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Misc.
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Written by: Jonin Meka of The Black Hand Society
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Here are other simple things you might like to do:
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1) Enter a place with people in it and sneak up them and then totally surprise
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the f--k out of them while theY're sleeping. You might do this by screaming
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and
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hollering at the foot of their bed or by setting their bedroom curtain on fire
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and then scream and holler at the foot of their bed. Scream "Get out the house
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!! There is a f--king fire !!!" Also if you're horny you might decide to
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pretend to be the husband and molest the wife while she's sleeping. Think of
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the possibilities. Pretending to be the husband is my favorite because....well
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I'm horny. I start off by gently massaging the women's breast and then taking
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my other hand and venturing into beaver land ! Another thing I find enjoyable
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is if the the women is alone in the house I do the above but when she wakes up
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I simply knock her out with the stick I used to break in with. If you plan to
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do this be sure that as soon as she opens her eyes you give her a swift blow
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to the head. Don't wait for her to scream for God's sake ! After you have done
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this it's one for all and one for one. One more thing if you're really horny I
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suggest you tie her up and then wait for her to wake. Note- Do note consider
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this rape! It is not! It is terrorist tension relief. Also it was done under
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pleasant circumstances.
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2) Letting the air out of people's car tires has always been fun but I prefer
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to blow the tires up with impact explosives better. Also I recommend blowing
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up the whole car. This is not only fun but it makes great reading light. May I
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also suggest you do the above before you read the rest of the manual. That way
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after you blow the car up you can sit next to a great reading light and read
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some more of this manual while the car burns. And finally one more thing- I
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love to watch the people scurrying trying to put the car out. I mean if they
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had any brains they would not it is impossible especially if you put a buck
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of Napalm in their front seat. Also I suggest you paint the ground surrounding
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the car with impact explosives. That way when the car blows up (or just starts
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on fire) as soon as the people run to the car and watch it burn they'll step
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on the dried explosives and blow themselves up. Note- This is really cruel but
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what the hell! You're a terrorist!
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3) Lastly, suggest you....well fuck I'll let you create your own little
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goodies for you to do. I've given you a start now go out and experiment !
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Note- I have lots more but I don't want to give away all my secrets. (maybe in
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later issues.)
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