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| File Name : PHYHUM.ASC | Online Date : 05/09/95 |
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The following deals with a 'New Physics Curriculum'.
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Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.sci.physics.new-theories,alt.consciousness,sci.
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skeptic,sci.cognitive,comp.ai,sci.edu,alt.relig ion.kibology
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Path: news.cc.uch.gr!news.forth.gr!ecrc!Munich.Germany.EU.net!Germany.EU.net!
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howland .reston.ans.net!gatech!bloom-beacon.mit.edu!world!kibo
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From: kibo@world.std.com (James "Kibo" Parry)
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Subject: Re: New Physics Curriculum
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Message-ID: <D50qD1.H1B@world.std.com>
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Followup-To: alt.religion.kibology,alt.usenet.kooks
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Organization: HappyNet Headquarters
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References: <3j3ck3$27r@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com>
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Date: Mon, 6 Mar 1995 12:22:13 GMT
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Xref: news.cc.uch.gr sci.physics:76136 alt.sci.physics.new-theories:3153
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alt.consciousness:3202 sci.skeptic:32642 sci.cognitive:2716 comp.ai:20270
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sci.edu:5032 alt.religion.kibology:14068
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In article <3j3ck3$27r@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com>, in lots of newsgroups,
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Jack Sarfatti <sarfatti@ix.netcom.com> wrote:
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> 1. Overview of the New Physics
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> Version 0.1
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1.a Overview Of The Nude Psychics
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> 1.1.1 Space-Time Warps
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1.1.1.a Chocolate Drops
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1.1.1.b Nero Fiddles
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1.1.1.c Rome Burns
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1.1.1.d George Burns
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> 1.1.1.1 Blackholes
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1.1.1.1.a Holes Of Color
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> 1.1.1.2 Vacuum Energy
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1.1.1.2.a Carpet Shampoo Energy
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1.1.1.2.b Energy Derived From The Fact That "Vacuum" Is The Only
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English Word To Contain The Letters "UU", So Why Isn't
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It Just Spelled "Vacwm"?
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> 1.1.1.2 Exotic Matter
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1.1.1.2.a Exotic Matter After Dark
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1.1.1.2.b Frankly Kinky Matter
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1.1.1.2.c Totally Perverted Matter
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> 1.1.1.3 Traversable Worm Hole Time Machines
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1.1.1.3.a Traversable Worm Hole Pez Dispensers
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1.1.1.3.b Disposable Pocket Time Machines
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1.1.1.3.c Baby Freddy's Patented TinketTime Machine
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> 1.1.1.4 Big Crunch?
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1.1.1.4.a Honeycomb's Big
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1.1.1.4.b Yeah Yeah Yeah
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1.1.1.4.c Big Big Crunch
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1.1.1.4.d In A Big Big Bite!
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> 1.1.1.4.1 Omega Point?
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1.1.1.4.1.a Omega Lines
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1.1.1.4.1.b Omega Polyhedra
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1.1.1.4.1.c Omega Four-Dimensional Analogues Of The Sydney Opera House
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1.1.1.4.1.d Omega Glory
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1.1.1.4.1.d.1 E Plebnista
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1.1.1.4.1.d.2 We, The People
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1.1.1.4.1.d.3 Shatner's Hair
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1.1.1.4.1.d.3.1 Is It Made Of Exotic Matter?
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> 1.1.1.4.2 Time Without End?
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1.1.1.4.2.a SeaQuest Episodes Without End
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1.1.1.4.2.b Time Without Tears
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1.1.1.4.2.c Tim Witho En
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> 1.1.2 Super-Strings
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1.1.2.a Super-Strings Meet The Harlem Globetrotters
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1.1.2.b Super-Strings On Gilligan's Island
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1.1.2.c Challenge Of The Super-Strings
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1.1.2.d Super-Strings Versus The Wonder-Women
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1.1.2.d.1 See! Anthropoidal Pogo Sticks!
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1.1.2.d.2 I'm Only Quoting Roger Ebert
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> 1.1.2.1 Quantum Fields as Low Energy Limit
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1.1.2.1.a Quantum Fields Forever
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1.1.2.1.b Nothing To Get Hung About
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1.1.2.1.c Paul Has Zero Energy
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> 1.1.3 Causality-Violation
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1.1.2 Parking-Violation
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1.1.1 BassViola-tion
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1.1.0 The Stupid Scene In "Star Crash" Where Christopher Plummer
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Says "Halt The Flow Of Time!" And It Does
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> 1.1.3.1 Closed Time-Like World Lines?
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1.1.3.1.a Time-Like Kitchens & Bathrooms
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1.1.3.1.b Time-Like Mysteries Of The Unknown
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1.1.3.1.b.1 Time-Like Mysteries Of The Completely Known
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1.1.3.1.c Pay Only For The Volumes You Keep
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1.1.3.1.d (Surface Areas You Get For Free)
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> 1.1.3.2 Chronology Protection?
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1.1.3.2.a Condoms For Clocks
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1.1.3.2.b Protection From Lame Usenet Parodies
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> 1.1.3.3 Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen -Bohm-Bell Quantum Nonlocality
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1.1.3.3.a Einstein-Podholsky-Rosen-Bohm-Bell-Babaloo-A-Womp-Womp-A-Doo-Dah-
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Tutti-Frutti-Oh-Rudi Quantum Nonlocality Bam Boom
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1.1.3.3.b Proving That All Buses With Nonlocality Have Expressality
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> 1.1.4 Quantum Measurement Problem
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1.1.4.a Homework Will Be Graded
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1.1.4.b Failure To Convert To Abians Will Count
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> 1.1.4.1 Copenhagen Idealistic Interpretation
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1.1.4.1.a Stockholm Syndrome
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1.1.4.1.b Helsinki Formula
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> 1.1.4.1.2 Heisenberg's Potentia
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1.1.4.1.2.a Nothing Funny About The Word "Potentia"
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> 1.1.4.2 Many Worlds Interpretation V
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1.1.4.2.a William Shatner's Directorial Debut
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> 1.1.4.2.1 Splitting Universes
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1.1.4.2.1.a Requires A Vote In news.groups
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> 1.1.4.2.2 Many Minds One Universe
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1.1.4.2.2.a All Hail The One Universe
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1.1.4.2.2.b People Caught Using Cheap Brand X Imitation Universes
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Will Be Forced To Watch "Sliders" Until They Cry
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> 1.1.4.2.3 Decohering Classical Histories (Gell-Mann et-al)
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1.1.4.2.3.a Decohering Outlines Of Physics CD-ROMS
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> 1.1.4.2.4 Photographs of Other Worlds (David Albert)
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1.1.4.2.4.a Sitcoms Of Other Worlds
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1.1.4.2.4.b Creatures Of Other Worlds, And Some Of Their Furniture
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1.1.4.2.4.c Jeez, I Miss "The Far Side"
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> 1.1.4.3 Bohm's Objective Nonlocal Materialist Interpretation
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1.1.4.3.a Marx's Objective Dialectical Materialist Interpretation
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> 1.1.4.4 Ballentine-Peres Ensemble Interpretation
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1.1.4.4.a Of The Cast Of "M*A*S*H"
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1.1.4.4.b Of The Cast Of "Seinfeld"
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1.1.4.4.c The Supposed Pun I'm Making On "Ensemble Interpretation" Is So
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Wimpy That I'd Better Apologize For It Here
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> 1.1.4.5 Aharonov-Vaidman Multiple Time Interpretation
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1.1.4.5 Aharonov-Vaidman Multiple Time Interpretation
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1.1.4.5 Aharonov-Vaidman Multiple Time Interpretation
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1.1.4.5 Aharonov-Vaidman Multiple Time Interpretation
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> 1.1.5 Beyond the Quantum
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1.1.5.a How Did You Find Your Steak, Sir?
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1.1.5.b I Looked Beyond The Quantum
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1.1.5.c And There It Was!
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1.1.5.d Womp Womp
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1.1.5.e Beyond The Quantum Lies The Wub
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1.1.5.e.1 The Most Obscure Pop Culture Reference In sci.physics Today
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> 1.1.5.1 Josephson's Theory
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> 1.1.5.2 Penrose's Theory
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> 1.1.5.3 Weinberg's Theory
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> 1.1.5.4 Stapp's Theory
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1.1.5.5 They Must All Be Wrong Because They're Just Theories!
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> 1.1.5 Self-Organization
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1.1.5.a He Who Controls Self-Organization Controls The World
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1.1.5.b Except Maybe The Church Of Scientology Already Does
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> 1.1.5.1 Classical Chaos and Fractal Strange Attractors
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1.1.5.1.a I Wonder Why I Felt Compelled To Read This Post
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1.1.5.1.b Known Strange Attractors Who Post To sci.physics
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> 1.1.5.2 Far From Thermodynamic Equilibrium
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1.1.5.2.a Far Beyond By Time
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1.1.5.2.b Who Am I, Where Am I,
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1.1.5.2.c Where Am I Going, What Will I See,
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1.1.5.2.d Is It Worth Explaining Those Three Lines?
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1.1.5.2.e Naah, I'll Just Hint That Gil Gerard Was Involved
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> 1.1.6. Consciousnesss and the Apparent Flow of Time
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1.1.6.a Time Is An Illusion
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1.1.6.b Lunchtime Doubly So
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1.1.6.c Bandwith Is Also An Illustion
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1.1.6.d The Apparent Flow Of Usenet
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> 1.1.6.1 Microtubules
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1.1.6.1.a Splitting A Celery Stalk And Putting One Side In Red Dye
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And One Side In Blue Dye
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> 1.1.6.2 Intention, Meaning and Free Will
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1.1.6.2.a You Left Off The Final "y"
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> 1.1.6.3 Great Chain of Being
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1.1.6.3.a Taste It And You'll Say,
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1.1.6.3.b "Wow! That's Great Chain Of Being!"
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Well, Jack, I sure learned a lot about "new physics" from reading the sentence
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fragments in your outline, which you conveniently posted to seven groups, most
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of which aren't about physics. I hope you appreciate my suggestions for
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fleshing it out. However, if you use them, you'll owe me a million billion
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zillion dollars once you invent the pocket time machine. Also, most of your
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outline has already been covered on "Star Trek", so I'd be careful, Jean
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Roddenberry might sue you, as might her late husband, Major Barrett.
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-- K.
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Path: news.cc.uch.gr!news.forth.gr!ecrc!Munich.Germany.EU.net!Germany.EU.net!
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unibwh.unibw-hamburg.de!news.rrz.uni-hamburg.de!zib-berlin.de!news.
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mathworks.com!newshost.marcam.com!uunet!news1.hh.ab.com!csslc10
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From: gxkambic@csslc10.cle.ab.com (george kambic)
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Newsgroups: sci.physics,alt.sci.physics.new-theories,alt.consciousness,sci.
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skeptic,sci.cognitive,comp.ai,sci.edu
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Subject: Re: New Physics Curriculum
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Date: 7 Mar 1995 14:38:10 GMT
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Organization: Allen-Bradley Company, Inc.
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References: <3j3ck3$27r@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com>
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Xref: news.cc.uch.gr sci.physics:76239 alt.sci.physics.new-theories:3195
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alt.consciousness:3212 sci.skeptic:32741 sci.cognitive:2721 comp.ai:20298
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sci.edu:5059
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In article <3j3ck3$27r@ixnews2.ix.netcom.com>, sarfatti@ix.netcom.com (Jack
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Sarfatti) writes:
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|> 1. Overview of the New Physics
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|> Version 0.1
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|> 1.1.1 Space-Time Warps
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Must be a newer IBM OS2.
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|> 1.1.1.1 Blackholes
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Politically incorrect - holes of color?
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|> 1.1.1.2 Vacuum Energy
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|> 1.1.1.2 Exotic Matter
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That's easy - any exotic dancer.
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|> 1.1.1.3 Traversable Worm Hole Time Machines
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|> 1.1.1.4 Big Crunch?
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New McD dry roasted hamburger?
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|> 1.1.1.4.1 Omega Point?
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|> 1.1.1.4.2 Time Without End?
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Easy - time spent on the web.
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|> 1.1.2 Super-Strings
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Beyond silly string.
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|> 1.1.2.1 Quantum Fields as Low Energy Limit
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|> 1.1.3 Causality-Violation
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Replies before I've even posted.
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|> 1.1.3.1 Closed Time-Like World Lines?
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Time Closed-like World Lines?
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World Time-Closed Like Lines?
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Like Closed-Line Time Worlds?
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|> 1.1.3.2 Chronology Protection?
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Clock insurance?
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|> 1.1.3.3 Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen -Bohm-Bell Quantum Nonlocality
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Pretty soon it'll look like a Phys. Rev A paper.
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|> 1.1.4 Quantum Measurement Problem
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Not VOlkswagen's problem.
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|> 1.1.4.1 Copenhagen Idealistic Interpretation
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The Danes have finally adopted english.
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|> 1.1.4.1.2 Heisenberg's Potentia
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Loss of inductance ("Missing L")
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George X. Kambic Allen-Bradley
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Do not keeping saying to yourself, if you can possibly avoid it, "But how can
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it be like that?" because you will get "down the drain," into a blind alley
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from which nobody has yet escaped. Nobody knows how it can be like that.
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-R.P. Feynman
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