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Some great pranks to pull at school!! For PHAiT
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1. "Leave your Mark": This is perhaps one of my favorite pranks in history
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What you need to do is obtain some low octane gasoline (this burns longer)
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some grass on your school property, and something to light the gas with,
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preferably a long match so that you don't scortch yourself. Now, sneak into
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the school's property at night and write a nice message on the lawn. Ours was
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"Class of '94, don't fuck with us and we won't fuck with you AS bad". That took
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up the whole front area of our school. Then, simply light the gasoline on fire.
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Dont worry, it wont be an inferno. Its called a low level blaze, it only burns
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a flame a few inches off the ground and it's a blue flame so it's hardly even notice
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The reason you use gasoline instead of something milder is because the farmers
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almanac says that gasoline on your grass will kill it for 7 years. This will ensure
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that your class is noticed for 7 years, unless they plant new sod. The almanac
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didnt site this, just stated about gas spilling out of tractors ruins lawns for
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at least 5-7 years. IMAGINE THAT!!
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2. "Mice o Roni": Another classic one for your school. Go down to where they
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keep the food for your cafeteria and place about 2 small mice in the dry food
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storage area. Mice in case you didnt know, LOVE rice. Any kind. For some reason,
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Im not sure why this is.. If there is any of these kinds of foods, the mice
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break through the bag just enough to fit inside. This isnt the real prank though
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What's funny is the shit they leave behind! The freshmen in our school had a
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nice mice shit flavored lunch that day because our cafeteria ladies were
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stupid and NEVER inspect the food they cook. As is the case Im sure at your
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school. Anyway thats enought explanation about that disgusting prank.
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3. "Teacher's Car Fuck up!": Ok this is pretty cruel but FUN!! First, pick out
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three or four teachers who you absolutely HATE. Our prefect of discipline was
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one of these people. Unscrew their liscense plat from the back of their car
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(it helps to know where they live) and hide it on the roof of your main school
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building. Even hang them off the side to rub it in their face. This is nasty
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and the beauty of it is that they NEVER found out who did it. It's a real pain
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in the ass because any time a cop sees you with no liscense plate, you get pulled
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over with no questions asked! HA HA!!
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Part 2: Put ball bearings in the air outlets in (2) two of your teacher's
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tires. I say two because 1 flat can be replaced. The tires wont go flat until
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they are driven on for at least 5 miles. This ensures that they will have to
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walk to a gas station. Its better to do this one on a snowy or HOT HUMID day
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in May. I love this one and once again, they never find you unless someone sees
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you. This prank works with anyone. Not just teachers but teachers are the best
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culprits.
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Ok thats it for now. Check the next PHAiT pack for another set of anarchist
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style pranks!!
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Meathead BGR,PHAiT
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Sysop TWS 6io.544.5057
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NUP: KILL*VASH
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