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Compiled on December 25, 1989
BS: "I got my new USRobotics HST 14400 modem today."
OT: "How much?"
BS: "$280, plus $25 for UPS Red Label shipping."
OT: "No way! Was it used?"
BS: "No, I scammed it direct from USRobotics, brand new."
OT: "How?"
So many times I've had this this conversation. Well.. Finally, I've
decided to write a phile explaining how you, too, can benefit from the
stupidity of USRobotics.
First, make sure you have sufficient funding for the modem. If you dont
have enough for the modem of your choice (near the end of this phile, there
is a listing of current prices), develop your own ways to kick the crap out
of a UPS delivery person. (USRobotics sends all modems on either a C.O.D.,
or personal check-basis only) Note: This scam can be accomplished legally,
there is no need to set up any fake names, addresses, etc. No need to bull
USRobotics with names. OK, now that you have your money (I assume you want
the 14.4k HST, which is $280), next step is for you to call USRobotics.
The number to call is 1-800-DIAL-USR (800-342-5877), Monday-Friday, 8am-5pm
Central Std. Time (6am-3pm PST). Usually, some lady answers with something
like, "Hello, USRobotics." Let her know that your company is interested in
becoming an authorized USRobotics dealer, and you want to obtain the req'd.
forms. If she does not know what you mean, restate it and say you need the
papers to be a reseller. She will then ask for your name, your business's
name, shipping address (Use either your home or P.O. Box on this, all that
comes at this point is an envelope about 8.75" by 11.5"). I used the PO on
this one. OK, now you have this packet a few days later. The one I got had
a letter, $25 business rebate, "Seven-Minute Sales Seminar" pamphlet, a big
book on the USRobotics Courier line, this thing called "Campaign '89", and
a pretty short questionaire on your business. The letter read as follows:
Thank you for your interest in our products. We've enclosed
the information you requested, along with an overview of our
entire modem line, one of the broadest in the industry...
Please contact the distributor nearest you to arrange for
furthur information or a product evaluation. They can also
help you with any other USRobotics products you find
interesting. Should you have any difficulty contacting a
reseller, please let us know, toll free at 800/DIAL USR
(342-5877), in Illinois dial 312/982-5001, as soon as
possible.
(BS Note: All of USRobotics' 312 NPAs were recently changed to 708.) Next
step is to mail the form back to USRobotics. A few days later, call them &
ask if your paper has been received yet. Once it has, they should send you
back another envelope the same dimensions as the first, this time, stating
how you have been made "...an official USR Authorized Dealer." Ooooo Boy..
They continue to state what you are now entitled to, which is along these
lines--direct sales referrals, access to closing deals to Fortune 1000 co.,
access to the dealer hotline (800-292-2988 U.S, and 800-553-3560 Canada) to
receive product literature, and continuous updates regarding new USRobotics
products and enhancements "...before your customers do..."
They send you a copy of the current "Courier" newsletter which has the gold
you need...the "Authorized Dealer Demo Program" coupon! (OK, the issue that
they sent me was Volume 2, Number 3, and the coupon was blue. If yours has
no order form, get ahold of me on a PPP system and I can either fax or mail
you a copy of one.. USRobotics cares little what the coupon looks like, the
one I sent them was a copy of my original (so I can order another one later
as they restrict you to "two modems per location." What that means is, you
can get up to two modems with these metal plates near the rear of them that
state, "For demonstration purposes only .. Not for resale." And no, it wont
just come off without shreading the case. (You can try to be a distributor
for a month and order a bunch of cases, but it is much easier to live with
the little plaque.)
OK.. Now, once you have this form, make a copy of it if you want to ever do
this again (assuming you are ordering one now). At the top, it lists:
Company Name: (Enter the one listed on the letter of acceptance)
Shipping Address: (Enter your HOME, the box will NOT fit in a PO Box)
City: State/Province: Zip/Postal Code:
Phone Number: (Put your real one, not a BBS)
Near the bottom, they show places for your name and title. Write your real
name, and put ", owner" or similar. Also, you have to sign it. Big deal..
Put the number of modems you want (up to two total) in the space marked as,
Quantity, and then mail it back to USR. If you have questions so far, call
USR and ask for either Jim Summers or the USR dealer programs manager.
In a couple days, call to see if your order has been received. You may have
to ask for the reseller division, I can't remember. Anyways. Ask how long
it will be until the order is shipped. If they tell you it could be up to
two weeks, ask if you can get it any sooner, & keep bugging them every day.
In the meantime, obtain a cashier's check from your local bank in the am'nt
needed (my check was for $305.00, $280 plus $25 shipping) and have the bank
make it out to USROBOTICS.
Keep this check somewhere and let your whole family know where it is, just
in case you are gone when UPS arrives (you dont really want to drive to the
UPS place, do you?).
Good luck with your ventures. Here is the list of current dealer prices:
(All are the newest revisions, non-used, and shrink-wrapped):
HST Dual Standard..................$520
HST Dual Standard/PC................520
HST 14.4............................280
HST/PC 14.4 (internal)..............280
v.32................................520
v.32/PC (internal)..................520
HST/ix (HST 14.4 w/UNIX software)...430
2400e...............................130
2400/PS w/MNP.......................120
2400/PS w/MNP & software............160
2400/PC.............................150
2400/PC w/software..................180
Shipping:
UPS ground.........................$13
UPS blue (2nd day air)..............18
UPS red (next day air)..............25
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XopyWRONG (X) 1989 Bill Smith and the PPP/NPA 619 Check out these boards:
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CAD #1 - Insidious Infusion...........24mnp..HAX HQs...Doctor Dissector
CAD #2 - Internal Stack III...........2400...HAX/vms...Dark Helmet
CAD #3 - The Fourth Dimension.........2400...HAX/vms...Tak/Scan (Amiga)
CAD #5 - Electric Dreams Underground..14400..HAX beta..Bill Smith
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"Behold I will send forth many fishers, saith the Lord, and they
shall fish them; and after will I send for many hunters, and they shall
hunt them from every mountain, and from every hill, and out of the
holes of the rocks." Jeremiah 16:16
In Matthew 4:19 and Mark 1:17, when calling out his disciples Jesus
said, "follow Me, and I will make you fishers of men." Here we have
the beginning of the fulfillment of Jeremiah's prophecy. Most
Christians know that the Apostles and other d isciples were sent forth
as fishers of men.
During this so called "Christian dispensation", the Christian
religion has been taught in a manner "you can accept it or reject it
as you wish". More or less in the manner we go fishing. Fishermen
take a line and a hook; put bait on it; and then put the baited hook
into the water. The fish can take it or not as he wishes. If the
bait is good, the fisherman thinks that he has done a good job because
he has caught a fish. Just as a fisher-of-men believes that, when he
preaches the go spel, and people come to a knowledge of Jesus Christ,
he has done a good work.
The fisher is usually blind as to what he is catching until after he
has the catch in his net or until he pulls his line out of the water.
But the hunter is entirely different, he knows his game. The only
people in the nation who could be call ed "the hunters" are those who
know, among other things, the true identity of God's Israel people.
They know their quarry. They know what they are hunting for and they
disregard all other things. They go as hunters who see the game
before the g ame sees them.
In the parable of the supper (Luke 14) there were three stages:
1. Fishing - To whomsoever will. "Say to them that are bidden,
Come..."
2. Hunting - Search the city and "bring in the poor, maimed, halt and
the blind."
3. Finally the king says to the servant "go out and compel them to
come in..."
We are getting ready for the banquet, the marriage supper of the
Lamb. A time will come when all will be compelled to comply with
God's will.
How To Hunt The hunter has to know his game, keep his eyes open and
have a weapon readily available. The Bible is our main weapon and
battle strategy. Education, exposure, and truth are our "bullets."
Many of us have found it difficult to re-train our emotional bias
concerning our rigid religious beliefs. Those who are sucessful in
this endeavor will be those who rely most firmly on the Word of God
in spite of prior deep-rooted traditions. Only by putting on ALL of
the armour of God described in Isaiah 59:17 and Ephesians 6:14-17
can we "withstand in the evil day."
God's armour consists of total protection for all parts of the body
of Christ except the back, because He requires us to "STAND" after
having done all possible, not run from the battle. The only weapon of
offence we are given is "the sword of the Spirit, which is the Word of
God" which "is quick, and powerful, and sharper than any two edged
sword." It is the sword of truth which the wicked dread and fear
which will deliver us from their hands.
We must fear God and keep His commandments; for this is the whole
duty of man. (Ecclesiastes 12:13)
The churches have taught us that we must fear "the devil," although
Christ said, "fear not them which kill the body, but are not able to
kill the soul; but rather fear Him (God) which is able to destroy both
soul and body." (Mattew 10:28)
We are to fear no-one EXCEPT God, for it is our WHOLE duty. And
that duty is to OBEY. "If you love Me, OBEY My commandments" John
14:15
It is the hunters who are now being gathered to track God's people
and bring them home to Him in this end time. Let us each be a hunter.


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GREEK INN BBS
312-774-2035
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The Hydrochloric Acid Goody
From the book: The Poor Man's James
Bond.
by Kurt Saxon
*
* The information contained in this
* book is perfectly legal to read and
* distribute. I accept no
* responsibility as to the actions of
* the users who read this book.
*
The hydrochloric acid goody is the most fun in the whole book. It takes many
forms and works on the simple chemical principle that hydrochloric acid reacts
with aluminum powder, foil or metal, releasing a great dark cloud of noxious gas
which looks horrible and smells worse.
Hydrochloric acid is used for killing algae in swimming pools and for cleaning
tile and stone work.
Where swimming pools are common it can be bought at any hardware store for a
couple of dollars for a gallon.
Being only 37% strenght, it is seldom harmful to the skin but will eat through
clothing like battery acid. Hydrochloric acid also goes by the name Muriatic
acid.
On damp nights, a bottle of the acid alone, broken in the midst of a crowd
will form noxious clouds of chlorine gas. Scream "poison gas!" and you will
have a panic on your hands that will give you many laughs.
When you get some, open it up and give it a sniff. It won't harm you because
you couldn't stand to smell enough to be harmed. Then put a couple of square
inches of alluminum foil in a can in your sink and pour some acid on the foil.
If the acid bottle has been tightly capped the reaction of breaking down the
aluminum and producing a dark noxious gas should start in about a minute. It
the bottle has been setting for months, poorly capped, the reaction may start
immediately. You can stop the action at any time by turning onj the faucet and
flodding the mess with water.
When you have tested the reaction with foil, try it with powder and then with
aluminum metal cut from a pipe or a slab.
The versatility of the hydrochloric acid goody is amazing and should keep you
fascinated for hours.
The Militants most common use of the hydrochloric acid goody is to clear areas
of people he doesn't like. In a movie or a meeting hall a tim can full of
aluminum powder, foil or chunks is put under a seat. The acid is in a bottle
with it's mouth covered with a couple of plastic bags held in place by a rubber
band. You can also use a plain rubber or a ballon over the mouth of the bottle.
The cover is pierced with a pencil and the bottle is upended intop the can,
after which the Militant gets up and walks out. If the acid is old and reacts
immediately, a wad of sponge is put over the aluminum, causing the needed delay.
A person sitting beside the Militant would not notice anything, especially if
something exciting was happening up front. By the time he noticed the odor the
reaction would have left him with nothing to do but run squelling and pissing
from the scene.
The outside goody is great too, It is used to break up parades and demon-
strations and in riots, where it's every man for himself and the devil take the
hindmost.
It is simply a pint or quart bottle filled with goody and wrapped with several
layers of aluminum foil and put into a paper sack.
Now say a group of militants infiltrate a civilian parade at different points.
At an agreed upon time they yell, "They're throwing things!" Then, while the
other paraders are looking around and up, the Militants crash their outside
goodys, still in the sack to the pavement.
As the parade moves on, the Militants filter back to where their goodies are.
When the reaction starts they scream "Posion gas, Poison gas!" and panic the
whole mob out of the action.
The aluminum wrapped bottles have to be slammed down hard or they might not
break. If it is something like a smoke or pipe bomb, there is a better way than
to throw it down.
It is a good thing to cut out one of your pants pockets for this one. The
bomb is in a sack under your jacket. You light its fuse with a cigarette and
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HYDROXY
Stoichiometric Hydrogen and Oxygen Gas
1. GENERAL INTRODUCTION
The product of dissociation of water by electrolysis using the
patented Brown Gas generator is a completely safe compressed stoichiometric
hydrogen and oxygen gas mixture known as hydroxy (Brown's Gas). There is
no other method capable of producing such a gas. The novelty has been
patented in Australia and in other major countries around the world.
2. PROPERTIES OF HYDROXY
2.1 INTRODUCTION
Hydroxy (Brown's Gas) is a new product so there is no literature
describing the properties of this gas. Is has been a popular practice of
other investigators of the Brown's Gas Generator to ascribe to the gas the
properties of molecular hydrogen and oxygen gases in the proportion of 2:1.
Although this assumption seems very plausible it is incorrect. Hydroxy has
properties which are sufficiently different from the combined molecular
hydrogen and oxygen gas mixture to be significant in industrial and
commercial applications.
2.2 SAFETY OF HYDROXY
1. Hydroxy burns with a clear flame and the gas generator supplies the
gases at 280-320 kPa (40-50 psi).
2. The flame contains hydrogen and oxygen and no other elements so the
product of the burning is water.
3. The gas burns with a variety of nozzle sizes and can have a flame
length of up to 400mm.
4. The flame is extinguished by reducing the gas flow at the handle
and this is accompanied by a popping sound.
5. The New South Wales Department of Explosives has approved the
manufacture and use of the gas generation of hydroxy.
6. The flame is easily shown to be an exothermic reaction either with
water as an end product in some applications or dissociated
hydrogen and oxygen in other applications.
7. Hydroxy is safely stored, with little reassociation in the control
cell of the welder.
2.3 TEMPERATURE OF HYDROXY
The theoretical flame temperature is 4900 celsius but the temperature
changes with various applications (refer to #6 of 2.2).
The temperature available with hydroxy can be remarkably high, as, for
example, the flame is capable of drilling holes in high temperature
refractory products.
To illustrate the temperature range it is possible, using the same gas
flame pressure, to:
1. Succesfully weld aluminum sheet (700 celsius)
2. Sublimate tungsten (8000 celsius)
2.4 IMPLOSION OF HYDROXY
It is claimed that implosion, as a single reaction, only occurs with
hydroxy and is impossible with other substances.
1. A volume reduction occurs from 1900 to 1.
2. Detonation is achieved with a hot spark (other methods).
3. Only a low decibel "ping" accompanied the implosion of 3-4 litres
of hydroxy (even this noise level can be reduced).
4. The speed of detonation is greater then 4m/second.
5. When implosion occurs with a water interface no exhaust is
produced.
6. There is no contraction-expansion effect when hydroxy is imploded,
only a contraction.
7. Little heat is lost to the equipment in an implosion cycle.
2.5 ULTRA-HIGH VACUUM FROM HYDROXY
The new era of vacuum technology is possible using the implosion of
hydroxy.
1. The low cost of hydroxy production (340 1/Kwh) ensures a very
inexpensive method for producing an ultra-high vacuum.
2. There isn't another technique for producing a vacuum of such a high
purity in such a short period with very inexpensive equipment.
3.0 APLLICATIONS OF HYDROXY
The efficiency of DC power conversion to the thermal energy of the
produced hydrogen gas is 95%. But AC to DC conversion may be as high as
98% so the maximum efficiency of hydroxy production from AC supply is 93%.
Another important reason for using this electrolysis method for hydroxy
production is its ability to prodce the gas as required. So the inherent
problems of storage and loss by leakage are not relevant. The neutral
flame of hydroxy is important for welding and also as a clean heat source.
The following list fo suggestions for the use of hydroxy are
enumerated some salient properties are addended with a phrase or a simple
elaboration. The list is not exhaustive nor fully descriptive nor is it
meant to rank in order of importance. Naturally, many factors should be
considered when promoting a particular field of application because of the
possible economic, commercial and political disruption which could cause
readjustment at national levels.
3.1 LIST OF APPLICATIONS
1. Gas generator for welding, brazing, soldering.
(ex. AL, TIG. Lost costs, carbonizing flame, cutting, etc).
2. Special high temperature and thermal applications.
(ex. Ceramic surface, tiles, bricks, silica conversion, etc).
3. Atmospheric motor: stationary or transport
"A simple means has been found for making a vacuum, so atmospheric
pressure can be employed as a source of power."
(ex. pump, desalinator).
4. Coal to oil conversion: hydrogen production or new procedure.
(ex. drying coal, coal to graphite, waste gas conversion, etc).
5. Low energy (long time) - high energy (short time).
(ex. wind and other primary sources; low electrical - high thermal).
6. Aero applications: cheapest hydrogen production; turbo design (plus
vacuum).
4.0 CONCLUSION
It is worth emphasizing the five novelties presented by hydroxy:
1. Safety in the generation, storage, and use of the gas.
2. Inexpensive cost of production compared to other alternatives.
3. Very high temperature of the flame.
4. Implosion capability to trigger atmospheric pressure as a source of
power.
5. Ultra-high vacuum with simple equipment at low cost.
Could any other patent present so many innovative and developmental
possibilities as hydroxy with such a multitude of important applications?
R.B. Davis, PhD.
January 26, 1982


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INTRODUCTION
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Welcome to the second part of the Identity Hoping series! This file will
cover more of the forging aspect of identity fraud then the actual 'hoping',
as the first file did. For the most part, you want to use these documents that
you can purchase through the mail to get real state-issued ones... The nice
thing about getting fraugulent identities it that once it starts it can grow
on it's own and doesn't need to be nurtured. Almost all of the companies listed
below are still open (I say almost because if I say all, one if bound to close)
so you should have little trouble with them. I include the address's mainly
because you will want to write and get a brochure from them... It's one thing
to trust my rating of the documents, it's another to just blow your money.
In this file I think I'm going to leave out my normal disclaimer, and just
sum it up in four little words... I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY. What this means
is that if little Johnny down the street is able to buy a gun due to a fake ID
he learned to make through this, then so what? I didn't like Johnny anyways
and he just saved me the trouble of doing it for him! hahaaha... Ok, enough
with the bullshit.
For this file we will assume there are three types of alternate ID's: forged,
borrowed, and created. Each type is better for a different type of situation,
and they all have their own inherant weaknesses, unless done properly. This
file will cover primarily Forged ID's, although we will touch briefly on Created
ID's as well. For more information on Borrowed, please refer to part one of
this series.
Forged ID's are still in use today to some degree, altough they are mainly
used to either help in the ability to drink sooner, or sone other rite of
society. These can also be used in a lower level for credit card fraud, and
many other types of fraud, as well as to back up a created identity quickly
and easily. This use has recently been hampered by the introduction of new
ID technology. This is bad in ways, but it's uses are far from over... Just
because California has adopted Credit Card DL's, doesn't mean that Oregan has,
and what Oregan doesn't know/do, can only help you!
MAILORDER COMPANIES & YOU
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Below is a listing of mailorder ID companies, after the name of each company
will be a number (from 1 to 10, 10 being highest) rating the quality of the
ID's or whatever the specific company sells. Most of them will send you a free
catalog if you send them a SASE (a self-addressed stamped envelope, for all the
worthless people who didn't know what that ment), but don't expect fast service
from any of these (except NIC, who is exceptionally good). For the most part
all of these companies are the sort of grey-area companies that only last for
a couple years in the fun world of legitimacy, so they might be here today,
but most likely gone tommorow...
COMPANY NAME RATING BRIEF DESCRIPTION
------------------+----+----------------------------------------------------
BAIRD COMPANY 5 This company sells somewhat generic ID's, including
PO BOX 444 Special Forces, Swat, Mercenary, etc... The only
LOS ALAMITOS, CA thing that really sets this company appart is the
90720-0444 quality & selection of Badges & Patches (quite nice)
------------------+----+----------------------------------------------------
BIG BEAR PRESS 7 This company offers a wide selection of cards, and
555 SATURN BLVD B430 most of them are very well made.
SAN DIEGO, CA
92154 (1) Instructor (12) Social Security Card
(2) Comp Supervisor (13) Researcher
(3) Sales Rep. (14) Long Haul Operator
(4) General Manager (15) College ID Cards
(5) Employee ID (16) Talent Scout
(6) Counselor (17) Detective
(6A) STATE ID (18) Bartender
(7) Press Card (19) Cosmetologist
(8) Reg. Nurse (19A) University ID Card
(9) City Employee
(10) US ID That's it for ID's, Now onto
(11) US Veteran Certificates....
(20) Birth (21) Baptismal (22) College Diploma
(23) High School (24) Awards (25) Wills
(26) Marriage (27) Divorced (28) Judo Instructor
(29) Karate Instr. (30) Bachelor of Arts (31) Dr. Theology
(32) Trade School 1 (33) Trade School 2 (34) Bartender
(35) Scuba Diver (36) Hypnosis (37) Dr. of Music
(38) Hang Gliding (39) Dr. of Sociology (40) Dr. of Philosophy
(41) Veterinarian (42) Photographer (43) Parachutist
(44) Color TV Repr. (45) Child Care Spec.
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A. L. BERTACCI 6 All this person sells is a two-piece photo ID card
724 MYSTIC AVE with any state name you want typed on. One nice
GRETNA, LA feature of this card is it has a spot for both a
70056 Signature, DOB, and ID number...
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CARDINAL PUBLISHING 7 This company sells very nice blank certificates
PO BOX 5200 with a very real looking gold seal. They also sell
JACKSONVILLE, FL ID's, but they saw 'NOT A GOVERNMENT DOC' all over.
32247
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CALVARY FELLOWSHIP 9 If you want to fake like you're a priest, this is
316 CALIFORNIA AV 435 the place to by the Certificates. They make you
RENO, NV minister for the 'Ministry of Salvation', or the
89509 'Victory New Testament Fellowship'.
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CALEDONIA 7 This place sells State Name ID cards which are very
PO BOX 2940 nice. They even have a color bar behind the state
DEARBORN, MI name. Only drawback is there is no ID # space.
48123
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CITY NEWS SERVICE 5 This company sells decent bogus press cards. As of
PO BOX 39 this writing they only have three different models,
WILLOW SPRINGS, MO but claim to have more on the way soon.
65793
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L.W. CRAIG ASSOC. 10 This place has one of the best Birth Certificates
PO BOX 40188 and Univerity Certificates I have seen around. They
EVERMAN, TX have a wide selection, and I would suggest writing
76140 for a catalog from this company.
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CROWN PUBLISHING 9 This place is pretty lame other than they have a
2400 W COAST HWY M-38 California Drivers License that looks JUST LIKE
NEWPORT BEACH, CA the old one!
92663
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CASTELLANIA 10 Probably one of the most interesting things in here,
PO BOX 40201 this company sells supporting docs for a completely
PASADENA, CA fake country! From Passports to Birth Certs.
91104 818-794-6013
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DELTA PRESS 6 They sell some fairly nice ID's, especially fake
PO BOX 1625 Police/Sheriff kits! Do not confuse this with the
EL DORADO, AK Delta Press that makes books...
71731 501-862-4772
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IFPO 9 This sells some really hot Photographer ID's and
PO BOX 18205 some of the same Press cards everyone else has.
WASHINGTON, DC One nice thing this place sells though is complete
20036-8205 credential kits...
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CHURCH OF REMNANT 10 This place sells some AWESOME Delayed certificates
PO BOX 557 of Birth, Social Security Cards, and a great copy
MOUNDS, OK of the Oklahoma Drivers License!
74047
Overall there isn't too much in the way of differences between the cards these
companies supply. They all are forced to be processed in about the same method
and therefore don't leave much room for deviance. Almost all the companies I
listed don't include the shit phrase 'NOT A GOVERNMENT DOCUMENT', but this
could change any day, so don't count on it... Check it out first.
NIC LAW ENFORCEMENT SUPPLY
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Don't let the name scare you away, this company has the WIDEST selection of
ID's of any company I've come across, and they are all very high quality... How
good you ask? Well, good enough for the company to get it's own listing in
here! They sell everything from Books (like Palidan Press sells), to police
badges, to certificates, to bulletproof briefcases, to great ID kits. Here's
a list of what they sell in the way of Certificates and ID's. This company is
one of the very few that accepts Visa or MC, but they are very wise to the ways
of fraud, so don't waste their time or yours and just buy the damn things!
CERTIFICATES
~~~~~~~~~~~~
(P46) Private Detective (P47) Private Investigator (P48) Security Consultant
(P49) Special Investigator (P50) Bodyguard (P51) Exec. Bodyguard
(P52) Special Agent (P53) Weapons Specialist (P54) Sabotage & Demol.
(P55) Special Operations (P56) Professional Merc. (P57) Pheonix Program
(P58) Military Intel. (P59) US Army Sniper (P60) Intel. Officer
(P61) British Intel. (P62) Israeli Intel. (P63) Press Assoc.
(P64) Pro Photographer (P65) Boudoir/Figure Photo. (P66) Scuba Certificate
(P67) Pilots Cert. (P68) Parachutist, Cert. (P69) Ordained Minister
(P70) Air America Pilor (P71) Organized Crime Bureau(P72) Bounty Hunter
(P73) Police Sniper (P74) Anti-Terrorist Expert (P75) Homicide Invest.
(P76) Underco. Narcotics
SPECIALTY CARDS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(C04) Bounty Hunter (C02) Bodyguard (C05) Exec. Bodyguard
(C06) Registered Merc. (C07) Weapons Specialist (C08) Spec. Weapons Permit
(C09) Supressed W. Permit (C10) Concealed W. Permit (C11) Private Investigator
(C12) Security Consultant (C03) Security (C13) Special Invest.
(C14) Org. Crime Bureau (C15) SWAT Team Memeber (C16) Cert. Appraiser
(C17) Int. Drivers Permit (C18) Pilots License (C01) Press Card
(C19) Press Photographer (C20) Prof. Photographer (C21) Invest. Reporter
(C22) Fashion Photographer (C23) Firearms Appraiser (C24) Locksmith
(C25) Parachutist, Cert (C26) Scuba, Cert. (C27) Black belt
(C28) Black Belt (typ 2) (C29) Master Ninja (wow) (C30) Tax Exempt
(C31) Travel Agent (C32) Government Rate (C33) Ordained Minister
(C34) Personal ID Card (C35) Federal Internal Burea(C36) Explosives Expert
FOLIO CREDENTIALS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(F01) American Press Assoc (F04) Bounty Hunter (F11) Private Investigator
(F02) Bodyguard (F14) Org. Crime Bureau (F10) Firearms Dealer
(F12) Security Consultant (F34) Special Identification(F41) Intel. Officer
(F13) Special Investigator (F03) Security (F35) Special Agent
(F20) Pro Photographer (F08) Special Weapons Permit(F09) Supp. W. Permit
(F07) Weapons Specialist (F18) Pilot (F05) Exec. Bodyguard
(F06) Registered Merc. (F33) Ordained Minister (F30) Company President
PRICING TYPE ONE TWO THREE SIX NIC Supple
~~~~~~~ FOLIO CREDENTIALS $29.92 $50.00 N/A N/A 220 Carroll St D
CERTIFICATES $7.95 N/A $20.95 $36.00 PO BOX 5210
SPECIALTY CARD $5.95 N/A $12.95 $19.95 SHREVEPORT, LA
71135-5210
For 24 hour ordering 318-222-2970
One note of Folios, these are AWESOME! They are the best looking ID's you'll
EVER find, they are two-piece ID's that are identical to the ones this company
(yup, they supply the government) supplies the government with! Hows that for
HOT! When ordering these you need to tell them what info to put on, because
these are totally custom and they write you're name on them for you!
Everything I have gotten from this company I've been really pleased with, and
they have a guarentee that is AWESOME as well. If you fuck up on the ID some-
how, just send a SASE with the messed up on in it, and they'll replace it for
FREE! How's that for a deal!
The Specialty Cards this company makes are also VERY nice, and most have room
left open for DOB, SSN, etc... One other nice feature about this company is that
most of the cards are multi-color, which adds to the realism, and some of them
have information written on both the front AND back.
This company will also make custom ID's to match any specifications, all you
need do is send in a photocopy of the origional, and tell them the info to put
on it. The wait is usually around 48 hours and there is an additional charge
of five dollars... Not much considering. These can be customized to look like
just about anything, from a Police ID to a fake Mickey Mouse Fanclub Membership.
COMPARING TO THE REAL THING
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There is an interesting little company based in Redwood City, California
that issues yearly a little book that shows detailed color photo's and other
information on drivers license's for all 50 states! The companies called
'Driver's License Guide Company', and they will sell to anyone with money!
Many DMV and Highway Patrol officiers suscribe to this book and use it to tell
if it's a fake or now... Well, we all know that is a two way street!
MAKING YOUR OWN, LIKE THE PROS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Below is a list of companies that make machines which produce ID's. These
companies will not be too pleased if you call up and say "Do you sell machines
to make fake ID's?". Alot of these companies are the ones who actually supply
the government with their ID making machines (like Polaroid), and just remember,
your home make ID can say and look like anything you want...
COMPANY NAME LOCATION
-----------------------------------+-----------------------------------
Agfa-Gevaert Corporation Teterboro, NJ
BAI Corporation Stanford, CT
Bello ID Systems, Inc West Haven, CT
Bogen Photo Corporation Englewood, NJ
Caid, Inc Dover, DE
Calumet Photographic, Inc Elk Grove, IL
Clarion Corporation Bethesda, MD
COE Manufacturing Co. El Toro, CA
Computer Identification Systems Sacramento, CA
DecTech International, Inc Van Nuys, CA
Data Card Corp. Minneapolis, MN
Datatype Corp. Greenwich, CT
DEK Products Ft. Wayne, IN
Doculam, Inc Memphis, TN
Electro Photo Systems, Inc Anaheim,C CA
Faraday National Corp. Herndon, VA
Graphic Lamination Corp. Cleveland, OH
I Data Corp. New York, NY
Identicard Systems, Inc Lancaster, PA
Identimation Co. Northvale, NJ
Identification Products Mfg. Co. Libertyville, IL
Identification Service Corp. New York, NY
Identification Systems, Inc. Acton, MA
Identitronics, Inc Elk Grove Village, IL
Laminex Industries, Inc Matthews, NC
Polaroid Corp Cambridge, MA
Royal Copier Products Englewood, NJ
Saxon Business Products Miami Lakes, FL
Western Data Products Los Angeles, CA
They basically process the information in two ways; One type makes a one piece
ID, with everything transfered over to a photo (like the polaroid, this is the
same machine California used to use before switching over to those damn credit
card ID's), the other way is to just glue the picture onto the paper and then
laminate. A good cop will be able to tell a fake from the real thing fairly
quickly, so be wary...
ANCILLARY DOCUMENTATION
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
These are great little things that you can usually easily get, but are not
enough to support a fake identity... But, without these, a fake identity will
seem shallow, so you will always want to have at lease two or more of these in
your wallet at all times...
BUSINESS CARDS - For around $20 you can get 500 cards printed up with any-
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ thing from President on down written on them. These are
usually accepted readily, after all, who would bother to
print up fake business cards?
LIBRARY CARD - These are extremely easy to get, normally requiring two
~~~~~~~~~~~~ forms of identification. They add respectability to you.
SCHOOL ID'S - You can usually get these with one or no ID, by simply
~~~~~~~~~~~ signing up for a class at the start of a semester.
SS CARDS - Social Security Cards are steadily becoming the national
~~~~~~~~ identifier, whether or not we want them to be.
RETURN IF LOST - These come free with the wallet and are GREAT to fill out
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ with your fake info, after all, if it were a fake, why would
you fill this out?
PHOTOGRAPHS - Always carry photographs of you wife, your children, your
~~~~~~~~~~~ dog, someone else's wife, someone else's children, etc...
MEMBERSHIP CARD- These can be obtained either by joining a heath club or
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ other organization. Unusally these will req 1 ID...
INSURANCE CARDS- These are great and usually very easy to get. Many comps
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ will send you a very nice credit card type card when you
send them asking for more information.
PERSONNALIZE - Personnalizing the wallet is probably THE best apparant/
~~~~~~~~~~~~ subtle method of substanciating your claims. After all,
who other than the owner would have a monogramed wallet?
AGEING DOCUMENTS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In most cases, with a forged social security card, or birth certificate, it
is benifical to age the document, since how many people do you know that own
one that just came off the printing press? There are many methods to do this,
but here are two of the easiest.
First, after the certificate is completed, and the ink dry, let it sit in
direct sunlight for about one day. Then take the document and dip it in water,
then returning it to it's previous position. Wait around seven to ten days
and the document will have the apperance of aging considerably.
Second, and probably a little better (but works best when done first and then
followed with step one (minus the water part)), is to make a weak tea solution,
and letting it soak in there until the desired color is attained. After this
then fold it several times and it will make very aged looking creases'.
When numbering a birth certificate, remeber to use the proper tools of the
era for which the certificate was issued. So if you're doing a pre-1980 one
(which I am assuming, since you have a grasp of reading) then you will not want
to use a new typewritter, but an IBM Selectric (which was the government stnd.
before 1980). Also you will not want to use a ball point pen on the document,
since these also were not created at this peticular point in time. You must
always take these into account, because as fate would have it you'll end up
getting the only smart government employee in the world!
BIRTH CERTIFICATES
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Because in the discrepancy and relative ease of forgery, most government
agencies will not accept a birth certificate or photocopy of one unless it has
impressive documentation that it is a certified copy and/or filed by the county
clerk. Passport agencies will normally not accept a copy unless it has an
embossed seal from the state or county it was issued from.
People rarely will take the origional birth certificate with them, usually
they will have certified photocopy of the document. What this means is that
the government certifies that this is a legal document... Wow. Ok, usually
this is an imbossed stamp with the state's seal in the center of the stamp.
There is NO standard format for certificate stamps, and every county in the
United States has a different one, so who's to know if Bumfuck, TX's stamp
looks like a smily-face or not? There is no way for them to verify the auth-
enticity of the stamp unless they have access to the county that certified
it and can compare stamps. Rubber stamps can be purchased from any small print
shop with the words 'Certified' or 'County Clerk' embossed on them, then you
simply stamp the document and wala, it's legal!
If someone wants to take this a step further in security, he can physically
go to the court house and pay to have a document certified... This usually costs
around five dollars, and they simply stamp the document. This will give you
a copy of the real state seal to work from. Then it is possible to make a
stamp or embosser to match it, although this is an extreme measure and really
is probably unnecessary.
Origional birth certificates or blank birth certificates can be purchased
from a number of source around the country (refer to the above listing of
companies). One GREAT note is that purchasing or selling blank birth cert's
IS COMPLETELY LEGAL! It is not a government document but simply a piece of
paper that could concievably be used by a hospital or doctor for it's intended
purpose. If the identity is not used to defraud anyone, especially the govern-
ment, the simple use of another name is not illegal. Many people in their
professional lives including writers, actors, hackers, real estate agents, etc
legally create and use these aka's or pen names without any attempt at govern-
mental permission.
The old method of finding some child that is the given age, and that died
is no longer valid or safe. The government knows this scam all too well, and
you will get burned if you attempt it. They now cross-reference over 60% of
the birth/death certificates, to almost stamp this ouw... Plus the also reference
the use of a birth certificate, so if you are using Joe Doe, and so is someone
else, and you both apply for a passport... It will be more than a postman who
delivers it to you!
PASSPORTS: HELL ON EARTH
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Passports are probably the most secure for of ID you'll run across, and thank
God we don't need to forge them that often. They are almost impossible to copy
without some of the best technology around, and if you are thinking of appling
for one off of a fake identitiy, forget it. They check far to closely and far
too hard for even most of the best to withstant. As far as I'm concerned I just
chalk that up as a loss...
There is, however, a costly but very complete answer to this problem... Costa
Rica (one of the last great grey-countries) will issue you a valid passport
if you by $10,000 in land, and pay taxes on an income of $500 a month to the
Costa Rica government (CR is a marvelous country that has no wars, no army, and
a poor but democratic society). To apply for the passport, contact a Costa
Rican attorney or write to:
Lel Punto Costarricense S. A
Post Box 90
Paseo Estudintes
Costa Rica
Now one of the REAL side benifits to this is if you happen to get busted, you
will simply be extradited back to Costa Rica, only to be set free!
There is also a company (for a much more reasonable fee) called the
International Documentation Commision, located at:
1012 - 14th St NW
Suite 1101
Washington, DC 22005
For $35 they issue a 42-page passport valid for three years, and for $60 a
passport valid for seven years. They have issued over 2500 such passports, and
their passports are accepted in a case-by-case method in over 110 countries.
These countries are not North America or Europe, but mainly third world nations
(which always seem to border on the country you want to go to!).
SOCIAL SECURITY CARDS
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I will not spend all together too much time on these, you can however find
out some great information on the structure of SSN's in my file Carding My Way
part 3. For the most part these can be easily attained and/or forged since
they are just a piece of paper, with no hidden lines or stamps, they are just
a number. And the beauty of the matter is the only one who knows what number
is who's is the government, so this means the only way you could get fucked by
using a fake one is either at a job, or at a bank come the first of the year
when they send in all the client information. What this means is if you tell
TRW that Joe Doe is 555-11-2222, then that IS what Joe Doe's number is to the
rest of the world. Business's, Hospitals, etc have no way of checking the
validity of what you are saying, only by the paper you show them...
DRIVERS LICENSE FORGERY
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
In most cases you really don't want to forge a drivers license, what you want
to do is forge all the infomation you give them, then apply for a real one...
This way you will get one that will pass even the closest scruteny (of course,
it's real). Several methods are described below...
One way is to take those temporary paper DL's they assign you when you are
waiting to recieve your real one, and use a laser printer to forge a fake one
with the stat's you want. Then take this fake one down and ask what is taking
so long with your ID being send... Well, needless to say they won't be able to
find your file, and will re-take your photo, soon you'll be recieving a wonderful
new life...
One of the more riskier methods is to forge another states ID, and then use
it to apply for an ID in the state you dwell in... Most of the time they will
accept this without any other forms of ID, and then you're ready to go!
Another way which is along the same lines as the above methods is to use an
out-of-state temp license to get a temp. extention in the state you're in. This
will be the same as the state you're in, so you then go to the next city and
turn it in for a real one!
It's always a good idea to call ahead and find out what the DMV required in
order to get an ID... The requirements vary greatly from state to state, and if
you apply in a more rural city you will find them more willing to bend the rules
for you. Some good proof of identity (that is easy to forge) is the following:
School ID Marriage Cert. Insurance Papers Bills w/ name on them
Employment ID School Transcipts US Passport Business Cards
I should also point out that you are probably going to have to take the drivers
test, so it would be a good idea to study that little book and make sure you
have access to a car on the big day...
DRIVER'S LICENSE COMPACT
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
There is something called the Interstate Driver's License Compact to which
a little over half the 50 states belong to. This agency handles convictions
of traffic voilations primarily to assuage the insurance companies out-of-state
convictions can get on the drivers license, upping his insurance rate. States
which belong to thie compact agree to confiscate any out-of-state license upon
issuance of the license in a new state. It should be noted that most states
do not return the licenses to the issueing state, they just destroy them. No
cross-referencing as to the document itself occurs. What this means to you is
that if you move from state A, to state B, make a forged copy of A's DL, submit
it to B and get B's, they will confiscate a fake and you will be the proud owner
of two real state ID's, each with INDEPENDANT records! The only state I can
think of off hand that doesn't suscribe to the compact is California.
OTHER FILES COMING SOON
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm probably going to slow down for a bit, since I have some work that needs
to be taken care of, so be expecting releases like the ones below, and then
about one or so every month or so from there on... Each new release will have
a listing of files to be watching for. Check out the Book of Fraud when I
finally release it... It will tie together EVERYTHING I've talked about, from
sabotage to carding to identity hoping, and how to use it to benifit you. I'll
also teach you the special Video Vindicator method of fraud-finding, sure to
help you find that next super-scam.
WHERE TO GET EXOTIC WEAPONS - Update to my origional file, with more
NUMBER TWO exotic weapons than ever before!
THE COMPLETE US ID FRAUD KIT - Around 2 megs of high-resolution GIF
PART ONE : FORGERY COLLECTION (800dpi/24bit color) scanned pictures
of all the states drivers licenses and
temporary permits.
THE BOOK OF FRAUD - A compilation of all sorts of scams
and rip-offs to pull on unsuspecting
losers.
ADVANCED IDENTITY HOPING - A addendum (or whatever) to the Identity
Hoping series. A few new techniques
to try and my success with them.
BEING AN ASSHOLE, FOR FUN & PROFIT - Some fun scams that require you to be
a complete dick in order to pull them
off. Can be profitable, if not at least
fun to do!
THE COMPLETE STATE DOCUMENT KIT - Around 4 megs of high-resolution GIF
PART TWO : FORGERY COLLECTION (800dpi/24bit color) scanned pictures
of most state letterheads, seals, and
insignias. A DEFINANT MUST!
Catch these and more on the way at any of the BBS's listed below! They will
definantly get them first... I try not to plan too far in advance, so up until
March is all I'll list for now.
CONCLUSION
~~~~~~~~~~
Well, I hope this helps you get out of all those messes you're sure to have
gotten yourself into by this point... As ALWAYS please get a hold of me on any
of the systems at the bottom, and tell me what you thought of the file, what
experience's you've had trying something out of it, ideas for upcoming files,
etc. I am not a boundless supply of ideas, and yours would be greatly apprec-
iated.
Well, now onto the Greetings... As always, the usual few get in here some-
how, like The White Rider, /<ludge, Grandmaster Ratte, Mindwalker, and the
Death Mage, but then there's always a few new hi's to be tossed out... What?
are you expecting me to list them too? Hehe, maybe next time... If I didn't
greet you, too bad, hastle me about it and I might consider it...
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PREFACE: This file contains bits of my life, and may be considered hazardous
to you heath. Some of these things might not seem realistic, but believe me,
they are. This was not meant to be a documentary of my life, but ways in
dealing with things that drive the normal person insane.
Ok, many people get the impression that most people are normal, and the only
strange things you see are in the movies. Well, movies, or no movies, it
exists in real life. I will just type in some examples of things that I have
happened to me. This shit doesn't normally happen your to your average Joe
Shmoe.
Strange things happen in life that make your mind jump out of its skull, and
the main way to control this is through thought. Sometimes it is very
difficult to understand the way others think, if they are off the wall type
people. You try to put yourself in their body, and relate to them, but just
can't seen to find a connection. I have had this problem not just with my
x-girlfriend, but with many other people. I have considered being a part time
pshycologist, but I can't hack the schooling. I will now give examples of
brain disorders, and try to reason them out.
.... I was talking to a Jehovah's witness lady a many months ago when my
X-girl got involved in them, and she believed that SATAN talked through
heavy-metal albums, and could enter her house. She also was explaining to me
the times in which she had certain items in her house move and a "phantom" was
playing her piano, and throwing glasses around the house.. This is supposedly
because she is a "witness" and they are the only religion as far as she is
concered. This lady was fucking 52 years old or so. Totally mature, and adult
by normal eyes. No one would EVER suspect her to be such a fuck-up, and in
need of help.
REASON: This all deals with religious corruption (my #1st phile!). People
warp their minds in this sort of state, but in order to become like this, they
are VERY impressionable. Their mind is like play-dough, and can be made into
vertially anything the person that controls them would like to see out of them.
They are in search for guidance.
DEALING WITH IT: You have to realize that they are mentally instable, and it
is VERY difficult to help this type of person, since they are normally very
hard to reach mentally. They are in a dream state, and until they wake up,
there is no talking to them.
.... My x-girlfriend wanted to go back out with me AFTER having turned into a
Jehovah's Witness, which caused us to break up because of their anti-sex
beliefs and etc..etc.. She was once a heavy-metal (almost satanic) type girl,
that normally would wear next to nothing each and every day, and would be
hornier than any mortal person on earth. Meanwhile, as I had suspected, she
had gotten another boyfriend, and was busy getting herself pregnant [3] times
in [3] months! (She had been pregnant 1 time before all this happened also).
When I went out with her, she was on the pill which made things perfect, but
JW's don't believe in that, not that they don't believe in sex either.. This
is something that couldn't have been overcome from her mental-problem since we
are talking about a lifestyle and something that she loved from when she was a
tot, or should I say twot? A normal day would be fucking 3 times at least, and
this was each day for a year. I must have done something right there! I
finally realized that I was playing with fire once again, and bitched her out,
and got rid of her again. She then went back to the ugly bastard, and that was
that. She said "We are going different ways". I told her she goes different
ways EACH DAY! She is not the same person that I ever knew nor went out with,
and I used to be upset about it, and driven insane by the fact that all this
happened, but now I realize it was just a mear "Touch of Love" from one that
will always be a nomadic minded wanderer.
DEALING WITH IT: You have to say to yourself, that there is nothing you can do
when the person doesn't want to help themselves, and has a history of this sort
of thing. There are more normal people out in the world, and it is rediculous
to pull yourself into their problems and shit that they get themselves into.
I am not going to tell you these are the only things that have happened to me,
nor am I going to say they are the last thing, but each takes a toll on a
persons head after awhile. I got into some serious alcohol, and was just plain
out of it in many ways for along time. No one likes to admit that someone they
care about is fucked up in the head, but I can finally say that. There are
many others out there that can treat you the same, or better, and don't have
the psycological hangups that these people do. Living in a world of dreams if
FUN, and GREAT, but the main thing is you must realize what is real and
possible, and what isn't.
The mind is an interesting thing. It can control your personality, your
feelings, emotions, ways you act, and habbits. It even creates your dreams at
night. It is the most powerful organ in your body as far as control of
yourself goes. Drinking alot effects your brain, and it does some wild things
to you. The next step from your brain and thoughts is your inner soul, or what
you might call "yourself". It is sort of like a program that your mind follows
throughout life. Your abilities to see others in your own little ways,
judgeing what looks sexy to you, reading peoples minds, detecting hurt
feelings, and even creating your own likes and dislikes. You would think that
the soul talks to the mind since each individual is different in their own way.
Problems arrise when people can't understand each other. They can't get a grip
on the way another person is, and just can't accept it. That is the wrong way
of thinking. Can you blame yourself for the way you are? Just think that
someone else could LOVE something the same way you do, but just not the same
thing. These are almost like instints given to us at birth from the man
upstairs. Don't you think it is strange that never having sex, and then
deciding to have it, you know EXACTLY how to do it, and how everything works?
Also, what about the feelings that pass through the bodies while having sex.
It is almost like a brain-chain, and you can feel the love and the feeling the
other has durring the time. The mind is SO powerful, it can even cause
destruction of yourself.. Either by suicide, or by substance abuse. Imagine a
force strong enough to cause involuntary death of ones self. Sometimes you
have to leave your body, and look from the outside, and take a good look at
yourself, and say what the FUCK is going on!?! It is good to be able to
understand others, and at the same time analyze yourself. Unfortunalty the
mind sometimes creates illusions that cloud up your thoughts, and if you can't
see through the fog, you will be lost forever. This is a very comment type of
psychological problem. Sometimes, I can even play head-games with my X when I
saw her once in awhile. That is how messed up things get.
Well, I will continue this topic of discussion in my book. I had better put
the BBS back up before it is missed. By the way, I did this under the
influence of alcohol, and even WORSE, KING DIAMOND! ahh, hehehe. Well, I hope
this was as mind opening for you as it was for me, and hope you all have great
success in fucking girls as I have. Its not quanity, but quality! Don't
forget about the thing that sits behind their skull either, or you might REALLY
get HEAD-FUCKED! Not too fun.
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WILL have a plot, and will be fairly long and detailed to the last moan and
groan out of the vocal chords! BEWARE.. Turn off your copy buffers.. IT WILL
BE REALEASED SOON!!
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The Official ZoNE Guide To:
Having Fun With Insects, Sparkers, and Bug Spray!
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This is an easy one. You can squash 'em, kill 'em, eat
'em, do whatever ya want with 'em. But one of my favorite ways
is to =-=-=-=>> BURN 'EM!
This is my favorite way to burn them (and the steps if
you wanta try)! It's fun. I call it the 'Pit Of Doom' or, as
we will refer it to, the POD:
1) Buy some Pringles or any product that has a cylinder like
case.
2) Buy a lighter or a sparker.
3) Buy some bug spray, like OFF!.
4) Go into the woods with your items.
5) Find the insect you hate the most, for me it was the gypsy
moth caterpillar.
6) Spray the inside of the Pringle's can with bug spray
(Be sure all the chips are gone!)
7) Light the inside of the can. It should be very easy, because
bug spray is extremly flammable.
8) Edge the insect to the top of the POD, the DROP 'EM IN!
9) The insect will light on fire. You can push him around in
the fire, etc.
10) After you have had your fun, blow out the fire (if not
already gone), and take the insect out of the POD. It may still
be alive. See it burn and die!
Oh wHell!, thats it for this issue. In the future look for
more fun with PODs and Bug Spray!
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(TCC) West Coast Division
P R E S E N T S:
Interrogation Techniques for Fun and Profit!
It is easy to intercept transmissions. But the human brain
is still one of the safest places to keep information. This file
will help you pull information from the body's greatest fortress.
PAIN
Pain used to be the most popular sort of interrogation. The thumb
screw and the rack were famous for 'loosening a strong man's
tounge'. Pain, however, is a two-edged weapon. Its infliction may
bring quick results - but a man pushed to extremes of pain may
babble anything his questioners wish to hear. Torture can also
harden a few individuals. They may resist until death, or prove
poor exhibits at a subsequent trail. Also torture can bring about
negative propaganda towards the torturer.
THE FIVE "S'"
1. STOP AND SEARCH: At checkpoints or random searches. Clothing
is checked for weapons, and people are checked against photos to
see if they are the suspects being searched for.
2. SEGREGATION: As soon as possible, suspects should be
separated from one another. This helps to break down the
suspect's will and allows statements may by other suspects to be
checked. Also it reduced the possibility of two or more suspects
cooperating together to come up with a clever plan of escape.
3. SILENCING: A bag put over the suspects head disorients and
isolates the subject. (We will get into more of this later)
4. SPEED OF INTERROGATION: Initial 'safe' question throw a
suspect off guard, and quick 'unsafe' questions may be answered
unknowningly by the subject.
5. SAFEGUARD: Thick, steel, locked doors bar escape and crush the
subject's will. You can also go further and handcuff the subject.
When you handcuff a subject, make sure that the handcuffs are
lock up and that the subject has his/her palms facing out. Place
the handcuffs on the joint between the hand and the arm. This
way, even if the subject happens to have a key, it makes it more
difficult for the subject to escape. The object here is to crush
the idea of escaping and making the subject feeling helpless.
If you are going to bind the subject, make sure you do it right.
Immobilize him by tying him up in a chair with both feet and hands.
SENSORY DEPRIVATION
In civil custody, the same isolation is used as a tool throughout
many Western countries. Police forces can deny access to
solicitors or friends on the grounds that information may be
passed to the subject associates in crime. Techniques of sensory
deprivation can aid the process of isolation.
Hooded or crowned with an upturned bucket, the simple lack of
light and vision can swiftly break a prisoner's grasp on normal
realities. The use of "white noise" - a recording of sounds
across the spectrum, not unlike the escape of hissing steam,
blots out auditory contact with the world. Drugs used by Syrian
captors on Israeli soldiers remove all sensations of sight,
smell, hearing and touch, but left the brain active.
To increase time disorientation, periods of lightness and
darkness may be varied irregularly. Meals can be produced at odd
intervals so a prisoner looses track of the days of captivity.
Even before a formal interrogation has begun, the suspect has
already lost contact with reality.
Confusion and uncertainty are increased if his captors treat
him with absolute "correctness". Many experts now regard such an
approach as more effective than abuse or hostility towards a
subject, which gives him a focus towards a subject and a
recognizable opponent. The captors should reveal no emotion and
not talk amongst themselves. They should restrict conversation
with the prisoner to monosyllabic commands and orders.
Since man is such a social animal, the surge of relief when
he is led into a room and comforted by an apparent friend may
overwhelm his determination to keep silent.
SOFT MAN, HARD MAN
The 'Hard Man, Soft Man' technique is definitely the most
interesting form of non-drug interrogation to be produced in the
twentieth century.
It is basically this: One interrogator ('The Hard Man') is
violent and unfriendly. He insults and may physically attack the
subject. The other interrogator ('The Soft Man') is nice,
friendly and compassionate. He may offer the subject something to
eat or cigarettes. He also establishes a friendly relationship by
opening a conversation, rather than conducting a question and
answer period. One will hurt the subject, the other will comfort
the subject and et al. Despite awareness of the game he is caught
in, the prisoner finds it difficult not to relax and lower his
guard with the 'Soft Man'. After this, is an easy task to get the
subject to answer 'unsafe' questions.
BREAKING ALLIANCES
The toughest job of an interrogator is getting the prisoner
to break faith with his friend or organization. He must convince
him that his group has rejected him or that they have cooperated
also, thus exonerating him from silence. As his most effective,
the interrogator uses a mix of suggestion and deprivation to
persuade the captive to identify with the new group the captor
represents.
MISC.
Here are a few more ways of breaking down a person's
will to resist.
1) Lack of sleep.
2) Sodium Penathol (Truth serum)
3) Dousing a subject with water and then subjecting him to
electric shocks. I should warn you to make sure that you use low
amperage, as ONE amp can kill a person that has been doused.
4) Staking the subject down over a gopher hole and then smoking
the gopher out.
5) Keeping the subject constantly cold or hot.
Well, that is about it from here. If you know of some more
nice methods, pleas let me know at Pirate's Xchange or The Dead
Zone.
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Disclaimer
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Some of the actions described in this text would get you into
a great deal of trouble with the law, furnishing you with a
permanent criminal record if you were caught committing them.
I hereby take no responsibility for your actions in any case.
You make your decisions. I do not. Now, read and learn.
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Writer: King of Loaf
I must say that I am a disgruntled former employee.
I worked for JCPenny's for 8 months, and during that time I
learned a great deal about their security and cash handling
practices.
Reconnaissance <- Cool spy-like term.
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First, become acquainted with the store you will be using.
Visit it a few days before. Roam around - know where all the
different departments are located and what items they carry.
Most of the sales employees won't care what you do - they just
want to go home or to lunch, but the few who care will watch
you like a hawk. Stupid, self-important employees are often
overly cautious and very paranoid, and won't be reasonable.
When you make your inspection, buy something. You can have
someone return it later.
Don't stay in the store for over 30 minutes. Casually scope
the ceiling for the cameras - they use them. Try to dress
nicely, be clean-cut, and if you have long hair, tuck it under
your hat.
They often single out young people based on the way they
look. This is especially true for minorities, so be careful
if you're hispanic or black.
The Refund
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To preform the refund you must know these things: what item
you wish to swap, where it's located and what your size would
be in that item. In this walk-through we'll use denim jeans,
which, by the way, is what I suggest for use.
The refund is executed by walking into the store either
empty-handed or with a empty bag, picking up four identical
pairs of jeans 2 or 4 inches too small or large, then walking
to the register and requesting a refund, citing that your
aunty bought you the wrong size birthday present. Take the
cash and head for the door. Be courteous and impatient, if
you're a good enough actor to combine the two effectively.
Example: You wear size 30-30 jeans. You enter the store
through the package pickup door. The western wear
department (which also handles jeans) is near. You walk
briskly, but not hurriedly, to the table or rack containing
your jeans and grab 4 pairs of size 30-36 jeans, which
obviously wouldn't fit you, but Aunt Betty might not
realize the difference. You walk to the counter, deliver
your spiel, and wait for your cash. Management might be
called to get change - don't worry. You don't need a reciept
to get a refund at Penny's.
The only red flag is if the salesperson gets a call as soon as
you approach the register. This would be security, who has
been watching you, possibly watching you pick the jeans up.
The security guy might tell her to answer in "yes" or "no"
only. He might tell her to say, "No thanks, I don't need any
change."
If this happens, it's still not over.
They can't bust you until you have "lost the opportunity to
pay for the merchandise," which means you are past the nearest
register on your way to the exit. Come back to the register
later, and perhaps ask to exchange one pair of jeans because
you don't want 4 pair of black 505s. This is the most secure
method of ripping them off.
Shoplifting
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Harder to get away with, shoplifting has many variations, only
a few of which only a few will be discussed here.
A. The All Out, Balls to the Wall Shoplift
When shoplifting, always have a car waiting right outside,
headed toward the exit of the mall parking lot, ready to go.
Enter the store with a few of your buddies, grab everything
and haul ass out the door.
Example: You have a truck sitting in position (heading out of
the parking lot, at the exit, motor running, in gear). You
and 3 other guys run in through the west entrance near
dresses. You grab a shitload of prom dresses and formals and
head out the door. You throw the shit in the back of the
truck and take off.
I know of no practical methods, however, which would allow
you to convert that merchandise to cash - trying to get a
refund the same store wouldn't be very wise, and you'd join
the ranks of the really stupid thieves who made the news for
pulling shit like that. A JCPenny's in a different city may
work if you returned only one item, or two unrelated ones, and
didn't wait too long to do it - if you show up with half a
dozen things which have been out for a couple months, it would
be rather suspicious.
B. The Sneak Shoplift
This technique requires some minor sleight of hand to sneak
the merchandise off. If you like ties, cologne, or your
girlfriend doesn't mind getting perfume without the box,
this is fairly easy - wear a heavy, dark-colored long-sleeved
button-down shirt (with your own tie) and leave the middle
two buttons unfastened, hidden by your tie. Don't tuck it in
flat.. leave space for the single object you will take. A
clean baseball cap would be a good idea, as well. It's a
weird look, but I know guys that dress like this normally.
Perfect your economy of motion - getting an object inside your
shirt smoothly from a normal position. If you can move your
hand across your torso and slip and item inside without
slowing down, you'll do. It need not be perfect, but it's
your ass.. so make sure you get something good. Drakkar Noir
really sucks. I like Aspen, personally. Free promotional
gifts for fragrance purchases of over $19.95 in value are out
of the question, unfortunately.
The shoplifting techniques are not new information. At best,
they're variations of age-old techniques which everyone
(including salespeople) knows about. There are many more ways
to shoplift. It's kind of an art, perhaps even an athletic
competition - but the rush one feels is due to too much danger
for too little reward.. which brings us directly into the
solution for this quandary, Technique #3.
#3 The Register Break In
This one is much easier than you'd think, and fast (a solid 7
seconds if you're dextrous). It will take at least that much
time to get the register open, take the money, and splitting.
Having a car waiting would still be an excellent idea - this
is greater reward for greater danger.
At JCPenny's, there are several basic single-key commands to
the register.
Key Purpose
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When an empolyee wants to open the register without making a
transaction, he types "3". The register then pauses, waiting
for his Employee Number, which is 3 digits. He doesn't have
to type his number in, though, because the machine recalls the
last employee who used the register - that number is already
displayed as the default. Pressing ENTER selects it. So to
execute a "No Sale", an employee would type "3" and then ENTER
twice.
That's all one has to do to open the register.
If there is a problem and it asks for a number, any 3 digit
number will work. Use 999 - it's the default employee number,
commonly used when an employee wants to refund an item without
losing their commission (they steal, too).
At JCPenny's the registers often run out of change. People
want refunds or whatever. If you watch closely, when an
employee calls for change, you will see a merchandiser go to
an unoccupied nearby register to get it. These registers are
"change registers" and are perfect for the Register Break In.
Example: You noticed in your inspection that the lingerie
register is a "change register". Walking up to the register
when no one is looking, you hit 3 and then ENTER twice. The
register drawer pops open - you grab all the paper money out
of the slots and from under the black case, dumping it into a
bag, or, better yet, your dark, tucked-in, long-sleeved shirt.
You get out the door and into the waiting car by whatever
means seems most appropriate, be it hauling ass or walking
briskly.. taking it slow and casual could get you tackled from
behind, but running could draw attention when your criminal
action did not.
Dangerous? As hell. Once again, it's your ass - robbing a
register is a completely different episode of Cops than petty
shoplifting.
Information wants to be free - but read the disclaimer at the
top of this file again.
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Dealing with Jehovah's Witlesses.
Saturday morning, 10 AM. I'm quietly conducting a Q-scan on this very board
when the doorbell rings. Leaving the Mac, I go into the hall and look out.
There is a middle-aged black lady standing at the front door with a bible in
her hand.
Jehovah' Witlesses.
OBOY!
I leap into action. Quickly donning a camo jacket, black beret and dark
sunglasses, and grabbing my battery-powered MP5k water machine pistol, I run
to the front door. They're still there. Good. I fling open the door.
Me: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
JW: Good morning, sir-
Me: I KNOW WHAT YOU WANT! YOU WANT MY SOUL! WELL, IT'S TOO LATE, DO YOU HEAR?
I'VE ALREADY SOLD IT!!!!!(manaiacal laughter)
JW: But-
I slam the door, and pick up the mail. Looking up, I see that the STARK FIST
has obviously struck the poor woman; she's rooted to the spot. Laughing
maniacally once again, I spray the door with water. With a gasp, she
disappears.
With any luck whatsoever, I'll never be plagued by those idiots again.
I should mention the camo jacket was "Urban Camo" (various black, white and
grey splotches). Alas, the MP5K water pistol is in Water Pistol Heaven after it
dropped on the floor; however, I have a nice "Bullpup" model loosely based on a
Lazer Tag StarLyte which is picking up the slack, as it were. Oh, yes: The
above post originally apppeared on the Institute.
A few basic principles to remember here:
1) These are essentially decent (but woefully misguided and, in all
probability, none too bright) people out to Spread The Word Of The Lord.
Physical assault is right out of the question; even squirting water on them is
RIGHT OUT. You will note in the 1988 encounter, I sprayed the front door, NOT
the JW.
2) If you're feeling masochistic, you MAY wish to attempt to reason with them
and try to refute their arguments. This is easily as productive a use of time
as pissing up a rope. They have their faith; their faith is strong; therefore,
they are right and you are wrong. Don't bother.
3) As with other organisms, JWs react in a Pavlovian manner to external
stimuli. If you're polite to them (even to the extent of saying "Not
interested, thank you" and firmly shutting the door), they have experienced a
pleasant encounter with a fellow human being and, who knows, a future recruit.
If, on the other hand, you walk up to the front door stark naked and invite
them to a Black Mass in the basement, fondling your genitals all the while,
chances are they will react with disgust and not bother you any more.
4) A continuation of 1): As a rule, JWs tend not to be the Charismatic Saviour
type. Once you've scared them off once, they tend not to return. In a way,
this is disappointing, as I haven't had a chance to vent my spleen at a Jesoid
in public since that day in 1988.
With this in mind, here's a list of suggestions on dealing with JWs. With
imagination, you can come up with more, I'm sure...All of these gambits assume
you've been waken from a sound sleep on a Sunday morning, are somewhat unready
to deal with strangers on short notice, have some means of ascertaining that
you are in fact dealing with door-to-door religious fanatics and have prepared
to one extent or another.
1) The Paramilitary method. As described above. A good variation would
have you coming to the front door munching on a large piece of meat
impaled on a "Rambo" style knife. For extra effect, offer them some. The
Paramilitary method can either be played screaming style or in a low, intense,
"I just flew back from the Ho Chi Minh Trail and BOY, are my ARMS TIRED!!" sort
of voice. Think Jack Nicholson.
2) Out-rant them. Have a copy of the Book of the Sub-Genius handy. Read
selected passages from the Economicon. Point out some of the more bizarre art
and claim to have witnessed the Fighting Jesus tear himself OFF the cross and
start beating the Romans over the HEAD with it.
3) Open the front door bearing a boom box on your shoulder. For best effect,
you should play Devo, "My Way" by Sid Vicious or "Go To Hell" by Alice Cooper.
4) Invite them to an orgy (variation on 3), above). Same wardrobe.
5) While physical assault is out, verbal abuse is perfectly acceptable. Dog
them down the block shouting that they support Nazi terror in the Vatican, that
a JW daycare center was shut down under suspicion of child abuse, that they're
in league with both Lyndon Larouche AND the Queen of England to flood
Kennebunkport, Newport AND Cape Cod with illicit heroin, Thorazine and
adrenochrome...use your imagination.
6) Using a pay phone and a false (but plausible) name (say, John R. Dobbs),
call 911 and tell the operator there are people ringing doorbells and trying
windows, doors and locked cars. The boys in blue will do the rest,
particularly if you sound desperate.
Like most other fanatics, JWs tend to regard adversity as spiritual exercise.
I say, let's help them exercise their spirituality to the fullest and BEYOND.
Major Matt "Hint for Hint 5): Think Radio Shack bullhorn. If you get one
which plays music, program it for the Nazi or Communist anthems..." Mason
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Radio
-----
Simply by picking up the phone one can place all
kinds of useful ads, public service, and community
information announcements with the local radio
station.
Low power mobile transmitters have been used to
enliven the programming at local radio stations.
Cheap F.M. bugging devices are avaliable from many
sources. These bugs will broadcast to an F.M.
radio (home or auto) located up to 400 feet away.
Such bugs have been wired inside "gifts" such as
a lamp, and presented to the target. The bug
placed in a lamp was wired to the lamps wiring so
it would not need batteries.
A simple remote control device can be made from a
remote controlled toy, two walky talkies, or a
small radio with an F.M. bugging device for the
controller. If you can cause a radio in a place
remote from you to make a noise you are
controlling it. You can use that sound, or the
electricity that causes it, to initiate any type
of electrical response.
Utilities
---------
Gas and electrical meters can be slowed or
bypassed.
Strong magnets have been used to slow meters.
Some water and electrical meters will run
backwards if turned around.
Sometimes the tampering of the meter tampering
is the utility company. However, when the target
is the user, a crude and obnoxious attempt to
effect the meter is made on behalf of the target.
The tampering is then duly noticed by the meter
reader and reported to the utility company. Such
irregularities (even removal of a seal) makes the
utility company very cranky.
If one likes railroads one should never set the
manual brakes on box cars nor poor water in the
tracks switches on cold nights.
Newspapers
----------
Newspapers take classified ads by telephones. Any
number of ads may be placed in a newspaper on
behalf of a target. He may place the following
ads:
1. A BIG garage sale - starts early Saturday
and Sunday.
2. Please support this unpopular cause
(Hitler youth club, etc).
3. Free cocker spaniel puppies (call after
12 A.M. I'm a shift worker).
4. I.B.M. typewriter $50.00.
5. Must sell ex-husbands old gun collection.
6. Call "X" the mystic sex theripist.
And many, many others.
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Radio
-----
Simply by picking up the phone one can place all
kinds of useful ads, public service, and community
information announcements with the local radio
station.
Low power mobile transmitters have been used to
enliven the programming at local radio stations.
Cheap F.M. bugging devices are avaliable from many
sources. These bugs will broadcast to an F.M.
radio (home or auto) located up to 400 feet away.
Such bugs have been wired inside "gifts" such as
a lamp, and presented to the target. The bug
placed in a lamp was wired to the lamps wiring so
it would not need batteries.
A simple remote control device can be made from a
remote controlled toy, two walky talkies, or a
small radio with an F.M. bugging device for the
controller. If you can cause a radio in a place
remote from you to make a noise you are
controlling it. You can use that sound, or the
electricity that causes it, to initiate any type
of electrical response.
Utilities
---------
Gas and electrical meters can be slowed or
bypassed.
Strong magnets have been used to slow meters.
Some water and electrical meters will run
backwards if turned around.
Sometimes the tampering of the meter tampering
is the utility company. However, when the target
is the user, a crude and obnoxious attempt to
effect the meter is made on behalf of the target.
The tampering is then duly noticed by the meter
reader and reported to the utility company. Such
irregularities (even removal of a seal) makes the
utility company very cranky.
If one likes railroads one should never set the
manual brakes on box cars nor poor water in the
tracks switches on cold nights.
Newspapers
----------
Newspapers take classified ads by telephones. Any
number of ads may be placed in a newspaper on
behalf of a target. He may place the following
ads:
1. A BIG garage sale - starts early Saturday
and Sunday.
2. Please support this unpopular cause
(Hitler youth club, etc).
3. Free cocker spaniel puppies (call after
12 A.M. I'm a shift worker).
4. I.B.M. typewriter $50.00.
5. Must sell ex-husbands old gun collection.
6. Call "X" the mystic sex theripist.
And many, many others.
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He stands atop a lonely hillside, the cold biting at his skin as the chill
wind whips through his hair, setting it off in a menagerie of disarray. He
surveys the scene..the ominous structure ahead of him, forbidding and clammy
steel. With the battle cry of "Remember Split Infinity!" he bounds doen the
hill, over dusk and rock until he stands before the object of his nightmares,
K-Mart. Not wasting any time, he strides to the doors and flings them open
with an air of aristocracy. He is met by a cold blast of stale air as he gapes
in awe at the vast array of "kwalitee" merchandice for the throngs of people to
buy. He laughs inwardly and ignores the youth group leader begging for
contributions at the door. Knowing exactly what he is doing, he heads to the
back of the store. He has used the covented techniques before but now he is
ready to go beyond. He is ready to cause utter havoc. Finding no one manning
the defunct "Pet section" our hero access the "page" fone option and says
"ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS..FOR THE NEXT TWO MINUTES, ALL THE MERCHANDISE YOU
CAN CARRY, HAUL, DRAG, OR LIFT TO CHECKOUT IS 80% OFF!" Then vacates the area
and watches the commotion as the throngs of greasers lug refrigerators, tv's,
appliances and even whole kitchen ensembles to checkout in a mad rush to buy as
the K-Mart people run here and there trying to no avail to restore order. With
the general populous caught up in that commotion, he goes to the "toiletries"
department and takes a bottle of "PRELL" from the shelf. He feels a moment of
guilt flash through him but that is swept aside by the years of training he has
had. Opening the bottle he writes "MATT ACKERET DOES IT WITH FIRE HYDRANTS" or
something of the sort. "Oh my!" he thinks, my bottle is 1/2 empty! well,
remeding that, he opens it and proceeds to piss in it and shakes it up,
replaces it on the counter, and does this to 5 more. "That was lucky" he
thinks as he heads to the kwalitee K-Mart TV department. When this place is
devoid of life, he turns the tv's all off and all to different stations, with
volume jacked up to 10 and reatreats. The kwalitee K-Mart compyooter dept.
has more fun for our hero.. the demo's can be easily rigged to give quite a
shock, our valiant vigilante thinks as he unplugs the VIC-20 sitting there and
wets down the plug. He heads off to the Sporting Goods department to find even
more laughs awating him to the dismay of K-Mart employees. Wow! a K-Mart test
finger bowling ball! golly! He then proceeds to bowl over that little old
lady down the aisle (very sneakily, of course) or/and her basket of kwalitee
merchandise. Fishing rods you say?? He strides to the waiting poles (ick!)
and easily attaches the fly at the end to that EVERLAST punching bag over in
the corner. Replacing it in the rack and doing this to twelve others, our hero
has now rigged up the ultimate net-trap for the unsuspecting greaser. Shufflig
off to the foodstuff department our protaganist opens the bags of waiting
goodies and munches down, replacing the half-eaten bag with greatest caution.
Soon the entire shelf is a litter of Dorit-os, Frit-os, Tostit-os, mini
Burrit-os and all the other "o's" you might want.. Lingerie time.. thinks our
anarchistic friend. He trots off to the kwalitee lingerie dept.. Whipping out
his MAGIK-MARKER(C) he makes little smiley-faces over all the crotches (sorry
ladies) of the panties..
illustration..
* *
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and a fone number of an arch-enemy...
Well, it is about time to leave but before he goes he makes one last trip to
the page fone and says "ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS, THERE ARE BLUE-LIGHT(YAY)
SPECIALS IN THE KWALITEE K-MART SHOE, BATHROBE, KITCHEN APPLIANCE, TV, STEREO,
LINGERIE, FOODSTUFF, COMPUTER, AND SHAMPOO DEPATMENTS..."
In the commotion of the greasers runnin g this way and that to get at these
precious items our wonderful guy slips out the back door and into the parking
lot as the TV's go blaring and the guy plugs in the compuer....
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THANX:
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The Complete Guide
to
Kmart and Target
Fun
by:
the Hysterical One
and
Breeon
March 10th, 1988
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Many a person has departed from his employment with past secrets of the company
he worked for. When those secrets can benefit others, it's logical to pass
those on. As past employees of those incredible culture centers of flashing
blue lights and red vests, we felt it necessary to let the world know about the
information. Have fun!
__________
/ /
/ Kmart /
/_________/
Kmart, the home of the flashing blue light, provides much fun and opportunity
for financial gain.
TYFSOK (pronounced tife-sock). This cute little acronym is the little saying
that we all get sick of whenever we visit Kmart. It stands for "Thank you for
shopping our Kmart." If you leave, and are not told TYFSOK by the checkout
individual, immediately go to the service desk and ask for the manager.
Explain to him that the checkout person did not say the TYFSOK crap, and you
will be rewarded with a $10 gift certificate. TYFSOK is a way of life for the
Kmart Checkout operator.
Shoplifting. Kmart has had a large share of shoplifting. The security systems
in all the stores I have visited are very state-of-the-art. The important
lookout for the number of cameras scanning is to look for large
black-plexiglass covers just above the top level of shelving in the stores.
These "windows" house either a person watching, or a camera scanning.
Although they don't want you to know it, Kmart very rarely has the
"pseudo-customer." Usually this person is hired during the Christmas season.
Be on the lookout for a 30-40 year old man or woman, dressed in average
clothing for the area you are in. Be watchful for friendliness with working
store clerks, and if you aren't sure, follow that person around. The average
"Kmart psuedo-customer" looks fairly obvious, when you spend 2 hours in a store
and don't purchase a thing.
The important notation: Say you are in the sporting goods department, and you
just stashed softball glove, or fishing reel, or something in your jacket and
are about to make a hasty getaway. If you hear the wonderful call
"Three-hundred and a half from sporting goods, three-hundred and a half from
sporting goods..." in a nice calm tone, you have been spotted. Get out of the
store as fast as possible if you are going to get away. Kmart employees are
instructed to follow you as far as possible. Many Kmarts are in Mall areas, so
that person will usually stash his name tag in his pocket, and follow you. Be
wary, if you take the risk.
Fires: If you hear over the P.A. system..." Caroline to the Garden Shop,
Caroline to the Garden Shop," there is a fire alarm going off in the Garden
Shop. Almost always it is a false alarm, usually arising with someone trying
to go out of a door they aren't supposed to.
The Blue Light. The Blue light runs off of a car battery, is on wheels, is
never in storage, and there are usually 3-4 at most stores, with two being the
minimum number. The blue light charges all night with a 6 amp trickle charger
for car batteries. Generally, someone who "looks" like a Kmart employee can
take one and move it around without saying anything, although I have yet to
meet anyone with the balls to steal one. Nevertheless, it would provide a VERY
nice addition to the college dorm room decoration.
Other calls: Using the intercom on an in-store Kmart phone usually means
hitting a button labeled "P.A." A call of "One-thousand to the xxx department,
one-thousand to the xxx department" is a call for assistance in the xxx
department. The only use of this to you might be for you to go ahead and call
for assistance yourself, or to check and see if the person on duty in that
department is around. "Three-ten to the xxx department, three-ten to the xxx
department" is a call for the manager to go to whichever department. This is
not and emergency call, it's for customer asstance, or to void a cash register
operation, etc... All these calls are repeated twice.
Returning merchandise: Although they don't advertise it, most Kmarts have a
no-receipt-necessary refund policy. They boast about the ease in returning
merchandise at any Kmart, regardless of where it was purchased. What this
means, is that you can pretty much return anything to Kmart, if it is sold at
Kmart. You will receive the current price in of that merchandise in the store.
So, if you return something that is on sale, you will get the sale price. If
you wait until after the sale, you will get the regular price. In fact, should
you be so lucky as to get into the Kmart garbage room, you can get broken
merchandise (although it is usually destroyed, sometimes you get lucky), and
return it for a full refund. Refunds mean that you will have your name and
home address and phone number recorded, but they don't require identification,
so you can leave any kind of data. Exchanges require no recording.
Bogus Credit Card booklets: Every cashier has one of the booklets issued by
credit card companies, listing their stolen credit cards. The employee or the
store gets a $50 bonus for retrieving stolen credit cards. I have found it
quite easy, however, to take off with one of these books, because they just lie
around on top of the cash register within full reach.
___________
/ /
/ Target /
/__________/
Target, the land of the red vests, doesn't have as many opportunities as Kmart,
but nevertheless, some.
Shoplifting: Target has on duty at all times at least one "pseudo-customer."
They are of all ages, but most don't push shopping carts around. The men
usually walk around with a compact disc while the women usually have clothing
of some sort. Frequently the security people are rotated among the stores in
the district, so the Target employees don't even know who the
"pseudo-customers" are. Of course, there are usually more at Christmas.
If you see someone peeking around the end of an aisle at you, or following you
around, they are watching you. If you are approaching the door with stolen
merchandise, and you are a person that looks like an obvious trouble maker, you
will hear a "Manager on duty nine nine nine" repeated twice, you soon see a lot
of excited young men in red vests rapidly approaching the front doors. If you
already outside the doors, you better kick it in the ass; Target employees will
follow you, even pursue you in cars, through swamps, woods. If you ditch the
merchandise, they will hunt that stuff down too, so they can nail you for it.
If you are not out of the doors yet, leave the merchandise in a cart and walk
out the door without it. You have to have the stuff out of the door before
they can get you for shoplifting.
As far as cameras, their ceiling panels have holes in them, and the cameras are
hidden above. It is nearly impossible to determine where the cameras are, or
where they are recording. They will watch the employees also; there are
cameras in employee areas. Occasionally, there are two-way mirros in the
store, but they aren't often used and are less effective than cameras.
Fires: If you run out of a fire door, an alarm will sound and an employee will
be there as soon as possible, and another employee will either call "Security"
if they see someone running from the door (theft suspicion) or call "Manager on
duty" if the door opening was an accident. If you hear "Code Red xxx
department" repeated 3 or 4 times, there is a fire in the xxx department. If
you want to see another large group of excited young men in red vests rapidly
approaching a department with fire extinguishers, just go up to any in-store
phone, dial 4 to get the intercom and say the above page. To dial out on an
in-store phone, dial 9, and if you get another dial tone, you have an outside
line, and if you get a busy signal, then you can not dial out of that phone.
Returns of merchandise: When returning any merchandise without a receipt,
Target will give you the last sale price of that merchandise instead of the
sale price. If you return something without a receipt valued over $100, they
will record your name and keep the record for a month, for comparison purposes
(i.e. you are returning a lot of merchandise). Identification is required if
a refund is issued for an item over $100. Exchanges can be made for the same
item, for any reason (you can't exchange shoes for bowling balls, etc...).
_______________
/ /
/ In closing /
/______________/
In closing we would like to add several things. Both of these stores have very
good security, and theft and mischief is a hell of a lot easier in other
stores. Nevertheless, people will try. Of course, this information will
change if too many people know about it. As far as any personal reasons for
making this file, we said "What the phuck..." Ha ha ha....
Typed March 10th, 1988 at 8:29:39 pm.
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Uploaded By: KEVIN FLYNN
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+ How to Kill Birds +
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+ By:phsycotic student +
+ +
+ With help from: +
+ B. Darling +
+ and MacGyver +
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Ever been bothered by birds dumping
on you or your property? Or are you
just plain phsycotic( like me )?
If so then read on..........
Exploding Birds
---------------
To make a bird explode you just put
liquid plumr or draino on a piece of
bread (anything will do but it has to
soak it up).Place the bread where birds
can get to it (and eat it).After a bird
has eaten the bread it (the bird) will
promptly explode!
How it works
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The liquid plumr,draino,reacts with the
intesinal juices of the bird's stomach
producing large amouts of gas.Since
the bird cannot belch it out fast
enough,it's stomach explodes.
Bird kites
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My science teacher once told me of a
friend of his(now dead) that made bird
kites.He took a piece of bread (or
whatever is handy) and put it on a
fishing line with a hook on the end
(like you do witha fish) and went
fishing for birds.He cast it up in the
air.When a bird grabbed it,he had a
kite!
This stuff is pretty sadistic and mean
so watch out for animal lovers when you
do this.
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BEATING THE "CLUB"
So you lost the keys to that marvelous device they call "The CLUB", you
know that multi-colored steel pole that look like two pieces of cactus,
designed to keep people from stealing your vehicle.
If you lose the keys to THE CLUB you are pretty much screwed because
the police can not unlock it without removing your steering wheel (If
they even can). If they can not remove it, it will be very costly for
you to take it to a locksmith and have him remove it.
Pretty neat huh, they build this to keep car thieves out of your
vehicle, but if you lose the keys you are kept out of your vehicle. Now
figure you also had to pay somewhere between $50.00 and $75.00 dollars
for something that just locked you out.
LETS DISCUSS AN ALTERNATIVE WAY
ITEMS YOU WILL NEED
1. CAN OF LIQUID FREON (Available at most hardware stores)
2. THE ATTACHMENT FOR FILLING YOUR CARS AIR CONDITIONER
WITH FREON (Also at hardware store)
3. BALLPEEN HAMMER (Found around house)
4. SAFETY GLASSES RECOMMENDED (Optional)
5. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST, A BIG SET OF TESTICLES (Those
you probably have or you would not have D/L this file)
INSTRUCTIONS
With all the necessary equipment in hand or bag (recommended),
testicles in throat, here's the plan.
Take the attachment and look at the end, you will see a pin inside
(resembles valve stem on a tire). Pull or unscrew the pin out of the
end (do this BEFORE you attach to the can). Now realize when you
attach to the can the freon will shoot out at HIGH PRESSURE, SO BE
PREPARED!!!!!! Hook attachment to can and point nossel directly into
the lock on THE CLUB. When you see heavy ice build up in and around the
lock, dispose of the can quickly so no freon will come in contact with
anything else, especially your skin (Will cause severe and instant
frost bite). Grab the hammer and strike the lock with the rounded side,
hard and fast, the lock will shatter, causing the amazing
indestructible CLUB to break (GOOD INVESTMENT).
NOW, WELL YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO OR YOU WOULD NOT BE DOING IT!
UPLOADED BY: LEISURE SUIT
Additional note from Jeff Hunter:
Freon is getting more and more difficult to come by because of new
environmental laws. However, if you have a chemical supply house nearby
you should be able to buy a thermos of liquid nitrogen. This is even
cheaper than freon, will not destroy the ozone, the fumes won't kill
you, and is far more effective than freon.
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! Head Grinder !
! by !
! The Talon !
+-------------------------------------+
This is a great way to waste someone's
disk drive! Read on...
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Materials:
1 diskette
1 razor blade
1 sheet wet-sanding paper
1 pen
1 pair scissors
super glue
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Procedure:
Using the razor blade, carefully cut
open the seals on the top rear of the
disk. Flap it open and remove the
magnetic media.
Turn the sandpaper upside-down. Place
the magnetic media on the back of the
sandpaper and trace it. Then cut out
the circle of sandpaper with the
scissors.
Glue the sandpaper (sand side up) onto
the BACK of the magnetic media. Place
the magnetic media back into the disk
casing so that the sandpaper is on the
bottom.
Glue the flap shut.
Give the disk to the intended vitim.
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Explanation:
Single-sided disk drives read from the
BOTTOM of the disk, not the top, as
you may expect. As the read/write head
passes across the spinning sandpaper,
it will be slightly ground beyond any
further read/write capabilities. This
method of revenge has been tested on
various losers and on my school's disk
drives, and works like a charm.
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realitycheck Poindexter Fortran 510/527-1662
Lies Unlimited Mick Freen 801/278-2699
The New Dork Sublime Biffnix 415/864-DORK
The Shrine Rif Raf 206/794-6674
Planet Mirth Simon Jester 510/786-6560
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The Athiesm Corporation proudly presents...
Love Thy Neighbor; Kill His Dog
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Contrary to certain Hindu religious beliefs, there is nothing holy about a
simple dog. The Vietnamese have the right idea.
Dog is supposed to be man's best friend. Well, that man maybe, but not the
neighbors who have to listen to the damned blowing its brains out for every
shadow that moves. They also like chasing cars, pissing on that plant that you
worked so hard to keep alive during the winter, and rusting the hubcaps of your
new car in a similar manner. They will not hesitate to crap on your freshly
mowed front lawn. Or beforehand so that you don't see it until it is too late.
Meaning you either step in it, set something on it or roll the mower through
it. Ever tried to remove dog shit from the wheels of a lawnmower?
Well, here are a few serious way to go about eliminating the mutt.
1) Take a fair sized hunk of meat, but not so big as to be impossible for the
dog to wolf down. This usually works best on the larger dogs because they are
more readily adapted for swallowing meat with a minimum of chewing. (we'll
discuss small dogs later) then you take a standard beer bottle, preferably
clear, but if you do the job right, the color of the glass will not make a
difference. You then take the bottle, find a relatively safe place, put on
your goggles (remember, safety, within common sense, is important because we're
professionals here) grab a hammer and tap the bottle with it. Not so much as
to smash it to smash it to hell, as you just want to crack it enough to break
out a small piecewithout dispersing broken glass everywhere. This is easier to
clean up Now get some gloves (surgical are nice because they are not awkward so
you can do delicate work and still be protected if you are careful. The gloves
do have to fit). Take the piece of glass and pownd it as close to a powder as
you can get it. Make sure there are no breezes as you do not want to inhale
any of your "powder". Sweep it up and put it somewhere safe (little jar with
lid or something. keep out of reach of small children).
You will also need a needle and some fine, yet strong, thread and a knife.
Cut off a piece of meat, cut a pocket in the meat. Make the pocket/cavity as
big as possible and the hole from the outside world to the inside of the pocket
as small as possible. Now place some of the powder in the pocket, being
careful not to get it on the outside of the piece of meat. Then thread up the
needle, sew the opening closed, and then run up and down (with the needle)
through the center of the meat so you have something that follows the idea of a
quilt. You should not have placed any more glass in the meat than the moisture
of the meat will get wet. i.e. you do not want any dry powdered glass inside.
Tie the thread off. All of your stitches and knots should be as tight as the
strength of the thread will alow.
What you should have now is something that is small enough for a greedy dog
to gulp down without chewing. The idea of this very effective elimination
method is that in the dogs gastro-intestinal tract the meat will open up and
the glass will be exposed to the inside of the dog. The glass, like all broken
glass is sharp, and small so it will start cutting and moving through the dog's
body in random directions and the dog's body is defenseless. The dog will
become quite ill after a time and vomit all over the place. If the thread that
you used is fine enough and not artificial (i.e. it's cotton) it should not be
found. There is no way to reverse the process once the dog has swallowed the
meat, and will die. The amount of time it takes for the dog to die depends on
how professional a job you did. The idea is not to hurt the dog, but to kill
it and not just cripple it.
The problems with this are: your gloves may not protect you all too well and
you may get incredibly small glass slivers (so be careful), the thread may be
found, and people may get suspicious. Also it is painful to the dog.
2) This is better for the small dogs, but will work on large ones too. You
buy some rat poison with warfrin. This is a powerful anti coagulant. This
should be in pellet form. you also get yourself some meat, a knife, some
thread, a needle, and maybe a rock or two.
Take very small pieces, make an incision in them and put one pellet in each.
Then use one stitch and close the small piece of meat. You will have more
pellets than you need (obviously!) so, you may as well use them as rat poison
for around your house (what a weird concept...). Now, over a period of a
couple days, throw 1 (one) piece of meat at a time, and see that the dog eats
each one before throwing another. Make sure that no children get a hold of
these. after the dog is pretty well fed up on these, (maybe 1 day has elapsed
since you fed the last little package) you hit the dog with a small rock. Not
so much as to hurt it, as all you want to do is bruise it. Warfrin (like I
said before) is an anti-coagulant, so now, providing the dog has had a
sufficiant dosage (larger dogs need more, so that is why the glass technique is
more effective for them) the dog will bleed to death internally. You probably
won't have to hit the dog with the rock (which is just to speed up the
process), because it is bound to be tapped by something in the yard at some
time. The smalles injury will be fatal.
There are other ways to accomplish killing a dog, but remember we are
professionals. There is the standard 12 gauge with glass, but that is too
messy. There is a 22 with the tip of a bullet gouged out with a small amount
of parafin (a waxy lubricant) put in the cone that you gouged out of the tip of
a bullet. The explosion would be heard as well as the gunshot and that is
messy. And, my goodness, to fire a gun in the city like that is illegal, after
all. The problem with standard poisons is that the dog may not take them in
the first place, and in the second, they tend to throw up and get sick before
enough of the poison has been absorbed to be fatal.
So, that about wraps it up. Remember, as a professional, it is your duty to
be safty conscious (use common sense), not hurt the dog any more than
necessary, make sure that the dog does in fact die and not have to go through
life crippled, and that no one else is hurt. Do not be witnessed, don't brag
about what you have done, make sure that you have asked the owner several times
to shut the dog up beforehand, do no get caught, and make sure that you pick
the dog to be assasinated carefully. It would be a waste if the owner got
another dog that yaps even louder. Also make sure you hate the dog, and you
can live with yourself after you have done it. And for Christ sake, follow
through when you have made your decision.
Please do not kill dogs for sport, and only do this if you were actually
going to kill the dog anyway. If you have in fact decided to kill the dog,
please use the above methods because they are well thought through.
For an even more effective kill, do both 1 and 2. Seperately, because you do
not want glass in with the Warfrin. Feed the dog the warfrin the day before
the glass, not vice versa.
Autors note: I am in no way telling anyone to kill a dog, or implying that
that is the thing to do. This is only as a last resort, and even so, may not
be a wise idea. I take no responsibility for the actions people take as a
result of reading this file. This file has been provided mainly for
information's sake and entertainment.
Thanks.
Be looking for the Athiesm Corporation's files on killing cats, and a
reasonable proof that there is in fact no god whatsoever (i.e. christianity,
catholocism, buddism, etceteraism, etc., will be shot to hell.) coming soon to
finer AEs and Cat-furs near you...
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Disclaimer:I suggest you try every damn one of these things. Have a helluva
time.
It's Saturday morning... 4 AM... You were supposed to be in 3 hours ago,
so you are sneaking in... And no matter what you do, whether it is try to
quietly open a window or slowly open the door, the damn dog your mother loves
so much starts barking like hell. Parents wake up, and you're busted. They
finally go to bed, wake up the next day, and find Fido splattered in the
Microwave. Damn mutts.
Has that ever happened to you? Well even if it hasn't and you just hate
the
little f*****s, here's a file to give you some ideas for getting rid of them
and having a helluva time, too.
It's the middle of summer. You're going to the mall to laugh at old people
or something, when suddenly you notice that SOMEone has left a dog inside their
car, but with the window down. (You grin evilly and head for the target!)
Ok, if the window is down enough and the dog isn't a Pit Bull or something,
pull
the little b*****d out of there, tie it to your bumper, and Head Out To The
Highway. Window not down far enough? Smash it. Or, you could feed the little
bone-chewing b*****d a bag of chocolate chip cookies. (A chemical in the
chocolate is poison to them.) If you want, feed the thing a penny minted after
1982 (embed it in something), the Zinc will drop the mutt. Of course, if you
just want to harrass it, throw things at it from outside the car, swat at it
with a broom, shoot it with a BB gun, throw a cat into the car, throw another
DOG into the car, etc etc etc.
Do you have a neighbor who really p****s you off? Do they ever tie their
dog up outside? Well if they do,and it's nice and hot outside,put Anti-Freeze
in their water-dish. (The Dog's dish for you dump a***s). They like the taste,
but it kinda kills them. You could always take off it's dog tag and release the
POOR creature, then call the Pound. If you think you can pull it off, put some
Quick-Dry cement and some Flour into a bowl and put it where the dog can eat it
They eat it, get thirsty, drink water, get stoned.
It's night-time. You're bored. Need something to do? Go out and find a
dog somewhere, it oughtta be easy enough. You hate the little s**t. You want
him dead. But you want to have some fun first. Ok, be nice to him for awhile,
get him to be friendly to you...The pour gas all over him and light the f****r
up! Flaming dogs running through the streets, oh what a feeling. Of course,
you could just our Sulfuric acid all over it instead of gas...
It's your little sister's birthday. She gets a stupid a** puppy. What's it
gonna do? Lick your ankles and s**t on the carpet. You're going down the
highway with the 'family' which now includes a puppy which also wants to ride
in your lap. (Probably wants to p*** on you, right?) Well,the puppy looks bored, so you're gonna roll down the window so it can see outside better and get some wind in his face. Then throw that son of a dog-bitch out the window. If you're going fast enough they'll skid around on the highway for awhile before someone makes a spot out of Spot.
Got some rope handy? Got a dog handy? There are lots of things you can
do... Tie the rope around the dog's lower half and hind legs. Holding the
other end, twirl the mutt around and around over your head! Look! Up in the
sky! It's Super Puppy flying through the air when you let go of the rope! Of
course, if you can spin fast enough you could slam the poor s***'s body into a
tree trunk, or throw it out onto the highway at the Big Rigs. (50 points for
each Truck you hit, see who can get the most point!) Or, instead of throwing
the b*****d into trees, throw an end of the rope (or the dog) over some high
object like a tree-limb or swing, or any other 'bar'. Pull the s**t up so his
feet can't touch the ground and tie off your end. Hey! It's a rope swing!
Grab hold of those legs and see how long it takes them to pull out of his body!
(Or if it's near a road,see how many cars you can hit). Or if you just want to
have fun with him while he's hanging there,push him high and higher,see if you
can make him do a complete loop. Fun, huh?
Well, you hate dogs, but you aren't really into creative slaughter... So,
just take a shotgun and blow the f****r to pieces. Or run over the s**t in a
car. (Chasing them through their owner's yard is always a fun thing to do) If
you're good with a lasso you could snag the mutt while driving past him, then
see how many mail boxes you can hit with him.
I hope this has been informative, and may all your problems with those
f*****g canine hell-hounds be easily solved from now on. Happy dog killing!
Mephisto
(Thanks to Omegan and Orcus for some of the ideas)
The Coven are Mephisto, Omegan, Drummer, The Jackal, and Orcus
More files soon.
Chaos rampant.
An age of distrust.
Confrontations.
Impulsive sabbath.
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The following section is reprinted from the 'SchoolStoppers Textbook' -a
small section of the 'How to Revolt Handbook' -the fourth book of.... 'The
Blacklisted News' -available for 13 bucks from the Youth International Party
(Yippies). OK here we go - 81 ways to trash your school.
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Liberate your life - smash your school! The public schools are slowly
killing every kid in them stifling their creativity and individuality making
them into non-persons. If you are a victim of this one of the things you can
do is fight back.
This chapter is not written for people who are not yet sure whether school is
good or bad. It is written for students that realize the way that compulsory
education and grades destroy the natural curiosity so many children feel - who
realize how the tracking system keeps the poor people and minorities in our
society on the bottom while keeping te rich and powerful on the top - who
realize the danger of teaching complete obedience to authority and who are fed
up with the racism and sexism in schools. It is written for students who have
'gone through channels' trying to correct these problems and who are tired of
helplessly waiting while the schools destroy more and more minds each day. It
is written for young people who realize that because they are trapped in school
they don't have a chance to learn what they need to know to create a free and
good life.
Before trying any of the ideas in here you should think about the effect they
will have in view of the situation in your particular area. Not all of them
will be effective at all times in all areas. If you think of other ideas
please send them to us so we can print them in future editions.(YIP address is
same as Overthrow mag. in general section -sysop II)
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& WHAT YOU CAN DO &
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1.Get a syringe [minus needle] or similar device. Mix both tubes of epoxy
glue with a little rubbing alcohol. You now have about half an hour to fill
locks -door jams -etc. before glue hardens. If you can't get the epoxy glue
and syringe a tube of airplane cement can also be used although it is not as
permanent.
2.An alternative use for the syringe is to pretend to shoot up while a
teacher is watching. If they speak to you tell them you have to do it because
school is so horrible.
3.Call the school and leave the phone off the hook. The way some [but not
all] phone systems work this will tie up their phone for as long as yours is
off the hook.
4.Protest U.S. aid to reactionary regimes abroad by defoliating plants
around the school or by digging a bomb crater on the front lawn. When the
ecology freaks complain ask them where they were when the U.S. was doing the
same thing to indochina.
5.Draw or paste something 'obscene' on pull-down wall maps or movie screens.
6.Get some of the punch cards that you school uses for taking attendance.
Punch new holes in them either with a keypunch machine or a screwdriver. Then
switch the cards with others wherever they are stored. If you can figure out
the code the cards are punched by this has even more possibilities. You can
often be just as effective without actually repunching the cards by
redistributing them a few days after you collect them [particularly when
they're used for attendence].
7.Start an information service to let new students opinions and warnings
about the teachers and administrators before enrollment day.
8.Bad food? Have a good old fashioned food riot.
9.In gym classes or in hallways between classes have massive searches for
'lost' contact lenses telling people not to walk through the hall or 'you might
step on it'.
10.If your school still has s dress code protest it having everyone do
something disruptive that does not violate the code. For example dye your hair
green with food coloring.
11.Free all the animals in the biology classroom.
12.Write a 'consumer report' on the 'education' you've been consuming.
Distribute it to parents at school functions.
13.Periodically have students go to the office to have some rumor confirmed
or denied.
14.Perform citizen's arrests of administrators for destroying the minds of
youth then telephone the police to come and take the criminals into custody.
[This would be an excellent guerilla theatre action].
15.Rip off dishes and silverware from the cafeteria -towels from the gym
-stencils and paper from the duplicating room -layout equipment from the art
and drafting departments -tools from the wood shop and light bulbs from the
sockets. Give them to a needy movement group.
16.During lunch turn on and light all the gas jets in the science labs.
17.Demand to see your school records on file. [Everyone can see them.]
18.You can make a very effective fuse by inserting a non-filter cigarette in
a book of matches so that it touches the head of some matches and will ignite
them when it burns down that far. Then loosly crumple paper around the matches
and cigarettes so that they are hidden. Toss it in a wastebasket or any other
area with a lot of papers preferably in the office. It takes 5 minutes to
ignite - by then you can be on the other side of the building. Practice this
at home before trying it.
19.Have giant coughing or sneezing epidemics in class or study hall.
20.Rub lipstick -glue -vaseline -or shit onto the doorknobs of the school's
administrative offices.
21.Swallow some snake bite antidote then walk into the principal's office.
The antidote [most types are harmless - make sure you get that kind] will make
you vomit. Do so all over his carpet -desk -clothing -etc. then apologize
profusely.
22.Pick up some dog training liquid at any pet store - it smells like
concentrated piss. And if you can't figure out what to do with that then you
shouldn't be reading this.
23.Remove contents of teacher's mailboxes. Print up everything that's
confidential or interesting.
24.Leave notes and hints that 'Tuesday's the day'.
25.Impersonate parental voices and make irrate phone calls to the office.
26.Make a super stink bomb out of Hydrogen Sulfide and put somewhere in the
ventilating system. This has cleared school buildings for days.
27.If your school has a suspended ceiling[that is a ceiling composed of
rectangles or squares resting on a frame so that the rectangles can be pushed
up] you can put a dead fish -or anything else -above them. Or put it into
empty lockers and glue them shut.
28.Put signs on your locker saying 'this locker will self-destruct if opened
for inspection'.
29.Give your school library a subscription to a good underground newspaper
from your area and insist that they make it available to students.
30.Print up false notices frequently using the same format as the school uses
and distribute them to the teachers' mailboxes. Eventually they'll never know
what to believe.
31.Make your own passes -forms -tickets -etc. -or lift them out of teachers'
desks.
32.Need a signature? Collect things that have teachers' signatures on them.
Paste them all down on a sheet of white paper and either xerox or print up a
bunch of copies. Forge when useful.[When getting started you might put a piece
of carbon paper under the signature with the carbon paper facing down on what
you want signed. Then trace over the name with a steady relaxed hand.
Practice makes perfect.]
33.Do some revolutionary wall painting.All you need is a can of spray paint
[red?] plus a little imagination and courage. Then write your favorite slogans
on walls -sidewalks -blackboards -etc. If you are a perfectionist you can make
a stencil -but that limits the size of what you can do. WEAR GLOVES or you
will certainly get tell-tale paint on your spraying finger.
34.Are certain teachers or adminis- trators misbehaving? Print up a rat
sheet with their names and telephone numbers and distribute it. Now students
can call up at any time and reprimand them - 3.00 A.M. for example. Also you
could order them pizzas -plumbers -think big!
35.Break into your school at night and burn it down. To get inside you can
either hide in the building during the day and wait until the janitor leaves
[know in advance what time that is] -or come in later at night and either force
your way through the door -find an open window -or break a window [see Monroe
Mindfuck]. If you use the latter method do it a few hours or days in advance
so you don't get caught if it attracts attention. Be careful not to leave
fingerprints - wear gloves all the time if possible. Once inside make sure the
walls will light well by placing loose paper or wood around them -or squirting
lighter fluid -kerosene -or gasoline onto them. If alot of burnable boxes are
stacked in one area spread them around. Start the fire from the inside of the
building so it will take longer before it can be seen from the windows. Make
sure the fire has a way to travel from one burnable area to another. Of course
you should wear dark clothes and know exactly where you are going when you
split.
36.Get hold of a film to be shown at a school assembly and splice in parts of
another movie of your own choosing before the assembly. A little imag- ination
on your part will make for an unforgettable day.
37.Clog up the drains of sinks with clay then turn on the water after
everyone leaves school.
38.Teachers often leave gradebooks -conduct sheets -and attendance records
unguarded. Take every chance to help yourself.
39.Put up posters all aroun the school. To make them stick permanently use
Pet evaporated milk for glue.
40.You could ice-pick tires as a warning - but make sure you have a total
enemy before you put sugar in their gastank.
41.Start wailing in the halls
42.If you can't find any skunks -let chickens loose in the school -or
pigeons.
43.Creat the 'WEB OF THREAD' in your classroom.Have everybody in your class
bring a spool of thread - with extras for people who forget. Tie your thread
onto something and pass the spools around till you run out - winding thread
around everything. [It is best to pick on one of your more dullwitted teachers
for this one]. Expalin that you did it in the name of art.
44.Carry and pretend to sell oregano rolled in papers ans aspirin with the
name filed off.
45.Put Calcium Carbide [available in some parts of the country as 'Gopher-
Go'.also available in some hobby and joke shops] in a gelatin capsule and flush
down a toilet or sink. Calcium Carbide reacts violently with water -quickly
producing large amounts of gas and bursting pipes -etc. as soon as the water
disolves the capsule.
46.Ride a bicycle down a busy hall.
47.Save your book reports and essays. Give them to other students to use
next year or re-use them yourself with different teachers.
48.Play with lighting and microphone controls during 'important' assem-
blies.
49.Flush things down the toilets [preferably faculty johns] like baloons
filled with air -baseballs -M80's -huge amounts of toilet paper -etc. Then
build an ark.
50.Start a campaign to have the letter Z appear everywhere as the mark of
angry students.
51.You can short-circuit the school's wiring by taking a regular plug with a
short cord attached -connect the 2 wires with a switch between them. Plug it
in -turn the switch on -and you've blown a fuse. Turn it off -pull it out -and
try another. You don't have to use the switch -but if you don't sometimes the
current will arc and weld the plug to the socket.
52.Set up a fake school and hire away the lousy teachers - or put up notices
inviting the entire school to a going away party for a teacher who isn't really
leaving.
53.Read the school budgett. Reprint and distribute a list of the stupid
expenditures.
54.Take booze to lunch in a thermos and pass it around.
55.During some important test [SAT/ACT/etc.] on each subject have some
student who is good at that subject stand up and read the correct answers for
as long as possible. When they're finished or silenced have someone else stand
up and do the same thing. The test results will be worthless and it will have
to be given over at great cost to the school.
56.Take down the American flag in front of the school and put up one of your
own. The best way to do this is to lower the flag that's already up replace it
with your flag and cut the rope about a foot below where the flag is attached.
Then tie a slip knot around the other end of the rope that is hanging down to
raise the flag. At this point there is no way your flag can be lowered without
someone climbing up the flagpole.
57.Put alarm clocks in various lockers set on 'loudest'. Set the alarm
clocks so they will go off about every 10 minutes then close and lock the
lockers.
58.Have a group of people march around the school with a flag singing the
Star Spangled Banner. If the administration tries to punish you telephone your
local radio stations and patriotic groups and complain that your school is
being run by pinkos.
59.In a class where there is a rule against chewing gum have everyone blow a
bubble at the same time one day.
60.Many schools have automatic sprinkler systems which go off automatically
when sensors in the ceiling feel too much heat. Find the sensors and hold up a
match to them.
61.Persuade the graduating class to use their senior gift money for something
useful or subversive.
62.Reprint SchoolStoppers Textbook in your underground paper or on a leaflet
or buy bulk copies and pass them around.
63.Demand that all equipment being stored rather than being used be made
available to students.
64.If your school won't have a teacher evaluation make up some forms and do
it yourself. Compile the result and publicize them to students -faculty
-school board -and community.
65.Use your 'free choice' book reports -term papers -etc. to read
revolution- ary literature and further the poli- tical education of you and
your class.
66.Have a student lie on the ground. When a teacher comes scream 'he jumped'
and point to the roof or third floor window. Mumble 'Fred dared him' or 'Maybe
it was LSD.'
67.Make an address list of disliked adults in your school. Answer sex ads
for them - or order them a few gross items [C.O.D. of course].
68.Toss handfuls of BB's on the floors of busy halls -assemblies -graduation
ceremonies -weddings -funerals.
69.Steal cafeteria trays or plates -burn large holes in them -and turn them
into the school washer saying 'I guess the food did it'.
70.Leave phony letters of resignation from teachers or administrators on the
principal's desk.
71.Get a small group to always carry screwdrivers and slowly dismantle the
school.
72.Lots of bomb scares tend to break up the boredom especially during exams
or on beautiful days.
73.Photograph teachers and adminis- trators constantly - even without film.
74.If you've got the nerve piss in your pants while giving an oral report.
75.Splice into your school's intercom system [from a remote hidden spot].
Now you have your own guerilla radio station. Play on!
76.Drop large bottles of ether in science class.
77.Hang your teacher! Hang a hangman's noose from a tree - make a dummy and
hang the dummy from the noose. Pin notes on it like 'Weatherbee in '73.' To
add realism put holes in the body then let dilute ketchup trickle down.
78.Newspaper stands in buildings are usually left unguarded. Take out papers
and replace with rotten comics or papers.
79.Put a rotten apple or stale sand- wich on teacher's desk.
80.If your school intercom has phones that connect into the intercom switch-
board -put a small magnet either where the cord comes out of the handset or in
the part where you hear. If the intercom just has a speaker -put the magnet
near or on one of the elec- trical connections of the speaker. In either case
it will short out the system. It may take weeks for them to find the trouble.
81.Take the door of the administration offices off its hinges but leave it
standing there so that when the principal tries to open the door in the morning
it will have a slightly crushing effect.
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K-Mart Survival Tactics For The Unscrupulous
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By Torqa Dun & Data General
Edited by Metallica
He stands atop a lonely hillside, the cold biting at his skin as the chill
wind whips through his hair, setting it off in a menagerie of disarray. He
surveys the scene...the ominous structure ahead of him, forbidding and clammy
steel. With the battle cry of "Remember Split Infinity!" he bounds down the
hill, over dusk and rock until he stands before the object of his night-
mares...K-Mart.
Not wasting any time, he strides to the doors and flings them open with an
air of aristocracy. He is met by a cold blast of stale air as he gapes in awe
at the vast array of "kwalitee" merchandise for the throngs of people to buy.
He laughs inwardly and ignores the youth group leader begging for contribu-
tions at the door. Knowing exactly what he is doing, he heads to the back of
the store. He has used the coveted techniques before but now he is ready to
go beyond. He is ready to cause utter havoc. Finding no one manning the
defunct "Pet Section" our hero access the "page" phone option and says:
"ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS..FOR THE NEXT TWO MINUTES, ALL THE MERCHANDISE
YOU CAN CARRY, HAUL, DRAG, OR LIFT TO CHECKOUT IS 80% OFF!"
He then vacates the area and watches the commotion as the throngs of greasers
lug refrigerators, TV's, appliances and even whole kitchen ensembles to check-
out in a mad rush to buy as the K-Mart people run here and there trying to no
avail to restore order.
With the general populace caught up in that commotion, he goes over to the
"toiletries" department and takes a bottle of "PRELL" from the shelf. He feels
a moment of guilt flash through him but that is swept aside by the years of
training he has had. Opening the bottle he writes "MATT ACKERET DOES IT WITH
FIRE HYDRANTS" or something of the sort. "Oh my!" he thinks. "This bottle is
1/2 empty!" Well, remedying that, he opens it and proceeds to pour maple
syrup in it and shake it up. He replaces it on the counter, and does this to
five more. "That was lucky," he thinks.
He heads to the kwalitee K-Mart TV department. When this place is devoid
of life, he turns all of the TV's on and all to different stations, with
volume jacked up to 10 and retreats. The kwalitee K-Mart computer dept. has
more fun for our hero...the demos can be easily rigged to give quite a shock,
our valiant vigilante thinks as he unplugs the VIC-20 sitting there and wets
down the plug.
He heads off to the Sporting Goods department to find even more laughs
awaiting him to the dismay of K-Mart employees. Wow! A K-Mart test finger
bowling ball! Golly! He then proceeds to bowl over that little old lady down
the aisle (very sneakily, of course) with her basket of kwalitee merchandise.
Fishing rods, you say?? He strides to the waiting poles (ick!) and easily
attaches the fly at the end to that EVERLAST punching bag over in the corner.
Replacing it in the rack and doing this to twelve others, our hero has now
rigged up the ultimate net-trap for the unsuspecting greaser. Shuffling off
to the foodstuff department our protaganist opens the bags of waiting goodies
and munches down, replacing the half-eaten bag with greatest caution. Soon
the entire shelf is a litter of Doritos, Fritos, Tostitos, mini Burritos and
all the other "o's" you might want..
"Lingerie time," thinks our young, anarchistic friend. He trots off to the
kwalitee lingerie department. Whipping out his trusty MAGIK-MARKER(C) he makes
little smiley-faces over every nightgown and undergarment he can find...
Illustration..
* *
+
\_____/
and a phone number of an arch-enemy...
Well, it is about time to leave but before he goes he makes one last trip to
the page phone and says:
"ATTENTION K-MART SHOPPERS!! THERE ARE BLUE-LIGHT (YAY) SPECIALS IN THE
KWALITEE K-MART SHOE, BATHROBE, KITCHEN APPLIANCE, TV, STEREO, LINGERIE, FOOD-
STUFF, COMPUTER, AND SHAMPOO DEPATMENTS!!!"
In the commotion of the greasers running this way and that to get at these
precious items our wonderful guy slips out the back door and into the parking
lot as the TV's go blaring. Someone then plugs in the computer....
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And what does our hero see but.. a pay phone!
Coming next: PRANK CALLING WITH FINESSE...
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HOW TO HAVE FUN AT K-MART WELL, FIRST OFF, ONE MUST REALISE THE IMPORTANCE OF
K-MARTS IN SOCIETY TODAY. FIRST OFF, K-MARTS PROVIDE THINGS CHEAPER TO THOSE
WHO CAN'T AFFORD TO SHOP AT HIGHER QUALITY STORES. ALTHOUGH, ALL I EVER SEE
IN THERE IS MINORITIES AND SENIOR CITIZENS, AND THE POOR PEOPLE IN OUR CITY.
PERSONALLY, I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD IN THERE. BUT, ONCE, I DID. YOU SEE,
ONCE, AFTER THE MOON ROACH AND HAVOC CHAOS (DEAR FRIENDS OF MINE) AND I WERE
EXPLORING SUCH FUN THINGS AS ROOFTOPS, WE CAME ALONG A K-MART. AMUSED, AND
COLD FOR THAT MATTER, WE WANDERED IN. THE TENSION MOUNTS. AS WE WALKED UP TO
THE ENTRANCE, WE WERE NEARLY ATTACKED BY YOUTH GROUPS SELLING CHEAP COOKIES,
AND WHEELCHAIR STRICKEN PEOPLE SELLING AMERICAN FLAGS. AFTER LAUGHING AT
THESE PEOPLE, WE ENTERED. THIS IS WHERE THE REAL FUN BEGINS... FIRST, WE
WANDERED AROUND THE STORE, AND TURNED ON ALL THE BLUE LIGHTS WE COULD FIND.
THAT REALLY DISTRACTS AND CONFUSES THE ATTENDENTS...FUN TO DO... THE FIRST
NEAT THING, IS TO GO TO THE SECTION OF THE STORE WHERE THEY SELL COMPUTERS.
DARKNESS ENGULF THE EARTH THE DAY THEY FIND APPLE COMPUTERS BEING SOLD THERE.
INSTEAD, LESSER COMPUTERS LIKE THE LAUGHABLE VIC-20 CAN BE FOUND THERE...
TURN IT ON, AND MAKE SURE NOBODY'S LOOKING...THEN, ONCE IN BASIC, TYPE...
]10 PRINT "FUCK THE WORLD! ANARCHY RULES!" (OR SOMETHING TO THAT EFFECT.)
]20 GOTO 10
AND WALK AWAY.
ALSO, SET THE SAMPLE RADIOS IN THE STORE TO A SANTANIC ROCK STATION, AND TURN
THE RADIO OFF. THEN, SET THE ALARM FOR TWO MINUTES AHEAD OF THE TIME
DISPLAYED THERE. TURN THE VOLUME UP ALL THE WAY, AND WALK AWAY. AFTER ABOUT
TWO MINUTES, YOU WILL SEE THE CLERK FEEBLY ATTEMPT TO TURN THE RADIO DOWN OR
OFF. IT'S REALLY NEAT TO SET TEN OR MORE RADIOS TO DIFFERENT STATIONS, AND
WALK AWAY. ONE OF MY FAVORITE THINGS TO DO, IS TO GET ONTO THE INTERCOM SYSTEM
OF THE STORE. EASIER TYPED THEN DONE. FIRST, CHECK OUT THE GARDEN DEPARTMENT
YOU SAY THERE'S NO ATTENDENT THERE? GOOD. SNEAK CAREFULLY OVER TO THE PHONE
BEHIND THE CHEAP COUNTER THERE, AND PICK IT UP. DIAL THE NUMBER CORRESPONDING
TO THE ITEM THAT SAYS 'PAGE'...AND TALK. YOU WILL NOTE THAT YOUR VOICE WILL
ECHO ALL OVER THE BOWELS OF K-MART. I WOULD SUGGEST ANNOUNCING SOMETHING ON
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- P O T T A S I U M N I T R A T E -
Pottasium nitrate is a way-cool chemical compound to have. It is
very easy to buy considering how much damage it can inflict. You can buy
it from almost any farming supply store in OZ, and if you're a Victorian I
know for fact that it can be bought at the farming supply joint at
Coldstream (I know it's out in the sticks, but if you're having trouble
getting it locally, go here). The benefit of buying pottasium nitrate
from farming suppliers instead of chemists, is that you can buy in BULK,
a good friend of mine (hi PANiC :), bought a 51kg bag of the stuff! He
just told the guy at the store he was starting up a vegie patch. All you
need though to keep you going for quite a long time is 1 or 2 kilos of
the stuff. If you're a legend you could always try stealing it from some
farm sheds, as most farmers keep a few 50kg bags of it around, I would
not recommend this though as I came very close to being mauled to death
by a slightly over-protective cattle dog.
By now you're probably thinking "why bother?", well it's quite
easy to use and makes a brilliant substitute for gun powder (as gun
powder can be quite annoying to make). All you have to do is mix 50%
pottasium nitrate with 50% icing sugar, and there you go. If you want a
mixture that when lit produces a fuck-load of smoke then make the ratio
about 40% pottasium nitrate to 60% icing sugar. For the best mixture to
use for bombs (like pipe bombs, etc.) use the 50/50, but to get it
perfect measure the proportions accurately with a pair of scales, light
some and if it leaves a lot of black carbon shit afterwards, use less
sugar. And if it doesn't burn nice and evenly, use less pottasium
nitrate.
Now here's some things to do with the stuff-
To make really cool smoke-pots, get a post-pack tube and seal
off one end with the end-plug and tape. Now fill the post pack with
the 40/60% smoke mixture. Place a thick piece of paper over the top and
tape around the sides of the tube so the paper is held firmly over the
end, without actually taping over the top. Now take a sparkler with the
excess wire cut off and push it down through the paper so it looks like
a fuse sticking out. When you light the sparkler it will burn down
through the paper and set the sugar/nitrate mixture off, which will
then produce a fuck-load of smoke. If you do this in any large sort of
building (schools for example), I guarantee the whole building will be
filled up with thick, white smoke. It is interesting to note that this
type of "white" smoke does not set smoke-detectors off as the carbon
content in the smoke is too low (cool huh?).
Bombs can be made quite effectively with the sugar/nitrate
mixture as well. Pipe bombs will work. BTW if you are wondering where to
buy really good quality fuse in OZ, go to a plumbing supply store and
buy a few meters of safety fuse (this stuff kicks ass), it is very
reliable (burns in the wet even), and has a burn ratio of 1cm per
second. I have only ever heard of one person being questioned about
buying fuse, and he just said that he WAS going to make bombs and if he
had to make his own home-made unreliable fuse, he would. They let him
buy the fuse.
If you are thinking of making your own fuse (I don't know why
when you can just buy it?!), take your sugar/nitrate mixture and melt it
over a low heat (do this outside on your barbie, 'cause it smells) then
pour it into a straw (compliments of Mac'ers), wait till it dries and it
should work just fine.
I have also heard that if you make a solution out of the
sugar/nitrate mix and dip cotton string into it, then let it dry, it makes
quite a reliable fuse.
The idea of melting the sugar/nitrate mix then pouring it into a
mold (a glass will do), is suppose to make it release more smoke then in
the powdered form, however you'll have to test this one out.
Another thing you can do is make little bombs that don't kill
too many people, by using a plastic vitamin container. Drill a
hole in the lid, fill the container with your sugar/nitrate mix leaving
some space at the top (one strange thing I've noticed about the
sugar/nitrate mix is that when making bombs out of it, it seems to work
more effectively if you don't compress it and leave space in the bomb
container; the opposite applies to using gunpowder), now bung the cap
on, poke the fuse through the hole, tape it all up, and light the
fucker! It should make quite a nice BOOM, and will cover the general
area in bits of melted plastic.
Ummmmm that's about all I can think of at the moment, if you come
up with any other cool things to do, contact me on an anarchy board near
you.
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THE A.A.A. GUIDE TO KIDNAPPING
Writen By: The Prisoner
Edited By: Code of Honor
THE AMERIKAN ANARCHIST ALLIANCE SHALL IN NO WAY BE HELD
RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY ACTION RESULTING FROM THE EXISTANCE
OF THIS TEXT FILE, WHICH HAS BEEN CONCEIVED SOLELY FOR
ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES. *EVIL GRIN*
Ok, first off let me start by saying that this file is 100%
serious. I've actually done this, and it worked quite well.
In this Text File, I will try to explain, as clearly as possible,
this extremely effective way to emotionally scar bbs lamers.
Some things that will help you carry these actions out:
*Alot of Friends
*About 30 feet of rope
*A box of Alkaseltzers
*Some Soda Pop (something Nasty!!!)
*At least 2 cars
*Duct Tape
*Rubber cement, Liquid Latex, etc..
*Knowledge of your mark
*An old black shirt
*Some Scotchguard (available at local drug store, used to
protect carpets...)
*Alot of Balls
Ok, now that you've gathered all of your supplies, it's time
for the FUN! Pick a local lamer, or even LD lamer, if you feel
like driving. The most preferable mark is someone who is between
the ages of 13-16, and is pretty stupid. Now, the first thing you
need to to is to call the mark. At this time, you will identify
yourself as a BBS user the mark admires, and would trust, that is
under 20 yrs. old. Invite him to spend the night at your house,
and tell him that you have been looking for an apprentice, and
you want to teach him the basics of phreaking/hacking, whatever.
Hopefully, if you've found an idiot, like I did, he'll agree.
Ok, if you've done all of this, and the mark is really dumb, like
I said, arrange to A. Pick him up at his home, or
B. Meet him at a local shopping mall (best)
So, if all has gone according to plan, you are now on the way
to destroying your mark....
Also, make sure you always do this at night time, for obvious
reasons... While you are on your way, have your friends in the
other car(s) go to the pre-arranged ass beating sight, with all
of the afformentioned materials. When you pick up your mark
be wearing clothing that is as ellusive as possible, and sling
some mud on your car plates. Once you have gotten him, and he's
in your auto, engage in some small talk. (but don't forget, he
still thinks you're someone else!) Drive him to the pre-arranged
sight, as if on your way home, and tell him you are going to stop
at the golf course/barn/whatever to take a piss, or you are going
to phreak from there, If you've gotten him this far, he'll believe
most anything. Now, while you've been away, your friends have been
preparing everything. The only major thing that needs to be done
is for your friends to spray the black shirt full of scotchguard,
(it gets you TOTALLY fucked up!) and be hiding...
So here you are, with your mark all primed for punishment...
lead him back wherever, and have someone throw the scotchguard
shirt over his head, and another person duct taping in onto him.
the scotchguard shouldn't be strong enough to fuck him up, it'll
just disorient him a little... Now that you've got the fuck up
where you want him just do whatever.. Also, to defray any suspicion
from yourselves, have the guy who picked him up screaming in pain,
and saying something like: "get offa me you fuckin' niggers!!!"
and all of you talk like black guys... hehehe..
Next, just do whatever you feel like doing, beat his ass.
Try this: Put alkaseltzers in his mouth, throw in some sodapop
and duct tape it shut!!! hahaha... Also, another way to REALLY
emotionally scar the dork is to tie a rope around his neck, make
him stand on the back of a car for about 45 minutes, and just keep
telling him you're going to hang him. (have the other end of the
rope thrown over a tree limb, or something....) then, after about
an hour of sheer psychological agony, everybody bumrush him, and
for a split second, he'll think he's going to die, but he'll really
just fall on his fat ugly ass! <==-- Garaunteed to make them
piss on themselves...
Now, for the finishing touches. If the mark is clean enough
throw him in the back of your car, handcuffed, and say that the
other guy (who picked him up) is going to die, but he didn't do
"Nuthin' ta little G", So you're just going to throw him in a
cow field about 2 hrs out of the city. Just drive around for a
while, and then dump him in his own front yard, he'll think he's
in butt fucking Egypt, and will fucking look stupid in front of
the whole neighborhood!
Well, that wraps it up for the Tripple A Anarchy file, look for
more in the future, and if you're interested in joining, and have
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|How to Beat The Shit out of Fat People|
/--------------------------------------\
Lardass, Lardass, in White Hen
After those God Damn Twinkies Again
Lardass, Lardass, All Around
With every step, you crack the Ground
Lardass, Lardass, Midnight Snack
Never Spent a Minute on the Jogging Track
Lardass, Lardass, eating Dinner
Don't you know you'll never be Thinner?
This is a file written from personal experience, and dedicated
to a certain Lardass we know.... You know who you are, Fat Boy.
In order to destroy a Fat Boy, you will need:
\-------------------------------------------/
| Two (2) Fists |
| |
| One (1) Pair of Hedge Clippers (Don't Ask)|
| |
| One (1) Flatulent Individual |
| |
| One (1) Serving of Cat Food |
| |
| Any other useful accessories, such |
| as Brass Knuckles, Vaseline, Tongue |
| Depressors, A Cleaver, Wax, Tweezers, |
| and a .38 Caliber. |
/-------------------------------------------\
OK, before we get into the story, we will do our top 10 list. . .
Top 10 Best Things to do to a FAT BOY (These Are All Things
that we have either done or seen done, this is not imiginary!)
10: Push Him into a ThornBush (Those Roses never did grow back...)
9: Pluck his eyebrows with tweezers
8: Tie him to an exercise bike with string, whip him with a belt
if he stops exercising, and put candy bars on the ground until
he drools on the gears. You can also put Ice down his back for
added incentive
7: Take a gun. Yes this has been done. Take a gun and stick it to
his head. Pull the trigger. Oh, did I forget to mention to take out
the bullets? I recommend it, because if you don't you will have a
dead fat boy in your house. And boy will the flies be their to eat
all that meat.
6: Tie him to the roof of your house while it rains.
5: Throw icicles at him till you have to take him to the
hospital
4: Tie him down and force him to eat Slim Fast dry. If that doesn't
work, make it into a milkshake, but don't forget to add the
Cat Food
3: Put him in a Garbage can and roll him down a hill.
2: Take a pair of hedge clippers and, while saying "Don't worry,
I won't take off much," make him look like the drummer for
AC/DC
1: (This was disgusting, neither of us did it) Wipe your bare ass
on his leg while he reads Nintendo Power.
OK, now, if you're wondering what the Vaseline, Tongue
Depressors, Wax, Cleaver, etc... are for, they're various
torture devices (Well, actually, interrogation devices, but
who cares) And I know for a fact, they were made with a FAT
BOY in Mind. So here is another top 10 list of things to do
with these various devices.
10: Smear Vaseline all over him (Ahem) and push him into the Blue
Oyster.
9: Put him in the trunk of a Yugo and see how long it takes for
it to Explode.
8: Put dead things (flies, ants, etc...) in his hot chocolate
7: The Raunchy Bar*
6: Steadily beat his shoulders with brass knuckles (this hurts
more than you can imagine until you have it done to you)
5: Tie him up in the kitchen of somebody you don't know.
4: Gag him and tie him to a chair, then threaten to perform a
circumcision with the cleaver
3: You don't even want to KNOW what you can do with Thongs...
2: Put all the food in your house on your dining room table, let him
in there, then call the police, and say there's an intruder in your
house who's eating all your food. And he's a FAT BOY.
1: Burn him at the Steak (Get it... Steak?)
* The Raunchy Bar is a Peanut Butter snickers bar that has been
left open, in a shoe box for 2 months, then dipped in toothpaste, then
smeared with frozen spit, then farted on repeatedly, then stuck in a toilet
as someone flushes the shit down. Then left to sit for a week, and served.
Our Story
This story takes place on a Halloween night, about 2 years back, when
I, Iridescent Innkeeper (For this story I will be refered to as Angus)
Unstable Postman (For this story he will be refered to as Phil Rudd), and
a few other people (Who will be refered to as Brian, Malcolm, and Cliff)
And the Fat Boy, who will be refered to as Ed.
This Story is about a Traditional, very intricate, very long, game of
Beat the Fat Boy. We all (Including Ed) met at my house on halloween
night. We started off the night with the greatest Fat Boy prank, we
shoved him into a garbage can and rolled him down a hill (I'm not going
to bother to say how we managed to get him into the garbage can. Actually,
we just dropped a pork chop in there...) Then we took him to a house where
there was a halloween party going on, and took him into the exercise room
of these (Disgustingly rich) people. There (You guessed it) we tied him
to an exercise bike with Karate Belts we found hanging on the wall. Then
We Steadily beat him with an extra belt whenever he stopped exercising.
We sent Brian to go get some candy bars and ice from the party, and when
he returned, we were just beginning to have fun Whipping the fat boy, but
there were more important things to do, such as put the ice down the back
of his shirt and dangle the candy bars in front of his face (Boy did that
make him pedal!) Then we sent Malcolm into the bathroom to get the
Vaseline (Since he would know where it was.) Just to add to the extreme
heat being generated as Fat Boy pedaled and Pedaled, we smeared the
vaseline on his arms and neck (We didn't want to touch his face...).
So, much later, we let him get off the bike. He would've beat the shit
out of us, but there were 5 of us, and... 35 of him, but we were stronger.
We let him go back to the party, all red and sweaty with vaseline on him,
I'm sure he was a big hit....
We found him again later relaxing in a room reading a nintendo power
magazine, and (you guessed it), Malcolm proceeded to wipe his ass on
Ed's bare leg. Ed just sat there as if nothing was happening. What a
Lardass, too lazy to get up and do anything about it. Of course, I
wouldn't want to know what he would do to a bare ass.....
Much, Much later, when the party was about to end, we brought the
excercise bike into the kitchen, tied him to it again (no easy task),
tipped him over, and left.
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This is a transcript from everyone's favorite talk show : "Talk Back - with
Bob Larson".
On this date (i have no idea... i think it was in May) Bob was "discussing"
the dangers of pot. And everybody's favorite Sysop - the Sorcerer (Ryan)
(of the Necropolis 216-966-8970) decided to call in and share his POV with
Bob...
Bob - I got Ryan on the line in Canton, Ohio.
Ryan - Hello there, Bob.
Bob - Ryan!
Ryan - Hi.
Bob - What's on your mind, Ryan?
Ryan - Well, you know how you're all concerned about Clinton's Big Government,
Big Brother, Megastate, or whatever now?
Bob - Yeah.
Ryan - Well, I think that you're upholding one of the basic strongholds of
Big Government today.
Bob - Really.
Ryan - Illegalization of pot.
Bob - What?!
Ryan - Making pot illegal is an infringement on individual rights.
Bob - It's an infringement?
Ryan - Yeah.
Bob - Did it ever occur to you, sir, does this drug induced society that
you want to promote is an infringement upon the freedoms of the
rest of us who when we ...
Ryan - Oh no, no...
Bob - No, no. Listen to me, listen to me, Ryan! Who when we drive
down a highway...
Ryan -Yeah.
Bob - Would like to do so FREE...
Ryan - mm, hmm..
Bob - ... from the fear ...
Ryan - Yeah.
Bob- ... that some idiot behind the wheel of the car headed toward us
on that two lane country road didn't smoke a joint before he got behind
the wheel and isn't smoking one while he's driving.
Ryan - Oh well....
Bob- ... the rest of us god-fearing americans would like to be free from ...
Ryan - If you would...
Bob - the foul-mouth rappers who are encouraging crime in the street, and
popolding (?) an image of some gold-medal draped... rapper who
can't put two sentences together intelligently with a marijuana leaf
in his cap, being a role-model for the youth of the inner-city.. we'd
like to be free from that!
Ryan - Well in that case, let's make, let's make tobacco illegal, let's make
alcohol illegal, in fact let's make Gatorade illegal, because if
you drink to much of that it'll make you irresponsible on the road.
The fact is, that...
Bob - Well obviously, obviously.
Ryan - The use of marijuana is not the problem. The irresponsible use of
marijuana is what causes people to be reckless on the road.
Bob- Sir.
Ryan - And your facts are just horrible.
Bob - Sir.
Ryan - The 70% child abuse?
Bob - Sir, sir.
Ryan - It's 60%... it's too high.
Bob - (he had been saying "sir" about twenty times while Ryan was trying
to make a point) Obviously, obviously, obviously...
Ryan - It's a lie.
Bob - It's obviously with what you're saying, that lack of intelligent
rhetoric behind it. You've had too much Gatorade and we
shouldn't talk anymore... i've got Rich on the line in Denver....
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First you need some supplies that you can steal from you local stores. You
should take some precautions before abducting stuff from the list below.
?.....BB guns (Co2 preferably)
1.....Pair of heavy-duty wire cutters
?.....Pack of firecrackers
2.....M-80's
?.....Bottle rockets
1.....fast car
1.....brief case
2.....pairs of dark sun-glasses
1.....fidora hat
Now that you have the supplies you wait for a nice night. That night you
take all these supplies and throw them in the brief case and tell your mom
you are going over to a friends house to work on the his IBM or Apple. If
your mom asks you why you have the brief case, tell her you have hard
copies of spread sheets or something to that affect. Now throw the shit in
the back seat and open the sun-roof in your car. Go pick up a couple of
good friends and your ready to go terrorize the world!
First stop...your shitty school. Take one of the M-80's and tape it to a
any of the many large windows. Light the thing and get the shit out of
there. As long as you have your car there might as well go ahead and drive
the car up to the window your going to blow away and after you light the
M-80 tear the lawn up on the way out of there. As you drive by the school
shoot a couple windows out.
Second stop...no-where in particular, or some residentual area you hate.
As you drive up and down the street look up out of your sun-roof and find
the street lights that don't have covers and shoot 5 or 6 lights out in a
row. After the lights flicker off and on and finally go out, stop the car
infront of a house that doesn't please the eye and launch several bottle
rockets at it. Next, we are going to find garbage cans. Two will do
nicely. Take the fishing line and tie one end to one of the cans, and
repeat the prosess again. Then take the garbage cans and string them
across the street. What happens is, some poor sapp is driving along and
all of a sudden he has two garbage cans follow- ing him down the street.
You can view this from you car, parked down the street with the lights off.
Third stop...'Phone from car' booth. We can still do more, its only 12.
Drive up and if there are cars around pretend like your dialing numbers.
Then take the wire cutters and snip the receiver off and drive away. Try
to get at least 1O of these. Now what the hell should we do with these?
Well...How about Climbing the cemetary fence and tying them on signs and
grave stones. (pretty sick.eh..) If we have any left over we could put
them in mail boxes.
Fourth stop...A buiness you hate. Locate a building. Very quickly blow the
windows out and get the shit out of there. The building might have an
alarm system. In about 1O minutes the place will be crawling with cops.
You know that kid who has been the biggest dick to you..well it's time we
payed a visit to his new car tires. Take the 16 pennie nails and place
them under every tire. Then superglue the keyhole shut. ha ha..now he will
have to take the bus to school.
Last stop...Places like hotels..Late night resturants..Bowling alleys.
Your friend will use the glasses and the brief case. You will use the
fidora. You drop your fiend off with your other friend who looks like a
body-guard and at the establishment at the front door. While your looking
for a parking place they are in there looking for a place to sit. The dude
with the case should sit and the body-guard should stand next to him and
be constantly looking around. While the dude with the case is looking
around and glancing at his watch every minute. Once you have a parking
place go in threw the back door and walk around looking for you friends.
He nods very big at the case dude and your friends with the case leave it
there and you go pick it up. The security guard is going bananas while
your doing this. And then you all leave. Make sure you have nothing
illegal in the brief case or you could get busted. That is major fun! I do
it about every week-end.
Until next time...."Reap some havoc!"
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First off, you need some supplies. Such as:
A car...V8 engine Steel cable, or very strong rope
Fireworks..M80's,inch1/2's,rockets Heavy-duty wire cutters
BB guns..2....Co2 or pump A hack-saw
16 pennie nails...2 doz. Impact Explosives...optional
Otay, Now that we have all our supplies we can get out of the house
and reap some havoc on your home city. Get out of the house anyway you
can. Pick up some friends and snacks, pop, beer, etc...
First stop
<><><><><>
A residentual area that you just don't seem to like. As you drive by the
beautiful houses stop by every nice car that is parked in the street. Take out
the M-80 and place it between the rubber seal and the window. Look around some
more. If nobody is around light the fuse and get away. I suggest FAR away, and
as you are darting down the street you hear a little pop as the explosives
implode the cars window all over the inside of the car. Now wont that be a
mess to clean up in the morning. Now find another area to check and see if the
car door opens. Ah..so it does open..well..why don't you grab the cutters and
cut the locks, seat belts, stearing wheel, wires under the dash board, and all
those little knobs you control the heat, radio, and wipers with. Now on your
way out of the car go ahead and place another M-80 with an extra long fuse in
the glove conpartment. Make sure all those maps are out of there ( we wouldn't
want to start a fire. ).
Second stop
<><><><><><
Now aren't we getting thirsty. Let go find a pop machine. Hey! what is
that on the right? A phone booth? Let pay a call on it. Take the BB guns and
shoot out all the windows. Next time someone makes a call from that phone
boot it should be pretty hard to hear. Finally a pop machine. And look it's
even in bottles. Sixty cents! Thats way to much for a pop. Tip the machine
over on its front and listen smooth cruble of the bottles inside as it hits
the ground. If any money falls out consider it a refund for that pop you
didn't get.
Third stop
<><><><><>
As we are passing behind our favorite hotel, but what to our wandering
eyes should appear but some pop canisters filled with foamy root-beer.
After passing the canisters storage location we noticed that all the canisters
were gone and had mystically appeard in our truck. Hmm? So we to a parking
lot in front of a small corporation. And took one of the canisters and
attached it to the rear of our vehicle. Now with our master driver at the
wheel we drug the canister around the local residentual district. Knocking
the canister into various fire-hydrants, lightpoles, mailboxes, and other
objects protruding from the earth we manage to jam the canister under some
poor sapps automobile. Now repeat this procedure with the remaining canisters.
Fourth stop
<><><><><><
You know that supermarket that leaves the crates for milk and stuff out
on the docks. Well as long as we have the cable go ahead and slide the cable
threw all 50 of the crates and twist the cable on the last crate. Now jump
in our verhicle and slowly drive away. Now that all 50 of the crates are
skipping and smashing into things behind you go ahead and her some gas. Lets
whip around that turn coming up and smack that car. Now find an intersection
with no cops and stop in the middle. One of your friends jumps out cuts the
cable and jumps back in. As you drive off you notice 40 or 50 crates in the
intersection have hit several cars fairly hard. (gosh, wonder if the crates
are alright? )
Fifth stop
<><><><><>
A golf course. Let's turn the lights off so we can approach the course
unseen. (most courses have a caretakers house) apoint your friends certain
flags to get. (ok..mark get 1-6, Cris get 7-11, Eric get 12-18) And now Mike
gets 1-18 in his front yard. Be sure to dig little holes in his front yard
too.
Sixth stop
<><><><><>
Another residentual district with lots of cars parked in the street.
Park your car about a block away and walk by every car and place one nail
under the front and the back of the back tires. Next morning when everyone
gets in their car and then has to change the back tire.
Seventh stop
<><><><><><>
That old school you went to and hated so much. Lets find a nice place
to park. You see all those doors all the way around the building. Those doors
are for people to get out in case of a fire. Well we're not going to use them
like that. Check all the doors and find the door that opens the widest. (the
doors have chains on the inside holding them together tight enough so nobody
can get in without a hack-saw. Now let get to class on time(yeah..to saw the
desks into very, very, tiny peices. Oh shit...I haven't seen the schools new
computer room. Well lets go to that room. We bust the window and unlock the
door from the inside. We walk inside and find 2 c-64's and 4 TRaSh 80's. Well
We have some m-80's left and some bottle rockets and some inchers and a extra-
long fuse. Doesn't every teacher have tape in their drawer? Yup. Tape the
fireworks onto one of the 'calculators' and tie the fuse. On your way out lets
smash some screens and light the fuse. Now fly down the stairs get in the car
and lets go home. It is about 5:OO am and the sun is rising over the horizon.
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D I S C L A I M E R
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(Read Carefully!)
The following text is submitted for informational/educational
purposes only. The author is in no way, in whole or in part,
responsible for the use, misuse and/or abuse of the information
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*** PHUN AT THE LAUNDRYMAT! ***
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Me and me good budy were sittin round at the mat, smokin' away,
when the manager comes along and tells us to get the hell out.
His mistake! Here's a bunch of good ways to wreak havok at the
laundry mat... ENJOY!
1. Get some krazy glue and glue the locks where they get the
phreakin money out of the machine and glue em good. This
*really* ticks them off, but doesn't cause that much damage.
2. Get a hand phul of bullets(.22 is nice) and throw em in the
dryer. Shut the door, and glue it if you can. Then,
deposit some cash, and RUN LIKE HELL! It'll take some time
for them to go off (usually), but you don't want to be
around.
3. Toss anything that stinks into the dryer. Sulpher works
great, but even rotten eggs or a nice bag of fresh dog shit
does just as well. When the dryer heats up, it'll stink up
the whole damn place. Another trick is dumping gas or gear
oil in and lighting it. This is more dangerous, as it may
cause short-circuits in the heating elements causing an
electrical fire.
4. Toss something in the washers to phuck people up. People
generally don't take a hard look in an unused washer. They
just open it up to see if there's any clothes in there, then
use it. Try dumping some motor oil in, or some strong food
colouring (the paste-stuff is best). The best thing would
be a bright acrylic paint (not water-based!)
5. If you can get at it, find out where the drainage hose is at
the back of the washer... usually just a black hose on the
rear-left (sometimes right) side. If you *can* see it,
slash it or just poke a big hole in it. Next time somebody
uses the washer they'll end up with about 10+ gallons of
water on the floor. Twice that if nobody notices and it
goes through the rinse cycle too!
6. Too bad washers/dryers don't make change. Thier coin
identification process is notoriously poor. So you should
be able to feed it slugs without any problem, especially
older models. Hey, at least you get a few free washes!
7. Go outside and find the dryer vent, and plug it up tightly
with something (soaked rags work well). These vents are
where the dryer gets rid of the moisture. When it's plugged
up, it'll take forever for things to dry!
8. If there are washers that let you select a cycle, change the
cycle in mid-wash, or just turn it off. This won't cause
much problem, but it might make someone have to dish out
extra cash... and complain to the asshole manager.
9. Go around to all the washers/dryers and krazy glue all the
coin slots (where you put your money in). This'll really
phuck 'em up worse than putting glue in the key slot (1).
With they key-slot, they can always break it open, and put
on a makeshift lock (two holes, a peice of pipe and a
padlock'll work great). This way, they can't make *any*
money until they get them repaired or replaced. Use PLENTY
of glue for best results. Epoxy (harder to break out) would
be better, but takes to long to dry.
10. Some other ideas would be to simply shoot the manager with a
.45, or plant a thermonuclear device in the dryer. These
would only be for someone who's *really* obsessed with
laundrymat destruction... who should get themselves some
help!
Add some more if you can think of any! Have Phun!
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HOW TO PASS A LIE DETECTOR TEST
When someone hooks you up to a lie detector, they are measuring your physical
responses to psychological stimuli. It's something like watching you to see if
you blush. There are four levels they can measure.
1. Your response when you are just sitting there, not being asked anything.
2. Your response when you are asked a question you would have no reason to lie
about. "What is your name?"
3. Your response when asked a question they consider personal or
embarassing to most people. "Have you ever wondered what it would be like
to have sex with your mother?" I think only the government would have
enough nerve to actually do this.
4. Your response to the questions they suspect you might lie about.
What they are looking for is whether your #4 responses are closer to #2 or #3,
and if the difference is significant with respect to #1.
If your response level to #3 is much higher than any of the others, you are
clearly telling the truth about #4.
If your responses to #1, #2, and #4 are low, and #3 is high, they think you
are telling the truth.
If your responses to #1, #2, #3, and #4 are all the same, they think that
you are either a psychopath or extremely well-adjusted and telling the
truth.
If your responses to #1 and #2 are low but #3 and #4 are high, they think
you are lying.
If your responses to #2, #3, and #4 are high, they think you are very
nervous and they call the result "inconclusive."
This last result is easiest for normal people to fake. Just think about
something embarrasing every time they ask you a question. Don't relax,
except between questions.
A more risky alternative would be to try to relax during the questions
you're going to lie about, but not during the "embarrasing" questions. If
successful, this would produce the "normal truth" result they like the best.
If it failed, it would give the "lie" result.
If you take some sort of tranquilizer beforehand, you may be able to relax
enough to get the "psychopath" response. It will probably not get you hired,
though.
One practice method would be to hook yourself up to an ohmmeter. One wire
wrapped around your left index finger, the other wrapped around your right.
If the reading drops from (say) 100 K-Ohms to a third of that, you just
"lied." Wear this into a police station, or a courtroom, or to your fathers
house, and practice lying. See how you do.
Disclaimer: I have never actually taken a lie detector test. I learned this
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Before we start, if you are friends
with counselors that let you borrow
their keys, steal the master for all
the lockers in your school. You may
now ignore the rest of this file.
:=> What You Need
3/8" Hex Driver
Adjustable Wrench(es)
Needlenose Pliers
Moby Pliers (Vise-Grips work REAL
well!)
6" Steel Rod or Small Crow Bar
Small Standard Screwdriver
Large Standard Screwdriver
Phillipshead Screwdriver
Moderate Size Claw Hammer
Crowbar
:=> Taking Over
At the beginning of each school
year, there are a good deal of unused
lockers around the school. If one of
these is near your next class, slap a
padlock on it; we'll get into putting
a school lock on it later...
Every school has at least one
designated "Garbage Locker". Find it
(them), they can be used to your
advantage!
If a locker you want already has an
owner, no problem! Read the next
section for more information...
If you have a large supply of
padlocks (which every locker
destroyer has!), be sure to put them
on the ones that you want so you'll
have it later when we go to put a
school-issued lock on it later.
:=> Getting In
Now the real challenge begins! The
hardest part of all of this is
getting in the thing in the first
place! But it's easy if you know the
tricks of the trade:
> Padlocks (Combination or Key)
Here's where we get to use the crowbar!
Slip it between the lock and the
latch on the locker, while going
between the two rods of the shank.
Apply serious downward force. This
takes 'em off so disgustingly easily.
it's not fair! As a matter of fact,
we can rip Master key locks off with
a crummy hex driver!
> Destroying the Thing
If you are so pissed as to rip the
lock off and take over by force, be
sure this is your last resort! You
leave little marks on the paint, but
a cheap can of canary yellow or what
ever color you locker may be will take
care of that. Get the crowbar again.
One end should fit between the dial
and the door. If not, pry it open a
little with one of the screwdrivers.
Rip the dial off without mercy. The
lock itself will fall inside the locker
after the bolts snap and will be
free for opening! If you can get a
new dial for the lock you ripped off,
try to get it on so you have another
usable lock.
> Going Through The Combination
Getting in this way is rare, but
welcomed. Spend an afternoon
wandering the halls looking at the
walls, ledges, doors, around a
lockers wherever a combination can be
written without being easily seen. If
you find one, try it out-CAREFULLY!
Once you get one that works, steal
it!
> Pennied Lockers
Now we're talking REALLY rare! But
these are real easy to spot. Walk
around looking at the latch. If it is
sticking up a mile higher than the
others, give it a tug. Some of them
stick that high naturally or if the
locker is over-filled, so watch for
those.
:=> Once You're In
All right, you FINALLY got the
locker open and the lock is intact.
Look around. Steal anything of value.
Now, let's get the lock, ok? See
those two nuts above and below the
lock on the inside of the door? Get
the 3/8" hex driver and remove them.
Now grab the dial and the lock and
pull free from the door. Try not to
move the dial-it's a real pain in the
ass getting it back right! Refasten
the nuts and take it to new location,
and re-install it on the new locker
repeating the steps. If the dial does
not go in at first, frob with it a
while until it seats into the lock.
Congrats! You now have just taken
over your first locker!
> Ripping Out The Walls!
If you are on the right side of a
wall, you can remove it with little
difficulty and get into the locker next to yours. Use the same hex driver
and unfasten the nuts holding it in.
Watch out for the shelf, though!
:=> Garbage Lockers
As mentioned above, garbage lockers
can be very useful. These usually
evidant the first 2-3 months of school.
They reach maturity in about 1-6
months depending on use. The
custodians come and clean and
disinfect it thoroughly, killing
wahtever new forms of life you may
have developed. They then will usually
put a school-owned padlock on it.
Now, scince it's clean, and you know
how to get padlocks off, we say it's
ripe for picking!
You previously have been opening
lockers seeing if they are worth
conquering, and how come across
a trash locker. Maybe you contributed
an unwanted apple, someone's
homework, etc to it. You suddenly
notice one day that the janitors has
taken it over. Immediately, you
snap the lock off and you have a
nice clean locker.
:=> When To Do Your Vandalism
1. At lunch
2. Skip a period
3. After school
(1) Possibly hard to do. Either no
one is allowed around school or
everyone is eating at their lockers.
(2) May cause difficulties. That is,
unless you are already failing that
class.
(3) This is great. Join some stupid
club and then leave early everyday.
Now you have enough time to swipe
a few! You could also get a job
at school with the janitors or as
a techie. Now you have lots of time
when the school is empty and you have
access to MORE TOOLS!
:=> Rating Of Padlocks By Brand
> Combination
Guard- This is the cheapest piece
of shit that we've ever run across!
The case is undoubtedly in two peices,
and most often, there are cracks
around the edges. Now turn it over and
look on the back. See those two rivets?
We took TWO of these off with a
SNEAKER!
American- Okay. Getting a little
harder to get off now. The shank is
'left-handed', and the dial is
firmly secured.
Master- Supposedly 'top-of-the-line',
but still can be removed with a little
pressure. LEAN ON THAT MOTHER!
> Key
Master- Several million of these,
no reason to break one off as of yet.
Sears- One peice case, gave us a
little trouble to take off with
our hex driver.
:=> Glossary Of Most-Used Terms
Padlock- any self-comtained removable
lock characterized by a steel shank.
Usually requires key or combination
to open.
Dial- Circular unit found on the
outside of a school locker used to
dial the combination.
Lock- The unit mounted inside the
locker that prevents the latch from
moving when the combination has not
been dialed.
Shank- Steel semicircle on a padlock
that will lock when pushed into the
case of a padlock.
Latch- Waht you push, pull or twist
to get a locker open.
Door- Hinged wall on a locker. Most
of the time, the only way into a
locker.
Locker- Aluminum cubicle used for
dumping books, freshman, or gym
clothes in.
Master- Company know for making cheap
locks that can be easily opened with
a dinky-ass screw driver or the key
that opens a given set of locks.
Plate[1]- Metal sheet with a number
stamped on it used for identifying
lockers.
Plate[2]- A peice of metal that covers
the hole in the door where the dial
goes if one is not present.
Wall- Removable surface inside locker.
Shelf- A sheet of wood cut to the shape
and dimensions so that it fits snug
inside a locker.


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Spring break. We all know what goes on during this
vaction... Parties, riots, rapes, things blowing up, cops raids,
etc... basically anything illegal. The tyme of year when all the
tired, lazy, bums who call theirselves students finally awake to
be the true party animals they really are. In other words, total
ANARCHY!! Yes, the tyme of year when all the students travel to
Palm Springs or Fort Lauderdale to party till they are dead or
arrested, whichever comes first.
For all you guys and gals out there that just love to destroy
things, this is the text file for you... This one will tell you
how to do some real evil stuff. Like burning down houses, Blowing
up animals and other sadistic stuff...<grin>, The kinda stuff that
makes being a teenager worth while.
Let's say you have an enemy, or a friend, or just feel like
making anyone have a very bad day, week, month...etc... try this.
Most of you have access to small explosives, or big explosives
like M2000's. And if you don't, WHO CARES, make some of your own!
All you need is a good and powerful explosive and a fuse that is
atleast 20 - 30 feet long, and if you are really in to explosives,
get a tymer or a detenator. Go to the house of your choice, find
the fuse/electrical box on the side of the house and place your
explosive in the box, and set the fuse. Make sure you're very far from
the house you are doing this too, just so you don't wake up with
a piece of alluminum siding in your face. Now lite the fuse and...
POW!!! By the tyme the fire engine and cops get there, the house
should be atleast half burnt down by now, if not the whole mother-
fucker! I would say that all of their worldly possesions have been
turned into toast by now. And if you are lucky (and they are not),
they don't have fire insurance! Muahahaa! I suggest you try to stay
as far as possible from the house, unless you think it is safe.
----
We all know that alot of teenagers will have Jeeps. Those are
great fun, you could strip those things down to the bare tin in
about 1 min. Just get the nessacery stuff and you can unscrew the
doors off, the windshield off and the roof. Also, you can open
the hood by just pulling up on the small black nobs on the both
sides of the hood. That is cool because you can place an explosive
in the engine and say goodbye to that car REALLY fast! HAhaa..
----
Wanna blow up a dog or a cat? Just shoot the motherfucker as
it walks by.
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I hope this text file will help you next tyme you decide to get
revenge on someone or just want to have phun... Latr!
<20>WR!<21>
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unnerDate: 05/27/90Edited by : Silentium MortemLegions of LuciferText # 3Part 1 out of 2
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Well, here I am again for another Legions of Lucifer Anarchy file.
This one has to do with SCHOOL! Argh... Most of us go to that terrible
place so adults can throw useless information at us in great quantities
that they expect us to memorize. And they do this for a full 9 months!!
Now most of us just sit there and take it all... I say FUCK THAT! Get up
off of your butts and do somthing.. have a little phun. Adults put kids in
school to keep us off the streets and out of trouble.. But no one ever said
we can't have fun and cause trouble in school! That's where this text file
comes in handy. This will give you some ideas on how to have more phun in
school. Part 1, being this file, deals with non-destructive and mildly mean
things to do. BUT part 2 will have the mean and destructive ideas... So until
you get & read part 2, this will just have to do....
Things to do with an eraser...
1. Hide it in the 'Class Idiot's desk.
2. Super Glue it to the teachers desk.
3. Put tape on the side that erases... the teacher will try SO
fucking hard to erase the board, he/she will go nuts!
4. Tape a Snap-Pop to the erasing side. When the teacher trys to
erase the board... *POW!* Scares the shit out of them!
5. Put animal guts all over it!
6. Put rubber cemment on the side you hold it on... when the teacher
grabs the eraser.. Haha
Things to do with Super Glue... (If you get strong glue this stuff
works like a charm!) Remeber: Super Glue dries in 15 Seconds FLAT!
1. Glue the light switches up... This is great!
You will definatly need a hammer to turn the lights off
2. Glue the chalk to the board!
3. Glue the door handle up... The door will be locked for
awhile! Trust me!
4. Glue books to the teachers desk!
5. Glue Pens to the wall.
6. Glue Chairs to the floor. (Wooden floors only)
7. Pour glue on the 'Dork's chair!
8. Pour glue all over the Door Handle.. Super Glue is impossible
to take off w/o Alcohol.
9. If you have the type of teacher that buys coffee at 7-11 or
AM-PM, then the cup will be made from Styro-Foam... Glue the
base of the cup to the desk. When tries to pick up the cup, it
will rip the cup in half, and he will get Coffee EVERYWHERE!
10. If you have nerds in your class that have 'Pencil Cases'
Then glue the cases shut! Haha
Things to do with ROAD KILL & and Animal Crap...
1. Tie the road kill by its feet and hang it from the ceiling!
2. Put the road kill in the teachers desk (Rats/Squirls are best)
3. Chop up the road kill and put it in someones bag!
4. Chop it up and put it in someones desk! Phew.. THE SMELL!
5. Gut it, and take the guts and throw it against the black board
and walls!
6. Chop the head off and place it on the teachers desk.
7. Replace the Chalk with a rat arm!
8. Get a bag of Dog Shit and put it in someones Lunch.
9. Get some dead Rat Heads and put then in someones Lunch.
10. Get a bag of Dog Shit, and pour it in someones bag.
11. Get some Dog Shit and put like a dingle berrry in someones
Milk, Soda, Sandwich, Pasta...etc... Hopefull they will atleast
get it into their mouth! Eww!
12. Just place some Dog Shit or Cat Shit and hide it somewhere
like in the corner... the smell will get SO bad, and since they
can't find it... Well, you know... Haha
13. Take a bloody chicken foot, and place it on a desk, and with
some blood, write "666 SATAN LIVES"!
14. Smear Shit in someones Math Text Book... I hate math.
15. Buy some cheap meat, and soak all the blood from it, and
splash it all over the chalk board.. and make sur to get
some meat chunks on it also. And write "NATAS WAS HERE"!
16. Find a dead Dog and chop him up and spread his guts all over
your class! Haha
Other things to do...
1. Throw ball bearing on the floors! Haha
2. Throw crushed ice on the floor by the door way...
everyone will become instant iceskaters! Haha
3. Stick Bombs are *Always* a lot of phun...
4. Put Garden Slugs in the drinking foutain..
5. Blow up a desk w/ a remote detonator... while class is in
session!
6. Take some books from one person and replace them with
someone elses.
7. Did you know flinging sliced beets upward will often cause
them to adhere to the cafeteria ceiling? Tomatoes too!
8. Start to giggle moronically in class.
9. Get everyone to start humming and NEVER stop, the teacher
go NUTS! And what is he/she gonna do? Punish you all?!?
10. Make GIANT spit wads, and as the teacher is writing on
the board... Throw them at the board! Key: >DO NOT LAUGH<
11. Throw staples at someone! It hurts like hell if it hits the
face!
12. Toss staples into someones hair!! It'll stay there for
quite some time, i assure you.
13. Write Satanic verses in your text book for the next person
to use it!
14. See who can throw spit wads at the ceiling longer without
getting caught.
15. Take something from someones desk and throw it in the garbage..
watch their reaction... *DO IT TO A WIMPY NERD*
16. Write a note to a girl saying she has food stuck between her
teeth. Watch what she does, she will go nuts trying to get it
out... Just keep telling her it's still there!
17. Tell an Egotistic girl she has Cellulite on her leg (during
class)..
...These are just a few ideas.. and trust me, some might sound stupid,
but when they are actually done, you can get a good laugh out of it.
And look for part 2 of this text 'LOL-4.TXT'... Until then...
Wave Runner!
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