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Puce Box
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Parts:
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2 capacitors-- 100 mg, 250 toke capacity
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4 Adiodes, 250 toke PIS (Peak Inhalation State)
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A condensation coil (copper tubing)
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Knox blocks unflavored gelatin
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A beer.
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Instructions:
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AAttach the capacitors in the following manner: one to red phone wire, one
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Ato green wire. The schematic is as follows:
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C1 ---|(----
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D1/\D2
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/ \_________ Copper tubing ______ Gelatin
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\ /
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D3\/D4
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C2 ---|(----
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This is the reception unit. The send unit is simply the reception unit,
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except a psychomagnetic transducer is in place of the tubing.
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The LSD is heated at the send unit, causing psychomagnetic fields to
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oscillate through the transducer. The resulting psychomotive force (PMF) is
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stored in the capacitors until the peak storage is reached, at which point
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the caps discharge into the phone line, giving all telco operators a nice
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buzz. The PMF reaches the reception unit, where it is stored until
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discharged into the diode array, known as the lysergic rectifier. The
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rectifier emits vaporous LSD into the coil, where it is condensed into
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drops, which fall on the gelatin to form window pane.
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Pop the beer. You've earned it.
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WARNING: Line noise may cause strychnine formation.
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THIS FILE WAS WRITTEN BY THE EDITOR
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Call Ripco 1-312-528-5020
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Another file downloaded from: The NIRVANAnet(tm) Seven
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& the Temple of the Screaming Electron Taipan Enigma 510/935-5845
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Burn This Flag Zardoz 408/363-9766
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
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Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
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The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
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The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
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Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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"Raw Data for Raw Nerves"
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