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Universal VAX 8900
Username: GOD
Password:
Welcome to universal VAX timesharing God
$ SET PROC/PROT=ALL
$ SET PROC/NAME="I'm the God"
$ CREATE/DIR <WORLD>
And there was light...
$ CREATE/DIR <WORLD.EARTH>
$ CREATE/DIR <WORLD.EARTH.PARADISE>
$ SET DEF <WORLD.EARTH.PARADISE>
$ CR ADAM.MAN
Adam is made of clay.
^Z
$ CR EVE.WOMEN
Eve is made of Adam.
^Z
$ CR DEVIL.EVIL
Devil is evil.
^Z
$
Hmmm...
$ CREATE/DIR <WORLD.HELL>
$ COPY DEVIL.* <WORLD.HELL>
$ DEL DEVIL.*
$ COPY *.* <WORLD.EARTH>
$ DEL *.*
$ SET DEF <WORLD>
$ DEL <WORLD.EARTH.PARADISE>
$ RUN <GAMES>WAR
Play with ?: <WORLD>
^C
$ DATE
4-JUL-1776 14:24:53
$ RUN <GAMES>WAR
Play with ?: <WORLD>
*CRASH* *BANG* *WHAM*
Huh?
$ DATE
24-DEC-1986 23:41:33
$ DIR <WORLD.EARTH>
%DIRECT-E-OPENIN, Error opening <WORLD>
-W-NOSUCHFILE, No such file
???
$ DIR/SIZ <WORLD.HELL>
ADAM.MAN 1
ALICE.WOMAN 1
ARTHUR.MAN 1
^O
$ DEL <WORLD>
Oh well...
$ LO
User GOD logged out