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/_                     Getting others to Commit Suicide                    _\
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/_                               By The Blade                              _\
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Ahhh, I haven't written a file in quite a long time...  Being a Senior fuckin
cranks...  Party when ever you want, get laid by freshmen and sophomores,
its just generally fucking great...


Well, latX2^"!Jee has&9many Suicides lately. A little while ago, here in
beautiful NJ, 4 teenagers said their last rites and started the car up in the
garage. This brought a smile to my face, you see, the more people dead, the
better off you are in the game of life. When people our age die, that means the
rest of us have a better chance of getting into the college we want, cause there
is less of them to compeate with. There are more jobs to have, and maybe you
might find one you like. There is more food and other material products, and
this keeps the price of everything down. It's just better for the whole society.
Who cares about the mourning family, they'll get over it, as you know who says
"another day, another death"... Death is a fact of life for everyone, and the
more dead, the better.



HOW YOU CAN HELP:
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Find somebody that looks (as follows) like this:

-Real Ugly, someone who needs to be put out of misery, and so we don't have to
            look at them

-Real Quiet, these people usally have something wrong upstairs, they can't deal
             with other people, they are no good to you anyway.

-Real Stupid, everybody knows someone like this, like IQ of 98, someone who can
              be pursuaded easily into the act.

-Someone with parents that prod them, like high pressure parents, who tell
         their kids to do well in everything or die...

(this is the good one)

-Somebody who has tried committing suicide before, cause they are fucked up
          already and they are the easist to convince.



CONVINCING THEM:
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Ok, find one of the above and try the first tactic, total harassment. Just rag
and rag and rag and rag on them, tell them their mother sucks black cock in
hell, send letters saying that they are illegitimate, saying that they are
drafted into the Marines.. Call them up and tell her mom that she does Crack and
she's pregnant. Get a guy that looks like a total scumbag biker with chains and
shit and tell her mom that he's ready to pick her up for their orgy. Or if its a
guy tell him "yo maun, I got de stuff, where's de money??"... Just make their
total life hell.

OR

Befriend them, get real close to them, tell them you love them, you want to
be with them forever (in hell). Get close to the parents to, act real nice,
kiss some ass, be a real goody 2 shoes, feel like part of the family.
Then make up some crisis you supposedly had at home, say that your dad is
gonna kick you outa the house if (you don't cut that hair)...sorry...you don't
get a job and pay for everything you use. Say that he grounded you for 5732 days
and you can't go anywhere. Then lie to the other kid's parents and tell them
something like your (son) daughter's is hooked on drugs and get her in trouble.
Then at night tell the other party to meet you somewhere, like on a bridge,
anywhere that you can die easily. Then make her feel like shit and ask (demand)
her to go in a suicide jump together, go 1-2-3, she jumps you stay where you are
and laugh.


PACTS:
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Suicide Pacts are the best way to get rid of alot of people at once. Pacts
usually consist of 2 to 6 people, (unlike my good friend Jim Jones who wiped out
over 300 with poisoned Kool-Aid), and are usally done in a painless way.
Try to find a bunch of depressed people and tell them to join your little
group that meets twice a week to 'talk' about everyones problems. Bullshit with
them for a week or two, show a few other ways out of depression (which shouldn't
work) then tell them (strongly) about a easy way out, convince them into a
SUICIDE PACT. Probability is that if 2 or 3 agree with it, the whole group will
do it, and that's just dandy!.


PRE-ACT TACTICS:
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Now since this person is never going to be around any more, and if you say you
are going with them, tell the other party to give you all their belongings so
you can 'give it to charity, someone who really needs it'. Of course all the
goods go to bank account and some good blow.

Also, if you play your cards right, you can take out a life insurance policy on
the person and make 10g's to 1 mil, depending on the company and how stupid they
are.

Or if you forgot about the pre-act tactics just go to the parents and say 'She
would want me to have this' (a $2500 pioneer stereo rack system), a few weeks
after the death, and cry when you do it.


WAYS OF SUICIDE:
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The following is a list of many ways to get the person to commit suicide:

-Carbon Monoxide, as in automobile exhaust, a very painless way to die. You
just sit in the car, in a garage, and it feels like you are going to sleep.


-A Gun, also another painless way, point the gun at the temple (head), aim
on an angle towards the lower base of the skull, instant DEATH.


-Slitting of the Wrists, very stupid, painful at first, but eventually you go
into shock. This way of suicide has the highest failure rate due to people
chickening out, it lasts from 20 mins. to sometimes 3 hrs. not a good way.


-Jumping off a tall building, a good way, because 50% of the people that jump
DIE of fright before hitting the ground. Somewhat tramatic for the 4 seconds
you are in the air, but more or less, a good way.


-Jumping in front of a Bus, Train, or any Large vehicle, a %75 percent success
rate as long as your head hits againt the oncoming force quickly. People have
been mangled and lived through it, and you don't want that to happen, you
want to DIE REMEMBER??


-Overdose of Drugs, a somewhat lame way to go depending on the drug... also you
need to take the right amount due to if you take too much, you will just throw
it up and suffer for 24 hrs... not to much, not to little, you can determine by
the recomened doseage. Sleeping pills are probably the most painless, you just
pass out. Overdoses of drugs such as Acid, LSD, and other pshyco drug is another
stupid way to go, and if you live through it you are a vegetable for the rest of
your fucking life.


-Drowning, A bad way to go, due to suffication people who have lived through
a near drowing say "It fucking sucks" to put it in laymen's terms, not
suggested.


-Hanging, good if you do it right. In the old west they used a more or less
'painless' way of hanging. When they released the lever, your neck broke and
usually you couldn't feel anything anyway, and before you knew it, you we DEAD.
A relatively good and graphic way to go.


-Running your car off a cliff: Very stupid unless you have a high cliff or
mountain. People usally try to pull out at the last second, and end up
paralized for life. Not recommended.


-Electricution: Not bad, as long you have a good current. Go to your local
power substation and ground yourself to something, and as soon as you touch
the ends of those big semi-conductors, you're history.



-Poison: Same as drugs.


-Stabbing yourself: Usually reserved for Sickos, a very painful way to die, and
you watch yourself bleed to death.  Pretty beat way to go.


Drinking yourself to Death-Sounds fun, should try it sometime....but seriously,
probably not a bad way to go, get wasted, and die!  Get grain alcohol,
199 proof, good shit.


Well, i'm probably missing like hundreds of more ways, but this file is
just to get you started in the game of life.  Good luck, and keep track
of your results.


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Killer Kurt, Lustfer Deth, Zandar Zan, The Metallian, Tom Araya, Kerry King,
Jeff Haneman, The Necrophiliac, Kracker, Crack, Blow, The Sisters of SODOM,
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Written on April 4, 1987.  (C) 1987 by The Neon Knights   All Rights Reserved
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