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It was the world final of the lymerick telling competition and there was a tie
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for first place...so the judge decided that the only way to find a winner was
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to have a joke off....he announced that he would select someone from the
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audience and whatever word that person said the two finalist would have to say
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a lymerick that ended in that word
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the judge pointed to a guy and the guy stood up and yelled out Timbucktoo
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so the two finalist had to say a lymerick that ended in Timbucktoo
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the first guy got and said
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I've been a parson all my life
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saving people from sin and stife
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I've read the bible through and through
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all the way from oodnadatta to Timbucktoo
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(oodnadatta a place in Australia)
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the second guy got up and said:
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Tim and I a shearing went
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we met three sheilas in a tent
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they were three and we were two
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so I buck one and Timbucktoo
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