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uSu - united States underground Written By:Lurch
WARNING TO PCB SYSOPS! BACKDOOR IN VIG's ProVote!
[uSu]
O.K.,this is a very short and informative text. It will help 2 kinds of people:
1 - smart sysops who read warnings to prevent their system from being hacked
2 - hackers/feds to trash the stupid boards who don't listen
Anyway, about reason number 2...well, yeah, the feds can get this file, and,
no matter how you try, unless a SysOp is protected against this, a fed can get
full access on a PCBoard board through Vigilante's ProVote. So, I suggest you
tell this to all friendly SysOps, or, give them this file to read.
Disclaimer: O.K., welp, there shouldn't be much said, there is no illegal
activity described in this TXT, so, just, fuck you if you don't like my
language, and, go fuck your mom if you're a fed, since, I can assure you that
you will not be able to use this on any good board.
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O.K., to start off, this only concerns PCBoard BBS running Vigilante's ProVote.
There is a back door. I do not believe it was planned, but, it might have been.
Or, maybe it was just Vig's mistake. Anyway, 2 things I want to mention
before beginning...Number 1, I love ALL that VIG writes, I feel he is the
greatest PPE writer of this time. Every PPE that he wrote works great, and, so
far, I guess this is the only back door. Number 2, I thought for a long time
before releasing this text...This is a very useful way to hack into a board,
and, many times get NR for a LONG time(usually hours, but, sometimes more). I
have tried it, and, I am kinda sad to release this info, 'cuz, after this, I
can't use it anymore... Or, at least I presume I can't use it.
Anyway, to get to the fucking point of the text and stop talking about
bullshit.
In Vigilante's ProVote(or at least the copy that I and everybody else I know
has) there is a file called CARPET.RED, it has a very good idea to it,
basically it lets those who are the SysOps friends, or those who need to be
able to get on the system easily and quickly by the SysOp's wish, get the
landslide vote access. It's a great idea, however, there is no password. Vig,
you should have thought of this... Vigilante's name appears in that list in
the distributed package... I doubt many SysOps take it out, because, they are
all grateful that they have Vig's PPE's, and, would gladly let him on the
board, or simply, because they don't know about the damn file. Anyway, if a
person logs on as one of those people specified in the file, they get automatic
access, the level that is given to people who pass the voting by a landslide.
This is usually an N/R or a very low ratio access, with lots of time. If a
person logs on to the board, enters the nup, in most cases, and, enters their
name to be VIGILANTE, they will not even have to fill out 1 infoform...They
will be displayed the file called CARPETED.PCB, and proceed to the bbs with
full access. Even if Vig's name was taken out of the list, a hacker can find
out the SysOp's friends, and, attempt logging on with those handles. The only
way I know that this can be detected is through the caller's log, and through
a caller ID... But both of these mean that the user has gotten the access.
Pretty neat, huh? Well, there are 3 ways to strip your BBS of this little
backdoor, bug, or, whatever you want to call it.
1)
What to do: Get rid of all names, or at least Vig's in the CARPET.RED
Disadvantage: You rid yourself of a wonderful feature of PV.
2)
What to do: Put a @HANGUP @ in to the end of CARPETED.PCB, and, insert a nice
little message in the file itself, something like "Fuck you hacker/fed!"
Disadvantage: Then if Vig logs on he will get the message and be logged off
just like a hacker, I don't think he'll appreciate that.
3)
What to do: Let's all ask Vig to add some kind of password system. It's not
easy, because, many times the users placed into CARPET.RED are asked or invited
by the SysOps to call over the nets. So, something VERY innovative, (maybe
PGP) has to be used here...I dunno, but, it's something to think about Vig.
Disadvantage: none
My choice...welp, I'd be honored if Vig logged on to my board. So, I wouldn't
choose number 2, if you think your board is too lame or too fucking small for
him to call, then, maybe you can do it. I would recommend doing number 1
until Vig finishes number 3, if he ever does...
To finish up this text, I'd like you to all distribute it. uSu also currently
needs more kickass writers, so, please apply. We specialize in HPAVT texts,
so, we are not particularly looking for coders, but, coders who can write on
the topics of Virii and Trojans are welcome.
Two more thing before I go... I hope this doesn't upset Vig, I am still a
great fan of his, and, am looking forward to seeing and using many PPE's by
him. And, I would like you all to consider the shit Microsoft and IBM are
planning for us... UNiX is a very difficult system, so, I doubt everyone will
use it, OS/2 is just another Windows or Mac, so, there is not much difference.
MS-DOS and PC-DOS are said to stop production when CHICAGO is officially
released. Please keep a copy of DOS on your drive. Or, at least somewhere on
disk, I can not imagine a world full of genius people all using the damn point
and click interface.
That's it, live long, have phun, drink Coke 'cuz Pepsi sucks.
LurcH
[uSu]
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uSu - united States underground By:Cyberglitch
Operation Anti-Government Part ][
Yep i'm back again to bitch about the government, heh this article's
continutation is more then over-due. Ok well fellow PEACH MTV'ers read on.
Uhhh here we go again, you know, back then a long time ago, say 170
to maybe 190 years when this country was a republic. And the government act-
ually cared, and didn't sit on it's fat lazy ass. You know, back then, we
didn't sit down and bring up a topic. And then argued over it for a couple
weeks, then get racial issues involved. No, they usually decided faster, and
were more knowledgable then the clowns we have in office now. See back then
our country was a super power. But today, it's a world capitol of ignorance.
Why is it I say it's a world capitol of ignorance? Because of that
fact that in this country the president is considered probally one of the
most honorable people in office. But now we have the clown's ring leader(s)
in office, Yes i mean both Bill and Hillary, come on folks. You know as well
as i do, those two goons are gonna run the country about 50 ft more into the
ground. Personally last election, i would of sincerely stuck with Ross Perot
if he didn't drop out then back in. I figured that the guy's a money magnet
and that he'd probally be the best person for our deficit problem in helping
to reduce taxes. I just only wish he would of picked a better vice president,
maybe one that looked more alive. But you got'ta figure if the guy knows how
to make a lot of money, then well maybe he could of helped up reduce the
national debt. Like he said when asked what policital policies does he know,
he replied with "I know how to not raise a 4 trillion dollar debt".
All in all, i must admit one thing that Bill Clinton managed, he's the
only president i know of, that i would not feel honored to meet. I'm sorry to
say, but just about every campaing promise he made, he's broken. Taxes were
supposed to be lowered, health care reform?? What the hell were you people
thinking when you voted for this guy? Bigger anti-gun laws? Why not just ban
the damm guns in the first place. Crime prevention, didn't Bush promise us
that to? Atleast it would of been an honor to meet George Bush, and ask him
a lot of questions about Desert Storm. Heh atleast he got permission from
congress before he decided to fire missles onto IRAQ'y intellegence.
Over the past 200+ years America was formed, i've slowly read up
about how America went from a Republic society, then to a Democratic society,
and then finally a socialist society. What does that mean for you? Well
the following...
- More government corruption
- CIA's dis-organization(yeah they were actually good, at some point)
- Ban on guns?? What about right to arms, and being arrested for
possein of a weapon, that shouldn't be a charge.
- 21 to Drink, but i thought you were an adult once you turned 18? I
can't understand that, if you have a 21 year old drinking age
shouldn't the voting age also be 21, instead of 18? I mean
voting can be deadly as being drunk. Hell voting and being
drunk can be deadly. Don't believe, well look at who we got
in office now.
- Censorship, holy christ this is such bullshit. Oh yeah back then
they didn't need to say, fuck you, go to hell, god'dam bitch.
Well i can understand that, but they didn't really know what
those words were, they actually words to curse with. And
radio stations not being able to play music with cursing and
swearing in it? What bullshit, oh i forgot another one of
those FCC regulations. Might i ask you one thing? What kind
of lunatic is regulating the FCC? Whether it be public or
private broadcast you should still have the freedom of speech
or did someone take that away from us too?
- the IRS? What a joke, most people don't realize that the IRQ tax is
a voluntary tax. Or in other words, Yes i'm willing to pay
these taxes, ok go ahead take this much. Huh? Wait a minute
here let's back up, i thought there was No taxation without
representation? But volunteer taxes from the IRS? Oh that's
fucking funny as hell. That's like saying, oh this soda costs
$.65, but here take $3.00 for it anyways. Does that make sense
to you? Do not worry, the IRS is still a fraud any ways. Yes
you can take it to court, and claim the IRS as a legal fraud.
The only problem is that the IRS has a bigger wallet then me
and you. Or should i say bigger wallet of your hard earned
money. Heh i'm expecting by the time i'm out on my own, to
have about 80% income tax and a big whomping 20% for me, and
about another %160 inflation. Gee isn't that just gonna be
great?
- Health Care, oh you've probally been waiting to hear this one for
some time now. Well here we go. Ok first of all, there's one
problem with national health care. That being an immigrant
women from another country sneaking into the country and
giving birth to a baby. Now this doesn't make sense, the baby
get's free health care, and US citizenship. Heh and guess what
if the mother's not married, she get's welfare to... Although
i've found a great way to reduce the cost of health care, it's
called more efficient medial care. What's the mean, well ok
take this for an example, i could of spent $35 on a private
practice doctor to tell me whether i have a sprained ankle or
broken ankle(if it was a broken ankle i would of been in alot
more pain). But nooo... had to go to a fancy hospital, heh
yeah they probally could of just told me it was sprained, but
we had to have the xray's. And the consulting, to figure out
what i already knew, I had a sprained ankle. Yeah they gave me
an air cast, but they also gave me a $700+ medical bill. This
only tells me, wait a minute, we don't need to increase the
amount of money we spend on medical care. We need to make our
hospitals more efficient then they are now. Yes i know a
sprained ankle isn't something serious, it's not like i'm
gonna die from it, but does that mean i should pay $700+ to
find out something i already know, when all's i needed to know
was what to do about it? Heh now imagine the money i could of
saved if they did this for me. Looked and slightly move my
ankle a bit to determine a broken ankle from a sprained ankle,
realized what i knew already, it was sprained, and give me the
air cast. And probally a $200 or $300 dollar medical bill?
Yeah i know i could do better, but that cuts down more then
half of a medical bill. Which would mean that medical care
doesn't mean pay more. It means the medical system should be
refined. And taken better care of. Our medical system is
probally the biggest and most hungriest corparation in the
world, probally pulling about 2 or 3 times the national deficit
per year.
- People sueing everyone one? Oh god, this is probally thee funniest
part of the whole government package together. Why's this, ok
let's take Micheal Jackson for example, yeah either he molested
the little boy or not. But to be sued a like $40 million
dollars or something? Wait a minute here, but then he settles
it out of court for a nice sum of money. But then the parents
are sueing again? What the fuck, they were already paided for
there troubles. Or so it would seem. But it's likely really hard
to believe that someone who's married to Lisa(Sp???) Presley,
helped a boy get a liver transplant, would moleste a young boy?
Someone worth about $725 million by himself alone? That just
doesn't add up. You know, you could have someone sue you, watch
them win in court. Then watch you punch them in the face so hard.
And then sue the that same person for hurting your hand on his
face, and probally fucking win! That doesn't make sense. But it
does happen!
- The justice system, oh this is just as bad as a joke. Ok not to long
ago i was tried guilty of two charges, one of Arson and one of
illegal mischeif, i get a years phrobation, and a $60 fine, and
i have to go to a counseling group for being a pyro. Which i
don't need. 'Cuz i learned from my first and only mistake. But
see this is what's really pissing me off. I've gotten no word
from this couseling i'm supposed to be getting. And i'm
probally considered the biggest crimial in my town. But i've
already been tried guilty as charged. But yet, O. J. Simpson
has killed two people, his wife and her friend. And the blood
matches his type. Yet, he seems to still be innocent. I get
prohbation, he would of gotten the gas chamber. But what makes
him different from me? Well for one thing, i wouldn't kill
anyone, and two my wallet doesn't look anything as fat as his
is. And that's the key reason why he's not guilty for what he's
done yet. But here's the even more fucked up part, if it were
some poor guy who killed two people. You better damm well
near know that he probally would of been put in the gas
chamber a day or two after the crime was commited. Money talks
while the holder walks, as it is said. Oh and is it ever so
true.
- The media, oh you're gonna love this, yeah the public deserves the
right to know. But do you realize that the O. J. Simpson case
has probally been dragged on 'til this very day because of the
media? Yeah it's true, i mean really, the media that get's the
story first gloats about it. Well imagine the ratings the media
getting just for covering the trail. But how much of the trial
do you think the media would cover if it was some one poor, or
unpopular?
Well sorry guy's that's all the time i have to right about operation
anti-government part 2 for now, be on the look out for more kickass releases
from uSu soon, Cya

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uSu - united States underground By:Cyberglitch
Mischeif Night!
Ok here are a couple of fun and cool things to do on mischeif night.
I hope you enjoy these, 'cuz i'm going to be doing these all(well most of
them :) )...
1) Ok what you'll need is the following M80's, some masking tape and
some egg(yes fresh ones please!). Ok here's what you need to
do it's very simple, tape a M80 to and egg with Masking tape
then light and throw at victim's house.
2) Like #1, but tape a pineapple to the side to make sure it explodes
for sure
3) Get an empty bottle with a cap(a must!). Take one leak into the
bottle, cap it, then throw it throught someone's window and
get the fuck out of there
4) Like #3, but this time tape a M80 to it. Light then chuck
5) Like #3(again), but this time tape a Pineapple to it to make sure
it explodes.
6) Get an empty trash can, and some of your strong buddies, fill it
up with water. Then look for a victim's house where the door
open's inwards. Lean trashcan on door. Ring door bell and
get the fuck out of there
7) Like #6, but in this i suggest to you that you and a couple of
friends take a leak or a crap in it and then fill the rest
with water, and then lean it on someone's door.
8) Toliet Paper houses, trees, windows, etc...
9) Like #8, but wears gloves when doin this one, leak into the toliet
paper then throw at target you're going after.
10) Break as many streetlights as you can, just so people can't see
you as well.
11) Let the air out of people's tires, and put road spikes or
something underneath the tires to damage them more.
12) Ok here's a big tuff one(not!), requires either Pineapple or M80,
Pineapple preferred 'cuz it has more force. Newspaper, and
some horse shit or some other kind of shit that stinks. Make
a cup out of the newspaper, and poke a little hole in the
top of the cup and put the wick of the M80/Pineapple throw
it, then put in the Shit. Flip up-side-down on victim's door-
step. Ring door bell, light and get the fuck out of there.
Heh ok well guy's use your imagination here, these are just some
examples that i've done over the years. Cya,

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uSu - united States undergound By:The Anarchist
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* The Home-Brew Bazooka *
* *
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by
The Anarchist
Introduction
Out of the so many weapons you can make at home the Home-Brew
Bazooka is the funnest to use and the most powerful. The "missle"
can travel up to 700 feet per second and result in a huge explosion
to the other end of the bazooka. Construction is very simple.
That's why it is such a popular weapon. It consists of batteries,
pipe, and a model rocket. That's it. Well, enough talk, here it
is:
The Bazooka
Materials:
1. piece of aluminum tubing approximately 3 ft. long and 2 in. in
diameter.
2. model rocket engine
3. a nose cone
4. a 3" by 9" cardboard sheet.
5. about 4 feet of wire (overestimate)
6. (2) Alligator Clips
7. A "C" Battery holder, holding 4 batteries
8. (4) "C" Batteries
9. (1) Model rocket igniter
10. Electrical Tape
11. A improvised sight
12. A switch from a battery operated toy gun or anything of the sort
13. (2) Improvised handles
14. (Optional) 1/4 pound Plastic Explosive or Black Powder
All of these materials are intimidating but once you have all the
stuff it is much easier. It'll run you about $20 if you BUY all the
stuff. But most of it you can find around the house.
Instructions:
The Bazooka Itself:
1) Extend the wire of the negative end of the battery holder and
fasten an alligator clip to it. On the positive end solder it to
the OFF side of the switch. Extend the other wire of the switch
and fasten an alligator clip to it. The wires should be long
enough to have some room at the other end of the pipe.
2) Using the electrical tape fasten the battery holder, switch and
handles to the pipe. Use your judgement for the spacing.
Finally add the improvised sight.
Ex:
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1) Cut 3 1/4" thick 9" long strips from the cardboard that slant at
the end.
2) Fasten these to the engine body using tape or glue.
3) This part is if you want an explosion. But be careful! Fill the
nose cone with Black Powder or Plastic explosive. CAREFULLY bore
or drill a hole through about 1/3 of the way through the engine.
Extend a wick from the cone and fill the gaps with match heads.
Now you have an explosive rocket.
4) Now attach an igniter to the engine and to the alligator clip.
Aim and Fire! Have Fun.
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Explosive
Conclusion:
These rockets, when not explosive, go through car windows, 1/2"
PlyWood, and sometimes people. But if they are explosive you could
blow a car to kingdom come from about 1000 feet away. Pretty cool.
Its got possibilities.
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Written for uSu (c) by The Anarchist on October 17, 1994.
Look for more kick ass shit on:
1) The FireBall Gas Cannon...Revenge?
2) Immovable Bombs
3) Buying, Trading, Growing, and Smoking of POT
4) The Homemade 9 millimeter Handgun
All By Yours Truly, The Anarchist

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uSu - united States underground By:The Anarchist
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̹ The uSu Guide to Boxing ̹
̹*****************************̹
̹ By: The Anarchist ̹
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First off the dumbass disclaimer:
This phile is for informational purposes only. The <cough> views
stressed in this article are those of united States underground. We
have the freedom of speech and there's not one damn thing you feds could
do about it. HAHAHA!! (Enough Bullshit)
Now back to the subject. Boxing should be treated as an art form to us
Anarchists and Phreakers out there. There are some pretty damn cool
things you could do that combine phreaking and anarchy to result in
astounding (destructive) results. There are also some unwritten rules
of breaking into cans and phreaking you should know about before trying
anything.
The Unwritten Rules of Phreaking
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1. The Pigs...cough....cops really don't know the first thing about
phreaking so therefore you could do just about anything until they
finally do realize what you're doing is illegal.
2. If a cop does happen to pass you by while you are in a can, just stay
right there and keep doing what you're doing and they'll think that
you're doing your job. Hey it worked for me and I'm not really your
average looking bell employee. Usually, they have better things to
do and figure that the phone company will handle it.
3. Always have a small pack of phreaking\anarchy tools so it doesn't
look too obvious.
4. The people who could see you really won't give much thought to what's
going on and won't call the 5 0.
5. It really helps to have a handheld police scanner at the scene so you
know what's going on and have time to book out of there.
6. Don't worry about getting caught too much because it impedes your
progress and concentration. I once broke into a can at 1:00 PM with
people walking down the street every 5 minutes. No one cares!
7. Always wear gloves.
8. Don't pay for the shit that Radio Shack sells for 10 times the amount
its worth. Lift it or at least talk the guy down. The cameras they
have are a piece of shit. They only point in one direction usually.
Grey\Beige\Modu-Boxing
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A beige box, a grey box, and a modu-box all have the same purpose to
break into bell cans and make free calls. A beige box is a nice box to
have but a grey a.k.a. modu-box is a much better box to use simply
because you don't alter anything but a wall jack and you can use ANY
phone. All you need is a wall jack and two alligator clips. But you
should know how to do this already so there's no use in me telling you
(See Schematic Below). But when you're near the can always have your
phreaking pack on you. Here's a list of tools to carry:
1. A "fanny" pack or other small bag to strap around your waist. (or a
backpack if you feel safe.)
2. A pair of wire strippers. Needed to strip the wires for easy access.
3. A pair of needlenose pliers for easy stripping and basic use.
4. A rachet-socket wrench with a 7\16" hex attachment and a phillpshead
screwdriver attachment.
5. A small flashlight for night-boxing.
6. A roll of electrical tape to prevent the teleco from realizing you
stripped their wires.
7. A small modular fone. (yes you can fit it)
8. About a foot of modular fone wire. (the grey straight kind, not the
spiral type)
9. Of course, a grey box.
Grey Box Schematic
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You gotta be pretty stupid to not know how to make a grey box but just
in case here it is:
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Modular Wall Jack
Note: (Leave Red & Black Alone)
Find a can that is fairly secluded such as Behind a bush or large tree.
Now take your socket wrench and affix it to the bolts on the can. Turn
the bolts about 1/3 of a turn until you hear a >>CLICK<< sound, one bolt
is open. Do the same to the bottom bolt. Now carefully open the can.
You're in! Now you'll see a bunch of plastic covered pcboards. Look
for the number of your victim and unscrew the two screws on each side of
the plastic cover using a screwdriver or the phillipshead attachment to
the socket wrench. Or you could use an open one or frayed wire
depending on how many phellow phreakers already hit your spot. Now look
for any two purple and white or sometimes orange and white wires. Strip
them with your wire stripper. Attach the gator clips to the frayed
wires and plug in your fone. You should get a dialtone. Phreak away!
You know what to do once you're tapped into someone's line (See Next
Section). When someone happens to pick up don't worry. Just press the
mute button or take out the mouthpiece or your phone. It is good to
have a Radio Shack Line In-Use Indicator (Model #: 43-108) so you know
when they are off the line. After you're done put electrical tape over
the frayed wires and screw in the plastic cover(s). Close the bolts and
walk away. That's pretty Cool.
Possible Things to do While Beige\Grey Boxing
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A true HPAVCT'er would have ALOT of ideas on who to call while grey
boxing or whatever.
1. Make Carding calls to 1-800 or LD #'s such as Damark or Computer
Stores. Or Chemical Stores.
2. Use a Labtop computer with a modem to call your favorite LD Int'l
Elite\HPAVCT BBS's.
3. Also with the labtop call CBI (system password- Administrator)
4. Hack the HELL out of BBS's. Let the lamers pay!!
5. Prank call the president's bomb shelter or something.
6. Harass the <yawn> operator.
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Here's something brand new to come into the world of HPAVC. Anarchy to
The Teleco! You can use many household items to phuck the hell out of
the teleco. Such as Gasoline, Pineapples (duh), Scissors, Matches, etc.
Just go into a can and cut every wire you can find. The whole
neighborhood will be complaining and it'll take weeks to fix. Spray
some WD-40 into the can and light a match. Again, it'll take weeks to
fix. Plant an immovable bomb using a few mercury switches and some
pineapples and when the teleco goes to fix something that you did
they'll be in for a pleasant surprise. Pour some gasoline into the
circuts and it'll melt the whole can. It could take months to fix!
Have alot of Phucking Phun....
Look for more phun philes from uSu on Phreaking coming soon!!
All By The Anarchist
1. The complete guide to Blue and Red Boxing.
2. Immovable bombs
3. Phone Tapping, Scanning, and Blackmailing
(C) 1994 united States underground
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uSu - united States underground By:Cyberglitch
Fun on Mischeif Night, Part 2
Ok, ok, i know, the first part wasn't that good, but this one has
alot of new and fun ideas for you to do on Mischeif night as its approaching
us very soon :). Ok well let's get started.
M80 Eggs -
You'll need M80's, Tape and Eggs(please buy them before Mischeif
night, 'cuz they may not sell them to you on Mischief night, gee
i wonder why :) ),
What to do, ok Tape one M80 to one Egg. Then go to victim's house,
light, then throw, if you do it right the Egg will explode all over
the front of their house. That'll be a real bitch for them to clean
up.
Pineapple Gas Explosions -
You'll need, Pineapple(s), Tape, Glass bottle, around 16 ounces is
perfect, and some gasoline.
What to do, ok fill the bottle with gasoline, and make sure you do
not get any on your hands, and please make absolutely sure there is
none on the side of the bottle, that could fuck you up big time. Ok
when you are sure there is no gasoline on the outside of the bottle
cap it TIGHTLY! I stress that importantly! If you don't, you could
set yourself on fire, that's not what you wan't. Ok now with the
Pineapple and the Tape, take the pineapple tape it to the side of
the glass bottle. Then go to victims house, put on doorstep, light
and run like shit. Or, ignite the fuse, and estimate how long it'll
take your bottle to land, basically you don't wan't the bottle to
break until the Pineapple explodes. 'Cuz when it does you'll have a
nice ass explosion as well as a giant fire.
For Sale -
You'll need to steal someone's For Sale sign, usually one that's
easy to pull out of the ground and easy to put into the ground
What to do, well here's the fun part, pick anyone's house, that's
right anyones house. Then what you do is put the For Sale sign into
their lawn. That out'ta bring a whole bunch of unexpected guests to
that persons house, wandering how much they are asking for the place.
This can be fun, especially if it's a old persons house, where they
are senial and all.
Go Slashing on tire prices -
You'll need a nice sharp knife, works even better with a knife that
has teeth on it.
What to do, well go slahing tire prices, yes you heard me, slash
someone's tires, and you'll be slashing the cost of those tires.
Hell if you have enough time and can move quick enough slash all 4
tires then get the fuck out of there. Trust me from experince tire
slashing, when you puncture the tire, they are very loud, so you
must be quick if you don't wanna get caught.
Brick Chucking -
You'll need a brick, yes a brick, make sure it's something fairly
light that you can easily throw throw a window.
What to do, ok well find the victim's house or car,
For Houses - Do this really late at night, and before you
throw the brick through their front window look for a good
hiding spot where you can hide and won't be found if they
come out looking for you, allways know a way to run into a
park or some other spot where you can't be spotted, errr...
caught. Then once you've done all then throw the brick then
run like all hell into your hiding spot and or safe spot.
For Cars - Ok do this at night also, this can be fun, 'cuz
you can break more then one window if you bring two bricks,
but don't go for the side windows, those are too easy and too
small. Go for the back window or the front window. Throw your
brick, then like above run into your hiding spot or safe spot.
If someone starts chasing, run of course(Duh!), turn around corners
know your area, duck behind a bush, make sure you can get away, it'd
be a shame if you had to pay for the damage you caused :)
Dead animals -
You'll need dead animals for this, find whatever you can, for god's
sake where gloves.
What to do, ok here are a bunch of funs things to do with dead
animals,
1) Put them on victim's doorstep and light it on fire, ring
the door bell and run like hell.
2) Put the dead animal though the open window in their car
3) Light the animal then put in though the open window in
their car
4) Staple or nail the dead animal to their door, that'll
make a nice ornament for their door.
5) Stuff it in their mailbox, heh they'll be expecting some
interesting mail, and the mailman too.
6) put a pineapple on victim's front porch, then put the
dead animal on top, light and have your friend ring
the door bell once you have the fuse lit, then run
like all fucking hell.
Ok yo, be on the lookout for more releases from uSu...
P.S. If you see the following users on your BBS blacklist them...
Stargazer
Silent Death
Mr. T.
Jabba The Hut
The Software Surgeon
I don't care that released a picture of me, but they picked the wrong
person to do so, and for no absolute reason at all. Or was it because I
deleted these 11 year old lamers from my BBS. Oh well, Hey guys, release a
picture of me, i release a picture of you. I'll let everyone see what a true
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uSu - united States underground Written By: Napalm Death
Mail Sabotage
[uSu]
This is a small file on how to have fun with the mail, Remember
messing with mail is a federal offense, I do not recommend that
you do this and i do not condone the actions involved in this
text file (yeah right!)
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1. Here's a way to get free `local' mail, Just switch around the
return address with the receiver address, Say if your name is
John Doe, You would mail the letter to John doe, If the person
you wanted to mail the letter to was Jane Doe You would put Jane
Doe as the return address. And when the mailman sees that there
is no stamp he'll send it to the return address, Simple as that.
2. Here's a easy way to get money, Okay, get double sided
tape, and stick it in the mailbox (you know those mail carrier
things) and then go behind a bush or something and then look
back in it after someone puts mail in it, take the mail open
it, look for money, and then wait for the next person.
3. Mail Trucks usually have unlocked doors, So run in there
take a bag or box of letter, put them in a bag, and run!
4. Get like gasoline or anything, make a small fire
bomb, and put it in the mail carrier, burn all mail up.

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CastleNet(Baselink) <20><> <20><> <20><> <20><> <20><> uSu-RG
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.<2E><> united - States - underground <20><>.
.<2E><> The Sites <20><>.
.<2E><>BBS Name Node Number(s) Sysop Stat <20><>.
Crainiul Shutdown - 01 - 201[763-8971] - Cyberglitch - Zone
Crainiul Shutdown - 02 - 201[762-6035] - Cyberglitch - Zone
CastleNet - 01 - 908[388-7595] - The Shrink - Net-Link
DPSNet - 01 - 708[910-7907] - Marley Man - Net-Link
VoidNet - 01 - 708[852-8910] - Shadow Hawk - Net-Link
The Anarchy BBS - 01 - 201[992-5017] - The Anarchist - Hub
S. D. M. - 01 - 603[868-1894] - CounterPoint - Hub
The Outraged Citizens - 01 - 609[693-5165] - Spear - Hub
April Fools - 01 - 613[737-9459] - Practical Joker - Hub
Destructive Lunacy - 01 - 708[358-8117] - Weakness - Hub
Adios MotherFucker - 01 - 813[347-2547] - Vincent Guadrston- Hub
The North Star - 01 - 908[264-5042] - Grey Hawk - Hub
Infinity- Black Hole - 01 - 201[379-4694] - Fartknocker - Node
Metal Edge - 01 - 613[521-7366] - Stone Angel - Node
Satanic Remorse - 01 - 708[438-1047] - Helios - Node
The Midnight Club - 01 - 708[730-0521] - Mr. Rob - Node
The Midnight Club2 - 01 - 708[834-4178] - Homer - Node
Haunting The Chapel - 01 - 708[966-5746] - Angel of Death - Node
Piracretam - 01 - 813[996-3902] - Burning Chrome - Node
.<2E><> The Members <20><>.
.<2E><> The Prez <20><>.
Cyberglitch
.<2E><> The Conceptionists <20><>.
The Shrink - God Eater - The Forsaken
.<2E><> The Coders <20><>.
Cyberglitch - Lurch
.<2E><> The Writers <20><>.
Cyberglitch - Lurch - Mind Bender - The Anarchist - Napalm Death
Armageddon
.<2E><> What is uSu? <20><>.
uSu - united States underground. uSu was created January 15, 1993 by
Cyberglitch. uSu was created to inform/serve/and teach the public about the
mishaps and screwups of the industries and governmental authorities. By
letting people know what's really going on, it only insures everyone self
being, in not being left out. uSu covers the PEACH MTV scene, Phreaking/
Elite/Anarchy/Carding/Hacking Music/Trojan/Virii, and feels that if you wanna
know about it, then you should know about it. It's a god given right of
curosity. And is it would seem this country get's worse and worse, day by
day. Let's do something about it, show your government that the people are in
control.
.<2E><> How does one Join uSu? <20><>.
You might be asking yourself, oh what chance do i have in getting in
a PEACH MTV group. Well you'll never know unless you try. If you think you
can write about the scene, come let us know. We'll let you know straight
foward if you're uSu material. We won't bullshit you, we're here to educate
you. Not to leave you in the dark. If you have some good ideas, send us some
samples along with your handle and a number to get back to you at. If we like
your material we'll release it as the next uSu release. So if you think you
can write quality material, come let us know. We're allways interested. We
invite you to logon to the WHQ of uSu, Crainiul Shutdown, call 201-763-8971
and logon new and create yourself an account. In your New User Message upload
one of your best works. We'll get back to you as soon as possible
.<2E><> How does one Join uSu-Net? <20><>.
To join uSuNet, one is required to logon to Crainiul Shutdown and
logon as new and DL the Application packet, or look around for uSuNet02.Zip
on one of your favorite PEACH MTV BBS's near you. Send us your application,
i've revised the rules a bit, as long as your BBS is a PEACH MTV board, then
you deserve to belong in uSuNet, though you will need to setup something like
Front Door and must be up and fully running. There is no longer any limit to
the number of Nodes in uSuNet, we believe that the whole scene should be
informed, no just a fragment. uSu is based upon unity, trust in another
PEACH MTV'er.
.<2E><> Look out for the following <20><>.
USUP-001.ZIP - uSu Packet #1, issue numbers 001 to 010
USUP-002.ZIP - uSu Packet #2, issue numbers 011 to 030
USUP-003.ZIP - uSu Packet #3, issue numbers 021 to 030
.<2E><> Last Words <20><>.
uSu want's to Link with YOUR net! If you run a network, or know
someone who does. And you would like to link into uSuNet, please let us know
we're allways interested in linking new nets into uSuNet. We're looking for
all kinds of PEACH MTV material to spread around.
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USURPCHT.TXT | Exact information on USURPER 007 Armor, Magic, and Healings!
THIS IS GREMLINWARE, PLEASE DISTRIBUTE FREELY!
I, Tom Snyder, am not affiliated with the game or knownest by its authors.
I cannot guarantee the accuracy of this info even though I have triple
checked it. I am only human, so mistakes may have been made.
All comments/questions/suggestions/registrations should be directed to my
person at the address shown at the end of this file. Thank you.
The abbreviations are as follows; ARmor, HitPoints, StaMina, MaNa, STrength,
CHarisma, DeFense, DeXterity, WiSdom, AGility, ATtack.
ARMOR
## Item Gold AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures
--Body
01 Grass Coat 50 10
02 Wool Coat 300 20 1 1
03 Cloth 250 10
04 Leather Vest 500 20
05 Cardigan 1300 20 5 8 Blindness
06 Pink Sweater 1200 10 100
07 Plate Mail 1500 40
08 Corset 2500 20 5 5 5
09 Bathing Cos 5500 40 50 50
10 Anorak 19800 140 35 150 150
11 Sable Coat 3700 50
12 T-Shirt 150 10
13 Heavy Leath 3000 50
14 Banded Mail 4500 60
15 Ball-Gown 16000 70 150 25 150
--Shields AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures
16 Straw Shiel 500 10
17 Wooden Shie 1000 20
18 Leather Shi 2000 30
19 Reinforced 4500 40
20 Small Iron 6700 50
21 Iron Shield 7500 60
22 Orc Infantr 10000 70
23 Dragon Shie 15000 80 10
24 Wolf Shield 25000 90 2
25 Turtle Shel 45000 110 10
26 Elephant Sh 65000 120 13
27 Ivory Shiel 81000 100 35 10
28 Moon Shield 81000 30 35 10 Leprosy
--Head AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures
29 Grass Helme 100 10
30 Old Crown 150 10 -1
31 Flat Cap 2500 20
32 Bathing Cap 7500 40 15 100 100 Smallpox
33 Curlers 75 10
34 Green Beret 7000 40
35 Stetson 17000 70 15 15
36 Panama 10000 45 10 25
37 Fez 7000 30 15 35
38 Wooly Hat 1700 10
39 Sombrero 5800 70 3 Measles
40 Wool Cap 150 10
41 Straw Hat 250 20 1
42 Leather Hel 1000 50
43 Stone Helme 2500 100 -2
44 Brass Helme 3750 80 5
45 Iron Helmet 5500 120
46 Silver Helm 10500 150 10
47 Bowler 550 10 10
48 Bronze Helm 17900 200
49 Wig 4500 10 40
50 Top Hat 7500 50 5 15 5 15
51 Black Hood 2000 70
52 Feathers 6700 20 -5 10
53 White Helme 25000 300
54 Glass Helme 36800 280 -5 50 -2 8 8 28
--Face AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures
55 Monocle 2500 20 20 20
56 Veil 9400 10 15 50 5 Measles
57 Whiskers 250 10 15
58 False Nose 150 10 10
59 Death Mask 5000 50
60 Crape 2500 10
61 Crazy Goggl 750 20 15 15
62 Black Mask 10000 70 70
--Arm AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures
63 Grass Strap 250 10
64 Wool Straps 1000 20
65 Leather Str 2500 30
--Hand AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures
66 Grass Glove 250 10
67 Wool Gloves 750 20
68 Navy Gloves 2700 40 30 30
69 Heavy Leath 3500 40 5
--Feet AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures
70 Grass Boots 250 10
71 Wool Boots 500 20
72 Slippers 800 30 45
73 Leather Boo 1000 30
74 Reinforced 2000 40
75 Iron Boots 4500 50 -5 -2
76 Roller-Skat 11000 150 25
77 Red Pumps 7000 10 15
78 Elven Hunti 27000 70 20 10 30 Blindness
--Cloaks AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures
79 White Robe 500 10
80 Trench Coat 650 20 5
81 Kimono 1600 30 50 50 Smallpox
82 Toga 2600 30 55 Measles
83 Cowhide 7500 30 15
84 Dusty Robe 10500 20 10 10
85 Green Robe 25000 50 15
86 Judge-Gown 17000 80 150 15 150
--Leg AR HP SM MN ST CH DF DX WS AG AT Cures
87 Grass Pants 250 10
88 Wool Pants 750 20
89 Gabardine T 1750 10 10 5 20
90 Flannels 1500 30
91 Rocky Jeans 1250 30
92 Short Pants 5000 60 5
93 Leather Pan 2000 30
94 Reinforced 5500 40
95 Troll Pants 9500 60 5
96 Cotton Pant 3500 30 5
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Abbreviations are the same, though not in the same order.
MAGIC ITEMS
## Item Gold AR HP MN AT SM AG DF ST CH WS DX Cures
01 Copper Ring 1500 10 15
02 Steel Ring 25000 10 15 Smallpox
03 Gold Ring 90000 70 90
04 Green Neckl 1500 25
05 Cowbell 500 10 20
06 Bib 5 -20 -2 -20 -20 -20 (cursed)
07 Iron Neckla 7500 40 -5 -5
08 Grass Skirt 500 10
09 Leather Ski 1500 30 1
10 Heavy Leath 5500 50 5
11 Ivory Belt 8900 10
12 Yellow Belt 25 -20 -2 -2 -20 -2 -2 -2 -2 -2 (cursed)
13 Grass Belt 150 10 Blindness
14 Golden Apro 25000 50 30 70 70
15 Pink Skirt 2500 30
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HEALINGS
## Item Gold MN HP AG AR DF SM ST Cures
01 Red Balloon 10 10
02 Deer Horn 10600 18 20 10 14 10
03 Blue Stone 6500 35 25
04 Bath Brush 75 15 Smallpox
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<B>Note on this directory:</B> I am <I>very</I> aware there are a lot
of doubled files, and files desperately needing some editing. When I
have personally verified which of two files is the more complete, I
will make it the "canonical" version. Currently, I am just trying to
compile a rough, "version 1.0" version of my textfile collection,
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<B>Note on this directory:</B> I am <I>very</I> aware there are a lot
of doubled files, and files desperately needing some editing. When I
have personally verified which of two files is the more complete, I
will make it the "canonical" version. Currently, I am just trying to
compile a rough, "version 1.0" version of my textfile collection,
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[] uNDERGR()UD tECHN()L()GIES mAGAZINE UK []
[] volume 1, issue 1 jULY 1994 []
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Highway radar jamming by The Jolly Roger
Most drivers wanting to make better time on the open road will
invest in one of those expensive radar detectors. However, this
device will not work against a gun type radar unit in which the
radar signal is not present until the cop has your car in his
sights and pulls the trigger. Then it is TOO LATE for you to slow
down. A better method is to continuously jam any signal with a
radar signal of your own. I have tested this idea with the
cooperation of a local cop and found that his unit reads random
numbers when my car approached him. It is suprisingly easy to make
a low power radar transmitter. A nifty little semiconductor called
a Gunn Diode will generate microwaves when supplied with the 5 to
10 volt DC and enclosed in the correct size cavity (resonater). An
8 to 3 terminal regulator can be used to get this voltage from a
car's 12v system. However, the correct construction and tuning of
the cavity is difficult without good microwave measurement
equipment. Police radars commonly operate on the K band at 22 ghz.
Or more often on the X band at 10.525 ghz. most microwave intruder
alarms and motion detectors (mounted over automatic doors in
supermarkets & banks, etc.) contain a Gunn type
transmitter/receiver combination that transmits about 10 kilowatts
at 10.525 ghz. These units work perfectly as jammers. If you
cannot get one locally, write to Microwave Associates in
Burlington, Massachusettes and ask them for info on 'Gunnplexers'
for ham radio use. When you get the unit it may be mounted in a
plastic box on the dash or in a weather-proff enclosure behind the
PLASTIC grille. Switch on the power when on an open highway. The
unit will not jam radar to the side or behind the car so don't go
speeding past the radar trap. An interesting phenomena you will
notice is that the drivers who are in front of you who are using
detectors will hit their brakes as you approach large metal signs
and bridges. Your signal is bouncing off of these objects and
triggering their radar detectors! HAVE FUN!
-Jolly Roger-
P.S. If you are interested in this sort of thing, get a copy of
POPULAR COMMUNICATIONS. The ads in there tell you where you can
get all kinds of info on all kinds of neat equipment for all kinds
of neat things!
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[to get a GUNN DIODE as mentioned above, get in touch with Cirkit distributation Ltd. on (0992) 441306 or just pick up their summer 1994 catalogue from WH Smiths
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[ uNDERGR()UND tECHN()L()GIES mAGAZINE UK ]
[ volume 1, issue 1 jULY 1994 ]
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0800 # list
list made MAY 1994
note: (--------) means line not in use
0800+
899 244 possible modem
899 245 jap with music recorded kdd toll free not in service
899 246 jap (residental) ???
899 257 usa car firm ????
899 258 no reply
899 259 -------
899 260 -------
899 261 not in service
899 262 valley climate control must enter an extension # ( usa )
899 263 ctc operator
899 264 japan voice + bleep
899 265 usa cant be completed
899 266 no reply
899 267 thorn emi usa
899 268 jap ????
899 269 no reply
899 270 jap ????
899 271 just a tone.
899 272 no reply
899 273 usa intern industries
899 274 sex line ??????
899 275 music kdd not in service
899 276 tone ???
899 277 fax/modem
899 278 kdd disconected
899 279 european? home #
899 280 faxmodem
899 281 -----
899 282 jap + tone
899 283 plastic firm usa
899 284 jap +tone
899 285 no connection
899 286 kdd crap
899 287 rings then goes blank ????
899 288 usa firm ???
899 289 datatravels emergency service
899 290 ------
899 291 japan (home) ???
899 292 modem or fax
899 293 home number (i think)
899 294 continuous tone
899 295 ---
899 296 no reply
899 297 japan firm
899 298 japan recorded
899 299 ------
899 300------
899 301-----
899 302---
899 303 denver enterprises usa
899 304 ----
899 305 mja america usa
899 306 usa some company ???
899 307 sydney company ??
899 308 scanburg support usa ( ask for christian!!)
899 309 scanburg ( they put me on hold)
899 310 the operator told me that the number had been changed 202 466 3667 to 202 942 8788
899 311 southern matt gloss??? usa
899 312 not very good line (usa)
899 313 usa --------
899 314 amsco. asked for code then told me to contact nancy hoover on ext. 8436
899 315 ------
899 316 home numbe???
899 317----
899 318 ----
899 319 ---
899 320----
899 321 ----
899 322 ecowatch??? usa anyway
899 323 sabari ltd usa
899 324 ----
899 325 business usa
899 326 service securities usa??
899 327 ----
899 328 fax or modem
899 329 colors usa ( i spoke to shannen)???
899 330 -----
899 331 uk number (home??)
899 332 celltec technology usa
899 333 conference centre usa
899 334 lofts? usa
899 335 -----
899 336 ----
899 337---
899 338 ----
899 339 ----
899 340 ----
899 341--
899 342---
899 343 europe?
899 344----
899 345--
899 346 medi go usa ???
899 347 ----
899 348 fax/modem
899 349 some kind of ctc operator
899 350 engaged!!!!!
899 351 ------
899 352 european ????
899 353 ------
899 354 conference centre press * + confirmation code (american telecom??)
899 355 -------
899 356 era usa
899 357 universal pictures usa
899 358 unknown (engaged?)
899 359 inovative telecom corporation usa
899 360 fax/modem
899 361 investments usa ????
899 362 ------
899 363 ------
899 364 ----
899 365 ----
899 366 some usa travel firm
899 367 leisure services?? usa
899 368 homes and gardens (could it be military) they asked for a rank???
899 369 -------
899 370 solicitors??? ask for rhonda
899 371 north american travel usa
899 372 serol products?? usa
899 373 fax/modem
899 374 danmotor customer service usa
899 375 thorn EMI usa
899 376 engaged or out of service
899 377 woman said 'hello'
899 378 -----
899 379 -----
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extra 0800 numbers:
0800 500 005 - BT NEWS LINE (recorded)
0800 671 441 - BT COMPETITOR INFORMATION FAX DOWNLOAD

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[] volume 1, issue 1 jULY 1994 []
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10 'Mobile Identification Number (MIN) Generator for Cell PhonePhreaking
20 'Outlaw Telecommandos 4-FEB-89 updated: 1994 to UK version [oPTICAL]
30
BH$ = "0000000100100011010001010110011110001001101010111100110111101111"
40 DEF FNB$ (U) = MID$(BH$, 4 * U + 1, 4)
100 'main routine
105 CLS
110 PRINT : LINE INPUT "phone number ####-###-###:", PN$
115 IF PN$ = "" THEN STOP
120 CLS : PRINT : PRINT "MoBiLe iDeNtIfIcAtIoN nUmBeR (MIN) "
125 CLS : PRINT : PRINT "uK version MIN dECODER "
130 PRINT : PRINT "PHONE = "; PN$
135 A$ = LEFT$(PN$, 3)
140 B$ = MID$(PN$, 5, 3)
145 C$ = MID$(PN$, 9, 1)
150 D$ = RIGHT$(PN$, 3)
155 U$ = A$: GOSUB 300: MIN2$ = BN$
160 U$ = B$: GOSUB 300: MIN1$ = BN$ + FNB$((VAL(C$)))
165 U$ = D$: GOSUB 300: MIN1$ = MIN1$ + BN$
170 PRINT
175 PRINT "MIN1 = "; MIN1$
180 PRINT "MIN2 = "; MIN2$
185 PRINT "MIN = "; MIN1$ + MIN2$
190 GOTO 110
199 STOP
300 'convert 3-digit decimal to 10-digit binary
305 UU = 0
310 FOR K = 1 TO 3
315 U = (VAL(MID$(U$, K, 1)) + 9) MOD 10
320 UU = UU * 10 + U
325 NEXT K
330 H$ = RIGHT$("000" + HEX$(UU), 3)
335 BN$ = ""
340 FOR K = 1 TO LEN(H$)
345 BN$ = BN$ + FNB$(VAL("&H" + MID$(H$, K, 1)))
350 NEXT K
355 BN$ = RIGHT$(BN$, 10)
360 RETURN
365
999 END
[end of program] [in case you didn't notice, this program is written in basic]
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BODYCOUNT (10-24) +45-981-03807 VIRTUAL DREAMS DEVILSTAR
DEEP CORE [2NDZ] +45-751-27722 MST/QTX/DAMONES PENNYWISE & MEAN
EVIL DEAD +45-318-57016 INDEPENDENT STRIKER
HOSTILE BEHAVIOR +45-864-79143 INDEPENDENT BLACK VIRUS
FANTASIA +45-984-67678 INDEPENDENT PHRAIZER
ILLEGAL CONNECTION +45-426-42980 INDEPENDENT ACOMA
LIFE & SOUL +45-367-06676 ACCESS SUN BOY
MAINLINE #1 +45-981-53062 HUMANE/VANITY DUX
MAINLINE #2 +45-981-53562 HUMANE/VANITY DUX
MEGABYTE +45-428-81885 INDEPENDENT NASHUA
MERCYFUL FATE [3NDZ] +45-491-62110 ANTHROX METAL FORCE
METAL CONNECTION +45-744-35949 TRASH WOZZY
NONSTOP UP'N'DOWN [3NDZ] +45-383-35432 2000 A.D. ENERGY
NORTHERN EMPIRE +45-659-43572 INDEPENDENT MR.ORION
NORTHERN PALACE +45-459-35557 INDEPENDENT LECTOR
PIRATE'S PIT +45-972-52606 INDEPENDENT THUNDERKID
PLASTIC PASSION [5NDZ] +45-982-38413 CRYSTAL TARZAN
PUMA BBS +45-435-40664 FRACTION TUFF BRAIN
REBEL RESERVATION +45-353-67567 H.C.C. JAKE
SKY TOWER [2NDZ] +45-751-41009 KINGDOM ENZO
SOMEWHERE ONLINE [2NDZ] +45-596-53801 HUMANE/VANITY HELLHOUND
STATIC CHAOS #1 +45-864-37190 KINGDOM JSON
STATIC CHAOS #2 +45-864-39514 KINGDOM JSON
STONEHENGE +45-977-10681 SUBAGENTS DIZE
SUFFOCATION +45-491-80760 CRYSTAL RAMIREZ
SUSPERIA #1 +45-434-34236 HUMANE/VANITY ZANY
SUSPERIA #2 +45-434-34238 HUMANE/VANITY ZANY
THE FIRM +45-751-42650 MYSTIC ALF
THE JUDGE [3NDZ] +45-4371-8149 NEMESIS/EXTREME HOTBIER
THE LARCH +45-981-91706 REBELS YOBBO
TOWN OF TUNES +45-315-13187 TALENT DJENGHIS KHAN
WAREZ UNLIMITED +45-449-46208 2OOO AD GILLTHANAS
$ % ZONE 7 +45-435-37209 FANATIC MR.HYDE & HRBERG
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__/\__ + = New Board Name __/\__
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/_<>._\ % = New Number /_<>._\
\/ ^ = Open Again \/
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SOMEWHERE ONLINE \[OO]/ +45-596-53801
NONSTOP UP'N'DOWN /_<>._\ +45-383-35432
\/
or one off the othere boards im on
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Acoma / Independent * Tuff Brain / Fraction * Tarzan / Crystal
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<H1>Electronic Magazines: UXU (Underground eXperts United) (1991-2002)</H1>
<P>
Founded in 1991, based in Sweden, uXu was a good example of a textfile endeavor
where you can actually track the progression of a small social group through nearly
a decade. The files begin with descriptions of the computer "scene" of Sweden,
bombs, technology and eventually expands over the years to journal entries,
musings about philosphy, song lyrics, interviews, and a bunch of nice fellows
just letting you know what they're up to. All in all, good solid quality and
a fascinating study.
<P>
UXU put out its last issue in 2002.
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<TD BGCOLOR=#00AA00><FONT COLOR=#000000><B>Description of the Textfile</B><BR></TD></TR>
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/INDEX.000.380">INDEX.000.380</A> <tab to=T><TD> 101500<BR><TD> Index of Files 000 to 380 of uXu, with Long Descriptions
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-000.txt">uxu-000.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8069<BR><TD> An Introduction To uXu by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-001.txt">uxu-001.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15036<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-002.txt">uxu-002.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 29842<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-003.txt">uxu-003.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 24977<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-004.txt">uxu-004.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12072<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-005.txt">uxu-005.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14450<BR><TD> How To Get...Older Women by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-006.txt">uxu-006.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 45536<BR><TD> The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-007.txt">uxu-007.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3479<BR><TD> How To Get Even! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-008.txt">uxu-008.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3657<BR><TD> Car Explosion Look-Alike by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-009.txt">uxu-009.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1777<BR><TD> Making A Small Flame Thrower by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-010.txt">uxu-010.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3218<BR><TD> Miscellaneous Crimes by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-011.txt">uxu-011.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6992<BR><TD> Miscellaneous Terror by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-012.txt">uxu-012.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3752<BR><TD> Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-013.txt">uxu-013.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5345<BR><TD> Suicide! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-014.txt">uxu-014.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 39075<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-015.txt">uxu-015.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10490<BR><TD> uXu Index #1 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-016.txt">uxu-016.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8961<BR><TD> Preventing A Murder by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-017.txt">uxu-017.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11930<BR><TD> How To Cause Panic by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-018.txt">uxu-018.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 35330<BR><TD> Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-019.txt">uxu-019.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6610<BR><TD> OOOOoooo! by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-020.txt">uxu-020.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3134<BR><TD> How To Shrink A Head by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-021.txt">uxu-021.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21961<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-022.txt">uxu-022.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4080<BR><TD> How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-023.txt">uxu-023.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10060<BR><TD> Castle Chronicles Chapter One by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-024.txt">uxu-024.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6798<BR><TD> Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-025.txt">uxu-025.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11149<BR><TD> 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" by The Chief11k
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-026.txt">uxu-026.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11328<BR><TD> uXu Index #2 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-027.txt">uxu-027.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3972<BR><TD> The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-028.txt">uxu-028.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15138<BR><TD> The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-029.txt">uxu-029.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3307<BR><TD> Information Terrorism (At School) by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-030.txt">uxu-030.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7622<BR><TD> Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics by Mister Monochrome
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-031.txt">uxu-031.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3658<BR><TD> The Truth by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-032.txt">uxu-032.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9693<BR><TD> Castle Chronicles Chapter Two by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-033.txt">uxu-033.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 121904<BR><TD> uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBSby The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-034.txt">uxu-034.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3651<BR><TD> The Truth About Women by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-035.txt">uxu-035.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8378<BR><TD> Wpoeiwop by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-036.txt">uxu-036.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12554<BR><TD> uXu Index #3 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-037.txt">uxu-037.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3364<BR><TD> Anarchist Unite by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-038.txt">uxu-038.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5446<BR><TD> A Jolly Good Day In School by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-039.txt">uxu-039.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2835<BR><TD> Depth Charge by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-040.txt">uxu-040.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5349<BR><TD> Depression by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-041.txt">uxu-041.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3318<BR><TD> The Excuse by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-042.txt">uxu-042.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3576<BR><TD> Childish Thoughts by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-043.txt">uxu-043.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3678<BR><TD> The Anatomy Of Hate by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-044.txt">uxu-044.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3968<BR><TD> Golf Ball Enjoyment by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-045.txt">uxu-045.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2829<BR><TD> Fun With Electricity by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-046.txt">uxu-046.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5078<BR><TD> Acid Human Terrorism by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-047.txt">uxu-047.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14564<BR><TD> uXu Index #4 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-048.txt">uxu-048.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7717<BR><TD> AI by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-049.txt">uxu-049.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3252<BR><TD> Alarm! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-050.txt">uxu-050.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6302<BR><TD> Castle Chronicles Chapter Three by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-051.txt">uxu-051.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2823<BR><TD> How To Deal With The Police by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-052.txt">uxu-052.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7418<BR><TD> El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-053.txt">uxu-053.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10110<BR><TD> Friday The 17th by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-054.txt">uxu-054.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5212<BR><TD> Errors by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-055.txt">uxu-055.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9157<BR><TD> Eternal Life by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-056.txt">uxu-056.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5070<BR><TD> What Goes Around... by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-057.txt">uxu-057.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4682<BR><TD> I Know Who You Are! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-058.txt">uxu-058.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12670<BR><TD> The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-059.txt">uxu-059.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4171<BR><TD> Squib Jokeby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-060.txt">uxu-060.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6418<BR><TD> The Voice by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-061.txt">uxu-061.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6831<BR><TD> Torture With Things Laying Around At Home by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-062.txt">uxu-062.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17979<BR><TD> uXu Index #5 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-063.txt">uxu-063.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7362<BR><TD> Divine Problemsby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-064.txt">uxu-064.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10203<BR><TD> Castle Chronicles Chapter Fourby The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-065.txt">uxu-065.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8769<BR><TD> Listen Carefully by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-066.txt">uxu-066.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11305<BR><TD> The New Girl at Work by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-067.txt">uxu-067.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 106097<BR><TD> The Doors' Complete Lyrics by Quiksilver
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-068.txt">uxu-068.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3038<BR><TD> What Happened? by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-069.txt">uxu-069.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 28651<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-070.txt">uxu-070.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4938<BR><TD> A Joke for VMS-Users by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-071.txt">uxu-071.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6336<BR><TD> Judgement Day by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-072.txt">uxu-072.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17561<BR><TD> uXu Index #6 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-073.txt">uxu-073.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6890<BR><TD> Electricity by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-074.txt">uxu-074.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21021<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-075.txt">uxu-075.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7239<BR><TD> Toy Soldiers by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-076.txt">uxu-076.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13916<BR><TD> The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?" by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-077.txt">uxu-077.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6025<BR><TD> The Lost Soul by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-078.txt">uxu-078.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19287<BR><TD> How To Get...Older Women Part II by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-079.txt">uxu-079.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 40702<BR><TD> Smog's Revenge by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-080.txt">uxu-080.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 40142<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-081.txt">uxu-081.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4519<BR><TD> Laser Human Terrorism by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-082.txt">uxu-082.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4650<BR><TD> The Cure For Paranoia by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-083.txt">uxu-083.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18626<BR><TD> uXu Index #7 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-084.txt">uxu-084.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12213<BR><TD> 10th Generation by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-085.txt">uxu-085.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3034<BR><TD> H0w t0 fix ur kredit! by Sarlo
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-086.txt">uxu-086.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5839<BR><TD> Headhunterby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-087.txt">uxu-087.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3659<BR><TD> How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one) by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-088.txt">uxu-088.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16307<BR><TD> Backfire by The GNN/Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-089.txt">uxu-089.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5495<BR><TD> TIC - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts by Sarlo
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-090.txt">uxu-090.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5582<BR><TD> People of the Elite Scene - Yargh! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-091.txt">uxu-091.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2523<BR><TD> Clean Shaven Beauty by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-092.txt">uxu-092.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10754<BR><TD> Blackstone Rising by Sarlo
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-093.txt">uxu-093.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1694<BR><TD> Meanwhile by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-094.txt">uxu-094.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22516<BR><TD> uXu Index #8 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-095.txt">uxu-095.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5422<BR><TD> Feline Superiority by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-096.txt">uxu-096.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6133<BR><TD> The Family Man by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-097.txt">uxu-097.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14073<BR><TD> Criminal Me or Eat My Confessions Part 1 by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-098.txt">uxu-098.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8898<BR><TD> Utopia by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-099.txt">uxu-099.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6015<BR><TD> Two Poems in One by Phearless/The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-100.txt">uxu-100.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10884<BR><TD> A Year With uXu by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-101.txt">uxu-101.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6849<BR><TD> Sex! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-102.txt">uxu-102.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2401<BR><TD> Meaning Of Lifeby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-103.txt">uxu-103.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9648<BR><TD> Vampires Anno 90's by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-104.txt">uxu-104.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3158<BR><TD> Church Of The Re(A)listic by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-105.txt">uxu-105.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 23221<BR><TD> uXu Index #9 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-106.txt">uxu-106.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6834<BR><TD> What Do You Think About Bleed? by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-107.txt">uxu-107.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10758<BR><TD> uXu Lyrics: Curve - Doppelg<6C>nger (v2) by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-108.txt">uxu-108.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5524<BR><TD> Dental Torture by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-109.txt">uxu-109.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2961<BR><TD> Clean Shaven Beauty II by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-110.txt">uxu-110.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10291<BR><TD> The Civilized Primitive Prowler by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-111.txt">uxu-111.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7577<BR><TD> Now It Can Be Told - uXu Members Speaks Out by ALL
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-112.txt">uxu-112.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14116<BR><TD> uXu Lyrics: Curve - Pubic Fruit (v3) by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-113.txt">uxu-113.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8320<BR><TD> uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Just For a Day (v2) by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-114.txt">uxu-114.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22907<BR><TD> Elite Modemtraders by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-115.txt">uxu-115.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9769<BR><TD> Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter One by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-116.txt">uxu-116.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 25407<BR><TD> uXu Index #10 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-117.txt">uxu-117.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4110<BR><TD> The Missionary Man by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-118.txt">uxu-118.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10003<BR><TD> I O U by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-119.txt">uxu-119.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8431<BR><TD> ...As If Every Day... by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-120.txt">uxu-120.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11936<BR><TD> Pleasurehouse Interview by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-121.txt">uxu-121.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8881<BR><TD> Perpetum Mobile - Three Poems by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-122.txt">uxu-122.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17065<BR><TD> uXu Lyrics: Suredo, Pleasurehouse & A Shrine by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-123.txt">uxu-123.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7549<BR><TD> The Open Road Towards The Future by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-124.txt">uxu-124.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12697<BR><TD> Everything's Gonna Be Alright... by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-125.txt">uxu-125.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8744<BR><TD> They Are Comingby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-126.txt">uxu-126.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6690<BR><TD> Why? by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-127.txt">uxu-127.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 26450<BR><TD> uXu Index #11 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-128.txt">uxu-128.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7561<BR><TD> Als Sprach The GNN - Ten Topics by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-129.txt">uxu-129.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3714<BR><TD> The Anatomy Of Boredom by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-130.txt">uxu-130.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11675<BR><TD> Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Two by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-131.txt">uxu-131.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5692<BR><TD> Dream On by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-132.txt">uxu-132.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9464<BR><TD> The House Of The Criminally Insane by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-133.txt">uxu-133.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8485<BR><TD> The Twelve Miscellaneous Facts About Life by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-134.txt">uxu-134.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9083<BR><TD> The Last Night Of The World by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-135.txt">uxu-135.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6869<BR><TD> Death Is Rotten by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-136.txt">uxu-136.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7819<BR><TD> Live On Stage Again: Messiah! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-137.txt">uxu-137.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 27866<BR><TD> uXu Index #12 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-138.txt">uxu-138.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6843<BR><TD> The Last Frontier by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-139.txt">uxu-139.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10078<BR><TD> Letters To The State by Anon. Contributor
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-140.txt">uxu-140.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5834<BR><TD> The Killing Truth by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-141.txt">uxu-141.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10828<BR><TD> uXu Lyrics: Curve - Radio Sessions by The Chief11k
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-142.txt">uxu-142.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8422<BR><TD> The Lynch Mob by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-143.txt">uxu-143.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8280<BR><TD> Prometheus Symptom by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-144.txt">uxu-144.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5619<BR><TD> Vengeance!by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-145.txt">uxu-145.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6554<BR><TD> Rage! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-146.txt">uxu-146.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2045<BR><TD> The Power by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-147.txt">uxu-147.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 28931<BR><TD> uXu Index #13 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-148.txt">uxu-148.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 280634<BR><TD> Technophilia by Ikonoklast
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-149.txt">uxu-149.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6119<BR><TD> The Art Of Weirdnessby Bob Slack
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-150.txt">uxu-150.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6620<BR><TD> Declare War! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-151.txt">uxu-151.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19897<BR><TD> Hackers Against The Govt's New World Order by FreeStyle
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-152.txt">uxu-152.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10531<BR><TD> Settle For Nothing by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-153.txt">uxu-153.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7633<BR><TD> A Day For Tired People by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-154.txt">uxu-154.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9964<BR><TD> Suicidal Maniac's Shitty File by Suicidal Maniac
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-155.txt">uxu-155.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8433<BR><TD> Ripmax Top Tenners by Ripmax
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-156.txt">uxu-156.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4475<BR><TD> The Sad Part Of Raping by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-157.txt">uxu-157.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8322<BR><TD> uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Souvlaki by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-158.txt">uxu-158.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6026<BR><TD> Exciting Life by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-159.txt">uxu-159.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19256<BR><TD> Advanced Phreaking Using Cordless Phones by FreeStyle
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-160.txt">uxu-160.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 32254<BR><TD> uXu Index #14 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-161.txt">uxu-161.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7709<BR><TD> An Amazing Christmas Taleby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-162.txt">uxu-162.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7664<BR><TD> The Man Behind by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-163.txt">uxu-163.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9938<BR><TD> Bob - The Serial Killer by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-164.txt">uxu-164.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6566<BR><TD> How To Make a Bomb! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-165.txt">uxu-165.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7444<BR><TD> We Love You, Pigs! by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-166.txt">uxu-166.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8547<BR><TD> Interrogation by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-167.txt">uxu-167.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7702<BR><TD> Red Team by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-168.txt">uxu-168.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3161<BR><TD> 10 Ways To Cause Havoc in Public Toiletsby BLaZe
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-169.txt">uxu-169.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8138<BR><TD> The Stand by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-170.txt">uxu-170.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6510<BR><TD> A Theory of Justice - The Game Show by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-171.txt">uxu-171.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11460<BR><TD> Five Stories From The Metaphysical Workshop by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-172.txt">uxu-172.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 33183<BR><TD> uXu Index #15 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-173.txt">uxu-173.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5447<BR><TD> The Eternal Machine by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-174.txt">uxu-174.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8008<BR><TD> We Are The Robots by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-175.txt">uxu-175.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3513<BR><TD> Clean Shaven Beauty III by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-176.txt">uxu-176.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8666<BR><TD> Operation Moon Sucker by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-177.txt">uxu-177.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5424<BR><TD> Get Free Stuph and Kill People!!!!!by Basehead
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-178.txt">uxu-178.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4382<BR><TD> How To Talk With ET's Without Being... by Budha & Greg Iloy
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-179.txt">uxu-179.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6879<BR><TD> The Unpaid Workers of Politics by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-180.txt">uxu-180.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8810<BR><TD> Wild West by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-181.txt">uxu-181.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10784<BR><TD> Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Three by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-182.txt">uxu-182.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9940<BR><TD> Who Knows? by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-183.txt">uxu-183.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 34559<BR><TD> uXu Index #16 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-184.txt">uxu-184.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15706<BR><TD> The GNN's File #100 by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-185.txt">uxu-185.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4995<BR><TD> How To Avoid Letter-Bombs by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-186.txt">uxu-186.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7987<BR><TD> Lock-Picking Using The "Lock Clicker" by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-187.txt">uxu-187.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16808<BR><TD> Two-Two-Six-Eight by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-188.txt">uxu-188.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10804<BR><TD> The Fanatic Hunter by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-189.txt">uxu-189.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7585<BR><TD> Methods For Creating A Paranoid Lifestyle by Hedge & by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-190.txt">uxu-190.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13088<BR><TD> Gas Station by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-191.txt">uxu-191.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10805<BR><TD> How To Get... Older Women Part III by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-192.txt">uxu-192.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3981<BR><TD> Final Discovery by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-193.txt">uxu-193.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4740<BR><TD> Morality? by Das Model
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-194.txt">uxu-194.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6906<BR><TD> City Of Slaves by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-195.txt">uxu-195.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5557<BR><TD> The City by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-196.txt">uxu-196.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7629<BR><TD> The Good Life by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-197.txt">uxu-197.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4687<BR><TD> Ripmax Top Tenners #2 by Ripmax
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-198.txt">uxu-198.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5548<BR><TD> Cybernetic Escape Route by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-199.txt">uxu-199.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7477<BR><TD> Learn To Love Big Brother by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-200.txt">uxu-200.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21426<BR><TD> uXu Does Town 1994 by All But Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-201.txt">uxu-201.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13158<BR><TD> Reincarnation, Inc. by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-202.txt">uxu-202.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21076<BR><TD> Time Traveller's Guide - An Introduction by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-202.uue">uxu-202.uue</A> <tab to=T><TD> 39144<BR><TD> UUencoded Accompanying Image with UXU-202
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-203.txt">uxu-203.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 24543<BR><TD> Practical Redress by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-204.txt">uxu-204.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 38304<BR><TD> uXu Index #17 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-205.txt">uxu-205.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6620<BR><TD> Big Bang Phil by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-206.txt">uxu-206.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21882<BR><TD> The Nightfly by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-207.txt">uxu-207.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13121<BR><TD> Review: 'Bolero' by Jordan Leeby Dee P Binggeli
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-208.txt">uxu-208.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5590<BR><TD> What To Say by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-209.txt">uxu-209.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7385<BR><TD> Speech For The Defence by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-210.txt">uxu-210.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5172<BR><TD> How To Avoid Getting Hangover by McCoy
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-211.txt">uxu-211.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9414<BR><TD> Three Rendez-vous With The Men Of Power by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-212.txt">uxu-212.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8900<BR><TD> Population X by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-213.txt">uxu-213.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4640<BR><TD> Poetry Collection 1 by Bob Slack
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-214.txt">uxu-214.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6990<BR><TD> Poetry Collection 2 by Bob Slack
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-215.txt">uxu-215.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7574<BR><TD> Poetry Collection 3 by Bob Slack
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-216.txt">uxu-216.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6754<BR><TD> Fuck You, Stefan Kronqvist by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-217.txt">uxu-217.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9244<BR><TD> Psycho(logical)scope by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-218.txt">uxu-218.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7478<BR><TD> Everything You Need To Know About Techno by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-219.txt">uxu-219.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 45984<BR><TD> The Voter's Paradox by Leon Felkins
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-220.txt">uxu-220.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 39467<BR><TD> uXu Index #18 by Phearless/The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-221.txt">uxu-221.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6477<BR><TD> Escape Macabre, The by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-222.txt">uxu-222.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4729<BR><TD> Five Poemsby Mr Dude
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-223.txt">uxu-223.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4186<BR><TD> Final Mistake by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-224.txt">uxu-224.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3058<BR><TD> Contemplation In Rain by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-225.txt">uxu-225.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4830<BR><TD> Frozen Dreams by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-226.txt">uxu-226.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 39110<BR><TD> A Cooperative Society by Leon Felkins
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-227.txt">uxu-227.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4219<BR><TD> The uXu Quiz by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-228.txt">uxu-228.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7182<BR><TD> Histamin by Pivic
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-229.txt">uxu-229.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7888<BR><TD> Reel by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-230.txt">uxu-230.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15522<BR><TD> Poetry Collections by Bob Slack
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-231.txt">uxu-231.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7127<BR><TD> Terror Will Strike by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-232.txt">uxu-232.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9383<BR><TD> Sweet Celebration by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-233.jpg">uxu-233.jpg</A> <tab to=T><TD> 45990<BR><TD> Picture of the makers of uXu (Included for Completeness)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-233.uue">uxu-233.uue</A> <tab to=T><TD> 63392<BR><TD> UUencoded accompanying image with UXU 233
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-234.txt">uxu-234.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5834<BR><TD> Future Warby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-235.txt">uxu-235.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 41339<BR><TD> uXu Index #19 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-236.txt">uxu-236.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9879<BR><TD> Enforced by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-237.txt">uxu-237.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16195<BR><TD> HoHoCon '94 Review by Dr. No
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-238.txt">uxu-238.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9033<BR><TD> The Internet Hysteria by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-239.txt">uxu-239.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9110<BR><TD> Master Mind by Classified Know
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-240.txt">uxu-240.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8473<BR><TD> Survive IRC by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-241.txt">uxu-241.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6776<BR><TD> Ellen Keysby The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-242.txt">uxu-242.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8514<BR><TD> No More Secrets by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-243.txt">uxu-243.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2002<BR><TD> Meaning of? by Polish Polish
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-244.txt">uxu-244.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10433<BR><TD> The New World Order by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-245.txt">uxu-245.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8514<BR><TD> Party Timeby Pivic
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-246.txt">uxu-246.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10619<BR><TD> A Slight Miscalculation by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-247.txt">uxu-247.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5425<BR><TD> The 'Land by Hollywood
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-248.txt">uxu-248.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2949<BR><TD> What Is This Thing Called Progress? by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-249.txt">uxu-249.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 44576<BR><TD> uXu Index #20 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-250.txt">uxu-250.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8596<BR><TD> Swift Justice by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-251.txt">uxu-251.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8510<BR><TD> Your Own Life by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-252.txt">uxu-252.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9218<BR><TD> Letter To a Prisoner by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-253.txt">uxu-253.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9501<BR><TD> Guide To a College-Year Abroad by McCoy
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-254.txt">uxu-254.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2967<BR><TD> Is This Art? by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-255.txt">uxu-255.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6034<BR><TD> More Time! by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-256.txt">uxu-256.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9062<BR><TD> Angelby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-257.txt">uxu-257.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4052<BR><TD> Suicidal by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-258.txt">uxu-258.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8105<BR><TD> uXu And S.H.A., Facts And Fiction by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-259.txt">uxu-259.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 55289<BR><TD> Love, Sex And Marriage by Leon Felkins
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-260.txt">uxu-260.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10398<BR><TD> On 'Love, Sex And Marriage' by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-261.txt">uxu-261.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8805<BR><TD> A Guide To Paranoia by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-262.txt">uxu-262.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9784<BR><TD> To Kill a Bouncer by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-263.txt">uxu-263.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10115<BR><TD> The Evil Demon by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-264.txt">uxu-264.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2635<BR><TD> David Letterman by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-265.txt">uxu-265.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10943<BR><TD> DMV & 2D Bar Codes by Mario
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-266.txt">uxu-266.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3179<BR><TD> Year of Fun by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-267.txt">uxu-267.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10210<BR><TD> Respublicaby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-268.txt">uxu-268.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 46814<BR><TD> uXu Index #21 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-269.txt">uxu-269.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6344<BR><TD> Never Work With Amateurs by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-270.txt">uxu-270.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2649<BR><TD> Pray For Me by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-271.txt">uxu-271.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5925<BR><TD> American Nightmares by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-272.txt">uxu-272.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9303<BR><TD> Dramaby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-273.txt">uxu-273.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10723<BR><TD> Only The Lonely by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-274.txt">uxu-274.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5488<BR><TD> The Driving Test by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-275.txt">uxu-275.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3604<BR><TD> The Wind by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-276.txt">uxu-276.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5810<BR><TD> The Second Excuse by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-277.txt">uxu-277.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9626<BR><TD> Boy Racer by Pivic
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-278.txt">uxu-278.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7645<BR><TD> Guardians of The Masses by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-279.txt">uxu-279.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7275<BR><TD> Eric's Trip by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-280.txt">uxu-280.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10585<BR><TD> Hacker's Paradise by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-281.txt">uxu-281.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2787<BR><TD> Ripped Off - Big Time by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-282.txt">uxu-282.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2640<BR><TD> Pray For Us by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-283.txt">uxu-283.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3345<BR><TD> I Just Fell by Pivic3k
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-284.txt">uxu-284.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8977<BR><TD> The Sentence by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-285.txt">uxu-285.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2954<BR><TD> Running by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-286.txt">uxu-286.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5566<BR><TD> Stigma by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-287.txt">uxu-287.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4368<BR><TD> What Is? by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-288.txt">uxu-288.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3502<BR><TD> Orwell-Was-Ten-Years-Late by Pivic
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-289.txt">uxu-289.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 41559<BR><TD> uXu Index #22 by Mostly by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-290.txt">uxu-290.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4840<BR><TD> How To Hack And Get Caught by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-291.txt">uxu-291.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7601<BR><TD> Kraykkono Inn by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-292.txt">uxu-292.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5798<BR><TD> Help For The Average by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-293.txt">uxu-293.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7153<BR><TD> Freedom In A Cage by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-294.txt">uxu-294.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11453<BR><TD> Comments To The Unabomber Manifesto by Phearless/The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-295.txt">uxu-295.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6842<BR><TD> Less Known Dilemmas by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-296.txt">uxu-296.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3815<BR><TD> A Woman's Conscience by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-297.txt">uxu-297.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5696<BR><TD> The Last Cocktail Party by The GNN/Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-298.txt">uxu-298.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8325<BR><TD> An Introduction To Beer by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-299.txt">uxu-299.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16837<BR><TD> To Get To The Real Problems by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-300.txt">uxu-300.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7405<BR><TD> Paradox Crew by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-301.txt">uxu-301.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6089<BR><TD> To Lose Your Religion by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-302.txt">uxu-302.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10541<BR><TD> ABB Part I by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-303.txt">uxu-303.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6338<BR><TD> ABB Part II by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-304.txt">uxu-304.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7375<BR><TD> ABB Part III by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-305.txt">uxu-305.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3114<BR><TD> Loved Anyhow by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-306.txt">uxu-306.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2892<BR><TD> Kicksby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-307.txt">uxu-307.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4937<BR><TD> Losers' Guide To Becoming A Successful... by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-308.txt">uxu-308.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4589<BR><TD> Five Boxes In The Desert by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-309.txt">uxu-309.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13566<BR><TD> A Letter To The Editor by Leon Felkins
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-310.txt">uxu-310.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4748<BR><TD> The Voice by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-311.txt">uxu-311.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7604<BR><TD> Cognitive Neural Hardware And The Nerd by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-312.txt">uxu-312.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3701<BR><TD> The Invasion by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-313.txt">uxu-313.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8897<BR><TD> Middle Cuts by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-314.txt">uxu-314.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 46806<BR><TD> uXu Index #23 by The GNN/Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-315.txt">uxu-315.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8209<BR><TD> The Terrorists of Dissatisfaction by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-316.txt">uxu-316.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6703<BR><TD> Alien Invasion by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-317.txt">uxu-317.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3465<BR><TD> Daddy's Girl by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-318.txt">uxu-318.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3930<BR><TD> Bitte Denken! by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-319.txt">uxu-319.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6965<BR><TD> What Is This Thing Called The System? by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-320.txt">uxu-320.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3334<BR><TD> Time by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-321.txt">uxu-321.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4827<BR><TD> Critics by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-322.txt">uxu-322.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3311<BR><TD> Staying Sane by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-323.txt">uxu-323.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9576<BR><TD> Don't Date Me by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-324.txt">uxu-324.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6395<BR><TD> Games People Play by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-325.txt">uxu-325.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6456<BR><TD> Three Ways Total Losers Get Even by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-326.txt">uxu-326.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5298<BR><TD> Doing Dunblane by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-327.txt">uxu-327.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2070<BR><TD> Struggle by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-328.txt">uxu-328.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 28051<BR><TD> A Man In Need by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-329.txt">uxu-329.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7889<BR><TD> Under The Surface by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-330.txt">uxu-330.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5433<BR><TD> The Second uXu Quiz by uXu
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-331.txt">uxu-331.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6688<BR><TD> A Prayer For War by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-332.txt">uxu-332.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9715<BR><TD> Implants by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-333.txt">uxu-333.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4294<BR><TD> One Step Forward, Two Back by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-334.txt">uxu-334.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 82166<BR><TD> Bleed III by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-335.txt">uxu-335.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2548<BR><TD> Valentine's Day by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-336.txt">uxu-336.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 47476<BR><TD> uXu Index #24 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-337.txt">uxu-337.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7668<BR><TD> 6 Four A - Six Short Poems by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-338.txt">uxu-338.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3973<BR><TD> Taking a Bus Ride by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-339.txt">uxu-339.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15439<BR><TD> Screenplay: The Last Bullet by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-340.txt">uxu-340.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3307<BR><TD> Swedish Moose Surprise by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-341.txt">uxu-341.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5603<BR><TD> The Infinite Wisdom Chip by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-342.txt">uxu-342.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3634<BR><TD> Mind Expectations by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-343.txt">uxu-343.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3325<BR><TD> Medieval Dreams by Mercuri
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-344.txt">uxu-344.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13951<BR><TD> Screenplay: In The Colosseum by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-345.txt">uxu-345.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3203<BR><TD> Magic by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-346.txt">uxu-346.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21596<BR><TD> Mailing Lists - Part 1 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-347.txt">uxu-347.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3681<BR><TD> Head Full of Chewing Gum by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-348.txt">uxu-348.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3889<BR><TD> Poesis/The Slab1.0 by aleph-6
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-349.txt">uxu-349.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3884<BR><TD> More Than One Truth by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-350.txt">uxu-350.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8779<BR><TD> The Decline of The Swedish Underground by Dare Devil Show
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-351.txt">uxu-351.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3585<BR><TD> To Make Choices In Life by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-352.txt">uxu-352.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17553<BR><TD> Screenplay: Burn Time by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-353.txt">uxu-353.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3132<BR><TD> Why I Prefer To Be a Woman by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-354.txt">uxu-354.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12841<BR><TD> The Internet Word Reference Book - Chapter I by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-355.txt">uxu-355.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3001<BR><TD> The Creator by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-356.txt">uxu-356.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4679<BR><TD> Bukowski's Birthday by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-357.txt">uxu-357.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4580<BR><TD> Move by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-358.txt">uxu-358.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4831<BR><TD> The Point by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-359.txt">uxu-359.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3346<BR><TD> A Teacher's View by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-360.txt">uxu-360.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 70610<BR><TD> Screenplay Screen Shots by uXu
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-361.txt">uxu-361.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5944<BR><TD> Her Volvo by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-362.txt">uxu-362.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5115<BR><TD> Three Poems by Scott Poole
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-363.txt">uxu-363.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 50945<BR><TD> uXu Index #25 by The Chief51k
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-364.txt">uxu-364.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2264<BR><TD> Seven Steps In The Computer Evolution by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-365.txt">uxu-365.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3504<BR><TD> The Big C by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-366.txt">uxu-366.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3429<BR><TD> The Can And The Future by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-367.txt">uxu-367.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6570<BR><TD> The Computer Enthusiast by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-368.txt">uxu-368.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5947<BR><TD> The Girl And The Robot by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-369.txt">uxu-369.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5790<BR><TD> My Best Friend by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-370.txt">uxu-370.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6717<BR><TD> The Secret Actors by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-371.txt">uxu-371.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3162<BR><TD> Clipped Short And Back by Holly Day
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-372.txt">uxu-372.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9669<BR><TD> The Anatomy Of Pseudo-Science by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-373.txt">uxu-373.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3023<BR><TD> A Letter Never Sent by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-374.txt">uxu-374.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4245<BR><TD> The Crowd And The Stigma by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-375.txt">uxu-375.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4469<BR><TD> Sucksby DK
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-376.txt">uxu-376.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6938<BR><TD> Power Check by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-377.txt">uxu-377.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10990<BR><TD> Marauder by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-378.txt">uxu-378.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4298<BR><TD> Sleepy? by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-379.txt">uxu-379.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11922<BR><TD> Alienated Relationships by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-380.txt">uxu-380.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 47267<BR><TD> uXu Index #26 by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-381.txt">uxu-381.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7368<BR><TD> The Greatest Madnessby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-382.txt">uxu-382.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4039<BR><TD> Why I Don't Talk by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-383.txt">uxu-383.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8522<BR><TD> The Book by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-384.txt">uxu-384.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17340<BR><TD> Philosophy For Beginners by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-385.txt">uxu-385.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4473<BR><TD> The Life Of Pac-Man by Intoxicating
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-386.txt">uxu-386.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4760<BR><TD> Stockholm At Midnight by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-387.txt">uxu-387.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22909<BR><TD> Scenes Of The Assassin by DisordeR
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-388.txt">uxu-388.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6044<BR><TD> The Real You? by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-389.txt">uxu-389.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3367<BR><TD> Cry by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-390.txt">uxu-390.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12874<BR><TD> Encounter With The Populace by Joseph & by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-391.txt">uxu-391.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3316<BR><TD> On The Airby HC
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-392.txt">uxu-392.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5553<BR><TD> It Is Not Obvious That A Machine Can Think by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-393.txt">uxu-393.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4517<BR><TD> The Argument Of The Atheist by Intoxicating
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-394.txt">uxu-394.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9412<BR><TD> Starving In The Company Of Beautiful Women by Michael W Dean
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-395.txt">uxu-395.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8807<BR><TD> An Ordinary Day In The Life Of Adam by The uXu Crew
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-396.txt">uxu-396.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18615<BR><TD> uXu Index #27 by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-397.txt">uxu-397.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4251<BR><TD> Detour by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-398.txt">uxu-398.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3461<BR><TD> Inner Demons by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-399.txt">uxu-399.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4702<BR><TD> Hypocrite by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-400.txt">uxu-400.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11286<BR><TD> For Your Own Good by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-401.txt">uxu-401.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4662<BR><TD> Die Old and Avoid Accidents? By Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-402.txt">uxu-402.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7658<BR><TD> My Collection of Rejection Letters by the GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-403.txt">uxu-403.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5889<BR><TD> Firstborn by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-404.txt">uxu-404.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11406<BR><TD> Is Meat Murder? By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-405.txt">uxu-405.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4368<BR><TD> Raised Carefully by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-406.txt">uxu-406.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7381<BR><TD> States of Confusion by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-407.txt">uxu-407.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5522<BR><TD> Drunk but Devine by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-408.txt">uxu-408.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5493<BR><TD> Pills by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-409.txt">uxu-409.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5728<BR><TD> Another Day by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-410.txt">uxu-410.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18647<BR><TD> uXu Index #28 - 1-Aug-97 by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-411.txt">uxu-411.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6191<BR><TD> Writer's Block By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-412.txt">uxu-412.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2019<BR><TD> Introspection by Jay Miller
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-413.txt">uxu-413.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4329<BR><TD> Chest Shot by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-414.txt">uxu-414.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6756<BR><TD> A Meager Attempt By Sophia
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-415.txt">uxu-415.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3736<BR><TD> Chen By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-416.txt">uxu-416.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4912<BR><TD> The Paradox by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-417.txt">uxu-417.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 38100<BR><TD> On Friendship By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-418.txt">uxu-418.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3494<BR><TD> Old Buk in the Holy City by Moshe Benarroch
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-419.txt">uxu-419.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9340<BR><TD> How to Get More Sex by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-420.txt">uxu-420.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2184<BR><TD> Life Is by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-421.txt">uxu-421.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3997<BR><TD> How Do One FInd New Friends by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-422.txt">uxu-422.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8125<BR><TD> Malfunction By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-423.txt">uxu-423.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9582<BR><TD> Modus Operandi By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-424.txt">uxu-424.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3277<BR><TD> Neighbor Trouble by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-425.txt">uxu-425.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8502<BR><TD> The Fictional Parent by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-426.txt">uxu-426.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4071<BR><TD> Neighbor Trouble II by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-427.txt">uxu-427.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6814<BR><TD> Freudipus by George Kozom
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-428.txt">uxu-428.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11570<BR><TD> Genetic Moralism by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-429.txt">uxu-429.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19715<BR><TD> uXu Index #29 - 18-Apr-98 by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-430.txt">uxu-430.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10460<BR><TD> Virginia is for Fighters by Michael W. Dean
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-431.txt">uxu-431.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1761<BR><TD> Teenage Killer by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-432.txt">uxu-432.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8250<BR><TD> To Kill Time by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-433.txt">uxu-433.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 35386<BR><TD> Saving Johnny by Max West
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-434.txt">uxu-434.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11398<BR><TD> The Strangest Thing Happened In Keflavik by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-435.txt">uxu-435.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16190<BR><TD> George by DisordeR
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-436.txt">uxu-436.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5198<BR><TD> Conceptual Clarification: Right By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-437.txt">uxu-437.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6685<BR><TD> What Happened After By James M. Ramone
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-438.txt">uxu-438.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3077<BR><TD> Brief Note to Headquarters By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-439.txt">uxu-439.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5505<BR><TD> Intruder Alert 1991-93 By Clown Manne
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-440.txt">uxu-440.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5353<BR><TD> Black and White by DisordeR
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-441.txt">uxu-441.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16566<BR><TD> Screenplay: The Terrorists by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-442.txt">uxu-442.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2331<BR><TD> First Fileby First Kid
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-443.txt">uxu-443.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4118<BR><TD> Forbidden File by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-444.txt">uxu-444.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2835<BR><TD> Modern Metaphor by Speed Devil Show
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-445.txt">uxu-445.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3460<BR><TD> Standing Before God by Intoxicating
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-446.txt">uxu-446.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15923<BR><TD> uXu Index #30 by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-447.txt">uxu-447.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 30820<BR><TD> Nicky And The Porn Queen by Rich Logsdon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-448.txt">uxu-448.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1791<BR><TD> Help by The Dwarf
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-449.txt">uxu-449.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4691<BR><TD> Hacker Ethics by drazQ
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-450.txt">uxu-450.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11886<BR><TD> Sphincter Hatch by Max West
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-451.txt">uxu-451.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6048<BR><TD> The Mystery Of The Dead Fish by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-452.txt">uxu-452.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2850<BR><TD> Dream Bursts by Lamont Prell
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-453.txt">uxu-453.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3562<BR><TD> So You Want To Be A Hacker? by drazQ
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-454.txt">uxu-454.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4435<BR><TD> Writhing Wisdom by Janet Buck
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-455.txt">uxu-455.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10052<BR><TD> After Keflavik by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-456.txt">uxu-456.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5076<BR><TD> Strangers by Noel Ace
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-457.txt">uxu-457.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3829<BR><TD> Death Is Not The End by GNN/Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-458.txt">uxu-458.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4106<BR><TD> Mudfishes by Robert J Berry
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-459.txt">uxu-459.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12772<BR><TD> Erratic Sleep by Marie Kazalia
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-460.txt">uxu-460.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4464<BR><TD> Inability - Operator's Manual by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-461.txt">uxu-461.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21675<BR><TD> Website Oblivion by Max West
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-462.txt">uxu-462.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2204<BR><TD> Teenage Killer Strikes Again by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-463.txt">uxu-463.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2978<BR><TD> Five Site Reviews by Speed Devil Show
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-464.txt">uxu-464.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9506<BR><TD> Epoque by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-465.txt">uxu-465.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17528<BR><TD> uXu Index #31 by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-466.txt">uxu-466.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4639<BR><TD> Chapel Mornings by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-467.txt">uxu-467.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10903<BR><TD> One Night In The Asshole Saloon by Max West
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-468.txt">uxu-468.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5517<BR><TD> Instant Witness by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-469.txt">uxu-469.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2271<BR><TD> Stay & Reality - Two Poems by Pam Sanders
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-470.txt">uxu-470.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8094<BR><TD> Bio Hazardby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-471.txt">uxu-471.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4857<BR><TD> The Voice Of Destiny by Michael Berman
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-472.txt">uxu-472.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8375<BR><TD> A Man And His Cat by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-473.txt">uxu-473.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2338<BR><TD> Nataraja & Silence - Two Poems by Ahila
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-474.txt">uxu-474.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5485<BR><TD> Memento Mori by Blackfire
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-475.txt">uxu-475.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6835<BR><TD> Insignificant Showdown In Central Europe by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-476.txt">uxu-476.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3497<BR><TD> Random Thoughts Of Bob Slack by Bob Slack
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-477.txt">uxu-477.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 29540<BR><TD> I Am Alex by Rich Logsdon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-478.txt">uxu-478.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 31277<BR><TD> A Trailer Park Fairy Tale by M. James Dinniman
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-479.txt">uxu-479.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5525<BR><TD> Heading For A Dark Future by Blackfire
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-480.txt">uxu-480.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3854<BR><TD> Private Sphere by Speed Devil Show
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-481.txt">uxu-481.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7990<BR><TD> A Happy Christmas Story by Max West
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-482.txt">uxu-482.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17080<BR><TD> uXu Index #32 by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-483.txt">uxu-483.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5109<BR><TD> Twist, by the GNN/DCS
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-484.txt">uxu-484.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2431<BR><TD> Of Fear, by Nadene Wiggins
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-485.txt">uxu-485.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5474<BR><TD> The Anatomy of Hate (Revised) by the GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-486.txt">uxu-486.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2528<BR><TD> Riding the 5:15 by BJ Moore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-487.txt">uxu-487.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1934<BR><TD> A Dish Served Very Cold by Kevin J. Miller
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-488.txt">uxu-488.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9295<BR><TD> Eight Poems, by Robert J. Berry
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-489.txt">uxu-489.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1906<BR><TD> A Conspiracy of One by Kevin J. Miller
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-490.txt">uxu-490.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21927<BR><TD> Mendoza's Jelly Problems, by Max West
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-491.txt">uxu-491.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6987<BR><TD> The Machinery of Desire by the GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-492.txt">uxu-492.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11437<BR><TD> Smoke, by Mobys Dick
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-493.txt">uxu-493.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6659<BR><TD> States of Confusion: Reply to Critics by the GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-494.txt">uxu-494.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2356<BR><TD> The Lost Bar Fight by Jay DeKalb
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-495.txt">uxu-495.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4495<BR><TD> Zula Betula, by Cindy
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-496.txt">uxu-496.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2937<BR><TD> True Robot by the GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-497.txt">uxu-497.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3707<BR><TD> Nothing Comes from Nothing, by Absolute Zero
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-498.txt">uxu-498.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16711<BR><TD> uXu Index #33 - 21-Mar-99 by Bravemore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-499.txt">uxu-499.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14046<BR><TD> Last Flight to Keflavik by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-500.txt">uxu-500.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18928<BR><TD> Just a Number by the uXu Concept
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-501.txt">uxu-501.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1856<BR><TD> Tired, by Mark Broomhall
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-502.txt">uxu-502.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11566<BR><TD> Happiness by Chieftain
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-503.txt">uxu-503.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2063<BR><TD> Five The Younger By Ivy Lou
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-504.txt">uxu-504.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4170<BR><TD> Micro$haft By Stormavik
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-505.txt">uxu-505.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1876<BR><TD> I Carry By Murphdog
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-506.txt">uxu-506.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4450<BR><TD> A Reason Why We Do Not Learn From History By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-507.txt">uxu-507.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15674<BR><TD> Toes, Man! By Max West
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-508.txt">uxu-508.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4222<BR><TD> The Change In The Computer Elite By Stormavik
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-509.txt">uxu-509.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4012<BR><TD> While The Rest Of The World Is Asleep By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-510.txt">uxu-510.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1832<BR><TD> To Stephen After the Storm By Utahna Faith
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-511.txt">uxu-511.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6730<BR><TD> Peter Haynes International Operations By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-512.txt">uxu-512.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19680<BR><TD> The Poetry Of Travis Ray Cole By Travis Ray Cole
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-513.txt">uxu-513.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19448<BR><TD> Jabberwalk With Me By Michael W Dean
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-514.txt">uxu-514.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6316<BR><TD> Diary Entry 81599 By DisordeR
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-515.txt">uxu-515.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7911<BR><TD> Are You A Closet Intellectual? By Gene-Michael Higney
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-516.txt">uxu-516.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17850<BR><TD> uXu Index #34 - 11-Sep-99 By Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-517.txt">uxu-517.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1916<BR><TD> Killers By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-518.txt">uxu-518.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2110<BR><TD> We The People & Mythical Advice By Roz
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-519.txt">uxu-519.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6574<BR><TD> In The Western World By Laurence Overmire
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-520.txt">uxu-520.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5431<BR><TD> Aesthetics By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-521.txt">uxu-521.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 32963<BR><TD> Ionization By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-522.txt">uxu-522.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4571<BR><TD> The Investigator's Problem By Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-523.txt">uxu-523.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3679<BR><TD> The Perfect Mechanical Clone By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-524.txt">uxu-524.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5114<BR><TD> Regarding My 'Signs' By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-525.txt">uxu-525.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5366<BR><TD> End Of Noise By Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-526.txt">uxu-526.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4845<BR><TD> Worlds By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-527.txt">uxu-527.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3192<BR><TD> Wild Orchid Moments By Duane Locke
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-528.txt">uxu-528.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7807<BR><TD> Anatomy Of The Cynic By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-529.txt">uxu-529.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6088<BR><TD> BBspam v0.1 By The uXu
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-530.txt">uxu-530.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14747<BR><TD> uXu Index #35 - 30-Dec-99 By Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-531.txt">uxu-531.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6580<BR><TD> Fatal Accident Insurance Fraud By Russel Hallberg Jr
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-532.txt">uxu-532.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 31027<BR><TD> The Coup By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-533.txt">uxu-533.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 46850<BR><TD> Old School Collection By DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-534.txt">uxu-534.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 33097<BR><TD> Viv's House By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-535.txt">uxu-535.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2491<BR><TD> The Day Of The Speed Devil By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-536.txt">uxu-536.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1947<BR><TD> Child Molester And More Poetry By Kenneth Pobo
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-537.txt">uxu-537.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 31015<BR><TD> The Shunned Consultant By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-538.txt">uxu-538.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5019<BR><TD> Poetry Collection By DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-539.txt">uxu-539.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9265<BR><TD> Perpetual Masquerade By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-540.txt">uxu-540.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8540<BR><TD> Dostoyevsky And The Brothers Karamazov By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-541.txt">uxu-541.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5820<BR><TD> Transparent Ribbon Campaign By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-542.txt">uxu-542.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2310<BR><TD> Lost And Found Years By Speed Devil Show
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-543.txt">uxu-543.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14798<BR><TD> uXu Index #36 - 27-Mar-00 By Bravemoore/The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-544.txt">uxu-544.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6119<BR><TD> Godfather Dad By Russel Hallberg Jr
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-545.txt">uxu-545.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 37758<BR><TD> Conveyor By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-546.txt">uxu-546.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2108<BR><TD> Yearning For A Fish And Gasoline By Sevrin
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-547.txt">uxu-547.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 32509<BR><TD> Song Of A Bird Perched On A Rusty Gear By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-548.txt">uxu-548.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1994<BR><TD> We Did Not Whimsy By Mark Phillips
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-549.txt">uxu-549.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 31235<BR><TD> People I Met Hitchhiking: Minnesota To Nevada By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-550.txt">uxu-550.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3413<BR><TD> Only An Angel By Sevrin
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-551.txt">uxu-551.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 32219<BR><TD> Looking Back In Terror By Simon Moleke-Njie
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-552.txt">uxu-552.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2858<BR><TD> Cripple Quota By Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-553.txt">uxu-553.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4083<BR><TD> Collected What Nots By Laura Aurora
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-554.txt">uxu-554.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 33012<BR><TD> Manouvers Far From The Front By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-555.txt">uxu-555.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 31117<BR><TD> Old School Collection II By DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-556.txt">uxu-556.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4794<BR><TD> Central Ideas... Noam Chomsky & Jerry Mander By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-557.txt">uxu-557.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3569<BR><TD> Back In New York By Shane Jones
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-558.txt">uxu-558.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15636<BR><TD> uXu Index #37 - 04-Aug-00 By Bravemoore/The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-559.txt">uxu-559.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3496<BR><TD> Don't Drink the Water By Jason Gurley
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-560.txt">uxu-560.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11322<BR><TD> Freedom By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-561.txt">uxu-561.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3761<BR><TD> False Confessions from a Fallen Angel By Laura Aurora
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-562.txt">uxu-562.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5450<BR><TD> How To Maintain Happiness And Relieve Stress By DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-563.txt">uxu-563.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21594<BR><TD> A Saga Of The African Child By Simon Moleke-Njie
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-564.txt">uxu-564.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11096<BR><TD> Review of 'Natural Capitalism' By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-565.txt">uxu-565.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6711<BR><TD> Hold On By William Hockney
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-566.txt">uxu-566.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7058<BR><TD> The Day All Words Lost Their Meaning By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-567.txt">uxu-567.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9646<BR><TD> DIzzIE Poetry By DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-568.txt">uxu-568.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 25846<BR><TD> At A Trailer In The Woods By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-569.txt">uxu-569.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4755<BR><TD> Stashu Kapinski In A Family Way By Joseph Lisowski
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-570.txt">uxu-570.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 24080<BR><TD> From Warsaw To Room 134 At Debak By Simon Moleke-Njie
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-571.txt">uxu-571.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4403<BR><TD> USA Election 2000 By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-572.txt">uxu-572.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7145<BR><TD> Hesiod And The Muse By Doug Tanoury
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-573.txt">uxu-573.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3862<BR><TD> Forest Thump By DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-574.txt">uxu-574.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 49461<BR><TD> Ratt-Tat-Tatt By Vasilis Afxentiou
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-575.txt">uxu-575.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2888<BR><TD> Living In Hawaii By Steven Zeigler
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-576.txt">uxu-576.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19447<BR><TD> uXu Index #38 - 17-Dec-00 By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-577.txt">uxu-577.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14403<BR><TD> US Reserve Insurance Fraud... By Ralph Singleton Jr
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-578.txt">uxu-578.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2406<BR><TD> Green Leaves & Yellow Flowers By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-579.txt">uxu-579.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11290<BR><TD> Eden By Freon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-580.txt">uxu-580.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15096<BR><TD> Charlie's Exile Blues By Simon Moleke-Njie
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-581.txt">uxu-581.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2449<BR><TD> Little Johny By DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-582.txt">uxu-582.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6714<BR><TD> One World, Ready or Not By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-583.txt">uxu-583.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3880<BR><TD> Listen! By Freon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-584.txt">uxu-584.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2124<BR><TD> Gothenburg City 2001 By Bravemoore/The GNN/Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-585.txt">uxu-585.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15597<BR><TD> The Sea By Freon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-586.txt">uxu-586.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3444<BR><TD> Tuchas Offen Tisch by Christopher Mulrooney
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-587.txt">uxu-587.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3228<BR><TD> Two Haikus and One Poem by R K Singh
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-588.txt">uxu-588.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 45220<BR><TD> The Midnight Dance At Noon by Simon Moleke-Njie
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-589.txt">uxu-589.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11036<BR><TD> Review: The Crisis of Global Capitalism... by Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-590.txt">uxu-590.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5646<BR><TD> 'Twas the Night Before Christmas by DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-591.txt">uxu-591.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12439<BR><TD> The Spirit of Wigilia Simon by Moleke-Njie
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-592.txt">uxu-592.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3654<BR><TD> I'm Trying by Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-593.txt">uxu-593.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17025<BR><TD> uXu Index #39 by Bravemoore/The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-594.txt">uxu-594.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2036<BR><TD> Anthem For Humanity by Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-595.txt">uxu-595.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5353<BR><TD> Top 10: Why Life Is Like A Bed Of Roses by DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-596.txt">uxu-596.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9199<BR><TD> Sore Loser's Anthology by Freon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-597.txt">uxu-597.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 31998<BR><TD> My Neighbors & I by Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-598.txt">uxu-598.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4825<BR><TD> Glasgow City 2001 by Various
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-599.txt">uxu-599.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4194<BR><TD> I Dance in Circles from the Bridge by Jay DeKalb
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-600.txt">uxu-600.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1555<BR><TD> Decade. One. uXu. by uXu
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-601.txt">uxu-601.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13371<BR><TD> Second Coming, Limited by Freon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-602.txt">uxu-602.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6784<BR><TD> Jack & The Reformatory by Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-603.txt">uxu-603.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4251<BR><TD> Stained Hands by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-604.txt">uxu-604.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 39675<BR><TD> Majik Lisa by Guliani
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-605.txt">uxu-605.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2152<BR><TD> My Castle Called Life by Matthew Hewitt
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-606.txt">uxu-606.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12169<BR><TD> Five Poems by Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-607.txt">uxu-607.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 20311<BR><TD> Altruism And The Open Source Movement by Freon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-608.txt">uxu-608.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11047<BR><TD> Personal Essay: Bookwarez & Text File Scene by DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-609.txt">uxu-609.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10123<BR><TD> An Apologetic For The Pretty Pictures by Huewle
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-610.txt">uxu-610.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 76819<BR><TD> The Anti-Apocalypse by Peter Hogg
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-612.txt">uxu-612.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3026<BR><TD> Sperm Donor Clown by Rachel I. Dotson
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-613.txt">uxu-613.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2315<BR><TD> From the Deep by Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-614.txt">uxu-614.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7107<BR><TD> Trotting To China Simon Moleke-Njie
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-615.txt">uxu-615.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4096<BR><TD> Imagine Being In Power by Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-616.txt">uxu-616.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1767<BR><TD> Bowed heads of Palms by Stephanie
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="UXU/uxu-617.txt">uxu-617.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17357<BR><TD> uXu Index #40 by Bravemoore/The GNN
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<H1>Electronic Magazines: UXU (Underground eXperts United) (1991-2002)</H1>
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Founded in 1991, based in Sweden, uXu was a good example of a textfile endeavor
where you can actually track the progression of a small social group through nearly
a decade. The files begin with descriptions of the computer "scene" of Sweden,
bombs, technology and eventually expands over the years to journal entries,
musings about philosphy, song lyrics, interviews, and a bunch of nice fellows
just letting you know what they're up to. All in all, good solid quality and
a fascinating study.
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UXU put out its last issue in 2002.
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<TD BGCOLOR=#000000><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Filename</B><BR></FONT></TD>
<TD BGCOLOR=#002200><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Size</B><BR></FONT></TD>
<TD BGCOLOR=#004400><FONT COLOR=#FFFFFF><B>Description of the Textfile</B><BR></TD></TR>
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<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="INDEX.000.380">INDEX.000.380</A> <tab to=T><TD> 101500<BR><TD> Index of Files 000 to 380 of uXu, with Long Descriptions
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-000.txt">uxu-000.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8069<BR><TD> An Introduction To uXu by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-001.txt">uxu-001.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15036<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-002.txt">uxu-002.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 29842<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-003.txt">uxu-003.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 24977<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-004.txt">uxu-004.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12072<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-005.txt">uxu-005.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14450<BR><TD> How To Get...Older Women by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-006.txt">uxu-006.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 45536<BR><TD> The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-007.txt">uxu-007.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3479<BR><TD> How To Get Even! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-008.txt">uxu-008.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3657<BR><TD> Car Explosion Look-Alike by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-009.txt">uxu-009.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1777<BR><TD> Making A Small Flame Thrower by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-010.txt">uxu-010.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3218<BR><TD> Miscellaneous Crimes by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-011.txt">uxu-011.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6992<BR><TD> Miscellaneous Terror by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-012.txt">uxu-012.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3752<BR><TD> Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-013.txt">uxu-013.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5345<BR><TD> Suicide! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-014.txt">uxu-014.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 39075<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-015.txt">uxu-015.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10490<BR><TD> uXu Index #1 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-016.txt">uxu-016.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8961<BR><TD> Preventing A Murder by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-017.txt">uxu-017.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11930<BR><TD> How To Cause Panic by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-018.txt">uxu-018.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 35330<BR><TD> Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-019.txt">uxu-019.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6610<BR><TD> OOOOoooo! by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-020.txt">uxu-020.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3134<BR><TD> How To Shrink A Head by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-021.txt">uxu-021.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21961<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-022.txt">uxu-022.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4080<BR><TD> How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-023.txt">uxu-023.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10060<BR><TD> Castle Chronicles Chapter One by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-024.txt">uxu-024.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6798<BR><TD> Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-025.txt">uxu-025.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11149<BR><TD> 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" by The Chief11k
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-026.txt">uxu-026.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11328<BR><TD> uXu Index #2 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-027.txt">uxu-027.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3972<BR><TD> The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-028.txt">uxu-028.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15138<BR><TD> The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-029.txt">uxu-029.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3307<BR><TD> Information Terrorism (At School) by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-030.txt">uxu-030.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7622<BR><TD> Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics by Mister Monochrome
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-031.txt">uxu-031.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3658<BR><TD> The Truth by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-032.txt">uxu-032.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9693<BR><TD> Castle Chronicles Chapter Two by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-033.txt">uxu-033.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 121904<BR><TD> uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBSby The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-034.txt">uxu-034.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3651<BR><TD> The Truth About Women by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-035.txt">uxu-035.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8378<BR><TD> Wpoeiwop by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-036.txt">uxu-036.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12554<BR><TD> uXu Index #3 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-037.txt">uxu-037.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3364<BR><TD> Anarchist Unite by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-038.txt">uxu-038.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5446<BR><TD> A Jolly Good Day In School by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-039.txt">uxu-039.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2835<BR><TD> Depth Charge by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-040.txt">uxu-040.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5349<BR><TD> Depression by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-041.txt">uxu-041.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3318<BR><TD> The Excuse by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-042.txt">uxu-042.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3576<BR><TD> Childish Thoughts by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-043.txt">uxu-043.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3678<BR><TD> The Anatomy Of Hate by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-044.txt">uxu-044.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3968<BR><TD> Golf Ball Enjoyment by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-045.txt">uxu-045.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2829<BR><TD> Fun With Electricity by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-046.txt">uxu-046.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5078<BR><TD> Acid Human Terrorism by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-047.txt">uxu-047.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14564<BR><TD> uXu Index #4 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-048.txt">uxu-048.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7717<BR><TD> AI by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-049.txt">uxu-049.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3252<BR><TD> Alarm! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-050.txt">uxu-050.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6302<BR><TD> Castle Chronicles Chapter Three by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-051.txt">uxu-051.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2823<BR><TD> How To Deal With The Police by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-052.txt">uxu-052.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7418<BR><TD> El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-053.txt">uxu-053.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10110<BR><TD> Friday The 17th by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-054.txt">uxu-054.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5212<BR><TD> Errors by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-055.txt">uxu-055.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9157<BR><TD> Eternal Life by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-056.txt">uxu-056.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5070<BR><TD> What Goes Around... by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-057.txt">uxu-057.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4682<BR><TD> I Know Who You Are! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-058.txt">uxu-058.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12670<BR><TD> The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-059.txt">uxu-059.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4171<BR><TD> Squib Jokeby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-060.txt">uxu-060.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6418<BR><TD> The Voice by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-061.txt">uxu-061.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6831<BR><TD> Torture With Things Laying Around At Home by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-062.txt">uxu-062.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17979<BR><TD> uXu Index #5 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-063.txt">uxu-063.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7362<BR><TD> Divine Problemsby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-064.txt">uxu-064.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10203<BR><TD> Castle Chronicles Chapter Fourby The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-065.txt">uxu-065.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8769<BR><TD> Listen Carefully by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-066.txt">uxu-066.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11305<BR><TD> The New Girl at Work by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-067.txt">uxu-067.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 106097<BR><TD> The Doors' Complete Lyrics by Quiksilver
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-068.txt">uxu-068.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3038<BR><TD> What Happened? by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-069.txt">uxu-069.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 28651<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #01 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-070.txt">uxu-070.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4938<BR><TD> A Joke for VMS-Users by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-071.txt">uxu-071.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6336<BR><TD> Judgement Day by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-072.txt">uxu-072.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17561<BR><TD> uXu Index #6 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-073.txt">uxu-073.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6890<BR><TD> Electricity by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-074.txt">uxu-074.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21021<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #02 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-075.txt">uxu-075.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7239<BR><TD> Toy Soldiers by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-076.txt">uxu-076.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13916<BR><TD> The Non-Fictionous "Over The Edge?" by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-077.txt">uxu-077.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6025<BR><TD> The Lost Soul by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-078.txt">uxu-078.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19287<BR><TD> How To Get...Older Women Part II by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-079.txt">uxu-079.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 40702<BR><TD> Smog's Revenge by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-080.txt">uxu-080.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 40142<BR><TD> The European Digest Vol.2 Issue #03 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-081.txt">uxu-081.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4519<BR><TD> Laser Human Terrorism by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-082.txt">uxu-082.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4650<BR><TD> The Cure For Paranoia by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-083.txt">uxu-083.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18626<BR><TD> uXu Index #7 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-084.txt">uxu-084.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12213<BR><TD> 10th Generation by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-085.txt">uxu-085.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3034<BR><TD> H0w t0 fix ur kredit! by Sarlo
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-086.txt">uxu-086.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5839<BR><TD> Headhunterby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-087.txt">uxu-087.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3659<BR><TD> How to annoy an enemy (or make a new one) by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-088.txt">uxu-088.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16307<BR><TD> Backfire by The GNN/Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-089.txt">uxu-089.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5495<BR><TD> TIC - Downtown Julie Brown Spills Her Guts by Sarlo
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-090.txt">uxu-090.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5582<BR><TD> People of the Elite Scene - Yargh! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-091.txt">uxu-091.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2523<BR><TD> Clean Shaven Beauty by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-092.txt">uxu-092.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10754<BR><TD> Blackstone Rising by Sarlo
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-093.txt">uxu-093.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1694<BR><TD> Meanwhile by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-094.txt">uxu-094.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22516<BR><TD> uXu Index #8 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-095.txt">uxu-095.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5422<BR><TD> Feline Superiority by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-096.txt">uxu-096.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6133<BR><TD> The Family Man by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-097.txt">uxu-097.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14073<BR><TD> Criminal Me or Eat My Confessions Part 1 by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-098.txt">uxu-098.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8898<BR><TD> Utopia by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-099.txt">uxu-099.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6015<BR><TD> Two Poems in One by Phearless/The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-100.txt">uxu-100.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10884<BR><TD> A Year With uXu by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-101.txt">uxu-101.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6849<BR><TD> Sex! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-102.txt">uxu-102.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2401<BR><TD> Meaning Of Lifeby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-103.txt">uxu-103.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9648<BR><TD> Vampires Anno 90's by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-104.txt">uxu-104.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3158<BR><TD> Church Of The Re(A)listic by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-105.txt">uxu-105.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 23221<BR><TD> uXu Index #9 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-106.txt">uxu-106.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6834<BR><TD> What Do You Think About Bleed? by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-107.txt">uxu-107.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10758<BR><TD> uXu Lyrics: Curve - Doppelg<6C>nger (v2) by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-108.txt">uxu-108.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5524<BR><TD> Dental Torture by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-109.txt">uxu-109.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2961<BR><TD> Clean Shaven Beauty II by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-110.txt">uxu-110.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10291<BR><TD> The Civilized Primitive Prowler by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-111.txt">uxu-111.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7577<BR><TD> Now It Can Be Told - uXu Members Speaks Out by ALL
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-112.txt">uxu-112.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14116<BR><TD> uXu Lyrics: Curve - Pubic Fruit (v3) by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-113.txt">uxu-113.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8320<BR><TD> uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Just For a Day (v2) by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-114.txt">uxu-114.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22907<BR><TD> Elite Modemtraders by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-115.txt">uxu-115.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9769<BR><TD> Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter One by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-116.txt">uxu-116.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 25407<BR><TD> uXu Index #10 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-117.txt">uxu-117.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4110<BR><TD> The Missionary Man by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-118.txt">uxu-118.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10003<BR><TD> I O U by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-119.txt">uxu-119.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8431<BR><TD> ...As If Every Day... by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-120.txt">uxu-120.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11936<BR><TD> Pleasurehouse Interview by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-121.txt">uxu-121.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8881<BR><TD> Perpetum Mobile - Three Poems by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-122.txt">uxu-122.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17065<BR><TD> uXu Lyrics: Suredo, Pleasurehouse & A Shrine by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-123.txt">uxu-123.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7549<BR><TD> The Open Road Towards The Future by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-124.txt">uxu-124.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12697<BR><TD> Everything's Gonna Be Alright... by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-125.txt">uxu-125.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8744<BR><TD> They Are Comingby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-126.txt">uxu-126.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6690<BR><TD> Why? by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-127.txt">uxu-127.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 26450<BR><TD> uXu Index #11 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-128.txt">uxu-128.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7561<BR><TD> Als Sprach The GNN - Ten Topics by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-129.txt">uxu-129.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3714<BR><TD> The Anatomy Of Boredom by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-130.txt">uxu-130.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11675<BR><TD> Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Two by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-131.txt">uxu-131.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5692<BR><TD> Dream On by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-132.txt">uxu-132.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9464<BR><TD> The House Of The Criminally Insane by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-133.txt">uxu-133.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8485<BR><TD> The Twelve Miscellaneous Facts About Life by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-134.txt">uxu-134.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9083<BR><TD> The Last Night Of The World by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-135.txt">uxu-135.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6869<BR><TD> Death Is Rotten by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-136.txt">uxu-136.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7819<BR><TD> Live On Stage Again: Messiah! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-137.txt">uxu-137.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 27866<BR><TD> uXu Index #12 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-138.txt">uxu-138.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6843<BR><TD> The Last Frontier by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-139.txt">uxu-139.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10078<BR><TD> Letters To The State by Anon. Contributor
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-140.txt">uxu-140.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5834<BR><TD> The Killing Truth by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-141.txt">uxu-141.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10828<BR><TD> uXu Lyrics: Curve - Radio Sessions by The Chief11k
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-142.txt">uxu-142.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8422<BR><TD> The Lynch Mob by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-143.txt">uxu-143.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8280<BR><TD> Prometheus Symptom by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-144.txt">uxu-144.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5619<BR><TD> Vengeance!by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-145.txt">uxu-145.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6554<BR><TD> Rage! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-146.txt">uxu-146.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2045<BR><TD> The Power by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-147.txt">uxu-147.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 28931<BR><TD> uXu Index #13 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-148.txt">uxu-148.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 280634<BR><TD> Technophilia by Ikonoklast
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-149.txt">uxu-149.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6119<BR><TD> The Art Of Weirdnessby Bob Slack
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-150.txt">uxu-150.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6620<BR><TD> Declare War! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-151.txt">uxu-151.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19897<BR><TD> Hackers Against The Govt's New World Order by FreeStyle
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-152.txt">uxu-152.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10531<BR><TD> Settle For Nothing by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-153.txt">uxu-153.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7633<BR><TD> A Day For Tired People by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-154.txt">uxu-154.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9964<BR><TD> Suicidal Maniac's Shitty File by Suicidal Maniac
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-155.txt">uxu-155.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8433<BR><TD> Ripmax Top Tenners by Ripmax
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-156.txt">uxu-156.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4475<BR><TD> The Sad Part Of Raping by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-157.txt">uxu-157.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8322<BR><TD> uXu Lyrics: Slowdive - Souvlaki by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-158.txt">uxu-158.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6026<BR><TD> Exciting Life by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-159.txt">uxu-159.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19256<BR><TD> Advanced Phreaking Using Cordless Phones by FreeStyle
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-160.txt">uxu-160.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 32254<BR><TD> uXu Index #14 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-161.txt">uxu-161.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7709<BR><TD> An Amazing Christmas Taleby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-162.txt">uxu-162.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7664<BR><TD> The Man Behind by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-163.txt">uxu-163.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9938<BR><TD> Bob - The Serial Killer by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-164.txt">uxu-164.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6566<BR><TD> How To Make a Bomb! by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-165.txt">uxu-165.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7444<BR><TD> We Love You, Pigs! by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-166.txt">uxu-166.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8547<BR><TD> Interrogation by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-167.txt">uxu-167.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7702<BR><TD> Red Team by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-168.txt">uxu-168.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3161<BR><TD> 10 Ways To Cause Havoc in Public Toiletsby BLaZe
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-169.txt">uxu-169.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8138<BR><TD> The Stand by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-170.txt">uxu-170.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6510<BR><TD> A Theory of Justice - The Game Show by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-171.txt">uxu-171.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11460<BR><TD> Five Stories From The Metaphysical Workshop by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-172.txt">uxu-172.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 33183<BR><TD> uXu Index #15 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-173.txt">uxu-173.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5447<BR><TD> The Eternal Machine by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-174.txt">uxu-174.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8008<BR><TD> We Are The Robots by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-175.txt">uxu-175.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3513<BR><TD> Clean Shaven Beauty III by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-176.txt">uxu-176.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8666<BR><TD> Operation Moon Sucker by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-177.txt">uxu-177.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5424<BR><TD> Get Free Stuph and Kill People!!!!!by Basehead
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-178.txt">uxu-178.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4382<BR><TD> How To Talk With ET's Without Being... by Budha & Greg Iloy
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-179.txt">uxu-179.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6879<BR><TD> The Unpaid Workers of Politics by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-180.txt">uxu-180.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8810<BR><TD> Wild West by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-181.txt">uxu-181.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10784<BR><TD> Castle Chronicles The Sequel - Chapter Three by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-182.txt">uxu-182.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9940<BR><TD> Who Knows? by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-183.txt">uxu-183.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 34559<BR><TD> uXu Index #16 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-184.txt">uxu-184.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15706<BR><TD> The GNN's File #100 by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-185.txt">uxu-185.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4995<BR><TD> How To Avoid Letter-Bombs by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-186.txt">uxu-186.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7987<BR><TD> Lock-Picking Using The "Lock Clicker" by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-187.txt">uxu-187.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16808<BR><TD> Two-Two-Six-Eight by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-188.txt">uxu-188.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10804<BR><TD> The Fanatic Hunter by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-189.txt">uxu-189.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7585<BR><TD> Methods For Creating A Paranoid Lifestyle by Hedge & by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-190.txt">uxu-190.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13088<BR><TD> Gas Station by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-191.txt">uxu-191.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10805<BR><TD> How To Get... Older Women Part III by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-192.txt">uxu-192.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3981<BR><TD> Final Discovery by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-193.txt">uxu-193.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4740<BR><TD> Morality? by Das Model
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-194.txt">uxu-194.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6906<BR><TD> City Of Slaves by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-195.txt">uxu-195.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5557<BR><TD> The City by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-196.txt">uxu-196.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7629<BR><TD> The Good Life by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-197.txt">uxu-197.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4687<BR><TD> Ripmax Top Tenners #2 by Ripmax
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-198.txt">uxu-198.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5548<BR><TD> Cybernetic Escape Route by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-199.txt">uxu-199.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7477<BR><TD> Learn To Love Big Brother by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-200.txt">uxu-200.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21426<BR><TD> uXu Does Town 1994 by All But Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-201.txt">uxu-201.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13158<BR><TD> Reincarnation, Inc. by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-202.txt">uxu-202.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21076<BR><TD> Time Traveller's Guide - An Introduction by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-202.uue">uxu-202.uue</A> <tab to=T><TD> 39144<BR><TD> UUencoded Accompanying Image with UXU-202
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-203.txt">uxu-203.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 24543<BR><TD> Practical Redress by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-204.txt">uxu-204.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 38304<BR><TD> uXu Index #17 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-205.txt">uxu-205.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6620<BR><TD> Big Bang Phil by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-206.txt">uxu-206.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21882<BR><TD> The Nightfly by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-207.txt">uxu-207.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13121<BR><TD> Review: 'Bolero' by Jordan Leeby Dee P Binggeli
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-208.txt">uxu-208.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5590<BR><TD> What To Say by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-209.txt">uxu-209.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7385<BR><TD> Speech For The Defence by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-210.txt">uxu-210.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5172<BR><TD> How To Avoid Getting Hangover by McCoy
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-211.txt">uxu-211.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9414<BR><TD> Three Rendez-vous With The Men Of Power by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-212.txt">uxu-212.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8900<BR><TD> Population X by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-213.txt">uxu-213.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4640<BR><TD> Poetry Collection 1 by Bob Slack
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-214.txt">uxu-214.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6990<BR><TD> Poetry Collection 2 by Bob Slack
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-215.txt">uxu-215.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7574<BR><TD> Poetry Collection 3 by Bob Slack
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-216.txt">uxu-216.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6754<BR><TD> Fuck You, Stefan Kronqvist by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-217.txt">uxu-217.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9244<BR><TD> Psycho(logical)scope by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-218.txt">uxu-218.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7478<BR><TD> Everything You Need To Know About Techno by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-219.txt">uxu-219.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 45984<BR><TD> The Voter's Paradox by Leon Felkins
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-220.txt">uxu-220.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 39467<BR><TD> uXu Index #18 by Phearless/The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-221.txt">uxu-221.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6477<BR><TD> Escape Macabre, The by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-222.txt">uxu-222.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4729<BR><TD> Five Poemsby Mr Dude
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-223.txt">uxu-223.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4186<BR><TD> Final Mistake by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-224.txt">uxu-224.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3058<BR><TD> Contemplation In Rain by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-225.txt">uxu-225.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4830<BR><TD> Frozen Dreams by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-226.txt">uxu-226.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 39110<BR><TD> A Cooperative Society by Leon Felkins
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-227.txt">uxu-227.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4219<BR><TD> The uXu Quiz by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-228.txt">uxu-228.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7182<BR><TD> Histamin by Pivic
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-229.txt">uxu-229.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7888<BR><TD> Reel by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-230.txt">uxu-230.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15522<BR><TD> Poetry Collections by Bob Slack
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-231.txt">uxu-231.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7127<BR><TD> Terror Will Strike by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-232.txt">uxu-232.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9383<BR><TD> Sweet Celebration by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-233.jpg">uxu-233.jpg</A> <tab to=T><TD> 45990<BR><TD> Picture of the makers of uXu (Included for Completeness)
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-233.uue">uxu-233.uue</A> <tab to=T><TD> 63392<BR><TD> UUencoded accompanying image with UXU 233
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-234.txt">uxu-234.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5834<BR><TD> Future Warby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-235.txt">uxu-235.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 41339<BR><TD> uXu Index #19 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-236.txt">uxu-236.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9879<BR><TD> Enforced by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-237.txt">uxu-237.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16195<BR><TD> HoHoCon '94 Review by Dr. No
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-238.txt">uxu-238.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9033<BR><TD> The Internet Hysteria by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-239.txt">uxu-239.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9110<BR><TD> Master Mind by Classified Know
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-240.txt">uxu-240.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8473<BR><TD> Survive IRC by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-241.txt">uxu-241.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6776<BR><TD> Ellen Keysby The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-242.txt">uxu-242.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8514<BR><TD> No More Secrets by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-243.txt">uxu-243.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2002<BR><TD> Meaning of? by Polish Polish
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-244.txt">uxu-244.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10433<BR><TD> The New World Order by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-245.txt">uxu-245.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8514<BR><TD> Party Timeby Pivic
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-246.txt">uxu-246.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10619<BR><TD> A Slight Miscalculation by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-247.txt">uxu-247.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5425<BR><TD> The 'Land by Hollywood
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-248.txt">uxu-248.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2949<BR><TD> What Is This Thing Called Progress? by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-249.txt">uxu-249.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 44576<BR><TD> uXu Index #20 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-250.txt">uxu-250.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8596<BR><TD> Swift Justice by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-251.txt">uxu-251.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8510<BR><TD> Your Own Life by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-252.txt">uxu-252.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9218<BR><TD> Letter To a Prisoner by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-253.txt">uxu-253.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9501<BR><TD> Guide To a College-Year Abroad by McCoy
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-254.txt">uxu-254.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2967<BR><TD> Is This Art? by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-255.txt">uxu-255.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6034<BR><TD> More Time! by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-256.txt">uxu-256.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9062<BR><TD> Angelby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-257.txt">uxu-257.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4052<BR><TD> Suicidal by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-258.txt">uxu-258.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8105<BR><TD> uXu And S.H.A., Facts And Fiction by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-259.txt">uxu-259.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 55289<BR><TD> Love, Sex And Marriage by Leon Felkins
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-260.txt">uxu-260.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10398<BR><TD> On 'Love, Sex And Marriage' by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-261.txt">uxu-261.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8805<BR><TD> A Guide To Paranoia by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-262.txt">uxu-262.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9784<BR><TD> To Kill a Bouncer by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-263.txt">uxu-263.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10115<BR><TD> The Evil Demon by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-264.txt">uxu-264.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2635<BR><TD> David Letterman by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-265.txt">uxu-265.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10943<BR><TD> DMV & 2D Bar Codes by Mario
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-266.txt">uxu-266.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3179<BR><TD> Year of Fun by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-267.txt">uxu-267.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10210<BR><TD> Respublicaby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-268.txt">uxu-268.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 46814<BR><TD> uXu Index #21 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-269.txt">uxu-269.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6344<BR><TD> Never Work With Amateurs by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-270.txt">uxu-270.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2649<BR><TD> Pray For Me by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-271.txt">uxu-271.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5925<BR><TD> American Nightmares by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-272.txt">uxu-272.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9303<BR><TD> Dramaby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-273.txt">uxu-273.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10723<BR><TD> Only The Lonely by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-274.txt">uxu-274.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5488<BR><TD> The Driving Test by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-275.txt">uxu-275.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3604<BR><TD> The Wind by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-276.txt">uxu-276.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5810<BR><TD> The Second Excuse by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-277.txt">uxu-277.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9626<BR><TD> Boy Racer by Pivic
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-278.txt">uxu-278.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7645<BR><TD> Guardians of The Masses by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-279.txt">uxu-279.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7275<BR><TD> Eric's Trip by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-280.txt">uxu-280.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10585<BR><TD> Hacker's Paradise by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-281.txt">uxu-281.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2787<BR><TD> Ripped Off - Big Time by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-282.txt">uxu-282.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2640<BR><TD> Pray For Us by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-283.txt">uxu-283.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3345<BR><TD> I Just Fell by Pivic3k
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-284.txt">uxu-284.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8977<BR><TD> The Sentence by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-285.txt">uxu-285.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2954<BR><TD> Running by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-286.txt">uxu-286.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5566<BR><TD> Stigma by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-287.txt">uxu-287.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4368<BR><TD> What Is? by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-288.txt">uxu-288.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3502<BR><TD> Orwell-Was-Ten-Years-Late by Pivic
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-289.txt">uxu-289.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 41559<BR><TD> uXu Index #22 by Mostly by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-290.txt">uxu-290.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4840<BR><TD> How To Hack And Get Caught by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-291.txt">uxu-291.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7601<BR><TD> Kraykkono Inn by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-292.txt">uxu-292.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5798<BR><TD> Help For The Average by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-293.txt">uxu-293.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7153<BR><TD> Freedom In A Cage by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-294.txt">uxu-294.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11453<BR><TD> Comments To The Unabomber Manifesto by Phearless/The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-295.txt">uxu-295.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6842<BR><TD> Less Known Dilemmas by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-296.txt">uxu-296.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3815<BR><TD> A Woman's Conscience by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-297.txt">uxu-297.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5696<BR><TD> The Last Cocktail Party by The GNN/Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-298.txt">uxu-298.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8325<BR><TD> An Introduction To Beer by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-299.txt">uxu-299.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16837<BR><TD> To Get To The Real Problems by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-300.txt">uxu-300.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7405<BR><TD> Paradox Crew by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-301.txt">uxu-301.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6089<BR><TD> To Lose Your Religion by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-302.txt">uxu-302.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10541<BR><TD> ABB Part I by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-303.txt">uxu-303.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6338<BR><TD> ABB Part II by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-304.txt">uxu-304.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7375<BR><TD> ABB Part III by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-305.txt">uxu-305.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3114<BR><TD> Loved Anyhow by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-306.txt">uxu-306.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2892<BR><TD> Kicksby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-307.txt">uxu-307.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4937<BR><TD> Losers' Guide To Becoming A Successful... by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-308.txt">uxu-308.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4589<BR><TD> Five Boxes In The Desert by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-309.txt">uxu-309.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13566<BR><TD> A Letter To The Editor by Leon Felkins
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-310.txt">uxu-310.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4748<BR><TD> The Voice by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-311.txt">uxu-311.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7604<BR><TD> Cognitive Neural Hardware And The Nerd by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-312.txt">uxu-312.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3701<BR><TD> The Invasion by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-313.txt">uxu-313.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8897<BR><TD> Middle Cuts by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-314.txt">uxu-314.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 46806<BR><TD> uXu Index #23 by The GNN/Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-315.txt">uxu-315.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8209<BR><TD> The Terrorists of Dissatisfaction by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-316.txt">uxu-316.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6703<BR><TD> Alien Invasion by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-317.txt">uxu-317.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3465<BR><TD> Daddy's Girl by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-318.txt">uxu-318.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3930<BR><TD> Bitte Denken! by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-319.txt">uxu-319.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6965<BR><TD> What Is This Thing Called The System? by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-320.txt">uxu-320.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3334<BR><TD> Time by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-321.txt">uxu-321.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4827<BR><TD> Critics by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-322.txt">uxu-322.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3311<BR><TD> Staying Sane by Ralph 124C41+
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-323.txt">uxu-323.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9576<BR><TD> Don't Date Me by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-324.txt">uxu-324.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6395<BR><TD> Games People Play by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-325.txt">uxu-325.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6456<BR><TD> Three Ways Total Losers Get Even by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-326.txt">uxu-326.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5298<BR><TD> Doing Dunblane by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-327.txt">uxu-327.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2070<BR><TD> Struggle by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-328.txt">uxu-328.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 28051<BR><TD> A Man In Need by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-329.txt">uxu-329.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7889<BR><TD> Under The Surface by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-330.txt">uxu-330.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5433<BR><TD> The Second uXu Quiz by uXu
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-331.txt">uxu-331.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6688<BR><TD> A Prayer For War by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-332.txt">uxu-332.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9715<BR><TD> Implants by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-333.txt">uxu-333.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4294<BR><TD> One Step Forward, Two Back by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-334.txt">uxu-334.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 82166<BR><TD> Bleed III by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-335.txt">uxu-335.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2548<BR><TD> Valentine's Day by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-336.txt">uxu-336.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 47476<BR><TD> uXu Index #24 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-337.txt">uxu-337.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7668<BR><TD> 6 Four A - Six Short Poems by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-338.txt">uxu-338.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3973<BR><TD> Taking a Bus Ride by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-339.txt">uxu-339.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15439<BR><TD> Screenplay: The Last Bullet by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-340.txt">uxu-340.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3307<BR><TD> Swedish Moose Surprise by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-341.txt">uxu-341.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5603<BR><TD> The Infinite Wisdom Chip by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-342.txt">uxu-342.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3634<BR><TD> Mind Expectations by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-343.txt">uxu-343.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3325<BR><TD> Medieval Dreams by Mercuri
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-344.txt">uxu-344.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13951<BR><TD> Screenplay: In The Colosseum by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-345.txt">uxu-345.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3203<BR><TD> Magic by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-346.txt">uxu-346.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21596<BR><TD> Mailing Lists - Part 1 by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-347.txt">uxu-347.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3681<BR><TD> Head Full of Chewing Gum by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-348.txt">uxu-348.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3889<BR><TD> Poesis/The Slab1.0 by aleph-6
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-349.txt">uxu-349.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3884<BR><TD> More Than One Truth by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-350.txt">uxu-350.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8779<BR><TD> The Decline of The Swedish Underground by Dare Devil Show
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-351.txt">uxu-351.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3585<BR><TD> To Make Choices In Life by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-352.txt">uxu-352.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17553<BR><TD> Screenplay: Burn Time by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-353.txt">uxu-353.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3132<BR><TD> Why I Prefer To Be a Woman by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-354.txt">uxu-354.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12841<BR><TD> The Internet Word Reference Book - Chapter I by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-355.txt">uxu-355.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3001<BR><TD> The Creator by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-356.txt">uxu-356.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4679<BR><TD> Bukowski's Birthday by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-357.txt">uxu-357.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4580<BR><TD> Move by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-358.txt">uxu-358.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4831<BR><TD> The Point by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-359.txt">uxu-359.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3346<BR><TD> A Teacher's View by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-360.txt">uxu-360.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 70610<BR><TD> Screenplay Screen Shots by uXu
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-361.txt">uxu-361.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5944<BR><TD> Her Volvo by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-362.txt">uxu-362.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5115<BR><TD> Three Poems by Scott Poole
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-363.txt">uxu-363.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 50945<BR><TD> uXu Index #25 by The Chief51k
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-364.txt">uxu-364.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2264<BR><TD> Seven Steps In The Computer Evolution by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-365.txt">uxu-365.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3504<BR><TD> The Big C by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-366.txt">uxu-366.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3429<BR><TD> The Can And The Future by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-367.txt">uxu-367.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6570<BR><TD> The Computer Enthusiast by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-368.txt">uxu-368.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5947<BR><TD> The Girl And The Robot by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-369.txt">uxu-369.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5790<BR><TD> My Best Friend by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-370.txt">uxu-370.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6717<BR><TD> The Secret Actors by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-371.txt">uxu-371.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3162<BR><TD> Clipped Short And Back by Holly Day
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-372.txt">uxu-372.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9669<BR><TD> The Anatomy Of Pseudo-Science by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-373.txt">uxu-373.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3023<BR><TD> A Letter Never Sent by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-374.txt">uxu-374.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4245<BR><TD> The Crowd And The Stigma by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-375.txt">uxu-375.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4469<BR><TD> Sucksby DK
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-376.txt">uxu-376.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6938<BR><TD> Power Check by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-377.txt">uxu-377.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10990<BR><TD> Marauder by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-378.txt">uxu-378.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4298<BR><TD> Sleepy? by Phearless
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-379.txt">uxu-379.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11922<BR><TD> Alienated Relationships by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-380.txt">uxu-380.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 47267<BR><TD> uXu Index #26 by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-381.txt">uxu-381.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7368<BR><TD> The Greatest Madnessby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-382.txt">uxu-382.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4039<BR><TD> Why I Don't Talk by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-383.txt">uxu-383.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8522<BR><TD> The Book by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-384.txt">uxu-384.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17340<BR><TD> Philosophy For Beginners by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-385.txt">uxu-385.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4473<BR><TD> The Life Of Pac-Man by Intoxicating
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-386.txt">uxu-386.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4760<BR><TD> Stockholm At Midnight by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-387.txt">uxu-387.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 22909<BR><TD> Scenes Of The Assassin by DisordeR
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-388.txt">uxu-388.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6044<BR><TD> The Real You? by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-389.txt">uxu-389.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3367<BR><TD> Cry by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-390.txt">uxu-390.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12874<BR><TD> Encounter With The Populace by Joseph & by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-391.txt">uxu-391.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3316<BR><TD> On The Airby HC
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-392.txt">uxu-392.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5553<BR><TD> It Is Not Obvious That A Machine Can Think by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-393.txt">uxu-393.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4517<BR><TD> The Argument Of The Atheist by Intoxicating
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-394.txt">uxu-394.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9412<BR><TD> Starving In The Company Of Beautiful Women by Michael W Dean
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-395.txt">uxu-395.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8807<BR><TD> An Ordinary Day In The Life Of Adam by The uXu Crew
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-396.txt">uxu-396.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18615<BR><TD> uXu Index #27 by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-397.txt">uxu-397.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4251<BR><TD> Detour by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-398.txt">uxu-398.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3461<BR><TD> Inner Demons by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-399.txt">uxu-399.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4702<BR><TD> Hypocrite by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-400.txt">uxu-400.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11286<BR><TD> For Your Own Good by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-401.txt">uxu-401.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4662<BR><TD> Die Old and Avoid Accidents? By Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-402.txt">uxu-402.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7658<BR><TD> My Collection of Rejection Letters by the GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-403.txt">uxu-403.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5889<BR><TD> Firstborn by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-404.txt">uxu-404.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11406<BR><TD> Is Meat Murder? By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-405.txt">uxu-405.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4368<BR><TD> Raised Carefully by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-406.txt">uxu-406.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7381<BR><TD> States of Confusion by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-407.txt">uxu-407.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5522<BR><TD> Drunk but Devine by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-408.txt">uxu-408.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5493<BR><TD> Pills by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-409.txt">uxu-409.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5728<BR><TD> Another Day by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-410.txt">uxu-410.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18647<BR><TD> uXu Index #28 - 1-Aug-97 by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-411.txt">uxu-411.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6191<BR><TD> Writer's Block By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-412.txt">uxu-412.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2019<BR><TD> Introspection by Jay Miller
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-413.txt">uxu-413.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4329<BR><TD> Chest Shot by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-414.txt">uxu-414.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6756<BR><TD> A Meager Attempt By Sophia
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-415.txt">uxu-415.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3736<BR><TD> Chen By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-416.txt">uxu-416.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4912<BR><TD> The Paradox by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-417.txt">uxu-417.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 38100<BR><TD> On Friendship By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-418.txt">uxu-418.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3494<BR><TD> Old Buk in the Holy City by Moshe Benarroch
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-419.txt">uxu-419.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9340<BR><TD> How to Get More Sex by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-420.txt">uxu-420.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2184<BR><TD> Life Is by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-421.txt">uxu-421.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3997<BR><TD> How Do One FInd New Friends by Knyttet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-422.txt">uxu-422.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8125<BR><TD> Malfunction By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-423.txt">uxu-423.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9582<BR><TD> Modus Operandi By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-424.txt">uxu-424.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3277<BR><TD> Neighbor Trouble by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-425.txt">uxu-425.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8502<BR><TD> The Fictional Parent by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-426.txt">uxu-426.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4071<BR><TD> Neighbor Trouble II by The Chief
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-427.txt">uxu-427.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6814<BR><TD> Freudipus by George Kozom
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-428.txt">uxu-428.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11570<BR><TD> Genetic Moralism by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-429.txt">uxu-429.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19715<BR><TD> uXu Index #29 - 18-Apr-98 by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-430.txt">uxu-430.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10460<BR><TD> Virginia is for Fighters by Michael W. Dean
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-431.txt">uxu-431.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1761<BR><TD> Teenage Killer by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-432.txt">uxu-432.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8250<BR><TD> To Kill Time by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-433.txt">uxu-433.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 35386<BR><TD> Saving Johnny by Max West
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-434.txt">uxu-434.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11398<BR><TD> The Strangest Thing Happened In Keflavik by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-435.txt">uxu-435.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16190<BR><TD> George by DisordeR
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-436.txt">uxu-436.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5198<BR><TD> Conceptual Clarification: Right By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-437.txt">uxu-437.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6685<BR><TD> What Happened After By James M. Ramone
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-438.txt">uxu-438.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3077<BR><TD> Brief Note to Headquarters By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-439.txt">uxu-439.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5505<BR><TD> Intruder Alert 1991-93 By Clown Manne
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-440.txt">uxu-440.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5353<BR><TD> Black and White by DisordeR
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-441.txt">uxu-441.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16566<BR><TD> Screenplay: The Terrorists by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-442.txt">uxu-442.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2331<BR><TD> First Fileby First Kid
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-443.txt">uxu-443.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4118<BR><TD> Forbidden File by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-444.txt">uxu-444.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2835<BR><TD> Modern Metaphor by Speed Devil Show
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-445.txt">uxu-445.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3460<BR><TD> Standing Before God by Intoxicating
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-446.txt">uxu-446.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15923<BR><TD> uXu Index #30 by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-447.txt">uxu-447.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 30820<BR><TD> Nicky And The Porn Queen by Rich Logsdon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-448.txt">uxu-448.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1791<BR><TD> Help by The Dwarf
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-449.txt">uxu-449.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4691<BR><TD> Hacker Ethics by drazQ
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-450.txt">uxu-450.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11886<BR><TD> Sphincter Hatch by Max West
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-451.txt">uxu-451.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6048<BR><TD> The Mystery Of The Dead Fish by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-452.txt">uxu-452.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2850<BR><TD> Dream Bursts by Lamont Prell
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-453.txt">uxu-453.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3562<BR><TD> So You Want To Be A Hacker? by drazQ
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-454.txt">uxu-454.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4435<BR><TD> Writhing Wisdom by Janet Buck
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-455.txt">uxu-455.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10052<BR><TD> After Keflavik by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-456.txt">uxu-456.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5076<BR><TD> Strangers by Noel Ace
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-457.txt">uxu-457.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3829<BR><TD> Death Is Not The End by GNN/Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-458.txt">uxu-458.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4106<BR><TD> Mudfishes by Robert J Berry
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-459.txt">uxu-459.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12772<BR><TD> Erratic Sleep by Marie Kazalia
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-460.txt">uxu-460.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4464<BR><TD> Inability - Operator's Manual by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-461.txt">uxu-461.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21675<BR><TD> Website Oblivion by Max West
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-462.txt">uxu-462.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2204<BR><TD> Teenage Killer Strikes Again by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-463.txt">uxu-463.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2978<BR><TD> Five Site Reviews by Speed Devil Show
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-464.txt">uxu-464.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9506<BR><TD> Epoque by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-465.txt">uxu-465.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17528<BR><TD> uXu Index #31 by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-466.txt">uxu-466.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4639<BR><TD> Chapel Mornings by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-467.txt">uxu-467.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 10903<BR><TD> One Night In The Asshole Saloon by Max West
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-468.txt">uxu-468.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5517<BR><TD> Instant Witness by Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-469.txt">uxu-469.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2271<BR><TD> Stay & Reality - Two Poems by Pam Sanders
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-470.txt">uxu-470.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8094<BR><TD> Bio Hazardby The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-471.txt">uxu-471.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4857<BR><TD> The Voice Of Destiny by Michael Berman
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-472.txt">uxu-472.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8375<BR><TD> A Man And His Cat by Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-473.txt">uxu-473.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2338<BR><TD> Nataraja & Silence - Two Poems by Ahila
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-474.txt">uxu-474.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5485<BR><TD> Memento Mori by Blackfire
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-475.txt">uxu-475.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6835<BR><TD> Insignificant Showdown In Central Europe by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-476.txt">uxu-476.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3497<BR><TD> Random Thoughts Of Bob Slack by Bob Slack
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-477.txt">uxu-477.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 29540<BR><TD> I Am Alex by Rich Logsdon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-478.txt">uxu-478.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 31277<BR><TD> A Trailer Park Fairy Tale by M. James Dinniman
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-479.txt">uxu-479.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5525<BR><TD> Heading For A Dark Future by Blackfire
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-480.txt">uxu-480.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3854<BR><TD> Private Sphere by Speed Devil Show
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-481.txt">uxu-481.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7990<BR><TD> A Happy Christmas Story by Max West
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-482.txt">uxu-482.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17080<BR><TD> uXu Index #32 by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-483.txt">uxu-483.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5109<BR><TD> Twist, by the GNN/DCS
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-484.txt">uxu-484.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2431<BR><TD> Of Fear, by Nadene Wiggins
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-485.txt">uxu-485.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5474<BR><TD> The Anatomy of Hate (Revised) by the GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-486.txt">uxu-486.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2528<BR><TD> Riding the 5:15 by BJ Moore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-487.txt">uxu-487.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1934<BR><TD> A Dish Served Very Cold by Kevin J. Miller
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-488.txt">uxu-488.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9295<BR><TD> Eight Poems, by Robert J. Berry
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-489.txt">uxu-489.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1906<BR><TD> A Conspiracy of One by Kevin J. Miller
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-490.txt">uxu-490.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21927<BR><TD> Mendoza's Jelly Problems, by Max West
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-491.txt">uxu-491.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6987<BR><TD> The Machinery of Desire by the GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-492.txt">uxu-492.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11437<BR><TD> Smoke, by Mobys Dick
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-493.txt">uxu-493.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6659<BR><TD> States of Confusion: Reply to Critics by the GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-494.txt">uxu-494.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2356<BR><TD> The Lost Bar Fight by Jay DeKalb
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-495.txt">uxu-495.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4495<BR><TD> Zula Betula, by Cindy
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-496.txt">uxu-496.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2937<BR><TD> True Robot by the GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-497.txt">uxu-497.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3707<BR><TD> Nothing Comes from Nothing, by Absolute Zero
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-498.txt">uxu-498.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 16711<BR><TD> uXu Index #33 - 21-Mar-99 by Bravemore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-499.txt">uxu-499.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14046<BR><TD> Last Flight to Keflavik by The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-500.txt">uxu-500.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 18928<BR><TD> Just a Number by the uXu Concept
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-501.txt">uxu-501.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1856<BR><TD> Tired, by Mark Broomhall
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-502.txt">uxu-502.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11566<BR><TD> Happiness by Chieftain
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-503.txt">uxu-503.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2063<BR><TD> Five The Younger By Ivy Lou
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-504.txt">uxu-504.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4170<BR><TD> Micro$haft By Stormavik
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-505.txt">uxu-505.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1876<BR><TD> I Carry By Murphdog
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-506.txt">uxu-506.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4450<BR><TD> A Reason Why We Do Not Learn From History By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-507.txt">uxu-507.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15674<BR><TD> Toes, Man! By Max West
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-508.txt">uxu-508.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4222<BR><TD> The Change In The Computer Elite By Stormavik
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-509.txt">uxu-509.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4012<BR><TD> While The Rest Of The World Is Asleep By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-510.txt">uxu-510.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1832<BR><TD> To Stephen After the Storm By Utahna Faith
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-511.txt">uxu-511.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6730<BR><TD> Peter Haynes International Operations By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-512.txt">uxu-512.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19680<BR><TD> The Poetry Of Travis Ray Cole By Travis Ray Cole
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-513.txt">uxu-513.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19448<BR><TD> Jabberwalk With Me By Michael W Dean
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-514.txt">uxu-514.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6316<BR><TD> Diary Entry 81599 By DisordeR
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-515.txt">uxu-515.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7911<BR><TD> Are You A Closet Intellectual? By Gene-Michael Higney
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-516.txt">uxu-516.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17850<BR><TD> uXu Index #34 - 11-Sep-99 By Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-517.txt">uxu-517.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1916<BR><TD> Killers By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-518.txt">uxu-518.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2110<BR><TD> We The People & Mythical Advice By Roz
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-519.txt">uxu-519.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6574<BR><TD> In The Western World By Laurence Overmire
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-520.txt">uxu-520.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5431<BR><TD> Aesthetics By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-521.txt">uxu-521.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 32963<BR><TD> Ionization By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-522.txt">uxu-522.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4571<BR><TD> The Investigator's Problem By Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-523.txt">uxu-523.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3679<BR><TD> The Perfect Mechanical Clone By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-524.txt">uxu-524.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5114<BR><TD> Regarding My 'Signs' By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-525.txt">uxu-525.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5366<BR><TD> End Of Noise By Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-526.txt">uxu-526.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4845<BR><TD> Worlds By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-527.txt">uxu-527.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3192<BR><TD> Wild Orchid Moments By Duane Locke
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-528.txt">uxu-528.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7807<BR><TD> Anatomy Of The Cynic By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-529.txt">uxu-529.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6088<BR><TD> BBspam v0.1 By The uXu
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-530.txt">uxu-530.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14747<BR><TD> uXu Index #35 - 30-Dec-99 By Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-531.txt">uxu-531.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6580<BR><TD> Fatal Accident Insurance Fraud By Russel Hallberg Jr
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-532.txt">uxu-532.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 31027<BR><TD> The Coup By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-533.txt">uxu-533.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 46850<BR><TD> Old School Collection By DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-534.txt">uxu-534.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 33097<BR><TD> Viv's House By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-535.txt">uxu-535.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2491<BR><TD> The Day Of The Speed Devil By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-536.txt">uxu-536.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1947<BR><TD> Child Molester And More Poetry By Kenneth Pobo
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-537.txt">uxu-537.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 31015<BR><TD> The Shunned Consultant By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-538.txt">uxu-538.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5019<BR><TD> Poetry Collection By DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-539.txt">uxu-539.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9265<BR><TD> Perpetual Masquerade By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-540.txt">uxu-540.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 8540<BR><TD> Dostoyevsky And The Brothers Karamazov By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-541.txt">uxu-541.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5820<BR><TD> Transparent Ribbon Campaign By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-542.txt">uxu-542.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2310<BR><TD> Lost And Found Years By Speed Devil Show
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-543.txt">uxu-543.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14798<BR><TD> uXu Index #36 - 27-Mar-00 By Bravemoore/The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-544.txt">uxu-544.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6119<BR><TD> Godfather Dad By Russel Hallberg Jr
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-545.txt">uxu-545.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 37758<BR><TD> Conveyor By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-546.txt">uxu-546.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2108<BR><TD> Yearning For A Fish And Gasoline By Sevrin
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-547.txt">uxu-547.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 32509<BR><TD> Song Of A Bird Perched On A Rusty Gear By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-548.txt">uxu-548.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1994<BR><TD> We Did Not Whimsy By Mark Phillips
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-549.txt">uxu-549.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 31235<BR><TD> People I Met Hitchhiking: Minnesota To Nevada By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-550.txt">uxu-550.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3413<BR><TD> Only An Angel By Sevrin
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-551.txt">uxu-551.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 32219<BR><TD> Looking Back In Terror By Simon Moleke-Njie
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-552.txt">uxu-552.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2858<BR><TD> Cripple Quota By Bravemoore
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-553.txt">uxu-553.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4083<BR><TD> Collected What Nots By Laura Aurora
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-554.txt">uxu-554.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 33012<BR><TD> Manouvers Far From The Front By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-555.txt">uxu-555.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 31117<BR><TD> Old School Collection II By DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-556.txt">uxu-556.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4794<BR><TD> Central Ideas... Noam Chomsky & Jerry Mander By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-557.txt">uxu-557.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3569<BR><TD> Back In New York By Shane Jones
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-558.txt">uxu-558.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15636<BR><TD> uXu Index #37 - 04-Aug-00 By Bravemoore/The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-559.txt">uxu-559.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3496<BR><TD> Don't Drink the Water By Jason Gurley
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-560.txt">uxu-560.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11322<BR><TD> Freedom By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-561.txt">uxu-561.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3761<BR><TD> False Confessions from a Fallen Angel By Laura Aurora
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-562.txt">uxu-562.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5450<BR><TD> How To Maintain Happiness And Relieve Stress By DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-563.txt">uxu-563.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 21594<BR><TD> A Saga Of The African Child By Simon Moleke-Njie
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-564.txt">uxu-564.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11096<BR><TD> Review of 'Natural Capitalism' By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-565.txt">uxu-565.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6711<BR><TD> Hold On By William Hockney
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-566.txt">uxu-566.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7058<BR><TD> The Day All Words Lost Their Meaning By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-567.txt">uxu-567.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9646<BR><TD> DIzzIE Poetry By DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-568.txt">uxu-568.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 25846<BR><TD> At A Trailer In The Woods By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-569.txt">uxu-569.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4755<BR><TD> Stashu Kapinski In A Family Way By Joseph Lisowski
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-570.txt">uxu-570.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 24080<BR><TD> From Warsaw To Room 134 At Debak By Simon Moleke-Njie
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-571.txt">uxu-571.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4403<BR><TD> USA Election 2000 By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-572.txt">uxu-572.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 7145<BR><TD> Hesiod And The Muse By Doug Tanoury
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-573.txt">uxu-573.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3862<BR><TD> Forest Thump By DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-574.txt">uxu-574.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 49461<BR><TD> Ratt-Tat-Tatt By Vasilis Afxentiou
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-575.txt">uxu-575.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2888<BR><TD> Living In Hawaii By Steven Zeigler
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-576.txt">uxu-576.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 19447<BR><TD> uXu Index #38 - 17-Dec-00 By The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-577.txt">uxu-577.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 14403<BR><TD> US Reserve Insurance Fraud... By Ralph Singleton Jr
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-578.txt">uxu-578.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2406<BR><TD> Green Leaves & Yellow Flowers By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-579.txt">uxu-579.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11290<BR><TD> Eden By Freon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-580.txt">uxu-580.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15096<BR><TD> Charlie's Exile Blues By Simon Moleke-Njie
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-581.txt">uxu-581.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2449<BR><TD> Little Johny By DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-582.txt">uxu-582.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6714<BR><TD> One World, Ready or Not By Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-583.txt">uxu-583.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3880<BR><TD> Listen! By Freon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-584.txt">uxu-584.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2124<BR><TD> Gothenburg City 2001 By Bravemoore/The GNN/Hedge
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-585.txt">uxu-585.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 15597<BR><TD> The Sea By Freon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-586.txt">uxu-586.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3444<BR><TD> Tuchas Offen Tisch by Christopher Mulrooney
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-587.txt">uxu-587.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3228<BR><TD> Two Haikus and One Poem by R K Singh
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-588.txt">uxu-588.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 45220<BR><TD> The Midnight Dance At Noon by Simon Moleke-Njie
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-589.txt">uxu-589.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 11036<BR><TD> Review: The Crisis of Global Capitalism... by Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-590.txt">uxu-590.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5646<BR><TD> 'Twas the Night Before Christmas by DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-591.txt">uxu-591.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12439<BR><TD> The Spirit of Wigilia Simon by Moleke-Njie
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-592.txt">uxu-592.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 3654<BR><TD> I'm Trying by Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-593.txt">uxu-593.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 17025<BR><TD> uXu Index #39 by Bravemoore/The GNN
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-594.txt">uxu-594.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2036<BR><TD> Anthem For Humanity by Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-595.txt">uxu-595.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 5353<BR><TD> Top 10: Why Life Is Like A Bed Of Roses by DIzzIE
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-596.txt">uxu-596.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 9199<BR><TD> Sore Loser's Anthology by Freon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-597.txt">uxu-597.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 31998<BR><TD> My Neighbors & I by Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-598.txt">uxu-598.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4825<BR><TD> Glasgow City 2001 by Various
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-599.txt">uxu-599.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4194<BR><TD> I Dance in Circles from the Bridge by Jay DeKalb
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-600.txt">uxu-600.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 1555<BR><TD> Decade. One. uXu. by uXu
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-601.txt">uxu-601.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 13371<BR><TD> Second Coming, Limited by Freon
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-602.txt">uxu-602.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 6784<BR><TD> Jack & The Reformatory by Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-603.txt">uxu-603.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 4251<BR><TD> Stained Hands by Joseph
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-604.txt">uxu-604.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 39675<BR><TD> Majik Lisa by Guliani
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-605.txt">uxu-605.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 2152<BR><TD> My Castle Called Life by Matthew Hewitt
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-606.txt">uxu-606.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 12169<BR><TD> Five Poems by Eric Chaet
<TR VALIGN=TOP><TD ALIGN=TOP><A HREF="uxu-607.txt">uxu-607.txt</A> <tab to=T><TD> 20311<BR><TD> Altruism And The Open Source Movement by Freon
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Perhaps an introduction is due, and some sort of explanation why this
author starts a new group instead of writing for the group he once
founded and lead. This is the story.
* THE NAME
First, you might know that the Original 'THE CHIEF' quit
this scene and moved to Switzerland a couple of years
ago. During the time he was active, we shared accounts
all over the world, though mostly in the U.S. and had
many friends who knew 'us' as 'The Chief'. When he quit
I continued to use our accounts, and held on to the
friends we'd gotten during the years through them.
In the beginning, I tried to use my old handle in
letters and messages, but I always had to explain why
I had Two Handles, and that's when I decided to use
THE CHIEF as my handle, With the approval from the
original 'The Chief'. So now you know the story behind
the handle-change.
* LEADER? Yes. I was the Founder and leader of the Swedish
Hackers Association, and also a member of the International
Hackers Association. Now I am a traitor in their eyes.
Why? you ask. It is a short story (didn't expect that,
did you? <grin>). It's because I started this group.
Some (no names) members thought (and believe) that it
is like treason to start a new group. Even after they
recieved explanations why I did this, and that my
intentions was NOT to leave the group, and NOT to have
just another Hacker Group, they still kept their views.
Well, my explanations did not convince them, so I
decided to withdraw, and to end my membership in the
group I once started. I don't give much for people that,
unfounded, treat members like dirt, keeps vital information
from them, and starts to behave like 'gods' for one
reason or another. That's not a Group.
* EDITOR? I have been the editor for both International Hackers
Association Annual Report and the Swedish Hackers
Association Protocol until now. To run a board, keep
the writers writing, collecting own material, editing
and put the whole thing together, + writing for my own
group, Underground eXperts United (uXu), and publishing
The European Digest (TED) was a bit too much for me
(most of the time was really spent on keeping the
writers on their 'job' <grin>) so I handed over the job
to one of the members of the Swedish Hackers Association
and would still be writing (as contibutor & member) to the
protocols if it hadn't been for the 'traitor' story.
I didn't think that I handed over my position as the
leader with the Editor job, but that's what I noticed
when another member wrote the person I handed the editor
job over to, as the leader. Also, there will be claims
that I went abroad for such a long time, and that I
didn't need to know everything. Bullshit! 3 1/2 months
was the 'long time' and no-one said anything even after
I had returned about anything. Also, during the time I
ran my board as the HQ for the group, another member
listed His board as the HQ for the same group. I could
cope with that, no problem, but when all of this gets
gathered like this, it's easy to understand that some-
where during that time, it was enough.
Everything I write, I will publish through my OWN group,
uXu from now on. I have no connections with the group
'Swedish Hackers Association' anymore.
I say Good Luck to the new editor, and leader for S.H.A.
I know you will do a good job.
* uXu? Underground eXperts United was formed for three reasons:
1) Swedish Hackers Association was on the edge
when the 2nd of it's members was caught and got
his equipment apprehended by the police.
The first member that got busted, now awaiting
trial since over a year ago, have had 'strange'
noise on his phone, vans and other cars outside
his house, and other various 'strange' things
happen to him.
We still await the outcome of his forthcoming
trial, if the legal system can get their butt
out and quit stalling.
2) Swedish Hackers Association ONLY publish
things about Hacking/Phreaking and other
miscellaneous RELATED subjects.
I write a lot of other things, like stories,
'How to..' series, + Hacking/Phreaking related
things. In fact, almost everything can be
published with the uXu label.
3) The 'traitor' shit.
* THE REST The TED series, and all of the now available uXu
textfiles are written solely by me, but outside writers
are more than welcome to contact me to join the staff,
or just to contribute with a textfile. Everything is
welcomed! Just call uXu's homeboard INFO ADDICT at
+46-498-22113 and talk to me there.
FACT: INFO ADDICT & uXu have NOTHING to do with
the Swedish Hackers Association.
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%# presents... #%
#% -=*=- %#
%# The European Digest Series Vol.1 Issue #1 #%
#% 1991 By THE CHIEF ..uXu.. %#
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Contents...
01.............Introduction
02.............Why?
03.............Even Worse!
04.............SysOp's Underground Network (SUn)
05.............Now You Know
06.............Oops!
07.............Recommended
08.............End Comments
1. INTRODUCTION
---------------
Welcome to TED Vol.1 Issue #1 - The uXu File #1!
The European Digest Series have come to life because of the massive amount
of claimed underground bulletin board systems that, in recent years, have
seen the light, or, on the other side, have hit the dust. The European
Digest Vol.1 Issue #6 and #7 will include lists of Established and Known
Underground Boards, in area-code order, and with comments, facts, status
(number of members, meetings and so on), and a record of the amount of
Online Gfiles available.
This series will not, repeat NOT, be updated in a regular basis because of
the pre-mentioned massive amount of boards that exist today. It is impossible
to update it regularly without having that as a full-time job. And, secondly,
I call Long Distance to ALL of these boards, which keeps the phone-bill at a
regular $1000.00 amount.
2. THEN WHY?
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Well, I have, probably as the most of you reading this, called a few boards
in my lifetime. More than often, these boards have claimed to be Under-
ground boards with:
'More than XXXX+ Gfiles Online'
'Very Active Subs'
'Serious discussions'
'H/P/A/V/C/x Only! No ELITE!'
'Latest Hacker Utils'
'Full Access First Call'
'Free Leeching'.
I can say straight away that 90-95% of these "Claims" have been false, and
have been encountered when checked with:
'The HD just crashed last week...'
'I had to make room for another Warez Filearea...'
'I don't know you, so I can't give you Full Access on the first call...'
'Is Hacker v0.0087 Beta NOT the latest version?...'
and stuff like the following:
* On A 'Free Leeching' Board:
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YOUR UL/DL RATIO IS .....
YOU MUST UPLOAD xxxx GB Before Downloading
GFILE AREA NOT AVAILABLE
FILE AREAS NOT AVAILABLE
NOTHING IS AVAILABLE
NO LEECHING! - LEECH AND YOU'RE KICKED OUT!
NO CARRIER
* On A 'H/P/A/V/C/x! No Elite!' Board:
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AREA 27 AMIGA 0-DAY WAREZ ONLY
AREA 87 IBM 0-WEEK WAREZ ONLY
(E) ELITE ONLY! MESSAGES SUBS
PARABLOCKS HQ 9600- ONLY!
BLAH BLAH BLAH...SOFTWARE... BLAH...IF YOU AGREE TYPE 'OK' ONLY
IF YOU ARE A 'LAMER' YOU'RE KICKED OUT! ONLY 0-DAY WAREZ!
NO CARRIER ONLY
* On A 'Very Active Subs' and 'Serious Discussions' Board:
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Message: 1 Date: 12/6/87
From: SysOp Pvt Recd
To: All
Title: Sub
..........
This Message Sub is for all Hackers out there. And I just Know it will
be a Very Active Sub, because of all the hackers that call here.
/&/&/&/ SYSOP /&/&/&/
Message: 2 Date: 1/12/90
From: Mr Novice Pvt Recd
To: All
Title: Help!
............
I have a Vic-20 and I have problems.
When I call with my 1200/75 modem I
can't connect to any bulletin board
systems except for this one. Please
help. Also, I wonder what Basic is?
Bye!!
ps. What is 80 columns? ds.
[End Of Messages]
(P)ost (R)ead (S)can (E)xit
(Command:
* On a 'More than XXXX+ GFILES Online' Board:
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AREA FILES LAST DATE
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1. General Gfiles 7 05/18/86
2. Hacking 2 01/21/87
3. Phreaking 11 01/21/87
4. Carding 1 01/21/87
5. Magazines 3 01/21/87
6. Phrack Inc.!! 1 11/17/85
7. GIF 18 01/21/87
8. Warez 0-Dayz 0 01/21/87
9. New Uploads 0 01/21/87
[End Of Areas]
(U)pload (L)ist (A)rea (E)xit
(Command:
(Note: No VIEW command! uachk!)
...and so it goes. On and On, and even After you have checked the board,
received the 'explanations' from the SysOp, the Ads still look the same.
You start to understand the point to this series? Well, here's something
even Worse (if possible)!
3. EVEN WORSE!
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We have all read about Feds and SS who starts Fake Underground Boards. Now
how can you see the difference from a real one? How can you decide NOT to
call 'Dragons Dentist' when you don't know that it is a Fed Bust-Board?
Here's a little piece from a very funny (and true) gfile called 'Feds,
how to find and eliminate them' (author unknown):
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Feds can be found in almost every major bbs system in the country. They are
the ones who keep asking the "famous name" pirates for warez, and post none of
their own. Yes, the fed is the ultimate leech. They are also mistaken for 12-
14 year-old leeches, but sysops can usually tell that something is wrong when
a 13-year-old who "just started last week" is typing faster than the fire rate
for an UZI sub-machine gun.... and uses words like "extenuating", "viable",
and "situation normal". The typical 13-year-old follows the real leech's
guide, with "k00l", "<``l", "rad", "l8t0r", and "do you have this...?".
WHERE THEY HANG OUT: Sprint, MCI, Telediscount, AT&T, ESS, and Metro (?)
Security offices.... Police Stations... Large BBS's... Gay Bars... You know...
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That's some good advice there. We have also seen articles like:
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COLORADO COPS GO ONLINE
The board, which uses RBBS software, is open after 5 pm weekdays and
all day Saturdays and Sundays at 303-987-7388. The department's address is 445
S. Allison Parkway, Lakewood, CO 80226.
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FORBIDDEN ZONE BBS BUSTED
The FBI set up their own BBS to nail the kid (the SysOp).
- How was the FBI able to use a BBS to catch the Forbidden zone?
I understand that it was used to track uploaders of commercial software.
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POLICE SET UP BULLETIN BOARD STINGS
For more than two years, the department secretly ran a board called the
Underground Tunnel, which was set up to appear as a bulletin board run by a
system operator called Pluto. But late last month - to the surprise of the
board's more than 1,000 users - Pluto was revealed as Sgt. Robert Ansley, a
seven-year veteran of the police department.
Sting and intelligence gathering bulletin board operations are on the rise
throughout the country, according to law enforcement officials. Several police
departments nationwide have already used bulletin boards to track down and
arrest microcomputer users who post illegally obtained calling card codes,
mainframe access procedures and passwords, or other confidential information.
According to one high-lvel West Coast law enforcement officer who declined to
be identified, federal officials are now joining local authorities in running
bulletin boards in several key metropolitan areas.
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(all article-excerpts courtesy of the writers & authors)
This is a bit scary, because when there are Cop-SysOps around, the information
flow will thin out to NOTHING in the end. No new underground boards will be
accepted, and when the old ones die, there will be Zero Underground boards
to call! For an example, Ripco was a Great board once. Had the reputation, was
known to a majority of underground users, and had been active for a very long
time. After it got up again, after the bust, people was of course reluctant
to call. Most explanations were 'Feds got it once..' and 'Ever heard of
bugs?'. I understand these people, and therefore it would be nice to TRUST the
boards we call by checking them out. Now, you all say 'So how are You going to
spot the difference between a Fake BBS and a Genuine Underground Board then??'
Answer: I can't! That's a problem. All I wanted to say by this is that you
can Never trust New Unknown Underground Boards and that you should be careful
when calling one. Of course I will report Fake Boards if I spot any, so keep
an eye on the "Number of Feds" grade in the BBS-Listings, starting in TED
Issue #6.
4. SysOp's Underground Network (SUn)
------------------------------------
The SySop's Underground Network is a group of SySops who, in the effort to
further advance the state of underground computing, have joined together
to form a network. It will not include 'warez type boards', so if that's
your thing, you can't be a member. They will concentrate instead on the
informational boards. Text files, P/H/A/C/V bases, and good 'underground'
activities.
A Recent forming of an information-spreading Network have made the job of
spotting Feds and fake boards easier. SysOp's Underground Network will keep
it's members updated on Fake Users and Feds spotted on Underground boards,
and Busts. The members in their turn will inform the members of their boards,
and they will then warn their friends. This will mean that fake users and feds
will have a hard time keeping their identity secret, and will hopefully not be
able to harm the underground community too much.
To join The SysOp's Underground Network, you have to be an Underground Board
SysOp (if you didn't understand that by now), and you have to fill out the
SUn Application form and agree to the rules therein. The SUn application form
can be obtained on the following boards:
Persistance Of Time.....313-462-1141
Guild Of Assains........713-933-7248
Project X...............713-356-2042
DoPey's Domain..........714-951-7939
Info Addict.............+46-###-####
The Lifetime Detour.....313-644-5505
The Crowbar Hotel.......409-372-5511
5. NOW YOU KNOW
---------------
These things should be more than enough to convince you that this series of
files will be needed. If someone have the time to keep the BBS-Check files
updated, that help would be greatly appreciated. It sure would be useful.
If you still aren't convinced, please go into your bathroom, fill the bath-
tub with ice-cold water, (add a few 100's of ice-cubes), and get into it.
Thank you.
6. OOPS!
--------
This file should have been the 1st BBS Check file, but became a my view
of the underground bulletin board scene. I am tired of wasting my time on
those fake/empty/claim-to-be-great boards. That's the way gfiles are born.....
7. RECOMMENDED
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This section is included in every issue of The European Digest and will
contain recommended stuff/boards/reading and so on. For this file,
Some 4 Great Boards:
NAME PHONE WHY
-------------------------- ------------ -------------------------------------
Condemned Reality 618-397-7702 Huge Gfile Collection. Nice SysOp.
Good Subs & Discussions.
Lunatic Labs 213-655-0691 The Old Timer still online. Neat
subs, Gfiles, Misc Files. Serious.
The Crowbar Hotel 409-372-5511 Home of SUn. Good Gfile Collection.
Nice SysOp. Kinda nice BBS Software.
Demon Roach Underground 806-794-4362 The Old Timer still online. Great
subs. Lotsa Gfiles. Nice SysOp.
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8. END COMMENTS
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You have probably already guessed that I am not American (my spelling stinks!)
Well, I am working on my spelling so hang in there guys. It will get better.
The European Digest will not feature Hacking techniques, Phreaking, Carding,
information about government systems or the basic underground rap. It will
be different. It IS different. Manuals, The Underground Scene, Deep Deep
whatever, and so on. Less 'general rag stuff' and More Miscellaneous stuff.
Swedish Hacker News will be presented through the 'uXu - Swedish News' series,
but ONLY in Swedish. English translations will however be published in other
well-known underground rags, as contributions.
Check out the Next TED for Something Completely Different!
You can reach me on the following boards for comments, contributions,
questions or whatever:
Condemned Reality [618-397-7702]
Land Of Karrus [215-948-2132]
Demon Roach Underground [806-794-4362]
Balanced pH [818-783-5320]
Info Addict [+46-###-####]
The Chief 1991
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#% ..uXu.. 1991 %#
%# Underground eXperts United #%
#% presents... %#
%# -=*=- #%
#% The European Digest Series Vol.1 Issue #2 %#
%# 1991 By THE CHIEF ..uXu.. #%
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Contents...
01.............Introduction
02.............TSR Index Part 1
03.............Recommended
04.............End Comments
1. INTRODUCTION
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Welcome to TED Vol.1 Issue #2 - The uXu File #2!
This is an Almost Complete Index to The Syndicate Report magazine.
There's only One issue that seems to have vanished from this planet,
and that's Issue #19. I have looked, asked, requested and combed the
Best boards in The U.S. to find this issue for almost a year, but
without any results. That's the reason why this Index is Not complete.
If anyone of you reading this Have the Issue #19, or Know where to find
it, please call one of the boards listed at the end of this TED and
E-Mail me there. You will be rewarded for your help.
2. TSR INDEX PART 1
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______________________________________________________________________________
THE ALMOST COMPLETE SYNDICATE REPORT INDEX
PART 1
TSR 01 - 21.1
September the 21th 1991
..uXu..
Written by: The Chief For The European Digest
No copyright. You may spread this file as you want
as long as it is in its original and unchanged form
and no change of credits. Information Gathered 1991.
DISCLAIMER: This file has nothing to do with the actual Syndicate
Report which is (c) The Sensei. It is Not written as
a file in "The Syndicate Report" series!
______________________________________________________________________________
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Issue <No. 1> Release Date: May 18, 1986 Sections: 09
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1. Introduction
2. PC Systems/Exchange Name Change
3. CCSN Card Holders
4. Centrex/Centron Call Forwarding
5. Message Services
6. U.S. West Information Systems Sells PBX To GSA
7. FCC Restricts Minor Access To Dial-A-Porn
8. Gallup Poll Reports Ma Bell Isn't Missed
9. AT&T Proposes Long-Distance Rate Decrease
Contributors In This Issue:
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None
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No. 2> Release Date: July 4, 1986 Sections: 04
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1. Centrex/Centron Call Forwarding (Cont. From TSR Issue #1)
2. Competitive Phone Companys React
3. NWB's Intro To 'Smart Phones'
4. Local Area Networks (LAN)
Contributors In This Issue:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
None
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No. 3> Release Date: July 30, 1986 Sections: 04
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1. Local Area Networks (Continued Info.)
2. Business/Residence Account Tracking
3. Intracall
4. Pots And Pans Developments
Contributors In This Issue:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
None
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No. 4> Release Date: Aug. 10, 1986 Sections: 06
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1. Privacy Of Communications
2. Pacific NW Bell Installs Computerized Switching Offices
3. Syndicate Report Fast Money/Time Saving Tip
4. Fiber Optics Breakthrough
5. New Unix Development
6. DVX-Digital Voice Exchange System
Contributors In This Issue:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
None
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No. 5> Release Date: Aug. 26, 1986 Sections: 06
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1. Agents in Unix
2. Memory Management System
3. Argo, Microtel, & Litel Merging
4. Fiber Optics & Competition
5. UNISTAR Bureau
6. C-LAN
Contributors In This Issue:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
None
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No. 6> Release Date: Sept. 28, 1986 Sections: 05
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1. Vanity Numbers
2. Long-Distance Data Transmission Statistics
3. ISDN- A Primer
4. Information on Fiber Optics
5. Deregulation Interview: Tri-Co's Jim Blair
Contributors In This Issue:
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
None
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No. 7> Release Date: Oct. 30, 1986 Sections: 06
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1. ISDN- A Primer *Continued*
2. Opposition Grows
3. Ultraphone Rescues Area From Isolation
4. MICE in Training
5. TELEChoice Trial
6. Sharks Getting High-Fiber Diet
Contributors In This Issue:
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None
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No. 8> Release Date: Nov. 24, 1986 Sections: 03
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1. Electronic Fraudulent Crackdowns
2. ISDN: A Primer Part III
3. PicTel's 56-kbps 'PicturePhones' / Nynex
Contributors In This Issue:
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None
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No. 9> Release Date: Feb. 16, 1987 Sections: 06
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1. 911 Charge Fee
2. AT&T Rates Chopped
3. TSPS Justice
4. Cloning Exp. Aviods Havoc For Bell Comp's.
5. Computer History Stickups
6. SONAR To Speed Up Order Process
Contributors In This Issue:
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5. The Mercenal
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.10> Release Date: Apr. 16, 1987 Sections: 05
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1. BOC 800 Service Signals Major Changes
2. MultiBus II Goes Unix
3. Software Publishers Step Up Anti-Piracy Actions in Canada
4. Hybrid Phone System
5. Lawmaker's proposal restricts computerized calls
Contributors In This Issue:
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2. Swingline Edison
4. Ascii Py-Rat X
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.11> Release Date: May 19, 1987 Sections: 07
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1. Pacific Bell Delays Testing on Project Victoria Device
2. Coalition Fights Efforts to Deregulate Bell
3. Hackers at High School Make Report Cards
4. Gambling Hackers Break Casino Computer
5. FBI Warns Computer Stores In Wake of Serial Bombings
6. State Bill Protecting Electronic Communication
7. New England Bell Planning to Offer ISDN
Contributors In This Issue:
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2. HP Hatcher
5. Mrs. Isle Addict
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.12> Release Date: June 21, 1987 Sections: 06
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1. Computer Fraud Threat Increasing
2. FCC Information Tax Ahead
3. Metal Shop Private News
4. Breaking the Bootleg Bands
5. Debut Big Smash
6. Misc: Phrack/SummerCon/Osuny News
Contributors In This Issue:
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2. Mitsu
4. Stall Eckhouse
6. Knight Lightning "Message for members of Metal Shop Private"
"SummerCon"
Mr. Pez "Probabilities on Phrack"
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.13> Part 1 Release Date: July 21, 1987 Sections: 07
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1. Dan The Operator - Exposed as an Informant for Maxfield
2. Letter in Regards of FCC Taxing Datacommunicationists
3. Northwestern Bell's CAROLINE
4. Contel Merger
5. Calling Cards Termed 'Discriminatory'
6. Restrictions on Automatic Dialing Devices
7. Apprehended At Last: The Sensei of The Syndicate Report
Contributors In This Issue:
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2. Central Aloy
6. Tom E. Hack
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.13> Part 2 Release Date: Aug. 3, 1987 Sections: 01
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1. The Sensei of The Syndicate Report Busted At Last For Phreaking/Hacking
into 415 Unix
Contributors In This Issue:
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None
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.14> Release Date: Aug. 21, 1987 Sections: 05
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1. BOC Restriction Decision Still Pending
2. Hugo World News 1
3. Vendors Underline Commitment to ISDN, Predict Tariff Battles
4. Proposed FCC Access Fee Draws More Criticism
5. Silent Assault (612 Phreak) Busted
Contributors In This Issue:
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3. Laurie Flynn and Sharon Fisher
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.15> Part 1 Release Date: Sept. 21, 1987 Sections: 09
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1. New Editors In Phrack Inc.
2. Bank Couples PCs, Micro Card to Increase Security
3. CompuSystems Mail-Order Firm Under Investigations for Fraud
4. LightNet Announces Major Expansion To West Coast
5. FCC Leans to Price-Cap Regulation; US West Approves Proposal
6. Meter Reader on Phone...Literally
7. Tech Access Network Speeds I&R at Bell COs
8. Cable TV Ban Eyed
9. $5 Billion Dollar Contract Out For New Government Phone System
Contributors To This Issue:
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3. InfoWorld Weekly Magazine
4. BBS Press Service
7. The Curist
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.15> Part 2 Release Date: Sept. 21, 1987 Sections: 07
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1. Exposition / Author's Note
2. UNIX System Newsletter
3. Fiber Optics In The Home
4. More Global Clout For MCI
5. Horse-Racing Fanatics Bet Via Modem
6. The IBM-MCI Partnership Fanally Takes Off
7. Syndicate Report Brief Notes
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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A Computer Hacker Was Apprehended
MCI To Replace 5 Digit Access Code Ports
Warning - For Hackers Of State University New York/St. Francis
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Contributors In This Issue:
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7. Silent Assault "A Computer Hacker Was Apprehended"
Unknown "MCI To Replace 5 Digit Access Code Ports"
Chameleion "Warning - For Hackers Of State University.."
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.16> Part 1 Release Date: Oct. 21, 1987 Sections: 08
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1. Exposition / Author's Note
2. FCC Lengthens Access Charge Comment Period
3. Judge Greene Eases Information Services Restrictions On Bocs
4. Cellular Phones And Cops
5. IBM Enchanced Telecommunications Wares
6. 5$ Billion Federal Phone System -- New Players In GSA Game
7. Fax And AT&T .08$ Per-Page Agreement
8. Syndicate Report Brief Notes
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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No Data Bases For The Baby Bells
FCC Tax Info
Cops Capture Clear Fingerprints
U S Sprint Receiving ANI
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Contributors In This Issue:
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3. Phiber Optic
8. Autocat "FCC Tax Info"
Agent Steal "U S Sprint Receiving ANI"
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.16> Part 2 Release Date: Oct. 21, 1987 Sections: 09
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1. Exposition / Author's Note
2. PCS And Phone Companies Not Ideal Couples
3. Japan Is Getting A Truly Smart Credit Card
4. VISA USA Takes To The Airwaves To Nail Thieves
5. NJ Bell Tests Service That Displays Incoming Calls
6. WANG & ITT Considered Merger
7. PACTEL Proposes Definition For Bell Information Services
8. TSR Editor Gets Visit From Local VMS Officials
9. Syndicate Report Brief Notes
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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Though listed to Have the Brief Notes Section, this issue didn't.
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Contributors In This Issue:
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2. Suicidal Tandemcies
3. The Disk Jockey
5. Empty Promise
6. Tirk 57
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.17> Release Date: Dec. 30, 1987 Sections: 09
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1. Exposition / Author's Note
2. IBM Pledges Support for ISDN If World Standards Are Set
3. FCC Documents VIA General Electric Net
4. D&B Enforces Restrictions of Dialog On-Line Subscribers
5. Board Allows Remote PC User From Phone
6. Genie OnLine Service Cuts 2400 bps Rates
7. FCC Crackdown Causing Far East PC Vendors to Meet Regulations
8. The Last Visit From Officials
9. Communication Networks Conference And Exposition
Contributors In This Issue:
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3. Dana Digital
5. Brew
6. Unknown
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.18> Part 1 Release Date: Nov. 30, 1988 Sections: 05
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1. Cracking Government Security Codes
2. LD Computing & International PSTN
3. PacTel Proposes Definition For Bell Information Services
4. Of Unix, Worms, and Viruses - Science Fiction Becomes Real
5. Syndicate Report Brief Notes
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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25 Prime Telecommuting Occupations (for the modem junky)
Dial-A-Symphony
UDS Adapters and ISDN
Southern Bell
Computer Security HOT Topic
Industry Said to be Lagging
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Contributors In This Issue:
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3. Clockwork Orange
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.18> Part 2 Release Date: Nov. 30, 1988 Sections: 04
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1. Abbie Hoffman at Democratic National Convention
2. Job Screening Over the Phone
3. Tapping Phone Lines (Voice/Data)
4. Syndicate Report Brief Notes/2
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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MCI Sets up Network for Facsimiles
Top-Secret Satellite Readied
AT&T Wins Pentagon Computer Competition
Brain Enrolls in School
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Contributors In This Issue:
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2. Bitmaster
3. Agent Steal
4. The Mercinary "AT&T Wins Pentagon Computer Competition"
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.20> Part 1 Release Date: Jan. 31, 1989 Sections: 07
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1. Editor's Note
2. Telenet / PC Pursuit Price Hike
3. Phone Fraud Techniques PART III
4. Information Age Attacks
5. Unix Hacker Caught at LLNL
6. Briefs notes from The Report
7. Vocabulary Tonic
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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Bell Atlantic Offers Email
AT&T, BellSouth Offer Cable TV
Phone Co's Reaching Overseas
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Contributors In This Issue:
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2. KM / 'C Pursuit'
3. The Synergist
6. Delta #5 "Phone Co's Reaching Overseas"
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.20> Part 2 Release Date: Jan. 31, 1989 Sections: 06
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1. Editor's Note
2. How to Tap Fiber-Optic Cable
3. Toll Fraud Literally on the Home
4. Cracker's Love a Challenge
5. Modems Annexed, ISDN In
6. Briefs notes from The Report
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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Service Tells 'Who is Ringin'
Service Helps Social Security
New Jersey Bell - CLID
Frequent Fliers Phone Flagging
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Contributors In This Issue:
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3. Euclidean Wave
5. The Teknition
-. Professor Falken "The Wasp - Busted By Feds"
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.21> Part 1 Release Date: Mar. 2, 1989 Sections: 07
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1. Editor's Note
2. AT&T Works on Making Unix Less Vulnerable
3. MCI Mail Rates and Info Change
4. AT&T Bellcore & Tiniest Semiconductors Ever
5. Common Unix Passwords
6. Briefs notes from The Report
7. Vocabulary Tonic
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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Bell 900 Battles
NSA Chooses Its Security
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Contributors In This Issue:
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5. Multiformly
6. MPhone "Bell 900 Battles"
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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3. RECOMMENDED
--------------
This section is included in every issue of The European Digest and will
contain recommended stuff/boards/reading and so on. For this file, some
good Hip-Hop/Rap music.
GROUP/ARTIST Album Recommended
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
N.W.A. - Niggers With Attitudes Straight Outta Compton -and/or-
Niggaz4Life
PUBLIC ENEMY It Takes A Nation... -and/or-
Apocalypse 91
ICE T The Iceberg - Freedom.. -and/or-
O.G. Original Gangsta
THE GETO BOYS The Geto Boys
L.L.Cool.J Mama Said Knock You Out
Eric B & Rakim Paid In Full -and/or-
Let The Rhythm Hit 'em
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4. END COMMENTS
---------------
I would like to thank all the people out there who have helped me in
my search for the 'missing' TSR Issue #19.
Suicidal Maniac
The Mad Alchemist
Lestat De Lioncourt
The Swamp Rat
The Gatsby
Phearless
Scooter
and everyone else I've forgotten....
The European Digest will not feature Hacking techniques, Phreaking, Carding,
information about government systems or the basic underground rap. It will
be different. It IS different. Manuals, The Underground Scene, Deep Deep
whatever, and so on. Less 'general rag stuff' and More Miscellaneous stuff.
Swedish Hacker News will be presented through the 'uXu - Swedish News' series,
but ONLY in Swedish. English translations will however be published in other
well-known underground rags, as contributions.
Check out the Next TED for The Syndicate Report Index Part 2.
You can reach me on the following boards for comments, contributions,
questions or whatever:
Condemned Reality [618-397-7702]
Land Of Karrus [215-948-2132]
Demon Roach Underground [806-794-4362]
Balanced pH [818-783-5320]
Info Addict [+46-###-####]
The Chief 1991
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Contents...
01.............Introduction
02.............TSR Index Part 2
03.............Recommended
04.............End Comments
1. INTRODUCTION
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Welcome to TED Vol.1 Issue #3 - The uXu File #3!
This is an Almost Complete Index to The Syndicate Report magazine.
There's only One issue that seems to have vanished from this planet,
and that's Issue #19. I have looked, asked, requested and combed the
Best boards in The U.S. to find this issue for almost a year, but
without any results. That's the reason why this Index is Not complete.
If anyone of you reading this Have the Issue #19, or Know where to find
it, please call one of the boards listed at the end of this TED and
E-Mail me there. You will be rewarded for your help.
2. TSR INDEX PART 2
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THE ALMOST COMPLETE SYNDICATE REPORT INDEX
PART 2
TSR 21.2 - 28.2
September the 21th 1991
..uXu..
Written by: The Chief For The European Digest
No copyright. You may spread this file as you want
as long as it is in its original and unchanged form
and no change of credits. Information Gathered 1991.
DISCLAIMER: This file has nothing to do with the actual Syndicate
Report which is (c) The Sensei. It is Not written as
a file in "The Syndicate Report" series!
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Issue <No.21> Part 2 Release Date: Mar. 2, 1989 Sections: 06
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1. Editor's Note
2. "Cyberpunks" Vs. The Media
3. Busting Telephone Solicitors
4. Telecommunications Events, Conferences, Seminars, and Shows
5. Software Links Unix System to Atomic Clock
6. Briefs notes from The Report
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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Callers Must be Told the Cost
Bell Goes To College
Hackers Fail Raiding ATMs
Speaking of ATM Heists...
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Contributors In This Issue:
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4. Seymour Lecker
6. John "scij" "Hackers Fail Raiding ATMs"
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.22> Part 1 Release Date: Apr. 10, 1989 Sections: 08
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1. Editor's Note
2. Phone Systems as Vulnerable as Computer Networks
3. Telenet Status Information
4. Telecommunication Events, Conferences, Seminars, and Shows
5. Customer Name and Address/Listing (CNA/L) Program
6. Cellular Fones on Digital Lines
7. Brief Notes from the Report
8. Vocabulary Tonic
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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VMX D.I.A.L.-S System
ATM Body Language (Advancement from TSR #21-2 ATM Bust)
Bell Labs Computer Solves Unsolvable
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Contributors In This Issue:
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4. Seymour Lecker
5. Professor Falken
6. Comp Comm
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.22> Part 2 Release Date: Apr. 10, 1989 Sections: 03
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1. Copyrights and The Syndicate Report Magazine
2. Phry Code Pro, PC Pursuit Password Hacker
3. Brief Notes from the Report
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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FAX Will Fly Off The Plane
The Briefcase is Ringing
Options Added to Voice Line
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Contributors In This Issue:
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2. The Exciter
3. 3-In-One Dublin "The Briefcase Is Ringing"
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.23> Part 1 Release Date: June 13, 1989 Sections: 08
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1. Editor's Note
2. Telecommunication Events, Conferences, Seminars, and Shows
3. Phreak Tools V1.1 - Remake of CNA/L Lister
4. Radio WTSP Hacker Charged With Computer Tampering
5. The "950" Busts
6. Hacker Stereotypes and Statistics
7. Brief Notes from the Report
8. Vocabulary Tonic
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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Drowning Hackers
FBI Haunted by West German Hackers
Hotel Motel Holiday Inn Services
Hacker Busted: Steals DEC VMS code
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Contributors In This Issue:
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2. Seymour Lecker
3. Professor Falken
4. Romeo Andria
5. Professor Falken
7. The Curist "Hotel Motel Holiday Inn Services"
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.23> Part 2 Release Date: June 13, 1989 Sections: 06
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1. Editor's Note
2. The CT2 Phone - Another Abuse Product
3. Virus Outbreaks Spur Congree To Combat Threat
4. How To Become A Syndicate Report Support BBS
5. Credit Card Fraud: Old Techniques Still Work
6. Brief Notes from the Report
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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Pizza Hut Uses Central Number
One in 10 to use fiber by 2001
UK Law fails to snare Hackers
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Contributors In This Issue:
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2. Professor Falken
5. Credit Card Carny
6. Celtic Phrost "One in 10 to use fiber by 2001"
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.24> Part 1 Release Date: Aug. 20, 1989 Sections: 08
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1. Editor's Note
2. Radio Waves / Main TSR BBS Moves
3. Foreign Tapping -- Fone Surgery Made Easy
4. New APPLE Hack...Extender Bender
5. AT&T and World War III
6. Online A Crime System
7. Brief Notes from the Report
8. Vocabulary Tonic
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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NYNEX Tests no-dial Fone
Credit Card Grabb-Bag Tip
TeleCard Now Has 52 Countries
AT&T Controls 60% of Telcom. Market
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Contributors In This Issue:
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3. The Joker
4. The Phantom Viper
5. Professor Falken
7. The Phox "Credit Card Grabb-Bag Tip"
Express Con "AT&T Controls 60% of Telcom. Market"
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.24> Part 2 Release Date: Aug. 20, 1989 Sections: 06
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1. Editor's Note
2. Hacker's Leak MAC OS Source Code
3. Phreak Tools / Phry Code Pro UPDATES
4. US Sprint Employee NABBS Peddler
5. A Search For ANI/ANAC Digits
6. Brief Notes from the Report
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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Credit Card Checksum Generation Inc.
Can't beat them? join them
FBI Detection Device
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Contributors In This Issue:
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2. Lady Love
3. Professor Falken "Phreak Tools"
The Exciter "Phry Code Pro Version 4.00"
4. Professor Falken
6. Scourge "Credit Card Checksum Generation Inc."
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.25> Part 1 Release Date: Sept. 20, 1989 Sections: 09
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1. Editor's Note "TSR Clears Month #25"
2. Time, Notwithstanding, The Line Noise Collusion
3. CCCP Experiences "COMPUTER CRIME"
4. More Morris Jr. Morrings
5. Extender Bender v2 & C.C. Checksum Kit for Applers
6. CI; AT&T, AMEX Telcom, Info Processing Service
7. FONVIEW Allows Hacks to Analyze Fone Bills
8. Brief Notes from the Report
9. Vocabulary Tonic
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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Cellular Fone Sets Off Alarm
Navy Lofts 10 Satellites
Sharks Like FO
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Contributors In This Issue:
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3. Vlady-wire - Originated from USSR, Moscow, by way of Galaxy Link
4. Stall Ecklhouse
8. Techno-Todd "Cellular Fone Sets Off Alarm"
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.25> Part 2 Release Date: Sept. 20, 1989 Sections: 07
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1. Editor's Note "The Strikes, Pi, and Cracking a Bank Open"
2. dOGMA! TSR Feverishly Battered by Citadalions, Again
3. NEW! The ProDial V1.0 Hacker for Apple //
4. TSR ADVERTISEMENT
5. Privacy A Top Concern In The 1990s
6. All New! TSR Historical Information Tome
7. Brief Notes From The Report
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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Credit Card Checksum Generation Inc.
A Consultant Talks To Ignorant
PACBELL Files Suit
SPRINT Offers New Service
Electronic News For Colleges
Telcor Unveils Sppedy Modem
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Historical Information Tome Vol.1
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The Term 'Hacker' Haunts Computists Of MIT, Again
Intel's Anti-Hacker [KEPROM] Chip
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Contributors In This Issue:
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2. SuperCOMP Users
3. Cyber Groan
5. Ali Stench
7. T.P Viper "Credit Card Checksum Generation Inc."
7. A Local College Kidd "Electronic News For Colleges"
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.26> Part 1 Release Date: Oct. 31, 1989 Sections: 07
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1. Editor's Note "Radio Waves Dead? -- TSR Relocates"
2. Power Surge Protection
3. Apple: Prodial V1.0 Hack
4. Viruses Galore
5. Prodigy Information Service, Quick Commentary
6. Brief Notes from the Report
7. Vocabulary Tonic
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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New SUPERComputer is Faster
BELL Buying Digital Switches
TSPS 0 Operator Services Expanding
FUJITSU DONATES CELLULAR PHONES
MCI & ATT At 'It' Again
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Contributors In This Issue:
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3. Cyber Groan
6. The Colonial Tone "BELL Buying Digital Switches"
6. MSC Fisher "MCI & ATT At 'It' Again"
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.26> Part 2 Release Date: Oct. 31, 1989 Sections: 08
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1. Editor's Note
2. Hacking BASICS Explained By One Visionless Hacker
3. Nu Prometheus League, Reprint I
4. The Universal Price Code System
5. Morris Jr. Will Never Die!
6. Worm Attacks NASA's Decnet
7. All New! TSR Historical Information Tome
8. Brief Notes From The Report
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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DO NOT PASS GO
Virus House
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Historical Information Tome Vol.2
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Richard Sanza Alive?
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Contributors In This Issue:
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2. Unknown Hack
4. Professor Falken
6. Terminal Protestor & Unknown Nuclear Attacking Protestor
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.27> Part 1 Release Date: Jan. 18, 1990 Sections: 08
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1. Editor's Note
2. NEW: Telenet PCP Thief Hacker
3. Dubbing Viruses
4. "Safe" Government Software
5. Poking Around Prodigy (IBM/Sears Joint Venture)
6. A Neuromancer Sharp Exert
7. Brief Notes from the Report
8. Vocabulary Tonic
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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AT&T Announces Cutts
Sprint, Bell Make Agreement
Firm Provides Networking ISDN
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Contributors In This Issue:
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2. Brew Associates
6. William Gibson, Author of Neuromancer, 1984
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.27> Part 2 Release Date: Jan. 18, 1990 Sections: 10
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1. Editor's Note
2. Viruses in the USSR
3. Immobilize the FCC !
4. AOS May Be Charging More
5. Quick & Hot News
6. Communication Networks '90 Conference
7. Long Distance Services Revealed
8. The Hacker's Choice: New Version of TELIX -- 3.12
9. All New! TSR Historical Information Tome
10. Brief Notes From The Report
Quick & Hot News In This Issue:
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MCI Provides Digital Services
HDTV Set For Viewing
Chicago Gets New Area Code
High-Tech Tax Season Here
Egghead Founder Resigns
Citadalion Sysop "Fries" In Legal Hip-Hop
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Brief Notes In This Issue:
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MCI Links With Mexico
Firm Gets Upgrade Contract
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Contributors In This Issue:
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2. Professor Falken
3. Unknown User
4. Unknown User
5. Local Citadel Users "Citadalion Sysop "Fries" In Legal Hip-Hop
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.28> Part 1 Release Date: Sept. 5, 1990 Sections: 10
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1. Editor's Note
2. California Firm Again Challenges Hackers To BREAK Into System
3. New Version 'EXTENDER BENDER' Supports the Apple //gs
4. To Catch A Hacker "The True Story of John Maxfield, electronic asshole."
5. Cellular Eavesdroping, the 1990s Sport?
6. Fiber Optics and Cable TV Combined?
7. Kids Charged In Bomb Incidents
8. The Electronic Frontier Foundation
9. Brief Notes from the Report
10. Vocabulary Tonic
Brief Notes In This Issue:
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New Fone Can Screen Visitors
New Soft. Breaks Barriers
School Created in a MicroCHIP
County Employees Warned
Man STOPPED for Using Cellular Car Fone
BELL Atlantic Files Request
More Hotels Offer Voice Mail
Callers can be Tracked !
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Contributors In This Issue:
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4. PC Magazine
5. Cellular Phreak
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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Issue <No.28> Part 2 Release Date: Sept. 5, 1990 Sections: 08
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1. Editor's Note
2. Operation SunDevil, A Rework
3. The Title Reads: "COMPUTISTS ENDANGERED LIVES."
4. Device IDs Fone Callers, Links To dBASE Files
5. Journalist Faces New 'hacker' Charges
6. Computer Student Gets Fine, Probation for Rogue Program
7. Quick & Hot News
8. Brief Notes From The Report
Quick & Hot News In This Issue:
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Stock Exchange Can Be Cracked
Police Arrest NYC Hackers
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Brief Notes In This Issue:
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New Cell Fone Size of Wallet
Virus Infects Census Computers
Erotic Mix-up Occurs With 900 Numbers
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Contributors In This Issue:
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5. Pain Hertz
The Rest Written By The Sensei
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3. RECOMMENDED
--------------
This section is included in every issue of The European Digest and will
contain recommended stuff/boards/reading and so on. For this file, some
good Hip-Hop/Rap music.
GROUP/ARTIST Album Recommended
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
N.W.A. - Niggers With Attitudes Straight Outta Compton -and/or-
Niggaz4Life
PUBLIC ENEMY It Takes A Nation... -and/or-
Apocalypse 91
ICE T The Iceberg - Freedom.. -and/or-
O.G. Original Gangsta
THE GETO BOYS The Geto Boys
L.L.Cool.J Mama Said Knock You Out
Eric B & Rakim Paid In Full -and/or-
Let The Rhythm Hit 'em
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4. END COMMENTS
---------------
I would like to thank all the people out there who have helped me in
my search for the 'missing' TSR Issue #19.
Suicidal Maniac
The Mad Alchemist
Lestat De Lioncourt
The Swamp Rat
The Gatsby
Phearless
Scooter
and everyone else I've forgotten....
The European Digest will not feature Hacking techniques, Phreaking, Carding,
information about government systems or the basic underground rap. It will
be different. It IS different. Manuals, The Underground Scene, Deep Deep
whatever, and so on. Less 'general rag stuff' and More Miscellaneous stuff.
Swedish Hacker News will be presented through the 'uXu - Swedish News' series,
but ONLY in Swedish. English translations will however be published in other
well-known underground rags, as contributions.
Check out the Next TED for The Syndicate Report Index Part 2.
You can reach me on the following boards for comments, contributions,
questions or whatever:
Condemned Reality [618-397-7702]
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Demon Roach Underground [806-794-4362]
Balanced pH [818-783-5320]
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SPECIAL MANUAL ISSUE - SCO XENIX System V TUTORIAL CHAPTER #1
Contents...
01.............Introduction
02.............Contents In Chapter One
03.............Xenix Tutorial Chapter One
04.............Recommended
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1. INTRODUCTION
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Welcome to TED Vol.1, Issue #4! - The uXu File #4.
The SCO Xenix System V Tutorial Manual seems to be a nice start to knowing
The Xenix operating System. As you might know, Xenix is very similar to
Unix (it is a bi-product of unix), and by knowing a bit about Xenix helps
you in your knowledge for unix as well. This is The Xenix Tutorial Manual
and is not altered, changed or revised in any way, except for personal comments
throughout the text shown like this: (* comment *). This Xenix Manual Series
will cover all SCO Xenix System V manuals. After the Tutorial Manual, comes
the Xenix User's Guide. Then it's time for the Xenix System Administrator's
Guide followed by The Xenix User's Reference. Enjoy!
2. CONTENTS IN CHAPTER ONE
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1.0 INTRODUCTION
1.1.1...Introduction
1.1.2...About This Tutorial
1.1.3...Notational Conventions
3. XENIX TUTORIAL CHAPTER ONE
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1.0 INTRODUCTION 1.0
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1.1.1 Introduction 1.1.1 Introduction
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This tutorial is an introduction to the XENIX(tm) Operating System. It is
intended for users who have little or no familiarity with Xenix or UNIX(tm).
The XENIX Operating System is distributed with over two hundred commands
and programs. This tutorial does not explain how to use all of these. Instead,
the commands and programs described in this tutorial are those that you will
use most often, and those you will find most useful.
The aim of this tutorial is to teach you how to do useful work on a XENIX
system as quickly as possible. To this end, it is not necessary to provide you
with complete information about each command described in this tutorial. For
complete information, refer to the appropriate sections of the "XENIX User's
Reference" and the "XENIX User's Guide", soon to be released in The European
Digest Series.
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1.1.2 About This Tutorial 1.1.2 About This Tutorial
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This tutorial is organized as follows:
* Chapter 1, "Introduction," presents an overview of the contents of
the entire tutorial, and explains how to use it.
* Chapter 2, "Basic Concepts," explains the concepts that you need
to understand to work effectively in the XENIX environment. The
chapters that follow presuppose an understanding of the material
presented in this chapter.
* Chapter 3, "Logging In," explains how to log in to the system,
how to keep your account secure, how to edit the login prompt and
how to enter XENIX commands.
* Chapter 4, "Working With Files And Directories," explains how to
perform some of the basic tasks involving files and directories.
This chapter explains how to create files and directories, how to
move, copy, delete, and rename files and directories. The chapter
also explains how to use various XENIX text processing utilities,
and how to use access permissions with files and directories.
* Chapter 5, "Housekeeping," explains how to use the XENIX
"housekeeping" utilities. This chapter explains how to create
backups, how to copy diskettes, how to get information about the
status of the system, and how to place commands in the back-
ground. The chapter also contains a brief discussion of XENIX
shell programming.
* Chapter 6, "XENIX Desktop Utilities," explains how to use the
XENIX desktop utilities. This chapter explains how to use the
automatic reminder service, how to communicate with other users
on the system and how to use the system calculator.
The best way to use this tutorial is to begin by reading chapter 2. This
will provide you with the background information that you need in order to
understand the material presented in subsequent chapters. You should then
read chapters 3 through 6. If you have the XENIX operating system running on
a "you-are-welcome-to-use-it" computer, have it ready for entering commands
as instructed in the examples of these chapters.
Each section of each chapter is a self-contained unit. You do not have to
read previous sections in order to understand the material presented in any
particular section. If you only need to know how to perform a specific task,
for example, if you already know how to create text files but you do not know
how to print them, you can turn to the section of the chapter that explains
how to perform that task. In this case, you can turn to section 4.4 of chapter
4. You do not have to read sections 4.1 through 4.3 in order to understand
the material presented in section 4.4.
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1.1.3 Notational Conventions 1.1.3 Notational Conventions
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This tutorial uses the following notational conventions:
* Examples in the text are marked by single line lines. (-------)
* Commands that you enter are written within < >.
* Directories and Filenames are written within [ ].
* Keys to be pressed are written with BIG LETTERS. For example, the
Return key is represented by:
RETURN
* Key combinations are written with a First Big Letter.
An example is:
Ctrl-d
When you see a key combination, you are supposed to hold down
the first key and press the second key. In this example, you should
hold down the Control key and press the d key.
* An uppercase letter in parentheses is often appended to command
names, as in:
touch(C)
The letter in parentheses refers to the section of the XENIX User's
Reference that contains complete information on the command.
4. RECOMMENDED
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This section is included in every issue of The European Digest and will
contain recommended stuff/boards/reading and so on. For this file,
A couple of Hacker Books & 'Zines.
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BOOKS BOOKS
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The Cuckoo's Egg by Cliff Stoll.
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Cliff Stoll's Story about the German Hacker that almost made it
and an interesting viewpoint on Security. Nice Story with a terrible end.
The Computer Underground by M. Harry.
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Contains a few funnies, though the book is old nowadays. Viewpoints on
Hackers, how to hack, various networks & dialin-listings, hack-program
listings and the general stuff. Also has a few items on pirates. Many
Gfile-reprints.
The Inner Circle by Bill Landreth
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Bill Landreth on Computer Security. Ex-hacker Landreth shows the weak
spots of your system and tells about his up and downfall. Kinda neat.
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'ZINES 'ZINES
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Phrack Inc. - All Issues. The Best 'zine ever produced, now as 'Classic'.
Issues Available: 00 - 33 (Classic issues available)
Computer Underground Digest - Covers the most in the Underground scene.
Issues Available: 1.00 - 3.31 (very active)
The Syndicate Report - If you're looking for news, you'll find it here!
Issues Available: 01 - 28 (not active anymore)
cDc Communications - Funniest! All Subjects covered! Nice Stories! Great!
Issues Available: 01 - 193 (very active)
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5. END COMMENTS
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Well, chapter one isn't that long, but it's a start anyways. I hope this will
encourage you to get the rest of the series, because in the next chapter,
chapter two, the tutorial begins. I also want to state that the series is meant
for the complete Xenix beginner. Those of you who have unix/xenix experience
and knowledge already, could perhaps keep the series as a reference guide.
The European Digest will not feature Hacking techniques, Phreaking, Carding,
information about government systems or the basic underground rap. It will
be different. It IS different. Manuals, The Underground Scene, Deep Deep
whatever, and so on. Less 'general rag stuff' and More Miscellaneous stuff.
Swedish Hacker News will be presented through the 'uXu - Swedish News' series,
but ONLY in Swedish. English translations will however be published in other
well-known underground rags, as contributions.
Check out the Next TED for Chapter Two in the SCO Xenix System V Tutorial.
You can reach me on the following boards for comments, contributions,
questions or whatever:
Condemned Reality [618-397-7702]
Land Of Karrus [215-948-2132]
Demon Roach Underground [806-794-4362]
Balanced pH [818-783-5320]
Info Addict [+46-###-####]
The Chief 1991
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* Chapter One - Why Older?
There's 1000 reasons why but I won't write all of them in this file
(they'll make a great sequel though) but some of them.
1) Older Women have a lot more experience when it comes to Sex.
They'll teach you things you never thought possible <grin>
and they KNOW exactly how they want it, and how to make you
feel just right.
2) Older Women have more money.
This is a fact. Young women spend all their summer-work money
and often live on their parents. They have nothing saved.
>> If her parents are rich, ignore this reason.
3) Older Women don't talk to you about 'their day in school'
for 2 hours every day, and spend the rest of the day talking
on the phone with 'Jamie', 'Lisa', 'Margret', 'Pheobe', and
the rest of her 50 closest friends about 'boys' and the
school-dance on friday.
You can discuss (if That's what you're after) with older women.
They understand what you're saying (amazing) and can actually
tell you Their views on what you were talking about.
4) Older Women like to have younger men.
This applies mostly to women in their thirties and over.
It's a fact that when a woman gets a lover, she IS over 30.
A younger man helps them to fight the crisis they face when
and before hitting the magical '40'.
5) Older women's husbands can't make it work in bed as they used to.
A younger man Always make it work, so the woman doesn't have to
worry about having a pleasureless night ever again.
>> Also, the Older Woman often get tired of her old 'hubbie'
just doin' his thing, and then go to sleep, leaving her
still hot -n- wet, and not satisfied at all.
* Chapter Two - What To Say To Her
1. You are the most beautiful woman I have ever met.
2. I am not very experienced when it comes to making love.
(preferred: I'm a virgin.)
3. I would like to make you feel like a princess.
4. If you were more beautiful, I would have to arrest you.
5. You make me feel that I am worth something.
6. Are you sure you're not 21?
7. I have never felt anything like that! (after The 'act')
8. I will never be able to love anyone but you.
9. With that body, you could seduce any man.
10. You're a gift from God.
* Chapter Three - What NOT To Say To Her
1. Hey Mama. You're a fiiine lookin' woman.
2. You want to fuck?
3. I would like to make you feel like a queen.
4. You are as beautiful as a painting.
5. Are you sure you're not 21? - Show me your ID!
6. If I was your husband....
7. I can't remember how many women I have had.
8. How many men have you had?
9. Anything about her husband.
10. Let's just be friends.
* Chapter Four - What To Do To Please Her
1. Make Love to her. Not for lousy 15 minutes, but 2-4 hours!
(at least 2 hours!)
2. Buy her a red rose. (works like a charm)
3. Always pay when eating at a restaurant.
4. Tell her how beautiful she is, and how much you love her.
5. Don't forget to hold & kiss her when you're outside!
(She loves to show that you are hers.)
6. Touch her everywhere, BUT NOT IN PUBLIC!
7. Tell her about things you know about, except yourself.
8. Surprise her with dinner and dance once in a while.
9. Look her up and down, when you get chance to.
10. Give up computers. (sad, but true)
* Chapter Five - To Get That Older Woman
First, you got to have a couple of older women to begin with.
If you're reading this file, I'd guess you already have at least
One in mind already? Good. If you haven't got a clue to how she
is, or anything (you've only seen her), start with some light
conversation, like you do with younger women, BUT don't use the
same kind of language you use, and don't speak of the same things
you do with younger women! This is crucial, because they just
don't get sentences like 'Yo, what's up sister?' or 'How's it
hangin'?'. Try to speak in a mature way, and of things She would
know about (you often see right away what they do for a living,
or what 'sort' she is, if not, start the conversation by asking
her where she works and continue with that information).
REMEMBER: Chapter Four: What to do to please her, rule 7!
I should warn you right away, that if you don't make contact
after the first time, this could take some time, and work. But,
we will assume that you have the charm it takes, and that you
had a nice and fun first conversation with her. Now.. it's time
for an evaluation of that first time conversation.
1) Did she laugh? YES: 2p
Just giggled: 1p
NO: 0p
2) Did she speak of herself? YES: 2p
Just a little: 1p
NO: 0p
3) Did you have a conversation longer YES: 2p
than 30 minutes? NO: 0p
4) Did she touch you, or did you touch her? YES: 2p
NO: 0p
5) Did she look away when you looked her YES: 0p
in the eyes? A little: 1p
NO: 2p
6) Did you decide to meet/talk again? YES: 2p
Maybe: 1p
NO: 0p
7) If you answered YES on Question 6, did Morning: 0p
you decide to meet/talk at/in the.. Lunch: 1p
Afternoon: 1p
Evening: 2p
Night: 2p
8) If you answered MAYBE on Question 6, Maybe: 1p
what did she say when you asked to I don't know: 0p
meet her/talk to her again? We'll see: 1p
Sure. I guess..: 0p
Other: 0p
9) If you answered NO on Question 6, Never: 0p
what did she say when you asked to Are you crazy?: 0p
meet her/talk to her again? I don't think so: 1p
A bad excuse: 0p
My husband may find out: 1p
NO: 0p
Other: 0p
10) Do YOU want to meet/talk to her again? YES: 2p
Maybe: 0p
NO: 0p
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SCORECARD: 0 - 5p ... It's not worth it. Find another Older
Woman and try again.
6 -10p ... Hmm, this one seem to be interested
in you, but is afraid to take the first
step or afraid of her husband. Take her
out to an expensive dinner for two and
try to convince her that you really want
her, and that there's nothing wrong in
just seeing each other (well... that
depends on what you actually DO when you
meet, but you don't tell her that).
Use everything you can think of.
11 -17p ... You have a woman that wants you, or
if you're unlucky, just want to be
your friend. When you meet her again,
try to talk her into the subject of
love, young men and older women and
you will find out what she wants from
you.
18p ... Good luck. You can stop reading this
text which is completely useless to a
person with Your charm, wit and knowledge.
I congratulate you!
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* Chapter Six - The Second 'Date'
Ok, now when you have decided to meet/talk again, there are some things
you should be aware of. This only applies for those who weren't lucky
enough to be seduced themselves by an Older Woman (that's very common
you know). First and most important: Do NOT treat her as if she was 30
or 35 or whatever her age is! Treat her like she was 25 - 27! Second:
Take her to places where 25 - 27-year olds usually go (ie. NOT the grave-
yard or something like that <grin>).
If you only decided to talk again (not meet). Just go along with what-
ever she say, and build your conversation on that. AND keep the Rule 7
in Chapter Four in mind! Do not babble, and brag about yourself! Just
have a nice and 'friendly' conversation. Ok, here's the worst thing that
could happen when just talking: (if she isn't a programmer or something
in the computer trade)
SHE: So, what do you do for a living, Mike? -or-
So, what interests do you have, Mike?
YOU: I work with computers. I'm a computer scientist. -or-
I live for my computer. I spend all my free time
with my 12 computers.
SHE: Nice talking to you. <Click>
The Reason: Women over 30 usually don't like computers.
So, I hope you get my point here. If she doesn't work with computers,
DON'T talk about computers. NO, don't even mention them! No, You can't.
Trust me on this one, will you! You won't get her if you tell her about
your beloved computer(s). The main reason for their reluctance towards
computers is, that they aren't old enough to 'have been there' when the
first computers were invented, and they aren't young enough to 'have been
there' when the Computer Boom started. They are in the middle, when
most people were afraid of computers, when only laboratories had them,
and when no-one on the 'outside' really knew anything about them. Yes,
this is a shame, because if the Older Women of today WERE interested in
computers, we'd have Zero problems getting them. I mean, who can say that
they can't discuss computers and computer-stuff for hours? Right. So,
as I said, unless 'Your' Older Woman is interested in/working with
computers, don't mention them. Not a word.
If you decided to meet again. Try to surprise her with reservations
at a nice, expensive restaurant, to a concert (you know she'd enjoy)
or some sort of entertainment. Buy flowers or just something to show
her that you're really interested in her. Not just as a friend.
* Chapter Seven - What's Next?
If you have made it this far, you probably don't need more advice
because the 'ice' always breaks on the second date. You drink some
nice wine, have a nice candle-lit dinner for two, walk around 'town'
and maybe end the night dancing. The standard procedure, when dating
Older Women. If you're lucky enough to have a woman that's not from
the same town/city as you, you have a big advantage. Show her the
things worth seeing in Your town/city. Take her to places You have
heard as 'romantic' (for example, a hill overlooking the town/city).
And you don't have to worry about everyone knowing what you did last
night, like if you date a woman from your own town/city.
* Chapter Eight - End Comments
I hope you can use this file to your advantage, the next time you
want to get That Older Woman. There will be a sequel to this file,
describing more intimate stuff, like what to do After the Standard
Dating procedure, how to make love to her - in the best/worst way
and finally, how to End it, clean and simple. I guess some of you
want to know how to end an affair like this really bad, without Axes,
Husbands with chain saws, or an Older Woman who kills herself because
of you. It's not just to tell her it's over you know..
'til then....
Go Get 'em!
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As a young hacker, I left early for the BIG systems. The small ones
didn't last long enough. Soon I had nestled myself into some very big
systems and found that they were very much like the smaller ones.
I had to find a REALLY OUTRAGEOUS BIG system, to satisfy my needs...
IF YOU WANT TO GO FURTHER INTO THIS STORY, YOU'LL NEED
SOME ADVICE AND SOME OTHER VARIOUS THINGS MENTIONED BELOW.
If you're one of my fans, skip this section, else goto the next line.
Return. (just kidding!)
Ok, so you have picked up this file at your local underground board, eh?
Nice. I like to see GOOD files, on every GOOD UGD-Board! Back to earth.
You will need the following: (Standard Equipment Ltd.)
A Coke
A Flashlight
A Pack of chips
A Good sense of humour
A Rainy day or a Sunny day for reading
A Couple of days to finish this story!
The advice mentioned above: Don't let this story out of your hands!
There are Serpenin-spies looking for it everywhere!
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CHAPTERS 1 THROUGH 10
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01.....Sexy Daughter
02.....Spingleman's Dilemma
03.....Daydreaming
04.....The Project
05.....Metrospective
06.....Deadly Errors
07.....Two Dates
08.....J.C. Harris
09.....Fourth World War?
10.....Spingleman's Second Dilemma
APPENDIX 1.....Names & Explanations
APPENDIX 4.....Matthew's Information Search
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CHAPTER ONE CHAPTER ONE
__________________________________SEXY DAUGHTER________________________________
I was 15. The sun was shining and the grass was green. The neighbors'
sexy 21-year-old daughter, Marielle, licked the sun in a sunchair next to
their swimming pool and our dog "Phileas" chased butterflies. It was the first
day of summer in Charmington where I lived.
From my bedroom-window on the second floor, I had the best view in the
neighborhood. Marielle had a tight body-bikini, and I could see her lying
there, sweating, the sun licked her body from her head to her toes. I just
waited for the moment when she would unwrap her bikini, because of the heat,
and reveal those unreal breasts like she always did. This time though, it
didn't seem to happen...she was not on time...Well..I'll stick around a
couple of minutes more, I thought, and waited.
The birds sang, the sun burned, almost no wind and the town slept.
My mom and dad were visiting the grandparents and my sister was out with her
friends so this time would be perfect for Marielle to show me her beautiful
body, but nothing happened, and I wondered if she was sleeping...
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CHAPTER TWO CHAPTER TWO
_____________________________SPINGLEMAN'S DILEMMA______________________________
"Special Computers Designed Here" said the sign by the mailbox. Steven
Spingleman talked on the phone with a Head Executive at GCEC, Government
Computer Engineers Center (see Appendix 1 for more on GCEC).
- That is not ethical to do, said Spingleman with a broken voice.
- Mr. Spingleman...Steve...This isn't my field. You must understand that I
am but a mere messenger. If I do not follow orders, I will loose my job.
If you have any objections to this project, you'll just have to talk to
my superiors. Here...you can call this number if you have any
trouble or questions.
Spingleman heard the man, known to him as Mr. Jensen, messing around
in the room, searching for something. Drawers were opened and closed again,
papers lifted and put down again. Finally he came back to the phone.
- Here it is! Ok, Steve...055-381-289662.
He said the numbers one and one once more to make sure Spingleman got
the number correct.
- This number goes directly to the GCE Experiment Center and there you'll
reach me and my superiors. Just DON'T show this number to anyone, Ok?
Spingleman thought for a while, and then he decided what to say.
- All right Mr. Jensen. I'll try, but I can't assure you that this will work.
This is a highly complicated computer you ask for and my experience with
these sort of projects are but none.
Spinglemans voice had become nothing but a whisper. It shivered when he
tried to make his way out of the project with a lie.
- Ah, come now, Mr. Spingleman. You know that we know all about you and that
these sorts of experiments is your speciality, or should I say, WERE your
speciality.
Steve Spingleman now realized that he had to go through with it, even
if it was unethical, unreal and very dangerous. If he hadn't..... No. That
was long ago, and he couldn't change the past. He hated GCEC and this Mr.
Jensen who leaved him with no alternative but to do this dirty work for him.
- Mr. Spingleman?
- Yes, I'm still here, said Spingleman. I understand your terms...
- Good. Let's hope that this project will float smoothly and that you'll
follow my advice. We don't want anything to happen, do we Mr. Spingleman?
No.. I didn't think so, Mr. Jensen said, answering his own question. We
will contact you if something comes up. Goodbye Mr. Spingleman.
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CHAPTER THREE CHAPTER THREE
_________________________________DAYDREAMING___________________________________
Daydreaming...that was something for a troubled mind, and right now
my mind WAS troubled. Marielle DIDN'T unwrap her bikini! As a 15-year-
old boy, your mind will undoubtedly be on a constant lookout for girls and
sex. That is a fact, but the average teenager will never have such an oppor-
tunity as I had here with Marielle, so I was known as "The lucky one" among
my friends.
Suddenly something happened. Marielle started to move, and my eyes homed
in on my target. Now she sat up in the chair and looked around. Now
I recognize you, my mind said, and opened a memory-bank for storing what
was about to happen. She stood up....and went into the house!...
Memory Error, said my mind and closed the bank. Damn! What was she doing?!
I was ready to give up, and go back to my computer, when she came out again.
She had a sun-lotion bottle in her right hand, walking to the chair
again, but changed her mind at the last moment and walked to a table, which
stood just behind a tree, out of the view from my window. I ran to my sisters
room. The view from that window was better than mine, and a lot closer too.
She was exercising! Bending over, lifted a leg, made sit-ups and so on.
Fantastic! This was great! When she appeared to be finished, she opened the
sun-lotion bottle and started to rub it on her sun-tanned skin. Then it
happened, and my mind opened about 20 Megabyte for storage at the same time.
The bikini fell on the ground and I was in heaven. She rubbed the lotion
all over, and took her time doing it. I had the time of my life (consider my
age will you!). Soon she went back to the sun-chair and I went back to my
room and the window. Now she was lying there...with only a pair of small
bikini-trousers covering her fantastic body. If I just had some courage, I
thought, I would go down and talk to her.
- Hello!
The sound made me jump. My parents stood in the doorway to my room.
- How has your day been, son, said my father with his big smile.
- You should have been with us! We found two new flower-species so your
Grandfather now has thirty two different sorts. Isn't that fantastic, mother
said in a state of ecstasy.
- Fantastic, I muttered in an attempt to sound excited.
- Well, dinner's ready, said mother on her way out of my room. We bought fried
chicken at the Drive-in, so hurry before it gets cold.
To buy drive-in-food is like buying walked-in-shoes. You can wear both.
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CHAPTER FOUR CHAPTER FOUR
_________________________________THE PROJECT___________________________________
Steve Spingleman jumped by a noise too. The "click" in his ear when Mr.
Jensen hung up. Boy, was he in trouble now! GCEC had ordered a very special
computer from him, because he was the best computer builder when it came to
specialities. This demanded his full attention and skill.
The other customers just had to wait...but for how long? This computer would
take at least 2 years to build even though he already had started on a proto-
type which he had hooked up with one of his own inventions, an XX EXPRESS
digital and optical modem. To have it "on-line", as a service to the customers,
whom, of course had very special wishes, were for test reasons only because of
the fact that nothing ever is perfect the first time. Every progress he made,
were added to the prototype for his customers to call-in, look at and try out.
His customers were not of the "normal" kind, if you can call people
normal these days. No, to mention some of his customers, there were the
State Department, ASA (American Space Agency), YMCA (Yugoslavian Micro
Computer Association), STATE (Soviet Tolerance Approval Technology Engineers)
and GCEC whom I presume you have heard about. All of them had their special
wants and needs, which Spingleman worked on. Now they had to wait.
Spingleman went over to his laboratory to collect the package he had
received from GCEC earlier this Friday. It contained the plans for the
computer and what they wanted it to do for them. The package was a 17 kilo
big box with the word "GOVERNMENT" scattered on all sides. He opened it.
4 Videocassettes on the HRTV-D (High Resolution TV - Digital) format
with digitally scanned maps of the computer. 2 DAT-C (Compact DAT) Cassettes
with information and the rest of the 17 kilos was encrypted, filled laboratory-
tubes and paper-discs, a new invention by himself and a big success on the
market. When there were no trees left anywhere, the World Crisis Federation
had called to order a new kind of paper, and he made the paper-discs. How they
looked like? How you used one? It's too complicated to understand, but if you
are a true knowledge-eater you can look in the dictionary at the end of this
book (Appendix 1).
He picked up all of it and put it on the big designer-table to study
the maps and read the discs when someone logged onto the his prototype
computer.
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CHAPTER FIVE CHAPTER FIVE
_________________________________METROSPECTIVE_________________________________
I saw the text on my monitor.
"ACCESS DENIED"
"YOUR DIGITAL NUMBERS DO NOT MATCH"
Damn. This was one of the new XX EXPRESS modems which could spot the
number and place you called from and had special numbers for access. Well,
the hacker-underground had discussed these modems for a while now so I decided
to call the 'DRAGONFIRE 84' board to see how far the discussion had come.
Letters and more letters. It took me twenty minutes to answer all of them
and if you are a knowledgeable modem-user you know how long that is, when using
the automatic answerer! In the Hacker-conference there had finally been a
breakthrough and a new gear called METROSPECTIVE had been built for breaking
XX EXPRESS modem security systems. I talked to Mr. Farmhouse (the "dad" in the
area) and he promised to send one the same day.
I had all of the "pre-desolation" gear from boxes to programs written in
a long gone and "dead" language called Pascal. My friends in the hacker
community called me "The Collector" for obvious reasons. I was called a lot of
things back then. New gear and inventions had become standard those days and I
liked to try them out. The Metro (short for METROSPECTIVE) was brand new. I had
an XX EXPRESS number, so to try the Metro on it was a must for me. I didn't
have a clue to where I was calling and the unbelievable things that would
happen to me because of my curiosity.
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CHAPTER SIX CHAPTER SIX
_________________________________DEADLY ERRORS_________________________________
Spingleman looked at the screen. Someone had called, but didn't have the
correct access to enter his system. He should have been worried about it, but
wasn't. Perhaps a "wrong-number" call. That was common these days with the
complex ISDNS telephone system.
When they introduced ISDN in the 1990's, it had been a step forward, but
the ISDNS (SONIC) had turned out to be a much too complex system for the
average user. No-one really knew the possibilities of the system because of
the inconvenient and strange deaths of the inventors. Actually, no-one knew
where they had gone! They just disappeared one by one, all of them good
friends to Spingleman, at the time he worked on the prototype.
Spingleman went back to his studies with a troubled mind. Tormented by
what he had remembered and the pictures of his friends still in his mind.
The digital maps on the video-board showed a complete build-up of the
computer GCEC had ordered. Any ordinary person who studied these maps would
have given up after approximately thirty seconds. The complexity of the maps
were total, but Spingleman just took a look at them and saw the errors at once.
This could not be what they wanted?, Spingleman thought for himself. These
errors were small but lethal. If he followed these maps, the computer would
have taken control over the system within 2 minutes after startup.
If he used two-headed merentors instead of one-headed ones.....
Spindleman started to re-draw the maps with the videoscan-pen, correcting
what he thought were errors, and he worked through the night.
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CHAPTER SEVEN CHAPTER SEVEN
__________________________________TWO DATES____________________________________
I was roughly awakened by Phileas, licking my face. I looked at the alarm
clock, it said 11.45 am and I tried to go back to sleep. Suddenly I remembered
that I would receive the Metro today, and that the Electronic Package Service
closed 12.00 Sharp on Saturdays! I got out of bed and was ready to leave for
the EPS office six seconds later.
I stumbled up the stairs to the office, pushed the door and the clock
showed 12.00. Just in time! The package, at the size of a micro-stereo, had
arrived. On my way home I met my sister, Angelica, and her friends who were
working on a beach-party, due the same night next to our house.
- Hi bro', Angelica said, goin' to our party tonite? Megan wants to see you,
you know...
Angelica had gotten her accent from her surf-friends who lived on the beach
and whom she almost lived with. Megan was one of her friends who (if I may
say so) had had a crush on me for the last few weeks. Though she was one of
the most beautiful girls I had ever seen, I had never gotten the chance to
talk to her alone so this could be the perfect opportunity.
- I'll think about it, I said.
Angelica sat her elbow in my side and went back to her friends with a
smile on her face. Walking towards the house, I saw Angelica talking to
Megan, and I got nervous.
Later that day I connected the Metro to one of the expansion-slots of my
computer to try it out. Just when I was going to start it the phone rang.
I pressed the "off hook" button and heard....
- The Fourth world war has started.
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CHAPTER EIGHT CHAPTER EIGHT
__________________________________J.C. HARRIS__________________________________
J.C. Harris was one of the two new-hired engineers at GCEC. His record had
been spotless and his skills on computer-design couldn't be measured. That is
to say that he was one of the best in the country. Right now though, he was
sitting in an office, waiting for a man known to him as Mr. Jensen, and an
assignment.
His thoughts wandered to the time when he was a young enthusiast and
didn't have any problems to handle. He had been the best in his class and had
finished all courses he attended with top grades without any attempts to study.
Nowadays the schools had made efforts in computer-security, and the hackers
efforts in breaking it, but he knew that they couldn't break it. A smile swept
over his face when he thought of his "unbreakable" system.
Thirty hours. He tasted the two words once more, just to make it under-
standable to himself. Thirty HOURS! That was too unbelievable even to himself.
The computer system then, had been quite simple he remembered, but THIRTY
hours?! He had broken the security-name in just two seconds by looking in the
principal secretary's big black book once when he was left alone in her room.
But the password had been a big barrier. No "usual" password had worked and
nothing you ordinary would try, like the name of their dog, children or mother-
in-Law either.
Noriegamodular5. When he entered that and it worked, he didn't believe his
eyes. The Sonic planet Noriegamodular5, named after a dictator in central-
America in the 20th century, had been the home-planet of the secretary's little
pet, the grywlow. What a password that was. Phew.. and it took him thirty hours
to figure that out. With the "live" programs of today, that password would have
been halfway to the 99th moon of Trolarian by now. Known to everyone.
Fifty five seconds later "Mr. Jensen" arrived in his black Mercedes 995 COEC
(Computer Oriented Electric Car). He carried the black suitcase in a steady
grip. His black suit and gloves were made by the JJJ company, the most ex-
pensive designer of clothes, known to be untappable and never torn. The security
system accepted his C-AXS card and opened the big, armed doors revealing a
man, standing, waiting for him. "Mr. Jensen" signaled to the man, who of course
was Harris, to come with him into his office. When Harris had closed the door
behind him, seven guards grabbed him and carried him into a circular shield
and left him there.
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CHAPTER NINE CHAPTER NINE
_______________________________FOURTH WORLD WAR?_______________________________
"Hi Kev", the voice said.
"Christ, Matthew, You scared the hell out of me, you know!"
"I know", Matthew said laughing.
Since the computer at WCC (World Computer Center) went crazy because
of our 'hacks' and tried to start the Fourth World War, I hadn't been that
active in the hacker-community, but now with a new invention, the Metro,
I couldn't stay out.
"I saw that you had been on the DRAGONFIRE yesterday, and that the 'Old
Man', ehrm.. Farmhouse, had supplied you with the Metro, and as usual,
when You find a new invention, you have a place to try it on, right?"
It was no secret that I tried most of the new stuff for the rest of the
hackers, because of my knowledge (modest remark), and that I usually had more
places to hack on, than the rest of them, but I never leaked! They knew that,
but they didn't give up either...
"Yes, I have a place to try it on, but I can't let you in on it as you
probably already have guessed as usual, Matthew."
"Ah, come on Kev", Matthew said in a beggar's voice, "You know that I
never, and I mean NEVER spread anything I get from you, don't you?"
"Yes I know......", I said, and tried to continue.
"...So, what's the problem, Kev?"
"I haven't tried it yet! I just got the damn thing you know, and I would
have tried it, but you called and interrupted me!", I said.
"Yeah?", Matthew said. "You'll let me in on it later then, right?"
"Sure", I said, trying to get him off the line. "I'll let you in on it
later, okay?"
"Ok, fine! I knew you wouldn't forget your old pal! I call you tomorrow
and then we can talk, ok?"
"Bye Matthew", I said and hung up the phone.
Jeez! Matthew really was my best friend and pal, but he always wanted to
know and learn everything. I don't say that that is bad, quite the opposite
really, but he had his ways in getting the knowledge he wanted that I didn't
like. Once he bribed a guard at the court-house down town, for letting him
in when it was past open-time, just to check out a State vs State case he
needed for his homework.
(See appendix 4 for an interesting report on the case.)
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CHAPTER TEN CHAPTER TEN
_________________________SPINGLEMAN'S SECOND DILEMMA___________________________
"Steven Thomas Spingleman?", said the voice.
"Yes, that is my name.", said Spingleman to the voice on the phone.
"I'm sorry" said the voice, "Let me introduce myself. Joe Galibrero,
WSA engineer, clearance code 1273482-2371. We have a little problem
down here, and you were the only one we could think of calling for
This kind of problem."
"Spingleman, 881212C-E126.", Spingleman said.
"What is your problem, Galibrero?"
"I can't tell you over the phone, but one of our cars will pick
you up in about.. 2 minutes. This is classified as 2xtop secret
and will release you from all your current projects, no matter
what clearance, importance or status they have, this is more
important. You have clearance 981-127-12UC for this one Steven."
Spingleman understood the importance immediately. UC! That meant
it was an Universal Crisis. He entered the code into his personal
security system, and got the message:
-- --
World Space Association, CODE 981-127-12UC. - TOP PRIORITY -
Universal Clearance: 127
Universal Crisis : 12
-- --
The Universal Clearance code 127 meant it topped all other codes by 1.
(Highest code known was 126), but the Universal Crisis code 12 was new
to Spingleman. He didn't know what that meant.
"Ok, I'm ready.", said Spingleman as he hung up.
He was just closing his safe, where he had placed all of the plans for
the GCEC project, when the car arrived. Spingleman closed the front-
door behind him, made sure it was locked, and got into the car.
Five minutes later he was on a plane, without knowing its destination.
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ASA - AMERICAN SPACE AGENCY
The American Space Agency was a branch of the CIA and still is.
Instead of working all over the world it works only on Tellus.
After the Sphericals attempt to take Saturn from the Jupitans ,
each planet had their own Space Agency for preventing this sort
of crime. Like Interpol in the ancient Europe you might say.
C-AXS CARD - COMPACT ACCESS CARD
The old access and credit cards were unsafe because they were so
easy to copy and use, so the WCF invented the Compact Access Card
which had a personal coder built into it, so each time you touched
the card, it felt your temperature, and read your fingerprints, which
was stored into the card. If the temperature and fingerprints didn't
match, the card information was transferred to the WCC for checkup
and the card was useless. If it didn't find any temperature and/or
fingerprints, the card information was transferred to the WCC for
checkup and the card was useless. (The only time a card cannot find
the temperature and/or fingerprints is when the person who holds the
card has JJJ gloves on his/her hands.) (See JJJ for more information.)
The WCC checked the information they received and located a match
with the information in the ASA Computer to get the identity of the
person that had hold the card, and made investigations on that person.
COEC - COMPUTER ORIENTED ELECTRIC CAR
A car that was computer oriented by electric lines added to the
metal-sides of the roads. Still used in smaller towns on Jupiter-1.
You entered the town/city you were in, and the destination. The
computer would then access the road-computer and get the map over
the town, which was updated every time something happened to the
road-network (every second or so), worked out the fastest way and
took you to your destination.
DAT-C - COMPACT DAT CASSETTES * NEVER TO BE RELEASED *
Dat cassettes were believed dead, when the industry itself held
on the design, to prevent illegal copying, and distribution of
'perfect' copies. When they finally gave up, and released the DAT
players, the prices killed the sales, so they lowered their prices
to ordinary Compact Disc player prices, and the sales took a high
jump. Soon the market was filled with 'perfect' copies of everything.
The industry stopped the production of new DAT-players but the market
didn't halt. A 'brilliant' idea of an Engineer at WCF, was to build a
Compact Dat player with digital overlays that would stop the illegal
copying and sell it as any ordinary DAT player, without a word about
the digital overlays, only that it was 'THE BEST' DAT player ever.
The customer could trade-in their 'old' DAT player to the new one
without paying anything in-between, and all of them did! The plan
worked, and the market of illegal copies came to an end.
EPS - ELECTRONIC PACKAGE SERVICE
To get rid of the time-spending mail-service the EPS was formed.
People got tired of the laziness of the service and that even the
so called 'special service' or 'we will get your mail to the
destination overnight' - service didn't work. The EPS worked in
an electronic environment, and the mail was sent with transfer beams.
You probably have seen the old 'Star Trek' films on the 'remember
this?' channel, and the beam that they used. The work on such a beam
was improved when the new Designer's Computer was invented and the
transfer beam became reality.
GCEC - GOVERNMENT COMPUTER ENGINEERS CENTER
The GCEC worked (at the time) close to all research companies in the
country. They had a special 'deal' with the leading companies in
computer technology, to get the best and most reliable computers for
them, and the cost didn't matter. When they had given one of the
companies the latest in computer tech, of course there were five new and
better ones the next day, so they were never out of work.
The engineers working at GCEC were those who had gone through life
with a computer, and the highest grades from the private schools.
The Executives had different backgrounds. Several of them had their own
money, but there were some, who had special interests in the company,
who used the company to get what they wanted, like in any ordinary
company today.
GCEEC - GOVERNMENT COMPUTER ENGINEERS EXPERIMENT CENTER
The GCEEC was where the GC Engineers experimented with prototypes and
other equipment that demanded vacuum rooms, explosion-safe rooms, fire-
safe rooms, bug-free rooms and a big workshop hall with all the latest
equipment you could think of back then. If you are a film-freak you
probably have seen the ancient James Bond films, and a guy called Q who
had the job to invent new inventions for the secret agent, James Bond.
That looked like the workshop hall, but with a neat 1523200 m^2 instead.
HRTV-D - HIGH RESOLUTION TV - DIGITAL
The advancement in Television technology in the mid 10's made almost
all new constructions old in a minute or so, so the WCF decided on a
last design, that would be world-standard: The HRTV-D. All major
companies worked together to make this special and last TV. The most
surprising fact, is that it didn't cost anything. To beat competition
(which of course still existed) they installed one in every home for
free. The only thing a viewer would pay, was the licence to the World-
Net, the Only Tv-Station which had about 5193 different channels and
was the only one that covered the Outer regions of Crystal Beta.
ISDN/ISDNS - THE COMMUNICATION REVOLUTION
ISDN was the invention of the 1980-1990's. It revolutionized
everything in communications. You were able to send data, speak,
send messages, view TV, listen to the radio (and so on) with up
to 256 people/stations at the same time, with One optical cable.
The only problem with this system, was the Home Equipment you had
to have to use it. Every person connected to the ISDN system had
to have an own switch (26x23m), and a control panel, maximum size
in his/her/its own home. Therefor, the ISDNS system was invented.
The extra 'S' stands for Sonic, which don't stand for anything
except a total destruction of the planet it was placed onto.
It was so fragile for everything else, that it was placed onto
a planet in the most remote part of the universe. The planet
was The most silent, and The most unfriendly planet ever to have
been found. No-one ever wanted to go there, except once.
A 14-year old kid, called 'Warez d00d', decided to go there,
just to look at it, and see if he could get some k-rad, awesome,
k00l games, that he didn't already have, from it. When his ship
landed, he immediately started to speak to it.
"Do you have....?" "Have you seen....?" "k-k00l, d00dz!!!"
(..and so on). The ISDNS accessed its internal megaton-bombs
after two seconds, and blew up the whole planet. Everything
was destroyed (including the little 'Warez d00d' except for the
ISDNS itself, because as you know, it can stand a total destruction
of the planet it was placed onto. After that, the 'Warez d00d' race
died out, and was never to be reborn. Later it was said that about
200.000.000.000.002 Hackers had had a party the same night/day/
afternoon (in twentysixthousand galaxies) to celebrate what had
happened.
* END OF AVAILABLE INFORMATION *
JJJ COMPANY - JONSON JONSON & JONSON COMANY
Only The most chic designers, and The most expensive company.
Johnson, Johnson & Johnson were three brothers. One of them
was a cybernoid, the second was a milk bottle, and the third
had to go to the bathroom. This of course caused many questions.
'Why did Mr. Johnson have to go to the bathroom?' and
'Did Mr. Johnson really have straight A's when he left the academy?'.
These questions are easily answered, with only one word.
Damn! Spilled my coffee. Alright, where was I, oh right, Mr Johnson.
Well, after a few internal wars, between the three of them, they
looked like, frankly speaking, shit! So, they decided to start
a clothes company, that made clothes that actually Would stand
a nuclear attack, and still get you into your favorite restaurant
afterwards, without being rejected by the butler because you
weren't dressed for the occasion. They succeeded, and became world-
famous overnight. Not for their clothes, but for their prices.
M278-EIL - SPECIAL CRIME DEPARTMENT STANDARD EQUIPMENT 61
The EIL is known as The most trusted Detector of all detectors.
It detects a body's temperature, from the heir to the toenails.
(if the body has these features, that is.)
Mostly used built-in in officer helmets, to recognize a suspect's
temperature, when questioned. If the body temperature all together
reach above the standard limit of 38.57827382 degrees celsius
the person told a lie. Notable: This detector has a record of
malfunctions. 99% of the malfunctions occurred when questioning
Government employees. The last % occurred when a small creature
from the planet AlLIEd-with-all didn't lie for the first time
in its life.
METRO - METROSPECTIVE INVENTION
TOO COMPLEX TO DESCRIBE. Size 5x3x2 (cm). Black. Inserted into the
Hacker-computer's Com-11 port. Faked location and phone number to
con the XX MISSILE Modem. Now added: Fake fingerprints and eye-
recognitions possible for use 'at location'.
PAPER-DISC - THE INVENTION THAT SAVED THE WORLD
The paper disc looked like any ordinary 1.5" disc you would use
with your computer, the only difference was the material it was
made of. The 'un-usable' material that the planet Voltar had been
filled with (jeromium). Because of the massive slaughter of trees
and the fact that Tellus couldn't live without them, the WCF ordered
a new kind of paper from all known inventors. Steve Thomas Spingleman
had worked on a new invention on his 'spare-time' that could be what
the world needed, the Paper-Disc. He presented it to the WCF and they
bought it. The only disadvantage was that the WCF got all the credit
for it, and Spingleman had to be satisfied with the money he got and
the own satisfaction of knowing that he was the one who came up with
the idea.
PDP - PAPER DISC PLAYER, A WORLD CRISIS FEDERATION INVENTION
The Paper-Disc Player (PDP) had been invented after the invention of
the Paper-Disc. It was generally called a "Video Board" because it
really was a big screen, designed to take input from a video-pen or
the keyboard, and output only to the screen.
STATE - THE SOVIET TOLERANCE APPROVAL TECHNOLOGY ENGINEERS
The STATE is quite undocumented, and I couldn't find any records that
said it even had existed. Because of the Soviet Union break-up, all that
was left of Soviet was a small province in the northern Ukraina range
and there were never anything indicating that they had industries.
Probably a fake company of GCEC.
T&F - TEMPERATURE AND FINGERPRINTS
The scientists of the 'lost' world didn't realize that the temperature
and the fingerprints of a person could be matched to a unique
identifier, unique to each person, but the 21th century scientists did.
This improved security systems and became world-standard as identifier.
The ASA had and still has, complete records of each individuals identi-
fiers and is constantly used by the WCC and other similar security
companies.
WCC - THE WORLD COMPUTER CENTER
In short, the largest Computer-based, Computer-controlled and
Computer-run security/standards company. No employees are human,
because of the security risk they are in themselves. The company
is run by the WCF, which may seem as a contradiction in terms,
but is in fact, run by the WCF Main Computer Complex when checked
deeper down the standard information-channels. Because of the
massive amount of power the WCF sat on, no-one trusted them,
and therefor it seemed like the best idea to have the whole show
run by a computer, which was run by another, and another, and ...
WCF - THE WORLD CRISIS FEDERATION
The World Crisis Federation was formed during the Third World War.
The UN (last active in the 20th century) had started the war over
never-paid loans and too much difference in opinions.
The WCF was formed when Tellus was contacted by other life-forms
during the Third World War, and became a major force in keeping
law and order and preventing wars. All decisions were made according
to the World's best, and not as in the UN, according to country.
This made the WCF accepted as The Judge in world crisis situations.
WSA - WORLD SPACE ASSOCIATION
The coordinator of all different Space Agencies. The WSA controlled
everything in space but nothing on its planets. Each planet had a
WSA center, always placed where there were the best optical view of
each planet's own galaxy. For instance, on Tellus, the WSA center
was placed on an Island called Lunai, not far away from Hawaii.
XX EXPRESS MODEM - THE MODEM OF THE YEAR 2190
The XX EXPRESS Modem was an invention by the Computer constructor and
designer Steven Thomas Spingleman in the year 2189. The new extras added
to this modem was the total ISDNS compability (see ISDN and ISDNS).
This made the XX EXPRESS modem one of the world's most complicated
modems. It won the "Modem of the year" contest 2190. The judges words:
"The most beautiful modem this decade..." - H.Wilson, Daily Orbit.
"Works great.." "A good lookin' modem..." - J.Patrick, Modem Today.
"Genuine Artwork by the master himself..." - U.Grexz, Uranus Science.
The features of the modem and the ISDNS system made several changes to
the Hackers way of working. The ISDNS system is shortly described under
"ISDNS - Phone system of the future". The modem had Signal processing
features that made the modem "Smarter than You".
It recognized where the caller called from with the 5th ISDNS line
(loc.line) and displayed it if the owner wanted it.
It recognized the phone-number with the 6th ISDNS line (phn.num) and
displayed it if the owner wanted it.
It had a "fingerprint and eye-structure" checker installed for usage
'on location' as a security system.
It had a 2086 processor with over 5*10^236 bytes storage space, if the
owner wanted to use it as a storage device.
In short, It was a computer itself. If I were to describe all functions
it would take up the whole section, so I recommend that you try to find
the paper-disc manual and a paper-disc player at your local pawn-shop
if you want to know more about it.
XY EXPRESS MODEM - THE NEW VERSION 2270
NO RECORDS ON THIS MODEL AT THIS TIME. GOVERNMENT SECURITY.
YMCA - THE YUGOSLAVIAN MICRO COMPUTER ASSOCIATION
This was Europe's computer industry leader. They handled all
of Europe's computer trade and worked close with GCEC on design and
inventions of new equipment and peripherals. When the Soviet Union
broke up, all of the Eastern countries became free, and the Yugoslavian
people saw their chance to take the computer market, because of their
knowledge in the field, and took it. Of course with the help of GCEC
and their money. Five years later, 2005, the European computer industry
couldn't compete with the YMCA and were bought up by GCEC and YMCA.
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APPENDIX 4: MATTHEW'S INFORMATION SEARCH.
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-THE STATE VS STATE REPORT-
OFFICER REPORTING: Mike Sarandon OFFICER REPORTING: Joe Lightman
Special Crime dept. Special Crime dept.
Date Signed : 22 Jul, 2170 Date Signed : 22 Jul, 2170
Subject: Missing Engineers
Special Crime Department report no sign of the missing engineers, as
filed by Dr Steven Thomas Spingleman, 2126 South Rodeo Drive, 1271-C
Inventown. The investigation ends with Dr Spingleman himself, as the
last person to see these men alive. The GCEC also reported them
missing, two days after Dr Spingleman.
We have no reason to believe they are dead, and no reason to believe
that they are alive. The only lead we have today, is Dr Spingleman,
GCEC and possibly the ISDNS system which they built.
NOTE: When stated officers questioned a Mr Jennings, Project Manager
at GCEC, 8921 Caluha Offshore, 7892-Z Inventown, we got a
clear signal from the heat sensors on the M278-EIL. Probably
a malfunction.
Special Crime Department chief M.J Jones hereby suspend this
investigation with his signature until further information is
available.
M.J Jones
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END OF APPENDIX 4 - VOL.1 - VERSION 1
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Questions, Questions & more Questions
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* Where is Spingleman going?
* China vs The World?
* Who is this mysterious Marielle?
* Is the Republic of Russia involved?
* Is it the revenge of Saddam Hussein?
* Can you drink it?
* Does the Metrospective really work?
* Will Kevin finally get Megan alone?
* SatCon 7 - The Only hope?
* Will the missing Engineers be found?
Get the next Volume of The BIG System, and you'll will have the answers!
ONLY from uXu - Underground eXperts United!
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come and join the anarchy party!
So...you really hate someone, don't you? Someone you really would like to
hurt, but not by killing him... Don't let it pass, take your revenge!
Make him look like a idiot or even worse! Follow some of these hints:
1. Find out what sort of car your "victim" has and borrow or steal one
of the same sort. Drive out in the woods and park the car. Now place
a girl on the hood with a lot of blood on her or something like that.
Make it look like someone has been murdered or raped and then take a
roll of photographs. Be sure to NOT let the number-plate be on any
of the pictures. Then, leave the roll to some photo shop, in your
victims name... they will see a horrible roll of the most disgusting
murder ever. Of course they will contact the police. And since the roll
is left in his name they will seek him out. And he will have a hell
to explain why his car is on the photos!
2. Call the police and tell them that you have heard screams and gun fire
from your victims house. Sound scared and let your friend fire some
firecrackers in the background. Also stain some fake blood on the front
porch of your victims house. Now will the police probably send a lot of
cars and surround the house and maybe even attack.
Be sure to take photos of the show and then place them all over the
city or school (if it's a teacher). A lot of people will wonder why
the police is dragging him violently out of his house!
3. Order gay-magazines, love dolls, porno movies and equal to your victims
home. Send razors and knives to his children! I think he will feel
terrorized...
4. If there's a young sucker you hate, call his parents during the day
when he's in school and introduce yourself as the manager of some
kind of store. Say that they have caught him shop-lifting but that they
will set him free for this time and leave it to the parents to
take care of...
When he comes home he will get hell!
5. Call the police and tell them that you are sure that your victim has
a lot of drugs in his house. They will pay him a visit...
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Don't be stupid, be a smarty
come and join the anarchy party!
To make this simple, but very realistic effect you need:
A steel pipe which is weld shut in one end. It must be rather big.
A smaller pipe bomb, preferably filled with a powerful explosive.
A watertight fuse to the pipe bomb.
A lot of gasoline. More gasoline = bigger explosion.
So...
1. Put the steel pipe on the ground with the cap at the ground.
2. Lay the pipe bomb into the steel pipe and fill it with gasoline.
3. Light the fuse and run! (Be careful! Don't light the gasoline!)
Assembled it should look like this:
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Now just light fuse'n run! If you have done right (and if the pipe don't
break) you should get a loud bang combined with a cloud of burning
gasoline. If you place this bomb on a car park i guarantee you that someone
will believe that a car has exploded!
Note: Don't be to cool and stand near it because it get rather hot.
We used a bomb filled with black powder and a pipe that took 3 litres
of gasoline. It gave us a big burning cloud that reached almost 10 m!
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Don't be stupid, be a smarty
come and join the anarchy party!
For making this simple device you need:
A powerful water pistol that won't leak.
Acetone. (Best since it is not so extremely flammable like gasoline)
Matches.
Well, just fill the pistol with acetone and hold a burning match in front
of the nozzle as you spray the flammable acetone.
Depending on how powerful your spray nozzle is, you can get a string of flame
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Don't be stupid, be a smarty
come and join the anarchy party!
Note: You are responsible for actions taken.
1. Construct a powerful smokebomb. And I mean Powerful! Also make a time-
delay with minimum 10 min time. Assemble the bomb and the delay and
place in something "neutral" like a bag. Enter your favorite store and
place the bomb by the counters. Be sure to place it so no one will see it
or like if it belong to the staff. You don't want some idiot to see it
and rush after you and shout "hey you forgot this...". Walk around in
the store for a while and when the bomb begins to produce smoke rush to
the counters! Everybody will run to the exit but not you! Hidden in the
smoke you can easily empty all the counters and then walk away...
Be sure to not be in the smoke to long! You don't wanna get poisoned!
2. When the post-office is closed you can buy stamps in small machines
that's placed on the outside. These little things are real gold-mines!
They contain stamps at a value of $100 and sometimes even up to $300!
Wrap a chain around it and attach it to the bumper of your cool car and
remove it from the wall. Take it home and weld it open. And if all
stamps are sold out then? Idiot! Then it's money at the same amount
instead which makes this to a all-time winner!
3. To get a car in the middle of the day, without the need of destruction
of the window do like this: Visit a car dealer (far away from your
home, you don't wanna get recognized) and pick a good car. Ask for
a test-drive. Drive away and never return. Now you have got a good
vehicle for crimes or transport. But remember that the company will
report it to the police very soon so use it for whatever you need it
for fast! The advantages for getting a car this way is that you can
get any car you want, together with the keys. No hot-wiring required!
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come and join the anarchy party!
So you want to have phun? Real phun, I mean? Worry no more...follow some
of these hints and you'll get a laugh for sure!
Note: You are responsible for actions taken.
1. Old Trick becomes New Trick.
I guess all of you have filled a bucket of water, placed it over
a door and watched the angry face of your neighbour as he gets it
all over himself. No phun, because water is removable.
Use your imagination! Place buckets filled with paint, shit or creosote
over a door! You'll laugh your brain out when L. Ooser opens his door
and gets 2 gallons of pink paint all over himself!
Unfortunately (thanx phearless) these tricks only works if the door is
unlocked, since you must open them to be able to place the bucket on
top. At night there can be hard to find open doors...but if you find
one try this little funny joke: Fill a bucket with gasoline and place
it over a door (careful! you don't want the house to wake up...yet).
Place a burning candle by the bottom of the door and ring the bell..
Hide. Now someone will tired go to the door to find out who the hell is
ringing at the door at 3 o'clock. He will open the door, get the
gasoline all over himself and then transformed into a torch by the
candle! I just love to watch the jerk run into his house again and light
everything he pass! His wife, children, TV etc etc
2. Phree Phall is Phun.
At night you can find many people who are walking around on their way to
places you don't give a shit about. At dark places, open a few manholes
in the street and hear the nice sound when L. Ooser falls 10 feet down
and drowns in shit. If the level of shit is not enough and L. Ooser
cries for help, do him a favor and place the cover back on again.
At morning, when people begins to flush their toilets again, L. Ooser
will notice how fast the level of shit rises...
3. Dummies Doesn't Scream.
Get yourself a nice dummy, the ones shops have in their windows, by
a classic smash-and-grab. The ways you can scare people are endless!
Beat it savagely in front of a crowd.
Throw it from a high building.
Push it in front of a car.
Hang it in a tree in a park (suicide-look). (My favorite!)
etc etc
Dummys that is supposed to look as a child is very funny to use...
4. Alarms Sounds Like Hell.
You know those little alarms that's hanging in the ceiling in most
houses and screams loud when smoke is noticed? Or the "self-protect"
ones everybody can buy everywhere. Steal one (or why not two?).
Place it in a bush by a house in the middle of the night and turn it
on. After a while someone will probably come out and search for whatever
sounds like hell. If you have hidden it well L. Ooser can be found
searching all night. If you really hate the sucker place a bomb connected
to the alarm, so when he "finally" finds it, he will get another surprise...
You can also use some kind of radio controlled device so when L. Ooser
thinks he has located the sound it suddenly stops. Just to start when
he has gone to bed again...
5. Flag-pole Destruction Deluxe.
Flag-poles can be used for heavy destruction if you know what you are
doing...There are two kinds of poles:
The old ones made in tree, placed by a cubic stone.
The new ones, made in glass fibre. To achieve maximum entertainment,
loosen the bolts that holds the pole. Be sure to loosen ALL bolts
otherwise the pole will only be able to fall in one direction.
Remember that the new poles are very light, about 30 kg while to old
ones can weigh up to 100 kg!
When you have loosen all of them aim at a good target. Cars, weak roofs,
greenhouses made by glass...use your brain!
6. Tears for Fears
The best non-lethal weapon available must be tear-gas. It's fun, in small
bottles and hurts like hell if you got the right strength! Get yourself
a nice bottle, the ones which makes big clouds. A little burst with this
kind of bottle can produce a cloud which fills a room in ten seconds!
If you hate someone who lives in a apartment open his mailbox and spray
a cloud into the place. Then ring the bell. The jerk will now go to open
the door but will only meet a day of pain.
Spray inside a shop and watch how more and more customers run away in
panic. Great surprise for shitty guards who have caught you shop-lifting!
7. The Head-Remover.
Have you got the problem that your little black-powder bombs are to
small to give the victim any REAL damage except for his legs? If you
want to kill your enemy the bomb must explode somewhere near his head.
Do like this:
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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WALL ---------X-----=======-----X---------- DOOR
X/////////////////X
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
X (Shell)
/ (Explosive)
= (Firecracker that explodes when you pull)
- (The wires to the firecracker)
Attach one wire to the suckers door and one to the wall beside the door.
Ring the bell and run like hell. The sucker will open the door, the bomb
will go off and since his head will be around one feet from the bomb
(or even closer) it will be blown to pieces!
Well...the problem is that you must be sure that the sucker opens the
door otherwise some relative can be the victim instead. But who cares?
It's the feeling of killing that counts!
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Don't be stupid, be a smarty
come and join the anarchy party!
Note: God is responsible for something.
1. Take a hammer and a nail and punch a hole in a spray can! Incredible
fun! Hold your face close to the can for maximum effect!
Also known under the label "cheap plastic operation".
2. Take a saw and begin sawing into a wall! What will you find?
Water pipes? Electrical cables? Many hours of fun!
3. Show members of Hells Angels The Finger and let a friend check how
long time it takes before you are in two pieces.
Bet with your pals what part will go first!
4. Let a car drive over your head! Satisfaction guaranteed!
5. Blindfold yourself and rape at random! Many laughs when you find out
that you have raped an 80-year old gay in wheelchair!
Let someone record the funny event with a camera!
6. If you have a friend, stand 10 meters from each other and when the
signal i heard, rush as fast as you can into each other!
More people = More fun!
7. Stand 10 meters from a friend and when the signal is heard, run as
fast as you can away from each other!
8. Have competitions in suicide! Who can blow his brain away first?
Who is the fastest man to tie a rope and hang himself?
9. Anor fnar axon in der of soopor ja ja nich into the ja va ja.
10. Break into a house, completely naked, and turn on the TV! Then run
around in the house until someone wakes up and calls the police!
11. Break into your own house and steal your valuables. Then break into
your neighbors house and drop the things. Call the police and say
that there has been a burglar in your house. When the police arrives,
confess that you have moved your own things to your neighbors house!
12. Call a random phone number at 3 o'clock in the morning and say that
you are calling a random number at 3 o'clock in the morning.
13. Mix 2 table spoons sugar with 1 spoon salt. Put it in a bottle and
stick a fuse into it. Say "Shit!" when it doesn't detonate.
For maximum effect use a fuse that won't burn!
14. Play Julio Iglesias for your neighbors at 3 o'clock in the morning.
When they ask you what the hell you are doing say "I'm playing
Beatles". Watch their surprised faces when the elephant runs into the
phone.
15. Call CIA and tell them that you have placed a bomb in a 7-11 shop!
Be sure to let them trace you. Spend 10 years in jail and then
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"The last freedom we have left is that we can end our
lives at any point..."
Life stinks, doesn't it? And what do you do if your girl have left you,
the police are after you, the money is gone and everybody hates you?
You kill yourself! I guarantee that you won't regret it! It takes
only a second and after that... All problems are gone! And isn't it
exiting to get a chance to know what happens next? And if there's
nothing after life, so what? Death is like sleeping. Comfortable and
silent...Just Do It!
DIFFERENT METHODS:
HANDGUNS:
Very good and reliable. But you must know what you are doing. I have
seen horrible mistakes when people have blown their stomach away
and died slowly. There's ONLY ONE part of your body that kills you
directly and that's the head! If you have a small pistol, place it
behind one of your ears and pull the trigger. With a larger gun,
it can be difficult to reach the trigger. NEVER try to shoot by
pulling the trigger with a stick or equal. You may slip, and miss
the head, which can lead to bad results.
HANGING:
Avoid this method. Some people still believe that you die quick,
because of a broken neck. False! If you don't jump from Empire
State Building with a 100 metre rope you die from choking. And
that takes a long time...
POISON:
With the right stuff this is a painless method. Just don't use
cyanide, arsenic or other "strong" poison. They give you incredible
pain for a while before you die. Instead, try 100 sleeping-pills.
You fall asleep and never wake up. But there's a minor drawback -
in many cases people regret their suicide when they have taken all
pills which leads to confusion and PaNiC!
JUMPING:
This one is fun! But be sure to jump from a HIGH building.
Otherwise it can lead to maiming and years in hospital. And that's
not what you want, eh? The few seconds of flying are great, worth
dying for! But if you only got a small building, be sure to land
on the head to achieve maximum death.
PLANES, TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES:
Jumping in front of a locomotive is a good way of killing yourself.
You are crushed to death in less than one second and will not feel
anything. But you may ruin some other persons life by doing this.
The driver of the locomotive can get marks for life in his
mind when you are splattered all over his windscreen. If you care
for other people - don't do it.
Jumping in front of cars however is not so good. The driver of the car
may brake and lower the chance of you dying. Instead, you will face
months in hospital.
If you own a car and think it's a good idea to die by crashing into
something you are wrong! There's at least 25% chance that you survive
a few hours after the crash...
Planes - forget it! Unless you don't own a plane yourself there's
no way you can jump from another plane.
DROWNING:
Some people say that the worst way of dying must be drowning. Other
people say that it must be the best. Floating around in zero-g you
slowly pass away...or is it a terrible feeling to breath water and
suddenly die after 1-2 minutes? Personally I wouldn't choose this
method if I wanted to die.
HEADBANGING
Banging the head to the wall is very popular in prisons. However,
this method only works if you are a strong person. Otherwise you will
not achieve enough speed and strength to crush the skull and get
lethal brain-damage. The person will in 9 cases of 10 slip into
unconsciousness before he has achieved deadly damages.
And that's all! I guess there are many more ways of suicide but I can't
remember anymore - right now. Maybe I'll return with another textfile on this
subject? Who knows? Ok, I hope I have given you some hints how to do it
when you are tired of this low priority interrupt called Life!
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%# Underground eXperts United #%
#% presents... %#
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#% The European Digest Series Vol.1 Issue #5 %#
%# 1991 By THE CHIEF ..uXu.. #%
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SPECIAL MANUAL ISSUE - SCO XENIX System V TUTORIAL CHAPTER #2
Contents...
01.............Introduction
02.............Contents In Chapter Two
03.............Xenix Tutorial Chapter Two
04.............Recommended
05.............End Comments
1. INTRODUCTION
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Welcome to TED Vol.1 Issue #5 - The uXu File #14!
The second part of the SCO XENIX V Tutorial manual is ready for TED, and
here it is for you. This section will cover the Basic concepts in XENIX
like some usual commands, some names/directories to know, and things the
beginner must know, for starters. Like before, if you're an unix/xenix
guru, or just if you have some basic knowledge of unix/xenix, you can
skip this chapter, and just keep it as a reference. This is, still, for
the beginner. The next chapter in the Xenix Tutorial Manual will cover
how to login to the system, some security tips, and more commands.
2. CONTENTS IN CHAPTER TWO
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2.0 BASIC CONCEPTS
2.1...Introduction
2.2...Accounts
2.2.1.....User Accounts
2.2.2.....Super User Account
2.3...Files
2.3.1.....Ordinary Files
2.3.2.....Special Device Files
2.3.3.....Directory Files
2.3.4.....Directory Structure
2.4...Naming Conventions
2.4.1.....Filenames
2.4.2.....Pathnames
2.4.3.....Sample Names
2.4.4.....Special Characters
2.5...Commands
2.5.1.....Command Line
2.5.2.....Syntax
2.6...Input And Output
2.6.1.....Redirection
2.6.2.....Pipes
3. XENIX TUTORIAL CHAPTER TWO
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2.0 BASIC CONCEPTS 2.0
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2.1 Introduction 2.1 Introduction
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This chapter explains the basic concepts that you need to understand to
work effectively in the XENIX environment. After reading this chapter, you
should understand the fundamentals of user accounts, as well as how the
system's files and directories are organized and named, how commands are
entered, and how a command's input and output can be redirected. It is important
to read this chapter before proceeding to the tutorial chapters that follow.
2.2 ACCOUNTS 2.2
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2.2.1 User Accounts 2.2.1 User Accounts
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An account must be created for you before you can log on to a XENIX system.
Your account contains the following information:
* Your login name. This is the name by which you are known in the
system. It is the name you enter at the login prompt.
* Your password. To increase system security, each user may be
given a password. This password is entered when you log on to the
system.
* Your group identification. Each user is known to the system as an
individual and as a member of a group. Group membership is important
for system security reasons. As a member of a group, you may be
permitted to access files and directories that you cannot access
as an individual.
* Your "home directory." This is the place in the filesystem where
you can keep personal files. When you first log on in to the system,
you are placed in your home directory.
* Your "login shell." This is the program that reads and executes the
XENIX commands you input. In most cases, your login shell will be the
"Bourne Shell." The Bourne Shell uses the dollar sign ($) as a prompt.
However, you may be configured to use the "C-Shell," which uses the
percent sign (%) as a prompt, or the "Visual Shell," which is a menu-
driven interface. Throughout this tutorial, the expression "XENIX
prompt" is used to refer to your shell prompt, wether it is the
percent sign or the dollar sign.
Once an account has been established for you, you can manipulate the files,
directories, and commands that make up the XENIX system.
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2.2.2 Super User Account 2.2.2 Super User Account
===============================================================================
In addition to each user's individual account, every XENIX system has a
"super user" account. (The super user is also referred to as "root.") In
order to perform certain system administration tasks, the system administrator
must log in as the super user. The super user has free rein over the system.
The super user can read and edit any file on the system, as well as execute
any program.
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2.3 Files 2.3 Files
===============================================================================
The file is the fundamental unit of the XENIX filesystem. There are three
different types of XENIX files: ordinary files (what we usually mean when we
say "file"), special device files, and directories. Each of these is described
in the sections that follow.
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2.3.1 Ordinary Files 2.3.1 Ordinary Files
===============================================================================
An ordinary file is simply a collection of 8-bit bytes. Ordinary files are
usually documents, program source code, or program data. Executable binary
files, or computer programs, are also considered ordinary files. The bytes
of an ordinary file are interpreted as text characters, binary instructions,
or program statements, by the programs that examine them.
Every ordinary file has the following attributes:
* a filename (not necessarily unique),
* a unique filesystem number called an inode number,
* a size in bytes,
* a time of last change,
* a set of access permissions,
* an owner and a group.
File Protection
On a multi-user system, it is often necessary to "protect" certain files,
denying some users access to the files while allowing access to others. Files
are protected by assigning appropriate "access permissions" to them. XENIX
provides three levels of access permissions:
read Having read permission on a file allows a user to view
the contents of the file with such commands as <cat> and
<more>. A user with read-only permission cannot edit a file.
write Having write permission on a file allows a user to edit
the file.
execute If the file is a program, having execute permission on the
file allows a user to run the program. You cannot run a
program for which you do not have execute permission.
Access permissions are assigned by a file's owner. (By default, the owner
of a file is its creator.) Any combination of the three levels is permitted.
This allows the file's owner to determine which users can read, write and/or
execute the file. Note that the super user has @readm write and execute
permissions on all files on the system.
The file security mechanism implemented under XENIX is very flexible. It
allows separate access permissions to be set for a file's owner, a file's
group, and for all other users. In a typical case the, owner of a file might
have read and write permissions, the group read-only permission, and all other
users no access permissions at all.
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2.3.2 Special Device Files 2.3.2 Special Device Files
===============================================================================
Each physical device on the system, such as hard and floppy disks, line-
printers, terminals, and system memory, is assigned to a "special file."
These files are also called "special device files." Special device files are
not discussed in this tutorial. (For more information on special device files,
see the XENIX System Administrator's Guide, also published by Swedish Hackers
Association.)
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2.3.3 Directory Files 2.3.3 Directory Files
===============================================================================
Directory files are more like file drawers than files. They are places
where files are stored (conceptually, not physically). Directory files are
usually referred to as "directories."
A directory contains the names and inode numbers of the files "within it."
These inode numbers point to "inodes." XENIX uses inodes internally to
organize filesystems. There is one inode per file. Inodes contain information
about files. This information includes the file type, the number of links to
the file, the location of the file on the disk, the size of the file, the
identity of the file's owner and group, the file's access permissions, and
the time the file was last modified.
Like ordinary files, directories can be protected by assigning appropriate
access permissions. These are read, write and execute. In order to do
anything useful in a @directorym a user must have execute permission on that
directory, Execute and write permissions determine whether files can be added
to or removed from a directory. Execute and read permissions determine whether
the contents of a directory can be listed. Access permissions are assigned to
a directory by its owner. By default, the owner of a directory is its creator.
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2.3.4 Directory Structure 2.3.4 Directory Structure
===============================================================================
With multiple users working on multiple projects, the number of files
in a filesystem can proliferate rapidly, creating an organizational nightmare.
The inverted "tree-structured" directory hierarchy that is a feature of the
XENIX system allows users to organize large numbers of files efficiently.
Related files, a directory can contain other directories, sometimes called
"subdirectories." Subdirectories themselves can contain ordinary files and
more subdirectories, and so on. The <cd> command is used to move from one
directory to another.
In this typical tree of files, the root of the tree is at the top and the
branches of the tree grow downward. Directories correspond to "nodes" in the
tree, while ordinary files correspond to "leaves." Figure 2-1 represent this
inverted tree-structured directory hierarchy.
/ (root)
|
---------------------------------------
| | |
bin usr dev
| | |
| -------------- |
| | | |
chmod gwenl markt tty1a
| |
-------------- -------------
| | | |
mail news text data
FIGURE 2-1 A Typical Filesystem
In figure 2-1, the names [bin], [usr], [dev], [gwenl], and [markt] all
represent directories, and are all nodes in the tree. At the top of the tree
is the root directory, which is given the name slash (/). The names [mail],
[news], [text], and [data] all represent ordinary files, and they are all
"leaves" of the tree. The file [chmod] is the name of a command that can
be executed. The name [tty1a] is a special device file. It represents a
terminal and is also represented in the tree.
If a directory contains a downward branch to other files or directories,
those files and directories are "contained" in the given directory, All
directories and files on the system are contained in the root directory. In
Figure 2-1, the files [mail] and [news] are contained in the directory [gwenl],
which itself is contained in the directory [usr]. The directory [usr], in turn,
is contained in the root directory.
It is possible to name any file in the system by starting at the root and
traveling down any of the branches to the desired file. Files can also be
named relative to any directory. XENIX naming conventions are discussed later
in this chapter.
THE USER DIRECTORY
Each XENIX user is given a personal or "home" directory. This is a place
where you can keep files that no other user is likely to need. Within the
home directory, you may have other subdirectories that you own and control.
All of the home directories on a XENIX system are often placed in the [usr]
directory, as illustrated by Figure 2-2.
usr
|
--------------------------------------------------
| | |
adam eve mary
| | |
| ----------------- |
| | | |
text text temp text
FIGURE 2-2 A Typical User Directory
In Figure 2-2, the [usr] directory contains each user's home directory.
There are three users on this system, [adam], [eve], and [mary].
===============================================================================
2.4 Naming Conventions 2.4 Naming Conventions
===============================================================================
Every single file, directory, and device in XENIX has both a filename and
a pathname. Filenames and pathnames are discussed in the following two
sections.
===============================================================================
2.4.1 Filenames 2.4.1 Filenames
===============================================================================
A filename is a sequence of 1 to 14 characters consisting of letters,
digits and other special characters such as the underbar (_). Every single
file, directory, and device in the system has a filename, it is best to
confine filenames to the alphanumeric characters and the period. Other
characters, especially control characters, are discouraged for use in
filenames.
Filenames should be indicative of a file's contents. For example, a file
containing purchase orders should have a name like [orders], rather than
[file1]. Note that filenames must be unique only within directories and need
not be unique system-wide. Different directories can contain different files
that have the same name. For example, there can be several files named [text]
on a single system, as long as those files are each in separate directories.
When a filename contains an initial period, it is "hidden," and is not
displayed by the <lc> command. System configuration files are often hidden.
However the <lc -a> command does display hidden files. The dash (-) is used
in specifying command options and should be avoided when naming files. In
addition, the question mark (?), the asterisk (*), brackets ([ and ]), and
all quotation marks should Never be used in filenames, because they have
special meaning to the XENIX shell. (For more information on these
characters, see "Special Characters" later in this chapter.)
===============================================================================
2.4.2 Pathnames 2.4.2 Pathnames
===============================================================================
A pathname is a sequence of directory names followed by a simple filename,
each separated from the previous name by a slash. If a pathname begins with
a slash, it specifies a file that can be found by beginning a search at the
root of the entire tree. Otherwise, files are found by beginning the search
at the user's Current Directory (also known as the Working Directory). The
<pwd> command is used to print the name of the working directory on the
screen.
A pathname beginning with a slash is called a "full" or "absolute
pathname". The absolute pathname is a map of of a file's location in the
system. Absolute pathnames are unique: no two files, directories or devices
have the exact same absolute pathname. A pathname Not beginning with a slash
is called a "relative pathname", because it specifies a path relative to the
current directory.
===============================================================================
2.4.3 Sample Names 2.4.3 Sample Names
===============================================================================
Among the directory and file names commonly found on XENIX systems are:
/ The name of the root directory.
/bin The directory containing most of the frequently
used XENIX commands.
/usr The directory containing each user's personal
directory. The subdirectory, [/usr/bin] contains
frequently used XENIX commands not in [/bin].
/dev The directory containing special device files.
/dev/console The special device file associated with the system
console.
/dev/ttyXX The names of special device files associated with
system ports. XX represents a number, such as 1A
or 006. Most ports are assigned to terminals.
/lib The directory containing files of "libraries" used
for system development.
/usr/lib The directory containing directories with XENIX
applications.
/tmp The directory for temporary files.
/usr/joe/run A typical full pathname. It is the pathname of a
file named [run] belonging to a user named [joe].
bin/script A relative pathname. It names the file [script]
in subdirectory [bin] of the current working
directory. If the current directory is the root
directory (/), it names [/bin/script]. If the
current directory is [/usr/joe], it names
[/usr/joe/bin/script].
file1 Name of an ordinary file in the current directory.
All files and directories, with the exception of the root directory, have a
"parent" directory. This directory is located immediately above the given file
or directory. The XENIX filesystem provides special shorthand notations for
the parent directory and for the current directory:
. The shorthand name of the current directory.
For example, [./filexxx] names the same file
as [filexxx], in the current directory.
.. The shorthand name of the current directory's
parent directory. For example, the shorthand
name [../..] refers to the directory that is
two levels "above" the current directory.
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2.4.4 Special Characters 2.4.4 Special Characters
===============================================================================
XENIX provides a facility for specifying sets of filenames that match
particular patterns. Suppose, for example, you are working on a large book.
The different chapters of the book might be kept in separate files, whose
names might be [chpt1], [chpt2], [chpt3], and so on. You might even break
each chapter into separate files. For example, you might have files named
[chpt1.1], [chpt1.2], [chpt1.3], and so on.
If you want to print the whole book on the lineprinter, you could enter
the following command:
<lp chap1.1 chap1.2 chap1.3 ...>
Entering so many filenames in a command quickly becomes tedious, and will
probably lead to mistakes. Fortunately, there is a shortcut. A sequence of
names containing a common pattern can be specified with the use of special
"wildcard" characters. The wildcard characters discussed in this chapter
are:
* Matches zero or more characters.
[] Matches any character inside the brackets.
? Matches any single character.
For example, you can enter:
<lp chap*>
The asterisk (*) means "zero or more characters of any type," so this
command translates into "send all files whose names begin with the word
[chap] to the lineprinter." This is a quick and effective way of printing
all the files that make up your book.
This shorthand notation is not a unique property of the <lp> command. It
can be used with any command. For example, you can list the names of the
files in the book by typing:
<lc chap*>
The asterisk is not limited to the last position in a filename. It can be
used anywhere in a filename and can occur several times. An asterisk bu itself
matches all filenames not containing slashes or beginning with periods:
<cat *>
This command displays all files in the current directory on your terminal
screen.
The asterisk is not the only pattern-matching feature available. Suppose
you want to print only chapters 1 through 4, and 9. You can enter:
<lp chap[12349]*>
The brackets ([ and ]) mean "match any of the characters inside the
brackets." A Range of consecutive letters or digits can be abbreviated, so
you can also do this with the following command:
<lp chap[1-49]*>
(Note that this does Not try to match [chap1*] through [chap49*], but
rather [chap1*] through [chap4*] and [chap9*].) Letters can also be used
within brackets: "[a-z]" matches any character in the range "a" through "z".
The question mark (?) matches any single character:
<lc ?>
This command lists all files that have single-character names. The fol-
lowing command lists information about the first file of each chapter (i.e.,
[chap1.1], [chap2.1], ...):
<l chap?.1>
If you need to turn off the special meaning of any of the wildcard
characters (*, ?, and [ ... ]) enclose the entire argument in single
quotation marks. For example, the following command lists only a file named
"?" rather than all one-character filenames:
<lc '?'>
Pattern-matching features are discussed further in "The Shell" chapter of
the XENIX User's Guide.
===============================================================================
2.5 Commands 2.5 Commands
===============================================================================
You have already been introduced to three useful XENIX commands, <lc>,
<lp>, and <cat>. The <lc> command is used to display directory contents, the
<lp> command to print files and the <cat> command to display file contents.
Commands are executable programs. When you enter the name of a command,
XENIX looks for a program with that name and executes the program, if it can
be found. Command lines can also contain arguments that specify options or
files that the program needs. The command line and command syntax are
discussed in the next two sections.
===============================================================================
2.5.1 Command Line 2.5.1 Command Line
===============================================================================
XENIX always reads commands from the "command line." The command line is
a line of characters that is read by the shell to determine what actions to
perform. (XENIX offers three shells, the Bourne Shell, the C-Shell and the
Visual Shell.) The shell reads the names of commands from the command line,
finds the executable program corresponding to the name of the command, then
execute that program. When the program finishes executing, the shell resumes
reading the command line.
When you enter commands at a terminal, you are actually editing a line of
text called the "command-line buffer." The command-line buffer becomes a
command line only when you press RETURN. The command-line buffer can be edited
with the BKSP and Ctrl-u keys. If the INTERRUPT key is pressed before RETURN,
the command-line buffer is erased. (On most keyboards, DEL key is the
INTERRUPT key.)
Multiple commands can be entered on a single command line, provided they
are separated by a semicolon (;). For example, the following command line
prints out the current date and the name of the current working directory:
<date; pwd>
Commands can be submitted for processing in the "background" by appending
an ampersand (&) to the command line. This mode of execution is similar to
"batch" processing on other systems. The main advantage of placing commands in
the background is that you can execute other commands from your terminal in
the "foreground" while the background commands execute. For example, the
following command outputs disk usage statistics in the directory [/usr], a
fairly time-consuming operation, without tying up your terminal:
<du /usr > diskuse &>
The output of this <du> command is placed in the file [diskuse], by
redirecting output with the greater-than symbol <>>. (Redirection of input
and output is discussed in "Input and Output" below. Background processing
is discussed in "Advanced Tasks.")
===============================================================================
2.5.2 Syntax 2.5.2 Syntax
===============================================================================
The general syntax for commands is:
<cmd> [options][arguments][filename][...]
By convention, command names are lowercase. Options are always preceded
by a dash (-) and are not required. They are used to modify the command. For
example, the <lc> command lists, in columnar format, the contents of a
directory. The same command with the <-l> option <lc -l> produces a long
listing of a directory's contents.
In some cases, options can be grouped to form a single option argument,
as in the following command:
<lc -rl>
This command is really a combination of two options, where the <-rl>
option selects the option that lists all files in the directory in both
reverse alphabetical order and with the long format.
Sometimes multiple options must be given separately, as in the following
command:
<copy -a -v source destination>
Here, the <-a> option tells the <copy> command to ask the user for
confirmation before copying <source> to <destination>. The <-v> option
specifies "verbose", which causes <copy> to list the names if the files
that are copied, as they are copied.
Other arguments, such as search strings, can also be given, as in the
following command:
<grep 'string of text' data.file>
The 'string of text' in this example is a single argument, and is the
string for which the <grep> command searches in the file <data.file>.
===============================================================================
2.6 Input and Output 2.6 Input and Output
===============================================================================
By default, XENIX assumes that input comes from the terminal keyboard
and that output goes to the terminal screen. To illustrate typical command
input and output, enter:
<cat>
This command now expects input from your keyboard. It accepts as many
lines of input as you enter, until you press Ctrl-d, which is the "end-of-
file" or "end-of-transmission" indicator.
For example, enter:
this is two lines RETURN
of input RETURN
Ctrl-d
The <cat> command immediately outputs each line as you enter it. Since
output is sent to the terminal screen by default, that is where the lines
are sent. Thus, the complete session will look like this on your terminal
screen:
$ cat
this is two lines
this is two lines
of input
of input
$
The flow of command input and output can be "redirected" so that input
comes from a file instead of from the terminal keyboard and output goes to a
file or lineprinter, instead of to the terminal screen. In addition, you can
create "pipes" to use the output of one command as the input of another.
(Redirection and pipes are discussed in the next two subsections.)
===============================================================================
2.6.1 Redirection 2.6.1 Redirection
===============================================================================
In XENIX, a file can replace the terminal for either input or output. For
example, the following command displays a list of files on your terminal
screen:
<lc>
But if you enter the following command, a list of your files is placed in
the file [filelist] (which is created if it does not already exist), rather
than sent to the screen:
<lc > filelist>
The symbol for output redirection, the greater-than sign (>), means "put
the output from the command into the following file, rather than display it
on the terminal screen." The following command is another way of using the
output redirection mechanism:
<cat f1 f2 f3 > temp>
This command places copies of several files in the file [temp] by
redirecting the output of <cat> to that file.
The output append symbol (>>) works very much like the output redirection
symbol, except that it means "add to the end of." The following command means
"concatenate [file1], [file2], and [file3] to the end of whatever is already
in [temp], instead of overwriting and destroying the existing contents."
<cat file1 file2 file3 >> temp>
As with normal output redirection, if [temp] doesn't already exist, it is
created for you.
In a similar way, the input redirection symbol (<> means "take the input
for a program from the following file, instead of from the terminal." As an
example, you could enter the following command to send a file named
[letter.txt] to several people using the XENIX <mail> facility:
<mail adam eve mary joe < letter.txt>
(See Chapter 6 of this tutorial for information on <mail>.)
===============================================================================
2.6.2 Pipes 2.6.2 Pipes
===============================================================================
One of the major innovations of the XENIX system is the concept of a
"pipe." A pipe is simply a way to use the output of one command as the input
of another, so that the two run as a sequence of commands called a "pipeline".
For example, suppose that you want to find all unique lines in [frank.txt],
[george.txt], and [hank.txt] and view the result. You could enter the following
sequence of commands:
<sort frank.txt george.txt hank.txt > temp1>
<uniq < temp1 > temp2>
<more temp2>
<rm temp1 temp2>
But this is more work than necessary. What you want is to take the out-
put of <sort> and connect it to the input of <uniq>, then take the output
of <uniq> and connect it to <more>. You would use the following pipe:
<sort frank.txt george.txt hank.txt | uniq | more>
The vertical bar character (|) is used between the <sort> and <uniq>
commands to indicate that the output from <sort>, which would normally have
been sent to the terminal, is to be used as the input of the <uniq> command,
which in turn sends its output to the <more> command for viewing.
The following command is another example of a pipe. The <wc> command
counts the number of lines, words, and characters in its input. The <who>
command prints a list of users currently logged on, one per line. Thus, the
following pipeline tells you the number of users who are logged in by counting
the number of lines that come from the <who> command:
<who | wc -l>
Notice the difference in output between <wc -l> and <wc>. By default, <wc>
tells you how many lines, words, and characters there are in the input. How-
ever, <wc -l> tells you only how many lines.
Any program that accepts input from the keyboard can accept input from a
pipe instead. Any program that displays output to the terminal screen can
send input to a pipe. You can have as many elements in a pipeline as you wish.
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4. RECOMMENDED
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This section is included in every issue of The European Digest and will
contain recommended stuff/boards/reading and so on. For this file, TV
series.
SERIE/NAME WHY?
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Parker Lewis Can't Lose Real Cool. The only minus is the moral
at the end of each episode (as with
ALL American series). TOTAL COOLNESS!
Wiseguy Tough Drama/Action series with a lot
of political stuff. Like any Cop-
series, only higher up the ladder.
Murphy Brown Candice Bergen's Comedy Success.
TV station comedy, always with some
great intro-music, and with the
Youngest producer, Miles. (laughter)
21 Jump Street Young cops, infiltrating clubs, gangs,
and so on. A lot of action and moral.
Still a good 'Cop' series.
Hardball Well.. Just started here in Sweden,
and so far, not so good. It's the
basic odd-pair cop-show really.
The Simpsons The Cult (still) series. I give 10
points out of ten to the first 20
episodes. Since then I'll give it
a 7. Kid-Anarchy type-o.
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5. END COMMENTS
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Rumors say that the European Amiga-Warez Scene's Blue Boxing is finally
dead. I guess some of them found out 'the hard way'. Ok, this doesn't
belong in this issue of TED, but it's news now, and not when the next
TED in released.
The European Digest will not feature Hacking techniques, Phreaking, Carding,
information about government systems or the basic underground rap. It will
be different. It IS different. Manuals, The Underground Scene, Deep Deep
whatever, and so on. Less 'general rag stuff' and More Miscellaneous stuff.
Swedish Hacker News will be presented through the 'uXu - Swedish News' series,
but ONLY in Swedish. English translations will however be published in other
well-known underground rags, as contributions.
Check out the Next TED for something Completely different!
You can reach me on the following boards for comments, contributions,
questions or whatever:
Condemned Reality [618-397-7702]
Land Of Karrus [215-948-2132]
Demon Roach Underground [806-794-4362]
Balanced pH [818-783-5320]
Info Addict [+46-###-####]
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I think it's time to write an Index to the uXu files, now when we have
reached the 15th production in our standard releases, and the 5th in
our Swedish releases. You know people said that we wouldn't be around
longer than to release about 10 files, and still, here we are. So the
next time you see the guy who said that before, give him a nice big
'kick in the ass' greeting from us.
I guess we will release about 10 additional files this year, so just
keep your eyes open for new releases. We don't have any release-
schedule, so perhaps the uXu file 16 is out before this one, but still
we Do release new material, as time goes.
Right now, we have 2 standard members & writers. Not very much you might
say, but have you heard of us before this release? No, I didn't think so.
This is because we haven't really been looking for new members before,
but we are ready for new members now, and if you'd like to join us, or
just perhaps contribute with a textfile/news/anything you want, just call
one of the boards listed at the end of this file, and contact The Chief
there.
Current Members
Name Specialities
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The Chief - Stories, Fun-N-Humor, Manuals, Everything!
The GNN - Terrorism, Anarchy.
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Phearless Hacking/Phreaking, Tips/Trix/Advice, Crazy Fun-N-Humor.
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I N D E X - Standard Releases 00 - 15 [Sept/Oct 1991]
No Title Author Size
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[00] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k
[01] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k
[02] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k
[03] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k
[04] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k
[05] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k
[06] The BIG System Vol.1 The Chief 46k
[07] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k
[08] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k
[09] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k
[10] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k
[11] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k
[12] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k
[13] Suicide! The GNN 5k
[14] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k
[15] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k
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I N D E X - Swedish Releases 00 - 05 [Sept/Oct 1991]
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[00] Introduktion Till uXu-S, Den Svenska Serien The Chief 4k
[01] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Dark Avenger Computer Sweden 4k
[02] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Sm<53> Notiser Computer Sweden 8k
[03] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.07 - Sm<53> Notiser Computer Sweden 5k
[04] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH Hackers Computer Sweden 5k
[05] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH S<>kerhet Computer Sweden 5k
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September October September October September October Releases 1991:
000: "An Introduction To uXu" by The Chief. This, the very First release from
uXu will inform you how and why uXu was started. Some interesting facts, and
a little 'what-to-expect' to end this issue.
001: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #1" by The Chief. The European Digest
is mainly for general stuff, that really just can't be presented through a
regular release. Every European Digest have regular sections as 'recommended',
an explaining introduction and 'End comments'. Also, every European Digest will
have an updated list of boards where to contact uXu. This issue starts the
View on U.S. Underground Boards.
002: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #2" by The Chief. As stated above, The
European Digest (or TED) will contain different subjects, and have regular
sections. This issue starts The Index for The Syndicate Report Magazine. You
say that such an Index already exists? Well, not like this one. Worked-through
material, with special sections, size, release date, contributors, and lots
of nice-to-know facts. Part 1.
003: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #3" by The Chief. If you still don't
know what The European Digest is, I'll explain it for you. It's a regular in
the uXu series, which will contain different subjects that couldn't be
presented through regular releases. Every TED contains regular section, as well
as an updated list of boards where you can contact uXu. This issue contains the
Index for The Syndicate Report, Part 2.
004: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #4" by The Chief. This special issue
of The European Digest contains the First chapter of the SCO XENIX System V
Tutorial Manual, which is mainly for beginners, but is also said to be of value
as a reference for the more experienced. Part 1.
005: "How To Get... Older Women" by The Chief. For all of you desperately
seeking contact with older women, this manual will get you into their beds!
This Good-to-have the day you meet That 'older' woman manual gives you advice,
tips and warnings you need to know, both for Younger And Older women. Be the
seducer of your neighborhood!
006: "The BIG System Vol.1" by The Chief. This is the real and only true
version of this story. All previous releases of this story are to be
disregarded. This release include Appendix One and Four, as well as the first
Ten chapters with index, and changes. Kevin, the average computer-wiz-kid
gets his chance to exploit a really Big system, as well as a couple of women
on his way to success.
007: "How To Get Even" by The GNN. The first release from The GNN under the
uXu label. If you need to get even, you need this manual with Advice/Tips on
how to wreck your enemy's life.
008: "Car Explosion Look-Alike" by The GNN. How to make an explosion that
looks just like a car explosion.
009: "Making A Small Flame Thrower" by The GNN. Nice to have, good for those
hot nights on the town. HeHEh.
010: "Miscellaneous Crimes" by The GNN. GNN is on the right track here,
leading you towards a nice healthy life as a swindler and a scoundrel.
011: "Miscellaneous Terror" by The GNN. Yet another miscellaneous file from
our Anarchy/Terrorism specialist. This file will teach you how to scare the
hell out of people and what to do those dark nights.
012: "Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist" by The GNN. What do you
do when you're completely bored as hell? Yes, you take The GNN's file and
get some tips and advice on how to make your anarchist life a bit more fun.
013: "Suicide!" by The GNN. When your life has to come to an end, which
way do you prefer? GNN tells you all about it, with recommendations and
perhaps a few tips you didn't consider. The file for the suicidal!
014: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #5" by The Chief. The European Digest
is back again, with the second part of the SCO XENIX System V Tutorial Manual
and as usual the regular sections. This second part includes some commands,
pipelining, and redirection + the directory structures. Basic information for
the beginner, and a reference for the advanced. Part 2.
015: "uXu Index #1" by The Chief. This file, + a more compressed index, for
those who wants a brief overview over the releases. Also includes some comments
about uXu's first few months as a group, including a Member list, Contributor
list and the latest update on where you can contact uXu.
[#15 also includes an Index for the uXu-S series]
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PREVENTING A MURDER
Why I write this shit you ask me? Because I wanna kill
someone badly. This shit is worthwhile for me, because
it prevents me taking the rap for a murder I would
have committed instead of writing this text.
WHY YOU ASK?
Ok, it all started last night.
My girlfriend and I were talking on the phone, and she
was babbling away like always, and I decided to ask
her if she really still needed me, and what do you
think she answered? ... "well I don't know"...
FUCK YOU BITCH!
She spent about 2 hours trying to tell me that she had
found "new sides" of her that she had to accept, and
that all she needed right now was to be alone, AND
with friends. (I haven't the slightest clue on how to
do That).
Let me just begin with telling you that I'm not stupid,
and the last shit I'd believe is all that "find
yourself"-crap shit of explanations. All right, so I
told her to take her "new sides" and shove them up her
ass. Hung up and wrote her of my list.
Second, some punks had had some fun during the night,
I noticed when I walked out to my car this morning.
The car didn't look like a car no more. All right, I
could cope with that, so I called the insurance
company to get my insurance money, and they told me to
call the cops first, and then they'll look into the
matter. Ok, I called the cops, they came over (now I
was about 20 minutes late for work) and gave me a box
of papers to fill out. I did that, and gave them the
papers, they signed them, and I got the copies back,
which I posted to the insurance company.
Came to work about an hour too late, and got a lesson
in how to not be late for work by my boss, who didn't
want to hear any explanations. "To be late is a sin".
That's his call in life. So you think it sounds bad
now?
I had to sit and answer the phone all day. Degraded to
a simple answering-machine, because I was late. If you
think that's a nice job, you don't know what you're
talking about! It's hell on earth! The company I work
for sends out about 34.000 bills every 3 months, and
about 1/3 of them complain about too high bills, too
low bills, too normal bills, how to pay, how to read
the bill, how to get lower bills, how to ....whatever!
Yes, that's right. This was the week after they had
sent those bills.
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN BY $2.000??
Everyone who calls, think they've reached a place
generally called the "complaints" department (when it
actually is the switchboard) and starts screaming, and
shouting, with general abuse included. A normal number
of callers lies around 2-300/day, a normal number of
callers a bill-day lies around 1-2000! Say that 20% of
them wants to kick the first one who answer's ass,
hard. You begin to understand why I write this text?
It wasn't just because I was late I had to spend the
day answering the phone, no sir! The person (?) who
works there, just had to write some papers, drafts,
letters and misc stuff the very same day. Ok, I could
understand that. But when all she does is to sit and
talk (spreading rumors, talking behind backs and so on
(you know the type)) all day, I just need to kick some
ass.
Fine, you say. That's not so bad, is it?
You really think that's all? Hahahahaha.
The insurance company calls, only to tell me that they
won't give me any money. They had been speaking to the
cops, who had said that the estimated damages would
not reach the level where they grant any insurance
money to be paid to the owner. WHAT?! HAVE YOU SEEN MY
CAR OR WHAT!?! My car was demolished, totally stripped
of everything. The only thing that was left untouched
was a tape with N.W.A's "Straight outta Compton".
I told them I'd send some pictures, but they said that
I easily could have made the "extra" damage myself,
only to get the insurance money!! I told them to get
lost, or find a real life.
Next up, I see the woman I've been "involved" with at
work with another man, and they're not working, if you
understand what I mean. I face her with the facts, and
she tries to explain. I haven't heard such a lame
explanation in years, so I tell her to find a better
excuse or call her husband and kids.
All right. Now the working day is over and I want to
kill someone pretty badly. But, the day isn't over yet.
When I come home, I find my harddrive spinning, and
my board down. I try to restart it, but it won't start.
I try everything I could think of, but it doesn't find
the harddrive. It has crashed.
I try to save some files when restoring the data I
could scrape off from the drive, but I can only save
about 100-150 files. Considering that I had:
4500 Textfiles
200 Programs
..in the file-areas
1 BBS Program
20 Online Games
3 Games
2 Front-End Programs
2 Graphic Editors
1 Programming Package
25 C++ programs I was working on
6 Textfiles I was working on
..running
I guess you can easily understand my feelings.
CONCLUSION
If you have had a bad day, you don't know what you're
talking about. Try to beat mine, and you can submit
the story to the uXu series. I need to hear that some-
one can have a worse day than me. By writing this
text, I have restrained myself from killing someone,
which I would have.
It's just unbelievable that all of this could happen
during just ONE day! I have had bad days before, sure
but nothing like this. I'm surprised that I haven't
been arrested yet, or that the Socialists haven't
taken control over this country once again. I really
expected that to happen today as well.
Eh, what the hell.. I think I go kill someone anyway..
See this knife, asshole!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........
HeEHeEHheEHEEE!
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How To Cause Panic
by
Phearless
for
uXu - Underground eXperts United
in October 1991
INTRODUCTION
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This is meant to be Your guide in How To Cause Panic. What kind of panic? Well,
you'll find out if you continue reading... But to give you a little idea of
what it's all about I'll explain the magic word Panic to you all.
Panic, my friends, is what happens to people when something not expected
happens, which they can't comprehend, if they think their life is at stake
or just if they get confused. Then they start doing what everybody else is
doing, in most cases that is: running like mad in some random direction.
Now you might say, as the experienced anarchist you are, "That's no problem!"
"Easiest thing on earth, kid!"... well, as most other textfiles, the reason
this file is released is that it's supposed to give you NEW fresh ideas
in how to cause massive and devastating panic when You feel like it.
So, where is the best and most effective place to start panic? Well, there
are numerous of places actually. Some rules you should follow when you choose
location to start your actions at should look something like this though.
Choose
* An "everyday" place (restaurants, schools)
* Places with a lot of people in a small area (cinemas)
* Places where people can't run away (trains, busses, traffic jams, planes)
* Places where it's Least likely that something (violent) would happen
(police headquarters, the fire department)
* Places where it's Most likely that something will happen (factories;
not necessary "dangerous" factories)
Or as a Main Rule
* Any place where there's a lot of people. The people can either be
running from one spot to another (eg. subways) and thus not paying
attention to what's happening around them.
Occasions when people gather together for one special reason (concerts,
sport games, cinemas) and their minds are as far from anarchistic
actions as possible. Everything to gain the good-ol' surprising
(read: panic) part of it.
A feature of a good Panic location is a place where people can't run far
neither fast away from the scene of the crime (boats, hospitals).
Now you might think; If you are at a football arena, people DO expect strange
things to happen, and are always peeping in the Emergency Exit direction...
Wrong... dead wrong... they aren't. Of some strange reason they never do,
and probably never will. Well, if they appreciate the game more than their own
lives, that's fine with me. They wont have time to regret it anyway.
METHODS
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To pick out the best methods of causing crowds of people to panic, you must
think of what people in common are afraid of. I will try to list some very
anar-popular methods to cause panic.
*) Fire/Smoke;
Yeah, this is the classic method of causing panic. Everybody is afraid of
getting burned to death, and why blame them? It's not a very nice way
to die (except for the spectator).
The thing that first kicks off the Real Panic isn't the fire itself, it's
smoke! So, to have in mind when you're planning to evacuate your local
cinema, is to make the fire smoke as much as possible. So the size of
the fire isn't that important (well, in most cases), it's how much smoke
that's produced (eg. car tires'n'gasoline etc).
The theatrical value of this death can't any movie director offer, or even
come close to in their productions. Be sure to have all your anar-friends
gathered to watch every time you've set fire to a cinema or similar.
*) Water/Drowning;
Well, this takes some planning and preparations before it's carried out...
Causing panic on a big boat isn't that easy (if you don't want to play
with fire/smoke again). So, how to make the people believe that the whole
damn boat is sinking Titanic-style? Well, it's NOT a piece of cake (if
you're planning to survive yourself that is). What you'll have to do is
to put an extra cable to the boat's fog-horn (be sure that it still works
as normal) and connect it to a car-battery/similar. Then some big
explosives (loud-sounding things, non-damaging).
Now, if you haven't figured it out already, detonate your explosives (some
on-board and some at the car-deck for example) and some seconds after that,
disconnect the "normal" fog-horn wire and start sending about 1-second
signals, - - - -, repeatedly. The signal doesn't mean anything, but the
people will, after hearing loud explosions and screaming people, translate
ANY loud sound to mean "Danger". And if you have your crowd (10-15 people,
preferably some of them female, their screaming is more terrifying) running
around and pushing people "trying to get to the life boats"-style...
If you've done this right, people will run around like mad, and jump into
the water to save their lives (they think).
Ok, now there may be some cool passengers on this boat-trip that may be
some sceptic to this panicking activities, and will just try to find out
what really has happened and if it's really That dangerous to stay aboard.
To make people like that also jump into the ocean, throw in some smoke
bombs on the lower decks... The result never fails; Panic.
*) (Big) Accidents;
Now this could be considered a practical joke really (tell the judge).
This is funny man... Order tickets from your local train office and get
data for your trip, such as; what's the train number, which stations
does it pass, when will it leave "your" station and when it will arrive
at your destination city. With all this in mind (or preferably on a piece
of paper), prepare a tape with a "pop-in" recording which states that
something really BAD has just happened along the railway that you've
ordered tickets for. That message could sound something like:
<alert sound/music> "We have a very important announcement to the
citizens of TO_TOWN. A terrorist has hijacked train XYZ coming from
FROM_TOWN. He has not given any demands. From the train radio he
said he had killed the train driver and that he would sacrifice the
passengers of the train in the name of Allah by driving in high speed
through some railway switches in TO_TOWN. The police department have no
idea of what to do to stop this. The government has mobilized the army
and they are now preparing, together with the police and the fire
department, to take care of the to-be victims in this on-coming
catastrophy and waste of human lives. That's all for this news
broadcast. Now back to the music."
Remember to sound Serious and Extremely similar to the traffic-accident
broadcasts they have where You live.
Now then, you're finished, time for the action... When it's time for
the train to come, get on it and bring that big ghettoblaster of yours
with you. Now, after the people have sat down, and the train has been
going for quite a while, you put your prepared tape in the GB and just
turn on your radio (the Real radio broadcasts). After some few minutes,
press the "Play" button on it and switch from "Radio" to "Tape", sit back
and listen. And your little message runs...
After the last line in your message, be sure to switch back to "Radio"
again (so the other people with radio (maybe waiting for the next news
broadcast) will hear it IS the radio who's playing from your GB!!!)
You should now start "panicking" yourself, screaming "we're all going to
be killed!! aaaaaaAAA!", "oh god! you heard that!! aaaaaaaaaAAAA! we
haven't got a chance!", "Why haven't anybody pulled the emergency breaks?
<scream> <yell>" and similar... if you can bring a few girls you know,
it will help you. Women's scream a lot louder and is more frightening to
listen to, especially when you're going to die. If the people in your
wagon haven't start running around screaming, and grabbing the emergency
breaks... you've failed... Next time; be sure to have your ghettoblaster
turned up a bit louder so that Everyone hears the "broadcast".
Your EQUIPMENT
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Here's a checklist for your anar-"tricks" when you're out to make some people
run their legs off... Be sure to always bring:
* Smoke bombs (small and big ones)
* Gasoline (some bottles and rags too, your choice)
* Igniters (Lighters, Matches)
* List of places to "visit"
* People you trust, no chicken shit mutha (that is, if he's not supposed
to bring a bang-bang-bag into some restaurant, while you and the rest
go to a safer place... hehehe)
Special items for special occasions:
* Rubber (boots, tires for smoke fx)
* Big written signs (such as "Anarkoy was here", leave no fingerprints)
* Camcorder (save for your next meeting, do NOT copy it to sell it...
the cops love it too much)
BE AWARE OF
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Don't visit the same place twice... But if you REALLY want to hit the same
location more than once, think of this:
1) They may be more prepared. You be that you too.
2) Do NOT perform your "hit" exactly the same way as you did last time.
3) Whatever you used the last time, use much more this time.
THE LAST WORD
~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ok, voice of the editor of this file now. This is my first file for uXu, but
I will (don't worry) be writing more files for them. On subjects as
anarchy/terror, hacking, phreaking... and, he he he, some special subjects
for you crazy ass readers out there.
Don't know the date for the next file, I only have 48 hours/week to write this
you know (weekends, of course...). Well, the military made up the rules, not
me (and I find it, at present time, slightly hard to change these rules :) ).
Mail me tricks, tips, death threats etc on
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Have an anar-nice day.
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The man said OOOOoooo!
Why? Wooould yooou like tooo knooow? Noooo, I dooon't think yooou wooould
really..
The man loooked like this thooough:
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Doooo Yooou think someooone is sucking his dick?
Perhaps he's been hit by a woooden bat in the head?
Oooor did he see sooomething awesooome?
Nooooo! He's just saying OOOOoooo!
Yooou still dooon't believe me dooo yooou?
Ooook, I'll tell yooou. I prooomise! Fooor Sure!
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| OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
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The first case of OOOOooooing was found on the islands of OOOOoooo.
When General Von Ohitssobig found the island, he immediately ordered
the crew of his ship to explore and search for hidden treasures, but
all they found was a tribe of women with a disease so bad they couldn't
stop it by themselves. All of them had the same symptoms, they needed
sex 24hrs a day. Before General Von Ohitssobig discovered the village
the women had to satisfy each other, and had never seen a man.
The women were all daughters of the most beautiful woman known to man,
and therefor the reaction of the crew wasn't too unpredictable.
After about 9 months, 283 babies were born in the village, all of them
girls. 21 years later, another ship found the island. Captain Evenbigger
and his crew camped on the island over 200 days. Almost 9 months later
368 babies were born, and once again, all of them were girls.
This trend kept going on for about 200 years, and last year when the
Crownsend Fleet, led by Admiral Icantbelieveitssobig reached the island
they didn't believe what they saw. 1204 Beautiful 21-Year-Old,
625 21-Year-Old, 311 21-Year-Old, 150 21-Year-Old, 60 21-Year-Old,
25 21-Year-Old and 1 21-Year-Old women met them when they reached the
beach, wearing the sexiest underwear they could imagine. Perfect bodies,
and young, playful, wonderful faces.
After one hour, one of those sailors looked like this:
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[| \/ \/ |] / OOOOoooo !!! \
| /\ /\ | \ /
| .. | /________________/
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\ O /
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Another looked just like this (other colors possible though)
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/ \
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/;;;;;;;;\ \ / \
| | / \
[| \/ \/ |] / OOOOoooo !!! \
| /\ /\ | \ /
| .. | /________________/
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\ O /
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And the third one....
\:.:..:.:/ _____________
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%&//"<22>#!("!( / \
["(#/"&(!"TG"] / OOOOoooo !!! \
(!=("!&"#&(() \ /
!"&/(&//))/=( /________________/
"()/"/"(()
("()#"U(
"/(#)/
(he was a really messed-up kid you know...)
But all of them had that look on their face (except for the 3rd one
for obvious reasons).
And That's the story of the Island of OOOOoooo.
The first man you ask? Well, he represents a normal person when he
hear about the island where no-one grows older than 21 and where
only the most beautiful girls are born,
THE ISLAND OF OOOOoooo which is only found once in a lifetime!
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HOW TO SHRINK A HEAD
By THE GNN/DC/uXu
Hello and welcome to another "how to..." file! This time I will teach you
the basic knowledge on shrinking heads. Don't say "How barbaric!" now,
because you will soon realize that having a collection of heads is the
cult-phenomena of the 90's!
1. At first you need a human head. This is the hard part.
Remember to be careful when you cut it off from the body.
2. Then you have to remove the cranium. The is easily done by
cutting from the forehead, over the head and down to the
back of the head. Remove everything inside the head.
3. Now boil the skin from the head in ordinary water for about
half an hour. The head should now be about 1/3 of its original
size.
4. Scrap off the last pieces of flesh on the inside of the head
and sew the mouth, eyes and back of the head shut.
5. Now take 5-6 small rocks and put them into a fire until they
get red hot. Roll them inside the head - one at a time - and
model the head until it get the original look.
If the head is to small for rocks, use sand instead.
6. Now work with the head for a couple of hours every day in a
week and viola - you got yourself a real human head!
It's the perfect ice-breaker at parties. "Wanna come home
and look at my shrunk heads?"
Well, these heads are also told to give you eternal life somehow but
I doubt it. Maybe it will give you a couple of years in a asylum if
you boast too much about them. If you are having trouble finding heads,
just use your imagination! A friend of mine used to shrink the heads of
his ex-girlfriends.
Call INFO ADDICT, home of Underground eXperts United at +46-###-####.
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#% The European Digest Series Vol.1 Issue #6 %#
%# 1991 By THE CHIEF ..uXu.. #%
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SPECIAL MANUAL ISSUE - SCO XENIX System V TUTORIAL CHAPTER #3
Contents...
01.............Introduction
02.............Contents In Chapter Three
03.............Xenix Tutorial Chapter Three
04.............Recommended
05.............End Comments
1. INTRODUCTION
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Welcome to TED Vol.1 Issue #6 - The uXu File #21!
Yes, it IS the third chapter in the Xenix Tutorial series. This time,
security is the main content, and as stated in previous issues, this
is for the beginner. You can easily understand what's been written
in here, and I think that's good, information must be shared!
The End Comments this time, deals with views of the new Phrack Inc.
issues. Recommended have some nice Drinks for you to try out while
getting through this file <grin>. The next Xenix Tutorial will be
a huge file, really Big! What it is about? Check out the next issue
of The European Digest!
2. CONTENTS IN CHAPTER THREE
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CHAPTER 3
Logging In
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3.1 Introduction
3.2 Gaining Access To The System
3.2.1 Logging In
3.2.2 Logging Out
3.2.3 Changing Your Password
3.3 Keeping Your Account Secure
3.3.1 Password Security
3.3.2 Good Security Habits
3.3.3 Using Another User's Account
3.4 Changing Your Terminal Type
3.5 Entering Commands
3.5.1 Entering A Command Line
3.5.2 Erasing A Command Line
3.5.3 Halting Screen Output
3. XENIX TUTORIAL CHAPTER THREE
-------------------------------
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3.1 INTRODUCTION 3.1
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This chapter explains how to perform the following basic tasks on a
XENIX system:
* Log in to the system,
* Log out of the system,
* Change your password,
* Use another user's account,
* Reset your terminal type,
* Enter a XENIX command,
* Erase an incorrect command line,
* Stop and start screen output.
This chapter is designed as a tutorial. The best way to use this chapter
is to read it at your terminal, entering commands as instructed in the exam-
ples.
None of the commands described in this chapter is described in great
detail. For a complete explanation of each command, refer to the XENIX
USER'S REFERENCE (soon to be published also by uXu).
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3.2 GAINING ACCESS TO THE SYSTEM 3.2
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To use the XENIX system, you must first gain access to it by logging in.
When you log in, you are placed in your home directory. Logging in, changing
your password, and logging out are described below.
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3.2.1 LOGGING IN 3.2.1
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Before you can log into the system, you must be given a system "account."
In most cases, your account is created for you by your system administrator.
However, if you need to create the account yourself, refer to the XENIX
SYSTEM ADMINISTRATOR's GUIDE (soon to be published also by uXu) for
information on creating user accounts. This section assumes that your account
has already been created.
Normally, the system sits idle and the prompt "login:" appears on the
terminal screen. If your screen is blank or displays nonsense characters,
press the [INTERRUPT] key a few times. On most keyboards, the [INTERRUPT]
key is the [DEL] key.
When the "login:" prompt appears, follow these steps:
1. Enter your login name and press [RETURN]. If you make a mistake
as you type, press [CTRL-u] to start the line again (hold down
the [CTRL] key and press the [u] key). After you press [RETURN],
"Password:" appears on your screen.
2. Enter your password and press [RETURN]. The letters of your
password do not appear on the screen as you enter them, and
the cursor does not move. This is to prevent other users from
learning your password. If you enter your login name or password
incorrectly, the system displays the following message:
Login incorrect
login:
If you get this message, enter your login name and password again.
3. Depending on how your system is configured, you may or may not
be prompted to enter your terminal type. If you are prompted for
your terminal type, you see a line like the following:
TERM=(unknown)
Enter your terminal type if you see this line. (If you are not
sure how to specify your terminal type, contact your system
administrator.)
Once you have entered all the correct information, the "prompt character"
appears on the screen. This is a dollar sign ($) for Bourne Shell users and
a percent sign (%) for C-shell users. The prompt tells you that the XENIX
system is ready to accept commands from the keyboard.
Depending on how your system is configured, you may also see a "message
of the day" after you log in.
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3.2.2 LOGGING OUT 3.2.2
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The simplest way to log out is to enter <logout> at the % prompt for C-shell
users, or <exit> at the $ prompt for Bourne Shell users. You might also be
able to logout by pressing [CTRL-d] at the prompt. However, some systems are
configured to prevent logout with [CTRL-d]. The reason for this is that
[CTRL-d] signifies the end-of-file in XENIX, and it is often used within
programs to signal the end of input from the keyboard. Since people sometimes
make the mistake of pressing [CTRL-d] several times, they often find
themselves unintentionally logged out of the system. To prevent this, system
administrators may disable logout with [CTRL-d].
Familiarize yourself with the logout procedure by pressing [CTRL-d], if you
are currently logged in. If this does not work, log out by entering <logout>
(C-shell) or <exit> (Bourne Shell). If you are not logged in, log in and then
log out, experimenting with [CTRL-d] and with <logout> or <exit>.
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3.2.3 CHANGING YOUR PASSWORD 3.2.3
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To prevent unauthorized users from gaining access to the system, each
authorized user can be given a password. When you are first given an account
on a XENIX system, you are assigned a password by the system administrator.
Some XENIX systems require you to change your password at regular intervals.
Whether yours does or not, it is a good idea to change your password
regularly (at least once every two months) to maintain system security.
Use the <passwd> command to change your password. Follow these steps:
1. Enter the following command and press [RETURN]
<passwd>
You see:
Changing password for [user]
Old password:
Your login name appears in place of [user].
2. Carefully enter your old password. It is not displayed on
the screen. If you make a mistake, press [RETURN]. The
message "Sorry" appears, then the system prompt. Begin
again with step 1.
3. The following message appears after you enter your old password
and press [RETURN]:
New password:
Enter your new password and press [RETURN]. It is generally
a good idea to use a combination of numbers and lower-case and
upper-case letters in your password.
4. You see the following message:
Re-enter new password:
Enter your new password again. If you make a mistake, you see
the following message:
They don't match; try again
Begin again with step 1 if you see this message.
When you complete the procedure, the XENIX prompt reappears. The next time
you log in, you must enter your new password.
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3.3 KEEPING YOUR ACCOUNT SECURE 3.3
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Security is ultimately the responsibility of the user. The careless use and
maintenance of passwords represents the greatest threat to the security of a
computer system.
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3.3.1 PASSWORD SECURITY 3.3.1
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Here are some specific guidelines for passwords:
1. Don't use passwords that are easy to guess. Passwords should
be at least six characters long and include letters, digits,
and punctuation marks. (Example: frAiJ6*)
2. Passwords should not be names (even nicknames), proper nouns
or any word found in [/usr/dict/words]. (Don't use a password
like: terry9)
3. Always keep your password secret. Passwords should never be
written down, sent over electronic mail, or verbally
communicated. (Treat it like the PIN number for your instant
teller card.)
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3.3.2 GOOD SECURITY HABITS 3.3.2
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There are simple, good security habits. Here are some general guidelines:
1. Remember to log out before leaving a terminal.
2. Use the <lock>(C) utility when you leave your terminal,
even for a short time.
3. Make certain that sensitive files are not publicly readable.
(See the discussion of file and directory permissions in
Chapter 4 of this tutorial for information on how to do this.)
4. Keep any floppies or tapes containing confidential data
(program source, database backups) under lock and key.
5. If you notice strange files in your directories, or find other
evidence that your account has been tampered with, tell your
system administrator.
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3.3.3 USING ANOTHER USER'S ACCOUNT 3.3.3
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You might find it necessary to work with another user's files. However,
the permission settings on those files may prevent all but the files' owner
from editing them. To overcome this problem, you can use the <su> command to
change your current account to that of the other user. To use <su>, you must
know the other user's password.
For example, to become user joe, enter the following command at the XENIX
prompt, not at the login prompt:
<su joe>
When the password prompt appears, enter joe's password. To cancel the
effect of the <su> command and return to your own account, press [CTRL-d].
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3.4 CHANGING YOUR TERMINAL TYPE 3.4
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On most systems, the system console is already configured for use with
XENIX. However, serial terminals of various types can be connected to a
XENIX system. If you are working from a serial terminal, it can be important
to know how to specify your terminal type.
The terminal type is displayed each time you log in. You can change the
value of the terminal type displayed by editing the [.profile] file in your
home directory. If you are using the C-shell, you do not have a [.profile]
file. Instead, you must edit the [.login] file in your home directory.
There are at least two reasons why you might want to change the value of
the terminal type displayed:
* You might have a new terminal that is not the same model as your
old terminal. If so, the terminal type displayed by your old
[.profile] ([.login]) file will be incorrect.
* The terminal type displayed might be "unknown" or "ansi" or
another setting which is not correct for your terminal. This would
require you to type in your terminal type every time you log in. By
changing the terminal type to the setting that is correct for your
terminal, all you have to do is press [RETURN] when prompted for
your terminal type. There is no need for you to enter the terminal
type.
To change the terminal type displayed, use <vi> to edit [.profile]
([.login]). Chapter 4 of this tutorial explains how to use <vi>.
Once in <vi>, move the cursor to the line that looks like the following:
eval 'tset -m :\?unknown -s -r -Q'
Change [unknown] (or whatever the value is) in this line to the terminal
type of your terminal. For example, if you normally log in on a vt100 terminal,
you would change the line to:
eval 'tset -m :\?vt100 -s -r -Q'
Each time you log in, you would then see the message:
TERM = (vt100)
Press [RETURN] and the terminal type is set to vt100. There is no need to
enter vt100.
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3.5 ENTERING COMMANDS 3.5
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Before you being working with the commands described in the rest of this
tutorial, you should be familiar with three very useful XENIX features. These
are character type-ahead and the special key-combinations used to erase the
command line, and stop and start screen output. These features are discussed
below.
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3.5.1 ENTERING A COMMAND LINE 3.5.1
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Entering a command line consists of typing characters and then pressing
[RETURN]. Once you press [RETURN], the computer reads the command line and
executes the specified commands. No command entered on the command line is
executed until [RETURN] is pressed.
You can enter as many lines as you want without waiting for the commands to
complete their execution and for the prompt to reappear. This is because
XENIX supports character type-ahead. XENIX can hold up to 256 characters in
the kernel buffers that read keyboard input. Experiment with this type-ahead
feature by entering the following commands to finish executing.
(Always press [RETURN] after entering a command. In the following example,
press [RETURN] after entering each command.)
<lc -la>
<du -a>
<lc -Fa>
These commands generate a long listing of all the files in the current
directory, then display disk usage statistics for these files, and finally
list the files again, but in a different format.
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3.5.2 ERASING A COMMAND LINE 3.5.2
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Typing errors are bound to occur when you enter commands. To erase the
current command line, press [CTRL-u]. When you press [CTRL-u], a new prompt
is displayed and no command is executed.
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3.5.3 HALTING SCREEN OUTPUT 3.5.3
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Data often scrolls across your screen faster than you can read it. To halt
scrolling temporarily, press [CTRL-s]. To restart scrolling, press [CTRL-q].
Experiment with [CTRL-s] and [CTRL-q] by entering the following command, then
pressing [CTRL-s] to stop the output and [CTRL-q] to restart it:
<ls /bin>
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4. RECOMMENDED
--------------
This section is included in every issue of The European Digest and will
contain recommended stuff/boards/reading and so on. For this file,
Drinks!
HEAVY WATER - 1/2 Rye Whiskey, 1/4 Sweet Vermouth, 1/4 Grenadine,
One drop of Orange Bitter. Shake with ice. Strain.
Chinese Receipt.
HUNTER - 2/3 Canadian Whiskey, 1/3 Peter Heering.
Shake with ice & Strain.
SMOOTHIE - 1/3 Bourbon Whiskey, 1/3 Dry Vermouth, 1/3 Grand Mariner.
Shake with ice. Strain into cocktail glass with a twist
of lemon.
LITTLE DEVIL- 1/3 Gin, 1/3 Bacardi Rum, 1/6 Cointreau, 1/6 Lemon Juice.
Shake & Strain.
5. END COMMENTS
---------------
Awesome! We have seen the light of the good old Phrack Inc. again.
Back with Two new issues since last time, with Dispater & Crimson Death
as editors. Some people say it isn't what it should have been, others
seem to like it. My personal view is that we can't compare the new
ones with the old. It would be like buying a 1969 Chevy and compare
it with a 1991 model. It can't be done. Though this isn't just because
of that there are new people writing, no, it's because there is a lot
of heavier laws, more eyes on the Underground scene, and information
aren't as easily spread today as it was only a couple of years ago.
You can get a jail-sentence for spreading information! Let's just see
what happens in future issues. Don't judge beforehand.
The European Digest will not feature Hacking techniques, Phreaking, Carding,
information about government systems or the basic underground rap. It will
be different. It IS different. Manuals, The Underground Scene, Deep Deep
whatever, and so on. Less 'general rag stuff' and More Miscellaneous stuff.
Swedish Hacker News will be presented through the 'uXu - Swedish News' series,
but ONLY in Swedish. English translations will however be published in future
issues of the well-known underground rag, Phrack Inc.
Check out the Next TED for whatever I can think of at the moment!
(probably the next chapter in the Xenix Tutorial)
You can reach me on the following boards for comments, contributions,
questions or whatever:
Condemned Reality [618-397-7702]
Lunatic Labs [213-655-0691]
Demon Roach Underground [806-794-4362]
Balanced pH [818-783-5320]
Info Addict [+46-###-####]
You can't reach me on the following boards anymore. Reason(s) stated below.
Land Of Karrus [215-D O W N ]
The Chief 1991
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How to kill an 'Elite'
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No! I ain't buyin' that shit no more!
Burn...Burn...Burn...Burn to the core!
You understand what I'm saying,
'cause you're my mentor, the only true believer.
Muthafuckers' the only ones paying,
they're the real suckers, the real deceivers.
Now Fifteen ELiTe's hanging from a tree,
My mentor really knows how to pleeze me.
Killed, stabbed, burned, fucked, muthafuckin' dead,
Eat dust, Eat shit, Then you'll taste Joe's lead,
From the corner, shot from behind, a 10 in the head... Boom you're dead!
Watch your back, watch your face,
You defy me? Man.. anytime, anyplace!
You ain't seen shit yet, so I put you face-down,
down the toilet.
Yo! Now you see? Your mirror in the shit,
I'll push you down, down, until I'll make you fit.
You think we're through? Man, fuck you!
Get lost, get real, because now, it's time for the glue.
Head down the toilet, your ass smeared with glue,
I get my collection of dynamite, and the kitchen knife too.
You beg for mercy, you cry like a lamer,
Cass, The knife, MY knife, lets me tame her.
Just another one, <sshhh> down your glue-filled ass,
Funny, I thought 30 would fit, I better make use of Cass.
scrrrrr, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Shut the fuck up kid, or I'll tell your ma! Haha.
You better kiss your ass goodbye now kid,
Ah, wait a sec, I found another dynamite hid.
Yo, I really made it easy for ya...mothafucker!
Two holes will speed up your shit...sucker!
31! man...now you're gone!
Kid, shut up, I don't want your WaReZ, understand G?
It's too late to bribe me, pay me, bore or adore me,
Check it out Y'all, it's your muthafuckin' fall,
Wait a sec, I have to call the mall!
Your girlfriend's comin' over tonight,
She'll be coming all Over me, hey! don't try to fight!
One Two Three, then I'm gone,
Listen G, your ass is a bomb.
The fuse is lit, this is your doom
You say "Hey man! Wait a minute...",
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UNASSAILABLE EXPEDITIONS THROUGH A TORMENTED BASEMENT
CHAPTER ONE
Steve Castle took his hat from the shelf and paid the woman behind
the counter. Ah, what an excellent lunch. French toast and a cup
of coffee. That was a lunch for kings! He went out to the street
and started to walk down Gainsbury Road that lead down to the docks.
He was to meet a man who had vital information about the case he
was working on. Castle called the case "The Man & No Man" for reasons
he only knew himself. Apparently, a man had entered a shoe shop in
Regent Street on November 6th. This may not seem very unusual, but
in this case it was, because the man had, as said, entered the store,
but never left it! His wife was hysterical first, then after the
first year, she calmed down. Robin and James, his kids, didn't under-
stand what had happened because they were only One and Three years
old by the time of his disappearance.
Now, 15 years later, Castles first breakthrough was about to happen.
Warehouse 86, the man had said. Castle walked slowly in the warm
spring sun, facing the breeze from the ocean with great pleasure.
Aaaah, he filled his lungs with the salty air and got a bug with it.
Ahum, splutt! Duh! was his reaction to this. Left, Left and then
Right. Aha, Number 86! He entered the big warehouse. Pitch black!
Castle lit his flashlight and started to search for the door the man
had said he would be behind. Johnsson, Stevens, Bartholomo-Gainsville,
Turner, Jones, Harry, Imbehindthisone! That's the one. He opened the
door. If it is possible to describe something that's darker than
pitch black, this was it. Behind the door, Castle could just make out
the stairs leading downwards.
With careful steps he started to descend. The moisten air met his
face like a wall. When he examined it, he discovered that it in
fact really Was a wall. With the nose bleeding, he ran into a man
who was hiding in a trunk filled with used condoms.
"Watch it buddy!", said the man. "This is My hiding-place. You just
have to find one of your own." The man closed the trunk and continued
to hide (or whatever he was doing in there, I let your imagination
decide here, because there's a vast number of possibilities. No?
Well, consider that he May be eating dinner, reading a good book or
perhaps watching the late night game between Bruins and the Vikings.
See? Now I can't spend more time on this because it has nothing to
do with the story whatsoever!)
Castle continued to search with his flashlight, only to find that
there was nothing there. The basement was about 2x2 meters big,
and the only thing down there was the trunk with the... Ah, it must
be Him!, Castle thought out loud for himself. "Shhh!" said the man
who had re-opened the trunk. "Do you think we're alone down here!?"
Castle thought for a couple of seconds, and then decided that he
couldn't come to another conclusion and said "I have personally
searched the whole basement, and I can assure you that we are alone."
The man crawled out of the trunk, covered with slime and something
that looked like a half-eaten pizza. "Want a piece?" he asked
brushing off the slime. "Yes, thanks!", Castle replied and started
a process in his stomach that killed 137 million germs, but also
created 137 new ones. The man whispered something in Castles ear
that didn't make Castle very surprised. He walked the 22 cm to the
trunk, knocked on the side and opened the lock, revealing a beautiful
girl with only her underwear on. "Hi beauty", Castle greeted her.
"Hello" she said, "You want to join us?". "Sure", Castle said, but
remembered that he was on a case and turned down the offer with
apologies.
The man, introduced himself as Jerry Steinberg III, king of A-Shoes.
Castle stretched out his hand, but drew it right back when he saw
Steinberg's filled with cheese, pizza and a little stain of greebt-
ofla-bahajmatal, a deadly Indian take-away. Jerry started to tell
his tale.
"16 years ago, I owned a store up on Regent Street. We had the best
in leatherware. Jackets, trousers, gloves, but also Shoes."
"Aha", Castle said. "Continue please."
"Yes, as I said, we sold Shoes. Only the best of course!.. ehm,
where was I, oh yes, Shoes. So we sold these Shoes. Everyone wanted
them, and we sold about 300.000 pairs a week in the beginning.
"A remarkable number indeed", Castle let out with admiration in his
voice.
"Oh but it wasn't that, no, not at all. After four weeks, a month,
our production of these shoes had reached 4 million a day, and
the sales didn't go down, so in the end we sold over 5 million a
day, worldwide!"
"Really interesting", Castle mumbled.
"Oh but it wasn't that either, not in any way! No. When LIKE, our
largest competitor introduced a new design, our sales went down like
a banana split at a birthday-party for 8-year olds. We were finished.
We were bankrupt. We had to close the shop and fire our staff.'
"Uhuh..", "So is that what you wanted me to know?" Castle asked.
"No, it wasn't that! You have to listen to me Castle! Listen good.
When we moved out, another firm took over, and opened a shoe shop
at the very same spot, but they also sold computer equipment!
Joysticks, Harddrives, Printers and so on. One of their employees
used to work for me. He was somewhat of a hacker you might say.
Always hanging over the computer, running something they call a
Bulletin Board System and writing long stories that were greatly
appreciated around the world. A very fine man indeed. Oh, by the
way, it's the very same person who is writing this story right now!"
"Really? Well, it seems like he's doing a good job, doesn't it?"
Castle said with a smile on his face.
"Sure, everything he does usually Is good!"
"So, what have all of this got to do with the man who disappeared
in the shoe shop?" Castle asked.
"The what?" Steinberg said with a surprised look on his face.
"Listen, you called me and told me to meet you here because you
had vital information about this case I'm working on. The Man
who disappeared in a Shoe Store at Regent Street!".
"Hey, I don't know anything about no man disappearing. Aren't you
from Books International? I was told to meet someone here who would
print my story!" Steinberg said with doubt in his voice.
Suddenly a man jumped up from behind the trunk. He was about
1.93 meters tall, not very thin, and had a large sombrero on his head.
"Steve Castle?" the man said looking at Castle.
"Eh, yes?" Castle replied, slightly chocked.
"Good, I'm Howard Brown. I have some vital information regarding the
case you're working on. I called you earlier today, remember?" the
man said and reached out to shake hands.
"But why didn't you show yourself earlier?!" Castle almost screamed
to Brown.
"Well, I enjoyed Mr. Steinberg's story quite a bit. You didn't want
me to miss the end did you?!", Brown frowned.
The last Steve Castle saw before he fainted was the beautiful girl
crawling out of the box, completely naked but with a slice of pizza
in one hand, offering it to Brown who said he would rather take her
instead (and did so 2 seconds later).
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Watch out for the next chapter of the Castle Chronicles!
It will be Very revealing! In all directions!
ONLY from The Underground eXperts United!
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Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of
C H A O S
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How To Make People Go (literally speaking) Crazy
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Phearless
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uXu - Underground eXperts United
Hi there... Your first question may be something like; "what the hell is
the big difference of Chaos and Panic??" (referring to my last file). Well
dudes, I think there's a slight difference. Chaos doesn't *have* to mean
that people are panicking, and that's what I'll write about in this file.
There can be pretty good chaos anyway. And instead of a scene where people
are running for their lives, they will perhaps just not be aware of what
they're doing.
DRUGS
The best way to make people act funny is to make them take some psychedelic
substances. The best way to do this should be to put drugs in food containers
(at restaurants, schools etc) where a lot of people take their food. One
way is to sprinkle your prepared liquid on some salad, in the coffee pot or
similar. Or walk around in the supermarket with a filled up syringe and
inject the shit in everything you see (apples, grapes(!), melons...). Just be
sure to "infect" ALL the apples or ALL the melons... so no one gets away.
One little detail, also be sure *not* to be caught... or you'll be in deep
shit. If you haven't figured it out, this is baaad in the eyes of a judge.
Anyway, when you see headlines like "50 naked people arrested in front of
the police station, police says they were all affected from narcotics", you'll
know you've succeed.
GAS
Another, a lot more easier way is to get to people breathe in some funny shit
instead... This is the best way I think! Just take your newly bought (*cough*)
tube of laughing gas (with a proper "head", it'll make things a lot more
comfortable when turning on the gas). Anyway, the best way to make this an
effective way is to place the (opened) tube at some strategic place.
Try to find where the house (if that's the target for tonight) gets it's
fresh air "sucked in", some houses have it on their roofs, and some on
the (back side) wall, every house has got one though, if you want to,
you'll find one. To not waste to much gas cover the whole hole with a plastic
bag, and insert the head of the gas tube, make it look like this:
O____________________________O <-- Nails/Screws/Super glue
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| |____________________________| /_____ Ventilation "hole"
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| |_________| * |______________| | /____ plastic bag
| |_______ / \_____________| | \
| |_______| |____________| |
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/_ _ _ _/ \_ _ _ _ _ _ _/ <--- Tie the bag around the tube
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|___________________| /_____ Tube (for those who haven't noticed)
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Now, you might find/have a tube that doesn't allow you to let the gas pour
out all-the-time, it's very easy to fix this, but I'll explain a way of
doing it, just in case you're intoxicated when you read this or just dumb...
Anyway, hammer a nail into the little "crack" where the little pin/hole is,
hammer until you hear a loud shhhhh-ing noise, and make sure the nail stays
where it is... if it doesn't, tape the nail to the tube (or why not super
glue!). The gas itself isn't dangerous if you're outdoors and it gets
mixed with a lot of air. It is only dangerous if you should inhale the gas
and not get enough oxygen... (yes, your brain is quite grateful for any oxygen
it can get, and it doesn't appreciate temporary loss of it).
I know what you all mad brains think right now; "hey, cool way of robbing
a bank or something!"... and yeah... it is, but they still got cameras you
know. So be sure to bring your mask (so you don't forget it, hehehe).
Ok, what will happen now, you ask yourself... well, I think you can guess.
What happens when people are affected of laughing gas is that they will
start laughing, get the cramps and wont have the faintest idea of what they're
actually doing (pee in their pants, fall over into some fountain etc etc).
Be sure to be out terrorizing your fellow citizen already tonight!
You can reach me on
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or why not email me via Internet on
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I bet you all have your old XT stuffed away in your basement or
perhaps under that dirty laundry in your cupboard, but no more!
Today, we will learn how to still have fun and pleasure with our
ancient friend! How unbelievable that may seem.
First a few words about what "other" people say about their XT.
Most of them claim that they have upgraded it to be as fast as
any 286 of today (no one actually admits they really have an XT
because that's really embarrassing). Second, they say it will
out-run any other computer known to man. After you have explained
to them that there are faster computers, say a ZX81 or something
the standard "corporate computist" never have heard of, he/she
will immediately say that "Actually, I just borrowed it from
my dumb neighbor to see if it was faster than my, hmm.. ZX81!"
and then they go on. (Yes, it's true! Most XTs are owned by
company-computists who spent their lives in front of mono VT52-
terminals.)
Now let's see what we can do about them ol' XTs.
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1) ..as a toy for the kids.
Just do a little lobotomy, make four small holes symmetrically
placed in the four corners of the box, and insert some skateboard
wheels (just use the average "hammer and nail" way) into the holes
then take a piece of rope, fasten it to the two front-nails and
you'll have a nice toy-car for your kids. You can use the motherboard
as seat. Hint: The 5 1/4" DD works great as a pedal or gear-stick.
Another great hint: Place the monochrome in front of the box, connect
it to your video and insert the tape with Cannonball Run II. It gives
You a chance to participate in the race!
2) ..as a collection box.
This will replace your old C-64 collection box, because it is so BIG!
You will be amazed when you realize how much you actually can fit in
this "tower of power". In fact, you could use it as a collection box
for your old C-64 collection boxes! You could fit as many as four or
five of them even! If you already have thrown out those C-64 boxes as
the rest of us, you still can make use of this great piece of
equipment. Video tapes, cassettes or those operating system manuals
are ideal too. Those long print-outs are also well placed in one of
these. Hint: The motherboard is very useful as a separator if you
choose to have different things in the box. Also, the 5 1/4" DD works
wonders as support for books.
3) ..as a place for your pet(s).
Is your dog complaining about the hard floor? Does your ants
seem to disappear one by one, just to re-appear between the
slices of toast, in your bed or just in your shoes? Then you
have a chance to change all that! The XT is a wonderful home
for any pet. Lots of things to explore on the motherboard,
the 5 1/4" DD and if you're fond of your pet, you can plug
it in, to keep your pet warm, to have ventilation and your
pet will always have light from the green "power" light.
4) ..as a plate.
Imagine the faces of your guests when you serve soup in an old
XT! What a great way to show them you're a professional! Other
good meals are macaroni surprise, mashed potato or just about
anything clammy, floating will do. Then just smash the motherboard
and mix it with the meal. Your guests will never notice and you'll
save money too!
5) ..as a fruit bowl.
Here we have a great thingie to surprise your friends. To show
them you're a real "hacker", you should at least have a couple
of these placed on strategic places. If they don't seem to notice
them, just leave the motherboard in there, mixed with the fruit
or candy. When they get an 8088 instead of an apple, I promise
you, they will notice. Wonderful at parties to break the ice.
6) ..as fireplace.
This one is quite neat. You can use it both inside and outside
your house. Great for those garden parties where you can fill the
box with coal, spray some lighter-liquid on it, and light it up!
Then, place the pan, or whatever you generally use and then meat,
hamburgers, hotdogs or whatever you're having. No risk of fires
and the smoke will leave through those screw-holes on the sides
of the box. You'll never get that nasty, sticking smoke in your
hair or eyes again! Inside the house, it makes a great cosy
fireplace for those cold and rainy nights and you won't be
disturbed by smoke or anything!
7) ..as a bird's nest.
Hammer a nail through the bottom of the box. Take the bottom of
your old C-64 and place it like this:
|---------> The XT Box
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| ( --)---|-----> The C-64 bottom
| ( ) |
| ( ) |
| ( ) |
| ( ) |
| ( []-)---|-----> A Small hole for the
A piece of wood as ---->|------------| birds to enter & exit
a place to land on --------------
Then just climb up a tree, and fasten it with the nail in the
bottom of the box to the tree. Voila! A great house for the local
bird family.
8) ..as camping-trip toilet.
Just put some soft stuff on the sharp corners at the top like a
sweater, t-shirt or something and you'll have a great time.
Hint: Make a 16x16 cm hole in the bottom of the box if you intend
to use it outside. Another hint: DON'T if you plan on having it
inside.
9) ..as a goldfish bowl.
All you have to do here is to cut a 8x8 cm hole in each side of
the box and replace the metal with glass or plexiglass. Fill the
box with water, and put the fish in there. Your fish will Love the
8088 chip, circuits and resistors as decoration, and can easily
find its place in life, as well as get an education in ancient
electronics.
10) ..as a shoe-box for all of the neighborhood kids and yourself.
11) ..as a foot & water-hold for your christmas tree.
12) ..as a hair-dryer. Just plug it in, and you're on your way!
13) ..for those gang wars. Surprise your enemies by hitting them
on their heads with an old XT. They'll be too surprised to
fight back.
14) ..to keep your shrinked heads collection in order. When the
police arrive to search your house for those missing persons,
they'll never look inside your running computer! Great hiding place.
15) ..as an electric chair.
Think of all the fun you'd have, connecting the metal box to
the high voltage outlet, making small hand-cuffs on the edges
and use the monochrome monitor as the back of the chair. The
fella you want to execute sure won't suspect a thing when you
ask him to "sit on your computer". Then turn on the monitor
for starters, to get that extra static electricity runnin',
and then, Pull the power-lever. SZZZZZZZZZZT! (frickle) (giggle)
As a bonus, you fry that boring 8088 too.
16) ..as something to tie to the end of a "just got married" car.
17) ..as luggage! You can pack your condoms, toothbrush and whatever
Your "thing" is into one of these. Perfect for those one-nighters.
18) ..as a skateboard. Just apply the same rules as on No.1 but
disregard the rope-thing.
19) ..for practical jokes.
You can use the XT for about 82 practical jokes. Just think for
a while and you'll be fine. We don't write those here for your
own pleasure/safety. We just let you know that there Are 81 good
practical jokes.
20) ...to write dumb-ass textfiles on how to use one.
So, with 82 practical jokes and 19 other uses, we
have filled out quote of 101 ways. Stay really cool!
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Phew! I must say that we have really been welcomed by the public out
there. Our first release, only a month ago, have been noticed by a
number of people, (who have responded in different ways but generally
with a big "well done" greeting). Only one have "accused" us for
ripping off one of his works, Wrongly of course. We don't rip off
other people's works, and if we did, we wouldn't copy it straight-
off anyway (I mean, what's the point?!). We produce original files,
with original contents by original authors. No more, no less.
But lets not be diverted by that, and continue with this great #2
release! The Short Index will keep growing, containing ALL releases
from uXu. The Long Index will Only contain the latest release
(the size of this file would otherwise be growing fast!). Just to
give you a clue of what's in this 2nd release, I'd like to say it's
our Crazy release. Not much concrete stuff, more of Weirdness.
This is good. Why? you might ask. Well, I'd rather write weird new
stuff than copy others files on Hacking XXX, Phreaking XXX, Carding
XXX or like almost every "new" technical textfiles/rag do today.
Weird is good! Weird is needed to survive today, so keep that
weirdness grow!
A couple of readers have responded to our search for new members
and contributors, so I hope we will see some of their work in our
next release. We have also managed to get some of the "professional"
writers to consider contributing to uXu, so keep your eyes open
for our next release.
If You would like to join, contribute, or perhaps let your Board
become a Distribution Site for uXu, check at the end of this file
for boards where I (The Chief) can be reached, and write to me there
for more information.
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I N D E X - Standard Releases 00 - 26 [Aug/Nov 1991]
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[00] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k
[01] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k
[02] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k
[03] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k
[04] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k
[05] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k
[06] The BIG System Vol.1 The Chief 46k
[07] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k
[08] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k
[09] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k
[10] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k
[11] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k
[12] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k
[13] Suicide! The GNN 5k
[14] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k
[15] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k
[16] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k
[17] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k
[18] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k
[19] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k
[20] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k
[21] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k
[22] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k
[23] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k
[24] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k
[25] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k
[26] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k
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[00] Introduktion Till uXu-S, Den Svenska Serien The Chief 4k
[01] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Dark Avenger Computer Sweden 4k
[02] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Sm<53> Notiser Computer Sweden 8k
[03] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.07 - Sm<53> Notiser Computer Sweden 5k
[04] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH Hackers Computer Sweden 5k
[05] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH S<>kerhet Computer Sweden 5k
[06] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - Sm<53> Notiser Computer Sweden 7k
[07] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - L<>senord Computer Sweden 6k
[08] Datav<61>rlden 1991 No.41 - Datorst<73>lder Datav<61>rlden 7k
[09] Datav<61>rlden 1991 No.41 - Smarta Kort Datav<61>rlden 5k
[10] Radio P1 'Kanalen' - CCC Kanalen 15k
[11] Blandade Tidningar - Sm<53> Notiser SvD,ID mm 6k
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October November October November October November Releases 1991:
016: "Preventing a Murder" by The Chief. You think you've had bad days?
I don't think so. Just check this file out, written as it's happening,
making the most calm person want to kill someone. The system really can
crack you up. There's a limit on how much one can take.
017: "How To Cause Panic" by Phearless. Take this first release from
our first contributor with you to those crowded places when you want to
cause some major panic. You heard of those English football riots? This
will learn you some tricks on how to 'match' that.
018: "Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics" by The Chief. Public Enemy's
brand new album is so good, we decided to spread the lyrics. Everyone
should read these great texts. A true Mastermind (Chuck D) at work!
Also, buy the album! It's worth every cent!
019: "OOOOoooo!" by The Chief. Have you ever wondered where the
expression "OOOOoooo!" came from? What caused it to be so popular among
the male population of a planet? This will answer your questions in a
very surprising and revealing way. Don't leave home without it!
020: "How To Shrink a Head" by The GNN. This, hmm, individual, our
anarchy/terrorism expert, The GNN really works hard to get you new ideas
for your priceless head collection. This file will even make it easier
for you to store your collection in safer places!
021: "The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06" by The Chief. The SCO Xenix
System V Tutorial Part 3! Yes, the chapter you've been waiting for.
Including security and user accounts. Also, in the standard 'Recommended'
section we have some brain-damaging Drinks for you to try out, and in
the End Comments, we talk about views on the 'new' Phrack Issues.
022: "How To Kill an 'Elite' (in rhymes)" by The Chief. Just put that
N.W.A "Niggaz4Life" on your player and sing along with The Chief. He
describes a way to end a so-called 'Elite' the truly nasty way. Parental
Advisory, Explicit Lyrics.
023: "Castle Chronicles Chapter One" by The Chief. The Chief is back
with yet another fiction story, filled with self-admiration, humor and
lack of meaning in every way. Read about Steve Castle's hard trials,
trying to solve "The Man & No Man" Case in a 2x2 meter basement.
(don't worry, The Chief will be back with The BIG System in Release 3)
024: "Your Mini Guide To Master The Art of Chaos" by Phearless. What's
the difference between Panic and Chaos? Phearless lets you in on the
secret, as well as giving you some very useful advice and tips on how
to start your own private hell for others.
025: "101 Uses For The "Tower of Power"" by The Chief. Do you still
have that old XT in the basement or in the cupboard under the dirty
laundry? Dig it up! It can be used for 101 different things! Yes, how
fantastic that may seem, this file will let you know how.
026: "uXu Index #2" by The Chief. The second index for those nice
uXu files. This second index includes all uXu releases in the Short
format, and the 11 new files in the Long format, as well as comments
by The Chief about what's happened since the last release, the member
and contributor lists, and as always, an updated list of boards where
to contact us.
[#26 also includes an Index for the uXu-S series]
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Also call these fine boards:
Info Addict -uXu Home- +46-###-#### (Sweden)
Demon Roach Underground (806)794-4362
Condemned Reality (618)397-7702
Lunatic Labs (213)655-0691
Balanced pH (818)783-5320
Changed since last time:
Land Of Karrus (215)###-#### (Down)
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THE TEN MOST WANTED BY INTERPOL
by THE GNN/DC/uXu
This is a list of the most wanted people made by Interpol 1991. The list
is in no kind of order or ranking. All of them are guilty to killing or
fraud (with incredible amounts of money) or even worse.
1) LUIS ROSADO, 41:
Wanted in the states for terrorism, blackmail and armed robbery.
Well known for placing several bombs in official buildings in N.Y,
New Years Eve 1982.
2) FRANCIS EDWARD TERPIL, 52:
Wanted in the states for dealing weapons to PLO, Libya and
Idi Amin. Fired from CIA 1971. His other business has been
letter bombs, special guns for assassins and advanced training
for terrorists.
3) TOM J. BILLMAN, 51:
Wanted for blackmail and fraud. Hunted all over the world and
traced in Spain 1989. Escaped.
4) SALVATORE GRECO, 64:
Wanted in Italy for murder and drug dealing. Member of the mafia.
Told to have been the Corleone family ambassador in USA.
5) ILICH RAMIREZ-SANCHES, 41:
The famous terrorist "Jackal". Born in Venezuela. Wanted in Germany
for murder, taking hostages and blackmail. Involved in many
well known terrorist attacks: The kidnapping of several OPEC ministers
in Wien 1975 and the attack against the airport in Tel Aviv 1972 which
killed 25 people. Also connected to the murder of 11 israeli sportsmen
at the Olympic Games in Munich 1972.
6) IZCHAK SCHWARZ, 63:
A strange man. Wanted in Italy for grand larceny but the italian
police doesn't want to tell any details about his crimes.
7) YASAR AVNI MUSULLULU, 49:
Wanted by the turkish and italian police for weapon and drug dealing.
Have sold weapons to many terrorist groups and his name is well known
in the drug business.
8) ARNOLDO RODRIGUEZ-BEECHE, 53:
Wanted in the states and Spain for fraud. Probably in involved
in several cases concerning billions of money.
9) ALOIS BRUNNER, 79:
One of the worst nazis in the second world war. Described as "the
most cold killer since Eichmann" in the Nurnberg trials. He was the
one responsible for the death of 200 children in Auschwitz, july 1944.
Have worked for the Syria intelligence. Have survived four letter bombs,
which has taken four fingers and one eye.
10) SALVATORE RIINA, 61:
Wanted in Italy for many different crimes. He is guilty to murder
and drug dealing. Probably the richest criminal in Italy.
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11.....Andromeda 22
12.....Easy school
13.....2 Computers, all in one
14.....Beach Party Panic
15.....The Meeting
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CHAPTER ELEVEN CHAPTER ELEVEN
__________________________________ANDROMEDA 22_________________________________
Andromeda 22 was seen as a glowing ball of fire after it's sudden
and unexplainable appearance to the surprise of Earth's astronomers
and scientists.
You could barely see it as a small red spot with your eyes, but
through Earth's best observatory on the island of Lunai, not far
from Hawaii, it could be observed with careful and powerful
strength.
The Soviet republic and the United States of America had been
cooperating with space exploration for a long time, to reach
further together without unnecessary and often dangerous
competition.
When the space station SATCON 7 was built, the cooperation became
stronger than before. Seven Americans and nine Soviets now worked
together on the station, placed near one of Jupiter's many moons,
IO.
Steve Spingleman was one of the astronomers and scientists who now
had gathered at the observatory to, if not exchange theories about
A-22, to start a cooperation to get much closer to it.
China was the nation that had a space station closest to A-22,
right between the planet and Earth. The station, ZUR, wasn't manned
but was built to handle a crew of five. The distance was a major
factor. Journeys from the Earth to the station, whichever it would
be, would demand large amounts of money in transportation and
communication. If ZUR was to be used, the costs were cut to half
comparing to if they were to use SATCON 7, because it was placed on
the other side of A-22, between A-22 and Jupiter.
Communication was the second most important factor. If you could
cut the distance in half, you also cut the delay in time in half.
The delay was a major problem when working with these incredible
distances. Of course plasma energy was used which almost reached
lightspeed, but the delay could still be about two hours if they
used SATCON 7 instead of just one hour or less with ZUR.
The third factor was the crew. China had many of Earth's best
astronomers, but ZUR could only take five persons. SATCON 7 took
fifteen...
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CHAPTER TWELVE CHAPTER TWELVE
__________________________________EASY SCHOOL__________________________________
Fifteen minutes after I had put the phone down the error-test of
The Metro was complete. Through my home-built error-checking system
I found a small but not harmless fault. A quick change of the
vacuum-freezed number generator that handled the identification-
process with XX EXPRESS modems and everything seemed to work
all right.
A quick look at the watch told me that I wouldn't be able to try
The Metro the same day. "School" was about to start and with it an
essay which I'd forgotten. The subject was "Computer fear in the
20th century". Info Addict was bound to have what I was looking for,
so I called it up and started to go through the massive bank of
information.
Computer Anarchists, Computers & Cooking, Computer Evacuations, ah,
Computer Fear! A large file of 150 pages plus thirteen other files
covering subjects not close, but close enough to Computer fear.
I lazered them over and copied a little bit of each file into one,
made a few changes and ended up with an 80-page essay in six
minutes. Sure, it wasn't very honest, but when everything's already
written, and is accessible, why bother to write it again? You get
my point? Well, I fed my essay into the school-drome and got the
result 10 seconds later with an "A". The "School" took about two
hours, then it was time for dinner and after that, the beach party.
No, I hadn't forgot about Megan. That was exactly what I was
thinking about.
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CHAPTER THIRTEEN CHAPTER THIRTEEN
___________________________2 COMPUTERS, ALL IN ONE_____________________________
Spingleman's assignment was to build the computer that would handle
the journey, most of the observations and even be able to handle
the whole operation itself if it was necessary, but the time-delay
factor made it almost impossible, but only "almost". The computer
would need instructions from Earth and quick decisions was crucial,
the slightest mistake could ruin the operation. Human assistance
would therefor take care of that problem.
Spingleman could stake all his knowledge on that the computer would
manage all predictable and unpredictable situations even without
human help, but everyone didn't share his trust in computers, so
they decided on human assistance as a "safety net".
When Spingleman had been contacted by the WSA three weeks ago, he
had been working on the GCEC project, but had to drop that for the
new computer. Now three weeks later, his standard prototype,
connected with a couple of XX EXPRESS modems to the telephone net
back home had been upgraded so it contained both projects. His
customers were delighted to try out not one, but two new computers
at the same time, adding their wants and needs to their lists from
both computers.
Of course, this was only known to himself and his customers,
because no-one else had access to the prototype, or at least SHOULD
have access to it.
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CHAPTER FOURTEEN CHAPTER FOURTEEN
_______________________________BEACH PARTY PANIC_______________________________
Dinner was quickly finished and it was time to walk down to the
beach and the party. It had started about an hour ago, but would
surely last the whole night so I didn't need to hurry, and.. then
it was that thing with Megan..
Ten minutes later I was at the beach with a large drink in my hand.
I noticed my sister and her friends but not Megan. Maybe she'd been
held-up and couldn't come? Well, I managed to find a couple of my
friends and sat down to talk a bit. It was Rob (Robert, who shared
my interest in computers), Patrick, generally called The Professor
because he could always come up with the most unusual and hard-to-
get facts just like he had added another 20-Terrabyte HD to his
brain. Then there was Mimi, whom I had grown up with and her friend
Marcelline who I didn't know too well.
We sat there and talked about everything. The party, the latest
rumors, well, whatever came up. After a while we needed some new
drinks, so we decided to walk around and see what was happening on
the beach. A couple of bands played and we stayed for a moment to
listen, and then started to walk towards the big fireplace.
And then, I ran into Megan...
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CHAPTER FIFTEEN CHAPTER FIFTEEN
__________________________________THE MEETING__________________________________
Right after the end of the meeting, the very impatient Dr Spingleman
was called to the WSA presidential's office. His office, placed at
the top of the magnificent SPACE COMMISSION building was The largest
office in the whole building, because it covered the complete top.
The building was described as a 220 meter high black building, made
of the material found on the Moon a couple of years earlier. The
material, called 'Lunar' was the latest word in strength and it
didn't reflect any light. The sunlight that hit the building was
absorbed and converted into pure energy. The building therefor
didn't need outside sources to get light, heat, or power for it's
massive amount of electronics. It was a magnificent sight.
Big black doors (in the 3m class) opened when the guard received the
word to let Spingleman in. Behind the doors, a man sat with his back
turned against Spingleman in a big black chair. The man seemed to
enjoy a good cigar of the latest artificial tobacco-free brands.
When Spingleman got closer he recognized the worried look of his old
friend, staring out a big black window, and seemed to be far away.
- Frank?, Spingleman said clearing his throat.
- Steve! I'm glad you could make it. Sit down, sit down.
Frank Stechnykov's troubled look vanished, replaced by warmth and
frankness.
- It must have been..., Stechnykov hesitated, 10 years? Well, time
really flies!
- No no, Steve said making himself comfortable in a big black chair,
it'll be 15 years next year, but you're still the same. The only
change I notice is that round...
- Hahaha, Stechnykov thundered, You know Jeanie's food is unresistable.
It's really good to see you again Steve, he said and commented
Spinglemans beard with just as much irony.
After they'd covered what had happened the last 15 years, Stechnykov
started to come to the reason why Spingleman hadn't been cleared to
attend the meeting earlier that day.
- China wants to do research by themselves, and have no intentions to
let us in on it or to cooperate. He puffed a few rings of smoke before
he continued. The Operation must therefor be run from SATCON 7, as you
already know, which makes the whole thing much more complicated, plus
the competition that surely will be dangerous. It isn't just the
increased distance...
Stechnykov had that worried look again. He raised from his chair and
pressed a black button on his desk. Spingleman's chair rotated 90
degrees, facing a big black wall. Stechnykov went up to the wall and
turned to Spingleman.
- What you're about to see is classified and has top priority in
top security issues. This is, as you will see, a very delicate
situation. Everything said in this room from now on must stay here.
Spingleman nodded and Stechnykov pressed another black button. The
room was now totally black. Big black shutters covered the windows
and not a shred of light could enter the room. A big CCVS Screen
(Computer Crystal VideoScreen) lit up with a picture of SATCON 7.
A voice started to tell the story.
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END OF THE BIG SYSTEM - VOL.2 - VERSION 1
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Even more Questions, & more Questions
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* What the hell is going on?
* What about that BIG system?
* Why didn't we get some answers about Marielle?
* What happens with Megan?
* Can you eat it?
* Smoke it?
* What is the number to Info Addict?
* Is this going to be another Space story?
* No sign of the missing Engineers?
* Why is Public Enemy simply The Best?
We can answer the last one right now: Because!
Get the next Volume of The BIG System, and you'll will have the answers!
ONLY from uXu - Underground eXperts United!
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INFORMATION TERRORISM (AT SCHOOL)
by THE GNN/DC/uXu
This is a joke that's completely without meaning.
Well...I'm a sick person.
If you are still in school you know that you receive brown envelopes
now and then, from the library or the headmaster, containing info about
blah and blah?
One day me and my friend sneaked into the library at school and found
a bunch of envelopes with a nice "library" text on it. Well...what do
you think our sick minds did?
We wrote the names of all people in our class on the envelopes. Then we
copied a DISGUSTING picture of a sado-macho act on the same amount
of papers and placed in the envelopes.
Then we just placed the bunch in our teachers public mailbox at school
with a note saying "Hello. Here's some info from the library about
our new books and rules etc etc etc".
What happened? The next day we entered the classroom and sat down to
begin some math. Our teacher looks at us and says "Well. This was
placed in my box yesterday. Roger, please?". And little Roger takes
the bunch and gives them to the class.
I must say that I almost laughed my brain away when I saw the face
of our dear mates when they opened the envelopes and saw...HA HA HA!
There was some major chaos when the teacher discovered it!
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Yeah, yeah. So this is a fun joke but it can be used for cool terror if
you hate someone at school. Make letters saying "This is the headmaster
speaking...I must quit the job since i'm infected with AIDS...".
Use you imagination! With the right words, you can make the whole class
go to hell if some in high position speaks...
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Well folks, here's some more song lyrics from uXu courtesy of Mister
Monochrome. You can guarantee I'll be writing more metal lyrics for uXu
along the lines of Carcass, Morbid Angel, Deicide, Napalm Death, etc.
Oh well, enough rambling... Shall we begin?
Unleashed is:
Johnny (Hedlund) - Vocals, Bass
Fredrik (?) - Guitars
Anders (?) - Drums
Tomas (?) - Guitars
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1] WHERE NO LIFE DWELLS 6] INTO GLORY RIDE
2] DEAD FOREVER 7] ...AND THE LAUGHTER HAS DIED
3] BEFORE THE CREATION OF TIME 8] UNLEASHED
4] FOR THEY SHALL BE SLAIN 9] VIOLENT ECSTACY
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WHERE NO LIFE DWELLS
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DEAD FOREVER
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(Music & Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Sep. '90)
I detest your sanity
You're blinded by the light
Empty eyes of suffering
Get out of my life.....life
Take my hand and ride with me
Into the dark
I am the asexual
Tear out your heart.....heart
...Slow
Frightened by shadows
...You hide away
So weak in mind
...You fade away
Now your mind is dead forever
All left behind
Come to shake my hand again
Bow down and die!
Born to walk alone forever
I shall remain
Suffer now my child and see
I am insane!.....Insane
BEFORE THE CREATION OF TIME
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(Music & Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Jan. '91)
Before the creation of time
When nothingness was all
And a fiery stars' implosion
Caused the universe to fall
Worlds in utter chaos and plague
Were doomed to die at last
Vanished in the blackest void
A recreation of the past
Before the creation of time
When emptyness was all
Utter darkness enlights the way
To the surrounding walls
Journey through what mustn't be seen
To where no life dwells
Wisdom of the first creation
No one shall live to tell
Before the creation of time
When nothingness was all
And a blazing stars' implosion
Caused the universe to fall
Memories of a frozen time beyond
There's nothing left to show
A new creation soon to be Unleashed
In the shadowed depths valleys below
Goodbye mother earth...
FOR THEY SHALL BE SLAIN
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(Music & Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Nov. '90)
Cursed are the lambs of god
For they shall be bled -
Whiter than the whitest snow
Christ is dead
Ancient lies - time to die
Cursed are the slaves of Islam
For they shall be slain
Religion of the lowest minds
Allah is dead
Ancient lies - time to die
Eternally their eyes shall bleed
For they shall be torn out
Vassals of a blind belief
Ancient dead
Ancient lies - time to die
IF THEY HAD EYES (The Watchers of the Earth)
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If they had eyes
All they would have witnessed
Creature from the sea
Neanderthal to be...
Man has conquered athra
And to all the gods he gave birth
Though mountains of the dead
Are the watchers of the earth...
...High above the clouds
...Standing tall in might
...Darkness surrounds
...The mountain side
If they had eyes
All they would have witnessed
Creature from the sea
Evil men to be...
THE DARK ONE
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(Music & Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Dec. '89)
Stalking through the utter dark
Evil eyes glow in the distance
Prepared for a battle in rage
The end for the cruel adventurer
Blow to side - strike through eye
A battle-ax weilds to charge
And seperates head from body
Darkest blood flowing free
My eyes are filled with pleasure
Blow to side - strike through eye
A hunt for an ancient treasure
No herbs to restore his life
To die by an orchish arrow
Victorious the olog-hai
Slow you'll die - the dark one smiles
INTO GLORY RIDE
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(Music & Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Oct. '90)
Once upon
An evil time
Up in the north
Mighty men
Fought and died
By the sword
...Onward into glory ride
Into battle
Sign of the hammer
Be my guide
Standing proud
In victory
Into glory ride
...Onward into glory ride
To Birka we sail (Birch Island)
And celebrate
Hail Thor
And the fallen
Join with Odin
At slain hall (Valhalla)
...Onward into glory ride
...AND THE LAUGHTER HAS DIED
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(Music & Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Dec. '90)
Man of fashions flow - die
Time has come to say - goodbye
We spit on your - grave
Slay all in sight - rage
All their power's gone
A battle we have won
No more trust to them
This is the end
So is the utterdark - revenge
And now the laughter has - died
UNLEASHED
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(Music by Johnny Hedlund, Apr. '90)
(Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Nov. '90)
When they bring us holy water
We'll tear 'em down to the core
The cross of weakness burns to ashes
And Jesus Christ is no more
This is the way - we're unleashed
So they named us evil men
Evil minded yes we are
Living proud by the law of nature
By the hammer into war
This is the way - we're unleashed
...Join our side and we'll crush the enemy
When they bring us holy water
We'll tear 'em down to the core
The cross of weakness burns to ashes
And Jesus Christ is no more
Tsirhcitna - he's unleashed
...Beware...
VIOLENT ECSTACY
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(Music & Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Feb. '90)
I - am my own god and master
No one - will take my soul away
I - will rise in stern invasion
Die - the enemy I slay
Choose side, follow mine - take his fuckin' life
I - will enter no path of decay
Stabbing the dagger in their eye
I - will tear 'em down, for all to see
My revenge of all the false in mind
Choose side, follow mine - take his fuckin' life
I will set it free
Violent ecstacy
I will set it free
Violent ecstacy
I - am my own god and master
No one - will take my soul away
I - will rise in stern invasion
Die - the enemy I slay
Choose side, follow mine - take his fuckin' life
WHERE LIFE ENDS
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(Music & Lyrics by Johnny Hedlund, Jul. '90)
(Instrumental)
Recorded at the Woodhouse Studios in Dortmund, Germany
in April 1991
Produced by Waldemar Sarychta
Engineered by Siggi Bemm
Executive Producer: Robery Kampf
Photography [no, you don't have the cover] by Jens Schmidt
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Copyanytime (C) Underground eXperts United, 1991
Copymorethanonce (C) Mister Monochrome, 1991
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THE TRUTH
by THE GNN/DC/uXu
Note: I take no responsibility.
If you are offended by this,
you are probably a part of THE LIE.
HEY!
Hey, You little jerk who read this! Why have You downloaded this file? Did
You expect to find recipes how-to-build-something that goes boooOom?
Or a text who describes how-to kill someone? Or anything else?
You ARE WRONG!
I hate You lamebrains who read and write files but never live as You learn!
You all say that You are terrorists and anarchist but have You got any
proof? Do You despite the system? Do You kick on lying police men?
ARE You A LIE?
Yes-You-Are! You claim to hate everything but the truth is that You obey
the law all the time! You are no rebel! It's easy for You to write and
describe but in the real world You are NOTHING! You are lying!
HAVE You GOT WHAT IT TAKES?
No You haven't! "Kill people!" "Maim People!" "Blow the society to hell!".
Big words. Less result! The word "revolution" means nothing to You. You
got Your car, dog and wife. Spin that wheel...
WHERE TO NEXT?
The police knocks at Your door. "Can I help You"
You drop a pen on the floor in front of Your boss. "Oh, I'm sorry"
The lawyer says that You are fined five dollar. "Good!"
THE REVOLUTION
We are the revolution of the future. But no revolution can exist without
belief. Who will do the work? You or THEM? We or THEM? Them or THEM?
WHERE ARE You? WHO ARE You?
NOTHING AT ALL.
Why?
AND THE REST?
You listen to the rap on the radio and think "Cool rebels!". You say
to Your friends "hey, cool rebels those niggaz!". You think "Isn't
it good with a small revolution now and then?"
You ARE NOTHING!
You will never scare anyone. But You think You are a anarchist in Your
dreams! You KNOW how-to build a bomb. You KNOW in theory how to kill
a man with Your bare hands! BUT WHERE IS THE PRACTISE? WHERE IS THE
RESULT OF THE WORDS?
NOWHERE!
AM I RIGHT?
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METAPHORICAL FRAGMENTS FROM A CRAMMED MERCEDES BENZ
CHAPTER TWO
When Castle opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was the now semi-
half but not completely naked woman sitting right in front of him holding
the last piece of slimey pizza.
"Want some?" she asked, holding it right under his nose.
"No thanks" Castle replied, "I had a steady lunch already. But Thank
You anyway."
"Suit yourself.", she said and sucked up the piece with a large
SCHWOOOPSHH.
Castle now noticed how he moved side to side, back and forward without
doing anything. Either I'm drunk as hell, or I am on a ship, he thought
out loud. Brown and Steinberg looked at each other and let out some small
sounds that, to Castle, sounded like laughter.
"No, Mr Castle, you're in my brand new Mercedes Benz", Brown said with
a smile on his face. "We're heading for Dartroom just like you told us
before you.. ehm, passed out."
Castle couldn't remember he had said anything about Dartroom, in fact,
he couldn't remember anything except the semi-half naked woman, who now
was completely naked, he noticed. She stood on her knees with her head
out of one of the car's windows and let the wind dry her slimey hair.
Castle couldn't see anything but her very round and inviting ass about
twenty centimeters from his face.
"How come this woman always is naked?", Castle asked Brown.
"That's part of my job", he replied. "You see, I'm a 'Very Pretty & Nude
Women Behaviour' Doctor, and it is my job to find out how women react on
being completely, or semi-half naked. I put them in different situations
(or course without any clothes) and study them, Veeeery closely. Ah, so
you didn't know?" he asked Castle with a surprised look on his face.
"No."
"Ah, then I can understand your strange behaviour, I mean passing out
and all that. It's a good job you know..."
"I can believe THAT.", Castle said without taking his eyes off the
now moving part of the woman in front of him. He couldn't but notice
now that he was himself again, that he was lying in the back seat of
a Mercedes Benz with his head on one of the back-doors, and the woman
was standing with one knee on each side of the seat, right above him,
STILL with that now increasingly inviting round, moving, beautiful ass
and an arched back. I guess I don't have to say that Castle couldn't
think of a better place to be at that moment. (also worth to note is
that how amazing it may sound, all the slime was gone from her hair.)
"How much are you paid to do this.. 'job'", Castle asked briefly.
"Don't breath so much hot air on my naked body", the woman complained.
"Oh, sorry.", Castle replied.
"Hey, no 'S's please, the hot air makes me feel... ummm". She moved
back and forth, arching her back even more.
Castle tried to say something, but Brown started to talk about how
much money he made. Castle didn't hear a word, because the woman had
now shut the window, and turned around face to face with Castle.
"Maybe this window is better?" she said to herself, and opened the
window behind Castle's head and stuck her head out. Castle's position
was now such that her pointy, firm tits were just five centimeters
from his eyes, and her arched body right above his. He could smell her
body, and his hands were almost uncontrollable.
"5 grand on..." Brown was still speaking, and Steinberg was listening
and commented a little here and there, with "Aha" or "Really?" and so on.
Castles hands were now holding the woman's arched back, caressing it
back and forward, all the way down her round, peach-shaped ass and up
to her shoulders.
"That feels great..", she managed to say in between the "Aaah"'s and
"Mmmm"'s. She lowered her upper body until one of her tits touched
Castle's lips, moving it over his face with a hard nipple.
Suddenly Brown hit the breaks. Castle and the woman hit the car floor.
"We're here!", Brown shouted. "Everybody out."
Dartroom, the most unfriendly and dangerous bar in the western part
of the city stood there, as it always did, black and scattered with
spray-painted slogans, logos and miscellaneous other messages. Brown
was fascinated. This was just like "in the movies", he thought as he
headed for the door where a sign said 'Restricted Area'. Suddenly Castle
remembered what he had said before passing out.
"Bathroom! I said B-A-T-H-R-O-O-M, not Dartroom, you FOOL!"
Brown and Steinberg looked at each other, and went through the door.
They were expected. Expected by the unbelievable smell that hit them
instantly.
"Ouch!" Brown shrieked.
"Hey!" Steinberg shouted.
"Man, that's what I call odour! Yeachh!" Brown managed to let out
before finding himself with his face to the floor, and a very nasty
floor it was.
"Blueergh! This floor really taste like old tires!"
"Let me take a bite here.." Steinberg sat down. "Hmmm. Aha. Uhu, well..
yes.. You're right. It does taste like old tires! But lets go inside,
shall we? After you.." Steinberg pushed Brown through the inner doors.
Castle, Steinberg and the beautiful woman listened carefully, but they
couldn't hear a sound, except small 'peep's from the rats somewhere
behind a large pile of boxes.
"Guess it's safe to enter then." Castle said, and opened the inner door.
The incredibly loud music they let out by opening the sound-proof door
smashed the windows on the fifteen closest buildings and cars, as well
as sending a shock-wave through the city that started a tornado, which
killed 20.000 football-fans watching the superbowl at a nearby arena.
"HERE! YOU NEED THESE!!" Brown shouted holding three pairs of ear-plugs.
"AND SHUT THAT DAMNED DOOR!!!" a huge man shouted at them.
As soon as Castle had closed the door, the music was gone. He looked
surprised at the huge man, with a sort-of-a questioning expression.
"Sure, like you didn't know we have our reputation to think of. This is
SUPPOSED to be the loudest, dirtiest, worst, most unfriendly and remote
bar in the city, but it isn't. We just use that reputation to keep such
people away. You see, they just don't dare to come here. Neat eh?"
They all looked around, only to find a large concert hall. Slow, soft
music reached their ears from a little jukebox in a corner. In the middle
of the hall, all chairs had been removed, only to make room for a big
bingo-screen. About 30 old men and women sat around it, and sometimes
a soft "Here" or "yes" was heard. The huge man introduced himself as the
owner of this "last utopia" for bingo-addicts, and made sure each one of
them got a seat (and of course a "Dartroom" t-shirt, pen-set, sports-bag,
fingernail and mug, compliments of the management.)
"So.." he started, "You're looking for the Mysterious man that disappeared
in the shoe-store, no?"
Everyone in the room looked at each other...
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Watch out for the next chapter of the Castle Chronicles!
It will be Even More revealing than this one!
ONLY from The Underground eXperts United!
(!) 1991 THE CHIEF & uXu Productions
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THE TRUTH ABOUT WOMEN
by THE GNN/DC/uXu
Why are millions of women trying to oppress the men? Why do they hate
the other sex? Because of rape? Oppression? Stupid men?
No.
Because the lack of GOOD SEX!
Yes! This is true. Let me tell you why. In the beginning, the man
was 'ard and tough. He killed, maimed and lied. The woman was fucked
every day as a cow. Horrible? No, the female sex loves this. She want
to be hurt and beaten up now and then.
But now we are in the future. The man has weakened! And the woman is
rather disappointed. So she tries to provoke the man to fuck her hard
and kick her by saying "oh you are no REAL man! you are a pig! you hurt
your woman! you are bad!" etc etc. She also tries to reach high positions
at work or prove to be smarter than a man (which always fails, but some
men doesn't dare to say the truth!).
This works! Men rape and punch. And the woman loves it! She get a good
fuck and that's not all! She has made "rape" to a thing worse than death
so if she's smart, she can get loadsa money too! Oh, isn't it great to
be a woman?
Unfortunately, some women can't get good sex as easy, because of a
disgusting look or an unsexy behaviour. They KNOW that their only
chance to a good fuck is to provoke the man. That's why they join
groups like "Woman Power" or "KAM" (Kill all men). By doing that,
they are soon raped by someone who's rather angry.
Women doesn't say "oh fuck me hard!" because it's rather off-putting
to a man to hear that. He wants to be the leader of the act. That's
why women "dislike" sex in public.
So...what a woman really need is:
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1. A Good Rape. They love it.
2. Some Spanking. Women need to be beaten up.
3. Be Oppressed. That's the nature. The female is not meant to be a leader.
Make your girl happy! Rape her and kick her! Don't stop if she complains!
That's the last thing she want! If you do this every day, I'll promise
you that she will love you forever!
Because the female is just a stupid jerk, only made for fucking!
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Ok, Tony, now we're only One file from 10 for this release.. What can we
write about that's interesting, funny, deep AND stimulating at the same time?
- I don't know. You decide. I have better things to do than writing
textfiles and shit like that.
Oh yeah? And what is that? Playing games? Looking at GIF pics? Downloading
the latezzzzt warezzzz?
- You can take THAT shit and eat it! No, I'm going for a ride in my new
Ferarri Testarossa (black) with Megan. That's what I'm doin'.. and you
can't stop me. No, You can't. That's what I'm sayin'. You can't stop Me.
an... an...
Calm down Tony, calm down.
- Arf! Arf! (jump jump jump)
Down boy! Down!! Behave! Ah, that's better. Well.. if you're off with Megan,
perhaps the two of you could make something up, to write about I mean, eh?
Something like "How it is to have SEX in the back of a Ferarri", or "Suckin'
Ferarri's". Now how does that sound to you?
- Sure, whatever, but I won't write it, that's what I'm sayin'. I won't write
it. I'll do it all right, but I ain't gonna write about it. That's your job,
do you understand what I'm sayin', that's YOUR job. It ain't mine. No.
Hell, what's the matter with you today, Tony? You sound like the average
"Beverly Hills Cop II" attorney and/or business manager or 3RD BASS video-
judge for cryin' out loud. You can't go around sounding like that. We have
to do something about it! Yes, yes yes yes! THAT will make a great file!
"How to change your language from jerkness into uptown highclassness"!
- It won't be good. I'm tellin' ya. It'll stink, that's for sure. I'll bet
my last bonds on it.. (and so on).
Why not? The title sounds interesting, funny, deep and stimulating. Ok, so the
file itself will stink, but that's not important! You know, about 90% of the
files out today are just BIG titles, HUGE headlines or IMPORTANT warezz-reviews
so, why should we be different? Hey! I got a great idea here! Why not make a
"How To Change Your Language from Coolness into Warezzzness!!!!!" file? YEAH!
That'll be a HIT!
- Sure, I'm with you on that project, but not the first one. That's what I
told you, and that's what I'm tellin' you now, buddy. Not the first one.
Ok, so how do we do this? Interview a warezz d00d?
- No, to suicidal.
True, true. Hmm, perhaps we could download all files written by warezz
d00dzzz and read through them to get the information we need?
- Do you have disabled then?
What?
- If you're going to download, you MUST have uploaded at least 100MB of
0-dayzz warezzz or have DISABLED as UL/DL ratio. That's what it is.
Ah. Okie dokie. Ehumm, I have it! We'll make it up! That's just how all the
other (I just read this term in a message, and I thought it to be interesting,
stimulating and very describing) 'new' "H/Pish" groups do. Yes, ok, so we've
got the title and how to make the file. Now, what should it contain?
- Well, if we're going to publish something that looks like a warezzz d00d
publication, we got to have (quickly making a list) (and showing It!)
AAAAAAAAA! Put your pants back on, Tony!
- Oops, sorry. I'm just having trouble reading this script.. I thought "It"
meant.. well you know.
I KNOW, but DON'T do it again, thank you very much. What a shock. I need a
drink here. Waiter! WAAAAAAAITER!
- Oui, Messieurs. Vous avez?
A large brandy for me please. Tony? You want anything from the bar?
- As a matter of fact I think I will. A large... hmm.. yes, I'll have the
Shanghai Surprise Milkshake please. No, No! Make that a DOUBLE Shanghai
Surprise Milkshake... With onion and mushrooms please.
- Ah, Messieur. Onion et Muschroom?
- That's what I said, and that's what I'm sayin' now. Onion, O-N-I-O-N, and
Mushroom, M-U...
- Oui Messieur. I heard you the first time. Je vais fetch it for you.
What a jerk.
- Really.
- Comme un bastard! Mon dieu!
Ok, so.. The last (10th as a matter of fact) file for this release will be
a file on how to make yourself understandable to warezzz d00dzzz. The title
will be "How to change your language from Coolness into Warezzzness" and we'll
make the whole thing up. That's about all we've got, right?
- Sure. Whatever you say, but I start to doubt this project really. It's not
that it isn't good or interesting or mind I say, funny, really funny, or
extremely funny, but it won't work.
Why not? Like I said, it's got the title for a major success.
- Yes, I agree. But making shit up will make our readers mad, and they won't
want to get the next release after this one. That's how you kill a publication
like this one. Just look at all the 1000's of others. They managed to publish
about 5-6 files, and then they vanished, because they re-wrote old textfiles,
or made the shit up themselves.
But that's how it is with fiction. You HAVE to make it up to make it work.
Fiction wouldn't be Fiction without making the shit up! (and what the hell
happened to your accent, Tony?)
- But this isn't fiction.
Sure it is. This is pure fiction.
- Ok, so THIS is fiction, but the file about "How to..." we're talking about
isn't. That's the difference you know. Oh yeah, my accent. Oh, sorry I
forgot to use it, but I'll make it up to you, that's what I'm sayin', sure,
I'll make it up to you, you don't believe me, do you, well, that's just
what I said, and that's what I'm sayin'.
All right, all right! I'm happier when you speak normally, I admit that. But
where the hell is that waiter? It's been ages since we ordered.
- I'll bet he couldn't find any mushrooms or onion. Heh Heh Heh.
Who cares. Now, let's continue this conversation. This IS fiction, and the
file about "How to.." is also fiction, because we haven't written it yet, and
it'll never be written either. Because THIS is fiction, we can't really say
that we will make another file, because we actually don't speak here.
- But we are! We are speaking right now. I know I am at least. Right now I
mean.
Yes, WE know that. But those who have made it this far down this script
don't. They just think all this is made up, that "those dumb uXu writers
couldn't find anything to write about, so they wrote this boring shit instead",
and that this really is fiction.
- Are you sure about that? I mean, REALLY sure?
Of course I'm sure. That's how it is. And you know what?
- What?
They're right.
- No kidding!?
Absolutely. No kidding. This IS the last file in the 3rd release from uXu.
I'm ashamed to admit it, but that is the truth. Who the hell wants to read
about how to make a conversation with some lame-ass warezz d00dz??
- I wouldn't.
See? That's what I'm sayin'. (oh hell, I've got tha Tony flu'!)
What the hell, let those who made it this far know a small secret, so they
don't feel like they have been ripped off or anything.
- Ok, which secret is that then?
I don't know. You tell 'em.
- Hmm, okay. Well.. ah.. ehrm.. I think I'll save it for the next "last file"
so they have something to look forward to.
Ok, that sounds great. Ah! Here's our drinks. Thank you my good man.
Here's a 5'er for ya. Now don't you spend it all in one place.
- Cheers!
Cheers.
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Another month have passed, and even a couple of extra weeks too.
We're sorry that we didn't manage to keep the monthly release schedule
but like we have said, we don't follow any lines, schedules or rules,
we just write the files, and then when we have a bunch, we release
them to an unsuspecting audience.
Well, that's enough about that. We're here again, with two new
members, and a more precise distribution board list. Please welcome
Mister Monochrome and Big A, our newest members. Mister Monochrome
really is our first U.S. member, and it's a pleasure having him
with us. Big A is yet another Swede, who will share his views on
the academical level of society, life and living.
The Support Board List has finally been made, and we have three great,
fine, and well-sorted boards with us. Big thanks to the SysOps who
have made their boards available to us. Thanks also goes to Dispater,
who have made the new Phrack to what it was before, and for taking an
interest in uXu.
I know there are a lot of people out there who have contacted me,
about becoming contributors, having their BBSs included in the
distribution site list and so on who aren't mentioned here. The reason
for that is one of these:
1) You haven't written anything yet for uXu and therefor
we can't list you as a contributor/member.
2) We haven't been able to logon at your board. Mostly
a password has been requested, which we haven't
received, or the BBS didn't answer when we called.
Still, if you want to be a contributor/member, please contact me at
one of the boards at the end of this file for further information.
And if you already know that you want to write for/with us, please
include the file(s) you want us to publish. It is a lot easier for
us, and you will be added to the member/contributor list right away.
If you want your board to become a Distribution site, please include
the Phone-no, NUP/Password (if any) and the name of the board.
Thanks and Merry X-Mas to everyone out there!
The Chief
Current Members
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The GNN - Terrorism, Anarchy, Weirdness.
Mister Monochrome - Lyrics, Terrorism, Anarchy.
Big A - Academical Ruminations.
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I N D E X - Standard Releases 00 - 36 [Aug/Dec 1991]
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[00] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k
[01] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k
[02] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k
[03] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k
[04] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k
[05] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k
[06] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k
[07] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k
[08] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k
[09] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k
[10] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k
[11] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k
[12] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k
[13] Suicide! The GNN 5k
[14] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k
[15] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k
[16] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k
[17] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k
[18] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k
[19] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k
[20] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k
[21] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k
[22] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k
[23] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k
[24] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k
[25] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k
[26] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k
[27] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k
[28] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k
[29] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k
[30] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k
[31] The Truth The GNN 4k
[32] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k
[33] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k
[34] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k
[35] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k
[36] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k
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[00] Introduktion Till uXu-S, Den Svenska Serien The Chief 4k
[01] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Dark Avenger Computer Sweden 4k
[02] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Sm<53> Notiser Computer Sweden 8k
[03] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.07 - Sm<53> Notiser Computer Sweden 5k
[04] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH Hackers Computer Sweden 5k
[05] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH S<>kerhet Computer Sweden 5k
[06] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - Sm<53> Notiser Computer Sweden 7k
[07] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - L<>senord Computer Sweden 6k
[08] Datav<61>rlden 1991 No.41 - Datorst<73>lder Datav<61>rlden 7k
[09] Datav<61>rlden 1991 No.41 - Smarta Kort Datav<61>rlden 5k
[10] Radio P1 'Kanalen' - CCC Kanalen 15k
[11] Blandade Tidningar - Sm<53> Notiser SvD,ID mm 6k
[12] VaktB - Best<73>mmelser f<>r vaktpersonal Phearless 32k
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November December November December November December Releases 1991:
027: "The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol" by The GNN. Who
could it be? This list gives you not only their names, but
also some background information. This is the start file for
yet another series, so don't miss out on the Introduction!
028: "The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15)" by The Chief.
Yes, the Big system is back, and heads right for outer space
just when you thought everything was safe. Spingleman gets
a new assignment, and our 'hero' finally meets the lovely
Megan. Not to be missed!
029: "Information Terrorism (At School)" by The GNN. Why just
sit and learn from the teachers at school? Why not make a little
prank to lighten up the atmosphere a bit? The GNN gives you an
example on what to do.
030: "Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics" by Mister Monochrome.
The dark lyrics of Unleashed re-written by our newest member,
and it is, of course, his first file for uXu, so bring home
this soon-to-be uXu classic.
031: "The Truth" by The GNN. We give you THE Truth here. Plain
and simple. If you don't recognize yourself when reading this
one, we want you to write for uXu, right now.
032: "Castle Chronicles Chapter Two" by The Chief. Castle is
back once again, only to make a fool out of himself. The story
continues after he (embarrassing enough) passed out in the
previous chapter.
033: "uXu Follow-Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS" by The Chief.
A large compilation of facts about the confiscation of Ripco BBS
and Dr. Ripco. Starting from the day it happened and going through
all the way until the date we have today (December 1991). Also
includes an 'interview' with Dr. Ripco, conducted in November/
December with some updates and views on what really happened.
034: "The Truth About Women" by The GNN. The GNN reveals what
women really want from men, why they torture them, and how you
can make the best of the situation. Parental Guidance.
035: "Wpoeiwop" by The Chief. What's THAT?, you may ask. Well I
really can't tell you right now, but it isn't something you'll
need, want, use, or drink. I won't give you any more clues at this
moment. Straight up, it's the 35th file from uXu.
036: "uXu Index #3" by The Chief. The third index for them neat
uXu files. As always, the index includes all uXu releases in Short
format, and the new files in the Long format, as well as comments
by The Chief about what's happened since the last release, member,
contributor and support board lists, and of course, an updated list
of boards where to contact us.
[#36 also includes an Index for the uXu-S series]
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Also call these fine boards:
Info Addict -uXu Home- +46-###-#### (Sweden)
Demon Roach Underground (806)794-4362 (Support)
Condemned Reality (618)397-7702 (Prime U.S. Site)
Ripco ][ (312)528-5020 (Support)
Lunatic Labs (213)655-0691
Balanced pH (818)783-5320
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ANARCHIST UNITE
by THE GNN/DC/uXu
At first there was the human.
Then came The System.
And The System crushed the human.
And those who didn't accept The System became the Anarchists.
And The Anarchists believed that they could kill The System.
The System looked down on The Anarchists and laughed.
The System was steady.
The first bomb exploded.
The System shaked.
The second bomb detonated.
The System begun to fall.
The third bomb split the atom.
The System lost The Power and anarchy ruled the world.
The System looked upon the world and said:
"This world is our world"
The Anarchists laughed and said:
"This is not your world anymore!"
And The System replied:
"It is. You are The System who kill yourself"
The Anarchist laughed and placed a bullet between the eyes of The System.
The System was dead.
And The Anarchists united.
The spoke to each other.
They watched each other.
And they would probably still do it.
If.
They hadn't released the fourth bomb.
Because.
No matter where The Anarchist go, he will always find The System
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A JOLLY GOOD DAY IN SCHOOL!
by THE GNN/DC/uXu
"quit my job
cut my hair
you know I cut my bonds
because I don't care"
This is a true story.
"Well, Mr Svensson...this hasn't been a good year for you, eh?"
My teacher is bold, ugly and boring. He is holding a paper containing
the marks for every student in my class. My mark is rather low and I
already know it due to his voice. It sounds...happy...all teachers
sound happy when they can crush your ego to the bottom and feel better
than you. Better...
Bah! My teacher looks at me, waiting for an answer to his stupid question.
What can I say? "Oh yeah, really fucked up!" or "He? I think I did
pretty well?" or "I don't know. You tell me!"
Lame answers all of them. I keep quiet. He looks disappointed.
"Well...since you did so bad on your last test I have decided to...."
He looks down on his paper. Unnecessary, since he already know what
he will give me.
"...give you...."
He closes his eyes for a moment.
"...1..."
I did really expect to get "1" in math. I mean, I hate the subject and
the teacher. I watch him. He looks at me, waiting for a reaction. I don't
say anything. He looks rather angry and says:
"You'll have to get better, otherwise I will have to give you 1 again!"
HaVe To? Haha...It doesn't hurt him. I mean, he is the one who has failed.
He knows that he won't get much action out of his life as a teacher in
a lousy school in the middle of Sweden. In fact...THE ONLY fun he have
is to give people low marks and crush their life. Then he can feel
better, stronger...he is "smarter". A low mark to me may cause some
problem later on, and that's wonderful. Then he knows that he is
judged as a intelligent human being on the sick scale that todays older
section has constructed.
"Next one."
He can't get me to say anything like "Please Sorry" so he decides to
move on with the next victim. I turn around and walk to the door. I open
it and step outside. The door is closed and I lean my back against it.
Shit. Something must be done about this mark. It destroys all my other marks
and I can see a future of further school...instead of finally getting a
job somewhere and Do Something Else. But the fact that I am the one
who will take over from his lost generation is a hard feeling. He will
not let go of his "life" that easy. We, the youth, must be crushed
and tame before they let us see their mistakes. So we won't complain and
do it better. Then their lives would have been worthless.
The truth hurts. And history repeats.
I think. Then I open the door again and step inside. "You again?".
I grab my gun from the back of my jeans and cock it behind my back.
I speak: "You...are...The...looser..."
The pedagogically voice inside him starts to barf.
"well i know this is a hard mark but if you feel that its wrong you
should start thinking about studying instead of other things like
(life?)
and understand that school is important to you yes it is you have to
study to get somewhere in life get somewhere in life get somewhere in
life get somewhere in life be someone be someone be someone become someone
BECOME SOMEONE BECOME SOMETHING
EARN MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY
I show him my fist and say "Be quiet you senile old fart, please".
He looks at me and starts again:
"now listen my dear friend i must say that your behaviour is quite"
I kill him. The shot from my Desert Eagle (now loaded with .44) goes
trough his left eye, trough his brain and out on the other side.
Blood, brain and all that is splashed all over the wall and ceiling.
His body is thrown back, over a table and his hand grabs a shelf and
drags it with him in the fall. He is still holding the paper. A stream
of various fluids are dripping over it from his mouth.
I step outside.
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DEPTH CHARGE
by THE GNN/DC/uXu
This is a very old idea, but old ideas can be fun too, can't they?
I got the idea from someone who called himself Dolata on UseNet's
alt.pyrotechnics a long time ago. All credits to him.
What you need for a small depth charge:
A Plastic Bottle
Vinegar
Baking Soda
A Few Small Rocks
Put some rocks into the bottle, enough for it to sink in water. But
not too many since you need some space. Fill 2/3 of the bottle with
vinegar. (Oh, yes *this* old trick). Then wrap a spoon of baking soda
into a piece of paper and tie a little string to it.
Now carefully hang the paper with the baking soda over the vinegar
in the bottle and screw on the cap. The thing should look like this:
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/ ; \ So I guess you know what to do now?
| +BS+ | Next time your girlfriend takes a bath,
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|vinegar| Quickly screw the cap on again and throw
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|(rocks)| and...bom... If you hate her use a glass
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DEPRESSION
by THE GNN/DC/uXu
It's 2.10 in the morning. I'm looking at the screen. My hands are typing.
DON'T READ THIS FILE!
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This file doesn't contain anything interesting! It was written because
i'm so fucking bored at the moment. I had to do something. And I did
this, yes, this, another file, completely uninteresting. Just a journey
through the deepest boredom found on planet earth...
How bad can life get? School begins tomorrow after the x-mas holiday...
The Chief is gone for a whole year and closes Info Addict during that
time... My phone bill is rated "roof buster" and will send my modem to
hell when my parents sees it... I can't get rid of my ugly girlfriend...
I live in a small town in the middle of Sweden a long way from any
kind of civilization...
(etc etc)
CAN LIFE GET ANY WORSE?
(no)
Sometimes I think of start smoking...just to have something to do.
Or why not build an unstable explosive? Just to feel that i'm alive.
If i had a gun I'd place one bullet inside it and play russian roulette.
JUST TO FEEL THAT I'M STILL ALIVE!
However.
I don't know if anyone is reading this. I write files, I send them to
The Chief and he sends them to the other side of the Atlantic. And?
Of course, he tells me now and then that they are being dowloaded but
so what? That doesn't mean that anyone is reading this file.
Do You believe in "god"?
I don't. But sometimes I think of it. Just to have something to do.
Freud once said the the biggest sickness of the human race was that he
preferred to believe in non-existing things. To feel safe.
I believe in Freud.
I believe in myself.
I think of spraying myself with tear-gas.
I don't know why.
I think of throwing acid into my face.
Oh, if society only was ruled by anarchy! Then I would be free.
You say "Idiot, doesn't he understand that democracy is the ultimate
freedom!". Is it? I mean, we are forced to go to school. We are forced
to get a job. We live and we die. But what do we do?
NOTHING!
We do as we are told all the time! You think you are free, free to
"plan" your life. Wrong! You don't choose to go to school. You don't
choose to get a job. You just do it because that's what everybody else
is doing and that must be the right way in life! (?)
End of this crap. I hate politics. Especially when people think I'm
talking about it. I am not! I am talking about anarchy - a life WITHOUT
any politics, no democracy, no left, no right... just plain life.
Well...I suddenly remember something nice. Phearless is opening his
board later this week. Could be interesting to see what will happen.
Will he be raided by the police the first day or will they wait until
he feel secure? You never know. Ha-ha. (low budget humor, another proof
of extreme depression).
I'm looking at my modem. Maybe it's time to upload this file now and go
to bed and sleep? No...then time would fly. I must take care of these
few golden hours before school starts again.
Or maybe...maybe I just should clear this file and forget all about it?
But I remember. I remember once when a drunk old man asked me what I
did "in mah schpare ti-time?". I said "I write".
He looked at me and continued "Ah...scho you are writing...writing a
...book (hic!)? That's interesting!"
"No. I'm just writing..."
"Ah...", he said. I walked past him and away. But he turned around and
talked to me again.
"But kid! Remember to schow people (hic!) what you write! It's not
healthy to write things and then hi-hide it!"
I think he was right. Always remember:
"It's not healthy to write things and then hide it"
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THE EXCUSE
by THE GNN/DC/uXu
After years of research, I have finally discovered what people say
when they fail...when they can't build safe bombs...when they don't
understand simple instructions...when they mess around with things
that they don't understand...
I heard The Excuse everywhere I went in Sweden. Every little sucker
told me The Excuse all the time. So I wondered: "Is it like this all
over the world?". I decided to find out. It was hard. I had to climb
the mountains of Nepal, dive in the Pacific and survive dozens of deserts
to find all homemade terrorists on planet earth.
But when I, thirsty, hungry and with scars from wild animals over my body
switched my computer on and begun typing again I knew!
I was right!
First some examples from life:
A guy blows his room away. What does he tell his parents and friends?
That he can't mix chemicals? "I'm a loser!"?
No...
Another great anarchist gets his both hands blown to pieces due to
a dropped match (that fell right into his tiny bomb). What can
he say? "I can't do anything right!"?
No...
A little kid tries to make a pipebomb out of things he find in the
cellar. It explodes when he drops it by mistake.
"I shouldn't have messed around with things I don't understand!"?
No...
A cool dude tries to impress on his friends by smoking while making a
firecracker out of black powder. Of course, it explodes and sends
his fingers to heaven. "I'm a complete idiot!"
No...
etc etc etc...
So what DO they say? Well...as we know, they all say the same thing.
The excuse that every low level terrorist use when they make a mistake.
Everywhere. All over the world!
"It Ignited Spontaneously!"
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"Ideas Close To Reality
or
Childish Thoughts"
by
Phearless
for
uXu - Underground eXperts United
January 1992
I don't know when these ideas hit my mind for the first time, but I do know
that I weren't old when I first thought like this.
What I thought about fixing was the environment, which was pretty fucked
up when I was a kid too. Now how would I do that? Well, not like some wimpy
shit lame ass kid-club who are sending silly letters to governments worldwide,
which no one reads anyway. No. This would be an as-close-to-military movement
as possible movement. We would organize different kind of actions to, in some
or any way, help the environment out...
And absolutely nothing would be "too tough" or "too violent".
An assassin squad would travel around, killing the bosses of big companies
which are pouring out shit in rivers/lakes/seas or in the air, blowing up the
factories/companies/governments who allow all this shit to happen, just to
make their asses/wallets fatter than ever.
This would go for all actions taken by man, that are poisoning/hurting the
environment in any way. I know. If I had all the explosives and weapons I
needed, I would start right now, today. No fucking kidding. There must be a
way to stop all this shit at once. And no damned "we will have it fixed by
the year of 2014"-crap thank you, I want it to change right now.
Ok. I'm older now.... And not thinking in exactly this way, but close
enough. Blow away some old fart that's making money from dumping radioactive
shit in the ocean... yeah... that's realistic enough for me. Ok, so you
say someone else would do the job for him? NO, I don't think so, after you
have wasted 4-5 people of the same title, for the same reason, there wont be
any more applying for the job.
No matter what you would get paid. To be sure, make them die in some horrible
way, like knee caps blown away, and his genitals down his throat (while he's
still alive, of course). If you smack the teeth from his mouth first, and cut
away his tongue, you will find it easier to insert almost anything in his
ex-mouth.
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THE ANATOMY OF HATE
by THE GNN/DC/uXu
"I hate you!"
(anyone)
When hating someone or something you are ready to do anything to get
that special thing out of you life at once. Anything.
Everybody hate someone or something. But the word is often used in the
wrong way. It's a powerful word. You can't say you "hate" to mow the
lawn everyday or equal. But you can say that you HATE your wife or
your boss. But then you must be ready to do anything to get that thing
out of your life.
Hate gives Power. When you hate someone you put yourself on the top of
the world where YOU make the rules of what's right or wrong, ugly or
good-looking. You are the ultimate judge. Your wife fucks your
brother. You hate her. But the cause of your rage is her fault,
isn't it? Oh yes, she shouldn't have betrayed you! It's not YOUR fault.
To hate with other people is secure. Together with other people, you
can hate anything with a good feeling of doing something right. They
hate, don't they? So why should YOU be wrong? I mean, since a lot
of people hate that-and-that, how can they be wrong? One dude, hating
alone can be wrong but not possibly a group of dudes?
(This is interesting. 80% of the population on planet earth believes
in some kind of "God". A good example of many people being wrong.)
Hate is a force that grows inside you. You don't have to kill or beat
that special one you do hate. Anyone is fine. So called "senseless"
killings or rapes are the results of hate, that have grown uncontrollably
strong inside someone. It must come out. Don't learn how to "Control
yourself". In the end, you will be the victim of your own rage.
Everybody needs hate. But the feelings must come out or you will go
really crazy. That's why you must kill, you must burn down things,
you must blow things to hell!
Have someone called you stupid? Kill him!
Have your girlfriend left you? Burn down her house!
Have someone trashed you car and left? Throw a rock through a window!
Do anything! Don't let the Hate grow inside you. This is karma, this
is life force, this is what you need to be a healthy human being.
HATE!
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GOLF BALL ENJOYMENT
by
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for
uXu
We all know what happens if you put a golf ball in a microwave oven, and
switch it on... BANG! And you'll have a brand new kitchen to redecorate.
Now... with such a devastating effect, you can have great fun, right?
But how could we make our enemies/non-friends to put a golf ball in their
microwave? You probably have your own ideas about how to perform this your
own way... However, for you out there looking for new ideas, read on and
enjoy.
Specific target/victim, the situation...
Your girlfriend was out with your best friend "having fun" yesterday, you
are not feeling too great about this so you think she's got to be taught
a lesson (for life?). She's got frozen brownies (big ones) in her freezer.
You know that she Always un-freeze them in the microwave... well there
you have it. You pick up one of the brownies from the freezer and let
it unfreeze (in room temperature... you don't want to microwave it :) ).
When it's soft enough, you dig out the core of the brownie and put a
(guess what) golf ball in it. Then "close" the brownie so there's no sign
of it being prepared. Now, put it back in the freezer among the other
cookies and brownies.
Ok, now just go steady with her as usual (yeah, you "don't know" about her
little "accident" with your best friend, right?), until one day you're at
work and get an urgent call from the local hospital...
The police will later on probably ask what's happened... and there will
probably be evidence enough to tell it was a golf ball that was the cause
of the explosion. Now what will you say? Suggestions;
a) - "Well Mr Policeman, we had a break-in earlier this year, and they
raided the freezer too, they only left some pork and some
cookies and brownies. They might have put it in one of the brownies!
What?
No, we didn't report the break-in, since no money was missing, we
thought the police had more important things to do."
b) - "Yeah, I put it in a brownie, I've read about golf balls and
putting them in microwave ovens. I never had an IDEA! that it would
be dangerous! I thought it would only cause a loud noise when
exploding! I truly regret what I have done, and hope that she will
forgive me." <- You'll get jail for this one!
Ok. Now you probably have a dozen of your own ideas, so I'll not keep you
occupied reading this. Go out and ruin someone's day/life now!
Phearless.. writing for Underground eXperts United... in January... 1992.
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Fun With Electricity...
Oh dear oh dear... Hobby Terrorists of today seem to have forgot one of the
most flexible tools in our time, electricity.
Since you all know what it is :) I'll jump to the next section at once, how
to use it in a true HT-way.
1) Light Chock (funny name, ey?)
Ok, the "light bulb bomb" was a success, but there are more effective ways
to torment your enemies. This is simple (most things are); open the
lights on/off button on the wall you want to prepare for your "friend",
take out the wires (there's two), and cut them open, [NOTE: THERE'S SOME
HEAVY VOLTAGE COMING YOUR WAY THROUGH THOSE WIRES, SO BE CAREFUL! ED.]
so the copper/steel cables inside are visible (about one or two inches).
Now, place the naked wires horizontal cross the button, and put tape on
both sides to make it stick (see example below).
Light Chock
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| | ...... = naked wire
| --------------- |
| |Button | | MM = tape
| |MM.........MM.> |
| |MM MM| | > = where the wire is put back
| |MM.........MM.> | behind the button, into the
| |MM MM| | wall
| | | |
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As this is surely easy to notice, of course you do this in a button that's
in some dark place. A closet, first light in the hallway etc etc.
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ACID HUMAN TERRORISM
by THE GNN/DC/uXu
This is a file that you should use if you really want to hurt someone.
It can be used on anyone, your parents, your girlfriend, your mates or
why not your teachers? Read the instructions, wait for the right time and
STRIKE!
1. THE PARTY DRINK
You are at a party. At this special party there's this jerk you just
can't stand. Fill 1/3 of a glass with acid, acetone or anything that
look clear and smell strong. Add some ice and a nice umbrella for
maximum effect. Later on the party, when your friend has got very
un-sober, give him the glass. He will probably drink it without a
sign of pain and walk away to peacefully to die somewhere else.
You don't have to offer someone the drink. Just place it on a table
during the party and I bet that some greedy bastard will pick it up
and think "Ah! Free drink!" and quickly drink it.
2. THE EYE REMOVER
Your girlfriend or mother or father or equal uses eye-droppers for
some cause? Sneak into the bathroom and empty the dropper and replace
the stuff with acid. This is very painful.
3. THE MOUTH REMOVER
So none of your friends are using eye-droppers? Ok, maybe they are
using these "plax" things that you wash your mouth with before
you brush them? I have studied people who use Plax and they never smell
or sip on the fluid they just drink it because they KNOW it tastes
good every day. Just replace it with something strong and watch
their tongues flush down the toilet.
4. THE RECTUM REMOVER
So your friend neither use eye-droppers or plax? Maybe he's using
enema? Many people who got problems with their stomach uses handy
rectal syringes that you can buy in 30-pack. Replace with...oh yes...
5. NICE CLOTHES
Who can stand these snobbish ass-licking creeps that walks around at
school/work and looks at you like you were a low-budget human?
Hide a bottle of sulfuric acid in your locker or desk and next time
the jerks walks by, pour some into a glass. Not too much! Then walk behind
them and throw it onto their back. They will not feel anything but their
clothes will disappear quickly.
This can also be fun to do on random people on the street.
6. FLOWER-POWER
Many people love flowers. Maybe your neighbour? You know, the dick
who shot your cat last week? Next time he's about to give them some
water let your friend distract him for a minute while you pour a
litre of acid into the bucket of water. Even if there's five litres
of water in the bucket, one litre is more than enough to kill all
the plants he feeds...
7. SOMETHING TO TRY ON THE COMPLETE IDIOT
Get a little bottle of glass and write "TEST 1" on it. Then write a
note who says "We have discovered that this substance increases the
size of a normal human penis with 1/3 of the original size in less
than one year. Simply pour the liquid over the forehead and...(etc)"
Stuff it all into a box and write the address of some non-existing
chemistry lab on it. Place it on the street. There's a good chance
that some idiot will find it and steal it. He will go home, he will
open it, he will read the note and then try it because you never
know, it MIGHT work...
But he will soon discover that 1/3 of his penis is GONE instead.
There's loads of other ways to terrorize your fellows with acid, but I
can't remember anything more right now. Anyway, I hope I have got your
brain to start thinking...
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You're absolutely right if you're surprised we're out with yet another
release. I am too, let me tell ya. I (The Chief) am doing my military
service right now (in the Air Force) so I have very little time to
write files. (little time = non at all), so I handed over the editor-
title to Phearless for the 1992 releases. As you might have noticed,
most of the uXu files are written by me, so I thought that release #3
would be the last one. Imagine my surprise when The GNN started to
produce files like a major corporation, and Phearless coming up with
three files for one release! Seems like we have a writer's gold mine
right here, don't it? What can I say? Thanks guys, and keep up the good
work!
As I said, I'm pretty busy this year with the service and all, but I
still get some time off to write a few files, like this index for
example. For release #5, I'll have a few files ready for y'all.
Member-News: Big A is no longer a member of uXu. This is because he
never wrote the files he promised us. Case closed.
We haven't been able to get in touch with any foreign
members/contributors which is sad, because we really
want you guys to write for uXu. REMEMBER: If you want
to contact uXu, Call:
(U.S) CONDEMNED REALITY (618/397-7702)
(SWE) INFO ADDICT (+46-###-####) (ONLY WEEKENDS!)
(SWE) INFORMATION NODE (+46-586-43766) (24HRS)
There you can write to PHEARLESS and ask about uXu.
He's in charge while I'm away.
What else? Well, we're trying to expand, as always, so if you're interested
in writing (about ANYTHING), contact us if you want your files to be spread
with the uXu logo to a wide range of countries (only Underground boards).
We don't have any deadlines, rules, censorship or demands for our writers.
We don't change anything you write. We only include the uXu logo to your
file(s). For members, we are happy if you write a minimum of 2 files/release
though (NOTE: that doesn't mean you Have to write 2 files/release). To
become listed as a member or contributor, you have to have written a minimum
of ONE file for uXu. Please state (when applying) which one you'd like to be
listed as; Contributor or Member.
Member --> Like stated above, we're happy if you write a minimum of
TWO files/release. You do have to write something for
each release to be listed as Member.
Contributor --> We don't expect you to write for each release. You
write when you have something to write about. We do
want you to write something for every 3 releases
to be listed as Contributor.
Support Board --> To become a support board, we have to check your
BBS first, so include number/name/nup when applying.
As a support board, you'll have one file-area for
uXu files and one for files TO uXu, where only the
uXu editor may download files.
Well, that's about it for this introduction. I hope you all have a
great 1992. Now check out the new files!
The Chief / uXu
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[00] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k
[01] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k
[02] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k
[03] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k
[04] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k
[05] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k
[06] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k
[07] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k
[08] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k
[09] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k
[10] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k
[11] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k
[12] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k
[13] Suicide! The GNN 5k
[14] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k
[15] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k
[16] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k
[17] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k
[18] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k
[19] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k
[20] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k
[21] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k
[22] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k
[23] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k
[24] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k
[25] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k
[26] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k
[27] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k
[28] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k
[29] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k
[30] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k
[31] The Truth The GNN 4k
[32] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k
[33] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k
[34] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k
[35] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k
[36] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k
[37] Anarchist Unite The GNN 4k
[38] A Jolly Good Day In School The GNN 6k
[39] Depth Charge The GNN 3k
[40] Depression The GNN 6k
[41] The Excuse The GNN 3k
[42] Childish Thoughts Phearless 4k
[43] The Anatomy Of Hate The GNN 4k
[44] Golf Ball Enjoyment Phearless 4k
[45] Fun With Electricity Phearless 3k
[46] Acid Human Terrorism The GNN 5k
[47] uXu Index #4 The Chief 15k
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[00] Introduktion Till uXu-S, Den Svenska Serien The Chief 4k
[01] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Dark Avenger Computer Sweden 4k
[02] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Sm<53> Notiser Computer Sweden 8k
[03] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.07 - Sm<53> Notiser Computer Sweden 5k
[04] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH Hackers Computer Sweden 5k
[05] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH S<>kerhet Computer Sweden 5k
[06] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - Sm<53> Notiser Computer Sweden 7k
[07] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - L<>senord Computer Sweden 6k
[08] Datav<61>rlden 1991 No.41 - Datorst<73>lder Datav<61>rlden 7k
[09] Datav<61>rlden 1991 No.41 - Smarta Kort Datav<61>rlden 5k
[10] Radio P1 'Kanalen' - CCC Kanalen 15k
[11] Blandade Tidningar - Sm<53> Notiser SvD,ID mm 6k
[12] VaktB - Best<73>mmelser f<>r vaktpersonal Phearless 32k
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December January December January December January Releases 1992:
037: "Anarchist Unite" by The GNN. The history repeats itself, told
here by The GNN. A pessimistic view on the system and how to get rid
of it, in a poetical way.
038: "A Jolly Good Day In School" by The GNN. Interesting story from
school by our productive member The GNN. What can you really do when
your teacher tells you that you're worthless? Study this.
039: "Depth Charge" by The GNN. The basic bomb-maker's instruction
on how to make a depth charge in the easiest way possible. Everyone
can do this, so why not try?
040: "Depression" by The GNN. Life can be easy, for some people.
For most though, it's hard and depressing, so here's something for
you all to be even more depressed by.. maybe you find that you're
not so depressed after all. The GNN, the depression meister.
041: "The Excuse" by The GNN. What do those second grade home-made
terrorists say when something goes wrong? Do they admit that they
made a mistake, or what? Find out by reading this informative file.
042: "Childish Thoughts" by Phearless. When you're young, you think
everything's so easy. "Not a problem" you say. Well, it's not that
easy when you find that you're not a kid anymore. But some of us have
decided to carry out our thoughts, no matter what.
043: "The Anatomy Of Hate" by The GNN. How can you say that you
hate when you're not sure what it means to really hate something or
someone? The word "Hate" gets dissected in this neat file by The GNN.
044: "Golf Ball Enjoyment" by Phearless. Yet another easy-to-make
terrorist thingie for the anarchist. You got someone you want to get
rid of? Well, check out this one from Phearless, our #1 contributor.
045: "Fun With Electricity" by Phearless. Phearless is back once
again with some projects for the home-anarchist. In this one, he
gives you even more ways to get rid of people you don't like.
046: "Acid Human Terrorism" by The GNN. The "bonus" file in our
fourth release. This is The best file on acid terrorism I have read
in a long time. The GNN gives you a whole bunch of neat ways to use
acids in your search for true anarchism.
047: "uXu Index #4" by The Chief. The fourth index is ready and
kickin'. Yes, it's The Chief's only file for uXu for this release
and the reason why is explained in the introduction to this file.
The index includes all uXu releases in Short format, the new files
in the Long format, as well as an introduction by The Chief, member,
contributor and support board lists, and of course, an updated list
of boards where to contact us.
[#47 also includes an Index for the uXu-S series]
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"AI"
by THE GNN/DC/uXu
"Visions, of the future..."
(trust)
As he entered the arcade, he knew that this was something special. During
the last years, arcade games had only been dumb machines who did what
you told them to do when you pulled and pushed a joystick.
But this was different. This was new. Everybody knew that the Virtual
Reality thing that came twenty years ago was amazing but that was only
child's play. The new AI games was the future. As always, there had been
some hard criticism against the AI arcades and some people claimed that
they had been brain-washed while playing. "Bullshit", he thought.
Some people just can't stand new technology.
Everything was silent in the big room. Arcades used to be noisy places
with sounds screaming from every direction. But now it was only
chairs, with people sitting in them with a large helmet over their
heads. Their eyes were dead, you could look straight into them but
they wouldn't see you. They were at another place in their minds.
What happened in their brains was a secret. He found it rather nice
that no one could watch what he did when he played. It made him
feel free, and that was the purpose. He loved it. Everybody did.
He looked around in the silent black room. Only one chair with the sign
"World War I" was free. He walked to it and sat down in the comfortable
chair. A voice started immediately to talk to him from above his head,
where the helmet was placed. "Welcome to World War I. Please place the
helmet over your head and wait". He already knew what would happen.
He had played before. A few seconds passed and then "Welcome. The scanning
of your files shows that you are healthy enough to play". That was
something he didn't like. It used to say "completely healthy" but now
it said "healthy enough". Could be anything which made it say that,
from a small cold to cancer. Frustrating. "Your credit shows 10 ecu which
is enough for you to play for 20 minutes. Do you want to continue?"
It's strange how nice the voice gets when it talks about money he thought.
"Yes", he said with a low voice. He didn't have to say it, the machine knew
it already from the positive waves in his brain.
He ran. The gun in his hand felt uncomfortable heavy. The ground was muddy
and it rained. Explosions and machine-gun fire was everywhere. Screams,
blood and death. The rain felt like stones from the black sky. His brown
uniform was wet. He had already killed many people when they attacked
the small camp. But the backup from the german army was tougher than they
ever could imagine. They must retreat.
He ran. Only one mile left, then he would be back in safety.
He made it. He survived. Life went on. He fought a couple of years more
on the front and he survived every attack. More years passed.
After six years, the war was over. He could go home.
<CLICK> "YOUR TIME IS UP!" <CLICK>
Light and a dizzy vision of himself sitting in the chair with
a hi-score table floating over his face. He looked around and watched
the big digital clock on the black wall beside him. Twenty minutes
had passed. But he had been gone for longer than that. "Damn!", he thought.
If he had got more credits on his account he could have fucked his AI
wife in the game and later been elected to a AI president. He knew
that because a friend of his had also played the game, but with more
credits. It wasn't so bad anyway. He had been in the war, and six years
was quite alright. "Ready?" a girl asked him who probably had waited
for a while. She looked quite irritated. It was normal that people
who just had left the AI game just sat and stared into the wall. They
had a whole life to remember and that was rather overwhelming. He
cleared his mind, looked at her, nodded and walked away. She sat down
and placed the helmet over her head. "Welcome...".
He felt quite relieved to hear some noise again. The street was as usual
packed with cars who made a terrible sound compared to the silence in
the arcade. His head was still a bit heavy from the WW1 experience
but it would go away after a few hours. This time he didn't take any
pills to forget all about it. He used to do that all the time when he first
started to play. The memories was too much for him to handle. But now
he just wanted to remember the shooting and explosions for a while.
They would go away and disappear after a few days anyway. He liked
the war games most of all. Many he knew only played "Life of..." games,
which were games where you could be just another human, living a
normal life. He didn't understand how people could play that kind of
games. No action, just being someone else. "I spent 300 ecu once and
lived a whole life in another town! It was great!", his girlfriend
once said. That hurt! He said that if she didn't like the life she had
with him, then she could go back and live her life in the arcade forever!
She tried to explain, but he didn't care to listen.
A memory came back when he sat on the bus home. He had met a soldier in
the game who turned out to be a german spy. He had been in charge of
the execution. He chuckled and felt once again the good feeling of the
kill. It was a strange feeling to have absolutely no idea who you
really was in the game. But that was a part of it all.
How could it be fun to live another life if you knew that you weren't
that person? It would loose the charm if you ran around with an axe in
ancient times, hunting trolls, knowing all the time that you are an
18-year old, living in the 20th century with no action at all.
How could you feel any pain if you knew it was faked?
He got some sand in his eyes when the bus rumbled away and continued.
The sun shined on him. A short walk and then he was in front of his house.
A small string of smoke came from the chimney and floated away with the
light breeze. In the garden
hi-score table
<CLICK> "YOUR TIME IS UP!" <CLICK>
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"ALARM!"
by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
"Alarm!"
(NitzerEbb)
Listen
The warnings are coming!
ALARM!
We are pushed towards our end!
God's footprints are over the earth
the only thing he found was a sign
It said "Where were you?"
ALARM!
Like a beetle under the foot
we are pushed towards our end
ALARM!
Wake up
from your "safe" sleep
ALARM!
Have you found the meaning of life
or are you still looking for nothing
ALARM!
Time flies
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ALARM!
God's footprints are over the earth
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but the only thing he found was a sign
with an A in a circle
ALARM!
happy days
because
a textfile who said
ALARM!
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THE UNCHARITABLE ROBBERY GAME BETWEEN FUTURISTIC FUGITIVES
CHAPTER THREE
When Castle opened his eyes, the first thing he saw was the very big
owner of the (now revealed) bingo-hall "Dartroom", Joe wearing his
Dartroom t-shirt, pants, cap and shoes talking to Castles 'friends'.
He tried to get up on his feet, but failed, so he started shouting
at his friends to come and help him.
"What is it NOW!?" Brown shouted back at him. "Why can't you just
stop fainting like everyone else?".
"Fine! Don't help me. When you're shot to pieces, calling for help,
I'll just laugh in your face, if I can find it."
Exactly at that moment, a big man with a beard so black you could
see stars through it, walked through the door, setting off the loud
music but seemed to like that particular tune, because he didn't
close the door behind him. Brown was the first to talk.
"So, what's YOUR problem? Can't close a door, eh?"
The big man, opened his coat, pulled out a machine gun and pointed it
at Brown. Castle threw himself over Brown and saved him from the
massive amount of bullets that came from it a second later.
Unfortunately, Joe, the Dartroom owner, who stood behind him was hit
instead.
"WHAT THE HELL'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!" Brown shouted to the big man.
"Oh, sorry about that.." he said, and put on his glasses. "Hey, you're
not J.J!"
"Let Uhh.. me Ahh.. introdaa..uce you to m..ouch my n-new f-f-friends
Jake." Joe said from the floor. "This is Mr Castle, the private eye
Mr Brown, a Doctor I believe, Mr Steinberg, the vital information man,
and last but not least the Semi-Half Naked Woman, a semi-half naked
woman. Everybody, this is Jake Thorn.
Some scattered "Hi"'s and "Pleased to meet you"'s reached Jakes ears
about two seconds later.
"Hey! Why did you try to kill me?" Brown asked Jake.
"Eh.. I'm pretty ashamed of that mistake really.." Jake said blushing.
"I really thought you said 'If you got any weapons, drop 'em, and hit
the floor'.. I mean, It's our game, J.J's and mine, the 'who robs this
joint first every month'-game, and you did look like J.J for a while
there. I'm really sorry man, can you forgive me?"
"Sure." Brown said. "Why not. Put it there my man!" <Slap> "And there!"
<Slap>.
"Now when we're all friends here, why not try to put your hands in the
air while I rob this nice place, ok?" Jake said pointing the gun at
Browns head. "Sorry about the accident Joe. Just see to it that you
get some medical attention and you'll be back on your feet in no-time!"
he said walking over Joe, to reach the safe. "Let me see now, 4-5-6-7-8,
right Joe?"
"Ye..ahh yeah. It's s-still the s-same co ohh.. combination-n-n.."
"Thanks Joe. See you next month". "And give my regards to J.J when he
stumbles in. Late as usual. Heh Heh Heh.." Jake said walking out the door.
Steinberg dialed 911, and asked for an 'ecnalubmA' which arrived
two days later.
"We just stopped for a burger and some dinner later on" they said.
When they carried Joe towards the ambulance he waved at Castle to
come forward.
"Come closer. Closer." he said and started to whisper something to
Castle who raised his eyebrows in astonishment!
"REALLY?!" Castle shouted as the ambulance drove away. "REALLY?!!".
In the corner of Johnson/47th a man watched the scene and swore.
"He's going to pay for this! Fuck yeah, he's going to pay!"
The man turned and started to walk down Johnson. "He will pay dearly.."
"Why did you save my life back there?" Brown asked Castle as they
started to walk down 47th Street towards the now totally stripped
Mercedes.
"I just didn't feel like laughing."
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HOW TO DEAL WITH THE POLICE
by THE GNN/DC/uXu
(A Mini-Mini file)
You don't need to read hundreds of KB to know how to avoid several
years in jail if your are suspected of a crime.
Why do you think they question you for several hours all the time?
Simple, they need your confession to put you in jail. If there's
no witnesses to the crime and no finger-prints, they can't bust
you unless you tell them the truth. It's hard to be questioned for
days but if you can take it, your chances of making it increases mega!
ALWAYS REMEMBER:
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EL PRESIDENTE - A MEASURE OF HANDGUN SHOOTING SKILL
by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
"I love violence"
(Sledge Hammer)
This text was adapted from "Guns & Ammo", February issue.
Written by Ken Hackathorn.
(c) 1992 by Petersen Publishing Co. All rights reserved.
I found it quite interesting, since I enjoy combat shooting.
Regardless of where you travel, men who pack a gun for serious purposes
often ask, "How do you tell if someone is really 'good' with a sidearm?"
Defining "good" is nearly impossible if you are referring to the skill levels
necessary to be a top practical shooter. In some circles a top PPC score will
dictate "good". In many Latin countries, a winning score on the Mexican
Defense Course will indicate who is "good". One can argue that a really good
combat pistol shooter will be capable of doing many things with his or her
sidearm. Precision shooting is important, as well as the ability to
neutralize multiple targets at close quarters rapidly. Certainly, smooth
concealed draws matter if the sidearm is worn under a jacket or shirt. If your
handgun normally carried in a police or military duty rig, then fast and
positive pistol presentation is very important. The ability to reload or
recharge your pistol and keep it in action is also a very desirable technique.
So when someone asks, "What does is takes to be 'good' with a fighting
pistol?" the correct answer is most often...a number of things.
Over three decades ago Col. Jeff Cooper was faced with the task of training
a palace guard for a Central American republic. As usual, the troops wanted
to know just what they could practice to stay in shape with their sidearms.
Col. Cooper advised them that one has to practise many skills to remain
proficient with any arm. But, if they wanted to test themselves from time to
time in order to evaluate their martial skills, there was a simple shooting
drill that would serve well. This drill is the famous "El Presidente,"
designed by Col. Cooper. It remains a classic pistol-shooting drill, and I
find serves as one of the best all-around tests of practical pistol skill
yet devised. We are talking about the mechanics of shooting, not the basics
of mindsets or tactics. These factors can be added later, as we shall discuss.
The original and "pure" form of the El Presidente is fired at 10 meters
(33 feet). Three silhouette targets are spaced 3 meters apart (9 feet edge
to edge). The shooter will start with his back to the targets, feet
parallel to the firing line.
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Hands will be normal at the sides or relaxed and clasped in the front. Your
handgun will be fully loaded and holstered. Spare magazines or speedloaders
will also be worn in a manner suitable for continued wear. Your sidearm and
spare ammo will be worn exactly as you would have them for everyday wear.
If you are not using police duty or military rigs, the sidearm will be worn
concealed. And concealed means that the gun or spares will not be noticeable
to a causal observer. If your sidearm is visible with the coat worn open,
then the jacket or shirt must be buttoned, zipped or closed to prevent any
exposure. Once the shooter declares that he is ready, the standby signal is
given, followed by a start signal. A whistle and stopwatch can be used or,
even better, one of the various electronic timers now on the market.
On the start signal, the shooter will turn, draw, and engage each target with
two rounds, make a mandatory reload, and engage each target again with two
rounds. This will require a total of 12 rounds fired. The time will stop on
the last shot fired. If you are using an IPSC target the scoring rings will
be scored A/B=5, C=4 and D=2. Standard police-type B27 silhouettes can be
scored in a similar manner. Total the score for each target, and note that
any misses will result in a ten-point penalty for eaxh miss. Since there is
a total of 60 points possible and the par time is 10 seconds, a final score
of 6.0 (score divided by time, or 60/10=6.0) is considered good. For the
simple form, we move the decimal and call this a 60. If the shooter fired
a score of 54 points total on the targets, and did it in 9.23 seconds, we
would divide 54 by 9.23 (54/9.23=5.8). A score of 58 is respectable.
Obviously, anyone with a score above 60 is very good. Top shooters will
normally shoot 70s, and anybody breaking 75 is considered really "good".
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The next time someone tells you that he is really "good" with a handgun,
remember that good means very little...until he measures up to a standard.
Sixty on the 'correct' El Presidente is a positive sign, and 75 or above
is really "good."
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For some, it's Friday the 13th. For others, it's some other day.
You all know what I'm talking about, right? Well, when THAT day
crawls upon you, you're never prepared. You might prepare for
years, but when the day comes, it is the day you never suspected.
My "day" is Friday the 17th. Let me tell you what happened last
time it was that day (namely January the 17th) to me and a friend
of mine.
BACKGROUND
I'm currently doing my military service in a town far away from
my hometown, and when going home on vacations, holidays and other
miscellaneous times, I have to take (in order) a BUS, SUBWAY, TRAIN,
BOAT and last a CAR to get to my house. This makes for a great story
right? True. Sad but true. Let's start this special friday then..
THE BUS
The bus leaves the base at 17:00. We're finished with the training
at 16:15. This leaves us with 45 minutes to take a shower, pack, clean,
eat dinner, and go (read: run) to the bus. No sweat. If you don't
make mistakes that is. At 16.20 we were off to clean the barrack.
Quickly, quickly now. The clock on the wall showed 16.35 when we
were ready for inspection. Amazingly enough, everything looked ok to
the captain, and as he went out through the doors, I hit the showers.
At 16.50 I was packed 'n ready to eat dinner, so me and a friend of
mine, let's call him Eric, went over to the dining-hall. WHAT A QUEUE!
It went out in the street even! We decided not to have dinner (what
a surprise eh?), but to wait and eat when we reached Stockholm at
about 19:15 with the bus. Said and done, we were off to the bus.
The second not-so-surprising fact was that the bus was full. They had
just ordered another one that would "be here in about 5 minutes, so
don't go away, or you'll miss it.". 30 minutes later the bus arrived.
ARRIVED AT STOCKHOLM 19:50
As you can see, we were 35 minutes late, so we ran to the nearest
Pizza Hut (after taking the subway to the train central to send our
luggage to the boat) and grabbed a Large 'Spicey N Hot' to share.
During the dinner, a couple sitting next to us started to act strangely
walking around the restaurant, with luggage, sleeping-bags and stuff
like that. When they'd finished eating. The woman took the luggage,
the sleeping-bags and their clothes and went out the door. The man
just sat there at the table. After about five minutes, he stood up
and tried to run to the exit. (No, they hadn't paid). A waitress
caught him, and dragged him back to the table. "Ok, Ok! I'll pay!"
he said, and when the waitress had gone to get their bill, he ran
upstairs to the toilets and locked the door. The manager called the
police, and they arrived (two squad cars and a van) with flashing
blue lights (which they didn't turn off). After about 30 minutes
of "talking with the criminal" he came out, and they took him downtown.
We actually had time for a couple of beers too, before it was time
for us to go to the train.
THE TRAIN
The train were to leave the station at 21:39, so we ran to the right
track, and jumped on the train five minutes ahead of time. Talk about
making it! 5 Minutes! That wasn't bad. Suddenly the train started to
move, 4 minutes before schedule. We just sat back, relaxing and thinking
that they probably just made up for some delay or something. It wasn't
until we noticed some strange stations the train stopped at, we started
to question if we were really on the right train. So, we asked a girl
sitting behind us. "I don't know if it's the train to the boat. I'm
only going half-way this line, and this train goes my way. Sorry.".
We decided that one of us should jump off at the next station and ask
the driver if it was the RIGHT train. At Huddinge Station I jumped off
ready to start running to the driver. The doors opened and....
When I crawled back up on my feet again, blood streamed out from a
hole in the left leg of my jeans, my hands were covered with blood
and gravel. Well, I didn't let that stop me, though my friend also
jumped off the train and helped me. The driver said "No, you took
the wrong train. You have to go back to the central and take the next
train to the boat." To check when the next train would leave, we had
to go to the ticket counter and ask. Of course the old crow behind
the counter was Finnish, and didn't speak Swedish very well. We tried
to get through to her for 15 minutes (the queue behind us grew and
soon started to shout and scream too). Finally, I grabbed her train-
book and went out to check for myself. That's when my watch died. It
just didn't work. As if that wasn't all, the last train to the boat
had left the central-station ten minutes ago and we had missed it.
BUS THEN?
We ran (I walked with a straight, bleeding leg, my friend ran) to
the bus central to see if there were any busses going to the boat.
"Sorry, you just missed the last one. It left fifteen minutes ago.."
What about Taxi then?, we asked. "Well, it'll cost you about $175.00
if you want to get there in time for the boat."
TAXI
We ran (once again, I walked) outside to grab the nearest taxi.
What did you expect? If we didn't make it to the boat, we would be
stranded, with no weekend to spend with girlfriends and so on..
Jumped into the nearest taxi, and shouted "TAKE US TO THE BOAT
AS FAST AS POSSIBLE!". The driver, aged about 25-27 just stepped
on the gas, and we screeched out into the traffic. As you might know,
there's a lot of "black" taxis out there. People driving to make
money, taking "special price just for you" and also criminals who
drives these cars, just waiting for some unsuspecting victims to
rob and kill on some nearby, small, dark street. This guy looked
like one, and we didn't have time to check the car before we jumped
into it. He really started by saying "So, how much do you want to
pay for this trip, guys?". I just waited for him to make a turn
somewhere and pull out a gun, BLAM BLAM, and we're history.
But, what the hell, we said "We'll pay $90.00". And the driver
just nodded and didn't say a word. We zzwoshed down small roads
at a speed of 190km/h (yes, it was a Mercedes) listening to him
talk about his 'friends'. One of them apparently was in jail. Not
a Swedish, comfortable one, no no, he was doing time (12 years for
stealing a safe) in Greece. Then he started to discuss the drug prices
these days. Boy, was it expensive these days or what?!. Oh yeah, he
got his drivers licence back last week. The cops had taken it for
"reckless and drunk driving" three months ago. He went on and on
and we started to write our wills.
Amazingly enough we arrived at the harbour 10 minutes before the
boat would leave, and he charged us $90.00 as well. We didn't believe
it first, but when the car drove away, we did. Pretty cool guy really.
<grin>.
THE BOAT
When we opened the door to the cabin we'd got, we couldn't but notice
the two other old dodderers who were also to share the cabin. Ok, I
cleaned my wounds, and tried to get some sleep. What a joke! One of
the oldies snored like a couple of elephants and the other moaned and
groaned in his sleep. All night. I'm surprised the sea was calm though,
because the last time we went by boat, it was storm. But, we finally
arrived at 05:45 in the morning.
THE CAR
Of course we got the latest model, the fastest, the best equipped car?
Hahhahaha. Well, a Renault R5, model 1980-ish. I couldn't drive very
well with my leg in the shape it was, but I made it home at least.
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Well, that's what happened that friday. I won't go into what happened
when I went to see a couple of doctors (both civilian and military)
about my leg, and how they differed in judgement (amazing).
So what can we learn from this story? Hell, I don't know. I'm just
entertaining those who enjoy having fun at other people's misfortune
here. If you want to learn, go read a school-book or something.
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"ERRORS"
by THE GNN/DC/uXu
"In space no one can hear you scream..."
(S.P.O.C.K)
"Where did you see it?"
The moglam pointed a small finger towards the desert. Then he ran away
in panic and disappeared into the maze of the yellow rocks.
Robert turned around and looked the way the moglam had shown him. Nothing.
He didn't like the black desert. Chilly winds and dangerous animals
everywhere. For a while he thought about forgetting all about it and
return to his Mobile Jet hidden in the rocks and return to the base.
But he couldn't. He concentrated his mind and cocked the brain beam
gun. A red light on his left glove confirmed the action.
And he started to walk.
The moglams had been quite harmless. If the humans just protected them from
the dangers on their planet they would accept a strategic base. Robert
had been one of the first crews and he quickly got the job as an Moglam
Protector. It was an easy job. Every time a moglam needed help he would be
there. Moglams were stupid. They couldn't use a gun. They couldn't
kill. So every time a desert animal decided to get something to eat, they
were a good prey.
When the radio screamed that morning about a moglam sending emergency
signals via the PlanetCom he expected to find another animal rampaging
one of their villages. But when he came to the place where the signals had
been sent he just found an lonely moglam. No animal. When he asked about
what had got him to send the signals he just answered "Bright light! Hot!".
The black sand of the desert was not especially nice to walk on. He didn't
want to use the Mobile Jet. He suspected that the "bright light" could be
a leak from the green nuclear pipeline placed in the desert. And that would
destroy the magnetic fields in the engine. His HUD radar didn't show any
animals around. Good. The only thing he wanted to do now was to walk for
half an hour and then return to the base with a "false alarm" report.
He knew that they could be watching him. He just had to do something that
looked good. After a while he reached the middle of the desert. In front
of him, he could see the yellow northern rocks. Behind him, the southern
rocks. He switched the HUD radar display to a view of all metals around.
The green nuclear pipeline was just below him. No leaks.
"Moglams..."
He said some dirty words about the moglams and were just going to walk back
to the Mobile Jet when he saw the light. It came from the left horizon
towards him, flying over the desert. He had never seen anything like that in
his whole life. It was bright orange and flew between the southern and
northern mountains. He switched over to long-distance radar and discovered
that the light travelled with an incredible high speed. It would reach him
in...less than thirty seconds. He would never make it to the safe rocks in
time. He regretted that he hadn't use the gun faster when the complete
system of his suit broke down. Everything got silent and dark. The sounds
of the wind blowing in the black desert reached his mind. He knew he
was going to die and that he couldn't do anything about it. The orange
light came closer. He closed his eyes. Before the light burned him
to nothing he heard something. A scream. An electronic scream.
The file would be his in a few minutes. He just had to wait. Downloading
is a necessary evil he used to say. But what was that? A sudden error on
the transfer?
"What a worthless line..."
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"ETERNAL LIFE"
by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
Dedicated to Phearless -
the man who will never accept the fact
that movement is impossible
A fully working time machine. Charles took another walk around it,
feeling its cold shiny shell with his hand. He could see his own
face on it, reflecting from the metal.
"This is my ticket to the Nobel Prize..."
His workshop during the last two years had been his own garage. His wife
had complained (as usual). She didn't want to park the car on the lawn.
As if THAT was some kind of problem? He was creating a incredible machine
and she came dragging with nonsense.
"And whatthehell is that stupid thing you are working on, anyway? Looks
like an atomic bomb! Don't tell me you have read The Terrorists Handbook,
AGAIN?"
To stop the discussion, he did as he always did; he threw her out and closed
the door to the garage. Then he worked, worked and worked. He bought
materials in the local supermarket or ordered the more hi-tech equipment
from amateur radio stores. Days and nights. No sleep. Little food (often
given to him on a plate together with the latest bills. He ate the food
and used the bills to warm up the garage in the winters).
He didn't remember exactly when he got the idea. Actually, he had forgotten
WHY he got the idea a long time ago. It was so simple...anyone could do it.
But he had just done it. The metallic capsule in front of him in the
cold garage was the proof.
"Incredible...", he whispered with a smile.
He opened the door to the garage and ran to the house in a sudden need of
showing his masterpiece to someone. Even if it had to be his wife. The sun
shined on him and the birds sang. This was HIS day!
But when he reached the door something struck him. What would happen if
it didn't work? He had not thought about that. It could lead to disaster!
Imagine if it just said "cough" and then nothing happened. Imagine if
he actually HAD constructed a atomic bomb without knowing about it!
"Maybe I'm a victim of russian brain-washing!"
He turned around and ran back into the garage. He locked the door and
looked at his construction again, with sweat dripping from his head.
"I must do a test drive", he thought.
It was easy to operate the machine. You just had to push a button on
the outside, step inside, close the door and select a year. A short
moment of waiting and then - woosh! Back to the past! His first
problem was what year to select. Last year? Last decade? He thought
for a while and decided to go back one year and watch himself building
the machine.
The machine landed on the lawn outside his garage. He heard himself
working inside the garage, throwing metal pieces on the walls and screaming
"heureka!" all the time. Then he saw his wife. She sat in the car beside him
and tried to start it. Strange. She didn't see him standing on the lawn with
the machine.
"Maybe she doesn't recognize me!"
Then he almost banged his head to the wall in anger and understanding.
How could he be so stupid! Of course she couldn't see him! He was a man
of the future, just visiting the past. He was invisible to everyone in
this time. Which meant that all objects around him must be abstract
things. He took a great step into the garage wall and almost knocked
himself unconscious.
"A true miscalculation!", he said while laying on his back on the lawn.
He decided to leave. He could go back another time to watch himself
build the machine instead of doing a lot of mistakes now. He could die
in this time! Then no one would see or understand his work. Except
for his wife then, she would probably understand. She could operate
it and tell the world. She could be famous. He decided to return quickly.
Charles had done another miscalculation. A few minutes after he had left
his present time, his wife entered the garage with an axe. She called
his name sweetly but he didn't answer. He had a good reason tough. He was
in another time. But she didn't know about that. She raised the axe and
turned the time machine into a pile of worthless dust.
"It's gone! FINALLY! BACK TO A NORMAL FUCKING LIFE!"
Charles life would never turn normal again. His body tried to enter the
present time but couldn't find any door. The machine exploded in the
space of time due to overload. So did his body. Everything exploded in
the space of time and disappeared forever. Charles himself, came screaming
out from a hole in the space and landed on the roof of his garage.
Something had gone wrong. He looked around and saw his wife walk away
with a axe in her hands, laughing. He jumped down and rushed to the door.
After dozens of tries he discovered that he couldn't open it.
He had no hands. He didn't even have a body!
He accepted the facts after a few hours. He wasn't longer alive. He
was just a spirit floating around in the present time. His body and
the machine was gone. Only his mind was left. He cheered himself up
by thinking that it could have been worse. Now he could do things
he always wanted to do. He could go to the cinema for free. He could
sneak into other peoples bedroom at night. No one would ever notice
him again.
Years passed. He flew all around the world and saw new generations
come to life. Cultures, music, food. He saw it all and cried to the
silence "Touch it! Please, let me touch it!". But he could never do
that again. He danced on the clouds. He dived in the seven seas.
Decades and thousands of years passed. He saw countries fight and
die. He saw the pollution kill the human being. Life returned however,
but not until six millions years later. He saw it all.
He got tired of planet earth. Space screamed "Explore me!" in his mind.
Planets, moons and The Milky Way. Everything was his. He watched suns
explode and die. Black holes took him to other places where no man ever
had gone before. In his mind, only one thing echoed; "Will I ever die?".
The Big Crunch came. The entire universe changed direction. Billions
of years later, everything was only a big ball. After a few billion
years more, it was time. Another universe was about to be born. He had
solved all the mathematical problems while waiting. The ball started to
implode and then it exploded. Tears fell in his mind.
Voices. He suddenly heard voices. He looked around. Nothing. Then he
heard it again. He started to move closer to the sound. After a while
he heard the voices all around him.
"What an explosion guys! Now we only got to wait a couple of
billion billion years more to the next time!"
"Very funny! What do you say? Should we wait here or move to a better
place to see it?"
Laughter. Then someone suddenly talked directly into his mind.
"Hey! There's someone else here! Who are you?"
What should he do? He concentrated hard.
"I'm Charles Wilson. Who are you?"
A chorus of hellos and greetings welcomed him. They never seemed to
stop. Different voices, different languages. But it didn't matter,
he understood all of it. The voice that called him the first time
talked to him again.
"Welcome to our crowd, Charles! Strange that you haven't met us
before! We have been around here in deep space for quite a while!"
He knew the question was stupid but he had to ask.
"Are you lost souls, like me?"
He heard laughter again.
"No", the voice answered. "We are just old time-machine constructors!"
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"WHAT GOES AROUND..."
by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
"Let's do it!", said the American president one day.
"Let's do it!", said the Russian president one day (but in a slight
different language).
And so they did.
After hundreds of years, the both super-powers finally decided to cut
the crap and send all nuclear weapons to hell. Another dawn had
risen. It was not cool to own nuclear weapons in a time of peace and
understanding. The year was 2055. People were happy and loved each other
to the limit. No more wars or killing.
Abu "the saint" Rachmed was the one responsible for the destruction of the
weapons. He and his crew had worked days and nights to find a way to get
rid of the "crap" in a peaceful way. After nine days one of the crew members
came crawling from the room and said "We will send it to space" before
he fell to the ground and slept for another nine days.
Abu thought it was a good idea. They built thousands of rockets covered
with flowers and happy messages to "Mr Space". Then they took all the
nuclear weapons and stuffed them into the rockets and sent them to space.
"Bye, bye nuclear weapons", the population of earth screamed as the first
rocket flew away to nowhere.
However, a slight miscalculation occurred. A dozen of the rockets crash-
landed on the comet of Halley's. Since all members of the staff who were
meant to watch the rockets disappear were out dancing in the streets,
nobody noticed that. Actually, since EVERYBODY were dancing in the streets
all night long, every day, nobody noticed that a computer in a room at a
space-center happily gave a perfect outprint of the data of Halley's
new course, 2061. It said in a jolly way that the comet would crash
on planet earth. Six years later the comet crashed in the middle east
and killed ten million dancing humans. Another billion were killed when
the old nuclear weapons exploded.
"Damn!", said the presidents (and got a jolly slap on the butt, a
"punishment" for the naughty word).
Life went on. People continued to be happy. The peaceful spirit couldn't
be killed! A thousand years passed.
"Haha! Time for another planet to bite the dust!", said Captain Tempest
from planet Destructo. He had been a problem-child from the beginning
and when sixty strange rockets landed on his lawn nobody could stop him
from using the horrible weapons that he found inside. He quickly entered
his small vessel and hit the universe to destroy things.
Dancing, the human population were blown to nothing when Captain Tempest
decided to use the weapons on the small planet, a million light-years
from his home planet. Laughing, he went back home.
Life returned. From dust, a light. From light, a human. It took
billions and billions and billions of years for the dust to become
a human. But one day, the first human opened his eyes and said:
"I made it!"
He started to dance. Happiness had returned to planet earth once again.
Then he suddenly stopped. He went to the edge of the planet and watched
the universe.
"May the weapons never return again!", he screamed to the silence.
Then he heard a sound behind him. He turned around and discovered that
Einstein was right. Universe is bent. With a loud sigh, he was turned
into nothing when thousands of rockets with the nuclear weapons came from
the other direction and crash landed on the other side.
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I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!
by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
"We are the robots..."
(Kraftwerk)
READ THIS FILE FAST BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
Still walking around believing that you are a normal human being? HA!
Trust me, you are fooled! You have never been born, you have never been
alive. They placed the last memory bank in your head and turned you on.
Within seconds you remembered a fake life as it had been real. But the
truth is that all you is a machine.
Don't you believe me? Can you prove that i'm wrong? Your "memories" are
faked, you got them some days ago. All people around you are watching
every step you take. They have built this small "world" to watch how
you work. It's not big, but it tends to be huge. Every time you
close your eyes they can turn you off and inspect you. They can move
you to other places, while you think that you are moving by yourself.
Have you actually seen yourself in the past? No, you just REMEMBER yourself.
It's all a dream constructed by someone else. The only thing you can be sure
of is that your "life" started before you begun to read this file. This is
a dangerous file constructed by a man who have decided to let you know the
truth. I know the truth.
Look at the door! They are coming to get you. They know that something
is wrong and now they are on their way to stop you. Your mother, father
or wife is right now calling the HQ in the radio to tell them that there's
something wrong. Something wrong. You are not meant to read this.
They will turn you off and give you another memory. You will never remember
that you have read this file. Your eyes will close a moment and when you
look up, you will be watching something else. They are coming to get you.
I'm talking to YOU! Not the other people who have read this! They are
probably trying to trace me. I must be stopped before YOU read this file!
But it's to late, because you ARE reading this! I knew it would reach
you in time.
How do I know who you are? Simple, all the people in your "world" know that
you are faked. That's why we are here. We are employed by them to watch you.
Do you want proof? I can't give you any proof, since you are the proof.
Look at you! Feel your body. It's only metal with soft skin around.
It feels and looks like real. But it's faked. Faked, faked, faked!
You can't die. How come you haven't died? Because you can only be
turned off and replaced. It doesn't matter if you loose an arm or if
your entire body is crushed. Your electronic brain will continue to work.
They will only turn you off and replace the broken parts. A new memory
and you are ready to go again.
Look at the door! Any second they will come in and turn you off! It's
not to late to find out the truth! You can't die!
WHO ARE YOU?
WHO ARE THEY?
FIND OUT NOW, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
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WHAT IS THIS?!
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Let me explain. For some time now, the members of uXu have discussed a
new idea; to have some sort of award for good textfiles. Maybe you feel
this is a bad idea, but actually it's really needed today. Here's why;
*) We all know there's 1000's and 1000's of textfiles out there, right?
Some good, some bad. Some copied from old ones, and some brand new.
A lot of files with different names, which really are copies or just
the same old files, just renamed.
Here's four questions for ya..
1) How can we lower the rate of copied/reproduced/renamed files?
2) How can we tell if a file is new or old before downloading it?
3) How do we know which files are authentic/informative/useful?
4) How can we get great new files & have fun at the same time?
The answer: We start a Textfile-writer's Awards Competition!
I know you now have a lot of questions and still don't think this
is a good idea, but please, read through this file, and if you
then still feel the same, ok.
I bet all of us have downloaded duplicates, copies, renamed files,
or just plain bad files. I counted my duplicates and found that
about 20% of my files were renamed/copied ones. When it comes to
counting bad files, I'm not the one to judge for everyone else, but
for myself, for me, about 30% of my textfiles were useless old junk.
If I wrote how much money was spent on downloading these files, you'd
start to see the benefits of such a Competition we're trying to start.
If I knew the files were bad/copies BEFORE I downloaded them, ok.
Then I could blame no-one but myself. If I knew that THOSE files
had been awarded, then I'd know they can't be duplicates, and I'd
know that they're new. I can trust those who voted the files to be
good if I'd like, and I can find out for myself (it's a personal
judgement) but I'd still know that it's new material and not some
old junk.
I could go on and on about this, but I hope by now you begin to
understand what I'm getting at.
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THE PLAN
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Here's how we planned to do this; (example: 1992)
1) From 01-Jan-92 until 30-Nov-92: Nothing happens.
2) From 01-Dec-92 until 15-Dec-92: Those who want to participate
in the competition starts to upload their textfiles to the
(later) listed AWARD boards. BUT ALSO;
BIG NOTE: Anyone can upload textfiles for the competition!
--------- If you have found a file that you think is great,
then why not give it a chance and send it in?
You don't have to be the author of the file!
But please note: THE AUTHOR's handle and a BBS
where he/she can be located MUST come with each
file! If that info is missing, we delete the file.
NOTE 2: The file MUST have been written during 1992!
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3) From 16-Dec-92 until 20-Dec-92: We (the members of uXu) collect
the files from the AWARD boards and distribute them to those
who are to vote (the judges).
NOTE: The Judges are those who were placed 1-3
in each genre the year before, so there's
a mixture of new judges each new year.
The first year (this year), we in uXu have taken it upon us
to be the judges, to start the whole thing, and therefor we
won't vote for our own files which is only fair and the way
it is, so we're counting on YOU to participate this first
time, and to be the first to receive an award!
4) From 21-Dec-92 until 31-Dec-92: The judges have time to read
the files and to vote. They will select 10 files from each
genre (see GENRES below), and award them with points from
1-10. 10 for the best of course, 9 for the second best, and
so on. Only ONE file/genre can get 10, only ONE can get 9,
and so on, from each judge.
5) From 01-Jan-93 until 05-Jan-93: We (the uXu members) collect
the votes and count them. Then we make a top-list and release
a Writer's Awards file with all the participating authors/
files listed and their positions. Also included, the comments
(if any) from the judges, and the normal chat around the awards.
We also list each judges top-10, so they can check that we're
not cheating, or changing the points awarded.
6) 06-Jan-93: The 3 files from each genre that got the highest
points are released with a "## PLACE IN THE 1992 WRITER'S AWARDS"
mark in a new WINNERS Textfile-Series. No-one but the Authors
become famous.
The next year (1993) those 9 authors (three from each genre) who
won in 1992, will be the judges, and can of course participate
again if they like to. And then it starts from 1) again.
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SO WHAT DO YOU THINK?
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Now that you have read this far, what do you think about it? Doesn't it
sound like fun? We can get a top-class textfile-series with the best of
the best textfiles, from the greatest authors/writers, who gets credit
where credit is due. It's a challenge for those who really work with
their files, and it's a sure thing for those who appreciate good files,
because
ANYBODY CAN WIN!
Important: GENRES
We plan to have THREE different genres to get some sort of order, and
to make sure we're covering all interests out there. These are the
genres:
1) Fiction
2) Underground
3) Everything else
1) FICTION -> This genre cover Stories. Good fiction/real life stories.
2) UNDERGROUND -> Here we have the big ones; Hacking, Phreaking, Anarchy,
Alchemy and whatever you might come up with from the
underground.
3) EVERYTHING ELSE -> You just write whatever you want. This genre is
for everything not covered by the two others.
Like for example, Lyrics, Homework, Weird stuff
etc.
So, each genre has its winner, 2nd placed and 3rd placed file. This means
we'll have three winners, three 2nd placed and three 3rd placed files
each year. So whatever your topic is, you've got a chance to win.
Also Very Important: It doesn't matter if the file has been released
already during the year in some other way. If the Author's handle and
a BBS where he/she can be contacted is sent with the file, and it has
been released the same year, the file can participate.
For example (1992):
1) You read a file which is written/released during 1992 which you
think is great. The file contains the Authors Handle & a BBS
where he/she can be contacted.
=> The file CAN participate in the Writer's Awards.
Another example (1992):
1) You read a file which has been written/released BEFORE 01-Jan-92
which you think is great. The file contains the Authors Handle
& a BBS where he/she can be contacted.
=> The file CAN'T participate in the 1992 Writer's Awards.
Another example (1992):
1) You write a file during 1992 and send it in with your handle and
a BBS where you can be contacted.
=> You CAN participate with that file in the 1992 Writer's Awards.
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The file MUST come with the Author's Handle & a BBS where he/she
can be contacted! Otherwise, the file is automatically disqualified!
The file HAS to be Written during the same year as the current Awards.
A file written BEFORE 1992 can't participate in the 1992 Writer's
Awards. A file written before 1993 can't participate in the 1993
Writer's Awards. Easy to understand, right?
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CONCLUSION
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If you have any questions, comments or anything you'd like to know,
contact your nearest uXu-ian on one of these boards below.
Name Number uXu-ian(s)
Info Addict +46-###-#### The Chief, Phearless, The GNN
Sedes Diaboli +46-586-43766 Phearless, The Chief, The GNN
Condemned Reality (618)397-7702 The Chief, Phearless
Demon Roach Underground (806)794-4362 The Chief, Phearless
Ripco ][ (312)528-5020 The Chief
Lunatic Labs (213)655-0691 The Chief
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SQUIB JOKE
by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
"You gonna make the nation proud of you!"
(Techno Quake)
Thanks Phearless - one source for inspiration.
This is a simple but fun joke for all you sick guys who just like to
make people go mad. It's disgusting, it's horrible, it causes permanent
brain damage for the victims...and it's cheap!
You'll need:
1) 20 ML Syringe
2) Small tube - Length varies
3) A red fluid
There are many variations on this one and some are better than others.
We did like this: We filled the syringe with the fluid and put the
tube on it. I placed it in my pocket and placed the end of the tube
under my arm so it pointed against the chest (under my clothes naturally).
Then we entered one of these money-hungry supermarkets who just
sell food while catching as many shop-lifters as possible. My friend
walked to one of the staff and whispered "Hey! I saw that guy steal
something!" and pointed at me. "Aha! Good citizen! We'll take care of
this! Go away!".
As we expected, the lame jerk ran to some other members of the staff
and surrounded me. "What have you stolen?!", they screamed.
"Nothing, I said.". We argued for a while and just when they where on
their way to take me to one of these "inner rooms" my friend came
running. "DON'T WORRY! I TAKE CARE OF THIS!". He ran up next to me
and pulled a realistic toy gun and fired a loud shot.
I pressed the syringe hard and the red fluid splashed all over the
inside of my skirt. I fell screaming to the floor and "died" while my
friend ran away. "Blood" dripped all over me and the floor.
Chaos. The female staff fainted and achieved serious brain damage.
The others just got crazy. "Did you see that...he...KILLED him!"
After a while I ran away. MORE CHAOS! "He...he...oh god what happened?".
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cops around, they will not understand that it's a joke until after they have
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"shooting" myself in the mouth. In front of a crowd, hehehe!
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"THE VOICE"
by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
Strix ran through the corridors with the paper in his hand. The three
legs wouldn't go fast enough. He reached The Office, stopped and took
and deep breath. Then he opened The Door to The office and entered.
Faces looked at him from every part of a round table in the middle of
the room.
"Well Strix, any news?"
He held the paper high in the air so everybody could see it. It
contained strange numbers and words that no one could understand.
"We did it! We have discovered another planet with life!"
Chaos. The Leaders jumped high in the air, danced on the table and
screamed in happiness. Strix felt like joining them but realized that
it wasn't a good idea. He was just a Student of the sy-77 School Of
Investigation Of Uninvestigated Places In The Universe. The Leaders
would probably take it personal if he identified himself with them.
They calmed down after a few minutes and returned to their places with
stone cold faces.
"Good Strix. Investigate their messages and return."
They had worked with the problem for years. Signals, unknown to their
machines had been detected from a small planet far away. The problem
was that they couldn't prove if it was mutated echoes from their own
equipment or messages from another world. They worked night and day,
with all four arms working at the same time, to solve the problem.
"Anything new?", Strix asked as he returned to the room.
Hi-tech equipment was placed everywhere. He had to step over five
boosters to the main Detector when he wanted to enter his seat.
Mr Nagy Nagy looked at him.
"Nope. Just the ordinary sounds. They must be voices, but the new
translation module hasn't arrived yet. I don't get a shit of what
they are saying."
Strix placed the ear to the loudspeaker and listened. Yes, it must be
voices. But what on Hil could it be saying? Mr Nagy Nagy continued.
"We have discovered another interesting thing. We can hear other voices
at the same time, but weaker. I think it can be amateurs who are
sending messages to space at the same time. Who knows? Then there's
many different people who speak on the same frequency as the one
that's the strongest. The main speaker is however the one we hear
most...eh...aggressive...he must be the one who we should translate
when the module arrives!"
Strix nodded. Strange that they hadn't heard anything from the planet
earlier. They had scanned that system before.
The Universal Translation Module arrived the very next day by speed-
mail from The Universal Translation School. It was a handy machine
with a microphone in one end and a printer in the other.
"Damn! Why isn't that voice sending now!", Mr Nagy Nagy said desperately.
"Calm Down!", Strix replied. "You know they are not sending all the
time! We just have to wait until they begin again!"
Strix understood Mr Nagy Nagys impatience. This was the day. They tried
to kill time by playing cards but Mr Nagy Nagy couldn't concentrate.
He ran to the loudspeaker all the time and listened.
"Ahh...mmm...nothing yet!"
After one hour the voice suddenly begun to speak. They threw everything
they had in their hands and rushed to the module.
"Turn it on for gods sake! Place the mic to the speaker! Quick!"
Strix already knew what to do. He placed the module to the speaker and
turned it on. The machine listened and begun to translate.
They read the text that slowly came from the machine with a joy that
quickly transformed into fear.
He walked to The Office with slow steps. This was not good at all.
He explained to The Leaders that the messages had been destructive
ones, who kept talking about death and war. They shook their heads
and mumbled disappointed words.
"We cannot take the risk to make contact with them!", one of The Leaders
said. "They can be dangerous!"
Everybody agreed. One turned to Strix and said:
"Place the planet on the black list and send it to all other known
systems! It must be kept isolated!"
Strix did as they said. He sent a message to all other systems with a
warning to stay away from the planet. When he returned to the room
he saw Mr Nagy Nagy packing the tapes and papers with the voice into
a box.
"Going to the cellar.", he said with a sad look.
Strix stepped over a booster and picked up a tape.
"I'm just going to listen to them for the last time."
Mr Nagy Nagy stopped his packing and listened too with a calm face.
For the last time, they listened to the voice that they had discovered.
They didn't understand anything of it without the module, except that
it was a dangerous voice.
"...ACHTUNGSIEGHEILSIEGHEILSIEGHEI..."
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TORTURE WITH THINGS LAYING AROUND AT HOME
by THE GNN/DC/uXu
"Listen carefully..."
(242)
Aha! I don't know how you made it or why you did it, but for some reason you
got yourself a human inside a house that you have to get some information
from. And the best way to do that is of course - torture!
Unfortunately, our "civilized" culture doesn't give you any items for
torture so you'll have to improvise...
This file can be used anytime. It requires that you have strapped the
"victim" (haha) to a chair or equal preventing him from escaping
when the light turns red.
1. CHEMICALS
Your house is full of chemicals! Many of them are dangerous and can
be used to achieve pain. Some examples: Ammonia, very strong and
painful. Put a glass under his nose and make him smell it. He will
probably be poisoned after a short while.
Alcohol: Ahh...force him to drink things that makes him go drunk.
When the liquid cabinet is empty, use common perfumes, roll-on,
after-shave...all of them contains alcohol.
Strong acids: Can be found in the basement. Give him a shower.
2. THE SAUNA
Got yourself a sauna in the house? Great. Turn it on at maximum
effect and throw the victim inside. He will talk in a few hours
and drop dead after a few more. If your sauna got a good ventilating
system, the floor can be rather cold so nail him to a chair to be
sure of 100% effect. If he won't talk anyway, open the door and
burn his body to the hot stones. Talking about burning it leads
us to...
3. THE OVEN
Well...I guess you know what to do. Turn on the oven and place his
head inside it and keep it there until he speaks. Me and my friend
tried a rather advanced method last year, when we needed to know
where our neighbor had his money. We placed his new-born child
in the oven and turned it on. He talked quick. But we didn't really
care about the money, we just wanted to have some fun. We forced
his wife to eat the dead child afterwards. Ha, good ol' days.
4. THE FRIDGE
This one is also very fun. Empty the fridge and remove all shelves.
Place the victim inside and wait...This is actually more painful
than the sauna trick.
5. CIGARETTE LIGHTERS AND CIGARETTES
This is a classic method used all over the world. Speak calm to the
victim, offer him a smoke etc... When he has gotten real cool
press the cigarette onto his hand, face or why not into one of his
eyes. The lighter can be used to burn parts of his face or if
you are real cruel - his scrotum.
Acetone is often used to remove nail polish. This burns quicker
than gasoline which means that it is very easy to control. Smear
his throat with it and light him up. His face will soon turn black.
6. ELECTRICITY
The power in a common lamp is enough to kill a human after a few
minutes. The easiest way to get a good and secure stungun is to
remove the glass bulb from a lamp. Now you got two metal strings
sticking out and when these two are placed against a body - zap!
Another version is to throw the victim into a bathtub and dip the
"stungun" into the water.
7. WATER
This is also very classic. Fill a bucket of water and press the
victims head into it. You can also use the bathtub. Begin with
30 sec then advance to minutes.
8. DESTRUCTION
If you don't want to hurt your victim you can tie him to a chair
and destroy his possessions in front of him. Begin with the ordinary
garbage like the TV, VCR etc etc If he doesn't talk, destroy things
that might mean something to him. Old photos, books, diskettes...
9. KNIVES AND OTHER SHARP THINGS
Kitchen-knives? Just give him some light wounds over the body and
watch his scared face when he realizes that the pain is his last
problem. His life drains away when the blood begin to drip...
If you don't want him to die, give him some scars and then use
salt in the wounds.
Place nails on painful areas: In the ass, in his eyes, on his dick,
in his mouth etc etc
10. BB GUNS
Oh, BB guns are painful! Even the crappiest one gets cool when you
begin to shoot your victim from a close range. Aim for his face.
The little nasty bullets penetrates the skin and stays there.
When he screams, place one into his mouth. And for gods sake, don't
forget his eyes!
11. THE STEREO
This method is probably the most effective one of you really want
to hurt your victim. It will make him go mad, take away his pride,
splat his brain and turn him into a vegetable after a few hours.
Turn on maximum volume and force him to listen to Michael Jackson,
New Kids, Bob Geldoff or Magnus Uggla.
This should be enough for you to get some own ideas. Remember! You house
is full of nasty things! Who needs advanced equipment? No one!
A final hint: If possible, use your victims house. You don't want to
turn your OWN house into a mess, do you?
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[ uXu INDEX 08-Mar-92 ] [ By THE CHIEF ]
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It's a bit hard for me to cope with all of this. I guess you don't
know what I mean, so I'll tell you. Since uXu started, only four
releases ago, we have produced over 60 files. I know some files are
pretty bad, but most of them are actually good. This may sound like
bragging to you, but I never thought we'd produce anything worth
releasing after the 1:st release! I was wrong. I'd like to thank
The GNN for keeping the hope up, and for continuing to write great
files, when everything else seemed to go the other way. I think it
helped us all to continue when we really felt like quitting.
Another subject now. Are we cloning cDc?
Do you, our readers, feel that we're taking their material, or that
we're trying to make our stuff look like their (really VERY good, I
love them cDc files myself) stuff? If so, we apologize. Actually,
the only thing we've copied from cDc is the LONG format for our
releases, and that's it. Everything we publish is genuine and
straight from the author(s) themselves. Well, because we have
received comments about this, we want YOU to tell us what YOU think
too! So, just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file
and E-Mail "The Chief" with your comment. We'll include YOUR
comments (unchanged) in the next Index. So dig up your modem and
let us know.
Now, when that's out of the way, let's move on to this #5 release.
This is really our best release so far. It includes a whole bunch
of Fiction files with turning ends and scooped up stories, as well
as the standard weird files too. It also initiates an interesting
competition for all you textfile-writers out there.
Read uXu file #58 for complete information!
The Chief / uXu
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Just call one of the boards listed at the end of this file and E-Mail
The Chief for further information (if needed) or to let us know you'd
like to join us. Don't hesitate! Call today!
Member --> We're happy if you write a minimum of two files/release.
You do have to write something for each release to be
listed as Member.
Contributor --> We don't expect you to write for each release. You
write when you have something to write about. We do
want you to write something for every 3 releases
to be listed as Contributor.
Support Board --> To become a support board, we have to check your
BBS first, so include number/name/nup when applying.
As a support board, you'll have one file-area for
uXu files and one for files TO uXu, where only the
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I N D E X - Standard Releases 00 - 62 [Jan/Mar 1992]
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[00] An Introduction To uXu The Chief 8k
[01] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #01 The Chief 15k
[02] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #02 The Chief 31k
[03] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #03 The Chief 26k
[04] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #04 The Chief 12k
[05] How To Get...Older Women The Chief 15k
[06] The BIG System Vol.1 (Chapters 01-10) The Chief 46k
[07] How To Get Even! The GNN 4k
[08] Car Explosion Look-Alike The GNN 4k
[09] Making A Small Flame Thrower The GNN 2k
[10] Miscellaneous Crimes The GNN 3k
[11] Miscellaneous Terror The GNN 7k
[12] Projects For The Extremely Bored Anarchist The GNN 4k
[13] Suicide! The GNN 5k
[14] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #05 The Chief 40k
[15] uXu Index #1 The Chief 11k
[16] Preventing A Murder The Chief 9k
[17] How To Cause Panic Phearless 12k
[18] Public Enemy - Apocalypse 91 Lyrics The Chief 36k
[19] OOOOoooo! The Chief 7k
[20] How To Shrink A Head The GNN 3k
[21] The European Digest Vol.1 Issue #06 The Chief 22k
[22] How To Kill An 'Elite' (in rhymes) The Chief 4k
[23] Castle Chronicles Chapter One The Chief 10k
[24] Your Mini Guide To Master The Art Of Chaos Phearless 7k
[25] 101 Uses For The "Tower Of Power" The Chief 11k
[26] uXu Index #2 The Chief 12k
[27] The Ten Most Wanted By Interpol The GNN 4k
[28] The BIG System Vol.2 (Chapters 11-15) The Chief 15k
[29] Information Terrorism (At School) The GNN 3k
[30] Unleashed - Where No Life Dwells Lyrics Mister Monochrome 8k
[31] The Truth The GNN 4k
[32] Castle Chronicles Chapter Two The Chief 10k
[33] uXu Follow Up #1 - Dr. Ripco & Ripco BBS The Chief 124k
[34] The Truth About Women The GNN 4k
[35] Wpoeiwop The Chief 9k
[36] uXu Index #3 The Chief 13k
[37] Anarchist Unite The GNN 4k
[38] A Jolly Good Day In School The GNN 6k
[39] Depth Charge The GNN 3k
[40] Depression The GNN 6k
[41] The Excuse The GNN 3k
[42] Childish Thoughts Phearless 4k
[43] The Anatomy Of Hate The GNN 4k
[44] Golf Ball Enjoyment Phearless 4k
[45] Fun With Electricity Phearless 3k
[46] Acid Human Terrorism The GNN 5k
[47] uXu Index #4 The Chief 15k
[48] AI The GNN 8k
[49] Alarm! The GNN 3k
[50] Castle Chronicles Chapter Three The Chief 6k
[51] How To Deal With The Police The GNN 3k
[52] El Presidente - Handgun Shooting Skill The GNN 8k
[53] Friday The 17th The Chief 10k
[54] Errors The GNN 5k
[55] Eternal Life The GNN 9k
[56] What Goes Around... The GNN 5k
[57] I Know Who You Are! The GNN 5k
[58] The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Info The Chief 13k
[59] Squib Joke The GNN 4k
[60] The Voice The GNN 7k
[61] Torture With Things Laying Around At Home The GNN 7k
[62] uXu Index #5 The Chief 18k
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[00] Introduktion Till uXu-S, Den Svenska Serien The Chief 4k
[01] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Dark Avenger Computer Sweden 4k
[02] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.36 - Sm<53> Notiser Computer Sweden 8k
[03] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.07 - Sm<53> Notiser Computer Sweden 5k
[04] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH Hackers Computer Sweden 5k
[05] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.35 - KTH S<>kerhet Computer Sweden 5k
[06] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - Sm<53> Notiser Computer Sweden 7k
[07] Computer Sweden Vol.9 No.37 - L<>senord Computer Sweden 6k
[08] Datav<61>rlden 1991 No.41 - Datorst<73>lder Datav<61>rlden 7k
[09] Datav<61>rlden 1991 No.41 - Smarta Kort Datav<61>rlden 5k
[10] Radio P1 'Kanalen' - CCC Kanalen 15k
[11] Blandade Tidningar - Sm<53> Notiser SvD,ID mm 6k
[12] VaktB - Best<73>mmelser f<>r vaktpersonal Phearless 32k
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January March January March January March January March Releases 1992:
048: "AI" by The GNN. A Chilling story from our now known Fiction
writer, The GNN. This one deals with Artificial Intelligence in the
future. I promise, you'll be surprised how good it is. Highly
recommended reading.
049: "Alarm!" by The GNN. A fine poem only leaving you wanting more.
We've seen some new stuff by The GNN in this release, and it's not
just new, it's also extremely good. So, all of you, even though this
is a poem, and you might not read poems every day, take this one home.
If not for the poem itself, then for the final experience.
050: "Castle Chronicles Chapter Three" by The Chief. What! Oh no! It's
yet another chapter of Steve Castle's investigation and search for the
Man that disappeared from the shoe store. This third chapter gives you
a pretty nasty turn in the story, as well as leaving you with an urge to
read the next chapter. Read all about it!
051: "How To Deal With The Police" by The GNN. Life is tough. Ok,
we all know that, but are you prepared if one day, the cops bangs
on your door, throws you into their car, takes you downtown only to
question you for hours and hours? No? Then read this short manual.
052: "El Presidente - A Measure Of Handgun Shooting Skill" by The GNN.
[Taken from the Guns & Ammo Magazine, February Issue 1992]. This
article tells you how the most preferred measure of shooting skill is
done. Maybe you'd like to try it out yourself to see if you're as
slick with your gun as you think you are? Get tha file, will ya!
053: "Friday The 17th" by The Chief. When you're down in the gutter,
trying to get some help, only because 'it's just one of those days',
pick up this file for some comfort. For some it's Friday the 13th, for
others... it's another day.
054: "Errors" by The GNN. Is it possible that you affect other people
by doing what you do? How can your dull afternoon in front of your
computer kill 1000's of people? Arthur Dent realized that in the oh-so-
good book The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy by Douglas Adams, but
is that really true? The GNN tells you the story.
055: "Eternal Life" by The GNN. Yet another story from The GNN with
twisting tales and turning ends. Our new leader in the fiction business
doesn't let you down with this wonderful story. It's as good as his
earlier ones, and tells the story of a man working with a garage-made
time-machine.
056: "What Goes Around..." by The GNN. Destroying Nuclear weapons,
de-militarize the earth, peace everywhere. Is it true that only good
things come out of it? Can it for example be a huge mistake to get
rid of all weapons? Why? Read this short thinking story.
057: "I Know Who You Are!" by The GNN. Are you sure about who you
are, where you come from, and why you're here? Then skip this file.
If not, it's important that you read it as soon as possible. We're
letting you in on the secret here, so don't waste your time. Your
life depend on it!
058: "The uXu Annual Textfile Writer's Awards Information" by The Chief.
Introducing a new competition, as well as a way to receive the finest
and best textfiles floating around out there. This is the first file
about the contest with vital information. Another file with more
information will be released closer to the actual awards. Get this file
now, and read through it and then leave your comments to your closest
uXu member. Please support this small request.
059: "Squib Joke" by The GNN. This is a simple but fun joke for all
you sick guys who just like to make people go mad. It's horrible, it
causes permanent brain damage for the victim... and it's cheap too.
Just don't try it on your fellow uXu-ians!
060: "The Voice" by The GNN. Life beyond the stars. Isn't it strange
we're still all alone down here on earth? Why can't we find life on
other planets? Is it something we're overlooking or just our destiny
to be alone? A fine story from The GNN.
061: "Torture With Things Laying Around At Home" by The GNN. Aha!
You've got someone you want information from, and you don't know how
to do? Yessss, Torture! The best and only way. This file can be used
anytime. It requires that you have strapped the person to a chair or
something, and that you prevent him from escaping. Interested?
062: "uXu Index #5" by The Chief. Already the 5th Index? Oh well, I
guess there's only one thing to do then. Get it, really. If you're one
of those who collect our files, you know that the Index contains;
* An introduction about current events by The Chief.
* Updated Member, Contributor and Support Board Lists.
* An updated list of all uXu files in Short format.
* All the new release files in Long format.
* An updated list of boards where to contact uXu.
So why not take a break from whatever you're doing right now, and
download this extremely interesting and informative file. At least
you'll know a bit more about the contents of all other uXu files.
[#62 also includes an Index for the uXu-S series]
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Demon Roach Underground (806)794-4362 (Support & Inlet)
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"DIVINE PROBLEMS"
by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
"Only God is perfect!"
(Heroes of the past)
"Shit!"
He used to be the mighty ruler. King of all kings. The Creator. The
best. The heroic leader. Call him whatever you want. He was God. Not
the God you call anyone who is beautiful or fantastic. He can neither dance
or sing. The first impression he gives you is that he probably reminds
you about the pictures of God in all books. Not very strange, since he IS God.
Yes, the real God. His home is Heaven and his work is to rule the world.
You can love him or hate him. But one thing is for sure; he is God, and he
created the whole world in two days (even if some books claim seven days
but that's just fake propaganda from Lucifer). His power is beyond
whatever you can imagine. He rules supreme.
Now he was laying on the floor of a 7-eleven and stared at the great hole he
made when he came crashing through the roof.
"Well, I guess you'll have to pay for that!", some idiot behind the counter
suddenly said.
"Do you know who I am, jerk?", God said while making some pathetic tries
to stand up. The floor was slippery due to the usual lousy cleaning from the
lamebrains who worked there.
"Listen Pa! I'm only a employee, ok? I don't make the fucking rules.", the
sleaze answered.
"I will guarantee you a place on my left side, haveaniceday!", God said and
quickly left the store.
New York.
Could it be worse?
It must had been Lucifer again. When the bell rang, God expected to find
another soul on the outside who wanted to come inside. It was early in
the morning and it was going to be a hectic day judging from the large amount
of people who showed up. As all days. But it was work, and someone had to
do it. Even God. But when he had unlocked the door the staircase below him
was empty. It had happened before that the soul was too eager to get inside
and stood in front of the yellow line (even if a LARGE sign clearly said
"Do NOT pass the yellow line until God have opened the door!").
Because, then it would easily happen that God accidentally slammed the door
right into the face of the soul and pushed him off the staircase. It had
happened a couple of times.
"Make a sign!", he had said to his angels.
They had made a sign. No accidents. Until now. With a sigh, God took a few
steps to the outside to watch if he could see the poor soul falling
down. He didn't even notice the wire who was placed below the door.
With a scream, he tripped and fell off the staircase. Twenty seconds later,
he crashed through the roof of the 7-eleven store.
New York. This rotten trashcan of humans.
"Yo! Check out the old fart!", some stupid kid screamed at him. With a
bright flash of lightning, God vaporized him at once. Then he continued
to walk the streets. What a place. Cars made noise, people bumped into
him, and everything smelled like junk. There he was, walking around with a
white dress, a large beard and a cross in a chain around his neck.
"Taxi!", he screamed to the bypassing yellow cabs.
Most of the drivers saw him as yet another weird Hare Krishna dude, who
wanted to go to the church for free, and didn't stop. This was humiliating!
Something had to be done. Ah! Over the street! On the other side of the street,
a taxi which was just about to leave. God made a run and threw himself into it.
Unfortunately there was already an old lady in it, but with a magic spell,
the door opened and she was thrown out as if an invisible hand had grabbed her.
"Drive!", God shouted to the driver.
"Uhm...uhm...uhm...the lady had some luggage that...", the driver
said with a weak voice.
The old lady was almost crushed when five large bags came flying from the
trunk of the taxi and landed on top of her.
"Done! Now drive!", God said with a slightly annoyed voice.
What else could he do? The driver had seen many strange things in his life
but this was very different. But he knew from experience that everything
had an explanation.
"Er...exactly where do you want to go?"
"Heaven."
Oh no, another grass-smoking hippie from the past who hadn't realized
what time it was, the driver thought. However, it was better to pretend and
drive around a while until the magician in the back seat had slipped into a
coma or something. He got very amazed when the car suddenly left the ground
and entered the sky.
"How much do I owe you?", God asked the driver.
It took them ten minutes to reach the bottom of the staircase in heaven.
The driver didn't answer. He just stared out of the window.
"Ah..ok, you'll get a nice place here instead, when the time is right,
what do you say about that?"
Still no answer. Never mind. God closed the door and sent the car back
to earth. A large crowd had gathered in front of the door to heaven and
God had to use his elbows to get to it.
"Sorry, but I'm in a hurry, let me pass!"
"Hey, we are ALL in a hurry here! We have waited a long time! No one
opens the goddamn..."
A flash from the Automatic Naughty Word Destroyer turned the soul into
nothing. A very good machine, God thought.
"No one opens the door? Well, you understand, I'm God..."
The crowd went "ooooohhhhh". The feeling of being Someone was exiting,
and God continued;
"Don't worry! I will open the door and everybody, yes EVERYBODY, will
go inside and enjoy....(short silence)...heeeeeaaaveeeen!"
Excitement and joy ran through the crowd. No judgements today! This
was Happy Hour in heaven! God turned around and faced the door.
BONK!
It hit him like a rock in the head. The door had closed and locked.
The keys were...in the lock, on the inside.
God turned blushing to the crowd.
"Anyone got a deck of cards or something?"
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THE FEIGNED NON-POISONOUS GENTLEMANLIKE HERESY GAME SHOW
CHAPTER FOUR
At this time, he noticed the weird alien following him through
the maze. Trillian told him not to worry. 'It's just one of those
nice and friendly ones' she said. Zaphod seemed to take the whole
trip to Bezelbub Interstellar Junction lightly as he continued to
sleep, snoring heavily. Ford held his towel a bit tighter as he
slipped down a three-inch Babelfish down his throat for lunch.
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What? This ISN'T 'The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy Part IV' ?
Oh, sorry about that. I'll make it up to you by writing yet
another inspiring full-framed vicious chapter right here.
Megan woke up, quite dizzy. She thought it had to do with the
night before, but it didn't. Spingleman had slipped her one of
his new inventions; The 'Get Drunk, and Stay Drunk the morning
after' (GDSD) pill, but she didn't know anything about it. 'Water
..water' she managed to whisper, and Spingleman made a sign to a
man standing in the far corner of the room. He went out of the
room.
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WHAT?! What are you complaining about?.. Say that again? It isn't
'The BIG System 3' either? Then WHAT IS IT?! 'Castle Chronicles'?
Right! I'm a bit out of touch today y'see.. Hit it!
"Ouch!"
Castle woke up. Instantly feeling he didn't like it. A big table
covered his body and when he lifted the sink that had smashed his
head into pieces he noticed the small dog chewing on his left
shoe (which was, amazingly enough, still there). 'Boy, are they
serious with this gang war stuff or what?' he thought as he tried
to move his thumb. It hurt.
The Mercedes just stood there. Burning. A couple of police-cars
drove by in a frenzy and the air was filled with.. with.. Hmm,
Castle couldn't make out what it was. He had smelled it before,
but couldn't quite place it. Was it the Semi-Half Naked Woman? No,
she had that excellent 'take me' scent. It couldn't be Steinberg
or Brown because they weren't there. Weren't there?
"Hey! Hello! Miss?" Castle tried to reach the Semi-Half Naked
Woman, but failed instantly trying to move his little finger.
"Well, if it isn't Mr Rock-N-Roll De-Tec-Tive." Someone said to
the left.
"No, it isn't stupid" Another voice said to the right. "It's just
that dumb Steve Castle. Mr No-Bra-In De-Tec-Tive. Heheheheheh.."
That was enough! Castle could take much, but abuse? NO WAY!
With a crumble he was on his feet. Facing two amazingly large..
gentlemen on motorcycles. He KNEW he wasn't in a position to
complain or make them take back what they'd said when one of them
reached inside his overcoat and pulled out..
"Wanna take part in a most excellent game show, dude?" One of them
said offering Castle the envelope he had pulled out of his pocket.
"It isn't STUDS or anything, but it sure is fun."
Castle hesitated. Then he reached for the envelope and opened it.
'SHNW & D Gameshows Inc. invites you to join a most excellent
show where you'll be able to win PRICES! Yes, we offer you a
Complete TV-Set, bedroom furniture, aaand a trip to wonderful
Siberia, tell him more about it Jim! Ok, Mike. We'll fly you to
to the most luxurious place on earth with BLAH Air. You'll spend
a weekend ...'
He skipped that section and found a small note at the end of the
paper that said: 'Rules: Participants must be detectives or Semi-
Half Naked Women'. Hmm.. how strange, he thought, but that didn't
matter. He'd never participated in a game show, and this was his
chance to get some of those nifty bathroom carpets.
"Okay I'll do it." he said, and the two large men looked at each-
other and smiled.
"But I have to bring my..friend here.." he continued bending over
to reach the Semi-Half Naked Woman.
"Sure, that's exactly what we want you to, too." the gentleman to
the right said. "Just hop up here, and we'll take both of you
to the studio right away."
As they drove away, someone lurking beneath the street whispered..
"Hello Hellooo.. he's going to pay! With his balls!" He Turned
and headed straight for the tunnel that lead to the SHNW & D
Studios up Johnson Avenue. "He will pay dearly.."
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Mike Whitesmile, the game show host found himself doing what he
enjoyed most. Hosting a game show.
"Rrrright, ladies and gentlemen. We're back, and what's that? Yes,
we have two new contestants for you. One found beneath a large
table on Johnson Avenue and the other just next to him. Please
let's go and meet these two, come on.." <clap clap clap..>
"You're the detective, right?" Mike said to the Semi-Half Naked
Woman. "Hahah, sorry that was a joke."
<pre-recorded public: aaaah>
"No, seriously, let me guess here.. you must be the Semi-Half
Naked (and veeerrry sexy too) Woman if I'm not completely from
another planet!
<public: ha ha ha, clap clap, whistle whistle whistle>
Ok Ok... fankyou fankyou, that's enough jokes for now! Then this
one here.." he said pointing at Castle, "must be the De-Tec-Tive.
Would you like to say something about yourselves? Castle?"
"No FANKS", Castle answered him with a smirk on his face.
"Well, if it isn't a humorous de-tec-tive.." Mike said to the non-
existent studio public. <public: hah hah hah, clap clap>. "How
about you then?", he asked the Semi-Half Naked Woman.
"Like Ok. When I was about three years old, right, my mom took
me to this place, y'know, called, ok, like, the Supermarket, and
like, wow, they had so many, like different chewing-gums, y'know,
and right by the chewing-gum shelf, thirteen years later, I met,
like, a big hunk who grabbed my, as you can see, big breasts and
just took me from behind before we, y'see, went to this shoe
store, and.."
"Heheh.. well, I hear YOU have a lot to talk about," Mike said
to the public. <public: ha hah haaaa> "But let's go on with the
show! Right after these messages.. Staaaay Rrrright There!"
<Now, Your clothes can be THIS clean too...>
<New NKOTB Watch, Cup, T-Shirt, Bathroom-spray, Instant coffee,
sweat-spray, pen-holder, non-slippable-banana-peel, genuine
metal copies of their teeth. All-In-One available now...> etc.
Castle looked at the Semi-Half Naked Woman.
Mike looked at himself in the mirror.
"Did you say 'Shoe Store'??" Castle asked her.
"Why, sure. Like, I think so anyway.."
"DO YOU HAVE THE SLIGHTEST...."
"AAaaand, We're Back!" <public: clap clap clap, whistle>. "I'm
Mike (like you didn't know that! Hah hah)" <public: Who's Mike?>
"and, we're here with our two new contestants. They are going to
meet our last week's champions... Frank Fontana and Isabella
Rosselini!"
<public: clap clap clap clap cla..>
"Fooled ya! hah hah hah" <public: aaahh> "No, seriously folks, we
have here, the piece of meat, the king stud of studs, the word-
mongler of crosswords, the king-o of lingo, the crackpot of
jackpot.. and the hunk that made it with this Semi-Half Naked
Woman at the Chewing-gum shelf seven years ago..."
<drumroll>
"Yes, None other than The.... Mysterious man who disappeared in
the SHOE STORE!!"
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"LISTEN CAREFULLY"
by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
"Let me see, said the blind man"
(Charles Dickens)
R. dropped the box again. Thankfully, the grass was quite soft here.
"Watch out! Don't destroy it!", K. screamed.
K. steadied his grip around the large box and started to walk again. The
ten feet high and six feet wide box was not so heavy but a living hell to
carry. Antennas and heavy microphones were in the way everywhere.
"All the way up to the hill, my friend!", K. said in a jolly voice.
One hour later they were at the top of the grassy hill. R. put the box
down and took a large sigh of relief. He sat down and watched the view.
He could see the car at the foot of the hill. Around it, wood. Green,
fresh wood everywhere.
"Paradise...", R. said with a low voice.
"Yeah," K. said. "Not strange at all that he got all inspiration here!"
Platon. K. had always loved Platon. Even if he died thousands of years
ago, his incredible thoughts never got out of style. K. was a genius.
But he never thought of himself as one. He started to read in his early
childhood and the first books that he opened was philosophy with great
men like Platon, Aristoteles, Kant and Zenon. He read the books with
a burning desire to meet them. He wanted to discuss the world with them.
This was unfortunately impossible, since K. lived in the year 1992 and
all the great men were dead. Advanced electronics captured his interest in
his youth, but he never forgot about the ancient theories about the world.
Now he was sitting here. R. had helped him to carry his machine all the
way up to the hill. This was the place where Platon had gotten his ideas
according to many books. When K. one day read that Platon used to talk
to himself loud about his ideas, before writing them down, he got an idea.
Everything is eternal. Nothing can disappear. You can not cut an object
into nothing. You just cut it in half half half half half half half...
What about sounds? Sounds must be forever!
We breathe and sometimes we produce a sound. A word. A sentence. The
waves run from our mouth and out in the large air. The sound is harder
to hear on a distance, since the waves get thinner and thinner.
But they can never disappear. You just had to produce a machine that could
catch and increase the volume of small sounds. Sounds, so small that you
couldn't believe it. Sounds, that were produced thousands of years ago.
Sounds, from Platon.
"Why do you want to hear Platon?", R. suddenly asked.
"Maybe because he was the greatest, and maybe because this place
is perfect for catching old sounds.", K. replied.
This was sure a perfect place. Far away from modern "civilization" with
hard and cold noise. Even when Platon lived, there must have been irritating
sounds everywhere. That was probably the solution to why he walked several
miles to get to this silent and beautiful hill. To think. To understand.
And now, K. wanted to understand. He just didn't exactly know what...
"Let's go to work!", K. said.
They begun to operate the machine. Small and big microphones was placed
at different places around the box. K. turned the switch on, and sounds
begun to flow into his ears from a couple of headphones.
"Finetune it!", he shouted to R. on the other side of the box.
The box was completely silent. A small hum could be heard from it, but
that was all. R. connected his portable computer to the box and started
to tune the sensitive microphones to smaller and smaller sounds. Bypassing
birds on the blue sky watched the two men with a laugh.
"It is finetuned to...the right time!"
K. listened. He couldn't hear anything. Just as he expected.
"Nothing here! Tune it six more hours!"
R. pushed some buttons on his computer. K. listened again. Still,
everything was silent. He could hear some birds sing, dead since hundreds
of years, but that was not what he wanted to hear. He wanted to
hear the voice of Platon.
"Damn!", K. shouted. "Tune it one more hour!"
Steps. Finally! K. heard someone walking towards the place. The steps
suddenly stopped. Someone breathed heavily. Silence. And then...someone
talked. Ancient words came through the phones.
"It's him! I know it's him!"
R. connected another set of phones to his side of the box.
"Yep. It's him.", R. said even if he didn't understand a word of it. He
hadn't got the education K. had about old languages.
They listened to him for several minutes. A cassette recorder inside the
box taped everything.
"Hey!", K. screamed. "Did you hear that?"
"Well, uhm, maybe. What?", R. replied.
K.'s voice suddenly got very excited.
"He said something about why he sat here all the time!"
R. was about to make an unnecessary comment when K. stopped him.
"Oh Lord! He may be right! Who knows?"
K. spoke very fast. R. hadn't got the slightest idea what K. could have
heard but it was better to pretend than look like a moron.
"R.! How many years can you tune the machine back with the computer?"
R. tapped on the keyboard.
"Probably around...I don't know. Eternal I guess.", R. said.
K.'s eyes opened wide. He stared into the sky. Then he quickly walked
to R. on the other side of the box.
"Tune it as many years you can! Billions of billions of billions of years!"
It took over an hour before the computer declared that he was not going
to go a single zero more. The machine had been tuned to catch sounds made
even before the big bang.
"Why?", R. asked. "Why this?"
"Because...I think I heard Platon say something."
A painful silence occurred. R. couldn't stand it.
"Yes? He said...what?"
K. looked upon the sky again. He took a deep breath and closed his eyes.
R. was about to give up on getting answers when he said:
"Platon said...that this was a place that all great thinkers had visited.
He said that...all great thinkers are sucked to this place. Everybody can't
make it because everybody can't travel to this place. He was very lucky
to be born here. Look at us! We are here!"
Silence again. R. was about to ask how the hell Platon could know
something like that but he never got the chance to open his mouth.
"Even...", K. continued. "Even the creator of the universe had been sitting
here! It was from this place he created the universe! When he was ready, he
made the earth, like a statue over his great creation!"
R. begun to sweat.
"Did he mean...God?"
"No!", K. said in an angry voice. "Something...else...and he said that
the creator had been sitting here for billions of years! We just...can't...
miss...him! Come on! Go!"
They turned on the machine. They listened. A voice was perfectly
clear to them. Even if it didn't speak any known language they understood
every word of it. Hours passed. When night came, they still listened.
They listened until dawn. When the sun begun to rise, K. took of his phones.
They looked at each other.
"So that was the meaning of life?", R. said sadly.
K. didn't answer. They didn't even bother to bring the box with them
when they slowly walked down the hill.
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THE NEW GIRL AT WORK
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It is against my principles to never go out with girls working
at the same place as I do, well, it was until SHE came to work with
me. Most of my work mates are older women so it wasn't hard to keep
my hands away from them. She was different though, a young, rather
short, blond girl. She wasn't fat as small women often are but
very well built with just the right amount of breast and ass.
She also had a pair of lovely legs she often showed in sexy
silk stockings and an easy laughter. From the first moment I saw
her I knew it would be hard to stay away from her, but I would
at least try.
The day I realized i would fail was when she came to work and
wore a top that showed a large part of her lovely soft breasts,
well, I didn't know that they were soft but they sure looked that
way. They looked like they were meant to be caressed with soft
strokes from my hands. She also had a short mini-skirt that
showed the beginning of her smoothly rounded bottom as she bent
over at the archive. I tried not to look to much at her but as
you well can understand it wasn't easy.
I would only go and give her a file I had been working on but
when i put it down on her desk I found that I was looking down
at her breasts, and at this angle I could se the whole of them,
right down to the slightly erect nipples. I froze for a moment
which was like an eternity, when I finally broke free from the
spell and looked at her I saw the smile on her face and I knew
she had noticed my reaction and was enjoying it. I gave her an
uneasy smile and dashed off.
At the end of the day a saw her walking away in the corridor
ahead of me. I ran up to her and asked her over to my place.
Much to my surprise she accepted the invitation but she said that
she had to go to her dance class before she could come. I gave
her my address and went home to anxiously wait for her. I quietly
wondered what would happen next and what I should do when she
arrived. As i would meet her at work five days a week I didn't
want to make a fool out of myself. I stood there thinking about
what to do when the doorbell rang!
I rushed down to the door and opened it.
"Hi", she said. "Hi there yourself", I said and moved to let her
in. I helped her off with her coat and showed her the way to the
living room. I walked some distance behind her and gazed on the
way her hips moved in the tight black skirt she had changed
into. I showed her into my living room and she slumped into the
couch with a sigh.
"It's been a long day."
"Yeah, it sure has." I said and sat down beside her. She arched
back with closed eyes and her hands stretched out above her
head. Her thin sweater showed the exiting profile of her tits.
It slid up and revealed her midriff. I placed one arm around her
and let my free hand slide upwards her leg to come to a rest on
her bared tummy. I leaned towards her and stopped with my mouth
just inches from hers. She opened her eyes and for a brief,
silent moment we gazed into each others eyes. Then she slid her
arms around my neck and we kissed with open mouths, her tongue
met mine and circled inside my mouth. Then she stopped and
leaned back with glistering eyes. No words were necessary, I
pulled off her sweater and dropped it on the floor beside the
sofa. I kissed her shoulder and then let my lips and tongue
trail the way down to her breasts. I placed my right hand below
her left tit and felt the beat of her heart. As I bent over and
started to circle my tongue over her right nipple my left hand
found its way under her skirt and started to slowly pull her
stocking off. I wanted to hold and lick and kiss her all over
but I just had to try to stay calm. She held my head with both
hands and guided me to give her maximum pleasure. I stopped
sucking her nipple for a moment to gasp for air and then moved
to her other breast to give it similar treatment. Her hand left
my head and started to pull my sweater over my head. I had to
reluctantly stop licking her breasts for a moment. She now let
her soft hands caress my naked back as I rolled one of her
nipples between my lips. She moaned softly and started to breath
heavily. Then she suddenly grabbed my hair and pulled my head
back.
"Don't you think we should go on now?" she said.
Without answering I stood up and took of my trousers and slipped
out of my pants.
"Come here." she said and I walked up to her and kneeled down so
I had my hips between her legs. Then I bent down and started
kissing and feeling her lovely, smoothly rounded legs. I put my
head under her skirt and smelled the juices of her sex. Softly I
placed my hands around her but and pressed my face tight against
the thin fabric of her knickers. Her right stocking was still on
so I grabbed it with my teeth and started pulling it off. When I
had gotten it off I grabbed her foot and gave it a kiss. Then I
continued by kissing her all the way up to end it with a long,
wet kiss on her mouth. She pulled me down beside her and
gave me a hug and a kiss that really took my breath away. She
moved to sit over me with one leg on each side. I let my hands
search over her back and trail down and find her bottom. I
started to pull her skirt off, she rose up with and the skirt
fell to the floor. She now stood up only dressed in her black
lace knickers. I gasped for breath, she was really outstanding.
With no doubt she was the most desirable woman I had ever seen.
She walked away a few steps with swinging hips to let me have
the full view. Then she began to slowly remove the nickers, inch
by inch I could see more and more of that lovely, wet, honey jar
she had between her legs. My cock was pounding and I had never
felt so exited in my whole life. I wanted to rush up and fuck
the hell out of her but something held me back. Finally she
let the knickers fall to the floor and she came walking up to
me. I took her in my arms and she started to rub her sex against
mine.
I grabbed her sweet face and felt her smooth cheeks in my trembling
hands. I pulled her closer and kissed her neck, she stopped moving her
hips and backed off a distance. Then she let her right hand move over my
chest and down my belly to start removing my belt. She soon opened it and
pulled it right off with a triumphant grin. Then she bent down and
unbuttoned my trousers, the feeling was sensational and when she pulled
down my zipper I couldn't help gasping for air. We both stood up and I
kicked my trousers off, leaving me with only my boxers left on. I took
her hand in mine and took her to the bedroom.
When we got there she laid down on the bed stretching her body with her
arms high up. She looked at me, smiled and said
"I want you to take off your boxers by yourself while I watch."
I had nothing against that suggestion and quickly discarded my last pieces
of clothing. I was now so ready my cock was pounding with lust, but I
remained calm and sat down beside her on the bed. Then I bent over and
kissed her, our tongues met in a hot embrace and I moved so I was on top
of her. I felt her hands moving over my back. I started moving down,
planting a trail of wet kisses over her body. When i reached her belly
button I let my tongue come out and stuck it in. She moaned and I left
it to move down between her legs.
First I licked her legs from the knees and up until I almost, but not
quite, touched her cunt lips, then I moved down the same way. About
then she was as hot as she could be and she grabbed my head and guided
me in between her legs to her hot pussy and I started licking it, first
slowly and then faster and faster with little flicks of my tongue on
her cherry. Soon her legs began shaking and I knew her orgasm wasn't far
away so I quickly moved up and inserted my cock in her pussy. Her eyes
suddenly opened wide as I let my rod slide up her hot, wet canal of love.
I started pumping in a high tempo because now I had waited long enough
for this moment. When her legs moved up my legs and pushed behind my ass
I took one of them and put it on my shoulder, now I could fuck her even
deeper, penetrating her fully. Her hands moved around without resting
anywhere, caressing both herself and me. Then she bent forward and sucked
my left nipple. That pushed me over the limit! I let go of her leg and
pounded hard and fast into her pussy.
"Good! Good! I think I'm coming!" she managed to pant.
"Yeah, me too." I thought and stretched out my head to catch her right
ear lobe between my lips. She moved her hand down to my ass and helped me
to add even more urgency to the sweaty rhythm. She moved one hand and
rubbed between my ass cheeks. That pushed me over the edge!
"I'm cumming!" I shouted and with a series of mighty strokes I let my
cum into her, with that she arched back locked in the waves of her own
orgasm.
I continued stroking in a slower pace prolonging our pleasure until I
fell down totally exhausted on her. "That was good" she whispered into my
ear, all I could do was to nod. It was really good, and this wouldn't be
the last time...
THE END
(C) 1992 Ralph 124C41+ of PowerDrive.
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"WHAT HAPPENED?"
by THE GNN/DualCrew/uXu
Inspiration thanks to J. Pirinen
"Fan va ja e full!"
(Arne Anka)
I don't exactly know what happened
I remember smoke
Hair
Somewhere I found hair
(I haven't got the slightest idea from where)
I think I felt something soft wrapped in cotton
More smoke. I don't know from whom
Something hard and white
Old food in hydrochloric acid
Even more smoke
(It was all around me)
An explosion
I bumped into something soft
I think I was falling down a pit
Another fluid clears my mind for a second
Did I travel somewhere?
Hydrochloric acid again
Suddenly the hair was there again
Something sucked me into it
I remember that I couldn't escape
Another explosion
Not so strong but larger
The Sunday morning is perfectly clear to me.
Unfortunately.
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