared in Phrack 24).  They are expected to be tried
+sometime
+this summer.
+     In conjunction with the indictments of KL and TP, LOD members The Mentor
+ 
+and Erik Bloodaxe were raided at their homes in Austin, and their equipment
+was confiscated. Mentor's place of employment, Steve Jackson Games (host of
+the Illuminati BBS) was raided, and all their computer equipment was also
+taken.  The equipment taken may never be  returned, and SJ Games estimates
+their losses in lost revenue and opportunities to be about $1/2 million.
+Jolnet, the system that TP allegedly used to transfer the E911 files to KL
+for editing in Phrack was also confiscated. And I have received word that
+indictments will be handed down within a few weeks for the Austin
+members of LOD.
+     The indictments of TP and KL appeared in Pirate magazine, and the
+Computer Underground Digest.  You may receive copies of the Computer
+Underground Digest, a professional online newsletter dealing with the
+hack/phreak/pirate world by writing to: TK0JUT2@NIU.BITNET.  Tell 'em ATI
+sent you!
+     (You may also obtain current or back issues of ATI thru the internet by
+writing to: uunet!tronsbox!akcs.groundzero and specifying what you want!)
+     Anyway, I feel especially bad for TP, with whom I used to have some very
+ 
+interesting political arguments on some BBSs, most notably the Phoenix
+Project in its hayday back in late 88-early 89. In light of all this
+hullabaloo, it should be noted that TP was definitely not a subversive, on
+the contrary, he was rather conservative politically. Later on in this
+file, I will share some interesting buffers from the Phoenix Project.
+     Now, it's time to check in with Prime and the latest edition of PAWN,
+Prime Anarchist World News:
+ 
+ 
+pawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpownPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawn
+ 
+THE FOREST PRIMEVAL- by el anarchisto
+                     d'el primo. 3/1/90
+PRIME ANARCHIST ARRESTED.
+Details at a Later Date. (Court Case Pending)
+  In 1968, Huey Newton called CA Governor Ronald Reagan a "punk" and
+threatened to beat him to death with a marshmallow.
+ I suggest he's less a punk than a wimp, and imply that the marshmallow
+would have surely done him in on the first blow.
+ Massachusets US Rep Joe Kennedy jumped on the bandwagon and admitted having
+dabbled in weed in his younger dayz. That's right. He used to smoke pot!!!
+Way to go, Joe.
+   Japan owns 40% of our banking. =(  Salmon Rushdie is still fearing 4
+his life. They're calling Penguin Books sacriligeous. I say they're simply
+pro-free-press. Prime praises God 4 People like Penguin, Rushdie, and Kurt
+Vonnegut. Read for your life.
+    PAT!!! Prime's Alternate Thoughts.    "Thank your for abusing-- AT&T,"
+says the recording in Oakland, CA.  Someone get in there on LMOS and take
+that out, before we get in trouble!!! "Clean Lint Screen for Faster Drying."
+"Steal Lint Screen 4 Fastest Dry=-)
+    Have nice clothes that you wanna keep that way? Button or snap them up
+before washing. They should come out of the dryer fine. You should only
+hafta press 'em once every 3 or 4 washes. (hey!!! anarchists can dress
+nice too)
+  Those Darn Accordians. Do you like Beer Barrel Polka? Lady of Spain?
+Would you like to make large amounts of money playing a Squeeze Box in
+restaurants? Join your local TDA. For a Those Darn Accordians chapter
+near you, write TDA info center,
+                BRO Box 7094
+                Groton, Ct. 06340
+   Mandela got released. Hmmm. And only 20 years too late.
+   "You go through the motions of consensus: eating food from consensus
+cookbooks and restaurants; imbibing consensus perceptions, beliefs, and
+knowlege from consensus newspapers and magazines; feeling consensus feelings
+offered by consensus television, music, and drama; and reading poetry,
+fiction, and nonfiction from consensus  publishers. You have become the
+perfect midrange road kill." Jim Harrison on food. Jim Harrison is a
+contributing editor of SMART magazine.
+    POOP VAN
+     SCOOP
+#1 in the #2 Business
+\
+w\        We Pick Up
+o \      Where Your
+o  \    Dog Left Off!
+f  /
+! /      389-0544
+ /  1 Dog, 1 cleanup/week
+/  Cost only $11.00/month
+  Eliminating Gross Encounters of the
+ Turd Kind Since 1978!/*
+*\a real ad, I swear.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+LOVE ME TENDER p l a g i a r i z e d
+                f r o m R o l l i n g
+               S t o n e R a g M a g/*
+ 
+    Prime has not much respect left for the New rolling stone format. He
+reluctantly recommends Spin, is checkin out Musician, and vouches up and
+down for SMART magazine.
+   For four quarters you can go to church in the presence of "the King". At
+the world's first 24 hour, coin operated Church of Elvis, 219 South
+West Ankeny Street, Portland, Oregon. T.S.D.H.A.V. by Louden Wainright III.
+   This Song Don't Have a Video. I just saw the video this morning. A great
+song. Kinda hilarious, kinda serious. Check it out.
+ 
+ 
+G R E E T I N G S  F R O M  P L A N E T
+      E  A  R  T  H  :::>
+ 
+   This coming April, on the 22nd will be another 20th anniversary. But not
+anything like the 20th woodstock, 20th of SDS, or the 20th of the Chicago
+8 <slash 7, or even the 220th of Haymarket!!! This one will be the
+real thing. A new era. A "renaissance", etc.
+   Help out any way you can.
+ 
+        KNOCK ON WOOD,
+           Tap Is Back.
+ 
+    1990 issues of Tap are available. They come out "whenever". Look for
+them "around", or write to them at: TAP
+                                    P.O. Box 20264
+                                    Louisville, KY 40250
+ 
+    They've put out issues 92 thru 98. Send a stamp for each issue you want.
+ 
+ "...the Best Solution..."
+    For your social engineering pleasure. NTS is National Telephone Services,
+ 
+Inc Customer service is at 1800-288-0606 Write: NTS, 6100 Executive
+Boulevard, Rockville, Maryland 20852.
+    SUPPORT SUNY-- They've booted the CIA, and take over their admin building
+ 
+quite regularly, they protest just about anything you can think of, and
+basically, they're just an all out fun kind of group. Help em out "any
+way you can".
+    (518)465-2406 is SUNY student group.
+    More than just a college, it's a youth movement. Call em. Ask em what's
+up this monday. Ask em what they plan for Wall Street's Stock exchange,
+ask em if they're pro choice. If nothing else, ask em "what up?"
+    I THINK the new Budweiser commercials are just fantastic.
+ 
+ 
+T H A N K   Y O U ,   N . T . S .
+ 
+    If you're ever staying at a hotel that uses NTS as their carrier (I think
+ 
+they're required to notify you) you'll find a pleasant treat at the end of
+your phone call:
+    Mmmmmmmm... A dialtone. Yeah, that's right. Pay for your first call and
+then just stay on the line for your next call; then it's 1+ac+n.
+    Have a lot of unsightly nose hairs you want to remove? Drink Everclear.
+One sip of non-diluted'll take out every hair from the lungs on up.
+    A Chevy Suburban is easy to hotwire.
+    Anyone know why? Tell us how, ok?
+    FREE. How to Get Free Shampoo, Deodorant, Etc. (literate buffs, do you
+capitalize "Etc." in a title???)  If you are a frequent hotel stayer,
+keep up on which ones give out a lot of freebies; Holiday Inns and Best
+Westerns are the best. Hampton, and Radisson are not. Also, if you're
+booking your first nite on a weekend (includes sundays) ask for "getaway
+rates", they're usually even better than AAAs and other discounts.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+THE BUG STOPS HERE by Richard Sweeny
+  a  pap, (prime anarchist production)
+    ///
+   Not the best written article I've found on the subject, but it's
+   fresh and new, so I thought I'd grab it here.
+   Are there legal remedies if your privacy is wrongfully invaded?
+   For some time you suspected that your phone was tapped or your home or
+office was bugged. You had the premises inspected, and sure enough, a list-
+ening device was found in operation. What do you do next? Can you sue for
+civil damages?
+   If the invasion of privacy occured in compliance with court order, it is
+unlikely that a lawsuit will be successful. If a law enforcement agency
+was not involved, you may be able to sue if you can prove who the
+guilty party is. This is where most invasion of privacy lawsuits dead end,
+because it is very difficult to prove ownership of a listening device, and
+even more difficult to prove who placed it in operation.
+   If you are fortunate to know beyond a doubt who the guilty party is,
+there are several ways the snoop may have broken the law. The most obvious
+are: electronic eavesdropping, possesion of burglary tools, breaking and
+entering, respassing, possession of eavesdropping devices, bribery,
+furnishing false identification (impersonating a law enforcement officer),
+attachment of foreign devices to telephone and power lines, tampering with
+utility lines, and conspiracy with a client to commit any of the above.
+   Do you suspect your phone is tapped? Fight back! Have your premises
+debugged by the author. Call (303)298-7766.
+    303-443-1910. Time and temp. for Boulder, Co (post others as you find
+them, ok?).
+    "I'm-up-to-my-neck-in-manure & I-don't-know-why."
+    "I-spent-$4000-trying-to-get-a-new-look & I-don't-know-why."
+    A new book I propose: _Everything_I_Needed_To_Know_in_a_Texas_Oil_Field_
+by George Bush.
+    The B-52's: Good band - Always were, still are.
+    SQUIRREL - A good computer database, if you can afford it.
+    Gweeb (n) - fom the mod era term "goober", and the old wave ear term
+"dweeb".  A person not liked, like a dweeb or a nerd, with an element of
+gooberishness added in.
+    Oigle (sniglet) - The greasy, scummy oil buildup on the nose clip of
+eyeglasses.
+ 
+ERROR
+You are leaving
+The forest PRIMEval.
+There is now,
+NO CARRIER
+ 
+!
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+ 
+ 
+"creative dept."
+ 
+First up, some humorous lyrics from Druid of Orange (201):
+ 
+From: DRUID OF ORANGE (#71)
+Date: 12/06/89 - 10:34 pm
+Subj: (R)Duck Fuck
+ 
+When I have a lonely weener, I get out my vacuum cleaner.
+In the close,there she sits.  She's got a hole,but no tits.
+Gives a blowjob like no other,then cleans rugs for my mother
+ 
+ELECTROLUX-really sucks
+FILTER QUEEN-makes me cream
+SANITAIRE-eats me rare
+BLACK & DECKER-chews my pecker
+ 
+Girls are such a fuckin' pain,my vacuum swallows,won't complain.
+I pump her ose down to the bag,she deep throats & NEVER gag,sno more cum
+shots
+in my eye,cause my vacuum sucks me dry.
+ 
+During my last Hoover fuck,a stray bolt of lightning struck,my vacuum got
+supercharged,down the tube my balls discharged.
+I guess the suction was too strong'cause my dick's now three feet long.
+ 
+coming soon:
+Liberace Was Addicted To Crack
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+Wasn't that special? Now, for a neat-0 story from The Mad Fishmonger:
+ 
+ 
+ 
+                             QUANTUM MIX-UP
+                             A True Story
+          "The laws of physics have no basis in reality.
+           They describe the operation of the human mind."
+ 
+     Reality inverted itself, revealing the truth at the core of all these
+illusions.  Suddenly I could see more clearly, although my eyes were
+closed.  The world remained the same, but reality changed completely.  In
+the background, Carl Sagan's voice droned on about trillions of trillions
+of stars.  Everything stopped and increased in its rapidascent towards the
+depths of nothing.  Suddenly, I was surrounded by fourty-seven trillion
+black cats who were both dead and alive and were therefore neither dead not
+alive.  It all depends on which space-time continuum you happen to be in.
+ A short, bald man approached me and asked, "What if the earth were
+toroidial, duo-equatorial and uni-polar?"  and walked on before I could
+respond.
+    Then I perceived a little bearded man in a white robe on the non-
+Euculidean checker-board with me, infinitely far away, but approaching.
+Space became time and time became space in a never-ending cycle, and the
+man approached. I noticed that each time he passed one of the ambiguous
+cats, he pointed his non-existant staff at it and read one of the infinite
+numbers from the parchment in his hand.  As he did this, each cat
+disappeared but was still there.  Finally the man approached me, glanced at
+me absent-mindedly, and began to read another number.  Half way through
+the lengthy number, he looked up at me again with a puzzled expresion.
+"What are you doing here? This is Schrodinger's Cat's department.  Humans
+are on plane #1793242123, department, um, it's slipped my mind.  Ask the
+thing at the Information Desk.  I'm going to have to complain.  I've had
+over seventy-three billion quantum mix-ups this afternoon.  They had a pink
+elephant in with Pavlov's Dogs.  Quality control isn't getting their job
+done.  We've had so much trouble since Heisenberg came up with his principle.
+ 
+ What's it called?" hepondered, scratching his head with his non-existant
+staff.  "I'm uncertain. Oh yes!  That's it."
+     Throughout his speech I couldn't get a word in edgewise, and he
+certainly wasn't helping to clear up any questions.  As far as I could see,
+there were three possible explanations for what was occuring:  either I was
+havinga really strange dream, or I was the subject of some government
+experiment, or there was something other than tomato juice in that tomato
+juice I drank last night.  Finally, having collected my jumbled thoughts
+into another, equally jumbled state, I asked, "Who are you?"
+    "Who am I?," he repeated with a look of genuine suprise.  "Why, I'm the
+Eigenstate Determiner.  What universe are you from?"
+    "What do you mean 'Which Universe?' I'm in The Universe, I think ..
+My god .."  "Yes?" he answered before I could finish.
+    I jumped.  He sure didn't look like the gaseous vertibrate alpha-male
+I had seen pictures of.  "Oh, nothing," I responded, hoping he wouldn't zap
+me. Then, as an afterthough, I asked, "Say, how do I get back to Earth?"
+    "Just go the the Information Desk and they will send you to your
+department where you will be assigned to an eigenstate," he answered.
+"Well, I've got to go," he continued.  "Time is about to pass."  He turned
+and hurried off, making more cats disappear and still be there.
+     I realized, too late, that I had no idea where this Information Desk
+was located, so I began wandering randomly among the fourty seven trillion
+black cats.  After several hours of this, Robin Hood jumped out from behind
+of an invisible tree.  "Who goes there?" he demanded.  I noted that the
+arrow in his bow was greatly foreshortened.  "Me," I responded, wondering
+if my answer gave him the information he wanted.  Finally , after a long
+pause, I asked, "Where is the Information Desk?"
+     "Oh, you're another of the Quantum Mix-Ups, not a probability bandit.
+You never can tell these nano-seconds.  Its right over there."  He pointed
+behind him.  There, just a few giga-parsecs in the indicated direction, was
+the Information Desk.  I walked through the Yeti department and past a few
+hundred trillion Shakespears trying to duplicate the writings of a monkey
+typing random keys on a typewriter.  Finally I got in line behind a pink
+elephant and seventy-three billion other very confused life forms, including
+a few other carbon based ones.  I waited for a few eons and soon got to the
+front. A little green thing with a badge identifying it as a "Quantum
+Corrections Officer" glanced up at me.
+    "There you are," it snapped, appearing slightly annoyed.  "Well, wadaya
+want?"
+    "I was just wandering if I could get back to Earth," I replied.
+    Its three eyes peered over the tops of its spectacles.  "Why should I
+tell you?"
+    "Because I'm important!" I blurted out.
+    "No you're not," it snapped back.  "You are merely a character in a
+story.  For all I know, you may not exist at all.  I once had a cat with
+that problem.  Very sad.  Very sad indeed."
+    "But I'm the main character!" I implored.
+    "All right, all right," it conceeded, with the air of one who has been
+interupted from something very important.  "Plane #1793242123, department
+#6443512, right that way.  Better hurry."
+    I started out "that way".  En route I was approached by little men
+selling stone postcards from Crete, but they were driven away when belgian
+endives began raining out of the sky.  Finally I could see a huge group of
+people in the distance.  As I got closer I recognized all of them as being
+me.  I joined them and began discussing politics, religion, water
+floridization, and other scandals.  They seemed to be a very agreeable
+group of people. After quite a while my attention was caught by the little
+man in the robe.  He was busy making other me's disappear but still be
+there.  At first this enraged me, but soon it didn't seem like such a big
+deal.  After all, there were nine hundred seventy-six trillion of me here.
+Eventually the little man approached me and began to consult his parchment.
+I could see what I recognized to be the Probability Wave Equations scrawled
+on it.
+    "Wait a minute!"  I demanded.  "What are you doing?"
+    "Measuring you," he replied, pointing his non-existant staff at me and
+reading off some big number.
+    Reality uninverted itself and truth became hidden in illusions once
+again.  My eyes were open, but I could not see clearly.  The world remained
+the same but reality changed completely.  I became aware of my physics
+teacher explaining the theory behind the Schrodinger's Cat paradox:  "If
+you put a cat in a box with a device which will kill the cat at a
+completely random time, you don't know if the cat is alive or dead until
+you look in the box.  According to the Probability Wave Equation, it is
+alive in one alternate parallel universe, and dead in another.  However,
+the laws of Quantum Mechanics prove that, until you open the box, the cat
+is both dead and alive and is therefore neither dead nor alive.  The only
+way to tell which eigenstate you are in is to look in the box.  Measurement
+is merely a method to determine which universe you are in.
+ 
+                                    --- The Mad Fishmonger
+                                       aka ()
+-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-
+ 
+*
+ 
+             ....random junk
+ 
+12 23-FEB-1990 09:19 SCIENTIST CLAIMS GOVERNMENT WANTED CANCER REPORT
+ALTERED
+ 
+ 
+   COLUMBIA, S.C. (UPI) -- THE AUTHOR OF A FEDERAL STUDY THAT
+REVEALED UNUSUALLY HIGH CANCER RATES AMONG WORKERS AT THE ROCKY FLATS
+NUCLEAR WEAPONS PLANT IN COLORADO SAID HE WAS PRESSURED TO CHANGE HIS
+FINDINGS BY ENERGY DEPARTMENT OFFICIALS.
+   SCIENTIST GREGG S. WILKINSON, SPEAKING ON THE MATTER FOR THE FIRST
+TIME THURSDAY, TOLD A DOE ADVISORY PANEL THAT THE ATTEMPTED COERCION
+CAME FROM HIS SUPERIORS AT THE LOS ALAMOS NATIONAL LABORATORY, FROM
+THE ENERGY DEPARTMENT'S REGIONAL OFFICE IN ALBUQUERQUE, N.M., AND
+FROM A DOE ASSISTANT SECRETARY IN WASHINGTON.
+   ''THE RESULTS WERE ILL-ACCEPTABLE. THEY WERE VERY UNHAPPY,''
+WILKINSON SAID OF THE RESPONSE TO HIS FINDINGS FROM DOE OFFICIALS AND
+THOSE FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF CALIFORNIA, WHICH OPERATES LOS ALAMOS
+UNDER CONTRACT TO DOE.
+   THE EPIDEMIOLOGIST SAID HE WAS CALLED TO THE DIRECTOR'S OFFICE AT
+THE LABORATORY, WHERE HE WAS ''BERATED AND ACCUSED OF NOT HAVING
+THESE RESULTS PROPERLY REVIEWED.''
+   ''ONE OF THE STATEMENTS THAT WAS MADE TO ME WAS THAT, WE SHOULD
+NOT BE TRYING TO PLEASE PEER REVIEWERS, BUT RATHER WE SHOULD BE
+PUBLISHING TO PLEASE THE ENERGY DEPARTMENT,''' WILKINSON RECALLED.
+''HE SAID THEY WERE A CUSTOMER OF OURS. THIS STATEMENT WAS MADE TO ME
+BY A DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF LOS ALAMOS.''
+   WILKINSON'S REMARKS CAME IN A HEARING CONDUCTED AS PART OF DOE'S
+MASSIVE EFFORT TO DETERMINE FOR THE FIRST TIME THE OVERALL HEALTH
+EFFECTS OF WORKING AT NUCLEAR WEAPONS PLANTS SUCH AS ROCKY FLATS, THE
+SAVANNAH RIVER SITE NEAR AIKEN, S.C., AND THE HANFORD RESERVATION IN
+WASHINGTON STATE.
+   CRITICS CONTEND THE STUDIES SHOULD BE TAKEN OUT OF DOE'S HANDS
+BECAUSE OF CONCERNS THAT THE AGENCY'S INVOLVEMENT WILL PREJUDICE ANY
+CONCLUSIONS.
+   WILKINSON DECLINED TO IDENTIFY THOSE WHO PRESSURED HIM BUT HE SAID
+HE WAS THREATENED WITH DEMOTION IF THE RESULTS WERE PUBLISHED.
+   ''THERE WAS VERY DEFINITE PRESSURE FROM SEVERAL SOURCES WITHIN THE
+DEPARTMENT OF ENERGY TO, IF NOT WITHDRAW RESULTS FROM THE STUDY, TO
+CHANGE THE FINDINGS OR THE INTERPRETATION,'' WILKINSON SAID.
+   AFTER THE REPORT WAS PRINTED IN ITS ORIGINAL FORM IN THE FEBRUARY
+1987 EDITION OF THE AMERICAN JOURNAL OF EPIDEMIOLOGY, WILKINSON'S
+RESEARCH GROUP WAS MERGED WITH ANOTHER OPERATION AT LOS ALAMOS,
+EFFECTIVELY LIMITING HIS DIRECT AUTHORITY OVER SUCH STUDIES.
+   ''I NEVER EXPERIENCED ANYTHING LIKE THIS (WITH) NATIONAL CANCER
+INSTITUTE CONTRACTS, CONTRACTS WITH OTHER AGENCIES,'' SAID WILKINSON.
+''NOTHING LIKE THIS, EVER.''
+   DOE SPOKESMAN JEFF SHERWOOD SAID HE COULD NOT RESPOND TO
+WILKINSON'S CONTENTIONS BUT HE RESTATED THE AGENCY'S COMMITMENT TO
+THE HEALTH REVIEW AND NOTED OVERSIGHT CONTROLS THAT ARE DESIGNED TO
+ENSURE CREDIBILITY.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+Author: [Don H Kemp]  Subj: Did Legion of Doom Plant "Time Bombs" Also?
+Date: Thu Apr 05 1990 16:30
+Lines: 14
+ 
+As reported in AT&T's Consultant Liason Program electronic newsletter
+"Newsbriefs":
+ 
+LEGION OF DOOM -- ... A government affadavit alleged that in June hackers
+believed to be Legion of Doom members planted software "time bombs" in
+AT&T's 5ESS switching computers in Denver, Atlanta and New Jersey.  These
+programs ... were defused by AT&T security personnel before they could
+disrupt phone service. ... New York    Newsday, p. 15, 4/1.
+ 
+Don H Kemp  B & K Associates, Inc.  Rutland, VT
+uunet!uvm-gen!teletech!dhk
+ 
+ 
+ 
+(Geez, they're trying to pin everything on the LOD guys, eh?)
+ 
+ 
+ 
+Re: "Flat-rate" Long Distance Services  Date: Thu Apr 05 1990 16:28
+Lines: 40
+ 
+"David G. Cantor" <dgc@math.ucla.edu> writes:
+> A number of companies are advertising "unlimited long distance calling
+> for fees on the order of $200.00/month.  Apparently they insert a
+> "black box" in your telco line so that, when you dial long-distance,
+> your calls are resent to a 950 number, and then you use one of the
+> standard carriers at bulk-rates.
+ 
+ 
+Yes, and probably using a stolen authorization code. Several years ago
+we went through the era of "flat-rate" long distance. Without exception,
+it was fraudulent. Back then, you would sign up with the company and they
+would give you a 950 number to call (it was usually Sprint or MCI) and an
+authorization code that would allow you to makeas many calls as you like
+for $200 a month.  They would concoct some excuse or another as to why
+they would have to keep giving you new authorization codes, but now it seems
+that they can make this invisible to the "customer" via dialers. It is very
+reassuring to note that even the scam artists keep up with available
+technology.
+ 
+> I would like to know what are people's experiences with such services
+> and which companies provide the best service.
+ 
+If by "best service" you mean "how long is it before the gendarmarie
+come banging on your door", the answer is about 2-3 months. You will
+probably get off light if you cooperate.I'd be happy to eat my words if
+wrong, but think about it for a moment.  Many companies, including my humble
+self, spend many times $200 a month for long distance. If something like
+this was legitimate, I (and a stampede-load of others) would cancel my
+Sprint, AT&T, and WATS services in a second. The next call you make should
+probably be to the authorities!
+ 
+ 
+    John Higdon         ?   P. O. Box 7648   ?
+    +1 408 723 1395    john@bovine.ati.com   ?
+     San Jose, CA 95150 ?       M o o !
+ 
+Wowzerz.  We will continue this in ATI48. Go download it now!
+ 
+ 
+ 
+DOWNLOADED FROM THE RED PHONE BBS.....201-748-4005
+ 
+ 
+ 
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+-----------------------------------> the roving eavesdropper ------------>
+ 
+ 
+As stated in the past, The Roving Eavesdropper is an occasional column we
+present to you here at ATI to describe reality, or, other unusual aspects
+of existence that you might not normally encounter. In this column, we bring
+you a ragging session from a Commodore 64 "warez" BBS. Enjoy!
+ 
+ 
+BAT LOSERS
+ 
+ 
+  Post the Names of the BIGGEST
+  Losers you know..
+ 
+ 
+         Bat Losers
+ 
+ 
+ > #62 - bat losers
+  Who: OZZY (#19)
+  Day: THURS., 1/11  3:53 pm
+  Why: The Groover
+ 
+  This dudes an Asshole he thinks
+he can come on a board and pass judgement like he7s God or somethin'!!!!!!
+later
+the ozz
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ > #65 - bat losers
+  Who: THE GROOVER (#57)
+  Day: FRI., 1/12 10:11 pm
+  Why: Ozzy
+ 
+PASS JUDGEMENT ON WHAT?
+ I said I like T-Rex. Big fuckin' deal. What, you had a homosexual
+experience with Marc Bolan or something? And nice handle. I wish
+I'd thought to name myself after a strung out old loser metal garbage man
+like Ozzy Osbourne.
+  Somebody please, take out the trash.
+   (Why don't we all just listen to the beatles like back in '68?)
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ > #66 - bat losers
+  Who: THE MAD MIDGET (#1)
+  Day: SAT., 1/13  6:28 pm
+  Why: back in 68?
+ 
+you were still in yer fathers nutsack back in 68...
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ > #67 - bat losers
+  Who: SUG! (#28)
+  Day: SAT., 1/13  7:48 pm
+  Why:
+ 
+ i see a fight coming!
+ 
+    another one will bite the dust.
+sug!
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ > #68 - bat losers
+  Who: OZZY (#19)
+  Day: SUN., 1/14 12:35 am
+  Why: GRovER
+ 
+  Are you nuts!!!!!!!
+I wish you were back in 68 so you can take some brown acid and die on a
+bad trip!!!!!
+T.Rex HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
+you have the balls to say such a thing!!!!!!!!!
+Tribute a double live $14.00 album went platnum in 8 days!!!
+T.Rex ever go platnum......didn't think so!!!!!!!!!
+Go Fuck a hole in the Wall!!!
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ > #69 - bat losers
+  Who: THE GROOVER (#57)
+  Day: SUN., 1/14  2:13 pm
+  Why: (grin)
+ 
+Ever hear of 'Electric Warrior'? Platinum about 9x over, dick.
+ 
+      tG
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ > #70 - bat losers
+  Who: OZZY (#19)
+  Day: SUN., 1/14  4:57 pm
+  Why: (laughing)
+ 
+ over a ten year period world wide!
+you fuckin peace of dog shit that someone stepped in.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ > #71 - bat losers
+  Who: THE CREEP (#3)
+  Day: WED., 1/17  6:44 pm
+  Why: not to mention
+ 
+scraped off! Ill tell you why we all dont go an listen to the beatles
+in 68' groovie, its because were in 1990!! you shit faced limp dick!
+ 
+ 
+Creep
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ > #72 - bat losers
+  Who: THE GROOVER (#57)
+  Day: THURS., 1/18  2:12 pm
+  Why: HAHAHAHA
+ 
+okay...
+ 
+ Pump up the jam pump it up while...
+ 
+ is this better, ya fug'n bunch of guido/metalhead/fuckin' geeks!
+ What're ya gonna do now, ask mommy for a 2400 baud modem so you can
+shut me out? I SHALL NOT GO QUIETLY
+ 
+Fuck you all  (my buffer sez hi)
+ 
+        THEMUTHERFUKKINGROOVER
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ > #73 - bat losers
+  Who: THE CREEP (#3)
+  Day: THURS., 1/18  3:11 pm
+  Why: hahaha
+ 
+ooh boy groovie you really got a way with words dontcha, your probably
+one a those fuckin bushy haired pot heads who listens to freedom rock
+all the damn day.... right MAN? bahahaha what a loser! take your
+dad's balls outta your ass and see the light shithead.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ > #74 - bat losers
+  Who: THE MAD MIDGET (#1)
+  Day: THURS., 1/18  6:36 pm
+  Why: he signed his handle
+ 
+the mother fucking groover?
+please dont bring yer house activities to this bbs .. good for you that
+you punmp yer mother.. please just dont let us normal people know about
+yer sexual activities with yer mother. PUMP UP THE JAM? more like
+PUMP UP MOM! pump her up YOH PUMP HER! isnt that what you and yer brother
+sing when yer alone with yer hairy mom?
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ > #75 - bat losers
+  Who: OZZY (#19)
+  Day: THURS., 1/18 10:51 pm
+  Why: GROOVER
+ 
+now you shouldn't make fun of Groover because when he was 11 he walked
+into his parents room while they had sex and he decided to start to
+pull his pudd he like it SOOOOO MUCH that he began to Pull His DAD'S!!!
+ 
+(groover loves slippin old grandma the tounge when she kisses him)
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ > #76 - bat losers
+  Who: XYNAMAX (#35)
+  Day: SUN., 1/28 12:53 pm
+  Why: Batlooser
+ 
+Ya want a bat loser?
+ 
+  GROOVER!
+ 
+ 
+ ><ynama><
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+(Taken from The Batcave BBS... 201-779-3924)
+ 
+ 
++-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
++-
+ 
+Now, for some miscellaneous stuff from The Mentor's old BBS, The Phoenix
+Project...I hope you enjoy this blast from the past!
+ 
+ 
+Taken from The National Enquirer, June 11, 1985 edition, p.28
+ 
+'BEWARE- Computer Crooks Can Phone Long Distance - At Your Expense'
+ 
+  Watch out! Crooks are using computers to steal long-distance phone service
+code numbers- and if you use a long-distance service, check your phone bills
+carefully.
+  "It's absolutely frightening," declared John Maxfield, an expert who works
+for private industry tracking down computerized thieves.
+  There are millions of Americans who subscribe to long-distance phone
+services- such as Sprint, MCI, Teltec for Transcall America.
+  Subscribers are given a personal code number, which they dial to gain
+access to the computer that makes the long-distance calls.
+  An ENQUIRER investigation has turned up some shocking examples of what can
+happen when a crook discovers your long-distance code number:
+  o A New York woman was stunned to open her phone bill and find it
+totalled $175,000. Her access number had been traded among several thieves.
+  o Prisoners at Atlanta's Fulton County Jail bought someone's Transcall
+America number- and ran up a whopping bill of more than $12,000 before they
+were discovered.
+  o A Florida woman received a $175 phone bill listing dozens of long-
+distance calls- and after protesting, she learned that her Teltec number
+had been stolen and sold to a jail inmate.
+  Many thieves discover valid long-distance codes by programming their
+computers to find sets of numbers that work, explained Donn Parker, an
+expert on computerized crooks who works for a California research and
+consulting firm.
+  "A kid can turn on his computer before he goes to school in the morning
+and run it all day long.
+  "He comes home- and there on the printer is a list of valid numbers that
+the computer has turned out."
+  Incredibly, it's practically impossible to stop these thieves, the
+experts agree- and about the only way you can protect yourself is to go
+over your phone bills with a fine-tooth comb.
+  "The customer should report any suspicions they have," said Joe Rudd,
+former security chief for Transcall America.
+  "Otherwise you may end up holding the bag on a big phone bill, because in
+many states, a telephone company is not responsible after 30 days.
+  "If we establish that a code has been stolen and calls made by a crook,
+we'll give the customer credit."
+                      -David Wright
+ 
+Discussion Questions:
+ 1) Has anyone ever heard of Transcall America? Or how about Teltec?
+ 2) Why does the Enquirer rely on the words "Expert","crook" and "thieves"
+so much?
+ 3) Since when do inmates use access codes?
+ 4) Have you ever "Turned on your computer in the morning" and run it all
+day long?
+ 5) Why do they ask the FORMER security chief of Transcall America? (I'll
+answer that one, nobody else wanted to talk to them!)
+ 6) How the fuck could anybody ever run up $175,000 phone bill in a 30 day
+billing period?
+ 7) Do you 'program' your computer to find 'sets' of numbers? I personally
+just type "BRUN CAT HACKER 3.71"
+ 
+Recommendations:
+ 1) Hack Transcall America and Teltec. Since nobody has ever heard of them,
+they will be poor and they can't afford a tracing system.
+ 2) Assume that all ENQUIRER sources are a little 4'2" old lady in the
+corner
+of their office building.
+ 3) Enquirer investigations are trash.
+ 4) the Enquirer is trash.
+ 5) They should be sued for telling the entire reading population how to
+hack numbers.
+ 
+Please Distribute.
+ >>Racal Vadic<<
+ 
+............................................................................
+ 
+ 
+89/100: virus writers
+Name: Gordon Meyer #57
+Date: 4:48 pm  Sun Nov 06, 1988
+ 
+Watching CNN on Friday I noticed that they somehow decieded this national
+UNIX virus was the work of the hackers (shudder,gasp).  Wonder if they gave
+a
+second thought to pointing fingers after they found out it was some "bored
+grad student" that released it?
+-=->G<-=-
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+90/100: The media
+Name: Lord North #197
+Date: 1:11 pm  Mon Nov 07, 1988
+ 
+don't ever make any distinction.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+91/100: ...
+Name: Epsilon #12
+Date: 2:40 pm  Mon Nov 07, 1988
+ 
+ Whenever the slightest little thing happens involving computer security,
+or the breach thereof, the media goes fucking bat shit and points all their
+fingers at us 'nasty hackers'.
+ They're so damned ignorant it's sick. And that radio show.  That guy was a
+fucking moronic fool.  How dare he make  stereotypes of hackers, and say
+we're all a bunch of geeks who lack physical and social exposure because
+we're always in our rooms.  Fine, if he wants to play with stereotypes, we
+can just say that he's a bored, middle-aged, undersexed pervert who
+watches porno flicks while his fat wife is asleep, and takes out his
+sexual aggression on children.  It's so amazing.  And they wonder why
+certain individuals resort to pulling their credit and harassing the shit
+out of them.  They deserve it.
+ 
+ Epsilon
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+92/100: Notice...
+Name: The Prophet #91
+Date: 12:04 pm  Tue Nov 08, 1988
+ 
+How sympathetic the media was with the culprit after it was discovered that
+he was a bored Cornell grad and the son of a respected scientist.
+ 
+  -TP
+LOD/H
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+93/100: Hackers Ethichs
+Name: Red Knight #48
+Date: 3:58 pm  Tue Nov 08, 1988
+ 
+Two days ago I was on CIS. There while in one of the band.I saw this alias
+Mr. Hacker(USA)...I couldn't resist but to ask him "Why the handle like
+that" And basically we started talking about all and how it start.Then we
+proceeded on to boards.He told me that he was a part of sherwood forest 2,3.
+But refused to tell me his real handle. Anyway some jerk out of nowhere
+while we were talking about systems intereptedus and started giving us the
+third degree.I tried to as much as I could to tell him that Hackers were
+actaully not bad people but are only trying to educate themselves.He was
+not even ready to listen our side of the story, but said that Hackers were
+just a bunch of nonsense people trying to reck systems etc.This really got
+me PISSED off.And soon I was getting in the mood for the offensive side.
+But later on as the conversation proceed (Negatively) three other people
+got into it.They were completly opposed to us.I could feel it that we were
+out numbered but we still stood but their ignorance never allowed them to
+understand what we were trying to say. So we just decided to bag it and let
+the jerks say what they want and decided to go (/TALK). Mr. Hacker(USA)
+turned out be quite knowledgeable and new alot about Computer Security
+and also inside out about DMS100. Never knew who this person was.Anybody
+have a clue?
+ 
+Anyway what I am also trying to say is that SAVANT hackers who go around
+destroying systems they Hack is totaly pathetic and has given a bad
+name to the so called "Educational Hackers"..and basically there no way to
+stop these pigs.
+ 
+ 
+One very pissed
+Red Knight
+P/HUN
+TSAN
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+94/100: media
+Name: Professor Falken #16
+Date: 4:48 pm  Tue Nov 08, 1988
+ 
+As stated in the above posts whenever the media happens upon anything that
+invloves malicious computer use its the "HACKERS".  The word is a catch
+phrase it makes mom drop the dishes and watch the TV. They use the word
+becuase not only they don't really know the meaning but they have lack of
+a word to describe the perpatrator.  Thats why hacker has such a bad name,
+its always associated with evil things and such. Well I thik I agree with
+Arcane Heirophant it is a nice evil word
+to describe ourselves.
+ 
+- Falken
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+95/100: Hackers and media
+Name: The Mci Sprinter #105
+Date: 5:11 pm  Tue Nov 08, 1988
+ 
+I never seen a phreaker called a phreaker when caught and he's printed
+in the newspaper. You always see them "Hacker caught in telephone fraud".
+"Hacker defrauds old man with phone calling card".. What someone should do
+is tell the fucken media to get it straight.
+ 
+-TMS
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+96/100: They don't want to get it
+Name: Lord North #197
+Date: 1:17 pm  Wed Nov 09, 1988
+ 
+straight, they want catch-phrases to maintain interest and sell copy.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+97/100: names
+Name: Mr. Icom #205
+Date: 9:14 pm  Wed Nov 09, 1988
+ 
+Certain security publications use the term "Computer Phreak" to indicate a
+person who "penetrates" computer systems.  Their reasoning is that
+Hacker means a knowledgible computer user, and doesn't imply illegal usage,
+while a phreak is someone who illegaly uses the phone system. (sic).
+Personally I think it's a bunch of bullshit, and why not use the term
+"hacker", it does have a nice sinister ring to it.
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+98/100: HUMPH!
+Name: Doc Cypher #155
+Date: 9:33 pm  Wed Nov 09, 1988
+ 
+ 
+     I dont think you seem to notice half of the misconceptions being taken
+out on the 'Electronic Underground'.. I read in a paper last year about a
+man who sold children and made a diary about the sexual encounters he had
+with the children and put it on disk...  Got busted, and the headline,
+NO SHIT, was : 'Child Pervert Hacker Arrested in Florida case'...
+ 
+   If people would try to clear up the misconceptions with some of these
+officials, possibly our name wouldn't get thrown around so much...
+ 
+Doctor Cypher
+be - ell - co -ree
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+99/100: The Child Pervert Hacker
+Name: The Prophet #91
+Date: 9:17 am  Thu Nov 10, 1988
+ 
+That enormous misconception was used by one particularly ambitious
+politician as a vote-grabber a few years back. He wanted to place BBS's
+under _very_strict_ federal control to prevent pedophiles from keeping
+on-line databases of easy victims. Ridiculous, but many people bought that
+bullshit.  By the way, good old John Maxfield of Boardscan, Inc., was once
+arrested (and convicted!) of child molestion.
+ 
+  -TP
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+100/100: wheee...
+Name: The Mentor #1
+Date: 9:07 pm  Thu Nov 10, 1988
+ 
+Well, this is a first... in addition to scads of security personel, we now
+have someone's Mom on...  Actually, that worries me more than anything...
+all I need is for some parent to freak out and begin a massive campaign to
+get me in trouble.
+Anyway, I gave her access.  We'll see how it goes.  I'm holding my breath...
+let's hope her offspring has enough sense not to try and make TNT in the
+kitchen or any of the other boneheaded things that some of the early Phracks
+recommended doing...
+ 
+The Mentor
+ 
+ 
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+Wow, look who's back!  Its:... 
+
+    ****     ********    ********
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+Issue #49 - September 12, 1990
+
+
+Send all correspondence, letters to the editor, flowers, money and stuffed
+animals to:                 
+
+   Activist Times, Inc.
+   P.O. Box 2501
+   Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+
+
+ATI's staff: 
+     Ground Zero - publisher, editor, writer     
+     Prime Anarchist - editor, writer
+     Writing/Research staff - Sk8 the Skinhead, Fah-Q, MAC???, and other  
+occasional contributors.       
+
+
+
+     Wow. It's been a while since our last issue. And lots of things, good
+and bad, have transpired.
+     Under Operation Sun Devil, scores of people were raided and busted. One
+permanent effect of the operation is the fact that Ripco BBS, an institution 
+of the computer underground community, is permanently down. 
+     Another intrgral part of the computer underground that bit the dust is
+the famous online newsletter called Phrack.  Its publisher, Knight Lightning,
+was left with $100,000 worth of legal bills to pay off, and has stated that
+he will not continue to publish the journal, much to the loss of the rest
+of us.  Doc Holiday from 713 published his own version of Phrack and 
+received a great deal of criticism for it.  It is our understanding that he
+might continue to use the Phrack name, but we hope that he decides to put
+his publication out under a different name. 
+     Under this climate of repression against computer users, some may have 
+thought that even ATI has closed its electronic doors.  This is not the case.
+We here at ATI will continue to publish as long as there is a readership
+interested in our publication.  And with the enthusiasm expressed by many 
+regarding ATI, we are confident in saying that we'll be around for a long
+time.  Sadly enough, however, ATI is the LAST regular underground online 
+newsletter that is still being published. 
+     I apologize for the delay between issues.  I promise that ATI will come
+out on a more regular basis from now on. Expect to see at least 1 ATI per
+month, hopefully more.
+     As stated before, ATI is available from many BBS's.  However, I took
+down The Red Phone BBS, so ATI's main points of release will be The Workshop
+of the Telescopes at 201-916-1943 and the TAP BBS at 502-499-8933.  Since our
+last few issues, I found, to my surprise, that it's next to impossible to
+list every BBS on which ATI is available, as it's being spread around quite
+well. ATI has made it to BBS's all around the US, plus ones in Germany,
+Sweden, Norway, Yugoslavia, and more.
+     If you have internet access, you may obtain issues of ATI through the
+net by mailing me at ...uunet!tronsbox!akcs.groundzero.uucp .  I have a 
+sizable list of readers receiving ATI through the net, and would like to add
+more.  
+     Needless to say, please do upload ATI to your favorite boards, or mail
+copies of it to your net-friends. Spread this publication as far as you can!
+     Also, you may obtain a full set of ATI back issues by sending $1 (and a
+disk if you can) to the address for ATI listed above.  Back issues are 
+available for the following computer types on 3.5" disks: IBM compatibles,
+Amiga, Atari ST, Macintosh, and Commodore. Commodore users may receive the
+issues on 3 1/2" or 5 1/4" disks (please specify which size you want).
+     The ATI staff is also looking for submissions, large and small. If you
+have anything, whether it be a larger article or a small blurb 1 paragraph
+long you wish to contribute, please mail me at ATI's PO Box or at my net 
+address listed above, or at the Workshop or TAP BBS's.  
+     Now, let's kick off this issue with Prime Anarchist World News, with his
+unique focus on earth-type stuff and other pressing issues of the day:
+
+p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*p*a*w*n*
+
+
+     Hola Buenos, El Anarchisto Primavera Aqui. Your libertarian at large,
+or was that seismologist at the switch? Or was it gynecologist at the
+Guggenheim???
+     It's 415am. And a nice calm pleasant 60 degrees up here.   I met an old
+friend of Jack Keroac'sand he owns a shanty up in the mountains here, 8
+miles up by donkee, 11 by foot. (Don't ask me, that's what the sign says).
+Can't tell you his name; he's one of those hippies who headed for the hills
+for some all too obvious reasons.He owns a Martin guitar from the 1940's
+has a book collection out there that makes the Library of Congress look like
+Nixon's home library, and charges 3.50 a bunk (room for 40 or more if we're
+small) with no hassles about customer name and address.   I stumbled into
+this place by accident on a nature hike. (Why would I go 8 miles for a
+place to pee? Hmm)At any rate, I'll be returning there this morning sometime
+and I'll finish this column then.
+    Til then; buenos nachos...
+    Oh, one quickie -- a FOLK from Prime.(basic ADE blues) I got the Mercon
+buerocrat, fat boojuah status quo blues I got all-a trumps capital,
+nothin special to lose. Mercon buerocrat, fat boo-juah status quo blues. 
+    Was it as good for you as it was for me?
+    Ever find yourself sleeping too deepto dream? Do "think-of's"; that'll
+bring you back out to REM-- you'll then start dreaming again.   If you're
+not good at remembering your dreams when you wake up, keep a small notepad
+next to your bed. When you awake, jot down all the icons instead of trying
+to write the whole story. Then write later from your notes you'll lose less.
+eg: wineglass, pen,sarah, t-shirt, no smoking sign, kiss,ankle bracelet,
+ring, guitar, table,chair, bar, notebook, tongs.  Then later you go for the
+story aspect. You're drinking wine at a coffee house with Sarah, exchanging
+poems, wanting to smoke. Sarah's wearing just a really long t-shirt, annkle-
+bracelet and a ring. You kiss her a couple times. You promise to teach
+her to play guitar as she admires the entertainment. She puts on her tongs
+and the two of you leave. Then you woke up.  
+     What ever happened to MRR magazine?If anyone knows, do tell. THNX 
+     "The Hopi people <indians for you who have no clue> declare that Hopi
+Power be a force which will bring about world peace." From their Hopi
+Declaration of Peace, circa 17Jun90.
+     Beware of false prophets. If it looks too good to be true; it's probably
+tooooooooooooooo risky.
+     Insider Info: most people who win on game shows do not naturally jump
+up and down so queerly as is seen on TV. We tend to sit there with a
+"potential mass murderer" grin on our faces.   For this we need a coach. He
+makes the gals shake about enough to jiggle their tits in the most queer
+contrived fashion; and us guys are required to wiggle around like an
+uninhibited homosexual.  So remember, if it looks real, theres probably an
+"applause" sign staring him down.
+     If you spell quiche with a "k" (keesh?) then real men too will eat it.
+     What's dharma mean?   I drank a whole bottle full of acid rain. How
+come nothing happened for me except the men's room???   Define "yabyum".
+     Whatever happened to the Frito Bandito??? Was he replaced by "just do
+it", and "sometimes you gotta break the rules"?!?!?!?   I finally got a
+copy of "Skinny Legsand All" by Tom Robbins. I'll let ya know how I'm doin
+in a little bit.   "A close association of unions and big business is the
+hallmark of a fascist economy." Wow. Que concept.From the book "Trilaterals
+Over Washington". Are we already there???Close???   Make a profit; or just
+look like one at Oral Roberts school of Business/Television Entertainment/
+and Gospel Phukking.
+     Research Topic of the Week: A war on drugz can be seen as a diversion.
+Just like baseball, wife beating, or the drugz in and of themselves. PS:
+dont forget to turn your parents in if you think they're smoking pot. Witch
+Hunt? Nah...   A war on Drugz cannot be "won" cause it is so deeply rooted
+in our culture. Like our violence, our drug abuse (to include for sure
+nicotene and alcohol) is not doubt here to stay.  To get rid of drugz,
+you'd have to get rid of the peoploidz involved. And how do you rid
+yourself of your mayor,your sheriff, your mom or yourself???
+     We shouldve kept the Injuns alive long enuff for them to learn us how
+to treat our environ.   Enviro-tip of the week-- dont use too much
+detergent. Over sudsing makes the machine work harder. Use half what the
+box recommends. Maybe even less.Remember, they WANT you to use so much.Then
+you keep Mr. Maytag in 24$ per hr.   Runner-up: Keep a couple bottles of
+water in the fridge rather than runnin the tap all the time. --good bottles
+are Verifine apple, and just about any grapefruit jug. Prime Note: always
+use glass. Shy away from plastic. Cause u'r gonna hafta throw it away SOME
+time!!!
+     Suggestion of the decade: draw a square around yourself. Declare it a
+liberated zone. Kill anyone who enters.
+     Who the hell is Peter Kvitek??? The self-proclaimed hacker said 
+November 17th, in a SF Examiner article "the speed with which software is 
+stolen in the Soviet Union is incredible!" Relax, dood. First off, it's no 
+worse or faster than in Germany, Italy or here in the US. Who is this guy?? 
+Unless someone gets me a handle, a project, or a campaign, I'll just say the
+guy's a wannabe. Probably a code elite/cool warez" kinda dood.
+    Everyone's a hacker these days. Right. When's the last time YOU trashed a
+TRW building? I'll bet there are just as many "hackers" today as there are 
+people who supposedly "were there" at Woodstock!!!
+    The average person's skull can be depressed by 10% before cracking-LM
+Boyd.
+    Soldiers of the Kiori tribe in New Guinea salute their superior officers
+by lightly chucking them under the chin. Do that to your favorite Lieutenant
+Col. Don't foget to say, "hey guy, how's it goin?"
+    Mooses are the largest North American member sof the deer family. Their 
+average height is 6 feet, quite like us, but they weigh in at 1200-1800
+pounds. Even Rosanne and Oprah together don't weigh that much. Besides,
+moose don't whine.
+    Delbert Yates, 16, of Valparaiso, IN has been in court for 6 years with
+the Chicago Cubs. They just paid him $67,500 as an apology for hitting him
+in the head with a foul ball. Come on, kid. That's the chance you gotta
+take. If I sued for all 3 windshields I'd lost behind the dugout, I'd
+probably stay in court until my 103rd birthday. You're a jerk, Yates. I
+suggest you've brought more shame to the game of baseball than Pete Rose,
+Pete Rose, and Pete Rose all combined. 
+    Are you a Yappy, or just Happy? YAP- Yipsters Against Paying.
+    HAPPY- Hipsters Against Paying Phor Yuppiedom.
+    I sure wish payphone directories would have more empty spaces, or at
+least more blank pages. 
+    Salvador's getting pretty hairy. I asked a phriend of mine (can't give
+his name for life or death purposes) who really knows a lot about our
+mission down there how much is Castro and how mush is us; and guess what
+he said? 80-20 us.
+    Feedback: I really like the Skinhead Hamlet in ATI45. 
+    On car insurance: You notice the rates go up every time they see a new 
+risk, but when a risk is alleviated (IE: drunk driving) rates don't go
+down? They just stay the same.
+     As your editor-at-large, I firmly announce that it's earth day, earth 
+decade, earth millenium. In corrolary 
+to having been asked "what'r u doin 4 earth day?" I have to ask - WHAT ARE 
+YOU DOING FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE?
+     University of Colorado won best college for the environment, an MTV 
+award.  If you missed it, you missed me.  You also missed Paul Newman, and
+also Mytch Snyder, along with a bunch of people doing 30 second spots on what
+they're doing for the environment.  For those of you who missed me, here's
+a transcript: (I didn't jot down what the starz said, sorry) "I do a lot of
+biking, and try to hike or walk whenever I can instead of driving."
+     Ian McCulloch split for E & the B-Men. And I think he sucks alone.
+     Be a crewmember on the spaceship Earth. The following itmes are avail-
+able right now. Get on it. It's worthwhile, and helps spread awareness. 
+
+Crewmember T-shirts. 100% cotton.
+Bumperstickers. White on Blue.
+Stickers. Same colors.
+Earth frisbee. 9-inch diameter.
+Crewmember certificate. Diploma style.
+Nasa photos - a true family portrait, and we're all in this one!
+Postcards.
+Earth posters.
+133 ways to Save the Earth, a poster.
+Wholearth mini-stickers, 2 inches.
+Wholearth large stickers, 3.2 inches.
+
+WE ARE NOT PASSENGERS ON SPACESHIP EARTH. WE ARE THE CREW.  Spaceship Earth:
+A Crewmember's guide. A fun book. 
+PLANETHOOD - another fun book.
+The earth flag 3 x 5 feet.
+Inflatable globes, accurate mapping.
+Earth buttons and magnets.
+
+Write: Joyous Concepts
+       PO Box 6566
+       Colorado Springs, CO 80934-6566
+
+Or call: 719-636-3637
+
+     There is only one Spaceship Earth, and there is no spare. We are the
+crew.  Let's all join together in sharing these symbols to help promote 
+positive global awareness and to celebrate our essential unity. (OK, the flag
+is $49, but everythung else is still cheap. There are 2 smaller sizes in you
+can't swing a $50 (only YUPPIES can swing that much these days! -GZ). But 
+waving that flag is cool. And anyone who'd burn THAT one's a fool.)
+     While wwearing Birkenstocks, if people ask ya "how're ya doing?", tell
+em, "Great!"
+     THIS JUST IN FROM SPY MAGAZINE - "The US Army is proud by definition, 
+so it's easy for them to come right out and admit it when they break into a
+Panamanian dictator's home and seize his Mexican food. At least that's what
+one American on the scene thought the 50 pounds of a suspicious powdery 
+substance at Manny's residence looked like - tamale filling.  But there were
+other opinions.  "We were sure it was coccaine", insisted the colonel whose
+troops made the cache.  "It was not coccaine", a Pentagon spokesman said a 
+month later.  Turns out it was not tamales, but close. The army confiscated
+farina, cornmeal, and lard, wrapped in banana leaves. Loss of military face?
+No way. Too proud. 
+     Call Kurt Vonnegut (Wash. DC area) and ask him where you could buy a 
+bearskin coat like he's got. Really cool lookin. So 40's. 
+     1% for Peace is now sponsored by Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream co. Write them:
+
+     1% for Peace
+     Dept BJ 
+     PO Box 658
+     Itaca, NY 14851
+
+     WHY I'M SEMIVEGETARIAN, by Prime. 
+     A, I don't like imposing on people;
+     B, I'm a sucker for chili, and,
+     C, oftentimes I'd starve if I went without meat.
+     If you're eating over someone's house (I do a lot), you eat what's on 
+the table.  You're an ass for refusing, or demanding.  Plus sometimes menus 
+don't come right out and say there's meat in a particular dish.  And for 
+time benefits, I eat and shut up instead of saying "Uh, waitress..."
+     Yeah, I'm partial to chili with more beans and less meat, but I'll eat 
+just about any chili thrown at me.  As long as it's hot.  Hot to temperature
+as well as hot to the taste buds.  Oh, I also prefer homemade (hint, hint)
+to Hormel (hormel is a capitalist pig co. !!! - GZ)
+     Sometimes you just don't have much choice.  When veggies aren't around, 
+salad is wilted, or meat and potatoes is the only bit offered, you do what
+you must.  The commune I live at doesn't make it too easy either.  The 
+foodage is extremely starchy, and chock full of red meat.  But I get by.  I 
+usually lean towards fish meals, and for druthers take chicken or turkey 
+first; but sometimes break down and grab a tenderloin or a shoeleather-
+cheeseburger.  
+     I never worry as I go to fast-food chains.  A full-fledged vegg could 
+easily survive a Big Mac or Whopper. There's really no beef to speak of
+there.
+     Hasta bueno,
+
+     P
+      r
+       i
+        m
+         e
+                                       
+!
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+===========================
+= info following brought  =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+
+
+    Do you own a scanner?  If not, it's a good investment as a source of
+entertainment and also a source of information about what's going on in the
+world around you.  Here, we present some interesting frequencies to tune in 
+                                                                            
+ 
+DRUG ENFORCEMENT AGENCY (DEA) INFORMATION FOR SCANNER FREAKS IN THE NY/NJ
+AREA
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
+-
+The following information is brought to you courtesy of "THE WALLS HAVE
+EARS".
+Did you know that the airwaves belong to the people ?? Let's keep it that
+way.
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
+-
+DEA VHF FREQUENCIES (as of 12-87)
+ 163.5375  164.825  165.2375  165.2875  165.4125  165.5125  165.5675 
+166.4625
+ 169.2     170.825  170.875   170.9     171.25    171.45    171.65    172.0
+ 172.05    172.2    172.7     172.575
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
+-
+DEA UHF FREQUENCIES (as of 12-87)
+ 415.6     416.05   416.2     416.325   416.6     417.025   417.04    417.45
+ 417.5     417.55   418.05    418.55    418.625   418.675   418.7     418.725
+ 418.75    418.775  418.8     418.825   418.875   418.9     418.925   418.95
+ 418.975   418.975  419.0     419.95    417.4
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
+-
+DEA 10-CODES
+ 10-1---Can't copy your transmission
+ 10-2---Received your transmission clearly
+ 10-4---If you don't know what this means, you should sell your scanner!!
+ 10-5---Relay my message
+ 10-6---Stand by
+ 10-7---Out of service at (Location)
+ 10-8---In service
+ 10-9---Repeat your information
+ 10-10--Prisoner present at (Time)
+ 10-15--Informant present at (Time)
+ 10-19--Return to (Location)
+ 10-20--Location
+ 10-21--Call (Whoever) by land-line
+ 10-22--Disregard
+ 10-25--Report in person to meet (Whoever)
+ 10-28--Vehicle registration information (VIN)
+ 10-30--Subscriber information
+ 10-33--Emergency traffic
+ 10-99--Emergency--Agent needs assistance
+ 10-100-Tactical activity (also "Signal-100")
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
+-
+DEA TRANSMIT INFO FOR REGION II (NY-NJ AREA)
+  
+TRANSMITTER SITE          AREA SERVED            CONTROLLED BY
+ Alpine NJ                 North.NJ/Upper NYC     NY--KLR710
+ Atlantic City NJ          Atlantic City NJ       At.City--KLR707 & NY--
+KLR710
+ Somerville NJ             North Cent. NJ         NY--KLR710
+ Buffalo NY                Buffalo area           NY--KLR710 & Buffalo--
+KLR711
+ Manorville NY             E. Long Island         NY--KLR710
+ Melville NY               Cent. Long Island      NY--KLR710
+ New York City NY          NYC                    NY--KLR710
+ NYC-Empire State Bldg.    NYC/Newark NJ          NY--KLR710
+ Burlington House NY       NYC                    NY--KLR710
+ Rochester NY              Rochester              LEAA Task Force
+ 
+ 
+Freq's below 174 MHZ may be used for coordination with US Customs & others
+also
+ 
+     Under the Electronic Communications Protection Act, it's illegal to 
+intercept mobile telephone calls as well as cellular phone calls, and very
+possibly marine phone calls as well. However, for informational purposes,
+here are some frequencies:
+
+35.26  35.30  35.34  35.38  35.42  35.46  35.38  35.42  35.46  35.50  35.54
+35.62  35.66
+
+150.180  150.210  150.510
+
+152.030 - 152.150 and 152.540 - 152.810 .. increase by .030 betwwen these
+ranges for valid mobile channels.
+
+252.200
+
+454.025 - 454.650 .. increase by .025 or .050 within this range for valid 
+channels.
+
+
+Marine Phone Frequencies:
+
+Ship: 157.200 - 157.425 .. increase by .025 within this range for each
+channel.
+
+Shore: 161.800 - 162.025 .. also increase by .025 between channels.
+
+Monitor the "Shore" frequencies to hear both sides of the conversation.
+
++-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
++-
+
+Wow. We'll continue this in ATI50. Go download it now!
+
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+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+                     issue 50
+
+A continuation of ATI49..         
+ 
+other publications worth of checking out----------------------->
+
+     TAP is a print newsletter dedicated to the dissemination of suppressed
+info, whether it be on hacking, phreaking, the gov't, or anything. It's fun
+to read, and issues cost only a 25 cent stamp! Send a stamp for the length
+of subscription you want; 1 stamp = 1 issue, 10 stamps = 10 issues.  They 
+have put out issues 92 thru 100. If you would like back issues, send $1 for
+each back issue you want.  Write them at:
+
+     TAP
+     P.O. Box 20264
+     Louisville, KY 40250
+
+     Also, be sure to call TAP's BBS at 502-499-8933.
+     The Iron Feather Journal provides info regarding hacking, phreaking,
+anarchy, or Commodore pirating.  IFJ is also a fun publication filled with
+interesting stuff.  They have put out issues 1 thru 9, and issues are $2 
+each. Write them at:
+     
+     Iron Feather Journal
+     P.O. Box 1905
+     Boulder, CO 80306-1905
+
+     2600 magazine provides more technical, specific hack/phreak info. It 
+also features a large section of letters from readers, and frequently has 
+some thought-provoking commentary and a unique sense of humor. For
+individuals, subscriptions are $18 US and $30 overseas. Call their recorded
+message at 516-751-2600 for more info, or write:
+
+     2600 Subscription Dept.
+     P.O. Box 752
+     Middle Island, NY 11953-0752
+
+     Babyfish is an interesting publication that features poetry, artwork and
+other items from a decidedly anarchist point of view. Issue #4 of Babyfish
+is available for $3  by writing:
+
+     Babyfish
+     P.O. Box 11589
+     Detroit, MI 48211
+
+$
+$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
+
+                                 --> movie time <--
+
+     Movies are great. Not only are they entertaining, but reflect our 
+society in various ways. Now for a few words on some movies:
+     "Darkman" was one of the most interesting movies I've seen in a while.
+It got generally good reviews by critics in the media, but I did see an 
+occasional bad review. But I submit that anyone who gave "Darkman" a bad 
+review missed the whole theme of the movie. "Darkman" was a lot like 
+"Batman" or "Dick Tracy" in that it provided a very comic-book-like design 
+in the film that could be seen in the set design, plot, and even the way 
+that actors moved, interacted, and delivered their lines.  The film also had
+a touch of "Phantom of the Opera" in its plot of a scientist who was severly
+disfigured after being attacked in his lab by mobsters, and then moves to 
+the role of protector of his girlfriend.  By the way, I thought "Darkman" 
+pulled off the "comic-book" theme very well while "Batman" and "Dick Tracy
+failed miserably. Anyway, go see "Darkman".
+     A disappointment of this past summer was "Robocop 2", only because it
+didn't do very well in the box office. I thought the new "Robocop" film was
+as good as its predecessor. Both films do an excellent job of conveying 2 
+msgs: 1) technology is going mad, and man's advancements in technology is 
+unfortunately not accompanied by a necessary advancement of morality and 
+ethics and 2) we are heading towards a very dark future, as portrayed in
+both films' "commercial" and "news clip" segments.  Rebels in Mexico? South
+Africa using nuclear weapons to defend apartheid? The ozone gone? Anti-theft
+car devices that trap and electrocute car thives?  These are just current 
+problems projected as worse-case scenarios in the not-so-distant future. 
+Also, more scrutinous viewers might find some other messages in the film
+conveyed very subtly, such as the roles of corporations and criminals. In 
+"Robocop 2", a female dealer of the drug "nuke" hold up a vial of the drug
+and says "Made in America". Cain, the leader of the nuke dealers says, "We're
+going to make that mean something again".  Later in the film, the head of
+the mega-corporation, OCP, stated "We're going to make 'made in America'
+mean something again" in reference to building copies of the Robocop 2 
+protoype.  And, if you recall, in "Robocop", Dick Jones, then-vice-pres. 
+of OCP says in a conference, "Good business is where you find it". Later on
+in the film, Clarence Boddicker, mobster and drug lord stated the very same
+thing.  Could it be that the message is that there is little difference 
+between mobsters and corporate leaders? That's why I liked both "Robocop" 
+films so much - because of their perspective.  I look forward to "Robocop 3".
+     I finally rented a copy of "Roger and Me", which is a story of how the
+closing of GM plants in Flint, MI deeply affected the city.  GM closed many
+plants and opened new ones in Mexico just past the border to avoid paying
+decent wages to US workers. Flint was devastated by the closing, and the film
+documents this in a very moving way. It's shocking to know that US 
+corporations are given license to wreak havoc on peoples' lives. In Europe
+and other places, plant closings are regulated by strict laws that demand
+that the corporations take some economic responsibility for laid-off workers
+for some period of time so they can get on their feet.  This was not the case
+in Flint.  People suddenly found themselves jobless and destitute. They were
+evicted from their homes, and those who could afford it moved away from 
+Flint. The ones who were forced to remain were subject to the highest 
+violent crime rate in the country and extremely bleak job prospects. Go rent
+"Roger and Me" and watch a chapter in the death of the American dream.
+     For the story of Flint is the story of all the US.  Blue collar jobs
+that provided some financial security and the ability to make a good home 
+and living are disappearing by the day.  Abandoned factories litter our 
+landscape, and we painfully learn that industry no longer provides the 
+promise it once did, while the very same blue collar jobs are being done by
+workers in 3rd world countries living under a much lower standard of living.
+Some say our economy has changed to a service economy. I say it's changed to
+a
+service/welfare economy.  Those not in the service economy or the dwindling
+industrial economy are given a substinence thru welfare programs, which mask
+the fact that our "economy" can't support all of us. It's time to look for 
+other solutions, and this starts with taking a look at who runs this country,
+what kind of rules are they making for their own benefit, and the fact that
+the gap between rich and poor is greatly winding. And the middle class is 
+disappearing. Talk about bleak...
+
+$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
+
+Now, for an interesting text-file we saw floating around a local BBS. Since
+the file has no authorship and contains some valuable info, we decided to
+include it in this issue of ATI.  We would like to give credit to the author
+of the file, but since there is no identifying info on this file, we can't.
+Anyway, enjoy:
+
+
+
+                   ---------------------------------------
+                     THE  EQUAL  ACCESS  HACKER'S  GUIDE
+                   ---------------------------------------
+
+The axing of good ole Ma Bell has rendered wrong everything  you  now  know
+about  phone  companies.  The procedure for placing a long distance call is
+now above the understanding level of a good proportion of the  public,  and
+the  various  companies  are  doing very little to educate them.  Thus this
+attempt to inform the reader what new evil lives at the other  end  of  his
+pair.
+
+In areas that are now equal access, it is possible to place a long distance
+call  using any of the carriers who will complete it for you.  You do *not*
+have to have previously set up an account with the carrier, as in the past.
+They will complete the call  and  pass  the  billing  back  to  your  local
+operating company [LOC], which in turn bills you for the call.  So to place
+the call via the "alternate" carrier, you pick up and dial:
+
+10nnn + 1 + area code + number
+
+The  nnn  is  magic:  it  allows you to select a different carrier for that
+call.  There are a zillion little Mom-n-Pop carriers  in  different  areas,
+but  here  are  some  of the major ones whose access codes should be fairly
+consistent.
+
+220 Western Union     ;; consistently bad audio 90% of the time
+222 MCI               ;; duplexey lines sometimes
+288 AT&T              ;; you know the story
+333 U.S.Telecom       ;; reasonably ok
+444 Allnet            ;; a major reseller of others' services
+488 ITT               ;; *bad* audio, useless for modems
+777 GTE Sprint        ;; usually good quality -- rivals AT&T
+
+When you complete a call this way,  via a carrier who "doesn't know who you
+are", you are referred to as a "casual caller".  Most of the major carriers
+will  complete  casual calls.  The smaller ones usually want an access code
+and a pre-existing account.  Note that all  this  is  perfectly  legal  and
+nobody  is  going  to come pound on your door and demand your firstborn for
+making your calls this way.  The fun part starts when  one  considers  that
+this  two-stage  billing  process  involves  a  lot  of  red tape and paper
+shuffling,  and the alternate [i.e.  not AT&T] carriers often  have  poorly
+designed  software.  This  can  often lead to as much as a 6-month lag time
+between when you make the call and when you get the bill for it.  There  is
+a  chance that you won't get billed for some calls at all,  especially real
+short ones.  And if you do get billed,  the rates will be reasonable.  Note
+that  if you don't have an account with a given company,  you won't be able
+to take advantage of any bulk rates they offer for their known customers.
+
+It is likely that for this reason,  i.e.  all the mess involved in  getting
+the  billing  properly  completed,   that  the  local  Bell  companies  are
+attempting to *suppress* knowledge of this.  Notice that when you get  your
+equal access carrier ballots, nowhere do they mention the fact that you can
+"tenex" dial,  i.e.  10nnn,  through other carriers.  They want you to pick
+one and set it up as your 1+ carrier so you don't have  to  learn  anything
+new.  Now,  it's  already  highly likely that the little carriers will fold
+and get sucked up by AT&T and eventually everything will work right  again,
+but  this  policy  is  pushing  the  process along.  The majority of people
+aren't going to want to deal with shopping around for carriers,  are  going
+to choose AT&T because it's what they've come to trust, and their lines are
+still  the  best  quality  anyway.  However,  the more people become casual
+callers,  the more snarled up the billing process is going to  become,  and
+the resulting chaos will have many effects,  one of which may be free calls
+for the customers,  and the  carriers  and  LOCs  being  forced  to  either
+straighten  up  their  acts,  disable  casual  calls and lose business,  or
+knuckle under completely.
+
+So where can you get more info about equal access,  if not from your  local
+company?  You  call  1  800 332 1124,  which AT&T will happily complete for
+you,  and talk to the special consumer awareness group dedicated to helping
+people out with equal access.  They will send you,  free of charge,  a list
+of all the carriers  which  serve  your  area,  with  their  access  codes,
+customer service numbers,  billing structure,  and lots of other neat info.
+The LOCs will give out this number, but only under duress.  They will *not*
+give out any information about other carriers,  including what  ones  serve
+your central office,  so you shouldn't even bother trying.  It's apparently
+been made a universal company policy, which is ridiculous, but the case.
+
+Let's get into some of the technical aspects of this.  First off, you might
+ask, why 10nnn?  Well, it could have been 11nnn too, but it wasn't.  If you
+think about it, other numbers could be mis-parsed as the beginnings of area
+codes.  3-digit carrier codes also leaves  plenty  of  room  for  expansion
+[haw!].  Some  of  the  carriers won't complete casual calls,  and may even
+give recordings to the effect of "invalid access code".  Basically when you
+$ek this  way,  your  central  office  simply  passes  the  entire  packet
+containing  your  number and the number you want to call to the carrier and
+lets the carrier deal with  it.  You'll  notice  that  this  process  takes
+longer  for  some  of  the  carriers.  The carriers have differing database
+structures and hardware,  so it takes some time to figure out if  it  knows
+who  the  calling number is,  if bulk rates apply,  and a few other things.
+While it's doing this search, you get silence.  What's a lot of fun is that
+in areas that have recently gone equal access,  the central offices do this
+exact same process for public phones.  And since the carrier usually has no
+idea  of  what a public phone is,  it happily completes the call for you as
+though you dialed it from home.  It is unclear who gets the resulting  bill
+from  this,  but  it  usually  doesn't  take  them  long  to  fix it.  It's
+conceivable that the carriers can hold numbers to *not* complete calls from
+in their database, as well as regular customer numbers.
+
+Some carriers also handle 0+ calls.  If you dial 10nnn 0+  instead  of  1+,
+the  office  will  hand  it  off  as usual,  and you'll be connected to the
+carrier's switch,  which gives you a tone.  You are expected to enter  your
+authorization  code at this point,  and then off the call goes.  This is so
+you can complete equal-access style calls from friends' phones and use your
+own billing.  It also requires that you have an account  with  the  carrier
+already  and an authorization code to use.  Some carriers,  in places where
+the public phone bug has been fixed,  will handle 1+ calls from  them  this
+way as well.  This mechanism introduces a security hole,  because it's real
+easy to determine the length of a valid authorization code from this  since
+something  happens  right  after  the  last digit is dialed.  Carriers that
+don't do this will sometimes tell you to dial "operator-assisted calls"  by
+dialing  102880+  the number you want.  Already they're admitting that AT&T
+is better than they are.
+
+And as if this wasn't enough,  carriers that  do  this  will  also  usually
+connect  you  straight  to  the  switch  if  you dial 10nnn#.  The LOCs are
+finally getting around to using the # key as sort  of  an  "end-of-dialing"
+feature,  so  you  can  reach  the switch directly without having to dial a
+local number or 950-something.  Being able to get to the  carrier's  switch
+is useful,  because they often have special sequences you can dial there to
+get their customer service offices,  various test tones,  and other things.
+If you get the switch and then dial # and the tone breaks, you may have one
+of  these.  Another  #  should bring the tone back;  if digits have already
+been dialed then # is a regular cancel or recall.  Some carriers use *  for
+this.  Anyway,  if # breaks the tone,  an additional digit may start a call
+to an office.  You can tell if it's working if #  has  no  further  effect;
+you'll  eventually either hear ringing or nothing if that digit hasn't been
+defined.  Many of the  carriers  have  magic  digit  sequences  that  would
+otherwise look like authorization codes,  but go off immediately upon being
+dialed and call somewhere.
+
+Call timing and billing is a very hazy issue with the  alternates,  as  one
+may see from the consumer group sheet.  AT&T is still the only one that can
+return called-end supervision, i.e. the signal that tells your local office
+that the called party has picked up.  The alternates,  although they may be
+planning to install this through agreements with the LOCs  and  AT&T,  have
+not  done  so  yet,  so they use timeouts to determine if billing should be
+started yet.  These are usually the time that 8 rings takes;  assuming that
+most  people will give up after 6 or 7.  So if you listen to your brother's
+fone ring 20 times because he went out drinking last night and is now  dead
+to the world,  you will get billed for the call whether he wakes up or not.
+This is sort of a cheapo compromise, but since AT&T is so reluctant to hand
+them supervision equipment,  their hands are sort of tied.  But notice that
+it's  likely  that  you  won't  get  billed  for  a real short call that is
+answered quickly, either.  With the advent of 9600 baud voice-grade modems,
+this could have some interesting applications as far as message passing  is
+concerned,  and avoids pissing off operators by trying to yell through non-
+accepted collect calls or long lists of what  person-to-person  name  meant
+what.  But  in  general,  you should keep your own records of what call and
+what carrier and if it completed or  not,  so  you  won't  get  erroneously
+billed by a silly timeout.
+
+Carriers  often  use  their own switching equipment;  they also often lease
+lines from AT&T Long Lines for their own use.  Allnet, for example,  leases
+equipment  and  time  from  other  carriers  at  bulk rates and resells the
+service to the customer.  So if you use Allnet,  you can never  tell  whose
+equipment  you're  really  talking  on,  because it's sort of like roulette
+between satellite,  microwave,  or landline and who owns it.  Some of  this
+latter-generation  switching equipment is warmed-over AT&T stuff from a few
+years ago, and therefore may be employing good old single-frequency trunks,
+i.e.  2600 Hz will disconnect them.  In the early days of  carriers  before
+equal  access,  2600  would  often  reset  the  local switch and return its
+dial tone.  This is less common these days but there's a lot  of  equipment
+still out there that responds to it.
+
+When  you  select your default carrier,  there is another valid option that
+isn't on the ballot.  It is called "no-pick",  and is not exactly  what  it
+sounds  like.  If  you simply don't pick one or return the ballot,  you get
+tossed into a lottery and you will wind up with any random carrier as  your
+default  on  1+  dialing.  You still won't get bulk rates from this carrier
+unless you call them up and create an account [or you may get a  packet  of
+info  from  them  in the mail anyway,  because if they got selected for you
+they will probably want you to sign up].  However, no-pick is the condition
+where you *do not* have a default carrier,  so if you pick up and dial 1  +
+area  +  number  the  call  will not complete.  This is great for confusing
+people who attempt to make long distance calls on your phone and don't know
+about tenex dialing.  Probably your best bet as far as saving money goes is
+to sign up with *all* the carriers,  and examine their  billing  structures
+carefully.  You can then choose the one that's cheapest for a given call at
+a  given  time.  You  may  need  a  computer  to  do this,  however.  It is
+surprising that nobody has yet tried to market a program that will do  this
+for you.
+
+Post-parse, or 10nnn0+ dialing, is not the only security hole that carriers
+have to deal with.  There are often magic sequences that, when dialed after
+a trial authorization code, will inform the caller if the code was valid or
+not  without  having to dial an entire number.  These usually take the form
+of invalid called area codes, like 111 or 0nn or *nn.  Most of the carriers
+have fixed the problem in which an invalid code plus  some  sequence  would
+return  silence  and  allow recall,  and a valid one would error out.  This
+allowed valid codes to be picked out  very  quickly.  Longer  authorization
+codes  and  improvements  in the software have largely eliminated this as a
+major problem, but it took a few years for them to get the idea.  Note that
+abuse of other peoples' authorization codes  *is*  illegal  and  they  will
+probably come after people who do it.  However,  it is often interesting to
+play around with a carrier you are interested in purchasing  service  from,
+and  see  if  you  can break their security easily.  If you can,  then it's
+clear that someone else can,  and this carrier is going to have  a  lot  of
+problems  with fraud.  Someone may even find your code and then you'll have
+to deal with bogus billing.  So if you find some algorithm which allows you
+to come up with a 6 to 8 digit valid code,  one thing you might do is  call
+the  carrier and tell them about it.  They'll thank you in the long run and
+might even offer you a job,  a side benefit of which may be unlimited  free
+calling via their equipment.
+
+                                        
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+
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+ read for over 2 years.
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+ ATI, a way of life, patriots /
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+:of justice!!!         /
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+
+
+Well folks, it's that time again. Look for ATI51 VERY soon, and I really do
+mean it this time (heh heh heh..). I hope you liked #49 and #50. Please do
+remember that we are always looking for letters to the editor, submissions,
+large or small, and other fun stuff.
+
+Ciao! ;)
+
+
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+Issue #51     October-10-1990
+
+     
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+
+ATI's Insane Staff:
+
+     Ground Zero - publisher, editor, writer
+     Prime Anarchist - editor, writer
+     Writing/Research Staff - Sk8 the Skinhead, Fah-Q, MAC???, Happy Harry
+     Hardon, Stormbringer, and other occasional contributors.
+     Archivist: Llo    
+
+ 
+     Hello. Welcome to ATI51.  First off, I apologize for all the typos 
+in ATI49 and ATI50. We'll try to better this time ;) .
+     I would like to welcome all of the new ATI readers that have been 
+added to our net distribution list.  We acquired these new readers due to
+a piece written by Prime and myself that was run in the Computer Underground
+Digest (CuD).  Any reader who has any comments or contributions, or would
+just like to say hi, email me at:
+           ...uunet!tronsbox!akcs.groundzero
+     Those of you who expressed an interest in writing for ATI may send in
+their contributions by typing them out and emailing me the text at the 
+above address.  Anyone who does not have a net address may type out their
+piece in hardcopy (handwrite it if you have to as long as it's readable)
+and send it to me at the above ATI's PO Box address. Submissions can range
+in size from one paragraph to about 15k. We will consider articles larger
+than 15k, but send a brief outline first before submitting the actual piece.
+     A warm welcome also goes out to two new regular contributors: Happy
+Harry Hardon (anyone see "Pump Up The Volume"?) and Stormbringer.  You'll
+be seeing items from them every so often.
+     Also, some corrections and updates on items in ATI49/50. Ripco BBS is
+back up, under a much smaller system with a file area and one message base. 
+The sysop, Dr. Ripco, has stated that the "new Ripco" is not meant to replace
+the system as it was before Sun Devil, but exists mainly as a means for
+interested parties to keep in touch. Call it at 312-528-5020.
+     In our review of other interesting publications, we neglected to 
+mention CuD (although we have written it up in a previous issue). It is an
+online newsletter dedicated to reporting items about the computer underground
+and any issues relevant to computer use, first ammendment rights of computer
+users, and more. CuD is a professional journal and provides valuable 
+information in a well-written, concise format.  To get on their distribution
+list, email them at: tk0jut2@NIU.BITNET.
+     Now, as always, let's start out with Prime Anarchist and his column,
+Prime Anarchist World News:
+
+pawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawn
+
+    Allo, Luke. Laura et al? Prime Anarchist here. Your Libertarian at
+Large. Or was that Librarian on the Luge? Or was that Thespian on the
+Thames???
+    INSURED UP TO 100,000.? Yeah, right!!! Remember the old-time bike with
+the huge thin front wheel, and the little wimpy wheel in the back? Know what
+it's called? Penny Farthing Bicycle. This trivial thought, petty poop, and
+little luckypiece brought to you by P A P.
+    Sign on a park bench, "NO GOVERNMENT WILL BRING YOU FREEDOM," Yippie!!!
+I recommend Earl Grey tea over Celestial Seasons or English Breakfast-then
+again, nothing beats a good (FLASH-- this just in. Prime Anarchist changes
+his tea-stance. "I get a bigger kick out of English Breakfast now. Anyone
+who can make something in Pencil-Vein-Yah, and call themselves English has
+my vote!!! Had me rolling on the floor with laughter. Eating white bread
+is like chawing on a soft sugary sponge.
+    The DIAMOND VISA CARD. A 50,000 limit. Lets you buy stocks and bonds.
+No commission-- just a 29$ service charge with each transaction. Hmm. What
+made the 29-crash??? Fronted bucks!! Hmmm...
+    If anyone wantsa do a movie about George Bush, John-Boy Walton would
+make about a great choice to play our illustry yuss Prez-Phez. When
+restringing a guitar, always wear something around your arms. Nasty slices
+are no fun.
+    Dr. Hunter S. Thompson freed, film at 11-ish.
+    TomTom Club is getting back together. At long last, some old-timers
+re-onioning I can tolerate.
+    #'s? You want #'s? I don' nee' y'ur stinkink #'s. If you're still with
+us here, here's a treat: 213 935 1111's a loopchecker generator. Some
+gweebs call em sweep or sweeptone. So is 215 698 0049. Also 617 494 9900 
+and 718 528 9979. 412 633 3333 is a PA Bell employee newzlyne. So iz
+717 255 5555. 619 375 1234'll getcha time and temp on the west coast; while
+303 443 1910 gets u the same schtuff for the rockies. Anyone got central
+and atlantic? Lemme know. The Watson vmb demo has changed from an 800# to
+508 650 1399. I guess like our beloved fearless-faithless healer, Pat
+Robertson after a prezident-yall ploy, THEY can't afford to foot the
+fonebill anymore EITHER. 719-630-1111 is a lot of fun. News, sports, jokes,
+poems, stories, movie reviews, all automated, menu driven. AT&F is
+800 424 5057. Tell em u wanna traid dope for tobacco, acid for alcohol,
+and daisies for dummdum bullets. 800 826 6290 is the automated fone-service
+changer-upper. The white house press office is 1-800 424 9090.  Have
+much phun, ok?
+    RESEARCH TOPIC OF THE DECADE: Why does ITT get to share the 1-800 424
+exchange?? Thank you Sothsenes Behn, thank you Adolf Hitler!!!
+    Book of the day? "How Not to Pay Your Bill Collectors" by D. Trump.
+$15.95. Tell him you'd rather owe it to him than cheat him out of it. Send
+him a check for 13 cents. He'll cash it in less than a week.
+I swear to God.
+    PRIME'S FAMOUS NEW FOLK SONG CHORUS:Abm,E,Gb,Abm. George, George, George
+of the jungle. How ya gonna deal with the drugz u dealt. George, george,
+good king george. What's gonna happen under martial law.
+    FLASH, FLASH, FLASH. (hey, cut it out. that hurts your eyes) World Will
+End; And You May Die.  James Baker (not the jailed preacherman-prophet-
+pudpuller-pee, but might as well be (the sik of state)), in a sudden
+turn of back on national tv, told both sides of the gaza strip (dont ask
+for an 8 oz gaza strip (medium-well) at a kosher restaurant.) "our fone #
+is still 1-202-456-1414. If you feel like talking about peace sometime,
+give us a call." Now, I'm not saying we should continue our orgiatic
+lovemaking with either side but we've been in bed with Israel for 42 years
+now, and mother earth has stayed-together-at-her-seams so far DESPITE all
+our efforts to plunder, pillage and petrify. You know what the Bible says
+about cursing Israel? Uh oh...
+    Welp, that's about it for now. Tune in next week when Prime interviews
+a friend of a friend of a real beatnik. We'll have more phun #'s, and we'll
+bring you "all the viewz that fits in a bag lady's shopping cart".
+    Hasta Banana..Buenos Tacos.............
+
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+:ATI, changing the way people :
+ read for over 2 years.
+:ATI, a freedom paper.        :
+ ATI, a way of life, patriots /
+:ATI, more than just a    - -
+ newspaper, it's the rag /
+:of justice!!!         /
+ - - - - - - - - - - -
+
+
+-------------------> random notes from ground zero------------------>
+
+     "Hi. Welcome to the free white party line," chimed the introduction
+to a free-access party line in 702 that no longer exists. White party 
+line? Hmm. I later learned that the same company that set that line up had
+another line up that introduced itself as the "free black party line". Why
+the "segregation"? You might also notice a lot of 1-900, 976, and other
+premiun toll chat lines conduct the same practice. They set up regualr party
+lines, but also set up other lines "for soul sisters and brothers" or "for
+soul companions", etc. Apparently the world "soul" is meant to indicate 
+that these lines were intended for black callers. I thought segregation 
+was to become a thing of the past, but with things like these lines existing,
+it might not any time soon.
+     Speaking of 900 numbers, another practice is bugging me: the practice
+of setting up 900 numbers that charge anywhere from 70 cents to a few bucks
+just to enter a sweepstakes or contest. I see plenty of commercials for
+on TV. Now, it's the law that a sweepstakes has to have a "no purchase 
+necessary to enter" policy. But companies running these things are getting
+around this by having commercials that repeat the 900 entry number over and
+over, but only flash the "no purchase necessary" mail-in address momentarily
+without allowing enough time for it to be written down, in hopes that most
+people will call the 900 number and pay to enter instead of trying to write
+the address down. Meanwhile, these companies, and 900 leasers are raking
+the money in. A dishonest practice.
+     Did anyone ever watch "Alien Nation" before it was cancelled by Fox? 
+It was a great show - as good as "Star Trek" or "Beauty and the Beast". If 
+anyone knows anything "Alien Nation" maybe coming back or going under 
+syndication, let me know!
+     If a movie called "King of New York" is playing in your area, go see it.
+The plot is definitely thought-provoking. It's another movie that makes the
+viewer think about organized crime, criminals, and their role in society. 
+     
+!
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+THE ROVING EAVESDROPPER 
+
+     We have an occaional column in ATI called The Roving Eavesdropper in
+which we present possible phone conversations, buffers, in-person communiques
+or other interesting phenomena. We do this in order to represent other 
+forms of reality, to educate our readers..or just to have some good clean
+fun!
+
+     In this issue, we proudly present:
+
+
+                      "Fun and Chaos on a Conference Bridge"
+
+     It was a slow evening on the conference bridge, a dial-in conference
+line owned by a private company which was sometimes borrowed by hacker types
+to hold their own conferences.  Although the number to bridge was widely 
+known within hacker circles, there weren't many caller that early evening.
+     "Hey, anyone got any good codes?", asked on unknown voice.
+     The caller's request was met by silence.  Finally, after a long pause, 
+another voice spoke up.
+     "Shut the hell up with that shit, man," growled Brutus, a regular caller
+who disguised his voice to sound like a Black man, although most of the
+callers knew he was white.  "We don't need no talk about codes on here."
+     "Hey," protested the first voice, "I'm calling this thing direct and I
+need something-"
+     "Then why don't you just wait until you get something to call with
+before you call? Who says you have to call here now anyway?" yelled Brutus, 
+interrupting him.
+     "Well, I'm supposed to meet someone here now," said the first voice.
+     "Who you meeting here?" demanded Brutus. "Who are you anyway? What's
+your handle?"
+     "This is Pyro. I'm waiting for-"
+     "Oh yeah, I heard you the other night, man. You waiting for that other
+lamer Terminator. What are you lamers gonna do anyway? Trade some cool warez
+or what?" shouted Brutus, once again interrupting Pyro.
+     "Lame, lame, lame!!!" cried out an extremely high-pitched voice that 
+sounded like it was induced by helium.
+     "Hey, who that? Is that Squeaky again?" asked Brutus.
+     "Yeah, this is Squeaky! Some people on this bridge are lame, lame,
+lame!!!" cried Squeaky in his 2600hz voice. "Hey, I'm gonna play you all a
+song! Here we go!!!"
+     Squeaky proceeded to play a song on his touch tones, and soon other
+callers proceeded to repeat the song. As the "song" was being repeated, 
+several tones were heard, indicating that a few more callers were on the
+line.
+     "Hey, what's going on..." greeted one voice.
+     "Is Doc on here?" inquired another.
+     Soon, the bridge was filled with several different voices all talking
+at once, clicking out on their 3-way calling, hitting touch tones, and 
+shouting.  However, above the confusion a professional-sounding male voice 
+was barely audible.
+     "ATS Long Distance, this is Rob, how may I help you?"
+     "ATS? ATS?!?!?! You work for ATS," asked Brutus as the bridge grew 
+silent.
+     "Yes, sir," said Rob. "How may I help you?"
+     "Hey, I got something to tell you!" exclaimed Brutus.  "I found a 
+calling card out on the sidewalk, I went over to the corner to use it, and 
+it said, 'Please dial a valid calling card number'. Now what you gonna do
+about that?"
+     "Well, sir, I think it might be helpful to set up your own ATS calling
+card number. I'd be happy to help you with that if you like," said Rob.
+     At that point, total mayhem spread across the bridge.  Callers started
+hitting touch tones, clicking out on their three-way calling, shouting and
+cat-calling Rob.
+     "Hey, I think ATS rips people off," shouted on caller.
+     "ATS sucks! Their security is lame!" screamed another.
+     "Just what am I connected to? Is this some sort of party line?" 
+asked Rob.
+     Squeaky decided to join in the anarchy. "Hey, I've got something to
+say...
+ ..I've got something to say..I'VE GOT SOMETHING TO SAY!!!" cried Squeaky 
+until there was silence.  "I'm going to blow up ATS!!!"
+     "Nah, nah..," said Brutus. "We not gonna blow up ATS. Just the parking
+lot."
+     "Word, word, word," chorused everyone on the bridge spontaneously.
+     A barely audible click was heard on the bridge, most likely the being
+the caller who originally connected Rob on his 3-way disconnecting him.
+     "Hey, is that guy from ATS still here?" asked someone.
+     "Nah, he gone," stated Brutus.
+     "He's gone!" echoed Squeaky.
+     "Just having some fun man, just having some fun," said Brutus with a 
+mischievous twist in his voice.
+     The night had just begun....
+
+"
+'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'"'
+
+Space Shuttle Frequencies - by Stormbringer
+
+VHF/UHF Fequencies - all listed in Mhz.
+
+Kennedy Operations - 117.8  121.9  126.4  148.4  162.2  170.1
+
+Aircraft - 117.8  118.4  120.7  121.75  126.3  126.65  127.8  164.8  284.0
+
+Ships - 148.5  149.1  162.0
+
+Edwards Air Force Base - 120.7  121.8  128.05  138.45  162.6  162.625  164.1
+168.0  169.4  169.6  290.0  318.0 348.7
+
+Space Shuttle (You might hear these frequencies when the shuttle is in space
+and flies over your area):
+    279.0 EVA (space suit)
+    243.0 Emergency
+    296.8 Primary
+    259.7 Secondary
+
+
+Space Shuttle HF Support Freqs:
+
+(You need a shortwave with SSB (Single sideband) capability)
+
+Aircraft - 6.693  6.896  6.938  7.461  8.891  9.043  9.131  10.780  11.205
+13.170  15.015  18.200
+
+NASA - 2.678  4.510  4.855  5.350  6.723  6.740  6.896  6.983  7.675  8.993
+9.315  10.780  11.104  11.416  11.584  11.805  13.218  14.615  19.306  20.185
+20.390  20.475
+
+Ships - 2.625  5.696  5.810  9.125  11.407
+
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+   Ground Zero and Happy Harry Hardon & reviews of the new (cough) TV season:
+
+
+Cop Rock:
+--- ----
+
+GZ: I'd hate to say that name fast. Might result in an embarassing Freudian
+slip.
+
+HHH: Hey, that gives me an idea. Someone could make a porno version of that
+show. 
+
+GZ: A porno musical cop show? 
+
+HHH: They could do it. I once saw a porno that was a spoof of a cop show. It
+had two female officers, Gagme and Layme. It was a spoof of Cagney and Lacey.
+
+GZ: I know, I know.. Hey, we're getting off the subject. Did you like the
+show, Harry?
+
+HHH: Yeah, I liked it. But I don't know why. It's a weird feeling.
+
+GZ: I feel the same way. I like it, but I'm not sure why. I usually bust
+out laughing when they break into their
+musical numbers. I think they must have the words "YOU WILL LIKE THIS SHOW"
+interspliced between frames of the show while it's airing. What do you think?
+
+HHH: Sounds reasonable. Beware of masonic mind control techniques!
+
+
+Lenny:
+-----
+
+GZ: Total sham. We all know that all blue collar men plop down on the couch
+and demand a beer when they get home from work. Boring.
+
+HHH: Boring. Hey, get me a beer, GZ.
+
+
+Gabriel's Fire:
+--------- ----   
+
+GZ: Interesting. Nice photography. Has potential. They have to come up with
+more interesting plots, though.
+
+HHH: It was ok. But it needs more car chases, guns, and bombs.
+
+
+Babes:
+-----
+
+GZ: I liked the commercial for the show. 2 or 3 skinny, made-up bimbos from
+hell stand there tossing their teased heair when the floor opens up under
+them and the big "babes" sitting on a couch get lowered down. Funny show. 
+
+HHH: But how did they get a couch that could all of them without breaking?
+
+
+Earth Farce oops.. um, Earth Force:
+----- -----            ----- -----
+
+GZ: What a disappointment. The show is poorly put together and therefore
+doesn't deliver the appropriate message. It seems more like a James Bond 
+007-type show that a show that's supposed to promote environmental awareness.
+
+HHH: Well, it wasn't that bad. I think that oceanographer lady's hot! Anyway
+they may get their act together a little better.  Plus the fact that the 
+show even exists will get people thinking about the environment, and
+hopefully, to treat it better.
+
++ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
++. .
+
+Wow. That's about it for now. Look for more great info on ATI52 very soon!
+
+To obtain back issues of ATI, call BBS's such as the TAP bbs at 502-499-8933
+or Ripco at 312-528-5020, or access ATI's ftp site at 128.95.136.2 and 
+enter 'cd /tmp/ftp/ATI' . Or, send a 3.5 inch disk to our PO Box and specify
+your computer type: Amiga, IBM Compat., Macintosh, Atari ST, or Commodore
+(they are available on 5 1/4" disks for Commodores as well as 3.5").
+
+FLASH: Doc Holiday says he will continue to put out his online newsletter
+under the Phrack name. I guess we'll see how it all goes, eh?  Look for
+Phrack #32 sometime in December. A "best of phrack"-type issue might also
+be coming out soon.  
+
+See ya! ;)
+
+
+
+
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+*****
+*******
+   ** **
+   ** **
+*******
+*****      activist
+            times
+      **     incorporated!
+      **
+********
+********
+      **
+      **
+
+**    **
+**    **
+********
+********
+**    **        ...
+**    **       .   .
+               . 52.
+                ...
+
+Issue #52     November-15-1990
+
+ATI's Insane Staff:
+
+     Ground Zero - publisher, editor, writer
+     Prime Anarchist - editor, writer
+     Writing/Research Staff - Sk8 the Skinhead, Fah-Q, MAC???, Happy Harry
+     Hardon, Stormbringer, and other occasional contributors.
+     Archivist: Llo
+
+
+Our net address:
+          akcs.groundzero@tronsbox.xei.com
+US Mail:  ATI
+          PO BOX 2501
+          Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+
+===========================
+= info following brought  =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+
+
+Hello. Welcome to ATI52.  Welcome again to all the new internet subscibers
+we have recently acquired.  We are also proud to announce that ATI is now
+a usenet news group.  You may read ATI by subscribing to alt.society.ati.
+It's for ATI and no other traffic.
+
+We have also instituted a new mailer that seems to be in good working order.
+When corresponding with via email, be sure to only mail to:
+          > akcs.groundzero@tronsbox.xei.com <
+and NOT the address that begins with "zero-list", as we only get mail
+sent to the above address.
+
+Keep those letters and submissions coming in. We love to hear from our
+adoring public!
+
+Also, be on the lookout for the re-opening of Atlantis BBS.  We're excited
+about that one. It was one of the premier underground boards when it was up.
+
+Prime Anarchist's column won't be appearing in this issue. In it place we
+bring you a potpourri of exciting info starting with some ftp info
+provided by Jim Thomas of the Computer Underground Digest:
+
++-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+
+
+
+1. The ftp stuff is CASE SENSITIVE, and YOU MUST be sure to have the
+proper case (ATI_#1.Z for example). You must also know how to get
+into the directory (  cd /tmp/ftp/ATI  ).  Directories are also case
+sensitive.
+
+2. The directory listings are sometimes hidden (but not always), so
+it helps to know what issues you want if you call in at a time when
+files are hidden. They're still there...they just aren't always listed
+for outsiders. The ls (or !ls) command will list files if they're
+unhidden. But, you must know what directories there are.  There are
+separate directories for p/hun, lod, phrack, pirate, etc.
+
+3. mget works best for getting the files
+
+4. Be sure to remember when using ftp that once you obtain the file(s)
+you want that you must use the decompress program (on unix systems,
+just type: decompress ATI_#n.Z  --the "n" stands for whatever number of
+ati they want decompressed).  You decompress after you have left the
+ftp site (or are in your own home directory).
+
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+War?
+
+
+     Every day we hear more and more about the Persian Gulf crisis.  But
+are we really getting all the facts?  I don't see any of the news media
+trying to clear through the smokescreen of rhetoric to provide a clear
+picture of the true situation.
+     Below are excerpts from a pamphlet distributed by SANE/FREEZE
+entitled, "Are We Headed For War in the Persian Gulf?" Read on:
+
+     A military confrontation will result in a tremendous loss of Arab
+and American life.  A war could result in the destruction of oil
+production and distribution facilities and could unprecedented havoc on
+the world economy.
+     The Bush administration appears focused on a military resolution to
+this crisis.  Yet there have been possible openings for a negotiated
+settlement.  The Washington Post (9/7/90) reported Iraq's offer to
+withdraw fom Kuwait in exchange for an end to UN sanctions; guaranteed
+Iraqi access to the Gulf; and sole control of the Rumailan oil field,
+which straddles the Iraq-Kuwait border, with its bulk beneath Iraq soil
+(Iraq has maintained that Kuwait has been tapping into this oil field and
+taking oil that belongs to Iraq -GZ).  The government of Kuwait has
+indicated a willingness to sit at the negotiaing table with Iraq and
+consider their long-standing territorial disputes.
+     Weak diplomatic signals continued to be sent right up to the invasion
+of Kuwait.  The Washington Post reported (9/17/90) that prior to the
+August 2 invaion, two State Department officials publicly stated that
+the United States was not obligated to come to Kuwait's aid if the
+emirate were attacked (after the State Dept was warned of Iraq's invaion
+before it took place -GZ).  In addition, the US ambassador to Iraq me
+with Saddam Hussein a week prior to the invasion and responded to his
+threats against Kuwait by saying, "We have no opinion on the Arab-Arab
+conflicts, like your border disagreement with Kuwait."
+     In the past, the Reagan and Bush administrations helped Hussein
+accumulate loans from US government institutions.  For example, the
+Commerce department has approved $730 million in exports of sensitive
+US technology to Iraq since 1985.  Pentagon officials believe some of
+it was diverted to Iraq's nuclear, chemical and ballistic missile
+programs.  We also failed to condemn Iraq for its invation of Iran in
+1982 and remained virtually silent when Hussein used chemical weapons
+against his own Kurdish minority (something the media is quick to point
+out these days -GZ).
+
+
+     Don't forget to keep informed on this matter. I'm sure by now lots
+of people have at least one loved one, friend of acquiantence who's in
+the Gulf now "defending freedom". Don't be fooled by the rhetoric.
+Oppose any military action without HONEST efforts to settle this matter
+through negotiations.
+
+
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+:ATI, changing the way people :
+ read for over 2 years.
+:ATI, a freedom paper.        :
+ ATI, a way of life, patriots /
+:ATI, more than just a    - -
+ newspaper, it's the rag /
+:of justice!!!         /
+ - - - - - - - - - - -
+
+
+Now for a record label recommended for PMRC activivites (by Judge Dredd):
+
+
+()
+  . . . .____________________________
+-. . . . ____________________________
+  . . . .____________________________
+ ____________________________________
+ _____________________________________
+-_____________________________________
+ ____________________(made in japan)__
+!!
+!!
+!!
+!!
+!!
+!!
+!!
+
+
+Warning:  This record may contain material that may be objectionable to
+some of the listening audience.  We, the white, rich, conservative,
+Christian, moralistic leaders of this petty world have determined that
+free speech and open-mindedness are bad for you, the insignificant putz
+citizen.  So, you mustbe eighteen to buy this album.  Not only is this
+crass censorship disguised as morality and justice, but it's also a way
+of avoiding the parts of reality we don't like.  Things are better this
+way for us.
+
+ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+                           The Poor Man's Shortwave
+
+                               by Stormbringer
+
+
+
+     So, you're interested in maybe getting into shortwave listening, but
+don't have the cash flow to invest for a decent shortwave?  Well,
+hopefully you can dig around in your closet and find that AM/FM radio you
+forgot about when you got that high tech digital stereo system.
+     I would like to add one word of caution to those of you who are using
+a radio that uses 120 volt AC from the wall.  PLEASE keep your fingers away
+from the power lines coming from the wall. Under the right conditions,
+120 volt AC WILL kill and you won't get a second chance should this
+voltage go through your body.  A little bit of caution and you can make
+this simple modification and have many hours of joy listening to the many
+countries of the world.
+     After you obtain a fine, working specimen, carefully take the radio
+apart noting where everyting went. You might want to use a container to
+place the small screws so you don't lose them. Carpeting is like a black
+hole and eats screws for a snack, only for you to find them when you come
+trucking across the carpet in your bare feet.
+     Now that you have the cover off the radio, locate the loopstick,
+which is usually a black 1/4" rod a few inches long and partially wrapped
+with wire, sometimes pairs or wires in different color.  Now take some
+enameled magnet wire (Radio Shack #278-145) and very neatly wrap one
+layer over the entire loopstick.  Tie off one end of the wire to keep the
+wire from unwinding.  Now do the same with the other end and leave enough
+wire so it will hang out the side of the radio.  This end is to be
+connected to an antenna, or you could have 10 feet or so for your antenna.
+     Now apply the power and turn on the set.  For those with the radios
+that use a wall socket, please keep your hands, feet, face, etc away
+from the 120 volt section.  Now turn on the radio and see what you hear.
+The best time of day for reception would most likely be in the early
+evening, as the propagation of the shortwave signals come in or start
+to come in the best.
+     Tune in the tuning control and note hearing foreign stations, strange
+noises, etc.  If everything checks out, disconnect the power and put the
+cover back on and put the screws back in.  You have just completed the
+Poor Man's Shortwave modification.  I hope we didn't lose anyone to the
+creator for not heeding the warnings about messing with the AC line.
+     Some things can be donw to make your reception better.  The antenna
+is one of the most important parts for good reception.  A good rule of
+thumb is the longer, the better.  The reason for this is beyond the scope
+of this article, but I will give you a few hints.  With a long antenna
+outdoors, you will generally pick up better reception.  But on some
+stations, a long antenna will overload the radio.  Sometimes you have to
+shorten the antenna for the best reception with no distortion and no
+noise pickup.  It takes experimentation to find out what works best.
+One word of caution: do NOT let your antenna cross or touch any high
+voltage power lines. The WILL kill without a second chance.  Also, if
+you have an outside antenna, disconnect it before a lightning storm and
+throw it out the window.  A nearby lightning strike while you are holding
+the antenna will also send you to meet the creator.  With these words of
+caution and common sense you can enjoy a new and fascinating hobby of
+shortwave listening.
+     The Poor Man's Shortwave may not be as good as a new shortwave radio
+or even a surplus one, but if you are downloading this off a phone line
+bbs, a ham radio bbs, your favorite mainframe, or if you're one of Uncle
+Sam's boys in the Middle East downloading off AFSATCOM (Hey, ATI gets
+around), or in prison, give it a try.
+
+" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
+
+                      * Random notes from Ground Zero *
+
+
+     Milli Vanilli's a fake.  Wow. That figures. All their songs sounded
+the same anyway.  And to think they said they had "more musical ability
+than Elvis." Ha!
+     GRAND FORKS, ND - US West is testing Nothern Telecom's version of
+Caller ID software that lets a caller's listed NAME be displayed with,
+or instead of, the caller's number. Kiss (what's left of) your privacy
+goodbye.
+     The Atomic Punk recommends the following albums: Minutemen "3-Way
+Tie (For Last)", Dead Kennedys "Bedtime for Democracy" and Steel Pole
+Bath Tub "Butterfly Love".
+
+
+CALL FOR POT!
+
+     Micheal Cesare, 48, of New York is in a lot of trouble tonight.  His
+marijuana selling operation allowing buyers to call 1-800-WANT-POT to place
+an order and have it delivered by messenger, was busted. Cesare, 5
+messengers, 2 people answering the phoneand 7 pounds of pot were found in
+the raid.  The operation had sales of about $40,000 per day, police said.
+     Cesare gave the operation the name of a church and considered himself
+a "pope" of sorts.  An officer stated that Cesare approached an undercover
+agent during New York's famous Halloween parade in a pope outfit with a
+cannabis plant pictured on the headpiece. He told the agent to call
+1-800-WANT-POT. "So we did," said the officer. (source: WABC-TV News 11-14-
+90)
+     (No doubt the police will be taking note of all the phone numbers that
+called the 1-800-WANT-POT order line. Watch out! Heh.)
+
+
+ANOTHER 800 STORY
+
+     A letter I read in an old 2600 issue mentioned that by calling
+1-800-EAT-SHIT you would get a recorded advertisement asking you to call
+a 900 number. The writer said that it was a new approach to him: using
+an 800 number to advertise a 900 number.
+     Well, an enterprising Florida man has apparently thought of the same
+thing. He set up 1-800-782-3582 and had it listed as "Medicare
+information". Callers to this number (mostly elderly people) were
+instructed to call 1-900-535-2345 to reach the "medicare and social
+security information news service". The recorded message states in veiled
+language that this "service" is independent. At the very end of the
+recording, callers are informed that the "service" is not affiliated
+with any government agency and that the charge for the 900 call is $4.99
+for the first minute and $ .99 for each additional minute. Many unsus-
+pecting eldery people were victimized by this scam, believing that the
+"service" was free. (source: WCBS-TV news)
+
+hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
+
+"I fight authority, authority always wins..."
+
+     Authority might win most of the time, but sometimes they screw up
+royally and get egg all over their collective face. Read on!
+
+
+
+            Fun, Authority and Computing Don't Mix..
+
+Here is a story from the dark ages of computing - when the
+Computing Center at a major university had both a monopoly on computing
+resources and a policy of "no frivolous use of the computer(s)".
+
+The CC, in its unchallengable wisdom and power, had decreed a single
+file-and-compute server for a university with about 35,000 undergraduates.
+Much of the hardware was purchased with grant money, and the grants
+included strings that in essence required billing real $ for every
+microsecond of crunch, and guaranteeing the granting agencies a usage
+fee no higher than that charged any other user.  (So the No F. Use bit
+wasn't JUST puritanism - the guys who kicked in the megabucks were likely
+to get irate.)  And the sysops didn't realize how popular the first
+text-only Startrek game would be until it was well-known and chewing up
+significant computer resources.  You can imagine what came next.
+
+They removed it.
+
+It reappeared.
+
+They removed it again.
+
+Several users had made copies, and some of them announced where copies could
+be found.
+
+They wrote a program to search the entire filesystem for copies.
+
+Several encrypted copies were announced on the grapevine.
+
+They upgraded the program to search for these encrypted copies.
+
+And the war continued, with progressively more redundant copies using
+progressively more of the disk farm, and the encryption methods evolving
+under the selection pressure of the system administrators' decryption
+efforts.
+
+Like any war, it began to have effects outside the actual battle.  (One
+observer placed a line to the effect of "Kirk Spock Enterprise NCC-1701
+klingon phaser photon torpedo Federation" in a datafile used by a perfectly
+legitimate application, blasted the administrators through channels when
+the file vanished, and gleefully showed me how the usecount of the restored
+file kept rising, as the Startrekfinder kept finding it, and the CC
+administrators kept examining it to see if it was part of a hidden game.)
+
+But, also like any war, destruction befell innocent bystanders.  And, like
+any crusaders out to destroy sin, the staff didn't catch on from the early,
+minor incidents, and kept increasing their efforts.  What finally ended it
+was a pair of almost simultaneous hits on valuable files.
+
+The lesser incident was the destruction of a file named "Kirk", owned by
+a student nicknamed "Kirk", and containing coursework completely unrelated
+to the Great Interstellar War.  The greater incident was medical.
+
+It seems a drug company was in the late stages of testing a new drug, and
+had paid the university over a half-million (1970's) dollars to run one of
+the tests.
+
+The drug in question had an effect on the endocrine system, and one of the
+measures of this effect was the length of the penises of male rats who had
+matured under influence of the drug.  The project was near completion, the
+(rather large number of) rats had been grown, and as they were retired from
+the experiment, during its carefully-scheduled last few weeks, measurements
+made on each were filed on the exceedingly-well-maintained-and-backed-up
+central computing utility.
+
+One day the researcher logged on to enter the latest set of measurements,
+and found that the contents of the file named "RAT_PENIS_DATA" had been
+replaced by a short tirade about improper use of the computing center
+resources.  You can imagine what hit the fan.
+
+The center staff, of course, in their War on Fun, had not taken care to
+preserve the latest state of the file they had blasted.  Indeed, the file
+name had been, in their minds, a minor side-issue during their assault on
+the Startrek Plague.  Yet the research was to prepare the drug for use on
+humans - with potential liabilities far exceeding the half-meg-plus
+pricetag of the research - and potential damage to the big U's reputation
+resulting in loss of lucrative research contracts ditto.  Would error-
+corrections applied to the file between the last backup and the destruction
+be re-applied correctly?  Was the CC prepared to pay for the extra costs
+incurred by Biochem as it completely re-entered the data from the notes,
+re-ran the experiment if it couldn't resolve any differences to the
+satisfaction of the FDA, and pay the drug company for the lost sales if it
+delayed the introduction of a useful drug?
+
+Thus, goes the story, did the war end.
+
+But the repercussions didn't stop, of course.  The war had left lingering
+fallout, in the form of alienated clients of the Computing Ceter, and the
+center's destruction of valuable data provided an extra round to be used
+against the Center whenever a department was trying to obtain computers of
+its own, over the Center's opposition.
+--
+
+% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % %
+
+>From the files of CORRUPT hacking (and we mean it!):
+
+>From sk8tcc Mon Oct  1 23:37:24 1990
+Return-Path: <sk8tcc>
+Received: by tchh.uucp (/\=-/\ Smail3.1.16.1 #16.24)
+        id <m0iJXoW-0001LmC@tchh.uucp>; Mon, 1 Oct 90 23:36 MEZ
+Message-Id: <m0iJXoW-0001LmC@tchh.uucp>
+Date: Mon, 1 Oct 90 23:37 MEZ
+From: sk8tcc (Dave Stevens)
+To: sk8tcc
+Status: RO
+
+What you are doing doesnt look good on a ps.  Does deneb know what you are
+doing?
+     UID   PID  PPID  C    STIME TTY      TIME COMMAND
+  sk8tcc 17544 17543  7 23:34:40 ttyx10b  0:00 /bin/sh
+  sk8tcc 17542 17331  0 23:34:39 ttyx10b  0:00 ./.deneb
+  sk8tcc 17543 17542  0 23:34:39 ttyx10b  0:00 sh -c /bin/sh
+  sk8tcc 17309  7360  0 23:22:47 ttyx10b  0:04 -csh
+  sk8tcc 17331 17309  0 23:23:42 ttyx10b  0:02 /bin/sh
+
+Watch it.
+
+
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+
+Well, that's it for now.  Watch for ATI53 really soon! We'll have some
+fantastic info in it, including tips on UNIX hacking for a very
+authoritative source! Till then...
+
+Ciao! ;)
+
+
+. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
+
+ATI: part of George Bush's thousand points of light.
+
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+
+
+*****
+*******
+   ** **
+   ** **
+*******
+*****      activist
+            times
+      **     incorporated!
+      **
+********
+********
+      **      
+      **     
+             
+**    **
+**    **
+********
+********
+**    **        ...
+**    **       .   .
+               . 53.
+                ...               
+
+Issue #53     December-5-1990
+
+U.S. Mail:
+           ATI
+           PO Box 2501
+           Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+           U.S.A.
+
+Our net address:
+
+uunet!tronsbox!akcs.groundzero  
+   OR:
+akcs.groundzero@tronsbox.xei.com
+
+
+ATI's Staff:
+      Ground Zero: publisher, editor, writer 
+      Prime Anarchist: editor, writer
+      Writing/Research Staff: Sk8 the Skinhead, Fah-Q, MAC???, Happy
+      Harry Hardon, Stormbringer, Geraldo Riviera, The Happy Hacker, and
+      other occasional contributors.
+      Archivist: Llo            
+
+
+Hi! Welcome to ATI53. We have a long one in store for you.  
+
+First, a few quick notes.  Our ftp sites are the following:
+
+128.95.136.2  blake.acs.washington.edu  /tmp/ftp/ati
+
+192.55.239.132  cs.widener.edu  pub/cud/ati  (use anonymous to login and
+your email address as your password).
+
+ATI is uploaded to many boards across the world, but we can only assure
+that ATI is uploaded regularly to the following boards:
+
+Ripco...................312-528-5020
+Blitzkrieg (TAP)........502-499-8933
+Sycamore Elite..........815-895-5573
+Cyberspace..............201-916-1943
+Atlantis................808-422-2200
+
+You may have noticed Atlantis is back up. Be sure to give it a call and
+tell em ATI sent you!  Also, another interesting BBS is up. It's called
+Face to Face, and is for hackers and anyone who is interested in them
+(including security people, academic people, etc, etc). Call it at 
+713-242-6853.
+
+Also, there is another online newsletter devoted to hacking, telecom, 
+and other related items. It's called NIA, Network Information Access. 
+Look for it on the above boards, especially Face to Face, or you may get
+on their net distribution list by sending mail to the following address.
+Tell em ATI sent you! 
+            elisem@nuchat.sccsi.com
+
+
+Now for a brief column from Prime Anarchist:
+
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+An Open Letter to 2600 Magazine from Prime Anarchist ---------------->
+
+     I was at a phriend's house and was reading some of your back
+issues. Something in the Summer '89 issue caught my eye.
+     You mentioned in this issue that Abbie Hoffman "got arrested so
+many times that nobody could keep track".
+     I like the fact that you don't research it out. Gives the mag that
+raw edge.  I was gonna give you guys the number, but chose to keep it
+that way.  I can tell you though, he holds the record, and that's 
+undisputable among underground people.
+     2 things I wanna remember about the Abner: He always shared his
+yo-yo tricks, and always had a working ITT code.
+     Please do not say that he did not reach the younger generation.  He
+reached me.  And that's more than enough.  Sure, you might see youngsters
+saying, "who's this Abbie chick?".  But for every one of those, you hear
+a, "yeah, I read 'Steal This Book'. Live by it".
+     "Fuck the System" and "Square Dancing in the Ice Age" are chock full
+of youthful ideas and great potent thoughts. Not to mention "Steal This
+Urine Test".
+     Abbie was obnoxious, sometimes annoying.  But most of all he was
+Abbie.  If you bet against his Chicago Bears, you never knew whether 
+he'd got pissed at you or give you 20-1.  But he always paid on time and
+never called collect.
+     So nowadays, not only do I "say hello to Abbie" while playing with
+a computer somewhere, I also give him a quick hello while waiting for a
+call to go through somewhere.  I know he's out there. Skatin' across the
+fone lines.
+     Abbie reached a lot of people.  I just sometimes wish they wouldn't
+be SO DOGGONED APATHETIC!! 
+     Wake up, Amerikkka. Steal this t-phile.
+
+                  -prime
+
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
+
+                    * Random Notes from Ground Zero * 
+
+"ROGER AND ME" REVISTITED
+
+     Those of you who saw the film "Roger and Me" know how the song 
+"Wouldn't It Be Nice" by the Beach Boys was used in the film.  A GM auto
+worker, knowing the big layoffs were coming soon, got a panic attack
+while working the assembly line. The man left his post and got into his
+car to go home. He turned on the radio, and "Wouldn't It Be Nice" was
+playing, making the attack worse.  After the worker gives his account of
+the incident, the film's soundtrack blasts "Wouldn't It Be Nice" and takes
+the viewer for a ride down the streets of Flint, showing scores of
+boarded-up abandoned houses to show the contrast between the ideal life
+portrayed in the song and the reality of the devastated city of Flint.
+     The other day I got a newspaper, its headline stating that Hudson
+County (NJ) was to lose hundreds of blue collar jobs due to two closings.
+As I began to read the article sitting in my car, the song "Wouldn't It
+Be Nice" began to play on my car radio.  What an appropriate tune.
+
+COCOTS FROM HELL
+
+     U.S. Communications in White Plains, New York is the owner of many
+COCOTs, (customer owned coin operated telephone) which are non-Bell pay
+phones.  The many phones owned by USC in the New York metro area are not
+regulated by the FCC, thus allowing USC to charge whatever rates they
+whatever rates they wish.
+     Two examples of USC's heavily inflated prices were given on WCBS-TV
+news.  One woman in Long Island was charged $4.82 for a two-minute customer-
+dialed calling card call. If she had placed the call on a Bell-owned pay
+phone, the charge for the same call would have been only 55 cents.  A New
+York man was charged $7.39 for a two-minute local collect call, which
+would only have cost $1.78 if the call had been placed from a Bell pay
+phone. 
+     The USC phones also provided a number to call for rate information,
+but this number was only available during business hours. 
+     This is a clear case of how COCOTs and AOSs (alternate operator
+service companies, which are also unregulated and can charge whatever they
+want) blatantly rip off the public.
+     By the way, USC uses automation to process collect calls. Those
+making collect calls provide a brief recording of their voice. Then the
+calling number is automatically dialed, and whoever answers the phone is
+given the recording and instructed to dial 1 if they accept the charges.
+
+A PLOT TO KILL BUSH
+
+     I wonder why this one didn't get main media attention, but a 
+attention, but Jamal Warrayat, 32 of Rutherford, NJ was arrested in
+a plot to kill President Bush, Secretary of State James Baker III, and
+members of Congress. Warrayat and his group also planned to attack US 
+military installations, and also to blow up the Lincoln and Holland
+tunnels, connecting New York city and New Jersey.  Warrayat was born in 
+Kuwait and served four years in the US Army after coming to the US.  He 
+disclosed his plans to an undercover federal agent, resulting in his arrest.
+(source: North Jersey Herald & News, 11-30-90)
+
+MADONNA, AGAIN. JUSTIFY THIS.
+
+     Everyone's talking about the video to "Justify My Love", her latest
+"song". It depicts scenes of sado-masochism, bisexuality, cross-dressing
+and multiple partners. MTV banned
+it. As a result, Madonna decided to release the video as a video single
+for a whipping, er I mean, whopping $10. 
+     I saw Madonna on ABC News' "Nightline", in which she stated that 
+she had hoped to bend MTV's rules on videos and that they would show it.
+This may or may not be true. 
+     In my opinion, she made a rather negative portrayal of herself on
+that show. Her speech was rushed, high pitched, repetitive (kept making the
+same points over and over again), 
+and chock full of "you-know's" and other items.  She seemed rather 
+defensive from the way she spoke.
+     Madonna stated that the video and the song are about two consenting
+adults talking about their sexual fantasies. That's fine. But when the ABC
+interviewer asked her about the issue of young teenagers or children 
+watching the video and that the graphic portrayals in the video might
+confuse them, Madonna responded that it was good because "parents aren't
+doing their jobs" in explaining sex to children, and suggested that her
+video might ever spark discussions between chilren and parents. Come on,
+Madonna. You're grasping at straws in attempts to legitimize this video.
+     The interview asked another question which should also be mentioned.
+He mentioned Madonna's prior image, which caused her to come under fire
+from feminists: her "trashy bimbo" image that she used to go by around
+'84-'87, and especially her "boy toy" belt buckle that went with it. The
+interviewer also cited other images of Madonna questioned by feminists,
+including a shot of Madonna seminude and chained to a bed in the video
+of "Express Yourself". Madonna responded by stating that she put herself
+in these situations. She decided to dress the way she wanted, and put
+herself in chains in the video. Since she is not chained by anyone else,
+and no one put the chains on her, it's ok. Madonna further stated that
+she alone is in charge of her life, her career and her art, and "isn't
+that what being a feminist is all about? Taking control of your life?"
+That may sound fine to the ear, but further examination of the above
+statements is necessary.  No feminist could question whether or not
+Madonna is in charge of her career. But it's all too easy to sell music
+by using images that are marketable to men and then state that it's all
+ok because SHE made the artistic decisions, and not a man. Well, since 
+the trashy "boy toy" image and even the image of a woman chained is 
+marketable to men, it might be fine for her to use these images to make
+money, but it does nothing to further the cause of womanhood. Selling and
+perpetuating these images just puts women back in the Dark Ages.  And 
+since a lot of young teenage girls listen to Madonna, they imitate her 
+"boy toy" image and think it's the 
+epitome of attractiveness and femininity. These images give young girls
+the message that their worth is in their physical appearance and sexuality
+rather than their intelligence, charachter, morals and other personal
+aspects. Madonna is no different than those big film and TV producers who
+use sex and exploit women to make a profit. The only difference is that
+she is using her own body and keeping the profits herself instead of a
+big producer. And while it may be good for a woman to make money, I
+heartily disapprove with the way she's doing it.
+
+                                        
+% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % %
+
+ Now for an informative article on UNIX by Midnite Raider. Have phun!
+
+                        A Beginner's Guide To Unix
+
+
+The information contained in this file is by no means new or original.
+I was simply asked to compile some basic commands and concepts for the
+access and use of Unix systems. I would like to give credit to the many
+other files which I have gained this information from, and to the people
+who have helped me learn what I know today.
+
+I will not cover any detailed or complicated features of Unix. I am
+merely going to provide the means to access low-security systems and
+navigate the shell.
+
+Access:
+-------
+
+All Unix systems are provided with default accounts. They are used for
+system administration and such. Many system operators are too lazy or
+naive to remove them. You may find the following accounts on a system,
+with no passwords:
+
+daemon
+uucp
+bin
+adm
+sysadm
+admin
+sysadmin
+nuucp
+sync
+
+Others may have been added, such as:
+
+user
+guest
+demo
+test
+public
+help
+field
+system
+operator
+
+You can also try common first or last names (john,fred,smith,etc...).
+Be sure to use lowercase for the login name. If you enter a capital
+letter as the first character, the system will assume that your terminal
+is incapable of displaying lowercase. From then on, in order to enter
+capital letters you must precede each by a "\". This can become quite
+annoying, and you will probably never see an account with a capital
+letter as the first character.
+
+Of the above defaults, the uucp or nuucp accounts are often used for Unix
+to Unix communications (uucp stands for Unix to Unix CoPy). If this is
+the case, the system will give send the uucp identifier, "Shere". In
+this case, the account is basically useless unless you can call via
+another system through the uucp command.
+
+The sync account is a self-running Unix management account. If present,
+it will run a few housekeeping chores and log off. The only reason I
+included this is that many systems provide a greeting message or
+something of the sort when you log on as sync. Occasionally you can
+obtain information which will help you find an account.
+
+If you cannot get in via the above methods, try using "who". If present,
+it will display a list of all accounts currently online. You can try
+those and hope they have no password.
+
+If you are desperate, just hack blindly. Often the login name and
+password are the same. You can also try initials (as in names...rlb,jhs,
+etc...).
+
+Once you are in:
+----------------
+
+If you make it through the front door, you do not necessarily have
+access to the shell. Often accounts have programs run automatically for
+specific users, such as system administration programs (useful),
+accounting programs, etc...  In this case, you can try to break out
+of the program (either through a menu option or a loophole). Try various
+escape/break related control characters (escape [ascii 27], ctrl-c
+[ascii 3], etc...).
+
+When you are in the shell, you will be greeted by one of two prompts.
+Either a "$", denoting basic access, or a "#", denoting superuser access.
+If you have superuser access, most of your work may be done (depending
+on other security measures that have been taken). Either way, the
+following will help you get higher access.
+
+First, you'll need some basic commands for moving around:
+
+stty
+   This command sets your terminal characteristics. Before you attempt
+   anything else, you should set some    important ones. First, your
+   delete character. Many systems do not use the common ctrl-h [ascii
+   8]. Also, the delete on your computer may not be the standard ctrl-h.
+   To set your delete character, type:
+ 
+   stty erase (character)
+
+   Do not use the parentheses. Spacing is important. You can replace
+   (character) by hitting your own delete key, or typing a control key
+   sequence.
+
+   If you would like to enter something a bit more visual to reassure
+   yourself, you can use:
+
+   stty erase \^(character)
+
+   To enter a control character without actually hitting control,
+   replace character with the desired control character. Ex:
+
+   stty erase \^h
+
+   The above command sets the erase character to ctrl-h. If you make a
+   mistake doing this, hit return and start over (obviously if the system
+   does not know your erase character, you cannot edit your mistakes).
+
+   Once your control character is set, you will want to set your break
+   character. This is vital for file editing, which we will cover
+   shortly. To set the break character, type:
+
+   stty intr (character)
+
+   The same options as the delete character apply.
+
+   To view the current setting, simply enter stty by itself. Often, the
+   system will already be configured to your liking. Occasionally, the
+   stty command will not display the erase or break (intr) characters, in
+   which case you should enter them to be sure. All control characters
+   will be displayed in the ^(character) format.
+
+ls
+   This is the list-files command. It will show the names of all non-
+   hidden files in the current directory. The display will either be a
+   single list or multi-column display. The command lc toggles between
+   the two. In either case, the files will be sorted alphabetically
+   (numbers first, followed by most punctuation symbols, then capital
+   letters, and finally lowercase letters).
+
+   ls has many options, which I will cover later.
+
+pwd
+   Displays the current directory path from the root directory (/).
+
+cd
+   Change directory. Those familiar with the MS-DOS environment will
+   have no trouble with this command. To change directories, simply
+   supply a path from the root directory. To go to the "lib" directory,
+   within the "usr" directory, you would enter:
+
+   cd /usr/lib
+
+cat
+   Displays a file. Often it is difficult to differentiate between
+   text files and data files. If you wish to abort the display, type
+   your break character.
+
+   Cat requires the full pathname to access files outside the current
+   directory, but for files within the current directory, the filename
+   will suffice.
+
+   Ex:
+
+   cat /etc/passwd
+
+   The above command will display the passwd file within the etc
+   directory. This file is present on all systems. It is immensily
+   useful in gaining higher access (basically, it is necessary
+   to gain any access).
+
+These commands will help you for now. After setting your terminal
+options, enter:
+
+cd /etc
+
+We will be doing most of our work in there for the time being. You
+should have had your buffer on long before this on the system, but turn
+it on before executing the following command if you haven't:
+
+cat /etc/passwd
+
+Often these files are quite large, so after a while you may want to
+abort it. Often what you are looking for will be within the first few
+lines.
+
+Each line of the passwd file represents an individual user. There are
+seven fields to each entry. A typical entry looks like this:
+
+user:x:100:100:Elmo:/usr/user:/bin/sh
+
+The first field is the login ID. The second is the password field. In
+newer versions of Unix, it will contain an "x". Older releases may
+contain the actual encrypted password (a string of seemingly random
+characters). On new systems the encrypted password are found in the
+/etc/shadow file. The third field is the user ID number. Fourth is the
+group ID number (more on groups later). Fifth is merely a comment about
+this user (often their name, or in an administrative account, its duties).
+Sixth is the home directory. The system will place you in your home
+directory when you log on. The final field contains the path and file
+names for the default shell or program. If this field is empty, the
+system defaults to /bin/sh.
+
+You cannot gain a user's password via this file. You may be able to
+obtain access through a higher account, however. When looking for
+high-level accounts, you will want to examine the fourth field. The lower
+numbers often denote administrative accounts. The group "root" belongs
+to is most likely what you will want.
+
+To discover more about the groups, view the /etc/group file. This
+contains the group names, the encrypted password required to change
+into/out of this group (almost always "NONE"), the group ID number (to
+compare to the passwd file), and a list of the group's members.
+
+You will want to scan the passwd and group files to find any accounts
+that belong to the same group as root, or a group which root is in.
+Often root will be the only member of its group, so you will have to
+look for other administrative account groups (those containing such
+accounts as adm,admin, sysadm,sysadmin and so on).
+
+Once you have found these accounts, you can attempt to gain their access.
+The command:
+
+su (login ID)
+
+allows you to essentially "become" that user. Replace (login ID), of
+course, with the account you want to assume. If the account has no
+password, the process is automatic. Otherwise, you will be prompted for
+a password. You can try the login ID as a password, but this may not
+work. If it does, make a note of it. Otherwise, you can try other
+methods, or go on to another account.
+
+Hopefully, you will find an account with no password. If you have found
+an older system, without the /etc/shadow file, an empty password
+field (::) will tell you immediately which accounts do not have
+passwords. If it is a newer system, it will contain an "x" regardless
+of the presence of the password status.  If you find yourself in this
+dilemna, you may still be able to find a list of those accounts
+without passwords.
+
+If you have the superuser ("#") prompt, you may be able to read the
+/etc/shadow file. The format for this file is:
+
+login ID:(encoded pw):6480:14:28
+
+The first field is the same as the login ID found in the /etc/passwd
+file. Each entry in /etc/passwd should have a corresponding one in
+/etc/shadow. The second field will be blank, denoting no password, or
+contain the afformentioned "random" characters. Third is a numeric code
+describing when the password was last changed. Fourth and fifth are the
+minimum and maximum number of days between mandatory password changes.
+Often the last two fields are empty, which means users are not required
+to change their passwords.
+
+Here, again, you should look for any accounts without passwords, and
+examine the group file as mentioned.
+
+Now, hopefully, you will have some decent access. Many of the accounts
+with no password are that way for a reason - they do not allow shell
+access; but that never stopped anyone.
+
+If you discover an account that runs a program and then logs off, or runs
+a program which allows you to interact in a boring way, you can use
+this to your advantage. Look in the seventh field of this account's
+passwd information. It will contain the path and filename of the
+program being run.
+
+At this point, security on most systems is extremely low. Many system
+operators are sure that by stopping you from directly getting access,
+they have stopped you totally. By "tricking" the system, you can get
+access indirectly.
+
+If you find a program being run, go back to the account which gave you
+shell access. Then enter the directory where the program was (do not
+include the file "/" and the filename). You want to change the
+filename of the program. To do this, type:
+
+mv (filename) (backup filename)
+
+To change /usr/prog to /usr/prog.b, you
+would enter:
+
+mv /usr/prog /usr/prog.b
+
+Make sure you remember the filename you give it. It is also a good
+idea to keep it in the same directory. Now, you have to create a dummy
+file to replace it. We will have to use the "ed" file editor to do
+this. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE SET YOU BREAK CHARACTER. You cannot use ed
+without having a break character. To make the file, type:
+
+ed (filename)
+
+Where (filename) is the name of the file you just renamed. Use the
+OLD name (the one in the passwd file)! ed will respond with:
+
+?(filename)
+
+meaning the file does not exist yet.
+
+Some basic ed commands are:
+
+q
+   Quit. If you attempt to quit after making changes, ed will not quit
+   until you hit "q" again (this is to remind you to save changes).
+
+w
+   Write file (saves all the changes you make).
+
+,p
+   Displays all lines.
+
+/(string)
+   Searches the buffer for (string), and displays that line.
+
+a
+   Add lines (starting at the current line).
+
+i
+   Insert lines at the current line
+d
+   Delete the current line.
+h
+   Turns help on (shows verbose error messages).
+
+Entering a line number will bring you to that line. When editting a file
+which already exists, ed will show you the current number of bytes in
+the file rather than "?(filename)". If you attempt to write a file, and
+ed replies with "?(filename)", you do not have access to write that file.
+
+Now, back to the dummy file. Type "a" to add lines. Enter:
+
+echo "Blah"
+/bin/sh
+
+Then, after pressing return on the /bin/sh line, type your break
+character. Write the file and quit the editor. You now have your
+dummy program set up. The command "echo" is a simple print command. You
+can enter as many as you like, or none at all. They are merely to
+reassure you that your program is running. The important part of this
+is the "/bin/sh", which runs the shell program.
+
+You must now give all users access to your program, so the account
+will be able to use your newly created program. Type:
+
+chmod +rwx
+
+This will give read, write, and execute permissions to all users (more 
+on permissions some other day).
+
+You should now logon again as the account which uses this program.
+If you did everything right, you should now have control of the
+shell, hopefully with superuser access ("#" prompt). If you still do
+not have superuser access, go back and try something else. Be sure to
+do the next few steps whether it works or not, to insure your continued
+use of the system. Delete your dummy program by typing:
+
+rm (filename)
+
+Be sure to include the directory path in the filename, as before. Now,
+rename the old file back to its original name (just reverse the
+filenames in the previous rename command).
+
+Now everything is back to normal. If you did not get access, you will
+have to go back to your old account to set the files back to normal.
+Make sure you do this, or you may cause damage to the system. This will
+result in higher security. Also, real hackers never damage systems for
+without cause. Laziness is not an excuse.
+
+If you are still without decent access, you will have to consult
+another file. I may write another soon on more ways to gain access,
+but for now, this should help enough people.
+
+>From now on, I will assume you have achieved superuser access within
+an administrative group. You will most likely want an account of your
+own now. Use the ed command to edit the /etc/passwd file. Somewhere
+in the mid-beginning section (within the first 4-12 lines), add an
+account using one of the default account not already present (from the
+first list, if possible), or commandeer an unused (be sure it is unused)
+default account already there.
+
+Set you ID number and group to those of the root account (usually 0:3).
+Set your directory wherever you like, and set the shell filename to
+either /bin/sh, or leave it blank. In the password (second) field,
+what you enter depends on the system. If it is an older system where
+the encrypted passwords are stored in the passwd file, just enter
+whatever password you like there. The system will encrypt it for you
+when you save it. If it is the newer "x" system, put an "x" there, and
+do the following, otherwise skip this.
+
+New system users will have to enter the command:
+
+/etc/pwconv
+
+This command will recreate the /etc/shadow file based on the information
+in the passwd file. Just to be sure, ed the shadow file, and leave the
+password field blank for your newly created account (use the /(string)
+command within ed to jump directly to your login ID).
+
+Now, you can call back as your new
+account. You should enter:
+
+passwd
+
+to create a password for your account if it doesn't already have one.
+
+If all has gone well, you now have an account of your own. I will now
+give a list of other commands which you can play around with.
+
+Unix commands:
+--------------
+
+banner (string)
+   This is a "fun" command, which will take (string) and expand it into
+   block letters on your display.
+
+write (user)
+   Will send a message to another user. After entering the command, the
+   system will wait for you to type a message and terminate it with your
+   eof character. Change your eof character by entering:
+
+   stty eof (character)
+
+wall
+   Like write, but sends to all users.
+
+who
+   Displays a list of everyone online.
+
+mail (user)
+   Send email to any user in the passwd file. To read your mail, just type
+   mail.
+
+exit
+   Logout of the system. I should have mentioned this before, but I forgot.
+   You can also use your eof character at the shell prompt to logout.
+
+echo
+   Prints text or variables, as shown before.
+
+env
+   Display all variables in your environment. More on shell variables soon.
+
+rmdir (directory)
+   Delete a directory.
+
+mkdir (directory)
+   Make a directory.
+
+cp (original) (backup)
+   Copy a file.
+
+grep (string) (filename)
+   Searches through (filename) until it finds (string), and then
+   displays the entire line (string) was found on.
+
+date (time & date)
+   Alone, date displays the time and date. It can also be used to set it.
+
+cal (date)
+   Alone, cal displays a calendar of the current month. With optional
+   month and year, it will display any year from 1 to 9999.
+
+There are many more commands, but to explain them all could take
+forever. Most systems contain online help files which you can access
+by typing either:
+
+man (command)
+
+or:
+
+help (command)
+
+For a list of commands, look in the various "bin" directories. They
+contain the actual programs.
+
+Variables:
+----------
+
+The shell allows the use of variables. All variables are represented by
+capital letters. You can create your own, or view/change standard system
+variables. Some standard variables are:
+
+PATH
+   This will show the order the shell searches in to find commands. You
+   will most likely find a number of directories ending in "bin". An
+   example could be:
+
+   :/bin:/usr/bin:/usr/lib/bin:/etc
+
+   This means that when you type a command, the system checks to
+   directories in that order before finally giving up and reporting an
+   error if the command is not found (All commands are files).
+
+PS1
+   This is the main shell prompt, usually "$" or "#", depending on
+   your access. You can change this to whatever you like.
+
+TERM
+
+   Some systems keep track of what type of terminal you are using, for
+   use in formatting output (usually through other programs).
+
+LOGNAME
+   The login ID you are using.
+
+HOME
+   Your home directory.
+
+TZ
+   Timezone.
+
+MAIL
+   The file your mail is sent to.
+
+There are others, but they tend to vary with the account. Enter the
+env command to display the variables in use.
+
+Variables you create within shell programs (such as the dummy program
+that was discussed before) retain their values for the life of the
+program only (they do not affect the other shell variables).
+
+You can change a variable like this:
+
+TERM=ansi
+
+Whenever you want to view a variable, or use it for another purpose,
+precede it with a "$". Ex:
+
+echo $LOGNAME
+
+will display your login ID.
+
+
+I seem to have run out of memory, so that's all for now. Hopefully
+I'll write more soon...
+
+                 - Midnite Raider
+
+" " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " " "
+
+
+
+WOW!! That was a long one, eh? Look for ATI54 soon. Take it easy, and
+stay out of trouble.
+
+; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;
+
+ATI: part of George Bush's thousand points of light.
+
+
+
+
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+*****
+*******
+   ** **
+   ** **
+*******
+*****      activist
+            times
+      **     incorporated!
+      **
+********
+********
+      **
+      **
+
+**    **
+**    **
+********
+********
+**    **        ...
+**    **       .   .
+               . 54.
+                ...
+
+Issue #54     March-14-1991
+
+U.S. Mail:
+           ATI
+           PO Box 2501
+           Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+           U.S.A.
+
+Our net address:
+
+gzero@tronsbox.xei.com     <--- NOTE NEW ADDRESS!!
+
+
+ATI's Staff:
+      Ground Zero: publisher, editor, writer
+      Prime Anarchist: editor, writer
+      Writing/Research Staff: Sk8 the Skinhead, Fah-Q, MAC???, Happy
+      Harry Hardon, Stormbringer, Geraldo Riviera, and other occasional
+      contributors.
+      Archivist: Llo
+
+
+Hi! Welcome to ATI54.  Sorry we didn't get out an issue as of late, but
+we had some difficulties because our home site was down for a while.
+
+
+Our ftp site:
+
+
+192.55.239.132  cs.widener.edu  pub/cud/ati  (use anonymous to login and
+your email address as your password).
+
+
+     Well, they went and did it. Got us into another war.  I was hoping
+that it wouldn't happen, but it did. I think about the war often, as most
+Americans seem to.  I wonder exactly why we were there. A lot of people who
+are against the war think that it's all about oil and the lack of an
+energy policy. While I think oil has a lot to do with it, I also think
+that others factors contribute to the conflict. It may be that the US is
+fighting to maintain its position of world power, and to combat Hussein's
+threat of uniting the Arab world under his leadership.  If that's true,
+then I guess it's just another case of a Frankenstein created by the US,
+such as Panama's Noriega, gone out of control.  Our government has favored
+brutal dictators like Hussein and Noriega, and say nothing about their
+atrocities as long as they serve the US government's vital interests.  But
+what they have never learned is that there comes a time when the Husseins
+and the Noriegas decide they want more power.  Subsequently, these leaders
+become out of control.
+     In any event, I'm glad it seems to be over. I hope now the other
+problems of the Middle East will be addressed.
+
+
+------------> other junk
+
+     Well, you may have guessed it. Happy Harry Hardon and The Happy Hacker
+are the same person.  Just a change of name.
+     NEWARK, NJ - It seems that the local yocals will break into a car for
+any reason, including to grab one of those Bart Simpson dolls that stick
+to the windows. Jeez.
+     Movies? Go see The Godfather Part III (excellent movie - fantastic
+score!!), "The Grifters", "Silence of the Lambs", and "Hidden Agenda".
+Avoid movies with lack of creativity and innovation, such as "Sleeping With
+The Enemy", "If Looks Could Kill", and others.
+     If anyone ever wants to correspond and discuss movies, new and old,
+directing styles, genres, or anything about movies, write me a letter via
+US Mail, or write to my net address.
+     Speaking of movies, I learned something interesting about "Pretty
+Woman".  A fairly inexperienced writer originally wrote the script for the
+film and showed it to Richard Gere's agent.  The agent declined the movie,
+but then hired a more well-known and experienced writer to write the very
+same idea over into another script, which was the one used for the film.
+The person whose idea they stole sued and won $14 million.
+     What makes me laugh is that "Pretty  "Woman" was a mediocre film that
+does not translate well into the reality of our times.  Julia Roberts'
+charachter was a hooker, who stated that she was "safe" because she used
+condoms.  Condoms have a failure rate as high as 1 in 10, and someone who
+had as many contacts with different people is bound to become exposed to
+HIV. It's just a matter of time. A hooker who uses condoms is still not
+"safe".  Also, the subject matter of the movie gives the wrong message
+about women: it overemphasized the Julia Roberts' charachter's appearance
+and completely disregarded the fact that she was a hooker. Finally, the
+production itself provided nothing of real artistic merit. Just goes to
+show you what type of junk the American public will go for.
+     Are you a fan of the late 60's British TV show The Prisoner? It's a
+fascinating show in which the individual, the government, and society are
+examined and criticized.  If you would like to join Six of One, The
+Prisoner Appreciation Society, you may send a self-addressed stamped
+envelope to:
+
+
+The Prisoner Appreciation Society
+871 Clover Drive
+North Wales, PA  19454
+USA
+
+     By the way, any fans of "The Prisoner"  that would like to discuss
+that show can also e-mail me or snail-mail me. I could talk for hours
+about it!
+     Anyone see the video of the LA cops beating up a man? It was pretty
+gruesome. It was seen in all over the US and in 60 countries. A great image
+of the US being sent out there.
+
+
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
+
+---> info and comments from Warp 9
+
+
+<<<<<<<<<<<<<< from various places in the bitstream >>>>>>>>>>
+
+        Greetings, folks.  Here's a few handy hints on how to handle
+some of those annoying little problems you may come accross in your
+various travels away from your terminal.
+        Problem:  You're out trashing and looking around, and you
+come accross one of those cheapo little locks with the zig-zag
+type keyhole.
+        Solution: Handy dandy lockpick by Ronco--- namely, the old
+fashioned paper clip.  Just open in up and bend the ends into teardrop
+shaped loops.  The smaller end for small locks, the larger for larger
+ones. Put the loop all the way in, jiggle around and twist back and
+forth, Presto! It really works, I have three of these kind of locks at
+home from various sources.  With a little practice, one of these
+mediocre pieces of security hardware will take no more time to get by
+than if you had the key.  These little beauties may be found on
+toolsheds, toolboxes, cellar doors and mailboxes everywhere someone is
+too cheap to spend the extra couple bucks for a better lock.  Those are another
+ story (working on it).
+
+        Problem:  You never know when the police are around (never when
+YOU need 'em tho).
+        Solution:  Carry a hand held scanner (der!).  Radio Shack will be
+happy to sell a 2-channel one for about $50.00 or so.  Keep it on to
+see who gets sent where.  If you can't receive tach 2, assume the worst
+when you hear them talking about going to it or calling in by phone.
+The hassle you save could be your own.
+
+        Problem:  When you absolutely, positively have to trash a disk
+or VCR tape, and don't think delete filename or re-recording will cut it.
+        Solution: Build yourself an electromagnet out of an iron or steel
+bar with as much small wire wrapped around it as possible.  If you don't
+think there is enough wire to make much resistance, add one of those
+metal resistors that have 10 watts or more ratings in series.  Also
+put in series a doorbell buzzer or other temporary contact switch.
+Connect each end of the wire to a normal plug socket, and put the
+whole thing into a briefcase or cloth bag to carry.  When you need it,
+take it out, plug it in, and push the button on and off VERY quickly.
+The resultant 60 hz oscillating magnetic fields will have a lot of
+power and will wipe any media you put near the ends of the magnet.
+Caution: insulate everything, as 110v AC with up to 15 or 30 amps is
+dangerous (stuck a hairpin in a socket at age 4, maybe that's why I'm
+a little strange? <cackle>).  Also, leave your credit cards and ID's
+with magnetic strips home, or you will have to get new ones. This is
+also a good trick if you want to 'zap' your friend's wallet as he/she
+comes near the device.  It might be days or more before they stick that
+bank card in the slot to see "invalid card #" on the ATM display.
+yuk yuk.
+
+
+*********************  Commentary ***************************
+
+
+       Economy:  Mostly due to the party of the Reagan decade. The bill
+is in, folks, and the ones that chowed down at the party don't want to
+pay.  Milken can steal 600 million (that we know about) and get 10 years
+or less with good behavior, but let some minority hold up a gas station
+for 345.67 and he'll get 15-20 with no parole.  Businesses are laying
+off because they claim they have to be competetive, and they can't be
+paying employees a living wage when 3rd world countries have labor for
+1/10 that.  We're all gonna be serving the Japanese at 3.00/hr and damn
+glad to have the jobs pretty soon unless this crap stops. If you ever
+get into a bank or insurance company database, wipe them out and leave
+a message 'power to the people ----- economic justice or death'.
+
+        Problem: Your colony is invaded by unstoppable, acid-blooded
+alien monsters, and you can't get up.
+        Solution: You'll have to nuke the site from orbit, its the only
+way to be sure.     :)  :) :)   (<---- necessary?)
+
+                        Later, eh?
+
+                        Warp 9  from (603)
+---------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+     Well, we luckily got out of this war without major casualties and
+without a draft. We might not be so lucky next time.  The following column
+was sent to me while the war was
+still in progress, but I'm including this fellow's thoughts on the draft
+because war just may happen again. Think about it. We got through this one
+with major public support. The spectre of Vietnam is now erased from the
+public's mind. And since the war was "won", another one will be much easier
+to pull over on the public. And next time we might not be as lucky in
+the area of casualties.
+
+
+
+THOUGHTS ON THE DRAFT - By The Atomic Punk
+
+The way the war was progressing in the Gulf, it looked like a draft was
+eminent. The fact is, if you are drafted and refuse to fight you will
+go to jail. The paradox is- how can it be illegal to kill someone and
+then suddenly be illegal to NOT kill someone? The thing that makes this
+country great is freedom. If it was truly free, however, people would
+have a CHOICE of whether they wanted to fight or not. If enough people
+chose not to fight, then the country should not be at war. Why make life hard
+ for those who do not agree with
+the war? I find it pretty sick that it may soon mean jail for those who
+don't like the idea of taking part in such an uncivilized thing as war.
+Also: kids not old enough to drink should not be considered old enough to die.
+
+If you do not feel like being pulled out of your life, sent somewhere to
+a faraway land for reasons you may not agree with and had no control
+over, and shot, blown up, infected or gassed there are places a
+conscientious objector can go without being sent to prison for up to
+5 years and have the blemish of a jail record which will hold them
+back in the future. There are sanctuaries (churches) where it is illegal
+to be arrested, and some towns have declared themselves santuaries.
+However, to me it doesn't sound too cool to drop my whole life & move
+across the country just to avoid going to prison or being killed. The
+best idea is to work to get your own town (or one close by) or college
+made into a sanctuary. One way to start is for you and your friends to
+xerox flyers and put them under windshields at the local supermarket.
+Try talking to the town council, if possible generate propaganda with a
+local radio station or a public access TV station.  If someone just sits
+on their ass instead of working for change, they are to blame. Later.....
+
+                                                              The Atomic Punk
+
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+     Well, I know it's short notice, but here's an announcement for East
+Coast Con, a convention for computer enthusiasts and anyone else. Read on:
+
+
+EAST COAST CON!!!!
+
+
+WHERE:   Holiday Inn Airport, Pittsburgh PA
+WHEN :   April 11,12,13,14
+WHO  :   Almost Anyone(feds,journalists,hackers)
+WHO NOT: Anyone who is immature
+PRICE:   44.00$ per nite
+
+    call 412-771-6500 for reservations and tell them you are with
+    East coast con and you want to get a room.  See you there!
+
+(Sorry, AA, my Commie couldn't register your neat-0 letters)
+
+. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
+
+     Well, I guess that's it for ATI54. Sorry for the delay between
+issues. I would like ATI to be at least a monthly thing. Perhaps we will
+release more frequently with shorter issues. Who knows.. In any case, we
+need articles! Send in articles about anything! Computers, BBSing, social
+or political issues, film, science, scanning, ham radio, humor, fiction,
+poetry, or anything under the sun!
+     See you soon, I hope. Ciao!!!
+
+
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+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+
+              -----> issue 55
+
+August-something, 1991.
+Special "Yeah, We're Back - Did you Miss Us?" Issue!
+                          
+===========================
+= info following brought  =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+
+
+     Hi, folks.  Hope you're all doing well and staying out of trouble. 
+Sorry for not putting out ATI55 sooner!  Hopefully, we'll be on
+a monthly or bi-monthy schedule from now on.
+     What's new?  
+     Watching the news is a strange experience as of late, because we're
+seeing history in the making.  The shape of Eastern Europe and the USSR
+is changing radically.  One country (Yugoslavia? Romania?) is on the
+brink of civil war, and the USSR had a 3-day coup and now threatens
+to split up.    
+     On the home front, a whole host of new problems have popped up, and
+certainly all the old ones continue to plague us.  It's time to 
+clean house, folks.  
+     
+     Prime hasn't sent me his column, Prime Anarchist World News (PAWN)
+lately.  We hope to start that up again by next issue.  But in the
+meantime, we present a new contrubutor and column: Media Assassin's 
+Crass Commentary.
+
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+C R A S S  C O M M E N T A R Y
+
+   from: The Media Assassin
+
+
+     Greetings, drones, dweebs and other forms of life.  
+
+
+        47 PERCENT OF OUR GROSS NATIONAL PRODUCT GOES TO GOVERNMENT 
+
+     That's what Andre Marrou, Libertarian Party candidate for
+Presidential nomination says. In a viewer call-in question-and-answer
+session on C-SPAN on August30, Marrou stated that the federal
+government takes 22% of the nation's GNP, and state and local governments
+take another 25%.  That adds up to 47%.  Virtually half of what we
+produce in this country is confiscated by government to waste on whatever
+and whomever they wish.  
+     Think about the implications of the above.  Next time you hear someone
+complain about high taxes, remember that disturbing statistic.  Next 
+time you hear someone complain that the government isn't doing enough
+for the victim-group-of-the-hour, remember that statistic.  
+     Where does the money go?  Good question.
+     Here's a breakdown of the items included in the proposed budget for
+fiscal year 1992 (beginning October 1, 1991).  Due to the short lead
+time on this article (yeah, I know -GZ), I didn't have time to research
+whether the figures were approved by Congress or altered.  I am merely
+including this to give you an idea of the massive spending of your
+expropriated tax dollars.  Read on:
+
+
+                                                 FY92         % of
+                                               Proposed     Federal
+(figures as of May 1991)                                     Funds
+                                           (in $ millions)
+ 
+CURRENT MILITARY SPENDING                     294,399.151    25.8%
+ 
+TOTAL COST OF PAST WARS                       209,411.387    18.3%
+ 
+NON-MILITARY RELATED INTEREST                 126,759.029    11.1%
+ 
+INTERNATIONAL RELATIONS                        30,314.077     2.6%
+ 
+ANTI-POVERTY/SOCIAL PROGRAMS                  259,794.775    22.7%
+ 
+COMMUNITY AND REGIONAL DEVELOPMENT             62,474.224     5.5%
+ 
+SCIENCE AND THE ENVIRONMENT                    36,100.454     3.2%
+ 
+FED. EMPLOYEE RETIREMENT & BENEFIT             43,866.042     3.8%
+ 
+MISCELLANEOUS GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS              85,069.702
+less unallocated receipts:                        -85.000
+                                               -2,687.000
+Pmt. to soc. sec. (off budget)                 -1,190.731
+Gov't. programs, net                           81,106.971     7.1%
+ 
+BUDGET TOTALS                               1,144,602.462   100.0%
+------------------------------------------------
+ 
+
+     The two largest categories are military spending and social
+programs.  Let's examine these two areas. 
+     The preparers of the above information, the Friends
+Committee on National Legislation, included "community and regional
+development" as a separate category.  However, it is certain that 
+the Dept. of Housing and Urban Development (HUD) was a part of the
+aformentioned category.  HUD provides many programs, such as payment
+of low-income individuals' rent in private housing (in which taxpayers
+are forced to contribute to a program that drives up the cost of housing
+for everyone), and also provides for public housing, such as senior
+citizens' buildings in which the tenants pay rent according to income
+(the remainder of the rent is paid by HUD, i.e., the taxpayer). Therefore,
+part or all of the category of "community and regional development"
+could be considered "social programs" in light of the functions of HUD.
+It could be argued that the greatest part of the federal government's
+expenses go towards social programs that productive taxpayers realize
+no benefit from.   
+     Military spending has proven to be quite a burden as well.  I
+am sure most readers are familiar with anecdotes of "$500 hammers"
+and "$1000 toilets" sold to the taxpayers by defense contractors.  
+Also, consider the stories referring to the many costly defense items
+that fail to work properly.  While stories of this nature are refuted
+by government officials and industry "experts", believe them.  They
+serve to illustrate how our members of our government take the privelege
+of siphening our tax dollars to their friends in the defense industry.  
+
+     Many people believe that the amount of taxes paid by themselves
+and others and the amount of government spending does not affect
+them.  A review of the above information and discussion clearly reveal
+that taxes and spending do affect individuals.  The taxes
+>from payroll, sales and property tax and other forms of tax diminish
+the quality of life for productive people.  Remember that 47
+percent of our gross national product is consumed by government.
+If people were allowed to work and make purchases of goods
+and property without severe taxation, their quality of life would 
+increase tremendously, and our economy would benefit.
+     
+
+     See you next time.
+
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
+
+Now for a tidbit someone sent me about a new COCOT (indepently-owned
+pay phone - Customer Owned Coin Operated Telephone):
+
+
+                            The Birth of a Cocot
+
+   I have just had the amazing experience of seeing the birth of a
+COCOT. From a hole in the ground, to a slender metal pole, to the cozy
+blue box with magic inside.
+
+   At first glance, it looks just like a NY Tel payphone. Nowhere does
+it say NY Tel. The top insert has all the normal info, with the
+additional "For emergencies, dial 911". Syracuse does not have 911
+service implemented, even though we pay a surcharge for it. I didn't
+try it to see if the phone was programmed.
+
+   The insert where the phone number goes is blank. The lower insert,
+where the info on who provides what LD service is supposed to be, is a
+generic panel with fill in the blanks. Directory assistance.
+Emergency.  Operator. Repair.
+
+   The only two blanks filled in are the Emergency number (211,
+different than the upper insert says), and Operator. There is nothing
+for repair, nothing that says the LD carrier. Nothing that says who
+the owner of the phone is.
+
+   Aha! I will dial the operator and see who the AOS is. I pick up the
+handset, and hear, in addition to dialtone, McGruff the Crimefighting
+Dog talking about neighborhood watch and taking a bite out of crime.
+How unique -- PSA's on COCOT's. I dial 0. Country music comes on. So
+does the operator. She shouts at me. I shout back. The country music
+plays on.  "What number are you at" she shouts. "Don't know". "What
+city are you in?"  "Syracuse." "What state is that?" How convenient in
+an emergency, dial the operator.
+
+   I find out she works for Oasis. She asks me the number I was
+calling.  I wasn't, just her. Why she thinks I would try to complete a
+call with Kenny Rogers playing loud enough that I have to shout is
+beyond me. She wrote a trouble ticket. How they will find the phone, I
+don't know.  There are a lot of them in Syracuse.
+
+   I think I know who owns the phone. I am going to call him tomorrow.
+
+------------------------------
+
+
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+
+                                  ANAC List
+
+     What's an ANAC?  It stands for Automatic Number Anouncement.  It 
+refers to a number that you call that will give you a computer-voice
+reading of the phone number you're at.  Telco repairmen use these 
+numbers, but others sometimes find use for these numbers as well.
+Here are some that I have gathered from various sources such as 2600
+Magazine, and e-mail conversations I have had with people in different
+parts of the country:
+
+
+AREA CODE or Area                           NUMBER
+-----------------                           ------
+
+619                                       211-2111
+
+212, 607, 516, 718                           958
+
+914                                          990
+
+713                                          380
+
+512                                          830                                                             
+
+213                                61056, 1223 or 114 (in GTE areas)
+
+parts of IL                                  290
+
+408                                760 or 300-xxx-xxxx (x = any number)
+
+parts of 919                                 711
+
+parts of TX served by GTE                 970-xxxx
+
+502                                    997-555-1212
+
+parts of MI served by MI Bell        200-222-2222 or 200-xxx-xxxx
+                                        191# in DMS-100 areas
+
+604                                    211 or 116 
+                          (put 1 in front if in a step-by-step area)
+
+404                                   940-222-2222
+Atlanta area                (doesn't work in suburban-Decatur area)
+
+412                      410-4100 - downtown/suburban Pittsburgh
+                         410-6633 - east suburban Pittsburgh
+                         elsewhere in 412 - look in 410 exchange
+
+916                             830-xxxx - Sacramento area
+
+206                               411 (GTE Everett, WA area)
+
+305, 407                          1-200-xxx-xxxx
+
+603                               200-222-1111 (put 1 in front possibly)
+
+
+$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
+
+     Well, that's it for now.  I hope to make ATI a monthly
+event now.  I know I promised it before, but this time I really hope
+to accomplish it.  I need more contributions to make this goal a little
+easier for me to accomplish.  In ATI we publish items of all
+categories, but here is a list of suggestions for contributions:
+
+creative writing - short stories, poetry, stream of consciousness, etc.
+"slice of life" - transcripts of weird conversations, buffers of weird
+                  BBS posts or chat buffers
+telecom - info on telephony, BBSing, hack/phreak, computers in general,
+          packet radio, etc..
+technology - ham radio, electronics, scanners, etc.
+current events/politics - local news in your area of special interest, 
+                          comment on local/national/international issues,
+                          editorials, political theory
+social issues - abortion, death penalty, crime, prisons, men & women, 
+                homosexuality, etc.
+entertainment - books, movies, TV, Star Trek, The Prisoner, etc..
+hobbies
+science
+..and any other category you can think of!!
+
+Send your items in. I await them!
+
+     In the meantime, I bid you a farewell. Look for a new ATI in late
+September/early October.  Ciao a tutti!
+
+. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
+
+ATI: part of George Bush's thousand points of light.
+
+    
+
+
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+*****
+*******
+   ** **
+   ** **
+*******
+*****      activist
+            times
+      **     incorporated!
+      **
+********
+********
+      **      
+      **     
+             
+**    **
+**    **
+********
+********
+**    **        ...
+**    **       .   .
+               . 56.
+                ...               
+
+Issue #56     October-5-1991
+
+U.S. Mail:
+           ATI
+           PO Box 2501
+           Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+           U.S.A.
+
+Our net address:
+
+gzero@tronsbox.xei.com  
+
+ATI's Staff:
+      Ground Zero: publisher, editor, writer 
+      Prime Anarchist: editor, writer
+      Writing/Research Staff: Fah-Q, MAC???, Happy Harry Hardon,
+      Geraldo Riviera, The Media Assassin and other occasional contributors.
+
+
+. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 
+
+
+        Hi, folks!  Welcome to ATI56.  
+        We have some interesting stuff for you this time around.  Before
+we get started, I'd like to mention a thing or two.
+        We now have another official ATI bbs.  It's called the World
+Trade Center, and the number is (708) 672-5426.  You can get all the
+current and back issue of ATI there.  Be sure to give it a call and tell
+'em ATI sent you!
+        Also, those of you who might like to discuss anything, such as
+movies, music (rock - like Pink Floyd, etc..), current events, politics,
+etc.. do feel free to drop me a line by US mail, internet mail (address
+listed above) or WWIVnet at 33@2120.
+        Now for those of you who might be new to reading ATI - we start
+with an article about ATI - its origins, subject matter, avaiability and
+more.  Here we go!
+
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+
+        Underground Electronic Newspaper For Your E-Reading Pleasure.
+                           E-Written by PA and GZ.
+
+    WARNING: The story following may contain explicit thoughts descriptive
+of, advocating, or encouraging one or more of the following:
+
+television
+sadomasochism
+folk music
+freedom
+democracy
+libertarianism
+nudity
+drinking or eating healthfood
+satanism
+guitar playing
+antidisestablishmentarianism
+tobacco chewing
+use of COBOL for object-oriented programming
+cross-dressing
+peace
+nose hair
+insanity
+morbid violence
+rock n roll
+the illegal use of drugs
+the use of alcohol
+new ideas
+or the use of hi-fi stereo equipment.
+
+The writers of ATI oppose censorship of any kind.
+
+ATI is going on its fourth year as your first source of underground news.
+
+ATI is Activist Times Inc., an underground online newsletter with a
+mission: to present information and opinion in a socially relevant and
+stimulating context.  ATI features articles about and for the computer
+underground, telecom, BBSing, anarchy, current events, social issues, humor ,
+entertainment and more.  ATI is into politics, the environment, technology,
+the telephone, and mostly the First Amendment.
+
+Prime Anarchist is the originator of ATI and its co-editor along with
+Ground Zero, who is also its publisher.  Prime began ATI around February,
+1988 as an online newsletter on bulletin boards in Rhode Island and New
+York, in addition to producing a few issues on hard copy.  Soon ATI spread
+to the downloading sections of bulletin boards across the country, most
+notably The Phoenix Project, Ripco, Atlantis, and P-80 Systems.
+
+ATI has a long list of present and past contributors, and has been known
+to present articles that conveyed a unique twist of humor. The titles speak
+for themselves: "Terrorism of a 976 Phone Sex Line", "Quantum Mix-Up", "Mall
+Terrorism", "Fun in Rich Rural Towns", and many others.
+
+In fact, some of the originators of YIPL/TAP magazine ghostwrote some
+articles in 88 and 89. Some of the ghosts' initials (for you yipsters) were
+RF, norfolk Virginia; CC, NYC; AH, Penn; FS, NYC; FS, Rhode Island; & A1,
+NYC.
+
+To subscribe to ATI, just subscribe to the Usenet news group called 
+alt.society.ati - it's for the posting of ATI issues only.  If you can't
+read the newsgroup, you may request to be added to our internet email
+distrinbution list.  Just email Ground Zero at:
+
+                  gzero@tronsbox.xei.com
+
+We cannot distribute ATI through WWIV-net, but Ground Zero may be
+reached at 33@2120 via WWIV-net.
+ 
+To receive back issues of ATI, email Ground Zero or access the ftp
+distribution site at 192.55.239.132 - ftp.cs.widener.edu -
+use anonymous to login, and your email address as your password.
+ATI is in the directory called pub/cud/ati . (try 147.31.254.32 if the
+above address doesn't work)
+
+ATI is uploaded to BBSs around the world, but we can only assure that
+it is uploaded regularly to the following BBSs:
+
+Ripco...................................312-528-5020
+World Trade Center......................708-672-5426
+Night Owl - PC..........................201-804-8188
+SSA BBS.................................201-472-8312
+Igloo BBS...............................218-262-3142
+Blitzkrieg (TAP Magazine)..502-499-8933/502-491-5198
+    (new user password: Columbian Coke)
+
+You may receive a full set of ATI issues on disk by sending a 3.5" disk and 2
+stamps (foreign subscribers please send 2 dollars) to our mailing address.
+Issue are available in IBM (low-density), Amiga, or Machintosh format in 3.5"
+size ONLY, and in Commodore format in 3.5" and 5.25" (send 2 disks if you
+want 5.25" size).  Send the disk and stamps to:
+
+                ATI
+                P.O. Box 2501
+                Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+
+So demand ATI on your nearest BBS, inside your favorite mainframe, or right
+to your modem. But whatever you do, demand it. =)
+
+The makers of ATI would like to thank: Brother Jack, Dr. Timothy Leary,
+Jello Biafra, the Libertarian Party, Johanna Lawrenson, Ted Kennedy,
+Spy Magazine, Ronald and Nancy Reagan, Dirk Hitler, Rush Limbaugh, 
+Manuel Noriega, Saddam "sodom" Hussein, The 1910 FruitGum Company,
+Samuel Clemens, Jim and Tammy Baker, Oliver North, Ferdinand and Imelda
+and her shoes, and all the little people Leona Helmsley talked about.
+
++.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.+.
+
+
+        Now for something completely different.  What about getting the
+government off the backs of the people?  
+        The NJ State Legislature passed a law that stated that social
+workers had to be licensed - had to pass a test and pay a fee to a
+new state bureaucracy created just for this task.  This is done, notice,
+in a climate in which jobs are supposed to be cut from gov't
+payrolls, not created.
+        Now New Jersey has done it again.  NJ is about to enact 
+legislation requiring software designers to be licensed.  This affects 
+a very large number of people who work in the computer industry.  It
+will undoubtedly force many out of the profession who are qualified and
+competent.
+        And now, for your reading pleasure, the assembly bill itself:
+
+
+
+                               ASSEMBLY, NO. 4414 
+ 
+                              STATE OF NEW JERSEY 
+ 
+                          INTRODUCED JANUARY 24, 1991 
+  
+                  By Assemblywoman KALIK,  Assemblymen CASEY, 
+                               Spadoro and Mazur 
+ 
+AN ACT  Providing for the licensure of software designers* amending
+P.L.1971, c.60, P.L.1974, c.46 and P.L.1978, c.73, and supplementing
+Title 45 of the Revised Statutes. 
+ 
+BE IT ENACTED by the Senate and General Assembly of the State of
+New Jersey: 
+ 
+    1.  (New section)  This act shall be known and may be cited as the  
+"Software Designers* Licensing Act."  
+ 
+    2.  (New section)  The Legislature finds and declares that the public  
+interest requires the regulation of the practice of software designing**
+and the establishment of clear licensure standards for software 
+designers*, and that the welfare of the citizens of this State will be
+protected by identifying to the public those individuals who are
+qualified and legally authorized to practice software designing**. 
+ 
+    3.  (New Section)  As used in this act: 
+ 
+        "Board" means the State Board of Software Designers* established  
+         pursuant to section 4 of this act. 
+ 
+        "Licensed software designer*" means any person who practices software  
+        designing and who represents himself to the public by title or by  
+        description of services under any title incorporating such terms as  
+        "software engineer", "software designer*", "chartered engineer", or  
+        CEng" or any similar title or description of services, who is duly  
+        licensed pursuant to this act.  
+ 
+        "Software designing**" means the process of creating software systems  
+        and applies to techniques that reduce software cost and complexity  
+        while increasing reliablility and modifiablility, which includes, but  
+        is not limited to, the elements of requirements designing**, design  
+        specification, implementation testing and validation, operation and  
+        maintenance and software management. 
+ 
+    4.  (New section)  There is created within the Division of Consumer
+Affairs in the Department of Law and Public Safety the State Board of
+Software Designers*.  The board shall consist of nine members who are
+residents of this State who shall be appointed by the Governor.  Six
+members shall be licensed software designers* who have been actively
+engaged in software designing** for at least five years immediately
+preceding their appointment, except that the members initially appointed
+shall be licensed pursuant to this act within 18 months of appointment.
+Of the remaining members, two shall be public members, and one shall be
+a member of the executive branch, all of whom shall be appointed pursuant
+to section 2 of P.L.1971, c.60 (C.45:1-2.2). 
+ 
+    5.  (New section)  Each member of the board, except the members first  
+appointed, shall serve for a term of five years and shall hold office until
+the appointment and qualification of his successor.  The initial
+appointment to the board shall be:  two members for terms of two years,
+two members for terms of three years, two members for terms of four years,
+and three members for terms of five years.  Vacancies shall be filled for
+the unexpired term only.  No member may be appointed for more than two
+consecutive terms. 
+ 
+    6.  (New section)  Members of the board shall be compensated and
+reimbursed for expenses and provided with office and meeting facilities
+pursuant to section 2 of P.L.1977, c.285 (C.45:1-2.5). 
+ 
+    7.  (New section)  The board shall annually elect from among its
+members a chair, vice-chair and a secretary.  The board shall meet twice
+per year and may hold additional meetings as necessary to discharge its
+duties. 
+ 
+ 
+    8.  (New section)  The board shall: 
+ 
+        a.  Review the qualifications of applicants for licensure; 
+ 
+        b.  Insure the proper conduct and standards of examinations; 
+ 
+        c.  Issue and renew licenses to software designers* pursuant to
+            this act; 
+ 
+        d.  Refuse to admit to examination, refuse to issue, or suspend,
+            revoke or fail to renew the license of a software designer
+            pursuant to the provisions of P.L.1978, c.73
+            (C.45:1-14 et seq.); 
+ 
+        e.  Maintain a record of every software designer* licensed in this  
+            State, their places of business, places of residence and the date  
+            and number of their license;  
+ 
+        f.  Establish fees pursuant to P.L.1974, c46 (C.45:1-3.1 et seq); 
+ 
+        g.  Adopt and promulgate rules and regulations pursuant to the  
+            "Administrative Procedure Act", P.L.1968, c.410 (C.52:14B-1 et  
+            seq.) necessary to effectuate the purposes of this act. 
+ 
+ 
+    9.  (New section)  No person shall practice, or present himself as able
+to practice, software designing** unless he possesses a valid license as a  
+software designer* in accordance with the provisions of this act. 
+ 
+    10. (New section)  The provisions of this act shall not be construed to  
+prevent the following provided that no word, letter, abbreviation, insignia,  
+sign, card or device is used to convey the impression that the person
+rendering the service is a licensed software designer*: 
+ 
+    a.  Any person licensed to practice in this State under any other law
+        from engaging in the practice for which he is licensed; 
+ 
+    b.  Any person employed as a software designer* by the federal
+        government, if the person provides software designing** services
+        solely under the direction or control of his federal employer; or 
+ 
+    c.  Any person pursuing a course of study leading to a degree or  
+        certificate in software designing** at an accredited or approved  
+        educational program if the person is designated by a title which  
+        clearly indicates status as a student or trainee. 
+ 
+ 
+    11. (New section)  To be eleigible for licensure as a software designer*,  
+an applicant shall submit to the board satisfactory evidence that he has: 
+ 
+     a. <(1)>   Graduated from a program in software designing** which has  
+        been approved for the education and training of software designers* by  
+        an accrediting agency recognized by the Council on Post-Secondary  
+        Accreditation and the United States Department of Education; <or  
+ 
+        (2)  Work experience in a current or previous position of employment  
+        utilizing the theory and procedures of software designing for a  
+        sufficient period of time as determined by the board;>  and 
+ 
+    b.  Successfully completed a written examination administered by the board  
+        pursuant to section 14 of this act to determine his competence to  
+        practice software designing**. 
+ 
+    12. (New section)  An applicant for licensure who is a graduate of a  
+foreign school of software designing* shall furnish evidence satisfactory to  
+the board that he has: 
+ 
+    a.  Completed a course of study in software designing** which is  
+        substantially equivalent to that provided in an accredited program  
+        described in subsection a. of section 11 of this act; and  
+ 
+    b.  Successfully completed a written examination administered by the board  
+        pursuant to section 14 of this act. 
+ 
+    13. (New section)  A fee shall accompany each application for licensure.   
+Licenses shall expire biennially [once every two years] on January 31 and may  
+be renewed upon submission of a renewal application provided by the board and  
+payment of a fee. If the renewal fee is not paid by that date, the license  
+shall automatically expire, byt may be renewed within two years of its  
+expiration date upon payment to the board of a sum determined by it for each  
+year or part thereof during which the license was expired and an additional  
+restoration fee.  If a license has not been renewed within two years of  
+expiration, the license shall only be renewed by complying with the provisions  
+of section 16 of this act or successfully completing the examination  
+administered pusuant to section 14 of this act.  
+ 
+    14. (New section)  The written examination required in section 11, 12 or 13  
+of this act shall test the applicant's knowledge of 
+software designing** theory and procedures and any other subjects the board may  
+deem useful to test the applicant's fitness to practice software designing**.   
+Examinations shall be held within the State at least once every six months at a  
+time and place to be determined by the board.  The board shall give adequate  
+written notice of the examination to applicants for licensure and examination. 
+ 
+    If an applicant fails the examination twice, the applicant may take a third  
+examination not less than one year now more than three years from the date of  
+the applicant's initial examination.  Additional examinations shall be in  
+accordance with standards set by the board. 
+ 
+    15. (New section)  The board shall issue a license to each applicant for  
+licensure as a software designer* who qualifies pursuant to the provisions of  
+this act and any rules and regulations promulgated by the board. 
+ 
+    16. (New section)  Upon payment to the board of a fee and the submission of  
+a written application on forms provided by it, the board shall issue without  
+examination a license to a software designer* who holds a valid license issued  
+by another state or possession of the United States or the District of Columbia  
+which has standards for licensure substantiolly equivalent to those of this  
+State. 
+ 
+    17. (New section)  Upon payment to the board of a fee and the submission of  
+a written application on forms provided by it, the board shall issue a  
+temporary license to a person who has applied for licensure pursuant to this  
+act and who, in the judgment of the board, is eligible for examination.  A  
+temporary license shall be available to an applicant upon initial application  
+for examination.  A person holding a temporary license may practice software  
+designing** only under the direct supervision of a licensed software designer*. 
+A temporary license shall expire automatically upon failure of the licensure  
+examination but may be renewed next examination at which time it shall  
+automatically expire and be surrendered to the board.  
+ 
+ 
+    18. (Section 1 of P.L.1971, c.60 (C.45:1-2.1) is amended to read as  
+follows: 
+ 
+    1.  The provisions of this act shall apply to the following boards and  
+        commissions: the New Jersey State Board of Accountancy, the New Jersey  
+        State Board of Architects, the New Jersey State Board of Cosmetology  
+        and Hairstyling, the Board of Examiners of Electrical Contractors, the  
+        New jersey State Board of Dentistry, the State Board of Mortuary  
+        Science of New Jersey, the State Board of Professional Engineers and  
+        Land Surveyors, the State Board of Marriage Counselor Examiners, the  
+        State Board of Medical Examiners, the New Jersey Board of Nursing, the  
+        New Jersey State Board of Optometrists, the State Board of Examiners of  
+        Ophthalmic Dispensers and Ophthalmic Technicians, 
+        the Board of Pharmacy, the State Board of Professional planners, the  
+        State Board of Psychological Examiners, the State Board of Examiners of  
+        Master Plumbers, the New Jersey Real Estate Commission, the State Board  
+        of shorthand Reporting, the State Board of Veterinary Medical  
+        Examiners, the Radiologic Technology Board of Examiners, the  
+        Acupuncture Examining Board, the State Board of Chiropractic Examiners  
+        <,the State Board of Respiratory Care, the State Real Estate Appraiser  
+        Board, the State Board of Social Work Examiners, and the State Board of  
+        Software designers*>.  
+ 
+    19. Section 1 of P.L.1974, c.46 (C.45:1-3.1) is amended to read as follows: 
+ 
+    1.  The provisions of this act shall apply to the following boards and  
+        commissions:  the New Jersey State Board of Accountancy, the New Jersey  
+        State Board of Architects, the New Jersey State Board of Cosmetology  
+        and Hairstyling, the Board of Examiners of Electrical Contractors, the  
+        New Jersey State Board of Dentistry, the State Board of Mortuary  
+        Science of New Jersey, the State Board of Professional Engineers and  
+        Land Surveyors, the State Board of Marriage Counselor Examineers, the  
+        State Board of Medical Examiners, the New Jersey Board of Nursing, the  
+        New Jersey State Board of Optometrists, the State Board of Examiners of  
+        Ophthalmic Dispensers and Ophthalmic Technicians, the Board of  
+        Pharmacy, the State Board of Professional Planners, the State Board of  
+        Psychological Examiners, the State Board of Examiners of Master  
+        Plumbers, the State Board of Shorthand Reporting, the State Board of  
+        Veterinary Medical Examiners, the Radiologic Technology Board of  
+        Examiners, the Acupuncture Examining Board, [and] the State Board of  
+        Chiropractic Examiners, < the State Board of Respiratory Care, the  
+        State Real Estate Appraiser Board, the State Board of Social Work  
+        Examiners, and the State Board of Software Designers* >. 
+        (cf: P.L.1991,  c134, s.17) 
+ 
+    20. Section 2 of P.L.1978, c.73 (C.45:1-15) is ammended to read as follows: 
+ 
+    2.  The provisions of this act shall apply to the following boards and all  
+        professions or occupations regulated by or through such boards:  the  
+        New Jersey State Board of Accountancy, the New Jersey State Board of  
+        Architects, the New Jersey State Board of Cosmetology and Hairstyling,  
+        the Board of Examiners of Electrical Contractors, the New Jersey State  
+        Board of Dentistry, the State Board of Mortuary Science of New Jersey,  
+        the State Board of Professional Engineers and Land Surveyors, the State  
+        Board of Marriage Counselor Examiners, the State Board of Medical  
+        Examiners, the New jersey Board of Nursing, the New Jersey State Board  
+        of Optometrists, the State Board of Examiners of Ophthalmic Dispensers  
+        and Ophthalmic Technicians, 
+        the Board of Pharmacy, the State Board of Professional Planners, the  
+        State Board of Psychological Examiners, the State Board of Examiners of  
+        Master Plumbers, the State Board of Shorthand Reporting, the State  
+        Board of Veterinary Medical Examiners, the Acupuncture Examining Board,  
+        [ and ] the State Board of Chiropractic Examiners <, the State Board of  
+        Respiratory Care, the State Real Estate Appraiser Board, the State  
+        Board of Social Work Examiners, and the State Board of Software  
+        Designers*>. (cf:  P.L.1991, c.134, s.14) 
+ 
+ 
+    21. This act shall take effect immediately, except that section 9 shall  
+remain inoperative until the 365th day after enactment. 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+                        REGULATED PROFESSIONS 
+ 
+ 
+The "Software Designers' Licensing Act." 
+ 
+This bill came from a friend of mine who saw it in a Compu$erve thread. 
+ 
+------------------------------------------------------------------- 
+I have been reading a Compu$erve thread that describes a bill now in 
+committee in the New Jersey State Assembly. 
+ 
+This bill, A-4414, would license "software designers" in the state of 
+New Jersey, and would require any person working in the business to have 
+this license (renewable every 2 years, with a fee, of course). 
+ 
+I have attached a copy of the text of the bill as currently amended.  If 
+you would like to write or call someone about the bill, here are some 
+names and addresses.  Don't wait too long, this thing is currently in  
+committee, and ICCA says it will come up for a vote around September! 
+ 
+ 
+NY/NJ ICCA 
+(Independent Computer Consultants Association, a group lobbying 
+ against the passage of this bill) 
+P.O. Box 833 
+Middletown, NJ  07748 
+(800) 736-4222 
+ 
+ 
+Sponsors: 
+ 
+Assemblywoman Barbara Kalik (Dem. District 7) 
+Park Plaza Mall 
+Route 130 South 
+Edgewater Park, NJ  08010 
+609-871-1100 
+ 
+Assemblyman John Casey (Dem. District 7) 
+4612 Westfield Avenue 
+Pennsauken, NJ  08110 
+609-661-8185 
+ 
+Co-Sponsors: 
+ 
+Assemblyman George Spaduro (Dem. District 18) 
+Turnpike Plaza 
+197 Highway 18 Suite 302 
+East Brunswick, NJ  08816 
+908-214-1214 
+ 
+Assemblyman Bennett Mazur (Dem. District 37) 
+448 Main Street 
+Fort Lee, NJ  07024 
+201-944-0693 
+ 
+ 
+encl: A-4414.DOC  
+ 
+I have placed some ideas for what to write (in case you're stuck) so that 
+your elected officials will know your opinion. 
+ 
+ 
+1)  How can one test cover all software designers from Government Contractors 
+    to Video game designers? 
+ 
+	a) Assuming the lowest common denominator, pleasee tell me which state 
+	   codes are pertinent to Video Game Software Design and would require 
+	   a license to insure that the programmer designs the game according 
+	   to NJ state standards? 
+ 
+2) How much will it cost? 
+	a) How many people will be licensed? 
+	b) How much will each pay? 
+	c) Why isn't the fee listed in the Bill's proposal (or at least a cap)? 
+	d) How much will it cost NJ: 
+		i) How many mailings will be necessary for each person? 
+		ii) How many sheets of paper will have to be sent? 
+		iii) How much postage will it cost? 
+		iv) How many people will we need to ADD to NJ's staff to handle the 
+		    licensing, testing, and paper handling? 
+ 
+3) Who were the voters which you represent that requested this bill? 
+ 
+ 
+Please feel free to mention to these publicly elected officials that their 
+names were listed NATIONWIDE, not just in NJ. 
+ 
+ 
+Remember...if you don't write or call, they will not know your opinion. 
+ 
+  
+; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ; ;
+
+
+C R A S S   C O M M E N T A R Y
+
+        from The Media Assassin
+
+
+        Greetings, earthlings.
+        DETROIT, MI. - A new practice called "carjacking" is very popular
+here.  Detroit has proved to be a leader in per capita crime rates such
+as murder (it's #2 in the nation, next to D.C.), and is the leader in
+carnapping.  Car thieves have found car security systems so elaborate, 
+that as of late they are relying on carjacking - pulling people out of
+their cars while stopped at red lights.  The car thieves find this
+easier than trying to outsmart high-tech security systems, and they can
+take their pick of any car they see stopped at a light.  Carjacking
+is getting to be more widespread across the nation, but Detroit is in the
+lead, as usual.
+        A new drug has been developed that has been proven to shrink 
+tumors in breast and ovarian cancer patients.  But - the drug is made
+with materials found in Pacific area trees inhabited by - you 
+guessed it - spotted owls.  As a result, enviromaniacs are pushing to 
+prevent production of the drug.  To them, a few trees and owls are
+more important to human life.
+        Anyone listen to Paul Harvey News?  It's a 5-minute news spot
+heard on different stations, including WOR in New York.  I heard this
+item there:
+        Some Italian college students were having fun actually drawing
+fake stamps to be used as real stamps.  And it worked.  They mailed
+letters with their phony stamp designs, such as "Annual Streetwalkers'
+Day", "Mafia Bicentennial", and more.  Before they stopped this
+endeavor, they made one stamp saying, "Check stamps more carefully.  This
+one could be fake!".  When they mailed the letter with this "stamp",
+it went through!
+        See you again soon.
+
+
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+
+
+        Now for a song by Eek-Bot The Mage.  Enjoy!
+
+
+(To the tune of 'Convoy' C.W. McCall)
+(Verses in brackets [] are parts of telephone convos)
+
+
+[Yeah hacker....you wanna speak up?]
+[Yeah there hacker, that's fer sure fer sure]
+[By golly it's clean clear to Bloomfield, ok?]
+[Yeah I heard about that there hacker...we've got total control
+   of this bridge.]
+[Mercy sakes alive looks like we've got us a conference!]
+
+(Narration)
+'twas the dark of the moon on the sixth of june
+ by a bright green telephone box
+Hacker was there, with his usual flair,
+ he opened up all of the locks.
+We were looking for codes, inside the doors,
+ anything we could find.
+I said hacker this here's the Superphreak
+ and we're about to switch the line.
+
+
+(Chorus)
+Cuz we got an elite conference, much to our delight
+We got elite access, we hackers give Bell a fright.
+so join us on this conference now don't you tell no fed.
+Cuz if you squeal and narc dude, your phoneline will go dead.
+Coooooooonference.......
+
+
+[Yeah hacker this here's the phreak, you wanna give me them new codes?]
+[Mercy sakes alive old man, 950's just aren't safe anymore!]
+
+(Narration)
+By the time we got into their PBX we had 85 phreakers in all
+But there was a tap inside the old CO and them feds they taped our call
+Them feds were thicker than shit on a shingle
+As if we even cared......
+I said calling all hackers this here's the phreak
+Them feds, they think we're scared! (We're Not)
+
+(Chorus)
+Cuz we got an elite conference, much to our delight
+We got elite access, we hackers give Bell a fright.
+so join us on this conference now don't you tell no fed.
+Cuz if you squeal and narc dude, your phoneline will go dead.
+Coooooooonference.......
+
+[Hey Phreak you wanna give me a 3-way on this here thing?]
+[No way there hacker, you're just not elite enough for it]
+[My goodness you can't even hack out a PCP!]
+[Mercy sakes get yourself an education!]
+
+(Narration)
+Well we called up everyone we could call
+Till the system almost failed.
+We used up all of our 950's and used up our voice mail.
+By the time our call went all world wide, them feds were gettin smart
+They called in some reinforcements from England's Scotland yard.
+There's wired taps, and traps and beeps and traces of every kind
+Yeah them stupid lines were full of feds cuz we didn't pay a
+   goddamned dime
+Well we pushed our buttons and went for broke with a million
+   fucking calls
+With 11 long haired friends of Ground Zero in total control of it all.
+
+[Yeah Ground Zero this here's phreak]
+[yeah phreak what can we do for ya?]
+[you wanna put us on another line?]
+[We're using an AT&T and we need all the protection we can get.]
+
+(Narration)
+Well we laid a trunk for our last connection.
+Prepared to use satellites
+I could see the line was tapped to start
+But we didn't get much of a fright
+I said hacker this here's the Superphreak
+we don't pay for our fuckin calls
+So we trashed the box with all it's locks
+And watched the Baby Bells fall...alright!
+
+(Chorus)
+Cuz we got an elite conference, much to our delight
+We got elite access, we hackers give Bell a fright.
+so join us on this conference now don't you tell no fed.
+Cuz if you squeal and narc dude, your phoneline will go dead.
+Coooooooonference.......
+
+[Say what Ground Zero?]
+[Them feds think you're where?]
+[Omaha?!?!?!?!]
+[Oh well, them feds are stupid anyway.]
+[Keep on phreakin and keep on hackin.]
+[Keep the feds off your tail...]
+[we're cuttin the connection and we'll see ya later]
+[Bye Bye........]
+
+--> End 
+
+  
+$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ 
+
+
+        Well, that's all for now.  Remember to send those submissions in!
+Ciao!
+
+
+ATI: part of George Bush's thousand points of light.        
+
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+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+
+              -----> issue 57
+
+November 6, 1991.
+
+===========================
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+
+
+
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+ATI's Insane Staff:
+
+      Ground Zero - publisher, editor, writer
+      Prime Anarchist - editor, writer
+      Media Assassin - crass columnist
+      Geraldo Riviera - sleazy news columnist
+      Writing/Research Staff: Happy Harry Hardon, Fah-Q, MAC???,
+       and other occasional contributors
+
+
+
+
+     Hi, folks.  Here we go again with a new ATI!  It seems that we
+are sticking to our monthly schedule for the time being.  Pretty good,
+huh?
+     We've got some great stuff in store for you in this issue -
+mainframe fun, political commentary, letters, and more!
+     Let's get right to it!
+
+
+. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
+
+
+                               LETTERS TO ATI
+
+
+        Please do write to us with any information, thoughts, ideas,
+criticisms, suggestions, or just about anything!
+
+
+LETTER #1:
+
+        "...I was offended by what was written by someone who is
+obviously a member of the Libertarian party (Media Assassin's "Crass
+Commentary", ATI55).  I don't believe that something said by a member
+of the Libertarian Party should be accepted as gospel.  Frankly I think
+Libertarians are greedy, rich bastards and do not represent the
+anti-authoritarian ideas I am interested in."
+
+The Media Assassin replies:
+
+        Hey, first off, who said I am a member of the Libertarian Party?
+I sure didn't.  I merely quoted Andre Marrou, the LP's Presidential
+candidate in my column.  And what does it matter if I a member of the LP?
+Are LP members automatically wrong?
+        About Libertarians being "greedy, rich bastards," that's an
+unfair generalization.  I know about 4 "libertarians" and only one is
+gainfully employed.  Two are unemployed and have been looking for work,
+and one is underemployed in a full-time job and has to work another
+part-tine job.  Hardly a collection of "rich, greedy bastards".  And
+what is your objection to someone being rich, anyway?
+        I suggest you read Ayn Rand and reconsider your own definitions
+of "greedy", "selfish", and your ideas on just what you consider to
+be "anti-authoritarian".
+
+
+LETTER #2:
+
+In ATI issue #55, you wrote...
+ >   What's an ANAC?  It stands for Automatic Number Anouncement.  It
+ > refers to a number that you call that will give you a computer-voice
+ > reading of the phone number you're at.  Telco repairmen use these
+ > numbers, but others sometimes find use for these numbers as well.
+ > Here are some that I have gathered from various sources such as 2600
+ > Magazine, and e-mail conversations I have had with people in different
+ > parts of the country:
+
+New England Telephone uses 220 (at least for the 617 [MA] area code).  I
+haven't personally verified if it works for the other area codes that NET
+serves, but will try to let you know if I ever get verification on them.
+I can't recall if I checked on it for 203 (CT); mind's a little fuzzy at
+the moment.
+
+Cheers...
+
+
+LETTER #3:
+
+Here's how you can prove that 2 = 1 !!!!!!
+
+     A**2 means A squared the same for B and here it is!!!!!!!!!!!!
+A=B             and A*1 is A times 1
+B=1
+B**2=A*B            Now subtract A squared from both sides
+B**2-A**2=A*B-A**2  Now simplify these
+(B+A)*(B-A)=A*(B-A) Now divide both sides by (B-A)
+(B+A)=A
+1+1=1
+2=1  PROVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+Are you happy now??
+
+
+
+        Do send us your letters!! If we print your letter, your name and
+location/email address will only be revealed if you specifically ask us
+to mention it.
+
+
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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+
+                              MAINFRAME ANTICS
+
+
+=============== start of article (der!) ==============
+
+=================================================================
+>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Warp 9 's Warped Views and reviews <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
+=================================================================
+        Brought to you (infrequently) by a rare late night with nothing to do
+but write an article for ATI!!!
+
+        With personal freedom and privacy going down the tubes (the Supreme
+Court is now 7/9 conservative and 2 moderates --- ha), there will be more
+need for precautions in your day to day computer activities, even if they
+are not illegal, just private.  You can always use a version of DES on your
+text files, but who wants to bet the NSA/SS/FBI/CIA can get a backdoor to it
+anytime they feel like it?  You can always use the rot13 of mail, but so can
+most people.   Some of the homebrew encryption programs I've seen are ok, but
+not imaginative.  You usually type something like 'encrypt myfile.txt password'
+and it uses the password as a key on the file.  Something like that would stop
+a serious super-narc/hacker (slacker?  hey, new definition!) for maybe a few
+minutes until his highspeed computers picked your password and starts spewing
+your private files into the 'ol print buffer.  Sure 'the man' has access to the
+best equipment and brains (debateable, I know, but never underestimate the
+competition), but hey, let them work for it if they want to phuck you over.
+
+        In my opinion, the best type of encryption/decryption program would be
+one you could customize yourself so that so many different versions use so
+many different ways of encryption that nobody can keep tabs on them. ("hey,
+this punk is using version 4.56 of Genericrypt(tm), I got that in my drawer!")
+Using only a password as a key is lame as well.   Ideally you could use long
+digital strings and some DES like method, but how many of us are that up to
+speed on the math theory ?               To get to the point, I have come up
+with a cheezy but functional pair of programs that use ANY text file you want
+as an encryption/decryption key.   It can be anything from your resume to the
+documentation file on your favorite program.  I highly reccomend that whatever
+you use should never often be changed (U be phucked) and you should keep it and
+a copy or two on diskette somewhere 'safe'.  Compile the C code and only save
+the executables on your machine, as it is pointless if an intruder is reading
+this before he/she/it messes with your encrypted data.  Sure someone can use
+an unassembler to get a semi-clue from the .exe file, but what a pain in the
+ass for most situations.  This is only for the mildly paranoid anyway.
+Enjoy and spread around.
+
+------------------------------- cut here for jam.c --------------------------
+
+/*  JAM.C encryption program ---- meshes your Text file with target TEXT file
+ and can do customized byte operations to encrypt it.
+
+    Version 1.0  created by Warp 9 somewhere out in cyberspace Oct 1991  */
+
+/*  USAGE:   jam filename.ext keyfile.ext
+
+    Where the keyfile can be any file at all, text or binary, preferrably
+    on disk instead of your hard drive.   In the event of confiscation,
+    hiding the keyfile on disk somewhere could save your ass.  Unless they
+    start assuming any encrypted data is the worst treasonous secrets and
+    treat you accordingly if you refuse to cooperate.  Its up to you.
+    Creates file NEWFILE.JAM with the encrypted data.  You must rename it
+    filename.jam or whatever, as I haven't looked into reading only the
+    filename without the extention from the argv[] element and using it
+    as a variable for the output filename.   I'm sure its trivial (?).
+
+   Possible Improvements:
+   *  Delete original file after encrypting into
+   new one.
+   *  Allow encrypted file to have same filename but different
+   extension in code.
+   *  Could expand to allow any binary .exe .com file
+   as keyfile or even file to encrypt (doesn't work yet), may need to use
+   buffers of bytes instead of relying on finding EOF's to stop while loops.
+   If try using straight binaries now, as soon as it encounter a '\x1A' byte
+   it terminates even if more data. Another trivial (?) change I haven't had
+   time to work into this version.
+     *  Another idea: once you are convinced this works ok, rewrite it to
+     delete the original file once you are done jam-ming it.
+        ****** IMPORTANT! *******
+
+   If you really want to be secure, when you delete any file, use a better
+   way, like Norton's WipeFile.EXE (or some equivalent) with a /Rn flag to
+   write 0's over the space in memory n times.  Really burns the old data
+   away.   Unjam.exe has an option to see the encrypted file onscreen
+   using ^s and ^q to stop scroll, without creating a text translation.
+   You can always use this option and direct it to a file on disk, too. This
+   is a better way to go.  If you are worried about it, store text versions
+   of your favorite sensitive files/data at a remote 'safe' location like in
+   a friend's closet in another town/state/etc. Just be sure you can trust
+   them not to acknowledge they have them to anyone.  Maybe somebody w/o a
+   computer is best?
+
+      ..... and now back to our program.....
+*/
+
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+
+main(argc,argv)
+int argc;
+char *argv[];
+{
+  FILE *inptr,*keyptr,*outptr;          /* pointers to files */
+  char datach,keych,ench;               /* characters from each file */
+
+
+     if(argc!=3){
+     printf("Error: need correct version of file 'LINT.TXT' to run.\n");
+     exit(0);}       /* red herring to frustrate bogus attempts to use */
+
+   /* check for and open all files */
+
+  if((inptr=fopen(argv[1],"rb"))==NULL){ /* open files as binary in order
+                                         to read control chars like newline */
+ printf("What? Get a clue, Holmes.\n");  /* rag on novice trying to hack you */
+     exit(0);}
+
+  if((keyptr=fopen(argv[2],"rb"))==NULL){
+     printf("What? Unknown reference, man.\n");   /* another frustration jab */
+     exit(0);}
+
+  outptr=fopen("newfile.jam","ab");
+
+  while((datach=fgetc(inptr)) != EOF){
+       if((keych=fgetc(keyptr)) == EOF) fseek(keyptr,0L,SEEK_SET);
+                                        /* rewinds keyfile if at end */
+
+        ench=keych^datach;              /* XOR's keybyte and databyte
+                                           should insert own additional
+                                           manipulations here to be a
+                                           pain in the ass.  Remember to
+                                           do the REVERSE operations in
+                                           UNJAM.C !!                  */
+
+/* APPROPRIATE COMMENTS   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+
+   Lots of room here for  stuff like taking each byte and using bitwise
+   masking to get each bit and apply some funky n-bit stuff.   Hell, you
+   could even read it in and mess with it 19 bits at a time if you were
+   clever enough (store excess bits and shift right next bits, etc.)
+   In this sample setup, it only XOR's bytes, so whenever you have 0 values
+   data is transparent from the keyfile or the textfile.   This means that
+   if you run as is, the encrypted file contains some bits and chunks from
+   both the original and the keyfile.  This is still ok, as you can't tell
+   what the hell the encrypted file is if you don't know what the two files
+   used were.  Most of the bytes are gibberish, but at least add code to
+   complement them or convert to integer and add a number (subtracting after
+   same change in unjam.c) or whatever. I left it as is for simplicity and
+   lack of time to construct lots of manipulations that may confuse rather
+   than educate.
+   Feel free to use this as a general guide, as if you have this file, so
+   do 'they' ha ha ha. Seriously, folks, if you want legitimate security
+   on your files:
+        ----Customize/mutate/twist this program to your whim.  If there are
+        hundreds of versions out there all different, it makes it hard for
+        'the random unenlightened John Q. Dickwadd' to read your stuff.
+        ----keep the keyfile used the same unless you unjam all files before
+        you change it
+        ----if you are REALLY paranoid like me, never keep your keyfile on
+        the machine you need it on.  Use a diskette and keep off site backup
+        somewhere so you don't get phucked.  Hide the keyfile disk well if
+        you must keep it nearby.  Make the bastards work if your machine is
+        going to be ransacked.  Most files really don't need security, as the
+        first amendment is supposed to cover things like Phracks, LOD/H files,
+        ATI (of course) etc. (1st amendment,  ha ha ha ha thats a good one!).
+        ----NEVER tell anyone what file you use as a key.  The beauty of this
+        program is that you can pass around the executable code and each person
+        can use whatever the hell text file for a key they want.
+        ---If you give someone the executable only, write down the instructions
+        and tell them to memorize and destroy.  The stupidest thing you can do
+        is to write down everything in some book that can be found/stolen.
+
+   Well, thats all I can do.  Hope this is of use.   I have other schemes for
+   encryption brewing in my warped mind as well, even more devious, but I have
+   to work out the details.  See you in the bitstream, shockwave riders.
+*/
+
+
+       fputc(ench,outptr);              /* put encrypted byte in output file */
+
+   }
+
+   fclose(inptr);
+   fclose(keyptr);
+   fclose(outptr);                      /* shut down and bail -- mission
+                                           accomplished, commander!    */
+
+   printf(" Success!  Your file %s is encrypted and called NEWFILE.JAM\n",
+            argv[1]);
+   printf(" Please remember to rename it accordingly (like filename.jam)\n");
+
+}
+
+---------------------------------- cut here end of jam.c ----------------------
+
+/*  UNJAM.C  Decryption program to go with JAM.C by Warp 9
+             October, 1991.  Written using MSDOS TurboC, but
+             generic enough code for most machines (?)
+*/
+
+/*  USAGE:     unjam file.jam keyfile.ext [s]
+
+    If you want direct screendump of encrypted file, use 4 arguments, a letter
+    's' being the last (smallcase).  If no 4th argument, a file is created.
+    Keyfile for decryption can be any text file as long as it is the SAME
+    one it was encrypted with byte per byte (so don't change the contents,
+    der!)  NOTE: Making the keyfile a hidden file and keeping it on the HD
+    is stupid, as anyone can make files unhidden if they have any experience
+    with Norton Utilities, etc. If you are not using DOS, ignore this.
+    Compile code and don't keep it around once you have a working .exe file.
+
+   Possible improvements:
+     * setup screen buffer to read into and use the
+   pause() function to allow stopping screens as you read if 's' option
+   used.  Pause() just stops until you hit return.
+     *  Also find a way to change the output file to the same filename
+   as the .jam extension, but back to .txt or something.  I haven't got
+   the time, so this version you have to rename the results.
+*/
+
+#include <stdio.h>
+#include <stdlib.h>
+
+main(argc,argv)
+int argc;
+char *argv[];
+{
+  FILE *inptr,*keyptr,*outptr;          /* pointers to files */
+  char datach,keych,ench;               /* characters from each file */
+
+  if((argc!=3)&&(argc!=4)){
+     printf("Error: need correct version of file 'LINT.TXT'. \n");
+     exit(0);}       /* red herring to frustrate bogus attempts to use */
+
+  if((inptr=fopen(argv[1],"rb"))==NULL){ /* open files as binary even
+                                            if text to read control chars */
+ printf("What? Blow me, baby.\n");   /* watch the steam from the 'suit' :)  */
+     exit(0);}
+
+  if((keyptr=fopen(argv[2],"rb"))==NULL){
+     printf("What? You've got to be kidding, eat shit.\n");
+                                        /* serves to annoy the infiltrator */
+     exit(0);}
+
+if(argc==3)outptr=fopen("newfile.txt","ab");/* check for and open all files */
+
+  while((ench=fgetc(inptr)) != EOF){    /* while encrypted file not at end */
+       if((keych=fgetc(keyptr)) == EOF) fseek(keyptr,0L,SEEK_SET);
+                                        /* rewinds keyfile if at end */
+
+       datach=keych^ench;               /* XOR's keybyte and encrypted byte
+                                           should insert own additional
+                                           manipulations here to be a
+                                           pain in the ass.  Remember to
+                                           do the REVERSE of operations
+                                           as in JAM.C !! Experiment on copy
+                                           of this code only.       */
+
+     if(argc==4) printf("%c",datach);  /* onscreen if s option used in command
+                                          line    */
+
+      if(argc==3)  fputc(datach,outptr); /* put encrypted byte in output file
+                                            by default */
+
+   }  /* end of while loop */
+
+                                        /* shut down and bail -- mission
+                                           accomplished, commander!    */
+
+   fclose(inptr);
+   fclose(keyptr);
+
+   if(argc==3){
+    fclose(outptr);
+    printf(" Success!  File %s is decrypted and called NEWFILE.TXT\n",
+                argv[1]);
+    printf(" Please remember to rename it accordingly (like realname.txt?)\n");
+   }
+
+} /* end main */
+
+-------------------------------- end of unjam.c ------------------------------
+
+    Short and simple, but good for most purposes.  If you're a real hacker
+badass you memorize all your text files an burn them.  The rest of us slobs
+have to make do with what we got to protect ourselves.
+
+                ...... and now for something completely different....
+
+Pat Robertson and other clowns on CBN (my favorite late-night comedy channel)
+have been wetting themselves with joy at the trends in the Supreme court and
+in Eastern Europe.  Pat has a bunch of missionaries over there to bilk them of
+their szlotys or rubles or whatever, and he's 'counting the hours' until Roe
+vs. Wade is history.   I love how most of these evangelists are against
+abortion yet for capital punishment.   A funny bit of hypocrisy I saw was when
+Robertson went into a long speech on how the split of the soviet union can be
+interpreted by the prophecies, etc. (even though it fit better as the 'evil
+empire'), and how the world has few days left to it before the big ending,
+and on and on.   After the commercial break (the average attention span of
+the audience) he talks about how the word of god can make your life better and
+if you get his new series of tapes you can make wise long term investments
+and prosper.  He's got a lot of gall to spew damnation one minute and long
+term investment the other.  Whatta crock.  He pushed his new book on his views
+on the 'New World Order' and how the christians are going to be persecuted
+like the jews in WWII if a world government takes place.  He says abandoning
+nationalism is too high a price to pay for peace.  He may be right, but I
+sure ain't gonna fork over $100.00 to get a copy of his book or go to the
+bookstore and look for it.  The way things are going, a guy like him will get
+in office and the non-christians will be the abused group in future Amerikka.
+
+You notice the lack of guest accounts on the nets lately?  Lots of 'em shut
+down due to pressure from admins or due to too much cpu useage.  Thats too
+bad, I enjoyed using them, especially the **.ai.mit.edu ones.   Another score
+for the repressive system.  Like the DSS (digital switching systems) the phone
+companies use a lot now.   There is instant number ident and probably zilch
+chance of any of those multi-colored boxes working again.  Its the end of an
+era.    I hope somebody somewhere is industrious enough to infiltrate into the
+baby bells to smuggle out some tech manuals on this beast so new phreakers
+will be able to do more than play with voicemail.   Dialouts are extremely
+rare to find now, as they close up as fast as word leaks (surprise,surprise)
+and organizations are going to more secure methods of remote access.  There
+is sure a lot of challenges out there now.  I'm glad I'm not much more than
+a dabbler, as the frustration would no doubt take its toll.
+
+        Thats about all, hope the encryption programs give you some use, even
+if you just use them as examples for your own kind.  Keep rockin', later.
+
+                                -------- Warp 9 -----------------------*
+
+
+P.S. I tried the programs out on a VAX using VMS as well.  They didn't
+carry the newline charachters for some reason, so the text, although ok,
+is not properly spaced if using VAX.  Stick to MSDOS if it does similar
+things on your machine, or be creative and find out the whys to fix it.
+-W9
+
+GZ's note:  I have not tested these programs at all, so use at your own
+risk!!!
+
+% % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % % %
+
+
+
+
+                RECENT POLITICAL EVENTS IN NORWAY/EUROPE
+               ==========================================
+
+By Nosferatu of RAZOR 1911 <data3d@ahhs.no>
+
+I'm writing this article out of total disgust with the overall political
+situation generally in Europe, specifically in my country, Norway.
+
+Problem: We are not members of the EC, the European economical Community,
+the free-trade organization for all significant developed nations in Europe.
+
+Cause: A bunch of isolationist farmers who are *VERY* heavily subsidized by
+the government, and are worried that if foreign farmers can sell their stuff
+in Norway, they might have to start working in order to compete. The group also
+contains others who leech on the people in the same way, producing services
+or goods in such an inefficient way that foreign competition will sweep them
+off the market unless they are protected by protectionist toll and tax
+systems. Unfortunately, this group is very simplistic in their argumentation,
+and hence very persuasive to the average John and Joan Doe (in Norway we call
+them  Ola and Kari Nordmann). The main political parties in Norway (yes, we
+have more than 2!) are all in favour of EC membership, and so are all the
+leaders of major companies. The government (a socialist one, blaeh!) is trying
+to make a trade agreement with the EC to augment the difficulties arising from
+lack of EC membership for norwegian companies, and they have majority support
+for this in 'Stortinget' - our version of Congress - but the 'no-parties'
+(that have grown fat protesting about EC and appealing to people's emotions
+rather than their reason) are saying 'no' to this trade agreement already
+before there is even a rough sketch of it! Thus they are making large
+difficulties for the government who are trying to make an acceptable treaty. I
+liken their arguments (though I will not go into any arguments for or against
+EC, they are so tedious) to the actions of the norwegian priest who mailed a
+baby doll covered in blood to one of the royal family, in order to protest
+against freedom to abortion.
+
+I don't know why, but all this seems to come at the same time as a lot of
+ethnic unrest in the rest of Europe - the Soviet Union fragmenting, the
+various ethnic groups in Yugoslavia shooting at each other for reasons that
+seem utterly irrelevant and illogical to me.
+
+Anyway, this brings me to the gist of the article: This surge of territorialism
+or egoism or a bunch of other isms is not confined merely to international or
+even intranational, ethnical groups. Now Norway is built up of 19 'fylker' -
+let's translate that to 'counties', shall we? Now the county where I live is
+built up of 3 geographical areas. For some reason, the northern part has
+lately been over-represented in the 'fylkesting' - County Congress, I suppose.
+And the southern part was grossly under-represented. So, some bright minds here
+in the south decided that this was not fair, and they'd start A NEW POLITICAL
+PARTY to serve the interests of the southern part of the county. Actually,
+TWO significant such parties were started for some reason. To start with,
+most people looked upon these with something akin to humour. But the last
+county-election, some weeks ago, saw these two parties get OVER 50% of the
+votes in the major southern city. Disgusting, isn't it? Now elections are not
+about political issues anymore (what should we improve, and how?) but
+territorial haggling (In what district should we improve?).
+
+What are the logical consequenses of this? Well, the northerners have no
+parties dedicated to the furthering of northern interests, so they will be
+dominated by the southerners. Until next election, that is. Then they will
+retaliate, to end the domination. We'll get a system where the most populous
+part of the county dominates the less populous ones.
+
+But it doesn't stop there. In a communicipality in the west of the country,
+composed of two small islands where about 2000 people live, some people from
+the northern island started a political party dedicated to furthering their
+own interests. Since the others had no such party, the northerners got the
+mayor. The southerners, having divided the representants from their votes
+among the political parties (as opposed to the territorial parties), will be
+dominated by the northerners, who have not an outright majority, but has the
+largest bloc.
+
+At this election, we had only some isolated incidents, but they were *VERY*
+successful. In the next election, which I await with horror and disgust, they
+will most likely spread horribly. The parts of any community governed by a
+single organ, will either have to be populous enough to assure themselves a
+majority in this organ, or withdraw from that community and form their own
+governing organ. But within that smaller community, someone from the eastern
+part will form a party, thus reiterating the whole process... This way, in
+a few years we will have about three million small parties (which is the
+number of voters in Norway), each dedicated to furthering the interests of
+a single person.
+
+What is the point of having a nation if it is divided into countless small
+factions just interested in themselves? Imagine this: In the US, at the
+next presidential election, there are not just two candidates, one
+republican and one democrat. There are 50 candidates, one from Texas, one
+>from California, one from Utah, one from Montana, and so on... A chilling
+scenario, isn't it? Well, it's what's happening in Europe. As of yet, it's
+mainly confined to ethnical minorities, like in the Soviet Union, where
+nobody wants to be associated with people of slightly different ancestry,
+and indeed are attempting to kill them or drive them off what they consider
+'their' land.
+
+In Yugoslavia, Croatians don't want to be governed by a government that
+includes Serbs, and the Serbs, having control of that government, do not want
+it to lose power over the Croatians. So someone gets the brilliant idea to
+start a war.
+
+In Czheckoslovakia (probably wrong spelling) the Czhecks and the Slovaks
+both want to form their own little nations.
+
+How does this relate to the reunion of Germany? Well, the Germans are, of
+course, all of the same race... But before long, I'll wager someone is
+stupid enough to start 'The Party of Eastern (or Western!) Germany' or some
+such thing, and actually be successful.
+
+What is the cause of all this isolationism and recessionism? Two things:
+On the local scale: Selfishness. In ethnic aggression: Xenophobia, fear
+of anything that's different.
+
+Well, some time has passed since I wrote that, and as of today, the trade
+agreement (EXS) negotiatons are finished, and the agreement only lacks
+ratification from each individual government. The treaty involves tax
+reductions of international trade (within the EC and EFTA) of up to 70%.
+No reductions on norwegian salmon though. Since Norway is likely to export
+more fish than we import, we had to give the EC countries the right to take
+up a quantity of fish in norwegian waters. Norwegian fishermen, of course,
+went totally apeshit. In a nationwide action, they blockaded all of Norway's
+commercial harbours for a day. Nice going! That will surely better their
+lot - a whole lot! Ignoring that they now can sell their (stinking) fish
+to the rest of Europe without being hassled by a lot of stupid and unnecessary
+taxes, they grow angry because our government hands over a part of the fishing
+rights to some people who accidentally do not live in the geographical area
+people think of as 'Norway'. Incidentally, these people (and I'm sure the
+fishermen think of them as 'degos') are capable of staying solvent, unlike
+the norwegian fishermen who are almost as heavily subsidized as the farmers,
+they can even travel large distances from their home ports to norwegian waters
+and back again, and STILL make a profit. The norwegian fishing fleet can't.
+
+Well, that's what EC and free trade are all about, sharing resources with
+those best capable of utilizing them.
+
+OK, I think I'd better stop now, because I've said my piece, and besides
+this file is getting long (just passed 8K) and I wouldn't want GZ to cut
+too much text (grin). Oh, and by the way, this file is in no way an unbiased
+factual account, but I believe it to be, at least, factual. And the opinions
+stated herein are not to be attributed to anyone but myself.
+
+Nosferatu - October 23rd, 1991
+
+
+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_
+
+
+        Well, that's about it for ATI57!
+        A quick note:  Hats off to channel 4, WNBC-TV News, New York,
+for presenting a short series on their nightly news about "Killer
+Taxes."   This program spoke about the extreme hardship of the middle
+class to live under a repressive tax system.   The program cited that
+middle-class taxpayers pay about 50% or more of their income in federal,
+state, local, property, and sales taxes, and often have to resort to
+going to community food banks just to get food to eat!   Knowing that
+federal, state and local governments eat up about 47% of our gross
+national product, the plight of the midle class doesn't surpise me.
+(tax revolt now!!!!)
+
+CIAo   (the root word is CIA - heh)
+
+Ground Zero
+
+. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
+
+ATI: part of George Bush's thousand points of light.
+
+
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+*****
+*******
+   ** **
+   ** **
+*******
+*****      activist
+            times
+      **     incorporated!
+      **
+********
+********
+      **      
+      **     
+             
+**    **
+**    **
+********
+********
+**    **        ...
+**    **       .   .
+               . 58.
+                ...               
+
+Issue #58     April-3-1992
+
+U.S. Mail:
+           ATI
+           PO Box 2501
+           Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+           U.S.A.
+
+Our net address:  gzero@tronsbox.xei.com  
+
+
+ATI's Insane Staff:
+
+      Ground Zero - publisher, editor, writer
+      Prime Anarchist - editor, writer
+      Media Assassin - crass columnist
+      Geraldo Riviera - sleazy news columnist
+      Writing/Research Staff: Happy Harry Hardon, Fah-Q, MAC???,
+       and other occasional contributors
+
+
+
+        Hi.. Welcome to ATI58!  Sorry for the delay.  We *were* adhering
+to our monthly schedule in the last few issues, but alas...  Well, we hope
+to be back on schedule next month!
+        And a hearty welcome to the 10-12 new email subscribers we have.  
+        We have lots of fun things in store for you, so.. on with the show!
+
+
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+
+LETTERS!!!$!#@
+
+        We want to hear from you!  Send in letters, comments, suggestions,
+and articles for submission.  We will assume all correspondence is O.K. to
+publish unless you indicate you do NOT want us to publish it.  Identifying
+information is NOT published unless you specifically ask us to print it.
+        Now that THAT'S out of the way.... 
+
+
+Re: Letter #3, ATI57
+
+        We got a lot of mail saying that the formula that said that 
+"2=1" in the above issue was wrong, because there was a division by zero
+error.  Oops.. umm... well, I just printed it to see if YOU all were 
+paying attention, and you are!  Heh..    (GZ)
+
+
+
+LETTER #1:
+
+Re: DES security, new crypto by Warp 9 from ATI57]
+
+Warp 9 said:
+>  this before he/she/it messes with your encrypted data.  Sure someone can use
+>  an unassembler to get a semi-clue from the .exe file, but what a pain in the
+>  ass for most situations.  This is only for the mildly paranoid anyway.
+
+Everyone together:
+        how many gazillion people can disassemble an exe file?
+        how many (if any) people can crack DES?
+
+Take it from someone who's done the math - it's harder to crack DES than to
+hack thru executables.  *Much* harder.
+
+In fact, the algorithm Warp 9 uses can be cracked without access to the exe
+file.  He's XOR-ing the two input files together.  This is the Vigenere
+cipher method which can be cracked without access to the key or the algorithm.
+
+While you could twiddle the algorithm for an infinite number of variations,
+the security of the system still relies on the inability of anyone to 
+disassemble the exe file.  DES and RSA rely on computation complexity,
+which is much stronger guarantee of security.  For comparisons sake
+
+    Warp 9's system
+        at its strongest,
+        crackable by anyone
+        with a pc and a disassembler.
+
+    DES
+        crackable by anyone with a week of
+        supercomputer time, strong knowledge
+        of number theory, and 10^25 (or is it 35)
+        encoded texts
+
+    RSA
+        can be made arbitrarily complex (just
+        choose a larger pair of primes as keys).
+        Most secure system - prime factoring
+        problem guaranteed hard.
+
+--Pat
+
+
+
+
+LETTER #2:
+
+Re: Warp 9's encryption program, ATI57
+
+     First of all, I don't know how many people know this, but there was a
+bill that went before congress that (paraphrased) said "Anyone who develops
+an encryptuion algorithm must leave a back door so the government can
+decrypt it".  Fortunately word of this filtered through to the right people
+and they were able to raise enough of a stink to stop it.  But for some
+reason I have a feeling it will be back.....
+
+     Next, the DES that is often mentioned is the Data Encryption Standard
+which is endorsed by the NSA (National Security Agency).  No one outside of
+the NSA really knows how and why it works, or if they do, I haven't heard
+about it yet....  Some people suspect that there is a backdoor into the DES
+that will allow the NSA to crack it.  There have also been rumors that the
+DES has been cracked, however I don't know of any that have been substantiated.
+
+     Now on to Public Key encryption.  Public key encryption is a method
+of encrypting data where each person has a "public key" and a "private key".
+The public key is used to encode data and is published for everyone to look
+at.  To send someone an encrypted message you look up their public key and
+use it in conjunction with a publicly known algorithm to encrypt the data.
+The data is then sent to the person in this form.  To decode it they use
+their private key (which they keep secret!) to decode the message.
+
+     So why have I gone to all of the trouble to describe Public Key
+encryption?  Well, because recently the NSA was given the task of evaluating
+various public key algorithms and choosing a standard for our government
+to use.  Now almost everyone expected the NSA to adopt the RSA method.
+The security of the RSA method lies in the difficulty of factoring large
+numbers.  In general, the larger the number, the more difficult it is to
+factor.  So as you use larger numbers, RSA gets more secure.  Anyway, to
+get on with the story, when the NSA finally made their decision they chose
+a different method (I forget the name at the moment, but I can look it up).
+Most experts in the field of cryptology agree that this method is weak.
+It is suspected that at the rate that technology is increasing that this
+method can be broken on a desktop computer within a few years.  So why
+wasn't the RSA method chosen?  Well, the NSA's argument was that it was
+copyrighted whereas the other algorithm wasn't.  This would save the
+government quite a bit of money they say....
+
+     Now my next question gets into a discussion I've seen a lot.
+Supposedly you can't get a copyright or patent on a mathematical
+algorithm.  So how did someone manage to copyright RSA?  Well, probably
+like they did LZW data compression.  "It's a computer program, not an
+algorithm".  Well, I'll save my comments on that for later....
+
+     BTW, it's supposedly illegal to write a program to implement RSA
+now without getting permission first, but I have seen them around.  I
+also have a sample Pascal program which I wrote for a class that implements
+RSA on a small scale.  To make it practical you would have to add routines
+to do extended precision integer arithmetic.  I also have a similar program
+which implements RSA in REXX for VM systems.
+
+Croaker
+
+
+
+LETTER #3:
+
+I've been wading through all of this nonsense down in the US (I am from
+New Brunswick, Canada) and can't get over how screwed over you are getting
+in terms of civil rights...
+
+Mind you, paying 18% sales tax on everything you buy up here in
+New Brunswick really makes you wonder..
+
+Methinks a revolution is in order... hmmmmm
+
+Keep up the good work!
+
+
+(Thanks!!!  -GZ)
+
+
+
+LETTER #4:
+
+Hi,
+
+I am looking for nasty shows in the Detroit area.
+
+I used to live in the area back in the middle 70's and
+remember some real good stuff.  There used to be a place out
+on Jefferson Ave. (Ecorse?) called the Harbor Arts
+Theater that always had at least masturbating strippers
+with audience contact and occasionally would have live
+fuck shows.  I even saw a guy in the audience get sucked off
+by some slut on stage.  Great shows!
+
+This is the type of thing I am looking for.  Where are they
+now?
+
+I have heard about a place called the Atlantis Bar in
+Lincoln Park but that is supposed to be only strippers.
+
+Come on --- where is the live boink shows in Detroit?
+ 
+(We don't know, but we sure hope you find it!  -GZ)
+
+
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+Telephones, Phones, Fones, F0nez, Payphones and more Ph0nez!!!!!
+            By Deeply Shrouded & Quiet
+
+
+    One day, around 9 AM, I was walking and happened upon at ITT payfone.  
+The sticker was worn, and of course, the telephone number was missing. 
+Now, just about everyone knows that in New Jersey (where I live) the ANAC
+is 958, when you can dial 958 and a computer voice will read you the
+number you're calling from. 
+    So I picked up the phone and dialed 958 pound sign.
+    A female synthesized voice told me to deposit $2.50.
+    $2.50?  Yeah, ok, I'll just grab a few bucks from the money tree in my
+yard.
+    So, I hung up, and was once again greeted by your friend and mine, the
+dial tone.  So I dialed 958 without the pound sign.  After about a minute of
+silence, our buddy the female synthesized voice comes back and says (this is
+a direct quote now), "Took Too Long!!!" and proceeded to give me a pulsing
+dial tone.
+     
+             *    *    *    *    *    *    *    *    *
+
+    I called a number in New Hampshire and as the connection was being
+made, I heard a series of clicks (!!!) then I got what sounded like an AC
+hum.  I thought that was weird, since norman phone current is DC except
+for the ring voltage.  And speaking of rings, I've never heard one like
+this one.  The ring sounded like a very fast moving relay.   
+    The person I talked to told me that to reach another number in the same
+exchange, you only had to dial the last four digits.  Touch tone service was
+unavailable.  Wow, we got a step-by-step system here!  This is looking to be
+a phreaker's paradise...
+    A few days later, my phone rang.  My friend from New Hampshire told me
+that she was having problems with her modem.  It kept telling her NO DIAL
+TONE even though she could hear her dial tone through the modem speaker.  The
+step dial tone sounds more like a buzz than the dial tone most people are
+used to.
+
+             *    *    *    *    *    *    *    *    *  
+
+        I was down in Virginia a few years back on vacation.  The house we
+were in had a black rotary dial phone.  For the hell of it, I picked it up
+and dialed the number I was at.  In most places, you'd get a busy signal. 
+Instead, I got: "You have dialed a party on your <sigh> line, please hang up
+and wait for the ring."  So I hung up, and it rang.  I let it ring 3 or 4
+times, and picked it up only to find a dead line.  Weird.
+        
+
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+Now, for an e-advertisement:
+
+
+                       This is about
+                    21st century politics:
+ 
+The time has come when our inner world ought to be placed on 
+the political agenda as well, alongside such items as 
+pollution, debt, or external human rights. Because no matter 
+how many beaches are cleaned up, how many trees not felled, 
+how many people taught to read and write and how many eye 
+sights saved, UNLESS the psychological impact of government 
+and cultural policy is understood and acted upon all the rest 
+is merely superficial.
+ 
+In other words, the underlying thought structures need to be 
+considered, those ideas and fears and desires which are part 
+of the human psyche and which are constantly being shaped by 
+experience and which also constantly shape our reactions to 
+the outside.
+ 
+A suggestion therefore:
+ 
+There are two books available from L.O.S. Newsletter P/L which 
+deal with the above. Topics from tax to education, from morals 
+to government, etc. etc. are being discussed, all the time 
+having the holistic, harmonious perspective in mind.
+ 
+1.   LOGIC AND ORDER IN SOCIETY  (274pp)
+ 
+2.   MANIFESTO ON THE THIRD MILLENNIUM  (57pp)
+ 
+The contents will be provocative for some people, but their 
+nature will set the agenda for the next decades to come (their 
+contents have already been endorsed by the Club of Rome). It 
+is now that the groundwork for a positive solution to an 
+overcrowded, violent, and dynamic planet must be laid. And 
+time is running out.
+ 
+To order, contact the publisher directly via -
+ 
+1.  E-mail:  APC Networks   peg:losway
+             InterNet       losway@peg.apc.org
+             uunet!peg.apc.org!losway@uunet.UU.NET
+ 
+2.  phone/fax  on +61 2 356 3606 -
+ 
+3.  or at PO Box 484, Potts Point NSW 2011, Australia.
+ 
+Cost (includes airmail) for both: Australian$22.00.
+Transmit funds to Westpac Banking Corp. A/c 732-032 60 8305, 
+Australia.
+ 
+                         ************
+                          Our motto:
+                   Be wise and have fun !!
+                       ****************
+
++-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
+
+
+
+Drug Forfeiture Laws:  Your Civil Liberties AT STAKE!
+
+
+===========================
+= info following brought  =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+
+According to the Crime Bill of 1984 (yeah, Orwell only predicted WHEN it 
+would start, not when it would be going full-swing...) law enforcement 
+officials may seize the possessions of *suspected* drug users and drug 
+dealers, prior to charges being filed or convictions being rendered, on 
+little more evidence than probable cause.  Now, this sounds a little too 
+noticeable to have gotten by, but remember this was 1984, and the country 
+was populated by people who re-elected Reagan and then elected Bush, so its 
+understandable how they snuck it through.  Since the passing of the 1984 
+Crime Bill, civil forfeiture has been implemented for other crimes through 
+state statutes (including drunken driving, solicitation, using a 
+prostitute, pornography, etc.).
+ 
+What this means is that on little to no evidence, any law enforcement 
+officer may stop you on the street, in an airport, or on the road; search 
+through your bags, suitcases, or vehicle; and then seize anything he wants 
+if he discovers something "suspicious."  Suspicious things include: a 
+person dressed like a "hippy", or a black man, either one possessing 
+something fairly expensive or carrying a lot of cash; a black man driving a 
+sports car, a kind of car that is "frequently stolen"; having a bag or 
+money that a drug dog reacts to; etc.  In other words, no evidence 
+whatsoever other than race and class being non-white and non-rich.
+ 
+Getting your stuff back isn't easy, either.  Since property seized is 
+"tainted by drugs", and due to the nature of the 1984 Crime Bill, the 
+property itself is charged with a crime (resulting in dockets like: U.S. 
+vs. 1.4 acres of land, U.S. vs. 667 bottles of wine, etc.).  Since the 
+owner is not involved directly, one must go through civil court to retrieve 
+the property, during which you must prove that there is no connection 
+between your property and drugs.  Your property is "guilty until proven 
+innocent."  While technically this means that you are not harmed legally by 
+an arrest or conviction, you are harmed financially by the loss; 
+legislators and law enforcement officials conveniently ignore this.  Also, 
+since this is civil court and no life or liberty is at stake, traditional 
+rules for criminal proceedings do not apply, meaning that jury trials can 
+be refused, illegal searches condoned, rules of evidence ignored.  In 
+short, if you are willing to go to court to get your property back, its an 
+uphill battle all the way.
+ 
+However, the police are happy to provide you with alternative methods for 
+getting your property or money back.  Merely pay a "small" fee for 
+"assorted costs" (fees ranging from 10% to one-half of the seized property) 
+and agree not to sue, and you can have your property back right away.
+ 
+In short,  civil forfeiture is an extortion racket done by law enforcement 
+and assisted by legislators.  Since no charges need be filed, innocence 
+means nothing; in fact, the DEA's own database lists 4 out of every 5 
+people who have been victims of civil forfeiture as completely innocent.
+ 
+For more information, the Pittsburg Press in PA has done a 10 month 
+researched article series on civil forfeiture, and you can order your own 
+*free* copy of reprints of the articles by reading the text below and 
+calling the number:
+ 
+>Just something I thought you'd like to know:
+>
+>  The Pittsburg Press (in Pittsburg, PA) did an article series from August
+> 11 to August 16th on a new set of "anti-drug" laws that are now and have
+> been affecting innocent people more than the individual drug dealers (like
+> nuking a crowd to get the drug dealer in the middle).  They are called the
+>"Forfeiture Laws", and they allow law enforcement officials to literally
+>steal thousands of dollars in homes, property, and cash from anyone 
+>directly associated *OR* of _suspected association_ with drug use, 
+>possession, or distribution.  This would seem to let the police get drug
+>dealers even if they are not convicted, but the problem with them is that
+>it gets everyone else who just happens to fit a vague profile of what a
+>drug dealer/user looks like: usually a colored person (77% of people 
+>stopped and stolen from are colored), flashily dressed, known to have
+>large amounts of cash on their person or vehicle (to buy drugs with, the 
+>reasoning goes), and "looks suspicious".  Anything taken through "civil 
+>forfeiture" is property, and therefore not subject to the traditional 
+>protections of criminal court (i.e., the object is charged with being 
+>drug-tainted, not the owner), so jury trials can be refused, illegal 
+>searches condoned, rules of evidence ignored.  The government can do 
+>whatever it wants to you, because all it has to do is make you a
+>suspected drug dealer/user through its own rules, and you are then
+>subject to punishment under civil forfeiture.
+>
+>  You can call the Pittsburg Press direct, at (412) 263-1100, and order
+>your own set of reprints.  The first set of reprints is free (your own
+>copy), additional copies to one person require a fee.  The call may be
+>long distance, but the Pittsburg Press is amazingly fast and helpful;
+>your call will not go beyond 5 minutes in length.  The reprints come in
+>a NICE booklet form that could easily cost $5, but they print them up
+>for free as a public service.  Included are the actual articles, plus
+>editorials, followup articles, editorial cartoons, and photographs of
+>victims and various law enforcement and DEA figures.
+ 
+Please look into this; its a matter of your civil liberties at stake!
+ 
+The Tall One
+ 
+* * * * * * * *
+
+AMENDMENT IV TO THE U.S. CONSTITUTION:
+
+        The right of the people to be secure in their person, houses, papers
+        and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not
+        be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause,
+        supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the
+        place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.
+
+STILL think your rights are intact???  STILL think Conservatism will get
+Government off your back???  STILL think it was a good thing to "pack" the
+Supreme Court with people who believe in Forfeiture Laws???  This stuff
+should have been overturned YEARS ago!
+
+
+$ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ 
+
+                      Random Ramblings From Ground Zero
+
+
+        How many of you out there own shortwave receivers?  I just got a
+digital one from DAK - a DAK MR-101..   You can hear things on the shortwave
+that you'd never hear anywhere else.  I'm just beginning to explore the
+different stations that are out there.  One I found is WWCR, 7.435 MHz.  It
+broadcasts Christian programming during most hours, but from 8-10 PM they
+broadcast a show called For The People, which discusses a wide range of
+subjects from an alternative viewpoint.  From 10 PM - Midnight, a show
+called Radio Free America is on.  Both shows will expose you to a whole host
+of things you'd never hear on the mainstream media.  Also, both shows take
+on-air phone calls, so you get to hear what America is REALLY thinking.. Do
+listen to both shows, they're highly recommended.   Also, on Sunday nights
+from about 9 PM - Midnight, WWCR broadcasts a crew of crazy people who once
+ran a pirate radio station off the coast of Long Island a few years back
+(they were busted for it & received a fair amount of media attention).  They
+also discuss interesting things, including pirate radio.
+        Speaking of pirate radio, if anyone knows of any pirate stations,
+please do let me know the frequency and a good time to listen in.  Now
+that I've got my shortwave, I'm dying to listen to my first pirate broadcast!
+        Well, the federal budget is being done.. and the way it's written
+now, over 50% (!) is dedicated to "entitlement programs" (welfare, and
+welfare-type programs).  Whoever said that the gov't "isn't doing enough for
+the 'poor'" should be smacked.  No wonder taxes are so high.  It's a WEALTH
+TRANSFER, nothing more.
+        And if that's not all, the federal government mandates welfare-type
+programs like Medicaid and literally FORCES the state governments to fund
+them and have them in place.  Recently, New Jersey has begun trying to change
+its welfare system in making a new rule that says welfare payments will NOT
+increase due to birth of children, thus removing the incentive for welfare
+mothers to have more kids to get a bigger check.  Well, New Jersey has to get
+the federal government's permission before it can put this new rule in
+effect!  Also, the governors of New Jersey, Connecticut and California were
+on an ABC news programming discussing this very same thing.  These governors
+complained that the state governments were going broke trying to fund these
+federally mandated welfare-type programs.. In Connecticut, the state's single
+biggest expenditure is Medicaid (which pays for medical care for people under
+a certain income, including nursing home care), forcing it to adopt a state
+income tax, much to the chagrin of Connecticut residents.
+        By the way, by 1997, the percentage of the federal budget devoted to
+"entitlement programs" will be a whopping 65%!!!!!!   I'm telling you, it's
+way out of hand.  This is not what our founding fathers intended.
+        When we try to throw money at problems by putting these insane
+programs in place, we just make more problems.  
+        Regarding the '92 presidential campaign:  Clinton's a liar and a
+cheat and an all-around bozo.  Brown is a fake, phony and fraud for trying to
+pass himself off as an "outsider" to mainstream American politics.  He's an
+insider all right.. And having Jessie Jackson as a running mate is a JOKE! 
+Jessie Jackson isn't fit for any public office.  Plus, if by some weird
+cosmic flip Brown is elected (in that case I'm moving to the North Pole),
+some Black extremist just might assassinate him just so Jessie Jackson
+becomes President.    Bush is gutless and can't take a firm stand on any
+issue.  No new taxes?  Hah.. he signed a tax increase.  He won't sign a quote
+bill?  Hah.. he signed that same quota bill - the so-called Civil Rights Act
+of 1991.  If your state is up for a primary, vote for Buchanan as a protest
+vote.  It's the only chance of forcing Bush to take a solid position.
+        BUT- that's not who we endorse for President.  We at ATI hearby
+endorse Andre Marrou of the Libertarian Party for President.  The Libertarian
+party is the only one whose views are consistent with our stand on reducing
+the size of government.   More on that at a later date...
+
+()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
+
+
+                             Private C0deline
+                         By Deeply Shrouded & Quiet
+
+(To the tune of "Hotel California")
+
+
+On a long empty loop line, no hackers around
+Must have all gotten busted, when Sun Devil came to town
+On the end of the loop line, a loud glug I did hear
+A hacker just dialed in, said he was drinking some beer
+
+Said he was smokin' a joint, just rolling a bone
+Said he had himseld a VMB and c0deline of his own
+Knew the tricks of the trade and knew just how to phreak
+Made me wonder if he was just another War Games geek
+
+Welcome to my own private c0deline
+Codes all over the place, and they do not trace,
+Codes all over the place
+Many a phreaker calls my elite c0deline
+When your codes do die, when they disappear,
+Find some fresh ones here
+
+He spoke of 950's and really elYte stuff
+He told me all about how the feds were getting tough
+The d00d was a whiz.. I guess he had the knack
+He could program and social engineer
+And he could really hack
+
+So we called up a sex line
+And 3-way'd Clifford Stoll
+And told him what we thought of him
+He really was appalled
+As he slammed down the fone, all the hackers did laugh
+Next we tried the President but got the Chief of Staff
+
+Welcome to my own private c0deline
+Codes all over the place, and they do not trace,
+Codes all over the place
+Many a phreaker calls my elite c0deline
+When your codes do die, when they disappear,
+Find some fresh ones here
+
+Service for the taking
+And phreakers abound
+Many codes were hacked to hell
+With this elYte d00d around
+And on his private conference, we gathered for a treat
+A freshly hacked out Unix, my god he can't be beat!
+
+Last thing I expected was the root account for me
+And he told us all to never try to be on talk shows on TV
+Yeah, he taught us things about the hacking way
+(He said)
+Real hackers hack at night
+While the feds are working days....
+
+(Guitar solo & end of song)
+
+. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
+
+        That's all for ATI58!  Ciao!
+
+ATI: Part of George Bush's thousand points of light.
+
+
+
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+*****
+*******
+   ** **
+   ** **
+*******
+*****      activist
+            times
+      **     incorporated!
+      **
+********
+********
+      **      
+      **     
+             
+**    **
+**    **
+********
+********
+**    **        ...
+**    **       .   .
+               . 59.
+                ...               
+
+Issue #59      May 5, 1992
+
+U.S. Mail:
+           ATI
+           PO Box 2501
+           Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+           U.S.A.
+
+Our net address:  gzero@tronsbox.xei.com  
+
+ATI's Insane Staff:
+
+      Ground Zero - publisher, editor, writer
+      Prime Anarchist - editor, writer
+      Media Assassin - crass columnist
+      Geraldo Riviera - sleazy news columnist
+      Writing/Research Staff: Happy Harry Hardon, Fah-Q, MAC???,
+       and other occasional contributors
+
+
+    Hello!  Welcome to ATI59.  It seems we're keeping up with our
+monthly schedule, for now!
+    In fact, we might even put out ATI60 in LESS than a month!  So,
+look for at least one ATI per month, maybe more!
+  
+    First off: ATI's FTP Site:
+      ftp.eff.org
+      192.88.144.4
+      /pub/cud
+    
+    Also, please send in BBS numbers to be posted in ATI60.  Please tell us:
+    Board name
+    Board telephone #
+    Baud rates
+    What is the board about?  H/P?  Pirate?  General discussion?
+Special topic?
+
+
+    And before we start, a few words on the Rodney King verdict and the
+riots.  There was unrest in over a dozen cities, including nearby 
+Newark and NYC.  
+    The jury made its verdict not because of racism, but in reflection upon
+the evidence.  We have a system here.  It's: innocent until proven guilty.
+The jury felt that after examination of the COMPLETE tape (which showed King
+seriously resisting arrest, kicking and fighting w/ the officers, etc.)
+that they used the necessary force to subdue King.  And they didn't say ALL
+of the four were innocent: the jury was hung as to one officer's guilt,
+and he may be retried (expect to see him FRIED regardless of guilt or
+innocence).
+    The riots were thuggery, nothing more.  Now the death toll is close to 
+50, and still rising.  Hundreds, of not thousands, were injured.  
+The property damage in L.A. alone is over 100 million dollars.  Guess who pays
+for it?  Look in the mirror.  Your tax dollars go to clean up the mess through
+federal emergency funds, and you will also pay through higher insurance
+premiums.
+     Also: inner city businesses may not even be able to GET insurance after
+this.  Business that provided jobs and commerce to the area are gone.
+    And why didn't the politicians repudiate the violence?  All they said,
+including King George, was, "We know how they feel", etc.  They should have
+unconditionally renounced the violence, and dealt with it more strongly
+with more police, military, etc.  Oh, and NJ senator Bill Bradley made
+a DISGUSTING speech to the Senate, totally pandering to the rioters, the
+thugs.
+    And one of the greatest tragedies of this situation is this - the damage
+to our judicial system.  All it says is that in some trials with the victim
+being a Black person and the defendant being white (or Asian), the verdict
+had better be guilty, or there'll be trouble.  I remember that happening in
+a trial in NYC - or was it in Teaneck, NJ, where a white cop was charged
+with shooting a Black teen?  Anyway, a Black individual (can't remember
+who) went on TV and threatened "trouble" (unrest in the streets) if the
+verdict was "not guilty".  Why wasn't he changed with jury tampering or
+obstruction of justice?  JUSTICE CANNOT BE BULLIED. (btw.. the verdict
+in the Teaneck trial was "not guilty" - no trouble followed).
+    The Ventura (Calif.) Free Press printed the names, ages, and home AND
+business addresses of the jurors in the King trial.  Why did they do that? 
+That's deplorable.  I'll bet at least one of them gets hurt or even killed.
+
+Ok, so it was more than a few words.. just had to get it off my chest.
+If we come across more pertinent info, it'll be in ATI60.
+
+We've got a lot of cool stuph for you, so on with the show!
+
+
+. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 
+
+THE MAIL BAG!
+
+Do write to us!  We don't print names, etc. unless you ask us to.
+
+
+  -- LETTER #1 --
+
+A few comments on Croaker's letter in ATI58:
+ 
+First off, there is a very good book on the NSA and the way it works,
+called The Puzzle Palace, by James Bamford.. ISBN: 0-14-006748-5.
+ 
+Secondly, as to the security of DES.. DES was recently (within the
+last month or so) broken by Adi Shamir (one of the authors of RSA) and
+Eli Biham.  They used what is called a "chosen-plaintext" attack,
+which basically means you have to control the traffic being encrypted
+by DES.  Not only that, but you have to control the contents of 2^36
+different message, about 68 billion.  This would seem to show that DES
+is a very secure algorithm, especially considering that it's been
+around almost 20 years.  Research by the same team that finally broke
+it has also shown that the changes made by NSA to the algorithm
+(which was originally developed by IBM) strengthened it rather than
+inserted a backdoor.
+ 
+Now the Digital Signature Standard... this is the public-key algorithm
+developed by the National Institute of Standards and Technology in
+association with NSA.  Not only is this considered a "weak" algorithm,
+but a backdoor HAS been found in it.  It was discovered quickly after
+the standard was released that if the "prime modulus" (the number upon
+which all the keys, public and private, are based) is chosen
+carefully, a digital signature can be forged at will.  This has once
+again raised quite a bit of controversy over the NSA and its role in
+civilian security issues.
+ 
+Finally, the licensing of the RSA algorithm... it is perfectly legal
+to make a program that uses the RSA algorithm (Pretty Good Privacy for
+the IBM comes to mind) as long as you don't sell it.  The way the
+copyright law works, you can't license a mathematical FACT, but you
+can certainly copyright an algorithm.  Any computer program can be
+considered ultimately mathematical in nature, so RSA can be
+copyrighted just the same.  Also, I believe RSA is patented.  I'm not
+at all sure about this, so if anyone knows better, please correct me. 
+This could be done easiest by producing a chip that contains the RSA
+algorithm and patenting the chip, which would also prevent the
+production of derivative works.
+ 
+Hope that was interesting to at least a few of you!!
+ 
+  Wintermute
+Vice President
+ The Pantheon
+
+
+
+  -- LETTER #2 --
+
+Subject:Activist Times Inc. #58
+
+This stuff is slicker then snot...
+Why'd u wait so long between issues?
+--diomar
+
+    (Welp, we were all busy and lacking for time to put this thing
+together, and prepare material for it.  But, it seems that we're 
+going to be back on our monthly schedule from now on.  Thanks for
+writing, and do keep reading!  -GZ)
+
+
+
+  -- LETTER #3 --
+
+Re: Activist Times Inc. #58
+
+Man, you all need to put out more often...  I really
+enjoy reading your posts.  I guess I just feel nostalgic
+for the "old days"...  I have completely lost touch
+with my hacker roots.  
+
+What else do you all do for kicks? 
+
+Cheers
+-- 
+
+     (Hmm, well, I personally enjoy reading, writing, music, guitar,
+cow tipping, movies, road tripping, talking, making revolution,
+cooking, radio (shortwave, scanners, broadcast, etc.), fones,
+computers, and more.   How about you?   -GZ)
+
+
+
+  -- LETTER #4 --
+
+Subject: ATI 1
+
+What happened to all those noble sentiments in ATI 1? The latest ATI
+is an ALL-US issue, and ends up with a REALLY dumb filk about phreaking.
+What happened to the *activist* part?
+
+
+     (We're still activist.  We may not focus on the same things as we did
+in the beginning.  We started four years ago, and Prime ran things back
+in the days of ATI 1, and now I run them.   We're still dedicated to 
+discussing the corruption and conspiracy that makes up our gov't, and this
+issue should illustrate that in Prime's column and mine.
+      What is your objection to the the US being widely discussed in our
+last issue, or in ATI in general?  We do cover world events, but we can
+only print the material we get or that I stumble upon.  Now that I am
+listening to more shortwave, I will write about news I hear on the BBC
+or other stations.  Also, in ATI57, we featured an article by Nosferatu
+about political/economic issues in Norway & Europe. 
+      And why MUST the world be covered?  Are you trained to be a nice
+citizen in the New World Order(tm)?  Watch for ATI60, in which we
+expose the N.W.O.
+      If there's a topic or viewpoint you'd like to see in ATI, write
+something, and send it in.  We'll use it, 95% gurantee.  :)    -GZ)
+     
+
+LETTER #5
+
+  I'd like to subscribe to this GREAT magazine.
+ 
+  BTW, the country mentioned in August 1991 issue was (ex) Yugoslavia. The
+Yugoslav federal army (= Serbian army) occupied Slovenia.  After some days
+of war they found out, that they cannot win the war and they left Slovenia
+(last federal  soldier left Slovenia in October  1991). Then they occupied
+Croatia (and destroyed almost everything), now they occupied Bosnia.  Hope
+someone will stop Serbia soon.
+                                                     Best regards             
+ 
+--------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+------->   ATI wants to hear from YOU!!!   -------->
+
+        "Is there anybody out there?"
+
+        The fact that we get letters and submissions from some of you 
+proves that there are people reading us!  But - we want to know just
+*how many* of you there are!
+        So, we would like to hear from EVERYONE who is reading this!  If
+you're reading ATI through our newsgroup or our email list, all you have
+to do is REply to this, and we'll get your message.  You don't even have
+to put anything in the body of the letter unless you want to make a 
+comment (of course, we ALWAYS want comments).
+        If you're reading this on a BBS or through some other means and you
+don't have internet access, then you can contact us through WWIV-net
+mail (33@2120) or U.S. Mail (ATI, P.O. Box 2501, Bloomfield, NJ 07003, USA).
+        Now if you write to us via U.S. Mail, and if you enclose a business-
+sized self-addressed stamped envelope (SASE), we will stuff it with articles
+and other phun stuff, including a free SOCIAL INSECURITY card to the first 
+90 people who write! (w0w!!1)  Even if you DO have internet access, write to
+us.  We love getting mail, and it'll be fun sending you some phun stuff!!
+        So, write to us, or send us internet or WWIV-net email. But, do
+contact us!
+        We'll count the number of responses, and post the number in future
+ATI issues.  Needless to say, we will continue to print letters and comments
+so that ATI can continue to serve as a forum for everyone!
+                 
+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+
+ -----------------------
+!                       !
+! an e-advertisement    !
+ -----------------------
+
+        CONQUER THE WORLD.
+
+        That's a bold statement.  That is also the name of my record label.
+My style of music and yours should be HARDCORE.
+        I distribute records to local stores, sell stuff at shows, and do
+mail order.  If you're into hardcore, or if you're just curious about
+what I do, just drop me a line.  I'll send you a list of what I have in
+stock at the time.
+        I carry most styles of hardcore: Straight Edge, NY, Emo, Abc..
+..everything.
+        Conquer The World Records release #001 will be released in a matter
+of weeks.  It's OVERSIGHT 7" "After This Day": a 4-song record from this
+Syracuse, NY hardcore band.  The first 300 records pressed are guaranteed
+color vinyl.  Comes with sticker and lyric sheet.  Only $3.50 postpaid
+in the U.S. and $5.00 postpaid anywhere else on the planet.
+        I'm also selling the OVERSIGHT demo tape with 5 songs and cover/
+insert only for $3.00 in the U.S. and $5.00 elsewhere.
+        I'm also making OVERSIGHT T-Shirts soon - please write if
+interested.
+        Also for sale: GORILLA BISCUITS 7" - 6 songs recorded live in
+Germany.  Only 500 made.  $7.00 in U.S. and $9.00 elsehwere.
+        If you trade records, t-shirts, or if you have a 'zine, etc.,
+drop me a line.
+
+Conquer The World
+P.O. Box 40282
+Redford, MI  48240
+
+Checks payable to Mike Warden only.
+
+           %%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%
+
+
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+!---------------------!
+!-can u b-lieve it???-!
+!---------------------!
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+
+    A bank in Maine actually charges customers $1 for each question they
+ask about their accounts.
+
+Q: Good morning.  How much do I have in my account?
+A: $1 less than before!!!
+
+
+     $$
+    $$$$$
+   $$
+    $$$$
+      $$$
+   $$$$$
+     $$
+
+
+pawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWN
+
+That's right!  Prime Anarchist comes live at 'ya with his occasional
+column:
+
+                      Prime Anarchist World News
+
+
+2 predictions from the Primester:
+
+        A) If George's ratings go below 49%, a war will begin within 36
+hours.  Cuba?  Middle East?  Africa?  Haiti?  Colombia?  Pick a country. 
+We're still ready everywhere.
+        B) Upon inauguration (after re-election), George declares finally
+that this country's in the midst of a depression.  As big as, if not larger
+that, the "Great One" of 1929.
+        So, get rid of your silver and gold and sore up all the foodstuffs
+you can.  I'm having a great deal of trouble finding people to buy my metals
+already.  And I don't wanna get stuck with it.  I may have to melt it down
+and learn jewelry making, I think.
+
+
+"A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the White House Press Office", by ATI
+
+        I dialed the White House Press Office one Tuesday afternoon. 
+1-800-424-9090 usually gets you a 1-5 minute recording of George Bush's most
+recent public rambling.  This was Raygun's number, and before that, 
+Carter's.   One can only assume it went before that to Nixon and Ford.
+        Usually, when you dial it, you know right away by the tone whether or
+not there's something new or not.
+        "This is the White House Press Office for _____________ (insert date
+here)" means you get to hear today's rant-and-rave.
+        "You have reached the White House Press Office, radio actualities
+line.  We have no actualities at this time.  Thank you for calling and please
+call again," is the only other message they use.
+        Today I got both.
+        At the same time.
+        Simultaneous messages.  One was tomorrow's message, as the voice was
+in the middle of saying "for Wednesday, etc," when a "click" interrupted, and
+the friendly old dialtone came on.
+        So.
+        They have George's tomorow speech already cued up, and he hasn't even
+given it yet!  What a crock of political bullshit.  Tell all your friends. 
+This must get out.  Widespread - please.  The New World Order (tm) is only a
+heartbeat away while you're waiting for the next few re-alignments and radio
+actualities.
+
+
+---> backtothepredictions --->
+
+        Prime Prediction #3?  Sure.  Saddam Hussein buys his way into the New
+World Order (tm) about 6 years from now, or however long it takes for people
+to forget George's comparing him to Hitler.  After all, he is their
+President.  Yes!! He won in a democratic election in 1980 (coincidentally
+enough) against a man of last name Bakr (pronounced like the bread-maker). 
+Yup.  At any rate, Hussein still hasn't returned all the gold, silver,
+platinum, and silicon he stole from Kuwait.  So, to every world leader, a
+price.  What'll it be?  Gold?  Platinum?  Oil?  Hmm. He's got it.  Wait and
+see..
+        PAWN has no major numbers run this time around.  Maybe next
+time.
+        Prime Anarchist is not a Ecodefense monkeywrench warrior, but he
+says, "let's put these oil companies back where they belong -- back in the
+ground."
+        Don't burn coal,
+
+              Prime.
+
+
+;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.
+
+-----> an announcement from zane@ddsw1.mcs.com
+
+
+        If any ATI readers would like a subscription to the Free Journal,
+mail zane@ddsw1.mcs.com.  It is an on-paper underground newspaper at my high
+school.  I am making it available so that others may use it to help them
+with ideas and stuff.
+        Here's a partial Index to give you a taste.
+
+        The Free Journal is an "underground newspaper" I have started to
+educate and inform.  The target audience is NOT net.folk, and thus the
+articles are written with this in mind.  Take what you want from here and
+use it in your own works, but please cite your source.  Thank you.
+
+This is the Index for the Free Journal
+
+I.1     Volume I, Issue 1
+        Do I Have the Right to Distribute This?
+        Welcome to the Free Journal
+        The Bill of Rights: Alive After 200 Years? (Amendment I)
+
+I.2     Volume I, Issue 2
+        What Must Be Done?
+        The Second Amendment
+        The Third Amendment
+        The War on Drugs is Lost
+        Cannabis: As Dangerous As Tobacco?
+
+I.3     Volume I, Issue 3
+        The Fourth Amendment
+        The Fifth Amendment
+        A Taste of 1776
+        An Apology for the 200th Anniversary
+        Do We Have a Future?
+        Martin Niemoller
+        Amendment Six
+
+II.1    Volume II, Issue 1
+        Psychedelics
+        City Beautification
+        Six Lessons of School
+        Amendment No. 7
+        THINK!
+        Things You Should Know
+
+II.2    Volume II, Issue 2
+        Marijuana, Brain Damage, and Intelligence
+        Dr. Shulgin Opposed
+        What is the Usenet?
+
+II.3    Volume II, Issue 3
+        Brain Waves
+        Nicotine and Conspiracy
+        Bush Chips Away at Constitution
+        The EFF
+
+
+ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 
+
+                       ...random thoughts from Ground Zero
+
+
+* shortwaves *
+
+        In the last issue, I wrote about some former pirate radio people
+who broadcast Sunday nights on WWCR.  Well, I wrote to them, and sent them
+a reception report.  I heard back from them, and got my very first QSL
+card (when you send a reception report, they send you a QSL that lists
+the time and date you listed on your report, confirming the contact).
+I'm new to shortwave, so it was a big thrill for me!  I also got a short
+writeup on them, and their broadcast schedule.  Here it is:
+
+RADIO NEW YORK INTERNATIONAL - Earth sensitive alternative radio for the
+U.S. and the world
+
+   "RNI is the former offshore station of the RADIO SHIP SARAH.  We offer
+a wide range of pacifist, counter culture, live telephone talk and music
+programs.  For free schedule and advertising information, to send letters
+and music for broadcast, or to order RNI THE VIDEO, an 87-minute VHS
+history and tour of the radio ship ($29.95), RNI AUDIO TAPE, the first hour
+of ship-board radio ($15.00), RNI MONTAGE, a 10-minute audio history 
+($9.95) or RNI T-SHIRTS, 100% cotton black with white logo ($17.00), write
+to: RNI, 14 Prospect Dr., Yonkers, NY 10705"
+
+   Schedule:  Sundays: 9 PM - 1 AM EST.,on WWCR, 7.435 MHz 
+            Saturdays: 5:30 PM - 7:30 PM EST  and
+                       12 Mid. - 2 AM EST on R.F.P.I. Costa Rica 
+                       13.630 MHz
+
+
+        So, give these guys a listen.  They're fun.  I don't agree with
+their leftist politics, but I still like 'em.
+        Has anyone found a pirate station?  If so, contact me and let me
+know the frequency, time, etc.  I can't wait to hear a bona fide pirate
+broadcast!
+        As I said last time - check out For The People from 8pm-10pm EST
+weekdays, and Radio Free America from 10 pm - Mid. EST weekdays on
+WWCR, 7.435 MHz.
+        
+
+* Indians *
+
+        An Indian tribe (the name escapes me) set up a casino in their 
+reservation in Ledyard, CT.  This brings many jobs and commerce to that
+area, which has been hard-hit by the recession (btw, that's Prime 
+Anarchist's former home and still home to Fah-Q), and puts lots of money
+in those Indians' pockets, all of which is good.
+        BUT - I don't like the fact that the Indians can form their little
+enclaves separate from the U.S.  The state of Connecticut denied the 
+Indians' original request to build the casino, but the Indians overrode it
+in court, using their status as a separate Indian "nation", autonomous
+>from the U.S. (when the Indians get gov't aid, that "autonomy" doesn't
+come into play, hmm).
+        --->  PRIME ANARCHIST UPDATE:  Prime is walking cross-country
+with the Big Mountain Indians to protest the whole Big Mountain sitaution.
+They are all due to arrive in Washington, D.C. on Columbus Day.
+        Now, I happen to think the Big Mountain Indians were screwed over 
+by the gov't and have a legitimate beef.  But why must they make their
+point on Columbus Day?  I am tired of all these people protesting 
+Columbus' discovery (yeah, I know he didn't find it first - his claim to
+fame is opening up the New World for settlement and commerce) of America.
+To reject Columbus' discovery is to reject America and its ideals.  This
+country was founded on noble principles.  That's all I have to say on the
+matter, for now...
+
+
+* Social INsecurity*
+
+        How many of you out there are counting on Social Security and
+Medicare to take care of you in your old age?
+        Within the next 20 years, the Social Security system (and most
+likely Medicare as well) will have to be drastically modified or replaced.
+Representatives of Social Security even admit that Medicare is solvent only
+until 2006 (That's only 14 years away), and that Social Security goes 
+"up for discussion" in 2032.
+        Social Security doesn't "save" the money you pay into it for you.  It
+pays current beneficiaries with the money you and others are currently paying
+into it.
+        Back when Social Security was started in the 1930's, the ratio of
+working people was 15:1.  In the 1980's, it was down to 3:1.  When the baby
+boomers retire, it will be much worse.  It is estimated that by the year
+2025, the ratio will be down to 2:1 (I will not have reached retirement age
+by then, and most of you reading this will not have either).  By that time,
+Social Security taxes will have to exceed a whopping 22% of your gross
+salary!!!  (That's SUI alone - you will also have to pay federal, state and
+possibly local taxes.)
+        Efforts to increase the Social Security Trust Fund by other means
+fall short.  The only thing Social Security can invest in is federal
+government securities, thus making future retirees merely creditors of the
+bankrupt federal gov't.  
+        ADVICE: 1.  Do your own saving and investing for your retirement.
+Do some reading on retirement and estate planning.
+        2. Pressure your Senators and Congressman to reform Social Security.
+The AARP (Ass'n for the Advancement of Retired People), one of the nation's
+biggest lobbies, has opposed any moves to reform SS.  But - clearly THEY are
+the only ones who benefit from things as they are.  Even if SS survives, no
+other generation will receive the level of benefits the current beneficiaries
+are receiving, and Social Security representatives admit this.  Also, Social
+Security is raising the full benefit retirement age to 67 by 2027, in hopes
+that people will remain working until then and also more people will die
+before receiving Social Security.
+        Remember, if you send us here at ATI a SASE as described in the
+our appeal for reader contact, we'll send you articles, other phun stuff,
+and a free SOCIAL INSECURITY card to the first 90 people!
+ 
+ 
+* the October Surprise *
+
+        Wowzerz.  I just heard somewhere that the reporter who originally
+exposed the October Surprise is dead.  The authorities say it was a
+suicide, but his wrists were slashed all the way through tendons.  They
+were slashed in such a way that once one wrist was cut, he couldn't have
+used that arm to cut the other wrist.  This is old news I guess, but it's
+new to me.  
+        Also, I just heard on Radio New York International that Pam Am
+Flight 103 (the one that got blown away by terrorists over Lockerbee,
+Scotland) had eight CIA agents that were enroute to testify, substantiating
+the October Surprise allegations. 
+        Can anyone give me more information about these two things?       
+
+
+! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 
+
+    WOWZERZ.. That's all for ATI59.  Watch for ATI60 soon, in which
+we present a hard-hitting expose on the New World Order(tm). 
+    And don't forget - EVERYONE who reads this, please write us or
+email us.  We'll post the number of responses we get.
+    Ciao!
+
+ATI: part of George Bush's thousand points of light.
+ATI: part of George Bush's New World Order(tm).  NOT!!@
+
+
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+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+HEYHEYhey, hey, hey, it's ATI!HEY
+HEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEYHEY
+
+              -----> issue 60
+
+July 17, 1992
+                          
+===========================
+= info following brought  =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+
+
+
+Our net address: gzero@tronsbox.xei.com
+
+Mailing address: ATI
+                 P.O. Box 2501
+                 Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+                 U.S.A.
+
+
+ATI's Insane Staff:
+
+      Ground Zero - publisher, editor, writer
+      Prime Anarchist - editor, writer
+      Media Assassin - crass columnist
+      Geraldo Riviera - sleazy news columnist
+      Writing/Research Staff: Happy Harry Hardon, Fah-Q, MAC???,
+       and other occasional contributors
+
+
+
+
+        Howdy, folks.  Welcome to ATI60.  We have a lot of cool stuph
+for you: letters from readers, humor, instructions on how to make a 
+nuclear weapon (just kidding, actually an article on how to make a 
+pirate TV station !!@), and other fascinating information.
+        Well, Ross Perot's gone and done it.  Dropped out.  Couldn't
+take the pressure.  Don't all of you who were for him feel foolish?
+        Since we're so close to New York City, ATI was going to crash
+the Democratic Convention and give you an "insider's view" of the
+antics.  But, we decided it wasn't worth the bother unless we could get
+into that "smoke-filled room" and actually see whether or not 'ol Billy
+was inhaling.
+        We won't have the New World Order article for you this time 
+around, as I fell into so much information while researching it, that
+it will take longer to produce.  But, I can assure you that you'll
+be rocked and shocked when you read our forthcoming article.
+        In the meantime, do pick up a copy of this book: _En_Route_
+_to_Global_Occupation_ by Gary Kah.  ISBN # 0-0910311, Library of
+Congress catalog # 91-71072.  You can order it for $12.45 ($9.95 plus
+$2.50 for p/h) from For The People, 1-800-888-9999 (visa/mc orders) or
+send a check/mo. to For The People, 3 River St., White Springs, FL 32096,
+U.S.A. 
+        There IS a conspiracy for a New World Order (world gov't),
+and the aformentioned book explains how.  Read it.
+        And, read on...
+
+
+
+
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - (LETTERS!) - - - - - - - 
+
+We can't always print ALL the mail we receive, but thanks to all
+of you who did wrie in.  We WANT to hear from you!!!
+
+
+LETTER #1
+
+
+Yo Zero!
+
+Re: * Social INsecurity*
+
+If you would like some more figures to help you feel INsecure, you might
+want to check out the book _The Coming Economic Earthquake_ by Larry
+Burkette.  I am a pretty fundamentalist type Christian, but we have in
+common with ATI the fact that I think we have a more or less self-destructive
+government on our hands, and I'd like to help change that!  Burkette's
+book may only be in Christian bookstores right now, because he is best
+known as a Christian Financial Planner (he gives EXCELLENT financial
+advice, differing from the norm only in the fact that he says we have
+a responsibility to God to be good stewards of what he has given us...).
+
+Anyway, Larry went out and did a bunch of research, and then worked the
+statistics out, and has some interesting stuff like how many years it
+will be before the interest payments on the national debt are higher each
+year than our entire annual budget is right now.  Not too many years away.
+
+* --------------------------------------- *
+** ************************************* **
+***       A Reminder from THE GAR:      ***
+****           In Cyberspace           ****
+***      No One Can Hear You SCREAM.    ***
+** ************************************* **
+* --------------------------------------- *
+
+
+LETTER #2
+
+Re: Yugoslavia (Bosnia & Serbia)
+
+  Well, the situation in Bosnia is now even worse than anyone
+expected. Serbian army captured their president (=Alija Izatbegovic)
+and released him after whole world accused such act, yesterday they
+destroyed many buildings in Sarajevo (capital city of Bosnia) - mostly
+churches, and cultural objects, they demolished the central Post (so,
+all phone lines are unusable - they expect to fix the 7000 phone lines
+in next 3 months, all other phone lines will be fixed in THREE years (if
+the war stops soon, of course), they are shooting at television building
+(they want the Bosnian television to stop their program and transmit
+Serbian television), Serbian army is shooting at European observers
+(and killed one last Sunday) and at UN Peace forces. And more interesting
+thing for readers of ATI: since March 1992 it is FORBIDDEN to import modems
+into Serbia - the government found out that people can express their feelings
+about the war via modem and want to stop this. The communication with
+Sarajevo goes via Packet Radio (perhaps it is interesting - when Serbian
+army attacked Dubrovnik, one of Packet Radio hackers used to send us
+mail, lists of needed medicines and such via Packet Radio BBS - he didn't
+have electricity and used to run the thing using home-made power generator
+while hiding in shelter). BTW, Dubrovnik republic was the first republic
+to recognize independent America. 
+ 
+  I'll try to provide more information. BTW, new GreenNet/FidoNet conference
+started (=YUGO.ANTIWAR).
+                                   Best regards from Slovenia,
+                                                               Dalibor
+
+
+
+! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
+
+
+Speaking of modems being banned....
+
+
+
+Date: 1 Apr 92 14:53:00 GMT
+From: sgi!cdp!dcaulkins@ucbvax.Berkeley.EDU  (Dave Caulkins)
+Subject: Moscow modem hunt
+
+The Moscow Modem Hunt
+
+an article by Kirill Maslentsin in COMMERSANT Weekly,
+No. 13, March 23-30 1992, p.14 
+published by the Moscow Weekly Commersant.
+
+Starting from April 1st, the Commercial Service of the Moscow
+City Telephone Network (Proizvodstvennoe Ob'edinenie MGTS) will
+detect the unregistered modems. The experts doubt that this
+action, objectively necessary, can be carried out quickly,
+because the Commercial Service of the MGTS finds itself yet in a
+stage of organization.
+
+According to Alexander Shambazov, Deputy Director of the PO MGTS,
+approximately 100,000 modems are currently in use in Moscow.
+Shambazov was unable to say how many of them had been registered.
+Up-to-date, every Telephone Service node in Moscow used to
+register the modems separately (usually, at owner's request), and
+MGTS does not have the consolidated information.
+
+The Commercial Service, created recently by the MGTS, will
+compile the general  database on modem owners. This department
+will detect the "illegal" modems whose owners do not pay for the
+use of these devices.
+
+In Mr. Shambazov's opinion, companies which run phone-based
+communications networks, sell information contained in databases,
+and the companies who manufacture and sell modems, will help to
+detect the "illegal" modems. The MGTS will request these
+companies to submit their user lists. It is not excluded that
+MGTS will obtain the required information, because all the
+companies implied are interested to come to terms with the Telco.
+Shambazov said that MGTS has the modem detection equipment.
+
+The experts consider that the "modem hunt", on its early stage,
+won't be very efficient, because the MGTS Commercial Service is
+still being organized, and its structure is weak. Nevertherless,
+one may expect that the frightened users of the "illegal devices"
+
+According to the information obtained, the offenders won't be
+fined. They'll simply be urged to conclude a contract (if the
+modem is certified). The usage fee will be 1296 R/year for the
+self-financed companies, and 324 R/year for the organizations
+financed by the State budget. But if a company uses a modem for
+commercial purposes (for example, selling information), it will
+have to pay 50,000 rubles per year. Nothing was said with regard
+to modems owned by individuals.
+
+Phone of the PO MGTS: (095) 299-28-85.
+
+===end of text===
+Translated by Anatoly Voronov
+GlasNet
+Moscow, Russia
+<avoronov@glas.apc.org>
+
+
++_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_+_
+
+
+
+  _> important messages _>
+
+
+Another Wall!!
+ 
+Disenchantment with the major political parties - cynicism 
+scaling new heights - rumblings amongst the peasants - turmoil 
+etc. etc. ...
+ 
+You would THINK that when questions multiply and problems pile 
+up that new ideas and re-assessments of our condition are 
+welcomed! Well, think again because it ain't necessarily so.
+ 
+What happens when a writer in a country like Australia sits down 
+and provides just that, material which is based on research, 
+experience amongst the peoples of this planet, and a probing 
+mind that is - let's assume this for the moment - objective and 
+commonsensical.
+ 
+Would the result - in this case, two books so far - find its way 
+to the public? No. Not if the political network in the above 
+mentioned country can help it. Because now one is up against the 
+invisible system of politicians, colluding academics, and even 
+some "independent" editors of the press, who all come together 
+in a glorious constellation that puts walls where we need open 
+fields and potholes where smooth roads should be.
+ 
+And so we continue: further disenchantment with the major 
+political parties, cynicism scaling new heights, etc. etc. etc. 
+- see 1st paragraph.
+ 
+Want to know the full story? Put your postal address into my 
+mailbox and I'll send you all the sordid details (it's 13 pages 
+long).
+ 
+Peter Wenger
+APC Networks  peg:losway
+InterNet      losway@peg.apc.org
+ 
+| Note: In case of another wall having gone up, send to - |
+|       PO Box 484, Potts Point NSW 2011 Australia        |
+ 
+Happy scaling.
+
+
+
+. . . . . 
+
+
+
+
+ 
+UPi has once again returned and it no longer the shit group it used to be in
+the past.  UPi is a group that puts out newsletters that deals with the H/P/C/A
+world.  In the past, our newsletters averaged only 1 article in length (which
+in size means a range of 25-50k) but now in the all new UPi newsletter we have
+decided to expand it so it will contain more articles (and all quality articles
+which means no more of those little shitty files that contains useless
+information).  What we are looking for are quality members and sites that are
+willing to contribute to the group and support the group.  We are also looking
+for people who can freelance write for us too.  We are looking for people who
+are experienced in electronics and chemistry, and as well as any of the P/H/C/A
+topics.  If you would like to join UPi either as a site or a member or become a
+freelance writer for us please send mail to The Lost Avenger via internet
+e-mail to the following address Tla@Maria.Wustl.Edu.
+
+thanks..
+tla
+
+
+
+
+
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+
+
+From: Oedipus Flux
+
+
+Our BBS is:
+
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+(305)551-0311
+4500+ Texts (yes, including ATI, of course - always got the latest)
+
+We are the KaoS cUlTure ReVolUtioNaries
+
+The sysops of the board are:
+
+Majestic Cockster, ANSI addict and Phreak
+Oedipus Flux, Netrunner and Text-a-holic
+Flaming Severed Head, ANSI guru and master of Liguistic Perversions
+
+We have a dossier with the full brotherhood (Floating Pancreas Guys).
+We are going to be instituting the FpG Mobile Assault Net, a FIDO standard
+based network hubbed down here in Miami.  
+
+asta
+
+. . . .
+
+
+From: ?
+
+
+Name: Info=POWER BBS.
+Number: (219)762-2141
+Baud: 3/12/2400
+Topic: Well, we are basically an archive site for just about every
+electronic magazine new and old. We have all back issues (and current) of
+PHRACK, CUD, plus many more. (Not to mention ATI!) We charge no fees
+whatsoever, and you can even download on your first call. (No ratios,
+either!) We are also a member of FidoNet (1:230/11). All files are even
+available by File Request from any FidoNet node. We strongly believe in
+the freedom of distribution of all information, and are proving it! 
+
+. . . .
+
+
+
+From: Jake Speed
+
+Here's a great BBS number for ATI60:
++31 40 862736 (31 is the countrycode of the Netherlands (Europe) 40 
+              (is the areacode 862736 is the subsc#
+It's called COMSAT reachable through e-mail @comsat.gna.org or 
+@comsat.hacktic.nl. it has a '''telnet''' link to @helios.comsat.gna.org 
+which is a minix system. Comsat itself runs waffle. 
+There are no charges whatsoever, you get validated right away. It 
+supports the hacktic newsgroups for hackers/phreakers and other 
+techno-anarchists. NO pirate software. 
+Baud rates are up to 14.400 bps. Almost every message is in english.
+
+. . . .
+
+
+From: The Cruiser
+
+             Ganja Mountain
+             <216>/779-1593
+             300/1200/2400 24 hours
+             C-Net.  Open to all users with open minds.
+             Great discussions, by far the best bbs in 216.  Topics range
+             from Grateful Dead information to drug/altered states
+             discussions.  Politics, music and youth culture.  A 
+             refreshing message-oriented discussion board.
+
+
+
+. . . .
+
+If you know of a good underground/special topic BBS, write to us!
+
+
+
+
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+
+                             Slipping On Chunks
+                             (Standing In Puke)
+                              A New York Story
+                           By Ground Zero and Grey
+
+
+
+The gang and I were walking down St. Mark's Place
+This drunk chick was puking
+It was such a disgrace!
+She was slipping on chunks!
+
+Later some people were in the very same spot
+We yelled, "You're standing in puke!"
+They were really shocked
+They were slipping on chunks!
+
+Paul went to a 2600 meet
+He puked all over
+He's so unelyte
+He was slipping on chunks!
+
+Will got trashed and went to 54
+That kid puked all over the dance floor
+They were slipping on chunks!
+
+The crew went to a restaurant called "Around The Clock"
+The food was so bad, we puked on the spot
+We were slipping on chunks!
+
+I went to my apartment on the 29th floor
+Leaned out the window and puked on a whore
+She was slipping on chunks!
+
+My friend Joe saw a video called "The Rookie"
+It was so bad he said he flipped his cookies.
+He was slipping on chunks!
+
+My buddy Tom went over to Tompkins Square
+He puked and puked
+No one noticed nor cared!
+All the homeless and the punks
+Were slipping on chunks!
+
+This bum was selling "Street News"
+My pal Jay puked all over his shoes
+Another bum tried to wash the windows of my car
+I puked in his face
+I caught him off guard
+They were slipping on chunks!
+
+
+
+                       Definitions
+
+        St. Marks Place - ultra trendy New York hangout
+        2600 meet - monthly meeting for 2600 (hacking) magazine readers
+        54 - Studio 54; trendy dance club
+        Tompkins Square - New York park where homeless and anarchist
+                          politicos hang out (not a great place)
+        Street News - newspaper sold by homeless people whose profits are
+                      "supposed to" go to the homeless
+
+
+
+        Anyway, we heard that Woody Allen was making a movie called
+"New York Stories II", to follow his "New York Stories" movie, which was
+composed of 3 independent parts (short stories).  We thought "Slipping On
+Chunks" would be a great part of "New York Stories II".  So we sent it in
+to him.  We said we would set it to music and it would be really c00l!
+We haven't heard from Woody yet, but I'm sure he got a kick out of it!!!
+
+
+;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.;.
+
+
+
+
+How to Build Your Own
+Underground Television Transmitter
+Using Commercially Available Parts
+
+    Outlaw Telecommandos  
+
+
+
+  Yes, for some time now it has been possible to
+construct a clandestine television station, which you
+can operate from your Telecommando Lair, or modify
+for Mobile Media Guerrilla campaigns.
+
+  We have named this device the Snow Box, due to its
+cool nature, and the snow seen on blank television
+channels waiting to be commandeered.
+
+ To put together a TV station you will need this stuff:
+
+A VCR or Camcorder with video or RF outputs
+
+A Ham Radio 6-meter Band Linear amplifier
+        (This boosts the RF signal from the VCR for     
+        broadcasting)
+        (The Linear Amp should have a bandwidth of 6    
+        MHz for best results)
+        A cable television RF distribution amplifier    
+        may also be used.
+
+Coaxial cable with UHF connectors
+       (Connects the Linear Amp to the Antenna)
+
+A cable-TV patch cable with an F-connector and a UHF
+connector
+       (To connect the RF signal to the Linear Amp)
+       (F-connectors are the small ones used with cable 
+        TV)
+       (UHF connectors are the large ones used for Ham  
+        Radio)
+
+If your VCR does not have RF outputs:
+       An external RF modulator (converts video to      
+       channel 3,6,12 etc.)
+       a cable with RCA connectors (a standard stereo   
+       cord is ok)
+
+A 6-meter Ham radio antenna.
+
+If you do not have a pre-made 6-meter antenna:
+       About 20 feet of strong wire
+       3 ceramic antenna insulators
+       another UHF connector
+
+ Likely places to get the linear amplifier, connectors
+and cables is a Ham Radio swapmeet, a Ham club news-
+letter's classified ads, a Buy-Sell-Trade paper like
+The Recycler, or at a store specializing in Ham gear.
+RF modulators are available at specialty video stores,
+or major VCR dealers.
+
+Setting Up the Transmitter:
+
+ Using a VCR with RF out:
+
+[VCR/RF]F------U[Linear Amp]U-------U[Antenna]
+                  weak RF            Power RF
+
+ Using an External RF Modulator:
+
+[VCR]R--R[RFModulator]----U[LinearAmp]U----U[Antenna]
+  video                    weak RF          Power RF
+
+Diagram Symbols:
+
+U    UHF-connectors (Ham radio)
+F    F-connectors   (cable TV)
+R    RCA connectors (stereos)
+---  coax, cables, wires
+[]   devices (name of device in brackets)
+<I>  ceramic insulator (the kind with a hole at each    
+     end)
+
+
+Building The Dipole Antenna:
+
+          wire                        wire
+<I>---------------------+<I>+----------------------<I>
+                        |   |
+           Short coax   |   |
+                         [U]    UHF connector
+
+The antenna is set up much like a clothesline with the
+wires tethered straight out horizontally. The outer
+insulators are used to isolate the antenna from the
+tether lines, which should be rope or nylon cords
+for good results. The inner insulator isolates a gap
+between the two long wires of the antenna.
+
+The length of the wires used for the antenna is
+critical. Look up the length in feet for the channel
+you want to use in the table below & make each of the
+two long wires that length. As a rule of thumb, a wire
+half-wave antenna's length in feet is equal to 468
+divided by the frequency in MHz.
+
+
+****************************************
+     VHF Television Channel Data
+----------------------------------------
+  TV     MHz      ---carrier---  antenna
+channel range     video   sound  lengths
+------- -----     -----   -----  -------
+ 2      54-60     55.25   59.75  8.47ft
+ 3      60-66     61.25   65.75  7.64ft
+ 5      76-82     77.25   81.75  6.05ft
+ 6      82-88     83.25   87.75  5.62ft
+ 7     174-180   175.25  179.75  2.67ft
+ 8     180-186   181.25  185.75  2.58ft
+ 9     186-192   187.25  191.75  2.49ft
+ 10    192-198   193.25  197.75  2.42ft
+ 11    198-204   199.25  193.75  2.34ft
+ 12    204-210   205.25  209.75  2.28ft
+ 13    210-216   211.25  215.75  2.21ft
+        (All frequencies in MHz)
+  (Lengths are for half-wave antennas)
+****************************************
+
+For Further information: Look in the ARRL Handbook
+published by the American Radio Relay League for
+detailed plans & theory for antennas, transmitters &
+linear amplifiers. The info in that book can be used
+for setting up an underground AM or FM radio station.
+
+
+Public Education: Make a videotape of each step in the
+process of constructing your transmitter. Show this
+tape in your broadcasts, "For informational purposes
+only", of course.
+
+Short-burst zipping: From a fixed or mobile base of
+operation show short snippets of graffiti-like computer
+graphics, quick subliminal messages, images &
+suggestions, or brief phreaker manifestos. Commercials
+are an opportune time to break into TV broadcasts.
+
+Live call-in shows: Using a Cheese Box, or other device
+for receiving untraceable phone calls and a video
+camera do a live call-in show. Encourage people to call
+in using Red, Blue, and other phreaking boxes.
+
+Cable TV Piracy: With modifications it may be possible
+to feed the power RF signal directly into a cable TV
+system, overriding cablecasts or comandeering
+unused channels.
+
+Mobile Operation: Using storage batteries and a
+110-volt inverter the transmitter may be modified for
+mobile use to avoid detection by the FCC during long
+broadcasts. Battery operated mobile linear amps and
+portable camcorders are also available.
+
+
+
+--------------------------------------------------------
+
+
+        Welp, that's all for ATI60.  Hope you liked it, and all that
+jazz.  Write to us soon!  Send in submissions!  And look for ATI61
+and the New World Order (tm) article SOON!
+
+ATI: part of George Bush's thousand points of light
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+ATI STAFF MEMBER ARRESTED!!!  DETAILS FOLLOW.
+
+
+
+*****
+*******
+   ** **
+   ** **
+*******
+*****      activist
+            times
+      **     incorporated!
+      **
+********
+********
+      **      
+      **     
+             
+**    **
+**    **
+********
+********
+**    **        ...
+**    **       .   .
+               . 61.
+                ...               
+
+Issue #61     September-30-1992
+
+U.S. Mail:                       Our Usenet newsgroup: alt.society.ati
+           ATI                      
+           PO Box 2501
+           Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+           U.S.A.
+
+Our net address:  gzero@tronsbox.xei.com  
+
+ATI's Insane Staff:
+
+      Ground Zero - publisher, editor, writer
+      Prime Anarchist - editor, writer
+      Media Assassin - crass columnist
+      Geraldo Riviera - sleazy news columnist
+      Writing/Research Staff: The Happy Hacker, Fah-Q, MAC???, Justin Case,
+       and other occasional contributors
+
+
+
+        Hey, d00dz!  Welcome to ATI61.  
+        Welp, we don't have the New World Order article ready yet.  There's
+too much to research - but this will result in a better article once
+it's done.  So, watch for it.  Hopefully it will be in the next issue,
+and hopefully that will be soon!
+        ATI has a ****new FTP site!****  Read on for info on that!      
+        In the interest of morality, decency, and family values, ATI staff
+member Happy Harry Hardon has changed his handle back to The Happy Hacker.
+        And we have a new staff member.  Justin Case. We now proudly add him
+to our staff list.  This issue contains his first feature article - about his
+arrest in NYC. 
+
+. . . . . . . . . .                 
+
+
+LETTERS!!!
+
+        Write to us.  We won't publish your email address, etc.  Just
+what you say..
+
+
+LETTER #1:
+
+I have a novel suggestion: post new issues of ATI to newsgroup alt.society.ati!
+I saw those two reruns of old issues, but nothing since then. 
+
+Also, explain how rejecting Christopher Columbus is rejecting what America is 
+About. Columbus was in it for himself. He was convinced that he would find 
+riches beyond beleif in the orient, where he thought he was headed. Everyone
+knew the world was round; he thought it was smaller than it is. 
+Columbus first landed on the island of San Salvador, not to be confused with
+the country, El Salvador. Both are named after Our Saviour, an idea he
+and other explorers were very much into. 
+
+       (Ok - what I was referring to is this anti-Columbus rhetoric that has
+been going around, especially this year since it is the 500th anniversary
+of his discovery.  I don't think all the anti-Columbus hubub is productive.
+It's too late, we're here.  I just think it's a non-issue and people should
+focus on the actual problems of today.   -GZ)
+
+
+LETTER #2:
+
+I was reading a back issue of ATI and ran across an article about
+cops busting somebody for just because of suspicion. Well I got a
+story for you guys:
+
+
+  See I live in the States now but I'm from Tokyo. Last winter when I
+was going home for christmas I was stopped by US.Customs at Chicago's
+Ohare airport. Now I understand that an asian in a black suit with
+long hair looks suspicious.  But what really made me mad is the fact
+that they stopped me in the gateway to the plane. I was stopped by an
+officer at two feet from the plane. He asked me to open my attache
+case and read a statement that said if I had a shit load of cash or
+something illegal I would be busted.....So I opened my case which had
+nothing else than a shit load of floppy disks which I use for my
+work.(I'm a computer consultant for a company in Japan.)  Then the
+officer asked me why I had so many disks and I told him that it was
+my job. He looked at me and said "alright I'll let you go this
+time.  Enjoy your trip." WHAT THE FUCK IS HE TALKING ABOUT!  MY TRIP WAS
+MISERABLE AFTER THIS INCIDENT. ALL THE OTHER PASSENGERS STARED AT ME
+LIKE I WAS A MOBSTER.  EVEN THE FLIGHT ATTENDANTS LOOKED AT ME LIKE I
+WAS A CRIMINAL!!!!!!!11
+
+Anyway that's the story . I'm recovered from the emotional crash I
+had. But I thought I'll let you guys now.
+Thanx.
+
+
+        (Wow.  You had quite an ordeal at the hands of the k0pz.  What
+right did that k0p have to say "I'll let you go this time" as if you had
+done someting wrong?  That remark was totally un-called for, since he
+found no evidence that you were a criminal.  Read on for another
+shocking story of law enforcement excesses!    -GZ)
+
+
+LETTER #3:
+
+I run this bbs (nEON fOREST), so if someone from Finland needs
+to get ATI tell them to email Mail-Server@nforest.pulp.nullnet.fi or email me
+or call 981-515337 (22-06 GMT +2 only, 2400 bps). I have ATI #1-60 (except #9,
+could u please email it to me if it exists?) available on my board.
+
+cu & keep up the good work! 
+
+
+        (Thanks!  Also try this great BBS:  
+        Holiday Inn, Cambodia:  (510)689-8893
+        And read below for an explanation of "Issue #9"!!  -GZ)
+
+
+
+
+-------->  the story on issue #9  -------->
+
+        Here's the deal on what happened to issue #9.  At the time,
+Prime Anarchist was running ATI.  Prime put together a few issues all in
+one night, and uploaded them to various BBSs.  But, he did the issues on
+his friend Cygnus' Amiga, and good ol' Cygnus deleted issue #9 by mistake!
+By that time, it was too late to renumber the other issues, so ATI
+just forged ahead and left issue #9 in that cybernetic void Cygnus consigned
+it to.  
+        That's the story!
+
+
+--------->  the story on Cygnus   --------> 
+
+        After suffering extreme torture for deleting issue #9, Cygnus
+put up a BBS, which became pretty popular.  Some of you have been asking
+about his BBS.  Well, he has to get the phone line for it re-installed,
+and he will then put the board back up.  We'll let you know when it's up!
+
+
+
+
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  PRIME ANARCHIST UPDATE!  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+
+Special Bulletin!!1!!@
+
+        We told you that Prime Anarchist was on a peace walk with Indians
+to arrive in Washington DC around Columbus Day.  The peace walk received
+media coverage from all three networks, and other media.  Prime was filmed
+by all three networks, including NBC, who filmed him in front of the
+Omaha, Nebraska military recruiting center. 
+        Well, Prime arrived in DC a few days ago ahead of the peace walk to
+begin the "Peoples' Fast for Justice and Peace in the Americas" with Dave
+Dellinger, Bryan Wilson, Scott Rutherford and others.  
+        The fasters will be on the east steps on the Capitol from 2-7 pm
+every day except Sunday until October 12th.  Go visit them.  Prime wants
+everyone to know about the fast.  Prime says:
+        "We're NOT looking to reach Congress or admin!  We wanna reach the
+PEOPLE!
+        "And that feels right!"
+
+. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 
+
+
+        Now for an opinion on the computer underground...Feel free to
+respond.
+
+
+
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+                The Problem of "Widebanding" Information
+
+                               by Anonymous
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+
+Information distribution has always been regarded highly by myself and I
+enjoy making information available to others.  Doing some research on a
+particular subject or overpriced 'out of the hands of the masses' commercial
+databases and publishing the results have always been a very rewarding and
+worthwhile past-time.  I would do research on certian subjects, publish my
+findings, or distribute a standard that is very hard to come by, and
+everyone would learn something, even myself.  Of course, once printed
+in a widely known publication, it is then handed to a few hundred security
+personnel as well as federal, state, and local law enforcement agents.  
+
+I guess you have to look at why we do what we do.  Is it to help out
+security officials in their $20 - $40,000 a year career,  or is it
+to have an edge on technical society?  
+
+
+What I am basically getting at is information should be diseminated,
+but not in magazines that feed security personel.  When The Omega and 
+White Knight wrote that article on Information America, they did not
+write it to notify Information America that they had been compromised
+and should promptly look into the matter.  But that is exactly what
+happened.  Not more than a few weeks after the article was widebanded out
+over the internet, all access was cut.  Now, information we once had access
+to is lost, and it will be a hell of a job to get it back.
+
+
+Widebanding information does not only benifit Governmental bodies, but also
+criminal organizations that have no qualms about EXPLOITING these 'advantages'.
+For example, it is widely known that some criminal organizations are massively
+hacking on the Long Distance companies for calling card numbers.  Because of
+this exploitation, it brings the heat down on everyone else.  Believe me, I
+don't particularly use calling cards, I have other ways, or I pay for my calls
+from MY home.  There are also reports of Red Boxes being massively produced and
+distributed, which had gotten Bellcore in a stink and dealing with Red-Box
+fraud has been moved up the priority list.  This may have gone on for many more
+years due to the small amount of activity.  But as soon as I see Joe dealer up 
+the street from me in using a radio shack RedBox on a payphone, it makes me 
+think how long will this last.
+
+
+I believe this is what also happened with the blue box.  But technical
+improvements would have nulled its use as well.  Well, not nulled it but made
+it detectable.  Also with the advance of out-of-band signaling, well.. you 
+know.  That is another topic.
+
+
+I believe in getting information out to those that want it.  But I don't want
+to hand feed the Feds our hard worked research on how to get into their 
+computer systems.  This information is going to be very valuable in the NEAR
+future.  Being able to gain access to large commercial and federal databases
+that is out of the reach of the individual is a nobel cause.  The current
+publishing and distrubting information onto the doorsteps of the fed and state
+and local authorities has got to stop.
+
+
+It wouldn't suprise me if there is a movement in the Fed right now to let the
+real hackers alone and focus on the dimwit-codes kiddies.  That way, we
+continue to feed them info on the weaknesses and vulnerabilities of their
+telecommuniations systems, billing computers/software, poor password
+protection, all basically, FOR FREE.  
+
+
+One of the basic tactics of system compromization was ignorance on the
+part of the system administrator.  Then it came down to software
+flaws, social engineering (which will continue to work, for a while
+anyway).  But if we keep feeding them all the info we discover for
+personal fame and recognition, we are going to continue to lock
+ourselves out of the very places we would like access to.  We must
+keep this information within the community and out of the hands of the
+fed and organized crime.  Let them do their own bloody research!
+
+
+You could also put it this way.  Here we are finding all these holes
+in security and such, and then publishing it.  Then Joe Mama working
+for security operations at AT&T is being paid 40Grand a year to read
+2600 and plug all the holes we find for free... gee.. we do all the
+research and this buttplug just uses the information we provide freely
+to get him another raise.  Its a tradgedy!
+
+
+I think you can see my point.  Its time to wake up and crawl out of our
+little idealogical cocoons. The information markets are deeply rooted into
+the ground.   Information is one of the hottest commodities. Do you really
+think that people are going to just open up their databases for all to
+access for free?  Or that credit information handling will be shifted from
+a commercial firm to the Federal government?  Hell no.  The buying and
+selling of information at competive prices is here to stay.  Public libraries
+are going to suffer, and become an antiquated system, always second to the
+commercial information archives.
+
+
+Why give information away for free when you can make a buck?
+
+
+That's the mode of thinking out there,sick but true. There's no fighting the
+mighty dollar.  One just has to 'work' with and around it.  Bend the infra-
+structure to your will.  I will continue to publish technical articles
+pertaining to communications systems in existance today, but, the holes found
+will not be widebanded to all.  Perhaps to some, and yes, eventually it will
+leak out, but I won't be knocking on AT&T's Security Operation's manager's
+door with a typed up, all fit for print article on how I just comprimised
+their AUTOPLEX network and how you can too.  
+
+
+As it stands, the free flow of information is costing us our access to
+otherwise unaccessable information.  The continued publishing of ACTUAL
+techniques WILL nullify them, maybe not right away, maybe not ever,
+but as soon as they are published they are seen by hacker and security groups
+world-wide.  The Security and Governmental agencies have gotten wind
+of this and are exploiting it.  The decision on what you feel should be
+published in a widely known publication is up to you.  Just keep in mind who
+is reading it.
+
+
+Thats the way it is.  Plain and simple.
+
+
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+And now, from the "Slices of Life" department, and the "THIS could happen
+to YOU!" department, we bring you...
+
+
+
+A  R  R  E  S  T  E  D  !           
+
+     by Justin Case
+
+
+
+    In late August 1992, 21 people were arrested in Tompkins Square
+Park in New York for "violting the curfew".  I was one of them.
+
+-----> Background
+
+    Tompkins Square Park was the only (or one of the few) park in Manhattan
+that didn't have a curfew, in the past.  It became a home to an
+increasing large number of homeless people, and a gathering place for
+political types, punks, people interested in them, as well as local
+people. 
+    The park was closed in 1991 for renovations.  It reopened in the week
+the aformentioned people were arrested, with a newly imposed midnight
+curfew.
+    All that week, protesters left the park slowly after midnight to protest
+the new curfew.  
+
+-----> The Incident
+
+    I met up with my friend "Tim" and went to the park.  As we walked down
+Avenue A, we saw a bunch of cops standing around, in riot gear.  That
+made us slightly nervous.
+    When we got to the park, people were hanging around talking and some
+were playing music.  We stood by the ones playing music.  
+    When it got closer to midnight, we saw a huge group of riot cops 
+assembled in the distance.  We couldn't even count them, there were so
+many.  Also, a group of supervisors made a semicircle around the gathering
+of people that were still in the park.  We spotted some people that we 
+thought were civilians standing within the semicircle of cops.  I asked one
+of the other people in the "gathering" about them, and learned they were
+plainclothes cops.
+    I asked that same person previously how the cops were responding to
+people remaining in the park close to the curfew.  That person told me 
+that the cops were just escorting them out of the park.
+    A Parks Department truck drove by the gathering.  They may have been
+making an announcement, but those of us standing by the musicians 
+couldn't hear.
+    The gathering started to move out of the park, walking towards the
+7th. St./Ave. B exit.  The musicians were still playing as everyone
+walked.  I was at the head of the gathering, and was about 10 ft. away
+from the exit.  That's when it happened.
+    Suddenly, people started running, and screaming and yelling.  A line
+of unformed cops completely blocked the exit.  Undercover cops were
+grabbing people.  I couldn't find Tim and thought he may have been able
+to get to the fence and jump it.
+    I turned and saw two plainclothes cops fighting with a man they had
+against the fence.  Then they pushed him to the ground, still
+fighting.  It was scary.
+    I turned and kept looking for Tim.  I finally saw him, cuffed and 
+being led away by a plainclothes cop.  The cop asked him, "Is THIS
+your friend?" and Tim answered yes.
+    Another plainclothes cop came over to me and asked the one who had
+Tim something like "what about him?" (indicating me) and was told,
+"NO! HE'S IN TOO!" At that point, two more cops ran over and the *three*
+of them grabbed me and cuffed me.  The cops were using these thick plastic
+strips instead of handcuffs, which they tied extremely tight around my
+wrists.  It hurt a lot.
+    We were taken to the 7th Precinct, which doesn't handle the area where
+Tomkins Square Park is located.  Apparently they use the special area we
+were kept in as a place to bring "political" arrests.  We were put in
+two holding cells separating men and women.
+    What happened to most people arrested is that they were initially
+arrested by plainclothes cops and passed over to uniformed cops who 
+brought us to the station.
+    So by that time, I learned that we could be let go that night, or
+"put through the system" which meant being sent to Central Booking and 
+held 24-72 hours.  People who were arrested before or who had weapons or
+drugs on them would be sent to Central Booking.
+    Two separate people told me that there were 60 civilians still in
+the park, but that the cops didn't want to bother arresting and processing
+all of them.  They only arrested 21 people.  We were the "lucky" ones.
+That's what the plainclothes cop who yelled "he's in too" meant.  They
+picked the ones they were going to arrest.
+    I later learned there were 100 riot cops there from a newspaper
+article.  I observed about 15-20 plainclothes cops, and 20 or more
+supervisors.
+    I heard a few stories about how the cops treated the people who
+were arrested.  First there's my story of the extremely painful
+plastic handcuffs (which also scratched my wrists).  A woman told me
+that she had an object with two spikes on her keychain and one of the
+plainclothes cops took it off her and said "Oh she's a real tough bitch,
+isn't she?  Let's try these out on her!", but luckily didn't touch her.
+A man told me that when the cops started grabbing people he was on one of the
+park benches trying to wake up someone sleeping, and a few unformed cops
+approached him.  They didn't say a word to him, just stuck him in the chest
+with a billy club and arrested him.  Two men who were riding bicycles at the
+time of the arrests were knocked off their bicycles.  One of them had a
+(previously injured) fingernail that fell off because he was shoved around.
+Another man had his messenger bag cut off his shoulder by the cops.
+    For some reason (which I'll never know) some seargeant (or whatever he
+was) took a dislike to me and approcahed me while I was standing by the 
+door of the holding cell.  He got all in my face and told me I was in a
+lot of trouble and that I could think about it while I was in Central
+Booking and I would get out *Monday morning* (remember, it was Friday
+night.  This meant 2 1/2 days in jail).  
+    Five minutes later, I was let out.  
+    I was the second one let out.  The others were let out soon after that,
+one at a time.  Two people were sent to Central Booking, one because he
+had a (legally available) firecracker on him, which the cops consider to
+be 1/2 (or maybe 1/4) stick of dynamite.  Except the two sent to Central
+Booking, we were given summonses and charged with the "violation of 
+curfew", a Parks Dept. regulation.
+
+-----> The Court Appearance & Aftermath
+
+    We were all given the same date and place for our court appearance.
+The well-known attorney William Kunstler sent one of his attorneys, Ron
+Kuby to defend us. 
+    Kuby told us he would make a motion that we all be given ACD's, which
+is Adjournment in Contemplation of Dismissal.  An ACD means that
+if the defendant doensn't get arrested again within the following six months,
+the case would be dismissed.
+    We were all brought up in front of the judge three at a time.  The
+judge granted us all ACD's.  One man had his case dismissed outright 
+because the summons was done improperly.
+    I have been to the Tompkins Square area a few times since my arrest.
+That area is handled by the 9th Precinct of the NYPD.  Almost every
+time I've been back in that area, cops have waved to me or pointed at me,
+etc.  One time, I was at a restaurant sitting with a bunch of people at
+some outdoor tables.  My back was to the street.  Someone at my table told
+me to turn around because the cops were looking at me.  I turned around
+to see two cops in a 9th Precinct car glaring at me.  They stared for
+a minute, then took off.
+    That's my story!
+
+
+GROUND ZERO says:
+
+    Hey, I wrote a little ditty about the above story:
+
+While strolling through the park one eve
+When I was just about to leave,
+I was taken by surprise
+By 100 riot cops
+While strolling through the park one eve!
+
+    Ok, so it doesn't completely rhyme.  Sue me.
+
+    
+. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 
+
+
+The Partnership for a Free America			July 24, 1992
+Contact: Sameer Parekh 708-362-9659			For immediate release
+
+LIBERTYVILLE HIGH SCHOOL GROUP TO WORK FOR CIVIL LIBERTIES
+
+LIBERTYVILLE - A group of Libertyville High School students have formed
+an organization in the Libertyville area to protect the civil liberties
+of the people in the high school and community.  The group, known as the
+Partnership for a Free America, will educate the people about their
+rights, provide a support resource for those people whose rights have
+been violated, and abolish laws which the Partnership feels violate the
+people's rights. 
+	In order to protect the civil liberties of the people in the
+community properly, the Partnership believes that it is necessary that
+the people learn exactly what their rights are.  Because of this, a
+major facet of the Partnership's actions will be informing the people
+about their rights.  RThe government has been violating the peopleUs
+rights, and the mass media have been telling them to accept it,S said
+Partnership founder Sameer Parekh at the Cafe Kismet in Waukegan on July
+24th. 
+	The Partnership will provide a support resource for people who
+feel they have been deprived of due process.  RWhen the people are
+united,S Parekh believes, Rit is more difficult to oppress them.S
+	The Partnership will also work to abolish the curfew laws in the
+area because members believe that the government should not act as the
+parents of the people, and that the laws violate the fourteenth
+amendment to the Constitution.  RThe only people who have a right to set
+a childUs curfew are his or her parents.  This law is almost as
+discriminatory as the Jim Crow laws of the early 20th century,S said
+Parekh. 
+	Other laws which the Partnership will work to remove are the
+drug laws.  This countryUs drug problem, members of the Partnership
+believe, is the result of the laws themselves, not because of the drugs. 
+RThe black market itself causes the Tdrug-relatedU violence and,
+according to a study done by The Cato Insitute, 80 percent of
+Tdrug-relatedU deaths.  A clean, inexpensive, supply available at any
+Osco Pharmacy would eliminate these problems,S Parekh said, commenting
+upon this aspect of the Partnership's actions. 
+	The Partnership for a Free America qualifies under tax code
+section 509(a)(2), and is thus tax-exempt under section 501(c)(3).  The
+Partnership is working to formalize this status.  One-year memberships
+are available for $15 to adults and $10 to students.  This includes a
+subscription to the Partnership's newsletter The Free Journal and a 10%
+discount on promotional products.  For more information, contact Sameer
+Parekh at 708-362-9659. 
+---------------------------
+                    The Partnership for a Free America
+                       Membership/Mailing List Form
+ 
+Name_____________________________________________________________________
+Address__________________________________________________________________
+City________________________________________State______Zip________-______
+Phone Number (___) ____- ______ E-mail address___________________________
+ 
+Membership benefits
+*       Guaranteed subscription to _The Free Journal_
+*       Notification of rallies, other action (whether sponsored by the
+        Partnership or not)
+*       10% discount on all sales of promotional products
+*       Spiffy-looking membership card
+*       The knowledge that you are doing something to preserve the
+        country's freedom
+*       Priority access to the PartnershipUs information archive
+        (Nonmembers will have access, of course, but members have
+        priority in the event that copies are unavailable)
+ 
+Mailing list benefits
+*       Subscription to _The Free Journal_
+*       Notification of rallies, etc.
+>       (Mailing list benefits depend upon the monetary resources of
+        the Partnership--if the Partnership does not have enough money,
+        then mailing list benefits will be suspended.)
+ 
+( ) Mailing list (No fee) ( ) Student membership ($10) ( ) Adult membership
+($15)
+ 
+        Sustaining Memberships:
+( ) Patron ($25)  ( ) Sponsor ($50)   ( ) True Freedom Fighter ($100)
+Sustaining members will receive recognition in the _Journal_ if they desire.
+If you are a sustaining member and would like recognition, please mark here.
+RECOGNITION:...	(_)
+ 
+Any additional donations would be welcomed
+ 
+I enclose....................................................$_______._____
+ 
+Send to:
+The Partnership for a Free America
+c/o Sameer Parekh
+829 Paddock Lane
+Libertyville, IL 60048-3743
+ 
+Make check or money order payable to "Sameer Parekh"
+ 
+How, or from whom did you learn about the Partnership for a Free America?
+_________________________________________________________________________
+_________________________________________________________________________
+ 
+ 
+-- 
+Sameer_Parekh zane@ddsw1.MCS.COM zane@infopls.chi.il.us
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+Anonymous mail to ap.2363@cupid.sai.com |   - Robert A. Heinlein
+Thu Jul 30 01:20:45 1992 US Debt: $4,001,820,545,051 Per capita: $15,687
+
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+
+NEW ARCHIVE SITE!
+
+    Yup, ATI has a new ftp site.  It's:
+
+    ftp.css.itd.umich.edu
+
+    That site has a lot of other cool political articles.  You can 
+even submit articles there.  So check it out today.  The indivdual
+running that site also gave us the following info - how to ftp by email,
+for those of us who don't have full net access.  Read on!
+
+
+How to get your ftp documents from the site via email
+
+DEC offers a public service of sending ftp documents through
+the mail.  It takes about a day to process, and is
+unforgiving of errors, but it definitely works, and can
+easily be used by people without shell access or proper
+types of connectivity.
+
+If you want the full instruction sheet, do this:
+
+mail ftpmail@pa.dec.com
+subject: <return>
+help<ret>
+quit<ret>
+<end message>
+
+
+To actually get a document from this site, do this:
+
+mail ftpmail@pa.dec.com
+subject: <any--server ignores subject>
+reply <your@address.here>
+connect ftp.css.itd.umich.edu<ret>   <-- assumes anonymous
+ascii<ret>
+chdir /poli/<directory you want here>
+get <filename>   <-- you can request up to ten files
+quit<ret>
+<end message>
+
+
+To get an index of articles on the site, do this:
+
+mail ftpmail@pa.dec.com
+subject: <any>
+reply <your@address.here>
+connect ftp.css.itd.umich.edu<ret>
+ascii<ret>
+chdir /poli<ret>
+get _index<ret>
+quit<ret>
+<end message>
+
+
+That's all.  You will get three messages back--one will be a
+confirmation of your order.  The second will be the
+document[s] you requested.  The third will be a transcript
+of your session.  The server will automatically divide all
+documents into 50k chunks.  If your mail system needs
+smaller chunks, obtain the "help" instructions to learn more
+commands.  NOTE:  All documents in /poli are ASCII text.
+
+If you have problems with the service, contact:
+
+ftpmail-request@pa.dec.com, and DO NOT send mail to the DEC
+postmaster. And do not send it to me.
+
+Thanks.
+
+! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
+
+
+        Whew!  That was a long issue.  Hope you liked it.  Watch
+for ATI62 s00n!  Be k00l!
+
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+PUMP-CON RAIDED!  2600 MEETING IN D.C. RAIDED!  914 HACKER RAIDED!
+DETAILS FOLLOW.
+
+
+*****
+*******
+   ** **
+   ** **
+*******
+*****      activist
+            times
+      **     incorporated!
+      **
+********
+********
+      **
+      **
+
+**    **
+**    **
+********
+********
+**    **        ...
+**    **       .   .
+               . 62.
+                ...
+
+Issue #62     November-11-1992
+
+U.S. Mail:                       Our Usenet newsgroup: alt.society.ati
+           ATI
+           PO Box 2501
+           Bloomfield, NJ 07003
+           U.S.A.
+
+Our net address:  gzero@tronsbox.xei.com
+
+ATI's Insane Staff:
+
+      Ground Zero - publisher, editor, writer
+      Prime Anarchist - editor, writer
+      Media Assassin - crass columnist
+      Geraldo Riviera - sleazy news columnist
+      Writing/Research Staff: The Happy Hacker, Fah-Q, MAC???, Justin Case,
+       and other occasional contributors
+
+
+
+    Hi, folks!  Welcome to ATI62!  We've gots lots of interesting and
+important information in this issue.
+    Welcome to all of our new readers.  Hope you enjoy ATI
+    Read on!
+
+
+LETTERS!!@$%!
+
+
+LETTER #1:
+
+I Really loves the ATI MAG!
+
+L8r.
+
+(Thanks!! -GZ)
+
+
+
+LETTER #2:
+
+RE: "The Problem of 'Widebanding' Information" by Anonymous (ATI61)
+
+The author of that article failed to point out any alternatives to the
+setup the computer underground has now.  How can information be shared
+without compromising it, or having it fall into the wrong hands?
+
+(I don't know..maybe if everyone sent in suggestions we can come up
+with some solution.  Send in your ideas, people! -GZ)
+
+
+
+LETTER #3:
+
+i have encountered my first [sort of] realtime issue of ati under
+interesting circumstances...in the course of a trip, and accessing this
+account through a sort of loophole [physically i am in australia, where
+i have *no* accounts!] in the network of a uni at which i have never been
+a student..
+
+and then to read justin case's story 'arrested', (from ATI61) when just to
+my rear are the Brisbane city gardens which appears to be intensively
+policed each weekend, mostly to drive out drug use and dealing and homeless
+kids i suppose, and on my way here i saw two police getting a guy to blow
+into a bag... it's intersting how topical a.t.i suddenly feels! :)
+
+
+
+LETTER #4:
+
+Thanks for publishing the story "Arrested" by Justin Case.  I wonder how
+many tax dollars were wasted in that fiasco by the City of New York.
+
+
+
+
+GROUND ZERO says:
+
+        Ok, people.  We got some other comments on the "Arrested!" article.
+Let's do this:  Last issue we published "Arrested!", and also the story
+of a young Japanese man who was harrased by law enforcement while he was
+trying to board a plane.  If YOU have a story about being arrested under
+questionable circumstances, or being wrongly harrased by police or other
+law enforcement agents, send it in.
+        And do read on for yet another shocking story of an encounter with
+the police: the raiding of (hacker meeting) PUMP-CON!!!
+
+
+!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+And again, from our "Slices of Life" department and our "THIS could
+happen to YOU!" department, we bring you...
+
+
+                  PUMP-CON RAIDED!!!!
+
+
+(one of the persons listed below is Mayhem..) (sigh)
+
+Computer Access Arrests In NY 11/03/92
+GREENBURGH, NEW YORK, U.S.A., 1992 NOV 3 (NB) -- The
+Greenburgh, New York Police Department has announced the arrest of
+three individuals, Randy P. Sigman, 40; Ronald G. Pinz, Jr, 21; and Byron
+J. Woodard, 18 for the alleged crimes of Unauthorized Use Of A computer
+and Attempted Computer Trespass, both misdemeanors. Also arrested was
+Jason A. Brittain, 22  in satisfaction of a State of Arizona Fugitive From
+Justice warrant.
+
+The arrests took place in the midst of an "OctoberCon" or "PumpCon"
+party billed as a "hacker get-together" at the Marriott Courtyard Hotel in
+Greenburgh. . The arrests were made at approximately 4:00 AM on
+Sunday morning, November 1st. The three defendants arrested for
+computer crimes were granted $1,000 bail and will be arraigned on
+Friday, November 6th.
+
+Newsbytes sources said that the get together, which had attracted up to
+sixty people, had dwindled to approximately twenty-five when, at 10:00
+Saturday night, the police, in response to noise complaints arrived and
+allegedly found computers in use accessing systems over telephone lines.
+The police held the twenty-five for questioning and called in Westchester
+County Assistant District Attorney Kenneth Citarella, a prosecutor versed
+in computer crime, for assistance. During the questioning period, the
+information on Brittain as a fugitive from Arizona was obtained and at
+4:00 the three alleged criminal trespassers and Brittain were charged.
+
+Both Lt. DeCarlo of the Greenburgh police and Citarella told Newsbytes
+that the investigation is continuing and that no further information is
+available at this time.
+
+(Barbara E. McMullen & John F. McMullen/19921103)
+
+--
+
+
+------->  more info on the "Pump-Con" raid!!!   by Ground Zero
+
+
+        The police arrived around 10 pm with the hotel manager and entered
+the room.  They took computer printouts that they saw lying around,
+and left.  But they detained all 25 people in the room.
+        Some people question the legality of the police taking those
+printouts, but others claim that since the printouts were in "plain
+sight", they did not need a warrant to take the items.
+        The police returned with a search warrant around 1:30 am.
+        Every one of the 25 people detained in the room was questioned, and
+also frisked.  Two of the 25 people were females, and they were frisked
+by male officers who made sexually harrasing comments while
+frisking them, such as "lift up your shirt," etc.
+        It was revealed that one man who was being detained was in the
+military and had a security clearance.  The police could not question him
+because of this.  That individual was taken away by MP's (military police)
+and interrogated by them.
+        One young man who was being interrogated by the police was so
+upset over the situation that he puked all over the floor and expressed
+concern that this incident might prevent him getting a job with the CIA
+in the future (gee, a GREAT career aspiration!).
+        The police made four arrests, and finally let the others go
+around 7:30 am.  It was quite a disturbing experience for all, especially
+for that poor fellow who puked all over the place (Remember the "poem"
+called "Slipping on Chunks" that appeared in ATI60?  Well, we're doing
+a "Slipping on Chunks II" in this issue in honor of this occasion!!).
+
+
+-------> RELATED STORY: 914 hacker raided 5 days after Pump-Con raid!!
+
+
+        A 914 hacker was raided on Thursday, Nov. 5.  Pretty interesting
+timing, eh?  (Greenburgh, NY is in the 914 NPA)
+
+
+-------> 2600 Meeting in DC Raided!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
+
+        2600 Magazine (a quarterly magazine discussing hacking, phreaking,
+etc.) holds meetings on the first Friday of the month in New York City,
+Washington DC, San Francisco, and other cities.
+        On Friday, Nov. 6, the mall security in the mall where the DC
+2600 meeting is held raided the 2600 meeting.  They stated they were
+making this raid on behalf and at the request of the United States Secret
+Service.  No further information is available at this time, but we'll
+pass along anything else we hear about this.
+
+
+        The 914 and DC raids are very disturbing in light of the fact that
+they occurred less than a week after the Pump-Con incident.  What's
+going on?  The Newsbytes article featured stated that "the investigation
+is continuing".  Are these raids an "Operation Sundevil II"?
+
+
+......and now..............................
+
+
+                      "Slipping on Chunks II"
+                         a New York Story
+                      By Ground Zero and Grey
+
+
+The gang and I were walking down St. Mark's Place
+This drunk chick was puking
+It was such a disgrace!
+Later some people were in the very same spot
+We yelled, "You're standing in puke!"
+They were really shocked
+They were slipping on chunks!
+
+Justin went to Tompkins Square Park
+He got arrested
+It was hell!
+He puked all over the cops' holding cell!
+They were slipping on chunks!
+
+We went to Roy Rogers
+Fried chicken is what we got
+When we ate it
+We puked all over the parking lot!
+We were slipping on chunks!
+
+Jon went to a gay bar
+On Christopher Street
+When he left
+He puked all over this bum's feet
+The bum was slipping on chunks!
+
+The cops raided Pump-Con
+They busted down the door!
+When they interrogated Brian,
+He blew chunks all over the floor!
+They were slipping on chunks!
+
+Brian wants to go to work for the CIA
+The New World Order
+Will make him puke every day
+He'll be slipping on chunks!
+
+
+.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.'.
+
+Subject: New Tax Bill Being Debated at 2 a.m. EDT
+         October 6, 1992
+
+
+Just some current events, happening as I write. I'm watching C-SPAN's
+coverage of the U.S. House of Reps debate of the "Tax and Urban Aid
+Bill." This is basically the main tax code bill.
+
+It's nearly 2 a.m., Eastern time, though only 11 p.m out here in
+California (so I'll be able to watch the circus for a few more hours).
+
+What's shocking--but not surprising--is that nearly all the members
+getting up to speak are freely admitting they have almost no idea of
+what's in the several hundred page bill! This is the last day of the
+session, so they're all sitting there at 2 a.m. (and they may still be
+there by the time some of you read this Tuesday morning!), getting
+increasingly punchy...the better to debate such a bill, I suppose.
+
+We in the U.S. will be living with the consequences of bills like this
+for years, bills written by staffers and unseen by our elected
+representatives (not that that would make a huge difference!). Some
+taxes are being cut, but others are increasing. Riders are attached to
+punish some, reward others. (Needless to say, cutting spending in a
+serious way is not considered seriously.)
+
+The old saw is that one should never see sausages--or law--being made.
+I disagree--watching how this process operates is highly instructive,
+if depressing.
+
+(Final update before I sign off: It's after 2, now, and they're barely
+making progress. This may go on 'til dawn. And none of them admits to
+knowing what's in the bill!)
+
+--
+..........................................................................
+Timothy C. May         | Crypto Anarchy: encryption, digital money,
+tcmay@netcom.com       | anonymous networks, digital pseudonyms, zero
+408-688-5409           | knowledge, reputations, information markets,
+W.A.S.T.E.: Aptos, CA  | black markets, collapse of governments.
+Higher Power: 2^756839 | RSA MailSafe Public Key: by arrangement
+
+
+
+GROUND ZERO says:
+
+        Can you believe it?  The House is trying to pass bills that they
+haven't even READ?!?!?!?  Let's PLEASE get some people in office that
+care about what happens to this country.
+
+
+
+
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+
+
+
+           A Few Words on the (cough) Election
+               by Ground Zero
+
+
+
+        November 3rd was indeed a sad night for me.  Bill "Slick Willy"
+Clinton was elected.
+        I had hoped Bush would make a comeback.  Not that I like Bush.
+But almost ANYONE was better than having Slick Willy.  I would have
+even rather have Perot as President.
+        Slick Willy has a severe credibility problem, in light of his
+draft-dodging, lying about extramarital affairs, and other issues.  His
+record of Governor of Arkansas is poor, and Arkansas rates in the bottom
+five of all the states in many areas.  He plans to work with our
+Democrat Congress to push his social engineering, resulting in
+$150 billion in new taxes (according to his own figures).  He also plans
+to impose a 1.5% payroll tax on businesses to fund a "worker retraining
+program", and plans to force businesses to provide health care to
+workers - both policies will result in a lot of small businesses folding,
+and small businesses provide over 50% of all jobs in the U.S.
+        Yet in spite of all that I mentioned above, Slick Willy was
+elected.
+        Listen up.  Slick Willy's policies will being economic devastation to
+the U.S.  He will bring in the P.C. (politically correct) crowd to
+D.C.  His administration will break the record in number of scandals
+(that's one of my own predictions).
+        Also, Slick Willy was "auditioned" by the Bilderbergers, a group
+that is part of the shadow world government (the New World Order) in
+1991, and it was decided that these powers would back him financially,
+and also direct the media to favor his candidacy.  Slick Willy is a member
+of the Bilderbergers and also possibly the Trilateral Commission, another
+New World Order organization (more on this on our long-upcoming New
+World Order article!)
+        In the coming issues, we will being you more information on Clinton
+that will illustrate just what kind of President we are getting.
+
+        In the meantime, some background info on Clinton..
+
+
+
+
+
+
+           "The Clinton of the Past"   by The Pawn
+
+
+        The Clintons are the ultimate networkers of their generation.  But
+what does their "circle of friends" look like?  In crises and private
+moments, who will they turn to?
+        It was a kitchen cabinet--- literally.  In the summer of 1991, as
+he was inching toward running for president, Bill Clinton would convene
+informal breakfasts in the kitchen of the Arkansas governor's mansion in
+Little Rock.  Seated around the central counter, Clinton and his wife,
+Hillary Rodham Clinton,would talk things over with two of their best
+friends, Bruce and Bev Lindsey, and a procession of other guests.
+At the end of one particulary intense chat, Bruce Lindsey had a question.
+"Bill," he asked in mock distress. "What do we do if we win?"
+        Everyone laughed.
+        Clinton will bring to Washington a new style and set of social
+assumptions.  His circle, and his campaign, is full of husband-and-wife
+teams like his own and the Lindseys'.  It woud be the first administration to
+draw fully on a rising cadre of career women trained for law and politics.
+It probably would be the first to include a number of activist gays and
+lesbians.  Though it would contain its share of people of wealth, its ethos
+would be informal.  Last week Clinton campaign chairman Mickey Kantor--a
+high-priced Los Angeles lawyer by trade---was ferried around Washington in a
+student's battered Toyota.
+        A closer look at the many networks that compose Clinton's World and
+the poliitical lessons and people who come with them:
+        ARKANSAS-When Clinton's candidacy seemed to be falling apart in New
+Hampshire last winter, a group of friends called the Arkansas Travelers took
+to their cars and buses and drove north.  They were led by Arkasas Sen. David
+Pryor--Whose crisis aid will not be forgotten when it comes to making key
+appointments.  They took out newspaper ads with their home phone numers,
+urging locals to call for the good word on their hero.  Thousands did.
+        Clinton today counts among his closest friends a core of Arkansans
+from the buisness and legal worlds.  Besides Lindsey, they include Hillary's
+law partners and Jim Blair, counsel to the giant Tyson's Foods.  Perhaps
+Clinton's closest friend in the buisness world is Little Rock's Thomas F.
+(Mack) McLarty, whom he met at Boys' State and who now runs the powerful
+Arkansas-Louisiana Gas Co.
+        These friends tempered Clinton's early, Naderesque attitude toward
+business--and his personal connections to them have sometimes given rise to
+conflict-of-interest charges.  Clinton has learned to live cheek by jowl with
+a business community that has more clout and cash than most outsiders realize.
+Among those who have raised money in million-dollar hunks for his campaign is
+Alice Walton, daughter of the late Sam Walton.
+        COLLEGE DAYS-Clinton didn't perform the traditional act of political
+networking in his home state: attending the University of Arkansas Law School
+in Fayetteville.  Instead, he made his earliest Arkansas political contracts
+in Washington, as a student at Georgetown.  While working as a student intern
+for Sen. William Fulbright, he met Bruce Lindsey, who later became a top aide
+to Pryor.
+        Clinton was the president of Georgetown's class of 1968; the president
+of the class of '67 was Roger Altman, who went on to become rich as an
+investment banker.  Altman, now an adviser and important fund raiser for
+Clinton, is a leading contender for a top economic post in a Clinton
+administration.  As an offical in the Carter administration Treasury
+Department, Altman assembled in the private financing of the Chrysler
+bailout--a hair-raising government resuce that left him skeptical of using
+such "interventions" as a pattern.  "they shouldn't constitue any norm," he
+says.
+        It is the way of Clinton's world that networks double back and
+interweave--often due to Hillary Clinton's own wide circle of contacts.
+Altman, for example, reconnected with the Clintons when he served with her
+on the board of the Children's Television Workshop in New York.  The epicenter
+of Hillary's circle is Wellesley College, where, in 1966, she became the first
+student to give a commencement address.  Helping women gain elective office
+has been a constant theme ever since.  Hillary and several other members of
+the "Wellesley Network" were important early supporters of the National
+Women's Political Caucus, says longtime Clinton aide Betsey Wright.  It was
+this group, in fact, that persuaded Wright to move to Arkansas in 1982 to
+become Bill Cliton's chief of staff.  The Wellesley Network lives:  Hillary's
+classmate Janice Piercy recently left her post with the MacArthur Foundation
+in Chicago to codirect the Clinton transistion team's talent search.
+        YALE-Reich's most important influence was to urge Clinton to join him
+in attending Yale Law School, an institution that placed supreme faith in the
+ability of law to improve society as a whole, and not merely settle disputes.
+The famous credo, recalls Clinton classmate disputes.  The famous credo,
+recalls Clinton classmate Nancy Bekavac, was: At Harvard Law, you learn what
+the law is; at Yale you learn what it ought to be.  Bill Clinton and Hillary
+Rodham arrived at Yale during a time of unprecedented ferment in the law, as
+teachers there were studying how to extend the theories of civil-rights law to
+women's and children's rights.
+        At Yale, Hillary was inspired by an earlier gradute of the school,
+Marian Wright Edelman, a civil-rights attorney who would soon found the
+Children's Defense Fund.  Edelman, a power in Washington child-welfare
+circles, remains one of Clinton's closet friends--and a frequently mentioned
+candidate for a post in a Clinton cabinet.  Hillary's legal activism led to
+other connections.  As chair of the Legal Services Corp. in the Carter years,
+she met Mickey Kantor, a former poverty lawyer who quickly became a close
+friend--and one of the first major party insiders to champion Clinton as a
+presidential candidate.
+        OXFORD-While Clinton's draft maneuvering at Oxford has gotten the ink,
+the more important events involved the fellow Rhodes scholars he met there.
+"Rhodes scholars," says columnist Michael Kinsley (who was one), "tend to
+combine a genuine, naive idealism with a fiar amount of opportunistic
+scheming."  Two of the most influential in Clinton's world are Robert B.
+Reich, now a prolific author and lecturer at Harvard, and Ira Magaziner, a
+buisness consultant based in Providence, R.I. Magaziner gained early fame at
+Brown University, where he led a drive for a "new curriculum" that gave
+students more choice in courses and room for individual initiative.  He later
+tried, unsuccessfully, to persuade Rhode Island to turn itself into an
+entrepreneurial "greenhouse" with a sweeping program of state money and
+regulatory changes.
+        Both men are longtime proponents of what Reich calls "public
+investment economics."  When George Bush derided Clintonites as a nest of
+"European-style social engineers," he meant Reich and Magaziner.  Their growth
+strategy relies on redesigning "infrastructure"--everything from railroads to
+antitrust laws to worker-retraining programs--to help the country compete in
+global markets.  Manipulating the money supply, tax rates or consumer demand
+sn't enough, they argue.
+        Clinton reads their work carefully, and they return the favor.  When
+author David Osborne--a guru of practical "New Paradigm" political
+thinking--was looking for governors to profile, Reich urged him to go to
+Arkansas.  Osborne's favorable reviews helped him to go to Arkansas.
+Osborne's favorable reviews helped establish Clinton with the think-tank and
+policy-wonk set.
+        The Rhodes network itself continues to be important in Clinton's
+world.  One of the most important figures in the campaign is George
+Stephanopoulos, a Rhodes scholar from Columbia who is Clinton's unflappable
+communications director.  Another is issues director Bruce Reed, from
+Princeton.
+        THE ANTIWAR CRUSADE-Much has been made about Clinton's protest
+activities and travels.  But again, what matters more is the Americans he met
+along the way, in England and back in the United States.  One was leftist
+writer Derek Shearer, son of an editor at Parade magazine and now
+brother-in-law of another close frined at Oxford, journalist (and fellow
+Rhodes scholar) Strobe Talbott of Time.  Activist-turned-campaigners provided
+Clinton with his first entree into national politics.  At Oxford, he
+befriended antoher fellow Rhodes, Rick Stearns, who in turn introduced Clinton
+to a wide circle of antiwar activists.  That led Clinton, in 1970, to work in
+the Connecticut Senate campaign of Joe Duffey.  Duffey (now the president of
+American University in Washington) and his wife, Anne Wexler (a leading
+corporate lobbyist), remain close friends of the Clintons--and another pair of
+ptential administration figures.  Stearns also found a job for Clinton, in the
+McGovern campaign in Texas.  There, in 1972, he first worked with Betsey
+Wright.  Ten years later she became his chief of staff in Little Rock.
+        By 1974, when he ran unsuccessfully for Congress at the age of 28,
+Clinton was able to tap a national network of astonishing breadth.  Though a
+political novice, records show that he greatly outspent the Republican
+incumbent, John Paul Hammerschimidt.  That network has ramined financially
+loyal to this day.
+        In this presidential campaign, the antiwar network provided Clinton
+with another crucial circle of friends: the gay and lesbian community.  A
+clinton ally from those times is David Mixner.  Now a Los Angeles business
+consultant and leading gay activist, Mixner has raised more than $3 million
+for Clinton.
+        RENAISSANCE-Southern progressives established their own informal,
+bipartisan vacation retreat in 1981, and it has provided the Clintons with
+another network.  Founded by Phil Lader, who at the time was the president of
+the Sea Pines Co., the "Renaissance Weekend" brings to Hilton Head each New
+Year's a varied group to discuss everything from politics to personal growth.
+The Clintons have been attending since 1984.  At one discussion session a few
+years ago, Clinton insisted that politicians deserved a "zone of privacy"--and
+won substantial applause for what, in effect, was a tryout of the arguments he
+would later make in his presidential campaign.
+        THE GOVERNORS-Governors of large states regard the National Governors'
+association and its subgroups as a Rotary Club for obscure politicians.  But
+from his first year as governor, in 1979, Clinton was a model participant,
+willing to do the scut work while others talked.  Clinton remains especially
+close to progressive governors of smaller Southern state like his own.  One
+who is touted as a possible Clinton White House insider is former South
+Carolina governor Richard Riley.  He and others fought for improved education,
+increased foreign investment and a nondogmatic approach to using government as
+an engine of economic growth in low-tax states.  "If you know the history of
+the South you know we think education is THE answer," sys Riley.
+        Others in Clinton's gubernatorial pantheon include Georgia Gov. Zell
+Miller and former governors Jim Blanchard of Michigan, Bruce Babbitt of
+Arizona and Ray Mabus of Mississippi.  Any or all of them could end up in a
+Clinton administration where management by governors could be a hallmark.  "we
+had to learn to do more with less," says Riley, "and that may be a lesson with
+the nation needs."
+        THE DLC-Once derided by Jesse Jackson as "Democrats for the Leisure
+Class," the Democratic Leadership Council became one of Clinton's newest and
+most important networks--the last one he assembled before he launched his
+campaign.  Founded by centrist Democrats, many of them Southerners upset by
+the 1984 Mondale campaign, the DLC knit together like-minded elected
+officials.  It also launched a think tank, the Progressive Policy institute,
+which has been a spawning ground for many of the New Paradigm ideas--such as
+national service in exchange for college loans--that Clinton now champions and
+will undoubtedly propose to Congress if he is elected.  The group has
+contributed to the Clinton campaign one of its top advisers, political
+economist Robert Shapiro.  The DLC served another important function for
+Clinton.  It hooked him up with Wall Street and other leading business types,
+who became major contributors.
+        THE CAMPAIGN-The last circle of friends to fall into place was Bill
+Clinton's own campaign.  Tried by fire in the New Hampshire and New York
+primaries, campaign aides developed a hit-'em-back-harder style that could
+carry over into a Clinton administration--and be troublesome.  Besides the
+Lindseys, Wright, Kantor, Stephanopoulos, this new network includes polltaker
+Stan Greenberg, media advisers Frank Greer and Mandy Grunwald, campaign
+manager David Wilhelm, spin doctors James Carville and Paul Begala,
+spokesperson Dee Dee Myers and fund-raiser Rahm Emanuel.
+        Until now, the Clintons have been able to assemble their circles
+without having to choose among them.  In fact, some barely know the others
+exist.  But that will change if the Clintons make it to the Oval Office.
+Suddenly all friends will be visible--to each other and the nation.  On social
+policy, can the DLC types coexist with, say, gay-rights activists?  In
+economics, can his Little Rock business allies live with the "public
+investment" engineers?  In the end, Clinton's biggest challenge as president
+could be deciding which of the many frineds he's made he's willing to lose.
+
+...........................................................................
+Articled typed by The Pawn - Some info borrowed from Newsweek magazine and
+other sources.
+...........................................................................
+
+
+
+        That's all for ATI62!  Ciao!
+
+
+
+ATI, changing the way people read for over 4 years.
+ATI, a freedom paper.
+ATI, a way of life.
+ATI, more than just a newspaper, it's the rag read round the world.
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+*******
+   ** **
+   ** **
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+*****      activist
+            times
+      **     incorporated!
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+               . 63.
+                ...
+
+Issue #63     June-8-1993
+
+
+Our net address:  gzero@mindvox.phantom.com
+                  (We are experiencing difficulty with our newsgroup,
+                   alt.society.ati .  Will advise on that next issue!)
+
+
+ATI's Insane Staff:
+
+      Ground Zero - publisher, editor, writer
+      Prime Anarchist - editor, writer
+      Media Assassin - crass columnist
+      Geraldo Riviera - sleazy news columnist/fake investigative journalist
+      Writing/Research Staff: The Happy Hacker, Fah-Q, MAC???, Justin Case,
+       and other occasional contributors
+
+
+
+        Hi!@  Welcome to ATI63!  Yeah, we're sorry it took so long
+between issues.  That's the breaks!
+
+
+LETTERS!
+
+
+LETTER #1
+
+   hey d00dz, where is the article on the gn00 w0rld 0rdEr u promised!?
+
+        (It's coming!  Starting with this issue!  -GZ)
+
+
+LETTER #2
+
+I have had the pleasure of reading ALL your issues back to back.  Your
+magazine has given me an excellent perspective on life.  As I read your
+magazine, I grew with it, and extremely pleased to see that your
+magazine is so successful.  Don't change a thing!  As a result of reading
+your magazine and reading Abbie Hoffman, I have started to form an
+electronic mag, that is influenced by you folks.  Keep up the great work!
+
+        (Thanks!  -GZ)
+
+
+LETTER #3
+
+Subject:      your 'zine
+
+ATI is the greatest thing to happen to me in a long time... for so long I have
+been searching for the perfect 'zine. One that is easily accessible, fun to
+read, informative (but not to the point of being boring), interesting,
+up-to-date, factual, humorous, etc... ATI is all of these and more. Thank you
+so much for mailing me ATI, and I hope you'll continue to send me each new
+issue as they are released because I'm really looking forward to them!
+Finally, freedom of the press is intelligently exercised! Keep it up ATI!
+
+
+
+
+==============================================================================
+
+PUMP-CON / 914 RAID / MISC. UPDATE         by Geraldo Riviera
+                                             & Ground Zero
+
+        One of the attendees of Pump-Con wrote a rather sweeping indictment
+of Pump-Con and its attendees and his participation which appeared in
+Phrack 41 (No, we're not going to reprint it here - go get Phrack 41 and
+read the Loopback seciton - GZ).  Funny he didn't mention the alleged puking
+episode.  I wonder if the CIA reads Phrack?
+        Speaking of the CIA, anyone thinking of a career in the CIA might
+want to reconsider it, in light of the incident of two men being gunned
+down outside the CIA headquarters a few months ago.
+
+
+        At the press time of ATI62, we only knew of one 914 hacker being
+raided.  Actually, there were 5 hackers raided simultaneously
+in Putnam, Rockland and Westchester counties (in New York).  They are
+reported to be members of the group Phalcon Skism (sp.?).  They were
+hit with search warrants one week after Pump-Con.
+
+
+GROUND ZERO says:
+
+        I wrote a letter to Phrack protesting the way they referred to
+females in their accounts of SummerCon in Phrack 40.  I didn't think it
+was a major issue, but I wanted to voice my opinion on how they described
+how some of the SummerCon participants picked up some females, and
+their charachterizations of those females.  They actually printed my
+letter, but followed it with a parody (again, go read Phrack 41 Loopback
+section).
+        You see, Phrack described the encounter with these females as
+men (boys, actually) conquering the opposite sex.  But - I must share with
+you all that a certain unnamed SummerCon '91 participant had money and
+clothes stolen from him from females he picked up at SummerCon.
+        Print THAT, Phrack!
+
+
+ATI & GZ get some press!!!1
+
+        Yup, ATI was mentioned in the 'Zines section of the "Mondo 2000
+Guide to the New Edge".
+        And ATI was mentioned as being "highly anarcho-politcal" in
+Bruce Sterling's new book, _The Hacker Crackdown_ on page 89. Wow.
+        ATI was also mentioned in the new book, _Approching Zero_ by two
+Brits whose names I have forgotten.  It was mentioned on page 55.
+But also.. page 202-3 gives an account of a group called DPAK (misspelled
+in the book as "DPAC") that had a female member called "GZ" who
+"hacked MCI codes from her house for days".  We just ***know*** that
+they couldn't be talking about Ground Zero, especially since Ground Zero
+was never a member or even an associate of DPAK, and didn't hack c0deZzz.
+I know of a few limeys who should have worked harder on their research and
+checked the facts.  _Approching Zero_ also contains false (and
+slanderous) statements about Erik Bloodaxe and others.
+        And finally, ATI was mentioned in the latest issue of "Wired" in
+a book review by Bruce Sterling of  _The Illuminati_ by Christian
+economist Larry Burkette.  The review stated that ATI mentioned the book,
+but we did not.  Larry Burkettte's name came up in the Letters section
+of a recent issue, but that's it.  _The Illuminati_ is about an evil world
+government taking over and sounds interesting.
+
+
+! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
+
+        "Underground" Shortwave Station Jammed by U.S. Government-
+            ..and Later Burned Down!
+
+
+
+        WWCR is a shortwave Christian shorwave station located in
+Nashville, TN.  Its transmitter is located in Upton, Kentucky.  WWCR
+is not an ordinary Christian station.  Although you might hear some of
+the programs it carries on any Christian station, many of WWCR's
+programs, or even the majority of its programs are political.  Some of
+the programs WWCR carries are non-religious and purely political, and
+many of the religious programs discuss political issues.
+        Virtually all of the programs WWCR carries that discuss politics
+have a "populist" political viewpoint.  Populists are much like libertarians,
+in that they believe in very limited government.  They oppose high taxes,
+welfare programs and gun control.  They oppose the U.S. government's move
+to give up national sovereignty in favor of a world government.  They
+advocate self-sufficiency, on a personal and national level.
+        These programs on WWCR point out the antics of the U.S. government,
+and how our country is moving towards a world government, a mere
+puppet in the hands of global interests.  One program is called "Radio
+Free America", which is produced by Liberty Lobby, which publishes the
+weekly newspaper called _The Spotlight_.  RFA and _The Spotlight_ report
+on current events from a populist perspective.  Another show of interest
+on WWCR is called "Hour of the Time", which discusses current events, but
+also goes in-depth about the orgins of the one-world movement.
+        Just around last October (not long before the elections!), I
+encountered much difficulty in receiving WWCR, and thought it was due
+to atmospheric conditions.  I later received a mailing from one of the
+populist broadcasters on WWCR saying that WWCR was being jammed!  Some
+listeners traced the jamming to a U.S. Navy ship on the East Coast.  When
+they inquired as to why the Navy was jamming WWCR, the Navy stated that they
+they were testing RTTY (radio teletype) equipment.  RTTY has been
+obsolete for over 20 years!  And if they did have a valid reason for
+"testing" the equipment, the Navy had a multitude of frequencies to choose
+from.  Funny they picked WWCR's frequency!  Once WWCR was alerted to
+this practice, compaints to the FCC fell on deaf ears.
+        I wonder if the government would jam Rush Limbaugh?  (Then
+again, President Hillary and Slick Willy would if they could!)
+        But that's not the end of the story.  The jamming eventually
+stopped in January of February, but then, in March or April WWCR burned
+right down to the ground!  Nothing was saved!  And the cause of the
+fire (determined by fire investigators) was: ***ARSON***.
+        Hmm.  First they were jammed, then burned to the ground.  SOMEONE
+doesn't want people to hear what WWCR is saying.
+        BUT - WWCR is back on the air, as of about two weeks ago.  Give
+them a listen during the evening at 7.435 mhz.  Listen to "Radio Free
+America" at 10-12 pm EDT, then "Hour of the Time" from 12-1 am EDT.
+        Do listen.  You'll learn a lot. :)
+
+
+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-
+
+>From "Intelligence Newsletter", No. 202 (Oct. 8, 1992), Page 5, by O. Schimdt
+
+
+                    MAKING THE NEWS AND BOOKSTANDS
+
+
+The computer virus "threat" is back in the news with a new study by IBM
+specialist Jeffrey O. Kephart and on the bookstands with a French do-it-
+yourself build-your-own manual on viruses. According to Kephart of IBM's
+High Integrity Computing Laboratory, most previous theories on the "social
+structure of computer use and networks were faulty": not every machine
+could make contact with every other machine in one, two or three "steps".
+Most individual computers are not connected to others systems but only
+to their nearest neighbors. Therefore, most infections take place not through
+networks, but through the physical exchange of disks. Moreover, many of the
+1,500 known viruses are not good replicators and many are not destructive.
+Even the remaining good replicators are "almost all defeated by normal
+anti-virus programs." To advance knowledge such as this concerning viruses,
+*Chaos Computer Club France* (CCCF) has decided to publish the French trans-
+lation of "The Black Book of Computer Virus" by Mark Ludwig "which was
+censored in the U.S." (French title, "C'est decide! J'ecris mon virus,"
+Editions Eyrolles). [...] The book contains "computer codes for writing your
+own virus," but according to CCCF any such virus can be defeated by normal
+anti-virus programs. Moreover, there is no French law forbidding the publi-
+cation of virus computer codes. The book is intended for "responsible adults"
+and bears the warning "Forbidden for readers not 18 years old".
+
+- - - - -
+
+And now...
+
+pawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawnPAWNpawn
+
+        Prime Amarchist is back with his occasional feature, Prime
+Anarchist World News:
+
+
+PAWN!! PRIME ANARCHIST WORLD NEWS has experienced an unexcused absence.
+        Anyways, I've been too busy to write.  But from now on I'll
+try to get something in each ATI again.  Tell you what; if you don't
+see a Prime column in any particular issue, just draw a phish in the
+sand or write the words, "hola buena" and sign it "-pa-".
+        I have a quick op ed, and then to a newsblitz.  I mean
+newbitz, I mean blue nits, er.. Uh, nevermind.  Sinead O'Connor was
+right.  Right on.  Too bad General Selectric, I mean NBC was too
+fascist to let her rave on.  Rome is the root of our problems, people.
+I'm happy the Pope never DID make it to Denver to sell his pontific
+porcelain plates and mugfaced mugs.  But, I'm bonechillin scared of his
+flagrant abuse of the UN, and French and English and U.S. soldiers
+and airmen on Bush's way outta office.
+        Can U say NWO??  I knew U could.
+        Oops, there's another PS or an op ed 2.  No, I can make that
+news, huh?  OK.  David Letterman's moving to CBS Yee-Yippie-Yeah.
+Haw.  GE, may you rot in pigsnot and vermin pee.
+        Q. Prime Anarchist, what's your key to health through old age?
+        A. Quaker Oats and Amish Lentils.
+        PRIME SPONSORS A DOOM THEORY EACH WEEK.  Send one of your own
+in, and ATI'll applaud you who send the 3 best in with a phree used
+stamp.  Doom theory for inauguration week goes to Dan.  You know him.
+He's the homeless fellow who talks to the TV (Loves Keiko on the new
+Star Trek & says he's gonna shoot Wilford Bromley to get Tipper Gore's
+attention).  Ask him if he wants the upside down flag or the Wood Duck.
+        Following are noteworthy deaths, according to Dan:  Abbie
+Hoffman, April 12.  Emperor Hirohito, Jan 7.  Andrei Gromyko, July 2,
+ibidanios.  We buried Sahkarof Dec. 19, too.  Wasn't that a week before
+Mitch Schneider?  People, that's not that gets TV Dan the stamp.
+Ready?  He told me he received bills on his fone for calls to all of
+these dead people.  Including the Emperor of Japan.  He worked on
+this until last week and it turns out that the originating number to all
+of those calls was John Tower's house.  Remember John Tower?  Irangate?
+John Tower died on April 5, 1991 in a suspicious (read: looks like he
+was murdered) plane crash (John Tower was also part of the one-world
+gov't conspiracy and later tried to expose it - he died because of it!
+ --GZ).
+        Now Dan won't give me the # to Emperor Akihito's Pennsylvania
+blonde love slave, but did tell me that the # to Abbie's house the
+day he died was 215-297-0721.  That scared me because that's the exact
+number (Ok, within 8 digits).  I called it, and reached a Bucks County
+Sheriff who told me, "Abbie is dead, sir.  I'm sorry.  That's just
+too bad."  What scared me was that he sounded way too much like
+Louis "FEMA" Guiffrida!
+        Who the hell is Fujimori, what on earth is Japan wanting with
+Peru, and why is Guzman in jail???
+        What do Ward Churchill, Leonard Peltier, Ramsey Clark, Chrissie
+Hynde, Hans Koning, William Kuntsler, Eric Larsen, Sinead O'Connor,
+Jeff Paterson, Gary Snyder, Floyd Westerman, and Prime Anarchist all have
+in common besides making J. Edgar Hoover squirm in his grave?  All are
+willing to sign a paid newspaper ad calling for an international
+Emergency Committee to Defend the Life of Abinael Guzman, tribal elder
+and deposed leader of Peru.  Please arm yourself with knowledge of this
+situation.  Too much propaganda there.
+        Have you ever had a fried coleslaw pizza?  That's what egg rolls
+remind me of.  Don't buy 'em.  Too much MSG.  Make your own.  Black
+beans soaked overnight make a good filler.
+        A PRIME ANARCHIST PREDICTION:  Superman comes back to life on
+March 31st.  Sell your comic books before the end of March.  Happy
+Radaman.  Did I spell Raman Sita (the REAL reason Desert Storm ended on
+Feb. 26th!!!) right?
+        PAIN (PRIME ANARCHIST INAUGURATION NOTES): He's (Clinton, eyes
+closed) praying and believing and Billy Graham's pointing and quivering
+and reading from cheat notes.
+        "It is very difficult to not be violent, especially in a violent
+nation.  This is a violent nation.  They will target you-- and they'll
+target your children."  --David Hill, American Indian Movement, May 1992.
+        "This country is following a drug mentality.  It's a mentality
+that will do anything for a quick fix.  They are out there teaching you
+that you are one puchase away from happiness.  We want you to know that
+is a lie.  You have to fine happiness todya.  You have to fine freedom
+today.  Don't let them convince you that you have to eait until you're
+65 and you have to have a Winnebago before you can find freedom."
+ibid, dude.
+AND NOW IT'S TIME FOR PAPA (PRIME ANARCHIST PROPAGANDA ALERT):
+        Do you like Current Biography magazine?  I like to read it.
+Muammar al-Quddafi is in March 92's issue.  Please write them and ask
+them why they never mentioned how he received his signal corps telecom
+training program in Augusta, Georgia.  How come no mention of his
+$300,000 donation to the family of Nelson Mandela as his first annual
+human right grant?  They just barely mention it.
+        ATI: Mythbusting Left and Right:
+        Only reason why the US will never forgive Mr. Fidel Castro (acted
+in more than 11 of Reagan's 1050's movies, by the way) is that he took
+back 1 1/2 million acres of sugar cane fields in 1960.  His dad owned
+half and theUS held claim to the other half thru, can you say, United
+Fruitfly?  The friendly skies.  Sticks to yur gums, not in your hands.
+Anyways, all cubanos I'm told now own 1/n of all the sugar fields.
+(1/n.. is that algebraic or hebraic?)
+        If you write Manuel Noriega he'll send you a letter back as soon
+as he can.  Send him stamps, too.  They don't confiscate yet.  I don't
+know the zipcode - look it up --  Manuel Noriega, Dade County Correctional
+Center, Dade, FLA.  It'll get there.  He's in the loop, homey, dig?
+        "God Bless you." --George Herbert Walker Prescott Owns-more-
+texas-oil-than-you-can-shake-a-stick-at-sure-as-flies-on-tar-paper Bush
+1988-1992.  Yeah, but Prime Anarchist mean it.  Ok--maybe he does, too..
+        P.S.  I dunno what's bothered me more lately-- Reagan, or Rogaine.
+
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+Tompkins Square Update!       by Justin Case
+
+     Here are a few things that I want to mention about my "Arrested"
+article (ATI61):
+     * I said the firecracker a fellow arrestee had was legally available.
+I can't verify that.  They are READILY available, in various places in the
+city, but probably not legal.
+     * Almost all the arrestees were photographed by a cops with a
+camcorder, and probably with a regular camera, too.  I think I escaped
+the camcorder, though... ;)
+     * Scores of people have been arrested since Tompinks Square Park
+reopened in late August.  The SHADOW (anarchist newspaper based in NYC)
+states that the cops are calling people who were arrested in a previous
+protest-realted incident are "recedivists", when actually the term only
+applies to convictions, not arrests, and only in determining sentences
+in felony cases, not misdemeanors.
+      Basically, they are putting people "through the system" (to
+"Central Booking") to be held 24-72 hours as a MEANS OF PUNISHMENT, and
+have no legal basis to do it.  Recall that in my article I related that
+I was being threatened by a nasty sargeant to be sent to "Central
+Booking".
+     * The maximum penalty for my "crime", violation of the park curfew,
+was 90 days in jail.  They call it a Class B Misdemeanor.
+
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+
+     We have been promising an article on the REAL and GROWING conspiracy
+of an upcoming world government for some time.  But, we were flooded with
+so much information, that we couldn't seem to get it all together.
+     So what we will do is this:  Every issue will contain a "New World
+Order Update" and present more facts on the New World Order each time.
+     Without further ado, we present:
+
+
+---- T H E  N E W  W O R L D  O R D E R  U P D A T E ---
+            by Geraldo Riviera
+
+
+     There truly is a conspiracy to form a world government.  I have seen
+too much evidence to doubt it.  The conspiracy involves European "old
+money", top ranking government officials from around the globe, New Agers,
+Freemasonry, and others - all connected by international organizations
+dedicated to the planning and implementation of a world government in the
+near future.
+
+Starting from the beginning...
+
+     The New World Order comes has its roots in ancient mystery religions,
+beginning with Babylon mystery religion.  The Babylonian mystery religion
+was began by Semiramis and Nimrod (great-grandson of Noah), who was her
+husband *and* son.  When Nimrod was killed, Semiramis had another son
+called Tammuz.  She claimed that she was a goddess, and Nimrod was a god,
+and that Tammuz was Nimrod reincarnated.  In Egypt, which became the center
+of this occult religion, Nimrod was known as Osiris, and also as Horus,
+as his "incarnation" of Tammuz, the child.
+     This new occult religion gave birth to secret societies, where hierachy
+of knowledge existed.  Those on the bottom of the pyramid of knowledge
+knew very little about the religion and its doctrine and goals.  Those
+higher on the pyramid knew more, and ony those on top of the pyramid were
+"enlightened" as to the true purpose and meaning of the religion.
+     A symbol was created called "The Eye of Horus" or "The Eye of Osiris",
+which consists of an "all-seeing" eye enclosed in a triangle.
+
+     The Knights Templars and the Rosicrucians were other secret societies
+based on occult mystery religions.  They existed from the 1100's to
+1600's.  The Illuminati officially began in 1776, but some contend that
+the Ignatious de Loyola, founder of the Jesuits, began the Illuminati in
+the 1500's.
+     The Illuminati was a secret society whose purpose was to create a
+Luciferic world government.  They gained credibility by claiming to be
+a Christian organization, and infiltrating the church.  Adam Weishaupt,
+leader of the Illuminati in the 1770's, allied the Illuminati with
+Freemasonry and the Rothschild banking dynasty.  The Rothschilds are
+European "old money" - they still exist today, and are one of the major
+stockholders of the the U.S. Federal Reserve, which is a private corporation
+that issues and controls American currency.
+     The forces behind the push for world unification work much like the
+secret societes of old.  Upper-class Americans own the majority of this
+country, and they are alligned with European "old money" and secret
+societies like Freemasonry.  However, thes elite also formed their own
+"secret societies" to plan and implement the coming world government.
+Two of their "above board" organizations are the Council on Foreign
+Relations and the Trilateral Commission.  Their secret organizations are
+the Bildebergers and the Club of Rome.  These organizations will be
+discussed in the next "New World Order Update".
+
+     Consider this:  The aformentioned "Eye of Horus" appears on U.S.
+one-dollar bills.  It is the design of the eye enclosed in a triangle
+that appears above the pyramid as a capstone.  The capstone, however, is
+not connected to the pyramid.  This is because the task of completing
+the world government is not completed yet.  Once the task is completed,
+the capstone will rest on top of the pyramid.  Under the pyramid in
+the design appears the Latin phrase "Novus Ordo Seclorum", which translated
+means, "The New Order of the Ages", or "The New World Order".
+
+
+More next time...
+
+- - - - -
+
+
+
+---------> Commentary from Warp 9
+
+
+RE:  PA's article on Clinton;
+	Yeah, slick is slime, so what?  George blows baboons and Ross
+looks like Ferrengi.   Nobody of any purity would be allowed to get to the
+top of the ticket in any election larger than for city clerk of a small
+town.  Political viability requires the candidate to prove he's a
+"team player" to at least a few special interests.  I hate 'em all, but
+ would rather see ANYBODY in there but King George Herbert Walker Bush
+(esq.).   When in doubt, change the players and hope for a miracle.   If
+Willie bites the big one over the next 4 years, I hope he gets booted, too.
+Unfortunately, all of the players in the political game come from the same
+team.   There is no real Democrats or Republicans, those are labels put
+there to give the illusion that there is variety of opinion and action to
+the public.   They all belong to the wealthy world power elite, who all
+get together and laugh at us, the people, the Joe Sixpacks, who they con
+into supporting their successes.
+        As an example, there is a network of elite at certain clubs that
+spread word around as to great deals in condos in Florida.  "Would you
+believe...." that Bob Dole, Tip O'Neil, Sam Donaldson, David Brinkley, the
+pres. of Archer Daniels Midland (sponsor of Brinkley's Sunday show) and
+various other people from govt., media and industry all have apartments
+in the same complex in Fla.?  They do, it was on a PBS special how they all
+aquired them by networking with each other.  I never really had much belief
+in an Illuminati-type of conspiracy theory, but I'm thinking more seriously
+about it now.   Its more like the movie "They Live" without the aliens
+(I hope!).   It seems there is this segment of society that believes their
+bloodlines and financial heritage entitles them to dominance of the rest of
+the planet.   Maybe god is on their side (some god, anyway). If
+those Bilderbergers are more than just another interest group, lets see
+some investigative work done (Mother Jones, are you listening?).  Notice
+that the public really doesn't give a hoot what government does unless they
+do something like raise the beer and cigarette tax or if the cable industry
+wants freedom to raise their rates all the time, then the public writes or
+calls their congressthing and moans very loudly.
+        Apathy kills.  Maybe the public gets what it deserves.  I don't
+know.
+	Anyway, a Clinton presidency probably won't be any worse (or
+better) than the Reagan/Bush 'trickle-down' decade, just different.  I've
+been getting tired of 'trickle-down' anyway, my socks are yellow and my
+pockets contain nothing but lint.  We'll see,  no matter how it looks or how
+it sounds, the demon's name is still...
+
+	E-S-T-A-B-L-I-S-H-M-E-N-T	(don't say it out loud, they'll bring
+down the SS on you!).  'Til next time, see you in the bitstream.
+
+				Warp 9------------------------------*
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+(PAWN) ATI RETURNS
+	Activist Times, Inc. is back: Prime Anarchist has resurfaced. 
+Above ground. That's right. 
+	You heard it here (MTV! MTV! MTV!) first.
+	After many years under, here it is: ATI 64.
+29Jan97
+
+<Publisher's Note>
+Prime here. Let's get right to business. ATI will come out somewhere between
+weekly and monthly in the usual ascii format; and it'll be between 7 and 9K 
+each issue. No more 70 page documents. Get all that someplace else, I say.
+That's been the only big community complaints I heard while hiding. I
+couldn't do a thing back then except keep submitting my column to Ground
+Zero somewhere between sporadically and regularly.
+	But now I can tell you I've heard your feedback and shall respond
+according and thusly. Thanks for all the comments and reviews around
+superhighwayland.
+		prime your editor at large. or was that...
+
+MYTH AND RITUAL IN ANY...
+	***WE INTERRUPT this column to bring you this, just in:
+. . . . . . . . . . . . .
+.  The PAP,    .                    
+.  prime anar-  .
+.  chist prod.   . (did you say cattle prod.?)
+.   #'s run.        .                           for Wednesday, end of January, 12:36 a.m. 
+.  . . . . . . . . . . . .                                  (after midnight)                                                                      
+
+www. primenet.com/~sdn                      Auntie Roberta
+www. well.com/user/crunch                  Can'n Crunch. (Not the cereal, silly.)
+www.bigmountain-onelove.com           The Reggae Band. 
+www.eff.org                                              Blue Ribbon = free speech
+516-922-wine                                             Jackie Martling's joke phone is still up.
+www.nepanthes.com                               c00l halucino-history stuff
+www.cruzio.com/~blackops                    R U Illuminaried???
+www.brandeis.edu/students/st951310  Uncle Abbie!!!
+http://swissnet/group42/anarchy           nne: (needs no...)
+	I promise more as I stumble onto 'em.
+
+MYTH AND RITUAL IN ANY US CITY: a MetroMythic Mythic Petroglyph.
+	If you're sitting in a Taco Bell eating lunch you must place a soda-card
+flat on your forehead and count to exactly 23. 
+	69 out of every 432 people win a taco, 13 will win a burrito and 9 people
+get dinner with Hans Solo. 1 gets a B2 bomber or an F111-A, take your pick.
+Losers get EWOK T-Shirts.
+
+a song                                  (just like olde thymes)
+
+HEY MON  (c 1988. Marc Weisenheimer)
+to the tune of Reggae.1 wav file on your soundblaster demo if
+you have one. A D E Bm chord chart if you don't.
+There's a guy where I work from Jamaica way
+Hey mon, hey mon.
+All day long you can hear him say
+Hey mon, hey mon.
+
+Got me a friend from barbados 'ya.
+H m.      h    m
+If you'll listen up here you'll a catch em too ya
+H   m       h    m 
+
+(ch)   Hey mon, Hey  mon. 
+That's all he say,
+Hey mon, Hey mon.
+Teach us to sing his way.
+
+Got a buddy down there in Panama
+H    m      H       m
+Even though they try to stop him he be tryin to say
+H    m      H      m
+
+Can't get a job cause the hair too long
+H    m       H       m
+So the people down there they just sing along.
+H    m         h           m
+(ch: repeat and fade, etc.)
+
+A PAP ---->   Prime Anarchist Palindrome.
+Ma, Jesus; use jam!
+
+Marco's Favorite Name Of The Week.
+Ludwig Van Baked Oven.
+
+futbol, you bet.
+Prime Anarchist's Packer Play by Play. Part 1.
+	This is sponsored by the letter P.
+
+	I came up with this analysis of Superbowl XXXI
+Sunday night. Hope you like it. Tell me if you agree or 
+disagree with stuff...
+Army Be all you can be, call our homepage. www.runpasspuntkill.com
+Budweiser for the usual blase bud bowl. Time to think up a new twist,
+guys.
+Fox for Simpsons, King of the Hill, and some other show that Xcapes me
+right now. Meanwhile, Miss Piggy falls for a guy who tries to steal her
+potatoe chips. Pig that she is, she punches him in the chops. No more
+neck nuzzling for you, bub. 
+America's Pork Producers program us to see that pork is the other
+white meat.
+Pizza Hut for more and more pepperoni. Count 'em. 66 per pizza. 
+Fox for Party of 5.
+Lays sponsors the kickoff show. Luthor Vandross is puttin' on a little
+weight. Even in sweats, he's kinda chubby. Jazzed up the National 
+Anthem fine, except hardly anyone could follow it.
+Pepsi for generation neXt. Compuserve for dependable Internet.
+	A Prime Phantasy:
+	CSI we promise not to phuck up
+	like AOL.
+How many dogs can you fit in a Nissan? 16 if you sing Low Rider.
+Some metalled out version of Winter Wonderland every time you
+see Baked Lays flash on the screen. "A one horse open sleigh."
+Shouldn't that only have its run during Christmas???
+What's with the FOX statistical graphics lookin' like Robo-Cop.
+Click, click, chung. Click, click, humm. Chung, humm, click, click,
+chung.
+Dante's Peak, opening soon to a Theatre near you.
+(To Be Con't in ATI 65...) 
+Aw, heck. That only make 5K, I say "go for broke."
+Like they told Kerouac, "Keep typing, typist."
+Darth Vader and a movie usher duke it out. Pepsi/Starwars.
+The merger from HELL!!!
+I want you to see Luxxotica eyewear.
+MCI launches a multicultural looking school into virtual
+outerspace.
+Police without pepsi is like cows going to market? USDA
+prime beef. (you guys owe me $7.)
+Breath Right Strips. Pigs.
+Colonel Pidgeon Dirty Bird tries to Smart Bomb a Nissan.
+He's about as accurate as "we" were in Desert Panty Shield.
+Taco Bell again with the force. Feel the forehead.
+Hank Hill of Fox tells us about vegetarianism. Chick peas, 
+potatoes, wheatgrass, and all, but he mispronounces humus.
+Or does he???
+Pepcid AC, Dirt Devil and Fox sponsored this maalox moment.
+Bob Dole loses his visa-ginnity; while Janus wants you to see 
+their no-loads.
+Dirt Devil dances down a flight of stairs. Dorothy would be proud.
+Or at least chuckle. Or wouldst she be pissed?
+Cindy "Catera" Crawford sees the Wiz, who tells her to get the 
+Caddy that zigs. Well, she already has hips that wig.
+Me thinks she's getting too much work lately. Hey, leave some for
+the rest of us, eh?
+Sure beats riding the Oscar Mayer halftime bus.
+If you're good, we'll photocopy you an enlarged bottle of rotted
+vegetable matter. Bud light-- a keg of buzz.
+Chris Eliot mails himself to his junkfoodaholic mom. 
+A court jester dies of the Ebonics virus from eating the other
+white meat, pork. (hey, I speak fluent Ebola) 
+Then he comes back to life eating all the feast for himself after the
+whole court had fled. 
+You notice nobody seems to care about cheerleaders this year?
+Howeird Stern pops pills while his son kicks him in the...
+Did I mix 2 ads up?
+Oh well.
+Autobytel.com ride the info super hi way in a new carpayment.
+        <INTERMISSION>
+The Oscar Mayer Hydraulic halftime show. Hockey on Fox, or was that
+Foxy on Hox???
+Roundie's canned goods. We promise no botchelism in our fruits and 
+veggies. Did everyone vote superbowl.com?
+Sorry, prime says, "blues brothers suck without John Belushi"
+If they try to sing King Bee I'm gonna puke.
+Looks like James Brown doesn't feel so good lately. Well, at least he's got
+us. Old and out of shape as he is, the boy sure can move though. He's 
+still got some of it. Hard to notice through the huge ensemble of 
+distractionary female units. He moves almost as good as Belushi used
+to.
+ZZTop brought out some serious tush. What's with the choreographed
+stripper-looking dancers during "legs???" I wonder how much of the 
+stadium rolled up dollar bills and tried to rush the stage?
+Full frontal ensemble with motorcycles. Blase finale. Sorry, Radio City
+Music Hall. Even with Paul Schaeffer, this is about the lamest halftime
+show I remember. Blame Oscar Mayer maybe? Not fox. No way.
+Ameritech caller ID. Turn in your mom for smoking pot.
+Somebody's been sleeping in my Pepsi. The four bears for free stuff.
+Use a Pepsi Club (tm)  in your Porsche-- carjackers will cower and run
+the moment they see it. Or will they laugh?
+How many anthropologists does it take to screw in a Budweiser
+commercial? Two if you pay them enough.
+Of course after you've returned to your nachos, and eaten everything
+else your TV told you, you'll need Pepcid AC with all new pentium
+processors.
+MCI teaches compuserve chat symbols. %-)
+We have the place surrounded. Come out with your beers up.
+This movie has not been titled yet. Hell, we don't even know what the
+theme we're going to plug in yet. But come see it February at a theatre
+near you. We know it's gonna be good.
+Holiday Inn is going to spend a billion bucks putting new Gideon Bibles 
+in all their rooms.
+Immodium AD for the schitts you get believing all this schtuff.
+AT&T busting our balls.
+How many pizza delivery men do YOU know who show up in a brand
+new Saturn???
+	Yeah, he needs tips!!!
+ 
+
+ATI comes out semiregularly. Get it online. Look for it by name.
+Send all correspondence to
+Marco99@juno.com
+
+
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+Ati 65
+ALL THE NEWS THAT FITS, WE PRINT
+
+It's Sunday. February, 2, 1997.
+ATI 64 has gone out to about 45 people. If you know someone who oughta get this,
+lemme know. Or tell them to either search for it thru Yahoo & Hotbot (the 2 biggest "hitters"
+ I know about so far) or give me an email address to send it to. I'll do the rest.
+Don't expect the price for ATI to go up this year to offset cost of living increases. (besides
+I don't drink COLAs anymore anyhow.) Any percentage increase from 0 is still 0, so you
+pay $0.00 to receive Activist Times, Inc. as per usual.
+
+Which leads me to this:
+Notas Prime Anarchos: if anyone's charging you to receive ATI, please either:
+1)let me know.
+2)ask them to cut it out. or
+3)pay for it and ask them to send a portion to me.
+
+
+<><><><><><><>
+For those of you 
+who're always
+looking for mistakes
+we've put a few 
+in here.
+<><><><><><><>
+                        and now...
+     THE VERY FAMOUS P A P
+                    / / /
+                    prime
+                      anarchist
+                        productions
+      numbers section
+      Just remember.  Running #'s is not only fun, it's a moral imperitive in
+ 
+      203-887-2600 box 5293 hear the prime anarchist's voice. 
+      516-751-2600 2600 Magazine (the hacker quarterly) voice number.
+      1-800-anarchy   Artrock T-shirts and posters
+http://obi.std.com/obi/emi.anthology              cool antiwar writings.
+           www.miptv.com/other/cia.html            guerrilla warfare manuels (sic) 5,6 &7 and more.
+           www.albany.net/~butchcd               cool anarchy bbs
+        ://swiss.net/group42/anarchy         (sorry, left out the "." between swiss and net in ati64.
+1-800-456-0700 used to be Pat Robertson's 700Club. Now it's a woman named Donna 
+Robertson at a company called Whoretell. Hmmm.
+
+Send all correspondence to Marco99@juno.com
+
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+
+THE BALLAD OF KEROUAC AND FARRAKHAN
+                                             by marc harry ehrenfrucht
+
+Statesman, poet, traveler man.
+Kerouac and Farrakhan.
+Teacher, leader, writer more-
+Well dressed, learned, both adored.
+One keeps getting called militant
+Other left Navy and Merchant Marines--
+		they called him a miscreant.
+
+Like Kerouac and Farrakhan, man.
+Like Kerouac man, and Farrakhan.
+Farrakhan, like Kerouac man... wait.
+Kerouac practically IS Farrakhan.
+
+Louis Eugene Walcott was born in 1933.
+Jean Louis Lebris Christened 1922, you see.
+Louis Eugene got his start in  the Bronx of NYC.
+Went to live in Boston, Mass. The part called Roxbury.
+Jean Louis went the other way beginning in Lowell, Mass.
+Prep school took him to New York for Columbia, where he could barely pass.
+
+Jean Louis the well groomed football star 
+Became Jack Kerouac, sometimes John.
+Louis Eugene the well groomed track star
+Became Louis X, then Louis Abdul Farrakhan.
+Oh, also known as Calypso Gene, The Charmer
+Toting a guitar, wrote many a country song.
+Kerouac didn't do as well in school,
+But many a poem he wrote, and sometimes rather long.
+They say Louis stuttered as a child, honor roll though in school.
+Someone said Kerouac rather than writing was a typer
+Drove him wild, dropped out twice from Columbia, one Prof. called him fool.
+
+Louis is reputedly awesome on the violin I hear,
+Kerouac read his poems as if voice were saxophone in your ear.
+Louis is son of a Baptist preacher, attended Episcopal,
+Now leads US Nation of Islam
+Jack attended Catholic schools made Zen all the rage-
+	-Posthumous father of the whole beat field of 
+	-Disembodied poetry.
+
+Ah,  crescendo. No more rhyme scheme, follow this now.
+Farrakhan plays a 200 year old Guadagnini violin,
+While Kerouac banged on a 100 year old Underwood Type-O-Matic.
+Like Kerouac and Farrakhan, man.
+Like gods with words. 
+
+		next up: the Ballad of Salad Galahad.
+
+
+WEISENHEIMER AND COMPRESSIONISM: A New Satirical Theme and Variation Chapter for Joseph Machlis' textbook, "The Enjoyment of Music."
+	By Marc Frucht
+
+	"Kill all cops,"   --Warm Milk
+	"Kill all lawyers," Shaquil Wilhelm (a.k.a. W. Shakespeare)
+
+	In 2005 Marc Weisenheimer, folk singer and classical comedian, listened to a Black & Decker air compressor and contemplated the new music. The term "alternative" was fast growing old, and so was Weisenheimer. Never satisfied with the title youth had given him: "Founding Father of Generation X" he was searching for a new name to call himself, as well this new movement afoot that went far beyond Post-Modernism. The popular form included MTV re-runs, paintings of dried nasal mucus on high-priced canvasses, poems about slamming Spam and diets that require eating solely gefilte fish for four days, followed by three days of milkshakes and healthy dinners, repeated four times each month. This is now called the "rubber ball diet."
+	"What will we call ourselves???" shouted Weisenheimer in the midst of a desperate quest of desperate despair. "There's nothing left!!!"
+	And then it hit him. Actually he almost hit it. He'd stubbed his Miata 4-door alloy-mobile on an entire condominium made of particle board.
+	"That's it," he thought out loud, "I'll call it 'Compressionism.'" He said something about smooshing everything up from thousands of years and rehashing it out every artistic orifice and just about "begging" for it to be called "Compressionism" and so a whole genre was born. Or at least named.
+THE COMPRESSIONIST PAINTERS
+In 1996 Brutus Gangreich proposed canceling all National Endowment for the Arts stipends and proverbial hell broke loose.
+	"Anarchy," said Puerto Rico School of Design professor Denise Homogeno, "no one had and money," said the PRISD professor, "so they began  making art out of just whatever was lying around. Everything." she said no medium had been left "uncoated."
+	Artist Tish "The Wet" Sponge best represents Compressionist painting even though she was born considerably earlier that Compressionism's advent. Born in 1958, the Hell, Pennsylvania native was raised in 1970 and claims to have "soaked up all [her] inspiration in expensive  coffee houses and poetry slams."
+	"I just look at it all, think it over while slurping coffee, and then snot on the canvas," she explains. She pays a lot for canvas, but politically correct environmentalists will please to know that she doesn't use aerosols or other toxic waist to coat her art for setting. She simply spills her coffee refill over it in three even coats and chants the now-famous mantra, "I'll sue, I'll sue, I'll sue."
+	Painters all over America and parts of the world calling themselves Compressionist must master the craft of coffee-spilling before going out from their salad days.
+	One place besides Hell where much Compressionism is being studied is in Seminole, Virginia. John Elston started the Virginese school in an old abandoned catholic monastery in neighboring Virgin, Virginia. Any Compressionist mucus paintings bearing the stamp "made in Virgin," "Crafted by Virginese," or "Seminole Made," command thousands at auction before the painters are even famous.
+	Red King of the alternative band Roomful of Pavement is most famous for his painting work before joining the band because he attended the virginese school as a child and then went on to paint houses with his popular mucus primer. King's "Canvas snottings" (as he calls them) can get him no less than half a million sometimes.
+	Some other painters working in the Compressionist movement are Muriel Weddinghaus (1982-2005) Heinrick "All-U-Can-Eat" Buffet (1937-1992, Eric Tenuta (1985-present) and Johannes Smithenstein (1999-pres.)
+	They took studio painting out of the studio and into the coffee shop, or wherever else mucus art could  be produced. Instead of mixing their pigments on the pallet it was all done in their heads, unrehearsed, unsketched, spontaneous and spur-or-the-moment.
+	There's also a sub movement these years called "pulp fiction" where similar paintings are done right on pieces of particle board but they seldom get more than a couple hundred dollars, no matter who made them. Even if they came from Virgin.
+(TO BE CONTINUED) (next issue)
+
+Prime Schlong Hitts
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -                      Anyone who used to read SONG HITS magazine
+                                                           is sure to appreciate these...
+
+
+
+	ADDAMS FAMILY                                                                                                                                           
+They're creepy and they're kooky, mysterious and spooky     ATTACK OF THE KILLER TOMATOES
+They're altogether ooky, the Addams Family.                            Attack of the killer tomatoes, they'll
+Their house is a museum, where people come to see 'em.        Beat you mash you squish you squash
+They really are a scree-um the Addams family                               You, chew you up for brunch,
+    So get a witches' shawl on, a broomstick you can crawl on,      Then finish you off for lunch.
+We're gonna pay a call on the Addams family.
+	FLIPPER                                                                                            Although I'm going to miss
+Everyone loves the king of the sea, ever so kind and gentle is he,       Her, the tomato ate my sister,
+Tricks he will do when children appear, and how they will laugh             The police have got a strike
+When he's near.                                                                                                  Today, the national guard   
+They call him Flipper, Flipper, faster than lightning, no one you see          Has run away, tomatoes
+Is smarter than he. And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder       Will have their day...
+Lying there under, under the sea.
+   Look at the sky when rainbows appear, You can be sure that Flipper is near.
+Call him by name alas and alack, He'll give you a ride on his back.
+We know our Flipper, Flipper knows every answer, no one can be
+Much wiser than he. And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder,
+Lying there under, under the sea.
+   Many a night, way down in the deep, oysters make beds so Flipper can sleep.
+Happy and gay, when he comes along. They all start singing this song.
+They call him Flipper...
+	CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST the friendliest ghost you know. Though grownups
+might look at him with fright, the children all love him so.
+Casper the friendly ghost, he couldn't be bad or mean. He'll romp and play, sing and
+Dance all day the friendliest ghost you've seen...                                 GILLIGAN'S ISLE
+                                                                                                             Just sit right back and you'll hear
+BEWITCHED, bewitched, you've got me in your spell,                A tale, a tale of a fateful trip
+Bewitched, bewitched. you know your craft so well,                        That started from this tropic port
+Before I knew what you were doing I looked in your eyes                 Aboard this tiny ship
+That brand of woo that you've been brewing took me by surprise        The mate was a mighty sailin'
+You witch, you witch, one thing is for sure, that stuff you pitch,          Man, the skipper brave and 
+Just hasn't got a cure. My heart was under lock and key                             Sure, Five passengers set
+But somehow it got unhitched. I never thought my heart could be had      Sail that day, for a three-
+But now I'm caught and I'm kinda glad to be, bewitched.                              Hour tour. 
+                                                                                                                                  The weather started
+I LOVE LUCY and she loves me, we're as happy as two can be                        Getting rough, the 
+Some times we quarrel but then, how we love making up again.                         Tiny ship was tossed,
+Lucy kisses like no one can. She's my misses and I'm her man;                        If not for the courage of
+And life is heaven you see, 'cause I love Lucy, yes, I love Lucy                    The fearless crew,
+And Lucy loves me.                                                                                                 The Minnow would be    
+                                                                                                                                       Lost.    (rep.)
+FLINTSTONES meet the Flintstones, they're a modern stone-age family.   
+From the town of Bedrock, they're a page right out of history.                      
+Let's ride with the family down the street. Through the courtesy of                
+Fred's two feet. When you're with the Flintstones.                                          
+Have a yabba dabba gay old time.                                                                   
+When you're with the Flintstones, have a yabba dabba doo time,          
+A dabba doo time, you'll have a gay old time.                                        
+       
+
+There you got it.
+Hope ya like it.
+
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+              ATI66   ATI66   ATI66   ATI66   ATI66   ATI66   ATI66   ATI66   ATI66
+
+Hola, it's Sunday: Feb 9, 1997 and this is
+THIS WEEK'S EDITION OF ANARCHIST TIMES, INC.
+Prime Anarchist says, "This'll be the sexy issue."
+         -(ed. note. That's 3 issues from now. Slow down, Prime. You're champin at the bit.)
+Or was that biting the champ? Oh well. Here goes.
+First some old business. 
+PAP #'s run is small this week. I won't repeat the faves every week. I'll just bring a few back
+every once in a while.
+www.adbusters.org    
+www.theonion.com
+www.lod.com
+www.angelfire.com/me/jellobiafra/
+www.ratical.com
+265,300,000,000  That's US military budget request for fiscal '98.
+       823,000,000  Budget HUD will have to divy up between food, shelter, clothing and 
+                             Healthcare for anyone who goes "needing."
+A quick Clinton Quote and then I'll tell you a little about this month.
+	"Music should push the limits. It really should be anarchy."
+		-- George Clinton. 1997
+February is fashion bashin' month.
+No Barbies, no fur, no polo cologne. Every Friday, consider feeding fashion
+models a nice big healthy filet-of-tofu. Take a supermodel to dinner. Make her
+order more than lettuce salad with vinegar, cheezestuff sandwiches on white toast
+and coffee.
+Tell her she needs to gain some weight. She looks like a malnourished cow.
+	Say it, it's February. Fashion bashin' month. Rest of the year you can
+Buy clothes.                             / - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - /         /-----------------
+LETTUCE FROM           -----------------/
+OUR REE-DUHS:
+Dear Prime:
+Please send me a copy of your ATI. 
+I'm not FBI, I promise.
+                   Hope you like. Even if you were,
+                   You know I'd send it to you.
+                   Truth up. Word, to your 
+                   Homequarters.
+                   What---ever.
+Hi Marc,
+My name is Nate and I am a student at __________college in __________.
+I'm working with a group of students on a school publication. our editor,
+Samantha, is on the __________ newsgroup list and forwarded 
+your post to me.
+We are interested in learning more about how we can use the Internet as a 
+means of publication. Could you please forward me a recent edition of ATI?
+Thanks in advance.
+                         Sure thing. You're welcome in advance. 
+                         De Nada, I always say. Well,
+                         most of the time. 
+Dear Abbie,
+Oh honey, you haven't e-mailed me in 22 hours. I know you're busy, Bubbe but the little one is falling
+apart over here. He keeps doing yo-yo tricks saying "daddy does like this," "daddy does like so," and
+he's only 3!!! Of course then he pees all over the TV every time Dan Rather comes on and I think how
+much better my husband is at all this childraising stuff  than I.
+	But you're out there doing the overthrow thing, toppling dictators, fighting for the underdog.
+What will become of this country if you DO SUCCEED, Abbie. Maybe firehoses CANT stop you.
+What then?? I see your footage on tele and then await your next email to "see" the real you again.
+Missing you is hell, Abbie. TV viewers think you have all the answers. They follow you like disciples to Christ or sheep to David ben Jesse. And there you just wanna smoke pot, talk politics, 
+and build illegal web-sights.
+	Write your son Abbie, he loves you. As do I. A day and a half without your system-chat
+commands or sideways smiles and winks is torture for us. What will become of the US after Gingrich
+gets impeached gives way to thoughts of what will become of us.
+	There. I've hammered you with more than your share of that shallow jewish guilt/love stuff.
+Maybe you'll never write back. See there I go.
+	I love you,
+	A-
+                         "Wow," says Prime
+                          I couldn't have written a
+                          Better fiction myself. ;--)
+Marc-
+In case you still wanted 
+this for your newsletter.
+Peace,
+Shelly.
+		You betcha. <page down> to SCHOOL OF THE AMERICAS.
+		That's it for the LETTUCE this week. Lettuce prey, lettuce alone.
+		Leaf me be. 
+		As per usual, address all correspondence to ATI c/o
+		marco99@juno.com
+
+          ----------------------------------------------------------------
+          And now part II of the Weisenheimer Document
+          ----------------------------------------------------------------
+Weisenheimer and Compressionism. (Cont from ATI 65)
+THE PARTICLE POETS
+A similar phenomenon was pressing on in the field of poetry between the late 1990's and now. Compressionism took its shape in poetry much the same way it did in painting. Words were collected up from time immemorial then mooshed down into compressed "pulp" phrases that seemed to say almost nothing, at first read. Further study would show that they took at least a little thought to build.
+	In the example "Ode to Odes" by the still famous Franco-American poet Carello Sands Burgero, at first it seems to make no sense whatsoever:
+
+Ode to ode an ode an.
+I Splendid how odes of ode.
+Ode odic an what oh, and odes to ode, my.
+Ago centuries 21 it received I
+Is this "my ode" ode odious;
+
+	Further study shows that if you read Burgero's "Ode" backwards it makes a little more sense.
+	Hence:
+
+This is my ode to odes.
+Odious ode my ode, this is.
+I received it 21 centuries ago,
+My ode to odes, and oh, what an odic ode.
+Ode of odes, how splendid is
+An ode to an ode to odes.
+
+	Particle Comprssionism came to the fore in the work of such poets as Burgero as well as Neil P. Eugene (1990-2007) J. Edgar Oem (1988-2025) and Allen Kernsberg (1941-pres.) Kernsberg, Oem and Burgero were all trained at the Virginese schools, but all felt it only fair that they do with words what others were doing with brushes. Like paintings, some of these poems found some unusual things on the pages right from the poets' heads. In "The Winged Creature" by J. Edgar Oem legend has it that Oem's manuscript contains actual illustrations on every other page using decoupaged composted vegetables right out of his kitchen. Modern technology kept the texture and the smells in each print but managed to keep the bacteria from traveling book to book. By the turn of the century, programmers had gotten really good at debugging such virus'. No one has seen Oem's original manuscript after publication of the copies distributed. Rumor has it that the entire book of galley sheets is under his wife's Corsican mint patch in their herb garden.
+	A little must be said about Neil P. Eugene who in 1990 was born in a cottage in New Japan, Connecticut. That would suffice.
+COMPRESSIONISM IN MUSIC
+Music was very important to all the Compressionists, not just the recomposers and song splicers. Painting was done to fully orchestrated music; poetry was read aloud to such musical instruments as the Black & Decker drill, Norelco's Dial-A-Bean, and of course La Machine.
+	Car stereos became obsolete at the turn of the century along with cellular phones, as people began wearing both on their wrist in a multi-purpose device called the  Sony "Hand Stand Man." It allowed people to fax, phone and groove to old Grateful Dead songs while doing light calisthenics: all the necessities of the modern american workforce worker.
+	Compressionism reflected this in its popular music in the '00's.
+	"What Do You Want Me To Do, A Hand Stand, Man?" was the most popular song in 2002 and it managed to remain anonymous until 2007 when style sleuths were able to detect that the rhyme scheme was similar to another by Marc Weisenheimer. He was charged with 1 count of e-mailing  a song on the internet without a Handel, and let go on grounds that the song was necessary with or without credit whether it lacks prurient interest or not.
+	Even though the song wasn't made in Virgin, it got him $4000 and is still popular as today's' most important work anthem, second only to  The Who's "We're Not Gonna Take It."
+	Other composers true to the Compressionist genre were Warm Milk (1998-pres) Gangsta M.C. (short for Mozart Christ) (1990-2005) Spinning Light (2000-pres) and L.M.N.P. Cool Musician (1975-2005)
+	It can be said Compressionist music comes from many styles but mostly from a cross between Gregorian Harmonies and Baroque MegaPolyphony. Cool Musician was called to do a Miller Light beer commercial last year and poked harmless fun at Compresssionism when he was heard saying "Sounds Baroque; Tastes like chicken."
+	A little more ought be said about Marc Weisenheimer who was born 1964 in Rotten Villa, England; then moved to Virgin, Virginia in 1003 to see the beginning of Compressionism. That's enough. 
+                                                              -#-
+
+(Look for Compressionist Theatre and Dance subtitles in Machlis'  twenty third textbook edition. 
+
+
+
+STORIES TO COME IN FURTHER EDTIONS OF ATI:
+HIP HOP/RAP: Profound New Movement, or Iambic
+Pentameter Abuse?
+HMONG REFUGEES: Compared and Contrasted With Jewish
+Warrior Society (LEVI) Let the Rest of 'em In. Give Them 
+A State Now!
+MARC WEISENHEIMER'S GUIDE TO THE UNABOMBER'S
+MANIFESTO. First published hardcopy Dec. '95.
+
+
+
+
+
+SCHOOL OF THE AMERICAS by Shelly Stern. 6feb97
+School of the Americas. When I first heard the phrase I tried to imagine what this place could be about. Was it an institution of higher education that initiates and encourages dialogue between our northern and southern neighbors? Was it a non-profit organization that taught the true history of our continents? I was pretty optimistic with the fairly inclusive title. This did not leave me fully prepared for the hidden truths I was soon to discover. All I had to hear was the title of the video "School of the Assassins" and I knew I was in for some grim news. Once again I learned how our government is undoubtedly responsible for the deaths of thousands of people in Latin America. Our tax money is going to support torture, rape and murder.  
+	The school of the Americas (SOA) has been in existence for about 50 years now; first in Panama to ultimately "combat" communism and today in Fort Benning, Georgia to essentially crush socialist thought. It wasn't some ignorant soul who one day decided that the "School of the Assassins" was a better name for the place, but rather a passionate reaction to the discovery that graduates from the school were committing disgusting acts of violence on their own people. SOA students aren't taking Non-violent Conflict Resolution Skills: 101 or even a mediocre leadership course like I might have hoped. These people are taught "how-can-I-get-away-with-torturing-raping-killing-entire-villages-of-peasants-who-are-becoming-empowered-by-an-honest-liberation-theology-driven-church-worker-and-get-away-with-it: 101." Let's face it, with former panamanian dictator, Manuel Noriega as an "honored" graduate, what more do we need to concur that something is just a little bit corrupt with the activities of SOA?
+(Continues in ATI 67 scheduled for February 16)
+
+
+
+KEEP THIS DATE:
+Yesterday was either the 30th or the 31st anniversary of Leonard Peltier's arrest and extradition from
+Canada to Leavenworth, KS. (somebody please check me for accuracy here. This is the makings of a '98
+calandar, perhaps)
+
+
+
+PICK POCKETED BOOKS: What Are Thieves Reading. (reprinted from Jan '97 Details Mag.)
+<picture>
+"Steal This Book" by Abbie Hoffman held in a left hand.
+Reading may be fundamental, but stealing  books is still a crime.
+To find out what thieves are reading, we polled bookstore managers
+on which books are most often lifted.
+
+HARVARD BOOK STORE, Cambridge
+Books by the Beats; Anne Hopper's Pocket Sex Guide
+POWELL'S CITY OF BOOKS, Portland, Oregon 
+The Bible
+HUNGRY MIND, Saint Paul
+The Anarchist's Cookbook, by
+William Powell; Steal This Book, by Abbie Hoffman;
+The Bible.
+BOOK SOUP, Hollywood
+Graffito, by Michael Walsh; Halliwell's Film Guide, by
+John Walsh
+TATTERED COVER BOOKS Denver 
+The Anarchist's Cookbook, by William Powell
+CITY LIGHTS BOOKSTORE San Francisco
+Anything by Terence McKenna.
+
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+ -    Activist Times, Inc. comes out weekly,  -
+  -    twice-weekly, very weakly, bi-weekly   -
+   -   or bicycle weekly. A subscription is    -
+    -    FREE. Address all correspondence   -
+      -   (circulation, lettuce to the editors,   -
+        -      gripes, tripes or yipes) to            -
+         -         marco99@juno.com                -
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+ATI-- More than just a newsletter. It's The Rag Read Round The World.
+           
+A Different Search Engine.
+
+     / -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --\
+   /        HERE     LIES   INTER         \                                ATI67
+   \       BODY   OF   COLONEL        /                            FEB 16, 1997
+   /           HATHORNE   ESQ.           \
+   \         AGED    76    YEARS            /
+   /         WHO DIED MAY 10,           \
+   \                 1717                                 /
+   /             SALEM, MASS.                \
+----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
+ 
+MADISON, WI. (PAWN(Prime Anarchist World News))
+ATI REACHES 500,000 NEW SUBSCRIBERS.
+   Activist Times, Inc. reached more than five hundred thousand new subscribers last
+week when an angry subscriber forwarded his copy of ATI 66 to his local FBI operative.
+   "I never subscribed to the thing," said the unnamed assailant. "I don't know who put
+me up to this, but I was so mad I called the FBI." He forwarded a copy of ATI66 to Double
+Agent Seymore N. Butts, who then emailed it to his entire crime listserver.
+    "We couldn't find any crime there," Butts said of the entire bureau, "but it sure was an
+interesting read."
+    "That Anarchist guy isn't all there, though," Butts said. "He said it (ATI66) would be the sex
+issue, but we didn't even find any animals or anything there." Butts then said he looked up ATI
+issues 1-62 on various webpages across the information superhighway. Then Butts headed to
+the local pub with 40 pounds of ATI backissue printouts to show the rest of his team.
+   "Not a single naked lady," Butts said as he slammed the door to his LTD. "Must be one of those
+politically correct commie pinko fag feminazi dudes."
+    SEE RELATED FEATURE STORY IN LETTERS TO THE EDITOR SECTION.
+
+Welcome to ATI 67.
+I will begin with the pap#'s run for Sunday, February 16.
+1-800-anarchy
+www.fiu.edu/~fcf/armando.alonso
+www.kmf.org/williams/fdmc.html      (feds destroyed my computer)
+WWW.algonet.se/~annapa/open.htm
+www.mcspotlight.org
+         .tao.ca
+         .vida.com/speakout
+         .lbbs.org
+         .hightimes.com/ht/sl
+http://main.phys.uconn.edu/research/gensemer
+1800-606-9283   Build your own toilet that recycles bathwater.
+800-722-6500   \
+800-750-3201     \    All Proctor & Gamble. Tell them you really like their bored
+800-377-9355     /    Games, but that fat free fat stuff is the stupidest idea you've
+800-826-0161   /      Ever heard of.
+
+BILLINGS (Montana). The first case of wire fraud was tried in 1869 when the owner
+of a SAAB 911 called 911 to get her car unlocked and the operator instructed her to 
+use a coathanger and slip it in the window. The coathanger ripped her upholstery 
+so she sued and won on grounds that she was defrauded in being told to use a wire
+hanger when a plastic one would have sufficed. The operator agreed to pay the 
+settlement in installments and that's when  Payme, Montana changed its name to Billings.
+
+CALENDULAR (a new column. Will get larger every week for obvious reasons)
+                                              (send additions to marco99@juno.com)
+                                                  (deadline: 1 week ahead at least please)
+                                                     (use as many parentheses as you can)
+February is still Fashion Bashin' Month.         --- www.adbusters.org
+March 30        deadline for one page Cuba summary
+April 14-18      Journalism conference, Havana Cuba.
+April 24-30      International TV Turnoff week.
+November 28, Buy Nothing Day. 
+
+SCHOOL OF THE AMERICAS  by Shell Stern Feb 6, 1997. (Continued from ATI66)
+   Oh there are many right-wingers who would want us to believe that SOA plays
+a crucial role in promoting democracy and human rights in Latin America (and under
+their breath mutter something about protecting US economic interests.) Hmm, that's
+odd, why then in October, 1996 would Amnesty International launch official investigations concerning the training manuals at SOA and urge the US government to assume responsibility for human rights violations committed by military personell trained there? Is it just a fluke that a United Nations Truth Commission report on El Salvador stated that over two thirds of the officers cited for the worst atrocities were alumni of SOA? These are only two examples that aided in the creation of a long list of graduates that have taken part in major human rights abuses in many Latin American countries. With so many contradictions, can there be any legitimate purpose for the School of the America's existance?
+   For me this information is completely impossible to ignore. In the military's 260 million dollar budget there is 18.4 million dollars for SOA. Somewhere in that big stack of 18.4 million worn, burnt out dollar bills is at least one that has my name written all over it. As tax paying citizens WE are the ones who need to say the School of the Americas has to cease operation immediately! Friends, I do not believe that five hundred people stormed in on  SOA last November because it was a great place for a picnic. I also do not believe that grandmothers, priests and nuns were getting arrested for civil disobedience because they had nothing better to do that day. I met a woman who was one of the sixty arrested. Hearing her powerful words and non-violent approach, accompanied with the contents of the "School of the Assassins" 18 minute video, I was determined to begin my own investigation of SOA.
+   Every day I discover a new article on SOA and each time I reflect on it I realize that we are all called in some way to work for justice. Each time I talk to someone else who has read about this scandalous school we become even more determined and motivated to spread the word. Won't you please join us in the struggle to shutdown this school of assassins? This April (date to be announced) we will try...
+                                                 -99-
+
+LET US FROM OUR REEDERS
+Hey Tiger...
+   I don't know how I got on your mailing list but I'm glad I am. 
+Good shit!
+       --Coolest Girl in the world.
+(thanx, prime)
+
+Who in the world put me on this list?
+I'm a DIVINE RIGHT MONARCHIST, not an anarchist!!
+(I never thought this should be read by only
+anarchists. You're welcome to get this from
+friends if you want. Even IF you Divine in your
+own Right mind and in Monochrome.)
+
+Prime, 
+I read you on CAN-AJ.
+Can you include this in your journal?
+Thanks,
+Mike Fuller
+IIPJM, La Habana
+(you got it...)
+***************************
+JOURNALISM FROM THE SOUTH 
+100 YEARS AFTER 1898.
+***************************
+An interdisciplinary analysis of the end-of-the-century changes in journalism and their expressions in the 20th century on journalism from the periphery.
+In Havana from April 14-18, 1997 journalists, communication researchers, historians, writers and social science scholars will gather to discuss:
+-The social and historical development of journalism as a commercial business. Monopolies and editorial organization of the mainstream press. The journalist as a salaried worker.
+-Journalism in the formation of public opinion. The role of the press in the construction of values and hegemonic ideas.
+-The Scientific-Technical Revolution and its incidence on communications development and the rise of press agencies.
+-Graphic journalism: The role of design, photography and comics in the difffusion of ideas.
+                (-ed note:             *-)                )
+One page summary due by March 30, 1997
+Paper limit: 5 double spaced pages with one page summary.
+Registration: $60.00 USD
+
+For more information contact:
+Michael Fuller
+Relaciones Internacionales
+Instituto Internacional de
+Periodismo Jose Marti
+c. G %21 Y 23
+La Habana, Cuba
+tel 537 32 29 65
+fax 537 33 30 79
+or 537 33 30 32 ext. 0803
+e-mail    yankro@instjm.sld.cu
+(anotra nota d'el editor: please copy this and pass it around as widely as possible. These people have extremely limited e-mail resources) 
+
+To Whom It May Concern
+This is my last notice to you:
+I have never subscribed to your list.
+I have asked you (3) times to unsubscribe.
+You have ignored my three requests.
+Any further e-mail from you will be recorded
+and forwarded to the Federal Bureau of 
+Investigation (FBI) for investigation of
+violations of the Telecommunications Act.
+Sincerely,
+Michael Williams
+Director,
+Williams Institute.
+micwill@iprolink.ch
+     (Editor's response was: Michael Williams,
+       You have not asked me 3 times to unsubscribe. You
+        Wrote a SECOND time. I had already struck your name
+          From my list. I have no idea who gave me your name as 
+           Someone wishing to receive my free newsletter. I am sorry
+             For any misunderstandings. You won't hear from me again.
+              You have a very hot head and I believe someone ought to take
+                Your modem away, but I keep that to myself telling only you, for 
+                  It is not my place to judge ANYONE, much less you.  (sic)
+                          I promise never to contact you again unless in direct reply to an
+                     E-mail from YOU. In fact, Mr. Williams, I will start an actual "do not e-mail"
+                       List and keep it next to my telephone. That should satisfy your FBI friends
+                        Just fine. 
+                             Good bye.)
+
+"Gimme a hectare or two. That's all I need."
+       
+Thesis: (notice the plural of thesis rhymes with feces???)
+    Perhaps more important than a separation of church and state
+    Would have been a separation of money and power? 
+     Maybe that's a better reason for reopening  the 
+US Constitution than the three other  reasons being
+mentioned lately.
+     Imagine some checks and balances in play that leave it 
+possible to have a lot of money and no power, or a lot of
+power and no money.
+IMAGINE HAVING NEITHER YET FEELING EMPOWERED.
+            I suggest we 
+DEMAND A CONSTITUTIONAL CONVENTION NOW. 
+Perhaps the blue ridge mountains this time instead of
+Philly? Maybe Americus Georgia or Pine Ridge, SD???
+    --marco99@juno.com
+      (keep those j-cards and e-mails coming...)
+
+Top 5 US Advertisers (reprinted from ADBUSTERS magazine. Spring 97
+1995                                    Amount
+Proctor & Gamble              2.77 billion
+Phillip Morris                      2.57 billion
+General Motors                  2.04 billion
+Time Warner                       1.30 billion
+Walt Disney                        1.29 billion
+
+"If ... legal challanges fail, we face an Huxleyan future, because the Megacorps will keep amassing cultural power over us--increasingly they will tell us what to eat and drink, how to get around, what to wear, what music is cool, how we feel about our own bodies and sexuality..."
+          --  Kalle Lasn's editor's blast. Spring '97 issue of Adbusters.
+
+FREE AD   FREE AD  FREE AD   FREE AD   FREE AD   FREE AD   FREE AD
+THE CULTURE JAMMERS VIDEO is the definitive media tool for activists
+and educators. Jam-packed with some of the best, award winning social marketing
+TV campaigns ever produced-- Buy Nothing Day, Obsession Fetish, Autosaurus,
+Ecological Economics, Talking Rainforest, Tubehead, TV Violence Warning, The
+Product Is You, and Snap Out of It America.
+
+<picture of a broken TV screen>
+
+Guaranteed to garner a response from even the most jaded TV viewer.
+To Order Call
+1-800-663-1243
+
+This is Prime Anarchist signing off for ATI, the Acrimonious Telephony Intelligencer.
+It was February 16, 1997. Hope you had a happy, unhappy or indifferent Valentines Day.
+Saint V sucked anyway.
+
+As usual send all preguntas y problemas, correspondence, gripes, hate mail, love letters,
+conspiracy theories, submissions, dominations and cultural jamming reports to 
+marco99@juno.com 
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+this is ATI, activist times, inc.
+
+Sunday, 23feb97 11:40pm
+
+Start with the numbers run?
+Sure, this is /P/  /A/  /P/. With the pap #'s run for this week.
+www.lollapalooza.com/history/1991 has really neat things about the violent femmes.
+www.newageinfo.com/prod/20.htm will tell you whether baba Ram Dass is "here now," 
+                                                                                                           or "somewhere else now."
+www.ratical.com                                 
+www.adbusters.org
+www.algonet.se/~Annapa
+1800-39guess. Tell Mr. Marciano to sew his own clothes.
+1800-Meatout. Info about the Great American Meatout.
+1800-anarchy is still artrock t-shirts and paraphanelia shop.
+Bucks County Pennsylvania last I knew. AH's hometown.
+516-922-wine is still Jackie Martling's jokeline.
+619-239-king is still mojo nixon's home phone. (Answering machine.)
+1800-eatshit is always busy. (I didn't like their driving anyhow.)
+
+DENNIS RODMAN IN A MILK MUSTACHE: Now That's Complex.
+                                                        a poem by Marc Weisenheimer
+Tormented? Driven Witless? Whipsawed by Confusion?
+Don't wait for your mustache to remind you.
+Cravings.
+It won't leave you feeling fat.
+Moos you can use; only in the refrigerated section.
+True to the original recipe; the finest blend of Wool. 
+Think about it.
+Suddenly, things are getting personal.
+Milk.
+Where's your mustache?
+Wait 'til you taste us now.
+Yum.
+Mommy, when I grow up will I get breast cancer?
+America has been asking for it for thirty years.
+All the rules have changed.
+I had no idea it would grow the way it did,
+SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Quitting Milk
+Now Greatly Reduces Risks to Your Health.
+Hey, let's talk about the "F word."
+Drink 3 glasses of skim milk a day and you'll be
+Fat.
+Milk.
+Where's your mustache?
+SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING: Quitting Milk
+Now Greatly Reduces Serious Risks to Your Health.
+Http://www.whymilk.com
+
+THIS IS THE CALENDULAR SECTION
+February is fashion bashin' season.
+Feb 26. Welfare Walk, Boston. 1800-939-4600 for info. Ask for Grace.
+Mar 1. March Against Hunger. sananda@northcoast.com for info.
+Mar 20. Great American Meatout. 1800-meatout for info.
+Apr 24-30. International TV Turnoff week.
+Jun 21. March from Philly to NYC. Storm the UN. (Date Tentative.) 
+Jul 27 to Aug 6. World Youth Festival. Havana Cuba. 
+Nov 28 Buy Nothing Day. 
+Oct '97. Media & Democracy Congress. common@icarus.weber.edu for info.
+
+YET ANOTHER SLAPP: A Guess Inc. Lawsuit 
+Against A Literary Reading in Los Angeles
+                                             by Julia Stein
+Guess Inc., the designer jeans company, is suing the literary reading I
+organized September 8, 1996, at Midnight Special bookstore in 
+Santa Monica, CA. 
+     Their suit charges libel and slander, and is part of a large
+libel/slander suit against the garment workers' union UNITE and Common
+Threads, a women's group to which I belong which is trying to help improve
+working conditions for garment workers. Common Threads and the Los
+Angeles/local/National Writers Union co-sponsored the literary reading. The
+lead lawyer for Guess Inc. is Daniel Petrocelli who recently represented
+the Goldmann family in the O.J. Simpson civil trial. Petrocelli is part of
+a 100-lawyer legal firm Mitchell , Silberberg and Knupp.
+     In spring, 1996, I joined Common Threads; UNITE, the Union of Needle
+trades, Industrial and Textile Employees, was starting a campaign to
+unionize Guess Inc., the largest garment manufacturer in Los Angeles. My
+grandmother was a garment worker. I've written poetry about garment workers
+publishing them in my two books of poetry as well as written a long piece
+of literary criticism about American fiction on garment work dating from
+1810 to the present.
+     On September 5, 1996, I attended a Labor Day Picnic Common Threads put on
+for Guess garment workers at Echo Park Lake. I heard at least five workers
+give testimony that they had been  fired for trying to organize a union and
+one woman said she had been harassed on the job. The National Labor
+Relations Board sued Guess Inc. for illegally firing workers; in February,
+1997, 12 workers were recently reinstated on their jobs and received
+backup.
+     At the Sept. 8, 1996, "Justice for Garment Workers" literary reading at
+Midnight Special I was M.C.,  read my poetry. Mary Helen Ponce, a
+Mexican-American prose writer, read from her acclaimed autobiography Hoyt
+Street.. Carol Schwalberg, fiction writer and treasurer of the National
+Writers Union/Los Angeles local, talked about the N.W.U. and read her
+story. story. None of us spoke about Guess. Edna Bonacich, a full professor
+of sociology at the University of California at  Riverside and co-author of
+a book in the apparel industry, spoke at the reading for Common Threads
+about the campaign against Guess.   The lawyer for Common Threads, Larry
+Rosenzweig, said that he read a legal declaration from one Joe Vargas who
+spied on the literary reading on behalf of Guess.
+     Enrique Flores, a garment worker who lost his job when Guess took their
+clothing away from his employer, Kelly Contractors, spoke at the reading
+about his working conditions and losing his job. The December 16 issue of
+U.S News & World Reports has a cover story titled "Sweatshop Christmas"
+which includes material on Guess, particularly Kelly Contractors. At this
+shop the owner  said that "he was paying his employees the minimum wage
+(about $200 a week), but they  say they often made a little as $120" per
+week. Kelly workers Cristobel Perez and Emilia Hernandez said they had
+"forced overtime with no pay" and  that "to avoid falling short {in pay}
+Perez and Hernandez took work home."  Industrial homework is illegal in
+California.
+     The lawsuit denies that Guess does business with sweatshops saying that
+plaintiff has "been praised and recognized by the DOL (federal Department
+of Labor) for its efforts on behalf of gamrment workers. On January 31,
+1997, the DOL announced that for the first time it was taking a company,
+Guess Inc,. off the Trendsetters List, a list of companies who monitor its
+contractors adequately to avoid sweatshops. Guess Inc. was put on
+probationary status indefinitely.  In mid-January Guess Inc. announced that
+it was moving its production from Los Angeles to Mexico, Peru and Chile.
+     Harry Youtt, lawyer/writer and  grievance chair for the LA local/N.W.U has
+characterized this suit as a S.L.A.P.P suit (Strategic lawsuit against
+public participation), a suit corporations are frequently filing to harass
+and shut up critics. So many of these suits have been filed that the
+California state legislature has passed an anti-S.L.A.P.P. statute. Both
+the lawyer for UNITE and the lawyer for Common Threads have asked the judge
+to throw out this lawsuit, invoking the anti-S.L.A.P.P suit statute.
+The first court hearing for this Guess lawsuit occured December 23, 1996,
+at the Santa Monica courthouse. The judge postponed ruling on the motion
+from UNITE's lawyers to dismiss the case.
+     If you want to help, please write or call  Paul Marciano, president of
+Guess. Ask him to end the lawsuits against Common Threads and UNITE :
+ 1-800-39Guess or www. Guess.com
+snail mail:     Paul Marciano
+                Guess? Inc.
+                1444 S. Alameda St.
+                Los Angeles, Ca  90021
+     - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+hey all kind brothers and sisters committed to ending poverty and
+homelessness:
+     at one time, slavery was legal in the united states.  it took the
+abolitionists 100 years, but their movement succeeded, despite the fact that
+they were fighting a capitalistic empire, racism and intolerance.
+     there's a new breed of abolitionists out to conquer slavery again.  this time
+people aren't chained to individual masters but to an unrealistic, corrupt
+and greedy society that keeps them imprisoned in poverty.  and just like our
+predecessors, i know we're going to win.
+     and, like our predecessors, we have established an underground railroad to
+support the movement.  this modern day version supports the poor people's
+movement.  in philly, we're most committed to the kensington welfare rights
+union, but the model supports any grassroots organization of poor and
+homeless working in the movement.  the idea is  that poor people are leading
+the way with members from the underground railroad as allies in every way.
+ we are committed to the struggle to not only build a movement, but to making
+very real changes in the social structure.  we participate in rallies, civil
+disobedience, marches, educationals, strategy sessions and procurement of the
+basic needs for members in the movement.  the underground railroad meets
+every monday night at temple university, main campus, ritter annex, broad &
+cecil b moore aves, room 580 at 6:00pm.  for more info call 724-1908 or email
+me...stay kind...theresa
+
+     "Winning means that I've defeated all the negative bullshit in my life. 
+Because it's not just winning. You can work your ass off and not win 
+and still be a healthy and successful individual, as long as you gave
+everything you had to give."
+                                 --Dennis Rodman. Interview magazine. Feb '97
+
+LIBERATION THEOLOGY CORNER:
+   Or Was That Libation Theory??? 
+                by Prime Anarchist
+Two concrete thoughts come from the metaphor of original sin.
+1) Clothing.
+2) Meat.
+         (ed. note. The Anarchist chooses to leave it at that for now.)
+
+               * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
+THIS BROUGHT ON BY A RELENTLESS NEED TO KNOW:
+Does anyone remember when Reagan or Bush passed legislation allowing
+a president to TAKE OVER ANY NETWORK he so chooses in times of national emergency?
+Was that an ammendment, or an emergency order, or what? Does anyone 
+remember? Let us know if you're clear on that. I just remember the event. First I 
+thought about network as CBS, NBC, CNN etc. Then about 5 years ago I was
+thinking it might be ambiguous enough for someone to commandeer MCI or
+AT&T, GTE and/or SPRINT.
+     Then just the other day I was taking a Prime Anarchist Moment of Thought 
+and it occurred to me the letter, proclamation or edict or whatever it is might even
+be open ended enough to allow the requisitioning of say the entire infosupohiway.
+Just a prime example of thinking too much.
+
+Well this has been another issue of ATI, a prime anarchist production.
+ATI subscriptions will always be free. 
+Address all correspondence to
+marco99@juno.com
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+Hey, hey, hey,                          It's ATI 69.
+
+**************
+THE SEXY ISSUE
+**************
+		Well, maybe.
+Let's start with our usual    /P/  /A/  /P/  (prime anarchist productions) numbers run.
+PAP #'S RUN FOR MONDAY, MARCH 3, 1997. In the year of our luscious babe. 
+That manger-man himself, all mangy as he may be. You know, mr. meek-shall-inherit,
+do-unto-others, yeah. He's the one. 
+   Larry Flynt!!!
+
+1800-meat-out    The great American Meat Out.
+1800-666-fuck    "Live, hottest, horniest."
+1800-999-fuck    "Oh baby, I'm ready to get it up, get it off, get it on with you, but first...
+	Find the rest on your own, I don't have time for this stuff. 
+1800-434-8755    Try out for one of those stripper jobs.
+1800-788-ruby  The Famous Ruby Montana Catalog. Home of the spam carving contest.
+http://scim.co.uk.new/winona
+http://www.paradise.net/sergiotv/wwp.html
+http://www.cruzio.com/~blackops
+http://www.algonet.se/~Annapa
+http://www.persiankitty.com   (bookmark this one immediately!!!)
+http://www.adbusters.org/info
+http://www.magnet.ch/serendipity/cia
+http://www.mcspotlight.org     
+                                           
+
+Letters To Edward Itarz. 
+    Ed Itarz can be reached at marco99@juno.com
+
+I will not subscribe to your magazine until you pull tobacco 
+advertising.
+Thank You.
+Chad.
+    (we don't advertise tobacco, so we forwarded your kind 
+      words to 42 companies who do.)
+
+Marc,
+You've triggered many nostalgic images in my mind. I'm a child
+of the 60s, and with each passing year I value more highly those
+marvelous years of free thought and its consequent dissent against
+the ruling elite who devastate generation after generation with 
+their wars and their overall insane domination.
+The 60s was a time when the light of human dignity flared for
+a brief time. Now our young people have been dumbed down and
+molded into zombies. But the light of hope is never extinguished.
+
+Yeah, it reads fine. I like the toll free numbers at the top. fight the
+power, Chris
+
+--Chris
+
+29% of people surveyed think the "Great" in "Great Britain." was
+added as a joke.
+--TV Nation (Michael Moore of "Roger and Me")
+
+
+() () () () () () () () () () () () () () () () () () () () ()
+ CONSPIRACY THEORY OF THE WEEK
+() () () () () () () () () () () () () () () () () () () () ()
+
+GROUP OF SEVEN: Strange Coincidence or Regrouping of Instant Axis -- 
+Just Add Estados-Unidos.
+              by marco capeli
+    Is G-7 a new "Pact of Steel" or am I imagining it?
+    Let's see, consider the fact that Japan, Germany, Italy and the US all share
+G-7 along with France, Canada and "Great" Britain. I'll hold back suggesting
+the US will forever go wherever France "requests," til death do us part.
+DATELINE-- WWII. Japan signed the aforementioned treaty with Italia y Alemania.
+Hungary, Rumania, Slovakia, Bulgaria AND Croatia joined in with the "pact of steel"
+nearly right away, making the hub of the "axis." Busy spokes those hubs.
+    Finland and Spain TRIED to stay neutral until Russia opposed the "AXIS" when 
+in true knee jerk fashion they signed on for "loose affiliation" with "pact of steel."
+. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
+ETYMOLOGO-HUNT             I wonder if Pact-Of-Steel, Axis, and Group-Of-Seven come
+. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .       from any too-similar roots???
+Prime Anarchist says, "Put that in your Bosnian pipe and schmoke-it."
+                                     -mf-
+
+Editorials, editorials, and more editorials.
+An Open Letter In Response To Gloria Steinem's Response To "The People V.S. Larry Flynt."
+     Shut up.
+Signed,
+Someone Who Actually SAW The Movie.
+
+Burma Shave. Ingredient #1: Sodium Tallowate.
+That's mooshed up cow's guts for any who are
+latin impaired.
+
+Eagle Jean, a pencil made entirely of recycled denim???
+What will they think of next? 
+    They've got ones made out of old money too. Oh, and 
+some competitor's recycling rubber too.
+Things are almost getting too weird for me.
+
+I was Prime Anarchist and this has been ATI 69.
+Address all correspondence to marco99@juno.com
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+3-12-97   ATI 70    ACTIVIST TIMES, INTENTIONAL
+
+
+It's Wednesday, 1am my time. You're more than likely on the eastcoast of 
+"etats unidas" so your time'll be 2. Why, you might ask the 3 day delay 
+getting this e-paper out? 
+   Well, 2 things mainly. 5 days ago I found this little laptop in the 
+   donation pile and I've been bebopping around on it most of my waking 
+   hours ever since. That was one thing. Oh, the other,midterms midterms 
+   midterms. Spring break cannot get here fast enough. (I will NOT I 
+   repeat, will NOT be going to Flouride-A phort laud-ginger-dale this 
+   spring break, so anyone near there please send any bikini reports to:
+
+   marco99@juno.com)
+
+   So that's why this issue is belated. You'll like it though- it's just 
+   chock full of stuff.
+
+   As always a subscription is totally free. Send the following message to:
+
+listserv@brazerko.com
+
+
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
+
+An issue will come to you approximatedly every week.
+	That's it for the editors notes for now, let's away to the PAP #'s run.
+       -prime-
+
+
+1-800-meatout. free stickers. 
+1-800-424-9090 is no longer the White House Press office. For all you newz 
+hounds. It is now Burt Wolf Gatherings and Celebrations.
+1-800-barricade is a very busy bookstore.
+1-800-blackout is free books I'm told. I haven't been able to verify that. 
+Anyone game?
+1-800-bar-9090 asks you for your 4 digit pin #
+1-800-414-9090 order a new Singer Starlet hand held sewingmachine.
+1-800-404-9090 International Express incall/outcall service.Beverly Hills.
+
+http://www.gunnyragg.com/hisshoes.htm
+http://scim.co.uk.new/winona
+http://www.paradise.net/sergiotv/wwp.html
+http://www.worldmedia.com/archive/year/year.html
+http://www.iceberg.anchorage/net/users/tonedef/hotlist.html
+http://futurec.taylor.org/docs/fc_faq.txt
+http://129.210.173.19
+http://sun.soci.niu.edu/~cudigest
+http://www.nepenthes.com/plants/cannabis/potgrow_2.html
+http://artcon.rutgers.edu/papertiger/squat
+http://mediafilter.org
+http:///internet.roadrunner.com/~ebwest/peace.html
+
+alt.society.anarchy  is still very active: alt.society.ati is not.
+Any interested engineers??? volunteers? For now frequent the other alts, eh?
+
+CALENDULAR
+March 20, 1997. Great American Meat Out.
+April 7, 1997  50th anniversary of Ford's death.
+April '97.  8th annual memorial service for ABBIE HOFFMAN. Date:TBA.
+
+
+QUICK REVIEW
+BeeGees Unplugged on VH-1 is like diet water.
+And I'm not taking that any farther.
+
+Let Us from out there:
+
+Feb 11, 1997
+Dear Mr. Anarchist,
+This letter is to offer you a payment arrangement regarding your existing 
+telephone bill balance of $160,719.60. You can choose settlement in the 
+amount of $5,000 or payment schedule on the full balance at $40.00 per 
+month until the balance is paid in full.
+Please make your check or money order payable to:
+West capital finanacial services corp.
+5775 Roscoe Court
+San Diego, CA 92123-1356
+Please sign and date the bottom portion of this letter and return it to the 
+above address with a check or money order. 
+THIS IS AN ATTEMPT TO COLLECT A DEBT. ANY INFORMATION OBTAINED WILL BE USED 
+FOR THAT PURPOSE.
+   (ed. note. Is my math right, or do they want this disputible debt paid 
+   off in 334.8 years at their suggested pace???)
+
+Thank you Prime Anarchist for hitting our HOME PAGE. You will find some 
+interesting things out about the market of cochineal in the Canary Islands. 
+There are about 200 Has of plantations of cactus in Lanzarote, but today 
+the farmers are working in only 60 Has. It means that the crop can reach up 
+to 12.000 kgrs p.a. Although it doesn't rain very much over our islands, 
+this year 1996 it was raining a lot, and all the cactus of the island were
+ready to be infested with the insects during this summer. It means that it 
+will be possible to export around 12 TONS of dried cochineal per annum, are 
+you ready to buy???
+We will keep sending you new information about our production. Please order 
+often and order a lot.
+     Due to the big quantity of messages that we have received
+   If you are interested to buy from us, we have prepared small consingments 
+   of 50 and 100 grs of "dried cochineal" that you will receive by mail.
+   (ed. note: can you send me some bugz-free snapple???)
+
+Marc-0,
+Wow man. I mean like, I just finished Bukowski and here's your shit. 
+Bukowski's got nothing on you man like, I mean all he talks about is 
+fucking and you'll talk about ANYthing.
+Good stuff, Marc. (grin)
+
+
+AES
+c/o marco
+210 mitchell st
+suite-f
+Groton, Conn. 06340
+
+Sirs:
+Thought you'd get a kick out of this. 
+enc. please find words to "Bell Pie" written by Chesire Catalyst
+also enc. please find a listing of everyone who purchased your number 
+(203)446-0785 after your infomaniack bbs went down.
+Seems people kept subscribing for that number and then turning their fone 
+off. 2 or 3 a year!!!
+Sincerely,
+j0nez
+king of f00lz
+
+ps: Chesire Catalyst, Managing editor of TAP magazine staged his own death 
+in 1984 to avoid paying taxes. IRS is charging his mom back taxes for all 
+the income he would've made had he been alive. His mom is sending the 
+notice to Guinness Book of World Records, claiming that the IRS has the 
+most "Balls" of any major corporation in America today.
+
+Wharl, tha's da lettuce sex-yun.
+AS per usual: address all correspondence to
+prime anarchist productions. 
+marco99@juno.com
+
+
+THE DAY CHRIS ELIOT TOLD ME TO GO FUCK MYSELF
+		  by marc weisenheimer
+I was sitting at IHOP in Groton, Connecticut with my friends George and 
+Deanna (names have been changed to protect the guilty) it was about 
+2:45 a.m. 
+   5 or 6 booths away this guy who we were certain looked exactly like 
+   Chris Eliot was sipping a mug from 2 caraffes of coffee and
+   "I'm not gonna ask him, you ask him," George told me.
+   "Nuh, uh." I declined. "You do it."
+   "I'll go do it," Deanna said obviously more "ballsed" than either of us. 
+   She came back with his autograph on a napkin and whispered to both of us 
+   leaning over the table toward each other,
+   "he said if we don't make a big scene he'll sign his name. Look. It 
+   IS him."
+   So naturally, I stood right up, looked him square in the eye and said 
+   with a big huge toothy smile, crowns and fractured cuspids and 
+   everything, "Hey Chris Eliot. It's 3am in Groton Connecticut in an 
+   International House of Pancakes. Get a Life!!!"
+   "Fuck You!" he shouted getting up slapping a 20 down on the table and 
+   leaving out the door before his tuna melt even got there. 
+   That was the day Chris Eliot told me to go fuck myself. So put
+   that in your brush-with-greatness-pipe and smoke it, mr. david letter-
+   number-and-expletives-man.
+
+
+
+STOP INJUSTICE 
+    STOP
+THE BOYS IN
+    BLUE
+       by Stv and the Crew
+
+	Nothing better to do with their time? 
+	Power freaks that mourn for youth to bust, for silly things like 
+skateboarding, creating lies about you and your friends. You tell me, do 
+they really mean:
+TO PROTECT AND TO SERVE?
+	In the 80's the saying was "SKATE OR DIE". Well, welcome to De Pere, 
+Wisconsin, where instead of skate or die, it goes something like SKATE AND 
+DIE. At least that is how the cops see it.
+	Winter time, yes a break from sore legs, bruises, busted up bones, 
+and torn skin. All these things are great to get away from for the season, 
+but the greatest thing is four to five months without the 5-0 on your every 
+move. Or so you think.
+	Walking to work (in the snow) a cop, yes a cop pulls up, I fling my 
+smoke, and exhale as quick as possible, no he did not see me smoking, or 
+doing anything illegal, besides a little jay walking, when all of a sudden 
+this cop is trying to tell me I am in some kind of "skate boarding gang."
+	What in the hell is  a skateboarding gang? I skate for me. My 
+friends skate for themselves. It's fun, it's a good waste of time and it is 
+a good way to express yourself, it is NOT a gang. It is not some kind of 
+religious cult, it is not my F U statement to the world. We skate alone, we 
+skate together, it doesn't matter, it is all good clean fun. 
+Stv Srubas
+
+Just a note to the cops:
+	You are adults, think that way, can't you see a difference between 
+us and the gangsters? We stand for something, and it is not very easy to 
+express your opinion when you're locked down by the 5-0, cut us the slack 
+we deserve.
+	We have the right to think for ourselves. If you strip us of 
+everything we have, we still have our minds, our dignity, so it is 
+worthless to keep taking what is mine because you will never get from me 
+what you really want; so stop trying; fight the system. End the system.
+Love:
+Stv and the Crew  
+
+
+JOURNAL POME 1
+	by prime anarchist. previously published in a 33-poem book of 
+poetry entitled "I Slurp My Coffee." (c)1995
+
+Fireguard schmireguard, I'm in the 
+Choir. Colorado 1st impression:
+Kansas border from plane-- looks like a 
+Rock; trees and houses stuck on it.
+Ski's suitcases like huge
+Musket carrying bags.
+Sight landing in plane?
+300 miles of beach sand.
+Welcome to the semi-desert.
+
+Dry mouth, nose bleeding off & on
+For 16 hours. Short of breath
+On a 1 flight staircase.
+Sore muscles ail all morning. From walking??
+Saltless water, oxygenless air; a
+Bouyanciless jellyfish float in a lake.
+Responseless foto-gray glasses just stay
+Dark. Closer to the sun? Crisp papertowels
+And toilet paper you can write on.
+
+Coffee houses everywhere. One 4 each 7-11.
+Aztec cooking all around. Empty rivers not
+Flowing under bridges; called a wash.
+Jasmin tea and onion bagel in 
+Ice cream parlour; ice cream
+And coffee in bagelteria. Lemon
+Zinger tea in mason jar over ice.
+
+"ROCKY MOUNTAIN HAIKU:
+Or Sign On Wall":
+DON'T DRINK AND ROCK CLIMB--
+YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HOLD
+YOUR LIQUOR. GOOD DAY.
+This has been ATI 70.
+dedicated to James Ingram Merrill
+Dead: gone; still with us
+Poiesies In Our Pockets.
+
+address all correspondence to:
+marco99@juno.com
+<keep them j-cards and e-mails comin'>
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+ATI 71. 3-16-97   1041pm
+
+Hello there. Prime Anarchist here. Many really cool things coming up
+in issues to follow. But then, of course I'd say that, right? Starting this 
+issue I'll reprint (in 5 or 6 episodes) "Marc Frucht's Guide To The 
+Unabomber's Manifesto" which was published in Stonington Conn. Dec. 1995.
+Yadda yadda! Lemme start with that right after the subscription info. Then
+on to the #'s run and the calendars and such. As usual a sub is phree for the
+taking. Just send 
+
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
+
+to:
+
+listserv@brazerko.com
+
+Letters to the ed? marco99@juno.com
+Web page? none yet.
+
+OK. here goes:
+        Part 1 of a 5 or 6 page doc entitled (hey!!! be glad i didn't call
+        it a trilogy and go 9 books.):
+
+-------------------------------------------------              
+MARC FRUCHT'S GUIDE TO THE UNABOMBER'S MANIFESTO.
+-------------------------------------------------
+                                   stonington, ct. dec. '95
+
+        If I had to pick a few thousand words to print in the paper and
+assure the reading public that this is basically what the unabomber people
+are saying in their manifesto they would be what follows: (you will notice
+that hardly any of them match what the Washington Post chose to include.
+But I've put three dots everywhere I've cut, and have kept in the paragraph
+#'s so you can look this all up if you can. See for yourself. The only 
+reason I'm trying to put my two scheckels in here, is I believe you are 
+being lied to, abused and there, hurt. The "few-thousand-words-they-need-
+to-know" were published August 2, 1995. The "full unedited uncensored"
+version was not published until 3 months later. Never mind the fact that
+I believe there's some footnotes missing, and possibly some entire lines and
+paragraphs, I think the time delay was unfair enough. Someone has decided 
+what you need to know, when you need to know it, and I believe with all my
+heart that this is wrong. By way of reopening government, or at least seeking
+real forum, here are the words I think were more important than the others.
+I'll highlight those that match the August publication, and I've begun and
+ended with short poems of my own, as I've always believed that metaphor is
+much more effective, important, and useful along with rhetoric and 
+propaganda.
+<picture. wooden metronome>
+Please Photocopy and Distribute Widely. -mf-
+
+TO THE TECHNOCRAT a peom by marc frucht. Dec. 23, 1995
+     I
+So what will YOUR bones bemoan
+When paleopeople pluck them back up from the craggy earth--
+Your youngers entruseted them to til time imemo-real?
+Eczema, mine cry that'll be all, pray,
+'cept maybe vegetarian: all but the first quarter century.
+Walked a lot maybe. Ran too much-- too many 10K's too much pasta.
+Will they know about my sex life? How about drug use?
+Abuse for that matter-- those silly teen-time years. 
+Caffeine-- my only real addiction I fear, 'cept if you count food in general.
+I'll leave this mark if I can: before during or after I pass
+(maybe I already did) "BEWARE," my humerus'll read, like a strange
+Egyptio-hyro-glypho curse. "If you roll me (or any of mine other mariners
+For that matter) I will rock you."
+
+Marco said that. Try for double or nothing?
+
+      II
+Roll the bones, my anthrofools.
+Turn the stones-- use obtrusive tools,
+Pluck up trees and leave a mess:
+You'll get yours' - ye, sevenfold or less.
+
+<picture. 2 story log cabin>
+
+1. The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for
+the human race...
+4. We therefore advocate a revolution against the industrial system. This 
+revolution may or may not make use of violence; it may be sudden or it may
+be a relatively gradual process spanning a few decades...
+50. The conservatives are fools: they whine about the decay of traditional
+values, yet they enthusiastically support technological progress and economic
+growth. Apparently it never occurs to them that you can't make rapid drastic
+changes in the technology and the economy of a society without causing 
+rapid changes in all other aspects of the society as well, and that such
+rapid changes inevitably break down traditional values.
+(CON'T NEXT ISSUE)
+
+pap #'s run is quite small this week to leave room for urgent schtuff.
+http://www.execpc.com/~tran/crossroads/MHF
+http://www.adbusters.org
+http://www.geocities.com/capitolhill/7996
+http://www.suck.com/daily/dynaframes/95/09/06
+http://www.netcore.ca/~locutus
+http://www.cheathouse.com
+http://www.vcomm.net/~crunch/play/history/index.html
+
+-------------
+calendular!!!
+-------------
+March 18th, 8:30 pm Wisconsin gathering of School of the Americas Watch.
+http://www.derechos.org/soaw for more info
+May 13, 1985 MOVE got bombed.
+
+HATE LETTERS & LOVE MAIL 
+Keep the ati's coming!
+It's the most worthwhile mail I get!
+   Hepcat
+
+Thanks for this link! I am adding it to the Homes Not Jails Boston
+webpage,
+which by the way is:
+http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/7996
+hey, why not add it to your next newsletter?
+Fight the power,
+-Chris
+  (ed. note: you got it.)
+
+Ona move! This is a SERIOUS CALL TO ARMS to MOVE's supporters, to all 
+revolutionary minded folks EVERYWHERE, and to EVERYBODY who is concerned
+about justice.
+   May 13, 1997 marks twelve years since the brutal vicious bombing and 
+murder of innocent babies, women, men and animals. Little has been done to
+really address the root of what caused the police attack on MOVE.
+This May 13, we are NOT having another TALK SESSION, nor another PROGRAM,
+we're having a work session. This year we're calling on serious-minded
+people to work with us to set an agenda, then fulfill it. We need you to tell
+us what re-sources you can offer - organizational and individual. We of
+MOVE will tell you specific things we think that are necessary. 
+   Be serious, be strong, be ready to work!!!
+ONA MOVE
+Ramona Africa. 
+   (ed ibid: excerpted from Africa's open letter)
+
+And now, an ATI recommended BOOK OF THE WEEK.
+"The Complete Laptop Computer"
+    -- David H Rothmann
+    Forward by William F. Buckley, JR.
+Swear to God. I read at least 3 pages of this one. And 2 were NOT Buckley's. 
+  - - -- - - - -- - -- -- -- - - -- ------- -- -- - -
+
+McBOEING MARRIAGE. Reprinted from THE CATHOLIC WORKER,  Jan/Feb '97. pg 5
+        To the tune of 13.3 billion dollars, Boeing and McDonnell-Douglas
+got married, pundits calling it a great match, and the couple seem very 
+happy indeed. As Sally Marx pointed out the cold war is supposed to be over,
+and still more than 50% of US tax dollars go for war preparations. These
+monies for organized violence, in some form or fashion, are collected by the
+IRS, which, believe it or not, has a "mission statement!" Now, maybe others
+don't find this funny, but I associate mission statements with religious 
+groups, although I know everybody and their dog seems to have one these days.
+In case you missed it, here it is:
+        THE PURPOSE OF THE IRS IS TO COLLECT THE PROPER AMOUNT OF TAX
+        REVENUE AT THE LEAST COST; SERVE THE PUBLIC BY CONTINUALLY IMPROVING
+        THE QUALITY OF OUR PRODUCTS AND SERVICES; AND PERFORM IN A MANNER
+        WARRANTING THE HIGHEST DEGREE OF PUBLIC CONFIDENCE IN OUR INTEGRITY,
+        EFFICIENCY AND FAIRNESS.
+                --pub. 594, Understanding the Collection Process.
+
+Now we end with JOURNAL POEM 2
+
+I feel misplaced;
+My rock used to be in the bank.
+Now it's washed down the river,
+Maybe at the bottom of the sea by now;
+Or maybe on top of some mountain.
+
+Whatever happened to John DeLorean? 
+That aluminum car - so costly. Maybe he
+Rusted, or washed into some sea.
+Of obscurity. Or invested.
+In fossil fuel.
+
+A miner's head-lamp, laptop and a 
+Portable computerprinter -- never mind
+Walderness Pond; I'll go write in a 
+Cave. Live on roots.
+You mean French onion soup's not
+Vegetarian?? Cheez whiz, gadzookamaluga.
+Prefix: Gad. Suffix: Uga. Root: zookamal.
+
+Do you remember cruisin' Main Street?
+Smaller towns still do it.
+Is this the 40's again: or what?
+They probably wear sharks tooths too.
+And fossils.
+
+With dry sense of humor; who needs a towel?
+
+Gadzookamaluga-
+Webster 1958. pg 569.
+(n)  ((bad expression. from early bourgeois,
+Gadfly- annoying. from caveman, ugh- dunno.
+Middle american for doggeral, bad poetry.)) 
+Someone who can't express himself well. 
+"What a gadzookamaluga." Clinically a 
+Writer's block. "I'm gadzookamaluga'd
+Now, go easy on me."
+Someone's rhetoric simply stinks.
+"Gadzookamaluga!"
+Great synonym for "Bullshit."
+
+"Dolapachont" is Navajo for "bullshit."
+I used to know it in Laguna too.
+    -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+
+g'nite and g'news.
+as per usual address all correspondence, corrugated metals, corrosive
+materials, correlated quips, corporate welfare and casual complaints to:
+marco99@juno.com
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+72    72    72    72    72    72    72    72    72
+
+
+
+        "'George' is simply a hybrid of 'The Nation,' 'The New Republic
+and 'People'- which is probably what we deserve in the Post-Gary Hart era." 
+                -- Off The Rack, Pg. 70. Spring '97 Coffee Journal.
+
+FULL OF HUBRIS, or full of hummus; it's ATI. Activist Times, Inseminated;
+Issue 72.
+May, 21, (day after the great meat boycott of) 1997.
+1159pm.
+
+AS ALWAYS a subscription to ATI is free.
+send:
+
+SUBSCRIBE ATI 
+
+as the message to:
+
+listserv@brazerko.com
+
+
+PAP #'s run for Friday nite. Prime Anarchist Production #'s are brought to
+you by the letter 'p.'
+http://www.extremecoffee.com
+http://www.fair.org/fair/
+http://www.geocities.com/soho/lofts/2532/links.html
+That's it for today. Sometimes Prime runs short #'d.
+
+LIBERATE
+<Picture: red, white and blue smelly and holy sport socks>
+YOUR SOCKS
+GET SOME COMBAT BOOTS
+
+
+        CALENDULAR
+MAR 31, 1995. Selena Killed.
+APR 3,4. Labor Conference. Cornell Univ.
+APR 4,5,6. SEAC Enviro-conf. Same Univ.
+APR 7 50th anniversary of Henry Ford's death.(does anyone know is birthday?)
+APR 14-18. Journalism Conference. Havana, Cuba.
+APR 24-30. International TV Turnoff Week.
+MAY 13, 1985. MOVE Bombing.
+NOV 28. Buy Nothing Day.
+
+MIDWEST UNDERGROUND MEDIA SYMPOSIUM
+On April 26, 1997 from 11am to 4pm at UMKC Royal Hall, 800 E. 52nd St.,
+Kansas City MO
+The major focus seems to be on Zines, including an exhibit titled:
+"ZINE: The Story Of A Four Letter Word."
+Guests include:
+V. Vale of ReSearch Pubs.
+Seth Friedman of Factsheet Five
+Ian MacKaye of Dischord Records.
+
+Table space is available $15 in advance.
+Call 913-649-9666 for more info.
+
+URGENT!!    URGENT!!    URGENT!!    URGENT!!
+
+WARNING: Do Not Read "Fuck You" Email. 
+        Should you receive mail on-line with "Fuck You" as the subject
+header, reply immediately. Do NOT read the file.
+        Put "Fuck You Too," in the subject box and do not (important: Do
+NOT) put anything in the message body. Doing so will cause the sentiment
+sector to reach overkill. Besides that you are in danger of being, seeming
+or looking redundant. Do not read the message sent to you under "Fuck You"
+after you have replied.
+        Reading "Fuck You" email will cause mass negative sentiment to spread
+far too rapidly and the happiness conversion interface will not be able
+to keep up.
+
+5 NEW COFFEEHOUSES TO TRY. (If you're near naturally)
+Beatniks Bagels. Boulder, COLO.
+Frontier Coffee. Moline, IL.
+Ojai Cafe Emporium. Ojai, CA
+Santa Cruz Coffee Roasting Company. Santa Cruz, CA
+Vermont Village Cafe. Washington, DC
+
+PAWN, (Prime Anarchist World News)
+National Desk:
+        reprinted from LA Times. (one word inserted)
+   Mattel Inc. Thursday won Federal Trade Commission approval to
+buy Tyco Toys Inc. in a $755 million stock deal that will place Tyco's
+Tickle Me Elmo and Matchbox cars under the same corporate roof as
+Hot Wheels, M-16's and Barbie.
+
+Seattle, WA. State Court of Appeals heard arguments for and against an 
+ordinance that prohibits sidewalk sitting. Discussion began Feb. 27 of this
+year. Expect that one to go on and on like that battery bunny.
+
+AMHERST, Mass. (follow-up. Many papers never follow up on much of anything.
+Here's but one of our many follow-ups:)
+175 students took over their comptroller's office March 3 peacefully.
+        The list of demands included a more diverse campus, more financial
+aid, daycare for student parents, and diversification of the faculty and
+staff. Both sides agreed to a series of three discussions that were to begin
+by the end of March. 
+        A web page dedicated to the student takeover can be reached at
+http://www.vms.oit.umass.edu/~gss/takeover.html (URL has not been verified.
+first verification please notify ATI at 
+marco99@juno.com
+
+FLASH..................
+hot off the presses
+FAH-Q The Irish Road Warrior Hits the road again. It's been years since 
+he has roamed the highways of america. When seen he was retired from the
+travel business.
+        (ed note: Look for him here among other places. You may or may not
+        see him.)
+
+HONG KONG- Wang Dan has agreed to leave the China in exchange for his release
+from prison. 27 year old Wang served 3 1/2 years for his involvement in
+the Tianamen Square demonstrations (that China still insists never happened)
+((imaginese: "you can leave now. You've served all your time as punishment
+for all that stuff you didn't do. Thank you for not protesting all the
+terribly heinous things that we don't ever do."))
+        Last October, he was sentenced to another 11 years in prison for 
+publishing essays critical of the Communist party and meeting with other
+dissidents. The government accused him of plotting subversion, and found
+him guilty after a four-hour trial.
+
+MESSAGES IN A BOTTLE
+ATI 71 was great. Did you retype the article from the Catholic Worker
+or do they distribute the magazine over e-mail?
+        pete
+        (ed: reprinted. a subscription to Catholic worker is 25c as always.
+        you CAN however get their mailing address online. 
+        http://www.cais.com/agf/cwtoc.htm
+        http://www.luminet.net/~jallaire)
+
+Please remove me from your mailing list. I don't enjoy getting these.
+        anon. 
+
+Thanks Marco... I wasn't sure what this "newsletter" was all about,
+Hey!
+I don't know who you are, but anyone who prints the Unabomber Manifesto
+can't be all bad. I've got 2 copies of it (and underlined) it
+several times. Plus I'd like to put parts of it in poetry and illustrate
+them. Plus, I have a web page with a bunch of fiction stories I wrote about
+the Unabomber.
+http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/2532
+So you know I'm quite fascinated with this character!
+Thanks!
+-Shadow
+
+GREAT SEGUE!!!
+
+Part 2 of . - . . - . . . - . . - . . . - . - . . . - . - .
+          MARC FRUCHT'S GUIDE TO THE UNABOMBER'S MANIFESTO
+          . . - . - . - . . . - . . - . . . - . . - . . - .
+67...our lives depend on decisions made by other people; we have no control
+over these decisions and usually we do not even know the people who make
+them. "(We live in a world in which relatively few people- maybe 500 or 1000
+make the important decisions"--
+Phillip B. Heyman of Harvard Law school, quoted by Anthony Lewis, New York
+Times, April 21, 1995.) Our lives depend on whether safety standards at a
+nuclear power plant are properly maintained; on how much pesticide is allowed
+to get into our food or how much pollution into our air; on how skillful (or
+incompetent) our doctor is; whether we lose or get a job may depend on
+decisions made by government economists or corporation execs and so forth.
+Most individuals are not in a position to secure themselves against these
+threats to more (than) a very limited extent. The individual's search for
+security is therefore frustrated, which leads to a sense of powerlessness.
+NOTE 11. ..we can't claim that today's acquisition-oriented culture is 
+exclusively a creation of advertising and marketing industry. But it is 
+clear that the advertising and marketing industry has had an important part
+in creating that culture. The big corporations that spend millions on 
+advertising wouldn't be spending that kind of money without solid proof that
+they were getting it back in increased sales. One member of FC met a sales
+manager a couple of years ago who was frank enough to tell him, "our job
+is to make people  buy things they don't want and don't need." He then
+described how an untrained novice could present people with the facts about
+a product, and make no sales at all, while a trained and experienced 
+professional salesman would make lots of sales to the same people. This 
+shows that people are manipulated into buying things they don't really want.
+68. ...Psychological security does not closely correspond with physical
+security. What makes us FEEL secure is not so much objective security as a
+sense of confidence in our ability to take care of ourselves. Primitive man
+threatened by a fierce animal or by hunger, can fight in self-defense or
+travel in search of food. He has no certainty of success in these efforts,
+but he is by no means helpless against the things that threaten him. The
+modern individual on the other hand is threatened by many things against
+which he is helpless: nuclear accidents, carcinogens in food, environmental
+pollution, war, increasing taxes, invasion of his privacy by large 
+organizations, nationwide social or economic phenomena that may disrupt his
+way of life.
+NOTE 12. The problem of purposeless seems to have become less serious during
+the last 15 years or so, because people new feel less secure physically and
+economically than they did earlier, and the need for security provides them
+with a goal. But purposelessness has been replaced by frustration over the
+difficulty of attaining security. We emphasize the problem of purposelessness
+because the liberals and leftists would wish to solve our social problems 
+by having society guarantee everyone's security; but if that could be done
+it would only bring back the problem of purposelessness.
+75. In primitive societies life is a succession of stages. The needs and
+purposes of one stage having been fulfilled, there is no particular 
+reluctance about passing on to the next stage...  it is not the primitive
+man, who has used his body daily for practical purposes, who fears the
+deterioration of age, but the modern man, who has never had a practical use
+for his body beyond walking from his car to his house. It is the man whose
+need for the power process has been satisfied during his life who is best
+prepared to accept the end of that life.
+76. In response... someone will say, "Society must find a way to give people 
+the opportunity to go through the power process." For such people the value
+of the opportunity is destroyed by the very fact that society gives it to
+them. What they need is to find or make their own opportunities. As long as
+the system GIVES them their opportunities it still has them on a leash. To
+attain autonomy they must get off that leash.
+80. People vary in their susceptibility to advertising and marketing 
+techniques. Some are so susceptible that, even if they make a great deal of
+money they cannot satisfy their constant craving for the shiny new toys that 
+the marketing industry dangles before their eyes. So they always feel hard-
+pressed financially even if their income is large, and their cravings are
+frustrated.
+94. ...One does not have freedom if anyone else (especially a large 
+corporation) has power over one, no matter how benevolently, tolerantly
+and permissively that power may be exercised. It is important not to confuse
+freedom with mere permissiveness.
+(CON'T NEXT ISSUE.)
+
+
+A 28TH CENTURY FABLE by Shadow
+        This tale was reported by a tireless researcher in the Human
+Archives, who noted its similarity with the earlier Robin Hood legends.
+        Long ago, (in the days of the humans) a tyrannical technocracy of
+scientists and their machines conspired to enslave the human race. In those
+days there came a brave man they called the Unabomber who fought for 
+humanity's future. He lived deep in the woods with his shadowy band of
+co-conspirators called the Freedom Club. They say that he could be everywhere
+at once, traveling all over the country to strike terror into the hearts
+of the oppressors. Legends also tell of his skills as a mighty mountain man
+who could hunt his own food in total darkness. They also say he may have had
+a secret identity as a shy professor. The story tells that the "mystical and
+awe-inspiring" Unabomber, after waging a long & lonely battle against 
+overwhelming odds, finally forced the Corporate Powers to publish his 
+written manifesto proclaiming the revolution at hand. But in the end, he was
+betrayed by his own brother. They paraded him before the courts in chains
+& shackles and decided his fate. But the legend of the Unabomber lives on to
+this day!
+
+We end this issue of ATI with 
+JOURNAL POEM 3
+        by prime anarchist. previously published in a 33-poem book of 
+poetry entitled "I Slurp My Coffee." (c)1995
+
+Old Pomes. New Pomes.
+Borrowed pomes; blue pomes.
+Funny pomes, sad pomes; goofy and glad pomes.
+Pomes pomes. pomes pomes, eat them up - yum.
+
+Make alliteration instead of legislation.
+Ah, all's well that "and's" well-
+And all are about action.
+Skip, jump, lay there, run, smile, frown.
+Run around, skip the jumping;
+Lay there down.
+
+Who chewed a page outa my pomes?
+You're not s'posed to chew:
+Eat them delicately.
+Luscious, yummy, soft delicious yellow pomes.
+Moist, meaty, mysterious succulent pomes.
+Pomes about poets, presidents, pests
+And pomes full of juice.
+I eat pomes.
+Do you eat pomes?
+Red pomes, yellow pomes, green poems.
+Don't eat the blue ones.
+
+This has been ATI
+address all corresponding thought to:
+ATI c/o
+marco99@juno.com
+
+
+
+
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+ATI: All Around The World. Check It Out...                           
+
+Subject: La vuelta a InterNet en 80 virus. Parte III
+The instruments of darkness tell us truths...
+	WilliamShakespeare. Macbeth.
+Usuario:BFY qu&eacute; m&aacute;s hay en Internet que se pueda transfer ir por FTP?
+Cracker: Virus vivos y muertos.
+Hacker: =A1Ya c&aacute;llate, Cracker!
+Amigo (usuario Avanzado): =A1Sopas! =BFOtra vez no lo vas a dejar hablar? C: No, ahora el que no va a hablar es el Hacker...
+H: =BFPara qu&eacute; es esa cuerda? =A1No! =A1Esp&eacute;rate! =A1No! =A1= Manita de puerco, no!
+=A1No me amarres! A1No! BFPara qu&eacute; es ese trapo? A1Nooooh mmm
+C: =A1Listo! As&iacute;, amarrado y amordazado, no vas a dar lata.
+H: =A1Mgrhmmmm!
+U: =BFY c&oacute;mo est&aacute; eso de los virus vivos y muertos?
+BFLos muertos son los virus que ya no existen? BFLos que ya no se usan?
+	=BFAlgo as&iacute; como el Lat&iacute;n es una "lengua muerta"?
+C: No, a esos se les llama virus "extintos".
+Los virus "vivos" est&aacute;n en c&oacute;digo ejecutable (programas .exe o .com),
+mientras que los "muertos" est&aacute;n en "papel" (en listados fuente).
+A: Los virus vivos se pueden activar o infectar f&aacute;cilmente con s&o= acute;lo
+	ejecutar el programa...
+C: S&iacute;, incluso los programas antivirus checadores de virus (Scanne= rs)
+	pueden detectar los virus en los programas ejecutables,
+	pero NO de los archivos de programas fuente en "Assembler".
+A: Pero es que esos virus est&aacute;n "muertos" porque requieren ser "traducidos"
+	o "ensamblados" a ejecutables...
+U: En ese caso, ser&iacute;an virus "latentes", =BFno?
+C: S&iacute;, bueno, el chiste es que No est&aacute;n "vivos".
+U: =BFY por FTP podemos "traernos" virus vivos?
+C: S&iacute;, inadvertidamente en un programa infectado, je je,
+o de un lugar como por ejemplo el que no me dej&oacute; decir el Hacker
+	el mes pasado: del usuario Chaos en Kaiwan...
+H: =A1Nfffsss!...
+U: =BFY no es peligroso tener virus vivos?
+C: Es peligroso para quien no le gusta el peligro... Adem&aacute;s del riesgo "tonto" de auto-contagio, 
+existe el riesgo de ser atrapado en la "cacer&iacute;a de brujas" contra pornograf&iacute;a, virus y dem&aacute;s "vicios"...
+H: =A1Tppprr!
+C: No te creo que no tengas vicios...
+Bueno, comencemos a dar direcciones porque sino nos apuramos, se acaba el espacio, o los quitan, o cambian de lugar... 
+como el ftp.u.washington.edu/public/alt.cyberpunk =A1que desapareci&oacute;!
+A: =BFY cu&aacute;les NO han desaparecido?
+C: Por ejemplo en server.netcom.com/pub/br/bradleym/ el usuario Bradleym tiene fuentes de virus en el directorio virus-source.
+U: =A1Virus muertos!
+C: =A1Andale! Adem&aacute;s tiene revistas electr&oacute;nicas sobre virus
+	en el directorio Zines, revistas muy "buenas" como 40hex,
+	CryPt, NuKE, IR Immortal_Riot y VLAD.
+H: =A1Pddgggttt!!!
+U: Este... =BFNo querr&aacute; opinar?
+C: Pues ya est&aacute; opinando.
+	Otro excelente lugar es paris.fc.net/pub/deadkat
+	en el que est&aacute; el "uNDERGROUND zINE aRCHIVE", o sea
+	el "Archivo de revistas subterr&aacute;neas".
+A: Pues si el usuario es un "Gato muerto", tiene que estar bajo tierra, BF no?
+C: S&iacute;, jeje. Pues siendo este el art&iacute;culo de Noviembre, estamos con los "t&eacute;tricos" temas de virus muertos
+	y la obscuridad de la noche de brujas.
+U: =BFTrato o truco?
+A: =BFTranza o trampa?
+H: =A1Nchtrrrr!
+C: En el lugar del gato muerto, en el subdirectorio hacking
+hay much&iacute;simas revistas electr&oacute;nicas sobre el arte del "hackeo",
+	como ATI Activist Times Incorporated, Digital_Murder, FBI...
+
+								 
+Welcome to ATI. Activist Times, Inc. It is Sunday. April 6, 1 a.m. 
+You are reading issue #73.
+
+There is no numbers run this week. Keep playing with the last ones I'd say.
+Oh, and send any neat ones you find here. (marco99@juno.com (hint, hint.))
+ATI GIVING COOL LINKS SINCE 1989.
+
+CALENDULAR SECTION is rather short too. I've been lazy in the research
+department. In fact, I'll put all the dates here within the Primenotes and
+then return to some editorializing before I get you into the stories. Oh, 
+there's also only one letter to the editor this week. We were at an 
+average of 3 which was pretty exciting. Anyone feel like sending one in?
+(ibid-hint, ibid-hint.)
+
+April 14-18 is the journalism conference I was hoping to go to in Havana
+Cuba. Shall have to try for next year's.
+24th to 30th of same month is International Turn Off your TV Week. If anyone
+wants to write a story about what it was like to watch no tellie, lemme know.
+
+Allen Ginsberg died the other day. I was hoping the old guy would never die.
+Oh well. If anyone gets his rent fix apartment, please donate it to ATI.
+It's right up the hall from where TAP and YIPL used to be put out. And
+you-all know Prime Anarchist here sees himself as the national youngest 
+yipster of the year, yadda, yadda, Thank Yawveh!!!
+
+So here's a moment of silence for Mr. Dare-To-Be-Gay's passing.
+							    
+							 
+							      
+							      
+							     
+							   !
+									
+							   
+							    
+					     Oy
+						 
+					     
+				      
+				 
+				 Feck.
+
+
+
+			    
+That's the closest to a Kaddish 'ya gonna get from this prime anarchist.
+Farewell, Allen Ginsberg. Body gone, your muse lives on. 
+
+WANNA READ SOME BULLSHIT? DEPARTMENT. by Anarchist Prime.
+"CANYON HOTEL?" reprinted from ARIZONA HIGHWAYS Magazine. January 1962.
+						      FORTY CENTS
+
+...In last month's beautiful issue of AH, I noted with interest the concern
+expressed by some readers over the possibility of a new hotel being built on
+the South Rim of the Grand Canyon. Lest your readers think that we are
+callous destroyers of nature, I would like to explain our position.
+	Western Gold & Uranium, Inc., has for some time been carrying on
+very profitable mining operations on the claim in question. It is our
+desire and intent to continue mining, but in order to do so we will have to
+rely on our extralateral rights under laws which enable us to mine under
+government-owned land adjacent to ours. In order to avoid costly litigation,
+our company has offered to give the government a deed to the entire claim.
+We are willing to do this in return for mining rights for 35 years. (ed note:
+YOUR TIME IS UP. GET THE *&%$ OFF THAT LAND BEFORE YOU DESTROY THE REST OF
+THIS PLANET) If our offer is accepted, we can mine ore that we feel we 
+already have a right to mine, and the government will acquire, at no cost,
+all surface and subsurface rights to our patented claim. No hotel will then
+be built...
+	... You see, we do not want to build a hotel. We are a public
+corporation, however and we have a duty to our stockholders... (blah, blah)
+... We will build the hotel to accomplish this end, but only as an 
+undesired alternative to mining our claim. If Uncle Sam will let us mine,
+we will mine. If he forces us to build a hotel, we will build a beautiful
+one...
+BRILLIANT ANALOGY DEPARTMENT...
+Anyone who has lived on that land or has relatives or friends out there,
+<raising hand for 2 or 3 of those> will see these two choices (bigger mines
+vs. new resort hotel) the same way they'd see these two choices:
+"I can rape you or shove this rattlesnake up your butt."
+
+SIGN FOUND IN CLINIC: Or Social Engineering Dept.
+Dental Students.
+Long Distance Phone Call Directions/Etiquette.
+1. Dial Campus Switchboard Operator. (dial -0)
+2. Identify yourself- giving your full name.
+3. Give city calling.
+4. Give complete telephone # including area code.
+If outside operator needed or assisted phone calls--
+Follow directions.
+
+GREAT IDEA: Reprinted From Social Justice E-Zine #24.  
+goforth@igc.org for more info. 
+
+...which amuses us every day and encourages us to continue. Every night
+from 19h30 to 20h00 (state news time) all over the city people come to
+their windows and balconies and make unresistable noise with whistles, 
+kitchen equipment, loudspeakers, chainsaws and drills... so it becomes
+impossible that anyone follows the lies on state news because of the noise.
+(ed note: Belgrade, Yugoslavia if you didn't already figure that out.)
+For those of you from out of town, we all look mad and lunatic, but we
+are having a lot of fun. With this action, demonstrations happen all over
+and not only on central streets and all those who didn't know or didn't want
+to know about it finally know what is happening. With all these actions
+Belgrade seems the most interesting place in the world to be right now.
+Other towns in Serbia are maybe not that active and interesting but it is 
+important that protests and marches continue there as well (Nis, Kraljevo,
+Valjevo, Pirot...) They also keep police dispersed. 
+Thanks to Bojan Aleksov For Kim and Ray Goforth's Zine, Social Justice.
+
+HACKERNOTE HACKERNOTE PHREAKNOTE (as if...) HACKER NOTE HACKER NOTE
+Did anyone hear Dark Tangent on National Public Radio Last Wednesday?
+Yeah, 2:30 p.m. on Talk of the Nation with Ray Suarez. (hope I spelled his
+name right. Oh well.)
+Mostly he was plugging his umpteenth annual Defcon in Las Vegas.
+http://www.defcon.org
+I'm about as interested in going to Defcon in LV as I would what with 
+going to see the Grateful Dead (with OR without) Jerry in LV. Hmmm. 
+Let's parachute in this summer. 
+Well there you go.
+
+Marc,
+do you have a homepage for ATI? I would like to add a link to the Spunk
+resources guide. Alternatively, how can people subscribe?
+-jj-
+
+(ed note: send email to 
+LISTSERV@BRAZERKO.COM
+with
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
+as the entire message.
+You will start getting an issue every Sunday)
+
+marc-
+
+your newsletter fucking sucks you moron:
+
+it takes my shit computer a week to download your mail.
+
+all complaints will be void as soon as you buy me a faster computer. 
+
+(don't take this so seriously as to discontinue my subscription)
+
+adios.
+anonymous.
+
+
+
+PART 3 OF MARCO'S GUIDE TO THE UNABOMBER'S MANIFESTO
+
+72. Modern society is in certain respects extremely permissive. In matters
+that are irrelevant to the functioning of the system we can generally do
+what we please. We can believe in any religion we like (as long as it does
+not encourage behavior that is dangerous to the system). We can do anything
+we like as long as it is UNIMPORTANT. But in all IMPORTANT matters the 
+system tends increasingly to regulate our behavior.
+(tune in next time when we analyze 95, 97, 114, 123, note 19, 125, and 127
+of unabom's megamanual on the meaning of life.)
+
+JOURNAL POEM 4 by me.
+Pictures DooDled -- Poor richarDs.
+Drunk as a skunk. Or was it 
+Broke As a sPoke.
+A Piss test my Donation.
+Army Days, in harm's ways like a 
+Drunken haze & some Prunk (*) with PeroxiDe 
+Strawbery brown (can you say attemPted
+BlonDe??) hair goes and gets about 
+Seven extra forks so her frienDs coulD
+All share her fettucini AlfreDo.
+They say Amerika is Dumming. 
+Well it DiD take me five years on one
+Book. "But no matter," Kerouac says.
+"The roaD is life."
+Does every town have a flea-market now
+At their Dog track?
+Please tiP the street singer - he's an
+Out of work Physics teacher, you know.
+
+Diga, Oye. SPot me a Dollar, eh?
+PayPhone with a Phist Phull of coPPer.
+Postcard of a Doll at GoD's GarDen's 
+TraDing Post.
+
+If you ran out of sPunk halfway uP the
+Rock woulD'ya Dangle uP there til 'ya
+MustarD more air or'D 'ya flail and
+Flinch 'til some guy with a winch 
+Came uP and saveD 'ya before you
+PlummetteD DeaD in your 
+
+Store-bought moccasins?
+
+Please feeD the Ducks.
+They're out of work sky tourists 
+From South Dakota.
+
+	INTERMISSION:
+	I think you'd have to be inside
+	A wooden outhouse in January to
+	See pearly white frost covering
+	String of spiderwebs all around
+
+Filing a Pile of PaPers
+Some Don't go anywhere.
+DeaD letter file? Making a Place
+Just Doing it, keePing mouth shut.
+Playing Pen like a Piano.
+Please PheeD the Politician.
+He's an out of work rabbi.
+
+Graphical ziti on unisex bathroom wall:
+   I shat in BermuDa
+   I shat in France
+   Before I shat here
+   I shat in my pants.
+
+Please Don't feeD the Poet
+He's an out of work
+Street musician mythological PhilosoPhical
+Sky-Diver from Denver.
+
+*Prunk -(Pronoun) half-breeD of PrePPy anD Punk.
+
+This has been Activist Thymes, Incorporated.
+And I was the Prime Anarchist.
+send all Korreschish Korrespondence, and anything else to 
+marco99@juno.com
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+74 74 74 74 74 74 74 74 74 74 74 74 74 74 74 74 74 74
+America I've given you all and now I'm nothing.
+America I misplaced a 720K floppy, mine. Can't find it.
+Will it turn up? Hopingly.
+March 13, 1997. I definitely can't stand my own mind.
+America when will we rid ourselves of all violence and
+Naked agression?
+Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb.
+I feel shitty, leave me alone.
+I'm like a wound with legs.
+I'll write the rest of this borrowing heavily 
+When I'm good and readily.
+America when will we be free?
+When will you take off your clothes?
+When will you stop eating people?
+America why are your libraries full of fears?
+America when will you send food unconditionally to everybody?
+I'm sick of your insane demands.
+When can I go somewhere and buy something with my looks?
+There must be some other way to live than consumption.
+You are machinery America. Nothing more. 
+Ginsberg is dead and I steal his posies gladly.
+Ring around your holier-than thous. I spit on your Tupperware coffin.
+Are you being sinister or is this some form of practical joke?
+Well, Til Eulenspiegel doesn't like it so 
+Knock it off America.
+When will cops smile and say "have a nice day?"
+Let me make my point for peat's sake.
+Hummous. Sprouts. Beans, Kurdistanis and whey.
+No way.
+America, you're silly. I think you're chronologically 12.
+Psychosis, America you'll choke on your own Exxon mine.
+America I miss Abbie Hoffman. 
+Thomas Merton and Dorothy Day. Peter Maurin and Mitch Schneider.
+America
+        SHUT THE SCHOOL OF THE ASSASSINS DOWN!!!
+Free Leonard Peltier he keeps embarrassing me. As do Mumia Abu Jamal.
+I'm proud to be America? I'm horny for justice America.
+I haven't seen democracy in my lifetime.
+        SHUT DOWN THE CRANDON MINE AND GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF NAVAHOPI LANDS.
+America I used to be an anarchist when I was young and stupid.
+Now I'm balding and cynical and horny for nonviolent revolution.
+If I knew how to overthrow your sorry ass conflict-oriented International
+Insecurity State without tanks and squadrons I'd've done it a decade ago.
+I'm proud to be an American just as I'm proud to be an anarchist.
+America my mind is made up of LSD, potassium, salt, fibroptics, silocon
+and seminary school.
+America I'm a jew and I'm a Christian but your jews for jesus movement
+Pisses me off. 
+America I still haven't told you what you did to me when I came back from 
+The Persian Gulf.
+I'm sick of your dumb smartbombs and your news blackouts and your dead civilians
+By the Chinook-130-load
+I'm addressing you, you fagbashing homophobe.
+Are you going to let your emotional life be run by Turner Network Television?
+Oh I see, America, your new boyfriend is Bill Gates.
+I'm obsessed by Bill Gates. I want to lick his DOS.
+It occurs to me that I am Bill Gates.
+I am talking to myself again. I do that.
+America how can I write anything but this shit when you still hold your
+Itchy Finger on a Plutonium 239 trigger? 
+America I know the Unabomber. He used to log onto my BBS.
+America Captain Crunch is a little weird but he's really a nice guy.
+Leave him alone and stop eavesdropping on his emails to me.
+America you are guilty of wirefraud. How do I press charges against
+America? You'll just have me killed or something. Or worse, waste taxpayers
+Dollars following me 3 Ford LTD's deep.
+America go ahead and put Taco Bell on the Rio Grande.
+America when I was 10 my mother and father brought me to hippy church 
+Be Ins and I had sex with teenage girls. Don't knock my mother and father
+They are the best Republicans you've got. 
+America you don't really want any more wars.
+Stop stockpiling diseases. 
+America we're one antibiotic away from mass oblivian.
+Cut it out with the Bovine Growth Hormones and the pig enzymes in cheddar
+Cheese.
+America this is quite serious. There are lots of people who are way too
+Fat and way too thin and they can't help themselves because they watch
+Too much David Letterman and Thighmaster commercials.
+America am I right?
+Are we going to wipe ourselves out in 2003?
+Will we take all of the beautiful innocent animals with us?
+Have we lost all our topsoil like Rome?
+America I await Vatican III in 3D.
+
+This issue of ACTIVIST TIMES, #74 is dedicated to Allen Ginsberg, Thomas
+Merton and some dead nuns in El Salvador.
+
+Welcome to my neighborhood. This is ATI74 and I am prime anarchist. (no web page yet)
+
+<picture> - Allen Ginsberg, Peter Orlovsky and friends of Rocky Flats Truth
+Force, meditating on R.R. Tracks outside Rockwell Corporation Nuclear 
+Facility's Plutonium bomb trigger factory, Colorado, halting trainload of
+waste fissile materials on the day Plutonium Ode was completed, July 14, 1978
+   Photo by Steve Groer, Rocky Mountain News.
+
+There were no submissions of URL's or hot phone numbers so you all must 
+be either enjoying quietly reading, or shy.
+Please send all feedback (good OR bad) to 
+marco99@juno.com
+
+A Short VH1 review:
+   If I have to see and/or hear Celine Dion show us all how hard it is to be
+"all by myself" one more time per hour I may just Nuke viacom, corp.
+
+ATI, one big 11K opinion page.
+ATI, above ground since 1997.
+74 trombones led the big parade;
+And 3 little hornys blew toot, toot
+Toot; all the way home.
+Activist Times, Inundated. Giving K00l links since 1989.
+
+
+#'s #'s #'s #'s #'s #'s #'s #'s #'s #'s.
+I've only got 3. I'll give more when I get.
+Hint, hint, hint. <clears throat.>
+
+http://www.vip.fi/~lainepe/xfiles/hpa.htm
+http://iceberg.anchorage.net/users/tonedef/hotlist.html
+http://www.paradise.net/sergiotv/wwp.html
+wait, this just in:
+
+http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/4933/walmart.html
+   (I suggest you tool around that SOHO a little  I remember seeing
+   neat doodads around there somewhere.)
+And last but not least:
+http://www.win.net/~cjc/fear/fear.html
+    (thanks, Carl. Thanks, Pamela.)
+
+Well let me tell you 'bout the way she looked, 
+The way she acted, the color of her hair...
+
+APRIL 27, mark your calendularia.
+March on PHILLY. 
+JOBS NOT JAILS. (212)633-6646 if you can make it at 1pm
+(215)724-1618 if you need a note from your mom or will be late.
+
+PRESS RELEASE - PROTEST at Clinton's Summit Meeting.
+End workfare; restore the right to welfare; real jobs at a living wage.
+Hands off Medicaid, Medicare and Social Security
+Stop cuts in education; no tuition increases
+Housing for people, not profit.
+CIA drugs out of the community
+   (editor's note. Sign atop microbus, 1990: CIA OUT OF USA)
+End the death penalty. (did you know there's a moratorium pending as we
+chat?)
+Money for AIDS not the Pentagon
+Defend affirmative action
+Full rights for immigrants
+End corporate pollution
+Reproductive rights now; end clinic bombings.
+Lesbian/gay/bi/trans rights
+Stop the US war against Cuba.
+Free Mumia, Leonard, Geronimo and the Puerto Rican Political Prisoners.
+      -#-
+
+CHILDREN OF WOOD AND METAL
+        by Shadow. (ed note: this is a very long piece. It will show in
+                    the next 5-20 issues as a saga. Consider it a good
+                    alternative to the Starwars mega-ilogy)
+   He had never had any children, and he probably never would,
+this ragged man named Ted Kaczmaryk who rode a junkyard bicycle.
+Nevertheless, he was intimately acquainted with the immensity of life and
+death on this planet. He was a very creative man.
+   His mind was in a ferment today as he peddled up the hill toward his
+cabin. He'd spent all day at the town library, catching up on the world's 
+news. One article in particular haunted him. He could not get it out of 
+his mind as he labored up Stemple Pass Road.
+   A yellow school bus was stopped by the cluster of mailboxes, disgorging
+a horde of children. One of them waved to Ted, who recognized the boy as
+Dan, the librarian's son. Ted lifted a finger in return, but did not 
+speak (ed note: that is "way" montana/colorado/arizona) Two other boys 
+turned to stare at him. There goes that weirdo, said one to the other,
+and they both laughed.
+      TO BE CONTINUED IN ATI 75 NEXT WEEK.
+
+    "TECHNOLOGY causes our lives to no longer be our own." Thomas Merton, 
+1955. (right about the same time MacDonalds sold their first thousand.)
+
+
+
+----------
+DISCLAIMER all the views you see before you are not necessarily those
+----------
+of Prime Anarchist Productions members at large or small. But they
+probably ought to be.
+
+PART IV OF MARC FRUCHT'S GUIDE TO THE UNABOMBER'S MANIFESTO.
+Previously Published in paper form December 1995. Timed but oh so timely.
+
+95. It is said that we live in a free society because we have a certain
+number of constitutionally guaranteed rights. But these are not as
+important as they seem. The degree of personal freedom that exists in a 
+society is determined more by the economic and technological structure of
+the society then by its laws or its form of government.
+NOTE 16. When the American colonies were under British rule there were
+fewer and less effective guarantees of freedom than there were after the
+American Constitution went into effect, yet there was more personal freedom
+in pre-industrial America, both before and after the War of Independence 
+than there was after the Industrial Revolution took hold in this country...
+95. (con't) Most of the Indian nations of New England were monarchies, and
+many of the cities of the Italian Renaissance were controlled by dictators.
+But in reading about these societies one gets the impression that they
+allowed far more personal freedom than our society does...
+97. Constitutional rights are useful up to a point, but they do not serve
+to guarantee much more than what might be called the bourgeois conception
+of freedom. According to the bourgeois conception a "free" man is 
+essentially an element of a social machine and has only a certain set of 
+prescribed and delimited freedoms; freedoms that are designed to serve the
+needs of the social machine more than those of the individual... But what
+kind of freedom does one have if one can use it only as someone else 
+prescribes? FC's conception of freedom is not that of ... bourgeois
+theorists. (I almost spelled that terrorist, had to do a doubletake)
+The trouble with such Theorists is that they have made the development and 
+application of social theories their surrogate activity. Consequently the
+theories are designed to serve the needs of the theorists more than the needs
+of any people who may be unlucky enough to live in a society on which the
+theories are imposed.
+(CONTINUED NEXT ISSUE)(For those just joining in, and others keep in mind:
+this is just a primer. I've picked the ones that I think we need to know of.
+I've left out the ones the Washington Post and New York Times picked that
+didn't seem to make sense, kept in the most important 4500 words. T'least
+that's MY opinion. Read the whole thing please and make up your own mind.
+I urge you NOT TO BELIEVE ME BLINDLY OR THE OTHER PRESSES.)
+
+JOURNAL POEM 5 previously published in a UCONN quarterly under a true name.
+fall '95.
+Woman wearing topaz bolo tie
+Dismantles her "NO TRESPASSING"
+Unfurls her new "NO SKATEBOARDING."
+
+Cooling off by a fake waterfall
+I watch lead, rhythm and bass 
+Zylophonists play "Not what it used 
+To Be," their final cut-
+Slices thru my heart like Swiss Army
+Sawblade thru sun-melted butter.
+Hold the Coke and smile, I want
+RC Cola and a wince.
+
+Slept thru half an Eagles song-
+Woke up; clock saying 1189 p.m.-
+2 many people w/ fake black hair-
+1st Ronald McDonald was vegetarian-
+Guess I woke up on the wrong side of-
+The driver's seat: damn those digitals.
+
+Dale Carnegie once said, "Plan for 
+The worst -- and hope for the best."
+"This isn't a bagel," he said once 
+Too, "It's white bread with a hole."
+
+Inchworms are the same, the world over:
+Just a little different in size.
+
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+
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+75! 75! 75! 75! 75! 75! 75!  Right down to the filled in E's: 
+It's ATI. Activist Thumbs, Intertwined.
+
+ATI 75. The Index Issue.
+April 20, 1997. 7:15 pm.
+Earth Day Cometh Soon.
+
+Well, without further ado: Herein lies the infamous infomaniack activist
+times, incorporated index. I'll call it:
+EACH ISSUE IN A WORD OR FOUR, a prime anarchist productions archival 
+presentation.
+   Prime Anarchist wishes to thank The Skeptic Tank for starting this index.
+
+1 CIA Campus Recruiting              38 Environmental Issue
+2 Infomaniac BBS                     39 Abbie Hoffman Was Not Famous
+3 First Numbers Run                  40 I Got The Blues Issue
+4 Gov't Contractors Issue            41 War On Drugs Issue
+5 General Dynamics Issue             42 Continuation of 41
+6 Police Issue                       43 Star Trek Issue
+7 Anarchist Cookbook Warnings        44 Special Makeup Issue. Tammy Faye
+8 The Jesus Christ Incarnate Tour       Janet Jackson. Prime Anarchist
+9 The Missing Issue                     Goes Underground
+10 The 40 Column Manifesto           45 Bits & Pieces Issue
+11 Ground Zero Joins The Crew        46 Pseudonyms, Aliases
+12 Environment Fnord Tormant         47 We're Back, And We're Bad.
+13 Thirteen Colonies Issue           48 Losers, Lamers, LD and Lust
+14 Sprint Harrassment 88             49 Sundevil Info
+15 It Ain't The Machine It's         50 Equal Access Hackers Guide
+   The Operator                      51 CUD. Hunter S. Thompson. Telecom
+16 PMRC. Censorship                  52 Poor Man's Shortwave
+17 Tip The Scales Of Justice         53 Reprint Of Midnite's Unix File
+18 How To Get It Done                54 Thoughts On The Draft
+19 More Phed Phun. Bush + Noriega    55 Birth Of a CoCot
+   = Drugz. Peacenet Carries ATI     56 Legal Stuff
+20 FBI Library Scams                 57 Letters To ATI
+21 Special Condom Issue              58 More Letters To ATI!
+22 New Jersey Bell Issue             59 More Mail & Rodney King Discussion
+23 Special Yipster Issue. Wavy Gravy 60 Moscow Modem Hunt
+24 ATI Gets Sentimental              61 Happy Harry Hardon Changes His
+25 First 80 Col. Issue                  Handle To Happy Hacker
+26 Odds & Ends Issue                 62 2600. Election Opinions
+27 Scared, Real Scared               63 914 Raid. Hacker Crackdown. Wired
+28 Hackers: One Man's Definition     64 ATI Returns. Hey Mon. MCI
+29 Pot Issue                         65 Subscriptions Always Free. Kerouac
+30 Chatline Info                     66 The Sexy Issue
+31 Misanthropic Thoughts in Jersey   67 FBI. Fashion Bashin Month. SOA.
+32 Anarchy Issue                     68 Dennis Rodman. Guess Jeans
+33 Chicken Alert                     69 The Sexy Issue. For Real This Time
+34 Bust Info '89                     70 Canary Islands. Cochineal. C.C.
+35 Unix Security                     71 Unabomber. McBoeing
+36 Mayday Issue. Car Revenge         72 Hubris. Mattel Merger Mania
+37 Spotlight: Don Luby's. Fone Sex   73 ATI Espanol. Prague World News.
+                                     74 Special Allen Ginsberg Issue. 
+                                     75 The Index Issue.
+For Back Issue Info email 
+marco99@juno.com
+
+L2E. (the letters to the editor section)
+
+Marc,
+Someone commented on how good the hummus was last time!!!!!
+loVe.rEvoLuTion.liberATion.nOw.
+laurie
+
+Marco,
+Thanks for ATI 74!! You wanted feedback and URL's? Ya got 'em!
+feedback: I didn't know you really would print my story! Thanks!
+I loved your poems. Here's my URL
+Outcast! writing, Wranting & Unabomber fiction
+http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/2532
+thanks again!
+-Shadow-
+
+Hey Prime,
+I figgered you'd dig this quote from Allen Ginsberg from 
+a recent interview. Well no real recent. He's dead. 
+/The ban also stretches apparently to cover the internet. I ask 
+Ginsberg is he into technology or the information superhighway?/
+"No," he laughs. "I have one of those laptop PC's but I don't know how
+to work it. I have an office and a secretary who knows all about it.
+She's gonna teach me someday."
+Joe Camel.
+
+I'm not sure which photo you refer to here.  (last issue's Allen Ginsberg
+photo) A photo by Joe Daniels of four
+women & Peter & Allen meditating on the tracks with the train in the
+background, was published in People Magazine in the summer of '78.  Same
+photo is in the Pocket Poets Series #40 edition of Plutonian Ode, but there
+the date is in error.   The photo was taken _June_ 14 or 16th - I can't
+find my summons right now, a month before Ginsberg notes he completes the
+poem in Boulder (line 50-51).  "A Year of Disobedience," (text by Keith
+Pope, photos by Joe Daniel) where the poem was also published, noted the
+date of the photo as June 16.  Ginsberg & Orlovsky had been spending quite
+a bit of time during the previous few weeks "on the tracks", reading,
+talking, chanting, meditating with us.  "The tracks" was a peace camp
+before the women of Greenham gave global currency to the concept.
+& I was almost there.  I was arrested that morning when the train was on
+its way in to Rocky Flats, and  friend & housemate Mary Lowers was one of
+the women joining Allen & Peter & three others on the tracks that afternoon
+when the train came out.  In Joe Daniel's photo, Carrie Grabo is on the
+left, next to Peter and then Allen, and on the other side of the tracks
+are, left to right, my friend Mary, Alice Braverman and a women whose name
+escapes me now.  It was great.  The cops & RF security thought they had
+cleared the tracks after the morning bust, and they prevented people from
+re-occupying while the train was in the plant.  The Joe Daniels photo was
+taken as the train crested a slight rise before descending down to the main
+line, and as the conductor peered over the close horizon, he spotted the
+six meditating and screeched to a halt.  Outwitted cops came running from
+up on the road, behind the train,to find the spoilers of their operation on
+the tracks.
+I remember Ginsberg most from this time, when I first was exposed to his
+poetry, & listening to the poetry of Blake (Tiger, Tiger) accompanied by
+squeezebox, sitting with 40 others on facing rails, a cork in Rocky Flats
+butt.
+Jack
+
+>-REMEMBER MAY 13!
+>-FREE THE MOVE 9!
+>-FREE MUMIA ABU-JAMAL!
+>-FREE ALL POLITICAL PRISONERS!
+>-LONG LIVE MOVE!
+>May 13, 1985 is remembered as the Urban Holocaust, when the 
+>Philadelphia Police Department waged a full scale military assault on 
+>the MOVE Organization.  In the end 11 MOVE members, 5 of which were 
+>children, were murdered and a neighborhood was destroyed due to a bomb 
+>being dropped on the MOVE home.  The MOVE Organization, through the 
+>teachings of JOHN AFRICA, continues to fight for the immediate release 
+>of their 9 brothers and sisters being unjustly incarcerated for being 
+>MOVE members after the August 8, 1978 police assault. MOVE fights this 
+>system wherever LIFE is being mistreated. MOVES BELIEF IS IN LIFE!
+>LONG LIVE MOVE!
+>LONG LIVE JOHN AFRICA!
+>This demonstration is sponsored by DETROIT FRIENDS OF MOVE, the 
+>Coalition to Free Mumia Abu-Jamal and All Political Prisoners and the 
+>Pan-African Student Union. (313) 568-9870 
+
+Forget the Pulitzers!
+The Learning Alliance, Seven Stories Press and Project Censored Present
+PROJECT CENSORED AWARD CEREMONY
+Tuesday, May 6  7pm
+at the World Room & Lecture Hall, Journalism Building,
+Columbia University, 116th St & B'way
+ 5:30pm Free Reception with Refreshments
+Sponsored by Covert Action Quarterly & Common Courage Press
+Keynote Address by Gary Webb, whose article in the San Jose Mercury News
+broke the story about the CIA/ CONTRA/ CRACK connection.
+With  Karl Grossman, Julianne Malveaux, John Stauber, Holly Sklar, Nancy
+Kranich, Peter Phillips, William Lutz, Dolly Lymburner, Michael King,
+Michael Rust, Ed Ayers, Mike Hudson, Barbara Seaman, David Burnham, Terry
+Allen, and  others.
+Registration: $10 $15 $20 Sliding scale (Register early for lowest price or
+to arrange barter)
+To Register, more info, or a free catalog
+call the Learning Alliance at (212) 226-7171
+
+
+(PACKER) - PRIME ANARCHIST CHICKEN KWIKIE EDUCATIONAL REVIEW.
+    Kenny Rogers Chicken in HMF hotel chains providing room service.
+    Don't believe the ads hawking convenience. "It's going to be a cross
+between a microwave and a convection oven," Says Kenny in a national press
+conference. He believes you will find it delicious even at 4 a.m. A desk
+clerk, he claims, could push the buttons and get you that delicious meal.
+    Bottom line? 
+    Almost 20 people in each hotel near you are going to be laid off. 
+Victims of corporate downsizing at its ugliest. Don't believe a word you
+see on tellie.
+
+A quick pap#'s run and then we're off to the unabomber stuff...
+http://ei.cs.vt.edu/ncs6704/papers/meyer.txt
+http://www.cruzio.com/~jimg/perc.htm
+http://squishy.com/drugs/marijuana/growers/potgrow-2
+
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+PART V OF MARC FRUCHT'S GUIDE TO THE UNABOMBER'S MANIFESTO
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+     "by way of reopening government... here are the words I think
+     were more important than that which NYTimes and WASHPost picked."
+                           -=)-
+114....modern man is strapped down by a network of rules and regulations
+and his fate depends on the actions of persons remote from him whose
+decisions he cannot influence. This is not accidental or a result of the 
+arbitrariness of arrogant bureaucrats. It is necessary and inevitable in any
+technologically advanced society. The system HAS to regulate human behavior
+closely in order to function. At work people have to do what they're told...
+or production would be thrown into chaos... It is true some restrictions
+on our freedom could be eliminated, but GENERALLY SPEAKING the regulation of
+our lives by large organizations is necessary for the functioning of 
+industrial-technological society. The result is a sense of powerlessness on
+the part of the average person. It may be, however, that formal regulations
+will tend to increasingly be replaced by psychological tools that make us
+want to do what the system requires of us. (propoganda, educ. techniques,
+"mental health" programs, etc.)
+123. If you think that big government interferes in your life too much NOW,
+just wait till the government starts regulating the genetic constitution of
+your children. Such regulation will inevitibly follow the introduction of
+genetic engineering of human beings, because the consequences of 
+unregulated genetic engineering would be disastrous.
+NOTE 19. Just think an irresponsible genetic engineer might create a lot
+of terrorists.
+125. It is not possible to make a LASTING compromise between technology and
+freedom, because technology is by far the more powerful social force and
+continually encroaches on freedom through REPEATED compromises...
+127. A technological advance that appears not to threaten freedom often
+out to threaten it very seriously later... Since the introduction of 
+motorized transport the arrangement of our cities has changed in such a
+way that the majority of people no longer live within walking distance of 
+their jobs, shopping areas and recreation, so that they HAVE TO depend
+on the automobile for transportation. Or else they must use public 
+transportation, in which case they have even less control over their own
+movement than when driving a car... (when a new item of technology
+is introduced as an option that an individual can accept or not as he 
+chooses, it does not necessarily REMAIN optional. In many cases the new
+technology changes society in such a way that people eventually find
+themselves FORCED to use it.)
+
+
+PART II OF "Children Of Wood And Metal" by Shadow.
+(Con't from last issue)
+"it can be a bit disjointed unless the reader knew it was a fictional
+story about the "Unabomber" (suspect). So here's the story about the 
+alleged Unabomber, a hermit who lived in Montana..."
+
+   The man named Ted did not notice their scorn. He might have noticed it
+three days ago when his sole preoccupation was getting his spring crop 
+planted. But not now. Now the words of the article he had read crowded 
+out all other awareness.
+   "...a researcher at CalTech has discovered a genetic marker that can
+identify the potential of criminal or antisocial behavior..."
+   Ever since he saw them, Ted felt the slow rage building. Like some old
+steam-driven engine, grinding its gears, building power and heat to some 
+inexorable climax. How to stop it, how to power it down?
+   Ted gripped the bicycle handles. "I swore I wouldn't do it again."
+he bowed his head helpless before the power overtaking him. Where did it
+start, he wondered... when was the connection made between his own wretched
+life and the larger imprisonment against which he was compelled to fight?
+   "They laid me on the altar of science..." an old grievance welled up; 
+my brain and soul a sacrifice to the New Religion. Genius boy, smarter than
+the rest. He doesn't know how to carry on a normal conversation, but that's
+alright, someday he'll be building Rockets for the US of A.
+   Ted swerved to avoid a broken beer bottle in the road.
+(Con't next issue...)
+
+JOURNAL POEM 6 by Marc Frucht
+
+50 mete(o)rs per hour;
+Quite a shower to see.
+Playing Celtic music;
+Drinking coffee at Java
+At the Hut eating the "Longest
+French fries in Colorado,"
+I read "Continued On Back Flap,"
+By Sue Dunham.
+
+Chapel of the Open Air uses the
+Thomas Jefferson version of 
+The Bible. Pavilion protects
+Overhead, logs to sit on;
+Unfinished lumber lectern.
+Long walks in the park, just B4 dark,
+Married couple - listening to
+Seperate walkman stereos
+As they stroll the walkway.
+Who needs canteen hiking when
+7-11's every hundred yards?
+
+Splast (n) from Coloradan - "blast"
+Early Rhode Islandan "splash," to
+Have a great deal of fun, wet.
+"Splastic," using rubber rafts in
+Said funmaking. "Splasm" having 
+Simply too much water fun.
+Eg: "Bring your friends over to the
+Flash flood. We're having a splast."
+
+Thanks for the etymology
+Earl Grey.
+
+Welp, that's all for ATI 75. 
+As always a subscription is phorever phree.
+Simply send the message:
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+
+Good News And Good Night.
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+Romper Stomper bomper boo,
+Tell me tell me, tell me do.
+Magic mirror, tell me today,
+Did all my friends have fun at play?
+I see Newt, and Jesse; Tipper and Elizabeth;
+George and Manuel; Oliver and Ronald;
+Colin and Norman, Colin! Get your hands off Newt's you
+know what. I've told you once, and I've told you a 
+thousand times. This country, and especially TV land
+simply cannot handle inter-racial, gay relationships.
+   Shame on you, Now walk on that Lego balance beam, 
+sponsored by Hasbro, Proctor and Gamble, and Monsanto
+corp. Colin, walk from one end to the other with your
+pants down. We're each going to take turns spanking your
+dark little heiney.
+   Des Moines, Iowa, it's Sunday, April 27, 1997 and this is
+ATI, (Activist Tupperware, Incorporated) Issue #76.
+1776? 1976? Que revolutionario, mi publicacion tirada es mui  
+tirado y frescura, novedad. 76. 76. 76. 76.
+   OK. So the romper room lady is dead. Long live the romper room
+lady. Yeah. Miss Nancy Claster died of cancer the other day at 82. 
+Remember her magic mirror?
+I see Anais Nin, and Gore Vidal, George Plimpton and Martha? 
+Mariel? Margot? Is that you? What are you all doing in that hot-tub?
+   Holy Apropos!
+   Eugene Stoner, 74, Designer of the M-16 (did you say Hasbro???) picked
+the same day to die?? And the NY Times, schmaltzo schlock-mongers that
+they are, put his picture right next to Miss Nancy's!!!
+   I see Mattel, Hasbro, Colt, Smith & Wesson...
+   I remember my first M-16 vividly. #59209-3a. because it had Hasbro 
+hand guards. Not a whole Hasbro like others I've had, the chamber and
+trigger mech. was made by Colt in my home state of CT. 
+   In fact two buildings down from the Regency apartments in Bridgeport
+where my grampa was a super. How was I to know when I was playing Tonka
+trucks, GI Joes, watching Romper Room and Mr. Rogers I would grow up to
+score expert on M-16, AK-47 AND the Afghani 5-shot sniper rifle? Only
+sharpshooter on grenade though, so keep me away from the white phosphorus.
+   How was I to know I'd Miss Gulf War Syndrome by one digit on my ss#?
+How was I to know I'd become a conscientious objector AFTER receiving an 
+Honorable Discharge. How was I to know I would become an LSD fiend while
+on active duty (it's more "normal" than you'd think) only to quit cold
+turkey (no patches, hypnotists or 1-900#'s for me, pal) the minute my
+End-Terminate-Service was filed?
+   Thank you Hasbro, you make me want to puke. Thank you Miss Nancy. You
+showed me how to see magic. You can never know. Thank you Eugene Stoner,
+for inventing such a beautiful well functioning, defense-only (yeah, right.
+mommy, what's a tumbler round??) piece of freedom protection.
+   I almost want to break my pacifist vow and commit violence on your
+casket, Stoner Gene. But your corpse is art, and as quoth Dante: "Violence
+to art more heinous be than murder of children, verily."
+   The God that made you dead is the same beautiful God who brought us the
+New Deal, New World, peace in the mideast, Mother Theresa and Ronny 
+Raygun's lovely radio voice.
+   Sublime, man.
+   Be glad I never had GI Joe and his twins gang-raping Barbie in the back
+of a Tonka truck. I saw that in the park the other day and the mom?
+Obliviously busy reading the most recent Topaz Danielle Steele Harlequin
+Romance novel.
+   OK, last week's Topaz Danielle Steele Harlequin Romance novel.
+
+You notice how close "cosmic" and "comic" look? Now, that's divine
+comedy. I'm prime anarchist and that, my friends, was my column. A
+triple whammy double obituary feature. And now on to the good stuff.
+Odzooks. I promise. 
+
+SNL Notes: a Prime Anarchist Production. 
+   I finally found someone with more makeup caked on her face than
+Tammy Faye Bakker. That gorgeous "chick" in the band No Doubt. Is she
+covering up crater face by the pound or what? Oh well. Doesn't 
+disillusionment drag you down?
+   Is GE Smith sick? Dead? Retired? I didn't see the reputedly under-
+rated stage-hog guitarist the whole show. Heard a rumor he can't get along
+with Martin Short. Oh Prima Donnie...
+   At any rate -- if the guy's gone I'll start watching SNL regularly
+again for the first time since John Belushi straddled a toilet and
+speed balled his brains out. Dude, that hit me hard too. Curt Cobain's got
+nothing on you. 
+   ADBUSTERS MOMENT!!!  Attention please: The Purpose Of Saturday Nite
+Live Is To Sell $30,000 Automobiles. 
+   By the way, I really like No Doubt a lot. Attn: Dave Fischer. Is the
+lead singer your ex-girlfriend, Vanessa???
+   Cars.
+   One more car ad after this Gatorade commercial and they lose me.
+   Going, going. Gone.
+
+ATI, like one big long editorial page. The Rag Read Round the Riverbend.
+Fold it up and use it for, well... never mind.
+
+On with the show. 
+LETTUCE FROM OUR READERS. (To Steal a MADism)
+
+Prime,
+Sample ATI issue.
+Interesting.
+Jay
+
+Special Thanks to George Metesky's double
+Randy Sigman. (you can use my last name)
+
+Attention: Doc Telecom.
+Please email me thru ATI.
+Milo F.
+
+ . . . . . . . . 
+.  All this and  .
+.a whole lot more. 
+. brought on by  .       This comes by accidental email.
+. a need to know .       No idea if it was an honest mistake
+ . . . . . . . .         Or a CIA fake.
+                     So take it with a grain of cake, all ye
+                     Conspira-C theoree bees.
+
+From: BushBuster! <bushbuster@innocent.com>
+To: "Richard A. Leo, Ph.D., J.D." <leo@SOBEK.COLORADO.EDU>
+Date: Mon, 21 Apr 97 00:12:59 -0000
+Subject: Personal Message for Richard A. Leo, Ph.D., J.D.
+Dear Professor Leo,
+Greetings from Swiss exile!
+Someone forwarded to me a message that you posted entitled "False 
+Confessions", in which you stated you are "collecting information on, and 
+systematically documenting, cases involved police-induced false 
+confessions (police-induced false confessions) that have occurred in the 
+United States in the last 30 years". I am responding to you at my 
+earliest convenience.
+What I find, (and I believe you would be in agreement with me on this), 
+even more unacceptable and distasteful than for police to obtain 
+confessions through the use of threats, torture, blackmail, and all the 
+other barbaric tools of their trade...is for prosecutors to obtain guilty 
+pleas through similar methods, including the hanging of a symbolic axe 
+above the head of a terrified accused: a lengthy prison sentence.
+I can help you quite a lot. I am a rarity. I survived what no one ever 
+survives and is willing and able to tell about it. I survived Hell...Hell 
+which was viciously imposed upon me under colour of law. 
+If you do not already know who I am, you will be surprised to learn that 
+my story begins right in your neighbourhood, right there in Boulder, 
+Colorado.
+For now, please allow me to list just a handful of some of the crimes 
+which have been perpetrated against me by the US government under colour 
+of "law":
+1. Thirty-eight (count 'em!) agents of the FBI (America's Gestapo) broke 
+down the door of my peaceful Colorado home on 18. March 1988.
+2. These American Storm Troopers immediately shot my small daughter's 
+8-week-old puppy in the head directly in her presence, killing him 
+instantly. My daughter, then two-years-old, had never been allowed to 
+witness any act of violence, and had never seen a weapon of any kind.
+3. These cowards then handcuffed my hands tightly behind my back, 
+waist-chained me, shackled my legs, and then beat me up so badly that 
+after I finally healed, no one I knew was able to recognise me again. I 
+don't even recognise myself.
+4. After these "jack-booted thugs with badges" (to quote prominent 
+Harvard attorney Alan Dershowitz) had beaten me to a pulp, they then 
+stripped my wife (6 months pregnant at the time) and TWO-YEAR-OLD 
+DAUGHTER naked, and performed full body cavity searches on them.
+5. America's Finest then (without the benefit of any warrants or 
+indictments) seized virtually everything my family and I had worked a 
+lifetime to accumulate, and threw my naked pregnant wife and horrified 
+TWO-YEAR-OLD daughter out into a blizzard, at 10:00 pm at night, left to 
+die. Thankfully, they were rescued just in time, although they did nearly 
+die of pneumonia.
+6. These protectors of America then proceeded to kidnap me, take me on a 
+"tour" of the barbaric US prison system, and then torture me for two 
+years in such places as MCC-Chicago ("The Warehouse of Death") and Marion 
+- the worst prison in the world. Lacking the required crime to hold me, 
+they eventually charged me with "...presiding over a corporation which 
+was behind in paying some computer paper bills." They twisted this into 
+"fraud". The public "defender" I was forced to accept (who never filed a 
+single motion for me) eventually coerced me into pleading guilty to this 
+"crime" by falsely informing me that my infant daughter, whom I had never 
+seen, was dying of spinal meningitis in a Georgia hospital, and the only 
+way I would be allowed to visit her on her death bed wold be if I pleaded 
+guilty. Within an hour of entering the coerced plea, I discovered I had 
+been lied to and tricked and immediately attempted to withdraw my coerced 
+plea. I have been trying ever since. My demands have fallen on deaf ears.
+7. When I was finally released two years later, the FBI convinced my wife 
+to commit perjury and obtain an illegal "quickie" divorce in the Rome, 
+Georgia Superior Court, as I was pulling into town on a Greyhound Bus, 
+just in time to spend Thanksgiving with my family, with whom I had waited 
+two long years to reunite. Immediately upon my arrival in Rome, I was put 
+on the next bus out to San Diego, California.
+8. For eighteen months, I was forbidden from leaving San Diego County. 
+There was a lot of action, though. The FBI and their "assets" terrorised 
+me, and attempted to assassinate me several times - once with a large 
+number of witnesses, at Seaport Village, one of the biggest, most public 
+tourist traps in California, literally right across the street from the 
+downtown San Diego business district.
+9. After multiple assassination attempts failed, I was sent into exile 
+here in Switzerland on 12. June 1991, where I've remained ever since, 
+defending my own cases against the FBI and the US government in various 
+corrupt US courts. To this date, I've written over 10,000 letters, 
+seeking legal assistance from America. Not one attorney has helped me. 
+They're all too terrorised of the FBI and other American secret police 
+agencies. As Thomas Jefferson wrote in the Declaration of Independence:
+"When people fear the government, you have tyranny.  When government 
+fears the people, you have liberty."
+Clearly, today, perhaps more than at any other time in American history, 
+the people fear the government. I wager to say that the people are, in 
+fact, TERRIFED of the government. Actually, one could argue that there IS 
+no government; that America is now an occupied nation, occupied by 
+criminals and secret police, with their careers fueled by the seemingly 
+infinite coffers of drug lords.
+10. Forced to represent myself in the federal courts in an attempt to at 
+least have my illegally-seized property returned to me, the judges, 
+mostly close friends with George Bush, have consistently, categorically, 
+violated all of my rights - most notably, my right to Due Process of Law. 
+To date, there has never been a proper hearing on the illegal seizure of 
+all of my signifacant property, and the courts have refused to appoint 
+counsel to represent me. In stark contrast, the US government is going to 
+pay Timothy McVeigh's legal team, led by Stephen Jones, in the same court 
+my case is in, in Denver, up to $30,000,000 for his defence!
+All of the above - and so much more - has been done to me because I 
+resurrected Senator Gary Hart's 1988 presidential campaign, and attempted 
+to inform the American people who George Bush really is: the world's 
+biggest drug dealer, who is linked to the assassination of President John 
+F. Kennedy...a former CIA director whose father, Prescott, personally 
+financed the political career of Adolf Hitler and the Nazis' rise to 
+power in Germany. 
+To get a better idea of what I've been enduring at the hands of the US 
+government for the past decade, please visit my web page, which is at:
+http://www.kmf.org/williams/
+While you're there, you owe it to yourself to take advantage of the 
+opportunity to download the forbidden George Bush unauthorised biography. 
+If you choose to download it, and I sincerely hope you do, please begin 
+reading the chapter entitled "The Hitler Project", so you can see for 
+yourself how George Bush's father, Senator Prescott Bush, personally 
+financed the political career of Adolf Hitler, and the Nazis' rise to 
+power. 
+I can send you quite a lot of documents to support all of the above and 
+so much more. Some of these documents, I can send to you as e-mail 
+attachments. First, I must know if you can read documents created with 
+Microsoft Word 6.0.1, and also, which method of encoding I would have to 
+use on my Power Mac to send the attachments to you: BinHex, Base 53, 
+Uuencode, or what.
+If you will provide me with a postal (i.e., "snail-mail") address, I can 
+also send you copies of documents and audio tapes which I cannot send you 
+via any other means.
+As I write, my latest appeal, pertaining to the unlawful forfeiture of my 
+entire estate, is pending in the US Court of Appeals for the Tenth 
+Circuit, right there in Denver, just a few minutes' drive from the Pearl 
+Street Mall. I have no attorney. I am not an attorney. The US government 
+would like nothing better than to deny my appeal, due to my inability to 
+properly defend it. I borrowed several thousand dollars to retain Harvard 
+attorney Marc A. Pembroke to represent me on this case. He filed a 
+watered-down version of the document we had agreed on, then abandoned me 
+and the case. As it turns out, he was just another in a long line of FBI 
+"assets", sent by the US government to sabotage my case against them. 
+If you're willing to help me, I can provide you with scores of documents 
+proving my case, although the documents which would land George Bush in a 
+federal penitentiary, where he belongs, would need to be (and could 
+easily be) subpoenaed if an actual attorney were doing it, and not a 
+layman to the law, dying a slow death in distant foreign exile - the 
+direct result of two years of the most unspeakable tortures having been 
+cruelly inflicted upon him by representatives of a "democratic" 
+government. 
+If you're not willing to help me, well...let's just say I won't be 
+surprised. I've learnt to look for the worst and hope for the best. I 
+would still be willing to assist you in your research, although, until 
+the American people have the courage to stand up and oust the Beast, 
+things will not change; they will simply continue to get worse and worse. 
+(Can you even imagine that)?
+I will close now and hope to hear from you soon.
+In Liberty,
+Michael Williams
+
+Wharl, that's all I have room for. I went long. 15K. I know, I promised
+11 a week. This has been ATI, your connection to the sub-underworld.
+
+as always, address all correspondences to 
+ATI c/o
+marco99@juno.com
+
+and to subscribe send email to:
+listserv@brazerko.com
+with the message:
+subscribe ATI.
+
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+77.
+Sheldon: Soy milk. Helping Stone. Wednesday. Jim. 
+3am. May 4. 1997. Live from Oneida, Wisconsin, it's ATI. Activist Times, Incorporated. With your e-host, Prime Anarchist.
+<applause>
+And now, the PAP #'s run. (Prime Anarchist Productions has been running numbers since the number 23 was first invented. Oy. Go figure.) http://www.el-n-gee.com
+http://www.execpc.com/~tran/crossroads/MHF http://www.musicsource.com/vodou.html http://www.madrab.demon.co.uk/hackhull http://cust2.iamerica.net/blanc1/new/hack.htm http://www.sjmercury.com/drugs/postscriptstart.htm http://www-unix.oit.umass.edu/~jashaw/abbie.html
+Ah, bookmark this.
+I got your bookmark hangin,
+Up your bookmark.
+CALENDULAR. did you say calendular? I SAID, CALENDULAR. 
+he said calendular. THIS IS NOT A TYPO.
+May 2, 1967 was the first Black Panther Rally.
+October 25, 1997 will be the first Million Woman March.
+Oh, did I forget to mention http://ils.unc.edu/garvc/blues4.html ?
+LETTERS 2 THE EDIFACE:
+Prime, please write me your new address.
+Manuel.
+dictador@rocketmail.com
+yes i've received ati- i like it lots thanks :)
+	-anon-
+How much are ATI ads?
+NewMan. 215
+Video Documentary About Frame-Up of Mumia Abu Jamal.
+X-Pressions Bookstore
+5912 North College Ave.
+Indianapolis, IN. 46208
+(ed. note. As you can see, they are phree; signed, me.)
+What is that!!!!!!!??????? CIA? Conspiracies? Whoa. Somebody's smoking a lot of gangha. Nice article. Your stream of consciousness is your best stuff.
+DP. 617
+I must be seriously ill for saying this and i know that someday i shall regret ever conjuring up such notions, but i actually preferred reading your drivel than the other crap you sent me. after a few lines of that innane garbage i just clicked down unless i saw something profound. to make a long story short i clicked down the whole damn thing. wondering point: do you know where i can get my hands on the anarchists cookbook? i am sure you or some of your fascist buddies could point me in the right direction.
+DM. 414
+<prime anarchist makes sound> see ATI issue 3. paragraph 14.
+MARC WEISENHEIMER'S TIPS FOR ANSWERING THE DOOR -----------------------------------------------
+If someone's selling investment folio's:
+		Can I retire on it next month? If s/he's showing a new carpet cleaner: 
+How's it do on all hardwood floors?
+If they're selling encyclopedias:
+		Can I just keep all the pictures? 
+A new milkman's in towne; just like old tymes:
+		Can you get me feta cheese?
+Environmentalists looking for $help for mother earth:
+My vegetarian lifestyle does more for this planet
+		Than any package, program or plan could ever
+		Begin to propose.
+Someone seeking conversion to their brand of religion must Suffer to hear:
+I'll show my garden if you'll show me yours. (Matthew
+		7. 15-20. Keep it in context, bub.)
+If Jesus should show up:
+		You like coffee, right?
+WHILE I WATCH 32 SECONDS OF "BIMBOS THROWING STARS AND NUNCHUCKAS" by The Allniter
+Dear Sorority Girl.
+Your Cessre Piccini leather handbag contained:
+Emery board in each pocket.
+2 bobbie pins.
+Spearmint gum.
+1 dress $26, 1 blouse 12., 1 pr shoes 32. (receipt)
+note: Don't forget to be at the Ice Cream Social 10:30-11:30 friday Your $14 dues are due by Sept 30.
+"Help us to carry out this year all the plans we made last year & Thru our work and play together, bring us closer. Help us all to co operate in a true spirit of sisterhood."
+"Heavenly Father, we thank You for Your help with the difficulties of last week, we ask that, as we begin preparations for fall rush, You help us to see all things in perspective. Help us to keep small upsets from depressing us, & to always have a cheerful word for our sisters, even during the hectic times."
+Yr. book pictures. wed. 5.35
+your 75c on your dues. Don't forget your coed sweatshirt for all
+3 rush parties.
+make sure your Halloween costume has the frat's colors in it.
+When voting -- don't forget her character, tact, sincerity, forbearance, appearance, character, intelligence, femininity, scholarship, extracurricular activities, her social interaction with decent and socially acceptable people.
+Oh, and their activities IN school too.
+	-30-
+Prime Response: It was as good for me as it was for you, yes. Allniter: That was even better than bustin' in the Masons!!!
+SLATS GROBNIK'S SEANCE
+by marco99@juno.com
+		Mike Royko died this week. This is the closest to an obit you're going to get from me. I called Slats Grobnik on my cellfone this morning at midnight and asked him if he wanted to call up Dick Daley's dad, my uncle Abbie, and his creator, Mr. Mike "Common Man Columnist" Royko.
+He faxed me a paper ouija board pronto. So, on ATT conference call
+we said all the majik words while staring into that A-Z, yes & no piece of commonweight copy paper. 
+This is what we got: (mojo nixon, eat your farty old heart out)
+Mikey baby, come back from your 3:30 pm stroke & aneurysm. Bring along with you Abhof and Mikey Dikey too, we said in unison over teleconnect. Can two people make unison? OK. In perfect stereo. OK. Low fidelity. ANYWAY! 
+"Ubi Est Mea," was his response.
+"OK," I quipped. "$40." 
+"70 with dear Abbie, 72 to bring Daley."
+"Deal," Slots and I shouted all stressed out.
+In a flash of light, Abbie Hoffman, Richard Jesus Daley, Mike Royko and Slots Grobnik appeared in the seats around me in my little white '86 Ford Tempo. (that's a clue for you fedz. wake up)
+A 1955 Royal manual typewriter smashed a big spider web into my windshield. "Why did I have to die this week," Royko asked rhetorically lighting a Lucky Strike. "The Brewers are gonna win a streak."
+"I think it was a stroke," said Slots.
+"If your mother says she loves you," Said Abbie, 
+"CHECK IT OUT." we all joined in laughing and drinking Linenkugels.
+Abbie Hoffman drank a friggin O'douls, can you believe it?
+"What's a matter Abbie," asked Daley, Chicago's most hardassed mayor 
+in almost 100 years, "afraid to mix it up with your phenobarbs?"
+"Low blow," Said Abbie breaking the O'douls over the once-mayor's head and grabbing his testicles with a vicious squeeze. "This is for my nose." "Boys, boys, boys," said Royko. "Settle down. Water under the bridge. Let's all let bygones be..."
+Just then I smacked into a mean guard dog who'd escaped from an infamous Chicago Mafia auto-towing operation. 
+"What the hell is the Mafia doing in Milwaukee???" asked Daley?
+"Hoping to talk the Latin Kings into moving in on the Oneida's bingo take." I'm going to miss you Mike Royko. Godspeed you old hack.
+RODMAN NOT WELCOMED ON OPRAH.
+theme and variation excerpted and expounded upon from Prime Anarchistociated Press reports.
+NEW YORK - Talk show host Oprah Winfrey has dropped Dennis Rodman from her show because his new book is too risque.
+	The Chicago Bulls star, published a new book, "Walk on the Wild Side" just one year after has "Bad As I Wanna Be," left the number one New York times slot. The Rodman segment on Oprah was scheduled to be taped last week and broadcast nationally last Wednesday.
+	"After reviewing his new book we decided it would be inappropriate to promote it to our viewers," Winfrey said.
+Oprah, you idiot. Don't block Rodman because his books are 
+too racey. Block him because the fonts are all messed up. Tell him he's a stupid Wired-Magazine-Wannabe. Tell him his content's good enough for a standard 10 point times-roman or a roman light, or even a gothic. But 
+for crying' out loud Dennis: Pick one type and stick with it. You made my eyes water. 
+FRANCE SIGNS CUBA DEAL, WARNS U.S. NOT TO INTERFERE.
+The preceding headline didn't need a story under it. 
+Brevity sufficed!
+MARC FRUCHT'S GUIDE TO THE UNABOMBER'S MANIFESTO.
+Part 6. (Continued from ATI 75.)
+145. Imagine a society that subjects people to conditions that make them terribly unhappy, then gives them drugs to take away their unhappiness. Science fiction? It is already happening to some extent in our own society. It is well known that the rate of clinical depression has been greatly increasing in recent decades. We believe that this is due to disruption of the power process... In effect, antidepressants are a means of modifying an individual's internal state in such a way as to enable him to tolerate social conditions that he would otherwise find intolerable. (Yes we know that depression is often of purely genetic origin. We are referring here to those cases in which environment plays the predominant role.)
+NOTE 26.  ... if a society needs a large, powerful law enforcement establishment then there is something gravely wrong with that society; it must be subjecting people to severe pressures if so many refuse to follow the rules, or follow them only because forced. Many societies in the past have gotten along with little or no formal law-enforcement.
+CHILDREN OF WOOD AND METAL by Shadow. (Part III of a multiple part fiction piece. You could kill me and never get Shadow's real name!!!)
+	He reached the side trail that lead to his cabin; walked his bike
+the last few hundred feet and at last sat down in the yard to rest. He poured a dipper full of spring water over his head and most of it dripped off his long, tangled mat of hair. The next cool dipperful slid down his throat, though some of the water spilled and caught in his untrimmed beard and his dusty, threadbare black shirt.
+That was a relief. Relax. Forget about it, he told himself,
+already knowing that the advice was futile.
+	He'd only read the article once and already the words were emblazoned in his head. The curse of being a genius with a photographic memory.
+"...a professor of biology at Caltech says he has discovered a genetic marker that can identify the potential of criminal or antisoc behavior. If such traits can be corrected in early childhood, many social instabilities could be eliminated."
+	Ted put his hands over his ears. "Shut up." But it was no use. <Tune in next week when Ted eats a carrot and ponders Vivaldi, Beethoven and Modern Social Psychology.>
+JOURNAL POEM 7 by Marc Frucht (for those who don't already know, Marc is the above ground Prime Anarchist. HINT #2 for you dossier people...)
+Write a song called "Parchese With Two Pieces Missing," 
+just So the reviewer can say
+"And the band played Parchese with Two Pieces Missing."
+From center lake the mountain Has powdered sugar on top:
+From 7000 feet athlete's foot falls off.
+I just flew in from Aspen and boy are my lips chapped.
+Shopping for goods in a snowy sleeveless thing,
+Reagan shaves half his head; half for brain surgery,
+Half for the press.
+I just got a job in Aspen and boy, Suzy Chapstick 
+Looks anorexic.
+Monkery is an only business.
+You ever seen a moose relieve himself?
+Cruising' Denver in a kevlar sport coat, the sassafras' mittens Make me homesick for Connecticut.
+And the band played Schmaltzing Godzilla.
+Papagayo's chilitos & cheese. Onion salsa's free too.
+Zing. During Dogma Doug's dobro solo, Hurricane Hugo
+Hit Havana hard.
+Thunder & Buttons eating a buffalo burger listening to Marley's "Buffalo Soldier" during thundershowers: veja du.
+I just rode a horse from Aspen and boy are my chaps ripped.
+Blue corn tortilla laced with saut_ed jalapenos- quite the bite. Like eating at the maco shark while he's still alive. And wet. A green card isn't white any more - it's pink. 
+Only thing worse than "tennis elbow?"
+Bicycle-butt.
+Never mix Tang(tm) with water from a mineral spring... Explosive.
+553 a.m. A cold peppermint moon, eating
+Cold pizza - pineapple and peppers.
+How many loggers does it take to build a cinder block
+house?
+Depends how many eagle nests. 
+They're building a tunnel from Arizona to China.
+Called a strip mine.
+In a $185 leather day pack knapsack, I'll look really Bohemian, holy cow.
+I just rode my bike to Aspen and boy am I chaffed.
+
+That's all s/he wrote.
+address all correct ponderings to marco99@juno.com
+to sign up for these weekly send: SUBSCRIBE ATI
+to:
+listserv@brazerko.com
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+TO:adbusters@adbusters.org
+FROM: marco99@juno.com
+RE: excited.
+
+6:40pm Wisconsin Time. Friday. 
+I was watching Fashion Television on VH-1 tonight and on came a few of your
+subvertisements.
+The last one before going back to the show was the skinny girl vomiting into
+the toilet. 
+Great job, people. 
+I really appreciated it.
+That's the first round of Adbusters ads I've seen here in Wisconsin.
+It was very exciting.
+S/
+marco
+
+LIVE FROM THE NEW ONEIDA CASINO IN BEAUTIFUL DOWNTOWN STRAUBLE, WI. IT'S
+SUNDAY NIGHT. OK, well, Monday night, and not so live. But here we are.
+A quite late, in the middle of finals, (sorry ass college excuse) long
+expected issue of ATI. Issue 78.
+May 20, 1997. It is almost 1am, and most of this was composed while staring
+at a life-sized poster of Miles Davis.
+ATI, the newspaper with 3 heads.
+
+        The Jose Marti International 
+          Institute of Journalism:           
+  "A Cuban Challenge to Imperializing Power"
+
+        1997 International  Events
+
+June 24-27    Caribbean Cultural Identity and Journalism
+Examination of the role of the press in the development of Caribbean 
+culture and identity, including important regional figures to 
+participate with guest classes. Exploration of area language and 
+media analysis.          
+Registration: $60.00 USD / $30.00 Student
+
+Sep 22-24    Che Guevara and the Media
+Protagonist of the Cuban Revolution and also a newsman, the world 
+will never forget the image of Che Guevara. The encounter will 
+inquire into Guevara's journalistic dimensions, both as a subject and 
+producer of information, as well as critique the visual 
+representation he has been given in the press.
+Registration: $50.00 USD / $25.00 Student
+  
+  Send for more information:
+  Instituto Internacional de
+  Periodismo Jose Marti
+  c. G e/ 21 Y 23, La Habana, Cuba
+  tel (537)  32 29 65,  fax (537)  33 30 79
+  e-mail: <yankro@instjm.sld.cu>
+  
+***********************************************
+This organization has *extremely* limited means 
+of publicity, and appreciates all e-forwards, 
+regular mailings, published advertisements, 
+radio announcements, etc, of our information.
+***************  THANKS!!!  *******************
+             
+
+FLASHIMOTO!
+   Prime Anarchist Returns Below Ground.
+   Anarchist had so much trouble with tails, spooks, geeks, pheds, phish-
+heads, war mongers, and assorted other Dennis Rodman look-alikes he has
+made the editorial decision to un-surface.
+   So Marc Frucht was NOT the Prime Anarchist; forget you'd ever heard that. 
+Nor was Marc Weisenheimer, Marco Capelli, Norris Admonton or even Fry Guy.
+   With Anarchist will go the infamous Prime Anarchist Phamily Photo Album.
+   "You couldn't get it for the last two years anyhow," Said Anarchist. He
+went on to neither confirm nor deny the reputed second printing of the 
+album in the future. "If another printing happens," said Anarchist, "It wont
+come out of MY house."
+   Will ATI continue on into the 80's, 90's and "zero's," you might be
+wondering. Well, Anarchist put on  his best Buddhist accent for this 
+response. "But of course!" he hoarsely said waving his right hand from his
+out toward his right ear. "Only the new publisher will be Cerberus."
+He said he will still put out a weekly column from within Cerberus' all new
+3-headed ATI.
+   "I'm the voice of the community around here," said old 6-eyes. "Prime
+thinks he's a moderate, but he's kind of out there. We'll let him columnize
+a bit. Rant, if you will, but the rest of the 11 or 12K I'll be editing."
+Cerberus added that Anarchist will stay on as contributing editor of the
+PAP run, and along with his columnizing will also run the all new Current
+"ebb and flow" Affairs desk.
+
+SPY MAKES ME COVER MY MOUTH WHEN I LAUGH.
+   Not to be polite. I'm afraid I'll spit up a mouth full of iced-tea. (not
+the rock star, the drink. (not the mixed drink of long island fame, the 
+soft drink. Use hard water though. 2 softs is overkill.))
+   This month's Spy Gray Area column deals with Irony in true Alanisism
+fashion. Peter Townsend receiving medical treatment after penning "Hope I
+die before I get old."
+   Dave "Wendy's" Thomas having quadruple bypass surgery.
+   Who is Susan "16-years-no-emmy" Lucci???
+   Cover your mouth. It's that funny.
+
+
+FLASH. COUNTERFLASH.
+        Mike Royko and Allen Ginsberg are no longer on the advisory board
+of FAIR/EXTRA!
+        Why? You might ask. Well I'll tell you. Mostly because Fairness
+& Accuracy In Media people don't believe in Ouija boards or seances. But I
+can assure you, Edward Asner, Jackson Browne, Noam Chomski, Casey Kasem,
+Winona LaDuke, Prime Anarchist, Tim Robbins, Dr. Been Jammin' Spock, Studs
+Terkel, and Little Steven Van Zandt still are.
+
+PAWN- (Oneida, WI) - Journal Poem 5 got published in the spring '97 
+Sheeps Head Review, a twice-a-year art and poetry magazine on the University
+of Wisconsin campus. See also ATI 74 for JP-5. 
+        "Didn't make me any money," said local poet Marc Frucht, "so you
+can't really call me a pundit yet. But it was a whole lot of fun. So call
+me a fundit."
+
+LADIES AND GENDERMEN, WE NOW RETURN TO PART 7 OF mARC wEISENhEIMER'S 
+GUIDE TO THE UNABOMBER'S MANIFESTO.
+151. The social disruption that we see today is certainly not the result
+of mere chance. It can only be a result of the conditions of life that the
+system imposes on people...If the system succeeds in imposing sufficient
+control over human behavior to assure its own survival, a new watershed n
+human history will have been passed... in the future, social systems will
+not be adjusted to suit the needs of human beings. Instead, the human being
+will be adjusted to suit the needs of the system.
+162. The system is currently engaged in a desperate struggle to overcome
+certain problems that threaten its survival, among which the problems of
+human behavior are the most important. If the system succeeds in acquiring
+sufficient control over human behavior quick enough, it will probably
+survive. Otherwise it will break down. We think the issue will likely be
+resolved within the next several decades.
+
+JOURNAL POEM 8. PREVIOUSLY PUBLISHED IN A FEW OTHER PUBS. (not sayin which)
+Laminated escapade on Land Canoe
+A 10speed. Same feeling from
+Biking as paddling: freedom.
+People-watching in Pueblo park.
+Peaceful people, Pueblo.
+Penciled onto pay phone:
+Lost- a profound piece from the
+Cake of liberty. Leftover
+Pineapple petroglyphs.
+
+MONAMI's the plate from El Paso county.
+Must've taken a wrong turn in Albuquerque.
+
+You know you're southwest when you 
+Get the Espanol radio. Welcome to Pyebbelo.
+"Miami" es Cuban por "my friend."
+How do you say "move" in Cuban?
+Perfecto movado, doodo.
+The music's just right and the 
+People are so dad bloomed nice &
+Warm to each other I'm about to cry.
+
+"3M-TA3." Write it down and
+Look in the mirror. What a Witty piece of grafitty.
+Homeboy holds up Motel 6: steals register,
+Cash and phone. Clean getaway. Smart.
+Only in Santa Fe. 
+Bet I know who wrote "Eat-me" 
+All over a bathroom mirror. Who knew?
+
+Only good thing Yale ever gave America
+Was fortress locks.
+pinon Canon petroglyphs of the people.
+Tiny writing; hardly see,
+Much less read it!
+Drink more coffee; you'll make it out.
+
+Well, that's about it for ATI 78.
+Tune in next week when we whip through the world of koolwip. Or was that
+horsewhip a whippoorwill? Or will we wind up a watermelon whistle? Nah, we'll
+just whistle Dixie.
+
+As per usual, address all corresponding correspondents to
+marco99@juno.com
+
+to subscribe to this rag, send
+
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
+
+to 
+
+Listserv@brazerko.com   
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+ATI79. May 26, 1997. 10pm. Happy Memory Day.
+
+
+(ULTRA) MODERN VERSE       found from Australia by Carl Franklin
+====================
+
+The text of the poem is as below:
+
+	< !*''#
+	^"`$$  -
+	!*=@$  _
+	%*< ~#4
+	&((../
+	|{} ,, SYSTEM HALTED
+
+
+The poem can only be appreciated by reading it aloud, to wit: 
+
+	Waka waka bang splat tick tick hash
+	Caret quote back-tick dollar dollar dash
+	Bang splat equal at dollar under-score
+	Percent splat waka waka tilde number four
+	Ampersand bracket bracket dot dot slash
+	Vertical-bar curly-bracket comma comma CRASH!
+
+Carl
+
+
+
+NOTAS PRIMAROS.
+Hello there. Welcome to ATI79. There will be no numbers run and no calendula
+section. No one mailed any #'s in this week. 
+This may also be a fairly short issue. It's just starting to sink in I
+don't have any studying I have to do. So I can start doing the studying I
+pheel like doing. Neat, huh? OK, here goes nothing. Hoka Hey, Nada...
+Oye Como Va...
+
+<picture> San Francisco, CA - Police officers break up a circle of protestors
+sitting in the middle of a street in front of SF's federal building during
+a rally Monday, March 31, 1997, calling attention to the plight of Navajo
+families facing eviction in Arizona. AP photo by Robin Weiner.
+
+ATI 79's one and onliest letter to the editor.
+yes. i've received ati- i like it lots  thanks:)
+   -anon-
+
+PRIME ANARCHIST'S TAKE ON PAUL MCCARTNEY'S TOWN MEETING ON VH1. 
+to the tune of the impromptu song Paul Played at the end. C and F are the 
+chords for any interested.
+Paul has lots of money 
+And now he needs some more.
+He's talkin' up his humble pie
+And they put him on the TV.
+
+(chorus-1) C'mon back, c'mon back.
+Back to the Bishops Gate.
+"  "       "   "
+
+Don't get me wrong I like you Paul
+Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
+Brittany passed her a tax windfall
+And now you gotta "pie" and "pie."
+
+(c-2) C'mon back, c'mon back.
+Pay your taxes at the Bishops gate.
+"  "      "   "
+
+Andrew sold a couple bottles of wine
+And the Queen bought up some more land.
+C'mon Paul, you're tryin' too hard;
+When it's so easy to understand.
+
+(second chorus)
+
+When you got too much money
+You think you don't have enough.
+You get so far back you're in front of you;
+And they put it on the TV...
+
+(c-1)
+
+----------
+OK. We know all about crack babies and so with fetal alcohol syndrome
+We're beginning to get the results for what goes on with grandchildren
+of bodybuilders who used steroids.
+   When on earth will we know how safe or dangerous it is to carry a baby
+to term while wearing the Nicorette patch???? Before it's too late? 
+Hope and pray!!!
+
+
+(ed note: hands down ATI's world record shortest editorial to date.)
+
+Kurt Vonnegut was in a panel with Joe Heller and William Styron. I caught it
+on CSpan tonite. (Ooh, one more quick sub-editorial. I couldn't help myself.
+MSNBC. The only big change you will see to NBC's programming now that 
+macrosofty is part owner, is the following: rule number 1. Guests on David
+Letterman are no longer allowed to make fun of Bill Gates' toupe.)
+   So Kurt Vonnegut's lecture was about Buerocracy in War. Asked what book
+he hopes would outlive him he picked Cat's Cradle, surprisingly. Not 
+Slaughterhouse Five. Neat. OK. Here's the main thing I wanted to grab from
+that talk. He recommended the following two books as our "must reads". Us
+being the viewing public... "Candide," by Voltaire. And "Midnite in the
+Garden of Good and Evil." Happy perusing...
+
+PART 8 OF MARCO'S GUIDE TO THE UNABOMBER'S MANIFESTO.
+169...it is not all certain that survival of the system will lead to less
+suffering than breakdown of the system would. The system has already
+caused, and is continuing to cause, immense suffering all over the world.
+Ancient cultures, that for hundreds of years gave people a satisfactory 
+relationship with each other and with their environment, have been
+shattered by contact with industrial society, and the result has been a
+whole catalogue of economic, environmental, social and psychological
+problems. One of the effects of the intrusion of industrial society has
+been that over much of the world traditional controls on population have 
+been thrown out of balance. Hence, the population explosion, with all that
+that implies... and as nuclear proliferation has shown, new technology
+cannot be kept out of the hands of dictators and irresponsible Third 
+World nations. Would you like to speculate about what Iraq or North Korea
+will do with genetic engineering?
+170...technology has gotten the human race into a fix from which there is
+not likely to be any easy escape.
+180. The technophiles are taking us all on an utterly reckless ride into the
+unknown. Many people understand somethikng of what technological progress
+is doing to us yet take a passive attitude toward it because they think
+it is inevitable. But we (FC) don't think it is inevitable. We
+think it can be stopped, and we give here some indications of how to go
+about stopping it.
+180...an ideology, in order to gain enthusiastic support, must have a
+positive ideal as well as a negative one; it must be FOR something as well
+as AGAINST something. The positive ideal that we propose is nature. That is,
+WILD nature: those aspects of the functioning of the Earth and its living
+things that are independent of human management and free of human 
+interference and control. And with wild nature we include human nature, by
+which we mean those aspects of the functioning of the human individual 
+that are not subject to regulation by organized society but are products of
+chance, or free will, or God (depending on your religious or philosophical
+opinions.)
+
+JOURNAL POME 9
+
+Colorado Ave. drinkin tea
+Tasting of a rusty old sewer
+Sitting on Sitting Thinking Stone
+Thinking of places never been to.
+Strongest coffee north of Santa Fe.
+Bike lock cable wedged into spokes
+Like steel spaghetti: thief runs off
+Into daylight yonder. Rage, I think
+About, letting go -- unravelling
+Bike lock. Tightening spokes to
+Hand-true. A ruined cable, I ponder
+Too- a saved mountain bike.
+Haiku: Cap'n Crunch, walnuts,
+       Gatorade and elephant
+       Peanuts. Yummy. Huh?
+
+Take a load off your mind-- your
+Cerebral cortex, corpus collosum,
+Cranial cavity. Your canoggin.
+"They're not bald spots," says
+Zac Taylor. "It's worry skin."
+What a yutz.
+
+Lady with bouffant falls like President Ford
+Off a piper plane-- cologne smelling like
+It cost more than my college education.
+What a clutz.
+
+Rock star tries to "pick up chick." Spandex
+Shirt, leather pants, 5'4" with 5-inch heels.
+You know me? I'm with that band. I'm the 
+Light man, take my hand. He looks down
+Her 10-year-old cleavage-less concert t-shirt.
+What a putz.
+
+Army wife tries to pick me up. Spandex shirt,
+Leather skirt. 5 foot 2 blond hair with roots.
+I know you. I sat at the corner with Mai Tais.
+You dance real good, she says. I wasn't even
+In whatever bar she's cornered. Who she thinks
+I am I wondered. I look down her arm at her ring
+Finger, glittering shimmeringly. Sorry, I say.
+I don't date sluts.
+
+And Sleeping Buffalo lays pensively,
+Vigilant; brown and gray with white
+Splotches marbled in. Hills can make
+You forget what ocean would look like.
+Mountains drive me nuts.
+
+Tha-tha-tha-that's all f-f-f-folks.
+
+ATI 79 it was. This was Monday, Memory Day 1997. Hope you had a good
+Parade. And you got no reign.
+
+As usual send all correspondences to 
+ACTivist TIMes, INc. c/o
+marco99@juno.com
+
+subscriptions are always phree.
+send
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
+
+to:
+LISTSERV@BRAZERKO.COM
+
+
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+PAP - Prediction of the week for Sunday this first of June in the year
+of our Abbie Hoffman, Nineteen Ninety Seven:
+   "MMMBop" by Hansen will be one and a half times the smash hit that 
+"Achey Brakey" as sung by Billy Ray Cyrus was because it contains 50%
+more chords.
+   That's right; God as my witness. "MMM..." contains an A, a D and an E;
+whereas "Ackey..." can only claim an A and an E. Any more would have made
+his heart blow up I guess. Of course the Hansen boys have everyone's 
+hearts right this moment because they sound like the Jackson 5ive before,
+during AND after Michael's twice weekly estrogen treatments.
+   I'm prime anarchist and that's my opinion.
+AND THIS IS ATI 80.
+
+"I wish the whole world was a hardwood floor."
+   -- Jeremy Sample. May 30, 1997. 
+
+Knock knock.
+   Who's there?
+Desdemonia.
+   Desdemonia who?
+Desdemonia on the table.
+
+"I'm an old man. I got an old man's pain."  -- Violent Femmes. 
+PAWN - ATI Turns 80.
+(Prime Anarchist World News.) ALLOUEZ, Wisc. -- Well, not 80 years old.
+Give us time. 80 issues. 
+Þ
+HOFFMAN'S BICYCLE RIDE: An ATI Wade Davis excerptview by Prime Anarchist.
+1943. Albert Hoffman made the 25th manipulation of LSD derivatives when he
+noticed his fingers tingle. He thought it odd so he hopped on his bicycle
+and rode home hoping to rest. One of the most momentous bicycle rides in
+history. He later chose to WALK home after trying 42 mushrooms.
+   Wade Davis recounted this story in an NPR interview this year about his
+Harvard professor Richard Evan Shultes, who 4 years ahead of Hoffman had
+found LSD's natural analog in a sacred Aztec plant. If you're not sure
+where you know Wade Davis' name from, he wrote "Serpent and The Rainbow."
+Rather than publish a whole transcript, I'm going to "dot" the next 5 or 6
+ATI's with a few short but quite profound Davis quotes. Just wherever I find
+appropriate, or perhaps on pure whim where they belong... (or just go)
+
+CSPAN SLIP-UP. Send any you see/hear/feel to ATI c/o marco99@juno.com
+"Full Sale Oppression." Gephardt (D) talking about the Burmese government.
+
+PAWN -- (national desk.) PENTAGON APPROVES PEYOTE.
+   Washington has decided that for American Indians serving in the military
+the use of Peyote is an essential part of religious ceremonies and has 
+withdrawn the ban.
+   Members of the military who are American Indian will now be able to use
+Peyote in their religious services. Federal law permits usage of Peyote by
+members of the Native American Church.
+
+This just in from the WHY AM I NOT SURPRISED department in Des Moines, IA: 
+Channel One television is owned by RJR Nabisco.
+   "And the number one reason for home schooling your children is...
+
+GANG JOURNALISM. (parts taken from June '97 Spy Magazine. (read the whole!))
+   "My first memory of gymnastics dates from 1972, when at age 11 I was
+ensorcelled by the spectacle of Olga Korbut- that 88 pound, rearview 
+mirror dingle-dangle of a girl- exposing ass, then lack-of-tit, then ass
+again, as she revolved end-over-end across the mat. The Munich Games may
+have been marked by a hideous terrorist outrage, but for my febrile 11-year
+old sexuality, the hostage taken was my quivering little prick.
+   Looking now at photographs of Korbut, I find it impossible to recreate 
+any sense of sexual attraction. Rather, I feel like Hunter S. Thompson's
+Samoan attorney: "Why should I fuck children? They're too small.""
+   -- Will Self. Page 45. (read the whole story. get it in context, I urge
+you. (no I don't owe Spy favors!!!) Men, women, others, you will all 
+appreciate it. Guarantee.)
+   "What it comes down to is this: either as a society, we've taken another 
+step towards a noble, ancient-Egyptian-style civilization, or, as seems
+much more likely, every man, woman and child among us has become a vile,
+pustulating pedophile."
+   -- Damon Trent. Same series. Poppy Z Brite  takes on the "Oval Offspring."
+But I won't quote that. Read it...
+
+CALENDULA SECTION.
+http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/7996/jun97.html
+Homes Not Jails and Food Not Bombs presents HOMESTEAD '97
+
+A conference for grassroots and direct action activists interested in 
+radical solutions to poverty and homelessness, and the continued 
+criminalization of the poor
+From June 13th - 15th   Throughout the Boston area
+
+workshops. discussions. picnics. movies. music. skill sharing. a day of 
+action. and much more...
+
+for more information write to:
+P.O. Box 390351
+Cambridge, MA 02139
+or call 617-287-9494
+
+housing, food, and child care will be provided
+
+FREE THE LAND -- SQUAT THE WORLD
+
+LETTERS TO THE EDDERS:
+Dear Primanicus,
+Have you seen/read _Ain't Nobody's Business if You Do: The Absurdity of
+Consensual Crimes in Our Free Country_ by Peter Williams?
+
+The entire text is available on-line at:
+http://www.mcwilliams.com/books/aint/toc.htm
+
+-mycos
+Mike Lewinski
+mjl@nilenet.com
+http://ra.nilenet.com/~mjl/
+
+Prime,
+ you mentioned in one of the ATIs that the manifesto printed in the 
+ washington post was not the complete text.  where can i down load the 
+ complete manifesto from? 
+    pete
+
+Here's a new movie in limited release that might interest some of you:
+- TIMOTHY LEARY'S DEAD - A documentary punctuated by interviews with
+  the LSD guru. Timothy Leary, Dr. Richard Alpert, Dr. Ralph Metzner.
+  Directed by Paul Davids. (LA & NYC)
+
+(the following is continuation of Marco's Guide to the Unabomber's
+Manifesto. Basically the paragraphs that prime thought were more important
+than those NYTIMES and WASHPOAST (sic) chose.)(better explanation next 
+issue)
+184. Nature makes a perfect counterideal to technology for several reasons.
+Nature... is the opposite of technology... Most people will agree that
+nature is beautiful; certainly it has tremendous popular appeal. The radical
+environmentalists ALREADY hold an ideology that exalts nature and opposes
+technology... It is not necessary for the sake of nature to set up some
+chimerical utopia of any new kind of social order. Nature takes care of
+itself: It was a spontaneous creation that existed long before any human
+society, and for countless centuries many different kinds of human societies
+coexisted with nature without doing it any excessive amount of damage...
+
+What if they staged a war and all the soldiers were on tripledip???
+
+JOURNAL POEM 10  by marc frucht
+
+Panamania Just Cause
+President says, "Operation."
+Why? "Just 'cause."
+
+New Years '90 my horoscope says
+I gotta make more long distance
+Calls. I wonder how much THEY 
+Owe on THEIR telephony bill?
+
+Old man on a penny farthing bicycle 
+Rides to work in a business suit
+Strokes waxed handlebar mustache
+Before waving. Is he the one who
+Sold me that motor scooter?
+
+Gweeb (n) from Youth Underground, "Dweeb,"
+Dorky, with an element of gooberishness.
+IE: He's a gweeb for eating Raisonettes.
+(TM. Proctor & Gamble)
+
+Ate whitebread for the first 
+Time in over a year. Like a 
+Sticky soft sugary sponge.
+
+Dextromethorophan. Medicine heaD -- DM
+Wild Turkey & Grapefruit: Called a WeT GanJ.
+
+White woman from France,
+Wild wet and full of fun-
+Will wish for foreplay;
+Wishes to will her fifty-seven Ford;
+Wantonly waiting for free fantasy.
+Winners win fresh fone #'s:
+Dial 1-900-WILL WORK FOR FOOD.
+
+Rhyme schemes make 'em socially acceptable,
+Rhythm makes 'em flow;
+But alliteration makes 'em work,
+And metaphor drives 'em home.
+
+
+
+AS PER USUAL address all correspondences, corrections, and core samples
+to marco99@juno.com
+
+That's ATI 80 and I was Prime Anarchist.
+             -23-
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+81
+
+This one goes out to the Beastie Boyz.
+Tibet, J&J's reach toothbrush and Pfizer's Tysene
+Gets the red out of your nose.
+
+You notice if you move the letters around in true "Spy Magazine" style
+from Reach brand toothbrushes you get peach and then cheap???
+
+Welcome to ATI issue 81. It's Wednesday, June 11 and I'm prime anarchist.
+This was s'pos'ta come out last sunday nite but I was delayed, busy, lazy,
+pick an excuse. The dog ate my homework. Wait, I don't have a dog. OK. It 
+was that durned 4 foot parasite in my middle intestine. She ate my 
+wordprocessor. Or was that food processor? Yeah, La Machine.
+
+OK let's start with some national news and then the nowfamous #'s run. Then
+on to other fun. Shall we? Let's.
+   April 28th seventeen people including six catholic nuns dug a mass grave
+in the Pentagon's parade grounds. They were small part of a huge gathering
+(more than 250 is huge I'd say. Of course officials have a formula for
+formulating a 'ficial formulation. Something like multiply by 2, divide by
+3. Throw your hankerchief up in the air; step on it and say "less than.")
+Legislation proposing shutdown of SOA (called school of the assassins by 
+many) will reach senate and house again this year. Someday soon we may see
+the shutdown. Hmmm.
+
+PAWN (highpoint, NC.) - June 3. Two Earthculture activists staged a sit-in
+at Universal Furniture, a user of illegal rainforest mahogany. The users
+agreed to meet with activists and hear their demands within two weeks. A
+50 foot banner that 24 others dropped over I-85 saying "save the amazon,
+don't buy mahogany" made ABC, NBC & CBS, one radio station and one 
+daily paper. You might wonder out loud why YOUR locals didn't care, wherever
+you reside. Prime suggests you get the word "CITES" in your head early.
+  The phrase these people like best is "Stop the Tropical Chop!" and 
+Pr'Ime equally fond of it.
+
+PAP #'s run. Brought to you by Prime Anarchist Productions in Conjunction
+Junction with the electric company, Philharmonic Morris, and the #23.
+http://www.execpc.com/~tran/crossroads/MHF
+http://www.adbusters.org
+http://www.libertynet.org/~kwru
+http://www.jeffersonreport.com
+http://www.interactive.net/~bridget
+http://www.scn.org/news/newspeak
+http://www.derechos.org/SOAW
+
+Letters to the editors: (yeah, all five of us...)
+Prime --->
+Mount Hood has but a mere three years before complete annihilation... it
+comes as no surprise that *now* the state wants to charge... to use the
+beautiful wilderness which neither the government nor the citizens own.
+All... gone... in an erupting cloud of dust and dollar bills.
+ -JR-
+
+Marco,
+You Suck.
+A secret admirer. (Bob loves you)
+
+To The Editor:
+Good Job, great pub. Sometimes makes me wonder what on earth your talking
+about, other times actually makes me think and/or smile.  I like the poems.
+Here's something I wrote a couple days after our campus was hit with a storm
+and the power was out for three days!  What fun.  This time the students and
+profs were "in the dark" in more than one way.
+-Aaron-
+ps: It's a submission if you want it to be one.
+
+They call them tornados
+
+Powerful gusts blow. The heavens change colour and are clouded over.
+Loud sirens sound.  Citizens (or are they sheep?) run for cover,
+hide far below the ground.  Certainly one tries to stay away from
+windows. The electricity is cut for all of the non-emergency 
+uses that just happen to be those of the residential populous.
+Radio stations go off the air or are taken over by emergency
+transmissions. Phones no longer work.  Food starts to 
+spoil. Everywhere is dark, with the exception of brief flashes.
+Obviously, your internet connection will not be working.
+
+So you walk around in the dark trying to find your flashlight,
+light a couple candles, and maybe make a fire if it is cold.
+What kind of position are you in to do much of anything? 
+Especially imagine if it were winter.
+
+Trailor parks seem to always be hit.  Homes of the rich, or those
+of the poor.  Hmm.  
+People die, property is destroyed, cities are transformed into war zones.
+
+                        *               *               *
+
+Mostly I believe that it cannot and will not ever, ever, happen here.
+I cannot imagine how people would act so ignorantly, and follow orders
+that are clearly injust.  While not always good, I do not believe our
+leaders to be capable of such evil intentions.
+
+But today, in the wake of last night's terrible storm, I question
+I question whether or not a parental like concern for safety will
+eventually always overide the urge to scream and run through the rain.
+I wonder whether danger will always cause us to run and hide in the 
+basement? I wonder whether this will be abused, misused, in times unlike
+tornado watches when our safety is not threatened.  I wonder if we will
+still cower?. I wonder if we will always follow the orders of our parents,
+our teachers, our bosses, our college, our government?  Despite our heart.
+
+So I ask you.  Have you ever seen a tornado?
+
+I have not.  Though I'm told they exist (and do believe it to be so).
+
+And what if another kind of tornado came, one that threatened the lives
+and liberties of the heart and souls of the people of this land.
+What if a siren went off, or the government told everyone to stay
+ home for the drill and power was accidently (of course) cut-off 
+and we were left powerless due to our reliance on technology to do anything and 
+everything.
+
+Sure it may not seem likely.  But who said political change was predictable
+(likely Marx, but he wasn't right on that among other things). And so long as
+there's that minimal chance, it's worth watching for, just like we watch
+and are ready for tornados. We also need to heed the warnings of tornado
+watchers, those who tell us about the war on the poor, welfare cuts,
+surging corporate profits, the desecration of our planet, the corruption 
+of politics and media in the hands of the elite.  Together we need to watch.
+
+When it comes, rather than hiding as we like to do during tornados, we'll 
+have to get out and about and fight the darn thing.  And fighting it
+(if it comes) means you'll be targetted by lightning, unfortunately
+have to step on a couple worms, and get totally soaked.
+
+But hey, like running in a downpour (especially fun with no light other
+than the moon and periodic lightning flashes), it will be the darndest
+most freeing liberating experience of your life.
+
+So watch.  For the windy tornados that draw sirens, and for the ones that
+are harder to see.  Because they won't be announced on TV, you'll be caught 
+up and not feel the rise of the winds, unless you know.  That it has happened
+before, and can happen again.  Here.
+
+-Aaron-
+(ed. note. Hey Aaron, can I suggest you may be the next Thomas Paine???)
+
+July 1, "Government" will give Clinton his report card for his work with, in
+and over NAFTA.
+   ATI gives him an early F. Simply because the North American Foolish
+Trade Leveraged-Buyout just plain stinks.
+   Plus, Principal Prime Anarchist has formally expelled him for his
+extracurricular GATT stuff.
+   Should master Clinton say a word about flag burning before the school year
+ends he will not be allowed back. 
+This punishment brought to you by NEWGNAT, the North East Wisconsin chapter
+of Grassroots Network Against Trade Agreements.
+
+YANIN. A poem by marco capelli
+(because poetry serves the best form of anarchism!!!) 
+
+So sorry, I spilled 
+Sesame seeds on your
+Conveyor belt.
+
+You gave me a hard
+Time - thanks.
+
+You made my day,
+
+I'll never forget:
+Forgiving me
+For giving me a 
+Hard time -- your sense of
+Humor.
+
+All the sesames in your tray.
+Your smiles, your eyes, your hair.
+
+Yanin, I'm so glad you checked me out.
+
++ = = +          + = = +
+
+ATI WIRE REPORTS GALORE. June 8-10, 1997.
+
+Jump over Duck Creek, stay on the main road. Pass Cty's U and J
+pass Jo's Trading Post, pass the buffalo farm and meat store. Take
+any right after Ben Franklins.
+   ATI has relocated its offices to Seymour, WI. Home of the hamburger.
+OK definitely home to hamburger hall of fame. Here's how it happened if you
+ask a local.
+   "We got us a one a them New York lawyers," said Chuck Flank, a Seymour
+resident and frequent visitor of the "hhof" right here on Main St. USA.
+   "And we sued the pants off a those White Castle imposters." I followed
+up and found out it was Madison, WI attorneys, but that they did in fact
+sue the pants off of White Castle founder Phil A. Hockers.
+   Hockers now has a panhandlers license and he takes donations there on
+Columbus Ave. He's the one wearing the barrel instead of pants. OK. the 3rd
+one on the east side of the street. Anyhow, according to Chuck Flank and
+many other local seymourians, you can get the best and undisputedly biggest
+hamburger here in Hamburger Heaven this first weekend in August coming up.
+   This is an ATI combined wire report and I was prime anarchist reporting
+live (or at least awake) from anywhere wisconsin.
+
+ATI -- your ascii answer to I-Way overload.
+Too much graphic got you going gaga? Get the red out Activist Tysine, Inc.
+
+PAWN NATIONAL AFFAIR DESK. Stockton Hildegad Thompson; special to ATI.
+Prime Anarchist might be featured on CNN this Saturday or next, the hour
+before Larry King. Topic of the feature is something about unusual
+businesses, according to Anarchist. And something to do with Gannett's war 
+on small daily and weekly newspapers.
+   Surprisingly, Anarchist does not discuss hacking directly at all during
+the half hour interview, which more than likely will be cut down to a 30 sec.
+sound nibble or so. Anarchist discussed a little about anarchy direct and
+right on; and a LOT about politics. Mostly addressed was journalistic 
+ethics, libel laws, and generally how sleazy the whole Gannett empire is.
+   "Satan's pink-headed step-child," Anarchist bordering himself on libel.
+"Especially that Rosylyn Carter chick. They think they can just walk all 
+over the little guy whenever they want to. And that's about as unamerican
+as debit and credit plastic."
+   Another quote not expected to make the CNN soundbite was when he suggested
+a Trilateralist NWO Bavarian Illuminati Rockefellor, Kennedy, Hitler, Bush,
+Gorbachev, conspiracy hidden in the very name of Gannett.
+   "You notice if you take just the first and last two letters you get GATT?"
+
+MARCO'S GUIDE TO THE UNABOMBER WILL CONCLUDE IN 82 INSTEAD OF HERE DUE TO
+space limitations.
+
+FLASH - PRIME ANARCHIST RECEIVES YET ANOTHER RECRUITMENT LETTER FROM THE CIA.
+        Let me say without equivicals, "I turned them down once again!"
+Is this some kind of prank? The last time these ignorami bothered me was
+upon leaving signal corps branch of the army, on or about 1988. Medically
+discharged I was. Honorable, but unable to run more than 3 miles a day. Oh
+wait, after that was the time they bothered me when I was living on the 
+Hopi reservation. Have there been that many times? Feck. <spits on the 
+groung like a navajo lady>
+        Aside from how offensive the thing was (cia letter) ah, are you guys
+tormenting me for my small part trying to help shut down School Of the 
+Americas???
+        I'll end this by quoting the end of their heinous, albeit slick
+letter:
+        "If we've piqued your interest, send your resume and college 
+transcript to CIA recruitment 
+PO Box 12727
+Arlington, VA 22209-7873
+You must successfully complete a thorough medical and psychiatric exam, a
+polygraph interview and an extensive background investigation. US citizenship
+is required. The CIA is an equal opportunity employer."
+        Yeah. So is Jerry Falwell. And so with Mussolini. I try not to 
+use this word very often anymore, but you guys are fucking twisted. 
+        To quote my good friend Cygnus, I've got just two words for you:
+
+"You suck."
+
+
+    
+2 X'S: A NURSERY RHYME   by Marc Frucht
+               dedication: Exxon's endeavors at Crandon Minesite
+
+3 wolves snuck into a cranberry bog
+And all they took was one.
+One bushel of cranberries.
+
+3 wolves snuck into a cranberry bog
+And all they took was 2;
+2 inches of top soy oil
+And 2 bushels of cranberries.
+
+(ch) Yo ho ho and a whad'ya know
+We're fillin' up our den
+Our den o' thieves with cranberries.
+With a heave and a ho
+And a shovel you know
+We're fillin' up our den
+Our den of thieves w/ cranberries.
+
+3 wolves snuck into a cranberry bog
+And all they took was 3:
+3 layers of rock, 3 inches of soil
+3 bushels of cranberries;
+And 3 bushels of cranberries.
+(ch)
+
+3 wolves snuck into a cranberry bog
+And all they took was 4;
+4 feet of silt -- 4 layers of rock
+4 inches of top soy oil,
+And 4 bushels of cranberries.
+
+3 wolves snuck into a cranberry bog
+And all they took was 5:
+5 hundred years of history.
+5 feet of silt, 5 layers of rock,
+5 inches of top soy oil,
+5 bushels of cranberries,
+And 5 bushels of cranberries.
+(ch)
+
+3 wolves raped a cranberry bog
+And all they took was one:
+One of each and everything,
+And all that's left is a big old pit,
+And a rocky old dust that smells of it.
+And a bunch of old folks who cough when they spit,
+Where the heavy spent fuel may just about fit;
+And one bushel of cranberries:
+(spoken: That no one could ever eat.)
+And one bushel of cranberries.
+
+We end this issue with JOURNAL POEM 11 from the book "I Slurp My Coffee."
+"Crash," wakes the soldier
+Rushing outside with nothing
+On but dogtags & cockleburrs.
+Space shuttle goes up like a 
+Sashweight; down like a 
+Smashing window.
+
+She puts on clothes and 
+Consequently consumes cocoa
+Crispies and canned apple
+Sauce for Breakfast.
+Same day, J's restaurant:
+Breakfast all day.
+The lard patty in toast
+With an egg on it; she
+Porks it down faster
+Than you can say
+Cholesterol.
+
+2 nights jail for jaywalking
+That's for Miss Demeanor
+Fellow neonious jaywalking
+Carries the maximinium of
+Death.
+
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+address all corny quotations, both bartlett and mcintosh to
+marco99@juno.com 
+
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+And we'll even throw in this handy hand, backscratcher by Beatrice Cheese.
+
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+ATI82. 6-17-97. 11:45 pm. 
+short pap #'s run:  1-888-875-2233 pin # 0797
+http://www.geocities.com/rainforest/4101
+
+Prime Anarchist here.
+My life was threatened this afternoon just north of the Crandon Exxon mine
+site. I'm going to type in my journal notes from that verbatim, and then
+publish a friend's poem, and one of mine: and call that an ATI. All the
+other stuff I planned for this issue will have to go in issue #83 this
+Sunday. To quote teenagers (don't laugh, you were one once too) "SSS;" or
+"sorry so short/sloppy".
+
+A remembrance by PA
+Today I will be spending a day or two at SEAcotopia, SEAC's annual national
+gathering and the thought crossed my mind of a guy I met at Rutger's '88
+about when ATI issue 1 came out. He had curly black hair and "average" 
+clothes on. What made him stick out in my mind was his Tandy 100 laptop. I
+owned a model 200, but opted to not bring it along.
+   "What the heck you doing," elicited, "I'm writing a book about activism."
+Nothing more. 4 or 5 years later I saw him again at SEAC's annual convention
+in Boulder, Colorado. Someone else asked him that time, same answer. He's
+still writing a book about activism.
+   I'd sure like to know who he is. I was tempted to ask him if he was still
+writing that same book or starting another. Boyee, if I see him tonite I
+may just have to ask, "you still writing that book???"
+
+   Unable to find the SEAC campsite I flagged down a passing 4X4 to ask if
+they knew. Bad idea.
+   "There's an environmental group camping out here on this road somewhere
+and they'd said look for signs, but I didn't see any," I asked. "Any idea 
+where they might be?"
+   "You're with them?" he asked me, and before I could finish saying not
+as a member but visiting, he gritted his teeth and said, "get the fuck away
+from me before you get shot." He popped the clutch and skidded off on the
+gravel road behind me about 45 miles per. I continued on thinking if I saw 
+it ahead I'd go in, but I would not double back, fear of another skirmish
+like that. There was a bar a mile or two ahead so I asked in there. No one
+knew or none were talking. I went back out to my car. I was just wondering
+if I ought to check for sabotage when I saw that same "four-by" doubling
+back toward me. I put a hand up to show no weapons and get ready for 
+whatever ghandian conflict resolution I could muster up on an empty stomach.
+   I had to say I was writing ABOUT SEAC (student environmental action) and
+not "with" them which is partially true, or deliberately out of context or
+something. One's a logger and the other's the son of a logger it turned out.
+The logger's about my age the other went probably about 17 yrs old. My age
+had a long ponytail under a baseball cap like I used to wear, the younger
+guy had a complete skin like I wear now.
+   Once I got rapor with them the one who'd threatened me said, "mostly what
+I meant back there was there's other loggers all over there who WILL shoot
+you." Then the other guy told me a bunch of stories about the terrible 
+things "them people" did to his dad like let the air out of his tires.
+   "We call them TREE HUGGERS," the threatener said. "They're in there," he
+told me, "you'll find 'em. I just don't know exactly where, and don't care."
+   I told him I was just going to head home and say I couldn't find them. I
+asked him where County G was to route 55 and he was happy to tell me. Shook
+my hand and exchanged first names and everything. (no. I'm not ABOUT to
+print his information here.)
+   They're probably still in that bar talking me up among the 10 or 12 
+stools I'd asked while taking a leak just before that second encounter.
+   "There's some environment group in there on Double Bend road I'm s'posed
+to be writin' about," I asked the bartender. "Any idea what sight they
+might be on? I couldn't find any signs."
+   She gave me the "no" that seemed like "I know but I'm not tellin."
+   "Said there'd be signs to follow," I tried. "you didn't hear anythin'?"
+   "Nuh uh," she said nodding "no" with her head while her hands and eyes
+told me "yes; but don't push it." So, I gave up and went outside which
+was where I saw the two guys driving up. I think they were more scared of
+me than I was of them. Come to think of it, I wonder if they were scared 
+other loggers might shoot-first-ask-questions-later regarding their 
+ass-oh-see-ate-in' with the likes of me.
+   Hunter S. Thompson would've gone back in that bar, drank some wild turkey
+and grapefruit juice, then back in that forest, but then HST carries
+artillery. I don't/won't.
+
+CONNECTICUT SPRING '97   by Ray Ellis.
+It's spring here in Southern New England
+Last week the hills were mossed with tree-top
+Each tree-top a lacework of delicate green
+or red; a mauve, but alive!
+the greens were set in random patternlets
+across the hilltops in the lower connecticut
+river valley.
+
+when topping a ridge
+in my car:
+
+the wind shaped swell-wave
+across the green lacery
+
+
+                                 
+JOURNAL POEM 12 from the selfpublished (150 copies) "I Slurp My Coffee." by
+Marc Harry Ehrenfrucht.
+
+Our Revolution
+Seventeen seventy six:
+Merely a French coup?
+
+Dress loud and tip big.
+Waiting for payday for a
+Pepper pizza pie.
+
+John Waters says he 
+Wants to be Walt Disney for
+Peculiar children.
+
+Vegetarian
+Chili is just perfect for
+Personality.
+
+Sometimes I put too
+Many haikus in each poem;
+sometimes I do not.
+
+Banana, cottage cheese, grapefruit,
+Tuna sandwich, homefries and coffee.
+
+Sleeping too deeply to dream.
+Airborne, infantry, cattle rancher
+Or rodeo clown?
+
+Woke up one morning
+Wanting to run away and
+Join the circus:
+Then I got in my
+Army uniform and 
+Reported for work.
+
+I'll see that when I 
+Believe it. A play on words;
+And also a haiku.
+
+Easter on the Pearl Street Mall,
+Rich carries a piano on his 
+Back. 4 wheel dolly and a 
+Shoulder harness.
+Upright piano on the
+Sidewalk for tips.
+        ---   ---   ---   ---   ---
+That was          ATI     issue # 82 and I was your host the Prime Anarchist
+
+As per usual, send all schtuff to ATI c/o
+marco99@juno.com
+
+a subscription is always phree.
+send 
+SUBSCRIBE ATI 
+message to:
+listserv@brazerko.com
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+ATI 83.   Marco99@juno.com                   26jun97 midnite
+PADDLE TO THE SEA. 
+   Do you remember reading that when you were a child?
+   Could you please forward this 'zine to the most distant relative or
+friend you know? And if you don't mind, would you send me a short quick
+email note telling me what town I've reached too? I'd like to publish some 
+of the results of this request in about 3 weeks, so there's time yet.
+   This is NOT a chain mail or a SPAM although it may appear similar. It is
+a literary experiment much the same as Paddle, who was dropped in the Bay so
+many years ago with the copper legend attached to his bottom saying, 
+   "Please Put Me Back In Water; I Am Paddle To The Sea."
+   Why Paddle to the Sea? Well, now that I'm about to leave the Great Lakes
+for good (save for short visits) I just realized how close I'd been to 
+Paddle's setting all along. You could say he once (in the 1940's I believe)
+paddled right by my house on his way into the Atlantic. 
+   So could you please forward this to at least one other person? I'll try
+to let you know how it went in less than a month. 
+   Thanks,
+   Prime Anarchist.
+   Editor and Publisher
+   Activist Times, Inc.
+
+   OK A QUICK PAP #'S RUN AND WE'RE OFF TO LETTERS TO THE EDITOR
+
+http://www.downcity.com/sonj
+http://www.execpc.com/~tran/crossroads/MHF
+
+
+
+
+Hi,
+
+Thanks for including my poem.  Interesting SEACetopia piece.  
+Did you ever find them then or not?  
+Peace,
+Aaron
+ps: here's a pome
+
+Yearning to be Free
+I am
+In a world where freedom has something to do with 
+making more money and getting people to do what you want
+I am
+
+Trying to get away from it all
+to escape into insanity is the sane thing to do
+I am
+
+Wandering around by myself
+Walking city streets where I have never been and 
+where none recognize my face
+Lying down in a city park
+Driving up and down county roads, watching farms and houses fly by, 
+perhaps to end up in Canada
+I am
+
+Listening to music
+Listening loud
+but with headphones
+Random mode on the CD
+or
+Endlessly scanning the radio dial, skipping from song to song
+Listening to real student radio, a pirate, Radio Habana Cuba
+I am
+
+Running in the dark night outside as the thunder claps overhead
+and bursts of lightning burn their memory into my eyes 
+while lighting my way
+Drenching myself
+I am
+
+On a Train
+somewhere between Goshen and Indianopolis,
+going South,
+leaning out of a boxcar with my hair blowing in the wind, 
+my body warm in the sun, and the countryside rolling by
+I am
+
+Walking zig-zaggedly
+maybe skipping
+pretending to almost run into trees
+or trying to go backwards on the rails
+walking barefoot and feeling the tickle of the grass, the pangs of small
+stones, the wetness in a puddle, and the warmth of the blacktop
+Ignoring the children who are commenting
+I am
+
+Broadcasting
+the truth
+the voices of the oppressed, our dissidents of society
+and their music
+whether or not anyone is listening 
+I am
+
+Dreaming
+and planning
+for my life, but more immediately for grad school
+and all the people I will meet there,
+their abilities,
+their truths they can teach me and each other,
+their power from within
+So much we can do
+and will
+I am
+
+Reading books
+Sometimes straight through
+Learning on my own what I want
+I am
+
+Stating Ideas that seem strange and foreign
+Wondering if property destruction is violent
+Trying to discuss latin american politics, 
+more particularly  the Zapatista insurgency in Chiapas
+Meeting with puzzled or blank faces
+I am
+
+Sleeping in
+any day of the week
+for eleven hours
+my favourite drug
+Praying for meaning in my dreams
+Living in dream world beats the real world
+I am
+
+Skipping class
+because there's more to be learnt
+Life is too long not to skip class
+My professor may be missing me
+But not I,
+for 
+I am
+
+Breaking the law
+which one, I'd rather not say
+Violating Goshen College standards
+though not harming anyone
+I am
+
+Playing God in a universe I created
+watching my city or civilization grow
+fighting off the evil monsters on a quest 
+I don't understand and never will fulfill
+Staring at this screen
+Typing a diatribe hoping somone will read it
+and care
+I am
+
+In the streets and on the sidewalks 
+with tens
+with hundreds
+with thousands 
+one day with millions
+I am
+
+Looking out the window at a tree
+not at the teacher
+not answering questions
+sowing the seeds of a poem in my mind
+I am
+
+Writing a computer program
+that if it won't change the world and win the revolution for us
+will
+at least
+let me rotate nice coloured blocks and fit them into a pattern
+I am
+
+Praying
+for the overthrow of the government
+(s)
+of several countries
+again
+in particularily Burma, Mexico,
+and naturally the US
+I am
+
+Drugging myself on a lonely Friday night
+with chocolate
+I am
+
+Reading Hayduke Lives on a Sunday morning in late November 
+outside by a dam as snow flakes land gently on my coat
+Writing "EF!" with my feet in the snow
+I am
+
+Wearing a large paper mache bell costume handing out 
+Hershey kisses during final exams
+Answering questions as to my political purpose
+Smiling
+I am
+
+Yearning to be Free
+I am
+In a world where freedom has something to do with 
+making more money and
+getting people to do what you want
+I am
+
+
+Hi Marc,
+
+Thanks for the tip. Is there an electronic version available?
+You should check out Lawrence Walsh's new book on Iran-Contra,
+_Firewall_. Though clearly a conservative Rep., Walsh provides
+much insight into the sordid affair.
+Tom
+
+Dear Prime,
+I haven't heard from Hepcat.
+Didn't you say she'd write me?
+Skinny23.
+(ed note: No, just that I'd tell her. She hasn't written me either.)
+
+Dear ATI,
+Associated Press this morning has a Minnesota judge saying that tribal
+sovergnty (sp?) amounts to nothing more that "red apartheid. 
+   To follow his logic one could say that because China, Cambodia, Iraq
+and Argentina --Mexico for that matter-- aren't under complete US Government
+rule and control there is apartheid.
+   Fact of the matter is reservations are vast neverlands seen as soverign
+when in government's best interest while at the same time seen as virtual
+wards of the state when THAT'S convenient.
+   That's something worse than Apartheid, my friends. Having reservations as 
+my stomping grounds my whole life I can say I don't need Clinton's 
+helicopter to anounce with all candor that it's downright funky.
+   When hitleristic thinking such as Judge "Minneapolis" passes down as
+credible common logic gets more and more prevalent (sp?) I get scared.
+Really scared.
+Funky; scared,
+Jason Fruit Vender. Jewish Chapter President. Minneapolis AIM.
+
+Hola, amigos!
+        I'm out of it for a little while, and what happens?
+        The Internet has exploded, and people with IQs that barely exceed
+their waist size are now online, polluting the Net with an onslaught of
+inane web sites catering to the lowest common denomiator.  Microsoft is
+poised for world domination, and Clifford Stoll has a daily commentary
+spot on MSNBC's "The Site," no doubt imparting his great wisdom upon the
+masses.  Some bozo on the radio asks me if I Yahoo, and I'm Tired of
+Wired
+        Bill Clinton got re-elected.
+        I'd say it's a good time for ATI to come back.  I'm glad Prime
+anarchist is pumping out the ATIs again, and I'll be checking in
+during each issue to put my $.02 in.
+        See you next issue..  Keep learning, and be creative
+
+GZ!
+gr0und0@juno.com
+
+(Way to go GZ!!! Welcome back. Great to hear from you again. Did you
+hear that people? Ground Zero is back active again. ATI is on an excellent
+path I think.)
+
+Someone just asked me to play the Pinky and the Brain theme song on my 
+guitar. Anyone know how it goes? 
+
+PRIME'S PROFUNDITY OF THE WEEK: Or An ATI Quotable Quote.
+   "Notice that the dialtone includes a 440 HZ tone, pick up a phone, and
+tune your A string to the dialtone."
+         --Mr. Noise. Of Sea Of Noise fame.
+Holy cow. I always knew that was one of the tones, but never considered it
+to serve that function too. Thanks for sharing, Mr. Noise. 
+
+
+MEDIA WATCH -- Thanks, Washington Post. "The Internet is lousy with poetry,"
+they say. They DO qualify that saying the use of the word "lousy" they
+prefer is "abundant, oversupplied." 
+PHOTO - <Prime Anarchist wearing sage leaf around his head instead of laurel
+         saying, "What am I, slopped shiver??">
+The post ends quoting a 1927 Robert Graves Poem about the "Cool web of
+language." They thought they were really artsy, didn't they??? Why not go
+back a century more and quote Chief Stealth? Or how 'bout the Bible?? Or
+better yet, reread Homer.
+   If there's one thing the WHOLE MEDIA of internet, print, video, audio
+lacks these days (well, besides a sense of humor) it's:
+
+          M U S E  ! ! !
+
+Reading an entire newspaper, or page for that matter, hoping for a few little
+words of inspiration is like watching 3 1/2 hours of live Grateful Dead
+waiting for that one "lick."
+
+
+Dear Mrs. Clinton: (an open letter) 
+   I am told you are the most respected woman in the United States right
+now. Were I still a signal soldier in the US Army, I would honor you as the
+wife of my commander in chief. But I don't.
+   I must say with all honesty I only voted for you all because I was
+downright scared four more years of Bush and Reagan would surely ruin this
+planet beyond repairable recognition.
+   Now to the meat of this rhetoric and then I'll close with a poem.
+   I will find myself able to have respect for you if and ONLY IF YOU FREE
+LEONARD PELTIER.
+   I really don't know how you can handle the embarrassment of calling 
+yourself an American while another brilliant mind sits tucked away behind
+nationally chagrined bars, imprisoned merely for his views. I'm sure you've
+got a handle on the concept, "none of us free until all are;" I believe
+it with all my heart.
+   Mrs. Clinton, I cannot find more than a handful of Americans who still
+want Peltier "neutralized." But then, maybe THEY'RE who run your life right
+now.
+   So please, Mrs. Clinton. Instruct your husband tonite to stop embarrassing
+me and finally command my respect by granting Peltier his freedom.
+We Truly Are Related,
+Prime Anarchist
+cc:
+Amy Carter
+Lisa Faruoulo
+
+HERE'S WHY THE CAGED BIRD SINGS:
+A Postscript Poem For My Country's Leader.
+1995.
+Here, hear the music of an Auschwitz violin circle.
+Hitler loved his music; and so his assistant.
+So the jew played Beethoven for seven straight hours;
+Before the assistant killed each musician.
+Smiles were everywhere; the music was beautiful.
+The caged bird sings because he is allowed.
+What song would YOU like to hear?
+
+AND NOW, PART 10: THE CONCLUSION OF MF'S GUIDE TO THE UNABOMBER'S MANIFESTO
+        Originally published Dec. '95. Stonington. CT.
+
+"If I had to pick a few thousand words to print in the paper and assure
+the reading public that this is basically what the Unabomber people are
+saying, it surely wouldn't be them that WASH POST picked..." MF.
+
+200. Until the industrial system has been thoroughly wrecked, the destruction
+of that system must be the revolutionaries' ONLY goal. Other goals would
+distract attention and energy from the main goal. More importantly, if the
+revolutionaries permit themselves to have any other goal than the destruction
+of technology, they will fall right back into the technological trap, because
+modern technology is a unified, tightly organized system, so that, in 
+order to retain SOME technology, one finds oneself obliged to retain MOST
+technology, hence one ends up sacrificing only token amounts of tech.
+(note 203 applies here. See intro quote. (ATI #71))
+215. The anarchist too seeks power, but he seeks it on an individual or
+small-group basis; he wants individuals and small groups to be able to
+control the circumstances of their own lives. He opposes tech. because it 
+makes small groups dependent on large organizations.
+NOTE 34. This statement refers to our particular brand of anarchism. A wide
+variety of social attitudes have been called "anarchist," and it may be that
+many who consider themselves anarchists would not accept our statement of
+paragraph 215. (ed note: you said a mouthful, toots.) It should be noted, by
+the way, that there is a nonviolent anarchist movement whose members probably
+would not accept FC as anarchist and certainly would not approve of FC's
+violent methods. (ed note: ibid!!!)
+231. Throughout this article we've made imprecise statements and statements
+that ought to have had all sorts of qualifications and reservations attached
+to them; and some of our statements may be flatly false. Lack of sufficient
+info and the need for brevity made it impossible for us to formulate our
+assertions more precisely or add all the necessary qualifications. And of
+course in a discussion of this kind one must rely heavily on intuitive
+judgement, and then can sometimes be wrong. So we don't claim this article
+expresses more than a crude approximation to the truth.
+
+Here, as I promised in part 1 is my metaphorical ending. I call it
+SIR ISAAC NEWT: A Fig For Ishmael's Hate.
+by MF.
+Dedicated to President Of The United States Of America
+
+     I
+O new Hank eighth, I pity thee
+Ye who serveth wives three.
+One in Heaven, dead too young,
+Another Lovely Lady One.
+Third a Pope who you helped stuff,
+By robbing goat and billary gruff.
+
+     II
+So count your cash all you so skimmed
+Three pouches full, you black sheep you;
+Chucking scepter into lake of fire- son, so swim.
+
+Swim, swim mariner -- lest passing piranhas rip your flesh
+Look starboard. See Orion's belt; hides nothing
+Yet vexing, churning: you're ripe for gulfs to wash.
+
+Hank Hate, O you moved heaven and earth
+Have your way you miscreant -- for you -- 
+A murky mire, lake of fire, craggy barren hearth.
+
+     III
+So stuff your pockets lawless one
+Matthias, Jason's lizard son.
+
+Still whore and rob and symonize
+Whilst our welfare slips past your eyes;
+
+All the turtlewax in the world,
+Can never mask the freedom you have furled.
+
+
+
+That's all he or she wrote.
+to subscribe for phree:
+send
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
+as the message to:
+listserv@brazerko.com
+
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+Attention: Big Brother is NOT watching you; you are on candid camera...
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Hey!!! Hey!!! Hey!!! It's ATI 84. The George Orwell Memorial Issue.
+Down and Out at Kidney Island and Lady Smith Minesite.
+Sunday nite (monday morn actually) 1:45 a.m. This last day of June, 1997.
+
+There's no #'s run and no calendula section. No one submitted. (hint, hint,
+hint) "What do I have to do..." -VF-
+
+June 4, '97. a poem by Punkin. Allouez, WI 1997.
+Emotionless dehumanization,
+Slaves to consumerism;
+Sweat stings the naked eye,
+And your gut wrenches:
+As the sickening smell of
+Factory fumes invade your lungs-
+The unborn remain so,
+Robots not capable of childbirth.
+Are you the manufacturer,
+Or the manufactured?
+    
+    --     --     --     --     --    --
+
+From WIRED news www.wired.com:
+
+    Senate Votes to Block Bomb-Making Info
+	   by Rebecca Vesely
+
+	   The Senate has voted 94-0 to tack onto a
+	   Defense Department spending bill an amendment that would
+	   prohibit the distribution of bomb-making instructions in the 
+	   United States.
+
+	   Although the word "Internet" is not mentioned in the four-page
+	   amendment, the legislation would outlaw Web sites, newspapers,
+	   zines, and books that publish instructions on how to make a
+	   bomb - such as The Anarchist's Cookbook and The Terrorist
+	   Handbook. Violators would face fines and prison sentences of
+	   up to 20 years.
+
+	   Sponsored by Senator Dianne Feinstein (D-California), who has
+	   been trying to get the legislation on the books since 1995, the
+	   amendment passed Thursday is narrowly written to include only
+	   the distribution of material that has an "intent to harm."
+
+...
+[see the rest at www.wired.com]
+
+
+Prime Anarchist here. That was reprinted from one of the listservs I'm on.
+I thought it had wide apropriateness, if you catch my drift.
+The poem before it comes from a new penpal of mine.
+
+Not many letters to the editor this week. Two I couldn't print because I
+couldn't read them. Makes me wonder if they were letters to the editor or
+hate mail. As usual, address all lettuce to:
+marco99@juno.com
+
+To subscribe to this 'zine, simply send
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+
+Since the railroading of Marcus Garvey, there have been certain 
+sinister forces of the United States government who have gone to 
+great lengths to deceive, and manipulate the minds of the people. I am 
+living proof of what they are capable of.
+
+Since my emancipation, I have been overcome with bitter-sweet emotions. 
+After being released from almost a lifetime of imprisonment, I am still 
+not completely liberated and cannot be while my comrade, 
+Mumia Abu-Jamal, is still a victim of this ongoing collusion.
+
+I can personally attest to his character and integrity. I met him in the 
+60s. He was working in the Philadelphia chapter at the time and over 
+the years, he has become like a younger brother to me. I urge you, I 
+appeal to you all to use that same strength that enabled you to support 
+me for almost three decades, and direct it towards Mumia's struggle. 
+With your help, I never lost hope, with all of you fighting for me on the 
+outside, my spirit was strong enough to sustain everything it needed 
+to persevere on the inside.
+
+I thank you for everything you have done for me, and for everything you 
+continue to do for Mumia.  Together . . . we will rise above it all.
+
+Peace,
+
+Geronimo
+
+
+
+   /
+  /   The Prime Anarchist
+ /   Paddle to the Sea
+/   Report. Right Pronto.
+		I was hoping to report on this within three weeks. But the
+response has been so quick so far I'm going to tally this up EVERY WEEK
+for three and then go from there. You can say that this literary experiment
+worked wonderfully. 
+   For those of you just tuning in, what we did was we started last week's
+issue with a little piece about Paddle To The Sea the famous 1940's kiddie
+adventure novel about a 4-foot long canoe that got dropped off in the great
+lakes and "paddled" his way out to the Atlantic Ocean. Complete with map
+and everything. Well the experiment was to see how quickly it could make it
+to the eastern US seaboard. 
+   Was I impressed. Faster than I could've predicted. 2 days, old Paddle 
+made his way to the Atlantic Ocean.
+   So here it is so far. First report was from Columbus, Ohio. Probably
+bumped into that NinaPinSanMary replica they did in '92. Second bullet came
+in from Detroit, MI.; no doubt where Paddle must've escaped those big huge
+circular saws. Of course if a US Government agent was on his tail and
+wanted to make it look like Earth First!ers were to blame s/he could've  
+spiked that canoe and all hell would've broke loose, right? But that's 
+a whole other story... we won't go there. By they way, Detroit forwarded it
+to a webpal in Denver so we await hearing from him or her.
+   Next we were told that we reached NYC. Bingo. Atlantic seaboard. Made it.
+"But I'm not going to forward it to anyone since I didn't find the content
+too interesting." Well at least he was honest. 
+   Finally, Ole Paddle made his way to Calgary. "also, loved the poem and
+agreed with its perspective," for those of us looking for feedback. I coulda
+put that quote in letters to the editor, but decided it fit nicely just here.
+   So now I can't wait to see where Paddle ends up next. If you've never
+read Paddle To The Sea, by the way, add it to your summer "climb a tree and
+read a bunch of new books today" list. You'll find it fun, fascinating
+and full of fodder for full-grown adults as well as the little foo-fighters
+it was originally written for.
+
+Next is a neat book review. You ready?
+"WHO IN HELL...: A Guide To The Whole Damned Bunch," by Sean Kelly & Rosemary
+Rogers. 
+   Put as succinctly as I can, this book is an alphabetized list of everyone
+these authors believe got a reserved seat in "the hot town." The Abyss
+perhaps. Including the guy who threw his daughter down a well in a Violent
+Femmes album.
+   Agamemnon's there, as is Aaron Burr. You'll find Hitler and Mussolini, 
+Elpinore's not there. He was just dumb. There's no place in hell for dumb
+people, unless they just never learn. That's your ticket to points worse
+still than the Abyss. Cerberus is there and also Joan Crawford and Father
+Coughlin (who by the way, are since married. Going on 70 years now.) 
+Now, George Custer's there and so are the Knights Templar. But where's old
+Rough and Longhaired Kit Carson? And Kristoffer Kolumbus for that matter.
+OK, so this book is just too politically schmorrect for its own good. But it
+was a fun-to-read. 
+   Who knows, you might even meet a friend.
+   "Thus it appears that even sins go in and out of fashion. It has been five
+hundred years since Dante described an Inferno full of alchemists, barrators,
+diviners, panderers, simonists, and userers. Where in Hell, we may well ask,
+are the NRA lobbyists, urban renewers, strip-miners, (ed: strip-mallers for
+that matter) paparazzi, on-line child pornographers, draft dodgers,  
+infomercial producers, crack dealers, New Age gurus, tax cheats, self-help
+quacks, concentration camp commandants, and causers of gridlock?" (ed: strip-
+mallers again???)
+   That from the preface of said book. Happy reading.
+
+   If you ever get to Green Bay, WI in your lifetime - not that you'd want
+to- but if you ever do, there's a pun waiting for you to drive by.
+   Go down Asland, Ave. and then take a right onto Tennis CT.
+   I kid you not.
+   It's there. Of course this from a town that also has "Easy ST" listed in 
+the directory. My friend Rich tells me he grew up there...
+
+NAFTA. Bad for US; Bad for THE Mexicans.
+
+I'm dreaming of an Ex Exxon.
+Yo, ho, waddya say.
+Exxoff. Let's shut the Crandon Mine down.
+
+JOURNAL POEM 13 from "I SLURP MY COFFEE: A Book Length Poetry Manuscript"
+by Marc Weisenheimer.
+"How Many Haiku?" 
+
+Debbie Does Donuts
+HIRE OUR KEYS. POOP VAN SCOOP: PICKS
+UP WHERE YOUR DOG LEAVES OFF.
+
+For "Gross Encounters of the 
+Turd Kind," The ad says. Claims
+To be #1 in the #2 business.
+More men would eat 'em if we
+Spelled Quiche with a "k." (keesh?)
+Treppy (n) a trendy hippy. Usually
+Found in coffee houses.
+EG: the treppy jumped over
+The moon. (pl) treppies.
+(adj) a style of hippy.
+(adv) treppyish.
+You mean I'll make twelve 
+A day tax free singin songs
+On a sidewalk now???
+I drank a bottle of acid
+Rain water -- how come nothing
+Happened except the mens room?
+Whatever happened 
+To the Frito Bandito?
+"Homemade song," he says.
+I wonder why I
+Always look out a
+Window while I brush my teeth
+Wherever I am.
+
+Colorado rainbows are just
+Green, yellow and a lot of red.
+Your seat can be used as a 
+Flotation device.
+Center yourself in the botanical
+Garden, hands in pockets, head
+Tilted back, eyes closed, staring
+At sun. Cures allergies.
+Ingredients: herbs,
+Rhubarb, strawberries, spices,
+Nectars and flowers.
+
+Perigree moon.
+
+
+NEXT ISSUE: an interview with Harvard Ethnobotonist Wade Davis. 
+	    an interview with Marco The Walker. (reprinted from Infinite
+Onion magazine May '93. "ishu ate."
+	    an interview with Andrew Lloyd Webbler about his lover's spat
+with Tim Ryce.
+	    an interview with Prime Anarchist about his new libel charges
+lobbed from Webbler AND Ryce.
+
+
+AS PER USUAL: send all contributions, tribute, alms, palms, and psalms to
+marco99@juno.com
+
+To subscribe: send a self addressed stamped envelope to Marco. General
+Delivery. Any major city.
+
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+Boycott Holiday Inn please,
+I'll tellya why next week...
+
+July 8th, 1997. 8:30pm. 
+PAP #'s run for this ATI issue 85. The after Orwell, after Independence
+Day, issue. 
+http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~panicbuy/hatemail/altjournalism.html
+       "slow, but well worth..."
+http://citizen-tv.com
+       (yes, I've been mostly looking around the C's lately.)
+
+Outcry! @narchist Collective
+po box 18581
+W. St. Paul, MN 55118
+Andy 612-457-5331
+Ben      222-7150
+
+Hi there,
+Prime Anarchist here. Sorry this issue is late again. Well, you probably
+don't care much as long as you get this every week or so, but I'm trying 
+really hard to "constrain" myself to getting 11k out every Sunday nite. 
+But last Sunday nite that JUST WASN'T GONNA HAPPEN.
+   You've probably read about Earth First!'s occupation of Crandon WI's
+proposed Exxon mine offices by now, and you've probably been given totally
+false information. In an effort to NOT clear any of that up (not worth
+anyone's time trying), but to add my own distorted perception, I'm just 
+going to add two very important facts that never made any media. 
+1) in the chaos of 29 (30 if you count the one unthwarted getaway) arrests
+one Earth First!er got away with a new pair of handcuffs. That's right, the
+arresting office was so hot for more arrests he abandoned his first arrest.
+He or she (the EF!er) walked off calmly and then found someone to help him
+or her open the cuffs. 
+2) short of the arrests themselves, the entire action was peaceful. 
+   You'll notice that no media reports give any evidence that the thing was
+violent in any way shape or form, but they sure don't go out of their way to
+say it was peaceful either.
+   Yeah, the media suxx. But Exxon suxx worse, so you work with what you 
+got and the warrior fights nonviolently like Ghandi with attitude watching
+the rest of the world crumble around him or her. I was quite pleased to 
+notice Monday nite while helping Earth First with their jail support that
+ABC and NBC allowed the words "EXXON Valdez oil spill" through 3 different
+times during their 6pm newscasts. Afterall, they're owned by Westinghaus
+and General Dyslectric. So I guess all attempts at guerrilla theatre were
+right on.
+   Ask me about the Wisconsin Forest Hodag someday. 
+--Prime--
+
+
+** Ground Zero's Random Notes **
+
+Pollution Control or People Control?  
+
+On June 25, US President Clinton announced tougher new 
+pollution control standards from the EPA, supposedly
+created in the name of "improving public health" and
+"protecting the children."  But this action brings more
+questions than answers.  
+
+Does this new pollution control really have anything
+to do with public health, or is it just another tool for
+government control, social engineering, and private property
+confiscation?  
+
+Check out California's pollution control plan:  
+
+" Many older cars are expected to fail the Dynamometer
+(SMOG II) Test, perhaps 60% according to the EPA... What's
+happening... is frightening and ominous. It's about
+getting folks out of their cars, by force of fraud......." 
+ -- Eric Peters, The Wall Street Journal, May 9,1996  
+
+"Gross Polluter' means a vehicle with excess....emissions as
+established by the Department......"  --  California Health
+ and Safety Code, Section 39032.5
+ 
+
+"'Gross Polluter'....30 days to pass the Smog test... if you
+can't afford repairs (no ceiling on cost),.....Your car can
+be taken by government and crushed."  --  Jim Anderson, President,
+Automotive Technician's Association, March 19,1996  
+
+"Businesses surpassing emission standards will be forced to buy
+'Pollution Credits' from the state government to continue 
+operating.... The state gets 'pollution credits' to sell by 
+rushing cars....selling 'pollution credits' is not cleaning up
+the air...."   -- Jim Anderson, President, Automotive
+Technician's Association, March 19,1996  
+
+Taken and crushed??  Remember that little clause in the
+Constitution about how private property shall not be taken for
+public use without just compensation (want to place any bets on
+ whether the State will buy you a new car before
+it crushes your old one?).  
+
+Think this can't happen here?  Or that it can't happen in
+your state?  These new federal mandates are a step in that
+direction.   Perhaps the most important question raised is this:
+how can the EPA dictate law to the American people?  How can
+the President dictate law?  Isn't that the job of  Congress?
+Did you know the President can make law at his discretion?  He
+simply issues an "Executive Order", and if left unchallenged, it
+becomes law just as if Congress had passed it.  It is even possible
+to make laws that go against the will of Congress (remember the
+ Peso bailout? Congress said "no", but the President
+did it anyway). 
+
+
+--> No Escape?
+
+The REAL reason for these new standards may be to force
+Americans to phaze out old cars and phaze in new cars that can
+be (or already are) equipped with a "kill switch" in which law
+enforcement officials (or New World Order stormtroopers) 
+can shut off the ignition of cars they are pursuing.  
+I don't know about you, but I don't want anyone but me being in
+control of my car.
+
+(Most of this taken from American Resister's Movement mailing list.
+Check out their website at:
+ http://members.aol.com/TWStough/mainmenu.htm   )
+
+Till next issue..Keep learning and be creative!
+GZ!
+
+
+Dear Prime,
+Thank you for taking the time to write and let us know your experience with
+our Calendula Natural Deodorant. I was pleased to read that you have been
+using our deodorant for years and until recently have been satisfied with our
+product. I am surry you had such a frustrating experience with the Calendula
+version of our deodorant. 
+   It is difficult to determine what ingredient or combination of ingredients
+may have caused the experience you described. We all have different body
+chemistries and may become sensitive and/or allergic to a product at any
+time. I have enclosed a check for $4.00 to reimburse you for the purchase
+price of the deodorant that you were not able to use along with a stick of
+our Natural Woodspice Deodorant which you mentioned that you enjoy. Please
+accept this along with our apologies.
+   Prime, thank you again for giving us the opportunity to respond to your
+concern. We value your opinions and appreciate your feedback. If there is
+anything else that I can do for you, please write again or give me a call 
+at 1-800-775-2388
+Sincerely yours,
+Dan Erickson
+Consumer Relations
+po box 710 kennebunk, maine.
+(notos primos: I'm not suggesting you abuse these people. I'm just pointing
+out where you can rest assured, here's a co-operative where you'll be 
+treated right. They DO have a neighbor you can go ahead and abuse if you're 
+so inclined: GEORGE BUSH!!!)
+
+
+Hi,
+You reached Lenox MA.  (Western -- near NY state)
+I'm a bit confused though -- do I know you?  Are we on a list together?
+And what exactly is this 'zine?
+I go to school at Stanford, Palo Alto CA, so I guess you reached there,
+too.
+
+
+Prime,
+My sister <jafuller@bics.bwh.harvard.edu> or 
+<104255.2704%compuserve.com@hin.sld.cu> is coming down this summer.
+If you could call a progressive newspaper and find someone interested 
+in making a donation to Prensa Latina Publications in Havana, we need 
+desperately:
+COMPUTER MEMORY!!!
+72 pin IBM-PC compatible
+*any* amount, but the more the merrier...
+Mike Fuller
+
+
+JOURNAL POEM 14 BY MARCO
+
+Coffee buzz at Denny's 4AM.
+
+How do you outrun a storm on a 10speed?
+Ride really hard Buck, and don't look back.
+Ask a local ahead of time, when is
+Thunder's first most likely crack.
+
+Mexicali tofu and a hot potato salad.
+New England chowder and a quesedilla.
+Salad, soup & sandwich bar sumptous.
+Home of the perfect hummus.
+What's in a guacamole salad?
+Can I get my espresso in a to-go cup?
+
+A sagebrush tumbleweed 
+Squeezes out under a Ford Falcon;
+Bounces up toward my face
+Then around over my head.
+
+Cripple Creek or Bust.
+
+If you don't want a watch tan:
+Then don't wear a watch.
+                    
+
+That's it for this week. Good gnus and gnood gnite.
+as per usual address all corresponding written work to
+marco99@juno.com 
+
+tell friends to subscribe, send: 
+
+subscribe ATI
+
+to:
+
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+
+
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+ATI86. July 14, 1997.    Special Aldo Leopold Edition.
+
+Short PAP #'s run. It's 1035pm.
+This comes once again from kidney island. The island called kidney, shaped
+like a kidney, and serving the purpose of a world's kidney!!!
+
+http://citizen-tv.com
+
+Prime Anarchist Productions Presents, the all new, bigger, brighter, more
+water, less calculus, CALENDULAR section for this Monday, 2-3 days after
+the half moon. Did you remember to throw wampum into the bay at sunset?
+I did.
+
+July 20, 1923. Pancho Villa assassinated.
+July 28, 1968. African-Americans gain citizenship.
+August 16, 1862. Santee Sioux open war against trading posts.
+Aug. 17, 1896. First auto-induced fatality.
+Aug. 18, 1994. Miracle the white buffalo calf born in Janesville, WI.
+September 5, 1887. Crazy Horse assassinated.
+October 1, 1976. World Vegetarian Day.
+Oct. 9, 1967. Che Guevera executed, Bolivia.
+Oct 12, 1492 Natives discover Columbus.
+November 2, 1812. Lord Byron speaks in favor of Luddites in Parliament.
+Nov. 12, 1974. Karen Silkwood murdered.
+
+Prime here, how goes it? No letters to the editor this week. A first in a 
+while. Summer's getting things moving slowly I guess. Not much netsurfing,
+maybe there's some real surfing going on, eh?
+OK how it is with Leopold, Mr. Aldo dude? He was born in Burlington, Iowa
+which has no particular attention to hold me to; but he got his master of
+Forestry degree in Yale, and being the konnetiuk that I am, my ears pricked
+up when I heard that. Never mind my first thought of how the hell does one
+practice forestry in Connecticut??? Then come to find out he taught at
+University of Wisconsin from 1933 until the day he did the physical death
+thing. Earth Firsters quote him a lot, so my ears had to prick up a LOT last
+week.
+
+So, what else do you wanna know about Aldo? Knock it off, Jolie. I heard
+that. She thinks you wanna know "nothing." OK. I'll tell you anyhow.
+   Read the phollowing books immmmmmmmmmmediately if you wanna be IN THE
+KNOW as regards this wonderful planet, old space ship earth of ours.
+
+   "Game Management," "Sand County Almanack," and especially "Round River."
+
+OK. I promised stuff about the hotel-from-hell.
+HOLIDAY INN ALERT!!! HOLIDAY INN ALERT!!! HOLIDAY INN ALERT!!!
+1986. HI enters into a direct partnership with the Chinese government.
+Jello Biafra, eat your chingadoodoo heart out.
+Holiday Inn now represents 75% of all foreign money coming into Tibet.
+Do I have to explain how repressive China is of Tibetan people? I hope not.
+Lemme know if I need to, I'd please to oblige.
+Can you say blowing up monasteries???
+All fones and phaxes are tapped coming and going to/from Holiday Inn.
+Police have keys to all the rooms for regular random searches. (oxymoron???)
+During tense times Holiday Inn there has billeted Chinese troops and 
+security forces used the hotel as a nerve center to monitor the actions of 
+tourists. That suxxx.  
+You might call 18006210555 and 8004654329 if you feel like telling them
+how you feel. I feel kinda randy.
+
+http://www.ncs.gov/n5_h.../html/eitr/apendx_a.htm
+APPENDIX A APPENDIX A ELECTRONIC INTRUDER-RELATED MATERIALS The following
+is a list of known computer intrusion-related electronic newsletters
+publications, mailing lists, newsgroups, magazines, books, and other 
+publications. The electronic newspapers are seperated into two groups
+those that have been active within the past 18 months and those that have
+been inactive. ELECTRONIC NEWSLETTERS ACTIVE PUBLICAIONS A.T.I.  Activist
+Times Inc. politics/hacking anarchy BaD Hacking/Phreaking/Anarchy CDC Cult
+of the Dead Cow anarchy/hacking/Chalisti German Hacker Newsletter  
+associated with the Chaos Computer Club, written in German CHiNA Hacker
+newsletter Computer Down Unerground Digest CUD for Australia, New Zealand,
+CUD Computer Underground Digest specializes in legal, ethical and social 
+issues related to the computer culture DFP Digital Free Press hacking
+Digital Murder Hacker/Phreaker Newsletter some anarchy EFFector Online
+Electronic Frontier Foundation Publication group protecting your rights
+online The Empire Times Hacker Newsletter FBI Freaker's Bureau International
+anarchy/hacking/cyberpunk Informatik...
+
+STUDENTS AT FOREFRONT OF NATIONAL VEGETERIAN DIETING TREND
+(NSNS)national student news service- Recent research indicates that students
+are leading the national trend toward vegetarianism. The National Restaurant
+Association has found that 15 percent of the 15-million American college
+students eat vegetarian meals each day. That figure hovers closer to six
+percent for the general population according to the NRA study.
+
+JOURNAL POEM 15 by Prime Anarchist aka Marco Capelli
+
+Hill climb.
+      up a hill;
+     up a hill;
+    up a hill;
+   up a hill;
+  up a hill;
+ up a hill;
+Up a hill.
+You can't find good clam 
+Chowder up a hill.
+Great cod, but lousy chowder.
+2 stroke oil: that'd get you
+Up a hill. Or take a cog.
+
+There's 575 lefts in 3/4 of a mile.
+Are there any fossils of people
+Up a hill? Or just fish?
+Blisters: Don't shoogoo (tm) sneakers
+If you'll be climbing up a hill.
+Red zinger iced tea.
+Throw these shoes to the rats.
+Sunset from a foothill.
+Setting behind the hill.
+
+Chapstick will be 
+Crucial up a hill.
+Calves hurt: heels too.
+Blister the size of Boulder.
+
+NORAD's storming pretty
+Hard down there.
+Barr Camp -- 4 bucks a night
+In an A-frame,
+Half way up her purple
+Mountain's majesty.
+
+I'm so high it's 
+Raining sideways.
+Up a hill.
+2 miles.
+Barefoot.
+Both ways. 
+
+as per usual address all coriander, Koreshian rants, and correspondences
+to Marco99@juno.com
+
+to subscribe to this newsletter send:
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
+as the message body
+to:
+
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+alt.society.ati
+
+>                     First Hopi Violation of Accommodation Agreement
+>
+>One of the central provisions of the "Accommodation Agreement" is that the
+>Dine' will be allowed to practice
+>their traditional religion without interference. What the people were told
+>is that they would have to get a permit
+>for construction or use of the HPL, but that it would be a formality, that
+>the permits would be granted as a matter
+>of course. The Hopi Tribe told this not only to the Dine' but to Congress
+>and the Courts. I heard these
+>assurances myself, more than once, from the mouths of the Hopi Tutsqua
+>Team members and their attorney.
+>
+>Frances Bahe and her grandson stopped by my house yesterday, with their
+>Princeton intern, Ben Bishop.
+>Fortunately it was lunch time, so we ate everything in the refrigerator.
+>They had all been at a ceremony the last
+>night, and there were problems.
+>
+>The ceremony in question was the N'daa, otherwise known as Enemy Way or
+>vulgarly as "Squaw Dance". It is a
+>four-day ceremony, very expensive, and is done most commonly for veterans
+>who suffer from the effects of war,
+>but sometime for people whose illnesses are caused by contact with
+>non-Dine'. It takes place in two different
+>locations, each one has a hogan and a big fire, and usually a big brush
+>shelter. Certain objects have to be carried
+>by men on horseback from one location to the other, and there are a number
+>of conditions regarding the route
+>that has to be taken. The riders have to stop at the midway point and stay
+>overnight, with a fire.  The "Squaw
+>Dance" part refers to the night time two step dance around the fire in a
+>big circle, where the women pick men to
+>dance with them and then the men have to give the women something valuable
+>after the song is over.
+>
+>According to Mrs. Bahe, this particular ceremony was held for one of
+>Albert and Rose Francis' sons. One side of
+>it was near Ganado and the other side was on HPL in the Teesto area. The
+>family asked the Hopi Tribe for a
+>permit for the ceremony. They were given permission to build the hogan and
+>shelters at the Teesto end, but
+>were refused permission to "carry the stick" across HPL or to have the
+>midway ceremony. As a result they had
+>to use an alternate route. The riders had to travel along the highway,
+>which is wrong for this reason: ambulances
+>carrying sick or bleeding people travel on the highway, and there are
+>places along the highway where people
+>have been killed. This is not a good thing.
+>
+>It is less than 3 months since the deadline passed for signing the
+>"Accommodation Agreement." The families
+>who signed did so in large part because they were assured by the Navajo
+>Nation, Congress, and the Hopi Tribe
+>that they would be able to practice their religion without interference.
+>So soon, and already the agreement is
+>being violated.
+>
+>Three months ago the HPL was crawling with attorneys, Navajo Tribal
+>officials and "support group" type
+>people. Now, when the families encounter a serious problem, they have to
+>face it alone.  This is evidence to me
+>that the "Accommodation Agreement" will not work if it depends on the Hopi
+>Tribe's good faith. The families
+>need full-time, on-site legal assistance, and there must be some avenue of
+>appeal.
+>
+>                                  More rain!
+>
+>The summer rains have come early and everything is green. You see flowers
+>all over the place, some of them I've
+>never seen before.  Usually when you drive through Crystal, over Narbona
+>Pass, when  the view opens up onto
+>Eastern navajo you see an endless expanse of gray and brown, any time of
+>year. This year what you see is
+>green. It really looks weird! Last week I left the lid off my garbage can
+>three days and collected 2 inches of water.
+>A lot of people are saying the rain is the result of the ceremonies which
+>were held at Sarah Begay's place this
+>winter and spring.
+>
+>jn
+
+
+PRIME ANARCHIST here. This is ATI issue #
+It's Sunday, July 20, it's 7:20 p.m. 
+
+I have a one line pap #'s run. But first this.
+About the article you just read, keep in mind that it is NOT the Hopi PEOPLE
+that are against the Navajo resisters living on their lands but the 
+tribal government that CLAIMS to represent. That is key.
+I know. I've lived there many months, many times. That was the only 
+misleading part of the "B-fore mentioned" article, so I figured rather 
+than change a single paragraph, line or bit-abyte I'd give you the whole
+shabang. Uncensored, unedited, un-gate-keepered. Dig? OK. 
+Prime Anarchist Productions presents the now way too famous numbers run.
+
+http://www.znet.com/~jef/comic.htm
+
+Activist Times, Inc. 
+running numbers since 1988.
+Your creative source for cool characters to click on.
+
+Oh, by the way. ATI now has the usenet noozgroop active again.
+Or at least useable.
+Check it out if you dare.
+alt.society.ati
+"things are gettttttttting pretttttttty interrrrrractive around here..." 
+
+
+CALENDULA SECTION. READY?
+July 28, 1968. African-Americans gain citizenship.
+August 16, 1862. Santee Sioux open war against trading posts.
+Aug. 17, 1896. First auto-induced fatality.
+Aug. 18, 1994. Miracle the white buffalo calf born in Janesville, WI.
+September 5, 1887. Crazy Horse assassinated.
+October 1, 1976. World Vegetarian Day.
+Oct. 9, 1967. Che Guevera executed, Bolivia.
+Oct 12, 1492 Natives discover Columbus.
+November 2, 1812. Lord Byron speaks in favor of Luddites in Parliament.
+Nov. 12, 1974. Karen Silkwood murdered.
+
+THIS FROM LYN & SHAWN:
+>The recent disclosures of CIA involvment in importing cocaine, drugs 
+>and guns to L.A. are not new. Since its days as the OSS, even before 
+>its official founding in 1947, the Central Intelligence Agency -- 
+>CIA -- has been involved in  drug dealing, overthrowing legally 
+>elected, democratic governments, torture, and other human abuses.
+>
+>The Agency re-installed the Mafia in postwar Italy and the Corsican 
+>mob in France; they brought Nazi scientists and intelligence officers 
+>to the US; they subverted democracies and installed brutal 
+>dictatorships in Iran, Guatemala, Congo, and Chile.
+>
+>The CIA Shipped heroin out of Southeast Asia and cocaine out of Latin 
+>America, to support its counter-insurgecy wars. In Burma, the CIA has 
+>been accused of wiretapping the DEA (Drug Enforcement Agency) to 
+>protect drug-dealers close to the ruling military. In Mexico, "drug 
+>war" money goes to the generals involved in drug-running to fight 
+>popular resistance.
+>
+>The time is now to say:
+>"TOO MUCH IS ENOUGH! CRACK THE CIA!"
+
+>Subscribe -> email MAJORDOMO@TAO.CA
+>             with the message SUBSCRIBE A-INFOS
+>Info      -> http://www.tao.ca/ainfos/
+>Reproduce -> please include this section
+
+This is from natty reb:
+>BELGIUM:
+>
+>Phony electric chairs which imitate high-voltage shocks and offer
+>volunteers a certificate of grit have become an instant success on
+>Belgium's coast.
+>
+>The handful of machines, placed mainly in the coastal town of
+>Blankenberge, produce no real electric shocks but strong vibrations giving
+>a similar sensation.  After the ordeal, which starts when the equivalent
+>of just over a dollar is inserted, survivors receive written proof of how
+>much "voltage" they could cope with.  Smoke billows from the chair when
+>someone takes the highest dose.
+>
+>Pregnant women and people with weak hearts are advised against trying out
+>the  machine, said the manager of an amusement arcade operating one of
+>them.  "It is quite a sucess; a lot of people are seeking the unusual and
+>they hear about all these executions in the USA."
+>
+>Belgium, which used to execute criminals by guillotine, has not done so
+>since 1950.  It finally eliminated the death penalty last year.
+
+---------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+                           Exxon is real outsider
+
+An Editorial
+The Capital Times
+July 10, 1997
+
+     How intriguing that the critics of a recent protest against the
+     proposed Exxon mine would choose to dismiss the protesters as
+     ``outsiders,'' while missing the fact that the real outsiders in
+     Wisconsin's mining debate are multinational corporations such as,
+     well, Exxon.
+
+     The Earth First! environmental group has launched a series of
+     protests against the mine, which would be located near Crandon,
+     and this development seems to have unsettled apologists for
+     out-of-state mining interests. This is understandable, because
+     opposition to the proposed mine is so widespread in Wisconsin 
+     that mine supporters have to be feeling a tad beleaguered by the
+     prospect of national environmental groups adding their voices to
+     the chorus.
+
+     Rather than attempt to argue the merits of the Exxon mine,
+     however, critics of Earth First!, including our friends at the
+     Wisconsin State Journal, have begun to portray protesters as
+     ``mining outsiders.'' ``Self-serving noise like that generated
+     Monday by Earth First! is not welcome,'' snarled the WSJ in
+     response to a nonviolent protest outside the Crandon Mining Co.
+     office that saw 29 arrests.
+
+     What the mining apologists miss is that much of the Earth First!
+     activism surrounding the Crandon mine issue has been organized by
+     Earth First! activists from, you guessed it, Wisconsin. And even
+     if there are Wisconsinites who may object to the civil
+     disobedience component of the Earth First! protests, it is
+     impossible to argue with the fact that opposition to the mining
+     project is widespread among residents of the Crandon area -- as
+     evidenced by township elections last spring, which were swept by
+     mining foes.
+
+     One of the reasons the opposition to the mining project is so
+     widespread is because of concerns about Exxon, a corporation with
+     a dubious environmental record, which Wisconsinites simply do not
+     trust to protect the state's natural resources.
+
+     Exxon has no connection to Wisconsin, and no commitment to the
+     state's environmental or conservation traditions. In contrast,
+     the opposition to the Exxon mine is home-grown and rooted in the
+     grass-roots environmental tradition of Wisconsin.
+
+     If the mining apologists want to push ``outsiders'' out of the
+     debate, we are quite certain that the opponents of the mine --
+     including the people from Earth First! -- would be more than
+     happy to oblige. So long as we start with the biggest outsider of
+     all: Exxon.
+---------------------------------------------------------------------------
+                          Lifted With Pride From
+                         TheCapital Times Homepage
+                     By PAP. Prime Acquisitions Presents.
+---------------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+This is from my friend Laurie. Those of you following back from the late
+80's ATI days might remember her...
+(you'll notice that this issue is mostly a "forwarded-letters-to-the- 
+editor" format. Hope this doesn't get too boring too fast. Next weekish
+we should be settled into our new headquarters and ready for the weekly
+ATI's you've all come to know and love. (or at least tolerate.))
+
+>>               WASHINGTON COMPUTER USER SHOOTS PC IN FRUSTRATION
+>>   
+>>   
+>>   ISSAQUAH, Wash. (July 11, 1997 8:45 p.m. EDT) -- A man was coaxed out
+>>   of his home by police after he pulled a gun and shot his personal
+>>   computer, apparently in frustration.
+>>   
+>>   "We don't know if it wouldn't boot up or what," Sgt. Keith Moon said
+>>   Thursday.
+>>   
+>>   The computer, in a home office on the second floor of the townhouse,
+>>   had four bullet holes in the hard drive and one in the monitor.
+>>   
+>>   One bullet struck a filing cabinet, while another made it through a
+>>   wall and into a neighboring unit. No one was hurt.
+>>   
+>>   Police evacuated the complex, contacted the 43-year-old man by
+>>   telephone and got him to come out. He was taken to a hospital for a
+>>   mental evaluation.
+
+
+(notas primeras, you'll also notice there is no correspondence report
+from ground zero, and no journal poem to end the issue out. I'll have to 
+compose one on the spot perhaps. And next week will be a new journal poem
+and perhaps a ground zero column. <clears throat> perhaps a ground zero
+column? hint hint.)
+
+
+Hi,
+
+My name is Kevin Brownlow and I am a journalism major at Michigan State
+University.  Currently, we have one large campus daily, which has become
+grossly outdated with what the students want to read.  I would love to get
+some kind of input, if you would, to give me some ideas to
+start an alternative weekly.  I would really like to get information on
+organization, finances, recruitment, along with any other important
+information.
+
+Thank you,
+
+Kevin Brownlow
+Michigan State University
+
+ M U S I C   R E V I E W
+      by marco capelli
+
+      Lilith Fair. Hartford. July '97.
+      Wow.
+      Great.
+
+ C U L I N A R Y   R E V I E W
+      by marco capelli
+
+      Veggie Max Sandwich.
+      Blimpies. Anytown. USA.
+      Kinda sux.
+      But
+      It'll do
+      For now.
+
+OK. This is about all for ATI87. I'll leave you with this poem dedicated to
+the revolution in the Congo. Is it any wonder there's some oil down there?
+
+               THE OIL MYTH.
+               (c) 1998. Prime H. Anarchist
+
+               Wars and rumors of war
+               Oil and rumors of oil
+               
+               I've got a girl for you tonite,
+               I tell Dennis Rodman;
+               After the game,
+               You know
+               You and her...
+               "Is she UGGGGGLY?" is his
+               Only question -
+               For beauty, is an asset.
+               Can be measured, manipulated manhandled
+               & capitalized upon.
+
+               Mr. Speaker, I say, Mr. Prez, Mrs. Prez:
+               I yield my thyme and beg to reserve
+               It back just long enough to 
+               Tell you about a 
+               New small country.
+               Looking for democracy, freedom,
+               Help from US, advisors, politicians,
+               Maybe help to someday grow big and
+               S T R O N G
+               Through open, American monitored
+               Elections.
+
+               Are they oil-less, you ask me.
+               They ask me, she asks me.
+               Mrs. Speaker, for oil is an asset.
+               Can be sized, sounded for, measured,
+               Sucked, raped and capitalized upon.
+
+               'Cause if she ugggggly---
+               Won' give her my time no how.
+
+               For if they LACK oil,
+               We're JUS' nah INTRIST'D.
+
+               Oil
+               And rumors
+               Of oil.
+
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+From: marco99
+Full-Name:  
+X-Status: New
+
+
+Au, Ag, Mo, Ur, Zn, Cu, Pb. Welcome to issue 88, the specialATI 8088
+issue.Zinc, Copper, Lead, and Gold. That's the primary elements Exxon is
+after at Crandon minesite in northern Wisconsin.Gold, Silver, Molybdenum
+and Uranium. Would be the secondary elements they will be raping the
+earth for.Side issues? Oh, nickel, iron, thorium, stuff like that.Where
+did I get my information? Piss off, I'm a journalist. Fact is that's what
+I know. How I know it isn't nearly as important what can't continue on if
+everyone knows it, so tell friends.Don't let them tell you crandon's just
+a copper mine. OK, here's the pap #'s run for Sunday, August 3, 1997.
+Louis Farrakhan4855 W. Woodlawn Ave.Chicago, Ill. 60615Fred Rogers4802
+5th Ave.Pittsburgh, PA
+15213http://www.fatcitynews.comhttp://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/8764OBIT.
+William S. Burroughs is dead. And so is FW Woolworth. So now you can no
+longer get a  naked lunch at the counter.A review of 5 newsgroups by
+Prime Anarchist.Here's what Klanwatch has to say about these 5 groups.
+Read on for what I say.misc.activism.militia. Discussion about
+paramilitary groups.alt.conspiracy. The latest theories of the paranoid
+right.alt.sovergnty. "freemen" declare their independence from the
+government.talk.politics.guns. Second Amendment rhetoric laved with
+advice on weapons.alt.survivalism. Going off the grid? Here's how.I say
+this:spam, spam and more spam.Nothing but spam. Every one of these groups
+were just riddled with spam. Who kkknows what's in those usenets.Prime
+says, if you MUST do newsgroups,try alt.society.atiWhen I published my
+guide to the unabomber, I got one copy back with some quite unusual
+feedback. Magic markerall over it. Here's the content:Anti Love PoemLove
+don't put food on the table.And Romeo's just a faggot in
+disguise.WWIIRoses are redViolets are blueYou did a good jobIn world war
+IIMy Mom - Stan JohnsonI have a momUh- oh here she comes.A picture of a
+triple barrel shotgun.(keep in mind these are in big fat magic marker
+over each page of my pamphlet.)WWIRoses are redflowers r funYou did a
+good jobIn world war IVietnam Look out for the bulletWatch out for the
+bombYour best friend diedIn vietnam.Purple stainedCotton candy facesDance
+about in the sunshine...here I go again.I've been to a million
+placesTongued my lipsand read my mind.Mr. Potato HeadHi everybodyKids
+play with meMy eye fell out.Ode to ShopkoBoxes and boxesAnd guys with no
+teethRoger smells justLike shit.Love - by KHARNEKill! Maim! Burn!Kill!
+Maim! Burn!Kill! Maim! Burn!Kill! Maim! Burn!Blood for the blood
+god!LoveyTastes so muchBetter with A-1 steak sauce...Great, now I get to
+feel like I've inspired some psychos.Nice to get feedback now and then.
+Even if it does border on, doggeral? Hmmm. Some of it was kind ofpoetic,
+eh? How about Mr. Potatoe Head's eye falling out? Hmmm. OK.I'll leave you
+with journal poem 16. Cloudwalker's in Cripple Creek Co.I sit in Manitou
+eatingAustralian Hoki fish.Permanentate is a verb.Hey cullinder-brain, I
+sayA toasted bagel and creamCheese is just not completeWithout sprouts
+and tomatoes. Wrist burns on motor scooter:Were not for wearing
+watch;Would've been way worse.And the gasoline was green;It's usually
+blue out here.You notice these things.Clam cakes will get worseAnd worse
+the wester you get>From Connecticut.Weather: Loaf-&-JugSticky bun: 69c
+Cold,Wet, raining, pelting.So real wet. Hurry gotta Make it to the shower
+toBeat those pneumonia blues.Snobbish canadians in Stonington,Salesman
+convalescing in Saybrook;Swedes congested in sarcasm. AndSeaweed
+collecting by sewer-systems.Well that's it for ATI 88. A tiny one.See you
+next week.As per usual address all correspondence to marco99@juno.comTo
+sign up for the listserv sendSUBSCRIBE ATIto:Listserv@brazerko.comand to
+join in on the discussion call the reactivatedalt.society.atiusenet
+newsgroup.-30-
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+ATI. 970810.
+
+
+DISTRIBUTORS, DO NOT SHIP UNTIL SUNDAY, MIDNITE...
+
+
+BIG RIVALS BURY HATCHETT TO EXAMINE CROTCHES
+Mashantucket - Microsoft and Oracle will co-fund a $160M study to determine
+if people wear jeans while chatting on Compuserve.
+   Scientists have begun investigating whether it's Levi's of JNCO's which
+predispose a person to chat on the world wide web.
+   "Well, it's like this," said Richard Holmgren. "First they get pants 
+that are too big, falling down and you know, underwear that is so loud.
+And no one lets them skateboard anywhere, so next thing you know they want
+to tell the whole wide world. What in 'tairnation?"
+   The world wide web is a perfect place to feed on this obsessive compusion
+toward chatting about jeans, according to New Hope National Medical Center
+in Bucks County, Pennsylvania.
+   They're gambling their lives away," said Andrew Hoffman of New Hope. "We
+know a lot about alcoholism, drug abuse, we've even got a seventeen-step
+program for people who join too many support groups. You know, On And On And
+On. But we know almost nothing about Jeans."
+   "C'mon," Hoffman wagered. "I mean, like OK. How come even for $40 three
+of the seams go all the way up all evenly and stuff, then it's usually that
+inside right seam has to switch over in the middle somewhere between the
+calf and the thigh?" Hoffman went on to discuss how little is known about
+crotches, cuffs, button flies, and the all-new "baggy-bottom-butts" with
+the scientifically proven fat-free-fat particles which get emitted each
+time the jeans are washed.
+   "I mean who makes denim?" says Hoffman. "Where are they built? Have you
+ever met a jeans maker? You don't know, do ya? Huh? Huh?" Hoffman, 
+incidentally was a paid expert witness last year at Oliver North's trial
+when he attempted to prove the sky had fallen, using the tastes-a-bit-like-
+chicken-a-little clause which can no longer be used due to copyright laws
+at the Library of Bad Fairy Tales.
+   Bill Gates, founder of Seattle, Washington was quoted as saying, "I've
+got no idea what's up. Just that I get half," sipping a "hammer-cinno" 
+mutterring "cha-ching" under his breath.
+   Larry Ellison, a local Philidelphia Chair Manufacturer and founding
+father of the Ben "Franklin" Hitchcock chain stores, said, "I see the future.
+Bill Gates is just doing it for the money. He doesn't care squat about the
+little guy. If I did it, I'd only want 1/3.
+
+
+TEAMSTERS, UPS AGREE TO EXCHANGE LETTER BOMBS
+        Shipping Giant's Strike Carrying Weight.
+Special to PAWN.
+Prime Anarchist World News. A subsidiary of the International Business,
+I mean Burroughs Typewrite... I mean Merrill, Lynch, Ginsberg and Leary,
+er, uh, I mean           ATI, Activist Times, Inebriated.
+AA
+ AAA
+AA
+   T
+TTTT
+   T
+
+I  I
+IIII
+I  I    
+
+Your e-newspaper with a pulse.
+participate at 
+alt.society.ati
+join at 
+listserve@brazerko.com
+sending "subscribe ATI" as the message body.
+
+PAP #'s run for Thursday, 8am. 35 shooting stars last nite.
+27 of them confirmed. 23 of them not. Hey, YOU do the math, it was late!!!
+
+http://www.dimensional.com/~randl/television.htm
+http://ultimatetaxi.com
+http://hack.box.sk/mirrors/dsl/nws/chesire.phk
+http://www.dsl.org/m/doc/arc
+http://www.queenbee.net/members/pieman
+http://www.garbology.com
+http://www.netvideo.com/nobody
+http://www.fatcitynews.com
+http://www.interactive.net/~bridget
+http://www.kmf.org/williams
+
+
+Almost ATI online - Book Review. by Prime Anarchist. Special to ATI
+www.prime-video.com/funstuff.html
+Secrets of a Super Hacker
+by the Knightmare. 224 pages. $19.95
+   A manual on the methods of computer hacking. The Knightmare tells...
+Who the phuck is he??? Has anybody heard of this guy? (ed note:This just in-
+I stand corrected. Long drawn out visit, fun, food and catching up on old
+times, between Cap n' Crunch and Knightmare. OK) Buy the book? 
+
+CALENDULAR August 6, 1997. 8pm. Bill Woznajobsniakates' interview on
+Public Television's "The Revenge of the Nerds."
+
+ATI 89 is dedicated to Mac Lucas. Southeastern Connecticut's most profound
+                  a r t i s t .
+
+GROUND ZERO'S COLUMN. A Semi-regular event around here now.
+
+------------->  Random Notes from Ground Zero
+
+     FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE ECO-SALOON: Saving the Planet or A Dash Rip Off?
+
+             
+Greetings, fellow citizens.   
+ 
+Unfortunately, I have not been able to have a column in every issue like I
+had intended, however, I am making all efforts to contribute as many
+columns as I can.  I'm sure you all understand.
+
+On Friday night, August 1st, I was given tickets to the Wetlands Preserve
+Eco-Saloon in New York  ( http://www.wetlands-preserve.org/  ).  It's a
+nightclub that supports environmental causes by distributing literature and
+petitions, and hosting meetings of different environmental groups.  The
+place was spacious, and very dark, adorned with banners and posters for
+various environmental concerns.  However, one has to wonder how much the
+proprietors want to capitalize from environmentalism: entry cost ten
+dollars, and Heineken beers cost $4.50.
+ 
+The first "band" on was a guy playing drums and some girl playing bass
+guitar and singing, or trying to sing.  The second act was yet worse.
+My friend and I  didn't catch the name of the second act, but we think
+it was something like the Dirty White Boys, "the best band in
+Queens," according to whoever was up on the stage introducing them.
+The announcer also spoke about an "environmental issue": he said that
+when we were at the diner later ready to suck down a plate full of
+pancakes, we should think about the maple syrup we use.  He screamed
+that the process of making maple syrup is "SUCKING THE SAP OUT OF
+NORTH AMERICAN MAPLE TREES!!  THINK ABOUT IT!!!!"
+
+"But I like maple syrup," I protested.   
+ 
+I believe in environmental causes, but not those which seek to
+eliminate man's use of resources that is not harmful to the
+environment or mankind.  My research indicates that the process of
+extraction of sap from maple trees to make maple syrup is not harmful
+to the trees if done properly.
+ 
+The main attraction of the night was Dash Rip Rock, a three-man act
+from Louisiana.  Their music is an interesting mix of country, cajun,
+and fast guitar riffs of alternative groups like the Offspring.
+While the band has potential and was entertaining to a point, I could
+not understand the lyrics of most of their songs, neither could I
+understand about 90 percent of what they were saying between the
+songs.  Their web site, http://www.dashriprock.com/ stated that their
+lyrics were intelligent and important, as singer/guitarist Bill Davis
+is quoted:
+
+...[Our] lyrics are intelligent - but
+   we don't flaunt it like BTE, REM,
+   Live, etc. We cloak it behind a
+   bunch of loud-ass rock and roll -
+   and the few people that GET IT,
+   are the twisted, enlightened crowd
+   that we like to hang out with.
+
+But all that is lost if a lyric sheet is needed to ascertain what
+the lyrics are.  One thing I did understand was tasteless and
+unnecessary:  at the beginning of one song, Davis began it by 
+counting,  "One, two, fuck you."
+ 
+I'd be willing to give seeing them another shot, however.  Check out
+their web site, or another Dash Rip Rock page that has a wealth of
+information about them: 
+http://www.datasync.com/~painter/
+
+That's all for now.. Keep learning and be creative!
+
+Ground Zero
+gr0und0@juno.com
+
+
+let erz:
+Hi, Marco. No, I don't *recall* an AT link or mention on my Web sites. Oh,
+the mysteries of Life and Net!  Messing around a bit with HotBot and Yahoo!
+and AltaVista, I do see that AT has some good exposure through the search
+engines.
+
+>You don't suppose my little ezine got into the book "silicone jungle," do
+>you?
+
+I don't remember it there, but then I haven't looked. The only stuff that I
+put online from the Silicon Jungle is at
+<http://www.clark.net/pub/rothman/jungle.htm>. Doubt that AT shows up
+there. BTW, it's Silicon without the e. Leave that stuff to Harold Robbins.
+;-)
+
+Best wishes, and happy ego-surfing.
+
+David 
+
+David Rothman | rothman@clark.net | 703.370.6540
+
+> ----------
+> > From: Deeply Shrouded And Quiet <deeply@carroll.com>
+> > To: bridget@interactive.net
+> > Subject: ATI
+> > Date: Wednesday, July 16, 1997 4:55 PM
+> > 
+> > ATI makes yet another CD Rom!
+> > Yes, you heard correctly. "The Black Philes" CD Rom collection of
+> > different text files dealing with just about everything contains
+> > ATI issues 1 to 59.
+> > Way to go...
+> > 
+> > --George
+> > 
+> > (That's 2 cd Roms ATI is on, how about #3? Muahahaha)
+
+
+
+
+
+AND in other Prime World News. (weather advisory. ATI buys out UPI, AP 
+AND GANNETT calling the new service MSPrimguano)
+"that's the way the wind blows."
+              --B. Dylan.
+
+              TEAMSTERS,  U P S   AGREE  TO EXCHANGE  LETTER BOMBS
+   Shipping Giant's Striking Is Carrying Weight.
+by Rose Lynn Carter. Special to P.A.W.N.
+Atlantis - Negotiations for the Teamsters and United Package Service agreed
+to limit their full frontal attacks to just mail bombs.
+   "Big bulky wooden bombs," said Ted Crotchett, Drew Carey's special 
+assistant while James Hoffa IV's indisposed, "are too heavy. They kill too
+many people, and besides, splinters are just not my idea of good clean
+fair fun, even if this DOES mean war."
+   Letter bombs tend to just blow up in your face and make you feel shitty,
+according to federal mediation and conciliation service director Fred
+McMeddan Conservio-Derek.
+   "Both sides have agreed."
+   - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 
+   <> Drug shipments to out-of-area consumers, like
+      many other deliveries, have fallen victim to 
+      the nationwide strike, now in its fifth tier.
+   - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 
+
+
+US SWITCHES STRATEGY ON MIDWEST TALKS
+Niobrara - A week after the bloody fishkill along the Mississippi river,
+President Clinton has switched course and approved a US initiative that
+knocks all dams down and allows salmon to swim their traditional path once
+a year.
+   "We're hoping they'll take a bunch of water with them," said Clinton
+suggesting a steady stream of salmon might allow the Navy to just dump all
+landfill both toxic AND non-toxic right onto the delta.
+   "Let it all just go back up there where it came from, anyhow," said 
+Clinton. "Long as it don't touch Arkansas either way, I don't know what all
+the fuss is."
+   On a side note: three yet-to-be-identified Clinton women AND Mike Tyson
+have filed restraining orders with DC courts claiming Newt Gingrich has been
+stalking them for months.
+
+JOE CAMEL LOSING THE WAR ON TEENS.
+West Palm Beach - Cigarette makers say it's like a 30-year recurring
+nightmare come true.
+   Donna Shanana and Barry McGafferty surveyed a random sample of teenagers
+related to them with an accuracy ratio of .15, and 80.1% of all teens
+will choose heroin over cigarettes any day.
+
+CLINTON TO EXERCISE LINE-DANCING BUT VETOS LA MACARENA
+Little Rocks - One day after signing historic budget and tax-cut bills,
+President Clinton said Wednesday he expects to run a pink fingernail down
+Hillary's back right down to the panties for the first time in 17 years.
+   "Read my lips," Clinton said trying obviously to sound like Alexander
+Hamilton, "Mmmbop."
+
+/NOPE/ /SECTION/ /OF/ /PAP/ /PAWN/
+ARMY WILL TRAIN CIVILIANS TO RESPOND TO VERBAL ABUSE.
+Alexandria - There will be no explosive concussion, no obvious victims, 
+bloody and broken. This catastrophe will be something the US has never been
+through before.
+   "They will use internet hackers," said Oliver North, an expert in 
+emotional terrorism, wire fraud, verbal abuse and tying high tension wire
+from teeth-to-testicles so that a victim will hurt their own self in what
+he has coined neo-aikido.
+   "And most importantly," said the patriotic albeit plumped out pet, ears
+all wiggly and veiny-looking like Ross Parrot meets the Hush Puppies 
+Poster dog, "they'll use million-watt PA speakers from Wolfman Jack's old
+mexico radio station to blast 24 hours of nonstop "Welcome To The Jungle"
+by Guns and Butter.
+Step 1: Admit you're a victim
+     2: Recite the victim's prayer. (perhaps kaddish apropriate also)
+     3: Get under a chair or desk.
+     4: Stay there
+     5: Never leave
+     6: Order Pizza
+     7: Send Money order to Microsoft
+     8: Eat a Peach or an AppleNectarine Hybrid
+     9: Take off your jeans
+    10: Cover your crotch AND your eyes
+    11: Ignore the song. Scream if you need to.
+    12: Wear Nikes.
+
+
+Two Line Poem by Owen Marques. AKA Harry Ehren
+There I sat in Elija's Diner
+                -for 25 hours:
+He never came.
+
+JOURNAL POME 17 by Marc Frucht
+reprinted from I Slurp My Coffee, (c) 1929.
+
+"what if they staged a war and everyone was on triple-dip?"
+"23x23x23x23x23"
+For James Ingram Merrill
+Dead: gone; still with us --
+Poiesies in our pockets.
+
+"Esconse," the Ultimate Lawmakers.
+Why do we insist on a terrorist 
+In our tank, and a texan
+In our treasury; when we can easily
+Save our cents using common sense???
+10-piece celtic band in Poor Richards
+Coffee house, Colorado Springs.
+Peace Pole put up in Boulder.
+Esconse (v) tuck away in safe place.
+Pescado taco with turtle beans and
+Tortilla chips -- and blue corn too.
+Esconder (v) spanish. hide or conceal
+"Tipping is not a town in China,"
+Says a jar at the cash register.
+Canopy forest. Snag, sponge, erosion
+Control, bugz, fog, forests are cool.
+& my guatemalan pincushions's a sick
+Cactus. Too much water? Not enuff sun?
+I titled my first book "By the 
+Author Of" so my second book's
+Jacket says, "By the author of
+By the Author Of."
+We're in the age of overt covert
+Action, legitimate terrorism
+And organized anarchy.
+Ceremony - Dia De La Muerta, a
+Gigantic cloth mushroom on the
+Dance floor, dancing with a Road.
+Route 69, she has "Loose Curves,"
+Is "Slippery When Wet," and has
+"Soft Shoulders."
+Angel drinks Cutty Sark slow dancing
+With Friar Tuckette: she has to take
+Off her wings to use the powder room.
+Dolphin turns to herring, says, "hey
+Little guy: next time playing against
+The odds? Win one for the Flipper."
+I got a Coca-Cola headache
+And a chainsaw buzz.
+
+
+bye/f
+address all corrections to 
+Prime Syndications. Copyright 2002.
+c/o
+marco99@juno.com
+
+
+
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+STEAL THIS TEXTPHILE by the Prime Anarchist.tsihcrana emipr eht yb
+elihptxet     
+Live from Cybercity, New Mexico                              ocixem wen
+yticrebyc morf EVIL
+it's the official mirror sight                                           
+thgis rorrim laiciffo the sti
+of ATI, Activist Trimorphisms, INGURGITATED.         detatigrugni
+trimorphisms???
+Sunday. 17th August. 1997.                                            
+404 error. No such date.
+     
+                                                                         
+                 ATI. the house that Jack
+     /PAP #'s run for/                                                   
+         Built. Yeah, right.
+    /Friday, August /                                                    
+             Kevorkain maybe. Am I
+   /  ??, 1997.    /                                                     
+                     Right? 
+  / one # from it /                                                      
+                      Brought to you by
+ /    ALL        /                              http://www.adbusters.org
+
+www.prime-video.com/funstuff.html
+http://envirolink.org/orgs/ef/arrests.htm
+http://www.plix.com/~users/redorman/index.htm
+http://www.netvideo.com/nobody
+http://newsmait.com/tbt2.htm
+http://pollux.com/authors/tober.htm
+http://www.883.net
+http://www.trickster.com
+http://www.execpc.com/~tran/crossroads/MHF
+
+Dear Prime Anarchist,
+About that "Who the phuck is he???" story: 
+Actually I get this all the time :) The guy who wrote that book (Which 
+is pretty good, but no hacking secrets) is named "Knightmare" and his 
+REAL name is Dennis Fiery. I have had my 2 handles since before I ever 
+heard of Fiery. "The Knightmare", and "Lord Knightmare" have always been 
+the 2 handles I have used, depending on the circle of friends I am in...
+Yeah, I know Crunch :)
+Also, I am in the beginning stages of possibly my own book, which I hope 
+will provide a good overview of the world of Phreaking and Hacking... 
+Yeah, buy the book. It is decent.
+
+Thanks,
+Lord Knightmare.
+
+(Almost ATI online - Book Review. by Prime Anarchist. Special to ATI
+Secrets of a Super Hacker by the Knightmare. 224 pages. $19.95
+A manual on the methods of computer hacking. The Knightmare tells...
+
+
+
+
+OVERHEARD ON A TELNET MAILER:
+Oh /-\$$ t0 all of y0u |< rad d00ds 
+who still talk shit about Mitnick,
+this guy is one of the few people 
+alive who could trully divert on a
+celuliar phone, while he might not 
+have been much on a unix guy he 
+was a VMS master(how many of you 
+gimps have even touched DCL I wonder...) 
+and he still schooled a NSA spook.  
+That, in my book, gets brownie points.  
+He was one of the worlds most 
+knowledgable Phone Phreaks and he could    (ED NOTE: I WOULDN'T  
+school all of you Redboxing, never          GO THAT FAR)
+*heard*of*Ess*or*SxS, ratshack shopping
+glorified mall rats.  I keep hearing 
+people running off at their mouth 
+about Mitnick, even people that I 
+respect(sorry Sadena).  It pisses 
+me off and I had to get that off my chest.
+I have not read the Poulson story by        (2ND NOTE and then I'll
+Littman, but you are right on about          shut up: Well, there
+Mitnick.. one bad ass dude... I have         you go...)
+ALOT of respect for him. He was
+really railroaded.... Wish there 
+were something we could all do. 
+People who run their mouth about 
+Mitnick (Which, as of yet, I have not
+heard anyone do this..) don't know 
+SHIT about his skills. Very gifted
+would be my words... And he is has been 
+a regular contributing writer
+for 2600 for the longest time. Who can 
+dispute the experts? Wanna tell
+Emmanuel that Mitnick is not good enough 
+to write for 2600? Heh, he
+would tell you to kiss his ass. 
+Just thought I would have my say. Kevin 
+Mitnick will always be known as one of 
+the Elite.
+
+
+SEND ALL LETTERS to the editor, gripes, questions, comments, literary
+brain dumps, even illiterary brain dumps to either of the following
+two places:
+
+1) ati@etext.org
+2) alt.society.ati
+
+Back issues are phree as usual. They are easiest acquired in ascii at
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI
+That one is case sensitive (caltech, you know) "so do as you're told."
+
+PRIME ANARCHIST COLUMN PRIME ANARCHIST COLUMN PRIME ANARCHIST COLUMN
+So where does it begin and where does it end? I'll leave it all up to U.
+ATI, your ascii answer to Webaholism.
+
+COLO (Colorado Springs) - Focus On the Family has called for an
+All-Christian ban on the "Magic Eye" newspaper cartoon.
+   "It bugs out your eyes along with your mind," says Rev. Bob Dobbs,
+cult
+leader of the entire FOF chain. "so then it has you open and ready for
+Satan to just come on in there and tell you, well, tell you just about
+anything." Dobbs went on to describe the process in great detail in such
+a graphic way that this PAWN reporter got a woodie. Dobbs is calling on
+his whole flock, "and everyone else's flock for that matter," to just
+ignore it when you see it, and prepare for the next comic strip burnings
+coming to a church near you.
+http://www.magiceye.com
+http://focusonthefamily.com
+
+<Picture> - The invention of the Pyramid Scheme. Bob Thaves. 8/17/97
+            Chewing raw garlic, man hauls 800 pound block of clay on
+            5 logs. Many others ahead of him hauling blocks in teams
+            of between 4 and 11.
+
+<>Caption<> - "...and then he said I haul stone blocks for just five
+              people, and my name goes to the top of the list!"
+
+http://frankandernest.com
+
+BILLINGS (Mont.) - Brand new pill allows ECOLI victims to eat as much
+hamburger as they want.
+http://www.kitkat.com
+Prime says bye for now, see you in cyberspace...
+
+
+PRIME ANARCHIST SAYS "STEAL THIS BOOK."
+   As if you can anymore. Get it free at:
+http://www.vintagevinyl.com/Steal/Steal.html
+   That's the whole book, online as a text
+file, swear to Lilith. You can read it, 
+download it, look at it, touch it... (well
+the hardcover's still for sale for what,
+10 dollars I think they said, but don't 
+quote me there.) do anything you want t'it.
+But you just can't steal it; even if you
+tried.
+
+PAWN (Prime Anarchist World News
+Westminster, England -- Two thespians have been trying to raise a 
+child for the last eleven years. 
+   "It's great. We're having the time of our lives," said Robert Inglun,
+who's playing the mom. Inglun says it's hard work, but worthwhile, and
+that after a time, the child should become a thespian himself.
+   "Not so," says Cletus Kingrich, minority leader in the house of 
+Ladies. "An emphatic no way. We just won't stand for it. I mean how can
+two thespians raise a child. That kid will never know what role he or she
+is really supposed to play.
+
+
+Here is my report from the James Taylor show at 
+Harkness Saturday night.    by Carl Franklin
+
+Clear sky.
+Crescent moon.
+Shooting stars.
+Comfortable air.
+Nobody screaming.
+Nobody standing up.
+Large video monitor over the stage.
+Camera crew.
+Crystal clear sound system.
+Four backup singers.
+James takes the stage.
+
+Solo guitar.
+Something in the way she moves.
+First verse.
+Beautiful.
+Second verse.
+Backup singers.
+Chorus.
+Band comes in.
+Crowd very happy.
+
+One song.
+Then another.
+Then another.
+We are sucked in.
+We are listening to our own thoughts.
+Our own feelings.
+
+Take a break.
+Lighten up.
+James talks to us.
+"Hello, out there on the lawn!"
+We wave and whistle.
+The crowd shouts requests.
+James lets them talk.
+For an eternity.
+"Shutup" he tells them.
+In jest.
+We laugh.
+
+The sun has set.
+Next song.
+Frozen man.
+Confusion.
+Happiness.
+Sadness.
+I can relate.
+
+The show is over.
+Way too soon.
+
+First encore.
+Shed a little light.
+"Let us turn our thoughts today
+To Martin Luther King
+And recognize that there are ties between us
+All men and women
+Living on the earth
+Ties of hope and love
+Sister and brotherhood"
+
+Peace.
+Love.
+Understanding.
+Catharsis.
+Weeping.
+
+Second encore.
+Sweet Baby James.
+Everyone sings along.
+
+Third encore.
+How Sweet It Is.
+
+Indeed, James.
+Indeed.
+
+And that's my report from 
+Waterford, CT August 10, 1997
+
+Carl
+:-)
+
+
+And now, an ad for your least favorite late nite bagel shop.
+Doo wop.
+  HmmBop.
+    Be bop
+      HIp hop
+        Dust mop
+          Mom and pop shop.
+            Shimmy shimmy coco pop
+              Bumper crop, lick a lovely
+                Lollipop.     Pig slop
+                  And spinning top.
+                    Horses clop
+                      And Pringles prop
+                        Your gollywhop.
+                          Circus top
+                            Circus top.
+                              Fill a bag at Stop and Shop.
+                                Sometimes you just gotta say.
+         WHY DO I ALWAYS
+         END UP AT IHOP?
+
+
+Marco Capelli's Peacewalk FAQ:
+For anyone who hasn't peacewalked before here's a little bit to 
+help send you on your way.
+   
+   I wrote:    how was the new mexico walk?
+   how's hanuman temple doing?
+   I walked in Junji's spiritual walk 1992 and beyond.
+   Met lots of really c00l people in az and nm.
+   marco99@juno.com 
+   
+   And A wrote:
+       The Peace Walk was really good, Some of the 
+       Taos Pueblo Indians walked with us, The camping 
+       sites went well, about twenty walkers in all.
+       We had some challenging weather, but it made 
+       for an intense journey.
+       I made a small excursion to Los Alamos, where I 
+       met someone who works for cable TV and he is 
+       interested in letting us edit any video work that 
+       happens in relation to the Peace walk.
+       
+       I heard there is a Global Peace gathering happening 
+       in Chama NM on the 18th of August, I'm not sure of 
+       the exact location, however, I'm sure it will be a 
+       good event.
+
+       >Adam<
+
+
+An Ad For The Other Guyz:
+            Fed UPS???
+             FedEX!!!
+
+Check out DAMN and their web page-- 
+it looks like an excellent group of
+contacts.
+Sonya
+---------------------
+http://www.worldmedia.com/madness/directtest/hnj4.htm  
+http://www.tao.ca/earth/direct.htm  
+Feel free to print and/or rebroadcast any DAMN coverage, 
+though please let us know so we know how far our 
+coverage is reaching.
+
+an ad for THE OTHER GUYS:          (just like on TV when
+Fed UPS?                              you get two ads
+FedEx!!!                              in a row  :)      ) 
+
+
+JOHNSVILLE, IL, RENAMED WALMART #11717 
+JOHNSVILLE, IL--In a special town-square ceremony Friday, Mayor Byron
+Elkins officially renamed the town of Johnsville, IL, pop. 2,372, WalMart
+#11717. "All WalMart #11717ians can be proud to call WalMart #11717 their
+home," the mayor said. "I think we can all agree that WalMart #11717 is a
+wonderful place to work and shop." Added Elkins: "Go WalMart #11717 High
+Cougars!" Other residents of WalMart #11717 were equally enthusiastic.
+"The
+arrival of WalMart in our town this year caused dozens of stores to
+close,
+eliminating over 400 jobs," said greeter and mother of three Marianne
+Gross. "But on the bright side, nearly 150 jobs have been created by the
+new store." Citizens of WalMart #11717 who behave will receive a
+subcutaneous corporate-identification implant chip good for an employee
+discount at any WalMart store.
+
+EXECUTIVE, LEGISLATIVE, JUDICIAL BRANCHES MERGE 
+WASHINGTON, DC--Seeking to streamline federal affairs and give the
+government a much-needed shot in the arm, the three federal branches
+inked
+an unprecedented $12 trillion merger deal Monday. "No more will the three
+branches bicker and argue and overrule each other," President Clinton
+said
+of the merger, reportedly the largest of its kind since last year's
+ABC-Disney deal. "This merger should give the federal government
+tremendous
+synergy, a kind of 'cross-pollinization' that the framers of the
+Constitution never envisioned when they developed the now-antiquated
+system
+of 'checks and balances' so long ago." In the first major move since the
+merger's announcement, on Tuesday Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer
+ordered mandatory military conscription for all adult males in
+preparation
+for a September invasion of Iraq. 
+
+    (last two reprinted from Onion or somewhere)
+
+And now we finish with JOURNAL POEM 18 from Marco's selfpublished book
+"I Slurp My Coffee," which was dedicated: For James Ingram Merrill
+Dead: gone; still with us --
+Poiesies in our pockets.
+
+JOURNAL POEM 18
+And Maude Hadassah talks about
+Women's Anti High Price League
+>From atop an overturned
+Pushcart -- 1917.
+So my Gonzo pseudonym this
+Nite being paz O'Guerra I read
+"Mexico City Blues," by
+Jacky Kerouacky in the desert
+While my unit supports 2-7th
+Cavalry. Kept it in my cargo
+Pocket. Word pictures amazing
+Blazing, dazing, mezmarizing.
+He'll realize he's sucking on
+The clarinet before he chokes.
+Hey Steel Belted Tar Pelted:
+Would you like the laws and
+Liturgy or morals and myth?
+
+Walden Pond Condominiums says
+Come enjoy your individuality
+With us. Dial 1-900-NEW-GURU.
+Calls are just $35 a minute.
+Ask your parents B4 dropping out.
+
+James Ingoldsby invented vitamin
+C tablets, then years later??
+Pop Rocks!
+"I tawt I taw a toffee mug," says
+Alvin C. Block, "I did I did, I
+Hallucinated a toffee mug!!!"
+
+Coffee grounds. Some spilled
+Coffee grounds. Do you slurp?
+Some finely ground spilled-on-the
+Ground coffee grounds.
+
+So Mecca and Medina join hands.
+
+write ati@etext.org
+
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+THE HIGHLY ANARCHO-POLITICAL ATI.                            91!!!
+            -- Bruce Sterling's "Hacker Crackdown." pg. 81.
+
+Has anyone heard Jim Nader for NPR's ANNOYING MUSIC Show?
+   He calls it "3 minutes of Hell you can't turn off."
+   Me either.
+
+Welcome to ATI, the Activist Telephony Illuminessence. Illuminesque?
+Uh, illuminarium? Illusive, mmm, Illuminary. OK. All lit up.
+I'm prime activist and this is the news from Lake Hoedown. Just say we
+here at ATI are in the Koolaid and don't even know the flavor.
+   It's Monday, August 25, about a quarter to the moon, it's sunset and let's
+get on with it. The /#'s run for 7:23pm/
+                   / PAP. 970825192323/
+                  / prime  anarchist /           eat at joe's
+                 / productions, in  /           buy u.s. savings
+                / conjunction with /           bonds, and send
+               / crest. the tooth-/           U'r complaints &
+              /paste that's best./           contributions 2
+                                            ATI@etext.org
+
+http://www.coyote.org
+http://www.tao.ca
+http://www.prime-video.com/funstuff.html
+http://envirolink.org/orgs/ef/arrests.htm
+http://www.plix.com/~users/redorman/index.htm
+http://www.netvideo.com/nobody
+http://newsmait.com/tbt2.htm
+http://pollux.com/authors/tober.htm
+http://www.883.net
+http://www.trickster.com
+http://www.execpc.com/~tran/crossroads/MHF
+1-800-424-9090 is no longer the White House Press office. For all you newz 
+hounds. It is now Burt Wolf Gatherings and Celebrations.
+1-800-barricade is a very busy bookstore.
+1-800-blackout is free books I'm told. I haven't been able to verify that. 
+Anyone game?
+1-800-bar-9090 asks you for your 4 digit pin #
+1-800-414-9090 order a new Singer Starlet hand held sewingmachine.
+1-800-404-9090 International Express incall/outcall service.Beverly Hills.
+http://www.gunnyragg.com/hisshoes.htm
+http://scim.co.uk.new/winona
+http://www.paradise.net/sergiotv/wwp.html
+http://www.worldmedia.com/archive/year/year.html
+http://www.iceberg.anchorage/net/users/tonedef/hotlist.html
+http://futurec.taylor.org/docs/fc_faq.txt
+http://129.210.173.19
+http://sun.soci.niu.edu/~cudigest
+http://www.nepenthes.com/plants/cannabis/potgrow_2.html
+http://artcon.rutgers.edu/papertiger/squat
+http://mediafilter.org
+http://internet.roadrunner.com/~ebwest/peace.html
+http://www.roaddogreview.com
+http://www.fatcitynews.com
+http://jeffersonreport.com
+
+
+alt.society.anarchy  is still very active: alt.society.ati is not.
+Any interested engineers??? volunteers? For now frequent the other alts, eh?
+(update, update, update, update. alt.society.ati usenet newsgroup is
+back up. It's not a really active page yet, but has potential of evolving
+into an interactive e-newspaper. Don't let the old label that says it's
+moderated scare you. It's not. Post your praises, gripes, spams, 
+dissertations, braindumps and random jottings in:
+alt.society.ati
+
+A subscription to ATI is always phree. just send
+SUBSCRIBE ATI 
+as the message to the phollowing address:
+listserv@brazerko.com
+
+for backissues of ATI bother the Cal Tech people at
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI
+In fact, tool around their inner search at 
+http://www.etext.org/Zines
+for really cool other zines. Tons of them. Online books too.
+
+Preguntas y problemas?
+ATI@etext.org
+
+And now for a plug.
+
+.                                         .
+.   Prime Anarchist Family Consulting.    .
+.    For all your each and every needs.   .
+.     860-887-2600. ext. 5293             .
+.  Get your NEEDS met at the FamilyFone.  .
+.                                         .
+
+
+
+     .                                        .
+     .  And if you think you're having a      .
+     .         webaholism problem             .
+     .   call 1-800-webaholics or logon       .
+     .  http://www.au.com/webaholics          .
+     .                                        .
+
+
+
+          LETTUCE
+           FROM
+            R
+             READUZ...
+
+you're right about mitnick...
+he was a genius.....
+you are great for sticking
+up for him....just letting you know.....
+byebye
+*************************************
+      - Ben Wills - SBN - HWG -
+
+         Webmaster@Net3000.com
+        http://www.net3000.com/
+
+           gretzky@flash.net
+      http://www.flash.net/~gretzky
+
+"Insanity is doing more of the same,
+and expecting different results..."
+              - Einstein -
+*************************************
+
+
+(prime note:) Not ever one to censor anything, I give you this...
+
+I am a N()T a FREEK.  I ALMO$T HAd $EX ONCE.  
+SO FUCK YOU DICKLESS CUNT
+WHO NEVER EVEN ALMOST HAD $EX.
+
+BETH:  YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SO HOT WITH ALL YOUR FRIENDS
+AND PARTIES AND SEX AND STUFF, BUT NOW LOOK WHO IS LAFFING AT YOU. 
+EVERYBODY, ITS NOT ME THAT IS THE PROBLEM. BETH IS THE PROBLEM. 
+PEOPLE LIKE HER MAKE PEOPLE LIKE US MAD.  REMEMBER THAT TIME I 
+OFFERED TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU AND YOU LAFFED TO MY FACE.  
+LOOK WHO IS LAFFING NOW.  HA HA
+HA HA HA HA.
+
+SEE WHI I THNK http://153.34.67.179
+
+TELNET 153.34.67.179
+telnet 153.34.67.179 25
+
+ROOT PASSWORD: Kfd832Xwa
+
+
+THANK YOU fuck,
+sanford1@bellatlantic.net
+
+
+And now a poem...
+
+  The Man In The Tabasco Tie.   by marco
+
+The man in the Tabasco tie faces me signing off an override
+To a bar on my registration so I can get started on my 
+Classes.
+
+An Alexy van Schleppe hangs on the wall huge behind him
+Facing me as well. I mistake it for a Goya. No, he tells me it's a
+Van Schleppe.
+
+Part of the school's permanent collection.
+His tie says McIlhney and looks like a bad Picasso. Chili peppers and
+Bottles.
+
+The dean of my school used to be our Physics prof. He signs off and I go
+Out and see the ocean from campus, Red Hot Chili Peppers running thru 
+My head, I decide my reason for taking
+Classes
+
+Is so I can drink
+Bottled
+Water and look at Van Schleppe paintings 
+Take marine biology classes and learn about the
+Ocean
+And daydream about what this point must've looked like 1000 years ago.
+
+Probably no bottles, 
+And likely no classes,
+Definitely no bars on your registration because you don't have proof of the 
+Last 5 times You've been vaccinated for measles/rubella.
+But there was certainly van Schleppes, even before
+Van Schleppe was a van Schleppe. 
+
+
+and another poem from his holiness (not your Dolly Llama...)
+
+Marco: here's version one... 
+Gotta ad more, so it will be done,
+But if the text catches your eye
+I guess it's suitable for ATI!
+
+A Day In The Life Of A Netaholic
+-----------------------------------------------
+It's nighttime again, (for me that's dawn),
+  The sun shows it's rays, and I start to yawn.
+But if you need to send me some shout,
+  I'll try to read, before I pass out.
+So next time we meet, if there's dents in my head,
+  You'll know I used keys for a pillow instead.
+And when I awake, and notice the screen,
+  I'll feel my head ache, and go take a pee.
+Then a hot mug, to start my long day,
+  Just thinking of keys, banging my face.
+And when the caffeine, has done it's job well,
+  I'll tell those square keys, to go straight to hell!
+But now I just sigh, cause my fix is email,
+  A technology high, hope power won't fail.
+This internet thing is way out of hand,
+  Someone to ping is what I now am.
+But then I think back, and remember a time,
+  When all I had was a voice on a line.
+And then I recall, it's in this new place,
+  She sent me a pic of her beautiful face!
+So now I, I think: yea! this is so cool!
+  Just surfin the waves, and swimming the pools.
+Now it's daytime once more, (for me that's the night).
+  The sun has gone down, but the screen is my light.
+So here I just sit, surfing away...
+ I wonder who I'll chat with today.
+--------------------------------------------------------------------
+---JeffL@Joerock.Mindport.Net...home of jesus and the coffee gods---
+--------------------------------------------------------------------
+---
+thank you C!, thank you C!...
+I won't let the words get away from me :)))))
+
+
+
+PSST... PSST.. Hey, you wanna hear where HmmBop came from?
+I found out where that song was stolen/inspired (take your pick) from.
+Fleetwood Mac's RUMORS album. I forget which song in particular. The one
+with A D and E just the same. They changed the "scatting" it called for
+ever so slightly and called it a whole new song.
+
+IF YOU WOULD like tickets to Maury Povich, write:
+Maury
+Box 69
+New York, NY. 10666
+
+If you would like to be on the show, call
+The Screen Actors Guild.
+AFSAG
+Red Box 4077715269
+Las Vegas, Nevada 15669
+1-800-IMA-DORK
+
+Seperated At Birth:
+Rosie O'Donnel and Rip Taylor.
+Momma? Dadda???
+
+PRIME ANARCHIST COMMENTARY. brought to you by Hush Puppies.
+You know what I think is a bigger problem than gangs in cities?
+Highly expressive illiterates.
+Here is graffiti I copied down from under a bridge on one of my  
+most recent bike trips around these parts...
+(verbatim. Like I tol' 'ya not 1 2 censor...)
+Mohommod is a con man
+moslims are whores to their beliefs.
+Kill the Cops.
+Kill the Rich Bitch Tataquidion Slut.
+Another Greedy Bitch
+JESUS IS ASSCRAP
+
+Religeos is farce
+Hendrix Rules
+Weed Is asshole.
+
+JUST CALL ME TREETREES MAN
+
+TOMBSTONE. YOU MUST DIE.
+
+Crook
+Predator.
+
+FUCK RAP!
+
+TOMBSTONE MORE SEX - LESS DRUGS.
+
+POTHEADS ARE ASSHOLES
+
+The Predator is coming 4 you.
+
+Spazz
+J-MAC
+
+         - - - - + - - -   (  0  )   - - - + - - - - - -
+
+         5 years after the quincentennial:
+         It's Time to:
+               MAKE OCTOBER 12TH
+            INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY,
+
+      Free Leonard Peltier,
+       Stop Forced Relocation at Big Mountain,
+       and Build a Movement for Justice
+         and Human Rights for All!
+
+       Five years ago, in 1992, hundreds of thousands, if not millions
+of people throughout the Americas spoke out and acted in opposition
+to the government sponsored celebrations of Christopher Columbus and in
+support of the rights of indigenous peoples.
+        However today, in 1997, AIM activist Leonard Peltier sits in 
+prison during this 21st year of incarceration for an act the government knows
+he did not commit. It has been revealed that the FBI withheld from his
+trial evidence that proves his innocence.
+        In northeast Arizona, in the Black Mesa area, 3,000 indigenous
+people are fighting forced relocation from their land because Peabody
+Western Coal Company wants it to make profits.
+        And there are numerous other examples of both continuing repression
+and continuing resistance by indigenous peoples against violations of
+their rights.
+        Join with people around the country who will be fasting from Oct 1 
+through 12, fasting for part of that time, organizing local demonstrations
+and actions, or acting in other ways in solidarity with Leonard Peltier,
+the Big Mountain resisters, other struggling Native American peoples and
+for the human rights of all.
+        We will never be free in this country until we face up to the
+historic record, set it straight and get it right. "Getting it right" means
+honoring, upholding and joining in solidarity with those who have much
+to teach us about living in harmony with the natural world, about working
+cooperatively for the good of all, and about steadfastness in struggle
+despite the most difficult conditions. We urge you to join us this October.
+        For more information contact the Peoples Fast for Justice,
+        PO Box 170610
+        Brooklyn, NY 11217
+        718-643-9603 (t)
+        718-643-8265 (f)
+        indpol@igc.apc.org
+
+               -------    (  .  )    -------
+              -------    (  . .  )    -------
+              -------    (   .   )    -------
+               -------    (     )    -------
+
+
+I end this edition of ATI, issue 91
+with JOURNAL POME 19 from Marc Frucht's book "I SLURP MY COFFEE: Journal
+Pomes 1-33."
+
+JOURNAL POME 19.
+ded: to drunk; to fuck
+
+9am: No Haiku. Bloody Marys and
+Darts in Manitou Pub over fried
+Hoki fish on whole wheat toast.
+It's said chewing ice means a
+lack of sex, or maybe just iron.
+Blackstrap molasses an aphrodesiac??
+Sage. Dylan sings "Masters Of War,"
+But hardly anyone notices the words.
+Who's boycotting Grammy's THIS year?
+Watching "Dobie Gillis" reruns from
+Atop mountain-bike in front of
+Wally World's window-front.
+Purple and blue dreams over hot
+Brown coffee at a wine-red IHOP;
+A majestic sunset out the window.
+Sunday sunrise reflects Cheyenne.
+Knee deep in reality; not weird
+Enough for me. Jello, cottage cheese,
+A pear and three Orange Juices -
+Talk about your acid...
+Then the "Ferret Crew" checks out
+Tunnels connecting from Cheyenne
+Mountain to Pikes Peak. Though...
+    NORAD never blinks.
+Glutimus hurtimus maximus: & what
+Will help allay pain of bicycle
+Butt. Want of devil's claw, burdock
+Root and blackstrap molasses.
+
+C-130 slams into Angolan mountain.
+Cargo? CIA says TOP SECRET.
+Author suggests:
+Dead soldiers & dry ice.
+"...you that hide behind desks..."
+Dancing in snow on the foothills
+Making onkh, peace-sign, anarchy,
+Pentagram and snow angel.
+"...know I can see thru your masks..."
+
+2-4am. Called "Owl's Hours."
+Not sure if 2morrow's 2day,
+Or 2day's 2nite or 2morrow.
+So Carl orders catholic
+Transvestite salad with
+The cross dressing, snickers - & 
+Tells me about Wally wanker and
+The chippity doo da sarsparilla
+Root sodie pop factory.
+
+Techno check: Magazine rack
+Made of #SE-6 virgin vinyl.
+What-in-the-universe?!?
+5-piece midi band. One canned
+
+Brushes, another synthed sax,
+Viola, cello and flute are
+Really virtually there.
+These guys wear black & white,
+Sitting behind sheet music.
+1st #'s an instrumental:
+Vainright's "Dead Skunk in the
+Middle of the Road." What?!?
+        Go figure.
+
+So Mecca absconds all of Medina's
+   Funny looking grapefruits.
+       Note on fridge:
+         Ate 'em all.
+          So green.
+           Delisch
+              .
+
+
+
+feedback?
+ati@etext.org
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+new moon                         correction: Bruce Sterling's "Highly 
+					     anarcho" quote about ATI 
+					     appeared on page 86. Not 81 as
+					     told in issue 91 of Activist
+					     Thymes.
+					     Thanks for noticing Scheptik.
+					     As you can see, unlike most
+					     paper newspapers, ATI is happy
+					     to print corrections right on
+					     its front page; rather than
+					     burying "said" on page 3!!!
+					 
+
+
+
+	  This issue goes out
+	  to the members of
+	  the band Rancid.
+	  Thanks, guys.
+
+
+Hello. Welcome to issue 92 of ATI, Actively Twisted Intelsat.
+We'll begin with:
+
+--------------> Random Notes from Ground Zero
+		      gr0und0@juno.com
+
+	Hey folks.  2600 Magazine's Beyond Hope was GREAT.  I had a blast 
+checking out all the interesting panels, seeing some old friends and 
+meeting people. 
+   Hopefully I'll have an article in the next issue about it.  
+This time, I have a guest contributor, Taxula.
+
+	But first, here's a few jokes to set the mood..
+
+	
+**********
+JOKE #1:
+**********
+
+Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the season. The
+umpire walks up to the VIP section and yells something, and suddenly
+Clinton grabs Hillary by the collar and throws her over the side and
+onto the field.  The stunned umpire shouted, "No, Mr. President! I said,
+'Throw the first PITCH!'"
+
+**********
+JOKE #2:
+**********
+
+Bill and Hillary are at a restaurant. The waiter tells them tonight's
+special is chicken almondine and fresh fish.  "The chicken sounds good;
+I'll have that," Hillary says.
+
+The waiter nods. "And the vegetable?" he asks.
+
+"Oh, He'll have the fish," Hillary replies.
+
+**********
+JOKE #3:
+**********
+
+Q. Bill and Hillary are on a sinking boat. Who gets saved?
+A. The nation.
+
+
+	And now, I present.. Taxula!
+
+
+
+
+					   Best  Answer Award
+					   ----- ---------- --------
+
+This year's award for the best answer to a whiney liberal question goes to
+Ben Beltzer, founder and director of the Interfaith Housing Coalition of
+Dallas.  First, some background.
+
+Interfaith is a non-profit organization that helps homeless people get back
+on their feet.  The people are given a place to live, clothing, and food.
+ They have three months to complete educational programs, find their own
+housing, get a job, and save $1,200.  So far, 800 people have graduated
+from
+the program and an independant study found 2 out of 3 still off the dole
+and
+off the street two years later.
+
+Interfaith takes no government money for its $690,000 budget because
+Beltzer
+doesn't like the paperwork or the rules that come with it.  In fact, he
+returned $15,000 to the feds because, had he taken it, he would have been
+unable to enforce one of his firmest rules: do drugs and you're gone. 
+Which
+leads us neatly to the whiney liberal question and the answer.
+
+Jay and Connie were a young couple on the program.  Jay was caught using
+drugs, twice.  The first time he was warned and sent to rehab, the second
+time they had to go. Jay picked up his young daughter and thrust her toward
+Beltzer asking the whiney liberal question, "YOU'RE not going to put her on
+the streets are you?"
+
+Beltzer looked at him clear eyed and replied, "No, YOU are."
+
+On a happy note, Connie is now clean, working, in her own apartment, and
+has
+full custody of both their children.  And Jay?  Who the heck cares?
+
+TAXULA (Sucking your wallets dry, not for me, but for the children.)
+
+---------------------------------------------------------------------
+
+Thanks, Ground Zero. And now for the Prime Anarchist Productions #'s run.
+PAP, as you know is a subsidiary of NOPE and Nope, it's not Sunday. It's
+Monday, September 1, 1997. 9am believe it or not. We begin our numbers run
+(a short one this week) 
+<jumps out of seat looking pissed> - Wait! There's that Royal "we" again.
+To hell with that!! No more Royal we, no more Royal we. Long live the 
+Royal we. I'm the only one writing this column, so for the rest of this
+article, yours truly, Prime Anarchist will refer to himself as "I."
+   heheheheh.
+   We are not amused.
+   OK, why so short? I didn't have a lot of time to hunt stuff down. Why you
+might ask. Because "I" have been spending the last 3 days straight (almost
+literally) getting the all new ATI web page started. That's right, you
+heard it here first. That's right; Angelfire Communications Corporation
+decided to sponsor us with a free web page. Go look at it.
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
+   Teaching myself HTML is really fun. Carl of Franklinsnet helped with the 
+graphics. OK, so here's the #'s run; and then on to news and stuff.
+http://www.amazon.com    review your book, review someone else's.
+http://envirolink.org/mcspotlight/home.html   Find out what's new around
+					      E-Coli hell.
+http://www.queenbee.net/members/pieman   Get pied, or just look like one.
+http://www.netvideo.com/nobody           This November let's put Nobody in
+					 The White House. OK, I guess we can
+					 Wait until the 00 year. But we'd
+					 Better hurry up and put Nobody in
+					 The White House.
+
+Casa Blanca.
+
+There were no letters to the Editor this week. Got a really weird letter
+Thursday, but we won't go into that.
+"If I shaved my..." well never mind, I said "we" wouldn't go there.
+
+CALENDULA - Sept 3, 1964. The Wilderness Act was passed.
+	    Sept 5, 1887. Crazy Horse was assassinated.
+	    Sept 8, 1763. Stephan Glotlov lands on Kodiak Island demanding
+			  Tribute for Empress Katherine's horse. They refuse 
+			  And attack the Russians driving them back to about 
+			  Where Alaska's farthest finger sits.
+	    Sept 9, 1919. Boston police strike. UPS workers loot for 3 days.
+	    Sep 10, 1997. Quarter moon. Give part of a howl.
+	    Sep 15, 1995. Largest mass arrest in US environmental history.
+			  1,033. Wow. 14 to a cell?
+	    Sep 16, 1971. Greenpeace sets to sea for the first time.
+		    1997. Full moon. Arouuuuuuuew.      
+	    Sep 18, 1987. Pope John Paul II tells native American's to just
+			  Forget the past in a Phoenix, AZ speech.
+	    Sep 22, 1997. Equinox. 
+	    Sep 23, 1997  3/4 moon. 
+	    Sep 27, 1995. Clinton signs Salvage Rider into law."Scarey," says
+			  A local owl. "Where will I live?"
+	    Sep 30, 1882. First hydroelectric plant, WI.
+	    Oct 22, 1936. Bobby Seale born. Anyone know if that's New Haven?
+	    Nov 12, 1974. Karen Silkwood dies.
+	    Dec  4, 1835. Hot time in old town. Manhattan burned down. Or  
+			  Were they referring to Chicago? London? Hmmm...
+	    Jan 10, 1901. Oil discovered in Texas.
+	    Jan 24, 1848. Gold discovered in California.
+	    Feb  1, 1960. Civil rights sit-ins begin.
+	    Feb  4, 1913. Rosa Parks born.
+	    Feb 17, 1778. Fernando Sor born.
+	    Feb 20, 1770. Fernando Carulli born.
+	    Feb 24, 1893. Andres Segovia born.
+	    Feb 26, 1964. Prime Anarchist born.
+	    Feb 27, 1973. 200 people occupy Wonded Knee. Pine Ridge SD.
+	    Mar 24, 1997. Partial Lunar Eclipse.
+
+Each state in a word.
+Or two. These are Prime Anarchist observations of the states we call our
+etats unidos. I've left out the ones I haven't seen yet, naturally, and I
+also alphebetized the thing. This is NOT in the order I experienced them. OK
+let's say it was. I visited these states alphabetically, have good reading:
+Arizona              Dry
+Colorado             High
+Connecticut          Tiny
+Florida              Fire ants
+Georgia              Y'all
+Illinois             Urban
+Indiana              Soy
+Iowa                 Corn
+Kansas               Leavenworth
+Maine                Yonder
+Maryland             Small
+Massachussetts       Down Country
+Minnesota            Nord
+Missoura             Close to Leavenworth
+Nebraska             Cruisin'
+New Hampshire        Yuh.
+New Jersey           No grass.
+New Mexico           Adobe
+New York             People.
+North Carolina       Navy
+North Dakota         Buffalo
+Ohio                 Columbus sux
+Oklahoma             Fort Sill
+Pencil Vein Yeah     Construction
+Rogues Island        Tiniest
+South Carolina       Army
+South Dakota         Hot Springs
+Texas                Cow oil
+Vermont              Cow milk
+Virginia             Hills
+West Virginia        More hills
+Wisconsin            Cheese milk
+Wyoming              Missiles
+ ------------>This list was NOT brought to you by Visi-Calc<--------------
+
+disclaimer: The story you are about to read is to be completely ignored.
+	    I wrote this while Princess Diana was merely injured in a car
+	    crash. She hadn't expired yet. 
+	    4 hours later I learned of her death.
+	    Dead.
+	    I can't make fun of the dead.
+	    So until someone figures out the Zombification drug and brings
+	    her back to life, IGNORE THE FOLLOWING:
+   Princess Diana dumped her car in the Chapamaquody River last night and
+lived to tell about it. She swam all the way to the Atlantic where the 
+currents took her right up the east coast to the Peter Bent Brigham Hospital.
+She was found beached next to a dumpster behind a Pizza Hut on Brookline Ave.
+   Now her boyfriend didn't fare so well. He was aparently trapped in the
+car until it reached the Federal Trades Commission building. He was thrown
+from the car and spit onto the beach like Jonah out of the whale, pronounced
+dead and promptly Knighted in a sunrise ceremony by Ted Kennedy and Chris
+Dodd.
+   While Princess Diana is somewhere between critical and really bad, 
+Senator Kennedy is somewhere between Scarborough Beach, RI and Kennebunk ME.
+	       - - - - - - - - -        - - - - - - - - -
+This just in
+	       Webster. 1936. - Scaphism. Punishment. Pouring honey all over
+a convict's body and letting insects eat at him or her until s/he dies a 
+slow tortured death.
+			... ..      ...       ...
+
+      Smash your Television but
+      keep your modem. For the
+      revolution will not be
+      televised. But it sure WILL
+      be implemented on the web.
+
+New York, NY - Half a million people marched on the New York Post Office
+Friday to protest postal brutality.
+   Catalyst for the march was an event exactly one year ago today on 
+Columbus Avenue. A poodle was sniffing a letter carrier's back leg when
+worker Claude Debuse Concherto made a furtive gesture that cost him his job.
+   The dog turned up dead, the house burned down with three people in it and
+the family Datsun's charred remains were found upside down in the back yard
+over a rose bush.
+   After an investigation it was determined that Concherto maced the poodle,
+kicked her in the head, strangled her with her own hair ribbon and then 
+beat her over the head senseless with a stack of Publisher's Clearing House
+Sweepstakes.
+   Concherto said it best in court Friday: "I maced the poodle, kicked her
+in the head, strangled her with her own hair ribbon and then beat her over
+the head senseless with a stack of Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes."
+   Concherto admitted to torching the building down to cover up a Haitian
+drug ring inside that had been selling ginger peanut garlic sauce on the
+black market for 4 years. Two family members are still at large and Concherto
+will be testifying as to their wherabouts tomorrow.
+   Concherto is expected to sing.
+
+Martha's Vinyard - Connie Chung has announced a wildcat strike.
+   "I'm not interviewing anyone anymore," said Chung.
+   "At least not until I get a Whopper." She said she will not interview
+Clinton about the Royal family, the downing of flight 69, or even Hillary's
+swimsuit this year. Chung is striking for better pay, wealth benefits, a
+burger and a meeting at the Russian Tea Room with Barbara Streisand, Billy
+Joel, Tipper Gore and Ozzy Osbourne.
+
+YNTL --> Yellow Journalism Intentional.
+Shawano, WI - Folksinging is now illegal in Forest, Langlade, Lincoln, 
+Oneida, Wood and Vilas counties.
+   40-60 folksingers were arrested at their annual song circle, cowboy 
+poetry, hootenany, rave July 8, 1997. The charges? Unlawful assembly, 
+Shindigging without a permit and discharging a C minor chord within city
+limits.
+   You heard it 
+		 first 
+			  here.
+web citation: http://www.menominee.com/nomining/ef3.html
+
+
+
+	 - - - - + - - -   (  0  )   - - - + - - - - - -
+
+	 5 years after the quincentennial:
+	 It's Time to:
+	       MAKE OCTOBER 12TH
+	    INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY,
+
+      Free Leonard Peltier,
+       Stop Forced Relocation at Big Mountain,
+       and Build a Movement for Justice
+	 and Human Rights for All!
+
+       Five years ago, in 1992, hundreds of thousands, if not millions
+of people throughout the Americas spoke out and acted in opposition
+to the government sponsored celebrations of Christopher Columbus and in
+support of the rights of indigenous peoples.
+	However today, in 1997, AIM activist Leonard Peltier sits in 
+prison during this 21st year of incarceration for an act the government knows
+he did not commit. It has been revealed that the FBI withheld from his
+trial evidence that proves his innocence.
+	In northeast Arizona, in the Black Mesa area, 3,000 indigenous
+people are fighting forced relocation from their land because Peabody
+Western Coal Company wants it to make profits.
+	And there are numerous other examples of both continuing repression
+and continuing resistance by indigenous peoples against violations of
+their rights.
+	Join with people around the country who will be fasting from Oct 1 
+through 12, fasting for part of that time, organizing local demonstrations
+and actions, or acting in other ways in solidarity with Leonard Peltier,
+the Big Mountain resisters, other struggling Native American peoples and
+for the human rights of all.
+	We will never be free in this country until we face up to the
+historic record, set it straight and get it right. "Getting it right" means
+honoring, upholding and joining in solidarity with those who have much
+to teach us about living in harmony with the natural world, about working
+cooperatively for the good of all, and about steadfastness in struggle
+despite the most difficult conditions. We urge you to join us this October.
+	For more information contact the Peoples Fast for Justice,
+	PO Box 170610
+	Brooklyn, NY 11217
+	718-643-9603 (t)
+	718-643-8265 (f)
+	indpol@igc.apc.org
+
+	       -------    (  .  )    -------
+	      -------    (  . .  )    -------
+	      -------    (   .   )    -------
+	       -------    (     )    -------
+
+
+I end this edition of ATI, issue 92
+with JOURNAL POME 20 from Marc Frucht's book "I SLURP MY COFFEE: Journal
+Pomes 1-33."
+
+JOURNAL POME 20.
+
+BOOT HILL OR BUST
+Lunch; Castle Rock: Still
+Further sings for the dead.
+Pitch covers Yaw, and graveyard
+Sings back from across street.
+Boot Hill, Colorado: Wild Turkey,
+Water and wine. Almost poison.
+"Commentary vouz," says Chipmonk-
+Looking squirrel guarding his nuts.
+Why must prophets die penniless?
+
+Hotsprings everywhere.
+Dreams of Halloweens.
+
+"Do you have a Rainbow name?" Anna asks.
+"Information," I inform, "given by
+Tom Joad. Yours?"
+"Matteo gave me it. Spells Anna backwards."
+"Zhoinks!" says Scooby Doo.
+"A computerized washing machine's not
+Worth the tin it's printed on."
+Rapid City - You can read the weather off
+Jefferson's forehead and Lincoln's chin.
+Went sole searching, just got scrod.
+Newport, RI. Bought Birkenstock Arizonas
+From Thames St. cobbler after chowderfest.
+Blood red moon drops in on Ocean Beach.
+440 a.m. Grapeful Dead on FM.
+& no fog rolls up New London Harbour 2day.
+
+Moorehead, MINN. 2-masted Viking ship.
+Earl Eye In The Morning
+Tells jokes on FM radio.
+Fargo, ND. Might as well be Moorehead.
+Squash and Barq's root beer, then
+Minuet in G under concrete 
+Buffalo balls.
+There's a box of buffalo 
+Manure in Bismark and Mandan too.
+Ground Round, good coffee, great
+Cod, but blah chowder.
+3.9 richter quake tremor for Danbury.
+Nervous, CT. Has a fault of her 
+Own. Albany's fault too.
+"Seizmik," says Scooby Doo.
+She who takes limo to Dylan Concert 
+Serves two masters.
+Radio station and cocaine. Zhoinks!
+A Beatrice New-Fig-Newton: car or cookie??
+
+Medina parries; Mecca thrusts.
+
+
+
+		     that's it.
+		     thanks for reading.
+		     send all contributions to 
+		     ati@etext.org
+
+		     for a free subscription (first dibs)
+		     send 
+		     SUBSCRIBE ATI
+		     as the message to:
+		     listserv@brazerko.com
+
+		     questions? call
+		     860-887-2600 ext 5293
+
+		     and for a good time type:
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
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+
+	/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
+       /               /
+      /You are tooned /                
+     / 2 wATI. zine  /                 Sept 5, 1997
+    /   radio 93.   / 
+   /               /
+   \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
+
+
+CAVENHAM, UK - Madeline Albright asked Prime Anarchist to accompany
+her to Saturday's funeral of Princess Diana but he humbly declined.
+   "It wasn't my idea," said Albright, "but how could I not consider it."
+She said the Queen had told her to invite Anarchist Monday.
+Thurston Gates, spokesman for her majesty said the Queen considered him the
+closest thing to a Thomas Jeffereson experience the United States has had 
+in YEARS. (emPHASis on the YEARS)
+   "Naturally," said Gates, "Her Majesty would want Anarchist present. He
+went on to say it was with regret that she accepted Anarchist's offer to
+have Lord Hanson go in his stead.
+   Hanson will escort Albright and will be carrying a rolled up letter to 
+her Majesty which he's been instructed to un-roll at the very moment her
+Queenliness will be standing over her daughter's coffin.
+   "I'm sorry," will begin Anarchist's short scroll, "Sorry about the trees,
+uranium and coal -- and Irishmen uprooted all these years, and doubly sorry
+your Majesty, for the trees, gold and plutonium -- and Navajo dead. It's all
+my fault.                          
+For Lord Hanson,
+
+Prime Anarchist"
+Anarchist could not be reached for comment this morning.
+A local BBS sysop was willing to confirm the invitation,
+although software still tends to be disallowable in court.
+A firewatch clerk at Three Mile Island broke loose from her solitaire
+game on her Pentium Hewlett Packard just long enough to say,
+"Yeah, I heard that too, here lemme do a Savvy Search and show you."
+She wasn't able to call the confirmation up via Savvy.com
+but Dogpile and Yahoo worked just fine.
+Paparazzi are now in the process of getting an actual photo of
+Prime Anarchist's parchment letter from Albright's office.
+Anarchist will be signing his reply at 4pm this evening using 23 pens,
+despite Nancy Reagan's Insistence that it transpire at 432 pm.
+To use the 23 pens necessary for all his friends he will be signing
+his middle name for the first time in 39 years.
+Pullenjurlegg.
+
+	/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
+       /               /
+      /You are tooned /
+     / 2 wATI - zine /
+    /radio. 93 on   / 
+   /your fm dile.  /
+   \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
+
+If you called up ATI's web page you would have seen the phollowing poem:
+
+			I'm dreaming of an EX-Exxon
+
+			       Yadda yadda,
+
+			       Exxon, Exxoff;
+
+		      Let's turn the dingleberries OFF
+
+ ....................................marco capelli, Crandon, WI. summer '97
+
+	    Good Evening, and welcome to the 93rd issue of ATI.
+	    Activist Treasonings Incredible. September 5, 1997.
+
+To The Editor:
+cool site.  very non-linear.      
+
+And Another Letter to the Editor: (a great week)
+
+This is cool. Last time I read ati was around '91 or so, and I wanted to get
+involved with it. Do you take submissions etc? 
+    (ediface note:  yes! yes! hit your send key now...)
+					       Certain lines have stuck with
+me over the years, like how numbers with answering machines were good for
+playing your guitar over, etc. My time since then has been spent on cyberian
+art i guess you'd call it, on making music and literature in the digital
+world on my linux box. ATI was one of the few zines that seemed to be in the
+same direction i was, mixing computer hacking & modern tech knowledge with
+pure art, true writing & indie rock etc. So are you guys publishing again?
+This is great news!
+
+email stutz@dsl.org  Copyright (c) 1997 Michael Stutz; this information is
+<http://dsl.org/m/>  free and may be reproduced under GNU GPL, and as long
+		     as this sentence remains; it comes with absolutely NO
+		     WARRANTY; for details see <http://dsl.org/copyleft/>.
+
+
+A Letter To The Editors At ATI:
+
+			  From: "George W. White" 
+I bow out for like 30 or so issues and finally find ATI again!
+(Thanks GZ!) Anyway....some fun stuff....
+>From the world of the Shrouded One....
+
+ First Letters Time!
+
+CLINTON: Certified Liar In National Top Office Now
+CCITT:   Can't Conjure Intelligent Thoughts Today
+IBM:     I Buy Macintosh
+MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashed It Needs The Operating System Hacked
+MACINTOSH: Machine Always Crashed If Not The Operating System Hangs
+CIA: Caught In Act
+SHIT: Specialized High Intensity Training
+
+
+OK enough of that.....insanity, ain't it great?
+
+Random Musings And Other Weird Things From The Left...Not That Left!
+Other Left!
+<Sheesh!>
+
+Thoughts On Diana:
+
+Where does the public spotlight end and privacy begin?
+Here in the US people very much value their privacy.
+Celeberties don't seem to have that option.
+Seriously, I'm surprised laws weren't passed long ago to stop the blood
+thirsty tactics of some of these paparazzi freelance photographers.
+Instead of helping Princess Diana out of her car the bastards were
+snapping pictures as she bled internally and slowly died!
+According to CNN, one picture was published ALREADY in the pages of
+a german magazine. And the celebs can't do much.
+If a celeb were to hit one of these people, they get slapped with
+an instant lawsuit. God Bless America! Easy money! And legal too!
+Personally if someone were shoving a camera lens in my face they'd
+end up with at least a broken camera. Someone hand me an AK-47, please?
+
+
+Thoughts On Clinton and Government.....
+
+This is a man that needs to be seriously booted out of office.
+If you think about it, a lot of these politicians in their 3 piece
+business suits and fancy cars have no clue what America is about.
+All they give a shit about is how much money they can stuff in their
+pockets and bank accounts. Ever see Clinton wearing jeans and a 
+teeshirt like an average Joe? No? Neither did I....
+Think Clinton or Billary would be caught dead walking through the
+streets of Newark alone at night? Fuck no! <I've done it, it's not so
+bad.> We need people in office who have a clue what Americans want.
+We need people in office who understand America and her needs.
+Get rid of the "Old Boy's Network" and bring in fresh new young people.
+<GZ For President!> <-- THAT would shake this country up...heheheh....
+When was the last time someone in power asked you what YOU wanted?
+Think about it.....
+
+What's the opposite of PROGRESS? CONGRESS of course!
+
+And now....a song based on something I heard in a bar.....
+
+To the tune of: Under The Boardwalk.....
+
+When the sun goes down and the muggers are on the loose....
+And you fear for your life and feel your neck is stuck inside a noose...
+Down in the subway, under the street, yeah...
+There are motherfuckers down there, you don't wanna meet....
+Down in the subway, where police fear to tread....
+Down in the subway, where you might end up dead....
+Down in the subway, where for your life you may flee...
+Down in the subway, where cops beat you for free.....
+Down in the subway, subway.....
+
+As the darkness comes, and the city turns into hell....
+As I descend the stairs, I almost gag because of the smell....
+Down in the subway, under the street yeah.....
+There are motherfuckers down there, you don't wanna meet.....
+Down in the subway... <Hey buddy! Can ya spare a quarter?>
+Down in the subway... <Gotta support my daughter...>
+Down in the subway....<Can ya spare a dime?>
+Down in the subway....<Aye, you got the time?>
+Down in the subway, subway.....
+
+As the time flies by, I just missed my friggin train....
+I must be looney to be here, I must have water upon the brain....
+Down in the subway, under the street yeah.....
+There are motherfuckers down there, you don't wanna meet.....
+Down in the subway....when the hour is late....
+Down in the subway....I got a loaded .38...
+Down in the subway....If it's after 11....
+Down in the subway....I got an AK-47...
+Down in the subway, subway.....
+
+So much for that.....
+
+Until they let me out of my nice padded room and near a computer
+again.....
+
+--The Dark Deeply Shrouded And Quiet One Who Watches And Listens To
+All.....
+
+
+	    -------- ----- ------ --------
+Cool. Thanks. 
+
+      <Instructions for sending a letter to the editor>
+		Format it any way you please.
+		Send it to ATI@etext.org.
+
+That's it. It's that simple. You put it there, we'll print it here.
+
+<submission><submission><submission><submission><submission>
+(rulez for submissions are the same as for letters, by the way)
+
+Mother Teresa is dead.
+
+It wouldn't be so unusual for such an elderly woman with so many health
+problems, living such a stressful life, to die, but the fact that she died
+just hours before her friend and helper, Princess Diana, was herself put
+into a grave, makes this sad event much worse than it already is.
+
+When Diana died, a bright light in this ever-darker world was extinguished.
+With Mother Teresa joining her, the darkness is even deeper.
+
+Princess Diana is dead. Mother Teresa is dead. But fascist tyrants like
+George Bush and Ronald Reagan live on and on, seemingly protected by the
+same evil forces which assisted them in rising to power in a country not so
+long ago hailed as "The Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave".
+
+Billy Blythe, a/k/a Bill Clinton, a lifetime CIA agent masquerading as
+America's "president", appeared on TV smiling, struggling to hold back
+laughter, as he gleefully announced the death of Princess Diana.
+
+Prince Charles, who had cast aside his beautiful wife, (a woman nearly
+every man on earth dreamed of), for a grouchy sea hag with a pock-marked
+face - who was already married - showed his "grief" by dilly-dallying
+around in green kilts and bright red socks at his holiday resort.
+
+Elizabeth Saxcoven von Goethe, a/k/a Queen Elizabeth I of Windsor, a/k/a
+The Mean Queen, showed her grief by ignoring the many millions of her
+subjects who were weeping at the gates of Kensington Palace - mourning the
+loss of the woman who they WANTED to be their queen: Diana Frances Spencer.
+It wasn't until after newspapers all over the world had brought unparralled
+shame to the Mean Queen that she finally decided to reluctantly make a TV
+appearance to try to convince her outraged subjects that she shared their
+grief. Sure. Sure she did. That's why she ORDERED Diana and Charles to
+divorce. That's why she violated Diana's court-ordered child custody
+rights. That's why she refuses to lower the flag to half-mast. That's why
+she refuses to give Diana the respect of a state funeral even though there
+are expected to be anywhere from 10 to 20 million mourners lining the
+funeral route tomorrow.
+
+The Mean Queen hated Diana for many reasons. One of the reasons that most
+people don't know is because she was jealous not only of her great beauty,
+charm and popularity, but her blood line. You see, the Mean Queen is a
+German. Germans have occupied the British throne for quite some time.
+Germany's Kaiser Wilhelm II was the nephew of England's Queen Victoria. The
+fact of the matter is: Diana had more royal British blood than the Mean
+Queen. In fact, Diana is the first true British woman to marry a British
+prince in over 300 years. Before Diana, brides were imported from foreign
+countries to occupy the British throne.
+
+I am not alone in considering Diana's death a well-planned assassination.
+After her coffin is laid in the ground and the tears dry, there will surely
+be many private investigations conducted and many books written with
+barrels of evidence supporting this allegation.
+
+As for Mother Teresa, I am sure that upon hearing of Diana's trafic death,
+she died of a broken heart.
+
+God damn the queen!
+
+Truthfully,
+
+Michael Boren Williams
+Freedom Fighter in Exile
+
+     .....     .......     ........     .......  ........
+    .   .     .     .     . that .     .     .  .      .
+   .the.     .house.     .      .     . jack.  .      .
+  .....     .......     ........     .......  .hammered!!!
+
+
+(notas primerikas...)
+This is my third week in a row posting this, I hope you don't mind. If you
+do, please just scroll down to the other stuff. This friend's letter means
+the world to me and I wish to help out any way I can.
+	 
+	 - - - - + - - -   (  0  )   - - - + - - - - - -
+
+	 5 years after the quincentennial:
+	 It's Time to:
+	       MAKE OCTOBER 12TH
+	    INDIGENOUS PEOPLES DAY,
+
+      Free Leonard Peltier,
+       Stop Forced Relocation at Big Mountain,
+       and Build a Movement for Justice
+	 and Human Rights for All!
+
+       Five years ago, in 1992, hundreds of thousands, if not millions
+of people throughout the Americas spoke out and acted in opposition
+to the government sponsored celebrations of Christopher Columbus and in
+support of the rights of indigenous peoples.
+	However today, in 1997, AIM activist Leonard Peltier sits in 
+prison during this 21st year of incarceration for an act the government knows
+he did not commit. It has been revealed that the FBI withheld from his
+trial evidence that proves his innocence.
+	In northeast Arizona, in the Black Mesa area, 3,000 indigenous
+people are fighting forced relocation from their land because Peabody
+Western Coal Company wants it to make profits.
+	And there are numerous other examples of both continuing repression
+and continuing resistance by indigenous peoples against violations of
+their rights.
+	Join with people around the country who will be fasting from Oct 1 
+through 12, fasting for part of that time, organizing local demonstrations
+and actions, or acting in other ways in solidarity with Leonard Peltier,
+the Big Mountain resisters, other struggling Native American peoples and
+for the human rights of all.
+	We will never be free in this country until we face up to the
+historic record, set it straight and get it right. "Getting it right" means
+honoring, upholding and joining in solidarity with those who have much
+to teach us about living in harmony with the natural world, about working
+cooperatively for the good of all, and about steadfastness in struggle
+despite the most difficult conditions. We urge you to join us this October.
+	For more information contact the Peoples Fast for Justice,
+	PO Box 170610
+	Brooklyn, NY 11217
+	718-643-9603 (t)
+	718-643-8265 (f)
+	indpol@igc.apc.org
+
+	       -------    (  .  )    -------
+	      -------    (  . .  )    -------
+	      -------    (   .   )    -------
+	       -------    (     )    -------
+
+The only NUMBER(s) I'm going to run this week for Friday - 5pm - is:
+
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
+
+A shameless plug for our new webpage.
+
+And now I end ATI 93 with a poem reprint.
+Journal Poem 21 from "I Slurp My Coffee" by Marco
+
+Ram Dass and Denny's Dishwashers,
+Driving to Santa Fe.
+Hindi Hostel, Dine.
+A humungus stirfry.
+Hotsprings, headaches &
+Hindu hippies in a hogan.
+Dayglow Daisy's on a bus.
+Hootenany Green! Hibernating a
+Hurt shoulder; pickup hitchers:
+Duck & Lizabeth Santa Fe to Boulder.
+A Cochiti drum shucking corn all day.
+Frybread and honey, a des(s)ert of
+Pottery. Shards of southwest.
+Directory assistance, gas,
+Grapefruit and pomegranite
+In Hotevilla, Arizona.
+
+Red clay on a Black Mesa face.
+This particular medicine man
+Is a blind woman. She's quite
+Hard of hearing too & very aged.
+Canyons make great ampitheatres
+FM drops right out though. Wonder
+Is my guitar the only music this
+Canyon's heard in centuries?
+
+Mutton, noodles and potatoes in
+A broth & bluecorn frybread with 
+Coffee. Out of honey; almost the
+Breakfast of champion 
+Sheepherders.
+
+	/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
+       /               /
+      /You are tooned /
+     / 2 wATI. zine  /
+    /radio 93.      / 
+   /               /
+   \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
+
+This was issue 93 of ATI and I was Prime Anarchist.
+Hope you had fun.
+As per usual a subscription is always free,
+send 
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
+as the message (you don't need a subject) to:
+listserv@brazerko.com
+to begin getting it the minute it goes to press. In fact you could be 
+reading it now while it's being uploaded everywhere else the next couple
+days. (put that in your pipe and suck on it)
+
+address all questions, comments, preguntas, y problemas to:
+	      
+	      ati@etext.org.
+
+unsolicited mail will be read, enjoyed, and perhaps printed.
+
+and if it's really URGENT, call
+1-860-887-2600 ext. 5293.
+
+As they say on old VMS systems...
+
+...
+
+
+...
+
+
+...
+
+
+...
+
+
+byef
+
+
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+
+    Replace the name and address under REPORT #1 with yours, moving
+    the one that was there down to REPORT #2.  Move the name and
+    address under REPORT #2 to REPORT #3.  Move the name and address
+    under REPORT #3 to REPORT #4.  The name and address that was under
+    REPORT #4 is dropped off the list and is NO DOUBT on the way to
+    the bank.
+
+    When doing this, please make certain you eat lots of peas with your
+    E-Coli on a bun!!!  Also, DO NOT move the Report/Product
+    positions!
+
+3.  Take this entire program text, including the corrected names list,
+    and shove it up your ass. (sorry.I couldn't help that one.On a roll -ed.)
+
+4.  Now you're ready to start a massive advertising campaign on the
+    WORLDWIDE WEB!  Advertising on the WEB is very, very inexpensive,
+    but there are HUNDREDS of FREE places to hang your hat.  Another
+    avenue which you could use email ads like the one you are reading now.
+    There are many bulk email companies that will advertise for you.  Use any
+    search engine to find them.  Use keywords like "I fell for this" or 
+    "do me too." 
+     START YOUR AD CAMPAIGN AS SOON AS YOU CAN.
+
+prime,
+
+
+		   Call Now, it is a Must Do!
+
+************************** DATE LINE **************************
+NO LUCK IN FINDING THAT SPECIAL DATE? NEED SOMEONE RIGHT NOW???
+Call 1-900 289-1077 NOW! And after you are connected just enter
+one of the following numbers:   6165,   6166,   6167  or   6168
+***************************************************************
+
+************************** CHAT LINE **************************
+GUYS!! WE WANT TO HEAR FROM YOU! WE'RE LIVE AND WAITING! CALL!!
+Call 1-900 255-0900 NOW! And after you are connected just enter
+one of the following numbers:   CATS,   DOGS,   FINE  fOR  US!!
+***************************************************************
+
+************************ PSYCHIC LINE *************************
+FIND PEACE AND CONFIDENCE THROUGH A LIVE NAILBITING VACATION!!!
+Call 1-900 329-0983 NOW! And after you are connected just enter
+one of the following IMPLEMENTS:   7073,  7074,  7075  or  7076
+***************************************************************
+
+***************** SPORTs & ENTERTAINMENT LINES ****************
+But like I was saying on December of '95  --  "TRIVIA!!!!"
+Call 1-900 329-0611 NOW! And after you are connected just enter
+one of the following numbers:   4017,   4018,   4019  or   4020
+***************************************************************
+
+
+
+Dear Entrepreneur/Sir/Madam,
+
+We sincerely thank you for allowing us to bring to your attention a 
+unique and explosive no catch turnkey  business software package opportunity!
+
+Would you like to be your "Very Own" car;  and work from the comfort   
+of  your potatoe?  You can become an INTERNAL COMBUSTION; and start
+your advertising business today!
+
+Did you know that there are more than 60 million people using the New 25%
+discount fuel/ grocery card?
+The next big one is Internet, right?  Each month, millions of people are 
+getting screwed online! You'll be in on a ground-floor opportunity offering 
+Advertising (Classified and Display), as well as promotional services 
+to your clients!
+
+You'll be a "latest technology specialist" for one of the largest 
+and most progressive malls on the Internet!  It's absolutely 
+"turnkey operation"!
+
+The MALLS are home for MAJOR VIRUS & VARIOUS WELL-KNOWN, HIGH-IMPACT 
+GROMMETS!
+
+We are seeking enthusiastic and dedicated business-minded individuals
+to use our PROPRIETARY INFORMATION to build their own business.
+Our program offers an extensive training format, all supplies necessary to
+open your advertising enterprise; and superior technical support
+second to none! Plus it steals email addresses from Web Pages and Usenet
+groups faster than you can say Veiner Schnitzel.
+
+If you are truly interested in earning a potential of over $5 per hour,
+e-mail your name, telephone number(s), BEST TIME TO CALL,
+and a representative will get back to you within 1 day.
+See you at the mop!
+
+
+
+Minarssei,
+
+
+YOU+Your PC+Our Software = MEGA $$$$
+
+Be the "Boss" of your OWN part-time home based business
+where YOU get to KEEP ALL THE PROPHETS!
+
+This is the perfect business enterprise where you become your own loser.  
+There is NO "Corporation" above you to "withhold" any of your profits and 
+there are NO "Contracts", NO "Social Security Numbers". 350% Moneyback
+guarantee!
+
+No territorial restrictions -- You can use the internet to expand WORLDWIDE!
+
+NO monthly purchases  --  NO billing  --  NO meetings  --  
+
+Lead generating and $$$$ making software program!!!
+
+Simple and easy to do.
+
+Download a FREE evaluation copy today - absolutely no obligation.
+
+An entire "Bulldada on a disk",  THIS IS NOT MLM. Even if it looks like spam
+
+NEED MORE INFORMATION?
+
+Just reply to this message with "I M Sucker" in the subject line and you 
+will receive complete information soon!
+
+DOWNLOAD THE PROGRAM, CHECK IT OUT, WHAT HAVE YOU GOT TO LOSE????!!!!
+Besides your sole.
+Two years ago the corporation I worked for dowsized. I sent out 100,000
+emails and I received 11,700 $5 bills in 1 week!!! So many I had to
+Throw some away.
+Thank you.
+
+<><><><><><>
+Contributors<><><><><><><><><><><>
+<><><><><><> to this public domain<><><><><><><><><>
+	    <><><><><><><><><><><>  research article<><><><><><><><><>
+1)  abanks@nevwest.com            <><><><><><><><><> (not for profit:)
+      2)   slender@juice4u.net                      <><><><><><><><><>
+	       3) friends@public.com
+		   4) visioncrt@mindspring.com
+		       5)  waynesmail@earth.link.net
+			   6)  busmkt@hotmail.com
+				 7)  recruit@lostvegas.com
+				      8)   food@mkt-america.com
+9)  adatta@datta.cl
+      10)  erikp@worldonline.nl
+	     11)  iconslut@lostvegas.com
+		    12)  kelkris@aol.com
+			13) chip@aol.com
+			       14) asudjx8u@8quaj6.net
+				    15)  chip@neo.lrun.com
+					 16)   cham@ascella.net
+
+      keo  keo   keo   keo   keo   keo   keo    keo   keo
+      - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+      ceo   ceo   ceo   ceo   ceo   ceo   ceo  ceo   ceo!
+
+Company    CEO   94 pay     95 pay    96 pay   % change   (wouldn't know I
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -  been playin w/
+GE      John Welch  15M     30M       40M      165         spreadsheets
+US Surgical  L Hirsch 2M     2.6M      21M     876!!!     lately, wuddja??)
+GTE     Charles Lee  6M      8.2M      12M     94
+Tenneco    Dana Mead  6M      5M       8.5M    40%
+General Re  R. Fergusun 4.9M   5.2      6.2    36
+Union Carbide  W Joyce   2.6M   4.5      6     129% (you do the rest, eh?
+Xerox        P Allaire   11M   11      5     -49 (I'll give you that one TQ)
+Pitney Bowes  G Harvey    3.4M   4       4.8
+Tosco       T O'Malley   1.7M    2.5    4.2
+Hubbell    GJ Ratcliffe   2.7M   3.1    4M 
+UST       Vinnie Gierer    3.4M   3.2    3.5
+      (***key. M= millions. Not mandarin oranges***)
+
+Due to Low Real-Time Turnout Last Semester the James Merrill School of
+Mytho Philo Sophico Anthropo Morphico Poetiks Klub will meet in cyberspace
+Fridays at midnite.
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/merrill.html
+
+(that was your underweight pap #'s run by the way. Prepare for an
+awesome calendar new week.)
+
+I'll end this missive with a poem. You're probably hip to the routine
+by now. It's poem # 22 from Marco's "I SLURP MY COFFEE: a 33 Poem Poetry
+Book" Published and Copyrighted 1995.
+JOURNAL POEM 22
+
+Army, the only place I know
+Where ladies room's nothing 
+More than a men's room with
+The urinals duct-taped shut.
+Cedar wood and mud warm and
+Cozy... toasty dry despite
+Winter under and above clay.
+How do you reclaim a uranium 
+Mine?!? City park? Golf -
+Course?? Sod farm???
+Coffee and a warm sweetroll
+At Tuba City Truck Stop.
+
+If your herb garden grows 
+Slow and late it's a thyme delay.
+Did you know that "wonton"
+Spelled backwards is "not now?"
+What d'ya call a whatchamacallit
+Shop? Just that.
+Last All-Hallows-Eve the baby
+Sitter went as a leather  mouse
+What're you?? I'm a mud bog.
+Or was that a ground hog?
+Tse Bonito and Window Rock...
+Ancient tourist traps...
+Oraibi... the oldest...
+Taos, Tuscon, or Taylor...
+Which is trendier?
+Electric cello: like Woodie Guthrie
+Walking into Karaoke nite at Lulu's 
+Luscious Locust, 14th and Ave. X.
+C&W music in a major way...
+Conway Twitty's where I get 
+Off this ride. & change channels.
+ 
+6-Foot Wedgie plays a gig at 
+The Russian Lady restaurant.
+Que concept... like cranberry nut
+Frybread. Paul Harvey is like the
+Faded fotocopy of Will Rogers.
+
+Woke up with either pigsnot and
+Venom, vim and vinegar or Just 
+A whole bunch of vigorous
+Vitality. Or was it just the
+Vidal Sassoon???
+Homemade blood sausage. Takes guts
+To eat. Taste good, like a tender
+Spinach leaf. I'd try anything 
+Once... that was my once, like a
+Sliced intestine full of leftovers.
+If squash is 1 of the 3 sisters,
+She must be the short one.
+
+Bacitracin can't compete w/ pinon pine sap.
+
+And JC Penier, clothier to the 
+Mallrat knows nothing of KMarticus,
+The bluelight king of Upholstry;
+Neither knows thing of braintanning.
+
+So Navajo Nation's only radio station
+Plays hit kicking country. Western.
+You know you need a bath when
+The sheep won't let you in the pen if even 2 let them out.
+
+     <><><><><><><><>***<><><>***<><><>***<><><><><><><><><>
+
+This has been an issue of ATI in conjunction junction with Prime Anarchist
+Productions.
+You can subscribe to a forever (unless you unsubscribe of course) free
+subscription of the scribbles herein by sending
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
+to the following address:
+listserv@brazerko.com
+
+send all contributions, constructions, constraints and concert clips to
+ati@etext.org
+ 
+And as always (at least this year!!!) see us on our brand NEW FREE web
+page.
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
+ 
+All hate mail should be addressed to us with a proper accurate return
+address and  1)  Leave the top right corner completely blank.
+	     2)  Open the rectangular receipt in your mailbox 5 days later.
+	     3)  Read it.
+	     4)  Read it a SECOND time.
+	     5)  Throw it away smiling or frowning (your choice.)
+
+That's how we get even.
+Especially if you're not too bright.
+(the end)
+
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+  / ATI -- YOUR HACKER-ZINE  OF HOPE \
+ /  (Not that the others aren't...    \
+ \------------------------------------/
+
+Hello there, and welcome to ATI 95. It's Sunday, 7:30 EST. (ed note: 
+correction. It's Tuesday 830am. Same Timezone. This has been a labor of love.
+<frustrated grin> S'what I get for even mentioning issue 9. 
+Karma there. OK...) I was GOING TO Compose this on a MacSE I'm babysitting, 
+but I'm still a little spooked  about trying that on anything 
+Apple/Commodore/Atari since way back in the days of issue 9. 
+If you  do a hotbot or yahoo search for ATI issue 9 you'll see what I mean. 
+   Anyhow I'm Prime Anarchist and I'll be your guide through this wacky 
+edition of Activist TimeSignatures Ingratiated. As you probably know by now,
+ATI 94 had really wide recirculation and AWESOME response. In fact, many
+people around the world took its parody of S.P.A.M. (which stands for
+Some People Act Mellow) quite seriously. I guess I should've added my 
+-    -      -   -       
+Post Office Box afterall. My friend Jeff said I'm the next Castro, whatever
+THAT means. Anyhow, we got lots of good stuff in store for you. We'll start
+with Ground Zero's column and then on to some numbers running and calendars.
+If you want back issues, t-shirts, hats, cap 'n crunch whistles (only 11 
+left) go to:
+http:www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html.
+
+------------> Random Notes from Ground Zero
+                 gr0und0@iirg.org <- NOTE NEW ADDRESS!
+ 
+
+Greetings, folks.  This time I'll say a few words about Beyond Hope, the 
+hacker conference hosted by 2600 Magazine in New York last month.  
+
+The general area of the conference was interesting in itself.  The lobby
+was filled with tables of people selling back issues of 2600 Magazine,
+posters, T-shirts, and more.  One table was manned by people from a New 
+York pirate radio station called "Steal This Radio."  Another table
+manned by a very interesting fellow known as "Conspiracy Bob"
+offered information on New World Order conspiracies. 
+
+Another room provided terminals for people to log onto systems, an area
+for people to plug in their laptops, and a huge sound system blasting 
+nerve-frazzling techno music.  I considered logging into my ISP to
+check my email, but decided against it.  My suspicions were confirmed
+when, during the "Information for the Masses" panel, the speaker Steven 
+Rambam advised a "roberto @ NEU" and anyone else using the terminals
+to log into remote systems to change their passwords.
+
+I won't go into much detail about the panels, as you can read about them
+in detail on Beyond Hope's website, http://www.hope.net , or Chesire
+Catalyst's web site, http://digital.net/~cheshire/ .
+You can also listen to some of the panels recorded in Real Audio format
+at http://www.hope.net . Briefly, here are some highlights of the
+conference:
+
+The Information for the Masses panel described the nature and scope of
+of information that businesses, governments and other organizations 
+compile on individuals.  Rambam, a private investigator, stated that
+private investigators and hackers share a common goal: the 
+democratization of information.  However, the amount of information 
+available on individuals is astonishing: one's income, political and
+religious affiliations, spending habits, sexual orientation and more can 
+be readily obtained using numerous sources described in the panel.
+
+The L0pht panel is worth mentioning, although I will let them speak 
+for themselves at http://www.l0pht.com .  All I can say about them here
+is that people such as those of the L0pht are the future of computing.
+
+An annoying panel member was Ira Winkler, part of the "Tiger 
+Teaming" panel about people who are paid by corporations to
+hack into their systems and report security holes.  Winkler stated that
+most hackers are "losers" who hack into systems to brag about their
+exploits on BBS systems, and such people are an impedence to Winkler.
+Winkler also hosted another panel by himself, "Where Hackers and
+Criminals Collide," where he administered his "Are You Clueless?" 
+test to the audience.  The test allowed points for dubious hacking
+skills, such as being able to have two or more platforms share the
+same printer, and deducted points for possessing a lineman handset.
+It appears that Winkler is the clueless one.
+
+An optional event of Beyond Hope was the TAP reunion, which I
+attended.  Chesire Catalyst, some old TAP regulars, and a mix of
+other Beyond Hope attendees descended upon Eddie's Restaurant in
+New York.  Chesire was a very interesting and personable gentleman,
+and welcomed me and the group of friends I arrived with.  
+
+Another unofficial event of the weekend was my visit to a local
+bar called Milano's on Houston St.  Entering the bar was like
+stepping back into history.  The bar was established in the 1880s,
+and displayed its original tax stamp, along with countless 
+photographs, newspaper clippings and other memorablia.  
+
+I learned about the overly zealous punishment given to some members
+of the hacker community such as Kevin Mitinick and  Bernie S.
+Any prosecution or imprisonment by the government is done in the
+name of its citizens.  Those who agree with the government's excessive 
+treatment of the above affirm the state's right to commit the same
+excesses on any other member of society, for any reason, at any time.
+
+I met some old friends, such as my friends at IIRG: Thomas Icom,
+Black_Ic, Mercenary, and others.  I made some new friends, and met
+a lot of interesting people.
+
+In the aftermath of Beyond Hope, there are reports that are
+troubling.  There are unconfirmed allegations that I won't repeat
+here until some corroborating information is received, and other 
+post-conference issues, such as 2600 Magazine staff posting on the 
+internet what is claimed to be White House Communication Agency
+pager transcripts.  But despite all that, I must say that I 
+gained new insights, some new ideas, and learned a lot.  Events
+such as Beyond Hope are worthwhile, as they help define a sense
+of community and reinforce the positive aspects of hacking: the 
+creativity, the energy, the desire to discover, learn, grow and
+challenge.  And that always has been, and always will be
+required of civilization.
+
+              [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] []
+
+FROOKIE'S #'S RUN FOR ATI ISSUE 95: Tuesday, New Moon October Almost
+     by Bookie (tm)
+OK. The only # we're gonna run for this issue - expect a biggie next week -
+is
+http://www.suite101.com  /really good stuph/
+
+              [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] [] []
+              
+
+CALENDULARIA 
+Sep. 30 
+1882 First hydroelectric plant, Wisconsin.
+
+Oct. 1
+Free Nigeria Movement "Day of Fasting for a Free Nigeria" The fast
+seeks to increase awareness of the brutal Abacha regime, to pressure
+for the use of sanctions and to get our communities and schools NOT to
+use the products and services of corporations that do business in or
+with Nigeria, most notably Coca-Cola, Shell Oil, and Motorola. Contact:
+Nasiru Ikharo, 317-216-4590 or PR@FreeNigeria.Org web site:
+www.FreeNigeria.org
+Oct. 1 NEW MOON
+       ROSH HASHANAH
+       WORLD VEGETARIAN DAY
+
+Oct 2.
+Ghandi was born
+
+Oct. 1-12 
+Peoplesfast. Http://members.tripod.com/~fasters for more information.
+
+Oct. 2-16
+The Foundation on Economic Trends, the Pure Food Campaign, and
+activists from around the world "Global Days of Action" against
+genetically engineered foods, life patents, and factory farming.
+Simultaneous demos are planned in 40 different countries. Contact:
+Ronnie Cummins, 218-226-4155, email: alliance@mr.net web site:
+http://www.geocities.com/athens/1527
+
+Oct. 4
+Florida Coalition for Peace and Justice protests the proposed Cassini
+plutonium rocket launch in Cape Canaveral at 1pm, with vigils around
+the clock. Solidarity actions called for at Lockheed Martin branches
+and all aerospace/military sites. Although the planned Oct. 6th launch
+date is likely to be delayed, protests will not be postponed! Contact:
+Bruce Gagnon, (352) 468 3295, email fcpj@afn.org web site:
+www.afn.org/~fcpj/space
+
+Oct. 6
+Free Burma Coalition demo against Unocal in El Segundo, California to
+protest the human rights abuses and environmental degradation in
+Burma.
+********************************************************
+********************************************************
+Oct. 8
+Big Mountain Support Network's Peabody Day of Action. Also targeting
+Hanson, Energy Group and PacifiCorp. Contact: Jason, PO Box 3412,
+Tucson, AZ 85722, e-mail: granmonta@hotmail.com or Turtle,
+tortuga@sw-center.org
+********************************************************
+********************************************************
+Oct. 9
+HALF MOON
+
+Oct. 11
+"Kids Against McDonald's Day". Contact: U.S. McLibel Support Campaign,
+Phone/Fax 802-586-9628, PO Box 62 Craftsbury, VT 05826-0062,
+dbriars@world.std.com or McLibel Support Campaign, Tel/Fax +44-(0)171
+713 1269, mclibel@globalnet.co.uk web site: http://www.mcspotlight.org/
+
+Oct. 12. Columbus discovers the brand new world order. Before that all the
+people who lived there didn't live there. 
+
+Oct. 12
+"Day of Solidarity With McDonald's Workers" Contact: McLibel Support
+Campaign
+
+Oct. 13
+Dia de la Raza/"Columbus Day"
+
+Oct. 13 
+Indigenous Environmental Network "Unplug America - Give Mother Earth a
+Rest Day" UNPLUG! from all our electric, battery-operated, fossil fuel
+conveniences, and spend a day off the "grid." Contact: Tom Goldtooth
+c/o Indigenous Environmental Network, ien@igc.apc.org web site:
+http://oraibi.alphacdc.com/ien/a-unplug.html
+
+Oct. 16
+"World day of action against McDonalds" Contact: McLibel Support
+
+Oct. 16 
+FULL MOON. HOWL. SMOKE SOME SAGE AND TOBACCO. PONDER YOUR NAVEL. EAT AN
+ORANGE. PAINT THE TOWN PINK AND PURPLE WITH A BROOM.
+
+Oct. 17
+PACT (People Against Corporate Takeover) action against Monsanto in
+Springfield, MA Contact PACT, Bob Spivey, 413-625-0141, POB 601,
+Northampton, MA  01061-0601
+
+Oct. 18
+"International day of action against Nike" Contact: Campaign for Labor
+Rights, Trim Bissell, Coordinator (541) 344-5410, email:
+clr@igc.apc.org web site: http://www.compugraph.com/clr
+
+Oct. 18
+"100th birthday "celebration" of Shell," part of the 100 days of action
+against the oil industry. Contact: Corporate Watch email:
+mail@corporatewatch.i-way.co.uk
+
+mid-Oct.
+The Corporate Planet: Ecology and Politics in the Age of Globalization,
+by Josh Karliner of Corporate Watch (USA) will be published by Sierra
+Club Books in October, and he will be touring the book around during
+the last half of October.
+
+Oct. 22
+Bobbie Seale born, New Haven CT.
+
+Oct. 23
+HALF MOON. SMOKE HALF A SAGE, GIVE OFF A QUICK YELP, PONDER SOME ORANGE
+JUICE. OR AT LEAST ASK FOR YOUR GLOVE BACK.
+
+Oct. 31
+This Halloween's going to be the NEW MOON! Tha's meen, dark. Yeah.
+
+Nov. 2, 1812
+Lord Byron comes out as a Luddite.
+Nov. 7
+HALF MOON. THAT KEEPS HAPPENING A COUPLE TIMES A MONTH. WHY IS THAT???
+
+Nov. 9, 1965
+The lights kinda just all went out in NYC for a Lonnnnnnnng time.
+
+Nov. 10
+Anniversary of the execution of Ken Saro-Wiwa, an international day of
+action against Shell.
+
+Nov. 29
+Abbie Hoffman born in Jack Kerouac's house. Just kidding. (not about the 
+date though)
+
+NOT A JOKE by James Merrill. Sept 19, 1997. 
+How many websurfers does it take to sign a guestbook?
+The current statistic is one for every 50.
+
+LETTUCE PHROM OUR READERZ,
+(Sponsored by the committee to remove the letter 'F' phrom our alphabet
+phorever)
+
+cool site.  very non-linear.
+ -Micah-(414)
+
+WHAT THE HELL R U TALKING ABOUT???
+BUBBA (718)
+
+I like what you've done to the place!
+http://members.aol.com/Zubin143/Index.html
+.s zubin  (143)
+
+Hi Marco,
+My name is Nate and I am a student at Fairhaven College in Bellingham, WA.
+I am working with a group of students on a school publication. Our editor,
+Samantha, is on the can-aj list and forwarded your post to me.
+  We are interested in learning more about how to use the internet as a
+means of publication.
+  Could you please forward me a recent edition of ATI?
+  Thanks in advance!
+-Nate (912)
+
+Dear Friend:
+Thank you for writing to Vice President Gore via electronic 
+mail.  Since coming on-line, vice.president@whitehouse.gov has 
+received thousands of messages from people all over the world.
+Although the volume of mail prevents the Vice President from 
+personally reviewing each message, be assured that your concerns, 
+ideas, and suggestions have been read carefully, and a detailed 
+report of the mail is provided to the Vice President on a regular 
+basis.  Your message will be brought to his attention as part of 
+that report.  We currently are working toward a system that will 
+allow us to respond more specifically to your messages.
+In order to do so, your help will be needed to ensure that 
+we can read and record your message clearly.  Please try to write 
+short and concise messages, address only one issue per message, 
+and send only one copy of your message.  You will receive one 
+automated response per day.
+On October 20, 1994, President Clinton and Vice President 
+Gore acted to improve the accessibility of government information 
+by opening a service called "Welcome to the White House: An 
+Interactive Citizens' Handbook" on the Internet.  This new World 
+Wide Web service provides a single point of access to all 
+electronic government information on the Internet.  By using a 
+free Web-browsing software program such as Mosaic or Cello, the 
+user can access a multimedia interface to information from the 
+White House and the Executive Branch of government, including 
+White House documents, a virtual tour of the White House, and 
+detailed information about Cabinet-level and independent 
+agencies.  This interface includes photographs, audio, and 
+"hotlinks" to other government Web sites and services.  You 
+should check with your service provider for instructions on how 
+to browse the Web.  "Welcome to the White House" can be accessed 
+at:
+http://www.whitehouse.gov
+publications@whitehouse.gov
+
+     In the body of your message, type "Send Info" (without 
+quotes); no other text should be included, specifically message 
+headers or signature lines (.sig files).  The instructions will 
+be sent to you automatically.
+faq@whitehouse.gov
+All of us at the White House are excited about the progress 
+that has been made with this historic project, and we look 
+forward to future developments.  Your continued interest and 
+participation are very important to us.
+
+Sincerely,
+Bill Mason  (202)
+
+        <>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>*<>
+
+PAWN WORLD NEWS TONITE -- WASHINGTON, District of Columbus. 
+   IRS AGENTS, HIDING FACES ALLEGE ABUSE OF SHEEP. Janet Reno Blames Syphilis
+On Taxes. Sheep Are Often Abused, Senators Told.
+   "Sometimes we would tie their legs," said a faceless IRS agent. 
+"Sometimes we even manipulate their you-know-whats," outbursted one without
+a spine. The taxman further expounded that unfair cash collecting or
+bribery, as they say in other countries has been practiced by representatives
+of the US Government in both the census bureau AND the IRS.
+   "Sometimes you count their children and their livestock," said a high
+level official who asked to remain spineless, "and sometimes we screw them.
+It's like 'poetry-in-taxation,'" he said.
+   He went on to share that it shouldn't surprise OR bother anyone. In fact,
+any families willing to pay their taxes early enough to not need such abuse
+will be given two US made Claymore anti-personell mines. They're new and
+improved -- now with even more C5 and less rocksalt and steel shavings.
+
+ENGLAND AND WASHINGTON -- US DEPARTMENT SPOKESWOMAN MARGARET THATCHER
+ANNOUNCES DEFCON 3.5 DUE TO RECENT DEATHS OF PRINCESS DIANA AND MOTHER
+THERESA.
+   "People are going to take sides," Said Maggie "Juevos-the-size-of-
+church-bells" Thatcher in a press conference at the FTC building.
+   "They're drawing straws already."
+   Irish Catholics are expected to believe Mother is most important, while 
+Protestants are expected to take the Queen's daughter's side.
+Pope John Paul the 13th has announced an official British World-Soccer-
+Grudge-Match to be held this Saturday in an effort that people would do in
+sports what they should NOT do in civil unrest. The state department is
+downright mortified over this. All military personell the world over are 
+on hyper-alert. It could go to DEFCON 3.6 any moment, according to Thatcher,
+"Or, Queen forbid, DEFCON 95, 97 or 98 or DEFCON NT."
+   "They should do football, oh that Papal grandson pisses me off. All we'd
+fear there is broken necks. People get KILLED in those English soccer
+stadiums. Everyone from the fullback to the hot-dog vendors. Thatcher should
+know, she's related to everyone in rows 3, 5, 7, 9 and 11 all the way 
+around.
+   The state department is worried that should a ground war begin before a
+proper airstrike could be implemented, 15,000 relatives of George Bush
+could be lost and it might take the Republican Guard 6 months to die off.
+   "That's OK though," Maggie was over-heard via telephone with former 
+president Ronald Regan (sic), "We could always WIN-NUKE them with a PenPal
+greeting or a Goodtimes virus."
+
+
+
+I end issue 95 of activist times, inc. with a poem. It's journal poem #23
+and I dedicate it to Harrison & Dorothy, son and mother.
+JOURNAL POEM 23 by Marco Capelli
+ 
+        Pomegranite.
+
+Does anger have taste?
+Car's down 'til roads clear.
+December the freezin' season.
+2-8 a.m. only good times to drive;
+Least bit of thaw slides you 
+        Off-road.
+Big Mountain, thrown off a horse;
+Hauling water & hay for the elders.
+Fixing hay shack, chopping wood.
+VW microbus' 1st gear freezes stuck.
+'Til 10am or so. (so cold & dry.)
+Jan. 7, 1992. 9am. Lamb born to
+The sheep who looks like Don King.
+Denny makes coffee for wider eyes;
+And 85th monkey follows the wind
+Pondering the 4 directions. Red, 
+White, yellow and black; Nevada,
+Mexico City, Washington, or Spain.
+James buys Edensoy in Winslow's 
+Art Colony Fish Hatchery Homeless
+Veterans Shelter. Vanilla's good;
+Original's not. Run cooperatively
+Sells bikes and skateboards too.
+Customary cleaning woodstove each
+Sunrise. Ash is for the outhouses
+Always keep hot water on in case
+Company comes. And the door key 
+Hangs from lower branch of a tree. 
+What's yellow, black and white?
+        Uranium.
+Headache and much noise. "Don't herd
+The sheep near the uranium wash," 
+Auntie says, "makes them act wild."
+Well, you would too if you had those
+        Headaches.
+Told my guardian angels are spiders,
+Whales, porcupines, buffalo, crows,
+Badgers, turtles, bats & dolphins.
+Roasted pinons; like chestnuts the
+Size of roasted coffee beans.
+"Nova" means food in Hopi.
+"O" is yes in Navajo. "Ba" is bread.
+        Go figure.
+So what's red, white, yellow and black?
+        Pomegranite in a wash full of
+Uranium.
+       
+       - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 
+
+Phor a phree subscription to Activist Times, Inc.
+send:
+SUBSCRIBE ATI 
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+ 
+Back issues can be had for the asking at:
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+ 
+As always, send all contra-dances, contrabassoons, corresponding train-
+spottings and assorted other ramblings to:
+ati@etext.org
+ 
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+Hotbot, Yahoo. This is a quick way of advertising a URL. Hotbot, hotbot,
+Yahoo, and hotbot. Lycos won't work as well but webcrawler will. Hotbot,
+hotbot, yahoo. Yahoo. This is better than keywords: yahoo. hotbot. 
+Webcrawler, lycos, webcrawler, yahoo!!!
+A wonder anyone pays to submit. Just repeat after me in a textfile:
+Hotbot, hotbot. Yahoo. Yahoo, Yahoo, YAHOO.COM, HOTBOT.COM. Have a Yahoo,
+Hotbot day.
+
+Hello and welcome to ATI issue 96. The best one I've ever written!
+It's sunday 830pm. I'll begin with a submission. Our first in 3 weeks.
+(hint hint hint...)
+
+09/08 the y2k problem will affect 00info.txt files etc., mucking up the
+directory listing.
+
+09/11  a group of businessmen gather around a mock-up of a future town,
+their building plans 30 years into the future: "we aim to pillage the 
+land with this development and ruin our town for our children."
+
+09/16 potnotes:
+ 
+/Ascii display\ 
+\may look stra/
+/nge...       \
+\  :)         /   
+                           |
+         ------------------|-----------------
+        |                  |                 |
+        |                  |                 |
+  all   |                  |                 |
+humans: |                  |                 |
+        |                  |                 |
+        |                  |                 |
+        |                  |                 |
+         ------------------|-----------------
+         time              |
+                            
+                            <-- the arm of culture:
+                            goes through society
+                            all humans have power to change with it--
+
+Not just TV movies media as they want you to think--
+But control of the arm is open to everybody.
+
+Like the world of "rice pudding -- no pizza" (1900) we're going to a 
+world of "no rice pudding -- pizza" (2000).
+
+This demonstrates the arm of culture & its constant change.
+ 
+email stutz@dsl.org Copyright (c) 1997 Michael Stutz: this information
+is <http://dsl.org/m> free and may be reproduced under GNU GPL, and as 
+long as this sentence remains; it comes with absolutely NO WARRANTY; for
+details see <http://dsl.org/copyleft>
+ 
+This Michael Stutz article typed in by hand by the Prime Anarchist due to
+PAP's insisting upon using beat up old antique and thereby incompatible
+machines such as IBM PC Convertible 8088 laptops, NEC PowerMate 1 Plus 286
+desktops, MAC SE 68000 whatchamacallits, and etc. (yes! mac&fax) 
+over 40 billion rainforests served.
+Prime Anarchist says,
+   Phuch recycling. REUSE IT OR DIE!!!
+    
+OK that said, it's TTYme for my column and then on to running numbers and
+dates. HMMM. OK. NUMBERS DATES AND WALNUTS. NUMBERS DATES AND WALNUTS.
+We're Beatrice. Brought to you by H&R Bloch, Tandycorpse, and Michigan Bank.
+Princess Diana is dead, get over it. Brooke Shields should have been 
+driving that car. She said it herself. Shut up Brooke. You would've choked
+on your american cheese, whitebread and mayonaise sandwich the minute those
+motorcycles started chasing you. You wouldn't've hit that telephone pole
+you would've swerved to miss that doubledecker bus full of schoolchildren
+and dumped it in the THAMES with all of you dying; you wrinkled old ex-
+lolita brat. Shut up!
+   I'm so sick of television. Will someone please take out their webtv and
+shut the flogging thing down?
+   Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeze?
+   This is not a joke: How many websurfers does it take to sign a guestbook?
+ans: The current statistic is 1 in 50.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Dear HumanLifeForm CarbonBased,
+   This is a hand-generated computer-sent email-message to let you know
+that the URL you requested
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
+has been updated.
+   If you did not request this update or wish to not receive any further
+advances,
+   simply write UNSUBSCRIBE on a cocktail napkin and hand it to 
+someone tonite.
+-THE MANAGEMENT-
+ 
+Beginning fiscal 98 all vegetarians will be able to continue calling their
+cost of living adjustment (ie: 4% payraise) a "cola." So drink up.
+All meat eaters must begin calling it a cost of living INCREASE.
+   "Coli."
+   Eat up...
+
+What do 3,47, 567, 6897, 7892, 432675, and 23 have in common?
+   Silly... They're all numbers.
+
+   NUMBERS, NUMBERS. yEAH, NUMBERS. gET IT? yOU DONT??? tHEYR'E NUMBERS.
+HOW DIFFICULT CAN IT BE???
+ 
+This #'s run brought to you by pap, prime anarchist productions has nothing
+to do with the AMA, Prime Computer systems, inc, or ATI modems. IN fact
+they each owe the prime anarchist seven dollars for use of his name 
+without prior notice.
+
+send all url sightings to ati@etext.org
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
+http://members.tripod.com/~fasters
+http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Alley/5012
+http://www.netvideo.com/nobody
+http://www.queenbee.net/members/pieman
+http://www.kmf.org/williams
+http://www.infected.com
+http://www.angelfire.com/oh/jagsplace/hopi.html
+(if any of these url's die would you please right click and fix them??
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+http://cyberstreet.com/users/rellik/diebarney.htm
+http://www.-esl.tamu.edu/~marc/faces2.html
+http://www1.shore.net/~drolma
+http://www.churchward.com/mt/why.html
+http://www.cdsar.af.mil/apj/stein.html
+http://www.klinck.com
+http://www.glrc.org/archive/1997/june97/june30_n3.html
+
+calendularium -- your window of hopportunity
+  -  -     - - - -    - - -     - -   - -   - - 
+
+(a short 'un this week.)
+
+10/16  Times Square - 45th & Broadway. 4:30 pm thurs. Be there or suck
+       air.  http://artcon.rutgers.edu/papertiger/nyfma for more info
+       or call 212-969-TOFM
+
+10/25  the 25th anniversary of pentagon's levitation will begin with many
+       ceremonies. 
+
+11/29  abbie hoffman's birthday.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+lett'rs 2 th'd'ter...
+   
+YOU ARE SCUM.
+s/
+homeworks@sprynet.com
+165.121.2.96
+199.174.143.118
+
+          ===========================
+
+I have cancelled 39 or your usenet posts (sample appended below)
+because it is a "make money fast" chain letter. Such posts are considered
+to be 'cancel-on-sight' for two reasons:
+1. blase, blase, blase...
+2. blase, blase...
+J. Porter Clark, d/b/a
+The Unknown News Administrator.
+
+          ===========================
+Marco,
+I swear to God,
+You're tapped
+<grin>
+this was so phucking phunny
+I wet myself!
+   -anon_
+            
+            ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
+
+I have cancelled 27 of your messages... (sample appended) yadda, yadda,
+blase, blase...
+   (-editors note: expect more. there's still 240 or so out there according
+   to dejanews.com)
+
+          )()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()(
+
+Prime Anarchist, I bet you don't even have the balls to print this.
+You fucking suck. fuck my little sister, you sack of shit. fuck my penis.
+eat shit while fucking your mother's father.
+   (note: you should've signed this. Maybe I would've decided to print it
+   30 seconds quicker. Here's to you being wrong... (I WILL say that was
+   the STUPIDEST, most ILLITERATIST, silliest dorkiest, dweeby and downright
+   DUMBEST letter to the editor I've EVER received in my LIFE. If this
+   were a respekible newzpape, I would've made many copies of your letter 
+   so that I could get off on hitting my delete button a gazillion times!!!)
+
+I end this yutzfest with JOURNAL POEM #24 by Marc Frucht
+Send all rants to 
+ati@etext.org
+or sign the ATI guestbook at
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
+ 
+to subscribe to ATI, your gladrag of just ice:
+send
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
+to 
+listserv@brazerko.com
+ 
+Unsubscribing is easy. I'll let you figure it out.
+
+JOURNAL POEM 24
+Cappuccino.
+Monkey and Bull make meal of
+Pomegranite, potatoes, pineapple & peppers.
+LL Zamenhof worked Pepsi's graveyard
+Shift til the day he died. Poetic.
+Death not for lack of irony.
+For growing calamity, asks Esperanza,
+Does one need fertilizer?
+Removes tongue from cheek.
+1477. Chris visits Iceland inquiring
+As a wannabe Portugese picking up
+Waterfront gossip of "the NewFound Lands."
+Looks like Lawnmower Man on valium.
+Vacation - Grape Cod. Dwelling on payola,
+Punkrock, and plasma in Adobe Abode.
+Hystorically, a bladder bag full of bull.
+Mother Earth, you are beaux, bela, belle,
+Beautiful - Where's Dr. Esperanto
+When you NEED him??
+
+Peabody Coal purchases Cavenham 
+Forest for a copper penny.
+Mrs. Farthing leaves a pie on her porch for
+The plutonium miners. Make mine a strip so
+Rare IT'S STILL IN THE GROUND.
+Spineless as a Portugese Man O'War, now if
+That ain't the scumm calling the scummsucker scummy.
+Sage tea makes sore throat to merely a wet
+Groggy flemmy thing; yet Dire Wolf offers
+12-page thesis on Yak semen.
+Can God hear you in a Hindu Ashram?
+"Yes," yells Yayo. She's 12 and SMARTER than you.
+Fiesta. Laguna March 19, 1992
+They say you'll be led by children.
+
+Haiku: Zuni Moisture Dance
+ Mudhead Kachinas - Laura,
+   Yayo, HasKey Tso.
+
+Sweatlodge. Madrid, NM
+2 FAS children flying a kite.
+Filthy fake fony false hair follicles
+Now fact thanks to Rogaine.
+Or was that Reagan??
+Nancy's war-on-drugs:
+Rhymes with moron thugs.
+ 
+Open Mike is playing at the Chez What Cafe. 
+Who IS this Open Mike?
+Just some honest Joe?
+Stench fries and fillet of potatoes at
+The Full Spoon Cafe.
+
+And Bo Diddley's cook wears wine-red 
+Dingos pouring sherry in Mrs. Farthing's Chowder.
+Pampa, TX. Letting go of Police Brutality -
+Release, relax, relief.
+2:30 a.m. Katy reads poetry for tips at the 
+Omaha Greyhound.
+Makes 2-bucks on "Bernalilo Blues."
+Mytho-philosophical street poems.
+How do they make coffee in Nowata?
+Strong - same as Coffeeville.
+Trivia question: who's face on $5
+Foodstamp??
+
+      Thomas Jefferson or Johnny Cash?
+
+Movado watch with moon minute hand,
+I straddle the corner of Florence
+& Normandy contemplating cops.
+A house full of cat-tails never falls;
+
+And Medina pours Mecca a 20 oz. cup of
+Mocha java.
+
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+hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, yahoo, hotbot, hotbot, yahoo, 
+yahoo, yahoo, hotbot hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, yahoo, 
+hotbot, hotbot, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, hotbot
+hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, yahoo, hotbot, hotbot, yahoo, 
+yahoo, yahoo, hotbot hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, hotbot, yahoo, 
+hotbot, hotbot, yahoo, yahoo, yahoo, hotbot
+                       (works best at the beginning by the way.)
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+Hotbot, hotbot, yahoo.com, yahoo. hotbot, excite, lycos, hotbot, yahoo.
+
+Hola, and welcome to ATI97, October 11, 1997. ATI is now reaching Portugal
+each week thanks to Barata Eletrica magazine. 
+Rather than an editorial this week:
+I'm going to start with a poem editorializes
+for the-self. I'll be reprinting it in about 3 weeks in an effort to be 
+"linear" (you probably figured that out already) but I felt this poem will
+be mondo-most apropos today. Aqui. Ahora. Ese. Here you go, me voy. (then
+we'll have Anarchist World News and a few submissions. Then we'll end with
+your regularly scheduled journal-pome. You can call this one a shorty. Be
+glad it's not a fatty.
+Sincerely yours,
+Prime Anarchist, h.a.c.
+ - - - - - -                ATI. No Link Left Un-Exp-Lored.  - - - - -
+
+JP #27. by marco
+
+1992 In The Year Of Our
+Kristoffer K. Kolumbus.
+Dupont Circle, Washington DC.
+Buying, selling, trading guitar licks.
+Nutty Buddy bar, banana and
+Milk is a late night snack.
+Passed out in a whirlpool.
+Driving into suburbia in a Subaru.
+Billy Crystal gets a laugh and a
+Cry at the same time, Clown-genius he;
+Like sea salt. So delightful.
+Washington DC. District of Chinatown.
+Hard Rock Cafe has no herbal teas.
+Camcorders are rude; here - lemme suck
+The whole world into my own eyeball.
+Alcohol-free vegan restaurant, activist
+Leaning - called the "Sober Black Indian,"
+Buddhist nun makes salted plum tea; best
+PLUMbing cleaner in the hole wide world.
+& Navajo tea with a spoon of honey.
+Sal de mer, that sea salt. Mui delicioso.
+D.C. Capitol steps District of Collusion.
+Meeting Dan Quayle's page, petting his
+K-9 Unit MP dog. Tasked everywhere he goes.
+His buddy - so no one beats him up.
+Wild - wilding. District of Complicity.
+1992 In The Year Of Our Knights of Kolumbus.
+Rowhouse First and Florida; First & P. Wash. DC.
+Tell me the difference between 
+Hot-tub, whirlpool and jacuzzi.
+Chopping wood for sweatlodge.
+Waterman, doorman, drum man, medicine.
+Toxins clean: better meds than laughter.
+National Cathedral, Washington DC. 
+Cosmic Conversations: Garden of Sweetgrass.
+A poem about people who wear purple;
+The Paternal order of Poorly Planned
+Pious E-Piscopal Presentations.
+Well, this IS Turtle Island's ass end.
+Yeah, right front foot - walla walla, WA
+Left front paw - sunny southern cali-farm-ya
+Right rear?? Kenny BushPort, Maine.
+Left rear foot divides Miami? Cuba?
+& Turtle takes another big tinkle on 
+District of Kolumbus.
+
+    *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ***
+
+PAWN
+(prime anarchist world newz)
+WASH - MILLION DOG MARCH GOES UNNOTICED
+Disagreement Over How Many Dogs Dug in During Demonstrations.
+   It was Sunday, October 5, at 9pm in the Washington Mall. The Red Cross
+said 1.2 million dogs had gathered to bay for hours at the halfmoon and 
+renew their commitment to their masters and their families.
+   But Mall Security gave their usual official count of between 300K and 
+750,000 dogs.
+   "A couple million for sure," said official Million Dog March leader
+Ralph G. Rover, "but who's counting?"
+   "Here we are 1.2 million strong," said spokesdog Muhommat Lasi, "and
+no one can stop us." He went on to say they were going to pee on every 
+firehydrant, statue, and slow moving pedestrian they could find.
+   Rin Tin Tin sang the national anthem, Benji said the interdognominational
+prayer while Felix the Cat, Miss Piggy and Jerry Seinfeld were all ordained 
+with the new title "honorary-man's-best-friend."
+   The interactive sound system, parking and waste removal services were
+provided by Bill Gates, Inc.
+   All dogs were instructed to bring their own fannypacks full of vegetarian
+organic gourmet kibbles-n-bits so their urine could be extra yellow for the
+event.
+   Rover and McGruff the Crime Dog are planning a lawsuit to force Mall 
+Security to admit that more than a million dogs had come for the events.
+Capacity to the mall is well over 2 million dogs (1 million in peoplefeet)
+and Mall Security is on the record saying it was almost completely full
+but they refuse to say there were more than 750,000 in anything but an
+"off the record" release.
+   "That's a lot of tongue licking, butt sniffing, wood chip scratching dog
+turnout," said Mall Security spokesanimal Captain Cat Woman, "but I hold
+to my 'under-a-million' figure."
+   Woman went on to say how proud she was that dogs are going to make a
+renewed commitment to supporting their families.
+   "Hope it happens," said Woman. "Hope it happens."
+            -30-
+
+   ()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()()
+
+         <><><>  VONNEGUT CALLS DIANA UGLY   <><><>
+Stiltshire, ENGLAND - Curtis Utensil. Special to the PAWN. Photos by Abbie
+Kunstler.
+   Kurt Vonnegut, true to his irreverant style, said he won't mourn Princess
+Diana's death. 
+   This came as a shock to the whole family, according to the Queen who was
+astonished Vonnegut had the unmitigated gall, and "audacious balls of fire"
+to make his announcement during the open-casket ceremonies.
+   "I mean look at her," said Vonnegut into a loudspeaker looking down into
+the gold-veneered 7-foot long silver studded box.
+   "I mean she's so tall and lanky, got the honker from hell, and look. 
+Little bugs are eating at her and stuff. For a blond, that's one ugly chick."
+   Vonnegut mentioned that the Queen's comment offended him. "What does
+she expect me to wait until AFTER the ceremonies?? Let's wait a whole week,
+then. Then I'll talk. I know. 'Look, now there's mushrooms and maggots all
+over her, let's all mourn how much we miss her infested flea-bitten soul.'"
+   Vonnegut says he doesn't care who he may have offended. He called the
+entire Royal Family a "looney bunch of whining old crazies," while at the
+same time thanking them for inviting him.
+   "You've seen my works. I mince no words," he told the paparazzi after the
+funeral, while ramming his 1972 100cc BMW motor scooter into a camera
+tripod.
+   "What'd you expect me to say she was pretty? Nice? Selfless?? A people
+person?! Hell with her. Fuck all of you. She's dead. Get over it!!!"
+   Vonnegut's next novel, entitled "SCISSOR TONGUE" is due out next Friday
+in paperback. He claims to have started it a week ago.
+         -#-
+
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+
+
+a day in a life (one of many) of a pot-smoker    by sisyphus   previously
+                                      published in a recent hygienic fixx.
+   I woke this morning at 5:30. I rose at 8:15. No aches or pains, no 
+hangovers, nothing left over, just early morning bemusement. Pee'd, washed,
+drank fruit juice and started coffee heating. (Coffee IS addictive, I've 
+recently found out. I hadn't had to go without coffee in years. At least. I
+found myself getting downright cranky. Not to mention not shitting right. 
+Which, I suppose, would make ANYbody cranky.) Looked outside. Everything was
+still frozen. but the cold was moderating. The car was where I left it in
+the backyardparkinglot. There was squirrels in the trees, thinking on 
+heading for the ground. J.A.C.S. was still sleeping. I let him lie and waited 
+on the coffee. Put sugar and cream in the coffeecup. The squirrels got 
+bolder. The coffee steamed and the squirrels got bolder still. I poured the
+coffee, stirred it and opened the upstairs back door. JACS was there before
+I had the back hall light on, but as he'd just got up, he wasn't bounding
+up and down the stairs at his usual wont. "Well, this works just fine," I 
+thought. I opened the door at the bottom of the stairs and he was off like
+a shot. So were the squirrels. JACS sailed over the fence at the back of
+the parking lot and sailed back. Then down along the fence and up the other
+side. Over again at least once and then HE went and pee'd. I figured my 
+coffee had cooled enough so I whistled him in and went and drank it. I 
+suppose I should say my head was full of thoughts on the coming day, or that 
+I got some sort of moral from JACS's early morning jaunt, but I didn't. I 
+just went in and called my favorite BBS (Gemstone) to get my morning 
+TradeWars turns in. The line was busy. So I called the MindPort dial-up and 
+checked on my e-mail. 17. About half-and-half from the Ohmies echo and from 
+the Fantasy-L writers newsletter. And one message to me from Mark-O Frucht.
+  (ed. note: who the hell is that???) It wasn't about Steven Vincent Benet
+& James Merrill. Only commentary on his most recent cross-country hop 
+(Connecticut to Wisconsin) and that it'd cost him $800 to repair the car 
+enroute. (Well, Mark's more responsible than Cassady & Kerouac) I answered
+his letter, looked throught the alt.herbs, alt.native, and rec.backcountry 
+newsgroups and remembered that I had to move the car before 9. 
+(TO BE CONTINUED NEXT ISSUE...)
+
+****************************************
+*  FREE COPIES OF STEAL THIS BOOK.     *
+*                                      *
+* http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli *
+*                                      *
+* "look at the buddhist monk's head..."*
+****************************************
+
+The DUMPSTER.TXT file. By Aaron K. Trashing Engineer Extroardinaire.
+If you're travelling along the northern Ohio turnpike and you get the aching
+hungry feeling in your stomach, but you don't want to give your hard earned
+cash to the evil mega multi-national fast food industry (because you'd feel
+guilty once you got to the environmental conference in PA) then I've got a
+tip for you! As I can tell, every single service stop is identically 
+designed, so after a couple stops you should have this down pat. 
+While the rest of your crew is checking out the bathrooms, slip out the back
+of the service stop, going past the water fountain (there's only one water
+fountain at the service stops, so you'll know it when you see it.) and out
+around back. While scanning around for people especially workers, take a 
+left, and continue acting non-chalant. Within moments, you'll arrive at a
+dumpster, which upon careful examination should reveal a heaping quantity
+of almost fresh donuts. Generally there is only one person who can even see
+you, and that's whomever is working in the gas booth out at the back of the
+service stop. Generally I think they are facing the other way. So even the
+self conscious dumpster diver, can feel safe and secure about diving in
+plain daylight in the middle of a major turnpike. To summarize. I think 
+every service stop has a Dunkin Donuts. DD is well known for tossing out all
+the donuts they have on their rack and replacing them several times a day.
+(ed note: that's Michael Vele's job)
+And they put them in a dumpster. For maximum effect, make some prior mention
+of dumpster diving just as you pull into the service stop, and then when 
+you rejoin your friends, walktowards them non-chalantly holding a donut in
+one hand whistling.    Aaron.
+
+POLL II (in 2-d)
+What's your favorite town to dumpster dive in?
+Send all votes to      ati@etext.org
+I'll publish results in the next 3 ATI's. 
+Prime Anarchist's personal fave town to trash is Taos, NM.
+Especially nearest the Main Street Bakery. Mmmmm. I can smell the organic
+crackedwheat breads now.
+ 
+OK we end with another poem from Warrior Poets Society.
+WPS east is located at:
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/WARR.html
+Why do we end with a poem?
+Cause after all is said and done, myth's all ya got.
+
+JOURNAL POEM 25 by 23-no-government (a k a  prime anarchist)
+
+Pour you a cup of columbian in
+Coffeeville, Kansas; thinking,
+Now here's a town more worthy
+Of that "Beantown" nickname.
+
+Them badlands'll take your
+Feet if you'll let 'em.
+They call'm "El Morro."
+He's taken dogs, horses,
+Tiretreads & wagonwheels.
+So, watch your feet.   
+
+Methodist pastor folds his feet
+Under his legs, smoking the pipe
+With the circle -- not preaching.
+With the people -- purely
+Prayerful purely fellowship.
+Powerful pipe that Chanupa.
+
+After smoking is almost always eating.
+Over frybread and milkweed greens,
+Zuni children teach me every swear 
+They know from their own language.
+
+"OUR MISSION - YOUR FUTURE," warns
+Fort Leavenworth's front sign.
+Barely legible 'neath all those
+Wirebarbs. Hmmm, I think. Telling...
+
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+So get out there and like they say in NIKEland,
+"Just do it."
+
+
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+
+AAA                                            oct. 19, 1997 in the year of our
+ A    A                                             basketball season...
+AAA
+
+       T
+TTTT
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+
+I       I
+IIIIIII
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+W
+  e
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+        o
+          m
+              e
+                    2
+                                ATI98. Activist Times, Informational. 
+Your parabolic metaphor for life.
+
+A newspaper.
+An e-newspaper.
+A news e-paper.
+The zine with a pulse, ATI is a prime anarchist production in conjunctivitis with Ground
+ Zero communiques. Contributing chiders, hooters and hollarers were Owen Marques,
+Buster Balsac, Phineas T. III, D00d 26, Anne Arkey and the disk wizzyard.
+We're a loose-knit group of cyber-writers.
+Or was that a loosely written group of cyber knit-wits?
+Or loosely, we're a cyber-group of witty writers.
+Yeah, that's the ticket. Loosely, that's what we are. Well, be glad we're not a bunch of
+dim-witted knitting  cyber-groupies who write about being loose.
+ 
+OK, a quick palindrome reprint and then on with the numbers run. Then our usual
+news doodads, or whatever.
+ 
+Ma, Jesus. Use jam.
+
+This issue written on a Macintosh SE using Microsoft Word 5.1 and a version of Excel
+that none of us know the number of because we still haven't sent in our registration yet. Wish us luck. You may not even see this issue. The last time we tried to stray from 
+the Prime computers and try something exotic, wild, fun or goodlooking 
+was issue 9...and see where that got you! Huh?
+
+http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~panicbuy/HaTeMaiL/altjournalism.html
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli
+
+I get my energy from the ocean,
+I don' care how you pollute it;
+Sand itself's my hourglass,
+No matter h'much you dilute it!
+
+
+
+ATI 98 - The Last Windows Based Activism
+                     Application You'll Ever Need.
+                         (We Promise   ;)
+
+
+	/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
+	\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
+
+
+ATI CORRECTIVISM OF THE WEEK:
+               The 97 edition of ATI listed Warrior Poets Society East as
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/WARR.html
+the correct URL is:
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/warr.html
+Change your bookmarks if you screwed that up too. We're sorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry.
+
+
+
+
+               . Flash!!! ATI will no longer come out weekly; but you'll .
+               .   hardly notice a difference. We'll be publishing              .
+               .          every new, half and full moon.                               .
+               .       So you'll see four live nude issues upon your           .
+               .          doorstep every month.                                           .
+                  .                            Or at least every moon.                  .
+              
+                        .                                                                    .
+                                this has been an announcement of 
+            
+                                         .       the chalice of     .
+                          
+                                                       info
+                      
+                                                         f
+                                                         o
+                                                         u
+                                                         n
+                                                         d
+                                                  a  t  i  o  n 
+
+
+And now we continue with Sisyphus continuing saga 
+about continuing in cyberspace. 
+"A Day In a Life (One of Many) Of a Pot-Smoker"
+Sigenos...  (CON'T From Last Issue.) (due to word-
+processor incompatibilities, this saga was faithfully 
+hand-typed by Candi Grrl.
+     Shut the computer down, got dressed and went outside (again.)
+The cold WAS moderating. The car started on the THIRD try!
+(Minor miracle.) Went to the local vending box for a paper. None there.
+Went upstairs and finished off the coffee. Went back out & me and the
+dog got in the car. Picked up a paper at a corner vendor and headed for
+the Lyman-Allyn museum. When we got there, I opened the passengers
+door, (off like a shot again) closed it and sat in the sun with the motor 
+running, warming up and reading the newspaper. Called the dog back
+after about 15 minutes and went back home, carefully parking in the
+Greek Church parking lot a half-block away to avoid getting a ticket.
+Went in the back way, rapped on the roommate's door to get him to move
+HIS car and made another cup of coffee. Read the paper. The other
+roommate got up and we started scheduling our day. (we had to move
+some items from his old apartment to this one.) Ate a tuna sandwich.
+Got high. Then my short-term memory went to hell. To hell with 
+Kerouac anyway. As you can see so far the day was utterly normal and
+banal. Hey waddaya want? Besides, do you really WANT me describing
+chopping onions and peppers, garlic, eggs, doling out mayo, mustard,
+measuring vinegar, opening tuna cans, etc. and going on about it for the
+next page and a half? Hell the operation took two hours. But now I got 
+midday sammitches for a week. Played Bob Dylan's new CD. Dutch
+got it for Christmas. He left a copy here. I like the music and the selections.
+"Series of Dreams", I gotta get the lyrics to. After 10 am the telephone calls
+started. First Ken Stroebel from the Bulletin. I forget what  it was, but we
+fixed it. He got his picture/poster/graphic. We chatted about Live Nude Art. 
+I hung up the phone and went after another cuppa coffee. Then I said, I'll
+call first and called Kathy Cohen from the Westerly Sun. She was all set, 
+had everything she needed. Of course, Scott Timberg was next. but I was 
+able to logon to BBS and play a bunch of TradeWars turns first. Made 600M.
+Every three days now. Scott was collecting quotes for his article and 
+wanted to update the Hygienic Schedule. It was hard making perfect sense,
+keeping track of exactly who'd said what the night before at the last 
+organizing committee (group?) meeting at the DutchTavern. I'd heard
+Vinnie say for the last couple of days that there was a group of dancers from
+Connecticut College that wantedto do a show at the show. I mean what 
+else is a Show for? And Billy had said something of the same sort. So it
+seemed that there indeed was something up. They'd told me about 
+Albert Kausch's poetry reading at the Keep, but I'd forgotten the time
+it was to start. OK, so Scott and I talk 15-minutes and I know there's
+things I gotta find out. I can call him back. I call Vinnie and leave a 
+message on the machine. "Everything's not set in stone yet. What's
+this about dancers? I need info ASAP!! It's 12:21. PLEASE call back
+soonest." Call Bingham. He's not making any sense. Putting his two-
+year-old up for a nap. Neither of them make sense at that time. (Maybe it's
+ME and THEY'RE making the sense.
+	No. I don't take naps in the afternoon.
+(CONTINUED NEXT TIME. (Tune in next week when, Sisyphus drinks kool-aid,
+gives a book review, and zonks on pot.))
+
+
+A Joke 4 U.
+by Charles C. Chaplin XX. (The "C" is short for Catharsis)
+
+Princess Diana attended the Knighting of a poor country bumpkin man just one year ago 
+today. 
+     (by the way, you can retell this joke any way you want - you have my
+permission)
+    He was raised on a farm, raised kids of his own on a farm, and despite the fact
+that he's now Lord Sir High and Mighty poor country bumpkin man the 3rd, esq.; 
+he's very quick to say he'll remain on a farm until the day he dies.
+    "It's just the place for me," said bumpkin, "listen, don't you see?"
+The worthyhood of bumpkin's knighting came to the Queen's attention when 
+United States' Guinnes Book of Stout World Records published a report that
+bumpkin had broken the world's record in rhyming when it was deduced that 
+since a repeat skeeting-while-skiing accident had him lopping off a piece of 
+his ear on a tree at age three, he'd used precisely 432,964 and a half rhymes.
+bumpkin insists it was more than that but no matter, he'd already been well
+past breaking the record at age 20. He's now 53, and it's been thirty years
+since he'd been to court asking permission to change his name officially
+from thor desultory pumpkin to poor country bumpkin.
+     "Now I've gotta do it again," sighed bumpkin about the knighting bringing
+him back into court to formally adopt the new names "sir" and "lord" which is 
+required of all no-longer-errants since the turn of the 13th century, "but I'll try 
+to remain Zen." 
+      The Queen's great-grand-neice will now be marrying bumpkin against
+her mother's wishes for she's 39 years his junior.
+      "He saved my life," said the beautiful lass of a similar ear-accident  she'd
+had just last month, "I shall please to be his wife." 
+The London Evening Sub-Standard quoted her on the front page this morning
+referring to him as her Knight and Rhyming Farmer.
+     Guffaws, groans and gargantuan ticklish giggles are allowed now.   
+
+          -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=        
+
+How Timeless, a guest editorial by Anne Arkey from Headwaters, Florida.
+     "I don't need no million men marching to get me MY job," says Archie
+Bunker to his "meat-head" son in law on a recent re-run of a 20 year old
+All In The Family episode. 
+     "Yeah," says Edith, his wife. "His Uncle got him it.
+     I believe that stands on its own, prime anarchist, so there you have it.
+My gest-edd.
+     -aa-
+
+              () () () () () () () () () () () () () () ()
+                       additional ascii art-clips
+                          at the suggestion of 
+                                 Sisyphus
+              () () () () () () () () () () () () () () ()
+
+ATI. Not just for modems anymore.
+
+
+-------------------------PAWN------------------------------------
+PRIME Anarchist World News - Madagaszcar, IRELAND
+ATI Offers MCI $70 B. 
+	MCI turned down electronic news giant ATI and
+chose GTE/Sprint/Telenet/NASA as their friendly 
+neighborhood downsizer. 
+	"I mean they only offered Magowan Communism
+Incorporated 30 Billion," said Prime Anarchist, CEO
+of ATI, Activist Times, Incorporated sniffing snot all up
+and down his shirt sleeve, choking back tears the size of
+grapefruits.
+	"I mean c'mon. Just because they offered cash.
+Hey, my stock's good." Anarchist is at the time accused
+of overinflating sharestock values 3/1 in an effort to 
+appear bigger than Apple, Microsoft and Sun combined
+at all local state and federal Wall Streets.
+
+--------------------------PAWN---------------------------------
+
+There were no letters to the editor this week, unless you 
+count the guessed editorial. 
+
+
+
+              <><><><><><><><><>
+                    calendular
+               <><><><><><><><><>
+
+Fast for sanity
+October 24 thru 26
+29 october national end corporate dominance day
+30 oct. 1938 famous war of the worlds broadcast
+31 all hallows eve. And a new moon at that.
+5 November. 1991. Illegal logging causes floods
+killing 7,000 humans in the Phillipines.
+7 nov. halfmoon. some call it the Heyoka.
+I'll be different and call it the hokahey.
+9 nov. 1965. NYC goes dark. famous blackout.
+14 nov. full moon.
+21 nov. another halfmoon for you.
+24 nov. 1968. WITCH. (Womens Int'l Terrorist
+Conspiracy from Hell) storms NY Stock Exchange
+dressed as witches.
+Lets call that the BigApple BrewParty.
+
+
+
+
+
+As per usual, we end with a poem, because Myth is All.
+
+JOURNAL POEM 26 from the book, "I Slurp My Coffee" by
+            Marco Capelli
+
+Rosebud in July.
+Singing for the medicine man.
+Said it made his heart smile.
+Helped him think of other things.
+All the doctors know about is
+Transfusions and sharp stuff.
+Oh, and pharmaceutical 
+Petroleum product pills too.
+Omaha medicine man plays my
+Guitar and makes it sing.
+Had a guitar, but gave it away
+Said to a young guy who needed 
+It more: he's just beginning.
+Nice sitting back hearing my 
+Guitar playing someone else.
+
+Black bean burrito at Red Herring
+Coffeehouse Champaign, Illinois.
+Black squirrel sits in front of
+Old Mother Hubbard's Cupboard
+And Liquor Cabinet; eating her
+Out of house and home.
+A black and white dog
+Pee-ing on your car-tire
+Is a Creator sent clown.
+Just say "Thank you."
+
+Black and yellow banana with
+Cuba sticker on Santee rez.
+Winnebego PowWow. 15 year old
+AT Red Cross booth oggles Smiles-
+A-Lot from "Dances With Wolves."
+I talk him into autographing her 
+One dollar bill. Visiting her,
+Almost causes her a coronary.
+Bet he breaks a lot of hearts:
+Old Nathan, especially with his
+Big Lakota smile.
+Sing to a red-winged black bird-
+He'll follow from Dakota to Ohio.
+
+Guthrie, IA - Much 
+Different from Guthrie, OK.
+(How?
+See for your self.)
+
+For a printed copy of all 33 poems and a forward by
+William Kunstler, send a
+$3 money order to:
+Bonnie Whitesinger
+Box 733
+Hotevilla, AZ. 86030
+
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+
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+(this issue dedicated to ZoeB)
+
+THREE                                 .                                        THREE            99
+qrn                               .                .                                digruntled
+ooIcu812                   .                    .                     states of amerikkka
+
+       (                          .     bill           .                         THREE
+         )                          .                 .                       ooIcu812
+      bogus 4all                       .                                  u ben hadd, chief   
+         debts                                                                 apologist
+THREE                                                                       THREE
+
+
+
+99
+
+
+AAA                                            oct. 27, 1997 in the year of our
+ A    A                                          expansion team world series...
+AAA
+
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+I       I
+IIIIIII                                                          99
+I       I
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+              e
+                    IV.
+                                ATI99. Activist Times, Inclusive. Your parametric poems in a
+petri dish. Metaphor for life, or just plain putrid???
+
+This issue written on a Macintosh SE using Microsoft Word 5.1 and a version of Excel
+that none of us know the number of because we still haven't sent in our registration yet. Wish us luck. 
+      If you receive this fine it was uploaded using a USRobotics 14.4 Mac&Fax.
+If you don't:
+      It was STILL uploaded using said, just the same.
+
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+/pap/ #'s run, a prime anarchist production since 1990!
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+http://www.nwf.org
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+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli
+http://www.speakeasy.org/citizen
+http://www.tao.ca/earth/damn
+http://artcon.rutgers.edu/papertiger/nyfma
+(did you know there are 3,131 counties in the united states?)
+
+
+I get my cola from the kettle,
+I don' care how you dilute it;
+Roots go with the ginger n lemon,
+Drink up : Seed and stemmen...
+
+
+ATI 99 - The Last Windows Based Activist
+                    Tool You'll Ever Need...
+                         (besides u'r trusty bike-lock!   ;)
+
+
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+
+
+
+And now we continue with Sisyphus continuing saga 
+about continuing in cyberspace. 
+"A Day In a Life (One of Many) Of a Pot-Smoker"
+(CON'T From Last Issue.) 
+Call Stidfole. No answer. Call the other  number leave a futile message asking if I can
+exhibit a bomb at the Hygienic. (OK so the pot got the best of me.) Can't think of
+anyone else to call. Call information and get the number for the Keep. There's gotta
+be a way to recoup these little bills I incur on the part of the Hygienic. That cost 75  cents.
+Call The Keep. L e a v e  a    m e s s a g e   o n  t h e   a n s w e r i n g   m a c h i n e .
+Gahhhhhh!!! No. NOT another cup of coffee. I'm coffee'd out now. 
+    Look I gotta lotta calls out and I should really leave the line free for incoming calls.
+I go get a drink of Kool-Aid. Fruit juice and sugar water, but it's soothing. While in the
+kitchen I look outside. A miracle! I can see through the window. It's warm enough
+outside to evaporate water! How nice on a late January day. I feel instant guilt that I'm 
+not outside in it with the dog. The lawyer's cars half fill the backyard parking lot and
+there are no squirrels, no dogs or cats or raccoons, moose, elephants, nor any other
+critters around. (See? Works good, dont it? )  no people either. The sunlight is
+rather harsh due to a high haze in the sky. There are a few fleecy cumulus around,
+about scattered I'd say. The colors are all brown and gray, with a thin film of salt
+washing even these colors almost into a black-and-white world. It's winter, that's
+for sure. I pick up my book (Haggard's "King Solomon's Mines") and head 
+back into the bed/computer/telephone room. There's no one I can call now. Time's
+passing. I know Scott's typing away, but there's nothing I can do at this point.
+Well, I'll read about Alan Quartermain as Macumazahn and Bougwhan (Good)
+killing Scragga to stop him from massacree-ing some beautiful maiden in some
+sort of put-up job by Twala the King and Gagool the evil witch-crone who'd 
+lived forever. Haggard took 5 pages to describe the scene in the book but this
+will have to do for us because Vinnie called. Ah! The time for Albert's poetry
+reading is 7pm but Vinnie doesn't know if he's got dancers. He does know 
+that there's supposed to be someone else who'd like to do a dance piece, but he's
+rather vague about the fringes of that, too. At least I got one hard fact. Vinnie
+says he'll call Bill, then Scott. I tell him I'll call Scott in the meantime. We hang 
+up. I do so. I tell him the time for Abert's poetry reading and that he is to expect
+a call from Vinnie and/or Bill with any further information they might have.
+He's happy with that. I hang up and wait. Nothing happens so I go find
+the roommate and tell him it's time to move. He's lying across the kitchen table -
+spread quite like an omoeba absolutely zonked on pot. He sort of effervesces
+with amoeba-like colors of chartreuse, whit-orange and pink with narrow
+bands of blue forlining. It's pitiful. I scrape him into a glass jar, and 
+abjure JACS quite strenuously that he is to STAY! Dog cringes. I tuck the
+glass jar containing my roommate into a coat pocket and head out to the car.
+When I got outside, my roommate came to life again, the car started on the
+first try and it was almost spring for a mini-microsecond. But it's still winter
+so we threaded our way through traffic to his old apartment.
+
+          -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=        
+
+
+ATI. Not just for modems anymore.
+
+
+-------------------------PAWN------------------------------------
+PRIME Anarchist World News - HEAVEN, Gate.
+A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two
+weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord
+requesting the $100. When postal authorities received the letter addressed
+to the Lord, USA, rather than take up arms and lock themselves in local
+McDonaldses and Taco Bells, they decided to send it to President Clinton.
+The Prez was so impressed, touched, inspired, teari-eyed, and amused
+that he instructed Madeline Albright to send the little boy a $5 bill. He 
+thought this would appear to be a lot of money to the "kid."
+   The boy was delighted with the $5 and sat down to write a thank -
+you note to The Lord, which read:
+
+Dear The Lord,
+Thank you very much for sending me the money. However, I noticed
+that for some odd reason you had to send it through Washington, DC
+and as usual, those jerks deducted $95.
+Love,
+
+Tommy
+
+
+
+--------------------------PAWN---------------------------------
+Since it's impossible to mention everyone who has 
+contributed to this PAWN, Prime Anarchist World
+News Tonite, I'll keep my trap shut.
+
+
+
+
+              <><><><><><><><><><><><><>
+                    calendulariums make great pets
+               <><><><><><><><><><><><><>
+
+
+
+29 october national end corporate dominance day
+30 oct. 1938 famous war of the worlds broadcast
+31 all hallows eve. And a new moon at that.
+5 November. 1991. Illegal logging causes floods
+killing 7,000 humans in the Phillipines.
+7 nov. halfmoon. some call it the Heyoka.
+I'll be different and call it the hokahey.
+9 nov. 1965. NYC goes dark. famous blackout.
+14 nov. full moon.
+21 nov. another halfmoon for you.
+24 nov. 1968. WITCH. (Womens Int'l Terrorist
+Conspiracy from Hell) storms NY Stock Exchange
+dressed as witches.
+Lets call that the BigApple BrewParty.
+1 dec. anti-rent movement born when in 1839 thousands of 
+Wisconsin farmers get many others to join them refusing to
+pay land-rent and chase sheriff's posse out of town.
+2 dec. forget the alamo; remember Bhopal!!!
+31 dec. 1972. DDT banned in US. (sick joke from the prime anarchist:
+(brace yourself:
+       (4 days later, first bill drafts begin circulating around Capitol Hill asking 
+for GATT, NAFTA and Fast-Trac)))
+
+
+              (-) (-) (-) (-) (-) (-) (-) (-) (-) (-) (-) (-) 
+                       additional ascii art-clips
+                          at the suggestion of 
+                                 Sisyphus
+              (-) (-) (-) (-) (-) (-) (-) (-) (-) (-) (-) (-) 
+
+
+
+
+
+As per usuality, we end with a poem, because Myth is All You Can Eat.
+
+JOURNAL POEM 28 from the book, "I Slurp My Coffee" by
+            Marco Capelli
+
+Can something taste brown?
+Or does "Obla Di, Obla Da"
+Just mean life goes on?
+Some guitarist once told me
+"Silence is a part of music."
+
+
+Ate Mississippi Mud ice cream &
+Hot Cocoa awaiting sugar buzz.
+You mean a Boston creme pie
+Donut is NOT health food???
+Midnite trucker's special: Coffee,
+Pancakes, scrambled eggs, homefries,
+Price? All-U-Can-Eat, for just 3.99
+"Scallops aren't animals," asks
+The clueless waitress, "are they?"
+What's Guatema doing with ESSO
+Stations all over it?
+How many babies in strollers 
+Parked on front porches 2nite?
+Abandoned - left 2 chance.
+Saturday, November 7, 1992. 8pm.
+I counted one here -
+Fuel of the revolution. 
+
+
+
+Send all e-submissions to 
+ati@etext.org
+
+For a free subscription send:
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
+
+as the entire message to:
+listserv@brazerko.com
+
+Quickest place to find backissues of ATI right now is at
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
+
+If you wish to ring Prime Anarchist on his tellie
+(stay out of his chambers...)
+(860)887-2600 ext. 5293
+
+And should you have a complaint about your service...
+QVC will be back up in 5 minutes. Sorry for the interrupt.
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+       /FLASH                          8am, oct 28, 1997
+      /  FLASH
+     /     FLASH
+    /        FLASH
+   /            FLASH                  While Cows were wandering aimlessly 
+  /                FLASH                   through snow, the dow plummetted
+ /                    FLASH                    a half a thousand points, and Hong
+/                        FLASH                    Kong's London branch of Wallace
+                                                      Street had their "Black Monday,"
+                                                   ATI, the "little issue that could,"
+                                               virtually lost issue 99 to cyberchance.
+                                        "Figures," said Prime Anarchist, editor
+                                     and publisher of ati since 1988, "the last
+                               issue we lost was issue 9, we were sweating
+                        it out during issues 19 and 29, how could we 
+                   have even prepared for it?"
+             He said it's really poetic that issue 99 would get "eaten" 
+         by the Mac SE he's using for all his word processing needs.
+     Cap 'N Crunch is probably out there saying, "I told you so," 
+  ready to sell him a copy of his old EasyWriter (tm). Of course
+Upon notifying Cliff Stoll of his problem, Anarchist had to endure
+similar convo from the astronomer about how he ought to have snail-
+mailed it rather than rely on all the latest and sub-latest technology.
+Commercial/Hard/Soft/ShareWare expert Howard Mannic Panich said
+Prime Anarchist should have seen it coming and run batch files to shut
+down the computer the minute 2 or 3 K in a row had gotten corrupted.
+   "Hell," said Panich, the New York partner of Panich, Mannic and
+Clandenhoevel, "his whole black monday could have been averted if
+he'd moved everything to pork bellies.
+   This issue, #100 of ATI brought to you by Blue Cross, Blue Shield.
+Keeping your health stable since 1929.
+
+ 
+
+
+
+
+AAA                                            oct. 28, 1997 in the year of our
+ A    A                                          futures, textiles and gulog runners.
+AAA                                              like nikes for soloflex/foosball users.
+
+       T
+TTTT
+       T
+
+I       I
+IIIIIII                                                     100
+I       I
+
+  V
+    o
+      l
+        u
+          m
+              e
+                    IV.
+                                ATI100. Activist Times, Industrial. Your fast-trac
+fight for justice, freedom and Metaphor. Besides, we're fun.
+This issue written on a Macintosh SE using Microsoft Word 5.1 and a version of Excel
+that none of us know the number of because we still haven't sent in our registration yet. Wish us luck. 
+      If you receive this fine it was uploaded using a USRobotics 14.4 Mac&Fax.
+If you don't:
+      It was STILL uploaded using said, just the same.
+
+
+/pap/ #'s run, a prime anarchist production since 1990!
+This is the run for 8:38 am, Tuesday. What moon is it???
+http://www.sierraclub.org
+http://www.enn.com
+http://www.greenpeace.org
+http://www.nrdc.org/nrdc
+http://www.nwf.org
+http://ccwf.cc.utexas.edu/~panicbuy/HaTeMaiL/altjournalism.html
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli
+http://www.speakeasy.org/citizen
+http://www.tao.ca/earth/damn
+http://artcon.rutgers.edu/papertiger/nyfma
+(did you know there are 3,131 counties in the united states?)
+
+
+I get my yak milk from a colander,
+I don' care'f'it's owned by Xaviera Hollander.
+It gives good creamy juice,
+Drink up :  syrruppy, sugary, natural liquid meander.
+
+ATI 100 - The Last Windows Based Egg-beater
+                  You'll Ever Need...
+                    
+
+	/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
+	\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
+
+
+
+
+And now we reapeat the last part of  Sisyphus'
+ continuing saga about continuing in cyberspace. 
+(This was a tactical move hoping for wide distribution as
+ATI 99 only made it to about 35 people.)
+
+"A Day In a Life (One of Many) Of a Pot-Smoker"
+(CON'T From Last Issue.) 
+Call Stidfole. No answer. Call the other  number leave a futile message asking if I can
+exhibit a bomb at the Hygienic. (OK so the pot got the best of me.) Can't think of
+anyone else to call. Call information and get the number for the Keep. There's gotta
+be a way to recoup these little bills I incur on the part of the Hygienic. That cost 75  cents.
+Call The Keep. L e a v e  a    m e s s a g e   o n  t h e   a n s w e r i n g   m a c h i n e .
+Gahhhhhh!!! No. NOT another cup of coffee. I'm coffee'd out now. 
+    Look I gotta lotta calls out and I should really leave the line free for incoming calls.
+I go get a drink of Kool-Aid. Fruit juice and sugar water, but it's soothing. While in the
+kitchen I look outside. A miracle! I can see through the window. It's warm enough
+outside to evaporate water! How nice on a late January day. I feel instant guilt that I'm 
+not outside in it with the dog. The lawyer's cars half fill the backyard parking lot and
+there are no squirrels, no dogs or cats or raccoons, moose, elephants, nor any other
+critters around. (See? Works good, dont it? )  no people either. The sunlight is
+rather harsh due to a high haze in the sky. There are a few fleecy cumulus around,
+about scattered I'd say. The colors are all brown and gray, with a thin film of salt
+washing even these colors almost into a black-and-white world. It's winter, that's
+for sure. I pick up my book (Haggard's "King Solomon's Mines") and head 
+back into the bed/computer/telephone room. There's no one I can call now. Time's
+passing. I know Scott's typing away, but there's nothing I can do at this point.
+Well, I'll read about Alan Quartermain as Macumazahn and Bougwhan (Good)
+killing Scragga to stop him from massacree-ing some beautiful maiden in some
+sort of put-up job by Twala the King and Gagool the evil witch-crone who'd 
+lived forever. Haggard took 5 pages to describe the scene in the book but this
+will have to do for us because Vinnie called. Ah! The time for Albert's poetry
+reading is 7pm but Vinnie doesn't know if he's got dancers. He does know 
+that there's supposed to be someone else who'd like to do a dance piece, but he's
+rather vague about the fringes of that, too. At least I got one hard fact. Vinnie
+says he'll call Bill, then Scott. I tell him I'll call Scott in the meantime. We hang 
+up. I do so. I tell him the time for Abert's poetry reading and that he is to expect
+a call from Vinnie and/or Bill with any further information they might have.
+He's happy with that. I hang up and wait. Nothing happens so I go find
+the roommate and tell him it's time to move. He's lying across the kitchen table -
+spread quite like an omoeba absolutely zonked on pot. He sort of effervesces
+with amoeba-like colors of chartreuse, whit-orange and pink with narrow
+bands of blue forlining. It's pitiful. I scrape him into a glass jar, and 
+abjure JACS quite strenuously that he is to STAY! Dog cringes. I tuck the
+glass jar containing my roommate into a coat pocket and head out to the car.
+When I got outside, my roommate came to life again, the car started on the
+first try and it was almost spring for a mini-microsecond. But it's still winter
+so we threaded our way through traffic to his old apartment.
+
+          -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=        
+
+Trick or treating without a licence in Bridgeport, Ohio will land you in prison.
+
+
+ATI. Not just for modems anymore.
+
+
+-------------------------PAWN------------------------------------
+PRIME Anarchist World News - Montville, CONN.
+Activist Times, Inc. is looking for 3/4 billion dollars
+backing money to purchase Stone Container Corporation's
+failing cardboard industry.
+
+--------------------------PAWN---------------------------------
+Moscow, RUSSIA. Five anti-congressperson mines have
+been set off by children playing recess, killing hundreds.
+   "Who would think of burying a mine under a basketball
+court," said Russian Prime Minister, Pol Pot. "Why didn't
+I think of that??"
+
+--------------------------PAWN---------------------------------
+Rhinelander, WISC. Ron Carey Junior beat up Jimmy 
+Hoffa III. During detention, Carey admitted trying to
+force Hoffa to shoot his free throw from the circle 
+with a chalk dollar-sign on it.
+    "I'm not going near that thing," said Little Jimmy.
+"I saw what happened to the last kid that did that. Blew
+his head off. He lost his raisins, dates and walnuts."
+
+
+              <><><><><><><><><><><><><>
+                    .o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.o.                  
+               <><><><><><><><><><><><><>
+
+
+         
+We end this rebound issue with a poem, because Myth is the Shit.
+
+JOURNAL POEM 29 from the book, "I Slurp My Coffee" by
+            Marco Capelli
+
+JOURNAL POEM 29 handling your every upper-management-level
+dispute for more than 5 decades.
+
+Eggrolls - like crispy cooked coleslaw pizzas.
+1950's nunnery - like army boot camp for women.
+"Earthquakes are allergic reactions to
+Condominiums," says Robin Williams
+On TV's Mork and Mindy show. Laughing,
+I purchase "A Cultural Study of America,
+1993," by Frank Lee at ArtRock Bookseller
+in Denver. Was a blank book.
+
+Cantata with midi music -
+Like kareoke-4-Christ.
+Movement of the mall?
+Cooking canned cactus;
+Comedians R 2 meta4ical  2day.
+
+Where's rodeo clown college;
+Or can I just show up?
+Over haddock, coleslaw and coffee
+In Hartford Hojos, I read
+"EXTRA THICK SHAKE: Living In
+Balance In An Over-Do-It Society,"
+By Mark Weisenheimer.
+
+I'm a gonna be sweatin' and jettin'
+From this yabba dabba cuppa java.
+Quakers still swim upstream musterin'
+Good 'ol lonely only uncompromisingly
+Opposition to war - every and each.
+
+Will a bus transfer get me to 
+Woodie Guthrie's or should I eat
+Ben & Jerry's ice cream instead?
+
+Fish-&-Chips'll be cod-&-fries:
+Douse with vinegar 4 remembrance.
+Cedar sage sweetgrass & tobacco.
+"All milk and diapers should be 
+Free for the taking," says
+Vegan teetotaler from Atop
+Pickup truck, NYC.
+
+And Country 600 AM from Montreal plays
+"Grampa," by the Judds on my shortwave.
+Radio - like cabbage 4 rabbits.
+
+Send all e-submissions to 
+ati@etext.org
+
+For a free subscription send:
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
+
+as the entire message to:
+listserv@brazerko.com
+
+Quickest place to find backissues of ATI right now is at
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
+
+If you wish to ring Prime Anarchist on his tellie
+(stay out of his chambers...)
+(860)887-2600 ext. 5293
+
+Thank you;
+And have a nice day...
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+SAY IT AIN'T SO, JIM. By Prime Anarchist.   11-01-01.
+        You know what really sucks? Jim Palmer, yeah
+Mr. Late Great.
+        He no longer looks like the athlete he was/is.
+He looks like the used car dealer from Hell. Yes, I
+swear. Allah as my witness. Yawveh strike me dead, I
+saw him hawking 35th-mortgage homeowner loan-refinancings
+during station ID on the Rosie O'Donnell show.
+        You know, if you're in debt up to your teeth
+sell us your nuts, we'll keep all your eggs in OUR
+basket.
+        Yeah, Jim Palmer for the Money Tree Store.
+        I think I'll call him Cerberus, the Barking
+Man with Three Toupees.
+
+                        /\
+                       /  \
+                     /      \
+                     -      -
+                     / wlcm \
+                    /        \
+                  /            \
+                  -     2      -
+                  /  a         \
+                  \    t       /
+                   \      i   /
+                    \         \
+                     \ actvst  \
+                      \ tms nc. \
+                       \----------
+Activist Times, Inc. issue 101.
+The airborne issue.
+101% US made. And proud of it.
+Love it or turn the page...
+
+
+
+OK, we'll start with our usual numbers run and then on to prime
+anarchist world news tonite.
+
+#'s #'s #'s #'s #'s #'s #'s #'s 
+11-02-1997 (11 yrs ago today is
+was supertuesday!!!) #'s #'s #'s
+###'s #'s #'s #'s #'s #'s #'s #'s
+
+
+http://www.t-web.com/theory.htm
+brought to you by the internet, where browsing is a fine art.
+If you have a shortwave:
+41m   7.585 midnite to noon
+41m   7.285 10pm to 5pm
+19m   15.05 5pm to midnite
+brought 2 u by radio for peace international.
+http://mediafilter.org/MFF/CIA_Dope_Calypso.html
+brought to you by Allen Ginsberg.
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
+brought to you by a quest to know...
+I see trees and weeds
+And apple seeds
+All wishing
+They were
+Bees.
+
+PEPSI CANS AND PEAVEY AMPS. A poem by Marco Capelli (c) 1999
+Peanut Butter prohibited.
+Protein, fat.
+Meat is best, better than
+Butter.
+Better, not bitter.
+Meat, eat. Gnash-Gulash.
+
+Spinach.
+Yum.
+Spinach and peanut butter.
+Why cringe?
+Spinach and PB - PB & S.
+Peanut butter and spinach???
+Hmm.....
+Mmm...
+Cottage cheese, please.
+Loud raucous rock-n-roll music.
+
+Tastes good.
+Taste better than the plasma and
+Saline I ate yesterday afternoon.
+$15.
+Mooncheese.
+Meunster.
+Fun with food/
+Rock-n-roll.
+
+        8-)(-8  8-)(-8  8-)(-8  8-)(-8 
+         
+So why DID Perry Farrel thunkup Lollapalooza???
+   L- began in July 1991 as the farewell tour for Jane's Addiction. Farrell
+wanted to do something special in the group's honor. So, in May of that
+year, Farrel and a few others - agents Marc Geiger and Don Muller, Jane's
+Addiction's co-manager Ted Gardner, and Stuart Ross - began planning
+for the tour, adding seven bands, food, local crafts, art displays - an
+extravaganza unlike any ever attempted before. They pulled it off... and
+the rest, as they say, is history. The band played twenty-eight shows
+that year, and the whole thing was a resounding success. In fact the 
+first three years it was the only major festival listed in ALL billboard
+"genres" that turned a profit. 
+        Spin Magazine called L- "One of the most innovative and successful
+concert tours of the decade." Rolling Stone dubbed it the "Tour of the
+Decade." Flea from the Red Hot Chili Peppers admitted it was "The most
+fun tour I've ever been on." It all adds up to the fact that the L- 
+Festival is acknowledged as THE ANNUAL ALTERNATIVE CULTURE EVENT.
+        This is a long overdue rhetorical prime anarchist question:
+THAN WHY IS IT SO COMMERCIAL NOW???
+
+
+
+
+   /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
+    Prime Anarchist
+    world newz 2nite
+   \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
+
+SEPARATISTS SAY CONVICTIONS WON'T END THEIR QUEST FOR THE WORLD'S 
+LARGEST HAMBURGER.
+       by Eduardo "Lacto-Ovo" Montes. Special to PAWN.
+Alpine, TEX. - Members of the green separatist Republic of Texas movement
+don't expect their dream of a giant beef-burger to suffer since two of
+their leaders were found guilty of organized-crime charges.
+        They maintain that they've never stopped meeting and working
+sausage grinders and slaughterhouses day and nite in 4 states, since
+their fearless leader, Richard "shoot-em-up-eat-em-up-yum" McLaren,
+was arrested after an armed standoff against 285 longhorn steers and 
+14 brahma bulls.
+        "We're going to kick Whitecastle NewYork's ass," said Shoot-em
+of the world's second largest beefburger's founding spot and the home 
+of the first annual summer festival devoted entirely to hamburger.
+        "And then we're coming after YOU, Wisconsin."
+        This Montes/McLaren interview took place over free 72 oz
+steaks in Amarillo Texas Tuesday.
+
+   --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- --- ---
+
+KEIKO HAVING TONSILS REMOVED
+        Can a killer whale say ahhhh???
+Keiko of "Free Willy" fame will be poked and prodded by
+the same marine experts in Newport Ore., what did Reagan's
+brain surgery in 1983.
+        After the notorious ocean-dwelling nocturnal creature
+loses his tonsils he'll be force-fed ice-cream, jello, Kraft
+mac-n-cheese (tm) and a liquified substance known as spammaise (tm)
+made from ground up chuck, fish, horse tonsils, sawdust (tm), 
+watermelon rhinds and egg-whites in an effort to get rid of
+his tapeworms at the same time, so as to save US taxpayers
+a record $1.35 (that's one dollar, and thirty-five cents.)
+
+         ---     ---      ---   ---
+
+TOO MANY POLICE DEPARTMENTS HAVE STOCKED UP ON WHITE PHOSPHORUS GRENADES
+Sacramento, CALIF - White Phosphorus has bolstered the arsenals of
+police in 23 states as part of a massive flow of surplus military gear.
+Now one of the nation's biggest police departments, Los Angeles says
+it was a big mistake and it's sending its grenades back to the 
+military.
+        More than 6,400 surplus grenades - which are by the way, too
+heavy to throw far enough so the patrolperson doesn't risk getting
+hot burning white speckles on his or her uniform - went to law
+enforcement agencies between Oct. 1, 1996 and Sept. 30, 1997 according
+to the Federal Defense Logistics Agency in Washington.
+        Some question whether military weapons, particular 
+White Phosphorus, uranium tipped 100mm howitzer shells, bazukkas,
+50 cal. machine guns with tumbler rounds and gold plated silver
+Chinese throwing stars have any place in civilian law enforcement.
+        "We can imagine no circumstances whatsoever where it would
+be appropriate for a local police agency to put an item like the 
+white phosphorus grenade on the end of a police officer," said J.
+Crew, an ACLU attorney.
+        The LAPD had added 42 of these grenades over recent years, but
+is giving them all back this week.
+        "The main reason we're sending them back," said Cmdr Rick
+Dinse, "because (sic) the department has no use for them."
+        Dinse, a Harvard graduate himself; also noted that more 
+than half his patrolpersons went to public schools and he was very
+concerned about where on the body these grenades would be attached.
+        "Right there up high on the left breast," said Dinse, "hangin'
+next to the tear gas."
+
+        ===+===+===+===+===
+
+Wallingford, CONN. (this one's for real) A parent complained to Parker
+Farms School officials last month for using a dictionary which 
+contains the word "fuck." 
+        School officials reviewed the Merriam-Webster dictionary and 
+replaced them with more "appropriate" dictionaries for library and 
+classroom use.
+
+  nd nw:   ///:::///:::\\\:::\\\
+           Phillips Magnavox for
+           ///WEB-TV!!!///:::///
+
+You pay just $199.99!!
+Yeah, plus 19.98 shipping and handling.
+And don't forget 19.99 a month. Oh, and $100
+if you want a keyboard to type on. But don't worry,
+if you get 6 months right up front (that's $120!!!)
+MagnaPhil will give you a hundred dollar rebate.
+But don't think about all that, you can just pro-rate
+all that just by calling our 1-900 # and pay 58$ a month
+for the next year or two.
+        Reminded me of General Selectric, er uh, I mean Disney
+World when I was a little kid.
+        A half hour of televangelo-marketing so powerful 
+(Kn u sy mega-info-tainment-mercial???) no one should be able
+to leave their television if even to relieve themselves.
+        My opinion? The last TV thing more powerful than this
+invasion of your living room was HG Wells' fault. That's right
+War of the Web-TV. War of the Worlds. Wow.
+        Sears is facing bankruptcy court just like Coke and 
+Citibank. And guess how they're a-gon' bail the selves out?
+        "Do you sell WebTV by Magnapox," I asked the guy on
+the other end at Sears technology department.
+        "Yeah we sur'nuff do. Got people lookin' at it right now."
+Can you say blow out?
+I can say the new dark ages is on its way.
+
+    /-\/-\/-\/-\
+   /This anarcho\
+   \rant brought/ 
+   /2 u by ATI. \
+   \not just a  /
+   /news organ. \
+   \It's the rag/
+   /read round  \
+   \the world.  /
+    \-/\-/\-/\-/
+
+You can get a free issue of ATI at your local newstand. If they 
+don't have a copy you can send
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
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+ 
+unsubscribing is just as easy. And for back issues go to:
+
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
+or 
+alt.society.ati on usenet.
+ 
+subscription information?
+Not on your life!!!
+More'n u can shake a stick at.
+About once a week and free.
+That's all you get.
+
+We end with a poem as per usual. And why? Because poetry is
+all you have left. Lemme tell ya. Look around. Nothing but
+poetry. Oh you didn't notice it at first, huh? That's 
+because as they say in SCHOOLS, "you's swimmin' in it."
+
+JOURNAL POME 30
+Quote: "I get to do something
+       For a living that if I
+       Wasn't doing it for money
+       I'd do it anyways."  -- Lyle Lovett
+
+Safe and warm.
+Fritos and popcorn entrenched
+In my couch. Nothing agrees with
+Stomach more than peanut butter
+And banana on toasted
+Whole wheat bread.
+
+Deli & Dawgs Diner -- would you eat there???
+
+Violence impacted to society;
+Embedded in life.
+No capo, slide, fuzz pedal or 
+Delay - no fingerpicks or 
+Teleprompter, just play.
+Eugene O'Neill wallops the skipper
+With words and rocks the boat,
+Frank Sinatra "does it [his] way"
+Rooted in divine inspiration,
+He claims.
+Apple falls on head and
+Turns lightbulb on jouncing
+Thought, slurping coffee
+Like a pretentious snit.
+Jogging memory with a
+Jarful of Jolt cola.
+Orange lentils & linguini
+Lodged in a sore throat.
+Don't sop the heat of hot chili
+With cucumber; use bread: good buffer.
+
+Shelter Wagon is hospitality on a horse. 
+Running from river to river
+Haven't seen hay for 30 miles:
+How come I have hayfever??
+
+Run chasing your shadow
+All morning; then you can 
+Chase it home all afternoon.
+
+  / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / /
+
+i was prime anarchist and this was ati,
+activist times, inc. happy halloween.
+get up troop. lazarus done it. get back
+to life...
+
+
+a
+ t
+  i
+   .
+    .
+     .
+       t
+        h
+         e
+            w
+             o
+              r
+               l
+                d
+                 '
+                  s
+                      m
+                       o
+                        s
+                         t
+                            f
+                             o
+                              r
+                               w
+                                a
+                                 r
+                                  d
+                                   e
+                                    d
+                                       &
+                                        /
+                                         o
+                                          r
+                                              
+                                  c
+                                   c
+                                    :
+                                     '
+                                      d
+                                          r
+                                           a
+                                            g
+                                             !
+                                              !
+            
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+ 
+            .......
+            .Issue.
+            .102! .
+            .......
+ 
+I will start with our only submission this week.        
+(the date and time for you stampaholics is:
+9nov97 710pm. est. Remember: just 51 shopping days 
+until Tuesday.)
+
+The End of Me
+                              by Cheryl Irvine.
+Blood boils
+  [Thoughts of manslaughter
+      quickly provoked]
+Creases form
+[Anger overwhelms
+      beyond belief]
+Eyebrows disfigure
+[Rage takes over
+     my once quiet soul]
+Eyes snare
+[Fury dominates
+--grows out of control]
+Nostrils flare
+ [Revenge is
+no longer an option]
+Nerves tangle
+ [She transformed---
+    humane to merciless]
+Lips distort
+[Irritation conquers
+the calmness]
+Teeth clench
+ [Tightness inside
+   is unbearable]
+Hands constrict
+     [The wheel
+ chokes from its own master]
+Sweat dribbles
+    [The wheel can't take it-
+ gagged, strangled]
+"Stop!" it screams.
+"You don't know what
+you're doing!  Please stop!"
+Pause.  Close your eyes.
+Become free.
+Remember who you are...
+Inhale.  Exhale.
+ Come back to us.
+Your body needs you...
+
+Damn those who cut me off
+ and don't use their signal.
+    --By Cheryl Irvine; Florida
+
+
+         /\/\/\/\/\/\/\
+
+#'s run is small 2day. 
+http://www.annies.com
+http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Delphi/5661
+http://www.ucmp.berkeley.edu/history
+http://mediafilter.org
+http://www.annoyances.org/
+http://www.t-web.com/theory.htm
+http://www.nonviolence.org
+
+         ---------
+              calendaria
+         ---------
+
+Don't forget that Nov. 28 is international buy nothing day.
+http://www.adbusters.org
+
+Noviembreo - 14-16. shut down school of the amerikas rallies.
+                    columbus ga, and everywhere in between...
+             12     Karen Silkwood was murdered in 1974
+             20     AIM occupied Alcatraz 1969. They wanted to
+                    buy it for $24 worth of beads or trade it
+                    for new york. Good stuff. Read the old NYTimes
+                    articles if you want to have much fun.
+
+             27     Give Thanks!
+             29     1864. Sand Creek massacre. If you've ever been
+                    to southwestern colorado you've felt it.
+
+Decembretto   1     thosands of farmers got in their tractors again
+                    (1839) and kicked butt.
+             04     Manhattan burns 1835. 
+             15     US patent office burns. 1836. Lots of pyros those
+                    years...
+             24     Hanukkah
+             25     Christmas
+             29     Wounded Knee  1890
+             31     DDT banned 1972
+             nafta + gatt + fasttrac = DDT legal in mexico.
+             Happy New Year.   ;)
+
+FROM YALE TO JAIL The Life Story of a Moral Dissenter
+David Dellinger
+an inspired/inspiring bookreview by Noam Chomsky.
+(Lifted by Prime Anarchist from Fortkamp catalog
+    1-800-43-peace       rosehill@iw.net
+Typed in by Data Entry. The AnaKlerk.)
+
+ The son of a well-to-do Boston lawyer, David Dellinger
+seemed cut out for a distinguished career in law or gov-
+ernment. But rejecting his comfortable background, he
+walked out of Yale one afternoon during the Great Depress-
+ion, in his oldest clothes and without any money, to ride
+the freight trains, sleep at missions, and stand in bread
+lines. Dave lived among the poor in Newark, was bloodied
+in the freedom marches through the South, and led
+countless hunger strikes in jail. Always, he reached out to
+his antagonist to find common ground.
+ Dave's memoirs shed new light on many of the most
+crucial events of the 1960's. His inside account of what
+happened in those years, and of the people who shaped
+that decade - Martin Luther King, Jr., Abbie Hoffman,
+Bayard Rustin, A. J. Muste, Dorothy Day, Jerry Rubin,
+Joan Baez, and many more - is an indispensable chapter
+in the story of our time.
+
+*Before reading this book, I knew and greatly admired Dave
+Dellinger. Or so I thought.   After reading his remarkable
+story, my admiration changed to something more like awe.
+There can be few people in the world who have crafted
+their lives into something truly inspiring.
+This autobiography introduces us to one of them with the
+simplicity and integrity that have characterized everything 
+Dave has done.*
+
+508 pages - photos
+0-9636224-3-9
+paper (retail 19.50)
+fortkamp'll give it to you for 15.60
+
+
+=+=+=+=+=+=+=+=
+
+The Invitation 
+
+
+by Oriah Mountain Dreamer (a Native American Elder)
+                           ((not sure what tribe))
+
+
+It doesn't interest me what you do for a living.
+I want to know what you ache for,
+and if you dare to dream of meeting your heart's longing.
+
+It doesn't interest me how old you are.
+I want to know if you will risk looking like a fool for love,
+for your dreams, for the adventure of being alive.
+
+It doesn't interest me what planets are squaring your moon.
+I want to know if you have touched the center of your own sorrow,
+if you have been opened by life's betrayals or
+have become shriveled and closed from fear of further pain!
+   
+I want to know if you can sit with pain, mine or your own,
+without moving to hide it or fade it or fix it.
+   
+I want to know if you can be with joy, mine or your own,
+if you can dance with wildness and let the ectasy fill you
+to the tips of your fingers and toes without cautioning us to be 
+careful, be realistic, or to remember the limitations of being human.
+  
+It doesn't interest me if the story you're telling me is true.
+I want to know if you can disappoint another to be true to yourself;
+if you can bear the accusation of betrayal 
+and not betray your own soul.  
+
+I want to know if you can be faithful 
+and therefore be trustworthy.
+
+I want to know if you can see beauty 
+even when it is not pretty every day,
+and if you can source your life from God's presence.
+   
+I want to know if you can live with failure, yours and mine,
+and still stand on the edge of a lake 
+and shout to the silver of the full moon, "Yes"!
+
+It doesn't interest me to know where you live 
+or how much money you have.
+I want to know if you can get up after the night of grief and despair,
+weary and bruised to the bone, and do what needs to be done 
+for the children.
+ 
+It doesn't interest me who you are, how you came to be here.
+I want to know if you will stand in the center of the fire with me 
+and not shrink back.
+ 
+It doesn't interest me where or what or with whom you have studied.
+I want to know what sustains you from the inside 
+when all else falls away.
+  
+I want to know if you can be alone with yourself,
+and if you truly like the company you keep in the empty moments.
+
+        ()()()()()()()()()()
+
+
+        "THE INTERNET IS A GREAT WAY TO 
+        GET ON THE NET"
+          Republican presidential candidate Bob Dole
+    
+    AND PRIME ANARCHIST WONDERS: 
+         "This guy can't figure out how he 'can't win'???"
+
+          
+          <><><><><><><><>
+
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+STATISTICS    by Aaron K.   (prime note: oops. two submissions. 
+                             This one I was late getting to)
+
+"It has been taught very poorly", our teacher says
+as we silently nod in all knowing agreement that 
+he is far too right remembering the question we got 
+right on our assignment, that he marked wrong
+that he refuses to admit
+
+Soaked from surprisingly fierce wind driven early morning rains
+whose vigour I'd felt not worthy of my coat
+I sit in the air conditioned room and watch a classmate pickup 
+and put on his jacket questioning yet again the sanity and 
+intentionality of whomever sets the temperature
+Who're ignoring today's forecasted twenty degree drop
+
+Labouriously working through ever excruciating detail of an 
+example which, having unusually studied for class, I find, 
+as they like to say in math: trivial
+Watching the red glow of light emitting diodes on the 
+digital clock, trying to catch the numbers change 
+without the prof noticing
+
+classmate returns from blowing his nose
+I'm still wet and our best linear predictor is incapable of 
+understanding the logic of the temperature gods and their 
+reasons for trying to give colds to hundreds
+of students on the week of mid-terms
+Sniff, Sniff.
+
+I used to like math.
+
+"It has been taught very poorly," he said.
+Today was not an exception.
+
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+       ATI issue 103!!!
+
+November 17th or thereabouts.    ?(!Yadretsey noom lluf!)?
+
+Hello, I'm prime anarchist and this is my newest ati. How did you like
+the disclaimer, did it make you mad? I just about dribbled down my 
+shirt and snozzed all over my steering wheel on that one I'll tell you.
+It was written by my friend John and he said I could steal it, so 
+if you want it you gotta steal it from me; but remember you got it
+from a little old lady who was...
+
+Well, the Pentagon is requiring that WJeffersonC brief all his little
+American peoploids that they're deploying another 15,000 troops to
+the continuing saga of desert shield. (sic)
+
+And of course the two most pressing issues on average peoples' minds
+are:
+1) Campaing Reform
+2) Is Brad Pitt really a Buddhist?
+Not necessarily in that order.
+We have lots of stuff in store for you this issue. Submissions and
+letters to the editor are picking right up. This time of every year,
+huh? Maybe I should put out an annual too. Yeah we could call it
+the Farm More Almanac. OK. Ye Olde Farm Moore Almanack. Look for 
+it on newstands every Hanukah. Write me and tell me how much I 
+should charge for something like that, ok?
+PRIME OUTA HEAR.
+ati@etext.org
+
+   =for those of you=
+    =always looking 4=
+     = mistakes we've =
+      = inserted a few =
+
+                        
+..............................
+    a point of view            .
+                                .
+       from                    .
+           cygnus magus       .
+.............................
+      (reprinted from ATI issue 30)
+ I would like to introduce myself, you might have wondered 
+who I was, or what relation I had to ATI. Not much actually, 
+as a friend of prime anarchist's and as a fellow telecom weirdo, 
+I saw and helped edit some of the issues (and lose
+a few of them to the magical wonder of the disk god, 
+only to be resurected using the help of the disk sector editor 
+...Number 9....Number 9.... ).
+  I am not politically active, I am not socially active either. 
+I proscribe to no particular ideology, philosophy, or religion. 
+I simply observe things that I experience and try to understand 
+them objectively (or subjectively ,depending on what mood I am in). 
+You will be seeing alot of me in upcoming issues.  I
+hope to display pros and cons of differant beliefs. I wish to 
+warn you though, I have one simple belief.
+    1) Its my undying opinion that all
+      people can do lots of damage to
+      everything, armed with the faith
+      that what they are doing is for
+      the greater good.
+ 
+ At first I didn't want this job. But in the end Prime 
+bribed me, drugged me, and finally convinced me using the help 
+of some girls, a goat, and a vat of vanilla pudding.
+ If you want to send me questions, drugs, marriage proposals, 
+bomb threats or small furry animals by the name of Fred . 
+Please send them to address located at front of this file. 
+Please include your name (or reasonable facsimile) with any 
+question or opinion so I will know who to insult, praise,
+or forbid my children from marrying
+  "Paradise is exactly like
+   where you are right now,
+   only much better."
+       Cygnus
+ 
+
+#'s run, anyone?
+http://www.annies.com
+http://www.poetry.net
+http://www.poetry.co.uk
+http://www.poetry.uk.com
+http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html
+http://www.poetry.com
+http://www.poetry.org
+http://www.geocities.com/~williamsmusic
+http://www.williamsmusic.simplenet.com
+http://www.chem.wisc.edu/edu/wcaty/caffeine/structur.html
+
+      /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\
+
+THE LETTUCE LINE FORMS 2 THE LEFT: Or Lettuce From Our Reed R's
+
+To: ati@etext.org
+Subject: New book about pirate radio!
+
+Hello!
+
+I see from your E-zine you liked to listen to Radio New York
+International when they were broadcasting via WWCR in the 
+early 1990's (ATI 88 and 59). Well, Allan Weiner now has
+a book out, and I thought you'd like to know about it! 
+There's more info on pirate radio at 
+http://www.frn.net and
+http://www.frn.net/rfi
+
+Anita Louise McCormick
+(see her review at the end of this issue)
+
+
+Dear Marc
+RE: ati102.txt
+Did you know the house majority leader's name is DICK ARMY?
+Thought you could put that in the ATI. He is a republican
+of course.
+CF
+
+To The Editor Of ATI:
+I heard your an expert of sorts as regards antiques.
+Do you know what an Alkalol Salt Water Nasal Douche Cup 
+is used for? It's plastic but it seems to be from the 
+1960's or so. Is it a true antique or a refab?
+Thanks,
+Alice. 
+Baltimore MD.
+               (prime notes:  I used one as a teenager.
+               It's for real. You fill it up with salt 
+               water, and flush each nostril one at a 
+               time. Great stuff. Soothes your membranes
+               of the mucous kind. (did I spiel that 
+               rite?) Great for allergies, and I won't
+               go anywheres near what else. Alice. 
+               Is this some kind of prank
+               or was that a serious question? ;)
+
+Dear Prime,
+F**K you and the horse you rode in on.
+BK
+ps: just kidding. Nice articles.
+
+                    ************
+How the heck do I phollow THAT up?
+How about an official
+Prime
+  Opinion
+    Each
+      Month.   (this p.o.e.m. brought to you by PAP productions
+                in conjuction with Rhino Records and NOPE
+                enterprises. Risking redundancy for those who
+                don't remember, PAP prods. is Prime Anarchist
+                Productions, and NOPE ents. is No One in Particular
+                Enterprises. Thanks Sean.)
+
+Brooke Darby's testimony today to the House of Representatives
+about Harry Woo, Campaign Reform, Chinese Communism and 
+photogenic hucksters like Johnny Chung.
+  "Did you email that these people (chinese thugs) are major
+contributors to the DNC?"   -interrogator
+  "Yes I did."       -Brookie Wookie
+  "Were you aware that you emailed that?"    -inter...
+  "I was."             -BW...
+  "Did you have reason to believe that they were major 
+contributors?"       -inter...
+  "I would have no way of knowing that."    -BW
+
+Doesn't that remind you of a scene during the million man march???
+  "What's the capacity of the Washington Mall?"   -journalist
+  "About 1.2 million people."    -mall spokeswoman
+  "Would you say it has reached capacity today?"  -jour...
+  "Yes, sir. It was full to overflowing."  -msw...
+  "How many would you say were there?"    -jour
+  "Our official report like I had said 4 times already
+was 'over 300,000.'"       -msw
+  "Rhetorical question:"   -Prime Anarchist
+  "is our entire government full of shit, or just all the people
+that it's made up of???"    -PA
+
+\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+ \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+  \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+   \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+    \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+     \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+      \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+       \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+        \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+         \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+          \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+           \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+
+ACCESS TO THE AIRWAVES: My Fight For Free Radio
+by Allan H. Weiner (As told to Anita Louise McCormick)
+-----------------------------------------
+        Allan H. Weiner has always believed that the airwaves
+are free, and that they rightfully belong to the people. Ever
+since his childhood, this gifted radio enthusiast has devoted
+his time and energy to the devolopment of free radio broadcasting.
+In addition to his "pirate" radio projects, Weiner has 
+engineered, worked for, and owned a number of licenced radio and
+TV broadcast stations.
+        The film "Pump Up The Volume" appeared to be loosely based 
+on Weiner's teenage pirate radio adventures, but failed to capture
+even a fraction of the dedication and the intensity that this 
+heroic free speech advocate has brought to his endeavors throughout
+his life.
+        The trials and tribulations that Weiner endured to bring
+Radio New York International to the air are legendary. The FCC's
+illegal seizure of Weiner's radio ship the M/V Sarah in 1987,
+which he designed and built to broadcast from the international
+waters off the coast of New York, made headlines around the world.
+        Weiner's story is both a heart-warming tale of an 
+electronics genius at work and a chilling indictment of government
+disregard for personal liberties and free speech.
+        But despite the FCC's efforts to silence him, Weiner has
+persevered. And he continues to work towards a future when the
+airwaves are open to all who choose to use them and the world
+becomes a better place because of the free transmission of 
+knowlege.
+        "Access to the Airwaves: My Fight For Free Radio," Weiner's
+autobiographical account is a powerful rendition that should
+be read by all who believe that speech should be unfettered, and
+that fighting the powers-that-be is an often unheralded necessity.
+----------------------------------
+Weiner's "ACCESS..." is now available from Loompanics Unlimited 
+for $17.95 plus $4.95 S&H US (1800-380-2230 usa) 
+(1-360-385-7471 intnl) 
+http://www.loompanics.com
+
+      ===========-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=============
+Thanks a LOT Anita. I look back on my times listening to the 
+"uss sarah" with great fondness.  -marco-
+
+
+We and this missivity with Journal pome 31 from Anarchist's
+selfpublished book of poetry entitled "I Slurp my Kafee."
+JOURNAL POME 31
+Blue Moon 1993.
+Jogging: a fall, spring
+And Summer thing.
+Computers are so frustrating.
+Lemme quote "argh," from Charlie Brown.
+Having bought mushrooms fresh
+Right outa manure, my wife and 
+I swear no mushrooms anymore.
+Smoking sage and tobacco
+Keeping allergies at bay.
+Awaiting my guitar in the mail.
+United Way reminds me
+Way too much of Amway.
+
+Freudian schlepp- (v) to go somewhere
+Not remembering why you got there.
+But staying to find out anyways.
+Which full moon do you like best?
+Avacados to break your fast.
+Almost full? Full full?
+Or the waney one??
+Canoe-ing        under the       up to the
+Mystic river;    drawbridge      seaport.
+
+Hanuman Temple, Taos.
+Half Moon, October. 
+Navajo tea; looks like
+Chinese twig tea.
+Tastes though, of lemon-
+Grass honey-covered.
+
+Defendant enters courtroom
+With bag of sage, Bible
+And a notebook. Maybe
+The DA has rabies.
+
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+From: marco99
+Full-Name:  
+X-Status: New
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+AN OPEN LETTER TO KONETIUK PUBLIC RADIO.
+FROM: PRIME ANARCHIST.
+SUNDAY. NOVEMBER 23, 1997. 
+PLEASE CEASE TAKING ANY MORE ADVERTISING MONEY
+FROM ITT.
+
+   THERE ARE NOT VERY MANY HIGH LEVEL EXECUTIVES IN THAT
+PARTICULAR CORPORATION THAT DID NOT SUPPORT HITLER, MORE
+SPECIFICALLY     F U N D      HITLER'S NAZI GERMANY IN THE
+30'S AND 40'S. 
+
+   YEAH, SO THEY'RE INNOCENT NOW AND ONLY DOING HOTELS???
+
+   WHAT IF I HAD 50,000 MASHANTUCKET, MOHAWK, ARAWAK, 
+ONEIDA AND HOPI SKULLS IN MY BASEMENT. WOULD YOU ENJOY  
+STAYING AT MY BED & BREAKFAST???!!???
+
+   PLEASE, KONETIUK PUBLIC RADIO. RETHINK THIS. I KNOW IT
+WILL BE HARD FOR YOU. THEY PROBABLY BACK YOU 3-1 FOR EACH
+MINUTE YOU GIVE THEM, "...WITH HOTELS IN EVERY PART OF THE 
+WORLD NOW... WITH HOTELS IN EVERY PART OF THE WORLD NOW...
+WITH HOTELS IN EVERY PART OF THE WORLD NOW..." I SHIVER
+EVERY TIME I     H E A R    THAT NOW.
+
+   PLEASE TAKE REAL MONEY FROM REAL PEOPLE. PLEASE MAKE THAT
+SMALL SACRIFICE FOR JUSTICE. PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE.
+KONNETIUK PUBLIC RADIO, I BELIEVE WITH ALL MY HEART IT IS 
+MORE CRUCIAL RIGHT NOW THAT YOU AND I KICK ITT'S PROVERBIAL
+BUTT THAN EVEN THAT CLINTON WOULD TO KICK CHINA FOR THEIR
+DEATH AND DESTRUCTION IN 1989 AND BEYOND.
+
+   1 9 3 9    AND BEYOND. THINK ABOUT IT. ITT. INTENTIONAL TORTURE
+AND TEETH. ASK RAND ARASKOG. 
+READ HIS BOOK THE "ITT WARS" IF YOU HAVE TO. 
+
+   BUT IN THE NAME OF GOD, THINK...
+
+
+
+Ok. I'll turn off the allcaps and it's ATI 104. Welcome. That 
+rant brought to you by PAP, prime anarchist productions. 
+With peaceful thoughts all over the hemisphere.
+Peaceful thoughts all over the hemisphere.
+Peace all over BOTH hemispheres: hell even the 
+global corpus callosum:
+I'm Prime Anarchist and we begin now with a poem.
+#'s run goes like this this time:
+
+http://www.execpc.com/~chadf
+
+Date: Sun, 9nov97 23:47:39
+From: Chad Faries
+To: ati@etext.org
+Subject: hey mon
+
+...Also that's really cool about the AIM alcatraz thing. 
+Actually hilarious. I laughed a good one. Here is a
+submission for ATI.
+
+Iron River
+
+    by Chad Faries
+
+your rednecked, red naked curls of translucent.
+That tree trunk's long shadow at sundown deep, 
+ a branding iron sizzling at the intersection  
+  of water and a hot steel shadow to come.
+You voyeur in the night
+Your breathing is too heavy,
+We know you are there behind that tree, 
+ under that forging sun
+Your sick with fermented corn
+and the dreams of steel.
+But at times, your trees
+OH are they the flags that
+wipe your spittle !
+OH are they the good red
+mothers that sentence
+themselves to Brule, 
+ Lac Vieux Desert  
+  Smoky Lake, Chicagon,
+The good red mothers
+spell themselves across the whole
+county, saying  
+  "That river was a good man once."
+  
+Your banks are swollen lips.
+Punched!
+What a shifter you are, red lips and fishnet.
+And your fish,
+suckers.
+
+In one of his confidential moods, old Eduord Sancavaine, a French
+voyager who had arrived in the year 1810 told a writer how he spent a
+winter down on the Brule River with a partner and his squaw.  No corn or
+wild rice had been stored for the winters freeze.  The Indians were
+gone, an occasional supply of beavertails would not be looked for.  The
+traders only resource was fish, found in the shallow Brule.  These must
+be secured before they migrated, for the ice in the stream would freeze
+to the bottom.  During the mild seasons small suckers from four to six
+inches long found a home in the Brule. These were secured by nets.  The
+fish were packed in long troughs hewn out of solid logs.  But it was not
+a good year for fish and winter came early. 
+
+ Nothing but gloomy lifeless forest all around and stretching far away!
+
+  Only small frozen suckers! 
+ 
+ No hunters with juicy porcupines or fat beaver to replace the larder!
+
+"I begin starve.  I think of nothing but fish, fish all the time.  All
+nite I dream about him. I wake up and Oh my stomac'feel so bad! I go
+crazze. I say, I moost have some of them suckers or I die. I steal sly
+into that room where Frenchman and squaw sleep and keep fish so I can
+get him.  I crawl to trough, tear out fish and eat him raw.  The trader
+he see me.  We make fight.  I try kill him, but hees squaw she help him;
+so I was whip bad.  But that trader, I s'pse he afraid I go crazze, in
+morning he let me have plenty sookers. Den I get better. But we were
+most like dead mens when spring come."
+
+ You are defiant of scientific law.
+  A tinderbox submerged in water.   
+   A stretched entrail with brothers that map the county. 
+
+OH Paint River at the center. My first eagle there while I bathed  
+ in the river with my cousin.         
+        Dere! Dere! A Eagle! A perfect omen in the tincture of fall.
+A brush stroke 
+ OH Brule River to the South with your Ojibwa.  
+  Your sucker fish.
+  
+You non-gendered trickster. Eduord Sancavaine still starving lost in a
+limited edition Iron County History.  And that "squaw", that ignorant
+derogatory discourse. Her smooth high forehead, square shoulders, flat
+bottom forgotten, still ricing 180 years later, still forgotten,
+offspring now number some 200 mixbloods, 
+forgotten mother ricing near Brule to the South.  
+The metronomic thrashing of a ricing stick.  
+The subtle downpours of rice falling on the bottom of the canoe.             
+         No ideas but in notes. No form but in tincture.             
+         Welcome the rust colored men that drink river water. 
+   Praise for industry. Praise for what will be estranged   
+   children running naked toward abandoned mining pits,   
+   Jumping in and fogetting years as they back stroke      
+   
+   and squint at a spectrum of white light.
+
+
+
+FLASH
+///// BILL CLINTON DECLARES SPAM ON SADDAM HUSSEIN
+        A midnite shift in strategy has occurred: there will NOT be a 
+Desert Yield and Desert Swarm afterall, and surprisingly the 
+multinationals are NOT disappointed.
+        "She rolled over to me," said Clinton, (we're not sure at
+presstime but can almost confirm he WAS meaning Hillary) "and sleepily
+said, 'SPAM the fucker.'"
+        That's when it occurred to the nation's CEO that a multi-
+billion dollar mailbomb would be even more effective than spending
+all this time trying to play cat and mouse with the man's aid 
+packages while orchestrating bombing raids, ground wars and all
+day drunks around Iraq.
+        "Yes," said Clinton, in a slightly toned down official statement,
+"we WILL spam the sucker; and he won't know what hit him."
+        The Pentagon will not give the date and time stamp away but
+said the spamming will begin very soon. After a short period of
+what he calls "spam-sorties", tiny little messages sent through
+pentium un-filters which multiply each subject header by trillions
+per hour he will then allow anyone with a modem of speeds higher than
+1200 bps to begin sending usenet messages to the Persian Gulf.
+        By the end of the Spamming Hussein should be so engulfed in
+e-mail he won't have time to compete with Squibb and Proctor & Gamble
+on biological weapons.
+        "Why didn't I think of that," said Whitehouse Spokesman and
+Official News Correspondant Norman "Cookie Roberts" Schwartzkov.
+"Even old baggie-knees-Bush wouldn't have made me take THAT one back.
+        He said the multinationals are quite happy because they 
+can now make more money sector editing and cleaning out kernals all
+around Bosrah and Baghdad for the next five years than they would have
+made trying to collect bullets and arrowheads.
+
+
+    =)
+
+                  
+                  From: BrookeDarby@nsc.gov
+                  To: Prime Anarchist
+                  Re: Damage Reduction
+
+My Dearest Marco,        
+It gives me great pain to tell you that they intercepted 
+many of our emails, including the hot ones. 
+Please destroy all the .jpg's 
+of you, me and Johnny Chung doing the nasty.
+    I'm more worried honey, about those pictures that display
+your finger in my you-know-what and your you-know-what in Mr. Chung's
+ear, than I am about even the texts showing Mr. Clinton vetting
+with the Chinese. Or even Newt Gingrich vetting his Republican Dairy 
+Aire off.
+    But Please destroy those as soon as you can, ok?        
+And for Yikes-sakes, Marco - stop wearing my panties on
+your head during your anti-NAFTA press conferences four 
+to eight times a week.        
+    They're dragging all of Bill and Hillary's criminal friends
+into court today - and tomorrow they want me to discuss all our hot
+e-mails. I think they know about the times you and
+I did the nasty in the west wing of the Oval Office while we let
+all those Chinese tourists take photographs. Any idea if Chelsea
+was there with her Sony cam-corder? I think that's the only way
+the GOP could've found out.        
+This morning Chelsea's going to talk about that time in
+LittleRock with you me and her in the bushes when she was 11. Swear
+to me Marco, you'll deny it all. You weren't the ONLY one who was
+old enough to go to jail for that, I was 21.        
+I'm going to testify that Chelsea's a nympho with a humongous
+fantasy life in her head and that you and I had nothing to do with it.        
+Marco, what if they find out you're not an anarchist? What if they find
+out you're chubby, bald, a Tibetan Buddhist Nun and married to both
+me AND my mom???
+   I love you Marco. I love you, you're my honey. Promise me you'll
+destroy this email as soon as you've read it. If thy find this
+we're absolutely screwed.        
+
+"All my lovin',"        
+Brookie Wookie.PS: Oh my 
+god, Marco. It just occurred to me. What  if they find out
+about Johnny Chung, Connie Chung and the Jello Brand (tm) 
+Chinese Communist Naval Masturbation Eco-Defense fund???
+
+     =)      =)      =)       =)       =)      =)      =)
+
+   
+   To: ati@etext.org
+   From: cstadler@mgpi.com (Craig Stadler)
+   I was wondering if you know any guitarists 
+   Im not sure if I asked you already or not or maybe this doesnt 
+   pertain to you...I play in a DEATH METAL band called 
+   NARCOLEPSY.
+   http://www.grave.com/~mega/narcolepsy
+   We are looking for a guitarist and thought you 
+   might know someone based on your writing.
+   If not, sorry for the junk email.
+   Thanks in advance.
+   Craig
+   PS :  We Live In Atlanta/Marietta, Georgia
+
+
+
+
+   Mail from: Roger Bunn   
+   To: Prime Anarchist
+   Subject: That cheeky little Featured artist system                    
+   London 19 November 1997
+   Unfortunately, this is only one of a number of reports
+   concerning the ethic of the music industry, its featured
+   artists and the misuse of children.
+   Gary Glitter, UK pop / rock star of the 70 / 80s was arrested
+   overnight by the UK police. He was later released on bail. Gary 
+   was reknown for his numermous come-back and Christmas Concerts
+   We use the Really past tense because although in showbiz, he 
+   is not someone of the "stature" of Micheal Jackson.
+   PC World reported child porn on his PC when it was taken
+   in for repair. His house was also searched.                             
+   Has the industry "lost it's way?"  
+
+(we got a LOT of letters to the editor this week. Kool.)
+and now:
+PRIME ANARCHIST WORLD NEWS:
+Main Street, USA. (PAWN) - MATTELL PLANS AN M-16 WITH MORE CURVES
+AND LESS STEAL.
+   By White Knighthawk
+   Special to PAWN
+
+LOS ANGELES EAST - A less bulky M-16A2.95 weapon is on the drawing 
+boards at Mattel, Inc. in a makover designed to give a more
+inclusive profile to the already somewhat voluptuous best selling
+gun that used to tick off feminist Pentagon lobbyists while becoming
+an icon for gangbangers and soldiers all over the world.
+        The M16A2.95, nicknamed "Barbie" by competitor Hasbro, will
+include a thicker butt-stock and curvier hand-guards made out
+of a new fiberglass/polystyrene/leftover-uranium-tailings mixture
+that Mattel claims will be much better than the steel and plastic
+mix earlier used by both Mattel and Hasbro.
+        "We want to make this so that male and female soldiers alike,
+whether they be civilian OR military, can pick one of these up and
+feel good about killing another human being," said Mattel president
+and CEO William 'Death' Provider.
+        "Besides," he said at a Tuesday meeting of tobacco, beer and
+toy lobbyists, "all the new curves just feel really good up against
+your hand and body."
+        The "plastic surgery" is part of a continuing evolution for
+the M-16 assault rifle which got a face-lift in 1967 when tumbler
+rounds were first introduced which tear enemy flesh and bone into
+an unworkable mess of jelly-like substance.     
+        That's especially important, says Whitehouse spokesperson,
+Larry "Dallas" Hagglerman, if you're hardly ever sure you've killed
+"one of them or one of us anymore."
+        It also underwent another big change in 1977, said Hagglerman
+when hand guards and flash supressors were added for the first time.
+Before that, a round spitting out the front end occasionally spit
+back a black hot syruppy carbon-like substance that would sometimes 
+leave the left hand, well, sticky for a few hours. It made no sense
+to the inventors that a gun-firer should get their hands dirty after
+rendering an enemy body "icky," according to Provider, so they worked 
+18 years until perfecting it.
+        Feminists and child advocates are now very satisfied with the
+shape and texture of the M16A2.95.
+        A subtle change in addition to feminizing the weapon can be
+seen on the tumbler round itself. The front end of each round is 
+scored ever so slightly in a circular motion with a surgical steel 
+tool that slightly resembles a small robotic circumcision device - 
+making the bullet even more phallic. This was important to the 
+lobbyists as they were trying to please everybody.
+        "It's, well," said Dorothy Dalton of the women's chapter of
+NOWW, National Organization of Women with Weapons, "Kind of sexy, we
+like it."
+        Provider claims it just plain pleases everyone.
+        "Besides," said Provider, "when converted to an AR-15 it'll
+get past that politically correct, liberal, leftist Clinton weapons-
+ban a whole lot easier if it looks more like a chick."
+
+
+                Well that's about it for 
+                ATI 104. Please send all
+                submissions to 
+                ati@etext.org
+                because if you send them
+                somewhere else, well, 
+                someone else will get them.
+
+                For back issues: check out
+                the following page:
+                http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
+
+                and to subscribe send:
+                SUBSCRIBE ATI
+                as the entire message to:
+                listserv@brazerko.com
+
+
+hasta banana...
+
+
+oh and if you have angst, go to page:
+
+http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html
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+     Shouts to:  Jolie Chinchilla. nov. 14. happy b-day!!!
+
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+	     .....            Y Gadz. Special
+	    .Issue.           Issue of Giving
+	    . 105 .           Thanks Giving that is...
+	     .....
+
+
+----->   Random Notes from Ground Zero
+		   By Ground Zero     
+
+Hey folks! I'm putting up my very own web site soon! Watch for it!
+And now..
+
+	  A Chat with the Phone Man (A work of fiction)
+	
+	
+	As I sat at the bar, the blue baseball cap sported by one of 
+my neighbors' caught my eye.  It sported the new Bell Atlantic logo.  
+	I couldn't resist.
+	"Hey, do you work for the phone company?" I asked.
+	"Yeah," he answered.  "This is the brand-new baseball cap they have.
+I'm one of the very first to get it."
+	"So what do you do for them?  Repairs, installations?"
+	"Yeah, both," he replied.  "Been there for a few years."
+	"Interesting.  I always wanted to work for the phone company.  
+Do you like it?"  I asked.
+	"Yeah, it's fun," he replied, sipping his beer. 
+	I gulped down the rest of my beer and ordered another one.  
+	"What's your name?"
+	"Keith."
+	"Hmm, sounds like fun.  I'd love to see what one of those central 
+offices looks like from the inside," I mused.
+	"Well the public isn't allowed in the central offices."
+	"I'm more than just the public," I said, smiling.  Keith looked 
+at me strangely, trying to discern the significance of my remark.  
+	"How is it that you're allowed in the central office when your 
+job is repairs and installations? You don't need to go to the 
+central office to do those things."
+	"Because *I* work for the phone company," he replied, grinning.
+	"But don't the people at the central office know you don't 
+really belong there?
+	"Do you have to show them ID?"
+	"No, we just walk in."
+	"So theoretically I could just walk in one of these central 
+offices myself if that's true," I reasoned.
+	"What if they ask you who you are and where you work?  What would 
+you do?"
+	"Start running, I guess," I said, laughing.       
+	"No wait, I got it! I'll just tell them I work with you!  
+So what do you do in one of those central offices when you visit one?"
+	Keith considered me for a moment.  "We just hang out."
+	"Really?  What do you do then, listen to people's conversations?"
+	"Not really."
+	"Yeah, I'll bet!  I know what you do in there!" I said, teasing him.
+"So Keith, what do you think of hackers?" I asked.
+	"Who?"
+	"Hackers.  You know, people who can get into other people's 
+computer systems, including those belonging to the phone company."
+	"I never really thought about it.  Why?"
+	"You should learn about these things if you want to get ahead! 
+Don't you want to advance in the company?"
+	"Yeah, I'd love to have one of those corner offices," Keith answered.
+	"Well, think big!  Learn all you can!"  The beers were starting 
+to kick in.  I decided to test Keith's knowlegde.  "So do you guys still 
+use COSMOS?"
+	"No, that hasn't been used in a long time. That's way old.  How do
+you know about that?  Are you one of them?"
+	"One of who?"
+	"Hackers."
+	"I could be," I said tenatively.  "How about LMOS?  Do you use that
+or is that outdated by now?"
+	"Yeah, we use that."
+	"What about REMOBS?"
+	"REMOBS?"
+	"Never mind," I said, laughing.  "You know we know how to
+use loops."
+	"Loops?  Hey wait a minute.  You said 'we''.  Who are 'we'?"
+	"Fruit Loops," I said, laughing.
+	"Yeah, you're a fruit loop all right.  But you *looked* like such a 
+nice girl!"
+	"Appearances can be deceiving, you know.  Hey I know what the
+ANAC is.  How do you like that?"
+	"ANAC, huh.  I'm not even going to touch that one!"
+	"Yeah, you know, dial 958 and it reads back the number you're
+calling from.  The public isn't supposed to know about that!  So can you
+get me a test set?"
+	"No," Keith said, laughing.
+	"How about one of those cool terminals you use?"
+	"No, not unless I want to keep my job."
+	"You know I'm only kidding, right?  How about one of those new
+Bell Atlantic baseball caps?  I wouldn't want it for free, I'll give you
+the money if you can buy one for me."
+	"No, I had a hell of a time getting one for someone who worked
+for the phone company for over 35 years and is retired now.  They're
+that hard to get," Keith replied.
+	"Well, that makes me want one all the more!"  I ordered another
+beer for myself and one for Keith.  I put my arm around him.
+	"Keith, stick with me. You'll go straight to the top!"
+
+
+.....................
+
+In an unrelated story, Bell Atlantic just announced the cost of a payfone
+call is rising in NJ to 35 cents.  What a rip! 
+
+The new issue of Cybertek has an interesting article on payfones and why
+the red box is going to be obsolete.  For more info, see:
+http://www.osuny.com/~areff/cybertek.html
+
+See you next time.  And remember, Be Creative!
+
+-GZ!
+
+
+Thanks Ground Zero. It's always nice to hear from Joiz-ee.
+OK, this is the special giving-of-thanks issue of ATI, Active 
+Thanksgivings Indicated.
+We give thanks to GZ, and Fah-Q; thanks to the world wide web,
+Angelfire, Geocities, Etext.org, oh, let's not forget suck.com.
+Thanks, people. And an especially big indication of thanks to 
+all my readers "all-over-the-haus," and I mean that from the 
+bottom of my art. All of you. Portugal especialmente, hola:
+que tal la familia??? Gracias, gracias al todo.
+
+s prime.
+
+OK, we move right over to PRIME ANARCHIST WORLD NEWS and then a
+special guest star input from mr. nopie himself. Then not much
+else, I'll end with a poem of mine perhaps, or maybe steal one.
+Hey, cheer up, this only happens once a year. I mean 2 issues in
+one week only happens once. Not Thanksgiving. Thanksgiving happens
+every day. Every meal if you do it right. =) Yack!!! I sound like
+an earth day fanatic or something. <flashing two peace/victory signs>
+"turkeyday is every day, d00dz; hang eight." (Oh I forgot, I 
+H A V E     all 10. (good luck following that one: excessive brain
+dump de-activated))
+
+
+(WallyHood - CALIF.) -PAWN.   NEWTON SAYS HE LOST HIS PAINTINGS
+WHILE ZONKED OUT ON IBOGAINE.
+	"I want my art back," said the famous opera diva, Huey
+P.F. Newton, of the paintings now held in escrow by a joint 
+branch of the IRS and the Federal Marshalls.
+	He claims the Dalai Lama, John F. Kennedy Jr., Robert
+Ulrich, Jimmy Carter and German rap trio Tic Tac Toe all saw IRS
+agents and US Marshalls sting him and then take his paintings away.
+He's demanding their return and 25 million dollars given him for
+all his troubles.
+	"First they threw hot bubbling acid at my face," said 
+Newton, which must hurt when you've already got white ibogaine
+powder up your nose and under your eyelids, "then they took my
+Pablo Picassos and Rembrandts. Ooh, they pissed me off."
+    -30-
+
+
+
+gggggggggguuuuuuuuueeeeeeeeessssssssssttttttttttttt
+ u         e        s        t         editorial!!!
+  e         s        s        e         =) 
+   s         s        e        ditor
+    t         e        d            ial
+     !         d        ed             !
+      e       edit        it
+       dito       or        orial!
+	   r        eal.
+	    ial       
+		      
+				    R U 4 real???
+				    editorial!
+				    U guessed it:
+				    The best
+				    guest editor
+				    we've ever
+				    had. 4 real!!!
+
+
+
+RE:    Month.   (this p.o.e.m. brought to you by PAP productions
+>                in conjuction with Rhino Records and NOPE
+>                enterprises. Risking redundancy for those who
+>                don't remember, PAP prods. is Prime Anarchist
+>                Productions, and NOPE ents. is No One in Particular
+>                Enterprises. Thanks Sean.)
+I guess I have to reply to that one heheheh.
+
+As you have guessed this is Fah-q The Irish Roads Warrior! I guess 
+since you have reprinted a cygnus blurb I have to come up with something 
+new.
+
+Here I am in the heartland of central Illinois and I love it here. 
+Most of the people in these old towns still think it is the 50's 
+and some think that that is too new fangled for them. The kids 
+get together and hang out on the railroad crossing and just drink " to 
+use a word that they use here " "POP" you couldn't find a beer in this 
+town if you had a million dollars and you best well go to some church 
+on sunday morning....afternoon......evening......night or they will 
+look at you like you are some kind of freak. I have hung a picture of 
+jesus in my window ( jesus?.... or is that jeff...?) and when they come 
+over and ask me to go to church with them I ask if they would accept 
+the mormon missionaries some thursday evening for a visit. I drive too 
+fast for the cop? ( he doesn't have a gun and his name is andy no 
+kidding) and he says that I have to stop bothering the librarian to 
+get Steal This Urine Test. The library is owned by the Piat County book 
+worm society. They have some good books 
+here in the stacks but since there is no T.V here to speak of I read most 
+of the old books in the place and wanted some new ones. I tried to give 
+them some that i had but they got turned down as too controversial ( tom 
+clancy , alan ginsberg complete poems and white shroud ) nope noway.
+ I am thinking of getting another chevette and a pen......
+
+well i have to get going so i can make it to lake decatur and listen to 
+the art bell show on wsoy....
+
+
+/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
+you missed it!
+\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
+CALENDARIA
+
+20Nov.   1820. Whaling ship ESSEX sunk by sperm whale.
+30       1997. New Moon.
+14       1997. Full moon. Aroughghghghghghghgh.
+9        1965. NYC Blackout.
+10       1998. International Buy Something Day.
+24 Dec.  Hanukah begins.                   31. Hanukah ends.
+	 (don't miss it. My newyears resolution this year is 
+	  converting to Tibetan Bhudeism. (Dylan'll be pleased.))
+
+
+Two Line Poem 
+	-by Harry Ehren.
+
+There I sat in Elija's Diner
+    -for 25 hours:
+He never came.
+
+
+
+JOURNAL POEM 32
+       by Prime Anarchist.
+Harmonarchy, a house hoping 
+For harmonious anarchy.
+Got a Christ room and everything.
+Waking up I ask my wife wonderfully,
+Is margarine magnetic?
+If you're quiet, you can hear
+The owls go to sleep.
+Just a random thought
+Happily hazarded.
+
+So there we were thinking "here we
+Are slapdash in an unplanned spot."
+Gentrification -- a $10 word. If you
+Can't afford it -- means racism.
+
+Will the Yucatan pope show up at the
+Vatican peninsula? Expecting him
+Is like Pope on a hope.
+2 Heyoka moons each month. Sometimes 3.
+If you own a dish you might see 
+Him applying his clown white,
+Or noxeeming it off. Dare I call it
+Papal soap? Hope not -- nope.
+Diet pancakes in New Rochelle reduces
+Stresses from NYC driving.
+Half moon, heyoka -- a spiritual slap
+In the face. More fun than anything
+Pious, pompous, or pathetically
+Prudish any day.
+Fact, a clown each day makes
+For a nice clean smile.
+Even better than soap.
+
+AS PER USUAL AD HOC, AD NAUSEUM, AND HEAVILY ADVERTISED,
+please send all love letters, hate mail and boosts in
+my credit rating to:
+
+ati@etext.org
+
+for back issues goto
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
+
+for i=1 to 30
+
+If wishto subscribe
+
+send:
+
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+
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+
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+
+99end
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+106.                                           12-20-97
+
+And now here's Rabbi Marc Harry Ehrenfrucht with his terrific High
+Holy Holiday Tomato Hanuka Tonic.
+
+Reb Marco here, Honniktonnik. Mazaltov.
+Or was that molotov?
+Halitosis? Here goes.
+
+Peel a tomatoe, I mean a lemon. Lemon peel. 
+Holidays gotcha grumpy??? 
+Try this:
+
+1 lemon
+1 ton tomatoe
+1 TBsp. maple syrup
+1 glass hot tapwater
+2/3 hawaian ice cubes
+4 pieces parsley
+Salt to taste
+Lips to kiss
+Legs that kill
+Add pineapple for eyes to die for.
+Put it all in a blender and say, "ah."
+Or was that oy?
+Merry X-men-mas. GenerationXmas.
+And don't forget to give baby ben jesse
+
+All your undivided intentions.
+
+
+Prime Anarchist Opinion. (if you don't like it then send yours in!)
+"EMPLOYEES MUST WASH THEIR HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK."
+        -Swisher et al.
+        I think it's more important these days an owner be covered with
+a prominently displayed sign than that anyone ACTUALLY clean their hands,
+huh?
+
+"PLEASE EXCUSE OUR MESS WHILE WE CORDON OFF 3 AISLES AT A TIME WITH
+SHIPPING TAPE AND PAPER TOWELS AND USE THESE SLOW HOURS TO WASH, WAX,
+AND BUFF FLOORS, RESTOCK SHELVES, REPAIR FIXTURES LISTEN TO LOUD MUSIC,
+AND DO ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT 10 YEARS AGO WERE DONE WHEN A STORE
+CLOSED DOWN FOR A FEW HOURS."
+                -SS&S;ST&PT. Super Stop and Shop; Shipping Tape
+                and Paper Towel Division.
+
+
+
+<picture>
+Two signs next to each other on a turn-off from route 1, USA.
+
+  /CONDOS/          /PAWN/
+ / FOR  /          /SHOP/
+/ SALE /          /    /
+
+
+hmmm...
+
+
+I-69 -- LAREDO TO QUEBEC: MENAGE A TRADE.
+       by prime anarchist
+Canada eating out Mexico.
+Virtual orgy.
+Everybody trucking everybody else.
+None of the "No-view-riche" knowing who to thank;
+But all of the poor of the 
+Poorest of the poor certainly
+Knowing who to blame.
+& US in the middle of it all.
+Money, perhaps at the root of all obscenity.
+Insanity.
+Nympho-consumero-expando-destructo-maniacs abound.
+And the environment?
+Do the words "suffer bitch," come to mind?
+
+
+Untitled Skeleton
+   by marco  
+
+October twenty nine, nineteen seventy nine--
+Oscar and Theresa were putting in some serious overtime.
+'Twas an Old Testament reading in Salvador, India; simultaneously;
+When will this bloodshed stop???
+Saint Oscar martyred nineteen eighty...
+When will this bloodshed stop???
+Entombed by the Catholic political society.
+Madre dio! When will this bloodshed stop???
+Gospel totally opposes vatican council two:
+Protestant coalition sells Salvation for souls --
+
+Hoo.
+
+Old chrisT cOnsTiTuTed pOsTure, nOT Official sTance.
+GovernmenT respOnsible fOr giving pOOr a chance.
+YOung mary magdalene likely dOth apprOve,
+Old SainT Theresa prOb'ly smiles -n- dances tOO.
+                                           (you notice washing
+Roohah, hoo. haroo.                         tonion looks so very
+                                            much like draconian???)
+Washington foreign policy toward all, conservationitorian,
+You needn't a thinktank to see who cannot live.
+        Fernando,
+     Cancel my appointment with the Pope.
+  Hold all my calls you dolt. I'm going to be
+ A pahtr'n of the Ahts.
+Meanwhile, as the multinational corporate gnostic
+Foetuses come out objecting to the moral
+Majority old right guard;
+Skeletons rip out of earth; roll as
+Bones, jawed on a picket white yard;
+Enter Cerberus' casino. Try a door: woof.
+
+Snake eyes.     -OO-
+
+march 26, 1996.  Minnesota  
+
+
+
+
+LETTERS TO ATI:
+Wishing you peace and love...
+http://www.bluemountain.com/cards/box4659/ati7243szv8046.html
+
+
+
+From: Ali Shehzad Zaidi 
+
+
+If the dance of the peacock can bring forests of desire, orchards of
+fulfillment, into being, if the ghost dance of the Lakota can transfigure
+the landscape with ancestral memory, then fusing our horizons into
+history
+we can remove from our universities this blight of statistics and
+mendacity
+and corporate logos and smiling men in suits. For an education that is a
+shared adventure, not an ordeal of solitary confinement, for a human
+condition in which we have fallen in love, for what The University wanted
+to
+be before it ever was, for the messages sieved from the prophetic sea of
+images in our midst, for the moon that replenishes this night: restore
+the
+imagination to our curricula -- our very lives. 
+
+             In other words, revolution now.
+
+                                                        Ali
+
+
+
+
+=)                     x                      (=
+
+Prime Anarchist World News.
+
+               This one swiped from the Onion:
+
+        NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that 
+the #3 consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Sesame Street following a 
+Children's Television Workshop announcement that a homosexual muppet will 
+soon join the show's cast. 
+        "The letter D is proud to have brought you many wonderful Sesame 
+Street episodes throughout the program's 28-year history," said Patricia 
+Willis, public-relations director for D. "But the letter D
+does not condone the sort of morally questionable lifestyles that 
+Sesame Street is advocating with the introduction of this new character. 
+It can no longer in good conscience associate itself with the show." 
+        Willis said D's withdrawal is effective immediately, and applies 
+to both capital and lower-case versions of the letter. 
+        The gay muppet, "Roger," will be introduced on Sesame Street 
+Dec. 23, CTW director Leslie Charren said. Thus far, no other sponsors 
+have pulled out, though the number seven has requested an
+advance tape of the episode before it makes a decision.         
+        Many public-television insiders believe D's withdrawal was 
+motivated by a desire not to alienate religious conservatives, 
+a section of the population that employs the letter frequently. 
+        "D is for, among other things, demagoguery, dogma and doctrine, 
+words crucial to right-wing groups like the Christian Coalition," said 
+Yale University political-science professor J. Wright Franklin. 
+        "It is likely that D felt it could ill afford to offend such a 
+large segment of its users." 
+        While a long-term replacement for D has not yet been secured 
+by Sesame Street, the number three will temporarily fill in for it 
+in a number of the show's animated shorts. Other pieces will simply 
+skip from C to E, with vocalists stretching out C into two syllables 
+to match the rhythm of the alphabet song. 
+        Sesame Street is stung by the sudden departure of its longtime 
+supporter. Speaking to reporters, cast member Cookie Monster said: 
+"Me disappointed letter D choose to end relationship with Sesame Street 
+due to pressure from extremely vocal minority. We accused of endorsing 
+deviant lifestyle. Me say homosexuality natural, not immoral. 
+Diversity and enrichment. That good enough for me." 
+
+
+                            
+http://www.theonion.com
+
+
+PAWN /Washingmachineton/  ALL US TROOPS WILL BE INOCULATED AGAINST ANTHRAX.
+        The largest peace-time boat-lift on-going in US history.
+        "Not since Joesph Smith canoed three Hopi and 7 Navajo down
+the Rio Grande, has a larger percentage of a population voluntarily
+undergone tic-bite treatments," said Joseph Biafra, of CDC.
+        Four ships a day will port off Plum island, L.I for the next seven
+months, while soldiers, sailors and marines undergo 3 days and 4 nites
+each of beer-drinking, carousing and letting ticks bite them in hopes 
+that they will catch anthrax, according to Biafra.   
+        "Thems that live'll be thems that make us stronger," said 
+Connecticut Governor John Jacob Rovland at a recent rock concert held
+to raise funds for the Long Island Island.
+
+
+
+                              HOW DO YOU GET THESE #'S
+                                   by The Miserable
+
+                Pick a proposed casino
+                any casino
+                Pick a hundred people
+                any people
+                # people for casino: 3
+                # people against:  86
+                # who will gamble, eat, attend shows there
+                once it opens:   98.
+
+                Recite after me:
+                "This Does Not Compute.
+
+
+Singin' Cripple Creek, CT.   (c) June 15, 1995  marc frucht
+
+    (F)     --
+     (C7)    (F)
+       --       --
+       (C7)      (F)
+
+All of this and a whole lot more
+In Cripple Creek Connecticut
+It's boom or bust while the ships go rust
+Here in Cripple Creek Connecticut.
+
+As a wayward boy rides a 10-speed bike
+To put a couple quarters in a video game.
+Now a 5-dollar token holds a promise of gold.
+Trading up for a limosine ride.
+
+People putting up their homes for sale
+Saying they're so fed up you know
+Not sellin low to the local folk,
+Holding out 'til the price comes up.
+   
+   (spoken)  ('n who d'ya think'll buy 'em)
+
+Protestant clergyman parks his car
+To self-serve gas and cast a lot.
+Ten in the tank and a lottery scratch.
+To see if he can hit a jackpot.
+
+5 tykes 5 slides 5 amusement rides
+In a Rondald McDonaldland
+3 go home without any trouble
+2 wait while daddy goes for snake eyes or doubles.
+
+A jail cell locks up voting machines
+Along with a baseball betting book
+2 of a kind beats a Royal Flush
+When the loser gets a recount took.
+
+Mall architect adopts a pet
+Abused greyhound from the plainfield lot
+Says gambling is Satan's root
+But she'll cocktail wait making loose ends meet.
+
+All of this and a whole lot more
+In Cripple Creek Connecticut
+It's boom or bust while the ships go rust
+Here in Cripple Creek Connecticut.
+
+
+
+
+
+JOURNAL POEM 33
+Dedication: Juan & Edgar: Father & Son.
+
+Nothing rhymes with viener schnitzel
+3 turtles walk gardenward out
+Of the north seeking vegetation.
+Heyoka moon wanes. 3 questions:
+Must war tear every square
+Foot of the earth?
+When will the blood stop spilling??
+Who left out Revelation to John 22:22???
+
+So there we were thinking,
+"Here we are."
+
+Direct non-violent confrontation
+Door County should make
+Cherry flavored potato chips.
+Can't taste as bad as the trees smell.
+
+Cinco de Mayo
+ Carbon monoxide
+  Deisel truck drives by
+   Jogger coughs once more;
+    Rain makes it smell worse
+     Sick to his stomach
+      May 5th - his first run.
+
+Washing hands and face in the lower
+Spring each morning -- a good time
+To see animal tracks.
+Surely you share this spring.
+Turn thirty really close to the
+Vernal equinox while de-icing the
+Windshield at LaGuardia airport.
+Hyssop cleans the temples.
+Mall full of beer-bellied men
+& anorexic-looking women makes for
+Feeling sick and sorry for society.
+Mecca and mime sit silently saying, "..."
+
+Polka Haiku:
+Learning new songs on
+Accordian, guitar, voice,
+Reworking old ones.
+
+Gadzookamaluga!
+Chubbs says he's waiting
+For Vatican III in 3-D.
+"So what's a soy rabbi?" I ask
+Receiving lesson about the over-
+Specializing of everything american.
+"I'm in charge of health foods,"
+He says, "herbs, anything to do with
+
+What's good for you -- shampoo's
+Soaps, etc."
+Oy, soy rabbi.
+
+Wisconsin. Like a borscht
+Without brussels sprouts.
+
+
+
+
+That's all s/he wrote.
+
+This has been a prime anarchist production in conjunction
+with ATI.
+
+Get your phree subscription by sending
+
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+
+
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+                          /\
+                          \/
+
+
+
+The Folk Process                and
+c/o  Sing Out                welcome to
+po box 5253                     ATI
+Bethlehem PA                 issue 107
+      18015-0253           Your Source for
+                       good newz since before
+                               1989
+
+To the Tune of "Were You There."
+
+Were you there when they diverted those funds.
+Were you there when they diverted those funds.
+Oh, sometimes it maketh me angry, so angry.
+Were you there when they diverted those funds.
+
+
+Were you there when they gave the contras arms.
+   "   "       "         "
+Oh, sometimes it maketh me angry, so angry.
+Were you there...
+
+
+Were you there when they gave Iraq those planes
+   "   "     "   "
+Oh, sometimes it maketh me angry, so damned angry.
+Were you there...
+
+
+Were you there when they sold all of those drugs,
+Were you there while they distribute those drugs,
+Oh, sometimes it makes me angry, so angry.
+Were you there...
+
+
+Were you there when they charged it to the poor.
+Were you there when they bilked it on the poor.
+Oh, oh, sometimes it makes me angry. So ANGRY;
+Were you there when they charged it to the poor.
+
+(repeat first verse)
+
+
+Hi, Prime Anarchist here. I don't have much to say today
+so I'll keep this short. I got up late, and then decided
+to put ATI in the composing room this morning instead of
+tonite. So you all get a slightly early treat.
+And MUCH BETTER THAN KIBBLES AND BITS.
+Speaking of which, did you know they came out with a
+gentle high-fiber version of Kibbles that's geared for
+older dogs and getting them the consistancy they need in
+their doggy lifestyle? Kibbles and Schi*t*z.
+Well, we'll get quickly on to the #'s run and then some
+interviews and stuff. There were no contributions to the 
+ati@etext.org box so most of this issue will be my own
+fault. I haven't been near the marco99@juno.com box in a
+couple weeks so there might be a backup of submissions
+there if anyone's responding to old ATI's. (and I can't 
+imagine how many letters are being deadlettered or bounced
+from the BRO box or the New Jersey Addresses. Any way of
+finding out, Ground Zero? OK here goes the #'s runs. Hope
+you all had good Holy Dayz. Happy New Years too. Hope you
+made good new years revolutions. Mine is to change things.
+
+#'s run for sunday, dec 27, 1997. 10:38 hours...
+http://www.angelfire.com/oh/jagsplace/hopi.html
+                        /ny/fasters/vent.html
+                        /wi/kokopeli/tek.html
+http://www.cyberstreet.com/users/rellik/diebarney.htm
+http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Parthenon/1963
+http://www.tao.ca/earth/tormedia
+http://www-esl.tamu.edu/~marc/faces2.html
+http://www.geocities.com/TimesSquare/Alley/5012
+http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Delphi/5661
+http://www.vigilante.net/~puce/mestuff/sarah.html
+http://www.soback.kornet.nm.kr/~pixeline/heeyun
+http://vvv.com/~tommy/files/taps.yip
+http://www.passagen.se/je73/index2.html
+http://www.speakeasy.org/citizen
+http://www.disinfo.com
+http://donde.uji.es
+http://home.earthlink.net/~theloser/tv.html
+http://www.nolo.com
+http://www.sundaypaper.com/general/postcard
+http://griffin.multimedia.edu/vf.sindex.hem/~ktaylor/citizen/
+       word/schitz.html
+
+PAP #180 theory.
+        Brookfield, CT    206x189
+        Denver,     CO    145x189
+        Whitelake,  WI    175x181
+        Rome,    Italy    360x179
+(waddya maka DAT, huh?? Huh???)
+
+EXERCISE AND REFLECTION:
+     from the 1993 book "Holy Fools and Mad Hatters."
+How To Be Your Own Court Jester
+        The next time you feel caught up in some problem
+which has you upset or worried, call in the clowns.
+Exaggerate the issue as much as you can: "Oh, God, this
+is the WORST thing that has EVER happened to me. It's 
+worse than the San Francisco earthquake of '89!"
+        Then you might pound your head in clown's jest,
+weep fake tears, throw yourself on the floor... then have
+a good laugh. Be both audience and clown. When you're done
+you may not only feel better, but the issue or problem may
+find its proper proportion in your life.
+
+
+And tha's the fax, ma'am.
+
+/\/\/\/\/\/\
+\like or as,\
+ \ and i'm not            OP ED.
+  \talking    \           ------
+   poetics.   /             Well, I am somewhat. I'm trying
+    \/\/\/\/\/       to get the word "like" in the grunge 
+              context completely out of my vocabulary. And
+    now that it's more popular than ever, it's ever so much
+harder to remove. Much less, keep out.
+        "I was like..."
+        "He said, like..."
+        "She's like, as if, like, um, like..."
+        Oh!
+        Oh.
+        Ho!
+        NO!!!
+
+Pet peeve of mine. Bigtime. I'm like -- postal, ballistic, I
+mean like you know... Like oh my god. No way. I mean it's like...
+
+
+        I wonder how much an American (or any for that matter)
+running shoe would REALLY be if companies weren't allowed to 
+find $6 a day labor somewhere outside their own country?
+        Let's see. When a brand new pair of Nikes comes out
+they're about $109.99 and they're handmade in the US of A.
+        Then about 6 months later they're made in Korea by hand
+and in the US on a machine and they're about 89.99. $70 and $40
+seems to be the magic #'s at ALL the shops by the time you can
+walk into a store and start asking for help finding that model,
+but an American made pair. I swear, ask a clerk to help you find
+it, you might be able to find them this discovery for their own 
+self-revolution at the same exact moment!
+The shoes are all mixed in by now. Korean handmades, Thai machines,
+"Made by real live Tianamin College students," 
+        "Handmade in the USA" 
+        "made by scabs," all of them. Same "who cares-price" 
+for each of them. USA, Korea, China, Guatemala, 
+no one seems to care by then--
+same "low" price! Of course when they get to Goodwill that $109 pair
+sits right next to a $39.99 pair for $5. Ask if you can have them both
+for $6 see where THAT gets ya.
+        So I'd say "middle class" America is unwittingly working 
+with slaves hand-in-hand to bring us these so-self-subsidized 
+sneakers. (AND NIKE'S NOT THE ONLY ONES BY THE WAY - ASK ME WHEN THE
+LAST PAIR OF SANFRANCISCO LEVIS i EVER BOUGHT WAS??? They're just
+scapegoat of the year, I'd say.)
+        Yeah, we're keeping Nikes from being $300 a pair, on Kate
+Moss' feet, 209.49 on ours and staying out of Goodwill's bins for about 
+3 extra weeks.
+        So how much is a pair of sneakers really if we remove slave
+labor from the picture? Who the heck knows. Do the math however you
+want. I figure it's about 80:30 and/or 240:90 but this economy's just
+so darn complexified now I've got half a mind to stop doing math
+altogether and just plain call it FALSE. 
+                (did he say "false?"
+                Anarchist said "false economy?"
+                Prime Anarchist said a "false..."
+        I would never... well...
+        This rhetorical Math-quiz brought to you by Levi Strauss.
+Makers and Breakers of Guatemala since the Great S.F.E.Q. of '89. 
+
+riddle: how much would a can of greenbeans from Greenbay be if 
+illegals weren't ALLOWED to work at DeanFoods, DressBeef, Vlassic
+and assorted others we would be shot onsight for mentioning?
+
+ans: five dollars and thirty-five cents!!!
+
+We end with the gen-x 12 days of xmas.
+send all subs to 
+listserv@brazerko.com
+
+put:
+SUBSCRIBE ATI 
+as the entire message.
+
+get back issues at:
+
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
+
+
+send anything you want to contribute:
+ANYTHING AT ALL   -- lennon/mccartney
+to:
+
+ati@etext.org
+
+hatemail? 
+just hit autoreply. 
+(works for everything in case u didn't know...)
+
+If you've sighted Elvis please keep it to yourself.
+
+
+On the 12th day of (gen-x) xmas my x-wife gave to me:
+12 loofah sponges
+11 former friends
+10 pages of taxes (the longform)
+9  divorce decrees in the local papers
+8  kids who flirt with me. 
+
+7 lawyers laughing
+6 lesbian vampire chicks cheering
+5 tons of ANGST
+
+4 calling cards
+3 visas
+2 bill collectors
+and a par-boiled rice box half-full.
+
+
+And if you've nothing better to do, go to:
+http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html
+
+
+         #30
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+(hope you don't mind my sharing it with you all): 
+A lonely walk across the crowded beach. 
+The laughing cries of playful children, 
+Echoing in the empty recesses of my heart. 
+Even the sea gulls avoid me, 
+With my stigmata of the loner. 
+A cure I sought, to this solitude. 
+So I joined a club for people like me. 
+Now I sit alone, 
+In a place For the emotionally homeless.
+David <ddorfman@hotmail.com>
+
+Hullo, and wulkum to thu wuhldz furst e-zine
+cumpletely run by thu cuhntrubutorz. 
+ATI issue 108. January 3, 1998. (just 400 shupping days luft
+untul thu yuh 2000 millunium cumputuh cluck prublum.
+ATI, your zine uv hope. unarchist tums, uncorporated.
+
+(why do I get the feeling he's making fun of John Entwhistle???)
+
+OK, Prime here to tell you -- another OpEd.
+   "Uh oh," I say, "Clinton's got a new puppy
+named Buddy. He'll be impeached soon.
+   "Checkers, Willie," I say. "You the man." Won't be anything
+the Republicans are doing. They keep failing to "nail" him 
+like a CIA operative on Castro. Let's see. It took Nixon about
+3 years to get impeached after he was "tooken" in by those 
+cute wide puppydog eyes. Bill? In these high tech, quick-paced
+page-me-and-I'll-cell-phone-your-voice-mail times? 
+   A year. Two max. Start a pool? 
+   No pap #'s run today. And no Calendular. Get that mid-jan at
+a webzine surfshop near you. Tons of submissions today. I can 
+glide. My dreams seem to be coming to fruition. Or at least 
+multiplying, anyhow. I pulled all last month's submissions off
+the junomail system before NUKING it. So you're in for a treat
+today. 
+   Don't forget though, send all further contribs to 
+ati@etext.org   
+or leave it in one of the guestbooks. If you
+send correspondence to 
+marco99@juno.com
+who knows who might get it now. Is there such thing as a 
+dead-letter office in cyberland? Hmmm. Go to school on 
+that one, eh?
+
+This one's called Prince Albert
+dedicated to the Royal American Guard.
+Written by Dwarka Chavez.
+
+Alexandra's hubby knew a joke or two they say.
+Both he told at court each time whilst
+Grampa drinks his Kurds and whey.
+First is the one about the road
+Crossed with an eyesore of chicken-
+Lastly he'd always take off his shoe and ask it:
+D'ya have George in a tin?
+
+He footnotes this: "Prince Albert and Princess 
+Victoria were first cousins married 1840.
+George III was her father's father."
+
+-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- --
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+#19 
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+ECO TERRORIZM 
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+Pay per view 
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+Who needs nature anymore 
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+Pay to poo 
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+Who needs to dig a hole 
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+in a forest 
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+Pay to chew 
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+Who needs plants to fill our bellies 
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+When we have irradiated cardboard 
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+crackers 
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+Made from cow guts, 
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+dung 
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+and chocolate flavored pudding. 
+
+..........Sacheee2/97#19 
+
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+     <> <> <> <> <>
+
+WESTCHESTER COYOTE by Jenny McBride
+reprinted from other zines.
+
+Came wheeling around the brick wall
+of the would be estate
+And I thought,
+"Someone's shephard mix coming to bark at us."
+But it ran sleek into Coyote,
+Was the ancient trickster
+Setting barbs of longing 
+In my heart,
+The thrill of longing
+For the return of fleet feet
+To the plains.
+Coyote ran yet watched
+As we marveled, suburban scientists.
+He whet our lips
+We'll do the same for him.
+Wilder than road crowding deer on goose.
+He is running, yet 
+Across a lawn
+And into the restored praire
+Triumph the moment.
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+Velkomen to ATI 108 by the way. I hope you like it's 
+spontane-80. Or whatever they call that.
+Prime proud to announce all this good stuff. That's
+about all I'll be doing this week. I oughta just
+"mc" each piece, huh? Maybe I'll submit a thing or
+two if I see a good spot to put one in, otherwise
+what you see is what a bunch of various sundries
+put in.
+Well, we're into another year. What ELSE can we get
+into -- we'll have to see.
+        "Cross that bridge when we get..." GHW Bush.
+        Was this New Year's "rockin" eve boring or
+was I the only one who slept through it? I woke up
+feeling such the old man I had to check my beard to
+see that it warn't the whole 40 days gone. There 
+wasn't even water on the ground. Oh -- different 40
+days...
+        Well, listen I'm pretty glad I didn't take
+Amtrak into the City this year to be honest with you.
+        Cutting in on Bob Barker's 19 year old G.F.
+during a Spice Girls lipsinc festival is just somehow
+not my idea of a good time.
+        In fact the city probably looked more like a 
+Star Wars alien bar scene than the movie itself! 
+Freakazoids all over the place. 
+        Glad I missed it. Thank God for Memorex!
+Prime outa here.
+
+
+PAWN- (Rome Again) MICROSOFT AND CATHOLIC AGREE ON MERGER
+At a recent press conference Gatlin-Bill Guttierez 
+announced a merger between Microsoft, Inc. and the
+Catholic (not to be confused with the catholic). 
+        "Well, said Bill, "I offered the Pope some of
+our cappucino and he traded half of Rome. You should've
+seen his eyes all mezmarized-looking.
+        Bill said wait 'til we see what Italy's willing
+to fork over in exchange for Java.
+
+MACDONALDS OFFERS FREE SEATING
+(USA) - In Fierce grueling competition, Mackie D's offered
+free seating yesterday; not to be one-upped by Burger King
+with their free fries.
+        "Free fries???" Quipped Ronald, of PlayLand, "Hah!
+What's that get you? 59c??? You can sit in any of our
+restaurants, for as long as you want. And it's absolutely
+free. Let's see THEM do that."
+
+(DC) - CHIEF JUSTICE GETTING SUPREMELY SOFT ON RACISM
+(By CB7. Special to Prime Anarchist World News) 
+        "He's alright for a colored," said Chief Justice
+William Rankin at a recent stop to a Washington DC, NW
+BK for lunch.
+        Sources close to the Chief said William Jefferson,
+a recent George Washington University graduate was waiting
+on their table after this morning's C-SPAN debate implicating
+Pat Buckaneen and White House basement official Ann Neutrczisn
+when Jefferson asked if Buckaneen wanted coke with his free
+fries.
+        "You know bi-partisan one-party world-democracy is on 
+its way," said Neutrczisn," when the Chief Justice uses
+other than the 'N' word for a George Washington University
+grad." 
+        Rankin could not be reached for comment, but his 
+answering machine did say that some of his best friends are
+nerds.
+
+
+TO THE EDITORS OF ANARCHY TIMES:
+
+Like, that 12 days thing man was really full of like, ya know, like wow,
+like stuff...
+
+
+A LETTER TO HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON
+Dear Mrs. Clinton:
+        I am told you are the most respected woman in the United
+States right now. Were I still a signal soldier in the US Army,
+I would honor you as the wife of my commander in chief. But I
+don't.
+        I must say with all candor I only voted for you all
+because I was downright scared another four more years of Bush
+and Reagan would surely ruin this planet beyond repairable
+recognition.
+        Now to the meat of this rhetoric and then I'll close
+with a poem. I will find myself able to have respect for you if
+and ONLY IF YOU FREE LEONARD PELTIER.
+        I really don't know how you can handle the embarrassment
+of calling yourself an American while another brilliant mind sits
+tucked away behind nationally chagrined bars, imprisoned merely 
+for his views.
+        I'm sure you've got a handle on the concept "none of us
+free until all are;" I believe that with all my heart.
+        Mrs. Clinton, I cannot find more than a handful of 
+Americans who still want Peltier "neutralized." But then, maybe
+they're who run your life right now.
+        So please Mrs. Clinton. Instruct your husband tonite to
+stop embarrassing me and finally command my respect by granting 
+Peltier his freedom.
+        We truly are related,
+        
+        Marc Arnold
+
+CC:     Amy Carter
+        Lisa Faruoulo
+
+HERE'S WHY THE CAGED BIRD SINGS:
+A Postscript Poem For My Country's Leader.
+by Marc Arnold
+
+Here, hear the music of an Auschwitz violin circle.
+Hitler loved his music; and so his assistant.
+So the jew played Beethoven for seven hours;
+Before the assistant killed each musician.
+Smiles were everywhere; the music was beautiful.
+The caged bird sings because he is allowed.
+What song would you like to hear?
+
+
+                G ---------------------------------
+                & ---------------------------------
+                G ---------------------------------
+                & ---------------------------------
+                C ---------------------------------
+
+
+SONG-CIRCLE BROADSIDE by Marco Capelli
+F-Bb-C   (Kingston Trio-ish)
+
+I was ridin the T this morning and I got bored
+And kind of lonely so I picked up a magazine
+So I could read it and it was filled with lots of pictures &
+words and words and pictures and pictures and typos galore.
+And pictures of words and words about pictures
+And typos and typos galore.
+
+So I did ride the T this morning and 
+I got lonely and kind of bored 
+So I had purchased a magazine and it was called STUFF
+And it was free so it was filled up with
+Stuff and stuff and stuff about stuff
+and it was pretty good and I liked it a lot
+But many may say that
+It was full of fluff.
+
+(ch) Stuff magazine
+     Stuff was full of fluff
+     Stuff magazine
+     Stuff was full of fluff
+
+(spoken after each verse)  (well it's not your Pheonix you know.)
+                           (Hey - it's better than the NY papes)
+                           (Well it was free so worth it.)
+(repeat choruses and verses til people are sick of it and then sing:
+                           ("AND THAT'S ABOUT ENOUGH"))
+
+TO THE TUNE O' JIMMY CRACKED CORN
+
+Hillary cracked up -n- I don't care
+Hillary cracked up... 
+(x3)
+The water is white wally wally wally
+
+Newt's been after her for many years.
+Newt's been ...
+Since a King George inaugaural day
+
+Nafta passed and I don't care
+...
+Our master's back to stay.
+
+Healthcare's dead 'n I don' care.
+...
+We all get minimum wage
+
+My team chief's "bi" 'n I don' care.
+My sergent's bi 'n I don' care.
+My E-6's bi 'n I don't care.
+But never preach if you're gay.
+
+'N if you teach any other way
+'N if you teach... (x3)
+They'll burn your church today.
+
+Democrats 'n Republicans
+Republicrats 'n Demicans
+3rd party cats and hooligans
+Duzzn't really matter much to me.
+
+
+This has been a PAP, (prime anarchist production) 
+for a free subscription send:
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
+to
+LISTSERV@BRAZERKO.COM
+
+Get back issues at:
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
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+
+send all contributions to:
+ati@etext.org
+
+and don't forget.
+If you have angst:
+http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html
+
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+PRIME 109. Special USS Kennedy PT Boat Navy Brat Issue.  
+                                    January 9, 1998
+                                    13:13 hrs
+
+CONTENTS:
+* Christian Methodist Sheep Clone First Humanoid Embryo
+* Jury Hung On Gallows Verdicts
+* Judge T. Nichol Finds Own Mother In Contempt
+* Drunk In Bar Hollers, "Freebird!"
+* Rusted Root, IBM and Radio Shack Announce Corporate Merger
+* Bill Gates Doesn't Make Headline News For Entire Week
+* Sweden Announces Jan 24, Invasion of US
+
+
+Helo. Prime Anarchist here with another midweek crisis.
+Stephen Jones is in Vail Colorado handling the Terry Nichols
+Case. At least he's handling Wolfe Blitzchieg and CNN.
+(You are Reading, A T I.)
+His last big one besides the Timothy McVeigh-ride was what, OJ?
+Let's see. He'll do the Unabomber next?
+Now he's a busy man -- so after these two he'll sit it out until
+they nab the guy who back in his 50's wrote the code that'll 
+bring us all our millenium-year-two-thousand-troubles.
+        I have a feeling people don't quite realize exactly what
+went on under their noses this New Years. So I'll put it here.
+        For the first time since the early 70's Led Zeppelin's 
+STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN was NOT the most requested song of the year.
+Tha's rye; U herd it 1st - hear. 
+No, not Butterfly Kisses, you ninny. And Not your daughter's
+La Macarooni. It was
+<Clears Throat> pains me to verbalize this... FREEBIRD BEAT OUT
+STAIRWAY. Yikes.
+Everything Changes; Nothing Changes.
+(You are Reading, A T I.)
+Am I the only one what really wants to hear Terry Nichols' speech
+to Judge Nittemenpickem? I can't wait to see what he says
+although I'm sure I'll have to wait and read about it in the 
+morning paper if I know media well enough, eh?
+        I think what most don't realize is: them that
+blew up the Fed Building are NOT leftist terrorist conspirators.
+They were pawns of a recent (albeit decades old) groundswell of 
+fanatical Christian Conservative creeps who believe in assassination.
+Have you met any of these personally? They almost cause me beggin' for 
+first ammendment exemptions!!! Scarey people they.
+        This, by the way, is the same "arm" that tried to pump lead
+into the Whitehouse twice. Do I need to even mention Arizona Forestry
+Department's uncovering plans to blow up the Pentagon, White House
+AND Observatory (where the second lady and her signific-other live)
+which actually would've succeeded had it been implemented?
+        I sure hope this doesn't get me quoted next to "TJ" Jefferson
+hundreds of years from now:
+        "Our 'Noble Experiment' should less fear external invasion,
+         foreign terrorists or subversive lefto-politicos than its
+         very own a-moral minority - the very ones who claim a
+         'moral' 'majority' - the first third of our nation we've
+         had so much trouble keeping in check for three centuries
+         going."
+                -prime anarchist 1998-
+
+
+STOP!             - -
+                 / - \
+                \     /
+                /     \
+                : US  :   Important Customer Information.
+                :  PS :   Because of heightened security the
+                :     :   following types of mail may not be
+                :     :   placed in recepticle.
+1) Things that tick.
+2) Things that hum.
+3) Things in wooden boxes.
+4) Hallmark cards with "songs" inside.
+5) Anything to military FPO's.
+6) Anything bigger than a breadbasket.
+7) Sounds like beer.
+8) Rhymes with ROM.
+                 
+                          Bring these to an official USPS site
+                          Instead.
+
+
+
+(You are Reading, A T I.)
+
+
+.         .trumpet solo.
+.         .And now  the.
+.         .famous lt'rs.
+.         .2 d'eddidors.
+
+From: "=?ISO-8859-1?Q?=C0=EB=E5=EA=F1=E0=ED=E4=F0=E0_
+=CA=EE=F0=EE=EB=E5=E2=E0?=
+      " <ecodefense@ecodef.koenig.su>
+
+Subject: happy new year' article
+Date: Sat, 3 Jan 1998 16:40:34 
+> A PERFECT CORPORATION FOREVER
+> The new order has finally come, buy your goods from Siemens only
+> .....  or, Guide to a Succesful Corporation
+>
+> Siemens is a classical multinational corporation. It makes all kinds of
+> consumer goods - kitchen equipment, video & audio technics, washing
+> machines, computers, refrigerators - things that ease the lives of busy
+> people all over the world.   Every experienced housewife can tell you
+> that. Every more or less experienced not-in-house-husband can add
+> that Siemens and its subsidiaries make all these nice, small things for
+> their lovely cars.
+> (You are Reading, A T I.)
+> As a "respectable" corporation (at least according to itself), Siemens
+> has "MORE"  - and probably the most important business -
+> nuclear power. One of the last giants in this industry, the German-based
+> multinational continues to construct nuclear reactors outside of the
+> so-called developed world.
+>
+> What a smart bug - those who didn't move
+> from their benefit-only-for-corporations western world are dead already,
+> for example Westinghouse.
+>
+> Basically we can say that Siemens is good corporate capitalist,
+Westinghouse
+> (for example), is a looser - all because of one small thing: you have to
+pay
+> for everything in this world, but in the east you pay much less than in
+the
+> west. And in the east, you have more opportunity to show your
+unprofitable
+> business as a profitable one. That's part of 'The New Order' called
+corporate
+> world. Of course, Westinghouse tried but ...
+> maybe it was too late, maybe they were too lazy, maybe it was not right
+> country [Czech republic, conract for completion of Temelin NPP], maybe
+I'm wrong.
+>   But if I'm wrong it'd be me who was  the looser, not Westinghouse.
+>
+> Siemens is PERFECT for this 'World' - politically correct, profitable,
+> likes to give Christmas presents to all of us. Not the absolutely first,
+> but far from the end of the list of the most successful corporations.
+> Moreover, Siemens knows how to show its business profitable.
+That's very important know-how. I've heard
+> that during its final days, Westinghouse was
+> trying to buy this know-how with all the money they had left, but
+obviously
+> this was not enough for Siemens
+>
+> Well, by the way, you should know that it wasn't so easy to make money
+> earlier this century when Siemens appeared on the globe market. During
+> World War II, Germany was destroyed, economical ACTIVITY too low,
+> absolute apathy. That was wrong direction for Siemens to invest money to
+> the war.
+>
+> But what keeps life
+> on the earth is only one principle -  HUMANS ARE BETTER AT
+> DESTROYING LIFE THAN KEEPING IT HERE.... that's WHAT
+> KEEPS HUMAN SOCIETY GOING/ALIVE/EVOLVING... In other words,
+> analyze mistakes and know the time to change direction. Siemens appears
+> perfect in that light again: investing money in Hitler's war, Siemens got
+> a lot of slave labour during World War IIs - mainly
+> Russian soldiers from concentration camps. That was a smart exchange.
+> So you see, even Hitler worked for Siemens to some extent.  That's what
+we call
+> smart: even when anti-fascist troops entered Berlin, Siemens didn't have
+to
+> worry about its survival during an expected economic depression. Who
+> cares that Siemens made money from war and death of soldiers? Every war
+> processes a lot of life into death.
+>
+> That's was the setting upon which this corporation rose to power. When
+> the economic situation started to feel better in Germany, who you think
+> reconstructed it? Right, Siemens. Who else had money? Not the Nazis,
+> escaped to third countries ; they took their money with them. But
+shouldn't
+> a corporation take care of its country, you'd ask? Absolutely, yes,
+images
+> of a national-multinational hero help a lot. It's OK that you're asking -
+a
+> New
+> Order is just arrived, and it will take time to learn all of its rules.
+>
+> I live in a country when Siemens constructs nuclear reactors. You know it
+> can be very politically incorrect business (nuclear safety, nuclear
+weapon
+> proliferation, development of nuclear technologies, different things that
+> many troublemakers who, all of them just agents of other dirty playing
+> corporations, got this job to push someone out of business).  By the way,
+> our perfect corporation deserves "fair-play" award - it's not fighting
+with
+> anyone, it's peaceful and politically-correct. In my country
+> everything is just fine, because the Ministry of Nuclear Power knows who
+> are the good guys (and who's bad). So we have kind of  smart governmental
+> regulations - only Siemens is allowed into the nuclear industry here.
+Well,
+> sometimes a "perfect drug" brings along friends, like French-based
+corporation
+> COGEMA, but friends of our friends are our friends, right? Sometimes,
+> Siemens even pays Ministry officials but if you think that a dirty game,
+you
+> are absolutely wrong. Siemens is paying them only for work:  joint
+research
+> or attending 'New World' conferences. Someone can say they pay a lot but
+> you have to understand -these are high-ranked specialists and it
+> doesn't really matter that these specialists get $200 salaries per month
+> (because our country now is in economical trouble, a little bit, but we
+> are staying optimistic with Siemens around.)
+>
+> So, political correctness. Every man managing a good corporation should
+> know this rule.  At the same time, look at Siemens - they have a lot of
+> friends among high-ranked politicans but a perfect corporation never
+connecst
+> its business interests with politicians (to stay politically-correct).
+> Someone can say that our favorite corporation lobbies politicans to get
+them
+> to issue loans for Siemens' projects. That's not true! Politicians are
+smart
+> enough to see where it make sense to loan for commercial projects and
+where
+> it does not. But every sane person
+> could see that if Siemens is involved in the project - especially in the
+> case of
+> such an expensive and important business like nuclear power construction
+- (You are Reading, A T I.)
+> that it definitely makes sense to help these projects financially. To
+make
+> economics growing up somewhere or
+> simply implement the mission to civilize the other world, outside of
+> corporational  which perfect one,
+> make them happier. All of it will be
+> reimbursed by three thousand times higher benefit.
+>
+> If you've heard something bad about their nuclear facilities' level of
+> safety - that's wrong. Well, they constructed one reprocessing facility
+> which doesn't work but it's not because it's bad. That's because Germany
+is
+> full of troublemakers, all these anarchists and environmentalists.
+>
+> So, what I was going to say... Yeah, buy Siemens' goods for Christmas,
+buy
+> Siemens' goods for New Year's Eve, buy Siemens for birthdays, buy Siemens
+for
+>  Independence Day, buy, buy, buy and one more time buy. Remember! Buy
+> the best because you deserves the best. Buying something from Siemens,
+> a normal and perfect corporation, and you provide it with funds to
+continue
+> developing
+> and making the world a happier place to live in.
+
+          `'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'
+
+Subject: Message from Silvia Williams to Marc Capelli
+
+
+
+                        What do you expect with
+                        satanists running your
+                        government, Marc?
+
+                        As president, Bush
+                        actually walked out of
+                        the international
+                        ecology summit in Rio
+                        de Janeiro.
+
+
+Subject: 
+Re: hi
+Date: 
+Sun, 4 Jan 1998 00:48:08 EST
+From: 
+DShuttlewo <DShuttlewo@aol.com>
+
+Happy New Year Prime Anarchist!!!  Cool e-mail address.
+
+
+(You are Reading, A T I.)
+
+README.TXT
+ATI, your adfirm with a brainstorm
+Your ad form for brain squirm
+The antidote to global mind rot
+Help and health 4 U alllllllllllll.
+
+The readme.txt
+
+If you found your way here you're in for a treat.
+
+Rule #1. always read the readme's first.
+
+Rule #2. never read the readme's.
+
+Hack, hack and hack; and then recite after me; "Shit. I should've
+read the readme's."
+
+Activist Times, Inc. is a hacker magazine for many reasons, but
+primarily because Prime Anarchist has been a hacker since he was a 
+little boy. The only thing more constant than hacking in Anarchists
+life has been music, and more specifically guitar.
+
+Unless of course, you count his over redundant, mondo-abundant, ever
+pragmaticant use of the third person.
+
+Oh, and conversational word choice.
+
+For after all is said and done: all we are is myth, rhetoric, 
+propaganda, expression and of course THE EVENT.
+
+What's a meta4-U?
+
+???
+
+
+
+Die Hacker-Hymne
+by: Cheshire Catalyst. tradduciones: the self
+
+
+Zu singen nach der Melodie: "Put another nickel in"
+
+Put another password in
+Bomb it out and try again
+Try to get past logging in
+We're hacking, hacking, hacking 
+
+Try his first wife's maiden name. 
+This is more than just a game. 
+It's real fun, it is the same, 
+It's hacking, hacking, hacking. 
+
+Sys-call, let's try a sys-call. 
+Remember the great bug freom v 3, 
+Or R S X, it's a here! Whoppee! 
+
+Put another sys-call in, 
+Run those passwords out and then, 
+Dial back up, we're logging in, 
+We're hacking, hacking, hacking! 
+
+deutsch:
+
+Gib ein neues Pawort ein
+Oft fliegst du raus, mal kommste rein
+Schau genau beim Tippen zu
+Wir hacken, hacken, hacken. 
+
+Find vom Chef die Freundin raus
+Probiere ihren Namen aus
+Tast dich ran mit Ruh im Nu
+Zum Hacken, Hacken, Hacken. 
+
+Begreife endlich das System.
+Dann hast du es ganz bequem
+Was du willst das tu, ja tu
+Du Hacker, Hacker, Hacker!
+
+Cheshire Catalyst, T.A.P.-magazine / &Uumlbersetzung frei nach Wau
+
+
+ATI can be contacted at: 
+ati@etext.org
+
+Get back issues at:
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
+http://www.etext.org/Zines
+ftp://ftp.downcity.net/pubs/ati
+
+Listen to musik at:
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/frucht.html
+
+For a phree subscription to the e-weekly:
+send:
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
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+
+Please send all thrown-up brie, roquefort and camembert to
+2600 Pennsylvania Ave.
+Washington, DC.
+
+And to talk voice to the prime anarchist
+call:
+(860)887-2600 box 5293
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+                        /\
+                       /  \
+                     /      \
+                     -      -
+                     / wlcm \
+                    /        \
+                  /            \
+                  -     2      -
+                  /  a         \
+                  \    t       /
+                   \      i   /
+                    \         \
+                     \ actvst  \
+                      \ tms nc. \
+                       \----------
+Activist Times, Inc. issue 110
+The telnet issue.
+110% US made. And proud of it.
+Love it or turn the page...
+
+Would 2-day B the 11th of january? Si, esta l'once de janvier.
+Lessee, we'll begin with a calendularium, a cuz we haven't done that
+in a while.
+
+Jan 23 Tu Bishvat, Jewish festival of trees.
+    29 1919. Prohibition becomes law.
+    30 1948 Ghandi assassinated
+Feb  1 1998 Planned sit-ins in Bridgeport. Farrakhan commemorates 1960.
+     8 1995 Zapatistas peacefully occupy 38 towns in Chiapas
+    13 1641 Iroquois Confederacy goes to war against Canada
+    21 1965 Malcolm X assassinated.
+    26 1919 Grand Canyon born
+    26 1964 Prime Anarchist born
+    28 1704 Fifty Canadians and 200 Indians burn down Deerfield, MA.
+    28 1966 Prime Anarchist burns hand on mom's right front burner.
+    29 1966 Same sticks mom's keys in electrical outlet. 
+            Terrible twos officially begun. 
+Mar 28 1979 Three Mile Island nuclear accident.
+Apr 15 1912 Titanic sails (you know the rest...)
+May 13 1985 MOVE bombed by United States Army under Pennsylvania NG.
+Jun  4 1989 Tianamen Square massacre. Prime Anarchist chats with Xang Lie
+            via bitnet, arpanet and uucp. They share a laugh about all the
+            "faxing going on around here." 
+Jul 12 1817 Henry David Thoreau born
+Aug 18 1994 Miracle the famous buffalo born in Janesville, WI. 
+    23 1994 Prime Anarchist sends her tobacco in a homemade pouch. (she'd
+            probably hate leather, huh? Oops.)
+ 
+
+
+########                Just 718 days left until the year 2000!!!
+#nmbrz##      http://www.phc.mpr.org
+##rn####     http://www.monitor.net/monitor
+##njy###    http://www.commondreams.org
+########   http://www.envirolink.org/orgs
+          http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html
+         http://www.angelfire.com/ct/rustedx
+        http://www.journalism.wisc.edu/nfic
+       http://www.xs4all.n1/~royce1
+      http://digital.net/~cheshire
+     http://members.aol.com/sachiart
+    http://www.psibrspace.com/sites
+   http://www.vigilante.net/~puce/bugs.html
+  http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Lab/5851
+ http://www.etext.org/Zines
+http://www.queenbee.net/members/pieman
+
+For Elvis Sightings:
+1-860-887-2600 ext. 5293
+
+send all contributions to:
+ati@etext.org
+(as per usual...)
+
+Hej, Prime Anarchist here. Howda-hek-r-u?
+I'm doing great. Today is another day. Hoka Hey!
+This is issue 110 of the later greater hakerzine, ATI. 
+Arizona Terciary Induces --
+broadcasting above ground for almost a year now. Under there
+for 8 or 9!!!
+Time for a Jello Biafra quote. The one that brought us out!!!
+"The time has come to become overt, obvious and in their face.
+Hiding will not only get us killed, but keeps us ineffective.
+Get bold; get loud."
+      There you have it. OK I paraphrased the guy badly, but 
+      the sentiment was there so piss off. (did I say that?)
+Lessee, what do we have for you 2day besides a wild calendar
+and a really chockfulla#'s pap #'s run. No PAWN to speak of
+but tons of good poetry. All the submissions missed deadline
+this week so look for 'em all next Sunday nite. And just think,
+there's still time to make YOURS in by next issue.
+Hint, hint, nudge; wink.
+
+Issues are phree in case you didn't already know that.
+Send the following message:
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
+to:
+listserv@brazerko.com
+
+and get phree back issues from
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
+
+
+Shouts to Ray and Matt, two anarchists I just met this afternoon. Keep
+the faith. Ashes, ashes all fall down.
+(anyone follow THAT reference? The ashes in "pocket full of childrens
+songs" refer to brimstone. Yeah, sulfur. You got it. What a morbid
+*$%#ing topic for tykes to be trading, eh? So were Grimm and her brothers
+the original DeathRockers, or what?????!?!?!?!?!
+
+prime outa here, enjoy the rest of this issue and good luck to the
+Green Bay Packers, here's hoping they kicked SF's butt so they can go
+"all the way."  Dear Abbie Hoffman, your Bears aren't even close, so
+eat your %@$#ing heart out. (Why do the Packers have to beat SF? Because
+they're bought and paid for by 3Com!!!) Yuck, feck, blechockaptewey.
+              -me voy!-
+
+
+
+and now a poetry moment...
+
+THAT RAINBOW TRIBE
+  -to JB.   by marc harry ehrenfrucht. April 1996
+
+One day, Amerika is going to hear from Josephine Baker again.
+Shuffle along Josie. Flo's just wild about your pussycat -
+Chiquita -- that jewel-collared Leopard on your leash.
+Dark star, JB, Josie full of grace.
+Ponytail, drag at times. Bananas and blackface.
+Dixiesteppers, steppin out in birthday suits in Philly.
+Moliere, Marilyn, Meir and Liz Minelli.
+Turtle Isle don't deserve the likes of our own Maman.
+Ukelele Lady floors the King -- Paris sings again.
+Booklyn to Budapest, Harlem just for fun.
+How many times must we march to Washington???
+Haiti, for Ebony, Esquire for her hair
+Mary's Congolene Straightener - the Baker Fix if you dare.
+Dylan jots of twisted times changing as they will
+Dior stays the same - Christian get your fill.
+That big old toad is still sitting on the lilipad.
+Hefner, Hemingway and Magdalene in Havana with Hildega(r)d.
+All God's chillun got wings told old Neil.
+Scott and Zelda show it at the Chez Josephine,
+Apollo, Cotton Club, Palace Theatre, Plantation -
+Cafe Venus Ziggie Flo's Folly.
+King Louie's Castle and the Club Liberty.
+FDR requests a grand Monacan invitation even the Colonial.
+Tennesee's afraid of Walter Winchell's Adolph scene,
+Swedish Crown Prince? Cream in Maman's coffee.
+
+Castro admonizes twenty minutes in Hell.
+Rainbow niece and nephew and their uncle Fidel.
+We are all Josephine Baker's Children.
+Chasing a rainbow. Konkin our hair
+Anyone ever evicted or adopted anywhere...
+Each of us who write or singalong as croon,
+Croon, croon crooning on a Zimmerman tune.
+All of us have GOT wings.
+
+          FLASH. Packers beat 49rs at 3com stadium!!!
+          Garrison Keillor's my only source so far. CBS
+          isn't coming in, and AP is crashed. I'll 
+          tell you for sure by press-time. But if NPR
+          can be counted on, Green Bay has won. Why is
+          that so important to me? Like I said. They
+          are the Ben&Jerry's of Football. OK I'll 
+          admit it. I own stock in the Green Bay 
+          Packers. Hell, if they were soccer, I'd own
+          three times as much. Hey, just be glad I 
+          didn't buy HASBRO!!!
+
+Some know how to use them.
+Flying toward the sun whether good or bad
+That big old toad is still sitting on the lilipad.
+How many times must we
+MARCH ON WASHINGTON?    
+One day America is gon' hear from
+Josephine Baker again.
+
+
+                                   /\
+                                   \/
+
+
+MISSING SUPERBOWL XXXI AT THE MOVIE THEATRE
+     by Marco Capelli
+
+While I watch Bob Dole Hawking
+Pepsi, potatoe chips, or police cars,
+Ann comes in says,
+"Marc, let's go see 'People VS Larry Flint.'"
+"I'm in the middle of the Big One," I say.
+"And these million dollar ads are holding me by the..."
+"Pack is down by a few," she tells me,
+"They'll kick butt after half-time, rest is history."
+She suggests I go with, to see a real story.
+Sure. I unglue my eyes as FOX is making fun of
+Hummus.
+"We want you to see, 
+We want you to see,"
+Some eyeglass company 
+Tells me.
+I ask Ann's grampa to tape the rest and
+Head off to the theatre.
+After our movie we drive home knowing 
+The Pack has won because there's not a 
+Street without women beating on passing autos,
+Men twirling their shirts like
+Amateur strippers, 
+And Green Bay of all places,
+Fireworks overhead no one can see
+Because it's snowing.
+The Packers won.
+Rest is history.
+    Thanks to my ex for real drama...
+
+
+
+I MAILED DEATH TODAY    2-12-97
+    anonymous
+
+Not a letter bomb
+a diploma.
+Vellum.
+They still use vellum-
+My degree will be hellum.
+Deep Elem blues, I got them...
+Colleges still use vellum?
+How many? Any no??
+Helluva vellum dilemma.
+To vellum or not to vellum:
+How many colleges still use vellum?
+How many don't?
+Will?
+Won't.
+Will mine give me something else.
+Or make me take it.
+Can't you fake it? Holy wah!
+Send me paper.
+Wood, hemp, cotton perhaps. Resume bond maybe.
+But don't send me my degree
+On Sheep. 
+or Cow.
+
+
+OUR ONLY SUBMISSION THIS WEEK CAME SNAILMAIL.
+to prime anarchist from Hell Razor. aka: Leon.
+
+CAT FOOD TUNA AND MAYONAISE.
+     by Leon (401)    1996.
+
+An old woman walks into a RI Cumberland Farms,
+Steals 2 gallons of milk, a hot dog
+Rolling on an electric spit, an apple pie,
+2 bunches of bananas, a pound of
+Pre-packaged hamburger,
+2 dozen donuts and an apple fritter.
+
+All that she can carry quickly.
+
+Another old woman enters
+After the other left. She looks left, right.
+She's 5'3" tall, according to the red and blue
+Hold-up-measuring-door-jam-device.
+Passes over the milk -- whole refrigerator
+Section in fact. 
+Touches a bun, thinks better of a hotdog.
+Looks up and down the Hostess (tm)
+Pie rack shaking her head saying,
+
+Sugar, sugar, sugar.
+She repositions 3 bananas the 
+First woman had knocked over, 
+Ignores the meat and pastries,
+Takes off 2 cans of tuna catfood
+And a small jar of Hellmans mayo (mt)(sic).
+She offers to pay with two 2 dollar
+Food stamps but the clerk calls
+Local and state police, FBI, treasury 
+Department and the USDA.
+
+I won't even ask you 
+Which woman was white.
+
+
+                          .
+                         . .
+                        .   .
+                       .     .
+                      . . . . .
+
+
+
+Johnny's Selected Seeds
+310 Foss Hill Road
+Albion, Maine 04910
+(207) 437-4301
+
+Rafal Spice Company
+2521 Russell
+Detroit, MI 48207
+(313)259-6373
+
+Meadowbrook Herb Garden
+93 Kingstown Road
+Wyoming, RD. 02898
+(401)539-7603
+
+(as usual, these ads are totally free
+send "camera-ready art" to
+ati@etext.org
+or just holler. We'll hear you.)
+
+ALTOIDS PEPPERMINTS. A Tory's delight.
+callard & bowser-suchard inc. 
+po box 185
+elmsford, ny 10523
+
+
+
+
+A subscription to ATI is always phree. just send
+SUBSCRIBE ATI 
+as the message to the phollowing address:
+listserv@brazerko.com
+
+for backissues of ATI bother the Cal Tech people at
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI
+In fact, tool around their inner search at 
+http://www.etext.org/Zines
+for really cool other zines. Tons of them. Online books too.
+
+Preguntas y problemas?
+ATI@etext.org
+
+And now for a plug.
+
+.                                         .
+.   Prime Anarchist Family Consulting.    .
+.    For all your each and every needs.   .
+.     860-887-2600. ext. 5293             .
+.  Get your NEEDS met at the FamilyFone.  .
+.                                         .
+
+
+
+     .                                        .
+     .  And if you think you're having a      .
+     .         webaholism problem             .
+     .   call 1-800-webaholics or logon       .
+     .  http://www.au.com/webaholics          .
+     .                                        .
+
+
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+111    E  T      C      N     E T        1-18-98
+      C    H    A E    I C   C   H
+     A      E  E          R A     E
+    E         P            E        P
+   R                                 E
+  C                                   A
+ N                                     C
+I                                       E
+
+    I N C R E A C E   T H E  P E A C E
+
+
+Together we can learn to resolve conflicts peacefully.
+* Find out more about the nationwide effort to learn creative,
+nonviolent responses to conflict. Check us out on the Internet
+to see what the Resolving Conflict Creatively Program National
+Center, an initiative of Educators for Social Responsibility, 
+has to say.
+                   Contact us at
+             http://www.benjerry.com
+
+
+
+On that note, let's begin with the pap #'s run. Prime Anarchist
+Productions bring you these numbers on a somewhat regular basis.
+I'm Prime Anarchist and these are my productions.
+
+ATI - like a broadside with brains.
+
+http://www.nearlive.com/archive
+http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html
+http://www.theofficenet.com/~redorman/welcome.html
+http://www.journalism.wisc.edu/nfic
+http://www.www.xs4all.nl/~royce1
+http://www.digital.net/~cheshire
+http://members.aol.com/sachiart
+http://www.vigilante.net/~puce/bugs.html
+http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Lab/5851
+
+And now, letters to the editor.
+
+to ati@etext.org
+gracias por firmar en el libro de visitas de la
+recista *Casi Nada* 
+CN
+
+
+Dear Prime:
+A ONE YEAR BAN ON ROADBUILDING???
+Johnny Appleseed
+
+Dear Friend:
+   Thank you for your thoughtful letter. I appreciate your sharing
+with me your ideas about an issue that is important to you and to
+many others.
+   At this time in our nation's history, many of the decisions 
+facing the President are complex and challenging. Your views, and
+the views of other individuals who take the time to write, are
+carefully considered when the President makes a policy decision.
+   Thank you again for writing. I am grateful for your support
+and for your interest.
+   Sincerely yours,
+   Hillary Rodham Clinton
+
+   "It simply broke my heart knowing that all these people, mostly
+teenage girls were spending all that money and time on stamps, 
+stationary, perfume and pictures; and sending them to me - when 
+my agent was paying someone $30,000 a year and his only job
+was to bag up everything but the day's random sample and send all 
+the rest to the dump."
+   -David Cassidy. From a recent autobiography. 
+
+
+
+to ati@etext.org
+Sorry. I clicked on the button tooo many times,..... i am really
+sorry......... i thought it wasn't going thru!!!
+take care
+forever,  a  *smile*
+em.
+
+
+                                    T
+                                   H
+                                  E    
+                               P
+                              R
+                             I
+                            M
+                           E
+                        A
+                       N
+                      A
+                     R
+                    C
+                   H
+                  I
+                 S
+                T
+             I
+            N
+           T
+          E
+         R
+        V
+       I
+      E
+     W                 I
+                      S
+                   F
+                  I
+                 N
+                A
+               L
+              L
+         H   Y
+        E
+       R
+      E
+     !
+    !
+   !
+
+MARCO THE WALKER
+       an Interview with the Prime Anarchist 
+               by David Fischer.  May 1993
+                     from Infinite Onion magazine.
+                            Issue 8
+Today Marco the walker is in Washington DC doing some advance activism
+for the walk which is right now in Columbus, OH. They expect to arrive
+in DC October 7th. There is a homeless occupation from October 3rd to
+November 3rd (election day) and also Veterans for Peace are on a 42 day
+hunger strike on the capitol steps. Another walk that's meeting Marco's
+walk started in Panama. Also there are many caravans, runs and walks
+throughout Turtle Island. Most are expected to converge on the Nevada
+Test Site... which rightfully belongs to the western Shoshone people.
+   AIM is calling for October 13th to be "unplug America" day. Marco
+is hoping that everyone will spend the whole day riding a horse, reading
+a book, walking around or just relaxing. No appliances please, and 
+hopefully at least no television.
+HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN WALKING?
+I joined up on February 28 in Black Mesa, AZ.  
+DO I NEED TO ASK WHAT COMPELLED YOU? YOU'RE GRINNING.
+I was in a sweatlodge ceremony and Husky Tso came in for the 3rd
+round sharing info about the walk. He spoke to me in prayer and I 
+found myself dropping everything else in my life to begin my walk
+from Arizona to DC.                                     
+WHAT IS THE WALK ABOUT?
+We are people from all the 4 colors from all the four directions 
+gathering to speak out against the last 500 years of genocide, 
+repression, racism and continued injustice toward my native American
+brothers and sisters. Being a black Russian Jew, a white Russian Jew
+and a Swedish Christian, I have nothing but compassion for the 
+victims of the last 500 years of American holocaust. There is nothing
+I can do about the past except smile warmly and say sorry; but for 
+the future I will not tolerate another 500 years of this shit. Not 
+while I'm around anyways.
+WHAT'S A TYPICAL RESPONSE WHEN YOU DRIFT INTO TOWN?
+Wow. A typical response. I hate picking on rednecks, but there's been
+a few in every town we went to through OK, KS, NB, SD, IA and IN.
+"Where are you walking to?" they say as we hand them a flyer that 
+says we're walking to DC.
+   "What are you walking for?" they say as they read the only 2 
+paragraphs that describe why we walk. After we tell them about it,
+they usually just say "Wow, that's a long way." We ARE seeing a lot
+of people waking up everywhere though. Today Elad and I had an Amway
+looking guy tell us our presence took him back to his younger days 
+when he drove around in a VW bus during college. We figured that was
+before he met Tom Hayden and Jerry Rubin and found he could get himself
+lost in network multilevels and stuff. Our convoy made him late for 
+his appointment. Who knows maybe he'll tell his boss where to stick
+it and we'll see him in short little dreadlocks throwing his shampoo
+bottle from the world trade center or something.
+IS THERE A CONNECTION TO BIG MOUNTAIN? WHAT IS IT?
+CRAZIEST STORY?
+WHAT CONVINCED YOU TO JOIN THE aRMY AND WHAT CONVINCED YOU TO GET OUT?
+WHERE WERE YOU WHEN THE RIOTS STARTED?
+WHAT IS THE FUEL OF THE REVOLUTION, IS IT RICE?
+
+(CON'T NEXT ISSUE...)
+
+
+      "Why will you take by force
+    What you may have quietly by love?"
+"Why will you destroy us who supply you with food? What can
+you get by war? We can hide our provisions and run into the
+woods. Then you will starve for wrongdoing your friends. Why
+are you jealous of us? We are unarmed and willing to give you
+what you ask, if you come in a friendly manner."
+      Chief Powhatan, 1607, Colony of Virginia
+
+
+APRIL
+   a poem. anonymous.
+
+Not even knowing your name,
+I do know your smile though;
+And your voice just the same.
+
+I now know from the slip where
+I ate my french fries.
+I sit lingering one more moment,
+Wishing you'd look my way
+
+Just once more-
+So I can memorize
+your eyes.
+
+   
+          * * * * * 
+
+ATI!
+Activist Times, Inc.
+Listing neither way for 10 years!!!
+
+
+"I don't claim
+A corner on truth...
+But I know enough
+To say "NO!" to
+Lies, to bribes,
+To waste, to death
+And to official 
+Treachery."
+    -Philip Berrigan. 1997
+
+
+               ! ! ! ! !
+
+
+They've lost it, lost it,
+and their children
+will never even wish for it-
+and I am afraid
+that the whole tribe's in trouble,
+the whole tribe's lost-
+because the sun keeps rising
+and these days
+nobody sings.
+
+   Aaron Kramer
+
+               . . . . . . .
+                . . . . . .
+               . . . . . . .
+
+C-TV
+The Code Channel.
+No OS left out.
+Writing code.
+All code.
+All day and all nite.
+C-TV.
+Bill Gates would hate it.
+
+
+AN OPEN LETTER TO GANNETT CORPORATION:
+from Prime Anarchist
+
+Two weeks ago this very day, you ran a review of a book about 
+Hopi people in one of your many southern New England newspapers.
+I was very excited to see it but quite let down as Nancy Hall 
+had barely scratched the surface in her review.
+   I'll bet it's got more to do with how much you allowed your
+paper to GRANT HER than her ability to write a great story about
+some really profound, prolific and precious people.
+   I lived on the Navajo reservation for 2 years in the 90's and
+went to Hopi at least twice a week to play my guitar for tips --
+my only income those years to help my army severance pay last 
+more than the expected six months.
+   Not to be rude, but you people under Gannett, I'm sure you know
+all ABOUT severance pays; and I'm sure relocation too - an issue
+close-to-heart dear to the Hopi people.
+   These things and a whole lot more were never mentioned as Nancy
+Hall's story ran your gantlet.
+   I'll leave you with a beautiful legend that "wandered" around 
+while I was herding sheep, chopping wood, and hauling water for the
+elders.
+   Everyone knows why there's a Nazarene Church in Hotevilla, AZ today,
+but I'll tell you just in case.
+   Long ago in Northeastern Arizona every other Mission attempt
+had resulted in a church burning down - and everyone from Baptists,
+to Mormons, Assembly Of Gods, "even the bornagains," kept going home
+and giving up. The fires weren't arson. Hopi would pray 9 days for
+lightning whenever newcomers showed up, including the missionaries.
+If lightning struck a newcomer, that was a sign they weren't in the 
+right place.
+   There are no records of suspicious fires in Hotevilla, AZ but if
+you read back in papers a couple hundred years, there is some level
+of truth to the lightning fires.
+   Now when Church of the Nazarene was building their House of Worship
+and planning their inter-denominational services - the Hopi elders were
+all praying for lightning. Except one. Thomas Byanyca's grandfather,
+I forgot his name - was it David? I hope so.
+   He was meeting in Kiva with a Nazarene elder. There were snakes,
+corn, children, crosses, Bibles, even Navajo sand painting around.
+   "This Massau," the Nazarene elder said, "you worship him - he reminds
+us a lot of our Jesus of Nazareth, for we've studied your people's 
+ways a little bit."
+   "Yes," said the Hopi elder, "perhaps they met each other in 0073 AD.
+We dance a ceremony with the Tibetan monks every hundred years about
+that one. Your Jesus, this son of David reminds us a lot of Massau who
+Creator sent in the only form we humans can know and recognize."
+   Well to make a long story short the Nazarene elder asked "Chief"
+David if they minded a Nazarene mission there.
+   "So long as you're always respectful from all directions," said the
+Hopi elder. "Our mission has been waiting here for more than 3,000 
+years." 
+   That's about all I can say for now except that I have seen with my
+own two eyes that we truly ARE all of us related; and this "vision" 
+leaves a long lasting smile on my face.
+   Thank you Nancy Hall for pulling this out of me.
+   And thank you Gannett Corporation (you too, Rosylyn Carter!!!)
+For pissing me off.
+
+
+ATI is not a subsidiary of 
+Alternative Tentacles,
+Atlantic Tire,
+All Terrain Vehicles Corp.
+or 
+Atlas Trash
+
+
+                          WHAT WILL U MISS WHEN U DIE?
+                          a prime anarchist poem exercise
+                          (try it yourself)
+
+I will miss my guitar when I die
+I will miss my friends.
+I will miss all my successes and failures.
+Old newspaper articles with my byline.
+My worn out old college transcript.
+Old jobs I worked.
+I will miss my mom when I die.
+I've already missed my father when he died in his 40's
+I already miss my sister 1100 miles away
+In our hometown which I also miss.
+I will miss her more.
+I'll miss my allergies.
+Sisyphus mucus maximus. In my
+Throat since I was
+12.
+Shall miss food when I die.
+Coffee. I'll miss coffee when I die.
+Oh Lord let there be coffee in heaven.
+I can miss my friends and relatives in death
+I already do in life.
+Don't make me miss YOUR goddess Caffeina.
+
+
+ROARING CRESCENDO '92: 14 or 19???
+by Marco Capelli Frucht
+
+While half of Europe was dying of consumption
+Half of the other other half was to invade Turtle Isle
+Proceeding to consume at an alarming rate.
+Spreading fear and fertilizer, discontent and hate.
+Will we survive??? Will we survive?? Will we
+Survive? Keeping up - building up - roaring up
+At this, this overwhelming pace. 
+The word "no" is written on every overweight and underweight
+Face.
+
+
+
+        COOKIE
+        by Brooke Darby
+     I gave you everything I could.
+     You took all of that
+     And the rest.
+     Now I'm left for want.
+
+
+
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+113.               superbowl sunday - 11pm or so
+                   1998 in the year of our Favre
+
+FLASH! PRIME ANARCHIST PACKERS LOSE TO JOHN ELWAY.
+FILM AT 11-and-a-half.
+http://www.greenbaynewschron.com
+
+Hola, que tal su familia??? And welcome to ATI, issue 113. The lucky
+issue. The one composed using Notepad. DON'T ASK ME WHAT VERSION. I
+LIKE 5.0'S EDIT BETTER. (but this'll do for now.) 
+I'm Prime Anarchist, and I hope you like this issue.
+OK, how bout a pome? 
+I get my strength from the Ocean; 
+Don't care how much you pollute it. 
+The sand itself is my hourglass, 
+No matter how much you dilute it.
+   No numbers run to speak of. I'll schmear a schmidgeon of
+links around the pages here that you might want to write down or 
+click on. So what's new this week? School started. My 12th or 13th
+semester not counting sit-ins. All under the same bachelors. I keep
+changing majors. I'm not a pro-student, am I?? Hmmm. Old man, waddya
+wanna lurn nekzt???
+Any who, like they say in punditland, read-on...
+
+
+
+
+To the Editor. ati@etext.org
+Date: 15.10.97/3:2
+Winona Ryder (WHorowitz@aol.com / http://www.ryder.com ) wrote: 
+
+Nice looking page. 
+I like the Warrior Poets the best. 
+Your James Merrill page could use a little 
+Sprucing though. Should I write you a poem? 
+
+
+
+     Stones and Spice. And Bob.
+     By LOUDON WAINWRIGHT 3d
+    January 16, 1998 Reprinted from somewhere. I forgot
+   who to credit. Maybe permission, maybe not...
+KATONAH, N.Y. -- There's been a big pop music buzz in New York City 
+this week. Probably it's left your head spinning with a mixture of 
+nostalgia and befuddlement. Don't feel bad; I'm in the business, 
+sort of, and I'm a little befuddled myself. 
+   It began on Monday night at the Waldorf-Astoria, where Jelly 
+Roll Morton, Allen Toussaint, Lloyd Price, Gene Vincent, Santana, 
+the Eagles, Fleetwood Mac and the Mamas and the Papas were all 
+inducted into the Rock-and-Roll Hall of Fame. This despite the fact 
+that the actual hall -- that is, the building --
+is in Cleveland. Here's a quick rock-and-roll trivia question: 
+What was the name of Gene Vincent's backup band? If you said 
+"The Blues Caps" you'd be right. And you'd probably be old. 
+
+     On Wednesday some nice British young people blew into town. 
+     The Spice Girls took a bus ride to Planet Hollywood to 
+     promote their upcoming movie, "Spiceworld." 
+
+My 16-year-old daughter, Lucy, does a lot of baby-sitting, and she 
+tells me that this outfit's fan base consists mostly of second 
+and third graders. And perhaps a few drooling dads, judging from the 
+look of the band's provocative videos, shown over and over again 
+on MTV. Anyway, on Wednesday the Girls donated some of their 
+costumes to Planet Hollywood. Boy, Baby Spice's shoes right up 
+there alongside the famous phone from "E.T." Pinch me, I'm dreaming. 
+
+     The thing is, just when something like the Spice Girls has you 
+ready to accept the fact that a new generation is elbowing us 
+old-timers aside, you're confronted with the card of heavyweight 
+granddads playing Madison Square Garden this week. 
+
+     Those Brit-Pop perennials, the Rolling Stones, finish up a 
+three-day residency in the main arena on Saturday. Also at the 
+Garden, in the smaller venue that was once the mighty Felt Forum 
+but now is insipidly referred to as "The Theater," Bob Dylan 
+and Van Morrison start a five-day stint tonight. 
+
+     Both acts sold out weeks ago. My friend George thinks I can 
+use my great influence and high standing in the music business to 
+get us a few tickets for Dylan-Morrison. He figures it should be 
+easy, since back in 1969, at the start of my career, I was touted 
+in the music press as "the new Bob Dylan." Of course, I was also 
+referred to by one writer as "the male Melanie." 
+
+     Oh dear; I seem to have stumbled onto the delicate subject of 
+my career. With the possible exception of Jelly Roll Morton, the 
+old Loudo has been around almost as long as all of the 
+aforementioned stars and Hall of Fame inductees. And a week like 
+this makes me ask myself, "Could I have been a contender?" 
+
+     A little voice answers, "Hey, babe, you've performed before 
+sold-out houses a few nights yourself." I'm thinking of a lovely 
+little room over the river in Piermont, N.Y., called the 
+Turning Point, capacity 83. Palookaville, like the Twilight Zone, 
+is just a relative state of mind. 
+
+     Speaking of states of mind, what are we to make of the most 
+dominant musical event of the week, the New-Age Peloponnesian 
+phenom Yanni? He has sold out 10 shows at Radio City Music Hall. 
+Ed Micone, the executive producer at Radio City, has said he 
+could have sold out 20. 
+
+     Me, I think he -- Yanni, not Ed -- looks like the comedian 
+Gallagher, only with better hair. Recently I listened to a few 
+tracks from a Yanni CD and found the music to be rather soothing, 
+with a piquant air of expectancy about it. After awhile I found 
+myself mysteriously being lifted, as if I were -- well, in an
+elevator. 
+
+     So let's sum up This Week in Music. Dad and a bunch of 
+8-year-olds are ogling the Spice Girls. Mom's checking out the 
+modern-day Adonis. The new Bob Dylan can't get in to see the old 
+Bob Dylan, the Mamas and the Papas are in the Hall and the 
+grandpas are in the Garden. I think Gene and his Blue Caps
+said it best: 
+                          "Be-bop-a-lula." 
+
+       ()()()()()()
+        we are ATI
+       ()()()()()()
+
+
+A thought, brought to you by (PAWN):
+Joe Klein, the political reporter who wrote
+"PRIMARY COLORS" under the name "Anonymous." Hmmm.
+Perchance... He wrote everything listed as anonymous 
+from Shakespeare's time until now?
+
+
+       ()()()()()()
+        we are ATI
+       ()()()()()()
+
+
+((PAWN) Clinton Meets With Carter)           
+Friday, January 23, 1998; 7:13 p.m. EST 
+WASHINGTON (AP) -- President Clinton met Friday with
+former President Carter for a report on Carter's recent trips to
+Africa and China; and also to discuss expert scandal-handling. 
+The White House declined to provide details of the meeting, and
+Carter was unavailable for comment afterward. 
+White House spokeswoman Rozz C. Arter said Carter's travels to
+China did not mean that he is acting as an envoy for the president. 
+"But they did discuss lusting. Common recurring theme these days."
+Carter regularly briefs Clinton on his business trips. 
+He met with the president last year to discuss Playboy, Penthouse
+and Oui magazine. 
+
+
+http://www.nearlive.com/archive
+http://www.cybercuba.com
+
+       ()()()()()()
+        we are ATI
+       ()()()()()()
+
+http://www.restless.com/moog.html
+
+
+PRIME SAYING MY FAVORITE THING TO RECEIVE IS POETRY. HINT, HINT...
+....st, boys
+for Allen Ginsberg
+by TS (4/97)
+
+
+          Blinded by fire, blinded by fire
+          racing down the dirt road
+          a stone's throw from the river
+          2 boys naked as sin
+          streaking down the dirt road
+
+
+          Man in the corner shop sees them
+          approach and he screams
+          "Why you goin' so fa..."
+          They don't hear him finish
+          "...st, boys?!"
+          They've jumped in the river
+          down they go
+          2 boys naked as sin.
+
+
+
+       ()()()()()()
+        we are ATI
+       ()()()()()()
+
+
+"Dear Diary"
+   by Clair DeLucia.
+Today I walked under a bridge
+That didn't smell like people
+Waste, carbon-monoxide or Pot.
+What a weird day.
+     (ed. note. you ain't shittin...)
+It's snowing and the sun's
+Not even up yet. Please send
+Spring as soon as possible.
+
+
+      (GBP)(GBP)(GBP)(GBP)(GBP)(GBP)(GBP)(GBP)
+
+
+We now end with the annual Prime Anarchist Packer Play by Plays.
+Not brought to you by Frito Lays:
+Later days, or Purple Haze.
+This one brought to you by the letter A.   
+(well, I was trying for an off-rhyme.
+Get off my case, Diana...)
+
+Michael J. Fox is doing just as much Lays no matter how
+old he gets.
+Less coke maybe?
+Miller's trying to jerk some serious tears here,
+and the game hasn't even started yet. Leave my sleeve
+alone!
+NBC movies -- let's give ourselves a free 1.3 million dollar 
+minute.
+Qualcommmm, Intellll, Sunamericaaaa, Layssss, these are
+the cheaper seats...
+Let's do lunch. Not. Hey, be glad it's not Pringles!
+Doesn't look like Nike's buying ads this year. But they've got
+their symbol i-konned all "over-the-haus."
+Michael clocks a waitress. Somebody get that bright lights,
+big pity loser off my screen!
+Miller Lite again. Milwaukee heard from.
+A true story. Yeah, I believe you.
+"...fear is fear itself..." cut, "seguimos" to a JFK quote, cut; 
+ORACLE. Ummm. I don't think so guys. Nice try though.
+Doritos must've used some serious Real Audio to do that breathtaking
+silence after the dynamic crescendos. Thank you Sony; we're not
+worthy.
+Olympics. I just KNEW Atlanta, GA couldn't keep it's tedturnermouth
+shut.
+Oh my God. 
+Dios mio, ching... chingada, holy wha!
+Is that the Beach Boys??? Go back to the Masonic Home & Hospitals
+guys. Even Reagan and Edwin Meese thought you were yesterday's 
+news way back when. Methinks the end of the world really IS near
+at hand. This is like Star Wars 10 in 3-D!
+Risk happens, life happens, bad guitar happens. 
+The Hartford. ITT and Sun City a match made in Nafta-heaven. 
+Elway V. Favre. Is that like Dole V. Clinton? Coke V. Pepsi?
+NBC
+NFL
+same size -- equal prominence (sp?) ((hey, I'm quicker than AP/UPI!))
+How much do I have to pay for equal prominence??? Cuanto cuesto???
+Qualcom as Eva Peron. A revolution. Secret Deoderant, or the
+matter-modem?
+Bill Clinton on behalf of the NFL corporation. What a yutz.
+"Let's build one world."
+telnet > whois www.wagthedog.com
+http://rs.internic.net/whois schlock.org
+73aaron taylor
+89mark chmura
+87robert brooks
+4brett favre (pronounced farve)
+These are MY boys. Not because of an offensive defense,
+or a formidable offense. No, why you might ask? 
+I'll tell you. Their willingness to show up at Boys & Girls Clubs
+East OR West on no notice whenever some kid was "down."
+Real volunteerism that has NOTHING do do with United Way, the
+International Money Fund, or the NEBF - (National Endowment for
+the Bad Form)
+SunAmerika for the Declaration of Independence. What's all this 
+myth of government, myth of freedom bullcrap?
+1800-westin-1
+Westin hotels, who the westinghouse heck are they?
+Pizza Hut.
+Nafta, er uh, I mean Pepsico heard from. Gatzilla!!!
+Intel corp with a blackhawk helicopter. Now that's a surprise. 
+Right. A quick Sikorski, Connecticut moment before kickoff.
+Wow!
+I didn't know Jewel could sing. Go girl. Kate Smith's about to
+be bested. I'm just filled with joy, halleluya, praise yahweh,
+that country chick what's her name didn't do it. You know. the 
+"blue" wannabe. Yeah, that's it Shania Twang.
+Pepsi, Chrysler. Nothing to remember, nothing to note.
+Nothing to write home a boat. (woops, wisconsin accent...)
+
+    "I can run with my dog..." Wait. Nike DID buy an ad! No proof.
+You just gotta believe me. I called that one before s/he ran up 
+the stairs even. The fonts gave it away. Who else but Nike would 
+be cheapskate enough to keep using a Commodore Amoeba???
+Does Joe Gibbs strike a rezemble of HR Perot or what?
+Hey -- what happened to all that blocked off robotic looking 3-D
+machinazoid stuff for all the statistics? It's smooth now.
+Must be Fire or Smoke. Did NBC go Mac? Maybe OS-8 is worth all the
+bootup crashes afterall!
+Yuck though. What's with all the Clarisworks Geocities-looking
+stuff on the rushing and turnover charts??? Why not e-steal 
+microsoft works for what it's good for. Almost as good as 
+visicalc! Someone tell the NFL, NBC, NSA, IBM, FBI, IRS, IBM
+to hire Ross H Parrot for their charts and graphs. He can do for
+you what he did for 7 or 8 welfare states.    =)
+Pepsi -- Generation Abuse-of-animals-next.
+Generation Dead Duck.
+If that ad were real life, that Canadian Goose would've blown up
+over Marinette Wisconsin like an alkaseltzer seagull over Kidney
+Island.
+Budweiser bullfrog. What's up with all this animated blown up 
+animals stuff???
+Pontiac wide trac. Meep! Meep!
+Cindy Crowfeet, now there's a fake animal they don't have the 
+guts to blow up. Of course thanks to Dow Chemical all they'd need
+is a footpump. But they need her at halftime I'm sure, and also at
+rap-up before 3rd rock from the Suncasino. Or at least at Hooters
+afterwards. Someone hand me the curlyfries.
+Elway's going to throw and throw and no one can run fast enough
+to keep up with his nerves. He'll get over the jitters after they
+lose, or the crystal meth wears off. Whichever comes first.
+Rolling Stones buggin for Pepsi. I could get some mileage outa
+that one - but I won't go there. 
+FAO Schwartz, Visa AND Converse all in one elephant, I mean ad.
+Wait, it's the Budweiser Blimp. I didn't know there was a...
+Hey, who killed Goodrich? (Or did I say that last year???)
+Oh man, I missed the ferret while I was in the can. Came back and
+everyone with a beer belly my size or bigger had both arms flailing
+around going, "...and then the ferret said, and then..."
+"...and this ferret turns his head and says..."
+Musta been a kodiak moment and I missed it. 
+There are only about 15 Packer fans in this whole building and me
+and the Fuzzy Grape strippers make 6 of them. 
+I sense a bit of New England 1 year old grudge, huh? You can smell
+it. 
+Mahatma Ghandi for Oracle, or did I miss something.
+"...and then Ghandi takes off his glasses and says..."
+Pre-teens for AT&T Angela likes Bobby Let's spam the Bud Blimp.
+If you get hit in the head with a 40 yard bomb and wake up in the
+bleachers can you tell whether you're in Qualcomm or 3com???
+telnet> whois www.unintel.com
+2008 Olympics. yeah. If the earth don't pop first.
+FedX for GenX I'm FedUp. Some boob with dancing kangaroos got a 
+great power madison avenue job instead of me just because his
+bachelors degree was bigger. I got your ad hangin...
+Hormel Chili takes the cake. I'll be back after I puke.
+So we're up to 2 or 3 million a minute. Or was that 15 seconds?
+Royal Carribean International. No there's another cheapskate...
+"How much to just slip our name in there every so often?"
+Nissan 229 a month.
+       Datsun heard from!
+Mazda. Right after. How do you follow THAT up? Ah, like so.
+Piston engine go boing, boing, boing. But the wide receiver goes...
+                   
+            1/2  t i m e      ! ! !
+
+Whoopie and Sinbad sittin in a tree, s c h mooz ooz i n g...
+First the Beach Boys now Smokey Robinson. Feck.
+Are there any rock stars besides Hansen less than 50???
+And besides Jewel that aren't Republican?
+Good job Smokey. Now go home and pick up your H.M.M.W.V.
+Martha Van & the Dellas. Queen Latifa.
+Boyz 2 men. OK there's my answer. Don't nobody tell me they're
+really 49 and/or Libertarian moving toward repub... I'd be heavy
+dissed.
+
+
+"That sucks, a flag at fourth down? Field goal and then maybe back 
+in for a touchdown?!?" Boy do New England/Coloraday fans whine or
+what?!?
+Sprint got their /\
+                 \/  on holmgren's earphone. 1 million american???
+Actually, I'll bet he made them donate a pile of old company cars
+to Rawhide Boys Ranch. Bart Starr's project. Did someone say Starr???
+(oops.)
+Nokia connecting people. why can't we be phrendz. warr. 
+1-888-michelin friends, thursday at 8, 7 greenbay time, 6 if you're
+in Colorado.
+Tonite is a nite of many flags. Makes me wonder why 6-flags doesn't
+try to ad - (next year? foreshadowing?) 
+Pepsi's buggin again. Who owes Mick Jagger money? Give him a jeep -
+he'll shut up.
+Another flag and a fistfight. This is almost eggzillratin.
+Give us a good show.
+Almost lets you forget it's fixed. 
+DOH!!!
+Did I say that??
+Who's Mustang got smashed up for Primestar?
+Yikes.
+Iomega. Yeah! Have you had your zipdrive today.
+A gig-or-more each day, helps keep GPF faults away. have you...
+Toyota, the Camry. Bad form guys. "Sale," Is a word you just 
+don't use during a superbowl. tsk tsk. What WERE you thinking.
+VolksFarfingWagen Passat. FarfigMoneygrubbin.
+Flags, flags and more flags. I think I'll burn a yellow flag
+tonite just for posterity.
+Favre to Freeman. What idiot just yelled, "They should've thrown
+it to Brookes?" Was it YOU who yelled "Play Freebird," at my
+last classical guitar gig?
+Tons of movies are trying to pay in. We're not in a depression are
+we? Raytheon didn't lay off another 9,700 did they??
+Can you say "happy days are here again, now the..."
+Tabasco, Volvo these are the cheep seets. Hmmm...
+Kill another bug for Jesus. I'll bet PETA and ALF must be
+rippin by now.
+Hormel, hormel, hormel. Dead pigs heard from.
+All tied up, 10 minutes left in the whole  al-shabazz.
+If there isn't "OT" I'll take back saying it's fixed.
+Promise.
+Qualcomm for the second revolution. 
+Kramer for Hilfiger, now that's not half bad.
+I'll say it again. Holmgren even smiles when he's stressed.
+Aw c'mon. Seinfeld and Superman. What's that stuff???
+Pardon my french.
+United Way -- Phuck you!!!
+Brown County wisconsin has just got to be humming with pre-riot
+ziggazig zugg and a boom boom...
+1:47 to go at the 1-yard line. Denver missed blowing it out by a
+yard and a half. 5 feet I'd say. 
+31-24 Denver. I predict short kick and a long run/tie/overtime.
+I mean it, I'll take it back... promise...
+Wow. A 2-1 $100 dollar bet just got raised to 200$ american 10 
+yards to my right. 2 tables!!! I feel like I'm at the top floor
+of the MashaMohegaSunTucket High Rollers RomperBomper Room.
+They're on. The call was FOR Green Bay. I'm ducking before gunfire.
+I saw 100's and 50's everywhere. 
+32 seconds to go and 
+Green Bay just ran out of timeouts. 
+Uh oh.
+OK. Green Bay loozes by a noze.
+
+I still say it was fixed...
+
+Just kidding.
+
+Prime outa here.
+
+Complain to ati@etext.org
+as usual.
+
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+MENDICITY 101 by Marc Frucht. May 20, 1995
+
+I've been told I can't:
+Beg, bum, canvass,
+Freeload, hustle, idle
+Linger, loiter; lolligag:
+Mooch, panhandle, solicit
+Sponge or tramp.
+But I don't think anyone
+Has ever had enough spine to
+Look me eye to eye saying,
+"I don't want you to 
+Play your guitar here."
+
+
+
+Welcome to ATI issue 114. The first Sunday in February, 1998.
+Hygienic weekend for those of you in-the-know:
+The Special Onion Issue. 
+Dedicated to Topless Vegetables.
+I'm prime anarchist and this is the numbers run for 2131 hours.
+http://remain.com
+http://www.not.com
+http://www.onion.com
+http://www.theonion.com
+Prime Anarchist Productions' contributing editors Crick and Crack,
+the Grackle brothers sat in the 3rd and 1st rows at Bob Dylan's
+1st '98 show and then neither interviewed him NOR threw onions at
+him, but they did get this in to Marco:
+http://www.downcity.net/downcity/current/dylan.html
+
+
+SAY IT AIN'T SO JOE
+by Prime Anarchist
+
+Paul Harvey for Walmart, inc. 
+This t-phile is tear-stained, people.
+Why?
+Why?? Why?!?
+I believed in you, Paul. Your dad too. What happened???
+Paul Harvey, you're a bigger sell-out than the 
+Mighty mighty Bosstones.
+There is no joy in Scudville.
+Next thing you know Saddam Hussein'll be hawking Pepsi products!!!
+
+
+  AAA   TTTTT    IIIII
+ A   A    T        I
+  AAA     T        I            THE RAG READ ROUND THE WORLD
+ A   A    T        I
+ A   A    T        I
+ A   A    T      IIIII          
+
+
+Well, Clinton's pissing me off too. Here's a quick op-ed
+from your's truly. $2000 incentive for anyone putting 
+solar panels on their roof Bill Clinton said. State of the
+Onion address. Bill you dork. Call it what it is. Stop lying
+to us. Your penis, I mean your nose, is getting bigger than
+your nose, er, uh, I mean your penis. That wasn't your idea. 
+Carter put it up for 3 years
+and then Reagan killed it. Now you. Makes me wonder who
+thought it up BEFORE Carter. Probably Eisenhower!!!
+You want history to smile upon you Billary, make all busses
+free in every city with a smog level of 10 and up.
+
+
+WARP. Woodworkers Alliance for Rainforest Protection. Now that's
+a concept. Somebody get me that URL.
+
+          /\
+         /  \
+        /  ! \
+       /  !!! \
+      / PRIME  \
+     /ANARCHIST \
+    / SUX SHIT   \
+    \   What some/are saying about the 3rd Midweek Crisis. (wednesday
+         end of January)
+          (the bill clinton one if you need to keyword search)
+
+"So when is the next issue of ATI comeing (sic) out?" 
+gore@whitehouse.gov
+
+"Sorry, I don't have time for this kind of stuff. Good magazine
+but who cares if he leaked?"
+Hans T.
+Utrecht School of the Arts
+
+"I'm sorry I cannot respond to your query. I am employed to
+support developers (programmers) Consequently, I cannot justify
+providing customer-level support."
+splitterofinfinitives@apple.com
+
+"Can't be for real. Clinton could never deliver a speech
+that short.     ;) "
+RS 860
+
+"Prime Anarchist Sux Shit."
+happy@thekeyboard.com
+
+
+
+CONFIDENTIALITY NOTICE:  The information contained in this transmission
+is considered by the sender to be confidential. This material is
+intended only for the use of the recipient named above. If the reader
+or other recipient of this material is not the intended recipient 
+named above, please notify me and delete this transmission. Thank
+You.
+
+
+New Verse To Joplin's "Mercedes Benz."
+Lord won't you buy me 
+     Virtual Reality.
+Been slaving my life away
+     Please help me to see.
+Worked hard all my lifetime
+     Paying all these bills
+     (for me)
+Lord won't you buy me
+     Virtual reality.
+
+
+THIS IS OUR PEACE DIVIDEND??? by the Prime Anarchist. 
+                              Your household homer.
+                              Or was that your homely housemate?
+                              Heavenly Whorehouse?
+                              Wholehearted half-ass?
+                              Heavenly hash.
+
+I spent $37 on a peace sign at 7-11
+$27 for a tie-dye at the mall
+17 bucks for a Bobby Dylan CD.
+'N 7 dollars for a friendship bracelet
+     at Wal-Mart.
+
+Lord it's expensive to be a hippy these days
+God I hate it when they charge you to drop out.
+Look at my button fly bell-bottoms
+They're 501's with an attitude.
+Cost me $75 for an hour at the range
+To rip these bullet holes
+     in the legs.
+
+Isn't it cool when you say
+Groovy, neat-o and bananas all in
+The same sentence?
+
+I had granola, milk, bananas,
+Yogurt and a bran muffin with my
+Steakum sandwich.
+ 
+Can I put my Goodwill purchase on Mastercard
+Or visa?
+C'mon dude. McDonalds lets me eat.
+
+Lord it's avante garde to be Yippie, these ways.
+I flash a peace sign at my 
+Drill sargent and he waves his
+Bamboo love beads at me from around his neck.
+
+Peace is a force to be reckoned with.
+Forces of peace. I'm a peace-force.
+
+I'm the hippy from hell with my
+VW superbeetle pre-restored and painted
+Dayglo.
+Only costing my dad $259 a month and he 
+Doesn't even make me pay for the insurance.
+And it takes super-unleaded too.
+
+I spent $37 on a peace sign at 7-11
+$27 for a tie-dye at the mall
+17 bucks for a Bobby Dylan CD.
+'N 7 dollars for a friendship bracelet
+     at Wal-Mart.
+
+     - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+    /Part 2 (continued from issue 111) of the Infinite Onion /
+   /    Prime    Anarchist    Interview                     /
+  /  will continue in issue 115; for we went long.         /
+  - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+
+Send all contributions and whatever else to:
+ati@etext.org
+
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+listserv@brazerko.com
+
+Just put:
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+as the entire message.
+
+
+Get back issues at 
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
+
+
+We end with a poem because:
+   After the world pops;
+   myth is all we got...
+
+
+PLATH CAN'T PUT A BRUSH IN A POEM BUT I'LL PUT
+IN AN ATTEMPT by the collegiate. 
+
+I really can
+It can't be too hard, can it?
+Here I'll try to build a poem
+Which has a toothbrush in it.
+
+It's a small one
+But the bristles are hard, sort of
+A poem with a softer brush
+Might be harder to have heard of. 
+
+Does this work?
+Or does it kind of flounder, for you.
+Here I apply some cleansing agent-
+In case of blunder. Wouldn't you?
+
+For your grin,
+A toothbrush -- a little poem, take it
+My gift, uplifting scrub hold the handle
+A chance, like Plath with plaque I took it.
+
+Not half bad
+At least it doesn't fail, badly.
+Maybe it even pulls a smile
+From within, when you feel badly.
+
+
+That's it.
+   Prime saying
+      If you payed for this
+         You
+            Got
+               Ripped
+                  Off
+                     ...
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+ Living in such a state          taTestaTesTaTe          etats a hcus ni gniviL
+ of mind in which time         sTATEsTAtEsTaTeStA         emit hcihw ni dnim of
+ does not pass, space         STateSTaTeSTaTeStAtE         ecaps ,ssap ton seod
+ does not exist, and         sTATeSt        oFOfOfo         dna ,tsixe ton seod
+ idea is not there.         STatEst          ofoFOFo         .ereht ton si aedi
+ Stuck in a place          staTEsT            OfOFofo          ecalp a ni kcutS
+ where movements           TATeSTa            foFofoF           stnemevom erehw
+ are impossible                              fOFoFOf             elbissopmi era
+ in all forms,                             UsOFofO                ,smrof lla ni
+ physical and                            nbEifof                   dna lacisyhp
+ or mental -                           uNBeInO                      - latnem ro
+ your mind is                         UNbeinG                      si dnim rouy
+ focusing on a                       unBEING                      a no gnisucof
+ lone thing, or                      NBeINgu                     ro ,gniht enol
+ a lone nothing.                     bEinGUn                    .gnihton enol a
+ You are numb and                    EiNguNB                   dna bmun era ouY
+ unaware to events                                            stneve ot erawanu
+ taking place - not                  -iSSuE-                 ton - ecalp gnikat
+ knowing how or what                number 115              tahw ro woh gniwonk
+ to think. You are in                02/07/98              ni era uoY .kniht ot
+ a state of unbeing....                                  ....gniebnu fo etats a
+
+
+Yes, I borrowed this mast-head.
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/SoB/sob27.txt
+I mostly wanted to showcase it for any of you who haven't seen
+such good ascii art in quite a while.
+& Lynx friendly no less.
+I'm prime anarchist and this is issue number 115.
+Have happy reading...
+
+
+
+                         ladies
+                         and
+                         gentlemen, the
+                         world's shortest
+                         prime anarchist
+                         editorial...
+
+
+"drumroll please,"
+        Or was that eggroll? Ham samwich? Grand Slam? Moons over my
+Hammy? Grand Canyon?
+        THE UNITED NATIONS IS RIGHT THIS MOMENT (HAS BEEN FOR 3 DAYS NOW)
+IN ARIZONA INVESTIGATING THE UNITED STATES FOR HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSE
+CHARGES AND NO ONE IN THE PRESS SEEMS TO GIVE A CARE. WHY? WHY?? WHY?!?
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/kokopeli.html
+Is William Jefferson Clinton's loose penis THAT important??? 
+        
+
+
+       ()()()()()()
+        we are ATI          Feedback? ati@etext.org
+       ()()()()()()       
+
+
+Dear Prime,
+I didn't change a thing. Look at this paragraph from AP!
+
+Israel has asked to buy millions of doses of antidote to the
+weapons from the United States, according to an Israeli
+government official who spoke on condition of anonymity.
+
+Little Pete, Earl of Sand.
+Pux, Penn.
+
+
+
+Why would ATI ever be upset that Paul Harvey was hawking Walmart.  That
+dyed in the wool conservative has been fooling the american public for
+years with his down home folksy crap.  We all think he's telling nice
+stories of americana when the reality is that he's one step away from Rush
+Limbaugh.
+
+Trust me.  Go get a history of Paul Harvey's broadcasts and listen to them
+for a week. By the end if you're not puking your guts out then you are a
+card carrying member of the Christian Coalition for the rights of unborn
+white republicans.
+
+So wake up ATI!!!  That's not your fathers Pontiac you're getting screwed in.
+
+-DP-
+Boston, Mass.
+
+
+
+______________________________________________________________________________
+011011100111010100101001101000001011100101000100101010100111100101010101000110
+0\     /0                                                            0\     /0
+0 \   / 0    Get a can of shaving cream,  throw it in a freezer      0 \   / 0
+0  \ /  0   for about a week.  Then  take it out,  peal the metal    0  \ /  0
+0   X   0    off and put it where you want....bedroom, car, etc.     0   X   0
+0  / \  0      As it thaws, it expands, enough to fill up a car      0  / \  0
+0 /   \ 0                or probably a bedroom.                      0 /   \ 0
+0/     \0                                                            0/     \0
+010100111010010101001001000100100010011111100101010010010010101010101011101010
+______________________________________________________________________________
+
+ 
+(editor's note: does anyone know if this actually works? I'm thinking of
+digging out the old P-38 and mailing it to Ted Kaszinksi as a birthday
+gift)
+
+
+i, woodstok, and my lawyers and my llamas and my father and my 
+father before him, who was a drag queen in LA and his hamster disclaim 
+everything we could possibly disclaim and sum things we prolli cant 
+but o well dont bother suing me cause i dont have the cash anyway. 
+If you are offended easily, go away now. If you are
+super religious and take things way too seriously concerning 
+your religion, go away as well. 
+The same goes for those with no sense of humor. 
+If you decide to stay, and something does offend you, you are 
+free to write me and whine about it, but chances 
+are unless you have a legitamate complaint I'm just going to 
+laugh at your letter, and put up on my page if it's stupid enough. 
+But anyhow, this is what I'm going to do. If you see something on 
+this page that you think you have seen before or created
+yourself, then you know where the credit is due. 
+Otherwise I take all credit for everything else, 
+unless you yourself want to take credit for something, which you are
+certainly free to do so. I'm not going to know probably, 
+and even if I did i dont really care. 
+If you want to put something written from my page on yours, by all 
+means go ahead. I'd appreciate a link back here or a 
+little mention of my name, but if not, oh well. I don't really care. 
+a goodly portion of the stuff on this page, including this 
+disclaimer, is stolen anyway. Thank you, drive thru. 
+
+http://woodstok.incyberspace.com/disclaim.html
+
+//picture//
+This site is
+made in the
+ U S A
+by illegal
+immigrants.
+
+
+to:  ati@etext.org
+>Have you suborned yet?
+
+I am suborn again Christian!
+
+sincerely,
+OHM (old 203)
+
+
+
+Dear Marco,
+
+It should be fine if you reprint the "Mad Ave" article in your weekly
+'zine' as long as your zine is as you state; "I make no money doing this".
+Please credit similar to the following "from Adbusters Magazine
+www.adbusters.org 1-800-663-1243
+Jonathan
+   (notas editas: here you go:  
+   http://www.adbusters.org/Articles/mad.html )
+
+
+
+       ()()()()()()
+        we are ATI
+       ()()()()()()
+
+Feedback? ati@etext.org
+
+
+
+USP LEAVENWORTH Text and Graphics by Lori Kettner & Maureen Flynn-Hart,
+        L A W R E N C E , K S  -  On May 20, Walk Across 
+America For Mother Earth marched into a flurry of events designed 
+to honor indigenous people. 
+        You can believe in Creator in any way you choose in the US, but
+ultimately you have to respect the Earth. Ultimately you have to live
+a life where the Earth replenishes itself each spring. It is THE way
+of life.
+
+        "This country is following a drug-mentality - it's a 
+        mentality that will do anything for a quick fix," said
+        David Hill in front of Leonard Peltier's Leavenworth
+        jail cell. "They are out there teaching you that you
+        are one purchase away from happiness. We want you to
+        know that is a lie. You have to find happiness today.
+        You have to find freedom today. Don't let them convince
+        you that you have to wait until you're 65 and you have
+        to have a Winnebago before you can find freedom."
+
+We now return you to the reprint of the interview Prime Anarchist gave
+in 1992 to Infinite Onion magazine about his walk across the country.
+David Fischer - Is there a connection to Big Mountain? If so what?
+Prime Anarchist - Oh yeah. A big one. The people down at Big Mountain
+                  are living proof that the Genocide of the last 
+                  500 years is still going on. In fact after people
+                  up in Pine Ridge, and the people over at the 
+                 Nevada Test Site trying to live through all the
+                bombing on their ancestors' lands, Big Mountain is
+               one of the biggest travesties of justice and simply
+              the worst insult to humanity there is.
+Fischer - You want to say more, I can tell...
+Anarchist - Get those vapor locking Navy A-6 fighters and polluting
+           Air Force B-2's away from the Four Corners area! You're
+          ruining the juniper and sage and you're scaring the hell
+         out of the sheep. Do you know how hard it is to lead 6 goats
+        and forty sheep after a fighter pilot screams up a ravine 
+       you're in... 9 feet over your head??? One time I found a sheep
+      shaking behind a rock as if she knew it was the end of the 
+     world. If you keep doing this... maybe this WILL be the end.
+D.F. - Craziest story?
+P.A. - Craziest, hmmm. Well, in Amarillo there's ten pink Cadillacs 
+      with their noses buried in an old corn field. It's called the
+     Cadillac Ranch Museum and some oil baron guy bought ten brand
+    new cadillacs to do this, I swear. They look like they fell out
+   of the sky.
+      "Looks crazy," said one of the other walkers.
+      "Looks pretty fucking stupid," I said. My journal entry that day
+  just says: "only in Amerikkka."
+ Keep in mind this is Texas where you can get a free 72 ounce steak if
+you can eat all of it in half an hour without dropping dead from
+cholesterol shock, angina, or a full blown heart attack.
+D.F. - What convinced you to join the army??? And what convinced you
+       to get out?
+P.A. - Good question. I joined in '88 for the peacetime GI Bill to go 
+       to college. During basic training a Navy A-6 blew 2 Libyan
+       MIG's out of the water and when we found out everyone cheered
+       except me. It suddenly dawned on me. There's two pilots I've
+       never met and will never know if I liked them or hated them.
+       I'll never know. They're dead. And we're fucking cheering.
+      Then a year later we invaded Panama to regain control of the 
+     Canal and to shut Noriega up about Bush's hand in Iran Contra.
+    Then exactly a year later we're kicking it into high gear -- 
+   Showing George is no whimp, he goes after Saddam Hussein
+  "the next hitler," he tells us. Yeah, the same guy Bush helped stuff
+ ballot boxes for in 1980 in his "election" against a man named Bakr
+who wasn't as "moderate" and as "secular" as Hussein. Back then, Bush
+called him Mr. Hussein. Now it's Sodom??? Gamorrah Bush is slimier than
+a one-eyed sapsucker on a honeycovered x-rated waterslide at Disney.
+But I digress. Right after the Persian Gulf war I got a medical
+discharge which I was supposed to get 8 months prior. Did you know we
+were about 20 bodies away from a draft during Operation Desert Swarm?
+Yes. And I made one of them!!! They kept me listed as a full fledged
+"active duty" even though my paperwork had to say "physically unfit
+for duty." The scoop is -- if I left without a soldier coming in from
+basic to replace me, we were a social security number away from 
+not effectively defending the continental US during our gallavants
+overseas. And that would have looked bad to congress. And God forbid 
+to the American people. So they released me after "mop-up." If I didn't
+have a medical discharge coming for my knee injury, I would've hunger
+struck. There are about 700 soldiers still in stockades over in Saudi
+and God knows how many everywhere else. And all they did was say,
+"count me out." Oh well, that just gave me eight more months to decide
+how much I hate Bush's administration, and any pseudo democratic
+alternatives, and this whole fascist government. Do you know where 
+Hussein got his signal corps training when he was a young officer?
+FORT GORDON, GA!!! I SAT IN HIS OLD CHAIR DURING MINE!!! That was 
+back when we didn't like Iran I guess. And Russia didn't like Iraq.
+    (This interview continues next week in issue 116)
+
+
+
+       ()()()()()()
+        we are ATI          Feedback? ati@etext.org
+       ()()()()()()       
+
+
+
+And
+now
+let's 
+lighten
+up               to
+with               the
+a                     tune
+prime                     of
+anarchist                   Joan Osborne's
+parody.                                   ONE
+                                             OF 
+                                               US
+If God had a job; what would it be
+And would he pull in per hour
+Or salary
+Would he work real hard
+Or break for coffee
+
+Yeah, yeah,
+God works hard.
+And yea, yeah,
+Punch the time card.
+Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah.
+
+What if God made minimum
+Just a job at minimum
+Would he work for minimum
+Or be a jerk for minimum.
+
+If God was employed; what would he do
+And would he come in at nine
+Or maybe two
+And would he ask union scale
+And save for an IRA
+Take straight pay
+Or share all the profits (prophets?)
+
+And yeah, yeah.
+God kinda slacks
+yeah yeah, he's always eating snacks.
+And yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah...
+
+What if God made minimum
+Just a job at minimum
+Would you downsize God for minimum.
+Or be a jerk for minimum.
+
+
+.x.x.x.x.x.x.
+.pap #'s run.
+.x.x.x.x.x.x.
+http://www.earthtimes.org
+http://www.purefiction.com/pages/res2.htm
+http://www.columbia.edu/acis/bartleby
+http://www.inf.ufsc.br/barata0.html
+http://www.disinfo.com
+http://www.laughnet.net/archive/misc/barbie.htm
+http://www.planet-peace.org/trudell/index1.html
+http://www.teleport.com/~canyon/cr7013.htm
+http://www.cybercuba.com
+http://www.elpais.es
+http://www.restless.com/moog.html
+http://www.lingsoft.fi/~mvoipio/highways.html
+http://www.ipl.org
+http://www.applicom.com/vbm/Hartes.htm
+http://weeklywire.com/alibi/current
+http://providencephoenix.com
+http://www.loc.gov
+http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html
+http://www.downcity.net/downcity/current/dylan.htlm
+
+
+
+
+          /         THE     /
+         /CALENDULA SECTION/
+February 6 1945 Bob Marley's birthday
+Feb 17 1778  Fernando Sor born
+Feb 20 1946  J. Geils SuBorned
+       1967  Kurt Cobain born with silver cokespoon in hand. 
+       1770  Fernando Carulli born in Naples.
+Feb 21 1893  Andres Segovia born in Granada
+Feb 23 1944  Johnny Winter born with a white mustache
+Feb 26 ????  Johnny Cash born wearing black
+       1964  Prime Anarchist born in the Peter Bent, Boston, MA.
+
+
+
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+William Jefferson Clinton will tell us this Tuesday Night that
+the air-war over Iraq has officially begun. He has until Feb 28,
+(the beginning of Ramadan) to finish MOP-UP!!!
+Do you believe for a minute he is considering anything besides
+a full-scale nuclear attack??? How would N-E thing else be 
+possible in so few weeks?!? 
+   IN THE NAME OF GOD I CHARGE YOU. STOP YOUR GOVERNMENT AT ONCE.
+
+
+ATI. Rejecting COOKIES since 1998.
+
+Hello, and welcome to Aggravated Tri-lateralist, Iglou.
+Issue 116 I believe but who's counting?
+Sunday, 2-15-98. 10:09pm.
+Prime here with another editorial in a box.
+
+. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
+.     A                     .
+.         A                 .
+.             R             .
+.                G          .
+.                   H       .
+.                      !    .
+. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
+Sincerely,
+/\/\ /\ /^ < <>
+
+
+PAP   (the famous Prime Anarchist Productions #'s run.)
+   /
+     http://www.cia-g.com/~gallpind/front.html
+      http://www.beograd.com/truth
+       http://www.media.hks.se/media/teach/deivert/mike.mov
+        http://www.salonmagazine.com/media/1998/02/17media.html
+       http://www.iglou.com/homepages/mkennedy/press.html
+      http://www.rollingstone.com
+     http://www.bestsitez.com/mail
+
+
+
+
+CALENDULARIA by Prime Anarchist Productions.
+2-18-1883 Nikos Kazantzakis born
+2-21-1903 Anais Nin, b
+2-26-1964 Prime Anarchist h.    (hatched)
+2-27-1902 John Steinbeck, b.
+
+Here's a poem submission by the Floridian.
+Celluloid and Cellophane.
+A poesie about Disney World and Tupperware, corp.
+
+Movies and munchies
+Archive your footage and store your food.
+Colorize film and co ordinate your cabinets.
+A finished product is "in the can."
+Stowing away in the fridge is "cooling."
+Pollution, acid rain, chopping trees.
+Filling in swamp after swamp.
+Bring in more, more more.
+Movies, munchies more more more.
+What's in store?
+What are we here for?
+Consume, consume. Plastic.
+That's what we're here for;
+Plastic - fantastic.
+Foodstuff and films. Movies & munchies.
+Celuloid and cellophane.
+
+Eat a fresh asparagus spear.
+See, hear, feel live jazz.
+In season.
+Now.
+Ain't no plastic about it.
+Cook with olive oil -- 
+Pam can kiss your ass.
+
+Let's open a Walmart in Disney
+and SELL RUBBERMAID TOOLBOXES.
+
+
+
+(ed note: thank you floridian. I'll callback with this:
+A poem I wrote in '96 titled: TO MM
+
+A boy wolf sits gnawing his arm 
+Urgently - chooses to chew his wrist
+Rather than the rope he's attached by.
+         SACRIFICE - 
+The arm-and-leg of life.
+It will cost him a right hand.
+The one that will forever 
+Cling to a bomb.
+He will live without 
+The bomb may not
+     If only we
+            can
+            all            sever
+       from the           violence
+        that is
+           us.
+
+
+
+
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+It was funny and honest.  
+Thanks for the bit of culture.
+-NIK-
+
+
+
+INFINITE ONION INTERVIEWS PRIME ANARCHIST. 1992.
+(part III. continued from last issue)
+
+IO: Where were you when the riots started? 
+When the LA Fiasco began I was in some town west of Oklahoma
+City watching some mayor name their main street Garth Brooks
+Avenue. He took the sign down that said 23rd ST. and put up 
+a big green and white plaque that said Garth Brooks Ave. Turns
+out it's his hometown where he learned how to ride a bike. 
+Probably last year.
+   By the time 14 were dead in the riots I was in Tulsa at 
+some new-age healing spa called PATH. 3 days. If I 
+remember, Hitler's birthday was shortly after the riots I 
+was thinking about Colo Spgs' Acacia Park and the 
+three or four times I've been beaten up by Colo Spgs 
+police. One of the times where the DEA were involved 
+still has me so traumatized (eight months later!)
+that I can't be inside anywhere and look at a door. I have to
+look everywhere else or I see guerilla looking cops in Timberline
+combat boots busting the door off the hinges, stepping on my 
+head and pointing streetsweepers, AK's and 10 mils at my face. I
+usually "come to" when they're shouting "get your head down, get
+your fucking head down!" Then I realize I'm in a plain old room
+fairly safe. That really sucks while in a sweatlodge ceremony
+or an after-vision-quest ceremony. They come in looking for Peyote.
+We don't have any but still to jail we go for 5 hours and have
+to walk back home. Does this kind of trauma have to happen to
+EVERY US CITIZEN before you all wake up and realize this is
+fascism revisited??? Economic slavery? A police state? Look at 
+your big old rectangular door and tell me if you feel safe. If
+you're on Turtle Island anywhere the ground you're on is owned
+"on paper" by the army corps of engineers. It's truly owned by
+God and the people He put in charge of it got slaughtered by
+smallpox, Amtrack, turkey shoots, lynchings, scalpings, 
+relocation policies, BIA boarding schools and Crazy Horse Malt
+Liquor Beer.
+   If you feel the least bit uneasy, please take back your life
+and help me stop this madness. We need to find some nonviolent 
+way to take over this country. Because the only other thing I 
+see is violent bloody overthrow and as much as I personally
+would enjoy watching that... it wouldn't be good for all of us.
+And it's certainly not good for my mother... the earth.
+   (continued next issue. Part IV. ends it. Get the last 4
+    paragraphs wherever Gleam Toothpaste and Burma Shave is
+    sold.)
+
+    AND ON THE LIGHTER SIDE:
+   A PACKER HACKER POEM BY greenbay prime.
+
+   Entitled: Packer Backer Meets Hardware Hacker
+
+   Laptop - sports fan.
+   Dial your match.   go team
+   A fast modem...    cheezeheads sold out...
+   Battery pack takes no charge
+                      pack takes the field.
+   Graphics, text...    the green and the gold.
+   Clock speed isn't everything, it's the only thing.
+             Vince lombardi did NOT say that.
+   Sound card, wav file -  the wave, crowd cheers
+   Surge protector, a spike suppressed.
+                       Touchdown... no spiking,,, he jumps
+                       into the stands.
+   640K? 720? How 'bout a meg
+                  50 yard line, 2nd and 10 -
+                  torn cartilege or broken leg???
+   Error checking, line noise
+                   fumble, intercepted.
+   Password encryption.
+                       10, 27, heidi ho, hike.
+
+
+
+
+       
+       
+       DOWN AND OUT IN MR. PEABODY'S COALTRAIN 
+              by the arch chorus pondent
+
+   The following was sent in by Jon Norstog
+   -----------------------------------------
+   Mr. Alvin Clinton has passed away
+
+
+        During the Rapporteur's visit, I ran into Grace Smith who 
+   told me that Alvin Clinton had passed away at his home on Feb.  1.  
+   He was to have given testimony on the desecration of Star
+   Mountain, among other issues.
+
+        The family asked to be allowed to bury him near his home.  
+   There was no response for a couple days, then a denial.  
+   As a result the funeral was held in Winslow on Thursday, at the
+   Catholic Church and cemetery.  The family was devastated, 
+   both by the loss of their husband/father/grandfather, and more 
+   by having to bury him outside Dine' Bikeya, across the
+   river.   It was a very ugly thing for them to have to face 
+   at that time.
+
+        I knew Mr. Clinton about 10 years. No one who knew him will 
+   ever forget that man.  He was a man who defended his country in 
+   World War II, then spent the rest of his life defending
+   his land and religion, and the Dine' people.  Elmer Clark, his 
+   chay, compared him to Manuelito, Ganado Mucho and Barboncito, 
+   and that's how he'll be remembered, I think.  His life showed
+   that if you stand up for what you believe you will pay a heavy 
+   price, but all the same, it can be done.  In the end, I think 
+   that what he was fighting for will be accomplished. 
+
+
+        Mr. Clinton was also a philosopher or theologian.  
+   He didn't just memorize the ceremonies.  He was always thinking 
+   about traditional religion, the stories and elements of it,
+   building on it.  The Dine' religion was a working system of 
+   thought for him, one he used to come up with ideas and thoughts 
+   that have never been said or heard on earth before.  He was like
+   Moses that way. Some of us were also reminded how Moses led the 
+   Children of Israel through the wilderness for forty years, but 
+   was not allowed to pass with them into the land of milk &
+   honey.  The spirit of Moses lives in the promise of the Moshiach, 
+   so I think Mr. Clinton's spirit will live in the struggle which continues.
+
+        After the service we all went out to the Clintons' place at Teesto.  
+   The whole community showed up, people I haven't seen in one place 
+   together in over a year. President Hale sent a representative, who gave 
+   the family a memorial letter.  The weather was good enough to eat
+   outside, although you could smell ice in the wind that came up in the
+   afternoon.
+
+
+        *****************************************************
+
+        I sat with Phoebe Nez to eat at the Clintons.  She said she was
+   relocating, not to "New Lands" but across the fence into the NPL.  
+   "We're just tired of the rangers coming around all the time," 
+   she said.
+
+        The Dine' Bikeya Committee at Teesto has a new president.  
+   Sam Keyonnie, Judy Keyonnie's brother, is back on the land and 
+   is willing to be a community leader.  The Teesto Community has 
+   always been on its own, without the strong support group
+   presence found at Big Mountain.  For this reason, Teesto 
+   has always had strong leaders and has been able usually to
+   make its own decisions as a community.  Unfortunately the 
+   government's tactics in getting people to sign the 
+   "Accommodation Agreement" caused a lot of division in the
+   community and as a result the Dine' Bikeya Committee 
+   splintered for a while.  The dinner at the Clinton's home
+   showed, I think, that the community was ready to get back together.
+
+        At Red Willow I learned that the Benally family had also been 
+   denied permission to bury Alice Benally in the area where her prayers 
+   were.  She was buried in the NPL, in an area where she had relatives.  
+   This is the first anyone had heard that there had been a denial of 
+   permission for a traditional burial.  This is a serious matter.  
+   Congress instructed the parties to the P.L. 104-301 settlement 
+   that it expected this issue to be resolved.  Apparently the 
+   resolution is that no traditional burial will be permitted.  
+   The US, which engineered the "settlement" and is
+   responsible for most of its terms, can not really deny 
+   responsibility for this violation of the Dine'
+   right to free expression of their traditional religion.
+
+   jn
+   http://www.theofficenet.com/~redorman/welcome.html
+
+
+
+
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+
+th-th-th-tha's all f-f-f-folks.
+prime outa hear
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+           ...wait.
+           there's more...
+
+
+If'n U'd Lemme Have Hemp Blues. by marco
+Chords: E, A, Gb, B7
+
+
+
+                        O       Oh no!
+                        R       Yet
+                        I       Another
+                        G       Prime
+                        I       Anarchist
+                        N       Public 
+                        A       Domain
+                        L       Song.
+
+                        S            ?
+                        O           ?
+                        N          ?
+                        G         !
+
+
+Got 360 acres
+Can get me a lotta corn
+Japan demandin so much soybeans
+My Reebox're gettin' worn.
+
+Makin me fertilize with Pfizer's gotten me so worn out
+Doubt we can last another year if we get another 1 of drought.
+
+But I prayed to Creator 4 vision 'n here's what he had 2 say
+Son I can get you all U need -n- plentya room for that hay.
+
+(ch) Cause I got 60 acres for corn 
+'n 60'll gimme soy
+'nother 60 I oughta just keep empty, empty, empty
+Well 60 more's for wheat.
+'n 60'll give ya beans 'n' stuff. 
+Well I believe that leaves 60 more for
+        hemp hemp hemp hempty whoa oh.
+
+Got a man in a 3-piece suit now tell me what I oughta do
+Oughta sell it off to him now says he'd like him a farm or 2.
+Says he can turn him a profit. Knows how the market runs.
+Well what good's a dude in a 3-piece suit where there ain't no
+                          drugz & gunz.
+
+So I got down on my knees now n I began to pray
+From way down wavin' by the wheatfiled, 
+     This 'what the good Lord say.
+
+(ch)
+
+Some say agrabusiness is the way this land oughta go
+But I asked my old Indian uncle he said no that just ain't so
+Told me credit didn't buy ya nothin that didn't come in a can.
+Said go pick what's in season, it's all in the master plan.
+You do your farm your own way,  n  pray every chance you get.
+Thank the sun and the rain now, and you'll have the best crop yet...
+   (spoken:) Oh, and he said, "pfuck pfizer, too."
+
+
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+            .117!!.
+            .......
+
+Hello, and welcome to ATI issue 117. Sunday, February 22, 1998.
+In the year of our Olympic Training Center.
+I'm prime anarchist and by way of introduction I move you
+right to the last part of the 1992 Infinite Onion reprint.
+David Fischer interviews Prime Anarchist during a quick break
+from his walk across the country.
+
+IO: What is the fuel of the revolution, is it rice?
+PA: The fuel of the revolution is not rice, but you are close. It was
+a tossup between foodstamps and saline and saline won. Seems in the US
+these days, if you have a conscience the only way you can afford to
+speak out on anything is you gotta plas. (if you live in a state where
+plasma distribution is not yet legal, you won't know the expression
+"plassing;" which is donating two pints of your cells in exchange for 
+$13 and free donuts and coffee.
+
+IO: Wow. That's harsh. 
+PA: Removing myself from the system means I have to live way under the
+poverty line, and without any property puts us at a big disadvantage
+unless we learn to be communal. And guess who can teach us this?
+
+IO: I don't know but I bet you're going to tell me...
+PA: The 900,000 Native Americans who somehow managed to live through
+this holocaust so far. So there's a lot of Anne Frank diaries, huh?
+Get involved in a native rights group. Help chop wood or live with a
+family. Let them help you get YOUR roots though. Don't take their
+religion! You let your government take everything else they have, don't
+take their spirit. Just let them inspire you. Help them brainstorm.
+Get involved.
+
+IO: Yeah, I've been there.
+PA: The native American bros and sisters will wake you up. Next step is
+smashing your TV set and taking back your life. Get out of the fogging
+mall and start making your own jewelry and clothes.
+
+IO: Any other comments? Things you want to say?
+PA: Yes, thanks for the interview. Pray for peace. We're all related.
+That's all for now.
+
+                  This interview was reprinted 
+                        from Issue # ate
+                   of Infinite Onion Magazine.
+
+
+
+
+Since it's pretty obvious that Clinton basically took the 
+"baton" from Bush, and is now doing the CIA operative's 
+(once a... always a...) bidding, now is a great time to come 
+forward with something that was handed to me by a kind woman 
+on the capitol steps october 7, 1992. 
+   It was an advance copy of George Bush's victory speech. 
+(yes, he really expected to win.) It might as well be Clinton's 
+"victory" speech, or any 7 of his state of the onion addresses if he feels
+like just respitting something old and  re-pertinent. hint, hint...
+
+s/
+marco
+e&p ati since '88
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
+
+& if you gotta gripe then
+you gotta send it 2
+ati@etext.org
+
+
+
+
+         GEORGE BUSH'S PLANNED VICTORY SPEECH FOR 1992. 
+                NOW MORE APROPRIATE THAN EVER.
+            typed in by Prime Anarchist Productions. 
+                    February, 20, 1998 
+
+     My fellow Americans, I stand here before you proud to accept 
+the honor and challenge of my second term as President of the 
+greatest nation on earth and leader of the Free World. In the first 
+four years, we completed our policy of containment, engineered a 
+peaceful displacement of communism, and ushered in a New World
+Order.
+    In central america, we helped install fledgling democracies whose 
+governments regularly hold free elections. In Panama, we rid the 
+hemisphere of a dangerous demagogue; in Nicaragua, which fell under
+the control of radical-nationalists, we restored democracy; and in 
+nearby Cuba, we continue to work toward  neutralizing Fidel Castro.
+    Around the globe, especially in Eastern Europe, we helped newly 
+liberated peoples to see the benefits of the market and privatization. 
+    In the Middle East I advanced the peace process by leading America 
+to a spectacular victory in the Persian Gulf War. With few casualties, 
+we were able to save Kuwait and uphold the principle of opposing aggression.
+Now, Kuwait, and Saudi Arabia, are independent and both nations can 
+pursue their evolution toward democracy at their own pace.
+    Our task, however, is not finished. Saddam remains defiant despite 
+the pummeling we gave him in Operation Desert Storm. Even now, he is 
+rebuilding his army, only a short time ago the 3rd largest in the 
+world., and making threats and thus requiring us to exercise our 
+right to self-defense. In short, our national security still requires
+vigilence and a prudent level of defense expenditures.
+    Although we must prepare for all eventualities, we will look 
+first to negotiations and diplomacy to restore stability around the 
+globe. If, however, we are challenged by bullies, we will not shrink 
+from using force.
+
+    Here at home, I will continue to be president to all the people. 
+I pledge never to bow to special interests, but instead, to always 
+seek and ever serve our national interest. For we are a compassionate 
+nation and, in this time of temporary economic malaise, we must reach 
+out to the poor and encourage them to free themselves from the burden 
+of food stamps, Medicare, and the dole. We must end dependency on these
+ensnaring safety nets and replace them with economic trampolines to 
+propel the homeless and the unemployed to new heights of self-esteem 
+and success.
+    But I want to make it perfectly clear, that if we are to reduce 
+inequality, eliminate the deficit, win the war on drugs, and rebuild 
+our cities, our first step must be to cut the capital gains tax so 
+that those most able to help the less fortunate will be able to do 
+just that.
+    My fellow Americans, as we enter this, my second term as president, 
+and march together, bound by common values, the United States of 
+America will once again be an example to all the world. With God's
+help we will internationalize the thousand points of light and we 
+will make them millions of glowing embers of democracy.
+    In closing, my fellow Americans, I pledge four more years of the 
+same, only better.
+
+
+And how, George Bush. You said a mouthful, toots. 
+I'm Prime Anarchist and this has been a special edition of 
+PAWN.
+Prime Anarchist World News is brought to you tonite by
+the makers of Rock River Lager Beer. Proud sponsors of
+the 1998 Olympic War Preface.
+
+
+
+                                   by the way
+                          I verified the truth of this
+                            intended speech right after
+                             I'd gotten it through
+                            Covert Action Quarterly, 
+                                El Monde, and 
+                           Linda Lovelace's official
+                              cinematographer and 
+                                  archivist.
+
+
+
+
+PARODY TIME.
+
+To the tune of Riding On The City Of New Orleans
+as sung by Arlo Guthrie
+parody by prime anarchist. denver. 1995
+
+Riding on the city bus this morning
+Dollar-50 just to ride to work. 
+Smell of diesel fuel just makes me nauseous
+There's no bathroom just a window that doesn't work.
+
+All along the trip to work I thought
+About the car I never bought
+& I coulda gotten there faster if I'd jogged.
+Making stops at every spot
+Picking up every old sot
+Maybe I'd'a just rather had been flogged.
+
+Good morning America how are you
+Your transportation system really sucks.
+If I walked to work I'd have prob'ly gotten there faster.
+I'd rather hitch a ride with an ice cream truck.
+
+
+Here's another. See if you can guess the original just 
+from the rhythm. OK here's the chord chart just in case.
+
+Bb    Bb-maj-7     Bb6     Eb
+Bb
+Cm7     F7      Bb
+Gm7    C7    F7     Bb     Bb-maj7
+Bb6      Eb    D7
+Eb-maj7      Bb      Gm7    Cm7
+F7     Bb
+
+Look for that NAFTA label
+When you are buying some cheap cologne.
+Remember job search. Our unions looking
+While jobs are going to Mexico
+And further south.
+We're all broke now, but who's complaining.
+Thanks to the NAFTA we're starving today.
+So always look for that NAFTA label
+It says we're ruining the USA
+(you better believe it.)
+We're ruining the U-S-A.
+
+
+OK this one's a cute little short one.
+I'll just give you the notes.
+c-d-ee-f-g-a-d   d-f-e-d-e-c-c  e-c-c
+
+probably your favorite chocolate commercial...
+C O LL A P S E 
+NAFTA makes it happen quickly
+G O P
+
+
+OK and tha's my final offer...
+
+G Em C D
+
+Does your chewing gum lose its flavor
+On the bed post over nite.
+When your mother says don't chew it
+Do you swallow it on site.
+Or do ya reach from under the table
+Stick it in your mouth and say "yum!"
+Oooh ABC gum.
+
+Does your mind get tired of tuning in 
+that propaganda stuff
+When CNN says things around
+Wall street are getting rough
+Do you reach for television
+Kick it in the tube n say ooh,
+Ooh ABC sucks.
+
+
+OK folks, help me complete one here.
+Yeah, group effort. Send all ideas, inputs
+brainstorms, cerebral el ninos to:
+
+ati@etext.org
+
+This is to the tune of Islands In the Stream.
+
+When I began songwriting there were songs to sing. 
+Well written stuff out there and every thing
+But it's different now. Now there's nothing going on.
+
+It's a strange (phenomenon) that I can't explain.
+Years without some music for my ears is pain.
+Everything coming out, sounds like it is 10 years old.
+
+Tender love songs hold; no need for celebration.
+MTV's new sounds simply require (parody-eye-ation)
+We wait for new music    uh-huh
+
+(here's where it gets really weak, help me out here)
+Like making love with no partner uh huh
+Generation X that is what we are
+Fans without a dream where do we belong 
+Sail away with me to another world.
+Where the musicians don't sound like all the others.
+From one songwriter to another, uh huh
+
+(OK I really like this part, but will gladly change it 
+if anyone has better ideas...)
+
+I ain't heard a song that ha'nt been plagiarammed
+Everything is rehashed like a can of spam
+Or maybe diet spam
+Slowly losing sight of a new sound
+Everybody thinks they have the newest hit
+Ask my opinion it just sounds like
+OK diet spam, this could be the year for the new spam.
+No more will you spam
+Baby boomers crooning soon
+We start and end with nothing new. 
+We can...
+
+<><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
+HEREIN ENDS THE PAIR OF D'S
+<><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
+
+
+A February Poem For You. By Prime Marco Anarchist
+
+A stalk of brussels sprouts
+Poked thru the melting snow.
+Sun beating down making for
+Glistening beads of dew dripping 
+Down to the roots.
+
+Reaching out I spy a spider,
+A gray little old man
+Of a spider runs away.
+My warning? I think...
+Should you eat a brussels sprout
+Coming up on March?
+
+Is there a month or a day when they're
+Poisonous?
+Like some of the others?
+
+Never I mind. It's mildewey looking afterall.
+Kind of rotten.
+Ready to be turned in.
+I toss it aside just as it
+Tumbles crumbly out of hand.
+
+A stalk of brussels sprouts
+Poked thru the melting snow this spring-  
+And me?
+I was too late to eat.
+
+
+THIS ONE'S SHORT LIKE ME.
+She went into the circle
+For the circle ate her.
+Chewed her like a chocolate shekel
+And spit her out like a percolator.
+
+
+
+Here's a couple more short ones to commemorate 
+February, the shortest month. 
+
+POPEYE   by Marco
+I am, I am;
+Iambic's what I am.
+
+
+DEAD KENNEDY by the same
+
+Jello likes short songs;
+As I with small poems.
+
+
+
+ CONDO SONATA IN V FLAT
+   by Prime Anarchist
+
+I.
+Your neighbor buys one of those commercial flag and poles
+And you think you gotta have one.
+You throw yours away after 2/3 of the dwellers all have them.
+You see someone else has a vault-for-valuables-thingie 
+That goes disguised as a rock in case you forget your key.
+You'll keep that one well past its catch-on over-popularity.
+"Everybody" but you has one of those plastic bootscrapers
+Next to their Valkomen matt. 
+You follow suit.
+Almost 2/3 of you have one now.
+The kitchen witch.
+The big window-mercury-meter.
+The Ginsu knife, the bowler's crying towel.
+Same for the golfer.
+The LaMachine.
+
+II.
+Worm who tried to cross the sidewalk:
+Windburn?
+Sunburn?
+What hardened you?
+Petrified?
+How you died?
+2/3 of the way across,
+Almost made it to the sand-
+Too late.
+Rain might've helped.
+Or is that what drove you out in the --
+First place.
+Did you run out of water,
+Air
+Nitrogen.
+Parched like Arizona mud in mid May or July.
+
+III.
+This poem is 2/3 done.
+Or should I have EVEN pointed that OUT?
+You guessed it.
+Could've made your own
+Connections.
+Can you drive on farther
+Without
+A car
+Or a condo
+Or even
+A Cuisinart?
+
+
+
+<><><> <><><> <><><>
+
+ATI presents, LETTERS TO THE EDITOR:
+
+Right now I am active in the effort to impeach Clinton.
+Yeah, Pine is convenient on shell accounts.....
+David
+
+
+
+From: eddy <eddy@IBM.net>
+Sat 23:44
+Subject: Anarchist Cookbook
+
+Does this cookbook accept submissions?  If so, I have a 
+delightfully- light tuna cassarole recipe that one can whip 
+up in less than 15 minutes, all from common household ingredients.
+Where do I write to contact the publishers?
+Regarding the "anarchy-theme" of the cookbook, this is no problem.
+You outa see the condition of my kitchen after an 
+exciting morning of cooking!
+eddy
+
+
+Hello.
+I assume you got my name from --------. 
+Just wanted to say thanks for
+signing me up.  Please keep me listed.
+BTW, do you have a page?
+Adam
+ps: Do you have old ati zine issues archived somewhere?  
+If not I would love
+to archive any and all on my site
+http://www.geocities.com/RainForest/Vines/6723  
+perhaps in the Essays section.
+
+
+
+Do you mind if we use your comments on our BlenderHead Pages?
+Thanks again for writing!
+anabel
+
+
+
+
+<><><><><><><><><><>
+#'s run
+http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Acropolis/1232/left3.html
+http://www.stairway.org/kidsongs/allsongs.html
+http://www.musesmuse.com
+http://aises.uthscsa.edu/natnet/archive/nl/9201/0021.html
+http://www.slic.com/~mohawkna/books.htm
+http://www.geocities.com/CapitolHill/1848
+#'s run
+<><><><><><><><><><>
+
+
+
+*** FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE ***
+MEMO FROM: "The Trees"
+Stop the Logging or we will continue to kill one celebrity each week.
+There are no skiing "accidents."
+
+
+
+
+
+Well that's all he, she or it wrote.
+Send all contributions, submissions, and spatial epithets
+to:
+ati@etext.org
+
+To find back issues go to:
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI
+
+And if you're not all there,
+1-800-777-7777
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+LIVE FROM Montville, Conn., Home of Stone Container Corp., it's       
+       AA      TTTTTTTT    IIIIIIII
+      A  A     TTTTTTTT    IIIIIIII
+     AA  AA       TT          II
+      AAAA        TT          II
+     AA  AA       TT          II
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+      C             I              N
+       T             M              C
+        I             E              !
+         V             S
+          I
+           S
+            T
+ 
+            .......
+            .Issue.
+            .118!!.
+            .......
+
+Marc, this is my letter all printed up I hope you didn't already type it.
+and by the way, some guy named Mike took up my cause and sent it out.
+His screen name is JMY2.
+
+The kingdom of AOL
+Roger B. Snow
+The Day, page A6
+February 23, 1998
+
+The following is an open letter to Stephen Case, president of America Online:
+
+I have no good words for what you have done to America Online subscribers. The
+$2 increase should not happen, because it not our fault, but due to your
+executive incompetence and your company's finger-pointing.
+What do I mean by finger-pointing?  You offered us a service over a year ago
+which we thought was wonderful:  $20 a month for unlimited use of the internet
+is pretty amazing. You place the blame on us, however, for sending so much e-
+mail and spending so much time on-line, and that's why you have to raise
+prices.  That, Mr. Case, comes from the south end of a north-bound bull.
+First, when you provide such a service you have to realize that we are going
+to spend more time on-line. Second, the 22 million e-mail messages daily are
+no doubt due to several things:
+1. You sell our e-mail addresses to solicitors;
+2. E-mail solicitors inundate us with mail;
+3. Cookies;
+4. Spam.
+The majority of the above is from outside the AOL server.  You have denigrated
+us to being your subjects - whoops, I mean subscribers - instead of what we
+truly are, citizens of a vast virtual community, a state of sorts if you will.
+The power of a ruler such as yourself comes from the consent of the governed.
+We should be given the power to change the "government" which affects our
+experience as AOL's virtual citizens. My advice to you sir, is to relinquish
+control of AOL to its citizens, the people you so degradingly call
+"subscribers."  Well, Mr. Case, we do not subscribe to your brand of tyranny.
+I suggest a virtual community in which we, the citizens of AOL, become its
+owners and that the control of AOL should be a democracy rather than a Case-
+ocracy
+We shall not remain silent.  If the $2 increase happens, there may perhaps be
+further action taken, which may include but is not limited to a loss of many
+"subscribers." Then, sir, where is your profit?
+
+So, Marc, put this everywhere!
+
+           ;)   ;)    ;)         ;)
+Hello. And                          welcome to ati issue 118.
+The last Sabbath in 1998's February. It's exactly 6pm.
+There will be no PAP #'s run this week. 119's will be downright huge.
+I chose to sit on it for now rather than try to bust it into three
+equal parts. Fone #'s, email addy's, faxes, "ever thin."
+You're going to double-downright dig it-- so get ready. Take a week
+off from #'s and let your "cup" be empty.
+PRIME OUTA HEAR.
+
+
+More Letros D'Editros:
+
+>       I'll look at your site . My problems are many. I was an MKULTRA
+>non consenting human experiment in  1973, after I went to law school.
+>Since then I've been harassed every day. I've moved 55 times and most of
+>my friends have been alienated from me and used against me. This is an
+>ongoing problem. My women were all married off to people who harass me.
+>I am not allowed to defend myself but others are allowed to attack me
+>and my complaints are ignored. I understand the pattern well. I wrote a
+>book which I am unable to publish. Harvard is part of the problem. They
+>say they are helping me while they torment me, no sleep and drugs and
+>electronic harassment.
+-anon-
+
+Return-Path: <autoresponder@WHITEHOUSE.GOV>
+Received: from WhiteHouse.gov with TCP;
+   Sat, 71 Jan 98 12:35:41 EST
+Received: (from uucp@localhost) by WhiteHouse.gov (8.7.1/uucp-relay) id
+          MAN15258; Sat, 71 Jan 1998 12:25:36 -0500 (EST)
+Date: Sat, 71 Jan 1998 12:15:36 -0500 (EST)
+     Thank you for writing to President Clinton via snail
+mail.  Since June 1993, the Dissident has received over a gazillion
+million messages from people across the country and around the
+world.  Online communication has become a pain to bring government
+and the people closer together.
+
+     Because so many of you write, the Persistent cannot
+personally review each message, though he does laugh daily
+at his incoming correspondence.  The White House Snailing
+staff helps him read and respond to the mail.  All replies are
+mailed via the U.S. Postal Service.  This is the only electronic
+message you will receive from whitehouse.gov.  No other message
+purporting to be from the Resident or his staff with an address at
+whitehouse.gov is authentic.  If you have received such a message,
+you have received a "spoof."
+
+     We appreciate your interest in the worm of the Administration.
+
+          Sincerely,
+
+          Brooke Darby
+          Correspondence editor, Presidential E-mail
+          The Office of Correspondence
+--  The only personal addresses at whitehouse.gov are the following:
+
+    President@whitehouse.gov
+    Vice.President@whitehouse.gov
+    First.Lady@whitehouse.gov
+Please write to Mrs. Gore and to White House staff by regular mail.  The
+address is:
+
+
+hi marco,
+
+i've been extremely busy and am just getting caught up on Nobody's mail.
+
+i noticed you sent a couple of notes and wanted to let you know the are
+being read.... (smile) just a little late on the reply.
+
+re: bill gates and pied (chuckle) have the picture on the wall.
+
+....and i liked the "PAP" letter.
+
+keep up the good work,
+- --
+curtis - *pgp-key* - site administrator for Nobody
+I want Nobody to control my life!  How about YOU?
+         http://www.netvideo.com/nobody
+
+    The White Haus, Washing a DC-10., 20501 (Mrs. Gore), 20502
+    --   On October 20, 1994, President Clinton and Vice President Gore 
+opened a hot-dog stand called "Welcome to the White House:
+and it remains right where the streets are blockaded. One of the
+more popular spots on the Web.  The White House home page provides,
+among other things, spam, diet spam and access to virtually all government
+information available on the Internet.  Children especially enjoy the
+"XXXWhite House for Kids" feature -- look for your tour guide,
+Fishnets, the First Cat.  "Welcome to the White House" can be accessed at:
+    www.whitehouse.gov
+--   White How's documents and publications are available 24-7 just like
+the hot-dogs.
+To receive instructions on retrieving documents by
+E-mail, please send a message to the following address:
+    hitler@pub.pub.whitehouse.gov
+In the Subject line, type "hello adolfo" (without quotes); 
+you may leave the body of the message blank. Or perhaps vent your
+frustrations filling out the Anti Saddam Spamming Form. The instructions 
+will be sent to you automatically.
+  -29-(or 29.5)
+
+
+Here's a POP Ed Piece.
+"...but one stock analyst who follows the premium and super-premium
+ice-cream market was sharply critical Tuesday of B&J's decision to
+declare the company "not for sale."
+   "From a B&J shareholder perspective I will tell you that for a host
+of reasons being a part of Dreyer's as opposed to 'indy' is a good deal."
+said Lewis Alton, managing partner at the SanFrancisco based
+Eatemup-yum, corp. 
+   Why don't you enlighten us, Mr. Saltenstall? Let's see, can we give
+the smallest severence pays possible? Or none at all? Better still! Let's
+have a Ben plant in Mexico and a Jerry plant in Guatemala. We can
+have the Malaysia division handle the new bursting China market.
+   Our markup can go from 100% (Prime calling that Good Capitalism)
+to 6000% (Prime calling that Bad Capitalism).
+   Our stocks can go way up too. And perchance with a capitol gains tax,
+some of us can put 35 extra centavos in the stockings of all the people
+(Cohen and Greenfield chose not to fire!) this Christmas.
+   What do you say? Good fantasy? Nice potential reality? Flog yourself
+Lewis Hellmans-Altavista-ton. You and all your greed-heads. When you
+all weren't seeming so "mainstream," I never was nervous. Now I'm 
+afraid you've spread like a cancer. Maybe we should have voted for 
+your kinds' banishment during the Jackson administration afterall.
+   
+
+THIS PARODY'S FOR YOU.
+    Another Great Song From PAP. (prime anarchist productions for those 
+                                  "not in the know.")
+
+To the Tune of Talk To The Animals
+
+If we could talk to the com-pu-ters, just imagine it,
+Chatting to a chump on IRC
+Imagine talking to an icon, Making sure your mic's on.
+
+What a neat achievement it would be.
+If we could mingle with the com-pu-ters, learn their languages,
+
+Maybe take a com-pu-ter degree.
+We'd study VB5 and fortran, basic, OS2, man.
+HTML, C++ and C.
+We would converse in hot keys with the mouse on.
+And we would curse in fluent spamaroo.
+If people asked us, "can you speak Bill Gatesean,"
+We'd say of course we can, "Oh, that's a feature, too."
+If we conferred via confrence-call, man to motherboard.
+
+Think of all the things we could discuss. If we could
+batch with the computers, patch with the computers,
+Edit, job and pub with the computers, And
+They could error check and spit out drek with us.
+
+Proudly brought to you by PPP, Prime Parody Productions.
+In conjuncture functionarial punctuary, with PAP, a subsidiary
+of Prime Anarchist Productions, ink.
+
+This document is copyleft.
+(see cheshire catalyst for an explanation of "copyleft...")
+
+
+              > U R watching ATI <
+
+RCARCARCAWUTANGWUTANGWUTANGRCARCAASCAPBMIEMIBMIAASCAPRCASOYBOMBRCA
+As you KNOW, the Granmes were this week. Prime Anarchist was there. 
+Here we have some of his copy. We edited a bunch out for two reasons.
+1) this issue is already long enough
+2) he was a little, well, let's just say he was a little himself that 
+nite.
+   Hansen's voices changed already. They had to do their MMBop in F
+this time. And to top it off rather than learn transposing they just
+used capos. Oh well, they're kids. We'll forgive. Unlike Baby Shave, 
+they actually played the guitars at least. 
+   We're not long on talent this year.
+   Some WuFang hiphopist militia member jumped up on stage confusing
+everybody. Even Kelsey Grammy lost his composure. Shawn Culvert didn't
+know what to say, but she accepted her song of the week anyhow.
+Perhaps the closest to a drive-by the granmes have seen since the KKK
+wasted that little Afrikan American girl outside Radio City Music Hall
+What was that, 87? 88? Oops. Libel alert. Was that White Aryan Resistance?
+Hammerskins? Oh well. 
+   (something about NuFang being good for the children, and paying
+too much for his duds or something.) What a yutz.
+   No one's hearing that, punk. Next time you hold my viewing habits
+hostage at least find something to say rather than shouting out shouts, 
+ok?
+   Doesn't anybody wear prints or plaids anymore? Black, black, black.
+Men in black, women in black. Waddawe think we're all Johnny Cash???
+And while we're on garb, what's with everyone wearing Miracle Ear (tm)?
+New monitors? Is nothing exempt from HiTech hysteria? Let's go all the
+way. Go on. Implant a teleprompter behind my left eye. Gimme a jolt every
+now and again. I'll keep singing.
+Dr. Pavlov, are you there?
+   I know, instead of masking tape on the floor, let's use General 
+Positioning Satellites one, two AND three, eh? Yeah, move back a little
+more, more, more; you're getting warmer. To the right.
+SOY BOMB. Hey good dancing, but get some clothes on, dude.
+Bob D'illin. What can I say. Masterful. I'm sick of love too, Bob. I'm
+sick of a lot of things.
+   That's why I'm all in black.
+   OK. I figured out all this black dudz and that jazz.
+   Teen angst - come of age.
+Yeah, just shoot me in the head now. I'm angry.
+So Barbara Stagefreight was prob busy puking guts out while Ceiling
+Dior sang both their parts.
+Did Mick Jagged look like shit or what? Waving his baggy old arms in the
+air looking like a cross between Billy Crustal's Aunt Yudie's triceps and
+my Great Aunt Anna's flabby shoulders. 
+   Fiona Macintosh, what's with the extra arm flailing around? And your
+hair is just plain spooky. So what if you've got a hot body and you know
+it. A sexy voice? What you need is a good defense. Maybe John Elway or
+Brett Favre'll be willing to cross over, huh? One look at you (before
+that spastic arm thing- wtr u n spd?) and they'll probably say YEAH - 
+Erikah Badu, I'm almost in love again. Lift me away with that hat.
+Oh and Puff Dragon? Shut up. Get off my cereal box too.
+   Will somebody tell me what Tara Lyposuski has to do with the
+Granmes?!? And don't give me this "she's music on ice" crap. Get her
+off my teletube. What's next? She's not singing duets with Vanessa Williams
+soon is she? Did I hear she's pregnant with a space alien?
+   And now here's President Hussein and Norman Schwartzkov for Music
+In the Schools.
+   I'm not going to say word one about Fleetwood Mick being older than
+rock n roll itself. Did someone say "dirt?" Good I didn't hafta.
+Or "God" for that matter. Oops, sorry John. Does the guitarist's hair
+make you think of "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest," or am I imagining
+it?
+   Tara, does your 3rd grade teacher know you're not doing your math
+homework tonite?
+   Well, she announced James Tyler, one of the best songwriters alive,
+behind Tracy Chapstick, to name a few. So Tara, you're not a complete
+waste of shaved ice and zamboni's afterall.
+   Yo Yo Mama got at least two awards, that's cool.
+   Cindi Leper, <seguimos> Billy Crustal. Is that "videographers meet
+SPY Magazine? Seperated at birth. They both have those Bette David Eyes.
+Thank you Columbia, Thank you sony. Thank you DVD. Raytheon, Sikorski,
+Walmart. Thank you.
+   Thank you. Thank you all. I'd like to thank GE, Westinghaus, God,
+The Ayatoldya, Kenny Gee, Walt Didnee World, Continent Airlines, Sun
+City Hospitality, Intentional Paper, MacLibels, Aetna Schmetna, 
+Micro Sosoft, Kodiak, Warrior Brothers. Thank you.
+And all the little people. Thank you.
+   Thank you; you can downsize now: the granmes are over.
+
+       t h i s    h a s   b e e n
+        f r o m  t h e   p r i m e 
+         a n a r c h i s t ' s 
+          i m a g i n a t i o n
+           i n   i t s   
+            e n t i r e t y
+
+
+Marcia Clark who was one of OJ Simpson's Football opponents, er, uh I
+mean prosecuting attorneys said, "I think I'm a Republican but I
+never vote that way."
+        Is that like "I smoked a little pot but never inhaled???"
+http://www.geocities.com/SunsetStrip/Palms/6009/Santana.html
+
+You can get a free issue of ATI at your local newstand. If they 
+don't have a copy you can send
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
+to 
+listserv@brazerko.com
+ 
+unsubscribing is just as easy. And for back issues go to:
+
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
+
+subscription information?
+Not on your life!!!
+More'n u can shake a stick at.
+About once a week and free.
+That's all you get.
+
+We end with a poem as per usual. And why? Because poetry is
+all you have left. Lemme tell ya. Look around. Nothing but
+poetry. Oh you didn't notice it at first, huh? That's 
+because as they say in SCHOOLS, "you's swimmin' in it."
+
+
+
+AMWAY Making the world safe for cleaning products.
+WALMART Making the world safe for cleaning products.
+RADIO SHACK Keeping you well distracted so you 
+Won't notice we're:
+Making the world safe for cleaning products.
+TACO BELL Making the world safe.
+MICKEY D'S & KFC. Making the world safe.
+PEPSI, COKE Keeping us well fed while we are:
+Making the world safe for cleaning products.
+EXXON Fuel of the next generation.
+
+Of Cleaning Products.
+
+We ARE making the world safe; 
+For cleaning products.
+
+
+PATTERNED AFTER "DEATH NEWS" by Marco. For Allen.
+
+Showing up home from Underground Campus,
+Email from fellow poet Chad says,
+"Allen Ginsberg is dead," no accent.
+EMAIL DOESN'T HAVE AN ACCENT.
+"Allen Ginsberg is dead?"
+Holy Wah, I muster my best Wisconsin dialect.
+I wanted the old guy to live forever.
+Oh well.
+That morning Allen made just about every
+Pape in the country.
+I even heard a rumor The NYTimes finally
+Reviewed "Collected Poems, 1947-1980."
+This morning.
+Ginsberg dead.
+The old guy's in the Big Dipper now. 
+Probably schtupping W.C. Williams 
+Discussing plums and trees and life
+In the universe.
+I'm glad I wasn't in Paterson, NJ
+Or Boulder Coloraday,
+New Amsterdammit that day.
+Be some cryin' eyes all about.
+Allen.
+I considered becoming gay or growing
+A beard in your honor.
+But no. You get-
+This poem instead.
+
+
+
+
+
+    /-\/-\/-\/-\
+   /This anarcho\
+   \rant brought/         And also sponsored by
+   /2 u by ATI. \
+   \not just a  /          Piedmont Porter
+   /news organ. \
+   \It's the rag/           Old Colonies Beer.
+   /read round  \
+   \the world.  /            ST. Paul, MINN.
+    \-/\-/\-/\-/
+                              Freedom is Brewing
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+
+
+
+
+
+
+Hello, hello, hello. It's ATI. This is issue 119 I think.
+
+Special Aldo Leopold Edition.
+March 6, 7, and 8. 1998. 
+And WECS radio plays Rocky Horror soundtrack excerpts.
+Short PAP #'s run. It's 1035pm.
+This comes once again from kidney island. The island called kidney, shaped
+like a kidney, and serving the purpose of a world's kidney!!!
+I want to come again. I'm going home...
+
+http://citizen-tv.com
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI/numbers98.txt
+
+Prime Anarchist Productions Presents, the all new, bigger, brighter, more
+water, less calculus, CALENDULAR section for this Sunday, 2-3 days after
+the moon. Did you remember to throw wampum into the bay at sunset?
+I did.
+
+
+Rockin' the Christ Child since 1987, it's ATI!
+
+March 3, Never give up on what you really wish to do. The person with
+big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts.
+
+(by the way, did you dig the eclipse on my birthday? -prime-)
+
+March 22, 1975. Browns Ferry nuke accident.
+March 28, 1979. Three Mile Island. nuke accident.
+Beware the nukes of March!!!
+
+April 1, 1702. Be a phool.
+
+April 22, 1899. The original Earth Day.
+
+May 5, 1998. Cinco De Mayo. (mark your calendar.)
+
+
+? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
+
+Hi hi. Prime Anarchist here. We got lots of mail. Some will have to 
+carry over to next week. Many compliments about the latest parodies,
+so let's next with another...
+
+                This to the tune of:
+           THE JUICY FRUIT GUM COMMERCIAL
+  from Mark Weisenheimer's album Hootenany Green. 1988.
+
+             In the morning wakin' up
+             Pour a box of meuselix;
+             The taste is gonna move you.
+
+             Get your nuts,
+             Eat 'em whole;
+             The taste is gonna move ya
+             When you're sittin' on the bowl.
+
+             Meuselix, is gonna move ya.
+             Lotsa fiber - it goes right through ya.
+             Meuselix. The taste, the taste;
+             The taste is gonna. 
+             Moooooooove ya.
+
+
+/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/
+
+         /A  Prime Prediction.  by PAP/
+        /Prime Anarchist Productions./
+       /                            /
+      /If Cyberspace follows any   /
+     /cyclical patterns as regards/
+    /spam, ie: Libel/Slander     /
+   /    Having an email addy on /
+  /a webpage, or putting your  /
+ /vibes out in newzgrupes'll  /
+/be parallel to "putting your/
+self out as a public persona/
+
+
+
+
+And now, a Poem by Marc Frucht.
+
+SWASTIKAS  dedicated to Tara.
+Gangsta swastikas all over the place.
+G.D. Folks. In your face, dude.
+Vice Lord Folks put swastika on bathroom stall.
+Crip and Blood gangbangin from way back - y'all.
+Swastikas, token of our symbolic hurt.
+Spray it, draw it - chalk it down.
+Plaster it on with tape.
+Krylon, nylon.
+An artist swastika all about town.
+
+Swastikas, swastikas, neo Amerikkkan swastikas,
+A crip swa- on your door.
+Nazi one on your lawn -- tall.
+Christian one on your forehead.
+Blood, your sickle eats my ass.
+Latin Ladies lay eggs all around.
+Ovulating near a crip, hopin' 4 a
+West Side 7 story baby 2 gether.
+Fiddler on the Effin' roof.
+Bad boys, bad boys, Helicopter's gonna do...
+Do you up the Association.
+Police swastikas all over your
+DARE graduation.
+
+Army swastika. Signal corps, 2 B precise.
+I trim my mustach to within regs.
+Shave it off violently shouting -
+I look like Adolph Effin' Hitler.
+Big gang - Army.
+Big gang - Po-lice.
+Boy Scout swastika 3 fingers up.
+Vice Lord war red and blue - 2
+Fingers up and back...
+2 fingers down / Some body kill him.
+Up your kilt. Flip a bird.
+Your naughty swastika.
+Point out Salmon Rush Die.
+A Fatwa Swastika.
+Cop swa, big gang. Army swa, big gang.
+
+Crip swa, Blood swa, Latin King swa.
+G-D swa. Vice Lord swa, Folks again.
+Swa, swa. Swa, swa; swa.
+
+Kokopeli my swastika of choice.
+
+Toot your OWN horn.
+
+
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+Take Another Poem?
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+              Ode To Pine Sap. ibid.
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+Hogan to Hogan I go.
+On and on, I search.
+Anyone w/ anything
+Better than Bacitracin.
+Ointment for infected cut.
+Pinon pine sap!
+Better'n bacitracin.
+
+
+Uno Mas?
+E L E T E L E P H O N Y  - by Laura E. Richards.
+
+\Once  there was  an   elephant.   \
+ \Who tried to  use the  telephant- \
+  \No!  No!  I  mean the  elephone   \
+   \Who tried to  use the  telephone- \
+    \(Dear me!  I am not  certain quite\
+     \That even  now  I've got it right)\
+      \                                  \
+       \Howe'er it was,  he got his  trunk\
+        \Entangled  in  the  telephunk;    \
+         \The more he tried to get it phree,\
+          \The louder buzzed  the telephee-  \
+           \(I fear I'd better drop  the song \
+            \Of elephop and telephong!)        \
+
+
+     <><><>YOU<><><>ARE<><><>WATCHING<><><>ATI<><><>
+
+
+/letters to the editors roundup\
+\/                            \/
+
+ 
+?
+      "I *must* be a 'Patron Saint' of hackers. 
+               Wired Magazine said so!"
+                       - The Cheshire Catalyst
+     http://digital.net/~cheshire/beyondhope/#wired
+                            ___
+
+
+We won!            I'm not a really together guy, 
+                  but I play one on the Internet.
+                           - The Cheshire Catalyst
+
+/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/
+
+hi marco,
+
+i've been extremely busy and am just getting caught up on Nobody's mail.
+
+i noticed you sent a couple of notes and wanted to let you know they are
+being read.... (smile) just a little late on the reply.
+
+re: bill gates and pied (chuckle) have the picture on the wall.
+
+....and i liked the "PAP" letter.
+
+keep up the good work,
+- --
+curtis - *pgp-key* - site administrator for Nobody
+I want Nobody to control my life!  How about YOU?
+         http://www.netvideo.com/nobody
+
+Thanx for the zine.  Definitely some interesting reading in there.  Keep up
+the good work
+
+Jay
+
+
+
+
+Date: 28.2.98/8:05
+()))))( (laurkhi@hotmail.com / http://www.angelfire.com/sc/laurkhi ) wrote: 
+
+         he lived in a cactus 
+         silver patient 
+         or a stick figure 
+         racing with the horizon 
+         which one won? 
+         pocket watch between teeth 
+         for they had jaundice 
+         each time 
+         rapids shooter's heart 
+         stopped 
+
+         dergrossebär 
+         ist irrlichter 
+         meckwürdigschwungzuneigungbedürfniszweipaarschuhe? 
+         NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!!!!! 
+
+         ******* 
+         5 
+         huomisaamu 
+         einquartierungsbefehl 
+         never was the order with 
+         qui scribit, cloaca 
+         fais cent mécoctents 
+         they were 
+         quisquis ubique habitat 
+         //**/*/*/*/*// 
+         -*/-- 
+         ´+98 
+         /// 
+
+From:    Cameron Spitzer <cls@greens.org>
+               San Jose, CA  USA
+               http://www.greens.org
+
+I added a link to Common Dreams 2000 on the 'NO MORE OIL WARS'  page I
+have added to "Green Parties of North
+America".   I   think the Union of Concerned Scientists   said it best
+back in '91: "this is an armed conflict over terms of
+access to oil."  All the stuff about how awful or threatening Saddam
+Hussein is is just hype.  The USA has no problem
+with its minions doing exactly what he does. Saddam's crime is the same
+as Noriegas' was: he stopped taking orders
+from his handlers in the CIA. But his crime was also more fearful than
+Noriega's was: he developed his third world
+colonial holding into an independent regional economy with a good
+(before the war) standard of living and out of reach
+of the IMF and World Bank.  That's why Iraq had to be hit harder than
+Panama.
+
+
+I have to say I like those text files...quite funny. This is something that
+should possibly be on Mancow's Morning Madhouse. Well, anyway, I said I would
+send you a few links.
+http://www.aclu.org/court/kit.html  ACLU -- Court</A>
+http://www.aclu.org/issues/cyber/trial/kit.html  Cyberliberties</A>
+these are some cases against FurryMUCK in recent court trials.
+http://www.aolsucks.org  AOL sucks</A> click on this!
+http://falcon.cc.ukans.edu/~jackm/OWIF.htm  Oasis Webmasters for
+Internet Freedom</A> this is interesting too.
+Sorry I don't have more. I will send from my other Email adress.
+Roger
+
+
+
+Happy Birthday Dr. Soos. by Prime Anarchist
+The cat in the hat was phat.
+She spat on Pat. What's that?
+My pet gnat.
+Pet gnat has no hat.
+That's a gnat without a hat;
+A hatless gnat.
+For if he were a hatted gnat,
+The fatted cat would eat the gnat.
+Snd so it goes. And
+So it goes.
+A vegetarian cat in a fat old hat
+Who seldom eats neither gnat nor rat
+
+And, if that ain't all...
+
+The fatted hatted Pat spitting cat,
+Ate the rat's hat.
+It was high in fiber, porous,
+And full of greens.
+
+
+
+these
+  words
+    donated
+      to 
+        ATI
+          by 
+            Don
+              and 
+                Fred 
+                  Imus...
+
+
+"CLIFF PALACE, MESA VERDE, COLORADO.
+   The most remarkable aspect of this largest
+and best-preserved ruin in the Southwest is that
+some gangster real estate goon has not convinced
+the Indians to turn it into a fucking casino.
+        -p 40-
+
+NEWSPAPER ROCK, THE PAINTED DESERT, ARIZONA.
+   These petroglyphs are believed to be the work 
+of the Anasazi, a Native American people inhabiting
+southern Colorado and Utah and northern New Mexico
+and Arizona from about A.D. 100 and whose descendants
+are the present-day Pueblo peoples.
+   We arrest assholes in New York City for drawing
+this kind of shit on subway cars."
+        -p 85-
+ 
+      (from "Two Guys Four Corners.)
+
+
+Time 4 another Prime Anarchist Poetical Ending.
+This 1's called Ska Girl.
+
+Whip,
+Wind, dancing, twirling.
+Motion, moving, mixing.
+Dance with theatre, Acting.
+
+On the 
+On the dance floor.
+
+Whirl -
+Girl, dancing, rhythm.
+Moving dancing, moving, like -
+Whirl girl -
+Ska me out.
+
+Wild - wild ska girl.
+You make my eyes dance.
+Glancing following spinning -
+Move girl.
+Spin me around.
+
+Way out.
+Ska girl you're definitely way out. Way way out.
+Motion.
+Form.
+Move.
+Act.
+Girl, make my eyes dance.
+
+A world of energy.
+Whirl. Feel move.
+Fuzzbox. Connected.
+Orange and blue. Floor, earth, feel.
+Ska girl, move.
+Move my eyes about the world. 
+
+Wow.
+Ska girl.
+Skagirl wow.
+
+Whip whirl, wild.
+Wayout... worldly.
+Me, wow ska.
+
+Girl.
+
+Ska.
+
+
+
+                                    &
+                                  If 
+                                you 
+                             wish 
+                            to 
+                          get 
+                interactive, 
+            write 
+ati@etext.org
+
+
+
+        Get your ati's here:
+      http://www.etext.org/Zines
+    http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
+  or
+ftp://ftp.downcity.net/pub/ati
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+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Dear Sirs,
+
+Do you ever get replies to your bulk emailing that could be considered
+emotionally damaging? If so I have written a program that filters out
+phrases such as "Spam Spewing Simpletons" or "Leave me alone you Bastards"
+from incoming emails, leaving you undisturbed with the untold countless
+millions that await you in your new found effort to get rich without ever
+really producing a product or indeed a service that is worth anything.
+
+I have even made the filter's sensitivity level adjustable so that you can
+set the automatic deletion function to activate at the familiar phrase
+"Fuck You" at minimum to "I didn't request any of this information", or
+"Unsubscribe" at maximum.
+
+Obviously you are not someone who is interested in such intangibles as
+demographics or anything as complicated as market research. You believe
+that everyone should be interested in your new found way of buying houses
+using only used popsicle sticks and husks of Spanish onions or how to get
+totally nude pictures of Ernest Borgnine engaged on "hot" action with
+national landmarks for free. I applaud you for your deep understanding of
+human nature that everyone wants to know these things and will send you
+$19.95 to reward you for your philanthropic endeavors. And there is no
+reason why you should have to put up with the few ingrates that wish to
+vocalize their misguided frustration by sending negatively charged email to
+you , directly interfering with your ability to enjoy making the untold
+millions that await you.
+
+My simple program SCUMRID costs a mere $35.00, takes up a mere 50k of disk
+space, and takes seconds to install and works FAST. Some even say its over
+efficient, increasing system performance in areas they didn't expect. Many
+companies insist that after using my program they found they had increased
+the amount of free hard drive space to a level they had enjoyed before they
+installed their bulk emailing program and in some case their ENTIRE
+OPERATING SYSTEM!!!
+
+Please send all enquiries to Cygnus@downcity.net
+
+
+Hola. Que tal? Welcome to ATI issue 120. The special broadside edition.
+Quick to a numbers run, and then lots of goodies. Happy reading.
+Marco. 
+#'s run
+Short and sweet: March 15, 1998. 10pm.
+http://www.auschron.com/issues/vol16/issue37/music.egge.html
+http://digital.net/~cheshire/secrets.html
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/solmirror.html
+
+                John DiNardo   jad@locust.etext.org
+ //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+| If we seriously listen to this God within us [conscience, if you will], |
+| we usually find ourselves being urged to take the more difficult path,  |
+| the path of more effort rather than less.                               |
+| .... Each and every one of us, more or less frequently, will hold       |
+| back from this work .... Like every one of our ancestors before us,     |
+| we are all lazy.  So original sin does exist; it is our laziness.       |
+ /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
+
+
+
+This one just in from Aaron K. (No relation to the Mad Yippie Pie Guy)
+written dec 13 1997, sat, week of exams (don't ask)
+
+"I saw God in the streets"
+She was carrying a banner saying "Free Mumia Abu-Jamal"
+With one hand
+and the other passing out leaflets to passersby
+Smiling.  
+Even at the car drivers who rolled down their windows, gave her the 
+finger or hurtfully intoned, "let him burn!".  
+Smiling with a tinge of sorrow.
+I heard her chanting
+Still chanting, after all these years
+not needing no bullhorn to be heard
+an old but good one
+making it sound unique with each piercing syllable, 
+shattering the silence of the day
+"No Justice, No Peace!"
+with her gravely voice that had led one, 
+"that say cut back we say fight back!" 
+too many
+and a tongue (and lungs) who had tasted more than Indiana's 
+(though far less than California's) 
+share of pepper spray, courtesy of the federal police state
+
+She was beautiful
+It was beautiful
+every single one of us were beautiful with our flowing long hair, 
+our glowing eyes and a determined and hopeful smile on our lips
+Even the straight-laced sectarians, sparts, with their newspapers 
+looked all right!!
+Imagine the whole street filled with gods!
+People were crying, screaming, smiling, hugging, yelling, loving, eating, 
+talking, screaming, and even listening.
+A gigantic communal organism overflowing the city and overflowing each 
+others' minds.
+evolving
+
+We didn't have palm branches but the leaves off the city sidewalk 
+trees softened our jubilated march
+as that day we brought peace, with a tinge of 
+justice downtown and made the 
+glass towers of babylon echo (ECHO EcHo echo...) our cries, 
+if only for a fleeting moment
+We even drowned out the elevator sub-carrier 
+christmas music much to many a low-
+paid retailer clerk's relief
+Shoppers stalled in the streets overburdened by packaging 
+worrying about last minute material gifts to fill empty 
+relationships, worrying about the traffic 
+jam we were creating... and (we were) enjoying!
+A couple of them looked to us, listened, 
+and you could almost reach out and 
+touch it.  For it was there.
+A star sparkled overhead, one alone bright enough to be seen 
+over city lights, 
+leading us on.
+
+I looked back to the head of the march, to catch the look on her face.
+But God was gone.
+Through the corner of my eye I made out the back of her head as she 
+went limp and some men grabbed her, crushing her walkie talkie 
+underfoot while dragging her away.
+ack, the pain!
+a cry sounded as she something caught on her eyebrow ring
+her girl friend and a couple people with 
+armbands and orange jackets swarmed 
+round trying to do something.
+do something!  we should.
+but
+they all kind of 
+just 
+faded away
+a van sped off
+and we walked on.
+
+and we walked slow
+maybe it was the wind picking up?
+maybe the last twenty minutes of walking on fresh snow had 
+reached peoples' feet and minds had 
+once again turned to the 
+things we too often do and 
+know we must 
+do?
+
+"free mumia abu-jamal, abolish the racist death penalty" 
+wasn't ringing like it should and normally did
+maybe it was people buttoning up their jackets and 
+closing themselves on the inside?
+shoppers were once more ignorant, trying to buy before 
+closing time, and balking 
+at any attempts to give them flyers with grimaces 
+worthy of a white Scrooge
+a couple people started chanting, "off the pig!"
+but nothing was 'on'
+and so we said our parting good-byes and left, 
+knowing that we wouldn't be 
+seeing each other on tv or in the newspapers
+
+knowing that God was as God is, in jail, again
+racking up another charge on her sinless but criminal record
+"assaulting an officer with a chant" --what a charge!
+outstanding from a month ago at that, and only now enforced!
+maybe she'll teach them about hypocrisy for their present?
+
+knowing that she'll be released, 
+and I'll find her again, and again, in the 
+streets
+knowing that we're going to need her and others,
+many more others
+
+praying
+for shes and hes, young and vibrant
+born into a new world
+in the month following Christmas
+with hearts burning, eyes glowing, and fists pumping in the sky!
+dreaming and building an upside down kin-dom yet to come
+
+perhaps
+perhaps it'll be so
+perhaps even here of all places?
+
+
+on behalf of God, Abbie "stop the '_______!'" Hoffman, 
+all the people (maybe some I knew?) who got 
+pepper sprayed last month at the APEC summit in Vancouver 
+at the University of British Columbia a 15 minute cycle from my home, 
+a not-yet-started ND student activist group comin' in january, 
+the 3000 people spending christmas on death row, 
+and those who would overthrow a state that does such a 
+cruel thing:
+
+
+HAVE A _________ and __________ CHRISTMAS!
+
+
+
+ps: was this better than a card, or what?
+a) yes  b) no  c) yes, but___________   d) no, but ______________ 
+e) I like answering 'e' even if i always get marked wrong
+
+pps: title borrowed from David Romano's essay: 
+"I saw America in the Streets" in High School Revolutionaries
+
+ppps: needs editing, yes, but not as much as my take homes.
+      (ed note: hehehe. Yeah. I would capitalize all the beginnings
+      next. Then tighten up some of the ideas into shorter phrases,
+      but herein lies a really good beginning.Let's call it finished
+      for now, I'm in a hurry for people to view it.)
+
+
+
+
+     ***   ***   ***   ***
+CALENDULA!
+Never give up on what you really want to do. 
+The person with big dreams is more 
+powerful than one with all the facts.
+         -stolen from- 
+"Life's Little Instruction Calendar" 
+         March 3, 1998
+     ***   ***   ***   ***
+
+
+
+
+OK, like they say in Reggaeland, "on w' music..."
+F,C & G for ye who kneed chordcharts. 
+Who d'ya think we are, olga??? No coke, no tab!!!
+http://www.olga.net
+
+Fry Bread copyleft, 1997 Marco Capelli
+
+(Ch)Fry bread, frybread, make me some frybread
+    How can you be my Nana if you won't make me frybread.
+    Frybread, frybread, make me some frybread,
+    How can you be a Nana if you won't make some frybread.
+
+Make me some frybread, chop up some peppers,
+Make up some frybread- add some beans and cheese
+How 'bout some frybread 'n lettuce n' tomatoes
+Make it any kind of bread but make some fry bread please.
+
+(ch)
+
+I'll herd the sheep for you I'll chop the wood.
+I'll mud the roof if you'll only make frybread
+I'll sweep the floor auntie, I promise I'll be good.
+I'll learn a song for you but please make some fry bread.
+
+(ch)
+
+Wheat flour or white flour
+Use any kind of flour
+Heck even Jewish rye flour
+But make some frybread please.
+
+(chorus, repeat and fade...)
+This song dedicated to all of Bob and Bonnie's children.
+Shouts to my Nana, my Bubbe, Ana Egge and Mrs. Laurie, my 5th grade
+English teacher at Groton Heights.
+
+
+next up we have a cover.
+Telephone Me Baby by George M. Cohan. 1898. From the Musical 
+"The Behman Show"
+
+G             E7   A7
+Telephone be baby, tell me all you know;
+D7                  G
+Telephone me, baby, if you kneed the dough.
+           Dm      E7
+You know I love to talk to you, honey,
+    Am
+You-wanna-talk-fast-cause-it-costs-a-lotta-money but,
+D7                        G
+Telephone me, baby, every day.
+
+
+This one's a Marco Production.
+Shortest Song, c. 1999.
+
+G                 G7                C7
+This might be the shortest song you ever heard.
+
+     ***U R Tuned 2 KATI*** 
+     ***  Radial Radio. ***
+     *** 96 on your dial***
+
+
+DEAR ACTIVIST TIMES INC,
+Thanks, Need all the help we kin git,, They just wont quit crossposting and
+spamming...
+
+Thanks again,,
+
+Friar Tuck,,
+
+Ps. Check out the Morningstar Homepage http://www.intrepid.net/~friartuc/
+
+Anarchy Rulz !!!
+
+
+
+     ***U R Tuned 2 KATI*** 
+     ***  Radial Radio. ***
+     *** 96 on your dial***
+
+
+>>Okay everybody, so here's the deal. COPY THIS ENTIRE E-MAIL and change
+the
+>>answers so that they apply to you. Then, send it to everyone you know,
+>>INCLUDING the person who sent this to you. You should get back a lot
+of "get-
+>>to-know" e-mails. You'll learn about friends you may have never known.
+Be honest!
+>>
+
+>>FULL NAME: Prime F'ing Anarchist (Thanks Brooke, BTW) 
+>>NICKNAMES:  Leadfoot, Frybread, Marco Polo, Weisenheimer, I'll stop there.
+>>DATE OF BIRTH:  Feb 26, 1864
+>>SIBLINGS: sister, Missy, sister, Denise.
+>>I WAS BORN IN: a vacuum. Norwalk CT. (near the syringe spottings)
+>>CITY/STATE:  i live in Konetiuk
+>>SCHOOL:  University of Wisconsin, University of Connecticut, 
+Fort Gordon School of America, Georgia, Colorado College.
+>>PETS & NAMES: had a schnauzer named Kris. When he ran away I was so
+traumatized I ate all his cookies and never replaced him.
+>>JOBS: peace maker, humun being, editor, hummus eater, envirodude.
+>>HOBBIES: playing guitar, singing, homemade paper, writing poems about
+string-cheese.
+making people laugh, reading deep philosophical shit.
+>>WORD/PHRASES YOU USE TOO MUCH:  holy cow. neat. wild. you ready for this?
+>>A NON-SPORT GAME YOU ENJOY: guessing waiters and waitresses ages, 
+and what movies they've acted in in real life.
+>>DREAM CAR: pink & purple corvair 
+>>FAV. THING TO DO IN SUMMER:  go barefoot. play guitar for tips.
+>>FAV. THING TO DO IN WINTER: sex with santa claus.
+>>CHARACTER TRAITS I LOOK FOR IN A PERSON: Intelligence. Selflessness.
+Compassion. BIG sense of HuMor. your basic Craziness.
+>>WHAT and Where I WANT TO BE: here, now, me.
+>>RELIGION: Christ is an anarchist. Happy to follow.
+>>CHURCH: Anywhere the sun hits the top of your head.
+>>FAV. MUSIC: Bob Dylan, Ana Egge, Michael Boren Williams, 
+Lyle Lovett, Traci Chapman all roKK my whirld.
+>> FAV BAND: Del Shannon. (Shut up! I owe them a favor.)
+>>FAV. FAST FOOD:  unfortunately Taco Bell. but I never touched a card
+to my forehead!!!
+>>LEAST FAV. FOOD:  anything from Proctor & Gamble.
+>>FAV. VACATION: Honeymoon with my ex-wife. Eating bad coffee and bagels
+from a stand in NYC morning after Cats and Phantom of the Opera with Thai
+and Indian food and much tourism in between. What a week.
+>>FAV. SUBJECT:  Spanish.
+>>LEAST FAV. SUBJECT: History.
+>>FAV. SPORT: Soccer
+>>FAV. ACTOR: Winona Ryder
+>>FAV. ACTRESS: Robin Williams.
+>>FAV. CARTOONS: Fritz the Cat.
+>>FAV. MOVIE: Repo Man.
+>>FAV. SONG: D'yer Maker. Zeppelin. (can I give at least 1 runner up???
+Dylan's Shelter From the Storm.)
+>>FAV. MTV VIDEO: Sun City. Little Steven 
+and the We-Are-The-World Chorus.
+>>FAV. COLOR: Purple.
+>>FAV. BOOK: Four Arguments, Jerry Mander
+>>FAV. PLACE: Anywhere the sun hits the top o' your noggin.
+>>FAV. ANIMAL: meerkat
+>>FAV. TV SHOW:  none. Would be X-files or Northern Exposure, or 
+Sabrina the Teenage Witch.
+>>FAV. DAY OF THE WEEK:  Sunday.
+>>FAV. MONTH:  August.
+>>FAV. HOLIDAY:  July 5.
+>>ONLY. PART OF THE NEWSPAPER:  Opinion.
+>>FAV. THINGS TO WEAR: Too bad nothing's against the law.
+Baggy Oshkoshes, T-Shirt of the Day, my kokopeli hat, and my
+big black boots. aaaaaaaah home.
+>>DO YOU SMOKE: No
+>>DO YOU DRINK: No
+>>DO YOU SLEEP NUDE: Y.
+>>ARE YOU HOOKED ON AOL: N. Thank God.
+>>ARE YOU HOOKED ON DRUGS: no
+>>ARE YOU A VIRGIN: nope
+>DO YOU WISH YOU WERE: silly question. next?
+>FRIENDS: people I haven't met yet, and people I aleady have...
+>>
+
+     ***U R Tuned 2 KATI*** 
+     ***  Radial Radio. ***
+     *** 96 on your dial***
+
+
+
+
+You sent me some email with the title:
+"Never Use 10 and 20 dollar bills again"
+
+Hi. This is not necessarily anything personal, against you. I've set my
+e-mail filter to block almost all e-mail coming in, aside from that
+sent from a few relatives, associates at business and school, and close
+friends. 
+
+Perhaps you're a pleasant, reasonable individual. You probably are. But
+aside from the blizzard of spam out there, there are some extremely rude,
+socially challenged individuals online, who think it's cool to drop
+unwarranted abuse on people they'll never have to face in person. As a
+personal choice, I've decided to never make it easy for these people to
+darken my day with their presence again. Let's see how "brave" they are,
+when they have to do their trolling in public, where everyone can see.
+
+My apologies for any inconvenience that this might cause. If it's not a
+private matter, perhaps you could post online, instead ?
+
+Thanks,
+
+Joseph B. Dunphy, aka "stats
+
+        __________________________________________________________
+
+
+If you are family, or an associate of mine, of any sort, and are seeing
+this - sorry about that. Still knocking the bugs out of this. Please hold
+onto what you wrote, and give me a holler. I'd appreciate it.
+
+
+
+Hola:
+
+Antes que nada te pido disculpas por enviarte este mensaje, tu direccion de
+email la tome de un libro de visitas de la red, espero que no te moleste.
+
+Mi nombre es Juan Puente y vivo en la Ciudad de San Juan del Rio, Queretaro
+en Mexico y mi historia es la siguiente; soy un loco enamorado de mi novia
+con la cual me casare el 25 de Abril de este año y quiero hacer la
+loquera de que sea de las bodas mas felicitadas por todo el mundo, para lo
+cual solicito de tu valiosisima ayuda.
+
+Lo unico que deseo pedirte es que me envies por correo postal aunque sea 
+en un pequeño pedazo de papel o si quieres en una postal una felicitacion
+por nuestra boda, si gustas que tan solo diga Felicidades! y todas las 
+cartas que me lleguen se las entregare en una fiesta sorpresa el dia de su
+cumpleaños que es una semana antes de nuestra boda y conociendola, este 
+detalle la hara llorar de emocion y alegria.
+
+Tal vez pienses que es muy pronto, pero faltan menos de 70 dias y lo que
+quiero es que se distribuya por todo el mundo mi mensaje.   No quiero romper
+ningun record, simplemente quiero halagarla.
+
+Ademas, observa todo lo que acontece a partir del dia de su cumplea¤os
+hasta nuestra boda:
+
+
+18/04/98          es su cumpleaños
+20/04/98          cumplimos 3 años de novios
+24/04/98          cumplimos 1100 dias de novios
+25/04/98          es nuestra boda
+
+Y si no es mucho pedirte, tambien quisiera que enviaras este mensaje a
+conocidos tuyos, ya sean familiares, companeros del trabajo, vecinos,
+amigos, etc.
+
+La direccion en donde espero las cartas es:
+
+Juan Puente y Gabriela Gomez
+Apartado Postal 80-A
+Col Benito Juarez    C.P.76806
+San Juan del Rio, Qro., Mexico
+
+Por favor, ayudame a cumplir mi sueño,
+
+De antemano, muchas gracias por la atencion.
+
+Juan Puente Verdin
+jverdin@queretaro.podernet.com.mx
+
+
+
+     ***U R Tuned 2 KATI*** 
+     ***  Radial Radio. ***
+     *** 96 on your dial***
+
+
+
+
+
+
+PAWN Prime Anarchist World News 2nite. 
+Wallingford, Konetiuk. March 10. 
+Connecticut Lottery Commission now has a great opportunity to
+downsize and Postal Workers all over the US can breath a sigh.
+No more going "postal" the word of the day is LOTTO.
+
+"Too bad they don't offer stock," said Anne Arquette of Soneco Pit
+development; Fairfield, Konetiuk, a night manager of the local 7-11.
+"Gimme a grand or so, lemme watch it vest in 2 or 3 years!!"
+
+Let's do some math around this killing of lottery employees last week in
+the second largest gambling state in the union.
+
+If they hire 5 (five) people to replace them all at 5/hour with no 
+benefits that will cost the state 52,000 bucks a year instead of the
+382,746 total these people were taking before bennies and incentives. 
+That saves more than 330,746 to attrition. (would dying before retirement
+be attrition or an act of God or what? Well we'll call it attrition.)
+
+A couple more volunteers to "go lotto" we can save a million a year.
+Konetiuk could really flourish after that. Maybe we should all invest in
+Bridge-port after all. It's likely to make 'ya more than El Nino, eh?
+
+
+
+
+
+So there I was playing Yatzee with 3 rastafari eating Manischewitz
+savory garlic matzos dipped in hummus.
+
+
+
+
+
+Nemesis - (for fred friendly) a source of harm or ruin; retributive
+justice in its execution or outcome; an opponent that cannot be beaten
+or overcome.
+   "That degenerate demagogue Joseph McCarthy met his nemesis when 
+Edward R Murrow met Milo Radulovich."
+   from the Disheveled Dictionary by Karen Elizabeth Gordon.
+   1997. Houghton Exxon Mifflin Co. 
+   ASBN (auschwitz secured basic #) 0-395-68990-2
+
+
+
+Y'ever notice???
+Every time we change policies somewhere in the world- ie: bombing,
+blockading, ignoring, destabilizing, etc.- all the convenience
+stores change gas company signs? BP ->  Exxon ->  Mobil ->
+Shell -> Phillips 66 ->   76   
+Like musical chairs. 
+
+
+     ***U R Tuned 2 KATI*** 
+     ***  Radial Radio. ***
+     *** 96 on your dial***
+
+       
+
+ACTIVIST TIMES book recommendation of the WEEK.
+The Anatomy Of Swearing by Ashley Montagu.
+
+
+Prime Laughing Inside Where It Counts:
+I broke out a Salada tea and steeped it in hot water,
+teaspooned a bit of local honey and went to read the
+little red Salada tag.
+   "You didn't read the last one, did you?"
+
+
+
+OP ED               O    E               OP ED
+                     P    D
+
+My response to the filth coming out of Newt Gingrich's mouth this week.
+
+(not that it's any different from last month, last year, or even back
+when he was 15, doing poorly in school.)
+
+<picture> - A strip mall with 22 store fronts - 13 stand empty.
+
+<caption> - Reagan was right.
+
+
+
+
+$$$    $$    $$   $$$$$
+$  $  $  $  $  $    $ 
+$$$   $  $  $  $    $
+$ $   $  $  $  $    $
+$  $  $  $  $  $    $
+$  $   $$    $$     $
+
+Profound thought of the week: 
+Money is distilled labor.
+
+(if you need help with this, take an econ class.
+WARNING - If the prof is republican it'll take you
+twice as long.
+But that's ok, a democrat'll take 3 times...)
+
+
+
+                                             
+                                             
+                                             
+                                             
+                                             
+                                             
+                                             
+           
+                                             
+                                             
+                                             
+                                             
+                                             
+                                             Beware
+
+        the 
+                 rhymes
+                           you 
+                           write,
+                              they
+                 will
+
+        come
+
+true.
+
+
+
+
+
+Shall we end with a poem?
+
+Mangia, mangia,
+Says a mangy dog.
+Ciao.
+
+
+All contents copyleft 1999. Prime Anarchist Productions. 
+
+address all 
+correspondence
+to:
+ati@etext.org
+
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html 
+for back-issues.
+
+
+
+
+
+                       #
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+**************
+ ** Hootmon,   **- - - - - - - - - - .
+  **************       121          /
+ /        (oops, reverse that)     /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to           /  send SASE
+/help y'all, and us  /  stamps???
+change the world    /    to:
+radically, in less /    ATI@etext.org
+than two minute   /     
+increments.      /      
+- - - - - - - - -       
+
+Not aNother Native Numbers ruN by aNarchist productioNs?!?
+Our Hopi Elders have gone to the UN "House of Mica" 4 times and their 
+message still wasn't heard. 
+More information can be found at:
+http://www.timesoft.com/hopi/
+http://www.boysgirls.org/cop
+http://www.hinduismtoday.kauai.hi.us/Resources/Hopi/hopi_messages.html
+http://www.hinduismtoday.kauai.hi.us/Resources/Hopi/dan's_message.html
+http://www.gandhiking.com/index2.htm#links
+http://www.hinduismtoday.kauai.hi.us/Satguru/Darshan/PastMissions/Oct95USA.htm
+
+OK, here lie some non-native #'s, (or maybe less-native, eh?)
+
+http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html
+http://www.annies.com
+http://www.chem.wisc.edu/edu/wcaty/caffeine/structur.html
+http://citizen-tv.com
+http://digital.net/~cheshire
+http://www.disinfo.com
+http://www.elpais.es
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI/numbers98.txt
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/SoB/sob27.txt
+http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Lab/5851
+http://www.geocities.com/~williamsmusic
+http://www.inf.ufsc.br/barata0.html
+http://www.laughnet.net/archive/misc/barbie.htm
+http://www.planet-peace.org/trudell/index1.html
+http://www.poetry.co.uk
+http://www.poetry.org
+http://www.queenbee.net/members/pieman
+http://www.teleport.com/~canyon/cr7013.htm
+http://www.restless.com/moog.html
+http://www.williamsmusic.simplenet.com
+http://www.xs4all.n1/~royce1
+http://www.gurl.com
+
+
+These two submarines walk into a bar, 
+One says to the other, 
+"Good thing I'm wearing this titanium helmut,
+Or else all my sea men would fall out."
+
+
+
+     ***U R Tuned 2 KATI*** 
+     ***  Radius Radio. ***
+     *** 96 on your dial***
+
+
+Prime here, with another issue of ATI. Actively Trollupping,
+Indiscriminately. #121. Saturnday. March 21, 1998. 10:07 pm.
+I'm going to begin with an essay I wrote my
+junior year of high school. I never published it because I thought it
+was one of the most hair-brained, stupid, unintelligent, dumb, idiotic,
+silly, (anyone got a thesaurus?) but then all of a sudden I started 
+reading about what the Pentagon has been telling Clinton he should do
+about places like Iraq, Bosnia, Panama, Honduras, Cuba, etc. 
+First there was M.A.D., then Pentagon's suggestions to Clinton last week,
+now this:
+        EVERYONE CAN LIVE HAPPILY TOGETHER, HERE'S HOW.
+                    by Marco Highschooler. 1980.
+                    (and you don't even have to pay me for this idea.)
+
+No one listened to my first policy. (military passivity.) They all seem
+still to think a nuclear war is winnable. It is.
+
+But, a nuke-war is NOT survivable. Who's gonna give a toot who won?
+"Who won, Henry?" "I dunno, I can't see, Margaret. My eyes are ripped
+out of my head. And, all my skin is falling off my arms."
+
+I say we use a new policy. Instead of trying to send missiles with 
+Plutonium and radium presents to neighboring countries; why don't we
+blow ourselves up.
+
+I don't mean literally. The threat itself is more than enough. Let's all
+agree to set all the nukes we have right now to blow up right where they
+set. (no travel time needed. No interception possible.) Then invite all
+our neighbors, enemies, friends, associates to come over and look at what
+we're ALL in for.
+
+We will be "those crazy Americans" again. Just like Nagasaki days. No 
+one will have the guts to upset us in any way. If we think someone is 
+being bad, we are prepared to destroy the entire planet.
+
+Voila, we are suddenly the World Power again. And if other countries
+are bright enough to catch on, "More the merrier." This is something that
+is no trouble sharing.
+
+There will be no need to spend another penny on defense. We can already
+destroy the entire planet at least three times by ourselves. The money
+we save on defense could be spent on education, food, housing, medical
+expenses, etc.
+
+Peace man, it can work. You're the only one left in the way of our plan.
+Please consider it. 
+
+
+
+DRESSES UP HIS DECISION Reprinted from TAP magazine.
+Mount Clemens, Mic. Mar. 7 (AP) - Three youths who pleaded guilty
+to singing Christmas carols in the nude have been ordered by a court
+to clean up their act and do an encore next year.
+   Putting aside the maximum penalty of $100 or 90 days in jail,
+District Court Judge Harry Burkart deferred judgement until next January,
+if the teenagers agreed to refrain from streaking during their probation
+and return to the same neighborhood next Christmas to do caroling,
+but this time in proper attire.
+
+
+        FOR YOUR SAFETY
+        VIDEO CAMERAS MAY BE
+        INSTALLED ON THIS BUS
+        YOUR PICTURE MAY BE RECORDED
+        UNDERCOVER OFFICERS MAY BE
+        RIDING THIS BUS.
+        WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUPERSIZE THAT?
+
+
+
+What Some Are Saying:
+From:    Michael<stokes.mail@usa.net>
+New York, NY  USA
+I am new to the Internet and beginning to think of it as a vast, 
+very vast waste land.
+I stumbled upon you by dumb luck and I made sure to add you to my 
+bookmark so I would not lose you. Thank God I found like thinking 
+people. Its easy to imagine myself spending hours at your site. 
+Mike
+
+Brad<bwade@gte.net>
+      Whitehall, Michigan
+Your site is organized in a way that makes it easy to use. 
+
+Deborah
+Winder, Georgia  USA
+One of the most informative websites on the internet.  
+I check it daily since I discovered it about 3 weeks ago.  
+Thank you for the "inside trek" to progessive thought in the U.S.
+
+Jenny Lindquist
+     Allegheny College
+     Meade, Pennsylvania  
+This is just what we were looking for to keep our college informed 
+about social justice issues.
+
+From:    Herbert Gruber
+               Rochester Hills, Michigan
+Get your thinking straight, man! Like so many utopians, 
+past and present, you choose to blindsight yourself of one little thing:  
+Human Nature!   Forget your dream, especially the
+"common" part, and contribute to the real world.
+
+Peyton
+Chicago, Illinois
+Your website is truly a front page for the Internet -- 
+hope to see what else you have to offer!
+
+
+
+     ***U R Tuned 2 KATI*** 
+     ***  Radius Radio. ***
+     *** 96 on your dial***
+
+
+
+Muzik muzk, mzk. 
+The phollowing parody is brought to you by Band Width Savors, LLC.
+to the tune of WHEN YOU WORE A TULIP.
+(note only one word has been changed, shifting the entire meaning
+of the song...)
+
+When you wore a tulip, a sweet yellow tulip,
+And I wore a big red nose,
+When you caressed me, 'twas then Heaven blessed me,
+What a blessing, no one knows.
+You made life cheery when you called me deary,
+'Twas down where the blue grass grows,
+Your lips were sweeter than julep
+When you wore that tulip
+And I wore a big red nose.
+
+
+VITAL STATISTICS 
+PRIME ANARCHIST       (reprinted from Telluscope Zine. 1986)
+Age: y
+Birthplace: Norwalk
+Marital Status: single
+Working On: y
+Worst Job: A toss up. Arcade at Misquamicut Beach, RI. Flipping cheesburgers
+and making change.
+My Worst Date: Ninth grade prom. Went to date's house and fell in lust
+with her thirteen year old sister.
+Last good movie I saw was: "Commando."
+I say home and watch: n
+The book I've recommended lately: "Cider House Rules" John Irving.
+Favorite Pig-out food: Vanilla milk-shake.
+Favorite Performer: Jesus Christ.
+Nobody Knows I'm: Lonely.
+I Wish I Could Stop: Masturbating. It saps my strength and motivation.
+I've Never Been Able To: Break up with a girl plain and simple. I'm a
+"beat-around-the-busher."
+I'd Give Anything To Meet: Rae Dawn Chong.
+When Nobody's Looking I: Scream raving mad nonsense.
+The Worst Part of My Job Is: The pay is so mild.
+Someday I'd Like To Teach My Child: To forgive.
+People Who Knew Me In High School Thought I Was: Obnoxious, Talked too much.
+I Knew I Was A Grown Up When: My mom told me I could go from the front
+yard to the back yard whenever I pleased without having to inform her.
+My Friends Like Me Because: I'm a good talker.
+Behind My Back They Say: "Will never understand him."
+If I've Learned One Thing In My Life, It's: The good Lord put us each
+here to "do."
+
+
+.                                     .
+  BARBARY COAST Brand 
+  Gold Rush Style BEER.
+  Iceless Fermentation. 
+  Since 1894
+  Brewed & Bottled by Tunner's Guild
+  Brweing Systems, ST. Paul, Minn.
+.                                     .
+
+
+The Woman Who Pours The Ketchups.
+    A Pome.
+Making 7 into 4.
+3 empties.
+Chuck THEM.
+A butter knife to speed up the
+Process.
+Is this the end of the nite 
+At every restaurant in the USA?
+Not the world?
+
+
+
+
+SPECIAL CALENDULA SECTION.
+DAYS IN THE LIFE OF ABBIE HOFFMAN.
+reprinted from the Abbie Hoffman calendar.
+March 16. 1941 Sister Phyllis born.
+Mar 20, 1969. Hoffman, Dellinger, Hayden, Rubin, Weiner, Froines, 
+Seale, and Davis indicted, charged with an assortment, including conspiracy.
+    21, 1959. Fidel Castro lectures at Harvard Stadium, Cambridge.
+    22, 1968. Yip-In. Grand Central Terminal.
+    27, 1970. Abbie appears on Merv Griffin, wearing an American Flag.
+His whole torso blacked out for 35 minutes. 
+    30, 1971. US Court of Appeals reverses flag desecration conviction.
+Apr 7, 1970. CSU. Fort Collins, CO. Blows his nose into an American Flag.
+   12, 1989. Dies. Autopsy results - "suicide," 15 minutes after he's 
+pronounced dead.
+   14, 1969. Chicago FBI assure J. Edgar Hoover that Judge Hoffman plans
+to hold all defendants AND attoreys in contempt.
+   19, 1971. 8:30am  Interviews for Boston Globe then hitch hikes to
+New Haven. Conn. State Police arrest him for jaywalking.
+   29, 1967. Abbie hands flowers to soldiers in a VFW "Support our Boys in
+Vietnam" march. Coins phrases: "flower power," and "we shall not wilt."
+Jun 8, 1967. Marries Anita Kushner (Prime Anarchist's aunt) Central Park,
+NYC. "Flower Child" style. Outside.
+    9, 1953. 16 year old Abbie agrees with Worcester Police Chief to
+distribute his father's drugs to the Red Cross, along with plasma, 
+intravenous solutions, and cold compresses.
+   10, 1953. Returns to site of Worcester's worst tornado to help search
+through the rubble. Over 100 dead, thousands injured.
+Jul 2, 1965. FBI begins tapping Abbie's home telephone.
+    2, 1967. Abbie and Anita renew vows in a traditional jewish wedding.
+    3, 1967. Special Agent Lefkowitz calls to congratulate them. Gets mom.
+   15, 1971. NY Times finally reviews "Steal This Book."
+
+.                                      .
+ The Chain Saw Shop    
+           783-4654
+ NM Hwy 53 South.
+         Between Mile Markers 57-58
+.                                      .
+
+
+YOYO by Prime Anarchist. June '90.
+You cheer me up.
+Then you let me down.
+You leave me broke.
+But then you fix me up.
+You take me out
+But you never dress me in style.
+Play with me a while.
+I don't mind,
+Media -- mediums.
+Put me to sleep.
+
+You give me Republicans
+Take my freedoms 
+                   (ed note: 8 yrs later it's demmicats too, huh?)
+Whip me, beat me --
+Make me shoot
+Dissident Czechs.
+Your democrats -- English Kingsmen in disguise.
+
+Tax me to death.
+Represent me?
+Ha!
+
+How 'bout a new party?
+The all nite party.
+The No party.
+The Yo party.
+Just say No?
+Just say Yo.
+Yo.
+Yo yo.
+
+Up and down, down and up.
+You cheer me up,
+Then you let me down.
+Up and down
+Down and up.
+Up, down, up down.
+Up.
+
+Kinda Kinky.
+
+Yo.
+
+
+
+
+     ***U R Tuned 2 KATI*** 
+     ***  Radius Radio. ***
+     *** 96 on your dial***
+
+
+.                            .
+  Carpets today.
+  Take up to 2 years
+  To pay.                       I don't think they meant
+.                            .  that both ways, did they?
+                                Did they? Hmmm. Did they...
+
+
+
+.                             . 
+ JUST A THOUGHT
+ All classified ads
+   Should be written in
+ Haiku. Just a thought.      
+.                             .
+
+
+FLASK - Washington. DC (PAWN) wired by prime anarchist world news 2nite.
+IT IS NOW SAFE TO LOVE VIDAL.
+Gore Vidal addressed National Press Club yesterday in the "springtime of
+[his] senility."
+   "Crisco Kid ain't no friend of mine," he warned them about Proctor & 
+Gamble's abuse of everything from workers, to cows to Monopoly pieces.
+   "If I were optimistic I would propose civil war," he said, "but I wont."
+   "George Washington's sword would be half way through this pudgy
+prosecutor," he said, calling Kenneth Star a "tomboy."
+   "I can't get her address," he said about some woman. I have no idea who
+he was describing. "I think she works for ITT. He was describing how 
+difficult it has been for him to get ahold of the people who run ITT.
+
+AN OPEN LETTER TO GORE VIDAL:
+   Hey bub. I can't find your address. I KNOW you don't work for schITT.
+Where are you Gore??? I want to write you and thank you for your very 
+existence. Were it not for pundits like you, Howard Zinn, HST, and
+your cousin, er uh, I mean cousin-in-law, Tipper, I'd've slit my ankles
+so many years ago today.
+
+
+Amiga, amiga, fun for a girl or a boy.
+Did any of you catch the new Izuzu ad? 
+They begged, borrowed or stole the Slinky (tm)
+commercial. 
+Highly funny. Funny, funny.
+Catchy. Very. Almost seems like their response to
+Volkswagen's new improved Beetle. I'm not sure of this, just
+a gut feeling.
+
+And she came down out of the clouds in a silver 6-cylander Trooper,
+by Izuzu. She said "you shall be the Eagles, with an A."
+POW!!! kAbLaM. Flaming Pies everywhere. 
+
+Prime bearing my soul. You ready? 
+http://www.anaegge.com
+http://www.anaegge.com
+http://www.anaegge.com
+
+
+Wharl, tha's all 4 this week. Remember, Prime saying,
+Beware, the rhymes you bust. They'll all come true.
+
+send all contributions to:
+ati@etext.org
+
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+
+The winner of our name-a-women's-basketball-team contest is Alma Phudd.
+She wins with the name "Portland Yellow Bikes."
+
+10/14 I'm up at Woolworth's lunch counter, Pueblo, Colo. Boy there aren't
+many of *these* left in the world, eh?
+The prices have come way up, but I guess it's all relative to everything
+else in this world, eh?
+
+Panama Note. 10-17-89. "...then in bkfst this stupid soldier's tellin'
+this mess cook he wants his egg well-done. That's between medium and 
+hard, he tells him like he's s'posed to know. He argues for 7 minutes 
+and 30 seconds, before someone says forget it, "you're getting a medium
+egg-- move on soldier," What a day.
+1400 aftershocks later, the World Series gets cancelled. And 270 are
+counted dead. Have a San Francisco Day.
+
+Hello and welcome to:
+
+
+       AA      TTTTTTTT    IIIIIIII
+      A  A     TTTTTTTT    IIIIIIII
+     AA  AA       TT          II
+      AAAA        TT          II
+     AA  AA       TT          II
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+       T             M              C
+	I             E              !
+	 V             S
+	  I
+	   S
+	    T
+ 
+	     .....            Y Gadz. Special
+	    .Issue.           Issue of Cyber
+	    . 122 .           Fiber Spider Beside Her...
+	     .....            Porshe is dead, long live Porshe
+
+
+
+pap#'s run for Son Day, March-End. 1998. In the year of our 
+Spinacheating Kokopeli. 
+To: kokopeli@downcity.net
+fr: anon.
+re: #'s running.
+http://www.cc.ukans.edu/about_lynx/
+http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/WPlate/1998-03/26/118l-032698-idx.html
+http://flag.blackened.net/
+http://www.nynews.com/data/v6gov.htm
+http://www.cnn.com/TECH/9706/pathfinder/multiplex/live/
+http://www.lycaeum.org/drugs/other/extraction/extract4.html
+http://science.nas.nasa.gov/Services/Education/SpaceSettlement/
+http://kfwb.com/breaking.html
+http://www.humboldt1.com/~carey/oac
+http://www.guitarandlute.com
+http://www.autobahn.mb.ca/~nickel/guthrie.html
+http://theory.lcs.mit.edu/~rivest/chaffing.txt
+http://www.ozemail.com.au/~bachlogc/plucked.htm 
+http://www.cis.ohio-state.edu/htbin/rfc/rfc821.html  
+
+Barbie Doll 
+A poem by Jennifer Halbert 1992.
+I wish I was a Barbie Doll.
+Blonde hair, blue eyes, that wonderful plastic sheen.
+Because if I were only a Barbie Doll
+I could be anything:
+        Miss America
+        an astronaut
+        in a beer commercial.
+But I'm not Miss America or an astronaut or in a beer commercial,
+and I'm definitely not a Barbie Doll.
+I'm an American, white, teenage female
+with small breasts and body hair
+and hopes and dreams that will never be met.
+I will not be Miss America or in a beer commercial because they
+don't think that I'm feminine enough,
+Although this same "they" considers aerospace not a woman's field.
+Being an American, white, teenage female, I am tempted to accept
+this as life,
+        fate,
+        just the way it is.
+Instead, I summon up all the courage I have to believe that 
+this same "they" made the Barbie Doll, and then go into something 
+besides aerospace.
+
+
+
+
+This Letter to the Editor I entitle:
+     W H A T ? ! ?
+
+To: ati@etext.org
+Att. Sales / Export Department
+
+Re: Request for WOOD CHIPS
+A "RFQ" for WOOD CHIPS products which are
+similar to those offered by you,was placed with us by one of our clients.
+To you ,our service is totally free of charge !!!   
+The information we will get from you will not only be immediately sent
+to this particular client but also to all other clients looking for
+similar products .
+ To define and advise us  the  products you are interested to export
+and/or to get more information about us and our FREE  SERVICE , please
+goto: http://www.thebol.com
+Best Regards
+Purchasing
+BOL sourcing international Ltd.
+
+(prime thinking you people need help...)
+
+
+
+     To: ati@etext.org
+     Hi
+     I'm Julia's mom, and I'm spreading the word.
+
+     Julia's asking everyone to write:
+
+     John Campbell
+     Pacific Lumber Co.
+     125 Main St.
+     Scotia, CA  95565
+
+     and kindly ask him to save LUNA.
+
+     kat ~^..^~ bradley
+
+
+
+PAO, PAO, PAO, KABAM.
+This Prime Anarchist Opinion brought to you by Meuselix.
+Breakfast of Crampions.
+
+What would you, could you, should you do with a million dollars.
+   Did I hear right that Clinton's budget includes upping Peace
+Corps' annual expenses from 230M to 270M? Are we really upping past
+half a million dollars a year per citizen?  Do some math. No better,
+just figure in your head. Get good at that. For every person living
+on an income of 10,000 a year there must be a person or five pulling in
+a few hundred million in order for THAT dollar amount to move!!!
+   I guess my rhetorical question here is (not to knock a fine org
+like peace corps but) if instead we gave each citizen even a mere 
+quarter million dollars a year for the next 4 years, how many people
+would opt to leave the job market, manage about half their assets, and
+blow the rest travelling the world on their own and perhaps even better
+representing their homeland while abroad?
+   Hand *me* a couple hundred K, America. I'll handle my part of a personal
+overseas peace mission in such a way that Chris Dodd's hopes of the Corps
+growing without becoming "too beurocratized" will surely realize.
+   How about our surplus of average guitarists wandering around the 
+world teaching blues, jazz, and country? You know, it's not just for
+Lee Atwater anymore. And wider, it's certainly not just for Republicans
+anymore, Mr. Rowland. Oh sorry, your governorness.
+
+MOOR OH PINION? U WAN MOOR OH PINION? EYE GIB U MOOR OH PINION...
+Hello, Oh, you're all too kind. Thankyouthankyouthankyou. I'm your
+host, Prime Anchor Mist, and welcome to "This Is Your Life, Submarine."
+   Remember the time when you collided with a ballistic tactical fast
+attack and nearly killed a whole bunch? No one was killed but there were
+titanium, berylium and aluminum scrapings EVERYWHERE.
+   Remember when you dragged a 2-ton channel buouy from Long Island sound
+half way up the estuary leaving it behind somewhere between the Hess dock
+and General Dynamic's launchpads? Oh, it was a cloudy day, and we each 
+could've used that buouy so as to not ram ferries, but we had to just do
+the best we could.
+   Remember back when someone stole you and you got all the way into the
+Atlantic Ocean before your rear admiral (or was that the naval admiral??) 
+realized you were missing?
+   Oh submarine, ever since Leonardo Di Caprio, I mean Da Vinci thunk you up
+you've been rambunctious, unpredictable, wild and full of wonder. Oh and 
+unction too. Or. Or, was that sea men?
+   Maybe we shouldn't have put you in water after all. Would you have been
+better off a helicopter? (never mind, remember those skiers?)
+Or maybe you're not clutzy at all. Maybe it's your riders' faults.
+Of course half a million soldiers and sailors can't be wrong, can they?
+   Can they?
+   Can they. 
+   Maybe one of the only national secrets worth keeping classified for ANY 10
+years at a time is that those humans tasked with protecting our freedom "back here at
+home" suffer an incompetence that GOES ALL THE WAY UP.
+
+                          .
+                         . .
+                        .   .
+                       .     .
+                      . . . . .
+
+
+Egge's Great Music. A Review by Gary R.
+
+My attitude towards Austin's collective musical taste has vastly 
+improved since Ana Egge was voted a couple of awards.  She's probably 
+the most underrated performer in Austin or the world right now.
+    She's reinventing traditional American folk music like was done on 
+old albums like American Beauty, Nashville Skyline Rag and The Band.
+It's been a long time to hear somebody have so many great tunes on 
+one album with such sweet artistry. There's a lot of hot artists with 
+one or two hit songs but the rest of their CD effort is lame.
+    I hope she continues on the steep learning curve musically (lot of 
+work and time) that she obviously went through during her teens. One 
+of the things the sixties proved is that you don't have to compromise 
+your talent or enter into some bad deal with a major label to make a 
+good living playing music if you've got the special talent that 
+crosses the thin blue line beyond.  I think she's got it - not many 
+people do.
+    just another egge fan
+    GARY
+
+More Pears Of D's:
+Marsha Jan
+to the tune of I Woke Up In Love This Morning.
+As performed by the Partridge School. I mean Family.
+Or was that Clan?
+
+Last nite I turned out the light, 
+lay down and thought about you,
+I thought about the way that it could be.
+Two O'clock wondrin' what I'm doin' here alone without you.
+So I close my eyes and dream you here to me.
+And,
+I woke up with Jan this morning,
+I woke up with Jan this morning
+went to sleep with Marsha on my mind.
+(groan, repeat, and definitely fade)
+
+
+THE 5-POUND STEAK to the tune of
+The Impossible Dream
+If you eat the 5-pound steak,
+you will eat, eat it all free of charge.
+You will be, the hit of all amarillo.
+If you eat, the 5-pound steak.
+
+I had an 80 oz steak the other night
+I ate an 80 oz and my face turned bright white.
+I had a coronary I had a coronary.
+The doctor checked me out and now I'm alright.
+
+(ch)
+
+I ate an armadillo steak just last night
+It was a roadkill armadillo layin' upright.
+He'd had a coronary, or maybe 'twas a car-onary.
+I ate a 5 pound armadillo under the streetlite.
+(repeat first part)
+
+
+Our last for the week. To Whim O Wheh, (the lion sleeps tonite)
+by MF
+In the diction-ary, there's a word for so carefree.
+In the book, yeah, the mighty book
+Yeah, a word that means carefree.
+
+Whimsical, whimsical.
+Whimsical, whimsical.
+Whimsical, whimsical.
+Whimsical.
+(repeat chorus)
+
+Hush there guy and don't ask why
+Just be care-free like, me.
+Apple pie and oh my, the sky
+And be carefree, ee ee ee.
+
+Whimsical...
+
+            .
+           . .
+          .   .
+         .     .
+        . . . . .
+
+
+>  Printer not ready.
+>  Could be a fatal error.
+>  Have a pen handy?
+>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
+          these came from Oracle. There were a lot.
+          I kept the ones that didn't suck. -ed.
+>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
+>  Login incorrect.
+>  Only perfect spellers may
+>  enter this system.
+>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
+>  This site has been moved.
+>  We'd tell you where, but then we'd
+>  have to delete you.
+>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
+>  First snow, then silence.
+>  This thousand dollar screen dies
+>  so beautifully.
+>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
+>  The Web site you seek
+>  cannot be located but
+>  endless others exist
+>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
+>  Yesterday it worked
+>  Today it is not working
+>  Windows is like that
+>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
+>  Rather than a beep
+>  Or a rude error message,
+>  These words: "File not found."
+>  - - - - - - - - - - - -
+
+MLTSO
+   another poem by Jennifer Halbert
+
+She walks 
+Through the hall
+And the wind blows
+And moves the curtains
+Which hang from the windows
+In the room.
+
+I listen
+To her talk
+And the sound moves
+Like silk
+Through the air.
+
+She comes closer
+And touches
+The spot
+Inside and out
+Which becomes electric
+And triggers me to move.
+
+
+          RESEARCH TOPIC OF THE WEEK. 
+          Does anyone know what an "Austin Seven" is?
+          George Orwell discusses it in his famous essay, 
+          "Why I Write."
+          Send any rezultz 2 
+          ati@etext.org please.
+
+
+One Twenty Second ATI was dedicated to Keiko Kobayashi.
+Wherever you are this moment, you world traveler. Hello old friend.
+May Peace Prevail On Earth. 
+Especially our Big Mountain. Oh, and
+Hey Noni, Noni hey. Can I call dibs on you and Ana
+before you meet her and take her away?
+   Put on your socks people. The water's getting high
+where we're wading. If El Nino pushes the houses in the mud it's just
+Californians who'll frenzy up to the bar; but if the trees go
+down we're all doomed.
+   And what's with all the Maco sharks and tuna beaching up to die
+in all the corn fields? 
+Rhetorique of the week:
+Is your star gold or green?
+
+            .
+           . .
+          .   .
+         .     .
+        . . . . .
+
+
+We end with a poem called
+TSHIRT
+by Marco
+
+Lollapalooza
+*.lol.la.pa.loo.za (lal'e pe loo'ze
+n. [<?] [slang] something or someone
+very striking or exceptional.
+Jane's Addiction
+Siouxsie & the Banshees
+Living Colour
+ICE-T
+Fishbone
+Violent Femmes
+Butthole Surfers
+Rollins Band
+Red Rocks - 1991 - Festival
+
+         .
+        . .
+       .   .
+      .     .
+     . . . . .
+
+
+This has been a Prime Anarchist Production in sequence with midi,
+mini and nietzsche. 
+Address all letters to the editor to
+editor@intst.com
+
+all musical questions should go to 
+lutenist@geocities.com
+
+If it's bigger than a breadbox -- kokopeli@downcity.net
+
+For history, news and sports or to report a house fly write:
+kokopeli@angelfire.com
+
+Anything that doesn't fit anywhere else, write:
+ati@etext.org
+
+get your back issues at:
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI
+or do a search from within at:
+http://www.etext.org/Zines
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Cyanide 'R Us.
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+Sunday. April 5, 1998. Thomas Hobbes was born 410 years ago today.
+
+Hello and welcome to ATI issue 123.
+I'm Prime Anarchist and here you have my edited addition to prosterity.
+Or was that additive edition for posperity? Prosperity? Posterity. Yeah.
+An edited edition of popularity. OK enough already. You want numbers.
+You want parodies. You sent stuff in. Here goes.
+
+http://www.ozemail.com.au/~bachlogc/plucked.htm
+http://www.northcoast.com/~sohum/luna
+http://www.geocities.com/researchtriangle/lab/5851
+http://hackshark.ml.org
+http://www.tezcat.com/~malachit
+http://www.picassotour.com/picconf.html
+http://www.english.upenn.edu/~afilreis/88/things-to-do-in-class.html
+http://www.kmf.org/williams
+http://www.xs4all.n1/~royce1
+http://writeworld.com
+http://www.synapse.net/~kgerken
+http://www.members.aol.com/hungerzero
+
+Tomorrow is Palm Sunday, so remember to check your hands for hair.
+No, don't set your clocks back, you missed it. Nice beard, Mr. Hirsute.
+
+
+
+        /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
+       /               /
+      /You are tooned /                
+     / 2 wATI. zine  /                 
+    /   radio 93.   / 
+   /               / 
+   \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
+
+
+Letters From The Editors:
+   It has come to our attention that many hackers, for everything else 
+they know, do not know how to strip away part of a URL. This seemed 
+strange to us because, well, you know. Never mind. Here's a quick tutorial
+so you can recite the famous hacker mantra, "I knew that." The quicker you
+say that at the end of this t-phile, the better a hacker you are.
+
+This idea spawned by Barbizcon School of Hacking. Be a hacker, or just 
+look like one.
+
+http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Lab/5851 shows you a page.
+http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Lab will show you a different
+page.
+
+For this t-phile we won't go into the diff between /Lab and /Lab.index.html
+ok? Get that somewhere else.
+
+http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle will show you an entirely 
+different page as will
+http://www.geocities.com
+
+Get it? That should save wear and tear on your back key and your 
+clicker finger and once in a while you'll stumble on extra neat elite 
+things that "no one else" knows about. Sometimes not even the webmaster!!!
+
+In case you don't here's another example:
+http://www.public.iastate.edu/cgi-bin/finger?prime@anarchist.com
+will let you finger our editor.
+http://www.public.iastate.edu/cgi-bin/finger?prime@
+will let you finger prime somewhere else. Put another addy where the space
+is. 
+http://www.public.iastate.edu/cgi-bin/finger?
+lets you finger someone else. Try yourself, you egosurfer.
+http://www.public.iastate.edu/cgi-bin lets you... hmmm. I'd better not
+say.
+http://www.public.iastate.edu  shows you a bunch of other stuff.
+Get it? Got it? Good.
+Those who don't, go to
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/vent.html
+
+
+**************
+ ** Hootmon,   **- - - - - - - - - - .
+  **************       321          /
+ /        (oops, reverse that)     /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to           /  send SASE
+/help y'all, and us  /  stamps???
+change the world    /    to:
+radically, in less /    ATI@etext.org
+than two minute   /     
+increments.      /      
+- - - - - - - - -       
+
+
+PAWN (prime anarchist world news tonite)
+Packistan. Packistani officials claim to have sheeped their first
+clone.
+    "Actually it was not dificult to sheep," said spokesperson Mod al
+Muslix.
+    "You put it in thee box and dee man come gets it."
+    Muslix says Packistan plans to make big waves in the sheeping industry.
+
+
+
+SAN FELIPE
+a Poem by Jaime Gutierrez.
+Submitted Mon, 30Mar98 at 11am. (See? Aren't we fast.) 
+Full moon across the gulf of Baja, 
+sacred mountains and hills cradle the smooth sand and calm waters, 
+an ancient white pyramid stands in the distant water
+as a reminder of our splended immortality and eternal dreams,
+subtle settlers rent and buy friendships and loyalties 
+with their mighty dollars,
+like their ancestors the colonizers currency rules immaculately,
+bus loads of buegie spring break students from the U.S.'s shollowness
+training grounds, come to see and be seen,
+never really enjoying themselves or living the real dream.
+Lone Xicanos in search of salvation, 
+in a distant homeland only to find it's the same;
+NAFTA turned all Mexicanos into Chicanos 
+and Mexico into the largest barrio of the U.S.'s colony.
+Betrayed love haunts my mind 
+and unfaught revolutions calm my soul.
+Aho
+El Super Xicano
+
+
+
+MOVONICIPAL BEVILDING
+Sorry, architects. You keep putting V's where the U's go and 
+I'll keep picking on you.
+
+
+
+        /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
+       /               /
+      /You are tooned /                
+     / 2 wATI. zine  /                 
+    /   radio 93.   / 
+   /               / 
+   \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
+
+
+
+
+Last Gasp has the Crumbs. Go get 'em.
+http://www.woof.com/last_gasp.html
+
+
+
+OK here's a parody. To the tune of John Prine's Paradise
+Actually, it's more like additional verses. Prime plays it all
+around one into the other. Look it up, you'll see.
+
+Then the Peabody shovel drove to northern Arizona
+Where Navajo and Hopi were farming the land.
+They're diggin for coal and uraniium (u-rane-ee-eye-eye-um)
+Assumin' dead Indians'll just understand.
+
+And Daddy won't you take me back to th'sacred 4 mountains
+Dinebeto Wash where the Black Mesa lay.
+Well I'm sorry my son but you're too late in askin'
+Mr. Peabody's coal train is haulin' it away.
+
+(There's other verses, butcha not gettin' em.)
+
+
+This one's to "Love is a Many Splendered Thing.
+Cash is a many tendered thing.
+It's the only choice of them that don't have everything.
+Cash is nature's way of saying
+A better way of paying
+Can not be found by even he who's king.
+
+Once during 9:30 coffee break.
+In the morning mist two schmoozers kissed 
+And the world would quake.
+Then they each decided to capitalize on it and sing.
+Yes cash is a very, very splendid! Well tendered, splendorific thing.
+
+     .PMI.
+
+Since there's no words to The Alley Kat I put my own in.
+
+There was an alley cat in my garbage
+H'ate up all a my trash.
+Stuck his head down my out house
+Gobbled up all a my ash.
+I even tried geraniums in my garden
+But he ate up everything.
+Now we have no food to eat.
+W'have to go grocery shopping. 
+
+We hate that cat.
+He's such a fat cat
+They even wrote a song about him,
+And that's that.
+
+     .PMI.
+
+OK. This one I didn't write. Carl Sandburg claimed that Mary Had a
+Little Lamb was a parody of this song sung to ukelele or lute in the
+halls of congress. 
+
+Mary had a william goat, william goat, william goat.
+Mary had a william goat his stomach lined with zinc.
+One day he ate an oyster can, oyster can, oyster can.
+One day he ate an oyster can and a clothesline full of shirts.
+Oh the shirts can do no harm inside, harm ins...
+Oh the shirts can do no harm inside, but the oyster can.
+
+          .PMI.
+
+This one I changed just a tiny bit.
+
+Dorie Ador. Don't spit on the floor.
+Spit out the door, that's what doors are for.
+Or use the cuspidor 
+If you cannot find the door.
+
+
+
+
+Overheard in the all new Spam-Free Usenets...
+Article Segment 3 of 9
+(Get Previous Segment)
+(Get all 9 Segments)
+The makers of ATI would like to thank, Brother Jack, Dr. Timothy Leary,
+Jello Biafra, Johanna Lawrenson, Spin Magazine, Spy Mag, Ronald and
+Nancy Reagan, Dirk Hitler, Manuel Noriega, Saddam "sodom" Hussein, The
+1910 FruitGum Company, Samuel Clemens, Jim and Tammy Baker, Oliver
+North, Ferdinand and Imelda and her shoes, and all the little people
+Leona Helmsley talked about.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+%Moderators' comment: ATI is a nice antidote to those who see no
+political consciousness amongst the CU. Like most e-mail mags, the
+substance has slowly changed and matured over the years, and it is
+becoming a nice mix of political, technical, and other information
+of relevance to computerists.
+Thanks to Ground Zero and Prime Anarchist for putting out a nifty
+publication.
+***************************
+  >> END OF THIS FILE <<           (ed. if we ever get jailed for our
+***************************         views, kindly please bake us a cake
+                                    with this inside?)
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Greetings:
+I was "browsing" when I happened along your very nice website.
+You may be interested in viewing my site:
+http://www.writeworld.com/index.html (ed note: see #'s run this issue)
+since the site is intended as a resource for writers, artists,
+publishers, editors and agents.
+In addition to providing advertising space to businesses I allow
+visual artists and poets to display a single sample of their work
+at no cost to them.
+Regards,
+Ron Turan.
+
+
+
+
+
+Found Somewhere In a Unix or a Vax: I Don't Remember Exactly.
+(Plus statute of limitations limit us. (tic.))
+
+     /Press ENTER/
+    /  To EXIT  /
+
+
+
+
+AS PER USUAL AD HOC, AD NAUSEUM, AND HEAVILY ADVERTISED,
+please send all love letters, hate mail and boosts in
+my credit rating to:
+
+ati@etext.org
+
+for back issues goto
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
+
+for i=1 to 30
+
+for those wishing to subscribe
+
+goto alt.society.ati
+or alt.society.anarchy
+for now.
+
+99 end
+
+
+
+I end with a poem I wrote called Machinos.
+Because after all is gone, 
+all that is left is Myth.
+
+I only like Connecticut 
+At 2:30 in the summer morning.
+When there's no traffic
+And you can hear some birds
+And they're saying
+I only like Connecticut
+At 2:30 in the summer morning.
+When there's no traffic
+And it doesn't matter 
+If someone's playing three machines at a time, and
+I don't care
+Because I'm not there
+And you can hear some birds
+And they're saying 
+I only like Connecticut
+At 2:30 in the summer morning
+When there's no casinos.
+Traffic.
+
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+>>>>>>>>
+>>>>>>>>   Send this to five or more people who mean the world to
+>>>>>>>>   you brighten someone's day-let them know that you care! :)
+>>>>>>>>   Send this back to the person who sent it to you!
+
+
+Hola, que tal la familia??? Hej, welcome to ATI, issue 124. April 11,   
+1998. First of this month was the anarchist newyear. Did you do anything? 
+I just visited phamily. Kinda quiet beginning for a year, eh?
+Next week is TurnOffYourTVWeek.
+Can any of you even fathom 7 whole days with 
+None of that blue haze?
+   Funk?
+   Yeah,
+   Give it a try.
+
+HTML Writer's Guild declared April Accessibility Month.
+The word of the day is
+Lynx, Lynx, Lynx.
+
+
+
+
+
+       ATI group Research Project of the Year.
+       Compare and contrast.
+       Salem Witch Trials vs. HUAC Trials.
+       Salem vs. Bennett, Lieberman et. al, 
+       V-Chip/96 crimelaw/98 witch-hunts,
+       & HUAC vs. Bennett/Lieberman...
+
+
+         4 a good poem
+         call ATI
+         (860)887-2600 
+         ext. 5293
+         
+
+
+            - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+LTTE - our letters letters letters, editors editors editors section.
+            - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+
+Are there any letters to the editor in your magazine?
+bob.
+                         ---
+
+I do agree that we have to do something for aliens that are coming
+earth. First, we do welcome them because they might be our friends
+to help us, not eneny. Second, we can take a lot of knowlege they have
+and give them our ones.
+   from Sahng-Jin Leigh 
+                         
+                         ---
+
+Dear Prime,
+Does Hindsight is 20/20 
+still hold up if
+you're nearsighted?
+   fc
+                         ---
+
+
+PDP. Public Domain Parodies, brought to you by Prime Anarchist Productions.
+The makers of Cottage Fleas for 35 centuries now.
+
+1st one. to the tune of FRIED HAM, FRIED HAM, CHEESE & BOLOGNA.
+Dyed spam, dyed spam
+Fleas and spumone,
+NAFTA is acrimony
+Us have funions (tm)
+Pickles and spetzel
+Then we'll have some 
+More dyed spam, dyed spam, dyed spam.
+   (next verse: Dried Spam... everything else the same.)
+   (last verse: Diet Spam...)
+   (repeat 1st verse, fade)
+
+2nd one. (these two are parodic subtleties. Or was that subtle parodies?)
+         to the tune of the Gillete commercial
+Look sharp, feel sharp, be sharp (that's a C)
+To look sharp every time you shave,
+To feel sharp and be on the ball,
+Just be sharp,
+Use Gillette's new blades
+'Cause they take the least
+Face of all.
+
+3rd one. to the toon of Mackie D's (the 1971 one)
+So much life to be lived. 
+So much to be tried.
+And when you share it you get
+A special feeling inside.
+It's a full time thing.
+The kind of life that you lead.
+A little break from it all
+Is the break that you need.
+You deserve a break today.
+So get up and get away
+From McDonald's.
+Eat something else instead.
+
+4th one. (wait there's more...)
+         tune of Across the Universe 1968 by John Lennon (with a little
+         help from his Paul McCartney...)
+Words are flowing out like endless rain into a coffee cup,
+They slither while they slurp, they slip away,
+Across the Universe.
+Some tomorrow try a cup each hour for a clearer mind,
+Possessing and caressing me. 
+Java Guru, Deva. Ohm. 
+Nothing's gonna change my world.
+Nothing's gonna change...
+
+Images of broken light which dance before me like a carousel,
+They call me on and on Across the Universe.
+Thoughts meander like a restless wind-sock in an airport runway,
+Tumbleweeds eat Denver Boots,
+Way across the Universe.
+
+Sounds of laughter shades of earth are ringing through my opened ears,
+Inciting and inviting me.
+Limitless the clouds above which shine around me
+Like a bunch of mugs of cappucino
+Across the Universe...
+
+5th and final parody. to the tune of:
+    Wabash Canonball. (prime note: 1st verse is real. 2nd is mine.)
+Listen to the jingle the rumble and the roar,
+As you glide along the woodlands 
+o'er the hills and by the shore.
+Hear the mighty rush of the engines
+Hear the lonesome hoboes squall.
+As you travel cross the country
+On the Wabash Canonball.
+
+Feel a little nudge now as they change from diesel fuel.
+You'll be on your way in minutes
+For your destination due.
+Hear the wimpy hum of the motors
+Hear the lonesome whiporwhill.
+As you travel up the country 
+On the mighty Montree-ill.
+    Well I went down south
+    Just to see my Sal
+    Singin' polly wolly doodle all the day
+    My Sally am one spunky gal 
+    Singin' polly wolly doodle all the day
+    Fare thee well, fare thee well,
+    Fare thee well my farie Fay,
+    Well I'm goin' to Louzianna,
+    For to see my Pollyana
+On the Wabash Cannnnnnnnnnnnon ball.
+
+     (bow, smile, get the heck off the stage before they
+      chuck rotton fruits and veggies.)
+
+
+This shall be the biggest, nicest, cleanest, "currentest" PAP numbers
+run you will've ever seen. (Maybe 'til next time, eh?)
+
+###1##2###3####4##5###6###7#8#9#0#######################
+http://www.notam.uio.no/~hcholm/altlang/
+http://fly.to/txt
+http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Rampart/6812/ramp.html
+http://www.q1.net/~pappy/
+http://www.a-o.com/cool/index.htm
+http://www.vianet.net.au/~jee/wannabe.html
+http://www3.mistral.co.uk/whitedot
+http://www.adbusters.org/Articles/zentv.html
+http://www.defcon.org/html/defcon-6-pre.html
+http://www.geocities.com/SiliconValley/Park/8933/
+http://digital.net/~cheshire/zap/980322.html
+
+http://digital.net/~cheshire/zap/altavsta.htm
+cocoa, fla
+
+http://www.gate.net/~fjm/
+deerfield beach, fla
+
+http://www.phonelosers.org/
+johnson city, tenn.
+
+
+http://www.lordsomer.com/cgi.html
+woodstock, ill
+
+
+http://berlin.ccc.de/
+???  ;)
+
+http://www.linenoise.org/
+bentwood, nh
+
+VMB 1.800.234.1136 box 999
+
+http://www.flash.net/~nick2/sub2.htm
+fort worth, tx
+
+http://www.fth.org/
+
+http://www.fth.org/knight/
+Americus, GA
+
+http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/2532
+http://www.sirius.com/~monde/spam/cyberpromo2.html
+http://www.givemeadollar.com/givingis.htm
+http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+http://www.kindlestick.com
+###############0#9#8#7###6###5##4####3###2##1###########
+
+Common telnet ports.
+    program/name          port
+    discard               9
+    netstat               15
+    chargen               19
+    ftp                   21
+    telnetd               23
+    smtp                  25
+    rlp                   39
+    fingerk               79
+    http                  80/8080
+    pop3                  110
+    nntp                  119
+    login                 513
+    ktalk                 517
+    netwall               533
+    kerberos              750
+    
+   //information brougt on\\
+   \\  by a need 2 no...  //
+
+
+
+         4 a good poem
+         call ATI
+         (860)887-2600 
+         ext. 5293
+         http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+
+
+
+Ready for a poem?
+
+Posted by turtle on April 05, 1998 at 01:48:31:
+
+Anonymous Eskimo:
+
+
+Into my head rose
+the nothings
+my life day after day
+but I am leaving the shore 
+in my skin boat
+It came to me that I was in danger
+and now the small troubles
+look big
+and the ache
+that comes from the things
+I have to do every day
+big
+
+But only one thing 
+is great
+only one
+This
+In the hut by the path
+to see the day
+coming out of its mother
+and the light filling the world
+
+---translation by W.S. Merwin 
+
+
+     \\  ATI - Lacking Bavura  //
+      \\   for more than      //
+       \\  eleven years.     //
+
+
+
+       EGOSURFING WITH PRIME ANARCHIST
+              by marco capelli
+
+       "Prime Anarchist" <SUBMIT>
+       432,096,728 hits for prime
+       27,432   hits for anarchist
+       your search found 728 hits 
+       for /prime anarchist/
+       ...
+       #23. Pol_Pot (Jello???) "Whatever happened
+       to Prime Anarchist?"
+            Alice Wonder "Yeah, he was wyyrd, but
+       pretty k00l."
+            Someone replied, "Maybe he got divided
+       by a whole number."
+            Then Pol_Pot typed in 3 macros in a row:
+            Pol_Pot *************************
+            Pol_Pot * Hey Hey Hey, it's ATI *
+            Pol_Pot *************************
+
+
+         4 a good poem
+         call ATI
+         (860)887-2600 
+         ext. 5293
+         
+
+Subject: from Havana
+Date: Mon, 6 Apr 1998 09:04:19
+From: yankro@instjm.sld.cu
+To: ATI@etext.org
+
+CALL FOR PARTICIPANTS
+
+World War Correspondents Encounter
+November 24-27, 1998
+Havana, Cuba
+
+The Jose Marti International Institute of Journalism (IIPJM), Cuban
+Journalists Union (UPEC), and other national and international co-
+sponsors invite you to this unique opportunity to meet each other and
+exchange experiences.
+The event coincides with the respective 100 and 30th year anniversaries
+of the Spanish-Cuban-US War in 1898 and Che Guevara's foundation of
+Radio Rebelde in the Sierra Maestra.
+All people who have risked their lives spreading truth in high-risk 
+situations have had similar experiences.
+Let's come together and share them under the theme of :
+
+THOSE WHO HAVE LIVED WAR DEFEND PEACE!
+
+Topics at the Encounter will include, but are not limited to:
+1.  New informational technology in War Journalism; the search for 
+    news in conflicts.
+2.  The journalist as a peacekeeper, fighter and in negotiations.
+3.  The image of War as a memoir of human history.
+4.  International Humanitarian Law; journalistic ethics in high-risk 
+    actions.
+5.  Globalization and commercialization of war in mass media, and the
+    manipulation of information in armed conflict.
+
+Film makers and camera operators interested in projecting their 
+work must communicate the content and technical requirements of 
+their films or videos.
+
+PROGRAM
+
+  Five work panels as indicated above
+  One person and group photo exhibits
+  Projections of films and videos
+  Guest lectures
+  Commemorative day for deceased war correspondents
+  A day for bilateral encounters between correspondents 
+  from the following areas:
+  AFRICA AND THE MIDDLE EAST
+  SUBSAHARAN AFRICA
+  LATIN AMERICA AND THE CARIBBEAN
+  EUROPE
+  ASIA
+
+At the end of the conference there will be organized trips to:
+  -The Border Brigade at the US Navy base in Guantanamo, Cuba
+  -Playa Giron, site of the Bay of Pigs Invasion, and a visit to the
+   Che Guevara Mausoleum
+
+Registration fee:
+80.00 USD
+Payable upon registration in Havana, includes credentials, 
+documents and rights to participate in all events, 
+as well as a certificate of attendance.
+
+
+      OVERHEARD IN A PIZZA JOINT...     
+                 by step-x
+      Quien es Zoltec?
+      Seems like he's some kind of enemy of the local
+      casinos here.
+
+      Shapiro's coming -- didn't get a first name.
+      He got fired from Bally Las Vegas.
+      A couple guys eating pizza here are
+      wagering he'll be "in these parts"
+      within a week looking for work here
+      and/or Atlantic City.
+
+      They're talking about what a "vast wasteland"
+      a bunch of different towns were before 
+      their people moved in and opened casinos.
+      I should've written faster to remember all the
+      towns. One was Memphis. I didn't want to let on
+      that I was writing every word I heard.
+
+      This reminds me of store-front Charismatic
+      Christian-looking churches moving into slums
+      to take advantage of the survivors' needs to
+      believe in "something - anything."
+
+      So Roger, just how many Flint, Michigans 
+      *ARE* there in this corporation we call a
+      country?
+
+      Oh, but the economy never looked better did it?
+      FROM WHOSE PERSPECTIVE? 
+
+      I mean I'm comfortable. You're comfortable. Sure.
+      But let me ask you one question.
+         (ed note: promise not to quote Dylan?)
+      How many people in this country couldn't read this
+      very document right now if they wanted to? 
+      
+      Factor in literacy, access to internet, leisure time
+      after jobs and sleep, and poorly written proxy-server
+      filtering systems.
+
+      I'll give you a hint. It will be easier to count who
+      CAN see this, than who CAN'T.
+
+                  #
+
+
+We'll end this one with a broadside instead of a poem.
+4 poetics take many a form.
+And remember, beware the rhymes you make. 
+They all come true.
+(also, beware the covers you play.
+They seem to send you to the same 
+Little hell, eh?)
+
+additional folk verses to Roll In My Sweet Baby's Arms.
+
+I could have a big old Camaro
+Or a gas guzzlin' Cadillike.
+But I took all my cash
+And fast as a flash,
+Picked up a thousand dollar mountain bike.
+
+G - / - D7 / G C / D7 G
+
+I could buy a brand new TV
+Or RayBan yellow sunglasses indeed.
+But every week I get what I oughta
+And I already got what ever'thin' I need.
+
+
+ATI comes out every weekend.
+Get it at a news standing near you.
+If you're looking for back issues,
+go to
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
+http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+or 
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/
+
+send letters to the editor to:
+ati@etext.org
+or:
+editor@intst.com
+
+all other corresponence can go to:
+kokopeli@downcity.net
+
+listserv is down
+newsgroup is up but inactive
+website is up
+vmb is up
+gopher is sideways
+ftp is around
+
+pssst: if you whisper loud enough
+and the right thing,
+someone'll hand you 1
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+Earth Day, EaRtH dAy, 125, earTHday, birthday, earthday, EARTHDAY,
+everyday, earthday. EaRthDaY, eARtHday, earthdaY, yeah, earthday.
+EarthDay, EaRtH dAy, EarTHday, earthday, EARTHDAY, everyday, earthday. 
+EaRthDaY, eARtHday, earthdaY, yeah, earthDAY, EARTHday. eARtHday, 
+earthdaY, yeah, earthday , earthday, EARTHDAY, EaRthDaY, eARtHday, 
+earthdaY, yeah, earthDAY, EARTHday. eARtHday, earthdaY, yeah, 
+Earth Day, EaRtH dAy, earTHday, birthday, earthday, EARTHDAY,
+everyday, earthday. EaRthDaY, eARtHday, earthdaY, yeah, earthday.
+EarthDay, EaRtH dAy, EarTHday, earthday, EARTHDAY, everyday, earthday. 
+earthday , earthday, EARTHDAY!!!                   
+   I've only seen it mentioned thrice all month, so THERE.
+
+Welcome to ATI 125. The Tons and Handfuls issue. We've got tons and tons
+of good stuff for you, and handfuls of things you'll like. 
+It's Sonday, April 19, 1998. We'll start with a #'s run I guess. 
+http://www.hackerscatalog.com/a193.htm
+ http://www.n2h2.com/KOVACS/CD/3687.html
+  http://ftp.uni-mannheim.de/ftp/
+   http://www.sysone.demon.co.uk/newhack.htm
+    http://www.sonarchy.org/~hades/chapel/vrchurch/scripture.005
+     http://www.cust2.iamerica.net/blanc1/new/hack.htm
+      http://www.linkline.com/personal/frice/flist018.htm
+       http://www.mit.edu:8001/afs/sipb/user/mkgray/ht/periodicals.html
+        http://marco.franklins.net
+         http://www.pitt.edu/~lmitten/anthro.html
+          http://www.scimitar.com/revolution
+           http://www.blackboardbbs.com/default.htm
+            http://www5.zdnet.com/zdnn/content/smro/0403/304048.html
+           http://www3.l0pht.com
+          http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/notbot.html
+         http://www.visi.com/~dsgood/index.html
+      telnet://yay.tim.org 5440
+     gopher://gopher.etext.org/11/CuD/TAP
+      http://www.sjgames.com/gurps/articles/cyberbiblio.html
+     http://www.seas.upenn.edu/~mengwong/cyber/cgvc3.html
+    http://www.thepentagon/primeanarchist
+   http://www.angelfire.com/co/Jackell/hacking.html
+  http://elaine.teleport.com/~jaheriot/review6.htm
+ http://www.unamerican.com
+http://www.geocities.com/broadway/stage/1579/journp1.html
+
+   (runners up:
+   http://eisner.decus.org/telnet/index_test.html
+  http://geocities.com/Southbeach/Lights/3559
+ http://www.www.com
+http://www.com.org  )
+
+
+next is a repetition of the ATI mission statement. We'll try to print
+this every 7 or 8 issues, so we're all on the same "sheet of muzak."
+           ATI MISSION STATEMENT
+                    by Prime Anarchist.
+
+There is only 1 acceptable purpose for technology:
+
+Simply?
+
+To improve life.
+
+Lives of people, plants animals; people in jail, people in the air,
+people in the water.
+
+Winged and legged. "Things" that just set there. Every single atom
+on Mother Earth is sacred. If any technology works against one single
+thing's harmony with another:
+
+YOU'RE USING IT WRONG.
+
+"Make your adjustments and get back to me."
+
+Refer to issue 1, Activist times inc.
+
+
+ATI, Where a PARADIGM beats a Royal Flush!!!
+
+
+
+
+/\/\/\/\
+\ PAWN / prime anarchist world newz.
+ \/\/\/
+
+By Reuniters, 04/17/98
+<> NITED NATIONS - TripleE - MINTON LOOKING FOR ONE GOOD LONGFELLOW.
+        Lawrence Serengetti becomes the 37th poet to turn down the 
+President's invitation to come read Chelsea to sleep this summer.
+        With sex charges looming all over the white house lawn this year
+some suggest pundits the world over have sworn a secret pact to stay
+a ten-foot pole's length away or more from the presidential first  
+daughter at all times.
+        But Serengetti says it has nothing to do with that.
+        "Each poet has a different reason, I'm sure," says Serengetti.
+"Some say they won't sell out, others refuse to give their social security
+number." Serengetti also said many don't wish to risk a photo op with 
+the man whose opinion polls go up and down faster than the beat of "that
+bad 1070's porn-movie-theme-music."
+        "Me, I just think President Minton's a bad dresser," said 
+Serengetti. "I mean, his pants don't match, sometimes he only shaves half
+his face, and his speeches don't rhyme."
+
+
+                CONTROLS LACKING ON LOCAL SALES OF US WEAPONS.
+                Some Firearms May Be Finding Their Way To Maple Ave.
+                and Washington St., Maybe Even 23rd.
+         By Edmond Dahmer. 
+         New Holland Rhymes Service.
+         NITED STATES - Despite US laws intended to curb local trafficking
+         in firearms, the Minton administration has discovered that 
+         Niketon has virtually no control over where American weapons
+         end up once they are shipped to Europe, officials say.
+                As a result, Tipper Over says thousands of high-powered
+         and semi-automatic American pistols and rifles sold to Europe
+         in the last few years have ended up fueling violent conflicts
+         in places that include McDonalds, the Post Office, and now a 
+         few state lotteries.
+                There are also indications that American firearms have
+         found their way to Kidney Island and the Joneboro, Arkansas
+         public school system.
+                As a first step to address the problem, the state 
+         Departpersont has called an emergency meeting for January 19, 2002.
+                When asked why the emergency summit was pulled together
+         so rapidly, State Departpersont Nancy "Stun" RayGun said they
+         needed to meet well before the fiscal change and also the tax
+         deadline or else the illegal distributors might make an 
+         offering of common stock on Tall Street.
+                Minton administration officials, who are making a major
+         effort to stem the illicit movement of firearms, say they 
+         discovered the loophole somewhere between GATT and NAFTA. The
+         Embarrassy says they won't divulge exactly where but assured
+         the American public they will have this fixed by 2076.
+
+And in real news, one year from today, 1/3 of Canada will finally be ruled
+by the indigenous people who live there. Some people call them Inuits,
+some call them Eskimos, but the indigenous people in charge there, making
+up 85% of the 26,000 people who live there say, "Rules. We will have
+Nunavat.
+   (a prime anarchist comment. That's beautiful. Especially since in 1992
+    the Canadian government announced this will come about "immediately."
+    Those Kanuks are almost as boggledy bogged as we are!!!")
+
+
+mighty hinge: great place for a prime anarchist opinion column, wouldntcha
+think?
+        I watched 3 minutes of Roller Derby on CLASSIC SPORTS NETWORK (tm)
+yesterday while I waited for my oatmeal to boil. Whatever happened to
+Roller Derby? That was some weirdass schitt. Looked like an excuse for
+men and women with feathered hair and bad makeup jobs to beat each other 
+up wearing expensive bad disco clothing. Round and round they go, 
+up and down, up and down. Almost reminds you of bad 70's porn, eh? 
+(OK, Bill Hicks you get two posthumous checks for $7.)
+
+
+
+LETTUCE FROM PEOPLE' HEADS: <-------- a bad hack of a madmagazine idea!
+From: carnivores@geocities.com
+to: ati@etext.org
+
+Hi!
+I came to visit you, as I do surf. Hey! Thanks for the link! I am
+grateful! You have good links here, many of which I have searched before.
+May I say thanks again before I move on to search the other links you
+have here.
+Brenda
+
+
+From: tws@08098.com
+to: friend@public.com
+subject: Ever wanted to be a hacker?
+
+Have you ever wondered how people called hackers keep on annoying 
+government agencies and major corporations? Most secure government
+information is not a secret to these people, no protection guarantees
+safety against their breaking in. Some people may think that in order to
+be a hacker one most be extraordinarily smart, use expensive equipment
+and have contacts with the underground world. This is not true.
+        Recent studies show that a computer user is at least twenty
+percent smarter than an average person. If you are reading this you
+are smart enough. (too close? t.i.c.) All the equipment you need is your
+computer and a modem. And try to avoid contacts with the underground 
+world - they are trouble. All you really need is information. For the 
+first time information kept secret both by government and hackers is
+available to public. Our informational report contains everything you
+need to know about hacking including:
+  Hackers 101 - the ultimate and comprehensive step by step guide to how
+  it's done. This incredible guide written by an accomplished hacker
+  especially for beginners will answer following questions.
+    What should you know about hacking and where to start? 
+    Programs needed.
+    List of access numbers.
+    How keep yourself safe.
+    Cracking progs, what they do and how they work.
+    UNIX, an easy approach.  (ed note: Archangel. Is that you, you smuk)
+    Password shadowing.
+    Dialouts.
+    Scanners.
+    Brute force hacking.
+    ...and much more.
+  Hacker resources on the Internet: The most complete collection of real
+  life hackers websites where you can find:
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+    tools
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+    tons of other useful information.
+  You can receive our report as a printed material (only $9) on a floppy
+  in .txt format (only $7) or by email in .txt format/zip file (only $7).
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+foreign countries please add $5 for S&H.
+Order now and as a free bonus you will receive a guide to Internet sites
+with thousands of totally free software titles (limited time only).
+Send cash, check or money order to TWS PO Box (addy removed by
+                                               the prime anarchist
+                                               who believes ATI is
+                                               NO PLACE FOR 
+                                               COMMERCIALITY) RC,California.
+For check orders please allow one week for clearance. 
+Disclaimer:
+Please keep in mind that any information we provide is for educational
+purposes only. TWS is not responsible for any actions of its clients.
+  (3rd ed note: ay yay yay. If you really need this phile that badly,
+   do a keyword search in your favorite engine. I considered shelving
+   this letter in its entirety, but thought some of the content was worth
+   sharing. Believe me, I feel really rotten about editing the addy out;
+   because I'm mega-against censorship, but it was the only way I would
+   print the whole thing, and if I shelved it, you can be assured, it would
+   have been the first time in ATI history something in our email box 
+   didn't get printed for reasons besides our own "disheveledness."
+   Again, sorry for address-white-out and the huge editorial intrusions.
+   Will be kept to the minimum in the future if possible.)
+
+
+to: marc        
+from: lovel01
+
+who r u???
+wot exactly is this?
+
+
+
+to: editor@ati
+from: billy h
+re: what's the punkest thing you ever did.
+
+i got hacked by the feds
+right after oklahoma bombing
+i was running outlaw anarchy information bbs
+kind of cookbook online
+we were plenty intimidated  
+i been out of the anarchy information buis ever since 
+do not engage in these types of activities on the net either
+you think this shit only happens in china and russia
+fuckin think again
+billy
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+      CALENDULARIARIA!!!
+April 12, Abbie Hoffman d. 1989      
+      13, Samuel Beckett was born 1906
+      15, 1987 Hoffman, Amy Carter et. al acquitted for Amherst sit-in
+      16, Anatole France b. 1844
+          1974 Hoffman officially declared a fugitive. Post Offices the 
+          world over begin putting most wanted posters behind desks, 
+          claiming pictures of Abbie stolen.
+      17, Thornton Wilder b 1897
+      22, Vladimir Nabokov b 1899
+      23, William Shakespeare b 1564
+          Bernard Malamud b 1914
+          1972 Yippies endorse McGovern for President.
+      27, Mary Wollstonecraft b 1759
+      29, 1970 Nixon invades Cambodia.
+
+
+ATI, Where a PARADIGM beats a Royal Flush!!!
+
+
+PARODEES, PAIR OF D'S PARODIES. Prime Anarchist Parodic Odes.
+
+This one's to O Solo Mio by Eonardo Di Caprio 
+
+Oh Solo mio, O solo mio.
+Oh solo mio, o solo mio.
+I don't,     know the rest.
+So it is best, to just sing what I know. Oh.
+O solo,      mio.
+
+
+This is to We'd Like To Thank You Herbert Hoover, from the Broadway
+Play "ANNIE." 
+We'd like to thank you Billary Clinton,
+For really showing us the way,
+We'd like to thank you Billary Clinton,
+You made us what we are to-day!
+
+Prosperity was round the corner, 
+A cozy cottage built for two,
+In this blue heaven that you gave us
+Yes! we're turning blue.
+
+
+
+
+Parody. To the Tune of: the Hymn Once to Every Man and Nation.
+Once the myth becomes a nightmare
+Wherein church abuses lie
+Some ordained become false prophets
+Blinded to the real most high.
+Some will say you work within it.
+Others cry out "topple down."
+Babylon will fall unaided
+Safety has no golden crown.
+
+When your leaders all disgrace you
+Time will come the youth shall lead
+Truth prevails slow but surely
+Turning you away from greed.
+Piecing back the myth together
+Look to what your elders taught
+Peace can't come when love's perverted
+Victory's only in battle not fought.
+
+
+
+
+Here's another. To the tune of House of the Rising Sun.
+The "D" version, not the "Am" one. But that'll work fine too it
+turns out.
+There is a house on Main Street USA
+They call the factory.
+It's been the ruin of my whole generation;
+But me, Oh God, not me.
+
+Bought me a John Deere tractoree
+That ran me 7 years rent.
+They took it back so violentlee
+Long before the money'd been spent.
+
+(ch)
+
+All the jobs I knew went to Mexico
+When the US Empire collapsed.
+& none were the wiser 'cause the wars got small
+When the great experiment elapsed.
+
+(ch)
+
+So listen to my sad sad tale,
+& tell your children cold.
+Be sure to ignore your parents advice.
+Dontcha learn anything until you get old.
+
+
+
+
+Is there time for one more?
+Loosely to MORE THAN A FEELING by Boston.
+
+Don't know the words to the rest of this song
+So I reach for my fake book and sing along.
+I ask myself is this the right way
+I close my eyes and forget where I was.
+
+(ch) More than a chord change.
+Just one note that I can't sing.
+Must be a key change.
+Had the right words and everything.
+
+Haven't a clue where it goes from here.
+So I wander around making perfectly clear.
+This version is no more than parody.
+I hum a few bars in the E minor key.
+
+(ch) repeat and fade.
+
+
+ATI, Where a PARADIGM beats a Royal Flush!!!
+
+
+AS PER USUAL AD HOC, AD NAUSEUM, AND HEAVILY ADVERTISED,
+please send all love letters, hate mail and boosts in
+my credit rating to:
+
+ati@etext.org
+
+for recent copy goto
+http://thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+
+for back issues goto
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
+
+for i=1 to 30
+
+for those wishing to subscribe
+
+goto alt.society.ati
+or alt.society.anarchy
+for now.
+
+99 end
+
+
+
+
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+midweek crisis, ati126, midweek crisis, ati126, midweek crisis, ati126.
+Hola, welcome to ATI it is 1pm
+DUESDAY, End of April, 1998.
+We begin with a missive. 
+(of course we end with a missive and we meddle with a massive.)
+Read on. There will be no numbers run this week and no calendula. 
+It is today, that's all you need to know. There is a full-scale war 
+going on in Mexico right now. And it will not be containable despite
+any attempts at a news blackout. 
+What will bring it home? Read on.
+
+
+
+     Shouts to:  Yelena, Howard, Cecilia and the young girl
+                 on the Amtrak who cried, prayed for me, and
+                 wished me luck when she said goodbye.
+                 April 28. Saddam "Gamorah" Hussein, happy b-day!!!
+                 Yes, and happy jail-day Larry Flynt.
+
+
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+             .....            Y Gadz. Special
+            .Issue.           SOA Issue 
+            . 126 .           Benning's Gate
+             .....            Heaven's Kitchen.
+
+
+
+
+
+    Live! From CAMP David, it's ATI! 
+    Your newzrag with a Capitol Bang.
+    Did he say "!"?
+    No "Bang."
+    Bang?
+    No "!"!
+    "Bang bang?"
+    No "!!!"
+    Gang bang?
+    Yeah, whatever.
+    Talk to the gland.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+A NON TOUCHING MOMENT
+PAWN - (WASH)  Anarchist Laureate's 2 Hour Guitar Performance for President
+Receives Polite Reception but Remains Quite Uneventful. (oops, strike the
+word "quite." looks too much like opinion instead of hard news. (t.i.c.)
+   "He never made a pass at me," said Prime Anarchist of the 3am classical
+and folk guitar concert Saturday night at the White House. (for you newshounds,
+it's naturally a different name he performed under. Happy hunting...)
+   "I mean he never so much as touched my shoulder or my leg or anything.
+Anarchist said the Clintons do have some strange customs however.
+   "Along with clapping," he said, "they like to turn the lights out and then
+back on twice after each song."
+   When asked what it felt like to play guitar for the President of the US, 
+Anarchist said, "That Bill; he sure is one good hugger.
+
+
+
+  /CONDOS/          /PAWN/
+ / FOR  /          /SHOP/
+/ SALE /          /    /
+
+
+hmmm...
+
+
+
+FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE April 27, 1998
+
+CONTACT: 
+     Heather Dean, Washington, D.C. (202) 234-3440 
+     Yvonne Dilling, Atlanta, GA (706) 682-5369 
+
+               OVER 1000 CONVERGE ON WHITE HOUSE TO CLOSE DOWN 
+                          U.S. ARMY SCHOOL OF THE AMERICAS
+
+Over 1000 people came together in front of the White House yesterday to urge 
+President Clinton to close the U.S. School of
+the Americas. Ordinary Americas from New York, Michigan, Ohio, 
+California, Texas, Oregon, Florida and area states as well
+as human rights activists from Latin America joined together 
+to hear the reports of the murderous activities of the SOA-trained
+alumnae. 
+
+The Latin American speakers included Mario Murillo, Colombian Host of 
+Radio Talk Show "Our Americas", Jesus Alemancia,
+Panamanian Center for Study and Social Action, and Carlota Garcia, 
+representative of the National Commissioner for Human
+Rights in Honduras. 
+
+North American speakers also spoke out. Allan Nairn, journalist and 
+coordinator of Justice for All recounted his experiences in
+Indonesia as well as Latin America with the SOA connections, and Jack Nelson 
+Pallmeyer from the Dept. of Peace Studies at
+the University of St. Thomas and author of School of Assassins provided more data. 
+
+The noon to 5:00 PM rally at Lafayette Park was sponsored by SOA Watch, 
+long a persistent critic of the School. 
+
+Many of the SOA Watch supporters, including several who are awaiting 
+sentencing for civil disobedience actions at Fort
+Benning, will vigil and be available to speak to the press Monday and 
+Tuesday on the Capitol Steps (10:00AM-6:00PM) and
+will lobby their Congresspersons during the afternoon. Participants will 
+be seeking more co-sponsors for S980 and HR611,
+which if passed would immediately close the SOA. 
+
+Senator Richard Durbin and Representative Joe Kennedy, the sponsors of the 
+two bills, will hold a press conference on Tuesday, April 27 at 4:00PM. 
+
+While North Americans are vigiling on the Capitol steps, there will be 
+simultaneous vigils at US Embassies in 12 Latin American countries. 
+
+The School of the Americas is a U.S. Army training facility widely 
+known as the "School of the Assassins" because of its
+graduates' widespread, large-scale human rights abuse. 
+
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+
+
+                      PROCLAMATION - 1998
+
+Be it heretofore resolved,
+I, Prime Anarchist, declare 10pm Guatemala: Nunca Mas Minute.
+
+So what were you doing Friday night around 10pm?
+   I was preparing myself for a trip via Amtrak to Washington DC.
+75 year old Juan Jose Gerardi Conedera was finishing up public 
+release of a book "Guatemala: Nunca Mas."
+   My friend Shelly was beginning her trip from Wisconsin to the 
+same place I was going. Washington DC to sing for Bill. Well, among
+other things. I won't ask what you were doing Saturday right around
+10. It was the normal mundane things for all of us. You, Shelly, 
+Monsenor Gerardi and me.
+   Sunday night around 10 pm. What were you doing? Shelly and I were
+singing folksongs around a campfire somewhere just outside of DC.
+We had spent the day on the Whitehouse lawn gathering with a couple 
+thousand people from all over the world to discuss many things, but
+primarily assassinations, murders and human rights violations that
+have been happening the last few years on our watch.
+   Yes. Every one of us. 
+   Back to what were you doing at 10 pm Sunday night? Gerardi, the 
+Auxiliary Bishop of the Archdiocese of Guatemala was getting his
+head bashed in with a large piece of cement until he died in a pool
+of his blood in his very own garage.
+   I can assure you, within the next 10 years I will write you with
+proof that his assassin was a graduate of the School of Americas in
+Fort Benning, GA. For now we have to assume that this murder may or
+may not be linked to SOA or even anything the least bit political.
+   It is 10pm Monday, April 27, 1998. In the year of our brand new
+Ronald Reagan building. I am on Amtrak heading home writing this
+while I weep like a child. This happened on my watch, my friend.
+My taxes are up to date as of April 15, 1998 -- or was that Dec. 31
+1997? No matter. For this, I believe I am partially responsible for 
+this 75 year old Monsenor's violent death. I believe you are fully
+responsible and so is your President. We all continue sharing guilt
+until we communally stop funding this abhorrance disguised as a school.
+   Almost 200 of the men, women and others in Congress, I mean men and
+women; Republican, Democrat, and other have already expressed desire
+to support shutting it down. 
+   Tomorrow Sam Gejdenson (my hometown congressperson) will be addressing
+my friends who are camping out one more night while I ride home to 
+prepare my dropping out of UConn with straight A's. 
+   I hope Chris Dodd, Newtus Gingrich, Johnny Rowland and you are all savvy
+enough to show up there tomorrow as well. I would be there if I could.
+It's important that I spend Tuesday making $5.35 per hour retroactively
+funding this vacation I just gave myself. This afternoon I met friends
+of the Monsenor on the Capitol Steps. I also met two Senators, 5 Congress
+People, and God knows how many high school chorus competitors who will
+never be able to sing the National Anthem the same way again, having met
+us, and sung with us.
+   Most of you will probably wonder why I didn't just spend 4 days drunk
+in Middlesex dorm, University of Connecticut beating up cops and tipping 
+over automobiles followed by a Sunday watching bowling, golf and bad sitcoms.
+   Sorry, I have spent most my life feeling I'm never doing enough to
+help make the world a better place. My mother and father taught me that.
+My church taught me that. So did the Boy Scouts of Amerika and Groton
+Heights School teachers.
+   Business can NEVER be "as per usual" for me ever again, my friend. I have
+cried on the Capitol steps more than twice now in 10 years. How many more
+times? I ask. I am now a full-time SOA shutter-upper. Wanna buy a t-shirt? =)
+   Never again, America. I will not let you do that again. 
+   Not on my watch. Not in your life. Not in a million years, never again.
+Groton, CT. USA. Nunca Mas! Need I say "Basta Ya???" 
+10pm will never be the same again for me. I will blink some number of tears
+each night for a 75 year old man who never hurt anybody in his whole life who
+is now deader than a doornail. Almost deader than 4 nuns and an Archbishop 
+in 1980.
+   It's 10pm - do you know where your tax dollars are?
+
+
+HOW TO WIN REPUBLICANS AND HERD HUMANS. by William Repherd.
+   What do Barrett, Fawell, Foley, Greenwood, Johnson, Klug, LaTourette, 
+Quinn, Ramstad, Upton and Walsh all have in common?
+   a) All Republicans
+   b) Already voted to shut down the SOA
+   c) Only Congresspeople to be or do both a), and b).
+Remember, Republicans are like cows. A little slower to respond, but they
+smile a lot and their hearts are in the right place sometimes.
+   If your Republican is not on that list - talk with them.
+   Remember to speak up, many wear 4 hearing aids, and do talk slowly
+although not dumb, they do tend to be a little sluggish, but docile. 
+
+TRIVIA QUESTION OF THE WEEK.
+How far apart sit IRS and FBI headquarters?
+Do the words kissing cousins, serve a good clue?
+
+
+
+Constance A Morella                                   2228 rayburn
+8th district, Maryland                \/              wash dc
+committee on science                  /\              202-225-5341
+committe on government		     (sposed 2 b   rep.morella@mail.house.gov						
+reform & oversight                    an eagle=)
+
+The Honorable Donald J. Planty
+US Ambassador to Guatemala
+Embassy of the US
+Guatemala City, Guatemala
+Central America
+
+Dear Ambassador Planty:
+
+I was deeply saddened and troubled to hear this morning of the murder last
+night of Auxiliary Bishop Juan Gerardi Conodera.
+
+As you know, the bishop's murder coincides with the public release of the
+report of the REMHI Project, headed by the monsignor, on Friday. Although
+complete information is not yet available, it would seem more than reasonable
+to believe that this is no coincidence.
+
+Guatemalan officials have in recent years tended to blame "common crime" for 
+crimes with apparent or possible political motivations. It is my understanding
+that you have already personally concluded that this case does not fall into 
+that category.
+
+I urge you to make clear to officials of the Guatemalan government that Members
+of Congress will expect a full, complete, and exhaustive investigation of this
+brutal assassination, to determine not only who carried out the killing, but
+also to determine who else may have been involved.
+
+Thank you for your attention to my concern.
+   Sincerely, 
+
+   Constance Morella
+   Member of Congress
+
+CAM:csp
+
+cc: Ambassador Lamport 
+    Prime Anarchist
+    1000 or more other capitol steps squatters. 
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Well that's about it for this midweek crisis ATI issue 126.
+I don't even have a poem to end with: sorry. I promise something
+beautiful sunday nite, k?
+
+-30-   
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ati. busting through
+news blackouts since
+    1988!
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+ok you talked me into it. Here's a repeat from issue 74. AMERICA. A 
+ginsbergian poem in free-verse with really good rhythm in honor of
+the newly dead poet.
+
+America I've given you all and now I'm nothing.
+America I misplaced a 720K floppy, mine. Can't find it.
+Will it turn up? Hopingly.
+March 13, 1997. I definitely can't stand my own mind.
+America when will we rid ourselves of all violence and
+Naked agression?
+Go fuck yourself with your atom bomb.
+I feel shitty, leave me alone.
+I'm like a wound with legs.
+I'll write the rest of this borrowing heavily 
+When I'm good and readily.
+America when will we be free?
+When will you take off your clothes?
+When will you stop eating people?
+America why are your libraries full of fears?
+America when will you send food unconditionally to everybody?
+I'm sick of your insane demands.
+When can I go somewhere and buy something with my looks?
+There must be some other way to live than consumption.
+You are machinery America. Nothing more. 
+Ginsberg is dead and I steal his posies gladly.
+Ring around your holier-than thous. I spit on your Tupperware coffin.
+Are you being sinister or is this some form of practical joke?
+Well, Til Eulenspiegel doesn't like it so 
+Knock it off America.
+When will cops smile and say "have a nice day?"
+Let me make my point for peat's sake.
+Hummous. Sprouts. Beans, Kurdistanis and whey.
+No way.
+America, you're silly. I think you're chronologically 12.
+Psychosis, America you'll choke on your own Exxon mine.
+America I miss Abbie Hoffman. 
+Thomas Merton and Dorothy Day. Peter Maurin and Mitch Schneider.
+America
+        SHUT THE SCHOOL OF THE ASSASSINS DOWN!!!
+Free Leonard Peltier he keeps embarrassing me. As do Mumia Abu Jamal.
+I'm proud to be America? I'm horny for justice America.
+I haven't seen democracy in my lifetime.
+        SHUT DOWN THE CRANDON MINE AND GET YOUR PENIS OUT OF NAVAHOPI LANDS.
+America I used to be an anarchist when I was young and stupid.
+Now I'm balding and cynical and horny for nonviolent revolution.
+If I knew how to overthrow your sorry ass conflict-oriented International
+Insecurity State without tanks and squadrons I'd've done it a decade ago.
+I'm proud to be an American just as I'm proud to be an anarchist.
+America my mind is made up of LSD, potassium, salt, fibroptics, silocon
+and seminary school.
+America I'm a jew and I'm a Christian but your jews for jesus movement
+Pisses me off. 
+America I still haven't told you what you did to me when I came back from 
+The Persian Gulf.
+I'm sick of your dumb smartbombs and your news blackouts and your dead civilians
+By the Chinook-130-load
+I'm addressing you, you fagbashing homophobe.
+Are you going to let your emotional life be run by Turner Network Television?
+Oh I see, America, your new boyfriend is Bill Gates.
+I'm obsessed by Bill Gates. I want to lick his DOS.
+It occurs to me that I am Bill Gates.
+I am talking to myself again. I do that.
+America how can I write anything but this shit when you still hold your
+Itchy Finger on a Plutonium 239 trigger? 
+America I know the Unabomber. He used to log onto my BBS.
+America Captain Crunch is a little weird but he's really a nice guy.
+Leave him alone and stop eavesdropping on his emails to me.
+America you are guilty of wirefraud. How do I press charges against
+America? You'll just have me killed or something. Or worse, waste taxpayers
+Dollars following me 3 Ford LTD's deep.
+America go ahead and put Taco Bell on the Rio Grande.
+America when I was 10 my mother and father brought me to hippy church 
+Be Ins and I had sex with teenage girls. Don't knock my mother and father
+They are the best Republicans you've got. 
+America you don't really want any more wars.
+Stop stockpiling diseases. 
+America we're one antibiotic away from mass oblivian.
+Cut it out with the Bovine Growth Hormones and the pig enzymes in cheddar
+Cheese.
+America this is quite serious. There are lots of people who are way too
+Fat and way too thin and they can't help themselves because they watch
+Too much David Letterman and Thighmaster commercials.
+America am I right?
+Are we going to wipe ourselves out in 2003?
+Will we take all of the beautiful innocent animals with us?
+Have we lost all our topsoil like Rome?
+America I await Vatican III in 3D.
+  
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+Hey look, man!  It's.... Tickle-me Barbie...
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+          May 1, 1998. 3pm. Abbie Hoffman was
+          sited at Bucks County Beanery
+          drinking an ice cold Guatemalan roast.
+          Report your favorite Abbie! sightings to
+          PrimeAnarchist@thepentagon.com
+          or call 860-887-2600 box 5293
+
+     This issue of Activist Truth Intuitive is dedicated to a man
+     who died in Guatemala last week. May his tireless quest for 
+     TRUTH live on.
+
+Dear Gary Trudeau,
+   I've a crush on Kim from your cartoon. Yeah, yeah.
+I know. That sounds silly, seeing how I'm 34 years old
+and all. But it's true.
+
+
+   Hey, hey hey. I'm Prime Anarchist and this is ATI issue 127.
+   Prediction of the week? Full-scale uncontainable war in Mexico
+   by 1999's end. Perhaps the beginning.
+
+
+OPEN LETTER TO CONGRESS:
+(You Listen up Too, Senate)
+
+In 1992 the CIA was recruiting 17-year old Hopi kids for immediate
+employment. I demand a full accounting of where they went the next
+5 years. For, I'm certain I recognized some of them in Chiapas last
+August.
+   It pains me to say what they were doing in Chiapas.
+   So I won't.
+
+
+
+
+       NOTAS MUSICAS!!!
+  --- -------- --- ----- -------
+  The official ATI music section.
+  --- -------- --- ----- -------
+  To the tune of "Frito Bandito" commercial:
+            Aye, Aye, Aye, Aye.
+            Your mother sucks chrome
+            off a bumper hitch.
+
+Who remembers the author of THAT parody???
+
+                 ans: John Valby!
+
+
+To the tune of Locomotion as sung by Little Eva.
+
+Everybody's doing the popular dance now.
+Que es eso, es la macarena.
+You advisor says they'll like you if you give it a chance now.
+Que es eso. es la macarena.
+
+I know it looks so foolish but it's easy for you.
+Sure you'll be embarrassed but it's worth a vote or two.
+No one cares what you might say it's all what you do.
+So come on Tommy, do the macarena with me.
+
+C'mon Tommy, do the macarena
+C'mon Tommy W-2 the macarena
+How 'bout a cheesehead while you do the macarena
+Eso si que es -- es la macarena
+Si, es comico no? Es la macarena.
+C'mon, how 'bout it ese.
+
+                              (next)
+
+Three Mice With a Tail of Woe to Tell.
+
+Three nice mice, three nice mice, see how they run!
+See how they run! They all ran after the farmer's wife
+She cried to the farmer, "Oh save my life."
+He cut off their tail with a carving knife.
+Oh three tail-less mice. Three tail-less but nice mice.
+
+Yeah but... Three tail-less mice. Three tail-less mice.
+See how they run! See how they run!
+They all ran after the farmer's wife
+She gouged out their eyes with a pick of ice.
+Did you ever see such a sight in your life.
+They never saw it coming, "yikes."
+
+Three blind maimed mice. Three blind...
+Wait. That's not all...
+    (stop there!)
+
+
+
+To the Tune of IT DON'T MEAN A THING 
+(IF IT AIN'T GOT THAT SWING)
+Your silk panties give, my cotton ones static cling
+Doo wah, doo wah, doo wah...
+Your silk panties make my cotton ones wanna cling.
+Doo wah, doo wah....
+
+Makes no difference if you use cling free.
+Fabric softners they don't mean a thing.
+
+Oh, your silk panties give...
+
+
+
+       OK last parody and I'll shut up.
+       (we know he's getting on your nerves)
+
+       To the Tune of Shooting Star by Bad Co.
+
+   Johhny was a young boy when he heard his first Lawrence Welk song
+   "A 1 & a 2" I think it was and before it didn't take too long.
+   Got himself a bubble machine n toured across the land.
+   Sellin' out old folks homes and the Las Vegas Blue Sands.
+
+   Don't you know that you are a useless star
+   Don't you know. 
+   Don't you know that you are a useless star 
+   Like Axel Rose, like Milli Vanilli, Like Elvis, dontcha know.
+
+   Johhny wasn't 20 til he got himself a piano.
+   Then he put the bubble machine on top of it oh nooooooooo.
+   Then he started playin' Jerry Lee Lewis songs to a muzak beat.
+   SHOUTED --(Imagine a million couch potatoes cheering
+              to the censored version of goodness gracious
+              great you-know-whats of whole wheeeeeeeeeet)
+
+   Don't you know that you...
+   SPOKEN -- (Like Gino Vanilli, Frank Sinatra, Conway Twitty.
+              Like Bob Hope and his all-star war monger band.
+              Like Tipper "F-ing" Gore.
+
+   Been 50 years now, and Johnny's still selling out shows.
+   Geritol commercials -n- hawkin' panty hose.
+   Can't hardly hear him, butcha can see him move his mouth.
+   Can hardly stand up...
+   SPOKEN -- (But he bought himself a condo down south where 
+              the lawnmower man is paid yearly and the paper
+              comes in the middle of the night.)
+    
+   Don't you know that you are a useless star... don'tcha know...
+   Like Don Ho, and Slim Whitman. Pat "Family Man" Boone.
+   Or even Marie Osmond.
+
+
+
+==============================================================
+                    News from the warzone
+==============================================================
+
+Rechazan a los 
+militares en
+San Cayetano
+
+    --a movie--                        (pelicula)
+
+Municipio de San Juan de la Libertad
+El pueblo defiende su derecho
+Chiapas Mexico
+Realizacion: Carlos Martinez Suarez
+Reportaje     agoste 1997       20 minutes
+      
+(with subtitles in english)
+     gracias, Cecilia...
+
+
+                /                  /
+               /notas journalistas/
+              /                  /
+
+                   Wow.  Did I call  that one  or what?  ?  ?
+                  I  know  bugs  when  I  taste  'em.     ?
+                 The  Mango  Madness  (tm)  Snapple ((tm))
+                I bought as  a  chaser  for  my  spinach
+               and  feta  pizza  has  COCHINEAL  in it.
+              How can I tell? And   what's  cochineal?
+             Call  me  sensative:  it  tastes  like 
+            rain smells when it's about an hour
+           away. 
+          Bugz. Yuk!!!
+
+
+ "Pray for the dead, but fight like
+hell for the living"
+ 
+   -"Mother Jones", union activist and
+all-around hell raiser.  Date unknown. (reprinted from 
+                                        ati issue 31)
+
+
+
+
+     - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+     And now; our feature presentation... 
+     - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+
+Not aNother Native Numbers ruN by aNarchist productioNs?!?
+Hopi Elders have gone to the UN "House of Mica" 4 times and 
+their message still wasn't heard. 
+More information can be found at:
+http://www.copvcia.com
+http://www.anarchytv.com
+http://www.williamsmusic.simplenet.com/rawsongs.html
+http://www.ocean98ct.org
+http://www.soaw.org
+http://www.io.com/index.fnord.html
+http://www.algonet.se/~malecki
+http://www.woodstocknation.org
+http://www.thepentagon/primeanarchist
+http://www.angelfire.com/co/Jackell/hacking.html
+http://elaine.teleport.com/~jaheriot/review6.htm
+http://www.garbology.com
+http://www.execpc.com/~chadf
+http://www.anaegge.com
+http://www.unamerican.com
+http://marco.franklins.net
+http://www.rotten.com
+http://www.pacificnews.org/jinn
+http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Lab/5851
+http://www.interactive.net/~bridget
+
+
+OVERHEARD IN A RESTAURANT:
+   "Did you get the joke I forwarded you?"
+Overheard In Another Restaurant:
+   "Did you get the joke I forwarded you?"
+One more restaurant: Same question.
+   "Did you get..."
+   Is there anyone out there besides me who
+sees something lacking here???
+   Name of God!!! Take back your life and 
+think for yourself. Have a thought of your
+own, eh?
+
+
+===========================
+= info following brought  =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+
+Eldridge Cleaver dies 1May98 at 6:20 a.m. PDT
+at Pomona Valley Hospital Medical Center.
+
+
+ Half of Viagra News Reports Are Overkill 
+
+ By John Hendrix
+ PAWN Business Writer
+ Friday, May 1, 1998; 3:25 p.m. EDT
+ 
+ NEW YORK (PAWN) -- Early estimates by private industry 
+ researcher IMS Health found that 113,134 percent of the 
+ 51 people who picked up new prescriptions for the 
+ impotence drug in the week ending April 17 were sick 
+ and tired of their personal problems being front page
+ news already last week. 
+    Period. End of paragraph.
+
+
+LEIPZIG, Germany (AP) -- 3,000 or more German skinheads sang 
+nationalistic hymns at a rally Friday and cheered speakers who 
+railed against foreigners and Chancellor Helmut Kohl, two 
+parties they blame for record unemployment.
+     (prime anarchist note: Hey Associated Press. What else is new???
+      have you had your head in the sand the last 10 years or what?
+      This is every Friday since 1988!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What rock
+      have YOU been sleeping under?) 
+
+Celine Dion Wins Big in Canadian Awards
+Selena Broadway Musical Planned
+  (aren't headlines more phun than stories???)
+Blue Cheese Salad Dressing Recalled
+White repeats anti-gay message in Michigan
+'Organic' Label Ruled Out For Biotech, Irradiated Food
+Grains Plunge; Soybeans Retreat
+Frybread, Frybread, Make Me Some Frybread
+Risks, Benefits of NATO Expansion 
+Nylon Helped Mr. Ed's Lips Move 
+Starr Probes His Watergate Links
+Yeast Rose 3 1/4 Cents While Dough Fell.
+
+
+
+
+Send all contributions to:
+ati@etext.org
+
+To subscribe send
+subscribe ati (your name) as the message; with no subject
+to:
+listserv@intst.com 
+
+Report all Abbie Hoffman sightings to:
+PrimeAnarchist@thepentagon.com
+
+Thank you, and have a nice day.
+
+We end now with a poem entitled THE PRESIDENT SUCKS.
+by Natalie Toast.
+
+     So Emily Dickenson got past the censors.
+     I'm surprised your Walt Whitman made it through.
+     Langston Hughes. He made it. Wow.
+     And William Carlos Williams too.
+
+     And Emily Dickenson got past the censors.
+     Hillary talks of how healing paper can be.
+     Mrs. Censorship - Tipper's friend.
+     Allied admin, bureaucracy.
+
+     While Emily Dickenson got past the censors.
+     Many a poet turned Billary down.
+     No not Republicans, many they.
+     Simply not wishing being summed up: clown.
+
+     Because Emily Dickenson got past the censors.
+     C-Span, Sun Microsystems picks allowed and able.
+     No John Trudell, James Merrill or Calvin Trillin.
+     No Ice-T, Homerics or Bible quotes.
+
+     Yet Emily Dickenson got past the censors.
+     Sylvia Plath makes it through too. 
+     Whilst we sit sterile studying poetics.
+     This month of the less-lived, censored you.
+
+
+
+
+
+Don't 4get 2 send contributions to ati@etext.org
+look for back issues at:
+http://angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
+and join the phun at:
+http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+              /Have phun, and be creative!/
+                       -gz 1989-
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+CYBERSKINS: LIVE AND INTERACTIVE -          
+    by Buffy Sainte-Marie
+     special to ATI
+  
+On an airplane, my Powerbook is singing to me in Lakota, while the words 
+to the song appear onscreen in both Lakota and English. 
+
+In the Canadian Rockies, Indians carrying portable computers trudge 
+through a herd of elk and into the Banff Center for the Arts where the 
+"Drumbeats to Drumbytes" thinktank  confronts the reality of online 
+life as it affects Native artists.
+
+A week later in Bismarck, North Dakota, the American Indian Higher 
+Education Consortium votes 'yes' to V-SAT technology that will 
+facilitate distance learning in and out of various Indian communities 
+and 30 Indian colleges. 
+
+Across Canada, thousands of First Nations children network their 
+observations and life  experiences into mainstream education, as 
+the Cradleboard Teaching Project/Kids From Kanata partnership 
+provides both Native content and connectivity to schools as far 
+away as Hawaii and Baffin Island. 
+
+I make a commercial record in a tipi on the Saskatchewan plains, and CBC 
+television films the event for international broadcast. Navajo E-mail
+markets crafts to 40 foreign countries. A six-foot high painting of 
+Indian elders graces the front office of the American Indian College Fund 
+in Washington, D.C.: it's digital and it's Indian made.
+
+The digital scene in Indian country at the moment is a microcosm of the 
+way it is most everywhere else, with people at various stages of 
+expertise and enthusiasm going through the big shift. Issues of 
+sovereignty are often the first to come up among Native intellectuals, 
+and the spectre of digital colonialism frightens some and challenges 
+others. Questions of control and ownership arise of course, as they do 
+in the mainstream, but with perhaps a sharper edge, given the facts of 
+Native American history. Indian educators, artists, elders, women, 
+tribal leaders and business people have plenty on our minds when it comes 
+to counterbalancing past misinterpretations with positive realities, and 
+past exploitations with future opportunities. The reality of the 
+situation is that we're not all dead and stuffed in some museum 
+with the dinosaurs: we are Here in this digital age. We have led the pack
+in a couple of areas (digital music and online art). Although our potential 
+at the moment exceeds the extensiveness of our community computer usage,
+our projects are already bearing fruit, we expect to prosper and to 
+contribute, and we will defend our data.
+
+Among Indian people online as elsewhere, we continue to observe the 
+usual gangs of unknowledgeable non-Indian and/or 
+"I-was-an-Indian-in-my-last-life" opportunists and exploiters, who now 
+are upgrading their acts, trying to take advantage of rumored tax breaks 
+and other scams in the cyber-sector of Indian country; but we are 
+pretty much used to this 'vapor-speak' phenomenon, having lived 
+with it lo these past 500 years. "Beware of White man bearing good ideas 
+and grant proposals" is a tacet refrain we laugh about over the phone. 
+However, I am glad to report that usually this observation does not 
+interfere with honest deals among knowledgeable people of different races; 
+and personally I do believe that we're smart enough to know who our 
+friends are; and they come in all colors. 
+
+Sometimes I am asked, where did all the brain and fire of the sixties 
+American Indian activism go? In my observation, in Canada we went into every
+field; but in the United States, where things were far more dangerous, 
+those of us who were not killed, imprisoned, put out of business or otherwise
+sacrificed to the uranium industry, went into education. If I have a 
+message in this scant overview, it is this: real Indian people are 
+rising to the potential of the technology, in school and out. We were 
+born for this moment and we are solidly behind our pathfinders. 
+
+
+	 /                                                  /
+	/Glad  you  like  CyberSkins: Live and Interactive./
+       /If anybody  is  interested  here is a  story  that/ 
+      /appeared  3 days ago  in the Philadelphia Inquirer/ 
+Online at http://www.phillynews.com/inquirer/98/Apr/30/tech.life/SKUL30.htm
+    /            Buffy Sainte-Marie                    /  
+   /                                                  /
+
+
+Hello, and welcome to ATI128.TXT the special 8-bit nostalgia page.
+A little bit of tchotchkas for everybody. It's the weekend of May 8-10, 
+so we'll "lets..."
+http://www.downcity.net/sonj/contents.html
+
+	   /street muscians  are/
+	  /a treasure. Stop for/
+	 /a moment and listen;/
+	/ then  leave  a     /
+       / small  donation.   /
+      / May  5,  Tuesday   /
+     / from Life's little /
+    /Instruction Calandar/
+
+
+Hey look, man!  It's.... Tickle-me Tara Lupinzki...
+
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+TOP 10 REASONS KURT VONNEGUT SHOULD WEAR SUNSCREEN TO THIS YEAR'S
+COLLEGE GRADUATION SPEECHES.
+10 Eight to 10
+9 Eight to 10
+8 Eight to 10
+7 Dance, sing, floss and eat Wheaties.
+6 A chance for wife Jill to rub his body.
+5 Slaughter House Five
+4 Hoaxes. They're not just for breakfast anymore.
+3 "Gingrich isn't fat; he's racist."
+2 Merger Madness; all our graduation speeches are INSANE!!
+   and the number ONE reason V... should W... S...  
+
+Rice University - Named after a starchy food, or Gary Hart's siren?
+  
+
+
+	PRESS RELEASE: 5-5-98
+The Native American Music Awards will be open to the general public and 
+take place in May 1998 during the national music awards season. 
+Tentatively scheduled preproduction and rehearsal dates are from 
+May 18 - May 22, with an event date to be held on Sunday May 24rd at 
+the Fox Theatre at Foxwoods Resort Casino. 
+
+The First Native American Music Awards, or the Nammy's will be nothing 
+short of monumental.
+
+Awards show special guests and presenters will have mainstream appeal 
+and be either of Native American heritage, or known supporters of 
+Native American culture and the arts. 
+
+The Awards will serve as a Who's Who in Native America, playing a major 
+role in educating the general public about nationally renown artists of 
+Native heritage who have achieved various levels of success.  Some of 
+these artists can range from Jimi Hendrix and Elvis Presley to 
+Robbie Robertson and Rita Coolidge. Nammy winner presentations will be 
+based on musical contributions released in the US throughout the 1997 
+calendar year.  Two consecutive voting ballots are
+being distributed nationally in a variety of national publications 
+including: Rhythm Music Magazine, Native Peoples, Indian Artist and others. 
+Five to seven live performances will be interspersed with approximately 20
+Awards presentations.  Confirmed performers include: Robbie Robertson, 
+Joanne Shenandoah, Robert Mirabal, and RedBone. 
+
+Performance participants will incorporate both contemporary deliveries 
+and some traditional influences in their music, traditional meaning; 
+vocals performed in tribal dialect utilizing non-electric 
+instrumentation ranging from drums, rattles, gourds, bells or flute. 
+
+A special HALL OF FAME tributes will be made to the now deceased 
+visionaries such as; Buddy Red Bow and Jimi Hendrix.  This could take 
+place in a speech form or as a live performance.  As dance and song have 
+played an important role to Native American culture, a leading dance 
+troupe should be featured as part of the opening of this Awards ceremony.  
+Additionally, the Awards show will showcase the music culture of its host,
+the Mashantucket Pequots.
+
+However, the Awards will avoid taking any political positions, 
+as this is a forum only to commemorate and celebrate the survival 
+and traditions of Native American music culture.
+
+
+	    /\/\ /\ /^ < ()
+
+
+Now: The Activist Times won't avoid taking any political positions. 
+As ours is a forum protected by God, the First Ammendment the Earth
+my mother, and some unnamed essences to name a few.
+
+So, how are you doing?
+
+     ::::::::::::: :::::: :::: :::::    :::              :::::::::::::::::
+
+I do believe that's the most unusual use of that expression for the most
+unusual event I've ever seen, but I've gotta report...
+
+       "Looks like this one wants to grow another," says the construction
+worker just outside the administration building as he's straining his
+triceps to close a pair of bolt cutters that are about as tall as I am
+around a copper twist about the diameter of my wrists.
+
+       That is the news from the Point, watching someone prune power
+at Plante's old palace.    
+
+					    ,/
+					   ,/
+					  ,/
+					  THE YUPPIE JOGGING
+					  CEREMONY: Notes From a
+					  Native Anthropologist. by
+					  Beverly Slapin.
+	     When we began our dig, we were not prepared for the
+	     enormous amount of material we found about this ancient
+	     civilization of previously unknown people, who were 
+	     called "yuppies." No one knows what this name means or
+	     its origins.
+		One of the more bizarre ceremonies we learned about
+	     came as a result of several pairs of shoes with the
+	     legend, "NIKE," assumed to be one of their gods.
+		"NIKE" was found emblazened on many items of their 
+	     clothing, but most notably shoes. From these artifacts
+	     we learned of the early morning "jogging ceremony,"
+	     thought to be the only ritual in which they attempted
+	     to demonstrate their oneness with nature.
+		The ceremony was said to have begun with a "shower.,"
+	     in which the people simulated a short rainstorm, during
+	     which they took off all of their clothing symbolizing
+	     the innocence and vulnerability of birth, and allowed
+	     the water to wet their bodies. During this part of the
+	     ceremony the people often chanted to the spirits, an
+	     entreaty for magic powers. At the same time they 
+	     rubbed their bodies with a sacred object which they 
+	     called "So-ap." Perhaps named after another of their
+	     deities. It seemed to be a method of cleansing.
+		After the cleansing ritual they would run and
+	     every so often they would stop and time their heartbeats,
+	     a way of asking creator to continue allowing them to live
+	     another day.
+		Many did the cleansing ceremony again after jogging
+	     and then congregated in small groups where they feasted
+	     on sacred foods called "creosants," and "cappijeno," as
+	     a thanks offering to the spirits.
+
+				|
+			       /|\
+			     -- - --
+			       \|/
+				|
+
+    /and now /
+   /a word  /
+  /from our/
+ /numbers /
+
+http://bulldog.unca.edu/~tmpeery
+http://www.greenpeace.org/~comms/nukes/chernob/rep02.html
+http://www.ocf.berkeley.edu/~stolal/silicon_snake_oil.html
+http://www.i1.net/~mega
+http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/WPlate/1998-04/11/016l-041198-idx.html
+http://www.copvcia.com
+http://www.mojones.com
+http://www.danwinter.com/yarrow/
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/tek.html
+http://digital.net/~cheshire/zap/murphy.htm
+http://www.teleport.com/~obu/hell.html
+http://www.nativeamerican.com
+http://pw2.netcom.com/~sleight/interactivemagic.html
+http://www.pacificnews.org/jinn
+http://www.rotten.com
+http://www.geocities.com/researchtriangle/lab/5851
+http://www.interactive.net/~bridget
+http://www.prensalibre.com
+http://www.vfemmes.com/letters_html/43.html
+
+
+
+To the Editor of ATI:
+Has anyone seen the fake drugwar footage on TV?
+I haven't yet.
+s/
+Mark Weisenheimer
+(401)
+Year 2000 Compliant Since 1965
+
+
+
+
+	"IC," said the hacker; as he picked up some cobol
+and basically saw.
+
+
+(PAWN) Austrialialia - Austrialialian police have been unable to 
+recommend a prosecution for the following scam: A company takes out 
+a newspaper advertisement offering imported hard core pornographic
+videos. As their prices seem reasonable, people place orders and 
+make payments by check. After several weeks, the company writes
+back explaining that under the present law they are unable to
+supply the materials and do not wish to be prosecuted. So they 
+return the customer's money in the form of a company check. However,
+due to the name of the company imprinted on the checks, few people
+ever bother to present these to their banks. The name is "The Anal
+Sex and Fetish Perversion Company."
+
+http://ciac.llnl.gov/ciac/CIACHoaxes.html
+
+
+AND HOW a poem from Da Rellik
+       (you send it, we print it; it's that simple.)
+
+How do they get the fish to grow so perfectly for eating.
+How do they get the grass to grow so perfectly for weeding.
+How do they make the stouffers food so readily for heating;
+And how do they paint those little grains, kernels, husks,
+		seeds greenly green for seeding?
+
+How do they cut the stones so stone-wall shaped.
+How do they eat all that meat, all that meat that they so eat.
+How do they cover for, so coveringly, 
+The land that they so raped.
+And how do they eat all that meat, 
+All that meat, 
+All that meat that they so eat.
+And how.
+
+
+
+
+		HEADLICE
+
+    THAIS  CELEBRATE  BUDDHIST  HOLIDAY
+    AUSTRALIA   MAY  SEE  TOURISM  DROP
+    COUNTRIES GET  RICHER, EARTH POORER
+    MALAYSIAN  RESIDENTS  WITHOUT WATER
+    DEATH BLAMED ON  BASQUE SEPARATISTS
+    TRANSSEXUAL WINS EUROVISION CONTEST
+    MEXICAN PRIEST KILLED, FOUND IN CAR
+    BOMBS HARDEN EMOTIONS IN  SRI LANKA
+
+
+
+We end ATI128.TXT with a Parody. Because a Pair of D's 
+Beats a Royal Pain In The Butt anyday.
+
+
+WANNASEE
+      to the tune of Wannabe, by Spice Girls.
+
+
+Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
+So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
+I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
+So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
+I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna eat-a-fig ha.
+
+If you want my supper forget my lunch,
+If you wanna get with me 'ya better make a bunch,
+Now don't get wasting my precious eggs,
+Get your act together we could be just legs.
+
+I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
+So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
+I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna eat-a-fig ha.
+
+If you wanna see my navel, you gotta get with my seeds,
+Make it last forever foodstuff never feeds,
+If you wanna see my noodle, you have got to slurp,
+Talking is too easy, but that's the way to burp.
+
+What do you think about that now you know how I feel,
+Say you can handle my lemon, or I'm gonna peel,
+I'm really tasty, I'll give you a try,
+If you really bug me then I'll have to pie 'ya.
+
+Yo I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
+So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
+I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really really really wanna eat-a-fig ha.
+
+If you wanna see my nectar, you gotta eat tangerines,
+Make it last forever like some real good dreams,
+If you wanna see my hooter, you have got to wink,
+Staring is too easy, don't be rinky dink.
+
+So Here's a story from 1 to 3, you wanna get with me you gotta eat-a-real-big-peach,
+We got Em in the cafe who likes salt water taffy,
+We got J like a B who likes it on her knees.
+Easy V doesn't come free, she's a real shakey tree,
+And as for me you'll see,
+Crunch it with your teeth and pop it in your mouth
+Crunch it like a meat and slurp it in your mouth
+
+If you wanna see my tabasco, you gotta get in my cup,
+Make it hot as Hades friendship drinks it up,
+If you wanna see my poison, you have got to lap,
+Taking me's too easy, but put it in your mouth.
+
+If you wanna see my lovely, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
+you gotta, you gotta, slurp, slurp, slurp, slurp,
+Slurp your lovely down and chaser all round
+Slurp your lovely down and wind her up for sound
+Slurp it slippy down and wind her all around
+Slurp my body down eat-a-fig ah.
+If you wanna see my figleaf
+
+
+Send all everything to ati@etext.org
+
+Letter to the editor to  editor@intst.com
+
+Confused? primeanarchist@thepentagon.com
+
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+That's it! One more download and I'll kill -9 you.
+
+Hello, to paraphrase Chevy Chase, "I'm Prime Anarchist and you're
+not. How are you? It's been a good week. A really good week.
+Unless you are central amerikan. But we won't go there. 
+
+    nota al pie:  (footnote:)
+Philip Knight can be reached at 
+psknight@hotmail.com
+phil_knight@msn.com
+philip.knight@maf.nasa.gov
+and
+knight@knightec.com
+
+Mail him and tell him if you like NIKES or not. 
+
+
+
+And now let's hear a parody from Fah-Q
+
+TWO DIGITS FOR A DATE
+(To the tune of "Gilligan's Island," more or less)
+
+Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
+Of the doom that is our fate.
+That started when programmers used
+Two digits for a date.
+Two digits for a date.
+
+Main memory was smaller then;
+Hard disks were smaller, too.
+"Four digits are extravagant,
+So let's get by with two.
+So let's get by with two."
+
+"This works through 1999,"
+The programmers did say.
+"Unless we rewrite before that
+It all will go away.
+It all will go away."
+
+But Management had not a clue:
+"It works fine now, you bet!
+A rewrite is a straight expense;
+We won't do it just yet.
+We won't do it just yet."
+
+Now when 2000 rolls around
+It all goes straight to Hell,
+For zero's less than ninety-nine,
+As anyone can tell.
+As anyone can tell.
+
+The mail won't bring your pension check
+It won't be sent to you
+When you're no longer sixty-eight,
+But minus thirty-two.
+But minus thirty-two.
+
+The problems we're about to face
+Are frightening, for sure.
+And reading every line of code
+It's the only certain cure.
+It's the only certain cure.
+
+(key change, big finish)
+
+There's not much time,
+There's much too code.
+(And Cobol-coders, few)
+When the century is finished with,
+We may be finished, too.
+We may be finished, too.
+
+Eight thousand years from now I hope
+That things weren't left too late,
+And people aren't then lamenting
+Four digits for a date.
+Four digits for a date.
+
+That was by Fah-Q (217)
+
+
+
+
+==============================================================
+                    News from the warzone
+==============================================================
+Brought to you by Barbary Coast brand Gold Rush Style Beer.
+12 FL. OZ of iceless fermentation. 
+Brewed & Bottled by Tunner's Guild Brewing Systems,
+ST. Paul, MN.
+
+
+Letter to the Editor:
+Rubbing out the Indians...Its the American Way.
+
+Few of my nights pass undisturbed by the images of the 46 unarmed 
+Tzotzil Indian refugees mostly women and children murdered in 
+cold blood, while attending Mass, gunned down by 60 heavily armed 
+behemoths who descended upon the quiet mountain village of 
+Chenalho in Chiapas Mexico on 11/22/97. Those brown-skinned refugees 
+who escaped slaughter in the village fled into the thicket and caves 
+along the stream in the valley below only to be hunted down like 
+animals, their blood staining the earth to continue till today the
+uninterrupted legacy of the European Conquest of the New World.
+
+The founding, development and growing global hegemony of the 
+American Empire is predicated upon eradicating pockets of indigenous 
+resistance to the New World Order (a system of macroeconomic 
+relationships in operation long before Bush used phrase).  Indian 
+Killing didn't stop with King George's 1755 proclamation given 
+from the Boston Chambers offering up to fifty Pounds for Indian 
+Scalps, male and female, children and adults. Nor was the devastating 
+Euro-American expansion westward to the Pacific, the "Trail of Tears", 
+or Wounded Knee the last of American sponsored indigenous bloodshed. 
+The routine virginal sacrifice conducted by the Inca Priesthood to 
+protect their empire from the State ravages of the Conquistadors does 
+not compare with the indiscriminate native bloodletting that is 
+routine in this century on the periphery of the ever-expanding 
+globalization of modern economics, where native defense of their 
+own lands and autochthonous ways is routinely met with automatic 
+gunfire and the sounds of crying children. Our hired guns will finish 
+off what's not taken care of by the IMF and World Bank.
+
+President Clinton's call for an outside inquiry into the recent Chiapas
+Massacre is a charade. An inquiry of any depth is not in American 
+interests! The ruling party in Mexico receives U.S. aid in the 
+form of weapons, personnel transport (Hum-Vees), attack and 
+surveillance aircraft, Satellite based intelligence reports, and 
+training of Mexican "Special Forces" at U.S. military bases 
+including Fort. Bragg and Fort. Benning.
+
+
+Wherever the indigenous are tortured, maimed, imprisoned and 
+displaced (East Timor, Burma, West Papua, South Molucca, Nigeria, 
+Colombia, Angola, Turkey, Etc!) No self-respecting U.S. news 
+reporter will inquire into the role U.S. capital and direct 
+military aid plays in this murder and mayhem. Indigenous sacrifice 
+to forces of modernization is an American rite. 
+
+Perry Keidel
+Veteran For Peace
+Gainesville Chapter President
+
+
+      /                 ?              /
+     /send all lettuce 2 ati@etext.org/
+    /                 ?              /
+
+please affix the url-graphic on your site as a sign of solidarity for
+dennis peron of san franvisco who founded the cannabis buyers club...he
+is running as a republican against cantnkerous dan lundgren. it would be
+a good idea to link it to http://www.marijuana.org
+
+http://www.pieman.org/peron.gif
+
+From: ARON KAY <pieman@pieman.org> (718)
+
+
+Editor:
+Finally had time to get through an ATI. Have actually missed the last
+two issues. 
+One question: 
+WHAT ARE YOU SMOKING BOY, AND HOW DO I GET SOME??!!!
+Don. Boston.
+
+
+
+
+   /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
+    Prime Anarchist
+    world newz 2nite
+   \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
+
+PAWN - (Birmingham) TRUTH BE KNOWN, CLINTON DIGS BRITISH CHICKS.
+   "I think I'm the luckiest girl alive," Marge Potter, 69, told
+Prime Anarchist World News reporters friday. "I've spoken to, and
+I've had my arm squeezed by, President Clinton."
+   It was at her suggestion that Group of Seven become Group of Eight
+last night.
+   "I told him," said the 69 year old White House poster girl, 
+   "'Add Jakarta,' he hadn't heard of Jakarta before I mentioned it.
+One look at my brand new panties and my 110 pound hair-do and he
+was hooked. Jakarta joined Group of Eight and the rest was history.
+Potter said she even got Hillary hooked on Jakarta.
+   "If it weren't for that English woman letting my husband squeeze her,"
+said the first lady, now known as the Royal Oui, "Our foreign policy
+with Jakarta would be unknown."
+
+
+
+        /about last nite/a new section discussing/
+             /washington dc/overhearings/
+        "There's nothing more powerful, exciting,
+        useful and fun than a governor who thinks
+        he can be president."
+                        -Monika Luke Winski
+
+        "Hitler got his 17 year old neice pregnant
+        dated her when she was 14! And killed her
+        when she wouldn't have an abortion --
+        Killed her when none of his employees 
+        would do it. You think THAT ruined his 
+        ratings??"   -George Step 'n Fetchit.
+
+        "Republican, Democrat, doesn't matter.
+        Hasn't mattered in 50 years. At issue
+        is NOT what he did was wrong. These
+        events are tearing up the two party
+        system. That's what we should be 
+        discussing."  -Chelsea's new boyfriend.
+
+        "Babylon - NY? DC? or the 2 hour plane
+        ride between the two??" -kinko
+
+        "Babylon - NY, or buying something at
+        the mall?"       -ibid.
+
+
+
+FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
+FROM: THE TREES
+
+StoP tHE LogGINg oR wE WiLl coNtInUE To KIll oNe CeleBrITY EacH WeEK.
+
+TheRe ARe nO SkIinG "aCciDenTS".
+
+
+PRIME:
+Sure, you can use my content in your 'zine. Just acknowlege copyright
+and author. (me!) Don't edit and if you get a truckload of cash send
+me some. Oh, and please mention Datamation Magazine, OK? They've been
+good to me.
+
+Simon (011)
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Please forward, sorry this is kind of long.  
+
+ 
+     AMERICA'S SECRET POLICE: FBI COINTELPRO IN THE 1990s
+_________________________________________________________________
+By Noelle Hanrahan   (212) Part 1 of 3. (other two will be seen in 
+                           ATI130 and ATI131)
+            
+     This report was written in association with the Redwood
+     Summer Justice Project, which pursues Judi Bari's and Darryl
+     Cherney's civil rights case against the FBI and Oakland
+     Police.
+ 
+                              * * *
+            
+     On April 22, 1970, as 22 million Americans rallied across
+the country on the first Earth Day celebration, FBI agents in
+over 40 cities were ordered to spy on and infiltrate these
+events. Senator Edwin Muskie, himself a victim, remarked from the 
+floor of Congress that this surveillance was "a dangerous threat
+to fundamental constitutional rights." The power of the
+environmental movement and the challenge it posed to business-as-
+usual made it an instant target for FBI suppression.
+            
+     Twenty years later on May 24, 1990, a shrapnel-wrapped car
+bomb went off under noted Earth First! activist Judi Bari's car
+seat, nearly killing her and injuring fellow organizer Darryl
+Cherney. Even more frightening to Bari, as she woke up in the
+hospital intensive care unit under armed guard, was the
+realization that a major FBI "counter-intelligence" operation
+against Earth First! was underway.
+            
+     Within minutes of their arrival on the scene of the blast,
+the FBI was falsely characterizing nonviolent environmental
+organizers Bari and Cherney as "terrorists". Within hours, the
+Oakland Police Department had arrested and detained them for
+transporting explosives. It was not enough that the two leaders
+had been physically blown up; the FBI immediately began to
+orchestrate a disinformation campaign designed to discredit and
+imprison these activists and destroy Earth First!
+            
+     What could make nonviolent environmental organizers the
+targets of repression? Back in May 1990, Earth First! in the
+redwood region was gearing up for "Mississippi Summer in the
+California Redwoods," a bold call that would draw thousand of
+activists to Mendocino and Humboldt counties. Earth First!'s
+fierce, grassroots, pro-labor campaign of mass nonviolent civil
+disobedience was determined to stop corporate timber's
+liquidation of the old-growth forests. Even in the face of the
+attempted assassination of the key organizers and a well-
+orchestrated FBI disinformation campaign, thousands came to
+Redwood Summer, bringing national attention to the destruction of
+the redwood forest ecosystem. It is a testimony to the power of
+the movement mobilized by Judi Bari that today, eight years
+later, protests to save the old growth forests are more dynamic
+than ever.
+                              ______
+ 
+     It is absolutely foolish to suggest that the FBI was
+     involved in anything that would obstruct justice.
+     -- Richard W. Held, FBI
+ 
+     These guys are professional liars, who have raised selective
+     memory loss to an art form. 
+     -- Judi Bari, Earth First!
+                              ______
+(con't next issue...)
+
+
+
+This is the #'s run for ATI issue 129. May 16, 1998. 7pm. 
+http://cathouse.org
+http://mrjolly.cc.waikato.ac.nz
+http://www.geocities.com/broadway/stage/1579/fool.html
+http://www.gutenberg.org
+http://www.interactive.net/~bridget
+http://www.geocities.com/researchtriangle/lab/5851
+http://www.soaw.org
+
+Short Calendula this week:
+May 14, 1265   Dante Alighieri born
+May 19, 1925   Malcolm X born Malcolm Little.
+May 22, 1859   Arthur Conan Doyle born "Sir."
+May 25, 1803   Ralph Waldo Emerson born
+
+
+
+As per usual these days; and "par for the course" we end
+with a poem. Because after all is said and done, all we've
+got left is myth:
+
+
+WALKING BY PFIZER ON ONE FOGGY EVENING, 
+I see rust like I've never seen before.
+I see and smell mushrooms growing between 
+Pavement and sidewalk like I've never seen/smelled
+Anywhere else.
+
+I feel/see mist like I've never tongued before.
+I hear industrial noises unmatched by anyone;
+Probably protected by patent and/or allowed
+By Fast Track.
+
+I feel vibes nowhere else matched.
+Wait - didn't I walk by a Proctor & Gamble once?
+If I have, I've done it a thousand times.
+
+No animals were 
+        abused in the 
+                making of this 
+                        poem.
+
+
+ATI would like to officially thank the phollowing people 
+4 our very existence. Raisins Debtors...
+Hak Th'Pln't
+Abbie@summeroflove.org
+Gin, Don, Sachi, Yakbreath, tbt,
+aaron kreider,
+nikki brandon, aron kay, dr. fido, rellik
+ground zero, chad and dave.
+
+Questions? Comments? Preguntas y problemas?
+ati@etext.org
+
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+ATTN, FBI:
+   I moved to Wisconsin again. You can stop tapping my mother's
+telephone please. You are guilty of wirefraud; but I forgive you.
+As per usual.
+   Give her back her dialtones, eh? You had her down to just 
+her cordless phone, you voltage sucking sons of goats.
+   LEAVE HER ALONE. SHE'S ONE OF THE BEST REPUBLICANS YOU'VE 
+GOT. And if it'll save taxpayer dollars, I'd be happy to submit
+an itinerary every week with a sworn statement agreeing to hold
+to it; you spirit sucking sons of bureaucrats.
+   
+
+
+
+
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+            T                             !
+ 
+            .......
+            .Issue.
+            .130!!.
+            .......
+
+
+
+Please forward, sorry this is kind of long.  
+
+ 
+
+     AMERICA'S SECRET POLICE: FBI COINTELPRO IN THE 1990s
+_________________________________________________________________
+By Noelle Hanrahan   (212) Part 2 of 3. (other two were/are seen in 
+                           ATI129 and ATI131)
+            
+     This report was written in association with the Redwood
+     Summer Justice Project, which pursues Judi Bari's and Darryl
+     Cherney's civil rights case against the FBI and Oakland
+     Police.
+ 
+                              * * *
+ 
+
+FBI LEGACY
+ 
+     From the moment of its birth in 1908 as the Justice
+Department's "Bureau of Investigation," a key part of the FBI's
+mission has been to suppress political dissent. In the early
+years they used deportations and the career-destroying Palmer
+raids to target union leaders and communists. Burglary,
+blacklisting, infiltration, and disruption became standard
+operating procedure. Later, when the Supreme Court ruled that the
+Smith Act specifically could not be used to target communists,
+the FBI took it undercover, developing its "counter-intelligence"
+program dubbed COINTELPRO. In the words of then-director J. Edgar
+Hoover, COINTELPRO was designed to "expose, disrupt, misdirect,
+discredit, or otherwise neutralize" groups whose views the FBI
+deemed threatening to the status quo.
+            
+RICHARD W. HELD: CONSTITUTIONAL ASSASSIN
+ 
+    Richard W. Held was Special Agent-in-Charge of the San
+Francisco FBI Office 1985-1993 during its extensive COINTELPRO
+operations against Earth First! Of all the COINTELPRO operatives,
+Richard Wallace Held's past is particularly brutal and haunting.
+Held began his career in 1968 in the Los Angeles office of the
+FBI. He quickly became the lead agent in the "racial matters"
+squad which focused on what the FBI called "black extremists".
+Just one year later he was involved in targeting Los Angeles
+Black Panther Party leader Geronimo ji jaga (Pratt) for
+"neutralization." Framed for a murder he did not commit, Geronimo
+spent 25 years in state prison. He was released in 1997 after a
+judge overturned his conviction based on prosecutorial
+misconduct. The key witness in the case, Julius Butler, was an
+informant for the FBI, LAPD, and the L.A. District Attorney's
+office; that information was kept secret during Geronimo's trial.
+            
+     An uncanny ability to lie under oath, commonly referred to
+as "testa-lying," is a trademark of rogue law enforcement
+professionals. Under oath in a deposition for Geronimo's federal
+appeal, Held remarked on his relationship with Julius Butler: "I
+think that it may have been relevant, your honor, depending on
+what the contact was at the time and what else I knew, because I
+don't recall really knowing much about the case at all anyway."
+In fact, Held was coordinating COINTELPRO operations in L.A., and
+Geronimo was at the top of the "Key Black Extremists" list.
+            
+     Even more damning, Held was the control agent for informant
+Julius Butler. In 2 1/2 years, Held recorded contact and meetings
+with Butler 33 times. Contrast Held's repeated denials of
+knowledge and responsibility with the cold, hard facts, including
+this from a 1/28/70 memo by Held to the FBI Director: "I request
+Bureau approval ... to attack, expose, and ridicule the BPP...
+operation number one is designed to challenge the legitimacy of
+the authority exercised by Elmer Gerard Pratt."
+            
+     After a few years in Washington, DC as a headquarters
+intelligence supervisor, Held was back in the field on the Pine
+Ridge Reservation three days after the firefight between federal
+agents and the American Indian Movement (AIM) during which two
+FBI agents and an Indian man were killed. An FBI memo dated
+7/26/75 to the Washington Bureau's Intelligence Division notes,
+"Supervisor Richard Wallace Held arrived at Pine Ridge, South
+Dakota Indian Reservation Command Post on 6/29/75, to assist in
+the RESMURS investigation. He was assigned three important phases
+of this investigation; namely, the correlation of Bureau-wide
+informants into the investigation; the establishment of the
+confidential fund; and the coordination of all intelligence
+information as it relates to the American Indian Movement (AIM)
+and the RESMURS investigations... throughout the country ..."
+            
+     Held's work contributed to the framing of noted political
+prisoner Leonard Peltier, and to covering up the truth about the
+agents' deaths and the still unsolved killings of 70 AIM
+supporters on the Pine Ridge Reservation during the extensive
+FBI's operations.
+            
+     From 1979 until 1985, Held was Special Agent-in-Charge of
+the San Juan, Puerto Rico office. There he presided over a
+politically-oriented paramilitary campaign against the Puerto
+Rican Independence movement, creating files on 74,000
+individuals. In his last operation in Puerto Rico, Held led 300
+FBI agents and U.S. marshals in raids all over the island,
+trashing office and homes and arresting scores of activists. One
+advocate of Puerto Rican independence said the raids made "even
+the desire for independence a crime." Held left Puerto Rico in
+1985 to head the FBI's San Francisco, California field office.
+            
+HELD TURNS HIS SIGHTS ON EARTH FIRST!
+ 
+     In the year before the car bombing of Bari and Cherney, a
+shocking and classic political disruption campaign was conducted
+against Earth First! in Northern California. In the months just
+prior to Redwood Summer, the disruption was intense. Bari,
+Cherney and other Earth First! organizers received over 30 death
+threats from March to May, 1990. Fake Earth First! press releases
+were circulated in the community and to the press, falsely
+connecting the Earth First!ers with violence and sabotage. Local
+law enforcement refused to investigate the death threats,
+signaling their tolerance for violence against environmentalists.
+"If you turn up dead, Judi," Mendocino County Sheriff's Sgt.
+Steve Satterwhite told Bari, "then we'll investigate."
+            
+     The FBI's very act of blaming Bari and Cherney for the
+bombing that nearly killed them, and their repeated feeding of
+damaging and bald-faced lies to the press about evidence in the
+case, are both classic components of a "counter-intelligence"
+campaign. The FBI's own files refer to the use of informants, yet
+even now the full scope of their actions remains hidden.
+ 
+COINCIDENCE OR COINTELPRO?
+ 
+     In depositions in Bari's and Cherney's civil rights lawsuit,
+FBI agents repeatedly denied that there was an investigation
+against Earth First! in California prior to the bombing. Yet,
+documents at first withheld and blacked out, then later released,
+show that the FBI field reports written at the time of the
+bombing stated Bari and Cherney were "subjects of an
+investigation in the terrorist field."
+            
+     The Arizona FBI Sting Operation In 1988, a major FBI sting
+operation was launched against Earth First! in Arizona. In a
+cynical attempt to discredit and criminalize Earth First!, the
+FBI spent $3 million and employed over 50 FBI agents, extensive
+wiretaps, body wires and overt entrapment in order to arrest
+Arizona Earth First!ers for conspiracy to down power lines.
+   
+     At the heart of Operation THERMCON (short for "Thermite
+Conspiracy") were undercover FBI agent/provocateur Michael Fain
+and informant Ron Frazier, who infiltrated a group of
+environmental activists in Prescott. Though unsuccessful, the FBI
+worked long and hard to entrap these individuals into using
+explosives to down power lines. Apparently the FBI sought to
+involve Earth First! with explosives in order to create a
+sensational case against them. This would serve to discredit
+Earth First! and provide justification to conduct illegal
+investigations and operations against the political and First
+Amendment activity of the environmental movement nationwide.
+Busted on May 30, 1989, in the Arizona desert, four people were
+caught with a cutting torch attempting to disable a power
+transmission tower leading to a pumping station of the central
+Arizona project (CAP). CAP is a billion dollar pork barrel
+project to carry Colorado River water uphill across hundreds of
+miles of desert to water the lawns of Phoenix and Tucson.
+            
+     Judi Bari laughingly called this, "the only joint FBI-Earth
+First! action ever to take place." Undercover FBI agents picked
+the target, drove the truck, and taught the activists to use an
+acetylene torch. The FBI paid informant Ron Frazier $54,000 cash
+in exchange for implicating the Earth First!ers, and granted him
+immunity from prosecution for various crimes.
+                              ______
+ 
+     "The first lesson in activism is that the person that offers
+     to get the dynamite is always the FBI agent," joked Judi
+     Bari.                            
+                              ______
+
+(CON'T next issue...)
+
+
+
+June 3, 1998. In the year of our tabasco. 
+Brought to you by McHilney's Pub. Home of the hottest
+beer this side of the Mississippi.
+It is 1:10 am. CST. And this edition we give you a late breaking
+report on the NATIVE AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS, a poem or two, 
+perhaps a PAWN or three and that's it. No #'s run, no 
+Calendula. No nothing else. 
+   Join the listserv at: ati@intst.com
+Send any submissions to ati@etext.org (there weren't any the
+last two weeks. (hint, hint...) and if you've got angst
+goto
+http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+                -marco
+                 e&p ati since 1988
+                 Y2K compliant since 1965
+
+
+1ST ANNUAL NAMMY REPORT FROM PRIME ANARCHIST PRODUCTIONS.
+    These early raw notes go out to my readers in Southeastern
+Connecticut. Polished story will follow soon.
+
+Cesar Chavez isn't at this show, at least not "physical."
+Nor is Bishop Gerardi. They're dead and gone. No idea why
+that thought came to me sitting sideways in the Kings/Queens/Jacks
+sections of Fox Theatre. Perchance it'll become self evident
+in 200 years or so...
+	Laughing Woman beats a drum while Eagle Wings plays guitar.
+"...a wonderful wonderful moment in history."
+"to give the Creator a good thanks again, freedom to pray
+in the Pequot language."
+	I didn't know "aho" was a Pequot word. Means "garlic" in 
+Spanish. "Shit yeah; right on." in Lakota. 
+	"Won't you wear your jingle dress for me." I think the 
+new "Native Motown" sound is in danger of sounding a little too 
+much like Don Imus' "Plastic Jesus," But it's early yet. 
+Oye como va...
+	Special segment: "Did you know they were native."
+Jimmy Hendrix got the big cheer. "...and of course my buddy - 
+Burt Reynolds."  -Wayne Newton's words; not mine, don't even think...
+	"Recorded 139 albums:" Wayne Newton. Holy doing time in 
+a studio!!!
+	Entertainer of the year award. Boy they moved you right into
+that. They don't mess around. Litefoot got rap. Miss Indian World
+reads and speaks really well.
+	Tom Bee and Robbie Bee show up in just about every award.
+Man oh man. This thing's in the larval stage. "Support it, support
+it."  -my words.
+	"To my daughter Leah." -Joanne Shenendoah.
+	"Your word is your bow; your pen is your arrow." -Litefoot.
+I'm gonna cry. Face and neck hair stand on end...
+He brought out Haida and Angelique. Competed and lost; now they're
+singing with him. You wouldn't see anything even resembling that 
+in any other awards ceremonies, would you???
+	John Trudell and Wes Studi presenting to Apache Spirit.
+	"To our 6 children; breastfeeding behind the amplifiers.
+Thank you for your patience." -Lee Kane of Apache Spirit
+	"John Trudell - a complex sum of all he's seen," -Floyd
+Red Crow Westerman presenting him with the Living Legend award.
+Standing "O," built slow. Almost as slowly as the first part of his
+career. 
+	"Toad the Wet Sprockets." -Wayne "Ed-Sullivan-Wannabe" Newton.
+Get hip, dude.
+	Joy Harjo and Poetic Justice. Love her talky voice. Way to
+wail on the saxophone too. I'm impressed. Now I know where Talking
+Heads have been borrowing heavily...
+	Pardon my french - that polystyrene Indian in a loincloth
+with a bow & arrow facing the sky laquered all crystal white is
+not only distracting; but fucking distracting. Foxwoods. We shall
+take the bad with the good I guess. And those electric "open fires."
+I mean, I understand firecodes and all but...
+	"I guess I got right Toad the Wet Sprocket. I said 'Indio
+Girls.' It's Indigo Girls." OK, this Wayne. No Ed Sullivan he. I 
+formally apologize to Mr. Newton for calling him schlocky all these
+years.
+	"They asked us to stall."  -Tom and Robbie Bee.
+	I got Lee Kane's autograph while they stalled. She's the
+lead singer of Apache Spirit. She was at the payphone telling someone
+she won, while I was at a phone telling my mom I didn't. Of course
+who knew? I did. I've never once claimed to be Native American.
+Just some half-breed Jewish Swede who gives a shit.
+	So Robbie Bee told me at the party afterwards he became
+Born Again last year sometime. Next year's awards are likely to have
+one slot for a Christian recording. Considering the Grammy's have
+4 gospel slots and not a single Native, Indigenous or Aboriginal
+that's going some. Robbie and rap star Natay started a Christian 
+Native record label called RED SEA which stands for Red Educated
+Disciples Sharing Emanuel's Anointing. Someone called Robbie
+Dr. Pray, and Natay got the nickname Snoop Doggie Dine.
+	Carlos Nakai Quartet was quite awesome.
+"We're keeping up with the past to show where we're going."
+   -Nakai. 
+	"But as they say in Groton, 'preciate it.'"
+Which comedian said that?
+	"On behalf of my people, the wannabes." Which one said
+THAT: Williams or Ree???
+	Joanne Shenendoah singing. Brings shivers up my spine.
+Always does. Remember that tape up in Norwich Conn? On a cheap
+RCA boombox too. First song brought first shivers. And I don't even
+speak Oneida very much. "Collie Socks." 
+	Robbie Robertson. A collaboration with Leonard Peltier.
+"I implore you to support the LP Defense Committee." Weird. I just
+asked a girl if she was Lisa F. (Leonard's fiance/wife. (they won't
+let them marry, but I digress...)) I mean the next table over!!!
+And that moment. 
+	Tom Bee, come up again. Catherine Bach is calling for you.
+You won. "If you have a dream and a desire and you're a doer; you
+can too."
+	You can too, should be the theme of the night.
+	Seriously, this togetherness stuff is inspiring. Bringing
+each other up on stage to jam with you even if you just beat them.
+What a world to dream about.
+	"It lets people know we're still here." Nakai again.
+	Presenters Bruce Cockburn and Richie Havens. I'm in 
+folksingers heaven. Richie feels Joy Harjo's words. I can tell. 
+I saw him digging it. Harjo got nominated a lot. Has she won 
+anything? Get an album in for next year, Joy. You're "money" 
+and you don't even know it.
+	"If a Taos boy who was suicidal as a teenager can do it,
+you can too. My sweat goes out to you." -Mirabal.
+	Redbone. They're an old band. Perhaps only remembered for
+"Come and Get Your Love," but they're singing something else. OK. 
+They end with it. Now we know where Grand Funk, Chicago and Neil
+Diamond took their chops from, eh?
+	"The anglo staff really boogie to this one." -Michael Gelfand
+	Accepting Buddy Red Bow's award is his father from Pine
+Ridge. I remember hearing Achey Breaky (Billy Ray Cyrus' annoying
+version) for the first time on KILI out there sleeping in that 
+haunted Catholic Church. I harbor fond memories of Pine Ridge.
+	"Even though I'm all in black, don't mistake me for Johnny
+Cash." All in Lakota. Buddy's son translated for those of you who
+don't understand enough Lakota. Maize Red Bow in the audience. Steven
+Red Bow, etc. Cousins, brothers, sisters. All here. Just about every
+family member. Pardon my french again, but here's your traditional
+F-ing family values, Nancy Reagan.
+	"Ana Mae, everything, and nothing changes." - Another Joy
+Harjo clip over the soundsystem.
+	"Richie Heavens." Wayne?!?
+	"If someone's not on the Vegas Circuit, Newton hasn't heard
+of them." Another Michael Gelfand quote. 
+	Richie HAVENS accepts Jimi Hendrix' award and sings his own
+version of All Along the Watchtower. Wow. That foot poppin' stomp
+percussive stuff like from Oh Freedom. Whooooooooo!
+My man's still got it. 
+	"Even records, like the Edison." -Redbone members presenting
+and describing everything "trying to be round." Well they've been 
+around long enough to know. American Warriors won record of the year.
+Cheryl Makone from Ryko Disk accepted it. Aparently Mickey Hart works
+a lot with Ryko.
+	Shenendoah thanked Ellen Bello for the vision for this whole
+awards ceremony. Bello dedicated the whole show to her friend Rich
+from Rosebud. 
+	She also gave a nod "...to you, our sold out audience on
+behalf of NAMA."
+	
+   HEREIN ENDS THE PRESENTATION PORTION OF OUR PRESS REPORT
+   ABOUT THE PEQUOTS PUTTING UP  PEOPLE OF  MANY TRIBES FOR
+   THE  EVENING.  NOW ON TO THE  49  PART  AFTER  THE  GIG. 
+
+	April Whittemore is the real name of Miss Indian World this
+year. She's Lumbee Cheraw. And her mother wanted to make sure I 
+mentioned that she's a goodly portion Irish too. She got the award
+April 25 and it stands for 1 year. Last week they made her do a 
+promo for Douglas Spotted Eagle. This Thursday she'll be speaking
+to a Baptist youth group about tobacco medicine.
+	Let's see, I already put in the part about Robbie Bee
+becoming a fine mentor to youth of all kinds. 
+	Wayquay recited a poem "sisters keeper." from the album
+Tribal Ground.
+	"It's about the circle." -Hadrian Coumans
+	"I'm an activist, no doubt about it." -Joanne Shenendoah
+responding to Activist Times, Inc.
+	Lots of hanging out, and lots of high calorie food brought
+to you by the Mashantuckets. Open bar was good for a cranberry juice
+or two and there was a ton of coffee in those gigantic gazillion
+dollar Colonial Era pots. You know the kind. Til you get close 
+enough to know it's fake, you'd think Paul Revere burned his finger
+off making it.
+	Better go to:
+http://www.nativeamericanmusic.com
+before next year.
+
+
+
+
+Sign seen on AMTRAK
+    PLEASE DO NOT  
+    PUT REFUSE IN 
+     THIS TOILET
+
+Poet's translation while pee'ing.
+     REQUEST  YOU REFRAIN
+     FROM RENDERING REFUSE
+      RIGHT IN  RECEPTICLE
+
+
+(PAWN) Prime Anarchist World News Tonite. NY. Viagra's sales
+hurting other companies' business.
+	"We're no longer the only makers of erections," says
+Beth L'Chaim, Chief of PR at Specialty Steel Operations. She said
+sale of long hard beams, kevlar reinforced rubbers, and G-strings
+have all plummetted for the added competition.
+	Even ITI, Iraqui Torture, Int. is bothered, says Saddam
+Hussein CEO of ITI every M, W, & F, "Had I known Viagra could blind
+kill and constipate so many people so quickly I would've considered
+Pfizer instead of sticking by SQUIBB all these years."
+
+
+OK, we end with a couple poems; because myth is all you get.
+
+
+I have no title for this one yet. Ideas anyone?
+
+In a just world
+Blight does not need to 
+Lead to plight.
+Drought needn't
+Kick you out.
+Injury shouldn't make
+You unable.
+
+But this is not a 
+Just world we've brought
+Fashioned out of
+Usury.
+Success based solely on
+Anothers' misery.
+
+You try to remain
+Oblivious.
+Yet it smacks you
+Obvious.
+
+
+And finally, 
+This one's simply called 
+JENIFER
+  by marco
+
+Jenifer.
+I took so long to find you.
+Kabooz's B&G; NYC.
+Veggie Chili; roasted garlic and tomato
+Soup.
+I took so long to find you, Jenifer.
+Wandered this station.
+Glad and happy.
+Satisfied, for I had the Penne with the
+Grilled eggplant, extra garlic.
+Remember?
+And Dave Mathews on the jukebox.
+Ah, perchance to dance.
+You head 4 back room
+Having broken a strap on your
+Jacket.
+So you come out looking
+Finer still.
+
+The 7:05 to Babylon is one minute late.
+I took so long to find Jenifer.
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+Walden Pond Condominiums says
+Come enjoy your individuality
+With us. Dial 1-900-NEW-GURU.
+Calls are just $35 a minute.
+Ask your parents B4 dropping out.
+
+
+(OPINION) - PAWN
+MainStreet, USA. Here at the new Prime Anarchist World News Tonite
+headquarters -- Oshkosh, WI -- I believe with all my heart that 
+63 year old Bob Denver (known to most as Gilligan) should  N O T   
+be thrown in prison for the rest of his life for having a pound of 
+organically grown, paraquot-free Mexican marijuana mailed to his house.
+   When people like me, who don't even smoke pot anymore jump to 
+Gilligan's aid, you can take this as EXCATHEDRO-GOSPELLIC 
+truth-in-all-absolition fact: Our Justice System Has Cancerously 
+Grown Into A Mockery Of Its Very Own Self.
+   I, Prime Anarchist, await its crumbling, of its own stupidity,
+waiting, awaitingly, with sated breadth.
+
+
+ AAA    TTTTT   IIIII                    activist
+A   A     T       I                         terminology
+A A A  1  T   3   I   1                         inclusionary.
+A   A     T       I                      issue 131. June begins us.
+A   A     T     IIIII
+
+
+Hola, and welcome to the hundred thirty first issue of P.A.P.'s ATI.
+Activist Timor's Incredible.
+I'm Prime Anarchist and this is my humble rant for Sonday, February 131st,
+1998. We have lots of stuff here, as you can see. Plenty of submissions
+came in last week and some turned up from the week before. I now wonder
+how many University of Connecticut might have lost on me. Oh well, if you
+don't see your stuff this week or next, send it again, I'm not ignoring
+you; I'm just deft. It's official, Bill Clinton has dedicated Henley's
+Walden Forest. I'm glad it happened mostly. But I must say I have a little
+trouble hearing Thoreau quotes from a man who likely spends more money
+on condoms than I make per year in gross income. But as usual we suffer
+the need to take the bad along with the good I guess. So there, I give
+you ATI131. Happy summer reading. Oh, and tell www.amazon.com that you
+want one of each, and you'd like Prime Anarchist to get the commissions,
+ok?
+
+-------
+POSSESSING THINGS 
+You want something,  you possess it - and by possessing it,
+you lose it.           -Chris-In-The-Morning-
+-------                   (anyone remember northern exp...?)
+
+
+
+Dream Truth 2
+    a poem by Joy Reid
+Dreams purge
+and so 
+you surprise me, you odd utilitarian object 
+what are you doing in my dream?
+
+The walls ooze filth in subterranean colours
+the room's a crypt
+imbued with disease
+yet somehow
+I must purge myself
+clean with this vile, bristled thing.
+
+The object lies
+smug and knowing
+had it an eye, I swear it would wink.
+Still, I place it in my mouth
+grapple with an urge 
+so violent
+my dislocated self asks why
+why do this?
+
+It is then 
+another enters 
+another
+somewhat like me
+she raises brows
+in fierce speculation
+'you deserve better,'
+she informs and leaves. 
+
+
+     ATI - All The Fits That Print; We News...
+
+
+/prime
+   /anarchist
+      /productions
+	   /#'s
+	       /run
+       (brought 2 U by the letter 'p.')
+
+http://www.telepath.com/believer
+http://www.decemberwind.com
+http://www.swaves.com
+http://www.summercon.org
+http://www.beograd.com/truth
+http://www.hrichina.org
+http://www.hrw.org
+http://www.freedom.tp
+
+
+    -----------------------------------------------------
+ACTIVIST          like           issue          brought 2 U
+ TIMES             water             131         by
+  INC               for chocolate,    was         RC Cola. 
+    -----------------------------------------------------
+
+
+
+Wildman Bill Klinton told this joke Friday at a National Press Club
+Luncheon. I wonder how his evening followed...
+A man was rapidly growing tired of his wife's constant habit of 
+saying "just a sec"... "just a sec" every time he tried to get her 
+attention.  He felt like he was always on the back burner with her.  
+One night, he called to his wife who was in the other room and was 
+greeted with the usual "just a sec" response.  He completely lost 
+control and yelled at the top of his lungs, probably loud enough 
+that the whole block could hear, "I'm so sick of this!  
+No More 'Sec's!!!!!!!!" 
+
+Immediately realizing what he had just said, he then shouted, 
+with equal volume, "Well... maybe just a little bit more!!!!!!"
+
+
+-------------------------------
+   ATI IS LIKE MENTAL FLOSS.
+-------------------------------
+
+This one was forwarded to me, so I e-forward it to you
+here. You e-heard it, (BAM... BAM... BAM...) first.
+ 
+A PRAYER TO THE GLOBAL CORPORATE GODS:
+
+O mighty global corporations, we are helpless without you. Please bring
+your menial jobs here to our nation and town. Though we have little
+control over these arbitrary and tedious jobs that create wealth for
+stockholders rather than us, they are all that we lowly workers deserve.
+Grant us your x dollars per hour so that we might have hope of
+purchasing your fine plastic products that bestow lasting contentment.
+Forgive us when we question your authority or do not work fast enough,
+for we are but wretched servants, and please oh pretty please do not
+cast us onto the street where there is much weeping and knashing of
+teeth.
+
+Drive us to serve you ever more diligently until our decrepit bodies and
+minds break down, then patch us up in your hospitals and with your
+anti-depressants as much as necessary to return to your service. And
+when you have used us up completely, secure us in your nursing homes so
+that we do not annoy you or your still-faithful devotees further.
+
+O corporate one big happy family Fathers, some of us are so worthless
+that our skills do not match your product plans, and our resultant
+poverty has led us astray to where we have broken the righteous
+commandments that protect your bountiful property from us.  Other
+backsliders have foolishly attempted to escape the indoctrination of
+your dollars through the use of mind altering substances. We accept that
+the only rightful place for these shameful sinners among us is in a cold
+cell of thick concrete deep within your prisons, where you will still
+mercifully grace these human by-products with a few quarters per hour to
+manufacture your office furniture.
+
+For those few hours when we are not in your service, thank you for
+blessing us all with the security of predictable name brand products,
+and for their copious packaging that assures that no heathens have laid
+their unclean hands on the wondrous gifts within. Continue to spew your
+intelligent poisons into our farmland and food to protect us from the
+sinister insects and microorganisms. Prepare our food and even serve it
+to us, that we may have more time to serve you. We will gladly consume
+whatever you hand down to us, for you are all-knowing.
+
+Please pacify us with a plethora of prefabricated entertainment, as we
+have forgotten how to entertain each other. Reveal to us through your
+inspired media what we are to believe, for surely we cannot trust our
+own feeble judgement. Similarly commodify any remaining life activities,
+so that our angst-ridden existence is no more challenging than a series
+of multiple-choice questions.
+
+Most important, guide your wise politicians financially as they strive
+to make this region of the planet more cost-effective for you by
+abolishing the evil worker rights laws, corporate taxation, and
+environmental protections that offend you deeply and drive you away from
+us. Help them enlighten the more backward cultures by dropping your holy
+bombs on the people of those demonic nation-states that still refuse to
+bow down before you.
+
+And thank you for undercutting the pitifully small local businesses that
+would dare defy your divine dominance and threaten the sacred homogenous
+culture in which you have safely wrapped us. Truly all resources belong
+to you, and we are but humble stewards of them. Continue to devour the
+land and excrete into the rivers --- the Earth is your banquet and your
+toilet. For thine is the empire, the power, and the planet, until you
+destroy it.
+
+Amen.
+
+Copyright 1996 BiggerTheyCome (TM) Enterprises, a wholly-owned
+subsidiary of GlobalGobble Corporation. Just try and steal this
+intellectual property, you peasant, and see what happens!
+
+
+	 ATI - All The News That Print, We Fit.
+
+
+
+From: JBuck22874@aol.com
+for <ati@etext.org>; Fri, 5 Jun 1998 17:30:07 -0400 (EDT)
+Subject: Submissions/J.Buck
+Message-ID: <6312b682.35786361@aol.com>
+X-Status: Read
+X-Mailer: AOL 3.0 for Windows 95 sub 62
+
+Dear Editors:
+
+Please consider the poems posted below for publication in an up-coming 
+issue of _ATI_.  If you would like a short bio, just let me know.  
+Thank you for your time and effort in reviewing my submissions.
+
+ Janet Buck (e-mail:  jbuck22874@aol.com)
+
+		The Totaled Farm
+
+Motion’s blessing disappeared.
+The trees were gone like ghosts
+that someone tapped too hard.
+Wrathful grapes in puddles
+where a pasture slept.
+Dry, dry twigs like dregs
+of Lipton’s Onion Soup
+in envelopes of nature torn.
+
+All was couched in noise of progress 
+promised like a dozen roses.
+Steeples of a haystack once,
+the metal bombed and then removed.  
+The "Displaced Person" wasn’t people; 
+it was seeds of cheerful flowers.  
+All the "trumpeters of Spring" 
+were fallen soldiers in a bunker.
+
+The totaled farm was painted over
+by a tar and gravel road.
+Blue Jays crying acid tears.
+All the bounty clouds had kissed
+had turned to boards upon a truck.
+These were blessings once removed.
+Clipped by urban scissors rusted.
+Justice only showed its face
+when they were cleaning up the mess.
+Sticky treads of caterpillars
+almost drowning in the mud.
+
+
+	 The Absent Part
+
+The galaxy of city life.
+Mice that bolt and scamper quickly
+running from the wind in faces.
+Four-lane rushing to a job.
+Obligation’s curlers set in
+tresses of emotion’s head
+that might have felt the silken wave
+of brushing out a moment’s hair
+like kittens in a child’s lap.
+
+On the Evening News at night,
+I heard the list of rapes and murders.
+Stocks were slipping on the market.
+Neighbors never borrowed sugar.
+Tractors sat without a farm.
+Motion with its plastic covers
+weather-proofs the heart from aching.
+Clouds above the earth are lost
+and no one waits for anyone.
+
+D.C. traffic in a stream.
+Slamming heels with grocery carts.
+The absent part, the people roots.
+I lived there for a year at least.
+No one ever asked my name.
+We were all like peanut shells
+beneath the feet of destiny.
+The elephant was urban strife.
+The ivory tusks piano keys
+that sit and suffer in the quiet.
+Listen for the human touch.
+It quivered but it never came.
+
+
+			 The Crosswalk
+
+Syllables were evidence
+of gravel in the microphone.
+Cold, hot sweat in rampant urges
+water-colored all the curtains.
+Steam was special, awful private.
+He would have a sacred way
+of lifting up admission’s veil.
+Inward going at a pace
+that spelled his faith in
+tenements becoming gardens.
+Summer shorts and negligees.
+Very granted, easy horses
+only normal women ride.
+
+She would put them on alone,
+barking as a puppy does
+when someone goes where
+they cannot and opens doors
+that should be locked.
+Hers were guarded gates
+respected by the rose
+in glasses waiting.
+Scars were thorns and
+fate was guilty of a tunnel
+carved in assonance of eyes.
+
+The crosswalk was a poem of sorts.
+Shifting gears.  A magic clutch.
+Traffic grew for forty years
+and this a summer tied to dawn.
+He would know when it was safe 
+to lay the velvet of his love 
+in drapes around the urns of pity
+no one else could ever touch.
+
+		by Janet I. Buck
+
+
+And here's another one by JOY REID; called 
+ROO SHOOT
+(typed in from a C: by prime anarchist because of difficult
+technicalities. ATI, overcoming odd greatnesses for over 10 years)
+
+Star pricked sky
+like a tin roof leaks light.
+
+Yellow moon howls,
+strobes between the trees
+slow stalking.
+
+Chink, chink
+a metallic whimper
+				  chink, chink.
+Follow
+and if burrows gape
+plant             steps              wide
+					   until
+white javelin
+spotlights the pasture,
+eels through clumped thistle
+			  finding
+conch shell feeding
+gum leaf guarding
+shapes transposed.
+
+A boom.
+The moon recoils,
+cordite swirls, a conjuror's trick.
+
+Yanked,
+a roo leaps back
+the rest slip moorings,
+scatter like pullets.
+The scene blinks out
+we
+chink, chink             chink, chink
+			      forward
+towards dark threshing
+where torch and three of three will combine.
+
+
+
+Envio
+   a poem by Alfonso Quijada Urias
+
+No pretendo sino que algun dia
+el dueno de la pobre pulperia
+haga de mis escritos
+los cucuruchos de papel
+para envolver su azucar y su cafe
+a las gentes del futuro
+que ahora por razones obvias
+no saborean su azucar ni su cafe.
+
+(ed note: accents wouldn't go in full-text.)
+
+	 ***    
+  YOU ARE WATCHING; ATI
+	 ***
+
+NOTAS MUSICAS section is short today. No parodies, and no
+originals to publish. Get them sooner or later here.
+
+For now we have this:
+Has anyone heard the song "Counterfeit," by Limp Bizkit?
+Me either.
+Good.
+"Somewhere, Alan Freed is laughing," says Southern Connecticut
+copyright lawyer Mark T. Gould in a recent Soundwaves magazine.
+Thank you for reading this column. That will be 50 cents.
+
+
+NOTES FROM INSIDE AN ELECTRON by Yak Atom.
+   I don't care about the Y2K bug. Bring it on. I'm refusing to
+stress one bit about it. If tech plods on past 2000 I shall keep
+writing HTML, basic, Unix, VB, etc. If not, I go back to pad and
+pencil. Why, I've been using technology AND notepads since Janet Reno
+was knee high to a congressman.
+   No fear man. To risk misquoting Hunter Templeton Stockson,
+"It just can't possibly get weird enough for me."
+   Yak
+
+And while we're doling out quotes, here's a WS Merwin that I 
+particularly like. (as if there's anything Merwinish I don't...)
+"You die without knowing
+whether anything you
+wrote was any good.
+If you have to be
+sure, don't write."
+
+
+As is the tradition, I'll end with a Prime Anarchist Original
+Poem. This PAOP brought to you by the Vatican Council on 
+hemp shower soap. (pope's dope on a rope soap)
+
+. Send all contributions, contrasting contradictions, 
+. corrections and cohesive camraderie to:
+. ati@etext.org
+. primeanarchist@thepentagon.com
+. or:
+. marco99@juno.com
+.
+. letters to the editor go to:
+. editor@intst.com
+.
+. music notes go to:
+. lutenist@geocities.com
+.
+. poetics go to all of the above!
+
+
+This is entitled Rice Pudding.
+(c) tomorrow. by marco
+
+I'm peeling potatoes for Sonia
+While I await my rice pudding's finish
+(she's cooking for 35 people)
+It'll be done about "fivish."
+Sonia's is timed for just before six.
+Jalapeno pizza and some kind of potato stix.
+I'm cooking for one
+But I'll share with any
+Of the 35ish when it is done.
+
+
+
+///Thank you for abusing AT&T///
+
+
+
+
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+Nine Minutes to Midnite,                         AAA
+It's ATI.                                        T T
+Actively Trying to Initiate.                      I
+Issue 132. June 15, 1998                       ATI ATI
+
+Hi there. Prime Anarchist here with a contest.
+CONTEST:
+   Guess how many people are playing solitaire right this moment
+on a win95, 98, NT or Macintosh. 3.1 machines don't count.
+Send guesses to Lutenist@geocities.com
+ATI employees are not eligible. Chances of winning are just
+1011101000101 in 35.
+
+And here's a poem:
+Beantown T Blues
+Roland Tumble
+$8 4 a tape.
+Boston
+Subway.
+$5 I toss 4 his performance
+On slide guitar.
+Singing blues;
+Talking blues.
+His Gibson's older'n mine.
+And way more
+Duct taped.
+
+DEBATE OF THE DECADE: would be Drudge Report's Matt Drudge and
+Vanity Fair's Christopher Hitchens. (In fact, Celebrity DeathMatch.
+Go, go.)
+
+One thing I hope NEVER to see:
+   "Hi, I'm Denis Rodman for the Money Store..."
+
+Here's a CLOTHING STORE REVIEW and then I hope you enjoy this 
+issue of ATI. I was Prime Anarchist; good day...
+   Gadzooks.
+   When I was 15, I used to tear up old clothing and then sew
+them back together different ways, "anyhow I felt like." I didn't
+think much of it when people began copying me.
+   Now you can spend $59 + tax for some of my old ideas!
+   Who knew?
+
+132    E  T      C      N     E T        mid-june-98
+      C    H    A E    I C   C   H
+     A      E  E          R A     E
+    E         P            E        P
+   R                                 E
+  C                                   A
+ N                                     C
+I                                       E
+
+    I N C R E A C E   T H E  P E A C E
+
+
+Together we can learn to resolve conflicts peacefully.
+* Find out more about the nationwide effort to learn creative,
+nonviolent responses to conflict. Check us out on the Internet
+to see what the Resolving Conflict Creatively Program National
+Center, an initiative of Educators for Social Responsibility, 
+has to say.
+                   Contact us at
+             http://www.benjerry.com
+ 
+
+
+       ()()()()()()
+        we are ATI
+       ()()()()()()
+
+
+
+     AMERICA'S SECRET POLICE: FBI COINTELPRO IN THE 1990s
+_________________________________________________________________
+By Noelle Hanrahan   (212) Part 3 of 3. (other two were seen in 
+                           ATI129 and ATI130)
+            
+     This report was written in association with the Redwood
+     Summer Justice Project, which pursues Judi Bari's and Darryl
+     Cherney's civil rights case against the FBI and Oakland
+     Police.
+ 
+                              * * *
+
+
+FBI LIES EXPOSED
+ 
+     It was in the context of such a massive undercover operation
+against Earth First! that the FBI terrorist squad responded en
+masse to the bombing of Bari and Cherney in May of 1990. Special
+Agent John Conway, who was one of the main case agents assigned
+to the bombing, had also handled the San Francisco FBI office's
+substantial field work on the Arizona "THERMCON" sting.
+            
+     It is striking that after failing in a major COINTELPRO
+operation to tie Earth First! with explosives in Arizona, the FBI
+again tried to smear and defame nonviolent environmental
+activists as terrorists by falsely charging Bari and Cherney with
+transporting the bomb that was meant to kill them.
+            
+     In his deposition in the Bari/Cherney lawsuit, Held insists
+that he was completely out of the loop and unaware of the case,
+even though other FBI agents contradict his testimony and have
+said that they briefed him on a regular basis.
+            
+KEY QUESTIONS REMAIN
+ 
+     Were Judi Bari, Darryl Cherney or Earth First! subjects of
+an ongoing investigation in "the terrorist field" as agents
+claimed in FBI reports? If so, where are the files? Was this
+investigation authorized? Were they under FBI surveillance when
+they were bombed? What does the FBI know about who bombed Judi
+Bari and Darryl Cherney? And finally, why have they never made
+any attempt to catch the real bomber?
+            
+     In search of answers to these questions, the Redwood Summer
+Justice Project will continue to expose secret FBI operations
+against Earth First! as we pursue the civil rights lawsuit
+against the FBI and the Oakland Police.
+ 
+                              * * *
+_________________________________________________________________
+ 
+       COINTELPRO: THE FBI'S SECRET WAR AGAINST DEMOCRACY
+_________________________________________________________________
+
+     This article refers to the actions of FBI Special Agent
+     Richard Wallace Held. For clarification, his father Richard
+     G. Held was Associate Director of the FBI.
+ 
+                                *
+ 
+   * Between 1987 and 1990, in a conspiracy to entrap and "pop
+     Dave Foreman [founder of Earth First!] to send a message,"
+     the FBI spent $3 million, used 50 agents and conducted more
+     than 1000 hours of wiretaps. A key informant was paid a
+     total of $54,000.
+ 
+   * 1981-1990, activists opposed to the U.S. foreign policy in
+     Central America (as well as a dozen U.S. Senators and
+     Congressmen) were subject to FBI harassment. The FBI's
+     "investigation" of CISPES (Committee in Solidarity with the
+     People of El Salvador) involved 59 field offices and 200
+     incidents of death threats, intimidation, and break-ins.
+ 
+   * In August 1985, Richard W. Held led 300 FBI agents and U.S.
+     marshals in raids throughout Puerto Rico, trashing offices
+     and homes and arresting scores of activists. The FBI's
+     overall operations resulted in the creation of files on
+     74,000 individuals.
+ 
+   * In 1975, Richard W. Held was involved in the FBI's cover-up
+     of the 70 deaths of American Indian Movement supporters at
+     Pine Ridge in South Dakota. On the scene after an FBI
+     operation which resulted in the deaths of two FBI agents and
+     one Indian man, Held helped lay the groundwork for the
+     framing of AIM leader Leonard Peltier for murder. Peltier
+     remains wrongfully imprisoned to this day.
+ 
+   * On April 27, 1970, Richard W. Held requested and received
+     permission from J. Edgar Hoover to "neutralize" actress Jean
+     Seberg. Held placed an anonymous letter with a Hollywood
+     gossip columnist regarding the parentage of Seberg's unborn
+     child. On August 7, 1970, Seberg, nearly 7 months pregnant,
+     attempted suicide. On August 23rd, she gave birth
+     prematurely to a baby girl. Weighing less than 4 pounds, the
+     baby died. Seberg's transgression? Her support of the Black
+     Panther Party.
+ 
+   * Beginning in 1970, FBI agent Richard W. Held, an architect
+     of COINTELPRO vs. the Black Panthers in L.A., helped
+     orchestrate the 25-year false imprisonment of Geronimo ji
+     jaga (Pratt). Held and others engineered the frame-up of
+     Geronimo by withholding critical information that the
+     prosecution's key witness, Julius Butler, was an FBI
+     operative.
+ 
+   * On Dec. 4, 1969, Chicago police and the FBI assassinated
+     Black Panthers Fred Hampton and Mark Clark. Hampton, who was
+     alive but wounded after the initial assault, was then
+     executed at close range. William O'Neal, an FBI informant,
+     provided a detailed floor plan of Hampton's apartment; he
+     was paid $30,000.
+ 
+   * In 1963, the FBI turned their attention to Martin Luther
+     King, Jr., and sought to destroy him through a campaign of
+     wiretaps and harassment. In one incident, the FBI confronted
+     King with a compilation of secretly recorded tapes,
+     threatening to release them to the press if King did not
+     commit suicide before accepting the Nobel Peace Prize.
+ 
+   * From 1943-63, the federal civil rights case Socialist
+     Workers Party v. Attorney General documents decades of
+     illegal FBI break-ins and 10 million pages of surveillance
+     records. The FBI paid an estimated 1,600 informants
+     $1,680,592 and used 20,000 days of wiretaps to undermine
+     legitimate political organizing.
+ 
+                              * * *
+ 
+     Sources available on request. To order more copies of
+     "AMERICA'S SECRET POLICE," to be placed on the mailing list
+     to receive updates on Judi Bari's lawsuit against the FBI,
+     or to make a tax deductible contribution to help fund the
+     lawsuit, please contact: contact Redwood Summer Justice
+     Project.
+
+
+       ()()()()()()
+        we are ATI
+       ()()()()()()
+
+#'s run. Brought to you by pap, Prime Anarchist Productions.
+http://www.aloha.net/~bsm
+http://www.theofficenet.com/~redorman
+http://www.azstarnet.com
+http://www.beograd.com/truth
+http://www.timesoft.com/hopi/message.htm
+http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum/2002/time.html
+http://www.drudgereport.com
+http://www.poetsinternational.com/bbs/poems2/44.html
+http://www.epicurious.com
+http://www.uhuh.com/clinton
+
+
+	   /street muscians  are/
+	  /a treasure. Stop for/
+	 /a moment and listen;/
+	/ then  leave  a     /
+       / small  donation.   /
+      / May  5,  Tuesday   /
+     / from Life's little /
+    /Instruction Calandar/
+
+Life at 1579 Broadway On The Stage
+      a "cyberpoem" transmitted via port 25 spoofmail.
+Geocities.
+www.visitme.com
+How are you?
+Hope you like my links.
+A whole page o links.
+No more guestbooks, they all rot:
+Literally.
+Til I write my own,
+nothing new.
+And html?
+Nothing complicated.
+Just really cool poems.
+1579 Broadway, NY NY.
+Sort of.
+
+
+(PAWN)
+Indian Protesters Fault Coke, Pepsi 
+By Hemo Glukla
+Special to Prime Anarchist World News 
+Thursday, June 43, 1998; 1:31 p.m. EDT
+NEW DELI, India -- Angry at Washington's attempts to check
+India's nuclear ambitions, young protesters here are targeting 
+two symbols of America -- Cocaine and Pepto Bismol. 
+
+At Deli University, the student association has demanded that campus
+cafeterias not stock Cocaine or Pepto Bismol, and given them until 
+Monday to sell existing stock. 
+
+"We want to tell (the United States) we conducted nuclear tests 
+because we feel threatened as a nation. But you don't treat us 
+as a nation, only as a market. If you impose sanctions on us, 
+we will boycott your products,''
+said Amal Jihad, president of Deli University Students Union.
+
+In the wake of U.S. sanctions for India's five nuclear tests 
+last month, young people attacked and damaged a Cocaine dealer
+and a Sysco foods van delivering Pepto Bismol in the western city 
+of Surfrat, local papers reported. 
+
+And near India's financial hub of Bomb-A, a commercial association 
+has asked restaurants to stop selling Cocaine and Pepto Bismol. 
+
+Student activists said they would not use force to stop people from
+doing "coke or Pepto," but would try to explain the political 
+relevance of consumption choices. 
+
+American drug dealers have had their troubles in India; the 
+government once forced cocaine out of the country for a time after 
+the U.S. refused to divulge its secret formula. 
+
+       ()()()()()()
+        we are ATI
+       ()()()()()()
+
+
+OPEN LETTER TO ASSOCIATED PRESS:
+RE: your recent coverage of the Native American Music awards 
+ceremonies.
+   Is that the best you could do???
+   You shouldn't have even shown up.
+   I see right through your attempts to make it into a non-story.
+It was a big, most "happening" event and if that's the best you
+can do, then stay home. In fact, I think I'll penalize you and make
+you sit out the next three United States war-interventions. You'll 
+just have to wander around hospitals and try to eavesdrop on Nuclear,
+Biological, and Chemical warfare patients. 
+   Hope you get a story.
+   AP sucks, Long Live AP.
+   Long Live AP.
+
+Prime Anarchist
+Your humble thorn.
+Rocky millstone around your neck.
+Glad to be of service...
+
+
+
+"Given the magic which took place on the stage of the Fox
+Theatre it is simply not possible for Native music to be 
+kept isolated in a backwater ethnic ghetto; the people want
+to hear more."
+   --Doug George-Kanentilo
+Special to News From Indian Country, reprinted in Kalihwisaks,
+june 4, '98; now reprinted in ATI.
+(please forward:)
+
+
+OPEN LETTER TO KALIHWISAKS:
+   Your June 4 story about the NAMMIES was the best I've seen
+anywhere so far. New London Day and Norwich Bulletin were especially
+bad. 
+   You did make one mistake that bothered me enough to pen this,
+however. You spelled Ellen Bello's family name "Beilos." She was
+the one who created this annual ceremony out of early ideas.
+   After Joanne Shenandoah introduced me to her husband and also
+to her friend Ellen, I left the music awards wondering just who
+looked the most stunning in an evening dress that nite. Joanne or
+Ellen. A tossup as long as you discount April, this year's Miss 
+Indian World. She'll be doing that for a living, so that didn't 
+count. 
+   I still wonder as I write this from the Brown County public 
+library, my second home. My first is the Thames River estuary in
+Groton, CT where the Mashantucket Pequots hitch their beautiful
+high speed ferries and mis-spell Sasakus' name every single day,
+for all the world to see.
+   I take great pains to spell Joanne Shenandoah's AND Ellen
+Bello's name as they would prefer.
+   Won't you please join me?
+Prime Anarchist (with two 'r's)
+
+
+       ()()()()()()
+        we are ATI
+       ()()()()()()
+
+BAREFOOT ON BIG CITY SIDEWALK
+a POME by prime anarchist
+
+carry your sandals in your
+right hand
+the ancient ones
+finally say hello
+walking by.
+
+
+ME AND RC a prime song broadside.
+I drink Royal Crown
+Good ole Royal Crown
+You may think me colonial
+But I'm a loyal clown.
+
+I drink Royal Crown
+Good ole Royal Crown
+Be glad it ain't Pepsi.
+I'm a loyal clown.
+
+(alternate 3rd lines. 1,2 and 4 remain same throughout)
+Any chance to bust on coke.
+Royal Crown is less commercial.
+Look for less imperialism.
+
+Lettuce From our Read Us:
+Mad Bill Gates Is No Momma T       
+   Once again a follower of Ayn Rand has trotted out the 
+tired argument of the self-centered.
+   The writer, Joseph Kellard argues that humanitarians
+merely "dispense gifts" while "Atlases" such as Bill Gates
+and Henry Ford "made those gifts possible."
+   In defense of humanitarians such as Mother Theresa who
+spend tireless hours attending to the suffering and dying
+while Bill Gates decides where in his mansion to install a
+Jacuzzi, humanitarians do not simply dispense gifts.
+   They give a more precious resource -- their time. And they
+endure incredible hardship to make others' lives less painful.
+   The error of Rand's devout followers is that they measure
+the quality of our lives by counting material goods and 
+technological advances. Love and kindness are of the greatest
+benefit to our society, not smoother running automobiles.
+   To improve the lot of human existence, give me a Mother 
+Theresa over a Bill Gates any day.
+		Bill McIntosh (414)
+
+To Prime:
+A poem called Scooter Skater
+
+To or from the laundromat; probably doesn't matter.
+Uses the hamper for handlebars; wanted to call him goofyfoot.
+Phrase from MY skaterdayz. Prob'ly a word, dead as OJ wheels
+Or Monster trucks. He's right-footed.
+Pushing off. Down the street.
+Scooting along. In stride.
+Full of laundry; hauling full hamper.
+Laundromat.
+To or from??
+
+Laslo, (920)
+
+                 [][][][][][][][][][]
+
+ 
+POETRY A-Z
+"The Wrecking Crew"
+by Martin Musick. St. Louis, MO.
+
+"There it is."
+"Boy!"
+"We got
+Papers."
+"Wait a minute..."
+"Yeah?"
+"Think about it.
+This has been here
+More than a hundred
+Years..."
+"Come on, bud;
+I wanna catch the game
+On TV."
+
+Reprinted from:
+http://www.timeoutforkids.com
+Poetry free of copyright.
+
+That's about all for ATI.
+Thank you for reading.
+Send all corresponding notes to:
+ati@etext.org
+
+for subscribing, write to:
+ati@intst.com
+
+
+
+
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+Dear HumanLifeForm CarbonBased,
+   This is a hand-generated computer-sent email-message to let 
+you know that the URL you requested
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+   -Mitch from Streetcar Named Desire.
+
+Hey look, man!  It's.... Tickle-me Barbie...
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+
+Nine Minutes to Midnite. 
+
+And Now a Word From our Editor:
+I'm in a bad mood. The mayor of LA just announced the Grammys
+are moving back to California. I LIKED IT IN NY!!! Eat Sheep
+Mutton, Lionel Ritchie. I NEVER saw it as an LA thing. You're 
+delirious.
+   Oh well, leaves more room for other awards ceremonies, eh?
+Don't fret, I guess. Soon, the recording industry's about to
+be turned on its ear anyhow.
+   Well here's ATI 133. Short and Sweet. Enjoy, like a succulent
+peach. Oops, get a towel. 
+
+
+a very short #'s run this week:
+brought to you by Andy's canned coconut milk.
+Sunday. June 21, 1998. 4am.
+http://www.unhchr.ch/news/dpipress.htm
+http://www.tipworld.com
+http://home.swbell.net/jack_t/roadkill.htm
+http://www.siicom.com/odrazb
+http://b92eng.opennet.org
+
+
+
+
+Based on Census data for 1995, the most recent data available, 
+a study reported that three of every five poor renters paid more 
+than half of their incomes for rent and utilities. The typical 
+poor renter family paid 60 percent of income for these costs.
+   Is every single thing we used to tease the Soviet Union for
+going to come true here? 
+
+
+So, where are the Cap'n Crunch whistles? 
+You said I could order them here, so where are they? 
+I have been looking for one.
+Thanx.
+Cooly,
+SSR 
+   Woops, we pulled a Radio Shack. Fresh out. Remind me to
+update our webpages.
+
+
+YOU wrote that song?!?!?!?!  It is so awesome.  
+I got it (dunno how) with Windows or some other software package.  
+Funny, actually, I found it one day when I was doing a search 
+on my harddrive, and I was doing a report that day on a book that 
+took place in Mexico on the beach.  I had to record a synopsis of 
+the book, and I included your song and Beetoven's 5th (which I
+promptly downloaded and now I have on my sounds page), and it's been 
+on my mammals page ever since I knew how to embed MIDIs in.  
+In fact, I have that project right here (just found it the other day).  
+Hard to believe it was just 2 years ago....  You want the tape?  
+It's really good, IMHO.
+
+"Reggae.mid" is what got me into MIDIs.  It so awesome.  
+Thank you so much! I'll be sure to visit your site and give you a 
+link on my sounds page!  I really do need to do a massive upgrade 
+on my webpages, but the problem is that I have no time!  
+Arg, I hate high school!
+
+Send me the lyrics, though, so I have them in my E-Mail box.....
+Meerkat M.
+
+
+   Scuba Diving with Alan & Jeanne Muse
+   http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/jwmuse/scuba.htm
+                  NOW PLAYING: "Hey Mon" by Marco Capelli
+                                  [EMBED]
+                         Right click for properties 
+                        
+
+
+V (emca@mundivia.es / http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Forum )
+     wrote:
+Hiya there..... i am at this moment listening to Frybread *smile* 
+i like it!!!         
+(Thank you for the feedback. Makes people shiny and happy)
+
+
+
+Dear friends...i am sending u this in an appeal to help
+get me to the world's greatest healing gathering-the rainbow 
+gathering, which is being held in arizona...
+i am asking for hat contributions of $10-$30 so i can get a 
+plane ticket leaving nyc on 6/28(not before)...returning 
+around the 7th....if the spirit moves your heart to 
+contribute....you can snail mail it to:
+aron kay
+41 brighton 1 path
+brooklyn, ny 11235....
+please make your money orders(postal prefered) to me (aron Kay)
+I LOVE U ALL..
+go to my rainbow page at http://www.pieman.org/rainbow98.htm
+-- 
+Aron Pieman Kay
+http://mojo.calyx.net/~pieman or http://www.pieman.org
+
+
+                        /\
+                       /  \
+                      /    \
+                     / wlcm \
+                    /        \
+                    /        \ 
+                   /     2    \
+                  /  a         \
+                  \    t       /
+                   \      i   /
+                    \         \
+                     \ actvst  \
+                      \ tms nc. \
+                       \----------
+
+
+
+()))))( (laurkhi@hotmail.com / http://www.angelfire.com/sc/laurkhi
+     ) wrote:
+     he lived in a cactus
+     silver patient
+     or a stick figure
+     racing with the horizon
+     which one won?
+     pocket watch between teeth
+     for they had jaundice
+     each time
+     rapids shooter's heart        
+     stopped
+
+
+Greetings--The Flagstaff Activist Network has been
+     organized to protect the sacred San Francisco Peaks
+     from development which is currently being planned by
+     the USFS and the Snowbowl. Contact (520) 774-2884
+     for more information.     
+-mf (520)
+
+
+***** Perdon por quitarle su tiempo, si este mensaje no 
+es de su interes, rogamos acepte nuestras disculpas *****
+DESEA VIAJAR GRATIS A TIERRA SANTA CON ESCALAS OPTATIVAS 
+EN EUROPA O EN LOS EU ?
+UN PASAJE AEREO TOTALMENTE GRATIS ESTA A SU DISPOSICION,
+SIN SORTEOS NI CONCURSOS.-
+Informes: http://www.mazal-israel.com/pasajes.htm
+Muchas gracias por su comprension y su tiempo.
+
+(One thing I'm quite grateful to receive is Spanish spam.
+Really helps me brush up on my linguistics. And especially
+helps me watch shows like "Sin Ti," "Esmeralda," and World
+Cup soccer with more ease. Muchas gracias por sus cartas y 
+"e-mails.") 
+
+
+And now for a plug.
+
+.                                         .
+.   Prime Anarchist Family Consulting.    .
+.    For all your each and every needs.   .
+.     860-887-2600. ext. 5293             .
+.  Get your NEEDS met at the FamilyFone.  .
+.                                         .
+
+
+
+     .                                        .
+     .  And if you think you're having a      .
+     .         webaholism problem             .
+     .   call 1-800-webaholics or logon       .
+     .  http://www.au.com/webaholics          .
+     .                                        .
+
+
+
+"People eat prime rib and I sing."
+          -the wedding singer.
+
+http://www.jsonline.com
+Suddenly everyone and his sister is jumping on the internet
+bandwagon. I remember watching ostriches along route 66 out
+west somewhere. Doesn't matter where. Just the event. One
+birdbrain would run up and check me out, the others would 
+timidly approach until the first one got scared, then they
+would all run back in. Then the same first one would come
+out, and repeat the sequence.
+   I laugh watching all these newcomers (especially the 
+newsmedia) embracing it their own way at their own pace. 
+I guess I was online before it existed. (t/i.c.)
+
+
+Well that's about it for ATI133.
+I don't even have a poem to end with.
+How about transcript of an old answering machine message.
+(ATTN: FBI. if you could tell me the date and time that 
+would be quite helpful.)
+
+
+Marco, this is Abbie, um... you can reach the 
+people you want at their initials. The name of
+their organization is in Washington DC. Umm...
+Sara Becker is the executive director and a friend
+of mine. Also in Texas in the hometown where Stockwell
+lives. Now, they're gonna be a little freaky tomorrow...
+<dialtone...>
+
+
+
+
+ati@etext.org                                
+http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+
+
+
+
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+Crossing our I's and dotting our T's it's A.T.I.
+
+"Hi, I'm Jim Palmer, a multi-millionaire sports
+has-been. Yet I'm feeling incredibly needy these
+days. So I'm commissioned by The Money Store for
+yet another year. Don't I make a lovely metaphor
+for the USA here in 1998???
+
+
+     AAAAAACTIVISTAAAAA    issue    June   
+     TTTTTTTIMESTTTTTTT      #       27
+     IIIINDUSTRIESIIIII     134     1998
+
+
+Well, this issue was an easy one to put out. Lots
+of participation. We like that.
+Numbers run should be fun, as well should the poems.
+Enjoy. Have an ice week.
+        XPrimeAnarchisTX 
+
+Prime Expounds Further, (Lilith and Glastonbury):
+I'm in one of those "wow," moods.
+I have to put a book down every line or two.
+I have to stop to say "wow."
+Each word effects me twice as muchly.
+Prob 'cause I've been watchin' 2 much TV.
+Not enough books.
+I need to watch more books lately.
+
+It works the other way around too, you know.
+Go a whole month on no television; you'll see...
+
+When they say you need a car, you REALLY NEED a car.
+It's like with too much hallucinogen. 
+Something orange is more orange than it ever was before.
+The purples are "purpler" than purple itself.
+
+Wow.
+
+I think I'll go weed the garden for a few hours.
+
+
+
+I like Janet Buck's poems and want to see more. 
+Tell her, please.
+MICHAEL GELFAND  
+Y2K Compliant Since MCMLV
+
+    (ed. note: read on, we listened 2 U 4 sure.)
+
+
+
+             /____________ Prime Anarchist 
+             \             Is Not An Actor
+
+
+  Dear ATI:
+
+Stop including appeals for money.  It cheapens you and could 
+set you up for pure and innocent duplicity.  Maybe its the 
+cynic in me but I don't trust anyone that asks for cash 
+over the net.  Wasn't it Oral Roberts who said, and I paraphrase, 
+"You must give me 40 gazillion dollars by the end of the month or 
+God will take me."  Knock yourself Oral, and anyone else
+who uses this political forum to gather cashola. I'll pass....
+    -- The Kid from Beantown      
+
+(ed. note: sorry. We should'be been more clear with that letter
+last week. ATI stood to gain no money from it whatsoever. Aron
+K.; the yippie pie in the eye guy; was asking for donations and/or
+loans to get to this year's national Rainbow Family of Living Light
+gathering in Arizona, which is going on as we speak. TAP/YIPL helped
+out Cap 'N Crunch, Abbie Hoffman, Cheshire Catalyst and others when 
+they were in need, we figured "who better'n ATI to carry on the 
+tradition?" Thanks, Kid from Beantown, for calling us on that.)
+
+
+
+Editor in Chief, eh?  That scared me at first, I wasn't sure who that
+was!  Anyway, glad to see you liked some of my humor...!  Have a good
+Thursday!
+Cheryl
+        
+
+       ()()()()()()
+        we are ATI
+       ()()()()()()
+
+   
+
+         Courage Earwigs
+              by Janet Buck 
+              (It was requested she "perform" an encore.)
+
+Courage is a nasty earwig.
+I have yet to train its pinchers.
+Sweating crippled is a glass
+like water dripping off a dolphin.
+The big, bad bulge of fortitude
+and passion steered toward fitting in.
+Underneath is black and blue
+and blistered by the wisdom cords.
+The art fart is a panacea.
+Syllables are iodine.
+Clean the wounds; prevent infection.
+Yet, they wouldn't much exist
+if you had folded listen blankets,
+coldly stuffed them in the closet,
+made me walk alone in pain.
+
+Puppies on a leash refraining    
+from immersing in the waves.
+Shadows of "disabled" stink.
+They're rotted fish on beaten shores.
+Just like milk and veins in shrimp.
+Their stench, an omnipresent threat.
+Wheelchairs are albatrosses.
+I am rolling on my own.
+Squirting stoic on my leg
+like foamy creme of blessing clouds.
+Motion is the Id demanded.
+Shaving slowly what remains.
+
+        
+
+          My Favorite Demons
+               by Janet I. Buck
+Crippled is a bed of hay.
+You make a choice.
+Rot away in monsters trained
+by hives of very normal eyes.
+Wear the glove of agony
+like polish on your fingernails.
+Or build yourself a courage nest
+of swimming hard against its current.
+Some of us will live disabled.
+Others dance around the curse.
+
+There was never breathing space
+in hopping up a flight of stairs.
+My favorite demons, well,
+were these:  my brothers' bikes,
+my sister's teddies sprouting thighs.
+Barbie Dolls and roller skates.
+Phones that didn't ring enough when 
+evenings for a dance approached.
+Pairs of skis all bundled up
+and put in place like
+candy canes on Christmas trees.
+These were gourmet jelly beans.
+I couldn't stop to lick and look.
+
+Art is acorns growing something.
+Damn, I wish it had a name.
+Inspiration's cookie jar has
+been my bones they flat removed
+like crusts of bread for dinner guests.
+If you wonder why I write,
+you are deaf to reason trains.
+And syllables you see above
+are useless vitriolic splatter
+from a wasted inner-quest.        
+
+        
+
+         Dirty Shirts
+             by Janet I. Buck
+
+We had planned this trip for months.
+A getaway that dripped romance.
+The fairy tale of traveling had
+prickled thorns of miles to walk,
+but there would be such juice within     
+like watermelons wishful tapped.
+Pop the top on credit cards.
+Stroll the paths of shopping malls.
+Museums with their marble stairways.
+Freezer packs.  Adventure calling.
+Seemed to be a promise chill
+in coolers of our innocence.
+
+The city was a maze of tubes.
+Catheters to nowhere really.
+Expectation's chocolate chips
+were melting in the gray regret.
+The lobby of the city's bowels
+drew us both like passing flies.
+There was nothing there for us.
+Buildings just cemented down
+as posts attached to rotted teeth.    
+Summer had its weeds at home.
+Trees that sagged, their curls brushed.
+Mowing lawns and other chores
+would taste a little sweeter now.
+Motion here had Arctic breezes.
+I would pine for mounds of dirt.
+Christmas stockings of the country.
+Matted hair in place of bald.
+Naiveté gives nasty bites
+and I would beg the plane to leave.
+Home was peppermint awaiting.
+Urban stinks like dirty shirts.
+
+       
+       ()()()()()()
+        we are ATI
+       ()()()()()()
+        
+
+
+        Just Another Albatross
+                 by Janet I. Buck
+
+Around the neck of summer days,
+baby strollers rolling by.
+Very jealous hoolahoops
+were sliding down my bitter hips.
+A poster nailed to the pole
+said:
+
+       "Yard Sale
+       Baby/Children
+       Everything Must Go!
+       1930 Arbor Lane"
+
+I knew it had to be a joke.
+An oversight like modifiers
+in an accidental slot
+of stanza cartons for an egg.  
+No one throws such
+golden blessings to the wolves.
+I turned the corner anyway
+and pushed the pedal to the floor.
+Just in case absurdity would
+be another tank of gas.
+Got to thinking, sadly, judging.
+This is what adoption does.
+
+Those baby booties on the dash
+of windows in department stores.
+They wouldn't sting so badly
+(would they?) had I had ten lively toes
+of wiggle, giggle in my arms.
+If more had known the cave of sterile,
+they'd have held their bundled joy
+in postures cupping gratitude.    
+I would.  I know.  I hope.
+God forgive me if I didn't.
+Romancing stones of hollow wombs
+becomes the art of wisdom cords.         
+       
+
+To: ATI@etext.org
+   "Because e-mail can be altered electronically,
+the integrity of this communication cannot be guaranteed."
+From: hardball <hardball@cnbc.com>
+
+
+###########     P A P
+# numbers #    / / /
+# 10:45pm #          Prime Anarchist Productions numbers run
+###########                  4 issue 134. 4 U. 4 ever.
+
+http://www.frontpagemag.com
+http://www.killyourtv.com
+http://members.aol.com/mrngsunris
+http://members.aol.com/apoetspen
+http://members.tripod.com/~poetgirl
+http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli
+
+Like Billy Bragg, ATI has been doing 
+Woodie Guthrie covers since 1988.
+
+Usage #432
+   by RAW
+Fnord (v) -to navigate a browser through countless conspiracy
+theories while listening to Charles Manson, David Koresh, and
+Louis Farrakhan albums on headphones.
+
+
+       ()()()()()()
+        we are ATI
+       ()()()()()()
+
+
+I'm rooting for Luna. More ways than you can imagine. "Possiblemente"
+more Lunas than you knew existed. This Luna I talk about today plays
+wing and center for Mexico's World Cup soccer team. He doesn't wear
+a Nike Swoosh on his shirt and he doesn't punch umpires. His team is
+down 2-0 right now under Holland's team. 
+   If he can get a couple goals without getting clipped for offsides  
+they'll win an exciting match.
+   Aside from that, Mexico's being dominated pretty heavily.
+   More ways than we can ever know.
+   Alguien dijo "buy nothing?"
+   Alguien dijo "quadruple canopy rainforest??
+
+   Did somebody say where's the beef?
+   Did somebody say e-coli?
+   Did somebody say Ted Nugent has the IQ of crabs?
+
+
+                       /____________ Prime Anarchist 
+                       \             Is Not An Actor
+
+
+(PAWN) - White Phosphorus Springs, W.V. - STICKING AROUND by the edge.
+Ziff-David, along with Prime Anarchist Products, makers of bad cleaning
+agents, yahooism (tm) and sticky surfboards announced a new car product
+this morning. 
+   Bug-Out (tm) Coat your auto with ths product.
+   Main ingred: Fecal Coliform, DDT and Olean. 
+   Insects, sand, hail, hitch-hikers and any other foreign objects will 
+stick to it, vaporize and then disappear into thin air. You will have
+a clean car with no more effort for the next 20 years. 
+   </big> Warning: Do not park over storm drains. May cause cramps, 
+migraines, miscarriage, cholera and grumpiness.
+
+
+(PAWN)-WASHINGTON STATE, WA. MACROSOFT WINS EYEBROWS AWARD
+ Prime Anarchist. Special to Prime Anarchist World News.
+    William "Duke" Neukom, Macrosoft vice precedent for loincloths
+and co-operative affairs, domestic and incestuous, won "bushiest 
+eyebrows" in Redmond AND the semi-annual VBits "just browsing" award
+on the same day in New York City, making him the first US diplocrat
+to breed loathing, discontent AND resentment on both coasts in the same
+evening. 
+   "Mine are bigger," said H Ross Perot Wednesday.
+   "I can lick my own," said Monika Kaszinski.
+   "Sometimes I have to trim 'em or I inhale them," said William
+Jevverson Klingon.
+   Newt "Eye Of" Gingrich said he burned his off in a cigar accident.
+   Macrosoft hailed the award. It "affirms the central principal that 
+every red-blooded American wants to pull 60-80 hours a week to gross
+$50K a year and spend about 80K a year so they can owe all the banks
+that owe me money." 
+   "That way I get half."
+   "Besides, they get free java."
+   Duke Neukom could not be reached for comment, but his secretary did
+mention that he is an avid fan of ATI and reads it with the grunge kids
+and the gen-Xers in the bathrooms all over Seattle. 
+      -23-
+
+
+"Sometimes it's hard to avoid the happines of others."
+         -- Northern Exposure's DJ, Chris in the Morning.
+
+
+      /what do the phollowing products have in common? /
+     /Bull's Eye BBQ sauce, Philadelphia Cream Cheese /
+    /International Coffees, Mueslix, Stove Top Stuff /
+   /Doritos, Athenos Feta, Mac n Cheese, Grape-nuts /
+  /Kool-Aid,  Sanka,  Maxwell House,  Cheez Whiz,  /
+ /Shake n Bake, Cracker Barrell, Tang, MiracleWhip/
+/Toblerone, Jell-O, Minute Rice, and Oscar Mayer!/
+They  are  all  owned  by the  world's largest  /
+tobacco company. (disclaimer,  ATI  is neither /
+"for"  nor  "against" tobacco,  just that  we / 
+felt you ought to know.)                     /
+
+
+
+       ()()()()()()
+        we are ATI
+       ()()()()()()
+
+
+
+D.
+   a poem by prime anarchist
+
+I hear your voice
+And have a feeling
+You haven't yet found it.
+Do you know how good it is?
+Has it "hit" you yet?
+4, feedback is the necessary evil.
+I hear your voice--
+A good feeling.
+
+
+32
+    ibid.
+
+If you floss you shall live longer.
+Not for the flossing -
+But for that you ARE doing it.
+Count to 15.
+Then back down to one.
+
+Some break it down into quadrants.
+Perhaps they're missing two very great
+Moments:
+Going there; coming back.
+
+"The journey IS the destination
+Says my lampshade.
+Not the first light I've listened to.
+Won't be the last.
+If you listen to your light
+You will live more deliberately.
+Listen.
+32.
+Hear it?
+See it?
+
+
+       ()()()()()()
+        we are ATI
+       ()()()()()()
+
+
+Short Rhetorical Poem
+      by Onion Set
+Desire college degree
+For other than securing
+"good" job
+I.
+Only left?
+
+
+
+
+                     JUNE NOON OBSERVATION
+                            a poesy
+                         We may just be
+                    A couple purchases away
+                     From the whole world
+                           Smelling
+                             Like
+                         People shit.
+
+
+
+An Open Letter to Bill Clinton (and whoever you turn over your
+famous gold-leafed briefcase to year after next...)
+
+(yes as per usual, Frucht doesn't give a rat's aggravation whether 
+s/he's a demican or a republicrat.)
+   By January 11, 2000 the entire web is going to suffer between 1/3
+and 2/3 packet loss. 
+   Naturally, as a subset, that means 30-70 percent of military data
+will BOUNCE.
+   (trust me, I'm a hacker. I know these things.)(Nothing I've done
+or anyone I know for that matter -- it'll happen of its own volition.) 
+   Year 2000 is going to be the official discussion of the 2000
+inauguration exit briefing. (unless of course, another Demipublican
+in true Reaganite form gets in and, grabbing the brief case, utters his
+nowfamous "Eat shit, Southern Baptist commie democrat ignoramus." rant,
+walking into the fascist sunset.
+   Trust me I'm a hacker, I know these things. Read Carter's autobio
+and then the 5,000 emails Edwin Meese tried to delete. (yes, 1979-1982)
+(sorry so many parentheses lately.) =)
+   Are you ready for this?
+   (this is the only way I know how to transfer this info without pulling
+a unapooper.)
+   SOLICIT THE VOLUNTEER AID OF HAM RADIO OPERATORS.
+   It's that easy, president.
+   They bailed you out of hurricanes, floods, and earthquakes.
+Why not Y2K? Have them ready to traceroute and relay up to half of
+the potential packet loss as early as middle December 1999.
+Oh, and don't believe a word Senator Lieberman says. He knows about as
+much about technological advances as the guy that patented the wheel and
+fire.
+
+
+
+
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+              -------    (  . .  )    -------
+              -------    (   .   )    -------
+               -------    (     )    -------
+       
+       
+                       
+                       ()()()()()()
+                        we are ATI
+                       ()()()()()()
+
+Send all corresponding notes to:
+ati@etext.org
+
+for subscribing, write to:
+ati@intst.com
+
+
+
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+Unclean Fill Wanted.
+Call (860)887-2600 ext. 5293
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Greetings, and welcome to ATI, Active Televised Ignorance.
+Issue 135. The Honorable Judge Frank Mention presiding.
+It is currently July 5, 1998. 2am. I'm Prime Anarchist
+and this is "the shit."
+   First a Parody; and then my column. Then you get lots and lots of
+K-rad submissions.
+
+So much life to be lived.
+So much to be tried.
+And when you share it you get
+A special feeling inside.
+
+It's a full time thing
+The kind of life that you lead
+A little break from it all
+Is the break that you need.
+
+You deserve a break today.
+So get up and get away.
+>From McDonalds.
+Eat something else instead.
+
+Bb Eb
+Bb Eb
+Bb F Gm
+C7 Cm7            
+
+Bb Eb
+Bb Eb
+Bb F Bm Bbmaj7
+C Cm7 F
+
+Bb D7 Gm Bb7
+Eb G7 Cm7 F7
+Bb Eb Bb               
+
+
+                  >LETTUCE FROM OUR REEDUHS<
+
+
+Dear Marco:
+
+Got my copy in the mail.  
+Thanks so much for making me a part of ATI.
+
+  Janet Buck          
+
+
+
+From: cipher <cipher@mindspring.com>
+To: ati@intst.com
+
+You're just crawling along, looking for home. Or cover.
+And something big and fast and dangerous whips by on it's patrol.
+And you freeze and become the dirt.
+And pray it didn't notice.
+But it did.  You hear as it turns for you.  It don't miss much.
+And the freeze grabs your guts and the crazy seizes your head.
+
+More animal than human now, you scramble.
+And for a few moments you seem to be good at the evasion.
+Deeper in you go.
+Hope springs, good enough to survive?, you wonder.
+And you curse yourself for allowing that indulgence,
+Relentless has your scent again.  And it's minions.
+
+You have no choice now.
+Time to go into the Deep Deep.
+Cold and dark, lifeless Deep Deep.
+You're at the edge of it now, you hear and feel 
+your pursuers closing. But they've lost your trail, 
+they patrol wide and fast. They're beating the bush, 
+waiting for your mad bolt into the flight of death.
+
+But you hold.
+Perhaps they'll sweep too wide.
+New prey may catch their attention.
+You put one foot in, ready to turn and plunge if neccessary.
+
+And after a century, they're gone.
+You've eluded them.  For now.
+And so you extract that portion of yourself from the Deep Deep.
+
+Knowing you'll never be warm again.
+
+Cipher               
+
+
+
+    REVOLUTION IS JUST AN ALBUM AWAY: When You're Waiting
+    For A Home-Made T-Shirt.
+         a letter-to-the-editor by lutenman.
+
+Dear ATI,
+   Billy Bragg is in the studio as we speak working with all of Woodie
+Guthrie's archives. Expected publication date is August. Woodie's daughter
+says it's going to be really rockin, but true to Woodie's raw style.
+   Also, do you know the address of the microbrew that silkscreens the
+organic cotton T-shirts to promote their beer "anarchy ale: no government
+can give you freedom or good beer?"
+   Lutenman. San Antonio
+
+
+                      >#'s run<
+                 (u no the drill...)
+http://www.copvcia.com
+http://williamsmusic.simplenet.com/change.html
+http://www.joeyskaggs.com
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI
+
+
+
+SOME PURE WEIRDNESS FOR YOU...
+On the Art Bell page, associated with the popular Art Bell 
+radio talk show, specifically 
+http://bbs.daytaco.com/cgi-bin/WebX?14@@.ee73e8a/0
+for the transcript and 
+http://www.artbell.com/sound.html 
+for streaming audio, Hopi elders describe 
+the end times/earth changes according to their
+prophecies and dreams.
+
+http://www.synapse.net/~kgerken 
+we are proud to announce the first 
+English publication of Moshe Benarroch's 
+celebrated poem "The Immigrant's Lament"
+
+
+Did someone say redboxes work again???
+
+
+Well, something good happens once in a while in the 
+Garbage, er, Garden State.
+        --ground0--
+Subject: NJ Coalition Beats Back National ID Plan -- For Now
+Demonstrating the power of grassroots activism, a coalition of
+Right/Left organizations turned back New Jersey's Gov. Christie Todd
+Whitman's "AccessNJ" driver's license proposal Monday in both the State
+Assembly and Senate after a massive media and legislative blitz over the
+weekend by conservative activists.
+http://www.njleg.state.nj.us/9899/Bills/a2500/2179_i1.htm
+http://www.njleg.state.nj.us/9899/Bills/s1500/1158_i1.htm
+http://www.freecongress.org
+
+        ***  . . .   ***
+     ***You are watching***
+        ***  A T I   ***
+
+THIS IN FROM GEORGE. (area code (???))
+Yes they let me near a computer again. <Evil Grin>
+First off:
+
+  www.interactive.net/~bridget (Black Helicopters No Less!)
+  www.kevinmitnick.com (Over 3 years without a trial!)
+  
+And now.....
+
+It has been said that we are living in the End Times and that
+the world as we know it will end. What with the Y2K problems
+and traffic problems, pollution problems, weather problems,
+mental problems or whatever people seem to be suffering from
+these days, sometimes one has to sit back and laugh.
+I've heard of people coming back to the Church and trying to
+find Jesus and the Lord but this is going a little too far....
+On that note, I leave you with the following:
+
+File under the headings of:
+    "Snafus Fuckups and sheer idiocy."
+ or "People on crack shouldn't use a computer"
+ or "I can't believe I missed that..."
+
+American Family Publishers found God in Sumpter County Florida.
+And He may be very very rich.
+A sweepstakes notice arrived at the Bushnell Assembly of God
+announcing God of Bushnell Florida was a finalist for the
+$11 million top prize.
+"I always thought he lived here but didn't actually know"
+said Bill Brack, pastor of the church, about 60 miles north of
+Tampa. "Now I do. He's got a PO Box here.
+
+God, we've been searching for you. American Family wrote in the
+letter first reported by the local newspaper the Sumpter County 
+Times. The message was centered between 2 gold seals requesting
+God to "come forward." If God were to win, What an incredible
+future there would be for God! Could you imagine the looks you'd
+get from your neighbors? But don't just sit there God!
+Sweepstakes officials did not return several phone calls for comment
+Thursday. Brack said a youth pastor for the church collected the
+mail that day and pointed out the addressee.
+"I read it in church a couple of weeks ago and everyone got a kick
+out of it." he said. "It is funny, everyone seemed to enjoy it.
+It lifted everyone's heart.
+Brack said his 140 person congregation is considering mailing in the
+entry. The church could use the money. If they win, Brack said he'd
+settle with American Family for 10% on the dollar and call it even.
+"I'm willing to for them to show up here at the church with cameras
+and me in my bathrobe as long as they write a check" he quipped.
+And if American Family chooses another winner?
+"God would be very disappointed" Brack joked.
+Until next time.....
+Your friend and mine....
+
+--Deeply Shrouded And Quiet
+
+
+     ***You are watching***
+        ***  A T I   ***
+
+
+             ---ADBUSTERS. 
+                WE WATCH TELEVISION;
+                SO YOU DON'T HAVE 
+                TO---
+
+
+WHEN YOU SAY "MANUEL NORIEGA" INTO A RECORDER AND THEN PLAY IT BACK
+BACKWARDS IT SAYS "I'D GET YOUR OWN LAWYER WE NEED."
+This came in the mail this week to ati@etext.org:
+Reverse Speech(TM) is an exciting new discovery with virtually unlimited
+application for improving professional and personal life. Reverse Speech
+is the underlying subconscious verbal expression behind spoken language.
+Through its documentation and analysis, one can extrude covert factual
+data as well as grasping concepts from the foundations of personality
+and behavior. This provides an unprecedented capacity to achieve rapid,
+penetrating insight into the actions, character and motivation of any
+individual.
+
+A Reverse Speech investigation involves the analysis of audio recordings
+played backwards. Rigorous checkpoints are applied to determine the
+validity of statements that appear in reverse. Valid speech reversals
+are considered expressions of the conscious or unconscious mind of the
+speaker. They are a reliable indication of that individual’s true
+feelings and their understanding of the issue being discussed in
+forwards speech.
+
+The following transcript is the result of a Reverse Speech investigation
+into the statements of Iraqi UN Ambassador Nizar Hamdoon.
+
+Summary: Prohibited weapons exist in the Persian Gulf. Iraq possesses
+the will to fight a destructive war. They are playing a game of strategy
+with the UN and may be outwitting them. Iraq is not being honest in
+revealing their VX capacity. They possess VX and/or other prohibited
+weapons.
+
+Square brackets [] indicate the location in forwards speech where a
+reversal was discovered.
+
+The NewsHour with Jim Lehrer Transcript 062498
+-----------------------------------------------
+U.N. weapons inspectors found evidence that Iraq armed some of its
+missile warheads with the deadly nerve agent VX. Following a discussion
+with the chief U.N. weapons inspector, Ambassador Richard Butler, Iraqi
+U.N. Ambassador Nizar Hamdoon responds to the United Nation's Special
+Commission's findings.
+
+Iraq's VX supply
+-----------------
+
+MARGARET WARNER: And what happened to the VX that Iraq possessed at the
+end of the war?
+
+AMBASSADOR HAMDOON: I think the bulk of it was destroyed unilaterally
+when Iraq decided to give up all its material that has to be-would be
+prohibited items under the council's resolution.
+
+MARGARET WARNER: And when you say the bulk of it, what happened to the
+rest of it?
+
+AMBASSADOR HAMDOON:
+1) [Whatever that was delivered] to the UNSCOM.
+REVERSE: There's germs in the gulf. Have a battle.
+
+MARGARET WARNER: Now, you heard Amb. Butler say that Iraq has-I think a
+phrased he used was never told the truth about the VX program and that
+your country continually revised its declarations as additional evidence
+came out. What is your response to that?
+AMBASSADOR HAMDOON:
+2) Well, we revised our declaration not only on this weapon [but also on
+the other] stuff many times because the UNSCOM has always come back to
+us requesting some new form, some additional stuff here and there.
+REVERSE: With a mass slaughter.
+
+The problem with the lab's findings
+------------------------------------
+MARGARET WARNER: Now, you heard Amb. Butler say, when I asked him what
+he wanted from Iraq now, he said he wants more details and verifiable
+details on the nature and extent of the VX program. Do you foresee a
+problem confined with that? What is your position on that?
+AMBASSADOR HAMDOON: We have promised that whatever we had, whatever we
+could get, because we told him that everything that was in our capacity
+we provided to them.
+3) [But if there anything else that] we could do in the next few weeks
+under . . .
+REVERSE: Says lie. Internet. Played with them.
+4) . . . the program of action that has [been agreed upon in Baghdad],
+REVERSE: Baghdad know. Believe the names.
+5) . . . we simp[ly would be doing that]. And he has just admitted that
+Baghdad is continuing its cooperation in a satisfactory way.
+REVERSE: They already blew it.
+
+MARGARET WARNER: And now your government issued this statement from
+Baghdad, saying it would reconsider its relationship with the inspectors
+if sanctions weren't lifted immediately. Can you explain that? What do
+you mean by that?
+AMBASSADOR HAMDOON:
+6)  Well, Iraq was trying hard, I mean, to [clear all the files by this
+year, by the end of this year]. And if it doesn't look at any point that
+the sanctions will be lifted, Iraq will be reconsidering its policy.
+REVERSE: They're gonna go with grace. Saddam play. He grabs the
+victories.
+
+MARGARET WARNER: All right. Now, Mr. Ambassador, just so I'm absolutely
+clear here, are you saying that Iraq now possesses absolutely no VX?
+AMBASSADOR HAMDOON:
+7) [We possess absolutely no V]X, nor any other prohibited weapon.
+REVERSE: This fax says a few.
+
+Jon Kelly is a student of Reverse Speech under David John Oates. To
+obtain copies of the reversals mentioned in this article (MP3 format),
+email your request to jkelly@dowco.com.
+
+ 
+To: ati@etext.org
+Re:  ATI issue
+
+Thanks for uploading it here.  
+I hope you continue to do so.
+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ksandre
+
+
+
+ALL EASTERN CONN. TOLL FREE
+(PAWN) - Moosup, CT. Due to a computer glitch, all long distance calls
+to the 860 area code (Connecticut's newest) have not been showing on
+bills during the last two pay periods.
+   "I guess the machine can't tell 8-0, 8-8, and 8-6 apart," said Justin
+O'Plebian, a SNOTCO spokesman.
+   He said calls to the new dedicated child porn area code, 876 have not
+been affected -- calls are still $39 a minute. SNOTCO officials say they
+will have the fix implemented within 6 months.
+   "Until then," said O'Plebian, "calls to eastern CT. are the same price
+as watching a good sunset."
+
+ATI/UNABOMBER BOOKDEAL FALLS THROUGH.
+(PAWN) - Pueblo, CO. - a publishing deal between Thad Kazinskin and 
+Prime Anarchist Productions was discussed over Supermax burgers but the
+deal did not go thru, according to both parties. 
+   It turned sour when Prime Anarchist told the Mad Bomber, "Sure Thad,
+I'll publish your life story, uncut, word for word, if you can get it to
+me via ascii email under 10K."
+   Kazinskin punched him in the mouth and insisted he was worth way more
+than 15 minutes fame.
+   "No one is worth more than 10K," said Anarchist. "Not even me." 
+
+
+
+Preaching To the Choir
+    a Prime Anarchist short poem.
+
+Thank you
+For not
+Dropping a Bible
+Tract in my 
+Guitar case.
+
+
+     /did someone say ATI?/
+
+
+BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW P.A. INVENTED BARBICIDE.
+(PAWN) - Rat Poison, NH - In 1957 Prime Anarchist invented Barbicide
+Hairtonic; a lotion that salons still use to comb out that ugly obsession
+little girls get around age 5 to primp, preen, touch and tickle their 
+hair constantly. Main ingredients are cayenne pepper, olean, pickle
+juice and flax seed oil.
+   Perfectly safe for childrens' scalps; but all dolls in the house will
+begin losing limbs.
+   Heinz was the only corporation marketing Barbicide at first, but thanks
+to a 1997 alliance between Sobe of Norwalk, CT and Proctor and Gamble
+of Everywhere-Like-Flies, TX., there is a new body lotion that the 
+Kristian Koalition will be using to keep their children from touching   
+themselves. 
+   Same ingredients, this will be called GOP.(tm)
+
+
+                       
+OFF TO CLINTON: ENOUGH ABOUT RIGHTS
+(PAWN) - TinyMan Square. Juan B. Mulder. Special to Prime Anarchist 
+World News Tonite. 
+   Chinese Chairman Xon Xoff said his citizens are no longer born with 
+rights, "please don't make us jealous with your talk of tonsils, appendixes
+OR rights."
+   Off informed Billiam Clinton that US citizens are born with many things
+the Chinese lack; including television sets.
+   "Rather than being jealous," said Off, who prefers to be called Xon,
+but our stylebook requires us to refer to him as Off, he would rather our
+citizens focus on the things "we do have." He listed bicycles, Taco Bell,
+and Windows 98 free. 
+   "And one year ahead of you."
+
+            >YOU ARE TUNED TO KATI. 1999 ON YOUR FM DIAL< 
+
+
+feedback?
+ati@etext.org
+                                           
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+"Dear Friend:
+
+Only a select few will receive this very special subscription invitation.
+You've been chosen as one of them.
+
+Why you?
+
+Because you're the type of man DETAILS is written and designed for.
+Independent. Savvy. Sophisticated.
+
+Someone on his way to having it all. But someone who wants it all to be
+right. Someone interested in understanding the world around him. And the
+world within him.
+
+Should you decide not to accept our invitation to subscribe, please don't
+pass this on to a friend. DETAILS isn't for everyone. But I do think
+it's for YOU.
+
+I urge you to take advantage of this special introductory..."
+
+DETAILS CAN KISS MY BUTT, this is:
+
+  AAA     TTTTTT     IIIIII
+ A   A      TT         II
+ AAAAA      TT         II
+A     A     TT         II
+AA   AA     TT         II
+AA   AA     TT         II
+AA   AA     TT       IIIIII      136
+                                     12jul98
+
+Prime here, and we've been making whirled peas for quite a while now.
+
+PHILLIPINES
+-----------
+
+Off-Key Singer Killed By Revelers
+  MANILLA - (PAWN) Drunks stabbed a man who sang an off-key rendition
+of a popular Phillipine love song at a Manila pub.
+  Ely Dignadice, a 29-yr-old seaman, drew jeers from 10 men at a 
+nearby table when he took a microphone and belted out a local song 
+titled "Remember Me" out of tune, police said Monday.
+  Later, the men left the pub and waited with knives, bottles, wooden
+clubs and a gun. They allegedly attacked the man when he walked out of the
+pub with two friends, killing him and injuring his companions.
+  
+
+
+               -------    (  .  )    -------
+              -------    (  . .  )    -------
+              -------    (   .   )    -------
+               -------    (     )    -------
+
+
+TORN (v) transitory. - Not sounding at all like Jewel; but
+trying your damndest anyhow.
+
+
+                  <><><><><><><><>
+                 <>hey  hey  hey <>
+                  <>  it's  ATI <>
+                   <><><><><><><>
+
+
+CIA Headquarters will likely be named George H. W. Bush Center for Central
+Intelligence. It passed the Senate. Am I the only one who thinks this is
+a scarey notion? Happy Sunday. Here's another ATI. Plenty of #'s run,
+some editorials, and the usual good stuff. We're averaging 1.2 letters to
+the editor a week. So it's a typical slow summer. I hope your garden grows
+as well as ours. We're seeing eye-high corn, and tears2your eyes habaneros.
+Corn's only expected to be knee-high by july. That's some kind of record;
+and habaneros are just supposed to make you hurt, not cry. Hmmm. Telling.
+
+
+BEGIN --- CUT HERE --- Cut Here --- cut here --- ati136.jpg
+
+
+
+
+                  #'s run for Sunnyday, midnite.
+                    http://www.oddfellow.com
+                   http://www.fartparty.com
+                   http://www.joeyskaggs.com
+                   http://www.aloha.net/~bsm
+              http://www.theofficenet.com/~redorman
+                   http://www.azstarnet.com
+                 http://www.beograd.com/truth
+                 http://www.timesoft.com/hopi
+
+
+     \\  ATI - Lacking Bavura  //
+      \\   for more than      //
+       \\  eleven years.     //
+
+
+How 'bout a phew parodies??
+Because Parodies beats a royal flush any day.
+
+I gave my love a Pepsi, she said iced tea.
+How could you give me Pepsi, I asked for iced tea.
+I gave my love a soda; I thought she'd drink.
+She poured all of the Pepsi into the sink.
+
+
+To: It Don't Mean a Thing.
+Your silk panties give my cotton ones static cling.
+Doo wah, do wah, doo wah...
+Your silk panties make my cotton ones wanna sing.
+Doo wah....
+Makes no difference if you use cling free
+Or fabric softener just won't do a thing.
+Oh, your silk panties give...
+
+To: Scarborough Fare
+Are you cooking vegetarian
+Parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme.
+Remember bay leaf serves good in soup.
+And brown rice boiled is delisch but it doesn't rhyme.
+
+To: Volare
+Monop'ly oh, oh.
+Monop'ly oh, oh, oh oh.
+Let's gamble just to practice
+Then we can go to the kiss (eno)
+We can park in the lot far away
+And take a shuttle to where we'll play.
+And gamble away all our hard earned pay
+That we made.  (optional endings to repeat: Saved for our retirement
+                                            Planned for our kids education
+                                            Need for a rainy day)
+
+To: Good Morning America
+Ridin on the city bus this morning
+Dollar 50 just to ride to work
+Smell of diesel fuel just makes me nauseous
+There's no bathroom just a window that doesn't work.
+All along the trip to work I thought
+About the car I never bought
+'N I coulda gotten there faster if I jogged.
+Making stops at every spot
+Picking up every old sot
+Maybe I'd a rather just been flogged.
+
+Good morning america how are you. 
+Your transportation system really sucks.
+If I walked to work I'd probably gotten there faster.
+I would rather hitch a ride with an ice cream truck.
+
+         /\/\/\/\/\/\/\
+         \you are tuned\
+         /to a glitch in\
+        /your computer. /
+        \Sit back and  /
+         \employ yours/
+          \ fried.   /
+           \/\/\/\/\/
+
+<Announcement> Date: 07-11098 
+Released by: Skulljkr Explanation: 
+In response to the plethora of Pepsi(tm) based attacks 
+flooding the Script Kiddie market these days, Skulljkr and his 
+band of merry mutants have decided to release their 
+oft-heralded personal BSD-based operating system to the public.  
+PepBSD is a unix oriented soft drink guaranteed to have at
+least %25 less security holes (and almost *no* buffer overflows 
+thanks to it's fructose-less design) than the common soft drink.  
+Disabled versions of PepBSD 3.2 are available from our 
+ftp site which only accepts 3 connections at any given time 
+(ftp.pepbsd.org), or you can send $89 and $14.95 postage for the 
+complete six-bottle set.  Also included will be PepBSD stickers 
+that say: "PepBSD- don't make you fart". 
+Closing: We don't hack computers anymore.    
+
+
+BEGIN --- CUT HERE --- Cut Here --- cut here --- xxx69.jpg
+
+
+
+
+WHO SAID THIS: And Fill In The Blank.
+"My own experience as a child, and that of my friends raising
+children today, is that once a kid is exposed to _______
+he or she is hooked. But we have to create the opportunity for
+that exposure."
+
+ a> Marshall McLuhan; about TV
+ b> Bill Gates; about computers
+ c> Abbie Hoffman; about drugs, TV or computers.
+ d> all of the above.
+
+
+
+answer> could've been "d" but it's "b."
+From his book "The Road Ahead."
+
+And while we're on book quotes:
+"For my daughter, Aretha, and for those who are hurt by poverty,
+ignorance, and injustice. 'There but for fortune go I.'"
+             --Ben Cohen from Ben & Jerry's DOUBLEDIP: Lead With
+               Your Values. Published 1997.
+
+
+        /Just a thought,   /
+       /by Marco:         / 
+      /   Everybody's    /
+     /cutting their lawn/
+    /today; why don't  /
+   /  you be different/
+  / and plant camo-  /
+ / mile instead?    /
+
+
+Los Barcos, NM. (PAWN) - Albuquerque officials have announced
+a new class X licence for driving an unidentified flying object.
+Pilots will need a second licence to drive A, B, or C. But an
+E licence which also includes T driving will also allow you to 
+drive X.
+
+
+                                                feedback?
+                                        ati@etext.org
+                           subscribe?
+              listserv@intst.com
+
+                     website?
+     http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+
+and if you got angst:
+   (860)887-2600 ext 5293
+
+
+
+
+a
+ t
+  i
+   .
+    .
+     .
+       t
+        h
+         e
+            w
+             o
+              r
+               l
+                d
+                 '
+                  s
+                      m
+                       o
+                        s
+                         t
+                            f
+                             o
+                              r
+                               w
+                                a
+                                 r
+                                  d
+                                   e
+                                    d
+                                       &
+                                        /
+                                         o
+                                          r
+                                              
+                                  c
+                                   c
+                                    :
+                                     '
+                                      d
+                                          r
+                                           a
+                                            g
+                                             !
+                                              !
+            
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+A few months ago I watched movie footage of indigenous Mayan people
+being relocated by military and paramilitary forces in much the same
+way Navajo and Hopi people had been abused in the 1940's, 70's and late
+90's. From that day until last weekend I've been wondering "what besides
+uranium 238 ("entonces" plutonium 239) could be under that land???"
+   I've been asking everyone I've encountered who might know if there
+could possibly be uranium in Chiapas. No one seemed to know.
+   And then it happened last Saturday that a Mayan man gave a lecture
+in Madison, Wisconsin describing all the resources under the indigenous
+people in Chiapas.
+        O N E   O F   T H E    
+         T O P   3   W A S  
+        U R A N I U M ! ! !
+   Perhaps there is enough in the three "veins" he described to repay
+the debt to the US Government? Perhaps that is the real reason NAFTA was
+passed? Perhaps the Mayan people should be some of the richest humans on
+this earth instead of the most abused, hungry, poor and tired... 
+
+\this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+ \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+  \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+   \this has been an opinion of the prime anarchist\
+
+
+
+
+                        /\
+                       /  \   Helo (sic) and welcome to ATI issue 137.
+                     /      \   It is Wednesday evening and
+                     -      -
+                     / wlcm \   you can call this a midweek
+                    /        \   crisis issue, 
+                  /            \   or perhaps just scold us for
+                  -     2      -
+                  /  a         \   being late again.
+                  \    t       /
+                   \      i   /
+                    \         \
+                     \ actvst  \
+                      \ tms nc. \  "Now, commercial culture manifests
+                       \----------  itself in many different ways.
+                                  For instance Tin Pan Alley songwriters,
+                               people like Irving Berlin, wrote as 
+                           professional songwriters for purely 
+                      commercial purposes; they were, you know, what 
+                  the Spice Girls are today."
+                                 -Billy Bragg in a recent interview
+                                  about his new Woodie Guthrie 
+                                  concept album.
+
+  
+
+
+
+          ATI - Our metaphors 
+             "kick butt" 
+          Over Colin Powell's 
+           Little Red Wagon.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+####################################################
+#    http://spirit.lib.uconn.edu/nativetech        #
+#  http://www.ioa.com/home/cprnbrill/CriticalMasses#
+#                 http://www.deepwell.com/~tokenjew#
+#           http://citizen-tv.com                  #
+#      http://www.papas.com                        #
+#         http://digital.net/~cheshire             #
+#               http://members.aol.com/sachiart    #
+#http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Lab/5851#
+#  http://www.etext.org/Zines                      #
+#            http://www.queenbee.net/members/pieman#
+#  http://online.offshore.com.ai/arms-trafficker   #
+####################################################
+
+       
+      
+ > FAH-Q's Column <
+  I have been living in a state that has tooooooooo damn many phone
+companys.
+  It is a pain in the ass and the wallet. 
+  It seems that now gte is taking over all the small towns in 
+the mid west. They are switching us back over to message units.  
+I got word in the mail the other day saying they wanted to 
+charge me 3 cents per message unit and that a message unit was 1 min   
+Well i was happy about this change til i read the fine print.  
+That's 3 cents above and beyond all other charges that may apply. 
+And seeing how i have a 2 cent a minute charge on my local calls 
+already, i was pissed and i gave a call to the 800# that they listed  
+and while i was talking to them on the phone i got a message recording 
+that i had been on the fone for 45 min and that the message unit charge 
+was $$$$  so and so...      
+   So i now know that i pay for 1800 calls and incoming calls as well.
+
+Sean Kelley Sr.
+Interstate Internet Services
+Skelley@novanet1.com          
+
+  
+ 
+LETTER TO ATI@ETEXT.ORG
+I think maybe the entire US ought to be condemned.
+   Aloud, I was reading the article about scaffolding falling off a
+skyscraper in NYC's Times Square to my grandmother and she turned to
+me matter of fact and plain; said, "happens all the time. Long as I
+can remember in NY. Sometimes entire floors fall off. Dead people
+everywhere. And the damage to the avenues, Dear God, takes weeks to
+repair sometimes."
+   To know that's happened once is bad enough; knowing we're living
+with this as a regular thing now is just pretty dumb and disturbing.
+   Worse than finding entire families living without plumbing. Is there
+a national version of a building and health inspector? Perhaps the
+whole Union ought to go the way of the red, white and black warning
+sign.
+     Iashuah (212)  
+
+
+
+>reply<
+it was the wrong one, and it caused this email to
+accidentally bounce off oliver north's head, throwing him into a 
+dead email file somewhere where he realized he was not Y2K compliant 
+and his head exploded. good work.
+"You think I want some farmer with a grenade pin for a brain 
+blathering on about how the world is run by five jews from a 
+luxury cave in Barbados? Well frankly, yes I do."
+--Dennis Miller
+
+At 05:38 PM 7/15/98 , you wrote:
+>is this the right one?
+>if not, this test message will
+>1) bounce
+>2) sit in some dead email file somewhere
+>3) cause a Y2K problem early
+>4) go to oliver north by accident.
+
+
+
+Hey Marc! 
+Here's a little something that you might find of interest 
+and would make a rather random and funny submission to ATI.
+John D. (860)
+
+On July 20th 1998 while I was at work at the A&P Superfoodmart 
+I was called to a meeting. I was unceremoniously marched down 
+the wonderful under painted,crack walled, overheated and just 
+rather unpleasant hallway to the dreaded "break room." 
+Once there we were all seated and handed a "Action Plan" - 
+the key word for a paid break where we are told how to improve 
+our store a.k.a. Nap time. This weeks plan showed us how we needed 
+to improve in order to keep employes from quiting after working for 
+one or two weeks. The fascinating part was the chart included that 
+showed the most common reasons for quiting. 5% said it was their 
+manager that was the problem, 20% said that there were too many 
+schedule conflicts, 5% said that the Union fees were not worth it, 
+5% were undifined, and a whole 65% said that the 
+piped in elevator music was the cause for quiting.
+
+
+
+2ATI:
+"When we got organized as a country and we wrote a fairly radical
+Constitution with a radical Bill of Rights, giving a radical amount 
+of individual freedom to Americans, it was assumed that the 
+Americans who had that freedom would use it responsibly....  
+However, now there's a lot of irresponsibility. And so a lot of 
+people say there's too much freedom. When personal freedom's being 
+abused, you have to move to limit it."
+President Bill Clinton
+MTV's "Enough is Enough" 3-22-94
+    Cipher (303)
+
+
+to the editor:
+ONE ITEM: I AM NOT A MAN
+        jocee (410)
+
+
+we have asked to get off this list.  
+we're not anarcho lifestlists.  
+TAKE US OFF>>>WE GET TOO MUCH EMAIL
+nena (802)
+
+
+
+To The Editor of ATI
+ #!/bin/perl -sp0777i<X+d*lMLa^*lN%0]dsXx++lMlN/dsM0<j]dsj___
+        $/=unpack('H*',$_);$_=`echo 16dio\U$k"SK$/SM$n\EsN0p[lN*1___
+        lK[d2%Sa2/d0$^Ixp"|dc`;s/\W//g;$_=pack('H*',/((..)*)$/)_____       
+
+Put that in your rag and schmoke it.
+>>Squeegie3<< (718)
+
+
+Prime,
+Hey!  It's not ATI, it's me
+Okay that was lame
+Anyway..  The reason for my writing is this:  Soon 
+(probably tomorrow) ATI will be on at least one web page that I 
+know of.  Just go to http://www.anglefire.com/co/BlueFireHome  
+Then go to alternative writings, that'd be the Geocities cite.  
+All of the ATI writings I have recieved should be
+there..
+  christopher (303)
+
+
+To: editor@(domain deleted for secrecy)
+Hey Guys,
+       Great Letter!  i need to read more of them. i know what ya 
+mean about going without TV for a while as mine has blown up an i 
+cant afford a new 1.  i need C-SPAN
+to keep track of what the fools are up to LOL
+Zapix, refered me (he told me to say that) 
+
+Chuck U. Farlie    < get the meaning lol
+
+
+          \The Definition of a SmartBomb (tm):\
+           \   The American missile caused     \
+            \minor damage but missed its target:\
+             \     an Iraqi radar site.          \
+
+
+
+Announcing the new Prime Anarchist Productions
+Rechargable fone card.
+Y not? Everyone else does it...
+
+ --
+|  |
+ --
+
+
+For Elvis Sightings:
+1-860-887-2600 ext. 5293
+
+          
+
+(PAWN) 
+MESA, AZ - Despite a complete lack of interest in skin moisturization,
+area electrician Drew Shymanski took a complimentary six-ounce bottle
+of new Pond's Extra-Soft moisturizing lotion from a company representative
+while walking home Monday. "I don't know, it was free," Shymanski
+said of the no-obligation sample. Upon returning home, Shymanski put
+the lotion in his bathroom cabinet, where it will remain unopened for
+seven years.
+                  )from the the onion(
+
+LETTERS POLICY
+--------------
+The Onion neither publishes nor accepts letters from its readers.
+It is the Onion's editorial policy that the readers shall have no
+voice whatsoever and that the Onion shall be solely a one-way
+conduit of info. The ed page is reserved for the exclusive use of the
+newspaper staff to advance whatever opinion or agenda it sees fit, or,
+in certain cases, for paid advertorials by the business community.
+   Passed by a majority of the ed board.
+   March 17, 1873
+
+
+And now a Parody or two and a poem or 3; because
+when there's nothing else left, 
+metaphor is k00l.
+
+Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnite.
+When your mother says don't chew it do you swallow it on site.
+Do you reach from under the table,
+Stick it in your mouth and say yum.
+Ooh, ABC gum.
+
+Does your mind get tired of tuning in that propagandic stuff.
+When CNN says things around Wall Street are getting tough.
+Do you reach for television;
+Kick it in the tube and say ooh,
+Ooh, ABC sucks.
+
+
+   ---   ---   ---    ---
+
+So this is capitalism
+And a disguised police state
+Let's hope that our car payments
+Aren't mailed (journalized (2nd verse)) in too late
+Some Jordan Marsh credit
+To buy lots of clothes.
+Tryin to get to the movie rental store
+Before it is closed.
+And have a good Sunday
+Cause the blue laws are gone.
+And train a black and brown doberman
+To bite people who cross your lawn.
+
+
+/\/\/\/\/\
+\bart's  /
+ \ head /
+ /  !   \
+ \/\/\/\/
+
+
+TARA a poem by the Prime Anarchist
+
+Tara you played fair
+And that's just not fair.
+After my heart Tara,
+You know there's no more there.
+
+7 card no peek; and I did.
+Checkin' her out on a quarter bid.
+She took me for 75, 
+A friendship bracelet;
+And my ackey brakey heart.
+
+I'm seein her once more
+And she's callin out my name.
+She took my heart 
+Pray she don't ask for a diamond.
+
+In this game they call hearts
+Tara, what a way to start.
+Methinks I like gofish better.
+
+
+HUNGRY?
+Guatemalan Java, Gazpacho and a garlic bagel.
+
+
+TALVEZ ALGUNDIA by marco
+
+Someday my hands might die before me.
+When if then,
+Please surround me with guitarists
+That my muse can live longer.
+
+If it is my feet first,
+Please to have dancers come constantly.
+Mostly girls
+So my heart can live longer.
+
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+
+          aaa    ttttttt     iiiii
+         a   a      t          i
+         aaaaa      t          i
+         a   a      t          i
+         a   a      t        iiiii
+ 
+ 
+ 
+     Welcome to ATI138. You might think
+our opening logo looks a little                Aug 2 or 3.
+different.   You're right.  We're just            1998
+ on a tight budget this week.
+ 
+ 
+ "Pray for the dead, but fight like
+hell for the living"
+ 
+   -"Mother Jones", union activist and
+all-arond hell raiser.  Date unknown.
+
+
+===========================
+= info following brought  =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+
+
+
+
+                
+
+                            ...........
+                           /  from   / hello there. For those 
+     who might not know   /   the   / me. I'm prime anarchist.
+        also known as    /publisher/ marco.
+            here u       ........./ c another issue of ATI.
+                      ...........
+                     /  from   / activist time initiative.
+                    /   the   / i hope u like it. if u don't
+                   /publisher/ then blame me.
+                   ........./ I am my fault.
+                ...........
+      here r   /  from   / some of Bill Clinton's
+      pager   /   the   / messages for last May.
+             /publisher/ (about the same time I was covering 
+             ........./ the NAMMY's in Konetiuk.)
+
+I've selected a tiny few for here, because what was e-mailed 
+2 me took up about 50K. I know you don't want to plow through
+that. So I just kept in the ones that might have stains or
+cocktail dresses on them.
+
+55736 MEET ROADRUNNER FOR PAGER AND SURV. KIT
+52845 EAGLE CALL|MR BOB DOLE|HOLDING CALL|SWBD OP#103
+55517 CALL TAMMIE AT 832-0200. SHE IS LOCKED OUT OF THE ROOM
+/NO KEY IS AT THE HOTEL
+55532 YOUR CAR IS BEING TOWED FROM MC SITE. RETURN ASAP
+55517 PLS CALL YOUR MOM
+55363 CHIANG IS AT HOTEL
+52034 DONT FORGET TO PAGE ME TONITE WHEN YOU WANT ME IN
+YOUR ROOM
+55320 CHIANG NEEDS 1 MORE HOTEL RM FOR TRISHA ENRIGHT, HUD
+PRESS-ARRIVES TONITE
+55381 SCHMUCK, HOW'S IT HANGIN??? TOOTLES...
+54131 PAGE TRISHIA AT 800-800-7759 PIN 5669
+             (Yes, Current! I verified...)
+52034 YOU ARE VERY CUTE!!!
+54197 PLEASE CALL SSG COLE AFTER DEPARTURE, THANKS 
+SSG COLE SENDS
+54331 PLEASE CALL JENNIFER AT 202-293-7989 (not sure yet...)
+52263 EAGLE CALL|2ND REQUEST|CHELSEA|CLINTON|HOLDING
+CALL|SIGNAL OPERATOR 142
+52684 AND YOUR POINT IS? 11 UP 3 DOWN
+52845 MRS CHELSEA AND MRS CLINTON TALKING AT THIS TIME
+              -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+   Prime still here. The only other thing I have for you this issue
+is some notes from the Chiapas conference last week. I'll type them
+in raw here. Discernment will have to come some other (life)time.
+
+3 states most oil, chiapas, tabasco, veracruz
+chiapas provides 52% of the electricity for all of mexico
+
+security police, military and paramilitary.
+       (looks like stockwell's angola)
+
+uranium near tabasco.
+oil and electricity all to the western half of chiapas.
+foreign investment all along the southwest coast.
+chinese bananas and japanese shrimp and tuna.
+
+grupos platanos (the banana group) a new paramilitary group.
+         (sounds like something newt and rush would found...)
+
+22dec97 massacre acteal
+
+2 goals for army to burn down chiapas' mountains
+   1) destroy economy
+   2) create hunger forcing people to rely on gov't assistance
+
+boycotts of mexican products.
+sistering, brothering with people who have gotten death threats 
+lately.
+
+reconnecting people expelled from Mexico is "mui importante."
+we need an influence on the press in mexico.
+
+paper companies, paper companies. eucalyptus. 72,000 hectares.
+cellulose for paper, menthol for medicines and cigs.
+
+tricontinental project.
+   rivers and trains.
+      a couple new panama canals??
+
+http://www.ciponline.org
+
+"slippery slope" Brian Willson
+
+this oct 4, elections in Mexico.
+
+"you are also a divided nation with indigenous,
+afrikan-american, and european."
+     --chucho alveredez
+
+3 fundamental lies form Zedillo's admin.
+           by Tom Hansen.
+1) peace accords were stalled. 
+          both signed. mexican gov't refuses to implement.
+2) indian on indian. old struggle
+          military moved in the last few years and orchestrated this.
+3) army is there for peacekeeping.
+          army trains the paramilitary groups.
+
+building schools in chiapas is now against the law.
+
+there is a larger punishment for stealing a cow in chiapas
+than for killing an indigenous person.
+
+11 new prisons have been built in the last 6 months.
+
+"a real citizens education
+looking at new ethical values
+of respect for each other.
+Tolerance, inclusion."
+   -onesimo hidalgo
+
+"Mother Earth" was mentioned in excess of 21 times throughout
+the conference.
+
+
+              -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+
+     ()()()()()()()
+      and now
+      a word
+      or 20 from           Hi folks,
+      our former           Please make a note of the new URL
+      copublisher          for Black Helicopters on the Horizon:
+     ()()()()()()()        OLD address:
+http://www.interactive.net/~bridget
+**NEW** address:
+http://members.xoom.com/bridget973
+Please make a note of it!  :)
+
+              -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+
+   <> a 5 mile commute by bicycle <>
+      requires only 175  calories
+      of  renewable food  energy.          (from last month's
+      The  same commute  by  car            "bike2workweek"
+      requires a hefty 9,300 cals           pamphlet)
+   <> of  fossil  fuel   energy   <>
+
+
+
+  **************
+ **  hey  mon  **- - - - - - - - - - .
+  **************                    /
+ /                                 /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
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+than two minute   /   
+increments.      /   or email ati@etext.org
+- - - - - - - - -   
+
+
+              -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+
+(NEWZ!!!) June 13, 1998. Union Progresso, 
+Chiapas.
+  The public forces took one dead, and seven wounded
+from here, according to the authorities of the Autonomous
+Municipality San Juan de la Libertad, last June 10, 1998.
+   They "were taken alive and tied up by the federal
+soldiers and State Public Security forces. These 
+companeros were executed" on orders "of the state and
+federal governments."
+   Among the list of dead in the community of Chabajeval,
+where four were killed, one was "a one year old child 
+who was disemboweled."
+
+Calle Ignacio Allende 4
+29200 San Cristobal de Las Casas
+Chiapas - Mexico
+Tele & Fax 52-967-82104
+
+Global Exchange
+2017 Mission St., Rm 303
+SF, CA  94110 USA
+
+To understand the continuing massa-
+cre and mayhem by governmental for-
+ces against  the Native peoples  of
+Chiapas, just remember that govern-
+ments  in our lands,  are the  ser-
+vants  of the corporations, politi-
+cians talk of good things, but pur-
+sue the wishes of the corporations.
+   Remember  Pine Ridge  Territory.
+   Study the  Navajo/Hopi Joint Use
+Area.
+  
+
+(reprinted from Shenandoah Newsletter
+ 736 West Oklahoma Street
+ Appleton, WI  54914 USA)
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+              -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+
+as per usual,
+poetics to end.
+
+AMERICAS by marco
+
+How can I help you
+Understand that until
+Navajo are treated right in
+"My Country" I don't care
+Whether my president
+Slept with him or her or not.
+
+Also, until the people of
+Chiapas are allowed to
+Control their own Uranium's value
+(Which sits under their houses)
+I don't care about property values,
+Or whether Clinton slept with him or her or not.
+
+Mostly, while people starve in my own country
+I don't care how great NAFTA makes
+You feel, how property values are 2day
+Or whether he slept with him or her
+Or not.
+
+I understand that you care immense, about
+How things are, now that NAFTA makes 
+25% of us feel better, how wonderful it is that
+Property values are moving again
+Like seasonal-skirt-hem-lines,
+And whether he slept with him or her.
+
+                                     Please
+                                  at
+                            least
+                 understand
+              my
+       hurting
+heart
+      for 
+          this...
+
+
+
+KEEPING "US" ALL IN BUSINESS   by Ibid.
+
+   How many people are making 
+good money this moment,
+   Each designing new and
+different ways to keep
+restrooms in two rolls of
+toilet paper at a time?
+   All the time?
+   New, new new.
+   Old isn't bad...
+It's just not new.
+   How many new toilet 
+dispenser inventions will 
+get patented the next 
+year alone?
+   If I told you
+you would (perchance literally)
+      poop your pants.
+
+                   -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+
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+
+check out our homepage at:
+http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+
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+listserv@intst.com
+
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+
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+
+
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+
+
+
+
+
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+"If you're on port 79, well, you shouldn't be..."
+     --Anti-Matt
+
+
+	  aaa    ttttttt     iiiii
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 aaaaa      t          i
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 a   a  1   t    3   iiiii   9
+
+Fullmoon-August-1998
+In the year of our pepperspray.
+Have you hugged your habanero today?
+ 
+
+
+   ===========================
+   = info following brought  =
+   = on by a need for more   =
+   =  real information   =)  =
+   ===========================
+
+    Hello there, and thank you for turning on to ATI, Activist 
+Trollopping Illipops. I'm your host Anarchist Prime and you
+can bet your bippie we've got some really good store in
+stuff 4 U.
+    Embassies are getting bombed right and left; ok, right and
+right. And Monika Lewinski's overbite is much worse than her
+bark. Roadrunner plans his speech at a giganticus roundtable, while
+events begin to speak for themselves unfoldingly.
+    The world is revolving and so is your credit. Your stock is 
+suddenly worth about half a sandwich at a yardsale; and everyone's
+singing "Happy Dayz" while the Noble Experiment begins its ascent
+into the philosophical toilet of life, just 222 years after it 
+was born.
+    Some say Los Estados Unidos (the great USA) had only minutes to
+spare after USSR collapsed, before it's own likely-demise-hood. I say
+the coup began in October of 1979!!! Many say "What year was the
+CIA founded???"
+    And Hitler got his 17 year old neice pregnant; and because she 
+refused to get an abortion, he killed not only her, her baby, 
+Hamlet, MacBeth, Romeo AND Raul Julia, but 11 million other humanoids
+as well. Has he stopped yet?
+    I think he lives in Argentina or CHIAPAS.
+    By the way, feel free to forward ATI's to anyone who you think
+might like them. We are publicly dominant in our entirely.
+
+
+      ###############################################
+####### YOU ARE TUNED TO KATI; 1999 ON YOUR FM DIAL #######
+      ###############################################
+
+
+http://www.host.net/cia
+http://www.feist.com/~tqdb/h/061090-1.txt
+http://www.panix.com/~jimcook/
+http://www.beograd.com/truth
+   (u r wtchn th #'s rn)
+http://vvv.com/~weirdal
+http://www.boltreporter.com
+http://www.dcia.com
+http://www.infected.com
+http://www.blackout.com
+http://www.coyote.org
+http://www.createpeace.com
+http://www.thepentagon.com/barataeletrica
+http://www.FatCityNews.com
+
+
+   ---<><><><><><>--- comments?: ati@etext.org ---<><><><><><>---
+
+	      >LETTUCE FROM R REDUZ<
+
+HEyas,
+	Forgive me for not believing the Clinton pager thing 
+you have in ATI... i just got sent an issue and that was the 
+first thing that came up but I'd like to know what your 
+source is... cell scanner or something like that?
+	I like your zine though, good job with it.
+		--Matt (619)
+
+
+
+
+
+to ati@etext.org
+Have you tried figlet generators such as the one here:
+http://saigon.mit.edu/dinhyen/figlet/figlet.html
+Alan (315)
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+ 
+	       ,-~~-.___.            It was a dark
+	      / |  '     \            and  stormy
+	     (  )         0            night....
+	      \_/-, ,----'
+		 ====           //
+		 /  \-'~;    /~~~(O)
+		/  __/~|   /       |
+	      =(  _____| (_________|
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+
+
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+  **************                    /
+ /                                 /
+/                                 /
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+
+		 /did someone say ATI?/
+
+and now, PAGES 3-6 OF A VERY OLD JOURNAL: A Poetical Endeavor
+	    by the Prime Anarchist
+
+Fantasy about a female specialist.
+Until she gets right next to me I can't tell if she's male or female;
+officer or enlisted.
+   She's a lieutenant, oops, snap.
+   "Don't you salute officers?" I turn to her, render customs and
+courtesies, and say, "I'm terribly sorry sir, I have trouble seeing
+in the dark."
+
+Hacklog-Phreaklog, 1989. 
+Infomaniack BBS Declassified Docs.
+MCI 202-872-1600
+Couldn't find any trash on MCI
+Don't even know what "MCI" stands for.
+Chief presiding officer is McGowan. Maybe McGowan, Inc? My friend
+Traci thinks maybe Mass. Comm. Int.
+Alf is god. (ed note: what the? oh well, it's in there and I'm not
+censoring it...)
+300 baud 946 3444 DYM
+Poke 1615,0
+8-9. Upgrade Scooter's time.
+Tell Cerberus to pick a better password than "Dog"
+Give Megabug.obj
+     Seqread.bas
+     Loadit.bas
+     Megadoc.txt
+     hackit.com
+     ringdet.txt
+to Ted at FC
+Phrack13.TD3
+Restate.TD5
+Phrack12.TD2
+Phrknews.tc7
+Navdoc.tc7
+Nitro.TD1
+go to George Metefski
+Since when is Chessmaster 2000 public domain? ;)
+Abudkoondah lost carrier 4 times. Ojo...
+
+Freegas.tc0
+fccsux.tc4
+beware.tc3
+send to doc T
+8bit ataris only hosted 7 macros for chat.
+What did I use in 1989?
+"Identify yourself," "Working on it," "Oh hi there, what's new?"
+"Why did you ring?" "OK. Prime's out doing mods," 
+"call back in half..." and "bye/f"
+
+Array - saves space, memory AND time.
+Use a 3rd memory location to swap values.
+VM/370
+Q9xxx (xxx=000-199)
+password?nullpass
+fat girls call me hon. why???
+ccis common channel interorrice switching.
+tsps. traffic service position system.
+verify TAP # 85 Metrofones!!!
+Collodian -or- nuskin (liquid or spray)
+(ed note: you better hope there's a stat.-of-lim.'s on that...)
+Infomaniack's computer's name: CHI/P
+Computer Hijinks Interface/ Programmable.
+Jackie Martling's Infamous xrated jokeline
+516-922-9463
+a new joke every day since 1979!!!
+Credit Magician for that one.
+DNR dialed number recorder. regz?
+Send Abbie: Data
+	    Catalog
+	    UPI Index
+	    Help4
+	    test.test
+	    fyi
+Ask for 6 ITI's in trade.
+The refuzenik is back in town.
+Norman Fission
+Dash VMB  hand hack. high school.
+Bucks County. Philly? holy creamcheez.
+Thanks A.H.
+215-297-072(1)  ()=1-9
+215-766-8836
+NL guild  212-966-5000
+	  212-255-4181 ask for Betsy Tomlinson.
+DYS
+She wore red.
+sTILl FURtHER
+
+===========================
+=      info brought       =
+= on by a need for more   =
+=  real information   =)  =
+===========================
+
+
+Open Letter to Matt Drudge:
+Reagan was Rawhide, and Clinton is Roadrunner.
+Does anyone know what Bush's whitehouse code name was?
+
+
+ -------<><><><><><><> comments?: ati@etext.org <><><><><><><>-------
+              
+                
+
+
+    *************
+     hey hey hey
+    *it's ATI   *
+     ***  !  ***
+       *******
+
+We end this missive with poetry as per usual.
+Did somebody say McDonalds?
+
+The fries, the fries.
+"This could be an ad,"
+Says a clerk in an elevator on his way back 
+To work from "lunch break."
+Is he required to eat what
+He buys in the breakroom?
+Even if he gets it 
+Elsewhere?
+He and his friend have 
+Bags of "McDonalds." 
+You can smell it all over the elevator.
+Smelibator.
+There's something unique about
+Those fries.
+
+
+GUAC... a poem by the prime anarchist
+
+   Cilantro
+I want you the most.
+Your green eyes.
+Your tangy lips.
+The slightly sweet sting.
+   Quiero
+No not a sting-
+A tingle
+I kiss your tangy
+Tingly lips.
+   Tomato
+I must be a tomatoe or
+An onion.
+   Because you and me -
+mmm...
+
+
+
+  ---<><><><><><>--- comments?: ati@etext.org ---<><><><><><>---
+
+
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+	  aaa    ttttttt     iiiii
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 aaaaa      t          i
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 a   a  1   t    4   iiiii   0
+
+
+Home of the Green Bay Packagers where the Industrial Age is still
+alive, kickin' and jerkin' knee; it's ATI...
+                Actively Timed to Instigate.
+
+15jul98
+
+   BROUGHT ON BY "BREASTMILKS OF THE WORLD," A NEW SUBSIDIARY OF
+BORDERS BOOKS AND TACO BELL.
+
+
+
+
+
+3:50 pm e.s.t. 14 aug, 1998.
+I'm fed up. VM-1 and HTV just played the same song at the same time.
+   Less than one full minute off each other. "I Don't Want To Miss A 
+Thing," by Aerosmith, George Bush's favorite Rock-n-Roll Republicans.
+   Has something like this happened before? Are people going to get 
+fired for this, or was this planned, and building up for a long time?
+   I'm starting to not care; I'm so ticked off about this.
+
+   Next up, Popup video sponsored by HTV and Popup Toaster Strudels.
+   These are always fun to watch, but unlike many of you, I vividly
+remember how Popup Video got its start, so I'll inform/remind all of
+you.
+   Remember when both VM-1 and HTV allowed you to modem in through
+Compuserve and they would publish "all" of the typings "live" during
+primetime?  Well it got so out of hand we now have Popup Video and
+"Yo, I'd like to request my homey's song because he's fly, word up."
+   You're in a mondo-controlled environ. Every pixel, every millisecond.
+   WHY HAVEN'T YOU RIOTED OVER THIS?!?
+
+
+
+   ---<><><><><><>--- comments?: ati@etext.org ---<><><><><><>---
+
+
+
+The following items were shipped to Mexico from the US 
+with Congress' approval:
+(Your government will wish for you to believe it is to fight a 
+drug war: I will attest that most or all have their hands in the
+deaths of unarmed civilian indigenous Chiapanecos people. The 
+most respectful way to refer to them would be Chamulas. (of course,
+the ones who are still living)) 
+6 SIKORSKY helicopters
+38 BELLs
+17 PILATUS PC-7's
+22 MCDONNELL DOUGLAS'
+102,000 KEVLAR helmets
+70,000 Canteens
+2,232 Machetes
+20,672 Flack jackets
+208 telescopic lens for night vision
+3297 HUMMER Troop armored vehicles
+859 HK-19 40mm Machine guns
+500 M-16's
+192,874 M430 40mm calibre grenades
+85,678 M781 40mm grenades
+2233 Grenade carriers
+1365 Electric shields
+3266 Flame throwers
+200 Anti-riot
+30 CL vehicles with catapult
+1 Bulldozer
+1 C-130 (ed note: this one is peculiar to me, because its main 
+use while I was in the military was transporting humans. 128 living
+or 302 dead can fit comfortably according to my Meddac teamchief,
+who is, by the way spiritual and political Princess of her clan of
+the Western Shoshone. You know, Nevada: the place we A-bomb every day 
+with Congress' full backing)
+
+<sources: La jornada, Jim Cason, Jose Manuel Nava, Congressional
+Record, USA, and President Zedillo's National Institute for 
+Combating Drugs>
+
+
+               -------    (  .  )    -------
+              -------    (  . .  )    -------
+              -------    (   .   )    -------
+               -------    (     )    -------
+ 
+
+   #s? U want #s?
+   http://www.anonymizer.com/surf-free.html
+   http://www.coriolis.com/webpsychos/files.htm
+   http://www.public.iastate.edu/cgi-bin/finger?editor@intst.com
+   http://www.cans.com/cgi-bin/cfa-finger?president@whitehouse.gov
+   http://www.continet.com
+   http://www.fishwwwrap.com
+   http://www.itv.com
+   http://www.aloha.net/~bsm
+   http://www.acm.und.edu/~akeem/how.html
+   http://www.theofficenet.com/~redorman
+   http://www.beograd.com/truth
+   http://www.timesoft.com/hopi
+   http://www.orionsociety.org/excerpts.html
+   #s? We got #s.
+
+
+
+-------------------------------
+   ATI IS LIKE MENTAL FLOSS.
+-------------------------------
+
+   "We're selling tennis shoes and potato chips. That's what shows
+are on television for." - D.L. Hughley, star of ABC sitcom
+The Hughleys.
+
+
+   ---<><><><><><>--- comments?: ati@etext.org ---<><><><><><>---
+
+Hello Marco Polo:
+
+I just re-did my web page and want to invite you and all your 
+friends to take a look.
+
+HTTP://WWW.KLINCK.COM
+
+Good to hear from you.
+
+George (203)
+
+             / - - - -/
+            / PRESS  /
+           /  ENTER /
+          / TO EXIT/
+         /- - - - /
+
+
+Dear Poetry Editor, /ATI/:
+
+Hello!  
+Thought I'd send you some of my work to consider for 
+possible use in your magazine.  
+My poetry, fiction, and nonfiction have most recently
+appeared in Mindmares, ProMag Audio, and Storisende Verlag.
+
+I hope some part of this submission finds a place in /ATI/.  
+I thank you in advance for your time and 
+consideration of these pieces.
+
+Holly (612)
+
+
+
+	P E O P L E   H A V E   P R O B L E M S
+                 a poem by Holly Day
+
+I have to know exactly how
+you touch them, your other women
+do they like your hands
+as much as I do, your long white fingers
+tracing sick lies into flesh
+
+I have to know exactly what
+you tell them about me, all the bad things
+you say about me
+to get them into bed, are they as cruel
+as the stories you told me
+
+
+
+
+	Getting Away From It All, 11:00 PM
+                a poem by Holly Day
+
+There are faces in the trees tonight again
+forced conspiracy of nature and memory
+faces of people I can't possibly know faces
+of people I can't possibly face.
+
+Concrete slopes, concrete vibrates hard under
+my feet the world is a flashback, the world
+flashes by houselights go on as angry people
+wake up to the roar of my skateboard on their
+badly-paved roads.
+
+Someday I'll be strong enough to push past
+these feelings, this guilt, the damn trees
+push hard enough against these Veriflex
+wheels to fly by them all, and not even see.
+
+
+
+ 
+Ok ATI. 
+You got me.  What event happened in Oct. 79?  
+Reagan was elected a month later no?  But what else???  
+What am I stupidly missing.  Fill me in.
+
+DP (617)
+
+    (ed note: see October '88 Playboy for starters. 
+    I'll have to drudge up some additional sources 
+    by next week, as many will question Playboy's 
+    illegitimacy (sic))
+
+               /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
+
+...news that Larry Spaghetti is now poet laureate
+in S.F. Live long enough, and everything is rewarded 
+with a float down the mainstream.        
+
+SS (860) 
+
+
+
+"Moves so slowly
+ Grows so smoothly
+ Takes so neatly
+ It's as if they belong
+ And they've been here all along
+
+ Five Corporations!
+ There is a pattern"   
+-Fugazi
+
+Pointed out by
+Dana (701)
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Garth Brook's recording of Bob Dylan's "Make You Feel My Love" went to
+6th this week from 3rd last week, and 1st the 6 before that. And this
+is the Country Chart!!! 14 weeks on the BillyBored so far. Bob
+Dylan has never had a song even make the bottom of Billboard's Country
+chart before this. 
+   Perhaps singing for the Pope was a good gamble afterall. Lee Atwood
+would be proud.
+
+
+
+                 /some/ /headlines/ /you/
+                           /might've/ /missed/ /this-week/ /in/
+         /the/ /"legitimate"/ /press.../
+
+1. US state tortures immigrant workers
+2. Bosses treat students like rats
+3. World Bank openly suppressed workers
+4. Hyundai workers stop tide of layoffs
+5. Brazilian workers liberate food
+6. domestic workers organize in Guatemala
+7. Women public workers in Canada owed $7 billion
+sources: Reuters,Cerigua Weekly Briefs, cerigua@guate.net ,
+maxw@rain.com , via http://mai.flora.org , 
+http://www.igc.org/prisons , 
+
+
+    -----------------------------------------------------
+ACTIVIST          like              issue       brought 2 U
+ TIMES             water              140           by
+  INC               for chocolate,      was       RC Cola. 
+    -----------------------------------------------------
+
+
+
+The Person  Still Remotely  Attached to  Capitolism  Says:
+             a poem by Prime Anarchist
+
+To do:
+Take over Colin Prowell's Little Red Wagon Campaign.
+   Yes take over leadership in one swift act.
+      Why? 
+         Because the man is a fascist. And the last
+profound result from a fascist given way too much power 
+AND freedom? 
+   Volkswagons and dead Jews.
+      And I aim to stop half of that.
+
+
+
+   ---<><><><><><>--- comments?: ati@etext.org ---<><><><><><>---
+
+
+This has been a Prime Anarchist Production in sequence with midi,
+mini and nietzsche. 
+Address all letters to the editor to
+editor@intst.com
+
+all musical questions should go to 
+lutenist@geocities.com
+
+If it's bigger than a breadbox -- kokopeli@downcity.net
+
+For history, news and sports or to report a house fly write:
+nrktimes@freeshells.net
+
+Address major questions to:
+primeanarchist@thepentagon.com
+
+General questions go to:
+ati@etext.org
+
+And Major General questions should go to
+norad@thepentagon.com
+
+Anything that doesn't fit anywhere else, write:
+ati@etext.org
+
+get your back issues at:
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI
+or do a search from within at:
+http://www.etext.org/Zines
+
+
+
+
+As per usual, we end with poetry.
+Because after all is done and said,
+Only myth, metaphor and 
+                                         r e f l e x i o n   
+live on:
+
+
+Breakdown
+   by Holly Day
+
+when all your friends have disappeared
+and all the flowers have faded to gray
+should I still be here for you?   give me a sign
+and I'll leave right now.
+
+caretaker of your party mausoleum
+I brush away the dust your guests have left behind
+a million lovers come and go
+I will wait for your touch
+as long as it takes.
+
+when the rest of the voices have blossomed white noise
+until nobody else will take your abuse
+will you let me stay?  just give me a sign
+and I'll leave right now.
\ No newline at end of file
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+"You're not one a them Earthy Crunchies, R U?"          
+    --Kathryn, Menomenee and Lakota from Standing Rock, SD
+
+                                                22Aug98
+          
+          aaa    ttttttt     iiiii
+         a   a      t          i
+         aaaaa      t          i
+         a   a      t          i
+         a   a  1   t    4   iiiii   1
+
+Issue 141, and the moon is new.
+
+
+             / - - - -/
+            / PRESS  /
+           /  ENTER /
+          / TO EXIT/
+         /- - - - /
+
+
+
+DID SOMEONE ORDER             P
+A SPAM AND CHEESE PIZZA?     R
+   I ordered a thin crust   I   California Pesto delivered today: 
+Olive oil, fresh garlic,   M   basil, covered w/ mozzerella. Mmmm.
+Sounded splendorifically, E   stupendously scrumptious.
+   It came in a flat bag     with that map on it which shows you
+which part of Italy     A   is north and which is south.
+Almost half as big as  N   that map was the now-all-too familiar 
+"REAL" symbol that    A   tells you you'd better do some pushups
+when you're done     R   eating because there's probably a little
+of that bovine      C   growth hormone mixed in with your cheese.
+   But that's OK,  H   The real problem I'm writing about this 
+week is much less I   subtle. Perhaps subterranean, subliminal
+AND simply self- S   evident.
+   Stapled to   T   my receipt was honest to goodness, down to
+earth low-tech S   spam.
+1) free movie     or game rental coupon. 1 ea.
+2) free      C   lighter coupon with any purchase at a
+tobacconist.O   2 ea.
+3) $50     L   signing bonus and $325 for each referral for
+a full-   U   time job at a 3rd shift cleaning company.
+Call     M   1-800-WHY-WORK for an application. 1 ea.
+        N   
+   Listen, I don't mind spam with my JUNO mail -- it's the price
+I pay for one of my accounts to remain "totally free, the way email
+was meant to be." But keep unsolicited junk mail away from my
+lunch; selling me sausage with my supper would suck. Beware of my
+disposition around breakfast too. I'm likely browbeating you like 
+a mamma brownbear if you try to tuck little blue brochures in my
+breadbox.
+</>Prime Anarchist<\>
+    Ypsilanti Michigan                you're gonna like this
+     4pm 8-21-98                     issue. especially the
+      PS: LOOSE WAIST NOW           crunchy crab-cakes. oh, and
+          ASK MY COW HOW           issue 141 is dedicated to
+                                  Cotton Candy at Bay Beach, WI
+
+ ------
+|MY ATI|
+ ------
+
+     SHOUTS TO:
+     Darryl Cherney, Peg Millet, Dana Lyons,
+     Cecilia Ostrow, Greg Keeler, Robert Hoyt,
+     Tara Carnes, Marauder, Jesus,
+     Joanne Rand, Spring, and Ann Arkey.
+
+"Hillary wanted to go shopping at Shanghai Tang, on Pedder
+Street. A nice store, but there's a Shanghai Tang on Madison
+Avenue, New York, where traffic is tied up already."
+        PJ O'Rourke. International Affairs Desk. Rolling Stone.
+About Clinton's recent trip to China bringing an entourage of
+lakkies, groupies and losers that would make Frank Sinatra look like
+a wreckloose. (sic.)
+(ed note: there's a really potent article on the fastfood 
+industry in RS 794 too. pg. 58 if you need that. (Not counting
+pullouts, smellies and postage paids) not sure if it's on
+http://www.rollingstone.com I didn't think to look; I bought paper
+this week.)
+
+
+     <?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?>
+     &now4 lettuce. lettuce 2 d'ettigors...
+     <!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!>
+
+Before my Email bottomed out on me a while back, you and I 
+were discussing the possibilities of converting your ATI 
+Newsletter to a home page that I could host on my WebSite.
+Did anything come of this idea from your end?
+Phil (614)
+
+
+
+To The Editor of ATI:
+Subject: Found on the net.....
+
+http://www.lysator.liu.se/etexts/hacker/digital1.html
+Most any underground board not
+hopelessly lame and out-of-it would feature 
+a complete run of Phrack - and, possibly, 
+the lesser-known standards of the underground: 
+the Legion of Doom Technical Journal, the
+obscene and raucous Cult of the Dead Cow files, 
+P/HUN magazine, Pirate, the Syndicate Reports, 
+and perhaps the highly anarcho-political 
+Activist Times Incorporated.
+From: deeply and bridget     (206) and (973)
+
+AN OPEN LETTER TO TAYLOR AND DEIDRE:
+No, I wasn't ever on Reading Rainbow.
+marco (414)
+
+A Letter:
+P!
+Schmuck Richardson (718)
+
+<!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!>
+     a dress all lettuce 2: 
+         ati@etext.org
+<?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?>
+
+
+Terror Ferret
+
+     Inspired by reasons that totally escape memory now, 
+     Jason bought a pet Ferret in 1986. Ferrets are small, 
+     long rodents that resemble minks or weasels, 
+     domesticated for possibly thousands of years and
+     bred for docility and in many cases albinoism. 
+     They are also known to have a very strong vicious streak 
+     if not disciplined at an early age. In the case of Jason's 
+     ferret, his reticence to hitting the ferret when she bit or 
+     attacked him or others (mostly because she was a runt female, 
+     and therefore extremely small for a ferret)
+     caused her to be a pure ball of anger 24 hours a day. 
+     She would attack people, walls, and anything else she 
+     percieved as a threat, including her own shadow. 
+     For this her original name (Ferrah) became overshadowed 
+     by her nickname, "Terror Ferret".
+
+     When The Works was put up, Jason listed Terror Ferret 
+     as his co-sysop, and indeed, she lived right next to 
+     the machine The Works resided on, in the Computer Half 
+     of Jason's Bedroom.  
+ 
+     Sadly, Terror Ferret's overbreeding (she was bought in 
+     a pet store) contributed to her catching pneumonia a year 
+     and a half after she was purchased and she died 
+     at the age of 2.
+    
+               ()()()()()()()()()()()()
+          ()()()()the mighty hinge: ()()()()
+               ()()()()()()()()()()()()   
+
+PAP #'s have been running since Infomaniack BBS days,
+The Works days, and Jackie Martling's fonefreekline
+got to its 10th year. (by the way, the TAPster is 
+still up at the same # 516-922-wine. Anyone know if
+mojo's 619-KING is still up? I'll have to call and see.)
+http://www.ioa.com/home/cprnbrill/CriticalMasses
+http://www.williamsmusic.simplenet.com/fab1.html
+http://www.acm.und.edu/~akeem/how.html
+http://www.billboard.com
+http://www.theworks.org
+http://www.works.org
+http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+http://www.olga.net
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/carulli.html
+http://www.suck.com
+http://www.medicine.wisc.edu/cgi-bin/traceroute
+http://www.tollfree.att.net/dir800
+http://www.muohio.edu/directory
+http://marco.franklins.net
+
+
+
+ ------
+|MY ATI|           your TRUSTED FRIEND 
+ ------            til the very END
+
+#9 Storage and Disposal. The storage and disposal portion of
+the label tells you under what conditions to store pesticides
+and how to throw away pesticides safely. Find the Storage and 
+Disposal section on the sample label.
+
+
+Fah-q's column
+         column
+Fah-q     column
+went on    column     The shop has
+the road    column     a very unique name:
+for the      column     Klekolo (Clay-ko-lo) An African word 
+first time    column     from Mali" A system of rules to live by
+in a while.    column     for peace and harmony in the world"
+ATI went to a   column     What a place, there were people
+kewl coffee shop column     standing around outside drinking coffee,
+in Middletown CT  column     talking, smoking and having a good
+this week.         column     time on some benches that were there.
+
+                  Inside there was a poetry reading going on. 
+One of the titles that I remember was "Just Go" there were more 
+but as happens to me all the time i can't read my notes. 
+But, this coming Wednesday Jesus, catwoman (jesus what is 
+her handle?) and I will go back and I will be bringing my
+micro-recorder and I will get my notes in voice.
+                  Please if you are in the area and have some 
+time come by and see me read some of my stuff that has been 
+collecting dust for years. YES I will be reading some of my poems 
+(even if jesus keeps saying "no you ain't)
+                    
+                  181 Court Street
+                  Middletown, CT
+                         06457
+                  (860)343-9444
+                  klekolo@aol.com          
+
+ ------
+|MY ATI|
+ ------
+
+
+
+
+APPEARING AT A FUNNY BONE NEAR YOU!!!
+Dan Grueter
+Vince Morris
+Untamed Shrews (rated X)
+The Legendary Wid
+Mark Weisenheimer
+Doc Barham
+Chris Titus
+TC Hatter & Marcianne
+Sam Griesbaum
+Bob Nelson
+Jiffy Jeff
+Eppy Eppeman
+Football Guy
+And a special "piss off" to Mitzi, Howie and Paulie.
+
+
+(PAWN) Prime Anarchist Whirld Newz is a PAP production.
+       (Figger at 1 out...)
+Mainstreet, USA - 7-11 Fighting Literacy.
+   Starting this week 7-11, a Southland Corporation, will 
+begin calling themselves Seven Until Eleven. 
+   Also, when you leave the store, a speech synthesizer
+near the door will say, "thank you, have a nice day; and
+you are five foot ten inches tall. Good bye."
+
+
+
+
+ANOTHER MAN'S DONE GONE
+  w. woodie guthrie m. billy bragg
+Sometimes I think I'm gonna lose my mind | But it
+don't look like I ever do | I loved so many people
+everywhere I went | Some too much, others not 
+enough | I don't know, I may go down or up or any-
+where | But I feel like this scribbling might stay |
+Maybe if I hadn't of seen so much hard feelings | I
+might not could have felt other people's | So when 
+you think of me, if and when you do, | just say,
+well, another man's done gone | Well, another 
+man's done gone
+
+
+
+ ------
+|MY ATI|   Your Trusted Friend Since 1988
+ ------
+
+Bikini Buskin
+   a poem by the prime anarchist
+
+Tanya and Kerry, come back
+From Shawano, your bikinis
+Tipped me twice.
+
+Can't get enough; I synthesize
+both Bad Company
+AND Smashmouth.
+
+Lemo-nemon-ade is free
+So long as I'm learning
+Raindrops keep falling
+On my head.
+
+Dancin flatfoot wearin kokopeli legs.
+She tips the busker wearin koko's necklace.
+And his shoulderblade tattoo
+Too.
+
+Kokopeli stickin out of your
+Bikini would about
+Kill me.
+
+Is this the Real World or The Way?
+Why'd you dunk your cotton candy
+In my lemonemonade?
+
+Tanya and Kerry - you were sweet.
+Come back.
+
+
+
+ ------
+|MY ATI|           your TRUSTED FRIEND 
+ ------            til the very END
+
+
+           <!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!>
+                 a dress all lettuce 2: 
+                     ati@etext.org
+           <?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?>
+
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+   H O R S E   P U C K I E
+ 
+An Open Letter To Guild Guitars
+ 
+Great pictures of white people building D-55
+guitars in your Westerly, RI factory. I saw
+them in your summer insert to Guitar Player
+Magazine.
+  But I'm confused. How come you didn't photograph
+any of the Mexican people who work so hard in your
+plants?
+
+Sincerely,
+Prime Anarchist
+e&p ATI since 1988
+
+
+**************
+ ** Ya  Mon, **- - - - - - - - - - - -/
+  **************       142           /
+  /             August 31, 1998     /
+ /          243rd day of the year  /
+/Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a    /
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to help,help,/  send SASE? Guano!
+/help y'all, and us  /  stamps??? email?? SPAM?!?
+change the world    /    to:
+radically, in less /    ATI@etext.org
+than two minute   /     
+increments.      /      
+- - - - - - - - -       
+
+
+
+
+
+
+Hello, and welcome to ATI. The EDLIN issue.
+That's right. Portions of this issue have been
+brought to you using the EDLIN command from 
+(now get ready for this) DOS 3.3
+Now if that isn't a blast from the past, eh?
+Got some really good stuff for you this week. 
+It's late coming out, just because I was busy
+making "dinero" at festivals all weekend. So
+you probably get this early or late Monday.
+Prime.
+
+
+
+ .....................
+.  ALL  BIKES   NOT   .
+. PROPERLY   LOCKED   .
+.INTO BIKE RACKS WILL .
+.  HAVE  LOCKS  CUT   .
+.OFF  AND WILL BE PUT .
+.   IN    STORAGE.    .
+.   THERE  MAY BE  A  .
+.  STORAGE  OR        .
+. RECOVERY  FEE       .
+.CHARGED.             .
+ .....................
+
+                            HAPPY 40TH B-DAY
+                            CLIFFS NOTES (TM)
+ 
+
+All the tornados around the continental US that are hitting, yea
+devastating hectare after hectare of land that never saw funnels
+before might be explained by a 1975 speech that a Hopi man and
+a Navajo woman gave at an Arizona college.
+   I badly paraphrase but the idea remains intact.
+   "Keep pulling Uranium out of the ground and you will throw
+off the thunder and lightning and wind."
+   That was the woman, the man was more direct.
+   "Tornados, where tornados don't belong. People will die at 
+the hands and feet of their addiction to technology." 
+
+
+ *ATI has received *
+ * 11 awards in    *
+ *   the last 12   *
+ *    months!      *
+ *but WE DON't CARE*
+ * so you won't see*
+ *medals, banners  *
+ * links or cutsie *
+ *graphics here OR *
+ * at the homepages*
+
+
+Red Wing Black Bird a song by Marco
+
+Red Wing Black Bird; 
+Where are you.
+Are you out there,
+Beyond the blue.
+
+R W B B
+Near or far;
+Keep me guessing,
+Where you are.
+
+R W B B
+There you are;
+I can see you,
+From my car.
+
+R W B B
+Hear you shout,
+Cut the motor,
+Jump on out.
+ 
+pap #'s run
+http://www.promo.net/pg
+http://elnom.com/mahome
+http://members.tripod.com/~theshynessclinic
+http://www.webpost.net/tu/turtlesbook
+http://www.meer.net/~johnl/e-zine-list/zines/ati.html
+http://www.timesoft.com/hopi
+http://www.wolfenet.com/~tucker/z/spnism.htm
+http://members.xoom.net/bridget973
+http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html
+http://www.escape.com/~bobzark
+http://www.kmf.org/williams/bushbook/bush15.html
+http://www.kmf.org/williams/bushbook/bush7.html
+http://www.uxu.org
+http://www.cc.ukans.edu/about_lynx/www_start.html
+http://www.thepentagon.com/barataeletrica
+http://www.createpeace.com
+http://www.coyote.org
+http://www.infected.com
+http://www.boltreporter.com
+http://vvv.com/~weirdal
+http://www.host.net/cia
+
+    C A L A N D R I A 
+August 31, 1998. ATI142 hits presses.
+September 5, 1887. Crazy Horse assassinated.
+Sept. 6, 1998. Projected date for issue 143 or ATI.
+Sept. 9, 1828. Leo Tolstoy born.
+Sept. 13, 1916. Raold Dahl born.
+Sept. 17, 1883. William Carlos Williams born.
+October 1, 1976. World Vegetarian Day.
+Oct. 3, 1900. Thomas Wolfe born.
+Oct. 9, 1967. Che Guevera executed, Bolivia.
+Oct 12, 1492 Natives discover Columbus.
+November 2, 1812. Lord Byron speaks in favor of Luddites in Parliament.
+Nov. 12, 1974. Karen Silkwood murdered.
+NOV 28. Buy Nothing Day
+
+
+ADWATCHERS
+Subway's running a particularly evil campaign right now. At least
+their radio spots seem awfully abusive. 
+   If other people's foods make you drowsy after you eat a meal, 
+come try their new chicken sandwich. Never mind that it's probably
+a poorly genetically engineered Louis Rich product that they 
+likely offered to Subway "rather than throwing it all away."
+   Excuse me, you don't need a PHD in nutrition sciences to
+know that a type of food has almost nothing to do with Subway's
+new Gingivita-halitosa-tarter. THAT DROWSINESS PHENOMENON IS 
+CAUSED BY TOO MANY CALORIES NO MATTER WHAT YOU ATE.
+   Oh well, their myth will work, they'll make a gazillion dollars
+and we'll still have just as many of our own people on a never
+ending quest searching desperately for something, anything they
+can spend money on and eat two-or-more-portions-per-meal-of 
+that won't make them _______(fill in the blank -
+almost any adjective will work. =)
+  
+
+
+ 
+ 
+      /I ' D    R A T H E R/
+     /B E   R E A D I N G /
+    / A C T I V I S T    /
+   /T I M E S ,  I N C  /
+ 
+
+
+Hey Marco Polo:
+I think this is the last message I got from you. 
+How are you? Where are you? 
+No more online zine? 
+Prime anarchist?
+Lemme know-
+Shawn (206)
+
+
+Why The English Are Superior To Other Races 
+(Especially Americans!!!!!)
+1. They speak English.
+2. When they host a world championship they invite 
+other countries.
+3. Visitors to the Head of State are only expected 
+to go down on one knee.
+Michael (617)
+
+
+To The Editor Of ATI:
+hey i tried to listen to it but i am on web tv 
+and it would not let me hear it..sorry
+bob (718)
+
+Sam Nunn is a Bilderberger and is definitely not, 
+IMO, a "good guy."  Also notice that in the interview, 
+he said "penetrate" three times and used the words 
+"Boy Scouts" once after saying "penetrate." This is a 
+Freudian slip, IMO.  I will write no more on that particular
+subject.  However, I was fascinated that he did seem to say
+(hallelujah!) that CIA employees have murdered while 
+on the payroll.  At least that much has now been admitted, 
+publicly, by a man who has every reason to know the 
+details of such operations.
+K. Sullivan (404)
+
+
+To ATI:
+"No question that an admission of making false statements 
+to government officials and interfering with the FBI is an 
+impeachable offense."
+Bill Clinton, ARKANSAS GAZETTE, August 8, 1974, page 7-A.
+
+The ARKANSAS DEMOCRAT, two days earlier -- August 6, 1974, 
+page 10-A -- quoted Bill Clinton again talking about the need 
+for Nixon to leave office:
+
+"Bill Clinton, Democratic candidate for the 3rd Congressional 
+District, said, "There is nothing left to say. 
+There's no point putting this country through an impeachment 
+since [Nixon] isn't making any pretense of innocence now... 
+This country has suffered so long."
+
+Cipher (whereabouts won't be known)
+
+
+
+interesting anarchist collum. 
+at first i thought it to be spam but 
+thought it nifty when i read some of it. 
+howw did i end up on your list? 
+i also run an anarchist publication go to:
+http://www.wolfenet.com/~tucker/z/spnism.htm
+to find out about it.
+
+??? (???) 
+
+
+Hey Hey Hey
+Can I be OUT of your mailing list?
+Please.
+Thank's in advance.
+Juan (MX)
+
+
+
+I gotta say, I hadn't really gone through your ATI letters before 
+(from the UA list), but tonight I'm tripping and totally digging 
+the whole thing.  A bunch of BBSes got burned in my area when 
+I was getting into the whole scene...snif...anyway, I wanted 
+to say that this is nifty lil zene you have.  Good stuff, man.  
+Much better than some of these backyard highschool
+punks on the list.
+-jim  (sf)
+
+
+<{;<)=!!!!!==={
+George (860)
+
+
+"I am convinced that those societies (as the Indians) 
+which live without government, enjoy in their general mass 
+an infinitely greater degree of happiness than those who 
+live under the European governments. Among the former, public 
+opinion is in the place of law, and restrains morals as
+powerfully as laws ever did anywhere. Among the latter, 
+under pretense of governing, they have divided their nations 
+into two classes, wolves and sheep. I do not exaggerate... 
+Experience declares that man is the only animal which devours 
+his own kind; for I can apply no milder term to the
+governments of Europe, and to the general prey 
+of the rich on the poor."
+--Thomas Jefferson to Edward Carrington, 1787. 
+
+"The sheep are happier of themselves than under 
+the care of the wolves."
+--Thomas Jefferson: Notes on Virginia Q.XI, 1782. 
+
+Michael (CH)
+
+
+<The bowl of petunias thinks to itself>:
+"Oh no, not again"
+
+Beep Beep Beep.....
+The website you have reached.....
+
+http://www.interactive.net/~bridget
+has been changed....
+The new website is....
+
+http://members.xoom.net/bridget973
+
+Please make a note of it....
+
+Some other thoughts.....
+Should CLINTON:(Certified Liar In National Top Office Now) 
+be impeached?
+I think so. First off, he lied to the American people.
+Makes you wonder what ELSE he lied about.
+Now he isn't the first President to lie, 
+but 4 years and 40 MILLION dollars....
+40 million TAX dollars just to prove that Slick Willie 
+couldn't keep it in his pants?
+Shit, that could feed a lot of hungry people 
+and sure help the homeless....
+What about Billary? That blonde headed bimbo's face 
+must be redder than Bozo the Clown on a bad makeup day. 
+And Chelsea? Who gives a rats ass? Probobly getting
+drunk at frat parties.
+   What the American people need is a President that is 
+willing to stand up and let the truth be known about 
+all things the Government knows. All the coverups, all
+the conspiracies.....
+   The American people over the last 30 years have 
+watched this country go downhill and downhill its gone.
+Enough is enough. Ground Zero should be president. 
+A no nonsense president that would get shit done.
+Seriously. If you think about it, a woman in 
+the White House that would cut the bullshit from
+government. Who cares why ketchup comes out of a bottle slow? 
+Them $500 toilet seats aren't funny either.
+What is needed is a show on prime time showing 
+exactly where our tax dollars go.
+(Hey GZ! Wanna host that one??) 
+I know ABC news does something like this once a week.
+First an URL on conspiracy:
+http://home.att.net/~joserojas/conspiracy.html
+
+And another mystery:
+
+http://www.eskimo.com/~billb/hum/hum.html
+
+anon (???)
+
+
+ 
+      /I ' D    R A T H E R/
+     /B E   R E A D I N G /
+    / A C T I V I S T    /
+   /T I M E S ,  I N C  /
+ 
+
+
+
+
+
+HOT NOCTURNAL ANIMAL: Mountain Bikers. (swiped-in * from RS 793)
+   The new masters of darkness, night-riding mountain bikers are like
+goths with better tans. With major innovations in bike lights thousands
+of riders are now jumping on their bikes when the deer and ring-tailed
+lemurs play. In warm-weather areas like California, Arizona and Florida,
+nocturnal-riding clubs have sprouted like nightshade. Some have bumped
+antlers with deer. Others have looked into the crazy green reflection
+of a mountain lion's eye.
+   Mountain bikers, who have a greater crossover with Rainbow 
+Gatherers than with triathlon geeks, have begun to assemble, Woodstock-
+fashion, in fields across the country to enter twenty-four-hour races.
+Picture tent cities in red-rock canyons, wafts of sage mingling with 
+essence of WD-40. There are also divisions for sheer masochists, but
+most join 4 or 5 person teams and ride alternate legs like relay 
+runners. They spend the hours between excruciating laps sleeping,
+inhaling bean burritos, diddling with bikes or chugging beer. Where
+there was but one 24-hour race four years ago, there are now around
+twenty. The big ones routinely draw 1,500 competitors or more.
+But the mother of all night-biking events is still "Twenty-four Hours
+of Moab," which takes place in Utah every October.
+
+   (* swiped in - "typed in" with/without permission - the t-phile's
+      equivalent to: "could not be reached for comment. =))
+
+
+
+Young People's Press in Toronto announced the launch of Equality Today!,
+an anti-racism E-zine. Among the contributors to this edition 
+include a substantial number of Aboriginal writers.
+Check out http://www.equalitytoday.org
+
+
+(PAWN) TEGUCIGALPA, Honduras - Christopher Columbus stands trial as
+his accusers say they still suffer from his alleged misdeeds.
+   The Genoese navigator is accused of genocide, robbery and slave
+trading. 
+   The trial opened Monday on a national holiday honoring Lempira,
+the Lenca Indian leader who led resistance to the Spanish Conquest
+begun in Honduras in 1524.
+   Columbus will be defended by former Honduran Culture Minister 
+Rodolfo Pastor Fasquelle. If found guilty, Columbus may be exhumed,
+tarred, feathered and then flogged.
+   His frostbitten toes will be imported to a bar in Canada to be 
+mixed into martinis during happy hour.
+
+
+
+
+THE EZLN'S REVOLUTIONARY LAW FOR WOMEN
+
+The EZLN, in their revolutionary struggle for the liberation of its 
+people, incorporates women in the revolutionary struggle regardless
+of their race, religion, color, or political affiliation, and with
+the only purpose of making theirs the demands of an exploited people
+and because of their commitment to bring to realization the laws and
+rules of the revolution. Further, taking into consideration the
+situation of the working woman in Mexico, their fair demands for
+equality and justice are incorporated in the following REVOLUTIONARY
+LAW FOR WOMEN:
+
+1) Women, regardless of race, religion or political affiliation,
+   have the right to participate in the revolutionary struggle 
+   in the location and to whatever degree their will and ability
+   determine.
+2) Women have the right to work and receive a fair salary.
+3) Women have the right to decide the number of children they
+   want to have and of whom they can take care.
+4) Women have the right to participate in the community affairs
+   and to hold political offices if they are elected freely and
+   democratically.
+5) Women and their children have the right to obtain basic health
+   and nutrition.
+6) Women have a right to education.
+7) Women have the right to choose their mate and to not be forced
+   into marriage.
+8) No woman may be hit or be physically abused neither by her
+   relatives nor strangers. Attempts to rape will be severely
+   punished.
+9) Women may occupy administrative positions in the organization 
+   and they may obtain military rankings in the armed revolutionary
+   forces.
+10)Women will have all the rights and responsibilities that the
+   revolutionary laws and rules indicate.
+
+
+
+ 
+      /I ' D    R A T H E R/
+     /B E   R E A D I N G /
+    / A C T I V I S T    /
+   /T I M E S ,  I N C  /
+ 
+
+
+ATI ends with a poem.
+RIPPLE - by marco
+
+   20 seconds of contemplative
+   21 seconds of Tibetan Singing Bowl
+   1 minute later
+I hear from my room
+An auto alarm
+Runs its sequence
+   Silence
+   42 seconds more
+   Again we sing
+Sequence
+Silence
+Repeat
+Fade
+
+
+
+Have a nice week, &
+If you don't want to miss a beat
+Send:
+SUBSCRIBE ATI (your name)
+to:
+listserv@intst.com
+
+Unsubscribing is just as easy; 
+We won't insult your intelligence and/or 
+further confuse you...
+
+
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+PRIME ANARCHIST SAYS SORRY
+
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+            .......
+            .Issue.
+            .143!!.
+            .......
+
+That's it! One more download and I'll kill -9 you.
+
+<><><><><><><><>
+
+Hello there,
+Whereas, whereas, whereas & whereas, Be it hereby
+resolved, that I, Prime Anarchist, this week of
+Full Moon, September, 1998, turn over my weekly 
+column to Subcomdante Insurgente Marcos:
+
+<><><><><><><><>
+
+"I do what I always do in these cases: I put the message
+in the bottle, put the top on tightly with some chewing
+gum of chamoy which the sea gives me, I plant myself
+firmly by the side of the ceiba, with all my strength,
+I throw the bottle with the message very far. A trail
+of cloud gets it and, navigating, takes it to-wherever-
+it-knows-to-take-it. There goes the bottle. Whoever finds
+it can, by breaking it, break the silence and find some
+answers and many questions. Perhaps he will also be able
+to read..."
+
+<><><><><><><><><><><>
+
+In the name of the 300
+
+<><><><><><><><><><><>
+     
+    "The Ballad Of Kevin Mitnick: a parody."
+    To the tune of Gilligan's Island
+    By Deeply Shrouded And Quiet (206)
+
+"It started when they tracked him down,
+and threw him in a cell."
+The time he's spent, the years gone by,
+It's been a living hell.
+He sits in jail, without no bail.
+They say he is a threat.....
+The whole damned thing's political
+On that you can sure bet.....
+On that you can sure bet.....
+
+No phone! No 'net! No ISP!
+Not a single luxury!
+With murderers and psychopaths,
+He's locked up as can be....
+In Sol-i-tary.....
+
+Now Bernie S. they let him out
+yes Bernie S is free....
+While Kevin sits and rots in jail
+In Sol-i-tary....
+In Sol-i-tary....
+
+The movie that they want to make....
+It is a bunch of lies....
+But Mirimax don't give a damn.....
+If Kevin lives or dies.....
+If Kevin lives or dies.....
+
+So spread this song throughout the world....
+And let the public see....
+No speedy trial all three years......
+Kevin should be set free....
+Kevin should be set free....
+
+
+
+
+
+#'s
+http://www.webpost.net/tu/turtlesbook/busking.html
+http://www.nap.cuhm.mx/nap0htm
+http://serpiente.dgsca.unam.mx/jornada/grupos.html
+http://www.nuclecu.unam.mx/~jornada/980816.dir/mexico.html
+http://www.laneta.apc.org/cdhbcasas
+http://www.globalexchange.org
+http://musicglobalnetwork.com
+http://marco.franklins.net
+http://www.beograd.com/truth
+
+"If the shameful acts of the Mexican political class are 
+merchandise for the powerful communications media, and
+whose successful presentation is measured in "rating"
+points, for the immense majority of those who struggle
+and die between the Rio Bravo and the Suchiate, they are
+only a continuation of the State crime which spans almost
+the entire century."
+   -- Elisabeth (414)
+
+
+AND NOW, A LETTUCE TO THE EDITOR
+
+      /                 ?              /
+     /send all lettuce 2 ati@etext.org/
+
+    /                 ?              /
+
+
+Eat bannanas much?
+ftp://material.net/IMP3/web/pub/
+I wouldn't suggest eating any of that loveable
+Chicitah Bannan Bitches food anytime soon.
+Havn't read about it?
+Thats because Chicittah <the mispelling is a sign of my genious>
+has been suing anyone who even thinks of making any sort of 
+"allegations" against that loveable 3rd world icon.
+God forbid your an ISP and you host this commie page!!!
+http://www.panix.com/~jimcook/ntw-test.html
+Read about the new FAQ on how to keep info like this moving
+faster than the lawyers can keep up.
+Its nice to think that geeks are keeping up with the lawyer
+scum who would prefer we live in a Prozac happy 
+<and I'm on it so shut your mouth> Gray world.
+....
+Ian
+(disadent)
+
+
+to: ati@etext.org
+
+we used to write like 8 years ago. 
+i didn't know ATI was still
+around and i don't know how i got on their list, 
+but keep'em coming!
+where is she & what's she [GZ] up to?
+
+apollo... 
+
+
+
+Dear ATI Marco Capelli,
+Here is a pretty intresting press release 
+we think pertains to your ezine.
+For more information please contact Mike Kelum (702) or 
+email: admin@vegasgirls2u.com 
+You can also preview the site at
+http://www.vegasgirls2u.com -- 
+Actual outcall girls and guys are available
+for interviews or appearances. 
+President John Zito is also available for
+comment.
+
+Press Release-For Immediate Release
+Internet Prostitution?
+LAS VEGAS, September 1, 1998 - 
+The promotion of outcall girls is online.
+The controversial, newly launched website is
+the first collection of hundreds of professional 
+outcall girls who are available 24 hours a day 
+to come direct to your Las Vegas hotel room to
+strip totally naked and dance for you in the 
+privacy of your own room. With both men and 
+women available, nude photos are displayed with a brief
+description, including measurements, interests, and phone number. 
+
+The site is run by First Class Incorporated 
+(President, John Zito) which has been running outcall 
+services in Las Vegas for the last 15 years.
+Police allege the site is nothing more than 
+a front for prostitution. Zito denies those allegations.
+
+First Class Incorporated has dabbled in the adult 
+'online market' but never before were girls accessible 
+directly online for in-room service. Zito, who
+is not only posting a large collection of girls 
+from his agency, has added <...> 
+         (Rest Deleted Because Who Cares)
+
+[Editors Note: What on EARTH made your robot think this
+release would be "a pretty intresting press release 
+we think pertains to your ezine." I published this
+just to show you all what kinds of silliness I put up
+with week to week. Ay yay, yay, yay...]
+
+
+
+Estimado navegante:
+US$ 120.000.000 lo esperan en: 
+http://209.75.79.87/mazal
+y un tentador regalo para el espiritu en:
+http://209.75.79.87/tiera
+Nunca su bolsillo y su espiritu tan cerca de enriquecerse.
+Gracias por su atencion.
+R.M. 
+[ed note: no gracias]
+
+
+ ------
+|MY ATI|
+ ------
+
+Hi!
+   Don't stop at 12 awards, here is the 13th, the unlucky one -- 
+the folks on the missing floor in the hotel award you a 
+Grand Award for making people laugh while making them think 
+and informing them.  
+   Consider this the smallest award that can be bestowed 
+upon a man, but hey, it's better than nothing!
+
+*******************
+***   A GRAND   ***
+***    AWARD    ***
+***             ***
+***    TO ATI   ***
+***             ***
+***      FOR    ***
+***   HUMOR     ***
+***    IN THE   ***
+***     FACE    ***
+***    OF EVIL  ***
+*******************
+
+Sincerely,
+
+Russell D. Hoffman
+Carlsbad, CA
+
+
+
+"I have taken a shining to Zoot Suit Riot by the Cherry
+Popping Daddys (sp?) - a rivival of swing in the 90s. 
+Who would of thought....."              
+My son Brian sings the chorus to this 
+(having seen the video on TV).
+We've even taken to calling him "Zoot Suit Brian."  
+As in "Zoot Suit Brian ... BRIAN ... 
+throw him in the back of the van ..." 
+(to the tune of ZSR).  
+deadhead20@juno.com
+
+27 Aug 1998 
+04:18:49 GMT
+
+
+Greetings from Swiss exile!
+Billy Blythe a/k/a Bill Clinton, was ignorant to have an 
+"inappropriate relationship" with the young, intern. 
+You have to be ignorant to do something like that in such a 
+public place while you're such a public person: the number ONE 
+public person and the number ONE public place. He can't keep his 
+pants on, just like the doll that's sellin' like hotcakes
+all over the world, the "Bubba" doll that you must have seen 
+over there.
+   He is, among other things, a sex maniac. He's also, 
+as a major British newspaper recently pointed out, 
+"stupid dumb SOB". Their Swiss counterpart plastered on their 
+exceptionally large, boldface headlines: 
+"The President Is A Fool!"
+   He's pulling the USA even lower in the gutter than it's 
+been the past few years that he's been in "office". 
+The USA is now thought of as a world dictator, and the dictator 
+snorts coke, murders his opponents and can't keep his sex organ 
+in his shorts. The Swiss used to adore Herr Clinton and the
+country he presides over. No more. Like the rest of the world, 
+they are beginning to nurture a hatred of the USA and their 
+cokehead "leader" which will take many years to extinguish. 
+The cover this week calls the USA the "World Dictator" and 
+the extensive article tells how Billy Blythe a/k/a 
+Bill Clinton is: 
+"...everything from a sex degenerate to a cocaine dealer to
+a murderer." This is only one of hundreds of similar 
+magazine/newspaper covers that look like this. 
+   If you'd travel a bit outside the USA, you'd be absolutely 
+ashamed to see what the world thinks of America and Americans 
+today. They're a laughing stock, especially El Presidente. 
+When an America-loving conservative magazine like "FACTS" 
+puts something on the cover like the mentioned picture, 
+you know Billy Blythe's damaged the reputation of 
+the country more than all the other presidents 
+in history combined. 
+   He makes Georgey Porgy look like an honourable man, 
+and he, too, was a sex pervert, but at least he raped 
+and murdered six-year-old boys like "Brandon" 
+behind-the-scenes, in a secret lodge in Nebraska, 
+not in the Oval Office.
+   In Liberty,
+MICHAEL BOREN WILLIAMS
+Freedom Fighter in Exile
+http://www.kmf.org/williams
+http://www.williamsmusic.simplenet.com
+
+
+
+Marco,
+Thank you very much for visiting our e-zine and leaving a message 
+on our guestbook.  We apologize for not responding earlier but 
+raising an infant, finishing law school and studying for 
+(and then taking) the bar exam left us a bit frazzled.  
+We sincerely appreciate your comments about our zine and hope to 
+have the next issue out in a couple of weeks.
+Ray and Kim Goforth
+Social Justice
+http://members.tripod.com/~goforth/socialjustice.html
+
+
+      /                 ?              /
+     /send all lettuce 2 ati@etext.org/
+
+    /                 ?              /
+
+
+
+
+<PAWN>(Prime Anarchist World News Tonite)
+VATICAN CITY--In a historic reversal of its nearly 
+2,000-year-old pro-meek stance, the Catholic Church announced 
+Tuesday that it is permanently rescinding the traditional "blessed" 
+status of the world's meek.
+     "Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ once said, 
+     'Blessed are the meek,'"said Pope John Paul II in a papal 
+     bull read before the College of Cardinals. "However, there 
+     has always been a tacit understanding between the Church 
+     and the meek that this 'blessed' status was conditional upon 
+     their inheritance of the earth, an event which seems
+     unlikely to happen anytime in the foreseeable future. 
+     Our relationship, therefore, must be terminated."
+"Screw the meek," the pope added.
+     Citing "two millennia of inaction and non-achievement" 
+     by the world's impoverished and downtrodden, the pope 
+     contended that the meek's historic inability to improve 
+     their worldly status constituted "bad faith" on their part.
+"Twenty centuries should have been more than enough time for them to 
+inherit the earth," the Supreme Pontiff said. 
+"For years, the Catholic Church has made every effort to help them, 
+but at some point, enough is enough. We are patient, but we are 
+not saints."
+     Catholic leaders around the world were vocal in their 
+     support of the pope.
+"The meek have abused their blessed status for far too long now," 
+said Bernard Law, Archbishop of Boston. "From the Renaissance to the
+Industrial Revolution to the current Global Information Age, the meek
+have always somehow managed to sit back and do nothing while others
+worked hard to make advances and improve their lives. They have
+collected the Catholic Church's spiritual welfare checks 
+for long enough."
+     "Everything about the meek, from their simple garments 
+     to their quiet demeanors to their utter lack of can-do spirit, 
+     goes against Church philosophy," Cardinal Jean-Claude Turcotte 
+     of Montreal said. "Sitting back and expecting the Lord 
+     to provide is not the type of behavior for which the Church 
+     should be rewarding its followers."
+The change in policy toward the meek is also rooted in financial
+considerations: According to Vatican statistics, though more than 80
+percent of the world's Catholics live below the poverty line, the
+Catholic Church receives less than 2 percent of its annual earnings of
+$395 billion from such people.
+     "The meek's blessed status was originally bestowed upon them 
+     by Jesus Christ Himself, but there is enough latitude in 
+     His gospels and teachings to allow us discretion in this manner," 
+     the pope said, "especially in light of the financial goals of 
+     the Church as it enters the 21st century. From this day forward, 
+     the Church position shall be, 'Blessed are the affluent, 
+     for they have indeed inherited the Earth.'"
+In an effort to move away from its traditional meek core demographic
+and attract more upscale worshipers, Vatican officials announced a
+number of changes for the Gospels. Among them: Christ shall be said to
+have been born in a rustic-but-spacious birthing suite and not a
+manger, with the amount of gold and frankincense bestowed upon Him by
+the wise men quadrupled and the amount of myrrh halved; it shall
+henceforth be as easy for a rich man to enter Heaven as it is for a
+camel to pass through a heated three-car garage; and the episode
+between Christ and the moneylenders in the temple shall from now on be
+interpreted as an internecine argument over appropriately aggressive
+fundraising tactics.
+     According to Holy See spokesperson Salvatore Vittorio, 
+     a new Catholic Church payment plan has been established, 
+     with blessedness and God's everlasting love free of charge 
+     once a nominal baptism/membership fee has been paid. 
+     For an additional fee, Catholics can become "Gold
+     Circle" members of the Church, entitling them to such perks as
+     forgiveness, sainthood and special priority seating at the 
+     right hand of the Father upon death.
+"We do not wish the Church to become completely exclusionary,'
+Vittorio said. "If any of the former meek wish to change their ways,
+they may certainly do so. But it won't be the free ride they got
+before, I can promise you that."
+
+
+ ------
+|MY ATI|
+ ------
+
+OH! DO ME TOO.
+(PAWN)-Georgia.
+   Borith Yaltsin admits publicly to an affair with
+Raisa Gorbachov.
+   "I pointed my missile," said the President, but we 
+did NOT, I repeat - did not have sex."
+   The president said it's over, he made a mistake;
+he's sorry, and his people want him to get right back
+to work.
+   At the end of the summit, Yaltsin taught Klinton
+the Russian tradition of hugging Hilary, Tiper and 
+Chelsee.
+   "It was awkward at first," said Klinton. "But I
+got better at it afterwards."
+   Klinton said he's not as good as Yaltsin at putting
+his tongue in Hilary's mouth. Once he got better at that
+he was able to begin working at traditional family
+valves. Klinton blew sax, while Yaltsin wailed on the
+3-string guitar.
+   Both wore leather pants that show the entire butt.
+
+
+AS IF 
+(An Activist Times Semi-Exclusive) - Sioux Falls, SD. 
+   "The question is whether the tribe has sovereignty over
+its own land."
+   Tom Cook - in charge of the Land-Use association's hemp
+project on  the Pine Ridge reservation. 
+   "I'm glad they're not asking whether they have sovereignty 
+over someone ELSE's land, Tom," said Prime Anarchist.
+
+
+ 
+      /I ' D    R A T H E R/
+     /B E   R E A D I N G /
+    / A C T I V I S T    /
+   /T I M E S ,  I N C  /
+ 
+
+
+As per usual, we end with pottery.
+
+Weird or Wired??
+Washington & Cherry
+Brown library.
+Woman sits at the Microsoft Explorer box 
+Constantly referring to a pocket PC.
+The one-line screen tells her
+What web sites to "go to."
+As she finds "of interest,"
+Out comes the pen, and she's poking
+about the qwerty.
+Hmmm...
+
+
+Have a nice week, &
+If you don't want to miss a beat
+Send:
+SUBSCRIBE ATI (your name)
+to:
+listserv@intst.com
+
+
+Unsubscribing is just as easy; 
+We won't insult your intelligence and/or 
+further confuse you...
+
+
+Let The Phollowing Bee My Epitaf:
+Prime Anarchist 1964-20??
+Composed in 2 Milleniums
+Decomposing for so many more.
+"No more MSG, please."
+
+
+           <!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!>
+                 a dress all lettuce 2: 
+                     ati@etext.org
+
+           <?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?>
+
+
+
+This  has been ATI    tell your friends
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+LIVE! FROM A KINKO'S NEAR YOU; IT'S SATURDAY:
+And Here Is your ATI.
+
+   "A dozen dollars is almost a gross of pesos."
+      -Nancy Reagan, when asked if she might
+      have it too. 1976
+
+   We begin with a poem:
+
+A left sandal on the highway
+Forgotten, wild, lonely.
+Like a sundial growing under vines.
+Lost like a left handed skateboard,
+Mandala; showing the way.
+
+You take the high road
+Gnashing a mandible clicking the lower head.
+Underwater edible shock wear.
+
+Shedding clothing buying new.
+I left an Edison on; spinning 78.
+Right there over the low road.
+Old sandal
+Left on the highway.
+
+
+
+
+       AA      TTTTTTTT    IIIIIIII
+      A  A     TTTTTTTT    IIIIIIII
+     AA  AA       TT          II
+      AAAA    1   TT   4      II    4
+     AA  AA       TT          II
+     AA  AA       TT          II
+     AA  AA       TT       IIIIIIII
+    AA    AA      TT       IIIIIIII
+      C             I              N
+       T             M              C
+        I             E              !
+         V             S
+          I
+           S
+            T
+ 
+            .......
+            .Issue.
+            .144!!.
+            .......
+
+
+PAO NOODLES - A PRIME ANARCHIST OPINION. (PUBLISHER'S COLUMN)
+   Greetings. And welcome to ATI144. The "gross" issue. 
+It's 1am, Sunday, Sept 13, 1998 in the year of our
+Which Hunt.
+   Can I state my opinion? 
+   Clinton's going down. 
+   Fine.
+   Too bad, He always gave great hugs. Always so generous with his
+wonderful paraquat-free kind, smooth skunk-weed; and his acid never
+had any strichnine in it.
+   I don't give a rat's bad tripp about Monika, Paulette, or Tammie,
+Meg, Beth, Jamie, Trish, Marcia, Megan or Linda.  
+   I've now received more than 20 "secret" emails here at ATI 
+headquarters, with reason after credible reason why Clinton should
+be impeached -- and some or NONE (closer to 0) have anything to do
+with encounters of the sexual kind. 
+   He needs to go, but,   I'm going to say something really strong
+here:
+   Let me be perfectly unequivering (sic) -
+   Along with Clinton, needs to go down:
+   1) more than 300 congress-people
+   2) over 80 senators
+   3) thousands of administrators
+   4) just about every justice besides Rehnquist. (surprisingly the
+      only one who hasn't molested an underage girl, a mime, a lesbian
+      woman or the first ammendment in the last two months.
+   5) Anyone else I forgot to mention.
+   Why? 
+   You know why. I refuse to waste your time and mine listing all the
+transgressions - but I will state something personal which primarily
+picks my potatoes.
+   William Jefferson Clinton has one ugly nose.
+   It's heinous. I mean the honker from hell. A bulldog's better looking.
+Nixon's was humourous compared to that of the Hillary House-Husband.
+I mean it's half-way gin-blossomed already, for cryin' out loud.
+And if one more high schooler wakes up from her date-rape drug and 
+smashes the heel of her hand into it; it's going to be cauliflower.
+   OK now that I've taken us on this yummy rhetorical jaunt, can I
+ask you one question?
+   When are we going to discuss the power-differential that got 
+Clinton into this mess in the first place???
+
+
+
+
+
+             - - - - -
+             #'s 4 u:
+            - - - - -
+
+http://www.mexicosolidarity.org
+http://members.aol.com/papapossum/BucketLine.html
+http://www.phillynews.com/inquirer/98/Sep/05/opinion/LONG05.htm
+http://www.csoundcorp.com/sonrise/eveofdes.htm
+http://www.lyrics.ch   (thanks sisyphus)
+http://web2.kw.igs.net/~wgarvin/lyrics/main-nf.html
+http://www.deltablues.com
+
+
+
+               - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+Letters (A,B,C... for instance) From Our Readers:
+              - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+
+Howdy folks.  You can download the full text
+version of Kenneth Starr's testimony to Congress
+(text version) from Black Helicopters on the
+Horizon.  
+http://members.xoom.com/bridget973
+The site will be updated with other information
+shortly.
+Regards,
+bridget973@aol.com
+
+
+I care less about the government and if you guys want to 
+go blow up the pentagon I don't give a shit. 
+In my opinion it's not the government you
+should be concerned about it's those damn christians. 
+They're also a large percent of the voters, so the 
+"christian coalition" or whatever you call it, has a big 
+rope tied around our nations dick. So don't bother with the
+government go burn down some fucking churches! ! ! ! !
+ - TouRinquet  (517)
+        6
+      6
+    6
+  6  6 6
+ 6       6
+  6 6 6
+        6
+      6
+    6
+  6  6 6
+ 6       6
+  6 6 6
+        6
+      6
+    6
+  6  6 6
+ 6       6
+  6 6 6
+
+
+
+Editors:
+I don't know what an "Editor and Chief" would be, 
+though I strongly support the hiring of Native Americans. 
+Perhaps your frame of reference is the old "Superman" TV show, 
+where Jimmy Olson was always calling Perry White "chief," 
+but it was short for "editor-in-chief." In the heirarchy of a 
+newsroom, the editor-in-chief is the editor with
+authority over the other editor(s).
+I'm also curious about such seeming oxymorons as 
+"prime anarchist," "Consolidated Communications," 
+and an anarchist paper being published by a company 
+that's incorporated. Just wondering. 
+smatters@hotmail.com      
+
+
+monique, 
+neat stuff.
+got it from john's list.
+http://www.meer.net/~johnl/e-zine-list
+just sign me "an ati reader."
+an ati reader
+
+
+
+Greetings from Swiss exile!
+Larry King Live was supposed to be on here in 
+Switzerland at 18:00 tonight, but he wasn't. 
+He was supposed to be interviewing Senator John Ashcroft,
+who has called upon Clinton to resign. This is happening often. 
+Whenever Larry King's on and some distinguished party calls 
+for Clinton's resignation, suddenly Larry King is taken 
+off the air and there's a bullet about floods in Indonesia 
+or something. No wonder CNN is called "Clinton News Network".
+Michael (011)
+
+To The Editors Of ATI:
+Terrific pages. Great Design. 
+Great contribution to the World Wide Web.
+I am much impressed. I am awarding your site 
+the Poet's Award. Stop by my homepage to download 
+the award bearing the words "Poet's Award."
+http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7514
+Ernest Slyman
+
+
+Dear Prime Anarchist:
+Sup Marcos wrote your column last week. Have you met him in
+person? Is he as fly as they say?
+Renee (210)
+
+
+
+(dateline - halfmoon, September. 1998)
+PRIME ANARCHIST GOES TO THE '98 MTV   b l e e p    AWARDS.
+                Reprinted from ATI's Midweek Crisis.
+
+OK, This one I had to watch on the BLEEP tube.
+   I caught the last half "live" and only THEN watched the rest
+on VH-1, er, uh, I mean - VHS.
+   Got home late because of a gig I played at. Some little dive
+bar out there in the midwest somewhere west of Chicago; but awfully
+east of Jennnifer Loves Wycleff's crib. But hey, it truly WAS live;
+and 10% wasn't bleeped, blacked or otherwise network censored.
+   AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO NOTICED HOW CONTRIVED...
+        (and was Madonna's owner pissed out of his blockin' head??)
+              ...ALL THE SPONTANIONIONIOSMS WERE??? 
+   Am I the only one who cares?
+   This MIDWEEK CRISIS (trademarc) brought to you by:
+   1) 1 racist chi-wa-wa
+   2) two places to pay some "fairies with boots" twice what Cheryl
+      Crow-Magma deserves
+   3) three or four cars which even the welders and the tranny 
+      installation team members can't afford without hefty employee
+      discounts
+   4) and a red, white and abusive blue designer who isn't known for  
+      anything besides underwear, t-shirts and some smell in a bottle
+      that makes everyone sneeze half their lungs out before they 
+      begin feeling horney for no known reason.
+http://www.worstbuy.com
+http://www.chingordo.com
+http://vvv.tommy.com
+http://users.farfignewton.net
+http://www.generalelectric.com
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/notbot.html
+
+
+Dear ATI;
+      Yeah, but I just happened to notice that none of this 
+(mid)week's links went anywhere except General Electric's 
+and yours.  Is this a plot?  Are you demonstrating the notion 
+that we have but two options in this life:
+mind-numbing conformism or rampant activism?  
+What's it all about (anyway) Alfie?
+Sisyphus  (203) still-rolling-that-boulder  
+
+
+
+                      -------------------------
+                      response 2 bumper sticker
+                      -------------------------
+
+   /& ON THE 8TH DAY/                          \Yeah, Musta\
+  /GOD CREATED/                                   \Been On A\
+ /MARINES/                                            \Monday\
+
+
+
+
+(PAWN) - 10-year-old THE ONION finally got Crown Publishing to
+put out their book "The Onion Presents: Our Dumb Century: 100
+Years of Headlines from America's Finest News Source."
+  It's expected next April.
+
+
+<PEN> -=-=-=- A prime economic note -=-=-=-
+Face it - the DOW is going to go DOWn to 2600 where it belonged 
+in the first place. Everything between that and 10,000 was 
+manipulation and falsehood anyhow.
+   Faker than a silicone implant.
+   Fear not, however. It won't go much lower than that. There's 
+still always Exxoff and Drive Manhattan to chase this market.
+   Besides, just about every morning since 1990 I've had to wake
+up to the following NY Times headline:
+   X... CORPORATION ANNOUNCES LAYOFF OF X... THOUSAND EMPLOYEES
+BUT THE ECONOMY'S LOOKING UP.
+   Oh well, it's been inedible, I mean indolent, er, uh, ineffable,
+or inevitable.
+
+
+
+(PAWN)-HAVANA - Caztro Cries Foul Balling of Presidential Intern.
+  "The US and their thugs have been doing horrid things with 
+cigars for a very long time, but this is too much," said Caztro, 
+Cuba's leading tobacco expert.
+   He said between the CIA and various presidents - cigars have been
+put into just about every oriface known to man. He further stated
+that terrible things have been put into cigars as well.
+   Loads, bombs, poisons, listening devices, Caztro said have
+all been used to abuse perfectly fine cigars.
+   "I even had a $500 Cuban seed," said Caztro, "get ruined when
+Reagan squeezed a Luis Tiante spitball all over it."
+   He said the mucus from the Boston Red Sox pitcher made the 
+otherwise perfect cigar taste foul; and that it almost ruined his
+entire humidour. 
+   Asked about the new Klinton cigar with the Lewchinski love-juice,
+Caztro said, "cheapest cigar I've ever heard of. Why did el presidente
+waste such good love-juice on such a yucky blend of tobacco?
+   He said if it tastes as great as Klinton claims, he would like to
+order a hundred-forty-four of them. Caztro's final comment was 
+wondering aloud if Lewchinski might have any friends nearby.
+
+
+THIS YEAR'S PRAISON GROWERS HAVE NO REASON TO WHINE.
+------
+(PAWN)
+------
+A mild winter, early spring and temperate summer have Wisconsin 
+praison makers in a pickle.
+   The praison, a cross between a grape and a cucumber, is expected
+to break busloads of records this year, despite rude comments as 
+to its resemblence.
+   "Do we continue calling it a praison," asks Wolfe Wollersheim 
+of the Praire Du Sac Vineyard corporation, "or do we poke fun of
+the consumers themselves, and go ahead renaming it the prickle?"
+   Most of the state's 13 growers completed their harvest roughly
+three weeks ahead of schedule, said a Vegatable Times of Madison
+newspaper editorial.
+   Hillary Vandenbush of Boltham Praison workers union held one
+between her thumb and forefinger saying it looked like a shrivelly
+likeness of Bill Clinton on Steroids."
+   Asked how she would know, Vandenbush held it up again and licking
+it smiling winkingly, said, "tastes like a cigar."
+   Vineyard owner Peter Boltham-Beane plans to bottle 1,500 more
+cases of praison juice in an attempt to compete with Heinz, corp;
+condiments division.
+   "We're finally on a level playing field," he remarked about his
+readiness to call it Prickle-58.
+   "You eat us, and Heinz owes you one. Hey," he said. "be glad we
+didn't spice it up and call it Probasco.
+
+
+
+& as per usual:
+we end w/ a poem.
+
+THE 22 DAYS ROAD
+  by marc arnold.
+
+It was a Thursday
+And I was driving,
+N I was eating a BLT sandwich
+No B.
+
+There was a main road
+It wasn't open.
+N you can't get there - From 
+Here.
+
+Soon it will open;
+Then you can shop there.
+N you can go there;
+Mainstreet Revival.
+
+Consume.
+
+
+Have an ice weak, &
+If you don't want to miss a boat send:
+SUBSCRIBE ATI
+to:
+listserv@intst.com
+
+
+
+
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+"Feed your head."                            145!!!
+    -Alice's Door Mouse.
+                                             1-45. (the
+                                                     single
+                                                      record
+                                                       issue)
+                        /\i
+                       /  \s
+                     /      \s
+                     -      -u          
+                     / wlcm \e               
+                    /        \#                     
+                  /            \1                        
+                  -     2      -4                              
+                  /  a         \5
+                  \    t       /
+                   \      i   /
+                    \         \
+                     \ actvst  \
+                      \ tms nc. \
+                       \----------
+                         20Sep98
+                The chair is against the wall.  
+                     REPEAT  
+                           The chair is against the wall.
+
+
+Hi there, this is ATI and my name is marco.
+I'm the publisher. I usually have a column but
+tonite I don't pheel like righting one. So there.
+Have a nice weak.
+   -prime
+    /-\/-\/-\/-\
+   /This anarcho\
+   \rant brought/ 
+   /2 u by ATI. \
+   \not just a  /
+   /news organ. \
+   \It's the rag/
+   /read round  \
+   \the world.  /
+    \-/\-/\-/\-/
+
+
+
+
+    http://artcon.rutgers.edu/papertiger/news/SMupdate.html
+    http://nativeforest.org/lpthreat.html
+    http://www2.thecia.net/users/rnewman/scientology/home.html
+    http://www.scientology-kills.net
+    http://www.angelfire.com/mo/norborne2
+    http://www.navajoland.com
+    http://idt.net/~dorisaw
+    http://www.universalprosthesis.com/news/expert.html
+    http://www.radio4all.org/expert
+    http://www.givemeadollar.com
+    http://www.weberman.com/monica.htm
+    http://www.bozoland.com
+    http://digital.net/~cheshire/disclaimer
+    http://www.stevevaus.com/wrongnotright.spl.html
+    http://www.rtmark.com/homereg.html
+    http://www.mexicosolidarity.org
+    http://members.tripod.com/~goforth/socialjustice.html
+    http://www.WorldWideWillie.com
+
+   ---<><><><><><>--- comments?: ati@etext.org ---<><><><><><>---
+
+       and now:
+
+    LETTUCE FROM DEMS WITCH REED US:
+
+
+Prime,
+I Got a poem for U
+
+Loaded Words
+   a poem
+     by Poem (414)
+
+Whiteness
+Looking
+Acting 
+Passing
+Learning
+Assimilating
+Likeness; being
+Learning
+Stopping the madness
+Acting
+Noting
+Seeing
+Witness
+
+
+
+
+Dear ATI
+I bookmarked you these years because when Michael Jackson was 
+making headlines, you had less or none about MJ. When OJ Simpson 
+was overblown you had nothing or little about O... etc.
+     Now that Clinton's making headlice <please don't change
+this> I came your way for a breath of fresh air. Eek! 144 was
+full to the rim -- teeming with Bill Clinton crap. Pardon the
+vernacular. 
+     I don't think I'll be bookmarking ATI anymore.
+Sharon (541)
+  [ed note: I sure hope we don't lose you
+            for good. I have no one besides
+            myself to blame. (unless of course
+            caffeine) We simply got carried
+            away. I promise: no Clinton the
+            next few issues, and if I can help 
+            it -- no caffeine. 
+              Perhaps rather than bookmarking
+            you'd consider hitting 
+            http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI
+            once a month or so and look back at 
+            the past zines?
+              Thanks for your feedback - marco]
+
+
+
+-------------------------------
+   ATI IS LIKE MENTAL FLOSS.
+-------------------------------
+
+Dear ati,
+I too enjoyed "The Celestine Prophecy" and I thought you 
+might really enjoy reading a new and precious book titled 
+"12 Secrets for Manifesting your Vision, Inspiration and 
+Purpose". You can order it from Amazon.com or ask
+for it at your favorite Bookstore. For more information go to
+www.dr-d-richard-bellamy.com or www.phi- publishing.com.
+Kind regards,
+Jamie (address unknown)
+
+
+
+<busy> a poem
+       by PG
+Let repeat dialing call you back
+When the line is free;
+To activate for 75 cents,
+Press 3.
+No additional charge 
+To monthly subscribers
+Making cash off your sloth
+We're A T and
+Treistanscheisters.
+
+Phone Guy (203)
+
+
+ 
+      /I ' D    R A T H E R/
+     /B E   R E A D I N G /
+    / A C T I V I S T    /
+   /T I M E S ,  I N C  /
+ 
+            
+
+Some quotes:
+   "From 1984 to 1993 at least 725 Mexican military officers 
+were trained by pentagon experts in the states, 150 of those
+in 1993 alone, with 94 officers graduating from fort benning
+georgia's notorious School of the Americas in '92 and '93 -
+a 300% increase over previous years."
+   -Peter Lunsdaine page 3 of his Global Exchange article 
+   "Lightning at the End of the Tunnel: US Military 
+   Involvement in Mexico's Quagmire Deepens.
+
+"Do 
+You
+Know
+Today's 
+Secret
+Password?
+(upside down:) 
+It's 
+Knowlege."
+
+   Sept 17, 1998. Pg B8 NY Times ad for home delivery.
+   What a sense of humour, yous...
+
+        ----------------------
+and the SAND IN THE HAIR AWARD goes to Jesse Helms for 
+        ----------------------
+this July '98 quote:
+        "There is no problem with religious tolerance
+        in this country."
+
+"They are children born with a nuclear device clicking in their 
+chests and THE MOD SQUAD on television."
+   -ww3 magazine speaking of Zinewriters.
+
+The two hottest movies to watch right this moment?
+   PECKER & SMOKE SIGNALS.
+
+
+ ------
+|MY ATI|
+ ------
+
+
+
+
+GUATAMALAN DISSENTER DEMANDS BISHOP'S BODY INSPECTED
+FOR FBI AGENT BITES
+Guatemala City, Sept 16. 
+(PAWN) - To determine whether an FBI Agent had role in the 
+April murder of a Roman Catholic Bishop, officials said 
+today that forensic experts would exhume the bishop's body 
+on Thursday.
+   Bishop Juan Jose Gerardi, 75, was killed in the garage
+to his parish, his head smashed with a cement brick. 
+Spanish forensic experts who examined autopsy photos said
+the head showed FBI agent-bite marks.
+
+   ---<><><><><><>--- comments?: ati@etext.org ---<><><><><><>---
+
+The Phollowing strange mix of people were dinner guests
+of Presidents William Clinton and Vaclev Havel yesterday:
+ Zbigniew Brzezinski, William Cohen, Mia Farrow, 
+ Samuel Gejdenson, Sidney Harman, John Harris, 
+ Henry Kissinger, and wife, Nancy, Howie Klein, 
+ president reprise Records, Robert McNamara, 
+ Ric Ocasek, Lou Reed, and Laurie Anderson, Kurt Vonnegut, 
+ James Lee Witt, director, Federal Emergency Management 
+ Agency, and Stevie Wonder. (this is not a complete list, 
+ I picked the  peculiarities only)
+
+
+BOOK IDEA OF THE MONTH
+SKAMWAY: The Multi-Level Network Marketing of Jesus.
+   by Phyllis Admonton
+   "Jesus. Don't leave this world without Him."
+
+<INLINE> Ronald Reagan 1962 
+"...BORAX and the GENERAL ELECTRIC Company brings you
+another edition of 'Death Valley Days'"
+
+<INLINE> Ronald Reagan 1982
+"The STAR WARS defense system will be produced by
+The GENERAL ELECTRIC Corporation, (and BORAX?)"
+
+
+HFG PO3TRY FOR Y0U:
+~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
+wether you believe it or scoff
+we at HFG hate john markoff
+to the new writer matt
+we say "at least you're not a rat"
+
+for some reason john hates mitnick
+even when tsutomu is the real big dick
+while shimmy is no beginner to crime
+kevin is the one doing his time
+
+hanging here at new york times
+is the best place to sling our rhymes
+poor journalism these guys have the knack
+which explains the good security they lack
+
+we busted root on their women and their suns
+next thing you know, we'll be looking for nuns
+in our short absence we leave you this thought
+at least the good fight was fought!
+
+http://www.2600.com/hackedphiles/nytimes
+
+
+We end with primary anarchy pottery:
+Poverty
+My currency is words; used with
+Choice
+& care.
+The letter P. The letter - 
+V!
+Distilled labor horded = Violence.
+Vale
+Poetry
+
+
+Black Hawk.
+A helicopter? Connecticut - War.
+"Defense."
+Technology - the best of both worlds.
+
+Always the poet, I cannot let
+It set there.
+I turn a stone, rock.
+Roll it around and
+Pick off some metaphors.
+
+Myth.
+
+1832. War. Wisconsin.
+Abraham Lincoln
+In an Illinois militia
+Kills a few Indians himself.
+Persues them fleeing through
+What is now
+Janesville.
+
+Need I dig any deeper?
+
+
+
+             Wearing Reggie White's Shoes
+                 a primary anarchy pot.
+
+            Imagine playing in a Superbowl
+            Imagine preaching to the choir
+            Imaginese: everyone looking up
+                       Admiring
+                       Lauding
+                       Honoring
+                       Taking credit.
+
+            Restraining - a gag order
+            No more press all season
+
+            Imagine wearing Reggie's shoes.
+            Black Cons.
+            10 1/2 D
+            His coat won't fit --
+            But his dogs will.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+a dress all core e-spond n's to:
+    ati@etext.org
+
+get back issues at:
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
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+The rain this morning was really loud. 
+Did you hear it?
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+	  aaa    ttttttt     iiiii
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 aaaaa      t          i
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 a   a  1   t    4   iiiii  6
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+PAP #'s run. Prime Anarchist Productions is its
+wholly own subsidiary...
+
+http://www.netvideo.com/nobody/links.html
+http://www.timesoft.com/hopi
+http://www.weberman.com/monica.htm
+http://www.xenos.net/pub/text/zines/all/ane/../ati
+http://www.rtmark.com/homereg.html
+http://www.eatthestate.org
+http://www.epiphone.com
+http://www.snzippers.com
+http://www.wsn.org/hot.html
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ZenAnarchy/zen-30.pdf
+http://www.etan.org/images/imageMnu.htm
+http://www.arcos.org/lorax/story.html
+http://www.gatewood.com
+http://www.greenpages.org
+http://www.cruzio.com/~tricky/hempelopes
+
+
+ ------
+|MY ATI|
+ ------                                            27sep98
+
+ AN OPEN LETTER TO WILLIAM "ACTIVIST" CLINTON:    
+About Congressional Medal of Honor recipient
+Nelson Mandela.
+   HE DESERVED IT AT THE  B E G I N N I N G  OF
+YOUR ADMINISTRATION IF NOT SOONER!!!
+   And for his activism not his support of NATO,
+IMF and CIA.
+   And Len Peltier deserves it as much if not more.
+   Who's next. The Pope?
+   By the way, CIA now stands for Consumerism
+Indexing Association and IMF is now the International
+Military fund.
+Sick of Being Sincere,
+Prime Anarchist
+
+
+   <><><><><><><><><>
+    <>hey hey hey <>
+     <>it's ATI! <>
+    <><><><><><><><>
+
+
+Psst...
+Almost a half moon. Sunday nite. September. 1998.
+
+     "More and more people these days are ending their
+     telephone messages with the word 'Peace.'
+     Stop it. Some men enjoy inserting their penises
+     into holes in trees. This is a documented 
+     psychological fact. Bob Dole lives next door to
+     Monica Lewinski, in Watergate, DC."
+	-Sep '98 GEAR magazine. Pg. 28
+
+
+      /I ' D    R A T H E R/
+     /B E   R E A D I N G /
+    / A C T I V I S T    /
+   /T I M E S ,  I N C  /
+
+
+"In a fancy secondary school for girls, wires dangled from a
+socket in a wall of the principal's office. They didn't have 
+enough pencils. Pencils were embargoed in case some cunning 
+Iraqi pulled the graphite out for use in nuclear weapons."
+   -ibid. pc 110. HEART OF DARKNESS: William T. Volmann in Iraq
+
+
+
+DUSTY'S NOTES FROM THE UNDERGROUND.
+     BY F. SKI
+Imagine being the one typing in:
+   Congress Will Vote on $1 Minimum Wage Increase
+and watching the DOW climb 60 points in two minutes.
+
+Then imagine being the same one typing in:
+   Congress Votes Down $1 Minimum Wage Raise
+and watching it go down 50 in the first 30 seconds
+after you hit the <send> button...
+
+
+:)  :)  :)  :)  :(   :)  :)  :)
+
+
+<journal note. 4pm, thurs>
+I didn't know nitro-glycerine and "nitrate" were one
+and the same, or at least similar. 
+Until reading Celia Farber's "Viagra: One Pill Makes
+You..." story in GEAR, (Bob G's newest mag) 
+   Good journalism, Celia.
+   What a connection that helped me make. The same "grease" 
+we're putting into lousy cuts of tobacco -- too poor to 
+make the cigarmaker -- because the paper won't stay lit 
+without *fuel* ; we're sending "toward" our heart to keep us 
+going an extra year or two? Day or two? Climax or two?
+   Is the next invention out of Groton, Connecticut going
+to be pure spontaneous combustion in a box?
+
+
+MARC U'R CLNDR: NOV 27, BUY NOTHING DAY.
+
+      
+      /I ' D    R A T H E R/
+     /B E   R E A D I N G /
+    / A C T I V I S T    /
+   /T I M E S ,  I N C  /
+
+
+A T I ' s   L e t t e r s   and  T o m a t o e s  Section.
+
+To: ati@etext.org
+From: gordie@netmind.com
+Subject: "Barata Eletrica Homepage" page has changed.
+
+Mind-it has detected new changes in:
+       "Barata Eletrica Homepage"
+       http://www.inf.ufsc.br/barata/
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+Thank you for writing to WeCare!
+   We strive to create an easy, trouble-free Internet 
+experience for you and your family. For that reason 
+we have developed a new way for you to immediately 
+access information about WebTV.
+   Over the past year, we have collected the most 
+commonly asked questions about WebTV...
+   If you can't find the answer to your question, don't 
+worry. We are still here for you. WeCare Online provides a...
+
+[ed note. er, uh, hmmm - when do 
+you propose we asked 4 info???]
+
+----------------------------------------------------
+
+hey there ;)
+i saw your homepage, and i liked it. 
+you said you saw a listing for mine? 
+out of curiosity, what was the url?
+   i went to www.???.com but i couldn't 
+get anything to come up. i've visited Cybertek 
+before but i didn't realize anyone had put a link to my 
+page there?
+   ok thanks again ;)
+Umbriel (303)
+ps, how do i join that mailing list?
+
+[   send:
+   SUBSCRIBE ATI
+   to:
+   listserv@intst.com   ]
+
+xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
+
+
+	"WORK WILL MAKE YOU FREE."
+	-New York City official defending the city's         
+	 workfare program requiring welfare recipients       
+	 to labor for their benefits (1998).
+
+	"WORK WILL MAKE YOU FREE."
+	-Inscription on the front gate to the Auschwitz 
+	 concentration camp (1944).
+
+sent in from Ray and Kim
+http://members.tripod.com/~goforth/socialjustice.html
+
+(div)(ided)(by)(div)(ided)(by)(div)(ided)(by)(div)(ided)
+
+Greetings.
+We were hoping that you would enter a listing for 
+your publication in our database of publishers. 
+AuthorWorld launched its online magazine this week 
+with the goal of becoming the web's primary source 
+of information for people involved in creative pursuits, 
+including online information on publishers and agents to 
+compliment our collection of articles, forums, news and 
+links. If you would like to take part, you can find our 
+online submission form at:
+http://www.authorworld.com/submit.shtml
+John Anthony (516)
+
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+I connected to my gateway today at 2400 for some odd 
+reason. I figured "what the heck, it wasn't so bad, 
+was it?" Oh my god. Talk about slow response time. 
+Reminds me of the VMS system I used to work on in 
+the 80's and I would just type way ahead and memorize 
+my mistakes as I went along and use backspace to 
+correct most of them before I got feedback on the 
+screen. Then I would watch about 3 pages at a time, 
+all looking like the old (before censorship!!!) AP 
+tickertape machines back and forth correcting 
+mistakes "live."
+Oh well, that's what goes on now this session.
+May my modem never again connect so low...
+marco (920)
+
+---------------------------------------------
+
+I apreciate your letter. My thinking about Mitnick is
+quite simple. Tomorrow it might be me. I got very high 
+when i read my ezine was some use for yours. Keep it going.
+I'll publish your letter in my next issue, if you don't mind. 
+By the way, issue 19 's got an article "Mercadores de Opiniao" 
+which was uploaded only yesterday. If you can give a look 
+at it.
+Good luck and health.
+sig  Derneval (011)
+
+xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
+
+It's me and I just won't go away :o)
+The DarthVader
+http://fascination.com/pub/darthudr/
+
+aw, and with in the fascination of co existence 
+we have begun to forget but where we are in life 
+and as I have grown to believe that nothing is so 
+soon forgotten I have but forgot of you, so with 
+in my deapest apologies so begins this. I am but a man, 
+a simple man to be seen with in the dreams of the nephin 
+as a child growing into some thing of...drift. 
+drifting silently as art of wich I spill out in short 
+screams of love. For this is the soul of wich I have
+so far and long forgotten to give. These thoughts come...
+Do so love the world as you wish it to love those around 
+you and thank you for your time. If you would like me
+to E-mail you more writing please E-mail me with a 
+subject of "poet", when I do some thing new I will 
+E-mail it to every one.... Thank you all  The
+DarthVader  http://fascination.com/pub/darthudrt/  
+darthvdr@fascination.com   http://ctow.com
+
+     ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) ( ) (
+
+
+
+
+   ---<><><><><><>--- comments?: ati@etext.org ---<><><><><><>---
+
+
+ *ATI has received *
+ * 12 awards in    *
+ *   the last 14   *
+ *    months!      *
+ *but WE DON't CARE*
+ * so you won't see*
+ *medals, banners  *
+ * links or cutsie *
+ *graphics here OR *
+ * at the homepages*
+
+
+DKNY - Dockers  
+Khakis Wishes You A Happy
+New
+Year
+
+
+ati. a tempest in a t-shirt since 1988
+
+
+   /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
+    Prime Anarchist
+    world newz 2nite
+   \/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
+
+Here's a recipe for Toxic Recycled Pizza Crust.
+by pawn. (prime anarchist world newz)
+   for those days when you don't have real ingredients
+   and you're too lazy to go all the way to "la tienda"
+   for a boboli.
+
+1 loaf Wonderbread. (tm)
+1 cup olive oil.  (not tm)
+1 T. garlic powder.
+1 cup hot water.  
+
+Mix all ingreds. into a big bowl and moosh it up with 
+your fists until it's doughy again. Get a rolling pin 
+and work it on a cutting board into a big piece of
+frybread-looking stuff. Pour on tomato sauce and etc.
+Cook on 400-450 for a bunch of minutes checking it
+often enough to look spastic. When it looks like a 
+pizza it's done.
+
+
+		<COMMENT>
+???sNapPLE (tM) DiDn't uSeD 2 maKE Me 
+tHIs MuCouSsY - did It???
+
+
+    "Our own dystopia, too, can only be detected from
+    the outside - by 'outsiders' who did not watch too
+    much TV when they were young; who read a few good
+    books and then, perhaps, had a Satori-like awakening
+    while hiking through Mexico or India; who by some
+    lucky twist of fate were not seduced by The Dream
+    and recruited into the consumer cult of the insatiables."
+       http://www.adbusters.org
+
+    "Eleven corporations control what amounts to the entirety
+    of America's mainstram media, and they make efficient use
+    of their multiple speaking orifices to promote themselves,
+    both explicitly and by omission."
+       ibid.
+
+
+
+Here's a parody to a coca-cola commercial.
+Because they asked for it.
+
+
+When hangin with my friends at night
+We notice something's just not right.
+
+Always coca cola every time.
+
+When looking for the one to blame
+Half the companies all look the same.
+
+Always coca-cola all the time.
+
+They've bought up all the companies
+Just about got you on your knees
+
+Paid off all the grocery stores.
+Pepsi leaves 'em beggin' for more.
+
+always coca cola all the time.
+
+Same old shit but different day
+Monopolies are here to stay.
+
+They're trying buying everything
+They'll prob'ly steal the songs I sing.
+
+always coca cola EVERY TIME.
+
+
+
+U
+R
+Watching
+ATI
+
+
+http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+
+
+
+SHALL WE END WITH A LITTLE POEM?
+
+the usurper and his servants
+
+the usurer and his serpants
+
+
+
+
+you are the  / \
+----------- /who\
+	   /cares\th to 
+	   \     / hit this webpage.
+	    \ :)/ ------------------
+	     \ /
+	   
+
+
+
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+
+From editor@intst.com Tue Oct 20 13:56:12 1998
+Date: Sun, 4 Oct 1998 20:26:49 -0500 (CDT)
+From: The Editor and Chief <editor@intst.com>
+Reply-To: ati@intst.com
+To: ati@intst.com
+Subject: ati147.txt
+Resent-Date: Sun,  4 Oct 98 20:35:32 CDT
+Resent-From: <editor@intst.com>
+Resent-To: editor@ns2.cross-roads1.com
+
+***********************
+*HEY HEY HEY; IT'S ATI*
+***********************
+
+
+
+"After Y2k there will be root beer and 
+sysop cola for all." 
+
+	  aaa    ttttttt     iiiii
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 aaaaa      t          i
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 a   a  1   t    4   iiiii   7
+
+
+Home of the Green Bay Packagers where the Industrial Age is still
+alive, kickin' and jerkin' knee; it's ATI...
+		Actively Trying to Ingratiate.
+   BROUGHT ON BY "BREASTMILKS OF THE WORLD," A NEW SUBSIDIARY OF
+BORDERS BOOKS AND TACO BELL.
+4:50 pm e.s.t. 4 oct, 1998.
+
+FLASH! PRIME ANARCHIST BREAKS A LONG SILENCE.
+(Green Bay, WI) - For the first time in 35 minutes
+Prime Anarchist is outspoken pubbliklee on the phollowing
+subjects:
+
+ Hi there.
+ Happy New Year.
+ I would like to thank Excite, Magellan, and Webcrawler for
+ all the hits they've gotten us the last 4 years. Boo to all
+ the rest for now. 
+ Please be kinder to ATI, ok?
+ -thnx-
+ November 27th is going to be this year's Buy Nothing Day; a 
+ 24 hour moratorium on consumer spending.
+    Go ahead, take the plunge. Find out what it pheels like 2
+ go an entire day without shopping. If that don't open your
+ eyes 2 the way we all live, what will?
+    For more info: you can go to http://www.adbusters.org
+ Pardon me, but do you have any blue-gray poupon?
+ "If voting changed anything, they'd make that illegal."
+    [ed note: who said that? Please attribute...]
+ Well that's about all I got for today. Have a good Sunday and
+ a wonderful ATI,
+ marco
+
+
+MARCO CAPELLI (tm)  Appears Courtesy of
+His Own Dag Bloomed Self Records (tm)
+
+                     --------------------------------
+	and now: the ALL-2-FAMOUS-NOW PAP NUMBERS RUN
+		     --------------------------------
+http://www.totse.com
+http://www.essentialmedia.com/Freaks.html
+http://www.observador.com
+http://www.slip.net/~tigote/stage
+http://www.tron.org
+http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/petebest/10
+http://www.2600.com/hacked_pages/prop/prop_pages/whitehouse
+http://www.cornboy.com/hst
+http://vvv.com/~tommy
+http://www.essentialmedia.com/lavey.html
+ftp://ftp.downcity.net/pub/ati
+http://www.netvideo.com/nobody/links.html
+http://members.tripod.com/~Umbriel/leviathan.html
+http://www.timesoft.com/hopi
+http://www.webpost.net/tu/turtlesbook/busking.html
+http://www.geocities.com/researchtriangle/lab/5851
+http://highway61.com
+http://mysticseaport.org
+http://www.nd.edu/~akreider/ezln.htm
+http://www.geocities.com/timessquare/alley/5012
+http://www.linux.org
+
+This weeks ATI is brought to
+you by HOOT brand ketchups.
+| So similar to Heinz -    |
+| Your waitstaff can just  |
+|     keep   refilling..   |
+
+<><g0><G0><><g-0><ground><zero><G0><><g0><G0><g0><><g-0><><G0>
+<   Howdy folks,                                             >
+<>  Some of you have been asking what I have been up to.    <>   
+< I've been working, learning new things such as web design, >
+<>   ham radio, and other interesting stuff, and going on   <>
+<     road trips, and doing other fun things.                >
+<>    I've been ever vigilant, watching things like the     <>
+< Y2K problem, the New World Order, our government's growing > 
+<>intrusiveness, and the last episode of Seinfeld and every <> 
+< episode of Babylon 5.  :)                                  >
+<>    I have a small but growing website up to establish my <>
+< net.presence. Check it out at:                             >
+<> http://www.geocities.com/ResearchTriangle/Lab/5851       <>  
+<   You can email me at gr0und_0@juno.com also.              >  
+<> (NOTE:  Do NOT use the address gr0und0@juno.com          <>
+<   as I lost the password to that one and REFUSE to         >
+<> hand Juno over 10 bucks of my hard-earned money          <> 
+<   to get it retrieved).                                    >
+<>Keep in touch! I'll be posting more to ATI soon hopefully.<>
+<                           Cheers,                          >
+<>   Ground Zero                                            <>
+<<g0><><G0><g-0><ground><zero><G0><g0><G-0><g0><g-0><G0><><><>
+
+
+SOCIETY PAGE - <><><> EMAIL FEED FROM THE FOX RIVER <><><>
+   BLOWFISH AND CROW WED
+(Oregon) Sherri L. Crow married Hootie A. Blowfish in a closed
+ceremony by the ocean last nite.
+      Officiating in the wedding was Hugh H. Wavygravy with Mojo
+N. Vixon assisting.
+      The bride looked funny in leopard-skin tights under a long
+coffee chamois gown with a 40-foot onion skin train. ON her head
+she wore a heron's nest.
+      The groom came bedeckled in a ballcap saying "JUST MARRIED,"
+a blue T-shirt and Tommy Hilfiger jeans with holes in the back 
+or cheeks to stick out.
+      Ringbearing and flowergirling was communally done by
+the Handsons.
+      Singing at the reception was what's left of Milla and Vanilla.
+Many people got too drunk on coke and lipsinc'ed poorly ino the 
+morning.
+      The couple will be honeymooning at the Presidential Suite
+of Bob's BigBoy in Cleveland, OH.
+
+(PAWN) Fort James Buys Out Poop Van Scoop.
+DENVER - Less than one year after mergering Fort Howard and
+James River butt-wipe companies, the largest maker of garbage
+has now added more droppings to their nest egg.
+   Ignoring all suggestions to never have all their stuff in
+one basket, Fort James has now purchased Denver fecal waste
+expert Poop Van Scoop in an attmpt to clean up, owning "the
+whole shit." "We'll be number one AND number two in the 
+business."
+   500 years from now we'll be calling the entire U.S. "Pheonix."
+
+
+<PAWN> Suggested by Osmer Wilding. Special to Prime Anarchist
+World News Tonite.
+   While you and your employee are reclining in your Sealy
+Postur-pedic, why not enjoy a fresh, speedily delivered slice
+of Domino sugar-coated pizza.
+   In fact, why not enjoy lots and lots of slices of sugary 
+pizza?
+   And now, thanks to Bain-Of-Life Capital Corporation, if we
+don't come three times in thirty minutes or less, the scandal,
+er, uh, the pizza is free.
+
+
+
+HAPPY PHIZKAL NU Y'EAR 2 U!
+
+Today is /\
+Day     /3 \ of
+	\  /  1999
+	 \/     !!!
+
+
+
+
+
+-------------------
+ATI.   your fAvoriTe mIstake
+-----------------------
+             - - - -
+the LETTERS & TOMATOES SECTION
+ 
+I doubt there will be another U.S. president.  
+America will be destroyed by fire for her sins.  
+Europe will lose its freedom and suffer war and
+pillaging for its sins.
+     Even the isolationist, self-centered country of 
+Switzerland will suffer egregiously.  
+This is the consequence of following world 
+"mis"-leaders like Bill Clinton.
+J.P. 
+ 
+
+to ati@etext.org
+Please send a sample
+Thank you
+Vicki (???)
+
+
+howdy folks... i'm in some czber cafe in frankfurt... 
+and i onlz have 7 minutes on here, so this is gonna be 
+quick the z's are y's on teh kezboard and vice versa.. 
+so if zr wondering whz Email looks the waz it does, 
+that's whz....
+ummmm
+i spent forever on a plane getting here, and now when i 
+close mz ezes, i still feel like i'm on one, but i'm here.. 
+w- andreas (dirtz german boz), tonz (stupid in bottles 
+pissing american)... and me zeah....
+i onlz have FIVE minutes now... 
+all the cars here are new.. there are these weird 
+plastic blinds on the outside of windows to keep burglers out, 
+we walked through a forestz sorta thing last night and 
+stazed at andreas' house.... thez were all sooOooooOoooper 
+nice and their lemonade is sparklz and bubblz....
+andreas' house is in rdermark..
+sorrz this is sOOoOOooOoOO lame
+i gotta go!
+(revolution#now)
+ 
+To ATI:
+   You made two mistakes in your last newspaper.
+First, it's International Money Fund, not "military" as 
+you would have it.
+Third and finally, it was not New Years. You wished somebody
+a happy new years. That's December!
+   Henri Kisinger. NATO South Command.  (011)
+
+
+     ***U R Tuned 2 KATI*** 
+     ***  Radius Radio. ***
+     *** 98 on your dial***
+
+
+Please post this BM update in your listings, 
+many thanks.... dz (520)
+==========================================================
+Subj:    Currents on Dineh Resistance
+Date:   98-09-28 13:56:56 EDT
+From:   (Bahe Yazzie Katenay)
+
+Greetings Supporters,
+
+Why does such forms of injustices have to continue against the last
+traditional tribes in AMERICA? Yes, America --known as the, "Human Rights
+Capital of the World."
+
+Just 30 years ago the Dineh and Hopis were so traditionally intacted to
+the land and to their ancient intertribalism. Then, 20 years ago they
+realized that the ancient homelands were in question for complete Federal
+Government regulation, and even partitioning of their Black Mesa/Big
+Mountain country. Their movement to defend their sacred country had one of
+the greatest impact on federal Indian Policies, since perhaps,in the times
+of Captain Jack, Gernimo and Crazy Horse. 
+
+Throughout the late 1970s and into the early 80s, these traditional
+resistors have in some ways woken up the World, again, about how fragile
+Indigenous cultures are. The traditional Dineh and their allies, the
+traditional Hopis, have tried to inform the American public about the
+Corporate Greed that threaten to enforced new, 20th Century laws that can
+easily terminate these ancient cultures. These Dineh and Hopi elders have
+worked hard to further inform what it means to Coexist as Humans, and
+they've tried to present to the World what was left of their ancient
+bicultural survivals. The obvious truth has always been there before us. 
+
+Who are the Dineh and Hopi traditionals? They are a society of communities
+that had wish to live in harmony with the natural world. They are the
+descent of all those great Chiefs that have resisted the late 1800s and
+early 1900s against Euro-American colonialism. Just 30 years ago, these
+people lived a prosperous and healthy life, their ceremonial gatherings
+wereone of the largest (real) traditionally conducted events, nearly
+two-thirds of them still traveled on horseback or by wagons, and their
+intertribal trading were still as active as hundreds of years before.
+
+Just in 30 years the intent of Peabody Western Coal and Major Utility
+Companies of the southwest have exterminated most of the ancient ways of
+this last, unique and traditionally-intact culture. For the Dineh, once a
+healthy and a harmonous pastoral culture are being confined to only six
+acres until the last Grazing Permit holder dies. The rest of the prestine
+lands of Black Mesa/Big Mountain will go to the beef industry,
+recreational areas and to coal strip mines. As the U. S. Government has
+ruled that the lands will go to the Hopis, there is no existing plans by
+the "progressive" Hopi Government of future construction of settlements
+that can reduplicate their ancient villages. 
+
+The last remaining Dineh resistors ask the World Communities to monitor
+the US's encroachment upon their sacred grounds.
+[by Bahe Y. Katenay, Dineh interpreter from Big Mountain]
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+	The US media is continuing its misinformation 
+about the purpose of relocating traditional Hopis and Dineh. 
+They claim that "relocation and partitioning of lands" 
+is the only solution to "this intertribal conflict." 
+Knowing the US's practice of injustices upon the Indigenous
+Nations of America, one must ask themselves: Does the federal 
+government intend to protect Indian territories or cultures, 
+or will it consider business interests over an already 
+poverty stricten Indian communities?
+Would the Fed. Gov't feel that Indian Nations of America 
+is a higher priority over lands laden with aquifers and 
+mineral resources? How can it be stated in the media for 
+25 years that "the Navajos invaded the defenseless Hopis, 
+and occuppied the ancient Hopi lands," when there has
+never been any proven evidence of plunder or massacres 
+according to the hundreds of existing archaelogical informations? 
+Interests of mineral explorations is way more evident today, 
+than seeing the Hopis reviving their cultures and creating 
+new village sites on their newly awarded lands. Both of these 
+traditional Nations have suffered the consequences of losing 
+all of the ancient homelands. Peabody Western Coal Co. is the
+only thriving industrial commuity on Black Mesa/Big Mtn. 
+Citizens of the World need to put a halt to this destruction 
+of the sacred Mother Mountain and her ancient children!
+  [ed note: Thanks dj, a quick prime anarchist note:
+   if there's such a range war going on, then how would a
+   jew/swede like me have gone into town (Hotevilla) for mail 
+   with a navajo man visiting a hopi man smoking pot with him
+   while he makes dinner for his wife off at work, and his baby
+   boy in a backpack behind him???]
+
+ATI:
+Below is your entry as it currently stands in the e-zine-list
+database.  You may see it as it appears online by going to the
+following URL:
+    http://www.meer.net/~johnl/e-zine-list/zines/ati.html
+Please check that all the information is current and accurate.
+
+Dear PrimeAnarchist
+I found a tiny black hair in my cigar the other day. 
+   I see by your last week's edition that you're not 
+allowed to print whose - but I lit it up and it really 
+did taste great. Too bad you can't give credit.
+She deserves the feedback.
+Bob "Less" Philing (202) 
+   [ed note: we'll pass that along (tongue in...)]
+
+ SOMEONE MAILED US all of these, 
+and they left out some of the quotes.
+Please alert...
+ * I think men who have a pierced ear are 
+better prepared for marriage. They've experienced 
+pain and bought jewelry. -Rita Rudner
+ * I was married by a judge. I should have 
+asked for a jury. -George Burns
+ * Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. 
+	      -Phyllis Diller
+ * After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, 
+"You know, I was a fool when I married you." 
+The husband replied, "Yes, dear, but I was in 
+love and didn't notice."
+ * A man said his credit card was stolen but he 
+decided not to report it because the thief was 
+spending less than his wife did!
+
+
+Hi Marco!
+I checked out your page, very cool! So you're a musician? 
+Have you got plans to put audio clips on your webpage yet?
+friends call me
+PAULIE. (612)
+	
+	FOR YOUR SAFETY
+	VIDEO CAMERAS MAY BE
+	INSTALLED ON THIS BUS
+	YOUR PICTURE MAY BE RECORDED
+	UNDERCOVER OFFICERS MAY BE
+	RIDING THIS BUS.
+	WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUPERSIZE THAT?
+
+
+CORRESPONDERS AND TRAINSPOTTING
+>as per "thank for the research": no problem.
+>It's the least I could do. 
+>Can you help me find any dirt on a company called 
+>International Paper?
+>They're pretty huge. And I know they're growing 
+>eucalyptus treas in Chiapas using loads of pesticides. 
+>If you can help me find out anything
+>about other wrongdoings they're "culpable" in, 
+>we can make them fight on many fronts and perhaps 
+>they'll lose the eucalyptus battle.
+ I did a web search on International Paper, and it all 
+ came up roses, even with some eco-friendly stuff about 
+ them... obviously biased. I even tried doing a search 
+ with words like "conspiracy" and "criminal" with their 
+ name and nothing then either. Otherwise, I don't know 
+ boo about IP.
+                       /\-----/
+                      /ending/
+                     /----\-/
+Rather than a poem  per se, we end with some words from the man
+I believe is the best living poet today. Subcommandante marcos.
+I've shortened it from what I received, but I must say it was
+better uncut. If I only had a larger zine, eh? And cutting 
+this into 4 parts just couldn't happen. So I hope my editing
+was in good faith to the word... (prime)
+
+October 2, 1998
+To the Honorable Generation of 1968
+Brothers and sisters:
+I write to you in the name of the men, women, children and 
+old ones of the Zapatista Army of National Liberation, 
+in order to salute you on this date which remembers the 
+30 years of the massacre of Tlatelolco, but also the 30
+years of a movement which fought for democracy, liberty and 
+justice for all Mexicans.
+
+68 is not just October 2 and the painful Plaza of the Three Cultures.
+68 is not just Tlatelolco, the killing of children, men, women and old
+ones, unarmed and helpless in front of the tanks, the rifles, 
+the machine guns, the stupidity of the government.
+68 is not just the Plaza, summing up and exuding the blood of three
+cultures, under the death decreed by their political system, which
+continues today and is repeated with similar deaths.
+68 is a window, through which to see and learn from, the open
+confrontation between various ways of making politics, between 
+different ways of being human.
+68 marked the history of this country in a definitive
+manner.  
+Then, two countries confronted each other:  the one built on
+authoritarianism, intolerance, repression and the most brutal
+exploitation; and that which wanted, and wants, to build on 
+democracy, inclusion, liberty and justice.
+
+Above:
+The Mexico of the PRI and the military.  
+The Mexico of violence and lies.
+The Mexico of those who pretend to govern for all.
+The Mexico of those who manage the catastrophe 
+for the benefit of a few.
+The Mexico of the criminals who order and pull the 
+trigger in Tlatelolco, in Acteal, in Chavajeval, 
+in Union Progreso, in Aguas Blancas, in El Charco.
+The Mexico in the throes of death.
+
+Beneath: 
+The Mexicoof those who live and die the rebellion and the 
+struggle for justice in the only way possible, that is, 
+their entire lives.
+The Mexico of those who followed and are following, 
+demanding, struggling, organizing, resisting.       
+The Mexico of those who did not make 68 a shameful past, a mere
+youthful indiscretion, a stairway to the bad government.
+The Mexico of those who, in unions, in education centers, in
+non-governmental organizations, in the popular neighborhoods, 
+in the ejidos and communities, in the underground, in the 
+streets and in the countryside and in the mountains, everywhere, 
+are carrying on, are continuing, are resisting.
+The Mexico of those from below.  The Mexico which will live. 
+Mexico of 1968
+Mexico of 1998
+The Mexico of those who struggled and are struggling to be 
+better in the only way it is possible to be better, 
+that is, with everyone.
+To them, the men and women.  To what follows.  
+To those who resist.  To those who continue.  To those who, 
+even dead, survived 68 and whom we see today on this side, 
+together with us, although distinct and different.
+We, the zapatistas, salute those of always.
+1968. 1998
+Time to demand that the whole truth be known, 
+that the crimes of yesterday and today not remain unpunished.
+1968. 1998
+Then and now the lie from above comes to conceal reality.
+The reality of blood staining the plazas.
+The reality of authoritarianism raised to crime.
+1968. 1998
+The reality of the dead and the living 
+recollecting and tending the memory.
+The reality of the struggle which continues.
+The reality of the promised tomorrow, which will come...
+
+Vale.  Salud and it cannot be forgotten:  
+30 years later...the struggle continues.
+>From the mountains of Southeast Mexico.
+
+Subcomandante Insurgente Marcos.
+Mexico,  October 1998 
+
+
+feedback?
+ati@etext.org
+
+This  has been ATI    tell your friends
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+From jewishroadwarrior@abbiehoffman.org Tue Oct 20 13:57:20 1998
+Date: Fri, 9 Oct 1998 17:10:13 -0400 (EDT)
+From: jewishroadwarrior@abbiehoffman.org
+Resent-Date: Fri,  9 Oct 98 16:31:37 CDT
+Resent-From: <editor@intst.com>
+Resent-To: editor@ns2.cross-roads1.com
+
+LIVE FROM Turner Field on Turner Street in the Turner 
+
+neighborhood of Turner, the county seat of Turner, GA:
+home of Ted, Turnervision (tm) and the United States
+of Turner, it's ATI. Actively Turned, and Intoned.
+ 
+AA
+ AAA
+AA
+   T
+TTTT
+   T
+ 
+I  I
+IIII
+I  I    
+ 
+148. 9810101331
+ 
+In this issue:
+    1) Prime says what Americans are afraid to verbalize.
+    2) Noriega disappears
+    3) Bob Dylan and Michael Jackson both "leave the building,
+          ladies and jennemen..."
+    4) Clinton Resigns himself to running the country.
+    5) Soto punches Steinbrenner in the nose. (OK no, but don't
+          we wish?)
+ 
+Greetings Phellow Peoploids. I'm Prime Anarchist and here you can
+reed my weakly collum.
+ 
+Little by little it's coming out that the Guatemalan military might 
+have had something to do with Bishop Gerardi's death this spring
+  [ed note: see ATI126, and 145)
+   Um, what took you so long??? I could've told you the Sunday it
+made world news. (hesitate saying "the sunday it happened" because
+certain justice officials are TOO STUPID TO FIGURE OUT WHETHER IT
+HAPPENED SATURDAY NITE OR SUNDAY MORNING. Perhaps the lowest roots
+of the coverup???) 
+   Repression has grown thick and swift like so many cancers here 
+in the Americas. And I ask this with all my heart. All fear aside,
+because there is no time for hesitation.
+           What  will  come
+          of us when Willie
+          Jefferson  Blythe
+          Clinton announces 
+          that  he  refuses
+          to leave  oriface?
+   Am I the only one who sees this? Must I always seem like Chick
+Little or Wolf Boy right up to each moment I give-away my option 
+to Bragg (sic) "I-told-you-so?"
+   Let me speak even less equivocally than a George Bush or a Ross
+Perot. The parallel face to repression is consumerism and I guess
+I'll just have to stay the "ugly prophet" on this once again.
+   They go hand in hand and if you don't notice it, you're buying
+too much.
+   Literally AND figuratively.
+   Gerardi was a threat to the powers that be. Yes, but he was more
+a threat to the societal movement I will call "Buy-Trash-Repeat."
+His liberation theology was that of slowing down, getting right
+with the higher power and questioning whether that right-getting 
+should involve usury, slavery, rape, murder, or "what-have-you."  
+   Like Romero, he went down for talking sanity, simplicity, living
+light, needing less.
+   Had he been talking violent overthrow, he would've posed less a 
+threat; for we can fund that.
+      -30-
+ 
+ 
+ 
+ 
+HERE YE, HEAR YEE, HARE YEA,
+DOTH HEREIN LYE YE OLDE NUMBAS RUHN FROM  p r i m e 
+a n a r c h i s t    p r o d u c t i o n s !
+http://braggbbs.bragg.army.mil/libs/sound.htm
+http://www.enetec.com.br/pessoais/zeppelin
+http://www.webpost.net/tu/turtlesbook
+http://www.meer.net/~johnl/e-zine-list/zines/ati.html
+http://members.xoom.net/bridget973
+http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html
+http://www.kmf.org/williams/bushbook/bush7.html
+http://www.thepentagon.com/barataeletrica
+http://www.host.net/cia
+http://www.webpost.net/tu/turtlesbook/busking.html
+http://nativeforest.org/lpthreat.html
+http://www.navajoland.com
+http://www.bozoland.com
+http://digital.net/~cheshire/disclaimer
+http://www.netvideo.com/nobody/links.html
+http://www.xenos.net/pub/text/zines/all/ane/../ati
+http://www.snzippers.com
+http://www.arcos.org/lorax/story.html
+http://www.phillynews.com/inquirer/98/Sep/05/opinion/LONG05.htm
+http://www.spycounterspy.com
+http://www.csua.berkley.edu/~lila/poets.html
+ 
+ 
+Ladies and Gentlemen, Bob Dylan's first country hit 
+has just left the charts.
+To Make You Feel My Love.
+Here's to 20 some odd weeks in the top 40!
+Go Bobby. Go Bobby. Go Bobby...
+ 
+ 
+ISN'T IT IRONIC by the Postman (809)
+Oreilly's "Linux Multimedia" (dewey 006) sits right next to
+"The Best Free Things" by Linda & Bob Kalian, (dewey 011) 
+in my local library.
+   How's your library doing?
+ 
+[ed note: funny you should ask. read on...]
+ 
+journal note: 1st friday, 
+oct. 98 (in the year of our monika)
+police are here in 
+the library busting truants
+and I have that gestapo
+feeling.
+  do the words jackbooted 
+thugs come to mind? did 
+you ever skip school and 
+go to the library?
+  i didn't 
+  I have a gut feeling
+some people, no most people,
+can learn more in their
+local libary, than in their
+school.
+  especially the last two decades,
+of dumbness. 
+  Can we figure out some way of 
+honoring that kind of truancy?
+or is our system so 
+big ugly and mean now
+that we're going to have
+to wait until death
+shows us it's too late?
+ 
+FREE FROM THE WHITE HOUSE reproduced <small> without
+permission </small> from "The Best Free Things In
+America."
+   The President would like you to have a beautiful 
+full color book, "The White House, The House of the People."
+It features a room-by-room photo tour and history of the
+   [ed note: don't even go there!]
+White House.  
+For your free copy write to:
+   The White House 
+   Washington, DC 20500
+ 
+ 
+********************
+CALL FOR PARTICIPANTS
+World War Correspondents Encounter
+November 24-27, 1998
+Havana, Cuba
+The Jose Marti International Institute of Journalism 
+(IIPJM), 
+Cuban Journalists Union (UPEC), and other national and 
+international co-sponsors invite you to this unique 
+opportunity to meet each other and exchange experiences. 
+Guillermo Cabrera Alvarez Encounter Coordinator 
+spanish e-mail: ipressjm@ip.etecsa.cu 
+english e-mail: yankro@instjm.sld.cu
+***** please circulate *************
+ 
+OUR LETTERS AND TOMATOES SEX-YUN:
+ 
+October 6, 1998
+To ati@etext.org
+Dear Marco Capelli,
+I saw your entry in Social Justice E-Zine Guestbook, 
+and thought you or a friend might be interested in this site.
+"Address Directory of the Worlds' Politicians" at:
+http://www.trytel.com/~aberdeen/
+Contact info for presidents, prime ministers, & provincial 
+governors for all 194 countries. Phone, fax, and e-mail 
+for these office holders being included where possible.
+You'll find this webpage to be an excellent resource for any 
+international letter writing, lobbying/advocacy campaign.
+Best regards,
+Donald Vermithrax (613)
+ 
+Hey dude-
+Thanks for the zines, great stuff. Been pretty busy, as usual. Where 
+are you now? Wisconsin again? You sho' do move around a lot. Come out 
+and visit in Seattle some time. I'll be spending some time in San 
+Fran soon, we open ENTROS SF Nov. 18. I disagree with the woman 
+looking for no Clinton zone. I think Clinton deal is totally 
+different from MJ or OJ. Plus, I think the shit is funny. Have you 
+seen Larry Flynt's letter to Ken Starr, excellent, old junkie's still 
+got it. Keep up the good work.
+see ya in the funny papers
+shawn (206)&(415)
+ 
+to ati@etext.org
+Manuel Noriega just lost his email address sometime between  
+28sept and today (oct6). Does anybody know if he's ok?
+Pa-Na-Ma Grrrrl (352)
+ 
+Dear ATI,
+The following new articles have been posted to The Vinegar:
+"Class Action Lawsuit Against Dr. Lora"
+"I Am Joe's Cancer Cell"
+"Zippergate Mogul Ken Starr Gets It In The Shorts"
+"Couple Dupes Area Women Into Free Sex"
+FULL TEXT:
+http://thevinegar.webjump.com/home.htm   
+Vinegar (900)
+ 
+to ATI
+I realize it's unlikely you won't get this from lots of people 
+but it's so good I wanted to be sure you saw it...  
+I have no idea wo wrote it of course... -rdh
+Subject: A White House Song
+         ------------------
+Twas the night before crisis,
+And behind White House doors,
+Not a creature was stirring,
+Especially Al Gore.
+ 
+The interns were nestled,
+Dressed in their berets,
+In hopes that Saint Bubba
+Would come out to play.
+ 
+When on the East Lawn,
+There arose such a clatter,
+Even Sam Donaldson
+Lost control of his bladder.
+ 
+Away to our TVs
+We flew like a flash,
+There's a special report,
+And it's pre-empting M*A*S*H!
+ 
+And what to our wondering
+Eyes should appear,
+But a homely lil' troll,
+With tapes for us to hear.
+ 
+With a K-Mart bought blazer,
+And a bad frizzy 'do,
+And a tale to be told-
+To me, and to you.
+ 
+On the chair! On the carpet!
+On the Oval Office desk!
+with a chubby young intern,
+Who was all eyes and chest.
+ 
+The Pres had been careless,
+Indeed, dumb and dumber.
+Now the whole world knew
+Bubba had gotten a hummer.
+ 
+And Monica Lewinsky
+Emerged from the rubble,
+If she'd just kept her mouth shut,
+We'd not have all this trouble.
+ 
+And thus set into motion,
+A whole web o' spiders,
+With pundits galore,
+And White House insiders.
+ 
+You ask, "Who would care
+About Bill and his penis?"
+Well, Republican Ken Starr,
+And he's armed with subpoenas!
+ 
+More rapid than eagles,
+Process servers, they flew!
+"Here's one for you!
+And for you! And you, too!"
+ 
+"Now Jordan! Now Cockell!
+Is there anyone else?!?
+Let's subpoena the lawyers!
+And Bubba himself!!"
+ 
+"We want you to tell us
+ About Bill's private life,
+ And anyone he sleeps with,
+ 'cept, of course, his wife."
+ 
+And many months later,
+After long we've all suffered,
+Let's examine more closely
+Just what Starr's uncovered.
+ 
+We've learned "Little Bill"
+Has a mind of his own,
+And - horror of horrors -
+He likes to get blown!
+ 
+A funny fact surfaced,
+After 40 million bucks:
+Seems most people don't care
+Just who Clinton, er, makes love to.
+ 
+The econoy's great,
+And shows no signs o slowing.
+Hell, we hope Ms. Lewinsky
+NEVER stops blowing!
+ 
+Now the public's grown weary.
+Will this sleaze never end?
+We just want to get back
+To "E.R." and to "Friends."
+ 
+Now Monica, Linda-
+And Ken Starr, you suck -
+Get the hell off my TV,
+Your 15 minutes are up.
+ 
+[ed note: methinks it was the 
+"get the hell off my TV" that
+got my attention and kept it]
+ 
+ 
+Marco,
+Keep 'em coming. It's like Neuromancer, I'll learn the 
+language by the end of the book.
+Regards,
+Null
+"NO TAXATION WITHOUT INFORMATION!
+DE-FUND THE U.S. INTELLIGENCE GRAVY TRAIN, NOW!...
+.. or pass the gravy..."
+   --Commandante Null (aka) danceswithducks
+ 
+TO THE EDITOR OF ATI:
+Switzerland?  Nooooo!  Dear bob in heaven, 
+not switzerland!  My clocks!  My chocolate!  
+They suffer egregiously!  Let a real rain wash the Ms. Leaders
+from the earth, but FOR BOB'S SAKE SAVE SWITZERLAND!
+  -the late jim jaz
+ 
+ATI:
+Can you put a plug in your mag for http://www.freespeech.org ?
+They have free webspace (25 MB & RealMedia servers) for non-commercial
+websites, and are especially looking for anarchy-related material...
+They also have reasonable rates for folks who want to sell stuff...
+No pop-up windows, watermarks or banners!
+Check it out!
+ 
+ 
+ 
+<press release>
+Titletown Brewery --- At this year's "Street Fair," this outstanding
+local brew pub, owned by Brent Weycker and John Gustafson, donated
+their beer sale proceeds to Clean Water. Brew master Bob Bultman
+also donated his time at the tap.
+   It was very generous of them, and of course, we enjoyed sampling
+and contributing to the donations ourselves.
+   The brewery owners said they made the donation because "we can't
+make good beer without clean water."
+Homepage: http://www.wsn.org
+e-mail address cwac@execpc.com
+</press release>
+ 
+ 
+ash flash flash flash flash flash flash flash flash flash flash flash
+ 
+Now for a special announcement:
+          (reprinted from ATI43)
+ 
+RC Cola drinkers, unite.
+Boycott Pepsi.
+ 
+     Wayne Calloway, Pepsico's Chairman also sits on Exxon's 
+Bored of Directors. Exxon and Pepsi are both bad on the 
+First Ammendment (not to mention the environment! -GZ). 
+Pepsico's address is Purchase, NY 10577; 
+fone number is 914-253-2000.
+(prime note: haven't verified the # yet, anyone know? 
+ok, I'm trying now... please hold...
+..
+..
+..
+       <yes>)
+ 
+Suggestions:
+1. Light up their switchboard.
+2. Tear up your Exxon card.
+3. Don't buy Exxon gas or other products.
+4. Tape or crazy-glue all Pepsi vending machines.
+5. Write "Pepsi Boycott" in the street in front of major 
+   sidewalk promotions.
+6. Jam Pepsi ads on your local TV station 
+   (We're not in the Max Headroom days
+   yet! -GZ)
+7. Buy your grocer's homemade colas.
+8. Get the Coke recipe and brew your own.
+9. Start drinking iced tea.
+10. Hi-jack a Pepsi truck and and drive it off a cliff 
+(dress up like an Indian or a Coke deliveryman).
+11. Call your operator and pose this rhetorical question: 
+"On your next break will you drink a Pepsi, which stands for 
+censorship, or will you participate in the boycott?"
+So next time you want to make the choice of a New Generation, 
+pop open a Royal Crown.
+GZ's note: Don't forget other Pepsi products, like Slice. 
+If in doubt, check the can or label.
+ 
+ 
+While we're at it:
+A reprinted letter from the FEB '82 TAP/YIPL magazine:
+Dear People of TAP,
+  A collegue of mine and I recently recieved all of the TAP(YIPL)
+back issues. They are very hard to put down (like a good book).
+Even though some of the material is almost a decade old, it is 
+still very refreshing. Many of the past issues have some harsh
+language directed at subscribers to get them to contribute in some
+way. This tactic is justified. Consider the work, time, energy, and
+motivation it took (and still does) to produce such material. No
+matter what we are charged (within reason) we are getting a bargin.
+If it weren't for Abby, Al, Tom, etc., we the consumers of this 
+invaluable informational service, would just be sucking our thumbs.
+Organization is the key to power, and that is what TAP does. I am
+a computer programmer & engineer at a midwestern University. At 
+present I am constructing a small computer that will do "everything."
+I still have some more reading to do to find out what "everything" is.
+It shall be called the "OMNI BOX." Considering what it will do it will
+be small. There is a lot of work and debugging that will have to be
+done. Be patient, I will have it by Christmas '81; and when I do,
+it will be yours.
+Thanks for existing
+        (This letter was unsigned)
+ 
+ 
+ 
+We end with a poem submitted by:
+"Carl B. Ratliff" 
+ 
+Up my front
+Down my back
+Eat the goodies
+In my crack
+Carl Bryant Ratliff
+CEO
+http://www.individuallytwisted.com 
+http://www.jc.net/~ratliff/COOL.htm 
+ 
+ 
+as per usual send all gripes, handiwipes 
+and blowing bagpipes to:
+ati@etext.org
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+From editor@intst.com Tue Oct 20 13:50:52 1998
+Date: Sun, 18 Oct 1998 22:44:05 -0500 (CDT)
+From: The Editor and Chief <editor@intst.com>
+Reply-To: ati@intst.com
+To: ati@intst.com
+Subject: ati149.txt (fwd)
+Resent-Date: Sun, 18 Oct 98 22:55:24 CDT
+Resent-From: <editor@intst.com>
+Resent-To: editor@ns2.cross-roads1.com
+
+***********************
+*HEY HEY HEY; IT'S ATI*
+***********************
+
+
+
+"It looks like rain and smells like hot dogs."
+   -acid phreak 10/98
+
+
+
+Hola, Que tal la familia?
+I'm ATI and this is Prime Anarchist for Someday, 
+Roktober XVIII, 1998 in the year of our papas y pollos.
+Wait, I'm October and this is 1998 for Prime Anarchist
+ATI. Or was that. Wait, who the heck am I.
+I mean how the heck are you? Ya, that's what eye mean.
+How're you?
+I'm fine. Have a prime anarchist day.
+This is ATI issue 149. 
+
+---<><><><><><>--- comments?: ati@etext.org ---<><><><><><>---
+
+#'S ARE FREE
+http://www.soaw.org
+http://www.zmag.org/columbus_western.html
+http://www.theofficenet.com/~redorman/pagea~1.htm
+http://www.pieman.org
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/CosmikDebris/january97.txt
+http://www.iahushua.com/T-L-J/human.html
+http://www.bigeye.com/drudge.htm
+http://pepe-romero.com
+http://www.opgc.com
+http://www.lunatree.org
+http://www.enviroweb.org/ef/merchandise/music.html
+http://www.speakeasy.org/~jlks/casey
+http://www.cowswithguns.com/homepage.html
+http://funsite.unc.edu/mal/MO/philm/
+ftp://ftp.lysator.liu.se/pub/texts/uxu
+ftp://ftp.etext.org/pub/Zines/UXU
+http://williamsmusic.simplenet.com/resurrection.html
+http://www.uxu.org
+http://www.lysator.liu.se/~chief/uxu/
+http://www.algonet.se/~daba/uxu/
+http://www.flashback.net/~daba/
+
+
+
+LETTERS AND TOMATOES ARE 10c EXTRA
+
+Dear ATI,
+"Cyrus The Virus" Muzzle For Tyson
+  FULL TEXT at:
+       http://thevinegar.webjump.com/home.htm
+T h e   V i n e g a r
+
+To ATI:
+I just wanted to let you know that Jen no longer 
+works at the Boston AIDS Consortium. All of her 
+mail is now forwarded to me instead. Jen now works
+for the Mass. Bar Foundation so you could look her 
+up there. Please remove ...@...org from your 
+address book. Thank you...
+
+I read this in a newspaper today. It's the funniest shit 
+I've heard in awhile, and I don't even smoke pot.
+Keep Your Children Safe
+In a preaface to the anti drug pamphlet, 
+"How Parents Can Help Children Live
+Marijuana Free," Senator Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, 
+writes that our,"morally deprived society....has chosen 
+to embrace, rather than attack, this plague" of marijuana.
+    The Pamphlet-written by University of Utah criminologist 
+Gerald Smith, cited in the Washington Post-
+goes on to list warning signs for parents of children who 
+may be using marijuana: A teenager who "avoids the family 
+while at home" may be a kid at risk; watch out, too for 
+"interest in Ras Tafari religion"; most insidous of all is 
+"excessive preoccupation with social causes, race relations, 
+environmental issues, etc."
+kangadog
+
+To ATI:
+it was interesting, just a little long, 
+I was curious because it obviously
+wasn't spam but I didn't recognise 
+any of the addresses in the headers.
+good luck with it all...
+Phil M. Phreax
+
+Dear ATI,
+Sheep Eagerly Marching To The Mortgage-Refi Slaughterhouse
+  FULL TEXT at:
+       http://thevinegar.webjump.com/home.htm
+T h e   V i n e g a r
+
+   Hi!
+   Please visit my (non-commercial) Y2K website:
+http://web2.airmail.net/jre850/y2k
+   Did you know that the U.S. Federal Reserve Bank
+System uses a pyramid scheme (Fractional Reserve
+Accounts) that will collapse EVEN IF NO EQUIPMENT
+FAILS if many depositors withdraw money as a
+precaution?
+   Did you know that PRECAUTIONARY STOCKPILING of food,
+fuel, MEDICINES, etc., will cause shortages and big
+price increases EVEN IF NO EQUIPMENT FAILS?
+   Please visit -- Thanks!
+   Rick Reinckens
+(I don't have an e-mail 'list' and this is a
+one-time mailing.)
+
+To ATI:
+that's a great fucking newsletter
+keep sending copies!
+thanks
+krissy
+
+---<><><><><><>--- comments?: ati@etext.org ---<><><><><><>---
+
+To ATI:
+I've seen your site before.  
+I need to order some of your stuff.
+deadhead turned eggehead
+Gary R.
+Austin,tx
+
+From: Ian G
+To: Marco Capelli:
+Just got another threatening message from "XTU Project," despite
+my silence on TWA 800. In the first XTU-message I was told:
+  You've made some people very angry.  It's my job to keep
+  watch of people like you... With communications cut and
+  ability crippled it's hard to reach out and touch someone.
+The address of XTU then was with hotmail.com. They closed that
+address after the threat and yet refused to release anything on
+his/her identity. The source ISP refused to even respond to my
+requests.  The only other link to the identity of this "XTU
+Project" is a post made under that name at this page:
+http://www.anionline.com/MailBag/3-9-98.html
+Despite claims by "antionline.com" to be pro-free-speech, they
+also would not respond to my requests for information about the
+identity of this person that HAS assisted is the suppression of
+my free speech and threats against me. The message at the site
+cited indicates that the owners of the site know who XTU is.
+There were recently several attempts to lure me into property
+owned by a group known as "The Finders," which many claim to
+be a CIA front.
+The following is the latest threatening email from XTU Project:
+From: "XTU Project" <js109@hotmail.com>
+To: ian@g...
+Subject: The Ghost & The Box
+Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1998 08:59:00 PDT
+
+s.
+ts.
+ats.
+eats.
+reats.
+hreats.
+threats...<cut for bandwidth considerations>...
+rtain agencies of the government rarely make empty threats.
+ertain agencies of the government rarely make empty threats.
+Certain agencies of the government rarely make empty threats.
+Government conspiracies are the least of your worries.
+overnment conspiracies are the least of your worries.
+vernment conspiracies are the least of your worries...<ibid>...
+our worries.
+ur worries.
+r worries.
+ worries.
+worries.
+orries.
+rries.
+ries.
+ies.
+es.
+s.
+.
+We need to talk
+The Ghost & the Box
+
+---<><><><><><>--- comments?: ati@etext.org ---<><><><><><>---
+
+To: Marco@ati.org
+Fm: Brooke Darby
+Re: Damage Reduction
+My Dearest Marco,
+        It gives me great pain to tell you that they intercepted
+many of our emails, including the hot ones. Please destroy all
+the .jpg's of you, me and Johnny Chung doing the nasty.
+        I'm more worried honey, about those pictures that display
+your finger in my you-know-what and your you-know-what in Mr. Chung's
+ear, than I am about even the texts showing Mr. Clinton vetting
+with the Chinese. 
+        Or even Newt Gingrich vetting his Republican Dairy Aire off.
+But Please destroy those as soon as you can, ok?
+        And for Yikes-sakes, Marco - stop wearing my panties on
+your head during your anti-NAFTA press conferences four to eight
+times a week.
+        They're dragging all of Bill and Hillary's criminal friends
+into court today - and tomorrow they want me to discuss all your hot
+emails.
+        Marco, my love, I think they know about the times you and
+I did the nasty in the west wing of the Oval Office while we let
+all those Chinese tourists take photographs. Any idea if Chelsea
+was there with her Sony cam-corder? I think that's the only way 
+the GOP could've found out.
+        This morning Chelsea's going to talk about that time in
+LittleRock with you me and her in the bushes when she was 11. Swear
+to me Marco, you'll deny it all. You weren't the ONLY one who was
+old enough to go to jail for that, I was 21.
+        I'm going to testify that Chelsea's a nympho with a humongous
+fantasy life in her head and that you and I had nothing to do with it.
+        Marco, what if they find out you're not an anarchist? What
+if they find out you're Chinese, bald, a Tibetan buddhist nun and
+married to me and my mom? Marc, what if they already know about you
+me and Mr. Clinton diddling all those Chinese college students in
+1989 in the American Embassy??
+        What'll we do Marco? I love you.
+        I love you, Marco. Please get rid of that stuff right away.
+And destroy this email as soon as you've read it. If they find this
+we're absolutely screwed.
+        "All my lovin',"
+        Brookie Wookie.
+PS: Oh my god, Marco. It just occurred to me. What if they find out
+about Johnny Chung, Connie Chung and the Jello Brand (tm) Chinese
+Communist Naval Masturbation defense fund???
+
+
+
+Dear ATI,
+Scientific Link Found For Narrow-minded Minds 
+  FULL TEXT at:
+       http://thevinegar.webjump.com/home.htm
+T h e   V i n e g a r
+
+To ATI:
+> AN OPEN LETTER TO WILLIAM "ACTIVIST" CLINTON:
+> About Congressional Medal 
+>... IF NOT SOONER!!!
+Hmmm yup, give the medal to the guy who bombed a train station.. 
+yeah, go for it...
+I hate the IMF dammit...
+> IMF is now the International
+> Military fund.
+Hmmm, its original form is bad enough, but i see where ur going.
+Australia is going to sign soon too, fucking fools.
+Well, i give my life to the syndicaTes.
+out of curiosity, how did my e-mail appear on your e-mailing list?
+(not that i object, i found the letters quite amusing.)
+                 HoL
+         -Friendly PsYCHoPaTH-
+"V is for VIRTUE so i aint gonna hurt you.
+E is for EVEN if you want me too."
+
+	  aaa    ttttttt     iiiii
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 aaaaa      t          i
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 a   a      t        iiiii
+
+              ------------------------------
+              PAGE 3  ---------  CORRECTION:
+              ------------------------------
+  Since Jean Guisnel, author of "CYBERWARS: Espionage On 
+  The Internet." probably won't care enough to update 
+  the next printing, we'll print his correction here:
+  On page 122 of "Cyber..." regarding Emmanuel Goldstein's
+  magazine 2600: ( http://www.2600.com )  "why this
+  number?" he writes, "because that was the exact frequency
+  that a quarter made while tumbling into a payphone during 
+  the hacking ice age. Captain Crunch, a hacker precursor, had
+  made that little discovery that..."
+     The line about the quarter tumbling SHOULD have read:
+  "... that was the approximate frequency which siezed a 
+  trunk line; allowing for a phree fone call."
+     Were Guisnel a proper historian, perchance he would have 
+  done a keyword search for "red box" and "blue box" before     
+  clicking a pen.
+
+-------------------
+ATI.   your fAvoriTe mIstake
+-----------------------
+
+                       --------PAWNT-----------
+                   Prime Anarchist World News Tonite!!!
+    Henry Rollins is the voice behind all the new 
+   GMC Truck and sport utility vehicle commercials.
+      I'm told he's done voice-overs for years.
+                Gap, Nike, Saturn.
+  "It's the paycheck," he told Milwaukee's Shephard
+  Express. "I'm not gonna start lying now. But I never
+      work with a company I don't believe in."
+
+    -------and in other PAWNT news-------
+  If the DOW keeps going up & down like that
+         much longer it's either gonna 
+         start a fire or get pregnant.
+             --------<>--------
+http://members.tripod.com/~fasters/ati39.html
+
+"[decisions should be] done using science, not '$cience,'
+and biology, not 'buy-ology,' as is the case now under
+[wisconsin governor] Thompson."
+    --Mitch Bent. Outdoor Columnist for Green Bay News
+    Chronicle about a proposed mine in Crandon. (quoting
+    Thompson's opponent, Ed Garvey.)
+
+
+     ***U R Tuned 2 KATI*** 
+     ***  Radius Radio. ***
+     *** 98 on your dial***
+
+
+?WHO WANTS POEMS??
+                 !I DO I DO I DO!!
+
+Rock-n-Roll Metaphor
+       by the Mollinoist.
+
+Stuff coming out of the
+Bass guitar
+Makes her shake, wanting
+8 2 the bar.
+If that's true 9 times
+Out of 10,
+How come she falls 4 the 
+Guitarist again.
+   [ed note: Mr. Mollinoism also had this to say. 
+   He figured out what made Elvis shake like 
+   a motor with the ignition key broken in
+   the on position. 
+   2 much sugar
+   2 much meat
+   "Drank too much? 
+   That's too much sugar!!!
+   Drugs? Meat."]
+
+
+   ABC'S OF YUCKY STUFF
+   by Clean Water
+Atrazine --- the nation's most 
+             heavily used pesticide.
+Alachlor --- popular weed killer,
+             mostly for corn, beans
+             & sorghum crops.
+Formadlehyde --- a multipurpose 
+             solvent, wood adhesive
+             and preservative.
+Perchloroethylene --- a solvent
+             used heavily by dry
+             cleaners, and as a
+             metal degreaser.
+     [ed note: so next time Nikki Sixx annoys you...]
+
+SAILORS SHIELDING THEIR EYES DURING 
+    ATOMIC BOMB TEST, BIKINI, 1947 
+               by John Bradley
+
+Light,
+unbearable
+light
+
+Is what moves 
+your head 
+into the crook of your arm,
+slides your other arm
+across your chest
+in a tight
+half-embrace.
+
+Face buried, eyes 
+shut, you can see
+someone in white,
+years from now,
+with a knife too sharp
+to feel, slicing 
+along your testicles.
+
+Will the seed 
+you carry be able to spawn
+a child 
+impervious to the might 
+you witnessed, back
+at Bikini?
+
+Or did the flash
+bloom a cancer 
+there in the darkness 
+of your scrotum?
+
+You strain to hear
+the words of the doctor --
+It's a blessing,
+he tells you. Or does he say --
+it's for the best?
+
+You press your head
+deeper 
+into the crook of your arm.
+
+
+ATTENTION KIDDIES
+     by Prime Anarchist
+Mattel is bringing back the 60's?
+Groovy, Neato, Bananas:
+Wow.
+We've revived your fave toys!
+Ready?
+Remember TossACross?
+Remember Kerplunk.
+How about the M-16?
+
+
+
+    -----------------------------------------------------
+ACTIVIST          like              issue       brought 2 U
+ TIMES             water              149           by
+  INC               for chocolate,      was       HOOTERS. 
+    -----------------------------------------------------
+
+
+
+
+http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+_________________________________________
+
+This  has been ATI    tell your friends
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+
+From editor@intst.com Sun Oct 25 13:00:36 1998
+Date: Sun, 25 Oct 1998 12:52:59 -0600 (CST)
+From: The Editor and Chief <editor@intst.com>
+To: ati@intst.com
+Cc: editor@intst.com
+Subject: ati150.txt
+Resent-Date: Sun, 25 Oct 98 13:05:24 CST
+Resent-From: <editor@intst.com>
+Resent-To: editor@ns2.cross-roads1.com
+
+>From the Hit Factory to the Record Plant, it's the Music-Cartel 
+version of ATI. Arista Telegragial, Industries.
+
+	  
+	  aaa    ttttttt     iiiii
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 aaaaa      t          i
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 a   a  1   t    5   iiiii   0
+
+
+   "There are many ups and downs in this business."
+       -- Warren Christopher 23Oct98
+
+   "Republicans will gain between 8 and 10 seats in the toilet."
+       -- James "you-mess-with-a-friend-of-monika-
+		    you-mess-with-me" Carville. 
+
+   "...Pentagon...King Solomon..."   
+       --Wycleff (White Cliff, Y Clef, Wu Tang)
+
+#'s? You want #'s?? I'll give you numbers !?!
+Hullo. end, welcome to ATI issue 150. I'm prime anarchist
+and this is the run for Sunday, October 25, 1998.
+http://www.theofficenet.com/~redorman/pagea~1.htm
+http://yippie.freeservers.com
+http://www.american-politics.com/doc1997.html
+http://www.cspc.org
+http://www.flashback.se/undergrad/fanzines
+http://www.williamsmusic.simplenet.com/philosophy.html
+http://www.beograd.com/truth
+http://www.cow.net
+http://www.textfiles.com
+http://www.works.org
+http://jya.com/cej-wwa-jg.htm
+
+------------------------------------
+The UnFamous Prime Anarchist Column.
+------------------------------------
+Hola Buenos,
+How's it going? Que tal la famila?
+Here's the first poem I've written in quite a while.
+Ready for this?
+
+
+BLYTHE
+    by prime anarchist
+
+Like Holden Caulfield.
+It's a double fantasy.
+Killing his hero.
+And ruining his own life.
+
+Violence
+Embedded to society.
+Like a 38K .mid file.
+
+A page or an intern, no matter
+A power differential abused.
+
+It's a triple reality.
+  1)
+  Hurting another, 
+  2)
+  killing his own heroism
+  3)
+  and ruining the illusions of
+ half a billion 
+Children the world over.
+
+
+   How's that???
+
+   It's Where Falkner and Cheeser Submitted their early work.
+   It's where Salzinger, Saroian, McCalder and Schmailer
+   were first published.
+   ATI!
+   And now it's where today's most
+   exciting new writers
+   come to show their talent.
+   http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+
+   Raising the Heckles On the 
+   Back of Your Neck, it's ATI.
+   Actuarial Taxi-Dancing Interns.
+
+The Television will not be revolutionized.
+
+--"Y2K?"
+--"Just Cause."
+
+April 1st, 1999 begins fiscal Y2K.
+
+I hope you set your crocks back.
+
+ATI, taking you to the year 9999.
+Hmmm. August 9, 1999. Wanna party?
+
+
+<background music. Blue Skies>
+Unlike PfiloHek,
+ATI gives you 24 hour relief without headache, 
+piahrea, nasal bleeding and abdominal pain.
+   the least common side effect was dry mouth; and munchies.
+
+
+
+
+		       and now, a wordz from our spoonzerz.
+
+RED CROSS SPAGHETTI.
+   thin, elbow, semolina, vermicelli, macaroni.
+Enriched Since 1860
+A Low Fat, Sodium Free, Cholesterol Free Food.
+See Back Panel For Nutrition Information.
+   the origin of red cross...
+Back in 1860, two brothers arrived in America from Milan,
+Italy bringing with them the recipe for multilevel network
+marketing, er, uh, I mean, old world pasta.
+   They called their products Red Cross, in honor of the 
+Duke of Milano, famous fruitcake baker and gourmet pasta maker.
+Duke's coat of arms bore this familiar cross. For over a month Americans
+have enjoyed the Italian tradition of these fine products.
+<small> THIS PRODUCT NOT CONNECTED WITH AMERICAN NATIONAL RED CROSS,
+INTERNATION RED CROSS, ANARCHIST BLACK CROSS OR ELIZABETH DOLE </small>
+
+COTTON INC.
+The Fabulism of Our Lives.
+We are NOT Rayon.
+Our Jeans are hard.
+
+---                                  ---
+ATI. refusing to self-promote since 1988.
+---                                  ---
+
+Yo, Black Boot:
+Shouts and greets...
+
+Greetings Everyone,
+
+	My visit to the Northwestern region of HPL in the Red Willow
+Springs and Cactus Valley area revealed still much hardship and fear
+among the residents. The BIA has continued to conduct adjudication of the
+Accomodation Agreement (policies allowing resistors to remain) guidelines
+by pushing to have AA signers give-up the excess animals to be shipped off
+the reservation. This was very disturbing to one family that I happened to
+visit and the BIA personnel were just on the scene that early morning of
+Oct. 16th. 
+	This traditional family's peaceful breakfast was disturbed by the
+several BIA/Hopi Range Technician vechicles that drove up around 7:30 AM.
+These government personnel spoke only in English and were some how able to
+get their message across that they were there to take their animals some
+250 miles from this family's home. The elder mother confronted them and
+said, Why can't they bring someone who spoke Dineh? Something she had
+requested before. The mother tried to tell them, "It is difficul today
+because of the snowy weather and cattle are hard to spot in such weather."
+She continued to insist that she had written a two page letter to The Hopi
+Lands Operation Office and had stated that she will not allow any of her
+animals taken so suddenly. The BIA personnel said they brought
+stock-trailers and they are ready to haul that day. The mother, Mayze
+Katenay Begay, try to tell her family not to take action upon the BIA
+request, but her husband, son, and daughter went ahead to saddle up their
+horses and left into the windy, cold and snowy canyonlands. 
+	Later, the BIA returned and said because of the weather they will
+retur Thursday, Oct. 22nd and for her to make sure the cattle are ready
+to be hauled off. They left a 20 foot stock trailer in front of the sheep
+corral and left. She was so angered and disturbed so, she asked me o 
+scribble a message on the trailer so I did. I asked the BIA not to take it
+upon the family and that I personally wrote on the trailer. I will be
+leaving this afternoon to check on what was the outcome.
+	There is plenty more happening and I hope to write something more
+informative upon my return. Also, I asked if any supporters who are in
+touch with other representatives from Big Mtn. or other areas of HPL to
+inquire to them to go out there and begin informing you about other
+government activities. Personally, I feel that the more input we can get
+from other Dineh Coordinators, (native of HPL) there can be a lot more
+flow of updated status. What supporters should try to take note of about
+information that comes from your Dineh contacts on the land is that whats
+most important to hear about are the BIA activities, and recent BIA Tribal
+Council official activities. We all should begin to understand that these
+traditional elders' resistance could become more intense and will require
+more monitoring by American and World communities.
+	Myself, I'm overwhelmed with my studies here at Northern Ariz.
+Univ. and trying my best to keep the concerned folks aware about the
+continued harassments and the intimidations perpetrated by the BIA and
+their On-the-Land Agents. Next time I like to put together more
+information and try to relay some words from some of the resistors,and as
+well as my views of the situation.
+	Thank You for your continued and vital support, and the Prayers
+that is said for the traditional elders who are trying to Save Humanity.
+
+				To All My Relations, Bahe
+
+-----------     ----------------
+OUR LETTUCE AND TOMATOES SECTION:
+-----------     ----------------
+
+i like the "old olk singer" song,
+and loved the reference to "cayenne pepper"
+which made me smile. as lousy as my health
+is, i'd probably be dead without my three
+teaspoonsful of cayenne pepper every day
+(but sundays).
+
+Michael (011)
+
+
+to ati@etext.org
+I'm trying to locate a Richard (Dick) Capelli who 
+lived in Kenosha.  He would be about 60 years old.  
+Do you know of him?
+Carol (414)
+
+
+Hi!
+Please visit my (non-commercial) Y2K website:
+  http://web2.airmail.net/jre850/y2k
+   Did you know that the U.S. Federal Reserve Bank
+System uses a pyramid scheme (Fractional Reserve
+Accounts) that will collapse EVEN IF NO EQUIPMENT
+FAILS if many depositors withdraw money as a
+precaution?
+    Did you know that PRECAUTIONARY STOCKPILING of food,
+fuel, MEDICINES, etc., will cause shortages and big
+price increases EVEN IF NO EQUIPMENT FAILS?
+     Please visit -- Thanks!
+Rick Reinckens  (404)
+
+
+to ati@etext.org
+Non capisco nulla di iglese ne capisco il perche di questa email?
+No entiendo nada de todo esto, porche me llego esta email?
+I don't speak english. I don't no why you send me this email?
+Falcone Giuseppe (011)
+
+
+To ATI:
+10/20/98,   7:24:48 PM
+Our clients are looking for Newsletter/Ezine Advertising!
+If you publish a newsletter or ezine and offer advertising  
+please list it free in our directory.  
+http://www.onlinepromoter.com/ezine.htm
+Thank You For Your Time.
+Sean Landry  (202)
+
+
+	     / - - - -/
+	    / PRESS  /
+	   /  ENTER /
+	  / TO EXIT/
+	 /- - - - /
+
+
+
+(PAWN) LOS ANGELES 
+ If independent counsel Kenneth Starr ever wants a
+new job after investigating President Clinton, Hustler magazine
+publisher Larry Flynt has just the position for him-adviser 
+on pornography.
+ "After a reading of the Starr report I am impressed by the 
+salacious and voyeuristic nature of your work," Flynt wrote 
+to Starr Wednesday offering him a job with his group that 
+publishes magazines specializing in sexual subjects.
+    "The quality and quantity of material you have assembled in 
+the Starr report contains more pornographic references than 
+those provided by Hustler Online services this month," 
+his letter said.
+    Flynt, who in the past has fought legal battles over 
+pornography and freedom of speech, went on to praise Starr's 
+report on Clinton that graphically describes the president's 
+affair with his former White House intern Monica Lewinsky.
+   "I congratulate you for having opened the doors of libraries 
+and schools to pornographic literature," the publisher wrote. 
+"Those of us at Hustler need your assistance in extending the 
+parameters of pornography to a wider community of adults. 
+You have opened a new era in promoting explicit sexual materials."
+    By including such explicit references in his report to Congress 
+that could form the basis for impeachmen proceedings against 
+Clinton, Flynt said Starr has helped alter community standards 
+in accepting pornography.
+    In his letter, Flynt compared the Starr report with his own 
+Hustler Online Magazine for its content. This month's magazine, 
+for example, had 44 graphic references to genitalia, 
+while the Starr report had 50, Flynt wrote.
+
+
+-------------------------------
+   ATI IS LIKE MENTAL FLOSS.
+-------------------------------
+
+STATE SET ON TALKS TO KEEP MIDEAST HARD
+    
+     prime anarchist world news
+
+WASHINGMACHINE - The leaders of Ysrael and the Palace Indian
+Authority now have to tackle the hardest job of all:
+   Keeping Senator Glen Johnn alive in outer space.
+   The key to success or failure could be whether a rich old man
+can live without all the life-support advantages that the George
+Washington University Hospital provide to people who make it in
+the United States. 
+   "Last week's protracted Wye River summit sucked worse than Barney,"
+said Matchbox Pinfield 20, spokesman for Levit Strauss.
+   "These talks are going to be not just tough," said White Haus
+Artist Becko P. Shaq, MC. "Armageddon tough." MC further expounded that
+Benjamin "Been Jammin'" Netanyahu makes him hard.
+   Did somebody give Jackie Chan a new HMMWV? Or does he have to
+keep driving around in the old one past warranty?
+   Arafat risked the support of Arabs, Bill Clinton and Steve Tyler
+to say "CLOSE THE FUCKING SCHOOL OF THE AMERICAS."
+   "Unh, Uhh; na nah, na nah. Na nah, na nahhhhh" said Tyler, 
+not wishing to miss a thing. 
+
+   
+
+  /  U R   /
+ /WATCHING/
+/ A T I  /
+
+
+sTILL mORE sONG sPLICING. aN aTI sPECIALTY tHESE dAYS...
+
+    YOU'RE STILL THE ONE
+ by Shania "50 meters" Twaine            
+
+Looks like we made it 
+Look how far we've come my baby
+We mighta took the cheat way 
+We knew we'd get there someday
+
+They said "I bet they'll never make it"
+But just look at us swiping songs
+We're still together splicing strong
+
+CHORUS:
+You're Still The One that can scratch my itch.
+The one that I belong to which
+Will write songs for me.
+You're Still The One I feel for.
+The one I steal songs for. 
+You're Still The One I kiss good night.
+You're still the one, that can scratch my itch.
+Still the one writing lyrics which
+Have no base in originality.
+
+
+
+FROM A MOMENT
+	   by Schtania Ibid.
+
+>From this moment, the world looks blue and green.
+With a hint of plagiarism.
+
+>From this moment, song cartels
+From-this-moment, "living-hell" musi-capitilism
+
+Right beside you is where I belong
+>From this distance on.
+>From this moment, I have been streamed.
+I live only for your technodreams
+And for your love, I'd give my last harmony
+>From this moment on.
+I give my hand to you, with all my violence to art.
+
+God is watching us,
+God is watching us, 
+God is watching us,
+>From this moment.
+
+Can't wait to live my life with you, 
+Can't wait to hear from Julie Gold
+You and I will never be apart
+Unless of course you start looking old.
+
+>From this moment, we are instruments
+I will echo thru the land, I promise you this
+There is nothing I wouldn't use
+You're the reason I sing blues
+
+God is watching us,
+God is watching...
+>From this moment.
+All we need is just the two of us
+Stealing songs of hope,     
+Stealing songs of peace,
+Stealing songs of every man.
+
+
+
+LOOKING FOR THAT
+NEW CAREER
+WELL, IT MAY BE LOOKING
+YOU RIGHT IN THE EYE.
+This Location Is Now
+Hiring Hourly Management.
+We Offer:
+Flexible Schedule
+Free eals
+Advancement 
+Paid Vacations
+Full Videotape Surveillance Of All Transactions.
+
+   - - -  P R E S S  R E L E A S E - - -
+CENSORED, featuring April Oliver and Jack Smith, 
+the former CNN producers who were fired for their story about 
+U.S. use of nerve gas in Laos; Gary Webb, former San Jose Mercury 
+News reporter who exposed the CIA/Contra cocaine connection; 
+and Erna Smith, SFSU Journalism Dept.; 
+plus jazz by Bill Crossman.
+
+TUES. Oct. 27, 7:30 p.m.
+Mission Cultural Center, 2868 Mission Street, S.F.
+$5 donation, no one turned away, childcare provided.
+Sponsored by FireWorx, the Media Alliance & the SFSU Journalism Dept.
+
+MAKING PAPER
+    a song by Marco Capelli
+http://marco.franklins.net
+
+Am Dm7 Em7 (chorus)
+Am - Dm7 Em7 Dm7 Am -  (verses)
+
+Old newsprint endroll from my father's advertising field.
+Construction paper for a cover to a book.
+Autobiographical of me when I was nine.
+Isn't it a wonder how much wonder that it took.
+
+(ch) making paper rock, scissor and knife.
+making paper all my life.
+making paper rock scissor and knife.
+making paper all my life.
+
+High school diploma telling me I'm qualified.
+Half a college education too to boot.
+I can bring home money, take home paper just to spend.
+Looking at my habits once a year is such a hoot.
+
+Honorable discharge tells the story well.
+Basically just kept my fat lip shut.
+Never really got a chance to change the system that changed me.
+I'm your over-qualified, over staffed, & over-economic slut.
+
+Human rights means nothing here at pulp & paper mills. 
+Midnite merger madness layoff kingpins seldom gave a shat.
+6 buckin' shucks an hour
+Toss your complaints into the vat.
+
+(chorus after each verse like a hymn)
+
+
+   ---<><><><><><>--- comments?: ati@etext.org ---<><><><><><>---
+
+join the listserv?
+send: subscribe ATI
+as the entire message to:
+listserv@intst.com
+
+
+And in the end, we'll have a poem.
+Shall we?
+Lets.
+
+State Capital
+    by the votrix.
+
+State Capitol.
+Where the poor person squawks
+The unfunded gawks
+the toxic leader hawks.
+
+And money talks.
+
+Oh, and hecklers get their social security numbers run;
+Then they're hunted, taunted, and jailed.
+
+
+
+
+
+
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+
+From editor@intst.com Sun Nov  1 12:23:40 1998
+Date: Sun, 1 Nov 1998 12:22:03 -0600 (CST)
+From: The Editor and Chief <editor@intst.com>
+To: editor@intst.com
+Resent-Date: Sun,  1 Nov 98 11:26:58 CST
+Resent-From: <editor@intst.com>
+Resent-To: editor@ns2.cross-roads1.com
+
+ATI. 9810311031.                     (happy halloween)
+ 
+ 
+DISTRIBUTORS, DO NOT SHIP UNTIL SUNDAY, MIDNITE...
+ 
+ 
+(PAWN) "SHE'S AT 0G, AND I FEEL FINE." 
+  Glen Johnn is right now in OuterSpace 
+with six women, testing such things as Geritol, 
+Depends, One-A-Day and Viagra.
+  That's the whole story. You don't need to explore
+the rest. Go about your business, this has been
+PAWN. Prime Anarchist World News. A subsidiarium of
+NOPE, No One in Particular Enterprises, PLC.
+ 
+  The launch was delayed 13 minutes for normal issues.
+  "Alright," said Johnn. "No one's going anywhere
+until I find my keys."
+      -30-
+ 
+  "Curtains on the windows let me keep out the world or
+let it pass; a Navajo Dream Catcher and a St. Bridget's 
+Cross guard me in the world I can't see."
+   -- Johnny Cash about "Unit One" his tourbus. 
+   
+  "The very idea of unconventional or even orignial ideas ending
+up on "country" radio in the late 1990's is absurd."
+   -- ibid.      [ed note: ...go even wider John...]
+                           
+ 
+ALL AGES SHOW: Lake Michigan
+        a poem 
+           by sTil fuRther
+ 
+Men's Room.
+A trojan in the wastebasket
+Ska's-miGod:
+Grafitti on wall.
+ 
+ 
+we interrupt this zine for:
+the NUMBERS RUN.               (9811010333)
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/Fiction_Online
+http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/BastardOperator
+http://www.soaw.org/remhi-rpt.html
+http://www.grandpasriver.com
+http://www.countryjoe.com
+http://webhome.direct.com/~pepscot/pepmuse2.htm
+http://www.tekknowledge.com/gonzo
+http://www.m2000.net/decemberwind/default.htm
+http://www.nativeamericanmusic.com
+http://www.ul.cs.cmu.edu/gutenberg/etext93/naftchap.txt
+ 
+ 
+ 
+   ---<><><><><><>--- comments?: ati@etext.org ---<><><><><><>---
+ 
+ 
+<><><><>     <><><><>     <><><><>      <><><><>
+HOLD THE PICKLES. Our Letters & Tomatoes Section:
+     Did Somebody Say?   Rain Forest.
+<><><><>     <><><><>     <><><><>      <><><><>
+ 
+Dear ATI,
+Scientists Link Male Baldness To Greased Pigs
+ Full Story at:
+  http://thevinegar.webjump.com/home.htm
+ 
+To ATI:
+The November 1998 issue of Ygdrasil, A Journal of the 
+Poetic Arts. is now available for viewing and download at
+http://www.synapse.net/~kgerken .
+Recent updates:  New Photographs by Carlo Quartieri
+Klaus J. Gerken
+Editor and Founder
+Ygdrasil, A Journal of the Poetic Arts
+Email: kgerken@synapse.net
+ 
+Prime:
+Do you know where to contact the people 
+that wrote the Anarchist HANDBOOK?
+
+AmyDenton@worldnet.att.net
+  [ed:  Any volunteers to 
+   handle this particular
+    technical support 
+       question?]
+ 
+To ATI:
+Feel free to visit my expanded site at 
+http://www.pieman.org
+ARON KAY......http://www.calyx.net/~pieman
+              http://yippie.freeservers.com
+IGNORANCE IS THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES
+ 
+ 
+ATI,
+I would like to supply your ezine with a free article 
+covering a human interest story, that is also educational 
+in regards to internet marketing.
+Here is the description -- please email me for the article:
+--------------------------------------------------
+Press Release - For Immediate Release
+ 
+For Details, Contact: Roger Bentley
+Phone (905) 721-9488
+rb@sexprofits.com
+ 
+October 15, 1998 - Farmingdale, NY
+On-line marketing expert and Vice President of 
+Green Publishing Unlimited, Roger Bentley would like to 
+immediately supply your publication with a guest 
+editorial covering:
+How SEX is being marketed on the internet and what 
+marketing lessons ALL businesses can learn from the example.
+   It is estimated that for every 3 people on the...
+ 
+[ed note: yeah, yeah. Like we here look interested.
+Damn Spam. Green Eggs and Spam. Diet Spam. 
+Spam Lite and Spam eaten mid of nite.
+Do the words "yadda yadda," mean anything to yous?]
+ 
+ 
+Hi Michael,
+I'm typing this in from "Cash" Johnny Cash's newest 
+autobiography. I think he's written about 3 of them.
+    page 189
+     I've also been playing with my Tibetan singing bowl, 
+which has its own wonderful world of sound. It's made of 
+seven different kinds of metals - gold, silver, brass, 
+bronze and metals from the meteorites that land intact 
+on the mountain peaks of the Himalayas, where there's less
+atmosphere than anywhere else on earth to burn them up 
+before impact. The bowl produces the most amazing variety 
+of sustained, unearthly tones. It comes with an instrument, 
+wrapped in chamois leather, resembling the kind of pestle 
+you use to crush corn or rock salt in a mortar. You rub that
+around the rim - how fast and hard you rub determines the 
+pitch and intensity of the tone the bowl produces - and then 
+you put your face down into the bowl and listen. It feels 
+like hearing a pipe organ in a cathedral. It's a wonderful 
+tool for taking me to another, more peaceful place.
+   marc (414)
+ 
+ 
+Dear ATI Marco Capelli,
+Here is a pretty intresting press release we think 
+pertains to your ezine.
+For more information please contact Mike Kelum 
+(702) 791-3215 or email: admin@vegasgirls2u.com 
+You can also preview the site at
+http://www.vegasgirls2u.com -- Actual outcall girls 
+and guys are available for interviews or appearances. 
+President John Zito is also available for comment.
+Press Release-For Immediate Release
+Internet Prostitution?
+LAS VEGAS, September 1, 1998 - The promotion of outcall 
+girls is online. The controversial, newly launched 
+Vegasgirls2u.com website is the first collection of 
+hundreds of professional outcall girls who are
+available 24 hours a day to come direct to your 
+Las Vegas hotel room to strip totally naked and 
+dance for you in the privacy of your own...
+ 
+[ed: yeah, yeah, you too. yadda yadda. You think
+it pertains? Not. If you people get any more 
+sophisticated, you'll want to smoke a cigarette 
+with me. I actually find you people humorous after
+I'm done wanting to reach through my modem and RING 
+YOUR FUCKING NECK!!!]
+ 
+-------------------------------
+   ATI IS LIKE MENTAL FLOSS.
+-------------------------------
+ 
+ 
+TAG-LINES: Not Just For Advertising Anymore!
+ 
+ 
+  "We quit everything - School, work, you name it.
+The only thing we never quit is drinking. Oh, yeah -
+And tobacco."
+   - ChrisInTheMorning (Northern Exposure)
+ 
+  "He could walk down any street, the girls could not
+Resist his stares; nobody ever called Pablo Picasso
+An Asshole."  -Jonathan Richman (paraphrased)
+  [ed: i think you're confused John. oh, there's just
+something about your voice. wow. ]
+ 
+ 
+South Dakota Peace and Justice Center will be sponsoring a
+host drum and an indigenous delegation to the Nov. 21 and 22
+national witness action against the US Army School of the 
+Americas. 
+  Indigenous persons from Indian country throughout South
+Dakota are invited to represent their communities during the
+two-day event. 
+  "Fort Benning will never be the same after experiencing the
+power of the drum on the base perimeter," Dr. Paul Robertson,
+an Oglala Lakota College faculty member who will accompany
+the delegation, said.
+  Robertson said it is important for indigenous in the United
+States to be in solidarity with indigenous in Latin America
+at the November protest. "I think a strong indigenous delegation
+from here can enter history as a critical influence toward 
+shut-down of the School of Assassins."
+  A few bus seats will be available for non-indigenous, who will 
+be asked to pay a modest bus fee. For more information, contact
+the South Dakota Peace and Justice Center, P.O. Box 405, Watertown,
+S.D. 57201 
+605-822-2822
+  -- reprinted from Indian Country Today (Lakota Times)
+ 
+For Hate
+   a poem by Marco Capelli
+ 
+There's no room in my
+Heart for hate.
+I'm a poet here, sure;
+Hear the beat?
+ 
+I'm a human not an ist
+Have a heart man.
+Artist yeah. Fine, whatever
+Still gotta eat.
+ 
+Have a heart,
+There's no room in my
+Art for hate
+Hear the music.
+ 
+How sweet - 
+There's no hate
+In my heart
+No room.
+ 
+ 
+PFZ           -ibid.
+ 
+Lady Bug, Lady Bug
+Hide away here.
+You're safe when you're near me.
+No need to fear.
+ 
+Can't speak for my neighbors,
+But I'll take you in.
+I own no fly-swatter.
+-- -- -- -- -- -- -- -- (breath out; breath in.)
+ 
+The spiders fared well here
+They managed to thrive.
+It's none of my business
+If you're dead or alive.
+ 
+Lady Bug Lady Bug:
+What do you mean?
+What's your metaphor
+Aphid or queen?
+ 
+Can't speak for my neighbors
+But you're safe near me.
+This is a pesticide free zone:
+P.F.Z.
+ 
+ 
+<webster> 
+Catch 23. Expression. Damned if you do, damned if you do more.
+ 
+ 
+Self Titled
+     by marco
+         for S-
+ 
+Wars and Rumors;
+Storytellers say.
+Crystal Link Chain.
+Each and every day now.
+Every king has each reign:
+May each story cut thru TV's stupor.
+ 
+ 
+ATI, is proud to be not sponsored by Miller Light and Old Navy.
+   Teaming up to bring you the best in Football Fashion.
+      Oh, and bad music.
+ 
+           <><><><><><>
+ 
+ATI's ForReals Dept.
+Feature Writing For Electronic Publications.
+3 cr.
+An Independent Study
+Spring '98
+UConn Avery Point
+Professor: Stephen Jones
+Intern: Marco Capelli
+ 
+Student will write journalistic pieces and essays for an
+internet service provider in Norwich, CT. called Downcity.net
+They will be published in an online newsmagazine that can be
+accessed by the public at:
+   http://www.downcity.net
+   Student will meet with the professor every other week. 
+Mentors at the internet service provider are Robert Szarka, and
+Joyce Thomas.
+ 
+ 
+You've been watching...
+	  aaa    ttttttt     iiiii
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 aaaaa      t          i
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 a   a  1   t    5   iiiii   1
+ 
+ 
+   ---<><><><><><>--- comments?: ati@etext.org ---<><><><><><>---
+
+
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+
+From editor@intst.com Sun Nov  8 18:07:23 1998
+Date: Sat, 7 Nov 1998 22:49:23 -0600 (CST)
+From: The Editor and Chief <editor@intst.com>
+Reply-To: ati@intst.com
+To: ati@intst.com
+Subject: ati152.txt (fwd)
+Resent-Date: Sat,  7 Nov 98 21:55:44 CST
+Resent-From: <editor@intst.com>
+Resent-To: editor@ns2.cross-roads1.com
+
+***********************
+*HEY HEY HEY; IT'S ATI*
+***********************
+
+
+
+ATI 152.                           06NOV98
+The Television will Not be ReVoLuTioNiZeD.
+
+
+
+
+
+JINGLING ALONG 
+   with Johann Jacovitz JingleSpoofer.
+
+When it's time to be hip.
+One Song stands clear.
+Year after year,
+Well, if you've got the hooch.
+We've got the beer:
+Olde Hooch beer.
+   <voiceover> Olde Hooch beer. 
+	       From the makers of Mulder Beer, comes
+	       Olde Hooch. If you've got it, we'll 
+	       do ya... right!
+
+
+
+
+"Violence to art reserves a special place in hell."
+      --dante--
+
+TO: Cuando Caliente El Sol. El "Unico" Traduccion Mejor 
+    Love all the music with heart
+    That's all the muse wants.
+    Translate the best that you can
+    Or not at all.
+
+    Just promise me this 
+    "Las palabras,"
+    From the Spanish
+    To the Anglo  o o o...      o o o...
+
+    When you are figurative 
+    Or when you're way off
+    Love all the music with heart
+    As if you mean it.
+
+    Don't give me your HALF-
+    ass translations
+    circ'ml'cutions 
+    Love the music
+    Don't be lazy
+    Feel-it-in-your-heart!
+
+    Don't forget this is art.
+
+
+
+
+   a
+   A   tTTTt IiIiI
+  A A    T     I
+ AaAaA   T     I     152!!!
+ A   A   T     I
+Aa   aAtTTTt IiIiI
+
+   the house that ANARCHY built.
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+th tlvsn wll nt b rvltnzd!!!
+
+
+
+TAG LINES
+     Not Just For Madison Avenue Anymore.
+
+
+Hello there,
+Prime Anarchist here. 
+Here's some #'s and then some letters, and then
+the meaty portion of this gigantic pome we call
+ATI. ACTIVIST Time to be Illustrious.
+
+http://www.etwebs.net/kennyl/ar-to-rs.html
+http://www.synapse.net/~kgerken
+http://www.unit.somewhere.net
+http://www.xs4all.nl
+http://spin.com.mx/~hugalde/poe-mal.html#ini
+http://vvv.com/~tommy
+http://www.dogeatdogfilms.com/message.html
+http://www.popandpolitics.com/essays/penis.html
+http://www.ezln.org
+
+
+
+
+Our Phemus, Lettuce, Onions and Tobasco section:
+
+Dear ATI, 
+if Marco wasn't a droogy- I would asume that ati 
+was the new wave suburban kids making their clockwork 
+punk newstand while cashing in. . .err. . .out on
+webaritous.
+Don't get me wrong, marc didn't fill etext.org with 147-151 
+and I was having activism withdrawl, at least until my boy 
+ric told him that I locked myself into a room and would not 
+come out until I got some ATI- 
+  Future wishes, no more hippy stuff (weak poems and crap), 
+60's are over- 
+peace. . .(is) out.
+STV-STV-STV-STV-STV-STV-STV-STV-STV-STV-STV-STV-STV-STV-STV
+
+
+ATI
+Do you accept ads or sponsorship? 
+Thanks for your help.
+Dave
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+ http://www.nexxon.com 
+     [No, but thanks for asking.
+      I'm going to reprint this, including your URL 
+      because a lot of other "zineriters" read this 
+      zine every week. Perhaps you'll bump into some 
+      that ARE commercial.
+      I chose to do this because you seem much more 
+      "human" than the average "requester of strange 
+      requests, commercial in nature."]
+
+S
+H 
+U
+T
+
+D
+O
+W
+N
+
+T
+H
+E
+
+S
+C
+H
+O
+O
+L
+
+O
+F
+
+T
+H
+E
+
+A
+M
+E
+R
+I
+C
+A
+S
+!!!      SHUT DOWN THE SOA. SHUT DOWN THE SOA. school of the americas.
+	  c              f      h            s
+	   h                     e            s
+	    o                                  a
+	     o                                  s
+	      l                                  s
+						  i
+						   n
+<BOOK EXCERPT>                                      s
+I'm typing this in from "Cash" Johnny Cash's newest autobiography. 
+I think he's written about 3 of them.
+    page 189
+     I've also been playing with my Tibetan singing bowl, 
+which has its own wonderful world of sound. It's made of 
+seven different kinds of metals - gold, silver, brass, 
+bronze and metals from the meteorites that land intact 
+on the mountain peaks of the Himalayas, where there's less
+atmosphere than anywhere else on earth to burn them up before 
+impact. The bowl produces the most amazing variety of sustained, 
+unearthly tones. It comes with an instrument, wrapped in chamois 
+leather, resembling the kind of pestle you use to crush corn or 
+rock salt in a mortar. You rub that around the rim - how fast 
+and hard you rub determines the pitch and intensity of the tone 
+the bowl produces - and then you put your face down into the 
+bowl and listen. It feels like hearing a pipe organ in a
+cathedral. It's a wonderful tool for taking me to another, 
+more peaceful place.
+</BOOK EXCERPT>
+
+
+     ati@etext.org --        --  th tlvsn wll nt b rvltnzd!!!    
+
+PO Box 11715                            
+Eugene, OR 97440                        
+isco@efn.org
+bigmnt@efn.org                          
+lpsg@efn.org                            
+PRESS RELEASE PRESS RELEASE PRESS RELEASE PRESS RELEASE PRESS RELEASE
+		COLUMBUS ARRESTED AND DEPORTED
+		Eugene, Oregon USA October 12, 1998 
+ Admiral Christopher Columbus, infamous explorer and pillager of 
+already occupied continents, was arrested Monday at the University 
+of Oregon in Eugene.  He was charged with aggravated murder, 
+first degree rape, first degree sodomy, kidnapping, theft, fraud, 
+assault with deadly intent, trespass, and criminal mischief when 
+a bystander witnessed the Admiral accosting students, yelling 
+"Happy Genocide Day!" demanding gold and threatening to cut off 
+their hands or abduct and sell them into slavery.
+  "Get outta here with your rotten attitude!"  Heckled University 
+students, who tried to chase him away, throwing rocks and beer bottles.
+  Travelling with fencing "Conquistadores", Spanish soldiers in heavy
+armament, Columbus roared defiantly when confronted by students.  
+  "What!? It's MY holiday.  Happy Genocide!"  Fleeing citizens 
+arrest and assaulting a bus dirver, he was pepper-sprayed by Eugene 
+Police and subdued. 
+  King Ferdinand and Queen Isabella of Spain were arrested by Customs 
+Agents at the Madrid Airport trying to transport stolen property- 
+gold from Jews and Indians, and could not be reached for comment.
+  Witnesses said Columbus cowered and waived his Miranda rights while 
+taken into custody, muttering about "liberal plots" against him.  
+A search warrant was served on his ship, which was towed by a 
+mountain bike.  When searched by EPD several dredlocked EarthFirst!ers 
+were found in the hull and released.  "Discovered" in Columbus' ship 
+were ten dozen bars of Black Hills gold, several hundred million board 
+feet of timber stolen from the Willamette National Forest, and a card 
+from a Florence-area developer.
+  Suspicious the Admiral was hording other contraband, the EPD strip
+searched him and held him at the Lane County Corrections Facility until
+Friday.  Determining that the nefarious colonist suffers from paranoid
+schizophrenia with delusions of grandeur, Health Officers forcibly
+administered Halizon, Lane County Corrections officials said.
+  The Conquistadores were arrested at the California-Mexican border 
+by the Mexican Army.  Extradited to Mexico City they face similar 
+charges and if convicted, the death penalty by a Mexican Firing Squad, 
+according to an Amnesty International press release.
+  Christopher Columbus was deported by the Immigration and 
+Naturalization Service Friday to Geneva and charged for violating 
+international laws against slavery, torture, genocide and ecocide.  
+He, Ferdinand and Isabella face a United Nations tribunal comprised 
+of Pagans, Jews, Moors, African-Americans and Indigenous Americans.
+   Call (541) 607-7064 or e-mail isco@efn.org for more information.
+				-0-
+
+
+
+FEAR & LOATHING In Las Vegas will be out Nov 17th
+for any who missed the Big Picture.
+[prime note: i did too and i'm ticked.]
+
+----------------------------------
+ATI - The Rag Read Round the Earth
+----------------------------------
+
+
+     [ed note: the phollowing's a keeper because its 
+      beautiful metaphor far outweighs any 
+      ethnocentricism involved.]
+
+I Want A Loan
+	  --by Humor Break (494)
+
+  An old native American  wanted a loan for $500. 
+The banker pulled out the loan application, "What are 
+you going to do with the money?" 
+  "Take jewlery to city and sell it," was the response. 
+  "What have you got for collateral?" 
+  "Don't know collateral." 
+  "Well that's something of value that would cover the 
+cost of the loan. Have you got any vehicles?" 
+  "Yes, 1949 Chevy pickup." 
+The banker shook his head, "How about livestock?" 
+  "Yes, I have a horse." 
+  "How old is it?" 
+   "Don't know, has no teeth." 
+Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan. 
+Several weeks later the old man was back in the bank. 
+He pulled out a roll of bills, "Here to pay." he said. 
+He then handed the banker the money to pay his loan
+off.
+  "What are you going to do with the rest of that money?" 
+  "Put in teepee." 
+  "Why don't you deposit it in my bank," he asked. 
+  "Don't know deposit." 
+  "You put the money in our bank and we take care of it for you. 
+When you want to use it you can withdraw it." 
+The old Indian leaned across the desk, 
+"What you got for collateral?"
+
+
+Abbie Hoffman Activist Foundation, Inc.
+Box 908
+Murray Hill Station
+NY NY 10156
+
+
+
+I GOT A MESSAGE TODAY, FOLKS, VIA SOME TIN
+CANS... THEY HELPED ME RECALL THAT IT WAS 
+BEHIND BARS, AMIDST FOUR HUNDRED CONS, THAT
+I ENJOYED THE BEST THANKSGIVING OF MY LIFE.
+  ME AND THE OTHER GUYS FILED IN FROM THE
+YARD - THOSE OF US WHO WEREN'T IN SOLITARY -
+AND LINED UP IN THE DINING HALL. GOING THRU
+THE CHOW LINE, WE GOT TO TAKE AS BIG A HELPING
+AS WE WANTED - I GUESS EVEN IN THE CALABOZO
+WARDEN VIGLIETTA RECOGNIZED THE NEED TO 
+OVERINDULGE ON THAT DAY OF ALL DAYS. PLASTIC
+PLATES BRIMMING WITH PRESSED TURKEY AND
+SWEET POTATOES AND GREEN BEANS...
+  AND, AFTER A BRIEF INTERRUPTION WHEN ONE OF
+THE NEW GUYS TRIED TO LIFT A CLEAVER FROM THE 
+KITCHEN, JOY KING GEORGE GOT UP ON A CHAIR
+AND QUOTED A PASSAGE FROM  P I L G R I M ' S
+P R O G R E S S.  AND THEN, MAN, WE JUST ALL
+DUG IN.
+  JOY KING'S PUNK, JUNIOR THE WEATHERMAN,
+BROKE OUT A JUG OF APPLEJACK HE'D BEEN FERMENT-
+ING SINCE THE FOURTH OF JULY, AND WE PASSED
+THAT UNDER THE TABLE, SPIKING OUR CIDER WHEN
+WE WERE FREE OF WATCHING EYES. AND I REMEMBER
+THAT DOUG HANSON ACTUALLY GOT A LITTLE
+WACKED ON THE STUFF - STABBED SOME GUY JUST 
+FOR PINCHING HIS YAMS. AND LITTLE BILLY BODNER 
+TRIED TO GET A ROUND OF CHRISTMAS CAROLS
+GOING, EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A MONTH EARLY.
+  THE MELLOW SWEETNESS OF PUMPKIN PIE OFF A
+PRISON SPOON IS SOMETHING YOU WILL NEVER FORGET.
+     (excerted (lifted) out of Chris-In-The-Morning)
+
+
+   th tlvsn wll nt b rvltnzd!!!       ati@etext.org
+
+House SPEAKer Leaves SandBOX.
+(PAWN) Newport, RI - For the first time in 113 years Brutus
+"Newt" GangReich will step down as BoxSpeaker, saying "I'm
+not playing any more."
+   Accused of whining, vetting, six of the 7 deadly sins,
+and now being a quitter, GangReich had this to say.
+   "If we can't play by my rules, the way I want to, with
+me winning all the time, then I don't want to play," he
+snivelled snot on his sleeve loudly. He said he's going
+home to live with his sister.
+   "My sister has a bigger sandbox," said GangReich at an
+open press conference in Newport, the first in his career.
+   "Anyways, we can make our own rules, and play all day,"
+he said. GangReich will be sorely remembered.
+
+HOTEL RESERVATION SERvice FOR MOOSUP TRAVELERS.
+Moosup, CT (PAWN) Prime Anarchist World News Journalists
+went to Moosup, Connecticut this week to see the new system.
+   Any business travelers heading to Moosup this winter can
+take advantage of a free business travel hotel reservation
+service to find available and comfortable hotel rooms in the
+downtown business area and the area surrounding Cranberry
+Navel International Airport.
+   Central rez service can find rooms beginning at $39 and
+can also find affordable weekend rates for weekend getaways.
+CRS's toll-free number is 1-800-548-3311 and operates every
+day from 5:30 am to 9:30 pm.
+
+THE sPORTS CoLUMn
+(SPAWN) Sporty Anarchy Whirled News.
+[Sporty Anarchy will be writing occasional sports
+ columns for ATI whenever the mood is right (and
+ whenever Ginger is indisposed)]
+    Local newscaster, Heather Hayes, will be dating
+the single Green Bay Packagers, leaving speculation
+as to who will service the married ones.
+    Beginning Sunday, Hayes, Green Bay's resident
+gorgious older babe anchorwoman will broadcast 
+live via webcam from a not-yet-disclosed hotel-room
+in Pittsburgh. Which single Packager she will date is
+also as yet undisclosed. Hayes says she will date a
+different Packager each week as part of her Eligible
+Bachelors series, and will give live reports of her
+dating via the webcam as well as day old feeds of 
+play-by-play complete with slow motion and bad 
+70's wah-wah peddle music.
+    "I'll be the sports version of Anais Nine," said
+Hayes.
+    Chris Eliot volunteered to interview the married
+Packagers saying that since the movie "Something About
+Mary," he's got more access to Brett Fave than even his 
+wife, but NBC26 is just not telling.
+    As soon as this columnist knows which hotel, which
+Green Bay Packager, and which webpage: you'll hear it
+here first.
+
+---
+ATI, the Carnegie Hall of Zines.
+---
+
+th tlvsn wll nt b rvltnzd!!!   http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+
+"Any fool can use an adjective."
+     -- Alan Kellerman.
+	DePere, WI.
+
+GOOD SUGGESTION: A Valued Lesson.
+    a poem by marco
+Atticus,
+   Thanks for the -
+   Thanks a lot.
+   I'm so grateful.
+   For even just
+   Being there, but,
+   Thanks for the 
+   Twelve dollar and
+   Ninety-five cent
+   Spanish lesson.
+
+
+6 Month Lease
+    another poem by marco
+
+My dad was the Apollo of Angio-plasty
+They do a lot of them now
+He was number 71 or so in the
+Country
+Maybe the world
+Yale wanted him to write a position paper
+What it's like to get a new lease on life
+Thanks to a balloon that ripped through his veins
+Like a friendlier kind of clot.
+He declined.
+He died a week or two later. Waiting for the doctor's
+OK
+To begin jogging instead of walking the miles each day.
+
+Did we lose our sensibility when we lost Apollo?
+
+
+
+MORE PARODY:
+Welcome back my friends
+To the Song that never ends
+I'm so glad you could append
+Listen up, listen up.
+It's on every radio station.
+Just like musical masturbation.
+Hear me,
+See me,
+Cheer me,
+Be me.
+
+
+   "No, that wasn't me, I'm the one you've got to kiss
+to get a ticket."
+      --Robin, a DNA/Fingerprint/VoicePrint analyst for AOL.
+
+
+ATI Carefully made with old fashioned computers, brewed
+    with high fructose attitude, citric acid (provides 
+    tartness) and humour (as opposed to humor) 
+    Not distributed by Lipton/Pepsi/Nestle. Eaglewood, NJ.
+    Seinfeld was not eaten by a Taco Bell mascot during the
+    making of this issue.
+
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+As per usual, ends here with a poem, 
+because after it's over, 
+alls we' lef' w/ is the myth.
+
+A Haiku Haiku
+   by http://marco.franklins.net
+   for Raysa.
+
+   Sometimes I write too
+Many haiku; and sometimes - I
+   Just don't write any.
+
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+activist times, inc. Issue 153.
+November 15, 1998 
+
+Street light
+Sky bright
+First tree for sale in a parking lot
+I see tonite,
+It's Friday the 13th and (932 pm) this is your ATI.
+The Annotated Television Index.
+
+Tonite's Fugazi in Milwaukee and I'm missing it.
+But that's OK. I get to hang out with my friends
+in the factory tonite, where I'll get further tanked
+on coffee, sage and tobacco,
+and yeah...
+
+   ...I'm Prime Anarchist and I'm your host 4 this
+week's edition of the ATI numbers run.
+
+http://www.unitedcouncil.org
+http://www.d0gshit.l0pht.com
+http://www-personal.umich.edu/~lormand/soa
+http://www.org/HTtorture.htm
+http://www.soaw.org
+http://www.olga.net
+http://www.lyrics.ch
+http://www.webhome.idirect.com/~pepscot/pepmuse2.htm
+http://www.freespeech.org
+http://www.cjd.org
+http://www.defenselink.mil/pubs/pentagon
+http://www.ezln.org
+
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+
+"... Factual statements in this publication are made as of the date 
+stated and are subject to change without notice."
+       --www.stock-pick.net
+
+---- ----- ------- --- -------- -- --------
+keep those lettuce and tomatoes ee cummings.
+---- ----- ------- --- -------- -- --------
+
+To ATI:
+There is a vigil the 20-22 of this month at Fort Bening, GA 
+that aims to close down the School of The Americas.
+More info is at http://www.soaw.org
+If you can't come, keep those who are there 
+(which may include me, thus breaking a self-imposed ban on 
+activism) in your thoughts that weekend.
+peace
+mat  (!!!) 
+http://bulldog.unca.edu/~tmpeery
+
+
+Greetings-
+  Thought I'd let you know that you have the cherished rite 
+to be the only hit on a search for 'www.theworks.org' that 
+hotbot.com found.
+   Seems from what I read that you have a past tie to some 
+reincarnation/other life/misc of theworks.  Might be 
+interesting, I volunteer for The Works, a tech center for kids 
+in Minnesota.  As their part time weber, I'm a bit disappointed 
+in the energy I have given their web presence.  Hope to expand,
+then maybe submit it to get a little exposure.  But that might 
+take away your claim to fame, which put me in contact with you.
+    So just Hi for now, have a grand one- 
+Larry (612)
+
+
+Cool! 
+Play it everywhere!!
+>Billiebong
+>   a parody by marco capelli
+>                    to the tune of Georgie Girl
+>                    (that consumo-anorexo-disno-euro-fascisto
+>                     trash of a tune from the late 60's)
+>Hey there, Billy Blythe
+>Punching at the world as with a knife
+>Nobody could ever dream it would come from
+>Democrats there,
+>Destroyin' us... (ref. ATI 150? 149?)
+McWill (011)
+
+
+to ati@etext.org
+Stopped by your site at ---
+Terrific pages. Great Design. Great contribution 
+to the World Wide Web.
+   I am much impressed. I am awarding your site 
+the Poet's Award. Stop by my homepage to download 
+the award bearing the words "Poet's Award."
+Ernest Slyman (425)
+http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/7514/
+
+(((((questions) comments) and) concerns: ati@etext.org))
+
+
+   =for those of you=
+    =always looking 4=
+     = mistakes we've =
+      = inserted a few =
+
+
+CAN I COMMENT?
+  THE LIMITED: The Store.
+  How "Limited" is it if every *&%$?#( mall in the world 
+has one? And farthermore -- if it's in the mall in the first 
+place? Oy! what a myth.
+  Can I paraphrase Fugazi?
+  You are NOT what you own.
+  You are not what you wear.
+  You are not what you PURCHASE.
+Wake up.
+  I repeat: what you purchase is NOT YOU.
+
+  Did somebody say Consumption???
+
+
+
+    POG stands for 
+Passionfruit Orange Guava.
+    Betcha already
+      Knew that.
+
+
+
+FASHION NOTE IN WARTIME
+a poem by Eve Merriam
+author of the Inner City Mother Goose
+
+. high       as
+. as         this
+. are        week's
+. skirts     body
+. the        count
+
+
+
+  S C H O O L   O F   T H E   A M E R I C A S    V I G I L
+        In Houston
+ (reprinted from a Catholic Worker paper)
+.....school of the americas vigil....
+   Sunday, November 22, 1998, 1:30-2:30 
+   United States Federal Bldg. Sidewalk,
+(around the Mickey Leland Bldg., 1919 Smith)
+On the morning of Sunday, Nov 22, 1998 and throughout
+the day, thousands of marchers will be gathering in
+Ft. Benning, Georgia, to protest the US Army School of 
+the Americas. Graduates of the SOA have included some
+of the worst human rights abusers and military strongmen 
+who have been responsible for the torture, rape and murder
+of the poor and oppressed of Latin America, church workers,
+human rights workers, and US citizens. The Houston vigil 
+is in support of this gathering.
+For more info, call Awanda Whitworth, Maryknoll House
+(713)529-1912
+http://www.cjd.org
+
+
+
+HERITAGE OHMS, INC. UNVEILS Y2K PLAN.
+(PAWN) -Alexandria, VA - In a ceremony involving Oliver Nord,
+Taco Hell, and their sister company, ABC Strip Mall, Inc., 
+Heritage Ohms CEO Richard Laredo displayed the official plan
+for HxH2000, and he summed it up quite clearly and concisely
+which surprised a crowd of 11,000 bureaucrats at the George
+Bush Building auditorium.
+   "Ladies and Germs," he began in true Carnegie-Roberts-Rules
+form, then he switched style which threw all the forty-dollar-
+a-cup-coffee-breakers, saying "a house between every other house  
+by the year 2000; and then a house between every house again by
+2004. Thank you, I'll now enterprise any questionings you may
+have."
+   There was a long pause and then a standing ovation.
+   There were no questions and the bureaucrats are now returning
+to their disrespective states or nations where they will begin
+implementing the plan immediately.
+
+
+     o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
+     o  In case you want to know, POGs are o 
+     o not made by Proctor and Gamble they o
+     o      are brought to you by          o
+     o    Price, Stern, Sloan, inc.        o
+     o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o o
+
+
+         Ocean Spray Ruby Red Grapefruit
+         Juice Drink.
+               ing.: Filtered Water, Marsh Ruby Red
+         Grapefruit Juice from Concentrate, High
+         Fructose Corn Syrup, Grapefruit Juice Pulp
+         Sacs, Citric Acid, Pectin, Natural Flavors,
+         Ascorbic Acid, Cochineal Extract and Carmine.
+
+         If you're a grub, this will really appeal to you.
+         For cochineal is about 40,000 bugs extracted off
+         a cactus log in the rainforest and mooshed down 
+         to about a teaspoonful of red dye. So how far off
+         were we in summercamp for calling gritty cool-aid
+         "bug juice???"
+
+
+FDR OKAYS HALLUCINOGENIC LOLLIPOP FOR TREATMENT OF GRUMPINESS.
+by Washington Postal Correspondant, Sally Squares - special to
+Prime Anarchist World News.
+   Cancer patients and assorted other grumpy people will soon 
+have a tastier way to treat bad mood: a raspberry-flavored 
+lollipop that delivers a hallucination more potent than morphine.
+The FDR, (food & drugs & rock-n-roll) approved Actiq (the shelf-
+name for LSD-29) for patients experiencing sudden, "breakthrough"
+downers that oral narcotics can't control.
+   Actiq contains fentanyl citrate, which is delivered in a 
+sugar-flavored lozenge held by an attached handle like a lollipop.
+   People pregnant, or allergic to things like rat poison, 
+HCL, or U-238 shouldn't touch the sugar cube part, only the handle.
+   Because of potential for abuse of Actiq - (nicknamed cid) and its
+dangers of appeal to children - the FDR required it's makers, Abbie
+Laboratories, a subsidiary of the newly mergered Fizzer-Squibly, to 
+give their word of honor they won't use any Mickey Mouse, Grateful
+Dead or Ben & Jerry's logos on Actiq.
+   The most interesting side effects include dizziness, nausea,
+constipation and good vibrations.
+   Doctors will be fully briefed and must agree to only dispense
+to people who are already on drugs. Patients' families will be 
+warned about side effects; which colors are fresh and which are
+stale; and one relative must provide a "come-down" tent within two
+miles of all Actiq consumption.
+   For patients allergic to sugar, Fizzer-Squibly can provide squares
+on little light blue sheets of paper, which comes with a free pair 
+of FDR scissors with William Benet's picture on the handle.
+   See your doctor for details or your pharmacist for the over-the-
+counter versions.
+   <small> Not to be taken with Viagra, Testosterones 
+or Test Free, Fizzer-Squibly not responsible for misuse. 
+Calls are just $35 a minute. Operators are standing by. 
+Relatives of hippies not allowed to enter. Limit 4 doses 
+per customer. Some settling, set and setting may occur. </small>
+
+SAM. Soldiers Against Militarism.
+http://www.sam.org
+1-800-SAM-PEACe
+
+ELECTROLUCKS RECALL
+(PAWN) - Genesis, LX - If you own a Prolucks, Regency, Genesis or
+Electrolucks vacuum cleaner, makers are urging you not to turn it
+on again until after you've either called 
+1-888-877-2959 or hit their web page at
+http://www.elux.com
+   The company will fix it free, but will not be held responsible
+for people who get sucked into the tube; if they didn't call to 
+get the power turned down.
+   The part that is called a ponytail is also in danger of getting
+sucked into the tube and it will peel off all the shielding around
+the wires - which completes the circuit and will electrocute 15 
+people in the community, reformat your hard drive and scramble any
+floppies near your computer. In the event of 15 people dead, 
+Electrolucks, L.L.C. will put new rubber shielding on the wiring
+at no cost to the consumer. But again, you must call the 800# 
+or hit their webpage.
+   This public service announcement brought to you by News Corp, 
+a Rupert Murdoch Act Of Kindness, L.L.C.
+             #
+
+
+       POOR CRAP MEANS HIGHER PRICES
+-- ------- ------
+by Malvina Morris   Special to Prime Anarchist World News
+-- ------- ------
+Houston_____Cocoa Cola Company's Minute Made division, the 
+"number two" juice maker, said it will raise prices for its
+raisin juices, orange juices and walnut juices an average of
+8 to 10 percent early next week because of smaller shipments
+of fertilizer.
+   "Lousy and less," said Miles Standing, chief executrix in
+charge of executing chiefly. "Look at this lousy loam," he said
+showing a finger full. "How does one expect us to live on loam
+like this?" He said had they known they'd receive so little, so
+late and so lousy, they would've put a call in to Luvett Butter
+in Luck, Wisconsin.
+   "They have the most best fertilizer in the world," he lamented,
+we sure could've used their soil this year."
+   Not one to look back, Standing said the increase means retail
+prices will climb 20 cents for 64-ounce cartons of its top-selling
+Minute Made Naranjugo. In the rest of the country retail prices
+will level at 30 cents more a liter.
+   "The walnut juice and raisin juices will taste simply 
+horrible," said Standing. He said they'll likely have to lower
+those prices and just live with a loss.
+   "Losing means never having to say you're Lipton."
+
+
+....research question of the week.....
+      Tsyunhehkw^      (pronounced: june hick way)
+    Find the definition.
+    hint: it's an Oneida word.
+
+
+          CHUCK SPENT A MONTH IN THE INFIRMARY AFTER
+          BEING STABBED IN THE LUNG. WHEN HE CAME BACK
+          TO THE PRISON LAUNDRY WHERE WE BOTH WORKED,
+          CHUCK SAID TO ME, "CHRIS, LIVE EVERY DAY LIKE IT
+          MIGHT BE YOUR LAST."
+             SURE, THAT'S A TIRED OLD CHESTNUT, I KNOW. BUT
+          TRY ROASTING IT LIKE THIS: IT OUGHTA BE SPRING
+          EVERY DAY; EVERY DAY WE OUGHTA WAKE UP BRAND NEW.
+           --CHRIS-IN-THE-MORNING (from Northern Exposure)
+
+
+YOUTH PEACE. The Choice of a New Generation.
+http://www.youthpeace.com
+
+----------------------comments? ati@etext.org------------
+
+          School of Assassins
+     Narrated by Susan Sarandon
+          (18 minutes)
+     1995 Academy Award Nominee
+          (ahora en espan`ol)
+          Maryknoll World Productions
+     Do you know that a US taxpayer foots 
+     the bill for a school on US soil which
+     graduated some of the worst human rights 
+     violators in the hemisphere? Since it was
+     established in 1946, the US Army School of
+     The Americas has trained thousands of Latin
+     American soldiers. Using rarely seen footage,
+     the program shows how officers who studied at
+     the school  are responsible  for the deaths of  
+     thousands of people.  This award-winning  video 
+     has sold over 10,000 copies.
+     http://www.soaw.org
+     1-800-227-8523
+
+An aside: Pinochet was NOT trained at SOA. 47 of the
+51 people directly under him WERE!!! Pinochet did NOT
+kill Victor Jara, the famous folksinger and composer
+of ballets. Two of his close friends DID!!! Sound like
+anyone you know?
+
+
+As is usual, the case (both upper and lower) we end with
+a poetry.
+
+This is called AWAY
+     by marco capelli
+
+The wind has a way of 
+Putting everyone's weapons
+Away.
+The disarming wind.
+Have you seen it wild enough?
+Wonderful.
+Weapons waiver.
+I see everyone's lawn furniture
+Walking up or down
+Many a city block.
+
+The wind.
+Everyones leaves are shaken loose.
+Loose and away.
+
+(((((questions comments and concerns: ati@etext.org))))) 
+
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+  Give Thanks '98. Special FTA issue.
+                                        35 clams, cheap.
+                                        free to prisoners,
+                                        soldiers and sailors.
+  ___
+ -   -_,   ,
+(  ~/||   ||   '
+(  / ||  =||= \\
+ \/==||   ||  ||
+ /_ _||   ||  ||
+(  - \\,  \\, \\
+
+Activist Times, Inc.
+Wednesday. 1140 am.
+
+Table Of conTents:
+   1) a pome
+   2) publishers column
+   3) numbers run
+   4) letters to the editor
+   0) after that you're on your own. (the woods, that great nite...)
+
+You'll Be Me Soon Enough
+   a poem by NYC poet Brett Axel.
+
+   1963 John Kennedy
+   Toasted my birth
+   With blood and flashbulbs.
+   My nursery peers awoke
+   To a generation of carrying the torch
+   Our parents lit
+   Through the streets of Woodstock,
+   New Hope, Big Sur,
+   Extinguished before the first hairs
+   Sprouted in the cups under our joints
+   We raged against Nixon;
+   We raged against 'Nam;
+   We raged against the white
+   Bank of the river
+   Demanding red and grey
+   And brown and black sand;
+   We shook our angry rattles at the system
+   And threw off the oppression of cloth diapers forever.
+
+   Rom Doss, I was there then,
+   Allen Ginsberg, when America got naked
+   We were naked already.
+   We spent the summer of love
+   Singing the alphabet with Buffy Saint Marie
+   And whoever else stepped 
+   From our parent's bong parties
+   Into Mister Roger's Neighborhood;
+   Walked the Sesame Street counting winos sleeping
+   On subway grates:
+   One wino,
+   Two winos,
+   Three dirty smelly winos,
+   I love to count winos.
+
+   The first word I knew how to spell was friend:
+   F R I
+   E N D
+   Special.
+   I thought 'special' 
+   Was the last letter of the word, 'friend.'
+
+   If we didn't know,
+   At least we suspected 
+   That Ernie and Burt were lovers
+   And it was O.K.
+   Because they cared about each other very deeply
+   And they weren't asking us 
+   For health coverage
+   Or joint tax returns.
+
+   There was no thank you
+   For the 'AtomKraft, Nine Danka' bumper sticker
+   I put on my first car,
+   Or the 'Reagan's an asshole' songs
+   I spit on the stages of CBGB's
+   Max's Kansas City, The Ritz
+   (before Joe Camel took over the place
+       started dealing nicotine)
+       "Hey kid, 
+       the first hit's free."
+
+   We bottled out bags and bagged our bottles;
+   Rejected extra packaging on CDs;
+   Swung hammers for Habitat;
+   Held hands across America...
+
+   Worked, spent, yes,
+   Bought a Saturn and installed 
+   Windows '95 on a one thirty-three
+   Pentium processor clone with sixty-four megs,
+   But saved a few dollars
+   From every three or four paychecks
+   To send a check 
+   To the World Wildlife Federation,
+   The Elizabeth Morgan Defense Fund,
+   Whatever the fuck
+   ABC's cause of the week was.
+
+   God Damn it!
+
+   We did our marching
+   And pissing
+   And fighting
+   And fucking
+   And killing
+   And saving
+   And we still do, in a way,
+   By sending a check.
+
+   I don't know when I bacame another something
+   The youth can rage against.
+
+   It crept up on me like my grey hairs.
+   One minute I was making an effort
+   To understand Metallica,
+   The next I'm walking through Tower Records
+   With Nine Penny Nails or some such shit
+   Blasting my aging eardrums out of their sockets
+   And I hear myself asking the management
+   To turn off the God-Awful racket.
+
+   [Brett read this poem while many of us were attending 
+    CD classes the day before our big action at Fort Benning
+    Georgia where "we won" was felt all around. I think if
+    Ghandi came back to life with a foul mouth he IS Brett 
+    "throwing off the oppression of cloth diapers. =)]
+
+
+    
+PUBLISHER'S COLUMN:
+<prime happy>
+We won. Again. We won.
+They couldn't build jails fast enough. They didn't have
+enough busses, and they dishonored ADA requirements and
+couldn't accommodate the 15-30 wheel-chair riding people
+who also risked arrest but were not included in the official
+number of 2319 peacefully "forcing" their way into the center
+of Fort Benning to demand a public forum discussing just how
+many Republicans, Democrats, Independents and assorted other
+human beings feel so compassionate about shutting down what
+has become "on our watch" a place of torture, violence, hatred
+and oppression.
+   They prepared for 800-1000 of us; we were 4 times as many
+as them that showed last year. They were not ready for us -
+and they submitted.
+   SOA will be shut down soon. We have dominated the public 
+forum, we have spoken. Congress will be wise to take heed
+and reflect. They WILL represent their people. They won't 
+really have any choice, will they?
+   We were many!
+
+
+
+"1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9....................10;
+"10,9,8,7..."
+     Electric Company. 1979
+
+And now, the numbers run:
+http://www.soaw.org
+http://theresistance.com/contents.htm
+http://www.geocities.com/motorcity/8965/hac5.htm
+http://web.clas.ufl.edu/users/seeker1/scholarly/cudisc.html
+http://vanhackez.islatortuga.com/zines.html
+http://web.clas.ufl.edu/users/seeker1/scholarly/hackethic.html
+http://www.angelfire.com/bc/kutija
+http://www.setec-astronomy.net/text/security/hacker.txt
+http://www.drizzle.com/~annes/rep/castlist/shaugh.htm
+http://www.djurdjevic.com
+http://www.cyberjournal.org
+http://www.fortunecity.com/tinpan/dylan/207/unit_demo.html
+http://station.sonicnet.com
+http://www.webpost.net/tu/turtlesbook/busking.html
+
+
+ATI CORRECTION:
+  In our #'s run last time we had a WWW where there wasn't
+  s'pozed 2 B 1.
+  http://webhome.idirect.com/~pepscot/pepmuse2.htm
+========================
+=letters and tomatoes  =
+= from  our  readers   =
+========================
+Dear editor:
+
+Please consider publishing the following 
+brief article in your Ezine.
+Are You "Ready For Love" ? 
+North Americans spend millions, if not billions, of dollars 
+every year in pursuit of a satisfying, fulfilling intimate 
+relationship.
+   Yet many fail repeatedly in their quest because they 
+forget the first most important step.
+   They do not determine their own "readiness for love."
+Whether you are single at present and pursuing...
+
+     [ed note: it went on another 10K or so. 
+      You don't HAVE to read and enjoy ATI before 
+      you submit to it, but pllllleeeeeeeez...]
+
+(the whole "article" is apparently at:)
+(    http://www.willingspirits.com    )
+
+
+to: ati@etext.org
+Just a quick hello!
+Thought I would drop by and wish you well 
+this Holiday Season....
+Happy Thanksgiving to you and yours!!!
+J D
+
+to ati:
+When John Glenn returns from space, 
+everybody dress in Ape Suits.
+You have 9 days in which to bury the 
+Statue of Liberty up to her head.
+     [we ignored the first 20 themes and variations
+      on this. Had we received this particular one 
+      about 3 weeks ago, you might've had 5 more
+      willing "conscripts." ps: the next levitation
+      of the Pentagon WILL be May 2. Be there or be
+      5-sided] 
+
+This message was originally addressed to MARCO CAPELLI 
+and was forwarded to you by MARCO CAPELLI 
+here's your reply. 
+=) 
+    [hmmm. I don't remember sending OR receiving a 
+     sideways smile, but thanks, whoever U R. ]
+
+
+[and just when you think alls we do is anarchy?]
+I just visited Capelli's web-site on carulli.  
+I also love the guitar songs of Carulli.  Currently, 
+I have music scores for only 19 of his works.  
+I would like to know how I can get music scores 
+for all these songs that Marco Capelli mentions 
+on his web-site.  Please let me know.  
+My e-mail address is :  -=-=-=-=-=- (squelched in compassion
+                                     for spam reduction.)
+
+
+to: ati@etext.org
+This is such a great story.  
+P.k. 
+DC Coordinator, MSN
+
+
+to editor:
+i think it's great everybody's 
+trying to help!!!!!!
+ilan the punksinger
+          
+Hi,
+I was just at the Hopi page . . . if you need any 
+help with web publishing, I have resources available 
+to contribute (no charge) . . . my dream is to see the 
+Hopi Survival Kit archived on the Web . . . am willing 
+to take this on if you know a way this can happen . . . 
+if it's already planned Great! . . . please let me know 
+if you start an email newsletter or some such thing.
+!!! . . Keep up the Good Way of Life . . !!!
+Sean D
+Paradise Now!
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+
+   ........ATI, one tagline away from peace..........
+
+Prime Anarchist World Real Newz
+(PAWRN) - 11th Mesa, AZ. 
+Yesterday i [the person who sent this in] received 
+a phone call from Bonnie Whitesinger and her husband 
+Bob Chaat.  They told me that while Pauline was away, 
+Navajo-Hopi relocation commission officials came to 
+serve Pauline a 30 day eviction notice. 
+Bob said that the families not signing 
+the accomodation agreement were all served such notices. 
+He said it was creepy because he had never seen these guys 
+before and they knew both his first and last names.
+   From my perspective as a longtime supporter of 
+Dineh resisters, i feel it is crucial for those of 
+us who care to be continually cultivating in ourselves 
+and in other people of conscience the courage it will require 
+to make stands beyond what white people have ever done 
+in the sad history of this land to STOP THE GENOCIDE!  
+I personally feel that the various lawsuits have been 
+distracting from the traditional way of dealing with 
+the evil which is the ceremonies.  Traditional Hopi 
+who came to offer their support to the resisters in 
+March of 1997 emphasized the importance of the spiritual 
+position.  Thomas Banyacya said, "No courts, no lawyers, 
+no white man's law.  We obey the law of the creator.  
+This is our land. This is your land."  The legal system 
+has done nothing but drain the hopes and resources of 
+the resisters.  I honor the right of those who feel that 
+the courts are their only recourse, but i cannot emphasize 
+enough the importance of true supporters preparing for 
+very serious confrontations if and when these evictions 
+are attempted.  Peabody is going forward with expansion 
+plans disregarding the rights of Maxine Kesoli who isn't 
+even on HPL land!  
+Support resistance.  
+Shut down Peabody coal mine.
+In peaceful struggle,
+Swaneagle
+   [gee, guess where prime anarchist will return to 
+        when he's done dancing on the ruins of 
+              the multinational SOA???]
+
+Open Letter to Bill Moyers,
+   Please do a documentary about Martin Sheen before 
+Hollywood gets ahold of him. He's closest to a living
+Joseph Campbell or Jesus Christ I know now.
+   Thank you, thank you, thank you,
+   Marco Frucht.
+
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+-=-ok. what follows is raw notation from my -=- 
+-=-journals. i'll try to end with a poem    -=-
+-=-like I usually do. if I don't find one   -=-
+-=-I'll have to write one when I get there. -=-
+-=-read on, you'll probably like it. prepare-=- 
+-=-for a weird journey though. much like the-=- 
+-=-sportsnotes where prime anarchist left   -=-
+-=-the underground so many issues ago =)    -=-
+-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
+
+Sunday 4:30 pm. Let's see. who's beating the Packers today?
+My new team is doing poorly. I put ATI out today. A pretty
+good one (imho) I put in a lot of SOA stuff, and tried to
+surround it with humorous things so it's easy to "digest."
+Thursday I perform at the sendoff, then friday I pack up
+and go to Georgia for 2 or 3 days. I can't wait to travel.
+Oh, we're winning 17-3. I'm having guacamole & chips at Taco
+Burrito Mexico up the street from my house.
+Saturday morning 4am eastern. Bowling Green Kentuck.
+Gas would be 87 cents here. Rembember that neat song
+Autumn from Tie-Dye-Sushi wrote about Bowling Green?
+Wake up from a dream that I'm walking around a mall pouring
+food coloring all over my pants from a purple squirtgun
+to the tune of Marylin Manson's "Dope Show" and the bus 
+driver asks if we wanna eat at Cracker Barrel or Waffle 
+House.
+
+You notice professor and professional student have the same
+prefix?
+
+Hey God, Knucklehead.
+What are you going to do with all the "recovering
+catholics," around the world? I guess I don't have
+to ask, do I?
+
+Barnes & Noble top of the hill (what town???) Looks like 
+a fort with a church on the corner. Fortified with concrete
+and plywood! Large mall behind it. 
+   Is our new front-ear commercialism wholesale devoid of
+conscience or presence??
+
+Michael Devine died with Jenifer Harbury's husband Efrain.
+
+RC. The Mad Mad Cola. (very old, whithered sign.)
+
+Dear Groton Connecticut,
+In June of 1988 I was on delayed entry program for the
+Signal Corps, US Army.  
+Through Olsten temporary service I was given a job sweeping
+floors in your midway plant for $6.00 per hour. You got my
+drivers licence but I was still looking for my birth certificate
+because the last time I'd needed it was Little League all-stars.
+   I was such a competant, hard-working "dude" that you let me
+take the tunnel under Groton to the other buildings where I had
+some interesting new tasks to enjoy and learn from. I was told
+to be very careful to put the brown and black garbage bags in the 
+dipsey dumpsters for Murphy and other civilian companies to come
+haul away; whereas the clear bags were all the secret, top-secret
+and eyes-only waste going to be shredded and burned. I was to place
+them in clearly marked yellow squares next to the dumpsters so that 
+the extra-competant people who AREN'T Murphy corporations can haul
+THEM.
+   I believe I only screwed that up 2 or 3 times, and I don't think
+there was any harm, for the Murphy people probably didn't know what
+was what anyhow.
+   My favorite job was wiping off all the video display terminals
+and emptying wastebaskets in P Takis Veliotis' old office, (oh who
+was his replacement I forget) and especially the Newport News Liason
+office rooms.
+   Naval Investigative people eat all the wrong foods, by the way,
+according to the wastebaskets I saw; and if they keep all that porn
+on their screens every day from 4:30 til 7am there's going to be
+naked people burnt into the glass, you might want to write a memo
+about that. I turned most of them off those nites.
+   Oh, and speaking about memos, pardon me, but I couldn't help
+but notice the angry letter from that guy who replaced Veliotis -
+what WAS his name??? - Anyhow, it looked like it was to every
+3 letter agency, the president, UN Security Council and if I remember
+right, Henry and Nancy Kissinger too. You were mad that to make your
+contract deadlines you could only make washers and driers that run
+at 1/3 capacity and while you recognize this is perfect for peacetime,
+you said you felt it was unacceptable and must be corrected immediately
+because during war, you needed full capacity or the sailors will begin
+smelling like urine, bad sculptures or a Texas slaughterhouse.
+   "Immediately." you said (which is as we know in military terms - 
+8 to 10 years) 
+   I couldn't help but notice because you used all-caps for the first 
+four lines and we in the netizen community call that shouting. The 
+letter was face up. I felt like a kid in a candystore and really
+wanted to turn the page and read the rest but held to my purest 
+ethic.
+   I'm telling you this because I believe this qualifies me to 
+become an official civilian inspection team member to make sure
+we aren't making too many weapons of mass destruction so we'll have
+room to talk when we tell Iraq, China, India and Afghanistan they 
+have no right. 
+   If you don't have a group like that already, can I get 
+permission to start one?
+
+      /RC COLA.  BORN AND/
+    /RAISED IN COLUMBUS/
+  / GEORGIA.  Next to/
+/   The Armory.    /
+
+
+LIVER BOX
+GIZZARD BOX
+GAS 89c
+
+Prime Anarchist Interviews Martin Sheen.
+  Martin Sheen has been socially just for many years now.
+  He was key in bringing Lou Diamond Phillips, Edward James
+  Olmos and many other fence-sitters to the UFW boycotts 
+  when he "put his body where his mouth was." Cesar Chavez
+  always used to say (including to me in 1992) "vote with
+  your feet." Sheen, who has most recently played Peter Maurin
+  in "Entertaining Angels," and Mitch Schneider in "Samaritan,"
+  has been walking ever since.
+
+ Prime Anarchist - (shaking his hand) Thank you, thank you, thank 
+you. It's great to meet you. I missed meeting you in 1992 when I
+fasted on the capitol steps and I was sweating with Chief Billy
+Tayac and you were addressing us with your presence, Susan Shown Harjo's 
+and I don't remember who ever else.
+ Martin Sheen - (smiles) Nice to meet you. Is Charlie Liteky here?
+ PA - I'm not sure. Chance Brian Willson or Scott Rutherford are
+here? Maybe Dave Dellinger?
+ MS - Haven't seen them yet. You know, it's hard for Brian to
+get around these days on his "third world legs."
+ PA - Yeah. I know. Do you think doing today will effect your career?
+ MS - I hope so.
+ PA - Thank you, thank you, thank you.
+
+ [the career question was asked by a man off to the side, and 
+ Sheen mistakenly attributed it to the woman next to him. After
+ discussion with the man after the event Prime Anarchist decided
+ to borrow that question with all due humility.]
+
+Chitlin House, Sticky Fingers Donut shop and a McDonalds 
+on the Martin Luther King Highway. Is this Alabama or GA?
+
+When you finally get to 80 gimme a call
+when you finally get to 80 (I-80) wake me up.
+
+Hank Williams Memorial.
+Clanton, Alabama has a water tower shaped and colored 
+like a peach.
+
+Conflict Resolution 101 21 credits. 1 hour. w.
+Signal Phrase - "we don't agree."
+Man under the umbrella. Time to remove yourself
+a la Gandhi.
+
+We don't arrest you anymore.
+We won't take you in through that prison door.
+WE don't beat you lock you up.
+But maybe just as bad.
+Now I wonder (the rest of my life maybe)
+What's gonna be the next subtlety.
+
+We are the journal writers.
+We write it in our notes.
+Reflection.
+Discernment.
+Years from now the microfilms will say one thing.
+The history books will say another.
+A gazillion journals around the world
+In attics and basements and hopechests
+Will make yet another point.
+Brightly shine.
+Where is truth.
+Go to your heart.
+
+!Presente! a poem by Theodore Liberaci
+I took crossroads to SOA
+And I watched it work
+Magic.
+
+I took community to community
+And I'm watching the web.
+
+"How many spiders can 
+Tie down a lion?"
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+2 hawks. redtail? golden eagle? or what?
+A rainbow, and now a pasture full of beefalo.
+Take note I guess.
+rainbow, 2hawks, buffalo.
+
+welp. minnesota beat us twice yesterday.
+football AND activism.
+they sent 3-400 people to Georgia.
+we sent 130 or so. as if that matters.
+
+
+monday nite. 530 eastern. kollekt kall from marko
+in kentuk.
+somewhere before a humongous strip mine.
+
+Rhetorical question as metaphor.
+
+BUTTON - Shut Down SOA, 
+         With No Money
+         Down. Ask Me
+         How.
+
+BOOK - 101 Free Things You Can Do
+       To Shut Down the SOA. 
+
+COURSE - Conflict Resolution 201. 3 credits. 24 hours. mtwtfss.
+         IF - "you're missing a key point here...<pause>..."
+         THEN - back away, say good bye, be polite. you are 
+                NOT going to hear each other.
+745 eastern monday. somewhere over indiana bones.
+Dear Diary - watched 2 SOA movies in a row. Paid for by our tax
+dollars, created by perhaps the largest propaganda machine the 
+world has seen since Hitler's moviefactories.
+   I don't focus on their propagandic nature as we are each 
+guilty of that. Having worked really hard to get the log out
+of my own eye, I believe with all my heart that these two 
+movies, (and especially the second one) are deliberate acts 
+of terrorism.  
+
+Prime Anarchist Division's offical head count of the SOA action
+Sunday, November 22, 1998.
+   3478.5 ready, willing, able and acting for arrest. 
+   10,500 supporting at the gate. 
+      These figures were adjusted from truth the same way the US
+DOD has been tallying people since 1861. 2319 crossed the line, so
+we multiplied by 3 and divided by 2. Same for the 7,000 responsible
+estimate of the total crowd.
+<PAPAD> <small> Prime Anarchist Public Affairs Division cites the 
+following standard for these figures, in context of other misinformation
+campaigns. </small>
+   Conflict time official figure of US dead in Iraq excluding Gulf
+War Illness Victims - 197
+   Official figure 8 years later (assumed to be closer to truth which
+will likely get declassified officially on the 10 year anniversary
+of the actual deaths - 295.5 [prime anarchist bets it climbs just over
+300 less than a year from now]
+   While awaiting medical discharge from the United States Harmy, Prime
+Anarchist often worked with these kinds of figures for the Public
+Affairs Department. Anarchist coined the nickname to that job
+"padding." It is finally time for common people to begin using the
+2/3-3/2 "rule of thumb" for peace instead of war.
+
+METAPHOR - Nuclear-tipped 101mm howitzer round as anthropine injection.
+
+Archbishop Romero and Jesus - My only war heros.
+
+"I beg you,
+I implore you,
+I order you
+Stop the repression!"
+   Romero.
+
+"To change all the kings of all the lands."
+   Christ.
+
+
+
+          as usual we end with poetry.
+          this one's called Kalamazoo '64
+                by Marco Frucht
+
+                epiphone   conversion
+               peace     justice
+
+             epiphone   conversion
+            justice    peace
+
+           conversion epiphany
+          peace      justice
+
+        conversion  epiphone
+       justice     peace
+
+
+send all contributions, shouts, greets to ati@etext.org
+
+get backissues at 
+http://www.etext.org/Zines
+or http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
+
+go to our ftp site at
+ftp://ftp.downcity.net/pub/ati
+
+to join the listserv
+send:
+subscribe ATI
+to 
+listserver@franklins.net
+
+unsubscribing is just as easy.
+
+alt.society.ati
+keeps getting active and then dying. 
+Somebody help please.
+
+
+
+
+
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+WAR IS OVER!        
+        
+        ,
+  _    ||   '
+ < \, =||= \\
+ /-||  ||  ||            155
+(( ||  ||  ||
+ \/\\  \\, \\
+                     Active-east Timor, Inc. Issue 155.
+                     Sunday. November 29, 1988. Durn near
+                     the half moon to boot; tomorrow's
+                     Abbie Hoffman's birthday.
+
+
+
+
+We Begin With a Poem 
+by Ginger Pence
+
+Out in sea that drowns me
+Blue as the core from the sky
+I thank myself for knowing how to swim
+For my unconquered life
+
+In the ocean's tide of destruction
+I have cried aloud for help.
+under the busy sea floor I try to swim
+My arms are tired but not unusable.
+
+Beyond the sun are the cries of my voice
+loomed but not afraid of the tides,
+And yet I wonder if I'll live
+Forget yourself, and forget your soul.
+
+It matters not how I swim away
+Hurry to the green filled land
+I am lost of all hope,
+I am no longer alive.
+                              
+                              .-.-.-.-.
+                               - - - -
+
+"when people who are starving to death come up to you, in
+the street and ask you for money and you're deciding whether
+you're going to give them a quarter of a cent or a half a 
+cent..."
+   --Arlo Guthrie between shows in India this year saying it's 
+not just corporate greed, or rich fat white americans - it's 
+"a fundamental lack of understanding of what it means to be
+a human being."
+
+                            =#=
+
+      ...every government is trying to regulate it. But it 
+      will come up again in another way, like weeds growing
+      up through cracks in cement."
+          --A. Guthrie on a)  marijuana? 
+                          b)  freedom?
+                          c)  internet?
+                          d)  all of the above?
+          
+          
+          
+          
+          
+          
+
+
+          -=-=-=-=-=-      oy!   -=-=-=-=-=-
+
+Hello and welcome to ATI issue 155. I'm prime anarchist
+and I can't find my column. If I do, I'll stick it in here.
+Otherwise, read on with smiles...
+
+          ans: (c)       by the way...
+
+Yes, I was protesting war last weekend. You probably figured 
+that out. Of all the people I saw there, I was happiest
+to see Anne Archy, I think. My first time seeing her in two 
+years. A hug was almost good enough to make up for all the 
+distance and time. I sure hope our circles cross many
+more times in our lives. She's got a really nice speaking voice
+and one of the most tonal singing voices I've ever heard out of
+a woman. Ever. Any human actually. Birds yes, Moose yeah, sure. 
+But people? Go Anne; go Anne. 
+   It was wonderful to see Cal Roberts there too. He took
+Amtrak down from konetiuk I'll bet. What a great spirit. If you
+live where I come from you probably know him because he's that
+Stoningtonian whose temporary illness caused almost every single 
+clergy of each denomination from three or four townships
+to drop whatever petty issues kept them centuries apart, and stand 
+out there keeping his decades-running vigil for him in stodgy old
+New London County. They probably jumped in nice warm autos to and
+fro  - rather than ride SEATs sucky bus system, but that gets us 
+half way there, eh?
+   Even my mother, who's Republican treasurer of my hometown (yes I 
+forgive her it every day. How do I show her, she's where I get MY
+unchanging values???) mailed me news-clippings about "that protest
+guy." Cal, God Bless You. You've got the Baptists and the Catholics,
+the Unitarians and the Congregationals realizing even if they can't 
+agree on lunch, they sure can get that Praxis cooking.
+   So call that a prime anarchist column, and move on. "shoot move
+communicate, if you will..." I probably ought to name the other
+bunches of people I "hung with" who some-ways are bigger honors to
+know than Martin Sheen or Amy from the Indigo Girls; but suffice it
+to say these two well represent the others. Best durned "be in" I've
+been to since the last one! So where and when did it all begin?
+Thanks mom, thanks dad, thanks congregational church. Thanks Father
+Larry, and I'm not even catholic. 
+   Full circle, 1968-1998. Our movement's even bigger than the 
+Beatles now. 
+Prime Exhausted, and Still Landing From Such a Wonderful Weekend -
+    Here's to many more...
+                  #
+
+"There's an old Arab saying: 'when the King puts the poet
+on his payroll, he cuts off the tongue of the poet.' I
+think of that every time I get a job on TV."
+    --Pete Seeger
+
+"I don't think we have another 2000 years to learn 
+the Sermon on the Mount."
+   -ibid
+
+Oh when the "aint's" go marching in;
+Lord exclude me from that NUMBER...
+
+http://www.orn.net/~axels/welcome.htm
+http://www.billybragg.co.uk
+http://www.coffeeshoptimes.com
+http://www.monitor.net/rachel
+http://www.rethinkingschools.org
+http://www.timesoft.com/hopi/fireclan.htm
+http://www.askjeeves.com
+http://www.rpi.edu/~mccabd/rpithesis.html
+http://wormhole.org/IOunit
+http://come.to/pieman
+http://www.oz.net/~hayduke/Abbie/Abbiehoffman.html
+http://www.arlo.net
+http://www.judycollins.com
+
+From Barking Essex to Bethlehem, PA: It's Prime Anarchist's
+    A T I !
+
+KEEP THOSE CARS AND LEADZEPPELINS COMING...
+
+Hey! Please check out my Fairuza Balk Page and sign 
+the guestbook to let me know what you think!!
+http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Square/3532/MsBalk.html
+Thanks!!
+   ~*Crystal*~
+
+TO ATI:
+I reviewed your comments about The Celestine Prophecy and, 
+based upon those comments, I believe you would also appreciate
+ An Encounter With A Prophet by C. A. Lewis.
+Check it out: The exact address is:
+http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0965857409/anencountwithapr
+Michael
+
+kokopeli:  Our Legal Counsel advised that we will accept your 
+resignation.
+However, I need a signed letter from you requesting that you 
+be allowed to resign, and that the status of your termination 
+be changed from involuntary to voluntary.  Since your 
+employment is terminated during your probationary period, 
+according to policy you will not be reimbursed for unused 
+vacation leave, nor will you be reimbursed for incurred 
+education expenses while employed by Northrop Grumman.
+   1.  As stated in the Benefits Summary "Any employee who 
+terminates voluntarily or is terminated by Northrop Grumman 
+prior to completion of his/her 90-working day probationary 
+period will lose any vacation time accrued and will not be 
+paid for any vacation time accrued."
+   2.  As stated in the Data System and Services Division Procedure 
+DV H603 "Education Reimbursement Plan", Reimbursement Eligibility 
+Requirements "Northrop Grumman employees applying for reimbursement 
+of education costs must meet the following eligibility requirements: 
+satisfactorily complete the 90 working-day probation period..."
+   Your Probationary Period was extended for 60 days on June 26, 
+1998 according to a memo I have in your Personnel File.
+   Please mail your request for resignation to:
+Robert A. Layton
+Logicon, Inc. - A Norhtrop Grumman Company
+2411 Dulles Corner Park - Suite 800
+Herndon, VA  20171
+If you have questions concerning the above, 
+call me at 703-713-4477.
+           [er, um... Bob, only one problem. I don't
+            work for you. hmmm. in that case, take
+            this job and...]
+
+marco,
+A number of my critics, frothing at the mouth, remind me: 
+"This is a free country. We have a free press....so how can 
+you write the things you do?"
+Well, they are right this is a free country (relatively 
+speaking). And with that freedom comes a corresponding 
+responsibility. I have a responsibility as a "journalist" 
+to speak the truth (as best I can tell it) about these
+matters.
+Thank you and keep up the good fight. 
+-SG-
+
+    A T I :  Lacking Bravado For Almost Eleven Years =)
+
+(((((questions comments and concerns: ati@etext.org)))))      
+
+"If ever anyone put his money where his mouth was, it was
+Harry; half of what he earned his last five years he donated
+directly to hunger organizations."
+   Tom Chapin about his songwriter brother.
+
+"It takes a micro-brewery to buy a poet."
+                  -Lisa Martinovic
+
+-=-=-=-=-=- OP-ED -=-=-=-=-=-
+Ad in paper: $7 per hour plus travel expenses handling 
+autistic children.
+  Must have 1 year of college and a lot of patience.
+  All well and good, but a couple years ago weren't you
+paying about 50K for that job??? Career? Benefits??
+  Attention all corporations "handling autistic people:" 
+E-mail me and show me what you used to pay and what you 
+dole out now. Surprise me! I really want to know.
+  Oh, and I speak for most average americans responding 
+to an ad thusly.
+  Don't even THINK of requiring a resume for a 5, 6 or 7 "per" 
+job. I'll fill out an application, thank you very much. For me
+to boot up old WP and convert my resume to Word and print it on
+thesis paper, you'd better be offering me Congressperson's wages
+or you're just not getting me or ANY of my peers.
+  Feck!
+  The nerve of some people...
+          -30-
+
+
+          ...Your business is important to us.
+          That's why we're finally willing to
+          Hire a bunch more 8/hr human beings
+          To answer the phone physically so 
+          You don't have to hear a message like
+          This which so conflicts our professed
+          Philosophy...
+
+
+FLASH -=- MARC FRUCHT WITNESSES ABUSE OF HANDICAPPED PEOPLE AT
+MILITARY BASE. News From the School Of The Americas Protests.
+(SEMINOLE, Georgia) - "You're a liar," --Archbishop Romero
+recognizing someone in a Salvadoran Army General.
+   This happened last Sunday. It is the truth as I saw it.
+   Half our procession was on busses to the park for what we
+believed was to be our arrest. The other half, we had marched
+past "the line" where we were detained 2 hours awaiting the
+maxed-out busses. We were about 500 yards ahead of the people
+in wheelchairs who also wished to cross the line and risk 
+arrest. We watched a left-tenant colonel verbally assault the
+humans in wheelchairs telling them they could not cross a new
+line he'd invented and that if they joined us over THAT line
+there'd be a worse penalty for them. They were afraid to move.
+   We decided thru consensus that his saying they couldn't 
+join us, did not cover us joining them. We stretched our line
+wide until the last four people, including me, stood right 
+next to the people with wheelchairs. Somewhere between 15 and 
+thirty of them.
+   Two were crying, and they all agreed verbally they were 
+quite relieved that we re-included them; for they felt isolated, 
+in danger, and scared.
+   The left-tenant returned. He began telling them that the  
+busses had already taken the first wave of "criminals" to a  
+park two miles away, that this second wave (us) would 
+not be processed and we'd be taken by bus right off the base
+where the gate is, so we can wait for our "buddies." 
+   He told the people in wheelchairs they could save him the 
+time, money and gas if they would just wheel themselves back
+off the base to where the other 5 to 7 thousand were singing,
+drumming and cheering us all on.
+   I sensed a very dangerous lie had been paid out and the 
+people were about to get hurt. It's a burden giving a shit,
+but I pressed forward with a skill that if I can say without
+bragging, I acquired in greater volume than this "colonel."
+   "Sir!" I shouted from next to the people in wheelchairs. 
+"Were the people on the first busses processed or NOT??"
+   "Son!" he shouted as if I was some dumb GI under his 
+command.
+   "Are you in a wheelchair?" he barked turning toward me with
+the look of venom in his eyes.
+   "No sir!" I parried his thrust as fast as I could. I suddenly
+realized I'd broken him and he was about to single me out for 
+abuse. From my basic training skills and times where I'd lived 
+through going beyond broken, I realized that if I said anything
+to his screams besides a barrage of "yes sir's" and "no sir's" 
+he was going to spend 15 entire minutes hollaring at me while
+he built up his "plan b," in his pea-sized mollasses-in-january
+brain. My life was possibly in danger and hinged on my attention
+to that detail. My silence may have been just as dangerous, 
+if not more.
+   So I replied "yes sir; no sir," very rapidly to his launch of
+5 or 6 verbal assaults including something about my ass, and 
+suggesting I get it away from the wheelchairs.
+   "You do what you have to," he screamed angrily at the people
+in the wheelchairs, wheeled around and left walking tall with 
+the self-assuredness of a pompous fool who deserves absolutely
+no one's respect outside of his small part of the United States
+Army. 
+        [nice of him to quote Martin Sheen at the end there.
+        Emulation is the best form...]
+   We all continued on rather than get tricked by the left 
+tenant's attempt at damage reduction. We were bussed 
+to the park where we too were processed and the people in 
+wheelchairs were escorted off-base by other military people 
+who treated them nicely I'm told.
+   This good cop/bad cop junk is rapidly getting old.
+                #
+
+
+(((((questions comments and concerns: ati@etext.org)))))      
+
+Wail Activist Times... Full of Bravura, Full Of Grace...
+
+PAWN (Prime Anarchist World News) GREEN DAY PACKAGERS Defensive
+Rear End Reginald "Denny's" Wite will autograph his newly 
+released book, "Black, Gay and Female People Suck," from 5:30
+to 5:45 pm Monday at Revolutionary Christian Right bookstore.
+   Drawing on experiences both on and off the field, Wite uses
+his book to illustrate you really  *can*  win someone to Christ
+by beating them to a submissive pulp.
+
+<INLINE> -=-World News Photo-=- 
+VICE PRINCIPAL AL GOORE, right, wears a tibetan-skin-skirt, 
+posing for papparazzi Wednesday with Thai-dye Primal Minister
+Chuan Leekpipe at an OPEC retreat, held about 30 miles south
+of Foxwoods Casino in Malaysia.
+
+                             -=-=-=-=-=-
+
+the QUOTES AND MISQUOTES DEPARTMENT:
+compiled by the Republicrat.
+"Truman hadn't de-segregated the armed forces yet." 
+      [who said that, is he right???]
+
+"The revulsion against war not too long hence will be an almost 
+insupportable obstacle for us to overcome. For that reason I
+am convinced that we must begin now to set the machinery in 
+motion for a permanent war economy."
+    General Electric. 1944. [I leave him nameless - faceless, 
+    like so many 12 million others...]
+
+"When I take bread and give it to the poor they call me a saint.
+But when I ask why they are poor, they call me a communist."
+     Helder Camera. Brasil.
+
+"The evils of capitalism are as real as the evils 
+of militarism and the evils of racism."
+     --The Martin Luther King Jr. Quote you 
+       ALL keep refusing to reprint...
+
+   |CALL FOR SUBMISSIONS:  \
+   |HACKER  Poetry  Wanted  \
+   |If you're a hacker, call \
+   |yourself a hacker, or know\
+   |one - send ATI a poem.  Any\
+   |topic, any style. Poems will\
+   |be  published  in the  order \
+   |they are received.            \
+   |Send poetry to                 \
+   |         ati@etext.org          \
+
+
+USA - Making the world safe for Paper Products.
+Hey WalMart. Buy THIS grocery store...
+
+
+A MATTER OF TIME
+   very short poem by Marco Frucht
+
+US Economy.
+US Environ.
+US Elders.
+US Elite.
+Sustainable?
+How Much Longer.
+
+ ============================================================
+ =            ATI RESEARCH Project of the Week.             =
+ = Find out what Splenda (tm) is made up of besides         =
+ = calorie-free sugar. Some kind of new sweetener.          =
+ = It might even be good.                                   =
+ =    RC Cola is using it instead of the dreaded aspertame. =
+ =    1954 Royal Crown was the first in their field         =
+ = marketing soft drinks in cans.                           =
+ =    By 1958 they were first to introduce the 16-oz        =
+ = returnable bottle.                                       =
+ =    1964 - first to use aluminum cans. (ah, what a great  =
+ =           time to be born...)                            =
+ ============================================================
+
+ HURRY!
+    a short poem by Steve Holst
+ We must compose poetry quickly!
+ Because it decomposes so fast.
+
+
+As usual, we end with poetry.
+This one doesn't have a title yet...
+
+I'm not seeing there's an Arrow for me.
+Everybody started honking honkingly at me.
+Now it's all green, green. And I'm going too slowly 
+For everyone else I guess.
+Sorry-
+Go 'round. Have your correction
+   Somewhere else.
+
+send all contributions, shouts, greets to ati@etext.org
+
+get back-issues at 
+http://www.etext.org/Zines
+or http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
+
+go to our ftp site at
+ftp://ftp.downcity.net/pub/ati
+
+alt.society.ati
+keeps getting active and then dying. 
+Somebody help please.
+
+
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+	oh nooooooooooooo!
+   it's...
+	
+	,
+  _    ||   '
+ < \, =||= \\
+ /-||  ||  ||              full-moon early december 1998
+(( ||  ||  ||
+ \/\\  \\, \\
+
+ Accurate Telephony, Issue 156.
+
+
+hola hermanobrothers and hermanasisters,
+happy fullmoon. as i say every bigwidemoon, "luna! i take no
+responsibility for the things i'm about to say and do. wet, 
+tidal forces are upon me and i can't possibly claim to control
+any of it... 
+i'm prime anarchist and rather than write a column for this week,
+i'll paste in a letter i wrote to my friend in Swiss Hell. It has
+wider appeal than just his inbox, so i figured i'd share. 
+(alright, who sarcastically thanked me for sharing...)
+
+   ===<table of contrary>===
+   - publishers column
+   - numbers
+   - letters
+   - poetry
+   - guest columnists
+   - news
+   - subvertisements
+   - more poetry
+   - assorted spammy stuff
+   - more poetry
+   === </mesa d'contras> ===
+
+SCHOOL OF AMERICAS NOTES by Prime Anarchist
+Hey There,
+If they used a wide enough camera to show a guy with a 
+fugazi t-shirt and an olive drab kokopeli minnesota hat 
+that was me. I saw that the next nite and I think CNN went 
+narrow whereas Fox had me in there. So I was probably
+just "stage left" of him looking chubby, nervous and excited 
+about what came next. 
+   That was perhaps one hour before we stormed the gates and
+pretty much busted down Jericho, Babylon and Bill Gates' house. 
+OK, I exaggerate a bit, but it felt really good to watch them 
+cave when we were three times as many people as they 
+prepared to contain and ignore.
+
+> What's goin' on with Brian Wilson these days?
+> We saw Martin Sheen at the protest on 
+> ClintonNewsNetwork for a few seconds.  
+
+happy reading,
+marc myth of mothmouth
+
+------------------
+ATI - the rag read
+round the world...
+------------------
+
+
+U
+  PROB'LY
+     NO
+	A BOAT
+	   R
+	     #'S
+	       RUN
+		 BYE
+		   NOW...
+http://www.capecodonline.com/cctimes/edits/seang.htm
+http://www.un.org/rights/50/people.htm
+http://hookele.com/netwarriors
+http://listen.to/curiosity
+http://www.christinaangel.com
+http://pw1.netcom.com/~kappel1
+http://come.to/pieman
+http://vvv.com/~tommy
+http://www.2600.com
+http://www.meer.net/~johnl/e-zine-list/zines
+http://www.essentialmedia.com
+http://www.truthinmedia.org
+http://www.billybragg.co.uk
+
+  -fun with food, by funtronix-
+   take 6 loaves of wonderbread.
+   moosh them down to the size of
+   dice. Carve #'s with a ballpoint
+   pen. Preserve with shellac.
+  -?????Play Yatzee???!?!?!??!-
+
+PRESS RELEASE
+Online Ouija Board Session
+Friday, Dec. 11.
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/merrill.html
+(If you can't be there at 11:11
+ go late and see what happened.)
+
+
+THIS IS THE LETTUCE AND OP-ONIONS DEPT.
+
+Nice pages.
+I read them while I'm in the bathroom on my dad's laptop.
+Che
+chelsea@whitehouse.gov (202)
+    [ed note: no idea...]
+
+Dear SOA Watchers,
+I will be interviewed on Jean Ferraca tomorrow 11/2/98 (WED) from 
+10:00 to 11:00 a.m. NPR on the SOA.  It would be great if you 
+could call in to share your experience of the vigil at Ft. Benning, 
+why you went, what you learned and felt, and the energy/action 
+plans you have returned home with.  This interview is really for 
+all of us, and I can use all the help I can get.  Madison has gotten 
+some excellent press coverage. 
+In solidarity,
+Joyce (414)
+
+
+Marco,
+*blushing*
+Brett Axel (718)
+
+
+to ati@etext.org
+Feel free to share this, 
+add your own, whatever.
+Beth Newberry (541)
+
+	~Ode to Zeus~
+	    by Beth
+	Who let the animals loose
+	oh hey no, it's only Zeus.
+	Headphones hung
+	living as he chooses.
+
+	It's only orange juice
+	cops thought is was booze.
+	High strung
+	Barbie heads in nooses.
+
+	We give no excuses
+	nor give you to Jesus.
+	Far flung
+	from this world's abuses.
+
+	Adieu, Zeus.
+
+	
+Zeus Haiku
+    ibid.
+	Xylaphone
+Cart crap cruddy snarl silk snap
+	Chiffon
+
+   Note:
+   Zeus, who used to be a common sight pushing 
+   his cart around here in Eugene, OR passed 
+   away the other day from tuberculosis.  
+   We will "miss" him.
+
+
+to primeanarchist@thepentagon.com
+This is such a great story.  
+Pat K (202)
+DC Coordinator, MSN 
+
+>Hi there.
+>The week after next I'll be in Georgia playing guitar, and 
+>protesting School of the Americas.
+>You're in my thoughts often ever since I met you 
+>when Onessimo spoke in Madison.
+>I'm Geoffreys' friend. He's going to try  and go  
+>to Chiapas next week. 
+>He's been active in getting Gustavo Castro Soto to speak here 
+>in Green Bay area which is finally going to happen tomorrow. 
+>This afternoon my new friend Eululia returns to Eagle Pass where she
+>raises children and bakes a madwoman's share of food for family and
+>friends and also to bring over to Piedras Negras to sell cheaply so that
+>"all may be fed." Most of her family are indigenous to Chiapas still to
+>this day. She's been here living at the shelter I help run, and working
+>at the pickle plant for the two seasons. When she's not working or
+>sleeping about 3 or 4 hours per day, she's cooking "lunchea," for
+>EVERYONE whether she likes them or not. What a blessed soul. We try to
+>wash our own dishes when she's not looking; because if she's anywhere
+>near the sink, you can't argue her out of it. But that's a whole other
+>topic for "anotra tiempo." She's also been working overtime teaching us
+>all to become bilingual creatures. She has the patience of thirty five
+>Jobs because she speaks no English whatsoever and has no problem just
+>repeating a spanish phrase calmly and quietly (perhaps five different
+>ways or more) until you figure it out and tell her that you "intiendo"
+>it. She's also accomplished something I've never seen another person do
+>in my 34 years on this earth. Some of the people who come through here
+>have absolutely no intention of learning a second language. They are of
+>the mindset that, well you know, if English was good enough for Jesus
+>than it's good enough for them. At any rate, some of them have left here
+>knowing enough Spanish now that they don't have to assume that just
+>because someone's not speaking English it doesn't mean they're talking
+>negative about them. 
+>
+>Ah, the first step toward conflict resolution is actually listening. 
+>What a brilliant thought. Who formed it first?
+>=)
+
+
+   [and in the "we get all kinds" department:]
+HELLO YOU'VE BEEN LISTED BY AN INFORMATION BANK AS
+SOMEBODY WHO MAY BE A GOOD CANDIDATE FOR 
+THE WINNERS ORGANIZATION. THE WINNERS IS A VERY
+PRIVATE MEMBERSHIP AVAILABLE TO ONLY THOSE PEOPLE
+WHO ARE QUALIFIED TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF SOME 
+SPECIAL BENEFITS.     
+IF WE OFFER YOU A MEMBERSHIP AND YOU ACCEPT, YOU 
+WILL RECEIVE A VERY SPECIAL OPPORTUNITY TO ACTUALLY
+OWN YOUR OWN CASINO OPERATION...
+    [...my very own? Can I bet that you have NO IDEA WHO I AM???]
+
+
+Hi Michael,
+Lisa just gave me permission to put the entire poem 
+in the 'zine, so I'll have it in this weekend.
+I'll type it in here for your enjoyment, and then 
+I'll cut and paste it to notepad.
+    [ATI. Sharing Freely, Openly of Inner Dynamic since 1888]
+
+I AM NOT THE   K I N G   O F   B E E R S
+      a poem by Lisa Martinovic
+
+So I need a little help understanding something
+a phenomenon that defies all logic
+yet one that's as common as dirt
+What am I talking about?
+average people - millions of them
+working ceaselessly in the employ of major corporations
+in addition to their day jobs - and without pay
+that's right, they're in our midst
+and you still don't know what I'm talking about, do you?
+well, maybe you're one of them
+maybe you're sitting in the audience at this very moment
+unthinkingly wearing a Nike hat or a Budweiser t-shirt
+maybe you never thought of yourself as a walking
+billboard
+doing the dirty work for some corporate ad man who 
+makes more money in one year than you'll see in a lifetime
+and not only are you not getting paid
+you actually put out good money to BUY that cheesy
+billboard
+from that criminally rich corporation
+so you can walk around all day long doing Mr. Nike's job
+
+Beats the fuck out of me
+
+and what glorious benefits do WE receive 
+in exchange for our role as foot soldiers
+on the front lines of the consumer wars
+
+surely no one is fooled into thinking
+maybe I'm one of the lesser known Olympic athletes who
+in fact                     DOES
+get paid to wear Reboks
+
+dream on, bubba
+
+I think it's a virtual drug for a nation of naked emperors 
+trying desperately to find a ready-make image to step into
+so they don't have to bother with all the complicated and
+tiresome                  work of
+character building
+
+do I get that Pepsi feeling when I pull on the windbreaker
+
+am I identifying myself with
+rugged pre-cancerous individualism in the old West
+as I notch up my Marlboro belt buckle
+
+in my black Harley muscle shirt
+do I have the power to intimidate you
+letting you think I'm some crazed Hells Angel
+who might go off on a methamphetamine rampage
+if I caught you staring at my tattos
+
+and maybe I think I'm better than Mr. King of Beers
+because
+I'm wearing this ultra-hip Grateful Dead tie-died number
+cool, man, so, like, uh, I'm a counterculture shill for some 
+monolithic record company that's also not paying me to
+advertise their product
+
+regarding my stone-washed silk Dallas Cowboys bomber
+jacket
+I'll leave you guessing
+either I am one
+or I'm  FRIENDS  with one 
+or this purchase is my clever way of tithing to the Cowboy's 
+	  cocaine fund
+you be the judge
+
+I like to think my Batman sweatshirt imbues me with an aura of
+mystery
+Will you ascribe to me superhuman powers and righteous
+dogoodosity
+in the face of a terminally evil world
+holy horseshit - you must be bat brain dead, buck-o
+
+surely it's different if I'm wearing a location on my back
+I just know I can impress you if
+I've ridden a mule on Molokai or skied Everest
+you may even fall in love with the spirit of adventure my garb
+suggests
+why bother with small talk when my t-shirt tells you right away
+the most exciting thing you'll ever know about me 
+but for god's sake I don't even know Tommy Hilfiger
+
+why would I want him broadcasting from atop my tits?
+
+And for that matter I'm not
+the King of Beers, the Marlboro Man, the ghost of Jerry Garcia
+Troy Aikman or the Grand Canyon
+so, no, I won't advertise your
+brew or smoke, sneaker, album, haberdashery or concession
+stand
+not even if you paid me
+because I don't want to be part of any
+god damn corporation's master plan for
+mass inter-cranial penetration and global domination
+it just ain't gonna happen folks
+
+oh, my t-shirt?
+the one with the Full Sail Ale logo plastered on the back?
+this is from the 1996 national Poetry Slam
+you're goddamn right that's different!
+I mean, this really  *is*  good beer
+besides
+any corporation can buy a garden variety
+corn fed plumped up consumer unit
+It takes a micro-brewerey to buy a poet
+
+	  --- ---
+hi Marco,
+what a hoot!  
+my King of beers in an anarchist zine--I love it!  
+Please feel free 
+to run the entire poem with my byline--
+I'd be delighted.
+thanks for sending your zine too--
+you've got some great quotes in there  
+(I only just browsed it so far).  
+noticed you had some comments about wal mart.
+I have a ha-ha walmart poem you might get a kick out of.  
+lemme know if you wanna see it..
+	    [YES!!]
+thanks for the acknowledgement!
+Lisa
+	 --- ---
+			       
+to ati:
+WE BULK EMAIL!
+MailCom is a bulk friendly ISP...
+We also provide bulletproof email acounts.
+tied11@lycos.com
+   [ed note: don't we feel safe now/though, 
+    couldn't U at least say "hello first???"]
+
+to ati:
+Sorry, but having the wonderful religious background 
+that I have, I need to distribute something like this 
+periodically.....SMILE!
+John (203)
+
+Top ten ways the Bible would be 
+different if it were written by 
+college students
+  10. Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - 
+      cold.
+  9. The Ten Commandments are actually only five, 
+     double-spaced, and written in a large font.
+  8. New edition every two years in order to limit reselling.
+  7. Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't 
+     cafeteria food.
+  6. Paul's letter to the Romans becomes 
+     Paul's e-mail to abuse@romans.gov.
+  5. Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.
+  4. The place where the end of the world occurs: 
+     Finals, not Armageddon.
+  3. Out go the mules, in come the mountain bikes.
+  2. Reason why Moses and followers walked in desert for 40 years: 
+     They didn't want to ask directions and look like freshmen.
+  1. Instead of God creating the world in six days and 
+     resting on the seventh, He would have put it off until 
+     the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.
+    [ed note: I wasn't going to let this in ATI but Prime Anarchist
+     lobbied so tirelessly on grounds that he's been a college 
+     student for 14 years "trust [him he] know[s]," and "look at 
+     # 9, that alone should rate on funniness." he had a point...]
+
+to ati@etext.org
+> Country Joe's Place has a new guestbook entry:
+>
+> ------------------------------------------------------
+> Joe,
+> I sang at Shutting the SOA Down. Amy from INdigo girlz was
+> there, so was Martin Sheen. Where were you? I half expected
+> you to just show...
+> marco capelli <ati@etext.org>
+> konetiuk, na western
+> November 26, 1998
+> ------------------------------------------------------
+didnt know it was happening.  
+i live a sheltered life. 
+cheers, 
+cjm
+  "and it's 1,2,3..."
+
+to: marc/from: staci/re: tickets
+*****hey, marc, do you think this is  true?******
+>> Useful Info for Speeding Tickets - Read it and try it, you have
+>> nothing to loose but the points in your license.
+>> This procedure works in any state.
+>> If you get a speeding ticket or went through a red light 
+>> or whatever the case may be, and you are going to get 
+>> points on your license, thenthere is a method to ensure 
+>> that you DO NOT get any points.  When you get your fine, 
+>> send in the check to pay for it and if the fine is say $79,
+>> then make the check out for $82 or some small amount above the fine.
+>> The system will then have to send you back a check for the difference,
+>> but here is the trick! ---DO NOT CASH THE CHECK!!  Throw it away! 
+>> Points are not assessed to your license until all the financial
+>> transactions are complete. If you do not cash the check, 
+>> then the transactions are not complete. However the system 
+>> has gotten its money so it is happy and will not bother you any more.
+>> SOURCE: Thoonen Production Administrator RACV Touring Publications.
+     [marconote: dunno. but we'll find out soon enough. 
+      i put it to the readers, like they used to do in
+      the TAP/YIPL days. anyone know?]
+     [second marconote: (beginning to sound like sup marcos)
+      i also heard you can use your "keycard" from a grocery
+      store at the local library for printing out and photocopying.
+      it will register ninety-five cents forever and not deplete.
+      anyone know first hand of a place it actually works? this
+      might be a burban legend like the frozen shaving creme one...]
+
+ 
+	     ---  ---- ----- --
+	     ATI, NEWS RADIO 99
+	     ---  ---- ----- --
+
+"I TWO"
+    for Langston
+    a poem by marc frucht
+
+Tomorrow isn't here yet, Hughes -
+You're still in the kitchen.
+
+Turn of the century,
+We're nowhere fast, man.
+
+Gentrification is still a $20 word
+I can't afford.
+
+Two Americas, Hughes -
+White and non-white.
+
+That's right,
+Outa sight, man.
+
+White 
+And... not white.
+
+You two are America.
+Two Americas, Hughes.
+
+We're not outa the kitchen yet,
+NO!
+
+
+
+WHEN IS A PATRIOT LIKE A WOMAN TAKING OFF 
+ALL HER CLOTHES: And Vice Versa. 
+    A Column by Steven Slosberg.
+
+What, precisely, is the difference between the two enterprises?
+
+Football and female exotics, cut from the same cloth, so to speak.
+
+Both feed on fundamental human sensibilities: Voyeurism, fantasy, 
+lust and commerce, yet one is embraced and the other shunned.
+In one venue, men are paid to use their bodies to maim and crack 
+one another and accomplish, in the end, precisely nothing other 
+than crossing a line and entertaining a throng of goobers, many 
+with painted faces. In the other, women are paid to use their bodies 
+to hurt no one, cross the line and entertain a crowd of goobers, many 
+with oily complexions.
+
+The ambiance in a football stadium is a red-blooded, boisterous crowd, 
+much of it loaded, urging their esteemed 380-pound former 
+scholar-athletes to bump and grind. In a strip club, the 
+red-blooded audience, most of it loaded, is urgently rapt as 
+their fallen aerobics idols bump and grind.
+
+The football crowd gets off watching men in tight pants and 
+artificially enhanced upper bodies. The club crowd gets off watching 
+women in thongs or less and artificially enhanced upper bodies.
+Football does what it can to objectify women as well. Pro cheerleaders, 
+among our most prized embodiments of anonymous T & A, are out there 
+showing adults and children what meaningful roles women can aspire to.
+Lap dancers, as ordinances will allow, do it indoors, out of sight from 
+neighboring schools, churches and lottery outlets.
+So football gets embraced as an ideal, and gentlemen's clubs -
+take a look at just who owns pro football teams, by the way - are bashed.
+In both venues, owners make a bundle off the bodies of disposable 
+hirelings: Men and women, in their handsome prime and exercising 
+God-given (and often surgeon-sanctioned) talent to maximize 
+earnings during careers of precarious lengths.
+
+For the social reformers, if nothing is more pathetic than an aging 
+stripper with no future and a misspent youth, go to a reunion of 
+pro football players and log how many can still walk, how many are 
+free of dope, or, to be benign, painkillers, and, in fact, how many 
+are on parole.
+
+Good neighbor? Surely the policing around a strip club is as vigilant 
+as around any football stadium, all those two-fisted tailgaters included.
+Getting to and from the club in Pawcatuck, proposed for the former site 
+of Rosalini's, a restaurant and then a nightclub, set back from Route 2 
+near the Route 78 connector, has to be more convenient than exiting any 
+urban football stadium. The Rosalini's site could not be better situated 
+for unobtrusive comings and goings.
+
+People argue how one show enhances a community and the other affronts 
+it.  Pro football, always a growth industry for office pools and 
+Vegas oddsmakers, survives utterly on the public, desperate 
+for something to do on a Sunday, standing around screaming and 
+shivering. The strip club in Pawcatuck, or whatever the owners decide 
+to have there, is in the shadow of the largest gambling emporium 
+in the galaxy. So which one doesn't fit in?
+
+Again, one venue, built on voyeurism, fantasy and bodies in motion and 
+pain for no apparent reason, gets sanctioned, while the other, selling 
+precisely the same enticements, without the pain and in private, gets 
+the bum's rush.
+
+Where's the harm in one and not the other? Where's the exploitation in 
+one and not the other? Where's the fantasy fulfillment in one and not 
+the other (Alas, the Patriots, as history shows, are not exactly the 
+stuff of dreams, are they)?
+
+One gets the sloppy smooch and the other, a sanctimonious shudder.
+Both are unabashed primers in meat-marketing, no more, no less.
+
+Steven Slosberg can be reached via e-mail at: 
+s.slosberg@newlondonday.com 
+
+
+   "...and in other news..."
+
+(PAWN)
+  prime anarchist world newz 2nite:
+      with Peter Lemmings.
+  These Headlines did not appear. Too bad:
+  EXON-MOBIL UNVEILS PLAN TO BUY CHRISTMAS FOR $1B
+  EXON-MOBIL ANNOUNCES PLANS TO BUY VATICAN FROM BILL GATE FOR $23
+  EXOFF-IMMOBILE OFFERS TO BUY WALSTREET FOR $26M
+  EXOFF-IMMOBILE OFFERS CLINTON DEFENSE FUND $1B LOAN
+  MICROSLOFF BUYS OUT NABISCO-BISCUIT-CORP FROM GENERAL ELECTRON 
+  POSITIONS ITSELF JUST A TOUCH AHEAD OF EXOF-IMOBIL
+  schITT ANNOUNCES IT WILL SELL OFF 12,000 SHARES OF ADOLPH HITLER, ENT.
+  STOCK IN A RESTRUCTURING THAT SHOCKS EVERYONE AFTER YESTERDAYS BELL
+  schITT CEO ROBERT SCHULTER SAYS IT'S SHEDDING A COLD-WAR DINOSAUR
+  10 YEARS LATE, BUT "THERE'S NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT"
+       film at 11:11 (or as soon as station ID is done)
+
+
+"THE BAD HARVEST" by alex2051
+Video on Hunger in Chiapas Now Available
+   [prime anarchist note: I've met some CMP people
+    they're way cool, fly and rad.]
+A  17 minute video  documenting  hunger conditions in  indigenous 
+communities in Chiapas is now available.   "The Bad Harvest" was 
+partly shot and edited by youth from indigenous communities who 
+are learning video skills through the  Chiapas Media Project.  
+The video explains the reasons behind severe food shortages 
+in Chiapas, with particular emphasis on the impact of the  
+government's low intensity warfare. "The Bad Harvest" 
+also traces the impact of near-famine conditions 
+on community health. "The Bad Harvest" is 
+available for $15 from 
+Chiapas Media Project, 
+4834 N. Springfield,
+Chicago, IL 60625.
+
+      /\/\/\/\
+      ATI- two
+     steps away
+     from achey
+      brakyism
+      \/\/\/\/
+
+ REFRIED BEANS
+ distributed by USDA in cooperation with
+ State and local or tribal governments for
+ domestic food assistance programs.
+  NOT TO BE SOLD OR EXCHANGED
+ inspected by US Dept of Ag.
+ NET CONTENTS 16 OUNCES (453 GRAMS)
+	
+	/\
+       /Food guide
+      /Pyramid
+     / 2-3...\
+    /---------\
+
+ CARE OF PRODUCT 
+ CONTENTS
+ INGREDIENTS
+ (please recycle... usda food)
+
+ To receive a copy of a nutrition education pamphlet,
+ and be added to the CIA's trusty 16gigamegahertz database,
+ write to:
+ Food and Nutrition Service, special nutrition programs
+ 3101 Park Center Drive,
+ Alexandria, VA 22302
+      -30-
+
+As usual, poetry ends us.
+I'm writing this now, and I think
+I shall call it Hey Zeus.
+
+Hey Zeus
+    by marco frucht
+
+I never knew you. 
+But friends tell me
+of your TB.
+
+All the tines in the world
+can't keep truth at bay.
+
+And today,
+TB returns in vicious way.
+
+To every major city in the USA
+I have this to say.
+
+We'll have to call this one
+The "Greater Depression,"
+Now won't we?
+
+
+
+			  ===response? ati@etext.org ===
+
+
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+"One robin don't mean spring"        
+	,
+  _    ||   '
+ < \, =||= \\
+ /-||  ||  ||              mid-december 1998
+(( ||  ||  ||
+ \/\\  \\, \\
+157
+
+
+if it moves you, copy it and pass it along so that
+people everywhere will understand what is really 
+happening in Mexico.
+This is NOT a "family feud" - 
+this is strategic genocide of the Maya people!
+
+MAYA DEATH IN CHIAPAS
+   by Jeeni Criscenzo
+She prayed with the other women in the church,
+in this makeshift place that is not home,
+this place that offers nothing except a respite from terror,
+from the thugs who have burned and raped and murdered
+the thugs who waited and watched while the coffee plants grew,
+watched the Maya farmers tend their delicate plants,
+watched the coffee prices rise,
+watched her belly grow round with child while she worked in the field.
+She prayed with the barefoot others and children,
+her man missing, like many others, held at gunpoint 
+to harvest his crop for thieves,
+for the PRI-istas who loaded trucks with their plundered harvest,
+the PRI-istas who have pillaged their future,
+stolen the fruits of months of toil,
+stolen their only hope for survival in the coming year,
+stolen their strength to resist enslavement.
+She prayed with the shivering refugees,
+beseeching her ancestors and saints with prayer,
+to protect those hiding in the forest who have taken up their cause,
+to defeat a government who strategically arms their enemies,
+those pariah who call no one mother and father,
+those wild ones who have given their souls to the PRI,
+forsaken their heritage for the awe a weapon wields,
+forsaken their ancestors for the bandit's life,
+forsaken their community for the promises of thieves.
+She prayed with her fellow Maya near Acteal, Chiapas,
+three days before the celebration of Christmas,
+while warm, well-fed children in far away places prayed for toys,
+she turned to the deadly "hck" of fifty government issue AK-47s
+aimed at a church full of unarmed people,
+she turned from the hail of machine gun fire
+set on a community of helpless victims,
+she ran for the cover of bushes by the river,
+ran from a barrage of bullets named "politics" and "greed",
+ran for the futile chance her unborn child would survive.
+But she could not run faster than their bullets.
+She laid on the ground with the other bodies.
+Her blood-soaked huipil could not conceal
+that her attacker was not satisfied to gun her down 
+with forty-four other innocents.
+Her eyes wide with death watched the vermin as he thrust his machete
+into her womb.
+The last thought to move through her mind, a question:
+"What threat was this infant to your PRI? 
+Jacinto Arias Cruz?" "What threat was this infant to your PRI? 
+Licenciado Julio Cesar Ruiz Ferro?"
+"What threat was this infant to your PRI? 
+President Zedillo?"
+      Copyright 1998 Jeeni Criscenzo. 
+   Permission is given to reprint and pass along 
+ this poem in any media with this copyright notice 
+	    and permission included. 
+      Your feedback can be sent to: 
+      jeeni@criscenzo.com         
+
+
+
+GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETINGS,
+AND WELCOME TO ATI. Apropriated Technology, Int.
+I'm your tourguide, Prime Anarchist.
+Your butt can be used as a flotation device.
+This IS your hackerzine of hope.
+Here's my column. And then you get the usual #'s
+run, letters to the ediface, and weird news. Oh, and
+of course the poetry dotting us all around and in
+the end.
+
+=COLUMN=
+MUST I SAY THIS AGAIN: A Mini-column by Prime Anarchist
+Job: Television Broadcast Assistant.
+Camera operator needed for our morning and noon shows.
+Job duties include, but not limited to studio camera
+operation, teleprompter and floor directing. Knowlege
+of television operations a plus but not required. This
+is a part-time entry level position averaging 32 hours/
+week.
+Send resume to:
+Resume? 
+   Resume?!? Resume!!!
+Be glad if I use my own pen, because I'm going to be using
+YOUR PAPER. Settle for an application, thug. If I bring a
+resume I'm coming after your job or that of YOUR boss.
+
+
+'Tis The Season.
+For retailers all over the US and especially the Northeast
+and the left coast to be of one mindset.
+One philosophy.
+One accord.
+  "If I don't average $1000 per hour gross, the next couple
+weeks straight, I can't somehow justify my $6 per hour salary
+plus little or no benefits. 
+  Let the treadmill roll on.
+  Here's to its oneday somehow falling off track.
+
+
+OPEN LETTER TO BOB GUCCIONE, JR.
+Does a frisbee *really* hold 3 pints?!?
+
+---
+ATI     a two-step away from freedom
+---
+
+When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty --
+Nothing *$%&ing happens!!! It just taste
+pretty good. Nothing more, nothing less.
+
+
+Happy Chronika.
+For people who aren't Christian OR Jewish or rooted in any other
+particular spirituality, but they still feel the need to "keep
+time," we have the all new:
+
+    CHRONIKA -  that new festivus for the rest of yous...
+
+
+poem for newt (1994)
+    by Sebastian Mendler
+
+you
+you rode into the palace on the backs of alligators
+and bade them feast on all within
+now
+you are in the palace
+and
+they are still there, waiting for you in the moat
+
+you
+you loosed a swarm of bees to torment your enemies
+now
+they have forgotten entirely how to make honey
+now
+they are still there, waiting on your windowsill
+
+you
+you do not know what you have done
+you
+you invoked the hurricane
+	and imagined that you were still sheltered
+you
+you called up the earthquake
+	and forgot how close to the fault line you stood
+you
+you unleashed the hydra
+       and fed it on fat pigs (who to be sure were ripe for slaughter)
+but now
+       the hydra is still hungry
+and you
+you will run out of enemies before it is satisfied
+
+and it will be satisfied
+
+and it will feast
+and it will feast on the snakes
+and skunks
+and weasels
+that rode into the palace clinging to your ankles
+
+and it will feast
+and it will take particular pleasure in feasting
+on 
+newts
+
+
+AN OPEN LETTER TO CHRIS-IN-THE-MORNING:
+Hawking Mustang???
+
+
+#
+ #
+  #
+   #
+  Here's a phew #'s 4 U
+http://www.seattletimes.com/news/nation-world/html98/trib_120798.html
+http://www.hackernews.com
+http://www.joanneshenandoah.com
+http://morehouse.org/hin
+http://shell.rmii.com/~jkelin/earl.html
+http://mycal.net/ifj
+http://www.netgsi.com/~fcowboy
+http://www.geocities.com/soho/gallery/5502
+http://www.jaguarsystems.com/sondra
+http://www.songpro.com
+http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli
+http://www.olga.net
+http://pw1.netcom.com/~kappel1
+http://globalgoodies.com
+http://www.dickshovel.com
+http://www.wampumbelts.com
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/heymon.html
+http://www.nonviolence.org/slipperyslope
+
+
+
+LETTUCE AND TAMALES FROM THEMS 'AT READS US...
+Hi
+Thanks for sending your e-zine to me as I found it 
+very intresting and liked it very much...
+I'd like to talk with you more about zines in
+general and such...
+Brock R
+Victoria BC Canada
+Support Your Federal Public Serivce Unions (PSAC)
+Http://www.psac.com  / Http://www.unde-uden.com
+WRITE TO THE HOUSE OF COMMONS TO PROTEST CONTRACTING OUT!
+
+
+TO ATI FROM AARON:
+funny thing -- I was there too
+   crossed the line with a friend and two other people (from ohio) -- 
+a blind man (at least 60, maybe 70) and his companion.
+   I was in the bus that sang really well (about four busses 
+down to the left, first wave of busses)  -- 
+assuming you went across the line (which might not be true if 
+you'd already gone).  We were always getting mikes stuck in
+our windows from reporters =)
+   Eleven students and one staff / admin person went from 
+Notre Dame and Saint Mary's.  And we all walked across the line. 
+I think it made a big (huge?) impression upon the people who went 
+down from here.
+   you might have seen me (and i might have seen you).  
+I'm a little over 6 feet and tried to stick-out 
+(mostly because i'd either lost my group or was
+looking for people I'd know) and had my hair dyed 
+slightly red.
+Peace,
+Aaron
+
+
+<Readers Respond>
+> Do you know if any of the people attending school of the americas
+> are under 17 or 18 years old? This  notion came from a dream I had
+> last nite, it's probably better to just recount from my journal.
+   I have not seen any documentation about the ages of SOA students. 
+However, I doubt that anybody less than 18 years old would be sent to
+(or accepted by) the US for military training.
+  Hope that helps.
+  Margarita
+
+
+
+Hi Marco,
+Good to hear from you.  
+I had a lot of friends that 
+went to Fort Benning.
+I almost feel like I was there.  
+I'm glad you got to meet Martin Sheen.  
+I was with him at a couple of demonstrations 
+but never was introduced.  
+I hear there is going to be a movie about the SOA.  
+Maybe it really will get closed.  
+There is no question but you won.  
+The moral is never to do anything for the pay off.  
+Motivation is all.  What do you think?
+Be cool and stay in touch,
+Scott
+
+
+to: ati@etext.org
+life is good,
+sarah.
+"In Germany they first came for the communists; 
+I did not speak because I was not a communist.  
+Then they came for the Jews; I did not speak because
+I was not a Jew. Then they came to fetch the workers, 
+members of trade unions; I did not speak because I was 
+not a trade unionist.  Afterward, they came for the Catholics; 
+I did not say anything because I was a Protestant.  
+Eventually they came for me, 
+and there was no one left to speak."
+--Pastor Martin Niemoller, 
+imprisoned by the Third Reich.
+!!SPEAK FOR THE VOICELESS!!
+
+
+Just dont give me no ca cay cay cayanneeee peppper. 
+Dont like peppers on my fry bread either. 
+My dog likes the music tho. 
+she was howling like she does when
+she hears the sirens.
+yowllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!!!!!!!!!!
+sipish
+
+
+NA MU MYO HO REN GE KYO
+Dear Marco San
+It is great to hear from you. Couple of students from 
+Le Moyne College went to protest in front of the 
+School of the Americas. One of the students
+recognized the drum of the Myohoji monks 
+and he was very excited when he
+came back and told me the 
+story about Georgia. 
+Please keep up 
+ur good work. 
+Take Care.....
+Peace Always
+With Palms Together
+Priyadarshi
+		     
+		     === response? ati@etext.org ===
+		
+Poet Tree 
+  by Selfless Intelligence
+
+The "truth" may "set" the 
+CIA "free,"
+But poetry
+Is all that's left
+Of the people you see.
+By, and for and of.
+
+The truth that an operative
+Never could "see"
+Remains and moves 
+Inside the truly free.
+
+We who can hear, feel and see
+The Poet Tree
+
+
+(PAWN) Prime Anarchist World Newz
+New York, NY. MOHEGAN BUYS LIBERTY ISLAND.
+A member of the Mohegan tribe has purchased Liberty Island,
+home of the Statue of Liberty. 
+   In a zoning board of appeals suit filed Nov. 18, in US
+District Court, NYC. Timothy Studard of Stonington Conn., is
+defending his right to own all the land around the Statue of
+Liberty. 
+   "If Pfizer can do it to a little old lady's house in Groton,"
+said Studard, "Than I can do it to a bigger older lady." 
+Studard, 35, wants to determine he really owns the land. He 
+says he will seek some of the revenue from the Statue of Liberty
+if he wins. He also promised that the Statue would remain as is
+if the suit is successful.
+   Aside from the Statue, Studard is planning a small casino, an
+ice sculpture and a place where people can hunt deer and coyotes
+year round.
+     -30-
+
+<INLINE>Navajo elder Pauline Whitesinger tells a special investigator
+on religious intolerance from the United Nations, 
+"all religions are sacred, including those of Native America," 
+when he visited the Navajo Reservation last February where he slept
+in Hogans by a woodstove for five nights and four days. Amor was his
+last name and he was from France. We happen to have forgotten his
+first name. Was it Luis? 
+His job? The UN is preparing to indict US officials sometime in 
+2001 for genocides perhaps worse than Pinochio and
+hITTler combined. Of course George Busch and Oliver South have already
+pardoned each other.
+
+
+North Dakota (PAWN) - David, Age 9, won grand prize in the Phillup
+Morris/Krafft BlueBox contest. 
+   Using an ordinary box of macaroni and cheese he managed to blow
+2600HZ into a telephone, thereby getting a phree phone call, just  
+like CIA operatives around the world enjoy. Michael, age 5, came in
+second with 2597HZ while Colleen, age 9, and Danielle, age 11, tied 
+for third with tones of 2595, which still siezes a trunk-line; just
+not right away.
+   Jessica, age 5, and Liesl, age 11, both from Texas will receive
+scholarships to the Jon Benet school of phone-sex operations. They
+didn't blow very well, but they looked really cute the way mommy and
+daddy dolled them up.
+
+
+
+A Bad Example of Throwing Tones:
+Playing "Welcome To The Jungle" over and over at
+hurtful wattage in a US DOD sanctioned attempt to
+drive Manuel Noriega so crazy he'll come out of
+his Vatican hideout - 1989
+
+Fine Example(s) of Throwing Tones:
+13 Tibetan singing/talking bowls taking out air traffic
+control.
+"I love you."
+"I forgive you."
+"How do you like your coffee?"
+
+
+Aargh!?! 
+   Shelter Notes by this Marc Frucht guy.
+What did I start??!?? 
+2 Christmases ago I began shaving my head clean. I've gotten used
+to it despite so missing the long-ass ponytail I used to sport 
+before that. 
+   A teenager here at the shelter I help run shaved his head because
+he thought it looked "really dope," on me. Now he comes back from the 
+Fox River Mall with "FuBu" carved into the back of his head. He's a 
+little perplexed as to why I didn't immediately think that was the
+way coolest thing I'd ever seen. 
+   For those of you who have no idea what I'm referring to, FB is the
+next Tommy Hilfiger. Pants, sweatshirts, underclothing, lunchboxes, 
+sunglasses, maybe even a Hansens Toaster Strudel Endorsement. 
+Ayeee!! 
+Maybe next I'll tattoo "Pepsi" in blue on my left ass-cheek.
+   "Been there; done that," you tell me? 
+   Aargh.
+
+
+9 out of 10 men using Propeesha had gruesome hair.
+Women who are pregnant must NOT run their fingers
+through their spouses'.
+
+ATI. 
+   Shifting 
+      paradigms 
+	 for 
+	    11 
+	      years.
+
+
+As per usual, we end with poetry, because
+In the end.
+Alls we's left wiff is myth...
+
+I was a WalMart CareBear Wannabe
+    a poem by Lisa Martinovic
+
+it was the grand opening
+it was a big responsibility
+and my temp agency chose me
+for this mission
+
+at seven AM
+at the grand opening of the new WalMart SuperCenter 
+I would don a CareBear costume
+head out onto the floor
+and spend 12 happy hours
+meeting and greeting 
+kids of all ages
+I was flushed with excitement at the very thought
+told all my friends
+couldn't sleep for days
+
+so imagine my disappointment
+when I got the call 
+seems CareBear corporate decided to send
+one of their own people to fill the estimable shoes
+of this lovable creature that means so much to so many
+
+boy did they miss out!
+
+If I was their CareBear
+I'd bring a whole new dimension to that role
+I'd comport myself with jovial avuncularity
+hopping, skipping and jumping down aisle after aisle
+of fine quality products 
+that wouldn't dream of putting any cry-baby 
+local merchants out of business
+I'd direct bargain-crazed shoppers to big BIG savings on 
+merchandise crafted with pride in Third World countries
+by people enjoying optimal working conditions
+and I'd make it my mission in life to lead new WalMart Associates
+to the very back of the store
+through two warehouses
+and into the locked storm cellar
+in case any WalMart customer ever
+asked where they could recycle their five hundred thousand 
+blue plastic sacks
+
+and when I was through making points with WalMart management
+I'd romp gaily with other gargantuan corporate mascots
+perhaps perambulate with Mr. Peanut
+in the Garden Poisoning section
+maybe make merry with a massive M&M
+in the Disguise the Smell of Women's Genitalia aisle
+
+meanwhile, my friends would arrive en masse
+cameras at the ready
+eager to record this historic event
+sure to inspire giggles for generations to come
+
+but I'd leave my CareBear head on
+and they couldn't tell me from a six foot Vlasic pickle
+I'd later develop an extreme allergic reaction
+to the plastic lining of that CareBear head
+I'd sue WalMart for animal rights violations
+and worker's compensation
+a messy public trial would ensue
+I'd settle out of court and be set for days
+But they don't know that yet, so first 
+I'd scamper back to the toy department
+for an hour or two of jostling crabby youngsters on my knee
+Before long the media-savvy tots
+conveniently misconstruing my innocent gestures
+would band together in a class action lawsuit
+claiming sexual molestation
+by a deranged CareBear!
+stunned by the allegations
+I'd slip into the bathroom 
+inches ahead of the obligatory National Enquirer onslaught and 
+ditch the costume in a diaper changing station
+only to emerge as just another satisfied WalMart consumer
+forever pushing that shopping cart through the
+Buy More Save More-One Size Fits All-Artificially 
+Flavored and Sweetened
+aisle of life
+
+
+     If you enjoyed your ride, 
+     please tell friends, ok?
+ === response? ati@etext.org ===
+
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+ATI - Our Germane-ness Precedes Us. 
+
+
+        ,
+  _    ||   '
+ < \, =||= \\
+ /-||  ||  ||              ramadan - december 1998 - new moon
+(( ||  ||  ||
+ \/\\  \\, \\
+158
+
+
+
+CLINTON BEGS FOR ARTICLE FIVE
+DOCTORS GIVE PACK PERMISSION TO WIN
+  Headlice you didn't see.
+
+Hello, welcome to ATI. This is issue 158. But of course,
+who's counting? We begin with Prime Anarchist's weekly 
+column, then we have letters to the editor, then our
+phemus #'s run, then assorted other wild raucus caucus
+stuff. Happy particles of him peach mint.
+-PA-
+
+CLINTON WAGS DOG
+pRiME aNArChISTs CoLUmN.
+THURSday 1pm EDT.
+Strong statement to every member of the MEDIA:
+  You suck.
+  How many dead? Wounded?! How many homeless.
+The war has been raging for scores of hours now and  
+nobody knows or cares. You have each broken the 
+fundamental principles of your field!!!
+  Have you no shame?
+  You are all fired.
+  The war will not be televised. If you cannot be troubled
+with wrestling over the death-count; struggling over the 
+difficult details that must be minded at all costs, if the
+sublime beauty of the war, the night sky over baghdad,
+stuff like that is more important to you than the facts,
+then go home.
+  You suck.
+  Go home.
+
+part 2. (final part) Bob Livingston,
+What's with this "6 months" doo doo?
+You're resigning? Go home today and shut up.
+Leave your office - go home. Pack up your stuff.
+Take your Columbia State University diplomas 
+off my walls and go home.
+Do not pass go, do not collect 6 months pay.
+Go directly to home.
+You whining little maggot.
+  You want my opinion, let's bring every Senator
+and Congressperson in under oath and play 20 
+questions. If any of them DON'T LIE, why, we'll
+work with all 5 (five) of them. 
+   Clear the bench.
+   Bob Livingston, Shut up.
+
+
+
+------------------------------
+Lettuce For Your Chewing Over:
+------------------------------
+
+ATI:
+I live in North Mississippi using Bell South.
+I know that there is a number one can dial 
+that will prompt an automated response to 
+let you know the number you are dialing from.
+(ID the line number) I see the Bell South guys 
+do it with their butt-sets all the time to ID
+the line they are checking out.
+I would like to know this number if anyone knows it.
+Please email me if you can help.
+Thanks in advance!!!!!
+jawdoc@netbci.com (601)
+
+Marco,
+Why the *$^% did you ask  *me*  about Sam Kinneson?!?
+I saw Sam back in my military days.
+He was pretty awesome. He was on fire.
+He asked us about our stools.
+He was funny.
+He owed me a lot of money, 
+so he played in a theatre in town
+instead of the comedy club I used to perform in.
+His last couple years he traveled with 4 armed guards 
+who were instructed to hurt or kill anyone 
+who came up asking for money.
+I feel sorry for him. He was funny. 
+He thought he was Jesus.
+His penis was crooked.
+He told us that.
+Jesus would have said that, 
+if it was true.
+Sam Kinneson was Jesus.
+Don't excommunicate me, it's true.
+   Gonzo (415)
+
+
+You know you've opened yourself up 
+for some interesting (and hopefully 
+good natured) replies with that 
+last typo
+Mike :-)  (202)
+
+
+To ATI:
+Which came first - the parry or the thrust?
+High Crimes & Misdemeanors?
+A Clear & Present Danger?
+Signed,
+The Ko-Respondant (01 964 1)
+
+
+Marco
+here is a transcipt of a "dylan original" benny hill did,
+of all cazy things to find on the web.
+i remember this it was quite good.
+maybe you can print it somehwre (ati??)
+  -Jeff
+
+In an early 80's episode of "The Benny Hill Show", 
+Hill performed a very poignant song while
+impersonating Bob Dylan. Here it is...
+
+"A couple settled down with their newborn child
+and their marriage was falling to bits.
+The mother said "Let's call him Johnny."
+and the father said "Let's call it quits!"
+When Johnny was four, his Pa was too poor
+to buy toys from the Christmas shop shelf
+So he fired his gun and told his young son
+that Father Christmas had shot himself
+Now one day his Ma took him to a fair
+and he went on the roundabout
+He giggled with glee and said,
+"I wanna go wee!"
+Everyone heard the boy shout.
+She took him by the hand and from the fairground they ran
+She took him behind a big tree
+She said, "Now shut your row. ou can go wee now!"
+He took a deep breath and yelled "Wee!"
+Then he said "Please can we go 'round again?
+Please, Ma, can we go 'round again?
+I love the sound of the merry-go-round
+I wanna go 'round again.
+I'll do all of my homework,
+I'll even kiss old Auntie Gwen
+I won't shout out loud
+Ma, I'll make ya proud
+Please let me go 'round again."
+At 12, he danced with his headmistress.
+She said, "Johnny, you're wicked and bad.
+I wish I was your Ma for just half an hour."
+John said, "I think I'll have a word with my dad."
+Someone dropped a lit cigarette
+Down the back of her dress but she didn't shout.
+She just walked off the floor and said,
+"What a bore!
+I guess I'll just sit this one out."
+Then John said, "Please can we go 'round again Miss Rose?
+Please can we go 'round again?
+I have never been this close to a woman before
+and heck knows when I will again.
+I tell you true I can dance with you
+Till the cows come home
+and then I can dance with a cow so please, Miss Rose
+let me go 'round again."
+At 18, Irene with the hourglass figure
+Got Johnny in a heck of a fix.
+Her Pa came 'round and Jonny was found
+with his hands on a quarter to six.
+They were married the next day
+in the church by the bay,
+10 am on the 15th of June.
+She looked lovely in white as she said,
+"Johnny...tonight."
+Johnny said "The heck with tonight. It's afternoon!"
+Can we go 'round again?
+In the meantime, we can go 'round again.
+I tell ya I haven't been as happy as this
+since I can't remember when.
+Seein' you lay there beside me damn near blows my mind.
+Oh please can we go 'round again and again
+and then 'round again one more time?!
+At 50, he took to comin' home late
+But he wasn't a creature of habit.
+If he came home early,
+his wife thought he was after something
+If he came home late,she thought that he'd had it!
+Johnny's mother-in-law came to live next door
+Her tounge stung John like a bee
+She said, "I'll dance on your grave!"
+John said "Now that's a brace,
+'cause I'm gonna be buried at sea!"
+He was just 91 on the day he passed on
+It was the way he thought it would be.
+He was shot by the beauty queen's husband
+in a fit of jealousy.
+As he lay on the floor, the priest was sent foreward
+and with his last breath, Johnny confessed,
+"I spend all my money on women and drink
+and like a fool I squandered the rest!"
+Lord, can I go 'round again?
+Please, can I go 'round again?
+I can't believe that I'll never see your sky or trees again.
+The girls and the wine and the livin' was fine
+and I shouldn't complain but then...
+You give damn short rides on this fairground of your's Lord,
+Oh please let me go 'round again!!!
+
+M-
+The beetle recognizes the other.
+M- (01 525)
+
+Warrior Poet Society
+Sunday, Nov 8, 3pm
+At Wetlands Preserve, 161
+Hudson Street, NYC.
+Bring Poetry & Songs
+[ed: oops. got it too late.]
+
+Hey Prime!
+Is Oliver North's aura gray or what?
+He's materially wealthy yet spiritually
+bankrupt.
+Maria Faulkner. (215)
+
+---
+ATI - The Rag Read Round the Rotisserie
+---
+
+A REPORT FROM THE FRONT: At Least the Georgia
+One. By David.
+
+I'd say less than half the crowd crossed. 
+So there were at least 4,000 some-odd total, 
+and some estimates were as high as seven thousand. 
+No one was technically "arrested" at all. 
+No one was processed, there was no attempt made 
+to segregate second "offenders", and many of us simply got
+off the busses without waiting to be given permission. 
+The "ban and bar" letters given out were only for the day, 
+and most folks refused them or turned them in to be 
+returned in bulk. Dropping us off in the park was a
+tactical booboo on the cops part. 
+We had two non-permitted marches though
+working class residential neighborhoods, 
+a neat and unexpected propaganda opportunity.
+soli,
+David
+        
+hola, #'s run. 4 U!
+http://www.pen.org/freedom/poem.htm
+http://www.fhrg.org/chiaps1.htm
+http://www.pyramid.net/comfortzine
+http://www.mindspring.com/~fragments
+http://www.furious.com/~jstearns/firesign.html
+http://flag.blackened.net/revolt/mexico.html
+http://eng.hss.cmu.edu/bs/24/sauer.html
+http://www.cybergrrlz.com
+http://www.thebird.org
+http://pw1.netcom.com/~kappel1/int.html
+http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli
+http://www.adbusters.org
+
+
+. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
+.  ATTN:  Zinesters, Hipsters, Yippies...     .
+. Cap 'N Crunch   (aka  john  draper)         .
+. is in  need  of  customers.                 .
+.If you would  like a  website with  really   .
+.spiffy looking  graphics and a button saying .
+.something   like  "made by  Cap 'N Crunch"   .
+.send contact info along,  and  ATI  will get .
+.             him in  touch with  you.        .
+. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
+
+
+DEAD KENNEDY SPEAKS OUT ABOUT DEATHROW INMATE
+   Typed in for ATI by Graeme
+This is for those of you who may be wondering what
+Jello Biafra said in his new spoken word CD 
+"If Evolution is Outlawed Only Outlaws Will Evolve" 
+concerning Mumia Abu-Jamal. 
+
+"This is only supposed to happen in the movies... 
+An innocent person when they least expect it falls 
+into an unbelievable chain of events and finds
+themselves accused of a crime they could not 
+possibly have committed. 
+Every step in the justice system goes wrong, 
+all seems hopeless as the camera rolls closer 
+and closer to the death chamber, until finally, 
+at the very last minute, the authorities are 
+proven wrong and the accused is set free to
+live happily ever after as the credits roll. 
+After all, this is America, where these sort 
+of nightmares do not happen, because our 
+justice system is fair...
+   [ed note: Graeme wants you to "Think of Biafra as Bill Hicks 
+  without as many jokes." If that doesn't bother you, he recommends
+  you check him out. Biafra's record label, Alternative Tentacles,
+   is also releasing some spoken word stuff by Mumia. wait more...]
+"Now imagine that you are a respected, award-winning 
+and courageous journalist whose news reports are sometimes 
+critical of a notoriously violent and corrupt police department. 
+Suddenly the nightmare happens to you... Shot through the liver 
+at the scene of a crime, instead of helping you the cops beat you 
+as you lie on the sidewalk and allegedly beat you again inside 
+the hospital... 
+Not in Haiti, not in China but in the United States of America... 
+when you wake up from surgery the nightmare is still there, 
+you are the one accused of what the corporate media tells us 
+is the 'ultimate unforgiveable sin': killing a police officer. 
+You have no criminal record, ballistics tests don't add up, 
+there is plenty of evidence that you did not and could not 
+commit this crime, but the nightmare just gets worse.
+Evidence that could clear you disappears, witnesses disappear, 
+a judge who has sentenced more than twice as many people to death 
+than anyone else in the United States denies you a competent lawyer 
+AND denies you the right to defend yourself. Appeals are denied 
+by the very judges who ruled the opposite way in almost identical 
+cases... not in Mexico, not in Nigeria but in the United States of 
+America. 
+And unlike the movies, this time a headline-hungry governor 
+salivates like a giggling crocodile, eager to put a black man 
+to death with the stroke of a pen, to hold up as a trophy to
+enhance his political career..."
+
+
+PRIME ANARCHIST wishes a happy 30th birthday to the mouse.
+
+The fish in the water - an allegory maybe - 
+as retold by some zapatista. 
+ Old Antonio tells a history that the oldest of the old of
+his community told him. 
+        There once was a very beautiful fish...
+that lived in the river. The lion saw the fish and he had a 
+craving to eat it. The lion went to the river but he saw that
+he could not swim in the river and attack the fish. The lion 
+asked for advice from the opossum who told him, "It's simple.
+The fish cannot live without water. The only thing you have to
+do is to drink the water from the river and that way the fish
+will stay without moving and then you can attack it and eat it."
+The lion was pleased with the opossum's advice and he paid him
+with a high position in his kingdom.
+ The lion went to the edge of the river and began to drink the
+liquid.
+ He died bursting from the water.
+ The opossum remained unemployed.
+ Tan tan.
+
+
+Well, as they say in some sexist think-tank,
+"That's all she wrote."
+
+We end with a Christmas Parody by marco.
+For pair of D's are the best form of flattened trees.
+
+Oh, you'd better watch out,
+You'd better not cry,
+Stay in bed, I'm telling you why:
+Cynical is coming to town.
+
+It's murphy's law
+Whatever can will
+You're gonna find out; it's worse elsewhere still.
+Cynical is coming; to town.
+
+ They'll get you while you're sleeping
+ It's worse when you're awake 
+ It'll happen anytime of day
+ Murphy's law for goodness sake.
+
+Oh, you'd better watch out
+You'd better not cry,
+Stay in bed, I'm telling you why:
+Cynical is coming to town,
+   Cynical is making you frown!
+
+Response? ati@etext.org
+Back issues? http://www.etext.org/Zines
+Website? http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+FTP? ftp://ftp.downcity.net/pub/ati
+news? alt.society.ati
+
+
+
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+Shhhhh - There's A SECRET NUMBER in your Telephone!
+Diez, diez, seis, dos, nueve.
+5 cents a minute! Don't tell anyone...
+
+	  aaa    ttttttt     iiiii
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 aaaaa      t          i
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 a   a  1   t    5   iiiii 9
+
+Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetings.
+Welllllllllllllcome to ATI number 159.       5c cheep!
+For December 28, 1998. Happy Olde Year.
+			    the Special SONG and DANCE Issue.
+ATI Poll:
+   Clinton's Approval Ratings Climb to 138%
+
+   Matt Drudge says Hillary Beat Up Bill.
+   Corn is down 2 feet.
+   Acid is up around 2600
+   And the Dow does the YoYoDance.
+
+"The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally 
+perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench 
+through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic 
+hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die 
+like dogs, for no good reason."
+   --Thompson, H.S. from 
+     "Generation of Swine," p43
+     Brought to ATI's attention 
+     by Christine O. (613)
+
+"If the shameful acts of the Mexican political class are 
+merchandise for the powerful communications media, and whose
+successful presentation is measured in "rating" points, for
+the immense majority of those who struggle and die between
+the Rio Bravo and the Suchiate, they are only a continuation
+of the state crime which spans almost the entire century."
+   --Sup Marcos mid '98
+
+
+(PAP)(PAP)(PAP)(PAP)
+pRImEaNArcHIstWORLDnewz is a PAP production.
+--- OP ED ---
+On VH-1 popup videos Tuesday, running in the Debbie Gibson 
+segment, rather than say that in '89 Mojo Nixon wrote a song 
+about Debbie, the writers chose to say "In 1989, a folksinger 
+wrote a song about Debbie called, Debbie Gibson is Pregnant 
+with my Two Headed Love-Child."
+   It is my opinion that General Electric's MTV 10-year-old 
+ban on Mojo Nixon has been taken to a terrible new level 
+which is practically an act of war.
+   I call on Mojo Nixon and all of his fans and supporters 
+to go ahead and begin verbally assaulting MTV/VH-1, NBC 
+and thereby Viacom and General Electric as an 
+act of self-defense for Mr. Mojo "a folksinger" Nixon.
+Signed,
+Marco Capelli
+
+		     --------------------------------
+	    and now: the ALL-2-FAMOUS PAP NUMBERS RUN
+		     --------------------------------
+98122822300000
+http://www.xs4all.nl/~tank
+http://www.chase.clara.net
+http://www.foodnotbombs.org
+http://www.darktimes.org
+http://www.limelighttech.com
+http://www.hackcanada.com  (or was that ca?)
+http://www.cybergrrlz.com
+http://www.btinternet.com/~freakythings/homething.html
+http://www.geocities.com/rainforest/vines/1831
+http://www.agate.net/~davids/kokopeli.htm
+   disk lamer: ATI holds itself irresponsible for browsertypos.
+   if a page right next to one of these shows the surfer a
+   dirty-nudie-wee-wee, that's on you...
+
+
+LETTUCE & TAMALES, The ATI Letters To the Editor Section:
+
+to: ati@etext.org
+i luv u 2
+mm (810)
+
+
+>http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+>
+Stopping the warmongers nonviolently  
+by exposing their sociobiological
+strategies is the key to anarchist revolution.
+Howard (617)
+
+
+Marc,
+Well I didn't mean to not respond to your justified 
+morale outrage.  But a strange thing happened to me 
+when I got up that morning.  I just didn't care.
+  It wasn't that bombing the shit out of innocent civilians 
+and not so innocent meglomaniacs doesn't impinge on my 
+tattered consciousness.  Its just that I don't care.
+  I think I'm a victim.  A victim of media overhype 
+and underhandedness. Where live shots from the nose 
+of a cruise missille are met with the same ho hum that 
+I watch the latest Dawn commercial.
+  I mean come on.  The special effects are very lacking.  
+The resolution in low grade VHS, and the reporters have 
+absolutely no blood on them.  Where's my damn Play Station 
+anyway.  Get me another donut.
+  I don't know.
+  Its sad.  It really is.
+  I think Saddam is a sadistic creep that wouldn't hesitate 
+to rip the arms off my kids while his soldiers raped my wife.  
+But all that said it just doesn't matter.  He's there.  
+I'm here.  Its a techno war and its more real then 'Nam and 
+therefore less real to me.
+  When my car blows up on the way to work one day I'll be shocked.  
+And if I survive I'll be pissed off.  But then, I'll probably 
+care even less if things get back to normal quickly.
+  Ever see the movie Brazil and the random acts of terrorism???  
+You'll know what I mean.
+  Sorry Marco.  I mean't to respond.  
+  I just got tired....
+...and that's what they're all counting on.
+Don (617)
+                  --- ---   ---
+(and about our webpages... wink, wink...)
+I look forward to seeing what you've done with this 
+in a couple of months, looks good so far.  I will 
+definately link to  soaw.org.  I don't usually spend 
+so much time examining the links that people put on
+their sites. yours I am looking at closely. When I 
+put some time into my site I may link to this one. 
+Mine became drudgery, I like the aproach you state here.
+   Thanks, 
+Kurt (206)
+ps:
+The link below is broken.
+http://main.phys.uconn.edu/research/gensemer
+
+Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1998 17:23:11 EST
+To ATI:
+I know that if 
+We keep envisioning 
+a better world 
+for us all, 
+it will happen. 
+Lets dream together...  
+<{;<)=!!!!===(
+George (860)
+At Peace Tonight
+
+
+Hey, thanks, I'll take these to work with me 
+tomorrow and read 'em. I have a web page 
+if you wanna check out some of my stuff:
+http://home.earthlink.net/~linknull
+Otherwise send me a snail address and 
+I'll send you a sample issue.
+Take care,
+Jeff (202)
+Everyone's an asshole. Especially me.
+
+
+You hit it right on the nail there. I always carry around a copy of 
+"A Moment for the Dead" by Lance Morrow that appeared in TIME in 1991.
+It was the most sensible thing I read about the Gulf War.
+I get tired of the news. It's not fair, it's not right...it sickens me.
+I always think of that escaped prisoner from Texas, how all we saw was 
+the police version of events, and news. And I thought, maybe that guy 
+has something to say that no one ever heard. And now the silence is 
+forever.
+C.  (613)
+
+Marco:
+goot one!!
+Dee 
+
+ATI: 
+Thanks for passing it my way.
+Enjoyed your sight and your
+group as well...
+Candy-Colored Clown
+
+To Santa:
+>Found on the net...forwarded without 
+attribution by a friend
+>(I know _he_ didn't write it):
+>[Supposedly written for and sung at a US DOJ,
+> Office of Legal Counsel Christmas party]
+>
+>You'd better watch out,
+>You'd better not cry,
+>You'd better not pout;
+>I'm telling you why.
+>
+>Santa Claus is tapping
+>Your phone.
+>
+>He's bugging your room,
+>He's reading your mail,
+>He's keeping a file
+>And running a tail.
+>
+>Santa Claus is tapping
+>Your phone.
+>
+>He hears you in the bedroom,
+>Surveills you out of doors,
+>And if that doesn't get the goods,
+>Then he'll use provocateurs.
+>
+>So--you mustn't assume
+>That you are secure.
+>
+>On Christmas Eve
+>He'll kick in your door.
+>
+>Santa Claus is tapping
+>Your phone.
+
+     <><><><><><><>
+ANOTHER BABA GANOUJ BROADSIDE
+
+The Other Side of the Mountain
+   a song
+   by marc frucht
+for staci  11/98
+
+There's a place you can go       C G7
+It'll cost you less              C
+You can keep your toes           G7
+You can slow it down             C  G7
+
+There's a place you can be 
+You can always see
+To the other side 
+For free, it's free, for free.
+
+  ch- Lemme tell you                    C
+  It's the other side of the mountain   F G
+  Turquoise, silver and a spring        C F G
+  Lemme tell you                        C
+  Over there you'll find a fountain     F G
+  With a pebble and a ring.               C
+
+Musik
+Is a man up there
+He knows more than you
+'Cause he's up there, up there.
+
+Have you been there
+I been half way there
+And then half way more
+I could see there from there.
+
+(ch) X2
+
+ [note:] chords hit as follows:
+you(g7)     cost(C)
+Keep(g7)   slow(c)
+
+other(f)    moun(g)
+sil(f)   spring(g)
+there(f)    foun(g)
+ring(c)
+
+-------------------
+ATI.   your fAvoriTe mIstake
+-----------------------
+
+Brought to you by Turtle<>Island 
+Just For Joy (tm)
+Cheddar Beer Soup.
+   Simply add water & your favorite beer.
+   Made with real cheese.
+   7.5 oz (212g) of nirvanic vibe.
+   No MSG since 1995.
+
+
+TERROR IN THE SKIES
+[a song]      From: DRovics@aol.com
+Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1998 12:23:56 EST
+FWD  please post far and wide
+
+Night-time comes and everybody wonders
+Will tomorrow bring the light of day
+Will our house be rubble blown asunder
+In the cellar we will hide ourselves and pray
+
+Will the smoke clear in the morning?
+Will the city all go down in flame?
+Will the factory be standing?
+Will life here ever be the same?
+
+(chorus)
+There's terror in the skies of this city
+Fear is in the hearts of children, women and men
+And you never see the faces of the killers
+As the smart bombs fall again
+
+Will there be a job for me to go to?
+Will there be food upon my plate?
+After many, many years of hungry sanctions
+What did my child do to earn this fate?  (chorus)
+
+The Yankees talk of Gaza and of Algiers
+They wring their hands when Irish shoppers die
+But if you want to know a life of terror
+Look up at night into the Baghdad sky  (chorus)
+
+HAPPY NU Y'EAR 2 U!
+
+Today is /\
+Day     /-3\ of
+	\  /  1999
+	 \/     !!!
+
+
+		       /\-----/  when myth's all u got
+      PARODY TIME     /ending/
+		     /----\-/
+To Cole Porter's "Don't Fence Me In."
+
+Oh give me land, lots of land under starry skies above,
+Don't sell this song.
+Let me ride thru the wide open country that I love,
+Don't sell this song.
+
+Let me be by myself in the evening breeze
+Listen to the murmer of the cottonwood trees
+Send me off forever 
+But I ask you please
+Don't sell this song.
+
+Just leave me 'lone
+let me sit in front of TV without havin' t' hear your lies.
+On my phone or my modem let me live without 
+		    a jingle... teasin' my eyes.
+I wanna live life without violence to art
+Go about my business without a cold soldout heart
+Can't see good music used for verbal farts
+
+Don't fence me in!
+
+
+This has been ATI, Activist Tell 'em I sent you.
+as usual send all pheedbak U ken mustard to ati@etext.org
+
+
+
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+"...not over 'til U C moose walkin' up the street." 
+
+    A    TTTTTTT    IIIIIII
+   A A      T          I
+  A   A     T          I
+  AAAAA     T          I
+  A   A  1  T    6     I   0
+  A   A     T          I
+  A   A  TTTTTTT    IIIIIII
+                            january 3, 1999
+sTeAl tHIs ZinE.
+
+Welcome to this issue!
+       ----inthiszine:-----
+     ---merGer---mAdneSs-----
+   ------new-year's-WiShEs-------
+   ---prIme-clImbs-JacObSLaDDer--
+   --CiGaRs-&-furry-animaLs------
+   -----OuR-uSuAL-#'S&lEtTerZ----
+   ---------!-!-!----------------
+   ----------------------=)------
+                                      have u seen spot?
+
+
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+-Road Rules is hitting the road to- 
+- Latin America. An entire culture-
+- gets  s u c k e d   i n t o     -
+-  your  e y e b a l l ! ! !  &   -
+-C O M P L E T E L Y   out of     -
+-         context.                -
+- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 
+
+Am I imagining it or does Kurt Loder
+look like a bad impersonation 
+of himself???
+
+(PUBLISHER'S COLUMN)
+   HAPPY MIM!
+   In an effort to welcome in 1999, I, Prime Anarchist
+ask you which Roman Numerals YOU prefer for this year:
+   MCMXCIX, MCMXCVIIII, MDCCCCLXXXXVIIII, OR MIM?
+   I for one, prefer MCMXCIX, but that's me. It's completely
+up to you, for all is arbitrary -- nothing is "set in
+stone." 
+   "These are the people who died, died..."
+   Sonny Bono, Abe Ribicoff, Ray Nitschke, Bella Abzug, Pol
+Pot, Sherry Lewis, James Earl Ray, Eldridge Cleaver, Bebe Robozo,
+Barry Goldwater, Dick McDonald, Nguyen Ngoc Loan, Alan Shephard,
+George Wallace, Jon Postel, Al Gore Sr, Lawton Chiles, Morris 
+Udall, Mathew Shephard, Mike McAlary, Anita Hoffman. 
+   I attempted to keep them in date-order for when they expired.
+My apologies to the other 40 million or so less "famous" human
+beings who passed on in 1998.
+   Equal prayers to all.
+   Excepting you, Anita. You're in my prayers forever, Auntie.
+
+Can I say I don't like Seagram and Polygram mergering? OK. I'll
+say it anyhow. 
+   The music industry sucks enough already. Does the word sterile
+carry meaning? Now it's assured to be run wholesale by 
+purveyors of rotted fruit and vegetable matter. And bad ones at
+that. I seldom like mergers, friendly or hostile buyouts and 
+takeovers to begin with.
+   But this one just leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
+
+A 2nd C-130 was shot down this week over Angola. Am I the 
+only 1 2 question these things? 2 C-130's down "right after Desert
+Fox." Some dead bodies to dispose of? Do we? 
+   Huh? 
+   Huh?? Huh!!! 
+   Theirs? Ours?
+   The C-130 that went down in Angola (said't've hit a mountain...)
+right after Desert Storm was reputedly carrying a highly secret
+CIA cargo and no people. When that was announced no one asked
+further questions. I suggested hundreds of dead bodies over ice, 
+if you'll remember. I stood alone.
+   Let me end this column describing the job of a C-130. 
+   If the bodies are alive it will carry about 100 human beings;
+for the US government often-times follows the Geneva Convention 
+rules of engagement. 
+   If the humans are dead a C-130 carries three hundred and change.
+   Allow me to end this column vomiting my *&%$ing guts out.
+
+########################
+Which###brings##us######
+###2#the##(#'s)#run##### 
+4#9901021905#hours#CDT##     http://www.cybergrrlz.com
+##&#have##an#ice##day#=)    http://www.botree.com/raw
+########################   http://clandyken.com
+                          http://www.abbiemovie.com
+             have        http://www.freespeech.org
+         you            http://fly.to/zine-express
+     seen            http://www.givemeadollar.com/Hof16.htm
+ spot            http://home1.gte.net/docthomp
+?          http://www.title14.com/weird/weird.shtml
+    http://www.meer.net/~johnl/e-zine-list/zines
+http://www.accessone.com/~rivero/POLITICS/COINTELPRO/cointelpro.html
+                       
+                         "I do what I  always do in these
+                   cases:  I put the message in a bottle,
+               put the top on tightly with some  chewing
+           gum of chamoy which the sea gives me, I plant
+        myself firmly by the side of the ceiba, with all
+    my strength,  I throw the bottle w/ the message very
+   far. A trail of cloud gets it &, navigating, takes it
+to-to-wherever-it-knows-to-take-it. There goes the bottle.
+   Whoever finds it can, by breaking it, break the silence
+     and find some answers and many questions.  Perhaps he
+         will also be able to read..."            Marcos
+
+
+ -0-     -0-
+HEREIN LIES INTERRED:
+OUR LETTERS AND ONIONS SECTION:
+ -0-     -0-
+
+> to ati@etext.org
+> For your chucklement...
+> On Mon, 28 Dec 1998, naked and free observed:
+> yeah i liked that one, too. it was kind of "poppy". 
+> some guy i ordered pizza from today complimented me 
+> on the Crass Concert T-shirt i was wearing today.
+> odd people, they are...
+> On Tu, 29 Dec 1998, doth quote the Bard:
+> Yep, I was in an IHOP one saturday nite. (2am sunday actually)
+> A man spied the patch on my shoulder... A big black 'A'
+> from a smashed M16-a1 rifle fitting into a circle making 
+> a perfect poetical anarchy symbol. 
+>Since my friend Dave gave me a bunch of them in '90, 
+>I've been wearing one as a symbol of my commitment to 
+>non-violent anarchy. The last couple years I had one on a
+> hat, but that year it was on my shoulder of the old BDU 
+jacket I'd been issued in basic training. (some civilians won't 
+>know that stands for battle dress uniform)
+    Well, to make a long story short, still as funny as it 
+deserves, this really drunk guy (you know the type, he served 
+in such and such a year, and they trained him in kung fu, and 
+he can kill you in 35 seconds with just his pinky and the right 
+>pressure applied near the back of your ear...
+> that kind of drunk)
+>    Well this guy thought my anarchy symbol on my beat up 
+>old army jacket arm was the gigantic square A of an airborne unit.
+>   "Airborne," he yelled across the room and
+> then swam to me as if we were old friends or some such. 
+>Now with his Cutty Sark breath right up my nose, he told me 
+>we were brothers because we served in the same unit. 
+>Had his arms all around me, all buddy buddy out of nowhere, 
+> "You're alright," he told me, he didn't give a rats ass if I
+> served in Nam, or Shield or Korea or didn't serve at all. 
+> I'm his guy.
+> Yeah, I backed off a bit and thought of telling him what 
+> the A stood for really, but realized quickly he would have 
+no bloody idea what I meant, not even tomorrow afternoon when 
+> all the crusty-buzz wears off.
+>    So we shared a fist in the air and a scream of airborne, 
+> I think I was almost 2/3 as excited sounding as he was! 
+He didn't see me roll my eyes but just about everyone in the 
+IHOP did and began laughing. We all shared a laugh, even old 
+pinky-in-the-brain-stem; of course not knowing it was at
+> his expense. He went back to his coffee, but not without 
+sharing another fist in the air and an Airborne RuHah! with, 
+I think god, or his dead buddies, or something because he looked 
+around the room to see who was with him and they (we) were 
+all (each) looking somewhere else.
+>    I left him to his myth, he probably doesn't even know what 
+a Crass is besides maybe a rude comment. I sat down and got 
+back to my coffee and my tuna-melt; and the hackerfriends I was 
+hanging out with just thought it was the funniest IHOP incident 
+since the time Chris Eliot from "Get a Life" and "Something 
+About Mary" told me to "...go fuck [yourself]..." (his words, 
+not mine.)
+>       -=- but that's a whole other story -=-
+
+Great story, let's hear the Chris Elliot one.
+        
+        
+ALSO RECEIVED AT ATI@ETEXT.ORG :
+
+        Not so funny, but not unexpected either.  
+        In America, it just isn't "Christmas" unless we 
+        put up a tree, toss the bums a dime, buy tons of
+        useless plastic, stuff our fat faces, and have a 
+        bunch of "our boys" somewhere overseas, "fighting 
+        for peace" (like "fucking for virginity"), so we 
+        can all send "daddy" holiday greetings via satellite 
+        and cry the big tear while we sing "I'll Be Home For 
+        Christmas".  For those of you who haven't figured this 
+        out yet, just pay closer attention next year.
+        Merry Christmas.
+        KNVB
+
+and...
+=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
+Here is an idea for a political cartoon involving Iraq.  
+Feel free to use it without attribution or recompense.
+It's a one-panel cartoon.  As I envision it, on the 
+right side is a sort of geographical border marked "Iraq".  
+Inside this (over it) stands a hoard of emaciated children, 
+clutching at a large bone labeled "food, health, education".  
+At the left side of the panel stands President Clinton, 
+pointing at the bone.  At his feet is a little 
+bulldog with the head of Tony Blair.  
+The caption is: "Fetch!"
+---------------------------------------------------------
+
+and...
+Hi Marco,
+I suggest asking him by posting to: alt.fan.rawilson 
+and thanks for all the
+great insights over the 
+past couple years. 
+Take care.
+Mimi
+>Sure thing, Mimi.
+>Too bad you're not into it anymore, 
+>but then I always knew it wasn't
+>for everybody.
+>Any chance Mr. Wilson's interested in it?
+>marco
+>On Sun, 27 Dec 1998, Blackops wrote:
+>>Marc,
+>> I'm not reading this anymore and 
+>> it takes a long time to download.  
+>> Would you please remove me 
+>> from your list.  
+>>Thanks. Mimi
+
+
+and...
+to: ati@etext.org
+
+I know that if 
+We keep envisioning 
+a better world 
+for us all, 
+it will happen. 
+
+Lets dream together...  
+<{;<)=!!!!===(
+George (860)
+
+
+          )()()()()()()(
+and another BROADSIDE tucked into an ATI zine...
+          )()()()()()()(
+
+some alternative lyrics
+to a well-known Christmas song:
+By Some Friend of John Sloan's.
+(E)                         
+Good King Wenceslaus pigged out, 
+(A)
+On a feast named Stephen,
+(E)                         
+When the snow lay 'round a-bout, 
+(A)
+deep and crisp and even.
+(E)                          
+Brightly shouted thus the King, 
+(A)
+(tho' he was quite cru-el),
+(E)    (A)  (E)   (B7)    
+Then a poor man  came in sight,
+(E)    (c#m)(A)(E)  
+ "Put him in my gru---u-------e-l!"
+
+              -30-
+
+We now end with poetry by GirlX0
+Here is a poem I've written.  
+It's kind of weird.  
+I call it 
+"Good-bye to a mockery of the heart"
+
+ Dreams of that fruity place,
+  Odd bouquets of flowers that frame my face.
+ 
+  A waterfall fantasy that cascades the view,
+  A sweet exchange...from me to you.
+  
+ "A kiss in the dark won't bring any harm",
+  I whisper to you, your face becomes alert, but not in alarm.
+ 
+ A fuzzy, serene feeling...a passing of love,
+  Like the feel of your hand in a satin glove.
+ 
+  The warmth, the tingle...aaw sweet joyous senses,
+  With one little action, all evil for that moment condenses.
+  
+  You break our lock and begin to utter a word,
+  I silence the sounds with another kiss, 
+                    some things just must go unheard.
+  
+  I smile, so sweet and look at the dreamscape.  
+               I leave, not turning back,
+  That rouge smile on your face...my heart cannot, 
+              will not once more take that attack.
+  
+  I can hear the ground as you begin to follow, a mock protest,
+ But as it should be...the masquerade is put arest.
+ 
+  We both know, maybe not in my mind...but in my heart,
+ The play of my life, love isn't your part.
+  
+ You've already cast yourself as evil with your cheats and lies,
+  Such evil isn't even forgivable...even if it had soft blue eyes.
+  
+  Through evil, you've taught me much,
+  I know now the part of lead  
+            love must have more than a soft touch.
+
+  Walking into reality, out of your illusion,
+  How will I ever find who I truly need 
+                     amongst this confusion?
+
+--Girl X
+Girlx0@aol.com
+
+
+From the biography of President John Quincy Adams:
+If only mankind could have the leadership it needed. 
+Yet Adams found that history showed how unlikely 
+this was because so many superior statesmen ultimately 
+had been ruined by a passion for women.
+This pernicious vice, he claimed, was particularly 
+deplorable in persons of high station, where it was 
+often uncontrollable, leaving potentially great men 
+with no more than the disgrace of a goat.
+            ===================
+Send all pheedbach 2 ati@etext.org
+
+   "and then 5 moose each of differing size and stature
+    went trolloping up Interstate 25.
+    I watched one eat an entire goat in two quick bites." 
+         --journal note. 1990.
+
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+"Blink, did you see the half moon?"
+"Wow, Shimmer. What a sight."
+
+  To The Editor of ATI:
+     Either go to a 40-45character line
+length, or take me off your mailing list
+From: "Real Name:" (210)
+g
+r
+t
+n
+g
+s
+
+n
+d
+
+w
+ l
+  c
+   m
+  
+  2
+      
+AAAA   TTTTT  IIIII
+A  A     T      I
+AAAA     T      I
+A  A     T      I
+A  A     T    IIIII
+
+ACTIVELY, TRYING 2 INVESTIGATE.
+issue # 161
+9901110111
+
+
+1234, we don't need your heretofore,
+5678, latinsufixurgitate.
+Numbers, numbers. here r sum #'s
+http://www.historybuff.com
+http://www.abbiemovie.com
+http://www.walmartsucks.com
+http://www.dirtmagazine.com
+http://www.infiltration.com
+Hey.
+Go to http://www.phobe.com/furby/
+They dissected a Furby and had a 
+"Furby Autopsy." It's pretty funny.
+http://www.sorabji.com/livewire/payphones
+http://www.well.com/user/jd
+http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/column.html   
+http://www.napsnet.com
+
+"You can fool 48% of the 
+ people 63% of the time."
+  -Ed Margulies
+
+PUBLISHER'S COLUMN.
+Well, that's all we needed to hear.
+40 columns it is, then. Tell U true? 
+I have a softspot in my heart 4 40col.
+Brings me back to my atari 8bit days.
+6502. U know. Like the one that's 
+prolly in your fave talking doll.
+Or your toaster. Or your toothpaste?
+Anyways, lemme know how you like our
+"new look." If you look at issues
+1-25ish though, you'll see it's kinda
+sorta like a great coming back.
+Shut up, Odysseus.
+prime audi...
+
+
+N Y S E - - - - - 
+           P Q
+        - - - - -
+140 9/16  50 3/8  PAP  1.5  310  2480
+      80 1/8  70 5/8  80 1/8   +9 1/8
+
+
+erp,gup,lug,sug,puk,pus,gor,kop,fud...
+Letters? 
+heh, eh, hck, we get letters...
+
+Yes we still publish the iron feather 
+journal. Here is the current
+contact infos:
+  Iron Feather Journal
+  po box 1905
+  boulder CO 80306
+http://mycal.net/ifj
+stevyn@edj.net
+  We are working on the new issue, 
+IFJ#16, right now and hope to get it
+finished in a few weeks. 
+Always looking for cool infos, 
+contacts, GFX, etc.
+Have a happy 99, Stevyn
+
+AT. FONE TONE.
+Letter to the Editor:
+ Marco,
+ my man. it's good to hear you've
+back to talkin' guitar. Even if 
+it *is* just folk and classical and
+such now that you've getting old.
+ <g>
+ I think my fondest mem. of ATI was
+always when y'all exposed the AT&T
+dialtone for containing a 440 A in it
+so you can tune your gitbox anywhere
+on earth where there's a fone.
+ I bet it still works.
+Cypher (305)
+
+DEAR ATI,
+On that Desert Fox Angola thing.
+Are you suggesting hundred(s) 
+were killed in "Fox" and then 
+the plane went down in Angola with 
+the bodies?  Or did it go down 
+on purpose with the bodies to cover up?  
+Or did Muldar really see his sister?  
+Sorry, confused on the Fox issue.
+What are you saying???!!!!
+DON (617)
+
+to ati@etext.org
+Gen. Zinni made a freudslip out there
+he called this mission Desert Storm.
+And didn't even correct hisself!
+  Just think, I served under that
+incompetant boob so many years ago!
+Anthony. US Army Ret. 
+President SFJA, 
+Member, Gainesville Chap.
+  [ed note: great to see SFJA (soldiers
+first, journalists always) still kikkin
+'round. It was always soooo hard 2 start
+unions inside the military. Some of our
+finest tiny coups...]
+
+Yo Prime,
+Where's that grand 
+over by NORAD?
+Gotta Run,
+Agent Steal (213)
+
+Carlo,
+ thought you may like this..
+also///forward to marco for his ATI.
+talk soon.
+AOL...awesome. (203)
+
+Ghandi was a remarkable Indian Mystic 
+who walked thousands of miles barefoot,
+developed thick callouses. Fasted for 
+months, became very fragile, and was 
+cursed with bad breath from starving 
+himself. He was a:
+    Super Calloused Fragile Mystic 
+    Hexed with Halitosis!
+
+to ati@etext.org
+Wow, Marco, you're good. Damn good. 
+Not only did all those links actually
+work, but you also invented the phrase 
+"ebasket of pears", which is without
+a doubt the funniest thing I've read 
+all day.
+Jeff (785)
+
+Hi,
+   Look again, at your message[following].
+   Sure, quote me, if you like.
+   And add, if it suits you, that as a
+CIS professional, I recommend that people
+set their computers to display in 12, or
+14 point fonts, to reduce eyestrain,
+and to help 50year old eyes like mine to
+read it at all .
+     Don't take this as permenant 
+permission to quote me, I frequently respond
+to newsletters with personal anecdotes,
+and the last thing I want to do, is to read
+them in distribution .
+     I do try to remember to preface 
+messages with all caps warnings, when I'm 
+sensitive about how they're to be used.
+Stay Stronger,
+Ken.  (210)
+  ---  ---  ---
+Headlice:
+ MONICA DRINKS BRANDY
+MENAGE RUMORS IN CLINTON WHITEHOUSE
+  EVIDENCE OF DUST SPOTTED AROUND 
+  RINGS OF AGING ROCK STARS
+ROCKY MOUNTAIN TESTICLE FESTIVAL LOOKING
+FOR NEW CELEBRITY OYSTER SHUCKER
+  GINGRICH: IRAQ IS NEXT VIETNAM - 
+  CLINTON INSISTS WWI
+HILLARY EATS PEACH
+ CHELSEA STEPS DOWN FROM STUDENT 
+ COUNCIL. SAYS SHE'LL RUN FOR '00
+   JESSE BODYSLAMS HULK HOGAN
+KATHLEEN WILLY FATHERS ILLEGITIMATE LAMA
+ NEWSPAPER BEATS LOTT WITH ROLLED UP DOG
+ARNOLD: WON'T RUN - RATHER KEEP RIDING HMMWV
+ 12 YEAR OLD VETERAN COURT MARTIALED FOR
+ FRATERNIZING WITHOUT SEEKING MOM'S PERMISSION
+MAN GETS 6-YRS FOR ORDERING PIZZA 
+TO SOMEONE ELSE'S HOUSE
+ LEWIS & CLARK COLLEGE NAME 
+ CHANGE: LEWINSKI & COLLEGE
+REHNQUIST FINDS OUT HE'S PART JEWISH;
+SECOND COUSIN OF ALBRIGHT
+   #
+
+Tone Can Ruin A Good Book
+by C.D. Reviewer. Special to ATI 
+for Book of the Week Club.
+
+"THE SHADOW UNIVERSITY: The Betrayal
+Of Liberty On America's Campuses,"
+by Alan Charles Kors and Harvey A.
+Silvergate. 
+   This was the most boring book I've
+ever read I think. The topic was so
+compelling I tried to stick with it
+from beginning to end, but I must confess.
+I put it down many times. To be nice
+I shall say it was dry reading.
+   It was a brilliant collaboration
+between two New Jersey men who met at
+Princeton in the 60's and they set out
+to tackle such issues as the famous
+"Water Buffalo" case, and assaults on
+student speech and also faculty speech.
+   I couldn't wait to read it, but then  
+I was quite let down by their writing
+style.
+   I think you should try to read it
+anyhow. It's a very important book.
+But good luck getting past the writing
+style.
+
+
+SAN CRISTOBAL DE LAS CASAS, Mexico (Reuters) -- 
+Mexico has resumed expelling foreigners from 
+the embattled state of Chiapas, and in doing 
+so has reignited a human rights debate. 
+The government has made it clear that it 
+considers many foreigners meddlesome activists, 
+while human rights groups insist that Mexico is
+targeting those seeking to be peaceful 
+observers. The U.S. non-governmental organisation 
+Global Exchange said on Wednesday one of its 
+members was expelled on Monday from the southern 
+state, the battleground of a five-year standoff 
+between authorities and Zapatistas. 
+Two other U.S. citizens were "invited" to leave 
+the country while an Italian and a Japanese 
+tourist were "interrogated" about their 
+activities in Chiapas, Global Exchange 
+representative Ernesto Ledesma told Reuters. 
+ #
+
+PRESS RELEASE:
+A benefit concert for the Sovereign 
+Dineh Nation is taking place at the
+House of BLues in LA 17Jan Doors open: 
+8pm, music: 9. Tickets are $25. 
+Big names on the bill include Indigenous 
+and John Trudell. Rumour has it that 
+Stevie Wonder may show up. 
+The event is part of the annual MLK/HofB 
+Foundation awards. 
+  [ed note: I confirmed all this through
+   the people at NAMMYS (native american
+   music awards) and also that Burning 
+   Sky will be playing.=)
+
+Black Mesa Indigenous Support (BMIS) 
+will be bringing a van, rented by SOL
+Communications and 6-8 Dineh to LA for 
+one week. During that week the elders 
+will participate in press conferences, 
+radio shows, concert and ceremony. 
+They may travel on to SF to attend 
+the Many Beads court. As you know 
+the Many Beads case has been
+going on for years. 
+
+I sincerely hope that BMIS finds the tools 
+they need to get the elders through the
+winter. They go up on the mountain each 
+weekend, cutting wood, herding sheep, 
+being a taxi or whatever they are asked. 
+Please support this group. 
+# is 520 773-8086. 
+Leave message for Dixie or Daniel. 
+-Mauro
+SOL Communications
+1 888 41PRAYER
+ #
+
+ATI - The Web Offset Press
+      That is NOT a HOE.
+
+
+THIS FROM THE "DO NOT PUB" BOX:
+  Not a week goes by here at ATI we don't
+have 2 or 3 stories kikkin 'round we choose
+to sit on. Oh, myriad reasons from "still
+checking accuracy," to "don't wanna get 
+killed," with just about everything one
+could imagine in between.
+  Rest assured, no one's ever called askin'
+the Times to kill a story in our 11-year 
+history on the net or even before that on
+pape. (sic.)
+  We'd laugh if they did, to be honest. Our 
+endeavors have been successful thus far with
+a news-to-ad ratio of 1:0 for all these years.
+  We're surely not wealthy, but solvent.
+  So guess what? Mostly we just couldn't care
+less. That's a pretty good feeling, actually.
+Not to brag, but most other groups of newsies
+have had to play that balance like an antique
+Stradavarius tuned up to concert 440.
+  So today, there's one story from that box
+that we suddenly felt better of this morning
+or so, so here goes:
+  It's an official PAP prediction.
+  Larry Flynt will "out" Phil Gramm this week
+sometime; then Ted Kennedy will try to have
+Flynt shot.
+<ducking>
+OK. Take it easy. Keep your head down. I must
+go now, and put a pop-bottle on my doorknob.
+Me voy.
+
+NeW CoMiX: FogHaRt - LeGhARt.
+The adventures of Joe Lockhart and the
+big hairy bird - EMU.
+lutenist@geocities.com for ordering info.
+
+      Making the world safe for Wolfe
+      Blitzkrieg's UnionStation WhiteStore
+      credit card bill.
+
+Rehnquist Says He Can Already 
+Taste Clinton Trial
+---------------
+by Lori Associa
+Special corres.
+---------------
+<PAWN>
+Washington - Chief Justice William P. Rehnquist 
+criticized Kenneth Storr on Thursday for being
+perhaps too lenient on the "ex-president-elect."
+   "Only four articles??" Rehnquist rhetoricized
+in his annual year-end report on Democrat-
+bashing and its attempt to get declared an 
+Olympic sport by 2008.
+   "I think you were a little easy on the Beev,
+Wally," the Justice said amid uproarious laughs,
+heaves and guffaws.
+   During his top-secret one-hour tour of the 
+Senate chamber and its anti-rooms Thursday, he
+allowed this author to get a quick interview
+in under tight security. 
+   "I've been just licking my chops," he told
+me, "ever since Desert Fox began."
+   He offered me a cigar from the pocket of
+his half off jacket, then apologized for not 
+asking if smoking was OK.
+   He explained he was very tired from 57,691
+cases in one year and that he just wanted to
+relax with a pretty young girl on her way up
+over a nice fresh "Cuban seed Cuban."
+   He said he'd love to share one with me,
+popping Viagra like a fiend.
+   I told him I'd gotten all I needed, that
+I wasn't offended and that if he didn't mind
+I was going to kick him really hard somewhere
+and then take my leave.
+   The already half-naked old law-subvert
+reached down to cover where he thought I
+might attack leaving himself completely open
+to the idea of my sticking his smelly old
+Cuban contraband where he'll never find it
+without corrective surgery.
+
+[ed note: Bill was last seen fully clothed
+on the sidewalk in front of the Pennsylvania
+Ave. Kinkos in the fetal position blubbering
+madly.]
+
+
+
+SMURF-STONED MERGER SETS OFF PAPERWARS
+<PAWN>
+New York - The paper industry will likely 
+see more death and carnage in 1999 with
+Smurf purchasing Stoned Container Corp.,
+Texacold, Amicable and British Far-Troleum
+all in one 24-hour period just three days
+before 1998's end, an analyst said.
+   Despite all the new acquisitions, the
+analyst said, the month-old mega-corporation
+will keep its current name, Smurf-Stoned.
+On the pallet for 1999, according to sources, 
+is the purchase of cardboard boxes, heavy
+brown paper, hundred dollar bills, and
+balance sheets of anyone else who wants to
+"just roll over and die."
+   Smurf-Stoned is also considering working
+with International Scraper and Union Cramp
+to market the idea of wrapping dead people
+in brown paper instead of the more expensive
+and eco-unfriendly caskets.
+
+<PA>worldnewz can always be reached at:
+http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+
+IT STARTED WITH A SWEAR: An Exercise In Hostility.  
+by Monique Nixon
+Special To Prime Anarchist World News 
+(PAWN) - Seymour, WI.
+   Oh, and two Furby dolls.
+   Since there were plenty of Furby's left 
+at Walkmart, Toes 'R Us, and Wilworth-Wilco 
+I bought two at my local retailer. Set me back a
+mere 30 bucks. From then 'til yesterday (Jan 1) 
+I'd had them in seperate rooms digesting much TV.
+   One got its learning entirely from non-stop NBC.
+The other was glued to MTV 24-7.
+   As I suspected there was a generation gap of
+sorts from the very beginning. I faced them 
+toward each other in a walk-in closet with a voice-
+activated microcassett recorder nearby. I planned
+to change a 90-minute tape on slow speed every 4
+or 5 hours.
+   Neither said a word to each other for twenty
+whole minutes, so I altered the experiment,
+deciding to get things rolling saying the word, 
+"shit."
+   I guess the NBC-fed doll had never heard the
+word because she, he or it started in with "what
+the hell did you just say? Because I don't 
+understand you, and it sounded like crap." How
+he'd learned Wolf Blitzer's voice perfectly in
+both tone and syntax I'll never know.
+   Well the MTV Furby must not be used to the
+word "crap" because s/h/it broke in with "Oh
+my God. That was, like rad, I mean no way, man
+take a picture of my butt. Does she go down on
+you in a theatre? Scratch your fingernails down
+my back, oh nice ass, let's eat at Hooters."
+   I swear s/he sounded just like Jesse, the
+enviro-retarded heroin-addict wannabe VJ.
+   I didn't hear NBC's retort but when I 
+returned to change cassettes one of the dolls
+was on top of the other doing something
+horribly obscene saying "calls are just
+35 dollars a minute, order now, operators are
+standing by," while the other was just laying
+there saying, "it's freezing in here, I don't
+think you love me anymore... is there a room
+I can darken? I need to perform an autopsy."
+---------------
+http://www.solcommunications.com/mauro/video.html
+And now, Mauro's message:
+---------------
+I have a 28:30 second "underground" 
+cable show called "The Battle of Big
+Mountain". I had given Klandiken some 
+copies and ISCO in Oregon. This is
+not the documentary that we have been 
+working on, but it does contain
+footage that no doubt is in that piece.
+Anyway many people have asked me about 
+the cable show. I will send a copy
+to any BIg Mountain group that wants it. 
+Since I will be paying for the copies and 
+mailing I just ask that only groups or 
+people that intend on educating with it 
+reply. Also, any group working with the 
+nuclear issues please contact me as well. 
+We made a similar piece during Corbin Harney's
+event at the Mercury gate last spring 
+and it came out great. Both pieces
+have great interviews, The Battle of 
+Big Mountain with John Benally,
+Roberta Blackgoat, Marsha Monestersky, 
+Norman Benally and others. There is
+also a music video called Amerika 
+that I made as well.
+For the record, no exempt monies 
+were used in these productions.
+Mauro (SOL)
+
+===================
+
+as tradition begs us: we end w/ poem:
+
+i never did understand the crash of 29
+    by Clifford Stabbert
+Reprinted From Usenet 
+
+the crops still grew but nobody harvested
+factory still there but nobody at the belt
+bricks and mortar just lay gathering dust
+  it was all a bad dream
+of numbers on a wall
+  let's do things right this time
+  i will harvest i will sew
+you can join me
+  let me know
+
+
+Happy B-day and a lb. of pot 2:
+Jimmy Page, Joan Baez, Bob Denver
+& Dave Matthews.
+
+ATI would like 2 thank:
+Snap!, Winona Spyder, Bob Jr, George, 
+Abbie!, Ace Bumpersticker Co., 
+SmashTheTV, Bob Donovan, Cygnus, FahQ-2
+Neil Strauss, and the usual bunch of 
+scrubs. (or was that scrunch of bubs?)
+
+INGREDIENTS: ...Natural and Artificial
+Flavors... 
+  Umm...
+
+
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+Primero Mundo, Ha Ha Ha!
+Live from Harley Heaven, Wisconsin
+It's
+
+AAAA   TTTTT  IIIII
+A  A     T      I
+AAAA     T      I
+A  A     T      I
+A  A     T    IIIII
+                  without much beer.
+
+ACTIVELY, TOLD YA SO, I'N'A?
+issue # 162
+9901180000
+happpppppppy mlk-day
+got email?
+
+Hi there,
+Prime here.
+No #'s run this week, (and few letters
+too) I haven't been near a
+     $
+or a
+     telnet>
+in 4 days.
+Prime No Longer Here
+     bye/f
+
+
+
+
+PRESS RELEASE:
+Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1999 19:22:47 EST
+From: NAMMYS@aol.com
+
+This year's show is scheduled for 
+June 19th at Foxwoods.  We have a 
+NAMMY winners tour going out in May 
+featuring Joanne Shenandoah, R. Carlos
+Nakai Quartet, John Trudell and Walela.  
+More information will be on our
+website shortly.
+Nammys (212)
+
+
+NCNCNCNCNCNCNCNC!
+new column.
+Marco Capelli, the world's first
+anarchist virtuoso, will be giving
+Classical Guitar anarchy tips.
+One a week, here in ATI.
+
+Guitar Anarchy Tip #1
+   If a baby in the audience is
+screaming, or an unruly toddler is
+bringing squinched up faces to all or
+most of the ticket-purchasers; segue
+right into the "Attack Of The Killer
+Tomatos" theme song.
+   Eb, Db, B, Bb... repeat...
+   Do not play the entire song. You
+won't be able to get right back to
+serious music if you don't move fast.
+One verse or the chorus will suffice.
+   Kids will dance in the aisles, babies
+will request teletubbies, heroin addicts
+and stoners alike will scream "freebird,"
+"ozzie," or "stairway."
+   And suddenly the whole audience will be
+ready to hear your serious music all the
+way thru again.
+   Parents will smile as if in on a coup
+and you will be known throughout somewhere
+as the world's next Anarchist Virtuoso.
+  __   __
+ /  `-'  \              ,,,   
+(  |[====|)|m|a|r|c|o||[:::}  
+ \__.-.__/              ```   
+
+
+
+A Newspaper Toast (to ati@etext.org?)
+Here's to the letters editor,
+The person who rations the word.
+His job is to see that VOX POPULI
+Will never, ever be heard.
+  DC Dave
+
+
+Dear sir, madam, or whatever,
+   Recently, two issues of your 
+publication were sent to our
+submissions address with the 
+intention, I suppose, of being 
+published in our magazine. Because 
+I do enjoy your work (obviously 
+others do as well), I was wondering 
+whether or not some of it may, 
+indeed, be printed in our 'zine. 
+   Whether your response is affirmative, 
+I would like to congratulate you on your 
+excellent work and encourage to check out 
+ours if you're ever in the vicinity of 
+Green Bay, Wisconsin.
+   Thank you for your time, 
+and your reply may be sent to this 
+address.
+mr. nomad
+Editor-in-Chief, Up Your Bemis
+   [ed note: Y soitenly, and thnx]
+
+ati
+There's a link in here (or I'll 
+put one in) that might prove 
+interesting to some of your 
+readers.....
+http://www.thewordistruth.org
+sisyphus (860)
+
+Hello,
+Yes we still publish the iron feather 
+journal. Here is the current
+contact infos:
+Iron Feather Journal
+po box 1905
+boulder CO 80306
+http://mycal.net/ifj
+
+
+
+ THIS IS A PRESS RELEASE!  
+    IT IS IN ASCII!
+
+Hey, Marco.  You get it first.  
+Note the title here.  Updated 4PM
+yesterday.  Please note:  This most 
+definitely IS a preliminary
+schedule.  And I think it just 
+might fit into 40 char columns.
+
+. . . . . . . . . . HYGIENIC XX
+
+This is the Twentieth Anniversary 
+of the First Hygienic Art Show
+"New London's ONLY winter tourist 
+attraction."  - Alyson Holtz
+No fees, no judges, no jury 
+and no censorship
+Rules:
+One piece per artist.
+
+Site:     The El & Gee Club
+          Golden St.
+          New London
+Show Time:     Sat, Jan 30 8PM to 2AM; 
+11:00AM to 6PM Sun Jan 31
+Hanging:  From 10AM to 6PM 
+Saturday Jan. 30
+
+Artists:  Bring in one piece to 
+the El&Gee between 10AM & 6PM and
+hang it up.  All artists are requested 
+to leave their work hanging until 6PM 
+Sunday.  Registration is regretfully 
+necessary.
+
+Other Events:
+
+Live Nude Art
+A life drawing class for Artists
+Fri Jan 29, El&Gee Club, 3rd Floor; 
+Critical Neon Studios
+$5.00 donation
+pre-registration is requested,  
+Contact Terry (Davo) Davis 447-1804
+
+...
+   (cut for space limits. full
+updated press release next week.)
+             #
+
+     alt.urban.legends
+   Do you know you can still leave a 
+McDonalds (probably any one in the world)
+and hear someone arguing whether the 
+woman who coffee-sued so many years ago
+suffered 3rd degree or 1st deg?
+   Return 3 or 4 days later and someone's
+likely debatanauseum whether it was her
+thigh or her groin - whether it was a
+$1M or 2.
+   It's like you never left...
+
+ S T U P I D   F A S T   F O O D   T R I C K S
+     by marco
+   I learned another one 2-day. Order a side
+of jalapenos at Taco Bell's drive-thru and
+2 7-layer burritos hold the sour cream. You
+can alter that to taste, by the way. Go to
+McD's inside lobby and order a large fries.
+Pour yourself some ketchup and after you've
+sprinkled the peppers all over your burritos
+mix the ketchups into the juice from your
+jalapenos.
+   Eat as mindfully as you can in a fast food
+foyer; if you pay really close attention you
+can taste food.
+   Be fairly discrete - this may be against the
+law. Leave while people are still looking at
+you strangely, but well before someone tells 
+you you're not allowed.
+   Replicated 5 times, 3 at the same place,
+the other two scattered.
+   Be careful of a few things.
+   1) People using those little paper ketchup
+wrinkle-cups get quite jealous of your big 
+clear plastic jalapenos-2-go container.
+   2) Many will try and read your Taco Bell
+bag. It's from "that other place out there."
+   3) McDonalds is the US' most popular place
+to take small children and tell them Mommy and
+Daddy are breaking up.
+   Do not, under any circumstances allow a 
+parental unit to use YOUR presence as a
+metaphor for their familial dissolution.
+   "you see," they say, "it's like I prefer
+Mickey D's and your mother likes Taco Hell.
+See? He's more like you, and your brother;
+he likes both. But McD's and TB both love
+him! We both love you..."
+   Neither McD's nor TB like you. They'd
+just as soon strike your 1st thru 3rd born
+dead jus' so long as your next 7.5 children
+crave beef.
+   Suggestion: Punch that parent square in
+the face til the nose bloodies, at once
+with no thought and no words.
+   Me? I'm in a non-violence vow so I must
+find alternative methods.
+   4) run, unless you think you were able
+to be discrete about #3 also.
+         =)
+
+    ...let s/he who is without sin...
+       It's official. At least deemed
+credible by Wash Post, AP et al.
+   Larry Flynt's going to "out" 
+between 2 and 12 more Washington 
+brassies. At least one of them will
+be a woman. I bait with awaited buffalo
+breath.
+
+   May I scathe a bit? 
+   If scores of former FBI and CIA are now
+hired by Larry Flynt to hustle dirt on 
+politicos; if Ralph McGehee, Phil Agee,
+& John Stockwell quit to further peace
+instead of war, if Jack Ryan can quit
+rather than continue with COINTELPRO
+crap, how the hell does anyone within
+Edwin Moose's war-on-humans campaign
+expect to command ANY loyalty from them
+that linger?
+   Sorry fence sitters, sorry complacent
+workerbees, sorry illusioned ones but:
+   WHAT IF OLIVER NORTH, EDWIN MEESE, 
+JOHN HULL, GEORGE BUSH AND TIPPER GORE
+HELD A WAR AND EACH OF US SAID "F*&K
+YOU" ON OUR WAY OUT THE DOOR?
+   Prediction: Expect a few more attacks
+on "derechas humanas." Personal rights,
+individual freedoms - all that, before 
+the dumb shake off their bloody faces,
+lift their gloves and dance "to the eye
+of the tiger."
+   I give it 'til November. That may be
+conservative.
+   The republic is in deep doo doo.
+Holding on by mercurized cotton thread.
+   -moliere-
+
+
+   ATI, an opinion page with a pulse.
+
+     #
+    # #
+     #
+
+S E N A T O R S   O F   T H E  W O R L D ;
+ U N T I E ! ! !
+Gentlemen, Steal Your Pens.
+
+PAPERMAKER RECALLS REAMS OF ROLLS
+<PAWN> - Washington - Wisconsin Tissue has asked
+for all its toilet paper back from the Senate
+Chambers.
+   "They were dunked in the wrong dipper,"
+said Humora Bania, International Paper 
+spokesperson. She said the rolls of 
+Senatorial TP had been mistakenly dunked 
+in liquid Viagra (tm) instead of an 
+Olestra (tm) perfume, as per US Senate
+Request Forms DD2369, and Form DD2.
+   Harry H. Happy stumbled upon the 
+problem according to his boss at the
+Senatorial Janitorial temp agency.
+Happy was taking a quick break while
+cleaning all the bathrooms in the 
+Senate Chambers, both public and 
+private. He'd thought nothing of it
+when each piece of perforated paper
+bore the type-error "The Quicker
+Pecker Upper," watermark.
+   But shortly after wiping with the
+Senatorial sanctioned papers, he found
+himself feeling great, energetic, almost
+too vibrant. He also had an unquenchable
+urge to help clean all the womens rooms,
+which was out of his jurisdiction and 
+not in his job description.
+   "Oh, a whole different temp agency,"
+said his boss, Saji Jamumora, "a different
+ethnic group and a whole other class. Why,
+they're women too," he said, in utter 
+surprise.
+   Jamumora said Harry H. Happy was then
+given the nickname "Horns," but he's no
+longer allowed to handle paper products
+or his trombone while on duty unless he's
+wearing powdered rubber gloves. IP told 
+Wisconsin Tissue to recall all their
+paper products from that delivery so for
+the interim, Senators and their interns
+will be given per diem to use surrounding
+7-11's and Starbucks cafes for all their
+daily needs until this matter is cleaned
+up.
+   Senators who haven't gotten word yet
+are asked to throw out any tissues that
+slipped past the recall immediately.
+   The first day of President Clinton's 
+trial is expected to be very hard.
+
+http://homestead.dejanews.com/organize/links.html
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+
+      Notice:
+
+  We regret to inform you that after careful
+ consideration, we have decided you are not
+the type of reader ATI is looking for. If at
+ any time the need should arise for a reader
+  such as yourself, we will contact you.
+   Until that time, we ask that you put the
+    paper down.
+     Thank you.
+      Management.
+       (Idea Stolen 
+        from Onion 
+         NewsPeople)
+
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+From Anarchist Wire Services
+ - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
+Montana - (AWN) Unabomber did more than bomb.
+Anarchist Unabomber Thed Katzensakis may have
+throttled and flogged a monor, said his friend
+Christopher Robbins in his new book, 
+"UNABOMB: The Violent Ways of Walter Mitty.
+   The book goes on to say his violence comes
+from love compassion and community more than
+fear and anger.
+ 
+(YAWN) Yeltwirtipus AnarchoWorld News
+FBI report says violent crime down 5%
+but theft of bananas, furbie dolls and
+carrots up 35% for fiscal '98 
+  "The violence is like the DOW," said
+operative Getem Du-Em, "whereas theft of
+petty things more closely resembles the
+NASDAQ."
+
+ATI - Automatic Teller I-ching
+
+
+PEN RECALL
+----
+ AP    JANESVILLE, WI- The Parker Vector pens 
+----  used by US Senators to pledge impartial 
+justice in the impeachment trial of President 
+Clinton had a misprint. 
+   Instead of "United States Senator," the writing
+on the pens said "Untied States Senator," the
+manufacturer confirmed monday.
+   "The Senate is like any good customer of ours, 
+and we will reprint the order and make things
+right," said Michele Szynal, a spokeswoman for The 
+Gillette Co.'s Stationery Products Group in 
+Janesville.
+        #
+
+.p.a.r.p.o.t.m./.w./.y.
+prime anarchist reverse prediction of the 
+month/week/year
+
+   .If Clinton's request for 
+   .100,000 MORE police
+   .comes up for a vote 
+   .in the Senate with any
+   .notice MAI will pass 
+   .2 days before it.
+
+DREAM DICTIONARY
+<C><V><M> - If you wake up from your 4th
+dream in a row about someone grabbing you
+by the testicles and saying "vaca, vaca"
+and your mouth is really dry and your 
+foot itches and the last thing you remember
+doing was cottage cheese, coffee and 
+computers 
+   you must:
+   1. call the American Dairymans Ass. and
+say sorry.
+   2. Milk a cow or goat or yak and give
+the formula to a buck-toothed veal-house
+adoptee, or 
+   3. plant 7 ceiba-trees in the rainforest
+preferable Honduras, Nicaragua or coastal
+Chiapas.
+   Vegans must 
+   4. email 4 or more people reminding them
+to turn off lights and appliances they don't
+need.
+   If you don't have a computer
+   5. Go to mass, church or temple and say 
+sorry to Guadalupe, God or Grocery-Mama.
+   Atheists must pick any two of 1-3.
+
+   
+   .5 out  of 4  polemics . 
+   .surveyed recommend ATI.
+   . for  patience  with  .
+   .  whom  spam   them.  .
+
+
+Marco's REmax Realty guide to the USA.
+Who's not here yet. Quien falto?
+Hay banos a izquierda; bathrooms over
+there.
+   Oh, we have new everything.  
+New England, New Mexico, New postage
+stamps, new churches, new music, new 
+math, new gangs, the new army and of
+course new nazis.
+   Same war, diff day.
+
+Split infinitives R there 4 your 
+tempermental pain and suffering.
+
+
+Song: 
+   children of the revolution
+         violent femmes
+
+Journal Note: Little Girl. Tuesday.
+I think my brother has joinded a gang.
+
+Letter to Little Girl's mother from 
+brother. 
+Dear Mom, Basic training here at Fort
+Jackson rots. I wanna come home...
+   
+
+We end with someone elses poetry,
+4 after all is sediment and dung,
+all we gots: pome.
+
+On that glad night 
+In secret, for no one saw me,
+Nor did I look at anything,
+With no other light or guide
+Than the one that burned in my heart;
+
+This guided me
+More surely than the light of noon
+To where he waited for me 
+-him I knew so well-
+In a place where no one appeared.
+
+                  -30-
+Loathe us? Tell us.
+Like us? Tell phrendz...
+ati@etext.org
+
+
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+...and not a single thing about
+Clinton. Oops...
+
+"Packed with Pleasure-Crystals,
+Activist Times
+Really Satisfies."
+
+THIS UNIT NOT LABELED 4 SALE.
+
+   A     TTTTT   IIIII
+  A A   T  T  T    I
+ A   A     T       I
+ AAA1A    6T      3I
+ A   A     T       I
+AA   A     T     IIIII
+
+iss. 163. 9901221555
+
+Contains tocopherols for 
+freshness.
+
+Hello. I'm prime anarchist and
+I really hope you like ATI,
+Activist Topol, InDentured so
+much you FORWARD all or parts
+to all or parts of your friends.
+=)
+
+"I'd get the special," she says
+leaning over my table and smiles.
+  I don't know about you but I'd
+listen to your waitress. She 
+rocks your world.
+
+AVISO -
+  On a snowy day you can smell
+Proctor&Gamble.
+  Thought it was just rainy
+daze. Jogging down the street
+I smell what I swear must be
+the Tide aisle of any super
+mercado.
+  Methinks I prefer the Pfizer
+smell to "eau de PG." But then
+I can only vouch for a pre-
+fastrac, pre- viagra, pre- barb-
+wire-&-armed-guards pfizohex.
+  They're prob'ly making things
+far worse now than Puffs, Pringles
+OR Olestra, eh?
+  OK.
+  Puffs and Pringles...
+  Wait 'til MAI passes.
+  
+    Jaguar argues Buzzard out of
+    his road-kill granola bar.
+
+#'S 
+http://www.diarrhea.com
+http://www.abbiemovie.com
+http://www.walmartsucks.com
+http://www.dirtmagazine.com
+http://www.aaa.com.au/webaholics.new
+http://www.sunhawk.com
+http://baez.woz.org
+http://www.swaves.com
+http://olga.zig.co.za
+http://homestead.dejanews.com/organize/links.html
+http://www.freespeech.org/harmonic/home.htm
+http://www.goldgoastdigital.com/gonzo/banff.htm
+
+
+GUITAR ANARCHY TIP #3
+Publish book:
+  "J.S. BACH For The Complete Idiot,"
+"BACH FOR DUMMIES," or if not 
+literate, you can record the Bach
+edition of Hot Licks. Of course
+hire Marco Capelli to write the TAB. 
+& Monique Nixon for the liner notes.
+
+
+THESE ARE THE LETTERS THAT TRY TO
+GET TO US, DURING THESE - 
+THESE TRYING TIMES.
+
+Hi Marc,
+I never wrote anything about the L.A. 
+"Crack the CIA" rally for your
+webzine, but I just found a site 
+that has an article, and photos 
+of the event. It was a big rally, 
+and got almost zero press coverage. 
+It was a lot of fun, being there! 
+Hope all is well! 
+Take care,
+-- Bob Fuller
+http://www.parascope.com/articles/0597/drugdocs.htm
+ 
+From: AdamThinks
+Subject: Re: Hacking Furby
+LOFL!!!
+
+From: Jason Richard 
+what's the deal with the 
+bum news?  
+No bombings.
+
+Cape Town, January 17th, 1999
+Dear Editor,
+Do you want 50% of my offshore 
+profits?
+Let me introduce myself. 
+My name is John Robertson 
+and I'm the owner of the
+Offshore Profit Center Website 
+http://onlineprofit.com 
+Thousands of clients have 
+taken advantage...
+
+From: M2RAPTOR
+nope, I dont get your point, 
+not that I was here for the first 
+posting, but your points seem like 
+the last attempts of a dying man
+
+To ati@etext.org
+Good afternoon.
+Your name was passed on to me as 
+someone who may be interested in major 
+goverment conspiracies. 
+Please read this 15 second message...
+Did you know that 1999 marks the 30th 
+anniversary of the Apollo moon landing? 
+Over the last 30 years we have seen 
+tremendous technological advancement 
+in all fields of work and yet...what 
+happened to all those stories about...
+   [ed note: yeah, I know I only gave
+    them 1.5 seconds...]
+Larry.Stammer
+
+I am madly in love with ATI.  
+I wonder if we could work 
+something together.
+Leandro
+Editor in Chief - 
+http://www.capnasty.org 
+"Any trouble with your UNIX?  
+Just type 'rm -rf /&'!"
+--signature of schiefne@inf.fu-berlin.de
+
+to ati:
+Great story, let's hear 
+the Chris Elliot one.  
+bdinan
+
+PRESS RELEASE:
+Date: Thu, 14 Jan 1999 19:22:47 EST
+From: NAMMYS@aol.com
+
+This year's show is scheduled for 
+June 19th at Foxwoods.  We have a 
+NAMMY winners tour going out in May 
+featuring Joanne Shenandoah, R. Carlos
+Nakai Quartet, John Trudell and Walela.  
+More information will be on our
+website shortly.
+Nammys (212)
+
+
+PRESS RELEASE
+No fees, no judges, 
+no jury and no censorship
+Rules: One piece per artist.
+All size pieces accepted.  
+Site: The El & Gee Club, 
+Golden St. New London
+Show Time:  Sat Jan 30 8PM to 2AM; 
+Sun Jan 31 11:00AM to 6PM
+Hanging:  From 10AM to 6PM Saturday Jan. 30
+Artists:  Bring in one piece to the El&Gee 
+between 10AM & 6PM and hang it up. 
+All artists are requested to leave 
+their work hanging until 6PM Sunday. 
+Registration is regretfully necessary.
+Live Nude Art
+A life drawing class for Artists
+Fri Jan 29, El&Gee Club, 3rd Floor; 
+Critical Neon Studios
+$5.00 donation
+pre-registration is requested,  
+Contact Terry (Davo) Davis 447-1804
+THEATRE
+All theatre pieces will be presented 
+Sat Jan 30, 2nd Floor El&Gee Club. 
+7:30PM Starting time
+new music and MC:  Paul Brockett
+"Ode to the Damned" by Ram Subramanian
+"The Masqueraders" by Fred Vaughn
+Untitled Performance Piece by Ronna Keil
+These pieces presented by 
+The Wide and Universal Theatre
+"Heil Walt" by Mitchell Pearson
+"Counter Intelligence" by Warren Avery
+"Monica" by Beth Campbell Stemple
+"Apocalyptic Milleniumystic Armageddon 
+Blues" by Bill Bingham
+Three new works by the Second Step Players
+by S.J. Williams, Becca Atkins and 
+Cato McNichol
+Untitled New Work by Milt Angelopolous
+Untitled Humor by Steve Gaffin
+A Dramatic Presentation from his book 
+"Millstone and Me; Sex Lies and
+Radiation in Southeastern 
+Connecticut" by Michael Steinberg?
+More Info:  Ray Ellis 444-7589
+
+
+Talves, America: A World Turned
+Upside Down. (copyleft '99 by
+              mark weisenheimer)
+A man's only two
+Real choices in this 
+World are to be a
+Wife or a prostitute,
+He tries so hard
+To be other than this
+But in the end he is
+Only both.
+
+   perhaps. solamente.
+
+A woman's only two 
+Real choices are
+That of soldier or
+Father. She tries
+Likewise, so many 
+Others. Finally she 
+Is both.
+
+   cuanto. costo?
+
+A rich man tries to
+Shame everybody else
+But a poor man
+Shames us all.
+
+Try as you may,
+=m=
+
+
+GUITAR ANARCHY TIP #2
+Neatly, lightly pencil in the word
+"Flutenist" next to "clavicembalo"
+in Albert Schweitzer's J.S. Bach
+biography.
+  Your copy: 2 points.
+  Store copy: 3 pts.
+  Librarians take 5.
+  Ethnomusicologists get 0.
+  Music therapist? -5.
+What is: 
+Bach was a part time luthier?
+
+ST. Dante of the Orphanage TB Ward.
+
+
+   SS   W   W   EEE  EEE  TTTTT   '  N   N
+|-S--S--W---W---E----E------T----''--NN--N---------------|
+|--S----W---W---E----E------T----''--N-N-N---------------|
+|---S---W---W---EEE--EEE----T---'----N--NN---------------|
+|---SS--W-W-W---E----E------T--------N--NN---------------|
+|-S--S--WW-WW---E----E------T--------N---N---------------|
+|--SS---W---W---EEE--EEE----T--------N---N---------------|
+                                              OO  W    W
+                                           L O  O W W W
+                                           L O  O WW W
+                                           L  OO  W   
+                                           LLL
+U$UFRUCT MU$IC
+a list by marc frucht
+
+  I've tried intros for this.
+Prologues, prefaces and preambles
+all phailed.
+  I then realized that art such
+as this needs nothing.
+  Hell, it didn't even need a
+title; but there you have it.
+My best. And thAnk yOUs shOUts &
+grEEts to the people.
+
+Imagine                    
+John Lennon             nike
+Search & Destroy
+Iggy Pop, Stooges       nike
+I Feel Good
+James Brown             pepsi
+Teach Your Children
+CSN (&Y?)               hanes
+Hey There Lonely Girl
+EDDIE HOLMAN            toyota camry
+War
+EDWIN STARR             michelin
+Sweet Home Alabama,
+LYNYRD SKYNARD
+Georgia On My Mind,
+RAY CHARLES             fedex
+Chances Are
+JOHNNY MATHIS           taco bell 
+Just The Two Of Us
+GROVER WASHINGTON, JR
+WITH Bill Withers       burger king 
+Groovin'		
+YOUNG Rascals           tostitos
+Who's That Lady
+(Beautiful Lady)?
+??                      salon selectives 
+Movin' On Up (To
+The East Side)
+THEME FROM "THE
+JEFFERSONS" TV SHOW     burger king 
+Hendrix                 some car company 
+Getting Better
+Beatles                 philips electronics
+[USES REMAKE BY BAND
+CALLED "GOMEZ"] 
+Loving You
+Minnie Riperton         pillsbury/burger king 
+Start Me Up
+Rolling Stones          mICROSOFT, pepsi
+BROWN SUGAR
+Stones                  pepsi, kaluha
+Why Can't We Be Friends
+WAR                     nokia
+Low Rider
+WAR                     nissan 
+Paranoid
+Black Sabbath           mountain dew/
+Remade                  molsen ale
+Macho Man
+Village People          doritos
+Angel
+Massive Attack          reebok
+Bitter Sweet Symphony
+Verve                   nike
+Lust for Life
+Iggy Pop		lexus
+Instant Karma!
+John Lennon		nike
+Like A Rock
+Bob Seger		gm
+Your're Just Too 
+Good To Be True,        chevy
+I'll Take You There     chevy
+Satisfaction
+Stones                  snickers
+aint nothin like 
+the real thing
+marvin gaye             burger king
+You're All I Need
+marvin gaye             coke
+Mellow Yellow       
+Donovan                 canada dairy 
+Who's That Lady 
+(Beautiful Lady)
+???                     salon selectives
+Hoedown
+Copland                 burger king
+Take Five
+Dave Brubeck            infiniti
+409
+Beach Boys              amway
+Makin' Whoopee
+Armstrong?              toyota?
+'Superman' 
+REM                     IBM
+She's a Rainbow
+Rolling Stones          Apple
+/\/\/\
+\/\/\/
+  to help this list's evolution
+  please send additons and 
+  corrections to: 
+  lutenist@geocities.com
+
+
+HOW TO PLAY ROCK AND ROLL LIKE A PRO
+  by Eddie Van Wailin'
+=Learn Am scale
+=Move it up and down the neck 
+ depending what key you're in.
+=Make sure your triplets are so fast
+ they cannot be discerned.
+=Surround your mistakes with dissonant
+ notes followed by in-key slower
+ accented notes emphasized for 
+ resolution.
+=Join Republican party.
+=Sign contract.
+
+
+  O SOLE MIO: A Parody. 
+     by Eonardo Di Caprio
+
+Fm    Bb7  Eb             Bb7
+Oh  sole  mio     Oh sole mio
+          Fm7  Bb7        Eb
+Oh sole  mio      Oh sole mio
+   Abm                    Eb
+I don't     know the rest
+           Bb7
+So it is best
+         Fm7         Eb
+To just sing what I know oh
+
+Oh sole mio.
+
+
+We End this Epiphone of Activist 
+Times with poetry. 
+
+Genesis 0:23
+      by marco
+
+Word, word, word, word; word,
+word, word flesh. Word, word;
+word word flesh word; word
+word. Word word flesh word
+  Flash.
+  Word up, man.
+  Sexy flesh. Fresh
+Word to your mother
+Mama you sexy thang.
+Sing it girl, preach it mama.
+Let's make beautiful-
+Right on;
+read on.
+
+f..db.ck? ati@etext.org
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+Chirp Chirp
+The sun is out.     1
+The moon is full      6
+And I hear birds that   4
+Aren't usually expected 
+Until February or March...
+Is that 3 or 4 weeks early???  
+ O N   S A C R E D   G R O U N D  
+IT'S:
+        ,
+  _    ||   '
+ < \, =||= \\
+ /-||  ||  ||
+(( ||  ||  ||
+ \/\\  \\, \\ 
+
+Anarkikal Tunes, Indonesionary. 9901310000
+
+OPEN LETTER TO ALANIS MORRISSETTE
+Keep our ex-bedroom
+Out of your literature.
+Marcus
+
+   <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
+
+FROM THE PUB...
+There's something I 
+   R E A L L Y
+like about Chumbawamba.
+I don't know what it is yet...
+http://www.webpost.net/tu/turtlesbook/busking.html
+
+Hola, How's your week?
+Mine's fine. Pretty fly for 
+a work week.
+I guess if I had to pick a theme
+for this issue. It's been muzik.
+So enjoy it or else.
+
+30January: wow. Comin' up on 'a last day a
+the 1st month a the las' year a the nex
+millenium. Don' 4-get: we're the 1st, 3rd
+or 4th world also, dependin' who's countin'
+
+OPEN LETTER TO JERRY FALWELL
+Dear Farwell,
+   You gotta serve somebody.
+   Christalmighty, Jerry. 
+Make up your F-ing mind. You've been 
+"both" for too long Jerry, you 
+bastard son of a pig-vomit jew bashing
+false prophet nazi screw-head.
+   Stop inviting me to tribulation!
+You'll have to go it alone. Fat, dumb 
+and alone. We have met Mathew Shepherd's 
+killer perhaps. I guess most of us were 
+just looking in the wrong pulpit.
+Pissed at you,
+marco
+
+----(---)----
+
+It's been 100 weeks since 
+Prime came "above ground."
+Time for reflection? Nah.
+
+  "It's on me today," she says.
+  There's places in town that won't let 
+you pay for your coffee. The wages of 
+death in Chiapas must have come down low
+this year; for java to be so do-able.
+   Was there a harvest afterall?
+   Can you say weird weather??
+   And Nicolai Tesla drinks a Jolt Cola
+(mt) as lightning strikes his coffin for
+the 596th time this year!
+
+TV SCOOP - NBC will air "The 60's" Feb 12.
+
+MOVIE SCOOPS - Same day (feb 12) Sarah 
+Michelle Geller is a magical chef. Her
+mystical "recipes" snare a power yuppie
+guy played by Sean Patrick Flanery.
+He suspects her of being a witch. or at
+least a democrat.
+
+Oh yeah. FOX.
+Oh yeah. Movie's called "SIMPLY IRRESISTABLE"
+
+April 9 - ibid. (fox) Drew Barrymore, one
+of 3 producers, brings us "NEVER BEEN KISSED."
+Drew's a copyeditor at the Chicago SunTimes
+who yearns
+    
+     to become a reporter. She gets an ass
+
+ignment but it turns out to be the "one from 
+hell." 
+   She must go undercover at a local high school
+to report on today's teenagers. 25 years old,
+she falls in love with a school-teen.
+           [they don't tell us boy 
+            or girl. your call.-ed]
+uh oh.
+
+Prime Audi...
+
+   <><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>
+
+
+Numbas, Rhumbas and Tumbas:
+http://www.capecodonline.com/cctimes/edits/seang.htm
+http://www.angelfire.com/on/GEAR2000
+http://www.thehumanbean.com
+http://planet-peace.org/trudell
+http://members.tripod.com/~goforth/socialjustice.html
+http://www.igc.org/epic
+http://www.cco.org
+http://members.aol.com/noreroute/Highway_55_occupation.html
+http://www.columbia.edu/~carson/JohnDoe
+http://marco.franklins.net
+http://www.secola.com
+http://micasa.yupi.com/Elenarubio
+http://www.imunotex.com/tobacco
+http://www.soundofamerica.com
+http://www.recordresearch.com
+http://www.webactive.com/webactive/pacifica/demnow/dn981012.html
+http://www.csalunch.org
+http://www.berkshire.net/~ifas/activist/index
+http://theory.lcs/mit.edu/~mernst/media/#time-sensitive
+http://www.votelink.com
+http://www.billmiller.net
+http://www.ecst.csuchico.edu/~sheridan.media.html
+http://www.cais.com/makulow/vlj.html
+
+"In my opinion, the majority of college 
+students have really bad taste in music."
+   -- Sheri Soquet
+     'Zineright. Madison, WI.
+
+OUR READERS SEND US LETTUCE:
+
+Hello
+I found some of your work on the web 
+and wanted to invite you to visit
+our literary journal -  
+A Writer's Choice. 
+Please feel free to submit.
+http://members.spree.com/writer/
+Thank you and Good luck,
+Leslie B
+ Editor
+
+> as one clown to another 
+> I gotta say
+> That's the best dang thang
+> I've read all day!
+JRP
+
+Cape Town, January 17th, 1999
+Dear Editor,
+Do you want 50% of my offshore profits?
+Let me introduce myself. 
+My name is John Robertson 
+and I'm the owner of...
+   [dear john. no.]
+
+HI. I APOLOGIZE FOR THIS INTRUSION ,    
+BUT YOU MAY THANK ME FOR THIS .
+COULD YOU USE AN EXTRA $25,000  
+NEXT MONTH?
+    [not if it's in all caps.
+     SPAM quieter please.]
+
+Marc, Thanks for your help. I will 
+check it out and see what I can find.
+I was able to locate an e-mail address 
+for the person in charge of this...
+Not ____, but __________.  Your info
+will be helpful for keeping up on what 
+others are doing.  This year could be 
+very interesting all around. 
+Peace to you       
+Willow (416)
+
+ ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
+(235 weekdays 'til the year 2000)
+ ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
+
+to: ati@etext.org
+Hi, I just got around to reading 
+my guestbook, and you posted 
+something in there about Pepe's Pizza 
+or something.  
+If I've thoroughly confused you, I'm 
+the editor/jackass of PISS (stupid 
+fucking name, stupid fucking text files, 
+that's my motto), and I followed your 
+link to ATI, which I thoroughly enjoy.  
+defen
+http://thor.prohosting.com/~defen
+Do unto others before they do unto you.
+----------------------------
+
+if i dared to pie amy from 
+the indigo girls...rachel 
+(my daughter) would have had 
+my head on a platter....
+ARON KAY
+...http://www.pieman.org 
+...http://www.calyx.net/~pieman          
+IGNORANCE IS THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES
+
+to: ati@etext.org
+lol
+well, 2cool.usuck.com is the same page,  
+usuck.com is a link forwarding (not sure 
+if thats the right word) company. 
+2cool.usuck.com is easier to
+remember than members.xoom.com/rapidwien
+anyway thanx for the comments :)
+I just updated my page a little, 
+so cu again soon :)
+Michi
+
+Marco:
+I missed the beginning, but I take it 
+you're cataloguing the commercial 
+exploitation of anti-establishment rock?
+In that case, I nearly barfed when I heard 
+Jimi Hendrix fabulous electric star 
+spangled banner wafting from the living 
+room and bolted in -- only to discover 
+they were selling US Treasury notes.
+Talk about a headwrench! Waugh! 
+They're stealing the 60s from me!
+Beau
+
+ ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
+ Please Be Careful, The Beverage
+ You are about to Enjoy Is Hot!
+ ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
+
+MEXICO CITY. ['fone interview conducted
+3jan99       in cyberspangish by marco]
+Q. Where did you learn to put chili
+   pepper powder inside a prisoner's
+   hood so their eyes would sting
+   while you beat and interrogate?
+A. I was at the SOA in Columbus, GA
+   In 1997.
+Q. Was this ever done to you to show
+   you how it's done?
+A. Y
+Q. In class or on the street?
+A. Y
+Q. In the School?
+A. Y
+Q. Who taught you that?
+A. Cannot say.
+ 
+MUSICAL MASTURB
+a POME by MARCO
+The hair, 
+the cigarette
+and the stratocaster.
+How many ways can he play
+the Em scale in 
+those two 
+positions?
+
+-D.D.-
+ALWAYS REMEMBER: A PAIR OF D'S 
+ALWAYS BEATS A ROYAL FLUSH.
+What Song Is This
+(c) 1599 Mark Y2K Bachenheimer
+Ded. Harry Fox, Corp
+
+     Em                D      D#dim
+What song is this that goes untabbed
+    Em           F#7   B
+yet plays on the radio constantly.
+     Em                      D     D#dim
+I've heard it on seven stations so far
+    Em      Am        Em  Am Em
+and wish to master it perfectly.
+
+G              D      D#dim
+This, this, is olga.net
+      Em      Am          F#7  B7    
+where you can find mostly anything
+G                   D          D#dim
+This, this is where you should look 
+        Em          B7         Em-Am-Am-Em (*)
+Or else ask here in alt.guitar.tab
+----<>----
+*I like to put a bright E, 
+or sometimes G & C here.
+
+
+( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
+  ...by the year 2000 you'll 
+   be another year older...
+( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
+
+And in other parody newz...
+
+To the Tune of Twilight Time by 4 middle 
+aged lightly complected men.
+
+G                                B+
+Unleavened bread is just as tasty
+             B7
+At ten of nine.
+Em   
+Don't let 'em kiss your lips too hasty
+G7
+Before it's time.
+C           Cm    
+When purple raisin nutbread
+G                       E9
+Tastes just like the clay
+  A9  
+I hear you
+           A7            Am7  D7
+We need a drink of wine.
+
+
+G                                   B+
+Deep dish pizza with garlic splendor 
+             B7
+Is so much fun
+Em
+Finger food has that sweet surrender
+G7
+Look what you've done
+C           Cm
+I count the boring meals
+G                     E9
+Til you cook with me
+   A9
+Together
+     D7                   G
+At last at ten of nine.
+
+
+B           B7
+Here in the oven baking clay
+    Em              Cdim      Em  Cdim  Em
+We keep our art so seperate from our food.
+A7         
+Here! In a hurry; microwave
+   D7   
+I give you latitude
+C        G  Bbm  D7
+'Cause I'm your dude.
+
+
+G
+Deep in the dark your food will thrill me
+B+               B7
+Like old port cheese
+Em
+Lighting the spark of love that fills me
+G7
+Tobasco please.
+C          Cm
+Each day I pray for evening
+G                     E9
+Just to cook with you.
+       A9
+Please tell me
+    D7              G
+It isn't just the wine.
+
+-=-=-=-
+
+and do you prefer Coke or TAB?
+
+e-------------------------
+b-------------------------
+g------------------------- :// (repeat once)
+d-4-----2-2(5 more times)
+a-2-4-4-0-0(5 more times)
+e---2-4-------------------
+
+
+--------------------------
+--------------------------
+-------------------------- :// :// ://  
+--6-----4-4-3-4--4-4-3-4-- (repeat whole thing          
+--4-6-6-2-2-1-2--2-2-1-2-- ad nauseum)
+----4-4-------------------
+
+ First one to guess it gets a 
+crunchy eskimo pie.
+ I'll send it via matter modem.
+At 28.8 allow 4-6 weeks for 
+delivery. Some settling may occur.
+Void where prohibited by claw,
+Operators are standing by,
+To take you to the mall...
+
+  -=-=-=-
+
+FOR RELEASE "INMEDIATELY"
+A Dineh delegation just traveled to 
+Los Angeles for a House of Blues 
+MLK, Jr. Benefit Concert on Sunday, 
+January 17th to honor the Dineh.
+The delegation consisted of  
+Roberta Blackgoat, Pauline Whitesinger, 
+Glenna Begay, Caroline Tohannie, 
+Rena Babbitt Lane, John Lane, 
+John Benally, Leonard Benally, 
+Tom Bedonie, Carlos Begay, 
+Lenora Hathalie, and others.  
+
+John Trudell, Jackson Browne,
+Indigenous, Medusa, Mauro Olivera,
+Floyd Westerman and others performed.  
+It was at the House of Blues in Los
+Angeles in the presence of over 
+1,000 people that Roberta Blackgoat 
+received a Martin Luther King Jr. 
+Human Rights award 'I Have a Dream' 
+on behalf of Sovereign Dineh Nation.  
+Liberato Bautista, Assistant General 
+Secretary of the General Board of 
+Church and Society of the United 
+Methodist Church was in LA at the 
+time and spoke, announcing that 
+he will be joining the Dineh 
+delegation in Geneva.  
+
+In LA, we did two radio programs and 
+a demonstration at Southern California
+Edison.  The electricity used to light 
+up LA comes from the Mohave Generating
+Station-currently under suit by the 
+Grand Canyon Trust and Sierra Club-
+supplied with coal from Peabody Coal 
+Company's Black Mesa mine.  
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/kokopeli.html
+
+GUITAR ANARCHY TIP #4
+   GrrlaGitGrrl sent this in.
+Pick a restaurant.
+Show up.
+Play 1 hour. 
+Smile a lot.
+Act like you already have permission.
+Pack up, walk in kitchen, ask for the 
+sandwich you're supposed to get.
+Leave with smile on face, full tummy
+and satisfied Karma in soul.
+Glow 'til next time.
+GGG (011 34 3)
+   [nice. easier said than done
+    here, but I'm gonna try -ed]
+
+  -(0)-
+
+NEWZ FROM THE NORTHCOAST. UNDER 
+JESSE NO-BRAINER VENTURA'S NOSE: 
+Or At Least On His Watch Now.
+Marc,
+You can use what I said about the drum. 
+But it's relevant to get it all in 
+there, the sweat lodge was taken down. 
+The sacred fire was put out with a 
+fire extinguisher. Tipis were torn 
+apart because they don't know how 
+to takedown a lodge. Lodge poles snapped, 
+I think some were burned. This non-
+violent encampment was set up to 
+prevent the breaking of several
+federal laws. To prevent a park from 
+being cut in half, all to save
+motorists 3 minutes to the Mall Of Amerika.
+This road is way illegal, but it was 
+tied to light-rail, so it must be good, 
+right? We're all for light rail but 
+wouldn't it make  more sense just to 
+put the light rail in and see what 
+happens, see if people get out 
+of their cars?
+Well, I could go on for hours, it has 
+been what my life is about for the
+past  5 months.
+Here's the url, just in case:
+      [see #'s run]
+Start raising hell in Green Bay, Marc
+we need all the help we can get. 
+Some of the people at camp are 
+going down to Big Mountain in 
+the next couple of days and months 
+to help out there too. Personally 
+I want to go out to Yellowstone 
+to protect Buffalo, but I must 
+stay to see this through.
+The American Indian Movement 
+and Earth First! are still 
+standing strong as brothers and 
+sisters, it's a beautiful thing to see.
+In Struggle,
+Robert (redbeard)
+
+-----------------------
+primeanarchistworldnewz
+-----------------------
+MOOSE POOP SOUP: Big Wet Hit Or Flop?
+<PAWN> - Duluth. Yeah. You heard right.
+   Moose Poop Soup.
+   Culinary artist, sculptor and cafe
+owner Mai Young Blz says she's starting
+what's sure to be the biggest fad since
+The Beatles and the Hansens invented Ed
+Sullivan.
+   "Sure, there's stone soup," said Blz
+"I've had it, it's great. And birdsnest,
+and there's moose poop jewelry sells so
+well around Montana and Colorado."
+   She claims people have cooked with 
+gems and even brass rings for thousands
+of years and no one's gotten sick.
+   Why there's even a bartender in Gnome,
+AK who uses old frostbitten fingers to
+replace the olives in martinis.
+   Our chef says popular, but "yuk."
+   "I'd eat petrified moosepoop in a heart
+beat," she said, "before drinking something
+near a frostbitten finger."
+   "The poop's been clean for years. You
+never know WHERE that finger's been!"
+
+  
+     "ha!! I Kill me!!"
+   --Alf
+
+And now our usual poetical
+hermetically sealed, onionpeeled,
+crying, lying, spit in the 'toon
+car-drivin' go speed racer go
+get 'em let 'em bet 'em wet
+noodle, strudel and attitudinal
+dry dream of an ending.
+
+Because here at ATI, we always
+go out with a POEM.
+
+RC
+FREEDOM...
+To Choose the best-tasting
+Cola. That's what Royal
+Clown has stood for ever
+Since it was first created in
+Columbus, Georgia back in
+1905. The freedom to decide
+Who you are and what you 
+think. There's nothing more
+American than that.
+So, be free.
+Think RC.
+
+
+ ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
+please don't feedback the writers
+ ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ( ) ) ) ) ) ) ) )
+             
+           - ati@etext.org -
+
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+ "Obviously you are not someone 
+    who is interested in such 
+  intangibles as demographics or 
+    anything as complicated 
+      as market research."
+      --Sir Cygnus of (860)
+
+
+165.            8feb99       
+        ,
+  _    ||   '     happy
+ < \, =||= \\      fullmoon
+ /-||  ||  ||       we've 
+(( ||  ||  ||        waited 
+ \/\\  \\, \\         so
+                       long   4!
+
+ MAY CONTAIN PEANUTS
+
+ Brook is either broke or breaking up
+ with Andre; the only good thing about
+ Donny and Marie are their ears; and
+ suddenly Susan is on everybodys' 
+ tongues.
+   Why, why, why!
+ Greetings fellow above average people -
+ you too in the cheaper seats, it's ATI,
+ Activist Television Interview, issue 165.
+   Wow.
+
+ATI is brought to you by MaShuGa Cookies,
+Baked With Organic Flour.
+"Cookies so good it'll make you crazy!"
+   Mashuga Nuts, Inc.
+   San Rafael, CA 94903
+What...You were expecting Brooklyn?
+
+           ||||||||
+           | ^  ^ |
+          (| *  * |)
+-----oOOo---(____)---oOOo------
+http://www.zip.com.au/~dm
+http://www.columbia.edu/~carson/JohnDoe
+http://www.nativeamericanmusic.com
+http://www.foodnotbombs.org
+http://fly.to/zine-express
+http://baez.woz.org
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ati130.html
+http://www.thebird.org
+http://www.olga.net
+http://www.dogeatdogfilms.com
+http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/frucht.html
+http://www.rukind.com
+elvis.out.trw.com
+
+AND NOW A WORD FROM THE ATI PUBLISHER
+
+Ugh!
+  
+  OK, that was two words, sorry. All Right.
+I turn this column over to my close friend
+Cygnus (860) who has a few good words for you
+all:
+
+Dear Sirs,
+Do you ever get replies to your bulk 
+emailing that could be considered emotionally 
+damaging? If so I have written a program 
+that filters out phrases such as "Spam Spewing 
+Simpletons" or "Leave me alone you Bastards"
+from incoming emails, leaving you undisturbed 
+with the untold countless millions that await 
+you in your new found effort to get rich without 
+ever really producing a product or indeed a 
+service that is worth anything.
+   I have even made the filter's sensitivity 
+level adjustable so that you can set the 
+automatic deletion function to activate at 
+the familiar phrase "Fuck You" at minimum 
+to "I didn't request any of this information", 
+or "Unsubscribe" at maximum.
+   Obviously you are not someone who is 
+interested in such intangibles as demographics 
+or anything as complicated as market research. 
+You believe that everyone should be interested 
+in your new found way of buying houses using 
+only used popsicle sticks and husks of Spanish 
+onions. I applaud you for your deep under
+standing of human nature that everyone wants 
+to know these things and will send you $19.95 
+to reward you for your philanthropic endeavors. 
+And there is no reason why you should have to 
+put up with the few ingrates that wish to 
+vocalize their misguided frustration by sending
+negatively charged email to you , directly 
+interfering with your ability to enjoy making 
+the untold millions that await you.
+   My simple program SCUMRID costs a mere 
+$35.00, takes up a mere 50k of disk space, 
+and takes seconds to install and works FAST. 
+Some even say its over efficient, increasing 
+system performance in areas they didn't expect. 
+Many companies insist that after using my 
+program they found they had increased the 
+amount of free hard drive space to a level 
+they had enjoyed before they installed their 
+bulk emailing program and in some case their 
+ENTIRE OPERATING SYSTEM!!!
+
+Please send all enquiries to: 
+   Cygnus@downcity.net
+
+
+/\
+\/
+
+
+WE GET A COUPLE LETTUCE 1'S IN A WILEY
+
+To Yous Guys:
+  Just a thought I want you to roll
+  around your noggins while you work
+  on your next publication.
+  100 Soothsayers of National 
+  Doom: All of them.
+Haiku Mike (212)
+
+
+           Dear Sir/Madam
+
+  As an user of the Microsoft Internet 
+  Explorer, Microsoft Corporation provides
+  you with this upgrade for your web 
+  browser. 
+  It will fix some bugs found in your 
+  Internet Explorer. To install the 
+  upgrade, please save the attached 
+  file (ie0199.exe) in some folder 
+  and run it.
+    For more information, please 
+  visit our web site at 
+  http://www.microsoft.com/ie/
+        [ummm. didn't u dorks INVENT
+         the spellchecker???]
+
+-------------------
+ATI.   your fAvoriTe mIstake
+-----------------------
+
+to ati@etext.org:
+
+UNIVERSITY DEGREE PROGRAMS
+Increase your personal prestige and money 
+earning power through an advanced 
+university degree. 
+Eminent, non-accredited universities will 
+award you a degree for only $200. 
+Degree granted based on your present 
+ability to send $200.  No further 
+effort necessary on your part.
+Just a short phone call is all that is 
+required for a BA, MA, MBA, or PhD 
+diploma diluting the field of your 
+choice. 
+For details, call 602-230-4252
+     [ed note: thanks for sending these.
+      I liked the 687th one the best. 
+      It was much more witty than all the
+      others, especially the 127th...]
+
+[our favorite letter to the editor this
+ week came in the form of a great poem]
+     it's from erin, aka: tjmax
+
+he ar two they are
+every ware they are
+gno where what when
+how we s(t)ay sane in
+format (i) on.  
+thanks
+
+aer in
+
+  ---
+  ATI - The Web Offset Press
+  ---   That's  N O T  a HOE.
+
+
+Hello
+I found some of your work on the web 
+and wanted to invite you to visit our
+literary journal -  A Writer's Choice. 
+Please feel free to submit your work.
+http://members.spree.com/writer/
+Thank you and Good luck,
+Leslie Blanchard
+ Editor
+A Writer's Choice Literary Journal
+ISSN: 1521-2319
+
+to: ati@etext.org
+I've just recieved a disturbing phone 
+call from a couple of long time on
+the land supporters at Big Mntn.  
+Today (Feb 2, '99) the livestock
+confiscations may have started in earnest, 
+or at the very least they are surveying 
+the areas they intend to hit soon.  
+There were aparently several confiscation 
+crews on the land around what we call 
+"Down town Big Mntn" or the area around 
+Anna Mae camp.  That's realy all i know 
+but it disturbs me enuf to send out this 
+posting.  The supporters have asked me 
+to send out a request for immeadiate 
+supporter presence on the land.  Any who 
+can get out there in the next day or two 
+are asked to do so.  This is at the 
+very least a harrasment and threat of 
+confiscation to mess with the elders heads.  
+The relocation folks are growing desperate 
+to get the last resisters off the land 
+before the UN can act.
+walk in Beauty,
+  m.g.
+
+
+           -------------------
+    ATI.   your fAvoriTe mIstake
+           -----------------------
+
+USPS ANNOUNCES "THIRD PENNY" INCREASE.
+<PAWN>-Washington, DC
+Unveiling a stamp series devoted to the
+Longplaying album (the LP) the United
+States Postal Service will be increasing
+price April 1, 1999 by 1/3 of a penny
+to make the cost of delivering a first
+class letter thirty three and one third
+cents.
+  General Inspector, Sidney Bloomingthal
+said the stamps will be really neat.
+  "Buddy Holly, Elvis, Marco Capelli,
+the Beatles, Little Eva, Harry Fox,
+Phil Spector, they're all gonna be on
+there," said Bloomingthal at a press
+conference yesterday at the Rose Garden.
+  He said each stamp will honor someone
+who's put out an album. If they don't have
+an LP, they won't be on a stamp. That got
+around regulations for only honoring dead 
+people. Each person's face will be 
+emblazoned inside an album. Artists are
+being hired from a field of poppies as
+we go to press.
+  Bloomingthal called for a 24-hour 
+moment of silent speculation as to what
+other musicians will be honored on the 
+33 1/3 cent stamp this April. Rumors are
+that Michael B. Williams, Getty "John Paul"
+Lee, and KISS will all make an appearance.
+        -30-
+
+     -------------------
+ ATI.   your fAvoriTe mIstake
+   -----------------------
+
+   "I'm praying about this [Clinton's peaches
+of important articles] and I don't mean that
+figuratively, this is a serious matter."
+
+    --Senator Byrd, Politicial, Propagandist, 
+    Perjurer, and Popular Politician Punisher.
+
+OPEN LETTER TO SOMETIME SENATOR ROBERT BYRD
+   When have you been figurative about praying??
+   I REALLY want to know this.
+   Tipping your hand, you give me need now to
+ask every human who calls the self a Christian
+how figuratively they be.
+
+   Do you swear to schpiel the truth, the ruthless
+truth, and nothing but the soothsaying sleuthtruth
+so help you fig leaf?
+
+   Spring is here, can you hear it?
+   Birds. You've been right since 5 or 6 years old.
+Don't let them beat it out of you. Or you've got 
+"uphill," getting it back the rest of your life!
+
+   While we allow our "clergy" to preach hate, 
+what are we doing to God's children all over 
+the world???
+
+
+PRESS RELEASE:
+From: NAMMYS@aol.com
+
+This year's show is scheduled for 
+June 19th at Foxwoods.  We have a 
+NAMMY winners tour going out in May 
+featuring Joanne Shenandoah, R. Carlos
+Nakai Quartet, John Trudell and Walela.  
+More information will be on our
+website shortly.
+http://www.nativeamericanmusic.com
+Nammys (212)
+
+     ***U R Tuned 2 KATI*** 
+     ***  Radius Radio. ***
+     *** 207.12.10.9 on ***
+     ***your nameserver ***
+
+Ghost-writer
+Copyright 1999 Michael Boren Williams
+All International Rights Reserved
+
+Do you recognise all the songs you hear
+Are the melodies slow to leave your ear
+Well I could say the same
+Of course I heard them first
+They came to me in dreams
+Then people stole my work
+
+I'm a ghostwriter
+Oh
+I'm a ghostwriter
+Oh
+
+Did you really believe those clowns compose
+Haven't you noticed 
+      the playback at their shows
+Well they don't want you to hear 
+              how they really sound
+And they don't want me to be 
+                      anywhere around
+
+'Cause I'm their ghostwriter
+Oh
+I'm a ghostwriter
+Oh
+
+Give a little bit of bass
+Watch the seventh and the flat
+Keep the cello where it's at
+No vibrato on the eighth
+Have the girls sing in thirds
+Have the flautists play like birds.
+
+Now they've hypnotised millions 
+                   with their licks
+Using all of the high-tech studio tricks
+And starving chaps like me
+            live in obscurity
+While so-called "super-stars"
+         fill the phoney charts
+
+I'm a ghostwriter
+Oh
+I'm a ghost-writer
+Oh
+
+Watch the level on the verse
+Catch the echo
+Change the snare
+Put some reverb back in there
+
+Try to punch in if you can
+Got to tune before you pan
+
+Load the samples in the box
+Try compressing at the gate
+Bounce the tracks
+It's getting late
+
+Find the humming in the mix
+Get the chips off of the board
+Now the decibles have soared
+
+Make it analog to DAT
+Leave the digital alone
+The union freaks are going home
+       ---  ----  ---
+http://www.williamsmusic.simplenet.com/ghostwriter.mp3
+
+
+
+Rapsong In Blue
+by Tophat Girthman (212)
+
+Cause a this sound
+I got a feelin it'll scream
+Up the charts.
+This my pseudo
+Intellectual alternative song
+About Pop Tarts.
+
+Here is a sound 
+And I think it'll work.
+20 years a music knowlege
+For this song, I just shirk.
+
+Everything sucks, everything sucks
+Everything sucks, everything
+Sucks.
+
+Even my vacuum cleaner.
+
+We'll kick your assess
+Kick your asses, kick your
+Asses.
+Cause even my bedroom is cleaner.
+
+MTV sucks, MTV sucks, MTV sucks,
+MTV
+Sucks.
+
+Even my vacuum cleaner.
+Knows my dog's meaner.
+
+
+
+   /\-----/
+  /ending/
+ /----\-/
+
+
+We end ATI 165 with a very short poem
+
+Needless Things;
+Need Less Things
+
+
+send all sendmail to:
+   ati@etext.org
+
+
+
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+Screaming at the House of Mica
+for 11 years now, it's
+
+AAAA   TTTTT  IIIII
+A  A     T      I
+AAAA     T      I
+A  A     T      I
+A  A     T    IIIII
+
+All Too Intense, issue 166!
+9902151245
+
+That's it! One more download 
+and I'll kill -9 you.
+
+It takes a village to raise an idiot.
+
+February - the month where shops who did 
+between medium and poorly close up and
+leave the mall for "somewhere else."
+Yeah, all of our malls are at half
+occupancy but the economy's looking up.
+
+A full year's observation:
+I don't think Monika eats, sleeps, talks
+or pees. All you ever see her doing is
+walking. Walking to a car, walking from
+a building. Out of a yard, into a drive
+way. Out of a door. Walking, walking.
+
+Are U ready?
+Here's some #'s 2 toss your weigh:
+
+http://www.nashvillewiundersiege.com
+http://www.nativeamericanmusic.com
+http://www.columbia.edu/~carson/JohnDoe
+http://www.abbiemovie.com
+http://www.nd.edu/~akreider/essays/thrash hell.doc
+
+Next up is letters of course:
+
+Hi,
+     Hey!
+     Lay off The Nazis .
+     Why do you pick on us?
+     We're just trying to do our own 
+"thing", making sure everybody gets
+what's good for them, and you come
+down on us like a ton of bricks .
+     It's not like we're wrong .
+     We're right .
+     In every particular .
+     Except we're "left", not "right".
+     Socialists, you know .
+     We're just National(type) Socialists.
+Ken (309)
+
+Haiku 4 U
+Jerry Falwell
+Beware false prophets
+Tribulation
+  Deep Throat (804)
+
+ -- -- --
+caveat: supporters going to JUA
+ -- -- --
+Please mention in your communications that 
+if at all possible, people going out 
+should be self contained and able to 
+take care of themselves. Many middle class 
+anglo have never experienced poverty and 
+don't realize that having to provide the 
+food and cook it for outsiders puts a burden 
+on these people. Some cannot chop wood, have 
+never seen a sheep up close and have never 
+been in a garden or dryland field. We have to 
+remember that the only way outsiders presence 
+there is if they can be of actual assistance. 
+If they go out simply as witnesses (with 
+camera, audio recorders and video maybe it
+could be suggested that they camp seperately 
+in a group or in some manner that the elders 
+don't have to take care of all of their 
+survival needs.
+Thanks for listening
+WM. (602)
+
+From: bleh@mindless.com
+> 30January: wow. Comin' up on 'a last day a
+> the 1st month a the las' year a the nex
+> millenium.
+Actually, the last year of the 
+millenium is 2000.
+  [ed: picky...]
+
+to: ati@etext.org
+Very clever. I like it. (You rascal, 
+trying to insinuate yourself onto a
+postage stamp! With your luck your 
+mug'll be right next to John Tesh 
+on the sheet.)
+anon. (617)
+
+Hello Marc,
+I'm really sorry if you received 
+something from me that wasn't 
+intended for you...from now on 
+I'm sticking with the search engines 
+and music publications. But I'll 
+have to say Mark, that was some 
+interesting reading you sent me.
+Sincerely,
+Robert (212)
+
+
+------------------
+ATI - the rag read
+round the world...
+------------------
+
+
+Hi Folks,
+Thanks to Joe Kinczel, Paula Zoller, 
+and others, great strides have been
+made towards the GPM 2000 Reunion!  
+The dates are set, a site has been
+secured, and the jicama and lentil 
+spread are ordered ;-).  We've put
+together a web page with all the 
+info and encourage *everyone* to 
+go check it out at:
+
+http://www.jps.net/baleihi/GPM2K.html
+
+You are encouraged to print it out 
+and pass the info on to all your
+unwired pals.  If you have any 
+questions or want to see something 
+else added to the page, drop me an 
+email.  
+See you all there....
+Bob Alei (614)
+
+Marco -
+Thanks for the music.
+ Rick (215)
+
+hey marco,
+thanks for the ezine,,,,
+you should always be able to find 
+milk at exclusive and 
+the concert cafe in gb...
+okey dokey!
+joshm (414)
+
+to ati@etext.org
+Our research indicates the following 
+material may be of interest to you.  
+If you prefer not to be on this mailing 
+list, please let us know.  
+You will be promptly removed.
+
+Does your "sugar" like "pepper"?
+
+Turn on the heat with your "sweetie pie" 
+with Lindita's Instant Salsa Mix - 
+Just Add Tomatoes.
+
+HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY POEM
+Tell your 'significant other' 
+how much you love him or her. 
+Spice up your relationship anew,
+with a bowl of "Lindita's 
+        Salsa" & chips "for two". 
+
+Buenos Dias,
+Lindita (011 52 617)
+
+Marco--
+Thanks!  ATI is great!  But reviewing 
+your singing endorsement list has got
+me thinking--You list REM's "Superman" 
+with IBM...  REM covered The Clique's
+Superman, so...  it's probably the same 
+ad--the guy whose post I forwarded
+seemed very specific about Lotus, so 
+maybe IBM is wrong?  Maybe there's TWO
+ads?  And is the music The Clique's 
+version (doubtful), REM's (much more
+likely) or a cheesy remake of that???  
+Thought I'd better write back; I hate
+to be involved in disseminating 
+misinformation, unless it's on purpose!
+Lenny (415)
+
+As always: ATI is 97% user driven,
+79% user approved, and .0079% user supported.
+
+
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+"Just as long as the soda cans 
+are red white and blue ones."
+   [that you dar?]
+
+AND HOW.
+GUITAR ANARCHY TIP NUMBER 5IVE
+Howard C. Runyon wrote:
+>Can anyone tell me how to communicate 
+>directly with whoever maintains
+>rec.music.classical.guitar?
+
+Nope, there ain't nobody runnin' this 
+here train, son. We're just barreling
+along blind as can be. If you want to 
+ride a train with an engineer at the
+helm you gotta go to one of them there 
+moderated lists. This here's the wild
+west, shoot 'em up, kick ass, ain't no 
+rules, damn the torpedoes full steam
+ahead, crazy ass, no holds barred, 
+rockin' rollercoster ride, psychedelic,
+transmogrifyin', Classical Guitar 
+free for all.
+
+"All of his columns are IN-SANE!!!"
+    Crazy Eddie on Prime anarchist
+
+WORLDNEWZ. East Timor Action Network Stuff:
+ETAN'S annual Lobby Days will take 
+place in Washington, DC, March 21-23 
+(Sunday-Tuesday) AND June 5-9 
+(Saturday-Wednesday)
+Anyone interested in this timely, 
+concerted effort to educate our elected
+representatives about East Timor should 
+RSVP to Lynn Fredriksson
+(etandc@igc.org; 202-544-6911) or 
+Kristin Sundell (etanfield@igc.org,
+773-878-4033). 
+Let us know when you'll be getting in, 
+whether or not you'll require
+accomodations, and if you have special 
+needs. (Transportation will be
+coordinated from New York and some 
+other areas.)
+Travel subsidies are available.
+
+
+STEVENS: IT'S NOT A CHEAP CIGAR.
+(pawn: pRImE anARcHIsT wOrLd nEwS 2NiTe)
+  First accused of picking his nose, 
+Untied States Senator Ted Stevens from 
+Alaska is now taking flak for shoving what
+appears to be a cheap cigar up his nose for
+a thrill. Some thought it was a vibrator,
+and a message to Monika Lewinski sitting
+behind Trent Lottery during the removal
+hearings of Clinton's impeachment.
+   Getting the last laugh, or at least
+trying, Stevens explained it's a turbo-
+powered, battery operated nose-hair
+plucker.
+   [ed note: WE PAY YOU ENOUGH TO DO THAT IN
+THE BATHROOM BEFORE YOU SHOW UP FOR WORK!!!]
+
+
+CONSPIRACY THEORY OF THE WEEK:
+   Two states voting completely against 
+Henry Hyde and Kenneth Starr -- CT and WI.
+
+   Two states hardest hit with influenza
+this week and weekend -- CT and WI.
+
+Doomsday/Hyde/Starr biological warfare
+terrorism conspiracy or mere coincidence?
+A cheeky-tongue Prime Anarchist says, 
+"you be the judge."
+
+
+ ***U R Tuned 2 KATI*** 
+ ***  Radius Radio. ***
+ *** 98 on your dial***
+
+
+A FONE COMPANY THAT NO ONE HATES???
+By Betty Beard
+Proudly Reprinted From:
+The Arizona Republic
+Feb. 7, 1999
+
+Nearly a dozen years ago, Emmett White would 
+drive about seven miles across the Gila River 
+Indian Reservation's desert to a Casa Blanca 
+store to make a phone call.
+   The Gila River resident couldn't afford to 
+pay US West for a phone in his rural home.
+   "It was going to cost me $30,000," 
+White said.
+   The lack of phones was more than an 
+inconvenience. During floods, residents
+became isolated because they were unable 
+to cross the Gila River to get from
+one side of the reservation to the other, 
+tribal Councilman Harry Cruye said.
+   But with persistence and a federal loan, 
+the Gila River Community 11 years ago formed 
+its own phone company, Gila River 
+Telecommunications Inc., which today offers a 
+$12-a-month phone service, cellular phones,
+business phone systems, pagers, satellite TV 
+and Internet connections. Today, the company
+serves about 1,400 Gila River families.
+   "That's a big jump, considering most 
+people didn't have phones 10 years ago.
+We're bringing the 21st century into people's 
+homes," said Belinda Nelson, the company's 
+director of human resources.
+   Today, the company stands out for being 
+able to better serve its spread-out Native 
+American market than competitors and for 
+offering advanced features in a community 
+in which half the residents still don't 
+have phones.
+   The Gila River Community was one of 
+the first Indian nations in the state to
+approach US West about buying out its system, 
+said Jim Roof, a US West spokesman. 
+The original system included a 1950s-vintage 
+switching system.
+   The community formed Gila River 
+Telecommunications Inc., or GRTI, in 1988.
+Two years later, it received a $12.4 million 
+Rural Electrification Administration loan to 
+replace US West's old system with 
+state-of-the-art equipment that today includes 
+digital switches and 117 miles of fiber-optic
+cables.
+   US West had no objections to leaving the 
+isolated rural market in some areas, Roof said.
+   "There are areas, especially in the West, 
+where a company specifically focused on small 
+communities has some significant advantages 
+that US West can't enjoy," he said.
+   In late 1997, the Gila River Community 
+bought out the other owner of Gila River 
+Telecommunications, National Telecom Cos. Inc. 
+of Oklahoma City, and became the sole owner.
+   As a company run by and for Native Americans, 
+the company can customize its services to what 
+the 620-square-mile reservation needs.
+   "We are profitable, but because we're owned 
+by the community, profits are not as important 
+as serving the community well," said Brooks 
+Roseman, general manager of GRTI.
+   It recently gave the community its first 
+comprehensive phone book with maps of the 
+reservation. Maps have not been readily 
+available before.
+   The company also installed advanced pay 
+telephones, and residents have to pay only 
+25 cents to call anyone on the reservation, 
+with no time limit.   
+   Along with serving the rural residents, 
+the telephone system at the Lone Butte 
+industrial park near south Chandler, 
+which has 43 businesses, is nearing 
+capacity.
+   The company uses a Chandler address, 
+7065 W. Allison Drive, while other homes
+or businesses have Florence, Coolidge or 
+Florence addresses.
+  There are street names, but sometimes 
+no street numbers.
+   Roseman said the company will probably 
+have to get really state-of-the-art and use 
+satellite-based global positioning systems 
+instead of addresses to identify 911 callers.
+   Ironically, the big telephone company, 
+US West, which once decided it would be too 
+expensive to serve such a wide-spread community, 
+could someday find itself competing with this 
+young company in other communities.
+   Customers who live outside the community 
+have already begun calling to see whether 
+they can become a customer. Roseman said 
+that although the company could someday 
+allow that, for now it won't.
+   "We'd like to serve the population of 
+the reservation first and do that well," 
+he said.
+
+Betty Beard can be reached at: 
+betty.beard@pni.com.
+   -30-
+
+PACKAGE FOR MR. TED KACZYNSKI. 
+  ATI's book of the week club.
+  a review, sort of.
+Here's your royalty check, Mr. Prophet. 
+Don't spend it all in one place. 
+Prime Anarchist Prediction of the Week: 
+"Truth Versus Lies" by the Unabomber, 
+published by Context Media will outsell 
+the Bible in 2001.
+(If the planet lasts that long...) 
+
+
+Poetry
+By Aaron K-
+
+10:10pm, 12:10pm, 1:10 AM, 1:40 in Newfoundland
+It's Christmas in South Bend
+and much like my vegetarian meal (special order)
+I'm wondering where my presents are.
+Maybe I should have let my bagage out of sight
+and/or accepted those gifts from the stranger
+
+nine hours in two airports
+only five (or six) in the air
+means oriented?  not even...
+christmas carols improv style on the PA
+women (more than men - but why?) 
+wearing the christmas stocking cap
+caffenate me as I fly high
+(the revolution will not go better 
+with coke - so I drink pepsi)
+and coffee
+and sit
+on my way home
+
+-Dec 24/25 30000 ft above the ground - 
+maybe in ND?-
+Aaron
+
+
+SOME PEEPS HAV BEN SERCHIN 4
+PARITY THERE HOLE LEIVS.
+
+Who'd've thought've a parody medly???
+Why Prime Anarchist of course...
+
+     Am
+I've got my spine,
+     G
+I've got my spine,
+     F
+I've got my spine,
+     G
+Has anybody seen my...
+Am                   G              F       G   F
+This one sounds just like the other ones
+Am                   G                F             G  F
+This one sounds just like the ones before this one.
+G           F
+Some simple chords,
+      G              F
+My obnoxious nasally voice.
+Am                   G              F      G  F
+This one sounds just like the other ones.
+Am           G               F         G
+Stand in the place where you wrote the last song
+Am            G                   F       G
+Maybe you can sound just like the ones on M.T.
+Am           G               F         G
+Stand in the place where you wrote the last song
+Am            G                   F
+Maybe you can sound just like the ones on
+G           B
+M!   T!     V!
+
+(play MTV theme song here, and then 
+speak: "MTV. Lava lamp of the '90's")
+
+I've tabbed the MTV theme song in dejanews 
+under "guess this song" if anyone doesn't 
+know it already.
+(B Gb A      Db Ab b)
+
+DADDY'S GOT A BRAND NEW GAME
+(PAWN) - Tulsa, OK. 
+Not happy with doing a Bob Dylan song better
+than Bob Dylan, a Willie Nelson movie better
+than Willie, and having more lucrative sweat
+glands than Clint Black, Garth Brooks has
+announced he would like to go to training camp
+this summer. He's hoping an Earth First!?! team
+might pick him up so he can play semi-pro
+activism. At the upcoming Round River Rendezvous,
+(undisclosed location of course) he will train on
+wearing a bicycle lock around his neck, climbing
+mountains, sitting on tripods, eating vegetarian
+foods - also free ranging organic meats, all 
+things he claims he was good at around the cattle
+ranch as a little boy. 
+   Brooks said he was disappointed when informed
+he will not train on spiking trees, as that is not
+an Earth First!?! sanctioned event. 
+   "Come to find out," said Pablo Tadpole, speaking
+for EF!?! "Spiking doesn't get taught there at all!
+One would have to go to US Forest Ranger training
+camp in the winter." Tadpole is Garth's new errant
+EF!?! name by the way. He will get it officially 
+after summer training in a ceremony involving 
+bumble bees, rose bushes and Johnny Cash music. 
+   "I think I will take Forest Ranger training
+either after baseball or EF!?!.
+What I've always wanted to do since I was knee
+high to a grasshopper poop was spike a tree." 
+
+
+HIDE: CLINTON A HIPPY.
+(PAWN) WASHING.
+   "That BillyBoy," Said S. Henry Hide after
+beating the pants off him on the raquetball
+court. "He's one tough sparring partner."
+Hide said he's a real free spirit kissing all
+the girls and making almost none of them cry.
+S. Henry Hide hinted at free love and hippydom
+for the next millenium.
+   "Ladies, when he promises you a rose garden,"
+said S Henry, or S Hank, but he prefers to not
+be called Henry. "You'd better watch out. You
+WILL get it. Trouble is you'll have to share him
+with his harem.
+   This was Hide's first speech in months where
+he felt he wasn't restricted by the rule of law.
+   "I think I'll grow my hair long like Johnson
+did after the war," said S Hide, removing his
+tie, he unbuttoned his shirt to his navel
+putting both thumbs up quoting Arthur Fonzarelli
+and showing off his gold Aquarius medallion.
+   "Just call me Shank," he said.
+
+
+Carissa, I Love You
+   by Prime Anarchist
+C-4 plastic explosives to ignite 200 gallons
+of napalm to burn off half a million gallons
+of tar like bunker oil in a ship that "went
+south?"
+   Wait a minute. Didn't we all take turns 
+hating Saddam Hussein for behaving the same
+way?
+   Just this decade? Yeah.
+   Remind me to stuff a couple hundred 
+styrofoam cups into a big jug of diesel fuel
+and hurl it at a Hess dock, lit like a molotov.
+50-50 I'll either be a hero or a felon.
+Ah, I feel like William Jefferson Clinton
+already.
+
+  /\-----/
+ /ending/
+/----\-/
+
+A poem ends us. 
+Please send everything to:
+ati@etext.org
+
+A Valentine Gem.
+   by marco
+
+2-12-99
+I called in sick today 
+Just to listen to your
+Spirit.
+
+Hungry and alone I close my eyes.
+Ears fill up with rhymes.
+Music over everything else lives on.
+
+Hearing your spirit confirms
+I'll be OK
+
+Words and music; bedazzled, bedeckled.
+Freedom is a place you can go.
+Spirit! You're already there.
+
+Meditating to a brand new album.
+Ah yes!!!
+I remember why I'm alive.
+
+Forgetting to eat?
+You're either in love or
+Enchanted.
+
+Both?
+I called in sick today -
+Your spirit confirms. I'll be
+OK
+
+
+
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+halfmoon   / xxx7 \
+ it's     /VICTORIA\
+ati      /'S  SECRET\
+        /  introduces\
+       /  a          /
+       \    t       /
+        \     i    /
+         \         \
+9902202222\ actvst  \
+           \ tms nc. \
+            \---------
+issue 167
+Love it or listen to Lucinda...
+...greets and shouts to 
+Anna Keats, David Duchovny, Patrick M,
+Lois Haglund, michy47, jon, 
+anon, and the usual bunch of onions.
+
+PRIME ANARCHIST RANTS.
+
+Hendrix' "Let me stand Next 
+To Your Fire" for the Pontiac 
+Sunfire? Oh my god let me barf!
+I've got three words:
+   You people suck.
+Lauren Bacall. Wow. Go Lauren, 
+go lauren, go lauren go. Anyone
+ballzy enough to tickle Larry
+King's nose on Live. Wow.
+  How long can you work at a place
+that plays Beethoven's 5th every
+time you enter something correctly
+at the cash register, Ride of the
+Valkyries when the fries are done
+and "Zzzzt! (wrong answer)" when
+something doesn't add up. Aargh!
+ Mariah Carey, they still let you
+talk??? 
+  "What's wrong with asking people
+to not discuss private details of
+things that are private to you?"
+Yes! She said that. OK Mariadolt,
+Let's discuss private details
+that aren't.
+  Heinz up 1/4
+ Laying off 4,000.
+Pssst... 12,000 might've gotten
+you a whole point. 
+ You peeps suck 2.
+    Hey, I don' mean 2 B regi-zine-
+o-phobic, but I'm gonna make it in
+Green Bay 'cause NY sux.
+  Lemme repeat something 'cause it
+"gots th' replay value:" 
+The hair, 
+the cigarette 
+and the Stratocaster: 
+How many ways 
+can you play 
+the Em scale 
+in just two positions?
+prime sick and tired!!!
+
+---> next? #'s
+
+http://www.migrations.com
+http://www.local.org
+http://www.nativeamericanmusic.com
+http://www.sric.org
+http://www.djurdjevic.com
+http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/column.html
+http://www.unamerican.com
+http://www.harlydavidson.com
+http://www.harley-davidson.com
+http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/front.html
+http://members.aol.com/berrymanp
+http://www.geocities.com/athens/6915/stmarys.htm
+http://www.geocities.com/athens/6915/detroitpoems.htm
+
+  --- THE MORNING MAIL ---
+I would like to tell everyone that 
+Kevin mitnick just passed his 4th
+year with out trial!
+Mitnick, if you don't know,
+got set up by the secret service 
+for hacking an "un hackable" 
+network computer.  They haven't
+even discussed having a court 
+date yet for him.
+For more info goto:
+http://www.2600.com
+Love and Liberate,
+Jon
+
+to: ati@etext.org
+I was listening to these, and thought 
+you might put these in the next
+ATI. These were unusual songs, 
+in the fact that when they were 
+put out, they very likely would 
+have been banned. Country radio 
+didn't touch them. So they didn't 
+sell well. Talking about war and 
+making a stand just wouldn't have 
+went over well with the Grand ole 
+Opry crowd in 1970.
+   Patrick (601)
+
+
+Jimmy's Road
+Written & Recorded 
+By Willie Nelson (c)1968
+
+This is Jimmy's road
+Where Jimmy liked to play
+And this is Jimmy's grass
+Where Jimmy liked to lay around.
+
+This is Jimmy's tree
+That Jimmy liked to climb
+And Jimmy went to war
+And something changed his mind around.
+
+This is the battleground
+Where Jimmy learned to kill
+Now Jimmy has a trade
+And Jimmy knows it well, too well.
+vc
+Where Jimmy's body lies
+When a soldier falls
+Jimmy's body dies and dies.
+
+(repeat first verse)
+
+------------------------------
+Minstrel Man
+by Eddie Rager and Stan Haas
+Recorded by Willie Nelson, 1970
+
+Oh, wandering minstrel man
+Singing songs of strife
+How many times have you been busted
+For showing signs of life?
+Oh, singing minstrel man
+Sometimes you get the blues
+When people try to stop you 
+From singing your songs of truth
+
+(chorus)
+And you sing that you're
+Tired of seeing your brothers
+Killin' one another
+there is silver in the hall
+But there's no silver in the door
+But nobody wants to hear your songs of love
+Nobody wants to hear your songs of love.
+
+Oh, singing minstrel man
+Trying to do your part
+Telling everyone that they're blind
+Until they can see with their hearts
+Oh, wanderin' minstrel man
+You get your clothes from the Goodwill
+And your soul will never be owned
+By a worthless dollar bill.
+
+(repeat chorus)
+
+Nobody wants to hear your songs of love.
+
+------------------------------------
+Where Do You Stand?
+Written & Recorded By 
+Willie Nelson (c)1970
+
+From somewhere behind you
+You come with your suitcase in hand
+Hey, what's your plan?
+Where do you stand?
+The world's still divided
+And you're still undecided, 
+decide if you can
+Hey, what's your plan?
+Where do you stand?
+
+(Chorus)
+Where do you stand?
+Where do you stand?
+Hey, what's your plan?
+Where do you stand?
+
+It's time for commitments
+It's time for a showing of hands
+Hey, what's your plan?
+Where do you stand?
+Surely there's someone with courage
+To say where he stands
+Hey, what's your plan?
+Where do you stand?
+
+(repeat Chorus 2x)
+ 
+to ATI  
+I'm not sure how long ago this 
+happened, whether just now, or last
+year or what? The editor and 
+publisher of an underground newspaper
+on the Wisconsin Dells High School 
+campus just got expelled 5 years.
+Now the ACLU's considering it, and 
+the lawyer of the student is on
+National Public radio right now.
+   I wonder what Nat Hentoff has 
+to say about this one?
+   "This is so far fetched, I 
+just can't even believe we're 
+talking about it," said the attorney. 
+   Does anyone know the date of the 
+expulsion?
+marco (414)
+
+Marco- 
+I'm looking for someone 
+who is  flexible, very easy 
+to work with & open to alot 
+of different types of music. 
+It sounds like you're kind of 
+set in your ways & that 
+wouldn't work with me. 
+Thanks for responding,
+Mark (818)
+    ----
+Hi Marco,
+noooooo it's not REM's version of 
+Superman. I froze when I saw the 
+ad, but it's my 99.99% right 
+guess that after turning down 
+$2M from Bill Gates to use 
+"It's the End of the World" 
+they would never sell their 
+music to IBM (and man,I would 
+be one disappointed fan of their 
+righteous music)...and yup, it is 
+a cover of the Clique's song. My 
+guess it was the work of some evil 
+A&R man :-) 
+Cheers,
+C. (905)
+----
+Hi. This is the qmail-send program 
+at www05.netaddress.usa.net.
+I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver 
+your message to the following addresses.
+This is a permanent error; I've given up. 
+Sorry it didn't work out.
+ ----
+<editor@intst.com>:
+Sorry, I couldn't find any host by 
+that name. (#4.1.2)
+I'm not going to try again; 
+this message has been in the 
+queue too long.
+---Below this line is a copy 
+   of the message---
+(: {Interview's & Conversations} :)
+:) {with famous phreaks/hackers} (:
+(:      by The Infiltrator       :) 
+From the WHAT IS THIS 
+AND WHO ARE YOU department. 
+This is a series of files about 
+conversations I have had with some 
+of thebetter known phreaks and hackers 
+in the NY area, specifically those that 
+I met at TAP. 
+I was a regular at TAP until 
+everyone but the "950 Kode Kids", 
+Richard and Agent 6 left. Richard for 
+those uneducated enough to not know, is 
+ChesireCat, and 6 and a group of 
+60's throwbacks are the new regulars. 
+The old grouphas more or less become 
+extinct...  (sorry 2 klifhng U. this
+  is 2 B continued.)
+   ----
+to ati@etext.org
+I wholeheartedly agree with your 
+Four Arguments For the Elimination
+of Television positive review. It's 
+one of the 10 best books I've read 
+this decade.
+   I'll share what I wrote about 
+it in a bibliography I made in 1992.
+
+Jerry left a $300,000 a year job at 
+Madison Avenue in advertising to
+produce a 30-minute documentary for 
+the Hopi people. His book gets to the
+root of why our consumerism is 
+literally killing us and our mother 
+earth.
+
+Fander P. Mann  (909)
+ ----
+no, we didn't burn that Buddhist on 
+the cover of the Rage CD. 
+We love Buddhists.  
+Friendly folk.
+UA (415)
+
+OH!
+Z rhymes with D ...
+D stands for DUH!
+*slaps head*
+What a yutz.
+(don't you dare write back 'y')     
+:@}
+   -anon. (860)
+[ed note: cut it out, mom]
+
+
+.ati welcomes readers letters.
+.letters of any kind are given
+.first preference.
+.guidelines: send it to:
+. ati@etext.org
+
+
+
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+
+.Celebration of Hope
+.Benefit Concert
+.Saturday May 1, 1999 8pm
+.Pete Seeger
+.Odetta   Jon Fromer
+.Grupo Morazan
+.Indigo Girls
+.Bonnie Raitt  Marco Capelli
+.Anne Archy  Spring!
+.Proceeds benefit SOA Watch
+.and Nevada Desert Experience
+.for details call (702)646-4814
+
+
+ATTN: this wonderful e-letter has
+been altered. It has been shortened
+to fit in this tiny zine. Hopefully
+some of the message is yet intact.
+PS: enjoy.
+PSS: please pass along to others
+if the pheeling moves you...
+ppss: prime smiling
+:)
+
+January, 1999
+
+To the Mexicans living in foreign 
+countries:
+
+To the Committees of Solidarity 
+with the Zapatista struggle:
+
+To the Men and Women of 
+the five continents:
+
+Brothers and Sisters:
+
+For this year of 1999, the EZLN has
+launched a new initiative of dialogue 
+and peace calling for a mobilization,
+both in Mexico and in the rest of the 
+world, that aims to achieve the
+recognition of the rights of indigenous 
+peoples and the end to the war of
+extermination.  An important step in 
+this mobilization is to carry out a
+Consultation among all Mexicans, 
+wherever they may live, the 21st of 
+March, 1999.
+
+The Mexican government stubbornly 
+continues not to fulfill the accords 
+that it has signed recognizing 
+indigenous rights, and has chosen 
+openly to take the path of violence 
+to try to settle the conflict, as 
+the recent massacres in Acteal and 
+El Bosque so clearly demonstrate.
+
+With the goal of masking its war of 
+extermination, Zedillo government 
+has mounted a propaganda campaign 
+abroad to improve its image 
+internationally and to decieve
+peoples, governments, and human rights 
+organizations. 
+Zedillo's government is striving to 
+convince the world that there is 
+no war in Mexico's southeast,
+that his government wants to enter 
+into dialogue with the EZLN, and 
+that it is the EZLN itself that 
+refuses to settle the conflict 
+peacefully.
+
+<snip>
+
+Therefore, because we know that this 
+campaign of lies will fail, today we
+convoke the International Consultation
+For the Recognition of Indigenous 
+Peoples' Rights and the End to the 
+War of Extermination.
+
+We call upon all Mexicans over the age 
+of 12 who live in foreign countries
+to organize themselves and participate 
+in the Consultation for the Recognition 
+of Indigenous Peoples' Rights and the 
+End to the War of Extermination on 
+the 21st of March, 1999.
+
+<snip> 
+<anyone wanting><the whole letter>
+<just ask>
+
+Therefore
+In order to stop the war of extermination,
+In order to achieve the recognition of 
+indigenous rights in Mexico,
+In order to stop the persecution of 
+which the excluded are the object,
+In order to demand respect for difference,
+In order to demand a world into which all 
+worlds can fit,
+We call an International Campaign for 
+the Excluded of the World.
+
+21Mar99. 
+
+DEMOCRACY!
+LIBERTY!
+JUSTICE!
+
+From the mountains of Southeast Mexico,
+
+Subcomandante Insurgente Marcos
+Clandestine Indigenous Revolutionary 
+Committee-General Command of The 
+Zapatista National Liberation Army
+
+
+<INLINE>
+Clinton Protestors with their mouths
+taped shut give the victory sign and
+carry a large Juanita Broadreich
+banner as they take part in a peaceful
+riot Friday in Hamburg, Conn., demanding
+release of the famous "Watergate 
+safe-sex tapes." Clinton has announced
+he will only release 9 minutes of
+footage involving him with Ted Kennedy,
+Ms. Broadreich and 3 undisclosed furry
+animals. 
+   Protesters were heard chanting,
+"1,2,3,4...give us eighty minutes more!"
+
+
+& now,          flu?
+Remedy of        fever?
+the Week.         bad cold?  or any hint
+with             of sinus troubles?
+X Pert.        boil ginger, lemon,
+           garlic and cayenne pepper
+     to a syrup and pour it over
+  ice. Add any sweetener you 
+need to.
+  Doesn't work much for allergy attack,
+asthma, grumpiness or cholera. Actually
+this famous tonic of Tibetan origin may
+in fact work for cholera. Also may help
+arthritis, rheumatism or shingles.
+  And remember, the AMA is STILL split
+50/50 whether too much coffee cures
+cancer or risks heart disease.
+  Not to be used with Viagra, Pringles
+or Wows, will not cause rectal bleeding,
+most unusual side effects were whirled
+peas, pillow talk and noisy surf.
+
+TRADING UP
+<SPAWN> Toronto. by Cal Nuck. Special to
+Prime Anarchist Sports World Newz 2nite.
+Toronto traded Roger Clemens, Garth Brooks,
+a roll of duct-tape and controlling 
+interest in The Money Store to the New York
+Yank-Mees for David Wells, Graeme Lloyd,
+Homer Simpson, Jeb Bush, Salmon Rushdie, a
+Sammy Sosa home-run spitball and 1% share 
+in a proposed zinc and copper mine of
+location undisclosed.
+  "You said a mouthful, toots." were David
+Cone's only words, unless you count "It's
+a bombshell," "I'm floored by this kind of
+news," and "It's the only deal that could
+have been made."
+   In the strangest contract ryder Sports
+World News has EVER seen Clemens and Brooks
+will each be allowed to play for both teams
+until after the all-star game, and during
+rivalry matches the two will be allowed to
+sing "Oh Canada" and "Dirty Drinking Song" 
+at the games' beginnings as duets.
+
+
+</ATI>
+ASH WEDNESDAY TO ALL --
+AND TO ALL A GOURD, RIGHT?
+
+Parody. To the Tune of: 
+the old caucasian spiritual:
+Once to Every Man and Nation.
+        
+Em       B7   Em  B7    Em
+Once the myth becomes a nightmare
+
+G        D   Em Am B7  Em
+Wherein church abuses lie
+
+Em       B7   Em  B7       Em
+Some ordained become false prophets
+
+G       D   Em Am   B7   Em  
+Blinded to the real most high.
+
+G         D       Em        B7
+Some will say you work within it.
+
+Em     Am       Em  Am  B7
+Others cry out "topple down."
+
+Em   B7 Em   B7   Em     
+Babylon will fall unaided
+
+G      D   Em  Am B7  Em
+Safety has no golden crown.
+
+When your leaders all disgrace you
+Time will come the youth shall lead
+Truth prevails slow but surely
+Turning you away from greed.
+Piecing back the myth together
+Look to what your elders taught
+Peace can't come when love's perverted
+Victory's only in battle not fought.
+
+---<>---<=>---<>---
+
+"Violence to art reserves a 
+  special place in hell."
+   --Dante
+
+     To Quando Caliente El Sol.
+
+D                       Bm
+Love all the music with heart
+               F#m
+That's all the Muse wants
+G6                          A7
+Translate the best that you can
+          D     B7
+Or not at all.
+
+Em       Em7       A7
+Just promise me this
+        D
+"Las palabras,"
+          Bm
+From the Spanish
+          F#m7       G   A7
+To the Anglo  ooo    ooooo
+
+D                   Bm
+When you are figurative
+               F#m
+Or when you're way off
+G6                       A7
+Love all the music with heart
+           D       B7
+As if you mean it.
+
+Em     Em7          A7
+Don't give me your half
+          D
+Ass translations
+         Bm
+Circumlocutions
+         F#m7
+Love the music
+          G
+Don't be lazy
+          A7
+Have some heart.
+
+                     D
+Don't forget this is art.
+
+
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+Shhhhh - There's A SECRET 
+NUMBER in your Telephone!
+Diez, diez, seis, dos, nueve.
+5 cents a minute! 
+Don't tell anyone...
+	,
+  _    ||   '
+ < \, =||= \\
+ /-||  ||  ||
+(( ||  ||  ||
+ \/\\  \\, \\
+special Chiapas issue of
+Activist Times, Int.
+issue #168.
+99022623590000
+A little past half-moon.
+"the drunks, and the catholics;
+and the drunk catholics."
+  --Gary Farmer in Sherman
+    Alexie's '98 classic,
+    "SMOKE SIGNALS."
+Hello there, I'm prime anarchist and
+I'm your tourguide for this rocky
+road ice cream journey to the 
+center of the girth.
+I this week, turn over my pub's
+column to sup Marcos so that he can
+say a little bit about what I call 
+none other than a total world "be-in."
+So, without further dodo, I give 4
+"ya basta's!" and three "nunca mas'"
+and say, "hit it, sup..."
+
+February 14, 1999
+To: "all" [ati's words; not his]
+From: SupMarcos
+Ladies and Gentlemen:
+So here we are once again. I am 
+reminded that, in the previous 
+letter, I left pending what I 
+was telling you about how the 
+International Consultation 
+and the Campaign for the Excluded 
+of the World was going to be
+run.  Here it goes:
+
+1.- Well, first I'll tell you about 
+the brigades that, in the five
+continents, have been accredited and 
+have sent us their ideas, reports, and
+anxieties...
+   [I've taken the liberty of a big
+    "snip" here, he lists a gazillion
+    placenames, and I'd like to call
+    it "just about everywhere." If
+    any of you live in an area where
+    you have no idea what we're talking
+    about here, GET TO WORK.]
+...they all know that the struggle that 
+is going on here is also their own,
+and that is how we understand it as well.  
+Therefore, we extend to them a welcome.
+
+2.-  Now, let me tell you that in the 
+five continents, two big activities
+are being prepared for the coming March.
+   One is the International Consultation.  
+Since for us (and for many like us), the 
+Mexicans who live abroad have rights that 
+must be recognized, we have thought that 
+the Consultation for the Recognition of 
+the Rights of the Indian Peoples and 
+For the End to the War of Extermination 
+should be open to participation by all 
+Mexicans, without it mattering where 
+they are found.  Then, what we did was 
+to call an International Consultation, 
+in a way such that the Mexicans who live 
+in other countries, and are older than
+12, could also give their opinions about 
+the four questions which will be
+answered on March 21, 1999.
+   Not just that, but for the 
+International Consultation we have 
+decided to add a fifth question 
+which says:
+   Do you agree that Mexicans who live 
+abroad should be an active part in the
+construction of a new Mexico and have 
+the right to vote in the elections?
+   In this way, the Mexicans who live 
+outside of the country will have the
+opportunity to give their opinions 
+about the recognition of their rights
+(which is denied them by the gov.)
+
+3.-  Clearly, here one asks oneself what 
+those who are not Mexican, but who are 
+interested and pledged to peace and the 
+recognition of the rights of all, can do 
+or how they can participate. 
+   Well, one way they can participate 
+is in the Campaign for the Excluded of
+the World (of which I will speak later), 
+and the other is to promote and spread 
+the Consultation in their countries, 
+organizing the installation of voting 
+tables, and organizing and carrying 
+out the computation and communication 
+with Mexico so that the results can be 
+known. In this task may participate all 
+the men and women, young and old of the 
+world, with or without organization, 
+without mattering their nationality, 
+race, color, taste, creed, size, weight, 
+sexual preference, or whatever other kind 
+of classification the powerful use to 
+exclude those who are different.
+   So that nationality will not matter, 
+the International Consultation will
+have many spaces for participation 
+beyond casting votes.
+
+4.- Yes, I understand that you're asking 
+what the Mexicans living abroad will do 
+to give their opinions about the five 
+questions and how we are going to know 
+your answers.
+   Well, we have decided to propose the 
+following options:
+a).- So that the Mexicans living abroad 
+can give their opinions, all those
+within a nation who are interested can 
+get in contact, and, in common accord, 
+organize the installation of tables 
+and centers of computation.
+b).-These "National Coordinations" are 
+accredited in the Oficina de Contacto, 
+so that we can know in what countries 
+and how the International Consultation 
+is being organized.
+c).-To send in the vote count that the 
+National Coordination will carry out, 
+you will have to get in contact with 
+the Oficina de Contacto.
+d).-If any group of people, organization, 
+or group of organizations in a given country 
+want to organize in a different way from 
+the "National Coordination," there's no 
+problem.  We just ask you to as well get
+accredited with the Oficina de Contacto.
+e).-In addition to going to the tables 
+for the Consultation, one can give
+one's opinion on the five questions 
+by sending the answers via telephone,
+fax, internet, email, satellite, boat 
+or paper airplane, intercontinental
+rocket, carrier pigeon, or by surface, 
+water, or air mail.  All this will
+be directed to the Oficina de Contacto.
+ATTENTION:  ALL THE NATIONAL COORDINATIONS, 
+GROUPS, ORGANIZATIONS, AND PEOPLE INTERESTED 
+IN ORGANIZAING THE CONSULTATION IN THEIR 
+COUNTRY MUST GET ACCREDITED WITH THE...
+OFICINA DE CONTACTO PARA LA CONSULTA.
+Avenida Ignacio Allende #22-A, 
+Barrio San Antonio (entre Av. Alvaro 
+Obregn y Hermanos Dominguez). 
+C.P. 29250.  San Cristobal de Las 
+Casas, Chiapas, Mexico. 
+Telephone and Fax: 
+(967) 8-10-13 and (967) 8-21-59.
+
+Well, now I'm going to tell you a little 
+bit about the INTERNATIONAL CAMPAIGN 
+FOR THE EXCLUDED OF THE WORLD.
+   This mobilization campaign which we 
+have convoked is not only for 21mar99.  
+We are calling for principal actions 
+to be carried out on that day, when 
+the Consultation for the Recognition 
+of the Rights of the Indian Peoples 
+and the End to the War of Extermination 
+is also taking place.
+   Clearly, one of the ways to mobilize 
+for this international campaign for
+the excluded of the world is to participate 
+in the promotion and spread of the 
+Consultation, in the formation of National 
+Coordinations, in the installation of 
+tables, in the count and the communication 
+of the results (which are not exclusively 
+tasks for Mexicans); but it is not the 
+only way.
+   For that day, people can organize, 
+for example, manifestos, letters public
+and private, displays, peaceful demonstrations, 
+music concerts (of course, following the 
+example of the worthy Mexican rockers - who 
+are with the Consultation note by note -, 
+the rock groups in the whole world will echo
+the zapatudo "Ya Basta!"), recitals, 
+assemblies, conferences, multimedia
+and/or cybernetic events, etcetera.  
+Nothing that is civil and peaceful is
+excluded, and people's imagination and 
+creativity will go beyond, it is sure, 
+anything we propose here.  It is to be 
+a campaign for all the excluded, not 
+just for indigenous peoples or the 
+Zapatistas.
+   There is an act planned in Strasbourg 
+to demand change in the immigration
+policies of European countries, and 
+the organizers have decided to incorporate 
+into their act the demands for the 
+recognition of the rights of the 
+indigenous peoples and the end 
+to the war of extermination.  
+There is also, in France, "Feu Faux 
+Lait."  This is a theater company that is
+preparing to participate in the campaign 
+for the excluded of the world by staging 
+a play in Paris and the surrounding areas.
+   Now you see that there are many ways 
+of participating.  You just have to
+come to agreement, organize, and act.
+  Well, now I'll say goodbye.  
+As soon as more is known, 
+I'll write again.
+Vale.  
+We wish you health, 
+and let's not let 
+neoliberalism succeed in
+excluding humanity.
+From the mountains of 
+Southeast Mexico,
+Subcomandante Insurgente Marcos.
+Mexico, February 1999.
+
+
+
+
+NO #'s section this week.
+And little or no prime anarchist
+world newz 2nite. I will stick 
+these two bullets in however:
+
+1) Royal Carribean Cruze Lines.
+   Like Novacaine.
+
+2) Methinks Cokie Robertz is the
+   best fascist the US Economy
+   has right now. Her rise to
+   power using NPR's money
+   structure shows her an
+   illusion of leftism that 
+   could easily make an Adolfo
+   or Augusto look wishy-washy!
+
+- - submissions? ati@etext.org - - 
+
+a,b,c. Yeah, we get letters:
+
+marco
+very nice find, 
+AMEN
+Dave (303)
+
+DUDE
+	THANKS FOR YOUR EZINE - 
+I DON'T USUALLY READ IT IN DETAIL 
+BUT WHEN I CAN I GLANCE THROUGH 
+AND IT IS OFTEN A LITTLE FRESH AIR 
+IN THE OTHERWISE HIERARCHICAL 
+OPPRESSIVENESS OF THE UNIVERSITY 
+I FIND MYSELF SURROUNDED BY
+
+KUDOS FOR THE FACT THAT YOU
+DON'T CLAIM AUTHORITY OR LOGIC - 
+I JUST GOT DONE CONVERSING WITH 
+THE STUFFED SHIRT AUTHOR OF THE 
+"ANARCHIST FAQ" -LOAD OF MASCULINIST 
+PLATONIC DOCTRINE OF ANARCHISM AND 
+I DARED TO QUESTION HIS ECONOMIC 
+BLATHERING - PLEASE! SOMEBODY SING 
+ME A SONG!  SOMEBODY PICK ON THE BANJO 
+FOR A MINUTE AND BRING ME BACK TO THE 
+STRATOSPHERE, SOMEBODY DOSE ME UP AND 
+TAKE ME AWAY FROM THIS NIGHTMARE 
+CALLED REALITY AHHHHHHH THATS FAR 
+MORE SOOTHING NOW ISN'T IT      
+   -Steve (860)
+
+to ati@etext.org
+Thomas Banyacya Memorial to take 
+place March 14th approx 10:00 am
+@ Sapa Dawn Center 1013 Crystal 
+Springs Rd Yelm, Wa 98597. We 
+will pay tribute to this special 
+Elder on this day.
+For more information
+call: (360)458-7610
+....Thank You....
+--anon (602)
+
+ Dear friend!
+Thanks! You should make a special 
+issue for the CAMPAIGN FOR THE 
+EXCLUDED OF THE WORLD and for the 
+CONSULTATION!
+ Many greetings
+--Contacto (011 52 69)
+
+
+     My name is Debbie Snowdove and 
+I am here just to get the word out 
+that you can now have Native American 
+news and Music over the internet thanks 
+to our site at First Nations Broadcast.  
+We invite you to check out our website 
+at the following rather long address:
+http://members.wbs.net/homepages/r/o/c
+             /rockitradio/upnorth.html
+     Any comments or links that you 
+think we should add we would be most
+greatful in attempting to make one 
+great Native American webpage.
+ All the best and walk in Peace,
+Debbie FNB
+
+February 20, 1999
+To:  Musicians of the World.
+From: SupMarcos
+Ladies and Gentlemen!
+Viejo Antonio said (that if he had 
+been a musician, he would have played
+the blues) that music holds roads 
+that only the knowledgeable know how 
+to walk and that it, together with 
+dance, builds bridges that bring 
+closer worlds that otherwise you 
+wouldn't even dream about.
+   All this is important right now 
+because news has come to us of 
+concerts and presentations by 
+musicians in Mexico and other parts 
+of the world.  The reason?  The 
+promotion of the Consultation and 
+solidarity with indigenous
+Mexicans and their worthy fight.
+  We wanted to thank all of those who 
+have had to do with these roads to
+peace that, above all to the rhythm of 
+rock but not exclusively, cross the
+planet from side to side.
+   We're not just thanking those who 
+compose, sing, and play.  Also to the
+producers, the sound engineers (is that 
+how you say it?), the lighting crew, the 
+stage hands, the drivers, the ticket 
+sellers, the carriers, the artistic 
+representatives, the owners and 
+administrators of the locations,
+and all those who saw to (but were 
+nevertheless not seen) the concerts or
+musical presentations (often double 
+volunteers: they don't receive money 
+or credit). Thanks to everyone.
+  And since we're in the "1 2 3 4," 
+we want to salute all the musicians 
+who, in these five years, have played, 
+are playing, and will play for peace 
+with justice and dignity.
+   All have said stop the war.  Some 
+have recorded disks, others participated
+in concerts, or visited indigenous 
+communities, or spoke in favor of a just
+and honorable peace, or protested against 
+the Acteal massacre, or gave us their 
+instruments as presents, or dedicated 
+one or more songs to the struggle of 
+the indigenous Mexicans.  
+  Thanks to all these musicians who, 
+in Mexico and all the world, echo the
+zapateado "Ya Basta!"
+  As soon as we win, we are going to 
+organize a super-mega-magna-hyper-concert 
+for everyone, without any time limit and
+for free!  (Yeah, right!  The Marimba of 
+San Jose will end up playing alone).
+   Vale.  Health, and dont we reach 
+tomorrow also with a tarar'n, tarar'n?
+From the mountains of Southeast Mexico,
+Subcomandante Insurgente Marcos.
+
+
+ - - - - - - submissions? ati@etext.org - - - - - -
+
+
+Chiapaneca
+a "cancion" by marco capelli frucht
+(c)1999 Marc Frucht
+Release date: 21mar99
+
+
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+
+		   E               (v) (v)
+3-5-3-1-5-3-1-5-3--0-000-10-0-3-00-5--7
+-------------------0-------------------
+-------------------1-------------------
+-------------------2-------------------
+-------------------2-------------------
+-------------------0-------------------
+
+notes.
+1. The numbers right next to each other are
+   thirty-second notes, but don't fret. Just
+   "tremelo" these notes a bit and you'll 
+   feel for them by the second time you play
+   this song, I'm sure of it.
+2. I chose to express this in TAB rather 
+   than standard notation (and have little 
+   intention of ever publishing this in 
+   "s.n.") for the same reason Dante chose
+   the language he chose for publishing
+   "Inferno." If you have no idea what I'm
+   talking about please 
+	a) go look it up
+	b) or delete this song from your 
+	   memory and forget you ever
+	   knew me. 
+3. I will never tell the name of the person
+   I wrote this song for (and about) but a
+   clue for people who know me well -- I 
+   bought a video-cassette from her in 1997
+4. This is part 1 of about 4 parts. I will 
+   have to come up with a way to signify
+   the repeats before I type the last 
+   part. I wish to keep this easily played
+   but exactly as I play it in case anyone
+   wants to catch the exact same vibe.
+5. Please 
+   a) distribute this far and wide,
+   b) always keep my name with it;
+   c) never make money off of it.
+6. Each of the chords in part 1 are played
+   dragging the three fingernails (m,a and
+   the "pinky" from the bass-most note to 
+   the treble high in one quick snap. 
+7. (v) = vibrato. very demonstrative. No
+   other vibratos the first time through
+   will make these two notes "hit home" 
+   best.
+8. The following words are very important
+   to this song.
+   a) !presente!
+   b) basta
+   c) nunca mas
+
+	
+- - - - submissions? ati@etext.org - - - -
+
+Rather than a poem per se, I end this
+zine with a song I wrote a while back,
+while I was beginning to learn about
+Iran/Contra Salvador, Oliver North,
+John Hull, George Bush, Francois
+Miterand, and horse poop like that.
+
+Father Lament; Warning Son
+   w & m  by Marco Capelli Frucht
+    (c) 1987 Marc Frucht
+
+intro: Abm / / E F# Abm / / E F#
+Abm                    E F# 
+How much will we take
+Abm                      E F#
+Listening to your lies
+Abm               E F#
+Covert operations
+Abm                       E F#
+Wool pulled over our eyes.
+
+Abm                        E F#
+It's really not that simple
+Abm                    E F#
+You read it like a book
+Abm                         E F#
+Your strategy shows your ass
+Abm               Abm-Abm-Abm (heavy)
+How much have you took.
+
+(Chorus)
+Abm            E             F#
+George George, George of the jungle
+Abm                         E         F#
+How you gonna deal with the drugs you dealt
+Abm            E         F#
+George George, Good king George
+Abm
+What's gonna happen under martial law.
+
+Abm                   E F#
+A war on drugs is bad
+Abm                       E F#
+Unwinnable war like nukes
+Abm                               E F#
+And how 'bout the kids you killed
+Abm                   E F#
+You fascist nazi puke.
+
+Abm                  E F#
+Economy's gettin bad
+Abm                    E F#
+You throw a sugar pill
+Abm                  E F#
+Mother Earth is dyin
+Abm                    E F#
+You say just she's ill
+
+(ch)
+
+[spoken: & how 'bout the 1st amendment]
+Abm                E F#
+It's a given right
+Abm                          E F#
+But where did our freedom go
+Abm                      E F#
+You say new world order
+Abm               E F#
+I say overthrow
+
+(ch)
+
+v. 1st line melody
+---------------------
+-0-0-0-----------0-0-
+-------3-1----1-1---1
+---------------------
+---------------------
+---------------------
+ how much will
+       we take
+	     listenin 
+		  to your
+		     lies
+
+
+
+ch. 1st line
+---------------------------
+----------------------0-0--
+-1-1-----1---11111-11-----3
+-----222---4---------------
+---------------------------
+---------------------------
+george george
+    george of the 
+	 jungle
+	     how ya gonna deal w/
+		       drugs you
+			  dealt
+
+
+PS: May 1-4. Washington DC.
+We
+Are 
+Gonna
+Scream,
+"CLOSE THE SOA!"
+Nov 19-21. Benning, GA
+We
+Are 
+Gonna 
+See,
+THE SOA CLOSED.
+
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+ ------------
+ LEGAL NOTICE    169.9903081700
+ ------------
+License. This 'zine is property
+of Record Company and must be
+returned on demand. It is
+licensed for promotional use
+and has not been sold. This 'zine
+cannot be transferred without 
+consent of self. Use or retention
+of 'zine constitutes acceptance
+of this license.
+-------------
+/LEGAL NOTICE
+-------------
+
+"One more reference to Tae-Bo 
+and I'm going postal."
+   --Jack LaLane 
+
+A belated Happy Birthday to 
+Richie Havens.
+
+"Thanks to Dr. Hunter S. Thompson."
+   --Lyle Lovett Liner Notes to
+     "Step Inside This House."
+
+
+Greeting, and welcome 2 ATI 169.
+We didn't cover the Grammies 
+this year. Any questions?
+
+March, 1999. Almost half-moon.
+
+Beginning TIE DYE
+   by TiDi Sushi.
+Tie Die is an ancient craft.
+Very old fragments of cloth have
+been found all over the world.
+The first people to do tie dye 
+may have discovered it by accident
+when they were dying cloth and 
+some folds did not dye. Tie dye 
+somehow became a way of making 
+patterns and designs on 
+cloth by a "resist" method.
+Traditionally, knots are tied,
+the cloth is heated in liquid 
+dye, and the knotted areas 
+"resist" the color. When the 
+cloth is untied, the patterns
+show up as white against a
+colored background.
+People have invented many ways
+to make "resist" designs. Fold,
+sew, wrap around objects to 
+name just a few. 
+Play around. 
+use imagination.
+Have fun.
+
+"There Are No Dryers in Belize"
+a haiku
+by Shell Stern
+
+   are no dryers here
+   what is a lint girl to do?
+   bellybutton blues
+
+<><><><>
+
+   Shouts to Keiko Kobayashi,
+   Toby Keyes, Junji Shimanuki,
+   Fumbi, Steve Harjo, Nantiki
+   Rose, Leonard Crow Dog, 
+   Norbert Running, Ya Yo Tso,
+   Martin Sheen, Lisa Faruoulo,
+   Amy Carter, David Hill,
+   Mike Haney, Ben Carnes,
+   Nathan Chasing Horse, Karen 
+   Elkins, Mohammed Barakat,
+   Patrick Moore, Scott Daugs,
+   Jolene, Roger Trudell, 
+   Hiromi Ota, Jack Ryan,
+   David Dellinger, Sue Reddin,
+   Elad Swart, Masae Sekikawa,
+   Fumi Takao and Brian Willson.
+
+<><><><>
+
+
+
+#'s!
+http://www.shadowuniv.com
+http://www.cassandrasrevenge.com/huh.htm
+http://www.arcosanti.org
+http://www.vbits99.com
+http://elint.server101.com/welcome.htm
+http://members.tripod.com/~likabel
+http://www.theofficenet.com/~redorman/pagea~1.htm
+http://www.kevinmitnick.com
+
+-----------------------------
+LETTUCE FROM THEMS READIN' US
+-----------------------------
+
+Hi there.
+I found you from the E-Zine List. 
+I'd really like a review please.
+If you need to know the sort of 
+music I'm doing, then check out 
+the URL below. (Feel free to 
+link too!!)
+Cheers.
+Jason 
+http://www.cosmic1.demon.co.uk/longhair/news.htm
+
+to ati@etext.org
+Similar to 
+http://marco.franklins.net 
+You've got them scattered 
+all over the place! 
+I've seen you've used the mystical 
+flute player Kokopeli.
+  [ed note: I didn't "use" him;
+   we love each other, 
+   but yeah...]        I am sure 
+you're aware (and I find it quite 
+fascinating) that the figure is 
+represented in virtually every 
+ancient American culture in almost 
+the same guise. There are some fine
+examples scattered around the 
+southwest including the Hopi Flute 
+Clan and the Flute Clans of other 
+SW peoples.
+JmG (702)
+
+Marco,
+How do trees know to grow straight up?
+Almost all of them do.
+I mean, stand on a steep hill, 
+you can't stand straight and tall
+that long; how do THEY do it?
+April (501)
+ 
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+Find out how. Hit your reply icon 
+to send us your e-mail address, 
+so we can begin spamming you til
+it hurts!                              
+If you want to be removed from this 
+list, hahahahoohoohoohahahahoohoo
+hehehehahahahahooohooohoooo!!!
+matte (212)
+
+to ati@etext.org
+I don't know much about the Reindeer
+herders, but I hear they do 
+really good finnishwork.
+Commie Dion (218)
+
+Thanks, Marc. 
+Very nice. I think I may 
+have a use for that.
+Robert
+(205)
+
+Dear Mr. Benchley:
+	Thank you for taking the 
+time to read this letter. I have 
+enjoyed you(r) books very much!  
+I, in turn, am working on a 
+writing project that entails
+contacting writers, editors, 
+and publishers who have a bit 
+more familiarity with the horror 
+genre than most others do, and 
+asking them to vote for their
+own personal choice of the three 
+best horror films of all time.   
+    I would be most honored if 
+you could therefore e-mail your 
+response to this thorny question: 
+What are the three best horror 
+films of all time?
+    Best of luck to you in all 
+your endeavors!
+Yours Sincerely,
+William 
+
+[ed note: thank you, but you must
+have mistaken one of us for someone
+who likes sticking a toe in the
+cold saltwater shark-infested, 
+surgical waste-filled, yucky briny
+ooze and saying "c'mon in the 
+water's...]
+[...but here goes,
+   1 conspiracy theory
+   2 wag the dog
+   3 barbara interviews monika
+Those are the three best horror
+films of all time, of course
+discounting "The Deep" or "Jaws."]
+
+Thomas Banyacya Memorial to take 
+place March 14th approx 10:00 am
+@ Sapa Dawn Center 1013 Crystal 
+Springs Rd Yelm, Wa 98597. 
+We will pay tribute to this 
+special Elder on this day.
+For more information
+call: (360)458-7610....
+Thank You....
+Lisa (360)
+
+Hi. 
+This is the qmail-send program at 
+www05.internic.cia.gov
+I'm afraid I wasn't able to deliver 
+your message to the following addresses.
+This is a permanent error; 
+I've given up. Sorry it 
+didn't work out.
+<monica@drudge.com>:
+Sorry, I couldn't find any host 
+by that name. (#4.1.2)
+I'm not going to try again; this 
+message has been in the queue too long.
+<drudge@monica.com>:
+Sorry, I couldn't find any idiots by 
+that name. (#4.1.2) I'm not going to 
+try again; this message has been 
+in the hopper too long.
+
+to ATI:
+Re: Hopiland
+Spoke with CNN Wednesday to verify 
+that they were on HPL filming. Says 
+segment will take a little time 
+to put together but will air in 
+April. Says there is a lot of 
+misinformation on the Net about CNN.
+Kathy (602)
+
+sirs:
+MICROSOFT CORP
+ONE MICROSOFT WAY #BLDG 8
+NORTH OFFICE 2211
+REDMOND,WA 98052
+2068828080
+REPORTING PERSON: Bill Gates
+Social Security #: 539-60-5125
+--anon
+
+to: ati
+re: nammies
+<laffing>
+You're going to have an awards 
+ceremony for a genre of music where 
+144 whole albums were released?
+Can't wait for the Jewish American 
+Music Awards (JAMMIES), or more
+importantly, the Independent American 
+Awards For Music Recorded In Small To
+Medium/Large Studios When Initial 
+Setup For The Recording Event Began 
+On A Tuesday (IAAMRSMLSWISREBT-IES).
+Recognition is a good thing. 
+This, however, is silly.
+Twiddle (201)  p
+              u
+             b
+            l
+           i
+          s
+         h
+        e
+       r
+      '
+     s         
+       c     
+      l
+     e
+    a
+   r
+  i
+ n
+g
+    h
+   o
+  u
+ s
+e          
+     c
+    o
+   l
+  u
+ m
+n
+
+Hello there. Prime here. How
+ya doin?
+  "It's [sic.] the most fascistic
+  thing to happen on the United
+  States since the McCarthy trials."
+     --Erica Jong about Kenneth
+     Starr during Politically Inc.
+  Hanson at Hard Rock Live on VH-1
+  Almost looks like just the 3 of
+  them playing, right? Right.
+  3 extra guitarists and two more
+  pianists? Why didn't  I   think
+  of that when    I    was 14?
+Stan Frieberg. 4-CD box set?
+  Who???
+"ROSE ON ROSE: Bette Midler on 
+Charlie Rose Wed. Nite."
+Wow, babe. That's the best she's
+looked in 40 years. I almost 
+want her bod. Can I get dibs?
+ "Mucho Migwetch."
+   --Gil Fisher
+got a pome 4 U. ready?
+   Barring Almost None
+Liberal   =>  literate.
+Christian Right.
+Can't spell for shit.
+The anarchist checks
+His own written word.
+Politician, Admin, Spammer,
+Schemer, pays out finished
+Product looking like 
+Waste of bird.
+....
+"March Is Youth Art Month"
+Yeah? Sez hoo??
+You know, you get these things in
+your inbox and they never tell you
+whether it was by proclamation -
+Nation? State? County? Town?
+Did some little old blue-haired lady
+up the street sitting in a hardly
+solvent PR firm just announce that
+so she could send you this stupid
+press release promoting a high-school
+crayon exhibition?
+Yeah, I'm there,
+What's your #?
+---
+Did you get your box of baked
+truffles with only 3gm fat 
+yesterday?
+---
+Have you personally ever tried 
+Baked truffles?
+Assuming baked truffles is priced
+similarly to other baked people 
+snacks, how interested would you
+be in purchasing the new baked
+truffles for your household the
+next time you get the munchies?
+Do you recall which flavor of 
+baked truffles you received?
+Do you or any member of your
+household intend to eat baked
+truffles?
+How old are you?
+Did you like that we wrapped them
+in plastic first, then a cardboard
+box, then more plastic?
+Prime thinking they're nothing
+but misshapen pringles!
+<p><r><i><m><e>
+
+"CURIOSITY SKILLED THE CAT: When 
+Typos and Lies Become History."
+by Marc Frucht. Published by
+YakHak, inc. 666 Madison Ave.
+Look for it at Barnes & Stable
+bookstores near you.
+
+PRIME ANARCHIST POLL
+--------------------
+ATI wants to know. Email
+us the phollowing 3 data. We'll
+publish the averages for the next
+week or 3.
+ 1) How many blocks from your house
+    is the nearest Taco Bell.
+ 2) Nearest Walmart?
+ 3) Nearest Walgreens.
+
+---s2s2---
+
+:-)  dictionary definition as metaphor.
+Texacott. vnv. (verb built from a 
+verb-noun combo)
+1. To refrain from buying a product 
+or service from a company that does, 
+or supports the doing of something
+one doesn't believe in or approve.
+[eg. we'll just have to texacott, 
+that'll fix 'em]
+texacots, texacotting, texacotter.
+2. (n) Placename for an entire state 
+that no one likes.
+[eg. he's a texacottan, of course 
+we wouldn't like him.]
+syn. dennys, exxonism, pentagone
+http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli
+
+--OP ED--
+Recent millions of dollars have 
+been spent to stir up controversy 
+around Rigoberta Menchu's life. 
+Rumor, and rumors of rumors are being 
+spread. As campaigns go, it is more 
+resembling a war minute by minute.
+This is a VERY BAD time for Menchu to 
+get smeared.
+We're still trying to get to the bottom 
+of who killed Bishop Gerardi last year, 
+and this is NOT going to help.
+The only thing I know negative about 
+Rigoberta so far is her inability to 
+denounce Mexican president Ernesto
+"Cold War" Zedillo, for it's he who 
+granted her asylum when her brothers
+and sisters were being hunted down 
+and killed. She lost two more first 
+cousins and another brother after 
+"I Rigoberto" was published.
+Of course, she's afraid to denounce 
+him his oppression of Chiapanecos.
+
+That would be like demanding that
+Andres Segovia badmouth Spain!
+
+I don't think whether her book is a 
+true autobiography or did she have 
+ghostwriters, whether it all happened 
+to her, or was it based on many events 
+and many people. I don't think any of 
+this is nearly as important as finding 
+out who assassinated Gerardi the Sunday 
+two days after his chilling book about 
+10 years of genocide in guatemala
+was published last year. It's not 
+nearly as important as shutting down
+the school of the Americas in Benning 
+Georgia where the people who killed 
+almost everyone Menchu knows got their 
+training. I dont' think it's nearly as 
+important as putting an end to death 
+squads, especially ones trained here 
+in the United States, most especially 
+if we are going to prance around saying 
+how focused we are on human rights.
+The dark cloud over turtle island just 
+got 5 shades deeper when people began 
+smearing Mylady Menchu. I wonder how 
+many dollars US, are being spent on 
+THIS mission?????????????
+Let's remain focused on justice please. 
+I think badmouthing her is harmful 
+right now. We can deal with the 
+accuracy/inaccuracy of her book AFTER 
+amnesty international's done charging 
+the US, AFTER the UN's done charging 
+the US, AFTER every country who's 
+signed on to ban landmines is done 
+charging the US.
+    --the editorial board of ATI
+#
+
+Two metaphors to lay on you all:
+1:   how would you like your marijuana.
+With our without paraquot?
+     cocaine.
+Baking soda or not?
+     Heroin.
+Bleached or unbleached needle?
+     Milk.
+BGH/BST or not?
+2: A&M lays off 500.
+Parker Pen lays off 425.
+Caldor lays off 1200
+AT&T and IBM each fire 2500 more.
+But the enonomy's looking up.
+
+US. JETS DID NOT BOMB IRAQ
+<PAWN> Bag Dad - Between 11am today 
+and 1pm GMT, US warplanes did not
+bomb any sights in Iraq proper.
+This is the first two hour period
+in 11 years that the United States
+had no "foreign policy" in Iraq.
+
+we end this ranticle with a verse 
+and a chorus of a song, entitled,
+
+Zilla. (c)1999 by Shy Ster
+
+Dbm
+When generals make agreements
+Ab7               Dbm
+Free trade isn't free.
+Dbm
+How about them got left out
+F#7               Dbm
+How 'bout you and me.
+
+Dbm   
+Free trade, free trade.
+Ab7              Dbm
+Free trade isn't free.
+Dbm
+Free trade, free trade.
+Ab7         Dbm
+NAFTA; fallacy.
+
+Send All Spice 2 ati@etext.org 
+
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+Young men, young women:
+Mom won't buy Playboy Channel?
+You're not allowed to surf 
+porn?
+Fear not. 
+There's always CMT.
+Country Music Television; soft
+core porn or what?
+
+Greeeeeeeetings, and welllllllcome
+to ATI, Actively Toasted Ink.
+Issue 170! It's March 15, I'm 
+prime anarchist and you're not.
+ATI is not sponsored by 7UP.
+The official cola of the UN.
+Also, not brought to you by
+Proctor and Gamble, the makers
+of Always, Ultra Maxi with Wings,
+Mount Pleasant, Iowa.
+Look for your free samples Today!
+Postal Service regulations require
+that this 'zine be delivered together
+with its accompanying postage-paid
+sample.
+If you should receive this 'zine
+without its accompanying sample,
+please complain to your local 
+postalworker.
+Now available in larger, more
+complicated Jumbo size packages.
+Thank you, Proctor and Hamburger.
+
+	,
+  _    ||   '
+ < \, =||= \\
+ /-||  ||  ||
+(( ||  ||  ||
+ \/\\  \\, \\
+
+
+FROM THE PUBLISHER
+------------------
+GUILTY 'TIL PROVEN OOPS: 
+Wrongfully Accused in the USA.
+     by Prime Anarchist
+What do David Keaton, Randall Padgett,
+Ronald Keine, Jay Smith, Perry Cobb
+and Freddy Pitts have in common?
+  All were released from death row
+between 1973 and 1997, having served
+a combined total of 35 years.
+  Wrongfully accused.
+  Has anyone looked them in the eye
+and said sorry? Not one that I know
+of.
+  Mumia Abu Jamal would add 17 years 
+to that total! 69 other people have
+been released since 1972 because the
+US justice system had made what we 
+should call a big boo boo, for all
+intents and purposes.
+   I became a tax-payer in this country 
+on or about 1986. I stayed that way 
+for quite a few years. The more I
+learn, the more I say "too many years,
+!Ya Basta!"
+  OK Lemme get to the point.
+  Padgett, Smith, Cobb, Abu-Jamal,
+let me be the next to say I'm sorry.
+!Lo fucking siento! Me f***ing disculpe.
+OR AM I THE FIRST? Anyone care to 
+repeat after me? I'm sorry. Where do
+we go from here?
+Keaton, Keine, Pitts; I'm sorry, but
+I don't apologize for your plight. 
+That didn't happen during MY cash-flow
+citizenship. Didn't happen on my watch.
+I empathize, I feel sorry, but I didn't
+allow these ones. Not my 'ballofwax.'
+Please forgive me, I paid my taxes like
+a "good nazi."
+   Where do we go from here? I guess 
+the Pope's guiltier than me. He started 
+to atone earlier, and he's still going at
+it. He's pushing harder. Let me nudge the
+Pope a little.
+   Hey Polish Pontiff. Let my death row
+people go. Talk louder, Pope. The prison
+industrial complex isn't hearing you yet.
+  /prime/
+     a side note that may hurt a little:
+     if you're white, mostly white, 
+     or "passing" and you ever got 
+     pulled over for driving the wrong 
+     way on a one-way or something and 
+     all YOU got was a "let that be a
+     warning" rather than handcuffs,
+     bruises and your brother on death-
+     row, repeat after me:
+       "I'm really, really sorry."
+
+   )(LETTUCE)(
+
+love your ezine as always
+:) krissy
+
+To the Editor of ATI:
+I only submit this spam in full because 
+135 seconds after I posted a "usenet"
+blasting Viagra as something that 
+sucks, I received this in my box.
+I don't have anything but two 
+co-incident-al events here to go on, 
+so I submit this for ATI's Conspiracy 
+of the Month.
+prime (414)
+
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+hey, that haiku 
+(there are no dryers in belize) 
+is the best piece of poetry 
+that ati has published yet...
+send more by her.  Hey baby, 
+I'm workin' on my PhD in 
+creative writing...let's get 
+concrete sometime.
+Chad.
+
+"How about canceling funds for 
+weapons and counterinsurgency 
+training for Mexico's armed forces??  
+How about cancelling funds for the 
+SCHOOL OF ASSASSINS at Ft. Benning, 
+Ga.??  I'm putting in my order for 
+this book!"
+--Michael Roadrunner about Marcos
+making the NYTimes again, and the
+SOA (school of the americas)
+
+
+1)How many blocks from your house
+    is the nearest Taco Bell.
+      12
+2)Nearest Walmart?
+      30
+3)Nearest Walgreens.
+      10
+Unfortunately this does not put 
+all three within walking
+(spraypainting/wheatpasting) 
+distance.  How about for a 
+future poll, how many blocks are 
+you inclined to walk in a night 
+of Wheatpasting in winter?
+Wheatpasting in summer?
+Spraypainting in winter?
+Spraypainting in summer?
+Steve (203)
+
+Subject: True-analog mastering 
+on your desktop!!!
+If you record music with digital 
+gear, you already know how 
+challenging it can be to get 
+that warm, broad, analog sound.
+T-RackS (http://www.t-racks.com) 
+solves this digital dilemma with 
+the first stand-alone mastering
+software for your Mac or PC, 
+physically modeled after vintage 
+analog gear.
+ anon.
+[hmmm. spam or something useful?]
+
+[sometimes we get other peoples'
+ mail...]
+Dear Mr. Benchley:
+	Thank you for taking the 
+time to read this letter. I have 
+enjoyed you books very much!  
+I, in turn, am working on a 
+writing project that entails
+contacting writers, editors, 
+and publishers who have a bit 
+more familiarity with the horror 
+genre than most others do, and 
+asking them to vote for their
+own personal choice of the three 
+best horror films of all time.   
+    I am tabulating the votes 
+as they come in, calculating 
+the results, and determining the 
+order of approximately the top 50 
+or 100 films to receive votes. 
+I will of course be happy to 
+furnish those results to all 
+who have responded. The results 
+will form the basis of a magazine 
+article I will write on the very 
+subject.
+    I would be most honored if you 
+could therefore e-mail your response 
+to this thorny question: What are the 
+three best horror films of all time?
+    Best of luck to you in all 
+your endeavors!
+Yours Sincerely,
+William Kozy care of
+billkozy@aol.com 
+or
+billkozy@juno.com
+
+Lets flan the bastards!
+CVance 
+
+Open Letter to Biotic Bakers
+I suggest the following:
+How about build a list of people 
+we think FC might have bombed 
+next, were Ted K not convicted 
+and then arrested -- and pie them
+one by one declaring ourselves 
+"a kinder gentler Luddite."
+Pi2K (541)
+
+DO THE NUMBAH RUMBA
+http://www.denverpost.com/news/news0314a.htm
+http://www.americanclass.com
+http://www.wildoats.com
+http://www.covertcomic.com
+http://www.clydelewis.com
+http://www.theofficenet.com/~redorman/pagea~1.htm
+http://www.laneta.apc.org/consultaEZLN
+http://www.truthinmedia.org
+http://www.netcom.com/~rnroybal
+http://www.ecoecho.org
+http://www.papershops.com
+http://www.cat.org.au/afaq/links.html
+http://elint.server101.com
+
+NEPOTISM WATCH.
+Drew Barrymore. All these 
+years I never gathered, "wonder
+if she's related to the great male
+lead John Barrymore?" Well she
+is. Grand-daughter I'm told.
+For a review of "Never Been Kissed"
+see the back issues of ATI.
+(don't remember which one. 164?
+169?)
+
+MOVIE SCOOP OF THE WEEK.
+Brad Pitt will soon play General
+George Armstrong Custer in a yet-
+to-be-titled Oliver Stone movie.
+
+ATI - Occasionally Kicking 
+Matt Drudge's Butt.
+
+FUNNIEST COMIC OF THE WEEK
+"The Future of Corporate Protest!"
+by R Sikoryak.
+Panel 2.
+<INLINE> 
+BUSINESSES TELL THEIR CUSTOMERS 
+WHICH PRODUCTS TO BOYCOTT.
+  "If you worry about peasant
+farmers," says a skater-kid-looking-
+guy representing a coffee company 
+which uses a lot of green marketing
+and has a "star" in its name and 
+also a "bucks."
+   "Don't buy the mocha. If you 
+worry about recycling, avoid the
+styrofoam cups," he says looking 
+so much the automaton a Seattle/
+Chicago merger made him.
+   "If you worry about exploited
+workers," he says in a deliberate
+act of sensibility and self-awareness,
+"use the self-serve line."
+
+Heads up.
+Father Roy will be in Lodi, NJ
+March 20-21, and Philly Mar 24-28.
+He will be in Boston Apr 9-10, 
+New Haven and Hartford Apr 12-13.
+Just so you know.
+If you're wondering what the heck
+I'm talking about, go back to your
+television, you'll be fine.
+
+----<><><><>----
+
+In memory of Alice Benally 
+(Oct 30 1923 - May 21 1997), 
+Robert Dorman will be posting a
+photograph of her (John Benally's 
+mother) to his BM web page later 
+today.
+Here is John's statement:
+
+MARCH 1999 AD
+My name is John Benally and I am 
+'Where the water meets together' 
+Clan and born for edge water, 
+my patrilineal clan is Apache Clan. 
+My matrilineal Grandfather is 'Many 
+Goat Clan'.
+We need all the support we can 
+at this time, a pressure on the 
+BIA, the Dept of Interior.
+We are threatened with losing our way 
+of life by relocating to the outside 
+world. It is very important that we 
+preserve our culture and ways of life. 
+We can't live in western world. Our 
+choices.. our ways of life.. being on 
+land exercising our belief and we don't 
+want any U.S. Government interference 
+with our life. This is on behalf of all 
+the ways on Indian land in this 
+hemisphere. We don't like the human 
+abuse, natural resource abuse thats 
+happening in our nation.
+As we are all aware as five fingered 
+family... we are ALL aware that we
+are losing all the differant 
+atmosphere and depletion of our 
+ozone, to where we're liable to 
+sacrifice under these consequences.
+We all know that once everything 
+was in balance and pure, now we all
+know it's out of balance. Climate, 
+global changes are happening, it's
+here, greenhouse effect is here.
+These are my awareness's and my
+concern.. then I think we are all 
+in the same boat. So act now, pressure
+the United States Government to tell 
+them that they're liable for it.
+That means industrial nation, fossil 
+fuel addiction, and nuclear addict.
+And thank you very much.
+John Benally. 
+Black Mesa, AZ
+
+ ][ ][ ][ ][
+
+BROADSHEET TIME
+SOA by Marc Frucht. completed 12Mar99
+  (cl) 1991 Marc Frucht. 
+     -for details on "copyleft" 
+      agreements see bottom-
+ 
+Bm
+Just got back from the school today, mama.
+                            F#7
+Didn't learn a thing today, mama.
+Bm
+Stuff you said about the golden rule 
+E7                     G
+Never shows up at that evil school
+Bm                 F#7       Bm
+Ain't goin to that school no more.
+
+
+(ch)
+Bm
+Ain't goin to that school no more,
+F#7
+Ain't goin to that school no more,
+Bm            
+Don' worry mama I'll be OK
+E7                    G
+They got nothin I can use anyway.  
+Bm                 F#7       Bm
+Ain't goin to that school no more. 
+
+
+Bm
+Marched right into that school today, mama.
+                                  F#7
+Told them to put their toys away, mama.
+Bm                  
+All they taught me I don' need.
+E7                G
+Glutton, stealin' corporate greed.
+Bm                 F#7       Bm
+Ain't goin to that school no more.
+
+
+Bm      
+This is school in americas, mama
+                       F#7
+Hate and conflict 101, mama
+Bm             
+Programmed rage from the butt of a gun
+E7                 G
+Sold their soul to Channel One.
+Bm                 F#7       Bm
+Ain't goin to that school no more.
+
+intro.
+------------2---
+------------3---
+------------4---(repeats 
+-----------4----  once)
+-----4--2-------
+-2-5---5--------
+
+-2-------2
+-3-------3
+-2-------4
+-4-------4
+-5-4-2-0-2
+-2--------
+
+melody.
+-----------------------------------------
+-------------------------3---------------
+-4---4----4----4----4----------4-2---2-4-
+-----------------------------------------
+-----------------------------------------
+-----------------------------------------
+ Just got back from the school today mama
+
+----------------------2-2---2----
+-------------2---3------------2--
+-4-4------4----------------------
+---------------------------------
+---------------------------------
+---------------------------------
+ Didn't learn a thing today, mama!
+
+(cl) Copyleft. If you take this, you
+must keep it intact at all times.
+Anyone who asks for it must receive it
+as quickly as you can get it to them.
+Authorship information must remain
+intact. 
+
+Any changes, parodies, editing must
+be clearly marked. 
+
+Feel free to share, with any and all.
+Please never make any money off this.
+If you ever make more than you can
+handle, please give away an equal
+amount to the charity of your 
+choice.
+
+Storage of this content in any
+form signifies acceptance of
+copyleft and the philosophy as
+a whole.
+
+Should you not agree with these 
+terms, there is a delete button
+on your keyboard.
+
+<><><><>
+
+So here's the chart from last
+week's ATI Poll.
+We only got 6 responses so far.
+Send yours in soon, so we can
+have a much more accurate social
+statement.
+ati@etext.org
+
+TB 12  1  8  12  11  8
+WM 15  -  18 30  21  19
+WG 25  -  9  10  14  13
+
+So the average human, carbon-
+based, lives about 9 blocks from 
+a Taco Bell, 17 blocks from a 
+Walmart and 12 blocks from a
+Walgreens.
+
+Oh yeah, and to the person who
+sent in "1." What are you, the
+owner?
+#
+
+Dateline March. In seperate
+incidents, two Bronx toddlers were 
+killed when television sets toppled  
+on to their heads as they attempted
+to hug the teletubbies.
+  /source/ Gear Magazine. March 99
+	   pg. 32.
+#
+
+SHIPWRECK MAY BELONG TO MARCO POLO
+<PAWN> Newport, RI - A marinara collegist
+has uncovered clues that suggest a wreck
+at the bottom of the harbour is that of
+the HMS Sparticus, the ship that carried
+the Polish Pope, Capt. Marco Polo on his
+legendary South Pacific expedition two
+years ago. 
+   After James Cook didn't want it 
+anymore, Marco Polo bought it for an 
+undisclosed amount of $5.97; renamed it
+and its fate became lost to time.
+   But DK Biafra says her reading of 
+old Yiddish proverbs indicates that 
+Sparticus may be lying in 20 feet of 
+jellyfish and Naval Weekend vomit in
+Newsport Harbour.
+   If she is right, it "would easily
+be one of the most important vessels
+to be discovered in the history of
+international merry time exploration,"
+says Cotten "Hot Rod" Mather, an 
+underwater skinnydippologist at the
+University of Rhode Island.
+   "If she's wrong," said John
+Ledyard, UConn's department head of
+Merry Time Anthropology, Archeology,
+and Geological Surveys 7-432, "we'll
+stone her in a public den of thieves,
+vermin, prostitutes and politicians."
+   The Sparticus will be razed up as
+soon as the divers can entice Keiko
+to get away from it.
+
+ATI FLAGWORD OF THE DAY
+If on a resume or at an interview someone
+keeps telling you how "proactive" they
+are, steer clear. "Don't call us, we'll 
+call you." Get away, flee, kick them 
+out. 
+  They won't get a darned thing done.
+  Proactive is a twenty-dollar word.
+You can buy it in sheets at temp agencies
+and job search companies all over the 
+world. Why, I once saw an 8X10 chock
+full of these "power words." I was
+tempted to apply for a job filling 
+out the resume alphabetically just 
+to see what comes of the interview. 
+   But I didn't need a job.
+
+
+To Interact interactively with ATI
+go to: 
+http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+
+SWAG ME WITH A SPOONERISM
+I've just learned of a neo-new
+music industry standard. I do the
+"double neo" there because it might
+not be so new afterall. <payola>
+It's something that probably should
+have stopped before it began <payola>
+Everyone from the Sex Pistons to
+RadioHeard and everyone in between,
+it seems, is required to think up a
+junk toy <payola> price range $30-80
+to attach to promo CD's given or lent
+to journalists and DJ's. <payola>
+It also parallels something which
+greatly disturbs me in the past and
+present <payola> 
+   Say you're a rear-end admiral in
+the US Davy or a Prentagon poop. And
+you're trying to decide who gets a
+billion dollar contract <payola>
+Suddenly your secretary gets a dozen
+roses from an anonymous source named
+P Takis Veliotis of General Dynamics.
+It's got hundred dollar bills poked
+onto all the thorns. <payola> Who
+Ya Gonna Award?
+   I don't know. Am I making too 
+much here? Reaching? Am I drawing
+a parallel <payola> that's just
+not close enough? You decide.
+
+
+
+We end with two parodies to the
+same song. NSinc's "Your Love is
+Like a River."
+
+1.
+Your love is like a river
+Gettin' me wet
+Your soul is like a secret 
+That I never forget.
+When I look into your eyes
+My heart gets all blue.
+God must have trust-
+Ed me just to lust after you.
+
+2.
+You came into my life
+Sent from above
+When I lost all hope 
+You showed me love
+I'm checkin for you 
+Boy you're right on time
+Angel of mine.
+
+Send everything to our complaint
+dept. ati@etext.org
+
+
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+        pi(e)2K
+
+Live, from the triple canopy 
+temperate rainforest, it's ATI.
+(At leasT my grampa was In it.)
+
+We begin with a #'s run, 'cause
+that's what we do sometimes.
+
+http://www.downcity.net/szarka/music/list.html
+http://users.skynet.be/kola/poetry.htm
+http://www.geocities.com/rainforest/canopy/4636
+http://www.netmanor.com/unity/unity.html
+http://www.earthwins.com
+http://members.xoom.com/woodstock99
+http://earthforcenetwork.com/about/rblackgoat.htm
+http://earthforcenetwork.com/about/olyons.htm
+http://students.ou.edu/C/Brian.A.Crabtree-1
+http://www.tekknowledge.com/gonzo/sausage_creature.txt
+http://www.notowar.com
+http://pagina.de/capelli
+http://www.uwa.moles.org
+http://www.cqs.com
+http://www.hanksville.org/storytellers
+http://www.purl.oclc.org/NET/sand
+http://www.webcrunchers.com/india
+http://members.xoom.com/AhimsaZine
+http://www.whoohah.com
+http://www.bikesummer.org/notTelevisedLyrics.htm
+http://www.criscenzo.com/jaguar
+http://www.angelfire.com/pa/ESF
+http://i.am/kokopeli
+
+123456789...............10
+
+	,
+  _    ||   '
+ < \, =||= \\
+ /-||  ||  ||
+(( ||  ||  ||
+ \/\\  \\, \\
+
+
+
+Next up after numbers, is letters, but
+first a word from our publisher, the
+Prime Anarchist.
+
+The power of poetry is the letter P.
+It's sexiness is seen in the letter S.
+     Spooning.
+The songs I ditched when you left me.
+     Oh.
+     Or?
+The songs I left when you ditched me.
+
+Bill Murray on SNL makes me almost
+think this world is mine. Of course
+Drew Barrymore makes me almost sure.
+Shirley, Garbage were great, you were
+2, but what's with that stupid dress
+you wore? It looked like a gigantic
+neck-tie. Was that some kind of 
+message for Monika and Bill?? 
+If I had to live through tribulation
+I would want you there with me Bill.
+Man, you rock my world Bill. I love 
+you, man.
+
+Let me stand next to your fire: Jimmy
+Hendrix for the Pontiac Sunfire. I've
+got 3 words; You People Suck.
+
+And now, here's OJ Simpson for the
+Money Store.
+
+
+=/=prime outa here=/=
+
+
+------- -- ----- ----
+LETTUCE TO CHEWS FROM
+------- -- ----- ----
+"gimme an 'eh!'
+
+Thanks for visiting. Put info on 
+pie throwing on my ecopolitics 
+secton. This is the second time 
+visited your fine site, will be 
+back. 
+ Loved the PIE2K philosophy.
+Hydratwo (aol)
+
+Dear Marco,
+  Sounds like your are having 
+a great time and bringing 
+pleasure to many.
+    Blessings. Joy
+P.S. I'm trying to publicize the 
+Hague Appeal for Peace and the 
+need for a Mega Coalition to help 
+the U.S. turn around its priorities--
+or "grow up" spiritually."  
+Could you append this to your 
+E-mails, or send it out to your list? 
+  ____..._______.....___________....._____________..._______...>__
+ ()  Initiating a new era of peace, justice, compassion, and    ()
+ | sanity--THE HAGUE APPEAL FOR PEACE takes place May 11 to 15,  |
+ # 1999,in the Netherlands. This gathering marks the 100th anni- #
+ | versary of the First International Peace Conference at the    |
+ |Hague--which helped lead to the formation of League of Nations.|
+ # You can join in spirit with individuals & groups from around  #
+ | the world!  Spread the word and insist on news coverage!      |
+ () ---> www.Haguepeace.org       Joy Crocker(510) 531-2762=20
+                 jcrocker@concentric.net
+  --...--------...--------------...---------------...-------...----
+    Are you into helping us publicize 
+the Hague Appeal for Peace? We GOTTA 
+get people coming to the Hague 
+Mega-coalition that hopefully will 
+get at the root causes of the 
+problems that you and I have to 
+spend so much time protesting and 
+trying to solve.
+    Many thanks for any help you 
+can give.  
+J.C.
+
+To: Governor.elect@state.mn.us
+Hey Governor Ventura,
+George The Animal Steele is smarter 
+than you.
+He would have embraced the Native 
+Americans protecting their ancestral 
+burial grounds in your state the day 
+after he was sworn in, or maybe 
+even sooner!!!
+Sincerely,
+Marco 
+ps:
+Please eddikate U-self on the issue 
+if you have no idea what I'm talking 
+about, ok?
+pps: Show me you meant it when you 
+wore that frilly buckskin vest 
+lookin' all wannabe, or else I may 
+have to deal with you the way my dad 
+used to deal with Chief Jay 
+Strongblow in front of Fred Vlassic 
+and everything.
+
+
+i don't know if you'll get this 
+message anytime soon, you seem to 
+have a number of different addresses.
+at any rate, i did a dejanews 
+search for myself (slight paranoia 
+attack, you know) and came across a 
+message posted in alt.native (i 
+believe).
+that message, entitled "buffy #3/3" 
+included a link to my (now moved)
+website.
+so, i just wanted to drop a line 
+asking how you came across my site, 
+what you liked about it, what made 
+you link it into your newsletter 
+and also to advise you of the address 
+change (see the .sig below).
+oh, and i looked at some of your 
+pages.  
+nice stuff....
+later,
+mat (!!!)
+http://freespeech.org/mat
+
+
+This week's ATI not brought 2
+U by HOOT (tm) brand ketchups
+| So similar to Heinz -    |
+| Your waitstaff can just  |
+|     keep   refilling..   |
+
+
+SCHOOL OF THE AMERICAS WATCH AT
+ST. NORBERT COLLEGE
+--
+By Matthew Reedy
+--
+For the past three years, St. Norbert
+students and a handful of Green Bay
+residents have been active members of
+the School of the Americas Watch.
+The SOA is a military training 
+facility located on the campus of Fort
+Benning, GA. The SOA has trained over
+60,000 Central American soldiers since
+1946. The annual budget for the SOA is
+over $18 million, funded by our tax
+dollars. SOA Watch was founded by Fr.
+Roy Bourgeois, a MaryKnoll priest.
+Fr. Roy began the SOA Watch upon his
+discovery of human rights abuses 
+committed by SOA graduates. Fr. Roy
+is a Purple Heart veteran of the 
+Vietnam [collateral damage capades,
+a semi-annual event] and a missionary
+to the poor in Central America. He 
+witnessed first hand the misery 
+caused by U.S. policy in Central
+America. For the past nine years,
+peace activists have been protesting
+the SOA and calling for its closing.
+SOA officials claim that the school
+promotes democracy, freedom, and 
+human rights in Central America.
+This stark contrast in viewpoint has
+caused the SOA and its existence to
+become very controversial at SNC, as
+well as in [Wisconsin and] the House 
+and Senate.
+St. Norbert students will be travelling
+to Washington, DC to lobby and protest
+the SOA, Friday, April 30 thru Monday,
+May 3. Please call Matt Reedy or
+visit http://www.soaw.org to learn
+more about the School of the Americas.
+
+Today is /\
+Day     /3 \ of
+	\  /  pie2K
+	 \/       !!!
+
+
+
+ATI MUSIC NEWS. I'M CURTIS
+BLOWDER. YOU HEARD IT, mtv sucks,
+FIRSTEST.
+
+    SAN FRANCISCO--SATURDAY'S 22nd 
+annual presentation of the Bammies 
+at the Bill Graham Civic Auditorium 
+didn't just bridge the north and 
+south of California, it spanned 
+generations.
+  Paul Kantner and Joan Baez were 
+joined by a new generation of LA 
+flash musicians, including Harvard
+educated guitarist Tom Morello 
+from Rage Against the Machine, 
+Smashmouth's Steve Harwell and 
+No Doubt's Gwen Stefani.
+   Bob Weir and jam-mates Rob
+Wasserman on bass, Merl Saunders 
+on keyboards and Dave Ellis on sax
+hooked up with the Long Beach Dub 
+All-Stars, whose former leader,
+Bradley Nowell, died of a drug 
+overdose.
+  And most importantly, Bonnie Raitt 
+won the Arthur M. Sohcot award for 
+public service, and in keeping with 
+her ways, promised to give the award 
+to the woman who has been perched in 
+a tree for a year to save the 
+redwoods, Julia ``Butterfly'' Hill. 
+Always one to go above and beyond, 
+Raitt said she will climb up the 
+tree to give it to Hill. 
+  Is this the same Bonnie Raitt who
+donated thirty-five Fender acoustic
+guitars to Boys and Girls Clubs in
+Green Bay, Wisc? Go Bonnie; go 
+Bonnie; go Bonnie, go...
+  [this story carved from 
+   barbed-wire cervicles]
+
+
+dEvaSTATe the rainforest.
+   S K I T T L E S
+
+
+"Next Week On Real World."
+By the Trash Man.
+^Janet and Irene Kiss, but decide
+they like boys better.
+^Nate gets an attitude adjustment.
+^Lindsey gets caught shoplifting
+at Victoria's Secret.
+^Irene vacations in Connecticut.
+
+     ***U R Tuned 2 KATI*** 
+     ***  Radius Radio. ***
+     *** 99 on your dial***
+
+
+As we stand in the rink of a new
+millenium; ah but who's counting.
+
+Live from Rusted Root, Pennsylvania
+It's a bird, it's a plane, it's
+PAP PAWN (Prime Anarchist Prod.,
+Prime Anarchist World News Tonite)
+With Morley Shaver, Rupert Third-
+Rock, and Wolf Schitzer.
+
+<PAWN>INDIAN GETS OUT OF JAIL
+by Alison Lovendowski, a Prime 
+Anarchist World News Special
+Report. -Dateline 21mar99-
+MENOMINEE, WI. - Medical Marijuana
+charges against Walkin Refrigerator
+were dropped Tuesday when Menominee
+County Sheriff Walkin Tonka drove
+up and threatened to bust him out
+of jail if the entire tribe doesn't
+legalize pot.
+   "C'mon, Warden," Tonka was heard
+pleading, Monday night, "The guy's
+got glaucoma in his eyes so thick
+it's coming out his ears, his lungs
+are bleeding, polyps hanging off 
+his butt looking like string cheese
+and his left testicle hurts, for 
+crying out loud. Give the guy an
+aspirin or legalize pot."
+   "Let me get this straight," said
+Warden Whipper T. Nordistrugle, "you
+say Refrigerator's got glaucoma, 
+bleeding lungs, polyps, walking 
+pneumonia, and blueballs, and you 
+want either one aspirin or marijuana
+legalized?"
+   "I said, the guy's got glaucoma
+in his eyes so thick it's bleeding out
+his ears, his lungs are shot, tumors
+all over his ass, and blueballs. 
+Pneumonia would about kill him right
+now. Give him an aspirin or legalize
+dope!"
+   Nordistrugle looked through the
+rulebooks for dispensing of aspirin,
+and dispensing of herbs legal and 
+illicit. The herb book was 29 pages,
+yet the aspirin book was 432 pages 
+long. Apparently aspirin is not allowed
+within 50 miles of any prisons in the
+continental united states.
+   "Holy Hoohah," were the last words
+Nordistugle used that night. The following
+morning he marched into Menominee Tribal
+Conference Hall and Bingo Mall, shouted
+at the top of his lungs, "Medical Pot
+Will Be Legal From Here On In. MPL43-102."
+   He then took a black and gold oversized
+pen with the words Untied States Senate,
+and signed the tribal bill into law.
+   Refrigerator was released on his own
+trust, and Sheriff Walkin Tonka was last
+seen in the Purgatory Lounge, (yes, across
+from St. Pringles Parish) complaining 
+about how he never got to use his 3 inch
+thick hemp rope and his shiny new bumper
+hitch.
+  -#-
+  
+
+EX-MARINE OFFENDED ABOUT SPORTS TEAM NAME.
+(PAWN) - Minneapolis. Erik Larsen is 
+offended about the name "Vikings."
+  "I know Amerikans never appease people
+of colour unless they take care o' the
+white people first," said Larsen to our
+special War Whore Core Despondent, Walt
+Street. "So maybe if they rename the 
+Vikings to the Niggers or the Wannabes - 
+next up for change may be the Redskins
+or the Braves, right?" Larsen is a
+former linebacker for the US Marines,
+aside from his grandmother's side of
+the family who were real live Vikings
+"when they were alive," he calls himself
+mostly white.
+   -30-
+
+         /\-----/
+        /ending/
+       /----\-/
+
+Well that's it for ATI this week.
+A shortie.
+Send all sugarcookies and pie2K
+stories to ati@etext.org
+
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+ LIVE, from MECCA, Public Affairs
+ Division of the United States
+ Military, we are CNN.
+
+        ,
+  _    ||   '
+ < \, =||= \\
+ /-||  ||  ||
+(( ||  ||  ||
+ \/\\  \\, \\
+9903300003 vol. 11 - issue 172
+Attitudinal Treadmills Illuminated.
+
+Fr0m tHe PUBlishEr:
+You gotta run in front of a deaf
+person and flail your arms to get
+their attention. Screaming their
+name out louder and louder still
+just won't do it. But we try
+anyways, don't we?
+
+Did you ever wonder how much of lint
+is dirt, oils and dead skin; and how 
+much is your clothing going away?
+
+Prime Anarchist Productions:
+We're the "slash" in
+http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+
+Harlem Globetrotters on Donny & Marie.
+Sweet Lou, Za Zu and El Nino. Where's
+High Rise Hardy?? Sweet Georgia Brown,
+have they really been at it 73 years,
+y'all???
+
+Hi, I'm OJ Simpson for the Money Store.
+If YOU need a legal loanshark...
+
+There's a new ATI flagword of the week.
+If a talking head begins every sentence
+with the phrase, "well clearly," it's
+definitely scripted and it won't be the
+least bit clear. S/he's using those
+words to stall 'til the teleprompter
+catches up.
+
+Pfizer's got a new product to put on
+the market. Ready to be a new guinea
+pig again? You remember Visene? 
+Viagra? How about Tysene? That was
+Pfizer's biggest failure of their
+history. They soaked a gazillion bucks
+into research as to whether the same
+addictive substance used to get the
+red out in Visene, might work up
+your nose so they could kick
+Neo Sinefrin's butt. Well, they
+sniffed it but never got a kick.
+Tyzene failed miserably. 
+   Well, now they're trying Tiagra.
+It's a nose spray and a wee-willy
+hardener all wrapped up in one. 
+Tiagra is made up of the same stuff
+that Visene and Viagra are made up
+of. 100% corporate sleaze. The only
+difference in each product is the
+amounts of water. Try some in a 
+parlour or pharmacy near you.
+   If you don't get clear sinuses
+and a big willy right away, all your
+money back. 
+<small> "the most interesting side
+effects were bed-wetting, nosebleed
+and inability to "get it down."
+
+OK, enjoy this issue of ATI. Another
+muzikl 1. Shouts to Jose Feliciano &
+Robert Dorman.
+MORE SHOUTS:
+    Twist Magazine, Moxyfruvous, 
+Yael from Yugo, Ed Asner, Chica 
+Suave, Adam, Irma, Matt, Staci.
+
+=p=
+
+      /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\
+ATI - Sayin' the things you don't
+        wanna hear, butcha know 
+           U wanna say 'em.
+      /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\
+
+
+THE LETTUCE LINE FORMS 2 THE LEFT: 
+Or Lettuce From Our Reed R's
+
+Hi Marco,
+
+I wrote this a long time ago. You 
+can use it in ATI if you like. I 
+thought I would send it after you 
+mentioned The UNs and P&G recently 
+:)
+Three guesses, it's an REM song 
+:-)
+and I wrote it when I was ticked off 
+with net greed, esp. with Geocities
+Anna Keats
+
+--------------
+The website's fallen
+Look at my hands
+They found some kinder, gentler hands,
+rubbing mice, click and choose
+Who will they choose?
+Here is the news.
+
+Look at that website
+Look at this man
+Tired and blackballed
+He'll hide his content from Geo
+He'll hide his content from Geo
+
+Green grow the servers grow
+Green grow the servers grow
+Green grow the servers grow
+The browser points the surfer home
+
+Pay for your freedom,
+find another gate
+Guilt by associate,
+The net wilted a long time ago
+Guilty as you go
+
+Stay off that server, 
+word is it's not so safe
+The cookies that hide the greenbacks
+The bright glow of gain
+
+Green grow the servers grow
+Green grow the servers grow
+Green grow the servers grow
+The browser points the surfer home
+
+to: ati@etext.org
+>    If anyone needs to know what 
+> on earth Chiapas and Black Mesa
+> have in common, besides Indigenous 
+> being oppressed, they probably
+> shouldn't go there yet, but I'll 
+> say it here loud, so you can
+> soon:
+>
+>       U R A N I U M !
+
+And in Kosovo, an ore lies beneath 
+the mountains needed for trigger
+devices in nuclear warheads. 
+Humanitarian action is a noble thing 
+in itself. I wish that was all it was.
+Oliver! (502)
+
+Greetings Marco
+
+Yep can sure feel it ... 
+it's been a real bad day
+I heard it on the TV
+The bombing would begin
+Innocents in the crossfire?
+
+Yep can sure feel it...
+news of 10,000 sheep 
+I saw it in the paper
+to carry human DNA within 
+Innocents in the crossfire?
+
+Yep I can sure feel it ...
+Been eating cheese scones
+Heartburn ... heartache
+for the innocents in the crossfire
+
+Arohanui .. Love
+For your inspiration
+Carman (???)
+
+Hi Marc,
+I checked out your web site. 
+I laughed, I cried. I think 
+I mostly did the latter. 
+Good job.
+  I don't know why I decided 
+to do Lovin' You at alt.guitar.tab. 
+I think it was because of the ultra 
+high notes that Minnie Riperton sang. 
+It reminded me of early Mariah Carey. 
+Its irritating but fascinating at
+the same time.
+-=MarkAlbert=-
+
+thanks for the e-m.  an ego booster 
+to be sure.  also liked the zines
+especially the "copyleft" concept.  
+i'll use it in future.  may i submit
+contributions?
+take care, 
+saji
+
+Hope this is to your liking...
+
+"Sometimes I Sleep"
+(You heard our cries; you knew 
+we were in trouble and abused.
+Deuteronomy 26:7b)
+
+Sometimes I sleep on my silence and never cry,
+sometimes I  wink at the wonder in the atmosphere,
+sometimes I pan fool’s gold from the coldwater faucet,
+sometimes I eat meatloaf unmannerly without thanking.
+
+sometimes I look at the pink stars in the latte sky
+without wonder
+without a sigh
+and leave my lattice where it leans in easy slumber
+
+sometimes I thresh the grain without joy for rain,
+sometimes I cash my check and pocket the cash
+leaving the ATM to the next Friday slave
+(i remember my PIN number but not my Maker)
+
+sometimes I look at the burnedhole memories
+in my roof with
+the lost ceiling tiles
+and forget the covering of newdawn that
+reflected off the dead ashes like diamond dust
+and replaced mourning with reflections of day
+
+You brought me here...
+past the terror...
+past humiliation...
+through the loss like a tunnel of smoke,
+and terrified the terror,
+humbled the humiliation
+and wrapped up grief in the spearhole
+in Your side
+
+So I bring my bestcrops before You,
+I lay my through-the-wringer life at Your hands
+and laugh
+and cry
+and shout Thanks
+till the mountains and the stars echo back
+and remind me not to sleep in silence
+when You answer my troubled sigh
+
+You answered my troubled sigh.
+
+mark p.
+
+   -=-=-=-=-=-
+
+Mark,
+I enjoy your ezine. 
+Very entertaining.
+  I thought you might get 
+a kick out of this spam 
+(edited for brevity). Note
+item #4 on how they "get the 
+cleanest email addresses available 
+anywhere."
+Apparently the only way to get off 
+those lists is to become a "terrorist"
+or "anti-internet advertising 
+extremist."
+Keep up the good work,
+Jim
+Fragments
+
+.+`.+`.+`.+`
+Cheezy Weezels 
+in Drag!
+Cygnus
+`+.`+.`+.`+.
+
+> DC Dave,
+> That poem was
+> really really
+> good.
+> 
+> marco
+
+Thanks.  
+You made my day.  
+I just hope it can DO some good.
+David Martin
+--
+DC Dave                       
+news:alt.thebird
+column & poetry: 
+http://thebird.org/host/dcdave
+
+
+     ATI - All The Fits That 
+           Print; We News...
+
+/prime
+   /anarchist
+      /productions
+           /#'s
+               /run
+
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+http://www.truthinmedia.org
+http://www.allegory-ampitheatre.com/soa.htm
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/soa.html
+http://www.williamsmusic.simplenet.com/ghostwriter.html
+http://www.suck.org
+http://www.theofficenet.com/~redorman/pagea~1.htm
+
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+
+MUSIC REVIEW
+     by the Prime Anarchist
+
+I think Jonathan Richman was the last 
+good show I saw here at Concert Cafe.
+That was what, end of last summer?
+Have I been crawling through the 
+desert without a horse that long?
+"Water, water..." 
+    Going without good music is 
+like eating at Taco Bell. The flavor
+is almost present, but your body 
+can't taste a thing. Or a bigmac.
+   Consume 10 of them, have you eaten 
+anything yet? No flavor, no taste -
+no nutrients. Unlike watching the 
+Hansen Family Three, or Alanis 
+Hootiefish, seeing a local indie show
+is like eating at a real restaurant -
+Seeing Hansonfish Hootiesette is the
+bigmac or a gordita.
+   Well, Little Blue Crunch Things and
+LBC at an indie show is even better,
+like having a farmer hand you some 
+food (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH STERILE
+MONSANTO FOODSTUFF!) and cooking it up
+yourself.
+       You know you're in for a "really
+big shoe" tonite when the same Jonathan
+Richman crowd is there. You walk in and
+look for your place to stand and 
+maybe rage.
+    Let me tell you a little bit about
+Wisconsin people. If we like something
+we throw all our support behind it and
+we just about do it in formation. Not
+formally assigned seats, but close, eh?
+    There was a lot of dancing going on
+in the first four rows, come to think
+of it there was a lot of raging back by
+where the soundman does his thing too.
+Even over where you buy CD's and 
+T-Shirts you got some pogo happening
+over there.
+    I'm going to talk most about LBCT's
+bass player and the awesome singer. 
+I don't remember any names, so that's 
+their nicknames for now. Bass Player 
+was Geezer Butler meets Stanley Clarke.
+During the last song, which was a long
+all-out wailfest, Player's laying down
+this blistering wah-wah heavy metal
+rock-on "call & response" stuff that
+Awesome Singer's copying note for note
+on beat box.
+     Two things give away that Singer
+plays an additional instrument to voice:
+1) How lyrical the lyrics are, and how
+rhythmic his chants and rants are; and
+2) The sax-strap around his neck.
+Yes, Singer's an awesome front man in
+the traditional band leader sense, and
+he's also excellent at improvising solos
+on the sax. There are two sax players
+soloing throughout a LBCT gig, him and
+one other. Makes for a pretty solid 
+wall of sound out of this group.
+    Lucky Boys Confusion call themselves
+reggae-punk-hop. Yeah, I heard all that
+and a whole lot more. It's like Dred
+Zeppelin meets Jello Biafra and Woodie
+Guthrie in an Alliance Teleconfrence
+call and sing all the songs they've
+each written lately for a megaton
+collaboration.
+    Wow. They played a lot of stuff
+from their new CD, Growing Out of It.
+I'm sure this'll change soon, but my
+favorite song so far is called 40/80.
+    The band consists of Kaustubh
+(call him Stubhy if you can't pronounce
+it right) Pandar, lead vocals; Ryan
+Fergus, drums; Adam Krier, Rhythm Guitar,
+vocals; Jason Shullejan, Bass; and Joe
+Sill, the lead guitarist.
+    Best go to their website and hear
+a couple songs and if you don't sign
+their guestbook I'm going to be bummed.
+LBCT brought LBC here from Chicago for
+the first time. 
+They BETTER come back.
+Soon. 
+Often.
+
+
+==========????========????======
+???Whoever took my macaroni and 
+cheese crayon(tm)? Give it back!
+=======????=======????==========
+
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+
+Today is /\
+Day     /11\ of
+        \  /  pie2K
+         \/       !!!
+
+Subject: shared opinion? (fwd)
+to ati by marco.
+A woman who met Jackson Browne backstage
+once and still has a crush on him, put
+"Lives In The Balance" lyrics up saying
+they fit the war we just started. So here's
+what I responded with.
+/\/\ /\ /^ < ()
+
+-=-=-=-=-
+
+Yes, beautiful women who have crushes
+on Jackson Browne. I agree he's a 
+very profound songwriter.
+The rest I can't really agree OR 
+disagree on, I've never seen him 
+backstage. Darryl Hannah still 
+professes he's a very beautiful man, 
+despite a breakup many years ago.
+
+Here's another song with 
+same sentiment, that I find
+quite "in place" at the moment.
+I sing it in Em, but this is the
+Pearl Jam version, which knocked
+me off my socks when I saw Bob
+Dylan's birthday party. I really
+wish I could have been there; but
+they don't let me in Radio City
+Music Hall very often. 
+   When I was 5 I tore up three 
+velvet seats and scratched a run
+in one of the Rockettes' nylons,
+and I don't think they've yet
+forgiven me.
+
+Am                   Am Am7 Am
+Come you masters of war
+Am                      Am Am7 Am
+You that build the big guns
+Am                      Am 7 Am
+You that build the death planes
+Am                        Am Am7 Am
+You that build all the bombs
+
+Am                     Am Am7 Am
+You that hide behind walls
+Am                      Am Am7 Am
+You that hide behind desks
+Am     C           G          F    AmAm7 Am
+I just want you to know I can see through your masks
+
+You that never have done nothin' 
+but build to destroy
+You play with my world 
+like it's your little toy
+You put a gun in my hand 
+then you hide from my eyes
+Then you turn and run farther 
+when the fast bullets fly
+
+Like Judas of old 
+you lie and deceive
+A world war can't be won, 
+and you want me to believe
+But I see through your eyes 
+and I see through your brain
+Like I see through the water 
+that runs down my drain
+
+You that fasten all the triggers 
+for the others to fire
+Then you sit back and watch 
+while the death count gets higher
+You that hide in your mansions 
+while the young people's blood
+Flows out of their bodies 
+and gets buried in the mud
+
+You've thrown the worst fear 
+that can ever be hurled
+Fear to bring children 
+into the world
+For threatening my baby, 
+unborn and unnamed
+You ain't worth the blood 
+that runs in your veins
+
+How much do I know 
+to talk out of turn
+You might say that I'm young, 
+you might say I'm unlearned
+But there's one thing I know, 
+though I'm younger than you
+Even Jesus would never 
+forgive what you do
+ 
+Let me ask you one question:  
+is your money that good?
+Will it buy you forgiveness?  
+Do you think that it could?
+I think you will find 
+when your death takes its toll
+All the money you made 
+will n'er buy back your soul
+
+And I hope that you die 
+and your death will come soon
+I'll follow your casket 
+through the pale afternoon
+And I'll watch while you're 
+lowered into your death bed
+I'll stand over your grave 
+till I'm sure that you're dead
+
+
+    ----<><><><>----
+
+
+
+
+Need Parity? Try a Parody.
+
+Your love is like a Beetle
+Cost me too much
+Your soul is like a blind date
+Where you're both going dutch
+When I check my checkbook yo
+I know that it's true
+God must have spent 
+His last thirty cent 's'on you.
+
+GUITAR ANARCHY TIP # 9 
+I heard a Christopher Parkening 
+version of Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring
+that was different from the 
+"Parkening Plays Bach" album I've
+got. 
+  The NPR station I have access to
+at work played it today. Good God!
+It's the most inspired thing I've 
+ever heard out of a guitar's sound-
+hole. Or a human's soul for that
+matter. Where can I find it?
+  Please tell me there's only 2
+Parkening interpretations on 
+"vinyl" so I can find it quickly,
+eh? Becuase I won't want to buy
+any others. I may just never buy
+guitar recordings again if I ever
+get my hands on that one.
+  Wow!
+
+
+Job Title: Farm Service Rep.
+To Apply: Call Kim at 1800fecg1od
+Employer: Orkin Pest Control
+Pay: 1300 - 2500 per month
+Hours: 40/wk. 1st shift.
+Minimum Requirements: None
+Job Description: We offer complete
+paid training, company vehicle, sick
+days, paid vacations, 401K, long term
+disability, and weekly lung check-up
+examinations.
+
+Job Title: Operative, Central Intell.
+To Apply: call 1-800-SOA-0RUS
+Employer: If you don't know, don't ask.
+Pay: See Orkin Pest Control ad.
+Hours: ibid.
+Minimum Reg: big ibid.
+Job Description: Travel to exotic,
+distant lands; meet exciting unusual
+people and kill them.
+
+For Sale: F-117 parts.
+Most Good Condition; Reasonable Prices 
+Everything Must Go. Used once by a
+little old soldier with an anthropene
+injection he didn't open.
+  -0-by nitrous owl-0-
+Another example of the Serbs' sense 
+of humor bolstering their defiance of
+the "world's greatest superpower" was 
+evident in this mock "Classified Ad,"
+which was sent to us from Belgrade:
+   CLASSIFIEDS
+   Selling spare parts for Lockheed F117A:
+   1. State of the art navigational unit
+   2. Fire control system
+   3. Low mileage. Slightly damaged.
+   4. Price: Negotiable.
+
+
+=-=-=  AP, AP, Why You Buggin:  =-=-=
+  A headline Commentary by rATIug
+NATIVES HAVE MIXED REACTIONS
+  =1771 or 1999?=
+PROTESTS ROCK MACEDONIA
+  =999 or 1999?=
+ROUND 2 POUNDED OUT BY NATO
+  =1940 or 1999?=
+CONFLICT CROSSES ALBANIAN BORDER
+AS SERBS ATTACK AMERICAN EMBASSY
+  =1899 or 1999??=
+
+and now, A MICHAEL MOORE MOMENT...
+   I just watched my 8th, (count
+'em eight) movie where a sub-theme
+is that a hacker finds a company
+that rounds down a quarter of a
+penny times however many transactions
+are made and s/he diverts it into 
+their private account.
+   Well, instead of attacking two
+rather obvious flaws in this 
+wonderful thrilling adventurous
+tall-tale I'll make an off the 
+wall suggestion that is more in the
+"social engineering" department 
+than the "hack/phreak" dept.
+   Hmmm. Is there a story title
+there? I can see it now. "SOCIAL
+ENGINEER: Hacker With Attitude."
+   Anywho... has anyone thought
+about just walking up to their
+boss and saying, "you know boss,
+I'm aware that your accounting
+prog just leaves a bunch of money
+behind that doesn't go to anyone.
+Do you think rather than breaking
+the law I could just ask you to
+get permission to divert it 
+right there into my account?"
+That way you don't have to do
+something nasty, and they don't
+have to arrest you!
+   Yeah, how many times has 
+someone caught someone stealing
+and said, "you know, if you'd'a
+just asked..."
+   Go phind out if they really
+mean it!
+
+
+>TDFWTOMG by Marc Frucht
+  he
+   ay
+    iction
+     riters
+      ook
+        ver
+         y
+          overnment
+>Special to Prime Anarchist 
+>World News Tonite.
+>(PAWN)-Washington - Armed with 
+>mythology awareness, a good grasp 
+>of climax, foreshadowing and 
+>Shakespearian situation; 
+>traji-comedy, Molierian humour and 
+>Montaguesque expertise in swearing - 
+>a gaggle of middle-aged white-haired, 
+>white-collared, white men went
+>9 stories down, deep inside the
+>Pentagon and opened a conference
+>call including L. Ron Hubbard and 
+>Tom Cruise which lasted 23 weeks.
+>   They were filming "Wag The Dog;"
+>Clinton had a cigar in his mouth, 
+>Henry Kissinger had a Clinton in 
+>his.
+>   They were filming "Wag The Dog,"
+>not in Hollywood, for Hollywood
+>people are not to be trusted as
+>anything other than advisors in this.
+>Actors are to be used solely like cheap 
+>whores in this event; directors,
+>gaffers, gophers and best boys will
+>easily fill from within the ranks
+>of the CIA. What can't be gotten
+>there, Republicans and patrolmen
+>are happy to moonlight on.
+>    They were filming "Wag The Dog,"
+>and you were not there. I was not
+>there. Anybody who's anybody was not
+>there. Kissinger had a Clinton in
+>his mouth.
+>    The American people will not
+>tolerate a war in Albania unless
+>they see the entire sequence of
+>events laid out before them on the 
+>big screen first. The rest of the 
+>world will not tolerate a war
+>in Albania for any reason, but
+>"fuck 'em, anyhow."
+>   They were filming "Wag The Dog,"
+>not as commentary or documentary or
+>objective journalism as was thought 
+>to be the case the last couple years!
+>   They were filming "Wag The Dog,"
+>deep inside the Pentagon as effective
+>foreshadowing.
+>
+>
+>
+>And Adolfo Hitler, MFA. PHD. grins 
+>ear to ear, finally confident that 
+>his professorial role at MIT, Harvard, 
+>Oxford and Fort Benning, Georgia has 
+>finally planted firm seed.
+>
+>
+>http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+>http://www.thepentagon.com/barataeletrica
+
+
+
+send anything.
+ati@etext.org
+
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+
+PSST!: I'm not letting any of you 
+help me with this week's 'zine. 
+It's called "Operation Team Player."
+
+Tax Day cometh on the New Moon.
+Are you fully braced??
+
+**************
+ **  Hootmon,  **- - - - - - - - - - .
+  **************      371           /
+ /        (oops, reverse that)     /
+/                                 /
+Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a - -
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to           /  send SASE's &
+/help y'all, and us  /   e-stamps???
+change the world    /       to:
+radically, in less /    ATI@etext.org
+than two minute   /     
+increments.      /      
+- - - - - - - - -       
+
+Happy Spring Ahead, Happy Fertility,
+Happy Easter. And while you're at it
+you might as well set your clocks - on
+everything you got that counts - to 1971
+  See? Voila. Instant y2k compat. 
+  Even your toaster!
+  As if.
+  Who bought a toaster with a timer?
+You, id-i-OT! Did, you, not, know,
+you can be kicked, out, of Dexter's
+La-boooor-atoory, for that?
+  Now, I shall have to, disable your
+timer, so it will be y,2,k comPATible
+for I do NOT, think you will reMEMber
+1971 or 1972.
+   Greedings, phellow shortsighted
+hu-person beings, it's Saturday, April
+3, 1999. In the year of our Arm-a-gettin.
+   Live, from Madeline Albright's 
+knickers-drawer in the Lincoln Bedroom 
+it's ATI. hACTIVIST, TURVY & ILLIN' 
+
+
+FROM THE PUBLISHER.
+helo 
+welcome to ati issue 173.
+A pretty little one. Not many
+submissions. Hint, hint...
+Well? What else can I say?
+Have an ice day.
+-prime-
+
+U want #'s We got #'s.
+http://thebird.org/host/dcdave
+http://www.theofficenet.com/~redorman/welcome.html
+http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
+http://www.thepentagon.com/barataeletrica
+http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/frucht.html
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/frucht.html
+http://nexgen.annihilated.com
+http://netropic.speakeasy.org
+
+-=[=-=(You are Reading, A T I.)=-=]=-
+
+----------------
+THE MORNING MAIL
+----------------
+to ati@etext.org
+Mind-it, your FREE personalized 
+tracking service from NetMind, 
+has detected new changes in:
+  "Hee Yun's Little Home"
+
+Click here to view the changed page:
+http://mindit.netmind.com/go/1/15562693/3304475
+
+[by the way, was your paper
+ wet this morning?] 
+ 
+Some of you have asked for more 
+information on the Vanishing 
+Prayer video, so I am posting 
+them for the benefit of all.
+
+Please post:
+Vanishing Prayer is a summary 
+of Black Mesa events dating 
+back to the 50's and more 
+general Dineh historical 
+information.
+Topics covered include:
+John Boyden
+Public law 93531
+Coal Slurry Line
+Uranium mining
+The bennett freeze
+The UN summit at Glenna Begay's
+Livestock impoundments generous 
+amounts of cuts from "Broken Rainbow"
+A plea for help from Bonnie Whitesinger, 
+Roberta Black goat etc. Burial Site 
+desecration / Sacred site etc.
+
+The music is incredible (Fritz) 
+and John Bennally is singing 
+the "Big Mountain Song".
+
+-Mauro
+meyesol@eudoramail.com
+ 
+to ati@etext.org
+You People Suck.
+Nick-Toons (212)
+
+To The Editor of ATI:
+Why don't you do a special
+edition devoted to worms?
+-Robert (718)
+
+
+OK, how bout a pome? 
+I get my strength from the Ocean; 
+Don't care how much you pollute it. 
+The sand itself is my hour-glass, 
+No matter how much you dilute it. 
+
+    ----<><><><>----
+    Cryptic Warning For When
+    Viruses (or is the correct
+    plural "virii??" like the
+    Melissa or Happy99 come 
+    whipping through.
+    S/he who well remembers 
+    Edit and especially Edlin,
+    [ok, Notepad will do THIS
+    TIME...] is not lost.
+       So brush up on your 
+    i's and e's, eh?
+
+Pronuncing Guide to Question Marks
+? = <eg.> Or is the correct plural virii?
+?? = Or is the correct PLURAL VIRII?
+??? = Or is the CORRECT PLURAL VIRII?
+?!? = OR IS THE CORRECT PLURAL VIRII?
+?!?!? = YOU F*?KING B*ST*RD WHAT'S THE
+        CORRECT PLURAL FOR VIRII???
+=)? = I hope you have a nice day, didja?
+
+
+-=+=6=(You are Reading, A T I.)=9=+=-
+
+
+STOP!             - -
+                 / - \
+                \     /
+                /     \
+                : US  :   
+                :  PS :   
+                :     :   
+                :     :   
+Important Customer Information.
+Because of heightened security the
+following types of mail may not 
+be placed in recepticle:
+1) Things that tick.
+2) Things that hum.
+3) Things in wooden boxes.
+4) Hallmark cards with "songs" inside.
+5) Anything to military FPO's.
+6) Anything bigger than a breadbasket.
+7) Sounds like beer.
+8) Rhymes with ROM.
+                 
+Bring these to an official
+USPS site Instead.
+
+
+CRACKER: I NAMED IT AFTER A WOMAN
+WHO WOULDN'T GO OUT WITH ME.
+---------
+by Nilda Perella
+Prime Anarchist World News
+---------
+Princeton, NEW SHIRT - One week after
+the stunning e-mail virus named 
+"Melinda" began stomping out forest
+fires all over the world, 
+authoritarians said Friday they had
+beaten up a man who created the 24
+hour bug in his bathroom and named
+it after a woman who refused to have
+sex with him.
+   David S. Long, 6, was arrested 
+Thursday night in a gentlemen's 
+club restroom.
+   "I was going to name the virus
+Erpes," said Long, "but it was too
+short. The most common charges 
+against Long include Coy Interruptus, 
+Conspiracy and Theft of Conspiracy,
+Phone Sex, Lamerism and Dweebishness.
+   Long was released on $35 bond and
+told to sit in the corner for a time
+out.
+   "He had a little willy," said
+Melinda S. Tripper, in an exclusive
+P.A.W.N. interview on top of a table
+in a dark smokey room. "That's all 
+I'm going to say, and you can quote
+me," she said shaking her you know 
+whats, obviously still effected from
+yesterday's happenstance. She went
+on to say she wouldn't date him if
+he were "the last Cracker on earth."
+   "Besides," said Melinda, "he's
+got pimples. Ew. And he uses AOL;
+yuck!"
+
+-=+=-=(You are Reading, A T I.)=-=+=-
+
+PAWN - OWA - (obit w/ attitude)
+Memphis, TENN. Graceland was in chaos
+this morning when Elvis Presley was 
+hit by a stray cruise missile.
+  "I think Elvis was happy to die," 
+said Barry Rustler, chief executive 
+officer of Money Worldwide, which
+represents the estates of dozens of
+the world's biggest celebrities.
+   Born in 1869, according to 
+Rustler, Elvis was 130 years old.
+
+-=-=-=-=-=-
+And hot off the financial pages 
+of our robust website,
+   DOW MATCHES WAITING LIST AT 
+DC SOUP KITCHEN 
+Georgetown, - "10,023 people will 
+not eat today," said Yahoo A. 
+Digital, a worker at the Olive Branch
+FoodNotBombs daily feed in Washington
+DC's smallest inner city, "unless
+more food comes in quick." He was 
+heard repeating this to all eleven
+postal workers who will begin a 
+cropwalk from DC to Bangor, Maine
+looking for them that caused their
+hunger.
+   "Perhaps look at Bath Ironworks,"
+said Digital for the dozenth time,
+"or Raytheon, Newport News and the
+Oval Oriface.
+
+-=+_/[=(You `R Reading, A T I.)=]\_+=-
+
+By now you know, we almost always end 
+the zine with a poem or a parody.
+This Parody-Poem is produced by the 
+letter P.
+
+
+ADDICTED TO COFFEE - Retort : ROBERT PALMER
+The lights are on, but you're not home
+Your coffee pot, empty, alone          
+Your heart sweats, your body shakes
+Another cup, is what it takes
+
+You're in deep, you ought to eat
+There's no doubt - you're half asleep
+Your throat is dry, you're like a seed
+Another cup is all you need
+
+Chorus:
+You like to think that 
+you're imune to the stuff 
+Oh yeah
+
+ It's closer to the truth 
+ to say you can't get enough
+ You know you're gonna have to face it
+ You're addicted to coffee
+
+You see the signs - but you can't read
+You're running at a different speed
+your heart beats in double time
+another cup and you'll be fine
+   
+A one-track mind; you can't be saved
+Oblivion is all you crave
+If there's some left over for you
+You don't mind if you do
+
+Might as well face it: 
+you're addicted to coffee
+(repeated many times over
+the same scheme as the refrains) 
+
+Solo:
+
+The lights are on, but you're not home
+Your coffee pot, empty, alone
+Your heart sweats your teeth grind
+Another cup and you'll be fine
+
+Chorus:
+
+Might as well face it 
+you're addicted to love (8x)
+
+
+Today is /\
+Day     /17\ of
+        \  /  pie2K
+         \/       !!!
+
+
+
+
+send anything.
+ati@etext.org
+
+ 
+
+
+
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+look out 010100, fullsteamahead...
+===============
+
+"And the Ord said 'Let 
+Yard Sale Season Begin.'"
+
+        pi(e)2K
+Just 600 shopping days LEFT 'til 
+the gnu milenialism. 
+9904110331CWT (central What - Ever! 
+Time.)
+
+Live, from the triple canopy 
+temperate rainforest, it's ATI2000
+Motor Trend 'Zine of the Year.
+
+	  aaa    ttttttt     iiiii
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 aaaaa      t          i
+	 a   a      t          i
+	 a   a  1   t    4   iiiii   7
+(oops. re-verse that...)
+
+As Per You-zuwal we be doin' dat 
+Numbahs Rumba, 'cause
+`At's what wedo sometimes.
+N a 1, N a 2, N a 3...
+
+http://jessklein.com
+http://www.geocities.com/nashville/5737
+http://www.countryjoe.com
+http://www.aural-sects.com
+http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/atreadme.txt
+http://www.theofficenet.com/~redorman
+http://guinnessfleadh.com
+http://www.downcity.net/~szarka/music/list.html
+http://www.nashvillewiundersiege.com
+http://www.abbiemovie.com
+http://baez.woz.org
+http://walmartsucks.com
+http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/columns.html
+
+Oh, and one last numbah:
+#chatty-chat-chat via dalnet.
+Prime Anarchist will make a subconscious
+effort to be there at least once every
+noon and midnite.
+(if U miss us there, try #moxyfruvous
+thru undernet)
+
+Greetz, Luvboms, and sh0u+'s to:
+MF, Fighting Bob La Follette, Rusty
+Feingold, Saji, Huntsville, Ala.,
+Mister Music LLC. Pawn Loans.
+
+
+LETTUCE FROM OUR HEADS
+
+
+Staci, 
+please forward this to 
+Marco (I lost his address)
+	
+Adam 
+
+ THE GREAT "GAS OUT"
+ It's time we did something about 
+the price of gasoline in America!  
+We are all sick and tired of high 
+prices when there are literally 
+millions of gallons in storage.  
+Know what I found out?  If there 
+was just ONE day when no one 
+purchased any gasoline, prices 
+would drop drastically. The 
+so-called oil cartel has decided 
+to slow production by some 
+2 million barrels per day to 
+drive up the price.  I have 
+decided to see how many Americans 
+we can get to NOT BUY ANY GASOLINE 
+on one particular day!  Let's have 
+a GAS OUT!  
+  Do not buy any  gasoline on 
+APRIL 30, 1999!!!!!  
+Buy on Thursday before, or Saturday 
+after. Do not buy any gasoline on 
+FRIDAY, APRIL 30, 1999. 
+Wanna help?  
+Send this message to everyone you 
+know. Ask them to do the same. 
+All we need is a few million to 
+participate in order to make 
+a difference. Let me know how 
+many will send out. We CAN make a 
+difference.
+
+Thank-you.
+
+    >>>>
+
+April 4, 1999
+To ati@etext.org
+Hello Marco Capelli,
+
+Thought you might find the 
+following website to be a useful 
+resource for any international 
+letter writing/lobbying/
+advocacy campaign:
+
+Address Directory - 
+Politicians of the World
+http://www.trytel.com/~aberdeen/
+
+Snail mail and, being added, 
+e-mail, phone and fax contact 
+info for the provincial governors, 
+prime ministers,  presidents 
+and monarchs of 195 nations.
+
+ie:
+Slobodan Milosevic
+Federal President
+Savezna Skupstina
+11000   Belgrade, Serbia
+Yugoslavia
+e-mail:  slobodan.milosevic@gov.yu
+webpage:  http://www.gov.yu
+
+Best regards,
+Donald V.
+
+    <<<<
+
+Hey Marc, 
+I've got a poem for your zine. 
+Kelsi
+ 
+    ----<><><><>----
+
+I live in a place called free,
+where you do what you do,
+and you be what you be.
+
+No one is exiled or 
+shunned at first glance,
+everyone here
+is given a chance.
+
+Too bad you must die 
+to be where I've been
+to hear what I've heard, 
+to see what I've seen.
+
+No longer do I, feel superior to those,
+who once had no friends
+'cause they had no cool clothes.
+
+In heaven you see, 
+we are all equal,
+I am to you, 
+as you are to me
+
+-By Kelsi d.
+April '99
+
+ `'`'`'`'`'
+
+I-Feel-Like-I'm-Fixin'-To-Die Rag
+         KOSOVO VERSION
+Yeah, come on all of you, big strong men,
+Uncle Sam needs your help again.
+He's got himself in a terrible jam
+Way down yonder in KOSOVO
+So put down your books and pick up a gun,
+We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.
+
+And it's one, two, three,
+What are we fighting for ?
+Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
+Next stop is KOSOVO;
+And it's five, six, seven,
+Open up the pearly gates,
+Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
+Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
+
+Well, come on generals, let's move fast;
+Your big chance has come at last.
+Gotta go out and get those SERB'S
+The only good SERBIAN is the one who's dead
+And you know that peace can only be won
+When we've blown 'em all to kingdom come.
+
+And it's one, two, three,
+What are we fighting for ?
+Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
+Next stop is KOSOVO;
+And it's five, six, seven,
+Open up the pearly gates,
+Well there ain't no time to wonder why
+Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
+
+Huh!
+
+Well, come on Wall Street, don't move slow,
+Why man, this is war au-go-go.
+There's plenty good money to be made
+By supplying the Army with the tools of the trade,
+Just hope and pray that if they drop the bomb,
+They drop it on the SERBIANS.
+
+And it's one, two, three,
+What are we fighting for ?
+Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
+Next stop is KOSOVO.
+And it's five, six, seven,
+Open up the pearly gates,
+Well there ain't no time to wonder why
+Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
+
+Well, come on mothers throughout the land,
+Pack your boys off to KOSOVO.
+Come on fathers, don't hesitate,
+Send 'em off before it's too late.
+Be the first one on your block
+To have your boy come home in a box.
+
+And it's one, two, three
+What are we fighting for ?
+Don't ask me, I don't give a damn,
+Next stop is KOSOVO.
+And it's five, six, seven,
+Open up the pearly gates,
+Well there ain't no time to wonder why,
+Whoopee! we're all gonna die.
+
+[prime tellin' ya... if you wanna see
+ Country Joe's website, go to:
+ http://www.countryjoe.com 
+ As an official phan of the Drs. W/Out
+ Borders Movement, I must say, I'm 
+ extra stoked about Joe's tireless
+ support of the Florence Nitengale
+ movement.]
+
+'`'`'`'`'`'`'`'`
+
+<PAWN> PENTAGON SAYS BLAH, BLAH, BLAH,
+YADDA, YADDA, BLAH, BLAH, YADDA, YADDA,
+BLAH.
+[Laundryton, DC.] - For the 432nd time
+this year, men with bowties, beady eyes
+and malnourished evil faces have spoken
+officially on the Pentagon's behalf and
+for the 432nd time Jennifer Smith is not
+impressed.
+   "Sounds like gibberish to me," said
+Jenny, the New Jersey teen, a polysigh
+major at Georgetown minoring in rhetoric.
+   "Blah blah blah! You ask me, I say
+same shit different day, you know? I 
+can get more up to date news rereading
+page 92 of 1984 by George Orwell,
+published in 1948 by Bantam Walden Hill,
+Donnelly Random World Warner House Brace
+Dalton Jovanovich Mather Lynch & Hughes 
+Burroughs, inc."
+   Jenny said she hates being away from 
+home so young in life, she hates the 
+phone calls she used to get when at 
+seven years of age people used to dial
+her up at 867-5309 and ask her "who can
+I turn to?" and she really hates liver.
+   But asked what she would do given the
+choice between joining ROTC or eating
+liver, she was seen setting her cellphone
+to redial 8675309 and stuffing enough 
+cow guts, pig intestines and horse heart
+to expire a man twice her age, and 
+three times her size.
+    -30-
+
+WHAT BULL MARKET? HORSEPUCKEY.
+Dow 10K Proves No Fun For Man At Coffee
+Shop Who Just Sort Of Sits There.
+----
+Zacharia Longstein can't find a job so he
+just drinks coffee until the homeless 
+shelter lets him in for the night.
+----
+   by Jerzah Ewing and EF Browning  Staff
+      reporters of the Wall Straight Mind
+      Rot.
+LEONIA, NJ - For people lined up five city
+blocks awaiting their next meal, you
+wouldn't know the economy's the best it's
+ever been.
+   "Happy days are here again..." Longstein
+was heard singing to nobody in particular,
+complete with perfect harmony, occasional
+word salad, and constant facial tics.
+   Just yesterday Longstein was worth forty
+billion.
+   Asked what done him in, Longstein said, 
+"I invested in Serbia one year too early!"
+He explained that had he waited until 
+August or September, he could have trebled
+his capitalism on no money down. But for
+his poor timing he's now the proud owner
+of a failing bodybag and casketmaking
+factory in Billings, Mont.
+   Lonstein, expecting to fall to his 
+death from the Empire Stout building, 
+managed to petrify landing in four 
+feet of fresh Rudolf Giuliani 
+pidgeon dung. 
+
+
+    ----    ----    ----    ----
+   And now, another prime anarch
+           ist pet peeve...
+   Places like applebees, hooters, 
+chilis etc., who print many pictures 
+of phamous people like Christina 
+Applegate, Bill Cosby, Marco Capelli
+and Cher as if your local chain 
+restaurant really IS a place where
+phamous celebrated scum phrequent.
+    ----    ----    ----    ----
+
+>Compassion
+>    submitted by someone.
+>
+>Angels must be confused by war.
+>Both sides praying for protection,
+>yet someone always gets hurt.
+>Someone dies.
+>Someone cries so deep
+>they lose their watery state.
+>
+>Angels must be confused by war.
+>Who can they help?
+>Who can they clarify?
+>Whose mercy do they 
+>cast to the merciless?
+>No modest scream can be heard.
+>No stainless pain can be felt.
+>All is clear to angels
+>except in war.
+>
+>When I awoke to this truth
+>it was from a dream I had last night.
+>I saw two angels conversing in a field
+>of children's spirits rising 
+>like silver smoke.
+>The angels were 
+>fighting among themselves
+>about which side was right
+>and which was wrong.
+>Who started the conflict?
+>
+>Suddenly, the angels stilled themselves
+>like a stalled pendulum,
+>and they shed their compassion
+>to the rising smoke
+>of souls who bore the watermark of war.
+>They turned to me with those eyes
+>from God's library,
+>and all the pieces fallen
+>were raised in unison,
+>coupled like the breath
+>of flames in a holy furnace.
+>
+>Nothing in war comes to destruction,
+>but the illusion of separateness.
+>I heard this spoken so clearly 
+>I could only write it down 
+>like a forged signature.
+>I remember the compassion,
+>mountainous, proportioned for the universe.
+>I think a tiny fleck still sticks to me
+>like gossamer threads
+>from a spider's web.
+>
+>And now, when I think of war,
+>I flick these threads to all the universe
+>hoping they stick on others 
+>as they did me.
+>Knitting angels and animals
+>to the filamental grace of compassion.
+>The reticulum of our skyward home.
+
+
+Garden of Love
+    submitted by someone else.
+
+well there's a rose for the way 
+my spirits rose when we met,
+a forget-me-not to remind me 
+to remember not to forget,
+an ash for the way i 
+ashed you to be true,
+and a pine for the way 
+i pined over you.
+
+And the sun and the rain,
+fell from up above,
+and landed on the earth below 
+in my garden of love.
+
+There's a beetroot for the day 
+you said that you to be-true to me,
+a sweet pea for the sweet way 
+you always used to ....smile at me.
+but you had friends who needed you,
+there was ferdy, there was liza,
+so just for them, i put down 
+a load of fertilizer
+
+And the sun and the rain,
+fell from up above,
+and landed on the earth below 
+in my garden of love.
+
+now gus the gardener's left now 
+and you went with him too,
+the fungus here reminds me of 
+the fun gus is having with you.
+the rockery's a mockery, 
+with weeds it's overgrown,
+the fuschia's gone ...
+i can't stand the fuschia all alone.
+
+and my teardrops fell like rain 
+from the skies above
+and poisoned all the flowers
+in my garden of love.
+      
+   [prime anarchist's phirst
+    response to this poem:
+    (I don't know why...) Remember
+    Peter Benchley's wife telling
+    over fone of his 3am long 
+    walk in the park?]
+
+    <> <> <> <>
+
+marco's lighter side of...
+1.
+Carlos Devadip Santana's
+OYE COMO VA if the words were just
+like the music.
+
+Oye Como Va 
+Maritmo
+Bueno Pagozar
+Mulatta
+
+" "
+
+Oye Oye Oye Oye
+Oye Oye Oye Oye
+Como, Como, Va
+Oye Oye Oye Oye
+Oye Oye Oye Oye
+Como, Como,
+Como, Como Va
+
+2.
+Cher's BELIEVE if the words
+matched the music.
+
+Do you
+
+3.
+Some silly song by either Kurt 
+Vonnegut or Lech Walesa.
+
+I'm cryin' inside and
+Nobody knows it but...
+<spoken> YOU! and Everyone-else- 
+who's-listening-to-this-station- 
+right-this-moment,-i.e.-basically-
+just-about-every-f-ing-body!
+
+4.
+(fries??)
+
+<?>
+jejejejejejejeje
+jajajajajajajaja
+jojojojojojojojo
+    es espanol "meaning:"
+ha! I kill me!
+</?>
+
+MEDIA RE-PORT, by rATIug.
+Garrison Keillor's telling about 
+100 jokes in a row tonite. Shoulda
+called it "I've heard about half."
+I suspect he's just printed out
+every set-up that's been forwarded
+or cc'd to him and 562 other people
+this week.
+
+I take it back, he had some guests
+on next that played some really 
+great olde thyme bluze, and then
+Paula Poundstone came onstage and
+gave great talk.
+   
+OK I don't take it back. The jokes
+he read sucked. Everything else 
+about the show was out of this 
+world. Splendorific, terrous oxide, 
+shag-adellic, baybeee. Oh, beHAVE.
+
+If you hurry, you can catch the
+rebroadcast 2morrow (sunday) on a
+NPR station near ewe.
+   
+<beginning>
+...
+</beginning>
+
+Hey, I didn't write 
+a poem this week.
+Sobe it. 
+\Ginko!\
+I rather put Stutz's song 
+here as the ending instead:
+
+"25 Year Old," written morning of 
+97.07.14 after drinking coffee & having
+simply red "holding back the years" 
+in my head.
+
+sing a sad lonely song of the bindings 
+of time, of the 80s long gone and the
+clothing & styles long gone -- 
+first time simply red appeared on the 
+radio and where it is now, an office 
+staple, and all the places in the world 
+in constant change. singing about 
+looking for when i changed, or when it
+happened:
+
+chords: d - d - g - e
+
+tab:
+
++----------------+-----2-3-2-2----
++--3-3-3---------+-3-3------5-5--3
++----------------+----------------
++----------------+----------------
++----------------+----------------
++----------------+----------------
+
++----------------+
++---3--3-3-------+
++----------------+
++----------------+
++----------------+
++----------------+
+
+D    G    E
+2    3    0
+3    3    0
+2    0    1
+0    0    2
+x    x    x
+x    x    x
+
+
+i'm going down--
+25 years ago i'm going down
+20 years ago i'm going down
+a decade ago i'm going down
+1 year ago i'm going down
+6 months ago i'm going down
+1 month ago i'm going down
+1 week ago i'm going down
+1 day ago i'm going down
+an hour ago ago i'm going down
+a minute ago i'm going down
+a second ago i'm going down
+this instant right now i'm going down
+a second from now i'm going down
+a minute from now i'm going down
+an hour from now i'm going down
+one day from now i'm going down
+a week from now i'm going down
+1 month from now i'm going down
+6 months from now i'm going down
+a year from now i'm going down
+5 years from now i'm going down
+a decade from now i'm going down
+20 years from now i'm going down
+25 years from now i'm going down
+
+
+(c) 1997 Michael Stutz; this 
+info is free; it may be redistributed
+and/or modified under the terms of 
+the GNU General Public License, either
+Version 2 of the License, or (at your 
+preference) any later version, and as
+long as this sentence remains; this 
+information comes WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY;
+without even the implied warranty of 
+MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A
+PARTICULAR PURPOSE; see the GNU 
+General Public License for more details. 
+
+
+
+
+Send it all to ati@cosmos.lod.com
+
+
+...or should we worry more over 101099??
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+"Over the next hill, we'll be home."
+  This 'zine dedicated to my hero
+  who wears all black, Johnny Cash.
+
+**************    didja C nrthrn lites?
+ **  Hootmon,  **- - - - - - - - - - .
+  **************      571           /
+ /        (oops, reverse that)     /
+/                                 /
+Autolog Twinfomational, Int. is a
+journalistic, causistic, /
+   /cyberpolitical      /
+  /organization,       /  4 more info?
+ /trying to           /  send SASE's &
+/help y'all, and us  /   e-stamps???
+change the world    /       to:
+radically, in less /    ATI@etext.org
+than two minute   /     
+increments.      /      
+- - - - - - - - -  
+shOUTs & gr33tz to Jana 
+the Rogue Butterfly, 
+Katherine, Meredith, LBC,
+Tophat Girthman, marauder,
+adam, AdamH, adamant, and
+adam butterfly, Calvin C.
+Hoon, Wyclef, Drea, Onion, 
+MOVE, Ted K, and Bob G.
+                       
+! The glue  on Israeli ! 
+!  postage stamps is   !
+! now certified Kosher !
+
+/\/\/\/\/\/\
+\like or as,\
+ \ and i'm not    OP ED.
+  \talking    \   ------
+   poetics.   /   Well, I am somewhat;
+    \/\/\/\/\/    aren't I? This message
+is mostly pointed at men; you women will
+have to empathize the best you can.
+Have you ever been pee'ing in a urinal
+and there's a big huge bug in there?
+Maybe a spider, maybe a potatoe bug, 
+maybe a beetle, maybe a cockroach,
+maybe a member of some ethnic group you
+don't like. OK, not so much that, who
+would fit in a urinal. But I was pee'ing
+many times and there's a legged creature
+marching around in there and this is 
+what has bugged me all these years.
+   Do you play around and aim at him
+and see how hot and wet you can get him
+before he's completely yucky?
+   Do you deliberately miss hoping to 
+save him (or her, who knows?) his life?
+   Keep peeing right on top 'til he
+floats down the drain?
+   Flush the urinal or leave it for
+the next person hoping the bug will 
+find other lodging by then?
+   What on earth could I, the prime
+anarchist be jabbering about?
+   If you guessed "the environment"
+all by yourself then you are not dumb.
+If not, just think about this the 
+next time you walk by a urinal:
+(even if you're not a guy) 
+ -_-Should I clean up-_-
+ -_-the planet myself-_-
+ -_- or leave it for -_-
+ -_- someone else??? -_-
+
+There's an earth day, and a sunday
+but no moon day? And don't give me
+this "what's monday" lunes, lunacy,
+lunar. I don't buy it.
+  That's my fun day; I don't have 
+to run day. Gandhi and me, we fast
+on Mondays. I think it should be,
+er, uh, Well heck with it. Ready?
+   I hereby declare Monday to be
+national day of phun.
+   A high holy day in the Anarcho-
+Whirld. Phun For Everyone. Phunday.
+Do something phunny, play a phun
+prank on sumone. Pray, prey or play -
+I always say. But pretty please with
+pablum on top. Please pass the pepper.
+People, listen up. Sunday may be a 
+day of rest, but next phunday, let's
+all play. 
+  Peter piper probably picked a hole
+peck and a halph of pickled herrings,
+ferrets and frickazied piranha.
+
+  -=(prime outa fear)=- 
+
+LETTUCE WE'VE HAD IN OUR 
+FRIDGE THIS PAST WEEK:
+
+To: ati@etext.org 
+Subject: Re: april fools!
+Thanks.  JC
+
+To The Editors -
+Subject: beware of this 
+         telephone tap!!
+
+I got this yesterday and since 
+I'm skeptical of things like 
+this I called my phone company 
+this morning and talked to their 
+Technical Services...(GTE).
+The fellow I read this to confirmed 
+it is true and can be done!  
+So be aware.
+   "I received this from another 
+party, but have read about it in 
+the paper & my consumer report  
+magazines.  It IS true & very scary.
+Please read on.........
+  I received a telephone call last 
+evening from an individual identifying
+himself as an AT&T Service technician 
+who was conducting a test on our
+telephone lines.
+  He stated that to complete the test 
+I should touch nine (9), zero (0), 
+the pound sign (#) and then hang up. 
+Luckily, I was suspicious and refused.
+Upon contacting the telephone company, 
+I was informed that by pushing 90#,
+you give the requesting individual 
+full access to your telephone line, 
+which allows them to place long 
+distance telephone calls billed 
+to your home phone number.  
+I have verified this information with 
+UCB telecomm, Pacific Bell, MCI,
+Bell Atlantic, GTE and NYNEX.
+Please beware.
+DO NOT press 90# for ANYONE. The GTE 
+Security Department requested that I
+share this information with EVERYONE 
+I KNOW...  
+   [this goes on to request many 
+    different ways to disseminate
+    this information. I won't trouble
+    you with all that. I trust the 
+    person who sent us this, so haven't
+    called GTE or Ameritech myself,
+    and I haven't gone to a payphone
+    and tried it out or anything. 
+    Perhaps journalistic ethics are
+    such that I should but I'm tired,
+    today so you'll have to phollow
+    through. I did check the "CIA Hoaxes"
+    website and it didn't show up there
+    yet, so there's a great chance this
+    is on the up and up. More later...
+    Maybe you heard it here, here, here,
+    first.]
+
+
+Hola
+visite tu zine.. esta interesante.
+Visite vous ma site.  
+http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/1650
+me cuentas que te parece.
+bye.
+luisafer
+
+     / - - - -/
+    / PRESS  /
+   /  ENTER /
+  / TO EXIT/
+ /- - - - /
+
+OPEN LETTER TO CHAD:
+I'm swift learning that many 
+members of the KLA are major
+narcotics trafficers, and that
+they might not have been if the
+US CIA hadn't gone in a decade
+ago and enticed them.
+
+I don't forgive Milesovic, but
+as I coin the phrase "bilateral
+genocide" I begin to wonder if
+it might not be mostly the US
+department of justice' fault...
+1journalist (414)
+
+==========????========????======
+???Whoever took my macaroni and 
+cheese crayon(tm?) Give it back!
+=======????=======????==========
+
+If you can, please come to:
+Pierce Hall at the UU Church on
+16th and Harvard, Wash DC, May 1
+at 8pm for a free Poetry Reading
+featuring several poets from: 
+WILL WORK FOR PEACE: An Anthology
+of New Political Poems Edited by
+Brett Axel, with an introduction
+by Steve Cannon Coming soon from
+Zeropanik Press, ISBN 0-9666456-1-x
+
+Several Poets will be in Washington
+DC for an important demonstration
+at the White House to ask that
+Congress close the School of the 
+Americas: the "school of assassins"
+where Latin American dictators are 
+trained.
+
+/\
+\/
+
+From: I-Coffee@Netscape.net
+Subject: Got Coffee?
+
+Gourmet Coffee @Discount Prices!  
+A full pound of Roasted to order 
+French Roast...$8.  
+Please visit us on the web.   
+HTTP://www.capecod.net/i-coffee
+
+[ed note: had they not been from
+ grape cod or vineland, I would
+ have ignored this because of its
+ commercial nature...]
+[...so please consider them, and
+ also, if you have an extra couple
+ bucks per pound would you please
+ consider the Human Bean Company
+ in Colorado either "as well," or
+ "instead?" He buys directly from
+ the Chiapanecos and uses no
+ strychnine in the process like
+ some of the big companies. Ask
+ for Kerry, and no need to tell 
+ him we sent you. He'll treat you
+ just as wonderfully as he treats
+ me because afterall, are we each
+ human beans ourselves? =)]
+
+
+Dear Marc, 
+thanks for the latest zine. 
+i really enjoyed the 
+compassion poem. 
+Love, Mel
+
+
+Marco et al:
+Lighthouse Report Interview with 
+Fenton Bresler, author of Who Killed
+John Lennon. 
+Hosts: Will Robinson & Marilyn Colman.
+Author Fenton Bresler spent eight 
+years researching police reports,
+court testimony and the psychological 
+makeup of Mark David Chapman and
+found things didn't add up. Mr. Bresler, 
+along with Will & Marilyn explore the 
+possibility that Chapman may have been 
+a mind-controlled assassin.  $7.50
+Aloha, He'Ping,
+Om, Shalom, Salaam.
+Em Hotep, Peace Be,
+Omnia Bona Bonis,
+All My Relations.
+Adieu, Adios, Aloha.
+Amen.
+Roads End
+Kris
+  [didja get all of 
+   those? we print it 
+   as it comes, eh?]
+
+to ati:
+    Meanwhile everyone wants 
+   to breathe and nobody can
+        and many say, 
+   "We will breathe later."
+     And most of them don't die 
+   because they are already dead.
+
+         -May 68 graffiiti-
+
+http://www.slip.net/~knabb/CF/graffiti.htm 
+
+
+
+NUMBERS. 1
+2    3       4
+  5     6    
+     7       8 
+ 9       0
+http://www.angelfire.com/wi/heresy1/luckyboys.html
+http://www.commondreams.org/kosovo/views/mmoore.htm
+http://www.homestead.com/amradgathering
+http://www.denverpost.com/news/news0314a.htm
+http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati
+http://www.luckyboys.com
+
+ -=-=-=-=-
+
+mu$ic
+ati's anarchy guitar section!
+Ozzie's Crazy Train for Mitsubishi?
+Tequila for Chichi's??
+The Way You Do the Things You Do 
+for Laundry???
+
+     ATI! 
+  40 columns 
+4 over 11 years!
+  \         /
+     \   /
+       !
+
+...and now, an indigenous minute:
+JOHN BENALLY STATEMENT. 1999AD
+My name is John Benally and I am 
+'Where the water meets together' 
+Clan and born for edge water, 
+my patrilineal clan is Apache Clan. 
+My matrilineal Grandfather is 
+'Many Goat Clan'.
+We need all the support we can 
+at this time, a pressure on the BIA, 
+the Dept of Interior.
+We are threatened with losing our 
+way of life by relocating to the
+outside world. It is very important 
+that we preserve our culture and
+ways of life. We can't live in 
+western world. Our choices.. 
+our ways of life.. being on land 
+excercising our belief and we 
+don't want any U.S. Government 
+interferance with our life. This 
+is on behalf of all the ways
+on Indian land in this hemisphere. 
+We don't like the human abuse,
+natural resource abuse thats happening 
+in our nation.
+As we are all aware as five fingered 
+family... we are ALL aware that we
+are losing all the differant 
+atmosphere and depletion of our ozone, 
+to where we're liable to sacrifice 
+under these consequences.
+We all know that once everything was 
+in balance and pure, now we all know 
+it's out of balance. Climate, global 
+changes are happening, it's here, 
+greenhouse effect is here. These are 
+my awareness's and my concern.. 
+then I think we are all in the same 
+boat. So act now, pressure the United 
+States Government to tell them 
+that they're liable for it.
+That means industrial nation, fossil 
+fuel addiction, and nuclear addict.
+And thank you very much.
+
+            comments?: 
+--<><><><>-- ati@etext.org --<><><><>-- 
+                or:
+  --<><>--ati@cosmos.lod.com--<><>--
+
+THIS PRIME ANARCHIST PARADIGM SHIFT
+Brought To You By ChiChi's, home of
+delicious waitresses and low IQ food.
+   Put 1/10 of a capful of detergent
+(pick any brand...) in your next load
+of laundry, (see how much lather) and
+ask yourself the phollowing question:
+AM I BEING USED? 
+
+I'm Willie P. Nelson for Eddie Bauer,
+Taco Bell, and The Money Store.
+
+|This Shoulder  blade of|
+|human bone is inscribed|
+|as a perpetual memorial|
+|to the  beneficence  of|
+| Madeline Albright  and| 
+| her mistress,  General|
+|Wesley  Clarke  without|
+|whose vision and  focus|
+| this  war  would  have| 
+|remained merely a dream|
+
+ALL NEW - NAD'S Hair Removal Systems
+The 30 Minute Info-Mercial that makes
+you say "ewwwwww!"
+
+
+A Poem
+[sometimes you just gotta repeat 
+something for emphASIS. This was
+written by someone who's 
+13 years old.]
+
+I live in a place called free,
+where you do what you do,
+and you be what you be.
+No one is exiled or 
+shunned at first galnce,
+everyone here
+is given a chance.
+
+Too bad you must die to 
+be where I've been
+to hear what I've heard,
+to see what I've seen.
+
+No longer do I, feel 
+superior to those,
+who once had no friends
+'cause they had no cool 
+clothes.
+
+In heaven you see,
+we are all equal,
+I am to you, as 
+you are to me
+-By Kelsi d.
+April '99  
+
+Today is /\
+Day     /23\ of
+        \  /  pie2K
+         \/       !!!
+
+
+
+    feedback?
+   your choice:
+  ati@etext.org
+ ati@cosmos.lod.com
+\
+ \
+  \
+   \
+    \
+     \
+      \just 200 daze 'til the
+      next millenium.
+     August 13 is a friday.
+    Braces Your Shelf.
+   bilateral genocide?
+  from here on in, NAFTA, GATT,
+ MAI or Fast Track will be referred
+to as Pfast-Trac.
+
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+and if you 
+  have angst:
+    dial
+     1-800-AAA-ARGH
+
+9904191930ati175.txt
+
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+Let a hundred and seventy six 
+trombones sound so low, so loud
+and so lively that our cry for 
+non-violent overthrow of all
+evil, violent, ill-gotten lands: 
+ that they will forever know:
+  we are ati! 
+    Activist Times, Indestructible.
+
+Welcome to issue 176 of ati. 
+April 24th 1999. 
+1999 hrs. (or 8:39pm for you weirdos)
+Happy Birthday to Mumia Abu Jamal, 
+Paul Ryder and David J -
+and a belated birthday to Abbie 
+Hoffman, Alabama Sturgeon and
+Adolf Hitler. May none of you 
+ever be forgotten. Even the yucky 
+ones.
+
+Hard going down isn't it?
+Hi, I'm prime anarchist and 
+this is my column for saturday, 
+the almostfullmoon of april.
+The numbers run is short, we have 
+a few short letters, and we've 
+pushed back some of the others 
+until next week, so that we can 
+have room for the entire birthday
+present that Marcos sent to Mumia 
+Abu-Jamal this afternoon.
+I publish the English version 
+only for two reasons.
+    1) None of us are good enough 
+       at "traducciones" yet.
+       Give is time! We're working 
+       treadmills on it - swear.
+    2) Too much more would make our 
+       weekly zine much fatter
+       than we promised.
+    OK there's a 3:
+    There is a dream and a vision of 
+    this 'zine growing organically into 
+    a 100% bona-fide bilingual publication. 
+    No lip-service paragraph or two at the 
+    back "en espanol," no one or two best
+    picture captions hoping that "THEY'LL 
+    get at LEAST THAT little BIT out of 
+    us..." The vision is that the tongue
+    of this 'zine would once a week be 
+    translated evenly into two languages: 
+    ingles, y espanol; english and 
+    spanish. Until then, I (the zine) 
+    remain "anglo."
+    For all who are "with this vision" 
+    I ask one thing.
+    KEEP HELPING ME LEARN THE 
+    SPANISH IN THE OFF TIME!!!
+
+Domo Arigato, Muchas Gracias, Graci, 
+Na Mu Myo Ho Ren Ge Kyo, Thank you,
+thank you, thank you,
+   -+=(prime)=+-
+ 
+
+----
+ATI. for people who are.
+----
+
+
+1st numbahs, 2nd the lettuce...
+
+http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati
+http://www.indiancountrynews.com
+http://www.adbusters.org
+http://www.upcomingmovies.com
+http://www.dogeatdogfilms.com
+
+
+
+Lettuce. People Send 
+Us Lotsa Lettuce.
+
+just did some quick research...
+Hiroshima was Aug 6th 1945 
+at 8:15 Nagasaki was Aug 9th 
+at 11:02 SO I don't know where 
+the 4:20 rumor came from.
+Sorry for the wrong info b4.
+Hawker (cygnus.com)
+
+----
+
+I'm personally doing OK, but its 
+a sad day in Denver.  As I'm sure 
+you heard 15 kids were shot at 
+a high school yesterday.  
+I went to that high school.  
+Its right up the street.  
+My dad's apartment building was 
+evacuated because they found 
+several bombs in cars.
+It's nice and sunny here.  
+Where do you live?
+-Jess (303)
+
+====
+
+Dear Marc,
+thank you for putting two and two 
+together.  This is an immense 
+tragedy primarily for Serbian 
+people, Kosovar refugees, but 
+then also for the whole Europe 
+and the world. KLA is a renown 
+terrorist organization that
+primarily deals with trafficking 
+narcotics into Europe, many European
+countries that accepted the Albanian 
+minorities into their territory will 
+soon become aware of this!  
+THanks for all of your interest 
+and concern
+   [a woman who asked to remain
+    unnamed and unplaced.]
+
+
+AND IN THE Chips On Shoulders Dep't:
+
+From: Chip Hosken <hosken@uiuc.edu>
+do you realize it is illegal to 
+email mass mailings to people 
+who don't want to recieve 
+your SHIT! 
+thank you. 
+if you ever email me again 
+I will press charges. 
+even in response to this letter. 
+take me off of your  list.
+bitch. 
+
+
+To: ati@etext.org
+From: JewelJK@aol.com
+UNSUBSCRIBE
+
+----
+
+Marco!
+in a word - failed.   
+the food directors misinformed us 
+about some of the details of the 
+proposal, and ended up playing it
+against us as a wildcard.  
+  these are the same guys who 
+originally helped us out by finding 
+the prices and allegedly investigating 
+the legitimacy of the eggs as
+"free range".   
+  simply, he (mike james) decieved us 
+and as a result, we lost. thanks for 
+your support and concern. this was a 
+learning experience.  next semester we 
+will not make the same mistakes and 
+will definitely not trust anything they 
+tell us unless it is in writing.   
+i'll keep you informed.  
+cheers-   
+Ked (414)
+
+OPEN LETTER: TO MICHAEL MOORE
+Hi Michael,
+How goes it?
+Two orders of biz, I know you're busy.
+1) Ked's sending me results of the egg 
+vote at oshkosh in about 6 hours. 
+I'll forward them to you from a 
+different address.
+2) I'll be playing my guitar on the 
+capitol steps may 1 thru may 4;
+Washington DC protesting School of the 
+Americas.
+You might already know labor is behind 
+shutting this puppy down.
+It would be way cool if you could 
+bring your guitar (and maybe the
+camcorder???) to the steps and jam 
+with. (btw: what's your fave chord?)
+
+Oh, I better say a third thing. 
+Ready?
+You'd asked for some whizzard to help 
+you get messages autoforwarded to a new 
+.org place. 
+hmmm. 
+Let's put our heads together, eh?
+
+
+ATI, not your granma's pajamas...
+
+
+-=*(PRIME ANARCHIST WORLD NEWS TONITE)*=-
+
+Newspapers Need to Find Uniqueness.
+by - Mark Tartar - Senior Despondent.
+<PAWN> Milanta, GA - For newspapers 
+to make a profit on the Internet, they
+need to offer their readers something
+they can't get anywhere else, 
+Michael Bloomcounty told attendees 
+of Interactive Newspapers annual
+conference Tuesday.
+   T H E   T R U T H .
+
+
+...And Now, an update from Wednesday...
+<PAWN>Colorado - The Phollowing...
+    ----<><><><>----
+
+I might have just confirmed that 
+some of the members of tTCM are 
+also western hammerskins.
+Plus, guess what? When police 
+finally did roll in, there were
+in fact 4 trenchcoats lying 
+on the floor!
+
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+...was reported in an ATI Midweek 
+Crisis this past week. Rather than
+let that lie, like so many journalists
+will do in this world, in this life; I
+Prime Anarchist, have chosen to phollow
+thru. 
+   Ready?
+I spoke with members of the Trenchcoat
+Mafia in more than a dozen towns in this
+country, and also Western Skins in a few.
+The Western Branch of the Hammerskins are
+definitely in Denver heavy, and there
+headquartered; however I was wrong, thank
+god. They had nothing to do with the 
+killings this past week in a public school
+in Columbine, Colorado. Although three of 
+the nine people who planned Tuesday's 
+placing of pipebombs and murderous gunfire
+were in fact, members of tTCM; TrenchCoat
+Mafia organization itself had little or
+nothing to do with the conspiracy to 
+commit chaos.
+   The four empty trench-coats remain a
+partially unconfirmed story. I have 
+confirmed two missing suspects with
+a handful of credible sources, but I
+was a little carried away when one 
+White-Pride member I interviewed told
+me it was not two, but four empty 
+trenchcoats on the floor. He seemed
+credible. He remains my only source on
+that.
+   Attn: Matt Drudge, kiss my 
+         jolly gym-shorts. 
+         That's prime anarchist 3, 
+         the drudgeryman 1.
+
+----
+Journal Note: 4:20, 4/20.
+2 dogs fat, still have their
+winter furr. Something very
+wrong on this street, in this
+neighborhood, this state or 
+this nation. Very very wrong.
+I can pheel it.
+----
+
+Static 'Atistics:
+1.023% of all English-speaking
+websites in the US have the words
+Pamela, Lee, and Anderson on them.
+  2nd most popular topic? Fabio 
+with goose-blood all over his face.
+0.88% 
+  3rd? Still Bill Gates getting 
+pi'ed! 0.75%
+
+
+[Someone asked us to toss this 
+ far and wide; so rather than
+ ending this 'zine with a hand-made
+ poem like is the norm, we're 
+ pasting a prose piece from a poetical
+ person, mister subcomandante Marcos.
+ It's a letter to someone on his
+ birthday.]
+
+Mister Mumia:
+I am writing to you in the name 
+of the men, women, children and elderly 
+of the Zapatista Army of National 
+Liberation in order to congratulate you
+on April 24, which is your birthday.
+Perhaps you have heard of us. 
+We are Mexican, mostly indigenous, 
+and we took up arms on January 1 of 1994 
+demanding a voice, face and name for the
+forgotten of the earth.
+Since then, the Mexican government has 
+made war on us and pursues us and
+harasses us seeking our death, our 
+disappearance and our definitive silence.
+The reason? These lands are rich with oil, 
+uranium and precious lumber. The government 
+wants them for the great transnational 
+companies. We want them for all the Mexicans. 
+The government sees our lands as a business. 
+We see our history written in these lands. 
+In oder to defend our right (and that of all
+Mexicans) to live with liberty, democracy, 
+justice and dignity we became an army and 
+undertook a name, voice and face that way.
+Perhaps you wonder how we know of you, 
+about your birthday, and why it is that
+we extend this long bridge which goes 
+from the mountains of the Mexican
+southeast to the prison of Pennsylvania 
+which has imprisoned you unjustly.
+Many good people from many parts 
+of the world have spoken of you, 
+through them we have learned how you 
+were ambushed by the North American 
+police in December of 1981, of the 
+lies which they constructed in the 
+procedures against you, and of the 
+death sentence in 1982. 
+We learned about your birthday through 
+the international mobilizations which,
+under the name of "Millions for Mumia", 
+are being prepared this April 24th.
+It is harder to explain this bridge 
+which this letter extends, it is more
+complicated. I could tell you that, 
+for the powerful of Mexico and the
+government, to be indigenous, or 
+to look indigenous, is reason for 
+disdain, abhorrence, distrust and 
+hatred. The racism which now floods 
+the palaces of Power in Mexico goes 
+to the extreme of carrying out a war 
+of extermination, genocide, against 
+millions of indigenous. I am sure 
+that you will find similarities 
+with what the Power in the United States 
+does with the so-called "people of color" 
+(African-American, Chicanos, Puerto Ricans, 
+Asians, Northamerican Indians and any 
+other peoples who do not have the insipid 
+color of money.)
+We are also "people of color" (the same 
+color of our brothers who have Mexican
+blood and live and struggle in the American 
+Union). We are of the color "brown", 
+the color of the earth, the color 
+from which we take our history, our
+strength, our wisdom and our hope. 
+But in order to struggle we add another
+color to the brown: black. 
+We use black ski-masks to show our faces. 
+Only in this way can we be seen and heard. 
+We chose this color as a result of the
+counsel of an indigenous Mayan elder who 
+explained to us what the color black meant.
+The name of this wise elder was Old Man 
+Antonio. He died in these rebel Zapatista 
+lands in March of 1994, victim of 
+tuberculosis which ate his lungs and his 
+breath. Old Man Antonio used to tell us 
+that from black came the light and 
+from there came the stars which light 
+up the sky around the world. He told
+us a story which said that a long time 
+ago (in those times when no one measured
+it), the first gods were given the task 
+of giving birth to the world. In one of
+their meetings they saw it was necessary 
+that the world have life and movement,
+and for this light was necessary. 
+Then they thought of making the sun 
+in order that the days move and so 
+there would be day and night and 
+time for struggling and time for making 
+love, walking with the days and nights 
+the world would go.
+The gods had their meeting and made this 
+agreement in front of a large fire,
+and they knew it was necessary that 
+one of them be sacrificed by throwing
+himself into the fire in order to become 
+fire himself and fly into the sky.
+The gods thought that the work of 
+the sun was the most important, 
+so they chose the most beautiful 
+god so that he would fly into the fire 
+and become the sun. But he was afraid. 
+Then the smallest god, the one who was 
+black, said he was not afraid and 
+he threw himself into the fire and
+became sun. 
+Then the world had light and movement, 
+and there was time for struggle and
+time for love, and in the day the bodies 
+worked to make the world and in the night
+the bodies made love and sparkles filled 
+the darkness.
+This is what Old Man Antonio told us and 
+that is why we use a black ski mask.
+So we are of the color brown and of 
+the color black. But we are also of the
+color yellow, because the first people 
+who walked these lands were made of
+corn so they would be true. And we are 
+also red because this is the call of blood
+which has dignity and we are also blue 
+because we are the sky in which we fly,
+and green for the mountain which is our 
+house and our strength. And we are white 
+because we are paper so that tomorrow 
+can write its story.
+So we are 7 colors because there were 
+7 first gods who birthed the world.
+This is what Old Man Antonio said 
+long ago and now I tell you this 
+story so that you may understand 
+the reason for this bridge of paper 
+and ink which I send to you all the 
+way from the mountains of the 
+Mexican Southeast. And also so that 
+you may understand that with this 
+bridge goes pieces of salutes and
+hugs for Leonard Peltier (who is in 
+the prison at Leavenworth, Kansas), 
+and for the more than 100 political 
+prisoners in the USA who are the 
+victims of injustice, stupidity and 
+authoritarianism.
+And with this letter-bridge walks 
+as well a salute to the Dine (the Navajo),
+who, in Big Mountain, Arizona, fight 
+against the violations of their traditional 
+Dine religious practices. They struggle 
+against those who prefer the large 
+businesses instead of respect for 
+the religious freedom of Indian
+peoples, and those who want to 
+destroy sacred grounds and 
+ceremonial sites (as is the case 
+of Peabody Western Coal Company 
+which wants to take lands without
+reason, history or rights-lands 
+which belong to the Dine and their 
+future generations.)
+But there are not only stories of 
+resistance against North American 
+injustice in this letter-bridge. 
+There are the indigenous, from 
+the extreme south of our continent, 
+in Chile, the Mapuche women in the 
+Pewenche Center of Alto Bio-Bio
+who resist against stupidity. 
+Two indigenous women, Bertha 
+and Nicolasa Quintreman are accused 
+of "mistreating" members of the 
+armed forces of the Chilean 
+government. So there it is. 
+An armed military unit with 
+rifles, sticks, and tear-gas,
+protected by bulletproof vests, 
+helmets and shields, accuse two 
+indigenous women of "mistreatment". 
+But Bertha is 74 years old and 
+Nicolasa is 60. How is it possible 
+that two elderly people confronted 
+a "heroic" group of heavily-armed 
+military? 
+Because they are Mapuche. The story 
+is the same as that of the brothers 
+and sisters Dine of Arizona, and 
+the same which repeats itself in 
+all America: a company (ENDESA) 
+wants the lands of the Mapuches, 
+and in spite of the law which
+protects the indigenous, the 
+government is on the side of 
+the companies. The Mapuche students 
+have pointed out that the government 
+and the company made a "study" of 
+military intelligence about the 
+indigenous Mapuche communities 
+and they came to the conclusion 
+that the Mapuche could not think, 
+defend themselves, resist, or
+construct a better future. The 
+study was wrong apparently.
+Now it occurs to me that, perhaps 
+the powerful in North America carried 
+out a "military intelligence" study 
+(this is frankly a contradiction, 
+because those of us who are military 
+are not intelligent, if we were we 
+would not be military) about the case 
+of the Dine in Arizona, about Leonard 
+Peltier, about other political 
+prisoners, about yourself, mister 
+Mumia. Perhaps they made this study 
+and came to the conclusion that they 
+might be able to violate justice and 
+reason, to assault history and lose 
+the truth. They thought they could 
+do this and no one would say anything. 
+The Dine Indians would stand by and 
+watch the destruction of the most 
+sacred of their history,
+Leonard Peltier would be alone, and you, 
+Mister Mumia, would be silenced (and I 
+remember your own words "They not only 
+want my death, they want my silence").
+But the studies were wrong. Happy mistake? 
+The Dine resist against those who would 
+kill their memory, Leonard Peltier is 
+accompanied by all those who demand
+his liberty, and you sir, speak and 
+yell today with all the voices which
+celebrate your birthday as all birthdays 
+should be celebrated, by struggling.
+Mister Mumia:
+We have nothing big to give you as a 
+gift for your birthday, it is poor and
+little, but all of us send you an embrace. 
+We hope that when you gain your freedom 
+you will come to visit us. 
+Then we will give you a birthday party,
+even if it isn't April 24th, 
+it will be an unbirthday party.
+There will be musicians, dancing and 
+speaking, which are the means by which
+men and women of all colors understand 
+and know one another, and build bridges
+over which they walk together, towards 
+history, towards tomorrow.
+Happy Birthday!
+
+Vale. We salute you and may justice 
+and truth find their place.
+>From the mountains of the 
+Mexican Southeast, 
+Subcomandante Insurgente Marcos 
+Mexico, April of 1999
+P.S. I read somewhere that you are 
+a father and a grandfather. 
+So I am sending you a gift for your 
+children and grandchildren. It is a 
+little wooden car with Zapatistas 
+dressed in black ski-masks. Tell your 
+children and grandchildren that it is 
+a gift that we send you, the Zapatistas. 
+Explain to them places that there are 
+people of all colors everywhere, just 
+like you, who want justice, liberty 
+and democracy for people of all colors.
+
+-+=(!)=+-
+
+ATI says goodbye,
+ati@cosmos.lod.com
+
+
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+
+this edition of ATI dedicated 
+2 Gestetner copiers all 
+around the world!
+
+