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Today's lesson: MORE KRAZY GLUE TRICKS!!!</H2>
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Well, you couldn't get enough of those demonic Krazy Glue stunts of Pranks 1
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and 3, and so here it is: Pranks 7, More Krazy Glue tricks!
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I trust you will find these every bit as useful and evil as the ones before
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them!
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Before I begin, though, a good idea is to memorize all my pranks files, and all
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the other anarchy files you may read, so that you know all of the tricks by
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heart and can plot a course of revenge for any situation. Arm yourself with
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Krazy Glue, sandpaper, an X-acto knife, and a banana, and you are ready to set
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up shop in your own little underground business. If someone wants someone
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fucked over, they come to you, tell you their problem, and you come up with a
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suitable course of action. Charge a certain amount for a given task, so, say,
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five bucks for a simple well-placed drop of Krazy Glue, twenty to completely
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Krazy Glue a car shut! You could make a fair bit of money just for knowing
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lots of ways to help your buddies by fucking up their enemies!
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Anyway, on with the Krazy Glue Tricks!
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- Ever resent that high-school teacher who always brings a cup of coffee to
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class, while you may not? Well, see how he enjoys his Sanka with the cup
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Krazy Glued to his desk!!!
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- Go into a drugstore and make those pill bottles REALLY child-proof by
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Krazy Gluing the lids on.
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- More on Dead Disk Drives:
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Remember the Krazy-Glued disk (can't rotate)? Or the sandpaper disk (ends
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heads)? Well, here's how you can combine the best features of those 2 tricks:
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Take a dead diskette. Place a few drops of Krazy Glue on the disk surface,
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allow to completely harden. Rotate the disk about 30 degrees or so until the
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hard drops are out of the way. Place more drops on the disk, let harden,
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rotate again. Continue until you have gone all the way arouund the disk.
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Now, rotate the disk so that no drops are visible. Now, someone expecting a
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sandpaper diskette will find nothing, and will merrily place this mystery
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diskette in the drive (remember to plant it next to a school or enemy
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computer, with a label saying "new wares-do not give out"), and the bumps on
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the disk will destroy the head. They say a grain of salt can destroy a head;
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can you imagine what many lumps 2mm high of one of the world's hardest
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plastics will do????????
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- In your local library, do the following:
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Krazy Glue microfiche into fiche readers.
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Krazy Glue other microfiche into whatever sleeves or slots they rest in.
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Krazy Glue card catalog drawers SHUT.
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If there are Computer catalog terminals, Krazy Glue the brightness knobs
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to MINIMUM. Apply other terminal-related Krazy Glue Tricks, as well.
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Krazy Glue the photocopier's canopy down.
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Krazy Glue books to shelves.
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Krazy Glue pornographic pictures into the pages of children's books,
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religious books, and any books you HATE.
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- See how badly you can make a record skip with hardened Krazy Glue on its
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surface.
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- Similarly, see how efficient a CD is that way.
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- In winter, Krazy Glue the chains on an enemy's car to his tires. He won't
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notice until it's time to take them off!!!
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- In church: Krazy Glue the pulpit mike gain on MAX, so there is LOTS of
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feedback and the sermon is ruined!
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- Restaurants: Krazy Glue salt, pepper, and sugar shakers to the table.
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- Krazy Glue their lids on so they cannot be re-filled.
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- Plug up the holes in salt & pepper shakers with Krazy Glue.
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- Krazy Glue the waitress' tip onto the table.
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- Go into the can of a restaurant. If there is a rubber dispenser then jam it
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up good with Krazy Glue.
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- How to fry a printer motor: Krazy Glue the Print Head into any given
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position. Also fun to Krazy Glue the ribbon in place. And the paper feed.
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- Krazy Gluing cereal boxes and other supermarket items to the shelf is always
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fun, but taking an x-acto knife and cutting the bottoms out of these is even
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more so.
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- If you find a bank machine card and are too chicken to try and take money
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out of the guy's account, then at least put a drop or 2 of Krazy Glue onto
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the magnetic stripe before putting it in the bank's mail slot, so that
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(a) the machine can't read it, and
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(b) the machine's read head gets fried.
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- This brings me to another trick (non-Krazy Glue...). Remember the Sandpaper
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diskette? Attach a piece of sandpaper to a dead credit card, bank card,
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or other type of machine-read card. Then try inserting it in a bank machine.
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Naturally the machine can't read the card, and if you do this a few times,
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soon the machine won't be able to read anything!!
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- NEXT TIME YOUR DAD TRIES TO MAKE YOU MOW THE LAWN, wouldn't it be a shame
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if the lawnmower won't start? Krazy Gluing several strategic places can cause
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just such an occurrence...
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Try spark plug tips, the pull cable, the wheel axles, the blade axle, and
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many other neato spots!
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Well, I have gone over 200 (40-col) lines now, so it looks like that's another
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phile. Thanx to the Locksmith and Clone Master for being truly sick-minded
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people. PRANKS 8 is coming soon, but I got no idea what's gonna be on it.
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Probably not Krazy Glue tricks.
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