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Date: Mon, 7 Jun 93 19:30:03 EDT
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From: sgupta@cs.unm.edu
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Subject: Math Disproved Via Sex
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It seems that mathematics isn't so impeccable after all! Especially
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when it comes to sex! Here are some mathematical truisms that didn't
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quite hold up!
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Q: If you are having sex with TWO women and ONE more woman walks in,
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what do you have?
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A: Divorce proceedings, most likely.
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Q: If you have two friends and six women, how many women do each of
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your friends get?
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A: None.
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Q: Is three an odd number?
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A: Not in this day and age.
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Q: If a 6-inch penis can attract 10 women, how many women can an
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18-inch penis attract?
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A: Two billion.
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Q: If you go to bed 9 hours before you have to wake up, and you wife
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wants to have 2 hours of sex, how much sleep will you get?
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A: 8 hours, 59 minutes-- who cares what she wants!
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Q: How are math and sex the same?
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A: I don't get either one.
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Sarang Gupta (sgupta@unmvax.cs.unm.edu)
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