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b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-028.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..da1c67ea --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-028.txt @@ -0,0 +1,94 @@ +uSu - united States underground Written By:Lurch + +WARNING TO PCB SYSOPS! BACKDOOR IN VIG's ProVote! + [uSu] +O.K.,this is a very short and informative text. It will help 2 kinds of people: + +1 - smart sysops who read warnings to prevent their system from being hacked +2 - hackers/feds to trash the stupid boards who don't listen + +Anyway, about reason number 2...well, yeah, the feds can get this file, and, +no matter how you try, unless a SysOp is protected against this, a fed can get +full access on a PCBoard board through Vigilante's ProVote. So, I suggest you +tell this to all friendly SysOps, or, give them this file to read. + +Disclaimer: O.K., welp, there shouldn't be much said, there is no illegal +activity described in this TXT, so, just, fuck you if you don't like my +language, and, go fuck your mom if you're a fed, since, I can assure you that +you will not be able to use this on any good board. + +----------------------------------------------------------------------------- +O.K., to start off, this only concerns PCBoard BBS running Vigilante's ProVote. +There is a back door. I do not believe it was planned, but, it might have been. +Or, maybe it was just Vig's mistake. Anyway, 2 things I want to mention +before beginning...Number 1, I love ALL that VIG writes, I feel he is the +greatest PPE writer of this time. Every PPE that he wrote works great, and, so +far, I guess this is the only back door. Number 2, I thought for a long time +before releasing this text...This is a very useful way to hack into a board, +and, many times get NR for a LONG time(usually hours, but, sometimes more). I +have tried it, and, I am kinda sad to release this info, 'cuz, after this, I +can't use it anymore... Or, at least I presume I can't use it. + +Anyway, to get to the fucking point of the text and stop talking about +bullshit. + +In Vigilante's ProVote(or at least the copy that I and everybody else I know +has) there is a file called CARPET.RED, it has a very good idea to it, +basically it lets those who are the SysOps friends, or those who need to be +able to get on the system easily and quickly by the SysOp's wish, get the +landslide vote access. It's a great idea, however, there is no password. Vig, +you should have thought of this... Vigilante's name appears in that list in +the distributed package... I doubt many SysOps take it out, because, they are +all grateful that they have Vig's PPE's, and, would gladly let him on the +board, or simply, because they don't know about the damn file. Anyway, if a +person logs on as one of those people specified in the file, they get automatic +access, the level that is given to people who pass the voting by a landslide. +This is usually an N/R or a very low ratio access, with lots of time. If a +person logs on to the board, enters the nup, in most cases, and, enters their +name to be VIGILANTE, they will not even have to fill out 1 infoform...They +will be displayed the file called CARPETED.PCB, and proceed to the bbs with +full access. Even if Vig's name was taken out of the list, a hacker can find +out the SysOp's friends, and, attempt logging on with those handles. The only +way I know that this can be detected is through the caller's log, and through +a caller ID... But both of these mean that the user has gotten the access. +Pretty neat, huh? Well, there are 3 ways to strip your BBS of this little +backdoor, bug, or, whatever you want to call it. +1) +What to do: Get rid of all names, or at least Vig's in the CARPET.RED +Disadvantage: You rid yourself of a wonderful feature of PV. +2) +What to do: Put a @HANGUP @ in to the end of CARPETED.PCB, and, insert a nice +little message in the file itself, something like "Fuck you hacker/fed!" +Disadvantage: Then if Vig logs on he will get the message and be logged off +just like a hacker, I don't think he'll appreciate that. +3) +What to do: Let's all ask Vig to add some kind of password system. It's not +easy, because, many times the users placed into CARPET.RED are asked or invited +by the SysOps to call over the nets. So, something VERY innovative, (maybe +PGP) has to be used here...I dunno, but, it's something to think about Vig. +Disadvantage: none +My choice...welp, I'd be honored if Vig logged on to my board. So, I wouldn't +choose number 2, if you think your board is too lame or too fucking small for +him to call, then, maybe you can do it. I would recommend doing number 1 +until Vig finishes number 3, if he ever does... + +To finish up this text, I'd like you to all distribute it. uSu also currently +needs more kickass writers, so, please apply. We specialize in HPAVT texts, +so, we are not particularly looking for coders, but, coders who can write on +the topics of Virii and Trojans are welcome. + +Two more thing before I go... I hope this doesn't upset Vig, I am still a +great fan of his, and, am looking forward to seeing and using many PPE's by +him. And, I would like you all to consider the shit Microsoft and IBM are +planning for us... UNiX is a very difficult system, so, I doubt everyone will +use it, OS/2 is just another Windows or Mac, so, there is not much difference. +MS-DOS and PC-DOS are said to stop production when CHICAGO is officially +released. Please keep a copy of DOS on your drive. Or, at least somewhere on +disk, I can not imagine a world full of genius people all using the damn point +and click interface. + +That's it, live long, have phun, drink Coke 'cuz Pepsi sucks. + + LurcH + [uSu] +V”Åä Ÿ”R D”S, SH’œœ ­Å œ­Vä Ÿ”RäVîR, ’¤D PR”SPäR! diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-029.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-029.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..d1b616f3 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-029.txt @@ -0,0 +1,172 @@ +uSu - united States underground By:Cyberglitch + + Operation Anti-Government Part ][ + + Yep i'm back again to bitch about the government, heh this article's +continutation is more then over-due. Ok well fellow PEACH MTV'ers read on. + + Uhhh here we go again, you know, back then a long time ago, say 170 +to maybe 190 years when this country was a republic. And the government act- +ually cared, and didn't sit on it's fat lazy ass. You know, back then, we +didn't sit down and bring up a topic. And then argued over it for a couple +weeks, then get racial issues involved. No, they usually decided faster, and +were more knowledgable then the clowns we have in office now. See back then +our country was a super power. But today, it's a world capitol of ignorance. + + Why is it I say it's a world capitol of ignorance? Because of that +fact that in this country the president is considered probally one of the +most honorable people in office. But now we have the clown's ring leader(s) +in office, Yes i mean both Bill and Hillary, come on folks. You know as well +as i do, those two goons are gonna run the country about 50 ft more into the +ground. Personally last election, i would of sincerely stuck with Ross Perot +if he didn't drop out then back in. I figured that the guy's a money magnet +and that he'd probally be the best person for our deficit problem in helping +to reduce taxes. I just only wish he would of picked a better vice president, +maybe one that looked more alive. But you got'ta figure if the guy knows how +to make a lot of money, then well maybe he could of helped up reduce the +national debt. Like he said when asked what policital policies does he know, +he replied with "I know how to not raise a 4 trillion dollar debt". + + All in all, i must admit one thing that Bill Clinton managed, he's the +only president i know of, that i would not feel honored to meet. I'm sorry to +say, but just about every campaing promise he made, he's broken. Taxes were +supposed to be lowered, health care reform?? What the hell were you people +thinking when you voted for this guy? Bigger anti-gun laws? Why not just ban +the damm guns in the first place. Crime prevention, didn't Bush promise us +that to? Atleast it would of been an honor to meet George Bush, and ask him +a lot of questions about Desert Storm. Heh atleast he got permission from +congress before he decided to fire missles onto IRAQ'y intellegence. + + Over the past 200+ years America was formed, i've slowly read up +about how America went from a Republic society, then to a Democratic society, +and then finally a socialist society. What does that mean for you? Well +the following... + + - More government corruption + + - CIA's dis-organization(yeah they were actually good, at some point) + + - Ban on guns?? What about right to arms, and being arrested for + possein of a weapon, that shouldn't be a charge. + + - 21 to Drink, but i thought you were an adult once you turned 18? I + can't understand that, if you have a 21 year old drinking age + shouldn't the voting age also be 21, instead of 18? I mean + voting can be deadly as being drunk. Hell voting and being + drunk can be deadly. Don't believe, well look at who we got + in office now. + + - Censorship, holy christ this is such bullshit. Oh yeah back then + they didn't need to say, fuck you, go to hell, god'dam bitch. + Well i can understand that, but they didn't really know what + those words were, they actually words to curse with. And + radio stations not being able to play music with cursing and + swearing in it? What bullshit, oh i forgot another one of + those FCC regulations. Might i ask you one thing? What kind + of lunatic is regulating the FCC? Whether it be public or + private broadcast you should still have the freedom of speech + or did someone take that away from us too? + + - the IRS? What a joke, most people don't realize that the IRQ tax is + a voluntary tax. Or in other words, Yes i'm willing to pay + these taxes, ok go ahead take this much. Huh? Wait a minute + here let's back up, i thought there was No taxation without + representation? But volunteer taxes from the IRS? Oh that's + fucking funny as hell. That's like saying, oh this soda costs + $.65, but here take $3.00 for it anyways. Does that make sense + to you? Do not worry, the IRS is still a fraud any ways. Yes + you can take it to court, and claim the IRS as a legal fraud. + The only problem is that the IRS has a bigger wallet then me + and you. Or should i say bigger wallet of your hard earned + money. Heh i'm expecting by the time i'm out on my own, to + have about 80% income tax and a big whomping 20% for me, and + about another %160 inflation. Gee isn't that just gonna be + great? + + - Health Care, oh you've probally been waiting to hear this one for + some time now. Well here we go. Ok first of all, there's one + problem with national health care. That being an immigrant + women from another country sneaking into the country and + giving birth to a baby. Now this doesn't make sense, the baby + get's free health care, and US citizenship. Heh and guess what + if the mother's not married, she get's welfare to... Although + i've found a great way to reduce the cost of health care, it's + called more efficient medial care. What's the mean, well ok + take this for an example, i could of spent $35 on a private + practice doctor to tell me whether i have a sprained ankle or + broken ankle(if it was a broken ankle i would of been in alot + more pain). But nooo... had to go to a fancy hospital, heh + yeah they probally could of just told me it was sprained, but + we had to have the xray's. And the consulting, to figure out + what i already knew, I had a sprained ankle. Yeah they gave me + an air cast, but they also gave me a $700+ medical bill. This + only tells me, wait a minute, we don't need to increase the + amount of money we spend on medical care. We need to make our + hospitals more efficient then they are now. Yes i know a + sprained ankle isn't something serious, it's not like i'm + gonna die from it, but does that mean i should pay $700+ to + find out something i already know, when all's i needed to know + was what to do about it? Heh now imagine the money i could of + saved if they did this for me. Looked and slightly move my + ankle a bit to determine a broken ankle from a sprained ankle, + realized what i knew already, it was sprained, and give me the + air cast. And probally a $200 or $300 dollar medical bill? + Yeah i know i could do better, but that cuts down more then + half of a medical bill. Which would mean that medical care + doesn't mean pay more. It means the medical system should be + refined. And taken better care of. Our medical system is + probally the biggest and most hungriest corparation in the + world, probally pulling about 2 or 3 times the national deficit + per year. + + - People sueing everyone one? Oh god, this is probally thee funniest + part of the whole government package together. Why's this, ok + let's take Micheal Jackson for example, yeah either he molested + the little boy or not. But to be sued a like $40 million + dollars or something? Wait a minute here, but then he settles + it out of court for a nice sum of money. But then the parents + are sueing again? What the fuck, they were already paided for + there troubles. Or so it would seem. But it's likely really hard + to believe that someone who's married to Lisa(Sp???) Presley, + helped a boy get a liver transplant, would moleste a young boy? + Someone worth about $725 million by himself alone? That just + doesn't add up. You know, you could have someone sue you, watch + them win in court. Then watch you punch them in the face so hard. + And then sue the that same person for hurting your hand on his + face, and probally fucking win! That doesn't make sense. But it + does happen! + + - The justice system, oh this is just as bad as a joke. Ok not to long + ago i was tried guilty of two charges, one of Arson and one of + illegal mischeif, i get a years phrobation, and a $60 fine, and + i have to go to a counseling group for being a pyro. Which i + don't need. 'Cuz i learned from my first and only mistake. But + see this is what's really pissing me off. I've gotten no word + from this couseling i'm supposed to be getting. And i'm + probally considered the biggest crimial in my town. But i've + already been tried guilty as charged. But yet, O. J. Simpson + has killed two people, his wife and her friend. And the blood + matches his type. Yet, he seems to still be innocent. I get + prohbation, he would of gotten the gas chamber. But what makes + him different from me? Well for one thing, i wouldn't kill + anyone, and two my wallet doesn't look anything as fat as his + is. And that's the key reason why he's not guilty for what he's + done yet. But here's the even more fucked up part, if it were + some poor guy who killed two people. You better damm well + near know that he probally would of been put in the gas + chamber a day or two after the crime was commited. Money talks + while the holder walks, as it is said. Oh and is it ever so + true. + + - The media, oh you're gonna love this, yeah the public deserves the + right to know. But do you realize that the O. J. Simpson case + has probally been dragged on 'til this very day because of the + media? Yeah it's true, i mean really, the media that get's the + story first gloats about it. Well imagine the ratings the media + getting just for covering the trail. But how much of the trial + do you think the media would cover if it was some one poor, or + unpopular? + + Well sorry guy's that's all the time i have to right about operation +anti-government part 2 for now, be on the look out for more kickass releases +from uSu soon, Cya diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-031.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-031.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..50987fe3 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-031.txt @@ -0,0 +1,56 @@ +uSu - united States underground By:Cyberglitch + + Mischeif Night! + + Ok here are a couple of fun and cool things to do on mischeif night. +I hope you enjoy these, 'cuz i'm going to be doing these all(well most of +them :) )... + + 1) Ok what you'll need is the following M80's, some masking tape and + some egg(yes fresh ones please!). Ok here's what you need to + do it's very simple, tape a M80 to and egg with Masking tape + then light and throw at victim's house. + + 2) Like #1, but tape a pineapple to the side to make sure it explodes + for sure + + 3) Get an empty bottle with a cap(a must!). Take one leak into the + bottle, cap it, then throw it throught someone's window and + get the fuck out of there + + 4) Like #3, but this time tape a M80 to it. Light then chuck + + 5) Like #3(again), but this time tape a Pineapple to it to make sure + it explodes. + + 6) Get an empty trash can, and some of your strong buddies, fill it + up with water. Then look for a victim's house where the door + open's inwards. Lean trashcan on door. Ring door bell and + get the fuck out of there + + 7) Like #6, but in this i suggest to you that you and a couple of + friends take a leak or a crap in it and then fill the rest + with water, and then lean it on someone's door. + + 8) Toliet Paper houses, trees, windows, etc... + + 9) Like #8, but wears gloves when doin this one, leak into the toliet + paper then throw at target you're going after. + + 10) Break as many streetlights as you can, just so people can't see + you as well. + + 11) Let the air out of people's tires, and put road spikes or + something underneath the tires to damage them more. + + 12) Ok here's a big tuff one(not!), requires either Pineapple or M80, + Pineapple preferred 'cuz it has more force. Newspaper, and + some horse shit or some other kind of shit that stinks. Make + a cup out of the newspaper, and poke a little hole in the + top of the cup and put the wick of the M80/Pineapple throw + it, then put in the Shit. Flip up-side-down on victim's door- + step. Ring door bell, light and get the fuck out of there. + + Heh ok well guy's use your imagination here, these are just some +examples that i've done over the years. Cya, + diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-034.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-034.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..4a336801 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-034.txt @@ -0,0 +1,117 @@ +uSu - united States undergound By:The Anarchist + + ***************************** + * * + * The Home-Brew Bazooka * + * * + ***************************** + by + The Anarchist + + + Introduction + + Out of the so many weapons you can make at home the Home-Brew + Bazooka is the funnest to use and the most powerful. The "missle" + can travel up to 700 feet per second and result in a huge explosion + to the other end of the bazooka. Construction is very simple. + That's why it is such a popular weapon. It consists of batteries, + pipe, and a model rocket. That's it. Well, enough talk, here it + is: + + + The Bazooka + + Materials: + 1. piece of aluminum tubing approximately 3 ft. long and 2 in. in + diameter. + 2. model rocket engine + 3. a nose cone + 4. a 3" by 9" cardboard sheet. + 5. about 4 feet of wire (overestimate) + 6. (2) Alligator Clips + 7. A "C" Battery holder, holding 4 batteries + 8. (4) "C" Batteries + 9. (1) Model rocket igniter + 10. Electrical Tape + 11. A improvised sight + 12. A switch from a battery operated toy gun or anything of the sort + 13. (2) Improvised handles + 14. (Optional) 1/4 pound Plastic Explosive or Black Powder + + All of these materials are intimidating but once you have all the + stuff it is much easier. It'll run you about $20 if you BUY all the + stuff. But most of it you can find around the house. + + Instructions: + + The Bazooka Itself: + + 1) Extend the wire of the negative end of the battery holder and + fasten an alligator clip to it. On the positive end solder it to + the OFF side of the switch. Extend the other wire of the switch + and fasten an alligator clip to it. The wires should be long + enough to have some room at the other end of the pipe. + + 2) Using the electrical tape fasten the battery holder, switch and + handles to the pipe. Use your judgement for the spacing. + Finally add the improvised sight. + + Ex: + Ú¿ sight ---------------------------------------- Gator Clip--| + ÃÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ >> + ³ | | | | | tape | | | | | | | | o=³ >> + ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÂÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÙ | + |-----ÀÄÂÂÄÄÙ--³-³-----------³-³-----ÃÄ Batteries Ä´---| + SwitchÀÙ ³ ³ Handles ³ ³ wireÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ + ÀÄÙ ÀÄÙ + + The Ammo: + + 1) Cut 3 1/4" thick 9" long strips from the cardboard that slant at + the end. + + 2) Fasten these to the engine body using tape or glue. + + 3) This part is if you want an explosion. But be careful! Fill the + nose cone with Black Powder or Plastic explosive. CAREFULLY bore + or drill a hole through about 1/3 of the way through the engine. + Extend a wick from the cone and fill the gaps with match heads. + Now you have an explosive rocket. + + 4) Now attach an igniter to the engine and to the alligator clip. + Aim and Fire! Have Fun. + + fins + /ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ + /ÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÂÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ + / Nose ³ ³ o-------- + \ Cone ³ Engine ³ igniter + \ÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÁÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ + \ \ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ + Explosive + + + Conclusion: + + These rockets, when not explosive, go through car windows, 1/2" + PlyWood, and sometimes people. But if they are explosive you could + blow a car to kingdom come from about 1000 feet away. Pretty cool. + Its got possibilities. + + + +--------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Written for uSu (c) by The Anarchist on October 17, 1994. + +Look for more kick ass shit on: + +1) The FireBall Gas Cannon...Revenge? +2) Immovable Bombs +3) Buying, Trading, Growing, and Smoking of POT +4) The Homemade 9 millimeter Handgun + + + All By Yours Truly, The Anarchist + diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-035.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-035.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..a22b21f1 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-035.txt @@ -0,0 +1,181 @@ +uSu - united States underground By:The Anarchist + ÉËÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍË» + ̹ The uSu Guide to Boxing ̹ + ̹*****************************̹ + ̹ By: The Anarchist ̹ + ÈÊÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍʼ + +First off the dumbass disclaimer: + + This phile is for informational purposes only. The views +stressed in this article are those of united States underground. We +have the freedom of speech and there's not one damn thing you feds could +do about it. HAHAHA!! (Enough Bullshit) + + +Now back to the subject. Boxing should be treated as an art form to us +Anarchists and Phreakers out there. There are some pretty damn cool +things you could do that combine phreaking and anarchy to result in +astounding (destructive) results. There are also some unwritten rules +of breaking into cans and phreaking you should know about before trying +anything. + + + The Unwritten Rules of Phreaking + ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ + +1. The Pigs...cough....cops really don't know the first thing about + phreaking so therefore you could do just about anything until they + finally do realize what you're doing is illegal. + +2. If a cop does happen to pass you by while you are in a can, just stay + right there and keep doing what you're doing and they'll think that + you're doing your job. Hey it worked for me and I'm not really your + average looking bell employee. Usually, they have better things to + do and figure that the phone company will handle it. + +3. Always have a small pack of phreaking\anarchy tools so it doesn't + look too obvious. + +4. The people who could see you really won't give much thought to what's + going on and won't call the 5 0. + +5. It really helps to have a handheld police scanner at the scene so you + know what's going on and have time to book out of there. + +6. Don't worry about getting caught too much because it impedes your + progress and concentration. I once broke into a can at 1:00 PM with + people walking down the street every 5 minutes. No one cares! + +7. Always wear gloves. + +8. Don't pay for the shit that Radio Shack sells for 10 times the amount + its worth. Lift it or at least talk the guy down. The cameras they + have are a piece of shit. They only point in one direction usually. + + + Grey\Beige\Modu-Boxing + ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ + + A beige box, a grey box, and a modu-box all have the same purpose to +break into bell cans and make free calls. A beige box is a nice box to +have but a grey a.k.a. modu-box is a much better box to use simply +because you don't alter anything but a wall jack and you can use ANY +phone. All you need is a wall jack and two alligator clips. But you +should know how to do this already so there's no use in me telling you +(See Schematic Below). But when you're near the can always have your +phreaking pack on you. Here's a list of tools to carry: + +1. A "fanny" pack or other small bag to strap around your waist. (or a + backpack if you feel safe.) +2. A pair of wire strippers. Needed to strip the wires for easy access. +3. A pair of needlenose pliers for easy stripping and basic use. +4. A rachet-socket wrench with a 7\16" hex attachment and a phillpshead + screwdriver attachment. +5. A small flashlight for night-boxing. +6. A roll of electrical tape to prevent the teleco from realizing you + stripped their wires. +7. A small modular fone. (yes you can fit it) +8. About a foot of modular fone wire. (the grey straight kind, not the + spiral type) +9. Of course, a grey box. + + Grey Box Schematic + ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ + +You gotta be pretty stupid to not know how to make a grey box but just +in case here it is: + +1. Alligator Clips <<< +2. Red Wire ******* +3. Green Wire @@@@@@@@ + + ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ + ÛÛ ÛÛ + ÛÛ >>>>@@@@@@@@@@@@ÛÛ + ÛÛ Û|= + ÛÛ >>>>**********Û|= <-------- + ÛÛ ÛÛ Where you plug in the + ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ phone + Modular Wall Jack + + Note: (Leave Red & Black Alone) + + + +Find a can that is fairly secluded such as Behind a bush or large tree. +Now take your socket wrench and affix it to the bolts on the can. Turn +the bolts about 1/3 of a turn until you hear a >>CLICK<< sound, one bolt +is open. Do the same to the bottom bolt. Now carefully open the can. +You're in! Now you'll see a bunch of plastic covered pcboards. Look +for the number of your victim and unscrew the two screws on each side of +the plastic cover using a screwdriver or the phillipshead attachment to +the socket wrench. Or you could use an open one or frayed wire +depending on how many phellow phreakers already hit your spot. Now look +for any two purple and white or sometimes orange and white wires. Strip +them with your wire stripper. Attach the gator clips to the frayed +wires and plug in your fone. You should get a dialtone. Phreak away! +You know what to do once you're tapped into someone's line (See Next +Section). When someone happens to pick up don't worry. Just press the +mute button or take out the mouthpiece or your phone. It is good to +have a Radio Shack Line In-Use Indicator (Model #: 43-108) so you know +when they are off the line. After you're done put electrical tape over +the frayed wires and screw in the plastic cover(s). Close the bolts and +walk away. That's pretty Cool. + + + Possible Things to do While Beige\Grey Boxing + ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ + +A true HPAVCT'er would have ALOT of ideas on who to call while grey +boxing or whatever. + +1. Make Carding calls to 1-800 or LD #'s such as Damark or Computer + Stores. Or Chemical Stores. + +2. Use a Labtop computer with a modem to call your favorite LD Int'l + Elite\HPAVCT BBS's. + +3. Also with the labtop call CBI (system password- Administrator) + +4. Hack the HELL out of BBS's. Let the lamers pay!! + +5. Prank call the president's bomb shelter or something. + +6. Harass the operator. + +------- + + + Anarchous Phreaking + ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ + +Here's something brand new to come into the world of HPAVC. Anarchy to +The Teleco! You can use many household items to phuck the hell out of +the teleco. Such as Gasoline, Pineapples (duh), Scissors, Matches, etc. +Just go into a can and cut every wire you can find. The whole +neighborhood will be complaining and it'll take weeks to fix. Spray +some WD-40 into the can and light a match. Again, it'll take weeks to +fix. Plant an immovable bomb using a few mercury switches and some +pineapples and when the teleco goes to fix something that you did +they'll be in for a pleasant surprise. Pour some gasoline into the +circuts and it'll melt the whole can. It could take months to fix! +Have alot of Phucking Phun.... + + + +Look for more phun philes from uSu on Phreaking coming soon!! + All By The Anarchist + + +1. The complete guide to Blue and Red Boxing. +2. Immovable bombs +3. Phone Tapping, Scanning, and Blackmailing + + + +(C) 1994 united States underground + + + + Cya...... diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-036.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-036.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..7ec9be05 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-036.txt @@ -0,0 +1,123 @@ +uSu - united States underground By:Cyberglitch + + Fun on Mischeif Night, Part 2 + + Ok, ok, i know, the first part wasn't that good, but this one has +alot of new and fun ideas for you to do on Mischeif night as its approaching +us very soon :). Ok well let's get started. + +M80 Eggs - + + You'll need M80's, Tape and Eggs(please buy them before Mischeif + night, 'cuz they may not sell them to you on Mischief night, gee + i wonder why :) ), + + What to do, ok Tape one M80 to one Egg. Then go to victim's house, + light, then throw, if you do it right the Egg will explode all over + the front of their house. That'll be a real bitch for them to clean + up. + +Pineapple Gas Explosions - + + You'll need, Pineapple(s), Tape, Glass bottle, around 16 ounces is + perfect, and some gasoline. + + What to do, ok fill the bottle with gasoline, and make sure you do + not get any on your hands, and please make absolutely sure there is + none on the side of the bottle, that could fuck you up big time. Ok + when you are sure there is no gasoline on the outside of the bottle + cap it TIGHTLY! I stress that importantly! If you don't, you could + set yourself on fire, that's not what you wan't. Ok now with the + Pineapple and the Tape, take the pineapple tape it to the side of + the glass bottle. Then go to victims house, put on doorstep, light + and run like shit. Or, ignite the fuse, and estimate how long it'll + take your bottle to land, basically you don't wan't the bottle to + break until the Pineapple explodes. 'Cuz when it does you'll have a + nice ass explosion as well as a giant fire. + +For Sale - + + You'll need to steal someone's For Sale sign, usually one that's + easy to pull out of the ground and easy to put into the ground + + What to do, well here's the fun part, pick anyone's house, that's + right anyones house. Then what you do is put the For Sale sign into + their lawn. That out'ta bring a whole bunch of unexpected guests to + that persons house, wandering how much they are asking for the place. + This can be fun, especially if it's a old persons house, where they + are senial and all. + +Go Slashing on tire prices - + + You'll need a nice sharp knife, works even better with a knife that + has teeth on it. + + What to do, well go slahing tire prices, yes you heard me, slash + someone's tires, and you'll be slashing the cost of those tires. + Hell if you have enough time and can move quick enough slash all 4 + tires then get the fuck out of there. Trust me from experince tire + slashing, when you puncture the tire, they are very loud, so you + must be quick if you don't wanna get caught. + +Brick Chucking - + + You'll need a brick, yes a brick, make sure it's something fairly + light that you can easily throw throw a window. + + What to do, ok well find the victim's house or car, + + For Houses - Do this really late at night, and before you + throw the brick through their front window look for a good + hiding spot where you can hide and won't be found if they + come out looking for you, allways know a way to run into a + park or some other spot where you can't be spotted, errr... + caught. Then once you've done all then throw the brick then + run like all hell into your hiding spot and or safe spot. + + For Cars - Ok do this at night also, this can be fun, 'cuz + you can break more then one window if you bring two bricks, + but don't go for the side windows, those are too easy and too + small. Go for the back window or the front window. Throw your + brick, then like above run into your hiding spot or safe spot. + + If someone starts chasing, run of course(Duh!), turn around corners + know your area, duck behind a bush, make sure you can get away, it'd + be a shame if you had to pay for the damage you caused :) + +Dead animals - + + You'll need dead animals for this, find whatever you can, for god's + sake where gloves. + + What to do, ok here are a bunch of funs things to do with dead + animals, + + 1) Put them on victim's doorstep and light it on fire, ring + the door bell and run like hell. + 2) Put the dead animal though the open window in their car + 3) Light the animal then put in though the open window in + their car + 4) Staple or nail the dead animal to their door, that'll + make a nice ornament for their door. + 5) Stuff it in their mailbox, heh they'll be expecting some + interesting mail, and the mailman too. + 6) put a pineapple on victim's front porch, then put the + dead animal on top, light and have your friend ring + the door bell once you have the fuse lit, then run + like all fucking hell. + + Ok yo, be on the lookout for more releases from uSu... + +P.S. If you see the following users on your BBS blacklist them... + + Stargazer + Silent Death + Mr. T. + Jabba The Hut + The Software Surgeon + + I don't care that released a picture of me, but they picked the wrong +person to do so, and for no absolute reason at all. Or was it because I +deleted these 11 year old lamers from my BBS. Oh well, Hey guys, release a +picture of me, i release a picture of you. I'll let everyone see what a true +lamer looks like. diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-037.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-037.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..7145dadb --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu-037.txt @@ -0,0 +1,27 @@ + uSu - united States underground Written By: Napalm Death + + Mail Sabotage + [uSu] + This is a small file on how to have fun with the mail, Remember + messing with mail is a federal offense, I do not recommend that + you do this and i do not condone the actions involved in this + text file (yeah right!) +ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ +1. Here's a way to get free `local' mail, Just switch around the +return address with the receiver address, Say if your name is +John Doe, You would mail the letter to John doe, If the person +you wanted to mail the letter to was Jane Doe You would put Jane +Doe as the return address. And when the mailman sees that there +is no stamp he'll send it to the return address, Simple as that. + +2. Here's a easy way to get money, Okay, get double sided +tape, and stick it in the mailbox (you know those mail carrier +things) and then go behind a bush or something and then look +back in it after someone puts mail in it, take the mail open +it, look for money, and then wait for the next person. + +3. Mail Trucks usually have unlocked doors, So run in there +take a bag or box of letter, put them in a bag, and run! + +4. Get like gasoline or anything, make a small fire +bomb, and put it in the mail carrier, burn all mail up. diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu.nfo b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu.nfo new file mode 100644 index 00000000..ee4e9b4d --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usu.nfo @@ -0,0 +1,113 @@ +Ú³ÄÄ Äij¿ +Ä ÚÄ ÚÄ ÚÄÚÄÚÄÚÄ ÚÄ ÚÄ Ä +³ Nets/Sub-Nets ÚÄ ÚÄ ÚÄ ÚÄ ÚÄ ÚÄ Sub-Divisions... ³ +³ ÚÄ ÚÄ ÚÄ ÚÄ ÚÄ ³ + uSu-Net ÚÄ ÚÄ ÚÄÚÄÚÄÚÄ ÚÄ ÚÄ uSu5150 + CastleNet(Baselink) ÚÄ ÚÄ ÚÄ ÚÄ ÚÄ uSu-RG + ÚÄÚÄÚÄÚÄ ÚÄ ÚÄ ÚÄÚÄÚÄÚÄ + ÚÄÚÄÚÄÚÄ + + .ú¯ united - States - underground ®ú. + + .ú¯ The Sites ®ú. + + .ú¯BBS Name Node Number(s) Sysop Stat ®ú. + + Crainiul Shutdown - 01 - 201[763-8971] - Cyberglitch - Zone + Crainiul Shutdown - 02 - 201[762-6035] - Cyberglitch - Zone + + CastleNet - 01 - 908[388-7595] - The Shrink - Net-Link + DPSNet - 01 - 708[910-7907] - Marley Man - Net-Link + VoidNet - 01 - 708[852-8910] - Shadow Hawk - Net-Link + + The Anarchy BBS - 01 - 201[992-5017] - The Anarchist - Hub + S. 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By +letting people know what's really going on, it only insures everyone self +being, in not being left out. uSu covers the PEACH MTV scene, Phreaking/ +Elite/Anarchy/Carding/Hacking Music/Trojan/Virii, and feels that if you wanna +know about it, then you should know about it. It's a god given right of +curosity. And is it would seem this country get's worse and worse, day by +day. Let's do something about it, show your government that the people are in +control. + + .ú¯ How does one Join uSu? ®ú. + + You might be asking yourself, oh what chance do i have in getting in +a PEACH MTV group. Well you'll never know unless you try. If you think you +can write about the scene, come let us know. We'll let you know straight +foward if you're uSu material. We won't bullshit you, we're here to educate +you. Not to leave you in the dark. If you have some good ideas, send us some +samples along with your handle and a number to get back to you at. If we like +your material we'll release it as the next uSu release. So if you think you +can write quality material, come let us know. We're allways interested. We +invite you to logon to the WHQ of uSu, Crainiul Shutdown, call 201-763-8971 +and logon new and create yourself an account. In your New User Message upload +one of your best works. We'll get back to you as soon as possible + + + .ú¯ How does one Join uSu-Net? ®ú. + + To join uSuNet, one is required to logon to Crainiul Shutdown and +logon as new and DL the Application packet, or look around for uSuNet02.Zip +on one of your favorite PEACH MTV BBS's near you. Send us your application, +i've revised the rules a bit, as long as your BBS is a PEACH MTV board, then +you deserve to belong in uSuNet, though you will need to setup something like +Front Door and must be up and fully running. 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We're looking for +all kinds of PEACH MTV material to spread around. + +³ ³ +³ ³ +Ä ú.¯ End of File ®.ú Ä +À³ÄÄ Äij٠diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usunicpy.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usunicpy.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..4f7f98c1 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usunicpy.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1114 @@ + +Coalition for Networked Information +Information Policies: A Compilation of Position Statements, Principles, +Statutes, and Other Pertinent Statements + + + +Universal Copyright Convention + +Source: International Copyright Conventions Circular 38c, +Copyright Office, Washington, DC, pages 23-35. + +Notes: Universal Copyright Convention as Revised at Paris, 1971. +Convention and protocols done at Paris July 24, 1971; Ratification +advised by the Senate of the United States of America August 14, 1972; +Ratified by the President of the United States of America August 28, +1972; Ratification of the United States of America deposited with the +Director-General of the United Nations Educational, Scientific and +Cultural Organization September 18, 1972; Proclaimed by the President +of the United States of America July 18, 1974; Entered into force July 10, +1974. + + +BY THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA + +A PROCLAMATION + +CONSIDERING THAT: + +The Universal Copyright Convention as revised at Paris on July +24, 1971, together with two related protocols, the text of which, as +certified by the Director, Office of International Standards and Legal +Affairs, United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural +Organization, in the French, English and Spanish languages, is hereto +annexed; + +The Senate of the United States of America by its resolution of +August 14, 1972, two-thirds of the Senators present concurring therein, +gave its advice and consent to ratification of the Convention as revised, +together with the two related protocols; + +The President of the United States of America ratified the +Convention as revised, together with the two related protocols on +August 28, 1972, in pursuance of the advice and consent of the Senate; + +The instrument of ratification by the United States of America was +deposited with the Director-General of the United Nations +Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization on September 18, +1972, in accordance with paragraph 3 of Article VIII of the Convention +as revised; + +It is provided in paragraph 1 of Article IX of the Convention as +revised that it shall come into force three months after the deposit of +twelve instruments of ratification, acceptance or accession; + +It is provided in paragraph 2(b) of each of the protocols that it +shall enter into force in respect of each State on the date of deposit of +the instrument of ratification, acceptance or accession of the State +concerned or on the date of entry into force of the 1971 Convention with +respect to such State, whichever is the later; and + +Pursuant to the provisions of paragraph 1 of Article IX of the +Convention as revised and paragraph 2(b) of each of the two related +protocols, the Convention as revised, together with the two related +protocols, entered into force on July 10, 1974. + +NOW, THEREFORE, be it known that I, Richard Nixon, President of the +United States of America, proclaim and make public the Convention as +revised, together with the two related protocols, to the end that they +shall be observed and fulfilled with good faith by the United States of +America and by the citizens of the United States of America and all other +persons subject to the jurisdiction thereof. + +IN TESTIMONY WHEREOF, I have signed this proclamation +and caused the Seal of the United States of America to be affixed. + +DONE at the city of Washington this eighteenth day of July in the +year of our Lord one thousand nine hundred seventy-four and of +the independence of [SEAL] the United States of America the one +hundred ninety-ninth. + +Richard Nixon + + +By the President: HENRY A. KISSINGER, Secretary of State + +The Contracting States. + +Moved by the desire to ensure in all countries copyright +protection of literary, scientific and artistic works, + +Convinced that a system of copyright protection appropriate to +all nations of the world and expressed in a +universal convention, additional to, and without impairing +international systems already in force, will ensure respect for the rights +of the individual and encourage the development of literature, the +sciences and the arts, + +Persuaded that such a universal copyright system will facilitate +a wider dissemination of works of the human mind and increase +international understanding, + +Have resolved to revise the Universal Copyright Convention as +signed at Geneva on 6 September 1952 (hereinafter called "the 1952 +Convention"), and consequently, + +Have agreed as follows: + +ARTICLE I + +Each Contracting State undertakes to provide for the adequate +and effective protection of the rights of authors and other copyright +proprietors in literary, scientific and artistic works, including writings, +musical, dramatic and cinematographic works, and paintings, +engravings and sculpture. + +ARTICLE II + +1. Published works of nationals of any Contracting State and +works first published in that State shall enjoy in each other +Contracting State the same protection as that other State accords to +works of its nationals first published in its own territory, as well as the +protection specially granted by this Convention. + +2. Unpublished works of nationals of each Contracting State +shall enjoy in each other Contracting State the same protection as that +other State accords to unpublished works of its own nationals, as well +as the protection specially granted by this Convention. + +3. For the purposed of this Convention any Contracting State +may, by domestic legislation, assimilate to its own nationals any +person domiciled in that State. + +ARTICLE III + +1. Any Contracting State which, under its domestic law, requires +as a condition of copyright, compliance with formalities such as +deposit, registration, notice notarial certificates, payment of fees or +manufacture or publication in that Contracting State, shall regard +these requirements as satisfied with respect to all works protected in +accordance with this Convention and first published outside its +territory and the author of which is not one of its nationals, if from the +time of the first publication all the copies of the work published with +the authority of the author or other copyright proprietor bear the +symbol of a lower case "c" inside of a circle accompanied by the name of +the copyright proprietor and the year of first publication placed in +such manner and location as to give reasonable notice of claim of +copyright. + +2. The provisions of paragraph 1 shall not preclude any +Contracting State from requiring formalities or other conditions for the +acquisition and enjoyment of copyright in respect of works first +published in its territory or works of its nationals wherever published. + +3. The provisions of paragraph 1 shall not preclude any +Contracting State from providing that a person seeking judicial relief +must, in bringing the action, comply with procedural requirements, such +as that the complainant must appear through domestic counsel or that +the complainant must deposit with the court or an administrative +office, or both, a copy of the work involved in the litigation; provided +that failure to comply with such requirements shall not affect the +validity of the copyright, nor shall any such requirement be imposed +upon a national of another Contracting State if such requirement is not +imposed on nationals of the State in which protection is claimed. + +4. In each Contracting State there shall be legal means of +protecting without formalities the unpublished work of nationals of +other Contracting States. + +5. If a Contracting State grants protection for more than one term +of copyright and the first term is for a period longer than one of the +minimum periods prescribed in Article IV, such State shall not be +required to comply with the provisions of paragraph 1 of this Article in +respect of the second or any subsequent term of copyright. + +ARTICLE IV + +1. The duration of protection of a work shall be governed, in +accordance with the provisions of Article II and this Article, by the +law of the Contracting State in which protection is claimed. + +2. (a) The term of protection for works protected under this +Convention shall not be less that the life of the author and twenty- +five years after his death. However, any Contracting State which, +on the effective date of this Convention in that State, has limited +this term for certain classes of works to a period computed from this +first publication of the work, shall be entitled to maintain these +exceptions and to extend them to other classes of works. For all +these classes the term of protection shall not be less than twenty- +five years from the date of first publication. + +(b) Any Contracting State which, upon the effective date of +this Convention in that State, does not compute the term of +protection upon the basis of the life of the author, shall be entitled +to compute the term of protection from the date of the first +publication of the work or from its registration prior to publication, +as the case may be, provided the term of protection shall not be less +than twenty-five years from the date of first publication or from its +registration prior to publication, as the case may be. + +(c) If the legislation of a Contracting State grants two or +more successive terms of protection, the duration of the first term +shall not be less than one of the minimum periods specified in +subparagraphs (a) and (b). + +3. The provisions of paragraph 2 shall not apply to +photographic works or to works of applied art; provided, however, +that the term of protection in those Contracting States which protect +photographic works, or works of applied art in so far as they are +protected as artistic works, shall not be less than ten years for each of +said classes of works. + +4. (a) No Contracting State shall be obliged to grant +protection to a work for a period longer than that fixed for the +class of works to which the work in question belongs, in the case +of unpublished works by the law of the Contracting State of +which the author is a national, and in the case of published +works by the law of the Contracting State in which the work +has been first published. + +(b) For the purposes of the application of subparagraph (a), +if the law of any Contracting State grants two or more +successive terms of protection, the period of protection of that +State shall be considered to be the aggregate of those terms. +However, if a specified work is not protected by such State +during the second or any subsequent term for any reason, the +other Contracting States shall not be obliged to protect it during +the second or any subsequent term. + +5. For the purposes of the application of paragraph 4, the work +of a national of a Contracting State, first published in a non- +Contracting State, shall be treated as though first published in the +Contracting State of which the author is a national. + +6. For the purposes of the application of paragraph 4, in case of +simultaneous publication in two or more Contracting States, the work +shall be treated as though first published in the State which affords +the shortest term; any work published in two or more Contracting States +within thirty days of its first publication shall be considered as having +been published simultaneously in said Contracting States. + +ARTICLE IVbis + +1. The rights referred to in Article I shall include the basic +rights ensuring the author's economic interests, including the exclusive +right to authorize reproduction by any means, public performance and +broadcasting. The provisions of this Article shall extend to works +protected under this Convention either in their original form or in any +form recognizably derived from the original. + +2. However, any Contracting State may, by its domestic +legislation, make exceptions that do not conflict with the spirit and +provisions of this Convention, to the rights mentioned in paragraph 1 of +this Article. Any State whose legislation so provides, shall +nevertheless accord a reasonable degree of effective protection to each +of the rights to which exception has been made. + +ARTICLE V + +1. The rights referred to in Article I shall include the exclusive +right of the author to make, publish and authorize the making and +publication of translations of works protected under this Convention. + +2. However, any Contracting State may, by its domestic +legislation, restrict the right of translation of writings, but only subject +to the following provisions: + +(a) If, after the expiration of a period of seven years from +the date of the first publication of a writing, a translation of +such writing has not been published in a language in general use +in the Contracting State, by the owner of the right of +translation or with his authorization, any national of such +Contracting State may obtain a non-exclusive licence from the +competent authority thereof to translate the work into that +language and publish the work so translated. + +(b) Such national shall in accordance with the procedure of +the State concerned, establish either that he has requested, +and been denied, authorization by the proprietor of the right to +make and publish the translation, or that, after due diligence +on his part, he was unable to find the owner of the right. A +licence may also be granted on the same conditions if all +previous editions of a translation in a language in general use in +the Contracting State are out of print. + +(c) If the owner of the right of translation cannot be found, +then the applicant for a licence shall send copies of his +application to the publisher whose name appears on the work +and, if the nationality of the owner of the right of translation +is known, to the diplomatic or consular representative of the +State of which such owner is a national, or to the organization +which may have been designated by the government of that +State. The licence shall not be granted before the expiration of +a period of two months from the date of the dispatch of the +copies of the application. + +(d) Due provision shall be made by domestic legislation to +ensure to the owner of the right of translation a compensation +which is just and conforms to international standards, to ensure +payment and transmittal of such compensation, and to ensure a +correct translation of the work. + +(e) The original title and the name of the author of the +work shall be printed on all copies of the published +translation. The licence shall be valid only for publication of +the translation in the territory of the Contracting State where +it has been applied for. Copies so published may be imported +and sold in another Contracting State if a language in general +use in such other State is the same language as that into which +the work has been so translated, and if the domestic law in such +other State makes provision for such licenses and does not +prohibit such importation and sale. Where the foregoing +conditions do not exist, the importation and sale of such copies +in a Contracting State shall be governed by its domestic law +and its agreements. The licence shall not be transferred by the +licensee. + +(f) The licence shall not be granted when the author has +withdrawn from circulation all copies of the work. + +ARTICLE Vbis + +1. Any Contracting State regarded as a developing country in +conformity with the established practice of the General Assembly of +the United Nations may, by a notification deposited with the +Director-General of the United Nations Educational, Scientific and +Cultural Organization (hereinafter called "the Director-General") at +the time of its ratification, acceptance or accession or thereafter, avail +itself of any or all of the exceptions provided for in Articles Vter and +Vquater. + +2. Any such notification shall be effective for ten years from the +date of coming into force of this Convention, or for such part of that ten- +year period as remains at the date of deposit of the notification, and +may be renewed in whole or in part for further periods of ten years each +if, not more than fifteen or less than three months before the expiration +of the relevant ten-year period, the contracting State deposits a further +notification with the Director-General. Initial notifications may also +be made during these further periods of ten years in accordance with +the provisions of this Article. + +3. Notwithstanding the provisions of paragraph 2, a +Contracting State that has ceased to be regarded as a developing +country as referred to in paragraph 1 shall no longer be entitled to +renew its notification made under the provisions of paragraph 1 or 2, +and whether or not it formally withdraws the notification such State +shall be precluded from availing itself of the exceptions provided for in +Articles Vter and Vquater at the end of the current ten-year period, or +at the end of three years after it has ceased to be regarded as a +developing country, whichever period expires later. + +4. Any copies of a work already made under the exceptions +provided for in Articles Vter and Vquater may continue to be +distributed after the expiration of the period for which notifications +under this Article were effective until their stock is exhausted. + +5. Any Contracting State that has deposited a notification in +accordance with Article XIII with respect to the application of this +Convention to a particular country or territory, the situation of which +can be regarded as analogous to that of the States referred to in +paragraph 1 of this Article, may also deposit notifications and renew +them in accordance with the provisions of this Article with respect to +any such country or territory. During the effective period of such +notifications, the provisions of Articles Vter and Vquater may be +applied with respect to such country or territory. The sending of copies +from the country or territory to the Contracting State shall be +considered as export within the meaning of Articles Vter and Vquater. + + +ARTICLE Vter + +1. (a) Any Contracting State to which Article Vbis (1) applies +may substitute for the period of seven years provided for in +Article V(2) a period of three years or any longer period +prescribed by its legislation. However, in the case of a +translation into a language not in general use in one or more +developed countries that are party to this Convention or only +the 1952 Convention, the period shall be one year instead of +three. + +(b) A Contracting State to which Article Vbis (1) applies +may, with the unanimous agreement of the developed countries +party to this Convention or only the 1952 Convention and in +which the same language is in general use, substitute, in the +case of translation into that language, for the period of three +years provided for in sub-paragraph (a) another period as +determined be such agreement but not shorter than one year. +However, this sub-paragraph shall not apply where the +language in question is English, French or Spanish. +Notification of any such agreement shall be made to the +Director-General. + +(c) The licence may only be granted if the applicant, in +accordance with the procedure of the State concerned, +establishes either that he has requested, and been denied, +authorization by the owner of the right of translation, or that, +after due diligence on his part, he was unable to find the owner +of the right. At the same time as he makes his request he shall +inform either the International Copyright Information Centre +established by the United Nations Educational, Scientific and +Cultural Organization or any national or regional information +centre which may have been designated in a notification to +that effect deposited with the Director-General by the +government of the State in which the publisher is believed to +have his principal place of business. + +(d) If the owner of the right of translation cannot be found, +the applicant for a licence shall send, by registered airmail, +copies of his application to the publisher whose name appears +on the work and to any national or regional information centre +as mentioned in sub-paragraph (c). If no such centre is notified +he shall also send a copy to the international copyright +information centre established by the United Nations +Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization. + +2. (a) Licenses obtainable after three years shall not be +granted under this Article until a further period of six months +has elapsed and licenses obtainable after one year until a +further period of nine months has elapsed. The further period +shall begin either from the date of the request for permission to +translate mentioned in paragraph 1 (c) or, if the identity or +address of the owner of the right of translation is not known, +from the date of dispatch of the copies of the application for a +licence mentioned in paragraph 1(d). + +(b) Licenses shall not be granted if a translation has been +published by the owner of the right of translation or with his +authorization during the said period of six or nine months. + +3. Any licence under this Article shall be granted only for the +purpose of teaching, scholarship or research. + +4. (a) Any licence granted under this Article shall not extend +to the export of copies and shall be valid only for publication in +the territory of the Contracting State where it has been +applied for. + +(b) Any copy published in accordance with a licence granted +under this Article shall bear a notice in the appropriate +language stating that the copy is available for distribution +only in the Contracting State Granting the licence. If the +writing bears the notice specified in Article III (1) the copies +shall bear the same notice. + +(c) The prohibition of export provided for in sub-paragraph (a) +shall not apply where a governmental or other public entity +of a State which has granted a licence under this Article to +translate a work into a language other than English, French or +Spanish sends copies of a translation prepared under such +licence to another country if: + +(i) the recipients are individuals who are nationals of +the Contracting State granting the licence, or organizations +grouping such individuals; + +(ii) the copies are to be used only for the purpose of +teaching, scholarship or research; + +(iii) the sending of the copies and their subsequent +distribution to recipients is without the object of +commercial purpose; and + +(iv) the country to which the copies have been sent has +agreed with the Contracting State to allow the receipt, +distribution or both and the Director-General has been +notified of such agreement by any one of the governments +which have concluded it. + +5. Due provision shall be made at the national level to ensure: + +(a) that the licence provides for just compensation that is +consistent with standards of royalties normally operating in +the case of licenses freely negotiated between persons in the two +countries concerned; and + +(b) payment and transmittal of the compensation; however, +should national currency regulations intervene, the competent +authority shall make all efforts, by the use of international +machinery, to ensure transmittal in internationally convertible +currency or its equivalent. + +6. Any licence granted by a Contracting State under this Article +shall terminate if a translation of the work in the same language with +substantially the same content as the edition in respect of which the +licence was granted is published in the said State by the owner of the +right of translation or with his authorization, at a price reasonably +related to that normally charged in the same State for comparable +works. Any copies already made before the licence is terminated may +continue to be distributed until their stock is exhausted. + +7. For works which are composed mainly of illustrations a +licence to translate the text and to reproduce the illustrations may be +granted only if the conditions of Article Vquater are also fulfilled. + +8. (a) A licence to translate a work protected under this +Convention, published in printed or analogous forms of +reproduction, may also be granted to a broadcasting +organization having its headquarters in a Contracting State to +which Article Vbis (1) applies, upon an application made in +that State by the said organization under the following +conditions: + +(i) the translation is made from a copy made and +acquired in accordance with the laws of the Contracting +State; + +(ii) the translation is for use only in broadcasts +intended exclusively for teaching or for the dissemination +of the results of specialized technical or scientific research +to experts in a particular profession; + +(iii) the translation is used exclusively for the purposes +set out in condition (ii), through broadcasts lawfully made +which are intended for recipients on the territory of the +Contracting State, including broadcasts made through the +medium of sound or visual recordings lawfully and +exclusively made for the purpose of such broadcasts; + +(iv) sound or visual recordings of the translation may be +exchanged only between broadcasting organizations having +their headquarters in the Contracting State granting the +licence; and + +(v) all uses made of the translation are without any +commercial purpose. + +(b) Provided all of the criteria and conditions set out in +subparagraph (a) are met, a licence may also be granted to a +broadcasting organization to translate any text incorporated in +an audio-visual fixation which was itself prepared and +published for the sole purpose of being used in connexion with +systematic instructional activities. + +(c) Subject to sub-paragraphs (a) and (b), the other +provisions of this Article shall apply to the grant and exercise +of the licence. + +9. Subject to the provisions of this Article, any licence granted +under this Article shall be governed by the provisions of Article V, and +shall continue to be governed by the provisions of Article V and of this +Article, even after the seven-year period provided for in Article V (2) +has expired. However, after the said period has expired, the licensee +shall be free to request that the said licence be replaced by a new +licence governed exclusively by the provisions of Article V. + +ARTICLE Vquater + +1. Any Contracting State to which Article Vbis (1) applies may +adopt the following provisions: + +(a) If, after the expiration of (i) the relevant period +specified in sub-paragraph (c) commencing from the date of +first publication of a particular edition of a literary, scientific +or artistic work referred to in paragraph 3, or (ii) any longer +period determined by national legislation of the State, copies +of such edition have not been distributed in that State to the +general public or in connexion with systematic instructional +activities at a price reasonably related to that normally +charged in the State for comparable works, by the owner of the +right of reproduction or with his authorization, any national of +such State may obtain a non-exclusive licence from the +competent authority to publish such edition at that or a lower +price for use in connexion with systematic instructional +activities. The licence may only be granted if such national, in +accordance with the procedure of the State concerned, +established either that he has requested, and been denied, +authorization by the proprietor of the right to publish such +work, or that, after due diligence on his part, he was unable to +find the owner of the right. At the same time as he makes his +request he shall inform either the international copyright +information centre established by the United Nations +Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization or any +national or regional information centre referred to in sub- +paragraph (d). + +(b) A licence may also be granted on the same conditions if, +for a period of six months, no authorized copies of the edition in +question have been on sale in the State concerned to the general +public or in connexion with systematic instructional activities +at a price reasonably related to that normally charged in the +State for comparable works. + +(c) The period referred to in sub-paragraph (a) shall be +five years except that: + +(i) for works of the natural and physical sciences, +including mathematics, and of technology, the period shall +be three years; + +(ii) for works of fiction, poetry, drama and music, and +for art books, the period shall be seven years. + +(d) If the owner of the right of reproduction cannot be found, +the applicant for a licence shall send, by registered air mail, +copies of his application to the publisher whose name appears +on the work and to any national or regional information centre +identified as such in a notification deposited with the +Director-General by the State in which the publisher is +believed to have his principal place of business. In the absence +of any such notification, he shall also send a copy to the +international copyright information centre established by the +United Nations Education, Scientific and Cultural +Organization. The licence shall not be granted before the +expiration of a period of three months from the date of +dispatch of the copies of the application. + +(e) Licenses obtainable after three years shall not be +granted under this Article: + +(i) until a period of six months has elapsed from the +date of the request for permission referred to in sub- +paragraph (a) or, if the identity or address of the owner of +the right of reproduction is unknown, from the date of the +dispatch of the copies of the application for a licence +referred to in sub-paragraph (d); + +(ii) if any such distribution of copies of the edition as is +mentioned in sub-paragraph (a) has taken place during +that period. + +(f) The name of the author and the title of the particular +edition of the work shall be printed on all copies of the +published reproduction. The licence shall not extend to the +export of copies and shall be valid only for publication in the +territory of the Contracting State where it has been applied +for. The licence shall not be transferable by the licensee. + +(g) Due provision shall be made by domestic legislation to +ensure an accurate reproduction of the particular edition in +question. + +(h) A licence to reproduce and publish a translation of a +work shall not be granted under this Article in the following +cases: + +(i) where the translation was not published by the +owner of the right of translation or with his authorization; + +(ii) where the translation is not in a language in +general use in the State with power to grant the licence. + +2. The exceptions provided for in paragraph 1 are subject to the +following additional provisions: + +(a) Any copy published in accordance with a licence +granted under this Article shall bear a notice in the +appropriate language stating that the copy is available for +distribution only in the Contracting State to which the said +licence applies. If the edition bears the notice specified in +Article III (1), the copies shall bear the same notice. + +(b) Due provision shall be made at the national level to +ensure: + +(i) that the licence provides for just compensation that +is consistent with standards of royalties normally +operating in the case licenses freely negotiated between +persons in the two countries concerned; and + +(ii) payment and transmittal of the compensation; +however, should national currency regulations intervene, +the competent authority shall make all efforts, by the use +of international machinery, to ensure transmittal in +internationally convertible currency or its equivalent. + +(c) Whenever copies of an edition of a work are distributed +in the Contracting State to the general public or in connexion +with systematic instructional activities, by the owner of the +right of reproduction or with his authorization, at a price +reasonably related to that normally charged in the State for +comparable works, any licence granted under this Article shall +terminate if such edition is in the same language and is +substantially the same in content as the edition published +under the licence. Any copies already made before the licence +is terminated may continue to be distributed until their stock is +exhausted. + +(d) No licence shall be granted when the author has +withdrawn from circulation all copies of the edition in +question. + +3. (a) Subject to sub-paragraph (b), the literary, scientific or +artistic works to which this Article applies shall be limited to +works published in printed or analogous forms of reproduction. + +(b) The provisions of this Article shall also apply to +reproduction in audio-visual form of lawfully made audio- +visual fixations including any protected works incorporated +therein and to the translation of any incorporated text into a +language in general use in the State with power to grant the +licence; always provided that the audio-visual fixations in +question were prepared and published for the sole purpose of +being used in connexion with systematic instructional activities. + +ARTICLE VI + +"Publication", as used in this Convention, means the +reproduction in tangible form and the general distribution to the public +of copies of a work from which it can be read or otherwise visually +perceived. + +ARTICLE VII + +This Convention shall not apply to works or rights in works +which, at the effective date of this Convention in a Contracting State +where protection is claimed, are permanently in the public domain in +the said Contracting State. + +ARTICLE VIII + +1. This Convention, which shall bear the date of 24 July 1971, +shall be deposited with the Director-General and shall remain open +for signature by all States party to the 1952 Convention for a period of +120 days after the date of this Convention. It shall be subject to +ratification or acceptance by the signatory States. + +2. Any State which has not signed this Convention may accede +thereto. + +3. Ratification, acceptance or accession shall be effected by the +deposit of an instrument to that effect with the Director-General. + +ARTICLE IX + +1. This Convention shall come into force three months after the +deposit of twelve instruments of ratification, acceptance or accession. + +2. Subsequently, this Convention shall come into force in respect +of each State three months after that State has deposited its +instrument of ratification, acceptance or accession. + +3. Accession to this Convention by a State not party to the 1952 +Convention shall also constitute accession to that Convention; however, +if its instrument of accession is deposited before this Convention comes +into force, such State may make its accession to the 1952 Convention +conditional upon the coming into force of this Convention. After the +coming into force of this Convention, no State may accede solely to the +1952 Convention. + +4. Relations between States party to this Convention and States +that are party only to the 1952 Convention, shall be governed by the +1952 Convention. However, any State party only to the 1952 Convention +may, by a notification deposited with the Director-General, declare +that it will admit the application of the 1971 Convention to works of +its nationals or works first published in its territory by all States party +to this Convention. + +ARTICLE X + +1. Each Contracting State undertakes to adopt, in accordance +with its Constitution, such measures as are necessary to ensure the +application of this Convention. + +2. It is understood that at the date this Convention comes into +force in respect of any State, that State must be in a position under its +domestic law to give effect to the terms of this Convention. + +ARTICLE XI + +1. An Intergovernmental Committee is hereby established with +the following duties: + +(a) to study the problems concerning the application and +operation of the Universal Copyright Convention; + +(b) to make preparation for periodic revisions of this +Convention; + +(c) to study any other problems concerning the international +protection of copyright, in co-operation with the various +interested international organizations, such as the United +Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization, the +International Union for the Protection of Literary and Artistic +Works and the Organization of American States; + +(d) to inform States party to the Universal Copyright +Convention as to its activities. + +2. The Committee shall consist of the representatives of +eighteen States party to this Convention or only to the 1952 Convention. + +3. The Committee shall be selected with due consideration to a +fair balance of national interests on the basis of geographical location, +population, languages and stage of development. + +4. The Director-General of the United Nations Educational, +Scientific and Cultural Organization, the Director-General of the +World Intellectual Property Organization and the Secretary-General +of the Organization of American States, or their representatives, may +attend meetings of the Committee in an advisory capacity. + +ARTICLE XII + +The Intergovernmental Committee shall convene a conference +for revision whenever it deems necessary, or at the request of at least +ten States party to this Convention. + +ARTICLE XIII + +1. Any Contracting State may, at the time of deposit of its +instrument of ratification, acceptance or accession, or at any time +thereafter, declare by notification addressed to the Director-General +that this Convention shall apply to all or any of the countries or +territories for the international relations of which it is responsible and +this Convention shall thereupon apply to the countries or territories +named in such notification after the expiration of the term of three +months provided for in Article IX. In the absence of such notification, +this Convention shall not apply to any such country or territory. + +2. However, nothing in this Article shall be understood as +implying the recognition or tacit acceptance by a Contracting State of +the factual situation concerning a country or territory to which this +Convention is made applicable by another Contracting State in +accordance with the provisions of this Article. + +ARTICLE XIV + +1. Any Contracting State may denounce this Convention in its +own name or on behalf of all or any of the countries or territories with +respect to which a notification has been given under Article XIII. The +denunciation shall be made by notification addressed to the Director- +General. Such denunciation shall also constitute denunciation of the +1952 Convention. + +2. Such denunciation shall operate only in respect of the State +or of the country or territory on whose behalf it was made and shall not +take effect until twelve months after the date of receipt of the +notification. + +ARTICLE XV + +A dispute between two or more Contracting States concerning +the interpretation or application of this Convention, not settled by +negotiation, shall, unless the States concerned agree on some other +method of settlement, be brought before the International Court of +Justice for determination by it. + +ARTICLE XVI + +1. This Convention shall be established in English, French, and +Spanish. The three texts shall be signed and shall be equally +authoritative. + +2. Official texts of this Convention shall be established by the +Director-General, after consultation with the governments concerned, in +Arabic, German, Italian, and Portuguese. + +3. Any Contracting State or group of Contracting States shall be +entitled to have established by the Director-General other texts in the +language of its choice by arrangement with the Director-General. + +4. All such texts shall be annexed to the signed texts of this +Convention. + +ARTICLE XVII + +1. This Convention shall not in any way affect the provisions of +the Berne Convention for the Protection of Literary and Artistic Works +or membership in the Union created by that Convention. + +2. In application of the foregoing paragraph, a declaration has +been annexed to the present Article. This declaration is an integral +part of this Convention for the States bound by the Berne Convention on +1 January 1951, or which have or may become bound to it at a later date. +The signature of this Convention by such States shall also constitute +signature of the said declaration, and ratification, acceptance or +accession by such States shall include the declaration, as well as this +Convention. + +ARTICLE XVIII + +This Convention shall not abrogate multilateral or bilateral +copyright conventions or arrangements that are or may be in effect +exclusively between two or more American Republics. In the event of +any difference either between the provisions of such existing +conventions or arrangements and the provisions of this Convention, or +between the provisions of this Convention and those of any new +convention or arrangement which may be formulated between two or +more American Republics after this Convention comes into force, the +convention or arrangement most recently formulated shall prevail +between the parties thereto. Rights in works acquired in any +Contracting State under existing conventions or arrangements before the +date this Convention comes into force in such State shall not be +affected. + +ARTICLE XIX + +This Convention shall not abrogate multilateral or bilateral +conventions or arrangements in effect between two or more Contracting +States. In the event of any difference between the provisions of such +existing conventions or arrangements and the provisions of this +Convention, the provisions of this Convention shall prevail. Rights in +works acquired in any Contracting State under existing conventions or +arrangements before the date on which this Convention comes into force +in such State shall not be affected. Nothing in this Article shall affect +the provisions of Articles XVII and XVIII. + +ARTICLE XX + +Reservations to this Convention shall not be permitted. + +ARTICLE XXI + +1. The Director-General shall send duly certified copies of this +Convention to the States interested and to the Secretary-General of the +United Nations for registration by him. + +2. He shall also inform all interested States of the +ratifications, acceptances, accessions which have been deposited, the +date on which this Convention comes into force, the notifications under +this Convention and denunciations under Article XIV. + +APPENDIX DECLARATION RELATING TO ARTICLE XVII + +The States which are members of the International Union for +the Protection of Literary and Artistic Works (hereinafter called "the +Berne Union") and which are signatories of this Convention, + +Desiring to reinforce their mutual relations on the basis of the +said Union and to avoid any conflict which might result from the +coexistence of the Berne Convention and the Universal Copyright +Convention, + +Recognizing the temporary need of some States to adjust their +level of copyright protection in accordance with their stage of cultural, +social and economic development, + +Have, by common agreement, accepted the terms of the +following declaration: + +(a) Except as provided by paragraph (b), works which, +according to the Berne Convention, have as their country of +origin a country which has withdrawn from the Berne Union +after 1 January 1951, shall not be protected by the Universal +Copyright Convention in the countries of the Berne Union; + +(b) Where a Contracting State is regarded as a developing +country in conformity with the established practice of the +General Assembly of the United Nations, and has deposited +with the Director-General of the United Nations Educational, +Scientific and Cultural Organization, at the time of its +withdrawal from the Berne Union, a notification to the effect +that it regards itself as a developing country, the provisions of +paragraph (a) shall not be applicable as long as such State +may avail itself of the exceptions provided for by this +Convention in accordance with Article Vbis; + +(c) The Universal Copyright Convention shall not be +applicable to the relationships among countries of the Berne +Union in so far as it relates to the protection of works having as +their country of origin, within the meaning of the Berne +Convention, a country of the Berne Union. + + +RESOLUTION CONCERNING ARTICLE XI + +The Conference for Revision of the Universal Copyright +Convention, Having considered the problems relating to the +Intergovernmental Committee provided for in Article XI of this +Convention, to which this resolution is annexed, + +Resolves that: + +1. At its inception, the Committee shall include representative +of the twelve States members of the Intergovernmental Committee +established under Article XI of the 1952 Convention and the resolution +annexed to it, and, in addition, representatives of the following States: +Algeria, Australia, Japan, Mexico, Senegal and Yugoslavia. + +2. Any States that are not party to the 1952 Convention and +have not acceded to this Convention before the first ordinary session of +the Committee following the entry into force of this Convention shall +be replaced by other States to be selected by the Committee at its first +ordinary session in conformity with the provisions of Article XI (2) and +(3). + +3. As soon as this Convention comes into force the Committee as +provided for in paragraph 1 shall be deemed to be constituted in +accordance with Article XI of this Convention. + +4. A session of the Committee shall take place with one year +after the coming into force of this Convention; thereafter the +Committee shall meet in ordinary session at intervals of not more than +two years. + +5. The Committee shall elect its Chairman and two Vice- +Chairmen. It shall establish its Rules of Procedure having regard to +the following principles: + +(a) The normal duration of the term of office of the members +represented on the Committee shall be six years with one-third +retiring every two years, it being however understood that, of +the original terms of office, one-third shall expire at the end of +the Committee's second ordinary session which will follow the +entry into force of this Convention, a further third at the end of +its third ordinary session, and the remaining third at the end of +its fourth ordinary session. + +(b) The rules governing the procedure whereby the +Committee shall fill vacancies, the order in which terms of +membership expire, eligibility for reelection, and election +procedures, shall be based upon a balancing of the needs for +continuity of membership and rotation of representation, as +well as the considerations set out in Article XI (3). + +Expresses the wish that the United Nations Educational, +Scientific and Cultural Organization provide its Secretariat. + +In faith whereof the undersigned, having deposited their +respective full powers, have signed this Convention. + +DONE at Paris, this twenty-fourth day of July 1971, in a single copy. + + +PROTOCOL 1 + +Annexed to the Universal Copyright Convention as revised at +Paris on 24 July 1971 concerning the application of that Convention to +works of Stateless persons and refugees + +The States party hereto, being also party to the Universal +Copyright Convention as revised at Paris on 24 July 1971 (hereinafter +called "the 1971 Convention"), + +Have accepted the following provisions: + +1. Stateless persons and refugees who have their habitual +residence in a State party to this Protocol shall, for the purposes of the +1971 Convention, be assimilated to the nationals of that State. + +2. (a) This Protocol shall be signed and shall be subject to +ratification or acceptance, or may be acceded to, as if the +provisions of Article VIII of the 1971 Convention applied +hereto. + +(b) This Protocol shall enter into force in respect of each +State, on the date of deposit of the instrument of ratification, +acceptance or accession of the State concerned or on the date of +entry into force of the 1971 Convention with respect to such +State, whichever is the later. + +(c) On the entry into force of this Protocol in respect of a +State not party to Protocol 1 annexed to the 1952 Convention, +the latter Protocol shall be deemed to enter into force in respect +of such State. + +In faith whereof the undersigned, being duly authorized +thereto, have signed this Protocol. + +Done at Paris this twenty-fourth day of July 1971, in the +English, French and Spanish languages, the three texts being equally +authoritative, in a single copy which shall be deposited with the +Director-General of the United Nations Educational, Scientific and +Cultural Organization. The Director-General shall send certified +copies to the signatory States, and to the Secretary-General of the +United Nations for registration. + +PROTOCOL 2 + +Annexed to the Universal Copyright convention as revised at +Paris on 24 July 1971 concerning the application of that Convention to +the works of certain international organizations + +The States party hereto, being also party to the Universal +Copyright Convention as revised at Paris on 24 July 1971 (hereinafter +called "the 1971 Convention"), + +Have accepted the following provisions: + +1. (a) The protection provided for in Article II (1) of the 1971 +Convention shall apply to works published for the first time by +the United Nations by the Specialized Agencies in +relationship therewith, or by the Organization of American +States. + +(b) Similarly, Article II (2) of the 1971 Convention shall +apply to the said organization or agencies. + +2. (a) This Protocol shall be signed and shall be subject to +ratification or acceptance, or may be acceded to, as if the +provisions of Article VIII of the 1971 Convention applied +hereto. + +(b) This Protocol shall enter into force for each State on the +date of deposit of the instrument of ratification, acceptance or +accession of the State concerned or on the date of entry into force +of the 1971 Convention with respect to such State, whichever is +the later. + +In faith whereof the undersigned, being duly authorized +thereto, have signed this Protocol. + +Done at Paris, this twenty-fourth day of July 1971, in the +English, French and Spanish languages, the three texts being equally +authoritative, in a single copy which shall be deposited with the +Director-General of the United Nations Educational, Scientific and +Cultural Organization. The Director-General shall send certified +copies to the signatory States, and to the Secretary-General of the +United Nations for registration. + +Certified a true and complete copy of the original of the +Universal Copyright Convention as revised at Paris on 24 July 1971, of +the Protocol 1 annexed to the Universal Copyright Convention as +revised at Paris on 24 July 1971 concerning the application of that +Convention to works of Stateless persons and refugees and of the +Protocol 2 annexed to the Universal Copyright Convention as revised at +Paris on 24 July 1971 concerning the application of that Convention to +the works of certain international organizations. + +Paris, 24. 12. 1971 Claude Lussier. + +Director, Office of International Standards and Legal Affairs, +United Nations Educational, Scientific and Cultural Organization. + diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usurpcht.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usurpcht.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..dd49367e --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/USU/usurpcht.txt @@ -0,0 +1,218 @@ +USURPCHT.TXT | Exact information on USURPER 007 Armor, Magic, and Healings! +THIS IS GREMLINWARE, PLEASE DISTRIBUTE FREELY! +I, Tom Snyder, am not affiliated with the game or knownest by its authors. +I cannot guarantee the accuracy of this info even though I have triple +checked it. I am only human, so mistakes may have been made. +All comments/questions/suggestions/registrations should be directed to my +person at the address shown at the end of this file. Thank you. + +The abbreviations are as follows; ARmor, HitPoints, StaMina, MaNa, STrength, + CHarisma, DeFense, DeXterity, WiSdom, AGility, ATtack. + +ARMOR +## Item Gold AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures +--Body +01 Grass Coat 50 10 +02 Wool Coat 300 20 1 1 +03 Cloth 250 10 +04 Leather Vest 500 20 +05 Cardigan 1300 20 5 8 Blindness +06 Pink Sweater 1200 10 100 +07 Plate Mail 1500 40 +08 Corset 2500 20 5 5 5 +09 Bathing Cos 5500 40 50 50 +10 Anorak 19800 140 35 150 150 +11 Sable Coat 3700 50 +12 T-Shirt 150 10 +13 Heavy Leath 3000 50 +14 Banded Mail 4500 60 +15 Ball-Gown 16000 70 150 25 150 +--Shields AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures +16 Straw Shiel 500 10 +17 Wooden Shie 1000 20 +18 Leather Shi 2000 30 +19 Reinforced 4500 40 +20 Small Iron 6700 50 +21 Iron Shield 7500 60 +22 Orc Infantr 10000 70 +23 Dragon Shie 15000 80 10 +24 Wolf Shield 25000 90 2 +25 Turtle Shel 45000 110 10 +26 Elephant Sh 65000 120 13 +27 Ivory Shiel 81000 100 35 10 +28 Moon Shield 81000 30 35 10 Leprosy +--Head AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures +29 Grass Helme 100 10 +30 Old Crown 150 10 -1 +31 Flat Cap 2500 20 +32 Bathing Cap 7500 40 15 100 100 Smallpox +33 Curlers 75 10 +34 Green Beret 7000 40 +35 Stetson 17000 70 15 15 +36 Panama 10000 45 10 25 +37 Fez 7000 30 15 35 +38 Wooly Hat 1700 10 +39 Sombrero 5800 70 3 Measles +40 Wool Cap 150 10 +41 Straw Hat 250 20 1 +42 Leather Hel 1000 50 +43 Stone Helme 2500 100 -2 +44 Brass Helme 3750 80 5 +45 Iron Helmet 5500 120 +46 Silver Helm 10500 150 10 +47 Bowler 550 10 10 +48 Bronze Helm 17900 200 +49 Wig 4500 10 40 +50 Top Hat 7500 50 5 15 5 15 +51 Black Hood 2000 70 +52 Feathers 6700 20 -5 10 +53 White Helme 25000 300 +54 Glass Helme 36800 280 -5 50 -2 8 8 28 +--Face AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures +55 Monocle 2500 20 20 20 +56 Veil 9400 10 15 50 5 Measles +57 Whiskers 250 10 15 +58 False Nose 150 10 10 +59 Death Mask 5000 50 +60 Crape 2500 10 +61 Crazy Goggl 750 20 15 15 +62 Black Mask 10000 70 70 +--Arm AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures +63 Grass Strap 250 10 +64 Wool Straps 1000 20 +65 Leather Str 2500 30 +--Hand AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures +66 Grass Glove 250 10 +67 Wool Gloves 750 20 +68 Navy Gloves 2700 40 30 30 +69 Heavy Leath 3500 40 5 +--Feet AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures +70 Grass Boots 250 10 +71 Wool Boots 500 20 +72 Slippers 800 30 45 +73 Leather Boo 1000 30 +74 Reinforced 2000 40 +75 Iron Boots 4500 50 -5 -2 +76 Roller-Skat 11000 150 25 +77 Red Pumps 7000 10 15 +78 Elven Hunti 27000 70 20 10 30 Blindness +--Cloaks AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures +79 White Robe 500 10 +80 Trench Coat 650 20 5 +81 Kimono 1600 30 50 50 Smallpox +82 Toga 2600 30 55 Measles +83 Cowhide 7500 30 15 +84 Dusty Robe 10500 20 10 10 +85 Green Robe 25000 50 15 +86 Judge-Gown 17000 80 150 15 150 +--Leg AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures +87 Grass Pants 250 10 +88 Wool Pants 750 20 +89 Gabardine T 1750 10 10 5 20 +90 Flannels 1500 30 +91 Rocky Jeans 1250 30 +92 Short Pants 5000 60 5 +93 Leather Pan 2000 30 +94 Reinforced 5500 40 +95 Troll Pants 9500 60 5 +96 Cotton Pant 3500 30 5 +----------------------------------------------------------------------------- +============================================================================= +----------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Abbreviations are the same, though not in the same order. +MAGIC ITEMS +## Item Gold AR HP MN AT SM AG DF ST CH WS DX Cures +01 Copper Ring 1500 10 15 +02 Steel Ring 25000 10 15 Smallpox +03 Gold Ring 90000 70 90 +04 Green Neckl 1500 25 +05 Cowbell 500 10 20 +06 Bib 5 -20 -2 -20 -20 -20 (cursed) +07 Iron Neckla 7500 40 -5 -5 +08 Grass Skirt 500 10 +09 Leather Ski 1500 30 1 +10 Heavy Leath 5500 50 5 +11 Ivory Belt 8900 10 +12 Yellow Belt 25 -20 -2 -2 -20 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 (cursed) +13 Grass Belt 150 10 Blindness +14 Golden Apro 25000 50 30 70 70 +15 Pink Skirt 2500 30 +----------------------------------------------------------------------------- +============================================================================= +----------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Abbreviations are the same, though not in the same order. +HEALINGS +## Item Gold MN HP AG AR DF SM ST Cures +01 Red Balloon 10 10 +02 Deer Horn 10600 18 20 10 14 10 +03 Blue Stone 6500 35 25 +04 Bath Brush 75 15 Smallpox +----------------------------------------------------------------------------- +============================================================================= +----------------------------------------------------------------------------- +I have found your information usefull so please accept my $5.00! 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+[ ] I checked this box because I am a weenie. +[ ] I have enclosed an additional $__.__ just because I liked your info alot! + +Mail to me at; + Tom Snyder + 19532 Midway Blvd. + Port Charlotte, FL + 33948-7642 + +GREATLY APPRECIATED COMMENTS: _______________________________________________ + +_____________________________________________________________________________ + +_____________________________________________________________________________ + +_____________________________________________________________________________ + +____________________________________________________________________________! + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + + diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UTM.1 b/textfiles.com/magazines/UTM.1 new file mode 100644 index 00000000..8e5047fe --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UTM.1 @@ -0,0 +1,28 @@ + +T E X T F I L E S + +

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+Note on this directory: I am very aware there are a lot +of doubled files, and files desperately needing some editing. When I +have personally verified which of two files is the more complete, I +will make it the "canonical" version. Currently, I am just trying to +compile a rough, "version 1.0" version of my textfile collection, +with as little lost data as possible; this will be refined in the near +future. Volunteers are always welcome. + + + diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UTM/tmag01.phk b/textfiles.com/magazines/UTM/tmag01.phk new file mode 100644 index 00000000..f4e84031 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UTM/tmag01.phk @@ -0,0 +1,48 @@ + file ()1 out of ()6 +[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ ] ] +[] uNDERGR()UD tECHN()L()GIES mAGAZINE UK [] +[] volume 1, issue 1 jULY 1994 [] +[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][ + +Highway radar jamming by The Jolly Roger + +Most drivers wanting to make better time on the open road will +invest in one of those expensive radar detectors. However, this +device will not work against a gun type radar unit in which the +radar signal is not present until the cop has your car in his +sights and pulls the trigger. Then it is TOO LATE for you to slow +down. A better method is to continuously jam any signal with a +radar signal of your own. I have tested this idea with the +cooperation of a local cop and found that his unit reads random +numbers when my car approached him. It is suprisingly easy to make +a low power radar transmitter. A nifty little semiconductor called +a Gunn Diode will generate microwaves when supplied with the 5 to +10 volt DC and enclosed in the correct size cavity (resonater). An +8 to 3 terminal regulator can be used to get this voltage from a +car's 12v system. However, the correct construction and tuning of +the cavity is difficult without good microwave measurement +equipment. Police radars commonly operate on the K band at 22 ghz. +Or more often on the X band at 10.525 ghz. most microwave intruder +alarms and motion detectors (mounted over automatic doors in +supermarkets & banks, etc.) contain a Gunn type +transmitter/receiver combination that transmits about 10 kilowatts +at 10.525 ghz. These units work perfectly as jammers. If you +cannot get one locally, write to Microwave Associates in +Burlington, Massachusettes and ask them for info on 'Gunnplexers' +for ham radio use. When you get the unit it may be mounted in a +plastic box on the dash or in a weather-proff enclosure behind the +PLASTIC grille. Switch on the power when on an open highway. The +unit will not jam radar to the side or behind the car so don't go +speeding past the radar trap. An interesting phenomena you will +notice is that the drivers who are in front of you who are using +detectors will hit their brakes as you approach large metal signs +and bridges. Your signal is bouncing off of these objects and +triggering their radar detectors! HAVE FUN! + -Jolly Roger- +P.S. If you are interested in this sort of thing, get a copy of +POPULAR COMMUNICATIONS. The ads in there tell you where you can +get all kinds of info on all kinds of neat equipment for all kinds +of neat things! +-------------------------------------- +[to get a GUNN DIODE as mentioned above, get in touch with Cirkit distributation Ltd. on (0992) 441306 or just pick up their summer 1994 catalogue from WH Smiths +(œ1.90), the gunn diodes are on page 189 and cost about œ20 - oPTICAL]. diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UTM/tmag02.phk b/textfiles.com/magazines/UTM/tmag02.phk new file mode 100644 index 00000000..ee25a46d --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UTM/tmag02.phk @@ -0,0 +1,153 @@ + file ()2 out of ()6 +[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]] +[ uNDERGR()UND tECHN()L()GIES mAGAZINE UK ] +[ volume 1, issue 1 jULY 1994 ] +[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][]] + + 0800 # list + +list made MAY 1994 +note: (--------) means line not in use + +0800+ +899 244 possible modem +899 245 jap with music recorded kdd toll free not in service +899 246 jap (residental) ??? +899 257 usa car firm ???? +899 258 no reply +899 259 ------- +899 260 ------- +899 261 not in service +899 262 valley climate control must enter an extension # ( usa ) +899 263 ctc operator +899 264 japan voice + bleep +899 265 usa cant be completed +899 266 no reply +899 267 thorn emi usa +899 268 jap ???? +899 269 no reply +899 270 jap ???? +899 271 just a tone. +899 272 no reply +899 273 usa intern industries +899 274 sex line ?????? +899 275 music kdd not in service +899 276 tone ??? +899 277 fax/modem +899 278 kdd disconected +899 279 european? home # +899 280 faxmodem +899 281 ----- +899 282 jap + tone +899 283 plastic firm usa +899 284 jap +tone +899 285 no connection +899 286 kdd crap +899 287 rings then goes blank ???? +899 288 usa firm ??? +899 289 datatravels emergency service +899 290 ------ +899 291 japan (home) ??? +899 292 modem or fax +899 293 home number (i think) +899 294 continuous tone +899 295 --- +899 296 no reply +899 297 japan firm +899 298 japan recorded +899 299 ------ +899 300------ +899 301----- +899 302--- +899 303 denver enterprises usa +899 304 ---- +899 305 mja america usa +899 306 usa some company ??? +899 307 sydney company ?? +899 308 scanburg support usa ( ask for christian!!) +899 309 scanburg ( they put me on hold) +899 310 the operator told me that the number had been changed 202 466 3667 to 202 942 8788 +899 311 southern matt gloss??? usa +899 312 not very good line (usa) +899 313 usa -------- +899 314 amsco. asked for code then told me to contact nancy hoover on ext. 8436 +899 315 ------ +899 316 home numbe??? +899 317---- +899 318 ---- +899 319 --- +899 320---- +899 321 ---- +899 322 ecowatch??? usa anyway +899 323 sabari ltd usa +899 324 ---- +899 325 business usa +899 326 service securities usa?? +899 327 ---- +899 328 fax or modem +899 329 colors usa ( i spoke to shannen)??? +899 330 ----- +899 331 uk number (home??) +899 332 celltec technology usa +899 333 conference centre usa +899 334 lofts? usa +899 335 ----- +899 336 ---- +899 337--- +899 338 ---- +899 339 ---- +899 340 ---- +899 341-- +899 342--- +899 343 europe? +899 344---- +899 345-- +899 346 medi go usa ??? +899 347 ---- +899 348 fax/modem +899 349 some kind of ctc operator +899 350 engaged!!!!! +899 351 ------ +899 352 european ???? +899 353 ------ +899 354 conference centre press * + confirmation code (american telecom??) +899 355 ------- +899 356 era usa +899 357 universal pictures usa +899 358 unknown (engaged?) +899 359 inovative telecom corporation usa +899 360 fax/modem +899 361 investments usa ???? +899 362 ------ +899 363 ------ +899 364 ---- +899 365 ---- +899 366 some usa travel firm +899 367 leisure services?? usa +899 368 homes and gardens (could it be military) they asked for a rank??? +899 369 ------- +899 370 solicitors??? ask for rhonda +899 371 north american travel usa +899 372 serol products?? usa +899 373 fax/modem +899 374 danmotor customer service usa +899 375 thorn EMI usa +899 376 engaged or out of service +899 377 woman said 'hello' +899 378 ----- +899 379 ----- +[][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] +extra 0800 numbers: + +0800 500 005 - BT NEWS LINE (recorded) +0800 671 441 - BT COMPETITOR INFORMATION FAX DOWNLOAD + + + + + + + + + + diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UTM/tmag03.phk b/textfiles.com/magazines/UTM/tmag03.phk new file mode 100644 index 0000000000000000000000000000000000000000..533c65dece48d1253196377c6bece1015c346641 GIT binary patch literal 2610 zcmc(h&ube;6vxL-TzfYxagtIDxjb@-go4?XWc@JhL9vCcT9JZ(^p{A>IvU9vuXbJS z%861aq>w{zrIb=a65J*shg?E#p$&mRD7_S)LZF9)(m$Y=-rA(!x2qpc4u(*wJo8zN zzw_RknWvr63_a6|TW<&vFmn6Q@?jyihXw3;$Hb5j*GGkjs}O-IR6O5emzRv#L%jSv zD7HqnM#e_RMjzxZP9hm>dpNTQqQY4xnx8;*tLo=nRl~e!!-zgqO zX_aR4i*t*S=t^mp{QS&(DH1J4qH~4(5;byjxsM8^Ji%5L6oo%4VVJV%+O38p;}}_< z*Fr;4&a4zaBqN(mVqJaLfhake%v!^O)in|I?|(_#(5j2=gVf$qr_9XK7XFoh!G_vt?Q)3D68ub z;yuAI0wDnbUGV4#$({!piNIy5=h9VDP}rUGcAU~X!lr_-Oth1jj8Mo%gCLFx1swv0 z=nLx`eHTm{^Ywfv@MfP-F^niLX@?LG2I>pz8&JB5gCI?f#bRXIHr1N)(@C-%nmC?JwTTXpC=q6;$W{^>lPPN~I z6uq9_tMy+RgE=57n(Fa7+HR{!SgLi}#@;BE-#4COP>+and8#;dRsT<4ar`s=Ge^w>)eB7sb$2c%J4Bf#cD2rb*|o zKW!M4)TgMjSuV`vkzZ4*uH)01^eo@>CH6-cWIAo%LS)r!6Ax+C*Ze^&8pm{4-xr_n zyqc*hAN;U_gV|SuW0UHV3na<5JfB({RV=qk8@BBJx_>tKAKyJ50zUx0x$R;T-S2-~aEq(KGvcTN;-EMr T#>e+BV=Lguk!NYqZJ5r#s3+xUE9aw z+p+I;?!DewQzQxq1bm<^2wL@1=*LhA_*SVZNL5u8RiIR=pix15pkG=fBw9sPks$p3 z&pFrQ@g~~}MDXfwd+mGAd0zg{+wt7?U#B)-xGhOO2cEz4FW%ICAW2@lJ>l_6d?bAH z&7bAdpHGsHfs@Ja^ZXuNvhesTK2MUx=QpzM^LO5J_dR!iY4x{PSd7Puw?Fa*dlRn? 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Electronic Magazines: UXU (Underground eXperts United) (1991-2002)

+

+Founded in 1991, based in Sweden, uXu was a good example of a textfile endeavor +where you can actually track the progression of a small social group through nearly +a decade. The files begin with descriptions of the computer "scene" of Sweden, +bombs, technology and eventually expands over the years to journal entries, +musings about philosphy, song lyrics, interviews, and a bunch of nice fellows +just letting you know what they're up to. All in all, good solid quality and +a fascinating study. +

+UXU put out its last issue in 2002. +

+ + + + +
+
Filename
Size
Description of the Textfile
INDEX.000.380 101500
 Index of Files 000 to 380 of uXu, with Long Descriptions +
uxu-000.txt 8069
 An Introduction To uXu by The Chief +
uxu-001.txt 15036
 The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 by The Chief +
uxu-002.txt 29842
 The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 by The Chief +
uxu-003.txt 24977
 The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 by The Chief +
uxu-004.txt 12072
 The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 by The Chief +
uxu-005.txt 14450
 How To Get...Older Women by The Chief +
uxu-006.txt 45536
 The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) by The Chief +
uxu-007.txt 3479
 How To Get Even! by The GNN +
uxu-008.txt 3657
 Car Explosion Look-Alike by The GNN +
uxu-009.txt 1777
 Making A Small Flame Thrower by The GNN +
uxu-010.txt 3218
 Miscellaneous Crimes by The GNN +
uxu-011.txt 6992
 Miscellaneous Terror by The GNN +
uxu-012.txt 3752
 Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist by The GNN +
uxu-013.txt 5345
 Suicide! by The GNN +
uxu-014.txt 39075
 The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 by The Chief +
uxu-015.txt 10490
 uXu Index #1 by The Chief +
uxu-016.txt 8961
 Preventing A Murder by The Chief +
uxu-017.txt 11930
 How To Cause Panic by Phearless +
uxu-018.txt 35330
 Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics by The Chief +
uxu-019.txt 6610
 OOOOoooo! by The Chief +
uxu-020.txt 3134
 How To Shrink A Head by The GNN +
uxu-021.txt 21961
 The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 by The Chief +
uxu-022.txt 4080
 How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) by The Chief +
uxu-023.txt 10060
 Castle Chronicles Chapter One by The Chief +
uxu-024.txt 6798
 Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos by Phearless +
uxu-025.txt 11149
 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" by The Chief11k +
uxu-026.txt 11328
 uXu Index #2 by The Chief +
uxu-027.txt 3972
 The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol by The GNN +
uxu-028.txt 15138
 The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) by The Chief +
uxu-029.txt 3307
 Information Terrorism (At School) by The GNN +
uxu-030.txt 7622
 Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics by Mister Monochrome +
uxu-031.txt 3658
 The Truth by The GNN +
uxu-032.txt 9693
 Castle Chronicles Chapter Two by The Chief +
uxu-033.txt 121904
 uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBSby The Chief +
uxu-034.txt 3651
 The Truth About Women by The GNN +
uxu-035.txt 8378
 Wpoeiwop by The Chief +
uxu-036.txt 12554
 uXu Index #3 by The Chief +
uxu-037.txt 3364
 Anarchist Unite by The GNN +
uxu-038.txt 5446
 A Jolly Good Day In School by The GNN +
uxu-039.txt 2835
 Depth Charge by The GNN +
uxu-040.txt 5349
 Depression by The GNN +
uxu-041.txt 3318
 The Excuse by The GNN +
uxu-042.txt 3576
 Childish Thoughts by Phearless +
uxu-043.txt 3678
 The Anatomy Of Hate by The GNN +
uxu-044.txt 3968
 Golf Ball Enjoyment by Phearless +
uxu-045.txt 2829
 Fun With Electricity by Phearless +
uxu-046.txt 5078
 Acid Human Terrorism by The GNN +
uxu-047.txt 14564
 uXu Index #4 by The Chief +
uxu-048.txt 7717
 AI by The GNN +
uxu-049.txt 3252
 Alarm! by The GNN +
uxu-050.txt 6302
 Castle Chronicles Chapter Three by The Chief +
uxu-051.txt 2823
 How To Deal With The Police by The GNN +
uxu-052.txt 7418
 El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill by The GNN +
uxu-053.txt 10110
 Friday The 17th by The Chief +
uxu-054.txt 5212
 Errors by The GNN +
uxu-055.txt 9157
 Eternal Life by The GNN +
uxu-056.txt 5070
 What Goes Around... by The GNN +
uxu-057.txt 4682
 I Know Who You Are! by The GNN +
uxu-058.txt 12670
 The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info by The Chief +
uxu-059.txt 4171
 Squib Jokeby The GNN +
uxu-060.txt 6418
 The Voice by The GNN +
uxu-061.txt 6831
 Torture With Things Laying Around At Home by The GNN +
uxu-062.txt 17979
 uXu Index #5 by The Chief +
uxu-063.txt 7362
 Divine Problemsby The GNN +
uxu-064.txt 10203
 Castle Chronicles Chapter Fourby The Chief +
uxu-065.txt 8769
 Listen Carefully by The GNN +
uxu-066.txt 11305
 The New Girl at Work by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-067.txt 106097
 The Doors' Complete Lyrics by Quiksilver +
uxu-068.txt 3038
 What Happened? by The GNN +
uxu-069.txt 28651
 The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01 by The Chief +
uxu-070.txt 4938
 A Joke for VMS-Users by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-071.txt 6336
 Judgement Day by The GNN +
uxu-072.txt 17561
 uXu Index #6 by The Chief +
uxu-073.txt 6890
 Electricity by The GNN +
uxu-074.txt 21021
 The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02 by The Chief +
uxu-075.txt 7239
 Toy Soldiers by The GNN +
uxu-076.txt 13916
 The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?" by Phearless +
uxu-077.txt 6025
 The Lost Soul by The GNN +
uxu-078.txt 19287
 How To Get...Older Women Part II by The Chief +
uxu-079.txt 40702
 Smog's Revenge by The GNN +
uxu-080.txt 40142
 The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03 by The Chief +
uxu-081.txt 4519
 Laser Human Terrorism by The GNN +
uxu-082.txt 4650
 The Cure For Paranoia by The GNN +
uxu-083.txt 18626
 uXu Index #7 by The Chief +
uxu-084.txt 12213
 10th Generation by The GNN +
uxu-085.txt 3034
 H0w t0 fix ur kredit! by Sarlo +
uxu-086.txt 5839
 Headhunterby The GNN +
uxu-087.txt 3659
 How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one) by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-088.txt 16307
 Backfire by The GNN/Phearless +
uxu-089.txt 5495
 TIC - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts by Sarlo +
uxu-090.txt 5582
 People of the Elite Scene - Yargh! by The GNN +
uxu-091.txt 2523
 Clean Shaven Beauty by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-092.txt 10754
 Blackstone Rising by Sarlo +
uxu-093.txt 1694
 Meanwhile by The GNN +
uxu-094.txt 22516
 uXu Index #8 by The Chief +
uxu-095.txt 5422
 Feline Superiority by The GNN +
uxu-096.txt 6133
 The Family Man by The GNN +
uxu-097.txt 14073
 Criminal Me or Eat My Confessions Part 1 by Phearless +
uxu-098.txt 8898
 Utopia by The GNN +
uxu-099.txt 6015
 Two Poems in One by Phearless/The GNN +
uxu-100.txt 10884
 A Year With uXu by The Chief +
uxu-101.txt 6849
 Sex! by The GNN +
uxu-102.txt 2401
 Meaning Of Lifeby The GNN +
uxu-103.txt 9648
 Vampires Anno 90's by The GNN +
uxu-104.txt 3158
 Church Of The Re(A)listic by The GNN +
uxu-105.txt 23221
 uXu Index #9 by The Chief +
uxu-106.txt 6834
 What Do You Think About Bleed? by The GNN +
uxu-107.txt 10758
 uXu Lyrics: Curve - Doppelgänger (v2) by The Chief +
uxu-108.txt 5524
 Dental Torture by The GNN +
uxu-109.txt 2961
 Clean Shaven Beauty II by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-110.txt 10291
 The Civilized Primitive Prowler by The GNN +
uxu-111.txt 7577
 Now It Can Be Told - uXu Members Speaks Out by ALL +
uxu-112.txt 14116
 uXu Lyrics: Curve - Pubic Fruit (v3) by The Chief +
uxu-113.txt 8320
 uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Just For a Day (v2) by The Chief +
uxu-114.txt 22907
 Elite Modemtraders by The GNN +
uxu-115.txt 9769
 Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter One by The Chief +
uxu-116.txt 25407
 uXu Index #10 by The Chief +
uxu-117.txt 4110
 The Missionary Man by The GNN +
uxu-118.txt 10003
 I O U by Phearless +
uxu-119.txt 8431
 ...As If Every Day... by The GNN +
uxu-120.txt 11936
 Pleasurehouse Interview by The Chief +
uxu-121.txt 8881
 Perpetum Mobile - Three Poems by The GNN +
uxu-122.txt 17065
 uXu Lyrics: Suredo, Pleasurehouse & A Shrine by The Chief +
uxu-123.txt 7549
 The Open Road Towards The Future by The GNN +
uxu-124.txt 12697
 Everything's Gonna Be Alright... by Phearless +
uxu-125.txt 8744
 They Are Comingby The GNN +
uxu-126.txt 6690
 Why? by The GNN +
uxu-127.txt 26450
 uXu Index #11 by The Chief +
uxu-128.txt 7561
 Als Sprach The GNN - Ten Topics by The GNN +
uxu-129.txt 3714
 The Anatomy Of Boredom by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-130.txt 11675
 Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Two by The Chief +
uxu-131.txt 5692
 Dream On by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-132.txt 9464
 The House Of The Criminally Insane by The GNN +
uxu-133.txt 8485
 The Twelve Miscellaneous Facts About Life by The Chief +
uxu-134.txt 9083
 The Last Night Of The World by The GNN +
uxu-135.txt 6869
 Death Is Rotten by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-136.txt 7819
 Live On Stage Again: Messiah! by The GNN +
uxu-137.txt 27866
 uXu Index #12 by The Chief +
uxu-138.txt 6843
 The Last Frontier by The GNN +
uxu-139.txt 10078
 Letters To The State by Anon. Contributor +
uxu-140.txt 5834
 The Killing Truth by The GNN +
uxu-141.txt 10828
 uXu Lyrics: Curve - Radio Sessions by The Chief11k +
uxu-142.txt 8422
 The Lynch Mob by The GNN +
uxu-143.txt 8280
 Prometheus Symptom by The GNN +
uxu-144.txt 5619
 Vengeance!by Hedge +
uxu-145.txt 6554
 Rage! by The GNN +
uxu-146.txt 2045
 The Power by The GNN +
uxu-147.txt 28931
 uXu Index #13 by The Chief +
uxu-148.txt 280634
 Technophilia by Ikonoklast +
uxu-149.txt 6119
 The Art Of Weirdnessby Bob Slack +
uxu-150.txt 6620
 Declare War! by The GNN +
uxu-151.txt 19897
 Hackers Against The Govt's New World Order by FreeStyle +
uxu-152.txt 10531
 Settle For Nothing by The Chief +
uxu-153.txt 7633
 A Day For Tired People by The GNN +
uxu-154.txt 9964
 Suicidal Maniac's Shitty File by Suicidal Maniac +
uxu-155.txt 8433
 Ripmax Top Tenners by Ripmax +
uxu-156.txt 4475
 The Sad Part Of Raping by Hedge +
uxu-157.txt 8322
 uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Souvlaki by The Chief +
uxu-158.txt 6026
 Exciting Life by The GNN +
uxu-159.txt 19256
 Advanced Phreaking Using Cordless Phones by FreeStyle +
uxu-160.txt 32254
 uXu Index #14 by The Chief +
uxu-161.txt 7709
 An Amazing Christmas Taleby The GNN +
uxu-162.txt 7664
 The Man Behind by The GNN +
uxu-163.txt 9938
 Bob - The Serial Killer by The GNN +
uxu-164.txt 6566
 How To Make a Bomb! by The GNN +
uxu-165.txt 7444
 We Love You, Pigs! by The Chief +
uxu-166.txt 8547
 Interrogation by The GNN +
uxu-167.txt 7702
 Red Team by The GNN +
uxu-168.txt 3161
 10 Ways To Cause Havoc in Public Toiletsby BLaZe +
uxu-169.txt 8138
 The Stand by The GNN +
uxu-170.txt 6510
 A Theory of Justice - The Game Show by The GNN +
uxu-171.txt 11460
 Five Stories From The Metaphysical Workshop by The GNN +
uxu-172.txt 33183
 uXu Index #15 by The Chief +
uxu-173.txt 5447
 The Eternal Machine by The GNN +
uxu-174.txt 8008
 We Are The Robots by Hedge +
uxu-175.txt 3513
 Clean Shaven Beauty III by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-176.txt 8666
 Operation Moon Sucker by The GNN +
uxu-177.txt 5424
 Get Free Stuph and Kill People!!!!!by Basehead +
uxu-178.txt 4382
 How To Talk With ET's Without Being... by Budha & Greg Iloy +
uxu-179.txt 6879
 The Unpaid Workers of Politics by Hedge +
uxu-180.txt 8810
 Wild West by The GNN +
uxu-181.txt 10784
 Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Three by The Chief +
uxu-182.txt 9940
 Who Knows? by The GNN +
uxu-183.txt 34559
 uXu Index #16 by The Chief +
uxu-184.txt 15706
 The GNN's File #100 by The GNN +
uxu-185.txt 4995
 How To Avoid Letter-Bombs by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-186.txt 7987
 Lock-Picking Using The "Lock Clicker" by The GNN +
uxu-187.txt 16808
 Two-Two-Six-Eight by Phearless +
uxu-188.txt 10804
 The Fanatic Hunter by The GNN +
uxu-189.txt 7585
 Methods For Creating A Paranoid Lifestyle by Hedge & by The GNN +
uxu-190.txt 13088
 Gas Station by The GNN +
uxu-191.txt 10805
 How To Get... Older Women Part III by The Chief +
uxu-192.txt 3981
 Final Discovery by The GNN +
uxu-193.txt 4740
 Morality? by Das Model +
uxu-194.txt 6906
 City Of Slaves by The GNN +
uxu-195.txt 5557
 The City by Hedge +
uxu-196.txt 7629
 The Good Life by The GNN +
uxu-197.txt 4687
 Ripmax Top Tenners #2 by Ripmax +
uxu-198.txt 5548
 Cybernetic Escape Route by The GNN +
uxu-199.txt 7477
 Learn To Love Big Brother by The GNN +
uxu-200.txt 21426
 uXu Does Town 1994 by All But Hedge +
uxu-201.txt 13158
 Reincarnation, Inc. by The GNN +
uxu-202.txt 21076
 Time Traveller's Guide - An Introduction by Phearless +
uxu-202.uue 39144
 UUencoded Accompanying Image with UXU-202 +
uxu-203.txt 24543
 Practical Redress by The GNN +
uxu-204.txt 38304
 uXu Index #17 by The Chief +
uxu-205.txt 6620
 Big Bang Phil by The GNN +
uxu-206.txt 21882
 The Nightfly by The GNN +
uxu-207.txt 13121
 Review: 'Bolero' by Jordan Leeby Dee P Binggeli +
uxu-208.txt 5590
 What To Say by The GNN +
uxu-209.txt 7385
 Speech For The Defence by The GNN +
uxu-210.txt 5172
 How To Avoid Getting Hangover by McCoy +
uxu-211.txt 9414
 Three Rendez-vous With The Men Of Power by The GNN +
uxu-212.txt 8900
 Population X by The GNN +
uxu-213.txt 4640
 Poetry Collection 1 by Bob Slack +
uxu-214.txt 6990
 Poetry Collection 2 by Bob Slack +
uxu-215.txt 7574
 Poetry Collection 3 by Bob Slack +
uxu-216.txt 6754
 Fuck You, Stefan Kronqvist by The GNN +
uxu-217.txt 9244
 Psycho(logical)scope by Phearless +
uxu-218.txt 7478
 Everything You Need To Know About Techno by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-219.txt 45984
 The Voter's Paradox by Leon Felkins +
uxu-220.txt 39467
 uXu Index #18 by Phearless/The GNN +
uxu-221.txt 6477
 Escape Macabre, The by The GNN +
uxu-222.txt 4729
 Five Poemsby Mr Dude +
uxu-223.txt 4186
 Final Mistake by The GNN +
uxu-224.txt 3058
 Contemplation In Rain by Hedge +
uxu-225.txt 4830
 Frozen Dreams by The GNN +
uxu-226.txt 39110
 A Cooperative Society by Leon Felkins +
uxu-227.txt 4219
 The uXu Quiz by The GNN +
uxu-228.txt 7182
 Histamin by Pivic +
uxu-229.txt 7888
 Reel by The GNN +
uxu-230.txt 15522
 Poetry Collections by Bob Slack +
uxu-231.txt 7127
 Terror Will Strike by The GNN +
uxu-232.txt 9383
 Sweet Celebration by Hedge +
uxu-233.jpg 45990
 Picture of the makers of uXu (Included for Completeness) +
uxu-233.uue 63392
 UUencoded accompanying image with UXU 233 +
uxu-234.txt 5834
 Future Warby The GNN +
uxu-235.txt 41339
 uXu Index #19 by The Chief +
uxu-236.txt 9879
 Enforced by The GNN +
uxu-237.txt 16195
 HoHoCon '94 Review by Dr. No +
uxu-238.txt 9033
 The Internet Hysteria by The GNN +
uxu-239.txt 9110
 Master Mind by Classified Know +
uxu-240.txt 8473
 Survive IRC by The GNN +
uxu-241.txt 6776
 Ellen Keysby The Chief +
uxu-242.txt 8514
 No More Secrets by The GNN +
uxu-243.txt 2002
 Meaning of? by Polish Polish +
uxu-244.txt 10433
 The New World Order by The GNN +
uxu-245.txt 8514
 Party Timeby Pivic +
uxu-246.txt 10619
 A Slight Miscalculation by The GNN +
uxu-247.txt 5425
 The 'Land by Hollywood +
uxu-248.txt 2949
 What Is This Thing Called Progress? by The GNN +
uxu-249.txt 44576
 uXu Index #20 by The Chief +
uxu-250.txt 8596
 Swift Justice by The GNN +
uxu-251.txt 8510
 Your Own Life by Phearless +
uxu-252.txt 9218
 Letter To a Prisoner by The GNN +
uxu-253.txt 9501
 Guide To a College-Year Abroad by McCoy +
uxu-254.txt 2967
 Is This Art? by The GNN +
uxu-255.txt 6034
 More Time! by Phearless +
uxu-256.txt 9062
 Angelby The GNN +
uxu-257.txt 4052
 Suicidal by The Chief +
uxu-258.txt 8105
 uXu And S.H.A., Facts And Fiction by The GNN +
uxu-259.txt 55289
 Love, Sex And Marriage by Leon Felkins +
uxu-260.txt 10398
 On 'Love, Sex And Marriage' by The GNN +
uxu-261.txt 8805
 A Guide To Paranoia by Phearless +
uxu-262.txt 9784
 To Kill a Bouncer by The GNN +
uxu-263.txt 10115
 The Evil Demon by The Chief +
uxu-264.txt 2635
 David Letterman by Phearless +
uxu-265.txt 10943
 DMV & 2D Bar Codes by Mario +
uxu-266.txt 3179
 Year of Fun by Phearless +
uxu-267.txt 10210
 Respublicaby The GNN +
uxu-268.txt 46814
 uXu Index #21 by The Chief +
uxu-269.txt 6344
 Never Work With Amateurs by The GNN +
uxu-270.txt 2649
 Pray For Me by Phearless +
uxu-271.txt 5925
 American Nightmares by The Chief +
uxu-272.txt 9303
 Dramaby The GNN +
uxu-273.txt 10723
 Only The Lonely by Hedge +
uxu-274.txt 5488
 The Driving Test by The GNN +
uxu-275.txt 3604
 The Wind by Knyttet +
uxu-276.txt 5810
 The Second Excuse by The GNN +
uxu-277.txt 9626
 Boy Racer by Pivic +
uxu-278.txt 7645
 Guardians of The Masses by The GNN +
uxu-279.txt 7275
 Eric's Trip by The Chief +
uxu-280.txt 10585
 Hacker's Paradise by The GNN +
uxu-281.txt 2787
 Ripped Off - Big Time by Phearless +
uxu-282.txt 2640
 Pray For Us by The GNN +
uxu-283.txt 3345
 I Just Fell by Pivic3k +
uxu-284.txt 8977
 The Sentence by The GNN +
uxu-285.txt 2954
 Running by Phearless +
uxu-286.txt 5566
 Stigma by The GNN +
uxu-287.txt 4368
 What Is? by Phearless +
uxu-288.txt 3502
 Orwell-Was-Ten-Years-Late by Pivic +
uxu-289.txt 41559
 uXu Index #22 by Mostly by The Chief +
uxu-290.txt 4840
 How To Hack And Get Caught by Phearless +
uxu-291.txt 7601
 Kraykkono Inn by The GNN +
uxu-292.txt 5798
 Help For The Average by Knyttet +
uxu-293.txt 7153
 Freedom In A Cage by The GNN +
uxu-294.txt 11453
 Comments To The Unabomber Manifesto by Phearless/The GNN +
uxu-295.txt 6842
 Less Known Dilemmas by The GNN +
uxu-296.txt 3815
 A Woman's Conscience by Knyttet +
uxu-297.txt 5696
 The Last Cocktail Party by The GNN/Hedge +
uxu-298.txt 8325
 An Introduction To Beer by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-299.txt 16837
 To Get To The Real Problems by The GNN +
uxu-300.txt 7405
 Paradox Crew by The GNN +
uxu-301.txt 6089
 To Lose Your Religion by Knyttet +
uxu-302.txt 10541
 ABB Part I by The GNN +
uxu-303.txt 6338
 ABB Part II by The GNN +
uxu-304.txt 7375
 ABB Part III by The GNN +
uxu-305.txt 3114
 Loved Anyhow by Knyttet +
uxu-306.txt 2892
 Kicksby The GNN +
uxu-307.txt 4937
 Losers' Guide To Becoming A Successful... by Joseph +
uxu-308.txt 4589
 Five Boxes In The Desert by The GNN +
uxu-309.txt 13566
 A Letter To The Editor by Leon Felkins +
uxu-310.txt 4748
 The Voice by Knyttet +
uxu-311.txt 7604
 Cognitive Neural Hardware And The Nerd by The GNN +
uxu-312.txt 3701
 The Invasion by Phearless +
uxu-313.txt 8897
 Middle Cuts by The Chief +
uxu-314.txt 46806
 uXu Index #23 by The GNN/Phearless +
uxu-315.txt 8209
 The Terrorists of Dissatisfaction by The GNN +
uxu-316.txt 6703
 Alien Invasion by Joseph +
uxu-317.txt 3465
 Daddy's Girl by Knyttet +
uxu-318.txt 3930
 Bitte Denken! by Joseph +
uxu-319.txt 6965
 What Is This Thing Called The System? by The GNN +
uxu-320.txt 3334
 Time by Knyttet +
uxu-321.txt 4827
 Critics by Joseph +
uxu-322.txt 3311
 Staying Sane by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-323.txt 9576
 Don't Date Me by Joseph +
uxu-324.txt 6395
 Games People Play by The GNN +
uxu-325.txt 6456
 Three Ways Total Losers Get Even by The Chief +
uxu-326.txt 5298
 Doing Dunblane by Joseph +
uxu-327.txt 2070
 Struggle by Knyttet +
uxu-328.txt 28051
 A Man In Need by Joseph +
uxu-329.txt 7889
 Under The Surface by The GNN +
uxu-330.txt 5433
 The Second uXu Quiz by uXu +
uxu-331.txt 6688
 A Prayer For War by Hedge +
uxu-332.txt 9715
 Implants by The Chief +
uxu-333.txt 4294
 One Step Forward, Two Back by Joseph +
uxu-334.txt 82166
 Bleed III by The GNN +
uxu-335.txt 2548
 Valentine's Day by Knyttet +
uxu-336.txt 47476
 uXu Index #24 by The Chief +
uxu-337.txt 7668
 6 Four A - Six Short Poems by The GNN +
uxu-338.txt 3973
 Taking a Bus Ride by Knyttet +
uxu-339.txt 15439
 Screenplay: The Last Bullet by The GNN +
uxu-340.txt 3307
 Swedish Moose Surprise by Knyttet +
uxu-341.txt 5603
 The Infinite Wisdom Chip by The GNN +
uxu-342.txt 3634
 Mind Expectations by Knyttet +
uxu-343.txt 3325
 Medieval Dreams by Mercuri +
uxu-344.txt 13951
 Screenplay: In The Colosseum by The GNN +
uxu-345.txt 3203
 Magic by Knyttet +
uxu-346.txt 21596
 Mailing Lists - Part 1 by The Chief +
uxu-347.txt 3681
 Head Full of Chewing Gum by Knyttet +
uxu-348.txt 3889
 Poesis/The Slab1.0 by aleph-6 +
uxu-349.txt 3884
 More Than One Truth by Knyttet +
uxu-350.txt 8779
 The Decline of The Swedish Underground by Dare Devil Show +
uxu-351.txt 3585
 To Make Choices In Life by Knyttet +
uxu-352.txt 17553
 Screenplay: Burn Time by The GNN +
uxu-353.txt 3132
 Why I Prefer To Be a Woman by Knyttet +
uxu-354.txt 12841
 The Internet Word Reference Book - Chapter I by The Chief +
uxu-355.txt 3001
 The Creator by Knyttet +
uxu-356.txt 4679
 Bukowski's Birthday by Joseph +
uxu-357.txt 4580
 Move by Knyttet +
uxu-358.txt 4831
 The Point by The GNN +
uxu-359.txt 3346
 A Teacher's View by Knyttet +
uxu-360.txt 70610
 Screenplay Screen Shots by uXu +
uxu-361.txt 5944
 Her Volvo by Knyttet +
uxu-362.txt 5115
 Three Poems by Scott Poole +
uxu-363.txt 50945
 uXu Index #25 by The Chief51k +
uxu-364.txt 2264
 Seven Steps In The Computer Evolution by The GNN +
uxu-365.txt 3504
 The Big C by Knyttet +
uxu-366.txt 3429
 The Can And The Future by The GNN +
uxu-367.txt 6570
 The Computer Enthusiast by Phearless +
uxu-368.txt 5947
 The Girl And The Robot by The GNN +
uxu-369.txt 5790
 My Best Friend by The Chief +
uxu-370.txt 6717
 The Secret Actors by The GNN +
uxu-371.txt 3162
 Clipped Short And Back by Holly Day +
uxu-372.txt 9669
 The Anatomy Of Pseudo-Science by The GNN +
uxu-373.txt 3023
 A Letter Never Sent by Knyttet +
uxu-374.txt 4245
 The Crowd And The Stigma by The GNN +
uxu-375.txt 4469
 Sucksby DK +
uxu-376.txt 6938
 Power Check by The GNN +
uxu-377.txt 10990
 Marauder by The GNN +
uxu-378.txt 4298
 Sleepy? by Phearless +
uxu-379.txt 11922
 Alienated Relationships by The GNN +
uxu-380.txt 47267
 uXu Index #26 by Bravemoore +
uxu-381.txt 7368
 The Greatest Madnessby The GNN +
uxu-382.txt 4039
 Why I Don't Talk by Joseph +
uxu-383.txt 8522
 The Book by Joseph +
uxu-384.txt 17340
 Philosophy For Beginners by The GNN +
uxu-385.txt 4473
 The Life Of Pac-Man by Intoxicating +
uxu-386.txt 4760
 Stockholm At Midnight by The GNN +
uxu-387.txt 22909
 Scenes Of The Assassin by DisordeR +
uxu-388.txt 6044
 The Real You? by The GNN +
uxu-389.txt 3367
 Cry by Knyttet +
uxu-390.txt 12874
 Encounter With The Populace by Joseph & by The GNN +
uxu-391.txt 3316
 On The Airby HC +
uxu-392.txt 5553
 It Is Not Obvious That A Machine Can Think by The GNN +
uxu-393.txt 4517
 The Argument Of The Atheist by Intoxicating +
uxu-394.txt 9412
 Starving In The Company Of Beautiful Women by Michael W Dean +
uxu-395.txt 8807
 An Ordinary Day In The Life Of Adam by The uXu Crew +
uxu-396.txt 18615
 uXu Index #27 by Bravemoore +
uxu-397.txt 4251
 Detour by The GNN +
uxu-398.txt 3461
 Inner Demons by Knyttet +
uxu-399.txt 4702
 Hypocrite by The GNN +
uxu-400.txt 11286
 For Your Own Good by Joseph +
uxu-401.txt 4662
 Die Old and Avoid Accidents? By Bravemoore +
uxu-402.txt 7658
 My Collection of Rejection Letters by the GNN +
uxu-403.txt 5889
 Firstborn by Knyttet +
uxu-404.txt 11406
 Is Meat Murder? By The GNN +
uxu-405.txt 4368
 Raised Carefully by Bravemoore +
uxu-406.txt 7381
 States of Confusion by The GNN +
uxu-407.txt 5522
 Drunk but Devine by Joseph +
uxu-408.txt 5493
 Pills by The GNN +
uxu-409.txt 5728
 Another Day by Joseph +
uxu-410.txt 18647
 uXu Index #28 - 1-Aug-97 by The GNN +
uxu-411.txt 6191
 Writer's Block By The GNN +
uxu-412.txt 2019
 Introspection by Jay Miller +
uxu-413.txt 4329
 Chest Shot by The GNN +
uxu-414.txt 6756
 A Meager Attempt By Sophia +
uxu-415.txt 3736
 Chen By The GNN +
uxu-416.txt 4912
 The Paradox by Joseph +
uxu-417.txt 38100
 On Friendship By The GNN +
uxu-418.txt 3494
 Old Buk in the Holy City by Moshe Benarroch +
uxu-419.txt 9340
 How to Get More Sex by The GNN +
uxu-420.txt 2184
 Life Is by Bravemoore +
uxu-421.txt 3997
 How Do One FInd New Friends by Knyttet +
uxu-422.txt 8125
 Malfunction By The GNN +
uxu-423.txt 9582
 Modus Operandi By The GNN +
uxu-424.txt 3277
 Neighbor Trouble by Bravemoore +
uxu-425.txt 8502
 The Fictional Parent by The GNN +
uxu-426.txt 4071
 Neighbor Trouble II by The Chief +
uxu-427.txt 6814
 Freudipus by George Kozom +
uxu-428.txt 11570
 Genetic Moralism by The GNN +
uxu-429.txt 19715
 uXu Index #29 - 18-Apr-98 by Bravemoore +
uxu-430.txt 10460
 Virginia is for Fighters by Michael W. Dean +
uxu-431.txt 1761
 Teenage Killer by Bravemoore +
uxu-432.txt 8250
 To Kill Time by The GNN +
uxu-433.txt 35386
 Saving Johnny by Max West +
uxu-434.txt 11398
 The Strangest Thing Happened In Keflavik by The GNN +
uxu-435.txt 16190
 George by DisordeR +
uxu-436.txt 5198
 Conceptual Clarification: Right By The GNN +
uxu-437.txt 6685
 What Happened After By James M. Ramone +
uxu-438.txt 3077
 Brief Note to Headquarters By The GNN +
uxu-439.txt 5505
 Intruder Alert 1991-93 By Clown Manne +
uxu-440.txt 5353
 Black and White by DisordeR +
uxu-441.txt 16566
 Screenplay: The Terrorists by The GNN +
uxu-442.txt 2331
 First Fileby First Kid +
uxu-443.txt 4118
 Forbidden File by The GNN +
uxu-444.txt 2835
 Modern Metaphor by Speed Devil Show +
uxu-445.txt 3460
 Standing Before God by Intoxicating +
uxu-446.txt 15923
 uXu Index #30 by Bravemoore +
uxu-447.txt 30820
 Nicky And The Porn Queen by Rich Logsdon +
uxu-448.txt 1791
 Help by The Dwarf +
uxu-449.txt 4691
 Hacker Ethics by drazQ +
uxu-450.txt 11886
 Sphincter Hatch by Max West +
uxu-451.txt 6048
 The Mystery Of The Dead Fish by The GNN +
uxu-452.txt 2850
 Dream Bursts by Lamont Prell +
uxu-453.txt 3562
 So You Want To Be A Hacker? by drazQ +
uxu-454.txt 4435
 Writhing Wisdom by Janet Buck +
uxu-455.txt 10052
 After Keflavik by The GNN +
uxu-456.txt 5076
 Strangers by Noel Ace +
uxu-457.txt 3829
 Death Is Not The End by GNN/Bravemoore +
uxu-458.txt 4106
 Mudfishes by Robert J Berry +
uxu-459.txt 12772
 Erratic Sleep by Marie Kazalia +
uxu-460.txt 4464
 Inability - Operator's Manual by The GNN +
uxu-461.txt 21675
 Website Oblivion by Max West +
uxu-462.txt 2204
 Teenage Killer Strikes Again by The GNN +
uxu-463.txt 2978
 Five Site Reviews by Speed Devil Show +
uxu-464.txt 9506
 Epoque by The GNN +
uxu-465.txt 17528
 uXu Index #31 by Bravemoore +
uxu-466.txt 4639
 Chapel Mornings by Hedge +
uxu-467.txt 10903
 One Night In The Asshole Saloon by Max West +
uxu-468.txt 5517
 Instant Witness by Bravemoore +
uxu-469.txt 2271
 Stay & Reality - Two Poems by Pam Sanders +
uxu-470.txt 8094
 Bio Hazardby The GNN +
uxu-471.txt 4857
 The Voice Of Destiny by Michael Berman +
uxu-472.txt 8375
 A Man And His Cat by Hedge +
uxu-473.txt 2338
 Nataraja & Silence - Two Poems by Ahila +
uxu-474.txt 5485
 Memento Mori by Blackfire +
uxu-475.txt 6835
 Insignificant Showdown In Central Europe by The GNN +
uxu-476.txt 3497
 Random Thoughts Of Bob Slack by Bob Slack +
uxu-477.txt 29540
 I Am Alex by Rich Logsdon +
uxu-478.txt 31277
 A Trailer Park Fairy Tale by M. James Dinniman +
uxu-479.txt 5525
 Heading For A Dark Future by Blackfire +
uxu-480.txt 3854
 Private Sphere by Speed Devil Show +
uxu-481.txt 7990
 A Happy Christmas Story by Max West +
uxu-482.txt 17080
 uXu Index #32 by The GNN +
uxu-483.txt 5109
 Twist, by the GNN/DCS +
uxu-484.txt 2431
 Of Fear, by Nadene Wiggins +
uxu-485.txt 5474
 The Anatomy of Hate (Revised) by the GNN +
uxu-486.txt 2528
 Riding the 5:15 by BJ Moore +
uxu-487.txt 1934
 A Dish Served Very Cold by Kevin J. Miller +
uxu-488.txt 9295
 Eight Poems, by Robert J. Berry +
uxu-489.txt 1906
 A Conspiracy of One by Kevin J. Miller +
uxu-490.txt 21927
 Mendoza's Jelly Problems, by Max West +
uxu-491.txt 6987
 The Machinery of Desire by the GNN +
uxu-492.txt 11437
 Smoke, by Mobys Dick +
uxu-493.txt 6659
 States of Confusion: Reply to Critics by the GNN +
uxu-494.txt 2356
 The Lost Bar Fight by Jay DeKalb +
uxu-495.txt 4495
 Zula Betula, by Cindy +
uxu-496.txt 2937
 True Robot by the GNN +
uxu-497.txt 3707
 Nothing Comes from Nothing, by Absolute Zero +
uxu-498.txt 16711
 uXu Index #33 - 21-Mar-99 by Bravemore +
uxu-499.txt 14046
 Last Flight to Keflavik by The GNN +
uxu-500.txt 18928
 Just a Number by the uXu Concept +
uxu-501.txt 1856
 Tired, by Mark Broomhall +
uxu-502.txt 11566
 Happiness by Chieftain +
uxu-503.txt 2063
 Five The Younger By Ivy Lou +
uxu-504.txt 4170
 Micro$haft By Stormavik +
uxu-505.txt 1876
 I Carry By Murphdog +
uxu-506.txt 4450
 A Reason Why We Do Not Learn From History By The GNN +
uxu-507.txt 15674
 Toes, Man! By Max West +
uxu-508.txt 4222
 The Change In The Computer Elite By Stormavik +
uxu-509.txt 4012
 While The Rest Of The World Is Asleep By The GNN +
uxu-510.txt 1832
 To Stephen After the Storm By Utahna Faith +
uxu-511.txt 6730
 Peter Haynes International Operations By The GNN +
uxu-512.txt 19680
 The Poetry Of Travis Ray Cole By Travis Ray Cole +
uxu-513.txt 19448
 Jabberwalk With Me By Michael W Dean +
uxu-514.txt 6316
 Diary Entry 81599 By DisordeR +
uxu-515.txt 7911
 Are You A Closet Intellectual? By Gene-Michael Higney +
uxu-516.txt 17850
 uXu Index #34 - 11-Sep-99 By Bravemoore +
uxu-517.txt 1916
 Killers By The GNN +
uxu-518.txt 2110
 We The People & Mythical Advice By Roz +
uxu-519.txt 6574
 In The Western World By Laurence Overmire +
uxu-520.txt 5431
 Aesthetics By The GNN +
uxu-521.txt 32963
 Ionization By Eric Chaet +
uxu-522.txt 4571
 The Investigator's Problem By Bravemoore +
uxu-523.txt 3679
 The Perfect Mechanical Clone By The GNN +
uxu-524.txt 5114
 Regarding My 'Signs' By Eric Chaet +
uxu-525.txt 5366
 End Of Noise By Bravemoore +
uxu-526.txt 4845
 Worlds By The GNN +
uxu-527.txt 3192
 Wild Orchid Moments By Duane Locke +
uxu-528.txt 7807
 Anatomy Of The Cynic By The GNN +
uxu-529.txt 6088
 BBspam v0.1 By The uXu +
uxu-530.txt 14747
 uXu Index #35 - 30-Dec-99 By Bravemoore +
uxu-531.txt 6580
 Fatal Accident Insurance Fraud By Russel Hallberg Jr +
uxu-532.txt 31027
 The Coup By Eric Chaet +
uxu-533.txt 46850
 Old School Collection By DIzzIE +
uxu-534.txt 33097
 Viv's House By Eric Chaet +
uxu-535.txt 2491
 The Day Of The Speed Devil By The GNN +
uxu-536.txt 1947
 Child Molester And More Poetry By Kenneth Pobo +
uxu-537.txt 31015
 The Shunned Consultant By Eric Chaet +
uxu-538.txt 5019
 Poetry Collection By DIzzIE +
uxu-539.txt 9265
 Perpetual Masquerade By The GNN +
uxu-540.txt 8540
 Dostoyevsky And The Brothers Karamazov By Eric Chaet +
uxu-541.txt 5820
 Transparent Ribbon Campaign By The GNN +
uxu-542.txt 2310
 Lost And Found Years By Speed Devil Show +
uxu-543.txt 14798
 uXu Index #36 - 27-Mar-00 By Bravemoore/The GNN +
uxu-544.txt 6119
 Godfather Dad By Russel Hallberg Jr +
uxu-545.txt 37758
 Conveyor By Eric Chaet +
uxu-546.txt 2108
 Yearning For A Fish And Gasoline By Sevrin +
uxu-547.txt 32509
 Song Of A Bird Perched On A Rusty Gear By Eric Chaet +
uxu-548.txt 1994
 We Did Not Whimsy By Mark Phillips +
uxu-549.txt 31235
 People I Met Hitchhiking: Minnesota To Nevada By Eric Chaet +
uxu-550.txt 3413
 Only An Angel By Sevrin +
uxu-551.txt 32219
 Looking Back In Terror By Simon Moleke-Njie +
uxu-552.txt 2858
 Cripple Quota By Bravemoore +
uxu-553.txt 4083
 Collected What Nots By Laura Aurora +
uxu-554.txt 33012
 Manouvers Far From The Front By Eric Chaet +
uxu-555.txt 31117
 Old School Collection II By DIzzIE +
uxu-556.txt 4794
 Central Ideas... Noam Chomsky & Jerry Mander By Eric Chaet +
uxu-557.txt 3569
 Back In New York By Shane Jones +
uxu-558.txt 15636
 uXu Index #37 - 04-Aug-00 By Bravemoore/The GNN +
uxu-559.txt 3496
 Don't Drink the Water By Jason Gurley +
uxu-560.txt 11322
 Freedom By Eric Chaet +
uxu-561.txt 3761
 False Confessions from a Fallen Angel By Laura Aurora +
uxu-562.txt 5450
 How To Maintain Happiness And Relieve Stress By DIzzIE +
uxu-563.txt 21594
 A Saga Of The African Child By Simon Moleke-Njie +
uxu-564.txt 11096
 Review of 'Natural Capitalism' By Eric Chaet +
uxu-565.txt 6711
 Hold On By William Hockney +
uxu-566.txt 7058
 The Day All Words Lost Their Meaning By The GNN +
uxu-567.txt 9646
 DIzzIE Poetry By DIzzIE +
uxu-568.txt 25846
 At A Trailer In The Woods By Eric Chaet +
uxu-569.txt 4755
 Stashu Kapinski In A Family Way By Joseph Lisowski +
uxu-570.txt 24080
 From Warsaw To Room 134 At Debak By Simon Moleke-Njie +
uxu-571.txt 4403
 USA Election 2000 By Eric Chaet +
uxu-572.txt 7145
 Hesiod And The Muse By Doug Tanoury +
uxu-573.txt 3862
 Forest Thump By DIzzIE +
uxu-574.txt 49461
 Ratt-Tat-Tatt By Vasilis Afxentiou +
uxu-575.txt 2888
 Living In Hawaii By Steven Zeigler +
uxu-576.txt 19447
 uXu Index #38 - 17-Dec-00 By The GNN +
uxu-577.txt 14403
 US Reserve Insurance Fraud... By Ralph Singleton Jr +
uxu-578.txt 2406
 Green Leaves & Yellow Flowers By Eric Chaet +
uxu-579.txt 11290
 Eden By Freon +
uxu-580.txt 15096
 Charlie's Exile Blues By Simon Moleke-Njie +
uxu-581.txt 2449
 Little Johny By DIzzIE +
uxu-582.txt 6714
 One World, Ready or Not By Eric Chaet +
uxu-583.txt 3880
 Listen! By Freon +
uxu-584.txt 2124
 Gothenburg City 2001 By Bravemoore/The GNN/Hedge +
uxu-585.txt 15597
 The Sea By Freon +
uxu-586.txt 3444
 Tuchas Offen Tisch by Christopher Mulrooney +
uxu-587.txt 3228
 Two Haikus and One Poem by R K Singh +
uxu-588.txt 45220
 The Midnight Dance At Noon by Simon Moleke-Njie +
uxu-589.txt 11036
 Review: The Crisis of Global Capitalism... by Eric Chaet +
uxu-590.txt 5646
 'Twas the Night Before Christmas by DIzzIE +
uxu-591.txt 12439
 The Spirit of Wigilia Simon by Moleke-Njie +
uxu-592.txt 3654
 I'm Trying by Eric Chaet +
uxu-593.txt 17025
 uXu Index #39 by Bravemoore/The GNN +
uxu-594.txt 2036
 Anthem For Humanity by Eric Chaet +
uxu-595.txt 5353
 Top 10: Why Life Is Like A Bed Of Roses by DIzzIE +
uxu-596.txt 9199
 Sore Loser's Anthology by Freon +
uxu-597.txt 31998
 My Neighbors & I by Eric Chaet +
uxu-598.txt 4825
 Glasgow City 2001 by Various +
uxu-599.txt 4194
 I Dance in Circles from the Bridge by Jay DeKalb +
uxu-600.txt 1555
 Decade. One. uXu. by uXu +
uxu-601.txt 13371
 Second Coming, Limited by Freon +
uxu-602.txt 6784
 Jack & The Reformatory by Eric Chaet +
uxu-603.txt 4251
 Stained Hands by Joseph +
uxu-604.txt 39675
 Majik Lisa by Guliani +
uxu-605.txt 2152
 My Castle Called Life by Matthew Hewitt +
uxu-606.txt 12169
 Five Poems by Eric Chaet +
uxu-607.txt 20311
 Altruism And The Open Source Movement by Freon +
uxu-608.txt 11047
 Personal Essay: Bookwarez & Text File Scene by DIzzIE +
uxu-609.txt 10123
 An Apologetic For The Pretty Pictures by Huewle +
uxu-610.txt 76819
 The Anti-Apocalypse by Peter Hogg +
uxu-612.txt 3026
 Sperm Donor Clown by Rachel I. Dotson +
uxu-613.txt 2315
 From the Deep by Eric Chaet +
uxu-614.txt 7107
 Trotting To China Simon Moleke-Njie +
uxu-615.txt 4096
 Imagine Being In Power by Eric Chaet +
uxu-616.txt 1767
 Bowed heads of Palms by Stephanie +
uxu-617.txt 17357
 uXu Index #40 by Bravemoore/The GNN +

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Electronic Magazines: UXU (Underground eXperts United) (1991-2002)

+

+Founded in 1991, based in Sweden, uXu was a good example of a textfile endeavor +where you can actually track the progression of a small social group through nearly +a decade. The files begin with descriptions of the computer "scene" of Sweden, +bombs, technology and eventually expands over the years to journal entries, +musings about philosphy, song lyrics, interviews, and a bunch of nice fellows +just letting you know what they're up to. All in all, good solid quality and +a fascinating study. +

+UXU put out its last issue in 2002. +

+ + + + +
+
Filename
Size
Description of the Textfile
INDEX.000.380 101500
 Index of Files 000 to 380 of uXu, with Long Descriptions +
uxu-000.txt 8069
 An Introduction To uXu by The Chief +
uxu-001.txt 15036
 The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 by The Chief +
uxu-002.txt 29842
 The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 by The Chief +
uxu-003.txt 24977
 The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 by The Chief +
uxu-004.txt 12072
 The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 by The Chief +
uxu-005.txt 14450
 How To Get...Older Women by The Chief +
uxu-006.txt 45536
 The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) by The Chief +
uxu-007.txt 3479
 How To Get Even! by The GNN +
uxu-008.txt 3657
 Car Explosion Look-Alike by The GNN +
uxu-009.txt 1777
 Making A Small Flame Thrower by The GNN +
uxu-010.txt 3218
 Miscellaneous Crimes by The GNN +
uxu-011.txt 6992
 Miscellaneous Terror by The GNN +
uxu-012.txt 3752
 Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist by The GNN +
uxu-013.txt 5345
 Suicide! by The GNN +
uxu-014.txt 39075
 The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 by The Chief +
uxu-015.txt 10490
 uXu Index #1 by The Chief +
uxu-016.txt 8961
 Preventing A Murder by The Chief +
uxu-017.txt 11930
 How To Cause Panic by Phearless +
uxu-018.txt 35330
 Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics by The Chief +
uxu-019.txt 6610
 OOOOoooo! by The Chief +
uxu-020.txt 3134
 How To Shrink A Head by The GNN +
uxu-021.txt 21961
 The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 by The Chief +
uxu-022.txt 4080
 How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) by The Chief +
uxu-023.txt 10060
 Castle Chronicles Chapter One by The Chief +
uxu-024.txt 6798
 Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos by Phearless +
uxu-025.txt 11149
 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" by The Chief11k +
uxu-026.txt 11328
 uXu Index #2 by The Chief +
uxu-027.txt 3972
 The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol by The GNN +
uxu-028.txt 15138
 The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) by The Chief +
uxu-029.txt 3307
 Information Terrorism (At School) by The GNN +
uxu-030.txt 7622
 Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics by Mister Monochrome +
uxu-031.txt 3658
 The Truth by The GNN +
uxu-032.txt 9693
 Castle Chronicles Chapter Two by The Chief +
uxu-033.txt 121904
 uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBSby The Chief +
uxu-034.txt 3651
 The Truth About Women by The GNN +
uxu-035.txt 8378
 Wpoeiwop by The Chief +
uxu-036.txt 12554
 uXu Index #3 by The Chief +
uxu-037.txt 3364
 Anarchist Unite by The GNN +
uxu-038.txt 5446
 A Jolly Good Day In School by The GNN +
uxu-039.txt 2835
 Depth Charge by The GNN +
uxu-040.txt 5349
 Depression by The GNN +
uxu-041.txt 3318
 The Excuse by The GNN +
uxu-042.txt 3576
 Childish Thoughts by Phearless +
uxu-043.txt 3678
 The Anatomy Of Hate by The GNN +
uxu-044.txt 3968
 Golf Ball Enjoyment by Phearless +
uxu-045.txt 2829
 Fun With Electricity by Phearless +
uxu-046.txt 5078
 Acid Human Terrorism by The GNN +
uxu-047.txt 14564
 uXu Index #4 by The Chief +
uxu-048.txt 7717
 AI by The GNN +
uxu-049.txt 3252
 Alarm! by The GNN +
uxu-050.txt 6302
 Castle Chronicles Chapter Three by The Chief +
uxu-051.txt 2823
 How To Deal With The Police by The GNN +
uxu-052.txt 7418
 El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill by The GNN +
uxu-053.txt 10110
 Friday The 17th by The Chief +
uxu-054.txt 5212
 Errors by The GNN +
uxu-055.txt 9157
 Eternal Life by The GNN +
uxu-056.txt 5070
 What Goes Around... by The GNN +
uxu-057.txt 4682
 I Know Who You Are! by The GNN +
uxu-058.txt 12670
 The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info by The Chief +
uxu-059.txt 4171
 Squib Jokeby The GNN +
uxu-060.txt 6418
 The Voice by The GNN +
uxu-061.txt 6831
 Torture With Things Laying Around At Home by The GNN +
uxu-062.txt 17979
 uXu Index #5 by The Chief +
uxu-063.txt 7362
 Divine Problemsby The GNN +
uxu-064.txt 10203
 Castle Chronicles Chapter Fourby The Chief +
uxu-065.txt 8769
 Listen Carefully by The GNN +
uxu-066.txt 11305
 The New Girl at Work by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-067.txt 106097
 The Doors' Complete Lyrics by Quiksilver +
uxu-068.txt 3038
 What Happened? by The GNN +
uxu-069.txt 28651
 The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01 by The Chief +
uxu-070.txt 4938
 A Joke for VMS-Users by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-071.txt 6336
 Judgement Day by The GNN +
uxu-072.txt 17561
 uXu Index #6 by The Chief +
uxu-073.txt 6890
 Electricity by The GNN +
uxu-074.txt 21021
 The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02 by The Chief +
uxu-075.txt 7239
 Toy Soldiers by The GNN +
uxu-076.txt 13916
 The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?" by Phearless +
uxu-077.txt 6025
 The Lost Soul by The GNN +
uxu-078.txt 19287
 How To Get...Older Women Part II by The Chief +
uxu-079.txt 40702
 Smog's Revenge by The GNN +
uxu-080.txt 40142
 The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03 by The Chief +
uxu-081.txt 4519
 Laser Human Terrorism by The GNN +
uxu-082.txt 4650
 The Cure For Paranoia by The GNN +
uxu-083.txt 18626
 uXu Index #7 by The Chief +
uxu-084.txt 12213
 10th Generation by The GNN +
uxu-085.txt 3034
 H0w t0 fix ur kredit! by Sarlo +
uxu-086.txt 5839
 Headhunterby The GNN +
uxu-087.txt 3659
 How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one) by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-088.txt 16307
 Backfire by The GNN/Phearless +
uxu-089.txt 5495
 TIC - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts by Sarlo +
uxu-090.txt 5582
 People of the Elite Scene - Yargh! by The GNN +
uxu-091.txt 2523
 Clean Shaven Beauty by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-092.txt 10754
 Blackstone Rising by Sarlo +
uxu-093.txt 1694
 Meanwhile by The GNN +
uxu-094.txt 22516
 uXu Index #8 by The Chief +
uxu-095.txt 5422
 Feline Superiority by The GNN +
uxu-096.txt 6133
 The Family Man by The GNN +
uxu-097.txt 14073
 Criminal Me or Eat My Confessions Part 1 by Phearless +
uxu-098.txt 8898
 Utopia by The GNN +
uxu-099.txt 6015
 Two Poems in One by Phearless/The GNN +
uxu-100.txt 10884
 A Year With uXu by The Chief +
uxu-101.txt 6849
 Sex! by The GNN +
uxu-102.txt 2401
 Meaning Of Lifeby The GNN +
uxu-103.txt 9648
 Vampires Anno 90's by The GNN +
uxu-104.txt 3158
 Church Of The Re(A)listic by The GNN +
uxu-105.txt 23221
 uXu Index #9 by The Chief +
uxu-106.txt 6834
 What Do You Think About Bleed? by The GNN +
uxu-107.txt 10758
 uXu Lyrics: Curve - Doppelgänger (v2) by The Chief +
uxu-108.txt 5524
 Dental Torture by The GNN +
uxu-109.txt 2961
 Clean Shaven Beauty II by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-110.txt 10291
 The Civilized Primitive Prowler by The GNN +
uxu-111.txt 7577
 Now It Can Be Told - uXu Members Speaks Out by ALL +
uxu-112.txt 14116
 uXu Lyrics: Curve - Pubic Fruit (v3) by The Chief +
uxu-113.txt 8320
 uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Just For a Day (v2) by The Chief +
uxu-114.txt 22907
 Elite Modemtraders by The GNN +
uxu-115.txt 9769
 Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter One by The Chief +
uxu-116.txt 25407
 uXu Index #10 by The Chief +
uxu-117.txt 4110
 The Missionary Man by The GNN +
uxu-118.txt 10003
 I O U by Phearless +
uxu-119.txt 8431
 ...As If Every Day... by The GNN +
uxu-120.txt 11936
 Pleasurehouse Interview by The Chief +
uxu-121.txt 8881
 Perpetum Mobile - Three Poems by The GNN +
uxu-122.txt 17065
 uXu Lyrics: Suredo, Pleasurehouse & A Shrine by The Chief +
uxu-123.txt 7549
 The Open Road Towards The Future by The GNN +
uxu-124.txt 12697
 Everything's Gonna Be Alright... by Phearless +
uxu-125.txt 8744
 They Are Comingby The GNN +
uxu-126.txt 6690
 Why? by The GNN +
uxu-127.txt 26450
 uXu Index #11 by The Chief +
uxu-128.txt 7561
 Als Sprach The GNN - Ten Topics by The GNN +
uxu-129.txt 3714
 The Anatomy Of Boredom by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-130.txt 11675
 Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Two by The Chief +
uxu-131.txt 5692
 Dream On by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-132.txt 9464
 The House Of The Criminally Insane by The GNN +
uxu-133.txt 8485
 The Twelve Miscellaneous Facts About Life by The Chief +
uxu-134.txt 9083
 The Last Night Of The World by The GNN +
uxu-135.txt 6869
 Death Is Rotten by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-136.txt 7819
 Live On Stage Again: Messiah! by The GNN +
uxu-137.txt 27866
 uXu Index #12 by The Chief +
uxu-138.txt 6843
 The Last Frontier by The GNN +
uxu-139.txt 10078
 Letters To The State by Anon. Contributor +
uxu-140.txt 5834
 The Killing Truth by The GNN +
uxu-141.txt 10828
 uXu Lyrics: Curve - Radio Sessions by The Chief11k +
uxu-142.txt 8422
 The Lynch Mob by The GNN +
uxu-143.txt 8280
 Prometheus Symptom by The GNN +
uxu-144.txt 5619
 Vengeance!by Hedge +
uxu-145.txt 6554
 Rage! by The GNN +
uxu-146.txt 2045
 The Power by The GNN +
uxu-147.txt 28931
 uXu Index #13 by The Chief +
uxu-148.txt 280634
 Technophilia by Ikonoklast +
uxu-149.txt 6119
 The Art Of Weirdnessby Bob Slack +
uxu-150.txt 6620
 Declare War! by The GNN +
uxu-151.txt 19897
 Hackers Against The Govt's New World Order by FreeStyle +
uxu-152.txt 10531
 Settle For Nothing by The Chief +
uxu-153.txt 7633
 A Day For Tired People by The GNN +
uxu-154.txt 9964
 Suicidal Maniac's Shitty File by Suicidal Maniac +
uxu-155.txt 8433
 Ripmax Top Tenners by Ripmax +
uxu-156.txt 4475
 The Sad Part Of Raping by Hedge +
uxu-157.txt 8322
 uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Souvlaki by The Chief +
uxu-158.txt 6026
 Exciting Life by The GNN +
uxu-159.txt 19256
 Advanced Phreaking Using Cordless Phones by FreeStyle +
uxu-160.txt 32254
 uXu Index #14 by The Chief +
uxu-161.txt 7709
 An Amazing Christmas Taleby The GNN +
uxu-162.txt 7664
 The Man Behind by The GNN +
uxu-163.txt 9938
 Bob - The Serial Killer by The GNN +
uxu-164.txt 6566
 How To Make a Bomb! by The GNN +
uxu-165.txt 7444
 We Love You, Pigs! by The Chief +
uxu-166.txt 8547
 Interrogation by The GNN +
uxu-167.txt 7702
 Red Team by The GNN +
uxu-168.txt 3161
 10 Ways To Cause Havoc in Public Toiletsby BLaZe +
uxu-169.txt 8138
 The Stand by The GNN +
uxu-170.txt 6510
 A Theory of Justice - The Game Show by The GNN +
uxu-171.txt 11460
 Five Stories From The Metaphysical Workshop by The GNN +
uxu-172.txt 33183
 uXu Index #15 by The Chief +
uxu-173.txt 5447
 The Eternal Machine by The GNN +
uxu-174.txt 8008
 We Are The Robots by Hedge +
uxu-175.txt 3513
 Clean Shaven Beauty III by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-176.txt 8666
 Operation Moon Sucker by The GNN +
uxu-177.txt 5424
 Get Free Stuph and Kill People!!!!!by Basehead +
uxu-178.txt 4382
 How To Talk With ET's Without Being... by Budha & Greg Iloy +
uxu-179.txt 6879
 The Unpaid Workers of Politics by Hedge +
uxu-180.txt 8810
 Wild West by The GNN +
uxu-181.txt 10784
 Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Three by The Chief +
uxu-182.txt 9940
 Who Knows? by The GNN +
uxu-183.txt 34559
 uXu Index #16 by The Chief +
uxu-184.txt 15706
 The GNN's File #100 by The GNN +
uxu-185.txt 4995
 How To Avoid Letter-Bombs by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-186.txt 7987
 Lock-Picking Using The "Lock Clicker" by The GNN +
uxu-187.txt 16808
 Two-Two-Six-Eight by Phearless +
uxu-188.txt 10804
 The Fanatic Hunter by The GNN +
uxu-189.txt 7585
 Methods For Creating A Paranoid Lifestyle by Hedge & by The GNN +
uxu-190.txt 13088
 Gas Station by The GNN +
uxu-191.txt 10805
 How To Get... Older Women Part III by The Chief +
uxu-192.txt 3981
 Final Discovery by The GNN +
uxu-193.txt 4740
 Morality? by Das Model +
uxu-194.txt 6906
 City Of Slaves by The GNN +
uxu-195.txt 5557
 The City by Hedge +
uxu-196.txt 7629
 The Good Life by The GNN +
uxu-197.txt 4687
 Ripmax Top Tenners #2 by Ripmax +
uxu-198.txt 5548
 Cybernetic Escape Route by The GNN +
uxu-199.txt 7477
 Learn To Love Big Brother by The GNN +
uxu-200.txt 21426
 uXu Does Town 1994 by All But Hedge +
uxu-201.txt 13158
 Reincarnation, Inc. by The GNN +
uxu-202.txt 21076
 Time Traveller's Guide - An Introduction by Phearless +
uxu-202.uue 39144
 UUencoded Accompanying Image with UXU-202 +
uxu-203.txt 24543
 Practical Redress by The GNN +
uxu-204.txt 38304
 uXu Index #17 by The Chief +
uxu-205.txt 6620
 Big Bang Phil by The GNN +
uxu-206.txt 21882
 The Nightfly by The GNN +
uxu-207.txt 13121
 Review: 'Bolero' by Jordan Leeby Dee P Binggeli +
uxu-208.txt 5590
 What To Say by The GNN +
uxu-209.txt 7385
 Speech For The Defence by The GNN +
uxu-210.txt 5172
 How To Avoid Getting Hangover by McCoy +
uxu-211.txt 9414
 Three Rendez-vous With The Men Of Power by The GNN +
uxu-212.txt 8900
 Population X by The GNN +
uxu-213.txt 4640
 Poetry Collection 1 by Bob Slack +
uxu-214.txt 6990
 Poetry Collection 2 by Bob Slack +
uxu-215.txt 7574
 Poetry Collection 3 by Bob Slack +
uxu-216.txt 6754
 Fuck You, Stefan Kronqvist by The GNN +
uxu-217.txt 9244
 Psycho(logical)scope by Phearless +
uxu-218.txt 7478
 Everything You Need To Know About Techno by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-219.txt 45984
 The Voter's Paradox by Leon Felkins +
uxu-220.txt 39467
 uXu Index #18 by Phearless/The GNN +
uxu-221.txt 6477
 Escape Macabre, The by The GNN +
uxu-222.txt 4729
 Five Poemsby Mr Dude +
uxu-223.txt 4186
 Final Mistake by The GNN +
uxu-224.txt 3058
 Contemplation In Rain by Hedge +
uxu-225.txt 4830
 Frozen Dreams by The GNN +
uxu-226.txt 39110
 A Cooperative Society by Leon Felkins +
uxu-227.txt 4219
 The uXu Quiz by The GNN +
uxu-228.txt 7182
 Histamin by Pivic +
uxu-229.txt 7888
 Reel by The GNN +
uxu-230.txt 15522
 Poetry Collections by Bob Slack +
uxu-231.txt 7127
 Terror Will Strike by The GNN +
uxu-232.txt 9383
 Sweet Celebration by Hedge +
uxu-233.jpg 45990
 Picture of the makers of uXu (Included for Completeness) +
uxu-233.uue 63392
 UUencoded accompanying image with UXU 233 +
uxu-234.txt 5834
 Future Warby The GNN +
uxu-235.txt 41339
 uXu Index #19 by The Chief +
uxu-236.txt 9879
 Enforced by The GNN +
uxu-237.txt 16195
 HoHoCon '94 Review by Dr. No +
uxu-238.txt 9033
 The Internet Hysteria by The GNN +
uxu-239.txt 9110
 Master Mind by Classified Know +
uxu-240.txt 8473
 Survive IRC by The GNN +
uxu-241.txt 6776
 Ellen Keysby The Chief +
uxu-242.txt 8514
 No More Secrets by The GNN +
uxu-243.txt 2002
 Meaning of? by Polish Polish +
uxu-244.txt 10433
 The New World Order by The GNN +
uxu-245.txt 8514
 Party Timeby Pivic +
uxu-246.txt 10619
 A Slight Miscalculation by The GNN +
uxu-247.txt 5425
 The 'Land by Hollywood +
uxu-248.txt 2949
 What Is This Thing Called Progress? by The GNN +
uxu-249.txt 44576
 uXu Index #20 by The Chief +
uxu-250.txt 8596
 Swift Justice by The GNN +
uxu-251.txt 8510
 Your Own Life by Phearless +
uxu-252.txt 9218
 Letter To a Prisoner by The GNN +
uxu-253.txt 9501
 Guide To a College-Year Abroad by McCoy +
uxu-254.txt 2967
 Is This Art? by The GNN +
uxu-255.txt 6034
 More Time! by Phearless +
uxu-256.txt 9062
 Angelby The GNN +
uxu-257.txt 4052
 Suicidal by The Chief +
uxu-258.txt 8105
 uXu And S.H.A., Facts And Fiction by The GNN +
uxu-259.txt 55289
 Love, Sex And Marriage by Leon Felkins +
uxu-260.txt 10398
 On 'Love, Sex And Marriage' by The GNN +
uxu-261.txt 8805
 A Guide To Paranoia by Phearless +
uxu-262.txt 9784
 To Kill a Bouncer by The GNN +
uxu-263.txt 10115
 The Evil Demon by The Chief +
uxu-264.txt 2635
 David Letterman by Phearless +
uxu-265.txt 10943
 DMV & 2D Bar Codes by Mario +
uxu-266.txt 3179
 Year of Fun by Phearless +
uxu-267.txt 10210
 Respublicaby The GNN +
uxu-268.txt 46814
 uXu Index #21 by The Chief +
uxu-269.txt 6344
 Never Work With Amateurs by The GNN +
uxu-270.txt 2649
 Pray For Me by Phearless +
uxu-271.txt 5925
 American Nightmares by The Chief +
uxu-272.txt 9303
 Dramaby The GNN +
uxu-273.txt 10723
 Only The Lonely by Hedge +
uxu-274.txt 5488
 The Driving Test by The GNN +
uxu-275.txt 3604
 The Wind by Knyttet +
uxu-276.txt 5810
 The Second Excuse by The GNN +
uxu-277.txt 9626
 Boy Racer by Pivic +
uxu-278.txt 7645
 Guardians of The Masses by The GNN +
uxu-279.txt 7275
 Eric's Trip by The Chief +
uxu-280.txt 10585
 Hacker's Paradise by The GNN +
uxu-281.txt 2787
 Ripped Off - Big Time by Phearless +
uxu-282.txt 2640
 Pray For Us by The GNN +
uxu-283.txt 3345
 I Just Fell by Pivic3k +
uxu-284.txt 8977
 The Sentence by The GNN +
uxu-285.txt 2954
 Running by Phearless +
uxu-286.txt 5566
 Stigma by The GNN +
uxu-287.txt 4368
 What Is? by Phearless +
uxu-288.txt 3502
 Orwell-Was-Ten-Years-Late by Pivic +
uxu-289.txt 41559
 uXu Index #22 by Mostly by The Chief +
uxu-290.txt 4840
 How To Hack And Get Caught by Phearless +
uxu-291.txt 7601
 Kraykkono Inn by The GNN +
uxu-292.txt 5798
 Help For The Average by Knyttet +
uxu-293.txt 7153
 Freedom In A Cage by The GNN +
uxu-294.txt 11453
 Comments To The Unabomber Manifesto by Phearless/The GNN +
uxu-295.txt 6842
 Less Known Dilemmas by The GNN +
uxu-296.txt 3815
 A Woman's Conscience by Knyttet +
uxu-297.txt 5696
 The Last Cocktail Party by The GNN/Hedge +
uxu-298.txt 8325
 An Introduction To Beer by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-299.txt 16837
 To Get To The Real Problems by The GNN +
uxu-300.txt 7405
 Paradox Crew by The GNN +
uxu-301.txt 6089
 To Lose Your Religion by Knyttet +
uxu-302.txt 10541
 ABB Part I by The GNN +
uxu-303.txt 6338
 ABB Part II by The GNN +
uxu-304.txt 7375
 ABB Part III by The GNN +
uxu-305.txt 3114
 Loved Anyhow by Knyttet +
uxu-306.txt 2892
 Kicksby The GNN +
uxu-307.txt 4937
 Losers' Guide To Becoming A Successful... by Joseph +
uxu-308.txt 4589
 Five Boxes In The Desert by The GNN +
uxu-309.txt 13566
 A Letter To The Editor by Leon Felkins +
uxu-310.txt 4748
 The Voice by Knyttet +
uxu-311.txt 7604
 Cognitive Neural Hardware And The Nerd by The GNN +
uxu-312.txt 3701
 The Invasion by Phearless +
uxu-313.txt 8897
 Middle Cuts by The Chief +
uxu-314.txt 46806
 uXu Index #23 by The GNN/Phearless +
uxu-315.txt 8209
 The Terrorists of Dissatisfaction by The GNN +
uxu-316.txt 6703
 Alien Invasion by Joseph +
uxu-317.txt 3465
 Daddy's Girl by Knyttet +
uxu-318.txt 3930
 Bitte Denken! by Joseph +
uxu-319.txt 6965
 What Is This Thing Called The System? by The GNN +
uxu-320.txt 3334
 Time by Knyttet +
uxu-321.txt 4827
 Critics by Joseph +
uxu-322.txt 3311
 Staying Sane by Ralph 124C41+ +
uxu-323.txt 9576
 Don't Date Me by Joseph +
uxu-324.txt 6395
 Games People Play by The GNN +
uxu-325.txt 6456
 Three Ways Total Losers Get Even by The Chief +
uxu-326.txt 5298
 Doing Dunblane by Joseph +
uxu-327.txt 2070
 Struggle by Knyttet +
uxu-328.txt 28051
 A Man In Need by Joseph +
uxu-329.txt 7889
 Under The Surface by The GNN +
uxu-330.txt 5433
 The Second uXu Quiz by uXu +
uxu-331.txt 6688
 A Prayer For War by Hedge +
uxu-332.txt 9715
 Implants by The Chief +
uxu-333.txt 4294
 One Step Forward, Two Back by Joseph +
uxu-334.txt 82166
 Bleed III by The GNN +
uxu-335.txt 2548
 Valentine's Day by Knyttet +
uxu-336.txt 47476
 uXu Index #24 by The Chief +
uxu-337.txt 7668
 6 Four A - Six Short Poems by The GNN +
uxu-338.txt 3973
 Taking a Bus Ride by Knyttet +
uxu-339.txt 15439
 Screenplay: The Last Bullet by The GNN +
uxu-340.txt 3307
 Swedish Moose Surprise by Knyttet +
uxu-341.txt 5603
 The Infinite Wisdom Chip by The GNN +
uxu-342.txt 3634
 Mind Expectations by Knyttet +
uxu-343.txt 3325
 Medieval Dreams by Mercuri +
uxu-344.txt 13951
 Screenplay: In The Colosseum by The GNN +
uxu-345.txt 3203
 Magic by Knyttet +
uxu-346.txt 21596
 Mailing Lists - Part 1 by The Chief +
uxu-347.txt 3681
 Head Full of Chewing Gum by Knyttet +
uxu-348.txt 3889
 Poesis/The Slab1.0 by aleph-6 +
uxu-349.txt 3884
 More Than One Truth by Knyttet +
uxu-350.txt 8779
 The Decline of The Swedish Underground by Dare Devil Show +
uxu-351.txt 3585
 To Make Choices In Life by Knyttet +
uxu-352.txt 17553
 Screenplay: Burn Time by The GNN +
uxu-353.txt 3132
 Why I Prefer To Be a Woman by Knyttet +
uxu-354.txt 12841
 The Internet Word Reference Book - Chapter I by The Chief +
uxu-355.txt 3001
 The Creator by Knyttet +
uxu-356.txt 4679
 Bukowski's Birthday by Joseph +
uxu-357.txt 4580
 Move by Knyttet +
uxu-358.txt 4831
 The Point by The GNN +
uxu-359.txt 3346
 A Teacher's View by Knyttet +
uxu-360.txt 70610
 Screenplay Screen Shots by uXu +
uxu-361.txt 5944
 Her Volvo by Knyttet +
uxu-362.txt 5115
 Three Poems by Scott Poole +
uxu-363.txt 50945
 uXu Index #25 by The Chief51k +
uxu-364.txt 2264
 Seven Steps In The Computer Evolution by The GNN +
uxu-365.txt 3504
 The Big C by Knyttet +
uxu-366.txt 3429
 The Can And The Future by The GNN +
uxu-367.txt 6570
 The Computer Enthusiast by Phearless +
uxu-368.txt 5947
 The Girl And The Robot by The GNN +
uxu-369.txt 5790
 My Best Friend by The Chief +
uxu-370.txt 6717
 The Secret Actors by The GNN +
uxu-371.txt 3162
 Clipped Short And Back by Holly Day +
uxu-372.txt 9669
 The Anatomy Of Pseudo-Science by The GNN +
uxu-373.txt 3023
 A Letter Never Sent by Knyttet +
uxu-374.txt 4245
 The Crowd And The Stigma by The GNN +
uxu-375.txt 4469
 Sucksby DK +
uxu-376.txt 6938
 Power Check by The GNN +
uxu-377.txt 10990
 Marauder by The GNN +
uxu-378.txt 4298
 Sleepy? by Phearless +
uxu-379.txt 11922
 Alienated Relationships by The GNN +
uxu-380.txt 47267
 uXu Index #26 by Bravemoore +
uxu-381.txt 7368
 The Greatest Madnessby The GNN +
uxu-382.txt 4039
 Why I Don't Talk by Joseph +
uxu-383.txt 8522
 The Book by Joseph +
uxu-384.txt 17340
 Philosophy For Beginners by The GNN +
uxu-385.txt 4473
 The Life Of Pac-Man by Intoxicating +
uxu-386.txt 4760
 Stockholm At Midnight by The GNN +
uxu-387.txt 22909
 Scenes Of The Assassin by DisordeR +
uxu-388.txt 6044
 The Real You? by The GNN +
uxu-389.txt 3367
 Cry by Knyttet +
uxu-390.txt 12874
 Encounter With The Populace by Joseph & by The GNN +
uxu-391.txt 3316
 On The Airby HC +
uxu-392.txt 5553
 It Is Not Obvious That A Machine Can Think by The GNN +
uxu-393.txt 4517
 The Argument Of The Atheist by Intoxicating +
uxu-394.txt 9412
 Starving In The Company Of Beautiful Women by Michael W Dean +
uxu-395.txt 8807
 An Ordinary Day In The Life Of Adam by The uXu Crew +
uxu-396.txt 18615
 uXu Index #27 by Bravemoore +
uxu-397.txt 4251
 Detour by The GNN +
uxu-398.txt 3461
 Inner Demons by Knyttet +
uxu-399.txt 4702
 Hypocrite by The GNN +
uxu-400.txt 11286
 For Your Own Good by Joseph +
uxu-401.txt 4662
 Die Old and Avoid Accidents? By Bravemoore +
uxu-402.txt 7658
 My Collection of Rejection Letters by the GNN +
uxu-403.txt 5889
 Firstborn by Knyttet +
uxu-404.txt 11406
 Is Meat Murder? By The GNN +
uxu-405.txt 4368
 Raised Carefully by Bravemoore +
uxu-406.txt 7381
 States of Confusion by The GNN +
uxu-407.txt 5522
 Drunk but Devine by Joseph +
uxu-408.txt 5493
 Pills by The GNN +
uxu-409.txt 5728
 Another Day by Joseph +
uxu-410.txt 18647
 uXu Index #28 - 1-Aug-97 by The GNN +
uxu-411.txt 6191
 Writer's Block By The GNN +
uxu-412.txt 2019
 Introspection by Jay Miller +
uxu-413.txt 4329
 Chest Shot by The GNN +
uxu-414.txt 6756
 A Meager Attempt By Sophia +
uxu-415.txt 3736
 Chen By The GNN +
uxu-416.txt 4912
 The Paradox by Joseph +
uxu-417.txt 38100
 On Friendship By The GNN +
uxu-418.txt 3494
 Old Buk in the Holy City by Moshe Benarroch +
uxu-419.txt 9340
 How to Get More Sex by The GNN +
uxu-420.txt 2184
 Life Is by Bravemoore +
uxu-421.txt 3997
 How Do One FInd New Friends by Knyttet +
uxu-422.txt 8125
 Malfunction By The GNN +
uxu-423.txt 9582
 Modus Operandi By The GNN +
uxu-424.txt 3277
 Neighbor Trouble by Bravemoore +
uxu-425.txt 8502
 The Fictional Parent by The GNN +
uxu-426.txt 4071
 Neighbor Trouble II by The Chief +
uxu-427.txt 6814
 Freudipus by George Kozom +
uxu-428.txt 11570
 Genetic Moralism by The GNN +
uxu-429.txt 19715
 uXu Index #29 - 18-Apr-98 by Bravemoore +
uxu-430.txt 10460
 Virginia is for Fighters by Michael W. Dean +
uxu-431.txt 1761
 Teenage Killer by Bravemoore +
uxu-432.txt 8250
 To Kill Time by The GNN +
uxu-433.txt 35386
 Saving Johnny by Max West +
uxu-434.txt 11398
 The Strangest Thing Happened In Keflavik by The GNN +
uxu-435.txt 16190
 George by DisordeR +
uxu-436.txt 5198
 Conceptual Clarification: Right By The GNN +
uxu-437.txt 6685
 What Happened After By James M. Ramone +
uxu-438.txt 3077
 Brief Note to Headquarters By The GNN +
uxu-439.txt 5505
 Intruder Alert 1991-93 By Clown Manne +
uxu-440.txt 5353
 Black and White by DisordeR +
uxu-441.txt 16566
 Screenplay: The Terrorists by The GNN +
uxu-442.txt 2331
 First Fileby First Kid +
uxu-443.txt 4118
 Forbidden File by The GNN +
uxu-444.txt 2835
 Modern Metaphor by Speed Devil Show +
uxu-445.txt 3460
 Standing Before God by Intoxicating +
uxu-446.txt 15923
 uXu Index #30 by Bravemoore +
uxu-447.txt 30820
 Nicky And The Porn Queen by Rich Logsdon +
uxu-448.txt 1791
 Help by The Dwarf +
uxu-449.txt 4691
 Hacker Ethics by drazQ +
uxu-450.txt 11886
 Sphincter Hatch by Max West +
uxu-451.txt 6048
 The Mystery Of The Dead Fish by The GNN +
uxu-452.txt 2850
 Dream Bursts by Lamont Prell +
uxu-453.txt 3562
 So You Want To Be A Hacker? by drazQ +
uxu-454.txt 4435
 Writhing Wisdom by Janet Buck +
uxu-455.txt 10052
 After Keflavik by The GNN +
uxu-456.txt 5076
 Strangers by Noel Ace +
uxu-457.txt 3829
 Death Is Not The End by GNN/Bravemoore +
uxu-458.txt 4106
 Mudfishes by Robert J Berry +
uxu-459.txt 12772
 Erratic Sleep by Marie Kazalia +
uxu-460.txt 4464
 Inability - Operator's Manual by The GNN +
uxu-461.txt 21675
 Website Oblivion by Max West +
uxu-462.txt 2204
 Teenage Killer Strikes Again by The GNN +
uxu-463.txt 2978
 Five Site Reviews by Speed Devil Show +
uxu-464.txt 9506
 Epoque by The GNN +
uxu-465.txt 17528
 uXu Index #31 by Bravemoore +
uxu-466.txt 4639
 Chapel Mornings by Hedge +
uxu-467.txt 10903
 One Night In The Asshole Saloon by Max West +
uxu-468.txt 5517
 Instant Witness by Bravemoore +
uxu-469.txt 2271
 Stay & Reality - Two Poems by Pam Sanders +
uxu-470.txt 8094
 Bio Hazardby The GNN +
uxu-471.txt 4857
 The Voice Of Destiny by Michael Berman +
uxu-472.txt 8375
 A Man And His Cat by Hedge +
uxu-473.txt 2338
 Nataraja & Silence - Two Poems by Ahila +
uxu-474.txt 5485
 Memento Mori by Blackfire +
uxu-475.txt 6835
 Insignificant Showdown In Central Europe by The GNN +
uxu-476.txt 3497
 Random Thoughts Of Bob Slack by Bob Slack +
uxu-477.txt 29540
 I Am Alex by Rich Logsdon +
uxu-478.txt 31277
 A Trailer Park Fairy Tale by M. James Dinniman +
uxu-479.txt 5525
 Heading For A Dark Future by Blackfire +
uxu-480.txt 3854
 Private Sphere by Speed Devil Show +
uxu-481.txt 7990
 A Happy Christmas Story by Max West +
uxu-482.txt 17080
 uXu Index #32 by The GNN +
uxu-483.txt 5109
 Twist, by the GNN/DCS +
uxu-484.txt 2431
 Of Fear, by Nadene Wiggins +
uxu-485.txt 5474
 The Anatomy of Hate (Revised) by the GNN +
uxu-486.txt 2528
 Riding the 5:15 by BJ Moore +
uxu-487.txt 1934
 A Dish Served Very Cold by Kevin J. Miller +
uxu-488.txt 9295
 Eight Poems, by Robert J. Berry +
uxu-489.txt 1906
 A Conspiracy of One by Kevin J. Miller +
uxu-490.txt 21927
 Mendoza's Jelly Problems, by Max West +
uxu-491.txt 6987
 The Machinery of Desire by the GNN +
uxu-492.txt 11437
 Smoke, by Mobys Dick +
uxu-493.txt 6659
 States of Confusion: Reply to Critics by the GNN +
uxu-494.txt 2356
 The Lost Bar Fight by Jay DeKalb +
uxu-495.txt 4495
 Zula Betula, by Cindy +
uxu-496.txt 2937
 True Robot by the GNN +
uxu-497.txt 3707
 Nothing Comes from Nothing, by Absolute Zero +
uxu-498.txt 16711
 uXu Index #33 - 21-Mar-99 by Bravemore +
uxu-499.txt 14046
 Last Flight to Keflavik by The GNN +
uxu-500.txt 18928
 Just a Number by the uXu Concept +
uxu-501.txt 1856
 Tired, by Mark Broomhall +
uxu-502.txt 11566
 Happiness by Chieftain +
uxu-503.txt 2063
 Five The Younger By Ivy Lou +
uxu-504.txt 4170
 Micro$haft By Stormavik +
uxu-505.txt 1876
 I Carry By Murphdog +
uxu-506.txt 4450
 A Reason Why We Do Not Learn From History By The GNN +
uxu-507.txt 15674
 Toes, Man! By Max West +
uxu-508.txt 4222
 The Change In The Computer Elite By Stormavik +
uxu-509.txt 4012
 While The Rest Of The World Is Asleep By The GNN +
uxu-510.txt 1832
 To Stephen After the Storm By Utahna Faith +
uxu-511.txt 6730
 Peter Haynes International Operations By The GNN +
uxu-512.txt 19680
 The Poetry Of Travis Ray Cole By Travis Ray Cole +
uxu-513.txt 19448
 Jabberwalk With Me By Michael W Dean +
uxu-514.txt 6316
 Diary Entry 81599 By DisordeR +
uxu-515.txt 7911
 Are You A Closet Intellectual? By Gene-Michael Higney +
uxu-516.txt 17850
 uXu Index #34 - 11-Sep-99 By Bravemoore +
uxu-517.txt 1916
 Killers By The GNN +
uxu-518.txt 2110
 We The People & Mythical Advice By Roz +
uxu-519.txt 6574
 In The Western World By Laurence Overmire +
uxu-520.txt 5431
 Aesthetics By The GNN +
uxu-521.txt 32963
 Ionization By Eric Chaet +
uxu-522.txt 4571
 The Investigator's Problem By Bravemoore +
uxu-523.txt 3679
 The Perfect Mechanical Clone By The GNN +
uxu-524.txt 5114
 Regarding My 'Signs' By Eric Chaet +
uxu-525.txt 5366
 End Of Noise By Bravemoore +
uxu-526.txt 4845
 Worlds By The GNN +
uxu-527.txt 3192
 Wild Orchid Moments By Duane Locke +
uxu-528.txt 7807
 Anatomy Of The Cynic By The GNN +
uxu-529.txt 6088
 BBspam v0.1 By The uXu +
uxu-530.txt 14747
 uXu Index #35 - 30-Dec-99 By Bravemoore +
uxu-531.txt 6580
 Fatal Accident Insurance Fraud By Russel Hallberg Jr +
uxu-532.txt 31027
 The Coup By Eric Chaet +
uxu-533.txt 46850
 Old School Collection By DIzzIE +
uxu-534.txt 33097
 Viv's House By Eric Chaet +
uxu-535.txt 2491
 The Day Of The Speed Devil By The GNN +
uxu-536.txt 1947
 Child Molester And More Poetry By Kenneth Pobo +
uxu-537.txt 31015
 The Shunned Consultant By Eric Chaet +
uxu-538.txt 5019
 Poetry Collection By DIzzIE +
uxu-539.txt 9265
 Perpetual Masquerade By The GNN +
uxu-540.txt 8540
 Dostoyevsky And The Brothers Karamazov By Eric Chaet +
uxu-541.txt 5820
 Transparent Ribbon Campaign By The GNN +
uxu-542.txt 2310
 Lost And Found Years By Speed Devil Show +
uxu-543.txt 14798
 uXu Index #36 - 27-Mar-00 By Bravemoore/The GNN +
uxu-544.txt 6119
 Godfather Dad By Russel Hallberg Jr +
uxu-545.txt 37758
 Conveyor By Eric Chaet +
uxu-546.txt 2108
 Yearning For A Fish And Gasoline By Sevrin +
uxu-547.txt 32509
 Song Of A Bird Perched On A Rusty Gear By Eric Chaet +
uxu-548.txt 1994
 We Did Not Whimsy By Mark Phillips +
uxu-549.txt 31235
 People I Met Hitchhiking: Minnesota To Nevada By Eric Chaet +
uxu-550.txt 3413
 Only An Angel By Sevrin +
uxu-551.txt 32219
 Looking Back In Terror By Simon Moleke-Njie +
uxu-552.txt 2858
 Cripple Quota By Bravemoore +
uxu-553.txt 4083
 Collected What Nots By Laura Aurora +
uxu-554.txt 33012
 Manouvers Far From The Front By Eric Chaet +
uxu-555.txt 31117
 Old School Collection II By DIzzIE +
uxu-556.txt 4794
 Central Ideas... Noam Chomsky & Jerry Mander By Eric Chaet +
uxu-557.txt 3569
 Back In New York By Shane Jones +
uxu-558.txt 15636
 uXu Index #37 - 04-Aug-00 By Bravemoore/The GNN +
uxu-559.txt 3496
 Don't Drink the Water By Jason Gurley +
uxu-560.txt 11322
 Freedom By Eric Chaet +
uxu-561.txt 3761
 False Confessions from a Fallen Angel By Laura Aurora +
uxu-562.txt 5450
 How To Maintain Happiness And Relieve Stress By DIzzIE +
uxu-563.txt 21594
 A Saga Of The African Child By Simon Moleke-Njie +
uxu-564.txt 11096
 Review of 'Natural Capitalism' By Eric Chaet +
uxu-565.txt 6711
 Hold On By William Hockney +
uxu-566.txt 7058
 The Day All Words Lost Their Meaning By The GNN +
uxu-567.txt 9646
 DIzzIE Poetry By DIzzIE +
uxu-568.txt 25846
 At A Trailer In The Woods By Eric Chaet +
uxu-569.txt 4755
 Stashu Kapinski In A Family Way By Joseph Lisowski +
uxu-570.txt 24080
 From Warsaw To Room 134 At Debak By Simon Moleke-Njie +
uxu-571.txt 4403
 USA Election 2000 By Eric Chaet +
uxu-572.txt 7145
 Hesiod And The Muse By Doug Tanoury +
uxu-573.txt 3862
 Forest Thump By DIzzIE +
uxu-574.txt 49461
 Ratt-Tat-Tatt By Vasilis Afxentiou +
uxu-575.txt 2888
 Living In Hawaii By Steven Zeigler +
uxu-576.txt 19447
 uXu Index #38 - 17-Dec-00 By The GNN +
uxu-577.txt 14403
 US Reserve Insurance Fraud... By Ralph Singleton Jr +
uxu-578.txt 2406
 Green Leaves & Yellow Flowers By Eric Chaet +
uxu-579.txt 11290
 Eden By Freon +
uxu-580.txt 15096
 Charlie's Exile Blues By Simon Moleke-Njie +
uxu-581.txt 2449
 Little Johny By DIzzIE +
uxu-582.txt 6714
 One World, Ready or Not By Eric Chaet +
uxu-583.txt 3880
 Listen! By Freon +
uxu-584.txt 2124
 Gothenburg City 2001 By Bravemoore/The GNN/Hedge +
uxu-585.txt 15597
 The Sea By Freon +
uxu-586.txt 3444
 Tuchas Offen Tisch by Christopher Mulrooney +
uxu-587.txt 3228
 Two Haikus and One Poem by R K Singh +
uxu-588.txt 45220
 The Midnight Dance At Noon by Simon Moleke-Njie +
uxu-589.txt 11036
 Review: The Crisis of Global Capitalism... by Eric Chaet +
uxu-590.txt 5646
 'Twas the Night Before Christmas by DIzzIE +
uxu-591.txt 12439
 The Spirit of Wigilia Simon by Moleke-Njie +
uxu-592.txt 3654
 I'm Trying by Eric Chaet +
uxu-593.txt 17025
 uXu Index #39 by Bravemoore/The GNN +
uxu-594.txt 2036
 Anthem For Humanity by Eric Chaet +
uxu-595.txt 5353
 Top 10: Why Life Is Like A Bed Of Roses by DIzzIE +
uxu-596.txt 9199
 Sore Loser's Anthology by Freon +
uxu-597.txt 31998
 My Neighbors & I by Eric Chaet +
uxu-598.txt 4825
 Glasgow City 2001 by Various +
uxu-599.txt 4194
 I Dance in Circles from the Bridge by Jay DeKalb +
uxu-600.txt 1555
 Decade. One. uXu. by uXu +
uxu-601.txt 13371
 Second Coming, Limited by Freon +
uxu-602.txt 6784
 Jack & The Reformatory by Eric Chaet +
uxu-603.txt 4251
 Stained Hands by Joseph +
uxu-604.txt 39675
 Majik Lisa by Guliani +
uxu-605.txt 2152
 My Castle Called Life by Matthew Hewitt +
uxu-606.txt 12169
 Five Poems by Eric Chaet +
uxu-607.txt 20311
 Altruism And The Open Source Movement by Freon +
uxu-608.txt 11047
 Personal Essay: Bookwarez & Text File Scene by DIzzIE +
uxu-609.txt 10123
 An Apologetic For The Pretty Pictures by Huewle +
uxu-610.txt 76819
 The Anti-Apocalypse by Peter Hogg +
uxu-612.txt 3026
 Sperm Donor Clown by Rachel I. Dotson +
uxu-613.txt 2315
 From the Deep by Eric Chaet +
uxu-614.txt 7107
 Trotting To China Simon Moleke-Njie +
uxu-615.txt 4096
 Imagine Being In Power by Eric Chaet +
uxu-616.txt 1767
 Bowed heads of Palms by Stephanie +
uxu-617.txt 17357
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+ + + diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/INDEX.000.380 b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/INDEX.000.380 new file mode 100644 index 00000000..8305c4bd --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/INDEX.000.380 @@ -0,0 +1,2028 @@ + ^ + / \ + / \ + /\ /\ + / \ / \ Underground eXperts United +< uXu > Complete Long Release Index + \ / \ / Jan 22nd, 1997 + \/ \/ + \ / Covers files: 000 - 380 + \ / + v + + +000: "An Introduction To uXu" by The Chief. This, the very First release +from uXu will inform you how and why uXu was started. Some interesting +facts, and a little 'what-to-expect' to end this issue. + +001: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #1" by The Chief. The European +Digest is mainly for general stuff, that really just can't be presented +through a regular release. Every European Digest have regular sections as +'recommended', an explaining introduction and 'End comments'. Also, every +European Digest will have an updated list of boards where to contact uXu. +This issue starts the View on U.S. Underground Boards. + +002: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #2" by The Chief. As stated above, +The European Digest (or TED) will contain different subjects, and have +regular sections. This issue starts The Index for The Syndicate Report +Magazine. You say that such an Index already exists? Well, not like this +one. Worked-through material, with special sections, size, release date, +contributors, and lots of nice-to-know facts. Part 1. + +003: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #3" by The Chief. If you still +don't know what The European Digest is, I'll explain it for you. It's +a regular in the uXu series, which will contain different subjects that +couldn't be presented through regular releases. Every TED contains +regular section, as well as an updated list of boards where you can +contact uXu. This issue contains the Index for The Syndicate Report, +Part 2. + +004: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #4" by The Chief. This special +issue of The European Digest contains the First chapter of the SCO XENIX +System V Tutorial Manual, which is mainly for beginners, but is also said +to be of value as a reference for the more experienced. Part 1. + +005: "How To Get... Older Women" by The Chief. For all of you +desperately seeking contact with older women, this manual will get you +into their beds! This Good-to-have the day you meet That 'older' woman +manual gives you advice, tips and warnings you need to know, both for +Younger And Older women. Be the seducer of your neighborhood! + +006: "The BIG System Vol.1" by The Chief. This is the real and only +true version of this story. All previous releases of this story are to +be disregarded. This release include Appendix One and Four, as well as +the first Ten chapters with index, and changes. Kevin, the average +computer-wiz-kid gets his chance to exploit a really Big system, as well +as a couple of women on his way to success. + +007: "How To Get Even" by The GNN. The first release from The GNN under +the uXu label. If you need to get even, you need this manual with Advice/ +Tips on how to wreck your enemy's life. + +008: "Car Explosion Look-Alike" by The GNN. How to make an explosion +that looks just like a car explosion. + +009: "Making A Small Flame Thrower" by The GNN. Nice to have, good for +those hot nights on the town. HeHEh. + +010: "Miscellaneous Crimes" by The GNN. GNN is on the right track here, +leading you towards a nice healthy life as a swindler and a scoundrel. + +011: "Miscellaneous Terror" by The GNN. Yet another miscellaneous file +from our Anarchy/Terrorism specialist. This file will teach you how to +scare the hell out of people and what to do those dark nights. + +012: "Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist" by The GNN. What do +you do when you're completely bored as hell? Yes, you take The GNN's file +and get some tips and advice on how to make your anarchist life a bit more +fun. + +013: "Suicide!" by The GNN. When your life has to come to an end, which +way do you prefer? GNN tells you all about it, with recommendations and +perhaps a few tips you didn't consider. The file for the suicidal! + +014: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #5" by The Chief. The European +Digest is back again, with the second part of the SCO XENIX System V +Tutorial Manual and as usual the regular sections. This second part +includes some commands, pipelining, and redirection + the directory +structures. Basic information for the beginner, and a reference for +the advanced. Part 2. + +015: "uXu Index #1" by The Chief. This file, + a more compressed index, +for those who wants a brief overview over the releases. Also includes +some comments about uXu's first few months as a group, including a Member +list, Contributor list and the latest update on where you can contact uXu. + +016: "Preventing a Murder" by The Chief. You think you've had bad days? +I don't think so. Just check this file out, written as it's happening, +making the most calm person want to kill someone. The system really can +crack you up. There's a limit on how much one can take. + +017: "How To Cause Panic" by Phearless. Take this first release from +our first contributor with you to those crowded places when you want to +cause some major panic. You heard of those English football riots? This +will learn you some tricks on how to 'match' that. + +018: "Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics" by The Chief. Public Enemy's +brand new album is so good, we decided to spread the lyrics. Everyone +should read these great texts. A true Mastermind (Chuck D) at work! +Also, buy the album! It's worth every cent! + +019: "OOOOoooo!" by The Chief. Have you ever wondered where the +expression "OOOOoooo!" came from? What caused it to be so popular among +the male population of a planet? This will answer your questions in a +very surprising and revealing way. Don't leave home without it! + +020: "How To Shrink a Head" by The GNN. This, hmm, individual, our +anarchy/terrorism expert, The GNN really works hard to get you new ideas +for your priceless head collection. This file will even make it easier +for you to store your collection in safer places! + +021: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06" by The Chief. The SCO Xenix +System V Tutorial Part 3! Yes, the chapter you've been waiting for. +Including security and user accounts. Also, in the standard 'Recommended' +section we have some brain-damaging Drinks for you to try out, and in +the End Comments, we talk about views on the 'new' Phrack Issues. + +022: "How To Kill an 'Elite' (in rhymes)" by The Chief. Just put that +N.W.A "Niggaz4Life" on your player and sing along with The Chief. He +describes a way to end a so-called 'Elite' the truly nasty way. Parental +Advisory, Explicit Lyrics. + +023: "Castle Chronicles Chapter One" by The Chief. The Chief is back +with yet another fiction story, filled with self-admiration, humor and +lack of meaning in every way. Read about Steve Castle's hard trials, +trying to solve "The Man & No Man" Case in a 2x2 meter basement. +(don't worry, The Chief will be back with The BIG System in Release 3) + +024: "Your Mini Guide To Master The Art of Chaos" by Phearless. What's +the difference between Panic and Chaos? Phearless lets you in on the +secret, as well as giving you some very useful advice and tips on how +to start your own private hell for others. + +025: "101 Uses For The "Tower of Power"" by The Chief. Do you still +have that old XT in the basement or in the cupboard under the dirty +laundry? Dig it up! It can be used for 101 different things! Yes, how +fantastic that may seem, this file will let you know how. + +026: "uXu Index #2" by The Chief. The second index for those nice +uXu files. This second index includes all uXu releases in the Short +format, and the 11 new files in the Long format, as well as comments +by The Chief about what's happened since the last release, the member +and contributor lists, and as always, an updated list of boards where +to contact us. + +027: "The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol" by The GNN. Who +could it be? This list gives you not only their names, but +also some background information. This is the start file for +yet another series, so don't miss out on the Introduction! + +028: "The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15)" by The Chief. +Yes, the Big system is back, and heads right for outer space +just when you thought everything was safe. Spingleman gets +a new assignment, and our 'hero' finally meets the lovely +Megan. Not to be missed! + +029: "Information Terrorism (At School)" by The GNN. Why just +sit and learn from the teachers at school? Why not make a little +prank to lighten up the atmosphere a bit? The GNN gives you an +example on what to do. + +030: "Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics" by Mister Monocrome. +The dark lyrics of Unleashed re-written by our newest member, +and it is, of course, his first file for uXu, so bring home +this soon-to-be uXu classic. + +031: "The Truth" by The GNN. We give you THE Truth here. Plain +and simple. If you don't recognize yourself when reading this +one, we want you to write for uXu, right now. + +032: "Castle Chronicles Chapter Two" by The Chief. Castle is +back once again, only to make a fool out of himself. The story +continues after he (embarrassing enough) passed out in the +previous chapter. + +033: "uXu Follow-Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS" by The Chief. +A large compilation of facts about the confiscation of Ripco BBS +and Dr. Ripco. Starting from the day it happened and going through +all the way until the date we have today (December 1991). Also +includes an 'interview' with Dr. Ripco, conducted in November/ +December with some updates and views on what really happened. + +034: "The Truth About Women" by The GNN. The GNN reveals what +women really want from men, why they torture them, and how you +can make the best of the situation. Parental Guidance. + +035: "Wpoeiwop" by The Chief. What's THAT?, you may ask. Well I +really can't tell you right now, but it isn't something you'll +need, want, use, or drink. I won't give you any more clues at this +moment. Straight up, it's the 35th file from uXu. + +036: "uXu Index #3" by The Chief. The third index for them neat +uXu files. As always, the index includes all uXu releases in Short +format, and the new files in the Long format, as well as comments +by The Chief about what's happened since the last release, member, +contributor and support board lists, and of course, an updated list +of boards where to contact us. + +037: "Anarchist Unite" by The GNN. The history repeats itself, told +here by The GNN. A pessimistic view on the system and how to get rid +of it, in a poetical way. + +038: "A Jolly Good Day In School" by The GNN. Interesting story from +school by our productive member The GNN. What can you really do when +your teacher tells you that you're worthless? Study this. + +039: "Depth Charge" by The GNN. The basic bomb-maker's instruction +on how to make a depth charge in the easiest way possible. Everyone +can do this, so why not try? + +040: "Depression" by The GNN. Life can be easy, for some people. +For most though, it's hard and depressing, so here's something for +you all to be even more depressed by.. maybe you find that you're +not so depressed after all. The GNN, the depression meister. + +041: "The Excuse" by The GNN. What do those second grade home-made +terrorists say when something goes wrong? Do they admit that they +made a mistake, or what? Find out by reading this informative file. + +042: "Childish Thoughts" by Phearless. When you're young, you think +everything's so easy. "Not a problem" you say. Well, it's not that +easy when you find that you're not a kid anymore. But some of us have +decided to carry out our thoughts, no matter what. + +043: "The Anatomy Of Hate" by The GNN. How can you say that you +hate when you're not sure what it means to really hate something or +someone? The word "Hate" gets dissected in this neat file by The GNN. + +044: "Golf Ball Enjoyment" by Phearless. Yet another easy-to-make +terrorist thingie for the anarchist. You got someone you want to get +rid of? Well, check out this one from Phearless, our #1 contributor. + +045: "Fun With Electricity" by Phearless. Phearless is back once +again with some projects for the home-anarchist. In this one, he +gives you even more ways to get rid of people you don't like. + +046: "Acid Human Terrorism" by The GNN. The "bonus" file in our +fourth release. This is The best file on acid terrorism I have read +in a long time. The GNN gives you a whole bunch of neat ways to use +acids in your search for true anarchism. + +047: "uXu Index #4" by The Chief. The fourth index is ready and +kickin'. Yes, it's The Chief's only file for uXu for this release +and the reason why is explained in the introduction to this file. +The index includes all uXu releases in Short format, the new files +in the Long format, as well as an introduction by The Chief, member, +contributor and support board lists, and of course, an updated list +of boards where to contact us. + +048: "AI" by The GNN. A Chilling story from our now known Fiction +writer, The GNN. This one deals with Artificial Intelligence in the +future. I promise, you'll be surprised how good it is. Highly +recommended reading. + +049: "Alarm!" by The GNN. A fine poem only leaving you wanting more. +We've seen some new stuff by The GNN in this release, and it's not +just new, it's also extremely good. So, all of you, even though this +is a poem, and you might not read poems every day, take this one home. +If not for the poem itself, then for the final experience. + +050: "Castle Chronicles Chapter Three" by The Chief. What! Oh no! It's +yet another chapter of Steve Castle's investigation and search for the +Man that disappeared from the shoe store. This third chapter gives you +a pretty nasty turn in the story, as well as leaving you with an urge to +read the next chapter. Read all about it! + +051: "How To Deal With The Police" by The GNN. Life is tough. Ok, +we all know that, but are you prepared if one day, the cops bangs +on your door, throws you into their car, takes you downtown only to +question you for hours and hours? No? Then read this short manual. + +052: "El Presidente - A Measure Of Handgun Shooting Skill" by The GNN. +[Taken from the Guns & Ammo Magazine, February Issue 1992]. This +article tells you how the most preferred measure of shooting skill is +done. Maybe you'd like to try it out yourself to see if you're as +slick with your gun as you think you are? Get tha file, will ya! + +053: "Friday The 17th" by The Chief. When you're down in the gutter, +trying to get some help, only because 'it's just one of those days', +pick up this file for some comfort. For some it's Friday the 13th, for +others... it's another day. + +054: "Errors" by The GNN. Is it possible that you affect other people +by doing what you do? How can your dull afternoon in front of your +computer kill 1000's of people? Arthur Dent realized that in the oh-so- +good book The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams, but +is that really true? The GNN tells you the story. + +055: "Eternal Life" by The GNN. Yet another story from The GNN with +twisting tales and turning ends. Our new leader in the fiction business +doesn't let you down with this wonderful story. It's as good as his +earlier ones, and tells the story of a man working with a garage-made +time-machine. + +056: "What Goes Around..." by The GNN. Destroying Nuclear weapons, +de-militarize the earth, peace everywhere. Is it true that only good +things come out of it? Can it for example be a huge mistake to get +rid of all weapons? Why? Read this short thinking story. + +057: "I Know Who You Are!" by The GNN. Are you sure about who you +are, where you come from, and why you're here? Then skip this file. +If not, it's important that you read it as soon as possible. We're +letting you in on the secret here, so don't waste your time. Your +life depend on it! + +058: "The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Information" by The Chief. +Introducing a new competition, as well as a way to receive the finest +and best text files floating around out there. This is the first file +about the contest with vital information. Another file with more +information will be released closer to the actual awards. Get this file +now, and read through it and then leave your comments to your closest +uXu member. Please support this small request. + +059: "Squib Joke" by The GNN. This is a simple but fun joke for all +you sick guys who just like to make people go mad. It's horrible, it +causes permanent brain damage for the victim... and it's cheap too. +Just don't try it on your fellow uXu-ians! + +060: "The Voice" by The GNN. Life beyond the stars. Isn't it strange +we're still all alone down here on earth? Why can't we find life on +other planets? Is it something we're overlooking or just our destiny +to be alone? A fine story from The GNN. + +061: "Torture With Things Laying Around At Home" by The GNN. Aha! +You've got someone you want information from, and you don't know how +to do? Yessss, Torture! The best and only way. This file can be used +anytime. It requires that you have strapped the person to a chair or +something, and that you prevent him from escaping. Interested? + +062: "uXu Index #5" by The Chief. Already the 5th Index? Oh well, I +guess there's only one thing to do then. Get it, really. + +So why not take a break from whatever you're doing right now, and +download this extremely interesting and informative file. At least +you'll know a bit more about the contents of all other uXu files. + +063: "Divine Problems" by The GNN. The Truth? You want the truth? +Well, I'm not sure you'll find it in here. What you Do find, is +a very amusing story, once again from The GNN, that lets you know +that anyone, and I mean ANYONE could have a 'bad day'. Read on.. + +064: "Castle Chronicles Chapter Four" by The Chief. Hmm, is it +possible for Castle to continue his quest? Is it really something +to waste time on.. I mean finding this disappearing fella'. Who +benefits from it? The case is almost Klll-osed! + +065: "Listen Carefully" by The GNN. Technology. Is that something +little extra worth the trouble to get to the right results? Well, +who can say. This story takes you back, way back to the beginning, +but not in Time, no no, this journey takes place in Sound.. + +066: "The New Girl at Work" by Ralph 124C41+. Life, Liberty, +and a healthy sex life. That's what we all need, right? Ralph +tells you about a fantastic experience here in his first file +for uXu, and it ain't about life or liberty. + +067: "The Doors' Complete Lyrics" by Quiksilver. The complete +works. Yes, it is true. Quiksilver gives you a chance to capture +the amazing feeling of The Doors with their lyrics in one packed +file. The first file from Quiksilver for uXu, and it sure is +worth the download for the fan. + +068: "What Happened?" by The GNN. Can you answer that question? +Well, you sure can't before you've read the file, can you? No. +But I'm not sure you can, even after you've read it. This is the +'GNN file of the month'. Please check it out. + +069: "The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01" by The Chief. It's +back. Right on track with the next chapter in the XENIX Tutorial +which you all have been waiting for. Am I right or am I RRRight!? +As our distinguished readers already know, TED includes a lot of +other stuff as well. Comments, the Recommended section, Notes +from the author and so on. A file for the wise. + +070: "A Joke for VMS-Users" by Ralph 124C41+. Heheh, yes, why +not have some fun with the other users on your VMS system? It +sure is fun to make them completely confused, and you're the +only one with the answer to their problems. If you're a VMS kinda +fella', you want this one. + +071: "Judgement Day" by The GNN. Something is happening to the +universe as we know it. We've all heard about Armageddon, Judgement +Day, and we've seen Terminator II, but that's just peanuts compared +to this astonishing little story, from our fiction-meister, The GNN. + +072: "uXu Index #6" by The Chief. Oh my God! It's the 6th Index! +We're going for gold here, continuing to release a bunch of text files +for our yet-to-answer-us-on-our-questions public out there. Get it? + +073: "Electricity" by The GNN. What would you do without it? +Think about it for a second. Nothing that runs on electricity +could be used. A scary thought, presented by The GNN. + +074: "The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02" by The Chief. Hi there! +We're back with yet another Digest. This issue starts a new series +with Digital's VMS Version 5. Plus the regular sections, recommended, +end comments and lists of places where you can find uXu. + +075: "Toy Soldiers" by The GNN. Technology takes over? You're +scared of the diseases we have around us these days? Ecological +disasters? Well, you could end your days in other ways. Neat +fiction from our meister, The GNN. + +076: "The Non-Fictionous 'Over The Edge'" by Phearless. Story +about one day in one of our contributors' life. It isn't dull, +and it isn't boring. Action, police cars and Machine guns are +just a few ingredients. + +077: "The Lost Soul" by The GNN. When you die, where do you go? +Are you going to heaven or hell? Will your soul move on to another +body, or are you just plain dead and gone? Another fiction story +from The GNN. + +078: "How To Get...Older Women Part II" by The Chief. Seriously? +Yes, it's the second part of this tutorial. The first part came +with our very first release, but we haven't forgotten that we +promised a sequel. This one covers Younger Women, how strange this +may sound to you reflecting on the title. + +079: "Smog's Revenge" by The GNN. It's The GNN's masterpiece. +It's the longest story ever to be published from our meister, and +it will take you through every place in the galaxy. This is what +we've all been waiting for. You'll be sorry if you miss it! + +080: "The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03" by The Chief. Sure is. +Another Digest in the very same release. This is the continuing +Xenix tutorial, ending Chapter 4 started in Issue #01. Recommended, +End Comments and the list of places where to find uXu are included +as usual. + +081: "Laser Human Terrorism" by The GNN. You can have unbelievable +fun with a laser sight! You don't need a gun to scare people. Just +buy yourself a laser sight, and get this file with tips and trix on +how to have so much fun with it, you'll be laughing for days. + +082: "The Cure for Paranoia" by The GNN. Are you paranoid? Maybe +you should be, reading these uXu files , but if you are, The +GNN presents a few solutions to your problem in this file. Recommended +for those who are wanted by the police. + +083: "uXu Index #7" by The Chief. Of course we're releasing the 7th +Index with release No.7. What did you think? :) If you're one of our +fans (grin) you already know about the contents of our index files. + +084: "10th Generation" by The GNN. People get killed you know! +90% of all accidents occur at home according to the statistics. +What does this have to do with this textfile? Ehrm, well, it's +a mystical 'detective' story, set in the future with the class of +GNN, and GNN only. + +085: "H0w t0 fix ur kredit!" by Sarlo. The file that transformed +me into a mass of laughing material. Sarlo teaches you the eLyTE +way to 'fix ur kredit'. This file must only be read by eLyTe-d00dz +to be comprehended! Surgeons Warning! (He'll have to operate to +get the laughter away!). Truly already a classic. + +086: "Headhunter" by The GNN. The scene is the future. People +never go into battle themselves, they use robots. Here we meet +someone with a mission. A mission to find the Man, and nothing +is to stand between him and his mission. But why? Who IS the Man? +Is it the ghost of James Brown coming back to haunt you? You'll +see... (quote). + +087: "How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one)" by Ralph 124C41+. +You ever been so angry at someone, you didn't know WHAT to do? +This excellent textfile will get you on your way with some perfect +hints and tips, just to make the life of your enemy a bit tougher. +This one'll kick the other 'annoy' files out there off the market. + +088: "Backfire" by The GNN and Phearless. Why, it's our first +co-production from two of our writers! And it's a helluva story. +Did you ever wonder how you got into That system so easily? Some +systems you hack looks just like they're standing there, waiting +for you don't they? Well, they could be there for a reason... +Hackers watch out! + +089: "The Ivan Chronicles - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts" +by Sarlo. Sarlo's second file for uXu, and it's our first gore- +thriller-suspense-humorous textfile. Why, aren't you all just too +sick of 'Downtown Julie Brown'? Why doesn't anyone DO ANYTHING +about it!? Well, someone might... + +090: "People of the Elite Scene - Yargh!" by The GNN. I know you +want just to Know who all those people calling your board, chatting +with you somewhere, or meet in the street (rarely) really are, and +that's the reason I'll let you in on a small secret. Shhhh! (get +this file and you'll be able to recognize those dumb suckers). The +GNN at his peak of performance. + +091: "Clean Shaven Beauty" by Ralph 124C41+. Ralph lets you in on +one of his secrets in this small but informative file. Did you ever +think how it would feel to shave 'there'? Well, you're in for a +surprise, let me tell you. + +092: "Blackstone Rising" by Sarlo. Do you believe in God? Do you +think Satan is the root of all evil? How can you be that sure? +Sarlo lets you meet Blackstone, a.k.a Satan in a close-up, deep- +diving and informative 'interview'. Maybe, everything's the other +way around? + +093: "Meanwhile" by The GNN. Another story from The GNN? Well, +I think you'll find this one different. Really. I will not reveal +what lurks inside this textfile, you will have to find that out +by yourselves. + +094: "uXu Index #8" by The Chief. A bit earlier than planned, but +still we're here. Some new sections added again, which hopefully +will improve the index. We evolve as you read (grin). + +095: "Feline Superiority" by The GNN. People think they're so +bright, right? Someone (we all know who) told us that mice were +smarter than us, and we laughed at the thought. What would You +say if this was discovered to actually be the truth? + +096: "The Family Man" by The GNN. The dark future places its +cold hands around your neck. No-one is there to rescue you from +the eternal and punctual void, and the man asked you why? Why +did you cry for help? A dark story from The GNN to get you in +the mood for yet another uXu release. + +097: "Criminal Me" by Phearless. The confessions of a criminal? +Violence, drugs, theft, guns and other activities are listed on +this individuals record, which actually makes a great story. Is +he just plain crazy or does he live the normal healthy life you +expect him to do? You decide. + +098: "Utopia" by The GNN. If you're depressed, don't read this +excellent view on life as it is today by The GNN. You will not +find an utopia, you will only see the truth. If you're not afraid +of the truth, the beautiful, but at the same time ugly, truth +is here presented to you in a neatly coated file. + +099: "Two Poems In One" by Phearless and The GNN. Why bother +asking why? Almost a co-production again between our two masters +of anarchy and fiction, but not quite. Well, there's no need in +plugging for this one, because it'll be a hit anyway. + +100: "A Year With uXu" by The Chief. A brief look on the year that +has passed along with uXu releases. The short uXu history you might +call it. Seemed appropriate to write when the no. one hundred file +was to be released. + +101: "Sex!" by The GNN. Now what you expect from the title, but +it does have to do with the content in a way. Sex sex sex, is that +ALL you think about? Good! Then this file is for you. Why not do +what everyone else is doing? This one will show you how! + +102: "Meaning Of Life" by The GNN. When you discover THE meaning +of life. When you know why you do the things you do, why the human +race behaves like it does, and why boiling tea is hot, what happens? +Will you go nuts when you discover the truth. Only the brave will +ever know.. + +103: "Vampires Anno 90's" by The GNN. If Dracula decided to make +a comeback today, who would believe it? Would You listen if someone +tried to warn you? Here's the story about the Dracula of today. +The modern Dracula. + +104: "Church Of The Re(A)listic" by The GNN. A realistic church? +Get real! What has caused more war than anything else on this earth? +What has made people do crazy and often lethal things more than +anything else? You guessed it! But why, and what can we do about it? +Here's a thought. + +105: "uXu Index #9" by The Chief. Better late than never, right? +YES we do live! Rumors? All lies! It's not true! Not true I say! . +As you might expect (expect?) you'll find the regular sections in +the index, with new information and generalabelia. + +106: "What Do You Think About Bleed?" by The GNN. People seem +to criticize good, well-written up-your-face games these days. +How dumb! Don't you think? Yeah, so read what Brad Nixon NYPD +has to say to the non-believers, right here! + +107: "uXu Lyrics: Curve - Dopplegänger" by The Chief. The Chief's +absolute favorites. Here with the lyrics to their latest album +'Dopplegänger'. If you haven't heard of Curve, you haven't +experienced life! + +108: "Dental Torture" by The GNN. Shame on you! Afraid of +going to the dentist? Ha! Ehm.. Well.. dentalphobia could +happen to anyone. The GNN lets you know what a nightmare +a visit to the dentists could be. + +109: "Clean Shaven Beauty II" by Ralph 124C41+. If you could +write a sequel to what has been labeled 'un-sequelable', you +know what to expect. Yet another classic, mind-bending short +story by Ralph. + +110: "The Civilized Primitive Prowler" by The GNN. A schizophrenic +story by The GNN to complete this set of files, and give you +the maximum joy. I won't say anything about the contents, +because this is a file NOT TO BE MISSED. Another GNN Classic. + +111: "Now It Can Be Told - uXu Members Speaks Out" by ALL. Last +release, you were presented with a short tale about the year +uXu has been active by The Chief. Now the other members speaks +out, letting you know their side of the story. Uncensored +of course. + +112: "uXu Lyrics: Curve - Pubic Fruit" by The Chief. Now, if +you STILL haven't heard of Curve, you didn't read some of the +last file-descriptions! So, go back, and read it through, again +and again until.. Seriously, this is the lyrics to the compilation +Curve released at the end of 1992. Just unsinkable! + +113: "uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Just For a Day" by The Chief. Yes, +it's another lyrics file. (There are a few this time aren't there?) +Slowdive lyrics, here from their 'Just For a Day' album released +last year. Another Chief favorite. + +114: "Elite Modemtraders" by The GNN. If you collect all eLyTE +modemtraders in a house, blow it up, and jump on the pieces, +would they disappear? Yeah, of course. They're too gullible +to even suspect someone tricking them. Check what The GNN did +to 'em. + +115: "Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter One" by The Chief. +The sequel? But the first series isn't finished yet!? You're +right. This is the serious series with Castle set in a future +no one could imagine. The Non-humor-series. Read the end-comment +in file 115 to get the complete explanation. + +116: "uXu Index #10" by The Chief. I don't think you need an +introduction to the Index-file anymore. Or do you? Perhaps we have +a couple of new readers, perhaps someone actually enjoy reading +about the index in the index itself? Hmm.. ok then.. back to normal. +As you might know, you'll find the regular sections in the index, +with new information and general statistics. + +117: "The Missionary Man" by The GNN. Our twisting-ends meister +smokes you into this eleventh release with a story only inches +away from your face. His views on life in general marks this one +as well as it does in his other work. + +118: "I O U" by Phearless. This is not for the weak. This is not +for the inexperienced one. Phearless makes a tough comback with a +story that'll make you bleed and never forget. Hard-core for the +fans out there. + +119: "...As If Every Day..." by The GNN. What can create something +so terrible, so unpredictable, that you'll face your maker even +though you're not sick, even though it's not an accident and even +though it's not suicide? Read on. + +120: "Pleasurehouse Interview" by The Chief. One of the best +Swedish indie bands played live at a local place, and yours truly, +couldn't miss that opportunity to do an interview with the members +of the band. Something for the indie-mates out there, for sure. + +121: "Perpetum Mobile - Three Poems" by The GNN. Three poems in +a collection from The GNN. 'Ice', 'The Price To Pay' and 'Perpetum +Mobile'. Some of the best poems from uXu in fact, and not to be +missed. + +122: "uXu Lyrics: Suredo, Pleasurehouse & A Shrine" by The Chief. +More lyrics! This time from the three best Swedish Indie bands +right now. Independent fans - you'll find yourself at home with +uXu.. we're sure independent. + +123: "The Open Road Towards The Future" by The GNN. Now, here +and alive. That's what you are, isn't it? Do you care about +anything? Do you value your right to live the way you do? +Questions. An answer? Why worry. + +124: "Everything's Gonna Be Alright..." by Phearless. Yes, +Phearless with another fantastic file. One that is different +from what we're used to see from him. One that is grabbing your +brain from every direction. Car-ness. + +125: "They Are Coming" by The GNN. If you heard that they were +coming, would you greet them with a smile, or would you be worried +they'd blow everyone away? You'd have to chose, you'd have to see +the reality. + +126: "Why?" by The GNN. What are you wearing? What are you doing? +Who told you to do your homework? Who even told you to got to school? +WHY are you doing all these things, when you know what you really +want to do? Why? + +127: "uXu Index #11" by The Chief. The index. The foundation to +an entire collection of text files. Isn't that nice. Hehe, kind of +self-important statement isn't it? Yeah, so forget it. As you +surely know, you find the regular sections in the index, plus new +information and general statistics. + +128: "Als Sprach The GNN - Ten Topics" by The GNN. Our brain surgeon +hits the crowd again with some mind-bending thoughts about life, the +way we know it, as it is today. Could he be right this time? Of course +he could. See what You think and pick up this piece of work. + +129: "The Anatomy Of Boredom" by Ralph 124C41+. This release really +marks somewhat of a similar cause. Ralph writes here about boredom, +why, why not, and what boredom have made possible all the way through +the dawn of the human race. Another thinker for y'all. + +130: "Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Two" by The Chief. True, +this makes me sick! "Lets have some action here, lets make it more +cYbERpunK!" they said. Why? Why can't it develop along the lines that +were drawn up from the start? "They won't read it." they said. Well, +why didn't you say so in the first place? ssssnyderflunk you said? + +131: "Dream On" by Ralph 124C41+. One man, trapped, but not in a +place he didn't want to be - now how is that possible? Well, when +you're desperate, feeling really low, you only have one place where +you can control your surroundings. Right. + +132: "The House Of The Criminally Insane" by The GNN. What treatment +could possibly help those who are criminally insane, you ask? Hmm, +there is a better way for you to learn the answer to that question +and that is to read this cute, but really ground-shaking text. + +133: "The Twelve Miscellaneous Facts About Life" by The Chief. Two +minutes of your time, is all I ask. Just read through this, now old +but unused file found in the depths of our archives and see what +you think. Dontcha agree wit' da chief? Oh well. + +134: "The Last Night Of The World" by The GNN. Now? TODAY? What +would you do if you found out that this what the last night of +your life. Everyone's life? What would the rest of the world do +when that day came? What would happen?! HELP! + +135: "Death Is Rotten" by Ralph 124C41+. Yes, you say. Perhaps it is, +after a while. So what do we do about it? Is there a way we can go +to live longer? Here's a little story of a man who found a way, though +I don't think it is the way he wanted it to be... + +136: "Live On Stage Again: Messiah!" by The GNN. If He came to visit +you, what would you say? What would you do? What if, now this is just +a thought, what if He was just like you? The GNN brings him back again +to the scene, to explain a few things. + +137: "uXu Index #12" by The Chief. Twelve of these and you really +have the life of uXu in your hands. The index isn't something to be +thrown away! No Sir! It leaves you with a history. And every new one +gives you new sections, plus new information and general statistics. + +138: "The Last Frontier" by The GNN. A rational statement trying to +see through the government's interest in the wide area networks of +today. A couple of answers to questions if this is good or bad, and +what will probably happen in the near future is presented here. + +139: "Letters To The State" by Anon. Contributors. This one was +sent to uXu through an anonymous mail-address, to be published with +this release. It's a story of lies, "dangerous people with computers", +informers and the police. + +140: "The Killing Truth" by The GNN. The truth can be fatal, we all +know that. But how fatal can it be? If you knew, would you care, or +would something else happen to you? Do you dare to know? + +141: "uXu Lyrics: Curve - Radio Sessions" by The Chief. One of the +best Curve collections out on the market today. Their Peel sessions +are better and differs from the originals. You a Curve fan? Scope +this one out. + +142: "The Lynch Mob" by The GNN. Crisis, governments, scape-goats, +refugees, anarchists and the 'normal' people. The GNN corrects the +picture on the wall with yet another insightful look under the +magnifying glass on how the world works. Do you believe? + +143: "Prometheus Symptom" by The GNN. Creeping fiction from the +meister himself. Knowledge, power and pain. People say knowledge +is power. At least right now. + +144: "Vengeance!" by Hedge. Now there's a new name in the game. +Hedge presents himself with a story that might just not be fiction +at all. Or is it? The guilty ones know for sure. + +145: "Rage!" by The GNN. Yes, Rage. Will you put up with anything? +What do you do when someone tells you to go to hell? Do you do that +then? I don't think so. What do you do when someone tells you to do +something? Depends on who it is, right? The police? + +146: "The Power" by The GNN. If you read GNN's last, really popular +one called 'Meanwhile', you will love this one. And it is so true, +so true. You'll get the message. + +147: "uXu Index #13" by The Chief. Perhaps the index isn't needed +anymore? What do You think? Let me know! E-Mail me with your comments +and we'll head the way you turn us to. Though we've got one for this +release doesn't mean there aren't any new sections, new information, +and general statistics. + +148: "Technophilia" by Ikonoklast. The book on the computer underground +as we know it today. If you haven't read this one already, you better +grab a copy and get a grip on the underground. Everything from Hackers +to Raves, from Mind machines and Virtual Reality to Nootropics. Grab this +one or you're crazy! + +149: "The Art Of Weirdness" by Bob Slack. This one is the first from +Bob under the uXu label. It gives you some ideas on what to do while +online someplace if you're not weird enough already. You'll get far by +following his short but useful tips. + +150: "Declare War!" by The GNN. The computer underground is a +somewhat vulnerable scene these days. People get busted every day +and, it seems, for everything. This is no longer a game like it +was a few years ago. This is war. + +151: "Hackers Against The Govt's New World Order" by FreeStyle. One +of our new contributors presents you with a in-depth discussion on +what the government is really all about. Control. And what can we do +about it? The computer underground can't do shit, you say? Wrong. +Read on. + +152: "Settle For Nothing" by The Chief. The topic of large egos +once again. More in a general view of relationships this time though +and how to act/what to do (perhaps) to make that relationship hold +or fold. You decide if you want to try. I wouldn't. + +153: "A Day For Tired People" by The GNN. Feeling tired and bored +on sundays huh? Feeling like you're doing everything like you've always +done it, without change? Well, here's a little story for you that'll +probably make you think a bit. No no, it's fiction. :) + +154: "Suicidal Maniac's Shitty File" by Suicidal Maniac. Now here's +someone who promised us a file _a long_ time ago. And you know what? +He kept his promise! Even though he disappeared from the online world +for almost a year. Amazing. Well, what are you waiting for? Get it! + +155: "Ripmax Top Tenners" by Ripmax. Yes yes, another load of top +ten files, though this time from a new australian contributor. How to +piss off people listening in on your phone line, and how to cause +havoc at the shopping mall. Good stuff to have in mind when shit +happens to you, no? Yes. + +156: "The Sad Part Of Raping" by Hedge. A story that'll leave you +with more questions than answers. There are not much to say about +it, other than that it is a chilly story with blood stains on it. +Brrrrrrr. + +157: "uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Souvlaki" by The Chief. At last, the +lyrics to the latest album from Slowdive. Trickier than ever, but +most of it is what it should be. Straight forward - Slowdive lyrics +are _tough_, but this'll help you on your way to enlightenment. + +158: "Exciting Life" by The GNN. What do you want from life? Do you +feel that urge to _do_ something? To become _someone_? To stand out +in a crowd. Be special. That would be great, wouldn't it? You'd be +doing what you wanted to do, all the time, right? Right... + +159: "Advanced Phreaking Using Cordless Phones" by FreeStyle. There +are ways you can use a cordless phone. There are ways you can use it +to your advantage. There are ways people can use Your cordless phone +to Your disadvantage. Now, do you want to miss this file? + +160: "uXu Index #14" by The Chief. Hmm, no comments on if the index +is needed or not since last time. Well, I guess it'll stay this way +then, 'til someone says something about it. . This time the index +contains _New and improved_ information and general statistics. + +161: "An Amazing Christmas Tale" by The GNN. The way people make it +worth the hassle. For what? Why do you need the dough when you're +retired? Everyone saves enough money today, so they can spend it when +they're 70? What fun is that? It's not what this story is about, but +read it anyway. + +162: "The Man Behind" by The GNN. This one will be a classic! "A +genuine GNN!" they will say when you find it in the window of an +old crummy antique store. Never will you forget the words, the story. +And that is a promise. Highly recommended chilly reading. + +163: "Bob - The Serial Killer" by The GNN. The only place you'll +ever be able to read about Bob _is_ right here. Yes, that's right. +Oh, but you haven't been properly introduced, have you? Say hello +to Bob. You'll be surprised. + +164: "How To Make a Bomb!" by The GNN. One for the road, you say? +I don't think so. Seen this one before, you say? I do not think so. +Tired of those recipes that flood the e-zines and newsgroups throughout +the wrinkled computerized anarchy mecca? Then read this one. + +165: "We Love You, Pigs!" by The Chief. The thought behind this one +from the start was a joke, sort of. Writing about the way cops do their +thing - ought to be funny huh? Well maybe not. + +166: "Interrogation" by The GNN. Feeling low? Want to do something +fun? Are you stuck in your ways? Fuck, this sounds like a soda +commercial. I'm sick sick sick of it. This one's about an interrogation +if you didn't catch that. And it's dead serious. + +167: "Red Team" by The GNN. Now, here's a story about a killer. One +who used to work for _them_. What happened? Why does it say _used to_ +work? Hmm, there must be a reason, and yes, you are right. Read on +and find out. + +168: "10 Ways To Cause Havoc in Public Toilets" by BLaZe. Yes! Ten +different tips that'll help your ass when you're close to the bowl +from our recent_and_very_new contributor BLaZe. Ain't that somethin'? + +169: "The Stand" by The GNN. A place where you're allowed to be. +Allowed? What keeps you from leaving that place? Is something, or +someone deciding for _you_ ? Ahem, well, this has something to do +with this story, sort of anyway. A GNN thang. + +170: "A Theory of Justice - The Game Show" by The GNN. At one stage +in the years of the human race, there will be someone who wants to +know what's going on behind the scenes. Politics, of course, but when +they don't work, (and quite frankly, have they ever?) what will happen? + +171: "Five Stories From The Metaphysical Workshop" by The GNN. I +think I'll let you describe this one by yourselves. It is not an +easy task, as it is five stories in one, but I think you will +be pleased and happy with all of them. + +172: "uXu Index #15" by The Chief. The filled-to-the-limit index +with the usual ingredients. What did you call it? Useless? Wonderful? +Nothing! Bah. So much for participating. The index (as you surely know +by now) contains information, general statistics and some other stuff +we make up ourselves. + +173: "The Eternal Machine" by The GNN. There are minds behind your +every success. Behind all failures. And if you thought it was you, +you're wrong. Just think about it for a second and you have the answer, +or read this one if you want to cheat. + +174: "We Are The Robots" by Hedge. This marks the return of the +creative and enlighted Hedge, with a file on our society, what +controls the average mind, and what could happen (or is happening) +when the government starts to pick up on it. + +175: "Clean Shaven Beauty III" by Ralph 124C41+. The final and last +part of these creamy stories with yet another astounding end that you +won't expect (or what do I know.. maybe you've figured Ralph out?). + +176: "Operation Moon Sucker" by The GNN. One damn fine story I'd +like to say. Hey, wait a minute. Did I say story? Hmm, well, it's +not completely fiction anyway. Some of these things really happened. +Yeah, believe it. We're from Sweden, remember? + +177: "Get Free Stuph and Kill People!!!!!" by Basehead. The +Overlord Power-Destructo-Death-Head's finest tricks and tips that +will do you good, if you decide to read this one that is. You +_do_ believe me, don't you? + +178: "How To Talk With ET's..." by Budha & Greg Iloyd. Feeling +a bit out of touch, I'm not sure how to describe this one. The +best thing would be to just let you read it and decide for yourself. +To be honest though, yes, it does have something to do with aliens. + +179: "The Unpaid Workers of Politics" by Hedge. Now, this is really +a sequel to the 'We Are The Robots' file, and rightly so too. Another +look at our society, from another angle, and on another subject. Makes +you think, and that is good. + +180: "Wild West" by The GNN. Yes we all know it, but most people +try to hide behind the shiny, flashy front. America? Land of the +free? The one who told you that is your enemy. Or what was it Rage +Against The Machine said? + +181: "Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Three" by The Chief. A +quick look at a dark page in Steve Castle's life. Yes, it is the third +part, and hopefully not the last (or I will be shot or sumpthin'). +Continuing where part 2 left off. + +182: "Who Knows?" by The GNN. At this moment, this one isn't what +it originally was, and the reasons behind the change are not worth +to mention. Lets just say that it doesn't matter. Okay, it doesn't +matter. + +183: "uXu Index #16" by The Chief. No, it's hasn't changed. Why? +Well, probably because it's okay as it is, huh? :) Enough of that! +This is the index file, where you find news, updates on everything +worth updating, statistics (sort of), lists of places and people we +think you'd want to know about, a general hint to what them new files +are about (in case you're looking for something special, perhaps?), +and other assorted things. + +184: "The GNN's File #100" by The GNN. There. This is something +we'd like to celebrate, but GNN himself took care of that by +writing another file. How ingenious, huh? Self-admiration? Self- +pity? Read on.. + +185: "How To Avoid Letter-Bombs" by Ralph 124C41+. This file +could be a lot longer. In fact, it could be as long as you want +it. There are numerous ways to avoid letter-bombs. The first one? +Not to get one at all. But, here are a couple of good tips. + +186: "Lock-Picking Using The 'Lock Clicker'" by The GNN. We know +there are files on this subject, but they're outdated today. This +one is fresh, not frozen. This one is new, not old. This one is +for informational purposes only. + +187: "Two-Two-Six-Eight" by Phearless. One day, reality won't be +good enough for anyone living in it. One day, we'll all meet in +a different reality, or will we? What kind of reality would You +want instead of this one? + +188: "The Fanatic Hunter" by The GNN. The story isn't completely +made up. Some of it is true, but we'll let you decide what is and +what is not. This could happen though. Just continue to live your +guarded and well-arranged life, and you'll find out sooner or later. + +189: "Methods For Creating A Paranoid Lifestyle" by Hedge & The GNN. +In case you aren't paranoid yet, there are a hundred reasons to make +even the most safe person in the world think, and here they are! +Neatly presented and packaged by our two realists. + +190: "Gas Station" by The GNN. Nowadays, you just don't want to +get involved when something happens, right? You're better off minding +you own business. Why bother with things that someone else just +as easily could do? Right. Why you? + +191: "How To Get... Older Women Part III" by The Chief. Yes, you +guessed it, and you know it. It's the third one in the series, with +updates, explanations and general thoughts behind this really really +interesting subject. Liked the first two? Then get this one as well. + +192: "Final Discovery" by The GNN. A discovery that would change +the world, wouldn't that be fun, huh? Something so mind-bending, +everyone, man, woman, child or animal, would change with it. Like +what everything in the world is made of, for example? + +193: "Morality?" by Das Model. The first file from our new +contributor deals with the morality of man. Howcome there is such +a thing as morality in the first place? What purpose does it serve? +Das Model explains the underlying facts. + +194: "City Of Slaves" by The GNN. A tale of a bum, a low-life, +scum. What happened you ask? No you don't. You don't care. He's +there because he did something. Something that made him sink down +the drain. You will never be like _that_ guy, will you? + +195: "The City" by Hedge. Not intentional, this one came after +The GNN's 'City Of Slaves' in this release. They are sort of similar, +but not quite. Well, in fact, they are different, but have some +joining parts that will please or un-ease you. The City. + +196: "The Good Life" by The GNN. In the future, is there such a +thing as death? Will we die, or what? Won't we just escape into +an alternate reality when the time comes? Or will there be something +else, that will enable us to live on forever? Or what? What? + +197: "Ripmax Top Tenners #2" by Ripmax. There really are too many +of these files floating around now, but we couldn't resist Ripmax +latest batch of tenners. They're good. They're funny. They're what +you'd expect. Not. + +198: "Cybernetic Escape Route" by The GNN. But didn't our latest +t-shirt contain the words "cyberdweebs"? Yes it did, though our +futuristic fiction master couldn't resist writing a file with a +title containing the word 'cyber'. Hehe, and you're going to read it. + +199: "Learn To Love Big Brother" by The GNN. One day, we have the +feeling there will be something, someone watching us. Following our +every move. Recording whatever we say. Judging us. Where did this +idea come from? What is done today to stop something like this from +happening? Is it what we want? + +200: "uXu Does Town 1994" by All But Hedge. You can believe it or +not, but here is another _first_ for the uXu series. All but one +of our regular writers contributed to this file, in various ways. +Pick a story and believe it. + +201: "Reincarnation, Inc." by The GNN. Wonders do happen. Sometimes. +Then again, sometimes they don't. In fact, most of the time, they +don't. So what if someone could assure that you would be reincarnated +as whatever you wanted? Wouldn't that be just fantastic? + +202: "Time Traveller's Guide - An Introduction" by Phearless. You +will be able to travel through time by follwing these easy steps. +It is true, though it may not be what you had expected. Follow the +advice, do not expand the limits, be careful and you will experience +something wonderful. + +203: "Practical Redress" by The GNN. Are you weak? Do you turn +away from the TV when something 'terrible' happens? Are you easily +disgusted? Then leave this file where it is. It'll make you puke. +It's the most violent one you'll ever read, if you do read it. + +204: "uXu Index #17" by The Chief. Another index for the indexed +mind. Well, I will spare you from nonsense comments this time, long +descriptions and useless information about the index because you all +know what the hell this is all about, right? Yeah, so don't come and +complain later on, y'hear! No more games. That's right, _no games_. +And that's what I'm saying. Well, the index isn't a game, is it? No! + +205: "Big Bang Phil" by The GNN. Chemistry class was always fun. The fear +in the teacher's eyes combined with the smell of something burning, how +we laughed. This Phil guy is one who prefer practical experiments to +theoretical. + +206: "The Nightfly" by The GNN. Futuristic view on censorship in the +extreme. This little night talker has other things to worry about than +losing his air license. Feed your mind with these brand new bytes of art. + +207: "Review: 'Bolero' by Jordan Lee" by Dee Philipp Binggeli. Our new +writer, the multimedia enthusiast Dee P Binggeli, manage to catch jazz +guitarist for a chat. This file contains a fresh interview with Jordan +Lee himself and a review of his latest album 'Bolero'. A must for fans +and music addicts. + +208: "What To Say" by The GNN. Here it is. For people that never seem to +end a conversation the right way. Here's how to end one, quick and with +the usual smile guarantee. Prepare yourself for the next battle, as it +will come to you eventually. + +209: "Speech For The Defence" by The GNN. Hell, one day you might be there +yourself. You never know, suddenly you _will_ realize that things are not +what they appear to be. Of course you only need to prove it. To yourself, +and to everyone else. + +210: "How To Avoid Getting Hangover" by McCoy. Does the room spin when +you wake up and do you experience the sensation of being more thirsty +than the big bad wolf? Do you spend more than one hour trying to get out +of bed, just to step into your own vomit? Then do not worry! Crawl to +your computer, turn it on, and carefully read this file and you will +probably survive the day. Probably. + +211: "Three Rendez-vous With The Men Of Power" by The GNN. Psychological +hardcore thriller by the most flexible writer we have in our staff. Easy +to read - hard to understand - very tough to believe. As always, it is +up to the reader what is to be taken seriously or not. + +212: "Population X" by The GNN. Just because you can't see things doesn't +prove they are non-existant. Just because you can't believe in something +doesn't prove it isn't true. If something exists, does that prove that +it's real? + +213: "Poetry Collection 1" by Bob Slack. Bob Slack returns after a while +of silence with this collection of poetry that mixes humble views at +the present situation with powerful explosions of anger. + +214: "Poetry Collection 2" by Bob Slack. Some people say that poetry is +boring and a waste of time. Well, read this nine poems from our poetry- +meister and I can assure that you will change your mind. + +215: "Poetry Collection 3" by Bob Slack. Love is always a good source +for inspiration. Luckily for us, Bob Slack recently stumbled over Karen, +who obviously is a real cutie pie, since he spoils us with yet another +bunch of poetry! Enjoy. + +216: "Fuck You, Stefan Kronqvist" by The GNN. Personal opinions, or the +opinions of an entire generation? Do you know who Your "Stefan Kronqvist" +is? He will get to you, in one way or the other - and leave with or without +your mind, knowledge and perhaps even your life. + +217: "Psycho(logical)scope" by Phearless. Who are you? What will you +become? From the basic facts you know about yourself, this file will +rape your mind and blow your top until it leaves you with the rational +understanding about yourself. Yes, the truth hurts. + +218: "Everything You Need To Know About Techno" by Ralph 124C41+. The +fact remains: being a techno-fan is not easy at all. You must dedicate +yourself unless you want to make a fool of yourself in public. This file +will help you. Should be read while listening to anything that goes at +200 bpm or more. + +219: "The Voter's Paradox" by Leon Felkins. How many of your decisions +in your life were made upon what You know and what You feel? Are you sure? +Think again. This is definitely recommended reading for the hungry. + +220: "uXu Index #18" by Phearless & The GNN. The Chief: We didn't plan it +this way! Most people like organized and formatted collections. I know that, +because I'm a collector myself. Therefore, we made the index files as a part +of each release, with statistics, updates and descriptions. For those who +want this sort of stuff. For the collector, and for the reader. Nice to see +some of you actually reading this right now. + +221: "Escape Macabre, The" by The GNN. Chemistry in life. What we do +and what we don't do - it all makes a difference. If you're sure what +you want with your life, and that it is to just go with the flow, you +need to read this one, to get your mind started. To see the alternative +roads available to you. + +222: "Five Poems" by Mr Dude. Futuristic? No. Sarcastic? Maybe. +Real? Absolutely! Whatever feeling you have, here are five real-life +and in many ways true poems by one of our new contributors, Mr Dude. +A first not to be missed for sure. + +223: "Final Mistake" by The GNN. Our race have come a long way, +you might say. We're not the ones that makes mistakes like before. +Today, we have learned to plan, discuss and form our lives and what +we do, whatever it might be. Is that good? Maybe we should look +back, to the time we explored the world without hesitation? + +224: "Contemplation In Rain" by Hedge. Here we have a pleasant +poem from Hedge. It's so beautiful, you won't be able to hold your +tears. Green meadows, beds of flowers, a young girl in a white +dress with a picnic basket. Ha ha ha. + +225: "Frozen Dreams" by The GNN. Hell freezes over one day. We +don't know when, and we don't know why, but it does. This forms +an interesting question. Where _is_ hell? There is an expression: +hell on earth. Is that where hell is? Hell freezes over.. Earth +freezes over? + +226: "A Cooperative Society" by Leon Felkins. Does the behaviour +of people change when they are alone compared to when they are in +groups? And how does the individual behaviour affect the whole group? +Leon Felkins takes us through a deep, thourough and really +interesting discussion about this topic. + +227: "The uXu Quiz" by The GNN. Psychological chaos. Questions? +Yes! It _is_ a quiz for you, our readers. +Yes! There are prizes to be won. +Yes! You can send in your answers by e-mail or snail-mail. +Yes! It has to do with uXu. + +228: "Histamin" by Pivic. Just take a hollow mind. Fill it up +with experience and life, and you've got this fine collection of +short stories, weird stories, fun stories but true stories. Our +new contributor introduces you to what you can expect in the +future. + +229: "Reel" by The GNN. To watch a film. To edit it just the way +you want it to be. Wouldn't that pretty neat? That's what I thought +too. Maybe it's more to it, you know? When you edit out a piece of +that film.. Maybe it has an effect on everything else? + +230: "Poetry Collections" by Bob Slack. Some people just can't +stop. Heh heh. Here's another bunch of poems from Bob Slack. I'd +say - if you liked his past poems, you're going to love these. +Check them out, will ya! + +231: "Terror Will Strike" by The GNN. How do you change society? +Can you change it if you try? The general thought is that the state +is strong. It will not fall. It will punish you if you go against +it, and who'd want that? But maybe, maybe there is a way. + +232: "Sweet Celebration" by Hedge. Personal paranoia is a good thing +mostly. In small quantities anyway. But what do you do when there's +nothing left to do? You can only be as paranoid as the paranoia you +spread yourself. How paranoid are you now? + +233: "Collage" by Ralph 124C41+ and Hedge. Who would have guessed? +This is yet another 'first' for the uXu series, and you know what? It's +a JPG file. Yes, a picture. But not just any picture - it's a collage +of them crazy swedish uXu members and writers while on their 'uXu does +town 1994' tour in Stockholm. Ego? Of course. + +234: "Future War" by The GNN. There are people in the future, right? +And there were people in the past? There are people now, and they're +in the middle of past and future. Now, when you realize this, doesn't +that mean that whatever you do today, you have an effect on the people +of the future? Do you dare to walk out the door after reading this one? + +235: "uXu Index #19" by The Chief. A bit tired and frustrated, I admit, +but what can you do about it? I know. Nothing. Well, still hanging in +there, shaping the releases, organizing the facts and statistics, this +is the index file for this release. You ought to find some updates, stories, +new information, descriptions and statistics in here. If you don't, you're +reading the wrong file. Well, that takes care of it this time, or am I +wrong? I don't think so. + +236: "Enforced" by The GNN. Chemistry made it possible from the start. +Alcohol. What can we say about it? That it is nice to have a few beers +among friends a friday night? That it creates problems for others? That +it is classified as a drug. That it kills? In more ways that you'd +imagine. + +237: "HoHoCon '94 Review" by Dr. No. Futuristic fiction? Another +planet? Space aliens roaming about? No no. This is a report from +HoHoCon 1994. Read all about it! Who was there? Who wasn't there +What happened behind the scenes? Who got the Traci Lords video tapes? +Just read it and dream you were there. + +238: "The Internet Hysteria" by The GNN. Our society is changing. The +internet has been brought down to "ground-level" and with it, a vast +number of magazines, articles, TV shows and whatnot. New users on the +internet today have a massive guide in these, a guide that tells the +truth? A guide that they will follow? A guide that might destroy the +whole internet? + +239: "Master Mind" by Classified Knowledge. Here, for our mind +expanding series, we find yet another file. This time from an anonymous +contributor on the topic of controlling someone else's mind from a +distance. He, or she, describes the simple technique which you can +try out yourself after reading these instructions. + +240: "Survive IRC" by The GNN. Hell, a survive guide for IRC from uXu? +Well, why not? One of these days, even _you_ could end up on IRC, if +you haven't already (then you know of these things). For new users of +this chat-land, what could be better than a guide like this? + +241: "Ellen Keys" by The Chief. Does it take much to get arrested +these days? Who knows how it's like in _your_ country today, but we're +all heading for a society where information is the criminal, the author +the responsible, and the victim the reader, if we don't do something +about it pretty soon. + +242: "No More Secrets" by The GNN. A file that could be linked to the +others in our view of the government versus hackers. We have several +files on this topic, but the more the better we feel, so here's another +one that takes another step to try to get the true information out in +the open. + +243: "Meaning of?" by Polish Polish. Just imagine yourself at the +very very top of the cream. You could do whatever you wanted, (and still +be arrested somehow of course, but that's not the point!) What would you +do? What would you say? + +244: "The New World Order" by The GNN. To create a new world order +would take a whole lot of work and money, don't you think? To have +the masses behind you, with the same judgement and values as you, +with guns or not. A pretty hard task for most of us. Or is it? + +245: "Party Time" by Pivic. Some unfinished business can be your +worst nightmare when you least expect it. What happens during an +evening can change your whole life. Be aware of it before it happens. + +246: "A Slight Miscalculation" by The GNN. How would time traveling +look like, do you think? Would it be an easy task creating time machines +that would work? Work like they were made to work? How about testing? +Who would do the testing and what would that create? Now, that's +humour for you. + +247: "The 'Land" by Hollywood. Personal view from a new contributor +on things that might well be a future problem. Who knows what new +technology and little used brains might create? Read this and get +hooked into a line of thought. + +248: "What Is This Thing Called Progress?" by The GNN. Who wants +to know? You? Me? All of us? Well then. The GNN presents some thoughts +on the subject. Maybe it will create a thought in your head? + +249: "uXu Index #20" by The Chief. Thank you! Yes, it's here. After +Christmas. But what did you expect? I know. Nothing. But, here it comes. +The index file for this release. What you don't know about it already, +I don't know, but for old time's sake, here are some of the contents: +Updates, a small introduction, new information, long and short descriptions +plus statistics. Okay then. That should be enough for you to grab this +unmissable file. + +250: "Swift Justice" by The GNN. Chemistry has nothing to +do with it I'm afraid. What does have to do with this story +then?, you ask. Power. Work. Guilt. Execution. Intelligence. +That should be enough to make you interested. + +251: "Your Own Life" by Phearless. Futuristic? No. A true +story? Well, not really a story. It could have been though, +but unfortunately it isn't. Best described, thoughts about +the truths of the system. + +252: "Letter To a Prisoner" by The GNN. Our own power- +penetrating philosopher looks through the blinds of society +and questions the authorities' way of handling the criminal +system of today. + +253: "Guide To a College-Year Abroad" by McCoy. Here are +some answers to questions foreigners might have about +going to college in the U.S. Just take it seriously if +you want. Or just don't. + +254: "Is This Art?" by The GNN. Hell does exist on earth! +What? It does? Where is it? Where can I find it? Here's +one who found it, or should I say, thought she found it. +And she's not alone. + +255: "More Time!" by Phearless. A futuristic story with a +twist to it, that'll hopefully make you think a bit about +what the future might look like. Read it and act before it +is too late! + +256: "Angel" by The GNN. Are there angels, one might ask? +I can't answer that questions, as I am not sure myself, but +I think you might find somewhat of an answer in this, nice +yet intriguing story. + +257: "Suicidal" by The Chief. Just imagine everyone telling +you to do it. To go through with it, or you're a damn coward. +Laughing in your face. Pushing you in the corridors. Until +you can't take it anymore. Would you do it? + +258: "uXu And S.H.A., Facts And Fiction" by The GNN. We +were forced to write this one. To make certain that no-one +had any doubts about what uXu really is all about, and that +we're _not_, I repeat, _not_, a hacker group. + +259: "Love, Sex And Marriage" by Leon Felkins. As the title +suggests, this file is about love, sex and marriage. More +accurately, it is about why we react the way we do with regard +to love, sex and marriage. This one will create discussions. + +260: "On 'Love, Sex And Marriage'" by The GNN. A direct +and genuine discussion about the previous file (259) from the +GNN, able to penetrate the subject, from a philosopher's +point of view. + +261: "A Guide To Paranoia" by Phearless. Personally, I feel +that this is the third part of Phearless series about chaos, +panic and paranoia, and who's going to tell me it is not? +If you're not paranoid yet, you better check this one out. + +262: "To Kill a Bouncer" by The GNN. Who hasn't met these +at the doors to a club, at a bar or at the front of a concert? +And who can say that most of them are nice and friendly? Even +without these questions, I know you will like this one. + +263: "The Evil Demon" by The Chief. And god created man? +Well, who can be sure of that these days when science is our +newly born 'god' that we can depend upon. But can we be sure +of _that_ 'god' then? Are you sure? + +264: "David Letterman" by Phearless. Yes, the story has got the +same name as the late show host, but does that mean that it +contains guests, music and a top ten list? Read it and find +out for yourself. + +265: "DMV & 2D Bar Codes" by Mario. What could be more +suitable than a technical file in this release? Without one +we wouldn't be complete. Here it is. About (what we sort of +already have in Sweden) the future U.S. ID cards. + +266: "Year of Fun" by Phearless. Look at this story, covering a +whole year. Doesn't it seem familiar? Perhaps too familiar? +Isn't this a description of what _your_ life looked like last +year? I bet it is! + +267: "Respublica" by The GNN. Now this one is really up-to-date +these days with all the elections going on, at least here in +Europe. Makes you think about why _your_ vote should be _your_ +vote, and nothing else. + +268: "uXu Index #21" by The Chief. That's it! Writing about these +indexes are becoming pretty tiresome, because I know as well as you +know you're (to a 99% accurate assumption) reading the index when you +read this! Yes, well, what are you waiting for? Info about the index +when you just (almost) read it? Yes? Okay, here it is: The index +includes not just updates, an introduction, new (and old) information, +long and short descriptions + statistics. + +269: "Never Work With Amateurs" by The GNN. Before you do what you +have been planning for a while now, please take your time and really +think through a thing or two about the amateur-syndrome. Scary reading +for the optimists. + +270: "Pray For Me" by Phearless. Pray for who? For Phearless himself? +Or for Phearless and someone else? Well, you better find that out +yourself, by reading this poem. Many of you have probably experienced +the same thing: It is called love. + +271: "American Nightmares" by The Chief. Probably the most boring +file in this release will take you through the eyes of a narrow-minded +swede, and watch the way he looks at the politics currently sweeping +floors in the United States of America. + +272: "Drama" by The GNN. Once again we are taught that nothing +is what it seems to be. Perhaps this story will help you keep calm +in all kinds of desperate situations, no matter what. To quote a +famous writer and at the same time putting it simple, Don't Panic. + +273: "Only The Lonely" by Hedge. Loneliness can be a nice thing. At +least sometimes, when you feel the need to be by yourself. But when +it's not out of your own free will, when nothing grabs you out of +it, it just might be really, really harmful. + +274: "The Driving Test" by The GNN. There are always more than one +way to reach your goals, as well as skinning a cat. When you've gone +through all the nice and friendly ways, you are bound to end up with +what is explained in this humorous piece. + +275: "The Wind" by Knyttet. It has been called objective realism. The +idea that something might exist independent of our own beliefs. Here +is a file that examines that, but in a slightly different sense. Worth +reading. + +276: "The Second Excuse" by The GNN. Our fanatic writer tells you +how things really are in the textfile business. If you are easily +upset by a somewhat negative response to your work, take a valium or +two before reading this otherwise entertaining text. + +277: "Boy Racer" by Pivic. Boy meets girl. Girl meets boy. Isn't +that nice? The things couples say to each other, the things they do +for each other. Yeah, right. Sometimes, meeting the Right person is +not that right after all. Will you recognize yourself in this essay? + +278: "Guardians of The Masses" by The GNN. This document will not +teach you anything. The ones this file is about - all of us - can +react in three different ways; _What kind of crap is this?_, _It's +actually true!_ or for the fortunate of you; _So, what's new?_ + +279: "Eric's Trip" by The Chief. Want to know something? Something +you probably did not know before? If you answer yes to both the above +questions, you're probably the only one not knowing. And then you're +probably the person handling this subject in the swedish government. +And then you're the one this file is written for. + +280: "Hacker's Paradise" by The GNN. Let's talk about the power of +a weapon. A weapon that might become more powerful than any sword, gun +or bomb ever made in the history of man. If this sounds interesting +and perhaps frightening, it is nothing compared to what you will be. + +281: "Ripped Off - Big Time" by Phearless. Money rules and bullshit +runs, they say. Unfortunately, both bullshit and money seem to be on +their way to rule the net soon. But things could be done to stop that. +This file will tell you why and how. + +282: "Pray For Us" by The GNN. Just when you thought our general +quality was on a constant rise and being versatile was something +positive, the GNN - merciless as always - throws this at his own +comrade/s. + +283: "I Just Fell" by Pivic. Benevolent people are rare nowadays. +It's not strange, helping people without second thoughts might just +turn out for the worse, as Pivic has noticed. + +284: "The Sentence" by The GNN. Imagine a world full of misery, +full of restrictions but yet full of people. Not as hard as one might +think at first is it? In fact, we're probably all living there right +now. The only question is, is it possible to escape it all? + +285: "Running" by Phearless. Have you done things that you didn't +want to do? Or perhaps wondered if the things you do are really what +you want to do? Hey, I'm not asking you to examine your whole view of +the world! But this short text might make you. + +286: "Stigma" by The GNN. Some people betray themselves and others +for a living. Seen from the eyes of a writer, this is how his life +became and what he learned from it. It might not be such a bad idea +to compare his story with your own. + +287: "What Is?" by Phearless. We have nourished a philosopher among +us without even knowing it. Here, he presents you with a load of +thoughts that ought to be read by every human being, now and every time +life gets tricky, rough or even too good. Think about it. + +288: "Orwell-Was-Ten-Years-Late" by Pivic. Big Brother still haunts +us, even though we haven't really seen him in person. Some people +believe that he won't show up at all. But when you least expect it - +he's here! And what will that look like? + +289: "uXu Index #22" by The Chief. Changes changes changes. We +all felt that it was time for a change. The copyright notice at the +beginning, and the 'how to find what's new' sections are gone. The +'be a part of the uXu team' has been changed. The list of people who +have written something for us in the past is gone. The Dist Site +list at the beginning is gone and the Dist Site list at the end +has changed because of it. The DSR index is gone. What's left of +it? Well, read it and see. + +290: "How To Hack And Get Caught" by Phearless. There are billions +of files around that will tell you how to hack and _not_ get caught. +But why settle with those? This file will take you to the point that +you sooner or later will come to if you are a hacker. + +291: "Kraykkono Inn" by The GNN. You thought you liked foreign food, +right? But how different do you want it? Even if you want to make an +impression on someone, how far are you willing to go? Is it not so, +dear people, that food tastes better just because it is foreign and +_exotic_? + +292: "Help For The Average" by Knyttet. 'Most people are average,' +claims the author of this file. But she does not stop there. Instead, +she continues and offers some help for those people. It is not that +hard to stop being average. + +293: "Freedom In A Cage" by The GNN. Freedom, oh freedom. Is there +anything sweeter than that? Can you tell freedom from a bag of mashed +potatoes? Read this enlightening, and perhaps even disturbing text on +this topic. + +294: "Comments To The Unabomber Manifesto" by Phearless and The GNN. +Hey man, put on the latest sunglasses from Prestige INC, mail a bomb +to someone and try to look like Wierd Al. Who are you then? Yep, the +Unabomber. Write a manifesto and we will comment on it. As Phearless +and GNN has done here. + +295: "Less Known Dilemmas" by The GNN. Here our excentric writer +describes a few and sometimes easy-to-recognize dilemmas that occur in +our everyday life. Some things that happens to us we just ignore, but +there are problems that just will not be solved and forgotten. + +296: "A Woman's Conscience" by Knyttet. Conscience is the inner voice +that warns us that someone may be looking, it is said. It is also said +that men and women have different inner voices. This story is considering +that subject, in a sense. + +297: "The Last Cocktail Party" by The GNN/Hedge. It comes times when you +really would like to know it all. Questions pops up in your head and +wherever you look, there is no answer to be found. But perhaps, knowing +it all is not the best way after all? Read and find out for yourself. + +298: "An Introduction To Beer" by Ralph 124C41+. So you believe that +you know everything about beer, right? Sure you do - when you are drunk. +Come on, if you want to make your friends adore you for knowing so many +facts about beer, you need to read this text. + +299: "To Get To The Real Problems" by The GNN. It is not easy to solve +a problem, if you do not know where to begin. You know that every solution +creates more problems, so you want to cut the problem by it's roots. This +is not as easy as it might seem for a start. The closer you look, the more +frightened you are likely to get. + +300: "Paradox Crew" by The GNN. Hmm. File number three hundred? Time +for celebration, a serious quality overhaul or just keep that smirk on +our faces? uXu says; we celebrate anything at any point of time. We do +not need a number to help us out. + +301: "To Lose Your Religion" by Knyttet. Contrary to popular belief, +religion is not always a good thing. Invented for the sake of saving +people, religion may sometimes even do the opposite thing. This file +is true - told by someone who has seen much of it, and lost it. + +302: "ABB Part I" by The GNN. This is an intriguing trilogy that will +fascinate most of you, hopefully. In this first part, we follow what +the main character experiences during one special day, at work. It is not +going to be just another day of helping people. + +303: "ABB Part II" by The GNN. In this part of the trilogy we look in +to what the people around the main character are doing during the same +period of time as in part I. Perhaps you recognize some of the characters, +are they not very similar to your friends at work? + +304: "ABB Part III" by The GNN. The last and maybe the most confusing +part of this trilogy. Try to keep up with what is explained in this +revealing episode of this part, so you do not miss out on something +important of what the author and observer is trying to tell you. + +305: "Loved Anyhow" by Knyttet. There is always someone who loves +you, no matter who you are or what you do. This idea is sometimes +hard to accept. But we need to accept it, for the sake of humanity. +If you have some trouble, turn to this essay. + +306: "Kicks" by The GNN. What makes people, men in particular, do all +the crazy, and perhaps stupid things they do? Why do they do the same +dangerous thing over and over again? Do you have the answer to that, does +the author of this file have it? Find out! + +307: "Losers' Guide To Becoming A Successful Intellectual" by Joseph. +You are nothing. You will never become someone. You are a man. True? If +the answer is 'yes,' we say 'oh dear,' and recommend you to follow the +instructions presented in this file. + +308: "Five Boxes In The Desert" by The GNN. People need something to +do, that is a well known fact. People are never satisfied with just +surviving one day to the next, because that is not fun enough. How busy +must a human be to become really happy. Will this man ever find out? + +309: "A Letter To The Editor" by Leon Felkins. In our previous release +(#22), The Chief wrote a file on contemporary american politics. Now +it is time for a _real_ american citizen to comment on that. Deeply, +and to-the-point, Leon offers you his views on the subject. + +310: "The Voice" by Knyttet. Once upon a time, a confused individual +who thought that she was not confused at all, heard a voice. This +voice revealed some facts about her own life that she had never +considered. Maybe this voice will reveal some facts about your spatio- +temporal situation too? + +311: "Cognitive Neural Hardware And The Nerd" by The GNN. One day, not +far from today, all this will become true. You know it and we know it. +It is just a matter of time before we are all literally addicted. You will +laugh and giggle at it now, but tomorrow you will wish for it to be all +made up and nothing else. + +312: "The Invasion" by Phearless. A long time ago, something happened. +A place was invaded, and... and... Do you want to know more what I am +talking about? Then read this excellent piece of short-story science +fiction. Guaranteed to twist your mind. + +313: "Middle Cuts" by The Chief. It is much easier to cope with big +problems than small ones, mutatis mutandis; it is more comfortable to +sit on a mountain than on a nail. All these damn little irritating +phenomenas that surrounds us makes life miserable! Chief knows some of +them, and will share them with you from a personal point of view. + +314: "uXu Index #23" by The GNN & Phearless. Bom Bom Bom pa ditt arsle! +Well, not much to say about this file. It is the index, as usual. The +only difference is that is has not been written by The Chief. Okay, that +is not the only difference: We have now got two kinds of subscriber lists, +one 'usual' ("SUBSCRIBE") and one for those who merely wants to know when +a release has been put out ("uXu Info"). Scan the top of this file for +detailed information. + +315: "The Terrorists of Dissatisfaction" by The GNN. There are those +who consider life to be boring and frustrating. Then there are those +who are happy, who enjoy life to the limit. On what side are you? In +any case, as you are on one, or even both sides sometimes, this file +concerns you. + +316: "Alien Invasion" by Joseph. You might think that we are not alone +in this universe. You might have heard people talk, watched programs on +the TV, read books, reports and newspapers, about meeting aliens. In their +backyards, on a field, in their bed. Can this really be true? + +317: "Daddy's Girl" by Knyttet. Most accidents happen in your own home. +Most people's problems are domestic ones. Things that happen in your house +can really change your life, contrary to general belief. Here, Knyttet +tells you a bit about such problems. + +318: "Bitte Denken!" by Joseph. Are you one of those who think that +the government is experimenting with your brain when you watch the TV +or read the papers? Do you question everything that is said to you? +Then you do not need to read this short, but informational text. + +319: "What Is This Thing Called The System?" by The GNN. What do +you think The System is? Is it really Them working in the government, +the agencies, those who have the power? Well, then you just might +want to read this one, and think again. + +320: "Time" by Knyttet. You have probably thought of time several +times in your life, but have you really considered what time really +is? And why does it exist? For what purpose? If you threw away your +watch, would you be timeless? Here are some thoughts on the subject. + +321: "Critics" by Joseph. Critics can be found everywhere in our +society today. They review books, paintings, movies, music, plays, +magazines, festivals.. well, you name it, and there they are. And +they are getting more and more attention. They are on their way to +stardom! But why? Why do we listen to them even? And who decided that +their taste is the collective good one? + +322: "Staying Sane" by Ralph 124C41+. You hear a lot during a day, +don't you? People tell you things, you listen to the radio and you +watch the TV. But sometimes, they say things that you just can't +grasp - things that you know to be the truth, but they tell you +different. Things they say are true, but you can never check them +for yourself. + +323: "Don't Date Me" by Joseph. So you have been dumped by your +girlfriend. Again. What can you do about it? Just go with the flow +as usual. Cry a bit, then start over again with the next girl you +meet? How long will you cope with this? For this guy, it was enough. + +324: "Games People Play" by The GNN. There are important games and +then there are _important_ games. Do you consider any World Cup, +the Olymic Games or Stanley Cup to be _important_, you will probably +reconsider after reading this one. + +325: "Three Ways Total Losers Get Even" by The Chief. When total losers +are out to get even, you know what will happen. That's right, they will +just get themselves into more trouble. In this file, The Chief brings up +three of the most useless "get even" advice ever or never published. + +326: "Doing Dunblane" by Joseph. For those of you with your nose in +the newspaper, here is somewhat of a story taken from the news. Well, +almost anyway. If you have heard the name Dunblane, you know what it +is all about, though not quite. Oh well.. read it and weep. + +327: "Struggle" by Knyttet. How about a drug related short story? +Well, think about it at least. If you have been there, you might +recognize yourself. If not, it might make you think twice before +you say yes. + +328: "A Man In Need" by Joseph. If you want to read a strange story, +about some strange people, with a strange beginning and an even more +strange end, containing some strange arguments that you might understand, +though probably not, then this is a story made just for you. + +329: "Under The Surface" by The GNN. Like if you knew what freedom +means, imagine that someone, some day, comes up to you and completely +alters your view. Changes it to something so extreme, that you are +bound to agree, because it was really something you had never thought +of before! + +330: "The Second uXu Quiz" by uXu. Above all, what does really count? +Of course - yet another uXu Quiz with, frankly, too easy questions and +useful, carefully selected and expensive prizes to be won! You are right +Sir! So, read the file, send your answers to The GNN within fifteen days, +and you might just be one of our lucky winners! + +331: "A Prayer For War" by Hedge. Open up your eyes and take a look at +the wars going on right now, or the wars that have been. In general, we +detest war and love peace, right? So are those who start and fight these +wars completely crazy, or can a war actually be a good thing sometimes? + +332: "Implants" by The Chief. Think about the future. Think about the +fiction genre, books and movies. What is it that stands out from it all? +Implants. If it isn't perfect bodies, perfect appearences, it is computer +chip implants. Here is a view that might make you say "Plug in, drop out." + +333: "One Step Forward, Two Back" by Joseph. Questions questions +questions.. If you are interested in political questions, revolutions +or the ways the government controls everyone of us, this is probably +one text you do not want to miss. + +334: "Bleed III" by The GNN. Will the story never end!?, you might +ask yourself after learning that yet another part of the critically +acclaimed, often debated... computer game?! is out. But this is a +t-file group isn't it? Hmm, you better check this one out for +yourselves to make sure we're not doing something terrible!! + +335: "Valentine's Day" by Knyttet. Do you go around telling people +you care about, that you care about them? Do you tell the ones you love, +that you love them? Whenever you feel like it? Probably not. And that +is why you need to read this one. + +336: "uXu Index #24" by The Chief. Joda, here is the index again. +Still filled with information about the new release and still with +nifty information about the uXu sect and it's followers. What to do +to join, what to do to get out. Where you can find us, and where you +can not. What government agencies to contact in order to get rid of +us, and ... uh.. well. You know what to do! + +337: "6 Four A - Six Short Poems" by The GNN. These poems were +written under extreme pressure and with a lot of sensitivity. Dark +and frightening but still true in a sense. Try them. Maybe you will +like them? + +338: "Taking a Bus Ride" by Knyttet. You know how it is like when +you are going by bus. You usually have enough time to think about +this and that, what to eat tonight and the world crisis at hand, at +the same time. Here are some thoughts from a bus ride. + +339: "Screenplay: The Last Bullet" by The GNN. This is a screenplay +adapted from the short story "Angel" (uXu file #256). If you want to +take a look at the screen shots to it as well, please check any of our +homepages listed at the end of this file. You can also see a quick +collection of some screen shots in uXu file #360. + +340: "Swedish Moose Surprise" by Knyttet. Are we really alone in +this country thinking that it is pretty worthwhile to know as much +as possible about another country when you go to that country? No, +probably not. But here is a couple who never thought about it. + +341: "The Infinite Wisdom Chip" by The GNN. What would happen if +we did have access to all the information, every piece of the big +information cake? Isn't that exactly what we are all looking for, +and heading towards these days? + +342: "Mind Expectations" by Knyttet. You go around mumbling to +yourself all day? You yell at your next-door neighbor? You hate +that guy or girl (you know who I'm talking about)? Well, why not? +But what's the point? Why not try to make an effort, to be nice +for a change? + +343: "Medieval Dreams" by Mercuri. Critics reading this series +will love this one, because they will have a field day with it. +The discussion about what's good and what's not, when it comes to +war and peace continues. Here with thoughts from Mercuri. + +344: "Screenplay: In The Colosseum" by The GNN. This is a screenplay +adapted from the short story "Interrogation" (uXu file #166). If you want +to take a look at the screen shots to it as well, please check any of +our homepages listed at the end of this file. You can also see a +quick collection of some screen shots in uXu file #360. + +345: "Magic" by Knyttet. So, you say that we are all gloomy, dark +and depressing, huh? Well, then you should take a closer look at this +piece, and see if you're not smiling after you have read it. We all +need a little cheering up now and then. This is now. + +346: "Mailing Lists - Part 1" by The Chief. There are several thousand +mailing lists on the Internet. Each day, a new one is born. Each day +a mailing list dies. If you're seriously planning on starting your own +mailing list, you need to take a look at this basic introduction, which +will give you an idea to what you're getting yourself involved with. + +347: "Head Full of Chewing Gum" by Knyttet. When you want to say that +really really important thing to that extremely good looking girl/guy, +and all that comes out of your mouth is "duh..", then you know what +we're talking about. + +348: "Poesis/The Slab1.0" by aleph-6. For those of you with a more +advanced bizarre taste in poetry and stories, this is a two-part +extravaganza thingy. Pretty generous don't you think? Nothing for +those of you with a fragile mind. + +349: "More Than One Truth" by Knyttet. How many truths do you think +are out there? Do you believe there's only one single and simple truth? +Do you believe everything they say on the news? Yes? No? In any case, +you should read this file. It might give you some ideas. + +350: "The Decline of The Swedish Underground" by Dare Devil Show. If +you did understand Swedish, and read a couple of issues of the electronic +publication mentioned in this file, you'll understand what Dare Devil +Show is talking about. But, if you're interested in learning more about +the Swedish underground anyway, this file is for you. + +351: "To Make Choices In Life" by Knyttet. Like everyone else in this +world, you have to make choices. Now, tomorrow, yesterday. You make +choices at all times. Some more important, some not that important, but +still choices. Here are some thoughts about this. + +352: "Screenplay: Burn Time" by The GNN. This is a screenplay adapted +from the short story "Gas Station" (uXu file #190). If you want to take +a look at the screen shots to it as well, please check any of our homepages +listed at the end of this file. You can also see a quick collection +of some screen shots in uXu file #360. + +353: "Why I Prefer To Be a Woman" by Knyttet. Open your eyes and +read through this one guys. Here are the facts. Why it is better +to be a woman than a man. You can clearly see that everything written +in this file must be true, right? + +354: "The Internet Word Reference Book - Chapter I" by The Chief. +Think about it! Do you know where the words and terms used on the +Internet today comes from? From the very beginning? Some people have +tried to explain this, but failed. Finally, there is a correct +reference! And here is the first chapter. + +355: "The Creator" by Knyttet. Questions about why we are here, +who put us here, and what we are supposed to do with all our spare +time, are pretty common. Knyttet does not try to give you answers +to these questions, but does have a pretty nifty theory. + +356: "Bukowski's Birthday" by Joseph. Will Bukowski get another +tie on his birthday? No, probably not. Something one might wonder +about, if one were interested in such things. Well, if you are +wondering if Bukowski gets another tie, go ahead and read this one. + +357: "Move" by Knyttet. Do you know a love story when you see one? +Well, you're going to see this one miles away. Even though the title +doesn't really reveal that much, you ought to know that this is one, +with roses and every emotion involved. When you're moving. + +358: "The Point" by The GNN. One thing that has been clear to us +over the years, is that people want to know the point. The point +of this and the point of that. Whatever we have done, there has +always been someone asking what the point was. So, here you go, +here is the answer. + +359: "A Teacher's View" by Knyttet. When you teach children, you +definitely know that you can make a change in their lives. The things +you teach them today, may eventually decide what they will become +in the future. + +360: "Screenplay Screen Shots" by uXu. In this file you'll find an +uuencoded JPG picture with selected screen shots for the three screenplays +included in this release. All complete screen shots can be found on +any of our homepages (see below for addresses). + +361: "Her Volvo" by Knyttet. Ahh.. to love a car. Isn't that one +of the most beautiful things one can do these days? No? Oh well, +you're probably right. Anyway, here's a short story about a girl +and her car. A Volvo. + +362: "Three Poems" by Scott Poole. About three.., actually exactly +three beautiful poems by Scott. You will laugh, you will cry. Just +read them, okay? + +363: "uXu Index #25" by The Chief. The last and 23rd Index from +me, and the start of a new era of Indexes from the new Ed Bravemoore. +Well, you know what to expect from the Indexes by now, complete info +about where, who, why, what and when. Sort of like a FAQ. That's it, +the uXu FAQ. Go get it if you're not reading it now! + +364: "Seven Steps In The Computer Evolution" by The GNN. Everything +evolve, as we all know. Even small pieces of rock actually evolves, but +perhaps not in the common use of the word. Here's a new view of an old +prophecy, just to remind you. + +365: "The Big C" by Knyttet. Now what could this be? No, it's not Caesar. +Just when your surroundings were looking more soft and pink than ever before, +something like this hits you. Perhaps an uncomfortable piece for some of you. + +366: "The Can And The Future" by The GNN. Through history man has tried +to get a glance of his or her future. Some looking in coffee-grounds, some +use a sphere of glass. There are some other ways too, however. Don't try this +at home folks, we are professionals... (FLW #71) + +367: "The Computer Enthusiast" by Phearless. There's more than one way to +skin a cat, they say (who? I don't know, it's just a stupid saying. Ask +someone else, willya?). You can read this in more than one way, but no matter +how you end up reading it, you'll find yourself with the same conclusion. +Boy^H^H^HPerson, was that a hint or what? + +368: "The Girl And The Robot" by The GNN. Irresponsible young people have +been blamed for a lot of things over the years. This file doesn't really say +anything that differs from this, but please check it out to make sure you've +found your place in life already. + +369: "My Best Friend" by The Chief. Wow, and I thought I had a tough time +at work... Now I realize that _some_ people have the same problem all of +their living hours. But in a (not so) strange way, I'm sure you'll recognize +yourself. + +370: "The Secret Actors" by The GNN. Now, we had some very heavy and +intensive discussions with the people described in this file, before we +agreed to release it. Hope this experience doesn't totally flip your +universe. + +371: "Clipped Short And Back" by Holly Day. Holly Day gives you three of +her poems, including "Clipped Short And Back", "1830 To The End Of The World" +and "My Mother". Each one stands for itself. + +372: "The Anatomy Of Pseudo-Science" by The GNN. We all know about it, some +of us have seen it and some of us have actually experienced the concept of +pseudo-science. Some take it lightly, some dead serious. Another text to take +sides in. + +373: "A Letter Never Sent" by Knyttet. Carpe Diem - seize the day. Things +you did can't be undone. Things you didn't do - can be done... Simple rules +for some, but even if you do know about this, you always seem to end up +regretting some of your choices in life. + +374: "The Crowd And The Stigma" by The GNN. Metaphors are great when +describing things that are hard to explain, or perhaps easily misunderstood. +Metaphors are also great for confusing people who once used to have a +somewhat clear mind... + +375: "Sucks" by DK. This one might not be for the faint of heart, nor for +the ones who think some things should not be described in detail. The rest of +you, share the thoughts of the characters of this text for a moment. + +376: "Power Check" by The GNN. Our jury who beta-read all files before +including them in a relase got very upset when reading this one. They were +actually so upset that we had to sack the whole lot of them, steal their +salary for this month and spend it all down at the local pub. + +377: "Marauder" by The GNN. Authors can be lazy, active or addicts. +Typically, but not as a rule, the addicts are the ones showing the best +productions. I wouldn't say it's because of some special writing skill, nah. +Let me put it like this: if you fired one shot with a revolver at a target a +hundred feet away, or fired five hundred rounds with a machine gun at the +same target... Would the number of bullets hitting the target reflect +the skill of the person's precision shooting skills? In one way, yes. In +another, no... aww, forget it. + +378: "Sleepy?" by Phearless. A journey into dream land, or an experiment +for and of the mentally challenged? What some of us know, others have to find +out for themselves. Poor sob, I hope he surfaces before the next release. +Meanwhile, his computer makes a good addition to my network for playing +popular gory games. + +379: "Alienated Relationships" by The GNN. Take a look around, do the +couples you see (or know) look happy? Look sad? Angry? Crazy? Well, to make +things easier for you to recognize the different kinds of relationships, +The GNN wrote down the characteristics of a few of them. + +380: "uXu Index #26" by Bravemoore. It has all you are looking for. +Listings: all released files so far, detailed one for release #26, +the distribution sites (FTP/BBS/Gopher) and information how to contact +the uXu. You can even find out the pluralis form of "index," which is +"indice." + +----------------------------------------------------------------------- diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-000.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-000.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..2c0941b4 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-000.txt @@ -0,0 +1,151 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ An Introduction to uXu ] [ By THE CHIEF ] + + _____________________________________________________________________ + _____________________________________________________________________ + What's this? + It's The Chief from uXu's... + + ###### ####### ###### ###### ####### + # # # # # # + #### # ###### ###### # + # # # # # # + # ####### # ## ###### # WORD + + -*- An Introduction to the Next Generation of Textfile Authors -*- + _____________________________________________________________________ + _____________________________________________________________________ + + APPROACH TO DANGER + ------------------ + Perhaps an introduction is due, and some sort of explanation why this + author starts a new group instead of writing for the group he once + founded and lead. This is the story. + + * THE NAME + First, you might know that the Original 'THE CHIEF' quit + this scene and moved to Switzerland a couple of years + ago. During the time he was active, we shared accounts + all over the world, though mostly in the U.S. and had + many friends who knew 'us' as 'The Chief'. When he quit + I continued to use our accounts, and held on to the + friends we'd gotten during the years through them. + + In the beginning, I tried to use my old handle in + letters and messages, but I always had to explain why + I had Two Handles, and that's when I decided to use + THE CHIEF as my handle, With the approval from the + original 'The Chief'. So now you know the story behind + the handle-change. + + * LEADER? Yes. I was the Founder and leader of the Swedish + Hackers Association, and also a member of the International + Hackers Association. Now I am a traitor in their eyes. + Why? you ask. It is a short story (didn't expect that, + did you? ). It's because I started this group. + Some (no names) members thought (and believe) that it + is like treason to start a new group. Even after they + recieved explanations why I did this, and that my + intentions was NOT to leave the group, and NOT to have + just another Hacker Group, they still kept their views. + + Well, my explanations did not convince them, so I + decided to withdraw, and to end my membership in the + group I once started. I don't give much for people that, + unfounded, treat members like dirt, keeps vital information + from them, and starts to behave like 'gods' for one + reason or another. That's not a Group. + + * EDITOR? I have been the editor for both International Hackers + Association Annual Report and the Swedish Hackers + Association Protocol until now. To run a board, keep + the writers writing, collecting own material, editing + and put the whole thing together, + writing for my own + group, Underground eXperts United (uXu), and publishing + The European Digest (TED) was a bit too much for me + (most of the time was really spent on keeping the + writers on their 'job' ) so I handed over the job + to one of the members of the Swedish Hackers Association + and would still be writing (as contibutor & member) to the + protocols if it hadn't been for the 'traitor' story. + + I didn't think that I handed over my position as the + leader with the Editor job, but that's what I noticed + when another member wrote the person I handed the editor + job over to, as the leader. Also, there will be claims + that I went abroad for such a long time, and that I + didn't need to know everything. Bullshit! 3 1/2 months + was the 'long time' and no-one said anything even after + I had returned about anything. Also, during the time I + ran my board as the HQ for the group, another member + listed His board as the HQ for the same group. I could + cope with that, no problem, but when all of this gets + gathered like this, it's easy to understand that some- + where during that time, it was enough. + + Everything I write, I will publish through my OWN group, + uXu from now on. I have no connections with the group + 'Swedish Hackers Association' anymore. + + I say Good Luck to the new editor, and leader for S.H.A. + I know you will do a good job. + + * uXu? Underground eXperts United was formed for three reasons: + + 1) Swedish Hackers Association was on the edge + when the 2nd of it's members was caught and got + his equipment apprehended by the police. + + The first member that got busted, now awaiting + trial since over a year ago, have had 'strange' + noise on his phone, vans and other cars outside + his house, and other various 'strange' things + happen to him. + + We still await the outcome of his forthcoming + trial, if the legal system can get their butt + out and quit stalling. + + 2) Swedish Hackers Association ONLY publish + things about Hacking/Phreaking and other + miscellaneous RELATED subjects. + + I write a lot of other things, like stories, + 'How to..' series, + Hacking/Phreaking related + things. In fact, almost everything can be + published with the uXu label. + + 3) The 'traitor' shit. + + * THE REST The TED series, and all of the now available uXu + textfiles are written solely by me, but outside writers + are more than welcome to contact me to join the staff, + or just to contribute with a textfile. Everything is + welcomed! Just call uXu's homeboard INFO ADDICT at + +46-498-22113 and talk to me there. + + FACT: INFO ADDICT & uXu have NOTHING to do with + the Swedish Hackers Association. + + _____________________________________________________________________ + _____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-001.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-001.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..ff328e97 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-001.txt @@ -0,0 +1,322 @@ + +<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>!<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> +%# ..uXu.. 1991 #% +#% Underground eXperts United %# +%# presents... #% +#% -=*=- %# +%# The European Digest Series Vol.1 Issue #1 #% +#% 1991 By THE CHIEF ..uXu.. %# +<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>!<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> + + + + Contents... + + 01.............Introduction + 02.............Why? + 03.............Even Worse! + 04.............SysOp's Underground Network (SUn) + 05.............Now You Know + 06.............Oops! + 07.............Recommended + 08.............End Comments + + + + + 1. INTRODUCTION + --------------- + Welcome to TED Vol.1 Issue #1 - The uXu File #1! + + The European Digest Series have come to life because of the massive amount + of claimed underground bulletin board systems that, in recent years, have + seen the light, or, on the other side, have hit the dust. The European + Digest Vol.1 Issue #6 and #7 will include lists of Established and Known + Underground Boards, in area-code order, and with comments, facts, status + (number of members, meetings and so on), and a record of the amount of + Online Gfiles available. + + This series will not, repeat NOT, be updated in a regular basis because of + the pre-mentioned massive amount of boards that exist today. It is impossible + to update it regularly without having that as a full-time job. And, secondly, + I call Long Distance to ALL of these boards, which keeps the phone-bill at a + regular $1000.00 amount. + + 2. THEN WHY? + ------------ + Well, I have, probably as the most of you reading this, called a few boards + in my lifetime. More than often, these boards have claimed to be Under- + ground boards with: + + 'More than XXXX+ Gfiles Online' + 'Very Active Subs' + 'Serious discussions' + 'H/P/A/V/C/x Only! No ELITE!' + 'Latest Hacker Utils' + 'Full Access First Call' + 'Free Leeching'. + + I can say straight away that 90-95% of these "Claims" have been false, and + have been encountered when checked with: + + 'The HD just crashed last week...' + 'I had to make room for another Warez Filearea...' + 'I don't know you, so I can't give you Full Access on the first call...' + 'Is Hacker v0.0087 Beta NOT the latest version?...' + + and stuff like the following: + + * On A 'Free Leeching' Board: + --------------------------- + YOUR UL/DL RATIO IS ..... + YOU MUST UPLOAD xxxx GB Before Downloading + GFILE AREA NOT AVAILABLE + FILE AREAS NOT AVAILABLE + NOTHING IS AVAILABLE + NO LEECHING! - LEECH AND YOU'RE KICKED OUT! + NO CARRIER + + * On A 'H/P/A/V/C/x! No Elite!' Board: + ------------------------------------ + AREA 27 AMIGA 0-DAY WAREZ ONLY + AREA 87 IBM 0-WEEK WAREZ ONLY + (E) ELITE ONLY! MESSAGES SUBS + PARABLOCKS HQ 9600- ONLY! + BLAH BLAH BLAH...SOFTWARE... BLAH...IF YOU AGREE TYPE 'OK' ONLY + IF YOU ARE A 'LAMER' YOU'RE KICKED OUT! ONLY 0-DAY WAREZ! + NO CARRIER ONLY + + * On A 'Very Active Subs' and 'Serious Discussions' Board: + -------------------------------------------------------- + Message: 1 Date: 12/6/87 + From: SysOp Pvt Recd + To: All + Title: Sub + .......... + This Message Sub is for all Hackers out there. And I just Know it will + be a Very Active Sub, because of all the hackers that call here. + + /&/&/&/ SYSOP /&/&/&/ + + + Message: 2 Date: 1/12/90 + From: Mr Novice Pvt Recd + To: All + Title: Help! + ............ + I have a Vic-20 and I have problems. + When I call with my 1200/75 modem I + can't connect to any bulletin board + systems except for this one. Please + help. Also, I wonder what Basic is? + + Bye!! + ps. What is 80 columns? ds. + + [End Of Messages] + (P)ost (R)ead (S)can (E)xit + (Command: + + * On a 'More than XXXX+ GFILES Online' Board: + ------------------------------------------- + AREA FILES LAST DATE + ------------------- ------ --------- + 1. General Gfiles 7 05/18/86 + 2. Hacking 2 01/21/87 + 3. Phreaking 11 01/21/87 + 4. Carding 1 01/21/87 + 5. Magazines 3 01/21/87 + 6. Phrack Inc.!! 1 11/17/85 + 7. GIF 18 01/21/87 + 8. Warez 0-Dayz 0 01/21/87 + 9. New Uploads 0 01/21/87 + + [End Of Areas] + (U)pload (L)ist (A)rea (E)xit + (Command: + + (Note: No VIEW command! uachk!) + + ...and so it goes. On and On, and even After you have checked the board, + received the 'explanations' from the SysOp, the Ads still look the same. + You start to understand the point to this series? Well, here's something + even Worse (if possible)! + + 3. EVEN WORSE! + -------------- + We have all read about Feds and SS who starts Fake Underground Boards. Now + how can you see the difference from a real one? How can you decide NOT to + call 'Dragons Dentist' when you don't know that it is a Fed Bust-Board? + Here's a little piece from a very funny (and true) gfile called 'Feds, + how to find and eliminate them' (author unknown): + + ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ + Feds can be found in almost every major bbs system in the country. They are + the ones who keep asking the "famous name" pirates for warez, and post none of + their own. Yes, the fed is the ultimate leech. They are also mistaken for 12- + 14 year-old leeches, but sysops can usually tell that something is wrong when + a 13-year-old who "just started last week" is typing faster than the fire rate + for an UZI sub-machine gun.... and uses words like "extenuating", "viable", + and "situation normal". The typical 13-year-old follows the real leech's + guide, with "k00l", "<``l", "rad", "l8t0r", and "do you have this...?". + + WHERE THEY HANG OUT: Sprint, MCI, Telediscount, AT&T, ESS, and Metro (?) + Security offices.... Police Stations... Large BBS's... Gay Bars... You know... + ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ + + That's some good advice there. We have also seen articles like: + + ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ + COLORADO COPS GO ONLINE + + The board, which uses RBBS software, is open after 5 pm weekdays and + all day Saturdays and Sundays at 303-987-7388. The department's address is 445 + S. Allison Parkway, Lakewood, CO 80226. + ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ + FORBIDDEN ZONE BBS BUSTED + + The FBI set up their own BBS to nail the kid (the SysOp). + - How was the FBI able to use a BBS to catch the Forbidden zone? + I understand that it was used to track uploaders of commercial software. + ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ + POLICE SET UP BULLETIN BOARD STINGS + + For more than two years, the department secretly ran a board called the + Underground Tunnel, which was set up to appear as a bulletin board run by a + system operator called Pluto. But late last month - to the surprise of the + board's more than 1,000 users - Pluto was revealed as Sgt. Robert Ansley, a + seven-year veteran of the police department. + + Sting and intelligence gathering bulletin board operations are on the rise + throughout the country, according to law enforcement officials. Several police + departments nationwide have already used bulletin boards to track down and + arrest microcomputer users who post illegally obtained calling card codes, + mainframe access procedures and passwords, or other confidential information. + According to one high-lvel West Coast law enforcement officer who declined to + be identified, federal officials are now joining local authorities in running + bulletin boards in several key metropolitan areas. + ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ + (all article-excerpts courtesy of the writers & authors) + + This is a bit scary, because when there are Cop-SysOps around, the information + flow will thin out to NOTHING in the end. No new underground boards will be + accepted, and when the old ones die, there will be Zero Underground boards + to call! For an example, Ripco was a Great board once. Had the reputation, was + known to a majority of underground users, and had been active for a very long + time. After it got up again, after the bust, people was of course reluctant + to call. Most explanations were 'Feds got it once..' and 'Ever heard of + bugs?'. I understand these people, and therefore it would be nice to TRUST the + boards we call by checking them out. Now, you all say 'So how are You going to + spot the difference between a Fake BBS and a Genuine Underground Board then??' + Answer: I can't! That's a problem. All I wanted to say by this is that you + can Never trust New Unknown Underground Boards and that you should be careful + when calling one. Of course I will report Fake Boards if I spot any, so keep + an eye on the "Number of Feds" grade in the BBS-Listings, starting in TED + Issue #6. + + + 4. SysOp's Underground Network (SUn) + ------------------------------------ + The SySop's Underground Network is a group of SySops who, in the effort to + further advance the state of underground computing, have joined together + to form a network. It will not include 'warez type boards', so if that's + your thing, you can't be a member. They will concentrate instead on the + informational boards. Text files, P/H/A/C/V bases, and good 'underground' + activities. + + A Recent forming of an information-spreading Network have made the job of + spotting Feds and fake boards easier. SysOp's Underground Network will keep + it's members updated on Fake Users and Feds spotted on Underground boards, + and Busts. The members in their turn will inform the members of their boards, + and they will then warn their friends. This will mean that fake users and feds + will have a hard time keeping their identity secret, and will hopefully not be + able to harm the underground community too much. + + To join The SysOp's Underground Network, you have to be an Underground Board + SysOp (if you didn't understand that by now), and you have to fill out the + SUn Application form and agree to the rules therein. The SUn application form + can be obtained on the following boards: + + Persistance Of Time.....313-462-1141 + Guild Of Assains........713-933-7248 + Project X...............713-356-2042 + DoPey's Domain..........714-951-7939 + Info Addict.............+46-###-#### + The Lifetime Detour.....313-644-5505 + The Crowbar Hotel.......409-372-5511 + + 5. NOW YOU KNOW + --------------- + These things should be more than enough to convince you that this series of + files will be needed. If someone have the time to keep the BBS-Check files + updated, that help would be greatly appreciated. It sure would be useful. + + If you still aren't convinced, please go into your bathroom, fill the bath- + tub with ice-cold water, (add a few 100's of ice-cubes), and get into it. + Thank you. + + 6. OOPS! + -------- + This file should have been the 1st BBS Check file, but became a my view + of the underground bulletin board scene. I am tired of wasting my time on + those fake/empty/claim-to-be-great boards. That's the way gfiles are born..... + + 7. RECOMMENDED + -------------- + This section is included in every issue of The European Digest and will + contain recommended stuff/boards/reading and so on. For this file, + Some 4 Great Boards: + + NAME PHONE WHY + -------------------------- ------------ ------------------------------------- + Condemned Reality 618-397-7702 Huge Gfile Collection. Nice SysOp. + Good Subs & Discussions. + Lunatic Labs 213-655-0691 The Old Timer still online. Neat + subs, Gfiles, Misc Files. Serious. + The Crowbar Hotel 409-372-5511 Home of SUn. Good Gfile Collection. + Nice SysOp. Kinda nice BBS Software. + Demon Roach Underground 806-794-4362 The Old Timer still online. Great + subs. Lotsa Gfiles. Nice SysOp. + ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ + + 8. END COMMENTS + --------------- + You have probably already guessed that I am not American (my spelling stinks!) + Well, I am working on my spelling so hang in there guys. It will get better. + + The European Digest will not feature Hacking techniques, Phreaking, Carding, + information about government systems or the basic underground rap. It will + be different. It IS different. Manuals, The Underground Scene, Deep Deep + whatever, and so on. Less 'general rag stuff' and More Miscellaneous stuff. + Swedish Hacker News will be presented through the 'uXu - Swedish News' series, + but ONLY in Swedish. English translations will however be published in other + well-known underground rags, as contributions. + + Check out the Next TED for Something Completely Different! + + You can reach me on the following boards for comments, contributions, + questions or whatever: + + Condemned Reality [618-397-7702] + Land Of Karrus [215-948-2132] + Demon Roach Underground [806-794-4362] + Balanced pH [818-783-5320] + Info Addict [+46-###-####] + + + The Chief 1991 + + %&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%& + % % + & "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or & + % prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of % + & speech or of the press; or of the right of the people peaceably to & + % assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." % + & & + % This work is released according to the above Constitutional rights % + & for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. & + % % + &%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&% + + ____________________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-002.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-002.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..a7f1590e --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-002.txt @@ -0,0 +1,745 @@ + +<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>!<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> +#% ..uXu.. 1991 %# +%# Underground eXperts United #% +#% presents... %# +%# -=*=- #% +#% The European Digest Series Vol.1 Issue #2 %# +%# 1991 By THE CHIEF ..uXu.. #% +<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>!<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> + + + + Contents... + + 01.............Introduction + 02.............TSR Index Part 1 + 03.............Recommended + 04.............End Comments + + + + + 1. INTRODUCTION + --------------- + Welcome to TED Vol.1 Issue #2 - The uXu File #2! + This is an Almost Complete Index to The Syndicate Report magazine. + There's only One issue that seems to have vanished from this planet, + and that's Issue #19. I have looked, asked, requested and combed the + Best boards in The U.S. to find this issue for almost a year, but + without any results. That's the reason why this Index is Not complete. + If anyone of you reading this Have the Issue #19, or Know where to find + it, please call one of the boards listed at the end of this TED and + E-Mail me there. You will be rewarded for your help. + + + 2. TSR INDEX PART 1 + ------------------- + + ______________________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + THE ALMOST COMPLETE SYNDICATE REPORT INDEX + + PART 1 + + TSR 01 - 21.1 + + September the 21th 1991 + + ..uXu.. + + Written by: The Chief For The European Digest + + No copyright. You may spread this file as you want + as long as it is in its original and unchanged form + and no change of credits. Information Gathered 1991. + + + DISCLAIMER: This file has nothing to do with the actual Syndicate + Report which is (c) The Sensei. It is Not written as + a file in "The Syndicate Report" series! + ______________________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Release Date: May 18, 1986 Sections: 09 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Introduction +2. PC Systems/Exchange Name Change +3. CCSN Card Holders +4. Centrex/Centron Call Forwarding +5. Message Services +6. U.S. West Information Systems Sells PBX To GSA +7. FCC Restricts Minor Access To Dial-A-Porn +8. Gallup Poll Reports Ma Bell Isn't Missed +9. AT&T Proposes Long-Distance Rate Decrease + + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + None + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Release Date: July 4, 1986 Sections: 04 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Centrex/Centron Call Forwarding (Cont. From TSR Issue #1) +2. Competitive Phone Companys React +3. NWB's Intro To 'Smart Phones' +4. Local Area Networks (LAN) + + + + + + + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + None + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Release Date: July 30, 1986 Sections: 04 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Local Area Networks (Continued Info.) +2. Business/Residence Account Tracking +3. Intracall +4. Pots And Pans Developments + + + + + + + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + None + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Release Date: Aug. 10, 1986 Sections: 06 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Privacy Of Communications +2. Pacific NW Bell Installs Computerized Switching Offices +3. Syndicate Report Fast Money/Time Saving Tip +4. Fiber Optics Breakthrough +5. New Unix Development +6. DVX-Digital Voice Exchange System + + + + + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + None + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Release Date: Aug. 26, 1986 Sections: 06 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Agents in Unix +2. Memory Management System +3. Argo, Microtel, & Litel Merging +4. Fiber Optics & Competition +5. UNISTAR Bureau +6. C-LAN + + + + + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + None + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Release Date: Sept. 28, 1986 Sections: 05 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Vanity Numbers +2. Long-Distance Data Transmission Statistics +3. ISDN- A Primer +4. Information on Fiber Optics +5. Deregulation Interview: Tri-Co's Jim Blair + + + + + + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + None + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Release Date: Oct. 30, 1986 Sections: 06 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. ISDN- A Primer *Continued* +2. Opposition Grows +3. Ultraphone Rescues Area From Isolation +4. MICE in Training +5. TELEChoice Trial +6. Sharks Getting High-Fiber Diet + + + + + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + None + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Release Date: Nov. 24, 1986 Sections: 03 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Electronic Fraudulent Crackdowns +2. ISDN: A Primer Part III +3. PicTel's 56-kbps 'PicturePhones' / Nynex + + + + + + + + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + None + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Release Date: Feb. 16, 1987 Sections: 06 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. 911 Charge Fee +2. AT&T Rates Chopped +3. TSPS Justice +4. Cloning Exp. Aviods Havoc For Bell Comp's. +5. Computer History Stickups +6. SONAR To Speed Up Order Process + + + + + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 5. The Mercenal + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Release Date: Apr. 16, 1987 Sections: 05 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. BOC 800 Service Signals Major Changes +2. MultiBus II Goes Unix +3. Software Publishers Step Up Anti-Piracy Actions in Canada +4. Hybrid Phone System +5. Lawmaker's proposal restricts computerized calls + + + + + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 2. Swingline Edison + 4. Ascii Py-Rat X + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Release Date: May 19, 1987 Sections: 07 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Pacific Bell Delays Testing on Project Victoria Device +2. Coalition Fights Efforts to Deregulate Bell +3. Hackers at High School Make Report Cards +4. Gambling Hackers Break Casino Computer +5. FBI Warns Computer Stores In Wake of Serial Bombings +6. State Bill Protecting Electronic Communication +7. New England Bell Planning to Offer ISDN + + + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 2. HP Hatcher + 5. Mrs. Isle Addict + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Release Date: June 21, 1987 Sections: 06 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Computer Fraud Threat Increasing +2. FCC Information Tax Ahead +3. Metal Shop Private News +4. Breaking the Bootleg Bands +5. Debut Big Smash +6. Misc: Phrack/SummerCon/Osuny News + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 2. Mitsu + 4. Stall Eckhouse + 6. Knight Lightning "Message for members of Metal Shop Private" + "SummerCon" + Mr. Pez "Probabilities on Phrack" + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 1 Release Date: July 21, 1987 Sections: 07 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Dan The Operator - Exposed as an Informant for Maxfield +2. Letter in Regards of FCC Taxing Datacommunicationists +3. Northwestern Bell's CAROLINE +4. Contel Merger +5. Calling Cards Termed 'Discriminatory' +6. Restrictions on Automatic Dialing Devices +7. Apprehended At Last: The Sensei of The Syndicate Report + + + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 2. Central Aloy + 6. Tom E. Hack + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 2 Release Date: Aug. 3, 1987 Sections: 01 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. The Sensei of The Syndicate Report Busted At Last For Phreaking/Hacking + into 415 Unix + + + + + + + + + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + None + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Release Date: Aug. 21, 1987 Sections: 05 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. BOC Restriction Decision Still Pending +2. Hugo World News 1 +3. Vendors Underline Commitment to ISDN, Predict Tariff Battles +4. Proposed FCC Access Fee Draws More Criticism +5. Silent Assault (612 Phreak) Busted + + + + + + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 3. Laurie Flynn and Sharon Fisher + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 1 Release Date: Sept. 21, 1987 Sections: 09 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. New Editors In Phrack Inc. +2. Bank Couples PCs, Micro Card to Increase Security +3. CompuSystems Mail-Order Firm Under Investigations for Fraud +4. LightNet Announces Major Expansion To West Coast +5. FCC Leans to Price-Cap Regulation; US West Approves Proposal +6. Meter Reader on Phone...Literally +7. Tech Access Network Speeds I&R at Bell COs +8. Cable TV Ban Eyed +9. $5 Billion Dollar Contract Out For New Government Phone System + + Contributors To This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 3. InfoWorld Weekly Magazine + 4. BBS Press Service + 7. The Curist + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 2 Release Date: Sept. 21, 1987 Sections: 07 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Exposition / Author's Note +2. UNIX System Newsletter +3. Fiber Optics In The Home +4. More Global Clout For MCI +5. Horse-Racing Fanatics Bet Via Modem +6. The IBM-MCI Partnership Fanally Takes Off +7. Syndicate Report Brief Notes + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + A Computer Hacker Was Apprehended + MCI To Replace 5 Digit Access Code Ports + Warning - For Hackers Of State University New York/St. Francis + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 7. Silent Assault "A Computer Hacker Was Apprehended" + Unknown "MCI To Replace 5 Digit Access Code Ports" + Chameleion "Warning - For Hackers Of State University.." + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 1 Release Date: Oct. 21, 1987 Sections: 08 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Exposition / Author's Note +2. FCC Lengthens Access Charge Comment Period +3. Judge Greene Eases Information Services Restrictions On Bocs +4. Cellular Phones And Cops +5. IBM Enchanced Telecommunications Wares +6. 5$ Billion Federal Phone System -- New Players In GSA Game +7. Fax And AT&T .08$ Per-Page Agreement +8. Syndicate Report Brief Notes + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + No Data Bases For The Baby Bells + FCC Tax Info + Cops Capture Clear Fingerprints + U S Sprint Receiving ANI + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 3. Phiber Optic + 8. Autocat "FCC Tax Info" + Agent Steal "U S Sprint Receiving ANI" + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 2 Release Date: Oct. 21, 1987 Sections: 09 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Exposition / Author's Note +2. PCS And Phone Companies Not Ideal Couples +3. Japan Is Getting A Truly Smart Credit Card +4. VISA USA Takes To The Airwaves To Nail Thieves +5. NJ Bell Tests Service That Displays Incoming Calls +6. WANG & ITT Considered Merger +7. PACTEL Proposes Definition For Bell Information Services +8. TSR Editor Gets Visit From Local VMS Officials +9. Syndicate Report Brief Notes + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Though listed to Have the Brief Notes Section, this issue didn't. + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 2. Suicidal Tandemcies + 3. The Disk Jockey + 5. Empty Promise + 6. Tirk 57 + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Release Date: Dec. 30, 1987 Sections: 09 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Exposition / Author's Note +2. IBM Pledges Support for ISDN If World Standards Are Set +3. FCC Documents VIA General Electric Net +4. D&B Enforces Restrictions of Dialog On-Line Subscribers +5. Board Allows Remote PC User From Phone +6. Genie OnLine Service Cuts 2400 bps Rates +7. FCC Crackdown Causing Far East PC Vendors to Meet Regulations +8. The Last Visit From Officials +9. Communication Networks Conference And Exposition + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 3. Dana Digital + 5. Brew + 6. Unknown + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 1 Release Date: Nov. 30, 1988 Sections: 05 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Cracking Government Security Codes +2. LD Computing & International PSTN +3. PacTel Proposes Definition For Bell Information Services +4. Of Unix, Worms, and Viruses - Science Fiction Becomes Real +5. Syndicate Report Brief Notes + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 25 Prime Telecommuting Occupations (for the modem junky) + Dial-A-Symphony + UDS Adapters and ISDN + Southern Bell + Computer Security HOT Topic + Industry Said to be Lagging + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 3. Clockwork Orange + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 2 Release Date: Nov. 30, 1988 Sections: 04 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Abbie Hoffman at Democratic National Convention +2. Job Screening Over the Phone +3. Tapping Phone Lines (Voice/Data) +4. Syndicate Report Brief Notes/2 + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + MCI Sets up Network for Facsimiles + Top-Secret Satellite Readied + AT&T Wins Pentagon Computer Competition + Brain Enrolls in School + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 2. Bitmaster + 3. Agent Steal + 4. The Mercinary "AT&T Wins Pentagon Computer Competition" + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 1 Release Date: Jan. 31, 1989 Sections: 07 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Editor's Note +2. Telenet / PC Pursuit Price Hike +3. Phone Fraud Techniques PART III +4. Information Age Attacks +5. Unix Hacker Caught at LLNL +6. Briefs notes from The Report +7. Vocabulary Tonic + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Bell Atlantic Offers Email + AT&T, BellSouth Offer Cable TV + Phone Co's Reaching Overseas + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 2. KM / 'C Pursuit' + 3. The Synergist + 6. Delta #5 "Phone Co's Reaching Overseas" + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 2 Release Date: Jan. 31, 1989 Sections: 06 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Editor's Note +2. How to Tap Fiber-Optic Cable +3. Toll Fraud Literally on the Home +4. Cracker's Love a Challenge +5. Modems Annexed, ISDN In +6. Briefs notes from The Report + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Service Tells 'Who is Ringin' + Service Helps Social Security + New Jersey Bell - CLID + Frequent Fliers Phone Flagging + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 3. Euclidean Wave + 5. The Teknition + -. Professor Falken "The Wasp - Busted By Feds" + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 1 Release Date: Mar. 2, 1989 Sections: 07 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Editor's Note +2. AT&T Works on Making Unix Less Vulnerable +3. MCI Mail Rates and Info Change +4. AT&T Bellcore & Tiniest Semiconductors Ever +5. Common Unix Passwords +6. Briefs notes from The Report +7. Vocabulary Tonic + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Bell 900 Battles + NSA Chooses Its Security + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 5. Multiformly + 6. MPhone "Bell 900 Battles" + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + + 3. RECOMMENDED + -------------- + This section is included in every issue of The European Digest and will + contain recommended stuff/boards/reading and so on. For this file, some + good Hip-Hop/Rap music. + + GROUP/ARTIST Album Recommended + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + N.W.A. - Niggers With Attitudes Straight Outta Compton -and/or- + Niggaz4Life + + PUBLIC ENEMY It Takes A Nation... -and/or- + Apocalypse 91 + + ICE T The Iceberg - Freedom.. -and/or- + O.G. Original Gangsta + + THE GETO BOYS The Geto Boys + + L.L.Cool.J Mama Said Knock You Out + + Eric B & Rakim Paid In Full -and/or- + Let The Rhythm Hit 'em + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + + 4. END COMMENTS + --------------- + I would like to thank all the people out there who have helped me in + my search for the 'missing' TSR Issue #19. + + + Suicidal Maniac + The Mad Alchemist + Lestat De Lioncourt + The Swamp Rat + The Gatsby + Phearless + Scooter + + and everyone else I've forgotten.... + + The European Digest will not feature Hacking techniques, Phreaking, Carding, + information about government systems or the basic underground rap. It will + be different. It IS different. Manuals, The Underground Scene, Deep Deep + whatever, and so on. Less 'general rag stuff' and More Miscellaneous stuff. + Swedish Hacker News will be presented through the 'uXu - Swedish News' series, + but ONLY in Swedish. English translations will however be published in other + well-known underground rags, as contributions. + + Check out the Next TED for The Syndicate Report Index Part 2. + + You can reach me on the following boards for comments, contributions, + questions or whatever: + + Condemned Reality [618-397-7702] + Land Of Karrus [215-948-2132] + Demon Roach Underground [806-794-4362] + Balanced pH [818-783-5320] + Info Addict [+46-###-####] + + + The Chief 1991 + + %&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%& + % % + & "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or & + % prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of % + & speech or of the press; or of the right of the people peaceably to & + % assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." % + & & + % This work is released according to the above Constitutional rights % + & for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. & + % % + &%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&% + + _______________________________________________________________________ + ___________________continued in the next issue of TED__________________ + diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-003.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-003.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..7008fb70 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-003.txt @@ -0,0 +1,613 @@ + +<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>!<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> +#% ..uXu.. 1991 %# +%# Underground eXperts United #% +#% presents... %# +%# -=*=- #% +#% The European Digest Series Vol.1 Issue #3 %# +%# 1991 By THE CHIEF ..uXu.. #% +<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>!<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> + + + + Contents... + + 01.............Introduction + 02.............TSR Index Part 2 + 03.............Recommended + 04.............End Comments + + + + + 1. INTRODUCTION + --------------- + Welcome to TED Vol.1 Issue #3 - The uXu File #3! + This is an Almost Complete Index to The Syndicate Report magazine. + There's only One issue that seems to have vanished from this planet, + and that's Issue #19. I have looked, asked, requested and combed the + Best boards in The U.S. to find this issue for almost a year, but + without any results. That's the reason why this Index is Not complete. + If anyone of you reading this Have the Issue #19, or Know where to find + it, please call one of the boards listed at the end of this TED and + E-Mail me there. You will be rewarded for your help. + + + 2. TSR INDEX PART 2 + ------------------- + + ______________________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + THE ALMOST COMPLETE SYNDICATE REPORT INDEX + + PART 2 + + TSR 21.2 - 28.2 + + September the 21th 1991 + + ..uXu.. + + Written by: The Chief For The European Digest + + No copyright. You may spread this file as you want + as long as it is in its original and unchanged form + and no change of credits. Information Gathered 1991. + + + DISCLAIMER: This file has nothing to do with the actual Syndicate + Report which is (c) The Sensei. It is Not written as + a file in "The Syndicate Report" series! + ______________________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 2 Release Date: Mar. 2, 1989 Sections: 06 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Editor's Note +2. "Cyberpunks" Vs. The Media +3. Busting Telephone Solicitors +4. Telecommunications Events, Conferences, Seminars, and Shows +5. Software Links Unix System to Atomic Clock +6. Briefs notes from The Report + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Callers Must be Told the Cost + Bell Goes To College + Hackers Fail Raiding ATMs + Speaking of ATM Heists... + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 4. Seymour Lecker + 6. John "scij" "Hackers Fail Raiding ATMs" + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 1 Release Date: Apr. 10, 1989 Sections: 08 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Editor's Note +2. Phone Systems as Vulnerable as Computer Networks +3. Telenet Status Information +4. Telecommunication Events, Conferences, Seminars, and Shows +5. Customer Name and Address/Listing (CNA/L) Program +6. Cellular Fones on Digital Lines +7. Brief Notes from the Report +8. Vocabulary Tonic + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + VMX D.I.A.L.-S System + ATM Body Language (Advancement from TSR #21-2 ATM Bust) + Bell Labs Computer Solves Unsolvable + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 4. Seymour Lecker + 5. Professor Falken + 6. Comp Comm + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 2 Release Date: Apr. 10, 1989 Sections: 03 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Copyrights and The Syndicate Report Magazine +2. Phry Code Pro, PC Pursuit Password Hacker +3. Brief Notes from the Report + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + FAX Will Fly Off The Plane + The Briefcase is Ringing + Options Added to Voice Line + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 2. The Exciter + 3. 3-In-One Dublin "The Briefcase Is Ringing" + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 1 Release Date: June 13, 1989 Sections: 08 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Editor's Note +2. Telecommunication Events, Conferences, Seminars, and Shows +3. Phreak Tools V1.1 - Remake of CNA/L Lister +4. Radio WTSP Hacker Charged With Computer Tampering +5. The "950" Busts +6. Hacker Stereotypes and Statistics +7. Brief Notes from the Report +8. Vocabulary Tonic + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Drowning Hackers + FBI Haunted by West German Hackers + Hotel Motel Holiday Inn Services + Hacker Busted: Steals DEC VMS code + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 2. Seymour Lecker + 3. Professor Falken + 4. Romeo Andria + 5. Professor Falken + 7. The Curist "Hotel Motel Holiday Inn Services" + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 2 Release Date: June 13, 1989 Sections: 06 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Editor's Note +2. The CT2 Phone - Another Abuse Product +3. Virus Outbreaks Spur Congree To Combat Threat +4. How To Become A Syndicate Report Support BBS +5. Credit Card Fraud: Old Techniques Still Work +6. Brief Notes from the Report + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Pizza Hut Uses Central Number + One in 10 to use fiber by 2001 + UK Law fails to snare Hackers + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 2. Professor Falken + 5. Credit Card Carny + 6. Celtic Phrost "One in 10 to use fiber by 2001" + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 1 Release Date: Aug. 20, 1989 Sections: 08 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Editor's Note +2. Radio Waves / Main TSR BBS Moves +3. Foreign Tapping -- Fone Surgery Made Easy +4. New APPLE Hack...Extender Bender +5. AT&T and World War III +6. Online A Crime System +7. Brief Notes from the Report +8. Vocabulary Tonic + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + NYNEX Tests no-dial Fone + Credit Card Grabb-Bag Tip + TeleCard Now Has 52 Countries + AT&T Controls 60% of Telcom. Market + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 3. The Joker + 4. The Phantom Viper + 5. Professor Falken + 7. The Phox "Credit Card Grabb-Bag Tip" + Express Con "AT&T Controls 60% of Telcom. Market" + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 2 Release Date: Aug. 20, 1989 Sections: 06 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Editor's Note +2. Hacker's Leak MAC OS Source Code +3. Phreak Tools / Phry Code Pro UPDATES +4. US Sprint Employee NABBS Peddler +5. A Search For ANI/ANAC Digits +6. Brief Notes from the Report + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Credit Card Checksum Generation Inc. + Can't beat them? join them + FBI Detection Device + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 2. Lady Love + 3. Professor Falken "Phreak Tools" + The Exciter "Phry Code Pro Version 4.00" + 4. Professor Falken + 6. Scourge "Credit Card Checksum Generation Inc." + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 1 Release Date: Sept. 20, 1989 Sections: 09 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Editor's Note "TSR Clears Month #25" +2. Time, Notwithstanding, The Line Noise Collusion +3. CCCP Experiences "COMPUTER CRIME" +4. More Morris Jr. Morrings +5. Extender Bender v2 & C.C. Checksum Kit for Applers +6. CI; AT&T, AMEX Telcom, Info Processing Service +7. FONVIEW Allows Hacks to Analyze Fone Bills +8. Brief Notes from the Report +9. Vocabulary Tonic + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Cellular Fone Sets Off Alarm + Navy Lofts 10 Satellites + Sharks Like FO + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 3. Vlady-wire - Originated from USSR, Moscow, by way of Galaxy Link + 4. Stall Ecklhouse + 8. Techno-Todd "Cellular Fone Sets Off Alarm" + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 2 Release Date: Sept. 20, 1989 Sections: 07 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Editor's Note "The Strikes, Pi, and Cracking a Bank Open" +2. dOGMA! TSR Feverishly Battered by Citadalions, Again +3. NEW! The ProDial V1.0 Hacker for Apple // +4. TSR ADVERTISEMENT +5. Privacy A Top Concern In The 1990s +6. All New! TSR Historical Information Tome +7. Brief Notes From The Report + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Credit Card Checksum Generation Inc. + A Consultant Talks To Ignorant + PACBELL Files Suit + SPRINT Offers New Service + Electronic News For Colleges + Telcor Unveils Sppedy Modem + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Historical Information Tome Vol.1 + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + The Term 'Hacker' Haunts Computists Of MIT, Again + Intel's Anti-Hacker [KEPROM] Chip + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 2. SuperCOMP Users + 3. Cyber Groan + 5. Ali Stench + 7. T.P Viper "Credit Card Checksum Generation Inc." + 7. A Local College Kidd "Electronic News For Colleges" + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 1 Release Date: Oct. 31, 1989 Sections: 07 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Editor's Note "Radio Waves Dead? -- TSR Relocates" +2. Power Surge Protection +3. Apple: Prodial V1.0 Hack +4. Viruses Galore +5. Prodigy Information Service, Quick Commentary +6. Brief Notes from the Report +7. Vocabulary Tonic + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + New SUPERComputer is Faster + BELL Buying Digital Switches + TSPS 0 Operator Services Expanding + FUJITSU DONATES CELLULAR PHONES + MCI & ATT At 'It' Again + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 3. Cyber Groan + 6. The Colonial Tone "BELL Buying Digital Switches" + 6. MSC Fisher "MCI & ATT At 'It' Again" + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 2 Release Date: Oct. 31, 1989 Sections: 08 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Editor's Note +2. Hacking BASICS Explained By One Visionless Hacker +3. Nu Prometheus League, Reprint I +4. The Universal Price Code System +5. Morris Jr. Will Never Die! +6. Worm Attacks NASA's Decnet +7. All New! TSR Historical Information Tome +8. Brief Notes From The Report + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + DO NOT PASS GO + Virus House + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Historical Information Tome Vol.2 + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Richard Sanza Alive? + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 2. Unknown Hack + 4. Professor Falken + 6. Terminal Protestor & Unknown Nuclear Attacking Protestor + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 1 Release Date: Jan. 18, 1990 Sections: 08 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Editor's Note +2. NEW: Telenet PCP Thief Hacker +3. Dubbing Viruses +4. "Safe" Government Software +5. Poking Around Prodigy (IBM/Sears Joint Venture) +6. A Neuromancer Sharp Exert +7. Brief Notes from the Report +8. Vocabulary Tonic + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + AT&T Announces Cutts + Sprint, Bell Make Agreement + Firm Provides Networking ISDN + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 2. Brew Associates + 6. William Gibson, Author of Neuromancer, 1984 + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 2 Release Date: Jan. 18, 1990 Sections: 10 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + 1. Editor's Note + 2. Viruses in the USSR + 3. Immobilize the FCC ! + 4. AOS May Be Charging More + 5. Quick & Hot News + 6. Communication Networks '90 Conference + 7. Long Distance Services Revealed + 8. The Hacker's Choice: New Version of TELIX -- 3.12 + 9. All New! TSR Historical Information Tome +10. Brief Notes From The Report + + Quick & Hot News In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + MCI Provides Digital Services + HDTV Set For Viewing + Chicago Gets New Area Code + High-Tech Tax Season Here + Egghead Founder Resigns + Citadalion Sysop "Fries" In Legal Hip-Hop + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + MCI Links With Mexico + Firm Gets Upgrade Contract + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 2. Professor Falken + 3. Unknown User + 4. Unknown User + 5. Local Citadel Users "Citadalion Sysop "Fries" In Legal Hip-Hop + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 1 Release Date: Sept. 5, 1990 Sections: 10 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + 1. Editor's Note + 2. California Firm Again Challenges Hackers To BREAK Into System + 3. New Version 'EXTENDER BENDER' Supports the Apple //gs + 4. To Catch A Hacker "The True Story of John Maxfield, electronic asshole." + 5. Cellular Eavesdroping, the 1990s Sport? + 6. Fiber Optics and Cable TV Combined? + 7. Kids Charged In Bomb Incidents + 8. The Electronic Frontier Foundation + 9. Brief Notes from the Report +10. Vocabulary Tonic + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + New Fone Can Screen Visitors + New Soft. Breaks Barriers + School Created in a MicroCHIP + County Employees Warned + Man STOPPED for Using Cellular Car Fone + BELL Atlantic Files Request + More Hotels Offer Voice Mail + Callers can be Tracked ! + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 4. PC Magazine + 5. Cellular Phreak + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Issue Part 2 Release Date: Sept. 5, 1990 Sections: 08 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +1. Editor's Note +2. Operation SunDevil, A Rework +3. The Title Reads: "COMPUTISTS ENDANGERED LIVES." +4. Device IDs Fone Callers, Links To dBASE Files +5. Journalist Faces New 'hacker' Charges +6. Computer Student Gets Fine, Probation for Rogue Program +7. Quick & Hot News +8. Brief Notes From The Report + + Quick & Hot News In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Stock Exchange Can Be Cracked + Police Arrest NYC Hackers + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Brief Notes In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + New Cell Fone Size of Wallet + Virus Infects Census Computers + Erotic Mix-up Occurs With 900 Numbers + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Contributors In This Issue: + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + 5. Pain Hertz + + The Rest Written By The Sensei + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + + 3. RECOMMENDED + -------------- + This section is included in every issue of The European Digest and will + contain recommended stuff/boards/reading and so on. For this file, some + good Hip-Hop/Rap music. + + GROUP/ARTIST Album Recommended + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + N.W.A. - Niggers With Attitudes Straight Outta Compton -and/or- + Niggaz4Life + + PUBLIC ENEMY It Takes A Nation... -and/or- + Apocalypse 91 + + ICE T The Iceberg - Freedom.. -and/or- + O.G. Original Gangsta + + THE GETO BOYS The Geto Boys + + L.L.Cool.J Mama Said Knock You Out + + Eric B & Rakim Paid In Full -and/or- + Let The Rhythm Hit 'em + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + 4. END COMMENTS + --------------- + I would like to thank all the people out there who have helped me in + my search for the 'missing' TSR Issue #19. + + + Suicidal Maniac + The Mad Alchemist + Lestat De Lioncourt + The Swamp Rat + The Gatsby + Phearless + Scooter + + and everyone else I've forgotten.... + + The European Digest will not feature Hacking techniques, Phreaking, Carding, + information about government systems or the basic underground rap. It will + be different. It IS different. Manuals, The Underground Scene, Deep Deep + whatever, and so on. Less 'general rag stuff' and More Miscellaneous stuff. + Swedish Hacker News will be presented through the 'uXu - Swedish News' series, + but ONLY in Swedish. English translations will however be published in other + well-known underground rags, as contributions. + + Check out the Next TED for The Syndicate Report Index Part 2. + + You can reach me on the following boards for comments, contributions, + questions or whatever: + + Condemned Reality [618-397-7702] + Land Of Karrus [215-948-2132] + Demon Roach Underground [806-794-4362] + Balanced pH [818-783-5320] + Info Addict [+46-###-####] + + + The Chief 1991 + + %&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%& + % % + & "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or & + % prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of % + & speech or of the press; or of the right of the people peaceably to & + % assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." % + & & + % This work is released according to the above Constitutional rights % + & for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. & + % % + &%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&% + + _______________________________________________________________________ + ___________________continued in the next issue of TED__________________ + diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-004.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-004.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..52dfeecc --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-004.txt @@ -0,0 +1,249 @@ + +<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>!<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> +#% ..uXu.. 1991 #% +%# Underground eXperts United %# +#% presents... #% +%# -=*=- %# +#% The European Digest Series Vol.1 Issue #4 #% +%# 1991 By THE CHIEF ..uXu.. %# +<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>!<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> + + SPECIAL MANUAL ISSUE - SCO XENIX System V TUTORIAL CHAPTER #1 + + Contents... + + 01.............Introduction + 02.............Contents In Chapter One + 03.............Xenix Tutorial Chapter One + 04.............Recommended + 05.............End Comments + + + + + + 1. INTRODUCTION + --------------- + Welcome to TED Vol.1, Issue #4! - The uXu File #4. + The SCO Xenix System V Tutorial Manual seems to be a nice start to knowing + The Xenix operating System. As you might know, Xenix is very similar to + Unix (it is a bi-product of unix), and by knowing a bit about Xenix helps + you in your knowledge for unix as well. This is The Xenix Tutorial Manual + and is not altered, changed or revised in any way, except for personal comments + throughout the text shown like this: (* comment *). This Xenix Manual Series + will cover all SCO Xenix System V manuals. After the Tutorial Manual, comes + the Xenix User's Guide. Then it's time for the Xenix System Administrator's + Guide followed by The Xenix User's Reference. Enjoy! + + + + 2. CONTENTS IN CHAPTER ONE + -------------------------- + + 1.0 INTRODUCTION + 1.1.1...Introduction + 1.1.2...About This Tutorial + 1.1.3...Notational Conventions + + + + 3. XENIX TUTORIAL CHAPTER ONE + ----------------------------- + +1.0 INTRODUCTION 1.0 +=============================================================================== +1.1.1 Introduction 1.1.1 Introduction +=============================================================================== + + This tutorial is an introduction to the XENIX(tm) Operating System. It is +intended for users who have little or no familiarity with Xenix or UNIX(tm). + + The XENIX Operating System is distributed with over two hundred commands +and programs. This tutorial does not explain how to use all of these. Instead, +the commands and programs described in this tutorial are those that you will +use most often, and those you will find most useful. + + The aim of this tutorial is to teach you how to do useful work on a XENIX +system as quickly as possible. To this end, it is not necessary to provide you +with complete information about each command described in this tutorial. For +complete information, refer to the appropriate sections of the "XENIX User's +Reference" and the "XENIX User's Guide", soon to be released in The European +Digest Series. + +=============================================================================== +1.1.2 About This Tutorial 1.1.2 About This Tutorial +=============================================================================== + + This tutorial is organized as follows: + + * Chapter 1, "Introduction," presents an overview of the contents of + the entire tutorial, and explains how to use it. + + * Chapter 2, "Basic Concepts," explains the concepts that you need + to understand to work effectively in the XENIX environment. The + chapters that follow presuppose an understanding of the material + presented in this chapter. + + * Chapter 3, "Logging In," explains how to log in to the system, + how to keep your account secure, how to edit the login prompt and + how to enter XENIX commands. + + * Chapter 4, "Working With Files And Directories," explains how to + perform some of the basic tasks involving files and directories. + This chapter explains how to create files and directories, how to + move, copy, delete, and rename files and directories. The chapter + also explains how to use various XENIX text processing utilities, + and how to use access permissions with files and directories. + + * Chapter 5, "Housekeeping," explains how to use the XENIX + "housekeeping" utilities. This chapter explains how to create + backups, how to copy diskettes, how to get information about the + status of the system, and how to place commands in the back- + ground. The chapter also contains a brief discussion of XENIX + shell programming. + + * Chapter 6, "XENIX Desktop Utilities," explains how to use the + XENIX desktop utilities. This chapter explains how to use the + automatic reminder service, how to communicate with other users + on the system and how to use the system calculator. + + The best way to use this tutorial is to begin by reading chapter 2. This +will provide you with the background information that you need in order to +understand the material presented in subsequent chapters. You should then +read chapters 3 through 6. If you have the XENIX operating system running on +a "you-are-welcome-to-use-it" computer, have it ready for entering commands +as instructed in the examples of these chapters. + + Each section of each chapter is a self-contained unit. You do not have to +read previous sections in order to understand the material presented in any +particular section. If you only need to know how to perform a specific task, +for example, if you already know how to create text files but you do not know +how to print them, you can turn to the section of the chapter that explains +how to perform that task. In this case, you can turn to section 4.4 of chapter +4. You do not have to read sections 4.1 through 4.3 in order to understand +the material presented in section 4.4. + +=============================================================================== +1.1.3 Notational Conventions 1.1.3 Notational Conventions +=============================================================================== + + This tutorial uses the following notational conventions: + + * Examples in the text are marked by single line lines. (-------) + + * Commands that you enter are written within < >. + + * Directories and Filenames are written within [ ]. + + * Keys to be pressed are written with BIG LETTERS. For example, the + Return key is represented by: + + RETURN + + * Key combinations are written with a First Big Letter. + An example is: + + Ctrl-d + + When you see a key combination, you are supposed to hold down + the first key and press the second key. In this example, you should + hold down the Control key and press the d key. + + * An uppercase letter in parentheses is often appended to command + names, as in: + + touch(C) + + The letter in parentheses refers to the section of the XENIX User's + Reference that contains complete information on the command. + + + + 4. RECOMMENDED + -------------- + This section is included in every issue of The European Digest and will + contain recommended stuff/boards/reading and so on. For this file, + A couple of Hacker Books & 'Zines. + + ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ + BOOKS BOOKS + ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ + The Cuckoo's Egg by Cliff Stoll. + ---------------- + Cliff Stoll's Story about the German Hacker that almost made it + and an interesting viewpoint on Security. Nice Story with a terrible end. + + The Computer Underground by M. Harry. + ------------------------ + Contains a few funnies, though the book is old nowadays. Viewpoints on + Hackers, how to hack, various networks & dialin-listings, hack-program + listings and the general stuff. Also has a few items on pirates. Many + Gfile-reprints. + + The Inner Circle by Bill Landreth + ---------------- + Bill Landreth on Computer Security. Ex-hacker Landreth shows the weak + spots of your system and tells about his up and downfall. Kinda neat. + + ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ + 'ZINES 'ZINES + ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ + Phrack Inc. - All Issues. The Best 'zine ever produced, now as 'Classic'. + Issues Available: 00 - 33 (Classic issues available) + + Computer Underground Digest - Covers the most in the Underground scene. + Issues Available: 1.00 - 3.31 (very active) + + The Syndicate Report - If you're looking for news, you'll find it here! + Issues Available: 01 - 28 (not active anymore) + + cDc Communications - Funniest! All Subjects covered! Nice Stories! Great! + Issues Available: 01 - 193 (very active) + ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ + + 5. END COMMENTS + --------------- + + Well, chapter one isn't that long, but it's a start anyways. I hope this will + encourage you to get the rest of the series, because in the next chapter, + chapter two, the tutorial begins. I also want to state that the series is meant + for the complete Xenix beginner. Those of you who have unix/xenix experience + and knowledge already, could perhaps keep the series as a reference guide. + + The European Digest will not feature Hacking techniques, Phreaking, Carding, + information about government systems or the basic underground rap. It will + be different. It IS different. Manuals, The Underground Scene, Deep Deep + whatever, and so on. Less 'general rag stuff' and More Miscellaneous stuff. + Swedish Hacker News will be presented through the 'uXu - Swedish News' series, + but ONLY in Swedish. English translations will however be published in other + well-known underground rags, as contributions. + + Check out the Next TED for Chapter Two in the SCO Xenix System V Tutorial. + + You can reach me on the following boards for comments, contributions, + questions or whatever: + + Condemned Reality [618-397-7702] + Land Of Karrus [215-948-2132] + Demon Roach Underground [806-794-4362] + Balanced pH [818-783-5320] + Info Addict [+46-###-####] + + + The Chief 1991 + + %&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%& + % % + & "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or & + % prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of % + & speech or of the press; or of the right of the people peaceably to & + % assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." % + & & + % This work is released according to the above Constitutional rights % + & for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. & + % % + &%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&% + + ____________________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________________ + diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-005.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-005.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..6c1e5aa9 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-005.txt @@ -0,0 +1,290 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ## ## ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ How to get..OLDER WOMEN ] [ By THE CHIEF ] + + _____________________________________________________________________ + _____________________________________________________________________ + + * Chapter One - Why Older? + + There's 1000 reasons why but I won't write all of them in this file + (they'll make a great sequel though) but some of them. + + 1) Older Women have a lot more experience when it comes to Sex. + They'll teach you things you never thought possible + and they KNOW exactly how they want it, and how to make you + feel just right. + + 2) Older Women have more money. + This is a fact. Young women spend all their summer-work money + and often live on their parents. They have nothing saved. + + >> If her parents are rich, ignore this reason. + + 3) Older Women don't talk to you about 'their day in school' + for 2 hours every day, and spend the rest of the day talking + on the phone with 'Jamie', 'Lisa', 'Margret', 'Pheobe', and + the rest of her 50 closest friends about 'boys' and the + school-dance on friday. + + You can discuss (if That's what you're after) with older women. + They understand what you're saying (amazing) and can actually + tell you Their views on what you were talking about. + + 4) Older Women like to have younger men. + This applies mostly to women in their thirties and over. + It's a fact that when a woman gets a lover, she IS over 30. + A younger man helps them to fight the crisis they face when + and before hitting the magical '40'. + + 5) Older women's husbands can't make it work in bed as they used to. + A younger man Always make it work, so the woman doesn't have to + worry about having a pleasureless night ever again. + + >> Also, the Older Woman often get tired of her old 'hubbie' + just doin' his thing, and then go to sleep, leaving her + still hot -n- wet, and not satisfied at all. + + + * Chapter Two - What To Say To Her + + 1. You are the most beautiful woman I have ever met. + 2. I am not very experienced when it comes to making love. + (preferred: I'm a virgin.) + 3. I would like to make you feel like a princess. + 4. If you were more beautiful, I would have to arrest you. + 5. You make me feel that I am worth something. + 6. Are you sure you're not 21? + 7. I have never felt anything like that! (after The 'act') + 8. I will never be able to love anyone but you. + 9. With that body, you could seduce any man. + 10. You're a gift from God. + + + * Chapter Three - What NOT To Say To Her + + 1. Hey Mama. You're a fiiine lookin' woman. + 2. You want to fuck? + 3. I would like to make you feel like a queen. + 4. You are as beautiful as a painting. + 5. Are you sure you're not 21? - Show me your ID! + 6. If I was your husband.... + 7. I can't remember how many women I have had. + 8. How many men have you had? + 9. Anything about her husband. + 10. Let's just be friends. + + * Chapter Four - What To Do To Please Her + + 1. Make Love to her. Not for lousy 15 minutes, but 2-4 hours! + (at least 2 hours!) + 2. Buy her a red rose. (works like a charm) + 3. Always pay when eating at a restaurant. + 4. Tell her how beautiful she is, and how much you love her. + 5. Don't forget to hold & kiss her when you're outside! + (She loves to show that you are hers.) + 6. Touch her everywhere, BUT NOT IN PUBLIC! + 7. Tell her about things you know about, except yourself. + 8. Surprise her with dinner and dance once in a while. + 9. Look her up and down, when you get chance to. + 10. Give up computers. (sad, but true) + + * Chapter Five - To Get That Older Woman + + First, you got to have a couple of older women to begin with. + If you're reading this file, I'd guess you already have at least + One in mind already? Good. If you haven't got a clue to how she + is, or anything (you've only seen her), start with some light + conversation, like you do with younger women, BUT don't use the + same kind of language you use, and don't speak of the same things + you do with younger women! This is crucial, because they just + don't get sentences like 'Yo, what's up sister?' or 'How's it + hangin'?'. Try to speak in a mature way, and of things She would + know about (you often see right away what they do for a living, + or what 'sort' she is, if not, start the conversation by asking + her where she works and continue with that information). + + REMEMBER: Chapter Four: What to do to please her, rule 7! + + I should warn you right away, that if you don't make contact + after the first time, this could take some time, and work. But, + we will assume that you have the charm it takes, and that you + had a nice and fun first conversation with her. Now.. it's time + for an evaluation of that first time conversation. + + 1) Did she laugh? YES: 2p + Just giggled: 1p + NO: 0p + + 2) Did she speak of herself? YES: 2p + Just a little: 1p + NO: 0p + + 3) Did you have a conversation longer YES: 2p + than 30 minutes? NO: 0p + + 4) Did she touch you, or did you touch her? YES: 2p + NO: 0p + + 5) Did she look away when you looked her YES: 0p + in the eyes? A little: 1p + NO: 2p + + 6) Did you decide to meet/talk again? YES: 2p + Maybe: 1p + NO: 0p + + 7) If you answered YES on Question 6, did Morning: 0p + you decide to meet/talk at/in the.. Lunch: 1p + Afternoon: 1p + Evening: 2p + Night: 2p + + 8) If you answered MAYBE on Question 6, Maybe: 1p + what did she say when you asked to I don't know: 0p + meet her/talk to her again? We'll see: 1p + Sure. I guess..: 0p + Other: 0p + + 9) If you answered NO on Question 6, Never: 0p + what did she say when you asked to Are you crazy?: 0p + meet her/talk to her again? I don't think so: 1p + A bad excuse: 0p + My husband may find out: 1p + NO: 0p + Other: 0p + + 10) Do YOU want to meet/talk to her again? YES: 2p + Maybe: 0p + NO: 0p + + --------------------------------------------------------------- + + SCORECARD: 0 - 5p ... It's not worth it. Find another Older + Woman and try again. + + 6 -10p ... Hmm, this one seem to be interested + in you, but is afraid to take the first + step or afraid of her husband. Take her + out to an expensive dinner for two and + try to convince her that you really want + her, and that there's nothing wrong in + just seeing each other (well... that + depends on what you actually DO when you + meet, but you don't tell her that). + Use everything you can think of. + + 11 -17p ... You have a woman that wants you, or + if you're unlucky, just want to be + your friend. When you meet her again, + try to talk her into the subject of + love, young men and older women and + you will find out what she wants from + you. + + 18p ... Good luck. You can stop reading this + text which is completely useless to a + person with Your charm, wit and knowledge. + I congratulate you! + + --------------------------------------------------------------- + + * Chapter Six - The Second 'Date' + + Ok, now when you have decided to meet/talk again, there are some things + you should be aware of. This only applies for those who weren't lucky + enough to be seduced themselves by an Older Woman (that's very common + you know). First and most important: Do NOT treat her as if she was 30 + or 35 or whatever her age is! Treat her like she was 25 - 27! Second: + Take her to places where 25 - 27-year olds usually go (ie. NOT the grave- + yard or something like that ). + + If you only decided to talk again (not meet). Just go along with what- + ever she say, and build your conversation on that. AND keep the Rule 7 + in Chapter Four in mind! Do not babble, and brag about yourself! Just + have a nice and 'friendly' conversation. Ok, here's the worst thing that + could happen when just talking: (if she isn't a programmer or something + in the computer trade) + + SHE: So, what do you do for a living, Mike? -or- + So, what interests do you have, Mike? + + YOU: I work with computers. I'm a computer scientist. -or- + I live for my computer. I spend all my free time + with my 12 computers. + + SHE: Nice talking to you. + + The Reason: Women over 30 usually don't like computers. + + So, I hope you get my point here. If she doesn't work with computers, + DON'T talk about computers. NO, don't even mention them! No, You can't. + Trust me on this one, will you! You won't get her if you tell her about + your beloved computer(s). The main reason for their reluctance towards + computers is, that they aren't old enough to 'have been there' when the + first computers were invented, and they aren't young enough to 'have been + there' when the Computer Boom started. They are in the middle, when + most people were afraid of computers, when only laboratories had them, + and when no-one on the 'outside' really knew anything about them. Yes, + this is a shame, because if the Older Women of today WERE interested in + computers, we'd have Zero problems getting them. I mean, who can say that + they can't discuss computers and computer-stuff for hours? Right. So, + as I said, unless 'Your' Older Woman is interested in/working with + computers, don't mention them. Not a word. + + If you decided to meet again. Try to surprise her with reservations + at a nice, expensive restaurant, to a concert (you know she'd enjoy) + or some sort of entertainment. Buy flowers or just something to show + her that you're really interested in her. Not just as a friend. + + * Chapter Seven - What's Next? + + If you have made it this far, you probably don't need more advice + because the 'ice' always breaks on the second date. You drink some + nice wine, have a nice candle-lit dinner for two, walk around 'town' + and maybe end the night dancing. The standard procedure, when dating + Older Women. If you're lucky enough to have a woman that's not from + the same town/city as you, you have a big advantage. Show her the + things worth seeing in Your town/city. Take her to places You have + heard as 'romantic' (for example, a hill overlooking the town/city). + And you don't have to worry about everyone knowing what you did last + night, like if you date a woman from your own town/city. + + * Chapter Eight - End Comments + + I hope you can use this file to your advantage, the next time you + want to get That Older Woman. There will be a sequel to this file, + describing more intimate stuff, like what to do After the Standard + Dating procedure, how to make love to her - in the best/worst way + and finally, how to End it, clean and simple. I guess some of you + want to know how to end an affair like this really bad, without Axes, + Husbands with chain saws, or an Older Woman who kills herself because + of you. It's not just to tell her it's over you know.. + + 'til then.... + Go Get 'em! + + _____________________________________________________________________ + + Call INFO ADDICT +46-###-#### (Sweden) - The uXu Homeboard! + _____________________________________________________________________ + _____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-006.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-006.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..c5f17bf3 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-006.txt @@ -0,0 +1,935 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ## ## ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ The BIG System Vol.1 ] [ By THE CHIEF ] + + + + ######## ## ## ######## + ## ## ## ## + ## ######## ##### + ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ######## + + ########## ########## ########## + ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## #### + ########## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ## + ########## ########## ########## + + ######## ## ## ######## ######## ######## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ## ## ### ### + ######## #### ######## ## #### ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## + ######## ## ######## ## ######## ## ## + + +-*-*-*- CHAPTERS 01 THROUGH 10 - VOL.1, VERSION 1 - THE REAL VERSION! -*-*-*- + + As a young hacker, I left early for the BIG systems. The small ones + didn't last long enough. Soon I had nestled myself into some very big + systems and found that they were very much like the smaller ones. + I had to find a REALLY OUTRAGEOUS BIG system, to satisfy my needs... + + IF YOU WANT TO GO FURTHER INTO THIS STORY, YOU'LL NEED + SOME ADVICE AND SOME OTHER VARIOUS THINGS MENTIONED BELOW. + + If you're one of my fans, skip this section, else goto the next line. + Return. (just kidding!) + Ok, so you have picked up this file at your local underground board, eh? + Nice. I like to see GOOD files, on every GOOD UGD-Board! Back to earth. + + You will need the following: (Standard Equipment Ltd.) + + A Coke + A Flashlight + A Pack of chips + A Good sense of humour + A Rainy day or a Sunny day for reading + A Couple of days to finish this story! + + + The advice mentioned above: Don't let this story out of your hands! + There are Serpenin-spies looking for it everywhere! + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + CHAPTERS 1 THROUGH 10 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + 01.....Sexy Daughter + 02.....Spingleman's Dilemma + 03.....Daydreaming + 04.....The Project + 05.....Metrospective + 06.....Deadly Errors + 07.....Two Dates + 08.....J.C. Harris + 09.....Fourth World War? + 10.....Spingleman's Second Dilemma + + APPENDIX 1.....Names & Explanations + APPENDIX 4.....Matthew's Information Search + +_______________________________________________________________________________ +CHAPTER ONE CHAPTER ONE +__________________________________SEXY DAUGHTER________________________________ + + I was 15. The sun was shining and the grass was green. The neighbors' +sexy 21-year-old daughter, Marielle, licked the sun in a sunchair next to +their swimming pool and our dog "Phileas" chased butterflies. It was the first +day of summer in Charmington where I lived. + + From my bedroom-window on the second floor, I had the best view in the +neighborhood. Marielle had a tight body-bikini, and I could see her lying +there, sweating, the sun licked her body from her head to her toes. I just +waited for the moment when she would unwrap her bikini, because of the heat, +and reveal those unreal breasts like she always did. This time though, it +didn't seem to happen...she was not on time...Well..I'll stick around a +couple of minutes more, I thought, and waited. + + The birds sang, the sun burned, almost no wind and the town slept. +My mom and dad were visiting the grandparents and my sister was out with her +friends so this time would be perfect for Marielle to show me her beautiful +body, but nothing happened, and I wondered if she was sleeping... + +_______________________________________________________________________________ +CHAPTER TWO CHAPTER TWO +_____________________________SPINGLEMAN'S DILEMMA______________________________ + + "Special Computers Designed Here" said the sign by the mailbox. Steven +Spingleman talked on the phone with a Head Executive at GCEC, Government +Computer Engineers Center (see Appendix 1 for more on GCEC). + +- That is not ethical to do, said Spingleman with a broken voice. + +- Mr. Spingleman...Steve...This isn't my field. You must understand that I + am but a mere messenger. If I do not follow orders, I will loose my job. + If you have any objections to this project, you'll just have to talk to + my superiors. Here...you can call this number if you have any + trouble or questions. + + Spingleman heard the man, known to him as Mr. Jensen, messing around +in the room, searching for something. Drawers were opened and closed again, +papers lifted and put down again. Finally he came back to the phone. + +- Here it is! Ok, Steve...055-381-289662. + + He said the numbers one and one once more to make sure Spingleman got +the number correct. + +- This number goes directly to the GCE Experiment Center and there you'll + reach me and my superiors. Just DON'T show this number to anyone, Ok? + + Spingleman thought for a while, and then he decided what to say. + +- All right Mr. Jensen. I'll try, but I can't assure you that this will work. + This is a highly complicated computer you ask for and my experience with + these sort of projects are but none. + + Spinglemans voice had become nothing but a whisper. It shivered when he +tried to make his way out of the project with a lie. + +- Ah, come now, Mr. Spingleman. You know that we know all about you and that + these sorts of experiments is your speciality, or should I say, WERE your + speciality. + + Steve Spingleman now realized that he had to go through with it, even +if it was unethical, unreal and very dangerous. If he hadn't..... No. That +was long ago, and he couldn't change the past. He hated GCEC and this Mr. +Jensen who leaved him with no alternative but to do this dirty work for him. + +- Mr. Spingleman? + +- Yes, I'm still here, said Spingleman. I understand your terms... + +- Good. Let's hope that this project will float smoothly and that you'll + follow my advice. We don't want anything to happen, do we Mr. Spingleman? + No.. I didn't think so, Mr. Jensen said, answering his own question. We + will contact you if something comes up. Goodbye Mr. Spingleman. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ +CHAPTER THREE CHAPTER THREE +_________________________________DAYDREAMING___________________________________ + + Daydreaming...that was something for a troubled mind, and right now +my mind WAS troubled. Marielle DIDN'T unwrap her bikini! As a 15-year- +old boy, your mind will undoubtedly be on a constant lookout for girls and +sex. That is a fact, but the average teenager will never have such an oppor- +tunity as I had here with Marielle, so I was known as "The lucky one" among +my friends. + + Suddenly something happened. Marielle started to move, and my eyes homed +in on my target. Now she sat up in the chair and looked around. Now +I recognize you, my mind said, and opened a memory-bank for storing what +was about to happen. She stood up....and went into the house!... +Memory Error, said my mind and closed the bank. Damn! What was she doing?! +I was ready to give up, and go back to my computer, when she came out again. + + She had a sun-lotion bottle in her right hand, walking to the chair +again, but changed her mind at the last moment and walked to a table, which +stood just behind a tree, out of the view from my window. I ran to my sisters +room. The view from that window was better than mine, and a lot closer too. + + She was exercising! Bending over, lifted a leg, made sit-ups and so on. +Fantastic! This was great! When she appeared to be finished, she opened the +sun-lotion bottle and started to rub it on her sun-tanned skin. Then it +happened, and my mind opened about 20 Megabyte for storage at the same time. + + The bikini fell on the ground and I was in heaven. She rubbed the lotion +all over, and took her time doing it. I had the time of my life (consider my +age will you!). Soon she went back to the sun-chair and I went back to my +room and the window. Now she was lying there...with only a pair of small +bikini-trousers covering her fantastic body. If I just had some courage, I +thought, I would go down and talk to her. + +- Hello! + + The sound made me jump. My parents stood in the doorway to my room. + +- How has your day been, son, said my father with his big smile. + +- You should have been with us! We found two new flower-species so your + Grandfather now has thirty two different sorts. Isn't that fantastic, mother + said in a state of ecstasy. + +- Fantastic, I muttered in an attempt to sound excited. + +- Well, dinner's ready, said mother on her way out of my room. We bought fried +chicken at the Drive-in, so hurry before it gets cold. + + To buy drive-in-food is like buying walked-in-shoes. You can wear both. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ +CHAPTER FOUR CHAPTER FOUR +_________________________________THE PROJECT___________________________________ + + Steve Spingleman jumped by a noise too. The "click" in his ear when Mr. +Jensen hung up. Boy, was he in trouble now! GCEC had ordered a very special +computer from him, because he was the best computer builder when it came to +specialities. This demanded his full attention and skill. + +The other customers just had to wait...but for how long? This computer would +take at least 2 years to build even though he already had started on a proto- +type which he had hooked up with one of his own inventions, an XX EXPRESS +digital and optical modem. To have it "on-line", as a service to the customers, +whom, of course had very special wishes, were for test reasons only because of +the fact that nothing ever is perfect the first time. Every progress he made, +were added to the prototype for his customers to call-in, look at and try out. + + His customers were not of the "normal" kind, if you can call people +normal these days. No, to mention some of his customers, there were the +State Department, ASA (American Space Agency), YMCA (Yugoslavian Micro +Computer Association), STATE (Soviet Tolerance Approval Technology Engineers) +and GCEC whom I presume you have heard about. All of them had their special +wants and needs, which Spingleman worked on. Now they had to wait. + + Spingleman went over to his laboratory to collect the package he had +received from GCEC earlier this Friday. It contained the plans for the +computer and what they wanted it to do for them. The package was a 17 kilo +big box with the word "GOVERNMENT" scattered on all sides. He opened it. + + 4 Videocassettes on the HRTV-D (High Resolution TV - Digital) format +with digitally scanned maps of the computer. 2 DAT-C (Compact DAT) Cassettes +with information and the rest of the 17 kilos was encrypted, filled laboratory- +tubes and paper-discs, a new invention by himself and a big success on the +market. When there were no trees left anywhere, the World Crisis Federation +had called to order a new kind of paper, and he made the paper-discs. How they +looked like? How you used one? It's too complicated to understand, but if you +are a true knowledge-eater you can look in the dictionary at the end of this +book (Appendix 1). + + He picked up all of it and put it on the big designer-table to study +the maps and read the discs when someone logged onto the his prototype +computer. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ +CHAPTER FIVE CHAPTER FIVE +_________________________________METROSPECTIVE_________________________________ + + I saw the text on my monitor. + + "ACCESS DENIED" + "YOUR DIGITAL NUMBERS DO NOT MATCH" + + Damn. This was one of the new XX EXPRESS modems which could spot the +number and place you called from and had special numbers for access. Well, +the hacker-underground had discussed these modems for a while now so I decided +to call the 'DRAGONFIRE 84' board to see how far the discussion had come. + + Letters and more letters. It took me twenty minutes to answer all of them +and if you are a knowledgeable modem-user you know how long that is, when using +the automatic answerer! In the Hacker-conference there had finally been a +breakthrough and a new gear called METROSPECTIVE had been built for breaking +XX EXPRESS modem security systems. I talked to Mr. Farmhouse (the "dad" in the +area) and he promised to send one the same day. + + I had all of the "pre-desolation" gear from boxes to programs written in +a long gone and "dead" language called Pascal. My friends in the hacker +community called me "The Collector" for obvious reasons. I was called a lot of +things back then. New gear and inventions had become standard those days and I +liked to try them out. The Metro (short for METROSPECTIVE) was brand new. I had +an XX EXPRESS number, so to try the Metro on it was a must for me. I didn't +have a clue to where I was calling and the unbelievable things that would +happen to me because of my curiosity. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ +CHAPTER SIX CHAPTER SIX +_________________________________DEADLY ERRORS_________________________________ + + Spingleman looked at the screen. Someone had called, but didn't have the +correct access to enter his system. He should have been worried about it, but +wasn't. Perhaps a "wrong-number" call. That was common these days with the +complex ISDNS telephone system. + + When they introduced ISDN in the 1990's, it had been a step forward, but +the ISDNS (SONIC) had turned out to be a much too complex system for the +average user. No-one really knew the possibilities of the system because of +the inconvenient and strange deaths of the inventors. Actually, no-one knew +where they had gone! They just disappeared one by one, all of them good +friends to Spingleman, at the time he worked on the prototype. + + Spingleman went back to his studies with a troubled mind. Tormented by +what he had remembered and the pictures of his friends still in his mind. + + The digital maps on the video-board showed a complete build-up of the +computer GCEC had ordered. Any ordinary person who studied these maps would +have given up after approximately thirty seconds. The complexity of the maps +were total, but Spingleman just took a look at them and saw the errors at once. +This could not be what they wanted?, Spingleman thought for himself. These +errors were small but lethal. If he followed these maps, the computer would +have taken control over the system within 2 minutes after startup. + + If he used two-headed merentors instead of one-headed ones..... +Spindleman started to re-draw the maps with the videoscan-pen, correcting +what he thought were errors, and he worked through the night. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ +CHAPTER SEVEN CHAPTER SEVEN +__________________________________TWO DATES____________________________________ + + I was roughly awakened by Phileas, licking my face. I looked at the alarm +clock, it said 11.45 am and I tried to go back to sleep. Suddenly I remembered +that I would receive the Metro today, and that the Electronic Package Service +closed 12.00 Sharp on Saturdays! I got out of bed and was ready to leave for +the EPS office six seconds later. + + I stumbled up the stairs to the office, pushed the door and the clock +showed 12.00. Just in time! The package, at the size of a micro-stereo, had +arrived. On my way home I met my sister, Angelica, and her friends who were +working on a beach-party, due the same night next to our house. + +- Hi bro', Angelica said, goin' to our party tonite? Megan wants to see you, + you know... + + Angelica had gotten her accent from her surf-friends who lived on the beach +and whom she almost lived with. Megan was one of her friends who (if I may +say so) had had a crush on me for the last few weeks. Though she was one of +the most beautiful girls I had ever seen, I had never gotten the chance to +talk to her alone so this could be the perfect opportunity. + +- I'll think about it, I said. + + Angelica sat her elbow in my side and went back to her friends with a +smile on her face. Walking towards the house, I saw Angelica talking to +Megan, and I got nervous. + + Later that day I connected the Metro to one of the expansion-slots of my +computer to try it out. Just when I was going to start it the phone rang. +I pressed the "off hook" button and heard.... + +- The Fourth world war has started. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ +CHAPTER EIGHT CHAPTER EIGHT +__________________________________J.C. HARRIS__________________________________ + + J.C. Harris was one of the two new-hired engineers at GCEC. His record had +been spotless and his skills on computer-design couldn't be measured. That is +to say that he was one of the best in the country. Right now though, he was +sitting in an office, waiting for a man known to him as Mr. Jensen, and an +assignment. + + His thoughts wandered to the time when he was a young enthusiast and +didn't have any problems to handle. He had been the best in his class and had +finished all courses he attended with top grades without any attempts to study. +Nowadays the schools had made efforts in computer-security, and the hackers +efforts in breaking it, but he knew that they couldn't break it. A smile swept +over his face when he thought of his "unbreakable" system. + + Thirty hours. He tasted the two words once more, just to make it under- +standable to himself. Thirty HOURS! That was too unbelievable even to himself. +The computer system then, had been quite simple he remembered, but THIRTY +hours?! He had broken the security-name in just two seconds by looking in the +principal secretary's big black book once when he was left alone in her room. +But the password had been a big barrier. No "usual" password had worked and +nothing you ordinary would try, like the name of their dog, children or mother- +in-Law either. + + Noriegamodular5. When he entered that and it worked, he didn't believe his +eyes. The Sonic planet Noriegamodular5, named after a dictator in central- +America in the 20th century, had been the home-planet of the secretary's little +pet, the grywlow. What a password that was. Phew.. and it took him thirty hours +to figure that out. With the "live" programs of today, that password would have +been halfway to the 99th moon of Trolarian by now. Known to everyone. + + Fifty five seconds later "Mr. Jensen" arrived in his black Mercedes 995 COEC +(Computer Oriented Electric Car). He carried the black suitcase in a steady +grip. His black suit and gloves were made by the JJJ company, the most ex- +pensive designer of clothes, known to be untappable and never torn. The security +system accepted his C-AXS card and opened the big, armed doors revealing a +man, standing, waiting for him. "Mr. Jensen" signaled to the man, who of course +was Harris, to come with him into his office. When Harris had closed the door +behind him, seven guards grabbed him and carried him into a circular shield +and left him there. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ +CHAPTER NINE CHAPTER NINE +_______________________________FOURTH WORLD WAR?_______________________________ + + "Hi Kev", the voice said. + + "Christ, Matthew, You scared the hell out of me, you know!" + + "I know", Matthew said laughing. + + Since the computer at WCC (World Computer Center) went crazy because +of our 'hacks' and tried to start the Fourth World War, I hadn't been that +active in the hacker-community, but now with a new invention, the Metro, +I couldn't stay out. + + "I saw that you had been on the DRAGONFIRE yesterday, and that the 'Old + Man', ehrm.. Farmhouse, had supplied you with the Metro, and as usual, + when You find a new invention, you have a place to try it on, right?" + + It was no secret that I tried most of the new stuff for the rest of the +hackers, because of my knowledge (modest remark), and that I usually had more +places to hack on, than the rest of them, but I never leaked! They knew that, +but they didn't give up either... + + "Yes, I have a place to try it on, but I can't let you in on it as you + probably already have guessed as usual, Matthew." + + "Ah, come on Kev", Matthew said in a beggar's voice, "You know that I + never, and I mean NEVER spread anything I get from you, don't you?" + + "Yes I know......", I said, and tried to continue. + + "...So, what's the problem, Kev?" + + "I haven't tried it yet! I just got the damn thing you know, and I would + have tried it, but you called and interrupted me!", I said. + + "Yeah?", Matthew said. "You'll let me in on it later then, right?" + + "Sure", I said, trying to get him off the line. "I'll let you in on it + later, okay?" + + "Ok, fine! I knew you wouldn't forget your old pal! I call you tomorrow + and then we can talk, ok?" + + "Bye Matthew", I said and hung up the phone. + + Jeez! Matthew really was my best friend and pal, but he always wanted to +know and learn everything. I don't say that that is bad, quite the opposite +really, but he had his ways in getting the knowledge he wanted that I didn't +like. Once he bribed a guard at the court-house down town, for letting him +in when it was past open-time, just to check out a State vs State case he +needed for his homework. + + (See appendix 4 for an interesting report on the case.) + +_______________________________________________________________________________ +CHAPTER TEN CHAPTER TEN +_________________________SPINGLEMAN'S SECOND DILEMMA___________________________ + + "Steven Thomas Spingleman?", said the voice. + + "Yes, that is my name.", said Spingleman to the voice on the phone. + + "I'm sorry" said the voice, "Let me introduce myself. Joe Galibrero, + WSA engineer, clearance code 1273482-2371. We have a little problem + down here, and you were the only one we could think of calling for + This kind of problem." + + "Spingleman, 881212C-E126.", Spingleman said. + "What is your problem, Galibrero?" + + "I can't tell you over the phone, but one of our cars will pick + you up in about.. 2 minutes. This is classified as 2xtop secret + and will release you from all your current projects, no matter + what clearance, importance or status they have, this is more + important. You have clearance 981-127-12UC for this one Steven." + + Spingleman understood the importance immediately. UC! That meant + it was an Universal Crisis. He entered the code into his personal + security system, and got the message: + + -- -- + World Space Association, CODE 981-127-12UC. - TOP PRIORITY - + Universal Clearance: 127 + Universal Crisis : 12 + -- -- + + The Universal Clearance code 127 meant it topped all other codes by 1. + (Highest code known was 126), but the Universal Crisis code 12 was new + to Spingleman. He didn't know what that meant. + + "Ok, I'm ready.", said Spingleman as he hung up. + + He was just closing his safe, where he had placed all of the plans for + the GCEC project, when the car arrived. Spingleman closed the front- + door behind him, made sure it was locked, and got into the car. + + Five minutes later he was on a plane, without knowing its destination. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + END OF CHAPTERS 1 - 10 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +APPENDIX 1: NAMES AND EXPLANATIONS. Vol.1 Version 1 +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +ASA - AMERICAN SPACE AGENCY + + The American Space Agency was a branch of the CIA and still is. + Instead of working all over the world it works only on Tellus. + After the Sphericals attempt to take Saturn from the Jupitans , + each planet had their own Space Agency for preventing this sort + of crime. Like Interpol in the ancient Europe you might say. + + + +C-AXS CARD - COMPACT ACCESS CARD + + The old access and credit cards were unsafe because they were so + easy to copy and use, so the WCF invented the Compact Access Card + which had a personal coder built into it, so each time you touched + the card, it felt your temperature, and read your fingerprints, which + was stored into the card. If the temperature and fingerprints didn't + match, the card information was transferred to the WCC for checkup + and the card was useless. If it didn't find any temperature and/or + fingerprints, the card information was transferred to the WCC for + checkup and the card was useless. (The only time a card cannot find + the temperature and/or fingerprints is when the person who holds the + card has JJJ gloves on his/her hands.) (See JJJ for more information.) + + The WCC checked the information they received and located a match + with the information in the ASA Computer to get the identity of the + person that had hold the card, and made investigations on that person. + + + +COEC - COMPUTER ORIENTED ELECTRIC CAR + + A car that was computer oriented by electric lines added to the + metal-sides of the roads. Still used in smaller towns on Jupiter-1. + You entered the town/city you were in, and the destination. The + computer would then access the road-computer and get the map over + the town, which was updated every time something happened to the + road-network (every second or so), worked out the fastest way and + took you to your destination. + + + +DAT-C - COMPACT DAT CASSETTES * NEVER TO BE RELEASED * + + Dat cassettes were believed dead, when the industry itself held + on the design, to prevent illegal copying, and distribution of + 'perfect' copies. When they finally gave up, and released the DAT + players, the prices killed the sales, so they lowered their prices + to ordinary Compact Disc player prices, and the sales took a high + jump. Soon the market was filled with 'perfect' copies of everything. + The industry stopped the production of new DAT-players but the market + didn't halt. A 'brilliant' idea of an Engineer at WCF, was to build a + Compact Dat player with digital overlays that would stop the illegal + copying and sell it as any ordinary DAT player, without a word about + the digital overlays, only that it was 'THE BEST' DAT player ever. + The customer could trade-in their 'old' DAT player to the new one + without paying anything in-between, and all of them did! The plan + worked, and the market of illegal copies came to an end. + + + +EPS - ELECTRONIC PACKAGE SERVICE + + To get rid of the time-spending mail-service the EPS was formed. + People got tired of the laziness of the service and that even the + so called 'special service' or 'we will get your mail to the + destination overnight' - service didn't work. The EPS worked in + an electronic environment, and the mail was sent with transfer beams. + You probably have seen the old 'Star Trek' films on the 'remember + this?' channel, and the beam that they used. The work on such a beam + was improved when the new Designer's Computer was invented and the + transfer beam became reality. + + + +GCEC - GOVERNMENT COMPUTER ENGINEERS CENTER + + The GCEC worked (at the time) close to all research companies in the + country. They had a special 'deal' with the leading companies in + computer technology, to get the best and most reliable computers for + them, and the cost didn't matter. When they had given one of the + companies the latest in computer tech, of course there were five new and + better ones the next day, so they were never out of work. + + The engineers working at GCEC were those who had gone through life + with a computer, and the highest grades from the private schools. + The Executives had different backgrounds. Several of them had their own + money, but there were some, who had special interests in the company, + who used the company to get what they wanted, like in any ordinary + company today. + + + +GCEEC - GOVERNMENT COMPUTER ENGINEERS EXPERIMENT CENTER + + The GCEEC was where the GC Engineers experimented with prototypes and + other equipment that demanded vacuum rooms, explosion-safe rooms, fire- + safe rooms, bug-free rooms and a big workshop hall with all the latest + equipment you could think of back then. If you are a film-freak you + probably have seen the ancient James Bond films, and a guy called Q who + had the job to invent new inventions for the secret agent, James Bond. + That looked like the workshop hall, but with a neat 1523200 m^2 instead. + + + +HRTV-D - HIGH RESOLUTION TV - DIGITAL + + The advancement in Television technology in the mid 10's made almost + all new constructions old in a minute or so, so the WCF decided on a + last design, that would be world-standard: The HRTV-D. All major + companies worked together to make this special and last TV. The most + surprising fact, is that it didn't cost anything. To beat competition + (which of course still existed) they installed one in every home for + free. The only thing a viewer would pay, was the licence to the World- + Net, the Only Tv-Station which had about 5193 different channels and + was the only one that covered the Outer regions of Crystal Beta. + + + +ISDN/ISDNS - THE COMMUNICATION REVOLUTION + + ISDN was the invention of the 1980-1990's. It revolutionized + everything in communications. You were able to send data, speak, + send messages, view TV, listen to the radio (and so on) with up + to 256 people/stations at the same time, with One optical cable. + The only problem with this system, was the Home Equipment you had + to have to use it. Every person connected to the ISDN system had + to have an own switch (26x23m), and a control panel, maximum size + in his/her/its own home. Therefor, the ISDNS system was invented. + The extra 'S' stands for Sonic, which don't stand for anything + except a total destruction of the planet it was placed onto. + It was so fragile for everything else, that it was placed onto + a planet in the most remote part of the universe. The planet + was The most silent, and The most unfriendly planet ever to have + been found. No-one ever wanted to go there, except once. + A 14-year old kid, called 'Warez d00d', decided to go there, + just to look at it, and see if he could get some k-rad, awesome, + k00l games, that he didn't already have, from it. When his ship + landed, he immediately started to speak to it. + + "Do you have....?" "Have you seen....?" "k-k00l, d00dz!!!" + + (..and so on). The ISDNS accessed its internal megaton-bombs + after two seconds, and blew up the whole planet. Everything + was destroyed (including the little 'Warez d00d' except for the + ISDNS itself, because as you know, it can stand a total destruction + of the planet it was placed onto. After that, the 'Warez d00d' race + died out, and was never to be reborn. Later it was said that about + 200.000.000.000.002 Hackers had had a party the same night/day/ + afternoon (in twentysixthousand galaxies) to celebrate what had + happened. + + * END OF AVAILABLE INFORMATION * + + +JJJ COMPANY - JONSON JONSON & JONSON COMANY + + Only The most chic designers, and The most expensive company. + Johnson, Johnson & Johnson were three brothers. One of them + was a cybernoid, the second was a milk bottle, and the third + had to go to the bathroom. This of course caused many questions. + + 'Why did Mr. Johnson have to go to the bathroom?' and + 'Did Mr. Johnson really have straight A's when he left the academy?'. + + These questions are easily answered, with only one word. + Damn! Spilled my coffee. Alright, where was I, oh right, Mr Johnson. + Well, after a few internal wars, between the three of them, they + looked like, frankly speaking, shit! So, they decided to start + a clothes company, that made clothes that actually Would stand + a nuclear attack, and still get you into your favorite restaurant + afterwards, without being rejected by the butler because you + weren't dressed for the occasion. They succeeded, and became world- + famous overnight. Not for their clothes, but for their prices. + + + +M278-EIL - SPECIAL CRIME DEPARTMENT STANDARD EQUIPMENT 61 + + The EIL is known as The most trusted Detector of all detectors. + It detects a body's temperature, from the heir to the toenails. + (if the body has these features, that is.) + Mostly used built-in in officer helmets, to recognize a suspect's + temperature, when questioned. If the body temperature all together + reach above the standard limit of 38.57827382 degrees celsius + the person told a lie. Notable: This detector has a record of + malfunctions. 99% of the malfunctions occurred when questioning + Government employees. The last % occurred when a small creature + from the planet AlLIEd-with-all didn't lie for the first time + in its life. + + + +METRO - METROSPECTIVE INVENTION + + TOO COMPLEX TO DESCRIBE. Size 5x3x2 (cm). Black. Inserted into the + Hacker-computer's Com-11 port. Faked location and phone number to + con the XX MISSILE Modem. Now added: Fake fingerprints and eye- + recognitions possible for use 'at location'. + + + +PAPER-DISC - THE INVENTION THAT SAVED THE WORLD + + The paper disc looked like any ordinary 1.5" disc you would use + with your computer, the only difference was the material it was + made of. The 'un-usable' material that the planet Voltar had been + filled with (jeromium). Because of the massive slaughter of trees + and the fact that Tellus couldn't live without them, the WCF ordered + a new kind of paper from all known inventors. Steve Thomas Spingleman + had worked on a new invention on his 'spare-time' that could be what + the world needed, the Paper-Disc. He presented it to the WCF and they + bought it. The only disadvantage was that the WCF got all the credit + for it, and Spingleman had to be satisfied with the money he got and + the own satisfaction of knowing that he was the one who came up with + the idea. + + + +PDP - PAPER DISC PLAYER, A WORLD CRISIS FEDERATION INVENTION + + The Paper-Disc Player (PDP) had been invented after the invention of + the Paper-Disc. It was generally called a "Video Board" because it + really was a big screen, designed to take input from a video-pen or + the keyboard, and output only to the screen. + + + +STATE - THE SOVIET TOLERANCE APPROVAL TECHNOLOGY ENGINEERS + + The STATE is quite undocumented, and I couldn't find any records that + said it even had existed. Because of the Soviet Union break-up, all that + was left of Soviet was a small province in the northern Ukraina range + and there were never anything indicating that they had industries. + Probably a fake company of GCEC. + + + +T&F - TEMPERATURE AND FINGERPRINTS + + The scientists of the 'lost' world didn't realize that the temperature + and the fingerprints of a person could be matched to a unique + identifier, unique to each person, but the 21th century scientists did. + This improved security systems and became world-standard as identifier. + The ASA had and still has, complete records of each individuals identi- + fiers and is constantly used by the WCC and other similar security + companies. + + + +WCC - THE WORLD COMPUTER CENTER + + In short, the largest Computer-based, Computer-controlled and + Computer-run security/standards company. No employees are human, + because of the security risk they are in themselves. The company + is run by the WCF, which may seem as a contradiction in terms, + but is in fact, run by the WCF Main Computer Complex when checked + deeper down the standard information-channels. Because of the + massive amount of power the WCF sat on, no-one trusted them, + and therefor it seemed like the best idea to have the whole show + run by a computer, which was run by another, and another, and ... + + + +WCF - THE WORLD CRISIS FEDERATION + + The World Crisis Federation was formed during the Third World War. + The UN (last active in the 20th century) had started the war over + never-paid loans and too much difference in opinions. + The WCF was formed when Tellus was contacted by other life-forms + during the Third World War, and became a major force in keeping + law and order and preventing wars. All decisions were made according + to the World's best, and not as in the UN, according to country. + This made the WCF accepted as The Judge in world crisis situations. + + + +WSA - WORLD SPACE ASSOCIATION + + The coordinator of all different Space Agencies. The WSA controlled + everything in space but nothing on its planets. Each planet had a + WSA center, always placed where there were the best optical view of + each planet's own galaxy. For instance, on Tellus, the WSA center + was placed on an Island called Lunai, not far away from Hawaii. + + + +XX EXPRESS MODEM - THE MODEM OF THE YEAR 2190 + + The XX EXPRESS Modem was an invention by the Computer constructor and + designer Steven Thomas Spingleman in the year 2189. The new extras added + to this modem was the total ISDNS compability (see ISDN and ISDNS). + This made the XX EXPRESS modem one of the world's most complicated + modems. It won the "Modem of the year" contest 2190. The judges words: + + "The most beautiful modem this decade..." - H.Wilson, Daily Orbit. + + "Works great.." "A good lookin' modem..." - J.Patrick, Modem Today. + + "Genuine Artwork by the master himself..." - U.Grexz, Uranus Science. + + The features of the modem and the ISDNS system made several changes to + the Hackers way of working. The ISDNS system is shortly described under + "ISDNS - Phone system of the future". The modem had Signal processing + features that made the modem "Smarter than You". + + It recognized where the caller called from with the 5th ISDNS line + (loc.line) and displayed it if the owner wanted it. + + It recognized the phone-number with the 6th ISDNS line (phn.num) and + displayed it if the owner wanted it. + + It had a "fingerprint and eye-structure" checker installed for usage + 'on location' as a security system. + + It had a 2086 processor with over 5*10^236 bytes storage space, if the + owner wanted to use it as a storage device. + + In short, It was a computer itself. If I were to describe all functions + it would take up the whole section, so I recommend that you try to find + the paper-disc manual and a paper-disc player at your local pawn-shop + if you want to know more about it. + + + +XY EXPRESS MODEM - THE NEW VERSION 2270 + + NO RECORDS ON THIS MODEL AT THIS TIME. GOVERNMENT SECURITY. + + + +YMCA - THE YUGOSLAVIAN MICRO COMPUTER ASSOCIATION + + This was Europe's computer industry leader. They handled all + of Europe's computer trade and worked close with GCEC on design and + inventions of new equipment and peripherals. When the Soviet Union + broke up, all of the Eastern countries became free, and the Yugoslavian + people saw their chance to take the computer market, because of their + knowledge in the field, and took it. Of course with the help of GCEC + and their money. Five years later, 2005, the European computer industry + couldn't compete with the YMCA and were bought up by GCEC and YMCA. + + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + END OF APPENDIX 1 - VOL.1 - VERSION 1 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +APPENDIX 4: MATTHEW'S INFORMATION SEARCH. +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + -THE STATE VS STATE REPORT- + + + OFFICER REPORTING: Mike Sarandon OFFICER REPORTING: Joe Lightman + Special Crime dept. Special Crime dept. + + Date Signed : 22 Jul, 2170 Date Signed : 22 Jul, 2170 + + + Subject: Missing Engineers + + + Special Crime Department report no sign of the missing engineers, as + filed by Dr Steven Thomas Spingleman, 2126 South Rodeo Drive, 1271-C + Inventown. The investigation ends with Dr Spingleman himself, as the + last person to see these men alive. The GCEC also reported them + missing, two days after Dr Spingleman. + + We have no reason to believe they are dead, and no reason to believe + that they are alive. The only lead we have today, is Dr Spingleman, + GCEC and possibly the ISDNS system which they built. + + NOTE: When stated officers questioned a Mr Jennings, Project Manager + at GCEC, 8921 Caluha Offshore, 7892-Z Inventown, we got a + clear signal from the heat sensors on the M278-EIL. Probably + a malfunction. + + Special Crime Department chief M.J Jones hereby suspend this + investigation with his signature until further information is + available. + + M.J Jones + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + END OF APPENDIX 4 - VOL.1 - VERSION 1 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + + Questions, Questions & more Questions + ------------------------------------- + + * Where is Spingleman going? + + * China vs The World? + + * Who is this mysterious Marielle? + + * Is the Republic of Russia involved? + + * Is it the revenge of Saddam Hussein? + + * Can you drink it? + + * Does the Metrospective really work? + + * Will Kevin finally get Megan alone? + + * SatCon 7 - The Only hope? + + * Will the missing Engineers be found? + + + Get the next Volume of The BIG System, and you'll will have the answers! + ONLY from uXu - Underground eXperts United! + + _________________________________________________________________________ + _________________________________________________________________________ + diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-007.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-007.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..0d2f168d --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-007.txt @@ -0,0 +1,72 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ## + + [ How To Get Even! ] [ By THE GNN ] + + _____________________________________________________________________ + _____________________________________________________________________ + + Don't be stupid, be a smarty + come and join the anarchy party! + + + +So...you really hate someone, don't you? Someone you really would like to +hurt, but not by killing him... Don't let it pass, take your revenge! +Make him look like a idiot or even worse! Follow some of these hints: + + +1. Find out what sort of car your "victim" has and borrow or steal one + of the same sort. Drive out in the woods and park the car. Now place + a girl on the hood with a lot of blood on her or something like that. + Make it look like someone has been murdered or raped and then take a + roll of photographs. Be sure to NOT let the number-plate be on any + of the pictures. Then, leave the roll to some photo shop, in your + victims name... they will see a horrible roll of the most disgusting + murder ever. Of course they will contact the police. And since the roll + is left in his name they will seek him out. And he will have a hell + to explain why his car is on the photos! + +2. Call the police and tell them that you have heard screams and gun fire + from your victims house. Sound scared and let your friend fire some + firecrackers in the background. Also stain some fake blood on the front + porch of your victims house. Now will the police probably send a lot of + cars and surround the house and maybe even attack. + Be sure to take photos of the show and then place them all over the + city or school (if it's a teacher). A lot of people will wonder why + the police is dragging him violently out of his house! + +3. Order gay-magazines, love dolls, porno movies and equal to your victims + home. Send razors and knives to his children! I think he will feel + terrorized... + +4. If there's a young sucker you hate, call his parents during the day + when he's in school and introduce yourself as the manager of some + kind of store. Say that they have caught him shop-lifting but that they + will set him free for this time and leave it to the parents to + take care of... + When he comes home he will get hell! + +5. Call the police and tell them that you are sure that your victim has + a lot of drugs in his house. They will pay him a visit... + + ________________________________________________________________________ + ________________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-008.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-008.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..c51558f3 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-008.txt @@ -0,0 +1,100 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ## ## ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ Car Explosion Look-Alike ] [ By THE GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + Don't be stupid, be a smarty + come and join the anarchy party! + + + +To make this simple, but very realistic effect you need: + + +A steel pipe which is weld shut in one end. It must be rather big. + +A smaller pipe bomb, preferably filled with a powerful explosive. + +A watertight fuse to the pipe bomb. + +A lot of gasoline. More gasoline = bigger explosion. + + +So... + +1. Put the steel pipe on the ground with the cap at the ground. +2. Lay the pipe bomb into the steel pipe and fill it with gasoline. +3. Light the fuse and run! (Be careful! Don't light the gasoline!) + +Assembled it should look like this: + + + [ ][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][][] + [ ] FUSE + [ ] +///// [ ] ///// +///// [ ] ///// +///// [ ] ///// +///// [ ] ///// +///// [ ] ///// +///// G [ ] ///// +///// A [ ] ///// +///// S [ ] ///// +///// O [ ] ///// +///// L [ ] //S// +///// I [ ] //T// +///// N [ ] //E// +///// E [F] //E// +///// [U] //L// +///// [S] // // +///// [E] //P// +///// [ ] //I// +///// [ ] //P// +///// [ ] //E// +///// [ ] ///// +///// [ ] ///// +///// [ ] ///// +///// ____[_]_ ///// +///// [ ] ///// +///// [ PIPE ] ///// +///// [ BOMB ] ///// +///// [ ] ///// +///// [ ] ///// +///// -------- ///// Let the steel pipe be at least +////////////////////////////// 30 cm high and rather wide. +////////////////////////////// + + +Now just light fuse'n run! If you have done right (and if the pipe don't +break) you should get a loud bang combined with a cloud of burning +gasoline. If you place this bomb on a car park i guarantee you that someone +will believe that a car has exploded! +Note: Don't be to cool and stand near it because it get rather hot. + +We used a bomb filled with black powder and a pipe that took 3 litres +of gasoline. It gave us a big burning cloud that reached almost 10 m! + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-009.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-009.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..52bf8799 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-009.txt @@ -0,0 +1,49 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ## ## ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ Making A Small Flame Thrower ] [ By THE GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + Don't be stupid, be a smarty + come and join the anarchy party! + + +For making this simple device you need: + + +A powerful water pistol that won't leak. + +Acetone. (Best since it is not so extremely flammable like gasoline) + +Matches. + + + Well, just fill the pistol with acetone and hold a burning match in front +of the nozzle as you spray the flammable acetone. + + Depending on how powerful your spray nozzle is, you can get a string of flame +which can reach up to 3-4 m! + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-010.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-010.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..88e00616 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-010.txt @@ -0,0 +1,64 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## # ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ###### ####### + + [ Misc Crimes ] [ By THE GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + Don't be stupid, be a smarty + come and join the anarchy party! + + +Note: You are responsible for actions taken. + +1. Construct a powerful smokebomb. And I mean Powerful! Also make a time- + delay with minimum 10 min time. Assemble the bomb and the delay and + place in something "neutral" like a bag. Enter your favorite store and + place the bomb by the counters. Be sure to place it so no one will see it + or like if it belong to the staff. You don't want some idiot to see it + and rush after you and shout "hey you forgot this...". Walk around in + the store for a while and when the bomb begins to produce smoke rush to + the counters! Everybody will run to the exit but not you! Hidden in the + smoke you can easily empty all the counters and then walk away... + Be sure to not be in the smoke to long! You don't wanna get poisoned! + +2. When the post-office is closed you can buy stamps in small machines + that's placed on the outside. These little things are real gold-mines! + They contain stamps at a value of $100 and sometimes even up to $300! + Wrap a chain around it and attach it to the bumper of your cool car and + remove it from the wall. Take it home and weld it open. And if all + stamps are sold out then? Idiot! Then it's money at the same amount + instead which makes this to a all-time winner! + +3. To get a car in the middle of the day, without the need of destruction + of the window do like this: Visit a car dealer (far away from your + home, you don't wanna get recognized) and pick a good car. Ask for + a test-drive. Drive away and never return. Now you have got a good + vehicle for crimes or transport. But remember that the company will + report it to the police very soon so use it for whatever you need it + for fast! The advantages for getting a car this way is that you can + get any car you want, together with the keys. No hot-wiring required! + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-011.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-011.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..db349e6a --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-011.txt @@ -0,0 +1,147 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ### ### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## # ## # ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ###### ###### + + [ Misc Terror ] [ By THE GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + Don't be stupid, be a smarty + come and join the anarchy party! + + +So you want to have phun? Real phun, I mean? Worry no more...follow some +of these hints and you'll get a laugh for sure! + +Note: You are responsible for actions taken. + + +1. Old Trick becomes New Trick. + + I guess all of you have filled a bucket of water, placed it over + a door and watched the angry face of your neighbour as he gets it + all over himself. No phun, because water is removable. + Use your imagination! Place buckets filled with paint, shit or creosote + over a door! You'll laugh your brain out when L. Ooser opens his door + and gets 2 gallons of pink paint all over himself! + Unfortunately (thanx phearless) these tricks only works if the door is + unlocked, since you must open them to be able to place the bucket on + top. At night there can be hard to find open doors...but if you find + one try this little funny joke: Fill a bucket with gasoline and place + it over a door (careful! you don't want the house to wake up...yet). + Place a burning candle by the bottom of the door and ring the bell.. + Hide. Now someone will tired go to the door to find out who the hell is + ringing at the door at 3 o'clock. He will open the door, get the + gasoline all over himself and then transformed into a torch by the + candle! I just love to watch the jerk run into his house again and light + everything he pass! His wife, children, TV etc etc + +2. Phree Phall is Phun. + + At night you can find many people who are walking around on their way to + places you don't give a shit about. At dark places, open a few manholes + in the street and hear the nice sound when L. Ooser falls 10 feet down + and drowns in shit. If the level of shit is not enough and L. Ooser + cries for help, do him a favor and place the cover back on again. + At morning, when people begins to flush their toilets again, L. Ooser + will notice how fast the level of shit rises... + +3. Dummies Doesn't Scream. + + Get yourself a nice dummy, the ones shops have in their windows, by + a classic smash-and-grab. The ways you can scare people are endless! + Beat it savagely in front of a crowd. + Throw it from a high building. + Push it in front of a car. + Hang it in a tree in a park (suicide-look). (My favorite!) + etc etc + Dummys that is supposed to look as a child is very funny to use... + +4. Alarms Sounds Like Hell. + + You know those little alarms that's hanging in the ceiling in most + houses and screams loud when smoke is noticed? Or the "self-protect" + ones everybody can buy everywhere. Steal one (or why not two?). + Place it in a bush by a house in the middle of the night and turn it + on. After a while someone will probably come out and search for whatever + sounds like hell. If you have hidden it well L. Ooser can be found + searching all night. If you really hate the sucker place a bomb connected + to the alarm, so when he "finally" finds it, he will get another surprise... + You can also use some kind of radio controlled device so when L. Ooser + thinks he has located the sound it suddenly stops. Just to start when + he has gone to bed again... + +5. Flag-pole Destruction Deluxe. + + Flag-poles can be used for heavy destruction if you know what you are + doing...There are two kinds of poles: + The old ones made in tree, placed by a cubic stone. + The new ones, made in glass fibre. To achieve maximum entertainment, + loosen the bolts that holds the pole. Be sure to loosen ALL bolts + otherwise the pole will only be able to fall in one direction. + Remember that the new poles are very light, about 30 kg while to old + ones can weigh up to 100 kg! + When you have loosen all of them aim at a good target. Cars, weak roofs, + greenhouses made by glass...use your brain! + +6. Tears for Fears + + The best non-lethal weapon available must be tear-gas. It's fun, in small + bottles and hurts like hell if you got the right strength! Get yourself + a nice bottle, the ones which makes big clouds. A little burst with this + kind of bottle can produce a cloud which fills a room in ten seconds! + If you hate someone who lives in a apartment open his mailbox and spray + a cloud into the place. Then ring the bell. The jerk will now go to open + the door but will only meet a day of pain. + Spray inside a shop and watch how more and more customers run away in + panic. Great surprise for shitty guards who have caught you shop-lifting! + +7. The Head-Remover. + + Have you got the problem that your little black-powder bombs are to + small to give the victim any REAL damage except for his legs? If you + want to kill your enemy the bomb must explode somewhere near his head. + Do like this: + + XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX + X/////////////////X + WALL ---------X-----=======-----X---------- DOOR + X/////////////////X + XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX + + X (Shell) + / (Explosive) + = (Firecracker that explodes when you pull) + - (The wires to the firecracker) + + Attach one wire to the suckers door and one to the wall beside the door. + Ring the bell and run like hell. The sucker will open the door, the bomb + will go off and since his head will be around one feet from the bomb + (or even closer) it will be blown to pieces! + Well...the problem is that you must be sure that the sucker opens the + door otherwise some relative can be the victim instead. But who cares? + It's the feeling of killing that counts! + + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-012.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-012.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..79132f12 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-012.txt @@ -0,0 +1,90 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## # ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ## ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ###### ####### + + [ Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist ] [ By THE GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + Don't be stupid, be a smarty + come and join the anarchy party! + + +Note: God is responsible for something. + + +1. Take a hammer and a nail and punch a hole in a spray can! Incredible + fun! Hold your face close to the can for maximum effect! + Also known under the label "cheap plastic operation". + +2. Take a saw and begin sawing into a wall! What will you find? + Water pipes? Electrical cables? Many hours of fun! + +3. Show members of Hells Angels The Finger and let a friend check how + long time it takes before you are in two pieces. + Bet with your pals what part will go first! + +4. Let a car drive over your head! Satisfaction guaranteed! + +5. Blindfold yourself and rape at random! Many laughs when you find out + that you have raped an 80-year old gay in wheelchair! + Let someone record the funny event with a camera! + +6. If you have a friend, stand 10 meters from each other and when the + signal i heard, rush as fast as you can into each other! + More people = More fun! + +7. Stand 10 meters from a friend and when the signal is heard, run as + fast as you can away from each other! + +8. Have competitions in suicide! Who can blow his brain away first? + Who is the fastest man to tie a rope and hang himself? + +9. Anor fnar axon in der of soopor ja ja nich into the ja va ja. + +10. Break into a house, completely naked, and turn on the TV! Then run + around in the house until someone wakes up and calls the police! + +11. Break into your own house and steal your valuables. Then break into + your neighbors house and drop the things. Call the police and say + that there has been a burglar in your house. When the police arrives, + confess that you have moved your own things to your neighbors house! + +12. Call a random phone number at 3 o'clock in the morning and say that + you are calling a random number at 3 o'clock in the morning. + +13. Mix 2 table spoons sugar with 1 spoon salt. Put it in a bottle and + stick a fuse into it. Say "Shit!" when it doesn't detonate. + For maximum effect use a fuse that won't burn! + +14. Play Julio Iglesias for your neighbors at 3 o'clock in the morning. + When they ask you what the hell you are doing say "I'm playing + Beatles". Watch their surprised faces when the elephant runs into the + phone. + +15. Call CIA and tell them that you have placed a bomb in a 7-11 shop! + Be sure to let them trace you. Spend 10 years in jail and then + regret it. + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-013.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-013.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..fe7e66d5 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-013.txt @@ -0,0 +1,127 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## # ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ## ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ###### ####### + + [ Suicide! ] [ By THE GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + "The last freedom we have left is that we can end our + lives at any point..." + + +Life stinks, doesn't it? And what do you do if your girl have left you, +the police are after you, the money is gone and everybody hates you? + +You kill yourself! I guarantee that you won't regret it! It takes +only a second and after that... All problems are gone! And isn't it +exiting to get a chance to know what happens next? And if there's +nothing after life, so what? Death is like sleeping. Comfortable and +silent...Just Do It! + + +DIFFERENT METHODS: + + +HANDGUNS: + + Very good and reliable. But you must know what you are doing. I have + seen horrible mistakes when people have blown their stomach away + and died slowly. There's ONLY ONE part of your body that kills you + directly and that's the head! If you have a small pistol, place it + behind one of your ears and pull the trigger. With a larger gun, + it can be difficult to reach the trigger. NEVER try to shoot by + pulling the trigger with a stick or equal. You may slip, and miss + the head, which can lead to bad results. + + +HANGING: + + Avoid this method. Some people still believe that you die quick, + because of a broken neck. False! If you don't jump from Empire + State Building with a 100 metre rope you die from choking. And + that takes a long time... + + +POISON: + + With the right stuff this is a painless method. Just don't use + cyanide, arsenic or other "strong" poison. They give you incredible + pain for a while before you die. Instead, try 100 sleeping-pills. + You fall asleep and never wake up. But there's a minor drawback - + in many cases people regret their suicide when they have taken all + pills which leads to confusion and PaNiC! + + +JUMPING: + + This one is fun! But be sure to jump from a HIGH building. + Otherwise it can lead to maiming and years in hospital. And that's + not what you want, eh? The few seconds of flying are great, worth + dying for! But if you only got a small building, be sure to land + on the head to achieve maximum death. + + +PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES: + + Jumping in front of a locomotive is a good way of killing yourself. + You are crushed to death in less than one second and will not feel + anything. But you may ruin some other persons life by doing this. + The driver of the locomotive can get marks for life in his + mind when you are splattered all over his windscreen. If you care + for other people - don't do it. + Jumping in front of cars however is not so good. The driver of the car + may brake and lower the chance of you dying. Instead, you will face + months in hospital. + If you own a car and think it's a good idea to die by crashing into + something you are wrong! There's at least 25% chance that you survive + a few hours after the crash... + Planes - forget it! Unless you don't own a plane yourself there's + no way you can jump from another plane. + + +DROWNING: + + Some people say that the worst way of dying must be drowning. Other + people say that it must be the best. Floating around in zero-g you + slowly pass away...or is it a terrible feeling to breath water and + suddenly die after 1-2 minutes? Personally I wouldn't choose this + method if I wanted to die. + + +HEADBANGING + + Banging the head to the wall is very popular in prisons. However, + this method only works if you are a strong person. Otherwise you will + not achieve enough speed and strength to crush the skull and get + lethal brain-damage. The person will in 9 cases of 10 slip into + unconsciousness before he has achieved deadly damages. + + +And that's all! I guess there are many more ways of suicide but I can't +remember anymore - right now. Maybe I'll return with another textfile on this +subject? Who knows? Ok, I hope I have given you some hints how to do it +when you are tired of this low priority interrupt called Life! + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-014.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-014.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..a799e9be --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-014.txt @@ -0,0 +1,873 @@ + +<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>!<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> +#% ..uXu.. 1991 %# +%# Underground eXperts United #% +#% presents... %# +%# -=*=- #% +#% The European Digest Series Vol.1 Issue #5 %# +%# 1991 By THE CHIEF ..uXu.. #% +<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>!<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> + + SPECIAL MANUAL ISSUE - SCO XENIX System V TUTORIAL CHAPTER #2 + + Contents... + + 01.............Introduction + 02.............Contents In Chapter Two + 03.............Xenix Tutorial Chapter Two + 04.............Recommended + 05.............End Comments + + + + + 1. INTRODUCTION + --------------- + Welcome to TED Vol.1 Issue #5 - The uXu File #14! + The second part of the SCO XENIX V Tutorial manual is ready for TED, and + here it is for you. This section will cover the Basic concepts in XENIX + like some usual commands, some names/directories to know, and things the + beginner must know, for starters. Like before, if you're an unix/xenix + guru, or just if you have some basic knowledge of unix/xenix, you can + skip this chapter, and just keep it as a reference. This is, still, for + the beginner. The next chapter in the Xenix Tutorial Manual will cover + how to login to the system, some security tips, and more commands. + + + + + + 2. CONTENTS IN CHAPTER TWO + -------------------------- + + 2.0 BASIC CONCEPTS + 2.1...Introduction + 2.2...Accounts + 2.2.1.....User Accounts + 2.2.2.....Super User Account + + 2.3...Files + 2.3.1.....Ordinary Files + 2.3.2.....Special Device Files + 2.3.3.....Directory Files + 2.3.4.....Directory Structure + + 2.4...Naming Conventions + 2.4.1.....Filenames + 2.4.2.....Pathnames + 2.4.3.....Sample Names + 2.4.4.....Special Characters + + 2.5...Commands + 2.5.1.....Command Line + 2.5.2.....Syntax + + 2.6...Input And Output + 2.6.1.....Redirection + 2.6.2.....Pipes + + + + 3. XENIX TUTORIAL CHAPTER TWO + ----------------------------- + + +2.0 BASIC CONCEPTS 2.0 +=============================================================================== +2.1 Introduction 2.1 Introduction +=============================================================================== + + This chapter explains the basic concepts that you need to understand to +work effectively in the XENIX environment. After reading this chapter, you +should understand the fundamentals of user accounts, as well as how the +system's files and directories are organized and named, how commands are +entered, and how a command's input and output can be redirected. It is important +to read this chapter before proceeding to the tutorial chapters that follow. + +2.2 ACCOUNTS 2.2 +=============================================================================== +2.2.1 User Accounts 2.2.1 User Accounts +=============================================================================== + + An account must be created for you before you can log on to a XENIX system. +Your account contains the following information: + + * Your login name. This is the name by which you are known in the + system. It is the name you enter at the login prompt. + + * Your password. To increase system security, each user may be + given a password. This password is entered when you log on to the + system. + + * Your group identification. Each user is known to the system as an + individual and as a member of a group. Group membership is important + for system security reasons. As a member of a group, you may be + permitted to access files and directories that you cannot access + as an individual. + + * Your "home directory." This is the place in the filesystem where + you can keep personal files. When you first log on in to the system, + you are placed in your home directory. + + * Your "login shell." This is the program that reads and executes the + XENIX commands you input. In most cases, your login shell will be the + "Bourne Shell." The Bourne Shell uses the dollar sign ($) as a prompt. + However, you may be configured to use the "C-Shell," which uses the + percent sign (%) as a prompt, or the "Visual Shell," which is a menu- + driven interface. Throughout this tutorial, the expression "XENIX + prompt" is used to refer to your shell prompt, wether it is the + percent sign or the dollar sign. + + Once an account has been established for you, you can manipulate the files, +directories, and commands that make up the XENIX system. + +=============================================================================== +2.2.2 Super User Account 2.2.2 Super User Account +=============================================================================== + + In addition to each user's individual account, every XENIX system has a +"super user" account. (The super user is also referred to as "root.") In +order to perform certain system administration tasks, the system administrator +must log in as the super user. The super user has free rein over the system. +The super user can read and edit any file on the system, as well as execute +any program. + +=============================================================================== +2.3 Files 2.3 Files +=============================================================================== + + The file is the fundamental unit of the XENIX filesystem. There are three +different types of XENIX files: ordinary files (what we usually mean when we +say "file"), special device files, and directories. Each of these is described +in the sections that follow. + +=============================================================================== +2.3.1 Ordinary Files 2.3.1 Ordinary Files +=============================================================================== + + An ordinary file is simply a collection of 8-bit bytes. Ordinary files are +usually documents, program source code, or program data. Executable binary +files, or computer programs, are also considered ordinary files. The bytes +of an ordinary file are interpreted as text characters, binary instructions, +or program statements, by the programs that examine them. + + Every ordinary file has the following attributes: + + * a filename (not necessarily unique), + + * a unique filesystem number called an inode number, + + * a size in bytes, + + * a time of last change, + + * a set of access permissions, + + * an owner and a group. + + File Protection + + On a multi-user system, it is often necessary to "protect" certain files, +denying some users access to the files while allowing access to others. Files +are protected by assigning appropriate "access permissions" to them. XENIX +provides three levels of access permissions: + + read Having read permission on a file allows a user to view + the contents of the file with such commands as and + . A user with read-only permission cannot edit a file. + + write Having write permission on a file allows a user to edit + the file. + + execute If the file is a program, having execute permission on the + file allows a user to run the program. You cannot run a + program for which you do not have execute permission. + + Access permissions are assigned by a file's owner. (By default, the owner +of a file is its creator.) Any combination of the three levels is permitted. +This allows the file's owner to determine which users can read, write and/or +execute the file. Note that the super user has @readm write and execute +permissions on all files on the system. + + The file security mechanism implemented under XENIX is very flexible. It +allows separate access permissions to be set for a file's owner, a file's +group, and for all other users. In a typical case the, owner of a file might +have read and write permissions, the group read-only permission, and all other +users no access permissions at all. + +=============================================================================== +2.3.2 Special Device Files 2.3.2 Special Device Files +=============================================================================== + + Each physical device on the system, such as hard and floppy disks, line- +printers, terminals, and system memory, is assigned to a "special file." +These files are also called "special device files." Special device files are +not discussed in this tutorial. (For more information on special device files, +see the XENIX System Administrator's Guide, also published by Swedish Hackers +Association.) + +=============================================================================== +2.3.3 Directory Files 2.3.3 Directory Files +=============================================================================== + + Directory files are more like file drawers than files. They are places +where files are stored (conceptually, not physically). Directory files are +usually referred to as "directories." + + A directory contains the names and inode numbers of the files "within it." +These inode numbers point to "inodes." XENIX uses inodes internally to +organize filesystems. There is one inode per file. Inodes contain information +about files. This information includes the file type, the number of links to +the file, the location of the file on the disk, the size of the file, the +identity of the file's owner and group, the file's access permissions, and +the time the file was last modified. + + Like ordinary files, directories can be protected by assigning appropriate +access permissions. These are read, write and execute. In order to do +anything useful in a @directorym a user must have execute permission on that +directory, Execute and write permissions determine whether files can be added +to or removed from a directory. Execute and read permissions determine whether +the contents of a directory can be listed. Access permissions are assigned to +a directory by its owner. By default, the owner of a directory is its creator. + +=============================================================================== +2.3.4 Directory Structure 2.3.4 Directory Structure +=============================================================================== + + With multiple users working on multiple projects, the number of files +in a filesystem can proliferate rapidly, creating an organizational nightmare. +The inverted "tree-structured" directory hierarchy that is a feature of the +XENIX system allows users to organize large numbers of files efficiently. +Related files, a directory can contain other directories, sometimes called +"subdirectories." Subdirectories themselves can contain ordinary files and +more subdirectories, and so on. The command is used to move from one +directory to another. + + In this typical tree of files, the root of the tree is at the top and the +branches of the tree grow downward. Directories correspond to "nodes" in the +tree, while ordinary files correspond to "leaves." Figure 2-1 represent this +inverted tree-structured directory hierarchy. + + + / (root) + | + --------------------------------------- + | | | + bin usr dev + | | | + | -------------- | + | | | | + chmod gwenl markt tty1a + | | + -------------- ------------- + | | | | + mail news text data + + + FIGURE 2-1 A Typical Filesystem + + + + In figure 2-1, the names [bin], [usr], [dev], [gwenl], and [markt] all +represent directories, and are all nodes in the tree. At the top of the tree +is the root directory, which is given the name slash (/). The names [mail], +[news], [text], and [data] all represent ordinary files, and they are all +"leaves" of the tree. The file [chmod] is the name of a command that can +be executed. The name [tty1a] is a special device file. It represents a +terminal and is also represented in the tree. + + If a directory contains a downward branch to other files or directories, +those files and directories are "contained" in the given directory, All +directories and files on the system are contained in the root directory. In +Figure 2-1, the files [mail] and [news] are contained in the directory [gwenl], +which itself is contained in the directory [usr]. The directory [usr], in turn, +is contained in the root directory. + + It is possible to name any file in the system by starting at the root and +traveling down any of the branches to the desired file. Files can also be +named relative to any directory. XENIX naming conventions are discussed later +in this chapter. + + THE USER DIRECTORY + + Each XENIX user is given a personal or "home" directory. This is a place +where you can keep files that no other user is likely to need. Within the +home directory, you may have other subdirectories that you own and control. +All of the home directories on a XENIX system are often placed in the [usr] +directory, as illustrated by Figure 2-2. + + + usr + | + -------------------------------------------------- + | | | + adam eve mary + | | | + | ----------------- | + | | | | + text text temp text + + + FIGURE 2-2 A Typical User Directory + + + In Figure 2-2, the [usr] directory contains each user's home directory. +There are three users on this system, [adam], [eve], and [mary]. + +=============================================================================== +2.4 Naming Conventions 2.4 Naming Conventions +=============================================================================== + + Every single file, directory, and device in XENIX has both a filename and +a pathname. Filenames and pathnames are discussed in the following two +sections. + +=============================================================================== +2.4.1 Filenames 2.4.1 Filenames +=============================================================================== + + A filename is a sequence of 1 to 14 characters consisting of letters, +digits and other special characters such as the underbar (_). Every single +file, directory, and device in the system has a filename, it is best to +confine filenames to the alphanumeric characters and the period. Other +characters, especially control characters, are discouraged for use in +filenames. + + Filenames should be indicative of a file's contents. For example, a file +containing purchase orders should have a name like [orders], rather than +[file1]. Note that filenames must be unique only within directories and need +not be unique system-wide. Different directories can contain different files +that have the same name. For example, there can be several files named [text] +on a single system, as long as those files are each in separate directories. + + When a filename contains an initial period, it is "hidden," and is not +displayed by the command. System configuration files are often hidden. +However the command does display hidden files. The dash (-) is used +in specifying command options and should be avoided when naming files. In +addition, the question mark (?), the asterisk (*), brackets ([ and ]), and +all quotation marks should Never be used in filenames, because they have +special meaning to the XENIX shell. (For more information on these +characters, see "Special Characters" later in this chapter.) + +=============================================================================== +2.4.2 Pathnames 2.4.2 Pathnames +=============================================================================== + + A pathname is a sequence of directory names followed by a simple filename, +each separated from the previous name by a slash. If a pathname begins with +a slash, it specifies a file that can be found by beginning a search at the +root of the entire tree. Otherwise, files are found by beginning the search +at the user's Current Directory (also known as the Working Directory). The + command is used to print the name of the working directory on the +screen. + + A pathname beginning with a slash is called a "full" or "absolute +pathname". The absolute pathname is a map of of a file's location in the +system. Absolute pathnames are unique: no two files, directories or devices +have the exact same absolute pathname. A pathname Not beginning with a slash +is called a "relative pathname", because it specifies a path relative to the +current directory. + +=============================================================================== +2.4.3 Sample Names 2.4.3 Sample Names +=============================================================================== + + Among the directory and file names commonly found on XENIX systems are: + + + / The name of the root directory. + + /bin The directory containing most of the frequently + used XENIX commands. + + /usr The directory containing each user's personal + directory. The subdirectory, [/usr/bin] contains + frequently used XENIX commands not in [/bin]. + + /dev The directory containing special device files. + + /dev/console The special device file associated with the system + console. + + /dev/ttyXX The names of special device files associated with + system ports. XX represents a number, such as 1A + or 006. Most ports are assigned to terminals. + + /lib The directory containing files of "libraries" used + for system development. + + /usr/lib The directory containing directories with XENIX + applications. + + /tmp The directory for temporary files. + + /usr/joe/run A typical full pathname. It is the pathname of a + file named [run] belonging to a user named [joe]. + + bin/script A relative pathname. It names the file [script] + in subdirectory [bin] of the current working + directory. If the current directory is the root + directory (/), it names [/bin/script]. If the + current directory is [/usr/joe], it names + [/usr/joe/bin/script]. + + file1 Name of an ordinary file in the current directory. + + All files and directories, with the exception of the root directory, have a +"parent" directory. This directory is located immediately above the given file +or directory. The XENIX filesystem provides special shorthand notations for +the parent directory and for the current directory: + + + . The shorthand name of the current directory. + For example, [./filexxx] names the same file + as [filexxx], in the current directory. + + .. The shorthand name of the current directory's + parent directory. For example, the shorthand + name [../..] refers to the directory that is + two levels "above" the current directory. + +=============================================================================== +2.4.4 Special Characters 2.4.4 Special Characters +=============================================================================== + + XENIX provides a facility for specifying sets of filenames that match +particular patterns. Suppose, for example, you are working on a large book. +The different chapters of the book might be kept in separate files, whose +names might be [chpt1], [chpt2], [chpt3], and so on. You might even break +each chapter into separate files. For example, you might have files named +[chpt1.1], [chpt1.2], [chpt1.3], and so on. + + If you want to print the whole book on the lineprinter, you could enter +the following command: + + + + Entering so many filenames in a command quickly becomes tedious, and will +probably lead to mistakes. Fortunately, there is a shortcut. A sequence of +names containing a common pattern can be specified with the use of special +"wildcard" characters. The wildcard characters discussed in this chapter +are: + + + * Matches zero or more characters. + + [] Matches any character inside the brackets. + + ? Matches any single character. + + + For example, you can enter: + + + + + + The asterisk (*) means "zero or more characters of any type," so this +command translates into "send all files whose names begin with the word +[chap] to the lineprinter." This is a quick and effective way of printing +all the files that make up your book. + + This shorthand notation is not a unique property of the command. It +can be used with any command. For example, you can list the names of the +files in the book by typing: + + + + + + The asterisk is not limited to the last position in a filename. It can be +used anywhere in a filename and can occur several times. An asterisk bu itself +matches all filenames not containing slashes or beginning with periods: + + + + + + This command displays all files in the current directory on your terminal +screen. + + The asterisk is not the only pattern-matching feature available. Suppose +you want to print only chapters 1 through 4, and 9. You can enter: + + + + + + The brackets ([ and ]) mean "match any of the characters inside the +brackets." A Range of consecutive letters or digits can be abbreviated, so +you can also do this with the following command: + + + + + + (Note that this does Not try to match [chap1*] through [chap49*], but +rather [chap1*] through [chap4*] and [chap9*].) Letters can also be used +within brackets: "[a-z]" matches any character in the range "a" through "z". + + The question mark (?) matches any single character: + + + + + + This command lists all files that have single-character names. The fol- +lowing command lists information about the first file of each chapter (i.e., +[chap1.1], [chap2.1], ...): + + + + + + If you need to turn off the special meaning of any of the wildcard +characters (*, ?, and [ ... ]) enclose the entire argument in single +quotation marks. For example, the following command lists only a file named +"?" rather than all one-character filenames: + + + + + + Pattern-matching features are discussed further in "The Shell" chapter of +the XENIX User's Guide. + +=============================================================================== +2.5 Commands 2.5 Commands +=============================================================================== + + You have already been introduced to three useful XENIX commands, , +, and . The command is used to display directory contents, the + command to print files and the command to display file contents. + + Commands are executable programs. When you enter the name of a command, +XENIX looks for a program with that name and executes the program, if it can +be found. Command lines can also contain arguments that specify options or +files that the program needs. The command line and command syntax are +discussed in the next two sections. + +=============================================================================== +2.5.1 Command Line 2.5.1 Command Line +=============================================================================== + + XENIX always reads commands from the "command line." The command line is +a line of characters that is read by the shell to determine what actions to +perform. (XENIX offers three shells, the Bourne Shell, the C-Shell and the +Visual Shell.) The shell reads the names of commands from the command line, +finds the executable program corresponding to the name of the command, then +execute that program. When the program finishes executing, the shell resumes +reading the command line. + + When you enter commands at a terminal, you are actually editing a line of +text called the "command-line buffer." The command-line buffer becomes a +command line only when you press RETURN. The command-line buffer can be edited +with the BKSP and Ctrl-u keys. If the INTERRUPT key is pressed before RETURN, +the command-line buffer is erased. (On most keyboards, DEL key is the +INTERRUPT key.) + + Multiple commands can be entered on a single command line, provided they +are separated by a semicolon (;). For example, the following command line +prints out the current date and the name of the current working directory: + + + + + + Commands can be submitted for processing in the "background" by appending +an ampersand (&) to the command line. This mode of execution is similar to +"batch" processing on other systems. The main advantage of placing commands in +the background is that you can execute other commands from your terminal in +the "foreground" while the background commands execute. For example, the +following command outputs disk usage statistics in the directory [/usr], a +fairly time-consuming operation, without tying up your terminal: + + + diskuse &> + + + The output of this command is placed in the file [diskuse], by +redirecting output with the greater-than symbol <>>. (Redirection of input +and output is discussed in "Input and Output" below. Background processing +is discussed in "Advanced Tasks.") + +=============================================================================== +2.5.2 Syntax 2.5.2 Syntax +=============================================================================== + + The general syntax for commands is: + + + [options][arguments][filename][...] + + + By convention, command names are lowercase. Options are always preceded +by a dash (-) and are not required. They are used to modify the command. For +example, the command lists, in columnar format, the contents of a +directory. The same command with the <-l> option produces a long +listing of a directory's contents. + + In some cases, options can be grouped to form a single option argument, +as in the following command: + + + + + + This command is really a combination of two options, where the <-rl> +option selects the option that lists all files in the directory in both +reverse alphabetical order and with the long format. + + Sometimes multiple options must be given separately, as in the following +command: + + + + + + Here, the <-a> option tells the command to ask the user for +confirmation before copying to . The <-v> option +specifies "verbose", which causes to list the names if the files +that are copied, as they are copied. + + Other arguments, such as search strings, can also be given, as in the +following command: + + + + + + The 'string of text' in this example is a single argument, and is the +string for which the command searches in the file . + +=============================================================================== +2.6 Input and Output 2.6 Input and Output +=============================================================================== + + By default, XENIX assumes that input comes from the terminal keyboard +and that output goes to the terminal screen. To illustrate typical command +input and output, enter: + + + + + + This command now expects input from your keyboard. It accepts as many +lines of input as you enter, until you press Ctrl-d, which is the "end-of- +file" or "end-of-transmission" indicator. + + For example, enter: + + + this is two lines RETURN + of input RETURN + Ctrl-d + + + The command immediately outputs each line as you enter it. Since +output is sent to the terminal screen by default, that is where the lines +are sent. Thus, the complete session will look like this on your terminal +screen: + + + $ cat + this is two lines + this is two lines + of input + of input + $ + + + The flow of command input and output can be "redirected" so that input +comes from a file instead of from the terminal keyboard and output goes to a +file or lineprinter, instead of to the terminal screen. In addition, you can +create "pipes" to use the output of one command as the input of another. +(Redirection and pipes are discussed in the next two subsections.) + +=============================================================================== +2.6.1 Redirection 2.6.1 Redirection +=============================================================================== + + In XENIX, a file can replace the terminal for either input or output. For +example, the following command displays a list of files on your terminal +screen: + + + + + + But if you enter the following command, a list of your files is placed in +the file [filelist] (which is created if it does not already exist), rather +than sent to the screen: + + + filelist> + + + The symbol for output redirection, the greater-than sign (>), means "put +the output from the command into the following file, rather than display it +on the terminal screen." The following command is another way of using the +output redirection mechanism: + + + temp> + + + This command places copies of several files in the file [temp] by +redirecting the output of to that file. + + The output append symbol (>>) works very much like the output redirection +symbol, except that it means "add to the end of." The following command means +"concatenate [file1], [file2], and [file3] to the end of whatever is already +in [temp], instead of overwriting and destroying the existing contents." + + + > temp> + + + As with normal output redirection, if [temp] doesn't already exist, it is +created for you. + + In a similar way, the input redirection symbol (<> means "take the input +for a program from the following file, instead of from the terminal." As an +example, you could enter the following command to send a file named +[letter.txt] to several people using the XENIX facility: + + + + + + (See Chapter 6 of this tutorial for information on .) + +=============================================================================== +2.6.2 Pipes 2.6.2 Pipes +=============================================================================== + + One of the major innovations of the XENIX system is the concept of a +"pipe." A pipe is simply a way to use the output of one command as the input +of another, so that the two run as a sequence of commands called a "pipeline". + + For example, suppose that you want to find all unique lines in [frank.txt], +[george.txt], and [hank.txt] and view the result. You could enter the following +sequence of commands: + + + temp1> + temp2> + + + + + But this is more work than necessary. What you want is to take the out- +put of and connect it to the input of , then take the output +of and connect it to . You would use the following pipe: + + + + + + The vertical bar character (|) is used between the and +commands to indicate that the output from , which would normally have +been sent to the terminal, is to be used as the input of the command, +which in turn sends its output to the command for viewing. + + The following command is another example of a pipe. The command +counts the number of lines, words, and characters in its input. The +command prints a list of users currently logged on, one per line. Thus, the +following pipeline tells you the number of users who are logged in by counting +the number of lines that come from the command: + + + + + + Notice the difference in output between and . By default, +tells you how many lines, words, and characters there are in the input. How- +ever, tells you only how many lines. + + Any program that accepts input from the keyboard can accept input from a +pipe instead. Any program that displays output to the terminal screen can +send input to a pipe. You can have as many elements in a pipeline as you wish. + + _____________________________________________________________________________ + + + 4. RECOMMENDED + -------------- + This section is included in every issue of The European Digest and will + contain recommended stuff/boards/reading and so on. For this file, TV + series. + + SERIE/NAME WHY? + ------------------------------------ -------------------------------------- + Parker Lewis Can't Lose Real Cool. The only minus is the moral + at the end of each episode (as with + ALL American series). TOTAL COOLNESS! + + Wiseguy Tough Drama/Action series with a lot + of political stuff. Like any Cop- + series, only higher up the ladder. + + Murphy Brown Candice Bergen's Comedy Success. + TV station comedy, always with some + great intro-music, and with the + Youngest producer, Miles. (laughter) + + 21 Jump Street Young cops, infiltrating clubs, gangs, + and so on. A lot of action and moral. + Still a good 'Cop' series. + + Hardball Well.. Just started here in Sweden, + and so far, not so good. It's the + basic odd-pair cop-show really. + + The Simpsons The Cult (still) series. I give 10 + points out of ten to the first 20 + episodes. Since then I'll give it + a 7. Kid-Anarchy type-o. + --------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + 5. END COMMENTS + --------------- + Rumors say that the European Amiga-Warez Scene's Blue Boxing is finally + dead. I guess some of them found out 'the hard way'. Ok, this doesn't + belong in this issue of TED, but it's news now, and not when the next + TED in released. + + The European Digest will not feature Hacking techniques, Phreaking, Carding, + information about government systems or the basic underground rap. It will + be different. It IS different. Manuals, The Underground Scene, Deep Deep + whatever, and so on. Less 'general rag stuff' and More Miscellaneous stuff. + Swedish Hacker News will be presented through the 'uXu - Swedish News' series, + but ONLY in Swedish. English translations will however be published in other + well-known underground rags, as contributions. + + Check out the Next TED for something Completely different! + + You can reach me on the following boards for comments, contributions, + questions or whatever: + + Condemned Reality [618-397-7702] + Land Of Karrus [215-948-2132] + Demon Roach Underground [806-794-4362] + Balanced pH [818-783-5320] + Info Addict [+46-###-####] + + + The Chief 1991 + + %&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%& + % % + & "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or & + % prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of % + & speech or of the press; or of the right of the people peaceably to & + % assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." % + & & + % This work is released according to the above Constitutional rights % + & for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. & + % % + &%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&% + + ____________________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-015.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-015.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..2c57b74d --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-015.txt @@ -0,0 +1,214 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## # ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ## ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ###### ####### + + [ uXu INDEX 21-Sept-91 ] [ By THE CHIEF ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + I think it's time to write an Index to the uXu files, now when we have + reached the 15th production in our standard releases, and the 5th in + our Swedish releases. You know people said that we wouldn't be around + longer than to release about 10 files, and still, here we are. So the + next time you see the guy who said that before, give him a nice big + 'kick in the ass' greeting from us. + + I guess we will release about 10 additional files this year, so just + keep your eyes open for new releases. We don't have any release- + schedule, so perhaps the uXu file 16 is out before this one, but still + we Do release new material, as time goes. + + Right now, we have 2 standard members & writers. Not very much you might + say, but have you heard of us before this release? No, I didn't think so. + This is because we haven't really been looking for new members before, + but we are ready for new members now, and if you'd like to join us, or + just perhaps contribute with a textfile/news/anything you want, just call + one of the boards listed at the end of this file, and contact The Chief + there. + + Current Members + + Name Specialities + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + The Chief - Stories, Fun-N-Humor, Manuals, Everything! + The GNN - Terrorism, Anarchy. + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + Current Contributors + + Name Specialities + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Phearless Hacking/Phreaking, Tips/Trix/Advice, Crazy Fun-N-Humor. + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + _________________________________________________________________________ + + I N D E X - Standard Releases 00 - 15 [Sept/Oct 1991] + + + No Title Author Size + ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + [00] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k + [01] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k + [02] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k + [03] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k + [04] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k + [05] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k + [06] The BIG System Vol.1 The Chief 46k + [07] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k + [08] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k + [09] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k + [10] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k + [11] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k + [12] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k + [13] Suicide! The GNN 5k + [14] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k + [15] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k + ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 05 [Sept/Oct 1991] + + + No Title Author Size + ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + [00] Introduktion Till uXu-S, Den Svenska Serien The Chief 4k + [01] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Dark Avenger Computer Sweden 4k + [02] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Sm† Notiser Computer Sweden 8k + [03] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.07 - Sm† Notiser Computer Sweden 5k + [04] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH Hackers Computer Sweden 5k + [05] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH S„kerhet Computer Sweden 5k + ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + uXu - Description Index + Standard Releases + + ^ + / \ + / \ + /\ /\ + / \ / \ Underground eXperts United +< uXu > Release Update #1 + \ / \ / September 21st, 1991 + \/ \/ + \ / + \ / + v + +September October September October September October Releases 1991: + +000: "An Introduction To uXu" by The Chief. This, the very First release from +uXu will inform you how and why uXu was started. Some interesting facts, and +a little 'what-to-expect' to end this issue. + +001: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #1" by The Chief. The European Digest +is mainly for general stuff, that really just can't be presented through a +regular release. Every European Digest have regular sections as 'recommended', +an explaining introduction and 'End comments'. Also, every European Digest will +have an updated list of boards where to contact uXu. This issue starts the +View on U.S. Underground Boards. + +002: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #2" by The Chief. As stated above, The +European Digest (or TED) will contain different subjects, and have regular +sections. This issue starts The Index for The Syndicate Report Magazine. You +say that such an Index already exists? Well, not like this one. Worked-through +material, with special sections, size, release date, contributors, and lots +of nice-to-know facts. Part 1. + +003: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #3" by The Chief. If you still don't +know what The European Digest is, I'll explain it for you. It's a regular in +the uXu series, which will contain different subjects that couldn't be +presented through regular releases. Every TED contains regular section, as well +as an updated list of boards where you can contact uXu. This issue contains the +Index for The Syndicate Report, Part 2. + +004: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #4" by The Chief. This special issue +of The European Digest contains the First chapter of the SCO XENIX System V +Tutorial Manual, which is mainly for beginners, but is also said to be of value +as a reference for the more experienced. Part 1. + +005: "How To Get... Older Women" by The Chief. For all of you desperately +seeking contact with older women, this manual will get you into their beds! +This Good-to-have the day you meet That 'older' woman manual gives you advice, +tips and warnings you need to know, both for Younger And Older women. Be the +seducer of your neighborhood! + +006: "The BIG System Vol.1" by The Chief. This is the real and only true +version of this story. All previous releases of this story are to be +disregarded. This release include Appendix One and Four, as well as the first +Ten chapters with index, and changes. Kevin, the average computer-wiz-kid +gets his chance to exploit a really Big system, as well as a couple of women +on his way to success. + +007: "How To Get Even" by The GNN. The first release from The GNN under the +uXu label. If you need to get even, you need this manual with Advice/Tips on +how to wreck your enemy's life. + +008: "Car Explosion Look-Alike" by The GNN. How to make an explosion that +looks just like a car explosion. + +009: "Making A Small Flame Thrower" by The GNN. Nice to have, good for those +hot nights on the town. HeHEh. + +010: "Miscellaneous Crimes" by The GNN. GNN is on the right track here, +leading you towards a nice healthy life as a swindler and a scoundrel. + +011: "Miscellaneous Terror" by The GNN. Yet another miscellaneous file from +our Anarchy/Terrorism specialist. This file will teach you how to scare the +hell out of people and what to do those dark nights. + +012: "Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist" by The GNN. What do you +do when you're completely bored as hell? Yes, you take The GNN's file and +get some tips and advice on how to make your anarchist life a bit more fun. + +013: "Suicide!" by The GNN. When your life has to come to an end, which +way do you prefer? GNN tells you all about it, with recommendations and +perhaps a few tips you didn't consider. The file for the suicidal! + +014: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #5" by The Chief. The European Digest +is back again, with the second part of the SCO XENIX System V Tutorial Manual +and as usual the regular sections. This second part includes some commands, +pipelining, and redirection + the directory structures. Basic information for +the beginner, and a reference for the advanced. Part 2. + +015: "uXu Index #1" by The Chief. This file, + a more compressed index, for +those who wants a brief overview over the releases. Also includes some comments +about uXu's first few months as a group, including a Member list, Contributor +list and the latest update on where you can contact uXu. + + [#15 also includes an Index for the uXu-S series] + + ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + Also call these fine boards: + + Info Addict -uXu Home- +46-###-#### (Sweden) + Demon Roach Underground (806)794-4362 + Condemned Reality (618)397-7702 + Lunatic Labs (213)655-0691 + Balanced pH (818)783-5320 + Land Of Karrus (215)948-2132 + + _________________________________________________________________________ + _________________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-016.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-016.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..29caa4ad --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-016.txt @@ -0,0 +1,196 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## # ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ## ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ###### ####### + + [ Preventing a Murder ] [ By THE CHIEF ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + + PREVENTING A MURDER + + + Why I write this shit you ask me? Because I wanna kill + someone badly. This shit is worthwhile for me, because + it prevents me taking the rap for a murder I would + have committed instead of writing this text. + + + WHY YOU ASK? + + Ok, it all started last night. + My girlfriend and I were talking on the phone, and she + was babbling away like always, and I decided to ask + her if she really still needed me, and what do you + think she answered? ... "well I don't know"... + + + FUCK YOU BITCH! + + She spent about 2 hours trying to tell me that she had + found "new sides" of her that she had to accept, and + that all she needed right now was to be alone, AND + with friends. (I haven't the slightest clue on how to + do That). + + Let me just begin with telling you that I'm not stupid, + and the last shit I'd believe is all that "find + yourself"-crap shit of explanations. All right, so I + told her to take her "new sides" and shove them up her + ass. Hung up and wrote her of my list. + + Second, some punks had had some fun during the night, + I noticed when I walked out to my car this morning. + The car didn't look like a car no more. All right, I + could cope with that, so I called the insurance + company to get my insurance money, and they told me to + call the cops first, and then they'll look into the + matter. Ok, I called the cops, they came over (now I + was about 20 minutes late for work) and gave me a box + of papers to fill out. I did that, and gave them the + papers, they signed them, and I got the copies back, + which I posted to the insurance company. + + Came to work about an hour too late, and got a lesson + in how to not be late for work by my boss, who didn't + want to hear any explanations. "To be late is a sin". + That's his call in life. So you think it sounds bad + now? + + I had to sit and answer the phone all day. Degraded to + a simple answering-machine, because I was late. If you + think that's a nice job, you don't know what you're + talking about! It's hell on earth! The company I work + for sends out about 34.000 bills every 3 months, and + about 1/3 of them complain about too high bills, too + low bills, too normal bills, how to pay, how to read + the bill, how to get lower bills, how to ....whatever! + + Yes, that's right. This was the week after they had + sent those bills. + + + WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY $2.000?? + + Everyone who calls, think they've reached a place + generally called the "complaints" department (when it + actually is the switchboard) and starts screaming, and + shouting, with general abuse included. A normal number + of callers lies around 2-300/day, a normal number of + callers a bill-day lies around 1-2000! Say that 20% of + them wants to kick the first one who answer's ass, + hard. You begin to understand why I write this text? + + It wasn't just because I was late I had to spend the + day answering the phone, no sir! The person (?) who + works there, just had to write some papers, drafts, + letters and misc stuff the very same day. Ok, I could + understand that. But when all she does is to sit and + talk (spreading rumors, talking behind backs and so on + (you know the type)) all day, I just need to kick some + ass. + + Fine, you say. That's not so bad, is it? + You really think that's all? Hahahahaha. + + The insurance company calls, only to tell me that they + won't give me any money. They had been speaking to the + cops, who had said that the estimated damages would + not reach the level where they grant any insurance + money to be paid to the owner. WHAT?! HAVE YOU SEEN MY + CAR OR WHAT!?! My car was demolished, totally stripped + of everything. The only thing that was left untouched + was a tape with N.W.A's "Straight outta Compton". + + I told them I'd send some pictures, but they said that + I easily could have made the "extra" damage myself, + only to get the insurance money!! I told them to get + lost, or find a real life. + + Next up, I see the woman I've been "involved" with at + work with another man, and they're not working, if you + understand what I mean. I face her with the facts, and + she tries to explain. I haven't heard such a lame + explanation in years, so I tell her to find a better + excuse or call her husband and kids. + + All right. Now the working day is over and I want to + kill someone pretty badly. But, the day isn't over yet. + When I come home, I find my harddrive spinning, and + my board down. I try to restart it, but it won't start. + I try everything I could think of, but it doesn't find + the harddrive. It has crashed. + + I try to save some files when restoring the data I + could scrape off from the drive, but I can only save + about 100-150 files. Considering that I had: + + 4500 Textfiles + 200 Programs + ..in the file-areas + + 1 BBS Program + 20 Online Games + 3 Games + 2 Front-End Programs + 2 Graphic Editors + 1 Programming Package + 25 C++ programs I was working on + 6 Textfiles I was working on + + ..running + + I guess you can easily understand my feelings. + + + CONCLUSION + + If you have had a bad day, you don't know what you're + talking about. Try to beat mine, and you can submit + the story to the uXu series. I need to hear that some- + one can have a worse day than me. By writing this + text, I have restrained myself from killing someone, + which I would have. + + It's just unbelievable that all of this could happen + during just ONE day! I have had bad days before, sure + but nothing like this. I'm surprised that I haven't + been arrested yet, or that the Socialists haven't + taken control over this country once again. I really + expected that to happen today as well. + + Eh, what the hell.. I think I go kill someone anyway.. + + See this knife, asshole! + + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA + AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa + aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........ + + HeEHeEHheEHEEE! + + ______________________________________________________________________ + + (!) 1991 THE CHIEF & uXu Productions + ______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-017.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-017.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..9c036e57 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-017.txt @@ -0,0 +1,274 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## # ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ###### ## + + [ How To Cause Panic ] [ By PHEARLESS ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + + How To Cause Panic + + by + + Phearless + + for + + uXu - Underground eXperts United + + in October 1991 + + + + + INTRODUCTION + ~~~~~~~~~~~~ + +This is meant to be Your guide in How To Cause Panic. What kind of panic? Well, +you'll find out if you continue reading... But to give you a little idea of +what it's all about I'll explain the magic word Panic to you all. + +Panic, my friends, is what happens to people when something not expected +happens, which they can't comprehend, if they think their life is at stake +or just if they get confused. Then they start doing what everybody else is +doing, in most cases that is: running like mad in some random direction. + +Now you might say, as the experienced anarchist you are, "That's no problem!" +"Easiest thing on earth, kid!"... well, as most other textfiles, the reason +this file is released is that it's supposed to give you NEW fresh ideas +in how to cause massive and devastating panic when You feel like it. + +So, where is the best and most effective place to start panic? Well, there +are numerous of places actually. Some rules you should follow when you choose +location to start your actions at should look something like this though. + + Choose + + * An "everyday" place (restaurants, schools) + * Places with a lot of people in a small area (cinemas) + * Places where people can't run away (trains, busses, traffic jams, planes) + * Places where it's Least likely that something (violent) would happen + (police headquarters, the fire department) + * Places where it's Most likely that something will happen (factories; + not necessary "dangerous" factories) + + Or as a Main Rule + + * Any place where there's a lot of people. The people can either be + running from one spot to another (eg. subways) and thus not paying + attention to what's happening around them. + Occasions when people gather together for one special reason (concerts, + sport games, cinemas) and their minds are as far from anarchistic + actions as possible. Everything to gain the good-ol' surprising + (read: panic) part of it. + A feature of a good Panic location is a place where people can't run far + neither fast away from the scene of the crime (boats, hospitals). + +Now you might think; If you are at a football arena, people DO expect strange +things to happen, and are always peeping in the Emergency Exit direction... +Wrong... dead wrong... they aren't. Of some strange reason they never do, +and probably never will. Well, if they appreciate the game more than their own +lives, that's fine with me. They wont have time to regret it anyway. + + + + METHODS + ~~~~~~~ +To pick out the best methods of causing crowds of people to panic, you must +think of what people in common are afraid of. I will try to list some very +anar-popular methods to cause panic. + + + + *) Fire/Smoke; + Yeah, this is the classic method of causing panic. Everybody is afraid of + getting burned to death, and why blame them? It's not a very nice way + to die (except for the spectator). + + The thing that first kicks off the Real Panic isn't the fire itself, it's + smoke! So, to have in mind when you're planning to evacuate your local + cinema, is to make the fire smoke as much as possible. So the size of + the fire isn't that important (well, in most cases), it's how much smoke + that's produced (eg. car tires'n'gasoline etc). + + The theatrical value of this death can't any movie director offer, or even + come close to in their productions. Be sure to have all your anar-friends + gathered to watch every time you've set fire to a cinema or similar. + + + + *) Water/Drowning; + Well, this takes some planning and preparations before it's carried out... + Causing panic on a big boat isn't that easy (if you don't want to play + with fire/smoke again). So, how to make the people believe that the whole + damn boat is sinking Titanic-style? Well, it's NOT a piece of cake (if + you're planning to survive yourself that is). What you'll have to do is + to put an extra cable to the boat's fog-horn (be sure that it still works + as normal) and connect it to a car-battery/similar. Then some big + explosives (loud-sounding things, non-damaging). + + Now, if you haven't figured it out already, detonate your explosives (some + on-board and some at the car-deck for example) and some seconds after that, + disconnect the "normal" fog-horn wire and start sending about 1-second + signals, - - - -, repeatedly. The signal doesn't mean anything, but the + people will, after hearing loud explosions and screaming people, translate + ANY loud sound to mean "Danger". And if you have your crowd (10-15 people, + preferably some of them female, their screaming is more terrifying) running + around and pushing people "trying to get to the life boats"-style... + + If you've done this right, people will run around like mad, and jump into + the water to save their lives (they think). + Ok, now there may be some cool passengers on this boat-trip that may be + some sceptic to this panicking activities, and will just try to find out + what really has happened and if it's really That dangerous to stay aboard. + To make people like that also jump into the ocean, throw in some smoke + bombs on the lower decks... The result never fails; Panic. + + + + *) (Big) Accidents; + Now this could be considered a practical joke really (tell the judge). + This is funny man... Order tickets from your local train office and get + data for your trip, such as; what's the train number, which stations + does it pass, when will it leave "your" station and when it will arrive + at your destination city. With all this in mind (or preferably on a piece + of paper), prepare a tape with a "pop-in" recording which states that + something really BAD has just happened along the railway that you've + ordered tickets for. That message could sound something like: + + "We have a very important announcement to the + citizens of TO_TOWN. A terrorist has hijacked train XYZ coming from + FROM_TOWN. He has not given any demands. From the train radio he + said he had killed the train driver and that he would sacrifice the + passengers of the train in the name of Allah by driving in high speed + through some railway switches in TO_TOWN. The police department have no + idea of what to do to stop this. The government has mobilized the army + and they are now preparing, together with the police and the fire + department, to take care of the to-be victims in this on-coming + catastrophy and waste of human lives. That's all for this news + broadcast. Now back to the music." + + Remember to sound Serious and Extremely similar to the traffic-accident + broadcasts they have where You live. + + Now then, you're finished, time for the action... When it's time for + the train to come, get on it and bring that big ghettoblaster of yours + with you. Now, after the people have sat down, and the train has been + going for quite a while, you put your prepared tape in the GB and just + turn on your radio (the Real radio broadcasts). After some few minutes, + press the "Play" button on it and switch from "Radio" to "Tape", sit back + and listen. And your little message runs... + After the last line in your message, be sure to switch back to "Radio" + again (so the other people with radio (maybe waiting for the next news + broadcast) will hear it IS the radio who's playing from your GB!!!) + + You should now start "panicking" yourself, screaming "we're all going to + be killed!! aaaaaaAAA!", "oh god! you heard that!! aaaaaaaaaAAAA! we + haven't got a chance!", "Why haven't anybody pulled the emergency breaks? + " and similar... if you can bring a few girls you know, + it will help you. Women's scream a lot louder and is more frightening to + listen to, especially when you're going to die. If the people in your + wagon haven't start running around screaming, and grabbing the emergency + breaks... you've failed... Next time; be sure to have your ghettoblaster + turned up a bit louder so that Everyone hears the "broadcast". + + + + Your EQUIPMENT + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + +Here's a checklist for your anar-"tricks" when you're out to make some people +run their legs off... Be sure to always bring: + + * Smoke bombs (small and big ones) + + * Gasoline (some bottles and rags too, your choice) + + * Igniters (Lighters, Matches) + + * List of places to "visit" + + * People you trust, no chicken shit mutha (that is, if he's not supposed + to bring a bang-bang-bag into some restaurant, while you and the rest + go to a safer place... hehehe) + + +Special items for special occasions: + + * Rubber (boots, tires for smoke fx) + + * Big written signs (such as "Anarkoy was here", leave no fingerprints) + + * Camcorder (save for your next meeting, do NOT copy it to sell it... + the cops love it too much) + + + + BE AWARE OF + ~~~~~~~~~~~ + +Don't visit the same place twice... But if you REALLY want to hit the same +location more than once, think of this: + +1) They may be more prepared. You be that you too. + +2) Do NOT perform your "hit" exactly the same way as you did last time. + +3) Whatever you used the last time, use much more this time. + + + + THE LAST WORD + ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ + +Ok, voice of the editor of this file now. This is my first file for uXu, but +I will (don't worry) be writing more files for them. On subjects as +anarchy/terror, hacking, phreaking... and, he he he, some special subjects +for you crazy ass readers out there. +Don't know the date for the next file, I only have 48 hours/week to write this +you know (weekends, of course...). Well, the military made up the rules, not +me (and I find it, at present time, slightly hard to change these rules :) ). + +Mail me tricks, tips, death threats etc on + + + + Info Addict - Home of uXu - Underground eXperts United + + ** +46 ### #### 24h/day 0.3-14.4kbps ** + + or why not on Internet at + + ** pless@edvina.bugend.se ** + + + + + +Have an anar-nice day. + +[EOF] + + ______________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-018.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-018.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..d3220928 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-018.txt @@ -0,0 +1,1129 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## # ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ## ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics] [ By THE CHIEF ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + ###### ## ## ##### ## ## ###### ###### ## ## ###### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ## # ## ## ## ## ### ## ## ### ### ## ## + ###### ## ## ##### ## ## ## #### ## ### #### ####### ###### + ## ## ## ## # ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## # ## ## + ## ###### ##### ###### ## ###### ###### ## ## ###### ## # ## ## + + A P O C A L Y P S E 91 ... T H E E N E M Y S T R I K E S B L A C K + + TYPED IN BY THE CHIEF + + + SIDE 1 SIDE 2 + --------------------- -------------------------------- + Lost At Birth I Don't Wanna Be Called Yo Niga + Rebirth How To Kill A Radio Consultant + Nighttrain By The Time I Get To Arizona + Can't Truss It + + SIDE 3 SIDE 4 + --------------------- -------------------------------- + Move! Shut Em Down + 1 Million Bottlebags A Letter To The New York Post + More News At 11 Get The F--- Outta Dodge + Bring Tha Noize (w/Anthrax) + + + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + LOST AT BIRTH -Ridenhour-Robertz-Gary G-Wiz-Depper- + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + Clear the way for the prophets of rage + Engagin' on the stage, on a track + Tell Jack stay in the back + I was born + Every level I'm on + You're warned + Just in case you forgot + I pump in kilowatts + To let 'em know which direction + To go what's up I wanna know + I test the front row + Forgiven the givin' while the livin' is livin' it up + So many people is sleepin' while standin' up + Not dressed to impress or fess it + That's it text to the brain like FedEx + Treated one and the same + 'Cause the name of the game + Don't give 'em checks above necks + Some don't realize the same side + Siddity in the city + Suburbs or projects + But we're livin' in a different time + Some speed, some lead + While some jus' pump rhymes + Then again all in da same gang + Info to flow + And heal all below + Let's go and find + The piece of mind that's taken + Or else the black + or start breakin' + Public Enemy no! + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + REBIRTH -Ridenhour-Robertz-Gary G-Wiz-Depper- + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + When I get down + I give what go around + And when I cough + I do my best to cut it off + I don't claim to be a preacher + Not paid to be a teacher + But I'm grown + I try to be a leader to the bone + Never could follow a man + Wit' a bottle + He's a baby wit' a beard + Not a feared role model + And they ask me where I got it + I get it from my pops + Wit' a man in the house + All the bullshit stops + Then I sing a song + About what the hell is goin' wrong + You never know + If you only trust the TV and the radio + These days + You can't see who's in cahoots + 'Cause now the KKK + Wears three-piece suits + It's like that y'all, it's like that y'all + In fact you know it's like that y'all + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + NIGHTTRAIN -Ridenhour-Robertz-Gary G-Wiz-The JBL-Depper- + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + Land of the free + But the skin I'm in identifies me + So the people around me + Energize me + Callin' all aboard this train ride + Talkin' 'bout raw hardcore + Leavin' frauds on the outside + But the bad thing is anyone can ride the train + And the reason + For that is 'cause we look the same + Lookin' all around at my so called friend + Light skin to the brown + The black + Here we go again + Homey over there knows Keith an + But he be thiefin' + I don't trust him + Rather bust 'em + Up out goes his hand and I cough + He once stole from me + Yeah I wanna cut it off + The black thing is a ride I call the nighttrain + It rides the good and the bad + We call the monkey trained + Trained to attack the black it's true + 'Cause some of them look just like you + Stayin' on the scene + Sittin' on the train + See all the faces + Look about the same + There go the sellout who's takin' a ride like Cargo + 'Cause he deal + The keys from Key Largo + Runnin' Nat narcotic + By George he got it + Takin' makin' the G erotic + And the fiends they scheme + So he can put 'em down + But his method is wreck 'em + Put 'em in tha ground + Got tha nerve as hell + To yell brother man + He ain't black man + Known to murder his own + Traitor on the phone + Ridin' the train + Self-hater trained + To sell pain + The master's toy + Little boy + Hard to avoid he look wit' it but he null 'n' void + 'Cause he ridin' the train you think he down for the cause + 'Cause his face looks just like yours + More of the same insane who sayin' + Like flowin' like nighttrain + Runnin' the pain of the black reign + You look, you laugh + You doubt and go out + And I'm gone + But the bass goes on + To talk the talk, but walk the walk + The king of New York + Crack a lack attack the black + To crack the back + Once again I test a friend wit' sincerity + Or consider him an enemy + Who am I to tell a lie + Rather push da bush + Hope da cracker get crushed + I'm rollin' wit' rush + Leader of the bum rush + Russian I ain't + Spreadin' like paint + Lookin' at the put I got + And its kickin' + But it ain't chicken + But it's livin' for a city + So sick 'n' tired + Of a scene buckwild, piled in a file + Senile or chile + They said it never been no worser + Than this, I'm on the nighttrain + They hope ya don't miss it + Give ya what dey gotta give you just go + You musn't just put your + Trust in every brother yo + Some don't give a damn + 'Cause they the other man + Worse than a bomb + Posin' as Uncle Toms + Disgracin' the race + Blowin' up + The whole crew + Wit' some of them lookin' + Just like you + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + CAN'T TRUSS IT -Ridenhour-Robertz-Gary G-Wiz-Depper- + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + Bass in your face + Not an eight track + Gettin' it good to the wood + So the people + Give you some a dat + Reactin' to the fax + That I kick and it stick + And it stay around + Pointin' to the joint, put the Buddha down + Goin', goin', gettin' to the roots + Ain't givin' it up + So turn me loose + But then again I got a story + That's harder than the hardcore + Cost of the holocaust + I'm talin' 'bout the one still goin' on + I know + Where I'm from, not dum diddie dum + From the base motherland + The place of the drum + Invaded by the wack diddie wack + Fooled the black, left us faded + King and chief probably had a big beef + Because of dat now I grit my teeth + So here's a song to the strong + 'Bout a shake of a snake + And the smile went along wit dat + Can't truss it + Kickin' wicked rhymes + Like a fortune teller + 'Cause the wickedness done by Jack + Where everybody at + Divided and sold + For liquor and the gold + Smacked in the back + For the other man to mack + Now the story that I'm kickin' is gory + Little Rock where they be + Dockin' this boat + No hope I'm shackled + Plus gang tackled + By the other hand swingin' the rope + Wearin' red, white and blue Jack and his crew + The guy's authorized beat down for the brown + Man to the man, each one so it teach one + Born to terrorize sisters and every brother + One love who said it + I know Whodini sang it + But the hater taught hate + That's why we gang bang it + Beware of the hand + When it's comin' from the left + I ain't trippin' just watch ya step + Can't truss it + An I judge everyone, one by the one + Look here come the judge + Watch it here he come now + I can only guess what's happ'nin' + Years ago he woulda been + The ships captain + Gettin' me bruised on a cruise + What I got to lose, lost all contact + Got me layin' on my back + Rollin' in my own leftover + When I roll over, I roll over in somebody else's + 90 F--kin' days on a slave ship + Count 'em fallin' off 2, 3, 4 hun'ed at a time + Blood in the wood and it's mine + I'm chokin' on spit feelin' pain + Like my brain bein' chained + Still gotta give it what I got + But it's hot in the day, cold in the night + But I thrive to survive, I pray to god to stay alive + Attitude boils up inside + And that ain't it (think I'll every quit) + Still I pray to get my hands 'round + The neck of the man wit' the whip + 3 months pass, they brand a label on my ass + To signify + Owned + I'm on the microphone + Sayin' 1555 + How I'm livin' + We been livin' here + Livin' ain't the word + I been givin' + Haven't got + Classify us in the have-nots + Fightin' haves + 'Cause it's all about money + When it comes to Armageddon + Mean I'm getting mine + Here I am turn it over Sam + 427 to the year + Do you understand + That's why it's hard + For the black to love the land + Once again + Bass in your face + Not an eight track + Gettin' it good to the wood + So the people + Give you some a dat + Reactin' to the fax + That I kick and it stick + And it stay around + Pointin' to the joint, put the Buddha down + Goin', goin', gettin' to the roots + Ain't givin' it up + So turn me loose + But then again I got a story + That's harder than the hardcore + Cost of the holocaust + I'm talin' 'bout the one still goin' on + I know + Where I'm from, not dum diddie dum + From the base motherland + The place of the drum + Invaded by the wack diddie wack + Fooled the black, left us faded + King and chief probably had a big beef + Because of dat now I grit my teeth + So here's a song to the strong + 'Bout a shake of a snake + And the smile went along wit dat + Can't truss it + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + I DON'T WANNA BE CALLED YO NIGA -Drayton-Gary G-Wiz-Robertz- + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + Yo! ho! yo niga! yo niga! no niga! + Check it out + How can you say to me yo my niga + Cursin' up a storm with your finger on a trigger + Feelin' all the girls like a big gold digger + Take a small problem + Make a small problem bigger + Yo I ain't poor I got dough + Don't consider me your brother no more + Goddamn kilogram, how do you figure + I don't want to be called yo niga + Yo niga + Hey + Yo niga + I try to make my statements + Stick like flypaper + Judge says to me yo niga sign these goddamn papers + My boss told me yo niga you're fired + Yo niga this, yo niga that + I know you're a niga now 'cause your head got fat + Flava framalama boy you won't figure + I don't wanna be called yo niga + Yo niga + Break it down + N.I.G.G.E.R. + Niga + Everybody sayin' it + Everybody playin' it rolling on the scales + 'Cause everybody's weighin' it + Toby say yo I be good niga + Let me get a shovel make a good digger + I don't care how small or bigger + I don't want to be called yo niga + Yo niga... + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + HOW TO KILL A RADIO CONSULTANT -Ridenhour-Robertz-Gary G-Wiz-Depper- + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + Pusher of the button + Talkin' loud ain't sayin' nuttin' + The mack of the format gettin' fat + Ain't funny 'cause my neighborhood + Is flowin' money + Thank God 4 the boulevard + They keep the motor runnin' + The rap shows coincide wit' the tape flow + Bootleggers go inside and record the record low + They get me, get this now can you freestyle + Freestyle no styles free except da radio + But the radio controlled by the sucker move + Who moved away got away after plannin' a getaway + An now he wanna play what he wanna play + An got say on what is bumpin' of course he's gettin' somethin' + Never know what's good to tha neighborhood + Swear I never seen da sucker + In my necka da woods + The ass is connected to the brain stem + So I sing a simple song + So you can see the sucker in 'em + People got to make a call + To hear the yes y'all (yes y'all) + While the phone keep ringin' + You hear some singer singin' + Why don't dey play the jammy in the daytime + People think it's slammin' plus the rhyme + Is hot an got me tunin' + The afternoon is FM in the PM + Oh if that they could see 'im + Out-of-towner not down I think they'll dis him + Up goes the season, pop goes the weasel + Damn gimme rap no band I want some x-clan + I know dey even got it from the giddy + Stacked in the back + Only black radio station in the city + Programmed by a sucker in a suit + Slick back hair he don't even live here + Raps the number one pick so I draft it + I don't care about all the other demographics + When the quiet storm come on I fall sleep + What dey need is Arbitron on the funky jeep + Too bad it's goin' on in fact my word is bond + To pull a disappearin' act attack until he gone + The whacker jam he play they pay I'm in da day + I don't think we gonna miss 'im we don't need 'im anyway + Can I kick it + Who the hell is on the radio + Or who's behind + Do you really think they'll mind + To play the funky jams + That everybody wit' + Some Def Jef or Ice T + Show they rollin' wit' the syndicate + Or can dey get funky + Wit' the underground + Master ace get a taste + Bomb squad gettin' hard + Marley mart makin' hipper + Trax for Jack The Ripper + Pumpin' Eric B or Papa San + Still rollin' wit' run + Did you think that ever + In fact you thought that never + Control of your soul + Is by a suit and tie + Then U wonder why why U never hear a rhyme + I say we do 'im + Till it's done + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + BY THE TIME I GET TO ARIZONA -Ridenhour-Robertz-Gary G-Wiz-Depper-Mandrill- + Santiago- + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + I'm countin' down to the day deservin' + Fittin' for a king + I'm waitin' for the time when I can + Get to Arizona + 'Cause my money's spent on + The goddamn rent + Neither party is mine not the + Jackass or the elephant + 20.000 nig niggy nigas in the corner + Of the cell block but they come + From California + Population none in the desert and sun + Wit' a gun cracker + Runnin' things under his thumb + Starin' hard at the postcards + Isn't it odd and unique? + Seein' people smile wild in the heat + 120 degree + 'Cause I wanna be free + What's a smilin' fact + When the whole state's racist + Why want a holiday F--k it 'cause I wanna + So what if I celebrate it standin' on a corner + I ain't drinkin' no 40 + I B thinkin' time wit' a nine + Until we get some land + Call me the trigger man + Looki lookin' for the governor + Huh he ain't lovin' ya + But here to trouble ya + He's rubbin' ya wrong + Get the point come along + An he can get to the joint + I urinated on the state + While I was kickin' this song + Yeah, he appear to be fair + The cracker over there + He try to keep it yesteryear + The good ol' days + The same ol' ways + That kept us dyin' + Yes, you me myself and I'ndeed + What he need is a nosebleed + Read between the lines + Then you see the lie + Politically planned + But understand that's all she wrote + When we see the real side + That hide behind the vote + They can't understand why he the man + I'm singin' 'bout a king + They don't like it + When I decide to mike it + Wait I'm waitin' for the date + For the man who demands respect + 'Cause he was great c'mon + I'm on the one mission + To get a politician + To honor or he's a gonner + By the time I get to Arizona + I got 25 days to do it + If a wall in the sky + Just watch me go thru it + 'Cause I gotta do what I gotta do + PE number one + Gets the job done + When it's done and over + Was because I drove'er + Thru all the static + Not stick but automatic + That's the way it is + He gotta get his + Talin' MLK + Gonna find a way + Make the state pay + Lookin' for the day + Hard as it seems + This ain't no damn dream + Gotta know what I mean + It's team against team + Catch the light beam + So I pray + I pray everyday + I do and praise jah the maker + Lookin' for culture + I got but not here + From jah maker + Pushin' and shakin' the structure + Bringin' down the babylon + Hearin' the sucker + That make it hard for the brown + The hard Boulova + I need now + More than ever now + Who's sittin' on my freedah' + Opressor people beater + Piece of the pick + We picked a piece + Of land that we deservin' now + Reparation a piece of the nation + And damn he got the nerve + Another niga they say and classify + We want too much + My peep plus the whole nine is mine + Don't think I even double dutch + Here's a brother my attitude hit 'em + Hang 'em high + Blowin' up the 90s started tickin' 86 + When the blind get a mind + Better start and earn while we sing it + Now + There will be the day we know those down and who will go + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + MOVE! -Ridenhour-Robertz-Gary G-Wiz-Depper- (Featuring Sister Souljah) + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + Signed, sealed, delivered I B yours + I pour it on the breaks + Till it break laws + Givin' the gabbin' + So the brothers be havin' it + Or else the five fingers of dope'll + Be grabbin' it + Wit' no complaints + Givin' uppin' I ain't + On the mike + Like Karl Malone in the paint + Why rip a rapper + When he flow like water + I rather rush a television reporter + The frauds that tried to front + Watch ya back + Stop pullin' those lil' stunts + Assault and battery + 'Cause I snatched the battery + Off his back...the TV pack + Why pop the rhyme + On a rhymer when I kick it + Rather spend my time, spittin' on a bigot + Who pumped the pimp + That fed the fiends + He got jumped by the brothers in Ft. Green + They slapped the mack + That kept us back + Sucker suckin' the hood like drack + So if ya draggin' us down + Wit' the wack attitude + Get up, lookout, get out the way + Move + Signed + Sealed + Definition of a set-up + Pourin' it on and won't let up + 'Cause f-a-l-l-i-n + Never applied + To this brother that tried + To let ya know + The folk of the American joke + That kept us broke + Now I'm ready to rap + Strong fax I swing + Like Bo Jax + I'm never calm on a bomb track + 60 percent 3/fifths + Constituted + Huh prostituted + Why I'm mad + 'Cause it's written on the paper + Right now + Muther F--- bow + Kicked + The + Lyric + About + The tricks + Of the trade and the money made + Who got the money betcha bottom + Dollar bill + Gonna find + Some rich ol' bloodline + But the blood is in the mud + Take the whack an attack it + Like a Skud + To the patriotic hater + That got paid off my people + I'm rude + Lookout, get out the way + MOVE + Signed + An what I'm gettin' is mine + I bring the noise + To town + So let's get down + I cranked the beats + Tearin' up the street + And the park + An it ain't Mozart + Jack movin' out + 'Cause the black movin' in + And its old + I said it in + Who Stole The Soul? + (Listen) but 92 bring + An attitude + That say I don't give a + Fuck + About the old way + This is a new day + Tell Jack stay in the back + And all the other + Suckers + That don't matter + You got + Somethin' to prove + Scatter + Get out the way + MOVE! + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + 1 MILLION BOTTLEBAGS -Ridenhour-Robertz-Gary G-Wiz-Depper- + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + One million bottlebags count 'em + Think they can bounce the ounce + And it get 'em + Yo black spend 288 million + Sittin' there waitin' for the fizz + And don't know what the fuck it is + An oh lemme tell you 'bout shorty + He about seventeen lookin' like 40 + Treats his 40 dog better than his g + When he gets a big b-o-t-t-l-e + Oh he loves tha liquor + But look watch shorty get sicker + Year after year + While he's thinkin' it's beer + But it's not but he got it in his gut + So what the fuck + Yo niga what's up + Now he's hostile to a brother lookin' out + But I ain't mad I know what he about + He's just a slave to the bottle and the can + 'Cause that's his man + The malt liquor man + One million bags count 'em all + Other man gets happy + Watch the killas drink 8 ball + Don't know a damn thing + But his breath stinkin' + Then I ask a question you brother + What the fuck is you drinkin' + He don't know but it flow + Out the bottle in a cup + He call it gettin' fucked up + Like we ain't fucked up already + See the man they call Crazy Eddie + Liquor man with the bottle in his hand + He give the liquor man ten to begin + Wit' no change and he run + To get his brains rearranged + Serve it to the home they're able + To do without a table + Beside what's inside ain't on the label + They drink it thinkin' it's good + But they don't sell the shit in the white neighborhood + Exposin' the plan they get mad at me I understand + They're slaves to the liquor man + Back to my homeboy shorty + He can drink it down + And think nuttin' about it + Pass it around and get tha 40 dog buzz + At the same time + Shorty can't remember what day it was + Say I'm yellin' is fact + Genocide kickin' in yo back + How many times have you seen + A black fight a black + After drinkin' down a bottle + Or a malt liquor six-pack + Malt liquor bull + What it is is bullshit Colt + 45 another gun to the brain + Who's sellin' us pain + In the hood another up to no good + Plan that's designed by the other man + But who drink it like water + One and on till the stores reorder it + Brothers cry broke but they still affordin' it + Sippin' it lick drink it down oh nooo + Drinkin' poison but they don't know + It used to be wine + A dollar and a dime + Same man, drink in another time + They could be hard as hell and don't give a damn + But still be a sucker to the liquor man + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + MORE NEWS AT 11 -Drayton-Gary G-Wiz-Robertz- + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + Yo yo yo gee, guess what happened + To the burned up hand that was clappin' + Too good to be true + Getting all the guys turn to get in doo-doo + Took it all for granted + Then life start turn to granted + Having everything to having nothing + Now this turkey ain't got no stuffing + On the couch ill puffing + To get you buffin', it's you they got cuffin + Your family they did not believe me + Till they heard it for themselves on TV + I called the crib, the clock said seven + More news at 11 + + Chrous + More news at 11 + + I was watching the TV screen + Can't believe what I seen + Three guys tried to rob a store + Got more than what they bargained for + They shot them right before my eyes + All three just dropped like flies + If they only thought before they did it + Neither one of those three would have been with it + As they fell to the floor and got rougher + Now the family has got to suffer + Pallbearers got to carry them + While the family cry loud just to bury them + Newscast and people were heavily amazed + Flavor Flav just stared in a daze + Eyewitness News - channel seven + More news at 11 + + This is Harry Allen hip hop activist and media + assassin with my co-anchor Flavor Flav for P.E. + TV and by the way if you still think that they're that + don't believe the hype + + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + SHUT EM DOWN -Ridenhour-Robertz-Gary G-Wiz-Depper- + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + I testified + My mama cried + Black people died + When the other man lied + See the TV, listen to me double trouble + I overhaul and I'm comin' + From the lower level + I'm takin' tabs + Sho nuff stuff to grab + Like shirts it hurts + Wit a neck to wreck + Took a poll 'cause our soul + Took a toll + From the education + Of a TV station + But look around + Hear go the sound of the wreckin' ball + Boom and Pound + When I + Shut 'em down + 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 + What I use in the battle for the mind + I hit it hard + Like it supposed + Pullin' no blows to the nose + Like uncle L said I'm rippin' up shows + Then what it is + Only 5 percent of the biz + I'm addin' woes + That's how da way it goes + Then U think I rank never drank, point blank + I own loans + Suckers got me runnin' from the bank + Civil liberty I can't see to pay a fee + I never saw a way to pay a sap + To read the law + Then become a victim of a lawyer + Don't know ya, never saw ya + Tape cued + Gettin' me sued + Playin' games wit' my head + What the judge said put me in the red + Got me thinkin' 'bout a trigger to the lead + No no + My education mind say + Suckers gonna pay + Anyway + There gonna be a day + 'Cause the troop they roll in + To posse up + Whole from the ground + Ready to go + Throw another round + Sick of the ride + It's suicide + For the other side of town + When I find a way to shut 'em down + Who count the money + In da neigborhood + But we spendin' money + To no end lookin' for a friend + In a war to the core + Rippin' up the poor in da stores + Till they get a brother + Kickin' down doors + Then I figure I kick it bigger + Look 'em dead in the eye + And they wince + Defense is pressurized + They don't want it to be + Another racial attack + In disguise so give some money back + I like Nike but wait a minite + The neighborhood supports so put some + Money in it + Corporations owe + Dey gotta give up the dough + To da town + or else + We gotta shut 'em down + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + A LETTER TO THE NEW YORK POST -Drayton-Gary G-Wiz-Robertz- + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + Yo gee + Come and get your New York Post + New York Post right here + Come on y'all + Get the bost stubost stubost + Coasta coasta New York Post + Yo New York Post don't brag or boast + Dissin' flavor when he's butter that you put on your toast + Put my address in the paper cause I smacked that girl + She's the mother of my kid's that I took around the world + Disagreements having scuffles when you share upon + You shouldn't try to drain subjects in a duck pond + If you're gonna tell a story about people's worries + Watch what you tell 'em cause they don't bring you glory + It only brings agony, ask James Cagney + He beat up on a guy when he found he was a fagney + Cagney is a favorite he is my boy + He don't jive around he's a real McCoy + Chuck D yeah, you tellin' Flav we got to let 'em know + Here's a letter to the New York Post + The worst piece of paper on the east coast + Matter of fact the whole state's forty cents + in New York City fifty cents elsewhere + It makes no goddamn sense at all + America's oldest continuously published daily piece of bullshit + Flavor Flav is the one that makes The Post money + Writers making violence in headlines funny + Tryin' to undress my past until it's naked + Post got Flavor from sellin' no records + Europe Asia to the street of New York + Flavor Flav known for his finesse talk + Do it to ya for The Post to employ me + New York Post can't destroy me + Rapper of Public Enemy, rapstar beats lover + With the headline of a fucked up cover + Out the pot took plate New York Post + get your story straight motherfucker + It always seem they make our neighborhood look bad + Here's a letter to the New York Post + Ain't worth the paper it's printed on + Founded in 1801 by Alexander Hamilton + That is 190 years continuous of fucked up news + Yo one can play the game, two can play the game + Yo Flav read on can't forget you either Jet + Flavor Flav is your best Jet yet + My own people own the most business + Write on faith of value'sness + Should have checked with me before you wrote it + Got it from another source and quote it + Put it out like the new year bull drop + In every beauty parlor and barber shop + Flavor Flav world renown + Can't keep a man like Flavor down + Yo Jet be a good host + Don't print bull like the New York Post + Augh, looks like somebody slipped up here + Anyway here's a letter to the New York Post + Black newspaper and magazines are supposed to get + the real deal from the source y'all + Sorry, Jet you took the info straight out of The Post + Burned us just like toast + When it comes to getting you facts straight about P.E. + Get your shit correct + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + GET THE F---OUTTA DODGE -Ridenhour-Houston- (Featuring True Mathematics) + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + CHUCK D + + I was wheelin' + Wit' the boom in the back + The treble was level + I like it like that + I was rolly-roll-a-roll rollin' + 5-o looked and said hold it + And I stopped still + I never got ill + 'Cause my license was clean an I showed + A peace powwow + Instead of pow pow + I'm straight up and I'm straight + So how you like me now + But I know how you do + You're straight from Babylon + But I know how you do + You're straight from Babylon + They said turn it down + 'Cause it's a new law + You never seen us before + But we're raw like a war + They warned me once + They warned me twice + So I knew I was warned + They had it goin' on + I got the f--- outta Dodge + Wit' my Bronco + 60 miles per hour + 50 miles to go + And I be pumpin' the sound + Drownin' out the cars + Which tape should I rock + L.L.'s or R.A.'s + I'm in the streets of New York + (Go away) + So I pop in my Kool G Rap 'n' Polo tape + And they was at it again + Sirens in the air + Ahhh sh-t + So I'm outta here + But the blue in the front + Called the blue in the back + They cut me off + Stopped me dead in my tracks + But this is minimal + I'm not a criminal + I always did what I did + Because I'm not a kid + But they looked me down + They stared me down + Told me what I did + I ain't wit' it + 'Cause word around town was a stickup + Yeah, yeah, yeah + B-boy niga in a pickup + But I was jeepin' and creepin' + Just a keepin' it down, sound + Here we go the run around + Blamin' me for the hardcore roar + But they the ones wit' the 44's + So I'm coolin' + I know the beat is rulin' + Too loud for the crowd + The bass is large yeah + So I'll get the f--- outta Dodge + That's right y'all, el commando + El commando you're in demand-o + + SGT HAWKES + + Sgt. Hawkes and I'm down wit' the cop scene + I'm a rookie and I'm rollin' wit' a swat team + Packin' a nine can't wait to use it + Crooked cop yeah that's my music + Up against the wall don't gimme no lip son + A bank is robbed and you fit the description + And I ain't your mama and I ain't your pops + Keep your music down or you might get shot + This is a warning so watch your tail + Or I'm a have to put your ass in jail + I'm the police and I'm in charge + You don't like it get the f--- outta Dodge + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + BRING THA NOIZE (WITH ANTHRAX) -Ridenhour-Shocklee-Sadler-Anthrax- + ______________________________________________________________________________ + + Bass! How low can you go? + Death row what a brother knows + Once again, back is the incredible + The rhyme animal + The incredible D. Public Enemy number one + Five-O said "Freeze!" and I got numb + Can't I tell 'em that I really never had a gun? + But it's the wax that the Terminator X spun + Now they got me in a cell 'cause my records they sell + 'Cause a brother like me said "Well + Farrakhan's a prophet and I think you ought to listen to + What he can say to you, what you ought to do" + Follow for now, power to the people say, + "Make a miracle. D, pump the lyrical" + Black is back, all in, we're gonna win + Check it out, yeah y'all, here we go again + + Chorus + Turn it up! Bring tha noize! + + Never badder than bad 'cause the brother is madder than mad + At the fact that's corrupt as a senator + Soul on a roll, but you treat it like soap on a rope + 'Cause the beats in the lines are so dope + Listen for lessons I'm saying inside music + that the critics are blasting me for + They'll never care for the brothers and sisters + now across the country has us up for the war + + We got to demonstrate, come on now, they're gonna have to wait + Till we get it right + Radio Stations I question their blackness + They call themselves black, but we'll see if they play this + + Chorus + + Get from in front of me, the crowd runs to me + My deejay is warm, he's X, I call him Norm, ya know + He can cut a record from side to side + So what, the ride, the glide + should be much safer than a suicide + Soul control, beat is the father of your rock'n'roll + Music for whatcha, for whichin', you call a band, man + Makin' a music, abuse it, but you can't do it, ya know + You call 'em demos, but we ride limos, too + Whatcha gonna do? Rap is not afraid of you + Beat is for Sonny Bono, beat is for Yoko Ono + Run DMC first said a deejay could be a band + Stand on its feet, get you out your seat + Beat is for Eric B, and L.L. as well, hell + Wax is for Anthrax, still it can rock bells + Ever forever, universal, it will sell + Time for me to exit, Terminator X-it + + Chorus + + From coast to coast, so you stop being like a comatose + 'Stand, my man? The beat's the same with a boast dose + Rock with some pizzazz, it will last why you ask? + Roll with the rock stars, still never get accepted as + We got to pleed the fifth, we can investigate + Don't need to wait, get the record straight + Hey, posse's in effect, got the Flavor Terminator + X to sign checks, play to get paid + We got to check it out down on the avenue + A magazine or two is dissing me and dissing you + Yeah, I'm telling you + ______________________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________________ + diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-019.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-019.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..289b61a2 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-019.txt @@ -0,0 +1,159 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## # ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ## ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ OOOOoooo! ] [ By THE CHIEF ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + The man said OOOOoooo! + + Why? Wooould yooou like tooo knooow? Noooo, I dooon't think yooou wooould + really.. + + + The man loooked like this thooough: + + \:.:..:.:/ _____________ + /;;;;;;;;\ / \ + | | / \ + [| \/ \/ |] / OOOOoooo !!! \ + | /\ /\ | \ / + | .. | /________________/ + \ / + \ O / + \____/ + + + Doooo Yooou think someooone is sucking his dick? + + Perhaps he's been hit by a woooden bat in the head? + + Oooor did he see sooomething awesooome? + + + Nooooo! He's just saying OOOOoooo! + + + Yooou still dooon't believe me dooo yooou? + + + + Ooook, I'll tell yooou. I prooomise! Fooor Sure! + + + /------------------------------------\ + | | + | OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | + | ooooooooooooooooooooooo | + | OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO | + | | + \------------------------------------/ + + + The first case of OOOOooooing was found on the islands of OOOOoooo. + When General Von Ohitssobig found the island, he immediately ordered + the crew of his ship to explore and search for hidden treasures, but + all they found was a tribe of women with a disease so bad they couldn't + stop it by themselves. All of them had the same symptoms, they needed + sex 24hrs a day. Before General Von Ohitssobig discovered the village + the women had to satisfy each other, and had never seen a man. + + The women were all daughters of the most beautiful woman known to man, + and therefor the reaction of the crew wasn't too unpredictable. + After about 9 months, 283 babies were born in the village, all of them + girls. 21 years later, another ship found the island. Captain Evenbigger + and his crew camped on the island over 200 days. Almost 9 months later + 368 babies were born, and once again, all of them were girls. + + This trend kept going on for about 200 years, and last year when the + Crownsend Fleet, led by Admiral Icantbelieveitssobig reached the island + they didn't believe what they saw. 1204 Beautiful 21-Year-Old, + 625 21-Year-Old, 311 21-Year-Old, 150 21-Year-Old, 60 21-Year-Old, + 25 21-Year-Old and 1 21-Year-Old women met them when they reached the + beach, wearing the sexiest underwear they could imagine. Perfect bodies, + and young, playful, wonderful faces. + + After one hour, one of those sailors looked like this: + + ____________ + / \ + / /\________/\ \ _____________ + \/ /;;;;;;;;\ \/ / \ + | | / \ + [| \/ \/ |] / OOOOoooo !!! \ + | /\ /\ | \ / + | .. | /________________/ + \ / + \ O / + \____/ + + + Another looked just like this (other colors possible though) + + ________ + / \ + \:.:..:.:/\ _____________ + /;;;;;;;;\ \ / \ + | | / \ + [| \/ \/ |] / OOOOoooo !!! \ + | /\ /\ | \ / + | .. | /________________/ + \ / + \ O / + \____/ + + And the third one.... + + + \:.:..:.:/ _____________ + /;;;;;;;;\ / \ + %&//"¯#!("!( / \ + ["(#/"&(!"TG"] / OOOOoooo !!! \ + (!=("!&"#&(() \ / + !"&/(&//))/=( /________________/ + "()/"/"(() + ("()#"U( + "/(#)/ + + + (he was a really messed-up kid you know...) + + + But all of them had that look on their face (except for the 3rd one + for obvious reasons). + + And That's the story of the Island of OOOOoooo. + + The first man you ask? Well, he represents a normal person when he + hear about the island where no-one grows older than 21 and where + only the most beautiful girls are born, + + + THE ISLAND OF OOOOoooo which is only found once in a lifetime! + + + _______________________________________________________________________ + + (!) 1991 THE CHIEF and uXu Productions + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-020.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-020.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..728045fa --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-020.txt @@ -0,0 +1,73 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ## ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ How To Shrink a Head ] [ By THE GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + HOW TO SHRINK A HEAD + By THE GNN/DC/uXu + + +Hello and welcome to another "how to..." file! This time I will teach you +the basic knowledge on shrinking heads. Don't say "How barbaric!" now, +because you will soon realize that having a collection of heads is the +cult-phenomena of the 90's! + + + 1. At first you need a human head. This is the hard part. + Remember to be careful when you cut it off from the body. + + 2. Then you have to remove the cranium. The is easily done by + cutting from the forehead, over the head and down to the + back of the head. Remove everything inside the head. + + 3. Now boil the skin from the head in ordinary water for about + half an hour. The head should now be about 1/3 of its original + size. + + 4. Scrap off the last pieces of flesh on the inside of the head + and sew the mouth, eyes and back of the head shut. + + 5. Now take 5-6 small rocks and put them into a fire until they + get red hot. Roll them inside the head - one at a time - and + model the head until it get the original look. + If the head is to small for rocks, use sand instead. + + 6. Now work with the head for a couple of hours every day in a + week and viola - you got yourself a real human head! + It's the perfect ice-breaker at parties. "Wanna come home + and look at my shrunk heads?" + + +Well, these heads are also told to give you eternal life somehow but +I doubt it. Maybe it will give you a couple of years in a asylum if +you boast too much about them. If you are having trouble finding heads, +just use your imagination! A friend of mine used to shrink the heads of +his ex-girlfriends. + + + Call INFO ADDICT, home of Underground eXperts United at +46-###-####. + + ______________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-021.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-021.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..0435f5b9 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-021.txt @@ -0,0 +1,513 @@ + +<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>!<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> +#% ..uXu.. 1991 %# +%# Underground eXperts United #% +#% presents... %# +%# -=*=- #% +#% The European Digest Series Vol.1 Issue #6 %# +%# 1991 By THE CHIEF ..uXu.. #% +<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><>!<><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><><> + + SPECIAL MANUAL ISSUE - SCO XENIX System V TUTORIAL CHAPTER #3 + + Contents... + + 01.............Introduction + 02.............Contents In Chapter Three + 03.............Xenix Tutorial Chapter Three + 04.............Recommended + 05.............End Comments + + + + + 1. INTRODUCTION + --------------- + Welcome to TED Vol.1 Issue #6 - The uXu File #21! + Yes, it IS the third chapter in the Xenix Tutorial series. This time, + security is the main content, and as stated in previous issues, this + is for the beginner. You can easily understand what's been written + in here, and I think that's good, information must be shared! + The End Comments this time, deals with views of the new Phrack Inc. + issues. Recommended have some nice Drinks for you to try out while + getting through this file . The next Xenix Tutorial will be + a huge file, really Big! What it is about? Check out the next issue + of The European Digest! + + + 2. CONTENTS IN CHAPTER THREE + ---------------------------- + + CHAPTER 3 + + Logging In + _________________________________________________________________________ + + + 3.1 Introduction + + 3.2 Gaining Access To The System + + 3.2.1 Logging In + 3.2.2 Logging Out + 3.2.3 Changing Your Password + + 3.3 Keeping Your Account Secure + + 3.3.1 Password Security + 3.3.2 Good Security Habits + 3.3.3 Using Another User's Account + + 3.4 Changing Your Terminal Type + + 3.5 Entering Commands + + 3.5.1 Entering A Command Line + 3.5.2 Erasing A Command Line + 3.5.3 Halting Screen Output + + + + + 3. XENIX TUTORIAL CHAPTER THREE + ------------------------------- + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + +3.1 INTRODUCTION 3.1 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + This chapter explains how to perform the following basic tasks on a + XENIX system: + + + * Log in to the system, + + * Log out of the system, + + * Change your password, + + * Use another user's account, + + * Reset your terminal type, + + * Enter a XENIX command, + + * Erase an incorrect command line, + + * Stop and start screen output. + + + This chapter is designed as a tutorial. The best way to use this chapter +is to read it at your terminal, entering commands as instructed in the exam- +ples. + + None of the commands described in this chapter is described in great +detail. For a complete explanation of each command, refer to the XENIX +USER'S REFERENCE (soon to be published also by uXu). + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + +3.2 GAINING ACCESS TO THE SYSTEM 3.2 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + To use the XENIX system, you must first gain access to it by logging in. +When you log in, you are placed in your home directory. Logging in, changing +your password, and logging out are described below. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + +3.2.1 LOGGING IN 3.2.1 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + Before you can log into the system, you must be given a system "account." +In most cases, your account is created for you by your system administrator. +However, if you need to create the account yourself, refer to the XENIX +SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR's GUIDE (soon to be published also by uXu) for +information on creating user accounts. This section assumes that your account +has already been created. + + Normally, the system sits idle and the prompt "login:" appears on the +terminal screen. If your screen is blank or displays nonsense characters, +press the [INTERRUPT] key a few times. On most keyboards, the [INTERRUPT] +key is the [DEL] key. + + When the "login:" prompt appears, follow these steps: + + + 1. Enter your login name and press [RETURN]. If you make a mistake + as you type, press [CTRL-u] to start the line again (hold down + the [CTRL] key and press the [u] key). After you press [RETURN], + "Password:" appears on your screen. + + 2. Enter your password and press [RETURN]. The letters of your + password do not appear on the screen as you enter them, and + the cursor does not move. This is to prevent other users from + learning your password. If you enter your login name or password + incorrectly, the system displays the following message: + + + Login incorrect + login: + + + If you get this message, enter your login name and password again. + + 3. Depending on how your system is configured, you may or may not + be prompted to enter your terminal type. If you are prompted for + your terminal type, you see a line like the following: + + + TERM=(unknown) + + + Enter your terminal type if you see this line. (If you are not + sure how to specify your terminal type, contact your system + administrator.) + + Once you have entered all the correct information, the "prompt character" +appears on the screen. This is a dollar sign ($) for Bourne Shell users and +a percent sign (%) for C-shell users. The prompt tells you that the XENIX +system is ready to accept commands from the keyboard. + + Depending on how your system is configured, you may also see a "message +of the day" after you log in. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + +3.2.2 LOGGING OUT 3.2.2 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + The simplest way to log out is to enter at the % prompt for C-shell +users, or at the $ prompt for Bourne Shell users. You might also be +able to logout by pressing [CTRL-d] at the prompt. However, some systems are +configured to prevent logout with [CTRL-d]. The reason for this is that +[CTRL-d] signifies the end-of-file in XENIX, and it is often used within +programs to signal the end of input from the keyboard. Since people sometimes +make the mistake of pressing [CTRL-d] several times, they often find +themselves unintentionally logged out of the system. To prevent this, system +administrators may disable logout with [CTRL-d]. + + Familiarize yourself with the logout procedure by pressing [CTRL-d], if you +are currently logged in. If this does not work, log out by entering +(C-shell) or (Bourne Shell). If you are not logged in, log in and then +log out, experimenting with [CTRL-d] and with or . + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + +3.2.3 CHANGING YOUR PASSWORD 3.2.3 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + To prevent unauthorized users from gaining access to the system, each +authorized user can be given a password. When you are first given an account +on a XENIX system, you are assigned a password by the system administrator. +Some XENIX systems require you to change your password at regular intervals. +Whether yours does or not, it is a good idea to change your password +regularly (at least once every two months) to maintain system security. + + Use the command to change your password. Follow these steps: + + 1. Enter the following command and press [RETURN] + + + + You see: + + Changing password for [user] + Old password: + + Your login name appears in place of [user]. + + 2. Carefully enter your old password. It is not displayed on + the screen. If you make a mistake, press [RETURN]. The + message "Sorry" appears, then the system prompt. Begin + again with step 1. + + 3. The following message appears after you enter your old password + and press [RETURN]: + + New password: + + Enter your new password and press [RETURN]. It is generally + a good idea to use a combination of numbers and lower-case and + upper-case letters in your password. + + 4. You see the following message: + + Re-enter new password: + + Enter your new password again. If you make a mistake, you see + the following message: + + They don't match; try again + + Begin again with step 1 if you see this message. + + When you complete the procedure, the XENIX prompt reappears. The next time +you log in, you must enter your new password. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + +3.3 KEEPING YOUR ACCOUNT SECURE 3.3 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + Security is ultimately the responsibility of the user. The careless use and +maintenance of passwords represents the greatest threat to the security of a +computer system. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + +3.3.1 PASSWORD SECURITY 3.3.1 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + Here are some specific guidelines for passwords: + + + 1. Don't use passwords that are easy to guess. Passwords should + be at least six characters long and include letters, digits, + and punctuation marks. (Example: frAiJ6*) + + 2. Passwords should not be names (even nicknames), proper nouns + or any word found in [/usr/dict/words]. (Don't use a password + like: terry9) + + 3. Always keep your password secret. Passwords should never be + written down, sent over electronic mail, or verbally + communicated. (Treat it like the PIN number for your instant + teller card.) + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + +3.3.2 GOOD SECURITY HABITS 3.3.2 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + There are simple, good security habits. Here are some general guidelines: + + 1. Remember to log out before leaving a terminal. + + 2. Use the (C) utility when you leave your terminal, + even for a short time. + + 3. Make certain that sensitive files are not publicly readable. + (See the discussion of file and directory permissions in + Chapter 4 of this tutorial for information on how to do this.) + + 4. Keep any floppies or tapes containing confidential data + (program source, database backups) under lock and key. + + 5. If you notice strange files in your directories, or find other + evidence that your account has been tampered with, tell your + system administrator. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + +3.3.3 USING ANOTHER USER'S ACCOUNT 3.3.3 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + You might find it necessary to work with another user's files. However, +the permission settings on those files may prevent all but the files' owner +from editing them. To overcome this problem, you can use the command to +change your current account to that of the other user. To use , you must +know the other user's password. + + For example, to become user joe, enter the following command at the XENIX +prompt, not at the login prompt: + + + + When the password prompt appears, enter joe's password. To cancel the +effect of the command and return to your own account, press [CTRL-d]. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + +3.4 CHANGING YOUR TERMINAL TYPE 3.4 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + On most systems, the system console is already configured for use with +XENIX. However, serial terminals of various types can be connected to a +XENIX system. If you are working from a serial terminal, it can be important +to know how to specify your terminal type. + + The terminal type is displayed each time you log in. You can change the +value of the terminal type displayed by editing the [.profile] file in your +home directory. If you are using the C-shell, you do not have a [.profile] +file. Instead, you must edit the [.login] file in your home directory. + + There are at least two reasons why you might want to change the value of +the terminal type displayed: + + * You might have a new terminal that is not the same model as your + old terminal. If so, the terminal type displayed by your old + [.profile] ([.login]) file will be incorrect. + + * The terminal type displayed might be "unknown" or "ansi" or + another setting which is not correct for your terminal. This would + require you to type in your terminal type every time you log in. By + changing the terminal type to the setting that is correct for your + terminal, all you have to do is press [RETURN] when prompted for + your terminal type. There is no need for you to enter the terminal + type. + + To change the terminal type displayed, use to edit [.profile] +([.login]). Chapter 4 of this tutorial explains how to use . + + Once in , move the cursor to the line that looks like the following: + + + eval 'tset -m :\?unknown -s -r -Q' + + Change [unknown] (or whatever the value is) in this line to the terminal +type of your terminal. For example, if you normally log in on a vt100 terminal, +you would change the line to: + + + eval 'tset -m :\?vt100 -s -r -Q' + + Each time you log in, you would then see the message: + + + TERM = (vt100) + + Press [RETURN] and the terminal type is set to vt100. There is no need to +enter vt100. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + +3.5 ENTERING COMMANDS 3.5 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + Before you being working with the commands described in the rest of this +tutorial, you should be familiar with three very useful XENIX features. These +are character type-ahead and the special key-combinations used to erase the +command line, and stop and start screen output. These features are discussed +below. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + +3.5.1 ENTERING A COMMAND LINE 3.5.1 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + Entering a command line consists of typing characters and then pressing +[RETURN]. Once you press [RETURN], the computer reads the command line and +executes the specified commands. No command entered on the command line is +executed until [RETURN] is pressed. + + You can enter as many lines as you want without waiting for the commands to +complete their execution and for the prompt to reappear. This is because +XENIX supports character type-ahead. XENIX can hold up to 256 characters in +the kernel buffers that read keyboard input. Experiment with this type-ahead +feature by entering the following commands to finish executing. +(Always press [RETURN] after entering a command. In the following example, +press [RETURN] after entering each command.) + + + + + + + These commands generate a long listing of all the files in the current +directory, then display disk usage statistics for these files, and finally +list the files again, but in a different format. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + +3.5.2 ERASING A COMMAND LINE 3.5.2 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + Typing errors are bound to occur when you enter commands. To erase the +current command line, press [CTRL-u]. When you press [CTRL-u], a new prompt +is displayed and no command is executed. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + +3.5.3 HALTING SCREEN OUTPUT 3.5.3 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + Data often scrolls across your screen faster than you can read it. To halt +scrolling temporarily, press [CTRL-s]. To restart scrolling, press [CTRL-q]. +Experiment with [CTRL-s] and [CTRL-q] by entering the following command, then +pressing [CTRL-s] to stop the output and [CTRL-q] to restart it: + + + + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + + 4. RECOMMENDED + -------------- + This section is included in every issue of The European Digest and will + contain recommended stuff/boards/reading and so on. For this file, + Drinks! + + HEAVY WATER - 1/2 Rye Whiskey, 1/4 Sweet Vermouth, 1/4 Grenadine, + One drop of Orange Bitter. Shake with ice. Strain. + Chinese Receipt. + + HUNTER - 2/3 Canadian Whiskey, 1/3 Peter Heering. + Shake with ice & Strain. + + SMOOTHIE - 1/3 Bourbon Whiskey, 1/3 Dry Vermouth, 1/3 Grand Mariner. + Shake with ice. Strain into cocktail glass with a twist + of lemon. + + LITTLE DEVIL- 1/3 Gin, 1/3 Bacardi Rum, 1/6 Cointreau, 1/6 Lemon Juice. + Shake & Strain. + + + + 5. END COMMENTS + --------------- + Awesome! We have seen the light of the good old Phrack Inc. again. + Back with Two new issues since last time, with Dispater & Crimson Death + as editors. Some people say it isn't what it should have been, others + seem to like it. My personal view is that we can't compare the new + ones with the old. It would be like buying a 1969 Chevy and compare + it with a 1991 model. It can't be done. Though this isn't just because + of that there are new people writing, no, it's because there is a lot + of heavier laws, more eyes on the Underground scene, and information + aren't as easily spread today as it was only a couple of years ago. + You can get a jail-sentence for spreading information! Let's just see + what happens in future issues. Don't judge beforehand. + + The European Digest will not feature Hacking techniques, Phreaking, Carding, + information about government systems or the basic underground rap. It will + be different. It IS different. Manuals, The Underground Scene, Deep Deep + whatever, and so on. Less 'general rag stuff' and More Miscellaneous stuff. + Swedish Hacker News will be presented through the 'uXu - Swedish News' series, + but ONLY in Swedish. English translations will however be published in future + issues of the well-known underground rag, Phrack Inc. + + Check out the Next TED for whatever I can think of at the moment! + (probably the next chapter in the Xenix Tutorial) + + You can reach me on the following boards for comments, contributions, + questions or whatever: + + Condemned Reality [618-397-7702] + Lunatic Labs [213-655-0691] + Demon Roach Underground [806-794-4362] + Balanced pH [818-783-5320] + Info Addict [+46-###-####] + + You can't reach me on the following boards anymore. Reason(s) stated below. + + Land Of Karrus [215-D O W N ] + + The Chief 1991 + + %&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%& + % % + & "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or & + % prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of % + & speech or of the press; or of the right of the people peaceably to & + % assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." % + & & + % This work is released according to the above Constitutional rights % + & for INFORMATIONAL PURPOSES ONLY. & + % % + &%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&%&% + + ____________________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________________ + diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-022.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-022.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..69a8b46b --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-022.txt @@ -0,0 +1,98 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ How To Kill An 'Elite' ] [ By THE CHIEF ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + How to kill an 'Elite' + Composed by THE CHIEF + + + + + No! I ain't buyin' that shit no more! + Burn...Burn...Burn...Burn to the core! + + You understand what I'm saying, + 'cause you're my mentor, the only true believer. + Muthafuckers' the only ones paying, + they're the real suckers, the real deceivers. + + Now Fifteen ELiTe's hanging from a tree, + My mentor really knows how to pleeze me. + Killed, stabbed, burned, fucked, muthafuckin' dead, + Eat dust, Eat shit, Then you'll taste Joe's lead, + From the corner, shot from behind, a 10 in the head... Boom you're dead! + + Watch your back, watch your face, + You defy me? Man.. anytime, anyplace! + You ain't seen shit yet, so I put you face-down, + down the toilet. + + Yo! Now you see? Your mirror in the shit, + I'll push you down, down, until I'll make you fit. + You think we're through? Man, fuck you! + Get lost, get real, because now, it's time for the glue. + + Head down the toilet, your ass smeared with glue, + I get my collection of dynamite, and the kitchen knife too. + You beg for mercy, you cry like a lamer, + Cass, The knife, MY knife, lets me tame her. + Just another one, down your glue-filled ass, + Funny, I thought 30 would fit, I better make use of Cass. + + scrrrrr, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!! + Shut the fuck up kid, or I'll tell your ma! Haha. + You better kiss your ass goodbye now kid, + Ah, wait a sec, I found another dynamite hid. + Yo, I really made it easy for ya...mothafucker! + Two holes will speed up your shit...sucker! + + 31! man...now you're gone! + Kid, shut up, I don't want your WaReZ, understand G? + It's too late to bribe me, pay me, bore or adore me, + Check it out Y'all, it's your muthafuckin' fall, + Wait a sec, I have to call the mall! + + Your girlfriend's comin' over tonight, + She'll be coming all Over me, hey! don't try to fight! + + One Two Three, then I'm gone, + Listen G, your ass is a bomb. + + The fuse is lit, this is your doom + You say "Hey man! Wait a minute...", + + BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO + OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO + OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO + OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! + + Next! + + ________________________________________________________________________ + + (!) 1991 THE CHIEF & uXu Productions + ________________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-023.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-023.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..e3982224 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-023.txt @@ -0,0 +1,204 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ Castle Chronicles Chapter One ] [ By THE CHIEF ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + ###### ###### ###### ###### ## ###### + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## + ## ###### ###### ## ## #### + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## + ###### ## ## ###### ## ###### ###### + + ###### ## ## ###### ###### ## ## ## ###### ## ###### ###### + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ### ## ## ## ## ## ## + ## ###### ###### ## ## ## ### ## ## ## #### ###### + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## + ###### ## ## ## ## ###### ## ## ## ###### ###### ###### ###### + + UNASSAILABLE EXPEDITIONS THROUGH A TORMENTED BASEMENT + + CHAPTER ONE + + + Steve Castle took his hat from the shelf and paid the woman behind + the counter. Ah, what an excellent lunch. French toast and a cup + of coffee. That was a lunch for kings! He went out to the street + and started to walk down Gainsbury Road that lead down to the docks. + + He was to meet a man who had vital information about the case he + was working on. Castle called the case "The Man & No Man" for reasons + he only knew himself. Apparently, a man had entered a shoe shop in + Regent Street on November 6th. This may not seem very unusual, but + in this case it was, because the man had, as said, entered the store, + but never left it! His wife was hysterical first, then after the + first year, she calmed down. Robin and James, his kids, didn't under- + stand what had happened because they were only One and Three years + old by the time of his disappearance. + + Now, 15 years later, Castles first breakthrough was about to happen. + Warehouse 86, the man had said. Castle walked slowly in the warm + spring sun, facing the breeze from the ocean with great pleasure. + Aaaah, he filled his lungs with the salty air and got a bug with it. + Ahum, splutt! Duh! was his reaction to this. Left, Left and then + Right. Aha, Number 86! He entered the big warehouse. Pitch black! + Castle lit his flashlight and started to search for the door the man + had said he would be behind. Johnsson, Stevens, Bartholomo-Gainsville, + Turner, Jones, Harry, Imbehindthisone! That's the one. He opened the + door. If it is possible to describe something that's darker than + pitch black, this was it. Behind the door, Castle could just make out + the stairs leading downwards. + + With careful steps he started to descend. The moisten air met his + face like a wall. When he examined it, he discovered that it in + fact really Was a wall. With the nose bleeding, he ran into a man + who was hiding in a trunk filled with used condoms. + + "Watch it buddy!", said the man. "This is My hiding-place. You just + have to find one of your own." The man closed the trunk and continued + to hide (or whatever he was doing in there, I let your imagination + decide here, because there's a vast number of possibilities. No? + Well, consider that he May be eating dinner, reading a good book or + perhaps watching the late night game between Bruins and the Vikings. + See? Now I can't spend more time on this because it has nothing to + do with the story whatsoever!) + + Castle continued to search with his flashlight, only to find that + there was nothing there. The basement was about 2x2 meters big, + and the only thing down there was the trunk with the... Ah, it must + be Him!, Castle thought out loud for himself. "Shhh!" said the man + who had re-opened the trunk. "Do you think we're alone down here!?" + Castle thought for a couple of seconds, and then decided that he + couldn't come to another conclusion and said "I have personally + searched the whole basement, and I can assure you that we are alone." + + The man crawled out of the trunk, covered with slime and something + that looked like a half-eaten pizza. "Want a piece?" he asked + brushing off the slime. "Yes, thanks!", Castle replied and started + a process in his stomach that killed 137 million germs, but also + created 137 new ones. The man whispered something in Castles ear + that didn't make Castle very surprised. He walked the 22 cm to the + trunk, knocked on the side and opened the lock, revealing a beautiful + girl with only her underwear on. "Hi beauty", Castle greeted her. + "Hello" she said, "You want to join us?". "Sure", Castle said, but + remembered that he was on a case and turned down the offer with + apologies. + + The man, introduced himself as Jerry Steinberg III, king of A-Shoes. + Castle stretched out his hand, but drew it right back when he saw + Steinberg's filled with cheese, pizza and a little stain of greebt- + ofla-bahajmatal, a deadly Indian take-away. Jerry started to tell + his tale. + + "16 years ago, I owned a store up on Regent Street. We had the best + in leatherware. Jackets, trousers, gloves, but also Shoes." + + "Aha", Castle said. "Continue please." + + "Yes, as I said, we sold Shoes. Only the best of course!.. ehm, + where was I, oh yes, Shoes. So we sold these Shoes. Everyone wanted + them, and we sold about 300.000 pairs a week in the beginning. + + "A remarkable number indeed", Castle let out with admiration in his + voice. + + "Oh but it wasn't that, no, not at all. After four weeks, a month, + our production of these shoes had reached 4 million a day, and + the sales didn't go down, so in the end we sold over 5 million a + day, worldwide!" + + "Really interesting", Castle mumbled. + + "Oh but it wasn't that either, not in any way! No. When LIKE, our + largest competitor introduced a new design, our sales went down like + a banana split at a birthday-party for 8-year olds. We were finished. + We were bankrupt. We had to close the shop and fire our staff.' + + "Uhuh..", "So is that what you wanted me to know?" Castle asked. + + "No, it wasn't that! You have to listen to me Castle! Listen good. + When we moved out, another firm took over, and opened a shoe shop + at the very same spot, but they also sold computer equipment! + Joysticks, Harddrives, Printers and so on. One of their employees + used to work for me. He was somewhat of a hacker you might say. + Always hanging over the computer, running something they call a + Bulletin Board System and writing long stories that were greatly + appreciated around the world. A very fine man indeed. Oh, by the + way, it's the very same person who is writing this story right now!" + + "Really? Well, it seems like he's doing a good job, doesn't it?" + Castle said with a smile on his face. + + "Sure, everything he does usually Is good!" + + "So, what have all of this got to do with the man who disappeared + in the shoe shop?" Castle asked. + + "The what?" Steinberg said with a surprised look on his face. + + "Listen, you called me and told me to meet you here because you + had vital information about this case I'm working on. The Man + who disappeared in a Shoe Store at Regent Street!". + + "Hey, I don't know anything about no man disappearing. Aren't you + from Books International? I was told to meet someone here who would + print my story!" Steinberg said with doubt in his voice. + + Suddenly a man jumped up from behind the trunk. He was about + 1.93 meters tall, not very thin, and had a large sombrero on his head. + + "Steve Castle?" the man said looking at Castle. + + "Eh, yes?" Castle replied, slightly chocked. + + "Good, I'm Howard Brown. I have some vital information regarding the + case you're working on. I called you earlier today, remember?" the + man said and reached out to shake hands. + + "But why didn't you show yourself earlier?!" Castle almost screamed + to Brown. + + "Well, I enjoyed Mr. Steinberg's story quite a bit. You didn't want + me to miss the end did you?!", Brown frowned. + + The last Steve Castle saw before he fainted was the beautiful girl + crawling out of the box, completely naked but with a slice of pizza + in one hand, offering it to Brown who said he would rather take her + instead (and did so 2 seconds later). + + ______________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________ + + + Watch out for the next chapter of the Castle Chronicles! + It will be Very revealing! In all directions! + + ONLY from The Underground eXperts United! + + (!) 1991 THE CHIEF & uXu Productions + + ______________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________ + diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-024.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-024.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..d1ce0165 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-024.txt @@ -0,0 +1,178 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ## ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ## + + [Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos] [ By PHEARLESS ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of + + + C H A O S + + or + + How To Make People Go (literally speaking) Crazy + + + + by + + Phearless + + for + + uXu - Underground eXperts United + + + + +Hi there... Your first question may be something like; "what the hell is +the big difference of Chaos and Panic??" (referring to my last file). Well +dudes, I think there's a slight difference. Chaos doesn't *have* to mean +that people are panicking, and that's what I'll write about in this file. + +There can be pretty good chaos anyway. And instead of a scene where people +are running for their lives, they will perhaps just not be aware of what +they're doing. + + + + DRUGS + + +The best way to make people act funny is to make them take some psychedelic +substances. The best way to do this should be to put drugs in food containers +(at restaurants, schools etc) where a lot of people take their food. One +way is to sprinkle your prepared liquid on some salad, in the coffee pot or +similar. Or walk around in the supermarket with a filled up syringe and +inject the shit in everything you see (apples, grapes(!), melons...). Just be +sure to "infect" ALL the apples or ALL the melons... so no one gets away. + +One little detail, also be sure *not* to be caught... or you'll be in deep +shit. If you haven't figured it out, this is baaad in the eyes of a judge. +Anyway, when you see headlines like "50 naked people arrested in front of +the police station, police says they were all affected from narcotics", you'll +know you've succeed. + + + + GAS + + +Another, a lot more easier way is to get to people breathe in some funny shit +instead... This is the best way I think! Just take your newly bought (*cough*) +tube of laughing gas (with a proper "head", it'll make things a lot more +comfortable when turning on the gas). Anyway, the best way to make this an +effective way is to place the (opened) tube at some strategic place. + +Try to find where the house (if that's the target for tonight) gets it's +fresh air "sucked in", some houses have it on their roofs, and some on +the (back side) wall, every house has got one though, if you want to, +you'll find one. To not waste to much gas cover the whole hole with a plastic +bag, and insert the head of the gas tube, make it look like this: + + + + + O____________________________O <-- Nails/Screws/Super glue + / \ + / ____________________________ \ + | |____________________________| | + | |____________________________| | + | |____________________________| + | |____________________________| /_____ Ventilation "hole" + | |____________________________| \ + | |____________________________| + | |_________ _*_ ______________| | + | |_________| * |______________| | /____ plastic bag + | |_______ / \_____________| | \ + | |_______| |____________| | + \ |_______| |____________| \ + / | | / + \ | | \ + /_ _ _ _/ \_ _ _ _ _ _ _/ <--- Tie the bag around the tube + _/ \_ so (almost) no air slips in + / \ + | | + | | + |___________________| + | | + | LAUGHING/SLEEPING | + | GAS | + |___________________| /_____ Tube (for those who haven't noticed) + | | \ + | | + | | + : : + . . + . . + + . . + + + + +Now, you might find/have a tube that doesn't allow you to let the gas pour +out all-the-time, it's very easy to fix this, but I'll explain a way of +doing it, just in case you're intoxicated when you read this or just dumb... + +Anyway, hammer a nail into the little "crack" where the little pin/hole is, +hammer until you hear a loud shhhhh-ing noise, and make sure the nail stays +where it is... if it doesn't, tape the nail to the tube (or why not super +glue!). The gas itself isn't dangerous if you're outdoors and it gets +mixed with a lot of air. It is only dangerous if you should inhale the gas +and not get enough oxygen... (yes, your brain is quite grateful for any oxygen +it can get, and it doesn't appreciate temporary loss of it). + +I know what you all mad brains think right now; "hey, cool way of robbing +a bank or something!"... and yeah... it is, but they still got cameras you +know. So be sure to bring your mask (so you don't forget it, hehehe). + +Ok, what will happen now, you ask yourself... well, I think you can guess. +What happens when people are affected of laughing gas is that they will +start laughing, get the cramps and wont have the faintest idea of what they're +actually doing (pee in their pants, fall over into some fountain etc etc). + + + + Be sure to be out terrorizing your fellow citizen already tonight! + + + + + + You can reach me on + + + Info Addict - Home of uXu - +46-###-#### + + + or why not email me via Internet on + + + pless@bugend.edvina.se + + ______________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-025.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-025.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..75ff4157 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-025.txt @@ -0,0 +1,233 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" ] [ By THE CHIEF ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + ___________________ + | | + | --------------- | + | | # # ##### | | + wOw! | | # # # | | + | | # # | | Awesome! + | | # # # | | + | |_#___#___#___| | + Amazing! |_________________| + ------------------------------- Cool! + | [] _____ | + | |_____| | + Unbelievable! | |||||||||| |_____| | + ------------------------------- Super! + /xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx\ + /xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx[ ]\ + /___________/===========\___________\ + \___________________________________/ + + + + + I bet you all have your old XT stuffed away in your basement or + perhaps under that dirty laundry in your cupboard, but no more! + Today, we will learn how to still have fun and pleasure with our + ancient friend! How unbelievable that may seem. + + First a few words about what "other" people say about their XT. + Most of them claim that they have upgraded it to be as fast as + any 286 of today (no one actually admits they really have an XT + because that's really embarrassing). Second, they say it will + out-run any other computer known to man. After you have explained + to them that there are faster computers, say a ZX81 or something + the standard "corporate computist" never have heard of, he/she + will immediately say that "Actually, I just borrowed it from + my dumb neighbor to see if it was faster than my, hmm.. ZX81!" + and then they go on. (Yes, it's true! Most XTs are owned by + company-computists who spent their lives in front of mono VT52- + terminals.) + + Now let's see what we can do about them ol' XTs. + + + ## ###### ## + ### ## # ### + ## ## # ## + ## ## # ## + ## ## # ## + #### ###### #### + + USES FOR THE "TOWER OF POWER" + + + 1) ..as a toy for the kids. + Just do a little lobotomy, make four small holes symmetrically + placed in the four corners of the box, and insert some skateboard + wheels (just use the average "hammer and nail" way) into the holes + then take a piece of rope, fasten it to the two front-nails and + you'll have a nice toy-car for your kids. You can use the motherboard + as seat. Hint: The 5 1/4" DD works great as a pedal or gear-stick. + Another great hint: Place the monochrome in front of the box, connect + it to your video and insert the tape with Cannonball Run II. It gives + You a chance to participate in the race! + + + 2) ..as a collection box. + This will replace your old C-64 collection box, because it is so BIG! + You will be amazed when you realize how much you actually can fit in + this "tower of power". In fact, you could use it as a collection box + for your old C-64 collection boxes! You could fit as many as four or + five of them even! If you already have thrown out those C-64 boxes as + the rest of us, you still can make use of this great piece of + equipment. Video tapes, cassettes or those operating system manuals + are ideal too. Those long print-outs are also well placed in one of + these. Hint: The motherboard is very useful as a separator if you + choose to have different things in the box. Also, the 5 1/4" DD works + wonders as support for books. + + + 3) ..as a place for your pet(s). + Is your dog complaining about the hard floor? Does your ants + seem to disappear one by one, just to re-appear between the + slices of toast, in your bed or just in your shoes? Then you + have a chance to change all that! The XT is a wonderful home + for any pet. Lots of things to explore on the motherboard, + the 5 1/4" DD and if you're fond of your pet, you can plug + it in, to keep your pet warm, to have ventilation and your + pet will always have light from the green "power" light. + + + 4) ..as a plate. + Imagine the faces of your guests when you serve soup in an old + XT! What a great way to show them you're a professional! Other + good meals are macaroni surprise, mashed potato or just about + anything clammy, floating will do. Then just smash the motherboard + and mix it with the meal. Your guests will never notice and you'll + save money too! + + + 5) ..as a fruit bowl. + Here we have a great thingie to surprise your friends. To show + them you're a real "hacker", you should at least have a couple + of these placed on strategic places. If they don't seem to notice + them, just leave the motherboard in there, mixed with the fruit + or candy. When they get an 8088 instead of an apple, I promise + you, they will notice. Wonderful at parties to break the ice. + + + 6) ..as fireplace. + This one is quite neat. You can use it both inside and outside + your house. Great for those garden parties where you can fill the + box with coal, spray some lighter-liquid on it, and light it up! + Then, place the pan, or whatever you generally use and then meat, + hamburgers, hotdogs or whatever you're having. No risk of fires + and the smoke will leave through those screw-holes on the sides + of the box. You'll never get that nasty, sticking smoke in your + hair or eyes again! Inside the house, it makes a great cosy + fireplace for those cold and rainy nights and you won't be + disturbed by smoke or anything! + + + 7) ..as a bird's nest. + Hammer a nail through the bottom of the box. Take the bottom of + your old C-64 and place it like this: + + + |---------> The XT Box + -------------- + | ( ) | + | ( --)---|-----> The C-64 bottom + | ( ) | + | ( ) | + | ( ) | + | ( ) | + | ( []-)---|-----> A Small hole for the + A piece of wood as ---->|------------| birds to enter & exit + a place to land on -------------- + + Then just climb up a tree, and fasten it with the nail in the + bottom of the box to the tree. Voila! A great house for the local + bird family. + + + 8) ..as camping-trip toilet. + Just put some soft stuff on the sharp corners at the top like a + sweater, t-shirt or something and you'll have a great time. + Hint: Make a 16x16 cm hole in the bottom of the box if you intend + to use it outside. Another hint: DON'T if you plan on having it + inside. + + + 9) ..as a goldfish bowl. + All you have to do here is to cut a 8x8 cm hole in each side of + the box and replace the metal with glass or plexiglass. Fill the + box with water, and put the fish in there. Your fish will Love the + 8088 chip, circuits and resistors as decoration, and can easily + find its place in life, as well as get an education in ancient + electronics. + + 10) ..as a shoe-box for all of the neighborhood kids and yourself. + + 11) ..as a foot & water-hold for your christmas tree. + + 12) ..as a hair-dryer. Just plug it in, and you're on your way! + + 13) ..for those gang wars. Surprise your enemies by hitting them + on their heads with an old XT. They'll be too surprised to + fight back. + + 14) ..to keep your shrinked heads collection in order. When the + police arrive to search your house for those missing persons, + they'll never look inside your running computer! Great hiding place. + + 15) ..as an electric chair. + Think of all the fun you'd have, connecting the metal box to + the high voltage outlet, making small hand-cuffs on the edges + and use the monochrome monitor as the back of the chair. The + fella you want to execute sure won't suspect a thing when you + ask him to "sit on your computer". Then turn on the monitor + for starters, to get that extra static electricity runnin', + and then, Pull the power-lever. SZZZZZZZZZZT! (frickle) (giggle) + As a bonus, you fry that boring 8088 too. + + 16) ..as something to tie to the end of a "just got married" car. + + 17) ..as luggage! You can pack your condoms, toothbrush and whatever + Your "thing" is into one of these. Perfect for those one-nighters. + + 18) ..as a skateboard. Just apply the same rules as on No.1 but + disregard the rope-thing. + + 19) ..for practical jokes. + You can use the XT for about 82 practical jokes. Just think for + a while and you'll be fine. We don't write those here for your + own pleasure/safety. We just let you know that there Are 81 good + practical jokes. + + 20) ...to write dumb-ass textfiles on how to use one. + + + So, with 82 practical jokes and 19 other uses, we + have filled out quote of 101 ways. Stay really cool! + ______________________________________________________________________ + + (!) 1991 THE CHIEF & uXu Productions + ______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-026.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-026.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..67582630 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-026.txt @@ -0,0 +1,229 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ uXu INDEX 28-Oct-91 ] [ By THE CHIEF ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + Phew! I must say that we have really been welcomed by the public out + there. Our first release, only a month ago, have been noticed by a + number of people, (who have responded in different ways but generally + with a big "well done" greeting). Only one have "accused" us for + ripping off one of his works, Wrongly of course. We don't rip off + other people's works, and if we did, we wouldn't copy it straight- + off anyway (I mean, what's the point?!). We produce original files, + with original contents by original authors. No more, no less. + + But lets not be diverted by that, and continue with this great #2 + release! The Short Index will keep growing, containing ALL releases + from uXu. The Long Index will Only contain the latest release + (the size of this file would otherwise be growing fast!). Just to + give you a clue of what's in this 2nd release, I'd like to say it's + our Crazy release. Not much concrete stuff, more of Weirdness. + This is good. Why? you might ask. Well, I'd rather write weird new + stuff than copy others files on Hacking XXX, Phreaking XXX, Carding + XXX or like almost every "new" technical textfiles/rag do today. + Weird is good! Weird is needed to survive today, so keep that + weirdness grow! + + A couple of readers have responded to our search for new members + and contributors, so I hope we will see some of their work in our + next release. We have also managed to get some of the "professional" + writers to consider contributing to uXu, so keep your eyes open + for our next release. + + If You would like to join, contribute, or perhaps let your Board + become a Distribution Site for uXu, check at the end of this file + for boards where I (The Chief) can be reached, and write to me there + for more information. + + + Current Members + + Name Specialities + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + The Chief - Stories, Fun-N-Humor, Manuals, Everything! + The GNN - Terrorism, Anarchy. + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + Current Contributors + + Name Specialities + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Phearless Hacking/Phreaking, Tips/Trix/Advice, Crazy Fun-N-Humor. + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + _________________________________________________________________________ + + I N D E X - Standard Releases 00 - 26 [Aug/Nov 1991] + + + No Title Author Size + ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + [00] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k + [01] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k + [02] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k + [03] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k + [04] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k + [05] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k + [06] The BIG System Vol.1 The Chief 46k + [07] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k + [08] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k + [09] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k + [10] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k + [11] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k + [12] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k + [13] Suicide! The GNN 5k + [14] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k + [15] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k + [16] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k + [17] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k + [18] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k + [19] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k + [20] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k + [21] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k + [22] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k + [23] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k + [24] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k + [25] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k + [26] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k + ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 11 [Aug/Nov 1991] + + + No Title Author Size + ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + [00] Introduktion Till uXu-S, Den Svenska Serien The Chief 4k + [01] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Dark Avenger Computer Sweden 4k + [02] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Sm† Notiser Computer Sweden 8k + [03] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.07 - Sm† Notiser Computer Sweden 5k + [04] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH Hackers Computer Sweden 5k + [05] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH S„kerhet Computer Sweden 5k + [06] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - Sm† Notiser Computer Sweden 7k + [07] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - L”senord Computer Sweden 6k + [08] Datav„rlden 1991 No.41 - Datorst”lder Datav„rlden 7k + [09] Datav„rlden 1991 No.41 - Smarta Kort Datav„rlden 5k + [10] Radio P1 'Kanalen' - CCC Kanalen 15k + [11] Blandade Tidningar - Sm† Notiser SvD,ID mm 6k + ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + uXu - Description Index + Standard Releases + + ^ + / \ + / \ + /\ /\ + / \ / \ Underground eXperts United +< uXu > Release Update #2 + \ / \ / October 28th, 1991 + \/ \/ + \ / + \ / + v + +October November October November October November Releases 1991: + +016: "Preventing a Murder" by The Chief. You think you've had bad days? +I don't think so. Just check this file out, written as it's happening, +making the most calm person want to kill someone. The system really can +crack you up. There's a limit on how much one can take. + +017: "How To Cause Panic" by Phearless. Take this first release from +our first contributor with you to those crowded places when you want to +cause some major panic. You heard of those English football riots? This +will learn you some tricks on how to 'match' that. + +018: "Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics" by The Chief. Public Enemy's +brand new album is so good, we decided to spread the lyrics. Everyone +should read these great texts. A true Mastermind (Chuck D) at work! +Also, buy the album! It's worth every cent! + +019: "OOOOoooo!" by The Chief. Have you ever wondered where the +expression "OOOOoooo!" came from? What caused it to be so popular among +the male population of a planet? This will answer your questions in a +very surprising and revealing way. Don't leave home without it! + +020: "How To Shrink a Head" by The GNN. This, hmm, individual, our +anarchy/terrorism expert, The GNN really works hard to get you new ideas +for your priceless head collection. This file will even make it easier +for you to store your collection in safer places! + +021: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06" by The Chief. The SCO Xenix +System V Tutorial Part 3! Yes, the chapter you've been waiting for. +Including security and user accounts. Also, in the standard 'Recommended' +section we have some brain-damaging Drinks for you to try out, and in +the End Comments, we talk about views on the 'new' Phrack Issues. + +022: "How To Kill an 'Elite' (in rhymes)" by The Chief. Just put that +N.W.A "Niggaz4Life" on your player and sing along with The Chief. He +describes a way to end a so-called 'Elite' the truly nasty way. Parental +Advisory, Explicit Lyrics. + +023: "Castle Chronicles Chapter One" by The Chief. The Chief is back +with yet another fiction story, filled with self-admiration, humor and +lack of meaning in every way. Read about Steve Castle's hard trials, +trying to solve "The Man & No Man" Case in a 2x2 meter basement. +(don't worry, The Chief will be back with The BIG System in Release 3) + +024: "Your Mini Guide To Master The Art of Chaos" by Phearless. What's +the difference between Panic and Chaos? Phearless lets you in on the +secret, as well as giving you some very useful advice and tips on how +to start your own private hell for others. + +025: "101 Uses For The "Tower of Power"" by The Chief. Do you still +have that old XT in the basement or in the cupboard under the dirty +laundry? Dig it up! It can be used for 101 different things! Yes, how +fantastic that may seem, this file will let you know how. + +026: "uXu Index #2" by The Chief. The second index for those nice +uXu files. This second index includes all uXu releases in the Short +format, and the 11 new files in the Long format, as well as comments +by The Chief about what's happened since the last release, the member +and contributor lists, and as always, an updated list of boards where +to contact us. + + + [#26 also includes an Index for the uXu-S series] + + ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + Also call these fine boards: + + Info Addict -uXu Home- +46-###-#### (Sweden) + Demon Roach Underground (806)794-4362 + Condemned Reality (618)397-7702 + Lunatic Labs (213)655-0691 + Balanced pH (818)783-5320 + + + Changed since last time: + + Land Of Karrus (215)###-#### (Down) + + _________________________________________________________________________ + _________________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-027.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-027.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..13358f38 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-027.txt @@ -0,0 +1,106 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ## + + [The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + THE TEN MOST WANTED BY INTERPOL + by THE GNN/DC/uXu + + + This is a list of the most wanted people made by Interpol 1991. The list + is in no kind of order or ranking. All of them are guilty to killing or + fraud (with incredible amounts of money) or even worse. + + +1) LUIS ROSADO, 41: + + Wanted in the states for terrorism, blackmail and armed robbery. + Well known for placing several bombs in official buildings in N.Y, + New Years Eve 1982. + +2) FRANCIS EDWARD TERPIL, 52: + + Wanted in the states for dealing weapons to PLO, Libya and + Idi Amin. Fired from CIA 1971. His other business has been + letter bombs, special guns for assassins and advanced training + for terrorists. + +3) TOM J. BILLMAN, 51: + + Wanted for blackmail and fraud. Hunted all over the world and + traced in Spain 1989. Escaped. + +4) SALVATORE GRECO, 64: + + Wanted in Italy for murder and drug dealing. Member of the mafia. + Told to have been the Corleone family ambassador in USA. + +5) ILICH RAMIREZ-SANCHES, 41: + + The famous terrorist "Jackal". Born in Venezuela. Wanted in Germany + for murder, taking hostages and blackmail. Involved in many + well known terrorist attacks: The kidnapping of several OPEC ministers + in Wien 1975 and the attack against the airport in Tel Aviv 1972 which + killed 25 people. Also connected to the murder of 11 israeli sportsmen + at the Olympic Games in Munich 1972. + +6) IZCHAK SCHWARZ, 63: + + A strange man. Wanted in Italy for grand larceny but the italian + police doesn't want to tell any details about his crimes. + +7) YASAR AVNI MUSULLULU, 49: + + Wanted by the turkish and italian police for weapon and drug dealing. + Have sold weapons to many terrorist groups and his name is well known + in the drug business. + +8) ARNOLDO RODRIGUEZ-BEECHE, 53: + + Wanted in the states and Spain for fraud. Probably in involved + in several cases concerning billions of money. + +9) ALOIS BRUNNER, 79: + + One of the worst nazis in the second world war. Described as "the + most cold killer since Eichmann" in the Nurnberg trials. He was the + one responsible for the death of 200 children in Auschwitz, july 1944. + Have worked for the Syria intelligence. Have survived four letter bombs, + which has taken four fingers and one eye. + +10) SALVATORE RIINA, 61: + + Wanted in Italy for many different crimes. He is guilty to murder + and drug dealing. Probably the richest criminal in Italy. + + + + + //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT, Home Of Underground eXperts United - +46 ### #### + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + _______________________________________________________________________ + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-028.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-028.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..ec302594 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-028.txt @@ -0,0 +1,305 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ The BIG System Vol.2 ] [ By The Chief ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + ######## ## ## ######## + ## ## ## ## + ## ######## ##### + ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ######## + + ########## ########## ########## + ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## #### + ########## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ## + ########## ########## ########## + + ######## ## ## ######## ######## ######## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ## ## ### ### + ######## #### ######## ## #### ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## + ######## ## ######## ## ######## ## ## + + +-*-*-*- CHAPTERS 11 THROUGH 15 - VOL.2, VERSION 1 - THE REAL VERSION! -*-*-*- + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + CHAPTERS 11 THROUGH 15 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + 11.....Andromeda 22 + 12.....Easy school + 13.....2 Computers, all in one + 14.....Beach Party Panic + 15.....The Meeting + +_______________________________________________________________________________ +CHAPTER ELEVEN CHAPTER ELEVEN +__________________________________ANDROMEDA 22_________________________________ + + + Andromeda 22 was seen as a glowing ball of fire after it's sudden + and unexplainable appearance to the surprise of Earth's astronomers + and scientists. + + You could barely see it as a small red spot with your eyes, but + through Earth's best observatory on the island of Lunai, not far + from Hawaii, it could be observed with careful and powerful + strength. + + The Soviet republic and the United States of America had been + cooperating with space exploration for a long time, to reach + further together without unnecessary and often dangerous + competition. + + When the space station SATCON 7 was built, the cooperation became + stronger than before. Seven Americans and nine Soviets now worked + together on the station, placed near one of Jupiter's many moons, + IO. + + Steve Spingleman was one of the astronomers and scientists who now + had gathered at the observatory to, if not exchange theories about + A-22, to start a cooperation to get much closer to it. + + China was the nation that had a space station closest to A-22, + right between the planet and Earth. The station, ZUR, wasn't manned + but was built to handle a crew of five. The distance was a major + factor. Journeys from the Earth to the station, whichever it would + be, would demand large amounts of money in transportation and + communication. If ZUR was to be used, the costs were cut to half + comparing to if they were to use SATCON 7, because it was placed on + the other side of A-22, between A-22 and Jupiter. + + Communication was the second most important factor. If you could + cut the distance in half, you also cut the delay in time in half. + The delay was a major problem when working with these incredible + distances. Of course plasma energy was used which almost reached + lightspeed, but the delay could still be about two hours if they + used SATCON 7 instead of just one hour or less with ZUR. + + + The third factor was the crew. China had many of Earth's best + astronomers, but ZUR could only take five persons. SATCON 7 took + fifteen... + +_______________________________________________________________________________ +CHAPTER TWELVE CHAPTER TWELVE +__________________________________EASY SCHOOL__________________________________ + + Fifteen minutes after I had put the phone down the error-test of + The Metro was complete. Through my home-built error-checking system + I found a small but not harmless fault. A quick change of the + vacuum-freezed number generator that handled the identification- + process with XX EXPRESS modems and everything seemed to work + all right. + + A quick look at the watch told me that I wouldn't be able to try + The Metro the same day. "School" was about to start and with it an + essay which I'd forgotten. The subject was "Computer fear in the + 20th century". Info Addict was bound to have what I was looking for, + so I called it up and started to go through the massive bank of + information. + + Computer Anarchists, Computers & Cooking, Computer Evacuations, ah, + Computer Fear! A large file of 150 pages plus thirteen other files + covering subjects not close, but close enough to Computer fear. + + I lazered them over and copied a little bit of each file into one, + made a few changes and ended up with an 80-page essay in six + minutes. Sure, it wasn't very honest, but when everything's already + written, and is accessible, why bother to write it again? You get + my point? Well, I fed my essay into the school-drome and got the + result 10 seconds later with an "A". The "School" took about two + hours, then it was time for dinner and after that, the beach party. + No, I hadn't forgot about Megan. That was exactly what I was + thinking about. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ +CHAPTER THIRTEEN CHAPTER THIRTEEN +___________________________2 COMPUTERS, ALL IN ONE_____________________________ + + Spingleman's assignment was to build the computer that would handle + the journey, most of the observations and even be able to handle + the whole operation itself if it was necessary, but the time-delay + factor made it almost impossible, but only "almost". The computer + would need instructions from Earth and quick decisions was crucial, + the slightest mistake could ruin the operation. Human assistance + would therefor take care of that problem. + + Spingleman could stake all his knowledge on that the computer would + manage all predictable and unpredictable situations even without + human help, but everyone didn't share his trust in computers, so + they decided on human assistance as a "safety net". + + When Spingleman had been contacted by the WSA three weeks ago, he + had been working on the GCEC project, but had to drop that for the + new computer. Now three weeks later, his standard prototype, + connected with a couple of XX EXPRESS modems to the telephone net + back home had been upgraded so it contained both projects. His + customers were delighted to try out not one, but two new computers + at the same time, adding their wants and needs to their lists from + both computers. + + Of course, this was only known to himself and his customers, + because no-one else had access to the prototype, or at least SHOULD + have access to it. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ +CHAPTER FOURTEEN CHAPTER FOURTEEN +_______________________________BEACH PARTY PANIC_______________________________ + + Dinner was quickly finished and it was time to walk down to the + beach and the party. It had started about an hour ago, but would + surely last the whole night so I didn't need to hurry, and.. then + it was that thing with Megan.. + + Ten minutes later I was at the beach with a large drink in my hand. + I noticed my sister and her friends but not Megan. Maybe she'd been + held-up and couldn't come? Well, I managed to find a couple of my + friends and sat down to talk a bit. It was Rob (Robert, who shared + my interest in computers), Patrick, generally called The Professor + because he could always come up with the most unusual and hard-to- + get facts just like he had added another 20-Terrabyte HD to his + brain. Then there was Mimi, whom I had grown up with and her friend + Marcelline who I didn't know too well. + + We sat there and talked about everything. The party, the latest + rumors, well, whatever came up. After a while we needed some new + drinks, so we decided to walk around and see what was happening on + the beach. A couple of bands played and we stayed for a moment to + listen, and then started to walk towards the big fireplace. + + And then, I ran into Megan... + +_______________________________________________________________________________ +CHAPTER FIFTEEN CHAPTER FIFTEEN +__________________________________THE MEETING__________________________________ + + Right after the end of the meeting, the very impatient Dr Spingleman + was called to the WSA presidential's office. His office, placed at + the top of the magnificent SPACE COMMISSION building was The largest + office in the whole building, because it covered the complete top. + + The building was described as a 220 meter high black building, made + of the material found on the Moon a couple of years earlier. The + material, called 'Lunar' was the latest word in strength and it + didn't reflect any light. The sunlight that hit the building was + absorbed and converted into pure energy. The building therefor + didn't need outside sources to get light, heat, or power for it's + massive amount of electronics. It was a magnificent sight. + + Big black doors (in the 3m class) opened when the guard received the + word to let Spingleman in. Behind the doors, a man sat with his back + turned against Spingleman in a big black chair. The man seemed to + enjoy a good cigar of the latest artificial tobacco-free brands. + + When Spingleman got closer he recognized the worried look of his old + friend, staring out a big black window, and seemed to be far away. + + - Frank?, Spingleman said clearing his throat. + + - Steve! I'm glad you could make it. Sit down, sit down. + + Frank Stechnykov's troubled look vanished, replaced by warmth and + frankness. + + - It must have been..., Stechnykov hesitated, 10 years? Well, time + really flies! + + - No no, Steve said making himself comfortable in a big black chair, + it'll be 15 years next year, but you're still the same. The only + change I notice is that round... + + - Hahaha, Stechnykov thundered, You know Jeanie's food is unresistable. + It's really good to see you again Steve, he said and commented + Spinglemans beard with just as much irony. + + After they'd covered what had happened the last 15 years, Stechnykov + started to come to the reason why Spingleman hadn't been cleared to + attend the meeting earlier that day. + + - China wants to do research by themselves, and have no intentions to + let us in on it or to cooperate. He puffed a few rings of smoke before + he continued. The Operation must therefor be run from SATCON 7, as you + already know, which makes the whole thing much more complicated, plus + the competition that surely will be dangerous. It isn't just the + increased distance... + + Stechnykov had that worried look again. He raised from his chair and + pressed a black button on his desk. Spingleman's chair rotated 90 + degrees, facing a big black wall. Stechnykov went up to the wall and + turned to Spingleman. + + - What you're about to see is classified and has top priority in + top security issues. This is, as you will see, a very delicate + situation. Everything said in this room from now on must stay here. + + Spingleman nodded and Stechnykov pressed another black button. The + room was now totally black. Big black shutters covered the windows + and not a shred of light could enter the room. A big CCVS Screen + (Computer Crystal VideoScreen) lit up with a picture of SATCON 7. + A voice started to tell the story. + +_______________________________________________________________________________ + END OF THE BIG SYSTEM - VOL.2 - VERSION 1 +_______________________________________________________________________________ + + + Even more Questions, & more Questions + ------------------------------------- + + * What the hell is going on? + + * What about that BIG system? + + * Why didn't we get some answers about Marielle? + + * What happens with Megan? + + * Can you eat it? + + * Smoke it? + + * What is the number to Info Addict? + + * Is this going to be another Space story? + + * No sign of the missing Engineers? + + * Why is Public Enemy simply The Best? + + We can answer the last one right now: Because! + + Get the next Volume of The BIG System, and you'll will have the answers! + ONLY from uXu - Underground eXperts United! + + _________________________________________________________________________ + _________________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-029.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-029.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..746bc65e --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-029.txt @@ -0,0 +1,79 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ Information Terrorism ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + INFORMATION TERRORISM (AT SCHOOL) + by THE GNN/DC/uXu + + + This is a joke that's completely without meaning. + + Well...I'm a sick person. + + +If you are still in school you know that you receive brown envelopes +now and then, from the library or the headmaster, containing info about +blah and blah? + +One day me and my friend sneaked into the library at school and found +a bunch of envelopes with a nice "library" text on it. Well...what do +you think our sick minds did? + +We wrote the names of all people in our class on the envelopes. Then we +copied a DISGUSTING picture of a sado-macho act on the same amount +of papers and placed in the envelopes. + +Then we just placed the bunch in our teachers public mailbox at school +with a note saying "Hello. Here's some info from the library about +our new books and rules etc etc etc". + +What happened? The next day we entered the classroom and sat down to +begin some math. Our teacher looks at us and says "Well. This was +placed in my box yesterday. Roger, please?". And little Roger takes +the bunch and gives them to the class. + +I must say that I almost laughed my brain away when I saw the face +of our dear mates when they opened the envelopes and saw...HA HA HA! +There was some major chaos when the teacher discovered it! + +------------------------------------------------------------------------ + +Yeah, yeah. So this is a fun joke but it can be used for cool terror if +you hate someone at school. Make letters saying "This is the headmaster +speaking...I must quit the job since i'm infected with AIDS...". + +Use you imagination! With the right words, you can make the whole class +go to hell if some in high position speaks... + +------------------------------------------------------------------------ + + + /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT - Home Of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + _______________________________________________________________________ + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-030.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-030.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..bc0f646a --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-030.txt @@ -0,0 +1,289 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ## ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells ] [ By Mister Monochrome ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + Well folks, here's some more song lyrics from uXu courtesy of Mister + Monochrome. You can guarantee I'll be writing more metal lyrics for uXu + along the lines of Carcass, Morbid Angel, Deicide, Napalm Death, etc. + Oh well, enough rambling... Shall we begin? + + Unleashed is: + + Johnny (Hedlund) - Vocals, Bass + Fredrik (?) - Guitars + Anders (?) - Drums + Tomas (?) - Guitars + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +SIDE 1 - SIDE 2 - + +1] WHERE NO LIFE DWELLS 6] INTO GLORY RIDE +2] DEAD FOREVER 7] ...AND THE LAUGHTER HAS DIED +3] BEFORE THE CREATION OF TIME 8] UNLEASHED +4] FOR THEY SHALL BE SLAIN 9] VIOLENT ECSTACY +5] IF THEY HAD EYES 10] WHERE LIFE ENDS + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +WHERE NO LIFE DWELLS +==================== + +(Instrumental) + + +DEAD FOREVER +============ +(Music & Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Sep. '90) + +I detest your sanity +You're blinded by the light +Empty eyes of suffering +Get out of my life.....life +Take my hand and ride with me +Into the dark +I am the asexual +Tear out your heart.....heart +...Slow +Frightened by shadows +...You hide away +So weak in mind +...You fade away +Now your mind is dead forever +All left behind +Come to shake my hand again +Bow down and die! +Born to walk alone forever +I shall remain +Suffer now my child and see +I am insane!.....Insane + + +BEFORE THE CREATION OF TIME +=========================== +(Music & Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Jan. '91) + +Before the creation of time +When nothingness was all +And a fiery stars' implosion +Caused the universe to fall +Worlds in utter chaos and plague +Were doomed to die at last +Vanished in the blackest void +A recreation of the past +Before the creation of time +When emptyness was all +Utter darkness enlights the way +To the surrounding walls +Journey through what mustn't be seen +To where no life dwells +Wisdom of the first creation +No one shall live to tell +Before the creation of time +When nothingness was all +And a blazing stars' implosion +Caused the universe to fall +Memories of a frozen time beyond +There's nothing left to show +A new creation soon to be Unleashed +In the shadowed depths valleys below +Goodbye mother earth... + + +FOR THEY SHALL BE SLAIN +======================= +(Music & Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Nov. '90) + +Cursed are the lambs of god +For they shall be bled - +Whiter than the whitest snow +Christ is dead +Ancient lies - time to die +Cursed are the slaves of Islam +For they shall be slain +Religion of the lowest minds +Allah is dead +Ancient lies - time to die +Eternally their eyes shall bleed +For they shall be torn out +Vassals of a blind belief +Ancient dead +Ancient lies - time to die + + +IF THEY HAD EYES (The Watchers of the Earth) +================ + +If they had eyes +All they would have witnessed +Creature from the sea +Neanderthal to be... +Man has conquered athra +And to all the gods he gave birth +Though mountains of the dead +Are the watchers of the earth... +...High above the clouds +...Standing tall in might +...Darkness surrounds +...The mountain side +If they had eyes +All they would have witnessed +Creature from the sea +Evil men to be... + + +THE DARK ONE +============ +(Music & Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Dec. '89) + +Stalking through the utter dark +Evil eyes glow in the distance +Prepared for a battle in rage +The end for the cruel adventurer +Blow to side - strike through eye +A battle-ax weilds to charge +And seperates head from body +Darkest blood flowing free +My eyes are filled with pleasure +Blow to side - strike through eye +A hunt for an ancient treasure +No herbs to restore his life +To die by an orchish arrow +Victorious the olog-hai +Slow you'll die - the dark one smiles + + +INTO GLORY RIDE +=============== +(Music & Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Oct. '90) + +Once upon +An evil time +Up in the north +Mighty men +Fought and died +By the sword +...Onward into glory ride +Into battle +Sign of the hammer +Be my guide +Standing proud +In victory +Into glory ride +...Onward into glory ride +To Birka we sail (Birch Island) +And celebrate +Hail Thor +And the fallen +Join with Odin +At slain hall (Valhalla) +...Onward into glory ride + + +...AND THE LAUGHTER HAS DIED +============================ +(Music & Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Dec. '90) + +Man of fashions flow - die +Time has come to say - goodbye +We spit on your - grave +Slay all in sight - rage +All their power's gone +A battle we have won +No more trust to them +This is the end +So is the utterdark - revenge +And now the laughter has - died + + +UNLEASHED +========= +(Music by Johnny Hedlund, Apr. '90) +(Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Nov. '90) + +When they bring us holy water +We'll tear 'em down to the core +The cross of weakness burns to ashes +And Jesus Christ is no more +This is the way - we're unleashed +So they named us evil men +Evil minded yes we are +Living proud by the law of nature +By the hammer into war +This is the way - we're unleashed +...Join our side and we'll crush the enemy +When they bring us holy water +We'll tear 'em down to the core +The cross of weakness burns to ashes +And Jesus Christ is no more +Tsirhcitna - he's unleashed +...Beware... + + +VIOLENT ECSTACY +=============== +(Music & Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Feb. '90) + +I - am my own god and master +No one - will take my soul away +I - will rise in stern invasion +Die - the enemy I slay +Choose side, follow mine - take his fuckin' life +I - will enter no path of decay +Stabbing the dagger in their eye +I - will tear 'em down, for all to see +My revenge of all the false in mind +Choose side, follow mine - take his fuckin' life +I will set it free +Violent ecstacy +I will set it free +Violent ecstacy +I - am my own god and master +No one - will take my soul away +I - will rise in stern invasion +Die - the enemy I slay +Choose side, follow mine - take his fuckin' life + + +WHERE LIFE ENDS +=============== +(Music & Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Jul. '90) + +(Instrumental) + + +Recorded at the Woodhouse Studios in Dortmund, Germany +in April 1991 +Produced by Waldemar Sarychta +Engineered by Siggi Bemm +Executive Producer: Robery Kampf +Photography [no, you don't have the cover] by Jens Schmidt + +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Copyanytime (C) Underground eXperts United, 1991 +Copymorethanonce (C) Mister Monochrome, 1991 + + _______________________________________________________________________ + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-031.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-031.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..1f15acf0 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-031.txt @@ -0,0 +1,102 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## # ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ###### + + [ The Truth ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + THE TRUTH + by THE GNN/DC/uXu + + +Note: I take no responsibility. + If you are offended by this, + you are probably a part of THE LIE. + + + HEY! + +Hey, You little jerk who read this! Why have You downloaded this file? Did +You expect to find recipes how-to-build-something that goes boooOom? +Or a text who describes how-to kill someone? Or anything else? + + You ARE WRONG! + +I hate You lamebrains who read and write files but never live as You learn! +You all say that You are terrorists and anarchist but have You got any +proof? Do You despite the system? Do You kick on lying police men? + + ARE You A LIE? + +Yes-You-Are! You claim to hate everything but the truth is that You obey +the law all the time! You are no rebel! It's easy for You to write and +describe but in the real world You are NOTHING! You are lying! + + HAVE You GOT WHAT IT TAKES? + +No You haven't! "Kill people!" "Maim People!" "Blow the society to hell!". +Big words. Less result! The word "revolution" means nothing to You. You +got Your car, dog and wife. Spin that wheel... + + WHERE TO NEXT? + +The police knocks at Your door. "Can I help You" +You drop a pen on the floor in front of Your boss. "Oh, I'm sorry" +The lawyer says that You are fined five dollar. "Good!" + + THE REVOLUTION + +We are the revolution of the future. But no revolution can exist without +belief. Who will do the work? You or THEM? We or THEM? Them or THEM? +WHERE ARE You? WHO ARE You? + + NOTHING AT ALL. + + + Why? + + + AND THE REST? + +You listen to the rap on the radio and think "Cool rebels!". You say +to Your friends "hey, cool rebels those niggaz!". You think "Isn't +it good with a small revolution now and then?" + + You ARE NOTHING! + +You will never scare anyone. But You think You are a anarchist in Your +dreams! You KNOW how-to build a bomb. You KNOW in theory how to kill +a man with Your bare hands! BUT WHERE IS THE PRACTISE? WHERE IS THE +RESULT OF THE WORDS? + + + + + + NOWHERE! + + AM I RIGHT? + + + _______________________________________________________________________ + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-032.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-032.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..9f48bcaf --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-032.txt @@ -0,0 +1,207 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ Castle Chronicles Chapter Two ] [ By The Chief ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + ###### ###### ###### ###### ## ###### + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## + ## ###### ###### ## ## #### + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## + ###### ## ## ###### ## ###### ###### + + ###### ## ## ###### ###### ## ## ## ###### ## ###### ###### + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ### ## ## ## ## ## ## + ## ###### ###### ## ## ## ### ## ## ## #### ###### + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## + ###### ## ## ## ## ###### ## ## ## ###### ###### ###### ###### + + METAPHORICAL FRAGMENTS FROM A CRAMMED MERCEDES BENZ + + CHAPTER TWO + + + When Castle opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was the now semi- + half but not completely naked woman sitting right in front of him holding + the last piece of slimey pizza. + + "Want some?" she asked, holding it right under his nose. + + "No thanks" Castle replied, "I had a steady lunch already. But Thank + You anyway." + + "Suit yourself.", she said and sucked up the piece with a large + SCHWOOOPSHH. + + Castle now noticed how he moved side to side, back and forward without + doing anything. Either I'm drunk as hell, or I am on a ship, he thought + out loud. Brown and Steinberg looked at each other and let out some small + sounds that, to Castle, sounded like laughter. + + "No, Mr Castle, you're in my brand new Mercedes Benz", Brown said with + a smile on his face. "We're heading for Dartroom just like you told us + before you.. ehm, passed out." + + Castle couldn't remember he had said anything about Dartroom, in fact, + he couldn't remember anything except the semi-half naked woman, who now + was completely naked, he noticed. She stood on her knees with her head + out of one of the car's windows and let the wind dry her slimey hair. + Castle couldn't see anything but her very round and inviting ass about + twenty centimeters from his face. + + "How come this woman always is naked?", Castle asked Brown. + + "That's part of my job", he replied. "You see, I'm a 'Very Pretty & Nude + Women Behaviour' Doctor, and it is my job to find out how women react on + being completely, or semi-half naked. I put them in different situations + (or course without any clothes) and study them, Veeeery closely. Ah, so + you didn't know?" he asked Castle with a surprised look on his face. + + "No." + + "Ah, then I can understand your strange behaviour, I mean passing out + and all that. It's a good job you know..." + + "I can believe THAT.", Castle said without taking his eyes off the + now moving part of the woman in front of him. He couldn't but notice + now that he was himself again, that he was lying in the back seat of + a Mercedes Benz with his head on one of the back-doors, and the woman + was standing with one knee on each side of the seat, right above him, + STILL with that now increasingly inviting round, moving, beautiful ass + and an arched back. I guess I don't have to say that Castle couldn't + think of a better place to be at that moment. (also worth to note is + that how amazing it may sound, all the slime was gone from her hair.) + + "How much are you paid to do this.. 'job'", Castle asked briefly. + + "Don't breath so much hot air on my naked body", the woman complained. + + "Oh, sorry.", Castle replied. + + "Hey, no 'S's please, the hot air makes me feel... ummm". She moved + back and forth, arching her back even more. + + Castle tried to say something, but Brown started to talk about how + much money he made. Castle didn't hear a word, because the woman had + now shut the window, and turned around face to face with Castle. + + "Maybe this window is better?" she said to herself, and opened the + window behind Castle's head and stuck her head out. Castle's position + was now such that her pointy, firm tits were just five centimeters + from his eyes, and her arched body right above his. He could smell her + body, and his hands were almost uncontrollable. + + "5 grand on..." Brown was still speaking, and Steinberg was listening + and commented a little here and there, with "Aha" or "Really?" and so on. + + Castles hands were now holding the woman's arched back, caressing it + back and forward, all the way down her round, peach-shaped ass and up + to her shoulders. + + "That feels great..", she managed to say in between the "Aaah"'s and + "Mmmm"'s. She lowered her upper body until one of her tits touched + Castle's lips, moving it over his face with a hard nipple. + + Suddenly Brown hit the breaks. Castle and the woman hit the car floor. + + "We're here!", Brown shouted. "Everybody out." + + Dartroom, the most unfriendly and dangerous bar in the western part + of the city stood there, as it always did, black and scattered with + spray-painted slogans, logos and miscellaneous other messages. Brown + was fascinated. This was just like "in the movies", he thought as he + headed for the door where a sign said 'Restricted Area'. Suddenly Castle + remembered what he had said before passing out. + + "Bathroom! I said B-A-T-H-R-O-O-M, not Dartroom, you FOOL!" + + Brown and Steinberg looked at each other, and went through the door. + They were expected. Expected by the unbelievable smell that hit them + instantly. + + "Ouch!" Brown shrieked. + + "Hey!" Steinberg shouted. + + "Man, that's what I call odour! Yeachh!" Brown managed to let out + before finding himself with his face to the floor, and a very nasty + floor it was. + + "Blueergh! This floor really taste like old tires!" + + "Let me take a bite here.." Steinberg sat down. "Hmmm. Aha. Uhu, well.. + yes.. You're right. It does taste like old tires! But lets go inside, + shall we? After you.." Steinberg pushed Brown through the inner doors. + + Castle, Steinberg and the beautiful woman listened carefully, but they + couldn't hear a sound, except small 'peep's from the rats somewhere + behind a large pile of boxes. + + "Guess it's safe to enter then." Castle said, and opened the inner door. + + The incredibly loud music they let out by opening the sound-proof door + smashed the windows on the fifteen closest buildings and cars, as well + as sending a shock-wave through the city that started a tornado, which + killed 20.000 football-fans watching the superbowl at a nearby arena. + + "HERE! YOU NEED THESE!!" Brown shouted holding three pairs of ear-plugs. + + "AND SHUT THAT DAMNED DOOR!!!" a huge man shouted at them. + + As soon as Castle had closed the door, the music was gone. He looked + surprised at the huge man, with a sort-of-a questioning expression. + + "Sure, like you didn't know we have our reputation to think of. This is + SUPPOSED to be the loudest, dirtiest, worst, most unfriendly and remote + bar in the city, but it isn't. We just use that reputation to keep such + people away. You see, they just don't dare to come here. Neat eh?" + + They all looked around, only to find a large concert hall. Slow, soft + music reached their ears from a little jukebox in a corner. In the middle + of the hall, all chairs had been removed, only to make room for a big + bingo-screen. About 30 old men and women sat around it, and sometimes + a soft "Here" or "yes" was heard. The huge man introduced himself as the + owner of this "last utopia" for bingo-addicts, and made sure each one of + them got a seat (and of course a "Dartroom" t-shirt, pen-set, sports-bag, + fingernail and mug, compliments of the management.) + + "So.." he started, "You're looking for the Mysterious man that disappeared + in the shoe-store, no?" + + Everyone in the room looked at each other... + + ______________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________ + + Watch out for the next chapter of the Castle Chronicles! + It will be Even More revealing than this one! + + ONLY from The Underground eXperts United! + + (!) 1991 THE CHIEF & uXu Productions + + ______________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________ + diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-033.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-033.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..e85de2ae --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-033.txt @@ -0,0 +1,2463 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ uXu Follow-Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS ] [ By The Chief ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + *** SPECIAL ISSUE *** + + uXu Follow-Up #1 - Dr. Ripco and Ripco BBS + + + + NOTE: Excerpts from various sources like CuD (Computer Underground Digest), + Dr. Ripco, Bulletins and messages are in their genuine state. No changes + or alterations of the material has been made. However, various sections + that did not cover Dr. Ripco, Ripco BBS or Operation Sun Devil have been + edited out and are marked with for your comfort and understanding. + + Also note that the views presented are individual, and do not necessarily + represent the views of uXu, or the Computer Underground as a whole. + + This special issue starts with an in-depth view of Operation Sun Devil, + to get you, the reader, to understand what really happened, and to explain + the following special section about Ripco BBS and Dr. Ripco's views on + what happened to him. + + + Introduction + + As you might know, Dr. Ripco, the SysOp of ex-BBS Ripco (now Ripco ][) +was a victim of the (still running?) Operation Sun Devil, conducted by the FBI +which the 8th of May 1990 raged through the United States of America. Briefly, +the Moderators of Computer Underground Digest described the initiation of the +operation like this; + + + + +----------------------------------start here----------------------------------- + +File 1: Moderators' Corner +---------- +Operation Sun Devil +----------- + +Operation Sun Devil, another phase in the crackdown against the computer +underground, was begun May 8 (See this issue, Files 3 and 4). At least 28 +search warrants were served, and a number of arrests have resulted, +although not all directly related to the May 8 operation. Judging from +comments we have received, people are either quite angry about it or highly +supportive of it. + +------------------------------------end here----------------------------------- + + + Computer Underground Digest is (known to me) the best source available +when it comes to the CU and legal issues. News are presented from people +around the world, and becomes very interesting discussion topics. Many +people, ranging from attorneys to normal computer users express their views, +discuss various subjects, and if possible, explain things hard to understand. +CuD covered (and cover) Operation Sun Devil very thoroughly with press- +releases from the papers as well as the Secret Service when it all started; + + + + + +---------------------------------start here------------------------------------ + + + U.S. Department of Justice + United States Attorney + District of Arizona +-------------------------------------------------------------------- + + 4000 United States Courthouse + Phoenix, Arizona 82505 + 602-379-3011 /FTS/261-3011 + + + PRESS RELEASE + + +FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: CONTACT: Wendy Harnagel +Wednesday, May 9, 1990 United States Attorney's Office + (602) 379-3011 + + +PHOENIX--Stephen M. McNamee, United States Attorney for the District of +Arizona, Robert K. Corbin, Attorney General for the state of Arizona, and +Henry R. Potosky, Acting Special Agent in Charge of the United States +Secret Service Office in Phoenix, today announced that approximately +twenty-seven search warrants were executed on Monday and Tuesday, May 7 and +8, 1990, in various cities across the nation by 150 Secret Service agents +along with state and local law enforcement officials. The warrants were +issued as a part of Operation Sundevil, which was a two year investigation +into alleged illegal computer hacking activities. + +The United States Secret Service, in cooperation with the United States +Attorney's Office, and the Attorney General for the State of Arizona, +established an operation utilizing sophisticated investigative techniques, +targeting computer hackers who were alleged to have trafficked in and abuse +stolen credit card numbers, unauthorized long distance dialing codes, and +who conduct unauthorized access and damage to computers. While the total +amount of losses cannot be calculated at this time, it is + (MORE) +estimated that the losses may run into the millions of dollars. For +example, the unauthorized accessing of long distance telephone cards have +resulted in uncollectible charges. The same is true of the use of stolen +credit card numbers. Individuals are able to utilize the charge accounts to +purchase items for which no payment is made. + +Federal search warrants were executed in the following cities: + + Chicago, IL + Cincinnati, OH + Detroit, MI + Los Angeles, CA + Miami, FL + Newark, NJ + New York, NY + Phoenix, AZ + Pittsburgh, PA + Plano, TX + Richmond, VA + San Diego, CA + San Jose, CA + +Unlawful computer hacking imperils the health and welfare of individuals, +corporations and government agencies in the United States who rely on +computers and telephones to communicate. + +Technical and expert assistance was provided to the United States Secret +Service by telecommunication companies including Pac Bel, AT&T, Bellcore, +Bell South, MCI, U.S. Sprint, Mid-American, Southwestern Bell, NYNEX, U.S. +West, and by the many corporate victims. All are to be commended for their +efforts in researching intrusions and documenting losses. + +McNamee and Corbin expressed concern that the improper and alleged illegal +use of computers may become the White Collar crime of the + (MORE) +1990's. McNamee and Corbin reiterated that the state and federal government +will vigorously pursue criminal violations of statutes under their +jurisdiction. Three individuals were arrested yesterday in other +jurisdictions on collateral or independent state charges. The +investigations surrounding the activities of Operation Sundevil are +continuing. + +The investigations are being conducted by agents of the United States +Secret Service and Assistant United States Attorney Tim Holtzen, District +of Arizona, and Assistant Arizona Attorney General Gail Thackery. + + END STORY + + +------------------------secret service press release--------------------------- + + + Assistant Director Garry M. Jenkins' Prepared Remarks + + Operation Sun Devil + + +Today, the Secret Service is sending a clear message to those computer +hackers who have decided to violate the laws of this nation in the mistaken +belief that they can successfully avoid detection by hiding behind the +relative anonymity of their computer terminals. + +In 1984, Congress enacted the Comprehensive Crime Control Act which +prohibits, among other things, credit card fraud and computer fraud. Since +1984, the Secret Service has been aggressively enforcing these laws and has +made over 9,000 arrests nationwide. + +Recently we have witnessed an alarming number of young people who, for a +variety of sociological and psychological reasons, have become attached to +their computers and are exploiting thier potential in a criminal manner. +Often, a progression of criminal activity occurs which involves +telecommunications fraud (free long distance phone calls), unauthorized +access to other computers (whether for profit, fascination, ego, or the +intellectual challenge), credit card fraud (cash advances and unauthorized +purchases of goods), and then move on to other destructive activities like +computer viruses. + +Some computer abusers form close associations with other people having +similar interests. Underground groups have been formed for the purpose of +exchanging information relevant to their criminal activities. These groups +often communicate with each other through message systems between computers +called "bulletin boards." + +Operation Sun Devil was an investigation of potential computer fraud +conducted over a two-year period with the use of sophisticated +investigative techniques. + +This investigation exemplifies the commitment and extensive cooperation +between federal, state and local law enforcement agencies and private +governmental industries which have been targeted by computer criminals. + +While state and local law enforcement agencies successfully investigate and +prosecute technological crimes in specific geographical locations, federal +intervention is clearly called for when the nature of these crimes becomes +interstate and international. + + (PAGE 1) + +On May 8, 1990, over 150 Special Agents of the United States Secret +Service, teamed with numerous local and state law enforcement agencies, +served over two dozen search warrants in approximately fifteen (15) cities +across this nation. + +Several arrests and searches were made during the investigation to protect +the public from impending dangers. In one situation, computer equipment +was seized after unauthorized invasion into a hospital computer. + +Our experience shows that many computer hacker suspects are no longer +misguide teenagers mischievously playing games with their computers in +their bedrooms. Some are now high tech computer operators using computers +to engage in unlawful conduct. + +The losses to the american public in this case are expected to be +significant. The Secret Service takes computer crime very seriously, and +we will continue to investigate aggressively those crimes which threaten +our nation's businesses and government services. + +------------------------------------end here----------------------------------- + + + To compare these two releases in the search for information about the +operation shows how much information the SS holds back. The paper release +is (strangely enough) very informational, gives the locations, who +participated, and even tried to explain WHY while The SS release is just the +basic "it threatened our nation.." + a little history and also an attempt +to class hackers as "misguided teenagers" or "high tech computer operators +using computers to engage in unlawful conduct." I believe very little would +have been said about this operation if it hadn't been for CuD and it's +readers, as well as Dr. Ripco because he stood up and told his story (for +the complete story on what happened, see 'Dr. Ripco Speaks Out' later on +in this file). CuD published this information shortly after the "bust"; + + + + + +-----------------------------------start here---------------------------------- + + -- Dr. Ripco's Final Words + +------------- +RIPCO +------------- + +Ripco was one of the boards that went down on May 8. It was probably the +longest running decent board in the country. Judging from our knowledge of +the users and the content of the logs, less than 3 percent of the callers +claimed to be identified in illegal activity, and of those, we'd guess that +at least half were faking it. Given the nature of undercover operations, +which include "infiltrating" boards, we also assume some were law +enforcement agents. Ripco had a number of message sections, all of which +were lively, generally intelligent, and invariably interesting. Raiding +Ripco seems to be throwing the baby out with the bath water by intimidating +sysops willing to allow provocative discussions. We repeat: THE BULK OF +RIPCO'S USERS WERE NOT IN ANY WAY INVOLVED IN *ANY* ILLEGAL ACTIVITY, but +now names are in the hands of agents. We have seen from past experience +what can happen when they start generating "lists." We can see some +aggressive hot-shot prosecutor now, about to seek political office: "I HAVE +IN MY HAND A LIST OF 200 SUBVERSIVE HACKER SCUM....!" In our view, this is +no long a computer underground issue, but one of First Amendment +protections. + +We reprint Dr. Ripco's final message left to his users: +****************************************************************** + +This is 528-5020. + +As you are probably aware, on May 8, the Secret Service conducted a series +of raids across the country. Early news reports indicate these raids +involved people and computers that could be connected with credit card and +long distance toll fraud. Although no arrests or charges were made, Ripco +BBS was confiscated on that morning. It's involvement at this time is +unknown. Since it is unlikely that the system will ever return, I'd just l +say goodbye, and thanks for your support for the last six and a half years. +It's been interesting, to say the least. + +Talk to ya later. + %Dr. Ricpo% + + *** END OF VOICE MESSAGE *** + +------------------------------------end here----------------------------------- + + + This was the start of many discussions around "hot" topics as the First +Amendment rights, which hackers had been involved in this "claimed to be" +credit card fraud/long distance code fraud operation. A lot of people raised +well-founded questions like; + + + + + +-----------------------------------start here---------------------------------- + +------------------- +The following is an anonymous submission. +------------------- + +Can someone answer the following? + +Operation Sun Devil is a two year investigation. If I'm counting right, +including the number of federal and state officers involved in serving +search warrants, at least 300 were involved in some capacity. + +Also, if I'm counting right, there have been only 9 arrests: + + 1) One guy in California who was arrested during a search on + an unrelated charge (weapon's possession)(Doc Ripco?) + 2) One guy in Chicago who was arrested during the search on an + unrelated charge (weapons) + 3) A woman in Pittsburgh (Electra?) + 4) Terminus in New Jersey + 5) Anthony Nusall in Tucson + 6) Craig Neidorf (for publishing phrack) + 7) Robert Riggs (for E911 documents) + 8) Adam Grant (Atlanta) + 9) Frank Darden (Atlanata) + +The first four were busted in January, and the last four in the last month. +So, of the 9, only 7 were busted on computer-related charges. Of the 7, +the charges seem bogus at best, such as Craig Neidorf's, if the information +I've read is even half accurate. + +Now, here's my question: If warrants are supposed to indicate a crime has +been committed, shouldn't there be more arrests if there is such a crime +wave out there? After all that time, all that investigation, all that +hype---where's all the crooks?? + +I suppose the cops could say it takes time to collect evidence. But aren't +they supposed to have evidence when they get the search warrants? How long +can it possibly take to acquire evidence if the groundwork has already been +laid and if cops supposedly know what they're looking for?? Am I missing +something? Will other charges be like those reported against Craig--for +publishing? If I havae phrack 24 and the E911 file, does that make me a +crook? If I uploaded it to a board. Can that board be busted for receiving +stolen information? + +Maybe I'm missing something, but is there something wrong here? + +Where is this giant conspiracy? Where is all the harm that's going on? I +guess the cops would say they can't talk while an investigation is going +on, but hasn't it been going on for years? Shouldn't they have something +they can convey other than general notions of threats to national security, +huge losses, major conspiracies, and the rest of their babble? + +Is there something wrong with this picture?? + + + +------------------------------------end here----------------------------------- + + + This is just one of the, perhaps hundreds of questions, but I feel it +covers the most interesting facts. Nothing major seemed to turn up from this +major operation (for starters at least, we now know that it wasn't the end +of it, like when this piece of news hit the 'net'; + + +----------------------------------start here----------------------------------- + +[Message]: 1 of 5 +[When ]: 5/16/91 at 11:20 am +[Subject]: Op Sundevil +[To ]: All +[From ]: XXXXXXXXXXXX (name withheld) + + From The Houston Chronicle -- 3/30/91 + Operation Sun Devil + +An accuse computer hacker known as "Doc Savage" was arrested +by Arizona authorities Friday [3/28/91] and charged with +making unauthorized credit card purchases and stealing long +distance telephone service, partly with the help of his +computer. + +The arrest is the first in the 3 year old government +crackdown on computer crime dubbed Operation Sun Devil. + +Baron Monroe Majette was arrested on three felony counts of +fraudulent schemes and artifices and three counts of +conspiracy, said Bill Fitzgerald, spokesman for the county +attorney Mariscopa County Ariz. + +Majette faces a maximum sentance of 14 years on each charge +if found guilty. He will appear in court April 5. + +The indictment described Majette as a "computer hacker" (a +person who uses or accesses computer and communications +services without authorization)" and said he used the online +pseudonyms of Doc Savage and Samuel Savage. Majette was +being held in lieu of $4,900 bail in the Maricopa County +Jail, Fitzgerald said. + +The indictment charged that Majette and unnamed others: + +@ Placed long-distance conference calls on March 27 and +March 28, 1990, running up bills totaling more than $4,000 +on each call and charging them without permission to a +Phoenix retail store. The calls included participants in +Arizona, California, Texas, Nevada, Connecticut, Missouri, +Georgia, New York, and North Carolina, the indictment +charged. + +@ Obtained more than %50,000 in credit card purchases +between Aug. 1, 1990 and May 9, 1990, by gaining +unauthorized access to a credit record database, using the +information there to obtain fraudulent credit cards and then +making charges on the cards. + +@ Obtained more than $10,000 in credit card purchases +between Oct 1,1990, and Oct. 26, 1990, by stealing credit +cards and account information from mailboxes, and then +billing charges to the cards. + +Operation Sun Devil is the code name for a nationwide group +of investigations by the U.S. Secret Service and various +state authorities. In March 1990, the Secret Service siezed +50,000 computer disks and dozens of computers in 28 raids. + +Critics of the operation have complained that some of the +raids violated civil liberties, noting that (until +Friday[3/28/91]) nooo charges had been filed. + +This viewpoint, along with law enforcement response, was at +the center of the discussion this week in San Francisco at +the First Conference on Computers, Freedom, and Privacy, +which addressed the issue of civil rights in the information +age. + +-----------------------------------end here------------------------------------ + + + Doc Savage was the first to be charged as a result of Operation Sun Devil, +almost three years after it's initiation. Probably, this had very little to +do with what happened in May 1990. I believe the Secret Service and the FBI +had to show some results, and chose Doc Savage as the person they could get +the most out of. I don't know if that is the case, but it sure seems like it +(to me). + + But that is not what this file is about. Let's return to Dr. Ripco and +Ripco BBS, with some comments on the bust. + + + + +---------------------------------start here------------------------------------ + +File 4: Comment on Sun Devil Press Release and other related + related views (numerous authors) + + +Let's take an example. RipCo, a Chicago computer underground board, had +606 users when it was raided. A scan of RipCo's message logs over a six +month period indicates that, at most, barely three percent of the callers +could even remotely be classified as "illegal users," as defined by the +posting of codez or other information of a questionable nature. Of these, +about half of the message content was clearly erroneous or fraudulent, +suggesting that the caller either made up the information or posted +information so old as to be irrelevant. It is also possible that some of +the postings were by law enforcement agents attempting to insinuate +themselves into build credibility for themselves. On no-longer operative +"hard-core" elite p/h boards, we have found that even on the higher access +levels, a surprisingly small number of participants actually engaged in +significant criminal activity of the type that would warrant an investigation. +Yes, some CU types do commit illegal acts. And five years ago, perhaps +more did. If the SS confined itself to prosecuting substantive crimes, we +would not complain much. Currently, however, they are sweeping up +the innocent by closing down boards, intimidating sysops of legitimate boards, +creating a chilling effect for speech, and confiscating equipment of those +unfortunate enough to be in the way. + +------------------------------------end here----------------------------------- + + This message packs the problems together pretty well. It shows the +mistakes people often make when speaking of the CU. There IS a need for +people to "show" that they know this and that, and prove it too, but mostly +what's posted is made up, or no longer working. Maybe five years ago, this +operation would have been called for, but not after the CU cleaned itself up +which it has today. There aren't boards where you find credit cards, calling- +cards and other various illegalities anymore, or if there are, they are +Very very VERY hard to find. I can say honestly that during my last Five +years in the CU scene, I have yet to find such a board. Today, most CU boards +only (as stated above) contain very intelligent discussions, files, mostly +textfiles with news, laws and whatever the CU think people should know about. +Today, such an operation is a major mistake. + +(Note: I do *NOT* Include Pirate BBSs in the term 'CU') + +We continue with an Update on the Ripco Case from CuD; + + + + + +----------------------------------start here----------------------------------- + +Date: Mon, 30 Jul 90 22:54 CDT +From: Moderators (TK0JUT1.cs.niu.edu) +Subject: Update on RIPCO BBS and Dr. Ripco + +One forgotten victim in the Sundevil sweeps has been Dr. Ripco, sysop of +RIPCO bbs, which was considered one of the top CU hangouts and text file +boards in the country. Dr. Ripco's equipment, including numerous disks, +several computers, and telecom equipment, was confiscated by Secret Service +agents with a seizure warrant on May 8. Although no computer-related +charges have been filed, no equipment has been returned. + +When we caught up with DR a few days ago, he explained that local (Chicago) +police who accompanied federal agents on the seizures found several pistols +in the storage building where the computer equipment was located. Under a +Chicago ordinance, possession of weapons is a misdemeanor, and DR was cited +for failure to register the weapons. The guns were new, never fired, and +still in their box. If we caught the details correctly, he entered a +guilty plea, they took away the guns, and he was given six months +supervision and will not have a record. + +The Doc indicated that he himself did not participate much in the modem +world, and one reason he has been silent is because he isn't fully aware of +all the digests and e-mail connections that exist, and depends for his news +on local media (good luck on that one, DR) and word-of-mouth from friends. +He has not yet retained an attorney to re-acquire his equipment, because he +believed it would be given back relatively soon. Now, nearly three months +after the seizure, he is concerned. + +DR indicated that, unlike the experience of others, the SS was relatively +polite, if ignorant about technical matters. Although wearing bullet proof +vests, their guns were not drawn and they did not attempt to hassle him +(despite some snide comments by one agent). He emphatically indicated that +the searches and confiscations were not necessary, because if they had +contacted him, he would have cooperated fully. + +The Doc claimed that, to his knowledge, little illegal activity occured on +the board. He thought that perhaps some of his files might be considered +"bad taste," but they were not in his judgment illegal. Public message +logs from mid-1988 to May 7, 1990, support his claim. Despite some +posturing, few of the over 600 users abused the board. + +In many ways, the situation is like that of Steve Jackson, whose equipment +was confiscated and board shut down because of some vague notion of +"possible wrong-doing." RIPCO seems to have been targeted in part because +of its longevity and in part because it had one of the better text file +collection in country. It was a gathering point for many of the most active +computer underground types, and the number was reportedly blocked by at +least one telecom LD server because of phreaks calling. + +If we are correct in our reasons for why RIPCO was shut down, it further +indicates the chilling effect of Sundevil. Providing textfiles as a +resource is not illegal, nor, to date, has the government claimed that Dr. +Ripco in fact did anything illegal. Yet, his equipment is gone and the +modem world lost a fine board. + +The moderators emphasize to those who think that RIPCO was nothing more +than a phreak/hacker board that it provided some of the best chat we have +seen. Discussions ranged from current events to sophisticated philosophical +issues. Despite the usual number of dolts one might expect in a community +of over 600, the users were generally well-informed, articulate, and +stimulating. + +The closing of RIPCO is symbolic for two reasons. First, as one of the +longest running CU boards, it served as a cultural meeting place. The CU +community is transitory, with participants coming and going as their +interest fades and is rekindled. RIPCO served as place to reunite old +friends and meet new ones. Although most of the "elite" CU didn't frequent +RIPCO regularly, they would often "stop in" just to check their e-mail or +see what the latest text files were. Thus, RIPCO was functional for +entering and maintaining contact with the CU community as a whole. + +It is also interesting to note that RIPCO had long suffered under a sort of +"common knowledge" that it was highly "infested" with law enforcement +agents. This assumption was fed both by it's longevity and openess to the +public. When it was closed down, the general CU reaction was one of sorrow +(because it was such a familiar part of the community) and confusion +(because of its reputation for being legal and above board). There was +also some question as to why the "feds" would shut down what was assumed to +be a source of information they were using to obtain leads into the +activity of the CU. + + +There is a chance that Dr. Ripco might resume the board, and we encourage +him to do so. RIPCO was an asset to the modem world and many of us miss it. +Dr. Ripco's account of his experience will appear in CuD 1.27. + +-------------------------------------end here---------------------------------- + + + The Moderators of CuD go more in depth here, and explain the asset Ripco +was to the CU and gives us an update on the case. I was only on Ripco for +a couple of weeks before it was "busted", so I can not tell you how good/bad +it was or confirm what they write about the board, but I CAN say that from +what I saw, the board seemed to be full of interesting discussions, not the +basic discussions you see on every board today, but Intelligent, in-depth, +learning discussions, and it was very popular too. I remember you had to +set your modem to auto-dial, and if you were lucky, one hour later you would +maybe be so lucky to actually get through. But it wasn't because it was known +as an "illegal" board, no, it was because of the good discussions! For me, +it was a place to learn, to understand things I wasn't very good at, or +had no knowledge of, and I believe most people felt the same way. It came as +a complete surprise to me, to hear that it had been busted. + + + Here below, Dr. Ripco tells the complete story, on what happened that +day, the 8th of May 1990; + + + + + +-----------------------------------start here---------------------------------- + +Date: 7 August, 1990 +From: . Ripco (Bruce ?) +Subject: Dr. Ripco Speaks Out + +This document is being written to state my involvement with Operation +Sundevil and the events that passed on May 8th of 1990. My name is Bruce +Esquibel but most people in the modem world would know me better as Dr. +Ripco, the sysop of the Ripco Bulletin Board in Chicago. + +Ripco operated since the winter of 1983 and preformed what I believe to be +a good public service to the telecommunications world. Its label as a +'phreak and hacker' board was an incorrect statement which I lived with +most of the time. Some content of the system was in fact dealing with that +subject but I have always felt most of the information especially in the +form of general files was nothing more than second hand news, traveling +board to board. Neither the board or myself ever supported or was +associated with formed hacker groups like the LOD or TKOS. In the years +Ripco operated there were members from these groups at one time or another +but only to establish accounts and rarely touched base or communicated with +other users. + +The system was quite popular with it peaking at 701 users and averaging +around 600 active at any one time. Daily it took in about 50 calls with +this figure waxing and waning with the social seasonal changes of school +schedules and holidays. The majority enjoyed the freedom of expression the +system provided, not to figure out how to make a free phone call. Most of +the activity was on the main message board which could be accessed by +anyone, even those without validated accounts. The rest of the message +bases Ripco had were more specialized in their subject matter but not too +much more than what is found on other boards. Ripco's greatest claim to +fame in my opinion was the general files. It seemed to attract new users +like flies to honey. I don't think the reason for this was quality but in +fact quantity. There was over 2500 of them, divided into 23 sections. Like +the message bases only a minority of the files could be put into the +hack/phreak class. + +Ripco operated with a bit of mystery to it. My personal involvement on the +board was next to nill. Unlike other operators who rule their boards like a +god, I decided long ago to let the people do what they wanted without +getting in the way and give them the freedom to stand on their own two +feet. This didn't mean the system was total anarchy, in fact many +complimented on how well the system was structured. This unusual concept +let some to believe the whole system was a setup and I was accused on +several occasions of being a FBI sting board or associated with some kind +of law enforcement. Adding to this was some argument over where the bbs +was actually located. A few adventurous individuals attempted to track it +down through the CNA bureau and ended up at a vacant storefront. The real +explanation is a long story but it comes down to multiple screw-ups by +Illinois Bell more than any deceptive practices on my part. This of course +doesn't happen in real life thus the only people that can get a phone +number for a fictitious address are 'feds'. + +At least now I can put that rumor to rest. On May 8th I was awakened at my +home at 6:30a m by several Secret Service agents with a warrant for +computers and telecommunications equipment. They also had a second warrant +issued to the address where Ripco operated out of. Although there are +better ways to start the day, this did not come as a real surprise to me. +Since 1987 when Shadow Hawk made the papers with his $2.3 million software +theft charges it occured to me that as more and more people are caught, if +they even were remotly connected to Ripco, eventually something would turn +up on my end. This could be considered the reasoning of a mad man but I +have always felt that there was no illegal activity going on within the +system and could defend it no matter how petty it was taken apart. To put +it another way, Ripco's bark had a hell of a reputation but no bite. + +This was probably and still is true depending how you look at it. The +warrants issued were only (!?!) seizure warrants issued to the addresses. +There were no names on them and I was not arrested or charged by the Secret +Service. This provided me some relief but since I didn't get to sleep till +4am that morning it was probably a lack of reasoning on my part. + +There were at least 5 agents that came to the house, but I think they had a +few more around back in case of an escape attempt. Three of them stayed +while two others drove me to the other location. The only question they +asked before I left was it would be easier if I gave the location of any +computers I had there to which the reply was 'none.' This later proved true +since no items were taken, but they did spend about an hour looking through +everything. + +I wish to point out that this was not a scene that would make good +television. They didn't break down any doors, no one I observed had a gun +drawn and overall they were pleasant in their mannerisms. This is not being +said in defense of them but I always have been curious about the stories +passed around where swat teams come down on a 16 year old for running a few +MCI numbers. One interesting side note to you electronic phreaks out there +is their radios, which probably use Motorolas digital voice protection +circuitry trip every car alarm in the neighborhood when keyed. Several of +the agents said this was normal and wished they didn't have this side +effect. + +As I traveled with the agents to the other location I started to think what +they were about to see and if anything was there that needed a fast +explanation. The only thing that occured to me was three handguns I kept +for personal protection. I informed the driver of this fact and he radioed +ahead to let them know. He said matters like that isn't their concern but +added they have to check with local law enforcement to see if I was in +violation of city or state laws. + +When we arrived there was a sizable crowd waiting. Besides 5 or 6 more SS +agents, there were a few others in suit and tie (the SS dresses casual) and +at least one Chicago police car with a couple officers. The agents that +escorted me there led me to a woman probably in her mid or late 20's. She +apparently was the one in charge and gave me instructions on how we were +going to enter the building. Before unlocking the front door she asked +several times if any boobytraps were set either for them or the computers. +I found this questioning amusing but was the only one smiling of the group. +Unlocking the front door led to questions about where the guns were located +and instructions on how to find them. I brought up the fact the alarm +system had to be turned off and after a few attempts she managed to +deactivate it. A different agent was sent in and recovered the weapons. + +As we entered the main room I was told not to touch anything but to point +out the computer the board was run off of, which I did. The woman then +introduced herself as Barbara and informed me of what I already knew, they +were there to carry out a warrant and that it would probably take a while. +She handed me a piece of paper which was the actual warrant and as I looked +it over, a paragraph stated it was issued based on an attached affidavit, +specifically pages 26-39 by a special agent Lawson. Asking where the +attached affidavit was brought the reply "it was a closed document, I +didn't have any rights to see it" and added 'its an on-going +investigation'. I was then informed by her that I was not under arrest nor +charged but they had to read the Miranda rights to me since any questions I +answered could be used against me. Another agent said they did have +questions but I did not have to answer them, could answer them with a +lawyer present or even have a lawyer present and not answer them. He also +pointed out that I could stop answering the questions at any time so I +figured I'd agree to answer them since there wasn't all that much to hide +anyway. + +Although an attempt was made to get comfortable within the building, the +main area is full of junk collected over the years and the limited seating +made things a bit crowded. We eventually ended up out back outside where +the questioning took place. From this point on Barbara made few other +comments and the bulk of the questions were handled by another young agent +named Tim. + +The questions started with an apology by Tim saying there was someone who +requested specific questions to be asked for a case study or something +along those lines. He said they were fairly simple but was required to ask +them. These questions were general in nature and read off a xerox sheet, +mostly a list of phrases that were looking for definitions. What is a +phreaker, hacker, know what a virus is, have you ever written or +distributed one, etc. + +After this opening round of Q & A, he announced we were going on to more +specific questions involving myself and the bulletin board. I don't really +remember most of the questions but the subject dealt with my awareness that +both credit card and long distance access codes were being passed through +the system and what was on the hidden boards that normally wasn't part of +standard access, and who had access to them. My answer to these led into +the system maintenance and how I handled it. + +As far as the question about the codes went, I replied no I was not aware +of that and he point out they had printouts proving they were. Of course it +crossed my mind that if they already had soild proof, why bother to ask the +questions. I wish to publicly state that this type of information was +posted from time to time but I did not lie to the question. Regular users +of the board were aware that long ago I made clear the system policy on +this matter. Long distance codes along with credit card information was not +allowed to exist on the system. I felt that any specific information left +that could lead to direct fraud was not welcome and would be removed and +persons who repeated violating this themselves would be removed from the +system also. + +To clarify the phrase 'specific information' to the readers of this file I +wish to explain my position on how I considered board policy on messages. +It is no secret that many of the posts of board 5 (fone phun) either +solicited for the need of or said they had and would share such +information. I never considered this wrongful for a number of reasons. The +primary one would be most people on there were blowing smoke as far as +really knowing anything either fraudulent or important. Few people outside +the bbs community realize that in many areas both status and ego are +wrongfully important factors to others within the modem society. Many +people who wish to raise their status will often come up with outlandish +claims in an attempt to convince others he or she is an expert on one +matter or another. + +Any attempt to suppress this act I felt would of damaged Ripco's open door +policy since people do have to start somewhere and eventually learn their +peers will catch on fast if someone is pulling a bluff. Thus this type of +activity was tolerated but the line was crossed if anyone attempted to +really do it. For example if a message contained something like 'just dial +1-800-555-1212 and punch in 123456 at the tone', the entire message was +removed or in more cases re-edited especially if other parts were about +non-related matters. + +Returning to the questioning, the above was explained as such but not as a +whole. If in fact they did have printouts of such activity, I suggested an +explanation which covered the maintenance aspect of the board. Basically +Ripco operated itself with my chores limited to validating new users and +updating the general files. Once every morning the messages left since my +last check-in were read. The removal/re-edit if needed was applied at this +time. Considering this occured daily around noon, a message posted let's +say at 3:00pm the preceding day was in existence for nearly 21 hours +before it got my approval or disapproval. Thus I pointed out that in theory +they could have a printout of something but if checked the following day, +it should have been removed. + +This was not second questioned by them and they seemed content with it. As +far as the hidden boards went, there were two as most of the system users +knew but were not really active. Board 9 to the best memory serves me was +completely non-existant. Although it was used in the past for various +things, after one of many hard drives crashes it bit the big one and was +not in service. The message file required to use it was not there and I +believe there was even a line in the program that reset the security bit of +people that did have access in the past so they couldn't accidently enter +causing a 'file not found' error. Board 10 was active but fewer than 6 +people could claim to access it. Originally it was set up when an attempt +was made on my part to collect a few bucks to keep the system running back +in 1985. It contained few messages and would only gain 5 or 6 more a year. + +Questioning from this point on was more broad in nature, jumping from +subject to subject. Items like the anarchy files which were made up in part +of bomb construction articles were deemed 'wrong' by them and I defended by +saying such information could be gathered from numerous public sources. +They still insisted it was 'wrong' and shouldn't have been made available. + +One fact that arose well into our chat is that it became obvious that +besides Tim who seemed to know little besides a few buzzwords, none of +those here really had an understanding of computers or much else as far as +a technical background went. Another agent even admitted later that they +were only here to serve the warrant, as far as what was really going on +with the investigation and who or what was involved, they didn't know. Any +questions I attempted to ask them were generally not answered and the +ultimate question of 'why me?' was given the reply 'catch the evening news, +this is happening right now all over the country, should make some good +headlines.' + +Even the simple question of what's next, where does the stuff end up needed +a short conference among them and they decided on the following: after its +boxed up downtown, it's shipped to Washington to a department called +'diagnostics'. Tim appeared to be the only one with knowledge of this +because one of the other agents asked him 'who runs that?'. Tim explained +to him that it was part of the SS and was started a couple years ago. The +other agent just shrugged his shoulders. + +To put some people fears to rest, there wasn't much else going on. I +expected they were going to ask me about certain individuals or if I knew +anything else going on, but they didn't. Even subjects like PHRACK and the +LOD were only touched upon, no specific questions were asked or answered. +They seemed pleased to find a catalog printout of the general file section +with the PHRACK issues but considering anyone with a valid account had +access to the actual files, this didn't seem to make sense to me. + +After a couple hours of this with many lulls in the questioning they asked +if I would sign a statement saying basically everything I said was true and +I did because it was. The only other thing they wanted in the statement was +that I was in fact the operator and did make an attempt to keep the board +clean on a daily basis. Makes me wonder now what that could be twisted into +later down the line. + +In all they were here for about 6 hours. In that time I learned little on +what was going on. One of the agents said there were 2 representatives from +AT&T present but didn't know why, saying they just had instructions to pick +them up this morning before they came and got me. My gut feeling was the +code/credit card numbers that much of the conversation was based on. + +Drawing to the end they informed me the warrant was completed, led me back +inside after taking a few snapshots of your truly and handed me a receipt +of what they took. Annoying in the first place them being there, the first +thing that caught my eye was both my personal Macintoshes were on the list +along with the related hardware including a 940 meg worm drive and laser +printer. Laser printer? Maybe if you could pick it up and throw it at +someone it could be considered a lethal weapon but what else? Ripco +operated on an Apple //e and had no connections to the macs besides being +near them which apparently is the way they determined what stayed and what +went. + +My guess is that after examining the rats nest of wiring that existed around +the 3 computers, they figured anything plugged into the power strip must have +been tied in with each other somehow. An IBM 386 clone and an Apple //gs +sat on the floor only a couple feet away but were untouched. Other +items taken included a 1955 Western Electric model D500 phone, any personal +phone books including a copy of the Chicago White Pages and several +pictures and cartoons I had hanging on the wall. This also included a +picture of a hooker spread eagle from a bachelor party and a picture of +Charles Manson clipped from some tabloid because it bore a resemblance to +me. All disks if not in a sealed box (probably around 3000) were also +taken along with paperwork found in various areas. These items were only +listed as 'misc.' and not broken down on the receipt. + +I was cut loose only momentarily since an officer from the Chicago Police +Department replaced the many people running in and out during the morning +hours. He asked if the guns turned over to him were registered with the +city, which they weren't because you can't, so I was charged with a +misdemeanor, failure to register a firearm. A slight explanation about +this: back when Jane Byrne was mayor, she wanted to outlaw handguns +altogether. Some suburbs of Chicago tried this and met with resistance from +the NRA and feared long court battles. So they offered an a grace period +to get people who already had them to register them, but at a cut off date, +handguns could no longer be registered. Thus anyone getting caught with a +handgun after this did not face an illegal weapons charge, only the failure +to register even though someone who registered prior is safe. It ends up +going to court, having the weapons destroyed and getting 6 months +supervision with no conviction on the books. This was the outcome of that +situation. + +At least that story had an ending. As far as what is going between me +and the Secret Service, I don't really know or have a clue. At this writing +it has been nearly 3 months and I haven't heard a word from them. Everything +is just speculation on my part since it seems the matter is being kept +under wraps. Even the names of the others involved on that day were not +released. I don't know if those other people were system operators or +users. One agent said you'll probably hear from us in 6-8 months while +another was not so optimistic and said it would probably take years adding +later that it's a good chance I'll be in my 50's, married with children +before I knew what happened. + +In the time shortly after the seizure I talked to several lawyers to at +least get some opinions on what to do next. Without being charged it seems +very little can be done. My only options are 1) sit back and relax, wait +till they do something or 2) file a lawsuit to get the stuff back. All the +attorneys brought up the suit idea but only one suggested it wasn't really +a good way to go. Based on what they took as far as value goes, the +preliminary costs would be about half with it approaching double if it has +to go to court and heard in front of a jury. It appears the best outcome is +to get the stuff back, you can't claim damages or get your court fees back +when it comes to the federal government. + +One point I want to make clear is under a seizure warrant, all material +taken is forfeited to the government. It doesn't seem like a situation +where they have to give it back after examination. They have according to +what little I could find on the subject, 5 years from the date of the +warrant to set up an indictment. Even if no indictment is made, they don't +necessarily have to return it. It can either be used for internal use or +put up at auction. There was an article in Unix Today where an agent seemed +to indicate the material is returned but I haven't found any support of +this policy. + +My opinion on all of this is basic. The government came in, took my +personal property to determine if there was any wrong doing somewhere. It +seems like a case of being guilty and proving yourself innocent. Or in +another light, them thinking there was wrong doing and getting the stuff to +make sure. Either way its just not right. Although I have no desire to +battle this in court on my own, it seems to be there should have been a +charge for something, even if it was minor, with other stuff being added +later if needed. At least it would beat this nazi/gestapo tactic of +secrecy. + +Is Ripco's involvement with credit cards and access codes the real basis? +Does the distribution of PHRACK play a part in it? What if they were +investigating someone on the board and felt there was information that +would help them? Did they ever think of knocking on the door first? If it +was someone else they were after, should I be the one getting penalized? +Does the first amendment come into play at all? Even though I am free to +open another board at this time if I choose, why isn't a newspapers +printing press taken when a reporter refuses to name his sources about a +sensitive story? + +I don't have the answer to any of these questions. Even if I did, they +might be the wrong questions in the first place. One opinion put forth by +several people is that putting the board out of business could be all they +wanted. Its possible if any one piece of information contained within +Ripco was used in assisting someone to commit a crime, it could be all they +needed. Maybe they looked at Ripco as a pain in the ass since the beginning +but couldn't get rid of it any other way. + +In closing I'd like to point out that this is not a black and white issue +reguardless of anyone's opinion. There were many who hated the board, +thought it was trash and would of liked to see it removed for good. Well +they got their wish but consider the circumstances of what happened. No +reason given, none to offer. Think about that next time you sign on to your +favorite system and see a message about someone selling a used computer or +hard drive. If that item is by chance stolen merchandise, can the operator +lose his computer because it aided someone to fence? + +Based on what happened to me up to this point, its only one step away. I am +not a hacker, phreaker, have anything to do with credit cards or +manufactured explosives. Until the weapons charge I never had been arrested +and even my driving record has been clean since 1978. + +1984 arrived a bit late but there is no doubt to me its here. Thanks again +to everyone that supported the board and there is always the possibility +another Ripco will appear. + +You just never know. + +-------------------------------------end here---------------------------------- + + + A long and complicated story, or perhaps, a complete file on how the feds +worked on this case. I don't think I have anything to add to what Dr. Ripco +wrote. It is accurate, and well written. It also gives all the facts you +might want from the bust. + + Here's the next update on the Ripco Case from CuD; + + + + + +------------------------------------start here--------------------------------- + +Date: August 24, 1990 +From: Moderators +Subject: Moderators' Corner + + LEN ROSE/DR. RIPCO UPDATES + ++++++++++++++++++++ +Len Rose / Dr. Ripco Updates ++++++++++++++++++++ + +Progress is often slow, and there is little to report about the Len Rose +and Dr. Ripco situations. Although the cases are unrelated, both raise +similar issues about law enforcement handling of alleged computer abuse. +Dr. Ripco still remains uncharged, his equipment remains unreturned. Len +Rose still faces trial in February. But, the EFF is currently looking into +both cases to see what legal issues they raise. + +--------------------------------------end here--------------------------------- + + + Not much to say, only state that it is sad to see that Dr. Ripco still +hadn't got his equipment back, and perhaps a light with EFF looking into the +case. + + Suddenly Dr. Ripco started Ripco ][, and CuD reported about the event; + + + + +-------------------------------------start here-------------------------------- + +Date: September 8, 1990 +From: Moderators +Subject: RIPCO BBS Back on-Line + +Good news for computerists: **RIPCO BBS IS BACK UP**!! Ripco went down on +May 8 in the Sun Devil raids, and Dr. Ripco's equipment, software, logs, +and even manuals for his software, were seized. He was apparently the only +victim of a "seizure warrant," *not just a search warrant*, which is +usually served *after* an arrest or indictment. Perhaps a lawyer could send +us the distinction and clarify the significance. Dr. Ripco has not been +indicted, and to our knowledge there is no evidence that he knowingly +participated in any illegal act on his board. It is still unclear why his +board was targeted. Perhaps it was longevity (over six years), perhaps +because some of the users were nationally well known, or perhaps because of +the text file collection, which to our knowledge were all public +information. + +The Doc met with representatives from EFF in late August and early +September. The meetings were informational and centered on the type of +files users posted, the nature of the messages, and other general +information to determine whether there are sufficient Constitutional issues +to warrant further steps. + +Ripco's number is the same--(312)528-2020, and he is hoping that previous +users can upload the numerous g-philes lost in the confiscation. + +-------------------------------------end here---------------------------------- + + + Ripco ][ is a fact. It can not, today, be compared with the old Ripco, +but it is growing strong, and the "busy" messages from my modem is more +frequent every day. The discussions also grows, but I believe, never to the +standard which the old board had. Today there are more BBSs in the world +than there are people calling them. Most of them are the standard board, +which means you can call your local board to get the same messages, files +or whatever you're after, as on a board in another country, but Ripco ][ +is not one of them. + + I am calling from Sweden (yes, legally) to a few boards around the +world, boards that are different than the average, boards that stand out +in the crowd. I wouldn't waste time or money on calling boards in other +countries that I can find within a few miles from here. Ripco ][ is special, +it has the "feeling" and you can't forget that This board and it's SysOp +have been through a great deal. The feeling I notice the most about Ripco ][ +on other boards, is that it is (still the same rumors) crowded with Feds, +the line is traced, Dr. Ripco is not just a SysOp, there are informants +on it, and so on. People can not forget that it was "busted" once. The FBI +have, with what they did, ruined the reputation of the board, and it's SysOp +and they still haven't returned his equipment. + + The confiscation of the equipment and that the board was taken down +was a great loss to the CU, maybe a greater loss than people imagine. The +CU also lost a steady ground to stand upon, and with it, a lot of the ethics +that went with it. What people don't realize, is that the Serious CU people +have ethics, they have rules, and they don't break them, no matter what. The +CU had very strong ethics from the beginning, they didn't crash systems, they +didn't steal information and they didn't spread viruses and trojan horses. +Today, as stated above, there are but a few serious and true ones left, that +still regard these ethics to be true and follow them, and they have to keep +a low profile because of the rest, the ones without ethics or rules, those +who crash, steal and destroy. I'm not blaming the whole "fall" of the serious +CU on the confiscation of Ripco, but it did contribute to it. If the CU had +had the reputation it had a couple of years ago today, there would be less +people without rules or ethics. + + During the time Ripco was gone from the BBS world, numerous of other +"claimed to be" CU boards popped up, and with them, those without ethics +or the knowledge, maybe experience, about the CU. People that had begun +to learn on boards like Ripco had to find new boards to call when the old +had been busted, taken away, or confiscated. They mixed with those without +any experience at all, and I believe, we all know the result of this today. +Hackers have a very bad reputation. Hackers steal, hackers crash and hackers +spread viruses they say. Those who had the knowledge and experience went +back into their "known" circles, and left the unexperienced unexperienced. +Operation SunDevil took away its basic foundations and schools. + + It was boards like Ripco that kept the CU keeping its rules, ethics, +and taught its users to follow them and how the CU worked. Here's an easy +question for you: What happens to society if you take away its schools? +Anarchy is the answer, people without education. + + Lets take a look at what other people have said about Ripco and its Sysop. +Here's an example; + + + + +---------------------------------start here------------------------------------ + +From file - Trade Secrets: When are they bad? by The Dark Adept + + + +I would also like to thank Dr. Ripco since it was his BBS that first +connected me to Underground when I was a mere pup of 15, 6 years ago. +I have yet to see a BBS that compares in quality in all my years down here. + + + +-----------------------------------end here------------------------------------ + + I would have included more excerpts if I had been clever enough to capture +them when reading them, but I think this one is a good example, and I think it +speaks for itself. Ripco was one of the best (if not The best) underground +board, not just for its files, discussions or its SysOp, but for its +atmosphere. It was really a special board to its users. + + But what or who brought all of this upon Dr. Ripco and the BBS? The answer +came as a surprise to many (if not all) of us; an informant. From what I know, +this is the only known case where an informant have been used by the FBI in a +hacker/CU operation. The informant, 'The Dictator' was a sysop of an 'claimed- +to-be' underground BBS called 'The Dark Side' in Phoenix, Arizona. The BBS was +a FBI Sting board, but The Dictator also called other underground boards, +captured messages and gave to the FBI. + + CuD devoted a complete issue about the informant, showing captured +messages from The Dictator, how he tried to frame his users by asking +questions about illegal things. It is very interesting, so here's the +complete CuD issue; + + + + +------------------------------------start here--------------------------------- + +In Liam O'Flaherty's 1925 novel "The Informer," Gypo Nolan betrays a friend +to the police for 20 pounds. Few of the characters are particularly noble +or sympathetic, but O'Flaherty manages to show the complexity of human +frailty, moral quandry, brutality and compassion, as Gypo ultimately dies a +pathetic death seeking redemption for his betrayal. + +Only with sadness do we present this first of several special issues on +federally created and rewarded betrayal, deceit, and informants in the CU. +We draw here from several public documents, including the seizure warrant +served on RIPCO BBS. We also use phone logs that we and others have +collected, copies of telephone bills and logs that corroborate certain +numbers, eye witness accounts, interviews, and other information that +establishes beyond doubt that the U.S. Secret Service, in cooperation with +the Arizona State's Attorney's Office, used a PAID INFORMANT to establish a +sting board and to capture message logs from a variety of BBSs and turn +them over to state and federal agents. + +The primary hard evidence for establishing both the existence and the +identity of the informant was obtained by Glen Roberts, the publisher of +FULL DISCLOSURE, an interesting hard-copy magazine, and Bill Vajk, a +freelance writer and researcher who is active on the nets. +The full text should be on the CuD archive/ftp sites in a few +weeks. + +As those who have been following the Dr. RIPCO saga recall, the warrant +authorizing the search and seizure of his equipment was sealed, and the +best efforts of attorneys and others failed to obtain a copy by requesting +it through official channels. Delays, denials, confusion, and apparent +misinformation seemed to stymie all formal requests. So, Bill and Glen took +the case number (90-M-187), trucked on down to the federal court on S. +Dearborn in Chicago, and went to work. They requested several case files +adjacent to the desired one (90-M-186, 90-M-188, etc) on the assumption +that the precise one they sought was likely to be among them. It was. So, +they plunked their coins into the zerox machine, duplicated the documents, +and shared them with the world. + +For those who have not yet seen it, FULL DISCLOSURE is a newspaper that +covers topics that are not regularly covered in detail in the general +media. A significant focus is on privacy, electronic surveillance, and +related topics. Articles include coverage of the National Technical +Investigators Association annual conference, the latest in video +surveillance equipment, the JBR tape recorder and much more. + +A sample issue is available free, or subscriptions are $18 for 12 issues. +FULL DISCLOSURE, Box 903-C, Libertyville, Illinois 60048. + +In coming issues, FULL DISCLOSURE will include stories on the government's +paranoia in the RIPCO case, as reflect in the seizure warrant (available +ftp in about 7-10 days). CuD will focus primarily on the ethical, +ideological, and other implications of creating a paid informant class for +crimes that, while unacceptable, are arguably far "cleaner" than officially +purchased deception. + + *************************************************************** + ** TRACING THE STINGBOARD: THE DICTATOR AND THE DARK SIDE ** + ************************************************ + +In piecing the public information available on the Secret Service documents +together with other sources, the Secret Service STING BBS, if the number +they provide is correct, accessed THE DARK SIDE in Phoenix, Arizona. A +self-proclaimed "hacker" known as THE DICTATOR identified himself publicly +as the sysop of the Dark Side. The Dictator introduced himself to others as +%name deleted% or as "%deleted%," and responded to "%deleted%" in various +forms of Electronic mail. The search affidavit signed by Special Agent G. +Kirt Lawson of the Secret Service (header indicating Maricopa County) +acknowledges several facts: + +1. The U.S. Secret Service, in response to complaints of telephone +fraud, initiated an investigation into access abuses. The investigation +described in this document specified the rationale for searching/seizing +RIPCO BBS. The raid occured on May 8, 1990 in concert with other raids +across the country. The Secret Service announced to the media through +press conferences and releases that it was OPERATION SUN DEVIL. + +2. The Secret Service, working out of Phoenix, established an undercover +BBS in Sept., 1988. The sysop was a "VOLUNTEER PAID CONFIDENTIAL +INFORMANT." + +3. The informant was providing information *BOTH* to the Secret Service and +the Arizona Attorney General's office at least in 1989 and 1990, and the +Secret Service participated in STATE searchs. + +4. The code number and address of the informant is provided, and he is +linked directly to the number of the BBS identified in the document as the +undercover sting board. + +5. The Informant provided information taken from logs, conversations, and +other sources to the Secret Service. + +The following sections of the affidavit detail this more fully: The CuD +crew did not type in this version of the documents, and there may be +typographical or other minor errors. We reproduce it here as we received +it. + ++++++++++++++BEGIN SECTIONS OF AFFIDAVIT++++++++++++++++++++ + + BACKGROUND OF THE INVESTIGATION + + 14. Over the past several years, the U.S. Secret Service has received +and increasing number of complaints from long distance carriers, credit +card companies, credit reporting bureaus, and other victims of crimes +committed by computer hackers, phone phreaks, and computer bulletin board +users and operators (see Definitions section), which have resulted in +substantial financial losses and business disruption to the victims. +Because the persons committing these crimes use aliases or "handles", mail +drops under false names, and other means to disguise themselves, they have +been extremely difficult to catch. They also conspire with many others to +exchange information such as stolen long distance carrier authorization +codes, credit card numbers, and technical information relating to the +unauthorized invasion of computer systems and voice mail messaging +computers, often across state or national borders, making the +investigation of a typical conspiracy extremely complex. Many of these +persons are juveniles or young adults, associate electronically only with +others they trust or who have "proven" themselves by committing crimes in +order to gain the trust of the group, and use characteristic "hacker +jargon." By storing and trading information through a network of BBS's, +the hackers increase the number of individuals attacking or defrauding a +particular victim, and therefore increase the financial loss suffered by +the victim. + + 15. For all of the above reasons, the U.S. Secret Service established +a computer crime investigation project in the Phoenix field office, +utilizing an undercover computer bulletin board. The purpose of the +undercover BBS was to provide a medium of communication for persons +engaged in criminal offenses to exchange information with each other and +with the sysop (CI 404-235) about their criminal activities. The bulletin +board began operating on September 1, 1988 at 11:11 p.p., Mountain +Standard Time, was located at 11459 No. 28th Drive, Apt. 2131, Phoenix, +Arizona, and was accessed through telephone number (602) 789-9269. It was +originally installed on a Commodore personal computer, but on January 13, +1989 was reconfigured to operate on an Amiga 2000 personal computer. + + 16. The system was operated by CI 404-235, a volunteer paid +confidential informant to the U.S. Secret Service. CI 404-235 was facing +no criminal charges. Over the past eighteen months, information by CI +404-235 (see paragraph 16) has consistently proved to be accurate and +reliable. The Arizona Attorney General's office executed six search +warrants related to affiant's investigation in 1989 and 1990 (affiant +participated in three of these). Evidence obtained in those searches +corroborated information previously given to affiant or to George Mehnert, +Special Agent of the Arizona Attorney General's office by CI 404-235. In +over a dozen instances, CI 404-235's information was verified through +other independent sources, or in interviews with suspects, or by means of +a dialed number recorder (pen register). One arrest in New York has been +made as a result of CI 404-235's warning of planned burglary which did +occur at a NYNEX (New York regional Bell operating company) office. +Throughout this investigation, CI 404-235 has documented the information +provided to the affiant by means of computer printouts obtained from the +undercover BBS and from suspect systems, and consensual tape recordings of +voice conversations or voice-mail messages. + + 17. Because many of the criminal bulletin board systems require that +a new person seeking access to the telephone code or credit card sections +contribute stolen card information to demonstrate "good faith," when asked +to do so, CI 404-235 has "posted," (left on the system in a message) +Sprint, MidAmerican or ComSystems authorization codes given to affiant by +investigators at these companies for that purpose. + ++++++++++++++++++++END SECTIONS OF AFFIDAVIT+++++++++++++++++ + +Drawing from the above information, the following suggests that The Dark +Side, The Dictator, and a person identifying as %name deleted% are the sting +board, the sysop, and the informant, respectively. + +1. We have obtained telephone billings and computer telephone logs for +December, 1988 and through mid-1989 indicating that when one called (602) +789-9269, The Dark Side BBS was accessed. This suggests that the sting number +and The Dark Side were one and the same. + +2. A person identifying himself as "The Dictator" called a number +of boards in 1988-1990 (among them The Central Office, The +Phoenix Project, Hackers' Den, Ripco, and others) and through 1990 +continued to call such boards as Atlantis, Ripco, Face-to-Face, +BlitzKrieg, and others. In public and private messages on these +boards, The Dictator would typically include in his signature +both his name and his association with The Dark Side BBS: + +++++ BEGIN EXAMPLE HERE +++++ + +From ->THE DICTATOR (#156) +Date ->01/12/90 11:08:00 PM + +Hey %name deleted%...whats up? + +Ask KL to give me a call and let me in on the details, (602-225-8581), or he +can leave me mail on Jolnet. I'd rather him call me, instead of having that +message pass through the Jolnet system. + +Any ways... Ifits in Louie again this year, Im sure I can make it...let him +know..thanks. + + +The Dictator +The Dark Side BBS + ++++++++++++End Example ++++++++++++++ + +The reference to "Louie" is to summercon. +The telephone number listed above was left on a public BBS (in a different +message) in the general message section by The Dictator in a public request +for another user to call him. It is also the number that others have given +us independently as one he gave them for voice contact. Hence, the number +appears directly and unequivocally linked to The Dictator. Attempts to +contact him through that number, however, reach a machine, and the person +who responds to that machine has, for several months, refused to return +calls collect or otherwise. + +Even after allegations of his apparent role in the video tapes of Summercon +'88 surfaced, the dictator made no effort to hide his connection to The +Dark Side. He left the following in response to several callers bickering +among themselves over a Chicago BBS also known as "The Dark Side." He makes +it clear the two are separate entities: + +++++ BEGIN EXAMPLE HERE +++++ + +%logged circa Sept 25, 1990% + +From: THE DICTATOR Read: 27 times [1 Reply] + +Subject: The Dark Side + +What area code is "The Dark Side BBS" that you two are refering to? That +isnt the old "Dark Side Of The Moon" BBS is it? Just curious. I used to +run The Dark Side in 602, and its just a bit odd seeing the name pop up +with someone else as the SYSOP.. heheh + +The Dictator +/s +shit + ++++++++++++End Example ++++++++++++++ + +The Dictator of The Dark Side and the above messages as also linked to the +Secret Service informant by the nature of the logs he provided to them. We +will continue to provide details of the substance of the documents in +coming issues. However, messages printed in the Secret Service document +allude to private e-mail sent to "CI 404-235," and these can be traced to +The Dictator as the recipient by examining existing e-mail logs retained or +acquired by others. + +The Craig Neidorf trial led to the revelation that the Secret Service had +video-taped parts of Summercon '88 in St. Louis surrepticiously. One +participant at Summercon who also viewed the tapes indicated that the tape +captured the events in The Dictator's room from an adjoining room. If +true, it indicated that advance cooperation and preparation were necessary +between the participant-informant and the tapers. + +Why is it necessary to reveal the identity of the informant? We value +privacy and we have no wish to embarrass those who may be coerced into +performing unnatural acts for the government. However, if the Secret +Service are correct, their informant was a willing volunteer who was paid +for his services. Those who find betraying alike the innocent and guilty +indiscriminantly for monetary gain are as ethically bankrupt as those who +buy the service. Our abridged dictionary doesn't contain the term for those +who get paid for performing unnatural acts, but it will come to us +eventually. + +The informant was on a number of boards, and because he reported *FOR +MONETARY GAIN*, we cannot be sure how many innocent people had their logs +passed on, how these logs may have been edited or interpreted by law +enforcement, or what uses were made of the information once acquired. The +strangely creative interpretations and cavalier disregard of "reality" by +federal prosecutors and some Secret Service agents are too troublesome to +allow presumption of good-faith use. We STRONGLY URGE all persons who have +been or currently are on a board with The Dictator to search their logs and +consider filing a Freedom of Information Act request (see concluding file). + + ******************************************************************** + ** THE DARK SIDE BBS: A SNAPSHOT ** + ******************************************************************** + +For those who wonder what kind of board The Dark Side was, it appears from + reports and logs and other sources that it was not well maintained, had 8 +message bases with few messages, and the discussion was fairly general: + ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ + +From: +Subject: The Dark Side BBS Log-In Screen +Date: Sat, 12 Jan 91 14:19:25 EST + +Is this helpful? It was captured in March of '89. I think there were 8 +message sections, but the only ones of any interest were 1 (general), 2 +(security) and 3 (Da Elites). There were a couple of funny things about the +board. It seemed to be up and down a lot, and the sysop never seemed to +know how to run it. He was always having problems with the simplest things. +He was defensive and always seemed worried about narcs. He didn't have many +elite users and the ones listed didn't contribute. There weren't many new +messages whenever I checked, and from the logs I'm sending, I only counted +less than 10 posters over a two week period. Really lame. Guess the rest of +us just logged on and logged off. There was a rumor he was busted in +Arizona and turned informant and that he was living next to the +secret service in summercon '88. Oh. I didn't edit anything out, so please +take out the names if you use this. To make it official, I got this off The +Dark Side BBS at telephone number 602-789-9269 in March of 1989. +I swear it's all true and virgin and blah blah blah. + + ----begin Dark Side capture--- + + ** 300/1200/2400 Baud ** + + You are now connected to + The Dark Side BBS + + The Information Capital Of + The World! + + + SYSOP - The Dictator + +Disclaimer : + Any unauthorized access attempts may constitute a +violation of 1986 federal computer crime laws, +punishable by both civil and criminal remedies. + The information made available on this BBS is +for informational and educational uses only. I +am not responsible for any misuse or criminal acts +from this information. It is the responsibility +solely by the user and we assume no liability for +any actions of the user. + With use of system password you hereby agree to +the terms of this contract and shall be held liable +for any misuse of said contained information and may +expose you to both civil and criminal penalties under +law. + Any unauthorized or misuse of valid logon and +passwords constitute both civil and criminal violations, +punishable under law. + + + + + + + +Your name: xxxxxx +Password: ##### + +You are caller #xxx +Logged at xx:xx xx on xx-Mar-89 + +Last call : xx-xx-89 +Access : xxxxxxxxxxxxx +Privilege : 10 +Time limit: 60 +D/U ratio : Disabled +High msg : xxx +Calls : xx +Messages : xx +Downloads : x +Uploads : xx + +Checking for messages... + +(identifying msgs deleted) + +These message(s) have been +marked for your retrieval + +System contains xxx msgs (1-2xx) + +Remember: +That the SYSOP, (Thats me), has the right to review everything on +this system! I like the idea of covering my butt in all cases... +If you dont agree with the idea of my reviewing everything then +you should hang up now. If you do agree with this, then at the +next prompt, type 'Y'. +N:No; Hang up +Y:I agree with the terms + +Do You Agree With The Terms Of The Disclaimer? y + + 13-Mar-89 02:01 AM +Subj: PAY ATTENTION! +From: Sysop + To: All + +Ok guys and gals...listen up.. + +Ive been informed that there is a strong possiblility that The Sorcer (sp) who +runs the code line is a narc. This has not been confirmed, but it has not +been denied. Please beaware of it and be careful. + +There have been a few busts recently, so be aware of your surroundings and be +careful of everything your doing..ok, guys? Perhaps you will respect my +security measures here on the system. Id like to think that we can all trust +each other here..if you have any questions, suggestions, comments, ect...let +me know. + +Thanks guys. Take care. Let me know what you know so we can stay one step +ahead of the competition. (grin) +(REply Quit ?): + +---End of intro to DARK SIDE BBS--- + +%moderators' comment: We agree there is a style to the sysop's +participation that seems probing. It is always possible that his +supervisors provided him with questions or other strategies to begin +various types of discussions or to lead topics in a particular direction. +As we obtain more logs, we will look for patterns. + + ****************************************************************** + ** A RE-EXAMINATION OF THE SECRET SERVICE "STING BOARD" CLAIMS ** + ****************************************************************** +In CuD 1.18 (file 5), we reprinted the response from the Secret Service, +signed by John R. Simpson, Director, to Rep. Don Edwards (Chair of the +House Subcommitee on Civil and Constitutional Rights), dated April 30, +1990. Mr. Edwards submitted a list of questions to the SS asking about +surveillance of BBSs. Parts of it seem especially relevant to the issue of +informants. + +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ + + DEPARTMENT OF TREASURY + UNITED STATES SECRET SERVICE + WASHINGTON, DC 20223 + APR 30 1990 + + The Honorable Don Edwards + Chairman + Subcommittee on Civil and Constitutional Rights + Committee on the Judiciary + House of Representatives + Washington, D.C. 20515 + + Dear Mr. Chairman: + + Thank you for your letter of April 3, 1990, concerning your + committee's interest in computer fraud. We welcome the + opportunity to discuss this issue with your committee and I + hope the following responses adequately answer your + questions. + +%First question and response omitted--see CuD 1.18 File #5% + + Question 2: + + Has the Secret Service ever monitored any computer bulletin + boards or networks? Please describe the procedures for + initiating such monitoring, and list those computer bulletin + boards or networks monitored by the Secret Service since + January 1988. + + Response: + + Yes, we have occasionally monitored computer bulletin boards. + The monitoring occurred after we received complaints + concerning criminal activity on a particular computer bulletin + board. The computer bulletin boards were monitored as part of + an official investigation and in accordance with the directives + of the Electronic Communications Privacy Act of 1986 (Title + 18 USC 2510) + + The procedures used to monitor computer bulletin boards + during an official investigation have involved either the use of + an informant (under the direct supervision of the investigating + agent) or an agent operating in an undercover capacity. In + either case, the informant or agent had received authorization + from the computer bulletin board's owner/operator to access + the system. + + We do not keep records of the bulletin boards which we have + monitored but can provide information concerning a particular + board if we are given the name of the board. + +%Question 3 omitted% + Question 4: + + Has the Secret Service or someone acting under its direction + ever created a computer bulletin board or network that was + offered to the public? Please describe any such bulletin board + or networks. + + Response: + + No, the U. S. Secret Service has not created a computer bulletin + board nor a network which was offered to members of the + public. We have created an undercover bulletin board which + was offered to a select number of individuals who had + demonstrated an interest in conducting criminal activities. + This was done with the guidance of the U.S. Attorney's office + and was consistent with the Electronic Communications + Privacy Act. + +%Question 5 omitted% + + (end Secret Service Response) + ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ + +The SS response refers to only a single sting/undercover board, and because +the identify of the Dark Side was revealed as a sting board by the SS, we +conclude that the board referred to below and The Dark Side are the same. +We also suggest that this response is less than forthcoming, perhaps even +deceptive, for at least two reasons: + +1. Prosecutors can nitpick over legal nuances of the meaning of the +following: + + "The procedures used to monitor computer bulletin boards during + an official investigation have involved either the use of an + informant (under the direct supervision of the investigating + agent) or an agent operating in an undercover capacity. In + either case, the informant or agent had received authorization + from the computer bulletin board's owner/operator to access the + system." + +To mere layfolk unlettered in law, the language implies that the sysop of a +surveilled system allowed access with knowledge that the surveillor was an +agent or informant. If a sysop does not know that he/she has given access +to a potential agitator or provocateur, then the spirit of the law seems +compromised. According to Dr Ripco, some users in the past did identify +themselves as affiliated with law enforcement. The Dictator was not one of +these. + +A second claim in the SS response is less ambiguous. The Director writes: + + "No, the U. S. Secret Service has not created a computer bulletin + board nor a network which was offered to members of the public. + We have created an undercover bulletin board which was offered + to a select number of individuals who had demonstrated an + interest in conducting criminal activities. This was done with + the guidance of the U.S. Attorney's office and was consistent + with the Electronic Communications Privacy Act." + +Now, we could quibble about what constitutes the "general public." But this +statement by The Director of the Secret Service does not correspond to +several facts. First, and most offensive, is the claim that The Dark Side +"AS OFFERED TO A SELECT GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS WHO HAD DEMONSTRATED AN +INTEREST IN CONDUCTING CRIMINAL ACTIVITIES." This is simply not true! The +Dark Side was explicitly advertised on other quasi-public boards, including +The Central Office, and was found in the BBS lists of other boards. In +PHRACK #20 (file 12), there is a two line advertisement reading: "The +Dictator is looking for users to call his bulletin board," and it provides +the number as (602) 789-9269. The Dictator also left the following message +on The Phoenix Project (which, despite it's reputation was open and readily +accessible): + +--Begin Phoenix Project Message--- +> +>13/100: the dark side +>Name: The Dictator #115 +>Date: 10:42 pm Fri Nov 04, 1988 +> +>attention: +> the dark side bbs is up and running...any user that wishes to become +>a part of history...please call..this is yet another hard working system +>that wishes to make its mark in computer history. +> +> give us a call.. +> +> the dictator +> +>dark side bbs 602-789-9864 +> +>summer con '88 members given imddiate access + +The number given is different from the one later identified in SS +documents as the sting board number. Perhaps it was typo, or perhaps +it was and it was presumably changed shortly after this message was +left. An anonymous sysop of a board in the Midwest told CuD that the +Dictator personally left the number of The Dark Side on the BBS, and +recalls at least one public message in which The Dictator left a +public message requesting people call it. This BBS in question was a +quasi-open board in that--as most boards, including public ones--after +a preliminary log-in, virtually everybody who seemed "non-loony" was +validated. The point is that The Dictator was ACTIVELY SOLICITING +CALLERS OPENLY, and not simply inviting a "select few" to call the +board who "demonstrated an interest in conducting criminal +activities." One user who documents participation on The Dark Side +from shortly after it's inception states that The Dictator encouraged +him to tell his friends to call The Dark Side and, at one time shortly +after it "went up after being down" actually "seemed desperate for new +users." + +According to information from several DARK SIDE users and logs they have +provided from The Dictator on his own system and on others, The Dictator +took an active role in generating message topics. According to one source, +The Dictator would rarely provide information, but would attempt to generate +seemingly innocent topics that might, in retrospect, provide the kind of +"documentary evidence" (especially if take out of context) that could lead +to suspicion or to searches. The following were provided as examples of +"typical" ways that a discussion topic might be generated. We observed +from the responses to these notes (that we deleted), that the innocent +question would elicit a technical or potentially incriminating answer of +the type used prejudicially in the sentencing memorandum of the Atlanta +Three, or of the type used to justify the raid on Steve Jackson Games. The +lesson we take from the following is that the Secret Service, through the +use of an informant, seems to have *ELICITED* statements that could be used +as evidence. + +++++ BEGIN SELECTED SYSOP QUOTES FROM 1989 +++++ + + + Msg: #192 Sec: 7 - Security + 24-Feb-89 10:13 PM +Subj: ATTENTION +From: Sysop + To: All + +Ok guys...heres the scoop... + +Since the incarsaration of one AZ KID, The Dark Side BBS has engaged PARANIOA +MODE.. + +If you didnt read in the previous post, the AZ KID was served with a search +warrent a few days ago for some local and otherwise federal phreaking. + +This board will remain in paranioa mode until the developments of the AZ KID +come into play. Lets just say that there are a few things that the AZ KID +could suggest that would/could be hazardous to this boards health. SO, please +keep the posts to a .... ahem .... legal sence. + +Thank you... + +As updates to this situation come into play, you will be updated. For those +of you who may have experience in these circumstances, please leave me +mail...as much info that I can gather in this pressing situation the more I +can help my upcoming ulcer. + +Thanks + + + + + Msg: #251 Sec: 1 - General + 09-Mar-89 02:06 AM +Subj: Ok Now what +From: Sysop + To: All + +Ok people... + +Suggestion time. Im looking for a few trustworthy people that want to help me +out with the system to help it grow... I need as many suggestions as possible. + We have really been growing in the past couple of weeks, and I am gaing +multiple sources of info to boost the integrity of this system. + +Help me out here people, I cant do it on my own...Leave me E-Mail + +TD + + + Msg: #248 Sec: 8 - Da Elites + 09-Mar-89 01:53 AM +Subj: #243 - divertors +From: Sysop + To: (Name Deleted) + +Interesting concept! + However, I am not too familair with divertors...There are a lot of concepts +I understand and what not, however...lemme see if I can put this into words... + + What about open divertors? It is true that divertors work like call +forwarding, however, is it theoridcally (sp) possible to find an open divertor +and have it dial your line? + + In high school just for the fun of it, we bought a DTMF chip from our +local Rat Shack store and basically built a call forwarding system that we +could attach to any ones line (if need be) to then have the DTMF chip call to +any number needed. + + It worked well...primitive, but well... + +TD + + + Msg: #247 Sec: 1 - General + 09-Mar-89 01:48 AM +Subj: #244 - alala +From: Sysop + To: (Name deleted) + +Who makes the most popular PBX system? + +The reason for asking is for curiosity sake. There are a lot of different +features within a PBX..... + , TD + + + Msg: #235 Sec: 8 - Da Elites + 06-Mar-89 05:18 PM +Subj: Radius's (R) +From: Sysop + To: all + +What can anyone tell us about radius's? This is a subject area that I admitt +I am no good at! + +TD + + + Msg: #234 Sec: 8 - Da Elites + 06-Mar-89 05:17 PM +Subj: divertors (R) +From: Sysop + To: all + +What can any one tell us about diverters?? + +Discussion time! + +Reply(s) #243 + + + + Msg: #228 Sec: 7 - Security + 06-Mar-89 12:36 AM +Subj: Ummmmm +From: Sysop + To: All + +Ok guys...lemme ask a general question here that seems to have me a bit +confused... + +About a week or so ago, AZ KID had a search warrent served on his house, and +they took in possession several tapes, tape player, ect, ect.. However, he +has not been arrested or charged with ANY kind of a crime. He still does not +have his confiscated equipment back, so I am thinking that they think they +have something on him... + +My question is, should he be charged by now?? Its got me a bit concerned. I +thought usually they would have charged him with a crime, or let it go by +now....Unless of course he "plea bargined"... + I dont know..Ive talked to him, but he "doesnt know whats going on" + +So...What do you guys think,eh?? + + + + Msg: #227 Sec: 7 - Security + 05-Mar-89 01:38 AM +Subj: CNA (R) +From: Sysop + To: All + +We all know that CNA gives you the Customer Name and Address if you have the +number, is there a department that has the Number if you have the Name, or +address, or something of that sort??? + +TD + + + Msg: #225 Sec: 1 - General + 05-Mar-89 01:34 AM +Subj: #211 - Text files +From: Sysop + To: (Name deleted) + +Any kind of text file that you see fit to better this system. Its the users +that make the system. This BBS will work on a diplomatic system. (And Ill +have thelast word..har har har) + +Once youve been voice validated, Im sure youll understand what text files will +be benificail to this system + +TD + ++++ END SYSOP QUOTES +++ + +The tenor and content of these and other messages by the sysop suggest that +the SS's operative was not passive or particularly selective, and may have +generated the kinds of evidence for which he was being paid by his leading +questions. If The Dictator was indeed operating under the "direct +supervision" of a field investigator, then it would seem that the SS knew +full well that the information it supplied to Rep. Edwards was, at best, +misleading: Recruiting users was for The Dark Side was hardly "selective," +but quite open, and those who called stood a chance of being drawn into +discussion initiated by the sysop, a paid informant of the secret service, +who turned the logged files over to them. + +It would seem that either the SS has little control over its operatives +(which suggests incompetency) or that it knows full well what its +operatives do and choses to redefine reality in self-serving ways. Either +way, the responses by the SS to Rep. Edwards should be re-examined and +those who were involved in the undercover investigation held accountable. + + ******************************************************** + ** WHAT'S THE POINT? ** + ******************************************************** + +When the federal government uses *paid* informants, nobody wins. +Officially sanctioned deception and betrayal, as Gary Marx argued in his +book "Undercover: Police Surveillance in America," is generally far more +detrimental to public order in the long run than whatever "crimes" the +deception targets. + +When federal agencies set up sting boards and use informants to gather, +even generate, diverse information that is in turn given to agents as +potential "evidence" of wrong doing, there can be problems. In the 1960s +and 1970s, we have seen through various class action suits, congressional +hearings, FOIA requests, and other inquiries, how abuse of information by +those who collected it resulted in lost employment opportunities and other +uncool consequences. In the past year, we have also seen the misuse of +information in indictments, sentencing memorandums, and especially in +several search affidavits and seizure warrants. + +Most of us are concerned if agencies collect information on us against our +knowledge, because the potential for harm can be subtle. Many readers of +CuD have called a variety of bulletin boards considerated to be +"underground." When an agency such as the Secret Service sets up a STING +board and PAYS an informant to capture logs, those of us who call these +boards have reason to be concerned with how our **LEGAL, LEGITIMATE** posts +may be interpreted and used by agents. When we recall that one sysop was +liked to a fraud conspiracy because of a two line comment that kermit is a +7-bit protocol used primarily on mainframes, our confidence in agents' +interpretive competence diminishes. + +Our intent has not been to embarrass The Dictator. If it were, we would +include the name he uses when socializing with others. + +IT WOULD ALSO BE TOTALLY REPREHENSIBLE IF OTHERS WERE TO ENGAGE IN +HARASSMENT OR OTHER RESPONSE AGAINST HIM! The CU has increasingly been +united by principles of justice, and to engage in unjust acts because we +feel others have done the same to us violates those principles we are +working toward. + +Calls to the "voice number" The Dictator has left on at least one public +post on a public board, and given to others, have gone not received a +response. Messages left to him on BBSs have also not generated contact. We +continue to invite him to contact us and give his side of the story. There +are generally shades of grey in even the darkest images, and if he contacts +us we promise either a fair and impartial story, or, he can write his own +version and we will publish it unedited. + +We also remind readers that the issue IS NOT an individual. At stake in +all this is the issue of privacy and police power as we enter the 21st +century. When laws cannot keep up with technology, the consequences may be +ill-considered strategies for monitoring and punishing alleged wrong-doers. +As Gary Marx reminds us in his book "Undercover" (p. 233): + + In a democratic society, covert police tactics, along + with many of the other surveillance techniques, offer us a + queasy ethical and moral paradox. The choice between anarchy + and repression is not a happy one, wherever the balance is + struck. We are caught on the horns of a moral dilemma. In + Machiavelli's words: %Never% let any state ever believe that + it can always adopt safe policies...we never try to escape + one difficulty without running into another; but prudence + consists in knowing how to recognize the nature of the + difficulties and how to choose the least bad as good." + Sometimes undercover tactics will be the least bad. Used + with great care, they may be a necessary evil. The + challenge is to prevent them from becoming an intolerable + one. + +-----------------------------------end here------------------------------------ + + + We reprint the complete issue, because it is too important to be omitted +and by not "cutting" out sections, or editing out 'non-Ripco' parts, you get +the complete story, compact and complete. A CuD Classic. + + After this issue, many questions were asked about using an informant, +how legal it is, and what to do about it, but it thinned out when nothing +really happened. Dr. Ripco still hadn't gotten his equipment back, and +Ripco ][ was up and running. Small requests from readers of CuD about updates +on the case and answers from the Moderators was all that could be said/read. + + + + +----------------------------------start here----------------------------------- + +++++++++++++ +Case Updates +++++++++++++ + +>>RIPCO: The Ripco case has not been forgotten. Counsel for Dr. Ripco +is holding strategies close to the vest, and because the seizure of +the BBS is alleged by the Secret Service to be part of an on-going +investigation, things move even more slowly. CuD filed an FOIA +request to the Secret Service for information on Ripco, and the +response was: + + With regard to Ripco, we regret to inform you that we cannot + comply. according to the Freedom of Information Act, there + are no records or documents available to you. + + Persuant to 5 U.S.C. 552 (b) (7) (A), this file is being + exempted since disclosure could reasonably be expected to + interfere with enforcement proceedings. The citation of the + above exemption is not to be construed as the only exemption + which may be available under the Freedom of Information Act. + +The original search affidavit for the search on May 7, 1990, cites "CI +404-235," a "volunteer, paid" Secret Service informant, as the primary +source of the goverment's information. "CI 404-235" was also the +informant responsible for providing information that led to the raid +on RIPCO. In CuD 3.02, we reported that the Secret Service indicated +that this informant ran a sting board that we identified as THE DARK +SIDE (run by a sysop known as THE DICTATOR who continues to call +boards around the country. + +-----------------------------------end here------------------------------------ + + The last we heard about Ripco BBS and Dr. Ripco from CuD was in Vol.3, +Issue #14 April 26, 1991 which said that "...no charges have been filed +against him[Dr. Ripco]." and that "He remains in limbo, his equipment has +not been returned, and he still does not know why." + + Until now, nothing more has been said about this case, and that's how +we got the idea to make a compillation about Ripco from the beginning to +this date (December 1991) with this following extra update. This information +was written to me [The Chief] during an E-Mail discussion by Dr. Ripco. He +also gave me permission to use the information to write this file. + + + Dr. Ripco 'Interview' November 1991 Reprinted with permission + ----------------------------------- Edited parts marked with + + +Question : Do you think the Secret Service is monitoring your board? +--------------------------------------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : ...no there hasn't been anymore digging by the s.s. since + the original bust as far as i can tell. right now i'm pretty sure + they don't know what to do next with this matter. everything seems + stalled as far as i can tell. + + +Question : Are you worried about having been investigated by them[The SS]? +--------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : i'm not sure if there is anything to really worry about as far + as being investigated by them. from the copies of the legal papers + we turned up they only used the informant for all the + investigations. no taps, DNR's or surveillance. the only things + they looked into (as far as i was concerned) was the phone records + as far as proving i owned the line and a request to have them + turned off the day of the seizure. there is no indication they did + a mud report which would of listed everyone i was calling nor was + there anything to show the building or myself was being watched. + + +Question : How about getting your equipment back? +-------------------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : i'm pretty sure they put all their eggs in one basket and relied + on the reports the informant was passing along, which is the big + mistake overall. i'm pretty confident now this matter would be weak + for them to bring to court or set up an indictment. the big + question is if the stuff will ever be returned at all or at least + before it becomes obsolete. + + +Question : What can we do to prevent this from happening again? +---------------------------------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : all we can do is keep showing the stupidity of the government in + this matter and hope it doesn't happen again on that scale. + + +----------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Here we compare the confiscation of Ripco BBS with a similar case in Sweden] +[where the equipment of an Underground BBS was confiscated, but the SysOp ] +[wasn't charged for anything or arrested. The equipment is still confiscated] +----------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + +Question : About different levels of punishment for different hacker-"crimes" + Today there's only one level and no difference between a normal + hacker and someone who crash systems. +------------------------------------------------------------------------------ +Dr. Ripco : well i guess both the governments[Swedish and U.S.] are on the + wrong track. i agree with you that the degree of the crime should + have some bearing on what should be done. i don't know much about + sweden but its seems it has the same odd quirks as here. + ...its almost that they don't think about what is really going on, + just pass the panic along. + + +Question : How did it start over there[In the U.S.]? +----------------------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : the mess here was started by two u.s. assistant attorneys who came + up with the abstract of computer crime. the picture they painted is + completely wrong but the damage is already done. there has already + occurred what should of been minor events turn into major actions + which really screws up peoples lives. + + +Question : About the legalities and computer crime[In the U.S.]. +----------------------------------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : although any type of computer crime is still a crime, around here + they automatically add in the rico stuff and try to make it look + like a conspiracy and a variation of racketeering. thus for what + is usually a minor offense turns into a felony case that drains + the subject just trying to defend himself on charges that shouldn't + of been brought up in the first place. + + +Question : Can Ripco ][ reach the same level as Ripco once did? +---------------------------------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : well all i can do is keep plugging away, the original ripco was + made out to be a cornerstone in the "computer underground" but + naturally no one around here thinks that. if anything, the way + things are now here isn't all that different than the seized one. + + +Question : What about the EFF trying to change things and help? +---------------------------------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : i really don't know if anything can be done either to change + things. the legal groups set up here are doing their best but + i really get the feeling it isn't going to go anywhere. its not + that they aren't trying their best, its the odds against the whole + thing thats the problem. + + +Question : Can we do something to change the public's view of hackers/the CU? +------------------------------------------------------------------------------ +Dr. Ripco : the feds in charge here (although they have seem to be disappearing + lately) constantly feed the public at large misleading and + incorrect information to sway things to their side and justify the + actions. the woman who used to be in charge of the mess i'm + involved in stated something like an estimate $3 billion is lost to + computer fraud in the u.s. every year. even if that figure is true, + most of the real people involved with computers said that probably + 70 to 80% of that is internal losses not hacking. + + but naturally the feds downplay that and put ye old hackers as the + cause of the entire loss. even that d.e.a. watts line that was + broken into was overblown. the estimated losses based on what mci + or whoever the provider was indicates the line must of been used 24 + hours a day, 7 days a week for 2 years to even come close to the + figure. + + i think the point i'm trying to make is that everyone on the + "inside" (us i suppose) knows that there is a degree to everything + that goes on in the telecom world but how is that explained to john + q. public against these numbers they keep tossing around? they are + the authoritive powers that are expected to know what going on and + although the public has less and less trust in what the government + says, this matter is kinda closed knit only having a effect on a + minority of the overall public. + + so trying to convince a public that isn't really interested in the + subject is where i think it isn't going to go anywhere for the mean + time based on what the government keeps saying what THEY think is + going on. + + +Question : So what can we do when we can't get through to the general public? +------------------------------------------------------------------------------ +Dr. Ripco : i guess winning the little legal battles, one at a time might have + a pay off sooner or later so i just don't see a good clean cut + right now at solving this problem in one swoop. + + + +Question : I think it will be better in a few years, now that we have EFF + and other organizations working to help us[hackers]. How about you? +------------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : i'd say you are looking on the bright side of things if in fact +what you say about things being better in a couple years is true. i think the +actions here in the u.s. by the feds damaged things that'll never go back to +normal. sort of losing your virginity if ya know what i mean. + + +Question : About this interview not being interesting. +------------------------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : ...there just isn't much to say about it overall. see + technically, i wasn't arrested, charged, indicted or anything else + like that. the original ripco bbs along with other non-related + items were simply seized by the u.s. secret service for reasons + that are still not clear. + + +Question : But don't you think people are interested? +------------------------------------------------------ +Dr. Ripco : since nothing happened to me personally, i'm really no different + than anyone else right now, i can run this board, move, leave the + country or do anything else as i please. this is where my beef is + rather than an accused man really being innocent pleading his case. + it's one thing for the government to conduct an investigation to + find/locate/arrest criminals. it's another thing to go on a witch + hunt, sweep a possible trouble spot, grab everything and hope + enough turns up to make a case. + + +Question : But why do you think they confiscated your equipment and not + charge you with anything? +------------------------------------------------------------------------ +Dr. Ripco : logically reasoning things out comes to two possible conclusions + (others may apply but these are the best guess)... + + #1: they thought or had reason to think i was some sort of computer + criminal and by seizing my computers would provide the missing + link (if any) to formally charge me. + + -or- + + #2: they may have known that i in fact had no criminal actions but + the bbs could provide them with worthwhile information since it + was veiwed as a nest, breeding hackers to the outside world. + gaining full access to it would give them some kind of door to + the "underground". + + i really don't know on either. #1 doesn't make a whole lot of sense + because after talking upon hours with people who are knowledgeable + in seizures, the makeup, the actions, etc. it appears i should of + been arrested and charged within days of the seizure. more normal + is to seize the possible evidence, arrest to "hold" the subject for + 72 hours while the evidence was examined, then file the proper + charges. + + #2 seems to apply more because i AM clean, always have been. kinda + stupid to operate a menace to society (their view, not mine) if the + operator is a big time card, phreak and hacker all rolled into one. + wouldn't you agree? the actions behind #2 is what pisses me off. + + +Question : But how could they confiscate your equipment if #2 is the truth? +---------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : here we have a situation where a bbs and freedom of speech come + head to head. the bbs itself does not commit illegal actions, we + didn't even have codes posted in years. the operator is just that, + an operator, no outside activities to link what he does in his free + time to what activities goes on with the board. now enters the + secret service with a profile, a written document which describes + the makeup of a hacker bbs, how things are hidden or altered from + the public in an attempt to deceive the "real" activity going on + beneath the surface. they conclude ripco fits the profile and + voila, ripco gets seized. + + +Question : What can you do about it? +------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : i don't have any recourse. i'm not an accused man who has his day + in court coming. i can't do anything to challenge this. all i can + do is file a suit against the government to have the stuff + returned. estimated cost? at least 3 to 4 times the value of the + equipment taken. get reimbursed for the legal fees? can't do that. + will following through and winning the suit help in the scheme of + things? no... winning will be that only, a win, does not set a + precedent because the suit would be on the actions of the + investigation, not the merits of the investigation itself. + + so where does that leave me? sitting here. like the attorneys said, + sit and wait. either they'll (the feds) attempt an indictment and + we can fight then or the statue of limitations will run out and we + win(?) by default. by then the hardware will be so out of date the + only value of it will be to collectors of ancient computers. its + almost unbelievable to think i would be better off being charged + with something from the start. + + i know this is getting a bit long but one more fact that was + presented to me is they could charge me with something else non- + related to what they were after in the first place. they took 3 + computer systems and somewhere between 2 and 3 thousand disks i + accumulated over the last 10-11 years. anything they find on those + disks that could lead to a conclusion that a crime was committed, + could in fact be presented as evidence to other charges. + + another words as an example, they come in expecting to catch a + carder, hacker or phreak but all that surfaces is a couple poison + pen letters threating the president or some other public official. + justify the investigation... no problem. go for it. + + +Question : What's the bottom line here? +---------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : the bottom line is to get people to imagine wherever they are + sitting, in their home or apartment, the government acting in the + welfare of the public kicks your door down and takes everything + you own only because you are under suspicion of doing something + wrong, they don't know exactly but after everything is seized, + they'll figure something out. can anyone really be 100% clean? + isn't judgement day supposed to happen when you get to the pearly + gates? + + i don't care where you live, that isn't right and shouldn't be done + but that's where i'm at and welcome to it. + + +Question : Then it is the legal system that has to be changed. +--------------------------------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : ...my complaint isn't with the why's of the investigation but + the how's of it. if the government showed anything to reenforce the + idea that a proper investigation has taken place, i'd probably be + sitting waving a flag and say i'm glad i was part of something that + will bring criminals to justice. the problem is as i see it, the + government, the people doing the supposed investigation and the + means they are using are the real crime. we involved are the ones + that are going to take the fall to cover themselves up. + + +Question : Is it ok to use this information in an upcoming file from uXu + about you[Dr. Ripco] and Ripco BBS? +------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : yeah, no problem. if there's something about the feds fishing + expedition that might be of interest, by all means pass the + story around. keep in mind i'm not the only one either, according + to the press release the s.s. gave out after the sweep there was + 27 warrants issued that day in 13 u.s. cities. i'm not really + sure if that means there are 26 other people besides me because i + was actually served with 2 seizure warrants. + + +Question : So what's the deal with the 26 other people? +-------------------------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : i can safely say the others are probably in the same boat although + we have no idea who they are. up to this point i'm the only one to + come forward publicly and requests to the government for just the + names have been turned down. actually the government has turned + down all the requests which is part of the matter that pisses me + off. i have a feeling if the others were able to be contacted, you + would probably find similar stories to mine. this to me is logical, + if i'm the only one kicking and screaming it doesn't carry very + far, if were able to become a collective group it might cause them + some real grief. the feds keeping us apart from each other is in + their best interest. + + +Question : What do you think of the informant, The Dictator? +------------------------------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : ...personally i think the informant (who is still calling + here) didn't just inform as his job should of been. it seemed + to me from his activities it comes closer to what we call + entrapment. but that's just my opinion fer now. + + +Question : How about legal issues? Can this file be used as "evidence" + against you in any way, or help the Feds? +----------------------------------------------------------------------- +Dr. Ripco : my attorney [though] asked that i shouldn't pass along some things + which favor our legal side so i can't really go into what things + we turned up and the contents but keeping the general nature of it + is no problem. as he put it, another thing that favors the feds in + this case is the fact that no arrest or charge has been brought + forth yet. this leaves the end open to them and me screaming + bloodly murder/anti government retoric might push them to do + something just to bust my balls. + + -------------------- + [End Of "Interview"] + -------------------- + + So, this is how it is today with Dr. Ripco, and the confiscated equipment. +If something happens, either way, we will write about it. + +Many thanks to Dr. Ripco for letting me use the information, and being +helpful in every way possible, showing me where to find useful things to make +this file and for putting up with a lot of dumb questions. Without his help, +this update wouldn't been possible. + +Thanks also to CuD, The best source for news in the Computer Underground. +(Thank god you're FTP-able! :-)) It would have been a tough job, gathering +information about Operation SunDevil and updates on Ripco BBS without it. + + ----------------- + [CuD Information] + ----------------- + + Moderators: Jim Thomas and Gordon Meyer (TK0JUT2@NIU.BITNET) + +Issues of CuD can be found in the Usenet alt.society.cu-digest news +group, on CompuServe in DL0 and DL4 of the IBMBBS SIG, DL1 of LAWSIG, +and DL0 and DL12 of TELECOM, on Genie, on the PC-EXEC BBS at (414) +789-4210, and by anonymous ftp from ftp.cs.widener.edu (147.31.254.20), +chsun1.spc.uchicago.edu, and dagon.acc.stolaf.edu. 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Digest contributors assume all + responsibility for ensuring that articles submitted do not + violate copyright protections. + + _______________________________________________________________________ + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-034.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-034.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..18c08c04 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-034.txt @@ -0,0 +1,92 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ## ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ## + + [ The Truth About Women ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + THE TRUTH ABOUT WOMEN + by THE GNN/DC/uXu + + + +Why are millions of women trying to oppress the men? Why do they hate + the other sex? Because of rape? Oppression? Stupid men? + + No. + + Because the lack of GOOD SEX! + + +Yes! This is true. Let me tell you why. In the beginning, the man +was 'ard and tough. He killed, maimed and lied. The woman was fucked +every day as a cow. Horrible? No, the female sex loves this. She want +to be hurt and beaten up now and then. + +But now we are in the future. The man has weakened! And the woman is +rather disappointed. So she tries to provoke the man to fuck her hard +and kick her by saying "oh you are no REAL man! you are a pig! you hurt +your woman! you are bad!" etc etc. She also tries to reach high positions +at work or prove to be smarter than a man (which always fails, but some +men doesn't dare to say the truth!). + +This works! Men rape and punch. And the woman loves it! She get a good +fuck and that's not all! She has made "rape" to a thing worse than death +so if she's smart, she can get loadsa money too! Oh, isn't it great to +be a woman? + +Unfortunately, some women can't get good sex as easy, because of a +disgusting look or an unsexy behaviour. They KNOW that their only +chance to a good fuck is to provoke the man. That's why they join +groups like "Woman Power" or "KAM" (Kill all men). By doing that, +they are soon raped by someone who's rather angry. + +Women doesn't say "oh fuck me hard!" because it's rather off-putting +to a man to hear that. He wants to be the leader of the act. That's +why women "dislike" sex in public. + + +So...what a woman really need is: +--------------------------------- + +1. A Good Rape. They love it. + +2. Some Spanking. Women need to be beaten up. + +3. Be Oppressed. That's the nature. The female is not meant to be a leader. + + +Make your girl happy! Rape her and kick her! Don't stop if she complains! +That's the last thing she want! If you do this every day, I'll promise +you that she will love you forever! + +Because the female is just a stupid jerk, only made for fucking! + + + /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + _______________________________________________________________________ + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-035.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-035.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..a523e432 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-035.txt @@ -0,0 +1,210 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ Wpoeiwop ] [ By The Chief ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + +Ok, Tony, now we're only One file from 10 for this release.. What can we +write about that's interesting, funny, deep AND stimulating at the same time? + +- I don't know. You decide. I have better things to do than writing + textfiles and shit like that. + +Oh yeah? And what is that? Playing games? Looking at GIF pics? Downloading +the latezzzzt warezzzz? + +- You can take THAT shit and eat it! No, I'm going for a ride in my new + Ferarri Testarossa (black) with Megan. That's what I'm doin'.. and you + can't stop me. No, You can't. That's what I'm sayin'. You can't stop Me. + an... an... + +Calm down Tony, calm down. + +- Arf! Arf! (jump jump jump) + +Down boy! Down!! Behave! Ah, that's better. Well.. if you're off with Megan, +perhaps the two of you could make something up, to write about I mean, eh? +Something like "How it is to have SEX in the back of a Ferarri", or "Suckin' +Ferarri's". Now how does that sound to you? + +- Sure, whatever, but I won't write it, that's what I'm sayin'. I won't write + it. I'll do it all right, but I ain't gonna write about it. That's your job, + do you understand what I'm sayin', that's YOUR job. It ain't mine. No. + +Hell, what's the matter with you today, Tony? You sound like the average +"Beverly Hills Cop II" attorney and/or business manager or 3RD BASS video- +judge for cryin' out loud. You can't go around sounding like that. We have +to do something about it! Yes, yes yes yes! THAT will make a great file! +"How to change your language from jerkness into uptown highclassness"! + +- It won't be good. I'm tellin' ya. It'll stink, that's for sure. I'll bet + my last bonds on it.. (and so on). + +Why not? The title sounds interesting, funny, deep and stimulating. Ok, so the +file itself will stink, but that's not important! You know, about 90% of the +files out today are just BIG titles, HUGE headlines or IMPORTANT warezz-reviews +so, why should we be different? Hey! I got a great idea here! Why not make a +"How To Change Your Language from Coolness into Warezzzness!!!!!" file? YEAH! +That'll be a HIT! + +- Sure, I'm with you on that project, but not the first one. That's what I + told you, and that's what I'm tellin' you now, buddy. Not the first one. + +Ok, so how do we do this? Interview a warezz d00d? + +- No, to suicidal. + +True, true. Hmm, perhaps we could download all files written by warezz +d00dzzz and read through them to get the information we need? + +- Do you have disabled then? + +What? + +- If you're going to download, you MUST have uploaded at least 100MB of + 0-dayzz warezzz or have DISABLED as UL/DL ratio. That's what it is. + +Ah. Okie dokie. Ehumm, I have it! We'll make it up! That's just how all the +other (I just read this term in a message, and I thought it to be interesting, +stimulating and very describing) 'new' "H/Pish" groups do. Yes, ok, so we've +got the title and how to make the file. Now, what should it contain? + +- Well, if we're going to publish something that looks like a warezzz d00d + publication, we got to have (quickly making a list) (and showing It!) + +AAAAAAAAA! Put your pants back on, Tony! + +- Oops, sorry. I'm just having trouble reading this script.. I thought "It" + meant.. well you know. + +I KNOW, but DON'T do it again, thank you very much. What a shock. I need a +drink here. Waiter! WAAAAAAAITER! + +- Oui, Messieurs. Vous avez? + +A large brandy for me please. Tony? You want anything from the bar? + +- As a matter of fact I think I will. A large... hmm.. yes, I'll have the + Shanghai Surprise Milkshake please. No, No! Make that a DOUBLE Shanghai + Surprise Milkshake... With onion and mushrooms please. + +- Ah, Messieur. Onion et Muschroom? + +- That's what I said, and that's what I'm sayin' now. Onion, O-N-I-O-N, and + Mushroom, M-U... + +- Oui Messieur. I heard you the first time. Je vais fetch it for you. + +What a jerk. + +- Really. + +- Comme un bastard! Mon dieu! + +Ok, so.. The last (10th as a matter of fact) file for this release will be +a file on how to make yourself understandable to warezzz d00dzzz. The title +will be "How to change your language from Coolness into Warezzzness" and we'll +make the whole thing up. That's about all we've got, right? + +- Sure. Whatever you say, but I start to doubt this project really. It's not + that it isn't good or interesting or mind I say, funny, really funny, or + extremely funny, but it won't work. + +Why not? Like I said, it's got the title for a major success. + +- Yes, I agree. But making shit up will make our readers mad, and they won't + want to get the next release after this one. That's how you kill a publication + like this one. Just look at all the 1000's of others. They managed to publish + about 5-6 files, and then they vanished, because they re-wrote old textfiles, + or made the shit up themselves. + +But that's how it is with fiction. You HAVE to make it up to make it work. +Fiction wouldn't be Fiction without making the shit up! (and what the hell +happened to your accent, Tony?) + +- But this isn't fiction. + +Sure it is. This is pure fiction. + +- Ok, so THIS is fiction, but the file about "How to..." we're talking about + isn't. That's the difference you know. Oh yeah, my accent. Oh, sorry I + forgot to use it, but I'll make it up to you, that's what I'm sayin', sure, + I'll make it up to you, you don't believe me, do you, well, that's just + what I said, and that's what I'm sayin'. + +All right, all right! I'm happier when you speak normally, I admit that. But +where the hell is that waiter? It's been ages since we ordered. + +- I'll bet he couldn't find any mushrooms or onion. Heh Heh Heh. + +Who cares. Now, let's continue this conversation. This IS fiction, and the +file about "How to.." is also fiction, because we haven't written it yet, and +it'll never be written either. Because THIS is fiction, we can't really say +that we will make another file, because we actually don't speak here. + +- But we are! We are speaking right now. I know I am at least. Right now I + mean. + +Yes, WE know that. But those who have made it this far down this script +don't. They just think all this is made up, that "those dumb uXu writers +couldn't find anything to write about, so they wrote this boring shit instead", +and that this really is fiction. + +- Are you sure about that? I mean, REALLY sure? + +Of course I'm sure. That's how it is. And you know what? + +- What? + +They're right. + +- No kidding!? + +Absolutely. No kidding. This IS the last file in the 3rd release from uXu. +I'm ashamed to admit it, but that is the truth. Who the hell wants to read +about how to make a conversation with some lame-ass warezz d00dz?? + +- I wouldn't. + +See? That's what I'm sayin'. (oh hell, I've got tha Tony flu'!) +What the hell, let those who made it this far know a small secret, so they +don't feel like they have been ripped off or anything. + +- Ok, which secret is that then? + +I don't know. You tell 'em. + +- Hmm, okay. Well.. ah.. ehrm.. I think I'll save it for the next "last file" + so they have something to look forward to. + +Ok, that sounds great. Ah! Here's our drinks. Thank you my good man. +Here's a 5'er for ya. Now don't you spend it all in one place. + +- Cheers! + +Cheers. + + _______________________________________________________________________ + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-036.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-036.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..42e15c37 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-036.txt @@ -0,0 +1,254 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ uXu INDEX 17-Dec-91 ] [ By THE CHIEF ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + Another month have passed, and even a couple of extra weeks too. + We're sorry that we didn't manage to keep the monthly release schedule + but like we have said, we don't follow any lines, schedules or rules, + we just write the files, and then when we have a bunch, we release + them to an unsuspecting audience. + + Well, that's enough about that. We're here again, with two new + members, and a more precise distribution board list. Please welcome + Mister Monochrome and Big A, our newest members. Mister Monochrome + really is our first U.S. member, and it's a pleasure having him + with us. Big A is yet another Swede, who will share his views on + the academical level of society, life and living. + + The Support Board List has finally been made, and we have three great, + fine, and well-sorted boards with us. Big thanks to the SysOps who + have made their boards available to us. Thanks also goes to Dispater, + who have made the new Phrack to what it was before, and for taking an + interest in uXu. + + I know there are a lot of people out there who have contacted me, + about becoming contributors, having their BBSs included in the + distribution site list and so on who aren't mentioned here. The reason + for that is one of these: + + 1) You haven't written anything yet for uXu and therefor + we can't list you as a contributor/member. + + 2) We haven't been able to logon at your board. Mostly + a password has been requested, which we haven't + received, or the BBS didn't answer when we called. + + Still, if you want to be a contributor/member, please contact me at + one of the boards at the end of this file for further information. + And if you already know that you want to write for/with us, please + include the file(s) you want us to publish. It is a lot easier for + us, and you will be added to the member/contributor list right away. + If you want your board to become a Distribution site, please include + the Phone-no, NUP/Password (if any) and the name of the board. + + Thanks and Merry X-Mas to everyone out there! + + The Chief + + + Current Members + + Name Specialities + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + The Chief - Fiction, Fun-N-Humor, Manuals, Awareness, Coolness. + The GNN - Terrorism, Anarchy, Weirdness. + Mister Monochrome - Lyrics, Terrorism, Anarchy. + Big A - Academical Ruminations. + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + Current Contributors + + Name Specialities + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Phearless Hacking/Phreaking, Tips/Trix/Advice, Crazy Fun-N-Humor. + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + Current Support Boards + + Name Phone Listed as + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Condemned Reality 618/397-7702 Main U.S. Distribution Site + Demon Roach Underground 806/794-4362 Submission/Contribution Inlet + Ripco ][ 312/528-5020 Submission/Contribution Inlet + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + _________________________________________________________________________ + + I N D E X - Standard Releases 00 - 36 [Aug/Dec 1991] + + + No Title Author Size + ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + [00] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k + [01] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k + [02] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k + [03] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k + [04] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k + [05] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k + [06] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k + [07] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k + [08] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k + [09] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k + [10] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k + [11] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k + [12] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k + [13] Suicide! The GNN 5k + [14] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k + [15] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k + [16] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k + [17] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k + [18] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k + [19] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k + [20] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k + [21] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k + [22] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k + [23] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k + [24] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k + [25] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k + [26] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k + [27] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k + [28] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k + [29] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k + [30] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k + [31] The Truth The GNN 4k + [32] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k + [33] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k + [34] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k + [35] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k + [36] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k + ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 12 [Aug/Dec 1991] + + + No Title Author Size + ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + [00] Introduktion Till uXu-S, Den Svenska Serien The Chief 4k + [01] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Dark Avenger Computer Sweden 4k + [02] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Sm† Notiser Computer Sweden 8k + [03] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.07 - Sm† Notiser Computer Sweden 5k + [04] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH Hackers Computer Sweden 5k + [05] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH S„kerhet Computer Sweden 5k + [06] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - Sm† Notiser Computer Sweden 7k + [07] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - L”senord Computer Sweden 6k + [08] Datav„rlden 1991 No.41 - Datorst”lder Datav„rlden 7k + [09] Datav„rlden 1991 No.41 - Smarta Kort Datav„rlden 5k + [10] Radio P1 'Kanalen' - CCC Kanalen 15k + [11] Blandade Tidningar - Sm† Notiser SvD,ID mm 6k + [12] VaktB - Best„mmelser f”r vaktpersonal Phearless 32k + ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + uXu - Description Index + Standard Releases + + ^ + / \ + / \ + /\ /\ + / \ / \ Underground eXperts United +< uXu > Release Update #3 + \ / \ / December 17th, 1991 + \/ \/ + \ / + \ / + v + +November December November December November December Releases 1991: + +027: "The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol" by The GNN. Who +could it be? This list gives you not only their names, but +also some background information. This is the start file for +yet another series, so don't miss out on the Introduction! + +028: "The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15)" by The Chief. +Yes, the Big system is back, and heads right for outer space +just when you thought everything was safe. Spingleman gets +a new assignment, and our 'hero' finally meets the lovely +Megan. Not to be missed! + +029: "Information Terrorism (At School)" by The GNN. Why just +sit and learn from the teachers at school? Why not make a little +prank to lighten up the atmosphere a bit? The GNN gives you an +example on what to do. + +030: "Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics" by Mister Monochrome. +The dark lyrics of Unleashed re-written by our newest member, +and it is, of course, his first file for uXu, so bring home +this soon-to-be uXu classic. + +031: "The Truth" by The GNN. We give you THE Truth here. Plain +and simple. If you don't recognize yourself when reading this +one, we want you to write for uXu, right now. + +032: "Castle Chronicles Chapter Two" by The Chief. Castle is +back once again, only to make a fool out of himself. The story +continues after he (embarrassing enough) passed out in the +previous chapter. + +033: "uXu Follow-Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS" by The Chief. +A large compilation of facts about the confiscation of Ripco BBS +and Dr. Ripco. Starting from the day it happened and going through +all the way until the date we have today (December 1991). Also +includes an 'interview' with Dr. Ripco, conducted in November/ +December with some updates and views on what really happened. + +034: "The Truth About Women" by The GNN. The GNN reveals what +women really want from men, why they torture them, and how you +can make the best of the situation. Parental Guidance. + +035: "Wpoeiwop" by The Chief. What's THAT?, you may ask. Well I +really can't tell you right now, but it isn't something you'll +need, want, use, or drink. I won't give you any more clues at this +moment. Straight up, it's the 35th file from uXu. + +036: "uXu Index #3" by The Chief. The third index for them neat +uXu files. As always, the index includes all uXu releases in Short +format, and the new files in the Long format, as well as comments +by The Chief about what's happened since the last release, member, +contributor and support board lists, and of course, an updated list +of boards where to contact us. + + + [#36 also includes an Index for the uXu-S series] + + ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + Also call these fine boards: + + Info Addict -uXu Home- +46-###-#### (Sweden) + Demon Roach Underground (806)794-4362 (Support) + Condemned Reality (618)397-7702 (Prime U.S. Site) + Ripco ][ (312)528-5020 (Support) + Lunatic Labs (213)655-0691 + Balanced pH (818)783-5320 + + + ________________________________________________________________________ + ________________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-037.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-037.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..558ebf2b --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-037.txt @@ -0,0 +1,105 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ## + + [ Anarchist Unite ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + ANARCHIST UNITE + by THE GNN/DC/uXu + + + At first there was the human. + + Then came The System. + + And The System crushed the human. + + + And those who didn't accept The System became the Anarchists. + + And The Anarchists believed that they could kill The System. + + The System looked down on The Anarchists and laughed. + + The System was steady. + + The first bomb exploded. + + The System shaked. + + The second bomb detonated. + + The System begun to fall. + + The third bomb split the atom. + + The System lost The Power and anarchy ruled the world. + + The System looked upon the world and said: + + "This world is our world" + + The Anarchists laughed and said: + + "This is not your world anymore!" + + And The System replied: + + "It is. You are The System who kill yourself" + + The Anarchist laughed and placed a bullet between the eyes of The System. + + + The System was dead. + + And The Anarchists united. + + The spoke to each other. + + They watched each other. + + And they would probably still do it. + + + If. + + + They hadn't released the fourth bomb. + + + Because. + + + No matter where The Anarchist go, he will always find The System + + + + ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT - Home Of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### + --- ONLY OPEN ON WEEKENDS from JAN 10 -> DEC 24 1992 --- + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-038.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-038.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..3df3b951 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-038.txt @@ -0,0 +1,139 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ A Jolly Good Day In School ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + + + A JOLLY GOOD DAY IN SCHOOL! + by THE GNN/DC/uXu + + + "quit my job + cut my hair + you know I cut my bonds + because I don't care" + + + This is a true story. + + + "Well, Mr Svensson...this hasn't been a good year for you, eh?" + + My teacher is bold, ugly and boring. He is holding a paper containing +the marks for every student in my class. My mark is rather low and I +already know it due to his voice. It sounds...happy...all teachers +sound happy when they can crush your ego to the bottom and feel better +than you. Better... + + Bah! My teacher looks at me, waiting for an answer to his stupid question. +What can I say? "Oh yeah, really fucked up!" or "He? I think I did +pretty well?" or "I don't know. You tell me!" + +Lame answers all of them. I keep quiet. He looks disappointed. + + "Well...since you did so bad on your last test I have decided to...." + + He looks down on his paper. Unnecessary, since he already know what +he will give me. + + "...give you...." + +He closes his eyes for a moment. + + "...1..." + + I did really expect to get "1" in math. I mean, I hate the subject and +the teacher. I watch him. He looks at me, waiting for a reaction. I don't +say anything. He looks rather angry and says: + + "You'll have to get better, otherwise I will have to give you 1 again!" + + HaVe To? Haha...It doesn't hurt him. I mean, he is the one who has failed. +He knows that he won't get much action out of his life as a teacher in +a lousy school in the middle of Sweden. In fact...THE ONLY fun he have +is to give people low marks and crush their life. Then he can feel +better, stronger...he is "smarter". A low mark to me may cause some +problem later on, and that's wonderful. Then he knows that he is +judged as a intelligent human being on the sick scale that todays older +section has constructed. + + "Next one." + + He can't get me to say anything like "Please Sorry" so he decides to +move on with the next victim. I turn around and walk to the door. I open +it and step outside. The door is closed and I lean my back against it. +Shit. Something must be done about this mark. It destroys all my other marks +and I can see a future of further school...instead of finally getting a +job somewhere and Do Something Else. But the fact that I am the one +who will take over from his lost generation is a hard feeling. He will +not let go of his "life" that easy. We, the youth, must be crushed +and tame before they let us see their mistakes. So we won't complain and +do it better. Then their lives would have been worthless. +The truth hurts. And history repeats. + + I think. Then I open the door again and step inside. "You again?". +I grab my gun from the back of my jeans and cock it behind my back. + + I speak: "You...are...The...looser..." + +The pedagogically voice inside him starts to barf. + +"well i know this is a hard mark but if you feel that its wrong you +should start thinking about studying instead of other things like + + (life?) + +and understand that school is important to you yes it is you have to +study to get somewhere in life get somewhere in life get somewhere in +life get somewhere in life be someone be someone be someone become someone + +BECOME SOMEONE BECOME SOMETHING +EARN MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY + + +I show him my fist and say "Be quiet you senile old fart, please". + +He looks at me and starts again: + + "now listen my dear friend i must say that your behaviour is quite" + + I kill him. The shot from my Desert Eagle (now loaded with .44) goes +trough his left eye, trough his brain and out on the other side. +Blood, brain and all that is splashed all over the wall and ceiling. +His body is thrown back, over a table and his hand grabs a shelf and +drags it with him in the fall. He is still holding the paper. A stream +of various fluids are dripping over it from his mouth. + +I step outside. + + + /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### + --- ONLY OPEN ON WEEKENDS FROM JAN 10 -> DEC 24 1992 --- + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-039.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-039.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..912d2c14 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-039.txt @@ -0,0 +1,72 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ Depth Charge ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + + DEPTH CHARGE + by THE GNN/DC/uXu + + + This is a very old idea, but old ideas can be fun too, can't they? +I got the idea from someone who called himself Dolata on UseNet's +alt.pyrotechnics a long time ago. All credits to him. + + What you need for a small depth charge: + + A Plastic Bottle + Vinegar + Baking Soda + A Few Small Rocks + + Put some rocks into the bottle, enough for it to sink in water. But +not too many since you need some space. Fill 2/3 of the bottle with +vinegar. (Oh, yes *this* old trick). Then wrap a spoon of baking soda +into a piece of paper and tie a little string to it. + + Now carefully hang the paper with the baking soda over the vinegar +in the bottle and screw on the cap. The thing should look like this: + + ---- + :; : + / ; \ + / ; \ So I guess you know what to do now? + | +BS+ | Next time your girlfriend takes a bath, + | | unscrew the cap and the baking soda will + |XXXXXXX| fall into the vinegar and start reacting. + |vinegar| Quickly screw the cap on again and throw + |XXXXXXX| it into the bath. It will sink to the bottom + |(rocks)| and...bom... If you hate her use a glass + |OOOOOOO| bottle instead. + --------- + + + /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + XXX ONLY OPEN ON WEEKENDS FROM JAN 10 -> DEC 24 1992 XXX + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-040.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-040.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..c78c18c8 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-040.txt @@ -0,0 +1,140 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ## ## ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ## ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ## ####### + + [ Depression ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + + + DEPRESSION + by THE GNN/DC/uXu + + + It's 2.10 in the morning. I'm looking at the screen. My hands are typing. + + + DON'T READ THIS FILE! + ----------------------- + + This file doesn't contain anything interesting! It was written because +i'm so fucking bored at the moment. I had to do something. And I did +this, yes, this, another file, completely uninteresting. Just a journey +through the deepest boredom found on planet earth... + + How bad can life get? School begins tomorrow after the x-mas holiday... +The Chief is gone for a whole year and closes Info Addict during that +time... My phone bill is rated "roof buster" and will send my modem to +hell when my parents sees it... I can't get rid of my ugly girlfriend... +I live in a small town in the middle of Sweden a long way from any +kind of civilization... + + (etc etc) + + CAN LIFE GET ANY WORSE? + + (no) + + Sometimes I think of start smoking...just to have something to do. +Or why not build an unstable explosive? Just to feel that i'm alive. +If i had a gun I'd place one bullet inside it and play russian roulette. + + JUST TO FEEL THAT I'M STILL ALIVE! + +However. + + I don't know if anyone is reading this. I write files, I send them to +The Chief and he sends them to the other side of the Atlantic. And? +Of course, he tells me now and then that they are being dowloaded but +so what? That doesn't mean that anyone is reading this file. + + Do You believe in "god"? + + I don't. But sometimes I think of it. Just to have something to do. +Freud once said the the biggest sickness of the human race was that he +preferred to believe in non-existing things. To feel safe. + + I believe in Freud. + I believe in myself. + + + I think of spraying myself with tear-gas. + + I don't know why. + + I think of throwing acid into my face. + + Oh, if society only was ruled by anarchy! Then I would be free. +You say "Idiot, doesn't he understand that democracy is the ultimate +freedom!". Is it? I mean, we are forced to go to school. We are forced +to get a job. We live and we die. But what do we do? + + NOTHING! + + We do as we are told all the time! You think you are free, free to +"plan" your life. Wrong! You don't choose to go to school. You don't +choose to get a job. You just do it because that's what everybody else +is doing and that must be the right way in life! (?) + + End of this crap. I hate politics. Especially when people think I'm +talking about it. I am not! I am talking about anarchy - a life WITHOUT +any politics, no democracy, no left, no right... just plain life. + + Well...I suddenly remember something nice. Phearless is opening his +board later this week. Could be interesting to see what will happen. +Will he be raided by the police the first day or will they wait until +he feel secure? You never know. Ha-ha. (low budget humor, another proof +of extreme depression). + + I'm looking at my modem. Maybe it's time to upload this file now and go +to bed and sleep? No...then time would fly. I must take care of these +few golden hours before school starts again. + + Or maybe...maybe I just should clear this file and forget all about it? + + But I remember. I remember once when a drunk old man asked me what I +did "in mah schpare ti-time?". I said "I write". + + He looked at me and continued "Ah...scho you are writing...writing a +...book (hic!)? That's interesting!" + + "No. I'm just writing..." + + "Ah...", he said. I walked past him and away. But he turned around and +talked to me again. + + "But kid! Remember to schow people (hic!) what you write! It's not +healthy to write things and then hi-hide it!" + + I think he was right. Always remember: + + "It's not healthy to write things and then hide it" + + + /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + XXX ONLY OPEN ON WEEKENDS FROM JAN 10 -> DEC 24 1992 XXX + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-041.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-041.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..62e44b33 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-041.txt @@ -0,0 +1,95 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ## ## ### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## # ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ## ###### + + [ The Excuse ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + + THE EXCUSE + by THE GNN/DC/uXu + + + After years of research, I have finally discovered what people say +when they fail...when they can't build safe bombs...when they don't +understand simple instructions...when they mess around with things +that they don't understand... + + I heard The Excuse everywhere I went in Sweden. Every little sucker +told me The Excuse all the time. So I wondered: "Is it like this all +over the world?". I decided to find out. It was hard. I had to climb +the mountains of Nepal, dive in the Pacific and survive dozens of deserts +to find all homemade terrorists on planet earth. + + But when I, thirsty, hungry and with scars from wild animals over my body +switched my computer on and begun typing again I knew! + + I was right! + + + First some examples from life: + + A guy blows his room away. What does he tell his parents and friends? +That he can't mix chemicals? "I'm a loser!"? + + No... + + Another great anarchist gets his both hands blown to pieces due to +a dropped match (that fell right into his tiny bomb). What can +he say? "I can't do anything right!"? + + No... + + A little kid tries to make a pipebomb out of things he find in the +cellar. It explodes when he drops it by mistake. +"I shouldn't have messed around with things I don't understand!"? + + No... + + A cool dude tries to impress on his friends by smoking while making a +firecracker out of black powder. Of course, it explodes and sends +his fingers to heaven. "I'm a complete idiot!" + + No... + + etc etc etc... + + + So what DO they say? Well...as we know, they all say the same thing. +The excuse that every low level terrorist use when they make a mistake. + + Everywhere. All over the world! + + + + "It Ignited Spontaneously!" + + + + /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + XXX ONLY OPEN ON WEEKENDS FROM JAN 10 -> DEC 24 1992 XXX + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-042.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-042.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..2a073e33 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-042.txt @@ -0,0 +1,89 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ## ## ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ## ####### + + [ Childish Thoughts ] [ By Phearless ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + + "Ideas Close To Reality + + or + + Childish Thoughts" + + by + + + Phearless + + + for + + uXu - Underground eXperts United + + + January 1992 + + + + I don't know when these ideas hit my mind for the first time, but I do know +that I weren't old when I first thought like this. + + + What I thought about fixing was the environment, which was pretty fucked +up when I was a kid too. Now how would I do that? Well, not like some wimpy +shit lame ass kid-club who are sending silly letters to governments worldwide, +which no one reads anyway. No. This would be an as-close-to-military movement +as possible movement. We would organize different kind of actions to, in some +or any way, help the environment out... +And absolutely nothing would be "too tough" or "too violent". + + An assassin squad would travel around, killing the bosses of big companies +which are pouring out shit in rivers/lakes/seas or in the air, blowing up the +factories/companies/governments who allow all this shit to happen, just to +make their asses/wallets fatter than ever. + + This would go for all actions taken by man, that are poisoning/hurting the +environment in any way. I know. If I had all the explosives and weapons I +needed, I would start right now, today. No fucking kidding. There must be a +way to stop all this shit at once. And no damned "we will have it fixed by +the year of 2014"-crap thank you, I want it to change right now. + + + Ok. I'm older now.... And not thinking in exactly this way, but close +enough. Blow away some old fart that's making money from dumping radioactive +shit in the ocean... yeah... that's realistic enough for me. Ok, so you +say someone else would do the job for him? NO, I don't think so, after you +have wasted 4-5 people of the same title, for the same reason, there wont be +any more applying for the job. +No matter what you would get paid. To be sure, make them die in some horrible +way, like knee caps blown away, and his genitals down his throat (while he's +still alive, of course). If you smack the teeth from his mouth first, and cut +away his tongue, you will find it easier to insert almost anything in his +ex-mouth. + +BTW, happy new year all. + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-043.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-043.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..42011840 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-043.txt @@ -0,0 +1,86 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ## ## ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ## ####### + + [ The Anatomy of Hate ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + + + + THE ANATOMY OF HATE + by THE GNN/DC/uXu + + + "I hate you!" + (anyone) + + + When hating someone or something you are ready to do anything to get +that special thing out of you life at once. Anything. + + Everybody hate someone or something. But the word is often used in the +wrong way. It's a powerful word. You can't say you "hate" to mow the +lawn everyday or equal. But you can say that you HATE your wife or +your boss. But then you must be ready to do anything to get that thing +out of your life. + + Hate gives Power. When you hate someone you put yourself on the top of +the world where YOU make the rules of what's right or wrong, ugly or +good-looking. You are the ultimate judge. Your wife fucks your +brother. You hate her. But the cause of your rage is her fault, +isn't it? Oh yes, she shouldn't have betrayed you! It's not YOUR fault. + + To hate with other people is secure. Together with other people, you +can hate anything with a good feeling of doing something right. They +hate, don't they? So why should YOU be wrong? I mean, since a lot +of people hate that-and-that, how can they be wrong? One dude, hating +alone can be wrong but not possibly a group of dudes? +(This is interesting. 80% of the population on planet earth believes +in some kind of "God". A good example of many people being wrong.) + + Hate is a force that grows inside you. You don't have to kill or beat +that special one you do hate. Anyone is fine. So called "senseless" +killings or rapes are the results of hate, that have grown uncontrollably +strong inside someone. It must come out. Don't learn how to "Control +yourself". In the end, you will be the victim of your own rage. + + Everybody needs hate. But the feelings must come out or you will go +really crazy. That's why you must kill, you must burn down things, +you must blow things to hell! + + Have someone called you stupid? Kill him! + Have your girlfriend left you? Burn down her house! + Have someone trashed you car and left? Throw a rock through a window! + + Do anything! Don't let the Hate grow inside you. This is karma, this +is life force, this is what you need to be a healthy human being. + + HATE! + + + /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-044.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-044.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..75cec58f --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-044.txt @@ -0,0 +1,93 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ## ## + + [ Golf Ball Enjoyment ] [ By Phearless ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + + GOLF BALL ENJOYMENT + + by + + Phearless + + for + + uXu + + + +We all know what happens if you put a golf ball in a microwave oven, and +switch it on... BANG! And you'll have a brand new kitchen to redecorate. + +Now... with such a devastating effect, you can have great fun, right? +But how could we make our enemies/non-friends to put a golf ball in their +microwave? You probably have your own ideas about how to perform this your +own way... However, for you out there looking for new ideas, read on and +enjoy. + + +Specific target/victim, the situation... + + Your girlfriend was out with your best friend "having fun" yesterday, you + are not feeling too great about this so you think she's got to be taught + a lesson (for life?). She's got frozen brownies (big ones) in her freezer. + You know that she Always un-freeze them in the microwave... well there + you have it. You pick up one of the brownies from the freezer and let + it unfreeze (in room temperature... you don't want to microwave it :) ). + When it's soft enough, you dig out the core of the brownie and put a + (guess what) golf ball in it. Then "close" the brownie so there's no sign + of it being prepared. Now, put it back in the freezer among the other + cookies and brownies. + + Ok, now just go steady with her as usual (yeah, you "don't know" about her + little "accident" with your best friend, right?), until one day you're at + work and get an urgent call from the local hospital... + + The police will later on probably ask what's happened... and there will + probably be evidence enough to tell it was a golf ball that was the cause + of the explosion. Now what will you say? Suggestions; + + a) - "Well Mr Policeman, we had a break-in earlier this year, and they + raided the freezer too, they only left some pork and some + cookies and brownies. They might have put it in one of the brownies! + What? + No, we didn't report the break-in, since no money was missing, we + thought the police had more important things to do." + + b) - "Yeah, I put it in a brownie, I've read about golf balls and + putting them in microwave ovens. I never had an IDEA! that it would + be dangerous! I thought it would only cause a loud noise when + exploding! I truly regret what I have done, and hope that she will + forgive me." <- You'll get jail for this one! + + +Ok. Now you probably have a dozen of your own ideas, so I'll not keep you +occupied reading this. Go out and ruin someone's day/life now! + + +Phearless.. writing for Underground eXperts United... in January... 1992. + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-045.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-045.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..03f3b98b --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-045.txt @@ -0,0 +1,73 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ## ## ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ## ####### + + [ Fun With Electricity ] [ By Phearless ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + + + Fun With Electricity... + + + Oh dear oh dear... Hobby Terrorists of today seem to have forgot one of the +most flexible tools in our time, electricity. +Since you all know what it is :) I'll jump to the next section at once, how +to use it in a true HT-way. + + +1) Light Chock (funny name, ey?) + + Ok, the "light bulb bomb" was a success, but there are more effective ways + to torment your enemies. This is simple (most things are); open the + lights on/off button on the wall you want to prepare for your "friend", + take out the wires (there's two), and cut them open, [NOTE: THERE'S SOME + HEAVY VOLTAGE COMING YOUR WAY THROUGH THOSE WIRES, SO BE CAREFUL! ED.] + so the copper/steel cables inside are visible (about one or two inches). + Now, place the naked wires horizontal cross the button, and put tape on + both sides to make it stick (see example below). + + + + Light Chock + + ----------------------- + | | ...... = naked wire + | --------------- | + | |Button | | MM = tape + | |MM.........MM.> | + | |MM MM| | > = where the wire is put back + | |MM.........MM.> | behind the button, into the + | |MM MM| | wall + | | | | + | --------------- | + | | + ----------------------- + + As this is surely easy to notice, of course you do this in a button that's + in some dark place. A closet, first light in the hallway etc etc. + + As we say, have fun! + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-046.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-046.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..0e1dd46f --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-046.txt @@ -0,0 +1,118 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ## ## ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ## ####### + + [ Acid Human Terrorism ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + + + ACID HUMAN TERRORISM + by THE GNN/DC/uXu + + + This is a file that you should use if you really want to hurt someone. +It can be used on anyone, your parents, your girlfriend, your mates or +why not your teachers? Read the instructions, wait for the right time and + + STRIKE! + + +1. THE PARTY DRINK + + You are at a party. At this special party there's this jerk you just + can't stand. Fill 1/3 of a glass with acid, acetone or anything that + look clear and smell strong. Add some ice and a nice umbrella for + maximum effect. Later on the party, when your friend has got very + un-sober, give him the glass. He will probably drink it without a + sign of pain and walk away to peacefully to die somewhere else. + You don't have to offer someone the drink. Just place it on a table + during the party and I bet that some greedy bastard will pick it up + and think "Ah! Free drink!" and quickly drink it. + +2. THE EYE REMOVER + + Your girlfriend or mother or father or equal uses eye-droppers for + some cause? Sneak into the bathroom and empty the dropper and replace + the stuff with acid. This is very painful. + +3. THE MOUTH REMOVER + + So none of your friends are using eye-droppers? Ok, maybe they are + using these "plax" things that you wash your mouth with before + you brush them? I have studied people who use Plax and they never smell + or sip on the fluid they just drink it because they KNOW it tastes + good every day. Just replace it with something strong and watch + their tongues flush down the toilet. + +4. THE RECTUM REMOVER + + So your friend neither use eye-droppers or plax? Maybe he's using + enema? Many people who got problems with their stomach uses handy + rectal syringes that you can buy in 30-pack. Replace with...oh yes... + +5. NICE CLOTHES + + Who can stand these snobbish ass-licking creeps that walks around at + school/work and looks at you like you were a low-budget human? + Hide a bottle of sulfuric acid in your locker or desk and next time + the jerks walks by, pour some into a glass. Not too much! Then walk behind + them and throw it onto their back. They will not feel anything but their + clothes will disappear quickly. + This can also be fun to do on random people on the street. + +6. FLOWER-POWER + + Many people love flowers. Maybe your neighbour? You know, the dick + who shot your cat last week? Next time he's about to give them some + water let your friend distract him for a minute while you pour a + litre of acid into the bucket of water. Even if there's five litres + of water in the bucket, one litre is more than enough to kill all + the plants he feeds... + +7. SOMETHING TO TRY ON THE COMPLETE IDIOT + + Get a little bottle of glass and write "TEST 1" on it. Then write a + note who says "We have discovered that this substance increases the + size of a normal human penis with 1/3 of the original size in less + than one year. Simply pour the liquid over the forehead and...(etc)" + Stuff it all into a box and write the address of some non-existing + chemistry lab on it. Place it on the street. There's a good chance + that some idiot will find it and steal it. He will go home, he will + open it, he will read the note and then try it because you never + know, it MIGHT work... + But he will soon discover that 1/3 of his penis is GONE instead. + + + There's loads of other ways to terrorize your fellows with acid, but I +can't remember anything more right now. Anyway, I hope I have got your +brain to start thinking... + + + /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + XXX ONLY OPEN ON WEEKENDS FROM JAN 10 -> DEC 24 1992 XXX + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-047.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-047.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..a00729de --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-047.txt @@ -0,0 +1,281 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ## ## ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ## ## + + [ uXu INDEX 23-Jan-92 ] [ By THE CHIEF ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + You're absolutely right if you're surprised we're out with yet another + release. I am too, let me tell ya. I (The Chief) am doing my military + service right now (in the Air Force) so I have very little time to + write files. (little time = non at all), so I handed over the editor- + title to Phearless for the 1992 releases. As you might have noticed, + most of the uXu files are written by me, so I thought that release #3 + would be the last one. Imagine my surprise when The GNN started to + produce files like a major corporation, and Phearless coming up with + three files for one release! Seems like we have a writer's gold mine + right here, don't it? What can I say? Thanks guys, and keep up the good + work! + + As I said, I'm pretty busy this year with the service and all, but I + still get some time off to write a few files, like this index for + example. For release #5, I'll have a few files ready for y'all. + + Member-News: Big A is no longer a member of uXu. This is because he + never wrote the files he promised us. Case closed. + + We haven't been able to get in touch with any foreign + members/contributors which is sad, because we really + want you guys to write for uXu. REMEMBER: If you want + to contact uXu, Call: + + (U.S) CONDEMNED REALITY (618/397-7702) + (SWE) INFO ADDICT (+46-###-####) (ONLY WEEKENDS!) + (SWE) INFORMATION NODE (+46-586-43766) (24HRS) + + There you can write to PHEARLESS and ask about uXu. + He's in charge while I'm away. + + What else? Well, we're trying to expand, as always, so if you're interested + in writing (about ANYTHING), contact us if you want your files to be spread + with the uXu logo to a wide range of countries (only Underground boards). + We don't have any deadlines, rules, censorship or demands for our writers. + We don't change anything you write. We only include the uXu logo to your + file(s). For members, we are happy if you write a minimum of 2 files/release + though (NOTE: that doesn't mean you Have to write 2 files/release). To + become listed as a member or contributor, you have to have written a minimum + of ONE file for uXu. Please state (when applying) which one you'd like to be + listed as; Contributor or Member. + + Member --> Like stated above, we're happy if you write a minimum of + TWO files/release. You do have to write something for + each release to be listed as Member. + + Contributor --> We don't expect you to write for each release. You + write when you have something to write about. We do + want you to write something for every 3 releases + to be listed as Contributor. + + Support Board --> To become a support board, we have to check your + BBS first, so include number/name/nup when applying. + As a support board, you'll have one file-area for + uXu files and one for files TO uXu, where only the + uXu editor may download files. + + Well, that's about it for this introduction. I hope you all have a + great 1992. Now check out the new files! + + The Chief / uXu + + + Current Members + + Name Specialities + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + The Chief - Fiction, Fun-N-Humor, Manuals, Awareness, Coolness. + The GNN - Terrorism, Anarchy, Weirdness. + Mister Monochrome - Lyrics, Terrorism, Anarchy. + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + Current Contributors + + Name Specialities + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Phearless Hacking/Phreaking, Tips/Trix/Advice, Crazy Fun-N-Humor. + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + Current Support Boards + + Name Phone Listed as + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Condemned Reality 618/397-7702 Main U.S. Distribution Site + Demon Roach Underground 806/794-4362 Submission/Contribution Inlet + Ripco ][ 312/528-5020 Submission/Contribution Inlet + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + _________________________________________________________________________ + + I N D E X - Standard Releases 00 - 47 [Dec 1991/Jan 1992] + + + No Title Author Size + ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + [00] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k + [01] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k + [02] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k + [03] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k + [04] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k + [05] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k + [06] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k + [07] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k + [08] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k + [09] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k + [10] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k + [11] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k + [12] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k + [13] Suicide! The GNN 5k + [14] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k + [15] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k + [16] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k + [17] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k + [18] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k + [19] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k + [20] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k + [21] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k + [22] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k + [23] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k + [24] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k + [25] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k + [26] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k + [27] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k + [28] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k + [29] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k + [30] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k + [31] The Truth The GNN 4k + [32] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k + [33] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k + [34] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k + [35] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k + [36] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k + [37] Anarchist Unite The GNN 4k + [38] A Jolly Good Day In School The GNN 6k + [39] Depth Charge The GNN 3k + [40] Depression The GNN 6k + [41] The Excuse The GNN 3k + [42] Childish Thoughts Phearless 4k + [43] The Anatomy Of Hate The GNN 4k + [44] Golf Ball Enjoyment Phearless 4k + [45] Fun With Electricity Phearless 3k + [46] Acid Human Terrorism The GNN 5k + [47] uXu Index #4 The Chief 15k + ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 12 [Dec 1991/Jan 1992] + + + No Title Author Size + ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + [00] Introduktion Till uXu-S, Den Svenska Serien The Chief 4k + [01] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Dark Avenger Computer Sweden 4k + [02] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Sm† Notiser Computer Sweden 8k + [03] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.07 - Sm† Notiser Computer Sweden 5k + [04] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH Hackers Computer Sweden 5k + [05] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH S„kerhet Computer Sweden 5k + [06] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - Sm† Notiser Computer Sweden 7k + [07] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - L”senord Computer Sweden 6k + [08] Datav„rlden 1991 No.41 - Datorst”lder Datav„rlden 7k + [09] Datav„rlden 1991 No.41 - Smarta Kort Datav„rlden 5k + [10] Radio P1 'Kanalen' - CCC Kanalen 15k + [11] Blandade Tidningar - Sm† Notiser SvD,ID mm 6k + [12] VaktB - Best„mmelser f”r vaktpersonal Phearless 32k + ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + uXu - Description Index + Standard Releases + + ^ + / \ + / \ + /\ /\ + / \ / \ Underground eXperts United +< uXu > Release Update #4 + \ / \ / January 23rd, 1992 + \/ \/ + \ / + \ / + v + +December January December January December January Releases 1992: + +037: "Anarchist Unite" by The GNN. The history repeats itself, told +here by The GNN. A pessimistic view on the system and how to get rid +of it, in a poetical way. + +038: "A Jolly Good Day In School" by The GNN. Interesting story from +school by our productive member The GNN. What can you really do when +your teacher tells you that you're worthless? Study this. + +039: "Depth Charge" by The GNN. The basic bomb-maker's instruction +on how to make a depth charge in the easiest way possible. Everyone +can do this, so why not try? + +040: "Depression" by The GNN. Life can be easy, for some people. +For most though, it's hard and depressing, so here's something for +you all to be even more depressed by.. maybe you find that you're +not so depressed after all. The GNN, the depression meister. + +041: "The Excuse" by The GNN. What do those second grade home-made +terrorists say when something goes wrong? Do they admit that they +made a mistake, or what? Find out by reading this informative file. + +042: "Childish Thoughts" by Phearless. When you're young, you think +everything's so easy. "Not a problem" you say. Well, it's not that +easy when you find that you're not a kid anymore. But some of us have +decided to carry out our thoughts, no matter what. + +043: "The Anatomy Of Hate" by The GNN. How can you say that you +hate when you're not sure what it means to really hate something or +someone? The word "Hate" gets dissected in this neat file by The GNN. + +044: "Golf Ball Enjoyment" by Phearless. Yet another easy-to-make +terrorist thingie for the anarchist. You got someone you want to get +rid of? Well, check out this one from Phearless, our #1 contributor. + +045: "Fun With Electricity" by Phearless. Phearless is back once +again with some projects for the home-anarchist. In this one, he +gives you even more ways to get rid of people you don't like. + +046: "Acid Human Terrorism" by The GNN. The "bonus" file in our +fourth release. This is The best file on acid terrorism I have read +in a long time. The GNN gives you a whole bunch of neat ways to use +acids in your search for true anarchism. + +047: "uXu Index #4" by The Chief. The fourth index is ready and +kickin'. Yes, it's The Chief's only file for uXu for this release +and the reason why is explained in the introduction to this file. +The index includes all uXu releases in Short format, the new files +in the Long format, as well as an introduction by The Chief, member, +contributor and support board lists, and of course, an updated list +of boards where to contact us. + + + [#47 also includes an Index for the uXu-S series] + + ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + Also call these fine boards: [Fresh until uXu release #5] + + Info Addict -uXu Home- +46-###-#### (Sweden) ONLY WEEKENDS UNTIL DEC 24! + Demon Roach Underground (806)794-4362 (Support) + Condemned Reality (618)397-7702 (Prime U.S. Site) + Ripco ][ (312)528-5020 (Support) + Lunatic Labs (213)655-0691 + Balanced pH (818)783-5320 + + + ________________________________________________________________________ + ________________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-048.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-048.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..9952495f --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-048.txt @@ -0,0 +1,145 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ## ## ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ## ####### + + [ AI ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + "AI" + by THE GNN/DC/uXu + + "Visions, of the future..." + (trust) + + +As he entered the arcade, he knew that this was something special. During +the last years, arcade games had only been dumb machines who did what +you told them to do when you pulled and pushed a joystick. +But this was different. This was new. Everybody knew that the Virtual +Reality thing that came twenty years ago was amazing but that was only +child's play. The new AI games was the future. As always, there had been +some hard criticism against the AI arcades and some people claimed that +they had been brain-washed while playing. "Bullshit", he thought. +Some people just can't stand new technology. + +Everything was silent in the big room. Arcades used to be noisy places +with sounds screaming from every direction. But now it was only +chairs, with people sitting in them with a large helmet over their +heads. Their eyes were dead, you could look straight into them but +they wouldn't see you. They were at another place in their minds. +What happened in their brains was a secret. He found it rather nice +that no one could watch what he did when he played. It made him +feel free, and that was the purpose. He loved it. Everybody did. + +He looked around in the silent black room. Only one chair with the sign +"World War I" was free. He walked to it and sat down in the comfortable +chair. A voice started immediately to talk to him from above his head, +where the helmet was placed. "Welcome to World War I. Please place the +helmet over your head and wait". He already knew what would happen. +He had played before. A few seconds passed and then "Welcome. The scanning +of your files shows that you are healthy enough to play". That was +something he didn't like. It used to say "completely healthy" but now +it said "healthy enough". Could be anything which made it say that, +from a small cold to cancer. Frustrating. "Your credit shows 10 ecu which +is enough for you to play for 20 minutes. Do you want to continue?" +It's strange how nice the voice gets when it talks about money he thought. +"Yes", he said with a low voice. He didn't have to say it, the machine knew +it already from the positive waves in his brain. + +He ran. The gun in his hand felt uncomfortable heavy. The ground was muddy +and it rained. Explosions and machine-gun fire was everywhere. Screams, +blood and death. The rain felt like stones from the black sky. His brown +uniform was wet. He had already killed many people when they attacked +the small camp. But the backup from the german army was tougher than they +ever could imagine. They must retreat. +He ran. Only one mile left, then he would be back in safety. +He made it. He survived. Life went on. He fought a couple of years more +on the front and he survived every attack. More years passed. +After six years, the war was over. He could go home. + + "YOUR TIME IS UP!" + +Light and a dizzy vision of himself sitting in the chair with +a hi-score table floating over his face. He looked around and watched +the big digital clock on the black wall beside him. Twenty minutes +had passed. But he had been gone for longer than that. "Damn!", he thought. +If he had got more credits on his account he could have fucked his AI +wife in the game and later been elected to a AI president. He knew +that because a friend of his had also played the game, but with more +credits. It wasn't so bad anyway. He had been in the war, and six years +was quite alright. "Ready?" a girl asked him who probably had waited +for a while. She looked quite irritated. It was normal that people +who just had left the AI game just sat and stared into the wall. They +had a whole life to remember and that was rather overwhelming. He +cleared his mind, looked at her, nodded and walked away. She sat down +and placed the helmet over her head. "Welcome...". + +He felt quite relieved to hear some noise again. The street was as usual +packed with cars who made a terrible sound compared to the silence in +the arcade. His head was still a bit heavy from the WW1 experience +but it would go away after a few hours. This time he didn't take any +pills to forget all about it. He used to do that all the time when he first +started to play. The memories was too much for him to handle. But now +he just wanted to remember the shooting and explosions for a while. +They would go away and disappear after a few days anyway. He liked +the war games most of all. Many he knew only played "Life of..." games, +which were games where you could be just another human, living a +normal life. He didn't understand how people could play that kind of +games. No action, just being someone else. "I spent 300 ecu once and +lived a whole life in another town! It was great!", his girlfriend +once said. That hurt! He said that if she didn't like the life she had +with him, then she could go back and live her life in the arcade forever! +She tried to explain, but he didn't care to listen. + +A memory came back when he sat on the bus home. He had met a soldier in +the game who turned out to be a german spy. He had been in charge of +the execution. He chuckled and felt once again the good feeling of the +kill. It was a strange feeling to have absolutely no idea who you +really was in the game. But that was a part of it all. +How could it be fun to live another life if you knew that you weren't +that person? It would loose the charm if you ran around with an axe in +ancient times, hunting trolls, knowing all the time that you are an +18-year old, living in the 20th century with no action at all. +How could you feel any pain if you knew it was faked? +He got some sand in his eyes when the bus rumbled away and continued. +The sun shined on him. A short walk and then he was in front of his house. +A small string of smoke came from the chimney and floated away with the +light breeze. 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Brown shouted back at him. "Why can't you just + stop fainting like everyone else?". + + "Fine! Don't help me. When you're shot to pieces, calling for help, + I'll just laugh in your face, if I can find it." + + Exactly at that moment, a big man with a beard so black you could + see stars through it, walked through the door, setting off the loud + music but seemed to like that particular tune, because he didn't + close the door behind him. Brown was the first to talk. + + "So, what's YOUR problem? Can't close a door, eh?" + + The big man, opened his coat, pulled out a machine gun and pointed it + at Brown. Castle threw himself over Brown and saved him from the + massive amount of bullets that came from it a second later. + Unfortunately, Joe, the Dartroom owner, who stood behind him was hit + instead. + + "WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!" Brown shouted to the big man. + + "Oh, sorry about that.." he said, and put on his glasses. "Hey, you're + not J.J!" + + "Let Uhh.. me Ahh.. introdaa..uce you to m..ouch my n-new f-f-friends + Jake." Joe said from the floor. "This is Mr Castle, the private eye + Mr Brown, a Doctor I believe, Mr Steinberg, the vital information man, + and last but not least the Semi-Half Naked Woman, a semi-half naked + woman. Everybody, this is Jake Thorn. + + Some scattered "Hi"'s and "Pleased to meet you"'s reached Jakes ears + about two seconds later. + + "Hey! Why did you try to kill me?" Brown asked Jake. + + "Eh.. I'm pretty ashamed of that mistake really.." Jake said blushing. + "I really thought you said 'If you got any weapons, drop 'em, and hit + the floor'.. I mean, It's our game, J.J's and mine, the 'who robs this + joint first every month'-game, and you did look like J.J for a while + there. I'm really sorry man, can you forgive me?" + + "Sure." Brown said. "Why not. Put it there my man!" "And there!" + . + + "Now when we're all friends here, why not try to put your hands in the + air while I rob this nice place, ok?" Jake said pointing the gun at + Browns head. "Sorry about the accident Joe. Just see to it that you + get some medical attention and you'll be back on your feet in no-time!" + he said walking over Joe, to reach the safe. "Let me see now, 4-5-6-7-8, + right Joe?" + + "Ye..ahh yeah. It's s-still the s-same co ohh.. combination-n-n.." + + "Thanks Joe. See you next month". "And give my regards to J.J when he + stumbles in. Late as usual. Heh Heh Heh.." Jake said walking out the door. + + Steinberg dialed 911, and asked for an 'ecnalubmA' which arrived + two days later. + + "We just stopped for a burger and some dinner later on" they said. + + When they carried Joe towards the ambulance he waved at Castle to + come forward. + + "Come closer. Closer." he said and started to whisper something to + Castle who raised his eyebrows in astonishment! + + "REALLY?!" Castle shouted as the ambulance drove away. "REALLY?!!". + + In the corner of Johnson/47th a man watched the scene and swore. + "He's going to pay for this! Fuck yeah, he's going to pay!" + The man turned and started to walk down Johnson. "He will pay dearly.." + + "Why did you save my life back there?" Brown asked Castle as they + started to walk down 47th Street towards the now totally stripped + Mercedes. + + "I just didn't feel like laughing." + + ______________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________ + + Watch out for the next chapter of the Castle Chronicles! + It will be soooo revealing! + + ONLY from The Underground eXperts United! + + (!) 1992 THE CHIEF & uXu Productions + + ______________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________ + diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-051.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-051.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..84b7efc0 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-051.txt @@ -0,0 +1,61 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## # ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ###### + + [How To Deal With The Police] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + HOW TO DEAL WITH THE POLICE + by THE GNN/DC/uXu + + (A Mini-Mini file) + + You don't need to read hundreds of KB to know how to avoid several + years in jail if your are suspected of a crime. + + Why do you think they question you for several hours all the time? + Simple, they need your confession to put you in jail. If there's + no witnesses to the crime and no finger-prints, they can't bust + you unless you tell them the truth. It's hard to be questioned for + days but if you can take it, your chances of making it increases mega! + + ALWAYS REMEMBER: + + NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER + NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER + NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER + NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER + NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER NEVER + + CONFESS ANYTHING! + + /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + + I would like to get in touch with other textfile writers around the globe. + Mail me a letter: THE GNN, P.O.BOX 5, 79023 SVARDSJO, SWEDEN. + + _______________________________________________________________________ + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-052.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-052.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..e5d2ab62 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-052.txt @@ -0,0 +1,145 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [El Presidente - Shooting Skill] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + EL PRESIDENTE - A MEASURE OF HANDGUN SHOOTING SKILL + by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu + + "I love violence" + (Sledge Hammer) + + + This text was adapted from "Guns & Ammo", February issue. + Written by Ken Hackathorn. + (c) 1992 by Petersen Publishing Co. All rights reserved. + + + I found it quite interesting, since I enjoy combat shooting. + + + Regardless of where you travel, men who pack a gun for serious purposes +often ask, "How do you tell if someone is really 'good' with a sidearm?" +Defining "good" is nearly impossible if you are referring to the skill levels +necessary to be a top practical shooter. In some circles a top PPC score will +dictate "good". In many Latin countries, a winning score on the Mexican +Defense Course will indicate who is "good". One can argue that a really good +combat pistol shooter will be capable of doing many things with his or her +sidearm. Precision shooting is important, as well as the ability to +neutralize multiple targets at close quarters rapidly. Certainly, smooth +concealed draws matter if the sidearm is worn under a jacket or shirt. If your +handgun normally carried in a police or military duty rig, then fast and +positive pistol presentation is very important. The ability to reload or +recharge your pistol and keep it in action is also a very desirable technique. +So when someone asks, "What does is takes to be 'good' with a fighting +pistol?" the correct answer is most often...a number of things. + + Over three decades ago Col. Jeff Cooper was faced with the task of training +a palace guard for a Central American republic. As usual, the troops wanted +to know just what they could practice to stay in shape with their sidearms. +Col. Cooper advised them that one has to practise many skills to remain +proficient with any arm. But, if they wanted to test themselves from time to +time in order to evaluate their martial skills, there was a simple shooting +drill that would serve well. This drill is the famous "El Presidente," +designed by Col. Cooper. It remains a classic pistol-shooting drill, and I +find serves as one of the best all-around tests of practical pistol skill +yet devised. We are talking about the mechanics of shooting, not the basics +of mindsets or tactics. These factors can be added later, as we shall discuss. + + The original and "pure" form of the El Presidente is fired at 10 meters +(33 feet). Three silhouette targets are spaced 3 meters apart (9 feet edge +to edge). The shooter will start with his back to the targets, feet +parallel to the firing line. + + + + ++++ 9' ++++ 9' ++++ + + + -------------- + + -------------- + + + ++++ ++++ ++++ + (TARGET) (TARGET) (TARGET) + + | + | + | + | + | + | 33' + | + | + El Presidente | + | + | + | + | + + ------- + FIRING LINE + + +Hands will be normal at the sides or relaxed and clasped in the front. Your +handgun will be fully loaded and holstered. Spare magazines or speedloaders +will also be worn in a manner suitable for continued wear. Your sidearm and +spare ammo will be worn exactly as you would have them for everyday wear. +If you are not using police duty or military rigs, the sidearm will be worn +concealed. And concealed means that the gun or spares will not be noticeable +to a causal observer. If your sidearm is visible with the coat worn open, +then the jacket or shirt must be buttoned, zipped or closed to prevent any +exposure. Once the shooter declares that he is ready, the standby signal is +given, followed by a start signal. A whistle and stopwatch can be used or, +even better, one of the various electronic timers now on the market. +On the start signal, the shooter will turn, draw, and engage each target with +two rounds, make a mandatory reload, and engage each target again with two +rounds. This will require a total of 12 rounds fired. The time will stop on +the last shot fired. If you are using an IPSC target the scoring rings will +be scored A/B=5, C=4 and D=2. Standard police-type B27 silhouettes can be +scored in a similar manner. Total the score for each target, and note that +any misses will result in a ten-point penalty for eaxh miss. Since there is +a total of 60 points possible and the par time is 10 seconds, a final score +of 6.0 (score divided by time, or 60/10=6.0) is considered good. For the +simple form, we move the decimal and call this a 60. If the shooter fired +a score of 54 points total on the targets, and did it in 9.23 seconds, we +would divide 54 by 9.23 (54/9.23=5.8). A score of 58 is respectable. +Obviously, anyone with a score above 60 is very good. Top shooters will +normally shoot 70s, and anybody breaking 75 is considered really "good". + +(---) + + The next time someone tells you that he is really "good" with a handgun, +remember that good means very little...until he measures up to a standard. +Sixty on the 'correct' El Presidente is a positive sign, and 75 or above +is really "good." + + + + //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + + I would like to get in touch with other textfile writers around the globe. + Mail me a letter: THE GNN, P.O.BOX 5, 79023 SVARDSJO, SWEDEN. + + _______________________________________________________________________ + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-053.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-053.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..351987ea --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-053.txt @@ -0,0 +1,197 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ##### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ Friday The 17th ] [ By The Chief ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + ###### ###### ###### ##### ###### ## ## #### ###### TH + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## # # # ## ## + #### ###### ## ## ## ###### ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ###### ##### ## ## ## THE #### ## + + + + For some, it's Friday the 13th. For others, it's some other day. + You all know what I'm talking about, right? Well, when THAT day + crawls upon you, you're never prepared. You might prepare for + years, but when the day comes, it is the day you never suspected. + + My "day" is Friday the 17th. Let me tell you what happened last + time it was that day (namely January the 17th) to me and a friend + of mine. + + + BACKGROUND + + I'm currently doing my military service in a town far away from + my hometown, and when going home on vacations, holidays and other + miscellaneous times, I have to take (in order) a BUS, SUBWAY, TRAIN, + BOAT and last a CAR to get to my house. This makes for a great story + right? True. Sad but true. Let's start this special friday then.. + + + THE BUS + + The bus leaves the base at 17:00. We're finished with the training + at 16:15. This leaves us with 45 minutes to take a shower, pack, clean, + eat dinner, and go (read: run) to the bus. No sweat. If you don't + make mistakes that is. At 16.20 we were off to clean the barrack. + Quickly, quickly now. The clock on the wall showed 16.35 when we + were ready for inspection. Amazingly enough, everything looked ok to + the captain, and as he went out through the doors, I hit the showers. + At 16.50 I was packed 'n ready to eat dinner, so me and a friend of + mine, let's call him Eric, went over to the dining-hall. WHAT A QUEUE! + It went out in the street even! We decided not to have dinner (what + a surprise eh?), but to wait and eat when we reached Stockholm at + about 19:15 with the bus. Said and done, we were off to the bus. + The second not-so-surprising fact was that the bus was full. They had + just ordered another one that would "be here in about 5 minutes, so + don't go away, or you'll miss it.". 30 minutes later the bus arrived. + + + ARRIVED AT STOCKHOLM 19:50 + + As you can see, we were 35 minutes late, so we ran to the nearest + Pizza Hut (after taking the subway to the train central to send our + luggage to the boat) and grabbed a Large 'Spicey N Hot' to share. + During the dinner, a couple sitting next to us started to act strangely + walking around the restaurant, with luggage, sleeping-bags and stuff + like that. When they'd finished eating. The woman took the luggage, + the sleeping-bags and their clothes and went out the door. The man + just sat there at the table. After about five minutes, he stood up + and tried to run to the exit. (No, they hadn't paid). A waitress + caught him, and dragged him back to the table. "Ok, Ok! I'll pay!" + he said, and when the waitress had gone to get their bill, he ran + upstairs to the toilets and locked the door. The manager called the + police, and they arrived (two squad cars and a van) with flashing + blue lights (which they didn't turn off). After about 30 minutes + of "talking with the criminal" he came out, and they took him downtown. + We actually had time for a couple of beers too, before it was time + for us to go to the train. + + + THE TRAIN + + The train were to leave the station at 21:39, so we ran to the right + track, and jumped on the train five minutes ahead of time. Talk about + making it! 5 Minutes! That wasn't bad. Suddenly the train started to + move, 4 minutes before schedule. We just sat back, relaxing and thinking + that they probably just made up for some delay or something. It wasn't + until we noticed some strange stations the train stopped at, we started + to question if we were really on the right train. So, we asked a girl + sitting behind us. "I don't know if it's the train to the boat. I'm + only going half-way this line, and this train goes my way. Sorry.". + We decided that one of us should jump off at the next station and ask + the driver if it was the RIGHT train. At Huddinge Station I jumped off + ready to start running to the driver. The doors opened and.... + + When I crawled back up on my feet again, blood streamed out from a + hole in the left leg of my jeans, my hands were covered with blood + and gravel. Well, I didn't let that stop me, though my friend also + jumped off the train and helped me. The driver said "No, you took + the wrong train. You have to go back to the central and take the next + train to the boat." To check when the next train would leave, we had + to go to the ticket counter and ask. Of course the old crow behind + the counter was Finnish, and didn't speak Swedish very well. We tried + to get through to her for 15 minutes (the queue behind us grew and + soon started to shout and scream too). Finally, I grabbed her train- + book and went out to check for myself. That's when my watch died. It + just didn't work. As if that wasn't all, the last train to the boat + had left the central-station ten minutes ago and we had missed it. + + + BUS THEN? + + We ran (I walked with a straight, bleeding leg, my friend ran) to + the bus central to see if there were any busses going to the boat. + "Sorry, you just missed the last one. It left fifteen minutes ago.." + What about Taxi then?, we asked. "Well, it'll cost you about $175.00 + if you want to get there in time for the boat." + + + TAXI + + We ran (once again, I walked) outside to grab the nearest taxi. + What did you expect? If we didn't make it to the boat, we would be + stranded, with no weekend to spend with girlfriends and so on.. + Jumped into the nearest taxi, and shouted "TAKE US TO THE BOAT + AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!". The driver, aged about 25-27 just stepped + on the gas, and we screeched out into the traffic. As you might know, + there's a lot of "black" taxis out there. People driving to make + money, taking "special price just for you" and also criminals who + drives these cars, just waiting for some unsuspecting victims to + rob and kill on some nearby, small, dark street. This guy looked + like one, and we didn't have time to check the car before we jumped + into it. He really started by saying "So, how much do you want to + pay for this trip, guys?". I just waited for him to make a turn + somewhere and pull out a gun, BLAM BLAM, and we're history. + + But, what the hell, we said "We'll pay $90.00". And the driver + just nodded and didn't say a word. We zzwoshed down small roads + at a speed of 190km/h (yes, it was a Mercedes) listening to him + talk about his 'friends'. One of them apparently was in jail. Not + a Swedish, comfortable one, no no, he was doing time (12 years for + stealing a safe) in Greece. Then he started to discuss the drug prices + these days. Boy, was it expensive these days or what?!. Oh yeah, he + got his drivers licence back last week. The cops had taken it for + "reckless and drunk driving" three months ago. He went on and on + and we started to write our wills. + + Amazingly enough we arrived at the harbour 10 minutes before the + boat would leave, and he charged us $90.00 as well. We didn't believe + it first, but when the car drove away, we did. Pretty cool guy really. + . + + + THE BOAT + + When we opened the door to the cabin we'd got, we couldn't but notice + the two other old dodderers who were also to share the cabin. Ok, I + cleaned my wounds, and tried to get some sleep. What a joke! One of + the oldies snored like a couple of elephants and the other moaned and + groaned in his sleep. All night. I'm surprised the sea was calm though, + because the last time we went by boat, it was storm. But, we finally + arrived at 05:45 in the morning. + + + THE CAR + + Of course we got the latest model, the fastest, the best equipped car? + Hahhahaha. Well, a Renault R5, model 1980-ish. I couldn't drive very + well with my leg in the shape it was, but I made it home at least. + + --- + + Well, that's what happened that friday. I won't go into what happened + when I went to see a couple of doctors (both civilian and military) + about my leg, and how they differed in judgement (amazing). + + So what can we learn from this story? Hell, I don't know. I'm just + entertaining those who enjoy having fun at other people's misfortune + here. If you want to learn, go read a school-book or something. + + _______________________________________________________________________ + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-054.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-054.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..6f542e3c --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-054.txt @@ -0,0 +1,105 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ## ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ## + + [ Errors ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + "ERRORS" + by THE GNN/DC/uXu + + "In space no one can hear you scream..." + (S.P.O.C.K) + + + "Where did you see it?" + + The moglam pointed a small finger towards the desert. Then he ran away +in panic and disappeared into the maze of the yellow rocks. +Robert turned around and looked the way the moglam had shown him. Nothing. +He didn't like the black desert. Chilly winds and dangerous animals +everywhere. For a while he thought about forgetting all about it and +return to his Mobile Jet hidden in the rocks and return to the base. +But he couldn't. He concentrated his mind and cocked the brain beam +gun. A red light on his left glove confirmed the action. +And he started to walk. + + The moglams had been quite harmless. If the humans just protected them from +the dangers on their planet they would accept a strategic base. Robert +had been one of the first crews and he quickly got the job as an Moglam +Protector. It was an easy job. Every time a moglam needed help he would be +there. Moglams were stupid. They couldn't use a gun. They couldn't +kill. So every time a desert animal decided to get something to eat, they +were a good prey. + + When the radio screamed that morning about a moglam sending emergency +signals via the PlanetCom he expected to find another animal rampaging +one of their villages. But when he came to the place where the signals had +been sent he just found an lonely moglam. No animal. When he asked about +what had got him to send the signals he just answered "Bright light! Hot!". + + The black sand of the desert was not especially nice to walk on. He didn't +want to use the Mobile Jet. He suspected that the "bright light" could be +a leak from the green nuclear pipeline placed in the desert. And that would +destroy the magnetic fields in the engine. His HUD radar didn't show any +animals around. Good. The only thing he wanted to do now was to walk for +half an hour and then return to the base with a "false alarm" report. +He knew that they could be watching him. He just had to do something that +looked good. After a while he reached the middle of the desert. In front +of him, he could see the yellow northern rocks. Behind him, the southern +rocks. He switched the HUD radar display to a view of all metals around. +The green nuclear pipeline was just below him. No leaks. + + "Moglams..." + + He said some dirty words about the moglams and were just going to walk back +to the Mobile Jet when he saw the light. It came from the left horizon +towards him, flying over the desert. He had never seen anything like that in +his whole life. It was bright orange and flew between the southern and +northern mountains. He switched over to long-distance radar and discovered +that the light travelled with an incredible high speed. It would reach him +in...less than thirty seconds. He would never make it to the safe rocks in +time. He regretted that he hadn't use the gun faster when the complete +system of his suit broke down. Everything got silent and dark. The sounds +of the wind blowing in the black desert reached his mind. He knew he +was going to die and that he couldn't do anything about it. The orange +light came closer. He closed his eyes. Before the light burned him +to nothing he heard something. A scream. An electronic scream. + + The file would be his in a few minutes. He just had to wait. Downloading +is a necessary evil he used to say. But what was that? A sudden error on +the transfer? + + "What a worthless line..." + + + /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + + I would like to get in touch with other textfile writers around the globe. + Mail me a letter: THE GNN, P.O.BOX 5, 79023 SVARDSJO, SWEDEN. + + _______________________________________________________________________ + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-055.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-055.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..b29ae1c0 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-055.txt @@ -0,0 +1,200 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ Eternal Life ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + "ETERNAL LIFE" + by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu + + Dedicated to Phearless - + the man who will never accept the fact + that movement is impossible + + + A fully working time machine. Charles took another walk around it, +feeling its cold shiny shell with his hand. He could see his own +face on it, reflecting from the metal. + + "This is my ticket to the Nobel Prize..." + + His workshop during the last two years had been his own garage. His wife +had complained (as usual). She didn't want to park the car on the lawn. +As if THAT was some kind of problem? He was creating a incredible machine +and she came dragging with nonsense. + + "And whatthehell is that stupid thing you are working on, anyway? Looks +like an atomic bomb! Don't tell me you have read The Terrorists Handbook, +AGAIN?" + + To stop the discussion, he did as he always did; he threw her out and closed +the door to the garage. Then he worked, worked and worked. He bought +materials in the local supermarket or ordered the more hi-tech equipment +from amateur radio stores. Days and nights. No sleep. Little food (often +given to him on a plate together with the latest bills. He ate the food +and used the bills to warm up the garage in the winters). + + He didn't remember exactly when he got the idea. Actually, he had forgotten +WHY he got the idea a long time ago. It was so simple...anyone could do it. +But he had just done it. The metallic capsule in front of him in the +cold garage was the proof. + + "Incredible...", he whispered with a smile. + + He opened the door to the garage and ran to the house in a sudden need of +showing his masterpiece to someone. Even if it had to be his wife. The sun +shined on him and the birds sang. This was HIS day! +But when he reached the door something struck him. What would happen if +it didn't work? He had not thought about that. It could lead to disaster! +Imagine if it just said "cough" and then nothing happened. Imagine if +he actually HAD constructed a atomic bomb without knowing about it! + + "Maybe I'm a victim of russian brain-washing!" + + He turned around and ran back into the garage. He locked the door and +looked at his construction again, with sweat dripping from his head. + + "I must do a test drive", he thought. + + It was easy to operate the machine. You just had to push a button on +the outside, step inside, close the door and select a year. A short +moment of waiting and then - woosh! Back to the past! His first +problem was what year to select. Last year? Last decade? He thought +for a while and decided to go back one year and watch himself building +the machine. + + The machine landed on the lawn outside his garage. He heard himself +working inside the garage, throwing metal pieces on the walls and screaming +"heureka!" all the time. Then he saw his wife. She sat in the car beside him +and tried to start it. Strange. She didn't see him standing on the lawn with +the machine. + + "Maybe she doesn't recognize me!" + + Then he almost banged his head to the wall in anger and understanding. +How could he be so stupid! Of course she couldn't see him! He was a man +of the future, just visiting the past. He was invisible to everyone in +this time. Which meant that all objects around him must be abstract +things. He took a great step into the garage wall and almost knocked +himself unconscious. + + "A true miscalculation!", he said while laying on his back on the lawn. + + He decided to leave. He could go back another time to watch himself +build the machine instead of doing a lot of mistakes now. He could die +in this time! Then no one would see or understand his work. Except +for his wife then, she would probably understand. She could operate +it and tell the world. She could be famous. He decided to return quickly. + + Charles had done another miscalculation. A few minutes after he had left +his present time, his wife entered the garage with an axe. She called +his name sweetly but he didn't answer. He had a good reason tough. He was +in another time. But she didn't know about that. She raised the axe and +turned the time machine into a pile of worthless dust. + + "It's gone! FINALLY! BACK TO A NORMAL FUCKING LIFE!" + + Charles life would never turn normal again. His body tried to enter the +present time but couldn't find any door. The machine exploded in the +space of time due to overload. So did his body. Everything exploded in +the space of time and disappeared forever. Charles himself, came screaming +out from a hole in the space and landed on the roof of his garage. +Something had gone wrong. He looked around and saw his wife walk away +with a axe in her hands, laughing. He jumped down and rushed to the door. +After dozens of tries he discovered that he couldn't open it. +He had no hands. He didn't even have a body! + + He accepted the facts after a few hours. He wasn't longer alive. He +was just a spirit floating around in the present time. His body and +the machine was gone. Only his mind was left. He cheered himself up +by thinking that it could have been worse. Now he could do things +he always wanted to do. He could go to the cinema for free. He could +sneak into other peoples bedroom at night. No one would ever notice +him again. + + Years passed. He flew all around the world and saw new generations +come to life. Cultures, music, food. He saw it all and cried to the +silence "Touch it! Please, let me touch it!". But he could never do +that again. He danced on the clouds. He dived in the seven seas. + + Decades and thousands of years passed. He saw countries fight and +die. He saw the pollution kill the human being. Life returned however, +but not until six millions years later. He saw it all. + + He got tired of planet earth. Space screamed "Explore me!" in his mind. +Planets, moons and The Milky Way. Everything was his. He watched suns +explode and die. Black holes took him to other places where no man ever +had gone before. In his mind, only one thing echoed; "Will I ever die?". + + The Big Crunch came. The entire universe changed direction. Billions +of years later, everything was only a big ball. After a few billion +years more, it was time. Another universe was about to be born. He had +solved all the mathematical problems while waiting. The ball started to +implode and then it exploded. Tears fell in his mind. + + Voices. He suddenly heard voices. He looked around. Nothing. Then he +heard it again. He started to move closer to the sound. After a while +he heard the voices all around him. + + "What an explosion guys! Now we only got to wait a couple of +billion billion years more to the next time!" + + "Very funny! What do you say? Should we wait here or move to a better +place to see it?" + + Laughter. Then someone suddenly talked directly into his mind. + + "Hey! There's someone else here! Who are you?" + + What should he do? He concentrated hard. + + "I'm Charles Wilson. Who are you?" + + A chorus of hellos and greetings welcomed him. They never seemed to +stop. Different voices, different languages. But it didn't matter, +he understood all of it. The voice that called him the first time +talked to him again. + + "Welcome to our crowd, Charles! Strange that you haven't met us +before! We have been around here in deep space for quite a while!" + + He knew the question was stupid but he had to ask. + + "Are you lost souls, like me?" + + He heard laughter again. + + "No", the voice answered. "We are just old time-machine constructors!" + + + /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + + I would like to get in touch with other textfile writers around the globe. + Mail me a letter: THE GNN, P.O.BOX 5, 79023 SVARDSJO, SWEDEN. + + _______________________________________________________________________ + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-056.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-056.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..a1e7a4b6 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-056.txt @@ -0,0 +1,112 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ What Goes Around... ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + "WHAT GOES AROUND..." + by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu + + + "Let's do it!", said the American president one day. + + "Let's do it!", said the Russian president one day (but in a slight +different language). + + And so they did. + + After hundreds of years, the both super-powers finally decided to cut +the crap and send all nuclear weapons to hell. Another dawn had +risen. It was not cool to own nuclear weapons in a time of peace and +understanding. The year was 2055. People were happy and loved each other +to the limit. No more wars or killing. + + Abu "the saint" Rachmed was the one responsible for the destruction of the +weapons. He and his crew had worked days and nights to find a way to get +rid of the "crap" in a peaceful way. After nine days one of the crew members +came crawling from the room and said "We will send it to space" before +he fell to the ground and slept for another nine days. + + Abu thought it was a good idea. They built thousands of rockets covered +with flowers and happy messages to "Mr Space". Then they took all the +nuclear weapons and stuffed them into the rockets and sent them to space. + + "Bye, bye nuclear weapons", the population of earth screamed as the first +rocket flew away to nowhere. + + However, a slight miscalculation occurred. A dozen of the rockets crash- +landed on the comet of Halley's. Since all members of the staff who were +meant to watch the rockets disappear were out dancing in the streets, +nobody noticed that. Actually, since EVERYBODY were dancing in the streets +all night long, every day, nobody noticed that a computer in a room at a +space-center happily gave a perfect outprint of the data of Halley's +new course, 2061. It said in a jolly way that the comet would crash +on planet earth. Six years later the comet crashed in the middle east +and killed ten million dancing humans. Another billion were killed when +the old nuclear weapons exploded. + + "Damn!", said the presidents (and got a jolly slap on the butt, a +"punishment" for the naughty word). + + Life went on. People continued to be happy. The peaceful spirit couldn't +be killed! A thousand years passed. + + "Haha! Time for another planet to bite the dust!", said Captain Tempest +from planet Destructo. He had been a problem-child from the beginning +and when sixty strange rockets landed on his lawn nobody could stop him +from using the horrible weapons that he found inside. He quickly entered +his small vessel and hit the universe to destroy things. + + Dancing, the human population were blown to nothing when Captain Tempest +decided to use the weapons on the small planet, a million light-years +from his home planet. Laughing, he went back home. + + Life returned. From dust, a light. From light, a human. It took +billions and billions and billions of years for the dust to become +a human. But one day, the first human opened his eyes and said: + + "I made it!" + + He started to dance. Happiness had returned to planet earth once again. +Then he suddenly stopped. He went to the edge of the planet and watched +the universe. + + "May the weapons never return again!", he screamed to the silence. + + Then he heard a sound behind him. He turned around and discovered that +Einstein was right. Universe is bent. With a loud sigh, he was turned +into nothing when thousands of rockets with the nuclear weapons came from +the other direction and crash landed on the other side. + + + /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + + I would like to get in touch with other textfile writers around the globe. + Mail me a letter: THE GNN, P.O.BOX 5, 79023 SVARDSJO, SWEDEN. + + _______________________________________________________________________ + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-057.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-057.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..09132d1b --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-057.txt @@ -0,0 +1,105 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ## + + [ I Know Who You Are! ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + I KNOW WHO YOU ARE! + by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu + + "We are the robots..." + (Kraftwerk) + + + READ THIS FILE FAST BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! + + Still walking around believing that you are a normal human being? HA! +Trust me, you are fooled! You have never been born, you have never been +alive. They placed the last memory bank in your head and turned you on. +Within seconds you remembered a fake life as it had been real. But the +truth is that all you is a machine. + + Don't you believe me? Can you prove that i'm wrong? Your "memories" are +faked, you got them some days ago. All people around you are watching +every step you take. They have built this small "world" to watch how +you work. It's not big, but it tends to be huge. Every time you +close your eyes they can turn you off and inspect you. They can move +you to other places, while you think that you are moving by yourself. + + Have you actually seen yourself in the past? No, you just REMEMBER yourself. +It's all a dream constructed by someone else. The only thing you can be sure +of is that your "life" started before you begun to read this file. This is +a dangerous file constructed by a man who have decided to let you know the +truth. I know the truth. + + Look at the door! They are coming to get you. They know that something +is wrong and now they are on their way to stop you. Your mother, father +or wife is right now calling the HQ in the radio to tell them that there's +something wrong. Something wrong. You are not meant to read this. + + They will turn you off and give you another memory. You will never remember +that you have read this file. Your eyes will close a moment and when you +look up, you will be watching something else. They are coming to get you. + + I'm talking to YOU! Not the other people who have read this! They are +probably trying to trace me. I must be stopped before YOU read this file! +But it's to late, because you ARE reading this! I knew it would reach +you in time. + + How do I know who you are? Simple, all the people in your "world" know that +you are faked. That's why we are here. We are employed by them to watch you. + + Do you want proof? I can't give you any proof, since you are the proof. +Look at you! Feel your body. It's only metal with soft skin around. +It feels and looks like real. But it's faked. Faked, faked, faked! + + You can't die. How come you haven't died? Because you can only be +turned off and replaced. It doesn't matter if you loose an arm or if +your entire body is crushed. Your electronic brain will continue to work. +They will only turn you off and replace the broken parts. A new memory +and you are ready to go again. + + Look at the door! Any second they will come in and turn you off! It's +not to late to find out the truth! You can't die! + + + WHO ARE YOU? + + WHO ARE THEY? + + FIND OUT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! + + + +//////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// +It's no idea you call INFO ADDICT, home of uXu, since you will not remember. +\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + + + I would like to get in touch with other textfile writers around the globe. + Mail me a letter: THE GNN, P.O.BOX 5, 79023 SVARDSJO, SWEDEN. + + _______________________________________________________________________ + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-058.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-058.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..864c84a2 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-058.txt @@ -0,0 +1,273 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [The uXu Annual Writer's Awards] [ By The Chief ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + INTRODUCING THE + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + ###### ## ## ## ## ## ## ###### ## + ## ## ### ## ### ## ## ## ## ## ## + ###### ###### ###### ## ## ###### ## + ## ## ## ### ## ### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ## ## ## ## ###### ## ## ###### + + ###### ###### ## ## ###### ###### ###### ## ###### + ## ## #### ## ## ## ## ## + ## #### ## ## #### ## ## #### + ## ## #### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ###### ## ## ## ## ###### ###### ###### + + ## ## ###### ###### ###### ###### ###### ## ###### + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## # ## IS IT TRUE? + ## ## ## ###### ## ## #### ###### ###### + BANANAS! ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## + ######## ## ## ###### ## ###### ## ## ###### + + ###### ## ## ###### ###### ##### ###### FANTASTIC! + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## + COOL! ###### ## ## ## ###### ###### ## ## ###### + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ######## ## ## ## ## ##### ###### FUN! + + + _______________________________________________________________________ + + WHAT IS THIS?! + _______________________________________________________________________ + + Let me explain. For some time now, the members of uXu have discussed a + new idea; to have some sort of award for good textfiles. Maybe you feel + this is a bad idea, but actually it's really needed today. Here's why; + + *) We all know there's 1000's and 1000's of textfiles out there, right? + Some good, some bad. Some copied from old ones, and some brand new. + A lot of files with different names, which really are copies or just + the same old files, just renamed. + + Here's four questions for ya.. + + 1) How can we lower the rate of copied/reproduced/renamed files? + 2) How can we tell if a file is new or old before downloading it? + 3) How do we know which files are authentic/informative/useful? + 4) How can we get great new files & have fun at the same time? + + The answer: We start a Textfile-writer's Awards Competition! + + I know you now have a lot of questions and still don't think this + is a good idea, but please, read through this file, and if you + then still feel the same, ok. + + I bet all of us have downloaded duplicates, copies, renamed files, + or just plain bad files. I counted my duplicates and found that + about 20% of my files were renamed/copied ones. When it comes to + counting bad files, I'm not the one to judge for everyone else, but + for myself, for me, about 30% of my textfiles were useless old junk. + If I wrote how much money was spent on downloading these files, you'd + start to see the benefits of such a Competition we're trying to start. + + If I knew the files were bad/copies BEFORE I downloaded them, ok. + Then I could blame no-one but myself. If I knew that THOSE files + had been awarded, then I'd know they can't be duplicates, and I'd + know that they're new. I can trust those who voted the files to be + good if I'd like, and I can find out for myself (it's a personal + judgement) but I'd still know that it's new material and not some + old junk. + + I could go on and on about this, but I hope by now you begin to + understand what I'm getting at. + + _______________________________________________________________________ + + THE PLAN + _______________________________________________________________________ + + Here's how we planned to do this; (example: 1992) + + 1) From 01-Jan-92 until 30-Nov-92: Nothing happens. + + 2) From 01-Dec-92 until 15-Dec-92: Those who want to participate + in the competition starts to upload their textfiles to the + (later) listed AWARD boards. BUT ALSO; + + + BIG NOTE: Anyone can upload textfiles for the competition! + --------- If you have found a file that you think is great, + then why not give it a chance and send it in? + You don't have to be the author of the file! + But please note: THE AUTHOR's handle and a BBS + where he/she can be located MUST come with each + file! If that info is missing, we delete the file. + + NOTE 2: The file MUST have been written during 1992! + ------- + + 3) From 16-Dec-92 until 20-Dec-92: We (the members of uXu) collect + the files from the AWARD boards and distribute them to those + who are to vote (the judges). + + NOTE: The Judges are those who were placed 1-3 + in each genre the year before, so there's + a mixture of new judges each new year. + + The first year (this year), we in uXu have taken it upon us + to be the judges, to start the whole thing, and therefor we + won't vote for our own files which is only fair and the way + it is, so we're counting on YOU to participate this first + time, and to be the first to receive an award! + + 4) From 21-Dec-92 until 31-Dec-92: The judges have time to read + the files and to vote. They will select 10 files from each + genre (see GENRES below), and award them with points from + 1-10. 10 for the best of course, 9 for the second best, and + so on. Only ONE file/genre can get 10, only ONE can get 9, + and so on, from each judge. + + 5) From 01-Jan-93 until 05-Jan-93: We (the uXu members) collect + the votes and count them. Then we make a top-list and release + a Writer's Awards file with all the participating authors/ + files listed and their positions. Also included, the comments + (if any) from the judges, and the normal chat around the awards. + We also list each judges top-10, so they can check that we're + not cheating, or changing the points awarded. + + 6) 06-Jan-93: The 3 files from each genre that got the highest + points are released with a "## PLACE IN THE 1992 WRITER'S AWARDS" + mark in a new WINNERS Textfile-Series. No-one but the Authors + become famous. + + The next year (1993) those 9 authors (three from each genre) who + won in 1992, will be the judges, and can of course participate + again if they like to. And then it starts from 1) again. + + _______________________________________________________________________ + + SO WHAT DO YOU THINK? + _______________________________________________________________________ + + Now that you have read this far, what do you think about it? Doesn't it + sound like fun? We can get a top-class textfile-series with the best of + the best textfiles, from the greatest authors/writers, who gets credit + where credit is due. It's a challenge for those who really work with + their files, and it's a sure thing for those who appreciate good files, + because + ANYBODY CAN WIN! + + Important: GENRES + + We plan to have THREE different genres to get some sort of order, and + to make sure we're covering all interests out there. These are the + genres: + 1) Fiction + 2) Underground + 3) Everything else + + 1) FICTION -> This genre cover Stories. Good fiction/real life stories. + + 2) UNDERGROUND -> Here we have the big ones; Hacking, Phreaking, Anarchy, + Alchemy and whatever you might come up with from the + underground. + + 3) EVERYTHING ELSE -> You just write whatever you want. This genre is + for everything not covered by the two others. + Like for example, Lyrics, Homework, Weird stuff + etc. + + So, each genre has its winner, 2nd placed and 3rd placed file. This means + we'll have three winners, three 2nd placed and three 3rd placed files + each year. So whatever your topic is, you've got a chance to win. + + Also Very Important: It doesn't matter if the file has been released + already during the year in some other way. If the Author's handle and + a BBS where he/she can be contacted is sent with the file, and it has + been released the same year, the file can participate. + + For example (1992): + + 1) You read a file which is written/released during 1992 which you + think is great. The file contains the Authors Handle & a BBS + where he/she can be contacted. + + => The file CAN participate in the Writer's Awards. + + + Another example (1992): + + 1) You read a file which has been written/released BEFORE 01-Jan-92 + which you think is great. The file contains the Authors Handle + & a BBS where he/she can be contacted. + + => The file CAN'T participate in the 1992 Writer's Awards. + + + Another example (1992): + + 1) You write a file during 1992 and send it in with your handle and + a BBS where you can be contacted. + + => You CAN participate with that file in the 1992 Writer's Awards. + + -------------------------------- + + The file MUST come with the Author's Handle & a BBS where he/she + can be contacted! Otherwise, the file is automatically disqualified! + + The file HAS to be Written during the same year as the current Awards. + A file written BEFORE 1992 can't participate in the 1992 Writer's + Awards. A file written before 1993 can't participate in the 1993 + Writer's Awards. Easy to understand, right? + + -------------------------------- + + _______________________________________________________________________ + + CONCLUSION + _______________________________________________________________________ + + If you have any questions, comments or anything you'd like to know, + contact your nearest uXu-ian on one of these boards below. + + Name Number uXu-ian(s) + + Info Addict +46-###-#### The Chief, Phearless, The GNN + Sedes Diaboli +46-586-43766 Phearless, The Chief, The GNN + Condemned Reality (618)397-7702 The Chief, Phearless + Demon Roach Underground (806)794-4362 The Chief, Phearless + Ripco ][ (312)528-5020 The Chief + Lunatic Labs (213)655-0691 The Chief + + + More information about the AWARD boards in the next uXu release. + ________________________________________________________________________ + ________________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-059.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-059.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..6e051f37 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-059.txt @@ -0,0 +1,94 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ Squib Joke ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + SQUIB JOKE + by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu + + "You gonna make the nation proud of you!" + (Techno Quake) + + Thanks Phearless - one source for inspiration. + + + This is a simple but fun joke for all you sick guys who just like to +make people go mad. It's disgusting, it's horrible, it causes permanent +brain damage for the victims...and it's cheap! + + You'll need: + + 1) 20 ML Syringe + 2) Small tube - Length varies + 3) A red fluid + + There are many variations on this one and some are better than others. +We did like this: We filled the syringe with the fluid and put the +tube on it. I placed it in my pocket and placed the end of the tube +under my arm so it pointed against the chest (under my clothes naturally). + + Then we entered one of these money-hungry supermarkets who just +sell food while catching as many shop-lifters as possible. My friend +walked to one of the staff and whispered "Hey! I saw that guy steal +something!" and pointed at me. "Aha! Good citizen! We'll take care of +this! Go away!". + + As we expected, the lame jerk ran to some other members of the staff +and surrounded me. "What have you stolen?!", they screamed. +"Nothing, I said.". We argued for a while and just when they where on +their way to take me to one of these "inner rooms" my friend came +running. "DON'T WORRY! I TAKE CARE OF THIS!". He ran up next to me +and pulled a realistic toy gun and fired a loud shot. + + I pressed the syringe hard and the red fluid splashed all over the +inside of my skirt. I fell screaming to the floor and "died" while my +friend ran away. "Blood" dripped all over me and the floor. + + Chaos. The female staff fainted and achieved serious brain damage. +The others just got crazy. "Did you see that...he...KILLED him!" +After a while I ran away. MORE CHAOS! "He...he...oh god what happened?". + +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- + You get the idea? Good...now go out and terrorize your friends. They +will buy this messy joke all the time! Just don't do it with much +cops around, they will not understand that it's a joke until after they have +shot someone. +-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+-+- + + Oh, I forgot to mention, we did another thing. I placed the tube to +the back of my head and leaned against a wall. Then I committed "suicide" by +"shooting" myself in the mouth. In front of a crowd, hehehe! + + + /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + + I would like to get in touch with other textfile writers around the globe. + Mail me a letter: THE GNN, P.O.BOX 5, 79023 SVARDSJO, SWEDEN. + + _______________________________________________________________________ + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-060.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-060.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..403dd96e --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-060.txt @@ -0,0 +1,150 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ## ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ The Voice ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + "THE VOICE" + by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu + + + Strix ran through the corridors with the paper in his hand. The three +legs wouldn't go fast enough. He reached The Office, stopped and took +and deep breath. Then he opened The Door to The office and entered. +Faces looked at him from every part of a round table in the middle of +the room. + + "Well Strix, any news?" + + He held the paper high in the air so everybody could see it. It +contained strange numbers and words that no one could understand. + + "We did it! We have discovered another planet with life!" + + Chaos. The Leaders jumped high in the air, danced on the table and +screamed in happiness. Strix felt like joining them but realized that +it wasn't a good idea. He was just a Student of the sy-77 School Of +Investigation Of Uninvestigated Places In The Universe. The Leaders +would probably take it personal if he identified himself with them. +They calmed down after a few minutes and returned to their places with +stone cold faces. + + "Good Strix. Investigate their messages and return." + + They had worked with the problem for years. Signals, unknown to their +machines had been detected from a small planet far away. The problem +was that they couldn't prove if it was mutated echoes from their own +equipment or messages from another world. They worked night and day, +with all four arms working at the same time, to solve the problem. + + "Anything new?", Strix asked as he returned to the room. + + Hi-tech equipment was placed everywhere. He had to step over five +boosters to the main Detector when he wanted to enter his seat. +Mr Nagy Nagy looked at him. + + "Nope. Just the ordinary sounds. They must be voices, but the new + translation module hasn't arrived yet. I don't get a shit of what + they are saying." + + Strix placed the ear to the loudspeaker and listened. Yes, it must be +voices. But what on Hil could it be saying? Mr Nagy Nagy continued. + + "We have discovered another interesting thing. We can hear other voices + at the same time, but weaker. I think it can be amateurs who are + sending messages to space at the same time. Who knows? Then there's + many different people who speak on the same frequency as the one + that's the strongest. The main speaker is however the one we hear + most...eh...aggressive...he must be the one who we should translate + when the module arrives!" + + Strix nodded. Strange that they hadn't heard anything from the planet +earlier. They had scanned that system before. +The Universal Translation Module arrived the very next day by speed- +mail from The Universal Translation School. It was a handy machine +with a microphone in one end and a printer in the other. + + "Damn! Why isn't that voice sending now!", Mr Nagy Nagy said desperately. + + "Calm Down!", Strix replied. "You know they are not sending all the + time! We just have to wait until they begin again!" + + Strix understood Mr Nagy Nagys impatience. This was the day. They tried +to kill time by playing cards but Mr Nagy Nagy couldn't concentrate. +He ran to the loudspeaker all the time and listened. + + "Ahh...mmm...nothing yet!" + + After one hour the voice suddenly begun to speak. They threw everything +they had in their hands and rushed to the module. + + "Turn it on for gods sake! Place the mic to the speaker! Quick!" + + Strix already knew what to do. He placed the module to the speaker and +turned it on. The machine listened and begun to translate. +They read the text that slowly came from the machine with a joy that +quickly transformed into fear. + + He walked to The Office with slow steps. This was not good at all. +He explained to The Leaders that the messages had been destructive +ones, who kept talking about death and war. They shook their heads +and mumbled disappointed words. + + "We cannot take the risk to make contact with them!", one of The Leaders +said. "They can be dangerous!" + + Everybody agreed. One turned to Strix and said: + + "Place the planet on the black list and send it to all other known + systems! It must be kept isolated!" + + Strix did as they said. He sent a message to all other systems with a +warning to stay away from the planet. When he returned to the room +he saw Mr Nagy Nagy packing the tapes and papers with the voice into +a box. + + "Going to the cellar.", he said with a sad look. + + Strix stepped over a booster and picked up a tape. + + "I'm just going to listen to them for the last time." + + Mr Nagy Nagy stopped his packing and listened too with a calm face. +For the last time, they listened to the voice that they had discovered. +They didn't understand anything of it without the module, except that +it was a dangerous voice. + + "...ACHTUNGSIEGHEILSIEGHEILSIEGHEI..." + + + /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + + I would like to get in touch with other textfile writers around the globe. + Mail me a letter: THE GNN, P.O.BOX 5, 79023 SVARDSJO, SWEDEN. + + _______________________________________________________________________ + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-061.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-061.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..cc4f9327 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-061.txt @@ -0,0 +1,167 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## # ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ###### + + [Torture With Things Laying Around] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + TORTURE WITH THINGS LAYING AROUND AT HOME + by THE GNN/DC/uXu + + "Listen carefully..." + (242) + + + Aha! I don't know how you made it or why you did it, but for some reason you +got yourself a human inside a house that you have to get some information +from. And the best way to do that is of course - torture! +Unfortunately, our "civilized" culture doesn't give you any items for +torture so you'll have to improvise... + This file can be used anytime. It requires that you have strapped the +"victim" (haha) to a chair or equal preventing him from escaping +when the light turns red. + + +1. CHEMICALS + + Your house is full of chemicals! Many of them are dangerous and can + be used to achieve pain. Some examples: Ammonia, very strong and + painful. Put a glass under his nose and make him smell it. He will + probably be poisoned after a short while. + Alcohol: Ahh...force him to drink things that makes him go drunk. + When the liquid cabinet is empty, use common perfumes, roll-on, + after-shave...all of them contains alcohol. + Strong acids: Can be found in the basement. Give him a shower. + +2. THE SAUNA + + Got yourself a sauna in the house? Great. Turn it on at maximum + effect and throw the victim inside. He will talk in a few hours + and drop dead after a few more. If your sauna got a good ventilating + system, the floor can be rather cold so nail him to a chair to be + sure of 100% effect. If he won't talk anyway, open the door and + burn his body to the hot stones. Talking about burning it leads + us to... + + +3. THE OVEN + + Well...I guess you know what to do. Turn on the oven and place his + head inside it and keep it there until he speaks. Me and my friend + tried a rather advanced method last year, when we needed to know + where our neighbor had his money. We placed his new-born child + in the oven and turned it on. He talked quick. But we didn't really + care about the money, we just wanted to have some fun. We forced + his wife to eat the dead child afterwards. Ha, good ol' days. + + +4. THE FRIDGE + + This one is also very fun. Empty the fridge and remove all shelves. + Place the victim inside and wait...This is actually more painful + than the sauna trick. + + +5. CIGARETTE LIGHTERS AND CIGARETTES + + This is a classic method used all over the world. Speak calm to the + victim, offer him a smoke etc... When he has gotten real cool + press the cigarette onto his hand, face or why not into one of his + eyes. The lighter can be used to burn parts of his face or if + you are real cruel - his scrotum. + Acetone is often used to remove nail polish. This burns quicker + than gasoline which means that it is very easy to control. Smear + his throat with it and light him up. His face will soon turn black. + + +6. ELECTRICITY + + The power in a common lamp is enough to kill a human after a few + minutes. The easiest way to get a good and secure stungun is to + remove the glass bulb from a lamp. Now you got two metal strings + sticking out and when these two are placed against a body - zap! + Another version is to throw the victim into a bathtub and dip the + "stungun" into the water. + + +7. WATER + + This is also very classic. Fill a bucket of water and press the + victims head into it. You can also use the bathtub. Begin with + 30 sec then advance to minutes. + + +8. DESTRUCTION + + If you don't want to hurt your victim you can tie him to a chair + and destroy his possessions in front of him. Begin with the ordinary + garbage like the TV, VCR etc etc If he doesn't talk, destroy things + that might mean something to him. Old photos, books, diskettes... + + +9. KNIVES AND OTHER SHARP THINGS + + Kitchen-knives? Just give him some light wounds over the body and + watch his scared face when he realizes that the pain is his last + problem. His life drains away when the blood begin to drip... + If you don't want him to die, give him some scars and then use + salt in the wounds. + Place nails on painful areas: In the ass, in his eyes, on his dick, + in his mouth etc etc + + + +10. BB GUNS + + Oh, BB guns are painful! Even the crappiest one gets cool when you + begin to shoot your victim from a close range. Aim for his face. + The little nasty bullets penetrates the skin and stays there. + When he screams, place one into his mouth. And for gods sake, don't + forget his eyes! + + +11. THE STEREO + + This method is probably the most effective one of you really want + to hurt your victim. It will make him go mad, take away his pride, + splat his brain and turn him into a vegetable after a few hours. + Turn on maximum volume and force him to listen to Michael Jackson, + New Kids, Bob Geldoff or Magnus Uggla. + + + This should be enough for you to get some own ideas. Remember! You house +is full of nasty things! Who needs advanced equipment? No one! +A final hint: If possible, use your victims house. You don't want to +turn your OWN house into a mess, do you? + + + /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call INFO ADDICT - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + + I would like to get in touch with other textfile writers around the globe. + Mail me a letter: THE GNN, P.O.BOX 5, 79023 SVARDSJO, SWEDEN. + + _______________________________________________________________________ + _______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-062.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-062.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..58a83d5d --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-062.txt @@ -0,0 +1,341 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ uXu INDEX 08-Mar-92 ] [ By THE CHIEF ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + It's a bit hard for me to cope with all of this. I guess you don't + know what I mean, so I'll tell you. Since uXu started, only four + releases ago, we have produced over 60 files. I know some files are + pretty bad, but most of them are actually good. This may sound like + bragging to you, but I never thought we'd produce anything worth + releasing after the 1:st release! I was wrong. I'd like to thank + The GNN for keeping the hope up, and for continuing to write great + files, when everything else seemed to go the other way. I think it + helped us all to continue when we really felt like quitting. + + Another subject now. Are we cloning cDc? + Do you, our readers, feel that we're taking their material, or that + we're trying to make our stuff look like their (really VERY good, I + love them cDc files myself) stuff? If so, we apologize. Actually, + the only thing we've copied from cDc is the LONG format for our + releases, and that's it. Everything we publish is genuine and + straight from the author(s) themselves. Well, because we have + received comments about this, we want YOU to tell us what YOU think + too! So, just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file + and E-Mail "The Chief" with your comment. We'll include YOUR + comments (unchanged) in the next Index. So dig up your modem and + let us know. + + Now, when that's out of the way, let's move on to this #5 release. + This is really our best release so far. It includes a whole bunch + of Fiction files with turning ends and scooped up stories, as well + as the standard weird files too. It also initiates an interesting + competition for all you textfile-writers out there. + + Read uXu file #58 for complete information! + + The Chief / uXu + + + --------------------------------------------------------------------- + Be a part of the uXu team! Here's what you need to know... + --------------------------------------------------------------------- + + Just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file and E-Mail + The Chief for further information (if needed) or to let us know you'd + like to join us. Don't hesitate! Call today! + + + Member --> We're happy if you write a minimum of two files/release. + You do have to write something for each release to be + listed as Member. + + Contributor --> We don't expect you to write for each release. You + write when you have something to write about. We do + want you to write something for every 3 releases + to be listed as Contributor. + + Support Board --> To become a support board, we have to check your + BBS first, so include number/name/nup when applying. + As a support board, you'll have one file-area for + uXu files and one for files TO uXu, where only the + uXu editor may download files. + --------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + Current uXu Members + + + Name Specialities + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + The Chief - Fiction, Fun-N-Humor, Manuals, Awareness, Coolness. + The GNN - Terrorism, Anarchy, Weirdness, Fiction. + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + Current uXu Contributors + + + Name Specialities + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Phearless - Tips/Trix/Advice, Crazy Fun-N-Humor. + Mister Monochrome - Lyrics, Terrorism, Anarchy. + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + Current uXu Support Boards + + Name Phone Listed as + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + Condemned Reality 618/397-7702 Main U.S. Distribution Site + Ripco ][ 312/528-5020 Submission/Contribution Inlet + Demon Roach Underground 806/794-4362 Submission/Contribution Inlet + ----------------------------------------------------------------------- + + _________________________________________________________________________ + + I N D E X - Standard Releases 00 - 62 [Jan/Mar 1992] + + + No Title Author Size + ------------------------------------------------------------------------- + [00] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k + [01] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k + [02] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k + [03] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k + [04] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k + [05] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k + [06] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k + [07] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k + [08] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k + [09] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k + [10] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k + [11] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k + [12] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k + [13] Suicide! The GNN 5k + [14] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k + [15] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k + [16] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k + [17] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k + [18] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k + [19] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k + [20] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k + [21] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k + [22] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k + [23] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k + [24] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k + [25] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k + [26] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k + [27] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k + [28] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k + [29] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k + [30] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k + [31] The Truth The GNN 4k + [32] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k + [33] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k + [34] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k + [35] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k + [36] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k + [37] Anarchist Unite The GNN 4k + [38] A Jolly Good Day In School The GNN 6k + [39] Depth Charge The GNN 3k + [40] Depression The GNN 6k + [41] The Excuse The GNN 3k + [42] Childish Thoughts Phearless 4k + [43] The Anatomy Of Hate The GNN 4k + [44] Golf Ball Enjoyment Phearless 4k + [45] Fun With Electricity Phearless 3k + [46] Acid Human Terrorism The GNN 5k + [47] uXu Index #4 The Chief 15k + [48] AI The GNN 8k + [49] Alarm! The GNN 3k + [50] Castle Chronicles Chapter Three The Chief 6k + [51] How To Deal With The Police The GNN 3k + [52] El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill The GNN 8k + [53] Friday The 17th The Chief 10k + [54] Errors The GNN 5k + [55] Eternal Life The GNN 9k + [56] What Goes Around... The GNN 5k + [57] I Know Who You Are! 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A Chilling story from our now known Fiction +writer, The GNN. This one deals with Artificial Intelligence in the +future. I promise, you'll be surprised how good it is. Highly +recommended reading. + +049: "Alarm!" by The GNN. A fine poem only leaving you wanting more. +We've seen some new stuff by The GNN in this release, and it's not +just new, it's also extremely good. So, all of you, even though this +is a poem, and you might not read poems every day, take this one home. +If not for the poem itself, then for the final experience. + +050: "Castle Chronicles Chapter Three" by The Chief. What! Oh no! It's +yet another chapter of Steve Castle's investigation and search for the +Man that disappeared from the shoe store. This third chapter gives you +a pretty nasty turn in the story, as well as leaving you with an urge to +read the next chapter. Read all about it! + +051: "How To Deal With The Police" by The GNN. Life is tough. Ok, +we all know that, but are you prepared if one day, the cops bangs +on your door, throws you into their car, takes you downtown only to +question you for hours and hours? No? Then read this short manual. + +052: "El Presidente - A Measure Of Handgun Shooting Skill" by The GNN. +[Taken from the Guns & Ammo Magazine, February Issue 1992]. This +article tells you how the most preferred measure of shooting skill is +done. Maybe you'd like to try it out yourself to see if you're as +slick with your gun as you think you are? Get tha file, will ya! + +053: "Friday The 17th" by The Chief. When you're down in the gutter, +trying to get some help, only because 'it's just one of those days', +pick up this file for some comfort. For some it's Friday the 13th, for +others... it's another day. + +054: "Errors" by The GNN. Is it possible that you affect other people +by doing what you do? How can your dull afternoon in front of your +computer kill 1000's of people? Arthur Dent realized that in the oh-so- +good book The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams, but +is that really true? The GNN tells you the story. + +055: "Eternal Life" by The GNN. Yet another story from The GNN with +twisting tales and turning ends. Our new leader in the fiction business +doesn't let you down with this wonderful story. It's as good as his +earlier ones, and tells the story of a man working with a garage-made +time-machine. + +056: "What Goes Around..." by The GNN. Destroying Nuclear weapons, +de-militarize the earth, peace everywhere. Is it true that only good +things come out of it? Can it for example be a huge mistake to get +rid of all weapons? Why? Read this short thinking story. + +057: "I Know Who You Are!" by The GNN. Are you sure about who you +are, where you come from, and why you're here? Then skip this file. +If not, it's important that you read it as soon as possible. We're +letting you in on the secret here, so don't waste your time. Your +life depend on it! + +058: "The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Information" by The Chief. +Introducing a new competition, as well as a way to receive the finest +and best textfiles floating around out there. This is the first file +about the contest with vital information. Another file with more +information will be released closer to the actual awards. Get this file +now, and read through it and then leave your comments to your closest +uXu member. Please support this small request. + +059: "Squib Joke" by The GNN. This is a simple but fun joke for all +you sick guys who just like to make people go mad. It's horrible, it +causes permanent brain damage for the victim... and it's cheap too. +Just don't try it on your fellow uXu-ians! + +060: "The Voice" by The GNN. Life beyond the stars. Isn't it strange +we're still all alone down here on earth? Why can't we find life on +other planets? Is it something we're overlooking or just our destiny +to be alone? A fine story from The GNN. + +061: "Torture With Things Laying Around At Home" by The GNN. Aha! +You've got someone you want information from, and you don't know how +to do? Yessss, Torture! The best and only way. This file can be used +anytime. It requires that you have strapped the person to a chair or +something, and that you prevent him from escaping. Interested? + +062: "uXu Index #5" by The Chief. Already the 5th Index? Oh well, I +guess there's only one thing to do then. Get it, really. If you're one +of those who collect our files, you know that the Index contains; + + * An introduction about current events by The Chief. + * Updated Member, Contributor and Support Board Lists. + * An updated list of all uXu files in Short format. + * All the new release files in Long format. + * An updated list of boards where to contact uXu. + +So why not take a break from whatever you're doing right now, and +download this extremely interesting and informative file. At least +you'll know a bit more about the contents of all other uXu files. + + [#62 also includes an Index for the uXu-S series] + + ----------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + Also call these fine boards: [Best before uXu release #6] + + Info Addict +46-###-#### (uXu Home) + Sedes Diaboli +46-586-43766 (uXu Information Node) + Condemned Reality (618)397-7702 (uXu Main U.S. Site) + Demon Roach Underground (806)794-4362 (Support & Inlet) + Ripco ][ (312)528-5020 (Support & Inlet/Outlet) + Lunatic Labs (213)655-0691 + + Changes: + -------- + Balanced pH (818)D.O.W.N. + + + ________________________________________________________________________ + ________________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-063.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-063.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..89a512fb --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-063.txt @@ -0,0 +1,176 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ Divine Problems ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + "DIVINE PROBLEMS" + by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu + + "Only God is perfect!" + (Heroes of the past) + + + "Shit!" + + He used to be the mighty ruler. King of all kings. The Creator. The +best. The heroic leader. Call him whatever you want. He was God. Not +the God you call anyone who is beautiful or fantastic. He can neither dance +or sing. The first impression he gives you is that he probably reminds +you about the pictures of God in all books. Not very strange, since he IS God. +Yes, the real God. His home is Heaven and his work is to rule the world. +You can love him or hate him. But one thing is for sure; he is God, and he +created the whole world in two days (even if some books claim seven days +but that's just fake propaganda from Lucifer). His power is beyond +whatever you can imagine. He rules supreme. + + Now he was laying on the floor of a 7-eleven and stared at the great hole he +made when he came crashing through the roof. + + "Well, I guess you'll have to pay for that!", some idiot behind the counter +suddenly said. + + "Do you know who I am, jerk?", God said while making some pathetic tries +to stand up. The floor was slippery due to the usual lousy cleaning from the +lamebrains who worked there. + + "Listen Pa! I'm only a employee, ok? I don't make the fucking rules.", the +sleaze answered. + + "I will guarantee you a place on my left side, haveaniceday!", God said and +quickly left the store. + + New York. + + Could it be worse? + + It must had been Lucifer again. When the bell rang, God expected to find +another soul on the outside who wanted to come inside. It was early in +the morning and it was going to be a hectic day judging from the large amount +of people who showed up. As all days. But it was work, and someone had to +do it. Even God. But when he had unlocked the door the staircase below him +was empty. It had happened before that the soul was too eager to get inside +and stood in front of the yellow line (even if a LARGE sign clearly said +"Do NOT pass the yellow line until God have opened the door!"). +Because, then it would easily happen that God accidentally slammed the door +right into the face of the soul and pushed him off the staircase. It had +happened a couple of times. + + "Make a sign!", he had said to his angels. + + They had made a sign. No accidents. Until now. With a sigh, God took a few +steps to the outside to watch if he could see the poor soul falling +down. He didn't even notice the wire who was placed below the door. +With a scream, he tripped and fell off the staircase. Twenty seconds later, +he crashed through the roof of the 7-eleven store. + + New York. This rotten trashcan of humans. + + "Yo! Check out the old fart!", some stupid kid screamed at him. With a +bright flash of lightning, God vaporized him at once. Then he continued +to walk the streets. What a place. Cars made noise, people bumped into +him, and everything smelled like junk. There he was, walking around with a +white dress, a large beard and a cross in a chain around his neck. + + "Taxi!", he screamed to the bypassing yellow cabs. + + Most of the drivers saw him as yet another weird Hare Krishna dude, who +wanted to go to the church for free, and didn't stop. This was humiliating! +Something had to be done. Ah! Over the street! On the other side of the street, +a taxi which was just about to leave. God made a run and threw himself into it. +Unfortunately there was already an old lady in it, but with a magic spell, +the door opened and she was thrown out as if an invisible hand had grabbed her. + + "Drive!", God shouted to the driver. + + "Uhm...uhm...uhm...the lady had some luggage that...", the driver +said with a weak voice. + + The old lady was almost crushed when five large bags came flying from the +trunk of the taxi and landed on top of her. + + "Done! Now drive!", God said with a slightly annoyed voice. + + What else could he do? The driver had seen many strange things in his life +but this was very different. But he knew from experience that everything +had an explanation. + + "Er...exactly where do you want to go?" + + "Heaven." + + Oh no, another grass-smoking hippie from the past who hadn't realized +what time it was, the driver thought. However, it was better to pretend and +drive around a while until the magician in the back seat had slipped into a +coma or something. He got very amazed when the car suddenly left the ground +and entered the sky. + + "How much do I owe you?", God asked the driver. + + It took them ten minutes to reach the bottom of the staircase in heaven. +The driver didn't answer. He just stared out of the window. + + "Ah..ok, you'll get a nice place here instead, when the time is right, +what do you say about that?" + + Still no answer. Never mind. God closed the door and sent the car back +to earth. A large crowd had gathered in front of the door to heaven and +God had to use his elbows to get to it. + + "Sorry, but I'm in a hurry, let me pass!" + + "Hey, we are ALL in a hurry here! We have waited a long time! No one +opens the goddamn..." + + A flash from the Automatic Naughty Word Destroyer turned the soul into +nothing. A very good machine, God thought. + + "No one opens the door? Well, you understand, I'm God..." + + The crowd went "ooooohhhhh". The feeling of being Someone was exiting, +and God continued; + + "Don't worry! I will open the door and everybody, yes EVERYBODY, will +go inside and enjoy....(short silence)...heeeeeaaaveeeen!" + + Excitement and joy ran through the crowd. No judgements today! This +was Happy Hour in heaven! God turned around and faced the door. + + BONK! + + It hit him like a rock in the head. The door had closed and locked. +The keys were...in the lock, on the inside. + + God turned blushing to the crowd. + + "Anyone got a deck of cards or something?" + + + ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call THE STASH - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-###-#### + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + ______________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-064.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-064.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..f0e96b46 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-064.txt @@ -0,0 +1,239 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ## ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ## + + [ Castle Chronicles Chapter Four ] [ By The Chief ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + ###### ###### ###### ###### ## ###### + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## + ## ###### ###### ## ## #### + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## + ###### ## ## ###### ## ###### ###### + + ###### ## ## ###### ###### ## ## ## ###### ## ###### ###### + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ### ## ## ## ## ## ## + ## ###### ###### ## ## ## ### ## ## ## #### ###### + ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## ## + ###### ## ## ## ## ###### ## ## ## ###### ###### ###### ###### + + THE FEIGNED NON-POISONOUS GENTLEMANLIKE HERESY GAME SHOW + + CHAPTER FOUR + + + At this time, he noticed the weird alien following him through + the maze. Trillian told him not to worry. 'It's just one of those + nice and friendly ones' she said. Zaphod seemed to take the whole + trip to Bezelbub Interstellar Junction lightly as he continued to + sleep, snoring heavily. Ford held his towel a bit tighter as he + slipped down a three-inch Babelfish down his throat for lunch. + + + -*- + + + What? This ISN'T 'The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Part IV' ? + Oh, sorry about that. I'll make it up to you by writing yet + another inspiring full-framed vicious chapter right here. + + + Megan woke up, quite dizzy. She thought it had to do with the + night before, but it didn't. Spingleman had slipped her one of + his new inventions; The 'Get Drunk, and Stay Drunk the morning + after' (GDSD) pill, but she didn't know anything about it. 'Water + ..water' she managed to whisper, and Spingleman made a sign to a + man standing in the far corner of the room. He went out of the + room. + + + -*- + + + WHAT?! What are you complaining about?.. Say that again? It isn't + 'The BIG System 3' either? Then WHAT IS IT?! 'Castle Chronicles'? + Right! I'm a bit out of touch today y'see.. Hit it! + + + + "Ouch!" + + Castle woke up. Instantly feeling he didn't like it. A big table + covered his body and when he lifted the sink that had smashed his + head into pieces he noticed the small dog chewing on his left + shoe (which was, amazingly enough, still there). 'Boy, are they + serious with this gang war stuff or what?' he thought as he tried + to move his thumb. It hurt. + + The Mercedes just stood there. Burning. A couple of police-cars + drove by in a frenzy and the air was filled with.. with.. Hmm, + Castle couldn't make out what it was. He had smelled it before, + but couldn't quite place it. Was it the Semi-Half Naked Woman? No, + she had that excellent 'take me' scent. It couldn't be Steinberg + or Brown because they weren't there. Weren't there? + + "Hey! Hello! Miss?" Castle tried to reach the Semi-Half Naked + Woman, but failed instantly trying to move his little finger. + + "Well, if it isn't Mr Rock-N-Roll De-Tec-Tive." Someone said to + the left. + + "No, it isn't stupid" Another voice said to the right. "It's just + that dumb Steve Castle. Mr No-Bra-In De-Tec-Tive. Heheheheheh.." + + That was enough! Castle could take much, but abuse? NO WAY! + + With a crumble he was on his feet. Facing two amazingly large.. + gentlemen on motorcycles. He KNEW he wasn't in a position to + complain or make them take back what they'd said when one of them + reached inside his overcoat and pulled out.. + + "Wanna take part in a most excellent game show, dude?" One of them + said offering Castle the envelope he had pulled out of his pocket. + + "It isn't STUDS or anything, but it sure is fun." + + Castle hesitated. Then he reached for the envelope and opened it. + + 'SHNW & D Gameshows Inc. invites you to join a most excellent + show where you'll be able to win PRICES! Yes, we offer you a + Complete TV-Set, bedroom furniture, aaand a trip to wonderful + Siberia, tell him more about it Jim! Ok, Mike. We'll fly you to + to the most luxurious place on earth with BLAH Air. You'll spend + a weekend ...' + + He skipped that section and found a small note at the end of the + paper that said: 'Rules: Participants must be detectives or Semi- + Half Naked Women'. Hmm.. how strange, he thought, but that didn't + matter. He'd never participated in a game show, and this was his + chance to get some of those nifty bathroom carpets. + + "Okay I'll do it." he said, and the two large men looked at each- + other and smiled. + + "But I have to bring my..friend here.." he continued bending over + to reach the Semi-Half Naked Woman. + + "Sure, that's exactly what we want you to, too." the gentleman to + the right said. "Just hop up here, and we'll take both of you + to the studio right away." + + As they drove away, someone lurking beneath the street whispered.. + + "Hello Hellooo.. he's going to pay! With his balls!" He Turned + and headed straight for the tunnel that lead to the SHNW & D + Studios up Johnson Avenue. "He will pay dearly.." + + + -*- + + + Mike Whitesmile, the game show host found himself doing what he + enjoyed most. Hosting a game show. + + "Rrrright, ladies and gentlemen. We're back, and what's that? Yes, + we have two new contestants for you. One found beneath a large + table on Johnson Avenue and the other just next to him. Please + let's go and meet these two, come on.." + + "You're the detective, right?" Mike said to the Semi-Half Naked + Woman. "Hahah, sorry that was a joke." + + + + "No, seriously, let me guess here.. you must be the Semi-Half + Naked (and veeerrry sexy too) Woman if I'm not completely from + another planet! + + + + Ok Ok... fankyou fankyou, that's enough jokes for now! Then this + one here.." he said pointing at Castle, "must be the De-Tec-Tive. + Would you like to say something about yourselves? Castle?" + + "No FANKS", Castle answered him with a smirk on his face. + + "Well, if it isn't a humorous de-tec-tive.." Mike said to the non- + existent studio public. . "How + about you then?", he asked the Semi-Half Naked Woman. + + "Like Ok. When I was about three years old, right, my mom took + me to this place, y'know, called, ok, like, the Supermarket, and + like, wow, they had so many, like different chewing-gums, y'know, + and right by the chewing-gum shelf, thirteen years later, I met, + like, a big hunk who grabbed my, as you can see, big breasts and + just took me from behind before we, y'see, went to this shoe + store, and.." + + "Heheh.. well, I hear YOU have a lot to talk about," Mike said + to the public. "But let's go on with the + show! Right after these messages.. Staaaay Rrrright There!" + + + + etc. + + Castle looked at the Semi-Half Naked Woman. + Mike looked at himself in the mirror. + + "Did you say 'Shoe Store'??" Castle asked her. + + "Why, sure. Like, I think so anyway.." + + "DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST...." + + "AAaaand, We're Back!" . "I'm + Mike (like you didn't know that! Hah hah)" + "and, we're here with our two new contestants. They are going to + meet our last week's champions... Frank Fontana and Isabella + Rosselini!" + + + + "Fooled ya! hah hah hah" "No, seriously folks, we + have here, the piece of meat, the king stud of studs, the word- + mongler of crosswords, the king-o of lingo, the crackpot of + jackpot.. and the hunk that made it with this Semi-Half Naked + Woman at the Chewing-gum shelf seven years ago..." + + + + "Yes, None other than The.... Mysterious man who disappeared in + the SHOE STORE!!" + + ______________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________ + + Watch out for the next chapter of the Castle Chronicles! + It gets closer to the amazing end! + + ONLY from The Underground eXperts United! + + (!) 1992 THE CHIEF & uXu Productions + + ______________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________ + diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-065.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-065.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..b2ae38f8 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-065.txt @@ -0,0 +1,211 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ Listen Carefully ] [ By The GNN ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + "LISTEN CAREFULLY" + by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu + + "Let me see, said the blind man" + (Charles Dickens) + + + R. dropped the box again. Thankfully, the grass was quite soft here. + + "Watch out! Don't destroy it!", K. screamed. + + K. steadied his grip around the large box and started to walk again. The +ten feet high and six feet wide box was not so heavy but a living hell to +carry. Antennas and heavy microphones were in the way everywhere. + + "All the way up to the hill, my friend!", K. said in a jolly voice. + + One hour later they were at the top of the grassy hill. R. put the box +down and took a large sigh of relief. He sat down and watched the view. +He could see the car at the foot of the hill. Around it, wood. Green, +fresh wood everywhere. + + "Paradise...", R. said with a low voice. + + "Yeah," K. said. "Not strange at all that he got all inspiration here!" + + Platon. K. had always loved Platon. Even if he died thousands of years +ago, his incredible thoughts never got out of style. K. was a genius. +But he never thought of himself as one. He started to read in his early +childhood and the first books that he opened was philosophy with great +men like Platon, Aristoteles, Kant and Zenon. He read the books with +a burning desire to meet them. He wanted to discuss the world with them. +This was unfortunately impossible, since K. lived in the year 1992 and +all the great men were dead. Advanced electronics captured his interest in +his youth, but he never forgot about the ancient theories about the world. + + Now he was sitting here. R. had helped him to carry his machine all the +way up to the hill. This was the place where Platon had gotten his ideas +according to many books. When K. one day read that Platon used to talk +to himself loud about his ideas, before writing them down, he got an idea. +Everything is eternal. Nothing can disappear. You can not cut an object +into nothing. You just cut it in half half half half half half half... +What about sounds? Sounds must be forever! + + We breathe and sometimes we produce a sound. A word. A sentence. The +waves run from our mouth and out in the large air. The sound is harder +to hear on a distance, since the waves get thinner and thinner. +But they can never disappear. You just had to produce a machine that could +catch and increase the volume of small sounds. Sounds, so small that you +couldn't believe it. Sounds, that were produced thousands of years ago. +Sounds, from Platon. + + "Why do you want to hear Platon?", R. suddenly asked. + + "Maybe because he was the greatest, and maybe because this place +is perfect for catching old sounds.", K. replied. + + This was sure a perfect place. Far away from modern "civilization" with +hard and cold noise. Even when Platon lived, there must have been irritating +sounds everywhere. That was probably the solution to why he walked several +miles to get to this silent and beautiful hill. To think. To understand. +And now, K. wanted to understand. He just didn't exactly know what... + + "Let's go to work!", K. said. + + They begun to operate the machine. Small and big microphones was placed +at different places around the box. K. turned the switch on, and sounds +begun to flow into his ears from a couple of headphones. + + "Finetune it!", he shouted to R. on the other side of the box. + + The box was completely silent. A small hum could be heard from it, but +that was all. R. connected his portable computer to the box and started +to tune the sensitive microphones to smaller and smaller sounds. Bypassing +birds on the blue sky watched the two men with a laugh. + + "It is finetuned to...the right time!" + + K. listened. He couldn't hear anything. Just as he expected. + + "Nothing here! Tune it six more hours!" + + R. pushed some buttons on his computer. K. listened again. Still, +everything was silent. He could hear some birds sing, dead since hundreds +of years, but that was not what he wanted to hear. He wanted to +hear the voice of Platon. + + "Damn!", K. shouted. "Tune it one more hour!" + + Steps. Finally! K. heard someone walking towards the place. The steps +suddenly stopped. Someone breathed heavily. Silence. And then...someone +talked. Ancient words came through the phones. + + "It's him! I know it's him!" + + R. connected another set of phones to his side of the box. + + "Yep. It's him.", R. said even if he didn't understand a word of it. He +hadn't got the education K. had about old languages. + + They listened to him for several minutes. A cassette recorder inside the +box taped everything. + + "Hey!", K. screamed. "Did you hear that?" + + "Well, uhm, maybe. What?", R. replied. + + K.'s voice suddenly got very excited. + + "He said something about why he sat here all the time!" + + R. was about to make an unnecessary comment when K. stopped him. + + "Oh Lord! He may be right! Who knows?" + + K. spoke very fast. R. hadn't got the slightest idea what K. could have +heard but it was better to pretend than look like a moron. + + "R.! How many years can you tune the machine back with the computer?" + + R. tapped on the keyboard. + + "Probably around...I don't know. Eternal I guess.", R. said. + + K.'s eyes opened wide. He stared into the sky. Then he quickly walked +to R. on the other side of the box. + + "Tune it as many years you can! Billions of billions of billions of years!" + + It took over an hour before the computer declared that he was not going +to go a single zero more. The machine had been tuned to catch sounds made +even before the big bang. + + "Why?", R. asked. "Why this?" + + "Because...I think I heard Platon say something." + + A painful silence occurred. R. couldn't stand it. + + "Yes? He said...what?" + + K. looked upon the sky again. He took a deep breath and closed his eyes. +R. was about to give up on getting answers when he said: + + "Platon said...that this was a place that all great thinkers had visited. +He said that...all great thinkers are sucked to this place. Everybody can't +make it because everybody can't travel to this place. He was very lucky +to be born here. Look at us! We are here!" + + Silence again. R. was about to ask how the hell Platon could know +something like that but he never got the chance to open his mouth. + + "Even...", K. continued. "Even the creator of the universe had been sitting +here! It was from this place he created the universe! When he was ready, he +made the earth, like a statue over his great creation!" + + R. begun to sweat. + + "Did he mean...God?" + + "No!", K. said in an angry voice. "Something...else...and he said that +the creator had been sitting here for billions of years! We just...can't... +miss...him! Come on! Go!" + + They turned on the machine. They listened. A voice was perfectly +clear to them. Even if it didn't speak any known language they understood +every word of it. Hours passed. When night came, they still listened. +They listened until dawn. When the sun begun to rise, K. took of his phones. + + They looked at each other. + + "So that was the meaning of life?", R. said sadly. + + K. didn't answer. They didn't even bother to bring the box with them +when they slowly walked down the hill. + + + ///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// + Call THE STASH - Home of Underground eXperts United +46-13175042 + \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\ + + ______________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-066.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-066.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..72ede29f --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-066.txt @@ -0,0 +1,202 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + + [ The New Girl at Work ] [ By Ralph 124C41+ ] + + + ____________________________________________________________________ + ____________________________________________________________________ + + + THE NEW GIRL AT WORK + ==================== + + It is against my principles to never go out with girls working + at the same place as I do, well, it was until SHE came to work with + me. Most of my work mates are older women so it wasn't hard to keep + my hands away from them. She was different though, a young, rather + short, blond girl. She wasn't fat as small women often are but + very well built with just the right amount of breast and ass. + She also had a pair of lovely legs she often showed in sexy + silk stockings and an easy laughter. From the first moment I saw + her I knew it would be hard to stay away from her, but I would + at least try. + + The day I realized i would fail was when she came to work and + wore a top that showed a large part of her lovely soft breasts, + well, I didn't know that they were soft but they sure looked that + way. They looked like they were meant to be caressed with soft + strokes from my hands. She also had a short mini-skirt that + showed the beginning of her smoothly rounded bottom as she bent + over at the archive. I tried not to look to much at her but as + you well can understand it wasn't easy. + + I would only go and give her a file I had been working on but + when i put it down on her desk I found that I was looking down + at her breasts, and at this angle I could se the whole of them, + right down to the slightly erect nipples. I froze for a moment + which was like an eternity, when I finally broke free from the + spell and looked at her I saw the smile on her face and I knew + she had noticed my reaction and was enjoying it. I gave her an + uneasy smile and dashed off. + + At the end of the day a saw her walking away in the corridor + ahead of me. I ran up to her and asked her over to my place. + Much to my surprise she accepted the invitation but she said that + she had to go to her dance class before she could come. I gave + her my address and went home to anxiously wait for her. I quietly + wondered what would happen next and what I should do when she + arrived. As i would meet her at work five days a week I didn't + want to make a fool out of myself. I stood there thinking about + what to do when the doorbell rang! + + I rushed down to the door and opened it. + "Hi", she said. "Hi there yourself", I said and moved to let her + in. I helped her off with her coat and showed her the way to the + living room. I walked some distance behind her and gazed on the + way her hips moved in the tight black skirt she had changed + into. I showed her into my living room and she slumped into the + couch with a sigh. + + "It's been a long day." + + "Yeah, it sure has." I said and sat down beside her. She arched + back with closed eyes and her hands stretched out above her + head. Her thin sweater showed the exiting profile of her tits. + It slid up and revealed her midriff. I placed one arm around her + and let my free hand slide upwards her leg to come to a rest on + her bared tummy. I leaned towards her and stopped with my mouth + just inches from hers. She opened her eyes and for a brief, + silent moment we gazed into each others eyes. Then she slid her + arms around my neck and we kissed with open mouths, her tongue + met mine and circled inside my mouth. Then she stopped and + leaned back with glistering eyes. No words were necessary, I + pulled off her sweater and dropped it on the floor beside the + sofa. I kissed her shoulder and then let my lips and tongue + trail the way down to her breasts. I placed my right hand below + her left tit and felt the beat of her heart. As I bent over and + started to circle my tongue over her right nipple my left hand + found its way under her skirt and started to slowly pull her + stocking off. I wanted to hold and lick and kiss her all over + but I just had to try to stay calm. She held my head with both + hands and guided me to give her maximum pleasure. I stopped + sucking her nipple for a moment to gasp for air and then moved + to her other breast to give it similar treatment. Her hand left + my head and started to pull my sweater over my head. I had to + reluctantly stop licking her breasts for a moment. She now let + her soft hands caress my naked back as I rolled one of her + nipples between my lips. She moaned softly and started to breath + heavily. Then she suddenly grabbed my hair and pulled my head + back. + + "Don't you think we should go on now?" she said. + + Without answering I stood up and took of my trousers and slipped + out of my pants. + + "Come here." she said and I walked up to her and kneeled down so + I had my hips between her legs. Then I bent down and started + kissing and feeling her lovely, smoothly rounded legs. I put my + head under her skirt and smelled the juices of her sex. Softly I + placed my hands around her but and pressed my face tight against + the thin fabric of her knickers. Her right stocking was still on + so I grabbed it with my teeth and started pulling it off. When I + had gotten it off I grabbed her foot and gave it a kiss. Then I + continued by kissing her all the way up to end it with a long, + wet kiss on her mouth. She pulled me down beside her and + gave me a hug and a kiss that really took my breath away. She + moved to sit over me with one leg on each side. I let my hands + search over her back and trail down and find her bottom. I + started to pull her skirt off, she rose up with and the skirt + fell to the floor. She now stood up only dressed in her black + lace knickers. I gasped for breath, she was really outstanding. + With no doubt she was the most desirable woman I had ever seen. + She walked away a few steps with swinging hips to let me have + the full view. Then she began to slowly remove the nickers, inch + by inch I could see more and more of that lovely, wet, honey jar + she had between her legs. My cock was pounding and I had never + felt so exited in my whole life. I wanted to rush up and fuck + the hell out of her but something held me back. Finally she + let the knickers fall to the floor and she came walking up to + me. I took her in my arms and she started to rub her sex against + mine. + + I grabbed her sweet face and felt her smooth cheeks in my trembling + hands. I pulled her closer and kissed her neck, she stopped moving her + hips and backed off a distance. Then she let her right hand move over my + chest and down my belly to start removing my belt. She soon opened it and + pulled it right off with a triumphant grin. Then she bent down and + unbuttoned my trousers, the feeling was sensational and when she pulled + down my zipper I couldn't help gasping for air. We both stood up and I + kicked my trousers off, leaving me with only my boxers left on. I took + her hand in mine and took her to the bedroom. + + When we got there she laid down on the bed stretching her body with her + arms high up. She looked at me, smiled and said + + "I want you to take off your boxers by yourself while I watch." + I had nothing against that suggestion and quickly discarded my last pieces + of clothing. I was now so ready my cock was pounding with lust, but I + remained calm and sat down beside her on the bed. Then I bent over and + kissed her, our tongues met in a hot embrace and I moved so I was on top + of her. I felt her hands moving over my back. I started moving down, + planting a trail of wet kisses over her body. When i reached her belly + button I let my tongue come out and stuck it in. She moaned and I left + it to move down between her legs. + + First I licked her legs from the knees and up until I almost, but not + quite, touched her cunt lips, then I moved down the same way. About + then she was as hot as she could be and she grabbed my head and guided + me in between her legs to her hot pussy and I started licking it, first + slowly and then faster and faster with little flicks of my tongue on + her cherry. Soon her legs began shaking and I knew her orgasm wasn't far + away so I quickly moved up and inserted my cock in her pussy. Her eyes + suddenly opened wide as I let my rod slide up her hot, wet canal of love. + I started pumping in a high tempo because now I had waited long enough + for this moment. When her legs moved up my legs and pushed behind my ass + I took one of them and put it on my shoulder, now I could fuck her even + deeper, penetrating her fully. Her hands moved around without resting + anywhere, caressing both herself and me. Then she bent forward and sucked + my left nipple. That pushed me over the limit! I let go of her leg and + pounded hard and fast into her pussy. + + "Good! Good! I think I'm coming!" she managed to pant. + + "Yeah, me too." I thought and stretched out my head to catch her right + ear lobe between my lips. She moved her hand down to my ass and helped me + to add even more urgency to the sweaty rhythm. She moved one hand and + rubbed between my ass cheeks. That pushed me over the edge! + + "I'm cumming!" I shouted and with a series of mighty strokes I let my + cum into her, with that she arched back locked in the waves of her own + orgasm. + + I continued stroking in a slower pace prolonging our pleasure until I + fell down totally exhausted on her. "That was good" she whispered into my + ear, all I could do was to nod. It was really good, and this wouldn't be + the last time... + + THE END + + (C) 1992 Ralph 124C41+ of PowerDrive. + + ______________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________ diff --git a/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-067.txt b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-067.txt new file mode 100644 index 00000000..d1c908c3 --- /dev/null +++ b/textfiles.com/magazines/UXU/uxu-067.txt @@ -0,0 +1,3944 @@ + + ### ### + ### ### + ### #### ### ### ### #### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ### ### ### ### ### + ### ### ##### ### ### + ########## ### ### ########## + ### ### + ### ### + + Underground eXperts United + + Presents... + + ####### ## ## ####### # # ####### ####### ####### + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## + #### ## ## #### # # ## ## ####### ## + ## ## ## ## ##### ## ## ## ## ## + ## ## ####### ####### # # ####### ####### ## + + [ The Doors' Complete Lyrics ] [ By Quiksilver ] + + ______________________________________________________________________ + ______________________________________________________________________ + + +========================================================================== + [ Complete Listing Of The Doors' Lyrics - By: Quiksilver ] + [ A Tribute To One Of The Greatest Bands Of All Time ] +========================================================================== + +Being a dedicated Doors/Jim Morrison fan, I jumped at the opportunity to +purchase a copy of "The Doors; The Complete Illustrated Lyrics", which +contained excellent commentary on the doors, and their songs, along with +the lyrics to all the songs on all the albums below, something I couldn't +pass up. I figured I would compile all these songs together in text format, +and share it with other users. For those who also admire The Doors and Jim +Morrison's works, I highly recommend the book, it's worth the price. + +Below is a listing of all the albums covered, the songs on each album, +and their respective author. There is a header at the top of each file +naming the album it is found on, author, and the song name for convenience. + + Enjoy. + + Quiksilver [TGITM] + - qsilver@west.darkside.com + - underg!qsilver@uunet.uu.net + + +[Album: The Doors] +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[1] - Break On Through.................................Jim Morrison +[2] - Soul Kitchen.....................................Jim Morrison +[3] - The Crystal Ship.................................Jim Morrison +[4] - Twentieth Century Fox..............Robby Krieger/Jim Morrison +[5] - Light My Fire......................Robby Krieger/Jim Morrison +[6] - I Looked At You..................................Jim Morrison +[7] - End Of The Night.................................Jim Morrison +[8] - Take It As It Comes..............................Jim Morrison +[9] - The End..........................................Jim Morrison +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +[Album: Strange Days] +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[1] - Strange Days.....................................Jim Morrison +[2] - You're Lost, Little Girl.........................Robby Krieger +[3] - Love Me Two Times................................Robby Krieger +[4] - Unhappy Girl.....................................Jim Morrison +[5] - Horse Latitudes..................................Jim Morrison +[6] - Moonlight Drive..................................Jim Morrison +[7] - People Are Strange...............................Jim Morrison +[8] - My Eyes Have Seen You............................Jim Morrison +[9] - I Can't See Your Face............................Jim Morrison +[10] - When The Music's Over............................Jim Morrison +[11] - Hello, I Love You................................Jim Morrison +[12] - Love Street......................................Jim Morrison +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +[Album: Waiting For The Sun] +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[1] - Not To Touch The Earth...........................Jim Morrison +[2] - Summer's Almost Gone.............................Jim Morrison +[3] - Wintertime Love..................................Robby Krieger +[4] - The Unknown Soldier..............................Jim Morrison +[5] - Spanish Caravan..................................Robby Krieger +[6] - My Wild Love.....................................Jim Morrison +[7] - We Could Be So Good Together.....................Jim Morrison +[8] - Yes The River Knows..............................Robby Krieger +[9] - Five To One......................................Jim Morrison +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +[Album: Soft Parade] +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[1] - Tell All The People..............................Robby Kriger +[2] - Touch Me.........................................Robby Krieger +[3] - Shaman's Blues...................................Jim Morrison +[4] - Do It............................................Jim Morrison +[5] - Easy Ride........................................Jim Morrison +[6] - Wild Child.......................................Jim Morrison +[7] - Runnin' Blues....................................Robby Krieger +[8] - Wishful Sinful...................................Robby Krieger +[9] - The Soft Parade..................................Jim Morrison +[10] - Who Scared You?..................................Jim Morrison +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +[Album: Morrison Hotel/Hard Rock Cafe] +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[1] - Roadhouse Blues..................................Jim Morrison +[2] - Waiting For The Sun..............................Jim Morrison +[3] - You Make Me Real.................................Jim Morrison +[4] - Peace Frog.......................................Jim Morrison +[5] - Blue Sunday......................................Jim Morrison +[6] - Ship Of Fools....................................Jim Morrison +[7] - Land Ho!.........................................Jim Morrison +[8] - The Spy..........................................Jim Morrison +[9] - Queen Of The Highway.............................Jim Morrison +[10] - Indian Summer....................................Jim Morrison +[11] - Maggie M'Gill....................................Jim Morrison +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +[Album: L.A. Woman] +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[1] - The Changeling...................................Jim Morrison +[2] - Love Her Madly...................................Robby Krieger +[3] - Been Down So Long................................Jim Morrison +[4] - Cars Hiss By My Window...........................Jim Morrison +[5] - L.A. Woman.......................................Jim Morrison +[6] - L'America........................................Jim Morrison +[7] - Hyacinth House...................................Jim Morrison +[8] - The Wasp (Texas Radios And The Big Beat).........Jim Morrison +[9] - Riders On The Storm..............................Jim Morrison +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +[Album: The Doors In Concert] +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[1] - Love Hides.......................................Jim Morrison +[2] - Build Me A Woman.................................Jim Morrison +[3] - Universal Mind...................................Jim Morrison +[4] - Break On Through #2 / Dead Cats, Dead Rats.......Jim Morrison + +[The Celebration Of The Lizard] +[5] - Lions In The Street..............................Jim Morrison +[6] - Wake Up..........................................Jim Morrison +[7] - A Little Game....................................Jim Morrison +[8] - The Hill Dweller.................................Jim Morrison +[9] - Not To Touch The Touch...........................Jim Morrison +[10] - Names Of The Kingdom.............................Jim Morrison +[11] - The Palace Of Exile..............................Jim Morrison + +[12] - Gloria (Original Version By Van Morrison)........The Doors +[13] - Light My Fire....................................Robby Krieger + GraveYard Poem...................................Jim Morrison +[14] - Texas Radio And The Big Beat #2..................Jim Morrison +[15] - The End..........................................Jim Morrison +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- + +[Album: An American Prayer] +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[1] - Awake Ghost Song.................................Jim Morrison + Dawn's Highway.................................Jim Morrison + Newborn Awakening..............................Jim Morrison +[2] - To Come Of Age...................................Jim Morrison + Black Polished Chrome Latino Chrome............Jim Morrison + Angels And Sailors.............................Jim Morrison + Stoned Immaculate..............................Jim Morrison +[3] - The Movie........................................Jim Morrison + Curses, Invocations............................Jim Morrison +[4] - American Night...................................Jim Morrison + Roadhouse Blues................................Jim Morrison + The World On Fire..............................Jim Morrison + Lament.........................................Jim Morrison + The Hitchhiker.................................Jim Morrison +[5] - An American Prayer...............................Jim Morrison +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + + [Album: The Doors] + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Break On Through +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +You know the day destroys the night +Night divides the day +Tried to run +Tried to hide. +Break on through to the other side +Break on through to the other side +Break on through to the other side + +We chased out pleasures here +Dug our treasures there +Can you still recall +The time we cried? +Break on through to the other side +Break on through to the other side +Break on through to the other side + +Ev'rybody loves my baby +Ev'rybody loves my baby + +She gets, she gets +She gets, she gets + +I found a island in your arms +A country in your eyes +Arms that chain +Eyes that lie +Break on through to the other side +Break on through to the other side +Break on through to the other side + +Made the scene from week to week +Day to day, hour to hour +The gate is straight +Deep and wide +Break on through to the other side +Break on through to the other side +Break on through to the other side + +Break on through, break on through +Break on through, break on through + +Break, break +Break, break +Break + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Soul Kitchen +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Well the clock says it's time to close now +I guess I'd better go now +I'd really like to stay here all night + +The cars crawl past all stuffed with eyes +Street lights shed their hollow glow +Your brain seems bruised with numb surprise + +Still one place to go +Still one place to go + +Let me sleep all night in your soul kitcken +Warm my mind near your gentle stove +Turn me out and I'll wander, baby +Stumbling in the neon groves + +Your fingers weave quick minarets +Speak in secret alphabets +I light another cigarette +Learn to forget, learn to forget +Learn to forget, learn to forget + +Let me sleep all night in your soul kitchen +Warm my mind near your gentle stove +Turn me out and I'll wander, baby +Stumbling in the neon groves + +Well the clock says it's time to close now +I guess I'd better go now, I know I have to go now +I really want to stay here all night +All night +All night + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: The Crystal Ship +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Before you slip into unconsciousness +I'd like to have another kiss +Another flashing chance at bliss +Another kiss +Another kiss + +The days are bright and filled with pain +Enclose me in your gentle rain +The time you ran was too insane +We'll meet again +We'll meet again + +Oh tell me where your freedom lies +The streets are fields that never die +Deliver me from reasons why +You'd rather cry +I'd rather fly + +The crystal ship is being filled +A thousand girls, a thousand thrills +A million ways to spend your time +When we get back +I'll drop a line + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors +[Lyrics By]: Robby Krieger and Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Twentieth Century Fox +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Well, she's fashionably lean +And she's fasionably late +She'll never rank a scene +She'll never bring a date +But she's no drag +Just watch the way she walks + +She's a twentieth century fox +She's a twentieth century fox + +No tears, no fears +No ruined years +No clocks +She's a twentieth century fox + +She's thw queen of cool +And she's the lady who waits +Since her mind left school +It never hesitates +She won't waste time +On elementary talk + +'Cause she's a twentieth century fox +She's a twentieth century fox +Got the world locked up +Inside a plastic box +She's a twentieth century fox, yeah +Twentieth century fox. +Twentieth century fox, yeah +She's a twentieth century fox + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors +[Lyrics By]: Robby Krieger and Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Light My Fire +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +You know that it would be untrue +You know that I would be a liar +If I was to say to you +Girl we couldn't get much higher + +Come on, baby, light my fire +Come on, baby, light my fire +Try to set the night on fire + +The time to hesitate is through +No time to wallow in the mire +Try now we can only lose +And our love become a funeral pyre + +Come on, baby, light my fire +Come on, baby, light my fire +Try to set the night on fire + +The time to hesitate is through +No time to wallow in the mire +Try now we can only lose +And out love become a funeral pyre + +Come on, baby, light my fire +Come on, baby, light my fire +Try to set the night on fire +Try to set the night on fire +Try to set the night on fire +Try to set the night on fire + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: I looked at you +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +I looked at you +You looked at me +I smiled at you +You smiled at me + +And we're on our way +No, we can't turn back, babe +Yeah, we're on our way +And we can't turn back +'cause it's too late +Too late, too late +Too late, too late + +And we're on our way +No, we can't turn back, babe +Yeah, we're on our way +And we can't turn back + +I walk with you +You walk with me +I talked to you +You talked to me + +And we're on our way +No, we can't turn back, babe +Yeah, we're on out way +And we can't turn back +'cause it's too late +Too late, too late +Too late, too late + +And we're on our way +No, we can't turn back, babe +Yeah, we're on our way +And we can't turn back +'cause it's too late +Too late, too late +Too late, too late + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: End Of The Night +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Take the highway to the end of the night +End of the night +End of the night +Take a journey to the bright midnight +End of the night +End of the night + +Realms of bliss +Realms of light +Some are born to sweet delight +Some are born to sweet delight +Some are born to the endless night + +End of the night +End of the night +End of the night +End of the night + +Realms of bliss +Realms of light +Some are born to sweet delight +Some are born to sweet delight +Some are born to the endless night + +End of the night +End of the night +End of the night +End of the night + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Take it as it comes +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Time to live +Time to lie +Time to laugh +Time to die + +Take it easy, baby +Take it as it comes +Don't move too fast if you want your love to last +You've been movin' much too fast + +Time to walk +Time to run +Tume to aim your arrows +At the sun + +Take it easy, baby +Take it as it comes +Don't move too fast if you want your love to last +You've been movin' much to fast + +Go real slow +You'll like it more and more +Take it as it comes +Specialize in havin' fun + +Take it easy, baby +Take it as it comes +Don't move to fast if you want your love to last +Movin' much to fast +Movin' much to fast + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: The End +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +This is the end, beautiful friend +This is the end, my only friend +The end of our elaborate plans +The end of ev'rything that stands +The end + +No safety or surprise +The end +I'll never look into your eyes again + +Can you picture what will be +So limitless and free +Desperately in need of some stranger's hand +In a desperate land + +Lost in a Roman wilderness of pain +And all the children are insane +All the children are insane +Waiting for the summer rain +There's danger on the edge of town +Ride the king's highway +Weird scenes inside the goldmine +Ride the highway west, baby + +Ride the snake +Ride the snake +To the lake +To the lake + +The ancient lake, baby +The snake is long +Seven miles +Ride the snake + +He's old +And his skin is cold +The West is the best +The West is the best +Get here and we'll do the rest + +The blue bus is calling us +The blue bus is calling us +Driver, where are you taking us? + +The killer awoke before dawn +He put his boots on +He took a face from the ancient gallery +And he walked on down the hall + +He went to the room where his sister lived +And then he paid a visit to his brother +And then he walked on down the hall +And he came to a door +And he looked inside +Father? +Yes, son? +I want to kill you +Mother, I want to... + +Come on, baby, take a chance with us +Come on, baby, take a chance with us +Come on, baby, take a chance with us +And meet me at the back of the blue bus + +This is the end, beautiful friend +This is the end, my only friend +The end + +It hurts to set you free +But you'll never follow me + +The end of laughter and soft lies +The end of nights we tried to die + +This is the end +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + [Album: Strange Days] + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Strange Days +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Strange Days +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Strange days have found us +Strange days have tracked us down +They're goin' to destroy our casual joys +We shall go on playing or finding a new town + +Strange eyes fill strange rooms +Voices will signal their tired end +The hostess is grinning +Her guests sleep from sinning +Hear me talk of sin and you know this is it + +Strange days have found us +And through their strange hours +We linger alone +Bodies confused +Memories misused +As we run from the day +To a strange night of stone + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Strange Days +[Lyrics By]: Robby Krieger +[Title....]: You're Lost, Little Girl +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +You're lost, little girl +You're lost, little girl +You're lost +Tell me who are you + +Think that you know what to do +Impossible yes +But it's true + +I think that you know what to do +Yeah +Sure you know what to do + +You're lost, little girl +You're lost, little girl +You're lost +Tell me who are you + +Think that you know what to do +Impossible yes +But it's true + +I think that you know what to do +Girl +Sure that you know what to do + +You're lost, little girl +You're lost, little girl +You're lost + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Strange Days +[Lyrics By]: Robby Krieger +[Title....]: Love Me Two Times +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Love me two times, baby +Love me twice today +Love me two times, girl +I'm goin' away + +Love me two times, girl +One for tommorrow +One just for today +Love me two times +I'm goin away + +Love me one time +Could not speak +Love me one time +Yeah, my knees got weak + +Love me two times, girl +Last me all through the week +Love me two times +I'm goin' away +Love mem two times +I'm goin' away + +Love me one time +Could not speak +Love me one time +Yeah, my knees got weak + +Love me two times, girl +Last me all through the week +Love me two times +I'm goin' away +Love me two times +I'm goin' away + +Love me two times, baby +Love me twice today +Love me two times, girl +I'm goin' away + +Love me two times, girl +One for tomorrow +One just for today +Love me two times +I'm goin' away + +Love me two times, baby +Love me twice today +Love me two times, girl +I'm goin' away + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Strange Days +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Unhappy Girl +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Unhappy girl +Left all alone +Playin' solitaire +Playin' warden to your soul +You are locked in a prison of your own device +And you can't believe what it does to me +To see you cryin' + +Unhappy girl +Tear your web away +Saw thru all your bars +Melt your cell today +You are caught in a prison of your own device + +Unhappy girl +Fly fast away +Don't miss your chance +To swim in mystery +You are dying in a prison of your own device + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Strange Days +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Horse Latitudes +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +When the still sea conspires an armor +And ehr sullen and aborted +Currents breed tiny monsters +True sailing is dead + +Awkward instant +And the first animal is jettisoned +Legs furiously pumping +Their stiff green gallop +And heads bob up +Poise +Delicate +Pause +Consent +In mute nostril agony +Carefully refined +And sealed over + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Strange Days +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Moonlight Drive +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Let's swim to the moon +Uh huh +Let's climb thru the tide +Penetrate the evenin' that the city sleeps to hide + +Let's swim out tonight, love +It's our turn to try +Parked beside the ocean +On our moonlight drive + +Let's swim to the moon +Uh huh +Let's climb thru the tide +Surrender to the waiting worlds that lap against our side + +Nothin' left open +And no time to decide +We've stepped into a river +On our moonlight drive + +Let's swim to the moon +Let's climb thru the tide +You reach a hand to hold me +But I can't be your guide + +Easy to love you as I watch you glide +Falling through wet forests +On our moonlight drive +Moonlight drive + +C'mon baby gonna take a little ride +Down, down by the ocean side +Gonna get real close +Get real tight +Baby gonna drown tonight +Goin' down, down, down +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Strange Days +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: People Are Strange +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +People are strange when you're a stranger +Faces look ugly when you're alone +Women seem wicked when you're unwanted +Streets are uneven when you're down + +When you're strange +Faces come out of the rain +When you're strange +No on remembers your name + +When you're strange +When you're strange +When you're strange + +People are strange when you're a stranger +Faces look ugly when you're alone +Women seem wicked when you're unwanted +Streets are uneven when you're down + +When you're strange +Faces come out of the rain +When you're strange +No one remembers your name + +When you're strange +When you're strange +When you're strange + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Strange Days +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: My Eyes Have Seen You +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +My eyes have seen you +My eyes have seen you +My eyes have seen you +Stand in your door +Meet inside +Show me some more +Show me some more +Show me some more + +My eyes have seen you +My eyes have seen you +My eyes have seen you +Turn and stare +Fix your hair +Move upstairs +Move upstairs +Move upstairs + +My eyes have seen you +My eyes have seen you +My eyes have seen you +Free from disguise +Gazing on a city +Under television skies +Television skies +Television skies + +My eyes have seen you +My eyes have seen you +Eyes have seen you +Let them photograph your soul +Memorize your alleys +On an endless roll +Endless roll +Endless roll +Endless roll + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Strange Days +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: I Can't See Your Face +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +I can't see your face in my mind +I can't see your face in my mind +Carnival dogs consume the lines +Can't see your face in my mind + +Don't you cry +Baby +Please don't cry +And don't look at me with your eyes + +I can't seem to find the right lie +I can't seem to find the right lie + +Insanity's horse adorns the sky +Can't seem to find the right lie + +Carnival dogs consume the lines +Can't see your face in my mind + +Don't you cry +Baby +Please don't cry +I won't need your picture +Until we say goodbye + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Strange Days +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: When The Music's Over +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +When the music's over +When the music's over here +When the music's over +Turn out the lights +Turn out the lights +Turn out the lights + +When the music's over +When the music's over +When the music's over +Turn out the lights +Turn out the lights +Turn out the lights + +For the music is your special friend +Dance on fire as it intends +Music is your only friend +Until the end +Until the end +Until the end + +Cancel my subscription to the resurrection +Send my credentials to the house of dentention +I got some friends inside + +The face in the mirror won't stop +The girl in the window won't drop +A feast of friends alive she cried +Waiting for me outside + +Before I sink into the big sleep +I want to hear +I want to hear +The scream of the butterfly + +Come back, baby +Back into my arms + +We're getting tired of hangin' around +Waiting around +Wit out heads to the ground + +I hear a very gentle sound +Very near +Yet very far +Very soft +Yet very clear +Come today +Come today + +What have they done to the earth? +What have they done to out fair sister? + +Ravaged and plundered +And ripped her +And bit her +Stuck her with knives +In the side of the dawn +And tied her with fences +And dragged her down + +I hear a very gentle sound +With your ear down to the ground -- +We want the world and we want it, +We want the world and we want it, now +Now? NOW! + +Persian night! Babe +See the light! Babe +Save us! +Jesus! +Save us! + +So when the music's over +When the music's over, yeah +When the music's over, yeah +Turn out the light +Turn out the light + +For the music is your special friend +Dance on fire as it intends +Music is your only friend +Until the end +Until the end +Until the end + +So when the music's over +When the music's over, yeah +When the music's over, yeah +Turn out the light +Turn out the light + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Strange Days +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Hello, I Love You +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Hello, I love you +Won't you tell me your name? +Hello, I love you +Let me jump in your game +Hell, I love you +Won't you tell me your name? +Hello, I love you +Let me jump in your game + +She's walkin' down the street +Blind to ev'ry eye she meets +Do you think you'll be the guy +To make the queen of the angels sigh? + +Hello, I love you +Won't you tell me your name? +Hello, I love you +Let me jump in your game +Hello, I love you +Won't you tell me your name? +Hello, I love you +Let me jump in your game + +She holds her head so high +Like a statue in the sky +Her arms are wicked and her legs are long +When she moves my brain screams out this song + +Sidewalk crouches at her feet +Like a dog that begs for something sweet +Do you hope to make her see you fool? + +Do you hope to pluck this disky jewel? +Hello +Hello +Hello +Hello +Hello +Hello +Hello +Hello +I want you +I need you +Love +Love +Hello +Hello +Hello + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Strange Days +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Love Street +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +She lives on Love Street +Lingers long on Love Street +She has a house and garden +I would like to see what happens + +She has robes and she has monkeys +Lazy diamond studded flunkies +She has wisdom and knows what to do +She has me and she has you + +She has wisdom and knows what to do +She has me and she has you + +She has wisdom and knows what to do +She has me and she has you + +I see you live on Love Street +There's the store where the creatures meet +I wonder what they do in there +Summer Sunday and a year +I guess I like it fine, so far + +She lives on Love Street +Lingers long on Love Street +She has a house and a garden +I would like to see what happens + +La, la, la, la, la, la +La, la, la, la, la, la +La, la, la, la, la, la +La, la, la, la, la, la +La, la, la, la, la, la + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Waiting For The Sun +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Not To Touch The Earth +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Not to touch the earth +Not the see the sun +Nothing left to do but run run run +Let's run +Let's run + +House upon the hill +Moon is lying still +Shadows of the trees +Witnessing the wild breeze +Come on, baby, run with me +Let's run + +Run with me +Run with me +Run with me +Let's run + +The mansion is warm at the top of the hill +Rich are the rooms and the comforts there +Red are the arms of luxuriant chairs +And you won't know a thing till you get inside + +Dead President's corpse in the driver's car +The engine runs on glue and tar +Come on along, not goin' very far +To the East to meet the Czar + +Run with me +Run with me +Run with me +Let's run + +Some outlaws live by the side of a lake +The minister's daughter in love with the snake +Who lives in a well by the side of the road +Wake up, girl, we're almost home +We should see the gates by morning +We should be inside by evening + +Sun, sun, sun +Burn, burn, burn +Soon, soon, soon +Moon, moon, moon +I will get you +Soon +Soon +Soon +I am the Lizard King +I can do anything + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Waiting For The Sun +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Summer's Almost Gone +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Summer's almost gone +Summer's almost gone +Almost gone +Yeah +It's almost gone + +Where will we be +When the summer's gone? + +Morning found us calmly unaware +Noon burned gold into our hair +At night we swam the laughin' sea + +When summer's gone +Where will we be? +Where will we be? +Where will we be? + +Morning found us calmly unaware +Noon burned gold into our hair +At night we swam the laughin' sea + +When summer's gone +Where will we be? + +Summer's almost gone +Summer's almost gone +We had some good times +But they're gone + +The winter's coming on +Summer's almost gone + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Waiting For The Sun +[Lyrics By]: Robby Krieger +[Title....]: Wintertime Love +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Wintertime winds blow cold this season +Fallin' in love I'm hopin' to be +Wind is so cold +Is that the reason +Keeping your warm, your hands touching me + +Come with me +Dance, my dear +Winter's so cold this year +You are so warm +My wintertime love to be + +Wintertime winds blue and freezin' +Comin' from the northern storms in the sea +Love has been lost +Is that the reason +Trying so desperately to be free + +Come with me +Dance, my dear +Winter's so cold this year +You are so warm +My wintertime love to be + +Come with me +Dance, my dear +Winter's so cold this year +You are so warm +My wintertime love to be + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Waiting For The Sun +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: The Unknown Soldier +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Wait until the war is over +And we're both a little older + +The unknown soldier + +Breakfast where the news is read +Television children fed +Unborn, living +Living, dead +Bullet strikes the helmet's head + +And it's all over for + the unknown soldier +It's all over for the unknown soldier + +"Company, halt!" + +"Present Arms" + +Make a grave for the unknown soldier +Nestled in your hollow shoulder + +The unknown soldier + +Breakfast where the news is read +Television children fed +Unborn, living +Living, dead +Bullet strikes the helmet's head + +It's all over +The war is over + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Waiting For The Sun +[Lyrics By]: Robby Krieger +[Title....]: Spanish Caravan +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Carry me +Caravan +Take me away +Take me to Portugal +Take me to Spain +Andalusia +With fields of grain + +I have to see you +Again and again +Take me +Spanish caravan +Yes +I know you can + +Tradewinds find galleons +Lost in the sea +I know where treasure +Is waiting for me +Silver and gold +In the mountains of Spain + +I have to see you +Again and again +Take me +Spanish caravan +Yes +I know you can + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Waiting For The Sun +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: My Wild Love +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +My wild love went riding +She rode all the day +She rode to the devil +And asked him to pay + +The devil was wiser +It's time to repent +He asked her to give back +The money she spent + +My wild love went riding +She rode to the sea +She gathered together +Some shells for her hair + +She rode and she rode on +She rode for a while +Then stopped for an evening +And laid her head down + +She rode on to Christmas +She rode to the farm +She rode to Japan +And re-entered a town + +By this time the weather +Had changed one degree +She asked for the people +To let her go free + +My wild love went riding +She rode for an hour +She rode and she rested +And then she rode on + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Waiting For The Sun +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: We Could Be So Good Together +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +We could be so good together +Yeah, so good together +We could be so good together +Yeah, we could +I know we could + +Tell you lies +I'll tell you wicked lies +Tell you lies +Tell you wicked lies + +I tell you 'bout the world that we'll invite +Wanton world without lament +Enterprise, expedition +Invitation and invention + +Yeah +So good together +Ah, so good together +We could be so good together +Yeah, we could +Know we could + +We could be so good together +Yeah, we could +Know we could + +We could be so good together +Yeah, we could +Know we could + +We could be so good together +Yeah, so good together +We could be so good together +Yeah, we could +Know we could + +Tell you lies +Tell you wicked lies +Tell you lies +Tell you wicked lies + +The time you wait subtracts from joy +Beheads the angels you destroy +Angels fight +Angels cry +Angels dance and Angels die + +We could be so good together +Yeah, so good together +We could be so good together +Yeah, we could +I know we could + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Waiting For The Sun +[Lyrics By]: Robby Krieger +[Title....]: Yes The River Knows +-------------------------------------------------------------------------Ä +Please believe me +The river told me +Very softly +Want you to hold me + +Free fall flow river, flow +On and on it goes +Breathe under water till the end + +Free fall flow river, flow +On and on it goes +Breathe under water till the end + +Yes the river knows + +Please believe me +If you don't need me +I'm going +But I need a little time + +I promissed I would drown myself +In mystic heated wine + +Please believe me +The river told me +Very softly +Want to hold me + +I'm going but I need a little time +I promissed I would down myself +In mystic heated wine + +Free fall flow river, flow +On and on it goes +Breathe under water till the end + +Free fall flow river, flow +On and on it goes +Breathe under water till the end + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Waiting For The Sun +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Five To One +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Five to one, baby +One in five +No one here gets out alive +Now +You get yours, baby +I'll get mine +Gonna make it, baby +If we try + +The old get old and the young get stronger +May take a week and it may take longer +They got the guns but we got the numbers +Gonna win +Yeah, we're takin' over +Come on + +Your ballroom days are over, baby +Night is drawing near +Shadows of the evening crawl across the years +You walk across the floor with your flower in your hand +Trying to tell me no one understands +Trading your hours for a handful of dimes +Gonna make it, baby +In our prime +Get together one more time + +Get together one more time +Get together one more time +Get together one more time +Get together one more time + +Well c'mon honey +Get along home and wait for me +Baby, I'll be home in just a little while +Y'see, I gotta go out in this car with these people +And get fucked up + +Get together one more time +Get together one more time +Get together one more time +Get together one more time + +Love you girl +You're lookin' good +Lookin' real good +C'mon +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + [Album: Soft Parade] + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Soft Parade +[Lyrics By]: Robby Krieger +[Title....]: Tell All The People +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Tell all the people that you see +Follow me +Follow me down + +Tell all the people that you see +Set them free +Follow me down + +You tell them they don't have to run +We're gonna pick up everyone +Come on, take me by the hand +Gonna busy all our troubles in the sand +Oh yeah + +Can't you see the wonder at your feet +Your life's complete +Follow me down +Can't you see me growing, get your guns +The time has come +To follow me down + +Follow me across the sea +Where milky babies seem to be molded flowing revelry +With the one that set them free + +Tell all the people that you see +It's just me +Follow me down + +Tell all the people that you see +Follow me +Follow me down + +Tell all the people that you see +We'll be free +Follow me down + +Tell all the people that you see +It's just me +Follow me down + +Tell all the people that you see +Follow me +Follow me down + +Follow me down +You got to follow me down +Follow me down + +Tell all the people that you see +We'll be free +Follow me down + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Soft Parade +[Lyrics By]: Robby Krieger +[Title....]: Touch Me +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon now +Touch me, babe +Can't you see that I am not afraid +What was that promise that you made +Why won't you tell me what she said +What was that promis that she made + +Now I'm gonna love you till the heaven stops the rain +I'm gonna love you till the stars fall from the sky +For you and I + +C'mon, c'mon, c'mon, c'mon now +Touch me, baby +Can't you see that I am not afraid +What was that promise that you made +Why won't you tell me what she said +What was that promise that she made + +I'm gonna love you till the heavens stop the rain +I'm gonna love you till the star fall from the sky +For you and I + +I'm gonna love you till the heavens stop the rain +I'm gonna love you till the stars fall from the sky +For you and I + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Soft Parade +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Shaman's Blues +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +There will never be another one +Like you +There will never be another one who can +Do the things you do, Oh +Will you give another chance? +Will you try a little try? +Please stop and you'll remember +We were together +Anyway + +All right! + +And, if you have a certain evening +You could lend to me +I'll give it all right back to you +Know how it has to be, with you +I know your moods +And your mind +And your mind +And your mind +And your mind +And you're mine + +Will you stop and think and wonder +Just wnat you'll see +Out on the train-yard +Nursing penitentiary + +It's gone +I cry +Out long + +Did you stop to consider +How it will feel, +Cold grindin' grizzly bear jaws +Hot on your heels +Do you often stop and whisper +In Saturday's shore +The whole world's a savior, +Who could ever ever ever ever ever ever +Ask for more? + +Do you remember? +Will you stop +Will you stop, the pain? + +There will never be another one +Like you +There will never be another one who can +Do the things you do, Oh +Will you give another chance? +Will you try a little try? +Please stop and you'll remember +We were together +Anyway + +All right + +How you must think and wonder +How I must feel +Out on the meadows +While you're on the field + +I'm alone for you +And I cry + +"He's sweatin', look at him... optical promise... + you'll be dead and in hell before I'm born... + sure thing...bridesmaid... the only solution. + Isn't it amazing?" + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Soft Parade +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Do It +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Yeah +Please me +Yeah +Please, baby +Please, please + +Please, please, listen to me children +Please, please, listen to me children +Please, please, listen to me children +Please, please, listen to me children +You are the ones who will rule the world + +Listen to me children +Listen to me children +Listen to me children +Please, please, listen to me children +You are the ones who will rule the world + +You gotta please me +All night + +Please, please, listen to me children +Said please, please, listen to me children +Please +Yeah, please me +I'm askin' you + +Please, please, listen to me children +Please, please, listen to me children +Please, please, listen to me children +Please, my children +Please, children +Please +Children + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Soft Parade +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Easy Ride +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +And I know +It will be +An easy ride +And I know +It will be +An easy ride + +The mask that you wore +My fingers would explore +The costume of control +Excitement soon unfolds + +And I know +It will be +An easy ride +Joy fought vaguely +With your pride +With your pride + +Like polished stone +Like polished stone +I see your eyes +Like burning glass +Like burning glass +I hear your smile +Smile babe + +The mask that you wore +My fingers would explore +The costume of control +Excitement soon unfolds + +And I know it will be +An easy ride + +Coda queen -- be my bride +Rage in darkness by my side +Seize the summer in your pride +Take the winter in your stride +Let's ride + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Soft Parade +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Wild Child +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Wild child +Full of grace +Savior of the human race +Your cool face + +Natural child +Terrible child +Not your mother's or your +Father's child +You're our child +Screamin' wild + +(An ancient lunatic reigns in the trees of the night) + +With hunger at her heels +And freedom in her eyes +She dances on her knees +Pirate prince at her side +Staring +Into +the hollow idol's eye + +Wild child +Full of grace +Savior of the human race +Your cool face +Your cool face +Your cool face + +(You remember when we were in Africa?) + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Soft Parade +[Lyrics By]: Robby Krieger +[Title....]: Runnin' Blues +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Poor Otis dead and gone +Left me here to sing his song +Pretty little girl with the red dress on +Poor Otis dead and gonee + +Back done, turn around slowly +Try it again +Remembering when it was easy +Try it again +Much to easy -- remembering when + +All right, look at my shoes +Not quite the walkin' blues +Don't fight, too much to lose +Can't fight the runnin' blues + +Well, I've got the runnin' blues +Runnin' away, back to L.A. +Go to find the dock on the bay +Maybe find it in L.A. + +Runnin' scared, runnin' blue +Goin' so fast, what'll I do? + +Well, I've got the runnin' blues +Runnin' away, back to L.A. +Got to find the dock on the bay +Maybe find it in L.A. + +All right, look at my shoes +Not quite the walkin' blues +Don't fight, too much to lose +Can't fight the running' blues + +Well, I've got the runnin' blues +Runnin' away, back to L.A. +Got to find the dock on the bay +Maybe find it in L.A. + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Soft Parade +[Lyrics By]: Robby Krieger +[Title....]: Wishful Sinful +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Wishful Sinful +Water covers ev'rything in blue +Cooling water + +Wishful sinful, our love is beautiful to see +I know where I would like to be +Right back where I came + +Wishful sinful, wicked blue +Water covers you +Can't escape the blue + +Magic rising +Sun is shining deep beneath the sea +But not enough for you and me and sunshine + +Love to hear the wind cry + +Wishful sinful, our love is beautiful to see +I know where I would like to be +Right back where I came + +Wishful sinful, wicked blue +Water covers you +Wishful sinful wicked blue +Can't escape the blue + +You and me and sunshine +Love to hear the wind cry + +Wishful sinful, our love is beautiful to see +I know where I would like to be +Right back where I came + +Wishful sinful, wicked blue +Water covers you +Can't escape the blue + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Soft Parade +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: The Soft Parade +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +When I was back there in seminary school +There was a person there +Who put forth the proposition +That you can petition the Lord with prayer +Petition the Lord with prayer +Petition the Lord with prayer +You cannot petition the Lord with prayer + +Can you give me sanctuary +I must find a place to hide +A place for me to hide +Can you find me soft asylum +I can't make it any more +The man is at the door + +Peppermint miniskirts, chocolate candy +Champion sax and a girl named Sandy + +There's only four ways to get unraveled +One is to sleep and the other is to travel + +One is a bandit up in the hills +One is to love your neighbor till +His wife gets homme + +Catacombs, nursery bones +Winter women growing stones +(Carrying babies to the river) + +Streets and shoes, avenues +Leather riders selling news + +(The monk bought lunch) + +Successful hills are here to stay +Everything must be this way +Gentle street where people play +Welcome to the soft parade + +All our lives we sweat and save +Building for a shallow grave +Must be something else we say +Somehow to defend this place +(Everything must be this way, everything must be this way.) + +The soft parade has now begun +Listen to the engines hum +People out to have some fun +A cobra on my left +Leopard on my right + +Deer woman in a silk dress +Grils with beads about their necks +Kiss the hunter of the green vest +Who has wrestled before +With lions in the night + +Out of sight + +The lights are getting brighter +The radio is moaning +Calling to the dogs +There are still a few animals +Left out in the yard +But it's getting harder +To describe +Sailors +To the underfed + +Tropic corridor +Tropic treasure +What got us this far +To this mild Equator +We need someone or something new +Something else to get us through + +Calling on the dogs +Calling on the dogs +Calling on the dogs +Calling in the dogs +Calling all the dogs +Calling on the gods + +Meet me at the crossroads +Meet me at the edge of town +Outskirts of the city +Just you and I +And the evening sky +You'de better come alone +You'd better bring your gun +We're gonna have some fun + +When all else fails +We can whip the horses' eyes +And make them sleep +And cry.... + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Soft Parade +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Who Scared You? +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Who scared you, why were you born, my babe +Into time's arms with all your charms, my love +Why where you born, just to play with me +To freak out or to be beautiful, my dear + +Load your head, blow it up, feeling good, baby +Load your head, blow it up, feeling good, baby + +Well, my room is so cold you know you don't have to go, my babe +And if you warm it up right, I'm gonna love you tonight, my love +Well, I'm glad that we came, I hope you're feeling the same +Who scared you and why were you born, please stay + +I see a rider coming down the road +Got a burden carrying a heavy load +One save of silver and one bag of gold + + [Album: Morrison Hotel/Hard Rock Cafe] + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Morrison Hotel/Hard Rock Cafe +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: RoadHouse Blues +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Keep your eyes on the road +You hands upon the wheel +Keep you eyes on the road +You hands upon the wheel +Yeah, we're goin' to the roadhouse +Gonna have a real good time + +Yeah, in back of the roadhouse +They got some bungalows +Yeah, in back of the roadhouse +They got some bungalows +And that's for the people +Who like to go down slow + +Let it roll, baby, roll +Let it roll, baby, roll +Let it roll, baby, roll +Let it roll +All night long + +Ashen lady +Ashen lady +Give up your vows +Give up your vows + +Save our city +Save our city +Right now + +When I woke up this mornin' +I got myself a beer +When I woke up this mornin' +I got myself a beer +The future's uncertain +And the end is always near + +Let it roll, baby, roll +Let it roll, baby, roll +Let it roll, baby, roll +Let it roll +All night long + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Morrison Hotel/Hard Rock Cafe +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Waiting For The Sun +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +At first flash of Eden we raced down to the sea +Standing there on freedom's shore + +Waiting for the sun +Waiting for the sun +Waiting for the sun + +Can't you feel it, now that spring has come +That it's time to live in the scattered sun + +Waiting for the sun +Waiting for the sun +Waiting for the sun +Waiting for the sun + +This is the strangest life I've ever known + +Can't you feel it, now that spring has come +That it's time to live in the scattered sun + +Waiting for the sun +Waiting for the sun +Waiting for the sun +Waiting for the sun + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Morrison Hotel/Hard Rock Cafe +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: You Make Me Real +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +I really want you +Really do +Really need you, baby +God knows I do +'Cause I'm not real enough without you +Oh, what can I do? + +You make me real +You make me feel +Like lovers feel + +I really want you +Really do +Really need you, baby +Really do +I'm not real enough without you +Oh, what can I do? + +You make me real +Only you, baby +Have that appeal + +So let me slide in your tender sunken sea +Make me free, love +Make me free + +Make me free +You make me real +You make me feel +Like lovers feel + +You make me throw away mistaken misery +Make me free, love +Make me free + +Make me free +You make me free + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Morrison Hotel/Hard Rock Cafe +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Peace Frog +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +There's blood in the streets it's up to my ankles +Blood in the streets it's up to my knee +Blood in the streets of the town of Chicago +Blood on the rise, it's following me + +Just about the break of day +She came, then she drove away +Sunlight in her hair + +Blood on the streets runs a river of sadness +Blood in the streets, it's up to my thigh +The river runs down the legs of the city +The women are crying red rivers of weeping + +She came in town and then she drove away +Sunlight in her hair + +Indians scattered on dawn's highway bleeding +Ghosts crowd the young child's fragile egg-shell mind + +Blood in the streets in the town of New Haven +Blood stains the roofs and the palm trees of Venice +Blood in my love in the terrible summer +Bloody red sun of phantastic L.A. + +Blood screams her brain as they chop off her fingers +Blood will be born in the birth of a nation +Blood is the rose of mysterious union + +There's blood in the streets it's up to my ankles +Blood in the streets it's up to my knee +Blood in the streets of the town of Chicago +Blood on the ride, it's following me + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Morrison Hotel/Hard Rock Cafe +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Blue Sunday +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +I found my own true love +Was on a blue sunday +She looked at me and told me +I was the only one in the world +Now I have found my girl +My girl awaits for me in tender time +My girl is mine +She is the world +She is my girl + +My girl awaits for me in tender time +My girl is mine +She is the world +She is my girl + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Morrison Hotel/Hard Rock Cafe +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Ship Of Fools +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +The human race was dying out +No one left to scream and shout +People walking on the moon +Smog will get you pretty soon + +Ev'ryone was hangin' out +Hangin' up and hangin' down +Hangin' in and holdin' fast +Hope our little world will last + +Along came Mister Goodtrips +Looking for a new ship +Come on, people, better climb on board +Come on, baby, now we're going home + +Ship of fools +Ship of fools + +The human race was dying out +No one left to scream and shout +People walking on the moon +Smog gonna get you pretty soon + +Ship of fools +Ship of fools +Ship of fools +Ship of fools +Ship of fools +Ship of fools +Ship of fools + +Yeah, climb on board +Ship's gonna leave y'all behind +Climb on board + +Ship of fools +Ship of fools + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Morrison Hotel/Hard Rock Cafe +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Land Ho! +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Grandma loved a sailor who sailed the frozen sea +Grandpa was that whaler and he took me on his knee +He said "Son, I'm goin' crazy from livin' on the land +Got to find my shipmates and walk on foreign sands" + +This old man was graceful, with silver in his smile +He smoked a briar pipe and he walked our country miles +Sining songs of shady sisters and old time liberty +Songs of love and songs of death and songs to set men free + +I've got three ships and sixty men +A course for ports unread +I'll stand at mast, let north winds blow +Till half of us are dead + +Land ho + +Well, if I get my hands on a dollar bill +Gonna buy a bottle and drink my fill +If I get my hands on a number five +Gonna skin that little girl alive + +If I get my hands on a number two +Come back home and marry you +Marry you +Marry you +All right + +Land ho +Land ho +Land ho +Land ho +Land ho +Land ho +Land ho + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Morrison Hotel/Hard Rock Cafe +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: The Spy +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +I'm a spy in the house of love +I know the dream that you're dreamin' of +I know the word that you long to hear +I know your deepest secret fear + +I'm a spy in the house of love +I know the dream that you're dreamin' of +I know the word that you long to hear +I know your deepest secret fear + +I know ev'rything +Ev'rything you do +Ev'rywhere you go +Ev'ryone you know + +I'm a spy in the house of love +I know the dream that you're dreamin' of +I know the word that you long to hear +I know your deepest secret fear + +I know your deepest secret fear +I know your deepest secret fear +I'm a spy +I can see you +What you do +And I know + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Morrison Hotel/Hard Rock Cafe +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Queen Of The HighWay +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +She was a princess +Queen of the highway +Sign on the road said +"Take us to Madre." +No one could save her +Save the blind tiger +He was a monster +Black dressed in leather + +She was a princess +Queen of the highway + +Now they are wedded +She is a good girl +Naked as children +Out in the meadow +Naked as children +Wild as can be +Soon to have offspring +Start it all over +Start it all over + +American boy +American girl +Most beautiful people in the world +Son of a frontier Indian swirl +Dancing thru the midnight whirl-pool +Formless +Hope it can continue a little while longer + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Morrison Hotel/Hard Rock Cafe +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Indian Summer +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +I love you the best +Better than all the rest +I love you the best +Better than all the rest +That I meet in the summer +Indian summer +That I meet in the summer +Indian summer + +I love you the best +Better than all the rest + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: Morrison Hotel/Hard Rock Cafe +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Maggie M'Gill +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Miss Maggie M'Gill she lived on a hill +Her daddy got drunk and left her no will +So she went down to "Tangie Town." +People down there really like to get it on + +Now, if you're sad and you're feelin' blue +Go out and buy a new pair of shoes +And you go down, down to "Tangi Town" +The people down there really like to get it on +Get it on + +Illegitimate son of a rock and roll star +Illegitimate son of a rock and roll star +Mom met Dad in the back of a rock n' roll car +Yeah + +Well, I'm an old blues man and I think that you understand +I've been singing the blues ever since the world began + +Maggie +Maggie +Maggie M'Gill +Roll on +Roll on +Maggie M'Gill + +Maggie +Maggie +Maggie M'Gill +Roll on +Roll on +Maggie M'Gill + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- + + [Album: L.A. Woman] + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: L.A. Woman +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: The Changeling +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +I live uptown +I live down-town +I live all around + +I had money +I had none +I had money +I had none +But I never been so broke that I couldn't leave town + +I'm a changeling +See me change +I'm a changeling +See me change + +I'm the air you breathe +Food you eat +Friends you greet +In the swarming street + +See me change +See me change + +I live uptown +I live down-town +I live all around + +I had money, yeah +I had none +I had money, yeah +I had none +But I never been so broke that I Couldn't leave town + +I'm the air you breathe +Food you eat +Friends you greet +In the swarming street + +See me change +See me change + +I'm leaving town +On the midnight train +Gonna see me change change change + +Change, change, change +Change, change, change + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: L.A. Woman +[Lyrics By]: Robby Krieger +[Title....]: Love Her Madly +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Don't you love her madly +Don't you need her badly +Don't you love her ways +Tell me what you say +Don't you love her madly +Want to be her daddy +Don't you love her face +Don't you love her as she's walking out the door +Like she did one thousand times before +Don't you love her ways +Tell me what you say +Don't you love her as she's walking out the door + +All your love, all your love +All your love, all your love +All you love is gone +So sing a lonely song +Of a deep blue dream +Seven horses seem +To be on the mark + +Yeah, don't you love her +Don't you love her as she's walking out the door + +All your love, all your love +All your love, all your love +All your love is gone +So sing a lonely song +Of a deep blue dream +Seven horses seem +To be on the mark + +Don't you love her madly +Don't you love her madly +Don't you love her madly + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: L.A. Woman +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Been Down So Long +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Well, I been down so god-damn long +That it looks like up to me +Well, I been down so very damn long +That it looks like up to me +Now, why don't one of you people +C'mon and set me free? + +I said warden, warden, warden +Won't you break your lock and key +I said warden, warden, warden +Won't you break your lock and key +Hey, come along here, mister +C'mon and let the poor boy be + +Baby, baby, baby +Won't you get down on your knees +Baby, baby, baby +Won't you get down on your knees +C'mon little darlin' +C'mon and give your love to me +Oh, yeah + +Well, I been down so god-damn long +That it looks like up to me +Well, I been down so very damn long +That it looks like up to mee +Now why don't one of you people +C'mon, c'mon, c'mon +And set me free! + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: L.A. Woman +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Cars Hiss By My Window +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +The cars hiss by my window +Like the waves down on the beach +The cars hiss by my window +Like the waves down on the beach +I got this girl beside me +But she's out of reach + +Headlights thru my window +Shining on the wall +Headlights thru my window +Shining on the wall +Can't hear my baby +Tho' I call and call + +Window started tremblin' +With those sonic booms +Window started to tremble +With those sonic boom, boom +A cold girl'll kill you +In a darkened room + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: L.A. Woman +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: L.A. Woman +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Well, I just got into town about an hour ago +Took a look around, see which way the wind blow +Wherre the little girls in their Hollywood bungalows +Are you a lucky little lady in the city of light? +Or just another lost angel + +City of night +City of night +City of night +City of night + +L.A. woman, L.A. woman +L.A. woman, Sunday afternoon +L.A. woman, Sunday afternoon + +L.A. woman, Sunday afternoon +Drive thru your suburbs +Into your blues +Into your blues +Into your blue, blue, blues +Into your blues + +I see your hair is burning +Hills are filled with fire +If they say I never loved you +You know they are a liar + +Drivin' down your freeway +Midnight alleys roam +Cops in cars, the topless bars +Never saw a woman so alone +So alone, so alone, so alone + +Motel money +Murder madness +Let's change the mood +From glad to sadness + +Mister Mojo risin' +Mister Mojo risin' +Mister Mojo risin' +Mister Mojo risin' +Go to keep on risin' + +Mister Mojo risin' +Mister Mojo risin' +Mojo risiin' +Got the Mojo risin' +Mister Mojo risin' +Got to keep on risin' +Risin' risin' +Risin' risin' +Risin' risin' +Risin' risin' +Risin' risin' + +Well, I just got into town about an hour ago +Took a look around, see which way the wind blow +Where the little girls in their Hollywood bungalows +Aer you a lucky little lady in the city of light? +Or just another lost angel + +City of night +City of night +City of night +City of night + +L.A. woman, L.A. woman +L.A. woman +You're my woman + +L.A. woman, L.A. woman +She's my woman +L.A. woman + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: L.A. Woman +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: L'America +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +I took a trip down to L'America +To trade some beads for a pint of gold +I took a trip down to L'America +To trade some beads for a pint of gold + +L'America, L'America +L'America, L'America +L'America, L'America + +C'mon people, don't you look so down +You know the rainman's comin' to town +He'll change your weather +He'll change your luck +Then he'll teach you how to find yourself +L'America + +Friendly strangers came to town +All the people put them down +But the women loved their ways +Come again some other day +Like the gentle rain +Like the gentle rain that falls + +I took a trip down to L'America +To trade some beads for a pint of gold +I took a trip down to L'America +To trade some beads for a pint of gold + +L'America, L'America +L'America, L'America +L'America, L'America +L'America + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: L.A. Woman +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Hyacinth House +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +What are theyt doing in the Hyacinth house +What are they doing in the Hyacinth house +To please the lions this day? + +I need a brand new friend who doesn't bother me +I need a brand new friend who doesn't trouble me +I need someone +Who doens't need me + +I see the bathroom is clear, +I think that somebody's near +I'm sure that someone is following me +Oh, yeah + +Why did you throw the Jack-of-Hearts away? +Why did you throw the Jack-of-Hearts away? +Is was the only card in the deck that I had left to play + +And I'll say it again +I need a brand new friend +And I'll say it again +I need a brand new friend +And I'll say it again +I need a brand new friend +The end + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: L.A. Woman +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: The Wasp (Texas Radio And The Big Beat) +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +I want to tell you about Texas Radio and the big beat +It comes out of the Virginia swamps +Cool and slow, with precision, with a back beat +Narrow and hard to master +Some call it heavenly in its brilliance +Others, mean and rueful of the Western dream +I love the friends I have gathered together on this thin raft +We have contructed pyramids in honor of our escaping +This is the land where the Pharaoh died + +The Negroes in the forest brightly feathered +And they are saying +"Forget the night! Live with us in forest of azure + Out here on the perimeter, there are no stars + Out here we is stoned--immaculate" + +Listen to this I'll tell you about the heataches, +I'll tell you about the heartaches and the loss of God +I'll tell you about the hopeless night +The meager food the souls forgot +Tell you about the maiden with wrought iron soul + +I'll tell you this +No eternal reward can forgive us now +For wasting the dawn + +I'll tell you about Texas Radio and the big beat +Soft-driven, slow and mad like some new language + +Now listen to this I'll tell you about Texas +I'll tell you about Texas Radio +I'll tell you about the hopeless night +The wanderin' the Western dream +Tell you about the maiden with wrought iron soul + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: L.A. Woman +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Riders On the Storm +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Riders on the storm +Riders on the storn +Into this house we're born +Into this world we're thrown +Like a dog without a bone +An actor out on loan +Riders on the storm + +There's a killer on the road +His brain is squirming like a toad +Take a long holiday +Let your children play +If you give this man a ride +Sweet family will die +Killer on the road + +Girl you gotta love your man +Girl you gotta love your man +Take him by the hand +Make him understand +The world on you depends +Our like will never end +You gotta love your man + +Riders on the storm +Riders on the storm +Into this house we're born +Into this world we're thrown +Like a dog without a bone +An actor out on loan +Riders on the storm + +Riders on the storm +Riders on the storm +Riders on the storm +Riders on the storm + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors In Concert +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Love Hiders +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Love hides in the strangest places +Love hides in familiar faces +Love comes when you least expect it +Love hides in narrow corners +Love comes for those who seek it +Love hides inside the rainbow, yeah +Love hides in molecular structures, yeah +Love is the answer + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors In Concert +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Build Me A Woman +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Give me witness, darling +I need witness, babe + +I got the poon-tang blues +I got the poon-tang blues +Top of my head down to the bottom of my cowboy shoes alright + +Build me a woman, make her ten feet tall +You gotta build me a woman, make her ten feet tall +Don't make her ugly, don't make her...oh, small +I'm a Sunday trucker Christian motherfucker +I'm a three-eyed boy lookin for a twelve-toed girl + +You gotta build me a woman, make her ten feet tall +Build me a woman, make her ten feet tall +Don't make her ugly, don't her small +Build me someone I can ball all...night long + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors In Concert +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Universal Mind +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +I was going time in the univeral mind +I was feeling fine +I was turning keys, I was setting people free +I was doing alright + +Then you came alongf with a suitcase and a song +Turned my head around +Now I'm so alone, just looking for a home in every face I see +I'm the freedom man, I'm the freedom man +I'm the freedom man, that's how lucky I am + +I was doing time in the universal mind +I was feeling fine +I was turning keys, I was setting people free +I was doing alright + +Then you came along with a suitcase and a song +Turned my head around +Now I'm so alone, just looking for a home in every face I see +I'm the freedom man + +I was doing time in the universal mind +I was feeling fine +I was turning keys, I was setting people free +I was doing alright + +Then you came along with a suitcase and a song +Turned my head around +Now I'm so alone, just looking for a home in every face I see +I'm the freedom man, yeah, that's how lucky I am +I'm the freedom man, I'm the freedom man + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors In Concert +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Break On Through #2 / Dead Cats, Dead Rats +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +When I was back there in seminary school +There was a person there who put forth the proposition +That you can petition the Lord with prayer +Petition the Lord with prayer +Petition the Lord with prayer +You cannot petition the Lord with prayer + +Dead cats, dead rats, did you see what they were at, alright +Dead cat in a tophat + +Sucking on a young man's blood +Wishing he would come, yeah +Sucking on a soldier's brain +Wishing it would be the same + +Dead cat, dead rat, did you see what they were at +Fat cat in a tophat +Thinks he's an aristocrat +Thinks he can kill and slaughter +Thinks he can shoot my daughter + +Yeah, right...oh yeah...alright...yeah +Dead cats, dead rats, think you're an aristocrat +Crap...ah, that's crap + +You know the day destroys the night +Night divides the day +Tried to run, tried to hide +Break on through to the other side +Break on through to the other side +Break on through to the other side + +Chased our pleasures here +Dug our treasures there +Can you still recall the time we cried +Break on through to the other side +Break on through to the other side +Break on through + +Everybody loves my baby +Everybody loves my baby +She gets high +She gets high +She gets high + +I found an island in your arms +Country in your eyes +Arms that chained us, eyes that lied +Break on through to the other side +Break on through to the other side +Break on through, yeah...alright + +Yeah, made the scene week to week +Day to day, hour to hour +Gate is straight, deep and wide +Break on through to the other side +Break on through to the other side + +Break on through, break on through +Break on through, break on through + + [Album: The Doors In Concert] + [The Celebration Of The Lizard] + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors In Concert +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: The Celebration Of The Lizard: Lions In The Street +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Lions in the street and roaming +Dogs in heat, rabid, foaming +A beast caged in the heart of the city + +The body of his mother rotting in the summer ground +He fled the town +Went down South and crossed the border +Left the chaos and disoder +Back there over his shoulder + +One morning he aweoke in a green hotel +With a strange creature groaning beside him +Sweat oozed from its shiny skin + +Is everybody in? +The ceremony is about th begin! + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors In Concert +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: The Celebration Of The Lizard: Wake Up +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Wake up! +You can't remember where it was +Had this dream stopped? + +The snake was pale cold, glazed and shrunken +We were afraid to touch it +Thee sheets were hot dead prisons + +And she was beside me, old she's known, young +Her dark red hair, the white soft skin + +Now, run to the mirror in the bathroom +Look! She's coming in here +I can't live through each slow century of her moving +I let my cheek slide down the cool smooth tile +Feel the good cold stinging blood +The smooth hissing snakes of rain + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors In Concert +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: The Celebration Of The Lizard: A Little Game +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Once I had a little game +I likedd to crawl back in my brain +I think you know the game I mean +I mean the game called "Go insane" + +Now you should try this little game +Just close your eyes, forget your name +Forget the world, forget the people +And we'll erect a different steeple + +This little game is fun to do +Just close your eyes, no way to lose +And I'm right here, I'm going too +Release control, we're breaking through + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors In Concert +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: The Celebration Of The Lizard: The Hill Dweller +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Way back deep into the brain +Way back past the realm of pain +Back where there's never any rain +And the rain falls gently on the town +And over the heads of all of us + +And in the labyrinth of streams beneath the +Quiet unearthly presence of +Nervous hill dwellers in the gentle hills around +Reptiles abounding +Fossils, caves, cool air heights + +Each house repeats a mold +Windows rolled +A beast locked in against morning +All now sleeping +Rugs silent, mirrors vacant +Dust blinds under the beds of lawful couples +Wound in sheets +And daughters, smug with semen +Eyes in their nipples + +Wait! There's been a slaughter here + +Don't stop to speak or look around +Your gloves and fan are on the ground +We're getting out of town +We're going on the run +And you're the one I want to come! + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors In Concert +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Not To Touch The Earth +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Not to touch the earth, not to see the sun +Nothing left to do but run, run, run +Let's run, let's run + +House upon the hill, moon is lying still +Shadows of the trees witnessing the wild breeze +Come on, baby, run with me +Let's run + +Run with me, run with me, run with me +Let's run + +The mansion is warm at the top of the hill +Rich are the rooms and the comforts there +Red are the arms of luxuriant chairs +And you won't know a thing till you get inside + +Dead president's corpse in the driver's car +The engine runs on glue and tar +Come on alone, not going very far +To the east to meet the Czar + +Run with me, run with me, run with me +Let's run + +Some outlaws live by the side of a lake +The minister's daughter's in love with the snake +Who lives in a well by the side of the road +Wake up, girl! We're almost home, yeah + +Sun, sun, sun +Burn, burn, burn +Moon, moon, moon +I will get you soon...soon...soon! + +I am the Lizard King +I can do everything + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors In Concert +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: The Celebration Of The Lizard: Names Of The Kingdom +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +We came down the rivers and highways +We came down from forests and falls +We came down from Carson and Springfield +We came down from Phoenix enthralled + +And I can tell you the names of the kingdom +I can tell you the things that you know +Listening for a fistful of silence +Climbing valleys into the shade + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors In Concert +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: The Celebration Of The Lizard: The Palace Of Exile +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +For seven years I dwelt in the loose palace of exile +Plaing strange games with the girls of the island +Now I have come again to the land of the fair +And the strong and the wise + +Brothers and sisters of the pale forest +Children of the night +Who among you will run with the hunt? + +Now night arrives with her pueple legion +Retire now to your tents and to your freams +Tommorrow we enter the town of my birth +I want to be ready + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors In Concert +[Lyrics By]: Original Version By Van Morrison / New Lyrics By The Doors +[Title....]: Gloria +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Tell ya 'bout my baby +She come around +She come 'round here + +Come 'round here +A-just about midnight +She make me feel so good +Make me feel alright + +She come 'round my street now +She come to my house, yeah +Know upon my door +Climbing up my stairs +One two three +Come on up, baby +Mmmm, here she is in my room...oh boy! + +Hey, what's your name? +How old are you? +Where d'you go to school? + +Well, now that we know each other a little +bit better, why don't you come over here? + +Make me feel alright! + +Gloria +Gloria +Gloria +Gloria +Gloria +All night! All day! +All right! Okay, yeah! + +You were my queen and I was your fool +Riding home after school + +You took me home, yeah +To your house +Your father's at work +Your mama's out shopping around +Took me into your room +Showed me your thing +Why d'you do it, babe? + +A-getting softer, slow it down +Softer, get it down +Now you show me your thing...yeah + +Wrap your legs around my neck +Wrap your arms around my feet +Wrap your hair around my skin +Wrap your lips around my cock + +I'm gonna... +It's getting harder +It's getting to darn fast +It's getting harder +Alright! Come on, darling, let's get it on... + +Whoa, too late! Too late! Too late +Too late! Too late! Too late +It's...Stop!...Oh + +Make me feel alright, babe + +G-L-O-R-I-A +G-L-O-R-I-A + +Gloria + +All night +All day +All right +Okay + +Keep the whole thing going, babe! +All right +All right +Fuck +Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahuh! + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors In Concert +[Lyrics By]: Robby Krieger (Light My Fire) + Jim Morrison (Graveyard Poem) +[Title....]: Light My Fire, Including "Graveyard Poem" +--------------------------------------------------------------------------- +You know that it would be untrue +You know that I would be a liar +If I was to say to you +Girl, we couldn't get much higher + +Come on, baby, light my fire +Come on, baby, light my fire +Try to set the night on fire + +Time to hesitate is through +No time to wallow in the mire +Try now, we can only lose +And out love become a funeral pyre + +Come on, baby, light my fire +Come on, baby, light my fire +Try to set the night on fire + +It was the greatest night of my life +although I still had not found a wife +I had my friends right there beside me +We were close together + +We tripped the wall +We scaled the graveyard +Ancient shapes were all around us +The wet dew felt fresh beside the fog +Two made love in an ancient spot +One chased a rabbit into the dark +A girl got drunk and balled the dead +And I gave empty sermons to my head +Cemetery, cool and quiet +Hate to leave your sacred lay +Dread the milky coming of the day + +Time to hesitate is through +No time to wallow in the mire +Try now, we can only lose +And our love become a funeral pyre + +Come on, baby, light my fire +Come on, baby, light my fire +Try to set the night on fire + +Know that it would be untrue +You know that I would be a liar +If I was to say to you +Girl, we couldn't get much higher + +Come on, baby, light my fire +Come on, baby, light my fire +Try to set the night on fire +Try to set the night on fire +Try to set the night on fire +Try to set the night on fire + +Alright! Alright! Alright! + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors In Concert +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Texas Radio And The Big Beat #2 +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Spoken Intro] + +I wanna tell you about Texas Radio and the Big Beat +Comes out of the Virginia swamps, cool and slow +With a back beat, narrow and hard to master +Some call it heavenly in its brilliance +Others mean and rueful of the Western dream +I love the friends I have gathered together on this thin raft +We have constructed pyramids in honor of our escaping +Well, this is the land where the Pharaoh died + +Children +The river contains specimens +The voices of singing women call us on the far shore +And they are saying: +Forget the night +Live with us in forest of azure + +Meager food for souls forgot + +I'll tell you this... +No eternal reward will forgive us now +For wasting the dawn + +And one morning you awoke +And the strange sun +And opening your door... + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: The Doors In Concert +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: The End +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Come on, turn the lights out, man +Turn it way down +Hey Mister Lightman +You gotta turn those lights way down, man! +Hey, I'm not kidding, you gotta turn the lights out +Come on! +What do we care...? + +This is the end, beautiful friend +This is the end, my ownly friend, the end +Of our elaborate plans, the end +Of everything that stands, the end +No safety or surprise, the end +I'll never look into your eyes again + +Can you picture what will be +So limitless and free +Desperately in need of some stranger's hand +In a desperate land +Come on, baby! + +And we were in this house and there was a sound like + silverware being dropped on linoleum, and then + somebody ran into the room and they said + "Have you seen the accident outside?" +And everybody said: + "Hey man, have you seen the accident outside?" + +Have you seen the accident outside +Seven people took a ride +Six bachelors and their bride +Seven people took a ride +Sever people died + +Don't let me die in an automobile +I wanna lie in an open field +Want the snakes to suck my skin +Want the worms to be my friends +Want the birds to eat my eyes +As here I lie +The clouds fly by + +Ode to a grasshopper... +I think I'll open a little shop, +A little place where they sell things +And I think I'll call it "Grasshopper"... + +I have a big green grasshopper out there +Have you seen my grasshopper, mama? +Looking real good... +(Oh, I blew it, it's a moth) +That's alright, he ain't got long to go, so we'll forgive him. + +Ensenada +The dog crucifix +The dead seal +Ghosts of the dead car sun +Stop the card +I'm getting out, I can't take it +Hey, look out, there's somebody coming +And there's nothing you can do about it... + +The killer awoke before dawn +He put his boots on +He took a face from the ancient gallery +And he...he walked on down the hallway, baby +Came to a door +He looked inside + +Father? +Yes, son? +I wanna kill you +Mother...I want to... +Fuck you, mama, all night long +Beware, mama +Gonna love you, baby, all night + +Come on, baby, take a chance with us +Come on, baby, take a chance with us +Come on, baby, take a chance with us +Meet me at the back of the blue bus +Meet me at the back of the blue bus, +Blue rock, +Blue bus, +Blue rock +Blue bus. + +Kill! Kill! + +This is the end, beautiful friend +This is the end, my only friend, the end +Hurts to set you free +But you'll never follow me +The end of laughter and soft cries +The end of nights we tried to die +This is the end + + [Album: An American Prayer] + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: An American Prayer +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: Awake Ghost Song +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Is everybody in? + Is everybody in? + Is everybody in? + The ceremony is about to begin + + WAKE UP + +Awake You can't remember where it was + Had this dream stopped? + +Shake dreams from your hair +My pretty child, my sweet one. +Choose the day and choose the sign of your day +The day's divinity +First thing you see + +A vast radiant beach in a cool jeweled moon +Couples naked race down by its quiet side +And we laugh like soft, mad children +Smug in the wooly cotton brains of infancy +The music and the voices are all around us +Choose, they croon, the Ancient Ones +The time has come again +Choose now, they croon +Beneath the moon +Beside an ancient lake +Enter again the sweet forest +Enter the hot dream +Come with us +Everything is broken up and dances + +[Dawn's Highway] + +Indians scattered on dawn's highway bleeding +Ghosts crows the young child's fragile eggshell mind. + +Me and my--ah--mother and father--and a +grandmother and a grandfather--were driving through +the desert, at dawn, and a truck load of Indian +workers had either hit another car, or just--I don't +know what happened--but there were Indians scattered +all over the highway, bleeding to death. + So the car pulls up and stops. That was the first time +I tasted fear. I musta' been about four--like a child is +like a flower, his head is just floating in the +breeze, man. + The reaction I get now thinking about it, looking +back--is that the souls of the ghosts of those dead +Indiands...maybe one or two of 'em...where just +running around freaking out, and just leaped into my +soul. And they'er still in there. + +Indians scattered on dawn's highway bleeding +Ghosts crowd the young child's fragile eggshell mind. + +Blood in the streets in the town of New Haven +Blood stains the roofs and the palm trees of Venice +Blood in my love in the terrible summer +Bloody red sun of Phantastic L.A. + +Blood screams her brain as they chop off her fingers +Blood will be born in the birth of a nation +Blood is the rose of mysterious union +Blood on the ride, it's following me + +Indian, Indian what did you die for? +Indian says, nothing at all. + +[Newborn Awakening] + +Gently they stir, gently rise +The dead are newborn awakenings +With ravaged limbs and wet souls +Gently they sigh in rapt funeral amazement +Who called these dead to dance +Was it the young woman learning to play the ghost song on her baby grand? +Was it the wilderness children? +Was it the ghost god himself, stuttering, cheering, chatting blindly? +I called you up to anoint the earth +I called you to annouce sadness falling like burned skin +I called you to wish you well +To glory in self like a new monster +And now I call on you to pray + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: An American Prayer +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: To Come Of Age +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +A military station in the desert + +Can we resolve the past +Lurking jaws, joints of time? +The Base +To come of age in a dry place +Holes and caves + +My friend drove an hour each day from the mountains +The bus gives you a hard-on with books on your lap +Someone shot the bird in the afternoon dance show +They gave out free records to the best couple +Spades dance best, from the hip + +[Black Polished Chrome Latino Chrome] + +The music was new black polished chrome +And came over the summer like liquid night +The DJ's took pills to stay awake and play for seven days +They went to the studio and someone knew him +Someone knew the TV showman +He came to our homeroom party and played records +And when he left in the hot noon sun and walked to his car +We saw the chooks had written F-U-C-K on his windshield +He wiped it off with a white rag and smiling coolly drove away +He's rich. Got a big car + +My gang will get you +Scenes of rape in the arroyo +Seductions in cars, abandoned buildings +Fights at the food stand +The dust +The shoes +Open shirts and raised collars +Bright sculptured hair + +Hey man, you want girls, pills, grass? C'mon... +I show you a good time. +This place has everything. C'mon... +I show you. + +[Angels And Sailors] + +Angels and sailors + rich girls + backyard fences + tents +Dreams watching each opther narrowly + Soft luxuriant cars +Girls in garages, stripped + out to get liquor and clothes + half gallons of wine and six-packs of beer +Jumped, humped, born to suffer + made to undress in the wilderness + + I will never treat you mean + Never start no kind of scene + I'll tell you every place and person that I've been + +Always a playground instructor, never a killer +Always a bridesmaid on the verge of fame or over +He maneuvered two girls into his hotel room +One a friend, the other, the young one, a newer stranger +Vaguely Mexican or Puerto Rican +Poor boys thighs and buttocks scarred by a father's belt +She's trying to rise +Story of her boyfriend, of teenage stoned death games +Handsome lad, dead in a car +Confusion +No connections +Come'ere +I love you +Peace of earth +Will you die for me? +Eat me +This way +The end + + I'll always be true + Never go out, sneaking out on you, babe + If you'll only show me Far Arden again + +I'm surprised you could get it up +He whips her lightly, sardonically, with belt +Haven't I been through enough? she asks +Now dressed and leaving +The Spanish girl begins to bleed +She says her period +It's Catholic heaven +I have an ancient Indian crucifix around my neck +My chest is hard and brown +Lying on stained, wretched sheets with a bleeding virgin +We could plan a murder +Or start a religion + +[Stoned Immaculate] + + I'll tell you this... + No eternal reward will forgive us now + For wasting the dawn + +Back in those days everything was simpler and more confused +One summer night, going to the pier +I ran into two young girls +The blonde was called Freedom +The dark one, Enterprise +We talked and they told me this story +Now listen to this... +I'll tell you about Texas radio and the big beat +Soft driven, slow and mad +Like some new language +Reaching your head with the cold, sudden fury of a divine messenger +Let me tell you about heartache and the loss of god +Wandering, wandering in hopeless night +Out her in the perimeter there are no stars + + Out here we is stoned + Immaculate + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: An American Prayer +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: The Movie +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- + The move will begin in five moments + The mindless voice announced + All those unseated will await the next show + +We filed slowly, languidly into the hall +The auditorium was vast and silent +And we seated and were darkened, the voice continued + + The program for this evening is not new + You've seen this entertainment through and through + You've seen your birth, your life and death + You might recall all the rest + Did you have a good world when your died? + Enough to base a movie on? + +I'm getting out of here! + Where are you going? +To the other side of morning + Please don't chase the clouds, pagodas + + Her cunt gripped him like a warm, friendly hand + + It's all right, all your friends are here +Where can I meet them? + After you've eaten +I'm not hungry + Uh, we meant beaten + + Silver stream, silvery scream + Oooooh, impossible concentration + +[Curses, Invocations] + +Curses, Invocations +Weird bate-headed mongrels +I keep expecting one of you to rise +Large buxom obese queens +Garden hogs and cunt veterans +Quaint cabbage saints +Shit hoarders and individialists +Drag strip officials +Tight lipped losers and +Lustful fuck salesman +My militant dandies +All strange order of monsters +Hot on the trail of the woodvine +We welcome you to out procession + +Hewre come the Comedians +Look at them smile +Watch them dance an Indian mile +Look at them gesture +How aplomb +So to gesture everyone +Words dissemble +Words be quick +Words resemble walking sticks +Plant them they will grow +Watch them waver so + I'll always be a word man + Better than a bird man + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: An American Prayer +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: American Night +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +All hail the American night! + +What was that? +A don't know +Sounds like guns...thunder + +[Roadhouse Blues] + +Ladies and gentlemen! +From Los Angeles, California...The Doors! + +A-keep your eyes on the road, your hand upon the wheel +A-keep your eyes on the road, your hand upon the wheel +Come to the road house, gonna have a real-good-time + +Yeah, at the back of the road house they got some bungalows +Ah, at the back of the road house they got some bungalows +That's for the people...like to go down slow + +Let it roll, baby, roll. Let it roll, baby, roll +Let it roll, baby, roll. Let it roll...all night long + +You gotta roll, roll, roll, gotta thrill my soul, alright +Roll, roll, roll, gotta thrill my soul, you gotta (...) +Alright + +Ashen lady, Ashen Lady +Give up your vows, give up your vows +Save out city! Save out city! A-right now! + +Well, I woke up this morning, got myself a beer +Well, I woke up this morning, I got myself a beer +Yeah, the future's uncertain, the end is always near + +Let it roll, baby, roll. Let it roll, baby roll +Let it roll, baby, roll. Let it roll...all night long + +Alright! Alright! Alright! +Hey, listen! Listen! Listen, man! Listen, man! +I don't know how many you people believe in astrology... + +Yeah, that's right...that's right, baby, I...I am a Sagittarius +The most philosophical of all the signs +But anyway, I don't believe in it +I think it's a bunch of bullshit, myself +But I tell you this, man, I tell you this +I don't know what's gonna happen, man, but I wanna have +my kicks before the whole shithouse goes up in flames +Alright + +[The World On Fire] + + The World on Fire...Taxi from Africa...The Grand Hotel... + He was drunk a big party last night back, going back +in all directions sleeping these insane hours I'll never wake up + in a good mood again I'm sick of these stinky boots + +[Lament] + +Lament for my cock +Sore and crucified +I seek to know you +Acquiring soulful wisdom +You can open walls of mystery +Stripshow + +How to acquire death in the morning show +TV death which the child absorbs + +Deathwell mystery which makes me write +Slow train, the death of my cock gives life + +Forgive the poor old people who gave us entry +Taught us god in the child's prayer in the night + +Guitar player +Ancient wise satyr +Sing your ode to my cock + +Caress its lament +Stiffen and guide us, we frozen +Lost cells +The knowledge of cancer +The speak to the heart +And give the great gift +Words Power Trance + +This stable friend and the beasts of his zoo +Wild hairs chicks +Women flowering in their summit +Monsters of skin +Each color connects + to create the board + which rocks the race +Could any hell be more horrible + than now + and real? + +I pressed her thigh and death smiled + +Death, old friend +Death and my cock are the world +I can forgive my injuries in the name of +Wisdom Luxury Romance + +Sentence upon sentence +Words are healing lament +For the death of my cock's spirit +Has no meaning in the soft fire +Words got me the wound and will get me well +If you believe it + +All join now and lament for the death of my cock +A tongue of knowledge in the feathered night +Boys get crazy in the head and suffer +I sacrifice my cock on the altar of silence + +[The Hitchhiker] + +Thoughts in time and out of season + The Hitchhiker +Stood by the side of the road +And leveled his thumb +In the calm calculus of reason + +Hi. How you doin'? I just got back into town L.A. +I was out on the desert for awhile + Riders on the storm +Yeah. In the middle of it +Riders on the storm +Right... + Into this world we're thrown +When I was out on the desert, ya know + Like a dog without a bone + An actor out on loan +I don't know how to tell you + Riders on the storm +but, ah, I killed somebody + There's a killer on the road +No... + His brain is squirming like a toad +It's no big deal, ya know +I don't think anybody will find out about it, but... + Tale a long holiday +just, ah... + Let your children play +this guy gave me a ride, and ah... + If you give this man a ride +started giving me a lot of trouble + Sweet family will die +and I just couldn't take it, ya know? + Killer on the road +And I wasted him + Yeah + +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +[Album....]: An American Prayer +[Lyrics By]: Jim Morrison +[Title....]: An American Prayer +-------------------------------------------------------------------------- +Do you know the warm progress under the stars? +Do you know we exist? +Have you forgotten the keys to the Kingdom +Have you been borne yet and are you alive? +Let's reinvent the gods, all the myths of the ages +Celebrate symbols from deep elder forests +[Have you forgoten the lessons of the ancient war] +We need great golden copulations +The fathers are cackling in trees of the forest +Our mother is dead in the sea +Do you know we are being led to slaughters by placid admirals +And that fat slow generals are getting obscene on young blood +Do you know we are ruled by TV +The moon is a dry blood beast +Guerilla bands are rolling numbers in the next block of green vine +amassing for warfare on innocent herdmen who are just dying +O great creator of being +grant us one more hour to perform our art and perfect our lives +The moths and atheists are doubly divine and dying +We live, we die +and death not ends it +Journey we move into the Nightmare +Cling to life + Our passion'd flower +Cling to cunts and cocks + of despair +We got our final vision by clap +Columbus' groin got filled with green death +(I touched her thigh and death smiled) +We have assembled inside this ancient and insane theatre +To propagate our lust for life + and flee the swarming wisdom + of the streets +The barns are stormed +The windows kept +And only one of all the rest +To dance and save us +With the divine mockery of words +Music inflames temperament +(When the true King's murderers are allowed to roam free a thousand + Magicians arise in the land) +When are the feasts +we were promissed +Where is the wine +The New Wine + (dying on the vine) +resident mockery +give us an hour for magic +We of the purple glove +We of the starling flight and velvet hour +We of arabic pleasure's breed +We of sundome and the night +Give us a creed +To believe +A night of Lust +Give us trust in +The Night +Give of color +Hundred hues +a rich mandala +For me and you +And for your silky +pillowed house + +A head, wisdom +And a bed +Troubled decree +Resident mockery +has claimed thee +We used to believe +In the good old days +We still receive +In little ways +The Things of Kindness +And unsporting brow +Forget and allow +Did you know freedom exists in a school book +Did you know madmen are roaming our prison +within a jail, within a gaol +within a white free protestant +maelstrom +We're perched headlong on the edge of boredom +We're reaching for death on the end of a candle +We're trying for something that's already found us + +We can invent Kingdoms of our own +grand purple thrones, those chairs of lust +and love we must, in beds of rust +Steel doors lock in prisoner's screams +and muzak, AM, rocks their dreams +No black men's pride to hoist the beams +while mocking angels sift what seems +To be a collage of magazine dust +Scratched on foreheads of walls of trust +This is just jail for those who must +get up in the morning and fight for such +unusable standards +while weeping maidens +show-off penury and pout +ravings for a mad +staff + +Wow, I'm sick of doubt +Live in the light of certain +South +Cruel bindings +The servants have the power +dog-men and their mean women +pulling poor blankets over +our sailors +(And where were you in our lean hour) +Milking your moustache or grinding a flower? 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