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Newsgroups: alt.drugs
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From: gak@wrs.com (Richard Stueven)
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Subject: Dave Barry desk calendar, 3/30/93
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Message-ID: <C4tqyH.26L@wrs.com>
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Date: Thu, 1 Apr 1993 21:42:16 GMT
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Dave Barry Calendar, 3/30/93
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You know how, during the Preflight Safety Demonstration, flight attendants
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tell you that in the event of an emergency, oxygen masks will pop out of the
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ceiling? My question is: _Who_wants_oxygen_? If I'm going to be in an
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emergency seven miles up, I want _nitrous_oxide_, followed immediately by
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Emergency Intravenous Beverage Cart Service, so that I and my fellow
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passengers can be as relaxed as possible. ("Wow! Those are some beautiful
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engine flames!")
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have fun
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gak
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Richard Stueven AHA# 22584 |----------|
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Internet: gak@wrs.com |----GO----| Disclaimer: I'm not allowed to
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ATTMAIL: ...!attmail!gakhaus!gak |---SHARX--| have opinions.
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Cow Palace: 107/H/3-4 |----------|
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