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THA MINISTRY (D-Fense) Bombing
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How to make a simple bomb? Thiz iz how... I thought thiz ovah and ovah and
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one day I tried it out... Guess what, it worked... kinda. :-)
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DISCLAIMER (shit!):
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ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ
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Use/read thiz textphile at yar own risk. If ya want to try out thiz
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stuff here, go ahead but don't blame me for any damage! Take it as a
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man!
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THE REAL STUFF!:
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ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ
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Here's what ya need; (*) A bit of Spiritus (or any other high-
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flamable product, the more flamable the
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better!)
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(*) A piece of rope (not too thick, just a
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small piece.)
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(*) Two fire-crackers. (Dutch:een trekbommeke)
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(*) A "Kinder-Surprise".. yep, that's right!
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(*) Some tape.
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If you got all these stuff, start making it! First ya need to eat the
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'Kinder-Surprise' away to get to that stupid yellow egg kinda-thing...
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Then, open it, throw away the contents and pry two *very* little holes
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on both halves of the egg. Then, take the rope, cut it in two and put
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one side of the rope through the one hole in the egg and make a knot
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so it won't slip out if you pull it. Do the same with the other half.
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Then, tape the hole tight so it won't let out any fluid!!!! When you
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think everything is secure, continue... Else, retry! Fill the egg
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up with your "Flamable product". When this is done, attach the two
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firecrackers on each side of this egg, attach with your tape both ends
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of the "pull-strings" of the firecracker onto the egg... You have your
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home-made bomb...
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Here a scheme;
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++++ = Firecracker
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__+++++___ ----. = Rope
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/ \ * = Knot
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.--------|* FLUID *|--------.
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\____________/ The rest should be pretty
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+++++ clear...
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It works like thiz, when you pull both ends of the rope the egg breaks
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in two, thus setting off the firecracker above and below while the
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flamable product is getting out ==> Result; FIRE FIRE ... shut up Beavis!
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WARNING:
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ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ
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All i wanna say is; you can actually kill a man with it. Well, this
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thing kinda killed my pants. I swear to God! My pants got on fire and
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I had to take them off in the middle of the street! Man, I have never
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been any more embarassed before in my entire life!!!!!
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ENDING:
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ÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ
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Greetz to the >Ministry< group and Daj Shung+natje, system shock users
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and The Cop, Mike, Agressor, ...
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TESTED AND APPROVED...
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Give us the fucking code! If you don't what'll change? What'll ever
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fucking change for you? You'll wind up like the old man. You'll tear
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it all down and start building again! You'll build the walls back,
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tighter and tighter... I got no idea at all what'll happen if
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Wintermute wins, but it'll CHANGE something.
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