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<H1>Groups: Neon Knights / Metal Communications</H1>
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Based around New Jersey but quickly spreading nationwide, Metal Communications
was one of the odder blends of Textfile Writing Geeks and Metalheads. Heavy
Metal music comprises a major theme in the textfiles, as well as a very strong
bent of generally messing up the planet with a crowbar, one mailbox at a time.
Metal Communications lasted about three years, from 1983 to 1986.
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The influence of Metal Communications (both the strong influx of anarchy
files and a general satanic bent) is evident in a lot of freelance anarchy
files and the work of such groups as the Cult of the Dead Cow, who had members
in Metal Communications before cDc really became a strong voice of its own.
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A smaller group of members of Metal Communications started calling themselves
The Neon Knights, which included the leaders of Metal Communications and a
few chosen minions. Their files tended to be of a higher quality than the
rest, or at least longer. Generally, the Neon Knights also ran the Metal
Communications distribution BBSs and AE lines.
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/1stsermo.hum">1stsermo.hum</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 2134<BR><TD> The First Sermon, by the Macster
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/achohol.txt">achohol.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4030<BR><TD> Alcohol Manufacture by the Shadow Lord of Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/anarcman.met">anarcman.met</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11426<BR><TD> The Anarchy Manual, Volume 1, by Black Hand Society
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/asshole1.txt">asshole1.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 3633<BR><TD> What Assholes Do, by the Blade of the Neon Knights/Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/asshole2.txt">asshole2.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10086<BR><TD> What Assholes Do ][, by The Blade and the Metallian of Neon Knights/Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/asshole3.txt">asshole3.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 6562<BR><TD> What Assholes Do III: AE Assholes, by The Master of Reality and Zandar Zan of Neon Knights/Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/assholes">assholes</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 9349<BR><TD> What Assholes Do II by The Metallian of Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/autoweap">autoweap</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7963<BR><TD> Full-Auto: an Introduction by the Angel of Destiny by Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/autoweap.ana">autoweap.ana</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7543<BR><TD> Full Auto: An Introduction by the Angel of Destiny
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/barbs.fun">barbs.fun</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5058<BR><TD> Barbituates from the Book The Anarchist Cookbook, typed by Zandar Zan of Neon Knights/Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/beer.txt">beer.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4023<BR><TD> Alcohol Manufacture by The Shadow Lord of Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/belhel1.txt">belhel1.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10168<BR><TD> Bell Hell Volume #1 by the Dutchman of Neon Knights/Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/belhel2.txt">belhel2.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 13662<BR><TD> Bell Hell Volume #2, by The Dutchman of Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/carding.hum">carding.hum</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4669<BR><TD> The Basics of Carding, by The Metallian
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/carding2.txt">carding2.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 12505<BR><TD> Carding Volume II by The Metallian of Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/carding3.txt">carding3.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7818<BR><TD> Carding III, Higher Learning by The Metallian of Metal Communications Inc./ Neon Knights
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/carpare.ana">carpare.ana</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5887<BR><TD> How to Card Shit When You Still Live With Your Parents
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/chrisfun.ana">chrisfun.ana</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1982<BR><TD> Christmas Fun with The Outland
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/co2.txt">co2.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 2250<BR><TD> The CO2 Canister Bomb by The Shadow Lord of Neon Knights/Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/country.ana">country.ana</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 6534<BR><TD> This country sucks, because... by The Outland
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/deadfuck.txt">deadfuck.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 3759<BR><TD> How to Fuck the Dead, by The Necrophiliac of the Neon Knights
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/devil.txt">devil.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7400<BR><TD> The Devil Files by The Blade of Neon Knights
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/dirtfigh.ana">dirtfigh.ana</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 6412<BR><TD> Fighting Dirty, by Jolly*Roger
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/dr00gs.txt">dr00gs.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4271<BR><TD> How to Be a Real Drug User, by Jolly Roger of Neon Knights/Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/drive1.txt">drive1.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 7233<BR><TD> Driving Fun I by The Blade and the High Lord Sata of the Neon Knights/Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/driving.ana">driving.ana</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 6556<BR><TD> Driving Fun I, by The Blade and High Lord Satan
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/drugs.fun">drugs.fun</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 3982<BR><TD> How to Be a Real Drugster by Jolly Roger of Neon Knights/Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/dryice.txt">dryice.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 12682<BR><TD> A Step by Step Guide to Making a Dry Ice Gun by the Voice Over of Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/easter.txt">easter.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4459<BR><TD> How to kill the Easter Bunny Dead! By The Outland of The Neon Knights
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/fraud!!.ana">fraud!!.ana</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 18228<BR><TD> "Mail/Telephone Fraud"  Volume I by The Outland
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/fucked.txt">fucked.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1735<BR><TD> Get Fucked Up Fast, by The Blade of Neon Knights
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/fuckfast.fun">fuckfast.fun</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 1625<BR><TD> How to Get Fucked Up Fast, by the Blade (December 16, 1984)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/fuckfast.txt">fuckfast.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 2460<BR><TD> How to Get Fucked Up Fast, by the Blade
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/fullases.hum">fullases.hum</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 28172<BR><TD> The Complete Guide to Assholes, by The Blade
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/golf.txt">golf.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 3863<BR><TD> Golf Cart Fun, by The Shadow Lord and the Metallian of Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/golfcart.ana">golfcart.ana</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4000<BR><TD> Fun With Golfing Carts, by Shadow Lord
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/goterror.ana">goterror.ana</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 12023<BR><TD> The Anarchy Manual, Volume #1 (Alternate Version)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/gtemsgs.phk">gtemsgs.phk</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 6272<BR><TD> GTE Recordings by Baby Demon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/hooka.txt">hooka.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 2316<BR><TD> The Hooka, by The Blade of Neon Knights
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/hypno.txt">hypno.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 9897<BR><TD> A Guide to Hypnotism by The Jester of Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/hypnosis.txt">hypnosis.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10880<BR><TD> A Guide to Hypnotism by  The Jester of Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/icegun.ana">icegun.ana</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11253<BR><TD> A Step By Step Guide to making a Dry Ice Gun
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/idiots.hum">idiots.hum</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 9617<BR><TD> What Assholes Do II, by The Blade and The Metallian
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/idiots.txt">idiots.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4480<BR><TD> What Idiots Do, by The Blade, of the Neon Knights
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/index.txt">index.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 6636<BR><TD> The Official List of Neon Knights and Metal Communications Releases by The Metallian
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/jewfile.txt">jewfile.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 8041<BR><TD> "The Jew File", Racist Rant by Jolly Roger of Neon Knights/Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/joespc.hum">joespc.hum</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 14184<BR><TD> Joe's PC Instructions
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/killsant.hum">killsant.hum</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 3497<BR><TD> How to Kill Santa Claus Dead! by the Outland
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/lettgeek.hum">lettgeek.hum</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4845<BR><TD> A Letter from a Confirmed Geek
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/metalw4.hum">metalw4.hum</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 9349<BR><TD> The Metallian's Indepth Disscussions! #4
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/mknk.hum">mknk.hum</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5341<BR><TD> Official List of MC/NK Releases as of 1986
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/mormons.hum">mormons.hum</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 8395<BR><TD> How to Bother, Disturb, Kill, Perturb, and Upset your local Mormons, by the Prophet of Metal Communications and Neon Knights (80 Column Version)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/mormons.txt">mormons.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 8394<BR><TD> How to Bother, Disturb, Kill, Pertrub, and Upset your Local Mormons, by the Prophet of Metal Communications and Neon Knights (40 Column Version)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/neon09.txt">neon09.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 9455<BR><TD> A Guide to Hypnotism by The Jester of Metal Communications (Uppercase)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/neon10.txt">neon10.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 11032<BR><TD> The Birth of a Rodent by The Warlock Lord of Neon Knights / Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/neon13.txt">neon13.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4145<BR><TD> How to Construct a ZOOM Tube by The Metallian and Rat Salade of Metal Communications/Neon Knights
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/neon15.txt">neon15.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 6402<BR><TD> Raising Hell Volume 3: I'm Fucked Up Who Gives a Shit, by The Blade of Neon Knights
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/neon23.txt">neon23.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4714<BR><TD> Picking Combination Locks, by The Byte Byter of Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/neon51.txt">neon51.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 3357<BR><TD> Amphetamenes from The Anarchist Cookbook, typed in by Zandar Zan of Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/neon56.txt">neon56.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 3632<BR><TD> How to Kill Santa Claus Dead! By the Outland of Metal Communications/Neon Knights
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/neon_kni.rl">neon_kni.rl</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5376<BR><TD> Official Neon Knights/Metal Communications File List (March 27, 1986)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/nighfun!.ana">nighfun!.ana</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5124<BR><TD> Shit, Here Goes the Neighborhood, by The Dark Wizard
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/picking.fun">picking.fun</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5120<BR><TD> Picking Master Combination Locks, by Byte Byter
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/procond.hum">procond.hum</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10666<BR><TD> The Pros and Cons of DEATH! By the Blade
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/r0dent.hum">r0dent.hum</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10303<BR><TD> The Birth of a Rodent, by Warlock Lord
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/raishel2.txt">raishel2.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5933<BR><TD> Raising Hell Volume II: Insane as Satan on a Sunday by the Blade
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/raishell.ana">raishell.ana</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 6420<BR><TD> Raising Hell, Volume One, by The Blade
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/rodent.txt">rodent.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10994<BR><TD> The Birth of a Rodent, by The Warlock Lord of Neon Knights/Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/sabotage.txt">sabotage.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 6019<BR><TD> Sabotage on Mischeif Night, by the Neon Knights
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/sadist.ana">sadist.ana</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 6382<BR><TD> Sadistic Ideas by The Outland
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/samhain.txt">samhain.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4699<BR><TD> Samhain III: November Coming Fire Lyrics, by The Rapist of Neon Knights
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/sister.txt">sister.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4834<BR><TD> Making Your Sister's Life a Living Hell, by The Metallian of Metal Communications/Neon Knights
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/slaytnic.ana">slaytnic.ana</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5909<BR><TD> A Rogue's Gallery of Demons That Will Conquer the Earth, by Blade
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/smokepot.txt">smokepot.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 8654<BR><TD> The Art of Smoking Pot, by the Byte Byter of Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/speaker.txt">speaker.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 3504<BR><TD> How to Make Stereo Threw The Fone, by The Necrophiliac of Neon Knights (July 27, 1986)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/sterepho.hum">sterepho.hum</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 3761<BR><TD> "How to Make Stereo threw the Fone", by Necrophiliac
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/suicide.txt">suicide.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 10379<BR><TD> Getting Others to Commit Suicide by the Blade of Neon Knights
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/this.country.su">this.country.su</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5760<BR><TD> This Country Sucks, Because: By The Outland of Neon Knights
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/thiscou.txt">thiscou.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 5887<BR><TD> This Country Sucks, Because... by the Outland of Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/thrashbr.ana">thrashbr.ana</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 4304<BR><TD> How to Thrash in Your Neighbor's Bathroom, by The Blade
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/videotap.ana">videotap.ana</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 19757<BR><TD> How to Get Free Videotapes, by The Duke of Metal Communications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="METALCOMMUNICATIONS/zoomtube.txt">zoomtube.txt</A>  <tab to=T><TD> 2851<BR><TD> How to Construct a Zoom Tube by The Metallian and Rat Salade of Metal Communications / Neon Knights
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