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Fun at K-Mart by the Jolly Roger
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Well, first off, one must realise the importance of K-Marts in
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society today. First off, K-Marts provide things cheaper to those who
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can't afford to shop at higher quality stores. Although, all I ever
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see in there is minorities and Senior Citizens, and the poor people in
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our city. Personally, I wouldn't be caught dead in there. But, once,
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I did.
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You see, once, after The Moon Roach and Havoc Chaos(Dear friends of
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mine) and I were exploring such fun things as rooftops, we came along
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a K-Mart. Amused, and cold for that matter, we wandered in. The
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Tension mounts.
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As we walked up to the entrance, we were nearly attacked by Youth
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Groups selling cheap cookies, and wheelchair sticken people selling
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American Flags. After laughing at these people, we entered. This is
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where the real fun begins...
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First, we wandered around the store, and turned on all the blue
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lights we could find. That really distracts and confuses the
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attendents...Fun to do...
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The first neat thing, is to go to the section of the store where
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they sell computers. Darkness engulf the earth the day they find Apple
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Computers being sold there. Instead, lesser computers like the
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laughable C-64 can be found there...Turn it on, and make sure
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nobody's looking...Then, once in Basic, type...
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]10 PRINT "Fuck the world! Anarchy Rules!" (or something to that
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effect.)
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]20 GOTO 10 and walk away.
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Also, set the sample radios in the store to a santanic rock station,
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and turn the radio off. Then, set the alarm for two minutes ahead of
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the time displayed there. Turn the volume up all the way, and walk
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away. After about two minutes, you will see the clerk feebly attempt
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to turn the radio down or off. It's really neat to set ten or more
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radios to different stations, and walk away.
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One of my favorite things to do, is to get onto the intercom system
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of the store. Easier typed then done. First, check out the garden
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department. You say there's no attendent there? Good. Sneak
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carefully over to the phone behind the cheap counter there, and pick
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it up. Dial the number corrisponding to the item that says 'PAGE'...
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And talk. You will note that your voice will echo all over the bowels
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of K-Mart.
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I would suggest announcing something on the lines of: "Anarchy
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rules!!"
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---------------Jolly Roger
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