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Article 181 of rec.humor.funny:
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>From: flong@watmath.UUCP (Fred J. E. Long)
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Subject: My Apple ][ test
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Date: 30 Nov 89 11:30:07 GMT
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Unofficial APPLE ][ Brainwash Test
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Have you been brainwashed by your past experience as an Apple ][ hacker? Here
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is a test you can take to find out.
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1. What is /r$ ?
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a) "slash r string"
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b) "slash r dollar sign"
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c) a subdirectory of the root directory
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d) Rich Salz
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2. Do people wonder why you keep using "Applesoft" as a synonym for BASIC?
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3. Do you despise assemblers, prefering instead to code your programs byte
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by byte in machine language with a debugger?
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4. Do you only use three registers when programming because "if A, X,
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and Y are good enough for the 6502, then by golly they're good enough
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for me"?
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5. Do you still have floppies that have write-protect holes on both sides,
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but are labeled "single sided"?
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6. Are you uncomfortable with the words "interrupt," "timer," or
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"multitasking"?
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7. Do you have "Beneath Apple DOS"?
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8. Do you wonder why any Gentleman would need more than 64K?
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9. Are you distrustful of lowercase?
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10. Do you have "alias CATALOG ls" in you .login?
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11. Do you despise anything that is not overtly user-hostile?
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12. Wonder why & doesn't do the same thing in UNIX?
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13. Think ^D in UNIX is a DOS command?
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