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SUBJECT: SPACE EGG FILE: UFO66
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IT'S A SCIENTIFIC DISASTER, SAY EXPERTS.
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SUN'S HEAT EXPLODES FLOATING SPACE EGG.... AND FRIES IT TO
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A CRISP!
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A GIGANTIC BLUE EGG THAT WAS PHOTOGRAPHED AS IT FLEW PAST
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A SPACE PROBE IN 1987 EXPLODED WHEN IT VEERED TOO CLOSE TO
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THE SUN AND FRIED LIKE AN OMELET ON A GRIDDLE!
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THAT'S THE WORD FROM ASTROPHYSICIST PFLUEGER SCHMIDT, WHO
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SAID THAT THE OCTOBER 26 WAS A SCIENTIFIC TRAGEDY OF THE
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FIRST MAGNITUDE.
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THE EGG WAS CLEARLY THE OFFSPRING OF AN UNKNOWN LIFE FORM
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AND TO SEE IT DESTROYED LIKE THIS IS A SCIENTIFIC DISASTER,
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DECLARED SCHMIDT, A GERMAN WHO HAS WORKED AS A SPACE ANALYST
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FOR THE RUSSIANS SINCE 1966 AND IS CREDITED WITH THE DISCOVERY
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OF THE FLOATING EGG IN THE SPRING OF 1987.
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IF THE EGG HAD HATCHED THERE'S NO TELLIGN WHAT WE COULD HAVE
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LEARNED FROM THE ENTITY THAT CAME OUT. WE COULD HAVE TRACKED
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IT WITH TELESCOPES AND SPACE PROBES AND SOLVED UNTOLD
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MYSTERIES ABOUT EXTRATERRESTRIAL LIFE IN OUR UNIVERSE.
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AT FIRST WE WERE CONVINCED THAT THE EGG WAS GOING TO HATCH
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BECAUSE IT FLEW OUT OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM WITHOUT INCIDENT,
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HE ADDED. BUT SOMETHING CAUSED IT TO TURN BACK. AND ON ITS
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SECOND FLYBY, THE EGG GOT CAUGHT IN THE SUN'S GRAVITATIONAL
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PULL.
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THE EXTREME HEAT CAUSED THE EGG TO EXPLODE IN MUCH THE SAME
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WAY THAT A CHICKEN EGG WILL EXPLODE IN A MICROWAVE OVEN.
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THE YOLK AND WHITE OR WHATEVER WAS INSIDE THE EGG FRIED AND
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FINALLY BURNED INTO NOTHINGNESS AS IT WAS PULLED EVEN CLOSER
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TO THE SUN.
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THE NEWS AND OTHER MAJOR MEDIA BLEW THE LID OFF THE DISCOVERY
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OF THE 700-MILE SPACE EGG IN THE SPRING OF 1987. AT THE TIME
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WE QUOTED SCHMIDT AS SAYING THAT THE EGG HAD BEEN PHOTOGRAPHED
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AS IT PASSED WITHIN A FEW MILES OF A RUSSIAN SPACE PROBE AND
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THAT IT CONTAINED AN EMBRYO THAT IS JUST WAITING TO HATCH,
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GROW AND THRIVE IN OUTER SPACE.
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THE RUSSIANS DIRECTED THE PROBE TO FOLLOW THE EGG AND IT
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CONTINUED TO SEND SIGNALS BACK TO EARTH UNTIL 1991, WHEN
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A COMPUTER FAILURE DISABLED IT FOR GOOD.
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BY THAT TIME THE EGG WAS ALREADY HEADED BACK FOR THE SUN,
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SAID THE EXPERT. WE DETERMINED ITS FATE BY CREATING A
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COMPUTER MODEL WHICH SHOWED THAT IT WOULD ULTIMATELY BE
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BURNED UP.
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ACCORDING TO OUR CALCULATIONS, THE EGG EXPLODED AND FRIED
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ON OCTOBER 26. MAKE NO MISTAKE ABOUT IT. THIS IS AN IN-
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CALCULABLE LOSS.
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* THE U.F.O. BBS - http://www.ufobbs.com/ufo *
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