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Reasons Why Cookie Dough Is Better Than Men
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1. It's enjoyable hard or soft
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2. It makes a mess too, but it tastes better
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3. It doesn't mind if you take your anger out on it
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4. You always want to swallow
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5. It won't complain if you share it with friends
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6. It's "quick and convenient"
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7. You can enjoy it more than once.
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8. It comes already protectively wrapped.
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9. You can make it as large as you want.
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10. If you don't finish it you can save it for later.
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11. It's easier to get the kind you want.
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12. You can comparison shop.
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13. It's easier to find in a grocery store.
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14. You can put it away when you've had enough.
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15. You know yours has never been eaten before.
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16. It won't complain if you chew on it.
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17. It comes chocolate flavored.
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18. You always know when to get rid of it.
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19. You can return it--satisfaction is guaranteed.
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20. It's always ready to go.
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21. won't get arrested if you eat it in public.
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22. You don't have to change the sheets if you eat it in bed.
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23. It won't wake you up because it's hard.
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24. You don't have to find an excuse not to eat it.
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25. You can tell your friends how much you've eaten without
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sounding like you're bragging.
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26. It won't take up room in your bed.
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27 It's easy to pick up.
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28 You never have unwanted cookie dough chasing you around.
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29. You know what the extra weight is from
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30. It won't get jealous if you pick up another one.
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31. It never has an insecurity problem with its size.
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32. It is very pliable.
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