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/ / Terrorist Home Companion ][ | | Cool Boards \ \
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| | "The Day After" | | | |
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| | | | Pitstop | |
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| | By: The Dead Kennedy / aRu | | 504-774-7126 | |
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| | | | Silicon Valley | |
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| | An Anarchists-R-Us release '86 | | 504-241-3452 | |
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Intro:
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It's time for another file to be written. People tell me "From your
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files, you don't look very much like an Anarchist, I mean, you use
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fair grammar and all..". I would just like to say that I am an
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Anarchist, not an illiterate (sounds pretty fake coming from some one
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in New Orleans).. Also, as you can see, I'm running out of ideas. If
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anyone has any good ideas or even thoughts about making bombs, tell
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me. I can take a thought and turn it into a Cat Bomb for instance..
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On to the Bombs!
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Shocking Experience
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-------- ----------
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Run a wire from spark plug #1 on your car (preferably 6 or 8 cylinder
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engine) out to the bumper. Fix a rubber platform to the bumper (if you
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have a metal one) and attach a coat hanger to the wire and prop it up
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like a ram-rod. Next, pull up behind some fool outside of a shopping
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mall waiting to pick someone up. Touch the coat hanger to the car and
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rev up your engine a little. The next person to touch a metal part of
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the car will get a 12 volt current through their whole body! Not
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enough
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to kill (unless the guy has a pace maker), but enough to make them
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jump
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and scare the shit out of 'em!
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Cat Bomb
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--- ----
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Take a full can of tuna. Open it, remove all of the tuna and clean it
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out real good. Drill a small hole in the side and then nail the can
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down to a piece of plywood. Take a Champagne Party Popper and remove
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the little explosive device on the string. Run this through the hole
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(so the explosive in on the inside and the string on the outside) and
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fill the can up with about 1/8 inch of gunpowder (Heavily salt-petered
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for easy ignition). Place the lid back on and pack it down good. Use
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Clay or Silicon to seal up the cracks on the sides. Put some of the
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tuna back on top and place the bomb in the path of some soon to be
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suprised feline! Tie a string to the igniter string and hide about
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20-30 feet away. When the cat stops to have a bite, pull the string!
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And if all works well, the device should explode and scare or kill
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the little furry bastard.
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Loud Pipe Bomb
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---- ---- ----
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Mix Potassium Perchlorate with some 600 mesh Aluminum Powder in a
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2/1 ratio. Drill a small hole in a small piece of 1/4 in. copper
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tubing. Place a fuse in the hole, pack the tube with the above
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mixture, and close both ends of the tube. If you don't know what
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to do from here, you shouldn't be reading this!
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Bird Buster
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This isn't really a bomb, but it's fun anyway! Place some Alka-Seltzer
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in someones bird feeder. When the bird eats it, it starts producing
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gas. The bird can't release the gas and if he ate enough, he should
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explode!
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Tennis Ball
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Take a box of kitchen matches and saw all of the heads off (must be
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white tips! The kind you can light on the ground!). Get a tennis ball
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and pop a little hole in the top. Put the match heads in the tennis
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ball untill it is full (this takes a while). Throw it at hard as you
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can at your target. If the match heads were packed tight enough, it
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should produce a nice sized explosion.
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Time Delay
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These are the simplest forms of time delays for bombs that use fuses.
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(1) Light a cigarette and break off the filter. Place the end of the
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fuse in the end where the filter used to be. In about 10-15 minutes,
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your device should go off. (2) Set up your bomb on a wooden platform
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(Whe. planting bombs, I always do so I don't have to waste time
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setting up). Place a drop of glue on the wood and mount a party candle
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/. it. Lay the fuse of the bomb across the candle where it cannot move
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and the flame cannot miss it. These "always" work and I have never had
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any problem with dither one.
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Drink Fun
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Ie inches of the tail
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pipe by drilling a hole that the plug can screw into easily.
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Attach a wire (this is regular insulated wire) to one side of the
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switch and to the spark plug. The other side of the switch is attached
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to the positive terminal on the battery. With the car running, simply
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hit the switch and watch the flames.
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Turn Signal
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Detach the plastic running light (or turn signal) cover on someones
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car. Break the bulb. Test the bulb with a voltage meter to make sure
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it is not live. Pack the bulb with Flash Paper and replace the cover.
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When the person starts his car or goes to turn, a quick burst of flame
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will pop out of the back of his car making him think it is on fire.
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Winger
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This is the ultimate in assault devices. It is a large, three person
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sling-shot designed for hurling water baloons up to 100 yards. They
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are supposed to leave the sling-shot at 240mph but through personal
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experience, I've gotten some to go at least 150-200 yards. As for the
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speed, I don't know. These are good for launching almost anything
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that is not motion sensitive. You can get them at some boat shops
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(that's where I got mine), or you can order them from:
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Winger Sports LTD.
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2167 Buhl Avenue
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North St. Paul Minnesota 55109
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__________________________
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/ Terrorist Home Companion \__________________ | |
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| | "Where there's a will, there's a dead person" -TDK | |
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