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** **
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** A Real Rocker's Guide **
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** by **
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** The Rocker **
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** of Beautiful California **
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** (the Va. one sux!) **
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** **
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RE-WRITTEN ON SUNDAY, JULY 14, A REAL
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HOT AND SUNNY DAY!
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This text file is dedicated to all
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the Bay Area rocker's. Keep rockin'
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'till whiplash. Headbang forever.
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SEE YOU AT PRIEST '85'-'86' -TRR
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Real Rocker's never make friends
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with new waver's.
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Real Rocker's always wear rock T's.
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Real Rocker's don't go to Depeche
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Mode concerts.
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Real Rocker's don't like satan.
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Real Rocker's never listened to
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Michael Jackson when they were 10.
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Real Rocker's don't wear studs, only
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spikes.
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Real Rocker's plaster their room with
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pictures from Randy Rhoads to Maiden.
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Real Rocker's never miss Circus,
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Hit Parader, or Metal-rock&roll.
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Real Rocker's have gone to hell of
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concerts and always get drunk or
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stoned.
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Real Rocker's know that OZZY is and
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always will be, KING OF HEAVY METAL.
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Real Rocker's never turn down a good
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fuck.
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Real Rocker's don't buy pot, they
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grow it.
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Real Rocker's bought Accept's METAL
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HEART when it first came out.
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Real Rocker's love to trip on EDDIE
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of IRON MAIDEN.
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Real Rocker's know that TWISTED
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SISTER kicks ass.
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Real Rocker's are stong as hell.
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Real Rocker's Headbang with Metallica.
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Real Rocker's have always been a
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Maiden fan.
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Real Rocker's didn't miss the chance
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TO SEE A METALFEST!
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Real Rocker's hate the way punkers
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look.
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Real Rocker's are true thrashers.
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Real Rocker's kick ass.
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Here's a dedication to new wavers..
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May a loud HEAVY METAL be blown
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u p y o u r a s s!
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TRR
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HAO
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EDC
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IK
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CE
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AR
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L KICKS ASS.......
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(C) TRR
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