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+ Compiled on December 25, 1989 + + +BS: "I got my new USRobotics HST 14400 modem today." +OT: "How much?" +BS: "$280, plus $25 for UPS Red Label shipping." +OT: "No way! Was it used?" +BS: "No, I scammed it direct from USRobotics, brand new." +OT: "How?" + + So many times I've had this this conversation. Well.. Finally, I've +decided to write a phile explaining how you, too, can benefit from the +stupidity of USRobotics. + + First, make sure you have sufficient funding for the modem. If you dont +have enough for the modem of your choice (near the end of this phile, there +is a listing of current prices), develop your own ways to kick the crap out +of a UPS delivery person. (USRobotics sends all modems on either a C.O.D., +or personal check-basis only) Note: This scam can be accomplished legally, +there is no need to set up any fake names, addresses, etc. No need to bull +USRobotics with names. OK, now that you have your money (I assume you want +the 14.4k HST, which is $280), next step is for you to call USRobotics. +The number to call is 1-800-DIAL-USR (800-342-5877), Monday-Friday, 8am-5pm +Central Std. Time (6am-3pm PST). Usually, some lady answers with something +like, "Hello, USRobotics." Let her know that your company is interested in +becoming an authorized USRobotics dealer, and you want to obtain the req'd. +forms. If she does not know what you mean, restate it and say you need the +papers to be a reseller. She will then ask for your name, your business's +name, shipping address (Use either your home or P.O. Box on this, all that +comes at this point is an envelope about 8.75" by 11.5"). I used the PO on +this one. OK, now you have this packet a few days later. The one I got had +a letter, $25 business rebate, "Seven-Minute Sales Seminar" pamphlet, a big +book on the USRobotics Courier line, this thing called "Campaign '89", and +a pretty short questionaire on your business. The letter read as follows: + + Thank you for your interest in our products. We've enclosed + the information you requested, along with an overview of our + entire modem line, one of the broadest in the industry... + Please contact the distributor nearest you to arrange for + furthur information or a product evaluation. They can also + help you with any other USRobotics products you find + interesting. Should you have any difficulty contacting a + reseller, please let us know, toll free at 800/DIAL USR + (342-5877), in Illinois dial 312/982-5001, as soon as + possible. + +(BS Note: All of USRobotics' 312 NPAs were recently changed to 708.) Next +step is to mail the form back to USRobotics. A few days later, call them & +ask if your paper has been received yet. Once it has, they should send you +back another envelope the same dimensions as the first, this time, stating +how you have been made "...an official USR Authorized Dealer." Ooooo Boy.. +They continue to state what you are now entitled to, which is along these +lines--direct sales referrals, access to closing deals to Fortune 1000 co., +access to the dealer hotline (800-292-2988 U.S, and 800-553-3560 Canada) to +receive product literature, and continuous updates regarding new USRobotics +products and enhancements "...before your customers do..." + +They send you a copy of the current "Courier" newsletter which has the gold +you need...the "Authorized Dealer Demo Program" coupon! (OK, the issue that +they sent me was Volume 2, Number 3, and the coupon was blue. If yours has +no order form, get ahold of me on a PPP system and I can either fax or mail +you a copy of one.. USRobotics cares little what the coupon looks like, the +one I sent them was a copy of my original (so I can order another one later +as they restrict you to "two modems per location." What that means is, you +can get up to two modems with these metal plates near the rear of them that +state, "For demonstration purposes only .. Not for resale." And no, it wont +just come off without shreading the case. (You can try to be a distributor +for a month and order a bunch of cases, but it is much easier to live with +the little plaque.) + +OK.. Now, once you have this form, make a copy of it if you want to ever do +this again (assuming you are ordering one now). At the top, it lists: + +Company Name: (Enter the one listed on the letter of acceptance) +Shipping Address: (Enter your HOME, the box will NOT fit in a PO Box) +City: State/Province: Zip/Postal Code: +Phone Number: (Put your real one, not a BBS) + +Near the bottom, they show places for your name and title. Write your real +name, and put ", owner" or similar. Also, you have to sign it. Big deal.. +Put the number of modems you want (up to two total) in the space marked as, +Quantity, and then mail it back to USR. If you have questions so far, call +USR and ask for either Jim Summers or the USR dealer programs manager. + +In a couple days, call to see if your order has been received. You may have +to ask for the reseller division, I can't remember. Anyways. Ask how long +it will be until the order is shipped. If they tell you it could be up to +two weeks, ask if you can get it any sooner, & keep bugging them every day. +In the meantime, obtain a cashier's check from your local bank in the am'nt +needed (my check was for $305.00, $280 plus $25 shipping) and have the bank +make it out to USROBOTICS. + +Keep this check somewhere and let your whole family know where it is, just +in case you are gone when UPS arrives (you dont really want to drive to the +UPS place, do you?). + +Good luck with your ventures. Here is the list of current dealer prices: +(All are the newest revisions, non-used, and shrink-wrapped): + +HST Dual Standard..................$520 +HST Dual Standard/PC................520 +HST 14.4............................280 +HST/PC 14.4 (internal)..............280 +v.32................................520 +v.32/PC (internal)..................520 +HST/ix (HST 14.4 w/UNIX software)...430 +2400e...............................130 +2400/PS w/MNP.......................120 +2400/PS w/MNP & software............160 +2400/PC.............................150 +2400/PC w/software..................180 + +Shipping: +UPS ground.........................$13 +UPS blue (2nd day air)..............18 +UPS red (next day air)..............25 + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------ +- + XopyWRONG (X) 1989 Bill Smith and the PPP/NPA 619 Check out these boards: +------------------------------------------------------------------------------ +- + +CAD #1 - Insidious Infusion...........24mnp..HAX HQs...Doctor Dissector +CAD #2 - Internal Stack III...........2400...HAX/vms...Dark Helmet +CAD #3 - The Fourth Dimension.........2400...HAX/vms...Tak/Scan (Amiga) +CAD #5 - Electric Dreams Underground..14400..HAX beta..Bill Smith + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------ +- +And like dd says... "thy freeways are thy friends..." + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/hunting.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/hunting.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..7c1f8ce2 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/hunting.txt @@ -0,0 +1,77 @@ + "Behold I will send forth many fishers, saith the Lord, and they +shall fish them; and after will I send for many hunters, and they shall +hunt them from every mountain, and from every hill, and out of the +holes of the rocks." Jeremiah 16:16 + + In Matthew 4:19 and Mark 1:17, when calling out his disciples Jesus +said, "follow Me, and I will make you fishers of men." Here we have +the beginning of the fulfillment of Jeremiah's prophecy. Most +Christians know that the Apostles and other d isciples were sent forth +as fishers of men. + + During this so called "Christian dispensation", the Christian +religion has been taught in a manner "you can accept it or reject it +as you wish". More or less in the manner we go fishing. Fishermen +take a line and a hook; put bait on it; and then put the baited hook +into the water. The fish can take it or not as he wishes. If the +bait is good, the fisherman thinks that he has done a good job because +he has caught a fish. Just as a fisher-of-men believes that, when he +preaches the go spel, and people come to a knowledge of Jesus Christ, +he has done a good work. + + The fisher is usually blind as to what he is catching until after he +has the catch in his net or until he pulls his line out of the water. +But the hunter is entirely different, he knows his game. The only +people in the nation who could be call ed "the hunters" are those who +know, among other things, the true identity of God's Israel people. +They know their quarry. They know what they are hunting for and they +disregard all other things. They go as hunters who see the game +before the g ame sees them. + + In the parable of the supper (Luke 14) there were three stages: + +1. Fishing - To whomsoever will. "Say to them that are bidden, + Come..." +2. Hunting - Search the city and "bring in the poor, maimed, halt and + the blind." +3. Finally the king says to the servant "go out and compel them to + come in..." + + We are getting ready for the banquet, the marriage supper of the +Lamb. A time will come when all will be compelled to comply with +God's will. + + How To Hunt The hunter has to know his game, keep his eyes open and +have a weapon readily available. The Bible is our main weapon and +battle strategy. Education, exposure, and truth are our "bullets." + + Many of us have found it difficult to re-train our emotional bias + concerning our rigid religious beliefs. Those who are sucessful in + this endeavor will be those who rely most firmly on the Word of God + in spite of prior deep-rooted traditions. Only by putting on ALL of + the armour of God described in Isaiah 59:17 and Ephesians 6:14-17 + can we "withstand in the evil day." + + God's armour consists of total protection for all parts of the body +of Christ except the back, because He requires us to "STAND" after +having done all possible, not run from the battle. The only weapon of +offence we are given is "the sword of the Spirit, which is the Word of +God" which "is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any two edged +sword." It is the sword of truth which the wicked dread and fear +which will deliver us from their hands. + + We must fear God and keep His commandments; for this is the whole +duty of man. (Ecclesiastes 12:13) + + The churches have taught us that we must fear "the devil," although +Christ said, "fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to +kill the soul; but rather fear Him (God) which is able to destroy both +soul and body." (Mattew 10:28) + + We are to fear no-one EXCEPT God, for it is our WHOLE duty. And +that duty is to OBEY. "If you love Me, OBEY My commandments" John +14:15 + + It is the hunters who are now being gathered to track God's people +and bring them home to Him in this end time. Let us each be a hunter. + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/hydroaci.ana b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/hydroaci.ana new file mode 100644 index 00000000..bd9f4511 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/hydroaci.ana @@ -0,0 +1,91 @@ +************************************** + GREEK INN BBS + 312-774-2035 +*************************************** + + The Hydrochloric Acid Goody + +From the book: The Poor Man's James + Bond. + by Kurt Saxon +* +* The information contained in this +* book is perfectly legal to read and +* distribute. I accept no +* responsibility as to the actions of +* the users who read this book. +* + +The hydrochloric acid goody is the most fun in the whole book. It takes many +forms and works on the simple chemical principle that hydrochloric acid reacts +with aluminum powder, foil or metal, releasing a great dark cloud of noxious gas +which looks horrible and smells worse. + + Hydrochloric acid is used for killing algae in swimming pools and for cleaning +tile and stone work. + + Where swimming pools are common it can be bought at any hardware store for a +couple of dollars for a gallon. + + Being only 37% strenght, it is seldom harmful to the skin but will eat through +clothing like battery acid. Hydrochloric acid also goes by the name Muriatic +acid. + + On damp nights, a bottle of the acid alone, broken in the midst of a crowd +will form noxious clouds of chlorine gas. Scream "poison gas!" and you will +have a panic on your hands that will give you many laughs. + + When you get some, open it up and give it a sniff. It won't harm you because +you couldn't stand to smell enough to be harmed. Then put a couple of square +inches of alluminum foil in a can in your sink and pour some acid on the foil. +If the acid bottle has been tightly capped the reaction of breaking down the +aluminum and producing a dark noxious gas should start in about a minute. It +the bottle has been setting for months, poorly capped, the reaction may start +immediately. You can stop the action at any time by turning onj the faucet and +flodding the mess with water. + + When you have tested the reaction with foil, try it with powder and then with +aluminum metal cut from a pipe or a slab. + + The versatility of the hydrochloric acid goody is amazing and should keep you +fascinated for hours. + + The Militants most common use of the hydrochloric acid goody is to clear areas +of people he doesn't like. In a movie or a meeting hall a tim can full of +aluminum powder, foil or chunks is put under a seat. The acid is in a bottle +with it's mouth covered with a couple of plastic bags held in place by a rubber +band. You can also use a plain rubber or a ballon over the mouth of the bottle. + + The cover is pierced with a pencil and the bottle is upended intop the can, +after which the Militant gets up and walks out. If the acid is old and reacts +immediately, a wad of sponge is put over the aluminum, causing the needed delay. + + A person sitting beside the Militant would not notice anything, especially if +something exciting was happening up front. By the time he noticed the odor the +reaction would have left him with nothing to do but run squelling and pissing +from the scene. + + The outside goody is great too, It is used to break up parades and demon- +strations and in riots, where it's every man for himself and the devil take the +hindmost. + + It is simply a pint or quart bottle filled with goody and wrapped with several +layers of aluminum foil and put into a paper sack. + + Now say a group of militants infiltrate a civilian parade at different points. +At an agreed upon time they yell, "They're throwing things!" Then, while the +other paraders are looking around and up, the Militants crash their outside +goodys, still in the sack to the pavement. + + As the parade moves on, the Militants filter back to where their goodies are. +When the reaction starts they scream "Posion gas, Poison gas!" and panic the +whole mob out of the action. + + The aluminum wrapped bottles have to be slammed down hard or they might not +break. If it is something like a smoke or pipe bomb, there is a better way than +to throw it down. + + It is a good thing to cut out one of your pants pockets for this one. The +bomb is in a sack under your jacket. You light its fuse with a cigarette and +slip the bomb into your pocket and let it drop down throught your pants leg. + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/hydroxy1.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/hydroxy1.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..42cce97a --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/hydroxy1.txt @@ -0,0 +1,165 @@ + HYDROXY + + Stoichiometric Hydrogen and Oxygen Gas + + +1. GENERAL INTRODUCTION + + The product of dissociation of water by electrolysis using the +patented Brown Gas generator is a completely safe compressed stoichiometric +hydrogen and oxygen gas mixture known as hydroxy (Brown's Gas). There is +no other method capable of producing such a gas. The novelty has been +patented in Australia and in other major countries around the world. + + +2. PROPERTIES OF HYDROXY + +2.1 INTRODUCTION + + Hydroxy (Brown's Gas) is a new product so there is no literature +describing the properties of this gas. Is has been a popular practice of +other investigators of the Brown's Gas Generator to ascribe to the gas the +properties of molecular hydrogen and oxygen gases in the proportion of 2:1. +Although this assumption seems very plausible it is incorrect. Hydroxy has +properties which are sufficiently different from the combined molecular +hydrogen and oxygen gas mixture to be significant in industrial and +commercial applications. + +2.2 SAFETY OF HYDROXY + + 1. Hydroxy burns with a clear flame and the gas generator supplies the + gases at 280-320 kPa (40-50 psi). + + 2. The flame contains hydrogen and oxygen and no other elements so the + product of the burning is water. + + 3. The gas burns with a variety of nozzle sizes and can have a flame + length of up to 400mm. + + 4. The flame is extinguished by reducing the gas flow at the handle + and this is accompanied by a popping sound. + + 5. The New South Wales Department of Explosives has approved the + manufacture and use of the gas generation of hydroxy. + + 6. The flame is easily shown to be an exothermic reaction either with + water as an end product in some applications or dissociated + hydrogen and oxygen in other applications. + + 7. Hydroxy is safely stored, with little reassociation in the control + cell of the welder. + + +2.3 TEMPERATURE OF HYDROXY + + The theoretical flame temperature is 4900 celsius but the temperature +changes with various applications (refer to #6 of 2.2). + The temperature available with hydroxy can be remarkably high, as, for +example, the flame is capable of drilling holes in high temperature +refractory products. + To illustrate the temperature range it is possible, using the same gas +flame pressure, to: + + 1. Succesfully weld aluminum sheet (700 celsius) + + 2. Sublimate tungsten (8000 celsius) + + +2.4 IMPLOSION OF HYDROXY + + It is claimed that implosion, as a single reaction, only occurs with +hydroxy and is impossible with other substances. + + 1. A volume reduction occurs from 1900 to 1. + + 2. Detonation is achieved with a hot spark (other methods). + + 3. Only a low decibel "ping" accompanied the implosion of 3-4 litres + of hydroxy (even this noise level can be reduced). + + 4. The speed of detonation is greater then 4m/second. + + 5. When implosion occurs with a water interface no exhaust is + produced. + + 6. There is no contraction-expansion effect when hydroxy is imploded, + only a contraction. + + 7. Little heat is lost to the equipment in an implosion cycle. + + +2.5 ULTRA-HIGH VACUUM FROM HYDROXY + + The new era of vacuum technology is possible using the implosion of +hydroxy. + + 1. The low cost of hydroxy production (340 1/Kwh) ensures a very + inexpensive method for producing an ultra-high vacuum. + + 2. There isn't another technique for producing a vacuum of such a high + purity in such a short period with very inexpensive equipment. + + +3.0 APLLICATIONS OF HYDROXY + + The efficiency of DC power conversion to the thermal energy of the +produced hydrogen gas is 95%. But AC to DC conversion may be as high as +98% so the maximum efficiency of hydroxy production from AC supply is 93%. +Another important reason for using this electrolysis method for hydroxy +production is its ability to prodce the gas as required. So the inherent +problems of storage and loss by leakage are not relevant. The neutral +flame of hydroxy is important for welding and also as a clean heat source. + The following list fo suggestions for the use of hydroxy are +enumerated some salient properties are addended with a phrase or a simple +elaboration. The list is not exhaustive nor fully descriptive nor is it +meant to rank in order of importance. Naturally, many factors should be +considered when promoting a particular field of application because of the +possible economic, commercial and political disruption which could cause +readjustment at national levels. + +3.1 LIST OF APPLICATIONS + + 1. Gas generator for welding, brazing, soldering. + (ex. AL, TIG. Lost costs, carbonizing flame, cutting, etc). + + 2. Special high temperature and thermal applications. + (ex. Ceramic surface, tiles, bricks, silica conversion, etc). + + 3. Atmospheric motor: stationary or transport + "A simple means has been found for making a vacuum, so atmospheric + pressure can be employed as a source of power." + (ex. pump, desalinator). + + 4. Coal to oil conversion: hydrogen production or new procedure. + (ex. drying coal, coal to graphite, waste gas conversion, etc). + + 5. Low energy (long time) - high energy (short time). + (ex. wind and other primary sources; low electrical - high thermal). + + 6. Aero applications: cheapest hydrogen production; turbo design (plus + vacuum). + + +4.0 CONCLUSION + + It is worth emphasizing the five novelties presented by hydroxy: + + 1. Safety in the generation, storage, and use of the gas. + + 2. Inexpensive cost of production compared to other alternatives. + + 3. Very high temperature of the flame. + + 4. Implosion capability to trigger atmospheric pressure as a source of + power. + + 5. Ultra-high vacuum with simple equipment at low cost. + + + Could any other patent present so many innovative and developmental +possibilities as hydroxy with such a multitude of important applications? + + +R.B. Davis, PhD. +January 26, 1982 + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/idhop2.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/idhop2.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..bd8289da --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/idhop2.txt @@ -0,0 +1,559 @@ + +============================================================================== + RELEASED ON 2/01/92 +============================================================================== + ... ....... ... ... ...... ....... ... ... ............. + :### :#######. :### :### .:###### :#######. :### :### :############# + :### :### #### :### :### :### :### :### :### :### :#### :### ..... + :### :### :### :###.:### :### :### :###..:### :### :##### :### .:#####. + :### :### :### :######## :### :### :### #### :### :### ##:### :### ### + :### :### :### :### :### ###.:### :### :### :### ##### :###.... + :### ### ..:### :### :### ###### :### :### :### #### :### #### + :###......:#### :### :###...........:### :###.:### :### ###.:### + ############ ### ################## ######## ### ###### + + PART TWO +.............................................................................. +:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: +.............................................................................. +......................F.O.R...F.U.N...A.N.D...P.R.O.F.I.T..................... +.............................................................................. +:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::: +============================================================================== + WRITTEN, CREATED, AND TESTED BY VIDEO VINDICATOR +============================================================================== + +INTRODUCTION +~~~~~~~~~~~~ + Welcome to the second part of the Identity Hoping series! This file will +cover more of the forging aspect of identity fraud then the actual 'hoping', +as the first file did. For the most part, you want to use these documents that +you can purchase through the mail to get real state-issued ones... The nice +thing about getting fraugulent identities it that once it starts it can grow +on it's own and doesn't need to be nurtured. Almost all of the companies listed +below are still open (I say almost because if I say all, one if bound to close) +so you should have little trouble with them. I include the address's mainly +because you will want to write and get a brochure from them... It's one thing +to trust my rating of the documents, it's another to just blow your money. + In this file I think I'm going to leave out my normal disclaimer, and just +sum it up in four little words... I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY. What this means +is that if little Johnny down the street is able to buy a gun due to a fake ID +he learned to make through this, then so what? I didn't like Johnny anyways +and he just saved me the trouble of doing it for him! hahaaha... Ok, enough +with the bullshit. + For this file we will assume there are three types of alternate ID's: forged, +borrowed, and created. Each type is better for a different type of situation, +and they all have their own inherant weaknesses, unless done properly. This +file will cover primarily Forged ID's, although we will touch briefly on Created +ID's as well. For more information on Borrowed, please refer to part one of +this series. + Forged ID's are still in use today to some degree, altough they are mainly +used to either help in the ability to drink sooner, or sone other rite of +society. These can also be used in a lower level for credit card fraud, and +many other types of fraud, as well as to back up a created identity quickly +and easily. This use has recently been hampered by the introduction of new +ID technology. This is bad in ways, but it's uses are far from over... Just +because California has adopted Credit Card DL's, doesn't mean that Oregan has, +and what Oregan doesn't know/do, can only help you! + + +MAILORDER COMPANIES & YOU +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + Below is a listing of mailorder ID companies, after the name of each company +will be a number (from 1 to 10, 10 being highest) rating the quality of the +ID's or whatever the specific company sells. Most of them will send you a free +catalog if you send them a SASE (a self-addressed stamped envelope, for all the +worthless people who didn't know what that ment), but don't expect fast service +from any of these (except NIC, who is exceptionally good). For the most part +all of these companies are the sort of grey-area companies that only last for +a couple years in the fun world of legitimacy, so they might be here today, +but most likely gone tommorow... + + COMPANY NAME RATING BRIEF DESCRIPTION + ------------------+----+---------------------------------------------------- + BAIRD COMPANY 5 This company sells somewhat generic ID's, including + PO BOX 444 Special Forces, Swat, Mercenary, etc... The only + LOS ALAMITOS, CA thing that really sets this company appart is the + 90720-0444 quality & selection of Badges & Patches (quite nice) + ------------------+----+---------------------------------------------------- + BIG BEAR PRESS 7 This company offers a wide selection of cards, and + 555 SATURN BLVD B430 most of them are very well made. + SAN DIEGO, CA + 92154 (1) Instructor (12) Social Security Card + (2) Comp Supervisor (13) Researcher + (3) Sales Rep. (14) Long Haul Operator + (4) General Manager (15) College ID Cards + (5) Employee ID (16) Talent Scout + (6) Counselor (17) Detective + (6A) STATE ID (18) Bartender + (7) Press Card (19) Cosmetologist + (8) Reg. Nurse (19A) University ID Card + (9) City Employee + (10) US ID That's it for ID's, Now onto + (11) US Veteran Certificates.... + + (20) Birth (21) Baptismal (22) College Diploma + (23) High School (24) Awards (25) Wills + (26) Marriage (27) Divorced (28) Judo Instructor + (29) Karate Instr. (30) Bachelor of Arts (31) Dr. Theology + (32) Trade School 1 (33) Trade School 2 (34) Bartender + (35) Scuba Diver (36) Hypnosis (37) Dr. of Music + (38) Hang Gliding (39) Dr. of Sociology (40) Dr. of Philosophy + (41) Veterinarian (42) Photographer (43) Parachutist + (44) Color TV Repr. (45) Child Care Spec. + ------------------+----+---------------------------------------------------- + A. L. BERTACCI 6 All this person sells is a two-piece photo ID card + 724 MYSTIC AVE with any state name you want typed on. One nice + GRETNA, LA feature of this card is it has a spot for both a + 70056 Signature, DOB, and ID number... + ------------------+----+---------------------------------------------------- + CARDINAL PUBLISHING 7 This company sells very nice blank certificates + PO BOX 5200 with a very real looking gold seal. They also sell + JACKSONVILLE, FL ID's, but they saw 'NOT A GOVERNMENT DOC' all over. + 32247 + ------------------+----+---------------------------------------------------- + CALVARY FELLOWSHIP 9 If you want to fake like you're a priest, this is + 316 CALIFORNIA AV 435 the place to by the Certificates. They make you + RENO, NV minister for the 'Ministry of Salvation', or the + 89509 'Victory New Testament Fellowship'. + ------------------+----+---------------------------------------------------- + CALEDONIA 7 This place sells State Name ID cards which are very + PO BOX 2940 nice. They even have a color bar behind the state + DEARBORN, MI name. Only drawback is there is no ID # space. + 48123 + ------------------+----+---------------------------------------------------- + CITY NEWS SERVICE 5 This company sells decent bogus press cards. As of + PO BOX 39 this writing they only have three different models, + WILLOW SPRINGS, MO but claim to have more on the way soon. + 65793 + ------------------+----+---------------------------------------------------- + L.W. CRAIG ASSOC. 10 This place has one of the best Birth Certificates + PO BOX 40188 and Univerity Certificates I have seen around. They + EVERMAN, TX have a wide selection, and I would suggest writing + 76140 for a catalog from this company. + ------------------+----+---------------------------------------------------- + CROWN PUBLISHING 9 This place is pretty lame other than they have a + 2400 W COAST HWY M-38 California Drivers License that looks JUST LIKE + NEWPORT BEACH, CA the old one! + 92663 + ------------------+----+---------------------------------------------------- + CASTELLANIA 10 Probably one of the most interesting things in here, + PO BOX 40201 this company sells supporting docs for a completely + PASADENA, CA fake country! From Passports to Birth Certs. + 91104 818-794-6013 + ------------------+----+---------------------------------------------------- + DELTA PRESS 6 They sell some fairly nice ID's, especially fake + PO BOX 1625 Police/Sheriff kits! Do not confuse this with the + EL DORADO, AK Delta Press that makes books... + 71731 501-862-4772 + ------------------+----+---------------------------------------------------- + IFPO 9 This sells some really hot Photographer ID's and + PO BOX 18205 some of the same Press cards everyone else has. + WASHINGTON, DC One nice thing this place sells though is complete + 20036-8205 credential kits... + ------------------+----+---------------------------------------------------- + CHURCH OF REMNANT 10 This place sells some AWESOME Delayed certificates + PO BOX 557 of Birth, Social Security Cards, and a great copy + MOUNDS, OK of the Oklahoma Drivers License! + 74047 + +Overall there isn't too much in the way of differences between the cards these +companies supply. They all are forced to be processed in about the same method +and therefore don't leave much room for deviance. Almost all the companies I +listed don't include the shit phrase 'NOT A GOVERNMENT DOCUMENT', but this +could change any day, so don't count on it... Check it out first. + + +NIC LAW ENFORCEMENT SUPPLY +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + Don't let the name scare you away, this company has the WIDEST selection of +ID's of any company I've come across, and they are all very high quality... How +good you ask? Well, good enough for the company to get it's own listing in +here! They sell everything from Books (like Palidan Press sells), to police +badges, to certificates, to bulletproof briefcases, to great ID kits. Here's +a list of what they sell in the way of Certificates and ID's. This company is +one of the very few that accepts Visa or MC, but they are very wise to the ways +of fraud, so don't waste their time or yours and just buy the damn things! + + CERTIFICATES + ~~~~~~~~~~~~ +(P46) Private Detective (P47) Private Investigator (P48) Security Consultant +(P49) Special Investigator (P50) Bodyguard (P51) Exec. Bodyguard +(P52) Special Agent (P53) Weapons Specialist (P54) Sabotage & Demol. +(P55) Special Operations (P56) Professional Merc. (P57) Pheonix Program +(P58) Military Intel. (P59) US Army Sniper (P60) Intel. Officer +(P61) British Intel. (P62) Israeli Intel. (P63) Press Assoc. +(P64) Pro Photographer (P65) Boudoir/Figure Photo. (P66) Scuba Certificate +(P67) Pilots Cert. (P68) Parachutist, Cert. (P69) Ordained Minister +(P70) Air America Pilor (P71) Organized Crime Bureau(P72) Bounty Hunter +(P73) Police Sniper (P74) Anti-Terrorist Expert (P75) Homicide Invest. +(P76) Underco. Narcotics + + SPECIALTY CARDS + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +(C04) Bounty Hunter (C02) Bodyguard (C05) Exec. Bodyguard +(C06) Registered Merc. (C07) Weapons Specialist (C08) Spec. Weapons Permit +(C09) Supressed W. Permit (C10) Concealed W. Permit (C11) Private Investigator +(C12) Security Consultant (C03) Security (C13) Special Invest. +(C14) Org. Crime Bureau (C15) SWAT Team Memeber (C16) Cert. Appraiser +(C17) Int. Drivers Permit (C18) Pilots License (C01) Press Card +(C19) Press Photographer (C20) Prof. Photographer (C21) Invest. Reporter +(C22) Fashion Photographer (C23) Firearms Appraiser (C24) Locksmith +(C25) Parachutist, Cert (C26) Scuba, Cert. (C27) Black belt +(C28) Black Belt (typ 2) (C29) Master Ninja (wow) (C30) Tax Exempt +(C31) Travel Agent (C32) Government Rate (C33) Ordained Minister +(C34) Personal ID Card (C35) Federal Internal Burea(C36) Explosives Expert + + FOLIO CREDENTIALS + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ +(F01) American Press Assoc (F04) Bounty Hunter (F11) Private Investigator +(F02) Bodyguard (F14) Org. Crime Bureau (F10) Firearms Dealer +(F12) Security Consultant (F34) Special Identification(F41) Intel. Officer +(F13) Special Investigator (F03) Security (F35) Special Agent +(F20) Pro Photographer (F08) Special Weapons Permit(F09) Supp. W. Permit +(F07) Weapons Specialist (F18) Pilot (F05) Exec. Bodyguard +(F06) Registered Merc. (F33) Ordained Minister (F30) Company President + + PRICING TYPE ONE TWO THREE SIX NIC Supple + ~~~~~~~ FOLIO CREDENTIALS $29.92 $50.00 N/A N/A 220 Carroll St D + CERTIFICATES $7.95 N/A $20.95 $36.00 PO BOX 5210 + SPECIALTY CARD $5.95 N/A $12.95 $19.95 SHREVEPORT, LA + 71135-5210 + For 24 hour ordering 318-222-2970 + +One note of Folios, these are AWESOME! They are the best looking ID's you'll +EVER find, they are two-piece ID's that are identical to the ones this company +(yup, they supply the government) supplies the government with! Hows that for +HOT! When ordering these you need to tell them what info to put on, because +these are totally custom and they write you're name on them for you! + Everything I have gotten from this company I've been really pleased with, and +they have a guarentee that is AWESOME as well. If you fuck up on the ID some- +how, just send a SASE with the messed up on in it, and they'll replace it for +FREE! How's that for a deal! + The Specialty Cards this company makes are also VERY nice, and most have room +left open for DOB, SSN, etc... One other nice feature about this company is that +most of the cards are multi-color, which adds to the realism, and some of them +have information written on both the front AND back. + This company will also make custom ID's to match any specifications, all you +need do is send in a photocopy of the origional, and tell them the info to put +on it. The wait is usually around 48 hours and there is an additional charge +of five dollars... Not much considering. These can be customized to look like +just about anything, from a Police ID to a fake Mickey Mouse Fanclub Membership. + + +COMPARING TO THE REAL THING +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + There is an interesting little company based in Redwood City, California +that issues yearly a little book that shows detailed color photo's and other +information on drivers license's for all 50 states! The companies called +'Driver's License Guide Company', and they will sell to anyone with money! +Many DMV and Highway Patrol officiers suscribe to this book and use it to tell +if it's a fake or now... Well, we all know that is a two way street! + + +MAKING YOUR OWN, LIKE THE PROS +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + Below is a list of companies that make machines which produce ID's. These +companies will not be too pleased if you call up and say "Do you sell machines +to make fake ID's?". Alot of these companies are the ones who actually supply +the government with their ID making machines (like Polaroid), and just remember, +your home make ID can say and look like anything you want... + + COMPANY NAME LOCATION + -----------------------------------+----------------------------------- + Agfa-Gevaert Corporation Teterboro, NJ + BAI Corporation Stanford, CT + Bello ID Systems, Inc West Haven, CT + Bogen Photo Corporation Englewood, NJ + Caid, Inc Dover, DE + Calumet Photographic, Inc Elk Grove, IL + Clarion Corporation Bethesda, MD + COE Manufacturing Co. El Toro, CA + Computer Identification Systems Sacramento, CA + DecTech International, Inc Van Nuys, CA + Data Card Corp. Minneapolis, MN + Datatype Corp. Greenwich, CT + DEK Products Ft. Wayne, IN + Doculam, Inc Memphis, TN + Electro Photo Systems, Inc Anaheim,C CA + Faraday National Corp. Herndon, VA + Graphic Lamination Corp. Cleveland, OH + I Data Corp. New York, NY + Identicard Systems, Inc Lancaster, PA + Identimation Co. Northvale, NJ + Identification Products Mfg. Co. Libertyville, IL + Identification Service Corp. New York, NY + Identification Systems, Inc. Acton, MA + Identitronics, Inc Elk Grove Village, IL + Laminex Industries, Inc Matthews, NC + Polaroid Corp Cambridge, MA + Royal Copier Products Englewood, NJ + Saxon Business Products Miami Lakes, FL + Western Data Products Los Angeles, CA + +They basically process the information in two ways; One type makes a one piece +ID, with everything transfered over to a photo (like the polaroid, this is the +same machine California used to use before switching over to those damn credit +card ID's), the other way is to just glue the picture onto the paper and then +laminate. A good cop will be able to tell a fake from the real thing fairly +quickly, so be wary... + + +ANCILLARY DOCUMENTATION +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + These are great little things that you can usually easily get, but are not +enough to support a fake identity... But, without these, a fake identity will +seem shallow, so you will always want to have at lease two or more of these in +your wallet at all times... + + BUSINESS CARDS - For around $20 you can get 500 cards printed up with any- + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ thing from President on down written on them. These are + usually accepted readily, after all, who would bother to + print up fake business cards? + LIBRARY CARD - These are extremely easy to get, normally requiring two + ~~~~~~~~~~~~ forms of identification. They add respectability to you. + SCHOOL ID'S - You can usually get these with one or no ID, by simply + ~~~~~~~~~~~ signing up for a class at the start of a semester. + SS CARDS - Social Security Cards are steadily becoming the national + ~~~~~~~~ identifier, whether or not we want them to be. + RETURN IF LOST - These come free with the wallet and are GREAT to fill out + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ with your fake info, after all, if it were a fake, why would + you fill this out? + PHOTOGRAPHS - Always carry photographs of you wife, your children, your + ~~~~~~~~~~~ dog, someone else's wife, someone else's children, etc... + MEMBERSHIP CARD- These can be obtained either by joining a heath club or + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ other organization. Unusally these will req 1 ID... + INSURANCE CARDS- These are great and usually very easy to get. Many comps + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ will send you a very nice credit card type card when you + send them asking for more information. + PERSONNALIZE - Personnalizing the wallet is probably THE best apparant/ + ~~~~~~~~~~~~ subtle method of substanciating your claims. After all, + who other than the owner would have a monogramed wallet? + + +AGEING DOCUMENTS +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + In most cases, with a forged social security card, or birth certificate, it +is benifical to age the document, since how many people do you know that own +one that just came off the printing press? There are many methods to do this, +but here are two of the easiest. + First, after the certificate is completed, and the ink dry, let it sit in +direct sunlight for about one day. Then take the document and dip it in water, +then returning it to it's previous position. Wait around seven to ten days +and the document will have the apperance of aging considerably. + Second, and probably a little better (but works best when done first and then +followed with step one (minus the water part)), is to make a weak tea solution, +and letting it soak in there until the desired color is attained. After this +then fold it several times and it will make very aged looking creases'. + When numbering a birth certificate, remeber to use the proper tools of the +era for which the certificate was issued. So if you're doing a pre-1980 one +(which I am assuming, since you have a grasp of reading) then you will not want +to use a new typewritter, but an IBM Selectric (which was the government stnd. +before 1980). Also you will not want to use a ball point pen on the document, +since these also were not created at this peticular point in time. You must +always take these into account, because as fate would have it you'll end up +getting the only smart government employee in the world! + + +BIRTH CERTIFICATES +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + Because in the discrepancy and relative ease of forgery, most government +agencies will not accept a birth certificate or photocopy of one unless it has +impressive documentation that it is a certified copy and/or filed by the county +clerk. Passport agencies will normally not accept a copy unless it has an +embossed seal from the state or county it was issued from. + People rarely will take the origional birth certificate with them, usually +they will have certified photocopy of the document. What this means is that +the government certifies that this is a legal document... Wow. Ok, usually +this is an imbossed stamp with the state's seal in the center of the stamp. +There is NO standard format for certificate stamps, and every county in the +United States has a different one, so who's to know if Bumfuck, TX's stamp +looks like a smily-face or not? There is no way for them to verify the auth- +enticity of the stamp unless they have access to the county that certified +it and can compare stamps. Rubber stamps can be purchased from any small print +shop with the words 'Certified' or 'County Clerk' embossed on them, then you +simply stamp the document and wala, it's legal! + If someone wants to take this a step further in security, he can physically +go to the court house and pay to have a document certified... This usually costs +around five dollars, and they simply stamp the document. This will give you +a copy of the real state seal to work from. Then it is possible to make a +stamp or embosser to match it, although this is an extreme measure and really +is probably unnecessary. + Origional birth certificates or blank birth certificates can be purchased +from a number of source around the country (refer to the above listing of +companies). One GREAT note is that purchasing or selling blank birth cert's +IS COMPLETELY LEGAL! It is not a government document but simply a piece of +paper that could concievably be used by a hospital or doctor for it's intended +purpose. If the identity is not used to defraud anyone, especially the govern- +ment, the simple use of another name is not illegal. Many people in their +professional lives including writers, actors, hackers, real estate agents, etc +legally create and use these aka's or pen names without any attempt at govern- +mental permission. + The old method of finding some child that is the given age, and that died +is no longer valid or safe. The government knows this scam all too well, and +you will get burned if you attempt it. They now cross-reference over 60% of +the birth/death certificates, to almost stamp this ouw... Plus the also reference +the use of a birth certificate, so if you are using Joe Doe, and so is someone +else, and you both apply for a passport... It will be more than a postman who +delivers it to you! + + +PASSPORTS: HELL ON EARTH +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + Passports are probably the most secure for of ID you'll run across, and thank +God we don't need to forge them that often. They are almost impossible to copy +without some of the best technology around, and if you are thinking of appling +for one off of a fake identitiy, forget it. They check far to closely and far +too hard for even most of the best to withstant. As far as I'm concerned I just +chalk that up as a loss... + There is, however, a costly but very complete answer to this problem... Costa +Rica (one of the last great grey-countries) will issue you a valid passport +if you by $10,000 in land, and pay taxes on an income of $500 a month to the +Costa Rica government (CR is a marvelous country that has no wars, no army, and +a poor but democratic society). To apply for the passport, contact a Costa +Rican attorney or write to: + Lel Punto Costarricense S. A + Post Box 90 + Paseo Estudintes + Costa Rica + +Now one of the REAL side benifits to this is if you happen to get busted, you +will simply be extradited back to Costa Rica, only to be set free! + There is also a company (for a much more reasonable fee) called the +International Documentation Commision, located at: + 1012 - 14th St NW + Suite 1101 + Washington, DC 22005 + +For $35 they issue a 42-page passport valid for three years, and for $60 a +passport valid for seven years. They have issued over 2500 such passports, and +their passports are accepted in a case-by-case method in over 110 countries. +These countries are not North America or Europe, but mainly third world nations +(which always seem to border on the country you want to go to!). + + +SOCIAL SECURITY CARDS +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + I will not spend all together too much time on these, you can however find +out some great information on the structure of SSN's in my file Carding My Way +part 3. For the most part these can be easily attained and/or forged since +they are just a piece of paper, with no hidden lines or stamps, they are just +a number. And the beauty of the matter is the only one who knows what number +is who's is the government, so this means the only way you could get fucked by +using a fake one is either at a job, or at a bank come the first of the year +when they send in all the client information. What this means is if you tell +TRW that Joe Doe is 555-11-2222, then that IS what Joe Doe's number is to the +rest of the world. Business's, Hospitals, etc have no way of checking the +validity of what you are saying, only by the paper you show them... + + +DRIVERS LICENSE FORGERY +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + In most cases you really don't want to forge a drivers license, what you want +to do is forge all the infomation you give them, then apply for a real one... +This way you will get one that will pass even the closest scruteny (of course, +it's real). Several methods are described below... + One way is to take those temporary paper DL's they assign you when you are +waiting to recieve your real one, and use a laser printer to forge a fake one +with the stat's you want. Then take this fake one down and ask what is taking +so long with your ID being send... Well, needless to say they won't be able to +find your file, and will re-take your photo, soon you'll be recieving a wonderful +new life... + One of the more riskier methods is to forge another states ID, and then use +it to apply for an ID in the state you dwell in... Most of the time they will +accept this without any other forms of ID, and then you're ready to go! + Another way which is along the same lines as the above methods is to use an +out-of-state temp license to get a temp. extention in the state you're in. This +will be the same as the state you're in, so you then go to the next city and +turn it in for a real one! + It's always a good idea to call ahead and find out what the DMV required in +order to get an ID... The requirements vary greatly from state to state, and if +you apply in a more rural city you will find them more willing to bend the rules +for you. Some good proof of identity (that is easy to forge) is the following: + + School ID Marriage Cert. Insurance Papers Bills w/ name on them + Employment ID School Transcipts US Passport Business Cards + +I should also point out that you are probably going to have to take the drivers +test, so it would be a good idea to study that little book and make sure you +have access to a car on the big day... + + +DRIVER'S LICENSE COMPACT +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + There is something called the Interstate Driver's License Compact to which +a little over half the 50 states belong to. This agency handles convictions +of traffic voilations primarily to assuage the insurance companies out-of-state +convictions can get on the drivers license, upping his insurance rate. States +which belong to thie compact agree to confiscate any out-of-state license upon +issuance of the license in a new state. It should be noted that most states +do not return the licenses to the issueing state, they just destroy them. No +cross-referencing as to the document itself occurs. What this means to you is +that if you move from state A, to state B, make a forged copy of A's DL, submit +it to B and get B's, they will confiscate a fake and you will be the proud owner +of two real state ID's, each with INDEPENDANT records! The only state I can +think of off hand that doesn't suscribe to the compact is California. + + +OTHER FILES COMING SOON +~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + I'm probably going to slow down for a bit, since I have some work that needs +to be taken care of, so be expecting releases like the ones below, and then +about one or so every month or so from there on... Each new release will have +a listing of files to be watching for. Check out the Book of Fraud when I +finally release it... It will tie together EVERYTHING I've talked about, from +sabotage to carding to identity hoping, and how to use it to benifit you. I'll +also teach you the special Video Vindicator method of fraud-finding, sure to +help you find that next super-scam. + + WHERE TO GET EXOTIC WEAPONS - Update to my origional file, with more + NUMBER TWO exotic weapons than ever before! + THE COMPLETE US ID FRAUD KIT - Around 2 megs of high-resolution GIF + PART ONE : FORGERY COLLECTION (800dpi/24bit color) scanned pictures + of all the states drivers licenses and + temporary permits. + THE BOOK OF FRAUD - A compilation of all sorts of scams + and rip-offs to pull on unsuspecting + losers. + ADVANCED IDENTITY HOPING - A addendum (or whatever) to the Identity + Hoping series. A few new techniques + to try and my success with them. + BEING AN ASSHOLE, FOR FUN & PROFIT - Some fun scams that require you to be + a complete dick in order to pull them + off. Can be profitable, if not at least + fun to do! + THE COMPLETE STATE DOCUMENT KIT - Around 4 megs of high-resolution GIF + PART TWO : FORGERY COLLECTION (800dpi/24bit color) scanned pictures + of most state letterheads, seals, and + insignias. A DEFINANT MUST! + +Catch these and more on the way at any of the BBS's listed below! They will +definantly get them first... I try not to plan too far in advance, so up until +March is all I'll list for now. + + +CONCLUSION +~~~~~~~~~~ + Well, I hope this helps you get out of all those messes you're sure to have +gotten yourself into by this point... As ALWAYS please get a hold of me on any +of the systems at the bottom, and tell me what you thought of the file, what +experience's you've had trying something out of it, ideas for upcoming files, +etc. I am not a boundless supply of ideas, and yours would be greatly apprec- +iated. + Well, now onto the Greetings... As always, the usual few get in here some- +how, like The White Rider, / April 13th, 1988 . . ,./' +,./ ,./' +,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./',./';,./' + +PREFACE: This file contains bits of my life, and may be considered hazardous +to you heath. Some of these things might not seem realistic, but believe me, +they are. This was not meant to be a documentary of my life, but ways in +dealing with things that drive the normal person insane. + +Ok, many people get the impression that most people are normal, and the only +strange things you see are in the movies. Well, movies, or no movies, it +exists in real life. I will just type in some examples of things that I have +happened to me. This shit doesn't normally happen your to your average Joe +Shmoe. + +Strange things happen in life that make your mind jump out of its skull, and +the main way to control this is through thought. Sometimes it is very +difficult to understand the way others think, if they are off the wall type +people. You try to put yourself in their body, and relate to them, but just +can't seen to find a connection. I have had this problem not just with my +x-girlfriend, but with many other people. I have considered being a part time +pshycologist, but I can't hack the schooling. I will now give examples of +brain disorders, and try to reason them out. + +.... I was talking to a Jehovah's witness lady a many months ago when my +X-girl got involved in them, and she believed that SATAN talked through +heavy-metal albums, and could enter her house. She also was explaining to me +the times in which she had certain items in her house move and a "phantom" was +playing her piano, and throwing glasses around the house.. This is supposedly +because she is a "witness" and they are the only religion as far as she is +concered. This lady was fucking 52 years old or so. Totally mature, and adult +by normal eyes. No one would EVER suspect her to be such a fuck-up, and in +need of help. + +REASON: This all deals with religious corruption (my #1st phile!). People +warp their minds in this sort of state, but in order to become like this, they +are VERY impressionable. Their mind is like play-dough, and can be made into +vertially anything the person that controls them would like to see out of them. +They are in search for guidance. + +DEALING WITH IT: You have to realize that they are mentally instable, and it +is VERY difficult to help this type of person, since they are normally very +hard to reach mentally. They are in a dream state, and until they wake up, +there is no talking to them. + +.... My x-girlfriend wanted to go back out with me AFTER having turned into a +Jehovah's Witness, which caused us to break up because of their anti-sex +beliefs and etc..etc.. She was once a heavy-metal (almost satanic) type girl, +that normally would wear next to nothing each and every day, and would be +hornier than any mortal person on earth. Meanwhile, as I had suspected, she +had gotten another boyfriend, and was busy getting herself pregnant [3] times +in [3] months! (She had been pregnant 1 time before all this happened also). +When I went out with her, she was on the pill which made things perfect, but +JW's don't believe in that, not that they don't believe in sex either.. This +is something that couldn't have been overcome from her mental-problem since we +are talking about a lifestyle and something that she loved from when she was a +tot, or should I say twot? A normal day would be fucking 3 times at least, and +this was each day for a year. I must have done something right there! I +finally realized that I was playing with fire once again, and bitched her out, +and got rid of her again. She then went back to the ugly bastard, and that was +that. She said "We are going different ways". I told her she goes different +ways EACH DAY! She is not the same person that I ever knew nor went out with, +and I used to be upset about it, and driven insane by the fact that all this +happened, but now I realize it was just a mear "Touch of Love" from one that +will always be a nomadic minded wanderer. + +DEALING WITH IT: You have to say to yourself, that there is nothing you can do +when the person doesn't want to help themselves, and has a history of this sort +of thing. There are more normal people out in the world, and it is rediculous +to pull yourself into their problems and shit that they get themselves into. + +I am not going to tell you these are the only things that have happened to me, +nor am I going to say they are the last thing, but each takes a toll on a +persons head after awhile. I got into some serious alcohol, and was just plain +out of it in many ways for along time. No one likes to admit that someone they +care about is fucked up in the head, but I can finally say that. There are +many others out there that can treat you the same, or better, and don't have +the psycological hangups that these people do. Living in a world of dreams if +FUN, and GREAT, but the main thing is you must realize what is real and +possible, and what isn't. + +The mind is an interesting thing. It can control your personality, your +feelings, emotions, ways you act, and habbits. It even creates your dreams at +night. It is the most powerful organ in your body as far as control of +yourself goes. Drinking alot effects your brain, and it does some wild things +to you. The next step from your brain and thoughts is your inner soul, or what +you might call "yourself". It is sort of like a program that your mind follows +throughout life. Your abilities to see others in your own little ways, +judgeing what looks sexy to you, reading peoples minds, detecting hurt +feelings, and even creating your own likes and dislikes. You would think that +the soul talks to the mind since each individual is different in their own way. +Problems arrise when people can't understand each other. They can't get a grip +on the way another person is, and just can't accept it. That is the wrong way +of thinking. Can you blame yourself for the way you are? Just think that +someone else could LOVE something the same way you do, but just not the same +thing. These are almost like instints given to us at birth from the man +upstairs. Don't you think it is strange that never having sex, and then +deciding to have it, you know EXACTLY how to do it, and how everything works? + +Also, what about the feelings that pass through the bodies while having sex. +It is almost like a brain-chain, and you can feel the love and the feeling the +other has durring the time. The mind is SO powerful, it can even cause +destruction of yourself.. Either by suicide, or by substance abuse. Imagine a +force strong enough to cause involuntary death of ones self. Sometimes you +have to leave your body, and look from the outside, and take a good look at +yourself, and say what the FUCK is going on!?! It is good to be able to +understand others, and at the same time analyze yourself. Unfortunalty the +mind sometimes creates illusions that cloud up your thoughts, and if you can't +see through the fog, you will be lost forever. This is a very comment type of +psychological problem. Sometimes, I can even play head-games with my X when I +saw her once in awhile. That is how messed up things get. + +Well, I will continue this topic of discussion in my book. I had better put +the BBS back up before it is missed. By the way, I did this under the +influence of alcohol, and even WORSE, KING DIAMOND! ahh, hehehe. Well, I hope +this was as mind opening for you as it was for me, and hope you all have great +success in fucking girls as I have. Its not quanity, but quality! Don't +forget about the thing that sits behind their skull either, or you might REALLY +get HEAD-FUCKED! Not too fun. + +,.//';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./',./';,.'/',,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./ + +CUMMING ATTRACTIONS: I am working on philes on more bizzare sex +stories/crimes, destruction files, and a professional modified GUIDE TO GOOD +HEAD FROM LIQUOR BOTTLES! Beer gets head all the time if you don't know what +you are doing. I guess I will have my hands full on the next SEX story, and it +WILL have a plot, and will be fairly long and detailed to the last moan and +groan out of the vocal chords! BEWARE.. Turn off your copy buffers.. IT WILL +BE REALEASED SOON!! + +,./';,./';,./';,./',./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,.'/';,./';,.'/ + + Call some of these great minds turning systems.. + +WEATHER STATION (homebase of M.Mafia) : [301] 661-9355 BBS/AE +TERMINAL OBESSION : [301] 525-9978 BBS/AE +FINAL FRONTIER : [301] 947-4404 and [301] 947-4488 +NO BULLSHEET : [216] 521-6835 BBS/AE +S.O.B. : [216] 235-6613 BBS/AE + +,./',./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,./';,.,/ + +"A bloody cunt is a real drag!" + + + +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X + + Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm) + + & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845 + Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649 + Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766 + realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043 + Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102 + + Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives, + arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality, + insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS. + + Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are, + where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother. + + "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" + +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/insect.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/insect.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..b126ba4b --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/insect.txt @@ -0,0 +1,93 @@ + + +ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ + + The Official ZoNE Guide To: + + Having Fun With Insects, Sparkers, and Bug Spray! + + Part I +ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ + by The Tasmanian Devil March 8th, 1990 +ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ + + +Having Fun With Insects: +ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ + This is an easy one. You can squash 'em, kill 'em, eat +'em, do whatever ya want with 'em. But one of my favorite ways +is to =-=-=-=>> BURN 'EM! + + This is my favorite way to burn them (and the steps if +you wanta try)! It's fun. I call it the 'Pit Of Doom' or, as +we will refer it to, the POD: + +1) Buy some Pringles or any product that has a cylinder like +case. + +2) Buy a lighter or a sparker. + +3) Buy some bug spray, like OFF!. + +4) Go into the woods with your items. + +5) Find the insect you hate the most, for me it was the gypsy +moth caterpillar. + +6) Spray the inside of the Pringle's can with bug spray + (Be sure all the chips are gone!) + +7) Light the inside of the can. It should be very easy, because +bug spray is extremly flammable. + +8) Edge the insect to the top of the POD, the DROP 'EM IN! + +9) The insect will light on fire. You can push him around in +the fire, etc. + +10) After you have had your fun, blow out the fire (if not +already gone), and take the insect out of the POD. It may still +be alive. See it burn and die! + + +Oh wHell!, thats it for this issue. In the future look for +more fun with PODs and Bug Spray! + +=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= +For more ZoNE Philes call: + +ZoNE Home The FerrarI BBS (305)-486-6219 +ZoNE #1 The Unholy Temple (408)-249-5405 +ZoNE #2 The Order of Kamikazee (514)-358-1987 +ZoNE #3 The Death Star! (607)-754-7743 +ZoNE #4 Northern Phreaker's Alliance (416)-889-4978 +ZoNE #5 The Drop Site (213)-924-9563 + +See ya l8r, dudes! Be sure to call to get the latest philes! + + - The Tasmanian Devil! + + + + + +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X + + Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm) + + & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845 + Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649 + Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766 + realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043 + Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102 + + Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives, + arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality, + insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS. + + Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are, + where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother. + + "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" + +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/intero.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/intero.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..4c4c87bb --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/intero.txt @@ -0,0 +1,136 @@ + (TCC) West Coast Division + + P R E S E N T S: + + Interrogation Techniques for Fun and Profit! + + + + It is easy to intercept transmissions. But the human brain +is still one of the safest places to keep information. This file +will help you pull information from the body's greatest fortress. + +PAIN + +Pain used to be the most popular sort of interrogation. The thumb +screw and the rack were famous for 'loosening a strong man's +tounge'. Pain, however, is a two-edged weapon. Its infliction may +bring quick results - but a man pushed to extremes of pain may +babble anything his questioners wish to hear. Torture can also +harden a few individuals. They may resist until death, or prove +poor exhibits at a subsequent trail. Also torture can bring about +negative propaganda towards the torturer. + +THE FIVE "S'" + +1. STOP AND SEARCH: At checkpoints or random searches. Clothing +is checked for weapons, and people are checked against photos to +see if they are the suspects being searched for. + +2. SEGREGATION: As soon as possible, suspects should be +separated from one another. This helps to break down the +suspect's will and allows statements may by other suspects to be +checked. Also it reduced the possibility of two or more suspects +cooperating together to come up with a clever plan of escape. + +3. SILENCING: A bag put over the suspects head disorients and +isolates the subject. (We will get into more of this later) + +4. SPEED OF INTERROGATION: Initial 'safe' question throw a +suspect off guard, and quick 'unsafe' questions may be answered +unknowningly by the subject. + +5. SAFEGUARD: Thick, steel, locked doors bar escape and crush the +subject's will. You can also go further and handcuff the subject. +When you handcuff a subject, make sure that the handcuffs are +lock up and that the subject has his/her palms facing out. Place +the handcuffs on the joint between the hand and the arm. This +way, even if the subject happens to have a key, it makes it more +difficult for the subject to escape. The object here is to crush +the idea of escaping and making the subject feeling helpless. +If you are going to bind the subject, make sure you do it right. +Immobilize him by tying him up in a chair with both feet and hands. + + + +SENSORY DEPRIVATION + + In civil custody, the same isolation is used as a tool throughout +many Western countries. Police forces can deny access to +solicitors or friends on the grounds that information may be +passed to the subject associates in crime. Techniques of sensory +deprivation can aid the process of isolation. +Hooded or crowned with an upturned bucket, the simple lack of +light and vision can swiftly break a prisoner's grasp on normal +realities. The use of "white noise" - a recording of sounds +across the spectrum, not unlike the escape of hissing steam, +blots out auditory contact with the world. Drugs used by Syrian +captors on Israeli soldiers remove all sensations of sight, +smell, hearing and touch, but left the brain active. + To increase time disorientation, periods of lightness and +darkness may be varied irregularly. Meals can be produced at odd +intervals so a prisoner looses track of the days of captivity. +Even before a formal interrogation has begun, the suspect has +already lost contact with reality. + Confusion and uncertainty are increased if his captors treat +him with absolute "correctness". Many experts now regard such an +approach as more effective than abuse or hostility towards a +subject, which gives him a focus towards a subject and a +recognizable opponent. The captors should reveal no emotion and +not talk amongst themselves. They should restrict conversation +with the prisoner to monosyllabic commands and orders. + Since man is such a social animal, the surge of relief when +he is led into a room and comforted by an apparent friend may +overwhelm his determination to keep silent. + +SOFT MAN, HARD MAN + + The 'Hard Man, Soft Man' technique is definitely the most +interesting form of non-drug interrogation to be produced in the +twentieth century. + It is basically this: One interrogator ('The Hard Man') is +violent and unfriendly. He insults and may physically attack the +subject. The other interrogator ('The Soft Man') is nice, +friendly and compassionate. He may offer the subject something to +eat or cigarettes. He also establishes a friendly relationship by +opening a conversation, rather than conducting a question and +answer period. One will hurt the subject, the other will comfort +the subject and et al. Despite awareness of the game he is caught +in, the prisoner finds it difficult not to relax and lower his +guard with the 'Soft Man'. After this, is an easy task to get the +subject to answer 'unsafe' questions. + +BREAKING ALLIANCES + + The toughest job of an interrogator is getting the prisoner +to break faith with his friend or organization. He must convince +him that his group has rejected him or that they have cooperated +also, thus exonerating him from silence. As his most effective, +the interrogator uses a mix of suggestion and deprivation to +persuade the captive to identify with the new group the captor +represents. + +MISC. + + Here are a few more ways of breaking down a person's +will to resist. + +1) Lack of sleep. + +2) Sodium Penathol (Truth serum) + +3) Dousing a subject with water and then subjecting him to +electric shocks. I should warn you to make sure that you use low +amperage, as ONE amp can kill a person that has been doused. + +4) Staking the subject down over a gopher hole and then smoking +the gopher out. + +5) Keeping the subject constantly cold or hot. + + Well, that is about it from here. If you know of some more +nice methods, pleas let me know at Pirate's Xchange or The Dead +Zone. + + Pirate's Xchange - (805)/485-2913 + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/jcpsecurity.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/jcpsecurity.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..a261f10b --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/jcpsecurity.txt @@ -0,0 +1,218 @@ +Disclaimer +ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ +Some of the actions described in this text would get you into +a great deal of trouble with the law, furnishing you with a +permanent criminal record if you were caught committing them. +I hereby take no responsibility for your actions in any case. +You make your decisions. I do not. Now, read and learn. + ÜÜ ÜÜ +ÚÄÝÛÝ ÜßÜÜÞÞþ ÜÝß ÜÝß ÜßÜÜÞÞþ ÞÛÞÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ +³ ÝÛÝ ÝÝ Þ ÞÞ ÞÞ ÝÝ Þ ÞÛÞ Manipulating JCPenny's ³ +³ ÝÛÝ Üþ ßÛ ßÛ Üþ ÞÛÞ security system, a practical ³ +³ ÝÛÝ ÜÝß ÞÞ ÞÞ ÜÝß ÞÛÞ user's guide. ³ +ÀÄÝÛÝ ÜÝÝÝÜÜÜÝÝÜÝÝÜ ÜÝÝÜ ÜÝÝÝÜÜÜÝÝ ÞÛÞÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ + ßß ßß File: 2112.010 [032595] + Writer: King of Loaf + +I must say that I am a disgruntled former employee. + +I worked for JCPenny's for 8 months, and during that time I +learned a great deal about their security and cash handling +practices. + + +Reconnaissance <- Cool spy-like term. +ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ + +First, become acquainted with the store you will be using. +Visit it a few days before. Roam around - know where all the +different departments are located and what items they carry. + +Most of the sales employees won't care what you do - they just +want to go home or to lunch, but the few who care will watch +you like a hawk. Stupid, self-important employees are often +overly cautious and very paranoid, and won't be reasonable. + +When you make your inspection, buy something. You can have +someone return it later. + +Don't stay in the store for over 30 minutes. Casually scope +the ceiling for the cameras - they use them. Try to dress +nicely, be clean-cut, and if you have long hair, tuck it under +your hat. + +They often single out young people based on the way they +look. This is especially true for minorities, so be careful +if you're hispanic or black. + +The Refund +ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ + +To preform the refund you must know these things: what item +you wish to swap, where it's located and what your size would +be in that item. In this walk-through we'll use denim jeans, +which, by the way, is what I suggest for use. + +The refund is executed by walking into the store either +empty-handed or with a empty bag, picking up four identical +pairs of jeans 2 or 4 inches too small or large, then walking +to the register and requesting a refund, citing that your +aunty bought you the wrong size birthday present. Take the +cash and head for the door. Be courteous and impatient, if +you're a good enough actor to combine the two effectively. + +Example: You wear size 30-30 jeans. You enter the store +through the package pickup door. The western wear +department (which also handles jeans) is near. You walk +briskly, but not hurriedly, to the table or rack containing +your jeans and grab 4 pairs of size 30-36 jeans, which +obviously wouldn't fit you, but Aunt Betty might not +realize the difference. You walk to the counter, deliver +your spiel, and wait for your cash. Management might be +called to get change - don't worry. You don't need a reciept +to get a refund at Penny's. + +The only red flag is if the salesperson gets a call as soon as +you approach the register. This would be security, who has +been watching you, possibly watching you pick the jeans up. +The security guy might tell her to answer in "yes" or "no" +only. He might tell her to say, "No thanks, I don't need any +change." + +If this happens, it's still not over. + +They can't bust you until you have "lost the opportunity to +pay for the merchandise," which means you are past the nearest +register on your way to the exit. Come back to the register +later, and perhaps ask to exchange one pair of jeans because +you don't want 4 pair of black 505s. This is the most secure +method of ripping them off. + + +Shoplifting +ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ + +Harder to get away with, shoplifting has many variations, only +a few of which only a few will be discussed here. + +A. The All Out, Balls to the Wall Shoplift + +When shoplifting, always have a car waiting right outside, +headed toward the exit of the mall parking lot, ready to go. +Enter the store with a few of your buddies, grab everything +and haul ass out the door. + +Example: You have a truck sitting in position (heading out of +the parking lot, at the exit, motor running, in gear). You +and 3 other guys run in through the west entrance near +dresses. You grab a shitload of prom dresses and formals and +head out the door. You throw the shit in the back of the +truck and take off. + +I know of no practical methods, however, which would allow +you to convert that merchandise to cash - trying to get a +refund the same store wouldn't be very wise, and you'd join +the ranks of the really stupid thieves who made the news for +pulling shit like that. A JCPenny's in a different city may +work if you returned only one item, or two unrelated ones, and +didn't wait too long to do it - if you show up with half a +dozen things which have been out for a couple months, it would +be rather suspicious. + + +B. The Sneak Shoplift + +This technique requires some minor sleight of hand to sneak +the merchandise off. If you like ties, cologne, or your +girlfriend doesn't mind getting perfume without the box, +this is fairly easy - wear a heavy, dark-colored long-sleeved +button-down shirt (with your own tie) and leave the middle +two buttons unfastened, hidden by your tie. Don't tuck it in +flat.. leave space for the single object you will take. A +clean baseball cap would be a good idea, as well. It's a +weird look, but I know guys that dress like this normally. +Perfect your economy of motion - getting an object inside your +shirt smoothly from a normal position. If you can move your +hand across your torso and slip and item inside without +slowing down, you'll do. It need not be perfect, but it's +your ass.. so make sure you get something good. Drakkar Noir +really sucks. I like Aspen, personally. Free promotional +gifts for fragrance purchases of over $19.95 in value are out +of the question, unfortunately. + + +The shoplifting techniques are not new information. At best, +they're variations of age-old techniques which everyone +(including salespeople) knows about. There are many more ways +to shoplift. It's kind of an art, perhaps even an athletic +competition - but the rush one feels is due to too much danger +for too little reward.. which brings us directly into the +solution for this quandary, Technique #3. + + +#3 The Register Break In + +This one is much easier than you'd think, and fast (a solid 7 +seconds if you're dextrous). It will take at least that much +time to get the register open, take the money, and splitting. +Having a car waiting would still be an excellent idea - this +is greater reward for greater danger. + +At JCPenny's, there are several basic single-key commands to +the register. + + Key Purpose +ÚÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ +³ 1 ³ Brings up the Sales Procedure. ³ +³ ³ (useless to you, unless you want ³ +³ ³ to buy something..) ³ +³ 2 ³ The Exchange Procedure. ³ +³ 3 ³ No Sale, what you're there for. ³ +ÀÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ + +When an empolyee wants to open the register without making a +transaction, he types "3". The register then pauses, waiting +for his Employee Number, which is 3 digits. He doesn't have +to type his number in, though, because the machine recalls the +last employee who used the register - that number is already +displayed as the default. Pressing ENTER selects it. So to +execute a "No Sale", an employee would type "3" and then ENTER +twice. + +That's all one has to do to open the register. +If there is a problem and it asks for a number, any 3 digit +number will work. Use 999 - it's the default employee number, +commonly used when an employee wants to refund an item without +losing their commission (they steal, too). + +At JCPenny's the registers often run out of change. People +want refunds or whatever. If you watch closely, when an +employee calls for change, you will see a merchandiser go to +an unoccupied nearby register to get it. These registers are +"change registers" and are perfect for the Register Break In. + +Example: You noticed in your inspection that the lingerie +register is a "change register". Walking up to the register +when no one is looking, you hit 3 and then ENTER twice. The +register drawer pops open - you grab all the paper money out +of the slots and from under the black case, dumping it into a +bag, or, better yet, your dark, tucked-in, long-sleeved shirt. +You get out the door and into the waiting car by whatever +means seems most appropriate, be it hauling ass or walking +briskly.. taking it slow and casual could get you tackled from +behind, but running could draw attention when your criminal +action did not. + +Dangerous? As hell. Once again, it's your ass - robbing a +register is a completely different episode of Cops than petty +shoplifting. + +Information wants to be free - but read the disclaimer at the +top of this file again. + + Ú¿ Ú¿ +ÚÄ-ÚÙÙ¿ÚÙÙ¿ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ +³ ÀÙÚÙÀÙÚÙ TNH BBS. [2112] WHQ. NUP: Woodstock. 817.346.3370. ³ +³ ³³ ³³ SysOp: Mephistopheles CoSysOps: Delirium, Sputnik. ³ +ÀÄÄÄÙÙÄÄÙÙÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ + diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/jehovah.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/jehovah.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..ef810ed6 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/jehovah.txt @@ -0,0 +1,130 @@ +Page Length 88!!! + Dealing with Jehovah's Witlesses. + +Saturday morning, 10 AM. I'm quietly conducting a Q-scan on this very board +when the doorbell rings. Leaving the Mac, I go into the hall and look out. +There is a middle-aged black lady standing at the front door with a bible in +her hand. + +Jehovah' Witlesses. + +OBOY! + +I leap into action. Quickly donning a camo jacket, black beret and dark +sunglasses, and grabbing my battery-powered MP5k water machine pistol, I run +to the front door. They're still there. Good. I fling open the door. + +Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?! +JW: Good morning, sir- +Me: I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT! YOU WANT MY SOUL! WELL, IT'S TOO LATE, DO YOU HEAR? +I'VE ALREADY SOLD IT!!!!!(manaiacal laughter) +JW: But- + +I slam the door, and pick up the mail. Looking up, I see that the STARK FIST +has obviously struck the poor woman; she's rooted to the spot. Laughing +maniacally once again, I spray the door with water. With a gasp, she +disappears. + +With any luck whatsoever, I'll never be plagued by those idiots again. + +I should mention the camo jacket was "Urban Camo" (various black, white and +grey splotches). Alas, the MP5K water pistol is in Water Pistol Heaven after it +dropped on the floor; however, I have a nice "Bullpup" model loosely based on a +Lazer Tag StarLyte which is picking up the slack, as it were. Oh, yes: The +above post originally apppeared on the Institute. + + +A few basic principles to remember here: + +1) These are essentially decent (but woefully misguided and, in all +probability, none too bright) people out to Spread The Word Of The Lord. +Physical assault is right out of the question; even squirting water on them is +RIGHT OUT. You will note in the 1988 encounter, I sprayed the front door, NOT +the JW. + +2) If you're feeling masochistic, you MAY wish to attempt to reason with them +and try to refute their arguments. This is easily as productive a use of time +as pissing up a rope. They have their faith; their faith is strong; therefore, +they are right and you are wrong. Don't bother. + +3) As with other organisms, JWs react in a Pavlovian manner to external +stimuli. If you're polite to them (even to the extent of saying "Not +interested, thank you" and firmly shutting the door), they have experienced a +pleasant encounter with a fellow human being and, who knows, a future recruit. +If, on the other hand, you walk up to the front door stark naked and invite +them to a Black Mass in the basement, fondling your genitals all the while, +chances are they will react with disgust and not bother you any more. + +4) A continuation of 1): As a rule, JWs tend not to be the Charismatic Saviour +type. Once you've scared them off once, they tend not to return. In a way, +this is disappointing, as I haven't had a chance to vent my spleen at a Jesoid +in public since that day in 1988. + + +With this in mind, here's a list of suggestions on dealing with JWs. With +imagination, you can come up with more, I'm sure...All of these gambits assume +you've been waken from a sound sleep on a Sunday morning, are somewhat unready +to deal with strangers on short notice, have some means of ascertaining that +you are in fact dealing with door-to-door religious fanatics and have prepared +to one extent or another. + +1) The Paramilitary method. As described above. A good variation would +have you coming to the front door munching on a large piece of meat +impaled on a "Rambo" style knife. For extra effect, offer them some. The +Paramilitary method can either be played screaming style or in a low, intense, +"I just flew back from the Ho Chi Minh Trail and BOY, are my ARMS TIRED!!" sort +of voice. Think Jack Nicholson. + +2) Out-rant them. Have a copy of the Book of the Sub-Genius handy. Read +selected passages from the Economicon. Point out some of the more bizarre art +and claim to have witnessed the Fighting Jesus tear himself OFF the cross and +start beating the Romans over the HEAD with it. + +3) Open the front door bearing a boom box on your shoulder. For best effect, +you should play Devo, "My Way" by Sid Vicious or "Go To Hell" by Alice Cooper. + +4) Invite them to an orgy (variation on 3), above). Same wardrobe. + + + + + +5) While physical assault is out, verbal abuse is perfectly acceptable. Dog +them down the block shouting that they support Nazi terror in the Vatican, that +a JW daycare center was shut down under suspicion of child abuse, that they're +in league with both Lyndon Larouche AND the Queen of England to flood +Kennebunkport, Newport AND Cape Cod with illicit heroin, Thorazine and +adrenochrome...use your imagination. + +6) Using a pay phone and a false (but plausible) name (say, John R. Dobbs), +call 911 and tell the operator there are people ringing doorbells and trying +windows, doors and locked cars. The boys in blue will do the rest, +particularly if you sound desperate. + +Like most other fanatics, JWs tend to regard adversity as spiritual exercise. +I say, let's help them exercise their spirituality to the fullest and BEYOND. + +Major Matt "Hint for Hint 5): Think Radio Shack bullhorn. If you get one +which plays music, program it for the Nazi or Communist anthems..." 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We are not Big Brother. + + "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" + +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/joyofrevenge3.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/joyofrevenge3.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..3c148ad9 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/joyofrevenge3.txt @@ -0,0 +1,90 @@ +-------------------------------------------------- +- The Free Press Prevents: - +- - +- The Joy of Revenge Part III - +- - +- (C) 1987 by The Griffin - +-------------------------------------------------- + +Radio +----- + +Simply by picking up the phone one can place all +kinds of useful ads, public service, and community +information announcements with the local radio +station. + +Low power mobile transmitters have been used to +enliven the programming at local radio stations. + +Cheap F.M. bugging devices are avaliable from many +sources. These bugs will broadcast to an F.M. +radio (home or auto) located up to 400 feet away. +Such bugs have been wired inside "gifts" such as +a lamp, and presented to the target. The bug +placed in a lamp was wired to the lamps wiring so +it would not need batteries. + +A simple remote control device can be made from a +remote controlled toy, two walky talkies, or a +small radio with an F.M. bugging device for the +controller. If you can cause a radio in a place +remote from you to make a noise you are +controlling it. You can use that sound, or the +electricity that causes it, to initiate any type +of electrical response. + +Utilities +--------- + +Gas and electrical meters can be slowed or +bypassed. + +Strong magnets have been used to slow meters. + +Some water and electrical meters will run +backwards if turned around. + +Sometimes the tampering of the meter tampering +is the utility company. However, when the target +is the user, a crude and obnoxious attempt to +effect the meter is made on behalf of the target. +The tampering is then duly noticed by the meter +reader and reported to the utility company. Such +irregularities (even removal of a seal) makes the +utility company very cranky. + +If one likes railroads one should never set the +manual brakes on box cars nor poor water in the +tracks switches on cold nights. + +Newspapers +---------- + +Newspapers take classified ads by telephones. Any +number of ads may be placed in a newspaper on +behalf of a target. He may place the following +ads: + + 1. A BIG garage sale - starts early Saturday + and Sunday. + + 2. Please support this unpopular cause + (Hitler youth club, etc). + + 3. Free cocker spaniel puppies (call after + 12 A.M. I'm a shift worker). + + 4. I.B.M. typewriter $50.00. + + 5. Must sell ex-husbands old gun collection. + + 6. Call "X" the mystic sex theripist. + +And many, many others. + + *************** + **The Griffin** + *************** + + diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/joyrvng.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/joyrvng.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..f55dac3d --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/joyrvng.txt @@ -0,0 +1,110 @@ +-------------------------------------------------- +- The Free Press Prevents: - +- - +- The Joy of Revenge Part III - +- - +- (C) 1987 by The Griffin - +-------------------------------------------------- + +Radio +----- + +Simply by picking up the phone one can place all +kinds of useful ads, public service, and community +information announcements with the local radio +station. + +Low power mobile transmitters have been used to +enliven the programming at local radio stations. + +Cheap F.M. bugging devices are avaliable from many +sources. These bugs will broadcast to an F.M. +radio (home or auto) located up to 400 feet away. +Such bugs have been wired inside "gifts" such as +a lamp, and presented to the target. The bug +placed in a lamp was wired to the lamps wiring so +it would not need batteries. + +A simple remote control device can be made from a +remote controlled toy, two walky talkies, or a +small radio with an F.M. bugging device for the +controller. If you can cause a radio in a place +remote from you to make a noise you are +controlling it. You can use that sound, or the +electricity that causes it, to initiate any type +of electrical response. + +Utilities +--------- + +Gas and electrical meters can be slowed or +bypassed. + +Strong magnets have been used to slow meters. + +Some water and electrical meters will run +backwards if turned around. + +Sometimes the tampering of the meter tampering +is the utility company. However, when the target +is the user, a crude and obnoxious attempt to +effect the meter is made on behalf of the target. +The tampering is then duly noticed by the meter +reader and reported to the utility company. Such +irregularities (even removal of a seal) makes the +utility company very cranky. + +If one likes railroads one should never set the +manual brakes on box cars nor poor water in the +tracks switches on cold nights. + +Newspapers +---------- + +Newspapers take classified ads by telephones. Any +number of ads may be placed in a newspaper on +behalf of a target. He may place the following +ads: + + 1. A BIG garage sale - starts early Saturday + and Sunday. + + 2. Please support this unpopular cause + (Hitler youth club, etc). + + 3. Free cocker spaniel puppies (call after + 12 A.M. I'm a shift worker). + + 4. I.B.M. typewriter $50.00. + + 5. Must sell ex-husbands old gun collection. + + 6. Call "X" the mystic sex theripist. + +And many, many others. + + *************** + **The Griffin** + *************** + + +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X + + Another file downloaded from: NIRVANAnet(tm) + + & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Jeff Hunter 510-935-5845 + Rat Head Ratsnatcher 510-524-3649 + Burn This Flag Zardoz 408-363-9766 + realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 415-567-7043 + Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 415-583-4102 + + Specializing in conversations, obscure information, high explosives, + arcane knowledge, political extremism, diversive sexuality, + insane speculation, and wild rumours. ALL-TEXT BBS SYSTEMS. + + Full access for first-time callers. We don't want to know who you are, + where you live, or what your phone number is. We are not Big Brother. + + "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" + +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/k-mart2.ana b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/k-mart2.ana new file mode 100644 index 00000000..d426e2ee --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/k-mart2.ana @@ -0,0 +1,97 @@ +--------------------------------------- + :+=+---------------------+=+: + :+=+-K-MART III-FOR THE: +=+: + :+=+-----UNCRUPULOUS-----+=+: + :+=BY TORQA DUN/DATA GEN.+=+: + :+=+---------------------+=+: + + + He stands atop a lonely hillside, the cold biting at his skin as the chill +wind whips through his hair, setting it off in a menagerie of disarray. He +surveys the scene..the ominous structure ahead of him, forbidding and clammy +steel. With the battle cry of "Remember Split Infinity!" he bounds doen the +hill, over dusk and rock until he stands before the object of his nightmares, +K-Mart. Not wasting any time, he strides to the doors and flings them open +with an air of aristocracy. He is met by a cold blast of stale air as he gapes +in awe at the vast array of "kwalitee" merchandice for the throngs of people to +buy. He laughs inwardly and ignores the youth group leader begging for +contributions at the door. Knowing exactly what he is doing, he heads to the +back of the store. He has used the covented techniques before but now he is +ready to go beyond. He is ready to cause utter havoc. Finding no one manning +the defunct "Pet section" our hero access the "page" fone option and says +"ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS..FOR THE NEXT TWO MINUTES, ALL THE MERCHANDISE YOU +CAN CARRY, HAUL, DRAG, OR LIFT TO CHECKOUT IS 80% OFF!" Then vacates the area +and watches the commotion as the throngs of greasers lug refrigerators, tv's, +appliances and even whole kitchen ensembles to checkout in a mad rush to buy as +the K-Mart people run here and there trying to no avail to restore order. With +the general populous caught up in that commotion, he goes to the "toiletries" +department and takes a bottle of "PRELL" from the shelf. He feels a moment of +guilt flash through him but that is swept aside by the years of training he has +had. Opening the bottle he writes "MATT ACKERET DOES IT WITH FIRE HYDRANTS" or +something of the sort. "Oh my!" he thinks, my bottle is 1/2 empty! well, +remeding that, he opens it and proceeds to piss in it and shakes it up, +replaces it on the counter, and does this to 5 more. "That was lucky" he +thinks as he heads to the kwalitee K-Mart TV department. When this place is +devoid of life, he turns the tv's all off and all to different stations, with +volume jacked up to 10 and reatreats. The kwalitee K-Mart compyooter dept. +has more fun for our hero.. the demo's can be easily rigged to give quite a +shock, our valiant vigilante thinks as he unplugs the VIC-20 sitting there and +wets down the plug. He heads off to the Sporting Goods department to find even +more laughs awating him to the dismay of K-Mart employees. Wow! a K-Mart test +finger bowling ball! golly! He then proceeds to bowl over that little old +lady down the aisle (very sneakily, of course) or/and her basket of kwalitee +merchandise. Fishing rods you say?? He strides to the waiting poles (ick!) +and easily attaches the fly at the end to that EVERLAST punching bag over in +the corner. Replacing it in the rack and doing this to twelve others, our hero +has now rigged up the ultimate net-trap for the unsuspecting greaser. Shufflig +off to the foodstuff department our protaganist opens the bags of waiting +goodies and munches down, replacing the half-eaten bag with greatest caution. +Soon the entire shelf is a litter of Dorit-os, Frit-os, Tostit-os, mini +Burrit-os and all the other "o's" you might want.. Lingerie time.. thinks our +anarchistic friend. He trots off to the kwalitee lingerie dept.. Whipping out +his MAGIK-MARKER(C) he makes little smiley-faces over all the crotches (sorry +ladies) of the panties.. + +illustration.. + + * * + _ + + !_____! + +and a fone number of an arch-enemy... + + Well, it is about time to leave but before he goes he makes one last trip to +the page fone and says "ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS, THERE ARE BLUE-LIGHT(YAY) +SPECIALS IN THE KWALITEE K-MART SHOE, BATHROBE, KITCHEN APPLIANCE, TV, STEREO, +LINGERIE, FOODSTUFF, COMPUTER, AND SHAMPOO DEPATMENTS..." + + In the commotion of the greasers runnin g this way and that to get at these +precious items our wonderful guy slips out the back door and into the parking +lot as the TV's go blaring and the guy plugs in the compuer.... + + *** ***** ***** ** ** + * * * * * * * * * * + * * * * * * * *** * + * ** * * * * * * * + * * * * * * * * * + * * * * * * * * * + *** ***** ***** * * * +=================================== + + And what does our hereo see but.. a pay fone! + coming next:PRANK CALLING WITH FINESSE. + +THANX: + +THE DAREDEVIL +--- --------- +THE WARLORD +--- ------- +LED ZEPP +--- ---- +THE SURGE +--- ----- +--------------------------------------- +Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/k-martug.ana b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/k-martug.ana new file mode 100644 index 00000000..da1d84d9 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/k-martug.ana @@ -0,0 +1,181 @@ +.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,; +The Complete Guide +to +Kmart and Target +Fun + +by: +the Hysterical One +and +Breeon + +March 10th, 1988 + +;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,. + +Many a person has departed from his employment with past secrets of the company +he worked for. When those secrets can benefit others, it's logical to pass +those on. As past employees of those incredible culture centers of flashing +blue lights and red vests, we felt it necessary to let the world know about the +information. Have fun! + + __________ + / / + / Kmart / +/_________/ + + +Kmart, the home of the flashing blue light, provides much fun and opportunity +for financial gain. + +TYFSOK (pronounced tife-sock). This cute little acronym is the little saying +that we all get sick of whenever we visit Kmart. It stands for "Thank you for +shopping our Kmart." If you leave, and are not told TYFSOK by the checkout +individual, immediately go to the service desk and ask for the manager. +Explain to him that the checkout person did not say the TYFSOK crap, and you +will be rewarded with a $10 gift certificate. TYFSOK is a way of life for the +Kmart Checkout operator. + +Shoplifting. Kmart has had a large share of shoplifting. The security systems +in all the stores I have visited are very state-of-the-art. The important +lookout for the number of cameras scanning is to look for large +black-plexiglass covers just above the top level of shelving in the stores. +These "windows" house either a person watching, or a camera scanning. + +Although they don't want you to know it, Kmart very rarely has the +"pseudo-customer." Usually this person is hired during the Christmas season. +Be on the lookout for a 30-40 year old man or woman, dressed in average +clothing for the area you are in. Be watchful for friendliness with working +store clerks, and if you aren't sure, follow that person around. The average +"Kmart psuedo-customer" looks fairly obvious, when you spend 2 hours in a store +and don't purchase a thing. + +The important notation: Say you are in the sporting goods department, and you +just stashed softball glove, or fishing reel, or something in your jacket and +are about to make a hasty getaway. If you hear the wonderful call +"Three-hundred and a half from sporting goods, three-hundred and a half from +sporting goods..." in a nice calm tone, you have been spotted. Get out of the +store as fast as possible if you are going to get away. Kmart employees are +instructed to follow you as far as possible. Many Kmarts are in Mall areas, so +that person will usually stash his name tag in his pocket, and follow you. Be +wary, if you take the risk. + +Fires: If you hear over the P.A. system..." Caroline to the Garden Shop, +Caroline to the Garden Shop," there is a fire alarm going off in the Garden +Shop. Almost always it is a false alarm, usually arising with someone trying +to go out of a door they aren't supposed to. + +The Blue Light. The Blue light runs off of a car battery, is on wheels, is +never in storage, and there are usually 3-4 at most stores, with two being the +minimum number. The blue light charges all night with a 6 amp trickle charger +for car batteries. Generally, someone who "looks" like a Kmart employee can +take one and move it around without saying anything, although I have yet to +meet anyone with the balls to steal one. Nevertheless, it would provide a VERY +nice addition to the college dorm room decoration. + +Other calls: Using the intercom on an in-store Kmart phone usually means +hitting a button labeled "P.A." A call of "One-thousand to the xxx department, +one-thousand to the xxx department" is a call for assistance in the xxx +department. The only use of this to you might be for you to go ahead and call +for assistance yourself, or to check and see if the person on duty in that +department is around. "Three-ten to the xxx department, three-ten to the xxx +department" is a call for the manager to go to whichever department. This is +not and emergency call, it's for customer asstance, or to void a cash register +operation, etc... All these calls are repeated twice. + +Returning merchandise: Although they don't advertise it, most Kmarts have a +no-receipt-necessary refund policy. They boast about the ease in returning +merchandise at any Kmart, regardless of where it was purchased. What this +means, is that you can pretty much return anything to Kmart, if it is sold at +Kmart. You will receive the current price in of that merchandise in the store. +So, if you return something that is on sale, you will get the sale price. If +you wait until after the sale, you will get the regular price. In fact, should +you be so lucky as to get into the Kmart garbage room, you can get broken +merchandise (although it is usually destroyed, sometimes you get lucky), and +return it for a full refund. Refunds mean that you will have your name and +home address and phone number recorded, but they don't require identification, +so you can leave any kind of data. Exchanges require no recording. + +Bogus Credit Card booklets: Every cashier has one of the booklets issued by +credit card companies, listing their stolen credit cards. The employee or the +store gets a $50 bonus for retrieving stolen credit cards. I have found it +quite easy, however, to take off with one of these books, because they just lie +around on top of the cash register within full reach. + + ___________ + / / + / Target / +/__________/ + + +Target, the land of the red vests, doesn't have as many opportunities as Kmart, +but nevertheless, some. + +Shoplifting: Target has on duty at all times at least one "pseudo-customer." +They are of all ages, but most don't push shopping carts around. The men +usually walk around with a compact disc while the women usually have clothing +of some sort. Frequently the security people are rotated among the stores in +the district, so the Target employees don't even know who the +"pseudo-customers" are. Of course, there are usually more at Christmas. + +If you see someone peeking around the end of an aisle at you, or following you +around, they are watching you. If you are approaching the door with stolen +merchandise, and you are a person that looks like an obvious trouble maker, you +will hear a "Manager on duty nine nine nine" repeated twice, you soon see a lot +of excited young men in red vests rapidly approaching the front doors. If you +already outside the doors, you better kick it in the ass; Target employees will +follow you, even pursue you in cars, through swamps, woods. If you ditch the +merchandise, they will hunt that stuff down too, so they can nail you for it. +If you are not out of the doors yet, leave the merchandise in a cart and walk +out the door without it. You have to have the stuff out of the door before +they can get you for shoplifting. + +As far as cameras, their ceiling panels have holes in them, and the cameras are +hidden above. It is nearly impossible to determine where the cameras are, or +where they are recording. They will watch the employees also; there are +cameras in employee areas. Occasionally, there are two-way mirros in the +store, but they aren't often used and are less effective than cameras. + +Fires: If you run out of a fire door, an alarm will sound and an employee will +be there as soon as possible, and another employee will either call "Security" +if they see someone running from the door (theft suspicion) or call "Manager on +duty" if the door opening was an accident. If you hear "Code Red xxx +department" repeated 3 or 4 times, there is a fire in the xxx department. If +you want to see another large group of excited young men in red vests rapidly +approaching a department with fire extinguishers, just go up to any in-store +phone, dial 4 to get the intercom and say the above page. To dial out on an +in-store phone, dial 9, and if you get another dial tone, you have an outside +line, and if you get a busy signal, then you can not dial out of that phone. + +Returns of merchandise: When returning any merchandise without a receipt, +Target will give you the last sale price of that merchandise instead of the +sale price. If you return something without a receipt valued over $100, they +will record your name and keep the record for a month, for comparison purposes +(i.e. you are returning a lot of merchandise). Identification is required if +a refund is issued for an item over $100. Exchanges can be made for the same +item, for any reason (you can't exchange shoes for bowling balls, etc...). + + _______________ + / / + / In closing / +/______________/ + +In closing we would like to add several things. Both of these stores have very +good security, and theft and mischief is a hell of a lot easier in other +stores. Nevertheless, people will try. Of course, this information will +change if too many people know about it. As far as any personal reasons for +making this file, we said "What the phuck..." Ha ha ha.... + +Typed March 10th, 1988 at 8:29:39 pm. + +Call the Temples of Syrinx....3/12/2400 baud...40 Megs...... + /701/237/5439 + Ask about access to the hidden elite section, the Altar. + + +.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,;.,; +This has been a What-the-Phuck production +;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,.;,. + + + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killbird b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killbird new file mode 100644 index 00000000..45e8042d --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killbird @@ -0,0 +1,76 @@ +----------------- +[Ctrl-S pauses/Space=quit] + +Uploaded By: KEVIN FLYNN + + + + ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++ + ++ How to Kill Birds + ++ + ++ By:phsycotic student + ++ + ++ With help from: + ++ B. Darling + ++ and MacGyver + ++ + ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ + + + Ever been bothered by birds dumping +on you or your property? Or are you +just plain phsycotic( like me )? +If so then read on.......... + + + + +Exploding Birds +--------------- + +To make a bird explode you just put +liquid plumr or draino on a piece of +bread (anything will do but it has to +soak it up).Place the bread where birds +can get to it (and eat it).After a bird +has eaten the bread it (the bird) will +promptly explode! + +How it works +------------ + +The liquid plumr,draino,reacts with the +intesinal juices of the bird's stomach +producing large amouts of gas.Since +the bird cannot belch it out fast +enough,it's stomach explodes. + + + +Bird kites +---------- + +My science teacher once told me of a +friend of his(now dead) that made bird +kites.He took a piece of bread (or +whatever is handy) and put it on a +fishing line with a hook on the end +(like you do witha fish) and went +fishing for birds.He cast it up in the +air.When a bird grabbed it,he had a +kite! + + +This stuff is pretty sadistic and mean +so watch out for animal lovers when you +do this. + + ++++++++++++++Have Fun!+++++++++++++++++ + + +--------------------------------------- + +Enter (1-26, M=Menu, Q=Quit) : \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killclub.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killclub.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..5d7838a7 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killclub.txt @@ -0,0 +1,87 @@ +BEATING THE "CLUB" + + +So you lost the keys to that marvelous device they call "The CLUB", you +know that multi-colored steel pole that look like two pieces of cactus, +designed to keep people from stealing your vehicle. + +If you lose the keys to THE CLUB you are pretty much screwed because +the police can not unlock it without removing your steering wheel (If +they even can). If they can not remove it, it will be very costly for +you to take it to a locksmith and have him remove it. + +Pretty neat huh, they build this to keep car thieves out of your +vehicle, but if you lose the keys you are kept out of your vehicle. Now +figure you also had to pay somewhere between $50.00 and $75.00 dollars +for something that just locked you out. + +LETS DISCUSS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY + + + + +ITEMS YOU WILL NEED + + + 1. CAN OF LIQUID FREON (Available at most hardware stores) + + 2. THE ATTACHMENT FOR FILLING YOUR CARS AIR CONDITIONER + WITH FREON (Also at hardware store) + + 3. BALLPEEN HAMMER (Found around house) + + 4. SAFETY GLASSES RECOMMENDED (Optional) + + 5. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, A BIG SET OF TESTICLES (Those + you probably have or you would not have D/L this file) + + +INSTRUCTIONS + + +With all the necessary equipment in hand or bag (recommended), +testicles in throat, here's the plan. + +Take the attachment and look at the end, you will see a pin inside +(resembles valve stem on a tire). Pull or unscrew the pin out of the +end (do this BEFORE you attach to the can). Now realize when you +attach to the can the freon will shoot out at HIGH PRESSURE, SO BE +PREPARED!!!!!! Hook attachment to can and point nossel directly into +the lock on THE CLUB. When you see heavy ice build up in and around the +lock, dispose of the can quickly so no freon will come in contact with +anything else, especially your skin (Will cause severe and instant +frost bite). Grab the hammer and strike the lock with the rounded side, +hard and fast, the lock will shatter, causing the amazing +indestructible CLUB to break (GOOD INVESTMENT). + + +NOW, WELL YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO OR YOU WOULD NOT BE DOING IT! + + +UPLOADED BY: LEISURE SUIT + + +Additional note from Jeff Hunter: + +Freon is getting more and more difficult to come by because of new +environmental laws. However, if you have a chemical supply house nearby +you should be able to buy a thermos of liquid nitrogen. This is even +cheaper than freon, will not destroy the ozone, the fumes won't kill +you, and is far more effective than freon. + + + + +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X + Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven + + & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845 + Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766 + realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662 + Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699 + The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK + The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674 + Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560 + + "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killdisk.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killdisk.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..1813fa90 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killdisk.txt @@ -0,0 +1,75 @@ + (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) + (*) Ski's Lodge (*) + (*) 312-282-9272 (*) + (*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*)(*) + ++-------------------------------------+ +! Head Grinder ! +! by ! +! The Talon ! ++-------------------------------------+ + +This is a great way to waste someone's +disk drive! Read on... + +--------------------------------------- +Materials: + + 1 diskette + 1 razor blade + 1 sheet wet-sanding paper + 1 pen + 1 pair scissors + super glue +--------------------------------------- +Procedure: + +Using the razor blade, carefully cut +open the seals on the top rear of the +disk. Flap it open and remove the +magnetic media. + +Turn the sandpaper upside-down. Place +the magnetic media on the back of the +sandpaper and trace it. Then cut out +the circle of sandpaper with the +scissors. + +Glue the sandpaper (sand side up) onto +the BACK of the magnetic media. Place +the magnetic media back into the disk +casing so that the sandpaper is on the +bottom. + +Glue the flap shut. + +Give the disk to the intended vitim. +--------------------------------------- +Explanation: + +Single-sided disk drives read from the +BOTTOM of the disk, not the top, as +you may expect. As the read/write head +passes across the spinning sandpaper, +it will be slightly ground beyond any +further read/write capabilities. This +method of revenge has been tested on +various losers and on my school's disk +drives, and works like a charm. + + + + +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X + Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven + + & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845 + Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766 + realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662 + Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699 + The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK + The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674 + Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560 + + "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killdog.ana b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killdog.ana new file mode 100644 index 00000000..cb20e01c --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killdog.ana @@ -0,0 +1,136 @@ +Direct from Omnicron's Ae ((408)255-7193 pw:PARVO): +The Athiesm Corporation proudly presents... + + Love Thy Neighbor; Kill His Dog + ---- --- --------- ---- --- --- + + Contrary to certain Hindu religious beliefs, there is nothing holy about a +simple dog. The Vietnamese have the right idea. + + Dog is supposed to be man's best friend. Well, that man maybe, but not the +neighbors who have to listen to the damned blowing its brains out for every +shadow that moves. They also like chasing cars, pissing on that plant that you +worked so hard to keep alive during the winter, and rusting the hubcaps of your +new car in a similar manner. They will not hesitate to crap on your freshly +mowed front lawn. Or beforehand so that you don't see it until it is too late. +Meaning you either step in it, set something on it or roll the mower through +it. Ever tried to remove dog shit from the wheels of a lawnmower? + + Well, here are a few serious way to go about eliminating the mutt. + + 1) Take a fair sized hunk of meat, but not so big as to be impossible for the +dog to wolf down. This usually works best on the larger dogs because they are +more readily adapted for swallowing meat with a minimum of chewing. (we'll +discuss small dogs later) then you take a standard beer bottle, preferably +clear, but if you do the job right, the color of the glass will not make a +difference. You then take the bottle, find a relatively safe place, put on +your goggles (remember, safety, within common sense, is important because we're +professionals here) grab a hammer and tap the bottle with it. Not so much as +to smash it to smash it to hell, as you just want to crack it enough to break +out a small piecewithout dispersing broken glass everywhere. This is easier to +clean up Now get some gloves (surgical are nice because they are not awkward so +you can do delicate work and still be protected if you are careful. The gloves +do have to fit). Take the piece of glass and pownd it as close to a powder as +you can get it. Make sure there are no breezes as you do not want to inhale +any of your "powder". Sweep it up and put it somewhere safe (little jar with +lid or something. keep out of reach of small children). + + You will also need a needle and some fine, yet strong, thread and a knife. +Cut off a piece of meat, cut a pocket in the meat. Make the pocket/cavity as +big as possible and the hole from the outside world to the inside of the pocket +as small as possible. Now place some of the powder in the pocket, being +careful not to get it on the outside of the piece of meat. Then thread up the +needle, sew the opening closed, and then run up and down (with the needle) +through the center of the meat so you have something that follows the idea of a +quilt. You should not have placed any more glass in the meat than the moisture +of the meat will get wet. i.e. you do not want any dry powdered glass inside. +Tie the thread off. All of your stitches and knots should be as tight as the +strength of the thread will alow. + + What you should have now is something that is small enough for a greedy dog +to gulp down without chewing. The idea of this very effective elimination +method is that in the dogs gastro-intestinal tract the meat will open up and +the glass will be exposed to the inside of the dog. The glass, like all broken +glass is sharp, and small so it will start cutting and moving through the dog's +body in random directions and the dog's body is defenseless. The dog will +become quite ill after a time and vomit all over the place. If the thread that +you used is fine enough and not artificial (i.e. it's cotton) it should not be +found. There is no way to reverse the process once the dog has swallowed the +meat, and will die. The amount of time it takes for the dog to die depends on +how professional a job you did. The idea is not to hurt the dog, but to kill +it and not just cripple it. + + The problems with this are: your gloves may not protect you all too well and +you may get incredibly small glass slivers (so be careful), the thread may be +found, and people may get suspicious. Also it is painful to the dog. + + + 2) This is better for the small dogs, but will work on large ones too. You +buy some rat poison with warfrin. This is a powerful anti coagulant. This +should be in pellet form. you also get yourself some meat, a knife, some +thread, a needle, and maybe a rock or two. + + Take very small pieces, make an incision in them and put one pellet in each. +Then use one stitch and close the small piece of meat. You will have more +pellets than you need (obviously!) so, you may as well use them as rat poison +for around your house (what a weird concept...). Now, over a period of a +couple days, throw 1 (one) piece of meat at a time, and see that the dog eats +each one before throwing another. Make sure that no children get a hold of +these. after the dog is pretty well fed up on these, (maybe 1 day has elapsed +since you fed the last little package) you hit the dog with a small rock. Not +so much as to hurt it, as all you want to do is bruise it. Warfrin (like I +said before) is an anti-coagulant, so now, providing the dog has had a +sufficiant dosage (larger dogs need more, so that is why the glass technique is +more effective for them) the dog will bleed to death internally. You probably +won't have to hit the dog with the rock (which is just to speed up the +process), because it is bound to be tapped by something in the yard at some +time. The smalles injury will be fatal. + + + There are other ways to accomplish killing a dog, but remember we are +professionals. There is the standard 12 gauge with glass, but that is too +messy. There is a 22 with the tip of a bullet gouged out with a small amount +of parafin (a waxy lubricant) put in the cone that you gouged out of the tip of +a bullet. The explosion would be heard as well as the gunshot and that is +messy. And, my goodness, to fire a gun in the city like that is illegal, after +all. The problem with standard poisons is that the dog may not take them in +the first place, and in the second, they tend to throw up and get sick before +enough of the poison has been absorbed to be fatal. + + So, that about wraps it up. Remember, as a professional, it is your duty to +be safty conscious (use common sense), not hurt the dog any more than +necessary, make sure that the dog does in fact die and not have to go through +life crippled, and that no one else is hurt. Do not be witnessed, don't brag +about what you have done, make sure that you have asked the owner several times +to shut the dog up beforehand, do no get caught, and make sure that you pick +the dog to be assasinated carefully. It would be a waste if the owner got +another dog that yaps even louder. Also make sure you hate the dog, and you +can live with yourself after you have done it. And for Christ sake, follow +through when you have made your decision. + + Please do not kill dogs for sport, and only do this if you were actually +going to kill the dog anyway. If you have in fact decided to kill the dog, +please use the above methods because they are well thought through. + + For an even more effective kill, do both 1 and 2. Seperately, because you do +not want glass in with the Warfrin. Feed the dog the warfrin the day before +the glass, not vice versa. + + Autors note: I am in no way telling anyone to kill a dog, or implying that +that is the thing to do. This is only as a last resort, and even so, may not +be a wise idea. I take no responsibility for the actions people take as a +result of reading this file. This file has been provided mainly for +information's sake and entertainment. + + Thanks. + + Be looking for the Athiesm Corporation's files on killing cats, and a +reasonable proof that there is in fact no god whatsoever (i.e. christianity, +catholocism, buddism, etceteraism, etc., will be shot to hell.) coming soon to +finer AEs and Cat-furs near you... + +Call Omnicron's AE at: + (408)255-7193 + pw:PARVO +Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killdogs.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killdogs.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..19bdae1f --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killdogs.txt @@ -0,0 +1,95 @@ +*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@ +& # +^ Killing Canines $ +% The Coven Way % +$ ^ +% (____) (____) (____) (____) % +^ \ / \ / \ / \ / $ +& \/ \/ \/ \/ # +*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@!*&^%$#@ + +Disclaimer:I suggest you try every damn one of these things. Have a helluva +time. + + It's Saturday morning... 4 AM... You were supposed to be in 3 hours ago, +so you are sneaking in... And no matter what you do, whether it is try to +quietly open a window or slowly open the door, the damn dog your mother loves +so much starts barking like hell. Parents wake up, and you're busted. They +finally go to bed, wake up the next day, and find Fido splattered in the +Microwave. Damn mutts. + + + Has that ever happened to you? Well even if it hasn't and you just hate +the +little f*****s, here's a file to give you some ideas for getting rid of them +and having a helluva time, too. + + + It's the middle of summer. You're going to the mall to laugh at old people +or something, when suddenly you notice that SOMEone has left a dog inside their +car, but with the window down. (You grin evilly and head for the target!) +Ok, if the window is down enough and the dog isn't a Pit Bull or something, +pull +the little b*****d out of there, tie it to your bumper, and Head Out To The +Highway. Window not down far enough? Smash it. Or, you could feed the little +bone-chewing b*****d a bag of chocolate chip cookies. (A chemical in the +chocolate is poison to them.) If you want, feed the thing a penny minted after +1982 (embed it in something), the Zinc will drop the mutt. Of course, if you +just want to harrass it, throw things at it from outside the car, swat at it +with a broom, shoot it with a BB gun, throw a cat into the car, throw another +DOG into the car, etc etc etc. + Do you have a neighbor who really p****s you off? Do they ever tie their +dog up outside? Well if they do,and it's nice and hot outside,put Anti-Freeze +in their water-dish. (The Dog's dish for you dump a***s). They like the taste, +but it kinda kills them. You could always take off it's dog tag and release the +POOR creature, then call the Pound. If you think you can pull it off, put some +Quick-Dry cement and some Flour into a bowl and put it where the dog can eat it + They eat it, get thirsty, drink water, get stoned. + It's night-time. You're bored. Need something to do? Go out and find a +dog somewhere, it oughtta be easy enough. You hate the little s**t. You want +him dead. But you want to have some fun first. Ok, be nice to him for awhile, +get him to be friendly to you...The pour gas all over him and light the f****r +up! Flaming dogs running through the streets, oh what a feeling. Of course, +you could just our Sulfuric acid all over it instead of gas... + It's your little sister's birthday. She gets a stupid a** puppy. What's it +gonna do? Lick your ankles and s**t on the carpet. You're going down the +highway with the 'family' which now includes a puppy which also wants to ride +in your lap. (Probably wants to p*** on you, right?) Well,the puppy looks bored, so you're gonna roll down the window so it can see outside better and get some wind in his face. Then throw that son of a dog-bitch out the window. If you're going fast enough they'll skid around on the highway for awhile before someone makes a spot out of Spot. + Got some rope handy? Got a dog handy? There are lots of things you can +do... Tie the rope around the dog's lower half and hind legs. Holding the +other end, twirl the mutt around and around over your head! Look! Up in the +sky! It's Super Puppy flying through the air when you let go of the rope! Of +course, if you can spin fast enough you could slam the poor s***'s body into a +tree trunk, or throw it out onto the highway at the Big Rigs. (50 points for +each Truck you hit, see who can get the most point!) Or, instead of throwing +the b*****d into trees, throw an end of the rope (or the dog) over some high +object like a tree-limb or swing, or any other 'bar'. Pull the s**t up so his +feet can't touch the ground and tie off your end. Hey! It's a rope swing! +Grab hold of those legs and see how long it takes them to pull out of his body! +(Or if it's near a road,see how many cars you can hit). Or if you just want to +have fun with him while he's hanging there,push him high and higher,see if you +can make him do a complete loop. Fun, huh? + Well, you hate dogs, but you aren't really into creative slaughter... So, +just take a shotgun and blow the f****r to pieces. Or run over the s**t in a +car. (Chasing them through their owner's yard is always a fun thing to do) If +you're good with a lasso you could snag the mutt while driving past him, then +see how many mail boxes you can hit with him. + + + + I hope this has been informative, and may all your problems with those +f*****g canine hell-hounds be easily solved from now on. Happy dog killing! + + Mephisto + (Thanks to Omegan and Orcus for some of the ideas) + + The Coven are Mephisto, Omegan, Drummer, The Jackal, and Orcus + + More files soon. + + Chaos rampant. + An age of distrust. + Confrontations. + Impulsive sabbath. + On and on, south of heaven. + diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killshco.ana b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killshco.ana new file mode 100644 index 00000000..264437fa --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/killshco.ana @@ -0,0 +1,346 @@ +---------------------------------------------------------------------------- + The following section is reprinted from the 'SchoolStoppers Textbook' -a +small section of the 'How to Revolt Handbook' -the fourth book of.... 'The +Blacklisted News' -available for 13 bucks from the Youth International Party +(Yippies). OK here we go - 81 ways to trash your school. + +=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= + + Liberate your life - smash your school! The public schools are slowly +killing every kid in them stifling their creativity and individuality making +them into non-persons. If you are a victim of this one of the things you can +do is fight back. + + This chapter is not written for people who are not yet sure whether school is +good or bad. It is written for students that realize the way that compulsory +education and grades destroy the natural curiosity so many children feel - who +realize how the tracking system keeps the poor people and minorities in our +society on the bottom while keeping te rich and powerful on the top - who +realize the danger of teaching complete obedience to authority and who are fed +up with the racism and sexism in schools. It is written for students who have +'gone through channels' trying to correct these problems and who are tired of +helplessly waiting while the schools destroy more and more minds each day. It +is written for young people who realize that because they are trapped in school +they don't have a chance to learn what they need to know to create a free and +good life. + + Before trying any of the ideas in here you should think about the effect they +will have in view of the situation in your particular area. Not all of them +will be effective at all times in all areas. If you think of other ideas +please send them to us so we can print them in future editions.(YIP address is +same as Overthrow mag. in general section -sysop II) + + &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& + & WHAT YOU CAN DO & + &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& + + 1.Get a syringe [minus needle] or similar device. Mix both tubes of epoxy +glue with a little rubbing alcohol. You now have about half an hour to fill +locks -door jams -etc. before glue hardens. If you can't get the epoxy glue +and syringe a tube of airplane cement can also be used although it is not as +permanent. + + 2.An alternative use for the syringe is to pretend to shoot up while a +teacher is watching. If they speak to you tell them you have to do it because +school is so horrible. + + 3.Call the school and leave the phone off the hook. The way some [but not +all] phone systems work this will tie up their phone for as long as yours is +off the hook. + + 4.Protest U.S. aid to reactionary regimes abroad by defoliating plants +around the school or by digging a bomb crater on the front lawn. When the +ecology freaks complain ask them where they were when the U.S. was doing the +same thing to indochina. + + 5.Draw or paste something 'obscene' on pull-down wall maps or movie screens. + + 6.Get some of the punch cards that you school uses for taking attendance. +Punch new holes in them either with a keypunch machine or a screwdriver. Then +switch the cards with others wherever they are stored. If you can figure out +the code the cards are punched by this has even more possibilities. You can +often be just as effective without actually repunching the cards by +redistributing them a few days after you collect them [particularly when +they're used for attendence]. + + 7.Start an information service to let new students opinions and warnings +about the teachers and administrators before enrollment day. + + 8.Bad food? Have a good old fashioned food riot. + + 9.In gym classes or in hallways between classes have massive searches for +'lost' contact lenses telling people not to walk through the hall or 'you might +step on it'. + + 10.If your school still has s dress code protest it having everyone do +something disruptive that does not violate the code. For example dye your hair +green with food coloring. + + 11.Free all the animals in the biology classroom. + + 12.Write a 'consumer report' on the 'education' you've been consuming. +Distribute it to parents at school functions. + + 13.Periodically have students go to the office to have some rumor confirmed +or denied. + + 14.Perform citizen's arrests of administrators for destroying the minds of +youth then telephone the police to come and take the criminals into custody. +[This would be an excellent guerilla theatre action]. + + 15.Rip off dishes and silverware from the cafeteria -towels from the gym +-stencils and paper from the duplicating room -layout equipment from the art +and drafting departments -tools from the wood shop and light bulbs from the +sockets. Give them to a needy movement group. + + 16.During lunch turn on and light all the gas jets in the science labs. + + 17.Demand to see your school records on file. [Everyone can see them.] + + 18.You can make a very effective fuse by inserting a non-filter cigarette in +a book of matches so that it touches the head of some matches and will ignite +them when it burns down that far. Then loosly crumple paper around the matches +and cigarettes so that they are hidden. Toss it in a wastebasket or any other +area with a lot of papers preferably in the office. It takes 5 minutes to +ignite - by then you can be on the other side of the building. Practice this +at home before trying it. + + 19.Have giant coughing or sneezing epidemics in class or study hall. + + 20.Rub lipstick -glue -vaseline -or shit onto the doorknobs of the school's +administrative offices. + + 21.Swallow some snake bite antidote then walk into the principal's office. +The antidote [most types are harmless - make sure you get that kind] will make +you vomit. Do so all over his carpet -desk -clothing -etc. then apologize +profusely. + + 22.Pick up some dog training liquid at any pet store - it smells like +concentrated piss. And if you can't figure out what to do with that then you +shouldn't be reading this. + + 23.Remove contents of teacher's mailboxes. Print up everything that's +confidential or interesting. + + 24.Leave notes and hints that 'Tuesday's the day'. + + 25.Impersonate parental voices and make irrate phone calls to the office. + + 26.Make a super stink bomb out of Hydrogen Sulfide and put somewhere in the +ventilating system. This has cleared school buildings for days. + + 27.If your school has a suspended ceiling[that is a ceiling composed of +rectangles or squares resting on a frame so that the rectangles can be pushed +up] you can put a dead fish -or anything else -above them. Or put it into +empty lockers and glue them shut. + + 28.Put signs on your locker saying 'this locker will self-destruct if opened +for inspection'. + + 29.Give your school library a subscription to a good underground newspaper +from your area and insist that they make it available to students. + + 30.Print up false notices frequently using the same format as the school uses +and distribute them to the teachers' mailboxes. Eventually they'll never know +what to believe. + + 31.Make your own passes -forms -tickets -etc. -or lift them out of teachers' +desks. + + 32.Need a signature? Collect things that have teachers' signatures on them. +Paste them all down on a sheet of white paper and either xerox or print up a +bunch of copies. Forge when useful.[When getting started you might put a piece +of carbon paper under the signature with the carbon paper facing down on what +you want signed. Then trace over the name with a steady relaxed hand. +Practice makes perfect.] + + 33.Do some revolutionary wall painting.All you need is a can of spray paint +[red?] plus a little imagination and courage. Then write your favorite slogans +on walls -sidewalks -blackboards -etc. If you are a perfectionist you can make +a stencil -but that limits the size of what you can do. WEAR GLOVES or you +will certainly get tell-tale paint on your spraying finger. + + 34.Are certain teachers or adminis- trators misbehaving? Print up a rat +sheet with their names and telephone numbers and distribute it. Now students +can call up at any time and reprimand them - 3.00 A.M. for example. Also you +could order them pizzas -plumbers -think big! + + 35.Break into your school at night and burn it down. To get inside you can +either hide in the building during the day and wait until the janitor leaves +[know in advance what time that is] -or come in later at night and either force +your way through the door -find an open window -or break a window [see Monroe +Mindfuck]. If you use the latter method do it a few hours or days in advance +so you don't get caught if it attracts attention. Be careful not to leave +fingerprints - wear gloves all the time if possible. Once inside make sure the +walls will light well by placing loose paper or wood around them -or squirting +lighter fluid -kerosene -or gasoline onto them. If alot of burnable boxes are +stacked in one area spread them around. Start the fire from the inside of the +building so it will take longer before it can be seen from the windows. Make +sure the fire has a way to travel from one burnable area to another. Of course +you should wear dark clothes and know exactly where you are going when you +split. + + 36.Get hold of a film to be shown at a school assembly and splice in parts of +another movie of your own choosing before the assembly. A little imag- ination +on your part will make for an unforgettable day. + + 37.Clog up the drains of sinks with clay then turn on the water after +everyone leaves school. + + 38.Teachers often leave gradebooks -conduct sheets -and attendance records +unguarded. Take every chance to help yourself. + + 39.Put up posters all aroun the school. To make them stick permanently use +Pet evaporated milk for glue. + + 40.You could ice-pick tires as a warning - but make sure you have a total +enemy before you put sugar in their gastank. + + 41.Start wailing in the halls + + 42.If you can't find any skunks -let chickens loose in the school -or +pigeons. + + 43.Creat the 'WEB OF THREAD' in your classroom.Have everybody in your class +bring a spool of thread - with extras for people who forget. Tie your thread +onto something and pass the spools around till you run out - winding thread +around everything. [It is best to pick on one of your more dullwitted teachers +for this one]. Expalin that you did it in the name of art. + + 44.Carry and pretend to sell oregano rolled in papers ans aspirin with the +name filed off. + + 45.Put Calcium Carbide [available in some parts of the country as 'Gopher- +Go'.also available in some hobby and joke shops] in a gelatin capsule and flush +down a toilet or sink. Calcium Carbide reacts violently with water -quickly +producing large amounts of gas and bursting pipes -etc. as soon as the water +disolves the capsule. + + 46.Ride a bicycle down a busy hall. + + 47.Save your book reports and essays. Give them to other students to use +next year or re-use them yourself with different teachers. + + 48.Play with lighting and microphone controls during 'important' assem- +blies. + + 49.Flush things down the toilets [preferably faculty johns] like baloons +filled with air -baseballs -M80's -huge amounts of toilet paper -etc. Then +build an ark. + + 50.Start a campaign to have the letter Z appear everywhere as the mark of +angry students. + + 51.You can short-circuit the school's wiring by taking a regular plug with a +short cord attached -connect the 2 wires with a switch between them. Plug it +in -turn the switch on -and you've blown a fuse. Turn it off -pull it out -and +try another. You don't have to use the switch -but if you don't sometimes the +current will arc and weld the plug to the socket. + + 52.Set up a fake school and hire away the lousy teachers - or put up notices +inviting the entire school to a going away party for a teacher who isn't really +leaving. + + 53.Read the school budgett. Reprint and distribute a list of the stupid +expenditures. + + 54.Take booze to lunch in a thermos and pass it around. + + 55.During some important test [SAT/ACT/etc.] on each subject have some +student who is good at that subject stand up and read the correct answers for +as long as possible. When they're finished or silenced have someone else stand +up and do the same thing. The test results will be worthless and it will have +to be given over at great cost to the school. + + 56.Take down the American flag in front of the school and put up one of your +own. The best way to do this is to lower the flag that's already up replace it +with your flag and cut the rope about a foot below where the flag is attached. +Then tie a slip knot around the other end of the rope that is hanging down to +raise the flag. At this point there is no way your flag can be lowered without +someone climbing up the flagpole. + + 57.Put alarm clocks in various lockers set on 'loudest'. Set the alarm +clocks so they will go off about every 10 minutes then close and lock the +lockers. + + 58.Have a group of people march around the school with a flag singing the +Star Spangled Banner. If the administration tries to punish you telephone your +local radio stations and patriotic groups and complain that your school is +being run by pinkos. + + 59.In a class where there is a rule against chewing gum have everyone blow a +bubble at the same time one day. + + 60.Many schools have automatic sprinkler systems which go off automatically +when sensors in the ceiling feel too much heat. Find the sensors and hold up a +match to them. + + 61.Persuade the graduating class to use their senior gift money for something +useful or subversive. + + 62.Reprint SchoolStoppers Textbook in your underground paper or on a leaflet +or buy bulk copies and pass them around. + + 63.Demand that all equipment being stored rather than being used be made +available to students. + + 64.If your school won't have a teacher evaluation make up some forms and do +it yourself. Compile the result and publicize them to students -faculty +-school board -and community. + + 65.Use your 'free choice' book reports -term papers -etc. to read +revolution- ary literature and further the poli- tical education of you and +your class. + + 66.Have a student lie on the ground. When a teacher comes scream 'he jumped' +and point to the roof or third floor window. Mumble 'Fred dared him' or 'Maybe +it was LSD.' + + 67.Make an address list of disliked adults in your school. Answer sex ads +for them - or order them a few gross items [C.O.D. of course]. + + 68.Toss handfuls of BB's on the floors of busy halls -assemblies -graduation +ceremonies -weddings -funerals. + + 69.Steal cafeteria trays or plates -burn large holes in them -and turn them +into the school washer saying 'I guess the food did it'. + + 70.Leave phony letters of resignation from teachers or administrators on the +principal's desk. + + 71.Get a small group to always carry screwdrivers and slowly dismantle the +school. + + 72.Lots of bomb scares tend to break up the boredom especially during exams +or on beautiful days. + + 73.Photograph teachers and adminis- trators constantly - even without film. + + 74.If you've got the nerve piss in your pants while giving an oral report. + + 75.Splice into your school's intercom system [from a remote hidden spot]. +Now you have your own guerilla radio station. Play on! + + 76.Drop large bottles of ether in science class. + + 77.Hang your teacher! Hang a hangman's noose from a tree - make a dummy and +hang the dummy from the noose. Pin notes on it like 'Weatherbee in '73.' To +add realism put holes in the body then let dilute ketchup trickle down. + + 78.Newspaper stands in buildings are usually left unguarded. Take out papers +and replace with rotten comics or papers. + + 79.Put a rotten apple or stale sand- wich on teacher's desk. + + 80.If your school intercom has phones that connect into the intercom switch- +board -put a small magnet either where the cord comes out of the handset or in +the part where you hear. If the intercom just has a speaker -put the magnet +near or on one of the elec- trical connections of the speaker. In either case +it will short out the system. It may take weeks for them to find the trouble. + + 81.Take the door of the administration offices off its hinges but leave it +standing there so that when the principal tries to open the door in the morning +it will have a slightly crushing effect. +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/kmart.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/kmart.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..db6bd3ad --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/kmart.txt @@ -0,0 +1,110 @@ + +K-Mart Survival Tactics For The Unscrupulous +-------------------------------------------- +By Torqa Dun & Data General +Edited by Metallica + + He stands atop a lonely hillside, the cold biting at his skin as the chill +wind whips through his hair, setting it off in a menagerie of disarray. He +surveys the scene...the ominous structure ahead of him, forbidding and clammy +steel. With the battle cry of "Remember Split Infinity!" he bounds down the +hill, over dusk and rock until he stands before the object of his night- +mares...K-Mart. + + Not wasting any time, he strides to the doors and flings them open with an +air of aristocracy. He is met by a cold blast of stale air as he gapes in awe +at the vast array of "kwalitee" merchandise for the throngs of people to buy. +He laughs inwardly and ignores the youth group leader begging for contribu- +tions at the door. Knowing exactly what he is doing, he heads to the back of +the store. He has used the coveted techniques before but now he is ready to +go beyond. He is ready to cause utter havoc. Finding no one manning the +defunct "Pet Section" our hero access the "page" phone option and says: + + "ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS..FOR THE NEXT TWO MINUTES, ALL THE MERCHANDISE +YOU CAN CARRY, HAUL, DRAG, OR LIFT TO CHECKOUT IS 80% OFF!" + + He then vacates the area and watches the commotion as the throngs of greasers +lug refrigerators, TV's, appliances and even whole kitchen ensembles to check- +out in a mad rush to buy as the K-Mart people run here and there trying to no +avail to restore order. + + With the general populace caught up in that commotion, he goes over to the +"toiletries" department and takes a bottle of "PRELL" from the shelf. He feels +a moment of guilt flash through him but that is swept aside by the years of +training he has had. Opening the bottle he writes "MATT ACKERET DOES IT WITH +FIRE HYDRANTS" or something of the sort. "Oh my!" he thinks. "This bottle is +1/2 empty!" Well, remedying that, he opens it and proceeds to pour maple +syrup in it and shake it up. He replaces it on the counter, and does this to +five more. "That was lucky," he thinks. + + He heads to the kwalitee K-Mart TV department. When this place is devoid +of life, he turns all of the TV's on and all to different stations, with +volume jacked up to 10 and retreats. The kwalitee K-Mart computer dept. has +more fun for our hero...the demos can be easily rigged to give quite a shock, +our valiant vigilante thinks as he unplugs the VIC-20 sitting there and wets +down the plug. + + He heads off to the Sporting Goods department to find even more laughs +awaiting him to the dismay of K-Mart employees. Wow! A K-Mart test finger +bowling ball! Golly! He then proceeds to bowl over that little old lady down +the aisle (very sneakily, of course) with her basket of kwalitee merchandise. +Fishing rods, you say?? He strides to the waiting poles (ick!) and easily +attaches the fly at the end to that EVERLAST punching bag over in the corner. +Replacing it in the rack and doing this to twelve others, our hero has now +rigged up the ultimate net-trap for the unsuspecting greaser. Shuffling off +to the foodstuff department our protaganist opens the bags of waiting goodies +and munches down, replacing the half-eaten bag with greatest caution. Soon +the entire shelf is a litter of Doritos, Fritos, Tostitos, mini Burritos and +all the other "o's" you might want.. + + "Lingerie time," thinks our young, anarchistic friend. He trots off to the +kwalitee lingerie department. Whipping out his trusty MAGIK-MARKER(C) he makes +little smiley-faces over every nightgown and undergarment he can find... + +Illustration.. + + * * + + + \_____/ + and a phone number of an arch-enemy... + +Well, it is about time to leave but before he goes he makes one last trip to +the page phone and says: + + "ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS!! THERE ARE BLUE-LIGHT (YAY) SPECIALS IN THE +KWALITEE K-MART SHOE, BATHROBE, KITCHEN APPLIANCE, TV, STEREO, LINGERIE, FOOD- +STUFF, COMPUTER, AND SHAMPOO DEPATMENTS!!!" + +In the commotion of the greasers running this way and that to get at these +precious items our wonderful guy slips out the back door and into the parking +lot as the TV's go blaring. Someone then plugs in the computer.... + + *** *** *** * * + * * * * * * * * * * + * * * * * * * *** * + * ** * * * * * * * + * * * * * * * * + * * * * * * * * + *** *** *** * * +=================================== + +And what does our hero see but.. a pay phone! + +Coming next: PRANK CALLING WITH FINESSE... + + + + +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X + Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven + + & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845 + Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766 + realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662 + Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699 + The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK + The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674 + Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560 + + "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/kmartfun b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/kmartfun new file mode 100644 index 00000000..12091a2b --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/kmartfun @@ -0,0 +1,32 @@ +HOW TO HAVE FUN AT K-MART WELL, FIRST OFF, ONE MUST REALISE THE IMPORTANCE OF +K-MARTS IN SOCIETY TODAY. FIRST OFF, K-MARTS PROVIDE THINGS CHEAPER TO THOSE +WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO SHOP AT HIGHER QUALITY STORES. ALTHOUGH, ALL I EVER SEE +IN THERE IS MINORITIES AND SENIOR CITIZENS, AND THE POOR PEOPLE IN OUR CITY. +PERSONALLY, I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THERE. BUT, ONCE, I DID. YOU SEE, +ONCE, AFTER THE MOON ROACH AND HAVOC CHAOS (DEAR FRIENDS OF MINE) AND I WERE +EXPLORING SUCH FUN THINGS AS ROOFTOPS, WE CAME ALONG A K-MART. AMUSED, AND +COLD FOR THAT MATTER, WE WANDERED IN. THE TENSION MOUNTS. AS WE WALKED UP TO +THE ENTRANCE, WE WERE NEARLY ATTACKED BY YOUTH GROUPS SELLING CHEAP COOKIES, +AND WHEELCHAIR STRICKEN PEOPLE SELLING AMERICAN FLAGS. AFTER LAUGHING AT +THESE PEOPLE, WE ENTERED. THIS IS WHERE THE REAL FUN BEGINS... FIRST, WE +WANDERED AROUND THE STORE, AND TURNED ON ALL THE BLUE LIGHTS WE COULD FIND. +THAT REALLY DISTRACTS AND CONFUSES THE ATTENDENTS...FUN TO DO... THE FIRST +NEAT THING, IS TO GO TO THE SECTION OF THE STORE WHERE THEY SELL COMPUTERS. +DARKNESS ENGULF THE EARTH THE DAY THEY FIND APPLE COMPUTERS BEING SOLD THERE. +INSTEAD, LESSER COMPUTERS LIKE THE LAUGHABLE VIC-20 CAN BE FOUND THERE... +TURN IT ON, AND MAKE SURE NOBODY'S LOOKING...THEN, ONCE IN BASIC, TYPE... +]10 PRINT "FUCK THE WORLD! ANARCHY RULES!" (OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT.) +]20 GOTO 10 +AND WALK AWAY. +ALSO, SET THE SAMPLE RADIOS IN THE STORE TO A SANTANIC ROCK STATION, AND TURN +THE RADIO OFF. THEN, SET THE ALARM FOR TWO MINUTES AHEAD OF THE TIME +DISPLAYED THERE. TURN THE VOLUME UP ALL THE WAY, AND WALK AWAY. AFTER ABOUT +TWO MINUTES, YOU WILL SEE THE CLERK FEEBLY ATTEMPT TO TURN THE RADIO DOWN OR +OFF. IT'S REALLY NEAT TO SET TEN OR MORE RADIOS TO DIFFERENT STATIONS, AND +WALK AWAY. ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DO, IS TO GET ONTO THE INTERCOM SYSTEM +OF THE STORE. EASIER TYPED THEN DONE. FIRST, CHECK OUT THE GARDEN DEPARTMENT +YOU SAY THERE'S NO ATTENDENT THERE? GOOD. SNEAK CAREFULLY OVER TO THE PHONE +BEHIND THE CHEAP COUNTER THERE, AND PICK IT UP. DIAL THE NUMBER CORRESPONDING +TO THE ITEM THAT SAYS 'PAGE'...AND TALK. YOU WILL NOTE THAT YOUR VOICE WILL +ECHO ALL OVER THE BOWELS OF K-MART. I WOULD SUGGEST ANNOUNCING SOMETHING ON +THE LINES OF: "ANARCHY RULES!!" BY: THE DAREDEVIL diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/kno3.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/kno3.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..9cddeb2c --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/kno3.txt @@ -0,0 +1,80 @@ + - P O T T A S I U M N I T R A T E - + + Pottasium nitrate is a way-cool chemical compound to have. It is +very easy to buy considering how much damage it can inflict. You can buy +it from almost any farming supply store in OZ, and if you're a Victorian I +know for fact that it can be bought at the farming supply joint at +Coldstream (I know it's out in the sticks, but if you're having trouble +getting it locally, go here). The benefit of buying pottasium nitrate +from farming suppliers instead of chemists, is that you can buy in BULK, +a good friend of mine (hi PANiC :), bought a 51kg bag of the stuff! He +just told the guy at the store he was starting up a vegie patch. All you +need though to keep you going for quite a long time is 1 or 2 kilos of +the stuff. If you're a legend you could always try stealing it from some +farm sheds, as most farmers keep a few 50kg bags of it around, I would +not recommend this though as I came very close to being mauled to death +by a slightly over-protective cattle dog. + By now you're probably thinking "why bother?", well it's quite +easy to use and makes a brilliant substitute for gun powder (as gun +powder can be quite annoying to make). All you have to do is mix 50% +pottasium nitrate with 50% icing sugar, and there you go. If you want a +mixture that when lit produces a fuck-load of smoke then make the ratio +about 40% pottasium nitrate to 60% icing sugar. For the best mixture to +use for bombs (like pipe bombs, etc.) use the 50/50, but to get it +perfect measure the proportions accurately with a pair of scales, light +some and if it leaves a lot of black carbon shit afterwards, use less +sugar. And if it doesn't burn nice and evenly, use less pottasium +nitrate. + Now here's some things to do with the stuff- + + To make really cool smoke-pots, get a post-pack tube and seal +off one end with the end-plug and tape. Now fill the post pack with +the 40/60% smoke mixture. Place a thick piece of paper over the top and +tape around the sides of the tube so the paper is held firmly over the +end, without actually taping over the top. Now take a sparkler with the +excess wire cut off and push it down through the paper so it looks like +a fuse sticking out. When you light the sparkler it will burn down +through the paper and set the sugar/nitrate mixture off, which will +then produce a fuck-load of smoke. If you do this in any large sort of +building (schools for example), I guarantee the whole building will be +filled up with thick, white smoke. It is interesting to note that this +type of "white" smoke does not set smoke-detectors off as the carbon +content in the smoke is too low (cool huh?). + Bombs can be made quite effectively with the sugar/nitrate +mixture as well. Pipe bombs will work. BTW if you are wondering where to +buy really good quality fuse in OZ, go to a plumbing supply store and +buy a few meters of safety fuse (this stuff kicks ass), it is very +reliable (burns in the wet even), and has a burn ratio of 1cm per +second. I have only ever heard of one person being questioned about +buying fuse, and he just said that he WAS going to make bombs and if he +had to make his own home-made unreliable fuse, he would. They let him +buy the fuse. + If you are thinking of making your own fuse (I don't know why +when you can just buy it?!), take your sugar/nitrate mixture and melt it +over a low heat (do this outside on your barbie, 'cause it smells) then +pour it into a straw (compliments of Mac'ers), wait till it dries and it +should work just fine. + I have also heard that if you make a solution out of the +sugar/nitrate mix and dip cotton string into it, then let it dry, it makes +quite a reliable fuse. + The idea of melting the sugar/nitrate mix then pouring it into a +mold (a glass will do), is suppose to make it release more smoke then in +the powdered form, however you'll have to test this one out. + Another thing you can do is make little bombs that don't kill +too many people, by using a plastic vitamin container. Drill a +hole in the lid, fill the container with your sugar/nitrate mix leaving +some space at the top (one strange thing I've noticed about the +sugar/nitrate mix is that when making bombs out of it, it seems to work +more effectively if you don't compress it and leave space in the bomb +container; the opposite applies to using gunpowder), now bung the cap +on, poke the fuse through the hole, tape it all up, and light the +fucker! It should make quite a nice BOOM, and will cover the general +area in bits of melted plastic. + Ummmmm that's about all I can think of at the moment, if you come +up with any other cool things to do, contact me on an anarchy board near +you. + +.\\orbid .\ngel + =MAIM= + [DiE Trial] + diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/lamer.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/lamer.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..a9aac986 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/lamer.txt @@ -0,0 +1,120 @@ + THE A.A.A. GUIDE TO KIDNAPPING + + Writen By: The Prisoner + Edited By: Code of Honor + + THE AMERIKAN ANARCHIST ALLIANCE SHALL IN NO WAY BE HELD + RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACTION RESULTING FROM THE EXISTANCE + OF THIS TEXT FILE, WHICH HAS BEEN CONCEIVED SOLELY FOR + ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. *EVIL GRIN* + + + Ok, first off let me start by saying that this file is 100% + serious. I've actually done this, and it worked quite well. + In this Text File, I will try to explain, as clearly as possible, + this extremely effective way to emotionally scar bbs lamers. + Some things that will help you carry these actions out: + + *Alot of Friends + *About 30 feet of rope + *A box of Alkaseltzers + *Some Soda Pop (something Nasty!!!) + *At least 2 cars + *Duct Tape + *Rubber cement, Liquid Latex, etc.. + *Knowledge of your mark + *An old black shirt + *Some Scotchguard (available at local drug store, used to + protect carpets...) + *Alot of Balls + + Ok, now that you've gathered all of your supplies, it's time + for the FUN! Pick a local lamer, or even LD lamer, if you feel + like driving. The most preferable mark is someone who is between + the ages of 13-16, and is pretty stupid. Now, the first thing you + need to to is to call the mark. At this time, you will identify + yourself as a BBS user the mark admires, and would trust, that is + under 20 yrs. old. Invite him to spend the night at your house, + and tell him that you have been looking for an apprentice, and + you want to teach him the basics of phreaking/hacking, whatever. + Hopefully, if you've found an idiot, like I did, he'll agree. + Ok, if you've done all of this, and the mark is really dumb, like + I said, arrange to A. Pick him up at his home, or + B. Meet him at a local shopping mall (best) + + So, if all has gone according to plan, you are now on the way + to destroying your mark.... + + Also, make sure you always do this at night time, for obvious + reasons... While you are on your way, have your friends in the + other car(s) go to the pre-arranged ass beating sight, with all + of the afformentioned materials. When you pick up your mark + be wearing clothing that is as ellusive as possible, and sling + some mud on your car plates. Once you have gotten him, and he's + in your auto, engage in some small talk. (but don't forget, he + still thinks you're someone else!) Drive him to the pre-arranged + sight, as if on your way home, and tell him you are going to stop + at the golf course/barn/whatever to take a piss, or you are going + to phreak from there, If you've gotten him this far, he'll believe + most anything. Now, while you've been away, your friends have been + preparing everything. The only major thing that needs to be done + is for your friends to spray the black shirt full of scotchguard, + (it gets you TOTALLY fucked up!) and be hiding... + + So here you are, with your mark all primed for punishment... + lead him back wherever, and have someone throw the scotchguard + shirt over his head, and another person duct taping in onto him. + the scotchguard shouldn't be strong enough to fuck him up, it'll + just disorient him a little... Now that you've got the fuck up + where you want him just do whatever.. Also, to defray any suspicion + from yourselves, have the guy who picked him up screaming in pain, + and saying something like: "get offa me you fuckin' niggers!!!" + and all of you talk like black guys... hehehe.. + + Next, just do whatever you feel like doing, beat his ass. + Try this: Put alkaseltzers in his mouth, throw in some sodapop + and duct tape it shut!!! hahaha... Also, another way to REALLY + emotionally scar the dork is to tie a rope around his neck, make + him stand on the back of a car for about 45 minutes, and just keep + telling him you're going to hang him. (have the other end of the + rope thrown over a tree limb, or something....) then, after about + an hour of sheer psychological agony, everybody bumrush him, and + for a split second, he'll think he's going to die, but he'll really + just fall on his fat ugly ass! <==-- Garaunteed to make them + piss on themselves... + + Now, for the finishing touches. If the mark is clean enough + throw him in the back of your car, handcuffed, and say that the + other guy (who picked him up) is going to die, but he didn't do + "Nuthin' ta little G", So you're just going to throw him in a + cow field about 2 hrs out of the city. Just drive around for a + while, and then dump him in his own front yard, he'll think he's + in butt fucking Egypt, and will fucking look stupid in front of + the whole neighborhood! + + Well, that wraps it up for the Tripple A Anarchy file, look for + more in the future, and if you're interested in joining, and have + SPECIFIC hack/phreak/carding/anarchy talents. + +Call Our Head Quarters: Realm Of Chaos [516.466.8259] + +AAA - [A]merikan [A]nachist [A]lliance + +Presidents: The Prisoner & Code Of Honor +Members: + +1. Holy Sinner - Crazy lunitic!! +2. Altered Sector - Ansi Maker +3. 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MATRIX [908-905-6691] -*- diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/lard.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/lard.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..6090f816 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/lard.txt @@ -0,0 +1,170 @@ + + \--------------------------------------/ + |How to Beat The Shit out of Fat People| + /--------------------------------------\ + + Lardass, Lardass, in White Hen + After those God Damn Twinkies Again + Lardass, Lardass, All Around + With every step, you crack the Ground + Lardass, Lardass, Midnight Snack + Never Spent a Minute on the Jogging Track + Lardass, Lardass, eating Dinner + Don't you know you'll never be Thinner? + + + + This is a file written from personal experience, and dedicated + to a certain Lardass we know.... You know who you are, Fat Boy. + + + In order to destroy a Fat Boy, you will need: + + \-------------------------------------------/ + | Two (2) Fists | + | | + | One (1) Pair of Hedge Clippers (Don't Ask)| + | | + | One (1) Flatulent Individual | + | | + | One (1) Serving of Cat Food | + | | + | Any other useful accessories, such | + | as Brass Knuckles, Vaseline, Tongue | + | Depressors, A Cleaver, Wax, Tweezers, | + | and a .38 Caliber. | + /-------------------------------------------\ + + OK, before we get into the story, we will do our top 10 list. . . + + Top 10 Best Things to do to a FAT BOY (These Are All Things +that we have either done or seen done, this is not imiginary!) + + + 10: Push Him into a ThornBush (Those Roses never did grow back...) + + 9: Pluck his eyebrows with tweezers + + 8: Tie him to an exercise bike with string, whip him with a belt + if he stops exercising, and put candy bars on the ground until + he drools on the gears. You can also put Ice down his back for + added incentive + + 7: Take a gun. Yes this has been done. Take a gun and stick it to + his head. Pull the trigger. Oh, did I forget to mention to take out + the bullets? I recommend it, because if you don't you will have a + dead fat boy in your house. And boy will the flies be their to eat + all that meat. + + 6: Tie him to the roof of your house while it rains. + + 5: Throw icicles at him till you have to take him to the + hospital + + 4: Tie him down and force him to eat Slim Fast dry. If that doesn't + work, make it into a milkshake, but don't forget to add the + Cat Food + + 3: Put him in a Garbage can and roll him down a hill. + + 2: Take a pair of hedge clippers and, while saying "Don't worry, + I won't take off much," make him look like the drummer for + AC/DC + + 1: (This was disgusting, neither of us did it) Wipe your bare ass + on his leg while he reads Nintendo Power. + + + + + OK, now, if you're wondering what the Vaseline, Tongue + Depressors, Wax, Cleaver, etc... are for, they're various + torture devices (Well, actually, interrogation devices, but + who cares) And I know for a fact, they were made with a FAT + BOY in Mind. So here is another top 10 list of things to do + with these various devices. + + + 10: Smear Vaseline all over him (Ahem) and push him into the Blue + Oyster. + + 9: Put him in the trunk of a Yugo and see how long it takes for + it to Explode. + + 8: Put dead things (flies, ants, etc...) in his hot chocolate + + 7: The Raunchy Bar* + + 6: Steadily beat his shoulders with brass knuckles (this hurts + more than you can imagine until you have it done to you) + + 5: Tie him up in the kitchen of somebody you don't know. + + 4: Gag him and tie him to a chair, then threaten to perform a + circumcision with the cleaver + + 3: You don't even want to KNOW what you can do with Thongs... + + 2: Put all the food in your house on your dining room table, let him + in there, then call the police, and say there's an intruder in your + house who's eating all your food. And he's a FAT BOY. + + 1: Burn him at the Steak (Get it... Steak?) + + * The Raunchy Bar is a Peanut Butter snickers bar that has been +left open, in a shoe box for 2 months, then dipped in toothpaste, then +smeared with frozen spit, then farted on repeatedly, then stuck in a toilet +as someone flushes the shit down. Then left to sit for a week, and served. + + + Our Story + + This story takes place on a Halloween night, about 2 years back, when + I, Iridescent Innkeeper (For this story I will be refered to as Angus) + Unstable Postman (For this story he will be refered to as Phil Rudd), and + a few other people (Who will be refered to as Brian, Malcolm, and Cliff) + And the Fat Boy, who will be refered to as Ed. + This Story is about a Traditional, very intricate, very long, game of + Beat the Fat Boy. We all (Including Ed) met at my house on halloween + night. We started off the night with the greatest Fat Boy prank, we + shoved him into a garbage can and rolled him down a hill (I'm not going + to bother to say how we managed to get him into the garbage can. Actually, + we just dropped a pork chop in there...) Then we took him to a house where + there was a halloween party going on, and took him into the exercise room + of these (Disgustingly rich) people. There (You guessed it) we tied him + to an exercise bike with Karate Belts we found hanging on the wall. Then + We Steadily beat him with an extra belt whenever he stopped exercising. + We sent Brian to go get some candy bars and ice from the party, and when + he returned, we were just beginning to have fun Whipping the fat boy, but + there were more important things to do, such as put the ice down the back + of his shirt and dangle the candy bars in front of his face (Boy did that + make him pedal!) Then we sent Malcolm into the bathroom to get the + Vaseline (Since he would know where it was.) Just to add to the extreme + heat being generated as Fat Boy pedaled and Pedaled, we smeared the + vaseline on his arms and neck (We didn't want to touch his face...). + So, much later, we let him get off the bike. He would've beat the shit + out of us, but there were 5 of us, and... 35 of him, but we were stronger. + We let him go back to the party, all red and sweaty with vaseline on him, + I'm sure he was a big hit.... + We found him again later relaxing in a room reading a nintendo power + magazine, and (you guessed it), Malcolm proceeded to wipe his ass on + Ed's bare leg. Ed just sat there as if nothing was happening. What a + Lardass, too lazy to get up and do anything about it. Of course, I + wouldn't want to know what he would do to a bare ass..... + + Much, Much later, when the party was about to end, we brought the + excercise bike into the kitchen, tied him to it again (no easy task), + tipped him over, and left. + + Great Night, Huh? + + + + You could get old if you stop playing, + Iridescent Innkeeper + & + Unstable Postman + + + I.I and U.P are not responsible for any personal injury that + may result from the use of this file. diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/larson3.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/larson3.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..9e93bb72 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/larson3.txt @@ -0,0 +1,81 @@ +This is a transcript from everyone's favorite talk show : "Talk Back - with +Bob Larson". + +On this date (i have no idea... i think it was in May) Bob was "discussing" +the dangers of pot. And everybody's favorite Sysop - the Sorcerer (Ryan) +(of the Necropolis 216-966-8970) decided to call in and share his POV with +Bob... + +Bob - I got Ryan on the line in Canton, Ohio. +Ryan - Hello there, Bob. +Bob - Ryan! +Ryan - Hi. +Bob - What's on your mind, Ryan? +Ryan - Well, you know how you're all concerned about Clinton's Big Government, + Big Brother, Megastate, or whatever now? +Bob - Yeah. +Ryan - Well, I think that you're upholding one of the basic strongholds of + Big Government today. +Bob - Really. +Ryan - Illegalization of pot. +Bob - What?! +Ryan - Making pot illegal is an infringement on individual rights. +Bob - It's an infringement? +Ryan - Yeah. +Bob - Did it ever occur to you, sir, does this drug induced society that + you want to promote is an infringement upon the freedoms of the + rest of us who when we ... +Ryan - Oh no, no... +Bob - No, no. Listen to me, listen to me, Ryan! Who when we drive + down a highway... +Ryan -Yeah. +Bob - Would like to do so FREE... +Ryan - mm, hmm.. +Bob - ... from the fear ... +Ryan - Yeah. +Bob- ... that some idiot behind the wheel of the car headed toward us + on that two lane country road didn't smoke a joint before he got behind + the wheel and isn't smoking one while he's driving. +Ryan - Oh well.... +Bob- ... the rest of us god-fearing americans would like to be free from ... +Ryan - If you would... +Bob - the foul-mouth rappers who are encouraging crime in the street, and + popolding (?) an image of some gold-medal draped... rapper who + can't put two sentences together intelligently with a marijuana leaf + in his cap, being a role-model for the youth of the inner-city.. we'd + like to be free from that! +Ryan - Well in that case, let's make, let's make tobacco illegal, let's make + alcohol illegal, in fact let's make Gatorade illegal, because if + you drink to much of that it'll make you irresponsible on the road. + The fact is, that... +Bob - Well obviously, obviously. +Ryan - The use of marijuana is not the problem. The irresponsible use of + marijuana is what causes people to be reckless on the road. +Bob- Sir. +Ryan - And your facts are just horrible. +Bob - Sir. +Ryan - The 70% child abuse? +Bob - Sir, sir. +Ryan - It's 60%... it's too high. +Bob - (he had been saying "sir" about twenty times while Ryan was trying + to make a point) Obviously, obviously, obviously... +Ryan - It's a lie. +Bob - It's obviously with what you're saying, that lack of intelligent + rhetoric behind it. You've had too much Gatorade and we + shouldn't talk anymore... i've got Rich on the line in Denver.... + + + +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X + Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven + + & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845 + Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766 + realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662 + Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699 + The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK + The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674 + Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560 + + "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/latefun.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/latefun.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..24a795c6 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/latefun.txt @@ -0,0 +1,100 @@ +:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>: +: Weekend Night Terrorism : +: : +: Written by The Brigadier, Bothersome Gnat : +: : +:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>: + +First you need some supplies that you can steal from you local stores. You +should take some precautions before abducting stuff from the list below. + + ?.....BB guns (Co2 preferably) + 1.....Pair of heavy-duty wire cutters + ?.....Pack of firecrackers + 2.....M-80's + ?.....Bottle rockets + 1.....fast car + 1.....brief case + 2.....pairs of dark sun-glasses + 1.....fidora hat + +Now that you have the supplies you wait for a nice night. That night you +take all these supplies and throw them in the brief case and tell your mom +you are going over to a friends house to work on the his IBM or Apple. If +your mom asks you why you have the brief case, tell her you have hard +copies of spread sheets or something to that affect. Now throw the shit in +the back seat and open the sun-roof in your car. Go pick up a couple of +good friends and your ready to go terrorize the world! + +First stop...your shitty school. Take one of the M-80's and tape it to a +any of the many large windows. Light the thing and get the shit out of +there. As long as you have your car there might as well go ahead and drive +the car up to the window your going to blow away and after you light the +M-80 tear the lawn up on the way out of there. As you drive by the school +shoot a couple windows out. + +Second stop...no-where in particular, or some residentual area you hate. +As you drive up and down the street look up out of your sun-roof and find +the street lights that don't have covers and shoot 5 or 6 lights out in a +row. After the lights flicker off and on and finally go out, stop the car +infront of a house that doesn't please the eye and launch several bottle +rockets at it. Next, we are going to find garbage cans. Two will do +nicely. Take the fishing line and tie one end to one of the cans, and +repeat the prosess again. Then take the garbage cans and string them +across the street. What happens is, some poor sapp is driving along and +all of a sudden he has two garbage cans follow- ing him down the street. +You can view this from you car, parked down the street with the lights off. + +Third stop...'Phone from car' booth. We can still do more, its only 12. +Drive up and if there are cars around pretend like your dialing numbers. +Then take the wire cutters and snip the receiver off and drive away. Try +to get at least 1O of these. Now what the hell should we do with these? +Well...How about Climbing the cemetary fence and tying them on signs and +grave stones. (pretty sick.eh..) If we have any left over we could put +them in mail boxes. + +Fourth stop...A buiness you hate. Locate a building. Very quickly blow the +windows out and get the shit out of there. The building might have an +alarm system. In about 1O minutes the place will be crawling with cops. +You know that kid who has been the biggest dick to you..well it's time we +payed a visit to his new car tires. Take the 16 pennie nails and place +them under every tire. Then superglue the keyhole shut. ha ha..now he will +have to take the bus to school. + +Last stop...Places like hotels..Late night resturants..Bowling alleys. +Your friend will use the glasses and the brief case. You will use the +fidora. You drop your fiend off with your other friend who looks like a +body-guard and at the establishment at the front door. While your looking +for a parking place they are in there looking for a place to sit. The dude +with the case should sit and the body-guard should stand next to him and +be constantly looking around. While the dude with the case is looking +around and glancing at his watch every minute. Once you have a parking +place go in threw the back door and walk around looking for you friends. +He nods very big at the case dude and your friends with the case leave it +there and you go pick it up. The security guard is going bananas while +your doing this. And then you all leave. Make sure you have nothing +illegal in the brief case or you could get busted. That is major fun! I do +it about every week-end. + + Until next time...."Reap some havoc!" +:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>: +: The Brigadier and Bothersome Gnat : +: [all.... : +:The Pistop (AE/CF/BBS) 10mg 300/1200/202 24hours 7days a week....504-744-7126: +:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<>:<> + + + +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X + Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven + + & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845 + Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766 + realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662 + Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699 + The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK + The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674 + Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560 + + "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/latenite.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/latenite.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..69b78750 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/latenite.txt @@ -0,0 +1,162 @@ +666 The Dead Zone 214-522-5321 300/1200/2400 666 + + \ / + \ / + \ / + \ / + .:|:. + ------------------------------------------ + | | | + | @############################@ | O | + | # # | o o | + | # Late Night # |1 2 3 4| + | # # |5 6 7 8| + | # # |9 o | + | # # | > 7 < | + | # # | | + | # # | ... | + | # # | ..... | + | @############################@ | ... | + | | + ------------------------------------------ + + Bothersome Gnat .... + ............................ +[:<><><><><><><><><><> /\/\idwest \/\/arez X-change <><><><><><><><><><><><:] +//////////////////////////////////////\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + First off, you need some supplies. Such as: + + A car...V8 engine Steel cable, or very strong rope + Fireworks..M80's,inch1/2's,rockets Heavy-duty wire cutters + BB guns..2....Co2 or pump A hack-saw + 16 pennie nails...2 doz. Impact Explosives...optional + + Otay, Now that we have all our supplies we can get out of the house + and reap some havoc on your home city. Get out of the house anyway you + can. Pick up some friends and snacks, pop, beer, etc... + + First stop + <><><><><> + + A residentual area that you just don't seem to like. As you drive by the + beautiful houses stop by every nice car that is parked in the street. Take out + the M-80 and place it between the rubber seal and the window. Look around some + more. If nobody is around light the fuse and get away. I suggest FAR away, and + as you are darting down the street you hear a little pop as the explosives + implode the cars window all over the inside of the car. Now wont that be a + mess to clean up in the morning. Now find another area to check and see if the + car door opens. Ah..so it does open..well..why don't you grab the cutters and + cut the locks, seat belts, stearing wheel, wires under the dash board, and all + those little knobs you control the heat, radio, and wipers with. Now on your + way out of the car go ahead and place another M-80 with an extra long fuse in + the glove conpartment. Make sure all those maps are out of there ( we wouldn't +want to start a fire. ). + + + Second stop + <><><><><>< + + Now aren't we getting thirsty. Let go find a pop machine. Hey! what is + that on the right? A phone booth? Let pay a call on it. Take the BB guns and + shoot out all the windows. Next time someone makes a call from that phone + boot it should be pretty hard to hear. Finally a pop machine. And look it's + even in bottles. Sixty cents! Thats way to much for a pop. Tip the machine + over on its front and listen smooth cruble of the bottles inside as it hits + the ground. If any money falls out consider it a refund for that pop you + didn't get. + + Third stop + <><><><><> + + As we are passing behind our favorite hotel, but what to our wandering + eyes should appear but some pop canisters filled with foamy root-beer. + After passing the canisters storage location we noticed that all the canisters + were gone and had mystically appeard in our truck. Hmm? So we to a parking + lot in front of a small corporation. And took one of the canisters and + attached it to the rear of our vehicle. Now with our master driver at the + wheel we drug the canister around the local residentual district. Knocking + the canister into various fire-hydrants, lightpoles, mailboxes, and other + objects protruding from the earth we manage to jam the canister under some + poor sapps automobile. Now repeat this procedure with the remaining canisters. + + Fourth stop + <><><><><>< + + You know that supermarket that leaves the crates for milk and stuff out + on the docks. Well as long as we have the cable go ahead and slide the cable + threw all 50 of the crates and twist the cable on the last crate. Now jump + in our verhicle and slowly drive away. Now that all 50 of the crates are + skipping and smashing into things behind you go ahead and her some gas. Lets + whip around that turn coming up and smack that car. Now find an intersection + with no cops and stop in the middle. One of your friends jumps out cuts the + cable and jumps back in. As you drive off you notice 40 or 50 crates in the + intersection have hit several cars fairly hard. (gosh, wonder if the crates + are alright? ) + + Fifth stop + <><><><><> + + A golf course. Let's turn the lights off so we can approach the course + unseen. (most courses have a caretakers house) apoint your friends certain + flags to get. (ok..mark get 1-6, Cris get 7-11, Eric get 12-18) And now Mike + gets 1-18 in his front yard. Be sure to dig little holes in his front yard + too. + + Sixth stop + <><><><><> + + Another residentual district with lots of cars parked in the street. + Park your car about a block away and walk by every car and place one nail + under the front and the back of the back tires. Next morning when everyone + gets in their car and then has to change the back tire. + + Seventh stop + <><><><><><> + + That old school you went to and hated so much. Lets find a nice place + to park. You see all those doors all the way around the building. Those doors + are for people to get out in case of a fire. Well we're not going to use them + like that. Check all the doors and find the door that opens the widest. (the +doors have chains on the inside holding them together tight enough so nobody + can get in without a hack-saw. Now let get to class on time(yeah..to saw the + desks into very, very, tiny peices. Oh shit...I haven't seen the schools new + computer room. Well lets go to that room. We bust the window and unlock the + door from the inside. We walk inside and find 2 c-64's and 4 TRaSh 80's. Well + We have some m-80's left and some bottle rockets and some inchers and a extra- + long fuse. Doesn't every teacher have tape in their drawer? Yup. Tape the + fireworks onto one of the 'calculators' and tie the fuse. On your way out lets + smash some screens and light the fuse. Now fly down the stairs get in the car + and lets go home. It is about 5:OO am and the sun is rising over the horizon. + +[::::::" Reap some awfully, majorlly huge, gigantic,...HAVOC!! 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I May Get It!) +-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- + + *********************************** + *** PHUN AT THE LAUNDRYMAT! *** + *************************** + +Me and me good budy were sittin round at the mat, smokin' away, +when the manager comes along and tells us to get the hell out. +His mistake! Here's a bunch of good ways to wreak havok at the +laundry mat... ENJOY! + +1. Get some krazy glue and glue the locks where they get the + phreakin money out of the machine and glue em good. This + *really* ticks them off, but doesn't cause that much damage. + +2. Get a hand phul of bullets(.22 is nice) and throw em in the + dryer. Shut the door, and glue it if you can. Then, + deposit some cash, and RUN LIKE HELL! It'll take some time + for them to go off (usually), but you don't want to be + around. + +3. Toss anything that stinks into the dryer. Sulpher works + great, but even rotten eggs or a nice bag of fresh dog shit + does just as well. When the dryer heats up, it'll stink up + the whole damn place. Another trick is dumping gas or gear + oil in and lighting it. This is more dangerous, as it may + cause short-circuits in the heating elements causing an + electrical fire. + +4. Toss something in the washers to phuck people up. People + generally don't take a hard look in an unused washer. They + just open it up to see if there's any clothes in there, then + use it. Try dumping some motor oil in, or some strong food + colouring (the paste-stuff is best). The best thing would + be a bright acrylic paint (not water-based!) + +5. If you can get at it, find out where the drainage hose is at + the back of the washer... usually just a black hose on the + rear-left (sometimes right) side. If you *can* see it, + slash it or just poke a big hole in it. Next time somebody + uses the washer they'll end up with about 10+ gallons of + water on the floor. Twice that if nobody notices and it + goes through the rinse cycle too! + +6. Too bad washers/dryers don't make change. Thier coin + identification process is notoriously poor. So you should + be able to feed it slugs without any problem, especially + older models. Hey, at least you get a few free washes! + +7. Go outside and find the dryer vent, and plug it up tightly + with something (soaked rags work well). These vents are + where the dryer gets rid of the moisture. When it's plugged + up, it'll take forever for things to dry! + +8. If there are washers that let you select a cycle, change the + cycle in mid-wash, or just turn it off. This won't cause + much problem, but it might make someone have to dish out + extra cash... and complain to the asshole manager. + +9. Go around to all the washers/dryers and krazy glue all the + coin slots (where you put your money in). This'll really + phuck 'em up worse than putting glue in the key slot (1). + With they key-slot, they can always break it open, and put + on a makeshift lock (two holes, a peice of pipe and a + padlock'll work great). This way, they can't make *any* + money until they get them repaired or replaced. Use PLENTY + of glue for best results. Epoxy (harder to break out) would + be better, but takes to long to dry. + +10. Some other ideas would be to simply shoot the manager with a + .45, or plant a thermonuclear device in the dryer. These + would only be for someone who's *really* obsessed with + laundrymat destruction... who should get themselves some + help! + + Add some more if you can think of any! Have Phun! + + Written By + *** <\/>ontana ildhack *** + (enhanced by ]-[ellRazor) + + +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X + Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven + + & the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845 + Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766 + realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662 + Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699 + The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK + The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674 + Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560 + + "Raw Data for Raw Nerves" +X-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-X diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/ld.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/ld.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..c2e381d6 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/ld.txt @@ -0,0 +1,59 @@ + + HOW TO PASS A LIE DETECTOR TEST + +When someone hooks you up to a lie detector, they are measuring your physical +responses to psychological stimuli. It's something like watching you to see if +you blush. There are four levels they can measure. + +1. Your response when you are just sitting there, not being asked anything. + +2. Your response when you are asked a question you would have no reason to lie +about. "What is your name?" + +3. Your response when asked a question they consider personal or +embarassing to most people. "Have you ever wondered what it would be like +to have sex with your mother?" I think only the government would have +enough nerve to actually do this. + +4. Your response to the questions they suspect you might lie about. + +What they are looking for is whether your #4 responses are closer to #2 or #3, +and if the difference is significant with respect to #1. + +If your response level to #3 is much higher than any of the others, you are +clearly telling the truth about #4. + +If your responses to #1, #2, and #4 are low, and #3 is high, they think you +are telling the truth. + +If your responses to #1, #2, #3, and #4 are all the same, they think that +you are either a psychopath or extremely well-adjusted and telling the +truth. + +If your responses to #1 and #2 are low but #3 and #4 are high, they think +you are lying. + +If your responses to #2, #3, and #4 are high, they think you are very +nervous and they call the result "inconclusive." + +This last result is easiest for normal people to fake. Just think about +something embarrasing every time they ask you a question. Don't relax, +except between questions. + +A more risky alternative would be to try to relax during the questions +you're going to lie about, but not during the "embarrasing" questions. If +successful, this would produce the "normal truth" result they like the best. +If it failed, it would give the "lie" result. + +If you take some sort of tranquilizer beforehand, you may be able to relax +enough to get the "psychopath" response. It will probably not get you hired, +though. + +One practice method would be to hook yourself up to an ohmmeter. One wire +wrapped around your left index finger, the other wrapped around your right. +If the reading drops from (say) 100 K-Ohms to a third of that, you just +"lied." Wear this into a police station, or a courtroom, or to your fathers +house, and practice lying. See how you do. + +Disclaimer: I have never actually taken a lie detector test. 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You may +now ignore the rest of this file. + +:=> What You Need + 3/8" Hex Driver + Adjustable Wrench(es) + Needlenose Pliers + Moby Pliers (Vise-Grips work REAL + well!) + 6" Steel Rod or Small Crow Bar + Small Standard Screwdriver + Large Standard Screwdriver + Phillipshead Screwdriver + Moderate Size Claw Hammer + Crowbar + + +:=> Taking Over + At the beginning of each school +year, there are a good deal of unused +lockers around the school. If one of +these is near your next class, slap a +padlock on it; we'll get into putting +a school lock on it later... + Every school has at least one +designated "Garbage Locker". Find it +(them), they can be used to your +advantage! + If a locker you want already has an +owner, no problem! Read the next +section for more information... + If you have a large supply of +padlocks (which every locker +destroyer has!), be sure to put them +on the ones that you want so you'll +have it later when we go to put a +school-issued lock on it later. + + + +:=> Getting In + Now the real challenge begins! The +hardest part of all of this is +getting in the thing in the first +place! But it's easy if you know the +tricks of the trade: +> Padlocks (Combination or Key) + Here's where we get to use the crowbar! + Slip it between the lock and the +latch on the locker, while going +between the two rods of the shank. +Apply serious downward force. This +takes 'em off so disgustingly easily. +it's not fair! As a matter of fact, +we can rip Master key locks off with +a crummy hex driver! + + + +> Destroying the Thing + If you are so pissed as to rip the +lock off and take over by force, be +sure this is your last resort! You +leave little marks on the paint, but +a cheap can of canary yellow or what +ever color you locker may be will take +care of that. Get the crowbar again. +One end should fit between the dial +and the door. If not, pry it open a +little with one of the screwdrivers. +Rip the dial off without mercy. The +lock itself will fall inside the locker +after the bolts snap and will be +free for opening! If you can get a +new dial for the lock you ripped off, +try to get it on so you have another +usable lock. + +> Going Through The Combination + Getting in this way is rare, but +welcomed. Spend an afternoon +wandering the halls looking at the +walls, ledges, doors, around a +lockers wherever a combination can be +written without being easily seen. If +you find one, try it out-CAREFULLY! +Once you get one that works, steal +it! + +> Pennied Lockers + Now we're talking REALLY rare! But +these are real easy to spot. Walk +around looking at the latch. If it is +sticking up a mile higher than the +others, give it a tug. Some of them +stick that high naturally or if the +locker is over-filled, so watch for +those. + + + +:=> Once You're In + All right, you FINALLY got the +locker open and the lock is intact. +Look around. Steal anything of value. +Now, let's get the lock, ok? See +those two nuts above and below the +lock on the inside of the door? Get +the 3/8" hex driver and remove them. +Now grab the dial and the lock and +pull free from the door. Try not to +move the dial-it's a real pain in the +ass getting it back right! Refasten +the nuts and take it to new location, +and re-install it on the new locker +repeating the steps. If the dial does +not go in at first, frob with it a +while until it seats into the lock. +Congrats! You now have just taken +over your first locker! + + + +> Ripping Out The Walls! + If you are on the right side of a +wall, you can remove it with little +difficulty and get into the locker next to yours. Use the same hex driver +and unfasten the nuts holding it in. +Watch out for the shelf, though! + + + +:=> Garbage Lockers +As mentioned above, garbage lockers +can be very useful. These usually +evidant the first 2-3 months of school. +They reach maturity in about 1-6 +months depending on use. The +custodians come and clean and +disinfect it thoroughly, killing +wahtever new forms of life you may +have developed. They then will usually +put a school-owned padlock on it. +Now, scince it's clean, and you know +how to get padlocks off, we say it's +ripe for picking! + You previously have been opening +lockers seeing if they are worth +conquering, and how come across +a trash locker. Maybe you contributed +an unwanted apple, someone's +homework, etc to it. You suddenly +notice one day that the janitors has +taken it over. Immediately, you +snap the lock off and you have a +nice clean locker. + + + +:=> When To Do Your Vandalism + 1. At lunch + 2. Skip a period + 3. After school +(1) Possibly hard to do. Either no +one is allowed around school or +everyone is eating at their lockers. +(2) May cause difficulties. That is, +unless you are already failing that +class. +(3) This is great. Join some stupid +club and then leave early everyday. +Now you have enough time to swipe +a few! You could also get a job +at school with the janitors or as +a techie. Now you have lots of time +when the school is empty and you have +access to MORE TOOLS! + + + +:=> Rating Of Padlocks By Brand +> Combination + Guard- This is the cheapest piece +of shit that we've ever run across! +The case is undoubtedly in two peices, +and most often, there are cracks +around the edges. Now turn it over and +look on the back. See those two rivets? +We took TWO of these off with a +SNEAKER! + American- Okay. Getting a little +harder to get off now. The shank is +'left-handed', and the dial is +firmly secured. + Master- Supposedly 'top-of-the-line', +but still can be removed with a little +pressure. LEAN ON THAT MOTHER! + +> Key + Master- Several million of these, +no reason to break one off as of yet. + Sears- One peice case, gave us a +little trouble to take off with +our hex driver. + + + + +:=> Glossary Of Most-Used Terms + +Padlock- any self-comtained removable +lock characterized by a steel shank. +Usually requires key or combination +to open. + +Dial- Circular unit found on the +outside of a school locker used to +dial the combination. + +Lock- The unit mounted inside the +locker that prevents the latch from +moving when the combination has not +been dialed. + +Shank- Steel semicircle on a padlock +that will lock when pushed into the +case of a padlock. + +Latch- Waht you push, pull or twist +to get a locker open. + +Door- Hinged wall on a locker. Most +of the time, the only way into a +locker. + +Locker- Aluminum cubicle used for +dumping books, freshman, or gym +clothes in. + +Master- Company know for making cheap +locks that can be easily opened with +a dinky-ass screw driver or the key +that opens a given set of locks. + +Plate[1]- Metal sheet with a number +stamped on it used for identifying +lockers. + +Plate[2]- A peice of metal that covers +the hole in the door where the dial +goes if one is not present. + +Wall- Removable surface inside locker. + +Shelf- A sheet of wood cut to the shape +and dimensions so that it fits snug +inside a locker. + \ No newline at end of file diff --git a/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/lol-1.txt b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/lol-1.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..8519f169 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/anarchy/MISCHIEF/lol-1.txt @@ -0,0 +1,82 @@ +ßÛÜÛÛÛß ÜÛßÛÛÛÜ ßÛÜÛÛÛßÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÛÛÛÛÛÄÄÄÄÛÛÛÛßÛÜÛÛ1;31mÛÛÛÛÛÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ +ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÛÛÛÛÛÄÜÜÜÛÛÛÛÜÛ1mßÛÛÄÛÛÛÛÛÄÜÜÜÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ[0;4ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÜÛß +ÛÛÛ ÛÄßÛÜÛÛÛßÄÜÛßÛÛÛÛÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄßßÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ[0ß úùú Carding ú +ùú Phreaking úùú Hacking úùú Achy úùú Piracy úùú Crashing úùú[H[10HWritten by: Wave Runner +Edited by : DarkmageLegions of LucifermText # 1Part 1 out of 1ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ +ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ[ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍHowt ake SPRING BREAK even phunner!! +ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ +ÍÍÍ + + Spring break. We all know what goes on during this +vaction... Parties, riots, rapes, things blowing up, cops raids, +etc... basically anything illegal. The tyme of year when all the +tired, lazy, bums who call theirselves students finally awake to +be the true party animals they really are. In other words, total +ANARCHY!! Yes, the tyme of year when all the students travel to +Palm Springs or Fort Lauderdale to party till they are dead or +arrested, whichever comes first. + + For all you guys and gals out there that just love to destroy +things, this is the text file for you... This one will tell you +how to do some real evil stuff. Like burning down houses, Blowing +up animals and other sadistic stuff..., The kinda stuff that +makes being a teenager worth while. + + Let's say you have an enemy, or a friend, or just feel like +making anyone have a very bad day, week, month...etc... try this. +Most of you have access to small explosives, or big explosives +like M2000's. And if you don't, WHO CARES, make some of your own! +All you need is a good and powerful explosive and a fuse that is +atleast 20 - 30 feet long, and if you are really in to explosives, +get a tymer or a detenator. Go to the house of your choice, find +the fuse/electrical box on the side of the house and place your +explosive in the box, and set the fuse. Make sure you're very far from +the house you are doing this too, just so you don't wake up with +a piece of alluminum siding in your face. Now lite the fuse and... +POW!!! By the tyme the fire engine and cops get there, the house +should be atleast half burnt down by now, if not the whole mother- +fucker! I would say that all of their worldly possesions have been +turned into toast by now. And if you are lucky (and they are not), +they don't have fire insurance! Muahahaa! I suggest you try to stay +as far as possible from the house, unless you think it is safe. + +---- + + We all know that alot of teenagers will have Jeeps. Those are +great fun, you could strip those things down to the bare tin in +about 1 min. Just get the nessacery stuff and you can unscrew the +doors off, the windshield off and the roof. Also, you can open +the hood by just pulling up on the small black nobs on the both +sides of the hood. That is cool because you can place an explosive +in the engine and say goodbye to that car REALLY fast! HAhaa.. + +---- + Wanna blow up a dog or a cat? Just shoot the motherfucker as +it walks by. + +---- + + + + I hope this text file will help you next tyme you decide to get +revenge on someone or just want to have phun... 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Argh... Most of us go to that terrible +place so adults can throw useless information at us in great quantities +that they expect us to memorize. And they do this for a full 9 months!! +Now most of us just sit there and take it all... I say FUCK THAT! Get up +off of your butts and do somthing.. have a little phun. Adults put kids in +school to keep us off the streets and out of trouble.. But no one ever said +we can't have fun and cause trouble in school! That's where this text file +comes in handy. This will give you some ideas on how to have more phun in +school. Part 1, being this file, deals with non-destructive and mildly mean +things to do. BUT part 2 will have the mean and destructive ideas... So until +you get & read part 2, this will just have to do.... + + + Things to do with an eraser... +1. Hide it in the 'Class Idiot's desk. +2. Super Glue it to the teachers desk. +3. Put tape on the side that erases... the teacher will try SO + fucking hard to erase the board, he/she will go nuts! +4. Tape a Snap-Pop to the erasing side. When the teacher trys to + erase the board... *POW!* Scares the shit out of them! +5. Put animal guts all over it! +6. Put rubber cemment on the side you hold it on... when the teacher + grabs the eraser.. Haha + + Things to do with Super Glue... (If you get strong glue this stuff +works like a charm!) Remeber: Super Glue dries in 15 Seconds FLAT! +1. Glue the light switches up... This is great! + You will definatly need a hammer to turn the lights off +2. Glue the chalk to the board! +3. Glue the door handle up... The door will be locked for + awhile! Trust me! +4. Glue books to the teachers desk! +5. Glue Pens to the wall. +6. Glue Chairs to the floor. (Wooden floors only) +7. Pour glue on the 'Dork's chair! +8. Pour glue all over the Door Handle.. Super Glue is impossible + to take off w/o Alcohol. +9. If you have the type of teacher that buys coffee at 7-11 or + AM-PM, then the cup will be made from Styro-Foam... Glue the + base of the cup to the desk. When tries to pick up the cup, it + will rip the cup in half, and he will get Coffee EVERYWHERE! +10. If you have nerds in your class that have 'Pencil Cases' + Then glue the cases shut! Haha + + Things to do with ROAD KILL & and Animal Crap... +1. Tie the road kill by its feet and hang it from the ceiling! +2. Put the road kill in the teachers desk (Rats/Squirls are best) +3. Chop up the road kill and put it in someones bag! +4. Chop it up and put it in someones desk! Phew.. THE SMELL! +5. Gut it, and take the guts and throw it against the black board + and walls! +6. Chop the head off and place it on the teachers desk. +7. Replace the Chalk with a rat arm! +8. Get a bag of Dog Shit and put it in someones Lunch. +9. Get some dead Rat Heads and put then in someones Lunch. +10. Get a bag of Dog Shit, and pour it in someones bag. +11. Get some Dog Shit and put like a dingle berrry in someones + Milk, Soda, Sandwich, Pasta...etc... Hopefull they will atleast + get it into their mouth! Eww! +12. Just place some Dog Shit or Cat Shit and hide it somewhere + like in the corner... the smell will get SO bad, and since they + can't find it... Well, you know... Haha +13. Take a bloody chicken foot, and place it on a desk, and with + some blood, write "666 SATAN LIVES"! +14. Smear Shit in someones Math Text Book... I hate math. +15. Buy some cheap meat, and soak all the blood from it, and + splash it all over the chalk board.. and make sur to get + some meat chunks on it also. And write "NATAS WAS HERE"! +16. Find a dead Dog and chop him up and spread his guts all over + your class! Haha + + Other things to do... +1. Throw ball bearing on the floors! Haha +2. Throw crushed ice on the floor by the door way... + everyone will become instant iceskaters! Haha +3. Stick Bombs are *Always* a lot of phun... +4. Put Garden Slugs in the drinking foutain.. +5. Blow up a desk w/ a remote detonator... while class is in + session! +6. Take some books from one person and replace them with + someone elses. +7. Did you know flinging sliced beets upward will often cause + them to adhere to the cafeteria ceiling? Tomatoes too! +8. Start to giggle moronically in class. +9. Get everyone to start humming and NEVER stop, the teacher + go NUTS! And what is he/she gonna do? Punish you all?!? +10. Make GIANT spit wads, and as the teacher is writing on + the board... Throw them at the board! Key: >DO NOT LAUGH< +11. Throw staples at someone! It hurts like hell if it hits the + face! +12. Toss staples into someones hair!! It'll stay there for + quite some time, i assure you. +13. Write Satanic verses in your text book for the next person + to use it! +14. See who can throw spit wads at the ceiling longer without + getting caught. +15. Take something from someones desk and throw it in the garbage.. + watch their reaction... *DO IT TO A WIMPY NERD* +16. Write a note to a girl saying she has food stuck between her + teeth. Watch what she does, she will go nuts trying to get it + out... Just keep telling her it's still there! +17. Tell an Egotistic girl she has Cellulite on her leg (during + class).. + + +...These are just a few ideas.. and trust me, some might sound stupid, +but when they are actually done, you can get a good laugh out of it. +And look for part 2 of this text 'LOL-4.TXT'... 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