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One day, Texas A&M (a local University) decides to perform an
experiment to see how people react under stress. They took an
engineer, a technician, and a mathmatician and locked them each in
seperate rooms for one week, with nothing but water and one can of
food.
Well, the week ends and the scientists go and open the room. They open
the technicians room first, and looking around they see that the walls
and the floors are covered in dents, and they look and see that the
can has been smashed open, and that the technician is alive and well.
They then proceed to the engineer's room. They open the door, and see
that one wall is just covered with equations and calculation, and
there is one dent in the floor, the can is open, and the engineer is
alive and well.
Finally, they proceed to the mathmatician's room. They open the door,
and they can see that the mathmatician is lying face down in the
middle of room. The walls, floors, and ceiling are covered in
euations and calculations, and in one corner they can see a line that
says "And this proves that the can opener exists."