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THE COMPLETE JEFFREY DAHMER
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OK, you sickos! You knew it was a matter of time before Jeffrey Dahmer jokes
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would start to come out of the woodwork. The following is as complete a list
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of perverted Jeffrey Dahmer jokes we could get a hold of:
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What other charges will be filed against Dahmer?
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--- Selling arms to Iran.
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What were they playing on the radio when the police entered the apartment?
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--- The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face.
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What did Dahmer say to the police when they arrested him?
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--- Oh, come on, have a heart.
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Why did Dahmer put the head in the refrigerator?
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--- To see if the light really turned off.
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What does the ad for Dahmer's apartment say?
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--- Apartment for rent, roommate included, some assembly required.
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Did you hear that Dahmer got out on bail?
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--- Yeah, he had to put up an arm and a leg.
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Did you hear that Dahmer sold his Chevette?
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--- It just didn't have enough leg room.
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Dahmer used body parts to brew his own beer. Trouble was, when you poured it
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out, it had no head.
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Milwaukee is so upset they're changing the name of the town to "Hack 'n Sack."
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On Sale -- Limited Time Only -- just $19.95
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Take the finest in Old-Wisconsin Style Foods
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Among Jeff's favorite recipes:
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Icebox Surprise Pie Head Cheese Terry Aki
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Beans & Frank Shish-k-Bob Bobby's Bratwurst
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"Screamin'" Sammy Sausage Leg 'o Sam Chuck Roast
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Scrambled Legs Baked Alaskan Paul Pot Pie
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Finger Sandwiches Head Lettuce Elbow Macaroni
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Vince Meat Handburger Bob-b-que
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Barry's Back Ribs Filet 'o Fred Big Mac
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Bill's Boilin' in the bag Stew Manwiches Rice-o-Ronnie
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Matzo Balls Peter Bread Sloppy Joe
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Moo Goo Guy-in-a-Pan (old Chinese recipe)
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Jeff's Favorite Bands -- Fine Young Cannibals & Talking Heads
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Jeff's Favorite Song -- "Timothy"
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Jeff's Favorite Movies -- "Eating Raoul" and "Diner"
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Jeff's Favorite Drink -- Harvey Wallbanger |