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THE ANARCHIST'S/PRANKSTER'S
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TOOLKIT
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BY: DIzzIE Ó'99
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Here are some things that every self-respecting or self-hating anarchist/prankster should have in his nap sack:
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ASSORTED SCREW DRIVERS: Make sure you have a flat head and a Philips screwdriver. Have each in at least 2 different sizes.
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Examples of use:
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· Loosen bookshelves, in libraries/bookstores, so when somebody puts a book back, BAM!
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· Loosen the screws on chairs to get the same result as above (BAM!).
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· Use the screwdrivers to pry stuff open, like windows.
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SMOKE BOMBS: You can never go wrong with smoke bombs. Smoke bombs are usually available at magic stores, or try looking at various swap meets to find long lasting military smoke bombs.
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Examples of use:
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· Toss the smoke bombs into crowded places, such as malls, airports, schools, supermarkets…..
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· If you are ever in trouble light a smoke bomb and run away, so nobody will see you.
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POCKET KNIFE: A definite necessity, never leave home without some sort of knife.
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Examples of use:
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· Use it to get out of tight spots with the fuzz
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· Cut ropes that hold things up in the area, like banners, signs…
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SPRAY PAINT: Always good for spreading your ideas. Let everybody know what you think by spraying a nice neon anarchy sign on the white house wall.
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Example of use:
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· Put a lighter next to the nozzle, flick on the lighter and spray the spray paint; making a dandy flamethrower.
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KRAZY GLUE: If you can't think of anything to do with crazy glue you have either been under your rock too long or you are simply a "dumb-fuck." So for all you special people a couple fun krazy glue ideas (there are 3 GOOD files on having fun with krazy glue, search for "fun with krazy glue" on your favorite search engine):
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Examples of use:
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· Krazy glue other people's body parts together, like lip, nostrils, eyelids.
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· Krazy glue special buttons down, like elevator buttons, or alarm buttons, you know the usual.
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MATCHES/LIGHTER: Good to have both. Oh the joys of seeing the pretty flame, whether you are a two year old who just discovered that gasoline is flammable, or a 30 year old pyromaniac that is wanted in 20 states, you all began with a simple flame. You can do anything from heating doorknobs, to burning down your school, or work place.
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HAMMER: Great tool. Try to get a small one, but make sure it's easy to hold and sturdy. You can never have too good a hammer.
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Example of use:
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· SMASH THINGS! (windows, street lights, people's heads, statues)
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Those are just the basic things. You can always add more things:
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ü Chainsaw
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ü Gun
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ü Bombs
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ü Tear gas
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ü And last but not least, a good lawyer's number!
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Yet another great work of art has come to an end
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TOOTLES EVERYONE!
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Email me at: xcon0@yahoo.com, fax me at: 1-559-663-4067
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