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=-=HU#??? ***--Zhit__Axis__Nation--** =-=
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=-= More "Don't you hate...." =-=
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=-= by =-=
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=-= Cockrowch and Charlatan =-=
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=-=Greets to: Tiamat, Slasher, EightBall, Erasmus, Snare, =-=
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=-= R. Bubba Magillicutty (like we know him). =-=
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Apologies to: White Lightning (It was just so good,
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we had to copy it)
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PissClaimer: This is fun. If you like some of the stuff in this
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list...Great! So what? We don't care. We hate it
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and that's the bottom line.
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Rememeber, 'We Know Where You Live!'
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=================================================================
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_- Don't you hate.... -_
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Small cuts that annoy you, but don't hurt?
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B96's NON commercial free hours?
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Getting run over by cars?
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Small dogs that bark like they just got hit by an airplane?
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Domino's Delivery people when they get to your door 29 minutes
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and 59 seconds after you ordered?
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When news print rubs off on your nose?
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Getting a hand caught in a meat grinder?
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Copyright laws?
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Laws?
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Principals that greet you with your first name?
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Janitors that treat you like their best friend?
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Janitors that treat you like shit?
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Janitors that don't do their job?
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Messy schools?
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Schools?
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The Ice-Cream truck person that doesn't see you when you want
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Ice-Cream?
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The Ice-Cream truck person that stops next to you, when you
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DON'T want Ice-Cream?
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The Ice-Cream truck MUSIC?
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Cheerleaders you can't touch?
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(for da babes: FootBall players you can't touch?)
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BBS that lock out 2400 Baud users?
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Downloading Wing Commander/King's Quest V/Space Quest IV?
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The above at 1200 baud?
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Downloading ANYTHING at 1200 baud?
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People who spill beer on you at Bulls' games?
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People who throw peanuts at you during Cubs' games?
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Not being able to fondle the bat girl?
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Finishing up with puberty? (We're getting repettive....see
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above)
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People that drive with their brake lights on?
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People that never USE their brake lights?
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The people that are talking next to you during a movie?
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People that tell you to shut up when YOU'RE talking in a
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movie?
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People that throw mannequin pieces up in the air during
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"Friday the 13th"?
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People you don't know trying to scare you?
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People you DO know trying to scare you?
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Small rabid animals that hop out of modems?
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People who write text files at two in the morning?
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Two in the morning?
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thirtysomething?
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Channel 11 for threatening to take Dr. Who off the air?
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Channel 11 for screwing up their listings during a
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fund-raiser?
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Fund-raisers?
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Big Bird's legs?
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People who take time to look at Big Bird's legs?
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People who even bother to watch Sesame Street?
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Being side-kicked by Jean Claude Van Damme?
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Being side-kicked?
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Being attacked by J.C.V.D.?
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Computers that get their Turbo buttons stuck off?
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Breakdowns of previous jokes?
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Breakdowns?
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Previous jokes?
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Bob Hope?
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The FBI?
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Jaywalking tickets?
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Tickets?
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Getting in a whole BUNCH of trouble for something petty?
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Copy protection?
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Not getting Periscope to work?
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Computers that are better than yours?
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Stupid quotes?
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The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?
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Teenage Mutant ANYTHING?
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Not getting your subscriptions on time?
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Bad sectors?
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FAT errors?
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Critical errors?
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Fatal errors?
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Error messages?
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Errors?
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People that corecct speeling? ("Shut up Cockrowch!")
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When your computer gets locked?
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Small little whirly things that make you dizzy?
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Dentists that tell you not to pick your teeth?
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Dentists who say "You'll feel a little pressure..."?
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Doctors who say "...mild discomfort..."?
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Mechanics that say "...somewhere in the neighborhood of..."?
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Mechanics?
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Lawyers?
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Suburban Police?
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Female police? (DAMN they're mean!)
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People who blow smoke in your face?
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People who smoke?
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People who smoke and chew gum at the same time?
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Prejudiced people?
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Being propositioned by Leathermen?
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SysOps who shell to DOS for what seems like years?
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Users who shell to DOS for what seems like years?
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FrontDoor?
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Batch files that have heart attacks?
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Not partitioning your Gig hard drive?
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IBM computer games that were made before 1980?
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Syntax Error?
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Non-System Disks?
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Self booting games?
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Parents who ground you for no reason?
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Parents who kick you off the computer so they can play solitare?
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When you have a girlfriend, and if her parents found out,
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you'd die?
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C range BBS's?
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LD BBS's?
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People who come over and eat all your cheese?
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Brown-Nosers?
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)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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That's it for now. See Ya. ---C0CKR0WCH & Charlatan---
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