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File : SPH1.TXT
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Author : Bat Bastard
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BBS : The Banana Republic BBS
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SPHEROIDS, PART 1
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Once upon a time ther were 3 little sisters, called Lacey, Tilly & Benard. One fine day when mummy was hanging out the washing (on the Siegfried line),
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Lacy said to tilly. "Lets Murder Mummy and Bernard, and have the family
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fortune all to ourselves!" (there was no Daddy for mummy was a 18 yrold
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slag-bag on the DPB). "I know, said Tilly, ","since Bernard is a mongoloid
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with more toes than IQ points, and may be the product of an unnatural coupling
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between mummy and an obscure breed of dog , we'll kill her first". Lacy
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agreed, and thereby became guilkty of complacency in a homicide. Tilly waited
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until mummy was stoned on DB ,in front of "Neighbours", and went to Bernards
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room. Bernard gurgled in imbicilic recognition. This was Tilly. Tilly was her
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friend. "hello Bernard" said Tilly. Bernard slobbered. "today we're going to
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play a new game, called, 'ORIFICE", Bernard. Do you know orifice?" . Moronic
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incomphrehension.
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"It's very simple reall, " continued tilly,"I give you this er,...implement",
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said Tilly searching for the right word, and pulling out mummies vibrator
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from behind her grimmy hindquaters,"and you stick it up as many of
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your bodily orifices as you can in a given time, say 30 seconds" said Tilly ,
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glancing at the rolex which dangled penulusly about her young wrist, the rolex
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she'd been given by that nice man in the park who sometimes gave her sweeties(
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the man was ,in fact, the head of the child abuse division of soial welfare, a
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man who believed in having things in common with his clients). Bernard
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frothed. "here you dumb fuck" cried Tilly, thrusting the vibrator into her
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sistrs grasping hands. Bernard grabbed the vibrator, sniffed it cautiously. By
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one of those strange quirks of fate by which history is strung together, Mummy
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had been indulging in a little S&M , with the man from the social welfare (
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who was believed that therapy involved the whole family), and the
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vibrator was covered in peanut butter! Yum Yum1 bernard liked peant butter!
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Tilly too saw the peanut butter " this guys spreading himself a bit thin, "
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she thought, in a flash of byronic humor that laid to rest all frueds theories
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of social evolution. Bernard sucked the vibrator. Hee Hee, giggled Tilly.
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Fizzle Pop, countered Bernard, for Tilly had removed the earth wire (you know,
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the green one) from the vibrator, and replaced it with 3-PHASE 440 V(rms)
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mains. More than usual, this toy was live........
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**** TO BE CONTINUED********
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AUTHOR : Bat Bastard
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Brought to the WORLD by The Banana Republic BBS
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