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The Infamous Blotto Box!! by The Jolly Roger
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(I bet that NOONE has the balls to build this one!)
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Finally, it is here! What was first conceived as a joke to fool the innocent
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phreakers around America has finally been conceived!
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Well, for you people who are unenlightened about the Blotto Box,
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here is a brief summery of a legend.
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--*-=> The Blotto Box <=-*--
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For years now every pirate has dreamed of the Blotto Box. It was at first
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made as a joke to mock more ignorant people into thinking that
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the function of it actually was possible. Well, if you are The Voltage
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Master, it is possible. Originally conceived by King Blotto of much fame,
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the Blotto Box is finally available to the public.
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NOTE: Jolly Roger can not be responsible for the information disclosed
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in the file! This file is strictly for informational purposes and
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should not be actually built and used! Usage of this electronical impulse
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machine could have the severe results listed below and could result in
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high federal prosecution! Again, I TAKE NO RESPONSIBILITY!
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All right, now that that is cleared up, here is the basis of the box
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and it's function.
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The Blotto Box is every phreaks dream... you could hold AT&T down on its
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knee's with this device. Because, quite simply, it can turn off the phone
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lines everywhere. Nothing. Blotto. No calls will be allowed out of an area
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code, and no calls will be allowed in. No calls can be made inside it for
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that matter. As long as the switching system stays the same, this box will
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not stop at a mere area code. It will stop at nothing. The electrical
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impulses that emit from this box will open every line. Every line will
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ring and ring and ring... the voltage will never be cut off until the
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box/generator is stopped. This is no 200 volt job, here.
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We are talking GENERATOR. Every phone line will continue to ring, and people
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close to the box may be electricuted if they pick up the phone.
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But, the Blotto Box can be stopped by merely cutting of the line or generator.
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If they are cut off then nothing will emit any longer. It will take
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a while for the box to calm back down again, but that is merely a
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superficial aftereffect. Once again: Construction and use of this box is
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not advised! The Blotto Box will continue as long as there is
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electricity to continue with.
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OK, that is what it does, now, here are some interesting things for you
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to do with it...
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-*-=>Blotto Functions/Installin'<=-*-
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Once you have installed your Blotto, there is no turning back. The
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following are the instructions for construction and use of this box.
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Please read and heed all warnings in the above section before you attempt
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to construct this box.
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Materials:
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- A Honda portable generator or a main power outlet like in a
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stadium or some such place.
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- 400 volt rated coupler that splices a female plug into a
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phone line jack.
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- A meter of voltage to attach to the box itself.
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- A green base (i.e. one of the nice boxes about 3' by 4' that
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you see around in your neighborhood. They are the main switch
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boards and would be a more effective line to start with.
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or: A regular phone jack (not your own, and not in your area
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code!
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- A soldering iron and much solder.
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- A remote control or long wooden pole.
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Now. You must have guessed the construction from that. If not, here goes,
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I will explain in detail. Take the Honda Portable Generator and all of
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the other listed equiptment and go out and hunt for a green base. Make
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sure it is one on the ground or hanging at head level from a pole,
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not the huge ones at the top of telephone poles. Open it up with anything
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convienent, if you are two feeble that fuck don't try this.
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Take a look inside... you are hunting for color-coordinating lines of
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green and red. Now, take out your radio shack cord and rip the meter thing
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off. Replace it with the voltage meter about. A good level to set the
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voltage to is about 1000 volts. Now, attach the voltage meter to the cord
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and set the limit for one thousand. Plug the other end of the cord
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into the generator. Take the phone jack and splice the jack part off.
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Open it up and match the red and green wires with
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the other red and green wires. NOTE: If you just had the generator on
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and have done this in the correct order, you will be a crispy critter.
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Keep the generator off until you plan to start it up. Now, solder those
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lines together carefully. Wrap duck tape or insultation tape around all
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of the wires. Now, place the remote control right on to the startup
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of the generator. If you have the long pole, make sure it is very long
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and stand back as far away as you can get and reach the pole over.
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NOTICE: If you are going right along with this without reading the file
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first, you still realize now that your area code is about to become
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null! Then, getting back, twitch the pole/remote control and run for your
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damn life. Anywhere, just get away from it. It will be generating
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so much electricity that if you stand to close you will kill yourself.
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The generator will smoke, etc. but will not stop. You are now killing your
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area code, because all of that energy is spreading through all of the
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phone lines around you in every direction.
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Have a nice day!
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--*-=>The Blotto Box: Aftermath<=-*--
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Well, that is the plans for the most devastating and ultimately deadly
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box ever created. My hat goes off to: King Blotto (for the original idea).
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---------Jolly Roger
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