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<H1>Sex, Sex Humor and Sexuality</H1>
<P>
Here are all files dealing with that most universal of concepts: Sex. This
was obviously at the foremost of many a young mind using BBSes. Perhaps
surprising (or not at all), sexual activity was kind of ancilliary to the
whole online experience, since what impressed people was what you could
accomplish online, not in bed. But the longings of adolescents everywhere
is evident in all sorts of files written during this period.
<P>
Probably the most humorous files were the "Sex Guides", purporting to be
tracts that would guarantee sexual activity for all those who read them,
and obviously written by people who had never or seldom experienced
any activity themselves.
<P>
Besides the erotic stories, dirty jokes, and the Purity Tests (which are
an event in themselves), you can find articles and information about
sexually transmitted diseases, and other health issues, which are
informative about living a good life after you get over this "have sex
with anything that says yes" phase.
<P>
A small site note:
Obviously, with any web site mentioning sex and sexual activites, you're
guaranteed hit upon hit as people looking for some sort of "dirty pictures"
or erotic enlightment stumble upon your poor text-only page. To those people,
I take their time to say <A HREF="http://www.textfiles.com/support">"Buy a
T-shirt"</A>. Thank you.
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD VALIGN=TOP><B><A HREF="sex/EROTICA.html">EROTICA</A></B><TAB TO=T><TD WIDTH=20></TD><TD><B>Erotic Writings, Stories, Narratives, and Just Plain Smut</B></TD></TR>
<TR><TD>&nbsp;</TD></TR>
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/052496h1.txt">052496h1.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3999<BR><TD> Who, Really, is At Risk of Acquiring AIDS? By Maggie Gallagher (May 24, 1996)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/500pure.txt">500pure.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 58845<BR><TD> The Unisex, Omnisexual PURITY TEST, Version 4.0, Final Release
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/808-cass.txt">808-cass.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7722<BR><TD> Cassandra's Adventure, by 808 State (1991)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/808-laid.txt">808-laid.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5694<BR><TD> How to Get Laid on the First Date by 808 State (1991)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/808-lust.txt">808-lust.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5253<BR><TD> Lust in the Chapel by 808 State (1991)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/808-next.txt">808-next.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6767<BR><TD> The Next Door Neighbour, by 808 State (1991)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/808-ppro.txt">808-ppro.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6668<BR><TD> Partytown Pro, by 808 State (1991)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/808-rebe.txt">808-rebe.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4363<BR><TD> Rebellion, by 808 State (1991)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/808-spoi.txt">808-spoi.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5976<BR><TD> The Spoilt Brat, by 808 State (1991)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/9_types_.gir">9_types_.gir</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4602<BR><TD> The 9 Types of Boyfriends and Girlfriends, from Matt Groening
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/a-p_fone.txt">a-p_fone.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17402<BR><TD> Erotica: The Telephone
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/a-scene.txt">a-scene.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7670<BR><TD> A Scene, by theClone (1991)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/a_friend.txt">a_friend.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 33411<BR><TD> A Friend in Need, by Phil Phantom
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/a_guide_.wom">a_guide_.wom</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4807<BR><TD> A Guide to Love and Sex for Today's Young Women
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/a_ride.txt">a_ride.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22244<BR><TD> A Ride, by Anonymous (Threesome)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/a_swap.txt">a_swap.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12654<BR><TD> A Swap, by Anonymous (Threesome)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/aacockpt.txt">aacockpt.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14498<BR><TD> An American Airlines Cockpit, by M.A. Mohanraj (Threesome)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/aaden.txt">aaden.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 24077<BR><TD> Aaden's Revenge by Elf Mathieu (1994)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/aadendnc.txt">aadendnc.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 31691<BR><TD> Aaden's Dance, by Elf Mathieu Sternberg (1994)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/abbs9302.txt">abbs9302.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 41806<BR><TD> Norman Brown's Consolidated List of AIDS/HIV Bulletin Boards 1 February 1993
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/abusebib.txt">abusebib.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15093<BR><TD> Bibliography for Adult Survivors of Childhood Sexual Abuse and Their Allies
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/adam.gph">adam.gph</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2547<BR><TD> The Pirate's Cove Erotic Poem "Adam and Eve"
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/affectio.txt">affectio.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 37545<BR><TD> Cultivating Affection in Your Marriage, by Willard F. Harley Jr., Ph. D. 1987
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/aids-war.txt">aids-war.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 35547<BR><TD> AIDS as a Weapon of War by Dr. William Campbell Douglas, M.D.
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/aids.mar">aids.mar</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1444<BR><TD> The AIDS Mary Urban Legend, and a Variation
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/aids.sg">aids.sg</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21526<BR><TD> Understanding AIDS, a message from the Surgeon General
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/aids.txt">aids.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5326<BR><TD> Who's Making Money Out of AIDS? by Steve Painter
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/aids02.txt">aids02.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8695<BR><TD> AIDS: Spread Facts, not Fear
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/aids10.txt">aids10.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 56971<BR><TD> Conspiracy Theories regarding Government Creation of the AIDS Virus
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/aids2.txt">aids2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 67126<BR><TD> Extremely Large AIDS "Facts" File. Conclusion: We're Doomed
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/aidsplot.html">aidsplot.html</A> <tab to=T><TD> 35648<BR><TD> AIDS as a Weapon of War, by Dr. William Campbell Douglas, M.D. (August 16, 1990)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/aidtruth.hum">aidtruth.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 30800<BR><TD> Massive Rant about how AIDS will destroy the world in 1995. Oops!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/alicia.txt">alicia.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14513<BR><TD> STORY: The Fringe Benefits
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/allwant.mag">allwant.mag</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22075<BR><TD> Getting All You Want, by Roger Victor
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/amanda01.txt">amanda01.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 20300<BR><TD> Massive Incest Story with Weird Explanatory Text Beforehand
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/amanda02.txt">amanda02.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 25154<BR><TD> Incentual Sex File with Large Explanation Beforehand
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/amanda03.txt">amanda03.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19123<BR><TD> Amanda Takes on Dad, Poker Buddies, and Now an Entire Barroom! She must be tired.
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/amerspor.hum">amerspor.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8903<BR><TD> The Dungeon Master presents "American Sportswoman"
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/ann&amp;bob.sty">ann&bob.sty</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10368<BR><TD> The Story of Ann and Bob
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/armyaids.txt">armyaids.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12416<BR><TD> Designer Diseases: AIDS As Biological and Psychological Warfare
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/arose.sty">arose.sty</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13888<BR><TD> Ed and Rose's Adventures in Swinging
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/arose2.sty">arose2.sty</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12288<BR><TD> As it says "Wife is tied, fucked, and used by three horny men"
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/artofsex.hum">artofsex.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6424<BR><TD> One of the Worst: The Art of Sex, by The Cloaked Warrior
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/artosex2.hum">artosex2.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4903<BR><TD> Another One of the Worst: The Art of Sex II, by Cloaked Warrior
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/asiaa_2.sty">asiaa_2.sty</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22224<BR><TD> Amy, the Thai Tease by Gerry Kanne, Part 2
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/babyhave.hum">babyhave.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11796<BR><TD> Humorous perspective on having a baby. (Man's Perspective)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/bases.txt">bases.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4369<BR><TD> A Newly Revised Guide to the Bases
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/bear_cod.txt">bear_cod.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11969<BR><TD> The Natural Bears Classification System, by Bob Donahue, 3/24/1991
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/beastiality.txt">beastiality.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6693<BR><TD> The Complete Guide to Beastiality and Necro-Beastiality by Nuclear Deth
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/bedgolf.jok">bedgolf.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1455<BR><TD> The Rules for Bedroom Golf
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/beefstar.hum">beefstar.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2965<BR><TD> The only Beef Porno Story I have.
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/billie.txt">billie.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 129158<BR><TD> Billie and her adventures in the Winnebago
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/blinddates.txt">blinddates.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5123<BR><TD> More than Fifty Ways to Get Rid of Blind Dates and Other Social Catastophies
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/boat.txt">boat.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2048<BR><TD> Sex Princess Sort of Writes Out Some Amount of Eroticism
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/bon&amp;disc.fun">bon&disc.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15030<BR><TD> Heidi's Stories of Bondage and Discipline
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/boobs1">boobs1</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6951<BR><TD> One Mammogram Please: Well Done, Hold the Onions, by Del Freeman
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/boobs2">boobs2</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6313<BR><TD> The Fun Never Stops, by Del Freeman (Mammogram Column)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/boobs3">boobs3</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12061<BR><TD> Homestyle Boobs, by Del Freeman (Mammogram)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/brady.bunch">brady.bunch</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4352<BR><TD> The Brady Bunch by Dick Cheese and Stu!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/brady.txt">brady.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10382<BR><TD> Brady: A Special Family Story
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/brother.txt">brother.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 54851<BR><TD> Brotherly Love (Incest)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/byeprsnt.txt">byeprsnt.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18602<BR><TD> A Really Nice Goodbye Present
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/camp.txt">camp.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11890<BR><TD> STORY: An Experience at Camp, by The Storyteller
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/camptrip.txt">camptrip.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11180<BR><TD> The Camping Trip
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/carlinis.txt">carlinis.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8368<BR><TD> Carlinisms: Result of a Human Sexuality Survey of Sexual Slang
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/celibacy.jok">celibacy.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 659<BR><TD> Man Page for Celibacy
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/chateau.txt">chateau.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 56959<BR><TD> The Chateau
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/chester.fun">chester.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4546<BR><TD> Chester the Molester's Guide to Picking Up Little Girls
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/cindy.txt">cindy.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 23235<BR><TD> Cindy Does Her Best Friend's Dad, by Steve Jensen
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/circ.txt">circ.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3457<BR><TD> Circumcision by the Associated Press
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/circbook.txt">circbook.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5312<BR><TD> CIRCUMCISION: What It Does, by Billy Ray Boyd;
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/circhst1.txt">circhst1.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11265<BR><TD> Our British Heritage and the Sword of Islam
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/circlist.txt">circlist.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16140<BR><TD> Large list of Celebrities and who is Circumcised and Who is Not
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/circum.txt">circum.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9600<BR><TD> Circumcision, an Overview, by Geoffrey Francis
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/circums.hum">circums.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2121<BR><TD> Information on Circumcision
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/clothes.pin">clothes.pin</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17934<BR><TD> Everything You Ever Want to Know about Clothespins as a Sexual Device
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/colors.sex">colors.sex</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7095<BR><TD> Your Favorite Color is the Key to your Sexual Life
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/comlust.txt">comlust.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3293<BR><TD> Computer Lust Story
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/cond.txt">cond.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3316<BR><TD> List of Possible Slogans for National Condom Week
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/condom.stp">condom.stp</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2560<BR><TD> Condoms Stop AIDS Virus, by Bob K.
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/condoms.txt">condoms.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1094<BR><TD> List of Possible Slogans Promoting National Condom Week
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/contract.txt">contract.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1556<BR><TD> The Contract of Love (To be signed by the Guy)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/cookie.txt">cookie.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1744<BR><TD> 32 Reasons why Cookie Dough is Better than Men
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/crfaq.txt">crfaq.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19886<BR><TD> The UnOfficial Chicken Ranch FAQ Version 0.html0 by Blake Wilfong (1994)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/cucumber.hum">cucumber.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1501<BR><TD> Cucumbers are better than men!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/cucumber.jok">cucumber.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5739<BR><TD> The "Why Cucumbers are Better than Men" List
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/desperat.sit">desperat.sit</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3566<BR><TD> A Man's Guide to Self-Amusement, by David Segall
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/differen.jok">differen.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5897<BR><TD> Men and women are NOT alike: The Proof! By Optimist Prime
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/differen.txt">differen.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5726<BR><TD> NEWS BULLETIN - Men and women are NOT alike
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/doghow2.txt">doghow2.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14751<BR><TD> A Women's Guide to Canine-Human Sex by Susie
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/doit.txt">doit.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7410<BR><TD> JUST DO IT
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/eel.hum">eel.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3154<BR><TD> How to Kill a South Dakota Eel
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/electron.txt">electron.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1536<BR><TD> The Sex Life of the Electron, by D.C. Current
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/erolit5.hum">erolit5.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11735<BR><TD> Erotic Literature #5
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/eroticbf.hum">eroticbf.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5228<BR><TD> The Erotic Buffett, from the Erotc Baker Cookbook
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/eskimo.nel">eskimo.nel</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8728<BR><TD> The Ballad of Eskimo Nell
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/evil.bondage">evil.bondage</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7424<BR><TD> Evil Bondage: Phucks Phrom the Third Dimension by The Occultist (1987) (Badly Formatted)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/evilbondage.txt">evilbondage.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7533<BR><TD> Evil Bondage: Phucks From the Third Dimension by The Occultist (1987)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/exotictorture.txt">exotictorture.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4684<BR><TD> Exotic Torture Techniques: A Guide for the Beginner by Cyberpunk
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/farm.hum">farm.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18560<BR><TD> My Uncle's Farm, by Emily Wescott
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/favorite.col">favorite.col</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5375<BR><TD> Your Favorite Colour is The Key To Your Sexual Life
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/favsexpo.hum">favsexpo.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1792<BR><TD> Sexual Preferences of Users That We All Know Well by Teeny Bopper and Surf Rat
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/fellatio.txt">fellatio.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 37364<BR><TD> How to Suck Cock: A 14 Lesson Tutorial With Techniques from Some of the Experts
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/female.txt">female.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15360<BR><TD> JOKES: A Collection of Tastleless Jokes about Women
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/female_t.est">female_t.est</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4340<BR><TD> The Female Purity Test
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/finland.txt">finland.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1961<BR><TD> The Official Minnesota Finlander's Sex Quiz
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/foreanal.txt">foreanal.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4982<BR><TD> Rectal Foreign Bodies: Case Reports and a Comprehensive Review of the World's Literature
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/frs">frs</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10734<BR><TD> Information on a Case of Scrotum Self-Repair
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/fuck.your.hand">fuck.your.hand</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4224<BR><TD> Fucking Your Hand, by Mr. Sex
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/fuckdead.txt">fuckdead.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2529<BR><TD> How to Fuck the Dead (All Caps, Satire)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/fuckingyourhand.txt">fuckingyourhand.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4235<BR><TD> Fucking Your Hand, by Mr. Sex
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/galfrnds.txt">galfrnds.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3346<BR><TD> The 9 Types of Girlfriends, from Matt Groening's "Life in Hell"
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/gay_laws.txt">gay_laws.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8352<BR><TD> Lesbian and Gay Rights Law Enters New Stage (April 27, 1989)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/gay_sold.law">gay_sold.law</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1981<BR><TD> Appeals Court Orders Reinstatment of Gay Soldier (May 5, 1989)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/gaypagan.rul">gaypagan.rul</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3870<BR><TD> Rules for the Gay and Lesbian Pagans chat list
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/gaywo">gaywo</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2079<BR><TD> List of Gay Women from history
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/gender.dic">gender.dic</A> <tab to=T><TD> 20615<BR><TD> Sexual Identity and Gender Identity Glossary
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/gerbilstuffing.txt">gerbilstuffing.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5127<BR><TD> Gerbil Stuffing, from the Straight Dope, typed by Ali Kent (May 26, 1989)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/getaids.txt">getaids.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 27036<BR><TD> Can AIDS Threaten You? By Phoebe Courtney
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/girls.guide">girls.guide</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9310<BR><TD> Sources say: A Girl's Guide To Condoms by Mimi Coucher
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/girls.hum">girls.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2996<BR><TD> Las Vegas Singles Expose - November 1985
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/girls.txt">girls.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1671<BR><TD> Why Must Girls Squat to Pee
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/latrine.duty">latrine.duty</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11543<BR><TD> Latrine Duty, by Mark E. Dassad (1993)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/lay-girl.txt">lay-girl.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16308<BR><TD> The Complete Guide of Laying a Girl V1.html
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/lovebyte.txt">lovebyte.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3468<BR><TD> Love Bytes, or Sex and the Single operator
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/manhood.jok">manhood.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1100<BR><TD> The Road to Manhood, a List by Matt Groening
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/purity.html5k">purity.html5k</A> <tab to=T><TD> 120450<BR><TD> The 1500 Point Purity Test
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/rest.in.pieces">rest.in.pieces</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2432<BR><TD> Rest In Pieces, from the Carrion AE
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/sam.fox">sam.fox</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8495<BR><TD> Filmography of Samantha Fox, Porn Star
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/samfox.txt">samfox.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18271<BR><TD> Samantha Fox: The Life Story!
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/seduce.hum">seduce.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4326<BR><TD> Three Places to Easily Seduce Your Girlfriend
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/sex_and.cal">sex_and.cal</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3243<BR><TD> The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/sexcolor.txt">sexcolor.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5972<BR><TD> Your Favorite Color is the Key to your Sexual Life
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/sexdrur&amp;.hum">sexdrur&.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2657<BR><TD> Pointdexter Smallpecker's Guide to Sex Drugs and Rock and Roll
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/sexquiz.txt">sexquiz.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12800<BR><TD> The Roble Hall Purity Test
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/sexsatan.hum">sexsatan.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8979<BR><TD> Sex with Satan, by Psychoe.
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/sextest.txt">sextest.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 53151<BR><TD> The Unisex Omnisexual Purity Test Version 3.5A (400) (April 13, 1985)
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/sexual_t.qui">sexual_t.qui</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2167<BR><TD> The Sexual Tension Quiz (Two Answers, Sexual and Not)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/sexwiz.faq">sexwiz.faq</A> <tab to=T><TD> 185341<BR><TD> The Official Alt.Sex.Wizards FAQ File with Answers
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/sexx.jok">sexx.jok</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7898<BR><TD> The .plan File of Life
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/sexy.fun">sexy.fun</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2688<BR><TD> ALL YOU WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT SEX!!!11!!!!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/sexy.txt">sexy.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2629<BR><TD> All You Ever Wanted to Know About Sex!!
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/sexydogs.txt">sexydogs.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2878<BR><TD> A Dog Named "Sex". Massively morphed file of the original (old) joke.
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/shaving.txt">shaving.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4132<BR><TD> The Pleasures of Shaving, by GunErekt
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/snagging.chicks">snagging.chicks</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5632<BR><TD> Snagging Chicks by Darkside 444 and White Shark
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/snaggingchicks.txt">snaggingchicks.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5624<BR><TD> Snagging Chicks from the Flaming Toilet BBS
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/solomon.sng">solomon.sng</A> <tab to=T><TD> 25963<BR><TD> The Song of Solomon - Erotic poetry at its finest
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/sorority.txt">sorority.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7878<BR><TD> The Canonical List of Sorority Girl Jokes
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/squid.pur">squid.pur</A> <tab to=T><TD> 90605<BR><TD> The Official, Sanctioned DoD Squid Purity Test(tm), February 1993
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/stork_vs.rep">stork_vs.rep</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1809<BR><TD> Ovulation Versus Cretinism: The Debate Rages On
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/strip.rv">strip.rv</A> <tab to=T><TD> 41505<BR><TD> Very Large List of Nationwide Strip Clubs
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/stupwife.hum">stupwife.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3123<BR><TD> Stoopid Wives, by L.E. Pirate
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/sweet16.txt">sweet16.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 24893<BR><TD> Thumper, by Dave Read
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/syphilis">syphilis</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2816<BR><TD> Syphillis: Effects and General Information by Suicidal Maniac
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/syphilis.txt">syphilis.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2768<BR><TD> Syphilis: Effects of and General Information by Suicidal Maniac of Dirty Bird's Nest BBS
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/tacos.txt">tacos.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2357<BR><TD> 27 Reasons Why Tacos Are Better Than Women
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="sex/talebdho.hum">talebdho.hum</A> <tab to=T><TD> 23002<BR><TD> Tales of a Bored Housewife
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