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<H1>Textfiles of a Humorous or Funny Nature</H1>
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This directory is filled with files that I considered funny, or trying to
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be funny. In some cases, the files might better belong in other sections
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because of their chosen subject matter, but usually, someone is just trying
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to make others laugh. Hopefully you'll laugh too, or at least marvel
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that someone actually thought the chosen subject was humorous.
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The sense of humor that people show online is pretty well varied; some
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people write fantastic diatribes on stupidity or weirdness they experience
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in their lives, some parody other common text files, and some just transcribe
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funny columns or jokes they heard. The range in this directory is, for the
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moment, beyond easy categorization.
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<TABLE WIDTH=100%>
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<TD BGCOLOR=#000000><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Filename</B> <BR></FONT>
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<TD BGCOLOR=#002200><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Size</B> <BR></FONT>
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<TD BGCOLOR=#004400><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Description of the Textfile</B> <BR></TR>
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<tab indent=60 id=T><br>
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD VALIGN=TOP><B><A HREF="COMPUTER/.windex.html">COMPUTER</A></B><TAB TO=T><TD WIDTH=20></TD><TD><B>Computer-Related Humor</B></TD></TR>
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD VALIGN=TOP><B><A HREF="JOKES/.windex.html">JOKES</A></B><TAB TO=T><TD WIDTH=20></TD><TD><B>Standard Jokes</B></TD></TR>
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD VALIGN=TOP><B><A HREF="MLVERB/.windex.html">MLVERB</A></B><TAB TO=T><TD WIDTH=20></TD><TD><B>The Humor of M.L. Verb (From Compuserve)</B></TD></TR>
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD VALIGN=TOP><B><A HREF="REAL/.windex.html">REAL</A></B><TAB TO=T><TD WIDTH=20></TD><TD><B>The "Real" Guides</B></TD></TR>
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD VALIGN=TOP><B><A HREF="TAGLINES/.windex.html">TAGLINES</A></B><TAB TO=T><TD WIDTH=20></TD><TD><B>Collections of One-Liners</B></TD></TR>
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<TR><TD> </TD></TR>
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="101nos.txt">101nos.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5101<BR><TD> 101 Easy Ways to Say No
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="1988.hilite">1988.hilite</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12221<BR><TD> The Most Important Events of 1988, from the San Francisco Sunday Examiner and Chronicle (1989)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="20types">20types</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1557<BR><TD> The 20 Types of People You Might Meet in the Men's Room
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="21types.txt">21types.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1531<BR><TD> 21 Types of People You Might Meet in the Men's Room!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="59insn.txt">59insn.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5456<BR><TD> The Warning Signs of Insanity
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="a-zfuck.txt">a-zfuck.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2572<BR><TD> The A-Z of Foul Language, by Deadbeat/Independent
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="aa.jok">aa.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1613<BR><TD> The Alcoholics' Anthem (To the Tune of Men of Harlech)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="abbott.txt">abbott.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8192<BR><TD> The Famous Abbott and Costello "Who's on First?" Routine
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="aclamt.txt">aclamt.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3237<BR><TD> Supposed Medical Terms for Unpleasant, but Funny, Situations, from the National Lampoon
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="acronym.lis">acronym.lis</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8382<BR><TD> All Over List of Acronyms, 1990
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="acronym.txt">acronym.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1214<BR><TD> Acronyms for the 1990's
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="acronyms.txt">acronyms.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 88234<BR><TD> A Public-Domain Acronym/Abbreviation List
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="adcopy.hum">adcopy.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2444<BR><TD> Jason writes a bizzare Satanic Ad
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="addrmeri.txt">addrmeri.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1950<BR><TD> Merit Badges for Man Scouts
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="admin.txt">admin.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2433<BR><TD> The Discovery of Administratium, the Heaviest Element
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="advrtize.txt">advrtize.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6962<BR><TD> It's an Ad Ad Ad Ad World
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="age.txt">age.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2381<BR><TD> Were You Born Before 1945? You're a Survivor!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="aggie.txt">aggie.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1616<BR><TD> Letter from Aggie Mother to Her Son
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="aids.txt">aids.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 27477<BR><TD> AIDS: Fact or Fiction? by Mr. Yuk, Mr. Telephone, and Mr. Weather (January 11, 1986)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="airlines">airlines</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3109<BR><TD> The Things I Hate and Love about Airlines, by Michael Rosen
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="alabama.txt">alabama.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1865<BR><TD> Alabama Mom to Alabama Son (A Letter)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="alcatax.txt">alcatax.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3328<BR><TD> The Alcoholics' Tax Return
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="alflog.txt">alflog.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4893<BR><TD> My Life on Planet Earth: ALF's Secret Diary
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ambrose.bie">ambrose.bie</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5752<BR><TD> The Devil's Dictionary: Assulting Society
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="amchap2.txt">amchap2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1468<BR><TD> How to Do a Kung-Fu Coin Grab
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="anim_lif.txt">anim_lif.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22602<BR><TD> Life Imitating Art (About Growing Up in a Anime High School) by Curtis H. Hoffmann (November 28, 1992)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="annoy.fascist">annoy.fascist</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8367<BR><TD> 101 Ways to Annoy a Facist by The Deth Vegetable and Lyndon LaRouche
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="answers">answers</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1631<BR><TD> Quick Answers to General Subjects. Well, Sort of.
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="anthropo.stu">anthropo.stu</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5698<BR><TD> The Pedagological Tribal System of Primitive Cultures of the Scientific Research Community by Sara Duncan
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="arab.dic">arab.dic</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2352<BR><TD> Useful Phrases to Know When Traveling in Muslim Areas
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="argotdic.txt">argotdic.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15172<BR><TD> Junk Culture Dictionary of Argot
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="art-fart.hum">art-fart.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8192<BR><TD> The Art of the Fart by the Guild Thieves
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="atombomb.hum">atombomb.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5997<BR><TD> How to Make an Atomic Bomb in 10 Easy Steps
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="att.txt">att.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4633<BR><TD> Dealing with an AT&T Telemarketer
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="aussie.lng">aussie.lng</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9014<BR><TD> Dictionary of Australian Speak
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="b-2.jok">b-2.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1932<BR><TD> Statement by Rep. Edward J. Markey against the B-2 stealth bomber, July 26
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bad">bad</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22169<BR><TD> Things Might Seem Really Bad
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bad-d">bad-d</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7168<BR><TD> You Know it's a Bad Day When.... by the Red Phantom
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bad.jok">bad.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1312<BR><TD> You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when.....
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="badday.hum">badday.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4491<BR><TD> A Basically Bad Day
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bagelope.txt">bagelope.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1971<BR><TD> The Ecology of the Bagelope, by Kel'anth (Bagels to You and Me)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bank.rob">bank.rob</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4359<BR><TD> Rules for Bank Robbers
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="barney.cn1">barney.cn1</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4817<BR><TD> The Barney Chronicles, Volume 1, Issue 1, by Chameleon Prime
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="barney.txt">barney.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 68697<BR><TD> The Day of the Barney
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bb">bb</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4131<BR><TD> Role Playing Beavis and Butthead
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bbq.txt">bbq.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3456<BR><TD> Legal Agreement to Host a Barbeque
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="beapimp.hum">beapimp.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3395<BR><TD> How to Be a Pimp, guaranteed to... well, maybe not.
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="beave.hum">beave.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3856<BR><TD> Beaver Gone Bad! Fiction by Pete Stocton and Baron Von Crash
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="beer.hum">beer.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2672<BR><TD> 52 Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Women
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="beerdiag.txt">beerdiag.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3095<BR><TD> Beer Diagnostics List
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="beerjesus.hum">beerjesus.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 689<BR><TD> Why Beer is Better than Jesus
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bible.txt">bible.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 598<BR><TD> Bible Misinterpretations
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bigpic1.hum">bigpic1.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2766<BR><TD> The Big Picture (Iceland Summit) by A. Whitney Brown
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="billcat.hum">billcat.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4770<BR><TD> Exploring Bill the Cat's Brain, by Motorhead
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bimg.prn">bimg.prn</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15758<BR><TD> The Bimbo Glossary
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bitchcar.hum">bitchcar.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4337<BR><TD> How to make The Most Bitchenest Car, by The Dead Kennedy
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bitnet.txt">bitnet.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 29450<BR><TD> Nutworks, the Electronic Humor Magazine Issue #21 (January, 1988)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="blackapp.hum">blackapp.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2390<BR><TD> Rabidly offensive racist employment form
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="blackhol.hum">blackhol.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5203<BR><TD> New Information on Black Holes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="blaster.hum">blaster.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1253<BR><TD> How to make a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bless.bc">bless.bc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1594<BR><TD> Bless B.C. I Stay
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="blooprs1.asc">blooprs1.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13776<BR><TD> The World According to Student Bloopers by Richard Lederer of St. Paul's School
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bmdn01.txt">bmdn01.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13824<BR><TD> ABL's Barney Must Die Newsletter Issue #1 (May 1993)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="boatmemo.jok">boatmemo.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5117<BR><TD> The Summer Boat Ride Memos
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="boe.hum">boe.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10598<BR><TD> Tales from the Bureau of Explosives
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="boneles2.txt">boneles2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15330<BR><TD> Manifesto of the Church of Holly Farms by Clorox Albatross
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bored.txt">bored.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16723<BR><TD> Things to Do When Bored
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="boston.geog">boston.geog</A> <tab to=T><TD> 274<BR><TD> Boston Geography in One Paragraph
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="browneco.hum">browneco.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7420<BR><TD> Conference with Christopher Browne of Hagar
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="btcisfre.hum">btcisfre.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2518<BR><TD> Bill the Cat is MY Friend! By the Motorhead
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bugbreak.hum">bugbreak.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3729<BR><TD> How to Make Bugs Breakdance, by The Daredevil
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bugs.txt">bugs.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5094<BR><TD> How to Make Bugs Breakdance by The Daredevil (Includes Menu of Textfiles)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="butwrong.hum">butwrong.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9106<BR><TD> But it Would Be Wrong, by Bill Safire
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="buzzword.hum">buzzword.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1185<BR><TD> How to whip out some corporate buzzwords
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bw-phwan.hat">bw-phwan.hat</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3325<BR><TD> Philosophical Ramblings by Buckwheat
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="bw-summe.hat">bw-summe.hat</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1674<BR><TD> Just what the hell IS Summer?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="cabbage.txt">cabbage.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5686<BR><TD> The Night of the Cabbage Patch Kids, by Thomas Covenant of the Phido Phreaks
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="calculus.txt">calculus.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2748<BR><TD> The Event of the Calculus Exam
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="calif.hum">calif.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 731<BR><TD> Why I Hate California
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="calvin.txt">calvin.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7280<BR><TD> Interview with Calvin (of Calvin and Hobbes) running for President
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="cancer.rat">cancer.rat</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4030<BR><TD> Living in Cages Linked to Cancer in Lab Rats!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="carowner.txt">carowner.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1717<BR><TD> The 6 Major Personality Traits of Car Owners, from Weld Pond
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="cars.txt">cars.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3302<BR><TD> Large List of "Alternate" Acronyms for Lots of Car Makes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="cartoon.law">cartoon.law</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3992<BR><TD> The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette and Lt. Justin D. Baldwin
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="cartoon.laws">cartoon.laws</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4601<BR><TD> The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette & Lt. Justin D. Baldwin
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="cartoon_.txt">cartoon_.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3865<BR><TD> O'Donnell's Laws of Cartoon Motion, from the June 1980 Esquire
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="cartoon_laws.txt">cartoon_laws.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4523<BR><TD> The Cartoon Laws, by Trevor Paquette & Lt. Justin D. Baldwin
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="cartwb.son">cartwb.son</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4087<BR><TD> Alternate Explanation for the Lyrics in a Bugs Bunny Song
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="catballs.hum">catballs.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2058<BR><TD> Looking at the Cat's Balls, by Charles Bulkowski
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="catin.hat">catin.hat</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4412<BR><TD> Sigmund Freud on Seuss, by Josh LeBeau
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="catranch.hum">catranch.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2685<BR><TD> Dewey, Cheatham, and Screw Internal Memorandum
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="catstory.txt">catstory.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2137<BR><TD> A Cat, a Tree, and a New Word
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="cbmatic.hum">cbmatic.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5517<BR><TD> The New Ronco CB-Matic
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="cform2.txt">cform2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5743<BR><TD> Standardized Bonehead Reply Form
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="chainltr.txt">chainltr.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1744<BR><TD> The Toilet Chain letter
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="change.hum">change.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2290<BR><TD> A Comedy of Errors around Cable Cars
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="cheapin.la">cheapin.la</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4223<BR><TD> Supposedly True Funny Interoffice Memo from the LA Times
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="chickens.jok">chickens.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3892<BR><TD> How Many Chickens Can You Fit Into a Generic Pontiac?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="childhoo.jok">childhoo.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17034<BR><TD> The Etiology & Treatment of Childhood
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="childrenbooks.txt">childrenbooks.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1507<BR><TD> Children's Books You'll Never See
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="chinesec.hum">chinesec.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2465<BR><TD> Chinese Profanity Translations
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="chunnel.txt">chunnel.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3023<BR><TD> Ode to the Chunnel, or Why the English do Not Want a Channel Tunnel
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="church.sto">church.sto</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4424<BR><TD> Funny (Supposedly True) Church Stories
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="climbing.let">climbing.let</A> <tab to=T><TD> 27721<BR><TD> Climbing Letters to the Editor Part II
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="co-car.jok">co-car.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1876<BR><TD> How to Recognize a Company Car
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="cockney.alp">cockney.alp</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1498<BR><TD> The Cockney Alphabet
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="coffee.txt">coffee.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9763<BR><TD> Smurf Liberation Front presents the S.L.F. Coffee File by Lithium Clown
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="coffeebeerwomen.txt">coffeebeerwomen.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3547<BR><TD> Coffee and Beer: Better Then Women
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="cogdis.txt">cogdis.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9667<BR><TD> Short Paper about Cognitive Dissondance
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="cold.fus">cold.fus</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5812<BR><TD> I'm Going to Assume This is Some Sort of HillBilly joke.
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="coldfake.hum">coldfake.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4006<BR><TD> How To Fake Cold Symptoms by The Daredevil
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="collected_quotes.txt">collected_quotes.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 50622<BR><TD> Aaron Fuegi's Collected Quotations
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="college.hum">college.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3682<BR><TD> The Top Ten Lists Go to College, by The Deth Vegetable
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="college.sla">college.sla</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19350<BR><TD> The Complete College Slang Dictionary
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="disclym.txt">disclym.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3312<BR><TD> The Supreme Disclaimer
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="dromes.txt">dromes.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8281<BR><TD> Here's a Bunch of Palindromes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="druggame.hum">druggame.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1990<BR><TD> Take Me Out to the Drug Game
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="drunk.txt">drunk.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7064<BR><TD> You know it's time to go on the wagon when...
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="dubltalk.jok">dubltalk.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3771<BR><TD> The Quarterly Review of Doublespeak, 1988
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="dym">dym</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18265<BR><TD> Speaking in Texican: A Primer
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="eandb.drx">eandb.drx</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3224<BR><TD> How Ernie and Bert Came to Be, by The Durex Blender Corporation
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="enlightenment.txt">enlightenment.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2471<BR><TD> Drime Your Karma, Curb Your Dogma: Swami Beyondananda's Guidelines for Enlightenment
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="enquire.hum">enquire.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7029<BR><TD> The New, Improved National Enquirer, 1985
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="f_tang.txt">f_tang.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5654<BR><TD> Frank Tang Sell Best Good Mushroom! (From National Lampoon)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="farsi.txt">farsi.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1657<BR><TD> Useful Farsi Phrases for Americans Travelling to the Middle East
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="poll2res.hum">poll2res.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7035<BR><TD> Predictions for 2007
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="polyglot.c">polyglot.c</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7656<BR><TD> The HELLO, POLYGLOTS program
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="poopie.txt">poopie.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2604<BR><TD> The Poopie List
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="popconc.hum">popconc.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3025<BR><TD> Pope Concerts, by Thos. M. O'Brien
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="popmach">popmach</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1010<BR><TD> How to Rip off the Pop Machines
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="popmusi.hum">popmusi.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4036<BR><TD> Pop Music Explained, by Thos. M. O'Brien
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="post.nuc">post.nuc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1480<BR><TD> Some Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="potty.txt">potty.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5760<BR><TD> A Guide to Proper Etiquette in the Men's Restroom
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="pournell.spo">pournell.spo</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4092<BR><TD> Spoof of Jerry Pournelle Articles from BYTE Magazine
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="prac1.jok">prac1.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 52030<BR><TD> Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 1 of 4)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="prac2.jok">prac2.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 46836<BR><TD> Super Collection of Practical Jokes (Part 2 of 4)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="prac3.jok">prac3.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 50642<BR><TD> Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 3 of 4)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="prac4.jok">prac4.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 27895<BR><TD> Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 4 of 4)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="pracjoke.txt">pracjoke.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18017<BR><TD> Collection of Practical Joke Ideas
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="practica.txt">practica.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 181387<BR><TD> The Ultimate List of Practical Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="prawblim.hum">prawblim.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3709<BR><TD> What's up with these MIDDAY COMMERCIALS?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="prayer.hum">prayer.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1269<BR><TD> Governor Edwards' Prayer
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="primes.jok">primes.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2493<BR><TD> Is Nine Prime?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="princess.brd">princess.brd</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8240<BR><TD> The "Reunion Scene" from _The_Princess_Bride_
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="pro-fact.hum">pro-fact.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 28670<BR><TD> Miscellaneous Facts about Abortion
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="progrs.gph">progrs.gph</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11264<BR><TD> The Definite Last Word on Geeks by Diamond Dave Letterman
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="proof.met">proof.met</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3453<BR><TD> Examples of Different Methods of "Proof"
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="prooftec.txt">prooftec.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1327<BR><TD> Weirdly Rewritten Collection of Proofs
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="proposal.jok">proposal.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3167<BR><TD> What those Proposals Really Mean
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="prover.wisom">prover.wisom</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2851<BR><TD> The Book of Proverbial Wisdom
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="prover_w.iso">prover_w.iso</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2935<BR><TD> The Book of Proverbial Wisdom
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="psalm.reagan">psalm.reagan</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1042<BR><TD> The Psalm of Ronald Reagan
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="psalm23.txt">psalm23.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1305<BR><TD> Psalm 23, 1992 Version
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="psalm_nixon">psalm_nixon</A> <tab to=T><TD> 967<BR><TD> The Nixon's Prayer
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="psalm_re.aga">psalm_re.aga</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1070<BR><TD> Reasan's Psalm
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="psilaine.hum">psilaine.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12522<BR><TD> PSI-Laine Magazine, Issue #1, 1988
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="psych_pr.quo">psych_pr.quo</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4396<BR><TD> Quotes from Professor Ralph Noble, a Professor of Psychology at RPI
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="psycho.txt">psycho.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9682<BR><TD> Managing Interpersonal Relationships
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="pukeprom.jok">pukeprom.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5737<BR><TD> My Story of Puking at My Prom After Eating Pizza Drunk!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="pun.txt">pun.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10183<BR><TD> A Collection of Shaggy Dog Stories
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="pure.mat">pure.mat</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1848<BR><TD> Pure Poor Percy P
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="pussy.hum">pussy.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3648<BR><TD> Man, I sure Do Love Them Cats
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="puzzle.spo">puzzle.spo</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3754<BR><TD> The Solution to the "I know Now!" Mathematical Puzzle
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="puzzles.jok">puzzles.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1413<BR><TD> Completely Freaky Lateral Thinking Puzzles
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="python_s.ong">python_s.ong</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1221<BR><TD> The Monty Python Philosphers' Song
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="q.pun">q.pun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7239<BR><TD> Large Collection of "Q" Puns
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="quack26.txt">quack26.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 102752<BR><TD> The Holy Book of QUACK!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="quantum.jok">quantum.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4281<BR><TD> The Actual History of Quantum MEchanics
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="quantum.phy">quantum.phy</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3969<BR><TD> The Topic for Today is Quantum Physics, by Andrew Arensburger (June 12, 1989)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="quest.hum">quest.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 49489<BR><TD> Quest, by Plastique
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="quick.jok">quick.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8065<BR><TD> Quick List of Joking Definitions
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="quotes.bug">quotes.bug</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2384<BR><TD> Collection of Lesser Known Quotes from the Engineers of Hewlett Packard
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="quotes.jok">quotes.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16782<BR><TD> Collection of Interesting Quotes from All Over
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="quotes.txt">quotes.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4326<BR><TD> Some Quotes from the Usenet Newsgroup "rec.arts.comics"
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="quux_p.oem">quux_p.oem</A> <tab to=T><TD> 56385<BR><TD> The Great Quux: Random Poetry and Other Loses, by Guy L. Steele, Jr.
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="r-smurf.d&d">r-smurf.d&d</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2252<BR><TD> The Smurf Class in D&D
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rabbit.txt">rabbit.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1793<BR><TD> Confess That You're a Rabbit!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="racist.net">racist.net</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11117<BR><TD> Someone Gets REALLY Oversensitive about the Usenet
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="radiolaf.hum">radiolaf.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4754<BR><TD> The American Comedy Network!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rapmastr.hum">rapmastr.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3332<BR><TD> Rap Master Ronnie (Reagan)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ratings.hum">ratings.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2317<BR><TD> Rock Record Ratings
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ratspit.hum">ratspit.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2130<BR><TD> De-Ethylene Bromate by Stud Muffin
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="raven.hum">raven.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4064<BR><TD> Interrip Report on the Raven
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="readme.bat">readme.bat</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6281<BR><TD> Holy Time-Warp, Batman!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="reagan.hum">reagan.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 962<BR><TD> Quite Note off to John Hinckley
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="realest.txt">realest.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3888<BR><TD> Real Estate Ads Translated
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="reasons.txt">reasons.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3723<BR><TD> Reasons Why a Three Week Old Dog Turd is Better Than a Woman
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rec.por">rec.por</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3576<BR><TD> Parody about Brad Tampleton's Racist Joke Debate
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="record_.gap">record_.gap</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4423<BR><TD> The Lurker in the interrecord Gap
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="red-neck.jks">red-neck.jks</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2352<BR><TD> You Might Be Considered a Redneck if....
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="reddwarf.sng">reddwarf.sng</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1706<BR><TD> Ghost Filkers In The Hall (Filk Song)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="reddye.hum">reddye.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3415<BR><TD> Caught Red Handed, by Thos. O'Brien
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rednecks.txt">rednecks.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3182<BR><TD> You Know You're a Redneck if....
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="relative.ada">relative.ada</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9059<BR><TD> Relativity, by Patrick D. Scannell
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="religion.txt">religion.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9958<BR><TD> The Shit List!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="renorthr.txt">renorthr.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1374<BR><TD> Northridge Earthquake Signage (April 10, 1994)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rent-a_cat">rent-a_cat</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4240<BR><TD> I Would Like to Borrow a Cat
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rentals.hum">rentals.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3583<BR><TD> Rental Cars, by Thos. O'Brien
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="repair.hum">repair.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1943<BR><TD> How to Repair Electronic Equipment
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="report.hum">report.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1487<BR><TD> Report on Ethan Fromme
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="research.hum">research.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2226<BR><TD> Research Definitions
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="residncy.jok">residncy.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4967<BR><TD> Application to Live in New Hampshire
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="resolutn.txt">resolutn.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6175<BR><TD> Some New Year's Resolutions, from 1989-1992
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="resrch_p.hra">resrch_p.hra</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1398<BR><TD> Dictionary of Useful Research Phrases
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="resrch_phrase">resrch_phrase</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1347<BR><TD> A Dictionary of Useful Research Phrases
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="revolt.dj">revolt.dj</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2358<BR><TD> Dick and Jane Instigate a Popular Revolt, by The Deth Vegetable and Iskra
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rinaldo.jok">rinaldo.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4165<BR><TD> Rinaldo's Laws of Organizations
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rinaldos.law">rinaldos.law</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4852<BR><TD> Rinaldo's laws of organizations
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rinaldos.txt">rinaldos.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4077<BR><TD> Rinaldo's Laws
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ripoffpc.hum">ripoffpc.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13617<BR><TD> Hey, Robert Briggs was REALLY Ripped Off!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="roach.asc">roach.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1006<BR><TD> Search is On for World's Biggest Roach
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="roadpizz.txt">roadpizz.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6593<BR><TD> The Complete Guide to Road Pizza written by Black Kat
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="robot.tes">robot.tes</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3754<BR><TD> Are You About to Employ a Robot? (A Test) (December 2, 1989)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rocking.hum">rocking.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7113<BR><TD> The Daredevil's Classifications of Rock Music
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rockmus.hum">rockmus.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10320<BR><TD> The Effects of Rock Music
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rocky.hor">rocky.hor</A> <tab to=T><TD> 59188<BR><TD> The Rocky Horror Picture Show Script and Suggested Audience Participation
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rocky_ho.rro">rocky_ho.rro</A> <tab to=T><TD> 60912<BR><TD> Rocky Horror Script/Suggestions for Audience Participation
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="roi.txt">roi.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3442<BR><TD> JOKE: Notice of Revocation of Independence, from the BBC
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rolls.hum">rolls.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4168<BR><TD> Would You Buy a Used Rolls From This Bhagwan? By Thos. O'Brien
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="romance.hum">romance.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 915<BR><TD> Romance Novel No. 209
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="roomate.txt">roomate.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5223<BR><TD> 50 Ways to Confuse your Roommate
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="roommate.con">roommate.con</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4915<BR><TD> 50 Ways to Confuse your Roommate
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="roommates">roommates</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8192<BR><TD> A Guide to Getting Rid of Unwanted Jerk Roommates
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="roseanna.hum">roseanna.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14301<BR><TD> He Fell In love With Roseanna
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rotten.jok">rotten.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1104<BR><TD> You can Tell It's Going To Be a Rotten Day When
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rottend.txt">rottend.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1103<BR><TD> You Can Tell it's Going To Be A Rotten Day When....
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="royalfam.txt">royalfam.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11827<BR><TD> The Royal Family - Inbred genetic mutants or hereditary con-artists?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rp.txt">rp.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 25097<BR><TD> Real Programmers Don't Use Pascal, Updated by Michael Stillwell (July 21, 1995)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rubber.txt">rubber.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2278<BR><TD> A Song by PiP the Angry Youth
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rubberus">rubberus</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3043<BR><TD> 50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber by The Banana Peel and The Garbage Can
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rubberus.hum">rubberus.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2531<BR><TD> 50 Extended Uses for a Dead Rubber
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rudeflik.jok">rudeflik.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5476<BR><TD> Miss Dish's Lament
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rudeness.hum">rudeness.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2379<BR><TD> Rudeness to Reagan Awards
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="ruggies">ruggies</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2644<BR><TD> How To Tell Ruggies
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rules.txt">rules.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 526<BR><TD> The Cardinal Rules
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rulesfor.txt">rulesfor.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1154<BR><TD> William Safire's Rules for Writers
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="rumormil.hum">rumormil.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2825<BR><TD> Rumor Room on Location at the Rumor Mill
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="russian.fun">russian.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1495<BR><TD> Are we talkng Wicked or Nasty here?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="safefax.txt">safefax.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2042<BR><TD> A Guide to Safe Fax (Humor)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="saintsid.hum">saintsid.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6392<BR><TD> A Visit by Saint Vicious
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sand.hum">sand.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1253<BR><TD> Sandman: A Poem
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sap.txt">sap.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4480<BR><TD> Selections from the Scholastic Aptitude Prepatory Test (The SAP)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sarah_st.ory">sarah_st.ory</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1854<BR><TD> The Sarah Story (All Words Start with S)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="satantre.hum">satantre.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18129<BR><TD> Satan Trek: The Dying Generation Vol I
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sayings.hum">sayings.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3840<BR><TD> Celebrated Utterances, a Quiz
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sayings.txt">sayings.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 37626<BR><TD> A Saying for Every Occasion, and Every Occasion for Its Saying
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sayno.hum">sayno.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4615<BR><TD> Starting a "Just Say No" Club
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sayno.txt">sayno.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4955<BR><TD> 101 Ways to Say No, by Vuarnet International
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="scavenge.93">scavenge.93</A> <tab to=T><TD> 29564<BR><TD> The University of Chicago Scavenger Hunt List 1993
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="school.mud">school.mud</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14948<BR><TD> Infocom Adventure about Freshman Year
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sci.gra">sci.gra</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1904<BR><TD> Collection of Scientific and Futuristic One-Liners
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="seagull.txt">seagull.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4875<BR><TD> The SeaGull Electronic University Fall Semester 1990 (Humor)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="seastory.txt">seastory.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4419<BR><TD> The Admiral Tells Your Favorite Story about Hookers and Defication (Well, your only one)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="security.hum">security.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2895<BR><TD> Security on the Home Front, by Robert Brooks
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="selfserv.txt">selfserv.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1685<BR><TD> Winners of the Self-Serving Excuses (April 10, 1994)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="seuss.txt">seuss.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1664<BR><TD> The Dr. Seuss Purity Test
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sexjokes.fun">sexjokes.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 28800<BR><TD> Large Collection of Across the Board Offensive Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sflvrs.hacker">sflvrs.hacker</A> <tab to=T><TD> 29795<BR><TD> A Beautiful obsession with the binary world, by Steven Levy
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="shagbook.jok">shagbook.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4756<BR><TD> The Book of Shag
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="shame.hum">shame.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3163<BR><TD> Shame! Naughty! Naught! From the National Satirist
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="shit.html">shit.html</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1634<BR><TD> This is How Shit Happens
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="shit.def">shit.def</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4964<BR><TD> Large Collection of Fecal Output Terms
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="shit.txt">shit.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1999<BR><TD> A Collection of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) Departments
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="shitlist.txt">shitlist.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4755<BR><TD> The "Infamous" Shit List
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="shitmemo.txt">shitmemo.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1729<BR><TD> A Collection of Special High Intensity Training (S.H.I.T.) Departments
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="shorties.jok">shorties.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21952<BR><TD> Collection of Short Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="shrink.news">shrink.news</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1956<BR><TD> The Shrink Sports News
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="shuttleb.hum">shuttleb.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2432<BR><TD> A Moment's Horror Brings Momentous Grief
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="signatur.jok">signatur.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9735<BR><TD> Collection of Stupid .signature Files
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sigs.txt">sigs.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15038<BR><TD> The Enormous Signature File Collection
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="simp.txt">simp.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2683<BR><TD> Simplified Integrated Modular Prose by The Bear
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sinksub.txt">sinksub.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3041<BR><TD> Sinking a Sub, by Hellrazor
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="skincat">skincat</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8751<BR><TD> 101 Ways to Skin a Cat by Master Control (1991)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="skippy.hum">skippy.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5490<BR><TD> How to Screw with Ask the Expert
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="skippy.txt">skippy.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6324<BR><TD> Ask the Expert, written by Tristan Farnon and D'ark Angel
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="slogans.txt">slogans.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2048<BR><TD> List of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="smackjok.hum">smackjok.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13056<BR><TD> All sorts of racist/sexist/disgusting humor.
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="smartass.txt">smartass.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4956<BR><TD> The Ultimate Final Test
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="smiley.txt">smiley.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7530<BR><TD> Large Collection of Emoticons/Smileys
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="smokers.txt">smokers.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1832<BR><TD> Short Story for Smokers Only
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="smurf-03.txt">smurf-03.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10831<BR><TD> The Smurf Squishers' Handbook Volume III by The Smurf Butcher Bobs (August 28, 1986)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="smurf_co.txt">smurf_co.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14751<BR><TD> The SmurfCODE (1990)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="smurfkil.hum">smurfkil.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15072<BR><TD> Smurf Genocide Volume #1
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="smurfs.cc">smurfs.cc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3231<BR><TD> A Compilation of Anti-Smurf Poetry, by The Highwayman, and The Smuggler
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="snake_ng.ras">snake_ng.ras</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2712<BR><TD> An MIT Student Talks about his pet Boa Constrictor
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="snipe.txt">snipe.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1920<BR><TD> SNIPE SORCERY: The Invocation of the Baboo, a Collection of False Wicca
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="soccer.txt">soccer.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1450<BR><TD> Top 10 New Precautions The British Have Taken to Avoid Soccer Voilence
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="socecon.hum">socecon.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13541<BR><TD> The New Socialism, by John K. Williams
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="social.hum">social.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6441<BR><TD> Economic Power, by Joseph S. Fulda
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="socks.drx">socks.drx</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3540<BR><TD> Where the Missing Socks from the Laundry Go, by Snarastaman
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="soleleer.hum">soleleer.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22051<BR><TD> Stare Decisis Chapter 9: SOLE LEER
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="solviets.hum">solviets.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2609<BR><TD> The Soviets: What are they pulling now?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="some_hu.mor">some_hu.mor</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6505<BR><TD> Collection of odd 1976 Newspaper Stories
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="soporifi.abs">soporifi.abs</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2651<BR><TD> The Ballade of Soporific Absorption from 1958 (January 12, 1989)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sorority.gir">sorority.gir</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7031<BR><TD> Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="spelin_r.ifo">spelin_r.ifo</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1464<BR><TD> Spelling Reform, a Letter at a Time
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="speling.msk">speling.msk</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4113<BR><TD> Indications you're reading Popular English
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="spider.hum">spider.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1935<BR><TD> Creepy Accounting of a Tarantula Killing a Sparrow
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="spoonlis.txt">spoonlis.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15459<BR><TD> A List of Malapropisms, Mixed Metaphors, Spoonerisms, Etc. by Noel Giffin (February, 1993)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="spydust.hum">spydust.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4693<BR><TD> Spy Dust Mopped Up, a Special Report
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="squids.gph">squids.gph</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6603<BR><TD> The True Definition of a SQUID by The Ascii Assassin
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="st_silic.txt">st_silic.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5918<BR><TD> More Silliness from Saint Silicon
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="staff.txt">staff.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2838<BR><TD> Courses Being Taught Over There or Something
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="standard.hum">standard.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5894<BR><TD> Yet Another Modest Proposal
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="startrek.txt">startrek.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2104<BR><TD> Startrek, The Ultimate Story!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="stereo.txt">stereo.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4988<BR><TD> Troubleshooting Your New Stereo, by P. Harris
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="steroid.txt">steroid.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3080<BR><TD> Announcing the creation of TEXT FILE STEROIDS!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="stone.hum">stone.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 24988<BR><TD> Odd Little Story About Sucking the Life Out Of Someone
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="strine.txt">strine.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 46263<BR><TD> The Strine Dictionary, by Ure Smith, of Sydney (1965)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="strsdiet.txt">strsdiet.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1513<BR><TD> The Stress Diet
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="studentb.txt">studentb.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4066<BR><TD> The World According To Student Bloopers
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="subrdead.hum">subrdead.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 39636<BR><TD> The Suburban Book Of The Dead, Version 1.0
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="suicide2.txt">suicide2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9199<BR><TD> 13 Ways to Commit Suicide by KvM of STACC
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sungenu.hum">sungenu.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7919<BR><TD> The Latest Cult Hero: Dr. J.R. (Bob) Dobbs
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="supermar.rul">supermar.rul</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3129<BR><TD> The Secret Supermarket Rules List
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="swearfrn.hum">swearfrn.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7100<BR><TD> How to Swear in French, by Cherry Poptart
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sysadmin.txt">sysadmin.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14090<BR><TD> Know Your System Administrator: A Field Guide
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sysman.txt">sysman.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7128<BR><TD> Extract from "The Way It Is" - Warner/Davis
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="t-10.hum">t-10.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2249<BR><TD> T-10, where are you?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="t-shirt.hum">t-shirt.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4859<BR><TD> T-Shirts: The Human Bumpersticker
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="t_zone.jok">t_zone.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9046<BR><TD> Mission Impossible Meets the Twilight Zone
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="takenote.jok">takenote.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2047<BR><TD> How to Take Notes in Professor Mitchell's Class
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="talebeat.hum">talebeat.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11975<BR><TD> Rock The Story of Nick and the Intergalactic Break Dancers
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="talkbizr.txt">talkbizr.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17815<BR><TD> The Talk.Bizzare Board Game: Rules and Diagram
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="taping.hum">taping.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5117<BR><TD> The TAPING I: Rag File on Jeff Spicolli
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="tarot.txt">tarot.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6362<BR><TD> Major Arcana Tarot Cards that Didn't Quite Make It
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="teens.txt">teens.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2875<BR><TD> How to Survive the Terrible Teens: An Owners' Guide
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="teevee.hum">teevee.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4333<BR><TD> Television Programs from Outer Space
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="telecom.q">telecom.q</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16195<BR><TD> Large Collection of Telephone-Related Quotes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="televisi.hum">televisi.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5832<BR><TD> How to Work in Television, or Hand Me That Piano
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="televisi.txt">televisi.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6878<BR><TD> How to Work in Television, or Hand Me That Piano, by The Great Crumal
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="temphell.jok">temphell.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1318<BR><TD> The Tempature of Heaven
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="terbear.txt">terbear.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6021<BR><TD> The Terror Bears on the Rampage, by Darkside 444
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="termpoem.txt">termpoem.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1725<BR><TD> Terminal Panic, or Why Didn't I Become an English Major? By Susan Crawshaw
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="terms.hum">terms.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7487<BR><TD> An Unabridged, Uncommon, and Unnecessary Dictionary of Computer Terminology, from King Herman
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="terrmcd'.hum">terrmcd'.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7203<BR><TD> How to Terrorize McDonalds
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="terrnieg.hum">terrnieg.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3283<BR><TD> How to Terorize the Neighborhood
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="test.hum">test.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4982<BR><TD> Current Affairs Quiz, January, 1984
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="test.jok">test.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10488<BR><TD> How to Test those Christians
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="test2.jok">test2.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4927<BR><TD> More Tests for Bibliolators
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="testchri.txt">testchri.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4230<BR><TD> Here are more tests for our Bibliolators...
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="texican.dic">texican.dic</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18070<BR><TD> Texasese Speak Listing, or Texas Crude Dictionary
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="texican.lex">texican.lex</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18069<BR><TD> List of Texas Crude (Dialect)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="textgrap.hum">textgrap.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2730<BR><TD> A REALLY old classic by Jason Scott, The Slipped Disk
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="tfepisod.hum">tfepisod.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5970<BR><TD> Episode Guide for Tristan Farn0n stuff
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="tfpoems.hum">tfpoems.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1629<BR><TD> A Few Quick Poems from Tristan Farn0n
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="the_ant.txt">the_ant.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2916<BR><TD> A Quick Update to the Fable of the Ant and the Grasshopper
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="the_math.hel">the_math.hel</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5773<BR><TD> The Math Problem From Hell
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="thecube.hum">thecube.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5842<BR><TD> Pirate Publication by Supplier
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="thermite.ana">thermite.ana</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11392<BR><TD> Thermite Incendiaries and Formulas, by Primo Pyro
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="thesis.beh">thesis.beh</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5423<BR><TD> 101 Things Not to do at Or For Your Thesis Defense
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="three.lws">three.lws</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10138<BR><TD> The Adventures of Lone Wolf Scientific
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="tickmoon.hum">tickmoon.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8376<BR><TD> Ticket To The Moon
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="timetr.hum">timetr.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6538<BR><TD> Time Travel: A Discussion, by Howard Ullman
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="tits">tits</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5443<BR><TD> Head Honco Presents: Tits for Free
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="tnd.html">tnd.html</A> <tab to=T><TD> 27483<BR><TD> Small Collection of "Found Humor"
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="top10.elf">top10.elf</A> <tab to=T><TD> 670<BR><TD> The Top Ten Elf Pickup Lines
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="top10.txt">top10.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 30008<BR><TD> The Best Letterman Top 10s from David Letterman, 1989
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="top10st1.txt">top10st1.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 28316<BR><TD> Silly Top Ten List Compilation (December 1992)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="top10st2.txt">top10st2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 47880<BR><TD> Additional Stupid Top 10 Lists
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="topten.hum">topten.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5636<BR><TD> A Top Ten Look Back at the 80s by Deth Vegetable and Fidel Castro
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="toxcwast.hum">toxcwast.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4456<BR><TD> The Store of T0XIC WASTE
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="transp.txt">transp.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2908<BR><TD> How to Build Your Own Transporter
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="trash!.hum">trash!.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3509<BR><TD> A Couple Headlines taken off the Tabloids
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="trekfume.txt">trekfume.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3648<BR><TD> New... Trekfume: Trek Perfumes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="trekwes.hum">trekwes.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6636<BR><TD> The Next, Next Generation. How It All Began!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="tribble.hum">tribble.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2429<BR><TD> That's Dribble, Tribble!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="trukdeth.txt">trukdeth.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5807<BR><TD> Stories About Trucks And Death...By: The Penguin, The Druggie, Rockhead, Hot Mama, and Ski Guy
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="truthlsd.hum">truthlsd.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17379<BR><TD> ALTERNATIVE III by Leslie Watkins
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="truths.hum">truths.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3072<BR><TD> How Do We Tell Truths That Might Hurt?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="tshirts.jok">tshirts.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8223<BR><TD> Collection of T-Shirt Sayings
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="tuflife.txt">tuflife.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2865<BR><TD> Getting Through Life's Tough Stages
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="turbo.hum">turbo.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3154<BR><TD> The Turbo Encabulator in Industry
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="turing.shr">turing.shr</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4543<BR><TD> The Turing Shroud: An Amazing Archeological Discovery! By Chris Boyd (1990)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="twinkie.txt">twinkie.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2745<BR><TD> The Twinkie Therom, The Real Story, by CHUD
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="twinkies.jok">twinkies.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4489<BR><TD> The Biology of Snack Cakes Prepared by Eric Kollenberg 21 Feb. 1986
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="un.happy">un.happy</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3506<BR><TD> Things to Do When in an Unhappy Mood
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="units.mea">units.mea</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1600<BR><TD> Real Bizzare Units of Measurement (February 1989)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="univ.odd">univ.odd</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10808<BR><TD> List of Universities that quickly degenerates into siliness
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="urban.txt">urban.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 35283<BR><TD> Official Usenet Alt.Folklore.Urban Frequently Posted Legends
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="vaguemag.90s">vaguemag.90s</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6806<BR><TD> Vague, the Magazine that Defines the 90's
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="valujet.txt">valujet.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16176<BR><TD> Short Play About the World's Safest Airline, by George F.
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="variety1.asc">variety1.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 20711<BR><TD> Collection of Various Humor Textfiles
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="variety2.asc">variety2.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19371<BR><TD> Varions Humor Textfiles, Part II
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="variety3.asc">variety3.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 38121<BR><TD> Various Humor Textfiles, Part III
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="various.txt">various.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 42129<BR><TD> Various Humor Textfiles, Part IV
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="vegkill.txt">vegkill.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3072<BR><TD> Is Killing Vegetables Wrong?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="voltron.hum">voltron.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2285<BR><TD> The Story of V O L T R O N
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="vonthomp">vonthomp</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1145<BR><TD> Quote from Kurt Vonnegut of Hunter S. Thompson
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="wagit.txt">wagit.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3436<BR><TD> Join W.A.G.I.T. Today! White Are Good, It True.
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="wagon.hum">wagon.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6470<BR><TD> You know it's time to go on the wagon when....
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="waitress.txt">waitress.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4654<BR><TD> Health Warning: Waitresses
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="washroom.txt">washroom.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3165<BR><TD> 20 Types You Meet in the Men's Room
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="wedding.hum">wedding.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1821<BR><TD> The Wedding Ends Before it Started: NY Post
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="weight.txt">weight.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1519<BR><TD> Giving New Meaning to Working out With Weights - Russell Daily News, Feb. 24, 1992
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="welfare">welfare</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1948<BR><TD> Examples of Unclear Writing to the Welfare Department
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="welfare.txt">welfare.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2023<BR><TD> Welfare Bloopers Fare Wall (Excerpts from Applications for Welfare)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="wetdream.hum">wetdream.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3220<BR><TD> Wet Dream in Atlantis
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="who.txt">who.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1297<BR><TD> Did you hear about the guy who.....
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="whoon1st.hum">whoon1st.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7680<BR><TD> The Classic Who's On First Routine
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="whoops.hum">whoops.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2448<BR><TD> Why the National Satirist was down last week
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="why-me.hum">why-me.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5700<BR><TD> Examples of People Dying or Getting Hurt in really funny ways
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="wimptest.txt">wimptest.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9106<BR><TD> Mangling Impersonal Relationships, by Dunkirk
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="wisconsi.txt">wisconsi.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6034<BR><TD> Collection of Wiconsonisms
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="wisdom">wisdom</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7009<BR><TD> Words of Wisdom
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="women.jok">women.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3197<BR><TD> David's Truths About Women
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="wood">wood</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3715<BR><TD> The Woody Sketch from Monty Python's Flying Circus
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="woodbine.txt">woodbine.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3510<BR><TD> The New Woodbine Pushover Stakes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="woodbugs.txt">woodbugs.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9008<BR><TD> 101 Uses For Wood Bugs (those bugs that curl into a ball) by David Hooper
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="woodsmok.txt">woodsmok.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5522<BR><TD> Stories about the Problems with Wood-Burning Stoves
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="woolly_m.amm">woolly_m.amm</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5448<BR><TD> Retrobreeding the Woolly Mammoth from the April 1984 Issue of the MIT Technology Review
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="word.hum">word.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2169<BR><TD> One of the Most Colorful Words in the World is FUCK!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="worldend.hum">worldend.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13132<BR><TD> The World Ended Yesterday, by Don L. Tyler
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="wrdnws1.txt">wrdnws1.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4841<BR><TD> Weird News: Volume 1
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="wrdnws2.txt">wrdnws2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4606<BR><TD> Weird News Volume 2
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="wrdnws3.txt">wrdnws3.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5037<BR><TD> Weird News Volume 3
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="wrdnws4.txt">wrdnws4.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4990<BR><TD> Weird News Volume 4
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="wrdnws5.txt">wrdnws5.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5064<BR><TD> Weird News Volume 5
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="wrdnws6.txt">wrdnws6.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5008<BR><TD> Weird News Volume 6
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="wrdnws7.txt">wrdnws7.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4819<BR><TD> Weird News Volume 7
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="wrdnws8.txt">wrdnws8.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4388<BR><TD> Weird News Volume 8
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="wrdnws9.txt">wrdnws9.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4872<BR><TD> Weird News Volume 9
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xibovac.txt">xibovac.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 78769<BR><TD> My Time with Xibo on my Vacation
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="xtermin8.hum">xtermin8.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5469<BR><TD> Leech Extermination Guide Version One
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="y.txt">y.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2553<BR><TD> 50 Uses for the Household Pussy, by Gross Genitalia, December 04, 1989
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="yjohncse.hum">yjohncse.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3945<BR><TD> Why Johnny Can't Sell, a Business Report
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="yogisays.txt">yogisays.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2474<BR><TD> Famous Yogi Berra Quotes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="yuppies.hum">yuppies.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5656<BR><TD> What is A Yuppie? By Uncle Stimey
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="zen.txt">zen.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8448<BR><TD> A Collection of Zen Koans
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="zgtoilet.txt">zgtoilet.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5847<BR><TD> Zero Gravity Toilet Instructions
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="zodiac.hum">zodiac.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3122<BR><TD> The World's Most Unpleasant Zodiac
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