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The Purple Tentacle Presents Another Great Text File From..
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ÜÛß ßÛÜ
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Welcome all u evil-doers to another text from Anarchists Anonymous. This one
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is entitled " Anarchy-Related things to do in a Park." This is very useful if
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one day yer bored and you want to go piss people off. The text has been divided
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into two parts: Day Time Phun, and Night Time Phun. This was necessary because
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some of the ideas are not the brightest friggin thing to in the broad daylight.
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Or some of the things in the daytime don't work in the night. L8r...
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DAYTiME PHUN
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1. Simply getting a gang of people, going to a park where little kids are play-
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ing, and hogging all the equipment is a real piss-off, to both the kids and
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the supervising parents. Maybe if yer lucky, one of the parents will complain
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to you and yer gang. Then you can have fun and insult them during your fight
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with them. Eventually, you will chase all the parents away.
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2. During yer stay at the park with the kids and parents, you can use immense
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quantities of abusive language. ( In other words, swear until your tongue
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falls off.) But don't direct it at the kids, unless absolutely necessary,
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because one of the parents will probably say something like " Don't talk
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to my son/daughter that way!" and ask for yer address. Leave the scene with
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out giving NE namez. If you are forced to, use some lamer's name.
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3. If there are kids around but no parents, start a fight but don't throw the
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first punch. That way, if the kids goes off and cries to his mommy, you can
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say he/she threw the first one. This is enjoyable and fool-proof, and you
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get to see the kid get in trouble by his parents. If you want, you can start
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laughing at him while he is promptly verbally bashed by the old crone.
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4. Setting small fires with newspapers in the parks is often really cool. Just
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set fire to it, and walk away. The people hanging around will probably spaz
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and try to put it out in many different and often creative wayz, such as
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dipping a kid in sand and drowning the flame, or getting the fattest bitch
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there and crushing the entire park. :)
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5. If you want to enhance idea numero 4, you can line a trail of papers all over
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the park--around the park, through the sand, down the slide, etc. Coat the
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papers in gasoline, and lite one end. Almost instantly the papers will go up
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and the park will be ablaze, neatly and in a line of course. If there is a
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forest or something nearby, hide in it and make sure you can see the park
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clearly, so you can also see the havoc displayed. (Firemen, police, worried
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neighbours, and maybe even an ambulance!)
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6. You could just write generally disgusting or funny pictures and/or messages
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on the wood or slide. Influence the kids that go there to become Anarchists
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because kids are vulnerable to such ideas at young ages. Remember, the more
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the merrier!
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7. Burn large holes in the top and bottom of slide, so the kids get to the
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bottom of the slide a lot quicker. Also you could burn neat designs into the
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slide, such as a pentegram, an Anarchy Symbol, or the ever famous phrase:
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PIGS CAN KISS MY ASS!
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8. Cut the chains on the tire-swing, just enough so that the next person who
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uses the tire-swing will get a shock from the fall, and a headache from the
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chains collasping on their head. This will also force the injured person(s)
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to sue the city's parks and rec department, and then the parks and rec will
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spend even more money replacing the damaged material.
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9. Hold Satanic meetings and sacrifices in front of all the little ones and the
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parents. Decaptation of goats and small calves is especially cool, because
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those are two of the most blood-containing animals on the planet. Aim the
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fountain o' blood at some old bag who's babysitting one of the kids. Don't
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forget to sacrifice the naked virgin! };)
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10. Stroll around the park (and the city) for hours on end in the typical nazi
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position, which is: right hand in the air, small fake black moustache, the
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arm patch, and the docs with red laces. Also shout Hail Hitler! in perfect
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syncronization so it sounds like you're all reminants of the german army
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or really screwed up. If your lucky, others will join in.
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NiGHT PHUN
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1. If you can get a hold of an air wrench, this is definately a great thing to
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do. Get a group of friends who are really strong, and take the air wrench to
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the park. Now remove the bolts on the side of the slide that attach it to the
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wooden frame of the park. You and yer really strong friend would now proceed
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to take the slide out of the park, and into a lake somewhere. Don't forget to
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write THIS WAS DONE BY and then someone else's name, just to get them blamed.
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2. If yer friends are REALLY REALLY strong, or you can steal or get a pickup
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truck, you can also take the actual wood from the frame and put it in the
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back of the pickup truck. Also take the slide and the swing, and dump it ALL
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in the friggin lake.
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3. Burn the park. Simple, yet effective, plus it also attracts many sleepy and
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unhappy neighbourhood parents. It also pollutes and attracts many "authour-
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oties" and others. Get out the eggs and whip them from a far distance and be
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prepared to hide or run!
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4. Using the Air Wrench, if you got one, and yer big friends, you can absolutely
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rearrange the park! Just un-wrench all the bits, and place em in a different
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position, Such as putting three or four bits o' wood at the end of the slide
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so the kids have a big pile up because nobody can get through!! Maybe a 2 or
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3 deaths or injurys/suffications may occur if nobody notices after a while.
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5. If you happen to dislike a few little people or just wanna have plain fun,
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grab three or four kids and hide em in the forest until late at night. Your
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identity should be hidden-- if the kids get loose they can arrest you. NEway,
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Tie the kids to different poles of the park and leave them there overnite.
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Leave maybe a slice of pizza in the middle of the park, that way at least you
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can say you fed them. If you really hate them you should tie them to the
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piece of wood that travells horizontally about 10 ft in the air--it should
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be the one that holds the swing. Beat em dizzy if ya want.
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6. Create the park a really unstable hellhole. Use your air wrench or just
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regular old power tools or axe or whatever--just make sure it can cut through
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and/or remove the bolts. If you got an air wrench, loosen every single bolt
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in the entire park, and then unscrew them even more, so a couple of shakes
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and steps will make it dislodge itself from it's resting spot and the kid(s)
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will very much hurt after a while. If you just have a saw, axe, or power tool
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simply cut enormous holes and gaps in everything there. Take the swing too.
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7. Coat the park in a thick layer of tar. This way, by the time somebody notices
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the black park, it will be too late. The park will be concrete--completely
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ruined. This will cost the local Parks & Rec department a fortune to replace,
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and it will be a fortune they don't have it you do it to every park in the
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city over a period of several days. They will probably go bankrupt, and have
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to cause a hell of a situation to get back in business, all because of you
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and your friends. That just sounds cool, doesn't it?
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That's all 4 now! I got quite a lot out of this one, compared to what I
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thought I would...9500 instead of 6000. Not bad, I think. I think this is our
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4th pack, and we're still going, so keep reading and keep killing and keep robb-
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ing and keep breaking...well, you get it. L8r.
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GReeTZ go out to: úùAnarchial Artistùú Konichiwa.
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úùGuileùú Poor Scot (face,hair)
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úùObi Wan Kenobiùú Nice MISC.TXT
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úùMyxzuùú K-RAD name!
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úùCthuluùú Welcome 2 da Group
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And to NEbody else I missed out!
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