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<H1>Humor Files: Jokes and Shaggy Dog Stories</H1>
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If a joke is funny, it gets spread. If a person gets a bunch of jokes, they tack
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them together and they get spread. And if a subject happens (a scandal, a tragedy,
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an election) then the jokes about that event get tacked together and spread as
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well.
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What you end up with, then, are these massive files of very disparate joke clusters,
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bound only because someone thought they were funny or someone had a thing for
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light-bulb jokes. Therefore, there are probably tons of doubles and triples and
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what have you in this collection, and there's just not enough time in the day to
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sort them. So this whole directory is a bit of a crapshoot. On the other hand,
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it IS funny.
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<TD BGCOLOR=#00FF00><FONT COLOR=#000000><B>Filename</B><BR></FONT></TD>
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<TD BGCOLOR=#00DD00><FONT COLOR=#000000><B>Size</B><BR></FONT></TD>
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<TD BGCOLOR=#00AA00><FONT COLOR=#000000><B>Description of the Textfile</B><BR></TD></TR>
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/100.txt">100.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4996<BR><TD> I'd Love To, But.........
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/100room.txt">100room.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8987<BR><TD> 100 Ways to Freak Out Your Roommate
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/10ondate.txt">10ondate.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1147<BR><TD> The Top Ten Ways a Computer Guy Can Impress His Date
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/12clint.txt">12clint.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2514<BR><TD> The Twelve Days of Clinton
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/1liner.txt">1liner.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2256<BR><TD> A Collection of One-Liners
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/1more.jok">1more.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1877<BR><TD> I Was Out Rock Climbing with my Wife Estelle
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/50onfinal.txt">50onfinal.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7132<BR><TD> 50 Fun Things to Do on a Final
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/abuser.txt">abuser.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10950<BR><TD> The Best Ways to Abuse a BBS by The Joker
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/acros.txt">acros.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2179<BR><TD> Finally, a Cheat Sheet for Computer Acronyms
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/adver_tr.uth">adver_tr.uth</A> <tab to=T><TD> 798<BR><TD> Odd Circumcision Joke
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/altuniv.jok">altuniv.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1908<BR><TD> My Car Salesman Now Works for the Airlines!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/american.eng">american.eng</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1010<BR><TD> An Old English Couple Meet a New York Cabbie
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/amusing.jok">amusing.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1218<BR><TD> The Old Moonshiner's Last Stand
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/answer.jok">answer.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 25579<BR><TD> A Collection of Answering Machine Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/answerin.mac">answerin.mac</A> <tab to=T><TD> 43121<BR><TD> Complete listing of Answering Machine Messages
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/answerin.txt">answerin.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 43806<BR><TD> Additional Funny Answering Machine Messages
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/apt.hum">apt.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1564<BR><TD> So there's this businessman and this chorus girl....
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/are_you.gay">are_you.gay</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1776<BR><TD> Are you Gay? Get off the Plane!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/asstalk">asstalk</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2887<BR><TD> Did I ever Tell You About the Man Who Taught His Asshole to Talk?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/auto.hum">auto.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3866<BR><TD> Funny Auto Insurance claims
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/aviation.jok">aviation.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 81197<BR><TD> Large Collection of Flying Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/awful.jokes">awful.jokes</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7781<BR><TD> A Collection of Truly Awful Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/babyjoke.txt">babyjoke.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4035<BR><TD> A Bunch of Dead Baby Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/babypics.txt">babypics.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4192<BR><TD> So SHE's expecting a government employee to provide sex, and he wants to take a picture, and oh, I'm telling it wrong, aren't I?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/bad.jok">bad.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1312<BR><TD> You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when.....
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/bad.jokes">bad.jokes</A> <tab to=T><TD> 20509<BR><TD> The Ruins of the Bad-Joke Mailing List of 1979
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/bad_jo.kes">bad_jo.kes</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21168<BR><TD> Very Large Collection of Jokes Claiming to be from a 1979 Mailing List
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/badday.txt">badday.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1143<BR><TD> You Know It's Going To be a Bad Day When....
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/badpie.jok">badpie.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 937<BR><TD> The Woman Who Made Bad Pies
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/badtaste.txt">badtaste.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1841<BR><TD> Gross Joke involving a Patent for an Apple
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/band.jok">band.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3162<BR><TD> Flyer for the Either/Orchestra
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/barnsatn.txt">barnsatn.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 407<BR><TD> Barney, the cute purple dinosaur, is Satan
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/bath.jks">bath.jks</A> <tab to=T><TD> 30208<BR><TD> Collection of Gross/Unpleasant/Racist/Sexist Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/bc-jokes.txt">bc-jokes.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19906<BR><TD> 111 Slick Willy Clinton Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/bears.jok">bears.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1689<BR><TD> A Couple of Bear Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/bedroom_golf.txt">bedroom_golf.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2556<BR><TD> The Rules of Bedroom Golf
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/beer.jok">beer.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6893<BR><TD> Why a Beer is Better than a Woman
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/beergirl.jok">beergirl.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1433<BR><TD> 24 Good Reasons that Beer is Better Than Women
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/belboard.inf">belboard.inf</A> <tab to=T><TD> 135763<BR><TD> Large Collection of Shaggy Dog Humor
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/best.frt">best.frt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 72390<BR><TD> The Best of the Fortunes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/best1001.asc">best1001.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 24998<BR><TD> 1001 of the Best Jokes (Well, OK, not quite 1001)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/best1002.asc">best1002.asc</A> <tab to=T><TD> 28577<BR><TD> A Large Grab-Bag of Jokes of Shaggy Dog Stories
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/bigjokes">bigjokes</A> <tab to=T><TD> 594917<BR><TD> Large Collection of All Sorts of Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/bike.jok">bike.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1411<BR><TD> The Really Fast Bike Rider
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/billsmed.txt">billsmed.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1044<BR><TD> Bill Clinton's Medical Dictionary
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/blind.jok">blind.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 901<BR><TD> The Blind Man's Dog
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/blond.msg">blond.msg</A> <tab to=T><TD> 29177<BR><TD> Collection of Blonde Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/blond111.txt">blond111.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12130<BR><TD> Radio Free Milwaukee's 111 Blonde Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/blonde.txt">blonde.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 66046<BR><TD> The "Complete" Set of Blonde Jokes, December 15, 1992
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/blondej2.txt">blondej2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15407<BR><TD> Blonde Jokes, compiuled by Mr. Noise (April 25, 1992)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/blondejokes.hum">blondejokes.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13505<BR><TD> 125 Blonde Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/blondes">blondes</A> <tab to=T><TD> 29005<BR><TD> Large Collection of Blonde Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/blondes.txt">blondes.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5875<BR><TD> Collection of Blonde Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/blondjok.txt">blondjok.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15872<BR><TD> 150 Blonde Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/blonds.jks">blonds.jks</A> <tab to=T><TD> 30208<BR><TD> The "Complete" Set of Blonde Jokes (202)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/book.txt">book.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 74754<BR><TD> MISC: Another Collection of Bad Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/book2.txt">book2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 50180<BR><TD> Collection of Bad Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/boss.txt">boss.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1266<BR><TD> The Boss
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/boytrain.jok">boytrain.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1447<BR><TD> The Little Boy and the Train
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/brownies.jok">brownies.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2039<BR><TD> Recipe for Mom's Brownies
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/bulb.txt">bulb.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 39040<BR><TD> Another Canonical Collection of Light Bulb Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/bulbjoke.txt">bulbjoke.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4210<BR><TD> Very large Collection of Lightbulb Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/bulbs.txt">bulbs.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 23958<BR><TD> Large Collection of Light-Bulb Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/bumper.txt">bumper.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3553<BR><TD> Actual Bumper Stickers Found on Actual Cars
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/bumpstick">bumpstick</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3107<BR><TD> Bumper Stickers Seen on the Information Superhighway
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/byujokes.txt">byujokes.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16384<BR><TD> Brigham Young University Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/c.hum">c.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1736<BR><TD> Murphy's Laws
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/calctest.hum">calctest.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2511<BR><TD> Answers to the Calculus Final, by a Concerned and Resourceful Student
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/canoes.txt">canoes.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2063<BR><TD> JOKE: How Different Armed Forces Ran in the Canoe Race
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/caracros.txt">caracros.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2174<BR><TD> A Collection of Car Acronyms
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/cate.jok">cate.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 577465<BR><TD> Complete Random Collection of Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/cathjews.jok">cathjews.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1584<BR><TD> The Jewish Kid Got the Point at Catholic School
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/celebrate.txt">celebrate.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 897<BR><TD> The Pope Dies and Goes to Heaven
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/chickens.jok">chickens.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3892<BR><TD> How Many Generic Chickens Can You Fit Into a Generic Pontiac?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/children.txt">children.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7640<BR><TD> Murphy's Laws on Parenting
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/chinmenu.jok">chinmenu.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2776<BR><TD> Wun Hung Lo Chinese Restaurant
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/clinton.jok">clinton.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 99067<BR><TD> Very Large Collection of Clinton Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/cokkies.hum">cokkies.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2792<BR><TD> Some bad cookies from the Works BBS
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/compchis.txt">compchis.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3090<BR><TD> The Worm Before Christmas by Clement C. Morris
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/compdaff.txt">compdaff.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1996<BR><TD> Computer Daffy-Nitions
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/complove.jok">complove.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1889<BR><TD> Hacker Wants to Marry His Computer, from The Sun, (January 17, 1989)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/computer.txt">computer.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3243<BR><TD> Things to Do in a Computer Lab
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/compvocb.txt">compvocb.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1267<BR><TD> Computer Vocabulary for Geeks and Normal
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/condom.jok">condom.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16385<BR><TD> The Large Collection of Condom Jokes and Articles
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/condom.txt">condom.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2963<BR><TD> Collection of Condom Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/condoms.jok">condoms.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 684<BR><TD> Condoms Sold and Fitted!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/conduct.txt">conduct.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2733<BR><TD> A Shaggy Dog Story With Absolutely No Bananas!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/cookie.html">cookie.html</A> <tab to=T><TD> 33745<BR><TD> Karl Lehenbauer's Fortune Cookie File
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/cookieii.hum">cookieii.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 62792<BR><TD> Quip Snips, by William D. Tammeus
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/courting.jok">courting.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3456<BR><TD> How to Kill a Missouri Eel
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/cowmilk.txt">cowmilk.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 506<BR><TD> My First Time Ever
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/cricket.jok">cricket.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1059<BR><TD> Cricket Match Which is Funnier than Baseball
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/crmation.jok">crmation.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 607<BR><TD> The Dubiously True Cremation Joke
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/cupholder.txt">cupholder.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 869<BR><TD> True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/cute.say">cute.say</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4793<BR><TD> Collection of Cute Sayings
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/dahmer.jok">dahmer.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2122<BR><TD> The Complete Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes List
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/dahmer.txt">dahmer.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1828<BR><TD> Collection of Jeffrey Dahmer Jokes (Cannibalism, etc.)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/dangwild.jok">dangwild.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1360<BR><TD> Egad! The Mosquitos are BIG!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/darksucker.txt">darksucker.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4641<BR><TD> Dark Conspiracy Involving Electrical Power Companies Surfances, by the Quantum Mechanic (August 7, 1988)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/date.txt">date.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5946<BR><TD> More than 50 Ways to Get Rid of Blind Dates (And other Social Catastrophes)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/datepick.txt">datepick.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 917<BR><TD> The Guy Has Four Daughters That Live At Home
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/deck.txt">deck.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11161<BR><TD> The Very Last "Doesn't Have a Full Deck" List
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/defense.txt">defense.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2663<BR><TD> You Know You Work for a Defense Contractor When....
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/dentist.txt">dentist.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 886<BR><TD> The Dentist Joke
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/devildic">devildic</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13873<BR><TD> Collection of Definitions from the Devil's Dictionary by Ambrose Bierce
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/dinner.jok">dinner.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 570<BR><TD> Trying to Help the Chinese Man Next to Her
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/dinosaur.jok">dinosaur.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1607<BR><TD> A Large Collection of Dinosaur Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/dinosaur.txt">dinosaur.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1185<BR><TD> A Large Selection of DINOSAUR JOKES
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/doekiller.txt">doekiller.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1275<BR><TD> Wanted for Attempted Murder
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/dogsex.txt">dogsex.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2702<BR><TD> A Dog Named Sex
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/dough.jok">dough.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1545<BR><TD> Reasons Why Cookie Dough Is Better Than Men
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/drivers.jok">drivers.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1498<BR><TD> The Wall Street Reports on Dummies in the HOV Lane
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/drtymind.txt">drtymind.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 685<BR><TD> He and She
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/dumpon.txt">dumpon.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1770<BR><TD> Inspiration for the Unhappy
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/easter.jok">easter.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1383<BR><TD> What is EASTER?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/echomai2.txt">echomai2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16348<BR><TD> Blonde Jokes #3, 1991
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/elephant.jok">elephant.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3853<BR><TD> Some Elephant Jokes (1988)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/elephant.txt">elephant.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5655<BR><TD> A Large Collection of Elephant Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/elephant2.txt">elephant2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2835<BR><TD> A Large Collection of Elephant Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/eng-math-phy.txt">eng-math-phy.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6099<BR><TD> Let's Pick on Engeineers Today
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/engineer.jok">engineer.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 998<BR><TD> The Pessimists' Guide to Engineer-Talk
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/english.txt">english.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4244<BR><TD> Collection of Heartfelt attempts to write in English from around the world
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/eschat_l.lis">eschat_l.lis</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2610<BR><TD> An Eschatological Laundry List: Some of the 927 Great Truths
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/ethiopia.txt">ethiopia.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5323<BR><TD> The Ethiopian Joke Book, by The Blue Buccaneer
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/ethnic.jok">ethnic.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 56587<BR><TD> Large Stack of Irish Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/ethnic2.jok">ethnic2.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 34353<BR><TD> Large Stack of Irish Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/evangali.jok">evangali.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2575<BR><TD> TV Evangelism: A True Story
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/evilcake.hum">evilcake.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1585<BR><TD> The Origins of the Evil Cake Contest
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/examburn.txt">examburn.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6567<BR><TD> The Exam Burn
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/excuses.txt">excuses.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3192<BR><TD> A Collection of Typical School Excuses
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/expjoke.txt">expjoke.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6583<BR><TD> Cheap Explosives and Sick Jokes, by Suicidal Maniac of Anarchists' Alliance
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/f.jok">f.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 145924<BR><TD> An EXTREMELY Large Fortune File
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/firesqd.jok">firesqd.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2521<BR><TD> The Firing Squad Joke, starring Your Favorite Ethnic Minority
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/fish2.jok">fish2.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1501<BR><TD> Goddamned Fish!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/flaglick.jok">flaglick.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1510<BR><TD> Lick the Flag? Are Your Crazy?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/flowcht.txt">flowcht.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1904<BR><TD> Problem Solving Process (Flowchart)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/fortun.cookie">fortun.cookie</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9867<BR><TD> Large Collection of Fortune Cookies
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/fortun_c.ook">fortun_c.ook</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10047<BR><TD> List of Fortunes from Cookies
|
||
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/fortune.hum">fortune.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 70135<BR><TD> A Collection of One-Line Fortunes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/fortunes.mac">fortunes.mac</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13048<BR><TD> Large Collection of Fortunes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/fortunes.txt">fortunes.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 39238<BR><TD> Fortunes, Compiled by Stefan Posthuma
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/frog.sty">frog.sty</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4980<BR><TD> The Joke About the Talking Frog
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/funnysigns.txt">funnysigns.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4786<BR><TD> Some Funny Signs
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/girls.jok">girls.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10986<BR><TD> Collection of Old, Old Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/godwisd.jok">godwisd.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1067<BR><TD> Wisdom of the Gods, a Joke
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/golf.jok">golf.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1067<BR><TD> Forgive me Father, I used the F-Word While Golfing
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/gorilla_.txt">gorilla_.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6394<BR><TD> And Now for the Purple Gorilla Joke!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/govofficial.txt">govofficial.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3262<BR><TD> Warranty Card on Purchased Government Official
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/graffiti.jok">graffiti.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3331<BR><TD> A Collection of One-Liners (June 6, 1988)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/grandeur.jok">grandeur.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7834<BR><TD> A Deluge of Grandeur (Joke)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/grave.txt">grave.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1127<BR><TD> Two Drunks Fall in a Grave (Joke)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/grettrut.hum">grettrut.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6183<BR><TD> Great Truths
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/gross.txt">gross.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3840<BR><TD> Collection of Gross Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/grossjok.hum">grossjok.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3801<BR><TD> Totally Nasty and Bad Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/guard.jokes">guard.jokes</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12756<BR><TD> Jokes about the Guards at MIT
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/guy100.txt">guy100.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5998<BR><TD> 100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be a Guy
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/h2o.txt">h2o.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1108<BR><TD> How Gullible Are We?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/hacktest.txt">hacktest.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19642<BR><TD> The Hacker Test Version 1.0 (June 16, 1989)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/hecomes.jok">hecomes.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3213<BR><TD> The Story of Mad Martin, from Gene Spafford (1988)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/hell.jok">hell.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3862<BR><TD> Rowan Atkinson's Hell Monologue, typed by Raymond Field (May 13, 1989)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/hell.txt">hell.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1745<BR><TD> The Thermodynamics of Hell
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/hitpenny.jok">hitpenny.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3687<BR><TD> Hit the Penny, hit the Quarter
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/hornydog.jok">hornydog.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1203<BR><TD> There Were These Two Dogs...
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/humor.txt">humor.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 106245<BR><TD> Prove That All Odd Integers are Prime
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/idealpas.jok">idealpas.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 959<BR><TD> The "Perfect Pastor"
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/indian.hum">indian.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1371<BR><TD> Never Trust an Indian
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/info_car.txt">info_car.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3412<BR><TD> Guide to the Different Protocols of the Internet
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/insjokes.hum">insjokes.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2509<BR><TD> Actual Statements found on Insurance Forms
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/insura.jok">insura.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 962<BR><TD> Tey Won't Cover Rob Lowe's Problems!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/iraqjoke.txt">iraqjoke.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 26376<BR><TD> Small Smattering of Iraqi Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/iraqjoke2.txt">iraqjoke2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5842<BR><TD> Small Smattering of Iraqi Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/irish.jok">irish.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12547<BR><TD> Stack of Irish Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/irishbul.txt">irishbul.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7164<BR><TD> Irish Bulls: Intrinsically Contradictory Phrases that Reveal a Truth
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jesless.jok">jesless.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1128<BR><TD> Jesus and His Dumb Disciples
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jewhumor.jok">jewhumor.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 961<BR><TD> Three Lashes!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jgotus.hum">jgotus.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2900<BR><TD> Japan's Got Us Beat in the Service Department, Too, by Hilary Hinds Kitasei
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/joke001.jok">joke001.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 50820<BR><TD> All Sorts of Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/joke002.jok">joke002.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 394992<BR><TD> Massive Internet Jokebook #1
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/joke003.jok">joke003.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 75211<BR><TD> Ronen Stein's Collection of Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/joke1.fun">joke1.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1090<BR><TD> An Old Russion Joke
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokepak1.txt">jokepak1.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18148<BR><TD> Large Pack of Jokes Volume 1
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokepak2.txt">jokepak2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11536<BR><TD> Large Pack of Jokes Volume 2
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokepak3.txt">jokepak3.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14158<BR><TD> Large Pack of Jokes Volume 3
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokepak4.txt">jokepak4.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14985<BR><TD> Large Pack of Jokes Volume 4
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes">jokes</A> <tab to=T><TD> 90699<BR><TD> Large Collection of Offensive Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.001">jokes.001</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21243<BR><TD> Smattering of All Sorts of Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.01">jokes.01</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1959<BR><TD> Collection of Jokes #01
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.02">jokes.02</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21480<BR><TD> Collection of Jokes #02
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.03">jokes.03</A> <tab to=T><TD> 133652<BR><TD> Collection of Jokes #03
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.04">jokes.04</A> <tab to=T><TD> 73956<BR><TD> Collection of Jokes #04
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.05">jokes.05</A> <tab to=T><TD> 103916<BR><TD> Collection of Jokes #05
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.06">jokes.06</A> <tab to=T><TD> 29857<BR><TD> Collection of Jokes #06
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.07">jokes.07</A> <tab to=T><TD> 29275<BR><TD> Collection of Jokes #07
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.08">jokes.08</A> <tab to=T><TD> 32954<BR><TD> COllection of Jokes #08
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.09">jokes.09</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10681<BR><TD> Collection of Jokes #09
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.html">jokes.html</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1484<BR><TD> A Small Collection of Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.html0">jokes.html0</A> <tab to=T><TD> 70150<BR><TD> Collection of Jokes #10
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.html1">jokes.html1</A> <tab to=T><TD> 35486<BR><TD> Collection of Jokes #11
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.html2">jokes.html2</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7859<BR><TD> Collection of Jokes #12
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.html3">jokes.html3</A> <tab to=T><TD> 39090<BR><TD> Collection of Jokes #13
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.html4">jokes.html4</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4602<BR><TD> Collection of Jokes #14
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.gph">jokes.gph</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4096<BR><TD> Rude and Obnoxious Jokes by The Dolphin that came from Belmont
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.hum">jokes.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21035<BR><TD> Joke Blab from the Datanet. Edited By The Slipped Disk
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.jok">jokes.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 31269<BR><TD> The Joke List of Jokes and More Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.txt">jokes.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 130684<BR><TD> The *BIG* Joke File
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes.une">jokes.une</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7162<BR><TD> Collection of the Usual EUnet Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes1.txt">jokes1.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1841<BR><TD> The Zen of Cat Bathing
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes10.txt">jokes10.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 53526<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 10
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes2.txt">jokes2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 38627<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 2
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes3.txt">jokes3.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 39692<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 3
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes4.txt">jokes4.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 40258<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, part 4
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes5.txt">jokes5.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 43992<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 5
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes6.txt">jokes6.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4835<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 6
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes7.txt">jokes7.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7276<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 7
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes8.txt">jokes8.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 23789<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 8
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokes9.txt">jokes9.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 50795<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 9
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokin-13.txt">jokin-13.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 51094<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 13
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokin-16.txt">jokin-16.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 49045<BR><TD> A Bunch of One-Liners
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokin-17.txt">jokin-17.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 56230<BR><TD> That's an Awful Amount of Jokes!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokin-18.txt">jokin-18.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 53745<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 18
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokin-19.txt">jokin-19.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 51129<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 19
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokin-20.txt">jokin-20.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 59824<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 20
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokin-23.txt">jokin-23.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 52170<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 23
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokin-24.txt">jokin-24.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 59274<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 24
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokin-25.txt">jokin-25.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 50844<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 25
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokin-26.txt">jokin-26.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 52413<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 26
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokin-28.txt">jokin-28.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 65500<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 28
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokin-29.txt">jokin-29.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 61663<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 29
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokin-30.txt">jokin-30.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 47186<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, part 30
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokin-31.txt">jokin-31.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 60333<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 31
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokin-33.txt">jokin-33.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 59040<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 33
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/jokin-34.txt">jokin-34.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 52561<BR><TD> Large Collection of Jokes, Part 34
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/joking01.jok">joking01.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 52169<BR><TD> Collection of Jokes and Jokes and Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/joking02.jok">joking02.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 59823<BR><TD> Collection of Longer Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/joking03.jok">joking03.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 814<BR><TD> Very Large Collection of Jokes!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/joking04.jok">joking04.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 53166<BR><TD> And Even More Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/joking05.jok">joking05.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 56343<BR><TD> Smorgasbord of Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/joking16.jok">joking16.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 57145<BR><TD> Jokes and Bad Puns and Tasteless Stuff and More Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/journos.jok">journos.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1108<BR><TD> The Journalist Joke
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/kibo.sig">kibo.sig</A> <tab to=T><TD> 53172<BR><TD> Kibo's Very Large Signature File
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/killers.jok">killers.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2541<BR><TD> Cereal Killers
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/koresh.jok">koresh.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22304<BR><TD> Canonical List of David Koresh Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/laugh14.txt">laugh14.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 89818<BR><TD> Collection of Jokes from the Access Media BBS
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/laws.lst">laws.lst</A> <tab to=T><TD> 63792<BR><TD> A List of All Sorts of Laws
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/laws.txt">laws.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 44113<BR><TD> An Abridged Collection of Interdisciplinary Laws
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lawslife.hum">lawslife.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 43815<BR><TD> An abridged collection of Interdisciplinary Laws
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lawslife.txt">lawslife.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10684<BR><TD> The Laws of Life
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lawyer.hum">lawyer.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5046<BR><TD> A Few choice Lawyer Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lawyer.jok">lawyer.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 24833<BR><TD> Collection of Lawyers Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lawyer2.jok">lawyer2.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17076<BR><TD> Collection of Lawyer Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lawyerjo.txt">lawyerjo.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 26282<BR><TD> Collection of Lawyer Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lawyers.jok">lawyers.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 26946<BR><TD> The Man With No Name Presents More Lawyer Jokes (December 1988)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lawyers.txt">lawyers.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8791<BR><TD> How Many Lawyers?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lawyrjok">lawyrjok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 27283<BR><TD> Additional Amounts of Lawyer Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lechhow.hum">lechhow.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1670<BR><TD> How to be a Leech, by Mino Taur
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/leper.txt">leper.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3786<BR><TD> Collection of Tasteless Leper Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lepre.txt">lepre.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7554<BR><TD> The Leprechaun Joke, by David Gerrold
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/life1500.txt">life1500.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4228<BR><TD> Life in the 1500s
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lifeconc.txt">lifeconc.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2239<BR><TD> Thoughts About Life
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lightbul">lightbul</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12398<BR><TD> The Canonical Collection of Light Bulb Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lightbul.lis">lightbul.lis</A> <tab to=T><TD> 29917<BR><TD> Additional Light Bulb Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lightbul.txt">lightbul.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 33065<BR><TD> Collection of Light Bulb Jokes
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||
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lightbul2.txt">lightbul2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18769<BR><TD> Collection of Light Bulb Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lights.jok">lights.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8047<BR><TD> List of Light Bulb Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/limerick.2">limerick.2</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10383<BR><TD> Large Collection of Limericks
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/limerick.jok">limerick.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8184<BR><TD> Collection of Dirty Limericks
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/limerix.hum">limerix.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 36431<BR><TD> A Large Selection of Bawdy Limericks
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/limerk.txt">limerk.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 851<BR><TD> A Limerick
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lines.hum">lines.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8103<BR><TD> The Winners, most effective pick-up-lines
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lines.jok">lines.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12923<BR><TD> A List of Classic Pick-Up Lines
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lists.jok">lists.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2560<BR><TD> A Couple Top 10 Lists on Barbies and Computer Phobias
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/litebulb.ai">litebulb.ai</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3815<BR><TD> Some Really Odd Artifical Intelligence Lab Light Bulb Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/litebulb.txt">litebulb.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10124<BR><TD> Collection of Light Bulb Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lotsa.jok">lotsa.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 25057<BR><TD> Grab-Bag of Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lotsajok.txt">lotsajok.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 24795<BR><TD> Lots of Quick and Simple Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/love80s.txt">love80s.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3883<BR><TD> Love in the 80s
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/loveone.txt">loveone.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1566<BR><TD> If You Love Someone
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/lwords.txt">lwords.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4548<BR><TD> Famous Last Words
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/madame.jok">madame.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 835<BR><TD> Very old Brothel Joke
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/mag-tape.jok">mag-tape.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3080<BR><TD> The Cat and the Magentic Taoe
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/manlaugh.txt">manlaugh.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1315<BR><TD> The Ultimate Jokebook About Men?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/marriage.txt">marriage.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3713<BR><TD> Marriage Humor of Various Types
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/math_eng.tec">math_eng.tec</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1135<BR><TD> Put the Brainy People Under Stress (Joke)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/mblonde.txt">mblonde.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 98351<BR><TD> The "Complete" Set of Blonde Jokes, December 15, 1992
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/medical.jok">medical.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3147<BR><TD> A Joke Involving Doctors and Ducks
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/medicwon.jok">medicwon.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1402<BR><TD> The Wonders of Modern Medicine
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/medjoke1.txt">medjoke1.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 52172<BR><TD> Humor: Medical (140) - Part 1
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/medjoke2.txt">medjoke2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 50321<BR><TD> Humor: Medical (140) - Part 2
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/medslang.txt">medslang.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4096<BR><TD> Collection of Medical Slang
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/menwomen.jok">menwomen.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8225<BR><TD> Men Vs. Women: An Overview
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/misc.html">misc.html</A> <tab to=T><TD> 23919<BR><TD> A LArge Collection of Miscellaneous Jokes and Humor
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/misc_cla.jok">misc_cla.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22289<BR><TD> Collection of Classroom Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/misc_mat.jok">misc_mat.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 79929<BR><TD> Miscellaneous Mathematics Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/misc_rel.jok">misc_rel.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10936<BR><TD> Miscellaneous Religion Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/misc_sex.jok">misc_sex.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 122488<BR><TD> Sex Humor 101
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/misc_wed.jok">misc_wed.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5041<BR><TD> Miscellanous Best Man/Weddings/Telegram Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/mishap.txt">mishap.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3376<BR><TD> A Mishap in Translation
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/mommy.mom">mommy.mom</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4323<BR><TD> The Semi-Complete Canatonical List of Mommy, Mommy! Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/mommymom.txt">mommymom.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3295<BR><TD> The Semi-Complete Canatonical List of Mommy, Mommy! Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/morejoke.txt">morejoke.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10644<BR><TD> Various Collection of Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/moretech.txt">moretech.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10648<BR><TD> Support, Santa Cruz Style or Where Do These People Come From? by Jeff Liebermann
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/murfssex.txt">murfssex.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4072<BR><TD> Murphy's Laws on Sex
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/murphy's.law">murphy's.law</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12583<BR><TD> Collection of All Sorts of Laws
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/murphy.txt">murphy.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1536<BR><TD> Murphy's Laws of Combat
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/murphy2.txt">murphy2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1978<BR><TD> Large Collection of Murphy-Like Laws
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/namings.jok">namings.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1902<BR><TD> The Namings
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/new.pri">new.pri</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3016<BR><TD> A Priest Joke
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/newsoft.txt">newsoft.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2415<BR><TD> Some New Software: MYASS
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/newvirus.txt">newvirus.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4207<BR><TD> Beware of the Following Computer Viruses
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/noahgov.txt">noahgov.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3868<BR><TD> Noah and the Government
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/noears.jok">noears.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1864<BR><TD> An Aural Exam
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/nomute.jok">nomute.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1460<BR><TD> Teaching the Mute to Speak
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/non-tech.txt">non-tech.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3250<BR><TD> Real Stories of the Non-Technically Inclined, by Jack CLarey
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/nonose.jok">nonose.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5046<BR><TD> The Complete My Dog's Got no Nose Joke
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/nuns.jok">nuns.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21160<BR><TD> Nun Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/office.txt">office.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6094<BR><TD> Humorous Interoffice Memo about Problems in Renovation
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/ojlist.txt">ojlist.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 26107<BR><TD> O.J. Simpson: Canonical O.bligatory J.okes List [10/01/94]
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/oneline2.hum">oneline2.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14341<BR><TD> Bunch of sick one-liner jokes.
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/oneliner">oneliner</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8964<BR><TD> Collection of One-Liner Jokes (Racist, Etc.)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/oneliner.hum">oneliner.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8973<BR><TD> Yet more Racist and Sexist One-Liners.
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/oneliners.txt">oneliners.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6097<BR><TD> Thoughts for the Day
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/onelinrs.txt">onelinrs.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19968<BR><TD> Large Collection of One-Liners
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/pacifist.jok">pacifist.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 800<BR><TD> The Pacifist Joke
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/palindro.txt">palindro.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11680<BR><TD> Large Collections of Palindromes (1992)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/paratroo.jok">paratroo.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2016<BR><TD> A Paratrooper's First Joke
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/parrot.jok">parrot.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1019<BR><TD> A Man Buys a Parrot
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/partjok.jok">partjok.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3754<BR><TD> Man, Did I get Pissed! (Joke)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/pet.jok">pet.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1846<BR><TD> Potentially offensive to English Shop Assistants
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/pheasant.jok">pheasant.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2879<BR><TD> Death of a Pheasant
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/philquot.txt">philquot.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 68668<BR><TD> A Collection of Philisophical Quotes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/phonesng.txt">phonesng.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 579<BR><TD> Some Songs on the Telephone
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/physics.txt">physics.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5777<BR><TD> The Cartoon Law of Physics
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/pick-up.txt">pick-up.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4721<BR><TD> Some Pickup Lines
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/plan.txt">plan.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1245<BR><TD> The Plan
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/policlog.jok">policlog.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5604<BR><TD> The Sheriff's Log
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/pornshop.jok">pornshop.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1546<BR><TD> A Man Works at a Porn Shop
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/prac-jok.txt">prac-jok.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 177487<BR><TD> Super Collection of Proactical Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/prac1.jok">prac1.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 52030<BR><TD> Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 1 of 4)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/prac2.jok">prac2.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 46836<BR><TD> Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 2 of 4)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/prac3.jok">prac3.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 50642<BR><TD> Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 3 of 4)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/prac4.jok">prac4.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 27895<BR><TD> Super Collection of Practical Jokes (part 4 of 4)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/prankster.txt">prankster.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 749<BR><TD> The Pranksters on the Wedding Night
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/prezbulb.jok">prezbulb.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5370<BR><TD> US Presidential Light Bulb Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/priest.txt">priest.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1524<BR><TD> Some Suggestions to the Priest
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/primes.txt">primes.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2320<BR><TD> Jokes about Primes. Sorry, I don't get it.
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/profmean.txt">profmean.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2897<BR><TD> What The Professor Really Means by J. Timothy Petersik
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/proginc.txt">proginc.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1036<BR><TD> How to Program and Debug in C
|
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/puns.fun">puns.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6647<BR><TD> Dave and Ed With Way Too Many Puns
|
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/purity.txt">purity.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 69428<BR><TD> The Purity Test II Version 2.2.75 (April 14, 1990)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/puzzles.jok">puzzles.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1413<BR><TD> Lateral Thinking Puzzles Revisited
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/quote.txt">quote.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 53820<BR><TD> Selection of One-Liners
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/quotes.txt">quotes.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3165<BR><TD> A Small Collection of Quotes
|
||
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/rabbi.jok">rabbi.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2338<BR><TD> The Wise Rabbi
|
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/ratcancr.jok">ratcancr.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3432<BR><TD> Living in Cages Linked to Cancer in Lab Rates
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/readme.jok">readme.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 102064<BR><TD> 100 Kilobytes of Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/rel-joke.txt">rel-joke.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 43295<BR><TD> A Large Collection of Religious Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/relative.txt">relative.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1139<BR><TD> Relativity
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/relegion.jok">relegion.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1376<BR><TD> New Improved Religion! 50 % more Gods!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/religion.jok">religion.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 43483<BR><TD> A Compilation of Religious Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/riddle.man">riddle.man</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7641<BR><TD> The Riddle Manual (Collection of Riddles)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/rjokes1.txt">rjokes1.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 35277<BR><TD> Collection of Racist, Tasteless Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/rjokes2.txt">rjokes2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 28939<BR><TD> Collection of Racist, Tasteless Jokes (Second Part)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/rodney.hum">rodney.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8508<BR><TD> Someone lets loose with way too many Rodney Dangerfield Jokes.
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/rodney.txt">rodney.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9366<BR><TD> Rodney Dangerfield's Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/ruleskiss.txt">ruleskiss.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1348<BR><TD> The Constitution of Love
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/rushdie.jok">rushdie.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2878<BR><TD> Salman Rushdie One-Liners
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/sayings.txt">sayings.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13732<BR><TD> Large Collection of Random Sayings
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/scene1.frt">scene1.frt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 315427<BR><TD> Additional Fortunes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/scene2.frt">scene2.frt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 284758<BR><TD> More Additional Fortunes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/sci.gra">sci.gra</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1904<BR><TD> Collection of Scientific and Futuristic One-Liners
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/servwork.txt">servwork.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1464<BR><TD> Seving Time or Serving Work
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/shaggdog.hum">shaggdog.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 45135<BR><TD> A Complication of longer jokes from some Usenet Jokefests.
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/shorties.jok">shorties.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21952<BR><TD> Collection of Short Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/sickjoke.txt">sickjoke.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 27184<BR><TD> Collection of Sick Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/smarthou.txt">smarthou.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5042<BR><TD> The Smart House
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/smokes.ana">smokes.ana</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6656<BR><TD> Smoke Formas, by the Primo Pyro
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/sniglets.txt">sniglets.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3066<BR><TD> Some Sniglets
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/sorority.gir">sorority.gir</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7031<BR><TD> The Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/sorority.jok">sorority.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6490<BR><TD> The Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/sorority.txt">sorority.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2808<BR><TD> The Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/squawks.txt">squawks.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1286<BR><TD> Some Memorable Squawks
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/standard.jok">standard.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4419<BR><TD> A Little About Standards
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/startrek.jok">startrek.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10693<BR><TD> A Collection of Star Trek Top 10 Lists
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/stpeter.jok">stpeter.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11273<BR><TD> Collection of Saint Peter Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/striptea.jok">striptea.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1060<BR><TD> Talk About a Strip Tease!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/superman.jok">superman.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1187<BR><TD> Superman's Day Off
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/t-shirts.jok">t-shirts.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8139<BR><TD> Collection of T-Shirt Sayings
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/t-shirts.txt">t-shirts.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8024<BR><TD> A Collection of T-Shirt Sayings
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/tacobell.txt">tacobell.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4392<BR><TD> At the Taco Bell
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/taglines.html">taglines.html</A> <tab to=T><TD> 70942<BR><TD> Large Collection of Taglines
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/taglines.2">taglines.2</A> <tab to=T><TD> 97605<BR><TD> Continued Collection of Taglines
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/taglines.3">taglines.3</A> <tab to=T><TD> 52819<BR><TD> And Even More Taglines
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/taglines.4">taglines.4</A> <tab to=T><TD> 65326<BR><TD> Okay, enough with the taglines
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/taglines.5">taglines.5</A> <tab to=T><TD> 40152<BR><TD> The last of the taglines
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/taglines.mr">taglines.mr</A> <tab to=T><TD> 176407<BR><TD> An Extremely Ludicrous Amount of One-Liners
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/tags">tags</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1557<BR><TD> Taglines seen around the Net
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/techseuss.txt">techseuss.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1500<BR><TD> What if Dr. Suess Wrote Technical Manuals?
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/texchris.txt">texchris.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3310<BR><TD> Texas Night Before Christmas
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/thisguy.jok">thisguy.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4096<BR><TD> "This Guy Walks Into a Bar" Joke Collection
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/toearly.txt">toearly.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 878<BR><TD> Too Early
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/twits.txt">twits.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1990<BR><TD> Twits.....
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/types_gf.txt">types_gf.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5463<BR><TD> Types of Girlfriends
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/ucuget.jok">ucuget.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1737<BR><TD> He Had a Plumbing Need
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/umpire.txt">umpire.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1009<BR><TD> Quick Umpire Joke
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/undergov.txt">undergov.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1344<BR><TD> Under the Government
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/underhan.txt">underhan.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4235<BR><TD> The Underhanded Little Old Lady
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/useful.txt">useful.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1927<BR><TD> Bananas are Better Than Men!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/usenet.hum">usenet.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 36352<BR><TD> Many, Many jokes from USENET
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/users.txt">users.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5456<BR><TD> The Nine Types of Uders
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/vaxtrek.txt">vaxtrek.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 30797<BR><TD> VAX Trek by Tom Wade and Eoin Meehan
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/wedoff.jok">wedoff.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 531<BR><TD> The Wedding is off!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/weightsex.txt">weightsex.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5383<BR><TD> The Diter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/weird89.txt">weird89.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17208<BR><TD> A Large Selection Of Whacky Jokes and Facts from Henry Cate III (December 4, 1989)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/welchurc.jok">welchurc.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1481<BR><TD> Welcome to the Church
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/wildlife.jok">wildlife.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1634<BR><TD> Hazardous Wildlife!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/winnum.jok">winnum.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 429<BR><TD> The Winning Numbers!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/wisdom.frt">wisdom.frt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17994<BR><TD> Collection of Wise Fortunes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/women_contra.txt">women_contra.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1301<BR><TD> Oh! Women!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/woody.all">woody.all</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1150<BR><TD> List of Woody Allen Jokes
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/xrude.txt">xrude.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 59520<BR><TD> Collection of Really Rude Sexual Humor
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="JOKES/yugo'scl.txt">yugo'scl.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1922<BR><TD> Bad Yugo Joke and Bad Rooster Joke
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