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The Hotel California [312] 234-6237
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[+]=[+]=[+]=[+]=[+]=[+]=[+]=[+]=[+]=[+]=[+]=[+]=[+]=[+]=[+]=[+]=[+]=[+]=[+]
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[+] [+]
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[+] The Sysop's Guide to Loozers, Leeches, Rodents [+]
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[+] ---------------------------------------------- [+]
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[+] Written By: The Hitcher [+]
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[+] [+]
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[+] Dedicated to: Assassin's Knot [+]
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[+] [+]
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Preface:
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This file is written to help sysops find, search, and destroy,
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loozers, leeches, and rodents. This file also mentions specific examples of
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people (Including names)...and is also meant to offend these people in question
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and any C0m0d0rk user reading this, Thank You.
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Chapter 1: Introduction
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Generaly speaking there are 3 types of boards, with different type of paracites attached.
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Chapter 2: Paracites
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Loozer:
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A). A typical person who just got their modem for their birthday and without
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knowledge tries to become a pirate.
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B). A person who is 13 yrs old or younger with a high voice is a true sign of a
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loozer.
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C). Anyone who goes around doing very stupid things (backspcing 10 minutes,
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posting stupid info. etc.).
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Ex. A). A guy by the name of Gett Smartt or The Chief.
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Ex. B). A very high voiced fag named Black Venom (2600htz).
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Ex. C). Black Venom, Party Animal, Poor Man, Stile of Infinity, Chief
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Investigtor, Shiek of L. A., and Dragon Tamer are very good examples
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of this.
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Leech:
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This mostly aplys to a BBS which is a primarily a U/L | D/L system.
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A). A person who continually D/Ls' without even considering U/Ling.
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B). Some one who consistantly calls boards and doesn't post for years.
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Ex. A). Don't personaly know anyone who fits this description.
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Ex. B). Ditto.
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Rodent:
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A rodent is a combination of all of these types of people.
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A). A person who prank calls you when you are modding your board.
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B). A person who doesn't fit under catagories 1 & 2.
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Ex. A). A fag by the name of the Shadow.
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Ex. B). There are so many that I lose my count.
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Chapter 3: The "Ideal" User
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Now, lets look at the qualities of a good user.
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U/L D/L system only:
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A). He U/Ls the same amount of times he D/Ls.
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B). Or U/Ls more than he D/Ls (Rarely found).
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U/L D/L system with sub boards:
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A). He D/Ls more than he U/Ls providing he posts some good information.
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B). He posts more than he D/Ls or U/Ls.
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Sub board system only:
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A). He posts information (Good information) about 3 times in every 8 calls.
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Chapter 4: The "Ideal" paracite
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This chapter describes how the 3 classes of paracites act on BBSs'.
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U/L D/L systems are where you find the most Leeches, etc. so that is what I am focussing on.
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A). Loozer
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1). He puts fake files up on the Fur/Ae which are not to be out for years
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just so he can D/L.
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2). He posts shit that he does not have on the available list.
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B). Leech
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1). He simply doesn't U/L.
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2). He tries to con the sysop into letting him get a 4 side game saying
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that he will then U/L Ultima XXXXVVVVIIII and just hangs up.
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C). Rodent
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*NOTE* - Rodent and Leeche go hand and hand and they are very much the same.
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1). Refer to "B"
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Chapter 5: How to eliminate the above
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This chapter GENERALY describes the methods most commonly used to eliminate the above.
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A). Loozer
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1). Just face him with the facts and kick him off.
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2). Tell him to first "Fuck Off Loozer" then do the above.
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*NOTE* - If this is a 13yr old or younger case of loozer, just tell him, "You
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are too young to be in the pirate world sonny" and hang up.
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*NOTE* - He will probly convert to a rodent (Which will be described later) and
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start doing rodent things.
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B). Leech
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1). Ok, just warn him (if you have any feelings for him) and tell him to
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start doing shit (this is of course if he is young enough to belive
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you).
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2). Put him on the rag board.
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3). Kick the little bastard off and prank his number with Micro Pranker.
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C). Rodent
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1). Kick him off right away.
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2). Put him on the rag board.
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3). Call him a Judge Dredd then do the above.
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Chapter 6: Etc.
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This chapter highlights the main things that Loozers, Leeches and Rodents do on BBSs' that would qualify them to be dealt with as the above.
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A). Loozer
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1). He does 10 mins (Average 10) of backspcing on his messages.
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2). He posts "I have a metro, wanna trade?"
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3). He posts wares that are moldier than his dead great grandmother's
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great grandmother's first tampon.
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B). Leech
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1). He signs his name with <L8r, Cyoul8r, CUL8r, etc> (also typical
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loozer signature).
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2). He posts lame want adds for wares.
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C). Rodents
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1). Refer to the above.
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2). Has such words as K-K00l, 0, ph---, ---z etc. in their vocabulary.
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Chapter 7: Computer relations (& modems)
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Ok, this one describes the computers and modems that are alowed on a
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respectable BBS. (Idea derived from Dr. Arcane)
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Computers:
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Apple (Family): A cool person (obviously) - No disconnection what so ever
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unless he fits under the above descriptions.
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IBM: Pretty cool people, respectable computer, rarely worth shit on an Apple
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board - Some disconnection aplicable.
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C0m0d0rk: Other than instant dissconnection, they are real loozers and
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shouldn't even attempt to call an Apple board.
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Tandy: Kinda a cross between C0m0d0rk and IBM. (You decide)
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Timex Sinclair (hahahah): Faster than instant disconnection, multiply C0m0d0rk
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times 10 and you got Timex.
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Atari: A cross between IBM and Apple - Moderate disconnection.
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Modems:
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Cat (Family): The way to go as they say - No disconnection.
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Micro Modem (Family): Ranks second in the race of modems, normaly cool people,
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very scarce disconnection.
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Volks Modem: A few cool people - Very common disconnection.
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Apple: Fair people, some disconnection.
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Any 110 baud modem: Instant disconnection, you shouldn't even be asking this.
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Chapter 8: The "Ideal" board
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Guess what this one is?
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Good Board:
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10 megs at least.
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Plenty of files and subs.
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U/L D/L opt.
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Clock opt.
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Multi Line w/ Multi chat opt.
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Good popularity.
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Goos sysop.
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Good Board: For those who don't have the $$$ for the above.
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At least 2 drives and a ramdisk.
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Good sysop.
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Good popularity.
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Subs that get action on them.
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A file or two opt.
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Chapter 9: Lame boards
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Decide for yourself, considering the above information.
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Chapter 10: Summing up
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Well I'm at the end of all I can think about now, watch out for the next issue
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(out in a few months)
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Adios
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[+] Give these cool boards a ring [+]
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[+] [+]
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[+] Hitcher's Galaxy ..................................... 213-393-0781 [+]
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[+] FACEmaster's ......................................... 619-948-4002 [+]
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[+] Panther Board ........................................ 805-252-8488 [+]
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[+] [+]
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Written by: The Hitcher
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Volume #1 of 1
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_____________________________________________________________________________
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"The Sysop's Guide to Loozers, Leeches, and Rodents"
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is an On-Line Enterprises (TM) presentation
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_____________________________________________________________________________
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Date: 08.09.85 - 12:28 PM PST
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