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<H1>Textfiles of a Humorous or Funny Nature</H1>
<P>
This directory is filled with files that I considered funny, or trying to
be funny. In some cases, the files might better belong in other sections
because of their chosen subject matter, but usually, someone is just trying
to make others laugh. Hopefully you'll laugh too, or at least marvel
that someone actually thought the chosen subject was humorous.
<P>
The sense of humor that people show online is pretty well varied; some
people write fantastic diatribes on stupidity or weirdness they experience
in their lives, some parody other common text files, and some just transcribe
funny columns or jokes they heard. The range in this directory is, for the
moment, beyond easy categorization.
<P>
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<TD BGCOLOR=#00FF00><FONT COLOR=#000000><B>Filename</B> <BR></FONT>
<TD BGCOLOR=#00DD00><FONT COLOR=#000000><B>Size</B> <BR></FONT>
<TD BGCOLOR=#00AA00><FONT COLOR=#000000><B>Description of the Textfile</B> <BR></TR>
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD VALIGN=TOP><B><A HREF="humor/COMPUTER.html">COMPUTER</A></B><TAB TO=T><TD WIDTH=20></TD><TD><B>Computer-Related Humor</B></TD></TR>
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD VALIGN=TOP><B><A HREF="humor/JOKES.html">JOKES</A></B><TAB TO=T><TD WIDTH=20></TD><TD><B>Standard Jokes</B></TD></TR>
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD VALIGN=TOP><B><A HREF="humor/MLVERB.html">MLVERB</A></B><TAB TO=T><TD WIDTH=20></TD><TD><B>The Humor of M.L. Verb (From Compuserve)</B></TD></TR>
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD VALIGN=TOP><B><A HREF="humor/REAL.html">REAL</A></B><TAB TO=T><TD WIDTH=20></TD><TD><B>The "Real" Guides</B></TD></TR>
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD VALIGN=TOP><B><A HREF="humor/TAGLINES.html">TAGLINES</A></B><TAB TO=T><TD WIDTH=20></TD><TD><B>Collections of One-Liners</B></TD></TR>
<TR><TD>&nbsp;</TD></TR>
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/101nos.txt">101nos.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5101<BR><TD> 101 Easy Ways to Say No
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/1988.hilite">1988.hilite</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12221<BR><TD> The Most Important Events of 1988, from the San Francisco Sunday Examiner and Chronicle (1989)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/20types">20types</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1557<BR><TD> The 20 Types of People You Might Meet in the Men's Room
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/21types.txt">21types.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1531<BR><TD> 21 Types of People You Might Meet in the Men's Room!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/59insn.txt">59insn.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5456<BR><TD> The Warning Signs of Insanity
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/a-zfuck.txt">a-zfuck.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2572<BR><TD> The A-Z of Foul Language, by Deadbeat/Independent
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/aa.jok">aa.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1613<BR><TD> The Alcoholics' Anthem (To the Tune of Men of Harlech)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/abbott.txt">abbott.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8192<BR><TD> The Famous Abbott and Costello "Who's on First?" Routine
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/aclamt.txt">aclamt.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3237<BR><TD> Supposed Medical Terms for Unpleasant, but Funny, Situations, from the National Lampoon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/acronym.lis">acronym.lis</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8382<BR><TD> All Over List of Acronyms, 1990
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/acronym.txt">acronym.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1214<BR><TD> Acronyms for the 1990's
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/acronyms.txt">acronyms.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 88234<BR><TD> A Public-Domain Acronym/Abbreviation List
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/adcopy.hum">adcopy.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2444<BR><TD> Jason writes a bizzare Satanic Ad
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/addrmeri.txt">addrmeri.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1950<BR><TD> Merit Badges for Man Scouts
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/admin.txt">admin.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2433<BR><TD> The Discovery of Administratium, the Heaviest Element
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/advrtize.txt">advrtize.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6962<BR><TD> It's an Ad Ad Ad Ad World
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/age.txt">age.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2381<BR><TD> Were You Born Before 1945? You're a Survivor!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/aggie.txt">aggie.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1616<BR><TD> Letter from Aggie Mother to Her Son
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/aids.txt">aids.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 27477<BR><TD> AIDS: Fact or Fiction? by Mr. Yuk, Mr. Telephone, and Mr. Weather (January 11, 1986)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/airlines">airlines</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3109<BR><TD> The Things I Hate and Love about Airlines, by Michael Rosen
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/alabama.txt">alabama.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1865<BR><TD> Alabama Mom to Alabama Son (A Letter)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/alcatax.txt">alcatax.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3328<BR><TD> The Alcoholics' Tax Return
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/alflog.txt">alflog.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4893<BR><TD> My Life on Planet Earth: ALF's Secret Diary
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/ambrose.bie">ambrose.bie</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5752<BR><TD> The Devil's Dictionary: Assulting Society
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/amchap2.txt">amchap2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1468<BR><TD> How to Do a Kung-Fu Coin Grab
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/anim_lif.txt">anim_lif.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22602<BR><TD> Life Imitating Art (About Growing Up in a Anime High School) by Curtis H. Hoffmann (November 28, 1992)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/annoy.fascist">annoy.fascist</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8367<BR><TD> 101 Ways to Annoy a Facist by The Deth Vegetable and Lyndon LaRouche
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/answers">answers</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1631<BR><TD> Quick Answers to General Subjects. Well, Sort of.
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/anthropo.stu">anthropo.stu</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5698<BR><TD> The Pedagological Tribal System of Primitive Cultures of the Scientific Research Community by Sara Duncan
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/arab.dic">arab.dic</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2352<BR><TD> Useful Phrases to Know When Traveling in Muslim Areas
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/argotdic.txt">argotdic.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15172<BR><TD> Junk Culture Dictionary of Argot
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/art-fart.hum">art-fart.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8192<BR><TD> The Art of the Fart by the Guild Thieves
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/atombomb.hum">atombomb.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5997<BR><TD> How to Make an Atomic Bomb in 10 Easy Steps
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/att.txt">att.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4633<BR><TD> Dealing with an AT&T Telemarketer
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/aussie.lng">aussie.lng</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9014<BR><TD> Dictionary of Australian Speak
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/b-2.jok">b-2.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1932<BR><TD> Statement by Rep. Edward J. Markey against the B-2 stealth bomber, July 26
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bad">bad</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22169<BR><TD> Things Might Seem Really Bad
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bad-d">bad-d</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7168<BR><TD> You Know it's a Bad Day When.... by the Red Phantom
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bad.jok">bad.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1312<BR><TD> You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when.....
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/badday.hum">badday.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4491<BR><TD> A Basically Bad Day
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bagelope.txt">bagelope.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1971<BR><TD> The Ecology of the Bagelope, by Kel'anth (Bagels to You and Me)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bank.rob">bank.rob</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4359<BR><TD> Rules for Bank Robbers
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/barney.cn1">barney.cn1</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4817<BR><TD> The Barney Chronicles, Volume 1, Issue 1, by Chameleon Prime
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/barney.txt">barney.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 68697<BR><TD> The Day of the Barney
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bb">bb</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4131<BR><TD> Role Playing Beavis and Butthead
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bbq.txt">bbq.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3456<BR><TD> Legal Agreement to Host a Barbeque
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/beapimp.hum">beapimp.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3395<BR><TD> How to Be a Pimp, guaranteed to... well, maybe not.
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/beave.hum">beave.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3856<BR><TD> Beaver Gone Bad! Fiction by Pete Stocton and Baron Von Crash
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/beer.hum">beer.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2672<BR><TD> 52 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/beerdiag.txt">beerdiag.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3095<BR><TD> Beer Diagnostics List
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/beerjesus.hum">beerjesus.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 689<BR><TD> Why Beer is Better than Jesus
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bible.txt">bible.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 598<BR><TD> Bible Misinterpretations
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bigpic1.hum">bigpic1.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2766<BR><TD> The Big Picture (Iceland Summit) by A. Whitney Brown
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/billcat.hum">billcat.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4770<BR><TD> Exploring Bill the Cat's Brain, by Motorhead
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bimg.prn">bimg.prn</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15758<BR><TD> The Bimbo Glossary
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bitchcar.hum">bitchcar.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4337<BR><TD> How to make The Most Bitchenest Car, by The Dead Kennedy
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bitnet.txt">bitnet.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 29450<BR><TD> Nutworks, the Electronic Humor Magazine Issue #21 (January, 1988)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/blackapp.hum">blackapp.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2390<BR><TD> Rabidly offensive racist employment form
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/blackhol.hum">blackhol.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5203<BR><TD> New Information on Black Holes
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/blaster.hum">blaster.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1253<BR><TD> How to make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bless.bc">bless.bc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1594<BR><TD> Bless B.C. I Stay
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/blooprs1.asc">blooprs1.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13776<BR><TD> The World According to Student Bloopers by Richard Lederer of St. Paul's School
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bmdn01.txt">bmdn01.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13824<BR><TD> ABL's Barney Must Die Newsletter Issue #1 (May 1993)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/boatmemo.jok">boatmemo.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5117<BR><TD> The Summer Boat Ride Memos
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/boe.hum">boe.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10598<BR><TD> Tales from the Bureau of Explosives
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/boneles2.txt">boneles2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15330<BR><TD> Manifesto of the Church of Holly Farms by Clorox Albatross
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bored.txt">bored.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16723<BR><TD> Things to Do When Bored
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/boston.geog">boston.geog</A> <tab to=T><TD> 274<BR><TD> Boston Geography in One Paragraph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/browneco.hum">browneco.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7420<BR><TD> Conference with Christopher Browne of Hagar
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/btcisfre.hum">btcisfre.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2518<BR><TD> Bill the Cat is MY Friend! By the Motorhead
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bugbreak.hum">bugbreak.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3729<BR><TD> How to Make Bugs Breakdance, by The Daredevil
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bugs.txt">bugs.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5094<BR><TD> How to Make Bugs Breakdance by The Daredevil (Includes Menu of Textfiles)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/butwrong.hum">butwrong.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9106<BR><TD> But it Would Be Wrong, by Bill Safire
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/buzzword.hum">buzzword.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1185<BR><TD> How to whip out some corporate buzzwords
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bw-phwan.hat">bw-phwan.hat</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3325<BR><TD> Philosophical Ramblings by Buckwheat
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/bw-summe.hat">bw-summe.hat</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1674<BR><TD> Just what the hell IS Summer?
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cabbage.txt">cabbage.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5686<BR><TD> The Night of the Cabbage Patch Kids, by Thomas Covenant of the Phido Phreaks
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/calculus.txt">calculus.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2748<BR><TD> The Event of the Calculus Exam
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/calif.hum">calif.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 731<BR><TD> Why I Hate California
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/calvin.txt">calvin.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7280<BR><TD> Interview with Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes) running for President
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cancer.rat">cancer.rat</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4030<BR><TD> Living in Cages Linked to Cancer in Lab Rats!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/carowner.txt">carowner.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1717<BR><TD> The 6 Major Personality Traits of Car Owners, from Weld Pond
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cars.txt">cars.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3302<BR><TD> Large List of "Alternate" Acronyms for Lots of Car Makes
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cartoon.law">cartoon.law</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3992<BR><TD> The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette and Lt. Justin D. Baldwin
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cartoon.laws">cartoon.laws</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4601<BR><TD> The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette & Lt. Justin D. Baldwin
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cartoon_.txt">cartoon_.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3865<BR><TD> O'Donnell's Laws of Cartoon Motion, from the June 1980 Esquire
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cartoon_laws.txt">cartoon_laws.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4523<BR><TD> The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette & Lt. Justin D. Baldwin
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cartwb.son">cartwb.son</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4087<BR><TD> Alternate Explanation for the Lyrics in a Bugs Bunny Song
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/catballs.hum">catballs.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2058<BR><TD> Looking at the Cat's Balls, by Charles Bulkowski
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/catin.hat">catin.hat</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4412<BR><TD> Sigmund Freud on Seuss, by Josh LeBeau
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/catranch.hum">catranch.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2685<BR><TD> Dewey, Cheatham, and Screw Internal Memorandum
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/catstory.txt">catstory.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2137<BR><TD> A Cat, a Tree, and a New Word
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cbmatic.hum">cbmatic.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5517<BR><TD> The New Ronco CB-Matic
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cform2.txt">cform2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5743<BR><TD> Standardized Bonehead Reply Form
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/chainltr.txt">chainltr.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1744<BR><TD> The Toilet Chain letter
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/change.hum">change.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2290<BR><TD> A Comedy of Errors around Cable Cars
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cheapin.la">cheapin.la</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4223<BR><TD> Supposedly True Funny Interoffice Memo from the LA Times
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/chickens.jok">chickens.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3892<BR><TD> How Many Chickens Can You Fit Into a Generic Pontiac?
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/childhoo.jok">childhoo.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17034<BR><TD> The Etiology & Treatment of Childhood
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/childrenbooks.txt">childrenbooks.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1507<BR><TD> Children's Books You'll Never See
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/chinesec.hum">chinesec.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2465<BR><TD> Chinese Profanity Translations
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/chunnel.txt">chunnel.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3023<BR><TD> Ode to the Chunnel, or Why the English do Not Want a Channel Tunnel
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/church.sto">church.sto</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4424<BR><TD> Funny (Supposedly True) Church Stories
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/climbing.let">climbing.let</A> <tab to=T><TD> 27721<BR><TD> Climbing Letters to the Editor Part II
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/co-car.jok">co-car.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1876<BR><TD> How to Recognize a Company Car
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cockney.alp">cockney.alp</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1498<BR><TD> The Cockney Alphabet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/coffee.txt">coffee.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9763<BR><TD> Smurf Liberation Front presents the S.L.F. Coffee File by Lithium Clown
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/coffeebeerwomen.txt">coffeebeerwomen.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3547<BR><TD> Coffee and Beer: Better Then Women
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cogdis.txt">cogdis.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9667<BR><TD> Short Paper about Cognitive Dissondance
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cold.fus">cold.fus</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5812<BR><TD> I'm Going to Assume This is Some Sort of HillBilly joke.
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/coldfake.hum">coldfake.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4006<BR><TD> How To Fake Cold Symptoms by The Daredevil
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/collected_quotes.txt">collected_quotes.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 50622<BR><TD> Aaron Fuegi's Collected Quotations
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/college.hum">college.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3682<BR><TD> The Top Ten Lists Go to College, by The Deth Vegetable
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/college.sla">college.sla</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19350<BR><TD> The Complete College Slang Dictionary
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/college.txt">college.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6483<BR><TD> How to Get into College by Ian Osmond (Xiphias Gladius)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/commutin.jok">commutin.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12782<BR><TD> Commuting for the Beginner
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/computer.txt">computer.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7195<BR><TD> Things to Do in a Computer Lab
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/comrevi1.hum">comrevi1.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 20963<BR><TD> Don Tylers Splash Page: Comic Reviews, Setember 1985
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/conan.txt">conan.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13915<BR><TD> The Adventures of Conan the Librarian, by Alan Arnold
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/confucius_say.txt">confucius_say.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2886<BR><TD> Confucius Say.....
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/consp.txt">consp.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 49422<BR><TD> A Complete List of All The Stuff That's Probably in the Big Government Warehouse of All The Stuff You're Not Supposed to Know About
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/contract.moo">contract.moo</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11908<BR><TD> Some Completely Over the Top Contract
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cookie.html">cookie.html</A> <tab to=T><TD> 33745<BR><TD> The Fortune Cookie File from Karl Lehenbauer (January 14, 1989)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cooking.jok">cooking.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1980<BR><TD> A Definition of Cooking Terms
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/coollngo2.txt">coollngo2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3502<BR><TD> Cyberpunk Street Slang: The Cool Lingo of 2020
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cooplaws">cooplaws</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2647<BR><TD> Cooper's Laws of Life
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cops.txt">cops.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 971<BR><TD> Top Twelve Things NOT to Say to a Cop
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/corporat.txt">corporat.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1440<BR><TD> The Creation of Corporate Policy
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/court.quips">court.quips</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2035<BR><TD> Disorder in the Court: a Collection of 'Transquips' by Richard Lederer
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cowexplo.hum">cowexplo.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7613<BR><TD> The Legend of the Cow Exploder!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/coyote.txt">coyote.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11939<BR><TD> COYOTE v. ACME (Wiley E. Coyote, Plaintifff v. Acme Company, Defendant)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cuchy.hum">cuchy.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8524<BR><TD> La Cucaracha, by Mr. Sandman
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cucumber.jok">cucumber.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5739<BR><TD> The "why cu_CUM_bers are better than men" list
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/cucumber.txt">cucumber.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2177<BR><TD> Why Cucumbers are Better Than Men
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/curiousgeorgie.txt">curiousgeorgie.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4081<BR><TD> Curious Georgie by The Penguin
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/curse.txt">curse.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4294<BR><TD> Spanish Obscenities and Insults Dictionary by Midnight Sorrow
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/d-ned.hum">d-ned.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3525<BR><TD> The Saga of D-Ned.
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/dark.suc">dark.suc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6521<BR><TD> The Theory of Dark Suckers by Paul Holmgren
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/dead-r">dead-r</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3079<BR><TD> 50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber, by The Banana Peel and the Garbage Can
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/dead1.txt">dead1.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15405<BR><TD> The Dead Docs: Part 1, by Bryan E. Slatner (Dedaparamaxx) (1992)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/dead2.txt">dead2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 32397<BR><TD> DEAD2.DOC: A Musical Drama in -V- Parts from the Dedaparamaxx Productions
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/dead3.txt">dead3.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 59417<BR><TD> DEAD3.DOC: Our Heroes Enter Cyberspace by Dedaparamaxxaginos Productions
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/dead4.txt">dead4.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 68489<BR><TD> DEAD IV: Revenge of the Siberian Dwarf Teenage Mutant Ninja Samurai BBS Girls from Hell with Hormones That Go Bump In the Night: A Romance
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/dead5.txt">dead5.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 78620<BR><TD> DEAD V: Raiders of the Lost Byte by Dedaparamaxxaginos
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/deathhem.txt">deathhem.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2771<BR><TD> Standard Procedure on Death of Employee (A Memo, April 1, 1985)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/dedpussy.txt">dedpussy.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7734<BR><TD> 50 Uses for the Household Pussy, by Gross Genitalia, December 04, 1989
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/deep.txt">deep.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8419<BR><TD> Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/defectiv.hum">defectiv.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3363<BR><TD> Devective Defectors
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/desk.txt">desk.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 641<BR><TD> Top Things that Suck at Emerson College's Library
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/deterior.hum">deterior.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1787<BR><TD> DETERIORATA
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/devils.jok">devils.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13529<BR><TD> Excerpts from "The Devil's Dictionary", by Ambrose Pierce, 1911
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/diesmurf.txt">diesmurf.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2805<BR><TD> A Collection of Anti-Smurf Poetry, by The Smuggler and the Highwayman of Underground Communications (1985)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/dieter.txt">dieter.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2933<BR><TD> Transcription of a Mike Myers "Sprockets" Skit from Saturday Night Live
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/dingding.hum">dingding.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3543<BR><TD> A Little Ding In the Door
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/dirtword.txt">dirtword.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4832<BR><TD> Words that are Not Heard on Public TV, by George Carlin
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/disaster.hum">disaster.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2327<BR><TD> Reflections on Disaster
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/disclmr.txt">disclmr.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3312<BR><TD> A General Disclaimer
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/disclym.txt">disclym.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3312<BR><TD> The Supreme Disclaimer
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/doc-says.txt">doc-says.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3072<BR><TD> What the Doctor Says and What the Doctor Means
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/docdict.txt">docdict.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8064<BR><TD> A Little Editing Needed Here (The Doctor as Humorist)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/docspeak.txt">docspeak.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3055<BR><TD> What the Doctor Says and What He Really Means
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/doggun.sto">doggun.sto</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7273<BR><TD> Freeze! I'm Armed with a Dog!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/donut.txt">donut.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8939<BR><TD> How Different Philosophies Handle The Donut
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/dover.poem">dover.poem</A> <tab to=T><TD> 881<BR><TD> The Dover Poem, by KWH 1981
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/drinker.txt">drinker.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2657<BR><TD> The Drinkers' Fault-Finding Guide
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/drinking.tro">drinking.tro</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2435<BR><TD> The Drinkers' Fault-Finding Guide
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/drinkrul.jok">drinkrul.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3144<BR><TD> Philosophies of Life
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/drive.txt">drive.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6322<BR><TD> Macho Driving in Massachusetts
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/dromes.txt">dromes.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8281<BR><TD> Here's a Bunch of Palindromes
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/druggame.hum">druggame.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1990<BR><TD> Take Me Out to the Drug Game
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/drunk.txt">drunk.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7064<BR><TD> You know it's time to go on the wagon when...
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/dthought.txt">dthought.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8507<BR><TD> Collection of Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/dubltalk.jok">dubltalk.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3771<BR><TD> The Quarterly Review of Doublespeak, 1988
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/dym">dym</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18265<BR><TD> Speaking in Texican: A Primer
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/eandb.drx">eandb.drx</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3224<BR><TD> How Ernie and Bert Came to Be, by The Durex Blender Corporation
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/eatme.txt">eatme.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2059<BR><TD> Eat Mee Kitchen, Chinese Food to Eat Out
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/econridl.fun">econridl.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7831<BR><TD> Who paid for the Englishman? A Riddle
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/electric.txt">electric.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2195<BR><TD> Primer for Homeowners: The Electrical System
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/element.jok">element.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1976<BR><TD> Scientists Discover Administratium, the Heaviest Element
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/elephant.fun">elephant.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5771<BR><TD> Determining Your Job By How You Hunt Elephants
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/elevator.fun">elevator.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3456<BR><TD> 50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator by Toni Ralston
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/empeval.txt">empeval.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2944<BR><TD> Profanity-Laden New Employee Evaluation Form
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/engineer.hum">engineer.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2097<BR><TD> The Condemned: A poem
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/english">english</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9962<BR><TD> Some examples of weird things that came in the English Language
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/english.txt">english.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12026<BR><TD> A Collection of Language Questions with Answers
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/engrhyme.txt">engrhyme.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1889<BR><TD> Poem about the foolishness of English
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/enlightenment.txt">enlightenment.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2471<BR><TD> Drime Your Karma, Curb Your Dogma: Swami Beyondananda's Guidelines for Enlightenment
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/enquire.hum">enquire.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7029<BR><TD> The New, Improved National Enquirer, 1985
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/epitaph">epitaph</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6822<BR><TD> Epitaths, Famous Last Words
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/eskimo.nel">eskimo.nel</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8728<BR><TD> The Ballad of Eskimo Nell
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/exam.50">exam.50</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7620<BR><TD> 50 Fun Things To Do During a Final You Were Going To Fail Already
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/excuse.txt">excuse.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5120<BR><TD> Excuses for Turning Down a Date
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/excuse30.txt">excuse30.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7424<BR><TD> Top Excuses for Arriving Late to French Class, including French Translations!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/excuses.txt">excuses.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3200<BR><TD> A Collection of Typical School Excuses
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/f_tang.txt">f_tang.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5654<BR><TD> Frank Tang Sell Best Good Mushroom! (From National Lampoon)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/failure.txt">failure.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1844<BR><TD> A Collection of Complete and Utter Failures
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/farsi.phrase">farsi.phrase</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1725<BR><TD> Useful Farsi Phrases for American Officers Traveling to Iran
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/farsi.txt">farsi.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1657<BR><TD> Useful Farsi Phrases for Americans Travelling to the Middle East
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/fartinfo.txt">fartinfo.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8673<BR><TD> The Facts about Flatulence, by Margaret C. McDonald
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/fartting.txt">fartting.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3621<BR><TD> ...on Farting, by Bosk
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/fascist.txt">fascist.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8521<BR><TD> 101 Ways to Annoy a Fascist, by The Deth Vegetable
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/fbipizza.txt">fbipizza.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2673<BR><TD> JOKE: The FBI Orders Pizza (1996)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/fed.txt">fed.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3256<BR><TD> AOL Feds, by Shot
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/fegg!int.txt">fegg!int.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2604<BR><TD> Dr. Fegg's Encyclopaedia of *All* World Knowledge (Formerly the NASTY BOOK) (April 9, 1994)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/feggaqui.txt">feggaqui.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2943<BR><TD> Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of *All* World Knowledge (Apil 11, 1994)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/feggmagi.txt">feggmagi.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3776<BR><TD> Dr. Fegg's Encyclopedia of *All* World Knowledge (Magic) (April 10, 1994)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/female.jok">female.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2556<BR><TD> Chemical Analysis on the "Woman" Element
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/figure_1.txt">figure_1.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5400<BR><TD> AT&T Customer Service Memorandum (See Figure 1)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/final-ex.txt">final-ex.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3915<BR><TD> The Ultimate Final Examination
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/finalexm.hum">finalexm.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3929<BR><TD> Final Examination from Hell
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/fireplacein.txt">fireplacein.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6737<BR><TD> He Swears This is a True Story about the Fireplace
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/firstaid.inf">firstaid.inf</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4633<BR><TD> Quick First Aid Card
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/firstaid.txt">firstaid.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3589<BR><TD> First Aid for Non-Medically Minded Persons
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/flattax.hum">flattax.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2940<BR><TD> The Flat-Out Tax Revisited
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/flowchrt">flowchrt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1611<BR><TD> FlowChart for Problem-Solving
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/flowchrt.txt">flowchrt.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1421<BR><TD> Problem Solving Flowchart
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/flux_fix.txt">flux_fix.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 23989<BR><TD> A Very Large Amount of Random Thinking
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/footfun.hum">footfun.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 873<BR><TD> Cops Recover Human Foot in Sewer
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/forsooth.hum">forsooth.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1064<BR><TD> Mother Spanks Son and Blows Up
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/free-cof.fee">free-cof.fee</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4522<BR><TD> The Coffee Manifesto by Steve Guccione (June 11, 1990)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/freshman.hum">freshman.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4019<BR><TD> A Quick note to the Freshman of Horace Greeley
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/freudonseuss.txt">freudonseuss.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3640<BR><TD> Freud on Seuss by Josh LeBeau: A Review (From the UCSD Humor Magazine)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/from.hum">from.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2461<BR><TD> From the 60's to the 80's
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/fuck!.txt">fuck!.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2944<BR><TD> The Greatness of the word "Fuck"
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/fuckyou2.txt">fuckyou2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11662<BR><TD> Toxic Shock Presents: Fuck You Too, I I Hate Your Guts (Toxic File #49)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/fusion.gal">fusion.gal</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2853<BR><TD> Fusion Girl (Scientific Song Parody) by Bill Higgins (1989)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/fusion.sup">fusion.sup</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6545<BR><TD> Observation of Warm Nuclear Fusion in Condensed Soup
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/fwksfun.hum">fwksfun.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6335<BR><TD> Fireworks Foibles and Follies
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/gaiahuma">gaiahuma</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1759<BR><TD> The Rules for Being a Human
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/ganamembers.txt">ganamembers.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1369<BR><TD> How to Identify Gang Members
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/gas.txt">gas.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12567<BR><TD> The Fart Classification Chart (Fart Chart)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/gd_guide.txt">gd_guide.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9508<BR><TD> Game Developer Magazine Writer Guidelines
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/german.aut">german.aut</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3154<BR><TD> English and German Driving Terms
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/girlspeak.txt">girlspeak.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4643<BR><TD> Girlspeak to English Dictionary
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/godmonth.txt">godmonth.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3144<BR><TD> The God of the Month Club
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/goforth.hum">goforth.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5681<BR><TD> o Forth and Wait, a Play in One Act
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/gohome.hum">gohome.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4456<BR><TD> Group Opposed to Harboring Movers from the East (G.O. H.O.M.E.)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/good.txt">good.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1436<BR><TD> How to Write Good, by Frank L. Visco
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/gown.txt">gown.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8291<BR><TD> A Stress Analysis of a Strapless Evening Gown, by Charles E. Siem
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/grail.txt">grail.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 59904<BR><TD> The Strictly Unofficial Script of Monty Python and the Holy Grail (January 25, 1989)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/grammar.jok">grammar.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3493<BR><TD> The Future of the English Language, Demonstrated
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/grommet.hum">grommet.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3128<BR><TD> Help! The Grommet's Missing!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/grospoem.txt">grospoem.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12333<BR><TD> Redone Nursery Rhymes, with WAY too many disclaimers at the top
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/growth.txt">growth.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2304<BR><TD> Personal Growth Courses from hell
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/hack">hack</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3226<BR><TD> Memo To Employees: You Can Never Leave
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/hacktest.txt">hacktest.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 20467<BR><TD> The Hacker Test (Version 1.0) by Felix Lee, John Hayes and Angela Thomas (June 16, 1989)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/harmful.hum">harmful.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3642<BR><TD> Dirty Air
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/hate.hum">hate.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3741<BR><TD> I HATE EVERYTHING
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/headlnrs">headlnrs</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4361<BR><TD> A Collection of True Newspaper Headlines that Merit a Second Glance
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/hecomes.jok">hecomes.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3213<BR><TD> The Legend of Mad Martin
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/height.txt">height.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 925<BR><TD> The Height of ________ is..
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/hell.jok">hell.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3862<BR><TD> Welcome to Hell!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/hell.txt">hell.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1307<BR><TD> A List of Things in Hell
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/herb!.hum">herb!.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6784<BR><TD> Herb? Who's Herb? Where's He From!?!?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/justify">justify</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1502<BR><TD> Strange Text Justification Experiment
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/lazarus.txt">lazarus.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3656<BR><TD> From the Notebooks of Lazarus LONGINT (Parody of Lazarus Long)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/lbinter.hum">lbinter.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 31676<BR><TD> The Lord British Online Conference
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/leech.txt">leech.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4573<BR><TD> The Leech at Work by The Rocker
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/legal.hum">legal.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7069<BR><TD> The Law Enforcement Translator
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/liceprof.sty">liceprof.sty</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1852<BR><TD> Funny Passage from Gordon Ostlere, "Doctor in the House," 1952
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/lions.cat">lions.cat</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12382<BR><TD> A Contribution to the Mathematical Theory of Big Game Hunting (Hunting Using Math Theories)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/livnware.hum">livnware.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2911<BR><TD> The Song 'Livin on a Ware' by Eddie and the Lusers
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/llamas.txt">llamas.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6253<BR><TD> The Mettle Of Our Llamas
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/looser.hum">looser.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17660<BR><TD> How to Spot a Loset, by The Incognito of 202 Alliance
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/lp-assoc.txt">lp-assoc.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6452<BR><TD> Life Placement Associates, by Daniel P Dern
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/macsfarm.old">macsfarm.old</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13137<BR><TD> The Tragic Tale of Old MacDonald's Farm, a Personnel Saga by A. Mouse
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/maecenas.hum">maecenas.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10905<BR><TD> Marcenas, by Chuck Capaldi
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/manspace.hum">manspace.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 47669<BR><TD> A timeline of Men in Space, 1962-1984
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/marines.hum">marines.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1473<BR><TD> The Outer Space Marines
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/marriage.hum">marriage.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3280<BR><TD> Collection of Marriage Witticisms
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/mash.hum">mash.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 49974<BR><TD> Script from M*A*S*H
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/math.html">math.html</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11042<BR><TD> Quotes from lecturers at Cambridge University, England
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/math.2">math.2</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12346<BR><TD> Quotes from lecturers at Cambridge University, England
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/math.far">math.far</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3177<BR><TD> How Math Has Been Taught in the Last Few Decades
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/mcd.txt">mcd.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5111<BR><TD> Customer Service Card for McDonnell Douglas Products
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/meinkamp.hum">meinkamp.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10430<BR><TD> Well, it's more about Unicorns than Hitler...
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/mel.txt">mel.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10329<BR><TD> The Story of Mel, a Real Programmer, by Ed Nather (May 21, 1983)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/melodram.hum">melodram.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16081<BR><TD> All that Glitters: A Play
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/memo.hum">memo.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2014<BR><TD> Important Acronym-filled Memo
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/men&amp;wome.txt">men&wome.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9335<BR><TD> Why Men and Women Get Along So Well
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/mensroom.jok">mensroom.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4475<BR><TD> A Guide to Proper Etiquette in the Men's Restroom
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/merry.txt">merry.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17012<BR><TD> The Merry Pranksters And the Art of the Hoax, by Mark Dery
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/miamadvi.hum">miamadvi.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3394<BR><TD> Miami Ad-Vice, by Thos. M. O'Brien
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/miami.hum">miami.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8107<BR><TD> Captain Goodnight's Tale of Geek Darkness
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/miamimth.txt">miamimth.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1710<BR><TD> City of Miami High School Mathematics Proficiency Exam
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/middle.age">middle.age</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5560<BR><TD> History from the Middle Ages to the Present in 70 Messed-Up Lines
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/miranda.hum">miranda.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3696<BR><TD> Some Improved Miranda Warnings
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/misc.html">misc.html</A> <tab to=T><TD> 23919<BR><TD> A LArge Collection of Miscellaneous Jokes and Humor
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/misery.hum">misery.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2232<BR><TD> Misery is....
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/missheav.hum">missheav.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3961<BR><TD> Missing Heaven by 18 Inches
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/modstup">modstup</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4283<BR><TD> A Model of Stupidity by Greg Borek
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/montpyth.hum">montpyth.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 33577<BR><TD> Monty Python Interview, Q Magazine, 1987
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/moonshin">moonshin</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4899<BR><TD> How to Make Moonshine! By Phinneas J. Whoopie, III
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/moose.txt">moose.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 26725<BR><TD> The Story of Moose Skin Bengt, by Uggadunk v3.0
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/moslem.txt">moslem.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1488<BR><TD> Important tips for Mideastern Travelers
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/mothers.txt">mothers.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2321<BR><TD> A Mother's Dictionary
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/motrbike.jok">motrbike.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2944<BR><TD> Reasons why Motorcyles Are Better Than Women
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/mowers.txt">mowers.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2828<BR><TD> Some Notes on the Operation of Rotary Lawn Mowers
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/mr.rogers">mr.rogers</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3996<BR><TD> Some Poor Guy Fired for Playing Mr. Rogers
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/mrscienc.hum">mrscienc.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9982<BR><TD> Omnibus of Mr. Science Answers
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/mtm.hum">mtm.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8929<BR><TD> The Mary Tyler Moore Show Listing
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/mundane.v2">mundane.v2</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22407<BR><TD> The Mundanity Test (Version 2.0) (December 1, 1990)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/murph.jok">murph.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9568<BR><TD> Murphy's Laws and Other Observations
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/murphy.txt">murphy.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5795<BR><TD> Murhpy's Law, and Similar Ilk
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/murphy_l.txt">murphy_l.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21489<BR><TD> Famous Murphy's Laws and Other Aphorisms
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/murphys.txt">murphys.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 20915<BR><TD> The Absolute Laws to Live By (From Murphy)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/mutate.hum">mutate.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3298<BR><TD> Self-Mutation using Programming
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/mydaywss.hum">mydaywss.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14336<BR><TD> My Day with the Secret Service Men, by The Incognito
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/myheart.hum">myheart.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18975<BR><TD> My Heart - Christ's Home, by Robert Munger
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/naivewiz.hum">naivewiz.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2258<BR><TD> A Children's Guide to Magic, by The Silver Ghost
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nasaglenn.txt">nasaglenn.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 571<BR><TD> Top 10 Changes NASA made for John Glenn's Shuttle Trip
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/naughty.hum">naughty.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3766<BR><TD> SEVEN Dirty Words? Try DOZENS!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/netnews.html0">netnews.html0</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1329<BR><TD> The Top Ten Problems with Netnews
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/newconst.hum">newconst.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4066<BR><TD> New Constitution Ideas
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/newmex.hum">newmex.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2673<BR><TD> See the Map, See New Mexico, no, New Mexico, not Mexico
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/news.hum">news.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3365<BR><TD> Short Takes on the News
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nigel.html">nigel.html</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4725<BR><TD> The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nigel.html0">nigel.html0</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16096<BR><TD> The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog Part II
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nigel.2">nigel.2</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9431<BR><TD> The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 02
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nigel.3">nigel.3</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9668<BR><TD> The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 03
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nigel.4">nigel.4</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8845<BR><TD> The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 04
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nigel.5">nigel.5</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6722<BR><TD> The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 05
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nigel.6">nigel.6</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9980<BR><TD> The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 06
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nigel.7">nigel.7</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8226<BR><TD> The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 07
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nigel10.txt">nigel10.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16129<BR><TD> The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog Part 10
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nihgel_8.9">nihgel_8.9</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16339<BR><TD> The Saga of Nigel the Hedgehog 08
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nintendo.jok">nintendo.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6157<BR><TD> Leo L. Schwab is Particularly Pissed at the Nintendo Cereal System
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/normal.boy">normal.boy</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1152<BR><TD> Cap'n Jasper's Crow's Nest: The Rules for the Normal Boy (May 1935)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/normalboy.txt">normalboy.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1168<BR><TD> The 10 Commandments for the Normal Boy
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nosuch_nasfic">nosuch_nasfic</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8377<BR><TD> Dig from Houston about Science Fiction
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/novel.hum">novel.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17506<BR><TD> A Science Fiction Blabnovel
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nuke.hum">nuke.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 24434<BR><TD> Making Your Very Own Nuke
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nukeplay.hum">nukeplay.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4096<BR><TD> Nuclear War and the Politics of Agression, by The Mathematician
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nukewar.jok">nukewar.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1077<BR><TD> Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nukewar.txt">nukewar.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 43191<BR><TD> NUKE: The Nuclear Age Magazine (How to Start Nuclear War)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nukwaste">nukwaste</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5788<BR><TD> Yet Another Modest Proposak: The Roentgen Standard
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/number">number</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3619<BR><TD> It's All About the Numbers...
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/number.killer">number.killer</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7795<BR><TD> The Number That's So Big It Kills You
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/number_k.ill">number_k.ill</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7918<BR><TD> The Killion: The Number That Kills You
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nurds.hum">nurds.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2728<BR><TD> What Makes a Nurd Most, by Mad Max
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/nysucks.hum">nysucks.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2184<BR><TD> The Entire Northeast Sucks!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/o-ttalk.hum">o-ttalk.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5265<BR><TD> The Wonder and the Glory of ORCUTT TALK
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/oam-001.txt">oam-001.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3538<BR><TD> The Monster in the Toilet Bowl, by Stumpy
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/oam.nfo">oam.nfo</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1221<BR><TD> Come to the One Armed Monkeys BBS by Stumpy
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/oasis">oasis</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9163<BR><TD> Oasis of Greed (Taking a Trip to Las Vegas) by Dave Bealer and Greg Borek
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/odd_to.obs">odd_to.obs</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3501<BR><TD> An Ode to Those who Toil in Obscurity
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/odearakk.hum">odearakk.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1067<BR><TD> An Ode to Arrakis. What the Hell is Arrakis?
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/office.txt">office.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2308<BR><TD> Humorous Interoffice Memo about Problems in Renovation
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/ohandre.hum">ohandre.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1514<BR><TD> Oh, Andrea Mitchell! by Thos. O'Brien
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/oilgluts.hum">oilgluts.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3086<BR><TD> Oil Gluts are For Gluttons
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/old.txt">old.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4044<BR><TD> Compilation of "Old XXX Never Die, They Just ....." jokes, by Mark Israel (1992)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/oldeng.hum">oldeng.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5091<BR><TD> "One Of A Kind" From the Electronic Edition of One-To-One
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/oldtime.sng">oldtime.sng</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7903<BR><TD> The REAL Old Time Religion, to the tune of "That Old Time Religion"
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/one.par">one.par</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3534<BR><TD> The Parachute Paradigm: What Do You Do with Two people, one Parachute?
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/onetoone.hum">onetoone.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 48581<BR><TD> The October 26, 1987 Issue of One To One
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/onetotwo.hum">onetotwo.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 42026<BR><TD> The October 19, 1987 Issue of One To One
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/ookpik.hum">ookpik.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 981<BR><TD> OOK PIK
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/opinion.hum">opinion.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2320<BR><TD> A Quick Opinion poll
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/oracle.jok">oracle.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5268<BR><TD> The Usenet Oracle has Pondered Your Question Deeply...
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/ourfathr.txt">ourfathr.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1320<BR><TD> The Revised Lord's Prayer
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/outawork.erl">outawork.erl</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7359<BR><TD> 99 Excuses for Skipping Out of Work Early
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/oxymoron.jok">oxymoron.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10011<BR><TD> Collection of Oxymorons, some of Which are not Oxymorons, but hey.
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/oxymoron.txt">oxymoron.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1024<BR><TD> Small Collection of Oxymorons
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/ozarks.hum">ozarks.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3467<BR><TD> A Little Known Castle in the Ozarks
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/p-law.hum">p-law.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1702<BR><TD> The Power of Law, to the tune of "Power of Love"
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/paddingurpapers.txt">paddingurpapers.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7561<BR><TD> Padding Your Papers
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/parabl.hum">parabl.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2503<BR><TD> The parable of the Prodigal Student, by Mike Mahoney
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/passage.hum">passage.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 26233<BR><TD> Carol Dietz got off the train and didn't look back.
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/passenge.sim">passenge.sim</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3141<BR><TD> A New Concept in Flight Simulators: The Passenger Simulator
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/peanuts.txt">peanuts.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2442<BR><TD> How to Open a Packet of Dry-Roasted Peanuts
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/peatchp.hum">peatchp.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 32671<BR><TD> The Great Peach Pilferage, by Bruce E. Rodgers
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/pecker.txt">pecker.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2524<BR><TD> Open Letter to Taxpayers: We're going to Tax Your Genitals
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/penisprt.txt">penisprt.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2377<BR><TD> The low-Cost Penis Protection Plan
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/pepsideg.txt">pepsideg.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5451<BR><TD> The Pepsi Degeneration by Morpheous
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/phony.hum">phony.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3062<BR><TD> Real Phony House Plants
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/phorse.hum">phorse.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7229<BR><TD> The Purple Horse, not by Don Marquis
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/phunatdi.ana">phunatdi.ana</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6928<BR><TD> How to have Phun at your Parents' Dinner Party by Mr. Mullins
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/pickup.lin">pickup.lin</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1582<BR><TD> The Canonical List of Male Pickup Lines
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/pickup.txt">pickup.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13006<BR><TD> Collection of Pickup Lines
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/pipespec.txt">pipespec.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2166<BR><TD> The "Irish Government" Pipe Specifications
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/pizzawho.hum">pizzawho.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14757<BR><TD> The Effect of Dimensional Transcendence on Cheese
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/planeget.hum">planeget.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6088<BR><TD> This is Your Guide to Plane Hijacking!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/pol-corr.txt">pol-corr.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2641<BR><TD> New Official Politically Correct Terms for 1991
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/polemom.txt">polemom.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2758<BR><TD> Letter to Son from polish mom
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/poli.tics">poli.tics</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1006<BR><TD> Politics Made Simple by the Application of Cows
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/poli_t.ics">poli_t.ics</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1037<BR><TD> Politics Expressed by Cows
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/policpig.hum">policpig.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2988<BR><TD> Calling a Policeman a Pig, from The Anarchist Cookbook
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/poll2res.hum">poll2res.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7035<BR><TD> Predictions for 2007
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/polly.txt">polly.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4087<BR><TD> The Story of Impure Mathematics
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/polly_.new">polly_.new</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3446<BR><TD> Impure Mathematics, the Story of Polly Nomial
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/polyglot.c">polyglot.c</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7656<BR><TD> The HELLO, POLYGLOTS program
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/poopie.txt">poopie.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2604<BR><TD> The Poopie List
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/popconc.hum">popconc.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3025<BR><TD> Pope Concerts, by Thos. M. O'Brien
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/popmach">popmach</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1010<BR><TD> How to Rip off the Pop Machines
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/popmusi.hum">popmusi.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4036<BR><TD> Pop Music Explained, by Thos. M. O'Brien
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/post.nuc">post.nuc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1480<BR><TD> Some Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/potty.txt">potty.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5760<BR><TD> A Guide to Proper Etiquette in the Men's Restroom
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/pournell.spo">pournell.spo</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4092<BR><TD> Spoof of Jerry Pournelle Articles from BYTE Magazine
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/prac1.jok">prac1.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 52030<BR><TD> Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 1 of 4)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/prac2.jok">prac2.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 46836<BR><TD> Super Collection of Practical Jokes (Part 2 of 4)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/prac3.jok">prac3.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 50642<BR><TD> Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 3 of 4)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/prac4.jok">prac4.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 27895<BR><TD> Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 4 of 4)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/pracjoke.txt">pracjoke.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18017<BR><TD> Collection of Practical Joke Ideas
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/practica.txt">practica.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 181387<BR><TD> The Ultimate List of Practical Jokes
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/prawblim.hum">prawblim.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3709<BR><TD> What's up with these MIDDAY COMMERCIALS?
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/prayer.hum">prayer.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1269<BR><TD> Governor Edwards' Prayer
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/primes.jok">primes.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2493<BR><TD> Is Nine Prime?
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/princess.brd">princess.brd</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8240<BR><TD> The "Reunion Scene" from _The_Princess_Bride_
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/pro-fact.hum">pro-fact.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 28670<BR><TD> Miscellaneous Facts about Abortion
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/problem.txt">problem.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3532<BR><TD> E-Z Problem Solving Flowchart
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/progrs.gph">progrs.gph</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11264<BR><TD> The Definite Last Word on Geeks by Diamond Dave Letterman
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/proof.met">proof.met</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3453<BR><TD> Examples of Different Methods of "Proof"
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/prooftec.txt">prooftec.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1327<BR><TD> Weirdly Rewritten Collection of Proofs
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/proposal.jok">proposal.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3167<BR><TD> What those Proposals Really Mean
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/prover.wisom">prover.wisom</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2851<BR><TD> The Book of Proverbial Wisdom
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/prover_w.iso">prover_w.iso</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2935<BR><TD> The Book of Proverbial Wisdom
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/psalm.reagan">psalm.reagan</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1042<BR><TD> The Psalm of Ronald Reagan
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/psalm23.txt">psalm23.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1305<BR><TD> Psalm 23, 1992 Version
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/psalm_nixon">psalm_nixon</A> <tab to=T><TD> 967<BR><TD> The Nixon's Prayer
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/psalm_re.aga">psalm_re.aga</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1070<BR><TD> Reasan's Psalm
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/psilaine.hum">psilaine.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12522<BR><TD> PSI-Laine Magazine, Issue #1, 1988
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/psych_pr.quo">psych_pr.quo</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4396<BR><TD> Quotes from Professor Ralph Noble, a Professor of Psychology at RPI
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/psycho.txt">psycho.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9682<BR><TD> Managing Interpersonal Relationships
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/pukeprom.jok">pukeprom.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5737<BR><TD> My Story of Puking at My Prom After Eating Pizza Drunk!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/pun.txt">pun.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10183<BR><TD> A Collection of Shaggy Dog Stories
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/pure.mat">pure.mat</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1848<BR><TD> Pure Poor Percy P
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/pussy.hum">pussy.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3648<BR><TD> Man, I sure Do Love Them Cats
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/puzzle.spo">puzzle.spo</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3754<BR><TD> The Solution to the "I know Now!" Mathematical Puzzle
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/puzzles.jok">puzzles.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1413<BR><TD> Completely Freaky Lateral Thinking Puzzles
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/python_s.ong">python_s.ong</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1221<BR><TD> The Monty Python Philosphers' Song
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/q.pun">q.pun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7239<BR><TD> Large Collection of "Q" Puns
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/quack26.txt">quack26.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 102752<BR><TD> The Holy Book of QUACK!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/quantum.jok">quantum.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4281<BR><TD> The Actual History of Quantum MEchanics
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/quantum.phy">quantum.phy</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3969<BR><TD> The Topic for Today is Quantum Physics, by Andrew Arensburger (June 12, 1989)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/quest.hum">quest.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 49489<BR><TD> Quest, by Plastique
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/quick.jok">quick.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8065<BR><TD> Quick List of Joking Definitions
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/quotes.bug">quotes.bug</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2384<BR><TD> Collection of Lesser Known Quotes from the Engineers of Hewlett Packard
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/quotes.jok">quotes.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16782<BR><TD> Collection of Interesting Quotes from All Over
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/quotes.txt">quotes.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4326<BR><TD> Some Quotes from the Usenet Newsgroup "rec.arts.comics"
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/quux_p.oem">quux_p.oem</A> <tab to=T><TD> 56385<BR><TD> The Great Quux: Random Poetry and Other Loses, by Guy L. Steele, Jr.
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/r-smurf.d&amp;d">r-smurf.d&d</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2252<BR><TD> The Smurf Class in D&D
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rabbit.txt">rabbit.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1793<BR><TD> Confess That You're a Rabbit!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/racist.net">racist.net</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11117<BR><TD> Someone Gets REALLY Oversensitive about the Usenet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/radiolaf.hum">radiolaf.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4754<BR><TD> The American Comedy Network!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rapmastr.hum">rapmastr.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3332<BR><TD> Rap Master Ronnie (Reagan)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/ratings.hum">ratings.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2317<BR><TD> Rock Record Ratings
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/ratspit.hum">ratspit.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2130<BR><TD> De-Ethylene Bromate by Stud Muffin
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/raven.hum">raven.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4064<BR><TD> Interrip Report on the Raven
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/readme.bat">readme.bat</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6281<BR><TD> Holy Time-Warp, Batman!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/reagan.hum">reagan.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 962<BR><TD> Quite Note off to John Hinckley
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/realest.txt">realest.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3888<BR><TD> Real Estate Ads Translated
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/reasons.txt">reasons.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3723<BR><TD> Reasons Why a Three Week Old Dog Turd is Better Than a Woman
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rec.por">rec.por</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3576<BR><TD> Parody about Brad Tampleton's Racist Joke Debate
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/record_.gap">record_.gap</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4423<BR><TD> The Lurker in the interrecord Gap
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/red-neck.jks">red-neck.jks</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2352<BR><TD> You Might Be Considered a Redneck if....
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/reddwarf.sng">reddwarf.sng</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1706<BR><TD> Ghost Filkers In The Hall (Filk Song)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/reddye.hum">reddye.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3415<BR><TD> Caught Red Handed, by Thos. O'Brien
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rednecks.txt">rednecks.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3182<BR><TD> You Know You're a Redneck if....
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/relative.ada">relative.ada</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9059<BR><TD> Relativity, by Patrick D. Scannell
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/religion.txt">religion.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9958<BR><TD> The Shit List!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/renorthr.txt">renorthr.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1374<BR><TD> Northridge Earthquake Signage (April 10, 1994)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rent-a_cat">rent-a_cat</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4240<BR><TD> I Would Like to Borrow a Cat
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rentals.hum">rentals.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3583<BR><TD> Rental Cars, by Thos. O'Brien
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/repair.hum">repair.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1943<BR><TD> How to Repair Electronic Equipment
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/report.hum">report.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1487<BR><TD> Report on Ethan Fromme
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/research.hum">research.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2226<BR><TD> Research Definitions
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/residncy.jok">residncy.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4967<BR><TD> Application to Live in New Hampshire
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/resolutn.txt">resolutn.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6175<BR><TD> Some New Year's Resolutions, from 1989-1992
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/resrch_p.hra">resrch_p.hra</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1398<BR><TD> Dictionary of Useful Research Phrases
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/resrch_phrase">resrch_phrase</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1347<BR><TD> A Dictionary of Useful Research Phrases
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/revolt.dj">revolt.dj</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2358<BR><TD> Dick and Jane Instigate a Popular Revolt, by The Deth Vegetable and Iskra
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rinaldo.jok">rinaldo.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4165<BR><TD> Rinaldo's Laws of Organizations
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rinaldos.law">rinaldos.law</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4852<BR><TD> Rinaldo's laws of organizations
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rinaldos.txt">rinaldos.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4077<BR><TD> Rinaldo's Laws
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/ripoffpc.hum">ripoffpc.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13617<BR><TD> Hey, Robert Briggs was REALLY Ripped Off!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/roach.asc">roach.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1006<BR><TD> Search is On for World's Biggest Roach
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/roadpizz.txt">roadpizz.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6593<BR><TD> The Complete Guide to Road Pizza written by Black Kat
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/robot.tes">robot.tes</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3754<BR><TD> Are You About to Employ a Robot? (A Test) (December 2, 1989)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rocking.hum">rocking.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7113<BR><TD> The Daredevil's Classifications of Rock Music
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rockmus.hum">rockmus.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10320<BR><TD> The Effects of Rock Music
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rocky.hor">rocky.hor</A> <tab to=T><TD> 59188<BR><TD> The Rocky Horror Picture Show Script and Suggested Audience Participation
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rocky_ho.rro">rocky_ho.rro</A> <tab to=T><TD> 60912<BR><TD> Rocky Horror Script/Suggestions for Audience Participation
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/roi.txt">roi.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3442<BR><TD> JOKE: Notice of Revocation of Independence, from the BBC
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rolls.hum">rolls.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4168<BR><TD> Would You Buy a Used Rolls From This Bhagwan? By Thos. O'Brien
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/romance.hum">romance.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 915<BR><TD> Romance Novel No. 209
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/roomate.txt">roomate.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5223<BR><TD> 50 Ways to Confuse your Roommate
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/roommate.con">roommate.con</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4915<BR><TD> 50 Ways to Confuse your Roommate
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/roommates">roommates</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8192<BR><TD> A Guide to Getting Rid of Unwanted Jerk Roommates
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/roseanna.hum">roseanna.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14301<BR><TD> He Fell In love With Roseanna
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rotten.jok">rotten.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1104<BR><TD> You can Tell It's Going To Be a Rotten Day When
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rottend.txt">rottend.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1103<BR><TD> You Can Tell it's Going To Be A Rotten Day When....
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/royalfam.txt">royalfam.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11827<BR><TD> The Royal Family - Inbred genetic mutants or hereditary con-artists?
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rp.txt">rp.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 25097<BR><TD> Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal, Updated by Michael Stillwell (July 21, 1995)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rubber.txt">rubber.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2278<BR><TD> A Song by PiP the Angry Youth
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rubberus">rubberus</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3043<BR><TD> 50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber by The Banana Peel and The Garbage Can
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rubberus.hum">rubberus.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2531<BR><TD> 50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rudeflik.jok">rudeflik.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5476<BR><TD> Miss Dish's Lament
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rudeness.hum">rudeness.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2379<BR><TD> Rudeness to Reagan Awards
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/ruggies">ruggies</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2644<BR><TD> How To Tell Ruggies
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rules.txt">rules.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 526<BR><TD> The Cardinal Rules
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rulesfor.txt">rulesfor.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1154<BR><TD> William Safire's Rules for Writers
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/rumormil.hum">rumormil.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2825<BR><TD> Rumor Room on Location at the Rumor Mill
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/russian.fun">russian.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1495<BR><TD> Are we talkng Wicked or Nasty here?
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/safefax.txt">safefax.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2042<BR><TD> A Guide to Safe Fax (Humor)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/saintsid.hum">saintsid.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6392<BR><TD> A Visit by Saint Vicious
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/sand.hum">sand.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1253<BR><TD> Sandman: A Poem
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/sap.txt">sap.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4480<BR><TD> Selections from the Scholastic Aptitude Prepatory Test (The SAP)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/sarah_st.ory">sarah_st.ory</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1854<BR><TD> The Sarah Story (All Words Start with S)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/satantre.hum">satantre.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18129<BR><TD> Satan Trek: The Dying Generation Vol I
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/sayings.hum">sayings.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3840<BR><TD> Celebrated Utterances, a Quiz
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/sayings.txt">sayings.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 37626<BR><TD> A Saying for Every Occasion, and Every Occasion for Its Saying
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/sayno.hum">sayno.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4615<BR><TD> Starting a "Just Say No" Club
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/sayno.txt">sayno.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4955<BR><TD> 101 Ways to Say No, by Vuarnet International
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/scavenge.93">scavenge.93</A> <tab to=T><TD> 29564<BR><TD> The University of Chicago Scavenger Hunt List 1993
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/school.mud">school.mud</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14948<BR><TD> Infocom Adventure about Freshman Year
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/sci.gra">sci.gra</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1904<BR><TD> Collection of Scientific and Futuristic One-Liners
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/sdvallah.hum">sdvallah.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17229<BR><TD> Stare Decisis by Alexander of Atlantis
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/seagull.txt">seagull.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4875<BR><TD> The SeaGull Electronic University Fall Semester 1990 (Humor)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/seastory.txt">seastory.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4419<BR><TD> The Admiral Tells Your Favorite Story about Hookers and Defication (Well, your only one)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/security.hum">security.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2895<BR><TD> Security on the Home Front, by Robert Brooks
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/selfserv.txt">selfserv.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1685<BR><TD> Winners of the Self-Serving Excuses (April 10, 1994)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/seuss.txt">seuss.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1664<BR><TD> The Dr. Seuss Purity Test
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/sexjokes.fun">sexjokes.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 28800<BR><TD> Large Collection of Across the Board Offensive Jokes
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/sflvrs.hacker">sflvrs.hacker</A> <tab to=T><TD> 29795<BR><TD> A Beautiful obsession with the binary world, by Steven Levy
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/shagbook.jok">shagbook.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4756<BR><TD> The Book of Shag
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/shame.hum">shame.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3163<BR><TD> Shame! Naughty! Naught! From the National Satirist
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/shit.html">shit.html</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1634<BR><TD> This is How Shit Happens
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/shit.def">shit.def</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4964<BR><TD> Large Collection of Fecal Output Terms
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/shit.txt">shit.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1999<BR><TD> A Collection of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) Departments
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/shitlist.txt">shitlist.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4755<BR><TD> The "Infamous" Shit List
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/shitmemo.txt">shitmemo.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1729<BR><TD> A Collection of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) Departments
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/shorties.jok">shorties.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21952<BR><TD> Collection of Short Jokes
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/shrink.news">shrink.news</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1956<BR><TD> The Shrink Sports News
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/shuttleb.hum">shuttleb.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2432<BR><TD> A Moment's Horror Brings Momentous Grief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/signatur.jok">signatur.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9735<BR><TD> Collection of Stupid .signature Files
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/sigs.txt">sigs.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15038<BR><TD> The Enormous Signature File Collection
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/simp.txt">simp.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2683<BR><TD> Simplified Integrated Modular Prose by The Bear
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/sinksub.txt">sinksub.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3041<BR><TD> Sinking a Sub, by Hellrazor
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/skincat">skincat</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8751<BR><TD> 101 Ways to Skin a Cat by Master Control (1991)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/skippy.hum">skippy.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5490<BR><TD> How to Screw with Ask the Expert
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/skippy.txt">skippy.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6324<BR><TD> Ask the Expert, written by Tristan Farnon and D'ark Angel
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/slogans.txt">slogans.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2048<BR><TD> List of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/smackjok.hum">smackjok.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13056<BR><TD> All sorts of racist/sexist/disgusting humor.
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/smartass.txt">smartass.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4956<BR><TD> The Ultimate Final Test
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/smiley.txt">smiley.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7530<BR><TD> Large Collection of Emoticons/Smileys
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/smokers.txt">smokers.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1832<BR><TD> Short Story for Smokers Only
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/smurf-03.txt">smurf-03.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10831<BR><TD> The Smurf Squishers' Handbook Volume III by The Smurf Butcher Bobs (August 28, 1986)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/smurf_co.txt">smurf_co.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14751<BR><TD> The SmurfCODE (1990)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/smurfkil.hum">smurfkil.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15072<BR><TD> Smurf Genocide Volume #1
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/smurfs.cc">smurfs.cc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3231<BR><TD> A Compilation of Anti-Smurf Poetry, by The Highwayman, and The Smuggler
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/snake_ng.ras">snake_ng.ras</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2712<BR><TD> An MIT Student Talks about his pet Boa Constrictor
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/snipe.txt">snipe.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1920<BR><TD> SNIPE SORCERY: The Invocation of the Baboo, a Collection of False Wicca
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/soccer.txt">soccer.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1450<BR><TD> Top 10 New Precautions The British Have Taken to Avoid Soccer Voilence
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/socecon.hum">socecon.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13541<BR><TD> The New Socialism, by John K. Williams
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/social.hum">social.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6441<BR><TD> Economic Power, by Joseph S. Fulda
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/socks.drx">socks.drx</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3540<BR><TD> Where the Missing Socks from the Laundry Go, by Snarastaman
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/soleleer.hum">soleleer.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22051<BR><TD> Stare Decisis Chapter 9: SOLE LEER
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/solviets.hum">solviets.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2609<BR><TD> The Soviets: What are they pulling now?
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/some_hu.mor">some_hu.mor</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6505<BR><TD> Collection of odd 1976 Newspaper Stories
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/soporifi.abs">soporifi.abs</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2651<BR><TD> The Ballade of Soporific Absorption from 1958 (January 12, 1989)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/sorority.gir">sorority.gir</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7031<BR><TD> Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/spelin_r.ifo">spelin_r.ifo</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1464<BR><TD> Spelling Reform, a Letter at a Time
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/speling.msk">speling.msk</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4113<BR><TD> Indications you're reading Popular English
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/spider.hum">spider.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1935<BR><TD> Creepy Accounting of a Tarantula Killing a Sparrow
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/spoonlis.txt">spoonlis.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15459<BR><TD> A List of Malapropisms, Mixed Metaphors, Spoonerisms, Etc. by Noel Giffin (February, 1993)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/spydust.hum">spydust.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4693<BR><TD> Spy Dust Mopped Up, a Special Report
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/squids.gph">squids.gph</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6603<BR><TD> The True Definition of a SQUID by The Ascii Assassin
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/st_silic.txt">st_silic.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5918<BR><TD> More Silliness from Saint Silicon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/staff.txt">staff.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2838<BR><TD> Courses Being Taught Over There or Something
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/standard.hum">standard.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5894<BR><TD> Yet Another Modest Proposal
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/startrek.txt">startrek.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2104<BR><TD> Startrek, The Ultimate Story!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/stereo.txt">stereo.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4988<BR><TD> Troubleshooting Your New Stereo, by P. Harris
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/steroid.txt">steroid.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3080<BR><TD> Announcing the creation of TEXT FILE STEROIDS!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/stone.hum">stone.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 24988<BR><TD> Odd Little Story About Sucking the Life Out Of Someone
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/strine.txt">strine.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 46263<BR><TD> The Strine Dictionary, by Ure Smith, of Sydney (1965)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/strsdiet.txt">strsdiet.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1513<BR><TD> The Stress Diet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/studentb.txt">studentb.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4066<BR><TD> The World According To Student Bloopers
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/subrdead.hum">subrdead.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 39636<BR><TD> The Suburban Book Of The Dead, Version 1.0
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/suicide2.txt">suicide2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9199<BR><TD> 13 Ways to Commit Suicide by KvM of STACC
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/sungenu.hum">sungenu.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7919<BR><TD> The Latest Cult Hero: Dr. J.R. (Bob) Dobbs
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/supermar.rul">supermar.rul</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3129<BR><TD> The Secret Supermarket Rules List
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/swearfrn.hum">swearfrn.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7100<BR><TD> How to Swear in French, by Cherry Poptart
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/sysadmin.txt">sysadmin.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14090<BR><TD> Know Your System Administrator: A Field Guide
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/sysman.txt">sysman.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7128<BR><TD> Extract from "The Way It Is" - Warner/Davis
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/t-10.hum">t-10.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2249<BR><TD> T-10, where are you?
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/t-shirt.hum">t-shirt.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4859<BR><TD> T-Shirts: The Human Bumpersticker
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/t_zone.jok">t_zone.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9046<BR><TD> Mission Impossible Meets the Twilight Zone
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/takenote.jok">takenote.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2047<BR><TD> How to Take Notes in Professor Mitchell's Class
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/talebeat.hum">talebeat.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11975<BR><TD> Rock The Story of Nick and the Intergalactic Break Dancers
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/talkbizr.txt">talkbizr.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17815<BR><TD> The Talk.Bizzare Board Game: Rules and Diagram
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/taping.hum">taping.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5117<BR><TD> The TAPING I: Rag File on Jeff Spicolli
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/tarot.txt">tarot.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6362<BR><TD> Major Arcana Tarot Cards that Didn't Quite Make It
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/teens.txt">teens.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2875<BR><TD> How to Survive the Terrible Teens: An Owners' Guide
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/teevee.hum">teevee.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4333<BR><TD> Television Programs from Outer Space
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/telecom.q">telecom.q</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16195<BR><TD> Large Collection of Telephone-Related Quotes
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/televisi.hum">televisi.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5832<BR><TD> How to Work in Television, or Hand Me That Piano
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/televisi.txt">televisi.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6878<BR><TD> How to Work in Television, or Hand Me That Piano, by The Great Crumal
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/temphell.jok">temphell.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1318<BR><TD> The Tempature of Heaven
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/terbear.txt">terbear.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6021<BR><TD> The Terror Bears on the Rampage, by Darkside 444
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/termpoem.txt">termpoem.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1725<BR><TD> Terminal Panic, or Why Didn't I Become an English Major? By Susan Crawshaw
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/terms.hum">terms.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7487<BR><TD> An Unabridged, Uncommon, and Unnecessary Dictionary of Computer Terminology, from King Herman
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/terrmcd'.hum">terrmcd'.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7203<BR><TD> How to Terrorize McDonalds
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/terrnieg.hum">terrnieg.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3283<BR><TD> How to Terorize the Neighborhood
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/test.hum">test.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4982<BR><TD> Current Affairs Quiz, January, 1984
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/test.jok">test.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10488<BR><TD> How to Test those Christians
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/test2.jok">test2.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4927<BR><TD> More Tests for Bibliolators
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/testchri.txt">testchri.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4230<BR><TD> Here are more tests for our Bibliolators...
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/texican.dic">texican.dic</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18070<BR><TD> Texasese Speak Listing, or Texas Crude Dictionary
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/texican.lex">texican.lex</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18069<BR><TD> List of Texas Crude (Dialect)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/textgrap.hum">textgrap.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2730<BR><TD> A REALLY old classic by Jason Scott, The Slipped Disk
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/tfepisod.hum">tfepisod.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5970<BR><TD> Episode Guide for Tristan Farn0n stuff
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/tfpoems.hum">tfpoems.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1629<BR><TD> A Few Quick Poems from Tristan Farn0n
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/the_ant.txt">the_ant.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2916<BR><TD> A Quick Update to the Fable of the Ant and the Grasshopper
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/the_math.hel">the_math.hel</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5773<BR><TD> The Math Problem From Hell
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/thecube.hum">thecube.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5842<BR><TD> Pirate Publication by Supplier
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/thermite.ana">thermite.ana</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11392<BR><TD> Thermite Incendiaries and Formulas, by Primo Pyro
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/thesis.beh">thesis.beh</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5423<BR><TD> 101 Things Not to do at Or For Your Thesis Defense
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/three.lws">three.lws</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10138<BR><TD> The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/tickmoon.hum">tickmoon.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8376<BR><TD> Ticket To The Moon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/timetr.hum">timetr.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6538<BR><TD> Time Travel: A Discussion, by Howard Ullman
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/tits">tits</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5443<BR><TD> Head Honco Presents: Tits for Free
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/tnd.html">tnd.html</A> <tab to=T><TD> 27483<BR><TD> Small Collection of "Found Humor"
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/top10.elf">top10.elf</A> <tab to=T><TD> 670<BR><TD> The Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/top10.txt">top10.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 30008<BR><TD> The Best Letterman Top 10s from David Letterman, 1989
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/top10st1.txt">top10st1.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 28316<BR><TD> Silly Top Ten List Compilation (December 1992)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/top10st2.txt">top10st2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 47880<BR><TD> Additional Stupid Top 10 Lists
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/topten.hum">topten.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5636<BR><TD> A Top Ten Look Back at the 80s by Deth Vegetable and Fidel Castro
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/toxcwast.hum">toxcwast.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4456<BR><TD> The Store of T0XIC WASTE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/transp.txt">transp.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2908<BR><TD> How to Build Your Own Transporter
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/trash!.hum">trash!.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3509<BR><TD> A Couple Headlines taken off the Tabloids
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/trekfume.txt">trekfume.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3648<BR><TD> New... Trekfume: Trek Perfumes
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/trekwes.hum">trekwes.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6636<BR><TD> The Next, Next Generation. How It All Began!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/tribble.hum">tribble.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2429<BR><TD> That's Dribble, Tribble!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/trukdeth.txt">trukdeth.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5807<BR><TD> Stories About Trucks And Death...By: The Penguin, The Druggie, Rockhead, Hot Mama, and Ski Guy
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/truthlsd.hum">truthlsd.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17379<BR><TD> ALTERNATIVE III by Leslie Watkins
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/truths.hum">truths.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3072<BR><TD> How Do We Tell Truths That Might Hurt?
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/tshirts.jok">tshirts.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8223<BR><TD> Collection of T-Shirt Sayings
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/tuflife.txt">tuflife.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2865<BR><TD> Getting Through Life's Tough Stages
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/turbo.hum">turbo.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3154<BR><TD> The Turbo Encabulator in Industry
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/turing.shr">turing.shr</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4543<BR><TD> The Turing Shroud: An Amazing Archeological Discovery! By Chris Boyd (1990)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/twinkie.txt">twinkie.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2745<BR><TD> The Twinkie Therom, The Real Story, by CHUD
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/twinkies.jok">twinkies.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4489<BR><TD> The Biology of Snack Cakes Prepared by Eric Kollenberg 21 Feb. 1986
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/un.happy">un.happy</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3506<BR><TD> Things to Do When in an Unhappy Mood
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/units.mea">units.mea</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1600<BR><TD> Real Bizzare Units of Measurement (February 1989)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/univ.odd">univ.odd</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10808<BR><TD> List of Universities that quickly degenerates into siliness
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/urban.txt">urban.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 35283<BR><TD> Official Usenet Alt.Folklore.Urban Frequently Posted Legends
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/vaguemag.90s">vaguemag.90s</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6806<BR><TD> Vague, the Magazine that Defines the 90's
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/valujet.txt">valujet.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16176<BR><TD> Short Play About the World's Safest Airline, by George F.
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/variety1.asc">variety1.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 20711<BR><TD> Collection of Various Humor Textfiles
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/variety2.asc">variety2.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19371<BR><TD> Varions Humor Textfiles, Part II
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/variety3.asc">variety3.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 38121<BR><TD> Various Humor Textfiles, Part III
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/various.txt">various.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 42129<BR><TD> Various Humor Textfiles, Part IV
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/vegkill.txt">vegkill.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3072<BR><TD> Is Killing Vegetables Wrong?
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/voltron.hum">voltron.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2285<BR><TD> The Story of V O L T R O N
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/vonthomp">vonthomp</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1145<BR><TD> Quote from Kurt Vonnegut of Hunter S. Thompson
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/wagit.txt">wagit.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3436<BR><TD> Join W.A.G.I.T. Today! White Are Good, It True.
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/wagon.hum">wagon.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6470<BR><TD> You know it's time to go on the wagon when....
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/waitress.txt">waitress.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4654<BR><TD> Health Warning: Waitresses
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/washroom.txt">washroom.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3165<BR><TD> 20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/wedding.hum">wedding.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1821<BR><TD> The Wedding Ends Before it Started: NY Post
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/weight.txt">weight.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1519<BR><TD> Giving New Meaning to Working out With Weights - Russell Daily News, Feb. 24, 1992
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/welfare">welfare</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1948<BR><TD> Examples of Unclear Writing to the Welfare Department
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/welfare.txt">welfare.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2023<BR><TD> Welfare Bloopers Fare Wall (Excerpts from Applications for Welfare)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/wetdream.hum">wetdream.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3220<BR><TD> Wet Dream in Atlantis
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/who.txt">who.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1297<BR><TD> Did you hear about the guy who.....
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/whoon1st.hum">whoon1st.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7680<BR><TD> The Classic Who's On First Routine
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/whoops.hum">whoops.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2448<BR><TD> Why the National Satirist was down last week
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/why-me.hum">why-me.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5700<BR><TD> Examples of People Dying or Getting Hurt in really funny ways
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/wimptest.txt">wimptest.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9106<BR><TD> Mangling Impersonal Relationships, by Dunkirk
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/wisconsi.txt">wisconsi.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6034<BR><TD> Collection of Wiconsonisms
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/wisdom">wisdom</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7009<BR><TD> Words of Wisdom
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/women.jok">women.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3197<BR><TD> David's Truths About Women
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/wood">wood</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3715<BR><TD> The Woody Sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/woodbine.txt">woodbine.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3510<BR><TD> The New Woodbine Pushover Stakes
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/woodbugs.txt">woodbugs.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9008<BR><TD> 101 Uses For Wood Bugs (those bugs that curl into a ball) by David Hooper
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/woodsmok.txt">woodsmok.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5522<BR><TD> Stories about the Problems with Wood-Burning Stoves
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/woolly_m.amm">woolly_m.amm</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5448<BR><TD> Retrobreeding the Woolly Mammoth from the April 1984 Issue of the MIT Technology Review
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/word.hum">word.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2169<BR><TD> One of the Most Colorful Words in the World is FUCK!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/xibovac.txt">xibovac.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 78769<BR><TD> My Time with Xibo on my Vacation
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="humor/zen.txt">zen.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8448<BR><TD> A Collection of Zen Koans
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