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Rude and Obnoxious Jokes!
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By:
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___The Dolphin that came from Belmont___
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/-/ Speaker-To-Animals/Chmee /-/
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Everyone likes a good laugh, especially if it's at someone elses expense, so
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we have put together a compendum of rather rude jokes. Use them to impress
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people at the next party or social gathering you are at and people will be
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amazed by your wit and total lack of taste.
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(Note: Some of these jokes were printed in the book "Totaly Tasteless Jokes".
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AYOM means Add Your Own Minority)
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Why are N.A.S.A. officials drinking Pepsi?
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They can't get 7up.
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How do you break a AYOM's finger?
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Kick 'em in the ass.
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Why is the NFL painting footballs green?
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Ever see a nigger drop a watermelon?
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How do you get a one-armed AYOM out of a tree?
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Wave at 'em.
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A nigger, a spic and a pollok walk into a bar and the bartender says "GET THE
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FUCK OUT!"
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How are AYOM girls and hockey goaltenders alike?
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They both change their pads after three periods.
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How do you get four queers on a barstool?
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Turn it upside down.
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How do you pick up a quarter on Polk Street?
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Kick it to Van Ness.
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What happens when a jew with a hard-on walks into a wall?
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He breaks his nose.
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What's the difference between a nigger and a tire?
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Tires don't sing when you put the chains on.
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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza?
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Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.
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How do you kill a spaz?
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Give him a hammer and let him beat himself to death.
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You know what you call a Libyian with half a brain?
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Gifted.
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You know what you call a Lybian with an I.Q. of 169?
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A city.
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Do you know how to save a drowning Lybian?
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No? Good.
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You know why they call camels "Ships of the Desert"?
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Because they're so full of Lybian semen.
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Why do they smear shit on the walls at a Lybian wedding?
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To keep the flys off the bride.
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How do you get a Lybian women pregnant?
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Cum in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
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You know why the Lybian Navy has glass bottomed boats?
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So they can see the old Lybian Navy.
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Did you hear about the Lybian lesbian?
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She likes men.
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You know how many Americans it takes to screw in a light bulb?
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One.
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What do you call a Lybian on a bicycle?
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Thief!
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What do you get if you cross a gorilla with a Lybian?
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Dunno, gorilla's too smart to fuck a Lybian.
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How do you sink a Lybian ship?
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Put it in water.
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How do you know a Lybian desinged a woman's anatomy?
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Who else would put a shithole so close to a snackbar?
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Lybia: Where men are men and dogs are afriad.
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How do you seperate the men from the boys in New York?
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With a firehose.
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N.A.S.A.: Need Another Seven Astronauts.
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N.A.S.A.: North Atlantic Swimming Association.
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Where should you hide money in Lybian household?
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Under the soap, no one will ever find it.
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What do you call a truckload of vibrators?
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Toys for twats.
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Why do Lawyers wear turtleneck sweaters?
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To hide the foreskin.
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How do you keep Lybians out of your front yard?
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Put the garbage cans in back.
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How do you kill a Lybian?
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I dunno, but any suggestions are welcome.
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What do you call a black women with braces?
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Black and Decker Pecker Wrecker.
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How do you start a riot in a jewish neighborhood?
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Throw a penny out in the street.
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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
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'Cause he don't know he's black.
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What do shit and Lybians have in common?
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Almost everything.
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What does a dick and a Lybian have in common?
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Large head and no brains.
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Well, there oughta be enough there to keep ya grinnin' for awhile. Get any
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new jokes, why don't you post them on Phree World Elite (916)-689-6241. I'll
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compile them and place them in a new phile as soon as enough are posted. Until
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then, I remane
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___The Dolphin that came from Belmont___
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*** Call the Phree World Elite: (916)-689-6241 ***
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