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<H1>BBS: Jerry W. Decker's Keelynet BBS: Humor</H1>
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<TD BGCOLOR=#00FF00><FONT COLOR=#000000><B>Filename</B><BR></FONT></TD>
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<TD BGCOLOR=#00AA00><FONT COLOR=#000000><B>Description of the Textfile</B><BR></TD></TR>
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/100dying.asc">100dying.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9827<BR><TD> 100 Ways to Avoid Dying, by Tim Clark (April 4, 1991)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/10com.asc">10com.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3282<BR><TD> The 10 Commandsments for Technicians
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/adam.asc">adam.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5324<BR><TD> Adam, by Nicholas Biel (October 22, 1992)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/art-erot.asc">art-erot.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 46930<BR><TD> AE: Artificial Eroticism (November 26, 1990)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/atomic1.asc">atomic1.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8284<BR><TD> Construction Project, Atom Bomb (April 24, 1990) Courtesy of the InterOcitor
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/barney_m.asc">barney_m.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11684<BR><TD> The Anti-Barney League's Barney Must Die Newsletter (Issue #1) (August 21, 1993)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/beer.asc">beer.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3120<BR><TD> Why Beer is Better Than Women (March 8th, 1992)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/best1001.asc">best1001.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 24998<BR><TD> The Best 1001 Jokes (October 29, 1990)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/best1002.asc">best1002.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 28577<BR><TD> The Other Best 1001 Jokes (November 5, 1990)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/blooprs1.asc">blooprs1.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13776<BR><TD> The World According to Student Bloopers, by Richard Lederer, St. Paul's School (August 17, 1990)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/chiklens.asc">chiklens.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4671<BR><TD> Contact Lenses for Hens? By Tony Rogers of the Dallas Morning News (December 3, 1989)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/clinton.asc">clinton.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2045<BR><TD> The Bill Clinton Statue Committee
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/condom.asc">condom.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 825<BR><TD> National Condom Week Slogans
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/condom1.asc">condom1.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1430<BR><TD> Condoms and the Law (May 4th, 1991)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/corpdef.asc">corpdef.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3420<BR><TD> Corporate Structure Definitions (October 4th, 1990)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/dark1.asc">dark1.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5838<BR><TD> The Universal Theory of Daek (August 25th, 1991)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/darkbulb.asc">darkbulb.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6185<BR><TD> The Darkbulb, by James L. DeLucas
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/disd.asc">disd.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2531<BR><TD> The Dallas Independent School District High School Math Proficiency Exam
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/freeman.asc">freeman.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11666<BR><TD> TText of a Somewhat Weird Classified Ad in The Local Paper, from Gerald O'Docharty (February 18, 1994)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/husband.asc">husband.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1109<BR><TD> The Chain Letter for Unhappy Wives
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/impure.asc">impure.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3808<BR><TD> Impure Mathematics, by Richard A. Gibbs
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/man.asc">man.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5812<BR><TD> A Chemical Analysis of a Digitated, Mammalian Biped (November 7th, 1992)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/moseshew.asc">moseshew.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5524<BR><TD> A Memor to Moses from HEW by James E. Mignard, Ph.D.
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/murfsex.asc">murfsex.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4984<BR><TD> Murphy's Laws on Sex
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/nursing.asc">nursing.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 848<BR><TD> The Top 10 Things That Will Get You Thrown Out of a Retirement Home
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/oldage.asc">oldage.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1814<BR><TD> A Poem on Old Age (March 8, 1992)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/order.asc">order.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6842<BR><TD> The Order, by Dale Lowdermilk
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/phones.asc">phones.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5568<BR><TD> Report of the Technical Committee to Determine Market Opportunities for The Telephone (November 7th, 1992)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/phyhum.asc">phyhum.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11320<BR><TD> The New Physics Cirriculum from James "Kibo" Parry (May 9th, 1995)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/redneck.asc">redneck.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3744<BR><TD> You're Most Likely a Redneck if... (December 11, 1990)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/revenge.asc">revenge.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3013<BR><TD> The Rules of Revenge, by David Grant (April 2, 1993)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/roach.asc">roach.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1006<BR><TD> Search is On for World's Biggest Roach
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/safe-fax.asc">safe-fax.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6340<BR><TD> The Important Rules for Safe Fax (March 14, 1992)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/swprayer.asc">swprayer.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2077<BR><TD> The Computer Lord's Prayer (August 24th, 1990)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/tao.asc">tao.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 30270<BR><TD> The Tao of Programming, by Geoffrey James (August 16, 1990)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/theplan.asc">theplan.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1946<BR><TD> In the Beginning There Was the Plan
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/toads1.asc">toads1.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1987<BR><TD> Toad Lickers: News You Can Do Without
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/todd.asc">todd.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4615<BR><TD> Attention, All Ye of the Faith!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/toonlaw.asc">toonlaw.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7061<BR><TD> Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette and Lt. Justin D. Baldwin (August 24, 1990)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="HUMOR/trojan.asc">trojan.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1749<BR><TD> An Unwanted Letter About your Condom Modelling Career
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</TABLE><P><TABLE WIDTH=100%><TR><TD ALIGN=RIGHT><SMALL>There are 40 files for a total of 305,850 bytes.</SMALL></TABLE></BODY>
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