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<H1>Holiday Textfiles</H1>
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These are textfiles that are attached to certain holidays. It's kind of
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annoying to see files about subjects that don't represent year-round
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types of subjects, so they're all lumped in here. The majority of the
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files here are currently Christmas files.
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An exception is the <A HREF="../occult.html"><B>Occult</B></A> section, which
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is loaded with Halloween stuff but it doesn't seem as clear to split the
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specific holiday stuff from and put here.
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Interestingly enough, the most popular files are parodies of the
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time-honored poem "A visit from Saint Nicholas". Something about that
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particular poem (the idea that Santa's breaking into the house, the
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glimpse you get of him before he cuts out of town) inspires generations
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of geeks and self-styled humorists to make new, alternate versions.
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<TABLE WIDTH=100%>
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<TD BGCOLOR=#000000><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Filename</B><BR></FONT></TD>
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<TD BGCOLOR=#002200><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Size</B><BR></FONT></TD>
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<TD BGCOLOR=#004400><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Description of the Textfile</B><BR></TD></TR>
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<tab indent=60 id=T><br>
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="12-Days-to-Xmas">12-Days-to-Xmas</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2593<BR><TD> The Twelve Days of UNIX
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="12-bugs">12-bugs</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3564<BR><TD> The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="12days.txt">12days.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6189<BR><TD> The Twelve Letters of Christmas
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="aletterf.txt">aletterf.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2682<BR><TD> The Day After the Twelve Days of Christmas
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="anti_val.day">anti_val.day</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2247<BR><TD> Anti-Valentine's Day Party Results
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="brownose.xms">brownose.xms</A> <tab to=T><TD> 780<BR><TD> The Story of Rudolph the Brown Nose Reindeer
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="christma.wor">christma.wor</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3544<BR><TD> The Worm Before Christmas, by Clement C. Morris (December 12, 1988)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="fday">fday</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1146<BR><TD> Happy Father's Day Graphic
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="fdc">fdc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2274<BR><TD> Art: Happy Father's Day
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="fs270.txt">fs270.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11264<BR><TD> FS270: Rutgers Cooperative Extension: Estimated Costs and Returns for Growing One Acre of Douglas Fir Christmas Trees by Mark C. Vodak
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="hanuk9.ans">hanuk9.ans</A> <tab to=T><TD> 573<BR><TD> ANSI File Wishing You Happy Hanukkah
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="hatedeer.txt">hatedeer.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2340<BR><TD> Rudolph the Red-Nosed Hatedeer (Parody)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="holiday.txt">holiday.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3441<BR><TD> The Modern American Guide to National Holidays
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="killsant.txt">killsant.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4543<BR><TD> How to Kill Santa Claus Dead! By the Outland, of Neon Knights, Metal Communications
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="mc.xmas">mc.xmas</A> <tab to=T><TD> 905<BR><TD> The MIT Night Before Christmas
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="meridian.jok">meridian.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2275<BR><TD> Santa Claus is Weilding a Gun (To the Tune of "Santa Claus is Coming to Town")
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="merry.jok">merry.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 50398<BR><TD> A Collection of Merry Christmas Programs in Many Languages
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="nicholas.txt">nicholas.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5853<BR><TD> A Visit from St. Nicolas, for Students in the 23rd Year of Schooling
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="night.hum">night.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5101<BR><TD> Twas the Nocturnal Segment of the Diurnal Period
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="nightb4.txt">nightb4.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3093<BR><TD> Twas the Night Before Installation
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="nightbef.txt">nightbef.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11648<BR><TD> Large Collection of Night Before Christmas Parodies
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="niteb4.xmas">niteb4.xmas</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2798<BR><TD> Twas the Hippies Before Christmas
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="nitexmas.txt">nitexmas.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5145<BR><TD> Jargon-Filled Night Before Christmas
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="noriega.txt">noriega.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4152<BR><TD> 'Twas the Night Before Christmas '89 in Panama
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="omnixmas.hum">omnixmas.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2475<BR><TD> Twas the Cyber Night Before Christmas
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="pagancar.sng">pagancar.sng</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2976<BR><TD> A List of Pagan Christmas Carols
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="pc-xmas.txt">pc-xmas.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2997<BR><TD> A Politicall Correct Christmas
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="pc_carol.txt">pc_carol.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1435<BR><TD> The Politically Correct "Carole"
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="pcxmas.txt">pcxmas.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2965<BR><TD> Merry P.C. Christmas!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sansanta.txt">sansanta.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6373<BR><TD> The SANctuary Night Before Christmas by Havok Halcyon
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa.ans">santa.ans</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1255<BR><TD> Merry Christmas ANSI
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa.gun">santa.gun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1053<BR><TD> Santa Claus is Wielding a Gun (Parody)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa.moves">santa.moves</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3564<BR><TD> The Imperceptibility of Santa Claus, 1984
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa1.fun">santa1.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7803<BR><TD> Ho ho ho! The Origin of Santa!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa10.fun">santa10.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3656<BR><TD> Twelve Magic / Tragic Words
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa11.fun">santa11.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3406<BR><TD> Games Elves Play
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa12.fun">santa12.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12084<BR><TD> Short Dissertation on Ice Nymphs
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa13.fun">santa13.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3105<BR><TD> Interview with Santa Claus
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa15.fun">santa15.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2647<BR><TD> Why Santa gives lumps of coal!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa2.fun">santa2.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1891<BR><TD> Santa's Best Kept Secret
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa4.fun">santa4.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2057<BR><TD> Santa's Fave Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa5.fun">santa5.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3517<BR><TD> Why Santa says HO HO HO
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa6.fun">santa6.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3913<BR><TD> Santa's Clothes?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa7.fun">santa7.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8161<BR><TD> The Magical Pomegranate
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa8.fun">santa8.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6599<BR><TD> How the Elves first met Santa
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa9.fun">santa9.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4930<BR><TD> A true story by Zeeker the elf!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa_m.ail">santa_m.ail</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1100<BR><TD> Very Unhappy Poem to Santa
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa_mail">santa_mail</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1063<BR><TD> Chipmunks Roasting on an Open Fire
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="santa_mo.ves">santa_mo.ves</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3630<BR><TD> The Imperceptibility of Santa Claus
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="st.woz">st.woz</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3406<BR><TD> A Visit from Saint Woz
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="stngxmas.txt">stngxmas.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2908<BR><TD> The Night Before Christmas (Star Trek TNG Version)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="stsxmast">stsxmast</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14492<BR><TD> A Christmas Tale, by Franchot Lewis (1993)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="the_worm.txt">the_worm.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3829<BR><TD> "The Worm Before Christmas" by Clement C. Morris
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="tree.asc">tree.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1031<BR><TD> INEZ Wishes you Happy Holidays
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="unixxmas.jok">unixxmas.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2709<BR><TD> An Electronic Chistmas/Chanukah Card to All, by Evan Leibovitch, code by Beverly Erlebacher
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xmas">xmas</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3150<BR><TD> 128 Column ASCII Art of Christmas Tree
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xmas.stu">xmas.stu</A> <tab to=T><TD> 34576<BR><TD> The Twelve Thank You Notes of Christmas (November 18, 1990)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xmas.twelve">xmas.twelve</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2511<BR><TD> The Twelve Computerized Days of Christmas
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xmas.txt">xmas.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7824<BR><TD> Shedding true light on Christmas Day, by The Cruiser.
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xmas.vt">xmas.vt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15955<BR><TD> VT100 Terminal Coded Christmas Card
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xmas.worm">xmas.worm</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2784<BR><TD> The Worm Before Christmas
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xmas1.txt">xmas1.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1896<BR><TD> Christmas Poem: I Can Help the Next Person at This Register, Please
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xmas12.jok">xmas12.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6947<BR><TD> The 12 Days After Christmas
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xmas2.txt">xmas2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2593<BR><TD> Christmas Poem: A Sacred Meditation by David Fox, 1990
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xmas_poem.txt">xmas_poem.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2866<BR><TD> The Night Before Christmas: The Liability Version
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xmas_twe.lve">xmas_twe.lve</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2616<BR><TD> The Twelve Computerized Days of Christmas
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xmascard.rvw">xmascard.rvw</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3036<BR><TD> REVIEW: XMASCARDS - Disk 1 and 2 - Send ANSI Xmas Cards
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xmasdec.txt">xmasdec.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1482<BR><TD> Tree Decoration Recommendations
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xmasfire.asc">xmasfire.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1459<BR><TD> ASCII ART: Christmas Tree and Fireplace
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xmasraid.txt">xmasraid.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8401<BR><TD> An Christmas Raid on the Slaveshop of the North Pole, by Shawn Harold and Linda Thompson (December 23, 1994)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xmastory.txt">xmastory.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11710<BR><TD> Collection of a Half-Dozen Night Before Christmas Parodies
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xmasworm.jok">xmasworm.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3200<BR><TD> The Worm Before Christmas, by Clement C. Morris
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="yupixmas.txt">yupixmas.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4449<BR><TD> The Night Before Christmas, The Yuppie Version
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</TABLE><P><TABLE WIDTH=100%><TR><TD ALIGN=RIGHT><SMALL>There are 73 files for a total of 379,033 bytes.</SMALL></TABLE></BODY>
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<P>If you wish to have the entire directory conveniently archived and compressed into one file, please download
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either <A HREF="http://archives.textfiles.com/holiday.tar.gz"><B>holiday.tar.gz</B></A> (136551 bytes) or <A HREF="http://archives.textfiles.com/holiday.zip"><B>holiday.zip</B></A> (161350 bytes) instead of all the files separately. <P>
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