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From mmaughme Fri Jun 2 12:59:03 PDT 1989
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As you sing this, it may help the effect to imagine a dozen women, all of
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whom resemble Bill Joy, dressed in black and dancing sinuously.
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Addicted To Vi
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(with apologies to Robert Palmer)
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You press the keys with no effect,
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Your mode is not correct.
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The screen blurs, your fingers shake;
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You forgot to press escape.
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Can't insert, can't delete,
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Cursor keys won't repeat.
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You try to quit, but can't leave,
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An extra "bang" is all you need.
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You think it's neat to type an "a" or an "i"--
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Oh yeah?
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You won't look at emacs, no you'd just rather die
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You know you're gonna have to face it;
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You're addicted to vi!
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You edit files one at a time;
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That doesn't seem too out of line?
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You don't think of keys to bind--
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A meta key would blow your mind.
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H, J, K, L? You're not annoyed?
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Expressions must be a Joy!
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Just press "f", or is it "t"?
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Maybe "n", or just "g"?
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Oh--You think it's neat to type an "a" or an "i"--
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Oh yeah?
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You won't look at emacs, no you'd just rather die
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You know you're gonna have to face it;
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You're addicted to vi!
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Might as well face it,
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You're addicted to vi!
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You press the keys without effect,
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Your life is now a wreck.
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What a waste! Such a shame!
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And all you have is vi to blame.
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Oh--You think it's neat to type an "a" or an "i"--
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Oh yeah?
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You won't look at emacs, no you'd just rather die
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You know you're gonna have to face it;
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You're addicted to vi!
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Might as well face it,
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You're addicted to vi!
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Copyright 1989, by Chuck Musciano. All Rights Reserved
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