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Try this at your unix login :
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> % rm meese-ethics
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> rm: meese-ethics nonexistent
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> % ar m God
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> ar: God does not exist
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> % "How would you rate Quayle's incompetence?
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> Unmatched ".
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> % ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
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> Modifier failed.
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> % If I had a ( for every $ the Congress spent, what would I have?
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> Too many ('s.
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> % make love
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> Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
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> % sleep with me
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> bad character
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> % got a light?
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> No match.
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> % man: why did you get a divorce?
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> man:: Too many arguments.
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> % ^What is saccharine?
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> Bad substitute.
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> % %blow
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> %blow: No such job.
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> % \(-
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> (-: Command not found.
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> $ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
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> no sense in pretending!
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> $ drink <bottle; opener
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> bottle: cannot open
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> opener: not found
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> $ mkdir matter; cat >matter
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> matter: cannot create
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