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Gnuplot
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Gnuplot
Free Software Folks FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
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Somewhere near MIT April 1, 1992
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FSF announces GNU GNURM, the new, improved network worm!
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Tired of old, outdated, buggy worms clogging up your system? Then
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be happy to know that FSF, the people who've done more to destroy
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intellectual property that anyone else, are proud to announce the
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release of GNURM 1.0. Even better, GNURM is being released into
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the public domain (and the public data networks), so it's
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absolutely free. You don't have to go and get GNURM, GNURM will
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come and get you!
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What GNURM does:
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Using advanced techniques that could only be programmed by people
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who have grants, trust funds, or other means by which they don't
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have to work for a living, GNURM roams the networks, using little
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known bugs, stupid errors by sysadms, and other methods that you
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couldn't possibly understand to ensconce itself in your system.
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Once there, GNURM provides your system with the many benefits that
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the FSF has decided you need!
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* GNURM updates all your old, tired utilities to the
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brand-new, shiny, GNU versions!
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* GNURM's advanced AI frees your software from the bondage
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of copyright laws by seeking out and destroying any
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copyright statements in the code or source (thus saving
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valuable disc space). GNURM's special GNUTRON BOMB
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feature destroys intellectual property rights, while
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leaving the code standing!
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* Best of all, when GNURM has finished, it moves itself
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onto your friends computer, spreading goodwill and
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copylefts everywhere it goes.
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Don't waste time, get GNU'd today!
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Processor cycles are precious things, and it takes a lot of them to
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crack your root password. This could result in some slowdowns for
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your friends as GNURM tries to access your system. Don't be impolite.
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Change your root password to GNU today! You'll be glad you did
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tomorrow!
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